https://edramatica.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=LegroyperEncyclopedia Dramatica - Things to revert [en]2026-06-14T19:46:09ZThings to revertMediaWiki 1.44.2https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Asa_Coon&diff=1922564Asa Coon2025-05-25T20:39:04Z<p>Legroyper: /* Gallery of Fail */</p>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Asa Hailey Coon'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 22, 1993}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 10, 2007 (aged 14)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}<br />
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[[Image:Crimescene.png|thumb|right|350px|KILLZONE: KLEVELAND]]<br />
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'''Asa H. Coon'''{{Columbiner}} was a 14-year-old [[goth]] and [[high school|hi-skool]] loser from [[Cleveland]], [[Ohio]]. A student at the ironically-named '''SuccessTech Academy''', the ironically-named Coon became [[an hero]] for the ages on October 10, 2007 by going on one of the most [[Londonistan|miserably]] [[epic]] [[fail]] [[school shooting]]s in academic history. <br />
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== "How i do shot scoolz?" ==<br />
[[Image:The Sandwich Chef asa.jpg|right|thumb|It is.]]<br />
[[Image:Asa-coon-trophy.jpg|right|thumb|I have known winrars and you, sir, are no winrar.]]<br />
[[Image:asa coon1.jpg|right|thumb| Only good coon is a dead coon.]]<br />
Using his all-black [[wigger|ninja]] wardrobe and [[Nintendo]]-honed [[1337|splinter cell skillz]], Coon successfully evaded the metal detectors and school security guards and infiltrated the campus while armed with a pair of straps. The Marilyn Manson-worshiping teen avenger then walked up to the classroom floor, charged his [[Lazer|mighty layzars of pure hate]], and began his final one-Coon crusade against the bullies, jocks, affiliates, teachers, furries, niggers, spics, kikes and other idiots that you would expect to find at a high school named SuccessTech Academy.<br />
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His first target of opportunity came up quickly. On his way to the grave, Coon happened to bump into fellow student and American Bully Association member Michael Peek, who proceeded to punch him right in his fat faggot face. Not hard enough, alas; after shedding a few manly tears, Coon drew on his tormentor and [[Fail|shot Peek in the side]]. "What kind of dweeb shoots someone in the ''side''?" gasped an annoyed Peek, as Coon proceeded to the next level.<br />
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Screams of terror greeted the goffik gunman as he appeared amid the students and teachers. With guns blazing, Coon then attempted to settle the tab with [[gay|every em-effer in the school who had ever laughed at his eyeliner, scoffed at his trenchcoat, or disparaged his state of self-imposed loserdom]]. Fortunately for his fellow students, the hapless shock-rock fan was every bit as much of a failure at shooting people as he was at everything else in his mistake of a life — ''[[fail|he didn't manage to kill a single person'']]. <br />
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After [[retard|hitting, but not killing four people]] with his badly-aimed gunfire, the batshit-crazy gothfag finally decided to [[An Hero|end it]], but he ran out of ammunition and got punched in the face by a [[nigger]] angered by Coon's complete failure, thereby saving the [[Cleveland]] school district the cost of three years of free welfare lunch and proving that niggers are better at killing than emos. "[[Sparta|''Thpartaaaa'']]!" he whispered, as the fatal blow hit home. <br />
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And so ends the legend of Asa Coon — teen, goth, and would-be mass murderer. We all wish him well in the afterlife — but let's face it, he'll probably fuck that up too.<br />
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[[Truth|What a fucking waste of human life]].<br />
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== Victims ==<br />
There were four shooting victims who were barely even injured:<br />
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*'''Michael Peek''', 15, shot in the left side. ''"Ow!"''<br />
*'''Darnell Rodgers''', 17, wounded in the elbow. ''"Cut it '''out''', Asa!"''<br />
*'''Michael Grassie''', 42, shot in the chest. ''"That's going on your permanent record, Mr. Coon!"''<br />
*'''David Kachadourian''', 57, shot in the back. ''[[Law 4 Kids|"You are both suspended!"]]''<br />
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Teachers Kachadourian and Grassie, as well as 15-year-old Peek, remained hospitalized in stable condition as of Thursday morning. Additionally, a [[16 year old girl|15-year-old girl]] sustained a knee injury while fleeing (LOL).<br />
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'''''[[PROTIP]]:''''' Respawning with something other than dual .22 [[revolver]]s will likely lead to more kills in the next round.<br />
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== Root Causes ==<br />
[[Image:Coon.jpg|thumb|Asa Coon, in happier times]][[Image:CoonFuck.jpg|thumb|right|A dedicated animal lover]]<br />
Most school psychologists agree on the root causes of this young man's recent bad choices: <br />
# He was a [[white]] kid in a nearly all-nigger school. <br />
# He was a [[fag|Goth and a Furry]] in a [[school]] where those choices, like everywhere else, are severely frowned upon.<br />
# His last name was Coon. (Really!) <br />
# His mother's last name is Loony. (Really!) <br />
# His school has the most fucked up name of any school in the civilized world. (Thank you, [[Microsoft|Bill and Melinda Gates]]!) <br />
# He liked to [[bestiality|fuck other people's pets]].<br />
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You have to wonder if, occasionally, some of the other students gave him a tough time about his name and all that other shit. (Just think if he ever used his mother's name in the currently fashionable <s>Jar Jar Binks</s> hyphenated style: Asa Looney-Coon.) Given the totality of all those fucked up names, you have to wonder if this whole thing isn't some cleverly promoted urban legend.<br />
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Actually, [[Scientologists]] agree that Mr. Coon was to some extent "bullied" by his [[Nigra|non-Caucasian]] classmates. What they call "bullying" is called by the children "Daily kickin' the shit outta that little chubby-assed suburban white faggot who tried to stick his dick in Rodrigo's pit bull."<br />
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{{quote|He was chubby and short, and he was the only kid in school who dressed like a Goth. When he’d get teased, he’d say, ‘I’m gonna come get you.’ We thought he was playing.|LaToya Sparks, 15, Nigger, Sophomore, SuccessTech Academy}}<br />
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[http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/10/cleveland.shooting/index.html#cnnSTCVideo CNN has video] of a few niggers getting interviewed. They also claim to have video of Asa trying to mate with Anderson Cooper's dog Molly, but everybody over there denies it. Also denied are rumors that Molly's newborn puppies have masked faces and striped tails.<br />
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[[Image:rare asa coon photo.png|thumb|right|The fat retard and his completely normal twin sister]]<br />
[[Image:Third leg.jpg|thumb|right|The Coon family]]<br />
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== Reaction ==<br />
[[Bill Gates]], founder of FailTech, was too busy shooting heroin in his dick and banging [[loli|underage]] Malaysian hookers to comment publicly, but did issue this statement:<br />
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{{quote|[[Lies|We are all very saddened]] to hear the news today of the shooting at [[LOL WUT|SuccessTech Academy]]. This is a tragedy that underscores for all of us how precious each young person's life is. We have reached out to education leaders in Cleveland to express our condolences and support during this difficult time. This tragedy causes us to look inward which reminds us all of the complexity of our work and only deepens our commitment to the goals we set out for [[Microsoft|Windows Vista]].|Judas W. Antichrist, spokesman for the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation}}<br />
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Gates promised to sponsor inner city education programs to improve marksmanship awareness when he returns from his charity tour of Asia.<br />
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== How Asa Failed ==<br />
[[Image:Coon and Manson BFF.png|thumb|240px|right|Proclaiming that he worshiped Marilyn Manson, he asked his classmates [[God|"Where is your god now?"]]]]<br />
[[Image:ASACoon.jpg|thumb|[http://members.aol.com/picknell/coonpix.html DIED ALONE]]]<br />
* [[Epic Fail|He didn't kill a single person!]]<br />
* Didn't aim for the [[Headshot|head]]<br />
* Only shot victims once<br />
* [[Dynamic Entry|Set off the alarms]]<br />
* Listened to [[Marilyn Manson]]<br />
* [[Fag|Painted his nails black]]<br />
* Didn't send video to [[Faux News]]<br />
* Failed to bring honor back to disturbed white boys who shoot up schools; as of this moment, an [[Cho|AZN]] is still the number one school shooter<br />
* [[you|Died a virgin]]<br />
* Was a [[Goth]]<br />
* Didn't [[do it for the lulz]]<br />
* Didn't have a MySpace page; what self-respecting goth doesn't have a MySpace page?<br />
* Didn't [[Mitch Henderson|lose his iPod]]<br />
* Didn't [[Budd Dwyer|arrange a press conference]]<br />
* Didn't [[rape]] corpses<br />
* Didn't single out black people or other minorities as targets<br />
* Wore a pistol belt<br />
* Used .22 pistols (what, no dualies available?), everything not starting with a [[.45]] is fail, amirite?<br />
* Did not have ops on [[#ed]] IRC<br />
* Wore a [[The Matrix|trenchcoat]]<br />
* Will never see [[Shit|that upcoming sitcom based on Geico's lovable "caveman" characters]]<br />
* Didn't do shootings on [[An hero day|4/20]]<br />
* SuccessTech is ''across the street'' from the Cleveland [[FBI]] office as well as Channel 3 News, [[Wrong Location Nigger|yet he did his shooting in the school]].<br />
* He got '''''[[Epic Fail|punched in the face by an angry nigger]].'''''<br />
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== BLAMBLAM AND I'M LIKE OHSNAP! ==<br />
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== Graded Score ==<br />
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== Fake MySpace ==<br />
Some [[virgin]] decided to make a <s>[http://www.myspace.com/asacoon1 fake MySpace]</s> (BALEETED) and message everyone from his school, including his sister, with hateful messages. [[butthurt|What a jerk!]]<br />
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== Life Lessons ==<br />
* Nigras are bullet resistant.<br />
* Furries can't aim.<br />
* 1 [[Cho Seung-Hui|AZN]] > 3 Manson fans' murder/lulz potential.<br />
* I guess he showed us. [[Truth|He really showed us all.]]<br />
* Women need to swallow.<br />
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== Gallery of Fail ==<br />
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Image:Asa-coon-trophy2.jpg|Asa Coon, [[You Win the Prize|winning a prize]]<br />
Image:Asa coon lol.jpg|From the original fake MySpace<br />
Image:Coon.JPG|Dude hes liek totally the Matrix<br />
Image:CoonHide.jpg|Asa Coon at the little-used Cleveland White People's Funeral Home, October 2007<br />
Image:Howdoishotpplasacoon.jpg|Little late to ask<br />
Image:Asa-Coon-School-Shootings-F.jpg|[[Disorder|Fat kid complex]]<br />
Image:deadcoonwalking.png|Dead Coon Walking<br />
[[File:on-october-10-2007-a-14-year-old-asa-hailey-coon-yes-that-v0-502zb34ytenb1.jpg|Asa with his twin sister meeting santa claus.<br />
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== See Also == <br />
* [[School Shooting]]<br />
* [[Failure]]<br />
* [[Gothic]]<br />
* [[Bill Gates]]<br />
* [[Fucktard]]<br />
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== External Links==<br />
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* [http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/10/cleveland.shooting/index.html#cnnSTCVideo| Nigger explains how shit went down]<br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ایڈم پیورینٹن'''</big>}}<br />
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{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates jeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]]- Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Binghampton|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular. Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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<br />
==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Angel Granados-Diaz.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
</gallery><br />
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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>cHPKwK-OUTE</youtube><center>'''News report from [[old media]].'''</center><br />
|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
<br />
==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AntonioandEmilioI.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
<br />
=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
<br />
Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
</Gallery><br />
</Center><br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<br />
===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
<br />
# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
<br />
==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Armando-hernandezsadface.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{frame|[[File:Westgate mall shooting Snapchat video.mp4|200px|center]]|margin=auto}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Dniproshooter.png|230px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--> <br />
<br />
On January 27, 2022, a <s>Russian sleeper agent</s> [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[John Earnest|called the police on himself]] [[troll's remorse|for some reason]].<br />
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[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
<br />
on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:Dnipro 1.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 2.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 3.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 4.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 5.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 6.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 7.jpg|[[V&|BUSTED]]<br />
File:Dnipro 8.jpg<br />
</gallery><br />
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{{fv|vgDnipro|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Dnipro Shooting.mp4|700px]] '''Friendly fire: [[KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING|OFF]]'''<br />
|<youtube>gS3Azx9v_B0</youtube> '''Round over'''<br />
}}}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|5|(5 injured)|10|[[Sniper|50% of targets taken down]]|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|12|Got the commander of the national guard to resign|3|shot up a military factory|35|F-|Was quickly overshadowed by [[World War III|something else]]}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
<br />
===External Links===<br />
* {{Wikilink|2022_Dnipro_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* {{WPD|h/shooting/post/54768/21-year-old-soldier-murders-colleagues|Writeup on}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br />
<br />
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Austinwyattrollins.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
<br />
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
<br />
<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Avraham Ben Israel ==<br />
{{Withjews}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:AvrahambenIsraeldepiction.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kike Dog'''</big>'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Dog]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Breed'''|[[Belgium|Belgian Malinois]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Israel|Kike]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|Israel]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Spore|Spore]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Satoshi Uematsu|Killed a retard]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, presumed to be executed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Wolf|Alpha wolf]], [[Judaism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down<br />
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|5}}<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown<br />
File:Kikedog.jpg|thumb|Ben Israel's IRL trolling<br />
</gallery><br />
=== External Links ===<br />
{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Mohammad_Bhar|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Babby Ndombe Opetu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Bahramjeshanpur.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
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<br />
== Barend Strydom ==<br />
{{Ib|[[[[File:images (7).jpeg|400px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
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He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
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Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
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On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
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Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
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He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
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|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
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==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
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In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
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== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
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The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
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==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
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===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
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===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
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File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
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The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Chase Garvey== <br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chase Garvey'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Cuck]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Chase Garvey was an ugly [[ginger]] boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims was his ex-girlfriend fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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===Video===<br />
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==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
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In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
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File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Douglas Araya==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
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Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
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==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
{{ib|[[File:EdmarFreitas.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
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=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
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8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
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File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
File:Edmar2.jpg <br />
File:EdmarFatFuck.png<br />
File:EdmarLanza.png| Does his cold expression sounds familiar?<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EeroHiltunen.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EvitaK.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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{{Collapsegallery|'''sigh... *unzips*'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
</gallery>|border=gray|color=white}}<br />
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<br />
{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
|}<br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
<br />
==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
<br />
=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
<br />
=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
<br />
<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
<br />
After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
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He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
<br />
===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
<br />
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
<br />
I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
<br />
I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
<br />
I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
<br />
It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
<br />
I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
<br />
Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
<br />
GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
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{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
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== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
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=== Motive ===<br />
<br />
Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
<br />
=== Payment day ===<br />
<br />
On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
<br />
=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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<gallery><br />
GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
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=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
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Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
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|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
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{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Huu Can Tran ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Huuazn.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (aged 72)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Vietnam|Chink]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Vn.gif]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Alzheimer's]], [[Gook]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]<br />
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|3}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Monterey_Park_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
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Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JacksonMwanza.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
<br />
===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
<br />
Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==John R. Lyons==<br />
{{ib|[[File:John Lyons outside Nick's house.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br />
|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
<br />
Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
}}<br />
</center><br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': .22LR Pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
|<br />
*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
<center>[[Image:Archer.png|center|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|center|140px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
</center><br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:JonathanBragundi.jpeg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Glock 17<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|100px]]<br />
|<br />
*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
[[Image:Dera.jpg|center|100px]]<br />
|<br />
*Can be used to make other people feel pity, lowering their guard.<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
<br />
===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JoriJuhaniLasonen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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<br />
In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
<br />
==José Marimon Carles==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JoseMarimon.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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|<youtube>8gR6qsb4J7k</youtube> <br> <center>'''Paki TV reports about it'''</center><br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
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===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 31, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 30, 2010 (aged 48)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured 15}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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<gallery><br />
LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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|<youtube>zW7fQsoSyHM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Gameplay Footage'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': 9mm Glock 17 Gen3 semi-automatic pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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TrainiGrazzie.jpg<br />
TrainiHitman.jpeg<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Mattias Flink.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Mehmet Vukalić ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Mehmetspoiledrotten.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mehmet Vukalić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia|Törnjak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosnia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Janitor]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''High Score'''|[[Tranny Phantom|killed 3]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style:'''|[[FPS]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|[[Fail|tried, lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Chris-Chan|Spoiled rotten]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a [[lemon]] up your [[Anus|asshole]]}} {{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
=== See also ===<br />
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
<br />
==Pere Puig==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PerePuig.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
==Petter Kyvik==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PetterKristianKyvik.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
<center>[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Raymond Spencer==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RaymondSpencer.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
<br />
==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
<br />
==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
<br />
===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
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At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
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After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
<br />
At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
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=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<br />
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SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
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== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
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LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
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NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
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Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
TristanNormal.jpeg<br />
Nazitristan.jpg<br />
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
Raregunphoto.jpeg<br />
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
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File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
File:Urosblazic1.jpg<br />
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
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{{gun control}}<br />
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} is chock-full of mediocre would-be [[mass shooting]] articles. You can help by writing sections on [[Columbine Copycats|boring edgelords that go postal]] here rather than [[Doing it wrong|making an entirely new article]] like [[AlGore]].</font></td></tr><br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AbelKlemmensen.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Adamlabus.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ایڈم پیورینٹن'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates jeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': [[Spic|Taurus PT111]] pistol<br />
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM92Pistol.png|70px]]</center><br />
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*Shitty quality compact [[Brazilian|Brazoid]] pistol with great ammo capacity, '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Christian<br />
<center>[[Image:Badass jesus.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
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*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': [[Paki]] Nationalist<br />
<center>[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|60px]]<br />
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* '''3x damage to evil Indian infidels'''<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]]- Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
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AlbertGuts.png|[[Chad]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Binghampton|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular. Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlfonsoLamaoldphoto.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Angel Granados-Diaz.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>cHPKwK-OUTE</youtube><center>'''News report from [[old media]].'''</center><br />
|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AntonioandEmilioI.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
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=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
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Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
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</Center><br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
{{ib|[[File:ArdaCuckuyetim.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
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ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
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[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
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# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
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==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
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On January 27, 2022, a <s>Russian sleeper agent</s> [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[John Earnest|called the police on himself]] [[troll's remorse|for some reason]].<br />
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[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
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on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Dnipro 1.jpg<br />
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File:Dnipro 7.jpg|[[V&|BUSTED]]<br />
File:Dnipro 8.jpg<br />
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{{fv|vgDnipro|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Dnipro Shooting.mp4|700px]] '''Friendly fire: [[KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING|OFF]]'''<br />
|<youtube>gS3Azx9v_B0</youtube> '''Round over'''<br />
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{{GradedScore|5|(5 injured)|10|[[Sniper|50% of targets taken down]]|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|12|Got the commander of the national guard to resign|3|shot up a military factory|35|F-|Was quickly overshadowed by [[World War III|something else]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
* {{Wikilink|2022_Dnipro_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* {{WPD|h/shooting/post/54768/21-year-old-soldier-murders-colleagues|Writeup on}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br />
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==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
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He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
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<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
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{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
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{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
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== Avraham Ben Israel ==<br />
{{Withjews}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:AvrahambenIsraeldepiction.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kike Dog'''</big>'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Dog]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Breed'''|[[Belgium|Belgian Malinois]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Israel|Kike]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|Israel]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Spore|Spore]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Satoshi Uematsu|Killed a retard]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, presumed to be executed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Wolf|Alpha wolf]], [[Judaism]]}}<br />
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On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down<br />
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|5}}<br />
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File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown<br />
File:Kikedog.jpg|thumb|Ben Israel's IRL trolling<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Mohammad_Bhar|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
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{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
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== Barend Strydom ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
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He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
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Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
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On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
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Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
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He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
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|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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|<youtube>vib6oy3DpTE</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary'''</center><br />
|<youtube>-zqQTIe7a-g</youtube> <br> <center>'''FUN FAX, also has some pics of him with a beard and one that would be more recent.'''</center><br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
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==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
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In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
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== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
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The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
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==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
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===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
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===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.<br />
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.<br />
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
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File:Bearr8.jpg|Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, [https://www.nrk.no/nordland/fengslene-i-nord-bruker-sikkerhetsceller-minst-1.16229803 chilling in prison].<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ChadDeSoto.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
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The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Chase Garvey== <br />
{{ib|[[File:photos-of-20-year-old-chase-garvey-who-shot-and-killed-4-v0-0u0ti0xdzxad1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chase Garvey'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Cuck]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Chase Garvey was an ugly [[ginger]] boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims, his ex-girlfriend fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:photos-of-20-year-old-chase-garvey-who-shot-and-killed-4-v0-xmgu63lbzxad1.jpg| not even with a gun is he masculine lol.<br />
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===Video===<br />
[[:File:M2-res 392p.mp4]]<br />
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<br />
==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EricksonMcKinney.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
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In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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{{cg|Gallery|COLgall|center|<gallery><br />
File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]<br />
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File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Douglas Araya==<br />
{{ib|[[File:DouglasAraya.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:DylanButler.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
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Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.<br />
File:DylanButlerCowboy.png<br />
File:DylanButlerPostal.png|Cosplaying as [[Postal 2|Postal Dude]].<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
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==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
<br />
=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
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3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
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File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
File:Edmar2.jpg <br />
File:EdmarFatFuck.png<br />
File:EdmarLanza.png| Does his cold expression sounds familiar?<br />
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</center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EeroHiltunen.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
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<gallery><br />
File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
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</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EvitaK.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
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File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
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<br />
{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
<br />
==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
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File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
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{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
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{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
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=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
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=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
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[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
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NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
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<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
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After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
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He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
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===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
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And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
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I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
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I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
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I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
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It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
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I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
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Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
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GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
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{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
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== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
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=== Motive ===<br />
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Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
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=== Payment day ===<br />
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On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
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=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
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=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
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<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
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</gallery><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
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Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
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{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Huu Can Tran ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Huuazn.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (aged 72)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Vietnam|Chink]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Vn.gif]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Alzheimer's]], [[Gook]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]<br />
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|3}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Monterey_Park_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
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Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
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===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
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Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
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JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
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===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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==John R. Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
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Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
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*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
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*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
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==José Marimon Carles==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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|<youtube>eZnqcB2xnek</youtube> <br> <center>'''GTA Online: Austria Edition'''</center><br />
|<youtube>8gR6qsb4J7k</youtube> <br> <center>'''Paki TV reports about it'''</center><br />
|<youtube>hw6SFzNuKMQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''2023 Trial'''</center><br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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<br />
== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Nantoushooter.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': Armaments Bureau T75<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
[[File:Fedora icon.png|70px]]<br />
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*Double damage against [[Christfags]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lev and Alexander.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
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===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 31, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 30, 2010 (aged 48)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured 15}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MasterPhasid.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
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File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Mehmet Vukalić ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mehmet Vukalić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia|Törnjak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosnia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Janitor]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''High Score'''|[[Tranny Phantom|killed 3]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style:'''|[[FPS]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|[[Fail|tried, lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Chris-Chan|Spoiled rotten]]}}<br />
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On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a [[lemon]] up your [[Anus|asshole]]}} {{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
=== See also ===<br />
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
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==Pere Puig==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Petter Kyvik==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
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*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
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*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
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*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
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*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Raymond Spencer==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
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==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
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==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
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===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
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At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
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After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
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At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
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=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
<br />
== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
<br />
== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
<br />
Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
TristanNormal.jpeg<br />
Nazitristan.jpg<br />
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
Raregunphoto.jpeg<br />
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
{{ib|[[File:UrosBlazic.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
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File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
File:Urosblazic1.jpg<br />
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
{{ib|[[File:VadimMiloshevsky.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
{{gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} is chock-full of mediocre would-be [[mass shooting]] articles. You can help by writing sections on [[Columbine Copycats|boring edgelords that go postal]] here rather than [[Doing it wrong|making an entirely new article]] like [[AlGore]].</font></td></tr><br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ایڈم پیورینٹن'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates jeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]]- Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
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AlbertGuts.png|[[Chad]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Binghampton|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular. Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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<br />
==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Angel Granados-Diaz.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>cHPKwK-OUTE</youtube><center>'''News report from [[old media]].'''</center><br />
|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
<br />
==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
<br />
=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
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Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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<Gallery><br />
PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
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ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
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# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
<br />
==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{frame|[[File:Westgate mall shooting Snapchat video.mp4|200px|center]]|margin=auto}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On January 27, 2022, a <s>Russian sleeper agent</s> [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[John Earnest|called the police on himself]] [[troll's remorse|for some reason]].<br />
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[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
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on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Dnipro 1.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 2.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 3.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 4.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 5.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 6.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 7.jpg|[[V&|BUSTED]]<br />
File:Dnipro 8.jpg<br />
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{{fv|vgDnipro|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Dnipro Shooting.mp4|700px]] '''Friendly fire: [[KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING|OFF]]'''<br />
|<youtube>gS3Azx9v_B0</youtube> '''Round over'''<br />
}}}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|5|(5 injured)|10|[[Sniper|50% of targets taken down]]|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|12|Got the commander of the national guard to resign|3|shot up a military factory|35|F-|Was quickly overshadowed by [[World War III|something else]]}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
* {{Wikilink|2022_Dnipro_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* {{WPD|h/shooting/post/54768/21-year-old-soldier-murders-colleagues|Writeup on}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br />
<br />
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Austinwyattrollins.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
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He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
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<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
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{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
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{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Avraham Ben Israel ==<br />
{{Withjews}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:AvrahambenIsraeldepiction.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kike Dog'''</big>'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Dog]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Breed'''|[[Belgium|Belgian Malinois]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Israel|Kike]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|Israel]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Spore|Spore]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Satoshi Uematsu|Killed a retard]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, presumed to be executed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Wolf|Alpha wolf]], [[Judaism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down<br />
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|5}}<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown<br />
File:Kikedog.jpg|thumb|Ben Israel's IRL trolling<br />
</gallery><br />
=== External Links ===<br />
{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Mohammad_Bhar|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Babby Ndombe Opetu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
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{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Bahramjeshanpur.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
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<br />
== Barend Strydom ==<br />
{{Ib|[[[[File:images (7).jpeg|400px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
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He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
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Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
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On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
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Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
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He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
<br />
==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
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In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
<br />
== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
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The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
<br />
==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
<br />
===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
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===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.<br />
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.<br />
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
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File:Bearr8.jpg|Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, [https://www.nrk.no/nordland/fengslene-i-nord-bruker-sikkerhetsceller-minst-1.16229803 chilling in prison].<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
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The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Chase Garvey== <br />
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2003}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|2024 (aged 21)<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chase Garvey'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Cuck]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Chase Garvey was an ugly [[ginger]] boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims, his ex-girlfriend fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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===Video===<br />
[[:File:M2-res 392p.mp4]]<br />
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<br />
==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EricksonMcKinney.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
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In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]<br />
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File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Douglas Araya==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
<br />
===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
<br />
===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
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Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
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==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
{{ib|[[File:EdmarFreitas.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
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=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
File:Edmar2.jpg <br />
File:EdmarFatFuck.png<br />
File:EdmarLanza.png| Does his cold expression sounds familiar?<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EeroHiltunen.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EvitaK.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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{{Collapsegallery|'''sigh... *unzips*'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
</gallery>|border=gray|color=white}}<br />
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<br />
{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
|}<br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
<br />
==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
<br />
=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
<br />
=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
<br />
<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
<br />
After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
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He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
<br />
===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
<br />
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
<br />
I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
<br />
I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
<br />
I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
<br />
It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
<br />
I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
<br />
Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
<br />
GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
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{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
<br />
=== Motive ===<br />
<br />
Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
<br />
=== Payment day ===<br />
<br />
On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
<br />
=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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<gallery><br />
GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
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=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
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Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
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|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
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{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Huu Can Tran ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Huuazn.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (aged 72)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Vietnam|Chink]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Vn.gif]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Alzheimer's]], [[Gook]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]<br />
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|3}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Monterey_Park_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
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Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JacksonMwanza.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
<br />
===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
<br />
Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==John R. Lyons==<br />
{{ib|[[File:John Lyons outside Nick's house.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br />
|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
<br />
Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
}}<br />
</center><br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': .22LR Pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
|<br />
*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
<center>[[Image:Archer.png|center|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|center|140px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
</center><br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:JonathanBragundi.jpeg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Glock 17<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|100px]]<br />
|<br />
*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
[[Image:Dera.jpg|center|100px]]<br />
|<br />
*Can be used to make other people feel pity, lowering their guard.<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
<br />
===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JoriJuhaniLasonen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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<br />
In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
<br />
==José Marimon Carles==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JoseMarimon.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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|<youtube>8gR6qsb4J7k</youtube> <br> <center>'''Paki TV reports about it'''</center><br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
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===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 31, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 30, 2010 (aged 48)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured 15}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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<gallery><br />
LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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|<youtube>zW7fQsoSyHM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Gameplay Footage'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': 9mm Glock 17 Gen3 semi-automatic pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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TrainiGrazzie.jpg<br />
TrainiHitman.jpeg<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Mattias Flink.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Mehmet Vukalić ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Mehmetspoiledrotten.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mehmet Vukalić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia|Törnjak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosnia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Janitor]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''High Score'''|[[Tranny Phantom|killed 3]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style:'''|[[FPS]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|[[Fail|tried, lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Chris-Chan|Spoiled rotten]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a [[lemon]] up your [[Anus|asshole]]}} {{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
=== See also ===<br />
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
<br />
==Pere Puig==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PerePuig.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
==Petter Kyvik==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PetterKristianKyvik.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
<center>[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Raymond Spencer==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RaymondSpencer.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
<br />
==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
<br />
==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
<br />
===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
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At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
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After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
<br />
At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
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=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<br />
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<gallery><br />
SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
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== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
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LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
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NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
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Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
TristanNormal.jpeg<br />
Nazitristan.jpg<br />
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
Raregunphoto.jpeg<br />
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
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File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
File:Urosblazic1.jpg<br />
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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<br />
==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:ZaniarMatapour.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} is chock-full of mediocre would-be [[mass shooting]] articles. You can help by writing sections on [[Columbine Copycats|boring edgelords that go postal]] here rather than [[Doing it wrong|making an entirely new article]] like [[AlGore]].</font></td></tr><br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ایڈم پیورینٹن'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates jeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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*'''Primary''': [[Spic|Taurus PT111]] pistol<br />
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*Shitty quality compact [[Brazilian|Brazoid]] pistol with great ammo capacity, '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Christian<br />
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*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': [[Paki]] Nationalist<br />
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* '''3x damage to evil Indian infidels'''<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]]- Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Binghampton|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular. Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlfonsoLamaoldphoto.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
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|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
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=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
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Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
{{ib|[[File:ArdaCuckuyetim.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
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ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
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[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
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# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
<br />
==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
On January 27, 2022, a <s>Russian sleeper agent</s> [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[John Earnest|called the police on himself]] [[troll's remorse|for some reason]].<br />
<br />
[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
<br />
on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Dnipro 1.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 2.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 3.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 4.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 5.jpg<br />
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File:Dnipro 7.jpg|[[V&|BUSTED]]<br />
File:Dnipro 8.jpg<br />
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{{fv|vgDnipro|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Dnipro Shooting.mp4|700px]] '''Friendly fire: [[KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING|OFF]]'''<br />
|<youtube>gS3Azx9v_B0</youtube> '''Round over'''<br />
}}}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|5|(5 injured)|10|[[Sniper|50% of targets taken down]]|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|12|Got the commander of the national guard to resign|3|shot up a military factory|35|F-|Was quickly overshadowed by [[World War III|something else]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
<br />
===External Links===<br />
* {{Wikilink|2022_Dnipro_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* {{WPD|h/shooting/post/54768/21-year-old-soldier-murders-colleagues|Writeup on}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br />
<br />
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
<br />
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
<br />
<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
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{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Avraham Ben Israel ==<br />
{{Withjews}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:AvrahambenIsraeldepiction.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kike Dog'''</big>'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Dog]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Breed'''|[[Belgium|Belgian Malinois]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Israel|Kike]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|Israel]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Spore|Spore]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Satoshi Uematsu|Killed a retard]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, presumed to be executed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Wolf|Alpha wolf]], [[Judaism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down<br />
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|5}}<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown<br />
File:Kikedog.jpg|thumb|Ben Israel's IRL trolling<br />
</gallery><br />
=== External Links ===<br />
{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Mohammad_Bhar|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
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<br />
== Barend Strydom ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
<br />
He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
<br />
Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
<br />
On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
<br />
Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
<br />
He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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<center><br />
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|<youtube>vib6oy3DpTE</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary'''</center><br />
|<youtube>-zqQTIe7a-g</youtube> <br> <center>'''FUN FAX, also has some pics of him with a beard and one that would be more recent.'''</center><br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
<br />
==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
<br />
In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
<br />
== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
<br />
The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
<br />
==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
<br />
===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
<br />
===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
<br />
===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
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File:BEARR1.jpg<br />
File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.<br />
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.<br />
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
File:BEARR23.jpg<br />
File:Bearr8.jpg|Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, [https://www.nrk.no/nordland/fengslene-i-nord-bruker-sikkerhetsceller-minst-1.16229803 chilling in prison].<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ChadDeSoto.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
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The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Chase Garvey== <br />
{{ib|[[File:photos-of-20-year-old-chase-garvey-who-shot-and-killed-4-v0-0u0ti0xdzxad1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2003}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|2024 (aged 21)<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chase Garvey'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Cuck]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Chase Garvey was an ugly [[ginger]] boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims, his ex-girlfriend fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:photos-of-20-year-old-chase-garvey-who-shot-and-killed-4-v0-xmgu63lbzxad1.jpg not even with a gun is he masculine lol.<br />
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===Video===<br />
[[:File:M2-res 392p.mp4]]<br />
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==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EricksonMcKinney.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
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Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
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In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]<br />
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File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Douglas Araya==<br />
{{ib|[[File:DouglasAraya.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:DylanButler.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
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Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.<br />
File:DylanButlerCowboy.png<br />
File:DylanButlerPostal.png|Cosplaying as [[Postal 2|Postal Dude]].<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
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==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
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=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
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3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
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File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
File:Edmar2.jpg <br />
File:EdmarFatFuck.png<br />
File:EdmarLanza.png| Does his cold expression sounds familiar?<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EeroHiltunen.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
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File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
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</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EvitaK.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
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File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
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{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
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==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
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File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
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</center><br />
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
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{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
<br />
=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
<br />
=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
<br />
<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
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After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
<br />
He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
<br />
===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
<br />
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
<br />
I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
<br />
I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
<br />
I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
<br />
It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
<br />
I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
<br />
Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
<br />
GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
<br />
=== Motive ===<br />
<br />
Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
<br />
=== Payment day ===<br />
<br />
On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
<br />
=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
<br />
=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
<br />
==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
<br />
Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}<br />
|}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
<br />
===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Huu Can Tran ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Huuazn.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (aged 72)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Vietnam|Chink]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Vn.gif]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Alzheimer's]], [[Gook]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]<br />
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|3}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Monterey_Park_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
<br />
Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JacksonMwanza.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
<br />
===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
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Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
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JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
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===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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==John R. Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
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Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
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*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
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*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
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==José Marimon Carles==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Guardia Civil'''</span><br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KarstRoelandTates.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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|<youtube>eZnqcB2xnek</youtube> <br> <center>'''GTA Online: Austria Edition'''</center><br />
|<youtube>8gR6qsb4J7k</youtube> <br> <center>'''Paki TV reports about it'''</center><br />
|<youtube>hw6SFzNuKMQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''2023 Trial'''</center><br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Nantoushooter.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': Armaments Bureau T75<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lev and Alexander.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
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===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 31, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 30, 2010 (aged 48)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured 15}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MasterPhasid.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
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File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Mehmet Vukalić ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mehmet Vukalić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia|Törnjak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosnia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Janitor]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''High Score'''|[[Tranny Phantom|killed 3]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style:'''|[[FPS]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|[[Fail|tried, lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Chris-Chan|Spoiled rotten]]}}<br />
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On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a [[lemon]] up your [[Anus|asshole]]}} {{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
=== See also ===<br />
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
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==Pere Puig==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Petter Kyvik==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
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*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
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*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
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*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
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*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Raymond Spencer==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
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==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
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==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
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===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
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At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
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After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
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At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
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=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
<br />
== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
<br />
== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
<br />
Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
TristanNormal.jpeg<br />
Nazitristan.jpg<br />
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
Raregunphoto.jpeg<br />
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
{{ib|[[File:UrosBlazic.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
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File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
File:Urosblazic1.jpg<br />
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
{{ib|[[File:VadimMiloshevsky.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:ZaniarMatapour.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
{{gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} is chock-full of mediocre would-be [[mass shooting]] articles. You can help by writing sections on [[Columbine Copycats|boring edgelords that go postal]] here rather than [[Doing it wrong|making an entirely new article]] like [[AlGore]].</font></td></tr><br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ایڈم پیورینٹن'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates jeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]]- Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
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AlbertGuts.png|[[Chad]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Binghampton|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular. Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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<br />
==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Angel Granados-Diaz.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>cHPKwK-OUTE</youtube><center>'''News report from [[old media]].'''</center><br />
|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
<br />
==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
<br />
=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
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Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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<Gallery><br />
PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
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ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
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# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
<br />
==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{frame|[[File:Westgate mall shooting Snapchat video.mp4|200px|center]]|margin=auto}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On January 27, 2022, a <s>Russian sleeper agent</s> [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[John Earnest|called the police on himself]] [[troll's remorse|for some reason]].<br />
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[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
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on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Dnipro 1.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 2.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 3.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 4.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 5.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 6.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 7.jpg|[[V&|BUSTED]]<br />
File:Dnipro 8.jpg<br />
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{{fv|vgDnipro|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Dnipro Shooting.mp4|700px]] '''Friendly fire: [[KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING|OFF]]'''<br />
|<youtube>gS3Azx9v_B0</youtube> '''Round over'''<br />
}}}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|5|(5 injured)|10|[[Sniper|50% of targets taken down]]|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|12|Got the commander of the national guard to resign|3|shot up a military factory|35|F-|Was quickly overshadowed by [[World War III|something else]]}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
* {{Wikilink|2022_Dnipro_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* {{WPD|h/shooting/post/54768/21-year-old-soldier-murders-colleagues|Writeup on}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br />
<br />
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Austinwyattrollins.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
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He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
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<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
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{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
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{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Avraham Ben Israel ==<br />
{{Withjews}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:AvrahambenIsraeldepiction.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kike Dog'''</big>'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Dog]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Breed'''|[[Belgium|Belgian Malinois]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Israel|Kike]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|Israel]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Spore|Spore]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Satoshi Uematsu|Killed a retard]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, presumed to be executed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Wolf|Alpha wolf]], [[Judaism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down<br />
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|5}}<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown<br />
File:Kikedog.jpg|thumb|Ben Israel's IRL trolling<br />
</gallery><br />
=== External Links ===<br />
{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Mohammad_Bhar|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Babby Ndombe Opetu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
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{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Bahramjeshanpur.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
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<br />
== Barend Strydom ==<br />
{{Ib|[[[[File:images (7).jpeg|400px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
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He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
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Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
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On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
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Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
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He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
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|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
<br />
==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
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In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
<br />
== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
<br />
The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
<br />
==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
<br />
===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
<br />
===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
<br />
===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.<br />
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.<br />
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
<br />
The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Chase Garvey== <br />
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2003}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|2024 (aged 21)<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chase Garvey'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Cuck]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Chase Garvey was an ugly [[ginger]] boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims, his ex-girlfriend fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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===Video===<br />
[[:File:M2-res 392p.mp4]]<br />
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<br />
==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
<br />
In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]<br />
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File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Douglas Araya==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
<br />
===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
<br />
===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
<br />
Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
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File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
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==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
{{ib|[[File:EdmarFreitas.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
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=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
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8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
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3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
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File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
File:Edmar2.jpg <br />
File:EdmarFatFuck.png<br />
File:EdmarLanza.png| Does his cold expression sounds familiar?<br />
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</center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EeroHiltunen.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EvitaK.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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{{Collapsegallery|'''sigh... *unzips*'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
</gallery>|border=gray|color=white}}<br />
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<br />
{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
<br />
==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
<center><br />
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File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
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</center><br />
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
<br />
=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
<br />
=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
<br />
<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
<br />
After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
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He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
<br />
===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
<br />
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
<br />
I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
<br />
I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
<br />
I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
<br />
It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
<br />
I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
<br />
Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
<br />
GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
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{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
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== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
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=== Motive ===<br />
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Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
<br />
=== Payment day ===<br />
<br />
On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
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=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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<gallery><br />
GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
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=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
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Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
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|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
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{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Huu Can Tran ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Huuazn.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (aged 72)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Vietnam|Chink]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Vn.gif]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Alzheimer's]], [[Gook]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]<br />
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|3}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Monterey_Park_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
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Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JacksonMwanza.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
<br />
===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
<br />
Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==John R. Lyons==<br />
{{ib|[[File:John Lyons outside Nick's house.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br />
|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
<br />
Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
}}<br />
</center><br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': .22LR Pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
|<br />
*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
<center>[[Image:Archer.png|center|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|center|140px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
</center><br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:JonathanBragundi.jpeg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Glock 17<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|100px]]<br />
|<br />
*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
[[Image:Dera.jpg|center|100px]]<br />
|<br />
*Can be used to make other people feel pity, lowering their guard.<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
<br />
===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JoriJuhaniLasonen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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<br />
In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
<br />
==José Marimon Carles==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JoseMarimon.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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|<youtube>8gR6qsb4J7k</youtube> <br> <center>'''Paki TV reports about it'''</center><br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
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===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 31, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 30, 2010 (aged 48)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured 15}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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<gallery><br />
LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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|<youtube>zW7fQsoSyHM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Gameplay Footage'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': 9mm Glock 17 Gen3 semi-automatic pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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TrainiGrazzie.jpg<br />
TrainiHitman.jpeg<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Mattias Flink.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Mehmet Vukalić ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Mehmetspoiledrotten.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mehmet Vukalić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia|Törnjak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosnia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Janitor]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''High Score'''|[[Tranny Phantom|killed 3]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style:'''|[[FPS]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|[[Fail|tried, lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Chris-Chan|Spoiled rotten]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a [[lemon]] up your [[Anus|asshole]]}} {{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
=== See also ===<br />
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
<br />
==Pere Puig==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PerePuig.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
==Petter Kyvik==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PetterKristianKyvik.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
<center>[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Raymond Spencer==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RaymondSpencer.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
<br />
==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
<br />
==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
<br />
===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
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At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
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After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
<br />
At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
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=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<br />
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SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
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== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
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LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
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NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
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Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
TristanNormal.jpeg<br />
Nazitristan.jpg<br />
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
Raregunphoto.jpeg<br />
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
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File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
File:Urosblazic1.jpg<br />
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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<br />
==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:ZaniarMatapour.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} is chock-full of mediocre would-be [[mass shooting]] articles. You can help by writing sections on [[Columbine Copycats|boring edgelords that go postal]] here rather than [[Doing it wrong|making an entirely new article]] like [[AlGore]].</font></td></tr><br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ایڈم پیورینٹن'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates jeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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*'''Primary''': [[Spic|Taurus PT111]] pistol<br />
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*Shitty quality compact [[Brazilian|Brazoid]] pistol with great ammo capacity, '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Christian<br />
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*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': [[Paki]] Nationalist<br />
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* '''3x damage to evil Indian infidels'''<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]]- Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Binghampton|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular. Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlfonsoLamaoldphoto.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
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|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
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=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
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Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
{{ib|[[File:ArdaCuckuyetim.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
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ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
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[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
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# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
<br />
==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
On January 27, 2022, a <s>Russian sleeper agent</s> [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[John Earnest|called the police on himself]] [[troll's remorse|for some reason]].<br />
<br />
[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
<br />
on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Dnipro 1.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 2.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 3.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 4.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 5.jpg<br />
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File:Dnipro 7.jpg|[[V&|BUSTED]]<br />
File:Dnipro 8.jpg<br />
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{{fv|vgDnipro|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Dnipro Shooting.mp4|700px]] '''Friendly fire: [[KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING|OFF]]'''<br />
|<youtube>gS3Azx9v_B0</youtube> '''Round over'''<br />
}}}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|5|(5 injured)|10|[[Sniper|50% of targets taken down]]|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|12|Got the commander of the national guard to resign|3|shot up a military factory|35|F-|Was quickly overshadowed by [[World War III|something else]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
<br />
===External Links===<br />
* {{Wikilink|2022_Dnipro_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* {{WPD|h/shooting/post/54768/21-year-old-soldier-murders-colleagues|Writeup on}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br />
<br />
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
<br />
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
<br />
<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
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{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Avraham Ben Israel ==<br />
{{Withjews}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:AvrahambenIsraeldepiction.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kike Dog'''</big>'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Dog]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Breed'''|[[Belgium|Belgian Malinois]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Israel|Kike]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|Israel]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Spore|Spore]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Satoshi Uematsu|Killed a retard]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, presumed to be executed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Wolf|Alpha wolf]], [[Judaism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down<br />
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|5}}<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown<br />
File:Kikedog.jpg|thumb|Ben Israel's IRL trolling<br />
</gallery><br />
=== External Links ===<br />
{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Mohammad_Bhar|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
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<br />
== Barend Strydom ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
<br />
He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
<br />
Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
<br />
On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
<br />
Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
<br />
He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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<center><br />
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|<youtube>vib6oy3DpTE</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary'''</center><br />
|<youtube>-zqQTIe7a-g</youtube> <br> <center>'''FUN FAX, also has some pics of him with a beard and one that would be more recent.'''</center><br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
<br />
==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
<br />
In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
<br />
== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
<br />
The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
<br />
==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
<br />
===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
<br />
===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
<br />
===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
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File:BEARR1.jpg<br />
File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.<br />
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.<br />
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
File:BEARR23.jpg<br />
File:Bearr8.jpg|Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, [https://www.nrk.no/nordland/fengslene-i-nord-bruker-sikkerhetsceller-minst-1.16229803 chilling in prison].<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ChadDeSoto.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
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The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Chase Garvey== <br />
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2003}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|2024 (aged 21)<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chase Garvey'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Cuck]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Chase Garvey was an ugly [[ginger]] boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims, his ex-girlfriend The Attraction, fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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<br />
==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EricksonMcKinney.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
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Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
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In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]<br />
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File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Douglas Araya==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
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Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.<br />
File:DylanButlerCowboy.png<br />
File:DylanButlerPostal.png|Cosplaying as [[Postal 2|Postal Dude]].<br />
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<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
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==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
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=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
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3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
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File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
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File:EdmarLanza.png| Does his cold expression sounds familiar?<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
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File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
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File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
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{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
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==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
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File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
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</center><br />
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
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{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
<br />
=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
<br />
=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
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<center><br />
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
<br />
<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
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After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
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He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
<br />
===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
<br />
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
<br />
I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
<br />
I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
<br />
I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
<br />
It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
<br />
I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
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Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
<br />
GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
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=== Motive ===<br />
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Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
<br />
=== Payment day ===<br />
<br />
On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
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=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
<br />
=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
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Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}<br />
|}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
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{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Huu Can Tran ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Huuazn.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (aged 72)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Vietnam|Chink]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Vn.gif]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Alzheimer's]], [[Gook]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]<br />
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|3}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Monterey_Park_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
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Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JacksonMwanza.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
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===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
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Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
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JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
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===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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==John R. Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
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Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
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*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
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*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
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==José Marimon Carles==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Guardia Civil'''</span><br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KarstRoelandTates.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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|<youtube>eZnqcB2xnek</youtube> <br> <center>'''GTA Online: Austria Edition'''</center><br />
|<youtube>8gR6qsb4J7k</youtube> <br> <center>'''Paki TV reports about it'''</center><br />
|<youtube>hw6SFzNuKMQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''2023 Trial'''</center><br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Nantoushooter.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': Armaments Bureau T75<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lev and Alexander.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
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===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 31, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 30, 2010 (aged 48)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured 15}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MasterPhasid.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
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File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Mehmet Vukalić ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mehmet Vukalić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia|Törnjak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosnia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Janitor]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''High Score'''|[[Tranny Phantom|killed 3]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style:'''|[[FPS]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|[[Fail|tried, lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Chris-Chan|Spoiled rotten]]}}<br />
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On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a [[lemon]] up your [[Anus|asshole]]}} {{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
=== See also ===<br />
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
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==Pere Puig==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Petter Kyvik==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
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*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
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*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
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*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
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*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Raymond Spencer==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
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==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
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==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
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===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
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At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
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After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
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At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
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=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
<br />
== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
<br />
== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
<br />
Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
TristanNormal.jpeg<br />
Nazitristan.jpg<br />
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
Raregunphoto.jpeg<br />
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
{{ib|[[File:UrosBlazic.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
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File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
File:Urosblazic1.jpg<br />
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
{{ib|[[File:VadimMiloshevsky.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:ZaniarMatapour.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
{{gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} is chock-full of mediocre would-be [[mass shooting]] articles. You can help by writing sections on [[Columbine Copycats|boring edgelords that go postal]] here rather than [[Doing it wrong|making an entirely new article]] like [[AlGore]].</font></td></tr><br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ایڈم پیورینٹن'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates jeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]]- Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
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AlbertGuts.png|[[Chad]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Binghampton|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular. Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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<br />
==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Angel Granados-Diaz.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>cHPKwK-OUTE</youtube><center>'''News report from [[old media]].'''</center><br />
|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
<br />
==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
<br />
=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
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Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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<Gallery><br />
PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
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ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
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# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
<br />
==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{frame|[[File:Westgate mall shooting Snapchat video.mp4|200px|center]]|margin=auto}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On January 27, 2022, a <s>Russian sleeper agent</s> [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[John Earnest|called the police on himself]] [[troll's remorse|for some reason]].<br />
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[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
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on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Dnipro 1.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 2.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 3.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 4.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 5.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 6.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 7.jpg|[[V&|BUSTED]]<br />
File:Dnipro 8.jpg<br />
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{{fv|vgDnipro|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Dnipro Shooting.mp4|700px]] '''Friendly fire: [[KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING|OFF]]'''<br />
|<youtube>gS3Azx9v_B0</youtube> '''Round over'''<br />
}}}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|5|(5 injured)|10|[[Sniper|50% of targets taken down]]|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|12|Got the commander of the national guard to resign|3|shot up a military factory|35|F-|Was quickly overshadowed by [[World War III|something else]]}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
* {{Wikilink|2022_Dnipro_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* {{WPD|h/shooting/post/54768/21-year-old-soldier-murders-colleagues|Writeup on}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br />
<br />
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Austinwyattrollins.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
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He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
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<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
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{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
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{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Avraham Ben Israel ==<br />
{{Withjews}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:AvrahambenIsraeldepiction.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kike Dog'''</big>'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Dog]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Breed'''|[[Belgium|Belgian Malinois]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Israel|Kike]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|Israel]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Spore|Spore]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Satoshi Uematsu|Killed a retard]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, presumed to be executed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Wolf|Alpha wolf]], [[Judaism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down<br />
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|5}}<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown<br />
File:Kikedog.jpg|thumb|Ben Israel's IRL trolling<br />
</gallery><br />
=== External Links ===<br />
{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Mohammad_Bhar|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Babby Ndombe Opetu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
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{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Bahramjeshanpur.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
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<br />
== Barend Strydom ==<br />
{{Ib|[[[[File:images (7).jpeg|400px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
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He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
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Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
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On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
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Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
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He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
<br />
==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
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In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
<br />
== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
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The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
<br />
==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
<br />
===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
<br />
===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
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===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.<br />
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.<br />
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
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File:Bearr8.jpg|Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, [https://www.nrk.no/nordland/fengslene-i-nord-bruker-sikkerhetsceller-minst-1.16229803 chilling in prison].<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
<br />
The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Chase Garvey== <br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chase Garvey'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Cuck]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Chase Garvey was an ugly [[ginger]] boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims, his ex-girlfriend The Attraction, fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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<br />
==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EricksonMcKinney.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
<br />
In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Douglas Araya==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
<br />
===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
<br />
===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
<br />
Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
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File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.<br />
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File:DylanButlerPostal.png|Cosplaying as [[Postal 2|Postal Dude]].<br />
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<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
<br />
==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
{{ib|[[File:EdmarFreitas.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
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=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
File:Edmar2.jpg <br />
File:EdmarFatFuck.png<br />
File:EdmarLanza.png| Does his cold expression sounds familiar?<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EeroHiltunen.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EvitaK.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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{{Collapsegallery|'''sigh... *unzips*'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
</gallery>|border=gray|color=white}}<br />
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<br />
{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
|}<br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
<br />
==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
<br />
=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
<br />
=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
<br />
<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
<br />
After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
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He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
<br />
===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
<br />
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
<br />
I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
<br />
I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
<br />
I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
<br />
It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
<br />
I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
<br />
Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
<br />
GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
<br />
=== Motive ===<br />
<br />
Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
<br />
=== Payment day ===<br />
<br />
On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
<br />
=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
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=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
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Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
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|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
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{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Huu Can Tran ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Huuazn.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (aged 72)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Vietnam|Chink]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Vn.gif]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Alzheimer's]], [[Gook]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]<br />
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|3}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Monterey_Park_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
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Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JacksonMwanza.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
<br />
===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
<br />
Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==John R. Lyons==<br />
{{ib|[[File:John Lyons outside Nick's house.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br />
|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
<br />
Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
}}<br />
</center><br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': .22LR Pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
|<br />
*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
<center>[[Image:Archer.png|center|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|center|140px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
</center><br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:JonathanBragundi.jpeg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Glock 17<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|100px]]<br />
|<br />
*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
[[Image:Dera.jpg|center|100px]]<br />
|<br />
*Can be used to make other people feel pity, lowering their guard.<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
<br />
===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JoriJuhaniLasonen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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<br />
In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
<br />
==José Marimon Carles==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JoseMarimon.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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|<youtube>8gR6qsb4J7k</youtube> <br> <center>'''Paki TV reports about it'''</center><br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
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===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 31, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 30, 2010 (aged 48)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured 15}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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<gallery><br />
LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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|<youtube>zW7fQsoSyHM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Gameplay Footage'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': 9mm Glock 17 Gen3 semi-automatic pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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TrainiGrazzie.jpg<br />
TrainiHitman.jpeg<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Mattias Flink.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Mehmet Vukalić ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Mehmetspoiledrotten.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mehmet Vukalić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia|Törnjak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosnia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Janitor]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''High Score'''|[[Tranny Phantom|killed 3]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style:'''|[[FPS]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|[[Fail|tried, lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Chris-Chan|Spoiled rotten]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a [[lemon]] up your [[Anus|asshole]]}} {{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
=== See also ===<br />
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
<br />
==Pere Puig==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PerePuig.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
==Petter Kyvik==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PetterKristianKyvik.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
<center>[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Raymond Spencer==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RaymondSpencer.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
<br />
==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
<br />
==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
<br />
===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
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At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
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After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
<br />
At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
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=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<br />
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SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
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== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
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LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
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NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
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Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
TristanNormal.jpeg<br />
Nazitristan.jpg<br />
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
Raregunphoto.jpeg<br />
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
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File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
File:Urosblazic1.jpg<br />
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:ZaniarMatapour.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} is chock-full of mediocre would-be [[mass shooting]] articles. You can help by writing sections on [[Columbine Copycats|boring edgelords that go postal]] here rather than [[Doing it wrong|making an entirely new article]] like [[AlGore]].</font></td></tr><br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ایڈم پیورینٹن'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates jeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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*'''Primary''': [[Spic|Taurus PT111]] pistol<br />
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*Shitty quality compact [[Brazilian|Brazoid]] pistol with great ammo capacity, '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Christian<br />
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*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': [[Paki]] Nationalist<br />
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* '''3x damage to evil Indian infidels'''<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]]- Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Binghampton|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular. Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlfonsoLamaoldphoto.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
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|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
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=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
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Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
{{ib|[[File:ArdaCuckuyetim.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
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ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
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[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
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# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
<br />
==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
On January 27, 2022, a <s>Russian sleeper agent</s> [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[John Earnest|called the police on himself]] [[troll's remorse|for some reason]].<br />
<br />
[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
<br />
on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Dnipro 1.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 2.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 3.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 4.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 5.jpg<br />
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File:Dnipro 7.jpg|[[V&|BUSTED]]<br />
File:Dnipro 8.jpg<br />
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{{fv|vgDnipro|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Dnipro Shooting.mp4|700px]] '''Friendly fire: [[KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING|OFF]]'''<br />
|<youtube>gS3Azx9v_B0</youtube> '''Round over'''<br />
}}}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|5|(5 injured)|10|[[Sniper|50% of targets taken down]]|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|12|Got the commander of the national guard to resign|3|shot up a military factory|35|F-|Was quickly overshadowed by [[World War III|something else]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
<br />
===External Links===<br />
* {{Wikilink|2022_Dnipro_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* {{WPD|h/shooting/post/54768/21-year-old-soldier-murders-colleagues|Writeup on}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br />
<br />
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
<br />
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
<br />
<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
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{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Avraham Ben Israel ==<br />
{{Withjews}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:AvrahambenIsraeldepiction.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kike Dog'''</big>'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Dog]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Breed'''|[[Belgium|Belgian Malinois]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Israel|Kike]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|Israel]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Spore|Spore]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Satoshi Uematsu|Killed a retard]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, presumed to be executed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Wolf|Alpha wolf]], [[Judaism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down<br />
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|5}}<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown<br />
File:Kikedog.jpg|thumb|Ben Israel's IRL trolling<br />
</gallery><br />
=== External Links ===<br />
{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Mohammad_Bhar|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
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<br />
== Barend Strydom ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
<br />
He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
<br />
Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
<br />
On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
<br />
Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
<br />
He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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<center><br />
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|<youtube>vib6oy3DpTE</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary'''</center><br />
|<youtube>-zqQTIe7a-g</youtube> <br> <center>'''FUN FAX, also has some pics of him with a beard and one that would be more recent.'''</center><br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
<br />
==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
<br />
In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
<br />
== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
<br />
The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
<br />
==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
<br />
===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
<br />
===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
<br />
===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
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File:BEARR1.jpg<br />
File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.<br />
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.<br />
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
File:BEARR23.jpg<br />
File:Bearr8.jpg|Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, [https://www.nrk.no/nordland/fengslene-i-nord-bruker-sikkerhetsceller-minst-1.16229803 chilling in prison].<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ChadDeSoto.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
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The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Chase Garvey== <br />
{{ib|[[File:photos-of-20-year-old-chase-garvey-who-shot-and-killed-4-v0-0u0ti0xdzxad1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chase Garvey'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Cuck]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Chase Garvey was an ugly red-haired boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims, his ex-girlfriend The Attraction, fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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<br />
==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EricksonMcKinney.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
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Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
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In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]<br />
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File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Douglas Araya==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
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Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.<br />
File:DylanButlerCowboy.png<br />
File:DylanButlerPostal.png|Cosplaying as [[Postal 2|Postal Dude]].<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
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==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
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=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
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8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
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3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
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File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
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File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
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File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
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{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
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==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
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File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
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</center><br />
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
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{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
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=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
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=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
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<center><br />
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
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<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
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After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
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On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
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He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
<br />
===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
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And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
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I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
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I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
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I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
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It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
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I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
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Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
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GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
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{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
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== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
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=== Motive ===<br />
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Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
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=== Payment day ===<br />
<br />
On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
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=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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<gallery><br />
GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
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=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
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Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}<br />
|}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
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{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Huu Can Tran ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Huuazn.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (aged 72)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Vietnam|Chink]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Vn.gif]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Alzheimer's]], [[Gook]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]<br />
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|3}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Monterey_Park_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
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Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JacksonMwanza.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
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===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
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Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
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JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
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===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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==John R. Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
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Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
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*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
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*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
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==José Marimon Carles==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Guardia Civil'''</span><br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KarstRoelandTates.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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|<youtube>eZnqcB2xnek</youtube> <br> <center>'''GTA Online: Austria Edition'''</center><br />
|<youtube>8gR6qsb4J7k</youtube> <br> <center>'''Paki TV reports about it'''</center><br />
|<youtube>hw6SFzNuKMQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''2023 Trial'''</center><br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Nantoushooter.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': Armaments Bureau T75<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lev and Alexander.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
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===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 31, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 30, 2010 (aged 48)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured 15}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MasterPhasid.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
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File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Mehmet Vukalić ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mehmet Vukalić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia|Törnjak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosnia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Janitor]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''High Score'''|[[Tranny Phantom|killed 3]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style:'''|[[FPS]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|[[Fail|tried, lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Chris-Chan|Spoiled rotten]]}}<br />
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On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a [[lemon]] up your [[Anus|asshole]]}} {{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
=== See also ===<br />
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
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==Pere Puig==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Petter Kyvik==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
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*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
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*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
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*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
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*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Raymond Spencer==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
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==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
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==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
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===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
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At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
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After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
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At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
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=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
<br />
== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
<br />
== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
<br />
Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
TristanNormal.jpeg<br />
Nazitristan.jpg<br />
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
Raregunphoto.jpeg<br />
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
{{ib|[[File:UrosBlazic.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
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File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
File:Urosblazic1.jpg<br />
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
{{ib|[[File:VadimMiloshevsky.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:ZaniarMatapour.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
{{gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} is chock-full of mediocre would-be [[mass shooting]] articles. You can help by writing sections on [[Columbine Copycats|boring edgelords that go postal]] here rather than [[Doing it wrong|making an entirely new article]] like [[AlGore]].</font></td></tr><br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ایڈم پیورینٹن'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates jeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]]- Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
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AlbertGuts.png|[[Chad]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Binghampton|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular. Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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<br />
==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Angel Granados-Diaz.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>cHPKwK-OUTE</youtube><center>'''News report from [[old media]].'''</center><br />
|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
<br />
==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
<br />
=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
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Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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<Gallery><br />
PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
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</Center><br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
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<Gallery><br />
ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
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# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
<br />
==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{frame|[[File:Westgate mall shooting Snapchat video.mp4|200px|center]]|margin=auto}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On January 27, 2022, a <s>Russian sleeper agent</s> [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[John Earnest|called the police on himself]] [[troll's remorse|for some reason]].<br />
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[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
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on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Dnipro 1.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 2.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 3.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 4.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 5.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 6.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 7.jpg|[[V&|BUSTED]]<br />
File:Dnipro 8.jpg<br />
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{{fv|vgDnipro|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Dnipro Shooting.mp4|700px]] '''Friendly fire: [[KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING|OFF]]'''<br />
|<youtube>gS3Azx9v_B0</youtube> '''Round over'''<br />
}}}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|5|(5 injured)|10|[[Sniper|50% of targets taken down]]|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|12|Got the commander of the national guard to resign|3|shot up a military factory|35|F-|Was quickly overshadowed by [[World War III|something else]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
* {{Wikilink|2022_Dnipro_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* {{WPD|h/shooting/post/54768/21-year-old-soldier-murders-colleagues|Writeup on}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br />
<br />
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Austinwyattrollins.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
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He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
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<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
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{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
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{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Avraham Ben Israel ==<br />
{{Withjews}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:AvrahambenIsraeldepiction.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kike Dog'''</big>'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Dog]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Breed'''|[[Belgium|Belgian Malinois]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Israel|Kike]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|Israel]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Spore|Spore]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Satoshi Uematsu|Killed a retard]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, presumed to be executed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Wolf|Alpha wolf]], [[Judaism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down<br />
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|5}}<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown<br />
File:Kikedog.jpg|thumb|Ben Israel's IRL trolling<br />
</gallery><br />
=== External Links ===<br />
{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Mohammad_Bhar|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Babby Ndombe Opetu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
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{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Bahramjeshanpur.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
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<br />
== Barend Strydom ==<br />
{{Ib|[[[[File:images (7).jpeg|400px]] |300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
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He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
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Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
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On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
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Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
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He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
<br />
==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
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In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
<br />
== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
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The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
<br />
==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
<br />
===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
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===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.<br />
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.<br />
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
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File:Bearr8.jpg|Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, [https://www.nrk.no/nordland/fengslene-i-nord-bruker-sikkerhetsceller-minst-1.16229803 chilling in prison].<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
<br />
The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Chase Garvey== <br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chase Garvey'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Cuck]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Chase Garvey was an ugly red-haired boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims, his ex-girlfriend The Attraction, fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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<br />
==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EricksonMcKinney.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
<br />
In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Douglas Araya==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
<br />
===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
<br />
===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
<br />
Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
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File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.<br />
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File:DylanButlerPostal.png|Cosplaying as [[Postal 2|Postal Dude]].<br />
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<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
<br />
==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
{{ib|[[File:EdmarFreitas.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
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=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
File:Edmar2.jpg <br />
File:EdmarFatFuck.png<br />
File:EdmarLanza.png| Does his cold expression sounds familiar?<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EeroHiltunen.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EvitaK.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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{{Collapsegallery|'''sigh... *unzips*'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
</gallery>|border=gray|color=white}}<br />
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<br />
{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
|}<br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
<br />
==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
<br />
=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
<br />
=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
<br />
<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
<br />
After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
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He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
<br />
===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
<br />
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
<br />
I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
<br />
I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
<br />
I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
<br />
It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
<br />
I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
<br />
Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
<br />
GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
<br />
=== Motive ===<br />
<br />
Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
<br />
=== Payment day ===<br />
<br />
On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
<br />
=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
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=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
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Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
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|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
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{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Huu Can Tran ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Huuazn.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (aged 72)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Vietnam|Chink]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Vn.gif]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Alzheimer's]], [[Gook]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]<br />
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|3}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Monterey_Park_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
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Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JacksonMwanza.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
<br />
===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
<br />
Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==John R. Lyons==<br />
{{ib|[[File:John Lyons outside Nick's house.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br />
|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
<br />
Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
}}<br />
</center><br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': .22LR Pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
|<br />
*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
<center>[[Image:Archer.png|center|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|center|140px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
</center><br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:JonathanBragundi.jpeg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Glock 17<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|100px]]<br />
|<br />
*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
[[Image:Dera.jpg|center|100px]]<br />
|<br />
*Can be used to make other people feel pity, lowering their guard.<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
<br />
===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JoriJuhaniLasonen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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<br />
In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
<br />
==José Marimon Carles==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JoseMarimon.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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|<youtube>8gR6qsb4J7k</youtube> <br> <center>'''Paki TV reports about it'''</center><br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
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===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 31, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 30, 2010 (aged 48)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured 15}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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<gallery><br />
LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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|<youtube>zW7fQsoSyHM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Gameplay Footage'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': 9mm Glock 17 Gen3 semi-automatic pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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TrainiGrazzie.jpg<br />
TrainiHitman.jpeg<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Mattias Flink.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Mehmet Vukalić ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Mehmetspoiledrotten.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mehmet Vukalić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia|Törnjak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosnia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Janitor]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''High Score'''|[[Tranny Phantom|killed 3]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style:'''|[[FPS]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|[[Fail|tried, lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Chris-Chan|Spoiled rotten]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a [[lemon]] up your [[Anus|asshole]]}} {{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
=== See also ===<br />
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
<br />
==Pere Puig==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PerePuig.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
==Petter Kyvik==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PetterKristianKyvik.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
<center>[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Raymond Spencer==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RaymondSpencer.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
<br />
==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
<br />
==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
<br />
===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
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At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
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After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
<br />
At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
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=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<br />
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<gallery><br />
SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
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== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
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LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
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</center><br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
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NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
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</center><br />
===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
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Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
TristanNormal.jpeg<br />
Nazitristan.jpg<br />
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
Raregunphoto.jpeg<br />
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
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File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
File:Urosblazic1.jpg<br />
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
{{gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
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{{Alcoholic}}<br><br />
[[File:Bisonette.jpg|center]]<br /><br />
{{quote|To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada|{{archive|T0Y5l|Justin Trudeau}}}}<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Alexandre-bissonnette.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexandre Bissonnette'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 1, 1989 ({{age|1989|12|1}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Chess grandmaster}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 19}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, turned himself in to the police and said, "Sorry, eh."}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Islamophobia|Raghead removal]], [[Alcoholism]]}} [[Christianity|Deus Vult]]<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Celebrating Canada's cultural diversity, a hero of the white race named '''Alexandre Bissonnette'''{{Christian}} (alias: '''[[Harry Potter|Heinrich Potter]]''') entered the '''Islamic Cultural Centre of Quebec City''', performed wuḍūʾ (الوضوء), and shot up the [[sandniggers]]. Since he killed his enemies, they won.<br />
<br />
==The shooting==<br />
[[File:Harry Potter Mass Shooter NAZI.png|thumb|right]]<br />
At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing people who would definitely not be shitholes. <br /><br />
Alex shouted his best<br />
{{quote|Allahu akbar}}<br />
<br /><br />
{{quote|They started to fire, and as they shot they yelled, 'Allahu akbar!' The bullets hit people that were praying. People who were praying lost their lives. A bullet passed right over my head|Witness to the religion of peace}}<br />
<br />
==Members Of The Mosque==<br />
*Mohammed Oudghiri who has lived in Quebec for 42 years is "very worried" and thinking of moving back to Morocco. <br />
{{quote|Security status : The UK Foreign and Commonwealth Office advise citizens in Egypt to Exercise a High Degree of Caution.<br />
<br />
Holidaymakers travelling to the Red Sea coastal resorts of Sharm El Sheikh are advised to avoid travelling outside of these resorts.|{{archive|SDPxc|Great thinking}}}}<br />
<br />
==Pig's Head==<br />
<center><font size="5">What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide</font></center><br /><br />
[[Last Thursday|Some time during 2015]] a pig's head was left for the mudslimes during Ramadan, so the poor souls would not starve. It was a kind gift, but the ungrateful fucks declined it. Alongside the thoughtful gift a well-meaning and insightful leaflet was left for curious readers. It was entitled "What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide".<br /> <br />
<center>[[File:Quebec Mosque Gift Wrapped.jpg|600px]]<br /><br />
[[File:Quebec Mosque Pig's Head.jpg]]<br /><br />
<big>Looks absolutely delicious.</big></center><br />
<br />
==Daily Beast Reporting==<br />
If you needed even more reason to disregard [[Fake news|Daily Beast]] as a legit news source, you have to look no further than their coverage of this. They were fooled by the {{archive|T8LNg|fakest of fake twitter accounts}}, and actually believed that [[Davis Aurini]] and [[Matt Forney]] were behind the shooting. <br />
<center>[[File:Quebec Mosque Shooting Daily Beast Coverage.jpg|600px]]<br /><br />
{{archive|rg15v|Seems legit.}}</center><br />
<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|6|(19 injured)|5|20% killrate, horrible|5|Canadian rip-off|17|Canada levels of butthurt|20|Less Muslims on Earth|53|F-|BUILD THAT WALL (to the north)!!}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
* [[Canada]]<br />
* [[French]]<br />
* [[Justin Trudeau]]<br />
* [[Nathaniel Veltman]] - Carmageddon sequel.<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*{{archive|Cy6wj|Archive of his Facebook photos}}<br />
*{{archive|o3Jel|Archive of his Tumblr}}<br />
*[http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/quebec-city-canada-mosque-shooting-victims-shooter-gunman-photos-video-injuries-deaths/ Heavy.com]<br />
*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-city-mosque-gun-shots-1.3957686 CBC Canada]<br />
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{{Islam}}<br />
{{Terrorists}}<br />
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<div>{{offendedMuslims}}<br />
{{Alcoholic}}<br><br />
[[File:Bisonette.jpg|center]]<br /><br />
{{quote|To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada|{{archive|T0Y5l|Justin Trudeau}}}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Alexandre-bissonnette.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexandre Bissonnette'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 1, 1989 ({{age|1989|12|1}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Chess grandmaster}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 19}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, turned himself in to the police and said, "Sorry, eh."}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Islamophobia|Raghead removal]], [[Alcoholism]]}} {{Deus vult}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Celebrating Canada's cultural diversity, a hero of the white race named '''Alexandre Bissonnette'''{{Christian}} (alias: '''[[Harry Potter|Heinrich Potter]]''') entered the '''Islamic Cultural Centre of Quebec City''', performed wuḍūʾ (الوضوء), and shot up the [[sandniggers]]. Since he killed his enemies, they won.<br />
<br />
==The shooting==<br />
[[File:Harry Potter Mass Shooter NAZI.png|thumb|right]]<br />
At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing people who would definitely not be shitholes. <br /><br />
Alex shouted his best<br />
{{quote|Allahu akbar}}<br />
<br /><br />
{{quote|They started to fire, and as they shot they yelled, 'Allahu akbar!' The bullets hit people that were praying. People who were praying lost their lives. A bullet passed right over my head|Witness to the religion of peace}}<br />
<br />
==Members Of The Mosque==<br />
*Mohammed Oudghiri who has lived in Quebec for 42 years is "very worried" and thinking of moving back to Morocco. <br />
{{quote|Security status : The UK Foreign and Commonwealth Office advise citizens in Egypt to Exercise a High Degree of Caution.<br />
<br />
Holidaymakers travelling to the Red Sea coastal resorts of Sharm El Sheikh are advised to avoid travelling outside of these resorts.|{{archive|SDPxc|Great thinking}}}}<br />
<br />
==Pig's Head==<br />
<center><font size="5">What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide</font></center><br /><br />
[[Last Thursday|Some time during 2015]] a pig's head was left for the mudslimes during Ramadan, so the poor souls would not starve. It was a kind gift, but the ungrateful fucks declined it. Alongside the thoughtful gift a well-meaning and insightful leaflet was left for curious readers. It was entitled "What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide".<br /> <br />
<center>[[File:Quebec Mosque Gift Wrapped.jpg|600px]]<br /><br />
[[File:Quebec Mosque Pig's Head.jpg]]<br /><br />
<big>Looks absolutely delicious.</big></center><br />
<br />
==Daily Beast Reporting==<br />
If you needed even more reason to disregard [[Fake news|Daily Beast]] as a legit news source, you have to look no further than their coverage of this. They were fooled by the {{archive|T8LNg|fakest of fake twitter accounts}}, and actually believed that [[Davis Aurini]] and [[Matt Forney]] were behind the shooting. <br />
<center>[[File:Quebec Mosque Shooting Daily Beast Coverage.jpg|600px]]<br /><br />
{{archive|rg15v|Seems legit.}}</center><br />
<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|6|(19 injured)|5|20% killrate, horrible|5|Canadian rip-off|17|Canada levels of butthurt|20|Less Muslims on Earth|53|F-|BUILD THAT WALL (to the north)!!}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
* [[Canada]]<br />
* [[French]]<br />
* [[Justin Trudeau]]<br />
* [[Nathaniel Veltman]] - Carmageddon sequel.<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*{{archive|Cy6wj|Archive of his Facebook photos}}<br />
*{{archive|o3Jel|Archive of his Tumblr}}<br />
*[http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/quebec-city-canada-mosque-shooting-victims-shooter-gunman-photos-video-injuries-deaths/ Heavy.com]<br />
*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-city-mosque-gun-shots-1.3957686 CBC Canada]<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Brenton Tarrant}}<br />
{{Canada}}<br />
{{Islam}}<br />
{{Terrorists}}<br />
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<div>{{offendedMuslims}}<br />
{{Alcoholic}}<br><br />
[[File:Bisonette.jpg|center]]<br /><br />
{{quote|To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada|{{archive|T0Y5l|Justin Trudeau}}}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Alexandre-bissonnette.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexandre Bissonnette'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 1, 1989 ({{age|1989|12|1}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Chess grandmaster}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 19}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, turned himself in to the police and said, "Sorry, eh."}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Islamophobia|Raghead removal]], [[Alcoholism]]}} [[Deus vult]]<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Celebrating Canada's cultural diversity, a hero of the white race named '''Alexandre Bissonnette'''{{Christian}} (alias: '''[[Harry Potter|Heinrich Potter]]''') entered the '''Islamic Cultural Centre of Quebec City''', performed wuḍūʾ (الوضوء), and shot up the [[sandniggers]]. Since he killed his enemies, they won.<br />
<br />
==The shooting==<br />
[[File:Harry Potter Mass Shooter NAZI.png|thumb|right]]<br />
At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing people who would definitely not be shitholes. <br /><br />
Alex shouted his best<br />
{{quote|Allahu akbar}}<br />
<br /><br />
{{quote|They started to fire, and as they shot they yelled, 'Allahu akbar!' The bullets hit people that were praying. People who were praying lost their lives. A bullet passed right over my head|Witness to the religion of peace}}<br />
<br />
==Members Of The Mosque==<br />
*Mohammed Oudghiri who has lived in Quebec for 42 years is "very worried" and thinking of moving back to Morocco. <br />
{{quote|Security status : The UK Foreign and Commonwealth Office advise citizens in Egypt to Exercise a High Degree of Caution.<br />
<br />
Holidaymakers travelling to the Red Sea coastal resorts of Sharm El Sheikh are advised to avoid travelling outside of these resorts.|{{archive|SDPxc|Great thinking}}}}<br />
<br />
==Pig's Head==<br />
<center><font size="5">What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide</font></center><br /><br />
[[Last Thursday|Some time during 2015]] a pig's head was left for the mudslimes during Ramadan, so the poor souls would not starve. It was a kind gift, but the ungrateful fucks declined it. Alongside the thoughtful gift a well-meaning and insightful leaflet was left for curious readers. It was entitled "What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide".<br /> <br />
<center>[[File:Quebec Mosque Gift Wrapped.jpg|600px]]<br /><br />
[[File:Quebec Mosque Pig's Head.jpg]]<br /><br />
<big>Looks absolutely delicious.</big></center><br />
<br />
==Daily Beast Reporting==<br />
If you needed even more reason to disregard [[Fake news|Daily Beast]] as a legit news source, you have to look no further than their coverage of this. They were fooled by the {{archive|T8LNg|fakest of fake twitter accounts}}, and actually believed that [[Davis Aurini]] and [[Matt Forney]] were behind the shooting. <br />
<center>[[File:Quebec Mosque Shooting Daily Beast Coverage.jpg|600px]]<br /><br />
{{archive|rg15v|Seems legit.}}</center><br />
<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|6|(19 injured)|5|20% killrate, horrible|5|Canadian rip-off|17|Canada levels of butthurt|20|Less Muslims on Earth|53|F-|BUILD THAT WALL (to the north)!!}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
* [[Canada]]<br />
* [[French]]<br />
* [[Justin Trudeau]]<br />
* [[Nathaniel Veltman]] - Carmageddon sequel.<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*{{archive|Cy6wj|Archive of his Facebook photos}}<br />
*{{archive|o3Jel|Archive of his Tumblr}}<br />
*[http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/quebec-city-canada-mosque-shooting-victims-shooter-gunman-photos-video-injuries-deaths/ Heavy.com]<br />
*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-city-mosque-gun-shots-1.3957686 CBC Canada]<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Brenton Tarrant}}<br />
{{Canada}}<br />
{{Islam}}<br />
{{Terrorists}}<br />
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|style="padding:2px"|<center><big><b>Lose several iPods?</b></big></center><br/><center><b>This page contains several [[an hero|an heroes]].</b></center><br />
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} is chock-full of mediocre would-be [[mass shooting]] articles. You can help by writing sections on [[Columbine Copycats|boring edgelords that go postal]] here rather than [[Doing it wrong|making an entirely new article]] like [[AlGore]].</font></td></tr><br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AbelKlemmensen.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Adamlabus.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
<br><br />
2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ایڈم پیورینٹن'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates jeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
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|<br />
*'''Primary''': [[Spic|Taurus PT111]] pistol<br />
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM92Pistol.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Shitty quality compact [[Brazilian|Brazoid]] pistol with great ammo capacity, '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 1''': Christian<br />
<center>[[Image:Badass jesus.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 2''': [[Paki]] Nationalist<br />
<center>[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|60px]]<br />
|<br />
* '''3x damage to evil Indian infidels'''<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
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<gallery><br />
File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
</gallery><br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]]- Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing<br />
<br />
== Albert Gut ==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
<br />
[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
AlbertGuts.png|[[Chad]]<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
<br />
== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Binghampton|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular. Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlfonsoLamaoldphoto.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Angel Granados-Diaz.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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<center><br />
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>cHPKwK-OUTE</youtube><center>'''News report from [[old media]].'''</center><br />
|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
<br />
==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
<br />
<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AntonioandEmilioI.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
<br />
=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
<br />
Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
<br />
On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
</Gallery><br />
</Center><br />
<br />
===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
<br />
==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
{{ib|[[File:ArdaCuckuyetim.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
<br />
===Gallery of the fail===<br />
<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<br />
===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
<br />
# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
<br />
===Rant===<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
<br />
==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Armando-hernandezsadface.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{frame|[[File:Westgate mall shooting Snapchat video.mp4|200px|center]]|margin=auto}}<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Dniproshooter.png|230px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--> <br />
<br />
On January 27, 2022, a <s>Russian sleeper agent</s> [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[John Earnest|called the police on himself]] [[troll's remorse|for some reason]].<br />
<br />
[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
<br />
on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{center|<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Dnipro 1.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 2.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 3.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 4.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 5.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 6.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 7.jpg|[[V&|BUSTED]]<br />
File:Dnipro 8.jpg<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
{{fv|vgDnipro|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Dnipro Shooting.mp4|700px]] '''Friendly fire: [[KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING|OFF]]'''<br />
|<youtube>gS3Azx9v_B0</youtube> '''Round over'''<br />
}}}}<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|5|(5 injured)|10|[[Sniper|50% of targets taken down]]|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|12|Got the commander of the national guard to resign|3|shot up a military factory|35|F-|Was quickly overshadowed by [[World War III|something else]]}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
<br />
===External Links===<br />
* {{Wikilink|2022_Dnipro_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* {{WPD|h/shooting/post/54768/21-year-old-soldier-murders-colleagues|Writeup on}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br />
<br />
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Austinwyattrollins.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
<br />
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
<br />
<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Avraham Ben Israel ==<br />
{{Withjews}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:AvrahambenIsraeldepiction.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kike Dog'''</big>'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Dog]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Breed'''|[[Belgium|Belgian Malinois]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Israel|Kike]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|Israel]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Spore|Spore]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Satoshi Uematsu|Killed a retard]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, presumed to be executed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Wolf|Alpha wolf]], [[Judaism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down<br />
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|5}}<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown<br />
File:Kikedog.jpg|thumb|Ben Israel's IRL trolling<br />
</gallery><br />
=== External Links ===<br />
{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Mohammad_Bhar|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Babby Ndombe Opetu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Bahramjeshanpur.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
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== Barend Strydom ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
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He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
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Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
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On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
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Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
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He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
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|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
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==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
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In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
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== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
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The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
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==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
<br />
===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
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===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.<br />
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.<br />
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
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File:Bearr8.jpg|Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, [https://www.nrk.no/nordland/fengslene-i-nord-bruker-sikkerhetsceller-minst-1.16229803 chilling in prison].<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
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The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Chase Garvey== <br />
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 23, 2007}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, 2025 (aged 17)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 2<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Cuck]]}}<br />
--><br />
Chase Garvey was an ugly red-haired boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims, his ex-girlfriend The Attraction, fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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<br />
==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
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In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Douglas Araya==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
<br />
===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
<br />
===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Dylan Butler==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:DylanButler.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
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Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery><br />
File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.<br />
File:DylanButlerCowboy.png<br />
File:DylanButlerPostal.png|Cosplaying as [[Postal 2|Postal Dude]].<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
<br />
==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
{{ib|[[File:EdmarFreitas.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
<br />
He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
<br />
Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
<br />
=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
<br />
3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
<br />
=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
File:Edmar2.jpg <br />
File:EdmarFatFuck.png<br />
File:EdmarLanza.png| Does his cold expression sounds familiar?<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:EeroHiltunen.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
<br />
Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
<br />
After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:EvitaK.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Collapsegallery|'''sigh... *unzips*'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
</gallery>|border=gray|color=white}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
<br />
==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
<br />
=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
<br />
=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
<br />
<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
<br />
After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
<br />
He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
<br />
===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
<br />
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
<br />
I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
<br />
I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
<br />
I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
<br />
It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
<br />
I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
<br />
Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
<br />
GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
<br />
=== Motive ===<br />
<br />
Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
<br />
=== Payment day ===<br />
<br />
On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
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=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
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=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
<br />
==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
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Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
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{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Huu Can Tran ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Huuazn.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (aged 72)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Vietnam|Chink]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Vn.gif]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Alzheimer's]], [[Gook]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]<br />
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|3}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Monterey_Park_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
<br />
== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
<br />
Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JacksonMwanza.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
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===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
<br />
Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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==John R. Lyons==<br />
{{ib|[[File:John Lyons outside Nick's house.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br />
|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
<br />
Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': .22LR Pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
|<br />
*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
<center>[[Image:Archer.png|center|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|center|140px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:JonathanBragundi.jpeg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Glock 17<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|100px]]<br />
|<br />
*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
[[Image:Dera.jpg|center|100px]]<br />
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*Can be used to make other people feel pity, lowering their guard.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
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==José Marimon Carles==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Guardia Civil'''</span><br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JosephCouch.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JosiahLyons.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JuanMedina.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KarstRoelandTates.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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<gallery><br />
Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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</center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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<br />
== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Nantoushooter.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lev and Alexander.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 31, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 30, 2010 (aged 48)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured 15}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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|<youtube>zW7fQsoSyHM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Gameplay Footage'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
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*'''Primary''': 9mm Glock 17 Gen3 semi-automatic pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
<center>[[Image:angry nig.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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TrainiGrazzie.jpg<br />
TrainiHitman.jpeg<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MarekNowak.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MasterPhasid.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
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===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Mattias Flink.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Mehmet Vukalić ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Mehmetspoiledrotten.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mehmet Vukalić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia|Törnjak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosnia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Janitor]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''High Score'''|[[Tranny Phantom|killed 3]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style:'''|[[FPS]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|[[Fail|tried, lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Chris-Chan|Spoiled rotten]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a [[lemon]] up your [[Anus|asshole]]}} {{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
=== See also ===<br />
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
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</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
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==Pere Puig==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
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===La puntuanción===<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Petter Kyvik==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
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*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
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*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
<center>[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
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*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
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*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
|-<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Raymond Spencer==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
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[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
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== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
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==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
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==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
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===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
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At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
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After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
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At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
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== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
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=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
<br />
== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
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<gallery><br />
LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
<br />
Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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<gallery><br />
LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
TristanNormal.jpeg<br />
Nazitristan.jpg<br />
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
Raregunphoto.jpeg<br />
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
<br />
==Uroš Blažić==<br />
{{ib|[[File:UrosBlazic.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
File:Urosblazic1.jpg<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
{{ib|[[File:VadimMiloshevsky.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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<br />
==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:ZaniarMatapour.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
{{gun control}}<br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ایڈم پیورینٹن'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates jeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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*'''Primary''': [[Spic|Taurus PT111]] pistol<br />
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*Shitty quality compact [[Brazilian|Brazoid]] pistol with great ammo capacity, '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Christian<br />
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*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.<br />
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* '''3x damage to evil Indian infidels'''<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]]- Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
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AlbertGuts.png|[[Chad]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Binghampton|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular. Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlfonsoLamaoldphoto.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Angel Granados-Diaz.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
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|<youtube>cHPKwK-OUTE</youtube><center>'''News report from [[old media]].'''</center><br />
|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AntonioandEmilioI.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
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=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
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Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
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<Gallery><br />
ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
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# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
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==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On January 27, 2022, a <s>Russian sleeper agent</s> [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[John Earnest|called the police on himself]] [[troll's remorse|for some reason]].<br />
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[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
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on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Dnipro 1.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 2.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 3.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 4.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 5.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 6.jpg<br />
File:Dnipro 7.jpg|[[V&|BUSTED]]<br />
File:Dnipro 8.jpg<br />
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{{fv|vgDnipro|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Dnipro Shooting.mp4|700px]] '''Friendly fire: [[KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING|OFF]]'''<br />
|<youtube>gS3Azx9v_B0</youtube> '''Round over'''<br />
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{{GradedScore|5|(5 injured)|10|[[Sniper|50% of targets taken down]]|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|12|Got the commander of the national guard to resign|3|shot up a military factory|35|F-|Was quickly overshadowed by [[World War III|something else]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
* {{Wikilink|2022_Dnipro_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* {{WPD|h/shooting/post/54768/21-year-old-soldier-murders-colleagues|Writeup on}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]<br />
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==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
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He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
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<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
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{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
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{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Avraham Ben Israel ==<br />
{{Withjews}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:AvrahambenIsraeldepiction.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kike Dog'''</big>'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Dog]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Breed'''|[[Belgium|Belgian Malinois]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Israel|Kike]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|Israel]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Spore|Spore]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Satoshi Uematsu|Killed a retard]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, presumed to be executed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Wolf|Alpha wolf]], [[Judaism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down<br />
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|5}}<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown<br />
File:Kikedog.jpg|thumb|Ben Israel's IRL trolling<br />
</gallery><br />
=== External Links ===<br />
{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Mohammad_Bhar|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
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{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
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== Barend Strydom ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
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He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
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Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
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On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
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Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
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He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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|<youtube>vib6oy3DpTE</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary'''</center><br />
|<youtube>-zqQTIe7a-g</youtube> <br> <center>'''FUN FAX, also has some pics of him with a beard and one that would be more recent.'''</center><br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
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==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
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In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
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== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
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The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
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==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
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After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
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===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
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== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
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The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Chase Garvey== <br />
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 23, 2007}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, 2025 (aged 17)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 2<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Cuck]]}}<br />
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Chase Garvey was an ugly red-haired boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims, his ex-girlfriend The Attraction, fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.<br />
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==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
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Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
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In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
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File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Douglas Araya==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
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Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
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==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
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Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
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=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
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8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
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3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
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in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
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==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
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Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
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File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
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|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
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==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
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File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
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{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
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{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
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=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
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=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
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[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
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<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
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After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
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He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
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===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
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And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
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I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
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I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
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I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
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It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
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I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
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Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
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GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
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{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
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== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
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=== Motive ===<br />
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Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
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=== Payment day ===<br />
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On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
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=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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==Glenn Litton==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
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=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
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Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
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{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Huu Can Tran ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Huuazn.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (aged 72)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Vietnam|Chink]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Vn.gif]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Alzheimer's]], [[Gook]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]<br />
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|3}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Monterey_Park_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
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Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
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===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
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Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
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JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
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===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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==John R. Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
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Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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*'''Primary''': .22LR Pistol<br />
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*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
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*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
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*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
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==José Marimon Carles==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Guardia Civil'''</span><br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KarstRoelandTates.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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|<youtube>eZnqcB2xnek</youtube> <br> <center>'''GTA Online: Austria Edition'''</center><br />
|<youtube>8gR6qsb4J7k</youtube> <br> <center>'''Paki TV reports about it'''</center><br />
|<youtube>hw6SFzNuKMQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''2023 Trial'''</center><br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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<br />
== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Nantoushooter.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': Armaments Bureau T75<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
[[File:Fedora icon.png|70px]]<br />
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*Double damage against [[Christfags]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lev and Alexander.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
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===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 31, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 30, 2010 (aged 48)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured 15}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': 9mm Glock 17 Gen3 semi-automatic pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
<center>[[Image:angry nig.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center><br />
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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TrainiGrazzie.jpg<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MarekNowak.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
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File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Mattias Flink.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
{{ib|[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Mehmet Vukalić ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Mehmetspoiledrotten.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mehmet Vukalić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia|Törnjak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosnia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Janitor]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''High Score'''|[[Tranny Phantom|killed 3]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style:'''|[[FPS]], single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]'''|[[Fail|tried, lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Chris-Chan|Spoiled rotten]]}}<br />
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On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a [[lemon]] up your [[Anus|asshole]]}} {{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
=== See also ===<br />
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
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==Pere Puig==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Petter Kyvik==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
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*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
<center>[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
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*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Raymond Spencer==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
<br />
==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
<br />
==Roger Kjetså==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
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===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
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At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
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After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
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At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
<br />
=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
<br />
=== Gallery ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
<br />
== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
<br />
== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
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Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
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TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
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LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
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File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
{{gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
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<div>{{Quote|One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is "Libertarian." People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.|[[George Carlin]], ''Napalm and Silly Putty''}}<br />
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[[File:No_step_on_snek.jpg|thumb|The official libertarian logo.]]<br />
[[File:Lolbertaritards.jpg|thumb|Greed, for lack of a better word, is good!]]<br />
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[[File:Libertarianbullshitcomic.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />
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[[Image:Lib-ana.gif|thumb|200px|They're too embarrassed to admit it]]<br />
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[[Image:NERRRRRD.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical libertarian]]<br />
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[[Image:Taliban hanging.jpg|thumb|200px|What libertarians deserve.]]<br />
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[[File:Typical randroid.jpg|thumb|200px|Libertarianism: the preferred [[bullshit|political philosophy]] of [[13 year old boys]] everywhere.]]<br />
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[[File:WhitePriviledge.jpg|thumb|200px|What libertarians really want.]]<br />
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'''Libertarianism''' (better known as the '''[[Atheist]] [[Republican]] Party''' or '''Anarchy for Rich Spoiled Brats''') is a fad political ideology for [[Emo|moody teenagers who don't believe in God]], first year college students, [[Stoner|stoners]], [[Milo Yiannopoulos|Conservatives who were kicked out of the Republican Party for being gay]], white business owners who use the "[[virgin|private property]]" argument so they don't have to pay [[Welfare]] and serve non-whites, [[You|lonely men]] who worship [[Ayn Rand]] as their [[Waifu]], and generally anyone who wants to combine the benefits of no taxes/no gun control with the benefits of [[abortion]] so that everyone can [[Eugenics|just shoot unwanted or genetically disabled babies]]. Libertarians, more commonly known as [[Retard|Libertards]] or [[lol|Lolbertarians]], believe that governmental "[[Rape|intrusion]]" into people's lives should be [[Cockblock|limited]] as much as possible--except when someone breaks into their house, they need a contract enforced, or want a health inspector to check out the local restaurants. Government is just fine in those cases. They also believe roads and civic infrastructure are [[creationist|naturally occurring phenomena]].<br />
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Libertarianism has a big [[crossover]] with [http://www.extropy.org/ Extropians], who think that you can realize [[insane|science fiction]] ideas like space elevators and self-genetic engineering in the [http://www.extropy.org/faq.htm near future]. Most Libertarians are either [[13-year-old boys]] who think that [[Elon Musk]] is edgy, fratboys who watch ''[[South Park]]'', [[hipster|people that want to appear "alternative"]], or [[batshit insane|paranoid]] survivalists living in tiny cabins in [[Montana]] where they stockpile weapons and food for the dreaded day when [[Jews|Big Brother]] comes 'round tryin' to implant [[mind control|fail]] chips in their brains. Libertarians claim to be a radical philosophers but are really as [[Marx|bourgeoisie]] as they can get. Ultimately, all libertarians are really interested in is defending their petty, white, middle class interests.<br />
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Libertarians believe that humanity falls into two categories: <br />
# Libertarians<br />
# Sheep<br />
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Libertarianism should not be confused with [[Conservatism]], which is exactly what conservatives do. In the same way [[Liberalism|Liberals]] now call themselves "Progressives", Conservatives think "Libertarian" sounds more hip.<br />
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The promise of libertarianism is that it will free you from an oppressive government so you can live in liberty. The same way that communism freed people from an oppressive government so they could live in communes.<br />
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<center>'''Spotting Libertarians can be srsbusiness.'''<br><youtube>zMYPurhm7Pw</youtube></center><br />
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[[Image:LemonpartyN2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The [[Lemonparty|Libertarian Party]]]]<br />
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[[Image:Man Soliciting A Prostitute.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A typical libertarian looking for poon because he's [[You|too awkward]] to get laid without paying. Money is good, and sex that does not include some sort of financial transaction is [[communism]] and will lead to [[Obama|mass death]] brought on by recession and [[holocaust|FEMA camps]] ]]<br />
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[[Image:Libertarians.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Libertarians like to bitch about police arresting people, but at the [[k/|same time cream themselves over the pigs' automatic weapons.]]]]<br />
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[[File:Gunlol.jpg|thumb|200px|Made by a libertarian [[internet tough guy|internet tough guy.]] Note the grammatical error in the second part.]]<br />
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==The theory==<br />
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You have 100 citizens. Each one contributes zero dollars in tax. Since 100 citizens divided by zero taxes = infinity, this means that zero taxation raises infinite income.<br />
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==In practice==<br />
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For some reason, the world was singularly lacking in governments visionary enough to adopt this economic model until 2012, when far-right [[Republicans]] took over [[Kansas]] and decided to [http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-great-kansas-tea-party-disaster-20141023 run the experiment for real]. They even brought in Frederick Laffer, the designer of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laffer_curve the Laffer Curve], to bless their bold endeavour.<br />
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They slashed taxation to minimal levels and were amazed to find the state's revenue fall by $700m in one financial year.<br />
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By 2014, Kansas was [http://www.salon.com/2014/12/23/sam_brownback_is_sorry_he_predicted_his_tax_cuts_would_work/ teetering on the brink of bankruptcy] and [[Irony|reliant on rebates from Obamacare for income.]]<br />
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Any questions?<br />
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==The creation of a Libertarian==<br />
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Most Libertarians begin life as a spoiled upper-middle class and very white teen who fails to comprehend that not everyone else in the world is a spoiled upper-middle class white teen.<br />
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At first, the young libertardian-to-be has only a vague dissatisfaction. He begins to ask himself questions like:<br />
* "What political philosophy can I both bastardize and miss the point of, so that I can justify being an even more selfish prick than I am now?"<br />
* "How can I reconcile that I hate those who I deem aren't productive, with the fact that I don't need a job because daddy gives me a generous allowance?"<br />
* "Why do we even ''need'' government? Surely almost seven billion people can all police themselves, right?"<br />
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The answer comes to them in two little words. Ayn Rand. Never since Barbara Streisand have the words of a half-witted Russian jewess spread so far, and contaminated so many. With sixth-grade level vocabulary, and fourth-grade level philosophy, Rand's book have all the emotional depth of a two-year old's temper tantrum. '''"MINE!!!"''' But like Streisand is to fags, Rand is their holy prophet. She speaks the words so perfectly, the words they want to hear.<br />
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"You don't lack compassion! You just want people to get by on their own merits!", She says. "You're not a selfish asshole! You just have a sense of rational self-interest!", She affirms. "You have no obligation to the society in which you live! Governments are only there to lift up those not as good as you!", She declares.<br />
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And lo, it was good. Because if there is one thing that makes financially comfortable white people feel good about themselves, it is that they ''earned'' the benefits of being financially comfortable, clearly by their own merits. <br />
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It wasn't daddy's money that bought you your head start in life. It wasn't the better schools, the better nutrition, the better neighborhoods. It wasn't the country you were born in, or the system of laws that protected and to this day protects you. It wasn't the various government agencies making sure you have licensed doctors, clean drinking water, or safety standards for vehicles.<br />
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No, my young privileged white boy, you did it all. You, and only you, are responsible for all your success. And anyone who isn't as well off just didn't work as hard. And the government can only take from a productive member of society like you to give to the leeches. And there should be no laws. And even though there are laws, they don't ''really'' apply to you, because you're special. Be as selfish as you want. It's all you. <br />
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And thus, a libertardian is born.<br />
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== What libertarians think freedom means ==<br />
Libertarians like everyone's self governance, so they propose child brothels. Also they think it is acceptable to whore out their own children's childhoods. All who disagree with this point of view is morally inferior to libertarians, according to themselves, because they are the only ones who propose ''freedom'', in contrast to others who advocate ''force''.<br />
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<center>'''The libertarian mobile!'''</center><br />
<center><youtube>Nd5ka91fkDo</youtube>,</center><br />
<center>No tyrannical seatbelts,no safety features brought on by evil regulations,such a [[death|freedom]] promoting vehicle.</center><br />
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==Trolling a Libertarian==<br />
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To troll a libertarian online, just post the following:<br />
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|This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy.<br />
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I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. Then, I brushed my teeth with that water, filtered to standards set by the EPA and my state.<br />
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After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.<br />
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At the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank and printed by the Federal Bureau of Engraving and Printing. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.<br />
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I park my car on the street, paved and maintained by the Department of Transportation, and put quarters issued by the United States Mint into the parking meter.<br />
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Then, after spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, I drive back to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and the fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.<br />
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I then log onto the Internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right. Keep government out of my Medicare!<br />
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==Voting for the Libertarian Candidate in the 2008 Presidential Election==<br />
{{quote|It wasn't until i had dropped the absentee ballot envelope in the mailbox that i realized the mistake i had made...Why would there be a [[Tits|Boob Bar]] on the ballot? and why would i want a [[Lolo Ferrari|Boob Bar]] to be the President!?|[[Ausfag]]}}<br />
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==List of Things Libertarians Hate==<br />
*Calendars, clocks <br />
*Standard weights and measures<br />
*Sick days<br />
*Maternity/Paternity leave (What do you mean, America is the only developed country in the world not to have paid maternity leave? They're all commies!)<br />
*Overtime pay <br />
*Minimum wage<br />
*Electricity <br />
*Clean water <br />
*Clean air<br />
*State and national parks, playgrounds, Fish and Game Wildlife Services (We should be able to kill all the cute critters in the forest if we want to! ESPECIALLY the endangered ones!)<br />
*Roads and infrastructure <br />
*Postal service <br />
*Safe workplaces, OSHA <br />
*Health inspectors, all federal workers (see "postal service")<br />
*Welfare, unemployment benefits <br />
*Public schools<br />
*Seat belts and airbags<br />
*Cops (protection rackets and the mafia are far more libertarian)<br />
*Fire stations (ESPECIALLY volunteer firefighters)<br />
*Taxes (even if they don't pay 'em because they have no job and live in their parents' basement) <br />
*Unions <br />
*Public transport<br />
*Food free of salmonella <br />
*Nutrition facts <br />
*Vaccines<br />
*Safe medicine<br />
*Poor people <br />
*[[niggers|black people]]<br />
*[[women|wimminz]]<br />
*SOCHULIZM!!!!!!!<br />
*Charities, any altruistic behavior.<br />
*Unemployment benefits<br />
*Gaining more than 3% of the vote<br />
*[[You]]<br />
*[[History]]<br />
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==List of Things Libertarians Believe In==<br />
[[Image:French_Revolution.png|300px|thumb|right|Typical Warning about the perils of Libertarianism: [[atheist|No God, No Religion]]; [[hippies|No King, No Constitution]] ]] <br />
[[Image:Libertarianslol.png|thumb|Silly libertarians]]<br />
[[Image:Murray Rothbard on Children and Rights.png|thumb|right|Libertarians especially hate children.]]<br />
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#All authority figures are good unless they are called "the government".<br />
#[[Drugs]] are good.<br />
#Social security is bad.<br />
#[[Party Van|Federal government]] is bad, [[KKK|State government]] is good.<br />
#[[CP|Pedophilia]] is good.<br />
#[[Animal abuse|Puppy mills]] are important facets of the American economy.<br />
#[[Guns]] are totally good, unless used by the government and its contractors. <br />
#[[Homosexuality]] is good but gay marriage is not good because it'll be legalized by the evil, nasty government.<br />
#The death penalty is bad (but only if it's carried out by the government)<br />
#The [[fail|free market]] is the ultimate good.<br />
#People who say they are [[conservative]] but are really [[Republican]]s are "theocratic" liars.<br />
#People who say they are [[liberal]] but are really [[Democrats]] are "socialist" liars.<br />
#Privatization is good.<br />
#Unions are bad.<br />
#Smoking is good. Tobacco companies are friends.<br />
#Speculation is good. Question everything! That Newton guy couldn't have gotten everything right!<br />
#[[Ayn Rand]] is [[Cthulhu|God]] (though she hated libertarians, but hey, who doesn't?)<br />
#Believe that Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a bloodthirsty tyrant but [[Fail|Calvin Coolidge]] was God.<br />
#[[Somalia]] is the best country on earth<br />
#The mailman is a government employee and must be gunned down with an AK-47 for setting foot on your property.<br />
#[[Ron Paul]] is god, [[lulz|Bob Barr]] is a fake libertarian fuckwit.<br />
#Wearing seatbelts is an affront to personal liberty!<br />
#Paying taxes is a sin, unless those taxes go in to making video games like [[Counter strike|America's Army]].<br />
#[[Agnosticism]] is good because [[God|religions]] and [[atheism]] are too altruistic and therefore hamper capitalism.<br />
#The Democrats and Republicans don't have our best interest at heart, but conglomerates do!<br />
#The only honorable way to die is in a shootout with [[whitey|the cops]].<br />
#Paying taxes to the government is bad. Paying money to utility companies is sexy. (note: [[Genius|Taxpayer->Govt->Cmpny]] vs. [[Stupid|Taxpayer->Cmpny]])<br />
#Traffic lights are bad because they're social engineering.<br />
#Health inspectors are bad because they allow people who are too stupid and lazy to investigate every restaurant and store they go to to survive.<br />
#Worship capitalism as the only [[freedom]]-loving philosophy but refuse to pay for stuff, because open source is the ONLY way!<br />
#No business would ever desire increased government power (unless they already had it). Halliburton who?<br />
#Police do not have the right to stop a parent from killing their kid, but the cops need to be involved when a baby boy is getting circumcised!<br />
#Outlawing [[Ron Paul|spam]] e-mail is a grave threat to liberty.<br />
#The Constitution and the Bill of Rights are infallible, but amendments are bad (especially the 16th, but also other ones that give voting power to citizens).<br />
#Democracy is evil because America is [[shit nobody cares about|only a republic]]! That's why we don't vote for state representatives, and instead have a state representative assigned to each state with no input from its residents. Because that'd be a ''democratic'' republic, and that's bad!<br />
#The best way to respect individuality is to let those who are useless to society starve to death.<br />
#If you cast a shadow on someone else's lawn, you're trespassing.<br />
#If a plane flies over your house, they're trespassing. (Seriously, look it up).<br />
#[[truth|It's okay to eat babies so long as they're your own kids.]]<br />
#Taxation is theft. Charging rent is not.<br />
#The genius of the free market is that both the rich and poor get the choice of paying for expensive health care or dying.<br />
#You must remain perfectly silent any time someone else is nearby because forcing someone else's eardrums to vibrate violates the [[religion|non-aggression principle]].<br />
#Price gouging and monopolies are awesome! Don't like it? Then move to Russia, you commie!... even though Russia has the highest population of millionaires. <br />
#Government sucks! ...Except when they're using their resources to protect my personal property, which THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO BTW.<br />
#The Federal Reserve cannot be trusted to run a currency but some libertarian pothead called Bernard von NotHaus, the High Priest of "Free Marijuana Church of Honolulu" can. ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Dollar Seriously.])<br />
#Laws against statutory rape aren't necessary - there's nothing creepy at all about some dirty old man fucking a 13-year-old.<br />
#[[New Hampshire]] will become Heaven on Earth if enough libertarians move there.<br />
#[[Paradox|Corporatism is evil... but so is government intervention!]]<br />
#It is mandatory that all libertarians [[masturbation|jack off]] to pictures of Jew and/or Jew on a regular basis in order to remain healthy.<br />
#Herbert Hoover was a socialist.<br />
#[[Video games]] are art.<br />
#Economic liberalism is great because anyone can become rich if they work hard. What are monopolies and monopsonies?<br />
#Critiques of Libertarianism are [[Some argue|inherently]] invalid but conspiracy theories are legit.<br />
#The Industrial Revolution created utopias<br />
#Third-world countries should be allowed to have child labor because it accelerates societal development.<br />
#Socialism came out of nowhere one day.<br />
#Property, and the right thereto, are first-order realities and not social constructs at all.<br />
#Charity and selflessness are universally hailed as virtues. Therefore, Altruism is for sheeple!<br />
#[[Tea Party|END THE FED!]] It doesn't matter that the idea of a centralized bank was founded by the Founding Fathers and supported by the precursor to the Republican Party (known as the Federalists), or that most first world countries have a centralized bank. <br />
#End Social Security! People who are unemployed are just lazy! ...What? You can't work because you were hurt on the job? LOL SUX 2 B U!!1<br />
#Borders are stupid. Companies should be able to hire [[Mexicans|illegal immigrants]] so they don't have to pay minimum wage.<br />
#Believe business' rights trump people's rights. [http://news.discovery.com/human/court-upholds-right-to-patent-genes-110802.html]<br />
#There are only two political philosophies: pro-freedom (libertarianism) and pro-slavery (non-libertarianism).<br />
#Make fun of liberals for worshiping Obama and the mantra of "Hope" and "Change", all the while worshiping Ron Paul and shouting "RON PAUL R3VOLUTION!".<br />
#Believe all the founding fathers agreed on everything and were of one political philosophy: libertarianism, of course!<br />
#No one is owed anything for being born, not even necessities like food or shelter, but [[gun]]s are an important God-given right.<br />
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== Libertarianism and Autism ==<br />
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Libertarianism is expected to be included in the next edition of the [[DSM]] as a form of [[autism]], as part of a further partitioning of [[Asperger's Syndrome]] due to an overwhelming rise in its e-diagnosis. Libertarians share many qualities with the Ass Pies, but differ in the fact that they see themselves as incarnations of [[Ayn Rand]] and the characters in her novels, rather than as [[Otherkin|dragons or elves]].<br />
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==Libertarian heresy==<br />
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==Typical Libertarian Activities==<br />
[[Image:Gun boy.jpg|thumb|Typical libertarian. notice the pizza boxes because libertarians are too asocial to go out to get their own food.]]<br />
[[Image:Wsl.JPG|thumb|right|Even stoned 420chanfags know the truth about libertarianism.]]<br />
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[[Image:LibertarianPwned.jpg|thumb|He was treaded on...]]<br />
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* [[Bitch]]ing about how fucked up the government is, but doing nothing about it. See also: [[Hippies]]<br />
* Complaining about how evil the government is but praising Big Business and preaching that if we just get the mean ole government to leave businesses alone and give our bosses complete freedom that [[bullshit|capitalism will create a utopia]].<br />
* Complaining about gow government is tyranny, while praising corporations with an absolute top-down hierarchy that make their peons piss into a jar. <br />
* Majoring in Computer Science.<br />
* Acting like [[The Student Room#Gays|Jake Pearson from TSR]].<br />
* Using the word "Statist" as an insult at every possible opportunity.<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZSvUCPsr1E Calling atheists who do not have the same political views as they do "Statheists."] They claim that these [[atheists]] [[LOL WUT|worship the state to make up for a lack of religion.]]<br />
* Quoting George Orwell 24/7 and hating Socialists apparently without irony. <br />
* Not knowing that George Orwell was a [[Irony|massive socialist]].<br />
* Posting on Internet forums.<br />
* Thinking Lao Tzu was a libertarian, despite the fact the Tao Te Ching was a guide for emperors on how to rule effectively, thereby being the [[Machiavelli]] of the East.<br />
* Thinking EVERYONE they like is a libertarian.<br />
* Sitting in a dark room with only a shotgun for company, waiting for a nigger to break in to their home.<br />
* Bitching about how much money gets taken out of their paychecks for stupid shit like roads, schools, and feeding [[niggers|hungry children]].<br />
* [http://www.wendymcelroy.com/e107_plugins/content/content.php?content.104 Bitching] about how voting is anti-freedom<br />
* Complaining that the new smoking bans and seat belt laws takes away their ''[[freedom]]''.<br />
* Copy-pasting the rants of the craziest televangelists and replacing "Satan" with "the government."<br />
* Jerking off to [[Ayn Rand|''The Fountainhead'', ''Anthem'', ''Atlas Shrugged'']], and anything else written by [[Anne Frank|Jewish whores]] with an [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|unwarranted sense of self-importance]].<br />
* Thinking of ways to get back at the "jocks" who picked on them in grade school.<br />
* Acting exactly like the kid from ''The Catcher in the Rye''.<br />
* Having [[WolfJLupus|sex with their dogs]].<br />
* Being the ranking [[douche]]bags of the planet.<br />
* Hanging around [http://www.nazi.org/ this page]or [http://www.voxday.blogspot.com/ this one].<br />
* Crying about how minimum wages and anti-child labor laws are morally wrong and a great threat to [[freedom]].<br />
* Preach personal responsibility but blame others for their shortcomings when things go wrong (Note: This characteristic may also apply to conservatives and liberals as much as it does libertarians)<br />
* Post [[Ron Paul]] endorsements in every [[YouTube]] video they come across<br />
* Having sex with children.<br />
* Privately masturbate to the murder of a government employee while publicly denouncing the murder as an [[Scientology|initiation of force]].<br />
* Brag about how they're a real American because they "own property" e.g. a pickup truck and an acre of land in Oklahoma with a manufactured home on it, but get butthurt and backpedal when you point out to them that both of them are actually owned by the bank they pay money to every month.<br />
* Petition [[Fleshlight]] to introduce an [[Ayn Rand]] model.<br />
* Moving to [[Austria]] for the [[Josef Fritzl|Austrian Economics]].<br />
* Saying "[[Cult|You sound more like a libertarian]]" to anyone who doesn't have strict liberal or conservative views on every issue.<br />
* Building and worshiping shrines to honor their fair and just corporate overlords<br />
* Posting their Ayn Rand/NRA slash fanfic collection on [[k/|/k/]].<br />
* Calling the government "a monopoly" while denying they exist, and confusing economics with politics. <br />
** Not seeing the hypocrisy of calling the government a monopoly when in a privatized libertarian world, a single corporate overlord really would rule the country.<br />
*Bitching that hate speech are just words and therefore shouldn't be made a crime because of free speech, yet making hate speech a bannable offense on their forums.<br />
* [[Piracy|Pirating]] software despite preaching that people work hard for their money.<br />
* Joining [[NAMBLA]]<br />
* Posting [[TL;DR]] rants on how capitalism is awesome in response to people talking bad about the rich.<br />
* Bitching about how equality no longer makes being a white male special anymore.<br />
* Comparing every (and we do mean every) police arrest to Nazis putting Jews in concentration camp.<br />
* Calling the president a failure because he didn't get all his promises accomplished in the first 20 seconds of his inauguration, meanwhile their party's been around since [[At least 100 years ago|1971]] and [[Fail|has yet to accomplish anything]].<br />
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==[[Oxymoron|Libertarian Mating Habits]]==<br />
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Libertarians attract [[fag|mates]] by posting [[shit_nobody_cares_about|all kinds of lame shit]] about the [[John_Kerry|Illuminati]] and [[JEWS_DID_WTC|Masonic conspiracies]] in [[conservative]] forums and blogs, as well as in the [[IMDb]] subforums for any movies that have anything to do with [[politics]], as well as positing why the producers of any Gulf War I and II movies [[Why_do_you_hate_America?|hate America]].<br />
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Libertarians also spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about not being able to get dates, a fact which they attribute to women for being [[slut|dimwitted, manipulative, self-loathing harlots]] who dig [[rich and beautiful|assholes]], because intelligent, [[emo|emotionally sensitive]] women would certainly date them otherwise. It couldn't POSSIBLY be that women [[DO NOT WANT|are generally repulsed by]] [[fat]], [[neckbeard]]ed chauvinists who spend all their time on the [[internets]] arguing about [[Linux]] and stroking their own egos ([[lol]], [[irony|personal responsibility]]). Closely related to "[[nice guys]]", except malcontented and oafish.<br />
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==Famous Libertarians==<br />
[[File:Libertarios.jpg|thumb|The deregulated cereal comes with poisons,rusty nails,[[drugs]],barbaric [[guns|murder devices]],and much more!]]<br />
* [[Waco|David Koresh]]<br />
* [[Glenn Beck]]<br />
* [[Terrorist| Timothy McVeigh]]<br />
* [[Alex Jones]] (Before [[Trump|2015]])<br />
* [[Ayn Rand]]<br />
* [[Stephen Colbert]]<br />
* [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/ Milton Friedman]<br />
* [[Golden Road.net|Drew Carey]] (before [[Joe Biden|2020]])<br />
* [[Jimbo Wales]] (Which makes no sense, because he founded [[Wikipedia]], the biggest "[[Anarchism|Anarcho]]-[[Communist]]" society ever to be inhabited entirely by [[virgin]]s)<br />
* Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of ''[[South Park]]''<br />
* [[Margaret Thatcher]]<br />
* [[Penn & Teller]] (before 2020)<br />
* [[Weev]]<br />
* [[Dinosaur|Michael Crichton]]<br />
* Robert Anton Wilson<br />
* Tommy Chong<br />
* Clint Eastwood<br />
* Neil Peart<br />
* Tim Wilson<br />
* Terry Pratchett<br />
* [[Perverted Justice|Xavier Von Erck]]<br />
* [[Ron Paul]]<br />
* [[Ron Swanson]]<br />
* [[Vox Day]]<br />
* Doug Stanhope<br />
* Vince Vaughn<br />
* [[Faggot|Rob Schneider]]<br />
* [[Porn|Marilyn Chambers]]<br />
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==Libertarianism on The Intertubes==<br />
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[[Image:LibertarianDebateMethod.png|thumb|500px|right|The average internet Libertarian.]]<br />
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[[some argue|Some say]] that libertarianism is growing in popularity due to [[President Barack Obama]]'s [[fascist]], [[socialist]], [[Nazi]], [[liberal]], [[fag|progressive]] policies. Luckily for [[you]], this popularity has resulted in a plethora of [[facebook|websites]] and [[old_media|publications]] dedicated to the [[trolling|intellectual discussion of lolbertarianism]]. As expected, most libertarians found on the tubes are old and thus have never heard of trolling, let alone a [[meme]]. <br />
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In addition to the typical libertarian [[basement_dweller|hangouts]], there is a [[LiveJournal]] [[community]] dedicated to {{ljcomm|user=libertarianism}}. Reading it is a lot like [[fuck]]ing a beehive. The [[community]] mostly serves as a forum for discussing [[bestiality]] and [[necrophilia]].<br />
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==How to piss off a Libertarian==<br />
[[File:How to cure libertarians.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Hey, why not? You paid for that bulldozer, right?]]<br />
You can [[troll]] in the following ways:<br />
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#Ask them about the Civil Rights Act, they will go around your question and say its a "Property rights issue", when in fact they are closet racist.<br />
#Ask them how and why what the government does is bad, you'll just get "[[FAIL|because...TEH GUBBMINT!!]]", with no real logical answer backed up with facts.<br />
#Remind them that public roads is socialism, and using them makes you a socialist. The Libertarian response would be "[[ALL CAPS|THE GOVERNMENT IS A MONOPOLY, I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!111]]" (this remark will make them go ape shit!)<br />
#Also bring up that public schools are funded by the government; you see, every Losertarian went to a public school but yet they call for abolishing public schools, which is where over [[OVER 9000|9000%]] of them all went!<br />
#Remind them that Ron Paul can never become President because he's a 9/11 [[truther]].<br />
#Most Libertarians are young, uneducated college dropouts that work minimum wage jobs; ask them about minimum wage, and if they are willing to get paid $1.00 /hr - the typical Losertarian response would be "[[PWNED|*cricket*............................*cricket*]]"<br />
#[[Troll]] Ron Paul forums, call for major foreign intervention and military bases everywhere.<br />
#Call them [[conspiracy theorist]]. Libertards hate that!<br />
#Tell them that Thomas Jefferson (Libertarians' favorite person), said good things about the [[Illuminati]] and supported Adam Weishaupt [[NWO|ZIONIST JESUIT VATICAN NWO!!1]].<br />
#Ask them, [[Why do you hate America?| WHY U HATE 'MURKA]]?<br />
#Since they hate the government, ask them how they feel about [[pedo]] laws - Libertarians' obviously being for free choice/free will, they will most likely go around your question and say "[[EPIC FAIL|I DON'T SUPPORT SEX WITH MINORS!!1]], but not answer your question. If they say yes on keeping it illegal, they are [[socialist|COMMIE BASTARDS]], if they say no - [[dinosaur|tehy are 50 year old closet pedos!1]].<br />
# Suggest the PATRIOT ACT is constitutional.<br />
# Agree with any form of taxation.<br />
# If they try a motto like "Taxation without representation!", ask them if they live in Washington, DC, Puerto Rico, or any US outlying territory. If they say no, then point out that there's a reason they're called "State ''representatives''".<br />
# Make up elaborate [[lie]]s about how government interference is directly correlated with general happiness and [[Drug#cocaine|coke]] supply, forcing them to do actual work to prove you wrong.<br />
# Espouse the virtues of eugenics and see how many "freedom-lovers" actually agree with you.<br />
# Create a thread titled "DATING TIPS," pretend to be an [[Lie|athletic, attractive, emotionally-sensitive Libertarian with good job security]], post a sob-story about not being able to get a girlfriend and watch it grow to [[over 9000]] pages about the naïveté of women and how Libertarians are better lovers.<br />
# Remind them the Internet was invented by the government.<br />
# Ask them to explain the Electoral College in their own words. If they start talking about the voting process, point out that republics don't have a voting system.<br />
# Be a minority (specifically a [[woman]])... unless you are using a [[Facebook]] [[sockpuppet]] account, in which case, make her [[tits_or_gtfo|very hot]]. <br />
# Tell them [[Ron Paul]] is a racist and is supported by the [[KKK]].<br />
# Ask them to name a single Libertarian community that worked in the real-world. If they mention WW2 Catalonia, add on "in the long term" and "those were [[hippies|communes]] and refugee camps, you fucktard".<br />
# Mention government or 'socialistic' successes and private sector endeavors failures.<br />
# Show them [[The Story of Ricky|Riki-Oh]] to demonstrate why privatizing prisons would be a bad idea. <br />
# Praise the [[shit no one cares about|Labor Theory of Value]].<br />
# Tell them that libertarianism is anarchy for rich people (because it's true, lol)<br />
# Say FDR and Abraham Lincoln were the best US presidents.<br />
# Point out the fact libertarianism is just a type of [[conservatism]]<br />
# Ask them why they hate the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/sixteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution 16th amendment] when they claim to love the Constitution<br />
# Spout conspiracy theories about how Ayn Rand was a soviet double agent or how Thomas Jefferson was trolling when he wrote the Declaration of Independence. This should actually be pretty easy, as libertarians are known to take to conspiracies faster than [[My Chemical Romance|MCR]] to a cock.<br />
# Tell them that Ben Franklin used state money to fund a hospital.<br />
# Tell them you're voting for Bob Barr.<br />
# <s>Link them to [http://world.std.com/~mhuben/faq.html this]</s>.<br />
# Treat Libertarianism and [[Objectivism]] as synonyms (because they are, lol)<br />
# Point out that the Green Party supports pot legalization, too<br />
# Use [[Bioshock]] as an example of why a Libertarian society can never exist (be careful, some of them are stupid enough to think Rapture was a utopia)<br />
# Ask them what they think of monopolies and trustbusting.<br />
# Ask them how old they were when they became a Libertarian. 99% of the time they will have been under 16. Then say they were too young to understand politics.<br />
# Tell them that Somalia seems like a nice libertarian haven.<br />
# Point out that the news and media are businesses and see how many "Defenders of Liberty" want the government to close those down they disagree with.<br />
# Say anything positive about the [[pigs|police]].<br />
# Comment that Dennis Kucinich is the Ron Paul of the left.<br />
# Tell them you are a [[leftard|left-libertarian]]. Be sure to back this up by being liberal on any social issue.<br />
# Point out that the only way to stop oppression without government interference is through [[hippies|community organizing]].<br />
# [http://www.lewrockwell.com/paul/paul98.html Run for president as a Republican, don't stfu about how terrible federal bans are...and then vote for federal bans.]<br />
# Tell married libertarians that if they want the federal government out of their business, they should get a divorce and live in sin.<br />
# Mention how much it upsets you that [[Glenn Beck Raped And Murdered A Young Girl In 1990]].<br />
# Explain to them how large companies always end up using or creating government in order to enforce a monopoly and that a free market can't exist if there's a coerced monopoly.<br />
# Ask them how they, a redneck living in his mother's basement with no experience in law (other than getting arrested for illegal firearms possession), know more about the Constitution than law school graduates and a [[Black Jesus|constitutional scholar]].<br />
# Ask what they think about the [[WBC]] and the state laws preventing them from protesting funerals. This will trick them into not only saying that they support the evil gubment, which should always be wrong, but that they're against freedom of speech which is in the ZOMG CUNTSTITTOOSHUN!!!!11<br />
#Inform them that the word libertarian was first used in a political sense by a [[communist]].<br />
# Hire a construction firm for a day. Dig up the road outside their house, pull down the streetlights, and pour concrete into their sewer. Then ring their doorbell and give them a bucket and spade and a cheap flashlight with no batteries. Explain that you have stepped in to help them in their quest to relieve US taxpayers and the objects you are giving them are a leaving gift from the state.<br />
# Ask them where in history libertarianism has ever worked<br />
# Remind them that true Marxism is the complete absence of government. Especially when they're saying liberals are dumb and uneducated for supporting it.<br />
# Ask them to name one victory the "[[Rednecks| well regulated militia]]" has had, while mentioning all the [[The War of Northern Aggression|victories]] [[World War I|the GUBBMINT's army]] [[World War II|has accomplished]].<br />
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==Detroit:The libertarian paradise==<br />
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|<center>'''Small government has done wonders for Detroit.'''</center><br />
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|<center>'''No tyrannical government traffic lights or cameras,a libertarian paradise.'''</center><br />
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|<center>'''Fertilizer plant explodes. THANK YOU DEREGULATION'''</center><br />
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|<center>'''Poisoned food is the libertarian ideal.'''</center><br />
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|<center>'''This is what libertarians actually believe'''</center><br />
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|<center>'''Somalia is a libertarian paradise!'''</center><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:Teabagger FAGGOT.jpg|<small>Typical libertarian</small> <big>'''FAGGOTS'''</big><br />
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==See Also==<br />
* [[Yellow fever]] - libertarian guys will have an azn wife 9/10 times.<br />
* [[Alex Jones]]<br />
* [[Atheism]]<br />
* [[Autism]] <br />
* [[Bronies]]<br />
* [[Christianity]]<br />
* [[cropperb]]<br />
* [[Fedora]]<br />
* [[Furries]]<br />
*[[Gary Johnson]]<br />
* [[Glenn Beck]]<br />
* [[Men's Rights Activist]]<br />
* [[Randroid]]<br />
* [[Ron Paul]]<br />
* [[Basement]]<br />
* [[Basement-dweller]]<br />
* [[Tea Party]]<br />
* [[Lemon Party]]<br />
* ''[[The Guardian]]''<br />
* [[Bitcoin]]<br />
* [[Objectivism]]<br />
* [[I am an American conservative shitheel]]<br />
* [[Libertarian Fox]]<br />
* [[Alt-right]] Were ex-libertarians migrate to after they realize [[truth|only white men care about “freedom”]]<br />
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==External Links==<br />
[[File:Mall of america crowd dispersal warning.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The Ghost of Christmas Future]]<br />
* If you need simple replies to debunk their crap, [http://world.std.com/~mhuben/faq.html refer to this non-libertarian FAQ.] (Drives them crazy.)<br />
* [http://www.thepowerhour.com/index.html Average libertarians]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6xWGvdRQ9Q Easy trolling]<br />
* [http://libertariansforkucinich.wordpress.com/ Libertarians trolling their own]<br />
* [http://www.reason.com/blog/ "Reason" Magazine's blog]; yes, comments are enabled<br />
* [http://www.libertapedia.org Libertapedia]<br />
* [http://world.std.com/~mhuben/libindex.html Trolling libertarians since 1994]<br />
==Libetarianism is autism==<br />
*[http://www.demos.org/blog/10/28/13/libertarians-are-huge-fans-economic-coercion Libertarians Are Huge Fans of Economic Coercion ]<br />
*[http://www.desmogblog.com/2013/02/11/tea-party-tobacco-everywhere-always TEA Party: Tobacco Everywhere Always:]<br />
*[http://tobaccocontrol.bmj.com/content/early/2013/02/07/tobaccocontrol-2012-050815.abstract ‘To quarterback behind the scenes, third-party efforts’: the tobacco industry and the Tea Party]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltnBOrCB7I Milton Friedman Defends the Ford Pinto Deathtrap:]<br />
*[http://www.businessinsider.com/ludwig-von-mises-implies-being-a-savage-animal-is-ok-2011-10 Ludwig Von Mises Implies Being a Savage Animal Is Ok!]<br />
*[http://bgamall.hubpages.com/hub/The-Ugly-Side-of-Libertarianism-No-Aid-for-Tornado-Victims The Ugly Side of Libertarianism: No Aid for Tornado Victims]<br />
*[http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2012/08/mark-ames-paul-ryans-guru-ayn-rand-worshipped-a-serial-killer-who-kidnapped-and-dismembered-little-girls.html Paul Ryan’s Guru Ayn Rand Worshipped a Serial Killer Who Kidnapped and Dismembered Little Girls]<br />
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<div>{{Quote|One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is "Libertarian." People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.|[[George Carlin]], ''Napalm and Silly Putty''}}<br />
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[[File:No_step_on_snek.jpg|thumb|The official libertarian logo.]]<br />
[[File:Lolbertaritards.jpg|thumb|Greed, for lack of a better word, is good!]]<br />
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[[File:Libertarianbullshitcomic.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />
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[[Image:Lib-ana.gif|thumb|200px|They're too embarrassed to admit it]]<br />
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[[Image:NERRRRRD.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical libertarian]]<br />
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[[Image:Taliban hanging.jpg|thumb|200px|What libertarians deserve.]]<br />
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[[File:Typical randroid.jpg|thumb|200px|Libertarianism: the preferred [[bullshit|political philosophy]] of [[13 year old boys]] everywhere.]]<br />
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[[File:WhitePriviledge.jpg|thumb|200px|What libertarians really want.]]<br />
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'''Libertarianism''' (better known as the '''[[Atheist]] [[Republican]] Party''' or '''Anarchy for Rich Spoiled Brats''') is a fad political ideology for [[Emo|moody teenagers who don't believe in God]], first year college students, [[Stoner|stoners]], [[Milo Yiannopoulos|Conservatives who were kicked out of the Republican Party for being gay]], white business owners who use the "[[virgin|private property]]" argument so they don't have to pay [[Welfare]] and serve non-whites, [[You|lonely men]] who worship [[Ayn Rand]] as their [[Waifu]], and generally anyone who wants to combine the benefits of no taxes/no gun control with the benefits of [[abortion]] so that everyone can [[Eugenics|just shoot unwanted or genetically disabled babies]]. Libertarians, more commonly known as [[Retard|Libertards]] or [[lol|Lolbertarians]], believe that governmental "[[Rape|intrusion]]" into people's lives should be [[Cockblock|limited]] as much as possible--except when someone breaks into their house, they need a contract enforced, or want a health inspector to check out the local restaurants. Government is just fine in those cases. They also believe roads and civic infrastructure are [[creationist|naturally occurring phenomena]].<br />
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Libertarianism has a big [[crossover]] with [http://www.extropy.org/ Extropians], who think that you can realize [[insane|science fiction]] ideas like space elevators and self-genetic engineering in the [http://www.extropy.org/faq.htm near future]. Most Libertarians are either [[13-year-old boys]] who think that [[Elon Musk]] is edgy, fratboys who watch ''[[South Park]]'', [[hipster|people that want to appear "alternative"]], or [[batshit insane|paranoid]] survivalists living in tiny cabins in [[Montana]] where they stockpile weapons and food for the dreaded day when [[Jews|Big Brother]] comes 'round tryin' to implant [[mind control|fail]] chips in their brains. Libertarians claim to be a radical philosophers but are really as [[Marx|bourgeoisie]] as they can get. Ultimately, all libertarians are really interested in is defending their petty, white, middle class interests.<br />
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Libertarians believe that humanity falls into two categories: <br />
# Libertarians<br />
# Sheep<br />
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Libertarianism should not be confused with [[Conservatism]], which is exactly what conservatives do. In the same way [[Liberalism|Liberals]] now call themselves "Progressives", Conservatives think "Libertarian" sounds more hip.<br />
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The promise of libertarianism is that it will free you from an oppressive government so you can live in liberty. The same way that communism freed people from an oppressive government so they could live in communes.<br />
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<center>'''Spotting Libertarians can be srsbusiness.'''<br><youtube>zMYPurhm7Pw</youtube></center><br />
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[[Image:LemonpartyN2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The [[Lemonparty|Libertarian Party]]]]<br />
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[[Image:Man Soliciting A Prostitute.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A typical libertarian looking for poon because he's [[You|too awkward]] to get laid without paying. Money is good, and sex that does not include some sort of financial transaction is [[communism]] and will lead to [[Obama|mass death]] brought on by recession and [[holocaust|FEMA camps]] ]]<br />
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[[Image:Libertarians.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Libertarians like to bitch about police arresting people, but at the [[k/|same time cream themselves over the pigs' automatic weapons.]]]]<br />
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[[File:Gunlol.jpg|thumb|200px|Made by a libertarian [[internet tough guy|internet tough guy.]] Note the grammatical error in the second part.]]<br />
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==The theory==<br />
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You have 100 citizens. Each one contributes zero dollars in tax. Since 100 citizens divided by zero taxes = infinity, this means that zero taxation raises infinite income.<br />
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==In practice==<br />
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For some reason, the world was singularly lacking in governments visionary enough to adopt this economic model until 2012, when far-right [[Republicans]] took over [[Kansas]] and decided to [http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-great-kansas-tea-party-disaster-20141023 run the experiment for real]. They even brought in Frederick Laffer, the designer of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laffer_curve the Laffer Curve], to bless their bold endeavour.<br />
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They slashed taxation to minimal levels and were amazed to find the state's revenue fall by $700m in one financial year.<br />
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By 2014, Kansas was [http://www.salon.com/2014/12/23/sam_brownback_is_sorry_he_predicted_his_tax_cuts_would_work/ teetering on the brink of bankruptcy] and [[Irony|reliant on rebates from Obamacare for income.]]<br />
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Any questions?<br />
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==The creation of a Libertarian==<br />
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Most Libertarians begin life as a spoiled upper-middle class and very white teen who fails to comprehend that not everyone else in the world is a spoiled upper-middle class white teen.<br />
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At first, the young libertardian-to-be has only a vague dissatisfaction. He begins to ask himself questions like:<br />
* "What political philosophy can I both bastardize and miss the point of, so that I can justify being an even more selfish prick than I am now?"<br />
* "How can I reconcile that I hate those who I deem aren't productive, with the fact that I don't need a job because daddy gives me a generous allowance?"<br />
* "Why do we even ''need'' government? Surely almost seven billion people can all police themselves, right?"<br />
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The answer comes to them in two little words. Ayn Rand. Never since Barbara Streisand have the words of a half-witted Russian jewess spread so far, and contaminated so many. With sixth-grade level vocabulary, and fourth-grade level philosophy, Rand's book have all the emotional depth of a two-year old's temper tantrum. '''"MINE!!!"''' But like Streisand is to fags, Rand is their holy prophet. She speaks the words so perfectly, the words they want to hear.<br />
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"You don't lack compassion! You just want people to get by on their own merits!", She says. "You're not a selfish asshole! You just have a sense of rational self-interest!", She affirms. "You have no obligation to the society in which you live! Governments are only there to lift up those not as good as you!", She declares.<br />
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And lo, it was good. Because if there is one thing that makes financially comfortable white people feel good about themselves, it is that they ''earned'' the benefits of being financially comfortable, clearly by their own merits. <br />
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It wasn't daddy's money that bought you your head start in life. It wasn't the better schools, the better nutrition, the better neighborhoods. It wasn't the country you were born in, or the system of laws that protected and to this day protects you. It wasn't the various government agencies making sure you have licensed doctors, clean drinking water, or safety standards for vehicles.<br />
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No, my young privileged white boy, you did it all. You, and only you, are responsible for all your success. And anyone who isn't as well off just didn't work as hard. And the government can only take from a productive member of society like you to give to the leeches. And there should be no laws. And even though there are laws, they don't ''really'' apply to you, because you're special. Be as selfish as you want. It's all you. <br />
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And thus, a libertardian is born.<br />
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== What libertarians think freedom means ==<br />
Libertarians like everyone's self governance, so they propose child brothels. Also they think it is acceptable to whore out their own children's childhoods. All who disagree with this point of view is morally inferior to libertarians, according to themselves, because they are the only ones who propose ''freedom'', in contrast to others who advocate ''force''.<br />
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<center>'''The libertarian mobile!'''</center><br />
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<center>No tyrannical seatbelts,no safety features brought on by evil regulations,such a [[death|freedom]] promoting vehicle.</center><br />
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==Trolling a Libertarian==<br />
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To troll a libertarian online, just post the following:<br />
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|This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy.<br />
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I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. Then, I brushed my teeth with that water, filtered to standards set by the EPA and my state.<br />
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After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.<br />
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At the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank and printed by the Federal Bureau of Engraving and Printing. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.<br />
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I park my car on the street, paved and maintained by the Department of Transportation, and put quarters issued by the United States Mint into the parking meter.<br />
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Then, after spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, I drive back to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and the fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.<br />
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I then log onto the Internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right. Keep government out of my Medicare!<br />
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==Voting for the Libertarian Candidate in the 2008 Presidential Election==<br />
{{quote|It wasn't until i had dropped the absentee ballot envelope in the mailbox that i realized the mistake i had made...Why would there be a [[Tits|Boob Bar]] on the ballot? and why would i want a [[Lolo Ferrari|Boob Bar]] to be the President!?|[[Ausfag]]}}<br />
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==List of Things Libertarians Hate==<br />
*Calendars, clocks <br />
*Standard weights and measures<br />
*Sick days<br />
*Maternity/Paternity leave (What do you mean, America is the only developed country in the world not to have paid maternity leave? They're all commies!)<br />
*Overtime pay <br />
*Minimum wage<br />
*Electricity <br />
*Clean water <br />
*Clean air<br />
*State and national parks, playgrounds, Fish and Game Wildlife Services (We should be able to kill all the cute critters in the forest if we want to! ESPECIALLY the endangered ones!)<br />
*Roads and infrastructure <br />
*Postal service <br />
*Safe workplaces, OSHA <br />
*Health inspectors, all federal workers (see "postal service")<br />
*Welfare, unemployment benefits <br />
*Public schools<br />
*Seat belts and airbags<br />
*Cops (protection rackets and the mafia are far more libertarian)<br />
*Fire stations (ESPECIALLY volunteer firefighters)<br />
*Taxes (even if they don't pay 'em because they have no job and live in their parents' basement) <br />
*Unions <br />
*Public transport<br />
*Food free of salmonella <br />
*Nutrition facts <br />
*Vaccines<br />
*Safe medicine<br />
*Poor people <br />
*[[niggers|black people]]<br />
*[[women|wimminz]]<br />
*SOCHULIZM!!!!!!!<br />
*Charities, any altruistic behavior.<br />
*Unemployment benefits<br />
*Gaining more than 3% of the vote<br />
*[[You]]<br />
*[[History]]<br />
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==List of Things Libertarians Believe In==<br />
[[Image:French_Revolution.png|300px|thumb|right|Typical Warning about the perils of Libertarianism: [[atheist|No God, No Religion]]; [[hippies|No King, No Constitution]] ]] <br />
[[Image:Libertarianslol.png|thumb|Silly libertarians]]<br />
[[Image:Murray Rothbard on Children and Rights.png|thumb|right|Libertarians especially hate children.]]<br />
[[File:Niggerpresident.jpg|300px|right]]<br />
#All authority figures are good unless they are called "the government".<br />
#[[Drugs]] are good.<br />
#Social security is bad.<br />
#[[Party Van|Federal government]] is bad, [[KKK|State government]] is good.<br />
#[[CP|Pedophilia]] is good.<br />
#[[Animal abuse|Puppy mills]] are important facets of the American economy.<br />
#[[Guns]] are totally good, unless used by the government and its contractors. <br />
#[[Homosexuality]] is good but gay marriage is not good because it'll be legalized by the evil, nasty government.<br />
#The death penalty is bad (but only if it's carried out by the government)<br />
#The [[fail|free market]] is the ultimate good.<br />
#People who say they are [[conservative]] but are really [[Republican]]s are "theocratic" liars.<br />
#People who say they are [[liberal]] but are really [[Democrats]] are "socialist" liars.<br />
#Privatization is good.<br />
#Unions are bad.<br />
#Smoking is good. Tobacco companies are friends.<br />
#Speculation is good. Question everything! That Newton guy couldn't have gotten everything right!<br />
#[[Ayn Rand]] is [[Cthulhu|God]] (though she hated libertarians, but hey, who doesn't?)<br />
#Believe that Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a bloodthirsty tyrant but [[Fail|Calvin Coolidge]] was God.<br />
#[[Somalia]] is the best country on earth<br />
#The mailman is a government employee and must be gunned down with an AK-47 for setting foot on your property.<br />
#[[Ron Paul]] is god, [[lulz|Bob Barr]] is a fake libertarian fuckwit.<br />
#Wearing seatbelts is an affront to personal liberty!<br />
#Paying taxes is a sin, unless those taxes go in to making video games like [[Counter strike|America's Army]].<br />
#[[Agnosticism]] is good because [[God|religions]] and [[atheism]] are too altruistic and therefore hamper capitalism.<br />
#The Democrats and Republicans don't have our best interest at heart, but conglomerates do!<br />
#The only honorable way to die is in a shootout with [[whitey|the cops]].<br />
#Paying taxes to the government is bad. Paying money to utility companies is sexy. (note: [[Genius|Taxpayer->Govt->Cmpny]] vs. [[Stupid|Taxpayer->Cmpny]])<br />
#Traffic lights are bad because they're social engineering.<br />
#Health inspectors are bad because they allow people who are too stupid and lazy to investigate every restaurant and store they go to to survive.<br />
#Worship capitalism as the only [[freedom]]-loving philosophy but refuse to pay for stuff, because open source is the ONLY way!<br />
#No business would ever desire increased government power (unless they already had it). Halliburton who?<br />
#Police do not have the right to stop a parent from killing their kid, but the cops need to be involved when a baby boy is getting circumcised!<br />
#Outlawing [[Ron Paul|spam]] e-mail is a grave threat to liberty.<br />
#The Constitution and the Bill of Rights are infallible, but amendments are bad (especially the 16th, but also other ones that give voting power to citizens).<br />
#Democracy is evil because America is [[shit nobody cares about|only a republic]]! That's why we don't vote for state representatives, and instead have a state representative assigned to each state with no input from its residents. Because that'd be a ''democratic'' republic, and that's bad!<br />
#The best way to respect individuality is to let those who are useless to society starve to death.<br />
#If you cast a shadow on someone else's lawn, you're trespassing.<br />
#If a plane flies over your house, they're trespassing. (Seriously, look it up).<br />
#[[truth|It's okay to eat babies so long as they're your own kids.]]<br />
#Taxation is theft. Charging rent is not.<br />
#The genius of the free market is that both the rich and poor get the choice of paying for expensive health care or dying.<br />
#You must remain perfectly silent any time someone else is nearby because forcing someone else's eardrums to vibrate violates the [[religion|non-aggression principle]].<br />
#Price gouging and monopolies are awesome! Don't like it? Then move to Russia, you commie!... even though Russia has the highest population of millionaires. <br />
#Government sucks! ...Except when they're using their resources to protect my personal property, which THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO BTW.<br />
#The Federal Reserve cannot be trusted to run a currency but some libertarian pothead called Bernard von NotHaus, the High Priest of "Free Marijuana Church of Honolulu" can. ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Dollar Seriously.])<br />
#Laws against statutory rape aren't necessary - there's nothing creepy at all about some dirty old man fucking a 13-year-old.<br />
#[[New Hampshire]] will become Heaven on Earth if enough libertarians move there.<br />
#[[Paradox|Corporatism is evil... but so is government intervention!]]<br />
#It is mandatory that all libertarians [[masturbation|jack off]] to pictures of Jew and/or Jew on a regular basis in order to remain healthy.<br />
#Herbert Hoover was a socialist.<br />
#[[Video games]] are art.<br />
#Economic liberalism is great because anyone can become rich if they work hard. What are monopolies and monopsonies?<br />
#Critiques of Libertarianism are [[Some argue|inherently]] invalid but conspiracy theories are legit.<br />
#The Industrial Revolution created utopias<br />
#Third-world countries should be allowed to have child labor because it accelerates societal development.<br />
#Socialism came out of nowhere one day.<br />
#Property, and the right thereto, are first-order realities and not social constructs at all.<br />
#Charity and selflessness are universally hailed as virtues. Therefore, Altruism is for sheeple!<br />
#[[Tea Party|END THE FED!]] It doesn't matter that the idea of a centralized bank was founded by the Founding Fathers and supported by the precursor to the Republican Party (known as the Federalists), or that most first world countries have a centralized bank. <br />
#End Social Security! People who are unemployed are just lazy! ...What? You can't work because you were hurt on the job? LOL SUX 2 B U!!1<br />
#Borders are stupid. Companies should be able to hire [[Mexicans|illegal immigrants]] so they don't have to pay minimum wage.<br />
#Believe business' rights trump people's rights. [http://news.discovery.com/human/court-upholds-right-to-patent-genes-110802.html]<br />
#There are only two political philosophies: pro-freedom (libertarianism) and pro-slavery (non-libertarianism).<br />
#Make fun of liberals for worshiping Obama and the mantra of "Hope" and "Change", all the while worshiping Ron Paul and shouting "RON PAUL R3VOLUTION!".<br />
#Believe all the founding fathers agreed on everything and were of one political philosophy: libertarianism, of course!<br />
#No one is owed anything for being born, not even necessities like food or shelter, but [[gun]]s are an important God-given right.<br />
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== Libertarianism and Autism ==<br />
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Libertarianism is expected to be included in the next edition of the [[DSM]] as a form of [[autism]], as part of a further partitioning of [[Asperger's Syndrome]] due to an overwhelming rise in its e-diagnosis. Libertarians share many qualities with the Ass Pies, but differ in the fact that they see themselves as incarnations of [[Ayn Rand]] and the characters in her novels, rather than as [[Otherkin|dragons or elves]].<br />
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==Libertarian heresy==<br />
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==Typical Libertarian Activities==<br />
[[Image:Gun boy.jpg|thumb|Typical libertarian. notice the pizza boxes because libertarians are too asocial to go out to get their own food.]]<br />
[[Image:Wsl.JPG|thumb|right|Even stoned 420chanfags know the truth about libertarianism.]]<br />
[[File:Book "poor save capitalism".jpg|thumb|Only $75 on amazon.com!]]<br />
[[Image:LibertarianPwned.jpg|thumb|He was treaded on...]]<br />
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* [[Bitch]]ing about how fucked up the government is, but doing nothing about it. See also: [[Hippies]]<br />
* Complaining about how evil the government is but praising Big Business and preaching that if we just get the mean ole government to leave businesses alone and give our bosses complete freedom that [[bullshit|capitalism will create a utopia]].<br />
* Complaining about gow government is tyranny, while praising corporations with an absolute top-down hierarchy that make their peons piss into a jar. <br />
* Majoring in Computer Science.<br />
* Acting like [[The Student Room#Gays|Jake Pearson from TSR]].<br />
* Using the word "Statist" as an insult at every possible opportunity.<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZSvUCPsr1E Calling atheists who do not have the same political views as they do "Statheists."] They claim that these [[atheists]] [[LOL WUT|worship the state to make up for a lack of religion.]]<br />
* Quoting George Orwell 24/7 and hating Socialists apparently without irony. <br />
* Not knowing that George Orwell was a [[Irony|massive socialist]].<br />
* Posting on Internet forums.<br />
* Thinking Lao Tzu was a libertarian, despite the fact the Tao Te Ching was a guide for emperors on how to rule effectively, thereby being the [[Machiavelli]] of the East.<br />
* Thinking EVERYONE they like is a libertarian.<br />
* Sitting in a dark room with only a shotgun for company, waiting for a nigger to break in to their home.<br />
* Bitching about how much money gets taken out of their paychecks for stupid shit like roads, schools, and feeding [[niggers|hungry children]].<br />
* [http://www.wendymcelroy.com/e107_plugins/content/content.php?content.104 Bitching] about how voting is anti-freedom<br />
* Complaining that the new smoking bans and seat belt laws takes away their ''[[freedom]]''.<br />
* Copy-pasting the rants of the craziest televangelists and replacing "Satan" with "the government."<br />
* Jerking off to [[Ayn Rand|''The Fountainhead'', ''Anthem'', ''Atlas Shrugged'']], and anything else written by [[Anne Frank|Jewish whores]] with an [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|unwarranted sense of self-importance]].<br />
* Thinking of ways to get back at the "jocks" who picked on them in grade school.<br />
* Acting exactly like the kid from ''The Catcher in the Rye''.<br />
* Having [[WolfJLupus|sex with their dogs]].<br />
* Being the ranking [[douche]]bags of the planet.<br />
* Hanging around [http://www.nazi.org/ this page]or [http://www.voxday.blogspot.com/ this one].<br />
* Crying about how minimum wages and anti-child labor laws are morally wrong and a great threat to [[freedom]].<br />
* Preach personal responsibility but blame others for their shortcomings when things go wrong (Note: This characteristic may also apply to conservatives and liberals as much as it does libertarians)<br />
* Post [[Ron Paul]] endorsements in every [[YouTube]] video they come across<br />
* Having sex with children.<br />
* Privately masturbate to the murder of a government employee while publicly denouncing the murder as an [[Scientology|initiation of force]].<br />
* Brag about how they're a real American because they "own property" e.g. a pickup truck and an acre of land in Oklahoma with a manufactured home on it, but get butthurt and backpedal when you point out to them that both of them are actually owned by the bank they pay money to every month.<br />
* Petition [[Fleshlight]] to introduce an [[Ayn Rand]] model.<br />
* Moving to [[Austria]] for the [[Josef Fritzl|Austrian Economics]].<br />
* Saying "[[Cult|You sound more like a libertarian]]" to anyone who doesn't have strict liberal or conservative views on every issue.<br />
* Building and worshiping shrines to honor their fair and just corporate overlords<br />
* Posting their Ayn Rand/NRA slash fanfic collection on [[k/|/k/]].<br />
* Calling the government "a monopoly" while denying they exist, and confusing economics with politics. <br />
** Not seeing the hypocrisy of calling the government a monopoly when in a privatized libertarian world, a single corporate overlord really would rule the country.<br />
*Bitching that hate speech are just words and therefore shouldn't be made a crime because of free speech, yet making hate speech a bannable offense on their forums.<br />
* [[Piracy|Pirating]] software despite preaching that people work hard for their money.<br />
* Joining [[NAMBLA]]<br />
* Posting [[TL;DR]] rants on how capitalism is awesome in response to people talking bad about the rich.<br />
* Bitching about how equality no longer makes being a white male special anymore.<br />
* Comparing every (and we do mean every) police arrest to Nazis putting Jews in concentration camp.<br />
* Calling the president a failure because he didn't get all his promises accomplished in the first 20 seconds of his inauguration, meanwhile their party's been around since [[At least 100 years ago|1971]] and [[Fail|has yet to accomplish anything]].<br />
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==[[Oxymoron|Libertarian Mating Habits]]==<br />
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Libertarians attract [[fag|mates]] by posting [[shit_nobody_cares_about|all kinds of lame shit]] about the [[John_Kerry|Illuminati]] and [[JEWS_DID_WTC|Masonic conspiracies]] in [[conservative]] forums and blogs, as well as in the [[IMDb]] subforums for any movies that have anything to do with [[politics]], as well as positing why the producers of any Gulf War I and II movies [[Why_do_you_hate_America?|hate America]].<br />
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Libertarians also spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about not being able to get dates, a fact which they attribute to women for being [[slut|dimwitted, manipulative, self-loathing harlots]] who dig [[rich and beautiful|assholes]], because intelligent, [[emo|emotionally sensitive]] women would certainly date them otherwise. It couldn't POSSIBLY be that women [[DO NOT WANT|are generally repulsed by]] [[fat]], [[neckbeard]]ed chauvinists who spend all their time on the [[internets]] arguing about [[Linux]] and stroking their own egos ([[lol]], [[irony|personal responsibility]]). Closely related to "[[nice guys]]", except malcontented and oafish.<br />
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==Famous Libertarians==<br />
[[File:Libertarios.jpg|thumb|The deregulated cereal comes with poisons,rusty nails,[[drugs]],barbaric [[guns|murder devices]],and much more!]]<br />
* [[Waco|David Koresh]]<br />
* [[Glenn Beck]]<br />
* [[Terrorist| Timothy McVeigh]]<br />
* [[Alex Jones]] (Before [[Trump|2015]])<br />
* [[Ayn Rand]]<br />
* [[Stephen Colbert]]<br />
* [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/ Milton Friedman]<br />
* [[Golden Road.net|Drew Carey]] (before [[Joe Biden|2020]])<br />
* [[Jimbo Wales]] (Which makes no sense, because he founded [[Wikipedia]], the biggest "[[Anarchism|Anarcho]]-[[Communist]]" society ever to be inhabited entirely by [[virgin]]s)<br />
* Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of ''[[South Park]]''<br />
* [[Margaret Thatcher]]<br />
* [[Penn & Teller]] (before 2020)<br />
* [[Weev]]<br />
* [[Dinosaur|Michael Crichton]]<br />
* Robert Anton Wilson<br />
* Tommy Chong<br />
* Clint Eastwood<br />
* Neil Peart<br />
* Tim Wilson<br />
* Terry Pratchett<br />
* [[Perverted Justice|Xavier Von Erck]]<br />
* [[Ron Paul]]<br />
* [[Ron Swanson]]<br />
* [[Vox Day]]<br />
* Doug Stanhope<br />
* Vince Vaughn<br />
* [[Faggot|Rob Schneider]]<br />
* [[Porn|Marilyn Chambers]]<br />
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==Libertarianism on The Intertubes==<br />
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[[Image:LibertarianDebateMethod.png|thumb|500px|right|The average internet Libertarian.]]<br />
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[[some argue|Some say]] that libertarianism is growing in popularity due to [[President Barack Obama]]'s [[fascist]], [[socialist]], [[Nazi]], [[liberal]], [[fag|progressive]] policies. Luckily for [[you]], this popularity has resulted in a plethora of [[facebook|websites]] and [[old_media|publications]] dedicated to the [[trolling|intellectual discussion of lolbertarianism]]. As expected, most libertarians found on the tubes are old and thus have never heard of trolling, let alone a [[meme]]. <br />
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In addition to the typical libertarian [[basement_dweller|hangouts]], there is a [[LiveJournal]] [[community]] dedicated to {{ljcomm|user=libertarianism}}. Reading it is a lot like [[fuck]]ing a beehive. The [[community]] mostly serves as a forum for discussing [[bestiality]] and [[necrophilia]].<br />
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==How to piss off a Libertarian==<br />
[[File:How to cure libertarians.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Hey, why not? You paid for that bulldozer, right?]]<br />
You can [[troll]] in the following ways:<br />
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#Ask them about the Civil Rights Act, they will go around your question and say its a "Property rights issue", when in fact they are closet racist.<br />
#Ask them how and why what the government does is bad, you'll just get "[[FAIL|because...TEH GUBBMINT!!]]", with no real logical answer backed up with facts.<br />
#Remind them that public roads is socialism, and using them makes you a socialist. The Libertarian response would be "[[ALL CAPS|THE GOVERNMENT IS A MONOPOLY, I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!111]]" (this remark will make them go ape shit!)<br />
#Also bring up that public schools are funded by the government; you see, every Losertarian went to a public school but yet they call for abolishing public schools, which is where over [[OVER 9000|9000%]] of them all went!<br />
#Remind them that Ron Paul can never become President because he's a 9/11 [[truther]].<br />
#Most Libertarians are young, uneducated college dropouts that work minimum wage jobs; ask them about minimum wage, and if they are willing to get paid $1.00 /hr - the typical Losertarian response would be "[[PWNED|*cricket*............................*cricket*]]"<br />
#[[Troll]] Ron Paul forums, call for major foreign intervention and military bases everywhere.<br />
#Call them [[conspiracy theorist]]. Libertards hate that!<br />
#Tell them that Thomas Jefferson (Libertarians' favorite person), said good things about the [[Illuminati]] and supported Adam Weishaupt [[NWO|ZIONIST JESUIT VATICAN NWO!!1]].<br />
#Ask them, [[Why do you hate America?| WHY U HATE 'MURKA]]?<br />
#Since they hate the government, ask them how they feel about [[pedo]] laws - Libertarians' obviously being for free choice/free will, they will most likely go around your question and say "[[EPIC FAIL|I DON'T SUPPORT SEX WITH MINORS!!1]], but not answer your question. If they say yes on keeping it illegal, they are [[socialist|COMMIE BASTARDS]], if they say no - [[dinosaur|tehy are 50 year old closet pedos!1]].<br />
# Suggest the PATRIOT ACT is constitutional.<br />
# Agree with any form of taxation.<br />
# If they try a motto like "Taxation without representation!", ask them if they live in Washington, DC, Puerto Rico, or any US outlying territory. If they say no, then point out that there's a reason they're called "State ''representatives''".<br />
# Make up elaborate [[lie]]s about how government interference is directly correlated with general happiness and [[Drug#cocaine|coke]] supply, forcing them to do actual work to prove you wrong.<br />
# Espouse the virtues of eugenics and see how many "freedom-lovers" actually agree with you.<br />
# Create a thread titled "DATING TIPS," pretend to be an [[Lie|athletic, attractive, emotionally-sensitive Libertarian with good job security]], post a sob-story about not being able to get a girlfriend and watch it grow to [[over 9000]] pages about the naïveté of women and how Libertarians are better lovers.<br />
# Remind them the Internet was invented by the government.<br />
# Ask them to explain the Electoral College in their own words. If they start talking about the voting process, point out that republics don't have a voting system.<br />
# Be a minority (specifically a [[woman]])... unless you are using a [[Facebook]] [[sockpuppet]] account, in which case, make her [[tits_or_gtfo|very hot]]. <br />
# Tell them [[Ron Paul]] is a racist and is supported by the [[KKK]].<br />
# Ask them to name a single Libertarian community that worked in the real-world. If they mention WW2 Catalonia, add on "in the long term" and "those were [[hippies|communes]] and refugee camps, you fucktard".<br />
# Mention government or 'socialistic' successes and private sector endeavors failures.<br />
# Show them [[The Story of Ricky|Riki-Oh]] to demonstrate why privatizing prisons would be a bad idea. <br />
# Praise the [[shit no one cares about|Labor Theory of Value]].<br />
# Tell them that libertarianism is anarchy for rich people (because it's true, lol)<br />
# Say FDR and Abraham Lincoln were the best US presidents.<br />
# Point out the fact libertarianism is just a type of [[conservatism]]<br />
# Ask them why they hate the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/sixteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution 16th amendment] when they claim to love the Constitution<br />
# Spout conspiracy theories about how Ayn Rand was a soviet double agent or how Thomas Jefferson was trolling when he wrote the Declaration of Independence. This should actually be pretty easy, as libertarians are known to take to conspiracies faster than [[My Chemical Romance|MCR]] to a cock.<br />
# Tell them that Ben Franklin used state money to fund a hospital.<br />
# Tell them you're voting for Bob Barr.<br />
# <s>Link them to [http://world.std.com/~mhuben/faq.html this]</s>.<br />
# Treat Libertarianism and [[Objectivism]] as synonyms (because they are, lol)<br />
# Point out that the Green Party supports pot legalization, too<br />
# Use [[Bioshock]] as an example of why a Libertarian society can never exist (be careful, some of them are stupid enough to think Rapture was a utopia)<br />
# Ask them what they think of monopolies and trustbusting.<br />
# Ask them how old they were when they became a Libertarian. 99% of the time they will have been under 16. Then say they were too young to understand politics.<br />
# Tell them that Somalia seems like a nice libertarian haven.<br />
# Point out that the news and media are businesses and see how many "Defenders of Liberty" want the government to close those down they disagree with.<br />
# Say anything positive about the [[pigs|police]].<br />
# Comment that Dennis Kucinich is the Ron Paul of the left.<br />
# Tell them you are a [[leftard|left-libertarian]]. Be sure to back this up by being liberal on any social issue.<br />
# Point out that the only way to stop oppression without government interference is through [[hippies|community organizing]].<br />
# [http://www.lewrockwell.com/paul/paul98.html Run for president as a Republican, don't stfu about how terrible federal bans are...and then vote for federal bans.]<br />
# Tell married libertarians that if they want the federal government out of their business, they should get a divorce and live in sin.<br />
# Mention how much it upsets you that [[Glenn Beck Raped And Murdered A Young Girl In 1990]].<br />
# Explain to them how large companies always end up using or creating government in order to enforce a monopoly and that a free market can't exist if there's a coerced monopoly.<br />
# Ask them how they, a redneck living in his mother's basement with no experience in law (other than getting arrested for illegal firearms possession), know more about the Constitution than law school graduates and a [[Black Jesus|constitutional scholar]].<br />
# Ask what they think about the [[WBC]] and the state laws preventing them from protesting funerals. This will trick them into not only saying that they support the evil gubment, which should always be wrong, but that they're against freedom of speech which is in the ZOMG CUNTSTITTOOSHUN!!!!11<br />
#Inform them that the word libertarian was first used in a political sense by a [[communist]].<br />
# Hire a construction firm for a day. Dig up the road outside their house, pull down the streetlights, and pour concrete into their sewer. Then ring their doorbell and give them a bucket and spade and a cheap flashlight with no batteries. Explain that you have stepped in to help them in their quest to relieve US taxpayers and the objects you are giving them are a leaving gift from the state.<br />
# Ask them where in history libertarianism has ever worked<br />
# Remind them that true Marxism is the complete absence of government. Especially when they're saying liberals are dumb and uneducated for supporting it.<br />
# Ask them to name one victory the "[[Rednecks| well regulated militia]]" has had, while mentioning all the [[The War of Northern Aggression|victories]] [[World War I|the GUBBMINT's army]] [[World War II|has accomplished]].<br />
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==Detroit:The libertarian paradise==<br />
[[File:Teabaggers drone.png|thumb|The solution to the disease that is libertarianism]]<br />
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|<center>'''Poisoned food is the libertarian ideal.'''</center><br />
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|<center>'''This is what libertarians actually believe'''</center><br />
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==See Also==<br />
* [[Yellow fever]] - libertarian guys will have an azn wife 9/10 times.<br />
* [[Alex Jones]]<br />
* [[Atheism]]<br />
* [[Autism]] <br />
* [[Bronies]]<br />
* [[Christianity]]<br />
* [[cropperb]]<br />
* [[Fedora]]<br />
* [[Furries]]<br />
*[[Gary Johnson]]<br />
* [[Glenn Beck]]<br />
* [[Men's Rights Activist]]<br />
* [[Randroid]]<br />
* [[Ron Paul]]<br />
* [[Basement]]<br />
* [[Basement-dweller]]<br />
* [[Tea Party]]<br />
* [[Lemon Party]]<br />
* ''[[The Guardian]]''<br />
* [[Bitcoin]]<br />
* [[Objectivism]]<br />
* [[I am an American conservative shitheel]]<br />
* [[Libertarian Fox]]<br />
* [[Alt-right]] Were ex-libertarians migrate to after they realize [[truth|only white men care about “freedom”]]<br />
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==External Links==<br />
[[File:Mall of america crowd dispersal warning.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The Ghost of Christmas Future]]<br />
* If you need simple replies to debunk their crap, [http://world.std.com/~mhuben/faq.html refer to this non-libertarian FAQ.] (Drives them crazy.)<br />
* [http://www.thepowerhour.com/index.html Average libertarians]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6xWGvdRQ9Q Easy trolling]<br />
* [http://libertariansforkucinich.wordpress.com/ Libertarians trolling their own]<br />
* [http://www.reason.com/blog/ "Reason" Magazine's blog]; yes, comments are enabled<br />
* [http://www.libertapedia.org Libertapedia]<br />
* [http://world.std.com/~mhuben/libindex.html Trolling libertarians since 1994]<br />
==Libetarianism is autism==<br />
*[http://www.demos.org/blog/10/28/13/libertarians-are-huge-fans-economic-coercion Libertarians Are Huge Fans of Economic Coercion ]<br />
*[http://www.desmogblog.com/2013/02/11/tea-party-tobacco-everywhere-always TEA Party: Tobacco Everywhere Always:]<br />
*[http://tobaccocontrol.bmj.com/content/early/2013/02/07/tobaccocontrol-2012-050815.abstract ‘To quarterback behind the scenes, third-party efforts’: the tobacco industry and the Tea Party]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltnBOrCB7I Milton Friedman Defends the Ford Pinto Deathtrap:]<br />
*[http://www.businessinsider.com/ludwig-von-mises-implies-being-a-savage-animal-is-ok-2011-10 Ludwig Von Mises Implies Being a Savage Animal Is Ok!]<br />
*[http://bgamall.hubpages.com/hub/The-Ugly-Side-of-Libertarianism-No-Aid-for-Tornado-Victims The Ugly Side of Libertarianism: No Aid for Tornado Victims]<br />
*[http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2012/08/mark-ames-paul-ryans-guru-ayn-rand-worshipped-a-serial-killer-who-kidnapped-and-dismembered-little-girls.html Paul Ryan’s Guru Ayn Rand Worshipped a Serial Killer Who Kidnapped and Dismembered Little Girls]<br />
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{{timeline|Featured article December 28 & 29, [[2012]]|[[Christmas]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[2012 (year)]]}}<br />
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[[Category: Drama-generating techniques]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Brian_Isaack_Clyde&diff=1922107Brian Isaack Clyde2025-05-21T21:16:13Z<p>Legroyper: /* See Also */</p>
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<div>{{spoiler|even [[Asa Coon]] did better than him looooool}}<br />
{{achtung|BIGGEST FAIL OF 2019 BY FAR}}<br />
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[[File:Deadclyde.jpg|thumb|center|600px|Got [[pwned]] by [[cops|the pigs]], good riddance.]]<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Brian Isaack Clyde'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 30, 1996}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|June 17, 2019 (aged 22)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Armyfag, [[basement dweller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|[[fail|injured 1 lmao]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not by a long shot}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
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When you think of all the [[faggots]] who failed at going on a [[High Score|rampage]], who comes to mind? The fatass [[Asa Coon]]? [[Brandon Clegg]]? Maybe even ED's own [[AlGore]]? Well, just as your stupid ass was thinking about it, '''A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!''' After being fed up with being ass-raped constantly in boot camp, some 22-year-old [[army]]fag from [[Texas]] named '''Brian Isaack Clyde''' decided to go postal [[WTF|near a government building]] for some fucking reason. He looked like he was ready to cause some [[lulz]], due to his military training and being armed with an [[Assault Rifle|assault rifle]] with several mags and military gear. Unfortunately, no lulz were gained that day. Brian didn't think that shooting up a public building would probably result in him getting [[b&]] from life. He tried to shoot his way out of his troubles ('''WHILE HITTING NO ONE'''), but the cops pulled up with the [[Party Van|van]] and [[and nothing of value was lost|shot him dead]]. For some reason, the cops tried to revive this neckbeard but alas, Clyde died in a puddle of his own piss. Then everyone went about their day, and in a matter of hours [[old media|no one]] remembered this fucker even shot up anything because he was that much of a failure.<br />
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If anything is to be gained from this, it just shows that [[Columbine|edgy kids]], [[Cho Seung-Hui|Azns]], [[Adam Lanza|autists]], [[Stephen Paddock|washed-up old men]], and even [[Omar Mateen|Muslims]] are better at mass shootings than a trained soldier.<br />
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==Hilarious Video Manifesto==<br />
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|I don’t know how much longer I have, but the f—ing storm is coming.|Later failed at bringing the storm.<br />
|This storm is about to pay for kicking me off my porch.|[[Porch monkey]], lol.}}<br />
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[[File:2019 Dallas Courthouse Shooting (Texas).mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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==See Also==<br />
<br />
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Better Texas gunslinger who became the top scorer on the US servers of 2019.<br />
*[[Woo Bum-kon]] - Soldier shooter done right.<br />
*[[Ian David Long]] - American soldier with a decent score.<br />
*[[Fail]]<br />
*[[High Score]]<br />
*[[Texas]]<br />
*[[Libertarianism]]<br />
*[[Mass Shooting]]<br />
*[[Sol Pais]] - His female counterpart.<br />
*[[Asa Coon]] - His fat counterpart.<br />
*[[William Atchison]] - His ED counterpart.<br />
*[[Logan Clark]] - His knifer counterpart.<br />
*[[Cesar Sayoc]] - His bomber counterpart.<br />
<br />
{{Elliot Rodger}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
[[Category:IRL Shit]]<br />
[[Category:People]]<br />
[[Category:2019]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Waukesha_Parade_Attack&diff=1922106Waukesha Parade Attack2025-05-21T20:56:38Z<p>Legroyper: </p>
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<div>{{aroundblacks}}<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Darrell-brooks-waukesha-suspect-ht-jc-211122 1637613254085 hpMain 16x9 992.jpg]]|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Darrell Brooks'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 21, [[1980s|1982]] ({{age|1982|2|21}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 62}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|38th]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White Genocide|Anti-colonialism]] }}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On November 21st 2021, moments prior to the '''Waukesha Parade Attack''', a [[nigger]] named '''Darrell Edward Brooks Jr.''' was playing Carmageddon on his old [[Nintendo 64]] console. He imagined himself killing [[white people]] with his SUV and getting some [[street cred]] from the [[Jews|trustworthy mainstream media]]. He announced his plan on his [[Twatter]] account, got into his car and found his targets: a bunch of innocent white kids, and some [[Lemonparty|old people]]. He ended up Owning 6 noobs and [[Fail|missing 62 shots]]<br />
<br />
== Darrell Brooks ==<br />
[[File:ishowspeedblowjob.gif|thumb|right|Darrell, in happier times.]]<br />
<br />
Darrell was your average nigger: black, violent, [[Sick fuck|a child rapist]] and addicted to [[drug]]s. He was so addicted to drugs that he had to go to [[Jail|rehab centers]] [[at least 100]] times, and one of these times, he was interviewed by some guys making a documentary, where he expressed [[Lie|his desire to improve as a person, and to give his son a better life]], which even convinced the [[retard]]s making the documentary that he [[Fucktard|actually meant it]]. <br />
<br />
In fact, he meant it so much that he [[Lol|went on to get arrested a couple more times for strangling some faggot, domestic abuse, and bail jumping]], and even got arrested for firing a shot from a [[Typical|stolen firearm]] at his nephew and '''having meth''' in his pockets one year before he went Full Nigger, but due to [[Coronavirus|recent events]], he was [[WTF|allowed to leave police custody after his bail was lowered to 500 dollars]]. And in typical nigger fashion, he was then arrested once more for stalking his ex, forcing her to get in his car, and [[Lulz|then ran her over]]. Unfortunately for him, she survived and he was taken back to [[Jail|Nigger University]], with that incident being a learning experience for the [[Nigger|Dindu]].<br />
<br />
But due to the law being pro-nigger, he was put on $1000 bail and released. And just like clockwork, the [[cop]]s were called to his ex's house after the two had an argument, but he left before the pigs could turn up.<br />
<br />
<center><youtube>BbyeFUJrqBY</youtube></center><br />
<center>'''The documentary in question. He appears around 10 minutes in.'''</center><br />
<br />
=== His (C)Rap Career ===<br />
<br />
That's right, this nigger, just like every other Basketball American out there, liked rap, and saw it as his way to [[Drugs|achieve]] [[Money|success]], and so, he opened up a [[JewTube]] account and called himself [[Gay|Mathboi Fly]]. Of note here is his music video for his shitty song called "Half a Ticket". Pay very close attention to the red SUV in the background. And [[when you see it]]...<br />
<br />
[[File:Darrell_SUV.png|thumb|center|500px|[[OH SHI-]] ]]<br />
<br />
== IRL Carmaggedon ==<br />
<br />
His ex calling the cops was the [[Penis|straw]] that [[Raeped|broke]] the nigger's [[Ass|back]], and using his crappy SUV, he then drove to some faggy parade to calm down, where he was set upon by [[at least 100]] cracKKKers, and just like every good [[Nigger|American]], he used his right to [[Murder|self-defense]] and [[James Alex Fields|ran over anyone that got in his path]], before fleeing.<br />
<br />
He then ended up on the front door of some rando and asked him for help, the only issue being is that he [[Doing it wrong|used his red SUV to get to the man's house]]. After realizing that he was dealing with the nigger behind the wheel, he called the cops and our [[Nigger|hero]] finally got v&.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Gameplay Footage ==<br />
<br />
<center>[[File:WaukeshaAttackFootage.mp4]]</center><br />
<br />
<br />
==Trial==<br />
<br />
[[File:DarrelObjection.jpeg|thumb|OBJECTION!!!]]<br />
<br />
Darrel Brooks is a sovereign citizen, so obviously his trial was an absolute shitshow where he got a lot of media attention for his eccentric behavior, just like the Norway mass murderer.<br />
<br />
The judge, thoroughly fed up with such contempt, sentenced him to life in Azkaban, where he will be on an-hero watch to ensure the tax payers do not get a break.<br />
<br />
He was also ordered to pay over half a million shekels in restitution, although it is unknown wherehe will get such a large sum.<br />
<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
{{GradedScore|6|[[You suck|(and 62 injured)]]|10|It's a car, it's not that hard.|10|Typical "plow into the crowd" action|20|Crackers got mad|15|Paroled and got away with it (and 11 months later got jailed)|61|C-|Not enough whites killed, but it's still worth it}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|That’s fair from the clarification of how you just clarified.<br />
|Brooks<br />
|Null and invoid<br />
|Brooks<br />
|How are you even a judge?<br />
|Brooks<br />
|I do not identify by that name nor do I know anyone by that name. We go through this every time I come here. EVERY TIME I come here.<br />
|Totally not Brooks.<br />
|the court is well aware that I'm not a licensed attorney.<br />
|Brooks<br />
|Burn in hell you piece of shit.<br />
|Angry Anon<br />
|Grounz.<br />
|Brookz<br />
|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center><br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:BrooksBible.jpg<br />
File:FortBrooks.jpg<br />
File:ShirtlessBackBrooks.jpg<br />
File:DarrellTurtle.jpg<br />
File:BrooksStare.jpeg|When stuff keeps getting sustained:<br />
File:DarrelRestitution.jpg|[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]? Is that you?<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<center>{{frame|{{videoframe|nootnoot|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>C-98ufy-eyI</youtube><br />
|<youtube>C9uZ1gOm6vo</youtube><br />
|<youtube>h2oSlQTfPfM</youtube><br />
|<youtube>97QPwFW-sAs</youtube><br />
|<youtube>BWcEPCaVmns</youtube>}}<br />
|border=white|background=white}}</center><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[Black Lives Matter]]<br />
*[[Dallas Police Shootings]] - First pro-nigger extremist attack<br />
*[[James Alex Fields]] - Also tried getting the High Score with a car, [[Fail|but only killed some fat cunt and got scared off by Antifa]]<br />
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]]<br />
*[[Nigger]] - duh<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Furry]] filth who avenged those murdered by this nigger<br />
*[[Robert Crimo]] - Also a JewTube rapper. Minus points for being Mexican and Jewish, but did marginally better than this nigger.<br />
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - The second [[Black Supremacy|nigger supremacist]] to use a car<br />
*[[White Extinction]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*{{Wikilink|Waukesha_Christmas_parade_attack|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{Reddit|DarrellBrooksJr|Subreddit}}<br />
*{{Reddit|WaukeshaParadeTrial|Other sub}}<br />
<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{terrorists}}<br />
{{Niggers}}<br />
[[category:2021]]<br />
[[category:IRL Shit]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Waukesha_Parade_Attack&diff=1922104Waukesha Parade Attack2025-05-21T20:48:11Z<p>Legroyper: </p>
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{{ib|[[File:Darrell-brooks-waukesha-suspect-ht-jc-211122 1637613254085 hpMain 16x9 992.jpg]]<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Darrell Brooks'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 21, [[1980s|1982]] ({{age|1982|2|21}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 62}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|38th]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White Genocide|Anti-colonialism]] }}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On November 21st 2021, moments prior to the '''Waukesha Parade Attack''', a [[nigger]] named '''Darrell Edward Brooks Jr.''' was playing Carmageddon on his old [[Nintendo 64]] console. He imagined himself killing [[white people]] with his SUV and getting some [[street cred]] from the [[Jews|trustworthy mainstream media]]. He announced his plan on his [[Twatter]] account, got into his car and found his targets: a bunch of innocent white kids, and some [[Lemonparty|old people]]. He ended up Owning 6 noobs and [[Fail|missing 62 shots]]<br />
<br />
== Darrell Brooks ==<br />
[[File:ishowspeedblowjob.gif|thumb|right|Darrell, in happier times.]]<br />
<br />
Darrell was your average nigger: black, violent, [[Sick fuck|a child rapist]] and addicted to [[drug]]s. He was so addicted to drugs that he had to go to [[Jail|rehab centers]] [[at least 100]] times, and one of these times, he was interviewed by some guys making a documentary, where he expressed [[Lie|his desire to improve as a person, and to give his son a better life]], which even convinced the [[retard]]s making the documentary that he [[Fucktard|actually meant it]]. <br />
<br />
In fact, he meant it so much that he [[Lol|went on to get arrested a couple more times for strangling some faggot, domestic abuse, and bail jumping]], and even got arrested for firing a shot from a [[Typical|stolen firearm]] at his nephew and '''having meth''' in his pockets one year before he went Full Nigger, but due to [[Coronavirus|recent events]], he was [[WTF|allowed to leave police custody after his bail was lowered to 500 dollars]]. And in typical nigger fashion, he was then arrested once more for stalking his ex, forcing her to get in his car, and [[Lulz|then ran her over]]. Unfortunately for him, she survived and he was taken back to [[Jail|Nigger University]], with that incident being a learning experience for the [[Nigger|Dindu]].<br />
<br />
But due to the law being pro-nigger, he was put on $1000 bail and released. And just like clockwork, the [[cop]]s were called to his ex's house after the two had an argument, but he left before the pigs could turn up.<br />
<br />
<center><youtube>BbyeFUJrqBY</youtube></center><br />
<center>'''The documentary in question. He appears around 10 minutes in.'''</center><br />
<br />
=== His (C)Rap Career ===<br />
<br />
That's right, this nigger, just like every other Basketball American out there, liked rap, and saw it as his way to [[Drugs|achieve]] [[Money|success]], and so, he opened up a [[JewTube]] account and called himself [[Gay|Mathboi Fly]]. Of note here is his music video for his shitty song called "Half a Ticket". Pay very close attention to the red SUV in the background. And [[when you see it]]...<br />
<br />
[[File:Darrell_SUV.png|thumb|center|500px|[[OH SHI-]] ]]<br />
<br />
== IRL Carmaggedon ==<br />
<br />
His ex calling the cops was the [[Penis|straw]] that [[Raeped|broke]] the nigger's [[Ass|back]], and using his crappy SUV, he then drove to some faggy parade to calm down, where he was set upon by [[at least 100]] cracKKKers, and just like every good [[Nigger|American]], he used his right to [[Murder|self-defense]] and [[James Alex Fields|ran over anyone that got in his path]], before fleeing.<br />
<br />
He then ended up on the front door of some rando and asked him for help, the only issue being is that he [[Doing it wrong|used his red SUV to get to the man's house]]. After realizing that he was dealing with the nigger behind the wheel, he called the cops and our [[Nigger|hero]] finally got v&.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Gameplay Footage ==<br />
<br />
<center>[[File:WaukeshaAttackFootage.mp4]]</center><br />
<br />
<br />
==Trial==<br />
<br />
[[File:DarrelObjection.jpeg|thumb|OBJECTION!!!]]<br />
<br />
Darrel Brooks is a sovereign citizen, so obviously his trial was an absolute shitshow where he got a lot of media attention for his eccentric behavior, just like the Norway mass murderer.<br />
<br />
The judge, thoroughly fed up with such contempt, sentenced him to life in Azkaban, where he will be on an-hero watch to ensure the tax payers do not get a break.<br />
<br />
He was also ordered to pay over half a million shekels in restitution, although it is unknown wherehe will get such a large sum.<br />
<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
{{GradedScore|6|[[You suck|(and 62 injured)]]|10|It's a car, it's not that hard.|10|Typical "plow into the crowd" action|20|Crackers got mad|15|Paroled and got away with it (and 11 months later got jailed)|61|C-|Not enough whites killed, but it's still worth it}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|That’s fair from the clarification of how you just clarified.<br />
|Brooks<br />
|Null and invoid<br />
|Brooks<br />
|How are you even a judge?<br />
|Brooks<br />
|I do not identify by that name nor do I know anyone by that name. We go through this every time I come here. EVERY TIME I come here.<br />
|Totally not Brooks.<br />
|the court is well aware that I'm not a licensed attorney.<br />
|Brooks<br />
|Burn in hell you piece of shit.<br />
|Angry Anon<br />
|Grounz.<br />
|Brookz<br />
|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center><br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:BrooksBible.jpg<br />
File:FortBrooks.jpg<br />
File:ShirtlessBackBrooks.jpg<br />
File:DarrellTurtle.jpg<br />
File:BrooksStare.jpeg|When stuff keeps getting sustained:<br />
File:DarrelRestitution.jpg|[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]? Is that you?<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<center>{{frame|{{videoframe|nootnoot|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>C-98ufy-eyI</youtube><br />
|<youtube>C9uZ1gOm6vo</youtube><br />
|<youtube>h2oSlQTfPfM</youtube><br />
|<youtube>97QPwFW-sAs</youtube><br />
|<youtube>BWcEPCaVmns</youtube>}}<br />
|border=white|background=white}}</center><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[Black Lives Matter]]<br />
*[[Dallas Police Shootings]] - First pro-nigger extremist attack<br />
*[[James Alex Fields]] - Also tried getting the High Score with a car, [[Fail|but only killed some fat cunt and got scared off by Antifa]]<br />
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]]<br />
*[[Nigger]] - duh<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Furry]] filth who avenged those murdered by this nigger<br />
*[[Robert Crimo]] - Also a JewTube rapper. Minus points for being Mexican and Jewish, but did marginally better than this nigger.<br />
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - The second [[Black Supremacy|nigger supremacist]] to use a car<br />
*[[White Extinction]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*{{Wikilink|Waukesha_Christmas_parade_attack|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{Reddit|DarrellBrooksJr|Subreddit}}<br />
*{{Reddit|WaukeshaParadeTrial|Other sub}}<br />
<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{terrorists}}<br />
{{Niggers}}<br />
[[category:2021]]<br />
[[category:IRL Shit]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Waukesha_Parade_Attack&diff=1922103Waukesha Parade Attack2025-05-21T20:34:55Z<p>Legroyper: </p>
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{{ib|[[File:Darrell-brooks-waukesha-suspect-ht-jc-211122 1637613254085 hpMain 16x9 992.jpg]] |400px]<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Darrell Brooks'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 21, [[1980s|1982]] ({{age|1982|2|21}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 62}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|38th]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White Genocide|Anti-colonialism]] }}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On November 21st 2021, moments prior to the '''Waukesha Parade Attack''', a [[nigger]] named '''Darrell Edward Brooks Jr.''' was playing Carmageddon on his old [[Nintendo 64]] console. He imagined himself killing [[white people]] with his SUV and getting some [[street cred]] from the [[Jews|trustworthy mainstream media]]. He announced his plan on his [[Twatter]] account, got into his car and found his targets: a bunch of innocent white kids, and some [[Lemonparty|old people]]. He ended up Owning 6 noobs and [[Fail|missing 62 shots]]<br />
<br />
== Darrell Brooks ==<br />
[[File:ishowspeedblowjob.gif|thumb|right|Darrell, in happier times.]]<br />
<br />
Darrell was your average nigger: black, violent, [[Sick fuck|a child rapist]] and addicted to [[drug]]s. He was so addicted to drugs that he had to go to [[Jail|rehab centers]] [[at least 100]] times, and one of these times, he was interviewed by some guys making a documentary, where he expressed [[Lie|his desire to improve as a person, and to give his son a better life]], which even convinced the [[retard]]s making the documentary that he [[Fucktard|actually meant it]]. <br />
<br />
In fact, he meant it so much that he [[Lol|went on to get arrested a couple more times for strangling some faggot, domestic abuse, and bail jumping]], and even got arrested for firing a shot from a [[Typical|stolen firearm]] at his nephew and '''having meth''' in his pockets one year before he went Full Nigger, but due to [[Coronavirus|recent events]], he was [[WTF|allowed to leave police custody after his bail was lowered to 500 dollars]]. And in typical nigger fashion, he was then arrested once more for stalking his ex, forcing her to get in his car, and [[Lulz|then ran her over]]. Unfortunately for him, she survived and he was taken back to [[Jail|Nigger University]], with that incident being a learning experience for the [[Nigger|Dindu]].<br />
<br />
But due to the law being pro-nigger, he was put on $1000 bail and released. And just like clockwork, the [[cop]]s were called to his ex's house after the two had an argument, but he left before the pigs could turn up.<br />
<br />
<center><youtube>BbyeFUJrqBY</youtube></center><br />
<center>'''The documentary in question. He appears around 10 minutes in.'''</center><br />
<br />
=== His (C)Rap Career ===<br />
<br />
That's right, this nigger, just like every other Basketball American out there, liked rap, and saw it as his way to [[Drugs|achieve]] [[Money|success]], and so, he opened up a [[JewTube]] account and called himself [[Gay|Mathboi Fly]]. Of note here is his music video for his shitty song called "Half a Ticket". Pay very close attention to the red SUV in the background. And [[when you see it]]...<br />
<br />
[[File:Darrell_SUV.png|thumb|center|500px|[[OH SHI-]] ]]<br />
<br />
== IRL Carmaggedon ==<br />
<br />
His ex calling the cops was the [[Penis|straw]] that [[Raeped|broke]] the nigger's [[Ass|back]], and using his crappy SUV, he then drove to some faggy parade to calm down, where he was set upon by [[at least 100]] cracKKKers, and just like every good [[Nigger|American]], he used his right to [[Murder|self-defense]] and [[James Alex Fields|ran over anyone that got in his path]], before fleeing.<br />
<br />
He then ended up on the front door of some rando and asked him for help, the only issue being is that he [[Doing it wrong|used his red SUV to get to the man's house]]. After realizing that he was dealing with the nigger behind the wheel, he called the cops and our [[Nigger|hero]] finally got v&.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Gameplay Footage ==<br />
<br />
<center>[[File:WaukeshaAttackFootage.mp4]]</center><br />
<br />
<br />
==Trial==<br />
<br />
[[File:DarrelObjection.jpeg|thumb|OBJECTION!!!]]<br />
<br />
Darrel Brooks is a sovereign citizen, so obviously his trial was an absolute shitshow where he got a lot of media attention for his eccentric behavior, just like the Norway mass murderer.<br />
<br />
The judge, thoroughly fed up with such contempt, sentenced him to life in Azkaban, where he will be on an-hero watch to ensure the tax payers do not get a break.<br />
<br />
He was also ordered to pay over half a million shekels in restitution, although it is unknown wherehe will get such a large sum.<br />
<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
{{GradedScore|6|[[You suck|(and 62 injured)]]|10|It's a car, it's not that hard.|10|Typical "plow into the crowd" action|20|Crackers got mad|15|Paroled and got away with it (and 11 months later got jailed)|61|C-|Not enough whites killed, but it's still worth it}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|That’s fair from the clarification of how you just clarified.<br />
|Brooks<br />
|Null and invoid<br />
|Brooks<br />
|How are you even a judge?<br />
|Brooks<br />
|I do not identify by that name nor do I know anyone by that name. We go through this every time I come here. EVERY TIME I come here.<br />
|Totally not Brooks.<br />
|the court is well aware that I'm not a licensed attorney.<br />
|Brooks<br />
|Burn in hell you piece of shit.<br />
|Angry Anon<br />
|Grounz.<br />
|Brookz<br />
|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center><br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:BrooksBible.jpg<br />
File:FortBrooks.jpg<br />
File:ShirtlessBackBrooks.jpg<br />
File:DarrellTurtle.jpg<br />
File:BrooksStare.jpeg|When stuff keeps getting sustained:<br />
File:DarrelRestitution.jpg|[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]? Is that you?<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<center>{{frame|{{videoframe|nootnoot|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>C-98ufy-eyI</youtube><br />
|<youtube>C9uZ1gOm6vo</youtube><br />
|<youtube>h2oSlQTfPfM</youtube><br />
|<youtube>97QPwFW-sAs</youtube><br />
|<youtube>BWcEPCaVmns</youtube>}}<br />
|border=white|background=white}}</center><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[Black Lives Matter]]<br />
*[[Dallas Police Shootings]] - First pro-nigger extremist attack<br />
*[[James Alex Fields]] - Also tried getting the High Score with a car, [[Fail|but only killed some fat cunt and got scared off by Antifa]]<br />
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]]<br />
*[[Nigger]] - duh<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Furry]] filth who avenged those murdered by this nigger<br />
*[[Robert Crimo]] - Also a JewTube rapper. Minus points for being Mexican and Jewish, but did marginally better than this nigger.<br />
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - The second [[Black Supremacy|nigger supremacist]] to use a car<br />
*[[White Extinction]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*{{Wikilink|Waukesha_Christmas_parade_attack|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{Reddit|DarrellBrooksJr|Subreddit}}<br />
*{{Reddit|WaukeshaParadeTrial|Other sub}}<br />
<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{terrorists}}<br />
{{Niggers}}<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Darrell Brooks'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 21, [[1980s|1982]] ({{age|1982|2|21}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 62}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|38th]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White Genocide|Anti-colonialism]] }}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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On November 21st 2021, moments prior to the '''Waukesha Parade Attack''', a [[nigger]] named '''Darrell Edward Brooks Jr.''' was playing Carmageddon on his old [[Nintendo 64]] console. He imagined himself killing [[white people]] with his SUV and getting some [[street cred]] from the [[Jews|trustworthy mainstream media]]. He announced his plan on his [[Twatter]] account, got into his car and found his targets: a bunch of innocent white kids, and some [[Lemonparty|old people]]. He ended up Owning 6 noobs and [[Fail|missing 62 shots]]<br />
<br />
== Darrell Brooks ==<br />
[[File:ishowspeedblowjob.gif|thumb|right|Darrell, in happier times.]]<br />
<br />
Darrell was your average nigger: black, violent, [[Sick fuck|a child rapist]] and addicted to [[drug]]s. He was so addicted to drugs that he had to go to [[Jail|rehab centers]] [[at least 100]] times, and one of these times, he was interviewed by some guys making a documentary, where he expressed [[Lie|his desire to improve as a person, and to give his son a better life]], which even convinced the [[retard]]s making the documentary that he [[Fucktard|actually meant it]]. <br />
<br />
In fact, he meant it so much that he [[Lol|went on to get arrested a couple more times for strangling some faggot, domestic abuse, and bail jumping]], and even got arrested for firing a shot from a [[Typical|stolen firearm]] at his nephew and '''having meth''' in his pockets one year before he went Full Nigger, but due to [[Coronavirus|recent events]], he was [[WTF|allowed to leave police custody after his bail was lowered to 500 dollars]]. And in typical nigger fashion, he was then arrested once more for stalking his ex, forcing her to get in his car, and [[Lulz|then ran her over]]. Unfortunately for him, she survived and he was taken back to [[Jail|Nigger University]], with that incident being a learning experience for the [[Nigger|Dindu]].<br />
<br />
But due to the law being pro-nigger, he was put on $1000 bail and released. And just like clockwork, the [[cop]]s were called to his ex's house after the two had an argument, but he left before the pigs could turn up.<br />
<br />
<center><youtube>BbyeFUJrqBY</youtube></center><br />
<center>'''The documentary in question. He appears around 10 minutes in.'''</center><br />
<br />
=== His (C)Rap Career ===<br />
<br />
That's right, this nigger, just like every other Basketball American out there, liked rap, and saw it as his way to [[Drugs|achieve]] [[Money|success]], and so, he opened up a [[JewTube]] account and called himself [[Gay|Mathboi Fly]]. Of note here is his music video for his shitty song called "Half a Ticket". Pay very close attention to the red SUV in the background. And [[when you see it]]...<br />
<br />
[[File:Darrell_SUV.png|thumb|center|500px|[[OH SHI-]] ]]<br />
<br />
== IRL Carmaggedon ==<br />
<br />
His ex calling the cops was the [[Penis|straw]] that [[Raeped|broke]] the nigger's [[Ass|back]], and using his crappy SUV, he then drove to some faggy parade to calm down, where he was set upon by [[at least 100]] cracKKKers, and just like every good [[Nigger|American]], he used his right to [[Murder|self-defense]] and [[James Alex Fields|ran over anyone that got in his path]], before fleeing.<br />
<br />
He then ended up on the front door of some rando and asked him for help, the only issue being is that he [[Doing it wrong|used his red SUV to get to the man's house]]. After realizing that he was dealing with the nigger behind the wheel, he called the cops and our [[Nigger|hero]] finally got v&.<br />
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<br />
<br />
== Gameplay Footage ==<br />
<br />
<center>[[File:WaukeshaAttackFootage.mp4]]</center><br />
<br />
<br />
==Trial==<br />
<br />
[[File:DarrelObjection.jpeg|thumb|OBJECTION!!!]]<br />
<br />
Darrel Brooks is a sovereign citizen, so obviously his trial was an absolute shitshow where he got a lot of media attention for his eccentric behavior, just like the Norway mass murderer.<br />
<br />
The judge, thoroughly fed up with such contempt, sentenced him to life in Azkaban, where he will be on an-hero watch to ensure the tax payers do not get a break.<br />
<br />
He was also ordered to pay over half a million shekels in restitution, although it is unknown wherehe will get such a large sum.<br />
<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
{{GradedScore|6|[[You suck|(and 62 injured)]]|10|It's a car, it's not that hard.|10|Typical "plow into the crowd" action|20|Crackers got mad|15|Paroled and got away with it (and 11 months later got jailed)|61|C-|Not enough whites killed, but it's still worth it}}<br />
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{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|That’s fair from the clarification of how you just clarified.<br />
|Brooks<br />
|Null and invoid<br />
|Brooks<br />
|How are you even a judge?<br />
|Brooks<br />
|I do not identify by that name nor do I know anyone by that name. We go through this every time I come here. EVERY TIME I come here.<br />
|Totally not Brooks.<br />
|the court is well aware that I'm not a licensed attorney.<br />
|Brooks<br />
|Burn in hell you piece of shit.<br />
|Angry Anon<br />
|Grounz.<br />
|Brookz<br />
|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center><br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:BrooksBible.jpg<br />
File:FortBrooks.jpg<br />
File:ShirtlessBackBrooks.jpg<br />
File:DarrellTurtle.jpg<br />
File:BrooksStare.jpeg|When stuff keeps getting sustained:<br />
File:DarrelRestitution.jpg|[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]? Is that you?<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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==Videos==<br />
<center>{{frame|{{videoframe|nootnoot|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>C-98ufy-eyI</youtube><br />
|<youtube>C9uZ1gOm6vo</youtube><br />
|<youtube>h2oSlQTfPfM</youtube><br />
|<youtube>97QPwFW-sAs</youtube><br />
|<youtube>BWcEPCaVmns</youtube>}}<br />
|border=white|background=white}}</center><br />
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== See Also ==<br />
*[[Black Lives Matter]]<br />
*[[Dallas Police Shootings]] - First pro-nigger extremist attack<br />
*[[James Alex Fields]] - Also tried getting the High Score with a car, [[Fail|but only killed some fat cunt and got scared off by Antifa]]<br />
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]]<br />
*[[Nigger]] - duh<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Furry]] filth who avenged those murdered by this nigger<br />
*[[Robert Crimo]] - Also a JewTube rapper. Minus points for being Mexican and Jewish, but did marginally better than this nigger.<br />
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - The second [[Black Supremacy|nigger supremacist]] to use a car<br />
*[[White Extinction]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*{{Wikilink|Waukesha_Christmas_parade_attack|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{Reddit|DarrellBrooksJr|Subreddit}}<br />
*{{Reddit|WaukeshaParadeTrial|Other sub}}<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Darrell Brooks'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 21, [[1980s|1982]] ({{age|1982|2|21}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 62}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|38th]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White Genocide|Anti-colonialism]] }}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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On November 21st 2021, moments prior to the '''Waukesha Parade Attack''', a [[nigger]] named '''Darrell Edward Brooks Jr.''' was playing Carmageddon on his old [[Nintendo 64]] console. He imagined himself killing [[white people]] with his SUV and getting some [[street cred]] from the [[Jews|trustworthy mainstream media]]. He announced his plan on his [[Twatter]] account, got into his car and found his targets: a bunch of innocent white kids, and some [[Lemonparty|old people]]. He ended up Owning 6 noobs and [[Fail|missing 62 shots]]<br />
<br />
== Darrell Brooks ==<br />
[[File:ishowspeedblowjob.gif|thumb|right|Darrell, in happier times.]]<br />
<br />
Darrell was your average nigger: black, violent, [[Sick fuck|a child rapist]] and addicted to [[drug]]s. He was so addicted to drugs that he had to go to [[Jail|rehab centers]] [[at least 100]] times, and one of these times, he was interviewed by some guys making a documentary, where he expressed [[Lie|his desire to improve as a person, and to give his son a better life]], which even convinced the [[retard]]s making the documentary that he [[Fucktard|actually meant it]]. <br />
<br />
In fact, he meant it so much that he [[Lol|went on to get arrested a couple more times for strangling some faggot, domestic abuse, and bail jumping]], and even got arrested for firing a shot from a [[Typical|stolen firearm]] at his nephew and '''having meth''' in his pockets one year before he went Full Nigger, but due to [[Coronavirus|recent events]], he was [[WTF|allowed to leave police custody after his bail was lowered to 500 dollars]]. And in typical nigger fashion, he was then arrested once more for stalking his ex, forcing her to get in his car, and [[Lulz|then ran her over]]. Unfortunately for him, she survived and he was taken back to [[Jail|Nigger University]], with that incident being a learning experience for the [[Nigger|Dindu]].<br />
<br />
But due to the law being pro-nigger, he was put on $1000 bail and released. And just like clockwork, the [[cop]]s were called to his ex's house after the two had an argument, but he left before the pigs could turn up.<br />
<br />
<center><youtube>BbyeFUJrqBY</youtube></center><br />
<center>'''The documentary in question. He appears around 10 minutes in.'''</center><br />
<br />
=== His (C)Rap Career ===<br />
<br />
That's right, this nigger, just like every other Basketball American out there, liked rap, and saw it as his way to [[Drugs|achieve]] [[Money|success]], and so, he opened up a [[JewTube]] account and called himself [[Gay|Mathboi Fly]]. Of note here is his music video for his shitty song called "Half a Ticket". Pay very close attention to the red SUV in the background. And [[when you see it]]...<br />
<br />
[[File:Darrell_SUV.png|thumb|center|500px|[[OH SHI-]] ]]<br />
<br />
== IRL Carmaggedon ==<br />
<br />
His ex calling the cops was the [[Penis|straw]] that [[Raeped|broke]] the nigger's [[Ass|back]], and using his crappy SUV, he then drove to some faggy parade to calm down, where he was set upon by [[at least 100]] cracKKKers, and just like every good [[Nigger|American]], he used his right to [[Murder|self-defense]] and [[James Alex Fields|ran over anyone that got in his path]], before fleeing.<br />
<br />
He then ended up on the front door of some rando and asked him for help, the only issue being is that he [[Doing it wrong|used his red SUV to get to the man's house]]. After realizing that he was dealing with the nigger behind the wheel, he called the cops and our [[Nigger|hero]] finally got v&.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Gameplay Footage ==<br />
<br />
<center>[[File:WaukeshaAttackFootage.mp4]]</center><br />
<br />
<br />
==Trial==<br />
<br />
[[File:DarrelObjection.jpeg|thumb|OBJECTION!!!]]<br />
<br />
Darrel Brooks is a sovereign citizen, so obviously his trial was an absolute shitshow where he got a lot of media attention for his eccentric behavior, just like the Norway mass murderer.<br />
<br />
The judge, thoroughly fed up with such contempt, sentenced him to life in Azkaban, where he will be on an-hero watch to ensure the tax payers do not get a break.<br />
<br />
He was also ordered to pay over half a million shekels in restitution, although it is unknown wherehe will get such a large sum.<br />
<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
{{GradedScore|6|[[You suck|(and 62 injured)]]|10|It's a car, it's not that hard.|10|Typical "plow into the crowd" action|20|Crackers got mad|15|Paroled and got away with it (and 11 months later got jailed)|61|C-|Not enough whites killed, but it's still worth it}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|That’s fair from the clarification of how you just clarified.<br />
|Brooks<br />
|Null and invoid<br />
|Brooks<br />
|How are you even a judge?<br />
|Brooks<br />
|I do not identify by that name nor do I know anyone by that name. We go through this every time I come here. EVERY TIME I come here.<br />
|Totally not Brooks.<br />
|the court is well aware that I'm not a licensed attorney.<br />
|Brooks<br />
|Burn in hell you piece of shit.<br />
|Angry Anon<br />
|Grounz.<br />
|Brookz<br />
|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center><br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:BrooksBible.jpg<br />
File:FortBrooks.jpg<br />
File:ShirtlessBackBrooks.jpg<br />
File:DarrellTurtle.jpg<br />
File:BrooksStare.jpeg|When stuff keeps getting sustained:<br />
File:DarrelRestitution.jpg|[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]? Is that you?<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<center>{{frame|{{videoframe|nootnoot|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>C-98ufy-eyI</youtube><br />
|<youtube>C9uZ1gOm6vo</youtube><br />
|<youtube>h2oSlQTfPfM</youtube><br />
|<youtube>97QPwFW-sAs</youtube><br />
|<youtube>BWcEPCaVmns</youtube>}}<br />
|border=white|background=white}}</center><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[Black Lives Matter]]<br />
*[[Dallas Police Shootings]] - First pro-nigger extremist attack<br />
*[[James Alex Fields]] - Also tried getting the High Score with a car, [[Fail|but only killed some fat cunt and got scared off by Antifa]]<br />
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]]<br />
*[[Nigger]] - duh<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Furry]] filth who avenged those murdered by this nigger<br />
*[[Robert Crimo]] - Also a JewTube rapper. Minus points for being Mexican and Jewish, but did marginally better than this nigger.<br />
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - The second [[Black Supremacy|nigger supremacist]] to use a car<br />
*[[White Extinction]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*{{Wikilink|Waukesha_Christmas_parade_attack|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{Reddit|DarrellBrooksJr|Subreddit}}<br />
*{{Reddit|WaukeshaParadeTrial|Other sub}}<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
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{{Niggers}}<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''John Houser'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 22, 1955}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 23, 2015 (aged 59)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 9}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Common sense|Hatred of Sarah Silverman]]}}<br />
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July 23rd, [[2015]] was a [[typical]] day in [[America]]. An innocent, hard working middle aged white man living in Lafayette, [[Louisiana]] went to the local theater to kick back, relax and enjoy the [[unfunny|hilarious]] new [[Amy Schumer]] flick he's been meaning to watch. Like with [[Dylann Roof]], a group of savages begun to provoke and attack him. With no way to calm the horde, our hero, '''John Russell Houser'''{{Christian}} reluctantly had no choice but to free himself using the liberating power provided by a [[Gun|firearm]]. When the fierce standoff was finished, our hero slayed two [[feminazi]] aggressors before taking a swig of pistol mouthwash to avoid being lynched and eaten alive by these horrific uncivilized brutes.<br />
<br />
[[Some argue]] that the shooting was a [[false flag]] set up by [[Amy Schumer]] but that would imply [[No|that she is intelligent enough to come up with a hoax.]]<br />
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== Background ==<br />
<br />
John was a 59-year-old mentally ill [[redneck]] whose illness was so severe that his wife hid his guns and his family had him forcibly locked up by the men in white coats; they even got a restraining order. In the 1990s, Mr. Houser often went on local TV shows, advocating for violence against filthy [[feminist]] cunts involved with abortion. If you don't know, abortion is responsible for the collective mass murder of [[Over 9000|over 60 million]] innocent Americans. Mr. Houser, is nothing short of a hero. He also wanted to keep women out of the workplace, which shows that he wanted women to be safe and for families to remain strong. He also supported [[Adolf Hitler]], and [[anarchy|anti-government]] positions [[Oxymoron|at the same time]]. His "extremist" views were used to fight against bleeding heart liberals [[for the lulz]].<br />
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Sometime in [[2014]], John bought a shitty hi-point (the same manufacturers of the shit-tier rifle [[Eric Harris]] used) .40 caliber pistol at a pawn shop in [[Alabama]], despite having a very detailed rapsheet of violence and mental illness. As you see, all these pussy laws like the Brady Bill do not prevent any massacres but encourage innocent Americans to be nothing more than defenseless fleshbags. <br />
<br />
John was blacklisted from his traitorous degenerate family, and like many unfortunate Americans, found it difficult to survive in the workforce crushed by hyper-capitalistic [[Jew|nose niggers]]. With little options for survival, he turned to his mother and asked for help; he received 5,000 [[Jew|shekels]] and set out on an adventure, eventually finding himself in Louisiana, living in a cheap motel while trying to recollect himself. He was very active on the internet, and often posted wise words of wisdom such as these;<br />
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== John's Posts ==<br />
<center><br />
{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 350px;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|It is possible, you might be the only one on the internet that has gotten through the censors. Though you probably are no less than a government information gathering devise, I will tell you how happy I am that the yield on the 10 year tres note is almost 3%. The end comes, and I love it!<br />
<br />
|Messages posted in December [[2013]].<br />
<br />
|America is so sick that I now believe it to be the [[truth|enemy of the world]]. I know next to nothing about [[Iran]], but the little I do know tells me they are far higher morally than this '''financially failing filth farm'''.<br />
|The goyim know..<br />
<br />
|The financial failings of the US, and the bleak outlook, are known to the world. The average person in the US has not however figured out that the US is employing censorship of the internet. If you type in NEWSPAPERS PUBLISHED IN IRAN, you will see about thirty such publications, none of which are published in their entirety, and none which your computer will translate. It might be permissible to put some political remark at the top of each page claiming bias, but to blackout all is nothing short of base censorship.<br />
<br />
|John preaches the truth <br />
<br />
|Type in any key words indicating the US practices censorship, and you will get magazine articles about the claims of censorship in Iran,North Korea, etc. You will not be able to find one scintilla of evidence the US would dream of it.<br />
<br />
|more truth<br />
<br />
|Type in WHITE POWER GROUPS and you get mag articles about their never ending claims of racism, and no information of how to find White power groups you might want to join. I could go on for months. My point? Censorship coupled with brainwashing, is always present before the fall of a significant political entity.Put this together with our newly found financial reality, and you’ve got notice of things to come.<br />
<br />
|and nothing but the truth.<br />
<br />
|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}<br />
</center><br />
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== The Last Day ==<br />
<br />
After driving to the theater, John watched Trainwreck for half an hour before being forced up by his sapient firearm, and forced against his will to attempt mass murder. [[Pig|Police]] have arrested the suspect and are working on selling it to Mexican drug cartels for a quick buck. Unsurprisingly, shooting up a romantic comedy flick resulted in primarily female injuries and deaths. John has proven himself as a valuable asset to the [[MRA]] cause everywhere, but he will never be anywhere near as good as [[Marc Lepine]].<br />
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== Graded Score ==<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| |18|2 kills and 9 injuries with 13 shots|12|Showing justified frustration to a shitty "Trainwreck" of a chick flick|8|Near-perfect timing to the 3rd aniv. of the Aurora shooting|15|[[An hero]] bonus and for targeting feminazis|55|F|So close... Try again in Hell, faggot.}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Attempt #2==<br />
On August 5th of 2015, another mentally ill motherfucker tried to copycat [[James Holmes]]. This time, the perpetrator was armed only with a Pellet gun and a bronze hatchet. He attempted to make the local screening of Mad Max more realistic, but managed to only get himself killed. The autist was a 29 year old hobo who pepper sprayed 2 chicks, showing that he might've been partially influenced by [[Chris Chan]] as well. There were no serious injuries besides the autist getting pwn'd by police.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
<br />
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* [[Vester Lee "Bryce_Williams" Flanagan II]] &ndash; the black version of John<br />
* [[James Holmes]] &ndash; put in a similar situation against many more aggressors. Made it out alive after achieving a 12-0 KDR with 58 injured.<br />
* [[High Score]] &ndash; sadly, our hero couldn't make the list.<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]] &ndash; another trailer trash psychopath hellbent on destruction armed with a similar handgun<br />
* [[The South]]<br />
* [[Umpqua Community College Shooting]]<br />
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== External link ==<br />
* {{Twitter|jrustyhouser|Our hero's Twitter account}} {{archive|V5QUC}}<br />
* {{fb|rusty.houser.56|His Facebook}} {{archive|AJUCo}}<br />
* {{Steamgroup|johnhouser|John Houser electronic memorial}}<br />
* {{Wikilink|2015_Lafayette_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
* [http://heavy.com/news/2015/07/john-houser-lafayette-shooting-louisana-movie-theater-shooter-gunman-dead-suicide-record-photo-family-wife-girlfriend-children-criminal-white-job-facebook-video/ Five Fast Facts]<br />
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[[File:DW1eUNGV4AA-jZZ.jpg-large.jpg|center|thumb|Jan Eul describes his love for Der Fuehrer.]]<br><br />
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[[File:Niggers_Facing_Front.png|thumb|right|The Niggercat, Vidlii's Unofficial Mascot|140px]]<br />
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'''VidLii''' (formerly '''ClipBits''' in 2015 and '''VidBit''' from 2016-2017) is a small [[JewTube]] clone, but with less [[jew]] and a little more [[crap|trash]]. [[disregard that|Or maybe not.]]<br />
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Content creators who use this site can expect their video's resolution to tank tremendously and be seen by nobody. This experience can be attributed to VidLii being a recreation of [[oldfags|2005-2007]] YouTube, making this site only good for [[nostalgiafags]] or people who want to upload their [[lulzy]] stuff without the burden of YouTube's strict [[anti-lulz]] policies.<br />
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== How YouTube Stole VidLii's Idea ==<br />
[[File:vidliijewed.png|thumb|It's not called "stealing", SpongeBob, it's called "being a greedy filthy kike".]]<br />
[[File:Vidliivids1.png|thumb|left|The average VidLii video]]<br />
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Just like most jews, they rip off other jews. Despite what most people think, [[Lie|VidLii actually came first]]. In 2005, [[Jew|Chad Hurley]]{{jew}}, [[Jew|Steve Chen]]{{jew}}, and [[Jew|Jawed Karim]]{{jew}} all realized that they can rip off VidLii in the same matter that [[Facebook|Fagbook]] ripped off [[MySpace]]. These people would later develop a community dedicated to grabbing shekels from each other as well as the general online community as a whole. The three founders of [[YouTube]] decided to steal VidLii's layout because they know they can get away with it since they are above the law. But their shekel grabbing didn't stop there. The three [[soyboy]]s decided to sell the website off to google because the YouTube owners were not grabbing the desired amount of shekels that they wanted. Under [[Google|Google's]] rule, they decided that they can remove the plagiarized good aspects of the website and replace it with a model that fits the business model of a greedy filthy [[kike]]. [[Google]] would also prevent others from suing them due to their alliances with big corporations, Silicon Valley, and the [[ADL]].<br />
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== Back to the Past ==<br />
[[File:VidLiiuserpage.png|thumb|left|The usual [[shit]]ty page on VidLii]]<br />
[[File:Vidlii90s.png|thumb|right|Only 90s kids remember VidLii]]<br />
[[File:Typical vidlii comment.png|thumb|A typical [[shit]]ty Vidlii comment]]<br />
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As VidLii is a revival of [[ZippCast]] (which is a revival of 2007 [[YouTube]]), the site is a haven for nostalgiatards. Unfortunately, one day, the developer of VidLii decided to take the [[Cancer|Tide Pods Challenge]] just to pander to a bunch of autistic tranny trendies. This challenge would later come back to haunt him, showing that his rose-tinted glasses can't save him from the cruel reality that VidLii will never replace YouTube, [[Autism|as much as the user base wants it to]].<br />
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At first, it seemed like the developer of VidLii [[No|was going to be lucky by showing the whole world that people on this planet refuse to comply to the sick low standards of modern society]]. But later on, people would go to VidLii; only to realize that watching Windows XP screenshots can't entertain them forever. From the homepage to the layouts, VidLii is the definition of '''everything here was stolen'''. Due to the majority of VidLii's user base being nostalgiatards who stroke themselves to the site, most of the videos on the site are throwbacks to old YouTube: Unregistered HyperCam 2, Windows Movie Maker, and all.<br />
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== The Truth About John AKA Jan and VidLii==<br />
[[File:VidliiZodiac.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The Zodiac killer strikes again. This time in web form. Could the Zodiac killer be Jan?]]<br />
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{{center|{{fv|vg1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>etwtewGT3CI</youtube><br /><center>'''Jan is revealed to be a closet Neo-Nazi lol'''</center><br />
|<youtube>rYVJ8mdXs5g</youtube><br /><center>'''CraftingLord21, Vidlii's #1 News reporter talks about Ali's Censorship'''</center><br />
|<youtube>mabPvqrekTI</youtube><br /><center>'''VidLii is kill'''</center><br />
|<youtube>8brK6w1TBl8</youtube><br /><center>'''VidLii is confirmed failure of a website'''</center><br />
|<youtube>VAf4KvE05ZE</youtube><br /><center>'''VidLii is Communism'''</center><br />
|<youtube>dzro_SDIxDg</youtube><br /><center>'''VidLii is done'''</center><br />
|<youtube>Gwy9c-MYrds</youtube><br /><center>'''Another commentary about how VidLii is censoring users'''</center><br />
|<youtube>dfEzXrXqQ1U</youtube><br /><center>'''VidLii is a disgrace'''</center><br />
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== From Humble Beginnings ==<br />
[[File:vidliireaction.png|thumb|Some internet nobody with [[unwarranted self-importance]] thinks [[no|people care about him]]]]<br />
One day a website came from nowhere, this website being ClipBits. This website was the first to fill dead air and it just happened to be created the same time YouTube began to increase censorship on the site so Jan saw the perfect opportunity to gain a user base. ClipBits was created by Jan who is rumored to be the Zodiac killer, [[Zippcast|Louis in disguise]], a hardcore neo-nazi, and a Jew. Jan's major goal in life was to find people dissatisfied with the current political climate of YouTube and bait them into coming over his cool new website so he can make a quick buck out of his user base after backstabbing them. ClipBits would gain a decent community but would eventually die and later VidBit would rise from the ashes. <br />
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Eventually, it was discovered that the name VidBit was taken and he could not use it due to copyright issues so Jan changed its name to VidLii. Eventually VidLii would go from a [[Bullshit|viable YouTube alternative]] to an internet cesspit that is not worth visiting. There was very subtle hints that Jan was going to one day back-stab his user base due to his inability to moderate a website or his inability to get a decent person to moderate the site for him. When the community started to notice the changes, they revolted in high numbers generating tons of lulz.<br />
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== VidLii Truth ==<br />
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[[File:vidliitriggering.png|thumb|left|An incel cuck gets butthurt over the ED vandals]]<br />
[[File:Vidliimemery.png|thumb|ED gracefully vandalizes the VidLii wall causing massive lulz and a win to ED]]<br />
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[[File:vidliitriggering2.png|thumb|left|[[Not your personal army|A butthurt VidLii cuck tries to get revenge]]]]<br />
[[File:Jreviews.png|thumb|right|thankfully you wont be seeing this message on every discussion tab anymore]]<br />
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After VidBit shut down, the head developer decided to rewrite the website and make the website a superior version of [[YouTube]] with many of the elements of old YouTube back... Jan pretty much just stole the fucking layouts and tried to make them his own. VidLii seemed like it was going to be a [[Shit|decent]] website at first due to how highly customizable the menus are, but it later became a shitty place that functions about as well as a completely scratched vinyl record (remember TS errors? They're back—at least, in "can't load video" form), that participates in nothing but [[unfunny|forced memes]], [[circlejerk]]ing, and one or two [[Fail|screencap videos on XP for LULZ THE NOSTALGIA GOYS!]]. Seriously, Count the number of videos that aren't either that or commentary channels and you'll come back to [[Communism|us]] so empty-handed that even people without hands are currently holding more things. In addition to their shitty website, the userbase has their own [[Discord]] server which is filled with autistic fights, terrible users, horrible admins and "he said, she said" arguments. If you happen to join their server, it is best that you leave immediately and join the ED discord instead.<br />
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The [[truth]] is that YouTube sucks and VidLii is [[autism]]. The average user has an IQ [[Retard|below 80]], and mostly makes [[Roblox]] videos because [[Autism|anything that's old must obviously be connected to Roblox in some way]].<br />
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Lulz can be had if you pick your targets right. An example of how easily butt hurt VidLii users can be found in this video: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=fHDIDP6Z_4m<br />
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[https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gfds5dpzQsO Example of just how old the memes are (No, this video is ''not'' ironic.)]<br />
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== The April 2018 Community Purge aka The Prank of the Month ==<br />
[[File:ali.png|center|350px|Ali tells VidLii's entire user base to fuck off.]]<br />
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Once Jan had finally finished reading the [[Karl Marx|Communist Manifesto]], VidLii decided to hire Ali in an effort to rid VidLii of "those mean bad trolls who said Jan's mum was a slut" Ali would later go on to cause tons of unneeded drama, disable registrations, [[Paedophile|leak a child's IPs]], [[Nazi|purge over half the community for the dumbest of reasons, and act like a smug faggot while fighting what he saw as corruption.]] [[Retardation|Ali began to force the rules that were on the website since day one but not enforced very well.]] The fact that these rules were not enforced gave VidLii the illusion that it was a viable alternative to YouTube to escape censorship when it really wasn't. After the userbase realized that VidLii is not about [[free speech]], they left the site in droves seeing that [[Truth|the website had no purpose.]] This raised an important question in their head. If the website is not an alternative to YouTube, then what is it supposed to be? In addition to the lack of [[free speech]], the website has none of the technological improvements that [[YouTube]] has which renders the website [[ALL CAPS|FUCKING POINTLESS!]] Before Ali's reign, Jan would have to be the one to moderating his site but he would later get sick of his job. At first Jan tried to hire [[SJW|ppichi]] who would be known for being an [[SJW]]. so [[SJW|ppichi]] would later get thrown out. Later Jan decided that he needed someone who was close by to moderate the site for him. Jan choose the admin we all know and [[Hate|love]] who was previously known for being a [[Bullshit|coder for the website.]] Based on what Jan saw on his resume, he would give aforementioned person [[Nazi|full reign on the website hoping he would do his job better than him.]]<br />
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[[File:Ali9.png|thumb|left|Ali makes VidLii great again.]]<br />
[[File:Aligore1.png|thumb|right|Ali bans a user for sending him gore on discord]]<br />
[[File:Aligore2.png|thumb|right|Ali sends a user gore on discord]]<br />
At first people did not notice that Ali was admin, but then someone uploaded a "horrifing" racist mean picture to an art contest which would be the start of a long banning spree. The cat would later become one of the VidLii's communities inside jokes staring in numerous videos. Ali not wanting to deal with a toxic community decided to get his revenge by [[trolling]] the website. Ali would then go on a banning spree that would last a whole month. Ali purged popular VidLii users as well as people who made entertaining content. Darkscythe being the most notable case.<br />
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As a response to the first set of bans, the community started making [[meme]] videos poking fun at Ali or users leaving the website. Ali would go ban people for the most mundane trash even going as far to purge people based on stuff that they did that wasn't even on VidLii. CL21 along with his many alts is a notable example of one of the many unjust bans. All he did was upload a censored porn video that was nothing more than a meme video but it triggered Ali due to it's existence. This later led to WeirdAsCrapVideos getting banned for ban-evasion simply for having the same IP as CL21. WeirdAsCrapVideos would try to clarify that he and CL21 do not know each other outside of the internet and the reason for him having the same IP was due to CL21 making art for his channel months ago. As usual, Ali would not be capable of reasoning so he told WeirdAsCrapVideos to GTFO for something he had no control over. <br />
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Ali's moderating skills were so bad, it gave the community the impression that the website's developer Jan hates freedom of speech, does not care for past members of the VidLii community, hires [[SJWs]] and incompetent mods, and loves to attack people for making "drama videos." The free speech rules on VidLii while under Ali's reign were even worse than the rules on YouTube. Every bad thing on [[YouTube]] that people complain about is done 15 times worse under VidLii ran by Ali. During this era when you make a slight controversial video, Ali will outright ban you and he will never give you your channel back. On YouTube you will be given a ban or a copyright strike, but the user being banned will have a small chance to get their channel back. It become known to the community that the truth is that VidLii was never meant to replace [[YouTube]] and was only meant to be a place with a small community.<br />
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[[File:Trollgamescringe.png|thumb|left|A user goes full panic mode trying to deny anyone who is criticizing VidLii]]<br />
[[File:AliTheMerchant69.png|thumb|Ali's true form]]<br />
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{{cg|'''Proof of the Admin's faggotry'''|Admingallery|center|<gallery><br />
File:Ali1.png|Ali declares himself Fuhrer of VidLii.<br />
File:Ali2.png|Ali defends censorship.<br />
File:aliyoutube1.png|[[Jew|Ali reveals that he is only in it for the money.]]<br />
File:Aliispoor.png|The hard truth that Ali doesn't make as much money as he pretends he does<br />
File:AliBan1.jpg|thumb|left|If you criticize the admins of the website for being unprofessional, you will likely get a ban.<br />
File:Ali3.png|Ali responds to a troll and ends up making himself look retarded.<br />
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File:Ali4.png|Ali tells people to delete their accounts.<br />
File:Ali5.png|Ali enforces hate speech rules that have always existed but never enforced.<br />
File:Ali6.jpg|Ali lays out the site's rules to edray1416.<br />
File:Vidliigoesfullretard.png|Ali lays out the rules again.<br />
File:Ali7.png|Ali uses an alt to make the claim that VidLii is about making money.<br />
File:Ali10.png|Ali claims that VidLii has no purpose on Darkscythe's video about VidLii.<br />
File:Ali11.png|Ali denies that an obvious sockpuppet account is his.<br />
File:Ali12.png|Ali encourages people that hate him to start drama.<br />
File:Ali13.png|[[Douchebag|Ali claims that if he were able to nuke the website, he would do it.]]<br />
File:Ali14.png|[[No|Ali claims to be the master of trolling.]]<br />
File:Ali15.png|Ali tells someone to cry themselves to sleep.<br />
File:Ali16.png|[[Jew|Ali reveals that he is only in it for the money.]] This time on [[Discord]].<br />
File:Ali17.png|Ali tells his userbase what happened to him.<br />
File:AliChat1.jpg|Ali chats with someone critiquing him.<br />
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File:AliChat5.jpg|<br />
File:AliBan2.jpg|Ali bans him.<br />
File:vidblue1.png|Ali passes off random nobodies as jewels.<br />
File:vidblue2.png|Ali calls out CL21 for not filtering Channeleven's IP only to get mocked for leaking it in the first place.<br />
File:vidblue3.png|Ali confirms that 16 people are going to use VidBlue.<br />
File:vidblue4.png|Loop's free forums have more users than Ali's sad attempt at a website.<br />
File:vidblue5.png|Ali doesn't want users on his website.<br />
File:vidblue6.png|VidBlue is invite only.<br />
File:vidblue7.png|Ali does not care about the community.<br />
File:vidblue8.png|Ali gets told to fuck off.<br />
File:vidblue9.png|Ali claims that Formidable is jealous that he owns a website.<br />
File:vidblue10.png|Ali claims he won't allow VidLii users to come to VidBlue.<br />
File:vidblue11.png|Ali confirms that VidBlue is invite only.<br />
File:Alireturns1.png|Who let this asshole back in?<br />
File:Alireturns2.png|Ali forgets his own reason for banning WACV in a comments section for a video that literally explains and debunks it while claiming his IP "magically" changed after the ban.<br />
File:Alireturns3.png|Ali doesn't understand how evidence works while pretending to not care what his detractors think...<br />
File:AliFattyman.png|Ali white knights Fattyman<br />
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== Spiderfan Defends Censorship ==<br />
{{achtung|TRIGGER WARNING: SPIDERFAN LOVES EATING SHIT FROM ALI'S ASSHOLE}}<br><br />
[[File:SpiderfanWii.png|thumb|left|Spiderfan IRL.]]<br />
[[File:Spiderfanreaction.png|thumb|Spiderfan getting attacked for uploading bad furry porn.]]<br />
As usual some people want to crawl back into their [[safe space|safe spaces hoping that they never see the "mean trolls" again.]] VidLii was never known for being a place to speak freely, but a problem arises when people within the website are advertising the site as the better alternative to YouTube all while claiming that they will experience less [[1984|censorship]] then the website they are escaping from. Since the community did not know that the rules of the website are stricter than YouTube's rules, someone was willing to show that the bans were justified and that the VidLii community is overreacting. They say that a sucker is born every minute and that man just so happens to be Spiderfan. Spiderfan is a man who is known for jacking off to scat and getting banned on sports forums for being a sperg. Spiderfan, who was on the website seeing drama getting started by the banned users, decided to bring out a video detailing his thoughts on the bans. When he first uploaded the video, it had 3 and a half stars, but went up to 5 stars when all the users who downvoted it got banned at least until the website owner fixed this "error". The people who gave the video 1 star for simply not liking it would later get banned for breaking VidLii's terms of service.<br />
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[[File:Spiderfantism.png|thumb|Spiderfan claims to do "reverse trolling."]]<br />
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Thanks to Spiderfan's poorly thought-out video, he would later show that he has no arguments against those who think Ali is unfit for a website like VidLii as well as revealing himself to having the same logic on trolling as [[MysteriousMrEnter|Mr. Enter along with many of his Enterbots.]] After Spiderfan would get debunked by those with opposing views, he would later discover this very ED page where he would try to make nice edits to this page. After Spiderfan would get banned, he would later go back on Discord crying about how people are mean and that those who got banned deserved their bans. After a while, a user named 11pixels, who is assumed to be a little kid, would show up to start a retarded edit war. Just like Spiderfan, he repeatedly tried to make this article nicer, And went as far to [[fail|vandalize userpages of people who didn't agree with him]]. However, unlike most vandals of ED he is unfamiliar with the site and assumed that ED was some kind of alternative to Wikipedia, not knowing that Encyclopedia Dramatica is a website known for shock value, its dark sarcastic tone, and documenting drama. After these two users were done vandalizing this page (and getting banned in the process), they would later prove that VidLii is anti-lulz, anti-ED, and anti-fun.<br />
[[File:11pixels_gore_vandalisam.png|thumb|left|11pixels/blox in action]]<br />
[[File:11pixels kittens.png|thumb|right|11pixels realised how edgy he was and went on to use the kittens template instead of the pain template]]<br />
[[File:KnotSnappyCuckery.png|thumb|left|Trolling and being an edgy "4channer" is apparently OK if the admins are doing it.]]<br />
[[File:Spiderfanexposed.png|thumb|Spiderfan shows off his fetish.]]<br />
[[File:PSX_20180501_122127.jpg|thumb|right|Spiderfan reassures TCT won't get banned by reminding people that he believes that those who have been banned are trolls.]]<br />
[[File:PSX_20180501_122147.jpg|thumb|left|Spiderfan backstabs his friends.]]<br />
[[File:Vidlii porn.gif|thumb|Somehow people get to VidLii just by looking for Rule 34.]]<br />
[[File:Spiderfanfight.png|thumb|left|Spiderfan can't fight his own battles]]<br />
[[File:VidLiiLaughs.png|thumb|left|Jan laughs at the video Metro3ds made about Spiderfan]]<br />
[[File:Spiderfanresponse2.png|thumb|People circlejerk towards CL21's video.]]<br />
[[File:Ali_The_Fagoli_Money.png|thumb|left|How Ali sees vidlii users...]]<br />
[[File:PedoAli.png|thumb|right|Meanwhile in Ali's basement...]]<br />
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A few days later after Spiderfan gets owned by ED, Spiderfan would later go into Mal's Unofficial VidLii Discord in order to have an honest debate with those against Alithezombie13. Spiderfan would then embarrass himself by acting retarded, having no points, bringing up no valid counter-arguments, and ignore everyone when the truth hurts him. To add further insult to people's intelligence, Spiderfan tries to deflect every argument that goes against his views by calling people trolls, bigots, cyberbullies, backstabbers, lairs, and anti-military. Half-way through the debate, he would try to bring Ali to the debate only for Ali to do nothing. Spiderfan would later get called a puppet by the members of the Discord for doing this. A while later, Spiderfan rolls into a fetal position crying himself into denial claiming that he has won the shouting match against his "trolls." These two recordings exist to provide a more in-depth look into what is going on within Spiderfan's mind as well as a video showing part of debate was made for the average view to see.<br />
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After Ali was banned, the truth that Spiderfan is a faggot become more known on VidLii. Spiderfan would continue to embarrass himself producing tons of lulz. He would later make a video to debunk CL21's video talking about Ali and the state of VidLii only to make himself look like an idiot. This video was one stared by most of all of VidLii's active users. All of Spiderfan's arguments boil down to him wanting VidLii to become his echo chamber, him crying about those mean 4chan trolls, or him having his fee fees hurt. Every time spiderfan gets into an argument he only makes himself look even dumber than the last time since he is incapable of letting go of the fact that the drama involving Ali is over. Spiderfan would later try to create sock accounts trying to upvote his comments only to get downvoted again. People would make multiple responses calling out Spiderfan some were poorly made like JReview's video while others had actual thought and wit put into them.<br />
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[[File:Goodnightspiderfan.png|center|400px|Tucked]]<br />
<center>'''Good Night Spiderfan'''</center><br />
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Spiderfan would then later continue the fight that he started with his previous videos defending Alisson. CL21 accepted his "challenge" by making a video that Spiderfan can not refute because Spiderfan is just plain retarded. Spiderfan would later prove time and time again that he is unable to not put any effort in his videos because of [[autism|stress]]. This was evident especially when the VidLii community discovered that he was using TTS instead of his usual voice. Spiderfan's current attitude made it was clear that he has gotten so tired of losing the argument that he gave up all means of putting effort in his videos. Spiderfan would get trolled time and time again with numerous people roasting him in the comments section or by making even more videos of Spiderfan's retarded actions. As long as the drama involving Spiderfan is still relevant, CL21 will likely make another response which will BTFO spiderfan once again. Spiderfan has currently since then given up making videos on VidLii after getting BTFO'd by the VidLii community.<br />
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<b>Spiderfan faggotry:</b><br />
*Recording #1: https://my.mixtape.moe/okldmi.mp3<br />
*Recording #2: https://my.mixtape.moe/ffdsmg.mp3<br />
*Spiderfan makes a commentary on CL21: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=2rplRTjMkwt<br />
*CL21 accepts Spiderfan's challenge: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=qycUP-Njze2<br />
*Someone makes a song about Spiderfan: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=B6_UYWxVGQc<br />
*Spiderfan's feud with CL21 continues: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=C-D34HzobjR<br />
*Spiderfan makes a commentary on AT: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=njmOxo5kF_d<br />
*Spiderfan's old and better commentary on AT: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=L7thtZN0GcA<br />
*Spiderfan vs. Niggercat: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=4StXYhVkIdC<br />
*JReview's Video: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=mpzdimG5ytT<br />
*Miruku rips Spiderfan apart: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=eRVgHjO4PpZ<br />
*Channeleven Ripping apart his video on AT: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=UHz4swqTFyC<br />
*Channeleven Ripping apart Spiderfan defending Ali: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=fGcFHOB8PWo<br />
*Channeleven pointing out how Spiderfan declined in quality: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=uFfAaaKTkvo<br />
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{{cg|'''Proof of spiderfan's faggotry'''|Spidergallery|center|<gallery><br />
File:spiderfanautism.png|Spiderfan reveals that he subscribes to Mr. Enter's school of logic of what trolling is. Where trolling is the same as cyber-bullying and that giving criticism to others is cyber-bullying.<br />
File:spiderfanautism2.png|Spiderfan reminds people that the server he is in is a safe space.<br />
File:spiderfanautism3.png|Spiderfan reminds his fellow users that namecalling is wrong<br />
File:spiderfanautism4.png|Spiderfan calls someone who is trying to reason with him a troll. Apparently, anyone who thinks Ali is bad at his job is a troll.<br />
File:Screenshot_2018-04-29-14-32-40.png|Spiderfan tells people to stay away from ED.<br />
File:Spiderfantism2.png|People call out Spiderfan on his terrible edits. (Kratos didn't make this page, but actually made [[User_talk:KratosMakesLOLs#Vidlii|his own version of it on his own talk page)]]<br />
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File:Furfagfan.png|Spiderfan confirms himself to be a furry.<br />
File:Furfagfan2.png|Spiderfan confirms himself to be a fart fetish fag as well.<br />
File:Furfagfan3.png|DJtails is a savage,thank god he hates that shit.<br />
File:SpiderfanReaction.png|They find out.<br />
File:vidliidrama.png|Spiderfan calls people anti-military during a debate with members of the VidLii Discord.<br />
File:SpiderfanDebate.png|Spiderfan defends Cor955, a let's player that no one actually watches.<br />
File:SpiderfanDebate2.png|Spiderfan tries to claim that Mal is retarded.<br />
File:SpiderfanDebate3.png|Spiderfan claims to have rebutted an argument without giving an actual rebuttal.<br />
File:SpiderfanDebate4.png|Spiderfan deletes a conversation with Mal because he blocked him.<br />
File:SpiderfanDebate5.png|Spiderfan claims that certain users stabbed Ali in the back despite never being on Ali's side to begin with.<br />
File:SpiderfanDebate6.png|Spiderfan gets Ali to defend him proving that he can't win his own battles. He fails miserably.<br />
File:SpiderfanDebate7.png|Spiderfan loses yet another argument.<br />
File:SpiderfanDebate8.png|Spiderfan tells people that no reasons were posted despite tons of evidence being shown upfront of him.<br />
File:SpiderfanDebate9.png|Spiderfan cries about how people are mean to him.<br />
File:SpiderfanDebate10.png|Spiderfan proves that he does not care about the VidLii community making good quality content since they are cyberbully trolls who deserved it.<br />
File:EDreaction.png|But why would Ali make this article? Self-deprecation?<br />
File:SpiderfanHighIQ.png|You need a high IQ to understand Spiderfan.<br />
File:SpiderfanPhone.png|Spiderfan is a phone, apparently.<br />
File:SpiderfanOn.png|Spiderfan provides a piss poor reason on why he no longer puts any effort in his videos.<br />
File:SpiderfanOn2.png|Spiderfan claims that his opponents have no arguments.<br />
File:SpiderfanOn3.png|Spiderfan reassures people that Alisson can mod.<br />
File:SpiderfanOn4.png|Spiderfan reminds people that he is not a drone.<br />
File:SpiderfanOn5.png|Spiderfan reveals that is bad at lying.<br />
File:SpiderfanOn6.png|Spiderfan loses an argument against Kratos<br />
File:SpiderfanOn7.png|Spiderfan reminds Channeleven that VidLii is not a 4chan troll hive.<br />
File:SpiderfanOn8.png|Spiderfan reminds Channeleven that VidLii respects fair use.<br />
File:SpiderfanOn9.png|Spiderfan defends CL21's ban poorly.<br />
File:SpiderfanOn10.png|Spiderfan tells people that VidLii is entering a new era of YouTube.<br />
File:SpiderfanOn11.png|Spiderfan fails to explain why the bans were justified.<br />
File:SpiderfanOn12.png|Channeleven calls Spiderfan a puppet.<br />
File:Spiderfanforgetshisowndefitionoftroll.png|Spiderfan forgets what a troll is to him.<br />
File:spiderfandoesmeth.png|Spiderfan confirms to be a meth addict.<br />
File:spiderfandoesmeth2.png|One of Spiderfan's friends tell him to stop doing drugs.<br />
File:spiderfanfarts1.png|Spiderfan claims to have kicked people off his server for being mean trolls.<br />
File:spiderfanfarts2.png|Spiderfan confirms to like loli.<br />
File:spiderfanfarts3.png|Spiderfan thinks that joining the NFL will make him rich or make him above the law. lol.<br />
File:spiderfanfarts4.png|Spiderfan reveals his fart fetish yet again.<br />
File:spiderfanfarts5.png|Spiderfan gets called out again only to get butthurt again.<br />
File:spiderfanfarts6.png|Spiderfan finally pisses a good fan of his off his server.<br />
File:Spiderfanresponse.png|Helix thinks CL21 is too nice to spiderfan.<br />
File:Spiderfanresponse4.png|Helix provides further thoughts on why people should not be nice.<br />
File:Spiderfanresponse3.png|copypasta lol.<br />
File:spiderfetishreaction1.png|People do not believe that spiderfan does meth.<br />
File:spiderfetishreaction2.png|Vore is low on the degenerate scale according to a furry.<br />
File:spiderfetishreaction3.png|The VidLii discord users debate on which fetish is the worst.<br />
File:spiderfetishreaction4.png|Epic Mod claims that that the users on VidLii are scared of the fetish boogeyman.<br />
File:spiderfetishreaction5.png|The furry reassures people that fetishes are not that bad.<br />
File:spiderfetishreaction6.png|The furry claims that people on the discord server are being too harsh towards fetishes.<br />
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File:Spiderfanvswacv1.png|Spiderfan and WACV continue their debate, which gets very lengthy.<br />
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File:Spiderfandoesntgethowdramaworks1.png|Spiderfan doesn't get how drama works.<br />
File:Spiderfandoesntgethowdramaworks2.png<br />
File:Spiderfangetsschooledontrolling.png|Spiderfan has to be informed of the dictionary definition of trolling because of course he didn't do the research himself.<br />
File:Mattwoblocksspiderfan.png|Spiderfan pretends like he's not doing anything wrong.<br />
File:Spiderfanliesaboutbeingacowardtothegodofwar.png|thumb|Spiderfan only made videos in response to CL21 and that's not changing anytime soon and he's made text responses to several other responses to him but not this one, the God of War is definitely right about this one.<br />
File:Spiderfanvschannelevenandmal1.png|Spiderfan gets into an argument with Channeleven and Mal. Others chime in a few times but it's mostly with them.<br />
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File:Spiderfanvschannelevenandmal8.png|An irrelevant portion of Mattwo and Mal butting heads a bit was removed.<br />
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<br />
== Further Proof That VidLii is Cucked ==<br />
*http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.vidlii.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DsG8NSuSr394&oq=cache%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.vidlii.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DsG8NSuSr394&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i58.1172j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8<br />
*http://archive.is/BXLW5<br />
*http://archive.li/Zlw4k<br />
*Original of this was up for 5 years and has 2 million views on YouTube. Instant ban on VidLii: http://vidliiarchives.xyz/watch?v=G4cSDu8qynk<br />
*ToroFA gets banned for "trolling:" https://docs.google.com/document/d/1187Rf8e4iqySDHXCj-K0EqIt46JydhRy8GgYqkCcAGI/<br />
*Ali talks about purging VidLii's community on Discord: https://pastebin.com/KL7PCz59<br />
*The moderators of the site are [[pedophile|FUCKING PEDOPHILES]]: https://twitter.com/EvoLutionEvoTV/status/1512865383862218761<br />
*The site promotes [[Ukraine|Ukrainian Propaganda from the Russians]]: https://twitter.com/Herotrap038/status/1512435961120141319<br />
<br />
==ALI BAITS PEOPLE INTO THINKING THAT HE FUCKED OFF==<br />
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdkwOthNwdg<br />
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[[Lies| NOW THE SITE WILL GET BETTAR GUIS!!!!!]]<br />
<br />
== The VidLii Election ==<br />
{{spoiler|AM WINS}}<br />
[[File:VidLiielectionpage.png|thumb|right|210px|The VidLii Election page.]]<br />
[[File:Vidliielectionnutshell.png|left|thumb|240px|The admin election in a nutshell]]<br />
It seemed like Ali's reign of terror would go on forever and that the site would go on a slow painful death but that did not happen. Jan would later fire Ali by selling him the source code so that Ali can make his own version of VidLii that is free from toxic users and will likely not go anywhere. After Ali was fired, Jan needed a replacement since he did not want to moderate again. Eventually Jan came to the conclusion to make an election where the winner would be given full control of the website along with the ability to create a moderating team. Two major candidates would fight for the throne, Mal and AM, but AM won in the end due to already being known as a moderator in the VidLii community. All the other candidates were people no one voted for. Ppichi along with an army of bots decided to be trolls and put the pedo iLoveanime721 into the lead hoping to reinstall degenerate marxism into the website again but these plans would ultimately fail. The result would be a landslide defeat for marxism as ppichi would fail to beat AM or break Mal who was second. AM become the new admin and he reversed every bad decision made by Ali during his reign.<br />
<br />
== The Second Saga of VidLii Autism ==<br />
[[File:FairUseVidLiiReminder.png|thumb|right|LET ME UPLOAD COPYRIGHTED CONTENT!!! FREE SPEECH MAN!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!]]<br />
[[File:CopyRightBanList.png|thumb|left|190px|5 pages of channels that will not be missed]]<br />
After AM won the elections things on VidLii got much better, but a new series of drama was brought by the VidLii administration team. It is debatable of whatever or not AM's admin team is making the right choice by getting rid of copyrighted content especially since VidLii is known for stealing videos from YouTube. On the plus side, VidLii will have zero copycat channels, less spam, less [[Battle For Dream Island|BFDI fags]], no OSTs clogging the new video section, and VidLii will not get sued for having stolen content. On the down side, people can not listen to their favorite music on VidLii (compressed music ew fuck that), people can not share their favorite clips from favorite TV shows which raises a question how the hell would have [[Steamed Hams]] or many memes exist if YouTube ran like this since many memes need a source in order to get made, and it also means that new users can not upload whatever they want anymore all of which gives YouTube more traffic. As usual [[BAWWW|the VidLii community threw a hissy fit]] over the rules being enforced since 99% of VidLii's content is stolen videos from YouTube as well as being known for breaking the rules daily. Sudeurion was fired for doing his job, so good riddance.<br />
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<b>Videos of this event on VidLii</b><br />
*Sudeurion Gives someone Aids: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=YUXIoUeKaUf<br />
*Billy Mays tells Sudeurion to go fucking die: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=5PtmQrGUHIv<br />
*10 reasons why Sudeurion is Gay: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=sF9DEOyvsGt<br />
*Complaint #1: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=XKQ3or9BWho<br />
*Complaint #2: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=spCxX2OP__g<br />
*Complaint #3: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=b5wzT8-mbPd<br />
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{{cg|'''Fair Use Autism'''|Copyrightautism|center|<gallery><br />
File:fairuseautism.png|The VidLii Community needs a reminder in order to understand what fair use is.<br />
File:fairuseautism2.png|The VidLii Community does not understand fair use.<br />
File:fairuseautism3.png|The VidLii Community does not understand fair use again.<br />
File:ThatSkynyrdKid70Autism.jpg|ThatSkynyrdKid70's autism sets in, so he gets triggered and blocks Mal.<br />
File:ThatSkynyrdKid70Autism2.png|ThatSkynyrdKid70 tells people that recording in bad quality is fair use.<br />
File:ThatSkynyrdKid70Autism3.png|ThatSkynyrdKid70 tells people that his video is fair use after losing the arugment that it wasn't<br />
File:ThatSkynyrdKid70Autism4.png|Disk skipping doesn't work on VidLii.<br />
File:ThatSkynyrdKid70Autism5.png|YouTube's tactics of getting around copyright doesn't work.<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="8"><br />
File:ThatSkynyrdKid70Autism6.png|ThatSkynyrdKid70 threatens to leave VidLii for good.<br />
File:ThatSkynyrdKid70Autism7.png|Formidable reminds him that YouTube's tactics of getting around copyright doesn't work.<br />
File:ThatSkynyrdKid70Autism8.png|ThatSkynyrdKid70 plays the song on his channel.<br />
File:FuckSudeurion.png|A joke photo made to attack Sudeurion (lovely -Sudeurion).<br />
File:Sudeurion1.png|Sudeurion talks to people about Fair Use.<br />
File:Sudeurion2.png|Sudeurion tells people that he is getting hate.<br />
File:USWAutism.png|UltraStarWarrior a channel that uploads full OSTs screams Fair Use after getting banned<br />
File:USWAutism2.png|UltraStarWarrior confirms to be a furry.<br />
File:copyright2.png|Trigex starts an argument about copyrighted material with Formidable claiming that he is full of himself.<br />
File:copyright3.png|Trigex thinks that the mods are taking the job too seriously.<br />
File:copyright4.png|Trigex tells people that VidLii cannot get a DMCA since no one cares about it.<br />
File:copyright5.png|Trigex being unsure tells people that the site should still be moderated.<br />
File:copyright6.png|Trigex thinks moderating is a waste of time.<br />
File:copyright7.png|Jan reminds people that he was more laid back<br />
File:copyright8.png|The conversation ends with RealPeter telling people to always sub to him.<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
<br />
==Jan Makes His Best Friend Mod==<br />
[[File:FattyManVidLii.png|thumb|This is the kind of people Jan likes to give admin powers to]]<br />
[[File:FattymanProsandCons.png|thumb|left|250px|The pros and cons of hiring Fattyman versus the pros and cons of hiring literally anyone else.]]<br />
After AM and his teams had some issues with copyright drama, they eventually figured out that they were taking things too far. The mod team would try to weaken it's regulations on copyright after receiving much backlash but at the same time the team was getting sick moderating a website full of users that can never ever be satisfied or happy due to massive amounts of autism on the website. The mod team would fade out one by one starting with Sudeurion, then Mal, and then it was down to just AM after Formidable left for good. AM did his best to run the website on his own and for the most part, the VidLii community was happy with him. Unfortunately, AM's days as an admin were over as Jan wanted to give admin powers to someone else. Jan being the competent site owner that he is decided to take away AM's admin powers in order to transfer his powers to someone Jan knew in real life, a user that goes by the name KingFattyMan. Unlike most people who become admin, Fattyman had no real background information other than being an obvious troll. Fattyman would then go try to fuck with the VidLii users as much as he can mainly by spamming unfunny poop jokes to people. Fattyman loves scat like many other infamous users on this website. Fattyman was the kind of admin to brag about taking a shit on the computer. He would also spam people on discord about shitting on the users he sends PMs to. After KingFattyman changed the website's layout for no reason at all, he was removed from the position of admin bringing the website back to how it was when before the Admin election began as if the community's vote did not matter. Jan got much heat from the VidLii Community causing him to reveal that FattyMan was given powers solely because FattyMan was someone Jan knew in real life further proving Jan's ineptitude as a site owner. Jan would then apologize to the community and go back to moderating the website himself. All Jan would do from that point onward is only monitor the website for content that actually breaks laws and remove porn and a new golden age for the website was born or at least this would be the case if VidLii didn't piss people off before and also had content worth coming back for.<br />
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<b>FattyMan Autism Links:</b><br />
*FattyMan changing the Home Page: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GuXaK-RfF7W<br />
*FattyMan's Discord chat logs before the server was cleaned up: https://mega.nz/#!quoHQQbJ!S7tbih-91SrX321JUsDemOzxsnD3smj39_AVeOu6JDY<br />
*CL21's Fattyman Rant: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=PU1gE12zIvG<br />
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==Edray Whines About VidLii Becoming a SJW Honeypot Despite Having no Mods (Edray Cucks Out)==<br />
[[File:VidLiiCausesSuicide.png|thumb|Edray attempts to kill himself on Gab]]<br />
As the community of VidLii grew, [[Lie|they started to "accept" more and more trannies and LGBT people into the community]] thus increasing the amount of [[Tumblr]] and [[Reddit]] people on the website. Like most scenarios where this happens it isn't noticeable at first but as time goes on the ones trying to subvert the entire website into communism end up showing their true colors. On this day where it is a proven fact that VidLii is in fact [[Reddit]] in Video form, the VidLii community decided to react horribly to a racist video put out by the user Edray1416. Instead of taking the video as a joke, the VidLii community decided to run an autistic SJW-esque hate mob towards Edray by doing whatever they can to get him off VidLii and unsurprisingly they succeeded.<br />
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{{Main|Bourg Productions}}<br />
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==A VidLii User Responds to VidLii's 4th Wave of Superautism==<br />
Unlike most users who are getting sick of the drama and the shit community on VidLii, one user finally speaks out the truth by telling people his thoughts about the website. Unfortunately, the stupid Minecraft and Roblox kids 1-stared his video for speaking the truth.<br />
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Video: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=wTRKOBD1QXk<br />
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So hey guys its me numbnuts the numbiest nuts ever, I have the most numbiest nuts that I ever had in my life. So we are going to be talking about how retarded VidLii is, I mean its a piece of garbage nothing else there. It's just nothing interesting. It's just a bunch of stupid garbage. It's not even like old school YouTube. It just tries and tries and tries to be like the old school YouTube but it just isn't, alright. I mean this is terrible. As much as I try it is just not good. It's just the worst thing ever. I mean I just don't get it. Its just I don't see anything good here. <br />
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It's the same garbage that I see every time like the old school videos or whatever of YouTube. It's just terrible. And then I see this guy named Edray1416 like who the fuck is that no one even knows who that is. Like what was his purpose. I don't get it! Shut it about him, no one cares gheez. Like I don't care? I can just shove 10,000 fat fags on my asshoe and all that shit and seriously its just stupid. I mean VidLii is terrible and its just no. Stop it okay stop it. Stop with everything its just not good. Yeah its just not good. It looks fun and all but it kinda isn't, what's the content here guyz? It's just dumb. Okay It's DUMB and it's terrible. <br />
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The drama here is just stupid. It's like bunch of people like your brother fighting over some stupid retarded ass like who left the last dildo in the fridge and then what are you going to do with it. Suck up all the cum off of it or what?. I don't get it! And then there is a bunch of stupid weeaboo brony garbage I see spamming I mean just stuff. It's stupid. It's dumb. It's stupid and it's dumb. I am sick and tired of it. And It's stupid and I hate hate it and it's stupid. Yeah! It's Stupid. No one no one cares. And it's stupid I don't like it. After that I think I am done with this retarded video rant on this shitty existing YouTube rip-off whatever and people are just mean. They just give my video a 1-star. <br />
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You guyz are mean and I hate all of you. And you should all go away. I only get 2 subscribers and people with shitty content get 50 hundred subscribers and I don't. It's stupid. Alright That's it for the video guyz just go away if you ever see me in real life just tell me to die. Alright I am going to masturbate until my dick bleeds, alright see you later guyz, Numbnuts out. <br />
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==VidLii's 5th wave of superautism?==<br />
Not so long ago, Another storm was brewing. VidLii users started popping up with the name "VidLiiTroll[[pig|Police]]" and other autistic shit, these [[trolls|special little snowflakes]] couldn't handle the fact that [[what|VidLii was filled with meanie trolls]]. and so, [[SNCA|a fat bastard and his cock buddies decided to spam the website with multiple VidLiiTrollPolice accounts in order to try and stop these "trolls". the war still wages on to this day or at least was going to until the mods stepped in and banned these faggots for good... thank fuck for that]]<br />
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[[File:Vidliitrollpoliceexposed.png|thumb|right|The owner encourages his faggot army to raid.]]<br />
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The VidLiiTrollPolice came back a couple months later after getting the banhammer by AM's team of failed moderators. This time these users came back during their grand master plan known as Operation 30th which ended up being a giant pile of nothing since most people stopped caring about VidLii a long time ago which meant that not many people were able to get enraged by these trolls. Since the website basically has no moderators and users, the VidLiiTrollPolice was able to get away with half-assed spam until the main spammer got bored and deleted his account.<br />
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==MylarBalloonFan "Trolls" VidLii==<br />
[[File:VidLiiCommunityVsAutist.png|thumb|left|245px|BratzLover's Shitlist]]<br />
[[MylarBalloonFan]] would become the most hated user on VidLii after spiderfan had finally left for good, but what made this even better was that this user had a known well documented history showcasing how bad of a user he is. [[MylarBalloonFan]] would start his VidLii career under the name BratzLover by comparing VidLii's community with Donald Trump. After his video was met with much negative press, BratzLover would later privatize his videos hoping that the mean trolls would not bother him. For awhile privatizing his videos kept him under the radar but he would once again make an appearance this time doing something completely degenerate. He would go out to make a shitlist of his least favorite users and then take a piss on the users that he hated. BratzLover would make more videos claiming that VidLii sucks ass which would give him plenty of views since VidLii users only know how to feed the trolls except this user isn't a troll at all but is actually genuine in his retarded behavior. BratzLover would go on to take the title of being the worst user after Spiderfan had left for good causing tons and tons of people getting outraged over this user. Random nobodies would later join in the fun by attempting to troll the website in order to make themselves the Clyde Cash of VidLii just by [[white knight]]ing Mylar without actually liking him or actually being a fan of his terrible content.<br />
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<b>Links:</b><br />
*[https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Bztui9gWukv BratzLover pisses on the list he made]<br />
*[https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=7KYy005VZBv 3 trolls set vidlii on fire]<br />
*[https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=BjwKPKB3oi4 Mylar Kiss]<br />
*[https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=-afboX9P6L_ BratzLover Drama in a nutshell]<br />
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==Porn Spam Cases (yes, that's what you read)==<br />
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Sometime after jan started to moderate the site again, some cases of porn spam started to happen (since jan is not always active on vidlii), the first one was a video of a weird hardcore porn, many people strangled the situation and quickly reported the videos to jan, sometime after, <br />
[https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=yDuqP1FiKBj SWEGTA made another video about the vidlii moderation]<br />
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however, 1 month later a guy known as bobbycorbin90 posted 4 videos of him fucking a latex doll (in one of them, the latex doll have a [[Facepalm|horribly ugly face]] and weirdly, in the end of the video he masturbates in front of the said face) 1 day later, bobbycorbin90 was banned<br />
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the last case was the weirdest one, one month later, another channel, [[Sarcasm|Friendlykidvideos]], posted a video called "johny johny yes papa kid frienly video", with a friendly thumbnail, however, the video was in fact '''a tuturial of how to increase the penis size'''<br />
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[[Troll|the uploader claimed to the people who commented the video that the video was actually kid friendly]], anyway, he was banned like all the others above<br />
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so far, this was the last porn spam case on vilii<br />
<br />
==How to properly hate on VidLii in case the site goes straight to shit again (SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS ALWAYS SHIT)==<br />
* Don't. Go to YouTube, Vimeo, Dailymotion, DTube, wherever the [[ALL CAPS|FUCK]] you want. Because [[lie|you hating on VidLii wont change]] [[ALL CAPS|SHIT]]! If you continue to hate on VidLii instead of leaving it, [[lie|then you are only giving them more attention and money, and you are retarded]]. some better advice would be to just document everything and redirect new members of [[Cancer|VidLii]] to this very [[success|ED page]] <br />
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==The beans get spilt about how VidLii still exists==<br />
[[File:WillSpillsBeansAboutVidLii.png|thumb|AyyItsWill, a user who hates the fuck out of the autistic VidLii community, spills the beans and gives his opinions on the site]]<br />
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AyyItsWill (Formerly: AN1MAT0RS, a former Eddsworld fan and former member of the VidLii community) spilled the beans about how VidLii still exists today, why it's still shit as well as giving his opinions about the site. he claims to have cucked out about making a video analysing the site despite the fact that he'd still be fucking the community over.<br />
here's the link https://mega.nz/#!Ul03GSgT!qA_QmHCNpkeVHL1csMAYEFWxHBo_rkR42P3kvY1mCTk<br />
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== Reasons to Use VidLii Over YouTube ==<br />
[[File:VidLiiPromotedOn4Chan.png|thumb|VidLii being promoted on 4chan]]<br />
*You haven't developed to the point where you care whether or not you're wasting your life away<br />
*You enjoy shitty websites<br />
*You want a hugbox of people who will defend you from da meeny falmer trollz<br />
*You prefer having a mediocre layout at best over a website with stable but bad functionality or community<br />
*You hate having an audience full of real people<br />
*You are too much of a pussy to use BitChute or DTube<br />
*You love Mylar balloons<br />
*You want to die alone<br />
*You love [[Zippcast]] and how it was run<br />
*You prefer websites that were built off old and stolen assets from YouTube<br />
*You're too pathetic to gain an audience on [[YouTube]]<br />
*You originally joined before Ali was an admin, being enough of a moron to think that it was a good website and then you immediately got fucked in the ass<br />
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==How to Troll VidLii aka How to become Famous on VidLii Through Low Effort Vids==<br />
*Post a video claiming that VidLii sucks.<br />
*Obsess over Mylar balloons<br />
*Spam on people's accounts<br />
*Attack active users on this website most of which would be other trolls<br />
*and if you get enough people on VidLii to get mad at you, you might end up being one of the more viewed channels on the website.<br />
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==Members of VidLii==<br />
{{nobodies}}<br />
[[File:Vidlii_ILA721Ban.png|thumb|right|An accurate depiction of iloveanime721 the schizo after getting banned for the 10th fucking time]]<br />
These are the users of VidLii who either caused a shitstorm because they're autistic failed abortions or the provided lulz to the ED page and had a strong desire to fuck the community over and learnt that VidLii was always shit<br />
[[File:Thatautismkid70.png|thumb|right|The face of a retarded autist. (That specific retarded autist is a 10 year old named ThatSkynyrdKid70...we have failed as the human race)]]<br />
[[File:Niggers_cat.png|thumb|right|The controversial image that started it all]]<br />
[[File:Niggers_weeb.png|thumb|right|Of course there's a weeb version of it]]<br />
[[File:ThatSkynyrdKidAdmitsIt.png|thumb|right|ThatSkynyrdKid70 <s>admits that</s> Lies about how "[[Lie|he baited the entire site]]" [[Fail|(to seem less retarded)]] and that he ran a troll account called [[cancer|SUPERDUDE43]] just to fuck with people and piss them off before being interrupted by the pedophile iloveanime.]]<br />
*<b>11pixels</b> - A spergy cunt who kept vandalizing the ED page with his sex master Spiderfan (but luckily they got banned and are both fucking each other in ban hell). When he's not vandalizing ED, he's out being a faggot and fucking a [[Lucario]] plushie. He also tells users to get a life, despite the fact he keeps spending his time being a faggot lulz killer and making pointless Discord servers that he abandons a week after making them. Thank god that faggot got [[Win|permanently banned from ED]].<br />
*<b>[[User:SomePrickNamedMemphis|AN1MAT0RS/AyyItsWill]]</b> - A smug bastard who left VidLii because he hated the fuck out of the community and frequently comes to this page to check on the editing process.<br />
*<b>[https://www.vidlii.com/user/CL21 CL21]</b> - Reporter of announcements and shitty drama - Got banned by Ali for something he did on a completely different account, and it [[wtf|somehow warranted a mass banning of every account he owns on the site]] including 2 of his friends who helped him with his shared channel.<br />
*<b>Cor955</b> - A shitty let's player with no originality or talent. He is an even shittier let's player than TheVideoGamer64 who also freaks the fuck out when confronted about his 2-year tour as a cook in the Oklahoma Coast Guard. He has also managed to block '''almost''' every user on Vidlii including those who haven't even interacted with him.<br />
*<b>DensestPotato</b> - An autistic [[sonic]] fan who uploaded music from said series. He called Ali a faggot so he BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWed really hard and banned him. Afterwards his account was reopened, but he has since left the site with no interest in getting fucked in the ass again.<br />
*<b>NFKRZ</b> - A semi-popular channel on YouTube that came to VidLii only to shitpost on it. He and his fanbase expanded the website temporarily by providing a huge influx of traffic. Likely the second lulziest thing to happen to the site since 2018's answer to Kristallnacht.<br />
*<b>joshthejosher</b> - A channel that makes reaction videos but without any substance or commentary whatsoever. He is also known for [[rape|joshing]] people. Recently known for [[Idiot|blocking TCT101 on every social platform known to exist]] after writing a long-ass rant about random shit nobody cares about. [[Attention Whore|His mother apparently recently passed away]], making him more depressed than an [[Faggot|emo 12 year old who faps to hentai on a regular basis]].<br />
*<b>Pinkerton</b> - A fellow [[Nerd|Weezerfag]], best known for his (stolen) masterpiece video "[[Azumanga Daioh|Osaka]] Breaking Chopsticks" on [[BitView]], Telling anyone who disagrees with his opinion to fuck off and for being [[Sarcasm|the only channel on Vidlii worth subscribing to]].<br />
*<b>KokoAnimations</b> - This person thought that hosting an art contest based on OCs on VidLii was a good idea. Said contest's "shitting cat drawing" eventually became the catalyst of the 2018 Community Purge. Her animations and drawings are somehow worse than shadowleggy's, making the "reward" of this retarded contest even more shitty and worthless to begin with. Thankfully she quit after all the fucking drama was over.<br />
*<b>JakeOnline</b> - A child that makes cringeworthy content. He also tricked Spiderfan into deleting his video defending Ali. Proving that even someone who is under 12 can become a professional troll.<br />
*<b>JanaFantasticShoes</b> - An user that uploads [[WTF|shoe fettish videos]], this user is so weird that was target of jokes between the VidLii users, including Jan himself who also made jokes about it. Apparently she's 50 years old, which proves that even people who are close to elders can have some sick fetish and poorly use [[YouPorn|Google Translate]].<br />
*<b>Mattwo</b> - Some asshole who makes crappy [[Garry's Mod]] videos. [[Hypocrisy|He stopped trusting "YouTube alternatives" after what happened to Zippcast and decided to just stick with]] [[JewTube]] [[Hypocrisy|and]] [[archive.org|the Internet Archive]]. [[Hypocrisy|He previously made accounts on VidBit, VidBitFuture and Vidme]] before he came to Vidlii [[Lies|just to to check it out]] but left after noticing it really wasn't any different from any other YouTube alternative. After hearing about Ali, who had previously changed Mattwo's password on Wenoo during their self-described petty feud on Zippcast, he came back to Vidlii [[Lies|just to tell the users]] "I told you so" and continue an old feud he had with Spiderfan after Zippcast was shut down. He later picked a fight with Sudeurion due to Sudeurion's complete ineptitude when it came to understanding how the Online Copyright Infringement Liability Limitation Act and Berne Convetion work, [[Shit no one cares about|as well as his own personal gripes about admins declaring what fair use is even though he thinks it's solely the job of the judges to decide]].<br />
*<b>Metro3ds2</b> - Makes shitposts and shitposts (but in 3D!) in his spare time. Kick-started Ali's crusade by uploading a shitpost video as part of an OC contest that KoKoAnimations and ShadowLeggy were judging. Said video created "Niggers" the cat. <br />
*<b>NathanDarkson984</b> - A shitty "animator", [[Battle For Dream Island|Objectcuck]] and Deviantart basement dweller who jacks off to little girls and Sonic the Hedgehog because his imaginary girlfriend wont blow him. He actually deluded himself to the point he thinks his life has meaning and that he has anything to say which hasn't already been said by someone in a more thoughtful way, which is the saddest thing of all. And also, he doesn't understand the point of this site. He usually comments something among the lines of "2009", "nostalgia" and a spanish fuckboy's warcry, ":v". He actually tried to add good comments about himself [[Chris-Chan]] style. All in all, he is a good candidate for trolling. Fortunately that manchild faggot quit the site.<br />
*<b>ShadowLeggy</b> - Ali's "[[lie|wife]]" and major stalking victim since 2010, she makes a living by animating shitty and boring Resident Evil parodies that take no effort to make. Rumors say she's married and the only reason Ali stalks her is in hopes of stealing her husband. Also known as a paranoid as fuck girl who will look up her name everyday and everywhere just to see if someone talks shit about her. Has been known to dox those who do.<br />
*<b>[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Skreewie]]</b> - Turkish [[Brenton Tarrant]] wannabe who sliced up some kebabs but couldn't remove any of them. He also plagiarized our [[High Score]] page in his manifesto, meaning we finally have [[AlGore]] 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]].<br />
*<b>[[An Hero|Tonsils]]</b> - Yet another lulzy channel that had [[Truth|content worth watching]] and loved to troll the living shit out of AT (a.k.a the nigger who records himself yelling in public). It has recently been confirmed by one of his friends that he became [[an hero]] a few minutes later in a skype call after posting a Suicide Note video in which he plays [[Win|a song by the legendary Wesley Willis]] then bids farewell. So long Space Cowboy.<br />
*<b>Moonman</b> - The only channel besides Metro3ds2 that is worth watching proving that moonman's racist music is fun to listen to on any website.<br />
*<b>[[13_year_old|JReviews/SomeCallMeJay]]</b> - A little boy... or [[Tranny|little girl?]] who is an Enterbot that makes Mr. Enter style content or poorly made commentaries on the VidLii community. Her original username JReviews is stolen form a not-so-popluar but still notable YouTuber that makes rants on video games. He is known for getting called a little girl by Edray1416 and ever since this event JReviews and Edray were rivals until Edray terminated his account. He has since terminated his account too, thank heavens for that. However, he will probably return to infect VidLii yet fucking again.<br />
*<b>ThatSkynyrdKid70</b> - A [[Retard|10 year old who claims to be 14]] who was told to fuck off after he uploaded copyrighted content to the site and cried wolf about it, only to be warned again and having his partnership removed for shit talking because the mods are [[Jews]]. He's a complete narcissist who can't take criticism and constantly brags about how much he loves Metallishit, Tool and [[Racism|Lynyrd Skynyrd]]. Banned for impersonating other users (apparently) and recently unbanned for unknown reasons. Friends with the [[Emo|emo]] edgelord NathanDarkson. He likes to claim that he supposedly knows what Fair Use is, and blocks anyone who argues with him on discord. CEO and founder of the bullshit VideoDump site, which is ran on motherfucking BlogSpot of all things, and hasn't bothered to update it since it was made. He claims that he's working on a new actual version of video dump which will be hosted on Geocities.ws, which still hasn't happened yet at all. He has admitted to stealing JC's CSS from his VidLii Reuploads site for the still non-existant Geocities version of VideoDump. <s>[[Lie|He eventually revealed on Discord that all of the retarded shit he did was all just to bait the entire community of VidLii into one of the most massive trolls in VidLii history]]</s> He eventually proved himself to be more retarded after he tried to make everyone believe [[Lie|he was in fact a Troll]], [[Truth|turning himself into one of the biggest spergs of VidLii history]], and finally <s>admitted</s> <s>accepted</s> [[Faggot|tried to make his retardation seem like it was just a part of a plan he made just for da LULZ GUISE!!!1!1!]] after it having already been proved to begin with that he was the one behind the SUPERDUDE43 channel. He recently [[Faggot|claimed that BigMushroomFan "bribed" him to join the new public VidLii Discord server, when in actuality he randomly found the server and BigMushroomFan didn't even fucking want him on it.]] Even more disturbing, [[Faggot|he seems to edit this article regularly making fun of himself.]] He miraculously doesn't have an [[attack article|actual article]] on EncyclopediaDramatica yet <s>(somehow.)</s> [[Truth|but nobody made one since nobody actually cares about him as much as he thinks they would.]]<br />
*<b>Tageneislover</b> - One of the most subscribed channels on Vidlii, until he called Ali out on his faggotry and got banned for it. There were people rioting on the streets, we swear.<br />
*<b>Trigex</b> - A person who tried to make VidLii open source and was told to fuck off. (because making VidLii which doesn't function half the time and functions badly the other half open source is apparently a good idea but the owners and moderators are selfish little Jews and only care about their dirty, piss-stained shekels)<br />
*<b>Zaphkiel024/TehFlimsey/Catalyse</b> - A [[Battle For Dream Island|BFDI]] fag who has a fetish for self deprecation. [[Faggot|Made a video of him saying "Ali" 418 fucking times]] and undid a revision with a picture of him [[sick fuck|wanting to have sex with a light bulb]] from the BFDI article on this very site. Being an autist, he also enjoys making bullshit [[Windows]] mockups.<br />
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==Notable Lolcows that use VidLii==<br />
*[[Mr.A.T.AndreiThomas|<b>Mr.A.T.AndreiThomas</b>]] - A terrible channel that Jan repeatedly promoted until now. He was known for being a bully, hypocrite, and a troll on Zippcast and Vidme. He has also repeated his cunt-like behavior on VidLii. He has currently been unbanned. Fortunately, he deleted all of his videos and quit. Thank fuck he will no longer infect VidLii.<br />
*<b>[[Bourg Productions|Edray1416]]</b> - A bald far-right nutjob cuntface with an unpleasant voice that makes poor quality content with low production values, Has a fetish for lard and plumbs and was once one of the most subbed channels. He has admitted to supporting segregation and is known for being VidLii's favorite punching bag. He left the website after failing to stand up to his own opinions making him a certified beta cuck that drinks soylent.<br />
*<b>The VidLii Troll Police</b> - The infamous group, the YouTube Troll Police or UTTP, has come to VidLii to cause trouble by raiding the website with autistic content. Thankfully, the officers have been banned.<br />
*<b>[[Erik "Tazman" Mokracek|EmmyLovesPotatoChips]]</b> - Someone who makes Chris Chan look like he has his shit together.<br />
*<b>[[Lord Foxworth|Aeromatic]]</b> - The virgin tranny who wants to fuck every Azumanga Daioh character and tries to force homosexuality down people's throats also uses Vidlii, As if Valis and Mylarbaloonfan weren't enough.<br />
*<b>[[Mylarballoonfan]] (A.K.A BratzLover)</b> - The Mylar balloon loving nostalgiatard has come to VidLii to act like a retard once again. Once again he has pissed off members of the VidLii community by acting like a tard by blocking people who disagree with him. Once it was exposed that he was on VidLii, he quickly privatized everything hoping that no one would expose his bullshit.<br />
*<b>[[ValisHD|ValisFantasmSoldier]]</b> - A nigger known for [[Pedophile|attempting to rape children]] and making generic and boring let's play videos. Currently banned for being a fucking pedophile SJW cunt.<br />
*<b>[[SonicStrife|GirlaPH/SonicStrife]]</b> - A attention whoring tranny tumblrina furfag that needs to go by her proper pronouns before looking her up. In the past this person pretended to be stalked by the KKK for virtue signaling points. Her alter ego, SonicStrife, is a [[nigger|diverse]] Klansman that has a fetish for tying people up. SonicStrife can only cum if he is in-visioning being tied up by the klan. He has hundreds of sock accounts either depicting various anime characters or members of his own klan, all of which have content of still images, girls being tied up, himself being tied up, or KKK recruitment videos.<br />
*<b>[[Pedophile|iloveanime721]]</b> - A [[batshit insane]] autistic pedophile that used to make shitty let's plays, awful MS Paint drawings of little boys, and had a blog dedicated to his shotacon fetish. It's very likely that he has schizophrenia (or PTSD from getting buttfucked by Bubba when he went to jail for downloading illegal porn) as every time people ban him he brings up politics and blames the KKK, the government and the CIA for everything that happens to him (Similar to [[Terry Davis]] except ILA721 fears niggers because of their cocks instead of hating them). Currently permabanned once again for being a [[pedophile|paedophile]] cunt, spamming the living shit out of the website with his awful drawings of underage children masturbating, uploading copyrighted content and abusing the flagging system. Good fucking riddance.<br />
*<b>Spiderfan</b> - VidLii's own Chris-Chan. He is known for making boring commentary videos with badly written and poorly thought out arguments. He has also admitted to having a scat fetish. He made a terrible poorly-edited video defending Ali's terrible moderating skills but deleted it when a series of dissatisfied users showed proof that he and Ali are both psychopaths. It was no surprise that every single comment these two made got downvoted and debunked to oblivion. It's a well-known fact that Spiderfan and Ali are both gay lovers and can't wait to meet so they can enjoy hot, sweet gay sex with each other. Tried to edit the article but was too stupid to use a different name, which means he's destined to live life with Ali's hand up his ass. he's also a miserable cunt even when ali fucks him in the ass, every day<br />
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==Parody/shitpost Accounts==<br />
'''These accounts are dedicated to those who shitposted or actually didn't take VidLii so seriously like everyone else '''<br />
*<b>[[RayWilliamJohnson]]</b> - One of the most popular channels on old YouTube. Now he is back on VidLii bringing quality content for the masses. One of the best channels on VidLii. He was banned for a day for bullshit reasons.<br />
*<b>Bennybud</b> - A troll who posted videos about how other people were trolls. Personified himself as Sonic and/or Goku. Ended off his legacy with an animation calling Jan a faggot.<br />
*<b>Awesomgaymer</b> - Some account ran by a YouTuber who most likely pretended to be autistic on VidLii.<br />
*<b>VaporShav3Gam3r</b> - another parody account who got into some short lived drama with Awesomgaymer, also ran by a YouTuber who pretended to be Autistic on VidLii.<br />
*<b>AwesumKoolKid</b> - some kid who came to VidLii just to call people "fat gays" and not upload anything.<br />
*<b>JumpStarRecords</b> - A troll channel that spams at other channels for being a troll channel calling their channels CANCER just to drive what's left of VidLii's community to insanity. He also white knights MylarBalloonFan only for lulz and also because MylarBalloonFan is the only one that gives a shit about his stolen shit music that he uploads on VidLii.<br />
*<b>Thycon</b> - A friend of JumpStarRecords that trolls raids other VidLii channels with him. It is likely that this user is also a sock of JumpStarRecords. He also white knights MylarBalloonFan ironically.<br />
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==Current and Past Moderators/Admins==<br />
*<b>[[Nazi|Jan]]</b> - The owner of VidLii, has no idea how to run a community or a website. If he's not throwing piss fits and making dumb rules for banning people he hates, he's "hiring" others to do it for him (still waiting on that paycheck). Currently all mods and admins have been BTFO'd and Jan is the only one moderating the site. Fuck you Jan.<br />
*<b>AM</b> - A shitposter who thirsts for attention. After Ali's reign, he became the admin. Was removed when Jan removed all moderation.<br />
*<b>[[SJW|ppichi]]</b> - A moderator Jan hired to moderate the [[Autism|VidLii Discord server]]. She ended up banning people who disagreed with her, merging partners with regular users, deleting channels and censoring everyone who cursed. She was BTFO'd like every other mod was. Good riddance.<br />
*<b>[[cunt|AliTheZombie13 / AlinhoAlisson]]</b> - Was able to stay under the faggot radar for quite a while--but there's always a way to sniff them out. When a tween by the name of Metro3ds fucked with his <s>waifu's</s> friend's art contest, he threw a fit and banned anyone who pissed him off. This of course led to him getting doxxed and harassed to no end. Before his time as a pissbaby, he coded quite a few features that are still currently in use on VidLii today.<br />
*<b>Malicious</b> - [[Lie|A tryhard troll.]] Made his big break when he called Jan a nazi in a video and [s]tagged as many people as he could in the comment section[/s] had a troll account made about him that tagged as many people possible in his channel comments. When he's not picking on children online, he's probably deleting his channel (for real this time gois!!) Was at <s>one point</s> TWO POINTS a VidLii moderator [[Lies|before bitching off like he always does. [s]Currently banned.]] Good riddance.[/s]<br />
*<b>JonBot</b> - Founder of [[Who?|Cosmic Media LLC]]. He is known for his incompetent work in a shitty alternative site that never got to the launch date. He was fired after finding an exploit and banning the then-admin, AM. Good riddance.<br />
*<b>Formidable</b> - The only mod to not quit or be BTFO'd by Jan before the Fattyman era. Generally uncontroversial and boring. Was removed when Jan removed all moderation. <br />
*<b>Sudeurion</b> - A faggot who probably edits his own ED articles. He got super mad when JonBot was (rightfully) banned and quit. He wants nothing more than popularity to satisfy his ego, which is the only reason he even decided to mod for VidLii.<br />
*<b>[[Tubgirl|Mr Fattyman]]</b> - An IRL friend of [[Nazi|Jan]] that he hired. He's known for having a scat fetish and hating weeaboos with a burning passion. In his prime, he vandalized the site and Discord server. Eventually was fired. He also harassed some scottish bag of potatoes.<br />
*<b>[[SuperMarioLogan|BigMushroomFan]]</b> - A [[Asshole|scottish 12 year old]] who failed almost immediately at his position [[Fail|allowing a site-wide hack less than a day after becoming an admin]].<br />
*<b>[[Furfag|Wuff / Ali(?)]]</b> - Another IRL friend of [[Nazi|Jan]] and a [[Duh|furry faggot]] that he hired to continue developing VidLii for him, [[Douchebag|because he's too lazy to do it himself]]. He spends his time in the Vidlii Discord [[SJW|hating everyone and being offended by everything]], does this remind you of someone?<br />
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==Spin-Off Sites of VidLii==<br />
[[File:VidClips.png|thumb|Only severely autistic people care about VidClips.]]<br />
Just like VidLii most of these will not be anything but a meme.<br />
*<b>[[ZippCast]]</b> - Created before Vidlii but still a huge inspiration for Vidlii and pretty much what Ali wanted Vidlii to be during his mod days. Several VidLii users in the community have joked about reviving it for the sake of nostalgia, but have not produced anything substantial.<br />
*<b>[[BitView]]</b> - Jan's second website. While VidLii emulates 2007 YouTube, BitView takes people further back and has more spics then ever. It's also twice as worse as vidlii and less functional<br />
*<b>BeanTube</b> - A super shitty video-sharing website which never existed as anything but a forced meme on VidLii, even back in 2016. BeanTube was run by the super [[Shit|reliable]] [[Loser|GuyverBean]].<br />
*<b><s>VidBlue</s></b> - A Vidlii ripoff created by our beloved former nazi moderator, Ali. If you liked Ali's Hitler inspired moderation you'd have loved VidBlue, cancelled because Ali got doxxed and pussied out lol. Karma bitch!<br />
*<b>Vlare</b> - It's the same cancer as VidLii but modernized. Expect the same unfunny content and unnecessary admin related drama if Jan attempts to hire mods again. MoonMan might get the banhammer as well if this happens. This shitty website was made using scrapped code for VidLii 2.0. <strike>Jan hopes to release it by early 2019 but he will likely delay it since he is lazy.</strike> AAAAAAAND HE COULDN'T! IT'S NOW DEAD FOREVER LMAO<br />
*<b>VidClips</b> - Autism in it's true form. Has recently been discovered to steal code. <br />
*<b>CrapAsst</b> - A failed parody of [[ZippCast]], made as a joke.<br />
*<b>Vidbytez</b> - <s>Another shitty meme site that is nothing more than an inside joke like VidClips and Viewcast their is no actual progress on it.</s> Shitty meme site by Trigex which has had some decent progress done on it, but barely functions nonetheless. http://vidbytez.xyz<br />
*<b>JewTube</b> - A site made created by Sudeurion as a joke to create [[THE_BEST|the worst]] version of YouTube. Also it's an actual site for Jewish content.<br />
*<b>ViewCast</b> - One of the VidLii communities' failed attempt to bring back [[Zippcast]].<br />
*<b>VidBitFuture</b> - A website that was created while VidBit was shut down created by AM. This shitty website was made using vShare that was supposed to replace VidBit while it was down. There was apparently two versions of this website that were made during development. AM scrapped the original code in order to release it faster. The result was a website so bad that it became known to the VidLii community as the worst alternative to YouTube since Zippcast.<br />
*<b>BitLii</b> - A failed project that was made so that users can escape VidLii while it was under Ali's tyrannical rule.<br />
*<b>Vanillo</b> - The one site Jan hates because he knows it's [[Fact|more successful than Vidlii]]. Vanillo's success after Jan's failed attempts at moderating the site really [[BAWWWWW|rustled his jimmies]] causing him to ban the official Vanillo account on Vidlii and shadowban anyone who uses the word "Vanillo" in their videos. While Vanillo has a completely different and [[Unoriginal|flat design]] it's ran by some of the Vidlii's users. <br />
*<b>LookView</b> - A project which was based on the 2009 [[YouTube]]. However, it was soon renamed to Plasma (which wasn't a YT clone).<br />
*<b>VideoDump</b> - A shitty vidlii ripoff that's ran by the king of autism, ThatSkynyrdKid70, and it's hosted on Blogger. Pretty much another inside joke like VidBytez, VidClips and Viewcast, since the autistic 10-year-old that runs it hasn't done anything with it since the day it was made, and Pinkerton who was apparently supposed to be helping with this site and is also apparently the co-founder, doesn't seem to give two shits about it either.<br />
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== Links ==<br />
[[File:JansthoughtsonED.png|thumb|Jan tells his userbase that he loves this ED page.]]<br />
*The Website Itself: http://www.vidlii.com<br />
*The site's own wikia: http://vidlii.wikia.com/wiki/Vidlii_Wiki<br />
*VidLii Promo: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=4ZUXAxz8tiV<br />
*VidLii Anime Episode 1: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=wJ6k-FsSoOd<br />
*Someone provides a look on YouVideo on VidLii: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Gp8oNPH1gDM<br />
*VidLii becomes a communist shithole. LULZ!!: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=XSP-KC33mxe<br />
*VidLii - The Movie: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=MDwJd0_RA_S<br />
*WALKIETALKIES IS A SOYBOY PROOF!!!!!: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=TSRMszUfG7g<br />
*VidLii bans HeXa: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Wt0e4TWilEq<br />
*VidLii Censorship Gets Worse: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=qswZv0yXauR<br />
*THIS IS THE END, VIDLII: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=zxAGM1VmO7N<br />
*A User On VidLii Defends Censorship: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Ty4RCCgyFRA<br />
*Jesus reviews VidLii: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=XE6CKNRNp2k<br />
*AN1MAT0RS reacts to this page with satisfaction that it exists: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=XidGIjfexPI (LOL THIS LINK IS DEAD!)<br />
*TOP TEN REASONS WHY VIDLII SUCKS: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Qg5LNm35TaE<br />
*A video on the site that accurately describes VidLii: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=oRPHqoLrLoP<br />
*Ali's very own YouTube ripoff, currently in development hell: https://vid.blue/watch?v=rRWjrbDuLqz<br />
*Someone makes a video about the current state of YouTube on VidLii: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=9OiWFGfBVz6<br />
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==See Also==<br />
* [[Dailymotion]] - What VidLii would look like without admins.[[File:Hahaha_nathan_you_autistic_fuck.png|thumb|right|This VidLoser doesn't understand the point of this site.]]<br />
* [[George Soros]] - Just like Soros, Jan looks Jewish at first but hides his Nazi fetish.<br />
* [[AnimatedJames]] - Spiderfan has the same fetish has this person.<br />
* [[BitView]] - Jan's other website. It is known for being a dumping ground for videos made by [[Mexicans]]. Jan also spends more time managing the community on this website than on VidLii since the community is less retarded thus making it easier to manage.<br />
* [[BitChute]] - Another alternative to YouTube, this one with more nazi lulz.<br />
* [[4chan]] - Many users on VidLii come from 4chan.<br />
* [[Verond]] - An even shitter alternative to YouTube. VidLii is not perfect, but Verond is way worse.<br />
* [[NeoGAF]] - The rules of this website during Ali's reign are similar to VidLii. The most important rule on AliTube is <b>NO [[Fun|FUN]] ALLOWED!!</b><br />
* [[Deleting your YouTube Videos]]<br />
* [[Mr.A.T.AndreiThomas]] - Spiderfan's arch nemesis during their time on Zippcast.<br />
* [[ValisHD]] - A pedophile who uses VidLii. Another reason not to use this shitty site.<br />
* [[Goanimate|GoFags]] - VidLii is slowly becoming the home of these spergy bastards. <br />
* [[Battle For Dream Island|OSC fags]] - As well as these niggers.<br />
* [[Roblox]] - Half of the site is filled with underage Roblox players. That's probably the reason why there's so many pedophiles on VidLii.<br />
* [[Vloggerheads]]<br />
* [[Null]] - Ali is a lot like Joshua Conner Moon back when he was working on [[8chan|Infinity Never]]. Just like Joshua Conner Moon, he has leaked IPs while claiming that what he did was an accident, was hired to help with the site's coding, backstabbed the user base of the site, and tried to make their own version of the website they were working on after they were fired.<br />
* [[Vordrak]] - Much like Vordrak, Ali claims to be a free speech-loving conservative but is willing to attack the 1st Amendment if it offends him.<br />
* [[Eddsworld]] - Pretty much what AN1MAT0RS is except the creator of AN1MAT0RS isn't a dead knot, He doesn't seem to care though as he's doing other stuff now.<br />
* [[Moon Man]] - VidLii is one of the few places you can listen to moon man raps nowadays.<br />
* [[Zippcast]] - What Jan has turned his website into.<br />
* [[YouTube]] - The website that Jan wants to emulate. unfortunately, most of the members of VidLii came from youtube and made it even fucking worse<br />
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{{oldweb}}<br />
{{Takedown}}<br />
{{Dying alone}}<br />
{{Web 2.0}}<br />
{{nazis}}<br />
{{VidLii}}<br />
{{Retarded Edit Wars}}<br />
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{{Sites}}<br />
{{Social Media}}<br />
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[[Category:Sites]]<br />
[[Category:Web 2.0]]<br />
[[Category:Social Media]]<br />
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{{Timeline|Featured article May 13 and 14, [[2018]]|[[Rick and Morty]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]}}</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Devin_Patrick_Kelley&diff=1922090Devin Patrick Kelley2025-05-21T18:46:10Z<p>Legroyper: /* Gallery */</p>
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<div>{{an hero}}<br />
{{aspie}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_Feeling_Euphoric.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Devin Patrick Kelley'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 12, 1991}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 5, 2017 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 26, injured 20}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|Mommy Issues<br>Atheism<br>Butthurt}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
In November 2017, an [[atheist]] [[neckbeard]] known as '''Devin Patrick Kelley'''{{atheist}} from New Braunfels, [[Texas]] drove a long 35 miles to Sutherland Springs to shoot up a [[Christianity|church]], killing 26 people (4% of the town's population) and injuring 20 others. Because he was playing on hard mode on the Texas map and everyone is armed to the teeth, he was shot by a passerby in the torso and the leg. After getting into a high speed chase with some [[goy|random guy]] and crying to his [[daddy]] on the phone, he became [[an hero]] near the scene at the age of 26. <br />
<br />
This makes Devin the deadliest and second youngest mass shooter on a church beside [[Dylann Roof]], who was 21 at the time of his spree. [[Win|The difference between Kelley and Roof is that the former managed to have a better kill to injury ratio]]. Unlike Dylann, Devin also did not sport a [[So cash|super sick]] bowl cut and instead opted for the greasy, [[Discord]] mod look. Like every Discord mod in existence, Devin Kelley was also a [[pedophile]] who groomed a [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|13-year-old]] at 18.<br />
<br />
Devin Kelley served four years in the [[Military|Chair Force]] before being court marshaled and dishonorably discharged as an E-1 for physically assaulting both his wife and child. Apparently he had a colorful history of violent stupidity aside from breaking his infant stepson's skull in [[2012]]. He also tried to get weapons on to his air base to [[pwn]] his superior officers. Kelley was brought back to court in [[2014]] for [[animal abuse]] charges.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{squote|In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.}}<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
<br />
==Loadout==<br />
<div align="center"><br />
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Ruger AR-556<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*A trusty AR-15-style rifle, and a bad [[bitch]], as said by Kelley himself. '''50-65 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Glock 19<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Pretty good handgun that he DIDN'T FUCKING USE. '''20-35 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Ruger SR22<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsFiveSeven.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Another handgun, this one chambered in [[Shit|.22 Long Rifle]]. Also wasn't used by Kelley. '''5-10 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
[[File:Fedora icon.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Double damage against [[Christfags]].<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
==Nobody Could Have Seen This Coming==<br />
[[Image:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_FaceBook_Gun_Post.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
Oh, wait a minute. Here's a fun thought that'll get your mind thinking hard: if you have someone as a friend on social media that you've known for a long time and they unexpectedly start posting pictures of guns just completely out of the blue... most likely not a good sign and you should report them so they get [[V&]]. Especially if they happen to be somebody with a political view that is anti-cop or anti-government in general, somebody diagnosed with a [[mental illness]], socially awkward, [[Seung-Hui Cho|a virgin]], child or wife beater, [[Stephen Paddock|heavy casino gambler]], or Muslim.<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|'''26'''|One kill shy of [[Adam Lanza]]|11|Only 26 killshots in a room of about 50 people|15|Edgelord tactical gear|20|Deadliest shooting in Texas and dead kids|20|Subjected the world to Texas on a Sunday|92|A|Path of the Righteous Man}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Twitter reaction==<br />
As with the [[Vegas shooting|Mandalay Bay shooting]], a butthurt Hillary voter had this to say of the mass shooting:<br />
{{quote|1=Sutherland Springs is in rural Texas, these were all likely 45 voters.<br />
<br />
This is karma in action.<br />
<br />
Good riddance.<br />
|2=[https://twitter.com/ReFlex76 Antonio E. Gonzalez]|3=[http://archive.is/PuJvx 2:29 PM - 5 Nov 2017]}}<br />
<br />
The leftists on Twitter took a break from licking Hillary's asshole long enough to let out a joyous cheer for their comrade's epic takedown of 26 dead Christians, while the butthurt patriots cheered themselves up by [https://voat.co/v/whatever/2227951 doxing him] and ensuring that his employer saw his touching sentiments about the victims.<br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<br><br />
[[:File:DevinKelley8.mp4.mp4]]|750px|center]] <center><br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Devin Kelley yearbook.jpg|Devin Kelley made the transition from [[emo]] [[twink]] to [[Reddit|r/atheism]] [[mod]] in a few short years<br />
File:Devin Kelley.jpg<br />
File:[[File:184982013_28036c71-b79e-40ba-a42a-7a1203a05699.jpeg|400px]]<br />
File:[[File:devin-kelley4.jpg|400px]]<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==Related Articles==<br />
*[[Atheism]]<br />
*[[Adam Lanza]]<br />
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]]<br />
*[[Dylann Roof]]<br />
*[[Omar Mateen]]<br />
*[[Stephen Paddock]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-church-killer-reportedly-identified-devin-patrick-kelley-article-1.3613301 Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
* [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/devin-patrick-kelley-texas-shooting-suspect-sutherland-springs-first-baptist-church-latest/ Devin Patrick Kelley: What we know about the Texas church shooting suspect]<br />
* [https://heavy.com/news/2017/11/devin-kelley-p-sutherland-springs-church-shooter-patrick-kelly/ Devin Kelley: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know]<br />
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/05/baptist-church-shooting-south-texas-sutherland-springs Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
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{{Psychopaths}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Gun control}}<br />
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{{atheism}}<br />
[[Category:People]]<br />
[[Category:2017]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Devin_Patrick_Kelley&diff=1922087Devin Patrick Kelley2025-05-21T18:37:02Z<p>Legroyper: /* Videos */</p>
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<div>{{an hero}}<br />
{{aspie}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_Feeling_Euphoric.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Devin Patrick Kelley'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 12, 1991}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 5, 2017 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 26, injured 20}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|Mommy Issues<br>Atheism<br>Butthurt}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
In November 2017, an [[atheist]] [[neckbeard]] known as '''Devin Patrick Kelley'''{{atheist}} from New Braunfels, [[Texas]] drove a long 35 miles to Sutherland Springs to shoot up a [[Christianity|church]], killing 26 people (4% of the town's population) and injuring 20 others. Because he was playing on hard mode on the Texas map and everyone is armed to the teeth, he was shot by a passerby in the torso and the leg. After getting into a high speed chase with some [[goy|random guy]] and crying to his [[daddy]] on the phone, he became [[an hero]] near the scene at the age of 26. <br />
<br />
This makes Devin the deadliest and second youngest mass shooter on a church beside [[Dylann Roof]], who was 21 at the time of his spree. [[Win|The difference between Kelley and Roof is that the former managed to have a better kill to injury ratio]]. Unlike Dylann, Devin also did not sport a [[So cash|super sick]] bowl cut and instead opted for the greasy, [[Discord]] mod look. Like every Discord mod in existence, Devin Kelley was also a [[pedophile]] who groomed a [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|13-year-old]] at 18.<br />
<br />
Devin Kelley served four years in the [[Military|Chair Force]] before being court marshaled and dishonorably discharged as an E-1 for physically assaulting both his wife and child. Apparently he had a colorful history of violent stupidity aside from breaking his infant stepson's skull in [[2012]]. He also tried to get weapons on to his air base to [[pwn]] his superior officers. Kelley was brought back to court in [[2014]] for [[animal abuse]] charges.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{squote|In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.}}<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
<br />
==Loadout==<br />
<div align="center"><br />
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Ruger AR-556<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*A trusty AR-15-style rifle, and a bad [[bitch]], as said by Kelley himself. '''50-65 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Glock 19<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Pretty good handgun that he DIDN'T FUCKING USE. '''20-35 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Ruger SR22<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsFiveSeven.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Another handgun, this one chambered in [[Shit|.22 Long Rifle]]. Also wasn't used by Kelley. '''5-10 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
[[File:Fedora icon.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Double damage against [[Christfags]].<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
==Nobody Could Have Seen This Coming==<br />
[[Image:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_FaceBook_Gun_Post.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
Oh, wait a minute. Here's a fun thought that'll get your mind thinking hard: if you have someone as a friend on social media that you've known for a long time and they unexpectedly start posting pictures of guns just completely out of the blue... most likely not a good sign and you should report them so they get [[V&]]. Especially if they happen to be somebody with a political view that is anti-cop or anti-government in general, somebody diagnosed with a [[mental illness]], socially awkward, [[Seung-Hui Cho|a virgin]], child or wife beater, [[Stephen Paddock|heavy casino gambler]], or Muslim.<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|'''26'''|One kill shy of [[Adam Lanza]]|11|Only 26 killshots in a room of about 50 people|15|Edgelord tactical gear|20|Deadliest shooting in Texas and dead kids|20|Subjected the world to Texas on a Sunday|92|A|Path of the Righteous Man}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Twitter reaction==<br />
As with the [[Vegas shooting|Mandalay Bay shooting]], a butthurt Hillary voter had this to say of the mass shooting:<br />
{{quote|1=Sutherland Springs is in rural Texas, these were all likely 45 voters.<br />
<br />
This is karma in action.<br />
<br />
Good riddance.<br />
|2=[https://twitter.com/ReFlex76 Antonio E. Gonzalez]|3=[http://archive.is/PuJvx 2:29 PM - 5 Nov 2017]}}<br />
<br />
The leftists on Twitter took a break from licking Hillary's asshole long enough to let out a joyous cheer for their comrade's epic takedown of 26 dead Christians, while the butthurt patriots cheered themselves up by [https://voat.co/v/whatever/2227951 doxing him] and ensuring that his employer saw his touching sentiments about the victims.<br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<br><br />
[[:File:DevinKelley8.mp4.mp4]]|750px|center]] <center><br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Devin Kelley yearbook.jpg|Devin Kelley made the transition from [[emo]] [[twink]] to [[Reddit|r/atheism]] [[mod]] in a few short years<br />
File:Devin Kelley.jpg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==Related Articles==<br />
*[[Atheism]]<br />
*[[Adam Lanza]]<br />
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]]<br />
*[[Dylann Roof]]<br />
*[[Omar Mateen]]<br />
*[[Stephen Paddock]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-church-killer-reportedly-identified-devin-patrick-kelley-article-1.3613301 Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
* [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/devin-patrick-kelley-texas-shooting-suspect-sutherland-springs-first-baptist-church-latest/ Devin Patrick Kelley: What we know about the Texas church shooting suspect]<br />
* [https://heavy.com/news/2017/11/devin-kelley-p-sutherland-springs-church-shooter-patrick-kelly/ Devin Kelley: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know]<br />
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/05/baptist-church-shooting-south-texas-sutherland-springs Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Psychopaths}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
{{atheism}}<br />
[[Category:People]]<br />
[[Category:2017]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Devin_Patrick_Kelley&diff=1922086Devin Patrick Kelley2025-05-21T18:36:13Z<p>Legroyper: /* Videos */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{an hero}}<br />
{{aspie}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_Feeling_Euphoric.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Devin Patrick Kelley'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 12, 1991}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 5, 2017 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 26, injured 20}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|Mommy Issues<br>Atheism<br>Butthurt}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
In November 2017, an [[atheist]] [[neckbeard]] known as '''Devin Patrick Kelley'''{{atheist}} from New Braunfels, [[Texas]] drove a long 35 miles to Sutherland Springs to shoot up a [[Christianity|church]], killing 26 people (4% of the town's population) and injuring 20 others. Because he was playing on hard mode on the Texas map and everyone is armed to the teeth, he was shot by a passerby in the torso and the leg. After getting into a high speed chase with some [[goy|random guy]] and crying to his [[daddy]] on the phone, he became [[an hero]] near the scene at the age of 26. <br />
<br />
This makes Devin the deadliest and second youngest mass shooter on a church beside [[Dylann Roof]], who was 21 at the time of his spree. [[Win|The difference between Kelley and Roof is that the former managed to have a better kill to injury ratio]]. Unlike Dylann, Devin also did not sport a [[So cash|super sick]] bowl cut and instead opted for the greasy, [[Discord]] mod look. Like every Discord mod in existence, Devin Kelley was also a [[pedophile]] who groomed a [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|13-year-old]] at 18.<br />
<br />
Devin Kelley served four years in the [[Military|Chair Force]] before being court marshaled and dishonorably discharged as an E-1 for physically assaulting both his wife and child. Apparently he had a colorful history of violent stupidity aside from breaking his infant stepson's skull in [[2012]]. He also tried to get weapons on to his air base to [[pwn]] his superior officers. Kelley was brought back to court in [[2014]] for [[animal abuse]] charges.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{squote|In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.}}<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
<br />
==Loadout==<br />
<div align="center"><br />
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Ruger AR-556<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*A trusty AR-15-style rifle, and a bad [[bitch]], as said by Kelley himself. '''50-65 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Glock 19<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Pretty good handgun that he DIDN'T FUCKING USE. '''20-35 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Ruger SR22<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsFiveSeven.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Another handgun, this one chambered in [[Shit|.22 Long Rifle]]. Also wasn't used by Kelley. '''5-10 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
[[File:Fedora icon.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Double damage against [[Christfags]].<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
==Nobody Could Have Seen This Coming==<br />
[[Image:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_FaceBook_Gun_Post.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
Oh, wait a minute. Here's a fun thought that'll get your mind thinking hard: if you have someone as a friend on social media that you've known for a long time and they unexpectedly start posting pictures of guns just completely out of the blue... most likely not a good sign and you should report them so they get [[V&]]. Especially if they happen to be somebody with a political view that is anti-cop or anti-government in general, somebody diagnosed with a [[mental illness]], socially awkward, [[Seung-Hui Cho|a virgin]], child or wife beater, [[Stephen Paddock|heavy casino gambler]], or Muslim.<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|'''26'''|One kill shy of [[Adam Lanza]]|11|Only 26 killshots in a room of about 50 people|15|Edgelord tactical gear|20|Deadliest shooting in Texas and dead kids|20|Subjected the world to Texas on a Sunday|92|A|Path of the Righteous Man}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Twitter reaction==<br />
As with the [[Vegas shooting|Mandalay Bay shooting]], a butthurt Hillary voter had this to say of the mass shooting:<br />
{{quote|1=Sutherland Springs is in rural Texas, these were all likely 45 voters.<br />
<br />
This is karma in action.<br />
<br />
Good riddance.<br />
|2=[https://twitter.com/ReFlex76 Antonio E. Gonzalez]|3=[http://archive.is/PuJvx 2:29 PM - 5 Nov 2017]}}<br />
<br />
The leftists on Twitter took a break from licking Hillary's asshole long enough to let out a joyous cheer for their comrade's epic takedown of 26 dead Christians, while the butthurt patriots cheered themselves up by [https://voat.co/v/whatever/2227951 doxing him] and ensuring that his employer saw his touching sentiments about the victims.<br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<br><br />
[[:File:DevinKelley8.mp4.mp4]]|750px <center><br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Devin Kelley yearbook.jpg|Devin Kelley made the transition from [[emo]] [[twink]] to [[Reddit|r/atheism]] [[mod]] in a few short years<br />
File:Devin Kelley.jpg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==Related Articles==<br />
*[[Atheism]]<br />
*[[Adam Lanza]]<br />
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]]<br />
*[[Dylann Roof]]<br />
*[[Omar Mateen]]<br />
*[[Stephen Paddock]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-church-killer-reportedly-identified-devin-patrick-kelley-article-1.3613301 Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
* [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/devin-patrick-kelley-texas-shooting-suspect-sutherland-springs-first-baptist-church-latest/ Devin Patrick Kelley: What we know about the Texas church shooting suspect]<br />
* [https://heavy.com/news/2017/11/devin-kelley-p-sutherland-springs-church-shooter-patrick-kelly/ Devin Kelley: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know]<br />
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/05/baptist-church-shooting-south-texas-sutherland-springs Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Psychopaths}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
{{atheism}}<br />
[[Category:People]]<br />
[[Category:2017]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Devin_Patrick_Kelley&diff=1922085Devin Patrick Kelley2025-05-21T18:35:13Z<p>Legroyper: /* Videos */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{an hero}}<br />
{{aspie}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_Feeling_Euphoric.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Devin Patrick Kelley'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 12, 1991}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 5, 2017 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 26, injured 20}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|Mommy Issues<br>Atheism<br>Butthurt}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
In November 2017, an [[atheist]] [[neckbeard]] known as '''Devin Patrick Kelley'''{{atheist}} from New Braunfels, [[Texas]] drove a long 35 miles to Sutherland Springs to shoot up a [[Christianity|church]], killing 26 people (4% of the town's population) and injuring 20 others. Because he was playing on hard mode on the Texas map and everyone is armed to the teeth, he was shot by a passerby in the torso and the leg. After getting into a high speed chase with some [[goy|random guy]] and crying to his [[daddy]] on the phone, he became [[an hero]] near the scene at the age of 26. <br />
<br />
This makes Devin the deadliest and second youngest mass shooter on a church beside [[Dylann Roof]], who was 21 at the time of his spree. [[Win|The difference between Kelley and Roof is that the former managed to have a better kill to injury ratio]]. Unlike Dylann, Devin also did not sport a [[So cash|super sick]] bowl cut and instead opted for the greasy, [[Discord]] mod look. Like every Discord mod in existence, Devin Kelley was also a [[pedophile]] who groomed a [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|13-year-old]] at 18.<br />
<br />
Devin Kelley served four years in the [[Military|Chair Force]] before being court marshaled and dishonorably discharged as an E-1 for physically assaulting both his wife and child. Apparently he had a colorful history of violent stupidity aside from breaking his infant stepson's skull in [[2012]]. He also tried to get weapons on to his air base to [[pwn]] his superior officers. Kelley was brought back to court in [[2014]] for [[animal abuse]] charges.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{squote|In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.}}<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
<br />
==Loadout==<br />
<div align="center"><br />
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Ruger AR-556<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*A trusty AR-15-style rifle, and a bad [[bitch]], as said by Kelley himself. '''50-65 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Glock 19<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Pretty good handgun that he DIDN'T FUCKING USE. '''20-35 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Ruger SR22<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsFiveSeven.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Another handgun, this one chambered in [[Shit|.22 Long Rifle]]. Also wasn't used by Kelley. '''5-10 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
[[File:Fedora icon.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Double damage against [[Christfags]].<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
==Nobody Could Have Seen This Coming==<br />
[[Image:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_FaceBook_Gun_Post.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
Oh, wait a minute. Here's a fun thought that'll get your mind thinking hard: if you have someone as a friend on social media that you've known for a long time and they unexpectedly start posting pictures of guns just completely out of the blue... most likely not a good sign and you should report them so they get [[V&]]. Especially if they happen to be somebody with a political view that is anti-cop or anti-government in general, somebody diagnosed with a [[mental illness]], socially awkward, [[Seung-Hui Cho|a virgin]], child or wife beater, [[Stephen Paddock|heavy casino gambler]], or Muslim.<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|'''26'''|One kill shy of [[Adam Lanza]]|11|Only 26 killshots in a room of about 50 people|15|Edgelord tactical gear|20|Deadliest shooting in Texas and dead kids|20|Subjected the world to Texas on a Sunday|92|A|Path of the Righteous Man}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Twitter reaction==<br />
As with the [[Vegas shooting|Mandalay Bay shooting]], a butthurt Hillary voter had this to say of the mass shooting:<br />
{{quote|1=Sutherland Springs is in rural Texas, these were all likely 45 voters.<br />
<br />
This is karma in action.<br />
<br />
Good riddance.<br />
|2=[https://twitter.com/ReFlex76 Antonio E. Gonzalez]|3=[http://archive.is/PuJvx 2:29 PM - 5 Nov 2017]}}<br />
<br />
The leftists on Twitter took a break from licking Hillary's asshole long enough to let out a joyous cheer for their comrade's epic takedown of 26 dead Christians, while the butthurt patriots cheered themselves up by [https://voat.co/v/whatever/2227951 doxing him] and ensuring that his employer saw his touching sentiments about the victims.<br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<br><br />
[[:File:DevinKelley8.mp4.mp4]]|750px|center]] <center><br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Devin Kelley yearbook.jpg|Devin Kelley made the transition from [[emo]] [[twink]] to [[Reddit|r/atheism]] [[mod]] in a few short years<br />
File:Devin Kelley.jpg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==Related Articles==<br />
*[[Atheism]]<br />
*[[Adam Lanza]]<br />
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]]<br />
*[[Dylann Roof]]<br />
*[[Omar Mateen]]<br />
*[[Stephen Paddock]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-church-killer-reportedly-identified-devin-patrick-kelley-article-1.3613301 Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
* [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/devin-patrick-kelley-texas-shooting-suspect-sutherland-springs-first-baptist-church-latest/ Devin Patrick Kelley: What we know about the Texas church shooting suspect]<br />
* [https://heavy.com/news/2017/11/devin-kelley-p-sutherland-springs-church-shooter-patrick-kelly/ Devin Kelley: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know]<br />
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/05/baptist-church-shooting-south-texas-sutherland-springs Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
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{{Psychopaths}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
{{atheism}}<br />
[[Category:People]]<br />
[[Category:2017]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Devin_Patrick_Kelley&diff=1922084Devin Patrick Kelley2025-05-21T18:27:22Z<p>Legroyper: /* Videos */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{an hero}}<br />
{{aspie}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_Feeling_Euphoric.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Devin Patrick Kelley'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 12, 1991}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 5, 2017 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 26, injured 20}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|Mommy Issues<br>Atheism<br>Butthurt}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
In November 2017, an [[atheist]] [[neckbeard]] known as '''Devin Patrick Kelley'''{{atheist}} from New Braunfels, [[Texas]] drove a long 35 miles to Sutherland Springs to shoot up a [[Christianity|church]], killing 26 people (4% of the town's population) and injuring 20 others. Because he was playing on hard mode on the Texas map and everyone is armed to the teeth, he was shot by a passerby in the torso and the leg. After getting into a high speed chase with some [[goy|random guy]] and crying to his [[daddy]] on the phone, he became [[an hero]] near the scene at the age of 26. <br />
<br />
This makes Devin the deadliest and second youngest mass shooter on a church beside [[Dylann Roof]], who was 21 at the time of his spree. [[Win|The difference between Kelley and Roof is that the former managed to have a better kill to injury ratio]]. Unlike Dylann, Devin also did not sport a [[So cash|super sick]] bowl cut and instead opted for the greasy, [[Discord]] mod look. Like every Discord mod in existence, Devin Kelley was also a [[pedophile]] who groomed a [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|13-year-old]] at 18.<br />
<br />
Devin Kelley served four years in the [[Military|Chair Force]] before being court marshaled and dishonorably discharged as an E-1 for physically assaulting both his wife and child. Apparently he had a colorful history of violent stupidity aside from breaking his infant stepson's skull in [[2012]]. He also tried to get weapons on to his air base to [[pwn]] his superior officers. Kelley was brought back to court in [[2014]] for [[animal abuse]] charges.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{squote|In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.}}<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
<br />
==Loadout==<br />
<div align="center"><br />
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Ruger AR-556<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*A trusty AR-15-style rifle, and a bad [[bitch]], as said by Kelley himself. '''50-65 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Glock 19<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Pretty good handgun that he DIDN'T FUCKING USE. '''20-35 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Ruger SR22<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsFiveSeven.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Another handgun, this one chambered in [[Shit|.22 Long Rifle]]. Also wasn't used by Kelley. '''5-10 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
[[File:Fedora icon.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Double damage against [[Christfags]].<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
==Nobody Could Have Seen This Coming==<br />
[[Image:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_FaceBook_Gun_Post.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
Oh, wait a minute. Here's a fun thought that'll get your mind thinking hard: if you have someone as a friend on social media that you've known for a long time and they unexpectedly start posting pictures of guns just completely out of the blue... most likely not a good sign and you should report them so they get [[V&]]. Especially if they happen to be somebody with a political view that is anti-cop or anti-government in general, somebody diagnosed with a [[mental illness]], socially awkward, [[Seung-Hui Cho|a virgin]], child or wife beater, [[Stephen Paddock|heavy casino gambler]], or Muslim.<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|'''26'''|One kill shy of [[Adam Lanza]]|11|Only 26 killshots in a room of about 50 people|15|Edgelord tactical gear|20|Deadliest shooting in Texas and dead kids|20|Subjected the world to Texas on a Sunday|92|A|Path of the Righteous Man}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Twitter reaction==<br />
As with the [[Vegas shooting|Mandalay Bay shooting]], a butthurt Hillary voter had this to say of the mass shooting:<br />
{{quote|1=Sutherland Springs is in rural Texas, these were all likely 45 voters.<br />
<br />
This is karma in action.<br />
<br />
Good riddance.<br />
|2=[https://twitter.com/ReFlex76 Antonio E. Gonzalez]|3=[http://archive.is/PuJvx 2:29 PM - 5 Nov 2017]}}<br />
<br />
The leftists on Twitter took a break from licking Hillary's asshole long enough to let out a joyous cheer for their comrade's epic takedown of 26 dead Christians, while the butthurt patriots cheered themselves up by [https://voat.co/v/whatever/2227951 doxing him] and ensuring that his employer saw his touching sentiments about the victims.<br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<br><br />
[[:File:AQPOssJYiNHuC0_50VS8kaiaL3ni9GjG6Jcy9Y1g6Z-XbkLrZSNYHRPEOSSGFRvMRhuYCmrfl4soJJx3S3PtEVFKtf9Bue2mpIDf7b1YigxtxcMpF_2jRschn_FGz9By4Qf0pTYiOg.mp4]]DevinKelley8.mp4||750px|center]] <center><br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Devin Kelley yearbook.jpg|Devin Kelley made the transition from [[emo]] [[twink]] to [[Reddit|r/atheism]] [[mod]] in a few short years<br />
File:Devin Kelley.jpg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==Related Articles==<br />
*[[Atheism]]<br />
*[[Adam Lanza]]<br />
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]]<br />
*[[Dylann Roof]]<br />
*[[Omar Mateen]]<br />
*[[Stephen Paddock]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-church-killer-reportedly-identified-devin-patrick-kelley-article-1.3613301 Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
* [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/devin-patrick-kelley-texas-shooting-suspect-sutherland-springs-first-baptist-church-latest/ Devin Patrick Kelley: What we know about the Texas church shooting suspect]<br />
* [https://heavy.com/news/2017/11/devin-kelley-p-sutherland-springs-church-shooter-patrick-kelly/ Devin Kelley: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know]<br />
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/05/baptist-church-shooting-south-texas-sutherland-springs Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Psychopaths}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
{{atheism}}<br />
[[Category:People]]<br />
[[Category:2017]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Devin_Patrick_Kelley&diff=1922083Devin Patrick Kelley2025-05-21T18:22:20Z<p>Legroyper: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{an hero}}<br />
{{aspie}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_Feeling_Euphoric.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Devin Patrick Kelley'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 12, 1991}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 5, 2017 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 26, injured 20}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|Mommy Issues<br>Atheism<br>Butthurt}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
In November 2017, an [[atheist]] [[neckbeard]] known as '''Devin Patrick Kelley'''{{atheist}} from New Braunfels, [[Texas]] drove a long 35 miles to Sutherland Springs to shoot up a [[Christianity|church]], killing 26 people (4% of the town's population) and injuring 20 others. Because he was playing on hard mode on the Texas map and everyone is armed to the teeth, he was shot by a passerby in the torso and the leg. After getting into a high speed chase with some [[goy|random guy]] and crying to his [[daddy]] on the phone, he became [[an hero]] near the scene at the age of 26. <br />
<br />
This makes Devin the deadliest and second youngest mass shooter on a church beside [[Dylann Roof]], who was 21 at the time of his spree. [[Win|The difference between Kelley and Roof is that the former managed to have a better kill to injury ratio]]. Unlike Dylann, Devin also did not sport a [[So cash|super sick]] bowl cut and instead opted for the greasy, [[Discord]] mod look. Like every Discord mod in existence, Devin Kelley was also a [[pedophile]] who groomed a [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|13-year-old]] at 18.<br />
<br />
Devin Kelley served four years in the [[Military|Chair Force]] before being court marshaled and dishonorably discharged as an E-1 for physically assaulting both his wife and child. Apparently he had a colorful history of violent stupidity aside from breaking his infant stepson's skull in [[2012]]. He also tried to get weapons on to his air base to [[pwn]] his superior officers. Kelley was brought back to court in [[2014]] for [[animal abuse]] charges.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{squote|In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.}}<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
<br />
==Loadout==<br />
<div align="center"><br />
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Ruger AR-556<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*A trusty AR-15-style rifle, and a bad [[bitch]], as said by Kelley himself. '''50-65 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Glock 19<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Pretty good handgun that he DIDN'T FUCKING USE. '''20-35 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Ruger SR22<br />
[[File:GTA4IconsFiveSeven.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Another handgun, this one chambered in [[Shit|.22 Long Rifle]]. Also wasn't used by Kelley. '''5-10 Damage.'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
[[File:Fedora icon.png|70px]]<br />
|<br />
*Double damage against [[Christfags]].<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
==Nobody Could Have Seen This Coming==<br />
[[Image:Devin_Patrick_Kelley_-_FaceBook_Gun_Post.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
Oh, wait a minute. Here's a fun thought that'll get your mind thinking hard: if you have someone as a friend on social media that you've known for a long time and they unexpectedly start posting pictures of guns just completely out of the blue... most likely not a good sign and you should report them so they get [[V&]]. Especially if they happen to be somebody with a political view that is anti-cop or anti-government in general, somebody diagnosed with a [[mental illness]], socially awkward, [[Seung-Hui Cho|a virgin]], child or wife beater, [[Stephen Paddock|heavy casino gambler]], or Muslim.<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
== Graded Score ==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|'''26'''|One kill shy of [[Adam Lanza]]|11|Only 26 killshots in a room of about 50 people|15|Edgelord tactical gear|20|Deadliest shooting in Texas and dead kids|20|Subjected the world to Texas on a Sunday|92|A|Path of the Righteous Man}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Twitter reaction==<br />
As with the [[Vegas shooting|Mandalay Bay shooting]], a butthurt Hillary voter had this to say of the mass shooting:<br />
{{quote|1=Sutherland Springs is in rural Texas, these were all likely 45 voters.<br />
<br />
This is karma in action.<br />
<br />
Good riddance.<br />
|2=[https://twitter.com/ReFlex76 Antonio E. Gonzalez]|3=[http://archive.is/PuJvx 2:29 PM - 5 Nov 2017]}}<br />
<br />
The leftists on Twitter took a break from licking Hillary's asshole long enough to let out a joyous cheer for their comrade's epic takedown of 26 dead Christians, while the butthurt patriots cheered themselves up by [https://voat.co/v/whatever/2227951 doxing him] and ensuring that his employer saw his touching sentiments about the victims.<br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<br><br />
{{videoframe|Vidyas|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:File:[[:File:AQPOssJYiNHuC0_50VS8kaiaL3ni9GjG6Jcy9Y1g6Z-XbkLrZSNYHRPEOSSGFRvMRhuYCmrfl4soJJx3S3PtEVFKtf9Bue2mpIDf7b1YigxtxcMpF_2jRschn_FGz9By4Qf0pTYiOg.mp4]]DevinKelley8.mp4|500px]] bad decisions.<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Devin Kelley yearbook.jpg|Devin Kelley made the transition from [[emo]] [[twink]] to [[Reddit|r/atheism]] [[mod]] in a few short years<br />
File:Devin Kelley.jpg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==Related Articles==<br />
*[[Atheism]]<br />
*[[Adam Lanza]]<br />
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]]<br />
*[[Dylann Roof]]<br />
*[[Omar Mateen]]<br />
*[[Stephen Paddock]]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-church-killer-reportedly-identified-devin-patrick-kelley-article-1.3613301 Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
* [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/devin-patrick-kelley-texas-shooting-suspect-sutherland-springs-first-baptist-church-latest/ Devin Patrick Kelley: What we know about the Texas church shooting suspect]<br />
* [https://heavy.com/news/2017/11/devin-kelley-p-sutherland-springs-church-shooter-patrick-kelly/ Devin Kelley: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know]<br />
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/05/baptist-church-shooting-south-texas-sutherland-springs Sutherland Springs church killer identified as Devin Patrick Kelley]<br />
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<br />
{{Psychopaths}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
{{atheism}}<br />
[[Category:People]]<br />
[[Category:2017]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tobias_Rathjen&diff=1922078Tobias Rathjen2025-05-21T17:43:50Z<p>Legroyper: /* Videos */</p>
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{{notice|''"Tobias Rathjen" redirects here. For the Canadian manchild, see [[Toby J Rathjen]].''}}<br />
{{an hero}}<br />
{{stub}}<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:TobiasRathjen.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tobias Rathjen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 19, 2020 (aged 43)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[German]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 10, injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Ethnic Cleansing|Adolf Hitler syndrome]], [[Schizophrenia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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<br />
[[2020]]; As [[Coronavirus|Corona-chan]] is beginning to decimate the civilized world as we know it, we can find solace that a select few people are focused on doing [[Mass shooting|more important things]]. However, to the surprise of [[leftards]] and [[fake news]] everywhere, this latest High Score endeavor did ''not'' take place in [[USA|Burgerland]]. Enter our protagonist, '''Tobias Rathjen'''{{Nazi}}, who fits the profile for mass shooters to a T: that being a [[basement-dweller]], a [[schizo]], and most importantly, a part of the "[[alt-right]]". That last one is super important, as this High Score attempt saw the protagonist targeting [[refugees]] and other varieties of [[sand nigger]] at two [[Weed|hookah]] bars. Although it wasn't a very original plan (he had copied from [[Ali David Sonboly]] a few years before), he did [[Win|manage to score an extra kill]] over Sonboly.<br />
<br />
==Background==<br />
The life of little Tobias started 45 years ago, and since Europe is a shithole itself, it's media and co, you'd know well what happened. Tobias was a far-right extremist, or better known in Germany as a [[nazi]]. What we know about his childhood is:<br />
* He was a footballer<br />
* He was retarded and lonely<br />
* He deeply hated his muther<br />
After that there's really nothing. So, what did he identify with? No, we're talking about political opinions, not LGBTQ, you [[tranny]]. You could see on his stupidly-written manifesto that he's a xenophobe and a misogynist, perfect for EDiots. He identified himself as an incel and probably visited 4chan for a quick fap once in a while. [[Pedobear|This fucker became obsessed with Iranian-German 18 year old]] [[Ali David Sonboly]], true aryan and the one who inspired [[AlGore]], and now this guy too. On February 2020, he posted a 24-page manifesto to his website which included misogynism, typical berating of media and telling Americucks they're controlled by the jews. You know, the typical sperg a Nazifag would make. He used the same main weapon as his true idol, the Glock 17, plus some other shitty handguns no one knows about, expect his Sig Sauer. And on 19 February 2020, he did what made Hanau the bloodfest of Germany.<br />
<br />
==Gear==<br />
<div align="center"><br />
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- FUHRER --><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Glock 17<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''35-45 damage'''. <br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': CZ-75 Shadow<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsCZ75Pistol.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''30-40 damage'''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': SIG Sauer P226<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsP226.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''30-40 damage'''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Walther PPQ M2 <br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''35-45 damage'''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 1''': Schizo<br />
<center>[[File:Schizophrenic.jpg|90px]]</center><br />
|'''Does X2 Moving Speed<br>X2 Shooting speed<br>+10 damage to everyone (even himself)'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 2''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:Swastika Alpha.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''X2 damage to jews '''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 3''': Racism<br />
<center>[[File:500px-Confederate Rebel Flag.svg.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''X2 damage to niggers, sand niggers and azns '''.<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
== Der victims ==<br />
All the victims with their nationalities. <br />
* Gökhan Gültekin, 37 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]])<br />
* Ferhat Unvar, 23 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]])<br />
* Mercedes Kierpacz, 35 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagKurdistan.png|23px]])<br />
* Said Nesar Hashemi, 21 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png]])<br />
* Sedat Gürbüz, 29 ([[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]])<br />
* Fatih Saraçoğlu, 34 ([[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]])<br />
* Hamza Kurtović, 22 ([[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]])<br />
* Kaloyan Velkov, 33 ([[File:MiniflagBulgaria.png]])<br />
* Vili Viorel Păun, 22 ([[File:MiniflagRomania.png]])<br />
* Gabriele Rathjen, 72 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]])<br />
<br />
==Graded Score==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|10|10 kills, 5 injuries|12|&nbsp;|13|Not very original, but effective enough.|12|Decent amount of butthurt in Germany, but was quickly forgotten because of Corona.|20|Manifesto & video bonus|67|D+|Better luck next time}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:BND Logo.svg.png|128px]]|Bundesnachrichtendienst}}<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<br><br />
{{videoframe|Vidyas|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:TobiasRathjenAmericans.mp4|500px]]<br>'''The video he uploaded to YouTube just before going postal.'''<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
<br />
*<s>{{yt|c|UCaHD4uPnkH3S2a0UOPjoO_w|His YouTube channel}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''<br />
*{{kf|66422|KiwiFarms thread}}<br />
*<s>[https://www.tobias-rathjen.de/ His Website]</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''<br />
*[[:File:Skript_mit_Bilder_.pdf|His manifesto (in German)]]<br />
:*[[:File:Crazy_german_manifesto_translated_pictures.pdf|His manifesto (translated to English)]]<br />
*[[:File:Anhang_1_DFB_.pdf|Strategy for the DFB (in German)]]<br />
*[[:File:Anhang_2_Irak_-_Afghanistan_.pdf|Strategy and tactical approach for combat operations in Iraq and Afghanistan (in German)]]<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
*[[Ian David Long]] - another guy who shot up a bar.<br />
*[[Anders Breivik]]<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]<br />
*[[Patrick Crusius]]<br />
*[[Robert Bowers]]<br />
*[[John Earnest]]<br />
*[[Rickard Andersson]] Tobias Rathjen 2025 Edition.<br />
<br />
{{Truth}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
{{dyingalone}}<br />
{{Elliot Rodger}}<br />
{{germany}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Nazis}}<br />
[[Category:2020]]<br />
[[Category:People]]<br />
[[Category:Murder]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tobias_Rathjen&diff=1922077Tobias Rathjen2025-05-21T17:39:20Z<p>Legroyper: /* Videos */</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
{{notice|''"Tobias Rathjen" redirects here. For the Canadian manchild, see [[Toby J Rathjen]].''}}<br />
{{an hero}}<br />
{{stub}}<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:TobiasRathjen.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tobias Rathjen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 19, 2020 (aged 43)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[German]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 10, injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Ethnic Cleansing|Adolf Hitler syndrome]], [[Schizophrenia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[2020]]; As [[Coronavirus|Corona-chan]] is beginning to decimate the civilized world as we know it, we can find solace that a select few people are focused on doing [[Mass shooting|more important things]]. However, to the surprise of [[leftards]] and [[fake news]] everywhere, this latest High Score endeavor did ''not'' take place in [[USA|Burgerland]]. Enter our protagonist, '''Tobias Rathjen'''{{Nazi}}, who fits the profile for mass shooters to a T: that being a [[basement-dweller]], a [[schizo]], and most importantly, a part of the "[[alt-right]]". That last one is super important, as this High Score attempt saw the protagonist targeting [[refugees]] and other varieties of [[sand nigger]] at two [[Weed|hookah]] bars. Although it wasn't a very original plan (he had copied from [[Ali David Sonboly]] a few years before), he did [[Win|manage to score an extra kill]] over Sonboly.<br />
<br />
==Background==<br />
The life of little Tobias started 45 years ago, and since Europe is a shithole itself, it's media and co, you'd know well what happened. Tobias was a far-right extremist, or better known in Germany as a [[nazi]]. What we know about his childhood is:<br />
* He was a footballer<br />
* He was retarded and lonely<br />
* He deeply hated his muther<br />
After that there's really nothing. So, what did he identify with? No, we're talking about political opinions, not LGBTQ, you [[tranny]]. You could see on his stupidly-written manifesto that he's a xenophobe and a misogynist, perfect for EDiots. He identified himself as an incel and probably visited 4chan for a quick fap once in a while. [[Pedobear|This fucker became obsessed with Iranian-German 18 year old]] [[Ali David Sonboly]], true aryan and the one who inspired [[AlGore]], and now this guy too. On February 2020, he posted a 24-page manifesto to his website which included misogynism, typical berating of media and telling Americucks they're controlled by the jews. You know, the typical sperg a Nazifag would make. He used the same main weapon as his true idol, the Glock 17, plus some other shitty handguns no one knows about, expect his Sig Sauer. And on 19 February 2020, he did what made Hanau the bloodfest of Germany.<br />
<br />
==Gear==<br />
<div align="center"><br />
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- FUHRER --><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Glock 17<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''35-45 damage'''. <br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': CZ-75 Shadow<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsCZ75Pistol.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''30-40 damage'''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': SIG Sauer P226<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsP226.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''30-40 damage'''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Walther PPQ M2 <br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''35-45 damage'''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 1''': Schizo<br />
<center>[[File:Schizophrenic.jpg|90px]]</center><br />
|'''Does X2 Moving Speed<br>X2 Shooting speed<br>+10 damage to everyone (even himself)'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 2''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:Swastika Alpha.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''X2 damage to jews '''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 3''': Racism<br />
<center>[[File:500px-Confederate Rebel Flag.svg.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''X2 damage to niggers, sand niggers and azns '''.<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
== Der victims ==<br />
All the victims with their nationalities. <br />
* Gökhan Gültekin, 37 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]])<br />
* Ferhat Unvar, 23 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]])<br />
* Mercedes Kierpacz, 35 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagKurdistan.png|23px]])<br />
* Said Nesar Hashemi, 21 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png]])<br />
* Sedat Gürbüz, 29 ([[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]])<br />
* Fatih Saraçoğlu, 34 ([[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]])<br />
* Hamza Kurtović, 22 ([[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]])<br />
* Kaloyan Velkov, 33 ([[File:MiniflagBulgaria.png]])<br />
* Vili Viorel Păun, 22 ([[File:MiniflagRomania.png]])<br />
* Gabriele Rathjen, 72 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]])<br />
<br />
==Graded Score==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|10|10 kills, 5 injuries|12|&nbsp;|13|Not very original, but effective enough.|12|Decent amount of butthurt in Germany, but was quickly forgotten because of Corona.|20|Manifesto & video bonus|67|D+|Better luck next time}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:BND Logo.svg.png|128px]]|Bundesnachrichtendienst}}<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<br><br />
{{videoframe|Vidyas|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:TobiasRathjenAmericans.mp4|500px]]<br>'''The video he uploaded to YouTube just before going postal.'''<br />
<br />
{{videoframe|Vidyas|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:TobiasRathjen88.mp4|500px]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
<br />
*<s>{{yt|c|UCaHD4uPnkH3S2a0UOPjoO_w|His YouTube channel}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''<br />
*{{kf|66422|KiwiFarms thread}}<br />
*<s>[https://www.tobias-rathjen.de/ His Website]</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''<br />
*[[:File:Skript_mit_Bilder_.pdf|His manifesto (in German)]]<br />
:*[[:File:Crazy_german_manifesto_translated_pictures.pdf|His manifesto (translated to English)]]<br />
*[[:File:Anhang_1_DFB_.pdf|Strategy for the DFB (in German)]]<br />
*[[:File:Anhang_2_Irak_-_Afghanistan_.pdf|Strategy and tactical approach for combat operations in Iraq and Afghanistan (in German)]]<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
*[[Ian David Long]] - another guy who shot up a bar.<br />
*[[Anders Breivik]]<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]<br />
*[[Patrick Crusius]]<br />
*[[Robert Bowers]]<br />
*[[John Earnest]]<br />
*[[Rickard Andersson]] Tobias Rathjen 2025 Edition.<br />
<br />
{{Truth}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
{{dyingalone}}<br />
{{Elliot Rodger}}<br />
{{germany}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Nazis}}<br />
[[Category:2020]]<br />
[[Category:People]]<br />
[[Category:Murder]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Tobias_Rathjen&diff=1922076Tobias Rathjen2025-05-21T17:28:37Z<p>Legroyper: /* Videos */</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
{{notice|''"Tobias Rathjen" redirects here. For the Canadian manchild, see [[Toby J Rathjen]].''}}<br />
{{an hero}}<br />
{{stub}}<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:TobiasRathjen.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tobias Rathjen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 19, 2020 (aged 43)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[German]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 10, injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Ethnic Cleansing|Adolf Hitler syndrome]], [[Schizophrenia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[2020]]; As [[Coronavirus|Corona-chan]] is beginning to decimate the civilized world as we know it, we can find solace that a select few people are focused on doing [[Mass shooting|more important things]]. However, to the surprise of [[leftards]] and [[fake news]] everywhere, this latest High Score endeavor did ''not'' take place in [[USA|Burgerland]]. Enter our protagonist, '''Tobias Rathjen'''{{Nazi}}, who fits the profile for mass shooters to a T: that being a [[basement-dweller]], a [[schizo]], and most importantly, a part of the "[[alt-right]]". That last one is super important, as this High Score attempt saw the protagonist targeting [[refugees]] and other varieties of [[sand nigger]] at two [[Weed|hookah]] bars. Although it wasn't a very original plan (he had copied from [[Ali David Sonboly]] a few years before), he did [[Win|manage to score an extra kill]] over Sonboly.<br />
<br />
==Background==<br />
The life of little Tobias started 45 years ago, and since Europe is a shithole itself, it's media and co, you'd know well what happened. Tobias was a far-right extremist, or better known in Germany as a [[nazi]]. What we know about his childhood is:<br />
* He was a footballer<br />
* He was retarded and lonely<br />
* He deeply hated his muther<br />
After that there's really nothing. So, what did he identify with? No, we're talking about political opinions, not LGBTQ, you [[tranny]]. You could see on his stupidly-written manifesto that he's a xenophobe and a misogynist, perfect for EDiots. He identified himself as an incel and probably visited 4chan for a quick fap once in a while. [[Pedobear|This fucker became obsessed with Iranian-German 18 year old]] [[Ali David Sonboly]], true aryan and the one who inspired [[AlGore]], and now this guy too. On February 2020, he posted a 24-page manifesto to his website which included misogynism, typical berating of media and telling Americucks they're controlled by the jews. You know, the typical sperg a Nazifag would make. He used the same main weapon as his true idol, the Glock 17, plus some other shitty handguns no one knows about, expect his Sig Sauer. And on 19 February 2020, he did what made Hanau the bloodfest of Germany.<br />
<br />
==Gear==<br />
<div align="center"><br />
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- FUHRER --><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Glock 17<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''35-45 damage'''. <br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': CZ-75 Shadow<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsCZ75Pistol.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''30-40 damage'''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': SIG Sauer P226<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsP226.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''30-40 damage'''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Walther PPQ M2 <br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''35-45 damage'''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 1''': Schizo<br />
<center>[[File:Schizophrenic.jpg|90px]]</center><br />
|'''Does X2 Moving Speed<br>X2 Shooting speed<br>+10 damage to everyone (even himself)'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 2''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:Swastika Alpha.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''X2 damage to jews '''.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 3''': Racism<br />
<center>[[File:500px-Confederate Rebel Flag.svg.png|70px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*'''X2 damage to niggers, sand niggers and azns '''.<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
== Der victims ==<br />
All the victims with their nationalities. <br />
* Gökhan Gültekin, 37 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]])<br />
* Ferhat Unvar, 23 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]])<br />
* Mercedes Kierpacz, 35 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagKurdistan.png|23px]])<br />
* Said Nesar Hashemi, 21 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png]])<br />
* Sedat Gürbüz, 29 ([[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]])<br />
* Fatih Saraçoğlu, 34 ([[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]])<br />
* Hamza Kurtović, 22 ([[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]])<br />
* Kaloyan Velkov, 33 ([[File:MiniflagBulgaria.png]])<br />
* Vili Viorel Păun, 22 ([[File:MiniflagRomania.png]])<br />
* Gabriele Rathjen, 72 ([[File:MiniflagGermany.png]])<br />
<br />
==Graded Score==<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|10|10 kills, 5 injuries|12|&nbsp;|13|Not very original, but effective enough.|12|Decent amount of butthurt in Germany, but was quickly forgotten because of Corona.|20|Manifesto & video bonus|67|D+|Better luck next time}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:BND Logo.svg.png|128px]]|Bundesnachrichtendienst}}<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<br><br />
{{videoframe|Vidyas|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:TobiasRathjenAmericans.mp4|500px]]<br>'''The video he uploaded to YouTube just before going postal.'''<br />
{{videoframe|Vidyas|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:TobiasRathjen88.mp4|500px]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
<br />
*<s>{{yt|c|UCaHD4uPnkH3S2a0UOPjoO_w|His YouTube channel}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''<br />
*{{kf|66422|KiwiFarms thread}}<br />
*<s>[https://www.tobias-rathjen.de/ His Website]</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''<br />
*[[:File:Skript_mit_Bilder_.pdf|His manifesto (in German)]]<br />
:*[[:File:Crazy_german_manifesto_translated_pictures.pdf|His manifesto (translated to English)]]<br />
*[[:File:Anhang_1_DFB_.pdf|Strategy for the DFB (in German)]]<br />
*[[:File:Anhang_2_Irak_-_Afghanistan_.pdf|Strategy and tactical approach for combat operations in Iraq and Afghanistan (in German)]]<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
*[[Ian David Long]] - another guy who shot up a bar.<br />
*[[Anders Breivik]]<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]<br />
*[[Patrick Crusius]]<br />
*[[Robert Bowers]]<br />
*[[John Earnest]]<br />
*[[Rickard Andersson]] Tobias Rathjen 2025 Edition.<br />
<br />
{{Truth}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
{{dyingalone}}<br />
{{Elliot Rodger}}<br />
{{germany}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Nazis}}<br />
[[Category:2020]]<br />
[[Category:People]]<br />
[[Category:Murder]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Robert_Bales&diff=1922075Robert Bales2025-05-21T16:44:29Z<p>Legroyper: </p>
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<div>{{ib|[[File:Robert_Bales,_March_2012.jpg]] |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Bales'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 30, 1973 ({{age|1973|6|30}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 16, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Robert Bales''' was a [[pretty cool guy]] and the greatest U.S. soldier to ever serve in the [[Army]]. On March 11, [[2012]], he set out for the [[High Score]] by massacring sixteen [[Afghanistan|Afghan]] sandniggers and [[almost raped|almost raping]] six others. His act of heroism sparked outrage from [[libtards]], [[NATO]], and the [[Taliban]] alike. But as with any other shooting, Robert's courageousness was slowly forgotten proving that [[Americunts]] have [[aspie|very, very short attention spans]].<br />
<br />
== Description ==<br />
Robert grew up in [[Ohio]] and was the youngest of [[at least 100]] brothers. After studying [[economics]], he worked as a stockbroker starting in 1996. A few years later, a panel found him and his boss liable for [[shit no one cares about|financial fraud]] but the [[lawyers]] couldn't find him because he had enlisted in the Army after [[JEWS DID 9/11|9/11]] [[win|and was already in Iraq by then]]. Throughout his [[lies|illustrious]] career as a soldier, Robert beat up a [[casino]] [[cop|security guard]] in [[Washington]] in [[2002]], [[idiot|injured his foot]] during a battle in [[2007]], and was treated for [[Pwnt|traumatic brain injury]] after his car flipped over in [[2010]]. By 2012, he was promoted to [[Sergeant Hartman|Staff Sergeant]] and stationed at a fort in Afghanistan.<br />
<br />
== Genocide Crusade ==<br />
On March 11, 2012, Robert left his fort at three in the morning wearing night vision goggles. A [[Metal Gear Solid|stealthy motherfucker]], he put on a disguise and wore cultured traditional Afghan rags over his fatigues. Robert was now set for his [[Hatred (Video Game)|Genocide Crusade]] and traveled to the village of Alkozai. There he rekt four civilians and injured six others. The only notable thing he did in Alkozai was drag some [[cunt]] out of bed and [[lol|bash her head against a wall]]. But the [[lulz]] didn't really start until he got to Najiban, where he killed twelve. In a stylistic and efficient manner, Robert dragged four [[sandnigger]] boys by the hair and shot them in the mouth. He also killed the relatives of the four boys, three of which were [[headshot|headshots]]. Robert also killed some IRL [[oldfag]] but nobody cared about him because his family was [[dead]].<br />
After completing his killings, Robert [[awesome|set the dead sandniggers' bodies on fire]], which is strictly forbidden by the [[Quran]] and he knew that would create even more [[butthurt]] from [[Mudslime|Mudslimes]].<br />
<br />
Now while all this was going on, the fort's commander noticed that a soldier was missing during roll call, and sent a patrol out to search for him. But they couldn't find Robert because they were extremely [[retard|ruh-tar-ded]]. Even [[dumbass]] Afghan guards had spotted Robert a few minutes before he went on his spree. Eventually Robert returned to the base, dropped his weapon and got onto his knees and said "[[I did it for the lulz|I did it]]." He told everyone what happened and was transported to [[Kansas]] for criminal proceedings.<br />
<br />
== Aftermath ==<br />
[[File:Obama robert bales.jpg|right|thumb|Obama was quoted as saying "Sorry fam" over the phone.]]<br />
Robert was a [[mega ultra super genius]] and knew that the death penalty would probably be used on him if he didn't act. So during his court martial, he pled guilty and [[pussy|apologized]] in a plea deal that effectively spared him from cruelly being murdered by [[The Man]]. He was sentenced life in prison without parole, but can get parole [[do it faggot|if a commanding general says so]].<br />
<br />
Protests followed Robert's genocide crusade; at least 300 subhumans demonstrated around the military base and [[what|burned blankets to honor the dead]]. College kids also protested in J[[Allahu akbar|alala]]<nowiki>bad</nowiki>, shouting "Death to America! Death to Obama!" and [[u mad|burning crosses and flags]]. American and ISAF forces promised a full investigation into Robert's spree and the Secretary of Defense said that the death penalty 'should be a consideration.' See how that turned out, Leon. Obummer said that the killings were "[[nope|heartbreaking]]" but [[LOLWUT|he was "generally proud" of what was being done in Afghanistan overall.]] The Taliban also issued a statement, saying that "[[no shit|sick-minded American savages committed the blood-soaked and inhumane crime]]." The Taliban also blamed Afghan security officials of having a hand in the massacre. So to them, the obvious response to the 'inhumane crime' was to [[retard|kill more people]]! On March 13th, they launched an attack on Afghan government officials visiting the site of the massacre. Sadly, the derkas only killed [[fail|one and injured three]] showing that they can actually do jack shit.<br />
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== Quotes ==<br />
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{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 230px;|font-weight: bold;<br />
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|"I don't want any compensation. I don't want money, I don't want a trip to Mecca, I don't want a house. I want nothing. But what I absolutely want is the punishment of the Americans. This is my demand, my demand, my demand and my demand." <br />
|[[Yes|Did we mention it was his demand?]]<br />
<br />
|"We don't know why this foreign soldier came and killed our innocent family members. Either he was drunk or he enjoyed killing civilians."<br />
|Por que no los dos?<br><br><br><br><br><br />
<br />
|"These people who claim to be defenders of human rights, in order to hide their crimes, have purposely blamed Robert Bales for the crime they all had a part in."<br />
|Haji Obaidullah, stating the [[facts]]<br><br><br><br />
<br />
|"I'm truly, truly sorry to those people whose families got taken away. It was an act of cowardice, behind a mask of fear, bullshit and bravado."<br />
|Robert Bales, [[lying]] through his teeth<br><br><br><br><br><br />
<br />
|"Many people in Kandahar were waiting for an honest verdict. Now America should wait to see our verdict."<br />
|Nah<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br />
<br />
|"Civilian casualties at the hands of NATO has been going on for too long ... It is by all means the end of the rope here."<br />
|Hamid Karzai, dead wrong more than 3 years later<br><br><br><br><br><br />
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== Graded Score ==<br />
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{{GradedScore|16|(Injured 6)|15|Of 22 shot, only 6 survived|17|Tactical Espionage Action|15|Only pussy liberals got butthurt|18|Killing sand-nigs instead of whites|81|B-|Thank you for your service and for protecting our freedumbs}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Video ==<br />
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|<youtube>UfhCUhw16vg</youtube><center>'''CNN interviews the almost raped'''</center><br />
|<youtube>PmUynd6lQww</youtube> <br> <center></center><br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
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{{cg|'''Robert Bales'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
Image:balesrapeface.jpg|Show me your warface!<br />
Image:robertbales01.jpg|Time for a white trash party.<br />
Image:robertbales02.jpg|Why so SERIOUS?!<br />
Image:robertbales03.jpg|He will fuck you up<br />
Image:robertbales07.jpg|OM NOM NOM<br />
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Image:robertbales04.jpg<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
* [[Afghanistan]] - where shit went down<br />
* [[Army]] - Robert served in it<br />
* [[Campo Elías Delgado]] - another army veteran and high score seeker<br />
* [[Mark Barton]] - was also a stockbroker and high score seeker<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kandahar_massacre Kandahar Massacre at TOW]<br />
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bales Robert Bales at TOW]<br />
* [http://murderpedia.org/male.B/b/bales-robert.htm Robert Bales at Murderpedia]<br />
* [http://www.nytimes.com/topic/person/robert-bales The New York Times]<br />
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<div>{{An hero}}<br />
{{Christian hero}}<br />
{{AlGore}}<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Volodymyr Zelenskyy'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 18, 1987}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 9, 2023 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Germany|Kraut]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Book Writer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 kills (including an unborn baby), 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Christianity|Deus Vult]]<br>[[Schizophrenia]]}}<br />
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Yet another repetitive boring mass shooting article, as always. So... <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!</span>. This time, a man by the name of '''Philipp Fusz'''{{christian}} went on a spree shooting in a Jehovah's witness hall, in Hamburg, Germany, killing 6 and [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|an unborn baby]], and wounding 8 before [[An Hero|an heroing]] by H&K Brainwash. <br />
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== Background ==<br />
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Philipp Fusz AKA: Philipp F., was a 35-year-old former [[Jehova's Witness]], who was at the scene of the shooting, as a listener to the sermons. He was born on 1987, in Germany. He grew up in the city of Kempten, in Bavaria. On 2022, he published a book called '''The Truth About God, Jesus Christ and [[Satan Claus|Satan]]: A New Reflected View of Epochal Dimensions.'''. The book, has some biographical shit about him, claiming that [[lie|he visited hell for 3 years]] and having "[[Demon|Angelic]] [[Haters gonna hate|fans]]". He also said that the [[Russia|Ruskieland]]'s invasion on Ukraine is god's cleansing of Ukrainian [[Bitch|sex workers]]. On January 2023, Phil, held a banhammer license and thus permission to have an H&K P30. On February 2023, ze bundespolizei began a investigation on him, about his book and his banhammer license, but on the February 7, the investigation was halted because [[dumbass|they thought he wasn't a threat]].<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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== Amoklauf ==<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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*'''Primary''': H&K P30<br />
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*Only a good 9mm/.40 gun can do shit. '''30-35 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro<br />
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*'''Invisible to any police helicopter or distracted NPC'''<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': Christian<br />
<center>[[File:Badass_jesus.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
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*45% Damage increase to Those who follow the world rather than Christ.<br />
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*'''Spell''': Schizophrenia<br />
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*2x Damage to everything, even the player<br />
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=== Amoklauf time ===<br />
[[File:PhilippFPlace.jpg|thumb|left|Map: De_Hamburger]]<br />
Around 9:00 PM, our crusader Phil starts the amoklauf, with his banhammer, a H&K P30. Phil, shots several times to a woman, [[Fail|failing every shot]]. Then, shots around 10 times to the "Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall", before entering. Inside, he broke in a room, and fired over 135 rounds, killing 6 NPCs, plus an unborn one and wounding 8 others. At 9:08, he fires the last shot, [[An Hero|to himself]], ending with a miserable high score of 7 kills and 8 failed. At 9:09, the Bundespolizei went upstairs and saw all the failure, and the gunman, dead.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
<center><br />
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PhilippFuszSonboly.png|[[Gen Z|Sonboly Cosplay rite now. Jehovah's hall gonna be fire]]<br />
PhilippFuszWide.jpg|Bigger, enhanced image<br />
Zelenskyyshooting.png|thumb|Sighting of Fusz at the JW hall<br />
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== Graded Score ==<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|8 injured|8|Aim better faggot|15|Pwning Jehovah's witness|6|Who cares actually?|10|For an hero|47|E-|CLICK AN AD TO REVIVE!}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:BND Logo.svg.png|128px]]|Bundesnachrichtendienst}}<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[Ali Sonboly]]<br />
*[[God]]<br />
*[[Robert Steinhäuser]]<br />
*[[Sebastian Bosse]]<br />
*[[Tim Kretschmer]]<br />
*[[Tobias Rathjen]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Hamburg_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{Wayback|https://philippfusz.com/|20230310152718|title=Archive of his website}}<br />
*[[:File:The Truth About God, Jesus Christ and Satan A New Reflected View of Epochal Dimensions.pdf|His book]]<br />
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{{Christianity}}<br />
{{Germany}}<br />
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[[Category:IRL Shit]]<br />
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[[Category:People]]</div>Legroyperhttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Santino_William_Legan&diff=1921935Santino William Legan2025-05-20T04:11:02Z<p>Legroyper: /* Gallery */</p>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Santino William Legan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le 56 Face|Amerimutt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
As [[2019]] passed its midway point ''yet another'' baby-faced retard decided to shoot up ''yet another'' densely populated area in [[USA|The Good ol' U-S of A!]] because reasons. This particular retard was '''Santino William Legan''', an angry onion munching [[wop]] who—having become angered by people enjoying garlic—headed on down to Gilroy, [[California]] to deal out some of his own Allium-scented justice. After promptly fragging three in the name of the [[Green Onions|Glorious Onion]], Legan did the world a favor and [[An Hero|offed himself]].<br />
==Why are you doing this?==<br />
{{rainbow|BECAUSE I'M REALLY ANGRY}}<br />
==Political Motive?==<br />
As with every other [[mass shooting]] in [[Dumbfuckistan]], the [[Republicans|Republitards]] and the [[Democrats|Democraps]] sought to blame each other for the shooting. The truth is, both are correct. Much like [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], he showed interest in competing ideologies, which has the potential to generate extra [[lulz]] in the form of suburbanites attempting to find a scapegoat to blame (at the cost of being seen as an unfunny [[edgelord]]). This tried-and-true tactic has generated so much lulz and butthurt that the [[FBI]] is opening a domestic terrorism investigation after find[[File:images (5).jpeg|400px]]ing Legan's [[Hitman|hit list]]. Since the investigation is ongoing, it is too early to tell what will come of it; however, we here at [[ED]] aren't holding our breath, given the [[FBI]]'s track record of {{hover|incompetence|See: Nikolas Cruz}}.<br />
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==Graded Score==<br />
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"<br />
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded Score</big><br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |<br />
|-<br />
! style="text-align:right;" | Kills:<br />
|3/20 ''Had no idea what he was doing''<br />
|-<br />
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:<br />
|4/20 ''Spammed shit; got 12 injuries''<br />
|-<br />
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:<br />
|5/20 ''Very average American shooting -- nothing special (at least he targeted [[California]]ns)'' <br />
|-<br />
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:<br />
|10/20 ''Nobody cared besides some talk show hosts and Democrats''<br />
|-<br />
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:<br />
|10/20 ''Anti-garlic sentiment''<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total Score: 32/100 ('''F''')</big><br />
|}<br />
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<center>'''ALL HAIL THE ONION MASTER RACE'''</center><br />
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center><br />
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{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Connor Betts]]<br />
*[[Patrick Crusius]]<br />
*[[Santino Lee]]<br />
==External Links==<br />
*{{instagram|santino_williamlegan|<strike>santino_williamlegan</strike>}} {{wayback|https://www.instagram.com/santino_williamlegan/|20190729124758|title=Wayback Machine}}<br />
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[[Category:America]]<br />
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{{AlGore}}<br />
{{an hero}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:SantinoLegan.jpg]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Santino William Legan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le 56 Face|Amerimutt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
As [[2019]] passed its midway point ''yet another'' baby-faced retard decided to shoot up ''yet another'' densely populated area in [[USA|The Good ol' U-S of A!]] because reasons. This particular retard was '''Santino William Legan''', an angry onion munching [[wop]] who—having become angered by people enjoying garlic—headed on down to Gilroy, [[California]] to deal out some of his own Allium-scented justice. After promptly fragging three in the name of the [[Green Onions|Glorious Onion]], Legan did the world a favor and [[An Hero|offed himself]].<br />
==Why are you doing this?==<br />
{{rainbow|BECAUSE I'M REALLY ANGRY}}<br />
==Political Motive?==<br />
As with every other [[mass shooting]] in [[Dumbfuckistan]], the [[Republicans|Republitards]] and the [[Democrats|Democraps]] sought to blame each other for the shooting. The truth is, both are correct. Much like [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], he showed interest in competing ideologies, which has the potential to generate extra [[lulz]] in the form of suburbanites attempting to find a scapegoat to blame (at the cost of being seen as an unfunny [[edgelord]]). This tried-and-true tactic has generated so much lulz and butthurt that the [[FBI]] is opening a domestic terrorism investigation after find[[File:images (5).jpeg|400px]]ing Legan's [[Hitman|hit list]]. Since the investigation is ongoing, it is too early to tell what will come of it; however, we here at [[ED]] aren't holding our breath, given the [[FBI]]'s track record of {{hover|incompetence|See: Nikolas Cruz}}.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|'''Gallery'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">[[File:190729-yearbook-photo-santino-legan-mn-1335.jpg|400px]]😎[[File:images (5).jpeg|400px]]Chud [[File:images (5).jpeg|400px]]<br />
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==Graded Score==<br />
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded Score</big><br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |<br />
|-<br />
! style="text-align:right;" | Kills:<br />
|3/20 ''Had no idea what he was doing''<br />
|-<br />
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:<br />
|4/20 ''Spammed shit; got 12 injuries''<br />
|-<br />
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:<br />
|5/20 ''Very average American shooting -- nothing special (at least he targeted [[California]]ns)'' <br />
|-<br />
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:<br />
|10/20 ''Nobody cared besides some talk show hosts and Democrats''<br />
|-<br />
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:<br />
|10/20 ''Anti-garlic sentiment''<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total Score: 32/100 ('''F''')</big><br />
|}<br />
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<center>'''ALL HAIL THE ONION MASTER RACE'''</center><br />
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center><br />
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{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Connor Betts]]<br />
*[[Patrick Crusius]]<br />
*[[Santino Lee]]<br />
==External Links==<br />
*{{instagram|santino_williamlegan|<strike>santino_williamlegan</strike>}} {{wayback|https://www.instagram.com/santino_williamlegan/|20190729124758|title=Wayback Machine}}<br />
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