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'''Niggers''' ''(scientific name: '''Simia africanus''', the Black Monkey; politically correct: '''Americanus Basketballensis''')'' are a species of apes devolved from interbreeding gorillas and orangutans (not bonobos/chimpanzees, higher life forms), and proof of the "Missing Link" theory in Evolutionary Biology as the more retarded simian cousins to the Neanderthal ancestors of our higher species ''[[White|Homo Sapiens]]''. Due to a lack of evolutionary pressure and incentives from their native environment, the Niggers were [[Mental retardation|unable to develop the IQ]] required for civilization due to mental retardation. Premature exposure to human civilization in fact overloads their cerebral cortexes, resulting in instinctive violence. This is known as a [[chimp out]] or a "Nigger Moment". This is why, when subjected to the stress of a human-dominated environment, a Great Ape specimen degenerates into the highly dangerous form known as the Nigger (example: what happened to [[Harambe]]). Niggers are [[poor]], retarded, so ugly that even animal lovers don't want to fuck them, and worse, they smell like a mixture of wild animal fur and a decayed old mop full of shit even after taking a shower. Having spent the last million years in the African jungle throwing spears at each other and swinging on vines, niggers are predisposed to crime and antisocial behavior due to their biology and (de)evolution.

Environments where a Human can observe how wild Niggers interact with Nature include: [[Africa]], [[KFC]], the [[Ghetto|Projects]] your local [[Prison|Zoo]], and getting [[Irony|executed for being a violent non-white monkey]]. Today, wild Niggers astray in Human environments are known to capture [[White|Human]] females and drag them back to their hives for breeding and/or lunch, though it is possible for a Human to condition the Nigger to temporarily conform to Human values via [[Slavery|specialized social rehabilitation techniques]]. For a [[Lulz|heart-warming end]] to your visit at the zoo, go to the primate enclosure and you may see some niggers spending some quality time with their relatives via their instinctive mating ritual of smearing each other with their pheromone-filled [[Shit|excrement]]. For this reason, [[Cops|zookeepers and professional veterinarians]] commonly mistake wild niggers for escaped chimpanzees and throw them into the chimp enclosure, where they quickly fit right in and [[Chimpout|fully revert to their monkey appearance]].

The diet of a nigger consists primarily of [[shit]] self-loathing and being a professional victim, fried chicken, watermelons, [[Kool-Aid]], [[Purple Drank]], malt liquor and cocaine with an extra topping of shit, all proven by science to have zero content of DHA necessary for human brain development. If the nigger is hungry, they will almost certainly resort to [[cannibalism]] and eat the closest monkey or niglet nearby. [[Ebola-chan]] was God's punishment for niggers eating each other alive and killing each other 100% of the time due to AIDS spreading from their rape. Niggers, like their tree-dwelling monkey forefathers, will almost always resort to their simian instincts, raping white women and throwing their own shit at other niggers due to their mental disability to comprehend abstract human values such as ethics, math, respect, and the Rule of Law. Because of the prevalence of violence in nigger territory, 9 out of 10 wild niggers are at risk of being captured by [[Cops|Animal Control]] and subjected to [[Lynching|Euthanasia]] before the age of three. Niggers also almost constantly make [[Rap|noise]] about raping Humans and stealing [[welfare]] checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to "pimp out" their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers stealing hubcaps from moving cars.

The [[Negress|Nigger women]] are the most dangerous species. They're also stupid, poor, ugly, and stinky, but most importantly, they're [[fat]] obnoxious assholes. Nigger women, also known as negresses, [[Nigra|nigras]], sheboons, or sows, are land-whales who will constantly talk, yell, and babble to each other in public at ridiculous volumes. When challenged, nigger women show their stupidity as well, by taking off their earrings, shoes, and bling before fighting, as their brains are not big enough to know this has no fucking effect whatsoever. If you confront a negress in public, beware, for she will surely call her sistahs to [[Buttsex|"handle yo ass."]] They are thought to be the ugliest form of multicellular life in the entire animal kingdom, which is why male niggers will [[Rape|mate with]] other species, most notably their fellow yet more highly evolved apes, the Chimpanzees (from which [[AIDS]] is derived). Until the superiorly built [[White|Human Race]] arrived, both prostitution and AIDS were the result of niggers raping chimp hoes. Also, nigras, unlike human females who possess vaginas, have only one posterior opening: the asshole, used for both shitting and expelling niglets. This is why freshly born niglets are infused with the color and stench of severe diarrhea.

Another distinguishing feature of them is how they process and translate the [[English]] language into a complete abomination in order to make it more understandable for their diminished cortexes: [[Ebonics]]. For an example of Ebonics, try provoking the aforementioned Negroid sheboon into aggression.

All niggers, especially wild niggers, are dangerous in groups, regardless of gender, and travel in packs. This is because they wish to buy a large bucket of KFC chicken and some white hoes to share amongst their tribe. No respectable [[White devil|white people]] should ever come into contact with a gang of niggers. If you are a white person who has had contact with a nigger-[[No one|wait, who are we kidding?]] [[Dumbass|Niggers don't know how to read anyway.]] If you come into contact with a nigger, it is advisable to immediately shower for at least four hours, lest the black taint [[Furry|assimilate you and transform you into one of them.]] Luckily, the nigger taint, not unlike those it infects, cannot stand the touch of hot water or soap. This is the reason niggers stink.

==The term and its meanings==

[[Image:Happy-family.jpg|thumb|High pedigree monkeys.]]

"Nigger" was, in fact, NOT an offensive term, for it was a derivative of the Latin word '''nigrum/nigra''', which simply meant "black". When the Spanish conquered the world after the Renaissance, it changed to ''negro'', which in Spanish simply meant "black", with no offensive intent whatsoever. Thus, "negro" (aka "nigger") was originally a positive, friendly term [[at least 100]] years ago (read [[Mark Twain]] books and [[E.S. Nigger Brown Stand]]).

Then it changed to have an archaic definition as a pejorative. This old usage was mostly localized to [[North America]] and meant, in general, people with dark skin. First, [[Civil War|Abe Lincoln]] let the apes loose. [[Some Argue|This was widely regarded as a bad move]] and has enraged [[White|many people]]. However, the apes weren't grateful: they were [[butthurt]] about losing their rightful place in the world. Due to said butthurt, they decided that all the old terms for their kind were suddenly offensive. Taking a cue from this, other races began to use "Nigger" as an insult. This archaic usage is still used by American blacks who haven't gotten over their [[victim complex]] and by American whites (often college professors) with the baggage of [[liberal guilt]].

Due to the linguistic requirements of [[ebonics]] and all niggers being dumped off at Lake Forest Middle, it is now considered a friendly term among blacks and a verbal request to be murdered if said by anyone else. The more specific terms "thug" or "gangsta" refer to a negroid who feels the need to act like a hard-ass all the time for no apparent reason. Such "street niggers" are the bane of all civilized people.

But let's [[Serious business|cut the bullshit and get down to the facts here]], people. "Nigger" can now refer to [[True|anyone of any skin color]], but let's be honest... it's more commonly used to refer to a piece of shit black "person" who spends all of his time standing on the street corner drinking malt liquor, smoking crack, and plotting how to kill you and take your stuff.

===Alternative terms===
Many niggers are offended by some of the terms referring to their race (but not if they are used by a nigger). If you choose from this list, you might find one that the niggers you're talking about don't mind hearing: '''African-American, afro-American, abomination, ape, Aunt Jemima, black, blackfella, bluegum, boy, buckwheat, chimpanzee, Chimp, colored person, coon, cotton picker, gator bait, jigaboo, jive talker, jungle bunny, mammy, monkey, moolie, Moor, mud person, murder monkey, muthafuckah, my man, nappy head, negro, negroid, nigga, nig, niggah, nigger, nig-nog, nigra, nigaboo, person of color, pickaninny, porch monkey, groid, Sambo, schwartze, schvoogie, sharecropper, shine, shooter, shitskin, slave, spade, spearchucker, spook, tar baby, token, Tyrone, Uncle Tom, welfare monkey, coons, cotton-pickers, dawgs, jungle monkeys, colored people, chimps, pavement apes, chocolate people, homies, porch monkeys, groids, spooks, darkies, shit-skins, spades, jigaboos, gorillas, blackies, nigras, welfare sloths, kaffirs, mooncrickets and Antique farming equipment.''' Look {{wayback|http://www.usgennet.org/family/smoot/terms.html|20071230030222|title=HERE}} There are many archaic terms for various shadings of the breed.

'''Remember kids:''' a half-nigger is called an OREO COOKIE. Ya know, like [[Black Jesus|Obama]].

==Outside America==

The term "nigger" is seldom heard in the wasteland that exists outside the [[Lol|shining]] shores of Jewmerica, because while Jewmerica is the only nation to ever elect a nigger leader without vote-rigging, the unwashed foreign hordes enjoy feeling superior to Americucks while simultaneously oppressing their own niggers. Paradoxically, the unwashed foreign hordes use words like '''boy''' casually, sending stuck up, ''' usually white''', Amerimutt nigger apologists into spasms of indignation. However, the close relative of the Nigger, the [[Sand Nigger]], has made a comeback in [[Britain]]. The [[Apartheid|superior white South Africans]] also call them "kaffir", which is derived from the [[Sand Nigger]] word kafir meaning [[Homosexuals|infidel]].

==History==
[[Image:Human-evolution-from-ape-to-black-to-white.jpg|thumb|right|[[Liberals| Liberal race-denialists]] fail to acknowledge the Nigger's correct place in the evolutionary process.]]
Our very drunk [[God]] invented [[Animal|Niggers]] after losing badly at a poker night with [[Buddha]], [[Satan]], and whatever deviant gods the towel-headed [[Arabs]] claim to worship in between camel [[buttsecks|buggering]]. The first niggers were created from turds taken from dingy, smelly peat bogs located around Dundee, [[Scotland]], to be used as slaves to make white people's lives easier and find a market for the [[watermelon]], a vegetable posing as a fruit that normal white people would never eat.

It is also believed that a big piece of shit, shoved up an orangutan's pussy before being fucked by a skunk, evolved into the [[Animal|nigger]] and subsequently the brown color of the species because of the genetic structure of the piece of shit combined with the skunk cum in the orangutan pussy. Soon, the [[Animal|niggers]] discovered ancient texts that taught them to use the dark side of the force. It corrupted them, giving them unspeakable power as well as their characteristic dark color and smell. For [[over 9000 years]], the white man recognized this threat and waged war on the [[animal|niggers]]. Utilizing its superior numbers, the [[white people|white man]] defeated nigger-kind and stripped it of its power. After three hundred years of deserved servitude, most niggers were freed by a coalition/conspiracy [[butthurt]] liberals ([[Abraham Lincoln]]) and accidentally [[Oxymoron|freed niggers]] (Martin Luther King) who took advantage of the Confederate States of America and the failure of ten million inbreds to keep five million [[Animal|niggers]] dumb and happy picking cotton and eating watermelon.

In the late twentieth century, the [[Animal|niggers]] renamed themselves niggas in an attempt to shed their truly shady past. It didn't work, as shown by the saying "you can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger." Niggers nowadays use their newfound freedom for constructive purposes, such as robbing liquor stores, shooting each other with Tec-9's, raping white women, and wearing clothes that are about ten sizes too big.

===Niggers in ancient times===
A lot of niggers believe that the ancient Egyptians were actually niggers. Yeah, right. Like a nigger can figure out how to mummify something. Or build a pyramid. Or make a chariot. (Though there are numerous hieroglyphic records of chariots being stolen by what the Egyptian cops called "baboon people," there are no records of niggas with Egyptian driver's licenses or chariot insurance. Some things never change.)

Another common nigger belief is that the ancient Greeks were just a bunch of fuck-tards until they stole the niggers' knowledge and got uppity. Nobody ever explained to the niggas that knowledge is not a physical, finite substance and that if somebody steals your knowledge, you still have it. There are no confirmed records of niggers ever having any knowledge at all, with the notable exception, during post-Civil War reconstruction, of knowing how to steal watermelons from Whitey's fields.

The [[Vikings]] referred to niggers as the [[Avatar (movie)|blue men]] because the words for "blue" and "black" were all messed up in their [[Swedish|silly hurdy-gurdy language]]. Some niggers even traveled with the Vikings (taking easily to the Viking career options of pillager, raider, [[rapist]] and thug) and married Viking wives (who were likely [[Aryan|pale skinned, blue-eyed, and blonde-haired]], demonstrating that niggers loved dem white wimminz even back then).

However, there is evidence that some Somali niggers were great pirates back in the day... Well, okay, that probably isn't too unrealistic once you think about it; looting ships armed with guns, swords, and knives, gangbanging white hookers and stealing gold and bling, [[No shit|it's not too surprising there]], g'noewatimsayun?

==Characteristics==
[[Image:Black Features.jpg|thumb|left|Features clearly visible]]
A Nigger is the long-sought-after "missing link" between man and ape. Their oversized lips, tight-curled hair, and love for fried [[chikins]], [[watermelons]], purple drank, [[Dat Ass|large asses]], jailhouses, crack rocks, and dat wyte pussay distinguish them.

The [[sheneequa|female]] version of this species of sub-human is the '''Nigress''', or "She-Nigger". They are known mostly for their completely oversized asses, their completely fucktarded names (Bix Nood, La'queesha, Tam'queesha, Mo'neeque, Mercades, LaFawnduh, Vazelineh etc), and their 6 inch long fake nails.

They tend to gravitate towards shiny things, which they call '''bling''', and cover their [[Bicycle|cars]] with them. They [[LOL WUT|believe]] that this makes them [[USI|special]], but in reality, it just makes them [[gay]] and [[retard|retarded]].
===Why niggers love watermelons and fried chicken===
Niggers are attracted to bright colors and large amounts of sugar, not unlike their cousins who swing from trees. Niggers get obsessed with trivial pleasures like watermelon, fried chicken, and bling because it stimulates a vestigial part of their primitive jungle brains. Niggers are, by their very nature, useless scroungers. They didn't grow anything, they didn't raise anything, and they didn't hunt anything. They've spent the last entire fucking millennium before captivity foraging for food on the jungle floor—minimizing their physical activity during the day and seeking to avoid predators during the night.

Ripe and rotting fruit was the mainstay of the Nigger diet in Da Muddaland. This was a huge bonus in terms of survival-easy to digest and rich in water and carbohydrates, it took very little energy to digest and assimilate.

Niggers today are still "Hard Wired" to get all excited over brightly colored fruit drinks, which is programmed into their DNA, and will invariably make a bee-line to the fruit punch and grape drink fountains in the cafeteria, thinking they've hit the jackpot!

Don't be fooled; niggers are still the same stupid, primitive apes they were 100,000 years ago. A few decades of MTV and Affirmative Action isn't going to change a damn thing!

==Types of Niggers==
[[File:Agdadgadgadggad.PNG|thumb|left|You'd best know [[Dead Nigger Storage|the difference]].]]
[[Image:Transnigger.png|280px|right|A [[wigger|transnigger]].]]
*'''[[Wigger|Wannabe Nig]]''': Someone who for unfathomable reasons seeks to become any of the other creatures on this list. May call themselves a "transnigger", "burned cracker" or many other Euphemisms.
*'''Quadroon''': A racial cocktail, consisting of one part mulatto, one part fat [[white trash]]. Shake well and incarcerate.
*'''The Nig''': The Nig is essentially a nigger pretending to act civilized in order to rape your children. [[Obama|Obongo hisself]] is the most well-known Nig currently alive.
*'''The Negro''': The Negro is known for having all the basic traits of the nigger species. They share a fetish for fried chicken (most likely ''Church's Chicken'' because it's the cheapest kind) and purple drank (a fruit juice-cough medicine concoction, boiled sweets optional). Their attire includes clothes that are 10 sizes too big, fake gold chains, converse sneakers, flannel shirts that fit so god damn tight its [[gay|disgusting]], and custom baseball caps with flattened brims and the tags still on, cuz dey gotz dat sw@qq. Some niggers also are known to have dey dreds so deyz be lookz coolz n sheeit. These objects are not only retarded, but filthy and disease-ridden. If you see a nigger with dreadlocks walking toward you, [[rape|prepare your anus]].
*'''The [[Double Nigger]]''': The Double Nigger makes up about [[over 9000|85]]% of crime in the U.S., as well as [[Occupy Wall Street|99%]] of all [[gangs]] . They're known for making JewTube videos in which they flash their 10 dollar bills while wearing their respective gang's "Cullaz", smoke blunts, and show off their Cerebral Palsy or some shit. The Double Nigger has been immortalized in Rockstar Game's Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
*'''The Niggest''': The Niggest are the indigenous niggers of Africa, a continent known for its [[AIDS]], and ass-backward society. Their skin is so black, that the only way you could possibly see them after dark would be if they [[trollface|showed their teeth]], but by then, it will be too late. This is the main cause of the spread of [[AIDS]] in [[Africa]], as it is in the nigger's (especially the Double Nigger and Niggest's) primal nature to [[rape]] anything that moves.

==Communication==
 
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[[Image:EBONICS.jpg|thumb|left|[[Black Jesus|Black Honor Student]]]]
Since all niggers are too lazy to learn proper English, it is practically impossible to understand them. Their [[Ebonics|"language"]] is in fact the epitome of laziness. An example in modern ebonics is "ackin" for "acting" because [[Lazy|it's just too much effort to move the tongue to the roof of the mouth to make a "t" sound]]. The nigger is sometimes simply too [[retarded|derro]] to learn proper English."Hello, my name is Jamie" converts to "YO YO YO wazzup bitches and bitchets, my name is Jamie C, respectaz or I'll pop a cap in yo' white ass foo'!" A typical nigger's burn consists of putting random words together. Examples include [[Goatse|"yo ol' burnt skittle lookin' azz"]] or [[Pain series|"poptart frostin' bald head."]] After the niggers burn on each other, every other nigger laughs as loud as possible for 20 minutes with their hands in front of their mouths in an idiotic way and then starts shooting each other over drugs. The last nigger standing will then take all the drugs in an epic win. Hopefully, he'll kill himself after realizing his homies are dead, causing lulz.

Not to be confused with [[English]], for whites, [[Engrish]], for Asians, [[Spanish|El English]], for [[Mexicans]], Nigger Speak is it's own form of language, containing many profanities and numerous nonsense/useless [[nonsense|slang]] words in a single sentence. On the internet, this stupidity is magnified [[at least 100|at least 100 times]] and usually leaves all other races in a [[wtf]] moment. Unlike [[Leetspeak|13375p34k]], where the words have a minor purpose, Nigger Speak has no use whatsoever and is the [[Nigger|Nigger's]] way of getting back at the white man. The normal conversation between two fluent in Nigger Speak goes something like this: "Smh, lmlmlml, dat sht hd mi rolin on duh fukin flor" "Omkfc, ikr."

See here for an example of the North American Nigger, in its native habitat:
 
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{{quote|Blastin' Them Bitches to Tha Floor,Five-O Mothafuckaz Dead By Tha Police Department Front Door, I Waz Here Before You Heard The Term Hardcore!|Some nigga rapper AKA Madd-Rippah}}

==Hobbies==
[[Image:Eating Pudding.gif|180px|thumb|right|Niglet preparing for its life of [[diabeetus]]]]
[[Image:Nigger KING.jpg|300px|right|thumb|The result of centuries of selective slave breeding and [[Jews|money hungry sports team owners.]]]]
[[File:Dirty niggers in nigger tent.png|300px|right|thumb|Awwww look at them, they look so happy in their niggers tent]]
*[[Attention Whores]] worse than a drag queen
*Caring what others think(but pretending not to)
*Playing the race card (niggers secret weapon)
*Intimidating other animals
*Loving their cars and motorcycles more than anything in this world(including wife and kids)
*Using humans for their own benefit
*Mocking other species
*Mechanophilia (fetish)
*Pretending
*Pretending having money (but you'd know better, unless you're a [[Retard]].)
*Even taking stupid photos of them with money in their mouths
*Raping white [[wimminz]]
*Bragging about [[lie|their massive cocks]] (Which they don't know how to use)
*Being so fucking loud at movie theaters and plays
*Stealing from [[whitey]]
*[[Riots|Rioting]]
*Whining about [[The Man]] keeping them down
*Driving expensive cars to the welfare office
*Collecting welfare checks
*Spending welfare checks on chicken and rims
*Eating [[KFC]]
*Eating shit in Europe
*Robbing local [[7/11|convenience stores]]
*Stealing [[Bike|bikes]]
*Being [[You|a useless waste of space in general]]
*[[Rodney King|Getting beat up by the cops]]
*Taking loads of [[The Crackhead|crack]]
*Ripping dumb whitey with [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scams]]
*Wasting precious carbon atoms
*Being [[Obama|fucking useless]]
*Pissing off [[Raptor Jesus|Jesus]]
*[[Ethiopia|Starving to death]]
*Fighting [[Africa|constant civil wars]]
*SHOOPED, NIGGA
*Shooting each other
*Stealing Air Jordans (nigger shoes)
*Joining gangs
*Eating watermelinz
*Becoming a whitey's [[slave|bitch]]
*Looking like [[shit]]
*Not going to school
*Sleeping in the streets
*Eating [[shit]]
*Spreading [[AIDS]]
*[[Fact|Getting thrown to jail for no reason]]
*Singing and clapping in church
*Tricking the Human race into thinking that they are one of us
*Performing drive-bys with an Uzi
*Shitting on your porch
*Being complete assholes
*Winning first place in a Monkey beauty pageant
*Stinking like shit
*Being negative influences on [[Wigger|dumb white kids]], [[Vietnam|even dumber, poorer asian kids]] and [[Spics]].
*Driving down the street and blasting shitty rap music out of their rusted out Cadillac/Chevy Caprice.
*Using Ebonics in the presence of intelligent white people, then getting pissed off when asked what the fuck they said.
*Tripping over their baggy pants as they run from the cops.

==Racial science==
[[File:DLemontruenegro.jpg|thumb|right|D'Lemonz shows off his pride on CNN]]

A brief, though multi-faceted encyclopedia entry on niggers was featured in the Swedish Nordic Family Encyclopedia Book, given out in 1913, which recounts the following:

{{quote|"The most important physical characteristics, by which these true niggers be separated from other ethnicities, art the following: 1) the strong prognathism of the cranium with a width index of 70-74 and abnormal thickness, which allows the nigger to endure blows, which unconditionally would crush a normal European skull /.../ 6) slender legs and wide, flat feet, with the big toe shaped almost like a "griptoe" and the flat heel protruding backwards. In mental respect, the nigger can be commonly said to stand at a child's standpoint with, as a rule, feeble aptitude and lively fantasy. He is happy and unconcerned, although occasionally ostensibly serious; he lacks power and endurance, commits to inspiration/impulses of the moment and swiftly altering moods, and is very sensitive with a distinctive sense for the comical. He is furthermore in possession of a rich inner life, can sometimes showcase distinctive friendliness, but acts, as a rule, shyly, leery and with a lack of any trace of mercy and compassion."}}

==Breeding Habits==
[[Image:Startyoung.gif|180px|thumb|left|WELL DEY HAFTA LEARN SUMTIME AND DA SOONA DA BETTA!]]
[[Image:Cock-pants.jpg|thumb|muh dik]]

Niggers are now required by Federal Law to breed only in [[Atlanta]] during Spring Break as part of efforts to keep the nigger population under control and reduce the need to buy riot gear and import watermelons from foreign sources. Not that they pay any attention to this law any more than they do to any other law. The act of niggers engaging in sexual reproduction with humans is classified as bestiality.

During the official nigger mating season, the nigger performs a fantastic mating ritual to locate a victim. First, said nigger smokes a shitload of weed. Then, the nigger hides in a mud puddle—years of evolution allow the nigger to simply blend in. After spotting the perfect white woman (niggers hate mating with their own kind, since all niggers secretly wish they weren't niggers), they jump out of the puddle and beat the innocent woman to the ground. After letting the woman beg to let her keep her virginity, the nigger proceeds to rape her in every possible opening, after which the nigger kills its forced mate for fear of its natural enemy, child support. If the said negro belongs to a hive, the nigger captures the woman and forcibly drags her to the hive for breeding.

Niggers fornicate heavily all year round. "Fornicating" with a nigger means raping respectable white women, fucking a dog in the ass instead of another nigger, or falling for a female's mating ritual. Niggers caught fucking a she-nig are cast out by their tribe of home-boys for breaking with tradition and being wack.

In spite of the U.S. breeding restrictions, many American Niggers simply go to other countries to spawn with humans and return with Nigger/humanoid hybrids. Hines Ward, Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver, is the product of one such case... his daddy was a nigger who enlisted in the army for free college and healthcare, and his momma was a South Korean woman (a nigger will fuck anything that moves except another nigger, even if it's a respectable citizen of an ally of the government they serve). Hines, instead of building TV sets in Seoul for two dollars a fucking week, is the highest-paid member of the most famous team in the NFL (Nigger Felony League). He can catch and hit hard like a nigger, but he runs elusively like a skittering little chink. The combination is deadly for opposing defenses.

==Natural Enemies==
[[Image:DEM20.jpg|thumb|left|300px| Introducing the nigger's natural predator, the [[Red Neck]]. One of the best means of [[Genocide|controlling this pest's population]].]]
Although the nigger seems like a powerful foe, it has many natural predators. In addition to child support, one of the more visible predators who actively hunt niggers is the common [[redneck]]. Niggers hate rednecks almost as much as rednecks hate niggers, although both have much in common. They're products of selective inbreeding, are significantly lacking in intelligence and common sense to an almost fatal level, listen to music that is offensive to the ears and damaging to the other senses, drink alcoholic concoctions that differ very little from urine, and practice poor hygiene almost as an art form.

Probably the most widespread natural enemies of niggers are the common street cops or sheriffs, also known as "pigs", "blue devils", "the Man", or "the police" (po'- leece, in Ebonics). Cops are known to hunt for niggers on a continual basis not because they are racist but because [[Over 9000|99.9]] percent of crime is done by—you guessed it—niggers. To a cop, trying to bust a non-nigga for a crime like shooting at a barrel full of fish in hopes of nailing a duck. Niggas are the broad side of a barn when it comes to violating the law.

Another natural predator is the [[KKK]], although everybody agrees that contrasting the KKK with rednecks is useless because, truth be told, there ain't no fucking difference between the two groups at all. Every Klansman is a redneck, and every redneck is a Klansman.

In a peculiar turn of nature and society, the nigga is often its own natural enemy. If a nigga is actually guilty of doing harm to other niggas, like shooting them, stealing their money, setting up crack houses in their neighborhoods, and so forth, the other niggas refuse all aid to the cops who are trying to end their oppression. This nigga "don't snitch" policy has two beneficial effects: first, it lets the perp keep shootin', stealin', and dealin' crack, which pushes the nigga community ever downward into the muck. Second, the absence of nigga prosecution witnesses in court encourages the legal system to incarcerate a shitload of niggas regardless of their guilt, resulting in a significant reduction in the number of niggas on our streets and in the breeding population. And that's a good thing.

==The Nigra Civil Rights Movement==
Despite the niggas' being freed by whitey, there was still tons of racism, especially in the American South following the end of the [[Civil War]]. Groups of [[rednecks|Confederate soldiers]], still seething in butthurt rage after taking a much-deserved ass-whooping from their Northern masters, didn't want their former pieces of property to get away too easily. Nobody can blame them entirely; who else could bear the loss of valuable human working machines forced to pick cotton and perform hard labor without pay? As a result, the KKK was formed, and Jim Crow laws were implemented. Anyway, niggers were lynched in the 1800's and early 1900's because they were well hung.

An important part of the Civil Rights movement was the NAACP, an organization famously started by white people, then taken over by the niggs. The original meaning of "NAACP," forged during the civil rights struggles of the 1950s and 1960s, was "Niggers Ain't Acting Like Colored People." There were too many lulz in it, so Sambo changed it.

===Black History Mumf===
In 1976, a group of niggaz decided to set aside a mumf (a month, in Standard English) to demonstrate to the world that Africans and peoples of African descent had contributed to the advancement of history. Knowing that there actually were no such contributions and that nobody would be interested if there were, the niggas chose February, the shortest, coldest, and most miserable month of the year.

Every February, schools, libraries, and other governmental offices put up displays purporting to honor nigga contributions. The actual contributions of the race (to brutal sports, popular music with filthy lyrics, and criminality of all sorts) are taboo, of course. Well-meaning white folk show off a few niggas who assisted Caucasian do-gooders in freeing the Nigga from slavery (BIG fucking mistake, Whitey!), the guy who invented the traffic light, the handful of niggas who knew how to write books, and a few other made-up stories about nigga accomplishments.

For 28 days, school kids and others laugh at the pathetic nature of the race, and at the end of the mumf, everything is put away for another year.

===Niggers try to Ban their own name===
On July 9th, 2007, a group of niggers at the NAACP believed that if they symbolically buried the word nigger, people would stop using it. As soon as this was broadcast, everyone in the world cried out "NIGGER!", proving that even stupid shit like this will not ban a word. Sorry niggers, you'll never win. Niggers try to ban their own names because they crash into each other and output poop to pull off a poop orgy.

By July 10th, the infamous n-word had resurrected and attached itself to people like Jesse, Sharpton, Michael Vick, Halle Berry, and others. That muthafucka's gonna be tough to take out!

==Confronting a Nigger==
[[Image:Curbstomp.gif|thumb|left|How to deal with niglets.]]
When confronting a nigger in everyday society while unarmed, it is best that you contact your nearest [[Skinhead]] or [[pigs|law enforcement official]]. As a safety precaution, if you are armed, shoot them on sight and immediately proceed to [[pwn|curbstomp]] the fuck out of them. See Edward Norton for tips on how to best handle a nigger). If unarmed, your only hope is to scream "[[Ebonics|OH LAWDZ IS DAT SUM CHIKUN?!]]" and use the distraction to avoid raep. Interacting with a nigger is highly discouraged as it is more than likely you will be immediately raep'd, robbed, and/or transferred [[AIDS|HIV/AIDS]].
[[Image:Burnt Nigger.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Kill it with fire|An example of how to properly end your conversation with a nigger after confrontation.]]]]

===Surviving a nigger attack===
As you walk or travel through nigger territory, and if you can not see more than 50 to 100 feet in front of you, call out every few minutes until you enter a clear area. Some people call out, others sing, some wear nigger-bells. The point is to make a lot of noise. In most cases, the nigger will run away in a state of confusion.

If you see a nigger, talk to the nigger; study and utilize the standard {{wayback|http://christianparty.net/niggerapology.htm|20071230030222|title=Nigger Apology}}. If this is ineffective and he begins speaking in retarded, low-pitched ebonics, talk to him in soothing tones about things he is familiar with, such as muh dick, [[watermelonz]], rap music, and bling. Don't talk too soothingly, or he may think you are trying to be all gay on him. Niggers are known for being very sensitive about their supposed "manhood". Make sure he sees you. Hold your arms high above your head. This will make you look like a much bigger person to him. Continue to talk and slowly back away. If you run, he will chase you. Niggers can run and jump extremely fast.

If the nigger lunges at you, jump into the water (niggers are horrible swimmers). If you are in an area without water (such as the ghetto or the desert plains of Africa), run in a zigzag motion towards a police station or the white part of town. This will surely confuse him. Whatever you do, DON'T climb a tree. Niggers have had plenty of practice at this sort of thing, as their tree-climbing instincts were honed to a razor edge deep in the jungles of Africa.

Another popular defense against niggers is to carry nigger spray. This has soap and water in it, which niggers hate. If you spray the nigger, he may change his mind or break off an attack, although he may become infuriated and enter a furious black rage. Stay away from niggers. Many tourists think they look cute and like to get close enough to take a picture. Do not be stupid. Also, remember that a niggress with baby niggers is very protective and dangerous and may attack even though you think you are a safe distance away.

No matter how much it begs, never give a nigger your change. This will only attract even more niggers. Many AIDS outbreaks have spread into otherwise clean areas just from niggers being attracted to the sound of loose change. Do your part to keep the epidemic down. Do not try to touch or pet niggers. Their behavior is unpredictable. They might [[Rape|bite]] and poison you with their sharp [[Rape Rodent|teeth]]. Only younger specimens can be trained to serve [[Slavery|a good cause]]. [[Suicide|DO NOT APPROACH THE HERD OF MORE THAN 2 NIGGERS!]] They might confuse you with a bucket of chicken, and [[Om nom nom nom|feed on you]].

=='''{{archive|XWs7t|How to be a Nigger}}'''==
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*Develop a Strong Sick Sense of Entitlement ( YOU YOU and YOU)
*Avoid Personal Responsibility( a must)
*Play Dumb ^
*Make other people tolerate your bad behavior(if not just say: That's racist )
*Be clueless
*Develop an Inferiority Complex (look angry)
*Manipulate the system (always)
*Make excuses and blame everybody for your miserable life (always)
*Be totally in denial
*Lie about how big your dick is all the time, and about how many white women you fucked while their husbands were away at work. This way, you feel wanted by someone other than law enforcement.
*Bounce as much as you can, bobble your head up & down and back & forth, and hold your crotch when you walk. Don't forget to lick your lips as much as possible.
*Wear the largest clothes you can find. Wear your cap backwards or sideways. Wear a bandana underneath the cap if possible.
*Screw as many fat negro sows as you can, this way your illegitimate children help the mothers bleed the government dry, and you can lie to yourself about what a "playa you is".
*When you get pulled over and arrested for the trunkful of weed in your Sedan deVille, yell racism and racial profiling (even if the cop is black, he's an oreo). Make sure the Nation of Islam and the NAACP hear about your case. Don't forget the ACLU.
*It doesn't matter how shitty your car is, put the biggest diameter rims on you can find, and the most expensive stereo system. Ride around in white neighborhoods at night and play rap music as loud as you can. We love the rattling trunk, we really, really do.
*Talk as loud as you can whenever you can. Especially in libraries or theaters. Black women, this is a perfect time for you to chimp out on your "boo". Remember, white folks invented home video just because of you.
*When begging for money, act offended at white folks who only give you a dime or a "solid quattah" instead of a five dollar bill. This is a reasonable means to attack or mug them. When you get caught, state your reason as "dey wuz white." The media and the ACLU will come to your rescue, so don't sweat it.
*Always whine about how the white man is keeping you down, and how you are owed slave reparations. Even though you've never been a slave and could never survive it because you're lazy.
*Wear a lot of fake gold around your neck and fingers. Go to the dentist and get those rotten teeth replaced with gold implants. Go ahead, you know you're going to stiff the dentist. If he keeps harrassing you about the bill, call the NAACP.
*Say stupid things like "YEEAAAAAAHHHHHH, BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!" or "BEEEEYYYYOOOOOOTTCHHH!!!!!" Use ebonics so you don't have to sound intelligent like white folks.
*Call the founding fathers racist slave owners so that public schools with names like 'George Washington High' or 'Thomas Jefferson High' are changed. Don't stop whining until every public school in America is named the following: 'Malcolm X High', 'Rosa Parks Middle School', 'Rodney King Elementary' and so on.
*Spread sexually transmitted diseases (to white girls if possible) and obsessively use drugs.
*Use "muthafucka" a lot when speaking, end everything with "knowwhumsain?". In certain instances, you may end sentences with "...n' shit". Knowwhumsain?
*Negroes are [[rape|very sexual]] (not in a good way). Fuck anyone or anything.... men, women, children, dogs..... if it has at least one hole, anything goes. Anything to get your freak on.
*When your girlfriend turns you in for roasting her 2 year old son in the oven, tell the police the truth.... he broke your Playstation 2. Don't worry, it should work.... you're black, after all.
*Black women do not need babysitters. Tuck your eight children into bed, go out to the clubs and get drunk and "freaked" by five or six negroes. When you return home at 8:45AM, you'll find that someone ratted you out to Child Protective Services. Blame it on your skin and say, "dey tryin' to take my kids cuz I black, dawg!!"
*To the negro, raping a white woman is the same as if she asked him to fuck her. Go tell your friends what a "playa you is".
*Most negroes should die violently by age 30 if they wish to have a legacy. Black women will grow old and teach their niglets lies about white people so they can carry on their practice of whining and recieving handouts, and so they can justify black-on-white crime.
*Black mothers, you will undoubtedly lose a son or two (or all eight), as a result of being gunned down by a police officer during a struggle over the officer's gun. Chimp out in front of the cameras, lie about how your "baby" was a hardworking, loving, caring son.... even though his rap sheet was long enough to wallpaper the complete interior of your project dwelling, and no matter how many times he beat even your ass on certain occasions.
*When two negroes are ready to fight each other, they should circle each other for approximately half an hour and tell each other how they are going to hurt each other. "We gonna strap, dawg!" or "do sumfin', muhfugga!"
*Speaking of fights, never attack a white person in packs of less than five. Even women, since you'll need at least one nigger to hold each limb while one is raping her.
*Always struggle with the police during your arrest. This way you'll get your 15 minutes of fame on COPS or AMERICA's MOST WANTED.
*The more a woman weighs, the sexier she is, black or white. 300lbs+ is what you should be looking for.
*Use an excessive amount of cologne or perfume to hide your foul odor. Though the cologne stinks, it is an improvement over your funk.
*When failing an IQ test for a promotion or a job application, sue the employer. They will cave in because you're black, and from pressure from the NAACP.
*Yell "Gibbe summa dat" and walk around with your hand out, palm up
*Incidentally, when failing any military IQ test and you are put on the front lines in war, claim that the white men want to kill you because you're black.
*As witnessed in New Orleans, negroes...um...Niggers should ignore warnings to evacuate cities due to incoming natural disasters. When stranded, blame the president and white rescue teams for being racist and abandoning them, even though they were warned they could be on their own for an unknown period of time. Negroes should always wait for the government to do everything for them.
*Negresses should kill their children, then blame the govenment for failing them and all blacks by not giving them enough welfare funds to properly care for the children. Lie about a medical condition, if possible.
*For teenage negresses who are afraid of telling their mothers they are pregnant (some are actually too stupid to tell or in denial), have the child and then abandon it in a trash dumpster, or sell him for a bag of crack cocaine.
*Niggers should covet the thug lifestyle. Act, look, and talk like a thug. When the police begin profiling the thug nigger, it should cry racism and police brutality.
*When niggers are arrested for assaulting or murdering someone, they should always lie and say, "he call me a nigger".

As you can see, being a Nigger is hard work. How do those monkeys even manage?

==Famous Niggers==
[[Image:2uzxbw6.jpg|thumb|right|Silly little nigger ]]
Look, there are 35 million niggers in the United States alone. Every level of government has a shitload of programs to help advance them in society, as does every company that does business with any one of those governments, every college and university, every professional sports team, and just about every enterprise with over three employees (and not just limited to shoe shine stands). But nearly every one of the 35 million niggers is either in jail, doing something that will land them in jail, [[Vandalism|fucking up the place they live in]], wasting thousands of dollars that Whitey spends to educate them, suing their employer for 'scrimmination, applying for government benefits, sellin' drugz, or some other worthless/antisocial pursuit. The ones in college are mostly majoring in Black Studies, which mainly fills their nappy, limited-capacity heads with stories of 500 years of slavery at the hands of the white man. This qualifies them to sue the people that hire them, to lobby for reparations, and to work for the release of every nigga in every prison everywhere.

In spite of this thoroughgoing worthlessness, [[Black Jesus|a few niggers]] [[Lol wut|manage to rise]] above the slime at the bottom of the cesspool and become known in the world of humans. All of them are listed below. Less than a hundred famous niggers out of a population of 35 million, and that's stretchin' it. These few heroes done threw off their chains an' BECOME somebody!

==Culture and Lih-trih-chur==
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08:58:03 <Leonidas> weev: Black culture is a result of affirmative action, segregation and poverty.
08:58:07 <weev> no
08:58:10 <weev> black culture is a result of NIGGERS
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Don't kid yourself, [[retard]]. Niggers are too fucking stupid to come up with anything resembling culture, and the only thing they can write, ever, is the word [[goatse|"motherfucker"]], preferably on the side of your house. Niggers have shown us only one example of anything resembling culture: in [[Jew|LA]], there is a nigger club called the Crips. They're [[truth|fucking dumb]]. So are their [[faggot|butt buddies]], the [[Pain series|Bloods]]. Any and all black "culture" was wiped out by 200 years of slavery, leaving freed niggers to choose between acting white or drinking 40z in after rape/murder sessions.

==The 13/50 Myth==
Conservatives will often remind you that despite comprising only 13% of the United States population, blacks commit 50% of murders. This is false; they actually commit 60.4% of murders.

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==Things Niggers Hate==

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Other than the usual fried chicken, welfare checks, shiny rims and gold 'n bling, there are plenty of things that the general nigger hates. Such examples include:
*Thinking (too much work)
*A clean house
*Physical Labor
*Holding jobs
*[[Cops|DA POOLEESE!]]
*Tasks that involve any kind of physical movement (since niggers are lazy as fuck)
*Courtrooms
*Acting like civilized human beings
*Country music
*[[FOX News]]
*Wearing condoms
*Paying child support
*Stormfront.org
*Paying anything
*Schooling
*[[Cats]]
*Personal hygiene
*Working
*Not blaming whitey for everything wrong in their lives
*[[You]]
*Swimming

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==Visual Guide to Niggers==
 
{{cg|Ooo Lawdy, I gots me uh Galleree|NiggerGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Tremayne Durham.jpg|Niggers are KFC buckets' natural predator...
File:KFC bucket hat.png|After the feast, the nigger displays its victim's carcass as a symbol of a successful hunt.
File:Oh_lawds_is_i_in_heaven2.png|Niggas love [[Watermelonz]]
File:Watermelon_Wreck.jpg|This is considered a [[shock image]] by niggers.
File:Blacksrelax.jpg|Words of Wisdom. '''{{Wikilink|Black_people_and_Mormonism|(What the Mormons use to abide by)}}'''
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File:Nigger king kong white pussy.jpg
File:Kindernigger.jpg
File:Sftrican starvin marvin facebook.jpg|The starvin marvin situation...
File:Nigger onion.jpg| A Nigger Onion
File:Rapistsworstjob.jpg|This nigga should have picked a different day job.
File:Nigger646.gif
File:Nigger mouth.gif
File:Albino nigger.jpg|An albino nigger.
File:This little nigga noodles.jpg|Azn food is not for niggers
File:nigger-in-a-box.jpg|Warning: Nigger may steal your bike, eat your chicken and watermelons, and may also rape your white wife!
File:47.jpg|Twice the volts, twice the fun!
File:Niggerpiggbank.jpg|Ask your great-grandmother if she's had one of these; and if she still has it, take it and sell it on eBay!
File:You Sir Are A Swine.jpg|As we can see from this painting, niggers have been around for [[at least 100]] years.
File:Niggaspeare.png|This portrait shows what niggers looked like in the Elizabethan era.
File:Giant_Black_Ass.jpg|[[DAT ASS]]
File:Nigger Ass.jpg
File:Nigger Dance.gif|Niggas got moves
File:Typicalnigger.jpg|An average Negro reaction to a Popeye's sale
File:Dos Niggers.jpeg|The only thing you and the most interesting man in the world have in common.
File:the-matrix.jpg|Good question.
File:You just activated my trap card.jpg|[[Niggers]] can whup yo' ass at [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]
File:Sniggersbar.jpg|A candy bar made for Negros
File:Popeyeswtf.gif|OH SHIIIIIIAAAAT!!!!!
File:KingKongedo38.jpg|A nigger captures a white woman, about to participate in glorious buttsecks. Citing the need to "control the negro", and "the frequent occurrence of the crime of rape by negro men upon white women."
File:Female popeyed.jpg|GO TO BED
File:Angry Nigger.jpg|Subject without KFC for 27 minutes
File:Mah Nigga.png|When a nigger makes this face, it is a sign that it looks upon you favorably
File:Niger.jpg|Ferreado.
File:MLK slaves.jpg
File:Boss Nigger Poster.jpg
File:BlackMan.png|Omnomnom
File:Spot_the_nigger.jpg|Who's the odd one out?
File:Nigganerd.jpg|It's okay to say nigga now right?
File:Nigga-kip.png|Yo, I herds you lieks [[mudkipz]]
File:WartyMelon Flava.gif|[[Disney]] know how to market to niggers.
File:Niggaproof basket.jpg|IS DAT SUM RACIAL OPPRESSION?
File:Beernigga.jpg|"OHH LAWDY; I dunt care 'bout no Hurracayne Kuhtreena, at least I gotz me sum free beer to drank!"
File:Back Of The Bus, Nigga.gif|As this educational toy for [[children]] shows, niggers belong at the back of the bus.
File:Bossnigger.jpg|A touching period piece showing the inner soul of an African American.
File:FatHoFrenz.png|Use this [[colorbar]] in your LJ for the [[irony]].
File:Bape.jpg|Niggas tend to walk around with guns & 35 lb. weights. WTF
File:Klan approved.png|This article is KKK Approved.
File:I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night.jpg|I am the terror that flaps in the night...
File:Bigasssandwich.jpg|Surprised it ain't fried chicken! Since when do niggaz eat hamburgers, anyway?
File:Niceass.jpg|A nigga's wet dream.
File:Regular day.gif|Just a regular day in da hood.
File:Never tell a nigger what he can't do.png|Never tell a nigger what he can't do.
File:Nigga get.jpg|You gotta get yourself one.
File:stolen-bikes.jpg|Black people have to steal at least 1 bike a day to stay alive.
File:Nigger You Gay.jpg| All niggers are fags considering they will screw anything.
File:NotMyBabyBitch.gif|Niggas are well known for their prowess on the dance floor.
File:OreoBarbie.jpg|Mattel is racist now OMFGZ!!!
File:Caps conversation.jpg|<s>Blinded me</s> Stole my [[bike]] with [[science]]!
File:Chickenfight.jpg|Truly a brave man.
File:Nigras.jpg|WTF
File:Abstractmoti.jpg
File:Gottahavecereal.gif|Cereal is probably soaked with chicken broth.
File:OH LAWD.jpg|Better than sex.
File:Afreakan.jpg|iFrican. Prolly stole it from [[Mitch Henderson]].
File:Black_History_Month_sale_on_cotton_balls.jpg‎|Walgreens shows off its cultural sensitivity during Black History Month.
File:Quite_serious_indeed.jpg|A typical black person, as he has no idea how to use his computer.
File:Singaporespecialjh1.jpg|A [[Nazi|properly configured]] nigger.
File:Nigger_-_Cereal.jpg|Finally, a cereal aimed at the urban demographic.
File:Nigger thread.jpg|This is a common occurrence on the internet.
File:Nigra.jpg|A nigga at a museum, showing that [[South Park]] can also be racist.
File:Kramer niggers.jpg|[[Kramer]]... not a fan of niggers...
File:Spartankicksnigga.gif|…neither is [[300|King Leonidas!]]
File:Coplove.jpg|[[Lie|Cops and Negroes always did get along well.]]
File:Watermelonsoda.jpg|Oh lawd...
File:Negro community.jpg
File:Nigga Wallpaper.png|If you're black, you must have this as your wallpaper. It's the law.
File:Black Monopoly.png|Discriminatory boardgames.
File:Nigga at game store.jpg|Even in [[Video games|gaming]] [[webcomic]]s.
File:Niggerbrown.jpg|Nigger is a nice sofa color.
File:Atleastimnotanigger.jpg
File:Fun nigger shit.jpg
File:Niggers use drugs while pregnant.jpg
File:Wheredawhitewomenat.jpg|Niggers love all women of other races, whether they are [[fat]] or [[Pro-ana|not]].
File:Niggerfoodstamps.jpg|A Nigger when not leaching off your tax dollars.
File:Confusednigger.gif|One confused Nigger.
File:Plankingnigs.jpg|A natural nigger gathering.
File:Damndirtyapes.jpg|POTA remake with rappers.
File:youngbucks.jpg|Booty niggers start early.
File:1315499363964.jpg| He just wants to bang on ''your'' drum all day.
File:ConfusedNigger.jpg|Fact: All niggers secretly wish they were white.
File:Fighting Monkeys.jpg
File:Niggers Wtf.gif|RAAAAWWWWRRR!!! AAAWWWWAAARRRR!!!
File:niggerfish.jpg|They even have a species of fish named after them.
File:blackmonopoly.jpg|They have their own special edition of Monopoly!
File:Fight_For_Your_Life.jpg|Every Nigger's fantasy... Stickin' it to THE MAN!!1
File:Clymer poster.jpg|1866 [[Democrat]] election poster accurately showing the niggers sloth.
File:Lawltrain.jpg|Typical nigger she-boon being loud as fuck.
File:Chippenfails.jpg|Niggers and [[Fags]] are mortal enemies
File:Kfcoutofbusiness.gif|OH LAWDS, NO!
File:Blacksad.gif|Sorry if we offended you, niglet!
File:CoonChickenInn.jpg|An accurate media representation of niggers.
File:Nigger magnet.jpg|thumb|Magnets proven 100% effective at luring hordes of niggers
File:Warner.jpg|thumb|right|Niggers are criminals by nature.
File:Negroid.jpg|thumb|right|The purest specimen ever captured.
File:The_Niggest.jpg|180px|thumb|right|A Challenger Approaches.
File:Black Lips.jpg|thumb|right|A National Geographic photo of a baboon taking a selfie.
File:Black_Fried_Chicken.jpg|thumb|right|Every nigger's kryptonite.
File:Niggerchickenwifeabuse.jpg|thumb|Common street niggers.
File:Agdadgadgadggad.PNG|thumb|right|You'd best know [[Dead Niggers|the difference]]
File:XzibitBuiltaNig.jpg|thumb|left|Niggers build the worst niggers
File:Crazycerealnigger.gif|thumb|left|A Nigger consuming his breakfast
File:1241249649172.jpg|thumb|left|Look at dem monkey, bra
File:CovetedChikkin.png|thumb|left|Two young negros revering their sacred fowl in a ritualistic display of drool and total faggotry.
File:Blackguywhitegirl.jpeg|thumb|right|After obtaining a pure white virgin drunk, the wild negro moves in for the kill.
File:Some bath.jpg
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File:Niggers math.png|A mathematical expression of niggers.
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File:Romantic negro.gif
File:Alone in the Dark.jpg
File:That's a penis.gif
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File:Negro rapeface.gif
File:My Trip to Chuck E Cheese's.jpg
File:Nigga thumb dance.gif
File:Niggerfag.jpg
File:Bread nigger.gif
File:No nigger.gif
File:Gorrilla and nigger.gif
File:Beach negro.gif
File:Scurry shit.gif
File:Cookie nigger.jpg
File:Exercise nigger.gif
File:Stare nigger.gif
File:French ass name.gif
File:Nigger bottle.jpg
File:Crossdressing nigger.gif
File:KFC thought.gif
File:Flexi-nigger.gif
File:Krispy Kreme nigger.gif
File:Nigger King.jpg
File:Pinata negro.gif
File:Nenecrazyface.gif
File:Nigger limbo.gif
File:Nigger wedding.jpg
File:Nigger dance.gif|Nigger mating ritual.
File:Birthday present.gif
File:Niggerer.jpg
File:Niggawaa.jpg
File:The-dream-lives-on.jpg|The dream lives on...
File:Black_People_-_Niger_Fried_Chicken.jpg
File:N_GGERS.jpg
File:Yumyumyum.gif | This is how niggers eat.
File:Niggers can't spell.jpg
File:Little nigger.jpg
File:Snake nigger.jpg
File:Black People - Chicken Wing Dispute.png
File:Average black.jpg|Rare "''negro insectus''" sub-species.
File:SLAVERY REINSTATED-Catch yourself a strong one.jpg|[[Slavery|We can only dream]].
File:Niggas_In_the_Wild!!.jpg|[[Black Jesus|January 20, 2009]]
File:TheDifferencebetweenaNiggerandaGangster.jpg |There is a crucial difference between niggers and gangsters
File:Nigger nipples.jpg
File:True Nigger.png|What a true nigger looks like. Not horse manure brown.
File:Niger_Please.gif
File:Planetwatermelon.jpg
File:Black_guy_in_KFC_trash_can.png
File:Niggajump.jpg
File:Nigger_tomb.jpg
File:Nigger_pm.gif
File:Niggers killed family.jpg|Niggers in distress will always call upon the [[welfare|assistance]] of the white man.
File:Black person selfie.jpg
File:Alabama Hates Niggers.jpg| Alabama hates Niggers.
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==Quotes==
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|These [[Negroes|Black Ones]] are the natives of countries in the South. As their countries are [[science|close to the sun]], they are sun-scorched and become black. [[Fact|By nature they are stupid]].| Japanese scholar, 18th century

|Promiscuous [[bestiality|coalition of Men and Animals]] took place, wherefore the regions of Africa produce for us so many monsters.| French savant Jean Bodin makes a terrible discovery

|Coon, coon, black baboon

Brutal, worthless, thieving goon

Often [[Weed|high]], thrives in jail

His [[welfare]] check is in the mail

Some 40 offsprings has been had

But none will ever call him "Dad"

And yet he hollers day to night

"I blames da cracka for muh pligyt

I'z him spreads trash all 'round muh shack

I'z him what makes me smoke dis crack

He push my kind to burn and loot

An sends de po-lice dat we shoot

But inch by inch we takin' hold,

Like when da white bread starts to mold

We'll overrun yo' homes and soon

Dey'll only be fit for de black baboon!"|Author A. Wyatt Man, date unknown

|[[Some argue|It is said]] that when the black slave is sated, he [[rape|fornicates]]; when he is hungry, he [[theft|steals]].| Arab historian Al-Abshibi should chastise his slaves

|When Negroes are accustomed to an [[white devils|overseer]], and you dispense with the services of one, they must be exposed to a great deal of [[Nigga stole my bike|temptation]], far more than they can resist. [[Time Cube|Education]] has not taught them the difference between right and wrong; at any rate, their ideas on the subject must be confused.| Words to the wise master, [[Nigger Manual|Farmer's Register]], 1837

|As for the [[Niggers|Zanj]], they are people of black color, flat noses, kinky hair, and [[no|little]] understanding or intelligence.| Arab geographer Al-Muqaddasi, 10th century

|The Negroes... lead a beastly kind of life, being utterly destitute of all reason, of dexteritie of wit, and of all [[Menstrual painting|arts]]. Yea, they so behave themselves, as if they had continually lived [[Detroit|in a Forrest among wilde beasts]]. They have great swarms of [[Sheneequa|Harlots]] among them; whereupon a man may easily conjecture their [[Antoine Dodson|manner of living]].| Leo [[irony|Africanus]], 15th century

|All fucking niggers must fucking hang!| Animal Mother speaks for the [[White devils|white people]]

|Not as black as one is painted| An idiom meaning "not as bad as one is said to be"

|They are as shocking and horrible as devils with their [[Transformers|iron faces and silver teeth]].| [[China|Manchu]] official meeting a [[Nigra]]

|[[Lulzy|Lawzy]], we gots to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!| Why you lying black slut!

|[[Africa]] is directly under the equator and the heat there is extreme. Therefore, the natives are black coloured. They are [[Travis the Killer Chimp|uncivilized and vicious]] in nature.| Japanese geography textbook

|[[Negroes|Their]] hair is burned by the sun and becomes frizzled but they are humans and not monkeys as [[some argue|some mistakenly think]].| A Japanese scholar's honest mistake

|Deeply stained with dirt; soiled dirty, foul... having dark or deadly purposes, malignant; pertaining to or involving death, deadly; baneful, disastrous, sinister... full of anger or hatred... tragic, harrowing, disastrous... evil, iniquitous, atrocious, wicked| The most common definitions of "black", Oxford English Dictionary

|Like the crow among mankind are the [[Blacks|Zanj]] for they are the worst of men and the [[truth|most vicious of creatures]] in character and temperament.| Arab polymath Al-Jahiz, 9th century

|I went down to de riber, I didn't mean to stay,

But dere I see so many galls, I [[rape|couldn't get away]].

[[Mosh Girl|Weel about and turn about and do jis so]],

Eb'ry time I weel about and jump Jim Crow.| The black man's anthem

|A negro will always be a [[nigger|negro]], carry him to [[Maryland|Greenland]], give him [[what|chalk]], [[watermelonz|feed]] and [[police brutality|manage]] him never so many ways.| A common complaint even in the 17th century

|We know that the [[Blacks|Zanj]] are the [[retard|least intelligent]] and the [[idiot|least discerning]] of mankind, and the least capable of understanding the consequences of their actions.| More [[constructive criticism]] by Al-Jahiz

|Some believe that Negroes are, like ourselves, the sons of [[Adam Savage|Adam]] and must, therefore, have like passions and wants and feelings and tempers in all respects. This we deny.| Edgar Allan Poe keeps the black man down

|Black men have no knowledge of God... they are very [[fat|greedy eaters]], and no less [[drug|drinkers]], and very [[pigs|swinish]], and much addicted to [[Tay Zonday|uncleanliness]].| An early English traveler visits Africa, or possibly Peckham

|The only people who deserve [[slavery]] are the Negroes, [[asking for it|owing to]] their [[Soulja Boy|low degree of humanity]] and their proximity to the animal stage. The Negroes are also the most stinking of [[animals|mankind]] in the armpits and sweat.| A very temperate and reasonable explanation by Ibn Khaldoum, 14th century

|The Blacks are [[truth|universally dim]] of intelligence... the moral characteristics found in their mentality are close to the instinctive characteristics found naturally in [[animals]].| An Arab scholar calls 'em as he sees 'em, 13th century

|The blackness of Negroes proceedeth of some [[GRIDS|natural infection]] of the first inhabitants of that country, and so all the whole progeny of them descended, are still polluted with the same blot of infection.| [George Best applies science to the problem, 1578

|I have observed the [[cock|capabilities]] of the Negro... It cannot be denied that the Africans are connoisseurs in cruelty, that [[OJ Simpson|murder]] is one of their [[deviantART|fine arts]].| A British gentleman admires the [[cock|Blacks]], 1873

|I don't smell like "Africa" or wet dog.| A black girl is mistaken on Yahoo! Answers
|u snitchy piece of shit talkin all shit behind my back bitch??? fuuuck mathafucka u dumb mathafucka u fukin fagget. ye thats what faggets do crackar. classic lil whity balless bitch. im not callin everyone a whity fag u liar small stick im only callin whity faggets that. i bet 5 bucks ur a fuckin queer. N yea ur fuckin racist callin me a nigga mathafucka. fuckin whity bitch come say that to my face n ill fuckin kill u 3 times fagget. 1 for me n 2 for my homies. now talk shit behind ma back again.| A black gentleman in the midst of a debate}}</center>

==Frequently Asked Questions About Black Folks==
Humans are genuinely curious about their close relatives the Niggas (but not that close, Nigga—keep your fucking distance!). Nigga and related terms consistently rank among the most frequently searched topics on Google, Ax.com and other search engines. Many universities have entire departments devoted to the study of Niggers and their ways, typically staffed with Niggas and a few white keepers/overseers.

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==Trolling niggers==
[[File:Nigger behave.gif|180px|thumb|right|Refuse a black man his fried chikins at your own risk]]
Because of their [[mental retardation|inferior intellectual abilities]], niggers are incredibly easy to troll. In fact, they even get mad when you are ''not'' trolling them.
*Inform them that not Whites or Arabs enslaved Blacks, but sub-Saharan Africans enslaved other sub-Saharan Africans and then sold them to Europeans and or Arabs.
*Tell them that former Slaves from the USA who were deported to Liberia enslaved the indigenous black Bush people.
*Inform them that the Ancient Egyptians and Sumerians were Middle Easterners and not Blacks
*Denied their slavery years (never happen)
*Act "gangsta" around them. Use their slang, wear their clothes and address them with "brother".
*Say something, ''anything'', against a black rights activist or a famous black person (niggers don't know the difference between the two things, anyway).
*Remind them that they are all welfare queens.
*Remind them that they all used to be slaves.
*Ask them whether their master allowed them to talk to a white person.
*Kindly remind them that you're not cotton.
*Ask why you're not allowed to say "nigga". Repeatedly.
*Offer them fried chicken.
*Call the police. The nigger '''will''' act like he just [[rape|raped]] a white, latin or asian girl, whether he did it recently or not.
*Hand the nigger a piece of soap. Tell him he looks like he needs it.
*Ask a nigger how to rap.
*Ask if it plays basketball.
*Talk like an intelligent person. Niggers hate intelligent persons, for obvious reasons.
*"Trayvon Martin deserved it."
*Inform them that "George Zimmerman" is of multiracial heritage and not white.
*[https://tour5m.ghettogaggers.com/index.php Show them this] and '''{{archive|Rpehe|that}}'''
*Wear jet black glasses and walk with a cane through any up and coming black neighborhood at night while shouting: "MASSA?! Where is you?!" Bonus points if you can pull off acting deaf and wear a hoodie simultaneously.
*Inform them that Uganda has a higher standard of living and knows NOT to eat da poo poo.
*Run after them with a noose and a burning lighter. Niggers are like cavemen, they are deathly afraid of fires that they didn't cause.
*Ask them if they know the difference between Dr. Seuss and Dr. Dre.
*Walk up with a calculator and ask if they have a problem. Even if they (inevitably) don't get this one, it results in a guaranteed chimpout.
*Ask them if they knew that James Earl Ray was actually Ray Charles.
*Tell them the following phrase: "In all sincerity, you blacks stole from Vanilla Ice. That man invented rap while you were banging spoons on Home Depot buckets for pocket change.... nigger."
*Ask them if the Crips are physically, or just mentally handicapped.
*Ask them if they ever saw the movie Jaws, and if it scared them. If they say "No, it didn't", inform them that since they are black, water scares them more than sharks.
*Tell them not all [[cops|Police officer]]s are racist gestapo hired just to kill them
*"[[George Floyd]] Deserved it"

Always remember, every nigger has a gun! A bullet proof vest is mandatory when trolling them. Alternatively, just hold a melon hostage. And call the cops! Cops love nothing more than to catch a nigger with his pants down.

==See Also==
{{nigdelude}}
*[[Aboriginal]]
*[[Africa]]
*[[Ebola virus]]
*[[Al Sharpton]]
*[[Angry]]
*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]]
*[[Thieves]]
*[[Poor people]]
*[[Barack Hussein Obama]]
*[[Killer]]
*[[Black People Love Us!]]
*[[Black Lives Splatter]]
*[[BLACKbusterCritic]]
*[[Bomani Armah]]
*[[Chocolate rain]]
*[[Dangerman]]
*[[Digital Blackface]]
*[[Chikins|Fried Chicken]]
*[[Herman Cain]]
*[[Jay Bundy]]
*[[Jena Six]]
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Kwanzaa]] - Nigger [[Christmas]].
*[[Lovely Peaches]] - Fat [[Instagram]] negress who abuses animals and children
*'''{{archive|nzNwP|Nigger Forum}}'''- Heavily active forum exclusively for niggers and nigger-lovers; troll for the lulz (especially that uppity '''Doby''' nigger)
*[[Mark Essex]] - Honky Pig Killer
*[[Mediatakeout]] - A blog made for niggers.
*[[Nigga Know Technology]] -- niggas also know how to write boring blogs.
*[[Nigger Manual]] -- A comprehensive guide to taming your very own nigger.
*[[NO NIGGERS]]
*[[P.A. Palace]]
*[[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]--A meme brilliantly illustrating what black people do after gobbling up some delicious chikinz and watermelonz.
*[[Slavery]]
*[[The Great Black Dick Hoax]]- Niggers are programmed to spread this hoax.
*[[There are no niggers on the Internet]]
*[[TightRope]]
*[[Vintage Black Americana]]
*[[Travis the Killer Chimp]]
*[[White Extinction]]
*[[Wrong Location Nigger]]
*[[Black Supremacy]]
*[[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]]
*[[OpFerguson]]
*[[Trayvon Martin]]
*[[2204355]]
*[[George Floyd]]

===Types of Nigger===

*[[Happy Negro]]
*[[Sheeeit Nigger]]
*[[ULTRANIGGER]]
*[[Black chicks]]
*[[The Batman Rapist]]
*[[Nigger pig]]
*[[Nigglypuff]]
*[[Black Diligent]]

===Nigger Palette-Swaps===
*[[Ice niggers]] (''White people'' esp. Canadians and Northern Europeans)
*[[Potato niggers]] (''Irish'')
*[[Porridge niggers]] (''Scots'')
*[[Brits|Island niggers]] (''Brits'')
*[[Wales|Sheep-fucking niggers]] (''Welshies'')
*[[Germany|Nazi niggers]] (''GERM-ans'')
*[[Russia|Tundra niggers]] (''Rush-ans'')
*[[Wop|Spaghetti niggers]] (''Eye-talians'')
*[[Romania|Tuica niggers]] (''Romani people'')
*[[Sand niggers]] (esp. ''Arabs'', but also ''Middle Easterners'' (Turks, Kurds Iranians), Central Asians (Turkmens, Uzbeks,Tadjiks) and ''North Africans'' (Berbers,Tuareg))
*[[Prairie niggers|Casino niggers]] (''Injuns'')
*[[Curry niggers]] (''Indians'')
*[[Rice niggers]] (''Chinks'')
*[[Sea niggers]] (''Aboriginals'')
*[[Mexicans|Nee-groes]] (''Latinos'' esp. [[Puerto Rico|Ricans]])
*[[Philippines|Asian niggers]] (''Fake Southeastern Asians'')
*[[New Zealand|Kiwi niggers]] (''Kiwis'')

==External links==
*'''{{archive|zlNIO|How to be a nigger}}'''
*'''{{archive|BVAFI|Omar's African Adventure}}''' - A Niggerian [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scammer]] gets 0wned
*'''{{archive|yBRMt|Chimpmania}}''' - Chronicling the Over-Glorified Apes in the Wild
*'''{{archive|qW764|Scientist claims black people are less intelligent than white people}}'''[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/6327171/Scientists-claim-black-people-less-intelligent-than-whites-in-Channel-4-show.html] - You don't really need a scientist to prove this. [[drugs|The]] [[africa|evidence]] [[gang|is]] [[Rap|all]] [[Chikins|around]] [[haiti|you]].
*'''{{archive|yi8H7|Niglet breeding school}}'''
*{{fb|thugreport}} - News From Da Hood
*[https://www.gizoogle.net/ Learn ta rap like a nizzle n' search fo' tha hizzle]
*{{wayback|http://trutube.tv/video/10932/What-Would-Zimmerman-Do|20140508035656|title=Cultural Enrichment Compilation}}
*'''{{archive|kRdme|Stuff Black People Don't Like: Urine detection system on buses}}''' ningnogs are pissed about not being able to piss in their seats.
*{{fb|Bigbryanbig}} - Talk to a real crack-dealing Detroit nigger
 
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Talk:Ljupco Steriev

2024-10-21T05:35:59Z

Kurnahusa: /* Lupco meets Hitchcock,,, There are many mistakes in this not lulz article but this is worth mentioning... */ The only thing wikinger and ljupco (lupco is legal name) have in common, they both have degrees in computer science.

== Lupco meets Hitchcock,,, There are many mistakes in this not lulz article but this is worth mentioning... ==

We graduated in computer science. A computer science degree teaches you how to (compile) code and design software.

Here Lupco praises Hitchcock in 1989, double chords played:

youtube.com/watch?v=e2b_WNj1L_0
:Hi Ljupy. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 01:12, 15 September 2024 (UTC)

The only thing wikinger and ljupco (lupco is legal name) have in common, they both have degrees in computer science.

== Encyclopedia Supreme ==

Are there any more complete archive of it than archive.org and archive.is? [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:40, 19 October 2024 (UTC)
:Not that I think of. The website was really obscure and basically no one visited it back when it was online. However, we can infer that it's probably filled with hate and nonsensical bullshit which, I would doubt anyone would ever read. He sometimes boasts about his websites on Wikipedia and a couple forums. [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 03:06, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

Site is coming back in due time after pending lawsuit and there were many visits according to site's visit site count found on wayback machine... but it depands what page and what sub category of page... but it was not filled with hate, also its not just he, there are many others who pretend to be L.S. especially wikinger, then there is essjay, cruzinger, cruizer... L.S. is not GRP or whoever, reason antandrus wrote about is because they hate each other to death (also there are other antandrs copycats on ed), so the hate site antandrus creatd he uses against anybody he hates...

wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:NKVD_UPROOTED&action=history

put this link into archive.is and you will see clear attacks, full of rage and hatred, there are countless wars between him and antandrus and since 2019 with XXBlackbuirnXx/cat who fucked up wikialpha.org when they were going at it there...
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this is the email somebody sent me on XXBlackburnXx/cat, javaHurricane, Leonidlednev and many others, i removed some info:

'''''XXBlackburnXx/Cat wikifaggot wikimaggot retard who fucked up wikialpha.org - fucked up like his good old dad antandrus david felon/stalker: deluxe collection of utmost wikistupidity,
wikiarrogance, wikignornace, wikicontradictions, wikihypocrisy, PERFECT EXAMPLE OF FUCKED UP WIKIPEDIA ARCHIVE.IS/XSEXQ /Y0BB etc...:

THE infusion and essence of utmost eternal unforgiven wikitrash:: en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ddead (GLOBALLY BLOCKED WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT)
en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/cat en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx /cat https://archive.is/7OkuH
mtarch11 broken dego condom reject thinks he "deleted" the truth.. wow only adds more of wikipedia's utmost stupidity to make my days: Yup 157 year old trap got infusion and essense of mud n shyt
XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly dead cat caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES WHAT WIKIPEDIA STANDS FOR: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80
XXBlackshitXx & his fuckbuddy antandrus (david) restoring bad spelling as correct spelling and vandalizing correct info: https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9382439
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus his r'a'pist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527
https://wikipediasucks.co/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1898&p=19450 wiki-PEDO-ia's top wikidiots XXBlackburnXx, hasley et al... archive.ph/5bVT2 archive.is/pfGuA WIKIPEDIASUCKS FOREVER & EVER DIRECT ACCESS!!!
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA TRIUMVIRATE OF EVIL) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON "BANNED USER" JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]
[[XXXgayphornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]
archive.is/wadEZ antandrus the career stalker became administrator on wikivoyage via drunk ikan kekek thru false manipulations!!!

Ljupco Steriev

2024-10-21T05:31:51Z

Kurnahusa:

{{watch|[[File:Ljupco Head.png|100px]]}}

[[File:LjupcoSterievMugshot.jpg|thumb|250px|One of his many mugshots.]]
[[File:WiggerLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco, before gopnik-squatting on [[Jimbo Wales]]' face and taking a massive [[shit]].]]

'''Ljupco Steriev'''{{christian}} (pronounced ''Lynyrd Skynyrd''), alias '''Jan Lubek''', is a [[Asshole|petulant]] {{Age|1977|8|13}}-year-old [[Polack|Slavic]] [[virgin]] [[manchild]], [[conspiracy theorist]], [[Ear Rape|singer/musician]], [[Dentist|dental lab technician]], [[Bad|amateur]] [[chess]] player and [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]] who currently resides in [[Basement dweller|his mother Grazyna's basement]] in [[Chicago]], [[Illinois]]. According to his profile on [[Bestiality|bestialitysextaboo.com]], Ljupco is also a [[transgender]] [[gay]] [[pedo]] who works as a [[terrorist]] and [[Cocaine|drug lord]] for the [[Narcovideo|Sinaloa Cartel]].

Ljupco is known to spend all of his time chronically [[on the internet|online]] where he incessantly [[vandalize]]s [[wikis]]. Ljupco's other [[69]] [[MPD|personalities]], which consist of wannabe [[lawyer]]s and [[WTF|his dead grandparents]], are known to [[email]] [[death threats|death]] and [[You Gonna Get Raped|rape threats]] to people he doesn't like and send false [[phishing]] and [[child pornography]] reports as well as [[DMCA]] takedown requests to [[Cloudflare]] and various [[Website|web hosting]] services in a futile attempt to get all of Ljupco's [[dox|personal information]] removed from the [[internet]].

On [[Wikipedia]], Ljupco is a globally banned [[long-term abuse]]r and prolific [[sockpuppet]]eer who is generally known as the "'''George Reeves Person'''" or "'''GRP'''" due to his [[autistic]] [[obsession]] with long-deceased [[Superman]] [[actor]] George Reeves. It is quite possible that in his schizophrenia-addled mind, Ljupco may even believe himself or one of his many personalities [[Otherkin|to be George Reeves]].

Ljupco has been terrorizing [[chess]] players since [[1990s|1997]], [[the internet]] since [[1999]], [[Wikipedia]] since [[2005]], [[Criminal|Mugshots.com]] since [[2018]], and [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since late [[2019|Last Thursday]]. Ljupco is also a virulent [[racist]] who regularly refers to [[Indians|pajeets]] and [[pakis]] as being from "''Terroristan''" and believes that [[Koreans]] are destroying [[America]].

== The Ljife of Ljupco ==

[[File:Babcia I Wnuczek.jpg|thumb|Ljupco at around age 14 with his babushka.]]
[[File:ZemunSlums.jpg|thumb|250px|Zemun, Belgrade. Such a lovely place.]]

'''Ljupco Jan Steriev''' was shat out by his mother, '''Grazyna Maria Nida''', on August 13, [[1970s|1977]], presumably in a run down shack somewhere in [[Yugoslavia]]. Despite being born in Yugoslavia, Ljupco's family are all [[Polish]] [[Christfag]]s. Little to no information exists on who Ljupco's father is, although it is clear that [[Black|his father was in his life very little if at all]], and the fact that he doesn't share his mother's surname suggests that he isn't just a [[bastard]] who resulted from Grazyna getting [[Fucked|dicked down]] in a drunken college [[gangbang]].

Because Ljupco was born in a [[Shithole|third-world]] Slavic hellhole where [[Fact|color TVs weren't invented yet]] and [[cannibalism]] was a common occurrence, he was raised mainly on an extremely unhealthy diet of [[at least 100 years|old, mid-twentieth century]] [[TV]] and [[radio]] shows such as ''[[Superman|The Adventures of Superman]]'' (1952-1958), ''The Great Gildersleeve'' (1941-1958) and ''Laurel and Hardy'' (1921-1951), as well as old [[boxing]] matches featuring ''Rocky Marciano'', ''Bob Baker'', ''Muhammad Ali'', etc. He also listened to music by shitty bands like ''[[The Beatles]]'' and ''[[Elvis Presley]]''.

During his childhood, the only pet Ljupco was known to have was '''Koka Vesa''', a delicious and tender [[chicken]] who was born on September 30, 1987, in Zemun, [[Yugoslavia]] (now part of [[Serbia]]) and died sometime in October of 1996. Ljupco loved his [[cock]] very much. Ljupco would often stroke his cock, write poems about his cock and allow [[Women|disgusting femoids]] to handle his cock. Ljupco was [[BAWWWWW|very sad]] when he [[Eunuch|lost his cock]].

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File:LjupcoCock1989.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1989.
File:Vesa.png|Ljupco's cock in 1990.
File:KFCBucket.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1996.
</gallery>}}</center>

[[File:Lubekrocking.jpg|thumb|Ljupco "''rocking''" in 1997.]]

The only games that Ljupco had access to for the first two decades of his life were dodgeball (which Yugoslavians play with rocks instead of [[balls]]) and [[chess]], which he took up [[13-year-old boy|around the age of 12]]. Ljupco was also heavily into [[music]] during his youth and was known to play the piano as well as [[sing]]. Unfortunately, because Ljupco is a squeaky-voiced Slav whose [[testicles]] never dropped, his singing abilities are about on par with [[Bjork]] while she's taking a massive shit and simultaneously giving birth to [[Octomom|octuplets]].

Here are some examples of young Ljupco "''singing''" to help you understand just how fucking awful he really is:

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|LjupcoSoundsLikeAss|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:AchyBreakyHeart.mp4|640px]] MY EARS MY ACHY BREAKY EARS
|[[File:LubekBeatle.mp4|640px]] Where's Mark David Chapman when you need him?
|[[File:JanLubekAnnMargret.mp4|640px]] The closest he'll ever be to having a girlfriend.
|[[File:LubekPresley.mp4|640px]] Making Elvis suck even more.
|[[File:SingingInTheRain.mp4|640px]] Moar like can't sing in the rain amirite?
|[[File:FatherRookeyOnPiano.mp4|640px]] Even Jesus hates you for this.
|[[File:LjupcoSings.mp4|640px]] What, did you think he'd have improved by now?
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
|}

[[Some argue|It's believed]] that Ljupco [[Illegal immigrant|immigrated]] to the ''[[United States of America]]'' sometime between [[1990s|1990 and 1991]]. By [[1990s|1994]], Ljupco was attending ''[[High school|William Howard Taft High School]]'' in [[Chicago]] where everyone just called him "'''Lary'''" because [[noone]] could fucking pronounce "''Ljupco''". Multiple videos exist of Ljupco's days in high school, and all of them show him to be a very [[obvious]] [[autistic]] who one would have absolutely expected to grow up to be a [[AlGore|failed]] [[school shooter]] rather than a retarded [[wiki]][[troll]] like [[Grawp]].

{{collapsegallery|The Ljife of Ljupco|LifeOfLjupco|center|<gallery perrow=4>

File:GrazynaNida1979.jpg|Ljupco's mother in 1979.
File:LjupcoHome1991.jpg|Ljupco's home in 1991.
File:LubekOnPianoTaft1993.jpg|Ljupco playing piano in 1993.
File:GrazynaAtHome1994.jpg|Grazyna outside their home in 1994.

</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>

File:Ljupco1996.jpg|Ljupco in 1996.
File:LjupTube.png|Teenage Ljupco looked like [[Adolf Hitler]].
File:TaftHigh.jpg|Taft High School
File:LubekMiracle.jpg|Ljupco [[Dumbass|stared into the sun]] after this photo was taken in 2001.

File:LubekTree.jpg|Ljupco and Grazyna in 2001.
File:LjupcoID.png|Ljupco's [[college]] ID.

</gallery>}}

== 1997 Special Olympics of Chess ==

[[File:LjupcoTV.jpg|thumb|Young "''Jan Lubek''" being interviewed by [[Fox News]] on July 7, 1999.]]

In [[1990s|1997]], young [[chess]] [[Failure|prodigy]] '''Ljupco Steriev''' (who was also using the alias '''Jan Pawel Lubek''' at this point) somehow managed to scam his way into the ''1997 US Junior Closed Championship''. Between October , 1996, and February, 1997, Ljupco's Elo rating (the measurement used to indicate a chess player's [[skillz]]) rose from [[1337]] to 2384. [[Some argue|Some believe]] that this was accomplished by playing games against high ranking players who were willing to throw games in order to help boost Ljupco's rating.

At the tournament, which took place in Bloomington, Illinois, around June 23, 1997, he showed off his utter mastery of the game and would quickly go on to [[win]] the entire tournament and [[Sarcasm|be crowned the World Champion of Chess]]. lol, just kidding, he actually went on to [[Fail|LOSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH]] and ended up with 0 wins and 9 losses.

Here is a useful chart to show just how much Ljupco's ranking was affected by his [[failure]] in the 1997 tournament:

{| class="wikitable" style="width:70%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="width: 50px; text-align: left;" | Date
! scope="col" style="text-align: left;" | Rating
|-
| 06-95 || 877
|-
| 10-95 || 1010
|-
| 12-95 || 1087
|-
| 08-96 || 1310
|-
| 10-96 || 1337
|-
| 12-96 || 1794
|-
| 02-97 || 2384
|-
| 04-97 || 2397
|-
| 06-97 || 2399
|-
| 08-97 || 2260
|-
| 10-97 || 1380
|-
| 12-97 || 1380
|}

:<big>♟</big> '''Cool Chess Factz''': 2399 is considered "''[[God|Master]]''" level bordering on "''[[Allah|International Master]]''" while 1380 is considered a "''[[Failure|Hobby Player]]''". 877 is "''[[retarded|Mental Retardation]]''"

[[File:DeanIppolito.jpg|thumb|Dean Ippolito, destroyer of Ljupco's anus.]]

One game against '''Dean Ippolito''' (who has since gone on to be recognized as a master level chess player) had Ljupco playing so bad that he managed to get into [[Asking for it|check]] twice as well as lose a <big>♞</big>'''knight''', <big>♜</big>'''rook''' and his <big>♛</big>'''queen''' in only 12 turns. For those uninitiated in chess, this is considered VERY FUCKING BAD. Here are some comments from other chess players explaining just how fucking atrocious Ljupco's chess [[skillz]] are.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|YouFuckinSuckBro|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|This is the game of a [[lunatic]], a [[suicidal]] maniac, or a hopeless [[drunk]].
It is not chess. It should be [[Vampire|buried with a stake through its heart
and no last rites]].|ofergneezy, pointing out that Ljupco is crazy {{archive|HpeW0}}

|No [[No shit|this guy was just downright horrible]]. To say he lost like a child would be
an insult to children who actually can play this game.|John Fernandez, comparing Ljupco to a [[retarded]] [[child]] {{archive|HpeW0}}

|This is not 1300. This is [[suicide]].

I did not play like this when I was a 1300, or even when I was an 1100 (I
started low, real low, and studied and studied and studied).|Some guy on [[Usenet]] whose name was forgotten to time. {{archive|HpeW0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

[[File:LjupcoFailGame.png|center|300px]]

<center>'''YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW THE FUCK I ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION'''</center>

== Slav Pilgrim vs. The Chess World ==

[[File:SamHowardSloan.jpg|thumb|200px|Sam H. Sloan, convicted child abductor. Shocked? So were we!]]
[[File:MiguelABallicora.jpg|thumb|250px|Miguel Ballz or whatever the fuck his name is.]]
[[File:LjupcoChessMaster.png|thumb|180px|Article about Ljupco being a "''Chess Master''".]]

Sometime around November of 1998, '''Samuel Howard Sloan'''{{Girllover}} (a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''{{muslim}}, born September 7, 1944), a fellow [[Autist|chess enthusiast]] decided to write on his crappy [[Geocities]]-era website called '''Ishi Press''' (now called '''Anusha''') about a similar incident in which an [[12-year-old girl|11-year-old girl]] named ''Nicole Niemi'' managed to get into the ''1998 World Youth Championship'' in [[Spain]] solely by being a student of a [[Las Vegas]] based chess master named ''Stan Vaughan''. Niemi went on to lose the tournament with 2 wins and 7 losses, a notably better [[high score|score]] than Ljupco but still incredibly sucky.

After posting a link to his article on the [[Usenet]] group '''rec.games.chess.politics''' on November 9, 1998, several people responded to Sam and mentioned the situation with Ljupco from the previous year. One of these people was '''Miguel A. Ballicora''' who presented the following commentary the next day:

{{quote|Last year, Ljupco Steriev qualified for the US junior Closed solely on the basis of rating . He finished 0-9. As white, he managed to lose a Rook AND Queen within 15 moves in one game. After the tournament, the USCF adjusted Steriev's rating downward from over 2400 to about 1300, because the 2400 rating he had "earned" was obviously quite unrepresentative of his true ability.|Miguel A. Ballicora, explaining that Ljupco fucking sucks at chess {{archive|yNH5J}}}}

After reading this, Sam made the incredibly [[dumb]] decision to add Miguel's comment as a small footnote in his article on the situation with Niemi and Vaughan, he also made the [[Plagiarism|even dumber decision to not mention that Miguel Ballicora was the original author]] of this commentary. On April 5, [[1999]], Ljupco found the commentary on Sam's site and proceeded to send him an [[ALL CAPS]] [[tl;dr]] email demanding that his name be removed - something that would go on to very much become a running theme with Ljupco in the future. Ljupco started off his email by attempting to defend his blatantly inflated rating.

{{squote|THIS IS MR. STERIEV LJUPCO AND I DEMAND YOU TAKE OFF MY NAME FROM YOUR
WEB. ( SPEAKING OF STAN VAUGHAN, IS HE A MASTER ANYWAY , CAN YOU
PROOVE HE CHEATED, NO !?! )

WHAT DO YOU MEAN: "EARNED", I CRUSHED MANY MASTERS ( MOSTLY EXPERTS )
IN THE CHICAGO AREA. YOU GUYS CAN'T {{sic|PROOVE|PROVE}} NOTHING ABOUT MY RATING. MY
YUGOSLAVIAN RATING IS WELL OVER 2100, THE HIGHEST YUG. RATING I HAD
WAS 2333, I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE 2400, BUT AT LEAST 2200 ELO,
YES I DO !!! AND I CAN PROOVE THAT.|{{archive|6FV38}}}}

Ljupco then went on to make the ludicrous claim that he lost all the games on purpose in order to get revenge on "''somebody''" who had hurt him a lot in his life, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. We think Ljupco's just full of shit and is fishing around in his ass for any way to explain away why he [[suck]]s so damn hard.

{{squote|I HAD MANY REASONS TO LOOSE ALL
THOSE NINE GAMES ON PURPOSE, OK ( LOOK AT THE QUALITY OF GAMES: #1 AND
#9 ) THEY WERE A NICE CREATION, UNTIL [[Lie|I LOST A ROOK ON PURPOSE]] AND
FAILED TO DRAW GAME #9, THE MAIN REASON WAS: [[LOL WUT|I WANTED TO DISAPPOINT
SOMEBODY WHO HAD HURT ME A LOT IN MY LIFE]], TO GET EVEN WITH, [[Lie|I DON'T
CARE ABOUT USCF RATING ANYWAY]], MY YUGO RATING IS NOW: 2175 ( [[Lie|USCF 2275]]
), AND [[Bullshit|I'M VERY HAPPY WITH IT]].|Ljupco Steriev {{archive|6FV38}}}}

In response to Ljupco's email, Sam Sloan responded by telling him that [[Seppuku|throwing a game is more dishonorable than simply cheating]] and informing him that [[Fact|the internet is forever]].

{{squote|Dear Mr. Steriev Ljupco,

I am sorry but I cannot take your name off of my chess web site.

You have earned a place in chess infamy, a name which will never be
forgotten in the annals of US Chess.

You somehow managed to get into the US Junior Closed Championship,
preventing somebody more deserving from playing, and then you lost all
your games on purpose, you say.

For this you have made a name for yourself, a name which will never be
forgotten by chess players everywhere.|Sam Sloan {{archive|8V6Db}}}}

{{quote|Did u know at the 97 championship I had no red blood cells in my blood, very little, u can even ask the host of the tournament and my doctor, dude, I only ate once a day, in the evening we went to Wendy's...|{{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|By the way, I continue to receive unwanted magazine subscriptions from Ljupco Steriev.|Sam Sloan {{archive|bMgsG}}}}

== It's fun to get yeeted from the ACA ==

[[File:StanVaughan.jpg|thumb|200px|Stan Vaughan]]

On October 13, 1999, '''Stan Vaughan''' announced that the '''American Chess Association''' ('''ACA''') was [[permaban]]ning Ljupco effective immediately. No reasoning was ever given for this, but it's safe to say that Ljupco's [[cheating]] and [[harassment]] were likely contributing factors if not the entire reason for his ban.

{{quote|Please be advised that the above listed individual, Lupco Steriev, alias now Jan Ljubek has had his ACA membership revoked and his ACA affiliation for Chicago Chess Club revoked as well effective 10/13/99. Mr Steriev, aka alias Jan Ljubek is permanently barred from either playing in ACA events or holding an ACA affiliation or being connected with any ACA affiliate.|Stan Vaughan {{archive|SswRp}}}}

Ljupco responded by [[RAGE|pretending that he didn't care]] and then proceeded to make his own chess association called '''The Worldwide Chess/Checkers Association Inc.''' or '''WCA''', which he officially registered with the state of Illinois on March 29, 2000. Ljupco then began making accusations that Vaughan was [[jealous]] after losing a game to him.

== The Big Big Castle ==

In [[2000]], Ljupco "''[[No|invented]]''" his signature chess move that he refers to as '''LUBEK'S CHESS CASTLE 2000/0000''' or '''0000 THE GREAT CASTLE''' or '''THE BIG CASTLE''' or '''0-0-0-0 Castle''' or '''Long Long, Big Castle''' or '''Lubek's Castle Invention'''. We, however, refer to it as '''fucking [[gay]] and [[retarded]]'''.

<center>[[File:LubekCastleBefore.gif|250px]]
[[File:LubekCastleAfter.gif|250px]]</center>

{{squote|The 0000 Castle or The Big Big Castle was invented in 2000 by Mr. Jan Lubek.
This castle should have been played from the earliest time of chess.
[[Lie|The great Bobby Fischer loved 0000!]] This is NOT some mere chess variation
but [[No|the move is the core & heart of the game]]. It improves the game in many aspects,
especially [[wat|it creates king's safety for both colors, especially for queen side, black pieces!]]
It also {{sic|developes|develops}} pieces faster. It makes the game better in all aspects.
Imagine how many great, artistic games could have been played with this greatest of castles?!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|THIS IS NOT A CHESS VARIANT BUT THE WAYY CHESS WAS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED, LONG TIME AGO, THE RIGHT WAY !!! THE TRUE WAY.|Ljupco}}

The problem? This move is 102% illegal. Castling can only be used to move the <big>♚</big>'''king''' two squares, not three. It should also be noted that after castling was invented [[At least 100 years ago|around 400-500 years ago]], it was actually [[Crippled|nerfed]] several times because of how [[OP]] it already was.

[[File:Castleing.jpg|center]]

Even in [[2021]] Ljupco was still pushing his dumb illegal move and attempting to get chess game programmers to include the illegal move [https://dosgames.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27214 as seen here]. {{archive|8WOCk}}

== Wikipedoia Vandalism ==

[[File:MrSteriev.jpg|thumb|"''Listen up, Wikipedoia. I know more about Rocky Marciano's ballsack than you do.''"]]

In December, [[2005]], Ljupco decided to join [[Wikipedia]] or "''Wikipedoia''" as he calls it. Because Ljupco is completely fucking insane, he made multiple accounts that included '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gildyshow Gildyshow]''' on the 21st, '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Vesa Vesa]''' on the 22nd and '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Projects Projects]''' on the 28th.

As one might expect from an [[Chris-Chan|autistic retard of Ljupco's caliber]], his edits mainly consisted of inserting loony [[conspiracy theories]] about how [[Superman]] [[actor]] ''George Reeves'' was actually [[murdered]], getting into an edit war over ''[[Joseph Stalin]]'s'' date of birth, inserting a link to his crappy [[Geocities]] site into the article on boxer ''Rocky Marciano'', and leaving countless insults on the user pages of any users who dared to revert his blatant [[vandalism]].

Shockingly, Ljupco only managed to last a few weeks on Wikipedia before Vesa and Projects were [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Splash]]'' and ''[[Admin|Lectonar]]'' on January 6, [[2006]], and Gildyshow was [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Pathoschild]]'' the following day.

In February, Ljupco changed his strategy and began making [[IP]] edits to articles and including [[ALL CAPS]] edit descriptions complaining insults and completely unhinged rants.

On November 1, [[2006]], Ljupco made yet another account called '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BoxingWear BoxingWear]''' and immediately went back to crapping all over the Rocky Marciano article. This continued until February 1, [[2007]], when [[CheckUser]] confirmed him to be Projects and he was banned by ''[[Admin|Chick Bowen]]''.

[[Some argue|Legends even tell of]] a time that Ljupco vandalized Wikipedia by finding an exploit that allowed him to spam dozens of images of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Squidward]] all over the site.

{{quote|He used open proxies and infected zombie computers in early 2006 to launch a massive attack to spam images of Squidward, a character from the Spongebob cartoon, on multiple pages at once.|Text {{archive|5xSKH}}}}

{{squote|Interests center on boxing, martial arts, speculative fights, chess, mysterious, unexplained deaths of famous people, massacres – and harassing editors of WMF projects. Some specific topics include George Reeves, Rocky Marciano, Bob Baker, Muhammad Ali, chess, the Armenian genocide, Jean Harlow, Joseph Stalin, Katyn massacre (and a related film), the Beatles reunion and Buddhism. He is not a native English speaker; originally from the Balkans (probably from former Yugoslavia) he speaks some Polish and Serbian. He writes long-winded rants, often in all-caps and ungrammatical, with links to other rants off-wiki. If pasting the off-wiki link fails, archive links are pasted instead.|[[TOW]], on Ljupco's modus operandi}}

{{quote|NO THAT NAME IS NOT PUBLIC INFORMATION BECAUSE THAT IS FAMILY NAME|Ljupco believing that names aren't public information}}

{{quote|U LOST EDIT WAR SO BADLY, NOW U R DISRESPECTING GREAT LAWYER AND GREAT CHAMPION, ALL HAS BEEN NOTED FOR POSTERITY!|}}

Eventually getting a massive hateboner for Wikipedia Admin '''Antandrus''' (Whom Ljupco often refers to as '''David Antandrus''' as a result of his amazing [[doxing]] [[skillz]]). This has led to Ljupco publicly fantasizing about [[murder]]ing Antandrus with a shovel, which is totally normal [[Christian]] behavior.

{{quote|Killing Antandrus Satan with a shovel! I cleverly spread the steel cable between tall garden bushes and forbid the way with barbed rakes I lurked in the branches of a sprawling tree I stand and wait with a shovel hidden deep behind my back until Antandrus Satan passes that way in a state of drinking eight bottles of beer I'll fuck him with that long shovel this time right on his stupid head and very good I want to see him die under the fence because it was just a stupid security guard mongrel!|Ljupco, fantisizing about committing murder {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

Ljupco was given a global ban by the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] on October 18, [[2018]].

Ljupco is also known to hate '''Wikinger''' (a.k.a. '''Miłosław Antoni Bociański'''), a vandal from [[German]] Wikipedia who sometimes attempts to [[troll]] by copying Ljupco's vandalism style.

[http://web.archive.org/web/20201205102741/https://wikipedoia.blogspot.com/2020/11/wikinger-joins-forces-with-supreme.html SUPER NAZI WIKINGER JOINS FORCES WITH SUPREME WIKISCUM NAZI ANTANDRUS DAVID, ATTACKING INNOCENT PEOPLE & THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY INNOCENT LAMB L.S.!!!] {{archive|RYxAz}}

== Encyclopedia Supreme(ly Retarded) ==

[[File:ChessChamp.png|thumb|An example of the "''[[content]]''" you could find on Encyclopedia Supreme.]]

On October 17, [[2009]], Ljupco registered '''encyclopediasupreme.org'''. Unlike its name may have suggested, Encyclopedia Supreme was ''not'' an [[wiki|encyclopedia]] nor was it [[supreme|{{supreme}}]]. It was actually just a [[Web 1.0|bare file directory]] full of [[HTML]] pages and [[images]] akin to [[Moid]] but with slightly less [[child porn]].

{{quote|😠 DREAM HOST STINKS... ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR FINE PRINT... THEY WILL TAKE YOU DOWN FOR NO REASON LIKE CRAPPY TURBIFY LIKE CRAPPY WIKIPEDOIA...ARCHIVE.IS/Y0BB I ARGUED WITH THEM OVER TOS WARNINGS AND THEY CANCELED MY ACCOUNT, VERY RUDE AND IGNORANT, STAY AWAY!!!|Ljupco, on [[DreamHost]] {{archive|62o7P}}}}

{{quote|er you do understand "encyclopediasupreme.org" isn't really a thing eh?
It's just crank "information" churned out by oh wait by you- so you *do* know it's just crank "information" already.|jessicafischerqueen {{archive|sH9ln}}}}

== Death of Ljupco's Babushka ==

[[File:Wandambulance.jpg|thumb|Wanda being placed in the [[waaaambulance]].]]
[[File:WandaHospital.jpg|thumb|Wanda in the hospital.]]
[[File:WandaDying.jpg|thumb|10/10 [[GILF]] hottie would bang]]
[[File:GottliebBodybag.jpg|thumb|Lookin' good, Wanda!]]

'''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida'''{{Christian}} (born '''Wandę Włodarkiewicz Jezierską'''{{Jew}} on April 5, 1922, in Naclaw, [[Poland]]) was the maternal grandmother of Ljupco Steriev. Ljucpo obviously held a great deal of respect for her and often refers to her as "''Venerable Wanda Nida''" or "''Saint Wanda Nida''" or '''Santa Wanda Nida''', suggesting that he views her as a saint and gained many of his [[lol|Christian values]] from her, assuming he is Christian.

In late October of [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''John H. Stroger Jr. Hospital''' (or '''John Stroger Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it) because [[Captain Obvious|she was nearly 90 years old and was very obviously about to die]], also she had pneumonia or some shit. Ljupco and Grazyna apparently caused a scene at the hospital and were warned that they would be arrested if they didn't knock it off and [[GTFO]].

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|StrogerinMyCock|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|WHEN WE COMPLAINED TO STROGER'S PATIENT RELATIONS HEADED BY LOW-LIFE NANCY JARASEK SHE DID NOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SENT HER TO SUPER LOW-LIFE "ASSISTANT" DONALD J. PECHOUS WHO SENT POLICE TO ARREST WANDA'S DAUGHTER GRACE & GRANDSON JAN.|Ljupco, on nearly getting arrested for causing a scene at a hospital {{archive|Z1wOQ}}

|nancy jarasek super jerk from patient relations did not offer us any comfort, instead she called on state prosecutor to arrest me and my mother because we wanted the truth and hospital had no intentions telling the truth. She also tried to issue do not contact order.|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also [[Racism|expressed his disgust]] at how the doctor who was trying to save his grandmother's life was [[Indian]].

On November 6, [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''Gottlieb Memorial Hospital''' (or '''Gottlieb Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it)

{{quote|they should have let go after 3 days at the maximum instead they said she needed it, knowing her oxygen level is very low and she functions just well with it, even when its 68%|Ljupco, not understanding that an oxygen level of 68% is incompatible with life}}

Wanda died on November 16, [[2010]], following her death Ljupco lost any semblance of [[sanity]] he may have had left and began spamming the hospital and public officials with emails where he claimed to be the Nida family's paralegal, "''Anita Dolores Seibel''". Ljupco's demands included renaming the hospital to '''Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital''', because [[No|that's a totally rational thing to demand]].

{{quote|{{sic|Statues of limitaions|Statute of limitations}} to sue you are gone but we have many other options to make you realize what deep evil you have done and formally apologize with proper compensation including renaming "hospital" to Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital!!!|"''Anita Dolores Seibel, Paralegal for The Nida Family''" {{archive|46xOC}}}}

'''M. Maher Najjar''' and his assistant '''Meera George Madappallil'''

{{quote|Maher M. Najjar is very rude doctor to say the least. He came to freaking USA with Madappallil from Terroristan to kill patients directly or indirectly thru indifference.|Ljupco, being [[racist]]}}

{{quote|MAKE SURE SHE AND NAJJAR DO NOT WORK FOR YOUR HOSPITAL, EVER!!! THEY NEED TO GO BACK TO TERRORSTAN WHERE THEY CAME FROM!!!|Ljupco, still being [[racist]]}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:SwapnaAradhyula.jpg|Swapna Aradhyula from Terroristan.
File:NancyJarasek.jpg|"''Super Jerk''" Nancy Jarasek.
File:MaherNajjar.jpg|thumb|M. Maher Najjar from Terroristan.
File:MeeraMadappallil.jpg|thumb|Najjar's assistant, Pete Davidson.
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{quote|How many people even make it to 80?|Ljupco, master [[hypocrite]] {{archive|Lfv7m}}}}

{{squote|WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR PATIENT WANDA NIDA UNDER INTRUSIVE INTUBATION FOR 11 DAYS TO DIE ALL DRIED UP&NEVER CALLED CRITICAL SPECIALIST DOCTOR IVANOV ON TIME&NEVER CONSULTED DOCTOR-PAL FROM HELL MAHER M. NAJJAR? WHY YOU NEVER RETURNED FAMILY'S CALLS??|Ljupco, posting as "''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''"}}

{{squote|SHE DID THAT WITH HER ASSOCIATE DOCTOR FROM HELL "PULMONOLOGIST" MAHER M NAJJAR. VERY RUDE AND COLD PEOPLE, IGNORED US, WANDA'S FAMILY 24/7 BUT KARMA WILL PAY THEM ALL BACK WITH INTEREST, SAME GOES FOR GOTTLIE MEMORIAL ANIMAL HOSPITAL!!! HER REVIEWS BY MANY SPEAK FOR THEMSLEVES: encyclopediasupreme org/babcia/meera_madappallil|Ljupco, posting as "''Tadeusz Ted Nida''"}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:LjupcoAndWanda.jpg|Ljupco partying with Wanda after her funeral.
File:LjupcoPiracy.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{clear}}

== Lubek's Threelogy ==

[[File:LubeksThreelogy.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Hitler]] wrote a book too.]]

On December 4, [[2013]], Ljupco released a 316-page book entitled '''Lubek's Threelogy, the Sweet Science 2'''. The book was published by Trafford Publishing and cost Ljupco at least $549 to publish. Hilariously, the book is now so rare that a single copy could potentially fetch hundreds of dollaroos.

Ljupco refers to the book as a "''[[Retarded|Threelogy]]''" while placing the word "''[[Lord of the Rings|Trilogy]]''" next to it in parentheses, which begs the question of WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT A FUCKING TRILOGY IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU [[Dumbfuck|DUMBFUCK]]? It also demonstrates that Ljupco doesn't know what a trilogy is, as the book is actually separated into three segments that are about Rocky Marciano's boxing career, the death of George Reeves, and the history of people having sex with piano rolls.

{{quote|In this threelogy (trilogy) I want to prove Rocky Marciano's real professional record is 50-0-0. Also it's important to reverse death certificates of both Paul Bern & George Reeves from suicide to death by gunshot only (no need for such stigma when all possibilities of dying are present) & somewhat unravel mysteries of their deaths. That's the only thing we the fans can do for these two individuals. Even if witnesses & suspects were alive today, there is not enough evidence to convict anybody of murder. Both George Reeves & Paul Bern lived & died at the Benedict Canyon & the real causes of their deaths were disgracefully altered by The MGM Fixers: http://encyclopediasupreme.org/Superman/deadbern2.txt But there is so much more to discover in Lubek's Threelogy (Trilogy)!!!|}}

{{clear}}

== MyWikiTism ==

[[File:KohsWikipedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Gregory J. Kohs, twin brother of [[Kurt Eichenwald]].]]

'''[[MyWikiBiz]]''' is a site created on April 27, [[2006]], by '''Gregory J. Kohs''' (a.k.a. '''thekohser'''). Ljupco had two active accounts on the site. '''Boxstuf''' which he registered on March 3, 2011, and '''Books''' which he registered on November 4, 2012.

In [[2014]] a 3 day block on May 1st, a 1 week block on May 26th, and a 1 year block on June 9th. Ljupco began alternating between his two accounts while Greg the dumbass would block his accounts and then unblock them after Ljupco emailed him showing signs of [[Troll's Remorse]].

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: We'll see if a 3-day suspension will get you to stop calling real people "spies", with no documentation|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: Calling people gay, anti-Semites, and inserting "Jew" in too many places where it doesn't belong. I've had enough.|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Something cannot be "102% true". Something is either true (100%) or false (0%).|Gregory Kohs {{archive|96Jij}}}}

{{quote|After numerous, numerous attempts to explain to you why my site should not be used for unsubstantiated defamation against real-named persons, you continued on a track that seemed fixated on gay and Jewish antagonism. I don't want my site heading in that direction, so you are once again blocked -- this time for 12 months. When you return next year, please focus on chess, boxing, and other subjects that don't tempt you to exercise your hate speech. Thank you.|Gregory Kohs {{archive|TNIxj}}}}

{{quote|Email from [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com], referring to owner of MyWikiBiz as "the huge dumbass"|{{archive|hqAvv}}}}

== Ljupco's Big Outback Adventure ==

[[File:KevinBonham.jpg|thumb|Kevin [[Bald]][[ham]], admin of Chesschat.org]]

'''Chesschat.org.au''' (now '''Chesschat.org''') is a chess forum that uses an old version of vBulletin and is meant primarily for chess players of the [[Australian]] persuasion. Around the middle of [[2015]], ''thekohser'' posted a thread about Loopy Ljupco.

{{quote|U BETTER TAKE FAGGOT KOHSER'S THREAD OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE HAPPY LIFE...|Ljupco, getting [[permabanned]] from Chesschat.org {{archive|dDmEo}}}}

{{quote|STUPID ASS BONEHEAD BONHAM, THE JERK WITH NO LIFE AND NO GF!!!|}}

Ljupco eventually ended up doing a [[whois]] search and determined that Kevin Bonham is actually ''[[Indian|Karthick Rajendran]]'',

{{quote|Admin Name: Karthick Rajendran is hiding behind fake name of KEVIN BOMHAM! BOTH ARE SAME PERSON!!!|Ljupco, faildoxing again {{archive|vqOgK}}}}

{{squote|NETLOGISTICS.COM OR NETLOGISTICS.COM.AU HAS SOME BITCH NAMED ABARINA WORKING FOR KARTHICK RAJENDRAN, I THINK CHESSCHAT.ORG.AU IS PART OF NETLOGISTICS.COM, FAG RAJENDRAN HAS SOME OWNERSHIP IN THIS. THESE LOWLIFES SAID THAT IF U DONT HAVE COURT ORDER TO TAKE DOWN PRIVATE INFORMATION LIKE YOUR NAME, EMAIL ADDRESS, HOME ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, THEY CAN NOT DO IT. THAT'S HUGE PILE OF SHIT! BUT STAY AWAY FROM CHESSCHAT.ORG, THESE COCK SUCKERS LED BY KARTHICK DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PRIVACY OR PSYCHOLOGICAL WELLBEING!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|FINAL REMINDER BITCH.IM CONTACTING YOUR IP PROVIDER TO SHUT YOUR SHITTY SITE DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|i promise u, i ll hunt u n haunt u til cows come home motherfucker!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|dont think that u r down under i cant fuk u up!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

== 2 Cool 4 School ==

[[File:JuliusNadas.png|thumb|What a [[COBOL]] programmer looks like.]]
[[File:DoELetterToLjupco.jpg|thumb|200px|DoE letter to Ljupco]]

Ljupco's numerous [[School|academic]] [[failures]] have caused him to go on a decades long crusade against '''Chicago Public Schools''' ('''CPS''') and '''City Colleges of Chicago''' ('''CCC''')

One of Ljupco's most commonly told stories is him whining about getting a bad grade on his fucking [[COBOL]] final because he didn't show up. The teacher, Julius Zoltan Nadas, then "''forced''" Ljupco to take the test the next day.

{{quote|Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence.|Ljupco, on failing COBOL {{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{squote|I had cobol programming with idiot teacher JULIUS NADAS IN THE FALL OF 1998. [[Lie|I WAS PASSING THE COURSE]]. I HAD PERFECT ATTENDENCE EXCEPT FOR ONE DAY. MANY TIMES & [[Wat|ON THE DAY OF THE TEST I TOLD HIM I WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL FOR THE FINAL]]. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT I NOTIFIED HIM THRU FAX BUT IN THE SYLLABUS, THERE WAS NOTHING MENTIONED ABOUT NOT CONTACTING VIA FAX ( I STILL HAVE THE 1998 SYLLABUS). THE DAY AFTER THE TEST I CAME TO TELL HIM I WISH TO TAKE THE TEST NEXT DAY WHEN I WILL BE READY. BUT HE FORCED ME TO TAKE IT IMMEDIATELY & [[No|ILLEGALLY]] AFTER SCHOOL HOURS. [[Lie|WHEN I WAS DONE IT WAS AFTER MIDNIGHT.]]|Ljupco}}

As you can probably already see, the issue here wasn't so much the fact that Ljupco was absent for the final, but rather the fact that he had the [[Balls|sheer gall]] to come in the next day and beg for yet another extension.

{{quote|i was {{sic|searchin|searching}} the net & i came across this link, why do you force students to take tests, totally unprepared, {{sic|illegaly|illegally}} after school hours, {{sic|finishin|finishing}} after midnight?|Ljupco, [[Retarded|cleverly]] [[Poser|posing]] as Wanda Wladyslawa Nida}}

{{quote|I understand your concern. Our school had similar concerns so they investigated the situation.

I was told that the individual responsible for the post had been identified and contacted by our school. [[Fact|It was determined that his accusations were not true.]]|Julius Z. Nadas, on Ljupco being a fucking [[liar]]}}

Ljupco also whines about getting a C in typing (a grade that was fucking generous judging from his current skills) and flunking accounting.

{{quote|Together with Julius Nadas, Charles Guengerich & Wayne Watson are absolute huge ZEROES!!! They did not do anything for me when I was given bad grades. All I ever got was problems, warnings, arrest warrants, etc… Just because I was fighting for what’s right, just because I stood for my principles, my rights, my ethix, my morals. Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence. GUengerish scumbag did not care when I tried to have my illegal grade overturned. THis is amazing. Watson also listened to Guengerich but he also did not do a damn thing for me & for justice. These people r total trash who dont deserve a penny! Wilbur Wright/CCC together with WH Taft/CPS destroyed my, ma’s, grandma’s lifes. Now I have criminal record over nothing. One negative thing led to many other negatice things… 😦|{{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{quote|ceo jackson must change my keyboarding C grade to A. Accounting F must be removed as taft forced me to take this class i didnt need to graduate. Times absent must be corrected. For all of the above i have unshakeable proof!|}}

On March 2, [[2015]], Ljupco was arrested for multiple counts of [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K26.5-3 electronic harassment/disruption of service] {{archive|hVjTO}}

The arrest occurred after someone who was using the name "''Vesna''" and using Ljupco's [[IP address]] sent harassing emails to ''CPS'' and ''CCC'' to complain about Ljupco's inability to get a copy of his diploma.

It is notable that Ljupco had previously used the name "''Vesna Ilich''" when harassing [[Usenet]] chess groups back in [[2002]]. It's also notable that Ljupco published various documentation of his harassment campaign against CPS on Encyclopedia Supreme, including a text file of an "''indepent review''" of the case against him that is definitely written by Ljupco but is signed by "''Vesna Maria Bregovskii''".

Ljupco was convicted on June 17th, at which point he was jailed for somewhere between 3 and 60 days by Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''. It's unclear how long because Ljupco's ramblings are mostly unintelligible.

{{quote|Ljupco was sent to jail on June 17 2015 because of faulty evidence based on email from some "Vesna." IP headers were similar to those of Ljupco but how can they be similar or even same when Ljupco never emailed CPS in tjhe first place?|"''Ferdek S.''", totally not a sockpuppet of Ljupco {{archive|yycD4}}}}

{{quote|Jackson Lewis P.C's Patrick J. Rocks Jr: Rocks put innocent Ljupco Steriev in jail 3 times with his partner Linda K. Hogan, just because they felt like doing it and somehow they came up with fake email IP headers (lets face it, LS was framed by CPS rejects) claiming they were From Ljupco under cover of some "Vesna." How could those headers be from L.S. if he never emailed CPS in the first place? DUH!!!|"''Anita Dolores, The Paralegal''" {{archive|AIaSk}}}}

[[File:WilliamBRaines.jpg|thumb|William B. Raines, the judge who sentenced Ljupco to 60 days in jail.]]

{{quote|ISBE is aware that your prior repetitive telephone calls and intimidating and disruptive approach to Chicago Public Schools (CPS) District No. 299 resulted in your arrest by the Chicago Police Department (CPD) on 3/2/15 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5/26.5-3(a)(2) - Harassment through electronic communications and again on 2/19/16 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5.0/26.5-3(a)(2).|}}

{{quote|i went to jail 3x because of my grades.now i ll fight more than ever to get my hard earned taft transcript corrected, also in memory of my grandma who always made sure i was great student|}}

On February 27, [[2019]], Ljupco was given a year-long ban from the campuses of '''Northeastern Illinois University''' {{archive|6ERpq}}. It's unknown what led to this, but the mugshots are pure gold.

<center>[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool2.jpg|200px]]</center>

== The People vs. Ljupco Steriev ==

[[File:WellDressedLjupco.jpg|thumb|What Ljupco dressed for court might look like. (photo circa [[2012]])]]
[[File:EarlHoffenberg.jpg|thumb|200px|Judge Hoffenberg (the [[old]] one who looks like a [[child molester]])]]

On February 19, [[2016]], after [[LMFAO|being a mostly good boy for half a year]] Ljupco was yet again arrested because he just can't fucking learn to just [[STFU|give it a fucking rest]], this time the arrest was for [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K12-9 threatening a public official] - a result of Ljupco making numerous [[death threats]] against Judge Raines. Ljupco claimed that he was held on "''half a billion dollars bond''" but we suspect that it was actually more like $500,000 or $50,000 and that Ljupco just can't [[math]].

Ljupco's charges were as follows:

* THREATEN A PUBLIC OFFICIAL
* INTIMIDATION - PHYSICAL HARM (2 counts)
* STALKING/CAUSE FEAR FOR SAFETY
* CYBERSTALK/CAUSE PERSON FEAR

Little is known about the actual trial in the case of '''The People of the State of Illinois vs. Ljupco Steriev''', all that we really know is that Ljupco somehow managed to pull an [[OJ]] and ended up getting found not guilty on all 10 counts against him. [[Some argue|Some have speculated that]] the jurors were either legitimately [[retarded]] or they felt sorry for Ljupco and decided to go the jury nullification route rather than risk sending an obviously mentally-ill individual to [[prison]] for 20 years because of some innocent [[email]] [[trolling]] and harmless threats. In reality though, the trial appears to have been a bench trial and the judge was the [[Dead|late]] Earl B. Hoffenberg, a creepy [[old]] [[Jew]] who had probably [[Raped|harassed]] far more people than Ljupco ever did.

[[File:LjupcoNotGuiltyVerdict.png|center|600px]]
[[File:CandyStarr.jpg|thumb|The "''super blonde whore''" Candy Starr with her loving family, something Ljupco [[Forever alone|will never have]].]]

While Ljupco celebrated the verdict as complete vindication, he seemingly failed to notice that while the verdict on 9 of the counts was in fact not guilty, the 10th (a charge of harassment and threatening to kill) was actually not guilty by reason of insanity, which means that the Judge Hoffenberg did come to the conclusion that Ljupco committed the crime he was charged with but also concluded that he was completely off his rocker at the time.

Because one charge resulted in an insanity finding, Ljupco was sent to '''[[Insane|Elgin Mental Health Center]]''' rather than being immediately released. Ljupco, being the mentally [[retarded]] an [[insane]] [[Subhuman|person]] that he is, viewed this as the [[Government]] "''illegally''" holding him in custody beyond his release date. Ljupco also left a glowing review of Elgin where he made [[racist]] and [[sexist]] comments about the [[Korean]] nurses who work there and his case worker, '''Candy Starr'''.

{{squote|There is this insane case worker [[Stripper|Candy Starr]] with co-worker Tom, they ignored me like total crap.
Every time I asked her for something she did not care and when my sick worried mother wanted to
talk to me (since phones were down for long time) and the only way was to talk to me thru her,
[[ho]] refused because: "I DONT ALLOW MY PHONE TO BE USED BY PATIENTS." TSK, TSK, TSK...
She kept me longer than needed in this God forsaken place just to teach me a lesson.
And the nurses are total [[whores]] too (most are from Korea who are killing {{sic|Enlgish|English}}).|Ljupco, on Elgin {{archive|O7iKL}}}}

Even after the verdict, Ljupco failed to learn any lessons, as he still kept on harassing Judge Raines.

{{quote|JUDGE RAINES, NO BRAINS, SUCKS FOREVER, NAME STANDS FOR SHAMEFUL MUD FOREVER!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|Go fuck yourself Lupco|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

{{quote|I know this is you Lupco. This email has been forwarded to the Cook County Sheriffs Police who is investigating you for harassment. I will have you prosecuted. I guarantee it.|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

Raines would later be disciplined for making [[sexist]] comments about [[Bill Cosby]]'s lawyer in [[2022]], which only served to make Ljupco even cockier in his belief that he's actually the good guy in this story.

== Mugshots.com ==

[[File:Hobolubek.jpg|thumb|The mugshot in question.]]
[[File:LjupcoNotGuilty.jpg|thumb|Updated to reflect the [[fact]] that he [[DINDU NUFFIN]].]]

Following Ljupco's release from Elgin Mental Health Center on March 17, [[2018]], he immediately went back on the [[internet]] and began Googling himself like the [[USI|self-obsessed faggot]] he is. He quickly ended up discovering that, shortly after his last arrest, his [[Fugly|ugly mug]] had been posted on '''Mugshots.com''' - a website known for publicly posting people's mugshots and then charging them an [[Taxes|extortion fee]] to get them removed from the site.

As one could probably guess by now, this began Ljupco on a multi-year campaign of electronic harassment against Mugshots.com and its owners.

{{quote|I WAS SENT TO ELGIN HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF COOK COUNTY AND ELGIN IS AN EXTENSION TO COOK COUNTY JAIL. I IWAS LOCKED UP FOR EXACTLY 25 MONTHS: FROM FEBRUARY 17 [[2016]] TO MARCH 17 [[2018]]. MY LIFE IS RUINED. MY MUGSHOTS ARE ALL OVER INTERNET AND ALL BECAUSE I SAID FEW CRAZY WORDS ON JUDGE WILLIAM B. RAINES AND LOUSY PROSECUTION TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND ACCUSED ME [[Fact|I WANTED TO HARM JUDGE, EVEN KILL]]; THAT I WAS THREATENING PUBLIC OFFICIAL, WHICH IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH!!!|Ljupco}}

[[File:ThomasKeesee.jpg|thumb|Thomas Keesee]]

On May 16, [[2018]], '''Thomas Keesee''', the owner of Mugshots.com, was coincidentally arrested in [[Commiefornia]] on charges of extortion related to the site, which just further contributed to Ljupco's [[delusions]] of always being right.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|IOnlyToldHimToKillHimselfOfficer|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|CAREER CRIMINAL THOMAS KEESEE, HE LIED HOW LJUPCO STERIEV THREATENED HIM WITH HIS LIFE, HE EDITTED HIS EMAILS: LJUPCO ONLY SAID HE WISHES KEESEE WOULD KILL HIMSELF|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

|WARNING, WHAT THOMAS KEESEE WROTE ARE ABSOLUTE LIES, MR. LJUPCO STERIEV NEVER THREATENED HIM EXCEPT TOLD HIM, HE WISHES HE COMMITS SUICIDE. THOMAS KEESE IS CON ARTIST, CONVICTED {{sic|STAKER|STALKER}} AND {{sic|WIKIHOMOPEDOITIO|WIKIHOMOPEDOIDIOT}}!!!|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|Everything we wrote is the truth...the truth is never defamation ...we updated Mr Steriev's as per policy...sorry you wanted more. That's not a crime ...See you in court...bring your checkbook ...it's gonna be expensive|Mugshots.com {{archive|pRBtx}}}}

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoInsults|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Re: FAGFUCK, TAKE DOWN STERIEV!|Ljupco Steriev, calling people "''fagfucks''"

|PLEASE CHOKE YOURSELF TO DEATH!THANX!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]]

|U DONT TAKE IT DOWN,U LL GET YOUR GMAIL TAKEN DOWN!|Ljupco Steriev, threatening to get [[gmail]] accounts suspended

|PLAYING ON HIGHWAY IS LOTS OF FUN FOR MUGSHOTS ASSHOLES SUPREME! I ENVY U!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]] again

|HEY ASSHOLE, STERIEV DEFAMER, WHEN WILL YOU FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH {{sic|ALREAY|ALREADY}}?MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER PLACE!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[fuck]] themselves to death

|JUST FUCKING TRY US!Re: PROOF OF NOT GUILTY INCLUDED, take down steriev defamations immediately or face hell of spam until kingdom come!!!|Ljupco Steriev, [[Irony|on being acquitted of electronic harassment]]

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|THERE ARE NO LS {{sic|MUGHOSTS|MUGSHOTS}} ON INTERNET AND IF THERE ARE THEY SAY NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!!!|Ljupco, gloating about his victory {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

== Ljupco vs. Sam Sloan: Round 2 ==

Around 2019, Ljupco began attacking Sam Sloan yet again using multiple accounts. This time Ljupco was far less civil than he was two decades prior, and he resorted to referring to Sloan as a "''CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER''". In reality, Sam Sloan was actually only convicted of charges related to [[child abduction]], and the child in question was his own daughter whom he attempted to abduct from her adoptive parents. Sam does, however, have an apparent penchant for [[Pedophile|photographing underage prostitutes]] and posting about them on his site.

Ljupco would later attempt to blame his actions on his age at the time. Although this is incredibly [[Funny|laughable]] considering that he acts even worse now.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|HeWuzAGudBoi|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|dont judge, he was only 19, young, whatever he did, he deserves forgiveness & here are some of the games he won in match play, thus [[Cheating|inflating his ratings]], he had no idea what awaited him & if he wanted to be 2400, why did he choose 2399?|Ljupco's [[sock]], admitting to cheating {{archive|ipol6}}

|First of all, forgive him what he did, he was 18/19, not even 20. Too young to think of upcoming internet & its wide media reach consequences. We live once but our names are forever.|Ljupco, blaming his youth for behavior that he still exhibits {{archive|eGfK0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|You do not have the permission to post this anywhere or to give it to
anybody, you never had the permission to post that statement I made
back in 4/99, I wrote it in haste, many things I did not even say.
forgot to write and countless many other reasons and things I forgot
to mention... Also I am sure there were some grammar and spelling
mistakes, you should have corrected them ( if you knew how... )|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|I DEMAND YOU IMMEDIATELY STOP SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME ON THE NET AND
SO ON, I WISH I WROTE EARLIER...THIS IS REDICULOUS BEYOND ANY
IMAGINATION... U R OVERDOING IT "PAL"! I AM A VERY MORAL MAN AND I TRY
TO LIVE PROPERLY AND ACCORDING TO THE LAW AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
SPIRITUAL LAW, TO LOVE MY GOD AND MY NEIGHBOUR, SOMETIMES IT'S
IMPOSSIBLE... AND I DONT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE MESS WITH ME, I WILL GO BACK
AFTER THEM TO SHOW OTHERS THEY ARE WRONG AND LOW-LIFE SCUM, THERE IS
NO TIME FRAME, NOW OR MAY BE MANY YEARS FROM NOW, MY MEMORY IS VERY
STRONG, REMEMBER THAT GOOD.|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

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== Predicting the Death of Kobe Bryant ==

[[File:LjupcoKobe.mp4|center|640px]]

== Taking Down ED ==

Following the demise of encyclopediadramatica.online, a user named [[User:Cat|Cat]] joined and put up a page about Ljupco. This was quickly followed by Ljupco making dozens of socks and channeling his inner [[Grawp]] to [[vandalize]] ED's [[Main Page|front page]] while the permissions were still not set up properly. As the permissions were corrected, Ljupco found himself no longer able to slap [[pain series]] and [[kittens]] everywhere and he quickly decided to change up his strategy.

As fucking expected, Ljupco began spamming [[Cloudflare]] with the most retarded accusations that Encyclopedia dramatica was engaging in [[phishing]] and hosting [[child pornography]].

{{squote|HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GET MAD]],[[Internet Tough Guy|I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH]]..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, {{sic|UN|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS {{sic|UPO|UP}}, AS I {{sic|SOEAK|SPEAK}} ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. {{sic|IM|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR {{sic|THANX|THANKS}} TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. [[No|YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR]]. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE {{sic|ACCOUTNS|ACCOUNTS}} IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE [[Over 9000|10000000000000000]] ACCOUNTS {{sic|OIN|ON}} WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS [[LOL|AS OF 2005]], TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME]]...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I {{sic|DIONT|DON'T}} FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING {{sic|WHROE|WHORE}}. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND {{sic|SERE|SEE}} WHAT HAPPENS...|Ljupco, demonstrating what a faggot-ass [[internet tough guy]] sounds like. {{archive|f7QMa}}}}

{{squote|WMFNAZI AND EVEN WORSE, WMFNAMU ARYAN THUS ANTI-INDOGERMANIC ANTANDRUS DAVID CONSTANTLY DENIGRATES ME HERE CONSTANTLY WITH HELP OF FUTURE PERFECT AT SUNRISE AKA LUKAS PIETSCH, ALONG WITH BSADOWSKI1 BRIAN SADOWSKI1, VERMONT CHRISTOPHER GATES, TEGEL, ACHIM55, RADIX, MAJORA, RILEY, NIGOS, DANNYS712, MASUMREZAROCK100 & SCUMBAGS FROM WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA AKA WIKIMEDIA AKA WIKIMEDOIA IN ASSOCIATION WITH EDPEDOS FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, CURSE THEM FOREVER, THERE WILL BE NO FORGIVENESS, EVER!!! DIRTY HOMO PEDOPHILE ZOO PERVERTS!!! MY RIGHTS ARE CONSTANTLY BEING GROSSLY VIOLATED HERE! LAWSUITS ARE PENDING!!!|Ljupco {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

In [[2019]], Ljupco joined [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] as '''Wikiheadhunter''' and proceeded to make some [[Shitty attack article|high quality articles]] about various [[Wikipedia]] admins who pissed him off.

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150645/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150911/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190604151409/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93 https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301152056/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190415225202/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190426105041/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile]

{{quote|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA INGRATE SCUM IS DOWN AS SOMEBODY IS SCREWING THEM & HOPEFULLY THEY LL STAY DOWN FOR GOOD!|"''Gogi Cvika Reeves''" {{archive|J6JQU}}}}

== WikiBeta Cuck ==

'''Wikialpha.org''' was a site very similar to MyWikiBiz that accepted articles on non-notable shit that [[Wikipedia]] wouldn't allow. At some point, Ljupco joined

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|ThisIsYourMother|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Ljupco this is your mother. You need to stop this terrible thing you are doing.|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

|Ljupco Steriev, are you bothering these nice people at WikiAlpha? You need to stop this at once!|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{squote|some guy who kept posting gambling-related pages got pissed off about his pages getting deleted
WikiAlpha does delete - but it's only for really crappy pages like mass gambling spam
so the guy reported Wikialpha to Cloudflare (their host) and said that it was a phishing site
now it's shut down for good
Cloudfare doesn't review complaints properly
they just want to avoid liabilities
because the Wikialpha community portal was spammed by that guy
he kept threatening to report Wikialpha if they keep deleting his gambling pages
he said he potentially lost thousands because of that
and he said he's going to report them for phishing
no one thought he was serious
but he actually did that
a few days before it shut down, there was a "phishing site" warning by Cloudfare|eyecandy2 {{archive|IDTVO}}}}

== Ljupco vs. GOI ==

[[File:SheriffLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco believes himself to be the [[law]]. We believe him to be a massive cum-guzzling [[fag]].]]

On August 15, [[2024]], Ljupco finally realized that [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] had started writing an [[ED]] article on him and proceeded to completely flip his shit.

{{quote|YOUR FUCKING WHORE INTERNETGIRL MADE YOU ETERNAL ENEMY, BLOODY THIRSTY... NOW I HAVE LEGAL TIES WITH WMF... YOU BETTER KILL THIS BITCH GOOD AND RAPE HER HARD AND ALL THE BS SHE DID, AS IM {{sic|NBOT|NOT}} BOTHERING HERE COMING AGAIN TO RV ALL HER BS AND SHE IS ACTUALLY SHEMALE AS IM TRACKED SHEMALE DOWN....AND WE L; TRACK U DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|NFv3u}}}}

{{quote|THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|Edf,we aint {{sic|goint|going}} to bitch about, we wont just take ed down, it will be fucking bloody, girloninternet surely is marked ingrate shemale as we ll fucking find the shemalenn even {{sic|witnesss|witness}} protection program wont save shemale IMMEDIATELY CONFIRN SHEMALE N CAT R PERMANENTLY BLOCKED N ALL L STERIEV SHIT GONE AS WE DONT GET MAD WE FUCKING GET EVEN WITH INTEREST@!@@!|Ljupco, spamming the contact us link}}

== Mental Disorders ==

Since his earliest postings on [[teh internets]], Ljupco has shown extreme signs of suffering from multiple [[mental illness|mental disorders]].

=== Autism ===

The easiest diagnosis we can make on Ljupco is that he suffers from a crippling case of '''[[Autism]]'''. Ljupco constantly shows himself to be completely incapable of engaging in normal or meaningful human interaction.

=== Narcissistic Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco has a very obvious case of '''[[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]''' that shows itself most often when confronted with the reality of what a complete and utter fucking failure he is. Ljupco often feels the need to overembellish his skills and accomplishments. The best examples of this are in his insistence that he the "Big Big Castle" was created by him and that it is the way that [[God]] intended for chess to be played.

=== Schizophrenia ===
As Ljupco's frequent delusions include the belief that he is in a war with Wikipedia, the conclusion of him having schizophrenia is probably reasonable.

=== Multiple Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco appears to suffer from '''[[Multiple Personality Disorder]]''' that most often shows itself when he goes on a [[sockpuppet]] [[spam]]/[[vandalism]] bender.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|MPD|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|LET IT BE KNOWN 1002% THAT LJUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LJUBEK, THEY ARE RELATED THOUGH.|Ljupco's known sock, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

|LJUPCE / LUPCO / LUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LUBEK NIDA - IMHOTEP 2, HIS RELATIVE!|Another of Ljupco's known socks, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also appears to be unable to accept the concept of [[death]], as he often poses as his dead relatives and attempts (while failing miserably) to emulate their personalities. In his delusions, Ljupco reduces his deceased grandfather to a grotesque and one-dimensional caricature - a [[veteran]] who is looking to brutally beat your ass.

== Identifying Ljupco Socks ==

Ljupco can typically be identified by the following habits.

{{co|Habits|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Edit Page|0|

* POSTING IN '''ALL CAPS'''
* Use of '''102%''' or '''1002%''' when insisting that something is true
* Use of '''Wikipedoia''' or '''WIKI-PEDO-IA'''
* Use of '''Wikipedoidiot''', '''Wikifaggot''' or other insults prefixed by "''wiki''"
* Use of '''TONS OF LOLS''' or just '''LOLS'''
* Use of '''career stalker''' (mainly when talking about Antandrus)
* Use of '''as proven''' or '''as proven true'''
* Use of '''we''' when referring to himself
* Use of '''l.s.''' when referring to himself and insisting that he is not Ljupco Steriev
* Use of terms like '''CONVICTED PEDOPHILE''' or '''CONVICTED MURDERER''' when referring to people who aren't either of those things
* Often pretends to be a lawyer or family friend of Ljupco.

|}}

=== Usernames ===

The following are often found in Ljupco's account names.

{{co|Accounts|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Register Account|0|

* Variations of '''Ljupco Jan Steriev'''
* Variations of '''Jan Lubek'''
* Variations of '''John Paul''' or its Polish equivalent '''Jan Pawel'''
* Variations of '''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''' (his grandmother)
* Variations of '''Tadeusz Nida''' (his grandfather)
* Variations of '''Mike''' or '''Michael Harris'''
* Variations of '''BoxingWear''' (mainly on Wikipedia)
* Names that reference '''George Reeves'''
* Names that reference '''Rocky Marciano'''
* Names that reference '''Stan Laurel''' and/or '''Oliver Hardy'''
* Names that reference '''OTR''' ("''Old Time Radio''")
* Names that reference the '''Wikimedia Foundation''' or '''WMF'''
* Names that reference '''Imhotep'''
* Names that reference '''YO GAY MAMA''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names that include '''Nida'''
* Names that include '''Lary''' with one L
* Names that include '''Vesna'''
* Names that include '''Gogi'''
* Names that include '''Cvika'''
* Names that include '''Anita'''
* Names that include '''Adin'''
* Names that end with '''is a faggot''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names of Wikipedia admins, especially '''Antandrus'''

|}}

=== Enemies ===

The following people are known enemies of Ljupco and anyone found bitching about them online is probably Ljupco, he's also known to steal usernames from people he dislikes, especially Wikipedia admins.

{{co|Enemies|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|View User Page|0|

* Wikipedia admin '''Antandrus''' (or "'''David Antandrus'''" to Ljupco)
* Wikipedia admin '''Brian Sadowski'''
* Wikipedia admin and tranny '''Trijnstel'''
* Meta-Wiki admin '''XXBlackburnXx'''
* Wikipedia rollbacker '''PlyrStar93'''
* ED user '''[[User:Cat|Cat]]''', who Ljupco insists is XXBlackburnXx
* ED admin '''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTv]]'''
* Anusha/Ishi Press owner '''Samuel Howard Sloan''' a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''
* Chesschat.org admin '''Kevin Bonham''', who Ljupco refers to as "'''Bonehead'''"
* Chesschat.org admin '''Karthick Rajendran'''
* Pulmonologist '''M. Maher Najjar''', who Ljupco blames for Wanda's death
* Doctor '''Meera George Madappallil''', Najjar's assistant who Ljupco also blames for Wanda's death
* Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''
* '''[[You]]''' Yes you. He knows you have read this article and you’re next!!!

|}}

== Contact Ljupco ==

'''Emails'''

{{co|ActiveEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlubekhere@gmail.com janlubekhere@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lupco4ride44@gmail.com lupco4ride44@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com]

|}}

'''Other Sock Emails'''

{{co|SockEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:cheschamp@hotmail.com cheschamp@hotmail.com]
* [mailto:IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM]
* [mailto:gildyshows@gmail.com gildyshows@gmail.com]
* [mailto:fredcoldstone@gmail.com fredcoldstone@gmail.com]
* [mailto:generalf55@gmail.com generalf55@gmail.com]
* [mailto:mikeharriswdca@gmail.com mikeharriswdca@gmail.com]
* [mailto:macamalena2@gmail.com macamalena2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:dairymarko@gmail.com dairymarko@gmail.com]
* [mailto:sarareinholtz@gmail.com sarareinholtz@gmail.com]
* [mailto:gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com]
* [mailto:cbmibm@gmail.com cbmibm@gmail.com]
* [mailto:chmediavideo2@gmail.com chmediavideo2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:marjamesmar@gmail.com marjamesmar@gmail.com]
* [mailto:rockymemorial@gmail.com rockymemorial@gmail.com]
* [mailto:wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:reeveslives@gmail.com reeveslives@gmail.com]
* [mailto:anitadolanita@gmail.com anitadolanita@gmail.com]
* [mailto:grazkanida@gmail.com grazkanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:tadeusznida@gmail.com tadeusznida@gmail.com]

|}}

== Quotes ==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoHatesAmerica|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|NO WONDER 9-11 HAPPENED (MAINLY BECAUSE OF USA'S BLIND & UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT OF ISRAEL AKA THE 51ST STATE)!|Ljupco

|GOD WILL NEVER AGAIN BLESS USA. AGAIN, IT DOES NOT DESERVE EVEN SHIT MIXED WITH PISS!!!|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

== See Also ==

* [[Terry A. Davis]]
* [[Time Cube]]
* [[Batshit insane]]
* [[Internet Tough Guy]]
* [[EDiot]]
* [[Daniel Brandt]]

== External Links ==
{{PIR}}
{{eduser|Antandrus}}

* {{archive|mJbfl|His bestialitysextaboo.com profile}}
* [https://antagonists.webnode.page NEVER SUPPORT WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA!!!] {{archive|XvKjn}}
* [https://steriev.tripod.com steriev.tripod.com] {{archive|C9Jzi}}
** {{archive|q2Z6v|steriev.tripod.com/Steriev.htm}}
* {{archive|DKGvA|ROCKY DAY}}
* [https://geocities.ws/cmby2k https://geocities.ws/cmby2k] {{archive|SWuZr}}
* [https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2 https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2] {{archive|kq8Ln}}
* [https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k] {{archive|qi65I}}
* [[wikipedia:en:Wikipedia:Long-term abuse/Projects|LTA page on English Wikipedia]]
* [[wikipedia:pl:Wikipedia:Chicago boys|LTA page on Polish Wikipedia]]

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Ljupco Steriev

2024-10-21T05:29:35Z

Kurnahusa: Undo revision 1892445 by BoyOnInternet (talk)this is most likely wikinger, also wrong polish grammar...

{{watch|[[File:Ljupco Head.png|100px]]}}

[[File:LjupcoSterievMugshot.jpg|thumb|250px|One of his many mugshots.]]
[[File:WiggerLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco, before gopnik-squatting on [[Jimbo Wales]]' face and taking a massive [[shit]].]]

'''Ljupco Steriev'''{{christian}} (pronounced ''Lynyrd Skynyrd''), alias '''Jan Lubek''', is a [[Asshole|petulant]] {{Age|1977|8|13}}-year-old [[Polack|Slavic]] [[virgin]] [[manchild]], [[conspiracy theorist]], [[Ear Rape|singer/musician]], [[Dentist|dental lab technician]], [[Bad|amateur]] [[chess]] player and [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]] who currently resides in [[Basement dweller|his mother Grazyna's basement]] in [[Chicago]], [[Illinois]]. According to his profile on [[Bestiality|bestialitysextaboo.com]], Ljupco is also a [[transgender]] [[gay]] [[pedo]] who works as a [[terrorist]] and [[Cocaine|drug lord]] for the [[Narcovideo|Sinaloa Cartel]].

Ljupco is known to spend all of his time chronically [[on the internet|online]] where he incessantly [[vandalize]]s [[wikis]]. Ljupco's other [[69]] [[MPD|personalities]], which consist of wannabe [[lawyer]]s and [[WTF|his dead grandparents]], are known to [[email]] [[death threats|death]] and [[You Gonna Get Raped|rape threats]] to people he doesn't like and send false [[phishing]] and [[child pornography]] reports as well as [[DMCA]] takedown requests to [[Cloudflare]] and various [[Website|web hosting]] services in a futile attempt to get all of Ljupco's [[dox|personal information]] removed from the [[internet]].

On [[Wikipedia]], Ljupco is a globally banned [[long-term abuse]]r and prolific [[sockpuppet]]eer who is generally known as the "'''George Reeves Person'''" or "'''GRP'''" due to his [[autistic]] [[obsession]] with long-deceased [[Superman]] [[actor]] George Reeves. It is quite possible that in his schizophrenia-addled mind, Ljupco may even believe himself or one of his many personalities [[Otherkin|to be George Reeves]].

Ljupco has been terrorizing [[chess]] players since [[1990s|1997]], [[the internet]] since [[1999]], [[Wikipedia]] since [[2005]], [[Criminal|Mugshots.com]] since [[2018]], and [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since late [[2019|Last Thursday]]. Ljupco is also a virulent [[racist]] who regularly refers to [[Indians|pajeets]] and [[pakis]] as being from "''Terroristan''" and believes that [[Koreans]] are destroying [[America]].

== The Ljife of Ljupco ==

[[File:Babcia I Wnuczek.jpg|thumb|Ljupco at around age 14 with his babushka.]]
[[File:ZemunSlums.jpg|thumb|250px|Zemun, Belgrade. Such a lovely place.]]

'''Ljupco Jan Steriev''' was shat out by his mother, '''Grazyna Maria Nida''', on August 13, [[1970s|1977]], presumably in a run down shack somewhere in [[Yugoslavia]]. Despite being born in Yugoslavia, Ljupco's family are all [[Polish]] [[Christfag]]s. Little to no information exists on who Ljupco's father is, although it is clear that [[Black|his father was in his life very little if at all]], and the fact that he doesn't share his mother's surname suggests that he isn't just a [[bastard]] who resulted from Grazyna getting [[Fucked|dicked down]] in a drunken college [[gangbang]].

Because Ljupco was born in a [[Shithole|third-world]] Slavic hellhole where [[Fact|color TVs weren't invented yet]] and [[cannibalism]] was a common occurrence, he was raised mainly on an extremely unhealthy diet of [[at least 100 years|old, mid-twentieth century]] [[TV]] and [[radio]] shows such as ''[[Superman|The Adventures of Superman]]'' (1952-1958), ''The Great Gildersleeve'' (1941-1958) and ''Laurel and Hardy'' (1921-1951), as well as old [[boxing]] matches featuring ''Rocky Marciano'', ''Bob Baker'', ''Muhammad Ali'', etc. He also listened to music by shitty bands like ''[[The Beatles]]'' and ''[[Elvis Presley]]''.

During his childhood, the only pet Ljupco was known to have was '''Koka Vesa''', a delicious and tender [[chicken]] who was born on September 30, 1987, in Zemun, [[Yugoslavia]] (now part of [[Serbia]]) and died sometime in October of 1996. Ljupco loved his [[cock]] very much. Ljupco would often stroke his cock, write poems about his cock and allow [[Women|disgusting femoids]] to handle his cock. Ljupco was [[BAWWWWW|very sad]] when he [[Eunuch|lost his cock]].

<center>{{frame|<gallery>
File:LjupcoCock1989.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1989.
File:Vesa.png|Ljupco's cock in 1990.
File:KFCBucket.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1996.
</gallery>}}</center>

[[File:Lubekrocking.jpg|thumb|Ljupco "''rocking''" in 1997.]]

The only games that Ljupco had access to for the first two decades of his life were dodgeball (which Yugoslavians play with rocks instead of [[balls]]) and [[chess]], which he took up [[13-year-old boy|around the age of 12]]. Ljupco was also heavily into [[music]] during his youth and was known to play the piano as well as [[sing]]. Unfortunately, because Ljupco is a squeaky-voiced Slav whose [[testicles]] never dropped, his singing abilities are about on par with [[Bjork]] while she's taking a massive shit and simultaneously giving birth to [[Octomom|octuplets]].

Here are some examples of young Ljupco "''singing''" to help you understand just how fucking awful he really is:

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|LjupcoSoundsLikeAss|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:AchyBreakyHeart.mp4|640px]] MY EARS MY ACHY BREAKY EARS
|[[File:LubekBeatle.mp4|640px]] Where's Mark David Chapman when you need him?
|[[File:JanLubekAnnMargret.mp4|640px]] The closest he'll ever be to having a girlfriend.
|[[File:LubekPresley.mp4|640px]] Making Elvis suck even more.
|[[File:SingingInTheRain.mp4|640px]] Moar like can't sing in the rain amirite?
|[[File:FatherRookeyOnPiano.mp4|640px]] Even Jesus hates you for this.
|[[File:LjupcoSings.mp4|640px]] What, did you think he'd have improved by now?
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
|}

[[Some argue|It's believed]] that Ljupco [[Illegal immigrant|immigrated]] to the ''[[United States of America]]'' sometime between [[1990s|1990 and 1991]]. By [[1990s|1994]], Ljupco was attending ''[[High school|William Howard Taft High School]]'' in [[Chicago]] where everyone just called him "'''Lary'''" because [[noone]] could fucking pronounce "''Ljupco''". Multiple videos exist of Ljupco's days in high school, and all of them show him to be a very [[obvious]] [[autistic]] who one would have absolutely expected to grow up to be a [[AlGore|failed]] [[school shooter]] rather than a retarded [[wiki]][[troll]] like [[Grawp]].

{{collapsegallery|The Ljife of Ljupco|LifeOfLjupco|center|<gallery perrow=4>

File:GrazynaNida1979.jpg|Ljupco's mother in 1979.
File:LjupcoHome1991.jpg|Ljupco's home in 1991.
File:LubekOnPianoTaft1993.jpg|Ljupco playing piano in 1993.
File:GrazynaAtHome1994.jpg|Grazyna outside their home in 1994.

</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>

File:Ljupco1996.jpg|Ljupco in 1996.
File:LjupTube.png|Teenage Ljupco looked like [[Adolf Hitler]].
File:TaftHigh.jpg|Taft High School
File:LubekMiracle.jpg|Ljupco [[Dumbass|stared into the sun]] after this photo was taken in 2001.

File:LubekTree.jpg|Ljupco and Grazyna in 2001.
File:LjupcoID.png|Ljupco's [[college]] ID.

</gallery>}}

== 1997 Special Olympics of Chess ==

[[File:LjupcoTV.jpg|thumb|Young "''Jan Lubek''" being interviewed by [[Fox News]] on July 7, 1999.]]

In [[1990s|1997]], young [[chess]] [[Failure|prodigy]] '''Ljupco Steriev''' (who was also using the alias '''Jan Pawel Lubek''' at this point) somehow managed to scam his way into the ''1997 US Junior Closed Championship''. Between October , 1996, and February, 1997, Ljupco's Elo rating (the measurement used to indicate a chess player's [[skillz]]) rose from [[1337]] to 2384. [[Some argue|Some believe]] that this was accomplished by playing games against high ranking players who were willing to throw games in order to help boost Ljupco's rating.

At the tournament, which took place in Bloomington, Illinois, around June 23, 1997, he showed off his utter mastery of the game and would quickly go on to [[win]] the entire tournament and [[Sarcasm|be crowned the World Champion of Chess]]. lol, just kidding, he actually went on to [[Fail|LOSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH]] and ended up with 0 wins and 9 losses.

Here is a useful chart to show just how much Ljupco's ranking was affected by his [[failure]] in the 1997 tournament:

{| class="wikitable" style="width:70%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="width: 50px; text-align: left;" | Date
! scope="col" style="text-align: left;" | Rating
|-
| 06-95 || 877
|-
| 10-95 || 1010
|-
| 12-95 || 1087
|-
| 08-96 || 1310
|-
| 10-96 || 1337
|-
| 12-96 || 1794
|-
| 02-97 || 2384
|-
| 04-97 || 2397
|-
| 06-97 || 2399
|-
| 08-97 || 2260
|-
| 10-97 || 1380
|-
| 12-97 || 1380
|}

:<big>♟</big> '''Cool Chess Factz''': 2399 is considered "''[[God|Master]]''" level bordering on "''[[Allah|International Master]]''" while 1380 is considered a "''[[Failure|Hobby Player]]''". 877 is "''[[retarded|Mental Retardation]]''"

[[File:DeanIppolito.jpg|thumb|Dean Ippolito, destroyer of Ljupco's anus.]]

One game against '''Dean Ippolito''' (who has since gone on to be recognized as a master level chess player) had Ljupco playing so bad that he managed to get into [[Asking for it|check]] twice as well as lose a <big>♞</big>'''knight''', <big>♜</big>'''rook''' and his <big>♛</big>'''queen''' in only 12 turns. For those uninitiated in chess, this is considered VERY FUCKING BAD. Here are some comments from other chess players explaining just how fucking atrocious Ljupco's chess [[skillz]] are.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|YouFuckinSuckBro|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|This is the game of a [[lunatic]], a [[suicidal]] maniac, or a hopeless [[drunk]].
It is not chess. It should be [[Vampire|buried with a stake through its heart
and no last rites]].|ofergneezy, pointing out that Ljupco is crazy {{archive|HpeW0}}

|No [[No shit|this guy was just downright horrible]]. To say he lost like a child would be
an insult to children who actually can play this game.|John Fernandez, comparing Ljupco to a [[retarded]] [[child]] {{archive|HpeW0}}

|This is not 1300. This is [[suicide]].

I did not play like this when I was a 1300, or even when I was an 1100 (I
started low, real low, and studied and studied and studied).|Some guy on [[Usenet]] whose name was forgotten to time. {{archive|HpeW0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

[[File:LjupcoFailGame.png|center|300px]]

<center>'''YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW THE FUCK I ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION'''</center>

== Slav Pilgrim vs. The Chess World ==

[[File:SamHowardSloan.jpg|thumb|200px|Sam H. Sloan, convicted child abductor. Shocked? So were we!]]
[[File:MiguelABallicora.jpg|thumb|250px|Miguel Ballz or whatever the fuck his name is.]]
[[File:LjupcoChessMaster.png|thumb|180px|Article about Ljupco being a "''Chess Master''".]]

Sometime around November of 1998, '''Samuel Howard Sloan'''{{Girllover}} (a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''{{muslim}}, born September 7, 1944), a fellow [[Autist|chess enthusiast]] decided to write on his crappy [[Geocities]]-era website called '''Ishi Press''' (now called '''Anusha''') about a similar incident in which an [[12-year-old girl|11-year-old girl]] named ''Nicole Niemi'' managed to get into the ''1998 World Youth Championship'' in [[Spain]] solely by being a student of a [[Las Vegas]] based chess master named ''Stan Vaughan''. Niemi went on to lose the tournament with 2 wins and 7 losses, a notably better [[high score|score]] than Ljupco but still incredibly sucky.

After posting a link to his article on the [[Usenet]] group '''rec.games.chess.politics''' on November 9, 1998, several people responded to Sam and mentioned the situation with Ljupco from the previous year. One of these people was '''Miguel A. Ballicora''' who presented the following commentary the next day:

{{quote|Last year, Ljupco Steriev qualified for the US junior Closed solely on the basis of rating . He finished 0-9. As white, he managed to lose a Rook AND Queen within 15 moves in one game. After the tournament, the USCF adjusted Steriev's rating downward from over 2400 to about 1300, because the 2400 rating he had "earned" was obviously quite unrepresentative of his true ability.|Miguel A. Ballicora, explaining that Ljupco fucking sucks at chess {{archive|yNH5J}}}}

After reading this, Sam made the incredibly [[dumb]] decision to add Miguel's comment as a small footnote in his article on the situation with Niemi and Vaughan, he also made the [[Plagiarism|even dumber decision to not mention that Miguel Ballicora was the original author]] of this commentary. On April 5, [[1999]], Ljupco found the commentary on Sam's site and proceeded to send him an [[ALL CAPS]] [[tl;dr]] email demanding that his name be removed - something that would go on to very much become a running theme with Ljupco in the future. Ljupco started off his email by attempting to defend his blatantly inflated rating.

{{squote|THIS IS MR. STERIEV LJUPCO AND I DEMAND YOU TAKE OFF MY NAME FROM YOUR
WEB. ( SPEAKING OF STAN VAUGHAN, IS HE A MASTER ANYWAY , CAN YOU
PROOVE HE CHEATED, NO !?! )

WHAT DO YOU MEAN: "EARNED", I CRUSHED MANY MASTERS ( MOSTLY EXPERTS )
IN THE CHICAGO AREA. YOU GUYS CAN'T {{sic|PROOVE|PROVE}} NOTHING ABOUT MY RATING. MY
YUGOSLAVIAN RATING IS WELL OVER 2100, THE HIGHEST YUG. RATING I HAD
WAS 2333, I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE 2400, BUT AT LEAST 2200 ELO,
YES I DO !!! AND I CAN PROOVE THAT.|{{archive|6FV38}}}}

Ljupco then went on to make the ludicrous claim that he lost all the games on purpose in order to get revenge on "''somebody''" who had hurt him a lot in his life, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. We think Ljupco's just full of shit and is fishing around in his ass for any way to explain away why he [[suck]]s so damn hard.

{{squote|I HAD MANY REASONS TO LOOSE ALL
THOSE NINE GAMES ON PURPOSE, OK ( LOOK AT THE QUALITY OF GAMES: #1 AND
#9 ) THEY WERE A NICE CREATION, UNTIL [[Lie|I LOST A ROOK ON PURPOSE]] AND
FAILED TO DRAW GAME #9, THE MAIN REASON WAS: [[LOL WUT|I WANTED TO DISAPPOINT
SOMEBODY WHO HAD HURT ME A LOT IN MY LIFE]], TO GET EVEN WITH, [[Lie|I DON'T
CARE ABOUT USCF RATING ANYWAY]], MY YUGO RATING IS NOW: 2175 ( [[Lie|USCF 2275]]
), AND [[Bullshit|I'M VERY HAPPY WITH IT]].|Ljupco Steriev {{archive|6FV38}}}}

In response to Ljupco's email, Sam Sloan responded by telling him that [[Seppuku|throwing a game is more dishonorable than simply cheating]] and informing him that [[Fact|the internet is forever]].

{{squote|Dear Mr. Steriev Ljupco,

I am sorry but I cannot take your name off of my chess web site.

You have earned a place in chess infamy, a name which will never be
forgotten in the annals of US Chess.

You somehow managed to get into the US Junior Closed Championship,
preventing somebody more deserving from playing, and then you lost all
your games on purpose, you say.

For this you have made a name for yourself, a name which will never be
forgotten by chess players everywhere.|Sam Sloan {{archive|8V6Db}}}}

{{quote|Did u know at the 97 championship I had no red blood cells in my blood, very little, u can even ask the host of the tournament and my doctor, dude, I only ate once a day, in the evening we went to Wendy's...|{{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|By the way, I continue to receive unwanted magazine subscriptions from Ljupco Steriev.|Sam Sloan {{archive|bMgsG}}}}

== It's fun to get yeeted from the ACA ==

[[File:StanVaughan.jpg|thumb|200px|Stan Vaughan]]

On October 13, 1999, '''Stan Vaughan''' announced that the '''American Chess Association''' ('''ACA''') was [[permaban]]ning Ljupco effective immediately. No reasoning was ever given for this, but it's safe to say that Ljupco's [[cheating]] and [[harassment]] were likely contributing factors if not the entire reason for his ban.

{{quote|Please be advised that the above listed individual, Lupco Steriev, alias now Jan Ljubek has had his ACA membership revoked and his ACA affiliation for Chicago Chess Club revoked as well effective 10/13/99. Mr Steriev, aka alias Jan Ljubek is permanently barred from either playing in ACA events or holding an ACA affiliation or being connected with any ACA affiliate.|Stan Vaughan {{archive|SswRp}}}}

Ljupco responded by [[RAGE|pretending that he didn't care]] and then proceeded to make his own chess association called '''The Worldwide Chess/Checkers Association Inc.''' or '''WCA''', which he officially registered with the state of Illinois on March 29, 2000. Ljupco then began making accusations that Vaughan was [[jealous]] after losing a game to him.

== The Big Big Castle ==

In [[2000]], Ljupco "''[[No|invented]]''" his signature chess move that he refers to as '''LUBEK'S CHESS CASTLE 2000/0000''' or '''0000 THE GREAT CASTLE''' or '''THE BIG CASTLE''' or '''0-0-0-0 Castle''' or '''Long Long, Big Castle''' or '''Lubek's Castle Invention'''. We, however, refer to it as '''fucking [[gay]] and [[retarded]]'''.

<center>[[File:LubekCastleBefore.gif|250px]]
[[File:LubekCastleAfter.gif|250px]]</center>

{{squote|The 0000 Castle or The Big Big Castle was invented in 2000 by Mr. Jan Lubek.
This castle should have been played from the earliest time of chess.
[[Lie|The great Bobby Fischer loved 0000!]] This is NOT some mere chess variation
but [[No|the move is the core & heart of the game]]. It improves the game in many aspects,
especially [[wat|it creates king's safety for both colors, especially for queen side, black pieces!]]
It also {{sic|developes|develops}} pieces faster. It makes the game better in all aspects.
Imagine how many great, artistic games could have been played with this greatest of castles?!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|THIS IS NOT A CHESS VARIANT BUT THE WAYY CHESS WAS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED, LONG TIME AGO, THE RIGHT WAY !!! THE TRUE WAY.|Ljupco}}

The problem? This move is 102% illegal. Castling can only be used to move the <big>♚</big>'''king''' two squares, not three. It should also be noted that after castling was invented [[At least 100 years ago|around 400-500 years ago]], it was actually [[Crippled|nerfed]] several times because of how [[OP]] it already was.

[[File:Castleing.jpg|center]]

Even in [[2021]] Ljupco was still pushing his dumb illegal move and attempting to get chess game programmers to include the illegal move [https://dosgames.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27214 as seen here]. {{archive|8WOCk}}

== Wikipedoia Vandalism ==

[[File:MrSteriev.jpg|thumb|"''Listen up, Wikipedoia. I know more about Rocky Marciano's ballsack than you do.''"]]

In December, [[2005]], Ljupco decided to join [[Wikipedia]] or "''Wikipedoia''" as he calls it. Because Ljupco is completely fucking insane, he made multiple accounts that included '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gildyshow Gildyshow]''' on the 21st, '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Vesa Vesa]''' on the 22nd and '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Projects Projects]''' on the 28th.

As one might expect from an [[Chris-Chan|autistic retard of Ljupco's caliber]], his edits mainly consisted of inserting loony [[conspiracy theories]] about how [[Superman]] [[actor]] ''George Reeves'' was actually [[murdered]], getting into an edit war over ''[[Joseph Stalin]]'s'' date of birth, inserting a link to his crappy [[Geocities]] site into the article on boxer ''Rocky Marciano'', and leaving countless insults on the user pages of any users who dared to revert his blatant [[vandalism]].

Shockingly, Ljupco only managed to last a few weeks on Wikipedia before Vesa and Projects were [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Splash]]'' and ''[[Admin|Lectonar]]'' on January 6, [[2006]], and Gildyshow was [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Pathoschild]]'' the following day.

In February, Ljupco changed his strategy and began making [[IP]] edits to articles and including [[ALL CAPS]] edit descriptions complaining insults and completely unhinged rants.

On November 1, [[2006]], Ljupco made yet another account called '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BoxingWear BoxingWear]''' and immediately went back to crapping all over the Rocky Marciano article. This continued until February 1, [[2007]], when [[CheckUser]] confirmed him to be Projects and he was banned by ''[[Admin|Chick Bowen]]''.

[[Some argue|Legends even tell of]] a time that Ljupco vandalized Wikipedia by finding an exploit that allowed him to spam dozens of images of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Squidward]] all over the site.

{{quote|He used open proxies and infected zombie computers in early 2006 to launch a massive attack to spam images of Squidward, a character from the Spongebob cartoon, on multiple pages at once.|Text {{archive|5xSKH}}}}

{{squote|Interests center on boxing, martial arts, speculative fights, chess, mysterious, unexplained deaths of famous people, massacres – and harassing editors of WMF projects. Some specific topics include George Reeves, Rocky Marciano, Bob Baker, Muhammad Ali, chess, the Armenian genocide, Jean Harlow, Joseph Stalin, Katyn massacre (and a related film), the Beatles reunion and Buddhism. He is not a native English speaker; originally from the Balkans (probably from former Yugoslavia) he speaks some Polish and Serbian. He writes long-winded rants, often in all-caps and ungrammatical, with links to other rants off-wiki. If pasting the off-wiki link fails, archive links are pasted instead.|[[TOW]], on Ljupco's modus operandi}}

{{quote|NO THAT NAME IS NOT PUBLIC INFORMATION BECAUSE THAT IS FAMILY NAME|Ljupco believing that names aren't public information}}

{{quote|U LOST EDIT WAR SO BADLY, NOW U R DISRESPECTING GREAT LAWYER AND GREAT CHAMPION, ALL HAS BEEN NOTED FOR POSTERITY!|}}

Eventually getting a massive hateboner for Wikipedia Admin '''Antandrus''' (Whom Ljupco often refers to as '''David Antandrus''' as a result of his amazing [[doxing]] [[skillz]]). This has led to Ljupco publicly fantasizing about [[murder]]ing Antandrus with a shovel, which is totally normal [[Christian]] behavior.

{{quote|Killing Antandrus Satan with a shovel! I cleverly spread the steel cable between tall garden bushes and forbid the way with barbed rakes I lurked in the branches of a sprawling tree I stand and wait with a shovel hidden deep behind my back until Antandrus Satan passes that way in a state of drinking eight bottles of beer I'll fuck him with that long shovel this time right on his stupid head and very good I want to see him die under the fence because it was just a stupid security guard mongrel!|Ljupco, fantisizing about committing murder {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

Ljupco was given a global ban by the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] on October 18, [[2018]].

Ljupco is also known to hate '''Wikinger''' (a.k.a. '''Miłosław Antoni Bociański'''), a vandal from [[German]] Wikipedia who sometimes attempts to [[troll]] by copying Ljupco's vandalism style.

[http://web.archive.org/web/20201205102741/https://wikipedoia.blogspot.com/2020/11/wikinger-joins-forces-with-supreme.html SUPER NAZI WIKINGER JOINS FORCES WITH SUPREME WIKISCUM NAZI ANTANDRUS DAVID, ATTACKING INNOCENT PEOPLE & THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY INNOCENT LAMB L.S.!!!] {{archive|RYxAz}}

== Encyclopedia Supreme(ly Retarded) ==

[[File:ChessChamp.png|thumb|An example of the "''[[content]]''" you could find on Encyclopedia Supreme.]]

On October 17, [[2009]], Ljupco registered '''encyclopediasupreme.org'''. Unlike its name may have suggested, Encyclopedia Supreme was ''not'' an [[wiki|encyclopedia]] nor was it [[supreme|{{supreme}}]]. It was actually just a [[Web 1.0|bare file directory]] full of [[HTML]] pages and [[images]] akin to [[Moid]] but with slightly less [[child porn]].

{{quote|😠 DREAM HOST STINKS... ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR FINE PRINT... THEY WILL TAKE YOU DOWN FOR NO REASON LIKE CRAPPY TURBIFY LIKE CRAPPY WIKIPEDOIA...ARCHIVE.IS/Y0BB I ARGUED WITH THEM OVER TOS WARNINGS AND THEY CANCELED MY ACCOUNT, VERY RUDE AND IGNORANT, STAY AWAY!!!|Ljupco, on [[DreamHost]] {{archive|62o7P}}}}

{{quote|er you do understand "encyclopediasupreme.org" isn't really a thing eh?
It's just crank "information" churned out by oh wait by you- so you *do* know it's just crank "information" already.|jessicafischerqueen {{archive|sH9ln}}}}

== Death of Ljupco's Babushka ==

[[File:Wandambulance.jpg|thumb|Wanda being placed in the [[waaaambulance]].]]
[[File:WandaHospital.jpg|thumb|Wanda in the hospital.]]
[[File:WandaDying.jpg|thumb|10/10 [[GILF]] hottie would bang]]
[[File:GottliebBodybag.jpg|thumb|Lookin' good, Wanda!]]

'''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida'''{{Christian}} (born '''Wandę Włodarkiewicz Jezierską'''{{Jew}} on April 5, 1922, in Naclaw, [[Poland]]) was the maternal grandmother of Ljupco Steriev. Ljucpo obviously held a great deal of respect for her and often refers to her as "''Venerable Wanda Nida''" or "''Saint Wanda Nida''", suggesting that he views her as a saint and gained many of his [[lol|Christian values]] from her.

In late October of [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''John H. Stroger Jr. Hospital''' (or '''John Stroger Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it) because [[Captain Obvious|she was nearly 90 years old and was very obviously about to die]], also she had pneumonia or some shit. Ljupco and Grazyna apparently caused a scene at the hospital and were warned that they would be arrested if they didn't knock it off and [[GTFO]].

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|StrogerinMyCock|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|WHEN WE COMPLAINED TO STROGER'S PATIENT RELATIONS HEADED BY LOW-LIFE NANCY JARASEK SHE DID NOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SENT HER TO SUPER LOW-LIFE "ASSISTANT" DONALD J. PECHOUS WHO SENT POLICE TO ARREST WANDA'S DAUGHTER GRACE & GRANDSON JAN.|Ljupco, on nearly getting arrested for causing a scene at a hospital {{archive|Z1wOQ}}

|nancy jarasek super jerk from patient relations did not offer us any comfort, instead she called on state prosecutor to arrest me and my mother because we wanted the truth and hospital had no intentions telling the truth. She also tried to issue do not contact order.|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also [[Racism|expressed his disgust]] at how the doctor who was trying to save his grandmother's life was [[Indian]].

On November 6, [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''Gottlieb Memorial Hospital''' (or '''Gottlieb Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it)

{{quote|they should have let go after 3 days at the maximum instead they said she needed it, knowing her oxygen level is very low and she functions just well with it, even when its 68%|Ljupco, not understanding that an oxygen level of 68% is incompatible with life}}

Wanda died on November 16, [[2010]], following her death Ljupco lost any semblance of [[sanity]] he may have had left and began spamming the hospital and public officials with emails where he claimed to be the Nida family's paralegal, "''Anita Dolores Seibel''". Ljupco's demands included renaming the hospital to '''Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital''', because [[No|that's a totally rational thing to demand]].

{{quote|{{sic|Statues of limitaions|Statute of limitations}} to sue you are gone but we have many other options to make you realize what deep evil you have done and formally apologize with proper compensation including renaming "hospital" to Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital!!!|"''Anita Dolores Seibel, Paralegal for The Nida Family''" {{archive|46xOC}}}}

'''M. Maher Najjar''' and his assistant '''Meera George Madappallil'''

{{quote|Maher M. Najjar is very rude doctor to say the least. He came to freaking USA with Madappallil from Terroristan to kill patients directly or indirectly thru indifference.|Ljupco, being [[racist]]}}

{{quote|MAKE SURE SHE AND NAJJAR DO NOT WORK FOR YOUR HOSPITAL, EVER!!! THEY NEED TO GO BACK TO TERRORSTAN WHERE THEY CAME FROM!!!|Ljupco, still being [[racist]]}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:SwapnaAradhyula.jpg|Swapna Aradhyula from Terroristan.
File:NancyJarasek.jpg|"''Super Jerk''" Nancy Jarasek.
File:MaherNajjar.jpg|thumb|M. Maher Najjar from Terroristan.
File:MeeraMadappallil.jpg|thumb|Najjar's assistant, Pete Davidson.
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{quote|How many people even make it to 80?|Ljupco, master [[hypocrite]] {{archive|Lfv7m}}}}

{{squote|WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR PATIENT WANDA NIDA UNDER INTRUSIVE INTUBATION FOR 11 DAYS TO DIE ALL DRIED UP&NEVER CALLED CRITICAL SPECIALIST DOCTOR IVANOV ON TIME&NEVER CONSULTED DOCTOR-PAL FROM HELL MAHER M. NAJJAR? WHY YOU NEVER RETURNED FAMILY'S CALLS??|Ljupco, posting as "''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''"}}

{{squote|SHE DID THAT WITH HER ASSOCIATE DOCTOR FROM HELL "PULMONOLOGIST" MAHER M NAJJAR. VERY RUDE AND COLD PEOPLE, IGNORED US, WANDA'S FAMILY 24/7 BUT KARMA WILL PAY THEM ALL BACK WITH INTEREST, SAME GOES FOR GOTTLIE MEMORIAL ANIMAL HOSPITAL!!! HER REVIEWS BY MANY SPEAK FOR THEMSLEVES: encyclopediasupreme org/babcia/meera_madappallil|Ljupco, posting as "''Tadeusz Ted Nida''"}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:LjupcoAndWanda.jpg|Ljupco partying with Wanda after her funeral.
File:LjupcoPiracy.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{clear}}

== Lubek's Threelogy ==

[[File:LubeksThreelogy.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Hitler]] wrote a book too.]]

On December 4, [[2013]], Ljupco released a 316-page book entitled '''Lubek's Threelogy, the Sweet Science 2'''. The book was published by Trafford Publishing and cost Ljupco at least $549 to publish. Hilariously, the book is now so rare that a single copy could potentially fetch hundreds of dollaroos.

Ljupco refers to the book as a "''[[Retarded|Threelogy]]''" while placing the word "''[[Lord of the Rings|Trilogy]]''" next to it in parentheses, which begs the question of WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT A FUCKING TRILOGY IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU [[Dumbfuck|DUMBFUCK]]? It also demonstrates that Ljupco doesn't know what a trilogy is, as the book is actually separated into three segments that are about Rocky Marciano's boxing career, the death of George Reeves, and the history of people having sex with piano rolls.

{{quote|In this threelogy (trilogy) I want to prove Rocky Marciano's real professional record is 50-0-0. Also it's important to reverse death certificates of both Paul Bern & George Reeves from suicide to death by gunshot only (no need for such stigma when all possibilities of dying are present) & somewhat unravel mysteries of their deaths. That's the only thing we the fans can do for these two individuals. Even if witnesses & suspects were alive today, there is not enough evidence to convict anybody of murder. Both George Reeves & Paul Bern lived & died at the Benedict Canyon & the real causes of their deaths were disgracefully altered by The MGM Fixers: http://encyclopediasupreme.org/Superman/deadbern2.txt But there is so much more to discover in Lubek's Threelogy (Trilogy)!!!|}}

{{clear}}

== MyWikiTism ==

[[File:KohsWikipedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Gregory J. Kohs, twin brother of [[Kurt Eichenwald]].]]

'''[[MyWikiBiz]]''' is a site created on April 27, [[2006]], by '''Gregory J. Kohs''' (a.k.a. '''thekohser'''). Ljupco had two active accounts on the site. '''Boxstuf''' which he registered on March 3, 2011, and '''Books''' which he registered on November 4, 2012.

In [[2014]] a 3 day block on May 1st, a 1 week block on May 26th, and a 1 year block on June 9th. Ljupco began alternating between his two accounts while Greg the dumbass would block his accounts and then unblock them after Ljupco emailed him showing signs of [[Troll's Remorse]].

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: We'll see if a 3-day suspension will get you to stop calling real people "spies", with no documentation|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: Calling people gay, anti-Semites, and inserting "Jew" in too many places where it doesn't belong. I've had enough.|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Something cannot be "102% true". Something is either true (100%) or false (0%).|Gregory Kohs {{archive|96Jij}}}}

{{quote|After numerous, numerous attempts to explain to you why my site should not be used for unsubstantiated defamation against real-named persons, you continued on a track that seemed fixated on gay and Jewish antagonism. I don't want my site heading in that direction, so you are once again blocked -- this time for 12 months. When you return next year, please focus on chess, boxing, and other subjects that don't tempt you to exercise your hate speech. Thank you.|Gregory Kohs {{archive|TNIxj}}}}

{{quote|Email from [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com], referring to owner of MyWikiBiz as "the huge dumbass"|{{archive|hqAvv}}}}

== Ljupco's Big Outback Adventure ==

[[File:KevinBonham.jpg|thumb|Kevin [[Bald]][[ham]], admin of Chesschat.org]]

'''Chesschat.org.au''' (now '''Chesschat.org''') is a chess forum that uses an old version of vBulletin and is meant primarily for chess players of the [[Australian]] persuasion. Around the middle of [[2015]], ''thekohser'' posted a thread about Loopy Ljupco.

{{quote|U BETTER TAKE FAGGOT KOHSER'S THREAD OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE HAPPY LIFE...|Ljupco, getting [[permabanned]] from Chesschat.org {{archive|dDmEo}}}}

{{quote|STUPID ASS BONEHEAD BONHAM, THE JERK WITH NO LIFE AND NO GF!!!|}}

Ljupco eventually ended up doing a [[whois]] search and determined that Kevin Bonham is actually ''[[Indian|Karthick Rajendran]]'',

{{quote|Admin Name: Karthick Rajendran is hiding behind fake name of KEVIN BOMHAM! BOTH ARE SAME PERSON!!!|Ljupco, faildoxing again {{archive|vqOgK}}}}

{{squote|NETLOGISTICS.COM OR NETLOGISTICS.COM.AU HAS SOME BITCH NAMED ABARINA WORKING FOR KARTHICK RAJENDRAN, I THINK CHESSCHAT.ORG.AU IS PART OF NETLOGISTICS.COM, FAG RAJENDRAN HAS SOME OWNERSHIP IN THIS. THESE LOWLIFES SAID THAT IF U DONT HAVE COURT ORDER TO TAKE DOWN PRIVATE INFORMATION LIKE YOUR NAME, EMAIL ADDRESS, HOME ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, THEY CAN NOT DO IT. THAT'S HUGE PILE OF SHIT! BUT STAY AWAY FROM CHESSCHAT.ORG, THESE COCK SUCKERS LED BY KARTHICK DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PRIVACY OR PSYCHOLOGICAL WELLBEING!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|FINAL REMINDER BITCH.IM CONTACTING YOUR IP PROVIDER TO SHUT YOUR SHITTY SITE DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|i promise u, i ll hunt u n haunt u til cows come home motherfucker!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|dont think that u r down under i cant fuk u up!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

== 2 Cool 4 School ==

[[File:JuliusNadas.png|thumb|What a [[COBOL]] programmer looks like.]]
[[File:DoELetterToLjupco.jpg|thumb|200px|DoE letter to Ljupco]]

Ljupco's numerous [[School|academic]] [[failures]] have caused him to go on a decades long crusade against '''Chicago Public Schools''' ('''CPS''') and '''City Colleges of Chicago''' ('''CCC''')

One of Ljupco's most commonly told stories is him whining about getting a bad grade on his fucking [[COBOL]] final because he didn't show up. The teacher, Julius Zoltan Nadas, then "''forced''" Ljupco to take the test the next day.

{{quote|Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence.|Ljupco, on failing COBOL {{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{squote|I had cobol programming with idiot teacher JULIUS NADAS IN THE FALL OF 1998. [[Lie|I WAS PASSING THE COURSE]]. I HAD PERFECT ATTENDENCE EXCEPT FOR ONE DAY. MANY TIMES & [[Wat|ON THE DAY OF THE TEST I TOLD HIM I WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL FOR THE FINAL]]. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT I NOTIFIED HIM THRU FAX BUT IN THE SYLLABUS, THERE WAS NOTHING MENTIONED ABOUT NOT CONTACTING VIA FAX ( I STILL HAVE THE 1998 SYLLABUS). THE DAY AFTER THE TEST I CAME TO TELL HIM I WISH TO TAKE THE TEST NEXT DAY WHEN I WILL BE READY. BUT HE FORCED ME TO TAKE IT IMMEDIATELY & [[No|ILLEGALLY]] AFTER SCHOOL HOURS. [[Lie|WHEN I WAS DONE IT WAS AFTER MIDNIGHT.]]|Ljupco}}

As you can probably already see, the issue here wasn't so much the fact that Ljupco was absent for the final, but rather the fact that he had the [[Balls|sheer gall]] to come in the next day and beg for yet another extension.

{{quote|i was {{sic|searchin|searching}} the net & i came across this link, why do you force students to take tests, totally unprepared, {{sic|illegaly|illegally}} after school hours, {{sic|finishin|finishing}} after midnight?|Ljupco, [[Retarded|cleverly]] [[Poser|posing]] as Wanda Wladyslawa Nida}}

{{quote|I understand your concern. Our school had similar concerns so they investigated the situation.

I was told that the individual responsible for the post had been identified and contacted by our school. [[Fact|It was determined that his accusations were not true.]]|Julius Z. Nadas, on Ljupco being a fucking [[liar]]}}

Ljupco also whines about getting a C in typing (a grade that was fucking generous judging from his current skills) and flunking accounting.

{{quote|Together with Julius Nadas, Charles Guengerich & Wayne Watson are absolute huge ZEROES!!! They did not do anything for me when I was given bad grades. All I ever got was problems, warnings, arrest warrants, etc… Just because I was fighting for what’s right, just because I stood for my principles, my rights, my ethix, my morals. Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence. GUengerish scumbag did not care when I tried to have my illegal grade overturned. THis is amazing. Watson also listened to Guengerich but he also did not do a damn thing for me & for justice. These people r total trash who dont deserve a penny! Wilbur Wright/CCC together with WH Taft/CPS destroyed my, ma’s, grandma’s lifes. Now I have criminal record over nothing. One negative thing led to many other negatice things… 😦|{{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{quote|ceo jackson must change my keyboarding C grade to A. Accounting F must be removed as taft forced me to take this class i didnt need to graduate. Times absent must be corrected. For all of the above i have unshakeable proof!|}}

On March 2, [[2015]], Ljupco was arrested for multiple counts of [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K26.5-3 electronic harassment/disruption of service] {{archive|hVjTO}}

The arrest occurred after someone who was using the name "''Vesna''" and using Ljupco's [[IP address]] sent harassing emails to ''CPS'' and ''CCC'' to complain about Ljupco's inability to get a copy of his diploma.

It is notable that Ljupco had previously used the name "''Vesna Ilich''" when harassing [[Usenet]] chess groups back in [[2002]]. It's also notable that Ljupco published various documentation of his harassment campaign against CPS on Encyclopedia Supreme, including a text file of an "''indepent review''" of the case against him that is definitely written by Ljupco but is signed by "''Vesna Maria Bregovskii''".

Ljupco was convicted on June 17th, at which point he was jailed for somewhere between 3 and 60 days by Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''. It's unclear how long because Ljupco's ramblings are mostly unintelligible.

{{quote|Ljupco was sent to jail on June 17 2015 because of faulty evidence based on email from some "Vesna." IP headers were similar to those of Ljupco but how can they be similar or even same when Ljupco never emailed CPS in tjhe first place?|"''Ferdek S.''", totally not a sockpuppet of Ljupco {{archive|yycD4}}}}

{{quote|Jackson Lewis P.C's Patrick J. Rocks Jr: Rocks put innocent Ljupco Steriev in jail 3 times with his partner Linda K. Hogan, just because they felt like doing it and somehow they came up with fake email IP headers (lets face it, LS was framed by CPS rejects) claiming they were From Ljupco under cover of some "Vesna." How could those headers be from L.S. if he never emailed CPS in the first place? DUH!!!|"''Anita Dolores, The Paralegal''" {{archive|AIaSk}}}}

[[File:WilliamBRaines.jpg|thumb|William B. Raines, the judge who sentenced Ljupco to 60 days in jail.]]

{{quote|ISBE is aware that your prior repetitive telephone calls and intimidating and disruptive approach to Chicago Public Schools (CPS) District No. 299 resulted in your arrest by the Chicago Police Department (CPD) on 3/2/15 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5/26.5-3(a)(2) - Harassment through electronic communications and again on 2/19/16 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5.0/26.5-3(a)(2).|}}

{{quote|i went to jail 3x because of my grades.now i ll fight more than ever to get my hard earned taft transcript corrected, also in memory of my grandma who always made sure i was great student|}}

On February 27, [[2019]], Ljupco was given a year-long ban from the campuses of '''Northeastern Illinois University''' {{archive|6ERpq}}. It's unknown what led to this, but the mugshots are pure gold.

<center>[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool2.jpg|200px]]</center>

== The People vs. Ljupco Steriev ==

[[File:WellDressedLjupco.jpg|thumb|What Ljupco dressed for court might look like. (photo circa [[2012]])]]
[[File:EarlHoffenberg.jpg|thumb|200px|Judge Hoffenberg (the [[old]] one who looks like a [[child molester]])]]

On February 19, [[2016]], after [[LMFAO|being a mostly good boy for half a year]] Ljupco was yet again arrested because he just can't fucking learn to just [[STFU|give it a fucking rest]], this time the arrest was for [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K12-9 threatening a public official] - a result of Ljupco making numerous [[death threats]] against Judge Raines. Ljupco claimed that he was held on "''half a billion dollars bond''" but we suspect that it was actually more like $500,000 or $50,000 and that Ljupco just can't [[math]].

Ljupco's charges were as follows:

* THREATEN A PUBLIC OFFICIAL
* INTIMIDATION - PHYSICAL HARM (2 counts)
* STALKING/CAUSE FEAR FOR SAFETY
* CYBERSTALK/CAUSE PERSON FEAR

Little is known about the actual trial in the case of '''The People of the State of Illinois vs. Ljupco Steriev''', all that we really know is that Ljupco somehow managed to pull an [[OJ]] and ended up getting found not guilty on all 10 counts against him. [[Some argue|Some have speculated that]] the jurors were either legitimately [[retarded]] or they felt sorry for Ljupco and decided to go the jury nullification route rather than risk sending an obviously mentally-ill individual to [[prison]] for 20 years because of some innocent [[email]] [[trolling]] and harmless threats. In reality though, the trial appears to have been a bench trial and the judge was the [[Dead|late]] Earl B. Hoffenberg, a creepy [[old]] [[Jew]] who had probably [[Raped|harassed]] far more people than Ljupco ever did.

[[File:LjupcoNotGuiltyVerdict.png|center|600px]]
[[File:CandyStarr.jpg|thumb|The "''super blonde whore''" Candy Starr with her loving family, something Ljupco [[Forever alone|will never have]].]]

While Ljupco celebrated the verdict as complete vindication, he seemingly failed to notice that while the verdict on 9 of the counts was in fact not guilty, the 10th (a charge of harassment and threatening to kill) was actually not guilty by reason of insanity, which means that the Judge Hoffenberg did come to the conclusion that Ljupco committed the crime he was charged with but also concluded that he was completely off his rocker at the time.

Because one charge resulted in an insanity finding, Ljupco was sent to '''[[Insane|Elgin Mental Health Center]]''' rather than being immediately released. Ljupco, being the mentally [[retarded]] an [[insane]] [[Subhuman|person]] that he is, viewed this as the [[Government]] "''illegally''" holding him in custody beyond his release date. Ljupco also left a glowing review of Elgin where he made [[racist]] and [[sexist]] comments about the [[Korean]] nurses who work there and his case worker, '''Candy Starr'''.

{{squote|There is this insane case worker [[Stripper|Candy Starr]] with co-worker Tom, they ignored me like total crap.
Every time I asked her for something she did not care and when my sick worried mother wanted to
talk to me (since phones were down for long time) and the only way was to talk to me thru her,
[[ho]] refused because: "I DONT ALLOW MY PHONE TO BE USED BY PATIENTS." TSK, TSK, TSK...
She kept me longer than needed in this God forsaken place just to teach me a lesson.
And the nurses are total [[whores]] too (most are from Korea who are killing {{sic|Enlgish|English}}).|Ljupco, on Elgin {{archive|O7iKL}}}}

Even after the verdict, Ljupco failed to learn any lessons, as he still kept on harassing Judge Raines.

{{quote|JUDGE RAINES, NO BRAINS, SUCKS FOREVER, NAME STANDS FOR SHAMEFUL MUD FOREVER!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|Go fuck yourself Lupco|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

{{quote|I know this is you Lupco. This email has been forwarded to the Cook County Sheriffs Police who is investigating you for harassment. I will have you prosecuted. I guarantee it.|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

Raines would later be disciplined for making [[sexist]] comments about [[Bill Cosby]]'s lawyer in [[2022]], which only served to make Ljupco even cockier in his belief that he's actually the good guy in this story.

== Mugshots.com ==

[[File:Hobolubek.jpg|thumb|The mugshot in question.]]
[[File:LjupcoNotGuilty.jpg|thumb|Updated to reflect the [[fact]] that he [[DINDU NUFFIN]].]]

Following Ljupco's release from Elgin Mental Health Center on March 17, [[2018]], he immediately went back on the [[internet]] and began Googling himself like the [[USI|self-obsessed faggot]] he is. He quickly ended up discovering that, shortly after his last arrest, his [[Fugly|ugly mug]] had been posted on '''Mugshots.com''' - a website known for publicly posting people's mugshots and then charging them an [[Taxes|extortion fee]] to get them removed from the site.

As one could probably guess by now, this began Ljupco on a multi-year campaign of electronic harassment against Mugshots.com and its owners.

{{quote|I WAS SENT TO ELGIN HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF COOK COUNTY AND ELGIN IS AN EXTENSION TO COOK COUNTY JAIL. I IWAS LOCKED UP FOR EXACTLY 25 MONTHS: FROM FEBRUARY 17 [[2016]] TO MARCH 17 [[2018]]. MY LIFE IS RUINED. MY MUGSHOTS ARE ALL OVER INTERNET AND ALL BECAUSE I SAID FEW CRAZY WORDS ON JUDGE WILLIAM B. RAINES AND LOUSY PROSECUTION TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND ACCUSED ME [[Fact|I WANTED TO HARM JUDGE, EVEN KILL]]; THAT I WAS THREATENING PUBLIC OFFICIAL, WHICH IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH!!!|Ljupco}}

[[File:ThomasKeesee.jpg|thumb|Thomas Keesee]]

On May 16, [[2018]], '''Thomas Keesee''', the owner of Mugshots.com, was coincidentally arrested in [[Commiefornia]] on charges of extortion related to the site, which just further contributed to Ljupco's [[delusions]] of always being right.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|IOnlyToldHimToKillHimselfOfficer|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|CAREER CRIMINAL THOMAS KEESEE, HE LIED HOW LJUPCO STERIEV THREATENED HIM WITH HIS LIFE, HE EDITTED HIS EMAILS: LJUPCO ONLY SAID HE WISHES KEESEE WOULD KILL HIMSELF|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

|WARNING, WHAT THOMAS KEESEE WROTE ARE ABSOLUTE LIES, MR. LJUPCO STERIEV NEVER THREATENED HIM EXCEPT TOLD HIM, HE WISHES HE COMMITS SUICIDE. THOMAS KEESE IS CON ARTIST, CONVICTED {{sic|STAKER|STALKER}} AND {{sic|WIKIHOMOPEDOITIO|WIKIHOMOPEDOIDIOT}}!!!|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|Everything we wrote is the truth...the truth is never defamation ...we updated Mr Steriev's as per policy...sorry you wanted more. That's not a crime ...See you in court...bring your checkbook ...it's gonna be expensive|Mugshots.com {{archive|pRBtx}}}}

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoInsults|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Re: FAGFUCK, TAKE DOWN STERIEV!|Ljupco Steriev, calling people "''fagfucks''"

|PLEASE CHOKE YOURSELF TO DEATH!THANX!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]]

|U DONT TAKE IT DOWN,U LL GET YOUR GMAIL TAKEN DOWN!|Ljupco Steriev, threatening to get [[gmail]] accounts suspended

|PLAYING ON HIGHWAY IS LOTS OF FUN FOR MUGSHOTS ASSHOLES SUPREME! I ENVY U!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]] again

|HEY ASSHOLE, STERIEV DEFAMER, WHEN WILL YOU FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH {{sic|ALREAY|ALREADY}}?MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER PLACE!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[fuck]] themselves to death

|JUST FUCKING TRY US!Re: PROOF OF NOT GUILTY INCLUDED, take down steriev defamations immediately or face hell of spam until kingdom come!!!|Ljupco Steriev, [[Irony|on being acquitted of electronic harassment]]

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|THERE ARE NO LS {{sic|MUGHOSTS|MUGSHOTS}} ON INTERNET AND IF THERE ARE THEY SAY NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!!!|Ljupco, gloating about his victory {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

== Ljupco vs. Sam Sloan: Round 2 ==

Around 2019, Ljupco began attacking Sam Sloan yet again using multiple accounts. This time Ljupco was far less civil than he was two decades prior, and he resorted to referring to Sloan as a "''CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER''". In reality, Sam Sloan was actually only convicted of charges related to [[child abduction]], and the child in question was his own daughter whom he attempted to abduct from her adoptive parents. Sam does, however, have an apparent penchant for [[Pedophile|photographing underage prostitutes]] and posting about them on his site.

Ljupco would later attempt to blame his actions on his age at the time. Although this is incredibly [[Funny|laughable]] considering that he acts even worse now.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|HeWuzAGudBoi|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|dont judge, he was only 19, young, whatever he did, he deserves forgiveness & here are some of the games he won in match play, thus [[Cheating|inflating his ratings]], he had no idea what awaited him & if he wanted to be 2400, why did he choose 2399?|Ljupco's [[sock]], admitting to cheating {{archive|ipol6}}

|First of all, forgive him what he did, he was 18/19, not even 20. Too young to think of upcoming internet & its wide media reach consequences. We live once but our names are forever.|Ljupco, blaming his youth for behavior that he still exhibits {{archive|eGfK0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|You do not have the permission to post this anywhere or to give it to
anybody, you never had the permission to post that statement I made
back in 4/99, I wrote it in haste, many things I did not even say.
forgot to write and countless many other reasons and things I forgot
to mention... Also I am sure there were some grammar and spelling
mistakes, you should have corrected them ( if you knew how... )|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|I DEMAND YOU IMMEDIATELY STOP SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME ON THE NET AND
SO ON, I WISH I WROTE EARLIER...THIS IS REDICULOUS BEYOND ANY
IMAGINATION... U R OVERDOING IT "PAL"! I AM A VERY MORAL MAN AND I TRY
TO LIVE PROPERLY AND ACCORDING TO THE LAW AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
SPIRITUAL LAW, TO LOVE MY GOD AND MY NEIGHBOUR, SOMETIMES IT'S
IMPOSSIBLE... AND I DONT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE MESS WITH ME, I WILL GO BACK
AFTER THEM TO SHOW OTHERS THEY ARE WRONG AND LOW-LIFE SCUM, THERE IS
NO TIME FRAME, NOW OR MAY BE MANY YEARS FROM NOW, MY MEMORY IS VERY
STRONG, REMEMBER THAT GOOD.|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

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== Predicting the Death of Kobe Bryant ==

[[File:LjupcoKobe.mp4|center|640px]]

== Taking Down ED ==

Following the demise of encyclopediadramatica.online, a user named [[User:Cat|Cat]] joined and put up a page about Ljupco. This was quickly followed by Ljupco making dozens of socks and channeling his inner [[Grawp]] to [[vandalize]] ED's [[Main Page|front page]] while the permissions were still not set up properly. As the permissions were corrected, Ljupco found himself no longer able to slap [[pain series]] and [[kittens]] everywhere and he quickly decided to change up his strategy.

As fucking expected, Ljupco began spamming [[Cloudflare]] with the most retarded accusations that Encyclopedia dramatica was engaging in [[phishing]] and hosting [[child pornography]].

{{squote|HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GET MAD]],[[Internet Tough Guy|I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH]]..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, {{sic|UN|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS {{sic|UPO|UP}}, AS I {{sic|SOEAK|SPEAK}} ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. {{sic|IM|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR {{sic|THANX|THANKS}} TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. [[No|YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR]]. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE {{sic|ACCOUTNS|ACCOUNTS}} IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE [[Over 9000|10000000000000000]] ACCOUNTS {{sic|OIN|ON}} WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS [[LOL|AS OF 2005]], TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME]]...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I {{sic|DIONT|DON'T}} FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING {{sic|WHROE|WHORE}}. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND {{sic|SERE|SEE}} WHAT HAPPENS...|Ljupco, demonstrating what a faggot-ass [[internet tough guy]] sounds like. {{archive|f7QMa}}}}

{{squote|WMFNAZI AND EVEN WORSE, WMFNAMU ARYAN THUS ANTI-INDOGERMANIC ANTANDRUS DAVID CONSTANTLY DENIGRATES ME HERE CONSTANTLY WITH HELP OF FUTURE PERFECT AT SUNRISE AKA LUKAS PIETSCH, ALONG WITH BSADOWSKI1 BRIAN SADOWSKI1, VERMONT CHRISTOPHER GATES, TEGEL, ACHIM55, RADIX, MAJORA, RILEY, NIGOS, DANNYS712, MASUMREZAROCK100 & SCUMBAGS FROM WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA AKA WIKIMEDIA AKA WIKIMEDOIA IN ASSOCIATION WITH EDPEDOS FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, CURSE THEM FOREVER, THERE WILL BE NO FORGIVENESS, EVER!!! DIRTY HOMO PEDOPHILE ZOO PERVERTS!!! MY RIGHTS ARE CONSTANTLY BEING GROSSLY VIOLATED HERE! LAWSUITS ARE PENDING!!!|Ljupco {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

In [[2019]], Ljupco joined [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] as '''Wikiheadhunter''' and proceeded to make some [[Shitty attack article|high quality articles]] about various [[Wikipedia]] admins who pissed him off.

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150645/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150911/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190604151409/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93 https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301152056/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190415225202/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190426105041/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile]

{{quote|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA INGRATE SCUM IS DOWN AS SOMEBODY IS SCREWING THEM & HOPEFULLY THEY LL STAY DOWN FOR GOOD!|"''Gogi Cvika Reeves''" {{archive|J6JQU}}}}

== WikiBeta Cuck ==

'''Wikialpha.org''' was a site very similar to MyWikiBiz that accepted articles on non-notable shit that [[Wikipedia]] wouldn't allow. At some point, Ljupco joined

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|ThisIsYourMother|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Ljupco this is your mother. You need to stop this terrible thing you are doing.|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

|Ljupco Steriev, are you bothering these nice people at WikiAlpha? You need to stop this at once!|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{squote|some guy who kept posting gambling-related pages got pissed off about his pages getting deleted
WikiAlpha does delete - but it's only for really crappy pages like mass gambling spam
so the guy reported Wikialpha to Cloudflare (their host) and said that it was a phishing site
now it's shut down for good
Cloudfare doesn't review complaints properly
they just want to avoid liabilities
because the Wikialpha community portal was spammed by that guy
he kept threatening to report Wikialpha if they keep deleting his gambling pages
he said he potentially lost thousands because of that
and he said he's going to report them for phishing
no one thought he was serious
but he actually did that
a few days before it shut down, there was a "phishing site" warning by Cloudfare|eyecandy2 {{archive|IDTVO}}}}

== Ljupco vs. GOI ==

[[File:SheriffLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco believes himself to be the [[law]]. We believe him to be a massive cum-guzzling [[fag]].]]

On August 15, [[2024]], Ljupco finally realized that [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] had started writing an [[ED]] article on him and proceeded to completely flip his shit.

{{quote|YOUR FUCKING WHORE INTERNETGIRL MADE YOU ETERNAL ENEMY, BLOODY THIRSTY... NOW I HAVE LEGAL TIES WITH WMF... YOU BETTER KILL THIS BITCH GOOD AND RAPE HER HARD AND ALL THE BS SHE DID, AS IM {{sic|NBOT|NOT}} BOTHERING HERE COMING AGAIN TO RV ALL HER BS AND SHE IS ACTUALLY SHEMALE AS IM TRACKED SHEMALE DOWN....AND WE L; TRACK U DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|NFv3u}}}}

{{quote|THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|Edf,we aint {{sic|goint|going}} to bitch about, we wont just take ed down, it will be fucking bloody, girloninternet surely is marked ingrate shemale as we ll fucking find the shemalenn even {{sic|witnesss|witness}} protection program wont save shemale IMMEDIATELY CONFIRN SHEMALE N CAT R PERMANENTLY BLOCKED N ALL L STERIEV SHIT GONE AS WE DONT GET MAD WE FUCKING GET EVEN WITH INTEREST@!@@!|Ljupco, spamming the contact us link}}

== Mental Disorders ==

Since his earliest postings on [[teh internets]], Ljupco has shown extreme signs of suffering from multiple [[mental illness|mental disorders]].

=== Autism ===

The easiest diagnosis we can make on Ljupco is that he suffers from a crippling case of '''[[Autism]]'''. Ljupco constantly shows himself to be completely incapable of engaging in normal or meaningful human interaction.

=== Narcissistic Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco has a very obvious case of '''[[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]''' that shows itself most often when confronted with the reality of what a complete and utter fucking failure he is. Ljupco often feels the need to overembellish his skills and accomplishments. The best examples of this are in his insistence that he the "Big Big Castle" was created by him and that it is the way that [[God]] intended for chess to be played.

=== Schizophrenia ===
As Ljupco's frequent delusions include the belief that he is in a war with Wikipedia, the conclusion of him having schizophrenia is probably reasonable.

=== Multiple Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco appears to suffer from '''[[Multiple Personality Disorder]]''' that most often shows itself when he goes on a [[sockpuppet]] [[spam]]/[[vandalism]] bender.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|MPD|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|LET IT BE KNOWN 1002% THAT LJUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LJUBEK, THEY ARE RELATED THOUGH.|Ljupco's known sock, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

|LJUPCE / LUPCO / LUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LUBEK NIDA - IMHOTEP 2, HIS RELATIVE!|Another of Ljupco's known socks, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also appears to be unable to accept the concept of [[death]], as he often poses as his dead relatives and attempts (while failing miserably) to emulate their personalities. In his delusions, Ljupco reduces his deceased grandfather to a grotesque and one-dimensional caricature - a [[veteran]] who is looking to brutally beat your ass.

== Identifying Ljupco Socks ==

Ljupco can typically be identified by the following habits.

{{co|Habits|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Edit Page|0|

* POSTING IN '''ALL CAPS'''
* Use of '''102%''' or '''1002%''' when insisting that something is true
* Use of '''Wikipedoia''' or '''WIKI-PEDO-IA'''
* Use of '''Wikipedoidiot''', '''Wikifaggot''' or other insults prefixed by "''wiki''"
* Use of '''TONS OF LOLS''' or just '''LOLS'''
* Use of '''career stalker''' (mainly when talking about Antandrus)
* Use of '''as proven''' or '''as proven true'''
* Use of '''we''' when referring to himself
* Use of '''l.s.''' when referring to himself and insisting that he is not Ljupco Steriev
* Use of terms like '''CONVICTED PEDOPHILE''' or '''CONVICTED MURDERER''' when referring to people who aren't either of those things
* Often pretends to be a lawyer or family friend of Ljupco.

|}}

=== Usernames ===

The following are often found in Ljupco's account names.

{{co|Accounts|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Register Account|0|

* Variations of '''Ljupco Jan Steriev'''
* Variations of '''Jan Lubek'''
* Variations of '''John Paul''' or its Polish equivalent '''Jan Pawel'''
* Variations of '''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''' (his grandmother)
* Variations of '''Tadeusz Nida''' (his grandfather)
* Variations of '''Mike''' or '''Michael Harris'''
* Variations of '''BoxingWear''' (mainly on Wikipedia)
* Names that reference '''George Reeves'''
* Names that reference '''Rocky Marciano'''
* Names that reference '''Stan Laurel''' and/or '''Oliver Hardy'''
* Names that reference '''OTR''' ("''Old Time Radio''")
* Names that reference the '''Wikimedia Foundation''' or '''WMF'''
* Names that reference '''Imhotep'''
* Names that reference '''YO GAY MAMA''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names that include '''Nida'''
* Names that include '''Lary''' with one L
* Names that include '''Vesna'''
* Names that include '''Gogi'''
* Names that include '''Cvika'''
* Names that include '''Anita'''
* Names that include '''Adin'''
* Names that end with '''is a faggot''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names of Wikipedia admins, especially '''Antandrus'''

|}}

=== Enemies ===

The following people are known enemies of Ljupco and anyone found bitching about them online is probably Ljupco, he's also known to steal usernames from people he dislikes, especially Wikipedia admins.

{{co|Enemies|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|View User Page|0|

* Wikipedia admin '''Antandrus''' (or "'''David Antandrus'''" to Ljupco)
* Wikipedia admin '''Brian Sadowski'''
* Wikipedia admin and tranny '''Trijnstel'''
* Meta-Wiki admin '''XXBlackburnXx'''
* Wikipedia rollbacker '''PlyrStar93'''
* ED user '''[[User:Cat|Cat]]''', who Ljupco insists is XXBlackburnXx
* ED admin '''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTv]]'''
* Anusha/Ishi Press owner '''Samuel Howard Sloan''' a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''
* Chesschat.org admin '''Kevin Bonham''', who Ljupco refers to as "'''Bonehead'''"
* Chesschat.org admin '''Karthick Rajendran'''
* Pulmonologist '''M. Maher Najjar''', who Ljupco blames for Wanda's death
* Doctor '''Meera George Madappallil''', Najjar's assistant who Ljupco also blames for Wanda's death
* Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''
* '''[[You]]''' Yes you. He knows you have read this article and you’re next!!!

|}}

== Contact Ljupco ==

'''Emails'''

{{co|ActiveEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlubekhere@gmail.com janlubekhere@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lupco4ride44@gmail.com lupco4ride44@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com]

|}}

'''Other Sock Emails'''

{{co|SockEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:cheschamp@hotmail.com cheschamp@hotmail.com]
* [mailto:IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM]
* [mailto:gildyshows@gmail.com gildyshows@gmail.com]
* [mailto:fredcoldstone@gmail.com fredcoldstone@gmail.com]
* [mailto:generalf55@gmail.com generalf55@gmail.com]
* [mailto:mikeharriswdca@gmail.com mikeharriswdca@gmail.com]
* [mailto:macamalena2@gmail.com macamalena2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:dairymarko@gmail.com dairymarko@gmail.com]
* [mailto:sarareinholtz@gmail.com sarareinholtz@gmail.com]
* [mailto:gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com]
* [mailto:cbmibm@gmail.com cbmibm@gmail.com]
* [mailto:chmediavideo2@gmail.com chmediavideo2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:marjamesmar@gmail.com marjamesmar@gmail.com]
* [mailto:rockymemorial@gmail.com rockymemorial@gmail.com]
* [mailto:wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:reeveslives@gmail.com reeveslives@gmail.com]
* [mailto:anitadolanita@gmail.com anitadolanita@gmail.com]
* [mailto:grazkanida@gmail.com grazkanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:tadeusznida@gmail.com tadeusznida@gmail.com]

|}}

== Quotes ==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoHatesAmerica|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|NO WONDER 9-11 HAPPENED (MAINLY BECAUSE OF USA'S BLIND & UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT OF ISRAEL AKA THE 51ST STATE)!|Ljupco

|GOD WILL NEVER AGAIN BLESS USA. AGAIN, IT DOES NOT DESERVE EVEN SHIT MIXED WITH PISS!!!|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

== See Also ==

* [[Terry A. Davis]]
* [[Time Cube]]
* [[Batshit insane]]
* [[Internet Tough Guy]]
* [[EDiot]]
* [[Daniel Brandt]]

== External Links ==
{{PIR}}
{{eduser|Antandrus}}

* {{archive|mJbfl|His bestialitysextaboo.com profile}}
* [https://antagonists.webnode.page NEVER SUPPORT WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA!!!] {{archive|XvKjn}}
* [https://steriev.tripod.com steriev.tripod.com] {{archive|C9Jzi}}
** {{archive|q2Z6v|steriev.tripod.com/Steriev.htm}}
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Talk:Ljupco Steriev

2024-10-21T05:28:14Z

Kurnahusa: /* Encyclopedia Supreme */ Site is coming back in due time after pending lawsuit and there were many visits according to site's visit site count found on wayback machine... but it depands what page and what sub category of page... but it was not filled with hate, also its not just he, there are many others who pretend to be L.S. especially wikinger, then there is essjay, cruzinger, cruizer... L.S. is not GRP or whoever, reason antandrus wrote about is because they hate each other to death (also

== Lupco meets Hitchcock,,, There are many mistakes in this not lulz article but this is worth mentioning... ==

We graduated in computer science. A computer science degree teaches you how to (compile) code and design software.

Here Lupco praises Hitchcock in 1989, double chords played:

youtube.com/watch?v=e2b_WNj1L_0
:Hi Ljupy. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 01:12, 15 September 2024 (UTC)

== Encyclopedia Supreme ==

Are there any more complete archive of it than archive.org and archive.is? [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:40, 19 October 2024 (UTC)
:Not that I think of. The website was really obscure and basically no one visited it back when it was online. However, we can infer that it's probably filled with hate and nonsensical bullshit which, I would doubt anyone would ever read. He sometimes boasts about his websites on Wikipedia and a couple forums. [[User:PowerTrout|PowerTrout]] ([[User talk:PowerTrout|talk]]) 03:06, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

Site is coming back in due time after pending lawsuit and there were many visits according to site's visit site count found on wayback machine... but it depands what page and what sub category of page... but it was not filled with hate, also its not just he, there are many others who pretend to be L.S. especially wikinger, then there is essjay, cruzinger, cruizer... L.S. is not GRP or whoever, reason antandrus wrote about is because they hate each other to death (also there are other antandrs copycats on ed), so the hate site antandrus creatd he uses against anybody he hates...

wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:NKVD_UPROOTED&action=history

put this link into archive.is and you will see clear attacks, full of rage and hatred, there are countless wars between him and antandrus and since 2019 with XXBlackbuirnXx/cat who fucked up wikialpha.org when they were going at it there...
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this is the email somebody sent me on XXBlackburnXx/cat, javaHurricane, Leonidlednev and many others, i removed some info:

'''''XXBlackburnXx/Cat wikifaggot wikimaggot retard who fucked up wikialpha.org - fucked up like his good old dad antandrus david felon/stalker: deluxe collection of utmost wikistupidity,
wikiarrogance, wikignornace, wikicontradictions, wikihypocrisy, PERFECT EXAMPLE OF FUCKED UP WIKIPEDIA ARCHIVE.IS/XSEXQ /Y0BB etc...:

THE infusion and essence of utmost eternal unforgiven wikitrash:: en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ddead (GLOBALLY BLOCKED WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT)
en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/cat en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx /cat https://archive.is/7OkuH
mtarch11 broken dego condom reject thinks he "deleted" the truth.. wow only adds more of wikipedia's utmost stupidity to make my days: Yup 157 year old trap got infusion and essense of mud n shyt
XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly dead cat caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES WHAT WIKIPEDIA STANDS FOR: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80
XXBlackshitXx & his fuckbuddy antandrus (david) restoring bad spelling as correct spelling and vandalizing correct info: https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9382439
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus his r'a'pist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527
https://wikipediasucks.co/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1898&p=19450 wiki-PEDO-ia's top wikidiots XXBlackburnXx, hasley et al... archive.ph/5bVT2 archive.is/pfGuA WIKIPEDIASUCKS FOREVER & EVER DIRECT ACCESS!!!
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA TRIUMVIRATE OF EVIL) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON "BANNED USER" JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]
[[XXXgayphornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]
archive.is/wadEZ antandrus the career stalker became administrator on wikivoyage via drunk ikan kekek thru false manipulations!!!

User talk:Kurnahusa

2024-10-17T22:09:46Z

Kurnahusa: Created page with "WTF EDNIGGERS!!!"

WTF EDNIGGERS!!!