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Power Rangers

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'''Power Rangers''' is a show that [[everyone]] used to watch at least for two years of their life, but will never admit to doing so. First aired on FOX in [[Last Thursday|1993]] when [[you]] where still hoping to get a [[Sega]] for [[Christmas]], [[UnderageB&|assuming]] you were alive then. The show has had many hit-or-miss seasons, two movies with a third one releasing in March 2017 and over 700 episodes, though [[noone]] seems to know why.

The show itself is based mainly on a Japanese show known as Super Sentai. It can pretty much be summed up as [[Sailor Moon]] + [[Voltron]] + [[Crap]] = [[Hard Gay|Power Rangers]].

==Every single episode==
[[File:Austin then and now.jpg|thumb|200px|Fuck your childhood.]]
*Power Rangers as normal faggots.
*Introduce life lesson to be learned.
*Fight those gray clay dudes (win).
*See monster and morph into Power Rangers.
*Fight monster and [[France|lose]] because it's too early.
*Wrestle with issues for ten minutes before coming to conclusion that could have been reached in ten seconds.
*Fight with monster again and seemingly win.
*[[erection|The monster then becomes giant.]]
*Power Rangers summon giant robot.
*Fight the giant monster and destroy half the city then cut it in half with a power sword attack.
*Power Rangers now as normal faggots talk about [[moralfag|what they learned]].
*Next time on Power Rangers ___!

==The Power Rangers==
[[Image:MMPR.jpg|thumb|The original Power Rangers in all of their spandex glory.]]
[[File:Merphin' Term.png|thumb|Kimberly transforms.]]

===The Mighty Morhpin' Power Rangers===
The original Power Rangers were well known for being a clusterfuck of lulzy racist sterotypes, though [[Illiterate|noone]] seemed to care. Supporters of the show said it was an oversight, but we all know it was to teach them the truth.

*'''Red Lion Wild Force Ranger''': Ricardo Medina, the only one of them who can really make his Japanese forbears [http://homicide.latimes.com/post/former-power-rangers-joshua-sutter/ proud] about what he can do with a sword. Has a lifetime exemption to ''never'' argue over a parking space again.

*'''Red Ranger: Jason''': Your typical jock [[normalfag]]. Was a [[Naruto|karate master]] and outdoor sports fan [[IRL]] at time of filming. He somehow became a fatass after quitting and a paramedic to boot.

*'''[[Nigger]] Ranger: Zack''': Portrayed by a black person whose suit was also black. He's good at hip-hop dancing and incorporates it into fighting. Also, he has the only weapon that turns into a gun.

*'''Blue Ranger: Billy''': Only one with half a brain. Closet Homosexual and supernerd.

*'''Yellow Ranger: Trini''': Portrayed by an [[Asian]] woman (coincidence?). [[Wut|Also known as "The Other Girl".]] Died in a car accident in 2001 that was arranged by FOX executives as a not too subtle apology for featuring so many revolting minorities on a kids show. She was later cremated (on September 10, 2001, no less) and fed to Zordon, because anything from Asia is an aphrodisiac once it's turned into powder.

*'''Pink Ranger: Kimberly''': The most confusing ranger of all. Always confused the group by not being in the kitchen, though the more [[Manchild|astute fans]] were clever enough to realize that this is because she has a penis. [[Agony In Pink|Was later tortured to death by Tortura.]]

*'''Green Ranger: Tommy''': Only present to meet the [[spic]] quota (are you starting to get the subliminal message yet?). Had a sweet ponytail and betrayed the other guys about a thousand times, but they always let him come back because... well... who else was going to mow their lawns? Later became the [[I see what you did there|Red Ranger]] in ''Zeo''.

*'''Cracker Ranger: "Same guy as above"''': Originally from [[Shit nobody cares about|Dairanger]] and introduced to the west as an upgrade for Tommy as he became leader after Jason, Zack and Trini fucked off to [[Switzerland]].

*'''Zordon''': A giant face in a tube that gives orders. <s>Later on we find out he just an old man in a bag.</s> Also a [[Racist]], probably due to the fact that he's like 8-million-years-old or something.

*'''Alpha''': Zordon's [[gay]] little bitch robot. Gayer than C-3P0 and the Blue Ranger combined. Had a nipple-shaped head and ran around saying "Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!"

*'''Lord Zedd''': The main bad guy from season two to three. Had his skin inside-out and wore a silver thong. He also wore an S&M mask with a [[penis]] on top of it.

*'''Rita Repulsa''': The original bad guy despite having a vagina and a really annoying voice. Later replaced by Zedd, but fans complained, so she later came back and lost her virginity to Zedd.

[[Shit nobody cares about|No one cares about the rest.]]

===The Sentai Rangers===
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====Showa Era====
*'''Himitsu Sentai Gorenger''' the first super sentai seires in 1975. 5 people in the millitary become the gorengers, while the black cross army tries to assrape the world to death. Also the 1st kirenger's actor becomes an hero in 1978.

*'''J.A.K.Q Dengekitai''' 4 random people are recruited and turned into cyborgs, and become card themed rangers, then a 5th ranger named Big One, the white ranger joins to stop the earth from being raped to death. The Villian orginization called Crime replaces the black cross army, Crime tries to rape the world to death, but only to get raped by JAKQ in the final episode.

*'''Battle Fever J''' Marvel was involved with this seires, 5 people become superheroes, battle cossack dies/gets raped to death by the footsoldiers in 1 episode. The first seires with a giant robot. Also the mentor's actor dies after the turn of the millenium 1 year before the lulzy event of 9/11 on september 11, 2000, we're not joking.

*'''Denshi Sentai Denziman''' 5 people transform with rings, we're not kidding.

*'''Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan''' The last seires produced partially by marvel, unfortunately, america was a shithole at the time, no american tv networks would pick up the seires because they thought it was gay, but in reality, they were just too retarded to air the seires.

*'''Dai Sentai Goggle V'''
The villian orginization raped multiple ancient civilizations, then 5 random people are recruited to rape and murder the deathdark, the evil orginization.

*'''Kagayaku Sentai Dynaman''' the seires was dubbed into english, the english dub was a comedic dub and a pre-internet shitpost on night flight.

*'''Choudenshi Bioman'''
5 people are recruited to stop a group of faggots called Neo Empire Gear. Yellow 4 gets raped to death in 1 episode, then gets replaced, Haim Saban discovered this seires, and tried to adapt it but the faggot tv channels decided to reject him.

*'''Dengeki Sentai Changeman''' 5 people use the powers of european mythical animals to fight the faggot villians and get gassed up during the transformation sequence.

*'''Choushinsei Flashman''' 5 people become the flashmen, despite the fact that the team has 2 women in it. Red Flash, the red ranger almost dies in 1 episode.

*'''Hikari Sentai Maskman''' 5 people get recruited using mystic powers to transform, but a green ranger, X1 Mask joins their team, after 1 episode, he decided to quit like a total pussy.

*'''Choujuu Sentai Liveman''' after some random faggot decides to kill 2 people, the liveman's friends, 3 people become liveman. Despite the team having 1 female member.
====Heisei era====
*'''Kousoku Sentai Turboranger''' 5 people get recruited by a random fairy to become the turborangers, some random student that goes to school with the turborangers steals the blue ranger's turbo brace and become blue turbo, but is unable to fight back like a total pussy

*'''Chikyuu Sentai Fiveman''' 5 siblings become the fivemen, even though theres 2 women in the team, then gangrapes the Galactic Imperial Army Zone, but fivered gets murdered in 1 episode, only to get resurrected.

*'''Choujin Sentai Jetman''' 5 random people in japan become Jetman, [[Douchebag|Gai Yuki]] is a gambler who clocks out of jetman like a total pussy, hes a douchebag at the begining of the seires, then he decided to rejoin jetman and save the world.

*'''Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger''' the first seires to be adapted into power rangers, also, dragonranger gets raped to death by some candle that melts the wax which rapidly kills him.

*'''Gosei Sentai Dairanger''' Haim saban was too much of a pussy to use the dairanger suits and ground battle footage other than the ground battle footage of kibaranger and the kibaranger suit, as well as dairenoh, the mecha of dairanger. Also Daigo/Shishiranger's actor becomes an hero 20 years later.

*'''Ninja Sentai Kakuranger''' Saban decided to turn them into aliens in mighty morphin alien rangers.

*'''Chouriki Sentai Ohranger''' 5 pilots become the ohrangers. Then proceed to rape the evil robots trying to attack tokyo, also saban called kingranger, a black sixth sentai ranger a gold ranger to act retarded, because of the gold sheild on kingranger.

*'''Gekisou Sentai Carranger''' had a sexy villian that got replaced with an equally sexy villian named divatox, also had a white ranger, it has a fucking cat robot, we're not kidding. Also the blue ranger is a teenager in this seires instead of a 12 year old in pr turbo. Also had a group of evil ranger faggots called gangranger who would become gangraped.

*'''Denji Sentai Megaranger''' A video game sentai seires where the blue ranger groped the grunt's balls and dick in one scene.

*'''Seijuu Sentai Gingaman''' an animal themed sentai where the gingamen, dispite having a woman in the team, gangrape the faggot pirates trying to take over earth. This seires also had a sexy female villian slut who is a porn actress irl.

*'''Kyukyu Sentai GoGoV''' A group of firefighters fight a bunch of demons that try to rape their buttcheeks. Has a sexy female villian slut who isnt a porn actress irl.

*'''Mirai Sentai Timeranger''' The turn of the millenium happened, so they made a seires that would sometimes take place 1 thousand years in the future in 3000, 4 people from the future go to 2000 in a time machine vehicle and Don Dolnero was a fucking mastermind, but his pr version was a complete fucking retard. The timerangers would eventually assrape most of the londerz family, the criminal orginization in timeranger.

*'''Hyakujuu Sentai Gaoranger''' The Gaorangers are 5 fucking people that have animal spirits, in one episode, the blue, black, yellow, and white rangers get murdered and assraped to death by a monster, only to get revived moments later.

*'''Ninnpu Sentai Hurricanger''' Another Ninja Themed Season for 2002. Has a slut villian to masturbate to. The Gouraigers rape the hurricangers before joining them.

*'''Bakuryu Sentai Abaranger''' A dinosaur seires with fucking henshin devices that speak to you and dinosaurs you can ride. Also has a white ranger that raped the rangers before joining them, much like the last season.

*'''Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger''' A police themed sentai season with 2 sluts on the team and some dog that Disney changed the design for no reason in power rangers spd.

*'''Mahou Sentai Majiranger''' Basically the same as Power Rangers Harry Potter Force, only a year older than it.

===The Akiba Rangers ([[unemployed|unofficial]])===
*'''Akiba Red''': [[Futurama|The star clown and the nerd of this show. A 23-year-old man who still lives in his mom's basement and works as a delivery boy in Akiba. He has no life because he spend his day watching <s>Power Rangers</s> Super Sentai and masturbates to shiny robot girls.]] Later got a new power level after merged with his robotic waifu.

*'''Akiba Blue''': Delicious 16-year-old tomboy jailbait who is Akiba Red's first bottom bitch. Likes to kick people's asses with her martial art, even though women can't fight. Was later killed and replaced by Luna in season two. She's basically the retard that serves no purpose other than to pursue a life of a popular idol that has nothing to do with being a Ranger.

*'''Akiba Yellow''': A 23-year-old female otaku who likes to cosplay and draw manga about Sentai yaoi. She was supposed to be the retard of the show until she got replaced by Luna for that role in the second season.

==Length==
It has [[moar]] series' and spin-off's than Menudo has members. It's not like anyone cared after the original pink slut ranger left, anyway. Except the [[16_year_old_girl|16-year-old]] [[Ship|Green/Pink Ranger shippers]], of course. Seriously, [[At least 100|at least 100%]] of all fanfiction from this series is about Green and Pink being [[emo]] over each other for breaking up between the original series and ''Zeo''.

==List of Power Rangers series==
[[Image:triptf.jpg|thumb|[[Asian]] Rangers have green hair because fangirls think it's SUPER [[Kawaii|KAWAII]]! Seriously...they do.]]
[[Image:shitlikethismakeskidsfurry.jpg|thumb|A [[furry]] encounter in ''Power Rangers SPD''.]]
[[File:WHITEPOWERranger.jpg|thumb|right|WHITE POWER RANGER]]

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Season One''': Mindless beat-em up action with spandex, plastic weapons, giant robots and monsters.

*'''MMPR Season Two''': They replace the Black guy with a [[Korean]], the [[AZN|Asian]] girl with a black girl and the Red dude with a beaner. Cause the original Red was like "I want a raise", so he got fired and the black guy was like "Ah hell no boy, if he goes I go." They fired the Asian girl cause they felt like it. They refused to use the dairangers except for kibaranger because they were pussies that didnt wanna lose any toy sales. Aparently the characters become the omega rangers after 3 actors got let go 30 years prior.

*'''MMPR Season Three''': The Rangers become KKK Ninjas and get an Australian whore. The seires is based on Ninja Sentai Kakuranger, but yet only used ninjaman who would become ninjor, ninjor is some faggot that was trapped in a vase.

*'''Might Morphin' Alien Rangers''': Barely exists. Also, the Yellow Ranger is a male in this mini-series. The Sentai is Ninja Sentai Kakuranger, but the rangers arent ninjas, they are fucking aliens that constantly need water.

*'''Power Rangers Zeo''': They replace animals for shapes so they can reverse what the fanfic writers did. Former Red guy comes back as Gold guy to try to take revenge on the White guy turned new Red guy for his sodomized buttcheeks. Former Red guy fails, loses his powers and becomes [[an hero]].

*'''Power Rangers Turbo''': This season has a [[13-year-old boy]] for the Blue Ranger, the enigmatic [[Badass|Phantom Ranger]], space pirates and the greatest thrashing by said pirates against the Rangers for the season finale.
**Also, they were baked into a giant pizza one time. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG-B2aJTmwY/ No, seriously.]

*'''Power Rangers in [[Star Wars|Space]]''': Dark Spectre caused 9/11. HOLY SHIT! ANDROS KILLS ZORDON!

*'''Power Rangers Lost Galaxy''': Jihad Stingwingers cause 9/11 again and it's up to the Rangers in a big floating root beer barrel to save their ship from space terrorists.

*'''Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue''': They use the same races for each colour as the previous series and has a [[badass]] Red Ranger. Also includes the Titanium Ranger that was in only five episodes due to budget reasons.

*'''Power Rangers [[Doctor Who|Fuck Up Our Timeline]]''': Police from the future recruits local rich boy to help [[Pokémon|catch em' all]]. Unironically, 9/11, again, happened.

*'''Power Rangers [[Hippie]] Force''': Where an abridged version of [[Rickroll|Never Gonna Give You Up]] is the catchphrase. Had a [[crossover]] with [[over 9,000]] Red Rangers who all gang-raped the Big Bad Beetleborgs. The first show made by [[Disney]], as well as the last season filmed in Los Angeles.
**[[Epic Red Ranger Manoeuvre|Also, the Red Ranger from this show just got arrested for killing his roommate.]]

*'''Power Rangers [[Ninja]] Storm''': Includes several [[wapanese]] and an Asian that acts white. Plus, their leader is a talking hamster! The show is now filmed in [[New Zealand|New Zealand]]. The wonders Lord of the Rings, Hercules, and Xena can do... also, the red ranger becomes an hero.

*'''Power Rangers Dino Thunder''': Throwback to the original cause they ran out of ideas. HOLY SHIT! TOMMY COMES BACK AS THE BLACK RANGER!

*'''Power Rangers [[STD]]''': Where the Green Ranger says [[Cum|Buttery]] and everyone thinks its funny. Includes multiple [[furry]] encounters (FYI, their boss is that dog guy in the picture and his assistant is a [[catgirl]]). It's shit like this that turns kids into furries when they grow up.
**Also, the Yellow Ranger became a stripper. [http://www.missmayburlesque.com/ Fap away!]

*'''Power Rangers [[Harry Potter]] Force''': The Rangers are [[The Wizard|wizards]] and fight other wizards. HOLY SHIT! RITA REPULSA IS THE MYSTIC MOTHER!

*'''Power Rangers Operation Overdrive''': The one where the Nigger Ranger is actually a nigger for the first time since Mighty Morphin. Not so coincidentally, he's also a thief.

*'''Power Rangers Jungle [[Furry]]''': Oh shit, furries have invaded Power Rangers! The Sentai was called Juken Sentai Gekiranger and had a bunch of [[Furry]] Martial Arts masters.
**Now in Jungle Fury, it's a bunch of martial arts students saving the world from the furry menace as they work for a white [[kung fu]] master that owns a pizza parlour. Said master is also the son to one of the furry masters.

*'''Power Rangers RPM''': The world is assraped to death by a computer [[virus]]. The Rangers here are composed of a Blue Ranger that speaks in [[Woll smoth]], a Black Ranger who is a cyborg with [[emo|amnesia]] that gets more character development than all the other rangers combined and the worst sixth rangers ever. Its a seperate universe from the other shows, the blue ranger is scottish, which became a meme. And some hot slut robot named [[Waifu|Tenaya 7]] was the fanservice for teenagers and adults.

*'''Mighty Morphin Rerun Rangers''': After Disney said fuck you to Toei they decided to start showing reruns of the first season with shitty tacked on effects from Windows Movie Maker. [[Win|Disney then lost the rights to Power Rangers.]]

*'''Power Rangers Samurai''': [[jew|Saban]] got back the rights because he thought Disney didn't exploit it properly. It's a [[Shit nobody cares about|carbon copy of Shinkenger]], and thus hated by the fanbase even though Time Force was a carbon copy of Timeranger and fans ate that shit up.

*'''Power Rangers [[Gay|Super]] Samurai''': <s>The word "Super" in the title is because of Nick's idiotic decision to split one season into two; meaning that it will take two years for a season to run rather than the standard one.</s> Because they're money grubbing whores, Saban and Nickelodeon took the last half of Shinkenger and adapted it into it's own season. Actors were better, but perv fanboys still wanted to fuck the [[Asian|Pink]] and [[Jailbait|Yellow]] Rangers to kingdom come.

*'''Power Rangers Megaforce''': The 20th Season. When it started, [[Fanboy|fanboys]] said "ZOMG!!!!! wHy dIdN't SaBaN uSe tEh GoKaIgEr FoOtAGe!!!!1111 GoSeIgEr iZ tEh [[Hott|sUxXorZ]]!!!!!!!!!111111111" When the cast was revealed, they were like, "ZOMG!!!!!!1111 I wAnT tO SeXxXxXxXxXxXx tEh YeLloW rAnGeR!!!!!!!!111111111111" And when the first episode aired, they were like "ZOMG!!!!!1111111 sAbAn iZ uSiNg tEh LeGeNd WaR fOoTaGe fRoM tEh GoKaIgErZ!!!!!!!!!!11111111"
**They have a bigger version of their morphers as their mentor and the [[Retard|retarded]] love child of Johnny 5 and WALL-E as the Alpha for this season.

*'''Power Rangers Super Megaforce''': The Megaforce Rangers can now turn into all the other rangers. The Black Ranger also becomes the Green Ranger, which makes no fucking sense. But as long as Saban gets that money, he really doesn't give a shit. Fanboys are also butthurt just because only ten former actors are coming back. Fans also got really pissed when Sentai suits were used, especially the ones made before Zyuranger, who aren't supposed to exist in this continuity.
**HOLY SHIT! THE SEASON FINALE SUCKED!

*'''Power Rangers Dino Charge''': The 21st season and [[Shit nobody cares about|the third dino-themed season.]] Again, like with all seasons, fans are pissed because this is the first instance where a Sentai season will be skipped over. Seriously, this damn fandom is made up of whiny manchildren. But it's okay because Judd Lynn is coming back. You know, the same guy who people hated during the later half of RPM.

*'''Power Rangers Dino Supercharge''': Hey, at least it's not called Super Dino Charge. Some progress is better than none, I suppose. Oh yeah, and dinosaurs didn't go extinct.

*'''Power Rangers Ninja Steel''': Because regular steel just isn't enough to kill the pesky space aliens. Also, the sixth ranger is a golden [[Brokeback Mountain|cowboy]] who's essentially a stereotype of what Japan thinks of America. So much for the era of [[Social Justice|"Social Justice"]]. The villains of the series run an intergalactic game show... yeah... an intergalactic game show. Talk about running out of ideas. But at least the rangers have ninja sword chainsaws, so it balances out.

*'''Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel''': Hey, if regular Ninja Steel can't kill those pesky aliens, SUPER Ninja Steel damn sure will!!! The 25th anniversary of Power Rangers, even though it's highly unlikely it will be acknowledged... last appearance of jason david frank in actual footage years before he got the [[Golden iPod]].

*'''Power Rangers Beast Morphers''': After seven years, Go-Busters FINALLY gets the Power Rangers adaptation that fans will hate when the show is only a few episodes in. Everyone's also happy that Bandai America is not making toys anymore, being replaced by Hasbro, the company responsible for [[Bronies]].

*'''Power Rangers Dino Fury''': The fourth, no fifth dinosaur-themed season. It's the first season to have a female green ranger. Trumptards made a fuss since the green ranger had a skirt, and took it off. The seires is an adaptation of Kishiryu Sentai Ryusoulger, the japanese counterpart has a male green ranger. Also the last season to air on Nickelodeon. People thought that this would be the last season to adapt from Sentai, which was wrong. Also, has the first black guy as a sixth ranger. Man, checking off those woke boxes... Also Zayto, the red ranger sacrifices himself in the final episode, then gets revived as a white ranger.

*'''Power Rangers Cosmic Fury''': an adaptation of Uchuu Sentai Kyuranger that will only use the mecha and zord battles from Kyuranger, and uses original suits, which pissed some power rangers fans off. They raped Kyuranger by only taking the zords. The pink ranger becomes the leader, then proceeds to rape lord zedds army, also, the faggot nerd billy comes back as a main character. The green ranger is lesbian, her girlfriend is the orange ranger.

*'''Power Rangers Rail Riders''': since Hasbro was retarded enough to not adapt various sentai series, zenithmedia adapted toqger, the adaptation is basically the same as its 2010s Japanese counterpart, but with swearing, dark humor, and even more blood than super sentai ever used.

*'''Power Rangers Beast Hunters''': since both saban and hasbro were too retarded to adapt zyuohger, an upcoming season solves the Faggotry done by hasbro and saban.

*'''Power Rangers Cosmos''': season that will be released in 2026 or 2027, to make up for Simon Bennett's Retarded decision to not adapt the entire super sentai season, which was uchuu sentai kyuranger.

*'''Power Rangers Underworld'''- since the retarded faggot Simon Bennet refused to adapt Lupinranger VS Patoranger, ZenithFilms started a project to adapt the sentai that were skipped over because of saban and Hasbro's laziness.

*'''[[otaku|Akiba Ranger]]''': Ran for two seasons. A parody to everything above. This time, it sets in the land of the degenerates: [[Japan|Akihabara]]. The show stars with only three rangers who are unofficial because they are all losers living in basements. The trio now must fight against da evil corporation jews led by some hot mama slut who is a porn actress irl.
**In a typical episode pattern, the Rangers will encounter a new asshole that tries to destroy Akiba, the heroes and villains clash, Akiba Red will make a reference to everything above just like how Family Guy kept making unfunny reference to Movies and TV, then the villain is defeated by the Rangers' finish move. If not, then they'll burrow the already existing power of other rangers mentioned above because they are unofficial and they suck.
**Akiba Red later fucked the world by breaking the fourth wall, thus creating a time paradox and eventually found the creator of this piece of shit show, who is also the creator of the official Sentai. Akiba Blue was later replaced by some mentally retarded pop idol in season two.

==The movies==
In an attempt to make more $$$, FOX released two movies to the big screen and grossed over 60 million dollars mainly due to all the parents who paid the 10 bucks a pop to sit in a room full of screaming kids and watch a bad movie about a bad show rather then just [[molest]] their kids like they should have. Hasbro in 2024 decided to go completly retarded and not have any projects, because of the faggot chris cocks.

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie''': This is the REAL storyline: A giant egg hatches a purple man named Ooze who looks like Ozzy Osbourne mixed with a goat. Ooze traps Zedd in a snowglobe and starts handing out "[[cum|Ooze]]" to [[lolis]]. The ooze given to the lolis then turn their parents into [[zombies]].
**The Power Rangers come to save the day and in doing so get their asses kicked as the command center gets Hurricaned Iked to much [[lulz]]. Zordon is almost [[killed]], causing the Rangers to lose their power and we find out the face in the tube was nothing more then an [[old]] man in a bag. The rangers somehow teleport to and unknown planet and become [[Ninjas]] with help from a scantily clad woman. The rangers then come back to earth defeat ooze in outer space by using a comet. I shit you not.
**The zombie spell is broken and everyone lives happily ever after. The only memorable part is when Jump Around by House of Pain plays.

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''': Also known as '''Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie''', or simply [[shit]].
**Unlike the first movie, FOX wouldn't even spring for CG effects or good outfits. The actors had to wear spandex and the robots where just costumed actors. No one saw this move partly due to the fact that FOX wouldn't even pay for advertising, and secondly because it was shit. The Rangers go around chasing a [[Pirate]] who is chasing a [[Wizard]]. Seriously. Jason and Kimberly die but only for a half a second before being brought back to life. Watching this movie may make you contemplate suicide.

*'''Power Rangers: Clash of the Red Rangers -- The Movie''': **Third film where the rpm red ranger teams up with the samurai rangers and gangraped proffessor cog and some faggot with wheels on his arms., it is an adaptation of Samurai Sentai Shinkenger vs. Go-onger: GinmakuBang!! and Samurai Sentai Shinkenger the Movie: The Fateful War, but didnt include the other rpm rangers, the red ranger was too much of a pussy to unmorph in the prime universe despite the rpm universe being brutally raped by AI.

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: [[Iron Man|Iron Man]] Force'''... Or just '''Power Rangers'''... Doesn't really matter at this point.
**Fourth movie to come out. The Ranger suits look like Iron Man ripoffs. HOLY SHIT!!!11111 [[The Hunger Games|Elizabeth Banks]] from the [[Shit no one cares about|Pitch Perfect]] movies is playing Rita Repulsa!!!!11111 Though she looks like [[Slut|Poison Ivy]] from [[Batman]] had sex with a [[Transformers|Bayformer]]. Also, the Blue Ranger is a black guy and the Black Ranger is [[azn|asian]]. The Yellow Ranger is some sort of [[jailbait|teen Pop Star]], or something, and the Red and Pink Rangers are just there. Zordon is played by [[Breaking Bad|Bryan Cranston]], which leads fanboys to think this movie will be dark and serious...just because a dramatic actor is playing Zordon... Yeah...

*'''Power Rangers Gem Paladins''': film that adapts several episodes of Mashin Sentai Kirameiger, [[lol wat|since zenithfilms didnt feel like turning it into a series.]]

*'''Mighty Morphin Power Rangers:Once And Always''': truy trang died in 2001, trini gets murdered and her daughter minh takes her place, also, the faggot david yost returns.

==Power/Rangers==
Power/Rangers is a grimdark parody/tribute to The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers by Joseph Kahn and Adi Shankar.

It was removed from YouTube and Vimeo by the killjoys at Saban Entertainment, once again proving that copyrights serve corporations at the expense of true artists who can do more in fifteen minutes than what Saban did in two hour-and-half-long feature films. In addition, Kahn and Shankar apparently can't base their work on a work that Saban based on a work from Japan.

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==Hasbro Era==

[[File:Chris Cocks Faggot.jpg|right|thumb|the asshole himself]]
In 2018, Hasbro Bought Power Rangers, not much different from the Neo Saban era, but more hype from Beast Morphers, in [[2022]], some retarded faggot with a hilarious name [[Powerword|Chris]] [[Cocks]] became ceo, he has became the biggest [[lolcow]] in multiple fandoms, including the Power Rangers, [[Transformers]], and [[Bronyfags]] communities. Being trolled endlessly for lowering the quality of toys and preformances of TV Shows owned by Hasbro.

Call him chris cocklicker/sucker and/or say Fire Chris Cocks and he'll likely be pissed.

He is cheap as fuck, meaning he only cares about saving money rather than improving the company and their products.

==Videos==
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|<youtube>7fzdDjlNOVg</youtube><center>'''Every episode in a nutshell.'''</center>
|<youtube>Ts-UJK6dRK8</youtube><center>'''Gay Black Rangers.'''</center>
|<youtube>knCgfHwYJEY</youtube><center>'''White Power!'''</center>
|<youtube>bUTc7z3J7xY</youtube><center>'''An average day for the Black Ranger.'''</center>
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==Gallery==
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Image:Greenranger.jpg|LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
Image:Rangerswithweapons.jpg|Yo, that nigger has an axe!
Image:putty.jpg|[[LOL WUT|THUHBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!!]]
File:Linkaragreenranger.jpg|Typical Power Rangers viewer.
Image:bulkandskull.jpg|The true stars of the show, Bulk and Skull.
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Image:Zedd.jpeg|Is there a penis on my head?
Image:Hurricanger34.jpg|''Power Rangers'' [[Rule 34]], by the Japanese.
Image:Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers_(E).005.jpg|The video game adaptation basically involved killing a certain number of [[fags]] dressed in purple spandex. Note the huge bulge on Kimberly.
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==See also==
* [[Epic Red Ranger Manoeuvre]]: A meme that this franchise created.
* [[Kamen rider|Kamen Rider]]
* [[Linkara]]: Spent shit tons of cash on a [[cosplay|Green Ranger costume]] [[fat|that barely fits him]].
* [[Power Rangers/Agony In Pink]]: [[Win|Banned in Australia.]]
* [[Ryulong]]
* [[The Unknown Autobot]]: Another very big fan of <s>Power Rangers</s> the Sentai series.
* [[Disney]], once owned PR.
* [[Marvel]]
* [[DC]]
* [[Ultraman]]
* [[Godzilla]]

==External links==
* [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/hopr Linkara's History of Power Rangers]: Not really that necessary since you just wasted several hours reading this article.

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Gackt

2025-07-19T10:12:17Z

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[[Image:Gackt14.jpg|thumb|[[PROTIP]]: If a Japanese man has blond hair, he's a [[Dragonball Z|Super Saya-jin]], do not attempt to fight Gackt]]
'''Gackt''' is the most wanted man (wait, it's a [[man]]?) in [[Japan]]-world, due to receiving enough [[Michael Jackson|plastic surgery]] to look like a Bishi [[anime|anime character]]. He has a pretty good voice for an [[Asian]], and may very well be one of the biggest [[IRL Troll|IRL trolls]] for his ability to trick millions of people into thinking he has "talent." [[Some argue]] he hasn't written anything successful since [[french|Le Ciel]], though [[Bel-Air]] remains his greatest work.

He is officially more overated than [[Gundam]]. Other than the fact that he can sing in a high pitch for long periods (kind of like a twisted Japanese version of Mariah Carey) he has very little real use besides taking it [[in the ass]] which is pretty [[hott|hot]].

He enjoys wearing tight clothes, and boasts about his "[[penis|magnum]]," leading all his teenage fangirls across the world to assume that he's as hung as a horse (which can sometimes be seen when he is wearing super tight pants). But fact is, he's Asian. And everyone knows because Asian men do enough [[buttsex]] as it is, [[God]] denied them big dicks to do it with. Gackt's of course, is especially minuscule. Apparently, it's well known that he can do the splits perfectly, the reason why being his freakishly small junk seems to bulge more while he does it. Magnum indeed. When he realizes someone's figured out his tiny secret, he'll probably go write a shitty ballad about it.

Gackt is [[batshit]]. Just because he sucks he thinks he's a vampire and doesn't like to be in direct sunlight. He also believes that he is fluent in English. When he goes to performances and talk shows, he becomes an [[uber]] [[diva]] and demands the lights be dimmed in his glorious presence. He also happens to be a [[lolcow|perfectionist]], and when he discovers that someone is better at something than he is, he obsessively strives to become [[attention whore|better than the other person]]. Despite what he's fooled the fangirls into thinking with [[Internet Disease]] and whore makeup, he's isn't very good-looking. To be more precise, he looks like what most J-Rocker males look like; a heroin-addicted woman.

In short: Gackt is the Japanese version of [[Johnny Depp]].

[[Image:WHUTTHEFAG.jpg|thumb|Gackt is also a transgender. Come on, you didn't suspect it?]]
==Fandom==

<s>Fatgirls</s>[[Fangirls]] across the world seem to give Gackt the credit he deserves though, without realizing it. By writing erotic stories about him [[dicking]] mute [[transvestite|trannies]] or taking it [[in the ass]] from other [[JROCK]]er males, specifically Hyde from the band L'Arc~en~Ciel because of their close relationship, Gackt also seems to have the best fandom since his fangirls can actually write. Their adventures have also been made into a movie, ''[[NAMBLA|Moonchild]]''. In case you can't tell, it's awesome and they seem to have unlimited supplies of cigs. If it were ever broadcast outside of Japan (it was), it's likely the sound of millions of pale, ill-kept, [[centipede filled vagina]]s being abused would resonate through most of the continent, forcing the closure of most major businesses and government offices, and driving some meeker souls to [[Suicide|seppuku]].

Unfortunately next year, GACKT will be starring in an American. He will be [[rape|playing the role of]] Yoshi, friend of main character the drifter.

Although the Gackt fandom in and of itself is disturbingly dedicated (they become rabid easily, and thus very good for [[trolling]]), it must be stated that the fan fiction written for him is usually the best-done smut found on the LiveJournal.(good stuff)

In other words it's like looking at a brilliantly inspired painting of [[Goatse]].

[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=158505144 Jeffree Moon]
Famous JSTAR wannabe; is an adamant GACKT fan and lists him as one of his MANY crap inspirations...

Real quotes throughout Gackt-DUM:

#"OH MY GACKT!"
#"SOOOOOOOOO Orgacktmic!"

== Gallery ==
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Image:Gackt.jpg|Photoshop is so KAWAII!
Image:Plastic_surgery_rocks!.jpg| No plastic surgery here.
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== Videos ==
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=See Also=
*[[Elton John]]
*[[Wapanese]]
*[[Japan]]
*[[JROCK]]
*[[J-Pop]]
*[[Fangirl]]
*[[shounen]]
*[[emo]]
*[[goth]]
*[[Kamen Rider]]
*[http://www.joostmaglev.com/ This retard thinks he's Gackt]Also remember to TROLL THE FUCK out of his YouTube page!
*[http://www.noiremusick.net/viskei/jrock.htm A typical debate concerning Gackt]
 
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Kpop

2025-07-19T10:09:24Z

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[[File:DatKoreanAss.gif|thumb|Fans listen to it for the [[ass|plot]]]]
[[File:Psy.jpg|thumb|[[ALL CAPS|OPPA GANGNAM STYLE]]!!!]]
[[File:K pop 4minute 504.gif|thumb|right|300px|All the bouncing is a waste of their time when none of them have any tit]]
[[File:Gangnam-Hump.gif|thumb|No exceptions.]]
[[File:blaxygirls.jpeg|thumb|200px|The only good K-Pop band alongside with [[CupcakKe]], thanks [[Romania]].]]
'''K-pop''' (also known as Korean pop music or "the generals spammed on /mu/ every day") is what the Korean equivalent of [[weeaboo]]s listen to when not [[fap|fapping]] to the identical-looking girls in K-pop music videos. The vast majority of fans will not admit that they really want to be the girls in the videos. Fans of K-pop will viciously defend their surgically altered [[waifu]]s and repeatedly claim that K-pop is ZOMG ''totally'' not the same as that bland, overly-sexualized & corporate-owned American [[pop]] - with its [[Katy Perry|talentless]] and [[Jonas Brothers|forgettable]] artists who don't even write their own material. In fact their beloved K-pop is typically written by the same people and contains ''exactly the same'' cliched lyrics about love/being cheated on, mandated [[Bix Nood|rapping]] that has no place in the song, stupid dances devised to try and make the shit go viral and focus on the sexuality/fashion of the artists rather than the quality of the actual music. In K-pop there are a great many ''boy bands'' and ''girl groups'' made up of talentless and forgettable singers essentially [[owned]] by the music company that writes all their songs. These songs as mentioned previously will often feature rapping sections that in Western music would be performed by some coked-out nigger like [[Kanye West]] or [[crap|Lil Wayne]]; K-pop will instead feature a native who can't rap. So if the song inevitably sucks, at least it wasn't tainted by the presence of a darkie. The artists are so faceless (sometimes literally, thanks to all the plastic surgery) that if they refuse to suck off their producers in a bathhouse they could be killed & replaced by another person and none of their fans would notice due to [[truth|all Koreans looking/sounding exactly alike.]] Clearly, K-pop is nothing like generic pop music.

==The Music==

[[File:Kpop cartoon pic.jpg|right|250px]]

Just like Koreans, all K-pop sounds the same. This is because the music in South Korea, just like cellphones, cars, and souls, is treated as a commodity. Management groups owned by large conglomerates either have rights to an artist's soul or bundle up a random bunch of asians into a group like a Costco value pack. Groups are chosen based on looks alone. All members are taught how to dance and look sexy while lip-syncing their dubbed or auto-tuned lines. The companies decide what they sing, what they wear during concerts and photo shoots, how they act in public, and how much semen they must swallow from stock holders before their contract is renewed (This applies to both the male and female artists). They also control the diet of the talents and will starve them if the Korean public percieves them as a bit overweight; some idols have been allowed such little as "one coffee a day and one small meal every other day", without being allowed to speak up against it. To make more monies, the companies will take random members of a group and create a "sub-unit" which sings the same shit as the regular group but under a different name, thus creating the musical equivalent of [[capcom|DLC]]. The only variety in K-pop is whether the bland studio-produced song is sung by an ultra faggy male idol, a young,skinny,light-skinned female idol, a girl group made up of said idols, or a hyper feminine boy band that makes [[J-Rock|Visual Kei]] look masculine by comparison. When a member complains that they want to be taken seriously, they are laughed out of the studio, replaced, and sacrificed to ensure next year's crop of [[Dragon Ball Z|nappa]] cabbage is plenty.

==The Bands==
[[File:Oneofkind.gif|thumb|Your average K-pop group]]
[[File:Koreanboyband.jpg|thumb| These men are perfectly straight]]

To reflect the fact that they are owned by their corporate overlords, kpop groups are categorized by ridiculous group names that sound like serial codes you would find on a price scanner after tagging an item at [[Walmart]] or stock names you would see on the NasDaq. Examples include:

*T-Ara
*2NE1
*UKISS
*MBLAQ
*BAQX
*LEDApple
*4Minute
*B1A4
*[[BTS]]
*5T1ME
*Girl's Generation
*FT Island
*KIM-T
*BEAST/Highlight
*CNBlue
*BLACKPINK
*ENHYPEN
*EXO
*NCT
*BOY STORY
*ATEEZ
*STRAY KIDS
*AESPA
*NEWJEANS
*Katseye
*Boy Story
*B.A.P
*Crossing Rain (also considered a JPop group) a kpop group from [[Hawaii]].
*DEAR ALICE
*ZEROBASEONE
*xikers
*SEVENTEEN
*BUS (Because of yoU i Shine), stands for that. Remove all the letters except for b, u, and s.
*Loona
*North Star Boys (NSB)
*The Moy Boys (Duo boy band)

At least 3 of those names were made up. Can you guess which ones?

==The Fans==
K-pop fans are the musical equivalent of [[PewDiePie|PewDiepie's]] audience and will viciously defend their genre and fapping material to the death. They swarm [[/mu/]] like a pack of socially-inept locusts, posting K-pop generals left and right in order to impress the hipsters lurking the board with their "unique" tastes. K-pop fans are mainly korean [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] (Koreaboo) who try to stand out from the crowd of other [[ronery]], anime-obsessed, [[Basement Dweller|basement dwellers]] by latching onto the culture of another asian country that isn't [[Japan]]. What many of them don't know is that, like most idols and boy bands, K-pop is mostly marketed to a [[12 year old girl|tween audience]] comprising of [[loli|14 year old Korean girls]]. In other words, K-pop fans don't realize that they are the equivalent of Chinese [[manchild|manchildren]] fapping to [[Fat Larry's Band|One Direction.]] The K-pop fandom is comprised mainly of: people who are actually Korean, Koreaboos, ronery men with yellow fever, fat [[twilight]] fangirls who drool over the hyper-faggy boy groups, and [[Filipino|Filipinos]] who wish they looked more like the asian people in the music video rather than being the ugly asian bastard race.

==Jenny Hyun==
[[Last Thursday]], a songwriter who wrote singles for groups like Girl's Generation named Jenny Hyun was scouring the interwebs for western pop songs she could steal when she came across [[pol]]. After browsing the board for less than 1.4 seconds, she became a nigger-hating, Korean nationalist who fought to maintain South Korea's racial purity from the evil forces of dark-skinned diversity. In response to a tweet made by professional boxer Floyd Mayweather about why some [[asian]] guy becoming a pro-basketball player was big news when black people do it all the time, Hyun responded [[insane|rationally]] to his dumb comment by declaring the eradication of the black race. Below is a compilation of her Nuremberg speech. Meanwhile on the K-pop scene, There is much anticipation over her new upcoming singles "HEIL★HEIL★HEIL♥HITLER-STYLE!" and "깜둥이가 다이 다이!".

Even [[Azn|Chinks]] hate [[Niggers]] which would explain their many differences.

Asians are intelligent and docile. Niggers are stupid and wild.
Asians have an interesting, high-tech culture. Niggers have an cannibalistic culture.
Asians have small dicks. Niggers have big dicks.
Asians have small lips. Niggers have huge lips.
Asians love each other. Niggers hate each other.
Asians are warm and welcoming. Niggers are aggressive and abrasive.
Asians have small and squinty eyes. Niggers have big/ugly googly eyes.

Both are subhuman scum as neither of them are Caucasian. Mongolians slightly resemble monkeys whereas the Negroid DNA IS 69% monkey, which explains their urgent need for sex. As a punishment God gave them pubes on their heads, read more in [[Nigger]].

Niggers promote all white kids to be either; [[Wiggers]], [[Ghetto|Thugs]], [[You|Slackers]] or [[Douchebag|Douchebags]] while on the other hand Asians promote white kids to become; [[Atheist|Heathens]], [[Weeaboo|Weeaboos]], [[Kpop|Koreaboos]], [[You|Nintendofags]] or [[Buddhism|Demonic Buddhists]].
ALL allowed and encouraged by the subhuman Jewish assholes.

Mexicans perspective on Asians and Niggers. Hope you enjoyed!

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After the media fiasco, Hyun responded with the following:

{{quote|[[Postal 2|I regret nothing]]|Jenny Hyun}}

==Videos==
{{Spoiler|Girl's Generation won [[youtube|jewtube]] Music Award's Video Of The Year!}}

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==See Also==
*[[J-pop]]
*[[Koreaboo]]
*[[/mu/]]
*[[Otto Warmbier]] Died because he liked [[North Korea|Northern K-Pop]]
*[[Good Korea|South Korea]]

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Nick Bate

2025-07-13T15:44:13Z

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[[Image:130392554928.jpg|thumb|right|Nick Bate, being a [[sick fuck]]]]
[[File:Nickcageytprofilepic.jpg|thumb|right|keep your kids away from this scumbag.]]
The [[internets]] is filled with dirty, strange people. Uncanny Youtube videos made by babbling, incoherent autists. Amongst them is Nick Bate. He's recognizable in two different ways: how candid he is about his bizarre sexual deviances, and his years-long devoted obsession with a [[hambeast]] he met on the internet.

'''Hagurumon''' aka ''' "sick" Nick [[Fap|Bates]]''' or '''Nickalaus Boyd [[German|Stoutzenberger]]''' (Born September 1st, 1991) is a {{age|1991|09|01}}-year-old sick fuck who was first discovered on [[789chan|/cwc/]] when his pictures and information were posted, saying he was "just like [[Chris Chan]]". In reality he was so much worse. He's a ridiculously outspoken person, and he talks nonchalantly on his Twitter about masturbating with his own shit. This guy is [[Josef Fritzl]] caliber, and possibly one of the most vile people [[you]] will ever read about. The citizens of /cwc/ were reviled and astonished at the things he would openly admit on his websites, and you can be too!

==Who is Nick?==
Admitted [[pedophile]]. Says he likes little girls because "their vaginas haven't opened up and become all gross, and they're [[kawaii|cute and energetic]]". Believes pedophilia and [[incest]] should be legal. Says they're "stupid laws" and believes children can consent. Says a newborn [[babby|baby]] has the exact same brain as an adult. Thinks children can be taught about sex and then it's okay to fuck them. This includes [[never|his own children]], were he able to have any. Also he's a [[crossdresser]] and he's into [[LARP|larping]] and thinks that [[rednecks|Kentucky Don't Exist]]. He also mentions a habit of [https://twitter.com/NickBate/status/592924847270858753 smelling cats].

Nick refuses to say u's in certain words, so replaces them with o's - as in "about/aboot". His reasoning is that he wants to be a [[Canada|Canadian]], and as such these are now known as his "Canadianisms". He must want to be a [[Newfie]], since people from the rest of Canada don't talk that way.

Akin to [[Ulillillia]], he has a fear of water, so he doesn't shower. Instead, he takes “pseudo showers” every few months which means he just takes off his shirt, leans over the shower head and washes his hair. He does not wash his ass or any other part of his body. He doesn’t wipe his ass when he shits either (he prefers to “air dry”), which means he probably always [[Smegma|smells like fish]], since [[Rika|he has not cleaned his asshole in years]].

Nick is a devout Christian. He believes marrying Anna is their fate and that "God decided it". He also believes he is a prophet sent by God to tell people of the wonders of anal, and that the Bible's story of Sodom and Gomorrah was "misinterpreted". Every so often he will make "prophetic" tweets.

He is [[Faggot|completely disgusted by vaginas]] due to, he claims, their tendency to "open" after puberty.

[[Image:Nick bate crossdress.jpg|thumb|left|Nick Bate being Norman Bates]]
Nick Bate lives with his [[lemonparty|grandmother]] and aunt (one of the many people he wants to [[incest|fuck]]). He used to live back and forth between his mother’s house and his grandmother’s house - occasionally visiting his father. He likes to tell stories of the good old days when he and his friends would run around on the schoolyard and pretend to fuck each other, maybe because that's the closest to actual intercourse Nick is going to get to (with those near the same age as him, that is).

How Nick is still allowed to live with his grandmother is beyond shocking considering his habit of [[jenkem|shitting, masturbating with his shit-covered hand, and rubbing the jizzy, shitty mess all over his walls]]. His aunt regularly scolds him for this. His family is well aware of Nick's problems. He has asked for his family to buy him porn for Christmas "but with no vaginas, only anuses.". They try to get him to stop fucking a pillow [[fleshlight|that he likes to pretend is Anna]]. They have driven him to the hospital many times due to Nick's habit of shoving small objects deep up his rectum (like tiny [[Highlighter|flashlights]]).

==Important People==

===Anna===

[[Image:Annanickbate.jpg|thumb|right|Anna]]
[[Image:Annabitches.jpg|thumb|right|Shopped by Nick Bate. [[srsly]].]]
{{quote|One fateful day, on February 18th, 1993, a very sexy baby was born to John Anthony "Tony" Nickel and Audrey Nickel.|Nick, on Anna}}
'''Anna Nickel''' is the object of lust for Nick Bate. She is a mentally ill person, claiming to have [[aspergers]]. She met Nick when she was 13 on the Bonus Stage forums. Anna is a pretty big attention whore, and also claims to be [[Fake Bisexual|bisexual]]. She's a huge [[weaboo]] and has many [[gay|nerdy]] interests like [[anime]] and [[cosplay|cosplaying]]. She's also a fan of novelty bands like They Might Be Giants, an interest that Nick would later borrow from her. Being a hypersexual aspie she would seek out basement dwellers on various sites and cybersex them, and Nick just happened to be one. When she and Nick met they would [[cybersex|cyberfuck]] each other for hours on the Homestar Wiki and the Bonus Stage forums.

Many of his obsessions, as Nick claims, were introduced to him from Anna which he imitated seemingly as a means to [[Trying too hard|impress her]]. Anna and Nick were friends, during which time Nick claims that Anna said she would [[sex|marry]] him. But all this led to Anna being more aware of what a freak Nick Bate is and trying to distance herself from him. He became more and more obsessed with her and did whatever he could on the internet to talk to her, including writing thousands of bizarre webpages begging her to love him. [http://legendofanna.blogspot.com His insane pleadings to Anna.] Some of the more notable ones are him talking about how [[babyfur|he’ll turn into a 5 year old and grow up with Anna]]. He also writes stories about Anna, like one where he watches her shit in a forest, and then she gets anally penetrated. Nick has also came up with a set of rules he must abide to in order to [[Die alone|fulfill his life]];

{{quote|-Marry Anna, have kids with her, and be literally the [[Josef Fritzl|greatest husband ever]]. Never get into arguments with her (kinda failed that part), never lie to her or hide things from her (that part actually screwed me over. go figure.), protect her from any [[niggers|dangers]] that may arise, always be romantic and [[surprise]] her with [[Buttsecks|gifts]] and thoughtful acts, [[bitch|do all the housework, take care of her and the kids, cheer her up when she's sad, cook her meals, and just make her happy in general and always put her before myself.]]
-Never graduate [[high school]] (failed. yes, i failed at failing school. that's how much i [[fail]].)
-Never have a [[job]] (note that my definition of a job is having a boss, having to travel away from home, and having a contract or other paperwork. [[Unrealistic Expectations|i'll probably make money via google ads or my cartoons or something]]. i dunno, i'll ask anna what she wants once she's talking to me again.)}}

===Maddi and /cwc/ Intervention===
[[image:Thisisme.jpg|thumb|left|Maddi]]
Maddi is a 16 year old girl who [[pity sex|pity dated]] Nick. She was the one who got on /cwc/ and alerted its residents to Nick's pitiful existence. Chatlogs, [[nudes]], and logs of cybers were posted, with the help of two trolls that hacked his accounts. Maddi herself linked the /cwc/ thread to Nick, which made him freak out. The first few threads were based around gathering information about him and reading various chatlogs. In a few threads Anna actually posted, stating her lack of virginity, her stance on Nick, and various other things. The angsty /cwc/ populace chased her off, however. After a month and many threads, Nick finally decided to take action. Nick himself started posting at /cwc/ [http://789chan.org/L/res/7425.html] [http://789chan.org/L/res/8745.html] stumbling into a flood of questions like, "[[newfag|NICK WHY ARE U A PEDO?]]".

Nick has not posted at /cwc/ for quite a while, and Maddi has given up on him for the time being. Most of the chat logs are from Maddi's conversations with Nick, and DMs on Twitter. The citizens of /cwc/ are torn on Maddi, and many look at her as somewhat of an attention whore. Some of the more [[Gotis|sexually-deprived users]] declare her the [[Boxxy]] of /cwc/.
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==Interests==
Nick Bate, like many basement dwellers, is interested in cartoons and webcomics. Among his favorite is Homestar Runner, which he was introduced to by his dad's girlfriend's son. In 2004 he had a Homestar fan-forum, but apparently an admin got it shut down. He tries to model aspects of his personality off the character Coach-Z. As pointed out on /cwc/ these aspects could be "gender confusion", "mispronouncing words", and a "fixation with butts". Nick and Coach-Z share all of these in common. Nick edits the hrwiki.org, and actually used to cyber on it, pretending to be Homestar Runner characters.

Nick's really obsessed with the novelty band They Might Be [[Faggots|Giants]]. He learned of them through Homestar Runner, and became obsessed with them because of Anna. He likes playing RPGs too, mostly Pokemon and [[Final Fantasy]], of which he claims that Rikku is [[loli|hot]]. He also LARPS, which gives him an excuse to act like a three year old and run around his back yard with a tree branch in his hand.

===Short Stories and Fan Fiction===
Nick is a prolific writer and by prolific, we mean [[shitty]].

Nick's prized accomplishment; '''The Meadow''', an unnervingly creepy little story about him butt-fucking Anna in the woods. [http://tindeck.com/listen/gthy Now in audio form!] He also wrote '''The Panties of Doom''', a shitty [[Digimon]] fanfic.

{{Story|<center>'''THE MEADOW'''</center>

'''FOREWORD''' The following takes place in an alternate reality in which Anna and Nick have [[No|already gotten married and, needless to say, are madly in love with each other]].

They have also stumbled upon a beautiful Meadow, filled with colorful flowers that seemingly outnumber the grass. The Meadow has all the essentials - a neighboring Forest consisting of every plant known to Man, thus producing food; a River endlessly flowing with clean water; and a unique climate which is always just the right temperature: in the Meadow, it is impossible to be too hot or too cold, and precipitation does not exist. The plants in the Forest thrive without water. The Meadow is unknown to both Man and Animal. It has never been discovered by anyone, and will never be discovered again. Nick and Anna have decided to spend their days there alone, forsaking all material possessions. Even their clothing has been discarded, as they are needed neither for warmth nor for modesty, as there is no one around to hide their genitals from. As such, Anna and Nick reside in the Meadow completely naked, save for the crown of flowers he crafted for her.

Our story begins as Nick awoke one morning, lying in the flowers beside his sleeping wife. His arms were wrapped around her, and hers around him. Nick lovingly gazed at his beautiful Meadow princess. She lay on on her side, face buried in his shoulder and buttocks pushed outward as if she were in a semi-fetal position.

It wasn't long before Anna, too, woke from her sleep. While still asleep, she stretched her arms and legs and, to her horror, [[Eproctophilia|passed gas very loudly]]. Realizing what she had done, she quickly became alert and at the same time, embarrassed. Her face turned bright red, her eyes widened, and she unknowingly held on to Nick tighter.

Nick smiled and stroked her hair. "It's all right. [[Fetish|I like it when you fart]]," he said. Anna, relieved, loosened her grip on him and for no particular reason, began stroking his erect penis. She slowly and sensually massaged it, which aroused them both. Anna sat up, leaned forward, and put her lips on the tip of his penis. She then began sliding up and down his entire penis, again very slowly. She did it very soft and rhythmically, as if it were not simply a meaningless sexual act but a sign of her love for him. With each repetition, she made sure to wet it with her saliva. She knew that Nick liked it wet. The way she leaned forward exposed her anus, and Nick salivated on his finger before beginning to slide it in and out of it. Other than this, Nick lay completely motionless, eyes closed, basking in the love he felt emanating from Anna.

Up, down. In, out. Anna's fellatio and Nick's anal fingering both followed the same rhythm. Eventually they forgot that they were even doing it at all and it continued only due to the repetition. Thier minds became clear and existence seemed to cease. The two had stopped being separate beings and melted together into one nothingness. But not a frightening nothingness. A peaceful nothingness. Anna and Nick continued to involuntarily pleasure each other for an unknown amount of time, and indeed they may have kept going forever had Anna not once again released flatulence quite loudly. They abruptly stopped, snapped back into their minds. Nick's penis and finger were both still inside of Anna, but all motion had stopped. Then, without words, the two agreed to take a break to allow Anna to more properly relieve herself. They walked together into the Forest and found a spot for Anna to defecate in.

[[Bob Rehahn|She squatted down in front of Nick, who was kneeling and leaning in to get a closer look at her anus. It slowly dilated as the feces pushed its way out. The suspense nearly killed him as the tip entered his view while emerging from her anus. The few seconds seemed like hours as the contents of her bowels slowly slid out from the lower opening of her alimentary canal, her anus widening more and more in the process. Once finally released, the feces dropped to the ground beneath her. Anna let out a sigh of relief and even shivered a bit from how wonderful it felt.]]

Nick was occupied with staring at the majesty that lay on the grass before him. He made keen observations on the size (quite large for such a [[lie|slender girl]]) and consistency of the waste that his sweet angel had just excreted. He clenched it in his fist to examine it better. It was neither too firm nor too soft. No "[[Shay|corn-like chunks]]" were present. He was able to mold it as if it were silly putty. He was very impressed with what a fine job she had done. So impressed that he began [[sick fuck|masturbating with it still in his hand, using it as a lubricant. While trying to spread it all over his penis, he noticed his clearly irritated wife, impatiently waiting for him to fulfill his duties. Since they had no material possessions, the two had to come up with an alternative to toilet paper. Anna allowed Nick to cleanse her using his tongue, while Nick generally lets himself air-dry]].

Nick remembered this quickly and stopped masturbate so he could [[goatse|spread her cheeks apart with both hands]]. Anna didn't mind (or even notice) that he had gotten feces on her. Nick held her cheeks apart and placed his tongue on her anus. He licked it thoroughly, following no particular pattern. Up, down. Side-to-side. Around and around. In, out. He was careful to completely cleanse it. When he has finished, not a speck of feces remained. Of course, this wasn't going to last very long.

The two stood up. Anna threw her arms around Nick and showered him with kisses on the cheek, followed by the grand finale, a long, passionate kiss on the lips. However, his mind was elsewhere. Although his love for her overpowered his sexual desire, the sight of her anus drove him crazy, and he craved anal sex. [[unrealistic expectations|He quickly kissed Anna back and requested anal intercourse. "Of course, dear!", she squealed]].

She bent over and wrapped her arms around a tree for support. Nick used his still-feces-covered hand to guide his penis into her anus. Once it was in, he began slowly thrusting his pelvis while placing his soiled hand on her shoulder and the other on a buttcheek. "That feels so good, sweetie," she said in a daze. She closed her eyes and relaxed, just as Nick had done when she fellated him. Nick continued thrusting for a few minutes and then suddenly and without warning, slid out of her anus. This caused a great sensation in the nerve endings on her anus that sent a chill down her spine.

She glanced back at Nick, who was sheepishly smiling and laughing silently about what he had done. Anna, very confused, remained speechless. "Sorry," Nick finally said, "Can you suck my dick a little?" Though still in shock from the sudden withdrawal, she complied to his request. She got down on her knees and began fellating him, right after he had pulled out of her anus.

The first time Nick asked her to taste her own anal fluids, she was disgusted and refused. But he continued asking on a regular basis, and she finally agreed to do it one time to shut him up. To her surprise, she actually liked the taste and soon became addicted to it. Ever since, they have gone ass-to-mouth quite frequently. This time was different, however. Normally, during anal sex, feces doesn't collect on the penis, but as Nick had intentionally put it there beforehand, Anna had to taste her own feces for the first time. Once again, she realized she didn't mind. While she didn't necessarily like it, she also didn't dislike it.

After a few minutes, they switched back to having anal sex. Nick thrusted slow and rhythmically at first, but gradually sped up until he felt a tingling in his penis. The sensation quickly grew more and more extreme. It was coming. In his last few secinds, he thrusted even faster and harder while clenching his prostate to prolong the sensation. He pushed himself beyond his limits. Finally, it exploded and he ejaculated inside her anus. At the same exact moment, Anna, too, achieved an orgasm, and came. Her cum ran down Nick's legs, and his trickled out of her anus and down her vagina before dripping onto the ground.

Though weak and breathless, Nick used the last ofhis strength to give a few final slow but powerful thrusts. He then slide his penis out of her anus and flung some semen off while Anna collapsed into the tree she was holding onto. The two rested for a moment, trying to catch their breath. After failing to do so, Nick scooped Anna up in his arms and carried her limp body back to the Meadow as she sleepily stared into his eyes. He lay her softly in the flowers and positioned her for optimal comfort. He then assumed the same position right next to her.

The two proceeded to lay there, motionless, clear-headed, weak, tired, and somehow very relaxed. When their breathing and heart rates finally returned to normal, Anna rolled onto her side and again buried her head in his shoulder. She gripped his penis lightly and let out both a sigh and more gas while stroking it slowly. Nick and Anna both smiled and drifted off into a peaceful sleep.|size=250px}}

{{Story|<center>'''THE PANTIES OF DOOM'''</center>
'''Chapter 1: The Dance Party at Central Veto High School'''
Sly was searching fri hus headset. "Did you see my earphones lately?" he asked while throwing things over his shoulder. "I saw them in the freezer this morning," Hagurumon replied. Sly shrugged. "Even though that doesn't make any sense, I might as well try it out." He flew through his house, digging through clothes and pizza boxes to the kitchen, where ToyAgumon was searching for chicken. Sly shrugged and looked in the freezer behind the box of cappuchino ice cream. There, he saw the headphones. "Got my earphones!" ToyAgumon looked at him. "Don't you mean headphones?"

Sly's car (a Chevy Malibu) sped to Central Veto. "I bet the party started already, man!" Hagurumon, chasing the car, began to run out of energy. He just rode along with Sly then.

At Central Veto, Sly slipped on his headphones and grabbed the mic. "Yo, yo, yo! I'm MC Sly here with your musical pleasure!" Sly played some slow songs, then started rapping at about nine o'clock. After that, Sly went to talk to his friends. TK, Kari, Colin and Mimi were hanging out in the library. "Sup, Sly?" asked TK. Sly replied with a "nothin'".

The next day, a second party was held in honor of Duke Johnson, the coolest kid at Central Veto High School. He swaggered when he walked past Kari. Kari was unanimously the most beautiful kid in school, with Mimi in second. After that was Sora, Sly's girl. TK walked up to Duke and gave him a dirty look. Kari was his. Colin agreed that if anyone made a pass at Mimi, they won't walk for weeks.

Duke was talking to Matt, the second coolest guy. Those two, along with Tai, had a band called Coolness. "Nick!" Sora yelled from across the room. "The name's Sly," said Sly. Sora ran up to him. "So, do we have a date next Saturday?" Sly nodded, and Sora walked over to her friends.

'''Chapter 2: The Attack of the Black Underwear'''
The party then went bad. Sly saw a shadow in the corner of the room. Hagurumon slowly approached, but was chased off by... panties? The whole school laughed, until a kid was mauled by the panties. The gym cleared fast. Only Duke, Matt, Sly, Sora, TK, Colin, Kari and Mimi were left.

When the black panties lunged at Kari, everyone made a run for it. However, the doors magically locked. The panties lunged at Duke, but Matt was in the way. "Stay alive, Duke," he said. The panties were on Matt's left arm. Matt then fell to the ground, and the panties ran deeper into the school. Sly checked out Matt. "Not breathing." Duke folded his arms. "Killed by a pair of panties? C'mon." Colin then looked. "Whoa. On his left arm is a ton of venom." Duke began laughing. "Why would panties have venom in them?" Sly tried to touch the venom. "Stop!" yelled Colin. "It's powerful enough to kill a person instantly." Duke stopped laughing. "Who's it after next?" asked Sora. "Hard to say," said Colin. "Wait a second..." Sly looked around the gym. "Where's Hagurumon?" Sly ran through the hallway to look for him. The others followed.

In the boys' bathroom, Hagurumon was trapped. The panties of doom blocked the only exit. As they stared, they backed up further until the door burst open, and they flew into a wall. Sly started using the headphones as nunchukas. "Beware, panties of doom." He tossed the end of the cord with the plug in it at the panties of doom. The panties then grabbed it and pulled on the cord, dragging Sly along until he let go. This gave Hagurumon a chance to escape. The others burst into the room. Duke was in front, taunting the panties. This aggravated them, and they jumped up on Duke's face. They then ran off, leaving Duke dead.

'''Chapter 3: Seven Survivors'''
Still trapped in the school, the seven survivors decided to take a tour of the forbidden areas of the school. Colin and Mimi were checking the kitchen for scraps of food. Kari and TK were looking around on the roof. Sly, Sora and Hagurumon were searching through the storage area.

Sly found something odd in a box. A picture of a woman dressed in black, with a pet snake. "Who's this?" Sly asked. Sora looked at the picture. "I'm not sure." Hagurumon was looking for other Digimon. He heard a box fall, and ran to look. Sora squinted. "I don't know. I think it's odd that this is in color, though." Sly flipped the picture over and saw a word. However, it was not English.

Kari nearly fell off the roof. Luckily, TK was right next to her. He took her to the door to the school. It was locked. "Great, now we're locked out with no way of getting to the ground." Kari looked around. "Why is there a bed up here?" TK looked happy. "I don't know, but I have a great idea. We'll use the sheets to make a rope." Kari nodded. "But... it seems as if the panties want us to get down from here."

Mimi and Colin ran to the storage room when they heard a scream. The panties of doom were right there in front of Hagurumon. Nobody moved. Except the panties. Sly thought Hagurumon was a goner, but the panties got Sora instead. Sora screamed loud enough for TK and Kari to hear. TK looked down. "It got Sora, too. That's four victim in one day."

The panties rushed to another room. Sly was mad now. "I must get my revenge." Sly found a loaded gun in a box. "Bingo, baby." He switched it out of safety. He walked out after the panties. TK and Kari broke in through a window and found the panties right away. Sly found the stunned duo and shot at the panties. He hit it with every bullet, but the panties just ran at Sly. Sly dropped the gun and backed up. Colin, Mimi and Hagurumon entered. The panties crept closer, and picked up the gun.

"Oh no..." Sly said. The panties aimed at Mimi. "Well, here's my go," said Colin. He jumped on the panties and threw the gun out the window just before he died. Mimi started crying. "Great. Who's next?" asked Sly. The panties then jumped on Mimi. After a few seconds, they jumped off and ran away.

'''Chapter 4: A Date With Death'''
TK was having doubts. The sheets fells off the roof and the doors were still locked. He decided to have a final date with Kari. The two were in the cafeteria, eating some leftovers while drinking water.

As Kari finished off her spaghetti, she noticed the panties clinging to the ceiling above TK. Meanwhile, Sly and Hagurumon were playing cards. "Go fish," said Sly. Hagurumon drew a card, then laid it down along with his last card. "I win!" Sly yelled. "How about Blackjack?" Hagurumon got up. "Nah. I'm taking a nap over in the library." Sly knew it was a bad idea, but what could he say to a Digimon?

TK then stood up. "I'm going to the bathroom." He then walked out. Kari decided tp get more food, so she ran to the kitchen. The panties then stopped clinging to the ceiling and fell in TK's cup. Sly stood in the library to watch Hagurumon. He then decided to grab a book. It was called "A Date With Death". It was a novel about a woman named Francine. Then it struck Sly. He got a book on reading Japanese to find out that the woman in the picture was also named Francine.

He then read the book about her. He found out a few things. Francine wore black panties. Her pet snake bit her and got venom all over her clothes. Sly knew what was going on. The black panties with venom in them were Francine's. Obviously, they were back for something. But what?

When Kari returned, she didn't notice the panties in TK's cup. Neither did TK. He was about to put the cup away because he was done. "Hey! Stop! I have to propose a toast", said Kari. "To us!" They banged their cups together, then took a sip of their drink. When TK's mouth touched the cup, he dropped it and started to gag. He was coughing, then fell over. He then stopped coughing. Thrn he stopped breathing. He was dead soon after. Kari ran screaming to the library.

She told Sly what happened. With only three survivors left, the chances of being next were high. This really scared Kari, but Sly and Hagurumon weren't afraid. Meanwhile, Sly tried to figure out what the panties were after. He determined they might be after the snake. "Bingo!"

'''Chapter 5: The Cure for Venom'''
"I got an idea," said Sly. "But we'll have to escape first." Sly, Kari and Hagurumon came up with an idea. Sly and Hagurumon flew out the window and barely made it on the flagpole. They climbed down and called for Kari.

Kari then jumped. Now free, Sly led the other two to the pet store. They bought a snake and brought it to the school. Sly, in the gym, sat down the snake and let it out of its cage. This led the panties to the gym. It crept toward the snake. Then, Sly gave a signal. Hagurumon, Goburimon and ToyAgumon had the panties trapped.

Tai and some others rammed down the door. "Do it, men!" yelled Sly. He pulled out a small device used to tranform Digimon, called a digivice. This turned Hagurumon into Raremon. Goburimon was now Ogremon, and ToyAgumon became Leomon.

The Digimon attacked the panties, but the panties struck back. Kari watched as the Digimon were knocked out. The panties ran off, dragging Kari along with them. Now it was only Sly. Sly took his headphones and swung them around. Followed by Hagurumon, who somehow survived, Sly continued to the storage room.

He was face-to-face with the panties of doom. He noticed a trap door under the panties. It was now or never. Hagurumon told Sly that Digimon are not affected by venom, so he wrestled the panties to the ground.

Sly kept trying to aim the headphones at the trap door. The panties were now in front of it. Sly continued trying, but missed again. He then tripped backwards over a box and the headphones flew in the back.

Hagurumon couldn't hold off the panties much longer. Sly crept behind them and quickly grabbed the headphones. "This is for Matt!" Sly whipped the panties. "Here's for Duke!" Sly did it again. He whipped the panties for every dead thing. He finally dedicated the last one to Sora. The panties then jumped up. Hagurumon luckily grabbed it. Sly gave a final whip only to the door handle. The cord wrapped around. Sly gave a yank, opening the trap door. Hagurumon gave a push and the panties fell through the hole. Sly rushed and kicked the door, so the panties were trapped.

The audience cheered as Sly and Hagurumon walked out of Veto High. Another job done, and another day saved by the heroic, courageous MC Sly.

'''Chapter 6: The Aftermath... One Year Later'''
"Did you see my headphones lately?" Sly asked. "Did you check the fridge?" Hagurumon replied. Sly rushed toward the fridge and checked behind the cappuchino and the mozzarella sticks. He pulled out his headphones.

After driving to Tai's house, he announced a house party. Then he put on music. Hagurumon danced with Palmon, Mimi's Digimon.

A few hours later, Sly and Hagurumon made a toast to the two survivors of the "Panties of Doom Incident". Meanwhile, Tai didn't notice that his doors were locked. He also didn't realize that black socks were in the corner of the room.

Sly and Hagurumon walked in and saw Tai tied to a chandaleir by a pair of black socks. They also noticed the broken glass and bodies lying all over the place. "Here we go again..."

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===Music===

Nick is admittedly tone deaf, but his obsession with awful music like They Might Be Giants and Weird Al has propelled him into thinking that he should record an album himself. Classics include [[pedophilia|Sometimes Performing Anilingus on Children is the Right Thing to Do]] and other songs concerning [[anal sex]].

He is a very impressionable fellow and is [[desperate]] to be accepted by anyone around him. All of his music tastes have been copied from his friends on the Internet. Inevitably, if someone he is talking to likes a certain band, he will end up liking them without fail. Surprise, Nick is unoriginal as well as gross and stupid.

At some point, Nick released a demo tape of songs over Twitter, some of more tasteful tunes on it include; "Doing Children in the Butt," "Blowin' Up the US," "Anal Rape," "Anally Raping Children," and "Butts Butts Butts."

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===The Coffee Crew===
'''The Coffee Crew''' is Nick's crappy rip off of Bonus Stage and includes his friends as character in the story. Anna is, inevitably, his ever-loving girlfriend. He has never posted the comic on the [[Internet]], and in fact claims it is not a comic at all but a cartoon; however, he does keep a note book of all of the comic strips. Preceding the Coffee Crew was probably a marginally less stupid LARP fantasy called "The Nick Team" which was "basically a ripoff of [[Dragon Ball Z|DBZ]] and [[Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy 9]]"

As you would expect, the art is absolutely terrible while the writing is uninspired and barely legible.

==Where Can I Find Nick?==
<s>Most of Nick's day is spent on [[Twitter]], which means you'll see about 100 new tweets every day by him! He also has a [[Deviantart]], like most freaks on the internet, and posts on [[Livejournal]] off and on. You can reach all these places through his personal website. He doesn't have Internet with which he can watch/upload videos to [[YouTube]] unless he goes to his father's house. Although, nowadays he doesn't get to stay there all the time because his dad is tired of his lazy gross ass.</s> You can find him in jail awaiting trial, which, after his inevitable conviction for child molestation, he'll spend most of the rest of his life in a state prison, barring he doesn't end up dead (which he almost undoubtedly will, and likely very soon) at the hands of other inmates or [[an hero|suicide]].

You can write sick Nick yourself at
NICKALAUS B STOUTZENBERGER MN3415
Benner Township State Correctional Institution
301 Institution Drive
Bellefonte, PA 16823
Maybe encourage him to send you a shit card and then file charges on him so that he can stay in jail longer. Maybe be pen pals. Tell him how you really feel. Have fun with it.
==Update January 20th, 2016==
===The Judges Verdict?===
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===The Sentence?===
[http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/columbia-man-jailed-up-to-years-for-sex-abuse-of/article_ad31563c-0bb4-11e6-8801-93e83d6c72b7.html Up to 40 years, with a minimum of 16 and a half.]
==Gallery of Overbite==
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==See Also==
* [[alog|A-Log]]
* [[Adf-fuensalida|ADF]]
* [[789chan]]
* [[Homestuck]]
* [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
* [[Pedophilia]]
* [[James Terry Mitchell Jr]]
* [[Bob Rehahn]]
* [[Coprophilia]]
* [[Sick fuck]]

==External links==
*{{Kf|848|Kiwifarms Thread 1}}
*{{Kf|9293|Kiwifarms Thread 2}}
*{{Kf|16562|Kiwifarms Thread 3}}
*{{lj|hagurukagi|Nick on LiveJournal (old)}}
*{{lj|kydontexist|Current LiveJournal}}
*{{deviantart|hagurumon}} (Old)
*{{deviantart|NickBate}} (Lmao he got hacked by a troll)
*{{twitter|NickBate}} (Suspended!) ([https://archive.is/sF2hs Archive])
*{{facebook|Nick-Stoutzenberger}}
*{{myspace|kentuckydontexist}}
*{{yt|cu|DrNickalausBate}} (old)
*{{yt|cu|ConstantButts}} (TERMINATED 2024)
* [https://minitubia.fandom.com/wiki/DrNickalausBate Minitubia Article] (Minitubia, because he wasn't good enough for a Wikitubia article)
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Nick_Bate Lolcow.wiki article] (Dead due to cloudfare faggotry)
* [https://archive.is/1X6pS Lolcow.wiki article archive]
* [http://pastebin.com/pjX41LpG Nick Bate's offical psychological evaluation]
* [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Hagurumon Homestar wiki user page] ([https://archive.is/SoPmp HR Wiki user page Archive])
* [http://batia-studios.webs.com/index.html Nick's website] ([https://archive.is/HZOSI Archive])
* [http://ask.fm/nickbate Nick's Ask.fm] ([https://archive.is/7g4kI Archive])

* [https://youtu.be/3HKLI-wm5a4 Mister Metokur video re-upload]
http://sendvid.com/oote29su the video
News:
*30 April 2015 [http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/columbia-man-charged-with-child-sex-crimes-from/article_6271ef4c-ef51-11e4-809c-43863c820729.html Columbia man charged with child sex crimes from 2009]

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Kento nakajima:

Nick Bate

2025-07-13T15:33:14Z

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{{achtung|[http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/columbia-man-charged-with-child-sex-crimes-from/article_6271ef4c-ef51-11e4-809c-43863c820729.html He's finally in prison.]}}

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[[Image:130392554928.jpg|thumb|right|Nick Bate, being a [[sick fuck]]]]
The [[internets]] is filled with dirty, strange people. Uncanny Youtube videos made by babbling, incoherent autists. Amongst them is Nick Bate. He's recognizable in two different ways: how candid he is about his bizarre sexual deviances, and his years-long devoted obsession with a [[hambeast]] he met on the internet.

'''Hagurumon''' aka ''' "sick" Nick [[Fap|Bates]]''' or '''Nickalaus Boyd [[German|Stoutzenberger]]''' (Born September 1st, 1991) is a {{age|1991|09|01}}-year-old sick fuck who was first discovered on [[789chan|/cwc/]] when his pictures and information were posted, saying he was "just like [[Chris Chan]]". In reality he was so much worse. He's a ridiculously outspoken person, and he talks nonchalantly on his Twitter about masturbating with his own shit. This guy is [[Josef Fritzl]] caliber, and possibly one of the most vile people [[you]] will ever read about. The citizens of /cwc/ were reviled and astonished at the things he would openly admit on his websites, and you can be too!

==Who is Nick?==
Admitted [[pedophile]]. Says he likes little girls because "their vaginas haven't opened up and become all gross, and they're [[kawaii|cute and energetic]]". Believes pedophilia and [[incest]] should be legal. Says they're "stupid laws" and believes children can consent. Says a newborn [[babby|baby]] has the exact same brain as an adult. Thinks children can be taught about sex and then it's okay to fuck them. This includes [[never|his own children]], were he able to have any. Also he's a [[crossdresser]] and he's into [[LARP|larping]] and thinks that [[rednecks|Kentucky Don't Exist]]. He also mentions a habit of [https://twitter.com/NickBate/status/592924847270858753 smelling cats].

Nick refuses to say u's in certain words, so replaces them with o's - as in "about/aboot". His reasoning is that he wants to be a [[Canada|Canadian]], and as such these are now known as his "Canadianisms". He must want to be a [[Newfie]], since people from the rest of Canada don't talk that way.

Akin to [[Ulillillia]], he has a fear of water, so he doesn't shower. Instead, he takes “pseudo showers” every few months which means he just takes off his shirt, leans over the shower head and washes his hair. He does not wash his ass or any other part of his body. He doesn’t wipe his ass when he shits either (he prefers to “air dry”), which means he probably always [[Smegma|smells like fish]], since [[Rika|he has not cleaned his asshole in years]].

Nick is a devout Christian. He believes marrying Anna is their fate and that "God decided it". He also believes he is a prophet sent by God to tell people of the wonders of anal, and that the Bible's story of Sodom and Gomorrah was "misinterpreted". Every so often he will make "prophetic" tweets.

He is [[Faggot|completely disgusted by vaginas]] due to, he claims, their tendency to "open" after puberty.

[[Image:Nick bate crossdress.jpg|thumb|left|Nick Bate being Norman Bates]]
Nick Bate lives with his [[lemonparty|grandmother]] and aunt (one of the many people he wants to [[incest|fuck]]). He used to live back and forth between his mother’s house and his grandmother’s house - occasionally visiting his father. He likes to tell stories of the good old days when he and his friends would run around on the schoolyard and pretend to fuck each other, maybe because that's the closest to actual intercourse Nick is going to get to (with those near the same age as him, that is).

How Nick is still allowed to live with his grandmother is beyond shocking considering his habit of [[jenkem|shitting, masturbating with his shit-covered hand, and rubbing the jizzy, shitty mess all over his walls]]. His aunt regularly scolds him for this. His family is well aware of Nick's problems. He has asked for his family to buy him porn for Christmas "but with no vaginas, only anuses.". They try to get him to stop fucking a pillow [[fleshlight|that he likes to pretend is Anna]]. They have driven him to the hospital many times due to Nick's habit of shoving small objects deep up his rectum (like tiny [[Highlighter|flashlights]]).

==Important People==

===Anna===

[[Image:Annanickbate.jpg|thumb|right|Anna]]
[[Image:Annabitches.jpg|thumb|right|Shopped by Nick Bate. [[srsly]].]]
{{quote|One fateful day, on February 18th, 1993, a very sexy baby was born to John Anthony "Tony" Nickel and Audrey Nickel.|Nick, on Anna}}
'''Anna Nickel''' is the object of lust for Nick Bate. She is a mentally ill person, claiming to have [[aspergers]]. She met Nick when she was 13 on the Bonus Stage forums. Anna is a pretty big attention whore, and also claims to be [[Fake Bisexual|bisexual]]. She's a huge [[weaboo]] and has many [[gay|nerdy]] interests like [[anime]] and [[cosplay|cosplaying]]. She's also a fan of novelty bands like They Might Be Giants, an interest that Nick would later borrow from her. Being a hypersexual aspie she would seek out basement dwellers on various sites and cybersex them, and Nick just happened to be one. When she and Nick met they would [[cybersex|cyberfuck]] each other for hours on the Homestar Wiki and the Bonus Stage forums.

Many of his obsessions, as Nick claims, were introduced to him from Anna which he imitated seemingly as a means to [[Trying too hard|impress her]]. Anna and Nick were friends, during which time Nick claims that Anna said she would [[sex|marry]] him. But all this led to Anna being more aware of what a freak Nick Bate is and trying to distance herself from him. He became more and more obsessed with her and did whatever he could on the internet to talk to her, including writing thousands of bizarre webpages begging her to love him. [http://legendofanna.blogspot.com His insane pleadings to Anna.] Some of the more notable ones are him talking about how [[babyfur|he’ll turn into a 5 year old and grow up with Anna]]. He also writes stories about Anna, like one where he watches her shit in a forest, and then she gets anally penetrated. Nick has also came up with a set of rules he must abide to in order to [[Die alone|fulfill his life]];

{{quote|-Marry Anna, have kids with her, and be literally the [[Josef Fritzl|greatest husband ever]]. Never get into arguments with her (kinda failed that part), never lie to her or hide things from her (that part actually screwed me over. go figure.), protect her from any [[niggers|dangers]] that may arise, always be romantic and [[surprise]] her with [[Buttsecks|gifts]] and thoughtful acts, [[bitch|do all the housework, take care of her and the kids, cheer her up when she's sad, cook her meals, and just make her happy in general and always put her before myself.]]
-Never graduate [[high school]] (failed. yes, i failed at failing school. that's how much i [[fail]].)
-Never have a [[job]] (note that my definition of a job is having a boss, having to travel away from home, and having a contract or other paperwork. [[Unrealistic Expectations|i'll probably make money via google ads or my cartoons or something]]. i dunno, i'll ask anna what she wants once she's talking to me again.)}}

===Maddi and /cwc/ Intervention===
[[image:Thisisme.jpg|thumb|left|Maddi]]
Maddi is a 16 year old girl who [[pity sex|pity dated]] Nick. She was the one who got on /cwc/ and alerted its residents to Nick's pitiful existence. Chatlogs, [[nudes]], and logs of cybers were posted, with the help of two trolls that hacked his accounts. Maddi herself linked the /cwc/ thread to Nick, which made him freak out. The first few threads were based around gathering information about him and reading various chatlogs. In a few threads Anna actually posted, stating her lack of virginity, her stance on Nick, and various other things. The angsty /cwc/ populace chased her off, however. After a month and many threads, Nick finally decided to take action. Nick himself started posting at /cwc/ [http://789chan.org/L/res/7425.html] [http://789chan.org/L/res/8745.html] stumbling into a flood of questions like, "[[newfag|NICK WHY ARE U A PEDO?]]".

Nick has not posted at /cwc/ for quite a while, and Maddi has given up on him for the time being. Most of the chat logs are from Maddi's conversations with Nick, and DMs on Twitter. The citizens of /cwc/ are torn on Maddi, and many look at her as somewhat of an attention whore. Some of the more [[Gotis|sexually-deprived users]] declare her the [[Boxxy]] of /cwc/.
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==Interests==
Nick Bate, like many basement dwellers, is interested in cartoons and webcomics. Among his favorite is Homestar Runner, which he was introduced to by his dad's girlfriend's son. In 2004 he had a Homestar fan-forum, but apparently an admin got it shut down. He tries to model aspects of his personality off the character Coach-Z. As pointed out on /cwc/ these aspects could be "gender confusion", "mispronouncing words", and a "fixation with butts". Nick and Coach-Z share all of these in common. Nick edits the hrwiki.org, and actually used to cyber on it, pretending to be Homestar Runner characters.

Nick's really obsessed with the novelty band They Might Be [[Faggots|Giants]]. He learned of them through Homestar Runner, and became obsessed with them because of Anna. He likes playing RPGs too, mostly Pokemon and [[Final Fantasy]], of which he claims that Rikku is [[loli|hot]]. He also LARPS, which gives him an excuse to act like a three year old and run around his back yard with a tree branch in his hand.

===Short Stories and Fan Fiction===
Nick is a prolific writer and by prolific, we mean [[shitty]].

Nick's prized accomplishment; '''The Meadow''', an unnervingly creepy little story about him butt-fucking Anna in the woods. [http://tindeck.com/listen/gthy Now in audio form!] He also wrote '''The Panties of Doom''', a shitty [[Digimon]] fanfic.

{{Story|<center>'''THE MEADOW'''</center>

'''FOREWORD''' The following takes place in an alternate reality in which Anna and Nick have [[No|already gotten married and, needless to say, are madly in love with each other]].

They have also stumbled upon a beautiful Meadow, filled with colorful flowers that seemingly outnumber the grass. The Meadow has all the essentials - a neighboring Forest consisting of every plant known to Man, thus producing food; a River endlessly flowing with clean water; and a unique climate which is always just the right temperature: in the Meadow, it is impossible to be too hot or too cold, and precipitation does not exist. The plants in the Forest thrive without water. The Meadow is unknown to both Man and Animal. It has never been discovered by anyone, and will never be discovered again. Nick and Anna have decided to spend their days there alone, forsaking all material possessions. Even their clothing has been discarded, as they are needed neither for warmth nor for modesty, as there is no one around to hide their genitals from. As such, Anna and Nick reside in the Meadow completely naked, save for the crown of flowers he crafted for her.

Our story begins as Nick awoke one morning, lying in the flowers beside his sleeping wife. His arms were wrapped around her, and hers around him. Nick lovingly gazed at his beautiful Meadow princess. She lay on on her side, face buried in his shoulder and buttocks pushed outward as if she were in a semi-fetal position.

It wasn't long before Anna, too, woke from her sleep. While still asleep, she stretched her arms and legs and, to her horror, [[Eproctophilia|passed gas very loudly]]. Realizing what she had done, she quickly became alert and at the same time, embarrassed. Her face turned bright red, her eyes widened, and she unknowingly held on to Nick tighter.

Nick smiled and stroked her hair. "It's all right. [[Fetish|I like it when you fart]]," he said. Anna, relieved, loosened her grip on him and for no particular reason, began stroking his erect penis. She slowly and sensually massaged it, which aroused them both. Anna sat up, leaned forward, and put her lips on the tip of his penis. She then began sliding up and down his entire penis, again very slowly. She did it very soft and rhythmically, as if it were not simply a meaningless sexual act but a sign of her love for him. With each repetition, she made sure to wet it with her saliva. She knew that Nick liked it wet. The way she leaned forward exposed her anus, and Nick salivated on his finger before beginning to slide it in and out of it. Other than this, Nick lay completely motionless, eyes closed, basking in the love he felt emanating from Anna.

Up, down. In, out. Anna's fellatio and Nick's anal fingering both followed the same rhythm. Eventually they forgot that they were even doing it at all and it continued only due to the repetition. Thier minds became clear and existence seemed to cease. The two had stopped being separate beings and melted together into one nothingness. But not a frightening nothingness. A peaceful nothingness. Anna and Nick continued to involuntarily pleasure each other for an unknown amount of time, and indeed they may have kept going forever had Anna not once again released flatulence quite loudly. They abruptly stopped, snapped back into their minds. Nick's penis and finger were both still inside of Anna, but all motion had stopped. Then, without words, the two agreed to take a break to allow Anna to more properly relieve herself. They walked together into the Forest and found a spot for Anna to defecate in.

[[Bob Rehahn|She squatted down in front of Nick, who was kneeling and leaning in to get a closer look at her anus. It slowly dilated as the feces pushed its way out. The suspense nearly killed him as the tip entered his view while emerging from her anus. The few seconds seemed like hours as the contents of her bowels slowly slid out from the lower opening of her alimentary canal, her anus widening more and more in the process. Once finally released, the feces dropped to the ground beneath her. Anna let out a sigh of relief and even shivered a bit from how wonderful it felt.]]

Nick was occupied with staring at the majesty that lay on the grass before him. He made keen observations on the size (quite large for such a [[lie|slender girl]]) and consistency of the waste that his sweet angel had just excreted. He clenched it in his fist to examine it better. It was neither too firm nor too soft. No "[[Shay|corn-like chunks]]" were present. He was able to mold it as if it were silly putty. He was very impressed with what a fine job she had done. So impressed that he began [[sick fuck|masturbating with it still in his hand, using it as a lubricant. While trying to spread it all over his penis, he noticed his clearly irritated wife, impatiently waiting for him to fulfill his duties. Since they had no material possessions, the two had to come up with an alternative to toilet paper. Anna allowed Nick to cleanse her using his tongue, while Nick generally lets himself air-dry]].

Nick remembered this quickly and stopped masturbate so he could [[goatse|spread her cheeks apart with both hands]]. Anna didn't mind (or even notice) that he had gotten feces on her. Nick held her cheeks apart and placed his tongue on her anus. He licked it thoroughly, following no particular pattern. Up, down. Side-to-side. Around and around. In, out. He was careful to completely cleanse it. When he has finished, not a speck of feces remained. Of course, this wasn't going to last very long.

The two stood up. Anna threw her arms around Nick and showered him with kisses on the cheek, followed by the grand finale, a long, passionate kiss on the lips. However, his mind was elsewhere. Although his love for her overpowered his sexual desire, the sight of her anus drove him crazy, and he craved anal sex. [[unrealistic expectations|He quickly kissed Anna back and requested anal intercourse. "Of course, dear!", she squealed]].

She bent over and wrapped her arms around a tree for support. Nick used his still-feces-covered hand to guide his penis into her anus. Once it was in, he began slowly thrusting his pelvis while placing his soiled hand on her shoulder and the other on a buttcheek. "That feels so good, sweetie," she said in a daze. She closed her eyes and relaxed, just as Nick had done when she fellated him. Nick continued thrusting for a few minutes and then suddenly and without warning, slid out of her anus. This caused a great sensation in the nerve endings on her anus that sent a chill down her spine.

She glanced back at Nick, who was sheepishly smiling and laughing silently about what he had done. Anna, very confused, remained speechless. "Sorry," Nick finally said, "Can you suck my dick a little?" Though still in shock from the sudden withdrawal, she complied to his request. She got down on her knees and began fellating him, right after he had pulled out of her anus.

The first time Nick asked her to taste her own anal fluids, she was disgusted and refused. But he continued asking on a regular basis, and she finally agreed to do it one time to shut him up. To her surprise, she actually liked the taste and soon became addicted to it. Ever since, they have gone ass-to-mouth quite frequently. This time was different, however. Normally, during anal sex, feces doesn't collect on the penis, but as Nick had intentionally put it there beforehand, Anna had to taste her own feces for the first time. Once again, she realized she didn't mind. While she didn't necessarily like it, she also didn't dislike it.

After a few minutes, they switched back to having anal sex. Nick thrusted slow and rhythmically at first, but gradually sped up until he felt a tingling in his penis. The sensation quickly grew more and more extreme. It was coming. In his last few secinds, he thrusted even faster and harder while clenching his prostate to prolong the sensation. He pushed himself beyond his limits. Finally, it exploded and he ejaculated inside her anus. At the same exact moment, Anna, too, achieved an orgasm, and came. Her cum ran down Nick's legs, and his trickled out of her anus and down her vagina before dripping onto the ground.

Though weak and breathless, Nick used the last ofhis strength to give a few final slow but powerful thrusts. He then slide his penis out of her anus and flung some semen off while Anna collapsed into the tree she was holding onto. The two rested for a moment, trying to catch their breath. After failing to do so, Nick scooped Anna up in his arms and carried her limp body back to the Meadow as she sleepily stared into his eyes. He lay her softly in the flowers and positioned her for optimal comfort. He then assumed the same position right next to her.

The two proceeded to lay there, motionless, clear-headed, weak, tired, and somehow very relaxed. When their breathing and heart rates finally returned to normal, Anna rolled onto her side and again buried her head in his shoulder. She gripped his penis lightly and let out both a sigh and more gas while stroking it slowly. Nick and Anna both smiled and drifted off into a peaceful sleep.|size=250px}}

{{Story|<center>'''THE PANTIES OF DOOM'''</center>
'''Chapter 1: The Dance Party at Central Veto High School'''
Sly was searching fri hus headset. "Did you see my earphones lately?" he asked while throwing things over his shoulder. "I saw them in the freezer this morning," Hagurumon replied. Sly shrugged. "Even though that doesn't make any sense, I might as well try it out." He flew through his house, digging through clothes and pizza boxes to the kitchen, where ToyAgumon was searching for chicken. Sly shrugged and looked in the freezer behind the box of cappuchino ice cream. There, he saw the headphones. "Got my earphones!" ToyAgumon looked at him. "Don't you mean headphones?"

Sly's car (a Chevy Malibu) sped to Central Veto. "I bet the party started already, man!" Hagurumon, chasing the car, began to run out of energy. He just rode along with Sly then.

At Central Veto, Sly slipped on his headphones and grabbed the mic. "Yo, yo, yo! I'm MC Sly here with your musical pleasure!" Sly played some slow songs, then started rapping at about nine o'clock. After that, Sly went to talk to his friends. TK, Kari, Colin and Mimi were hanging out in the library. "Sup, Sly?" asked TK. Sly replied with a "nothin'".

The next day, a second party was held in honor of Duke Johnson, the coolest kid at Central Veto High School. He swaggered when he walked past Kari. Kari was unanimously the most beautiful kid in school, with Mimi in second. After that was Sora, Sly's girl. TK walked up to Duke and gave him a dirty look. Kari was his. Colin agreed that if anyone made a pass at Mimi, they won't walk for weeks.

Duke was talking to Matt, the second coolest guy. Those two, along with Tai, had a band called Coolness. "Nick!" Sora yelled from across the room. "The name's Sly," said Sly. Sora ran up to him. "So, do we have a date next Saturday?" Sly nodded, and Sora walked over to her friends.

'''Chapter 2: The Attack of the Black Underwear'''
The party then went bad. Sly saw a shadow in the corner of the room. Hagurumon slowly approached, but was chased off by... panties? The whole school laughed, until a kid was mauled by the panties. The gym cleared fast. Only Duke, Matt, Sly, Sora, TK, Colin, Kari and Mimi were left.

When the black panties lunged at Kari, everyone made a run for it. However, the doors magically locked. The panties lunged at Duke, but Matt was in the way. "Stay alive, Duke," he said. The panties were on Matt's left arm. Matt then fell to the ground, and the panties ran deeper into the school. Sly checked out Matt. "Not breathing." Duke folded his arms. "Killed by a pair of panties? C'mon." Colin then looked. "Whoa. On his left arm is a ton of venom." Duke began laughing. "Why would panties have venom in them?" Sly tried to touch the venom. "Stop!" yelled Colin. "It's powerful enough to kill a person instantly." Duke stopped laughing. "Who's it after next?" asked Sora. "Hard to say," said Colin. "Wait a second..." Sly looked around the gym. "Where's Hagurumon?" Sly ran through the hallway to look for him. The others followed.

In the boys' bathroom, Hagurumon was trapped. The panties of doom blocked the only exit. As they stared, they backed up further until the door burst open, and they flew into a wall. Sly started using the headphones as nunchukas. "Beware, panties of doom." He tossed the end of the cord with the plug in it at the panties of doom. The panties then grabbed it and pulled on the cord, dragging Sly along until he let go. This gave Hagurumon a chance to escape. The others burst into the room. Duke was in front, taunting the panties. This aggravated them, and they jumped up on Duke's face. They then ran off, leaving Duke dead.

'''Chapter 3: Seven Survivors'''
Still trapped in the school, the seven survivors decided to take a tour of the forbidden areas of the school. Colin and Mimi were checking the kitchen for scraps of food. Kari and TK were looking around on the roof. Sly, Sora and Hagurumon were searching through the storage area.

Sly found something odd in a box. A picture of a woman dressed in black, with a pet snake. "Who's this?" Sly asked. Sora looked at the picture. "I'm not sure." Hagurumon was looking for other Digimon. He heard a box fall, and ran to look. Sora squinted. "I don't know. I think it's odd that this is in color, though." Sly flipped the picture over and saw a word. However, it was not English.

Kari nearly fell off the roof. Luckily, TK was right next to her. He took her to the door to the school. It was locked. "Great, now we're locked out with no way of getting to the ground." Kari looked around. "Why is there a bed up here?" TK looked happy. "I don't know, but I have a great idea. We'll use the sheets to make a rope." Kari nodded. "But... it seems as if the panties want us to get down from here."

Mimi and Colin ran to the storage room when they heard a scream. The panties of doom were right there in front of Hagurumon. Nobody moved. Except the panties. Sly thought Hagurumon was a goner, but the panties got Sora instead. Sora screamed loud enough for TK and Kari to hear. TK looked down. "It got Sora, too. That's four victim in one day."

The panties rushed to another room. Sly was mad now. "I must get my revenge." Sly found a loaded gun in a box. "Bingo, baby." He switched it out of safety. He walked out after the panties. TK and Kari broke in through a window and found the panties right away. Sly found the stunned duo and shot at the panties. He hit it with every bullet, but the panties just ran at Sly. Sly dropped the gun and backed up. Colin, Mimi and Hagurumon entered. The panties crept closer, and picked up the gun.

"Oh no..." Sly said. The panties aimed at Mimi. "Well, here's my go," said Colin. He jumped on the panties and threw the gun out the window just before he died. Mimi started crying. "Great. Who's next?" asked Sly. The panties then jumped on Mimi. After a few seconds, they jumped off and ran away.

'''Chapter 4: A Date With Death'''
TK was having doubts. The sheets fells off the roof and the doors were still locked. He decided to have a final date with Kari. The two were in the cafeteria, eating some leftovers while drinking water.

As Kari finished off her spaghetti, she noticed the panties clinging to the ceiling above TK. Meanwhile, Sly and Hagurumon were playing cards. "Go fish," said Sly. Hagurumon drew a card, then laid it down along with his last card. "I win!" Sly yelled. "How about Blackjack?" Hagurumon got up. "Nah. I'm taking a nap over in the library." Sly knew it was a bad idea, but what could he say to a Digimon?

TK then stood up. "I'm going to the bathroom." He then walked out. Kari decided tp get more food, so she ran to the kitchen. The panties then stopped clinging to the ceiling and fell in TK's cup. Sly stood in the library to watch Hagurumon. He then decided to grab a book. It was called "A Date With Death". It was a novel about a woman named Francine. Then it struck Sly. He got a book on reading Japanese to find out that the woman in the picture was also named Francine.

He then read the book about her. He found out a few things. Francine wore black panties. Her pet snake bit her and got venom all over her clothes. Sly knew what was going on. The black panties with venom in them were Francine's. Obviously, they were back for something. But what?

When Kari returned, she didn't notice the panties in TK's cup. Neither did TK. He was about to put the cup away because he was done. "Hey! Stop! I have to propose a toast", said Kari. "To us!" They banged their cups together, then took a sip of their drink. When TK's mouth touched the cup, he dropped it and started to gag. He was coughing, then fell over. He then stopped coughing. Thrn he stopped breathing. He was dead soon after. Kari ran screaming to the library.

She told Sly what happened. With only three survivors left, the chances of being next were high. This really scared Kari, but Sly and Hagurumon weren't afraid. Meanwhile, Sly tried to figure out what the panties were after. He determined they might be after the snake. "Bingo!"

'''Chapter 5: The Cure for Venom'''
"I got an idea," said Sly. "But we'll have to escape first." Sly, Kari and Hagurumon came up with an idea. Sly and Hagurumon flew out the window and barely made it on the flagpole. They climbed down and called for Kari.

Kari then jumped. Now free, Sly led the other two to the pet store. They bought a snake and brought it to the school. Sly, in the gym, sat down the snake and let it out of its cage. This led the panties to the gym. It crept toward the snake. Then, Sly gave a signal. Hagurumon, Goburimon and ToyAgumon had the panties trapped.

Tai and some others rammed down the door. "Do it, men!" yelled Sly. He pulled out a small device used to tranform Digimon, called a digivice. This turned Hagurumon into Raremon. Goburimon was now Ogremon, and ToyAgumon became Leomon.

The Digimon attacked the panties, but the panties struck back. Kari watched as the Digimon were knocked out. The panties ran off, dragging Kari along with them. Now it was only Sly. Sly took his headphones and swung them around. Followed by Hagurumon, who somehow survived, Sly continued to the storage room.

He was face-to-face with the panties of doom. He noticed a trap door under the panties. It was now or never. Hagurumon told Sly that Digimon are not affected by venom, so he wrestled the panties to the ground.

Sly kept trying to aim the headphones at the trap door. The panties were now in front of it. Sly continued trying, but missed again. He then tripped backwards over a box and the headphones flew in the back.

Hagurumon couldn't hold off the panties much longer. Sly crept behind them and quickly grabbed the headphones. "This is for Matt!" Sly whipped the panties. "Here's for Duke!" Sly did it again. He whipped the panties for every dead thing. He finally dedicated the last one to Sora. The panties then jumped up. Hagurumon luckily grabbed it. Sly gave a final whip only to the door handle. The cord wrapped around. Sly gave a yank, opening the trap door. Hagurumon gave a push and the panties fell through the hole. Sly rushed and kicked the door, so the panties were trapped.

The audience cheered as Sly and Hagurumon walked out of Veto High. Another job done, and another day saved by the heroic, courageous MC Sly.

'''Chapter 6: The Aftermath... One Year Later'''
"Did you see my headphones lately?" Sly asked. "Did you check the fridge?" Hagurumon replied. Sly rushed toward the fridge and checked behind the cappuchino and the mozzarella sticks. He pulled out his headphones.

After driving to Tai's house, he announced a house party. Then he put on music. Hagurumon danced with Palmon, Mimi's Digimon.

A few hours later, Sly and Hagurumon made a toast to the two survivors of the "Panties of Doom Incident". Meanwhile, Tai didn't notice that his doors were locked. He also didn't realize that black socks were in the corner of the room.

Sly and Hagurumon walked in and saw Tai tied to a chandaleir by a pair of black socks. They also noticed the broken glass and bodies lying all over the place. "Here we go again..."

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===Music===

Nick is admittedly tone deaf, but his obsession with awful music like They Might Be Giants and Weird Al has propelled him into thinking that he should record an album himself. Classics include [[pedophilia|Sometimes Performing Anilingus on Children is the Right Thing to Do]] and other songs concerning [[anal sex]].

He is a very impressionable fellow and is [[desperate]] to be accepted by anyone around him. All of his music tastes have been copied from his friends on the Internet. Inevitably, if someone he is talking to likes a certain band, he will end up liking them without fail. Surprise, Nick is unoriginal as well as gross and stupid.

At some point, Nick released a demo tape of songs over Twitter, some of more tasteful tunes on it include; "Doing Children in the Butt," "Blowin' Up the US," "Anal Rape," "Anally Raping Children," and "Butts Butts Butts."

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===The Coffee Crew===
'''The Coffee Crew''' is Nick's crappy rip off of Bonus Stage and includes his friends as character in the story. Anna is, inevitably, his ever-loving girlfriend. He has never posted the comic on the [[Internet]], and in fact claims it is not a comic at all but a cartoon; however, he does keep a note book of all of the comic strips. Preceding the Coffee Crew was probably a marginally less stupid LARP fantasy called "The Nick Team" which was "basically a ripoff of [[Dragon Ball Z|DBZ]] and [[Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy 9]]"

As you would expect, the art is absolutely terrible while the writing is uninspired and barely legible.

==Where Can I Find Nick?==
<s>Most of Nick's day is spent on [[Twitter]], which means you'll see about 100 new tweets every day by him! He also has a [[Deviantart]], like most freaks on the internet, and posts on [[Livejournal]] off and on. You can reach all these places through his personal website. He doesn't have Internet with which he can watch/upload videos to [[YouTube]] unless he goes to his father's house. Although, nowadays he doesn't get to stay there all the time because his dad is tired of his lazy gross ass.</s> You can find him in jail awaiting trial, which, after his inevitable conviction for child molestation, he'll spend most of the rest of his life in a state prison, barring he doesn't end up dead (which he almost undoubtedly will, and likely very soon) at the hands of other inmates or [[an hero|suicide]].

You can write sick Nick yourself at
NICKALAUS B STOUTZENBERGER MN3415
Benner Township State Correctional Institution
301 Institution Drive
Bellefonte, PA 16823
Maybe encourage him to send you a shit card and then file charges on him so that he can stay in jail longer. Maybe be pen pals. Tell him how you really feel. Have fun with it.
==Update January 20th, 2016==
===The Judges Verdict?===
<center>[[file:Nick Bate Verdict.jpg]]</center>
===The Sentence?===
[http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/columbia-man-jailed-up-to-years-for-sex-abuse-of/article_ad31563c-0bb4-11e6-8801-93e83d6c72b7.html Up to 40 years, with a minimum of 16 and a half.]
==Gallery of Overbite==
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Image:Nicklol.jpg|Cross-dressing
Image:Faggorynick.jpg
Image:Nickmongler.jpg
Image:Anotheroverbite.jpg
Image:Nickcock.jpg|He jizzed in the batter and fed these to his family.
Image:Nickpillow.jpg
Image:Nickbeard.jpg|[[Neckbeard|Nickbeard]]
Image:Nickcan.jpg
Image:Nickpedderfiler.jpg
Image:Nickhat.jpg
Image:Nicksrottingteeth.jpg|Nick is proud of his disgusting teeth
Image:Nick bate sign.jpg
Image:Nick bate kawaii.jpg
Image:Nickb bate fedora.jpg
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Image:Nick bate snow.jpg
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Image:Nicktiara.jpg|Some fan art by a /cwc/ drawfag
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{{clear}}

{{cg|Other Lulz|screensandannagallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Notavirgin.png|Nick is told Anna is not a virgin
Image:Notavirgin2.png|Nick reacts
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Fecescomesout.jpg
Image:Feceswalls.jpg
Image:Annapillow.png|Nick laments his Anna jizz rag
Image:Nickcreepy.png
Image:Showeringnickbate.jpg|On "pseudo showers"
Image:Anna2nickbate.jpg
Image:NBchatlog.png|Nick/Anna first cyber session
Image:L-1anna.jpg
Image:Annalol.jpg
Image:Annahat.jpg
Image:AnnaFat.jpg|Anna in 2013. Wow.
Image:MaddiFat.jpg|Maddi in 2013. Nice.
Image:Nickchu.jpg|/cwc/ fan art
Image:Creepynick1s.png
Image:Creepynick2s.png
Image:Nickcomcreen.jpg
Image:Shecamefornickbate.jpg|Nick drew [[Rule 34]] of himself and Anna and mailed it to her for Christmas. [[Srsly]].
Image:Fellatioisoneofthethingstheydo.jpg|dem mantitties
Image:176391081.jpg|From Nick's Twitter
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</gallery>}}

{{clear}}

==See Also==
* [[alog|A-Log]]
* [[Adf-fuensalida|ADF]]
* [[789chan]]
* [[Homestuck]]
* [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
* [[Pedophilia]]
* [[James Terry Mitchell Jr]]
* [[Bob Rehahn]]
* [[Coprophilia]]
* [[Sick fuck]]

==External links==
*{{Kf|848|Kiwifarms Thread 1}}
*{{Kf|9293|Kiwifarms Thread 2}}
*{{Kf|16562|Kiwifarms Thread 3}}
*{{lj|hagurukagi|Nick on LiveJournal (old)}}
*{{lj|kydontexist|Current LiveJournal}}
*{{deviantart|hagurumon}} (Old)
*{{deviantart|NickBate}} (Lmao he got hacked by a troll)
*{{twitter|NickBate}} (Suspended!) ([https://archive.is/sF2hs Archive])
*{{facebook|Nick-Stoutzenberger}}
*{{myspace|kentuckydontexist}}
*{{yt|cu|DrNickalausBate}} (old)
*{{yt|cu|ConstantButts}} (TERMINATED 2024)
* [https://minitubia.fandom.com/wiki/DrNickalausBate Minitubia Article] (Minitubia, because he wasn't good enough for a Wikitubia article)
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Nick_Bate Lolcow.wiki article] (Dead due to cloudfare faggotry)
* [https://archive.is/1X6pS Lolcow.wiki article archive]
* [http://pastebin.com/pjX41LpG Nick Bate's offical psychological evaluation]
* [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Hagurumon Homestar wiki user page] ([https://archive.is/SoPmp HR Wiki user page Archive])
* [http://batia-studios.webs.com/index.html Nick's website] ([https://archive.is/HZOSI Archive])
* [http://ask.fm/nickbate Nick's Ask.fm] ([https://archive.is/7g4kI Archive])

* [https://youtu.be/3HKLI-wm5a4 Mister Metokur video re-upload]
http://sendvid.com/oote29su the video
News:
*30 April 2015 [http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/columbia-man-charged-with-child-sex-crimes-from/article_6271ef4c-ef51-11e4-809c-43863c820729.html Columbia man charged with child sex crimes from 2009]

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<div style="position:fixed;right:0;pointer-events:none;bottom:0;">[[File:Vyond logo.png|150px|left]]</div>
{{ib|[[File:GoFuckYourself.png|thumb|250px|GoAnimate's previous [[faggot]] real name.]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Vyond'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Go!Animate (2007-2013) GoAnimate (2013-2018) Vyond (2018-Present) }}
{{ibrow|'''Years Active'''|2007-Present}}
{{Ibrow|'''Founder'''|Alvin [[suicide|Hung]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Type'''|[[no|"Animation"]] Website}}
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. A much simpler time... before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]

'''Vyond''' (formerly '''GoAnimate''' and '''Go!Animate''' until 2013) is a [[shitty]] "animation" website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond "animations" are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with its sister community, Gacha Life, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content. As of 2024, they've been using AI for their videomaker. Very atrocious.

== GoAnimate: The Movie ==
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour's worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as ''GoAnimate: The Movie''. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247's intro on one of his videos]).

A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It's about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol' Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn't fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.

The movie revolves around this nerd named "[[PC]] Guy" with the most creative name in the world in the land of "Toon-sty", shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b& while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It's up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this "thing" is. It's got [[children|sing-alongs]], it's got rip-offs, it's got [[Google]] images, it's got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it's got groundings, it's got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don't forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue's Clues]], that pissed everyone off.

As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: "If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they're wrong.". Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and "claim" more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]'s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it's back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with '''CGI'''. It'll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.

<center><big>'''The cancer of the GA community.'''</big></center>
<center><youtube>7Z8xGc-0k9U</youtube></center>
<center><big>Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!</big></center>

==The Community==
{{nobodies}}
Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don't know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don't like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don't like GA. Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:

*'''adamkleinschmidt2003''' (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.
*'''Isaac Anderson''': Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.
*'''Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:''' a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe's Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra "Moonlight" Disney's GoAnimate account
*'''Memy9909:''' [[Memy9909|There's already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Omegalore:''' [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Igor The Mii:''' A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.
*'''AnimationSensation02:''' A 22-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism. So apparently he got outed as a fucking pedophile for making child porn out of 17 year old and made more disgusting fucked up child pornography out of his ocs who are officially underage, no joke!
*'''Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:''' A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.
*'''African Vulture''' (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children's cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.
*'''Redmau:''' Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We're not joking.] What's ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.
*'''Taylor Jolicoeur:''' A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.
*'''Michael The Vyond Guy:''' A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called "Mikiko", and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj "users that suck" list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn't notable enough for an article that isn't an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him "Michael The GoAnimate Guy", he bought a gummy pizza in anger.
*'''MacusoperAndLPSLover:''' A kid obsessed with making 'calming videos' in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named 'Macusoper' getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.
*'''WeatherStar4000Video''': A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who <s>hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven't already kicked his sorry fatass out)</s> NEVERMIND HE'S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.
*'''Keegan Salisbury''': [[Keegan Salisbury|There's already an article about him.]]
*'''[[RainBoy107]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri'ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he's a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles' Union]]
*'''TuxToons2K2''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy's partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend's footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.
*'''Darren Pipster''': [[Darren Pipster|There's already an article for him but it needs more work]].
*'''[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]''' (also known as '''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]'''/'''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]''' on Fandom and known as '''[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]''' on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]'s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]].
*'''Amanda Rose''' ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn't give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn't give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!
*'''[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on "GoCity" Discord server at the end of January 2022]].
*'''[[Jonah Campbell|Jonah Campbell]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Ian Alexander Roe) A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt. But there's already an article for him
*'''Diogo Mendes/Doggis''' [[Doggis|There's already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.
*'''Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007''': (Powerword: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russian|Russia]] kid with shitty grammar who has a strong hate-boner for PlayKids. But he doesn't give a fuck about PlayKids anymore.
*'''Roku Kun The Vyonder''': - Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, "making [[child abuse]] videos".
*'''Shaun Sullivan''': - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.
*'''PaperLuigi99''': Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his "Caillou's Ultimate Punishment Day" video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making "[[child abuse]]" videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a "child abuser"; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.
*'''VittorioTheVyonder2003''' (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled.
*'''samster5677''': Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well.
*'''[[Powerword|James Parker]]''': A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily.
*'''Joel Armstrong''': A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|'''stabbed in the vagina''']] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!
*'''TheRealRandomLozzie''': {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK's version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She's also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.
*'''Rack Animate''' (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.
*'''DarkSideFan2K6''' (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.
**''FUN FACT:'' Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]
*'''Wilson Perez''': A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn't like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!
*'''louielouie95''': A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.
*'''NotSmirks''': {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.
*'''[[Joey Nigro]]''': A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.
*'''Tboneodeth Productions''' - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before.
*'''Chase The StickBoy''' (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named '''Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp'''], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.
*'''OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate''' (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&]] from both WrapperOffline's Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying "Lolicon is not illegal".
*'''[[Everything PC Gaming]]'''(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])
*'''spooky ghost:''' Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?
*'''Amnesiak:''' A 13 year old accursed uolliaC video maker. Latest video is titled "josh dun does the p? but what happens to needlemeyer? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? get grounds (real)" Something is obviously wrong with this individual There is an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], ''[[Battle for Dream Island]]''/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children's entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you'll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using "Grounded threats" and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.
*'''PrinceAmir:''' a 19 year old autistic egyptian fucktard who makes the most low effort goanimate videos. he's also an uncreative shitbrain who plagiarizes other people's ideas and simps too hard for samster5677.

==Typical trends in the community==
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it's a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.
*'''Grounded videos:''' self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.
*'''Punishment Day:''' where dora or caillou or someone else gets tortured or raped by their parents or family members.
*'''Behaviour card day:''' in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone's comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There's a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.
*'''By the numbers:''' [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator's puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]
*'''Rants:''' shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated "rants" which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to "going on failure adventures" and "nobody giving a fuck about them." How nobody gives a fuck about them when they're making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they're going to rant on next.
*'''Errors:''' These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character's "lair", the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says "if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here's a video with this "trend" (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren't originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].
*'''Heroes rule! Villains suck!:''' This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!
*'''[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:''' these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn't because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.
*'''uolliaC:''' Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.

===Vyond-styled Rants===
Here's how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}

==GoAnimate City Warfare==
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:
* '''The Ringleader (Blukas)''': The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he'll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)
* '''MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)''': The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.
* '''RegularSpark''' One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.
* '''[[Kenny Animate]]''' There's already a page about him.

==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:
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|<youtube>D0VX3ebAqoI</youtube> This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.
|<youtube>l2E7OUfNrag</youtube> So did this one.
|<youtube>ACwF9gVuZAE</youtube> Not so much this one though.
|<youtube>QUHGUiAYVH4</youtube> Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can't because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.
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==GoAnimate Explained==
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|<youtube>k3Pjgs9I9Ns</youtube> Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.
|<youtube>ivvSVcZ8kms</youtube> [[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]
|<youtube>j4PTf7LgsIE</youtube> [[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]
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==How to troll a VyondFag==
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.
*"Disrespect their opinion" on something completely irrelevant.
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with "baby shows" is suspicious.]]
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is ''not'' real animation.]]
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.

==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into "Vyond" and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it's just the same shitty "animation" software they hated, and cancel their membership.

== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.

==See Also==
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!
*'''[[Autism]]''' - A ''REQUIREMENT'' to use Vyond.
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally, they will never be anyway.

===Same Circle===
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond's demographic.
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is "facts"]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica's name.
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. A much simpler time... before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]

'''Vyond''' (formerly '''GoAnimate''' and '''Go!Animate''' until 2013) is a [[shitty]] "animation" website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond "animations" are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with its sister community, Gacha Life, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content. As of 2024, they've been using AI for their videomaker. Very atrocious.

== GoAnimate: The Movie ==
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour's worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as ''GoAnimate: The Movie''. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247's intro on one of his videos]).

A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It's about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol' Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn't fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.

The movie revolves around this nerd named "[[PC]] Guy" with the most creative name in the world in the land of "Toon-sty", shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b& while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It's up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this "thing" is. It's got [[children|sing-alongs]], it's got rip-offs, it's got [[Google]] images, it's got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it's got groundings, it's got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don't forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue's Clues]], that pissed everyone off.

As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: "If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they're wrong.". Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and "claim" more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]'s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it's back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with '''CGI'''. It'll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.

<center><big>'''The cancer of the GA community.'''</big></center>
<center><youtube>7Z8xGc-0k9U</youtube></center>
<center><big>Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!</big></center>

==The Community==
{{nobodies}}
Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don't know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don't like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don't like GA. Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:

*'''adamkleinschmidt2003''' (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.
*'''Isaac Anderson''': Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.
*'''Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:''' a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe's Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra "Moonlight" Disney's GoAnimate account
*'''Memy9909:''' [[Memy9909|There's already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Omegalore:''' [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Igor The Mii:''' A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.
*'''AnimationSensation02:''' A 22-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism. So apparently he got outed as a fucking pedophile for making child porn out of 17 year old and made more disgusting fucked up child pornography out of his ocs who are officially underage, no joke!
*'''Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:''' A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.
*'''African Vulture''' (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children's cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.
*'''Redmau:''' Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We're not joking.] What's ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.
*'''Taylor Jolicoeur:''' A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.
*'''Michael The Vyond Guy:''' A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called "Mikiko", and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj "users that suck" list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn't notable enough for an article that isn't an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him "Michael The GoAnimate Guy", he bought a gummy pizza in anger.
*'''MacusoperAndLPSLover:''' A kid obsessed with making 'calming videos' in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named 'Macusoper' getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.
*'''WeatherStar4000Video''': A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who <s>hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven't already kicked his sorry fatass out)</s> NEVERMIND HE'S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.
*'''Keegan Salisbury''': [[Keegan Salisbury|There's already an article about him.]]
*'''[[RainBoy107]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri'ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he's a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles' Union]]
*'''TuxToons2K2''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy's partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend's footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.
*'''Darren Pipster''': [[Darren Pipster|There's already an article for him but it needs more work]].
*'''[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]''' (also known as '''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]'''/'''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]''' on Fandom and known as '''[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]''' on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]'s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]].
*'''Amanda Rose''' ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn't give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn't give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!
*'''[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on "GoCity" Discord server at the end of January 2022]].
*'''[[Jonah Campbell|Jonah Campbell]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Ian Alexander Roe) A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt. But there's already an article for him
*'''Diogo Mendes/Doggis''' [[Doggis|There's already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.
*'''Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007''': (Powerword: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russian|Russia]] kid with shitty grammar who has a strong hate-boner for PlayKids. But he doesn't give a fuck about PlayKids anymore.
*'''Roku Kun The Vyonder''': - Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, "making [[child abuse]] videos".
*'''Shaun Sullivan''': - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.
*'''PaperLuigi99''': Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his "Caillou's Ultimate Punishment Day" video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making "[[child abuse]]" videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a "child abuser"; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.
*'''VittorioTheVyonder2003''' (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled.
*'''samster5677''': Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well.
*'''[[Powerword|James Parker]]''': A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily.
*'''Joel Armstrong''': A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|'''stabbed in the vagina''']] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!
*'''TheRealRandomLozzie''': {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK's version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She's also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.
*'''Rack Animate''' (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.
*'''DarkSideFan2K6''' (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.
**''FUN FACT:'' Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]
*'''Wilson Perez''': A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn't like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!
*'''louielouie95''': A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.
*'''NotSmirks''': {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.
*'''[[Joey Nigro]]''': A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.
*'''Tboneodeth Productions''' - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before.
*'''Chase The StickBoy''' (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named '''Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp'''], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.
*'''OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate''' (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&]] from both WrapperOffline's Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying "Lolicon is not illegal".
*'''[[Everything PC Gaming]]'''(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])
*'''spooky ghost:''' Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?
*'''Amnesiak:''' A 13 year old accursed uolliaC video maker. Latest video is titled "josh dun does the p? but what happens to needlemeyer? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? get grounds (real)" Something is obviously wrong with this individual There is an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], ''[[Battle for Dream Island]]''/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children's entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you'll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using "Grounded threats" and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.
*'''PrinceAmir:''' a 19 year old autistic egyptian fucktard who makes the most low effort goanimate videos. he's also an uncreative shitbrain who plagiarizes other people's ideas and simps too hard for samster5677.

==Typical trends in the community==
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it's a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.
*'''Grounded videos:''' self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.
*'''Behaviour card day:''' in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone's comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There's a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.
*'''By the numbers:''' [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator's puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]
*'''Rants:''' shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated "rants" which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to "going on failure adventures" and "nobody giving a fuck about them." How nobody gives a fuck about them when they're making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they're going to rant on next.
*'''Errors:''' These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character's "lair", the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says "if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here's a video with this "trend" (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren't originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].
*'''Heroes rule! Villains suck!:''' This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!
*'''[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:''' these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn't because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.
*'''uolliaC:''' Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.

===Vyond-styled Rants===
Here's how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}

==GoAnimate City Warfare==
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:
* '''The Ringleader (Blukas)''': The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he'll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)
* '''MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)''': The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.
* '''RegularSpark''' One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.
* '''[[Kenny Animate]]''' There's already a page about him.

==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:
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|<youtube>D0VX3ebAqoI</youtube> This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.
|<youtube>l2E7OUfNrag</youtube> So did this one.
|<youtube>ACwF9gVuZAE</youtube> Not so much this one though.
|<youtube>QUHGUiAYVH4</youtube> Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can't because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.
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==GoAnimate Explained==
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|<youtube>k3Pjgs9I9Ns</youtube> Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.
|<youtube>ivvSVcZ8kms</youtube> [[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]
|<youtube>j4PTf7LgsIE</youtube> [[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]
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==How to troll a VyondFag==
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.
*"Disrespect their opinion" on something completely irrelevant.
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with "baby shows" is suspicious.]]
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is ''not'' real animation.]]
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.

==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into "Vyond" and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it's just the same shitty "animation" software they hated, and cancel their membership.

== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.

==See Also==
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!
*'''[[Autism]]''' - A ''REQUIREMENT'' to use Vyond.
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally, they will never be anyway.

===Same Circle===
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond's demographic.
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is "facts"]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica's name.
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Pedro J. Garcia

2025-05-23T10:58:30Z

Kento nakajima:

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{{quote|@vGhoulz I support [[lolicon|lolicon]], also I love Busty Milf and More.|[https://archive.ph/aiElY] Pedro in his [[Enlightenment|infinite wisdom]]}}

{{ib|[[File:Pedrofilephoto.png|270px]] "I'm not a threat to every children, thats isn't true" [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/members/walter_spencer_1488.1247/page-4#profile-post-comment-26520] }}
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'''[[Powerword|Pedro Jose Garcia Garcia]]''', also known as '''Pedroj234''', '''walter_spencer_1488''', '''[[Pedo]] J. Garcia''' and '''Pedrophile''' is a {{age|2000|3|16}}-year-old autistic [[spic]] from Wesley Chapel, [[Florida]] who dropped into [[EDF6]] [[last thursday]] just to embarrass himself time and time again with his [[Engrish|broken English]], open admissions of [[lolicon|pedophilia]], and [[Larpers|larping]] as a [[white power|white supremacist]]. He was promptly [[doxxed]]; address and all due to using an email with his [[IRL]] name to sign up for the forum. [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653613724958-png.38281/] Pedro keeps [[Asking for it|coming back for more]] demanding that people stop calling him a pedophile, [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/] while having a twitter filled with child porn [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.discordapp.com%2Fattachments%2F356910992724197376%2F1041354103680417822%2Funknown-5.png&hash=121244b008f33a0bd3d204e87dea8733]; Pedro is a [[self-diagnosed|self-described]] lolicon and should not be trusted around children under [[14 year old girl|14]].

{{quote|You think that lolicon is real fucking peoples? FUCK NO! They're not real you schizo, takes some Copium, and the lolicon isn't about the age, ITS ABOUT BODY TYPE SO PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A FUCKING PEDO!|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188911] Pedro J. Garcia in a nutshell}}

==Relationship With the English Language & Other Forum Follies==

{{quote|I will urinate your ass|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188927] Pedro's English on display}}

[[File:PedroArt.PNG|thumb|right|300px|He [[Rule 63|genderbent]] himself????]]
[[File:pedro j suzano.png|thumb|Pedro is the unintentional posterchild for those who idolize the dynamic duos of [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] and [[Columbine]]]]

Pedro's English skills are very poor to say the least and he always talks like he's running all his text through [[Google Translate|Google translate]] but no, that's just how he talks and types. For a person who's lived in the [[United States]] his whole life you would expect more but he did get [[Retarded|held back four times]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-4#post-136670] and you can't expect anything from anybody who manages to accomplish that; Pedro managed to delay his High School graduation so much by working "on the job" and [[Lazy|it took him three years to finish warehouse training]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-5#post-136677].

Pedro's [[fail|great idea of using the same username or some variation of Pedroj234]] came back to bite him when [[FAIL|pretty much all personal info about him got leaked within 25 posts]] on [[EDF6|EDF]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/] while he kept bickering with anybody and [[Tard rage|everybody who steps in his way]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-4#post-136671]. In this thread some of Pedro's [[Shit|brilliant]] artwork was on display for all to see proving that he only likes girls of age if [[narcissism|it's a genderswap of himself]]; his artwork all looks like something a [[I'm 12 and what is this|kid]] (Pedro's victims) would draw but Pedro is a very childish person in many ways [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653601024812-png.38239/] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653601327861-png.38242/] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653617277642-png.38291/].

{{quote|I am a master [[MLG]] quickscoper so dont mess with me and my friend|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-5#post-136676] Pedro MLG speaking in [[2022]]}}

==Pedophilia==
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{{quote|LIAR! thats is pathetic excuses for the antis making fun of me and calling offensive names like [[Truth|"pedrophile!"]] You're projecting WRONG, Brainlets!|Pedro projecting in the post where he calls out projecting<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/page-2#post-189473</ref>}}

Pedro is a pedophile in every sense of the word even though he may argue that it's about the [[Bullshit|"body type"]]<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188911</ref> and not their age<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188962</ref>. Pedro tries to claim he's not a pedophile, even though he has a Twitter filled with [[child porn]] that [[Basement-dweller|he posts on every other minute]]. Pedro claims to think that [[loli]] is all about the body type and none more, but that is only a thinly veiled [[Deal with it|cope]] to get over his lust for children. If you encounter Pedro in the wild, be sure to remind him that he's a pedophile; he can be found creeping near any local [[V&|playground]].

{{quote|Because is fun to rape someone with a sexy bodies and Mass Impregnate 'em all, cus Rape leads you towards gigachadom! Chaddom of Kings (((kangs)))|Pedro loves [[rape]]<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/200-of-women-will-be-raped-and-murdered-during-their-lifetime.4251/#post-146499</ref>}}

==Pedro's Hit List==
[[File:PedrosWrath.png|thumb|right|264px|The last thing you see before being gunned down by the [[Shit that will never happen|Lolisho Militia]]]]

{{quote| Fuck y'all, Including YOU @Call Me Tim for attacking me and doxxing me and you should rot in hell and I'll be Successful than you guys!|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/members/walter_spencer_1488.1247/#profile-post-16203] Pedro out for blood}}

* {{EDF|m|call-me-tim.98|Call Me Tim}} - The mastermind behind all of the harassment Pedro's faced.
* {{EDF|m|weedville.977|weedville}} - For being a drunk, racist hippie.
* [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] - For "spilling the beans".
* [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] - For being another defamer.
* {{EDF|m|alphablob.1747|alphablob}} - For being a defamer and tarnishing Pedro's reputation.
* {{EDF|m|Der-Pig.1663|Der Pig}} - For threatening with calling the [[police]]
* {{EDF|m|Niggerhater.1670|Niggerhater}} - For being [[racist]]

All of these users will be hunted down by the [[wut|Lolisho Militia]].

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==References==
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==Notable Links & Threads==
* {{EDF|t|3627|The First Thread}}
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* [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - Someone really similar to him who went on a massacre spree in a gay bar in Colorado
* [[Autism]] - What he is afflicted with
* [[Lolicon]] - His Prey
* [[Marcus Potter]] - Another autist attached to EDF
* [[Graykat]] - A similar retarded ED user
* [[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - Another EDF pedophile
* [[VideoGamePhenom]] - Dislike bombing faggot who is like Pedro in many ways
* [[Galactus96Tuber]] - Similar People and the zoophilia edition of Pedro

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Power Rangers

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'''Power Rangers''' is a show that [[everyone]] used to watch at least for two years of their life, but will never admit to doing so. First aired on FOX in [[Last Thursday|1993]] when [[you]] where still hoping to get a [[Sega]] for [[Christmas]], [[UnderageB&|assuming]] you were alive then. The show has had many hit-or-miss seasons, two movies with a third one releasing in March 2017 and over 700 episodes, though [[noone]] seems to know why.

The show itself is based mainly on a Japanese show known as Super Sentai. It can pretty much be summed up as [[Sailor Moon]] + [[Voltron]] + [[Crap]] = [[Hard Gay|Power Rangers]].

==Every single episode==
[[File:Austin then and now.jpg|thumb|200px|Fuck your childhood.]]
*Power Rangers as normal faggots.
*Introduce life lesson to be learned.
*Fight those gray clay dudes (win).
*See monster and morph into Power Rangers.
*Fight monster and [[France|lose]] because it's too early.
*Wrestle with issues for ten minutes before coming to conclusion that could have been reached in ten seconds.
*Fight with monster again and seemingly win.
*[[erection|The monster then becomes giant.]]
*Power Rangers summon giant robot.
*Fight the giant monster and destroy half the city then cut it in half with a power sword attack.
*Power Rangers now as normal faggots talk about [[moralfag|what they learned]].
*Next time on Power Rangers ___!

==The Power Rangers==
[[Image:MMPR.jpg|thumb|The original Power Rangers in all of their spandex glory.]]
[[File:Merphin' Term.png|thumb|Kimberly transforms.]]

===The Mighty Morhpin' Power Rangers===
The original Power Rangers were well known for being a clusterfuck of lulzy racist sterotypes, though [[Illiterate|noone]] seemed to care. Supporters of the show said it was an oversight, but we all know it was to teach them the truth.

*'''Red Lion Wild Force Ranger''': Ricardo Medina, the only one of them who can really make his Japanese forbears [http://homicide.latimes.com/post/former-power-rangers-joshua-sutter/ proud] about what he can do with a sword. Has a lifetime exemption to ''never'' argue over a parking space again.

*'''Red Ranger: Jason''': Your typical jock [[normalfag]]. Was a [[Naruto|karate master]] and outdoor sports fan [[IRL]] at time of filming. He somehow became a fatass after quitting and a paramedic to boot.

*'''[[Nigger]] Ranger: Zack''': Portrayed by a black person whose suit was also black. He's good at hip-hop dancing and incorporates it into fighting. Also, he has the only weapon that turns into a gun.

*'''Blue Ranger: Billy''': Only one with half a brain. Closet Homosexual and supernerd.

*'''Yellow Ranger: Trini''': Portrayed by an [[Asian]] woman (coincidence?). [[Wut|Also known as "The Other Girl".]] Died in a car accident in 2001 that was arranged by FOX executives as a not too subtle apology for featuring so many revolting minorities on a kids show. She was later cremated (on September 10, 2001, no less) and fed to Zordon, because anything from Asia is an aphrodisiac once it's turned into powder.

*'''Pink Ranger: Kimberly''': The most confusing ranger of all. Always confused the group by not being in the kitchen, though the more [[Manchild|astute fans]] were clever enough to realize that this is because she has a penis. [[Agony In Pink|Was later tortured to death by Tortura.]]

*'''Green Ranger: Tommy''': Only present to meet the [[spic]] quota (are you starting to get the subliminal message yet?). Had a sweet ponytail and betrayed the other guys about a thousand times, but they always let him come back because... well... who else was going to mow their lawns? Later became the [[I see what you did there|Red Ranger]] in ''Zeo''.

*'''Cracker Ranger: "Same guy as above"''': Originally from [[Shit nobody cares about|Dairanger]] and introduced to the west as an upgrade for Tommy as he became leader after Jason, Zack and Trini fucked off to [[Switzerland]].

*'''Zordon''': A giant face in a tube that gives orders. <s>Later on we find out he just an old man in a bag.</s> Also a [[Racist]], probably due to the fact that he's like 8-million-years-old or something.

*'''Alpha''': Zordon's [[gay]] little bitch robot. Gayer than C-3P0 and the Blue Ranger combined. Had a nipple-shaped head and ran around saying "Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!"

*'''Lord Zedd''': The main bad guy from season two to three. Had his skin inside-out and wore a silver thong. He also wore an S&M mask with a [[penis]] on top of it.

*'''Rita Repulsa''': The original bad guy despite having a vagina and a really annoying voice. Later replaced by Zedd, but fans complained, so she later came back and lost her virginity to Zedd.

[[Shit nobody cares about|No one cares about the rest.]]

===The Sentai Rangers===
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====Showa Era====
*'''Himitsu Sentai Gorenger''' the first super sentai seires in 1975. 5 people in the millitary become the gorengers, while the black cross army tries to assrape the world to death. Also the 1st kirenger's actor becomes an hero in 1978.

*'''J.A.K.Q Dengekitai''' 4 random people are recruited and turned into cyborgs, and become card themed rangers, then a 5th ranger named Big One, the white ranger joins to stop the earth from being raped to death. The Villian orginization called Crime replaces the black cross army, Crime tries to rape the world to death, but only to get raped by JAKQ in the final episode.

*'''Battle Fever J''' Marvel was involved with this seires, 5 people become superheroes, battle cossack dies/gets raped to death by the footsoldiers in 1 episode. The first seires with a giant robot. Also the mentor's actor dies after the turn of the millenium 1 year before the lulzy event of 9/11 on september 11, 2000, we're not joking.

*'''Denshi Sentai Denziman''' 5 people transform with rings, we're not kidding.

*'''Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan''' The last seires produced partially by marvel, unfortunately, america was a shithole at the time, no american tv networks would pick up the seires because they thought it was gay, but in reality, they were just too retarded to air the seires.

*'''Dai Sentai Goggle V'''
The villian orginization raped multiple ancient civilizations, then 5 random people are recruited to rape and murder the deathdark, the evil orginization.

*'''Kagayaku Sentai Dynaman''' the seires was dubbed into english, the english dub was a comedic dub and a pre-internet shitpost on night flight.

*'''Choudenshi Bioman'''
5 people are recruited to stop a group of faggots called Neo Empire Gear. Yellow 4 gets raped to death in 1 episode, then gets replaced, Haim Saban discovered this seires, and tried to adapt it but the faggot tv channels decided to reject him.

*'''Dengeki Sentai Changeman''' 5 people use the powers of european mythical animals to fight the faggot villians and get gassed up during the transformation sequence.

*'''Choushinsei Flashman''' 5 people become the flashmen, despite the fact that the team has 2 women in it. Red Flash, the red ranger almost dies in 1 episode.

*'''Hikari Sentai Maskman''' 5 people get recruited using mystic powers to transform, but a green ranger, X1 Mask joins their team, after 1 episode, he decided to quit like a total pussy.

*'''Choujuu Sentai Liveman''' after some random faggot decides to kill 2 people, the liveman's friends, 3 people become liveman. Despite the team having 1 female member.
====Heisei era====
*'''Kousoku Sentai Turboranger''' 5 people get recruited by a random fairy to become the turborangers, some random student that goes to school with the turborangers steals the blue ranger's turbo brace and become blue turbo, but is unable to fight back like a total pussy

*'''Chikyuu Sentai Fiveman''' 5 siblings become the fivemen, even though theres 2 women in the team, then gangrapes the Galactic Imperial Army Zone, but fivered gets murdered in 1 episode, only to get resurrected.

*'''Choujin Sentai Jetman''' 5 random people in japan become Jetman, [[Douchebag|Gai Yuki]] is a gambler who clocks out of jetman like a total pussy, hes a douchebag at the begining of the seires, then he decided to rejoin jetman and save the world.

*'''Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger''' the first seires to be adapted into power rangers, also, dragonranger gets raped to death by some candle that melts the wax which rapidly kills him.

*'''Gosei Sentai Dairanger''' Haim saban was too much of a pussy to use the dairanger suits and ground battle footage other than the ground battle footage of kibaranger and the kibaranger suit, as well as dairenoh, the mecha of dairanger. Also Daigo/Shishiranger's actor becomes an hero 20 years later.

*'''Ninja Sentai Kakuranger''' Saban decided to turn them into aliens in mighty morphin alien rangers.

*'''Chouriki Sentai Ohranger''' 5 pilots become the ohrangers. Then proceed to rape the evil robots trying to attack tokyo, also saban called kingranger, a black sixth sentai ranger a gold ranger to act retarded, because of the gold sheild on kingranger.

*'''Gekisou Sentai Carranger''' had a sexy villian that got replaced with an equally sexy villian named divatox, also had a white ranger, it has a fucking cat robot, we're not kidding. Also the blue ranger is a teenager in this seires instead of a 12 year old in pr turbo. Also had a group of evil ranger faggots called gangranger who would become gangraped.

*'''Denji Sentai Megaranger''' A video game sentai seires where the blue ranger groped the grunt's balls and dick in one scene.

*'''Seijuu Sentai Gingaman''' an animal themed sentai where the gingamen, dispite having a woman in the team, gangrape the faggot pirates trying to take over earth. This seires also had a sexy female villian slut who is a porn actress irl.

*'''Kyukyu Sentai GoGoV''' A group of firefighters fight a bunch of demons that try to rape their buttcheeks. Has a sexy female villian slut who isnt a porn actress irl.

*'''Mirai Sentai Timeranger''' The turn of the millenium happened, so they made a seires that would sometimes take place 1 thousand years in the future in 3000, 4 people from the future go to 2000 in a time machine vehicle and Don Dolnero was a fucking mastermind, but his pr version was a complete fucking retard. The timerangers would eventually assrape most of the londerz family, the criminal orginization in timeranger.

*'''Hyakujuu Sentai Gaoranger''' The Gaorangers are 5 fucking people that have animal spirits, in one episode, the blue, black, yellow, and white rangers get murdered and assraped to death by a monster, only to get revived moments later.

*'''Ninnpu Sentai Hurricanger''' Another Ninja Themed Season for 2002. Has a slut villian to masturbate to. The Gouraigers rape the hurricangers before joining them.

*'''Bakuryu Sentai Abaranger''' A dinosaur seires with fucking henshin devices that speak to you and dinosaurs you can ride. Also has a white ranger that raped the rangers before joining them, much like the last season.

*'''Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger''' A police themed sentai season with 2 sluts on the team and some dog that Disney changed the design for no reason in power rangers spd.

*'''Mahou Sentai Majiranger''' Basically the same as Power Rangers Harry Potter Force, only a year older than it.

===The Akiba Rangers ([[unemployed|unofficial]])===
*'''Akiba Red''': [[Futurama|The star clown and the nerd of this show. A 23-year-old man who still lives in his mom's basement and works as a delivery boy in Akiba. He has no life because he spend his day watching <s>Power Rangers</s> Super Sentai and masturbates to shiny robot girls.]] Later got a new power level after merged with his robotic waifu.

*'''Akiba Blue''': Delicious 16-year-old tomboy jailbait who is Akiba Red's first bottom bitch. Likes to kick people's asses with her martial art, even though women can't fight. Was later killed and replaced by Luna in season two. She's basically the retard that serves no purpose other than to pursue a life of a popular idol that has nothing to do with being a Ranger.

*'''Akiba Yellow''': A 23-year-old female otaku who likes to cosplay and draw manga about Sentai yaoi. She was supposed to be the retard of the show until she got replaced by Luna for that role in the second season.

==Length==
It has [[moar]] series' and spin-off's than Menudo has members. It's not like anyone cared after the original pink slut ranger left, anyway. Except the [[16_year_old_girl|16-year-old]] [[Ship|Green/Pink Ranger shippers]], of course. Seriously, [[At least 100|at least 100%]] of all fanfiction from this series is about Green and Pink being [[emo]] over each other for breaking up between the original series and ''Zeo''.

==List of Power Rangers series==
[[Image:triptf.jpg|thumb|[[Asian]] Rangers have green hair because fangirls think it's SUPER [[Kawaii|KAWAII]]! Seriously...they do.]]
[[Image:shitlikethismakeskidsfurry.jpg|thumb|A [[furry]] encounter in ''Power Rangers SPD''.]]
[[File:WHITEPOWERranger.jpg|thumb|right|WHITE POWER RANGER]]

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Season One''': Mindless beat-em up action with spandex, plastic weapons, giant robots and monsters.

*'''MMPR Season Two''': They replace the Black guy with a [[Korean]], the [[AZN|Asian]] girl with a black girl and the Red dude with a beaner. Cause the original Red was like "I want a raise", so he got fired and the black guy was like "Ah hell no boy, if he goes I go." They fired the Asian girl cause they felt like it. They refused to use the dairangers except for kibaranger because they were pussies that didnt wanna lose any toy sales. Aparently the characters become the omega rangers after 3 actors got let go 30 years prior.

*'''MMPR Season Three''': The Rangers become KKK Ninjas and get an Australian whore. The seires is based on Ninja Sentai Kakuranger, but yet only used ninjaman who would become ninjor, ninjor is some faggot that was trapped in a vase.

*'''Might Morphin' Alien Rangers''': Barely exists. Also, the Yellow Ranger is a male in this mini-series. The Sentai is Ninja Sentai Kakuranger, but the rangers arent ninjas, they are fucking aliens that constantly need water.

*'''Power Rangers Zeo''': They replace animals for shapes so they can reverse what the fanfic writers did. Former Red guy comes back as Gold guy to try to take revenge on the White guy turned new Red guy for his sodomized buttcheeks. Former Red guy fails, loses his powers and becomes [[an hero]].

*'''Power Rangers Turbo''': This season has a [[13-year-old boy]] for the Blue Ranger, the enigmatic [[Badass|Phantom Ranger]], space pirates and the greatest thrashing by said pirates against the Rangers for the season finale.
**Also, they were baked into a giant pizza one time. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG-B2aJTmwY/ No, seriously.]

*'''Power Rangers in [[Star Wars|Space]]''': Dark Spectre caused 9/11. HOLY SHIT! ANDROS KILLS ZORDON!

*'''Power Rangers Lost Galaxy''': Jihad Stingwingers cause 9/11 again and it's up to the Rangers in a big floating root beer barrel to save their ship from space terrorists.

*'''Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue''': They use the same races for each colour as the previous series and has a [[badass]] Red Ranger. Also includes the Titanium Ranger that was in only five episodes due to budget reasons.

*'''Power Rangers [[Doctor Who|Fuck Up Our Timeline]]''': Police from the future recruits local rich boy to help [[Pokémon|catch em' all]]. Unironically, 9/11, again, happened.

*'''Power Rangers [[Hippie]] Force''': Where an abridged version of [[Rickroll|Never Gonna Give You Up]] is the catchphrase. Had a [[crossover]] with [[over 9,000]] Red Rangers who all gang-raped the Big Bad Beetleborgs. The first show made by [[Disney]], as well as the last season filmed in Los Angeles.
**[[Epic Red Ranger Manoeuvre|Also, the Red Ranger from this show just got arrested for killing his roommate.]]

*'''Power Rangers [[Ninja]] Storm''': Includes several [[wapanese]] and an Asian that acts white. Plus, their leader is a talking hamster! The show is now filmed in [[New Zealand|New Zealand]]. The wonders Lord of the Rings, Hercules, and Xena can do... also, the red ranger becomes an hero.

*'''Power Rangers Dino Thunder''': Throwback to the original cause they ran out of ideas. HOLY SHIT! TOMMY COMES BACK AS THE BLACK RANGER!

*'''Power Rangers [[STD]]''': Where the Green Ranger says [[Cum|Buttery]] and everyone thinks its funny. Includes multiple [[furry]] encounters (FYI, their boss is that dog guy in the picture and his assistant is a [[catgirl]]). It's shit like this that turns kids into furries when they grow up.
**Also, the Yellow Ranger became a stripper. [http://www.missmayburlesque.com/ Fap away!]

*'''Power Rangers [[Harry Potter]] Force''': The Rangers are [[The Wizard|wizards]] and fight other wizards. HOLY SHIT! RITA REPULSA IS THE MYSTIC MOTHER!

*'''Power Rangers Operation Overdrive''': The one where the Nigger Ranger is actually a nigger for the first time since Mighty Morphin. Not so coincidentally, he's also a thief.

*'''Power Rangers Jungle [[Furry]]''': Oh shit, furries have invaded Power Rangers! The Sentai was called Juken Sentai Gekiranger and had a bunch of [[Furry]] Martial Arts masters.
**Now in Jungle Fury, it's a bunch of martial arts students saving the world from the furry menace as they work for a white [[kung fu]] master that owns a pizza parlour. Said master is also the son to one of the furry masters.

*'''Power Rangers RPM''': The world is assraped to death by a computer [[virus]]. The Rangers here are composed of a Blue Ranger that speaks in [[Woll smoth]], a Black Ranger who is a cyborg with [[emo|amnesia]] that gets more character development than all the other rangers combined and the worst sixth rangers ever. Its a seperate universe from the other shows, the blue ranger is scottish, which became a meme. And some hot slut robot named [[Waifu|Tenaya 7]] was the fanservice for teenagers and adults.

*'''Mighty Morphin Rerun Rangers''': After Disney said fuck you to Toei they decided to start showing reruns of the first season with shitty tacked on effects from Windows Movie Maker. [[Win|Disney then lost the rights to Power Rangers.]]

*'''Power Rangers Samurai''': [[jew|Saban]] got back the rights because he thought Disney didn't exploit it properly. It's a [[Shit nobody cares about|carbon copy of Shinkenger]], and thus hated by the fanbase even though Time Force was a carbon copy of Timeranger and fans ate that shit up.

*'''Power Rangers [[Gay|Super]] Samurai''': <s>The word "Super" in the title is because of Nick's idiotic decision to split one season into two; meaning that it will take two years for a season to run rather than the standard one.</s> Because they're money grubbing whores, Saban and Nickelodeon took the last half of Shinkenger and adapted it into it's own season. Actors were better, but perv fanboys still wanted to fuck the [[Asian|Pink]] and [[Jailbait|Yellow]] Rangers to kingdom come.

*'''Power Rangers Megaforce''': The 20th Season. When it started, [[Fanboy|fanboys]] said "ZOMG!!!!! wHy dIdN't SaBaN uSe tEh GoKaIgEr FoOtAGe!!!!1111 GoSeIgEr iZ tEh [[Hott|sUxXorZ]]!!!!!!!!!111111111" When the cast was revealed, they were like, "ZOMG!!!!!!1111 I wAnT tO SeXxXxXxXxXxXx tEh YeLloW rAnGeR!!!!!!!!111111111111" And when the first episode aired, they were like "ZOMG!!!!!1111111 sAbAn iZ uSiNg tEh LeGeNd WaR fOoTaGe fRoM tEh GoKaIgErZ!!!!!!!!!!11111111"
**They have a bigger version of their morphers as their mentor and the [[Retard|retarded]] love child of Johnny 5 and WALL-E as the Alpha for this season.

*'''Power Rangers Super Megaforce''': The Megaforce Rangers can now turn into all the other rangers. The Black Ranger also becomes the Green Ranger, which makes no fucking sense. But as long as Saban gets that money, he really doesn't give a shit. Fanboys are also butthurt just because only ten former actors are coming back. Fans also got really pissed when Sentai suits were used, especially the ones made before Zyuranger, who aren't supposed to exist in this continuity.
**HOLY SHIT! THE SEASON FINALE SUCKED!

*'''Power Rangers Dino Charge''': The 21st season and [[Shit nobody cares about|the third dino-themed season.]] Again, like with all seasons, fans are pissed because this is the first instance where a Sentai season will be skipped over. Seriously, this damn fandom is made up of whiny manchildren. But it's okay because Judd Lynn is coming back. You know, the same guy who people hated during the later half of RPM.

*'''Power Rangers Dino Supercharge''': Hey, at least it's not called Super Dino Charge. Some progress is better than none, I suppose. Oh yeah, and dinosaurs didn't go extinct.

*'''Power Rangers Ninja Steel''': Because regular steel just isn't enough to kill the pesky space aliens. Also, the sixth ranger is a golden [[Brokeback Mountain|cowboy]] who's essentially a stereotype of what Japan thinks of America. So much for the era of [[Social Justice|"Social Justice"]]. The villains of the series run an intergalactic game show... yeah... an intergalactic game show. Talk about running out of ideas. But at least the rangers have ninja sword chainsaws, so it balances out.

*'''Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel''': Hey, if regular Ninja Steel can't kill those pesky aliens, SUPER Ninja Steel damn sure will!!! The 25th anniversary of Power Rangers, even though it's highly unlikely it will be acknowledged... last appearance of jason david frank in actual footage years before he got the [[Golden iPod]].

*'''Power Rangers Beast Morphers''': After seven years, Go-Busters FINALLY gets the Power Rangers adaptation that fans will hate when the show is only a few episodes in. Everyone's also happy that Bandai America is not making toys anymore, being replaced by Hasbro, the company responsible for [[Bronies]].

*'''Power Rangers Dino Fury''': The fourth, no fifth dinosaur-themed season. It's the first season to have a female green ranger. Trumptards made a fuss since the green ranger had a skirt, and took it off. The seires is an adaptation of Kishiryu Sentai Ryusoulger, the japanese counterpart has a male green ranger. Also the last season to air on Nickelodeon. People thought that this would be the last season to adapt from Sentai, which was wrong. Also, has the first black guy as a sixth ranger. Man, checking off those woke boxes... Also Zayto, the red ranger sacrifices himself in the final episode, then gets revived as a white ranger.

*'''Power Rangers Cosmic Fury''': an adaptation of Uchuu Sentai Kyuranger that will only use the mecha and zord battles from Kyuranger, and uses original suits, which pissed some power rangers fans off. They raped Kyuranger by only taking the zords. The pink ranger becomes the leader, then proceeds to rape lord zedds army, also, the faggot nerd billy comes back as a main character. The green ranger is lesbian, her girlfriend is the orange ranger.

*'''Power Rangers Rail Riders''': since Hasbro was retarded enough to not adapt various sentai series, zenithmedia adapted toqger, the adaptation is basically the same as its 2010s Japanese counterpart, but with swearing, dark humor, and even more blood than super sentai ever used.

*'''Power Rangers Beast Hunters''': since both saban and hasbro were too retarded to adapt zyuohger, an upcoming season solves the Faggotry done by hasbro and saban.

*'''Power Rangers Cosmos''': season that will be released in 2026 or 2027, to make up for Simon Bennett's Retarded decision to not adapt the entire super sentai season, which was uchuu sentai kyuranger.

*'''Power Rangers Underworld'''- since the retarded faggot Simon Bennet refused to adapt Lupinranger VS Patoranger, ZenithFilms started a project to adapt the sentai that were skipped over because of saban and Hasbro's laziness.

*'''[[otaku|Akiba Ranger]]''': Ran for two seasons. A parody to everything above. This time, it sets in the land of the degenerates: [[Japan|Akihabara]]. The show stars with only three rangers who are unofficial because they are all losers living in basements. The trio now must fight against da evil corporation jews led by some hot mama slut who is a porn actress irl.
**In a typical episode pattern, the Rangers will encounter a new asshole that tries to destroy Akiba, the heroes and villains clash, Akiba Red will make a reference to everything above just like how Family Guy kept making unfunny reference to Movies and TV, then the villain is defeated by the Rangers' finish move. If not, then they'll burrow the already existing power of other rangers mentioned above because they are unofficial and they suck.
**Akiba Red later fucked the world by breaking the fourth wall, thus creating a time paradox and eventually found the creator of this piece of shit show, who is also the creator of the official Sentai. Akiba Blue was later replaced by some mentally retarded pop idol in season two.

==The movies==
In an attempt to make more $$$, FOX released two movies to the big screen and grossed over 60 million dollars mainly due to all the parents who paid the 10 bucks a pop to sit in a room full of screaming kids and watch a bad movie about a bad show rather then just [[molest]] their kids like they should have. Hasbro in 2024 decided to go completly retarded and not have any projects, because of the faggot chris cocks.

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie''': This is the REAL storyline: A giant egg hatches a purple man named Ooze who looks like Ozzy Osbourne mixed with a goat. Ooze traps Zedd in a snowglobe and starts handing out "[[cum|Ooze]]" to [[lolis]]. The ooze given to the lolis then turn their parents into [[zombies]].
**The Power Rangers come to save the day and in doing so get their asses kicked as the command center gets Hurricaned Iked to much [[lulz]]. Zordon is almost [[killed]], causing the Rangers to lose their power and we find out the face in the tube was nothing more then an [[old]] man in a bag. The rangers somehow teleport to and unknown planet and become [[Ninjas]] with help from a scantily clad woman. The rangers then come back to earth defeat ooze in outer space by using a comet. I shit you not.
**The zombie spell is broken and everyone lives happily ever after. The only memorable part is when Jump Around by House of Pain plays.

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''': Also known as '''Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie''', or simply [[shit]].
**Unlike the first movie, FOX wouldn't even spring for CG effects or good outfits. The actors had to wear spandex and the robots where just costumed actors. No one saw this move partly due to the fact that FOX wouldn't even pay for advertising, and secondly because it was shit. The Rangers go around chasing a [[Pirate]] who is chasing a [[Wizard]]. Seriously. Jason and Kimberly die but only for a half a second before being brought back to life. Watching this movie may make you contemplate suicide.

*'''Power Rangers: Clash of the Red Rangers -- The Movie''': **Third film where the rpm red ranger teams up with the samurai rangers and gangraped proffessor cog and some faggot with wheels on his arms., it is an adaptation of Samurai Sentai Shinkenger vs. Go-onger: GinmakuBang!! and Samurai Sentai Shinkenger the Movie: The Fateful War, but didnt include the other rpm rangers, the red ranger was too much of a pussy to unmorph in the prime universe despite the rpm universe being brutally raped by AI.

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: [[Iron Man|Iron Man]] Force'''... Or just '''Power Rangers'''... Doesn't really matter at this point.
**Fourth movie to come out. The Ranger suits look like Iron Man ripoffs. HOLY SHIT!!!11111 [[The Hunger Games|Elizabeth Banks]] from the [[Shit no one cares about|Pitch Perfect]] movies is playing Rita Repulsa!!!!11111 Though she looks like [[Slut|Poison Ivy]] from [[Batman]] had sex with a [[Transformers|Bayformer]]. Also, the Blue Ranger is a black guy and the Black Ranger is [[azn|asian]]. The Yellow Ranger is some sort of [[jailbait|teen Pop Star]], or something, and the Red and Pink Rangers are just there. Zordon is played by [[Breaking Bad|Bryan Cranston]], which leads fanboys to think this movie will be dark and serious...just because a dramatic actor is playing Zordon... Yeah...

*'''Power Rangers Gem Paladins''': film that adapts several episodes of Mashin Sentai Kirameiger, [[lol wat|since zenithfilms didnt feel like turning it into a series.]]

*'''Mighty Morphin Power Rangers:Once And Always''': truy trang died in 2001, trini gets murdered and her daughter minh takes her place, also, the faggot david yost returns.

==Power/Rangers==
Power/Rangers is a grimdark parody/tribute to The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers by Joseph Kahn and Adi Shankar.

It was removed from YouTube and Vimeo by the killjoys at Saban Entertainment, once again proving that copyrights serve corporations at the expense of true artists who can do more in fifteen minutes than what Saban did in two hour-and-half-long feature films. In addition, Kahn and Shankar apparently can't base their work on a work that Saban based on a work from Japan.

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==Hasbro Era==

[[File:Chris Cocks Faggot.jpg|right|thumb|the asshole himself]]
In 2018, Hasbro Bought Power Rangers, not much different from the Neo Saban era, but more hype from Beast Morphers, in [[2022]], some retarded faggot with a hilarious name [[Powerword|Chris]] [[Cocks]] became ceo, he has became the biggest [[lolcow]] in multiple fandoms, including the Power Rangers, [[Transformers]], and [[Bronyfags]] communities. Being trolled endlessly for lowering the quality of toys and preformances of TV Shows owned by Hasbro.

Call him chris cocklicker/sucker and/or say Fire Chris Cocks and he'll likely be pissed.

He is cheap as fuck, meaning he only cares about saving money rather than improving the company and their products.

==Videos==
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|<youtube>7fzdDjlNOVg</youtube><center>'''Every episode in a nutshell.'''</center>
|<youtube>Ts-UJK6dRK8</youtube><center>'''Gay Black Rangers.'''</center>
|<youtube>knCgfHwYJEY</youtube><center>'''White Power!'''</center>
|<youtube>bUTc7z3J7xY</youtube><center>'''An average day for the Black Ranger.'''</center>
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==Gallery==
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File:Wakusaversexyvillian.png|Villian from kyuusei sentai wakusaver that you might have a crush on.
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Image:Greenranger.jpg|LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
Image:Rangerswithweapons.jpg|Yo, that nigger has an axe!
Image:putty.jpg|[[LOL WUT|THUHBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!!]]
File:Linkaragreenranger.jpg|Typical Power Rangers viewer.
Image:bulkandskull.jpg|The true stars of the show, Bulk and Skull.
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Image:Zedd.jpeg|Is there a penis on my head?
Image:Hurricanger34.jpg|''Power Rangers'' [[Rule 34]], by the Japanese.
Image:Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers_(E).005.jpg|The video game adaptation basically involved killing a certain number of [[fags]] dressed in purple spandex. Note the huge bulge on Kimberly.
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==See also==
* [[Epic Red Ranger Manoeuvre]]: A meme that this franchise created.
* [[Kamen rider|Kamen Rider]]
* [[Linkara]]: Spent shit tons of cash on a [[cosplay|Green Ranger costume]] [[fat|that barely fits him]].
* [[Power Rangers/Agony In Pink]]: [[Win|Banned in Australia.]]
* [[Ryulong]]
* [[The Unknown Autobot]]: Another very big fan of <s>Power Rangers</s> the Sentai series.
* [[Disney]], once owned PR.
* [[Marvel]]
* [[DC]]
* [[Ultraman]]
* [[Godzilla]]

==External links==
* [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/hopr Linkara's History of Power Rangers]: Not really that necessary since you just wasted several hours reading this article.

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Minecraft

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[[Image:Minecraftdongmod.png|thumb|Welcome to Minecraft!]]
[[image:Minecraftdad.png|thumb|This game is way too deep for you, dad!]] 

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'''Minecraft''' (better known as ''[[Chris-Chan]]'s Extreme Autism: Underground'') is an over-rated online sandbox game programmed entirely in [[COBOL|Java]] and is the brainchild of the fatass [[Retard|brilliant]] [[Sweden|Swedish]] ego-manic Markus Persson {{atheist}}, also known as “[[Notch]].” It once had an enjoyable community but has since then been invaded by autistic and screaming 10 year old newfags.

The first incarnation of this game appeared in 2009 as a simple time waster in which you would manufacture pixel art of video game sprites and blocky [[dicks|schlongs]] with an assortment of colored blocks of all different textures. But like all great internet [[Keyboard Cat|phenomena]], it caught the attention of depraved [[channers]] and [[goons]] to cast their influence on Notch’s ambitious project, which in part made the game [[E-famous|more popular than it’s worth]].

Being a game made in Java it's sluggish, buggy, and overall extremely terrible; in fact being made in Java is the very reason why you shouldn't play it to begin with. All these problems are to be fixed rather sooner than later, since the abnormally large-framed Notch has finally given up on this shitty game, sold the rights to [[Microsoft]], and left his suck-up former '[[Bitch|employee]]' Jeb to take over game design. This is, of course, a lie; evidently Jeb is just as lazy and disconnected from the playerbase as Notch ever was, and Microsoft are content to simply milk the IP for overpriced merchandise and godawful spin-offs. 

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==[[The Game]]==
[[image:MinecrapCrashes.PNG|thumb|right|This happens a lot, Minecraft is unstable as fuck. It also has never ending bugs.]]
[[image:MinecraftCockWall.jpg|thumb|right|Minecraft isn't gay at all]]
[[image:Minecraft endermen niggers.jpg|thumb|right|[[Some argue]] that this is the most common place to find [[niggers|endermen]]. Mojang are [[lie|clearly]] [[not racist]].]]

Minecraft's gameplay is composed mainly out of wandering pointlessly, having one finger inserted firmly up your rectum, and if you found that enjoyable enough to get to sunset, you later get raped by various creatures of the night. Although arguably the experience goes deeper than that, no matter how 'amazing' your Minecraft life appears to be it always can be boiled down to the previous sentence. Whenever he is not wandering around looking for that one block he needs to complete his giant golden cock and balls statue, the player is expected to [[GRIDS|grind]] the fuck out of mining, farming, tree cutting and, in some tragic cases, even mob-slaying, the one thing that keeps the Minecraft experience just a little bit more varied and organic than a plastic picnic-mat. Basically, playing Minecraft is like playing [[Second Life]] on an [[Atari]].
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===Mobs===
Mobs are just a bunch of NPCs that are designed to piss you off while you're building your house, which in most cases is a 6x12 hole dug 5 minutes before nightfall in the side of a stone cliff. 
====Passive Mobs====

*[[Cops|Pig]] - Pink thing that snorts at you until you kill it for pork chops. Notch added the completely fucking useless feature of being able to [[bestiality|ride pigs.]] First, you go down to the depths of the fucking earth to get a [[dildo|saddle]], then you place it on the pig, then you [[rape|right click]] it. <S>You can't control the pig at all, and it moves the same way that it does when you aren't riding it, so its fucking useless other than fulfilling Notch's sick fantasy</S> You can control it now, but you need a [[dildo|carrot]] on a stick to attempt to [[rape|control]] it. Still fucking worthless.

*[[Lolcow|Cow]] - Likes to jump in your face until you milk it or kill it for [[Awesome|leather and beef]]. Milk in Minecraft functions as an antidote for food poisoning, which is ironic because normally if you ate rotten meat and then had milk that'd be suicide.

*[[Lolwut|Mooshroom]] - A cow that has [[Shrooms|mushrooms]] growing on it's back. It's completely fucking worthless unless you like stew.

*[[Goatse|Sheep]] - <s>You only get wool from these guys.</s> LOL NEVERMIND, mutton was added in 1.8. They can now eat [[Drugs|grass]] to regain their wool. This is pointless because in the game you need a total of 3 wool to make a bed.

*[[Wolf]] - Because Notch wanted to cater to furries. If you hit one of these animals, they will rip the shit out of you. If you give them bones, [[faggotry|hearts will fly everywhere]]. Now the dog will follow you and [[rape|attack]] anything you hit.

*[[Squid Girl|Squid]] - Pointless pieces of shit that live in water. You only get ink sacks from them and they do nothing except make books to write erotic fanfiction in.

*[[Jew|Villager]] - [[Jews|Creepy, big nosed creatures]] with crossed arms. All they do is sit around in villages and practically do nothing besides having gay orgies [[wat|to make babies]]. You can get different clothed people to show their jobs in society but [[nobody cares]] about that since they all act the same anyway. Another way these can be recognised as [[jews]] is that you can trade in all of your valuable [[jew gold|emeralds]] for a piece of [[fried chicken]]. [[TL;DR|In short]], the fan-made "Millenaire Mod" was [[at least 100]] times better than these [[Jewish]] pricks. A major reason for this is that Millenaire villagers can actually build shit while the default villagers sit around and charge you money to do shit for them like the fat ugly [[jews]] they are. You can now enslave them for unlimited mending books.

*[[Retard|Snow Golem]] - Made from a pumpkin and snow blocks. Basically, a wolf with a brain of [[Chris-chan]]. They fire [[cum|snowballs]] at enemies that reduces their health by [[Nothing|0.1]] each time. Completely pointless unless you want a distraction. They also melt if you take them anywhere other than snowy areas, making them an even bigger fucking waste. The only real use is to let them be decoys while you run like the [[nigger]] you are.

*[[Lion|Ocelot]] - Worthless pieces of ass that do jack shit except wander around and run away from you.

*[[Furfag|Fox]] - Added in 1.14, Foxes are like ocelots in the way they run away from you whenever you make the smallest movement. They can be "tamed" with berries although "taming" them only makes them not run away from you whenever you approach them.

*[[Lolcat|Cat]] - Ocelots became untameable in 1.14 and were instead replaced with these shitstains which you can find in villages and can be tamed once you feed them fucktons of fish. They don't do anything except meow and make Creepers run away.

*[[Robot|Iron Golem]] - These lumbering hunks of shit are possibly the coolest mob in the game mainly because they toss [[niggers]] 100 feet in the air and have 100 HP.

*[[Zerg Rush|Bats]] - Useless squeaky things that fly into your face at night time and in dark areas for the sole purpose of blocking your attacks and making the game crash more.

*[[Ponies|Horses]] - Remember when riding pigs was completely fucking pointless because you could only control it until your carrot tied onto the end of a fishing rod breaks? Mojang copy/pasted Horses from a mod that was actually good but didn't give the creator money because Mojang employees hate sharing the [[Jew gold]] with people who actually do the fucking work (unfortunately, it wasn't the [[Mr. Hands]] add-on) to satisfy the needs of [[bronies]]. All they're useful for is getting to places faster, carrying your shit in chests and can jump higher than any other mob. You can [[bondage|tie]] the horses to a fence so that it won't run away like a pussy, and you can [[rape|ride]] it like a pig should you have a saddle. [[Oblivion|Comes with silver, gold and diamond horse armor]].

*[[Furfag|Rabbits]] - Added in 1.8, rabbits just basically hop around being useless. Killing them gives you meat and worthless rabbit hide, which can be [[lolwut|made into cow leather]]. On extremely rare occasions, a hostile white rabbit will spawn as an obvious homage to the killer rabbit from Monty Python. It will rape you harder than [[bubba]]'s massive [[Aborigine]] cock in a little Abbo's ass.

*[[Mexican|Axolotls]] - Added in 1.17, Axolotls are useless [[Faggot|faggots]] that do nothing but live in caves and [[rape]] the tropical fish that spawn in the Lush Caves. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|They come in different colors]] with a rare blue texture if you breed enough of these faggots (1/1200 chance because that's how approximately how many of these fuckers are left in the wild [[IRL]].) They can attack zombies and drowned if you feed them fish. [[IRL]] Axolotls are native to a singular lake in the outskirts of [[Mexico|Meheeco City]] and because of that they are [[Nobody cares|critically endangered]].

*[[Bee Movie|Bees]] - Added in 1.15, they make honey and will [[rape]] you if you don't place a campfire down first before harvesting it. You can make honey blocks which are useful for redstone components but are completely useless for anything eles with the honey you collect, other than that they're complete shitstains.

*[[French|Frogs]] - Added in 1.19, these pointless wankstains live in [[Louisiana|swamps]] and eat baby slimes (Mojang was originally going to add fireflies to Minecraft for frogs to eat but changed it at the last second because the nazis over at PETA would get butthurt if they made frogs eat something that's poisonous to them [[IRL]]). You can get [[lolwut|froglights]] if you manage to make one eat a baby Magma Cube. If they eat regular slimes they wil ldrop absolutely nothing, making them fucking useless unless you manage to bring one to the Nether. They can jump pretty high and will often [[An hero|jump off cliffs]] and die like the stupid little retards they are.

*[[Cum|Tadpoles]] - The retarded offspring of the aforementioned frogs. They don't do anything other then swim around in ponds and then turn into frogs after [[at least 100]] years. Tadpoles can also be put in buckets and moved around if you want to make a [[France|shitty frog pond]] in your Minecraft world. The biome they grow in determines what color the frog will be.

*[[Braaaap|Sniffer]] - Another useless mob added by Mojang in 1.20. These fuckstains can only be spawned if you can find their eggs in chests then plant them on moss and wait an eternity for a baby to spawn out of it. Then it sniffs for seeds, not wheat seeds, but rather [[Oldfag|ancient]] seeds for a useless plant that does fuck all once you plant it.

*[[CIA|Glow Squid]] - Added after a mob vote that [[Dream|a certain Minecraft youtuber]] allegedly rigged and caused much [[butthurt]] in the Minecraft community, These things do absolutely nothing but die in caves and drop glowing ink [[ballsack|sacs]] which can be used to make glowing item frames and signs, another feature that [[Nobody|many players]] commonly use.

*[[Arab|Camel]] - Added in 1.20, Camels are Like horses but slow as shit and only spawn in Desert villages. Camels are another mob that do next to buttfucking nothing except wander around and die once it gets stuck near a cactus.

*[[Pirate|Parrot]] - Added in 1.12, Parrots are tameable mobs that occasionally imitate the sounds of hostile mobs, including creepers which causes Minecraft players much [[Butthurt]] and sperg out and believe they're going to [[Trolled|lose their precious base that they spent so much time on]].

*[[Inbred|Strider]] - Added in 1.16 after Mojang decided it was time to give the Nether some more useful features, Striders can be ridden over lava assuming you have a saddle and warped fungus on a stick, both of which are next to impossible to find in the nether, Striders come with a caveat because if you die riding one you will lose the warped fungus you were using to control these bastards.

You can now breed animals by feeding them wheat, multiplying the faggotry in the game and also adding a bit of [[america|incest]] as well. If you feed an animal wheat (unless it's a pig, which prefers [[cock|carrots]] and chickens, which prefer [[cum|seeds]]), it enters love mode and [[desperate|if another animal of the same type is nearby]] and in love mode too, they have kinky hot nose sex until they ejaculate another version of themselves. In 1.9 prerelease 2 you could multiply animals like cells as long as you had wheat, but in all updates after, [[jew|Notch]] changed it so that when 2 animals have a baby they can't make another until the baby grows up (which takes [[at least 100]] years.)

====Aggressive Mobs====

*[[Zombie]] - Once they were the easiest mobs to kill, but as of Minecraft 1.6, Mojang decided to make it so that if you go out for a stroll in the night time, you'll find yourself getting [[buttsex|raped in the arse]] by [[over 9000]] zombies. Now they're the most overpowered mob in the game.
* Baby Zombies - The lovechilds of the already overpowered green niggers. They're faster and for some reason [[Fail|have as much health as a normal zombie.]] Also, they can ride on chickens.
*[[Skeleton]] - One of the most annoying features of the game. It just [[Black Ops|sits in a dark corner spamming arrows at you]] until you die. Drops arrows and bones.
*[[Terrorists|Creeper]] - The ultimate [[trolls]] of the game. They pick the moment when you just found your first diamond or two. When come near you, they hiss and explode and rape the shit out of anything near it. This causes major [[butthurt]] for the player. [[Awesome|You can get gunpowder from them to make TNT.]] Also, they can get struck by lightning and that makes them have a wider [[power level|blast radius]] for even moar [[rape]].
*[[Spiders]] - Annoying bug that likes to [[zerg rush]] new players and raep their faces at night. Able to [[Antoine Dodson|climb in unfinished windows]] and over walls just to [[Halo|jump at your face with bullshit melee until it can t-bag your corpse]]. Does not burn in sunlight unlike undead mobs, so no time of the day is safe from them. Variations include Spider Jockies and Cave Spiders. Spider Jockies are spiders with skeletons [[rape|riding them]], and Cave Spiders are spiders that poison you which takes you down to HALF A HEART. You can get string for these guys to make bows and fishing rods. You can also get Spider Eyes to make [[Jizztini|potions]] with.
*[[Shitstorm|Slime]] - They live deep underground. If you kill one, they split into [[at least 100]] more smaller ones. You can get slime balls from them and make <s>nothing but [[Cum|sticky]] pistons</s> as of 1.8 you can now make useless fucking slime blocks.
*[[Slenderman|Enderman]] - They are EXACTLY like niggers: they are tall, black, they steal things, they can't swim, and if you look at them, they will freeze. If you look away from them, they will attack you. As soon as you look away from them they teleport and [[rape|hit]] you [[surprise buttsecks|from behind]]. They drop ender pearls that make them disappear. Throwing [[shit|enderpearls]] can make you teleport but in sacrifice for [[emo|self-harm]].
*Pillagers - the traitors of a minecraft village and the evil version of the minecraft villagers. These Sadistic faggots have a tendency of murdering villagers and you.
*[[Magick|Witch]] - Lives in shit stained tree houses in the swamps. Will throw [[cum|potions]] at you until you become [[crippled]].
*[[Tentacle Rape|Silverfish]] - If [[you]] mine the wrong block of stone in a cave, [[sand niggers|little hairy pricks]] come out and rape you. But then they wake up their buddies to rape even [[MOAR]] shit!
*[[FYIAD|Enderdragon]] - Big ass dragon in [[2012|The End]]. Swoops down to rape your shit all the time until you get off your ass and kill it by firing [[over 9000]] arrows up its ass.
*[[wat|Zombie Pigman]] - They appear in the [[hell|Nether]] or from a pig being struck by lightning (there's [[at least 100]] [[truth|percent chance that this will never happen]]). If you hit them, they use their golden swords to [[guro|decapitate]] [[you]]. You get rotten meat and [[jew gold|golden nuggets]] from them. They function like niggers: they spawn in groups, and if you hurt one, the whole group will come after you. They're called "zombified Piglins" now
*[[Ghost|Ghast]] - Huge flying, white squid ghost things that also live in the [[hell|nether]]. Makes creepy baby noises and fires [[cum|flaming meteors]] at you. The only two ways to kill them is by spamming arrows at them or reflecting the meteors back at them with your [[cock|sword]]. You can get gunpowder and [[emo|ghast tears]] from them but they always end up in lava anyway.
*[[Copypasta|Magma Cube]] - Notch thought it would be a good idea to re-texture the slimes. They appear in the [[hell|Nether]] and like to [[guro|dismantle themselves]]. Like most mobs, they're fucking useless.
*[[Kill it with fire|Blaze]] - They appear in [[hell|Nether]] fortresses and catch fire to themselves before firing flaming [[cum|meteors]] at [[you]]. These [[Asian|yellow]] flying pricks drop blaze [[dildos|rods]] which are essential for bonus pleasure points that add to your score at the end.[[Raep|future uses]].
*[[Niggers|Wither Skeleton]] - The niggerfied version of the skeleton which happens to be taller and appears in the [[hell|nether]]. Killing them will drop coal, bones, a sword, or a skull.
*[[Killdozer|Wither]] - Once built with soul sand (shaped in a "T") and 3 wither skulls on top, you will summon a flying monster designed to [[clusterfuck]] anything and everything on the ground. And best of all, <S>it is close to impossible to kill it on survival</S> It's fairly easy to kill if you actually played the game long enough to [[cartoon|get a fuckton of anvils to drop on it]] after it spawns, give it cannon fodder to attack while raping it in the back, or exploiting Notch's lack of maths to suffocate it to where the player needs to cock-slap it once to kill it. Drops a nether star on death and can be used of a shitty beacon that ups a few abilities within it's radius. PROTIP: Find a non-[[Condom|protected]] server and summon the Wither right next to a [[13-year-old]]'s house for teh lulz.
*[[FUCK YEAH SEAKING|Guardian]] - Added in 1.8, these ''originally named'' oversized pufferfish come in two varieties, normal and [[oldfag|Elder]]. Attacks include hitting you with dildos that grow from their bodies while swimming towards you to commence literal rape, and 360 no-scope sniper lazor l33t beams that come out of the eye of the penis, er, I mean, eye of [[the Guardian]].
*[[Chris Benoit|Warden]] - Because the Ender Dragon and Wither were too easy for [[Virgin|the average Minecraft player]], Mojang added a new "boss" to the game in 1.19 that has '''500 FUCKING HP''' and instantly [[buttsex|butt rapes]] you even if you're wearing full netherite armor.
*[[Kamikaze|Phantom]] - Annoying flying mob that likes to kamikaze you when you haven't slept in 3 days. Drops phantom membranes which can be made into slow falling potions which are fucking useless.

===Planned Mobs===
Please note that "planned" means "we'll say stuff to make you happy" in minecraft-dev-language and that the minecraft jew-devs are actually doing nothing more than fapping to [[mom|MILF porn]].
*[[Vagina|Fish]] - These mobs were announced back in 2010 and <s>they still haven't been added to the fucking game</s> NEVERMIND LOL. If they ever do get added they'd probably be wankstains. New fish have been added to the game as items, including one that tends to kill you if you eat it. Also added a chance to fish up gear...though more often than not you get some more useless shit. As of 1.13 fish are actual mobs and, as expected, are total wankstains.
*[[FYIAD|Red Dragon]] - These mobs have been confirmed and will be the second asshole dragon to be in the game. They'll supposedly be more peaceful and they'll have lairs in cliffs. That being said, they'll still probably be able to rip you to shreds. Recent update has confirmed that these won't be appearing any time soon, if at all. Were over hyped by a click baiting jew called FireRockerzstudios.
*[[Faggot|Jayden]] (no, not that [[nigger|nigger retard]] son of Will smith, but a fat dick that no one likes and follows you around everywhere until he gets pissed at you. Also he will go on about "trolling" and thinks he is good at it.

===Removed Mobs===

*[[Cock|Giant]] - Giants are [[Obvious|giant]] mobs that do absolute shit and can't even break blocks. They have been ''partially'' removed from the game but their coding is still there, mainly so that [[Hacker|hackers]] can spawn them on your game and scare the shit out of you, and/or because Notch is so fucking fat and lazy that he can't reach the backspace key.
*[[Retard|Human]] - Humans were only in <s>Classic</s> (they were removed in classic you fuckwit) and they did nothing except run around like fucking retards. They had no use. [[Seriously]]. Later on, they were [[Bullshit|removed again]] near the end of beta. Before then, they would run around aimlessly, fucking up your shit in a similar manner to zombies.

===Dimensions===

*[[IRL|Overworld]] - This is where you start off and [[lie|live your every day life]]. Biomes include [[weed|grass plains]], [[Bangladesh|swamps]], [[Brazil|jungles]], [[Russia|snowy lands]], [[Afghanistan|deserts]], [[Canada|forests]] and [[Shrooms|mushroom islands]]. The stuff you may find underground will be mine shafts, caves, tombs, and strongholds which all contain creatures of [[rape]]. It's also the only place where day and night happen.
*[[Netherlands|Nether]] - [[suicide|You decide you don't want to life on this planet any more]], build a [[goatse|portal]] out of obsidian and explore [[fallout 3|what would happen if WW3 took place]]. As soon as [[In the ass|you enter]] the nether, you will be raped by [[niggers|zombie pigmen]] and [[cum]] throwing [[faggots|ghasts]], if you don't fall into the [[ass|deep oceans of lava]] first. Explore it even more and you will find [[Basement|fortresses]] with [[Genital Herpes|genital warts]] growing in them, guarded by [[Asians|Blazes]] and [[Koreans|magma cubes]].
*[[Divide by 0|The End]] - You may also find that the [[Basement|strongholds]] may contain a different [[goatse|portal]]. Shove a bunch of [[dildos|eyes of the ender]] into to it for it to [[rape|open]]. This world is just a big block of [[cum|white]] [[shit]] filled with [[niggers|endermen]] within a skybox that looks like a black tv fuzz. [[Skyrim|BUT THEN THERE IS A FUCKING HUGE DRAGON YOU HAVE TO KILL BY DESTROYING ITS HEALTH SOURCES AND WHEN IT DIES IT SHITS OUT EXPERIENCES ORBS AND A PORTAL UNDER A DRAGON EGG]]. Once you jump in, Notch pulls out his [[troll face]] and explains in the credits how he made his money from making you buy this shitty game in the first place with two people who take 10 minutes (not long to [[you]]) to tell you to [[get a life]].
*[[Heaven|Skylands]] - This part of minecraft used to only be accessible by [[modding]] and generating it with an Indev game. Notch [https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/71249283520802817 confirmed] the Skylands would happen but then later replaced it with The End. It has since been confirmed again.

===Weapons and Tools===

*Wooden tools - Slow and breaks after 5 uses. Same color as the word that describes it: Shit. Toss this shit in the fire when you finally mine some [[cocaine|ores]]
*Stone tools - Less slow...still shit, but upgraded shit. Thinking of mining the shit out of the undergrowth? this is the best way to use the cobblestone that seems to [[clusterfuck]] your inventory [[at least 100 percent]] of the entire game.
*Iron tools - Very useful for getting stuff done quickly. [[PROTIP]]: Only use iron tools when trying to mine valuable ores. If you break them, you're the one that's gonna have to find more iron.
*Golden tools - Mines faster than you can [[fap]] but breaks down in under 5 uses.
*Diamond tools - Since it is so rare, diamond tools are quite fast and last for about [[OVER 9000|9001]] uses. Only obtained by [[basement dwellers|minecraft pros]] or [[You|cheaters]].
*Netherite tools - Since diamond tools were too weak, [[Jews|Mojang]] added another set of tools to the game that is hard as fuck to get and only spawn in the [[Hell|Nether]]. They have twice the strength of diamond tools and don't burn in lava since Minecraft players are complete retards and [[BAWWWWWW]] whenever they lose the tools they spent [[OVER 9000]] hours to get, but you can still destroy them if you're enough of a retard to drop one on a cactus.

*Pickaxe - Used to obtain underground crap like stone and ores.
*Axe - Used for cutting down trees even though they seem to [[wat|hover after being cut]]. Generally useless since you can [[RAGE|punch them down]].
*[[I has a shuvel|Shovel]] - Useful for getting rid of [[sandbox|sand]], [[cocaine|snow]], [[shit|dirt]], and [[crack|gravel]] but breaks very quickly for [[rape|raping]] it too much.
*[[Bitches|Hoe]] - Useless piece of shit if you just want to survive. This [[rapes|rakes]] grass and soil for planting [[weed|seeds]] (near water) like a [[Greenpeace]] hippy. Fence your [[weed|crops]] off in case something [[trolling|tramples it down back to grass]].
*[[Cock|Sword]] - Built for blocking [[cum|attacks]] and slicing [[niggers]]. In short, you're pretty much fucked if you don't have one of these unless you find an Jayden.
*Bow - Fires [[cum|arrows]] that reach [[China|the distant lands]] if you [[fap|charge]] your [[cock|shots]] long enough. Built for no-scoping [[Call of Duty|codfags]] who are too much of a pussy to [[get out]] of their bases and fight the bitches themselves. Well...either that or [[bullshit|they don't need exp or loot]]. All though it can kill anything flying or walking across the map, it does run out of uses and needs arrows in order to fire it.

*Torches - Fairly useful when you can't see for shit at night or underground and stops mobs from spawning near you. It is also good to place torches around your house so you don't get lost (or write down the coordinates using the F3 function) even though nobody knows how to use it.
*[[I has a bucket|Bucket]] - Made of iron to pick up water and lava. [[PROTIP]]: Get on a [[rape|survival]] server filled with [[13 year old boys]] and pour lava over their houses for maximum [[lulz]].
*[[Kill it with fire|Flint and steel]] - A [[troll]]'s best friend. It lights shit on fire! Find a non-[[condom|protected]] area in a server. Go to the nearest house made out of wood (if someone is that retarded to do such a thing). [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|BURN IT]] and run like fuck. Extreme [[butthurt]] will occur.
*TNT - A [[troll]]'s second best friend. Takes a fuck load of creeper killing but it's worth it in the end. Like the 'flint and steel', it can rape anybody's house even if it isn't made of wood (unless it's made of obsidian). Place it, apply a redstone current to it or set it on fire, and run like fuck from the explosion! This is considered to be the ultimate [[lulz]] generator in the entire game since it can also crash the entire server if you explode enough of them.

===Game Modes===

*'''Classic''' - One of the two free versions of the game; affords the player [[over 9000]] generic blocks with which they can construct [[LOLDONGS|genitalia]] of all shapes and sizes whilst free-roaming the pathetically minuscule world.
*'''Creative''' - Works exactly like Classic except the player has the ability to fly, mobs can't rape you and you won't ever die... unless you're fucking retarded and manage to dig through the bottom of the map.
*'''Survival''' - The ''only'' mode anybody plays. You assume the character of [[Bear Grylls]] struggling to survive whilst building big blocky penises, only this time you have to '''EARN''' the blocks you use ''and'' produce stupid weapons to keep [[Pedo|creepers]] from molesting not only you but your gay house. Bonus blocks are not awarded for urine consumption.
*'''[[I told you i was hardcore|Hardcore]]''' - The same as Survival except you don't respawn so if you die you're screwed; [[some argue]] that this is an attempt by Mojang to whip some [[lusers]] into reality. [[PROTIP]]: Kill admin on a Hardcore servers for instant [[lulz]].
*'''Demo''' - Also the [[copypasta|same]] as Survival however it's free; it lasts for five in-game day cycles... which are around five minutes long IRL. Played by people too [[Jew|cheap]] to buy the game or too dumb to [[pirate]] it.
*'''Adventure''' - A fantastically useless mode that works exactly like Survival except that you can't break blocks without the correct tools. <s>'''or''' build dicks.</s> (Notch was sick of the [[BAWWING]] and allows it now) Completely worthless and utilised only by dedicated autists in the formation of poorly designed obstacle courses.
*'''Capture the Flag''' - This a planned game mode that Notch is too fucking lazy to update, not that he needs to since the united [[basement dwellers]] of the world have made this shit in [[at least 100]] different ways via server mods..

===Game Personalization===
*'''Player Skins''' - Allows you to change your appearance in the game to be a [[furfag]] or [[trap]], which is pretty much useless unless you either play multiplayer a lot or are lame enough to play in 3rd-person mode.
*'''Custom Maps & Servers''' - Shitty adventure maps that are usually complete shit and/or have very poor storylines.
*'''Mods''' - Mods are basically just shitty add-ons to the game made by people with nothing better to do with their lives. Most mods are extremely poorly made, cause extreme lag or memory consumption, and crash your game 99% of the time.

===Griefing===
{{quote|What kind of sick person would actually ENJOY griefing!!??|everyone on the minecraft forums}}
Griefing is discouraged in Minecraft. But in actuality, it's not griefing, it's raiding, or provoking a [[you|thirteen year old faggot]] into raging until [[never|his balls drop]]. However, the autistic kids who play Minecraft believe that someone going around setting fire to everything is griefing, and that only good people exist in the universe. Protip: doing this [[IRL]] isn't griefing, it's called arson and will get you [[v&]].
However, if you somehow gain access to spawning TNT in a server, the following is the best course of action:

 

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Many [[rape|PVP]] servers have asspie admins who put in plugins that ruin the server by disabling fire and explosions. Doing so completely removes the possibility of going to the [[hell|Nether]] as well as burning down shitty wooden houses other people made, blowing them up, and TNT mining, but they do this because "explozins and fir r gey".
{{quote|Why are explosions disabled on this server? Its PVP|cunt}}
{{quote|oh no its michal myers and he needs his expl,osions lol!!! XDD|faggot}}
{{quote|SHUT UP OR IL DDOS U U FEG!!11!ONE!!|cunt}}
Alternatively, some people in Minecraft claim to be "hackers" if they are able to DDOS someone with a $5 booter they bought with their Mom's credit card. If you're one of those motherfucking pussies that believes that everyone in Minecraft can hack you, please do [[an hero]].

Fortunately, not every Minecraft server is so gay as to prevent griefing; some anarchy servers like [[2B2T]] actually allow---if not encourage---its users to grief other players. Though, to be honest, most of these anarchy servers are gay in their own way; some "anarchy" servers like SimPVP will ban "hackers", while others have other shitty gayass arbitrary restrictions. Avoid them like the plague.

===Other Ports===
And if this game isn't shitastic enough as it is, they had to port it onto seven other consoles!
*[[Xbox 360|Heckx Bawx Three-seisty]]- This port plays similar to the online version, except you're world is as small as [[luser|your chances of getting laid]]. This time, Notch actually got his shit together and actually coded this autism magnet and doesn't crash every 10 minutes. The downside was that Notch turned into a greedy Jew and started to charge for basic shit that was a free update in previous versions. There was also a temporary feature added for [[EDiots]] that allowed a user to freeze the server host's console by throwing an Ender Pearl and disconnecting before it hit anything. Best used after the completion of a long project before auto save activates.
*[[Android]]/[[Apple|iOS]]- You gotta be kidding me! Yup, Notch thought he didn't have enough money to fill his fat folds and had to port it again, but this time to a FUCKING PHONE/TABLET/iPOD!!!
{{quote|WEEEE! Now I can build penises on the go!|Notch}}
The in-game world is as small as a petri dish, shitty lighting, and the world has fog everywhere! [[Superman 64|Sound familiar?]] Also the game controls like shit and has no fun value, with no support for game pads and very infrequent updates. [[lazy|For some reason or another]], this [[copypasta|served as "the basis"]] for the "new" Windows 10 version. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/3c3e5m/announcing_minecraft_windows_10_edition_beta/csry0j5 No, seriously.]

*Raspberry Pi ([[Shit|Dafuq is that?]])- Being the greedy shit he is, Notch made ported it onto yet another system. (The system in question is a shitty $50 computer that you can connect to your TV. It was made mostly for people who are too Jewish to get a '''real''' computer.) This version of the game serves the purpose of turning 30-year-old virgins into 30-year-old [[Bill Gates]] wannabees.

* [[Xbox One|Microsoft's New Xbox With A Dumb Name]]- This is just a follow up port so [[13 year olds]] don't complain.
This new Xbox edition will feature such improvements as:
:*ONE extra player on multiplayer.
:*ONE more block added to the x, y, and z coordiates of the worlds.
:*More add-ons you have to pay for. (Which means less free content.)
:*Notch sucks your cock daily so you'll buy this.
:*?????
:*[[PROFIT!]]!

*[[PS3|Gaystation 3/4/Vita]]- In efforts to steal more money from the poor naive children, [[Jew|Notch]] and [[Nazi|Sony]] decided it was a great idea to basically just port the same shitty Xbox version to the [[Shit|Ps3]]. This attracted massive amounts of idiots who haven't realised [[Truth|it's the same shit every time]].

*[[Spies|Windows 10]] - To try to steal the spotlight from Microsoft giving away a freemium operating system to trick old people into spending $10 on Solitaire, Mojang decided to "release" a "new" version of the game [[He does it for free|for free]]. The game, due to being on Windows and not wasting any time with [[Apple|shitty hipster operating systems]] or [[Linux|OS's for people too neckbeardy to play Minecraft anyway]], can be downloaded once and played on most Microsoft devices running Windows 10. It's also written in C++, meaning that it doesn't run like balls and drains your battery empty for 2 hours of gameplay, much to the displeasure of several modding skiddies that think learning Java in [[CSIII]] has no real purpose anymore (they're right of course). AKA, it's everything that Notch should have taken 5 minutes to do years ago instead of swimming around in pig grease and signing silencing rights with Lego.

*[[Wii U]] - Being the genius businessmen they are, Mojang decided to release Minecraft on a console that nobody owns, while charging 150% of the price of the other console versions, and promising to release all the patches much later than all the other versions.

*[[Nintendo DS|Nintendo 3DS]] - Somehow, Mojang managed to sneak past Nintendo's stringent rules in the same manner as shady game devs do, and pumped out the shittiest port yet into the 3DS eStore. It's so poorly optimised that it can only work on the New 3DS, and even then it still runs extremely slowly.

[[wat|Apple TV]] - who plays this?

[[Columbine|Education Edition]] - In an effort to get more children to play their shitty game, Mojang launched an edition of Minecraft meant to be played on school computers, you have to be a teacher to even download it.

[[China|China Edition]] - HERRO ME RIKEY MINECLAFT RONG TIME

===Story Mode===

Because the original concept of Minecraft being a dream sucked so hard. Mojang collab'd with Telltale games to make a sort of sequel involving the Wither and "[[Jesus|the old builders]]".

* '''Episodes 1 to 4''' - A guy finds a command block, whose existence in a survival map is never explained, and uses it to become God with his four friends. One of them pulls a Judas and uses the command block to make a "Wither Storm", threatening the world as we know it; and it's up to some treehouse-dwelling noobs who were there at the time to stop it.

* '''Episode 5''' - The protagonist and some of his friends hunt for a magic chicken.

* '''Episode 6''' - The protagonist and those same friends trap [[Big Red]] in a pit and leave her to starve to death, doing the world a massive favour.

* '''Episode 7''' - The protag's group find [[Rick and Morty|Unity]] and kill it before it lays eggs in other worlds.

* '''Episode 8''' - Everyone gets enslaved.

Spoiler Alert: The Protagonist wins.

== A Minecraft Movie ==
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[[File:UglyfuckingPinksheep.jpg|thumb|right|BAAAAAAA-ACK]]

Starring:
* Jack Black{{jew}}
* The average Minecraft player
* Whiny [[16-year-old girl]]
* Token negress
* Aquaman
* An ugly artstyle
* Overused IP
* BBE (Big Black Enderman)
* CHICKEN JOCKEY
* Iron Golem
* Illagers
* LAVA CHICKEN

This "movie" is in reality a barely disguised meme compilation starring Jack Black. Here's a summarization of how every scene plays out in a nutshell:

*Steve and the gang run into literally fucking anything
*"Ooh guys check this out it's a (INSERT MINECRAFT THING HERE) it's totally cool"
*Henry is cracked at using it
*Garrett [[Internet Tough Guy|acts all tough but sucks]] but through dumb luck gets out of the situation unscathed
*Natalie and Dawn are flabbergasted at how much of a mindfuck everything is

There's also a character named General [[Big Chungus|Chungus]] and the Earth scenes take place in [[Big Chungus|Chuglass]], [[Idaho]].

=== Chaos in movie theaters ===
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[[Gen Z]] started a cum-swappingly lulzy trend where they riot and waste popcorn whenever they see a meme moment from the trailers (i.e. any instance of Jack Black saying the name of something from Minecraft in the most retarded tone he can muster). [[WTF|One guy even brought an actual chicken to the theaters]].

==The Man==
{{main|Notch}}
[[image:Notchsogay.jpg|thumb|right|Valiant effort, but we all know "That's so gay" is HILARIOUS.]]
[[image:Notchisrichbitch.gif|thumb|right|All Notch does all day is swim in his money vault and play Civ V instead of developing your favorite new feature. Make sure to [[Cry moar|comment about it]] in his tumblr.]]

As stated before, the fatass behind Minecraft is no other than ''Notch'', a Swedish [[Gabe Newell]] clone who tries as hard as possible to piss off everyone around him without being caught. Over the years he has developed an unmatched ego and he now thinks he's the center of the internet world and everything revolves around him and his half-ass game. Notch frequently disguises his awful narcissism using cute smiley faces like ":-)" and "<3" at the end of his blog posts, as well as shitty jokes no better than his game. This ultra-ego finally surfaced during the huge Minecon 2011 flop and the Yogscast drama aftershock. Not the mention he said he liked cats, and sometime afterwords admitted he was part of the [[furry fandom]]. In fact, he is not only a [[you|filthy furry degenerate]], but he is also a [[neckbeard]] ((([[atheist]]))) and a [[Brony]].

===Notch's Tumblr===

{{quote|I visited my doctor last week, and he told me [[LOLWUT|I had to stop masturbating]]. I asked him why, surely it’s not dangerous. [[LOLWUT|He said it was distracting him.]]|[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/12597070416/zing Typical post on Notch's Tumblr.]}}

[http://notch.tumblr.com Notch's Tumblr] is essentially Notch's blog for the game. It used to be a breeding ground for all sorts of Minecraft fanboyism and autism, before Notch finally got his shit together and disabled the comments on his blog (only to have all the faggotry flow to the Minecraft Forums). The idiots who commented there were very easy to troll and used to white knight Notch in the hope of getting a free account or whatever, but failing to do so since their actions consisted of nothing more than ''omg hi notch i made a site and it has a review its at (Insert Shitty Site Name) plz sign up!!11''

{{quote|[[bullshit|I’m exhausted!]] I’d really like to do a Seecret Friday update, both to keep you guys happy and to actually get to do some programming myself, but I need to [[fap|wind down.]]|Just one of Notch's fine examples of laziness.}}

Notch's Tumblr, like all Tumblr blogs, consists mostly of shit nobody gives a fuck about. It used to be filled with news about Minecraft's development progress (back when there was still any progress to report), but as the months flew by and the fanbase grew to a ridiculous size for such a crappy game the place got littered with posts of Notch praising himself and talking about how he loves playing video games.

===Notch's Twitter===
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This is where Notch tells everyone about shitty updates he's adding, chats to Jeb about when they're going to have [[buttsecks]] together, and what he's eating. He also tells about what videogames he's playing and how he's procrastinating when he's supposed to be working on gaycraft.

Recently, Notch replied to a <del>buttsex request</del> <del>challenge</del> demand from a brony, and came out of the brony closet: https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/160076467559071744

{{quote|[[Shit no one cares about|Civilization 5]] just got unlocked on Steam.|Notch, telling us about his [[Shit no one cares about|interesting life]].}}

===Notch and Judaism===
[[Image:Notch truth.png‎|thumb|right|The truth about Notch]]

As time goes by, more and more evidence piles up in favor of Notch being a kike. If it wasn't obvious from his fat, bald Jewhead, Notch keeps proving to everyone that he's in it just for the money. At first he turned Minecraft into a paid game, and he then increased the price (twice!) in order to squeeze out more cash. In addition to that, Notch claims that [http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2175441966/minecraft-beta-december-20-2010 anyone who bought Minecraft after the 20th of December, 2010 will have to pay for some future updates and expansions] unlike the high elite who bought the game during its Alpha stage. Denying these beta-ordering faggots free updates will increase the size of egos in autists who bought the game beforehand. At this point, it's obvious that Notch included this feature to help alpha-fags [[e-penis|get better hung]] than [[You|others]].

==The Community==
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[[File:Autism_Boy.jpg|thumb|Your typical [[newfag|Minefag]]]]
The Minecraft community is a prime example of [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|stagnation and faggotry taking over a nice place]]. What started out as a small group of gamers who simply enjoyed a small indie game turned out to be one of the world's most repulsive shitholes in the history of the internet. The community is so overflown with faggots, self-importance, sexually-repressed fanboys and [[autism]], it's virtually impossible to find even a single shred of [[lulz]] or faith in mankind in the ''misery mire'' that is the Minecraft fandom.

===Minecraft Forums===
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[[image:Yifflol.png|thumb|right|Minecraft forums in a nutshell.]]
[[image:SalothSoros.png|thumb|right|The Villager who's allways watching.]]
[[image:Afurryfaggotonminecraftforums.png|thumb|right|A [[closet furry|neko]] crying over above image, sent by other [[closet furry|complete aspie]] Quatroking.]]
[http://www.minecraftforum.net Minecraft's Forums] is the core of the Minecraft community, and therefore it is the most disgusting part of it. The forums contain the biggest shitpile of drama ever seen for [[100_years_ago|at least 100 years]]. Drama ranging from [[oldfags]] being chased off by illiterate [[newfag]] [[Muslim|Muslims]] to [[Lolwut|Alchohol fueled genital photography]]. [[Blockland|Filled with asspies and moderator brown-nosing, the dramafest never ends whilst mouth-foaming aspies try to defend themselves from hundreds of other mouth-foaming aspies]].

Some [[veterans]] [[Some argue|may argue]] that things were much better before Minecraft became [[Bullshit|popular]], and before the [[furfag]] attack began. This argument is supported by the [[fact]] that most, if not all the original players left the forum [[Last Thursday|years ago]].
Today it's essentially walking into hell - furfag degenerates with over 9,000 posts bragging about their ED edits and getting [[b&|banned]], [[Hipocrite|for calling out other furfags]]. Because of how butthurt the administration is, there are now rules against saying anything negative about [[furries]], [[pedophiles]], [[necrophilia|necrophiles]], [[Niggers|black people]] or [[white people]]. This may be due to the fact that the administration team is 100% [[gay|diverse]], and are more open about it than people who put the word "[[furry|retard]]" in their fucking name.

==== Modding Section ====

The modding section of the site is where most of the drama happens. Filled with angst, constant complaining, mods which crash the game, devs filled to the brim with [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]], and more [[AdFly]] links than stars in the sky, this is the festering stretched out asshole of the forums. Much drama can be found here, as regular users demand mod developers to add pointless features or design mods specifically to their liking and end up complaining if something they want is not added. The mod developers themselves usually end up ignoring any bugs which come up in their mods, and many don't even bother trying to update them in any way. Shockingly, there are low amount of furries in this section, probably because they tend to inhabit other sections about who can make the worst looking [[autism|wolfdogcatdragonponyunicorn]] skin for their characters that they will never see [[fail|because minecraft is played in first person]].

Most of the time spent by mod developers is dedicated to [[Arguing on the internet|arguing with other developers]] over who is stealing who's stuff, and trying to protect any bit of their work in an autistic game of who downloads who's mod the most. Instead of fixing bugs or trying to co-operate with other devs to make better mods or making it easier for others to make them, they instead put effort into [[Insane|making sure their mods are as incompatible as possible with the mods of other developers]]. So in the end nothing ever ends up getting done, as the crab mentality of the entire community guarantees that it will remain the shithole it is, because the developers will continue to spite and drag each other down instead of trying to better themselves and the community.

==== Texture Packs ====

The modding section also features the texture packs subforum, which mostly consist of these 4 types of texture packs:

* A slightly modified version of the default (i.e.: they upscaled the default terrain.png via nearest neighbor to a very high resolution and slapped a Photoshop filter on it)

* "Simple" texture packs, which are either the default textures reduced to less than 10 colors, or make it so that everything is a solid block.

* "Photorealistic" texture packs, which are usually high-resolution and comprised of stolen Google image searches. [[Fail|They look mostly like shit because of the game's blocky nature.]]

* A half-assed tribute to another, usually much better video game's graphic style.

Texture pack resolutions can vary from 1x to 1024x. Everything between 32x and 256x looks like shit because of the pixels being too big for any fine texturing, yet too small for minimalism. Naturally, these are also the most common texture packs found on the forum. Moreover, unless you have a computer with its price in the five digits, you will not be able to run a texture pack on the higher end of the spectrum, [[Fail|despite 1024x usually being able to run on a Nintendo Wii, with most modern games having textures almost 8 times as large.]]

The texture pack community [[Lie|started out as a pretty cool place]], mostly owing to the [[Autism|curiosity surrounding how high texture pack resolutions could go]]. But as with all things related to Minecraft, it too went downhill, mostly due to thieves and an unsurprisingly terrible good:shit ratio.

===/r/Minecraft===
[http://www.reddit.com/r/minecraft /r/Minecraft] is the fastest-growing Minecraft-related fan [[circlejerk]] and another prime beacon of [[faggotry]] and a small inner-circle inside the big liberal and 'intellectual' blob that is [[Reddit]] (AKA a "subreddit"). While /r/Minecraft isn't occupied by furries and underage boys, it is full of the next worst type of fans: [[Fat|Overweight]], [[Basement dweller|25+ year old basement dwelling]] [[Manchild|manchildren]] and [[Autism|social freaks]] who live off their parents' [[I am disappoint|disapproving looks]].

/r/Minecraft is perhaps best known for being the lurking ground of the game developers, Notch and Jeb. Although most Mojang employees only post something once in a blue moon, many of the miserable losers who surf there see it as a soap box, from which they can order the developers around using "suggestions" and "ideas".

Whenever they're not presenting any "humble suggestions", most fags on /r/Minecraft spend their days participating in a horrible [[fan]] [[circlejerk]]. This involves posting pictures of themselves wearing Minecraft costumes, baking Minecraft-themed cakes and buying overpriced Minecraft merchandise all in an attempt to earn as much digital points (called "karma") as possible. If you enter /r/Minecraft more than once you might notice how repetitive the top threads tend to get; that's because the local hivemind only upvotes the same handful of post types, and nothing else.

In terms of drama, /r/Minecraft is quite dull. Even the most lulzy of events there are simply reflections of much larger flamewars (e.g. the Yogscast flop). It is worth visiting only for the sake of research and study; holding such a fine array of manchildren and leeches on society.

===Minepedia===
{{quote|<@Quatroking> Being mildly autistic myself, I do not tolerate any of this shit at all.|Quatroking|banning anyone on [[IRC]] for making remarks about autism}}
The [http://www.minecraftwiki.net Minepedia] is Minecraft's [[shitstorm|community-run]] Wiki. It is run by Quatroking, a known aspergic and sufferer of [[USI]], also a known [[newfag]]. There are a bunch of [[Wikipedo]]s monitoring the site too, assuming they are "''[[sad|a vandal fighter, and sock hunter on wikipedia]]"''. The Minepedia normally gets trolled by /v/ every friday during an update, tricking the autistics into thinking cars/dragons/whatever was added to the game.

There are actually two Minepedias. [http://web.archive.org/web/20101029203812/http://minepedia.net/index.php?title=Aspergate This one supports the lulz.]

====Quatroking himself====

{{quote|So i was just hanging out with my cousin, and we were in my room and somehow we ended up blowing eachother... hes coming over tomorrow ;D|Quatroking before he got popular}}

[[image:Quatroking.JPG|thumb|right|Quatroking in the flesh.]]
[[image:Quatrokingisthenewcwc.png|thumb|right|He collects dolls too?]]
Quatroking feels himself to be [[1337]] in every way, starting with having [http://www.minecraftwiki.net/index.php?title=Quatroking&oldid=11567 his own article on Minepedia] whilst [[hypocrite|saying no vanity articles are allowed]]. This article is under a constant edit war due to the [[fanboy|fanbase]] denying Quatroking being of any significance at all. He finally caved in after realizing he is unimportant and actually contributed nothing at all to the game.

After finally getting OPs for sucking a lot of furry cock, Quatroking bans people from #minecraft for dissing autism due to himself being autistic. However, Quatroking doesn't actually know how IRC works, it seems:

Also, he's so hated by the community itself, his title was [[I did it for the lulz|once changed from "Wiki Admin" to "Dick"]] on the official Minecraft forum.

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====The Aspergite drama====
[[image:Aspergite.jpg|left|thumb|The original Aspergite article.]]
In July 2010, /v/ decided to fuck with the asspie admins of Minepedia. Because one of the items Notch added to the game originally had no name, players had to come up with their own name. /v/ called this new item Aspergite. Fitting for the game, [[amirite]]?

/v/ soon created the article for Aspergite. It was honestly very [[lulz]]y and for the time in which it existed made the Wiki worth going to. However, as this article came into view of the admins, Quatroking got severely [[butthurt]] as his disability was mocked. He banned users for arguing on Aspergite's talk page, then had to ban a wide range of users (plus innocent ones as well) then [[baleet|bawwwleted]] the article.

After the article's deletion, [[Anon]]s from /v/ asked Quatroking via his talk page about why the article was removed. He replied saying it was due to trolls.

A page on Aspergium is also archived [[Minecraft/Aspergium|here]]. You can use it to effectively troll the autists.
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===[[White Knighting|The Notch Defense Force]]===

There are two cliques that frequent the Minecraftian community swamp - an army of entitled basement-dwellers who believe the $10EUR they borrowed from mommy to pay for their digital crack gives them the right to dictate the developer's life, and The [[White knights|Notch Defense Force]], a collection of [[underage]] faggots and asspained autists willing to jump to the defense of Notch's e-peen, and kiss his fat-ass for recognition. When these groups collide, it can create bullshit so massive that it breaks the very fabric of the internet.

Obviously this creates ample trolling possibilities, but members of the community have over-compensated to the point where anyone who simply disagrees with someone's comment is labelled a "troll." Ironically, this hyper-sensitivity makes trolling even easier. Sometimes it seems that even Notch trolls the community, such as when he delayed a [[Bullshit|"Secret Friday Update"]] to play Civ 5 instead.

===Autism Influence===
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{{quote|<Rooster> I had a dream Notch PM'd me on this IRC with a SMP Beta code invite.
<Rooster> Then I woke up.
<Rooster> FUUUUUU|Notch fanboy|having a wet dream}}
[[Image:Vgcatsminecraft.jpg|thumb|100px|VG Cats failtastic Minecraft parody.]]
As said before, channers of the [[vidya]] and their estranged [[goon]] brethern use Minecraft by hosting servers and occasionally [[griefing]] the hell out of other servers. Some of the more popular methods towards succeeding in trolling would be through causing deliberate destruction of other people’s hard work, or flooding or unleashing a deadly [[Flame war|torrent of lava]]. It was thanks to Notch's constant viral advertising on [[v/|/v/]] that 4chan got involved in the first place.

Minecraft has even caught the attention of [[VG Cats]], in which they did an [[Uncyclopedia]] level satire along with their own mix of [[weeaboo]] [[furfaggotry]].

Minecraft may lead to [[13 year old boy|people]] developing symptoms of [[Autism]].
[[image:AuspieCraftGoastcx.jpg|thumb|right|<strike>Sick Fucks</strike> [[Goatse|the previous user gaped at this exposed hole]].]]

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===MCYT===
Known as MineCraft YouTube. It has been around since the game ever launched and somehow gets even more [[autistic]] in May 2019 when Minecraft celebrates it's 10th birthday. The community's mostly active on [[Twatter]] as [[Youtuber|Jewtubers]] like [[Dream]] manages to influence a breed of Gen Z's into having a parasocial relationship with their "favorites".

{{kf|89134|Thread about MCYT.}}

==The Drama==

As you might have noticed (if you've actually read everything written above), the nature of the shitty game, lazy developer and Autistic community all make Minecraft an excellent stage for lots and lots of E-drama (and in some cases even IRL-drama). This section will list all the major conflicts and lulz-spewing trollcanoes.

===The Great Multiplayer Code Leak of 2010===

Late at night on July the 26th 2010, somebody joined the World of Minecraft Livestream and leaked the invite code "!!Thomas!!" to the Survival Multiplayer testing whilst the faggot who was streaming was giving out clues about the code. 5 minutes later this code found it's way onto /v/.

[[Faggot|Quatroking]], trying to keep Multiplayer to himself like a Jew and continuing to want to feel important, demanded Notch to shut down the server. Notch responded with a simple "lol no" and kept the server up, [[NO U|even releasing the invite code]] on his [[Twitter]]. Quatroking then tried to cause drama by blaming the code leak on World of Minecraft and Brocraft, then eventually [[typical|the blame spread to /v/]].

The next morning, whilst the server was being raped by autologin scripts, Notch decided to take down the server so he could get some work done. This caused more butthurt as retards blamed it on the fact that everyone had access to the server regardless of Notch publicly inviting everyone.

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===The Server Mod MCAdmin Drama===
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{{quote|[[Assburgers|i prefer computers to people, they don't let you down, they don't lie to you, they don't fuck with you]]|Doridian|fully expressing how pathetic he is}}

Sometime later, on [[Last Thursday|October the 26th, 2010]], a user named Bradster was running his server with this mod when Doridian (the mod's creator) [[hax|bypassed]] the whitelist and [[furfaggotry|fagged]] up the server with his shitty English until the dude [[b&|banned]] him. Doridian was [[butthurt]] and banned the server owner [[no u|from his own server]] and proceeded to [[rape|chastise]] him until he got unbanned.

Later the mod was decompiled and it was discovered that the devs Doridian and Intoxicated had added backdoors to give them power to [[troll]] the servers of everyone using the mod, and even to globally ban people they don't like from using these servers. The dev began to [[BAWWW]] that no one liked him [[irl]] and everyone else began to whine that his actions were [[lolsuit|illegal]]. Eventually they wrote a [[dubious disclaimer]] excusing them of everything and [[pussy|removed the offending code]].

[[tl;dr]] Doridian is a [[furry]] who owns [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hardblush a gay furry group on Steam] and a [[fail|troll]] who pissed off the [[assburgers|masses]] with his shit mod. Because the Minecraft forums is overrun with furfag moderators, simply saying yiff in hell will result in a ban, so [[Personal army|how about you call him to tell him how much you appreciate his work?]]

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===Secret Beta Update Drama===
On [[Last Thursday|December 21, 2010]], Notch moved the game into beta. Along with this, he added capes [[Elitist|for his fellow Mojang Employees]], and an update he dubbed [[Shiny Pidgey|more rare than this]]. On the forums, the Minefags tried [[Lazy|as hard as they could]] to find the secret. Many [[Troll|trolls]] took the opportunity to create hoaxes about what the update was. Many created fake [[Shoop|screenshots]], [[Hax|saves]], or simply lied about what it was. In the end, the Notch told them that he had given a user named Deadmau5 a custom model that gave his character [[Furry|mouse ears]]. [[Fail|Notch had already posted a screenshot of it prior to the beta release]]. Deadmau5 had gained this custom model because he had used [[Fail|Minecraft graphics]] at a [[DJ|rave party]].

*[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2164035817/jump-to-1-34-or-so-3-deadmau5 Deadmau5's vidya and model].
*[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2389820531/minecraft-beta Beta details]
*[http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1020&t=112662 Minecraft Forum spergs get butthurt since after contributing nothing to the world they got nothing back! Zomg!1]

===Receive More Updates===
'''RMU''' is some sort of [[Internet tough guy|Internet Tough]] faction that DDoSed minecraft.net because there weren't any updates to Minecraft in a certain timeframe, [[unrealistic expectations|and wanted updates NAO]]. This ended up in minecraft.net being taken down for a few days whilst a [[13 year old boy|15-year-old]] [[script kiddie]] was busy [[LOIC]]ing the site to death.

After the Halloween update to Minecraft, RMU continued crying about it saying it wasn't good enough, boasting about how they had 3,000 or whatever members who would help launch a DDoS against Notch. As anything performed by aspies, it failed miserably.

*{{Archive|MLF1|Kotaku article}}
*[http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2010/10/minecraft-ddos/ Wired article]

===Minecon 2011===

Minecon 2010 was a poorly planned [[fanboy]] [[Circlejerk|wankfest]] taking place in the US shortly after Minecraft got its first spoonful of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|unwarranted self-importance]]. About 50 Autistic faggots rounded up to suck Notch's lower body section while wearing "silly" Minecraft costumes.

Minecon 2011, happening roughly a year later, was pretty much the same thing but on a much larger scale. It took place at the Mandaly Bay [[Casino|resort]] in Las Vegas, a venue far too small for the amount of tickets sold. The place was crowded, hot and filled to capacity with stupidity and fan-cum. Survivors report seeing endless lines, shitty entertainment and a clusterfuck of shiny colors, attended by crowds of sad, underwhelmed people. Some idiots actually payed thousands of dollars between plane tickets, hotel costs and the exuberantly overpriced entry fee just to be spit in the face by Notch himself.

====Yogscast E-Peen Drama====
[[Image:Notchtrolled.png |center| Notch got <s>[[troll|trolled]]</s> [[butthurt|butthurt]] by the Yogscast gags on November 2011|500px|thumb]]

The [[Yogscast]] is a group of Minenerds taking it to the extreme. During Minecon 2011, being the [[Faggots|epic Minecraft celebrities]] they are, they got all [[butthurt]] and [[USI]] and decided that they are the [[Alpha geek|prime alpha males]] in the particular nerdwank they were partaking in, and so demanded [[Unrealistic expectations|special treament]]. Notch took this as a personal attack on his ego, and accused the Yogscast team of being assholes (See image above; [[Lulz|amusingly enough]], pretty much all of the shit Notch accused the Yogscast of doing didn't actually happened, and he later had to [[fail|apologize]] for believing the bullshit his [[Aspie]] fans were bitching about). The Yogscast team replied by calling Notch and Mojang out and finally telling them what a bunch of lazy greedy Jews they are. Notch, now really pissed, summoned his army of fanboys by addressing the issue on his [[Twitter]].

The biggest [[shitstorm]] seen in ages was to follow. Each side called the other dicks, then apologized and then called them dicks again. All Minecraft-related [[Web 2.0]] websites were torn to pieces by the endless flaming, rage and trolls. [[Hanukkah|It is said that the original fight between Notch and Yogscast was barely lulzy enough to keep the flamewars lit for one day, yet the flamewars continued for eight days of constant butthurt]]. A true [[Jew]] miracle.

====Community Aftermath====

The entire convention was no more than a way to squeeze out some extra cash out of the little kids who play the shitty game. Notch and his little action team broke a new record in unprofessional party planning by trying to be as [[Jew|Jewish]] as possible and avoid spending even a single unnecessary dollar. But don't tell that to their little personal army, for saying even one bad word against the [[Al Gore|savior of the internet]] will lead you to an instant [[Banned|ban]].

Soon after the convention was over, the more mature parts of the community went online to expose and discuss the sheer incompetence displayed by Mojang's staff. The internet, being the internet, wanted someone to point fingers at. The Jews were, as always, the first to blame, but soon enough the Minefags have found a much more satisfying target: None other than the great [[attention whore]] '''MinecraftChick'''.

MinecraftChick is a [[Girl Gamer|gurl gamer]], of the worst kind. Although claiming to have never played Minecraft in her life (or any other [[vidya]] for that matter), she [[Bullshit|names herself after it BEFORE playing it "for the first time"]]. Being Notch's personal whore, Mojang have ''actually hired'' the ugly landwhale to be ''paid'' for doing ''nothing''. No. Seriously. Look it up. MinecraftChick 'works' for Mojang, and her official job title is "Director of Fun" (ain't that something to put on your resume, eh?). If rumors are to be believed, one of the only actually jobs the Mojang Director of Fun ever had to do was to plan out and manage the convention, which would explain why it turned out terrible, and might even explain the blatant [[Jew|penny-pinching]] on display. Just one more reason why this monster-whore has to die. Even though "Director of Fun" translates to what most (non-retarded) people call the "[[Shill|Director of Community Relations]]", all she does is tweet about annoying her co-workers, as well as trashing and blocking people asking for help with community-related matters, 'cause she is nawt a secretary.

=== Notch Sells Out ===
On September 15, [[2014]], Notch sold Minecraft to [[Microsoft]] for $2.5 billion despite saying [[Jew|he would release it as open source when he was done with it.]] Clearly, the Minecraft IP isn't worth nearly that much, which is why Notch totally didn't do it for the money, as evidenced by the following wall of text.

{{story|<pre style="border:none; background:none;"> I'm leaving Mojang

I don’t see myself as a real game developer. I make games because it’s fun, and because I love games and I love to program, but I don’t make games with the intention of them becoming huge hits, and I don’t try to change the world. Minecraft certainly became a huge hit, and people are telling me it’s changed games. I never meant for it to do either. It’s certainly flattering, and to gradually get thrust into some kind of public spotlight is interesting.

A relatively long time ago, I decided to step down from Minecraft development. Jens was the perfect person to take over leading it, and I wanted to try to do new things. At first, I failed by trying to make something big again, but since I decided to just stick to small prototypes and interesting challenges, I’ve had so much fun with work. I wasn’t exactly sure how I fit into Mojang where people did actual work, but since people said I was important for the culture, I stayed.

I was at home with a bad cold a couple of weeks ago when the internet exploded with hate against me over some kind of EULA situation that I had nothing to do with. I was confused. I didn’t understand. I tweeted this in frustration. Later on, I watched the This is Phil Fish video on YouTube and started to realize I didn’t have the connection to my fans I thought I had. I’ve become a symbol. I don’t want to be a symbol, responsible for something huge that I don’t understand, that I don’t want to work on, that keeps coming back to me. I’m not an entrepreneur. I’m not a CEO. I’m a nerdy computer programmer who likes to have opinions on Twitter.

As soon as this deal is finalized, I will leave Mojang and go back to doing Ludum Dares and small web experiments. If I ever accidentally make something that seems to gain traction, I’ll probably abandon it immediately.

Considering the public image of me already is a bit skewed, I don’t expect to get away from negative comments by doing this, but at least now I won’t feel a responsibility to read them.

I’m aware this goes against a lot of what I’ve said in public. I have no good response to that. I’m also aware a lot of you were using me as a symbol of some perceived struggle. I’m not. I’m a person, and I’m right there struggling with you.

I love you. All of you. Thank you for turning Minecraft into what it has become, but there are too many of you, and I can’t be responsible for something this big. In one sense, it belongs to Microsoft now. In a much bigger sense, it’s belonged to all of you for a long time, and that will never change.

It’s not about the money. It’s about my sanity.</pre>}}

The announcement was received rather apathetically by the wider gaming community, in large part because Minecraft was [[Old meme|old news]] at that point. Microsoft would go on to milk the allowances of [[Autism|mentally-challenged]] children for years to come.

== Microsoft Era ==

[[File:Notch rich depression.png|thumb|right|Notch is literally a selfloathing fat fuck who has no interest in interacting with other people, because he is a xboxhueg Betamax. hence why he hates his new riches.]]

Minecraft would never again possess the [[Old meme|prominence it once held as an internet phenomena of the early 2010's]]. Neither would the game itself go through the same "rapid" development cycle it had in its hayday, when [[/v/|/v/irgins]] had weekly threads discussing the most recent (lack of) update. Instead the game would receed into the background cultural milieu consumed by unattended [[TikTok]] children; all under the watchful eye (and open pocket) of the Microsoft corporate behemoth.

Notch himself would fade out of public view. For a brief time he set his sights on developing an even more autistic game, called 0x10c, this one centered around [[Hacker|programming]] rather than [[Plastic crap|Legos]]. However, [[Too lazy|old habits]] die hard, and his laziness got the better of him. [[Typical|Development on 0x10c ceased a few short months after gaining public attention]].

Having gotten stinking rich off synthesizing the digital equivalent of opium for [[Autism|overweight children]] and [[Reddit|morbidly obese manchildren]], Notch found himself still the [[fat]], [[Ugly|bald]], [[Dying alone|terminally-lonely]] [[neckbeard]] he always was. His wife had left him, leaving him to [[Suicide|cope]] alone with his depression. In desperate attempt to compensate, he bought a [[micropenis|$70 million oversized house]] in Beverly Hills, a purchase he would soon come to regret. The wide open floor plan and vast empty yard only seem to remind him of all the [[Bawwwww|family, friends and genuine social interaction he lacks]]. This remains an excellent example of how money can't fix all problems. Right now as [[you]] are reading this, there is a good chance that Notch is sitting alone in a darkened room of his empty mansion, staring bleakly at [[4chan]] posts written by [[Newfag|newfags]] half his age.

Notch graduated from [[Basement-dweller|basement dweller]] to an [[Bitcoin|exuberantly rich basement dweller]], and dedicated his life to being the world's saddest billionaire [[shitposter]]. During this time, he momentarily generated a small amount of [[lulz]] by posting [[politically incorrect]] tidbits on [[Twitter]], calling out [[feminists]], [[homos]], [[niggers]] and [[SJWs]] of all stripes. Notch's brief return to moderate relevancy made Microsoft's [[Butthurt|butt hurt]]. In a splendid display of [[Censorship|historical revisionism]], Microsoft would go on to [[Baleet|completely remove Notch's name from the game]].

Almost all mentions of Notch have been scrubbed from the official Minepedia, leaving only short and begrudging references to his role in creating Minecraft in sections pertaining to the game's development history. The old vision of a "3D [[Dwarf Fortress]]" (as Minecraft was initially pitched back in 2009) remains unfulfilled.

== TL;DR ==
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<center>Notice how this kids forehead is brighter than [[you|your]] future.</center>

 
 
 

== Clones ==

* [[Nigger|Digger]] Online [[Vodka|(Копатель онлайн)]] - It starts from Russian Facebook ([http://vk.com vk]), with [[jew|donates]] for everything (blocks, armor, weapons). After getting through the Steam Greenlight, It was F2P. People don't like to pay for something good, though, so they starting to sell this shit for $6.99. Even after the Steam release, the game can't into English and is still in Putin tongue-speak. [http://store.steampowered.com/app/278970/ Link]

* Minetest - A blatant ripoff that's about as [[old|"advanced"]] as the pocket version. Only played by hardc0re 1337 nerds because it's written in C++, so it doesn't shit all over your CPU just to load the title screen. It's also free, which is way too expensive for the real game. [https://github.com/minetest/minetest Link]

==What Will Happen To You If You Play Too Much Minecraft==
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==ED Server==
Encyclopedia Dramatica also has a (vanilla) Minecraft server, which you, [[Faggot|dear reader]], can play on!

The server IP is <s>'''mc.dramatica.online:25639'''</s> POOL'S CLOSED

==Gallery==
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Image:Minecraftcreation.jpg|Typical Minecraft creation.
File:AuspieCraftGoastcx.jpg|What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Image:Minecraftmegaman.png|Another waste of time.
File:MinecraftCockWall.jpg|Definitely NOT [[gay]]!
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File:Uncle_Dolan_Minecraft.jpg|[[Uncle Dolan]]
Image:Minecraft_sonichu.png|Minecraft can be used to make [[Sonichu]].
Image:Minecraftnorthkorea.jpg|North Korea is best [[Korea]]
Image:AwesomeCommunity.png|Honesty isn't Minecraft's strongest trait.
Image:Minecraftirl.jpg|Minecraft, IRL
Image:Minecraft9111.png|Happy [[9/11]]
Image:Minecraftdongmod.png|Welcome to Minecraft!
Image:Minecraftdad.png|This game is way too deep for you, dad!
Image:MinecraftAutistics.png|The [[Truth]]. And if you look closer you'll see he doesn't like nudity and porn. What kind of retarded fucked up kid is this?! Seriously, EVERYONE loves porn and nudity. Except this [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic virgin]].
Image:Notchatminecraftcon.jpg|Notch seen at MinecraftCon. [[Basement dweller|Note how afraid he is to see so many people in the same area]].
Image:Notchtruth.png|This guy actually has fanboys.
Image:minecraftyoutube.jpg|You can get tons of Youtube exposure in a short time period for doing literally [[rule 34|anything]] related to Minecraft. Partnership guaranteed.
Image:Notch-on-train-with-money.png|Actual photo of Notch on train with bag of gamers money. Why aren't you fixing SMP?]]
Image:Ninja.gif|A Ninja Creeper!
Image:Creepers.png|Basically [[RAGE|this]].
Image:New Minecraft slogan.png|With all that "[[Lies|awesome community]]" shit, maybe we can bring a message across to them...
File:Minecraft School Shooters.png|School Shooter skins
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File:MineSIS.jpg|Mine-SIS
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File:futuristichubmchaters.png|[[LIAT|FuturisticHub]] showing off to [[haters]].
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Image:Minecraftcreeper34.png| When they say "No Exceptions" they mean it.
Image:Minecraftcreeper34moar.png|[[you|Who in their right mind would be aroused by this damned material?]]
Image:Minecraftmobrape.jpg|Or this, even?
Image:MinecraftRanarule34.png‎|Maybe even this?
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Image:566358_-_Creeper_Minecraft_pig.jpg‎|Jesus Christ.
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Image:Creeper-Chan.jpg|Obligatory [[Animu]] form.
Image:Busty Creeper-Chan.png|Now with bigger tits.
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Image:Minecraft_pedocreeperXrana_757.jpg|[[Pedobear]] in disguise prowls servers for [[loli]]s
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Image:Minecraft_porn_bed_837.jpg
Image:minecraft_porn_creeperboobs_63708.jpg
Image:Minecraft-mlp_porn_crossover_rainbowdash-creeper.PNG|[[Brony|bronies]] love minecraft
Image:Minecraft_porn_creeper_43544.jpg
Image:Minecraft_porn_zombiepig_001.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
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==See Also==
*'''[[Autism]]''' - a requirement to play. If you're not a person who has assburgers, don't play this.
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Civcraft]]
*[[Minecraft Forums]]
*[[2B2T]] - World famous (aka SEKRIT CLUB) anarchy server and currently world's oldest Minecraft server
*[[Roblox]] - [[Bullshit|which manages to be far better than Meinkampf.]]
*[[Manlytears]]
*[[Ace of Spades]] - The same thing, but with guns and even shittier graphics.
*[[Dwarf Fortress]] - The game that Minecraft wishes it was.
*[[FuturisticHub]]
*[[DreamWasTaken]] - A {{age|1999|08|12}}-year old Minecraft Pedophile, cheater, liar, {{kf|82749|and also fat in fact.}}
*[[Jellybean]] - A {{age|2004|11|23}}-year old [[Bisexual]] Enby [[Fucktard]] who makes shitty content on YouTube and brainwashes fans of said channel to comment weird shit.

== External Links ==

* [http://minecraft.net Play the game but pony up some cash or torrent it for all the excitement.]
* [http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6915222/Minecraft_1.0.0_Cracked_%5Bportable%5D_%5BUpdatable%5D_%5BOnline%5D Protip: Torrent is right here.]
* [http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe The offline client which isn't linked to on-site, go beg for passwords.]
* <s>[http://minepedia.net/index.php?title=Aspergate minepedia.net coverage of the Aspergite drama.]</s> - 404. Domain up for sale.
* [http://www.worldofminecraft.com/Minecraft_Custom_Client_Wrapper_Download Hacked (fly/speed) standalone client for Classic servers. (Free site login required.)]
* [http://www.gamingdaily.co.uk/2010/will-i-ever-play-minecraft-again/ Retard forgets his Minecraft login details. What does he do? Write an entire article about it blaming Notch].
* [http://www.negroserver.com/forums/showthread.php?586-NEGROSERVER-MINECRAFT-ACCESS-THREAD Best server ever. Too bad you require to be white listed]
* [http://insomnia.ac/reviews/web/minecraft/ Accurate review of Minecraft's shitty Creative mode.]
* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/814637-a-honest-minecraft-review/ How the community reacts when someone does an honest review of the game.]
* [https://api.files.vc/files/j24/e326651b4979be1dc48042e43bd6bc82.mp4 the entire minecraft movie]
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2025-04-22T16:41:00Z

Kento nakajima: /* A Minecraft Movie */

{{achtung|It's no surprise this game got a [[Stupid|stupid]] movie.}}
{{spoilers|the Minecraft movie is just the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie all over again}}
{{hell}}

[[Image:Minecraftdongmod.png|thumb|Welcome to Minecraft!]]
[[image:Minecraftdad.png|thumb|This game is way too deep for you, dad!]] 

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'''Minecraft''' (better known as ''[[Chris-Chan]]'s Extreme Autism: Underground'') is an over-rated online sandbox game programmed entirely in [[COBOL|Java]] and is the brainchild of the fatass [[Retard|brilliant]] [[Sweden|Swedish]] ego-manic Markus Persson {{atheist}}, also known as “[[Notch]].” It once had an enjoyable community but has since then been invaded by autistic and screaming 10 year old newfags.

The first incarnation of this game appeared in 2009 as a simple time waster in which you would manufacture pixel art of video game sprites and blocky [[dicks|schlongs]] with an assortment of colored blocks of all different textures. But like all great internet [[Keyboard Cat|phenomena]], it caught the attention of depraved [[channers]] and [[goons]] to cast their influence on Notch’s ambitious project, which in part made the game [[E-famous|more popular than it’s worth]].

Being a game made in Java it's sluggish, buggy, and overall extremely terrible; in fact being made in Java is the very reason why you shouldn't play it to begin with. All these problems are to be fixed rather sooner than later, since the abnormally large-framed Notch has finally given up on this shitty game, sold the rights to [[Microsoft]], and left his suck-up former '[[Bitch|employee]]' Jeb to take over game design. This is, of course, a lie; evidently Jeb is just as lazy and disconnected from the playerbase as Notch ever was, and Microsoft are content to simply milk the IP for overpriced merchandise and godawful spin-offs. 

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==[[The Game]]==
[[image:MinecrapCrashes.PNG|thumb|right|This happens a lot, Minecraft is unstable as fuck. It also has never ending bugs.]]
[[image:MinecraftCockWall.jpg|thumb|right|Minecraft isn't gay at all]]
[[image:Minecraft endermen niggers.jpg|thumb|right|[[Some argue]] that this is the most common place to find [[niggers|endermen]]. Mojang are [[lie|clearly]] [[not racist]].]]

Minecraft's gameplay is composed mainly out of wandering pointlessly, having one finger inserted firmly up your rectum, and if you found that enjoyable enough to get to sunset, you later get raped by various creatures of the night. Although arguably the experience goes deeper than that, no matter how 'amazing' your Minecraft life appears to be it always can be boiled down to the previous sentence. Whenever he is not wandering around looking for that one block he needs to complete his giant golden cock and balls statue, the player is expected to [[GRIDS|grind]] the fuck out of mining, farming, tree cutting and, in some tragic cases, even mob-slaying, the one thing that keeps the Minecraft experience just a little bit more varied and organic than a plastic picnic-mat. Basically, playing Minecraft is like playing [[Second Life]] on an [[Atari]].
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===Mobs===
Mobs are just a bunch of NPCs that are designed to piss you off while you're building your house, which in most cases is a 6x12 hole dug 5 minutes before nightfall in the side of a stone cliff. 
====Passive Mobs====

*[[Cops|Pig]] - Pink thing that snorts at you until you kill it for pork chops. Notch added the completely fucking useless feature of being able to [[bestiality|ride pigs.]] First, you go down to the depths of the fucking earth to get a [[dildo|saddle]], then you place it on the pig, then you [[rape|right click]] it. <S>You can't control the pig at all, and it moves the same way that it does when you aren't riding it, so its fucking useless other than fulfilling Notch's sick fantasy</S> You can control it now, but you need a [[dildo|carrot]] on a stick to attempt to [[rape|control]] it. Still fucking worthless.

*[[Lolcow|Cow]] - Likes to jump in your face until you milk it or kill it for [[Awesome|leather and beef]]. Milk in Minecraft functions as an antidote for food poisoning, which is ironic because normally if you ate rotten meat and then had milk that'd be suicide.

*[[Lolwut|Mooshroom]] - A cow that has [[Shrooms|mushrooms]] growing on it's back. It's completely fucking worthless unless you like stew.

*[[Goatse|Sheep]] - <s>You only get wool from these guys.</s> LOL NEVERMIND, mutton was added in 1.8. They can now eat [[Drugs|grass]] to regain their wool. This is pointless because in the game you need a total of 3 wool to make a bed.

*[[Wolf]] - Because Notch wanted to cater to furries. If you hit one of these animals, they will rip the shit out of you. If you give them bones, [[faggotry|hearts will fly everywhere]]. Now the dog will follow you and [[rape|attack]] anything you hit.

*[[Squid Girl|Squid]] - Pointless pieces of shit that live in water. You only get ink sacks from them and they do nothing except make books to write erotic fanfiction in.

*[[Jew|Villager]] - [[Jews|Creepy, big nosed creatures]] with crossed arms. All they do is sit around in villages and practically do nothing besides having gay orgies [[wat|to make babies]]. You can get different clothed people to show their jobs in society but [[nobody cares]] about that since they all act the same anyway. Another way these can be recognised as [[jews]] is that you can trade in all of your valuable [[jew gold|emeralds]] for a piece of [[fried chicken]]. [[TL;DR|In short]], the fan-made "Millenaire Mod" was [[at least 100]] times better than these [[Jewish]] pricks. A major reason for this is that Millenaire villagers can actually build shit while the default villagers sit around and charge you money to do shit for them like the fat ugly [[jews]] they are. You can now enslave them for unlimited mending books.

*[[Retard|Snow Golem]] - Made from a pumpkin and snow blocks. Basically, a wolf with a brain of [[Chris-chan]]. They fire [[cum|snowballs]] at enemies that reduces their health by [[Nothing|0.1]] each time. Completely pointless unless you want a distraction. They also melt if you take them anywhere other than snowy areas, making them an even bigger fucking waste. The only real use is to let them be decoys while you run like the [[nigger]] you are.

*[[Lion|Ocelot]] - Worthless pieces of ass that do jack shit except wander around and run away from you.

*[[Furfag|Fox]] - Added in 1.14, Foxes are like ocelots in the way they run away from you whenever you make the smallest movement. They can be "tamed" with berries although "taming" them only makes them not run away from you whenever you approach them.

*[[Lolcat|Cat]] - Ocelots became untameable in 1.14 and were instead replaced with these shitstains which you can find in villages and can be tamed once you feed them fucktons of fish. They don't do anything except meow and make Creepers run away.

*[[Robot|Iron Golem]] - These lumbering hunks of shit are possibly the coolest mob in the game mainly because they toss [[niggers]] 100 feet in the air and have 100 HP.

*[[Zerg Rush|Bats]] - Useless squeaky things that fly into your face at night time and in dark areas for the sole purpose of blocking your attacks and making the game crash more.

*[[Ponies|Horses]] - Remember when riding pigs was completely fucking pointless because you could only control it until your carrot tied onto the end of a fishing rod breaks? Mojang copy/pasted Horses from a mod that was actually good but didn't give the creator money because Mojang employees hate sharing the [[Jew gold]] with people who actually do the fucking work (unfortunately, it wasn't the [[Mr. Hands]] add-on) to satisfy the needs of [[bronies]]. All they're useful for is getting to places faster, carrying your shit in chests and can jump higher than any other mob. You can [[bondage|tie]] the horses to a fence so that it won't run away like a pussy, and you can [[rape|ride]] it like a pig should you have a saddle. [[Oblivion|Comes with silver, gold and diamond horse armor]].

*[[Furfag|Rabbits]] - Added in 1.8, rabbits just basically hop around being useless. Killing them gives you meat and worthless rabbit hide, which can be [[lolwut|made into cow leather]]. On extremely rare occasions, a hostile white rabbit will spawn as an obvious homage to the killer rabbit from Monty Python. It will rape you harder than [[bubba]]'s massive [[Aborigine]] cock in a little Abbo's ass.

*[[Mexican|Axolotls]] - Added in 1.17, Axolotls are useless [[Faggot|faggots]] that do nothing but live in caves and [[rape]] the tropical fish that spawn in the Lush Caves. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|They come in different colors]] with a rare blue texture if you breed enough of these faggots (1/1200 chance because that's how approximately how many of these fuckers are left in the wild [[IRL]].) They can attack zombies and drowned if you feed them fish. [[IRL]] Axolotls are native to a singular lake in the outskirts of [[Mexico|Meheeco City]] and because of that they are [[Nobody cares|critically endangered]].

*[[Bee Movie|Bees]] - Added in 1.15, they make honey and will [[rape]] you if you don't place a campfire down first before harvesting it. You can make honey blocks which are useful for redstone components but are completely useless for anything eles with the honey you collect, other than that they're complete shitstains.

*[[French|Frogs]] - Added in 1.19, these pointless wankstains live in [[Louisiana|swamps]] and eat baby slimes (Mojang was originally going to add fireflies to Minecraft for frogs to eat but changed it at the last second because the nazis over at PETA would get butthurt if they made frogs eat something that's poisonous to them [[IRL]]). You can get [[lolwut|froglights]] if you manage to make one eat a baby Magma Cube. If they eat regular slimes they wil ldrop absolutely nothing, making them fucking useless unless you manage to bring one to the Nether. They can jump pretty high and will often [[An hero|jump off cliffs]] and die like the stupid little retards they are.

*[[Cum|Tadpoles]] - The retarded offspring of the aforementioned frogs. They don't do anything other then swim around in ponds and then turn into frogs after [[at least 100]] years. Tadpoles can also be put in buckets and moved around if you want to make a [[France|shitty frog pond]] in your Minecraft world. The biome they grow in determines what color the frog will be.

*[[Braaaap|Sniffer]] - Another useless mob added by Mojang in 1.20. These fuckstains can only be spawned if you can find their eggs in chests then plant them on moss and wait an eternity for a baby to spawn out of it. Then it sniffs for seeds, not wheat seeds, but rather [[Oldfag|ancient]] seeds for a useless plant that does fuck all once you plant it.

*[[CIA|Glow Squid]] - Added after a mob vote that [[Dream|a certain Minecraft youtuber]] allegedly rigged and caused much [[butthurt]] in the Minecraft community, These things do absolutely nothing but die in caves and drop glowing ink [[ballsack|sacs]] which can be used to make glowing item frames and signs, another feature that [[Nobody|many players]] commonly use.

*[[Arab|Camel]] - Added in 1.20, Camels are Like horses but slow as shit and only spawn in Desert villages. Camels are another mob that do next to buttfucking nothing except wander around and die once it gets stuck near a cactus.

*[[Pirate|Parrot]] - Added in 1.12, Parrots are tameable mobs that occasionally imitate the sounds of hostile mobs, including creepers which causes Minecraft players much [[Butthurt]] and sperg out and believe they're going to [[Trolled|lose their precious base that they spent so much time on]].

*[[Inbred|Strider]] - Added in 1.16 after Mojang decided it was time to give the Nether some more useful features, Striders can be ridden over lava assuming you have a saddle and warped fungus on a stick, both of which are next to impossible to find in the nether, Striders come with a caveat because if you die riding one you will lose the warped fungus you were using to control these bastards.

You can now breed animals by feeding them wheat, multiplying the faggotry in the game and also adding a bit of [[america|incest]] as well. If you feed an animal wheat (unless it's a pig, which prefers [[cock|carrots]] and chickens, which prefer [[cum|seeds]]), it enters love mode and [[desperate|if another animal of the same type is nearby]] and in love mode too, they have kinky hot nose sex until they ejaculate another version of themselves. In 1.9 prerelease 2 you could multiply animals like cells as long as you had wheat, but in all updates after, [[jew|Notch]] changed it so that when 2 animals have a baby they can't make another until the baby grows up (which takes [[at least 100]] years.)

====Aggressive Mobs====

*[[Zombie]] - Once they were the easiest mobs to kill, but as of Minecraft 1.6, Mojang decided to make it so that if you go out for a stroll in the night time, you'll find yourself getting [[buttsex|raped in the arse]] by [[over 9000]] zombies. Now they're the most overpowered mob in the game.
* Baby Zombies - The lovechilds of the already overpowered green niggers. They're faster and for some reason [[Fail|have as much health as a normal zombie.]] Also, they can ride on chickens.
*[[Skeleton]] - One of the most annoying features of the game. It just [[Black Ops|sits in a dark corner spamming arrows at you]] until you die. Drops arrows and bones.
*[[Terrorists|Creeper]] - The ultimate [[trolls]] of the game. They pick the moment when you just found your first diamond or two. When come near you, they hiss and explode and rape the shit out of anything near it. This causes major [[butthurt]] for the player. [[Awesome|You can get gunpowder from them to make TNT.]] Also, they can get struck by lightning and that makes them have a wider [[power level|blast radius]] for even moar [[rape]].
*[[Spiders]] - Annoying bug that likes to [[zerg rush]] new players and raep their faces at night. Able to [[Antoine Dodson|climb in unfinished windows]] and over walls just to [[Halo|jump at your face with bullshit melee until it can t-bag your corpse]]. Does not burn in sunlight unlike undead mobs, so no time of the day is safe from them. Variations include Spider Jockies and Cave Spiders. Spider Jockies are spiders with skeletons [[rape|riding them]], and Cave Spiders are spiders that poison you which takes you down to HALF A HEART. You can get string for these guys to make bows and fishing rods. You can also get Spider Eyes to make [[Jizztini|potions]] with.
*[[Shitstorm|Slime]] - They live deep underground. If you kill one, they split into [[at least 100]] more smaller ones. You can get slime balls from them and make <s>nothing but [[Cum|sticky]] pistons</s> as of 1.8 you can now make useless fucking slime blocks.
*[[Slenderman|Enderman]] - They are EXACTLY like niggers: they are tall, black, they steal things, they can't swim, and if you look at them, they will freeze. If you look away from them, they will attack you. As soon as you look away from them they teleport and [[rape|hit]] you [[surprise buttsecks|from behind]]. They drop ender pearls that make them disappear. Throwing [[shit|enderpearls]] can make you teleport but in sacrifice for [[emo|self-harm]].
*Pillagers - the traitors of a minecraft village and the evil version of the minecraft villagers. These Sadistic faggots have a tendency of murdering villagers and you.
*[[Magick|Witch]] - Lives in shit stained tree houses in the swamps. Will throw [[cum|potions]] at you until you become [[crippled]].
*[[Tentacle Rape|Silverfish]] - If [[you]] mine the wrong block of stone in a cave, [[sand niggers|little hairy pricks]] come out and rape you. But then they wake up their buddies to rape even [[MOAR]] shit!
*[[FYIAD|Enderdragon]] - Big ass dragon in [[2012|The End]]. Swoops down to rape your shit all the time until you get off your ass and kill it by firing [[over 9000]] arrows up its ass.
*[[wat|Zombie Pigman]] - They appear in the [[hell|Nether]] or from a pig being struck by lightning (there's [[at least 100]] [[truth|percent chance that this will never happen]]). If you hit them, they use their golden swords to [[guro|decapitate]] [[you]]. You get rotten meat and [[jew gold|golden nuggets]] from them. They function like niggers: they spawn in groups, and if you hurt one, the whole group will come after you. They're called "zombified Piglins" now
*[[Ghost|Ghast]] - Huge flying, white squid ghost things that also live in the [[hell|nether]]. Makes creepy baby noises and fires [[cum|flaming meteors]] at you. The only two ways to kill them is by spamming arrows at them or reflecting the meteors back at them with your [[cock|sword]]. You can get gunpowder and [[emo|ghast tears]] from them but they always end up in lava anyway.
*[[Copypasta|Magma Cube]] - Notch thought it would be a good idea to re-texture the slimes. They appear in the [[hell|Nether]] and like to [[guro|dismantle themselves]]. Like most mobs, they're fucking useless.
*[[Kill it with fire|Blaze]] - They appear in [[hell|Nether]] fortresses and catch fire to themselves before firing flaming [[cum|meteors]] at [[you]]. These [[Asian|yellow]] flying pricks drop blaze [[dildos|rods]] which are essential for bonus pleasure points that add to your score at the end.[[Raep|future uses]].
*[[Niggers|Wither Skeleton]] - The niggerfied version of the skeleton which happens to be taller and appears in the [[hell|nether]]. Killing them will drop coal, bones, a sword, or a skull.
*[[Killdozer|Wither]] - Once built with soul sand (shaped in a "T") and 3 wither skulls on top, you will summon a flying monster designed to [[clusterfuck]] anything and everything on the ground. And best of all, <S>it is close to impossible to kill it on survival</S> It's fairly easy to kill if you actually played the game long enough to [[cartoon|get a fuckton of anvils to drop on it]] after it spawns, give it cannon fodder to attack while raping it in the back, or exploiting Notch's lack of maths to suffocate it to where the player needs to cock-slap it once to kill it. Drops a nether star on death and can be used of a shitty beacon that ups a few abilities within it's radius. PROTIP: Find a non-[[Condom|protected]] server and summon the Wither right next to a [[13-year-old]]'s house for teh lulz.
*[[FUCK YEAH SEAKING|Guardian]] - Added in 1.8, these ''originally named'' oversized pufferfish come in two varieties, normal and [[oldfag|Elder]]. Attacks include hitting you with dildos that grow from their bodies while swimming towards you to commence literal rape, and 360 no-scope sniper lazor l33t beams that come out of the eye of the penis, er, I mean, eye of [[the Guardian]].
*[[Chris Benoit|Warden]] - Because the Ender Dragon and Wither were too easy for [[Virgin|the average Minecraft player]], Mojang added a new "boss" to the game in 1.19 that has '''500 FUCKING HP''' and instantly [[buttsex|butt rapes]] you even if you're wearing full netherite armor.
*[[Kamikaze|Phantom]] - Annoying flying mob that likes to kamikaze you when you haven't slept in 3 days. Drops phantom membranes which can be made into slow falling potions which are fucking useless.

===Planned Mobs===
Please note that "planned" means "we'll say stuff to make you happy" in minecraft-dev-language and that the minecraft jew-devs are actually doing nothing more than fapping to [[mom|MILF porn]].
*[[Vagina|Fish]] - These mobs were announced back in 2010 and <s>they still haven't been added to the fucking game</s> NEVERMIND LOL. If they ever do get added they'd probably be wankstains. New fish have been added to the game as items, including one that tends to kill you if you eat it. Also added a chance to fish up gear...though more often than not you get some more useless shit. As of 1.13 fish are actual mobs and, as expected, are total wankstains.
*[[FYIAD|Red Dragon]] - These mobs have been confirmed and will be the second asshole dragon to be in the game. They'll supposedly be more peaceful and they'll have lairs in cliffs. That being said, they'll still probably be able to rip you to shreds. Recent update has confirmed that these won't be appearing any time soon, if at all. Were over hyped by a click baiting jew called FireRockerzstudios.
*[[Faggot|Jayden]] (no, not that [[nigger|nigger retard]] son of Will smith, but a fat dick that no one likes and follows you around everywhere until he gets pissed at you. Also he will go on about "trolling" and thinks he is good at it.

===Removed Mobs===

*[[Cock|Giant]] - Giants are [[Obvious|giant]] mobs that do absolute shit and can't even break blocks. They have been ''partially'' removed from the game but their coding is still there, mainly so that [[Hacker|hackers]] can spawn them on your game and scare the shit out of you, and/or because Notch is so fucking fat and lazy that he can't reach the backspace key.
*[[Retard|Human]] - Humans were only in <s>Classic</s> (they were removed in classic you fuckwit) and they did nothing except run around like fucking retards. They had no use. [[Seriously]]. Later on, they were [[Bullshit|removed again]] near the end of beta. Before then, they would run around aimlessly, fucking up your shit in a similar manner to zombies.

===Dimensions===

*[[IRL|Overworld]] - This is where you start off and [[lie|live your every day life]]. Biomes include [[weed|grass plains]], [[Bangladesh|swamps]], [[Brazil|jungles]], [[Russia|snowy lands]], [[Afghanistan|deserts]], [[Canada|forests]] and [[Shrooms|mushroom islands]]. The stuff you may find underground will be mine shafts, caves, tombs, and strongholds which all contain creatures of [[rape]]. It's also the only place where day and night happen.
*[[Netherlands|Nether]] - [[suicide|You decide you don't want to life on this planet any more]], build a [[goatse|portal]] out of obsidian and explore [[fallout 3|what would happen if WW3 took place]]. As soon as [[In the ass|you enter]] the nether, you will be raped by [[niggers|zombie pigmen]] and [[cum]] throwing [[faggots|ghasts]], if you don't fall into the [[ass|deep oceans of lava]] first. Explore it even more and you will find [[Basement|fortresses]] with [[Genital Herpes|genital warts]] growing in them, guarded by [[Asians|Blazes]] and [[Koreans|magma cubes]].
*[[Divide by 0|The End]] - You may also find that the [[Basement|strongholds]] may contain a different [[goatse|portal]]. Shove a bunch of [[dildos|eyes of the ender]] into to it for it to [[rape|open]]. This world is just a big block of [[cum|white]] [[shit]] filled with [[niggers|endermen]] within a skybox that looks like a black tv fuzz. [[Skyrim|BUT THEN THERE IS A FUCKING HUGE DRAGON YOU HAVE TO KILL BY DESTROYING ITS HEALTH SOURCES AND WHEN IT DIES IT SHITS OUT EXPERIENCES ORBS AND A PORTAL UNDER A DRAGON EGG]]. Once you jump in, Notch pulls out his [[troll face]] and explains in the credits how he made his money from making you buy this shitty game in the first place with two people who take 10 minutes (not long to [[you]]) to tell you to [[get a life]].
*[[Heaven|Skylands]] - This part of minecraft used to only be accessible by [[modding]] and generating it with an Indev game. Notch [https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/71249283520802817 confirmed] the Skylands would happen but then later replaced it with The End. It has since been confirmed again.

===Weapons and Tools===

*Wooden tools - Slow and breaks after 5 uses. Same color as the word that describes it: Shit. Toss this shit in the fire when you finally mine some [[cocaine|ores]]
*Stone tools - Less slow...still shit, but upgraded shit. Thinking of mining the shit out of the undergrowth? this is the best way to use the cobblestone that seems to [[clusterfuck]] your inventory [[at least 100 percent]] of the entire game.
*Iron tools - Very useful for getting stuff done quickly. [[PROTIP]]: Only use iron tools when trying to mine valuable ores. If you break them, you're the one that's gonna have to find more iron.
*Golden tools - Mines faster than you can [[fap]] but breaks down in under 5 uses.
*Diamond tools - Since it is so rare, diamond tools are quite fast and last for about [[OVER 9000|9001]] uses. Only obtained by [[basement dwellers|minecraft pros]] or [[You|cheaters]].
*Netherite tools - Since diamond tools were too weak, [[Jews|Mojang]] added another set of tools to the game that is hard as fuck to get and only spawn in the [[Hell|Nether]]. They have twice the strength of diamond tools and don't burn in lava since Minecraft players are complete retards and [[BAWWWWWW]] whenever they lose the tools they spent [[OVER 9000]] hours to get, but you can still destroy them if you're enough of a retard to drop one on a cactus.

*Pickaxe - Used to obtain underground crap like stone and ores.
*Axe - Used for cutting down trees even though they seem to [[wat|hover after being cut]]. Generally useless since you can [[RAGE|punch them down]].
*[[I has a shuvel|Shovel]] - Useful for getting rid of [[sandbox|sand]], [[cocaine|snow]], [[shit|dirt]], and [[crack|gravel]] but breaks very quickly for [[rape|raping]] it too much.
*[[Bitches|Hoe]] - Useless piece of shit if you just want to survive. This [[rapes|rakes]] grass and soil for planting [[weed|seeds]] (near water) like a [[Greenpeace]] hippy. Fence your [[weed|crops]] off in case something [[trolling|tramples it down back to grass]].
*[[Cock|Sword]] - Built for blocking [[cum|attacks]] and slicing [[niggers]]. In short, you're pretty much fucked if you don't have one of these unless you find an Jayden.
*Bow - Fires [[cum|arrows]] that reach [[China|the distant lands]] if you [[fap|charge]] your [[cock|shots]] long enough. Built for no-scoping [[Call of Duty|codfags]] who are too much of a pussy to [[get out]] of their bases and fight the bitches themselves. Well...either that or [[bullshit|they don't need exp or loot]]. All though it can kill anything flying or walking across the map, it does run out of uses and needs arrows in order to fire it.

*Torches - Fairly useful when you can't see for shit at night or underground and stops mobs from spawning near you. It is also good to place torches around your house so you don't get lost (or write down the coordinates using the F3 function) even though nobody knows how to use it.
*[[I has a bucket|Bucket]] - Made of iron to pick up water and lava. [[PROTIP]]: Get on a [[rape|survival]] server filled with [[13 year old boys]] and pour lava over their houses for maximum [[lulz]].
*[[Kill it with fire|Flint and steel]] - A [[troll]]'s best friend. It lights shit on fire! Find a non-[[condom|protected]] area in a server. Go to the nearest house made out of wood (if someone is that retarded to do such a thing). [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|BURN IT]] and run like fuck. Extreme [[butthurt]] will occur.
*TNT - A [[troll]]'s second best friend. Takes a fuck load of creeper killing but it's worth it in the end. Like the 'flint and steel', it can rape anybody's house even if it isn't made of wood (unless it's made of obsidian). Place it, apply a redstone current to it or set it on fire, and run like fuck from the explosion! This is considered to be the ultimate [[lulz]] generator in the entire game since it can also crash the entire server if you explode enough of them.

===Game Modes===

*'''Classic''' - One of the two free versions of the game; affords the player [[over 9000]] generic blocks with which they can construct [[LOLDONGS|genitalia]] of all shapes and sizes whilst free-roaming the pathetically minuscule world.
*'''Creative''' - Works exactly like Classic except the player has the ability to fly, mobs can't rape you and you won't ever die... unless you're fucking retarded and manage to dig through the bottom of the map.
*'''Survival''' - The ''only'' mode anybody plays. You assume the character of [[Bear Grylls]] struggling to survive whilst building big blocky penises, only this time you have to '''EARN''' the blocks you use ''and'' produce stupid weapons to keep [[Pedo|creepers]] from molesting not only you but your gay house. Bonus blocks are not awarded for urine consumption.
*'''[[I told you i was hardcore|Hardcore]]''' - The same as Survival except you don't respawn so if you die you're screwed; [[some argue]] that this is an attempt by Mojang to whip some [[lusers]] into reality. [[PROTIP]]: Kill admin on a Hardcore servers for instant [[lulz]].
*'''Demo''' - Also the [[copypasta|same]] as Survival however it's free; it lasts for five in-game day cycles... which are around five minutes long IRL. Played by people too [[Jew|cheap]] to buy the game or too dumb to [[pirate]] it.
*'''Adventure''' - A fantastically useless mode that works exactly like Survival except that you can't break blocks without the correct tools. <s>'''or''' build dicks.</s> (Notch was sick of the [[BAWWING]] and allows it now) Completely worthless and utilised only by dedicated autists in the formation of poorly designed obstacle courses.
*'''Capture the Flag''' - This a planned game mode that Notch is too fucking lazy to update, not that he needs to since the united [[basement dwellers]] of the world have made this shit in [[at least 100]] different ways via server mods..

===Game Personalization===
*'''Player Skins''' - Allows you to change your appearance in the game to be a [[furfag]] or [[trap]], which is pretty much useless unless you either play multiplayer a lot or are lame enough to play in 3rd-person mode.
*'''Custom Maps & Servers''' - Shitty adventure maps that are usually complete shit and/or have very poor storylines.
*'''Mods''' - Mods are basically just shitty add-ons to the game made by people with nothing better to do with their lives. Most mods are extremely poorly made, cause extreme lag or memory consumption, and crash your game 99% of the time.

===Griefing===
{{quote|What kind of sick person would actually ENJOY griefing!!??|everyone on the minecraft forums}}
Griefing is discouraged in Minecraft. But in actuality, it's not griefing, it's raiding, or provoking a [[you|thirteen year old faggot]] into raging until [[never|his balls drop]]. However, the autistic kids who play Minecraft believe that someone going around setting fire to everything is griefing, and that only good people exist in the universe. Protip: doing this [[IRL]] isn't griefing, it's called arson and will get you [[v&]].
However, if you somehow gain access to spawning TNT in a server, the following is the best course of action:

 

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Many [[rape|PVP]] servers have asspie admins who put in plugins that ruin the server by disabling fire and explosions. Doing so completely removes the possibility of going to the [[hell|Nether]] as well as burning down shitty wooden houses other people made, blowing them up, and TNT mining, but they do this because "explozins and fir r gey".
{{quote|Why are explosions disabled on this server? Its PVP|cunt}}
{{quote|oh no its michal myers and he needs his expl,osions lol!!! XDD|faggot}}
{{quote|SHUT UP OR IL DDOS U U FEG!!11!ONE!!|cunt}}
Alternatively, some people in Minecraft claim to be "hackers" if they are able to DDOS someone with a $5 booter they bought with their Mom's credit card. If you're one of those motherfucking pussies that believes that everyone in Minecraft can hack you, please do [[an hero]].

Fortunately, not every Minecraft server is so gay as to prevent griefing; some anarchy servers like [[2B2T]] actually allow---if not encourage---its users to grief other players. Though, to be honest, most of these anarchy servers are gay in their own way; some "anarchy" servers like SimPVP will ban "hackers", while others have other shitty gayass arbitrary restrictions. Avoid them like the plague.

===Other Ports===
And if this game isn't shitastic enough as it is, they had to port it onto seven other consoles!
*[[Xbox 360|Heckx Bawx Three-seisty]]- This port plays similar to the online version, except you're world is as small as [[luser|your chances of getting laid]]. This time, Notch actually got his shit together and actually coded this autism magnet and doesn't crash every 10 minutes. The downside was that Notch turned into a greedy Jew and started to charge for basic shit that was a free update in previous versions. There was also a temporary feature added for [[EDiots]] that allowed a user to freeze the server host's console by throwing an Ender Pearl and disconnecting before it hit anything. Best used after the completion of a long project before auto save activates.
*[[Android]]/[[Apple|iOS]]- You gotta be kidding me! Yup, Notch thought he didn't have enough money to fill his fat folds and had to port it again, but this time to a FUCKING PHONE/TABLET/iPOD!!!
{{quote|WEEEE! Now I can build penises on the go!|Notch}}
The in-game world is as small as a petri dish, shitty lighting, and the world has fog everywhere! [[Superman 64|Sound familiar?]] Also the game controls like shit and has no fun value, with no support for game pads and very infrequent updates. [[lazy|For some reason or another]], this [[copypasta|served as "the basis"]] for the "new" Windows 10 version. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/3c3e5m/announcing_minecraft_windows_10_edition_beta/csry0j5 No, seriously.]

*Raspberry Pi ([[Shit|Dafuq is that?]])- Being the greedy shit he is, Notch made ported it onto yet another system. (The system in question is a shitty $50 computer that you can connect to your TV. It was made mostly for people who are too Jewish to get a '''real''' computer.) This version of the game serves the purpose of turning 30-year-old virgins into 30-year-old [[Bill Gates]] wannabees.

* [[Xbox One|Microsoft's New Xbox With A Dumb Name]]- This is just a follow up port so [[13 year olds]] don't complain.
This new Xbox edition will feature such improvements as:
:*ONE extra player on multiplayer.
:*ONE more block added to the x, y, and z coordiates of the worlds.
:*More add-ons you have to pay for. (Which means less free content.)
:*Notch sucks your cock daily so you'll buy this.
:*?????
:*[[PROFIT!]]!

*[[PS3|Gaystation 3/4/Vita]]- In efforts to steal more money from the poor naive children, [[Jew|Notch]] and [[Nazi|Sony]] decided it was a great idea to basically just port the same shitty Xbox version to the [[Shit|Ps3]]. This attracted massive amounts of idiots who haven't realised [[Truth|it's the same shit every time]].

*[[Spies|Windows 10]] - To try to steal the spotlight from Microsoft giving away a freemium operating system to trick old people into spending $10 on Solitaire, Mojang decided to "release" a "new" version of the game [[He does it for free|for free]]. The game, due to being on Windows and not wasting any time with [[Apple|shitty hipster operating systems]] or [[Linux|OS's for people too neckbeardy to play Minecraft anyway]], can be downloaded once and played on most Microsoft devices running Windows 10. It's also written in C++, meaning that it doesn't run like balls and drains your battery empty for 2 hours of gameplay, much to the displeasure of several modding skiddies that think learning Java in [[CSIII]] has no real purpose anymore (they're right of course). AKA, it's everything that Notch should have taken 5 minutes to do years ago instead of swimming around in pig grease and signing silencing rights with Lego.

*[[Wii U]] - Being the genius businessmen they are, Mojang decided to release Minecraft on a console that nobody owns, while charging 150% of the price of the other console versions, and promising to release all the patches much later than all the other versions.

*[[Nintendo DS|Nintendo 3DS]] - Somehow, Mojang managed to sneak past Nintendo's stringent rules in the same manner as shady game devs do, and pumped out the shittiest port yet into the 3DS eStore. It's so poorly optimised that it can only work on the New 3DS, and even then it still runs extremely slowly.

[[wat|Apple TV]] - who plays this?

[[Columbine|Education Edition]] - In an effort to get more children to play their shitty game, Mojang launched an edition of Minecraft meant to be played on school computers, you have to be a teacher to even download it.

[[China|China Edition]] - HERRO ME RIKEY MINECLAFT RONG TIME

===Story Mode===

Because the original concept of Minecraft being a dream sucked so hard. Mojang collab'd with Telltale games to make a sort of sequel involving the Wither and "[[Jesus|the old builders]]".

* '''Episodes 1 to 4''' - A guy finds a command block, whose existence in a survival map is never explained, and uses it to become God with his four friends. One of them pulls a Judas and uses the command block to make a "Wither Storm", threatening the world as we know it; and it's up to some treehouse-dwelling noobs who were there at the time to stop it.

* '''Episode 5''' - The protagonist and some of his friends hunt for a magic chicken.

* '''Episode 6''' - The protagonist and those same friends trap [[Big Red]] in a pit and leave her to starve to death, doing the world a massive favour.

* '''Episode 7''' - The protag's group find [[Rick and Morty|Unity]] and kill it before it lays eggs in other worlds.

* '''Episode 8''' - Everyone gets enslaved.

Spoiler Alert: The Protagonist wins.

== A Minecraft Movie ==
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[[File:UglyfuckingPinksheep.jpg|thumb|right|BAAAAAAA-ACK]]

Starring:
* Jack Black{{jew}}
* The average Minecraft player
* Whiny [[16-year-old girl]]
* Token negress
* Aquaman
* An ugly artstyle
* Overused IP
* BBE (Big Black Enderman)
*CHICKEN JOCKEY
* Iron Golem
* Illagers
* LAVA CHICKEN

https://autocompressor.net/av1?s=3nQy6dzF#google_vignette

=== Chaos in movie theaters ===
[[Gen Z]] started a cum swappingly lulzy trend where they riot when they see a meme.

==The Man==
{{main|Notch}}
[[image:Notchsogay.jpg|thumb|right|Valiant effort, but we all know "That's so gay" is HILARIOUS.]]
[[image:Notchisrichbitch.gif|thumb|right|All Notch does all day is swim in his money vault and play Civ V instead of developing your favorite new feature. Make sure to [[Cry moar|comment about it]] in his tumblr.]]

As stated before, the fatass behind Minecraft is no other than ''Notch'', a Swedish [[Gabe Newell]] clone who tries as hard as possible to piss off everyone around him without being caught. Over the years he has developed an unmatched ego and he now thinks he's the center of the internet world and everything revolves around him and his half-ass game. Notch frequently disguises his awful narcissism using cute smiley faces like ":-)" and "<3" at the end of his blog posts, as well as shitty jokes no better than his game. This ultra-ego finally surfaced during the huge Minecon 2011 flop and the Yogscast drama aftershock. Not the mention he said he liked cats, and sometime afterwords admitted he was part of the [[furry fandom]]. In fact, he is not only a [[you|filthy furry degenerate]], but he is also a [[neckbeard]] ((([[atheist]]))) and a [[Brony]].

===Notch's Tumblr===

{{quote|I visited my doctor last week, and he told me [[LOLWUT|I had to stop masturbating]]. I asked him why, surely it’s not dangerous. [[LOLWUT|He said it was distracting him.]]|[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/12597070416/zing Typical post on Notch's Tumblr.]}}

[http://notch.tumblr.com Notch's Tumblr] is essentially Notch's blog for the game. It used to be a breeding ground for all sorts of Minecraft fanboyism and autism, before Notch finally got his shit together and disabled the comments on his blog (only to have all the faggotry flow to the Minecraft Forums). The idiots who commented there were very easy to troll and used to white knight Notch in the hope of getting a free account or whatever, but failing to do so since their actions consisted of nothing more than ''omg hi notch i made a site and it has a review its at (Insert Shitty Site Name) plz sign up!!11''

{{quote|[[bullshit|I’m exhausted!]] I’d really like to do a Seecret Friday update, both to keep you guys happy and to actually get to do some programming myself, but I need to [[fap|wind down.]]|Just one of Notch's fine examples of laziness.}}

Notch's Tumblr, like all Tumblr blogs, consists mostly of shit nobody gives a fuck about. It used to be filled with news about Minecraft's development progress (back when there was still any progress to report), but as the months flew by and the fanbase grew to a ridiculous size for such a crappy game the place got littered with posts of Notch praising himself and talking about how he loves playing video games.

===Notch's Twitter===
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This is where Notch tells everyone about shitty updates he's adding, chats to Jeb about when they're going to have [[buttsecks]] together, and what he's eating. He also tells about what videogames he's playing and how he's procrastinating when he's supposed to be working on gaycraft.

Recently, Notch replied to a <del>buttsex request</del> <del>challenge</del> demand from a brony, and came out of the brony closet: https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/160076467559071744

{{quote|[[Shit no one cares about|Civilization 5]] just got unlocked on Steam.|Notch, telling us about his [[Shit no one cares about|interesting life]].}}

===Notch and Judaism===
[[Image:Notch truth.png‎|thumb|right|The truth about Notch]]

As time goes by, more and more evidence piles up in favor of Notch being a kike. If it wasn't obvious from his fat, bald Jewhead, Notch keeps proving to everyone that he's in it just for the money. At first he turned Minecraft into a paid game, and he then increased the price (twice!) in order to squeeze out more cash. In addition to that, Notch claims that [http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2175441966/minecraft-beta-december-20-2010 anyone who bought Minecraft after the 20th of December, 2010 will have to pay for some future updates and expansions] unlike the high elite who bought the game during its Alpha stage. Denying these beta-ordering faggots free updates will increase the size of egos in autists who bought the game beforehand. At this point, it's obvious that Notch included this feature to help alpha-fags [[e-penis|get better hung]] than [[You|others]].

==The Community==
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[[File:Autism_Boy.jpg|thumb|Your typical [[newfag|Minefag]]]]
The Minecraft community is a prime example of [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|stagnation and faggotry taking over a nice place]]. What started out as a small group of gamers who simply enjoyed a small indie game turned out to be one of the world's most repulsive shitholes in the history of the internet. The community is so overflown with faggots, self-importance, sexually-repressed fanboys and [[autism]], it's virtually impossible to find even a single shred of [[lulz]] or faith in mankind in the ''misery mire'' that is the Minecraft fandom.

===Minecraft Forums===
{{main|Minecraft Forums}}
[[image:Yifflol.png|thumb|right|Minecraft forums in a nutshell.]]
[[image:SalothSoros.png|thumb|right|The Villager who's allways watching.]]
[[image:Afurryfaggotonminecraftforums.png|thumb|right|A [[closet furry|neko]] crying over above image, sent by other [[closet furry|complete aspie]] Quatroking.]]
[http://www.minecraftforum.net Minecraft's Forums] is the core of the Minecraft community, and therefore it is the most disgusting part of it. The forums contain the biggest shitpile of drama ever seen for [[100_years_ago|at least 100 years]]. Drama ranging from [[oldfags]] being chased off by illiterate [[newfag]] [[Muslim|Muslims]] to [[Lolwut|Alchohol fueled genital photography]]. [[Blockland|Filled with asspies and moderator brown-nosing, the dramafest never ends whilst mouth-foaming aspies try to defend themselves from hundreds of other mouth-foaming aspies]].

Some [[veterans]] [[Some argue|may argue]] that things were much better before Minecraft became [[Bullshit|popular]], and before the [[furfag]] attack began. This argument is supported by the [[fact]] that most, if not all the original players left the forum [[Last Thursday|years ago]].
Today it's essentially walking into hell - furfag degenerates with over 9,000 posts bragging about their ED edits and getting [[b&|banned]], [[Hipocrite|for calling out other furfags]]. Because of how butthurt the administration is, there are now rules against saying anything negative about [[furries]], [[pedophiles]], [[necrophilia|necrophiles]], [[Niggers|black people]] or [[white people]]. This may be due to the fact that the administration team is 100% [[gay|diverse]], and are more open about it than people who put the word "[[furry|retard]]" in their fucking name.

==== Modding Section ====

The modding section of the site is where most of the drama happens. Filled with angst, constant complaining, mods which crash the game, devs filled to the brim with [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]], and more [[AdFly]] links than stars in the sky, this is the festering stretched out asshole of the forums. Much drama can be found here, as regular users demand mod developers to add pointless features or design mods specifically to their liking and end up complaining if something they want is not added. The mod developers themselves usually end up ignoring any bugs which come up in their mods, and many don't even bother trying to update them in any way. Shockingly, there are low amount of furries in this section, probably because they tend to inhabit other sections about who can make the worst looking [[autism|wolfdogcatdragonponyunicorn]] skin for their characters that they will never see [[fail|because minecraft is played in first person]].

Most of the time spent by mod developers is dedicated to [[Arguing on the internet|arguing with other developers]] over who is stealing who's stuff, and trying to protect any bit of their work in an autistic game of who downloads who's mod the most. Instead of fixing bugs or trying to co-operate with other devs to make better mods or making it easier for others to make them, they instead put effort into [[Insane|making sure their mods are as incompatible as possible with the mods of other developers]]. So in the end nothing ever ends up getting done, as the crab mentality of the entire community guarantees that it will remain the shithole it is, because the developers will continue to spite and drag each other down instead of trying to better themselves and the community.

==== Texture Packs ====

The modding section also features the texture packs subforum, which mostly consist of these 4 types of texture packs:

* A slightly modified version of the default (i.e.: they upscaled the default terrain.png via nearest neighbor to a very high resolution and slapped a Photoshop filter on it)

* "Simple" texture packs, which are either the default textures reduced to less than 10 colors, or make it so that everything is a solid block.

* "Photorealistic" texture packs, which are usually high-resolution and comprised of stolen Google image searches. [[Fail|They look mostly like shit because of the game's blocky nature.]]

* A half-assed tribute to another, usually much better video game's graphic style.

Texture pack resolutions can vary from 1x to 1024x. Everything between 32x and 256x looks like shit because of the pixels being too big for any fine texturing, yet too small for minimalism. Naturally, these are also the most common texture packs found on the forum. Moreover, unless you have a computer with its price in the five digits, you will not be able to run a texture pack on the higher end of the spectrum, [[Fail|despite 1024x usually being able to run on a Nintendo Wii, with most modern games having textures almost 8 times as large.]]

The texture pack community [[Lie|started out as a pretty cool place]], mostly owing to the [[Autism|curiosity surrounding how high texture pack resolutions could go]]. But as with all things related to Minecraft, it too went downhill, mostly due to thieves and an unsurprisingly terrible good:shit ratio.

===/r/Minecraft===
[http://www.reddit.com/r/minecraft /r/Minecraft] is the fastest-growing Minecraft-related fan [[circlejerk]] and another prime beacon of [[faggotry]] and a small inner-circle inside the big liberal and 'intellectual' blob that is [[Reddit]] (AKA a "subreddit"). While /r/Minecraft isn't occupied by furries and underage boys, it is full of the next worst type of fans: [[Fat|Overweight]], [[Basement dweller|25+ year old basement dwelling]] [[Manchild|manchildren]] and [[Autism|social freaks]] who live off their parents' [[I am disappoint|disapproving looks]].

/r/Minecraft is perhaps best known for being the lurking ground of the game developers, Notch and Jeb. Although most Mojang employees only post something once in a blue moon, many of the miserable losers who surf there see it as a soap box, from which they can order the developers around using "suggestions" and "ideas".

Whenever they're not presenting any "humble suggestions", most fags on /r/Minecraft spend their days participating in a horrible [[fan]] [[circlejerk]]. This involves posting pictures of themselves wearing Minecraft costumes, baking Minecraft-themed cakes and buying overpriced Minecraft merchandise all in an attempt to earn as much digital points (called "karma") as possible. If you enter /r/Minecraft more than once you might notice how repetitive the top threads tend to get; that's because the local hivemind only upvotes the same handful of post types, and nothing else.

In terms of drama, /r/Minecraft is quite dull. Even the most lulzy of events there are simply reflections of much larger flamewars (e.g. the Yogscast flop). It is worth visiting only for the sake of research and study; holding such a fine array of manchildren and leeches on society.

===Minepedia===
{{quote|<@Quatroking> Being mildly autistic myself, I do not tolerate any of this shit at all.|Quatroking|banning anyone on [[IRC]] for making remarks about autism}}
The [http://www.minecraftwiki.net Minepedia] is Minecraft's [[shitstorm|community-run]] Wiki. It is run by Quatroking, a known aspergic and sufferer of [[USI]], also a known [[newfag]]. There are a bunch of [[Wikipedo]]s monitoring the site too, assuming they are "''[[sad|a vandal fighter, and sock hunter on wikipedia]]"''. The Minepedia normally gets trolled by /v/ every friday during an update, tricking the autistics into thinking cars/dragons/whatever was added to the game.

There are actually two Minepedias. [http://web.archive.org/web/20101029203812/http://minepedia.net/index.php?title=Aspergate This one supports the lulz.]

====Quatroking himself====

{{quote|So i was just hanging out with my cousin, and we were in my room and somehow we ended up blowing eachother... hes coming over tomorrow ;D|Quatroking before he got popular}}

[[image:Quatroking.JPG|thumb|right|Quatroking in the flesh.]]
[[image:Quatrokingisthenewcwc.png|thumb|right|He collects dolls too?]]
Quatroking feels himself to be [[1337]] in every way, starting with having [http://www.minecraftwiki.net/index.php?title=Quatroking&oldid=11567 his own article on Minepedia] whilst [[hypocrite|saying no vanity articles are allowed]]. This article is under a constant edit war due to the [[fanboy|fanbase]] denying Quatroking being of any significance at all. He finally caved in after realizing he is unimportant and actually contributed nothing at all to the game.

After finally getting OPs for sucking a lot of furry cock, Quatroking bans people from #minecraft for dissing autism due to himself being autistic. However, Quatroking doesn't actually know how IRC works, it seems:

Also, he's so hated by the community itself, his title was [[I did it for the lulz|once changed from "Wiki Admin" to "Dick"]] on the official Minecraft forum.

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====The Aspergite drama====
[[image:Aspergite.jpg|left|thumb|The original Aspergite article.]]
In July 2010, /v/ decided to fuck with the asspie admins of Minepedia. Because one of the items Notch added to the game originally had no name, players had to come up with their own name. /v/ called this new item Aspergite. Fitting for the game, [[amirite]]?

/v/ soon created the article for Aspergite. It was honestly very [[lulz]]y and for the time in which it existed made the Wiki worth going to. However, as this article came into view of the admins, Quatroking got severely [[butthurt]] as his disability was mocked. He banned users for arguing on Aspergite's talk page, then had to ban a wide range of users (plus innocent ones as well) then [[baleet|bawwwleted]] the article.

After the article's deletion, [[Anon]]s from /v/ asked Quatroking via his talk page about why the article was removed. He replied saying it was due to trolls.

A page on Aspergium is also archived [[Minecraft/Aspergium|here]]. You can use it to effectively troll the autists.
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===[[White Knighting|The Notch Defense Force]]===

There are two cliques that frequent the Minecraftian community swamp - an army of entitled basement-dwellers who believe the $10EUR they borrowed from mommy to pay for their digital crack gives them the right to dictate the developer's life, and The [[White knights|Notch Defense Force]], a collection of [[underage]] faggots and asspained autists willing to jump to the defense of Notch's e-peen, and kiss his fat-ass for recognition. When these groups collide, it can create bullshit so massive that it breaks the very fabric of the internet.

Obviously this creates ample trolling possibilities, but members of the community have over-compensated to the point where anyone who simply disagrees with someone's comment is labelled a "troll." Ironically, this hyper-sensitivity makes trolling even easier. Sometimes it seems that even Notch trolls the community, such as when he delayed a [[Bullshit|"Secret Friday Update"]] to play Civ 5 instead.

===Autism Influence===
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{{quote|<Rooster> I had a dream Notch PM'd me on this IRC with a SMP Beta code invite.
<Rooster> Then I woke up.
<Rooster> FUUUUUU|Notch fanboy|having a wet dream}}
[[Image:Vgcatsminecraft.jpg|thumb|100px|VG Cats failtastic Minecraft parody.]]
As said before, channers of the [[vidya]] and their estranged [[goon]] brethern use Minecraft by hosting servers and occasionally [[griefing]] the hell out of other servers. Some of the more popular methods towards succeeding in trolling would be through causing deliberate destruction of other people’s hard work, or flooding or unleashing a deadly [[Flame war|torrent of lava]]. It was thanks to Notch's constant viral advertising on [[v/|/v/]] that 4chan got involved in the first place.

Minecraft has even caught the attention of [[VG Cats]], in which they did an [[Uncyclopedia]] level satire along with their own mix of [[weeaboo]] [[furfaggotry]].

Minecraft may lead to [[13 year old boy|people]] developing symptoms of [[Autism]].
[[image:AuspieCraftGoastcx.jpg|thumb|right|<strike>Sick Fucks</strike> [[Goatse|the previous user gaped at this exposed hole]].]]

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===MCYT===
Known as MineCraft YouTube. It has been around since the game ever launched and somehow gets even more [[autistic]] in May 2019 when Minecraft celebrates it's 10th birthday. The community's mostly active on [[Twatter]] as [[Youtuber|Jewtubers]] like [[Dream]] manages to influence a breed of Gen Z's into having a parasocial relationship with their "favorites".

{{kf|89134|Thread about MCYT.}}

==The Drama==

As you might have noticed (if you've actually read everything written above), the nature of the shitty game, lazy developer and Autistic community all make Minecraft an excellent stage for lots and lots of E-drama (and in some cases even IRL-drama). This section will list all the major conflicts and lulz-spewing trollcanoes.

===The Great Multiplayer Code Leak of 2010===

Late at night on July the 26th 2010, somebody joined the World of Minecraft Livestream and leaked the invite code "!!Thomas!!" to the Survival Multiplayer testing whilst the faggot who was streaming was giving out clues about the code. 5 minutes later this code found it's way onto /v/.

[[Faggot|Quatroking]], trying to keep Multiplayer to himself like a Jew and continuing to want to feel important, demanded Notch to shut down the server. Notch responded with a simple "lol no" and kept the server up, [[NO U|even releasing the invite code]] on his [[Twitter]]. Quatroking then tried to cause drama by blaming the code leak on World of Minecraft and Brocraft, then eventually [[typical|the blame spread to /v/]].

The next morning, whilst the server was being raped by autologin scripts, Notch decided to take down the server so he could get some work done. This caused more butthurt as retards blamed it on the fact that everyone had access to the server regardless of Notch publicly inviting everyone.

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===The Server Mod MCAdmin Drama===
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{{quote|[[Assburgers|i prefer computers to people, they don't let you down, they don't lie to you, they don't fuck with you]]|Doridian|fully expressing how pathetic he is}}

Sometime later, on [[Last Thursday|October the 26th, 2010]], a user named Bradster was running his server with this mod when Doridian (the mod's creator) [[hax|bypassed]] the whitelist and [[furfaggotry|fagged]] up the server with his shitty English until the dude [[b&|banned]] him. Doridian was [[butthurt]] and banned the server owner [[no u|from his own server]] and proceeded to [[rape|chastise]] him until he got unbanned.

Later the mod was decompiled and it was discovered that the devs Doridian and Intoxicated had added backdoors to give them power to [[troll]] the servers of everyone using the mod, and even to globally ban people they don't like from using these servers. The dev began to [[BAWWW]] that no one liked him [[irl]] and everyone else began to whine that his actions were [[lolsuit|illegal]]. Eventually they wrote a [[dubious disclaimer]] excusing them of everything and [[pussy|removed the offending code]].

[[tl;dr]] Doridian is a [[furry]] who owns [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hardblush a gay furry group on Steam] and a [[fail|troll]] who pissed off the [[assburgers|masses]] with his shit mod. Because the Minecraft forums is overrun with furfag moderators, simply saying yiff in hell will result in a ban, so [[Personal army|how about you call him to tell him how much you appreciate his work?]]

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===Secret Beta Update Drama===
On [[Last Thursday|December 21, 2010]], Notch moved the game into beta. Along with this, he added capes [[Elitist|for his fellow Mojang Employees]], and an update he dubbed [[Shiny Pidgey|more rare than this]]. On the forums, the Minefags tried [[Lazy|as hard as they could]] to find the secret. Many [[Troll|trolls]] took the opportunity to create hoaxes about what the update was. Many created fake [[Shoop|screenshots]], [[Hax|saves]], or simply lied about what it was. In the end, the Notch told them that he had given a user named Deadmau5 a custom model that gave his character [[Furry|mouse ears]]. [[Fail|Notch had already posted a screenshot of it prior to the beta release]]. Deadmau5 had gained this custom model because he had used [[Fail|Minecraft graphics]] at a [[DJ|rave party]].

*[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2164035817/jump-to-1-34-or-so-3-deadmau5 Deadmau5's vidya and model].
*[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2389820531/minecraft-beta Beta details]
*[http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1020&t=112662 Minecraft Forum spergs get butthurt since after contributing nothing to the world they got nothing back! Zomg!1]

===Receive More Updates===
'''RMU''' is some sort of [[Internet tough guy|Internet Tough]] faction that DDoSed minecraft.net because there weren't any updates to Minecraft in a certain timeframe, [[unrealistic expectations|and wanted updates NAO]]. This ended up in minecraft.net being taken down for a few days whilst a [[13 year old boy|15-year-old]] [[script kiddie]] was busy [[LOIC]]ing the site to death.

After the Halloween update to Minecraft, RMU continued crying about it saying it wasn't good enough, boasting about how they had 3,000 or whatever members who would help launch a DDoS against Notch. As anything performed by aspies, it failed miserably.

*{{Archive|MLF1|Kotaku article}}
*[http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2010/10/minecraft-ddos/ Wired article]

===Minecon 2011===

Minecon 2010 was a poorly planned [[fanboy]] [[Circlejerk|wankfest]] taking place in the US shortly after Minecraft got its first spoonful of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|unwarranted self-importance]]. About 50 Autistic faggots rounded up to suck Notch's lower body section while wearing "silly" Minecraft costumes.

Minecon 2011, happening roughly a year later, was pretty much the same thing but on a much larger scale. It took place at the Mandaly Bay [[Casino|resort]] in Las Vegas, a venue far too small for the amount of tickets sold. The place was crowded, hot and filled to capacity with stupidity and fan-cum. Survivors report seeing endless lines, shitty entertainment and a clusterfuck of shiny colors, attended by crowds of sad, underwhelmed people. Some idiots actually payed thousands of dollars between plane tickets, hotel costs and the exuberantly overpriced entry fee just to be spit in the face by Notch himself.

====Yogscast E-Peen Drama====
[[Image:Notchtrolled.png |center| Notch got <s>[[troll|trolled]]</s> [[butthurt|butthurt]] by the Yogscast gags on November 2011|500px|thumb]]

The [[Yogscast]] is a group of Minenerds taking it to the extreme. During Minecon 2011, being the [[Faggots|epic Minecraft celebrities]] they are, they got all [[butthurt]] and [[USI]] and decided that they are the [[Alpha geek|prime alpha males]] in the particular nerdwank they were partaking in, and so demanded [[Unrealistic expectations|special treament]]. Notch took this as a personal attack on his ego, and accused the Yogscast team of being assholes (See image above; [[Lulz|amusingly enough]], pretty much all of the shit Notch accused the Yogscast of doing didn't actually happened, and he later had to [[fail|apologize]] for believing the bullshit his [[Aspie]] fans were bitching about). The Yogscast team replied by calling Notch and Mojang out and finally telling them what a bunch of lazy greedy Jews they are. Notch, now really pissed, summoned his army of fanboys by addressing the issue on his [[Twitter]].

The biggest [[shitstorm]] seen in ages was to follow. Each side called the other dicks, then apologized and then called them dicks again. All Minecraft-related [[Web 2.0]] websites were torn to pieces by the endless flaming, rage and trolls. [[Hanukkah|It is said that the original fight between Notch and Yogscast was barely lulzy enough to keep the flamewars lit for one day, yet the flamewars continued for eight days of constant butthurt]]. A true [[Jew]] miracle.

====Community Aftermath====

The entire convention was no more than a way to squeeze out some extra cash out of the little kids who play the shitty game. Notch and his little action team broke a new record in unprofessional party planning by trying to be as [[Jew|Jewish]] as possible and avoid spending even a single unnecessary dollar. But don't tell that to their little personal army, for saying even one bad word against the [[Al Gore|savior of the internet]] will lead you to an instant [[Banned|ban]].

Soon after the convention was over, the more mature parts of the community went online to expose and discuss the sheer incompetence displayed by Mojang's staff. The internet, being the internet, wanted someone to point fingers at. The Jews were, as always, the first to blame, but soon enough the Minefags have found a much more satisfying target: None other than the great [[attention whore]] '''MinecraftChick'''.

MinecraftChick is a [[Girl Gamer|gurl gamer]], of the worst kind. Although claiming to have never played Minecraft in her life (or any other [[vidya]] for that matter), she [[Bullshit|names herself after it BEFORE playing it "for the first time"]]. Being Notch's personal whore, Mojang have ''actually hired'' the ugly landwhale to be ''paid'' for doing ''nothing''. No. Seriously. Look it up. MinecraftChick 'works' for Mojang, and her official job title is "Director of Fun" (ain't that something to put on your resume, eh?). If rumors are to be believed, one of the only actually jobs the Mojang Director of Fun ever had to do was to plan out and manage the convention, which would explain why it turned out terrible, and might even explain the blatant [[Jew|penny-pinching]] on display. Just one more reason why this monster-whore has to die. Even though "Director of Fun" translates to what most (non-retarded) people call the "[[Shill|Director of Community Relations]]", all she does is tweet about annoying her co-workers, as well as trashing and blocking people asking for help with community-related matters, 'cause she is nawt a secretary.

=== Notch Sells Out ===
On September 15, [[2014]], Notch sold Minecraft to [[Microsoft]] for $2.5 billion despite saying [[Jew|he would release it as open source when he was done with it.]] Clearly, the Minecraft IP isn't worth nearly that much, which is why Notch totally didn't do it for the money, as evidenced by the following wall of text.

{{story|<pre style="border:none; background:none;"> I'm leaving Mojang

I don’t see myself as a real game developer. I make games because it’s fun, and because I love games and I love to program, but I don’t make games with the intention of them becoming huge hits, and I don’t try to change the world. Minecraft certainly became a huge hit, and people are telling me it’s changed games. I never meant for it to do either. It’s certainly flattering, and to gradually get thrust into some kind of public spotlight is interesting.

A relatively long time ago, I decided to step down from Minecraft development. Jens was the perfect person to take over leading it, and I wanted to try to do new things. At first, I failed by trying to make something big again, but since I decided to just stick to small prototypes and interesting challenges, I’ve had so much fun with work. I wasn’t exactly sure how I fit into Mojang where people did actual work, but since people said I was important for the culture, I stayed.

I was at home with a bad cold a couple of weeks ago when the internet exploded with hate against me over some kind of EULA situation that I had nothing to do with. I was confused. I didn’t understand. I tweeted this in frustration. Later on, I watched the This is Phil Fish video on YouTube and started to realize I didn’t have the connection to my fans I thought I had. I’ve become a symbol. I don’t want to be a symbol, responsible for something huge that I don’t understand, that I don’t want to work on, that keeps coming back to me. I’m not an entrepreneur. I’m not a CEO. I’m a nerdy computer programmer who likes to have opinions on Twitter.

As soon as this deal is finalized, I will leave Mojang and go back to doing Ludum Dares and small web experiments. If I ever accidentally make something that seems to gain traction, I’ll probably abandon it immediately.

Considering the public image of me already is a bit skewed, I don’t expect to get away from negative comments by doing this, but at least now I won’t feel a responsibility to read them.

I’m aware this goes against a lot of what I’ve said in public. I have no good response to that. I’m also aware a lot of you were using me as a symbol of some perceived struggle. I’m not. I’m a person, and I’m right there struggling with you.

I love you. All of you. Thank you for turning Minecraft into what it has become, but there are too many of you, and I can’t be responsible for something this big. In one sense, it belongs to Microsoft now. In a much bigger sense, it’s belonged to all of you for a long time, and that will never change.

It’s not about the money. It’s about my sanity.</pre>}}

The announcement was received rather apathetically by the wider gaming community, in large part because Minecraft was [[Old meme|old news]] at that point. Microsoft would go on to milk the allowances of [[Autism|mentally-challenged]] children for years to come.

== Microsoft Era ==

[[File:Notch rich depression.png|thumb|right|Notch is literally a selfloathing fat fuck who has no interest in interacting with other people, because he is a xboxhueg Betamax. hence why he hates his new riches.]]

Minecraft would never again possess the [[Old meme|prominence it once held as an internet phenomena of the early 2010's]]. Neither would the game itself go through the same "rapid" development cycle it had in its hayday, when [[/v/|/v/irgins]] had weekly threads discussing the most recent (lack of) update. Instead the game would receed into the background cultural milieu consumed by unattended [[TikTok]] children; all under the watchful eye (and open pocket) of the Microsoft corporate behemoth.

Notch himself would fade out of public view. For a brief time he set his sights on developing an even more autistic game, called 0x10c, this one centered around [[Hacker|programming]] rather than [[Plastic crap|Legos]]. However, [[Too lazy|old habits]] die hard, and his laziness got the better of him. [[Typical|Development on 0x10c ceased a few short months after gaining public attention]].

Having gotten stinking rich off synthesizing the digital equivalent of opium for [[Autism|overweight children]] and [[Reddit|morbidly obese manchildren]], Notch found himself still the [[fat]], [[Ugly|bald]], [[Dying alone|terminally-lonely]] [[neckbeard]] he always was. His wife had left him, leaving him to [[Suicide|cope]] alone with his depression. In desperate attempt to compensate, he bought a [[micropenis|$70 million oversized house]] in Beverly Hills, a purchase he would soon come to regret. The wide open floor plan and vast empty yard only seem to remind him of all the [[Bawwwww|family, friends and genuine social interaction he lacks]]. This remains an excellent example of how money can't fix all problems. Right now as [[you]] are reading this, there is a good chance that Notch is sitting alone in a darkened room of his empty mansion, staring bleakly at [[4chan]] posts written by [[Newfag|newfags]] half his age.

Notch graduated from [[Basement-dweller|basement dweller]] to an [[Bitcoin|exuberantly rich basement dweller]], and dedicated his life to being the world's saddest billionaire [[shitposter]]. During this time, he momentarily generated a small amount of [[lulz]] by posting [[politically incorrect]] tidbits on [[Twitter]], calling out [[feminists]], [[homos]], [[niggers]] and [[SJWs]] of all stripes. Notch's brief return to moderate relevancy made Microsoft's [[Butthurt|butt hurt]]. In a splendid display of [[Censorship|historical revisionism]], Microsoft would go on to [[Baleet|completely remove Notch's name from the game]].

Almost all mentions of Notch have been scrubbed from the official Minepedia, leaving only short and begrudging references to his role in creating Minecraft in sections pertaining to the game's development history. The old vision of a "3D [[Dwarf Fortress]]" (as Minecraft was initially pitched back in 2009) remains unfulfilled.

== TL;DR ==
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<center>Notice how this kids forehead is brighter than [[you|your]] future.</center>

 
 
 

== Clones ==

* [[Nigger|Digger]] Online [[Vodka|(Копатель онлайн)]] - It starts from Russian Facebook ([http://vk.com vk]), with [[jew|donates]] for everything (blocks, armor, weapons). After getting through the Steam Greenlight, It was F2P. People don't like to pay for something good, though, so they starting to sell this shit for $6.99. Even after the Steam release, the game can't into English and is still in Putin tongue-speak. [http://store.steampowered.com/app/278970/ Link]

* Minetest - A blatant ripoff that's about as [[old|"advanced"]] as the pocket version. Only played by hardc0re 1337 nerds because it's written in C++, so it doesn't shit all over your CPU just to load the title screen. It's also free, which is way too expensive for the real game. [https://github.com/minetest/minetest Link]

==What Will Happen To You If You Play Too Much Minecraft==
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==ED Server==
Encyclopedia Dramatica also has a (vanilla) Minecraft server, which you, [[Faggot|dear reader]], can play on!

The server IP is <s>'''mc.dramatica.online:25639'''</s> POOL'S CLOSED

==Gallery==
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Image:Minecraftcreation.jpg|Typical Minecraft creation.
File:AuspieCraftGoastcx.jpg|What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Image:Minecraftmegaman.png|Another waste of time.
File:MinecraftCockWall.jpg|Definitely NOT [[gay]]!
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File:Uncle_Dolan_Minecraft.jpg|[[Uncle Dolan]]
Image:Minecraft_sonichu.png|Minecraft can be used to make [[Sonichu]].
Image:Minecraftnorthkorea.jpg|North Korea is best [[Korea]]
Image:AwesomeCommunity.png|Honesty isn't Minecraft's strongest trait.
Image:Minecraftirl.jpg|Minecraft, IRL
Image:Minecraft9111.png|Happy [[9/11]]
Image:Minecraftdongmod.png|Welcome to Minecraft!
Image:Minecraftdad.png|This game is way too deep for you, dad!
Image:MinecraftAutistics.png|The [[Truth]]. And if you look closer you'll see he doesn't like nudity and porn. What kind of retarded fucked up kid is this?! Seriously, EVERYONE loves porn and nudity. Except this [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic virgin]].
Image:Notchatminecraftcon.jpg|Notch seen at MinecraftCon. [[Basement dweller|Note how afraid he is to see so many people in the same area]].
Image:Notchtruth.png|This guy actually has fanboys.
Image:minecraftyoutube.jpg|You can get tons of Youtube exposure in a short time period for doing literally [[rule 34|anything]] related to Minecraft. Partnership guaranteed.
Image:Notch-on-train-with-money.png|Actual photo of Notch on train with bag of gamers money. Why aren't you fixing SMP?]]
Image:Ninja.gif|A Ninja Creeper!
Image:Creepers.png|Basically [[RAGE|this]].
Image:New Minecraft slogan.png|With all that "[[Lies|awesome community]]" shit, maybe we can bring a message across to them...
File:Minecraft School Shooters.png|School Shooter skins
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File:MineSIS.jpg|Mine-SIS
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File:futuristichubmchaters.png|[[LIAT|FuturisticHub]] showing off to [[haters]].
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Image:Minecraftcreeper34.png| When they say "No Exceptions" they mean it.
Image:Minecraftcreeper34moar.png|[[you|Who in their right mind would be aroused by this damned material?]]
Image:Minecraftmobrape.jpg|Or this, even?
Image:MinecraftRanarule34.png‎|Maybe even this?
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Image:566358_-_Creeper_Minecraft_pig.jpg‎|Jesus Christ.
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Image:Creeper-Chan.jpg|Obligatory [[Animu]] form.
Image:Busty Creeper-Chan.png|Now with bigger tits.
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Image:Minecraft_pedocreeperXrana_757.jpg|[[Pedobear]] in disguise prowls servers for [[loli]]s
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Image:minecraft_porn_creeperboobs_63708.jpg
Image:Minecraft-mlp_porn_crossover_rainbowdash-creeper.PNG|[[Brony|bronies]] love minecraft
Image:Minecraft_porn_creeper_43544.jpg
Image:Minecraft_porn_zombiepig_001.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
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==See Also==
*'''[[Autism]]''' - a requirement to play. If you're not a person who has assburgers, don't play this.
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Civcraft]]
*[[Minecraft Forums]]
*[[2B2T]] - World famous (aka SEKRIT CLUB) anarchy server and currently world's oldest Minecraft server
*[[Roblox]] - [[Bullshit|which manages to be far better than Meinkampf.]]
*[[Manlytears]]
*[[Ace of Spades]] - The same thing, but with guns and even shittier graphics.
*[[Dwarf Fortress]] - The game that Minecraft wishes it was.
*[[FuturisticHub]]
*[[DreamWasTaken]] - A {{age|1999|08|12}}-year old Minecraft Pedophile, cheater, liar, {{kf|82749|and also fat in fact.}}
*[[Jellybean]] - A {{age|2004|11|23}}-year old [[Bisexual]] Enby [[Fucktard]] who makes shitty content on YouTube and brainwashes fans of said channel to comment weird shit.

== External Links ==

* [http://minecraft.net Play the game but pony up some cash or torrent it for all the excitement.]
* [http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6915222/Minecraft_1.0.0_Cracked_%5Bportable%5D_%5BUpdatable%5D_%5BOnline%5D Protip: Torrent is right here.]
* [http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe The offline client which isn't linked to on-site, go beg for passwords.]
* <s>[http://minepedia.net/index.php?title=Aspergate minepedia.net coverage of the Aspergite drama.]</s> - 404. Domain up for sale.
* [http://www.worldofminecraft.com/Minecraft_Custom_Client_Wrapper_Download Hacked (fly/speed) standalone client for Classic servers. (Free site login required.)]
* [http://www.gamingdaily.co.uk/2010/will-i-ever-play-minecraft-again/ Retard forgets his Minecraft login details. What does he do? Write an entire article about it blaming Notch].
* [http://www.negroserver.com/forums/showthread.php?586-NEGROSERVER-MINECRAFT-ACCESS-THREAD Best server ever. Too bad you require to be white listed]
* [http://insomnia.ac/reviews/web/minecraft/ Accurate review of Minecraft's shitty Creative mode.]
* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/814637-a-honest-minecraft-review/ How the community reacts when someone does an honest review of the game.]

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Minecraft

2025-04-13T22:48:36Z

Kento nakajima: /* Aggressive Mobs */

{{achtung|It's no surprise this game got a [[Stupid|stupid]] movie.}}
{{spoilers|the Minecraft movie is just the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie all over again}}
{{hell}}

[[Image:Minecraftdongmod.png|thumb|Welcome to Minecraft!]]
[[image:Minecraftdad.png|thumb|This game is way too deep for you, dad!]] 

{{distinguish|Mein Kampf}}

'''Minecraft''' (better known as ''[[Chris-Chan]]'s Extreme Autism: Underground'') is an over-rated online sandbox game programmed entirely in [[COBOL|Java]] and is the brainchild of the fatass [[Retard|brilliant]] [[Sweden|Swedish]] ego-manic Markus Persson {{atheist}}, also known as “[[Notch]].” It once had an enjoyable community but has since then been invaded by autistic and screaming 10 year old newfags.

The first incarnation of this game appeared in 2009 as a simple time waster in which you would manufacture pixel art of video game sprites and blocky [[dicks|schlongs]] with an assortment of colored blocks of all different textures. But like all great internet [[Keyboard Cat|phenomena]], it caught the attention of depraved [[channers]] and [[goons]] to cast their influence on Notch’s ambitious project, which in part made the game [[E-famous|more popular than it’s worth]].

Being a game made in Java it's sluggish, buggy, and overall extremely terrible; in fact being made in Java is the very reason why you shouldn't play it to begin with. All these problems are to be fixed rather sooner than later, since the abnormally large-framed Notch has finally given up on this shitty game, sold the rights to [[Microsoft]], and left his suck-up former '[[Bitch|employee]]' Jeb to take over game design. This is, of course, a lie; evidently Jeb is just as lazy and disconnected from the playerbase as Notch ever was, and Microsoft are content to simply milk the IP for overpriced merchandise and godawful spin-offs. 

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{{Clear}}
<center>[[Truth|This sums this up pretty well.]]</center>

==[[The Game]]==
[[image:MinecrapCrashes.PNG|thumb|right|This happens a lot, Minecraft is unstable as fuck. It also has never ending bugs.]]
[[image:MinecraftCockWall.jpg|thumb|right|Minecraft isn't gay at all]]
[[image:Minecraft endermen niggers.jpg|thumb|right|[[Some argue]] that this is the most common place to find [[niggers|endermen]]. Mojang are [[lie|clearly]] [[not racist]].]]

Minecraft's gameplay is composed mainly out of wandering pointlessly, having one finger inserted firmly up your rectum, and if you found that enjoyable enough to get to sunset, you later get raped by various creatures of the night. Although arguably the experience goes deeper than that, no matter how 'amazing' your Minecraft life appears to be it always can be boiled down to the previous sentence. Whenever he is not wandering around looking for that one block he needs to complete his giant golden cock and balls statue, the player is expected to [[GRIDS|grind]] the fuck out of mining, farming, tree cutting and, in some tragic cases, even mob-slaying, the one thing that keeps the Minecraft experience just a little bit more varied and organic than a plastic picnic-mat. Basically, playing Minecraft is like playing [[Second Life]] on an [[Atari]].
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===Mobs===
Mobs are just a bunch of NPCs that are designed to piss you off while you're building your house, which in most cases is a 6x12 hole dug 5 minutes before nightfall in the side of a stone cliff. 
====Passive Mobs====

*[[Cops|Pig]] - Pink thing that snorts at you until you kill it for pork chops. Notch added the completely fucking useless feature of being able to [[bestiality|ride pigs.]] First, you go down to the depths of the fucking earth to get a [[dildo|saddle]], then you place it on the pig, then you [[rape|right click]] it. <S>You can't control the pig at all, and it moves the same way that it does when you aren't riding it, so its fucking useless other than fulfilling Notch's sick fantasy</S> You can control it now, but you need a [[dildo|carrot]] on a stick to attempt to [[rape|control]] it. Still fucking worthless.

*[[Lolcow|Cow]] - Likes to jump in your face until you milk it or kill it for [[Awesome|leather and beef]]. Milk in Minecraft functions as an antidote for food poisoning, which is ironic because normally if you ate rotten meat and then had milk that'd be suicide.

*[[Lolwut|Mooshroom]] - A cow that has [[Shrooms|mushrooms]] growing on it's back. It's completely fucking worthless unless you like stew.

*[[Goatse|Sheep]] - <s>You only get wool from these guys.</s> LOL NEVERMIND, mutton was added in 1.8. They can now eat [[Drugs|grass]] to regain their wool. This is pointless because in the game you need a total of 3 wool to make a bed.

*[[Wolf]] - Because Notch wanted to cater to furries. If you hit one of these animals, they will rip the shit out of you. If you give them bones, [[faggotry|hearts will fly everywhere]]. Now the dog will follow you and [[rape|attack]] anything you hit.

*[[Squid Girl|Squid]] - Pointless pieces of shit that live in water. You only get ink sacks from them and they do nothing except make books to write erotic fanfiction in.

*[[Jew|Villager]] - [[Jews|Creepy, big nosed creatures]] with crossed arms. All they do is sit around in villages and practically do nothing besides having gay orgies [[wat|to make babies]]. You can get different clothed people to show their jobs in society but [[nobody cares]] about that since they all act the same anyway. Another way these can be recognised as [[jews]] is that you can trade in all of your valuable [[jew gold|emeralds]] for a piece of [[fried chicken]]. [[TL;DR|In short]], the fan-made "Millenaire Mod" was [[at least 100]] times better than these [[Jewish]] pricks. A major reason for this is that Millenaire villagers can actually build shit while the default villagers sit around and charge you money to do shit for them like the fat ugly [[jews]] they are. You can now enslave them for unlimited mending books.

*[[Retard|Snow Golem]] - Made from a pumpkin and snow blocks. Basically, a wolf with a brain of [[Chris-chan]]. They fire [[cum|snowballs]] at enemies that reduces their health by [[Nothing|0.1]] each time. Completely pointless unless you want a distraction. They also melt if you take them anywhere other than snowy areas, making them an even bigger fucking waste. The only real use is to let them be decoys while you run like the [[nigger]] you are.

*[[Lion|Ocelot]] - Worthless pieces of ass that do jack shit except wander around and run away from you.

*[[Furfag|Fox]] - Added in 1.14, Foxes are like ocelots in the way they run away from you whenever you make the smallest movement. They can be "tamed" with berries although "taming" them only makes them not run away from you whenever you approach them.

*[[Lolcat|Cat]] - Ocelots became untameable in 1.14 and were instead replaced with these shitstains which you can find in villages and can be tamed once you feed them fucktons of fish. They don't do anything except meow and make Creepers run away.

*[[Robot|Iron Golem]] - These lumbering hunks of shit are possibly the coolest mob in the game mainly because they toss [[niggers]] 100 feet in the air and have 100 HP.

*[[Zerg Rush|Bats]] - Useless squeaky things that fly into your face at night time and in dark areas for the sole purpose of blocking your attacks and making the game crash more.

*[[Ponies|Horses]] - Remember when riding pigs was completely fucking pointless because you could only control it until your carrot tied onto the end of a fishing rod breaks? Mojang copy/pasted Horses from a mod that was actually good but didn't give the creator money because Mojang employees hate sharing the [[Jew gold]] with people who actually do the fucking work (unfortunately, it wasn't the [[Mr. Hands]] add-on) to satisfy the needs of [[bronies]]. All they're useful for is getting to places faster, carrying your shit in chests and can jump higher than any other mob. You can [[bondage|tie]] the horses to a fence so that it won't run away like a pussy, and you can [[rape|ride]] it like a pig should you have a saddle. [[Oblivion|Comes with silver, gold and diamond horse armor]].

*[[Furfag|Rabbits]] - Added in 1.8, rabbits just basically hop around being useless. Killing them gives you meat and worthless rabbit hide, which can be [[lolwut|made into cow leather]]. On extremely rare occasions, a hostile white rabbit will spawn as an obvious homage to the killer rabbit from Monty Python. It will rape you harder than [[bubba]]'s massive [[Aborigine]] cock in a little Abbo's ass.

*[[Mexican|Axolotls]] - Added in 1.17, Axolotls are useless [[Faggot|faggots]] that do nothing but live in caves and [[rape]] the tropical fish that spawn in the Lush Caves. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|They come in different colors]] with a rare blue texture if you breed enough of these faggots (1/1200 chance because that's how approximately how many of these fuckers are left in the wild [[IRL]].) They can attack zombies and drowned if you feed them fish. [[IRL]] Axolotls are native to a singular lake in the outskirts of [[Mexico|Meheeco City]] and because of that they are [[Nobody cares|critically endangered]].

*[[Bee Movie|Bees]] - Added in 1.15, they make honey and will [[rape]] you if you don't place a campfire down first before harvesting it. You can make honey blocks which are useful for redstone components but are completely useless for anything eles with the honey you collect, other than that they're complete shitstains.

*[[French|Frogs]] - Added in 1.19, these pointless wankstains live in [[Louisiana|swamps]] and eat baby slimes (Mojang was originally going to add fireflies to Minecraft for frogs to eat but changed it at the last second because the nazis over at PETA would get butthurt if they made frogs eat something that's poisonous to them [[IRL]]). You can get [[lolwut|froglights]] if you manage to make one eat a baby Magma Cube. If they eat regular slimes they wil ldrop absolutely nothing, making them fucking useless unless you manage to bring one to the Nether. They can jump pretty high and will often [[An hero|jump off cliffs]] and die like the stupid little retards they are.

*[[Cum|Tadpoles]] - The retarded offspring of the aforementioned frogs. They don't do anything other then swim around in ponds and then turn into frogs after [[at least 100]] years. Tadpoles can also be put in buckets and moved around if you want to make a [[France|shitty frog pond]] in your Minecraft world. The biome they grow in determines what color the frog will be.

*[[Braaaap|Sniffer]] - Another useless mob added by Mojang in 1.20. These fuckstains can only be spawned if you can find their eggs in chests then plant them on moss and wait an eternity for a baby to spawn out of it. Then it sniffs for seeds, not wheat seeds, but rather [[Oldfag|ancient]] seeds for a useless plant that does fuck all once you plant it.

*[[CIA|Glow Squid]] - Added after a mob vote that [[Dream|a certain Minecraft youtuber]] allegedly rigged and caused much [[butthurt]] in the Minecraft community, These things do absolutely nothing but die in caves and drop glowing ink [[ballsack|sacs]] which can be used to make glowing item frames and signs, another feature that [[Nobody|many players]] commonly use.

*[[Arab|Camel]] - Added in 1.20, Camels are Like horses but slow as shit and only spawn in Desert villages. Camels are another mob that do next to buttfucking nothing except wander around and die once it gets stuck near a cactus.

*[[Pirate|Parrot]] - Added in 1.12, Parrots are tameable mobs that occasionally imitate the sounds of hostile mobs, including creepers which causes Minecraft players much [[Butthurt]] and sperg out and believe they're going to [[Trolled|lose their precious base that they spent so much time on]].

*[[Inbred|Strider]] - Added in 1.16 after Mojang decided it was time to give the Nether some more useful features, Striders can be ridden over lava assuming you have a saddle and warped fungus on a stick, both of which are next to impossible to find in the nether, Striders come with a caveat because if you die riding one you will lose the warped fungus you were using to control these bastards.

You can now breed animals by feeding them wheat, multiplying the faggotry in the game and also adding a bit of [[america|incest]] as well. If you feed an animal wheat (unless it's a pig, which prefers [[cock|carrots]] and chickens, which prefer [[cum|seeds]]), it enters love mode and [[desperate|if another animal of the same type is nearby]] and in love mode too, they have kinky hot nose sex until they ejaculate another version of themselves. In 1.9 prerelease 2 you could multiply animals like cells as long as you had wheat, but in all updates after, [[jew|Notch]] changed it so that when 2 animals have a baby they can't make another until the baby grows up (which takes [[at least 100]] years.)

====Aggressive Mobs====

*[[Zombie]] - Once they were the easiest mobs to kill, but as of Minecraft 1.6, Mojang decided to make it so that if you go out for a stroll in the night time, you'll find yourself getting [[buttsex|raped in the arse]] by [[over 9000]] zombies. Now they're the most overpowered mob in the game.
* Baby Zombies - The lovechilds of the already overpowered green niggers. They're faster and for some reason [[Fail|have as much health as a normal zombie.]] Also, they can ride on chickens.
*[[Skeleton]] - One of the most annoying features of the game. It just [[Black Ops|sits in a dark corner spamming arrows at you]] until you die. Drops arrows and bones.
*[[Terrorists|Creeper]] - The ultimate [[trolls]] of the game. They pick the moment when you just found your first diamond or two. When come near you, they hiss and explode and rape the shit out of anything near it. This causes major [[butthurt]] for the player. [[Awesome|You can get gunpowder from them to make TNT.]] Also, they can get struck by lightning and that makes them have a wider [[power level|blast radius]] for even moar [[rape]].
*[[Spiders]] - Annoying bug that likes to [[zerg rush]] new players and raep their faces at night. Able to [[Antoine Dodson|climb in unfinished windows]] and over walls just to [[Halo|jump at your face with bullshit melee until it can t-bag your corpse]]. Does not burn in sunlight unlike undead mobs, so no time of the day is safe from them. Variations include Spider Jockies and Cave Spiders. Spider Jockies are spiders with skeletons [[rape|riding them]], and Cave Spiders are spiders that poison you which takes you down to HALF A HEART. You can get string for these guys to make bows and fishing rods. You can also get Spider Eyes to make [[Jizztini|potions]] with.
*[[Shitstorm|Slime]] - They live deep underground. If you kill one, they split into [[at least 100]] more smaller ones. You can get slime balls from them and make <s>nothing but [[Cum|sticky]] pistons</s> as of 1.8 you can now make useless fucking slime blocks.
*[[Slenderman|Enderman]] - They are EXACTLY like niggers: they are tall, black, they steal things, they can't swim, and if you look at them, they will freeze. If you look away from them, they will attack you. As soon as you look away from them they teleport and [[rape|hit]] you [[surprise buttsecks|from behind]]. They drop ender pearls that make them disappear. Throwing [[shit|enderpearls]] can make you teleport but in sacrifice for [[emo|self-harm]].
*Pillagers - the traitors of a minecraft village and the evil version of the minecraft villagers. These Sadistic faggots have a tendency of murdering villagers and you.
*[[Magick|Witch]] - Lives in shit stained tree houses in the swamps. Will throw [[cum|potions]] at you until you become [[crippled]].
*[[Tentacle Rape|Silverfish]] - If [[you]] mine the wrong block of stone in a cave, [[sand niggers|little hairy pricks]] come out and rape you. But then they wake up their buddies to rape even [[MOAR]] shit!
*[[FYIAD|Enderdragon]] - Big ass dragon in [[2012|The End]]. Swoops down to rape your shit all the time until you get off your ass and kill it by firing [[over 9000]] arrows up its ass.
*[[wat|Zombie Pigman]] - They appear in the [[hell|Nether]] or from a pig being struck by lightning (there's [[at least 100]] [[truth|percent chance that this will never happen]]). If you hit them, they use their golden swords to [[guro|decapitate]] [[you]]. You get rotten meat and [[jew gold|golden nuggets]] from them. They function like niggers: they spawn in groups, and if you hurt one, the whole group will come after you. They're called "zombified Piglins" now
*[[Ghost|Ghast]] - Huge flying, white squid ghost things that also live in the [[hell|nether]]. Makes creepy baby noises and fires [[cum|flaming meteors]] at you. The only two ways to kill them is by spamming arrows at them or reflecting the meteors back at them with your [[cock|sword]]. You can get gunpowder and [[emo|ghast tears]] from them but they always end up in lava anyway.
*[[Copypasta|Magma Cube]] - Notch thought it would be a good idea to re-texture the slimes. They appear in the [[hell|Nether]] and like to [[guro|dismantle themselves]]. Like most mobs, they're fucking useless.
*[[Kill it with fire|Blaze]] - They appear in [[hell|Nether]] fortresses and catch fire to themselves before firing flaming [[cum|meteors]] at [[you]]. These [[Asian|yellow]] flying pricks drop blaze [[dildos|rods]] which are essential for bonus pleasure points that add to your score at the end.[[Raep|future uses]].
*[[Niggers|Wither Skeleton]] - The niggerfied version of the skeleton which happens to be taller and appears in the [[hell|nether]]. Killing them will drop coal, bones, a sword, or a skull.
*[[Killdozer|Wither]] - Once built with soul sand (shaped in a "T") and 3 wither skulls on top, you will summon a flying monster designed to [[clusterfuck]] anything and everything on the ground. And best of all, <S>it is close to impossible to kill it on survival</S> It's fairly easy to kill if you actually played the game long enough to [[cartoon|get a fuckton of anvils to drop on it]] after it spawns, give it cannon fodder to attack while raping it in the back, or exploiting Notch's lack of maths to suffocate it to where the player needs to cock-slap it once to kill it. Drops a nether star on death and can be used of a shitty beacon that ups a few abilities within it's radius. PROTIP: Find a non-[[Condom|protected]] server and summon the Wither right next to a [[13-year-old]]'s house for teh lulz.
*[[FUCK YEAH SEAKING|Guardian]] - Added in 1.8, these ''originally named'' oversized pufferfish come in two varieties, normal and [[oldfag|Elder]]. Attacks include hitting you with dildos that grow from their bodies while swimming towards you to commence literal rape, and 360 no-scope sniper lazor l33t beams that come out of the eye of the penis, er, I mean, eye of [[the Guardian]].
*[[Chris Benoit|Warden]] - Because the Ender Dragon and Wither were too easy for [[Virgin|the average Minecraft player]], Mojang added a new "boss" to the game in 1.19 that has '''500 FUCKING HP''' and instantly [[buttsex|butt rapes]] you even if you're wearing full netherite armor.
*[[Kamikaze|Phantom]] - Annoying flying mob that likes to kamikaze you when you haven't slept in 3 days. Drops phantom membranes which can be made into slow falling potions which are fucking useless.

===Planned Mobs===
Please note that "planned" means "we'll say stuff to make you happy" in minecraft-dev-language and that the minecraft jew-devs are actually doing nothing more than fapping to [[mom|MILF porn]].
*[[Vagina|Fish]] - These mobs were announced back in 2010 and <s>they still haven't been added to the fucking game</s> NEVERMIND LOL. If they ever do get added they'd probably be wankstains. New fish have been added to the game as items, including one that tends to kill you if you eat it. Also added a chance to fish up gear...though more often than not you get some more useless shit. As of 1.13 fish are actual mobs and, as expected, are total wankstains.
*[[FYIAD|Red Dragon]] - These mobs have been confirmed and will be the second asshole dragon to be in the game. They'll supposedly be more peaceful and they'll have lairs in cliffs. That being said, they'll still probably be able to rip you to shreds. Recent update has confirmed that these won't be appearing any time soon, if at all. Were over hyped by a click baiting jew called FireRockerzstudios.
*[[Faggot|Jayden]] (no, not that [[nigger|nigger retard]] son of Will smith, but a fat dick that no one likes and follows you around everywhere until he gets pissed at you. Also he will go on about "trolling" and thinks he is good at it.

===Removed Mobs===

*[[Cock|Giant]] - Giants are [[Obvious|giant]] mobs that do absolute shit and can't even break blocks. They have been ''partially'' removed from the game but their coding is still there, mainly so that [[Hacker|hackers]] can spawn them on your game and scare the shit out of you, and/or because Notch is so fucking fat and lazy that he can't reach the backspace key.
*[[Retard|Human]] - Humans were only in <s>Classic</s> (they were removed in classic you fuckwit) and they did nothing except run around like fucking retards. They had no use. [[Seriously]]. Later on, they were [[Bullshit|removed again]] near the end of beta. Before then, they would run around aimlessly, fucking up your shit in a similar manner to zombies.

===Dimensions===

*[[IRL|Overworld]] - This is where you start off and [[lie|live your every day life]]. Biomes include [[weed|grass plains]], [[Bangladesh|swamps]], [[Brazil|jungles]], [[Russia|snowy lands]], [[Afghanistan|deserts]], [[Canada|forests]] and [[Shrooms|mushroom islands]]. The stuff you may find underground will be mine shafts, caves, tombs, and strongholds which all contain creatures of [[rape]]. It's also the only place where day and night happen.
*[[Netherlands|Nether]] - [[suicide|You decide you don't want to life on this planet any more]], build a [[goatse|portal]] out of obsidian and explore [[fallout 3|what would happen if WW3 took place]]. As soon as [[In the ass|you enter]] the nether, you will be raped by [[niggers|zombie pigmen]] and [[cum]] throwing [[faggots|ghasts]], if you don't fall into the [[ass|deep oceans of lava]] first. Explore it even more and you will find [[Basement|fortresses]] with [[Genital Herpes|genital warts]] growing in them, guarded by [[Asians|Blazes]] and [[Koreans|magma cubes]].
*[[Divide by 0|The End]] - You may also find that the [[Basement|strongholds]] may contain a different [[goatse|portal]]. Shove a bunch of [[dildos|eyes of the ender]] into to it for it to [[rape|open]]. This world is just a big block of [[cum|white]] [[shit]] filled with [[niggers|endermen]] within a skybox that looks like a black tv fuzz. [[Skyrim|BUT THEN THERE IS A FUCKING HUGE DRAGON YOU HAVE TO KILL BY DESTROYING ITS HEALTH SOURCES AND WHEN IT DIES IT SHITS OUT EXPERIENCES ORBS AND A PORTAL UNDER A DRAGON EGG]]. Once you jump in, Notch pulls out his [[troll face]] and explains in the credits how he made his money from making you buy this shitty game in the first place with two people who take 10 minutes (not long to [[you]]) to tell you to [[get a life]].
*[[Heaven|Skylands]] - This part of minecraft used to only be accessible by [[modding]] and generating it with an Indev game. Notch [https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/71249283520802817 confirmed] the Skylands would happen but then later replaced it with The End. It has since been confirmed again.

===Weapons and Tools===

*Wooden tools - Slow and breaks after 5 uses. Same color as the word that describes it: Shit. Toss this shit in the fire when you finally mine some [[cocaine|ores]]
*Stone tools - Less slow...still shit, but upgraded shit. Thinking of mining the shit out of the undergrowth? this is the best way to use the cobblestone that seems to [[clusterfuck]] your inventory [[at least 100 percent]] of the entire game.
*Iron tools - Very useful for getting stuff done quickly. [[PROTIP]]: Only use iron tools when trying to mine valuable ores. If you break them, you're the one that's gonna have to find more iron.
*Golden tools - Mines faster than you can [[fap]] but breaks down in under 5 uses.
*Diamond tools - Since it is so rare, diamond tools are quite fast and last for about [[OVER 9000|9001]] uses. Only obtained by [[basement dwellers|minecraft pros]] or [[You|cheaters]].
*Netherite tools - Since diamond tools were too weak, [[Jews|Mojang]] added another set of tools to the game that is hard as fuck to get and only spawn in the [[Hell|Nether]]. They have twice the strength of diamond tools and don't burn in lava since Minecraft players are complete retards and [[BAWWWWWW]] whenever they lose the tools they spent [[OVER 9000]] hours to get, but you can still destroy them if you're enough of a retard to drop one on a cactus.

*Pickaxe - Used to obtain underground crap like stone and ores.
*Axe - Used for cutting down trees even though they seem to [[wat|hover after being cut]]. Generally useless since you can [[RAGE|punch them down]].
*[[I has a shuvel|Shovel]] - Useful for getting rid of [[sandbox|sand]], [[cocaine|snow]], [[shit|dirt]], and [[crack|gravel]] but breaks very quickly for [[rape|raping]] it too much.
*[[Bitches|Hoe]] - Useless piece of shit if you just want to survive. This [[rapes|rakes]] grass and soil for planting [[weed|seeds]] (near water) like a [[Greenpeace]] hippy. Fence your [[weed|crops]] off in case something [[trolling|tramples it down back to grass]].
*[[Cock|Sword]] - Built for blocking [[cum|attacks]] and slicing [[niggers]]. In short, you're pretty much fucked if you don't have one of these unless you find an Jayden.
*Bow - Fires [[cum|arrows]] that reach [[China|the distant lands]] if you [[fap|charge]] your [[cock|shots]] long enough. Built for no-scoping [[Call of Duty|codfags]] who are too much of a pussy to [[get out]] of their bases and fight the bitches themselves. Well...either that or [[bullshit|they don't need exp or loot]]. All though it can kill anything flying or walking across the map, it does run out of uses and needs arrows in order to fire it.

*Torches - Fairly useful when you can't see for shit at night or underground and stops mobs from spawning near you. It is also good to place torches around your house so you don't get lost (or write down the coordinates using the F3 function) even though nobody knows how to use it.
*[[I has a bucket|Bucket]] - Made of iron to pick up water and lava. [[PROTIP]]: Get on a [[rape|survival]] server filled with [[13 year old boys]] and pour lava over their houses for maximum [[lulz]].
*[[Kill it with fire|Flint and steel]] - A [[troll]]'s best friend. It lights shit on fire! Find a non-[[condom|protected]] area in a server. Go to the nearest house made out of wood (if someone is that retarded to do such a thing). [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|BURN IT]] and run like fuck. Extreme [[butthurt]] will occur.
*TNT - A [[troll]]'s second best friend. Takes a fuck load of creeper killing but it's worth it in the end. Like the 'flint and steel', it can rape anybody's house even if it isn't made of wood (unless it's made of obsidian). Place it, apply a redstone current to it or set it on fire, and run like fuck from the explosion! This is considered to be the ultimate [[lulz]] generator in the entire game since it can also crash the entire server if you explode enough of them.

===Game Modes===

*'''Classic''' - One of the two free versions of the game; affords the player [[over 9000]] generic blocks with which they can construct [[LOLDONGS|genitalia]] of all shapes and sizes whilst free-roaming the pathetically minuscule world.
*'''Creative''' - Works exactly like Classic except the player has the ability to fly, mobs can't rape you and you won't ever die... unless you're fucking retarded and manage to dig through the bottom of the map.
*'''Survival''' - The ''only'' mode anybody plays. You assume the character of [[Bear Grylls]] struggling to survive whilst building big blocky penises, only this time you have to '''EARN''' the blocks you use ''and'' produce stupid weapons to keep [[Pedo|creepers]] from molesting not only you but your gay house. Bonus blocks are not awarded for urine consumption.
*'''[[I told you i was hardcore|Hardcore]]''' - The same as Survival except you don't respawn so if you die you're screwed; [[some argue]] that this is an attempt by Mojang to whip some [[lusers]] into reality. [[PROTIP]]: Kill admin on a Hardcore servers for instant [[lulz]].
*'''Demo''' - Also the [[copypasta|same]] as Survival however it's free; it lasts for five in-game day cycles... which are around five minutes long IRL. Played by people too [[Jew|cheap]] to buy the game or too dumb to [[pirate]] it.
*'''Adventure''' - A fantastically useless mode that works exactly like Survival except that you can't break blocks without the correct tools. <s>'''or''' build dicks.</s> (Notch was sick of the [[BAWWING]] and allows it now) Completely worthless and utilised only by dedicated autists in the formation of poorly designed obstacle courses.
*'''Capture the Flag''' - This a planned game mode that Notch is too fucking lazy to update, not that he needs to since the united [[basement dwellers]] of the world have made this shit in [[at least 100]] different ways via server mods..

===Game Personalization===
*'''Player Skins''' - Allows you to change your appearance in the game to be a [[furfag]] or [[trap]], which is pretty much useless unless you either play multiplayer a lot or are lame enough to play in 3rd-person mode.
*'''Custom Maps & Servers''' - Shitty adventure maps that are usually complete shit and/or have very poor storylines.
*'''Mods''' - Mods are basically just shitty add-ons to the game made by people with nothing better to do with their lives. Most mods are extremely poorly made, cause extreme lag or memory consumption, and crash your game 99% of the time.

===Griefing===
{{quote|What kind of sick person would actually ENJOY griefing!!??|everyone on the minecraft forums}}
Griefing is discouraged in Minecraft. But in actuality, it's not griefing, it's raiding, or provoking a [[you|thirteen year old faggot]] into raging until [[never|his balls drop]]. However, the autistic kids who play Minecraft believe that someone going around setting fire to everything is griefing, and that only good people exist in the universe. Protip: doing this [[IRL]] isn't griefing, it's called arson and will get you [[v&]].
However, if you somehow gain access to spawning TNT in a server, the following is the best course of action:

 

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Many [[rape|PVP]] servers have asspie admins who put in plugins that ruin the server by disabling fire and explosions. Doing so completely removes the possibility of going to the [[hell|Nether]] as well as burning down shitty wooden houses other people made, blowing them up, and TNT mining, but they do this because "explozins and fir r gey".
{{quote|Why are explosions disabled on this server? Its PVP|cunt}}
{{quote|oh no its michal myers and he needs his expl,osions lol!!! XDD|faggot}}
{{quote|SHUT UP OR IL DDOS U U FEG!!11!ONE!!|cunt}}
Alternatively, some people in Minecraft claim to be "hackers" if they are able to DDOS someone with a $5 booter they bought with their Mom's credit card. If you're one of those motherfucking pussies that believes that everyone in Minecraft can hack you, please do [[an hero]].

Fortunately, not every Minecraft server is so gay as to prevent griefing; some anarchy servers like [[2B2T]] actually allow---if not encourage---its users to grief other players. Though, to be honest, most of these anarchy servers are gay in their own way; some "anarchy" servers like SimPVP will ban "hackers", while others have other shitty gayass arbitrary restrictions. Avoid them like the plague.

===Other Ports===
And if this game isn't shitastic enough as it is, they had to port it onto seven other consoles!
*[[Xbox 360|Heckx Bawx Three-seisty]]- This port plays similar to the online version, except you're world is as small as [[luser|your chances of getting laid]]. This time, Notch actually got his shit together and actually coded this autism magnet and doesn't crash every 10 minutes. The downside was that Notch turned into a greedy Jew and started to charge for basic shit that was a free update in previous versions. There was also a temporary feature added for [[EDiots]] that allowed a user to freeze the server host's console by throwing an Ender Pearl and disconnecting before it hit anything. Best used after the completion of a long project before auto save activates.
*[[Android]]/[[Apple|iOS]]- You gotta be kidding me! Yup, Notch thought he didn't have enough money to fill his fat folds and had to port it again, but this time to a FUCKING PHONE/TABLET/iPOD!!!
{{quote|WEEEE! Now I can build penises on the go!|Notch}}
The in-game world is as small as a petri dish, shitty lighting, and the world has fog everywhere! [[Superman 64|Sound familiar?]] Also the game controls like shit and has no fun value, with no support for game pads and very infrequent updates. [[lazy|For some reason or another]], this [[copypasta|served as "the basis"]] for the "new" Windows 10 version. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/3c3e5m/announcing_minecraft_windows_10_edition_beta/csry0j5 No, seriously.]

*Raspberry Pi ([[Shit|Dafuq is that?]])- Being the greedy shit he is, Notch made ported it onto yet another system. (The system in question is a shitty $50 computer that you can connect to your TV. It was made mostly for people who are too Jewish to get a '''real''' computer.) This version of the game serves the purpose of turning 30-year-old virgins into 30-year-old [[Bill Gates]] wannabees.

* [[Xbox One|Microsoft's New Xbox With A Dumb Name]]- This is just a follow up port so [[13 year olds]] don't complain.
This new Xbox edition will feature such improvements as:
:*ONE extra player on multiplayer.
:*ONE more block added to the x, y, and z coordiates of the worlds.
:*More add-ons you have to pay for. (Which means less free content.)
:*Notch sucks your cock daily so you'll buy this.
:*?????
:*[[PROFIT!]]!

*[[PS3|Gaystation 3/4/Vita]]- In efforts to steal more money from the poor naive children, [[Jew|Notch]] and [[Nazi|Sony]] decided it was a great idea to basically just port the same shitty Xbox version to the [[Shit|Ps3]]. This attracted massive amounts of idiots who haven't realised [[Truth|it's the same shit every time]].

*[[Spies|Windows 10]] - To try to steal the spotlight from Microsoft giving away a freemium operating system to trick old people into spending $10 on Solitaire, Mojang decided to "release" a "new" version of the game [[He does it for free|for free]]. The game, due to being on Windows and not wasting any time with [[Apple|shitty hipster operating systems]] or [[Linux|OS's for people too neckbeardy to play Minecraft anyway]], can be downloaded once and played on most Microsoft devices running Windows 10. It's also written in C++, meaning that it doesn't run like balls and drains your battery empty for 2 hours of gameplay, much to the displeasure of several modding skiddies that think learning Java in [[CSIII]] has no real purpose anymore (they're right of course). AKA, it's everything that Notch should have taken 5 minutes to do years ago instead of swimming around in pig grease and signing silencing rights with Lego.

*[[Wii U]] - Being the genius businessmen they are, Mojang decided to release Minecraft on a console that nobody owns, while charging 150% of the price of the other console versions, and promising to release all the patches much later than all the other versions.

*[[Nintendo DS|Nintendo 3DS]] - Somehow, Mojang managed to sneak past Nintendo's stringent rules in the same manner as shady game devs do, and pumped out the shittiest port yet into the 3DS eStore. It's so poorly optimised that it can only work on the New 3DS, and even then it still runs extremely slowly.

[[wat|Apple TV]] - who plays this?

[[Columbine|Education Edition]] - In an effort to get more children to play their shitty game, Mojang launched an edition of Minecraft meant to be played on school computers, you have to be a teacher to even download it.

[[China|China Edition]] - HERRO ME RIKEY MINECLAFT RONG TIME

===Story Mode===

Because the original concept of Minecraft being a dream sucked so hard. Mojang collab'd with Telltale games to make a sort of sequel involving the Wither and "[[Jesus|the old builders]]".

* '''Episodes 1 to 4''' - A guy finds a command block, whose existence in a survival map is never explained, and uses it to become God with his four friends. One of them pulls a Judas and uses the command block to make a "Wither Storm", threatening the world as we know it; and it's up to some treehouse-dwelling noobs who were there at the time to stop it.

* '''Episode 5''' - The protagonist and some of his friends hunt for a magic chicken.

* '''Episode 6''' - The protagonist and those same friends trap [[Big Red]] in a pit and leave her to starve to death, doing the world a massive favour.

* '''Episode 7''' - The protag's group find [[Rick and Morty|Unity]] and kill it before it lays eggs in other worlds.

* '''Episode 8''' - Everyone gets enslaved.

Spoiler Alert: The Protagonist wins.

=== A Minecraft Movie ===
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[[File:UglyfuckingPinksheep.jpg|thumb|right|BAAAAAAA-ACK]]

Starring:
* Jack Black{{jew}}
* The average Minecraft player
* Whiny [[16-year-old girl]]
* Token negress
* Aquaman
* An ugly artstyle
* Overused IP
* BBE (Big Black Enderman)
*CHICKEN JOCKEY

==The Man==
{{main|Notch}}
[[image:Notchsogay.jpg|thumb|right|Valiant effort, but we all know "That's so gay" is HILARIOUS.]]
[[image:Notchisrichbitch.gif|thumb|right|All Notch does all day is swim in his money vault and play Civ V instead of developing your favorite new feature. Make sure to [[Cry moar|comment about it]] in his tumblr.]]

As stated before, the fatass behind Minecraft is no other than ''Notch'', a Swedish [[Gabe Newell]] clone who tries as hard as possible to piss off everyone around him without being caught. Over the years he has developed an unmatched ego and he now thinks he's the center of the internet world and everything revolves around him and his half-ass game. Notch frequently disguises his awful narcissism using cute smiley faces like ":-)" and "<3" at the end of his blog posts, as well as shitty jokes no better than his game. This ultra-ego finally surfaced during the huge Minecon 2011 flop and the Yogscast drama aftershock. Not the mention he said he liked cats, and sometime afterwords admitted he was part of the [[furry fandom]]. In fact, he is not only a [[you|filthy furry degenerate]], but he is also a [[neckbeard]] ((([[atheist]]))) and a [[Brony]].

===Notch's Tumblr===

{{quote|I visited my doctor last week, and he told me [[LOLWUT|I had to stop masturbating]]. I asked him why, surely it’s not dangerous. [[LOLWUT|He said it was distracting him.]]|[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/12597070416/zing Typical post on Notch's Tumblr.]}}

[http://notch.tumblr.com Notch's Tumblr] is essentially Notch's blog for the game. It used to be a breeding ground for all sorts of Minecraft fanboyism and autism, before Notch finally got his shit together and disabled the comments on his blog (only to have all the faggotry flow to the Minecraft Forums). The idiots who commented there were very easy to troll and used to white knight Notch in the hope of getting a free account or whatever, but failing to do so since their actions consisted of nothing more than ''omg hi notch i made a site and it has a review its at (Insert Shitty Site Name) plz sign up!!11''

{{quote|[[bullshit|I’m exhausted!]] I’d really like to do a Seecret Friday update, both to keep you guys happy and to actually get to do some programming myself, but I need to [[fap|wind down.]]|Just one of Notch's fine examples of laziness.}}

Notch's Tumblr, like all Tumblr blogs, consists mostly of shit nobody gives a fuck about. It used to be filled with news about Minecraft's development progress (back when there was still any progress to report), but as the months flew by and the fanbase grew to a ridiculous size for such a crappy game the place got littered with posts of Notch praising himself and talking about how he loves playing video games.

===Notch's Twitter===
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This is where Notch tells everyone about shitty updates he's adding, chats to Jeb about when they're going to have [[buttsecks]] together, and what he's eating. He also tells about what videogames he's playing and how he's procrastinating when he's supposed to be working on gaycraft.

Recently, Notch replied to a <del>buttsex request</del> <del>challenge</del> demand from a brony, and came out of the brony closet: https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/160076467559071744

{{quote|[[Shit no one cares about|Civilization 5]] just got unlocked on Steam.|Notch, telling us about his [[Shit no one cares about|interesting life]].}}

===Notch and Judaism===
[[Image:Notch truth.png‎|thumb|right|The truth about Notch]]

As time goes by, more and more evidence piles up in favor of Notch being a kike. If it wasn't obvious from his fat, bald Jewhead, Notch keeps proving to everyone that he's in it just for the money. At first he turned Minecraft into a paid game, and he then increased the price (twice!) in order to squeeze out more cash. In addition to that, Notch claims that [http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2175441966/minecraft-beta-december-20-2010 anyone who bought Minecraft after the 20th of December, 2010 will have to pay for some future updates and expansions] unlike the high elite who bought the game during its Alpha stage. Denying these beta-ordering faggots free updates will increase the size of egos in autists who bought the game beforehand. At this point, it's obvious that Notch included this feature to help alpha-fags [[e-penis|get better hung]] than [[You|others]].

==The Community==
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[[File:Autism_Boy.jpg|thumb|Your typical [[newfag|Minefag]]]]
The Minecraft community is a prime example of [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|stagnation and faggotry taking over a nice place]]. What started out as a small group of gamers who simply enjoyed a small indie game turned out to be one of the world's most repulsive shitholes in the history of the internet. The community is so overflown with faggots, self-importance, sexually-repressed fanboys and [[autism]], it's virtually impossible to find even a single shred of [[lulz]] or faith in mankind in the ''misery mire'' that is the Minecraft fandom.

===Minecraft Forums===
{{main|Minecraft Forums}}
[[image:Yifflol.png|thumb|right|Minecraft forums in a nutshell.]]
[[image:SalothSoros.png|thumb|right|The Villager who's allways watching.]]
[[image:Afurryfaggotonminecraftforums.png|thumb|right|A [[closet furry|neko]] crying over above image, sent by other [[closet furry|complete aspie]] Quatroking.]]
[http://www.minecraftforum.net Minecraft's Forums] is the core of the Minecraft community, and therefore it is the most disgusting part of it. The forums contain the biggest shitpile of drama ever seen for [[100_years_ago|at least 100 years]]. Drama ranging from [[oldfags]] being chased off by illiterate [[newfag]] [[Muslim|Muslims]] to [[Lolwut|Alchohol fueled genital photography]]. [[Blockland|Filled with asspies and moderator brown-nosing, the dramafest never ends whilst mouth-foaming aspies try to defend themselves from hundreds of other mouth-foaming aspies]].

Some [[veterans]] [[Some argue|may argue]] that things were much better before Minecraft became [[Bullshit|popular]], and before the [[furfag]] attack began. This argument is supported by the [[fact]] that most, if not all the original players left the forum [[Last Thursday|years ago]].
Today it's essentially walking into hell - furfag degenerates with over 9,000 posts bragging about their ED edits and getting [[b&|banned]], [[Hipocrite|for calling out other furfags]]. Because of how butthurt the administration is, there are now rules against saying anything negative about [[furries]], [[pedophiles]], [[necrophilia|necrophiles]], [[Niggers|black people]] or [[white people]]. This may be due to the fact that the administration team is 100% [[gay|diverse]], and are more open about it than people who put the word "[[furry|retard]]" in their fucking name.

==== Modding Section ====

The modding section of the site is where most of the drama happens. Filled with angst, constant complaining, mods which crash the game, devs filled to the brim with [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]], and more [[AdFly]] links than stars in the sky, this is the festering stretched out asshole of the forums. Much drama can be found here, as regular users demand mod developers to add pointless features or design mods specifically to their liking and end up complaining if something they want is not added. The mod developers themselves usually end up ignoring any bugs which come up in their mods, and many don't even bother trying to update them in any way. Shockingly, there are low amount of furries in this section, probably because they tend to inhabit other sections about who can make the worst looking [[autism|wolfdogcatdragonponyunicorn]] skin for their characters that they will never see [[fail|because minecraft is played in first person]].

Most of the time spent by mod developers is dedicated to [[Arguing on the internet|arguing with other developers]] over who is stealing who's stuff, and trying to protect any bit of their work in an autistic game of who downloads who's mod the most. Instead of fixing bugs or trying to co-operate with other devs to make better mods or making it easier for others to make them, they instead put effort into [[Insane|making sure their mods are as incompatible as possible with the mods of other developers]]. So in the end nothing ever ends up getting done, as the crab mentality of the entire community guarantees that it will remain the shithole it is, because the developers will continue to spite and drag each other down instead of trying to better themselves and the community.

==== Texture Packs ====

The modding section also features the texture packs subforum, which mostly consist of these 4 types of texture packs:

* A slightly modified version of the default (i.e.: they upscaled the default terrain.png via nearest neighbor to a very high resolution and slapped a Photoshop filter on it)

* "Simple" texture packs, which are either the default textures reduced to less than 10 colors, or make it so that everything is a solid block.

* "Photorealistic" texture packs, which are usually high-resolution and comprised of stolen Google image searches. [[Fail|They look mostly like shit because of the game's blocky nature.]]

* A half-assed tribute to another, usually much better video game's graphic style.

Texture pack resolutions can vary from 1x to 1024x. Everything between 32x and 256x looks like shit because of the pixels being too big for any fine texturing, yet too small for minimalism. Naturally, these are also the most common texture packs found on the forum. Moreover, unless you have a computer with its price in the five digits, you will not be able to run a texture pack on the higher end of the spectrum, [[Fail|despite 1024x usually being able to run on a Nintendo Wii, with most modern games having textures almost 8 times as large.]]

The texture pack community [[Lie|started out as a pretty cool place]], mostly owing to the [[Autism|curiosity surrounding how high texture pack resolutions could go]]. But as with all things related to Minecraft, it too went downhill, mostly due to thieves and an unsurprisingly terrible good:shit ratio.

===/r/Minecraft===
[http://www.reddit.com/r/minecraft /r/Minecraft] is the fastest-growing Minecraft-related fan [[circlejerk]] and another prime beacon of [[faggotry]] and a small inner-circle inside the big liberal and 'intellectual' blob that is [[Reddit]] (AKA a "subreddit"). While /r/Minecraft isn't occupied by furries and underage boys, it is full of the next worst type of fans: [[Fat|Overweight]], [[Basement dweller|25+ year old basement dwelling]] [[Manchild|manchildren]] and [[Autism|social freaks]] who live off their parents' [[I am disappoint|disapproving looks]].

/r/Minecraft is perhaps best known for being the lurking ground of the game developers, Notch and Jeb. Although most Mojang employees only post something once in a blue moon, many of the miserable losers who surf there see it as a soap box, from which they can order the developers around using "suggestions" and "ideas".

Whenever they're not presenting any "humble suggestions", most fags on /r/Minecraft spend their days participating in a horrible [[fan]] [[circlejerk]]. This involves posting pictures of themselves wearing Minecraft costumes, baking Minecraft-themed cakes and buying overpriced Minecraft merchandise all in an attempt to earn as much digital points (called "karma") as possible. If you enter /r/Minecraft more than once you might notice how repetitive the top threads tend to get; that's because the local hivemind only upvotes the same handful of post types, and nothing else.

In terms of drama, /r/Minecraft is quite dull. Even the most lulzy of events there are simply reflections of much larger flamewars (e.g. the Yogscast flop). It is worth visiting only for the sake of research and study; holding such a fine array of manchildren and leeches on society.

===Minepedia===
{{quote|<@Quatroking> Being mildly autistic myself, I do not tolerate any of this shit at all.|Quatroking|banning anyone on [[IRC]] for making remarks about autism}}
The [http://www.minecraftwiki.net Minepedia] is Minecraft's [[shitstorm|community-run]] Wiki. It is run by Quatroking, a known aspergic and sufferer of [[USI]], also a known [[newfag]]. There are a bunch of [[Wikipedo]]s monitoring the site too, assuming they are "''[[sad|a vandal fighter, and sock hunter on wikipedia]]"''. The Minepedia normally gets trolled by /v/ every friday during an update, tricking the autistics into thinking cars/dragons/whatever was added to the game.

There are actually two Minepedias. [http://web.archive.org/web/20101029203812/http://minepedia.net/index.php?title=Aspergate This one supports the lulz.]

====Quatroking himself====

{{quote|So i was just hanging out with my cousin, and we were in my room and somehow we ended up blowing eachother... hes coming over tomorrow ;D|Quatroking before he got popular}}

[[image:Quatroking.JPG|thumb|right|Quatroking in the flesh.]]
[[image:Quatrokingisthenewcwc.png|thumb|right|He collects dolls too?]]
Quatroking feels himself to be [[1337]] in every way, starting with having [http://www.minecraftwiki.net/index.php?title=Quatroking&oldid=11567 his own article on Minepedia] whilst [[hypocrite|saying no vanity articles are allowed]]. This article is under a constant edit war due to the [[fanboy|fanbase]] denying Quatroking being of any significance at all. He finally caved in after realizing he is unimportant and actually contributed nothing at all to the game.

After finally getting OPs for sucking a lot of furry cock, Quatroking bans people from #minecraft for dissing autism due to himself being autistic. However, Quatroking doesn't actually know how IRC works, it seems:

Also, he's so hated by the community itself, his title was [[I did it for the lulz|once changed from "Wiki Admin" to "Dick"]] on the official Minecraft forum.

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====The Aspergite drama====
[[image:Aspergite.jpg|left|thumb|The original Aspergite article.]]
In July 2010, /v/ decided to fuck with the asspie admins of Minepedia. Because one of the items Notch added to the game originally had no name, players had to come up with their own name. /v/ called this new item Aspergite. Fitting for the game, [[amirite]]?

/v/ soon created the article for Aspergite. It was honestly very [[lulz]]y and for the time in which it existed made the Wiki worth going to. However, as this article came into view of the admins, Quatroking got severely [[butthurt]] as his disability was mocked. He banned users for arguing on Aspergite's talk page, then had to ban a wide range of users (plus innocent ones as well) then [[baleet|bawwwleted]] the article.

After the article's deletion, [[Anon]]s from /v/ asked Quatroking via his talk page about why the article was removed. He replied saying it was due to trolls.

A page on Aspergium is also archived [[Minecraft/Aspergium|here]]. You can use it to effectively troll the autists.
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===[[White Knighting|The Notch Defense Force]]===

There are two cliques that frequent the Minecraftian community swamp - an army of entitled basement-dwellers who believe the $10EUR they borrowed from mommy to pay for their digital crack gives them the right to dictate the developer's life, and The [[White knights|Notch Defense Force]], a collection of [[underage]] faggots and asspained autists willing to jump to the defense of Notch's e-peen, and kiss his fat-ass for recognition. When these groups collide, it can create bullshit so massive that it breaks the very fabric of the internet.

Obviously this creates ample trolling possibilities, but members of the community have over-compensated to the point where anyone who simply disagrees with someone's comment is labelled a "troll." Ironically, this hyper-sensitivity makes trolling even easier. Sometimes it seems that even Notch trolls the community, such as when he delayed a [[Bullshit|"Secret Friday Update"]] to play Civ 5 instead.

===Autism Influence===
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{{quote|<Rooster> I had a dream Notch PM'd me on this IRC with a SMP Beta code invite.
<Rooster> Then I woke up.
<Rooster> FUUUUUU|Notch fanboy|having a wet dream}}
[[Image:Vgcatsminecraft.jpg|thumb|100px|VG Cats failtastic Minecraft parody.]]
As said before, channers of the [[vidya]] and their estranged [[goon]] brethern use Minecraft by hosting servers and occasionally [[griefing]] the hell out of other servers. Some of the more popular methods towards succeeding in trolling would be through causing deliberate destruction of other people’s hard work, or flooding or unleashing a deadly [[Flame war|torrent of lava]]. It was thanks to Notch's constant viral advertising on [[v/|/v/]] that 4chan got involved in the first place.

Minecraft has even caught the attention of [[VG Cats]], in which they did an [[Uncyclopedia]] level satire along with their own mix of [[weeaboo]] [[furfaggotry]].

Minecraft may lead to [[13 year old boy|people]] developing symptoms of [[Autism]].
[[image:AuspieCraftGoastcx.jpg|thumb|right|<strike>Sick Fucks</strike> [[Goatse|the previous user gaped at this exposed hole]].]]

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===MCYT===
Known as MineCraft YouTube. It has been around since the game ever launched and somehow gets even more [[autistic]] in May 2019 when Minecraft celebrates it's 10th birthday. The community's mostly active on [[Twatter]] as [[Youtuber|Jewtubers]] like [[Dream]] manages to influence a breed of Gen Z's into having a parasocial relationship with their "favorites".

{{kf|89134|Thread about MCYT.}}

==The Drama==

As you might have noticed (if you've actually read everything written above), the nature of the shitty game, lazy developer and Autistic community all make Minecraft an excellent stage for lots and lots of E-drama (and in some cases even IRL-drama). This section will list all the major conflicts and lulz-spewing trollcanoes.

===The Great Multiplayer Code Leak of 2010===

Late at night on July the 26th 2010, somebody joined the World of Minecraft Livestream and leaked the invite code "!!Thomas!!" to the Survival Multiplayer testing whilst the faggot who was streaming was giving out clues about the code. 5 minutes later this code found it's way onto /v/.

[[Faggot|Quatroking]], trying to keep Multiplayer to himself like a Jew and continuing to want to feel important, demanded Notch to shut down the server. Notch responded with a simple "lol no" and kept the server up, [[NO U|even releasing the invite code]] on his [[Twitter]]. Quatroking then tried to cause drama by blaming the code leak on World of Minecraft and Brocraft, then eventually [[typical|the blame spread to /v/]].

The next morning, whilst the server was being raped by autologin scripts, Notch decided to take down the server so he could get some work done. This caused more butthurt as retards blamed it on the fact that everyone had access to the server regardless of Notch publicly inviting everyone.

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===The Server Mod MCAdmin Drama===
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{{quote|[[Assburgers|i prefer computers to people, they don't let you down, they don't lie to you, they don't fuck with you]]|Doridian|fully expressing how pathetic he is}}

Sometime later, on [[Last Thursday|October the 26th, 2010]], a user named Bradster was running his server with this mod when Doridian (the mod's creator) [[hax|bypassed]] the whitelist and [[furfaggotry|fagged]] up the server with his shitty English until the dude [[b&|banned]] him. Doridian was [[butthurt]] and banned the server owner [[no u|from his own server]] and proceeded to [[rape|chastise]] him until he got unbanned.

Later the mod was decompiled and it was discovered that the devs Doridian and Intoxicated had added backdoors to give them power to [[troll]] the servers of everyone using the mod, and even to globally ban people they don't like from using these servers. The dev began to [[BAWWW]] that no one liked him [[irl]] and everyone else began to whine that his actions were [[lolsuit|illegal]]. Eventually they wrote a [[dubious disclaimer]] excusing them of everything and [[pussy|removed the offending code]].

[[tl;dr]] Doridian is a [[furry]] who owns [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hardblush a gay furry group on Steam] and a [[fail|troll]] who pissed off the [[assburgers|masses]] with his shit mod. Because the Minecraft forums is overrun with furfag moderators, simply saying yiff in hell will result in a ban, so [[Personal army|how about you call him to tell him how much you appreciate his work?]]

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===Secret Beta Update Drama===
On [[Last Thursday|December 21, 2010]], Notch moved the game into beta. Along with this, he added capes [[Elitist|for his fellow Mojang Employees]], and an update he dubbed [[Shiny Pidgey|more rare than this]]. On the forums, the Minefags tried [[Lazy|as hard as they could]] to find the secret. Many [[Troll|trolls]] took the opportunity to create hoaxes about what the update was. Many created fake [[Shoop|screenshots]], [[Hax|saves]], or simply lied about what it was. In the end, the Notch told them that he had given a user named Deadmau5 a custom model that gave his character [[Furry|mouse ears]]. [[Fail|Notch had already posted a screenshot of it prior to the beta release]]. Deadmau5 had gained this custom model because he had used [[Fail|Minecraft graphics]] at a [[DJ|rave party]].

*[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2164035817/jump-to-1-34-or-so-3-deadmau5 Deadmau5's vidya and model].
*[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2389820531/minecraft-beta Beta details]
*[http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1020&t=112662 Minecraft Forum spergs get butthurt since after contributing nothing to the world they got nothing back! Zomg!1]

===Receive More Updates===
'''RMU''' is some sort of [[Internet tough guy|Internet Tough]] faction that DDoSed minecraft.net because there weren't any updates to Minecraft in a certain timeframe, [[unrealistic expectations|and wanted updates NAO]]. This ended up in minecraft.net being taken down for a few days whilst a [[13 year old boy|15-year-old]] [[script kiddie]] was busy [[LOIC]]ing the site to death.

After the Halloween update to Minecraft, RMU continued crying about it saying it wasn't good enough, boasting about how they had 3,000 or whatever members who would help launch a DDoS against Notch. As anything performed by aspies, it failed miserably.

*{{Archive|MLF1|Kotaku article}}
*[http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2010/10/minecraft-ddos/ Wired article]

===Minecon 2011===

Minecon 2010 was a poorly planned [[fanboy]] [[Circlejerk|wankfest]] taking place in the US shortly after Minecraft got its first spoonful of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|unwarranted self-importance]]. About 50 Autistic faggots rounded up to suck Notch's lower body section while wearing "silly" Minecraft costumes.

Minecon 2011, happening roughly a year later, was pretty much the same thing but on a much larger scale. It took place at the Mandaly Bay [[Casino|resort]] in Las Vegas, a venue far too small for the amount of tickets sold. The place was crowded, hot and filled to capacity with stupidity and fan-cum. Survivors report seeing endless lines, shitty entertainment and a clusterfuck of shiny colors, attended by crowds of sad, underwhelmed people. Some idiots actually payed thousands of dollars between plane tickets, hotel costs and the exuberantly overpriced entry fee just to be spit in the face by Notch himself.

====Yogscast E-Peen Drama====
[[Image:Notchtrolled.png |center| Notch got <s>[[troll|trolled]]</s> [[butthurt|butthurt]] by the Yogscast gags on November 2011|500px|thumb]]

The [[Yogscast]] is a group of Minenerds taking it to the extreme. During Minecon 2011, being the [[Faggots|epic Minecraft celebrities]] they are, they got all [[butthurt]] and [[USI]] and decided that they are the [[Alpha geek|prime alpha males]] in the particular nerdwank they were partaking in, and so demanded [[Unrealistic expectations|special treament]]. Notch took this as a personal attack on his ego, and accused the Yogscast team of being assholes (See image above; [[Lulz|amusingly enough]], pretty much all of the shit Notch accused the Yogscast of doing didn't actually happened, and he later had to [[fail|apologize]] for believing the bullshit his [[Aspie]] fans were bitching about). The Yogscast team replied by calling Notch and Mojang out and finally telling them what a bunch of lazy greedy Jews they are. Notch, now really pissed, summoned his army of fanboys by addressing the issue on his [[Twitter]].

The biggest [[shitstorm]] seen in ages was to follow. Each side called the other dicks, then apologized and then called them dicks again. All Minecraft-related [[Web 2.0]] websites were torn to pieces by the endless flaming, rage and trolls. [[Hanukkah|It is said that the original fight between Notch and Yogscast was barely lulzy enough to keep the flamewars lit for one day, yet the flamewars continued for eight days of constant butthurt]]. A true [[Jew]] miracle.

====Community Aftermath====

The entire convention was no more than a way to squeeze out some extra cash out of the little kids who play the shitty game. Notch and his little action team broke a new record in unprofessional party planning by trying to be as [[Jew|Jewish]] as possible and avoid spending even a single unnecessary dollar. But don't tell that to their little personal army, for saying even one bad word against the [[Al Gore|savior of the internet]] will lead you to an instant [[Banned|ban]].

Soon after the convention was over, the more mature parts of the community went online to expose and discuss the sheer incompetence displayed by Mojang's staff. The internet, being the internet, wanted someone to point fingers at. The Jews were, as always, the first to blame, but soon enough the Minefags have found a much more satisfying target: None other than the great [[attention whore]] '''MinecraftChick'''.

MinecraftChick is a [[Girl Gamer|gurl gamer]], of the worst kind. Although claiming to have never played Minecraft in her life (or any other [[vidya]] for that matter), she [[Bullshit|names herself after it BEFORE playing it "for the first time"]]. Being Notch's personal whore, Mojang have ''actually hired'' the ugly landwhale to be ''paid'' for doing ''nothing''. No. Seriously. Look it up. MinecraftChick 'works' for Mojang, and her official job title is "Director of Fun" (ain't that something to put on your resume, eh?). If rumors are to be believed, one of the only actually jobs the Mojang Director of Fun ever had to do was to plan out and manage the convention, which would explain why it turned out terrible, and might even explain the blatant [[Jew|penny-pinching]] on display. Just one more reason why this monster-whore has to die. Even though "Director of Fun" translates to what most (non-retarded) people call the "[[Shill|Director of Community Relations]]", all she does is tweet about annoying her co-workers, as well as trashing and blocking people asking for help with community-related matters, 'cause she is nawt a secretary.

=== Notch Sells Out ===
On September 15, [[2014]], Notch sold Minecraft to [[Microsoft]] for $2.5 billion despite saying [[Jew|he would release it as open source when he was done with it.]] Clearly, the Minecraft IP isn't worth nearly that much, which is why Notch totally didn't do it for the money, as evidenced by the following wall of text.

{{story|<pre style="border:none; background:none;"> I'm leaving Mojang

I don’t see myself as a real game developer. I make games because it’s fun, and because I love games and I love to program, but I don’t make games with the intention of them becoming huge hits, and I don’t try to change the world. Minecraft certainly became a huge hit, and people are telling me it’s changed games. I never meant for it to do either. It’s certainly flattering, and to gradually get thrust into some kind of public spotlight is interesting.

A relatively long time ago, I decided to step down from Minecraft development. Jens was the perfect person to take over leading it, and I wanted to try to do new things. At first, I failed by trying to make something big again, but since I decided to just stick to small prototypes and interesting challenges, I’ve had so much fun with work. I wasn’t exactly sure how I fit into Mojang where people did actual work, but since people said I was important for the culture, I stayed.

I was at home with a bad cold a couple of weeks ago when the internet exploded with hate against me over some kind of EULA situation that I had nothing to do with. I was confused. I didn’t understand. I tweeted this in frustration. Later on, I watched the This is Phil Fish video on YouTube and started to realize I didn’t have the connection to my fans I thought I had. I’ve become a symbol. I don’t want to be a symbol, responsible for something huge that I don’t understand, that I don’t want to work on, that keeps coming back to me. I’m not an entrepreneur. I’m not a CEO. I’m a nerdy computer programmer who likes to have opinions on Twitter.

As soon as this deal is finalized, I will leave Mojang and go back to doing Ludum Dares and small web experiments. If I ever accidentally make something that seems to gain traction, I’ll probably abandon it immediately.

Considering the public image of me already is a bit skewed, I don’t expect to get away from negative comments by doing this, but at least now I won’t feel a responsibility to read them.

I’m aware this goes against a lot of what I’ve said in public. I have no good response to that. I’m also aware a lot of you were using me as a symbol of some perceived struggle. I’m not. I’m a person, and I’m right there struggling with you.

I love you. All of you. Thank you for turning Minecraft into what it has become, but there are too many of you, and I can’t be responsible for something this big. In one sense, it belongs to Microsoft now. In a much bigger sense, it’s belonged to all of you for a long time, and that will never change.

It’s not about the money. It’s about my sanity.</pre>}}

The announcement was received rather apathetically by the wider gaming community, in large part because Minecraft was [[Old meme|old news]] at that point. Microsoft would go on to milk the allowances of [[Autism|mentally-challenged]] children for years to come.

== Microsoft Era ==

[[File:Notch rich depression.png|thumb|right|Notch is literally a selfloathing fat fuck who has no interest in interacting with other people, because he is a xboxhueg Betamax. hence why he hates his new riches.]]

Minecraft would never again possess the [[Old meme|prominence it once held as an internet phenomena of the early 2010's]]. Neither would the game itself go through the same "rapid" development cycle it had in its hayday, when [[/v/|/v/irgins]] had weekly threads discussing the most recent (lack of) update. Instead the game would receed into the background cultural milieu consumed by unattended [[TikTok]] children; all under the watchful eye (and open pocket) of the Microsoft corporate behemoth.

Notch himself would fade out of public view. For a brief time he set his sights on developing an even more autistic game, called 0x10c, this one centered around [[Hacker|programming]] rather than [[Plastic crap|Legos]]. However, [[Too lazy|old habits]] die hard, and his laziness got the better of him. [[Typical|Development on 0x10c ceased a few short months after gaining public attention]].

Having gotten stinking rich off synthesizing the digital equivalent of opium for [[Autism|overweight children]] and [[Reddit|morbidly obese manchildren]], Notch found himself still the [[fat]], [[Ugly|bald]], [[Dying alone|terminally-lonely]] [[neckbeard]] he always was. His wife had left him, leaving him to [[Suicide|cope]] alone with his depression. In desperate attempt to compensate, he bought a [[micropenis|$70 million oversized house]] in Beverly Hills, a purchase he would soon come to regret. The wide open floor plan and vast empty yard only seem to remind him of all the [[Bawwwww|family, friends and genuine social interaction he lacks]]. This remains an excellent example of how money can't fix all problems. Right now as [[you]] are reading this, there is a good chance that Notch is sitting alone in a darkened room of his empty mansion, staring bleakly at [[4chan]] posts written by [[Newfag|newfags]] half his age.

Notch graduated from [[Basement-dweller|basement dweller]] to an [[Bitcoin|exuberantly rich basement dweller]], and dedicated his life to being the world's saddest billionaire [[shitposter]]. During this time, he momentarily generated a small amount of [[lulz]] by posting [[politically incorrect]] tidbits on [[Twitter]], calling out [[feminists]], [[homos]], [[niggers]] and [[SJWs]] of all stripes. Notch's brief return to moderate relevancy made Microsoft's [[Butthurt|butt hurt]]. In a splendid display of [[Censorship|historical revisionism]], Microsoft would go on to [[Baleet|completely remove Notch's name from the game]].

Almost all mentions of Notch have been scrubbed from the official Minepedia, leaving only short and begrudging references to his role in creating Minecraft in sections pertaining to the game's development history. The old vision of a "3D [[Dwarf Fortress]]" (as Minecraft was initially pitched back in 2009) remains unfulfilled.

== TL;DR ==
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<center>Notice how this kids forehead is brighter than [[you|your]] future.</center>

 
 
 

== Clones ==

* [[Nigger|Digger]] Online [[Vodka|(Копатель онлайн)]] - It starts from Russian Facebook ([http://vk.com vk]), with [[jew|donates]] for everything (blocks, armor, weapons). After getting through the Steam Greenlight, It was F2P. People don't like to pay for something good, though, so they starting to sell this shit for $6.99. Even after the Steam release, the game can't into English and is still in Putin tongue-speak. [http://store.steampowered.com/app/278970/ Link]

* Minetest - A blatant ripoff that's about as [[old|"advanced"]] as the pocket version. Only played by hardc0re 1337 nerds because it's written in C++, so it doesn't shit all over your CPU just to load the title screen. It's also free, which is way too expensive for the real game. [https://github.com/minetest/minetest Link]

==What Will Happen To You If You Play Too Much Minecraft==
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==ED Server==
Encyclopedia Dramatica also has a (vanilla) Minecraft server, which you, [[Faggot|dear reader]], can play on!

The server IP is <s>'''mc.dramatica.online:25639'''</s> POOL'S CLOSED

==Gallery==
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Image:Minecraftcreation.jpg|Typical Minecraft creation.
File:AuspieCraftGoastcx.jpg|What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Image:Minecraftmegaman.png|Another waste of time.
File:MinecraftCockWall.jpg|Definitely NOT [[gay]]!
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File:Uncle_Dolan_Minecraft.jpg|[[Uncle Dolan]]
Image:Minecraft_sonichu.png|Minecraft can be used to make [[Sonichu]].
Image:Minecraftnorthkorea.jpg|North Korea is best [[Korea]]
Image:AwesomeCommunity.png|Honesty isn't Minecraft's strongest trait.
Image:Minecraftirl.jpg|Minecraft, IRL
Image:Minecraft9111.png|Happy [[9/11]]
Image:Minecraftdongmod.png|Welcome to Minecraft!
Image:Minecraftdad.png|This game is way too deep for you, dad!
Image:MinecraftAutistics.png|The [[Truth]]. And if you look closer you'll see he doesn't like nudity and porn. What kind of retarded fucked up kid is this?! Seriously, EVERYONE loves porn and nudity. Except this [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic virgin]].
Image:Notchatminecraftcon.jpg|Notch seen at MinecraftCon. [[Basement dweller|Note how afraid he is to see so many people in the same area]].
Image:Notchtruth.png|This guy actually has fanboys.
Image:minecraftyoutube.jpg|You can get tons of Youtube exposure in a short time period for doing literally [[rule 34|anything]] related to Minecraft. Partnership guaranteed.
Image:Notch-on-train-with-money.png|Actual photo of Notch on train with bag of gamers money. Why aren't you fixing SMP?]]
Image:Ninja.gif|A Ninja Creeper!
Image:Creepers.png|Basically [[RAGE|this]].
Image:New Minecraft slogan.png|With all that "[[Lies|awesome community]]" shit, maybe we can bring a message across to them...
File:Minecraft School Shooters.png|School Shooter skins
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File:MineSIS.jpg|Mine-SIS
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File:I-like-your-house-I-hope-you-dont.jpg
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File:futuristichubmchaters.png|[[LIAT|FuturisticHub]] showing off to [[haters]].
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Image:Minecraftcreeper34.png| When they say "No Exceptions" they mean it.
Image:Minecraftcreeper34moar.png|[[you|Who in their right mind would be aroused by this damned material?]]
Image:Minecraftmobrape.jpg|Or this, even?
Image:MinecraftRanarule34.png‎|Maybe even this?
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Image:566358_-_Creeper_Minecraft_pig.jpg‎|Jesus Christ.
Image:Notchfanboy.png
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Image:Busty Creeper-Chan.png|Now with bigger tits.
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Image:Minecraft_pedocreeperXrana_757.jpg|[[Pedobear]] in disguise prowls servers for [[loli]]s
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Image:Minecraft_porn_bed_837.jpg
Image:minecraft_porn_creeperboobs_63708.jpg
Image:Minecraft-mlp_porn_crossover_rainbowdash-creeper.PNG|[[Brony|bronies]] love minecraft
Image:Minecraft_porn_creeper_43544.jpg
Image:Minecraft_porn_zombiepig_001.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
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==See Also==
*'''[[Autism]]''' - a requirement to play. If you're not a person who has assburgers, don't play this.
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Civcraft]]
*[[Minecraft Forums]]
*[[2B2T]] - World famous (aka SEKRIT CLUB) anarchy server and currently world's oldest Minecraft server
*[[Roblox]] - [[Bullshit|which manages to be far better than Meinkampf.]]
*[[Manlytears]]
*[[Ace of Spades]] - The same thing, but with guns and even shittier graphics.
*[[Dwarf Fortress]] - The game that Minecraft wishes it was.
*[[FuturisticHub]]
*[[DreamWasTaken]] - A {{age|1999|08|12}}-year old Minecraft Pedophile, cheater, liar, {{kf|82749|and also fat in fact.}}
*[[Jellybean]] - A {{age|2004|11|23}}-year old [[Bisexual]] Enby [[Fucktard]] who makes shitty content on YouTube and brainwashes fans of said channel to comment weird shit.

== External Links ==

* [http://minecraft.net Play the game but pony up some cash or torrent it for all the excitement.]
* [http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6915222/Minecraft_1.0.0_Cracked_%5Bportable%5D_%5BUpdatable%5D_%5BOnline%5D Protip: Torrent is right here.]
* [http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe The offline client which isn't linked to on-site, go beg for passwords.]
* <s>[http://minepedia.net/index.php?title=Aspergate minepedia.net coverage of the Aspergite drama.]</s> - 404. Domain up for sale.
* [http://www.worldofminecraft.com/Minecraft_Custom_Client_Wrapper_Download Hacked (fly/speed) standalone client for Classic servers. (Free site login required.)]
* [http://www.gamingdaily.co.uk/2010/will-i-ever-play-minecraft-again/ Retard forgets his Minecraft login details. What does he do? Write an entire article about it blaming Notch].
* [http://www.negroserver.com/forums/showthread.php?586-NEGROSERVER-MINECRAFT-ACCESS-THREAD Best server ever. Too bad you require to be white listed]
* [http://insomnia.ac/reviews/web/minecraft/ Accurate review of Minecraft's shitty Creative mode.]
* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/814637-a-honest-minecraft-review/ How the community reacts when someone does an honest review of the game.]

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Logofags

2025-04-13T01:57:19Z

Kento nakajima: Created page with "{{Potential}} The '''logo editing community''' is one of the most retarded fandoms in existence. It is filled with autistic 13-year-old boys that have an unhealthy obsession with opening/closing logos. Many logofags are objectfags and/or are obsessed with another piece of shit known as Gacha Life. Their fandom gives the Sonic and brony fandoms a run for their money. Many logofags are too lazy to make moar content..."

{{Potential}}
The '''logo editing community''' is one of the most [[retarded]] fandoms in existence. It is filled with [[autistic]] [[13-year-old boys]] that have an [[sick fuck|unhealthy obsession with opening/closing logos]]. Many logofags are [[BFDI|objectfags]] and/or are obsessed with another piece of [[shit]] known as Gacha Life. Their fandom gives the [[Sonic]] and [[brony]] fandoms a run for their [[money]]. Many logofags are [[too lazy]] to make [[moar]] content, so they keep milking Klasky-Csupo logo filter videos.

==Quotes==
Expect to see hundreds of autistic or repetitive comments on logo videos (like "FAKE", "Taken from X", or copy-and-paste from the [[Closing Logos Wiki]]). Here's some gold from logofags:
{{quote|IF I SEE ANY IMMATURE LITTLE KID SUCH AS: ZACHARY GAGNON, IGAGNON66ISBACK, NICK MATTHEWS, SHEARD FAMILY, HEIDI LEYTON, PETER SEGETOTH, CHARLES BLAKE, PLAYUIOSRON FSDDER, DILLON WISSENBACH OR ANY LITTLE KID STEALING OR DISLIKING THIS!!!

If you when, I'LL BLOCK, COPYRIGHT STRIKE AND REPORT THEM AND THIS WILL BE THE REASON WHY THEY INFRINGE MY PRIVACY, MADE ME ANGRY, PISSED OFF, MAKE RANTS OUT OF THEM AND WILL NOT MAKE ANY BLENDER MOVIE LOGOS, FAKE VHS/DVD/BLU-RAY OPENINGS OR VHS/DVD/BLU-RAY UPDATES!!! OR ELSE I MAKE GROUNDED VIDEOS OUT OF USERS!!!|Nonsensical autism on a [https://youtu.be/FtD83RhS7hA Fox Searchlight Pictures logo remake], proving many logofags are GoFags}}

==List of logofags==
*'''TR3X PR0DÚCTÍ0NS'''
*'''Kyoobur9000'''

==See also==
*[[Autism]] - what caused this abomination
*[[Battle for Dream Island]] - another retarded fandom many logofags are part of
*[[Closing Logos Wiki]]
*[[Vyond]] - shitty animation software that many logofags use

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Wapanese

2025-04-04T01:50:54Z

Kento nakajima: /* See also */

{{Achtung|ATTENTION ALL NEWFAGS WHO DISCOVERED 4CHAN IN 2011 OR LATER: THE CORRECT SPELLING IS "WEEABOO", NOT "WEABO" OR ANY SIMILAR VARIANT [http://www.pbfcomics.com/71/ (SOURCE)]}}

[[File:Did-someone-say-weeaboo-bat-meme-original.png|thumb|300px|The Original]]

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|<center><big>'''Kirsten Dunst being a weeaboo while singing a song about nutting'''</big></center> 
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{{quote|For being a video glorifying weaboos, this video is sadly lacking in panty shots|An observation}}
|}

[[File:Weaboos_anime.jpg|thumb|300px|[http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/01/12/seiyuu-to-otaku-have-you-losers-ever-had-a-date/ How Japan views Weeaboos]: startlingly accurate.]]
[[File:Kawaiiguy.jpg|thumb|OMGKAWAIIDESUDESU]]

[[File:Westaboo.jpg|thumb]]

The '''Wapanese''' (親日, ウィーアブー, also referred to as "[[Pedophiles|Japanophiles]]," "weeaboo" (or "weeb"), "fucking idiots," or "[[you]]") are, much like [[wigger]]s, [[pain]]fully clueless [[White people|honkies]] (and increasingly [[negro]]s) [[trying too hard|trying]] to fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white (or a [[nigger]])—in this case, trying to be yellow by humping the giant Godzilla leg of the [[Japan|Land of the Rising Shit]] in hopes of being assimilated into its [[culture]].

To put it simply, a [[Faggot|weeb]] is any [[Aimee Major Steinberger|non-Japanese]] who has any interest in anything Japan related that would be somewhat comparable to occult worship, along with attempting to be an actual Jap, where it always ends up with said weeb failing hard as they cannot realize that one cannot really learn about Japan through viewing anime. They generally have a serious case of [[Yellow Fever]] and worship [[J-pop|Ayumi Hamasaki]] among other [[lie|famous]] [[J-pop]] artists, along with eating [[pocky]] as if it's their staple diet. So badly do the Wapanese wish this that they often dedicate entire afternoons to memorizing ''up to five common phrases'' in [[Language|Japanese]], though later misusing them at the [[food]] court or at [[animu]] conventions. This, of course, only serves to further illustrate what flesh-bags of [[fail]] these [[basement dweller]]s really are.

Just as Jews are responsible for [[Christians]] and [[Muslims]], Wapanese are responsible for [[bronies]] and [[social justice]] warriors. In fact, several SJWs started off as pocky-eating Japan-worshiping weebs, guilty of their own [[white]] culture. This is just another reason to hate these cretins.

If you happen to see a Wap on the prowl, make no attempt to engage it in conversation, you will hear such great amounts of bullshittery that you cannot help but mercilessly rip the bastard apart. But instead, curse it in silence, for it is the bane of [[Americunts|American]] youth. Well, next to [[furry|another "subculture" you're hopefully not aware of, which more than deserves the same treatment]]. But that's another story.

Because the lifespan of these fucking dingalings only last until the end of high school for half of them, most will grow up cynical and shameful, turning to the next [[Korea|cultural trend]] used for the boosting of their egos. The other half will end in one of three ways:
# Dying alone as an elderly virgin surrounded by small plastic figurines that cost hundreds of dollars each along with $40 imported CDs by obscure [[Portal:Music|Japanese bands]] no one else has ever heard of nor will admit to liking except them.
# Being raped to death in prison (oh, [[teh]] [[irony]]!)
# Committing [[Suicide|IRL self-pwnage]] after arriving in Japan and discovering that it's not full of enormously-breasted women who want to sleep with pasty, fat Caucasian lardballs. Their [[NOVA|last words]] are usually "''[[Megatokyo]]'' lied to me..."

==Weeaboo Behavior==
[[File:Threeeyesbyimobsessed31copy.png|right|thumb|200px|Typical wapanese fan art, [[Not gay|notice the hot Naruto action going on.]]]]
[[File:Japanisbestasian!!!111!!.png|thumb|200px|Your typical weeaboo. Notice the hatred of Korea.]]
[[File:Cosplayingexpertatthebest.jpg|thumb|right|Rare specimen of a [[nigger]] weeaboo]]
{{squote|Im looking for a bento (that's japanese for lunch) box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi(small) sized. And has to be really [[kawaii]] (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make sure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in [[japan]]. and not in [[china]] or corea ([[korea]]) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
|[[You]]}}

[[File:Weeaboo_edits_eyes.jpg|thumb|Serious [[Adobe® Photoshop®|shopping]] to appear of the [[Asia]]n persuasion.]]
[[File:Wapanesewetdream.jpg|thumb|What every Wapaneses ends up dating]]
The average Wapanese will whine non-stop about how anyone who professes an interest in Japanese "culture" is merely a [[poser]] when compared to themselves. They will then play their favorite overpriced "Visual Kei" CD and attempt (badly) to mouth the lyrics while crunching loudly on the last few sticks of Pocky they ordered from J-List.

Weeaboos are known to constantly complain about the country in which they live in comparison to Japan. However, any one of these Wapanese living in Japan will last about two weeks before returning home, realizing that the great [[Kurt Cobain|Hide Matsumoto]] is dead and no self-respecting [[Japanese]] will [[Secks|make sexy time]] with them. This is because the [[retard]]s are blind of the fact that thinking they can be Japanese by "acting" like a Japanese person is [[Offended|racially insensitive]], and they learned what little Japanese culture they know purely from [[fap]]ping to [[animu]] they saw on [[Adult Swim]]. Thus why it is usually looked up upon, as good practice, to strangle weeaboos in their own bathrooms facing the sink mirror!

Nearly all of them are [[jailbait]] and tend to be [[bisexual]] or [[gay]] from looking at too many pretty Japanese manboys in dresses. None the less, it doesn't matter because they're all virgins. All of them have or want a tattoo in Han characters (Kanji), either "hope" (望), "prosperity" (盛) or something equally gay (同性愛) and a [[deviantART]] account filled with shitty anime drawings of [[catgirl]]s and lots of [[emo]] [[poetry]].

As most Wapanese are unable to get to [[Japan]],they instead attend anime conventions claiming they are there [[lies|just to check out the J-bands]] or [[truth|talk about anime]], even though their music interests (usually [[J-Pop]] or [[J-Rock]]) change weekly and the only anime they have ever seen was on [[Adult Swim]].

Many Wapanese dress in [[crap|Decora]], [[EGL]], [[Loli]]ta, or any annoying fashion that the Japanese use to lure in whitey's beaucoup bucks. Most of them squint their round eyes, wear wigs that are normally in a ridiculous color (such as bright blue, pink... etc.) or it simply looks retarded on anything human, and photoshop their skin tone to make them appear more Azn in their pictures which normally results in them looking ten times more horrid than when they started. [[Caramelldansen]] is the theme song for all Wapanese, as the vast majority of them are too stupid and suck at Japanese too much to realize that it is actually [[Swedish]]. The two languages sound nothing alike but this doesn't stop them from (badly) singing along during every one of their [[masturbation]] sessions thinking its Japanese.

While most Wapanese maintain they will only settle for a genuine Japanese{{tm}} girlfriend or boyfriend, most invariably end up settling for another Wapanese. The pair will go about collecting their meaningless Japanese trinkets together, endlessly watching [[Bleach]], [[Death Note]], and [[Naruto]] and making statements like, "It's kawaii how L-chan looks like a chibi panda, [[desu]] yo ne!?"

Every once in a while, a lucky Wapanese will manage to find the [[Azn]] in self-denial, such as AtJap13, Kazakai, etc, a slope who tends to have been born in the U.S. or some non-East Asian country and suffers from low self-esteem or [[Asperger's syndrome|Ass Burger Syndrome]]. This matters little to the Wapanese, who is just happy to have scored some Asian [[poontang]]. Or many will end up as basement dwelling permavirgins such as the [[Spoony|SpoonyOne]].

Most weeaboos will go onto every new official English dub video that is posted on YouTube and complain about how the English language sucks in comparison to the beautiful Nippon. ^______^ If that's not a sign of a weeb, then I don't know what is.

=== Japan's Atrocities ===

[[File:Nanking massacre 123.jpg|thumb|right|250px|An Honorable, Jap Soldier shows off his warrior pride and adherence to the Bushido code by killing an unarmed civilian]]

[[File:Jap murderer 123.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Small dicked Nip soldier sticking it to a Philipine Soldier]]

Like most [[Weeaboo]]s, you have been brainwashed through the propaganda machines of [[animu]], manga and Tv into thinking that [[Japan]] is incapable of doing anything wrong and [[you]] refuse to be swayed by arguments that your [[Azn|Yellow Masters]] haven't endorsed because they might cut you off from that sweet, sweet [[Sailor Moon]] [[Hentai]] that [[you]] most likely just finished polishing your [[penis|knob]] to and are only reading this because you need a break before you're ready to go for another round. 

As can be expected from all [[leftard|left leaning]], Junior High School liberals that take their cues from poorly Xeroxed copies of their civics teacher's personal communist manifesto, all of Japan's atrocities and War Crimes were completely reactionary and if it weren't for the [[evil]] empire-building of white countries like [[England]], [[France]] and [[America]], the war in the Pacific wouldn't have escalated like it did with Japanese soldiers murdering women, cutting little girls in half from [[vagina|cunt]] collar after having to endure a gang rape from 20 tiny dicked Japanese soldiers or just killing people for [[lulz|shits and giggles]].

What it comes down to, for weeaboos, is nothing but excuses as to why [[Japan]]🇯🇵 should always be blameless when it comes to the millions of innocent civilians murdered by the Empire driven, expansionist policies of the Meiji Restoration when they can keep following their idiot's form of using [[Germany]] and its Third Reich as their go=to example of what evil is. For people who blindly quote their Anime heroes by saying that evil should always be exposed to the light of day, these [[retard|champions of reason]] continually neglect to include their favored country of Japan because it keeps them well supplied with their much needed [[Masturbation|masturbation fodder]] of infant children taking a 10 inch cocks fresh from their Mother's [[vagina|clown hole]]. 

The favored form of trying to exonerate Japan from their war crimes is for these mooks to claim that [[Americunt]]s nuked these poor tojo bastards unfairly when they were already beaten forgetting that it was Japan's Warrior culture- that they worship so much- that led to countless millions being executed by the favored, weeaboo society of the Samurai simply because the Nips saw them as being inferior. 

Weeaboos live by and are constantly regurgitating these inane ideals of theirs about how honorable the Japanese are and killing the innocent, weak or unarmed is in contradiction to their warrior way despite literal millions of witnesses speaking the contrary. 

===Identifying someone as Wapanese===
There are many telltale signs of Wapanese, the biggest being that they will refer to one another as [[otaku]] (which they would not if they had any grasp on the word's meaning) and employ their distinctive dialect and appearance discussed above. Other warning signs include but are not limited to:

[[Image:Typical_fat_wapanese.jpg|thumb|150px|This is "[[A Cat Is Fine Too|honto kawaii neko chan]]"]]

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* Using the phrases they [[Kingdom Hearts|heard in an anime or video game from "Japan"]] or talking about [[animu|Japan]] IN EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE!
* Broken Japanese interspersed in conversation. A prime example would be [[Bradleh Daw Gaim]].
:* Claims to be "[[engrish|studying Japanese]]" or to have an interest in "[[Oxymoron|Japanese culture]]"
* Leeching off the [[history]] of Japan but ignoring any part that "looks bad" on Japan.
:* Ignores the fact the Allied Powers won [[World War II]] for a reason. (For fun, bring up the nuclear blast in conversation should it get too boring. For even more [[lulz]], mention the Rape of Nanking, the Bataan Death March, and the sadistic experiments carried out on humans at Unit 731 and watch them deny it like Ahmedinejad does the [[Holocaust]].)
:* Stubbornly defending Japan's long history of [[IRL]] [[banhammer]]ing [[China|other]] [[Korea|races]]. Also tending to have racist and nationalistic prejudice against any other Asian country that isn't Japan, common targets being [[China]], [[Best Korea]], and [[Good Korea]] and probably thinking nationalist groups like the uyoku dantai are "tottemo sugoi desu!" (However in reality, the uyoku dantai will want to lynch them because they are not Japanese, and they are such a disgrace to their magnificent culture.)
* Being culture parasites, that is, having a pathological interest in "[[animu|Japanese culture]]"
:* For potential lulz, mention that Japanese culture has essentially been a [[Plagiarism|ripoff]] of American culture ever since WWII (no srsly, everyone there under the age of 60 is basically a reverse weeaboo).
:* Taking up [[fail|Zen Buddhism]] or some other "Japanese" religious tradition, even if not actually a Japanese religion.
:* Ignoring facts such as: [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/01/13/third-of-young-japanese-men-hate-sex/ 1/3 of Japanese men hate sex] and that [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/01/12/seiyuu-to-otaku-have-you-losers-ever-had-a-date/ voice actors are sick of their shit].
* Trying to look Japanese and failing by...
:* [[Internet tough guy|Collecting "samurai" swords (usually manufactured in China) and posing in photos with them.]]
:* Hanging out with Asians or in Asian-looking locations wherever possible
:* Wanting to take in the local Asian culture festival every spring, no matter how viciously dull it is.
:* Insisting on using chopsticks to consume everything from hamburgers to pizza to YOUR FAVORITE, CHEEKON ANDA WAFFURU.
:* Listening to shitty [[J-Rock]] [[Music|bands]] [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody has ever heard of]] and believing that every [[male]] in Japan™ is a [[Dickgirl|hermaphroditic]] [[transvestite]].
* Listening to Vocaloid or other J-Pop like Kyary and believes that the majority of people in Japan actually listen to these types of music, or is actually good or inspiring music. (true fact: no one in Japan likes this type of music)
* INSISTING on watching their [[anime]] in Japanese with subtitles, because unlike you, they can "understand it" and can't stand dubbed voices ([[Baka|Because only BAKA GAIJIN POSERS watch things in English]]!) Claims they find "[[Harem Animu]]" funny.
* Has at least one account on [[Gaia Online]] or any other dumb fucking Asian-themed site like Crunchyroll, a JewTube [[wannabe]] site infested with Japanophiles and/or [[Koreaboo|Koreanophiles]].
:*Bonus points: Username and/or [[99.9%]] of their [[friends list]]'s names ending in "u", "i" or "-chan" or are a butchering of the name of some J-Idol or Azn Bandguy they want to screw.
* Their life dream is not only to go to Japan{{tm}}, but also to break into the [[anime]], [[manga]] or [[video game]] industry.
:* Shitting themselves whenever someone around them speaks actual Japanese. Double points if the person speaking actual Japanese is white; triple points if black person.
:* Working in a high school in Japan as an ALT (assistant language teacher) and thinks the Japanese staff working there actually give a single fuck about them.
* Being friends with the [[King of the Weeaboos]]
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[[TL;DR]]: [[Animu|JAPAN]] GOOD, everything else = SHIT!

In photographs, a wapanese will always be [[fat]] and [[ugly]], always make the peace/victory sign with one hand while squinting and contorting their already grotesque facial features into a more grotesque approximation of the ^_^ [[smiley]]. [[Female]]s have a compulsive need to wear at least one item of [[Hello Kitty|Sanrio]] clothing at all times, and truly desperate Wapanese will wear a shitload of eyeliner to make their eyes appear [[Azn|chinkier]], that or put scotch tape on the sides of their eyes to pull their eyelids tighter.

===How to Troll===
* '''Go to an anime forum.''' Make sure you search "Should we have dropped the Atom Bomb anime forum". If you don't see a site where you know anime is the central topic, go there Nao! Make a forum about the topic and then point out to any opposers the crimes the Japanese committed and the videos of the citizens committing suicide on YouTube.
*'''Say "anime sucks!"''' and use a better show to compare a highly popular anime show. You could use shows like Wallace and Grommit/Robot Jones/early SpongeBob and other great western anime to show em'. Protip: Poopy, crudely-animated 2010's animu like [[Wut|Adventure Time]] or [[Drug|the Amazing World of]] [[cat|Gumball]] is perfect because it's everything anime isn't. <s>Which is actually "being funny."</s> (Disregard that, neither of the aforementioned shows are funny.)
*'''Force weeaboos to watch videos about weeaboos''' and neckbeards, like "Deibiddo Kun LOVES Japan".
*Point out that '''Japanese kids LOVE America''', and think that Yank Animation, Yank Music, Yank Food, God and Yank Religion (see Superbook, Japanese-dubbed American Christian Cartoons, and The Flying House) is all vastly superior to their own. Using the children of the object of their obsession against them is the ultimate attack.
* If a [[feminazi|female weeaboo]] leftard says she hates America, link articles and videos to the Rape Club and then point out that [[Fact|Japan believes Men come first.]] And that her liberal, pocky-pooping cherry-butt would be better off staying in the states.
- If she says she doesn't care, show her videos of Japan's extremely inhumane historical actions, like Unit 731. If she says she just wants to, then call her a no life weeaboo that Japan wouldn't tolerate, throwing her into a Japanese retard clinic.
* Say that Popee-style thigh-high socks are overrated. This is one of the few things they actually have in common with the Japs, they both are over-obsessive with this crap that they'll both wear waterproof thigh-high socks in the shower and while swimming.
* The only other way they're like the Japanese is that they're also very butthurt about MMD stuff being distributed and shared. So share passwords, share files, share videos, and especially share nude models and MMD porn.
* If a Man says or acts like a weeaboo, ask him why. He'll probably claim Japan is better because [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Women are nicer, more beautiful, and people aren't mean]]. Point out that Asian girls are considered a fetish and generally act weird.
* Remind them that before Macarthur (an American) took over, post-war Japan was a complete shithole.
- If he disagrees then point out that Japanese men prefer American women, just look at the polls and the anime. Many anime characters don't even have Japanese features and even real life Japanese bitches dye their hair and wear contacts to change their eye color.
-If he disagrees and says he still likes Japanese girls. Point out that they want somebody who's cool. Usually a strong white guy, or a thuggy black guy. If you are neither than you'll have a harder time. Usually this is true, because most anime fan-males are goths.
-If he says you're spamming, call him a hopeless weeaboo who will die alone in ALL CAPS, expect [[RAGE]]!
-There is no?????? Just PROFIT!
*Go to [[4chan]] and talk shit about them all being [[Truth|basement dwellers and weeaboos]]. It gets lulzly.
*Tell them anime sucks. The [[butthurt]] will flow through them.

===Variant Strains===
[[File:Vivi udoli blasian.png|thumb|Half-breed Monkey/[[Nigger]] trying to be a [[Japan|Jap]] trying to be a [[cracker|White]], OH GOD [[Kill it with fire|KILL IT WITH FIRE]] ]]
The''' Wapanese in Denial''' can be found religiously on [[4chan]], [[Gaia Online]] and other shitty sites that are either Japanese-looking or [[2chan|Japanese Knockoffs]]. They attempt to counteract any identification as Wapanese, but fail as they have any/all of the normal wapanese traits. They throw fits when confronted on being a Wapanese/Japanophile and will claim not to care if they'd be put up on this site, but still [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|secretly remove as much proof of being Wapanese as they can]].

'''Blasians''' (aka the Nighongo or Chinegro) are basically where niggers and W.A.S.P.s intersect. Although more tolerable than [[ghetto]] [[niggers]], they are one of the worst cases of [[fail]] ever. This is what happens when you leave your jigs unattended. Somebody [[Doing it wrong|direct these confused people]] to some [[Worldstar_Hiphop|Worldstar Hiphop]] videos and a local [[KFC]], or at least slap the bitch until they realize they aren't Asian.

Here is an example of what your average [[nigger|azn]] does in it's spare time. We will kindly thank Aaron Abdullah for his contribution to studying this particular race of weaboos.

====The Opposite side of the retard spectrum, but still fucking retarded====

We at ED have provided glorious examples of the fucktardery that is the Weeaboo fandom at its most lulzy and worst, providing you something you can look at whilest jerking off to your self satisfaction of you supposedly being less retarded than those depicted in ways which aren't yet known by us.
[[File:Faggottumblrguy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Lord, look at those tags. Well at least you're being honest.]]
But we've also come to a major discovery in the last few years, and apparently some of our best have discovered that there is more to the weeabbo infestation than just [[Magibon|camera whores]], [[Snapesnogger|gay orgy fanfiction writers]], [[Firedarkdragon|piles of emotional messes]], [[Superdemon-Inuyasha|hilarious hacks of artists]], [[Reyvataeil|Animu Forum faggots]], [[DivineAngel|crys of self denial and pain]], and [[Arudou Debito|even greater jokes of gaijin fucks jacking off abroad]], there exists an ever greater territory of the retard spectrum of weeabo faggotry.

They are known as '''Hypocrite Weeaboos''' or at their most lulziest, '''Reject Weeaboos'''.

[[File:hamlet_yaoicon.png|200px|thumb|right|The [[yaoi]] world's most famous raging weeb-in-denial, [[HamletMachine]].]]
[[File:Imaginary women.jpg|thumb|right|When [[Cosplayers]] call you out, you have a problem.]]Also known as anime elitists, Japanese (insert popular culture subject here) Culture experts, self entitled "Not Weeaboos" or "Actual Anime Fans", Japanese (insert popular culture subject here) Culture Buffs, "Not A Pussy Nerd" Anime Fans, and/or even "Anti Moe likers", these Weeaboos are the opposite end of the spectrum of weeabbo fucktardery.

A '''[[hypocrite]] Wapanese''' is almost identical to the [[Valerie (Pai)|Wapanese in denial]], though the hypocrite version tends to be more annoying. These tossers mince about claiming they hate Wapanese, but cream their fundoshi when [[NOVA|they get the opportunity to go to Japan]].

A Hypocrite Wapanese who has attended college, believing himself to be [[retard|intellectual]], becomes a '''Reject Wapanese'''. The Reject Wapanese is fed up with and "rejects" the "main stream" of current anime, such as [[Naruto]], anything currently playing on [[Adult Swim]], and anything related to [[Moe]] is the cancer of all animu. Instead, the Reject Wapanese goes back to the [[bullshit|early manga]] of the 1960's and 70's such as work by [[crap|Osamu Tezuka and Leiji Matsumoto]]. They will also be the biggest fucking prudes and [[Unwarranted Self Importance|elitist fucks]] you will ever meet, and will possibly make actual weeaboos more tolerable in comparison. Don't believe us? Check [[Colony drop|here]] and [http://evilneps.livejournal.com/profile here].

Protip: [[truth|Tell him everything Tezuka has ever done, especially Astro Boy, sucked]] then make fun of his B.A. in [[shit nobody cares about|Philosophy and Literary Theory]]. Be sure to mention his [[unemployed|inability to get a job]] and ask him if anyone other than other rejects at conventions can even understand him, or if anyone likes him at conventions for being the self-absorbed, petty and insular fuck he is.

While they put on an air that they are "normal" or "sane", their true forms come out when they furiously masturbate to their computer screens. They themselves hold a great amount of complete self entitlement and unwarranted self importance, thinking that because of their "college level education", "high wit and charm", and "internetz smarts", makes them greater, better, intellectual weeaboos than the "lowly slime" on the other side of the spectrum, but are just as fucking unwise, full of shit and having no brains like their much loathed opposites, because what both have in common is the fucktarded, self indulgent masturbation because they believe whatever "mysterious, exotic" bullshit they place on a top pedestal is "so deep and insightful", but is nothing more but the same reason as their brainfucked counterparts have: fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white.

They may type out full sentences with grammar, a good vocabulary, and no spelling errors, but that's to just mask the "I like this sophisticated anime, it's much better than this animu and the fans that like it" elitist fucktardism of enjoying anything Japanese for the sake of feeling a soul, which we're very sure they never were born with. Ironically, this deficiency is indeed something they share with the filthy Tojos.

Here are some examples of Reject Weeaboo behaviors and how you all can help spot the fucktarded:

*Retarded, pasty-white douchebags still stuck in their nostalgia and fandom whoring well into their 30s, thinking that Japan will suck their dongs through whining about their animu obsessions they picked up while attempting to pierce their firm white cheesedicks into Japan in the 1980's and bashing on weeaboos that don't fit their agenda to have anime attract people that never knew about anime, and will fuck them because their animu tastes "are so sophisticated".

*Internet Tough Guys that are reject weeaboos who are often dedicated and jerk off furiously to stuff like Hokuto no Ken, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, or some other [[lol wut|mangoes]] that were produced in the 1980's. They often lurk on the internets looking for animu they can troll; also are likely gamers, make blogs dedicated to their manchild like obsessing around anime with mainly huge muscle bound main protagonists duking it out with other muscle bound characters and... You know what? Fuck it, they're gay.

*The Number One Weeaboo for the fourth consecutive year is Andy "Hokage" Perez of the Little Tokyo Community in Little Tokyo. For more information about this ranked number one weeaboo, please refer to his official website at [http://weaboo.web44.net The Champion of Weeaboos]

*Wannabe Alpha Geek Reject Weeaboos. These weeaboos are the worst kind of weeaboos, and they are often [[Dead|short]] [[Murder|numbered]] for a [[Unwarranted Self Importance|reason]]. These pseudo intellectual fucktards are most commonly found on sites like Gaia, either make their own blogspots, or are located in some retarded comics related forum. Claiming to have a taste in teh animu much better than their brainfucked weeaboo siblings, likely watching things no one fucking cares about, and that they have "a diverse taste in other mediums of entertainment", they are also the biggest douches that you will ever meet, and from the time spend on their sites furiously pleasuring themselves to making "intellectual debates" ('''SPOILER''': It's them wasting their time like the ego driven insufferable smartass nerd douchebags they really are) over why [[Pretentious|XXX-oholic]] is a [[Retard|more symbolic and insightful]] than [[Death Note]], you will know why they don't spend any time off of their precious site after working at Game Stop or going to college for Literary Advancements in Comic Books. 
'''SPOILERS''' It's either that they're fucking hideous and no one wants to hang out with them, they're either so fucking nerdy and smartassed that no one wants to hear about their reasons of why you should watch [[Pussy|Revolutionary Girl Altena]] or that they never shut the fuck up about why they know about everything and you don't, or any combination of the above.

Remember [[There are no girls on the internet|ladies]] and [[gentlemen]], just because you have intellect, it doesn't mean you can't be a fucking loser and insufferably retarded ego hoarder! And we know that there are more insufferable intellect disguised fucks out there that we know we can make a [[Lulzcow|lulzcoaster]] out of. We've only gotten started, so don't watch your back; just hold tight as we ram it nice and hard into your ass like the insufferable Nip Entertainment worshiping [[Attention Whore|internet whore]] you are.

==Useful Wapanese phrases==
[[File:Wapaneseseaking.jpg|thumb| Even the amazing [[Seaking]] is affected negatively by Wapanese.]]
[[File:Aznova.jpg|thumb|What Wapanese and real [[Japan|AZNs]] have in common: they suck at foreign languages.]]

Wapanese have a tendency to [[Rape|butcher]] [[Japanese]], mixing what few words and phrases they know in Japanese and sprinkling them all over their primarily English sentences. Expect to hear such statements as: "That dress is so kawai I wish I could ganbaru like that too, ne! Demo, I can't desu! [[nyoro~n]] :3".
These commonly used words may help you identify a Weeaboo in the event their retarded, pitiless appearance aren't dead giveaways:

# ''"Konnichiha!"'' (今日は, Japanese mating call of the North [[American]] Giant Douchebag.)
# Hajimemashite ( 始めまして, "''HAJIMEMASHITE! [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|That means how are you doing]]~ kawaii, ne? ^__- *wink* lol''")
# ''"[[Baka]]!"'' (馬鹿, Noise made when clearing throat to dislodge half-eaten sticks of Pocky, a popular snack formed in a pointless stick shape and coated with the chocolate of shattered dreams.)
# ''"-chan"'' (ちゃん, Must be appended to ''every'' name to make it sound "cute.")
# suffixes/honorifics (敬称：ちゃん、君、等, "''Hey Mary-chan! How are u?!''", "''No Sasuke-kun, plz don't!''", ''etc.'')
# ''"[[Chibi]]"'' (ちび, Chibi dogs r adorable~ ^__^'')
# ''"[[Desu]]!"'' (です, Wapanese place this at the end of every sentence, desu, regardless of its contextual inaccuracy desu. Popularized by [[Rozen Maiden]] animu. However, DESU! spam may be appropriate in the context of a [[raid]], [[trolling]] or some other epic maneuver provided that lulz are the objective desu.)
# ''"Itai, or Itatata~~!!"'' (痛い, Heard when Wapanese hurt themselves. Signals the hearer to hurt them more.)
# ''"[[Kawaii]]!"'' (可愛い, Wapanese standard warning for, "Do not look directly at.")
# ''"Nani?"'' (何, The Japanese word for "[[what]]?" Weeaboos think it makes them cool to use this whenever someone addresses them. It is also an invitation to get socked in the fucking face.)
# ''"Ne!"'' (ね, Usually said after sentences as a sign for the listener to clock 'em. Ne is actually a exclamation, while ねえ nê is equivalent to [[amirite]]. However, no Wapanese realize this as it would entail actual knowledge of the language.
# ''"Sugoi!"'' (すごい, Phrase said when they're sure they've found their new mating partner, possibly Japanese, or [[Asian]], but probably another failed Wap like themselves.)
# ''"Yo!"'' (よ, pronounced 'yoh', translation: basically an '!'. Usually said in conjunction with 'desu' and 'ne'. e.g. - "OMG KAWAII DESU YO NE~!1!!!!")
# ''"[[KittenBellNSFW|Nekoberu]]"'' ('''猫ブル''', pronounced Neck-Oh-Beh-Rew Rew rhymes with [[Jew]] or Shoe) Means Kitten Bell. Not used at all in [[Japan]]. It is a [[Neologism]] created when Weeaboos combined the Japanese word Neko (猫 or cat) with Beru (ベル or bell). It is mostly used as a figurative image in the sub-genre of the Catgirl in [[Furfag|Furry]] art to inform that the CatGirl or NekoJin that the viewer is looking at is underaged.
# ''"[[KittenBellNSFW|NekoJin]]"'' ('''猫人''', pronounced Neck-Oh-Gin and means Catgirl or Cat People) Another weeaboo [[Neologism]] used to describe the Half-cat, Half-Human furry fetish. Your more snobbish weeaboos prefer to use ''"Nekohito"'' ('''猫人''', pronounced Neck-Oh-He-Toe Definition: cat people/person or cat/human implying that it's a cat/human hybrid). Like NekoJin and Neckoberu, it is another Weeaboo [[Neologism]].
# ''"NekoMimi"'' ('''猫耳''', Pronounced Neck-Oh-Me-Me. Literal Definition: Cat Ears. The proper [[Japan|Japanese]] word for the catgirl fetish as it describes that breed of girl that likes to run around Japan wearing Cat Ears.) So you don't look like a fool trying to impress a native speaking Japanese person, it is redundant to call a cat's ears NekoMimi ('''猫耳'''). The proper way to say it would be ''The Cat's ears'' or ''Neko No Mimi.'' Literal translation, ''The ears of the cat.'' '''(猫の耳)'''

====Using the Japanese Language Against Them====

[[File:Aniwapanese.jpg|thumb|Even animu animators want the Wapanese to [[STFU]].]]
Due to the fact that weeaboos are incapable of understanding(let alone pronouncing) Japanese, it is quite easy to troll them by using the very language they revere. They'll probably be shitting bricks over how much you appear to know, but you will walk away with the satisfaction that you verbally abused them without them even knowing it.

*Weeaboo: Aren't I soo totally kawaii [[desu]] ne???!!!1!111
:*Response: はい、とってもかわいそうです。 ''Tottemo kawai sô desu.'' (Translation: Yes, You are very pitiful.)

They will probably think you know Japanese, and think you complimented them. This will usually result in them prodding you with the question "OMG Leik do u spaek Nipongo?"

Response: はい、貴様の豚の顔はたわごとのような臭いがする。 ''Hai, kisama no buta no kao wa tawagoto no yôna nioi ga suru.'' (Translation: Yes, you, your asshole's pig face smells like shit.)

===Kawaii [[Copypasta]]s===

WARNING: After reading these, you may feel the urge to commence [[Suicide#切腹 & 腹切 for the Otaku|seppuku]]. Please do so.



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Omg hai ^___^ Im Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ [[anime]] <3 and my fav is [[Naruto|naurto]]!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband [[Naruto|Sasuke]]!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA [[kawaii|KAWAII]] [[DESU]] NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw [[Naruto|SASUKE]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII [[Naruto|SASUKE]]-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a [[pocky]] shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! [[O rly|RLY]]!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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Hai =^_____^= AI-SAN heeeeeerrreee!! <3 <3 ^______^ <333333333333333333 SASUKE IS HAPPY TOO!! OMG SUPA SUPA KAWAII ~DESU ~DESU Yay! <3 ^_^

Chances are you will see it again >.< <.< <333333333333 (^o^) because I LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE telling everybody about my HUBBYZZ SAKUKE! ((<<)- OMG! I LOVE HIM SO MUCHEEEZZ. he is so KAAAWWWAAAIIIII!!!!! ^.^ <33333333 ~desu ~desu

...

OMG! SASUKE CAME HOOMMMEE! hes home everyone !!!^^. look look, hes home ^^ <333333333333 @_@@@@@@@ ''''____-;;;;;;;;

@@ OH MY GODZZZ SASUKE IS KISSING ME ON THE NECK!!! (@@ (òó) (òó) (òó)>>) he wants to make love to me 0.0. OMG! my heart is racing a million miles an hour <333333333 Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! YAYYYY!! ZZZZ NYAAAA!! ^^

Bai Everyone... ME AND SASUKE ARE OFF TO MAKE MORE BABIES.. Yay Yay!!! bumpy bumpy time! Hours of fun time IN SASUKES BED..... NAKED!! OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! <33333333333 [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE! >__** ** (O)/ YAY! Yay! happy happy haaaaapppppppppppyyyyyy!! NEKO NEKO KAWAII SUPA supa SUPA KAWAII DESU DESU ; ) "",.._____^^ (--(

NYAAA! ^_^

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AI-SAN HEEERRREEEE!!! ===>________^===;;;;;;;;;;

I just came back from VACATION at the <333333333 KAWAII ZONE ^__~ and guess what... IM WITH SASUKE ON THE WHOLE VACATION <3333333!!! =^_____^= OMGZZZZZ HES SO HOT WITH THAT SUPA SUPA SEXY ABBS!!! DESU DEUS >.> >_> ^o^ ^_< HE'S SO FRIGGIN SUPA SUPA KAWAII!!! @_@@_@@_@ NYAAAA! ~desu ~desu

NOW i'm going to tell you about the BEST VACATION OF MY LIFE :D :D :D WITH MY HOT HUBBY SASUKE!!! <33333333333 SUPA SUPA KAWAII VACATION WE HADDDD!!!! <333333333333 ^3^ ^3^ @_@@@@@ =^____^;;;;;

While we were walking down the beach, holding hands... ^_____~;;; (of course, HE'S MAH HABBEH AND I LUUUV HIM SOO MUCHEZZZ <333333) i saw some FAT GUIZE AND BITCHES ON OUR POOL -_- OMG WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CLOG UP OUR KAWAII VACATION?!??!? -_- >.< ò_ó TT______TT;;;;

then Sasuke (w/ his SUPA KAWWAIIII ABS O.O;;;;;) released his SUPA PAWAFURU RASENGAN (or is it chidori, i'm ssoooooo braindead -_-) and BLASTED *O* THOSE FAT NERDS AND HOES OFF OF OUR ROMANTICA POOL *_* <33333333 =^________^;;;;
while everyone was looking ôoô guess what... WE WERE HAVING SEX ON THE POOL WITH KAWAII SASUKE!!!!!!! ^______^';';';';' <333333333 everyone was envious >:P, and while we're having our bumpy bumpy time <3333 WE MADE 953 BABIES ON THE TRIP o_____________o;;;;; THEY WERE SOOOOOOO SUPA SUPA @_@ SUPA KAWAII =^==____^L;LL;; THEY BECAME CHIBI NINJAS *_** AFTER THAT

bai everyone, we're off to SASUKE'S APARTMENT TO MAKE MOAR BEBEZZZ ^__________^ <333333333333333333 OMG THEY'RE SOOOOOO KAWAIII!! WE'RE GONNA HAV A FUN TIME NAKED ON SASUKE'S BED, MEKEN BEBEZZZZ alllll frigggeeeeen naitu ^____^;;;-0-=0=- YAY YAY!! NEKO SUPA BAKA SUPA neko sUPA KAWAII KAWAII DEUS DESU DUES! <3333333333333333333333333 ^ooo_^o^_^o_^ yay happy nEKo yay bAAK HAPpy NEKO KAWAII DESU SUPA DESU BAKA NEKO KAWAII SUPA BAKA NEKO SUPA DESU KAWAII!!! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!)_)#$@(^_#*$#!(&_

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! <333333333 =^__________<=;'623;5[3r;t

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If you say ANYTHING related to those, please commit hara-kiri. Thank you.

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

==Videos==
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|<youtube>PYUbUvzlvFw</youtube> 
|<youtube>gnDvMSN1b_g</youtube> 
|<youtube>aOm7CXojUzQ</youtube>Weaboo trying to be a [[fail|badass]]
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|<youtube>KGD-mFTY6mw</youtube> 
|<youtube>V3tO_Mbp0oc</youtube> 
|<youtube>d81qFaoe010</youtube> 
|<youtube>XP5lz2CYNR4</youtube> 
|<youtube>ifA1AQe_NF0</youtube> 
|<youtube>pupTowgpVVo</youtube> 
|<youtube>5f6g2yBKi1o</youtube> 
|<youtube>12qKfLJtrtM</youtube> 
|<youtube>by9Nl-6kTWw</youtube> 
|<youtube>kB0P19JxrJ4</youtube>A real weeaboo in the wild.
|<youtube>5dOVrCVlEN0</youtube> 
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===How the Outside World sees Weaboos===
<center>{{fv|heyvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>OFQQALduhzA</youtube> Pretty much everything you need to know about weeaboos.
|<youtube>8DJ1OeYnO9c</youtube> "I'm from Daytona BeachDAHRHRU" ([http://vimeo.com/30767628 alternate Vimeo link].)
|<youtube>mjmNzmG9qBg</youtube> "Loving Racism and [[Hello Kitty]] fans."
}}</center>


==Gallery==

{{cg|<center>^______________________________________^;;;;</center>|Bringmayo|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:weebsnaturalhabitat.jpg|Weaboo [[white trash]]'s natural habitat. Notice that they are mostly [[Fat]]
File:weebsomemore.jpg| [[Man The Harpoons|^__^]] notice the [[lie|natural hair color]]
File:Asianmouth.jpg|Preparing their mouths to [[fellate]] [[azns]]
File:Juji-Kimono.jpg|Another Mexican weeaboo.
File:Wapanese.jpg|I look Asian, right? [[Fat girl angle shot|Right?]] [[OMG|oMg]] [[Asking for it|LoL]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Cosplaygays.jpg|With Weeaboos everything is fail, even [[lesbians]]
File:Fatskinnedcat.jpg‎|Fat weeaboo with a [[dead]], skinned [[cat]] on her back. Wearing your cat is so Kawaii in Japan!
File:Typical Blasian.jpg|Typical blasian
File:Wapanese1.jpg|[[trap|Wapanese Female]].
File:1_wapanese.jpeg|Go die kthxbye.
File:Animegrl.jpg|[[Over 9000|>9000]] hours in [[MS Paint]]
File:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero]]
File:Cunt.JPG|[[J-Emo|Emoboo?]]
File:anna weeabo.jpg|Beware, mere mortal, for the sheer FAIL of the GaiaFAG.
File:Awful Black Cosplay.jpg|OH, THE SYPHILIS!
File:Kawaii Nigga.jpg
File:Black Asian-wannabe.jpeg|Where's a blowtorch when you need one...
File:Black Wapanese.jpeg
File:Black wapanese.jpg|cAn I hAz AzN 2?!
File:Blasian Chick.jpg|Parents obviously not solely responsible for this.
File:Chop-suey-glasses.jpg|Wapanese occasionally wear these.
File:Crapanese.jpg|No, squinting your eyes like that does not make you look Japanese. Stop that. Buy the chop suey specs instead.
File:Completelypathetic.jpg|[[Dying alone|I can't score here, but surely I will in Japan.]]
File:Dave.jpg|A fine example of a British weeaboo
File:Dontopen_youreyes_wap_fanservice.jpg|She wants to be Japanese and [[AFI|Davey Faggot]]
File:tatsujin-2.jpg|Those who import video games from Japan definitely fall into the weeaboo category.
File:Fapanese.jpg|Average tentacle rape-laden reading material (Note also the cock-filled stare)
File:FailWeeaboo.jpg|Underneath that armor is the pasty face of the great white Weeaboo.
File:Fatweaboo.png|Fat Weaboo bitch with a dead cat on her head thinking she's being so Japanese. Every Japanese person loves dead furballs on their heads.
File:Foxikun go Rawr.jpg| Also a [[furry]]
File:Geisha_twin_by_dean_winchester.jpg|More like Memoirs of a Gaysha, amirite?
File:GRP_0003.jpg|Attempting to blend in and still failing
File:Halloween2006_02.jpg|Immortal Geisha is the main breeding grounds for rich Weeaboos.
File:INfaggotry.jpg|This is what weeaboos believe.
File:Jailbaitwapanese.jpg|[[Jailbait]] Wapanese. Apparently she is [[16-year-old-girl|23 years old]] and she [[Photoshop|shopped]] all of her fat and acne off so she will look more [[Kawaii]] ^_____^
File:Japanada.png|[[Canadia|Japanada]]
File:JMusicLover.jpg|The Japanese mistake whales for <s>her</s> it.
File:Jpride.jpg|Mr. Can't Score Here continues his [[faggotry]].
File:Kairukun.jpg|Nyo! [http://www.myspace.com/dark_nosferatu Kairu-kun doing what he does best] Neko ears KAWAII DESU!
File:L 488d9c772d67ed6ebbd16c1db87e2ec7.jpg|Not even the shitty wig can cover up the ugly or the facial hair.
File:L e570b9ecbf48525715c40170150f7dc0.jpg|What's a weeaboo she-creature without the half-assed gothic lolita getup?
File:L_12f2def5cae7420ba0a19d95e07fb402.jpg|Weeaboos go to great lengths to look like Japanese schoolgirls, and still fail. [http://www.acen.org/forums/index.php?showuser=10773 Currently Pre-op tranny]
File:Letsgoteam3.jpg|What to tell Wapanese kids.
File:Loolollolweeabooo.jpg|A common maneuver to try to look Japanese, the use of pink dye only a faggot could love coupled with a fucktastic bowl cut. Note the all-important squinting of the eyes.
File:Loserwithgackt.jpg|Since Wapanese can't be close to Gackt, they just photoshop themselves in.
File:LulzWeaboofag.jpg|Typical Weeaboo on IMVU.
File:Miley_cyrus_makes_azns_butthurt.jpg|Miley is wapanese.
File:Mskittenbusted.jpg|Even '''trolling''' as a weaboo can land you in hot water.
File:N529954128 301810 9780.jpg|Typical wapanese cosplay.
File:NorimaroWapanese.gif|This is what all true weeaboos [[LINK MAH BOIIIII|strive for.]]
File:ObviousWeabooIsObvious.jpg|I'd hate to be Japanese right now.
File:OldGackt.jpg|All fangirls want to go to Japan and find their Gackt. How will they handle reality?
File:Omnomingwapanese.JPG|[[OM NOM NOM]]
File:PBF071-Weeaboo.gif|The first use of the word 'weeaboo' was in this Perry Bible Fellowship strip, but it gained popularity due to [[4chan]]'s word filter.
File:Pinkspiderninja.jpg|NINJA ATTACK O(^-^)o~!
File:Purikura by Haru Desuu.jpg|This is why black person [[weeaboos]] shouldn't own Sharpies. Ghetto purikura [[Pimp My Ride|DAWG]].
File:Seiran.PNG|Typical [[Youtube]] weeaboo
File:Shoujo.jpg|[[IRL|RL]] [http://www.myspace.com/supraex2 Ian] the Japanese schoolgirl, curing your yellow fever for good.
File:Stepsisternofriends.jpg‎|This weeaboo clearly has [[Dying_alone|no friends]]. So he resorts to his step sister. There will also proabably be [[Incest]].
File:Stupidest shit ever.jpg|Let's see: shit animu, [[homophobia]], [[lens flare]], Naruto, shitty [[watermark]] for [[shitty art]], so much fail in one picture.
File:Superwap.jpg‎|Some faggot waps just can't do it right.
File:Theobviousweeaboo.jpg|LULZ I noez kung fu! ^___^ (More like kung JEW)
File:UglierMel.jpg|They look even uglier in makeup.
File:Uglybitchyukata.jpg|Typical bitch in her Japanese clothing.
File:Uglyweeaboomandapanda.jpg|Outfit she will wear when she [[Never|moves to Japan when she's finally 18]].
File:Unibrowyuna.jpg|"I cast teh kawaii missile-chan into teh darkness desu."
File:Vivi 3.png| KAWAII DESU KA? n__n
File:Vivi Blasian 2.png|DESTROY IT, DESTROY IT NOW
File:wap.jpg|Note again the use of the Squint Tactic.
File:Wap-girl.jpg|A weeaboo in its natural habitat. Note the staple hand gesture and imitative squint of the wannabe Azn. Now you're so Wapanese female!
File:Wapanese.PNG|trying to fit in...
File:Wapanese_misfits.jpg|''So u say u wanna b [[retarded|diff'rent]], eh?''
File:Wapaneseeyes.jpg|A female in the advanced stages of the disease. Beware: could be possibly contagious and will hopefully lead to death.
File:Wapaneseeyes2.JPG| A black person with the disease. Very dangerous if you make eye contact with this [[Whore|exotic]] [[Fat|zoo creature]].
File:Wapanesewithpocky.jpg|Hopefully, this Wapanese will choke and die on this [[Pocky|overpriced shit-dipped compressed sawdust]]
File:Wappo Guy.jpg|Strip this guy of his photoshop disk
File:We Need To Talk.jpg|This person needs serious help.
File:Weabooboy.jpg|Ginger Weeaboo sitting on a DDR mat at his local mall. The Weaboo above happens to be his girlfriend.]]
File:Weabooewww.jpg|Typical Weeaboo girl flaunting her Hello Kitty shirt, her poorly made hair falls, her wanna-be raver getup, and doing the typical weeaboo eye squint.
File:Weeaboo DA.JPG|deviantART is the main breeding ground for Weeaboos.
File:Weeaboo-ironmouse-okc.jpg|‎Nothing sadder than a weeaboo fag in his 30s.
File:Weeabooatheart.jpg|Anime is [[srs bsns]]
File:Weeaboolunch.jpg|Typical weeaboo. Note neck beard.
File:Weeabooninja.jpg|Srsly
File:Weeaboos2of.jpg|Typical weeaboos think ninjas are awesome.
File:Weaboosatacc.jpg‎|A few [http://www.myspace.com/the_real_bacon Weeaboos] hangin' out at the [[Columbine|Dojo]]. Notice the animu doll.
File:weeaboosuperhonky.jpg|Another typical male weeaboo. Note the ginger halo.
File:Weeabootastic.jpg|Weeaboos in full battle gear
File:Weeaboowar.jpg|BY THE POWER OF GAYSKULL!
File:Weeabowigger.jpg|The fad of tatting Han characters on your back won't make you Japanese like this [[wigger]] thought when he combined them with some obscure rap [[tattoo]]s.
File:WeeabooWTF.jpg|WTF?
File:Weebs.jpg|[[Drug|Stoned]] weaboo
File:Wapaneseniggaboo.jpg|O lawd
File:Fakewapanesemexican.png|[[ZOMG]]! [[Mexican]]s trying to be Azn too!
File:Weeaboopokemoncenter.jpg‎|A weeaboo sitting outside the Pokemon center. She was probably hopeing that she will also meet a nice [[Azn]] hermaphrodite along with seeing trees of [[Pocky]].
File:chinkywhiteboy.jpg|<s>I CaN bE aZn 2!!1</s> lol wrong, [[scene]]fag
File:Hello_Kitty_zombie.jpg|She wants brains! And for you to buy her newest line of cute crap!
File:Weeabocar.jpg|Weeaboo Car
File:Animegirl.jpg|A weeaboo failing at being a scenefag
File:Weeaboomary.jpg|Japanesu so kawaii ^_^
File:Blasian guy.jpg|Negro got a perm
File:Ohshi.JPG|Boy George, a famous Japanophile. Also, really, really [[gay]].
File:Hontokawaiinekochan.jpg|I am so Kawaii uguu I'm cosplaying grorious nippon Mello-sama and I look completely like him.
File:Wapanesemandy.jpg|tottemo kawaii desu~
File:Svelt-ninja.jpg|pretty badass
File:Narutocafe.jpg|When weeaboos get lots of [[money]]
File:Desujapono.png| The story of the wapanese, who failed
File:Neko dresses as a Neko *Shudder*.jpeg|Acute sufferer of [[FGAS]], the [[furry]] fandom ''and'' [[Internet disease]].
File:Lolflandrecosplay.jpg|KAWAII DESU ^_________________________________^
File:Wapanese_training_toys.jpg|Training toys
File:And that's why I'm the perfect lover.jpg
File:Weeaboo_-_Samurai_Warrior_Is_Battle_Ready.jpg|<center>[[forever alone|"Emergency Situations"]]</center>
File:Weeaboo_-_Animu_Wapanese.jpg|Animu weeaboo
File:Anime_world2.jpg|Anime world
File:Weeaboo_Message.jpg
File:Amperehopemodel.jpg|How weeaboos spend time on [[Christmas]] break.
File:Reverse_Weeaboo.jpg
File:Wut_Wut.jpg
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{{Clear}}

==Wild Weeaboo Encounters==

When encountering weeaboos in their natural habitat (i.e. [[Clusterfuck|Conventions]], [[School|School]], [[IRL|etc]]), you must know they are dangerous, unpredictable and [[Whale|disgusting]]. Here are some records of various encounters with these beings. They are as likely to turn on one another as they are to turn on you and fuck your shit. If you are [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|weak of heart]] or [[RAGE|spirit]], it is advised you keep scrolling and don't look back.

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File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror.jpg|A harrowing encounter with a whale.
File:Glomped weeaboo horrors.png|A horrific, rib shattering "[[Glomp|glomp]]".
File:Chairchan Weeaboo horror.png|Handicapped girl is almost murdered.
File:Bloody Miku.png|Cosplayer discovers the horrors of a weeaboo's [[Vagoo|vagina]].
File:Sarah chan weeaboo horror.png|Thieving, [[Insane|psychopathic]] weeaboo roommate.
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File:Yeast infected kisses by weeaboo horror.png|Yeast infected kisses.
File:Slit throat weeaboo horror.png|Another almost-murder.
File:Bike weeaboo horror.jpg|A weeaboo, a boy, and a bike. What could go wrong?
File:Wheelchair weeaboo horror.jpg|Another handicapped girl story.
File:Tae weeaboo horrors.jpg|Moar
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 0 1.jpg|Weeaboo encounter in a con, comic form. Original thread can be read [[:File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror.jpg|here]].
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 2 3.jpg
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 4 5.jpg
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 6 7.jpg
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 8 9.jpg
File:Hambeast prime weeaboo horror page 10.jpg
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==See also==
{{weeaboo}}

'''Weeaboo Junk'''
* [[Babel:Japanesu/Japan]] - The inside of a Weeaboos mind.
* [[Colony drop|Colony Drop]] - An example of when you have Reject Weeaboos on the loose.
* [[Doopie DoOver]]
* [[Desu-radio]]
* [[J-emo]]us the trying too hard with the cultural assimilation.
* [[SailorRWBY]] a Stereotypical Weeaboo who treats Sailor Moon and RWBY like untouchable GODS and a massive Frozen fagtard and a clopper and butthurt on much better products and complains about shit no one cares about.
* [[Pocky]] - Weeaboo bait.
* [[Questionable logic]] is how Weeaboo are created
* [[Ramen]] - Weeaboo rations.
* [[Teruaki Murakami]]- an actual Japanese person whose hentai serves as a gateway drug
* Tokusatsu
* [[TV Tropes]], where weeaboos conspire to force their disease-ridden lingo upon the world.
* [http://instagram.com/wannablaze# WannaBlaze] A fat, Murrican weeaboo kicked out of Japan for being an annoying, drunk whore.

'''Very similar to Weeaboo'''
* [[Comic book fans]] - What almost all weeaboos are but refuse to admit.
* [[Koreaboo]] - Similar to a weeaboo, but obsessed with [[Good Korea]] instead of Japan.
* [[Otaku]] - Unlike weeaboos, these are actually Japanese, but the only real difference is min
* [[Pretendians]]
* [[Wolfaboo]] - A term, derived from "weeaboo", referring to overly obsessed [[wolf]] fans.
* [[Wigger]]
* [[Yellow Fever]]
* [[Confederate]]s - In modern-day, basically the weeaboos of the south.

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Dreamybullxxx

2025-03-25T11:43:00Z

Kento nakajima: /* See Also */

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{{Achtung|THIS NIGGA IS NOW FRIENDS WITH THE FBI}}
{{SickFuck}}
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{{Rainbow|SELF PLEASURE IS NOT GAY}}
{{ib|{{aroundblacks}}[[File:Dreamybullheart.jpg|250px]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Dreamybullxxx'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''| Perrell Laquarius Brown}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[nigger|Basketball American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|December 15, 1990 (age {{age|1992|2|18}})}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Charlotte, [[North Carolina]], United States}}
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[[File:Dreamybulljerkingoff.mp4|right]]

'''Dreamybullxxx''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Perrell Laquarius Brown''') is a {{age|1992|2|18}}-year-old [[sick fuck]] who makes NSFW content by sticking anything UP HIS ASS. CORN, GRAPES, CUCUMBERS, 20 INCH DILDOS. YOU NAME IT. From sticking almost everything up his ass he gained attention on the [[TikTok|China app fuckery]] by making the most retarded, silliest and dumbest ways of finishing himself jacking off like him saying AMBATUKAM, OHMAYGOT and RIP AVERY INCH.
But little did he know that his attention (by being retarded) will make his life fucked for the rest of it...
He also puts dildos in his [[Goatse|asshole]] and claims to be [[lol wat|straight]].
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==Dreamy's Profile==
[[nobody cares|Perrell was born on February 18, 1992, to Edward and Marlene Brown, who had two other kids, and currently lives in Salisbury, North Carolina with his wife and two kids (Someone Pray for these kids). Prior to his pornographic career, Perrell worked as a youth pastor at the Kingdom Center in Charlotte. Perell has been charged with several accounts of theft and robbery throughout the 2010s, and he admits to having at one point in his life been homeless and suffered with an identity crisis.]] Perrell began his current career in 2020 and rose to fame in 2022.
==Forced Memes of Dreamy ==
In 2022, many of Dreamybull's videos went viral and became internet memes such as him saying phrases when he's nutting. At one point in his most famous video, Perrell shouts "Oh my God, I'm 'bout to cum" loudly in his car. This phrase became known as his unofficial alias "Ambatukam" and started the gay thug TikTok trend which gave rise to Brandon Currington, Jason Luv, Thug Hunters, Redneck Russ and it started the [[Forced meme|Forced Memes]] of the gay thug FagTok trend. From the Forced memes of many his retarded phrases, more about Dreamy came out and a seed known as the Self Pleasure Is not Gay, which his him trying to tell everyone that putting 13 inch dildos up your ass does not make you a [[faggot]] (fyi, it does).
== Dreamy's End==
After the Self Pleasure Is not Gay video somehow got released many people decided to learn more about this fag and from finding his full name [[Powerword|Perrell Laquarius Brown|]] you can find his North Carolina arrest records showing this man is [[Autism|not right in the head]]. Then many people found his doxx and chose to deliver pizza's to his house which makes Dreamy pay for all of them. Then right after all of the pizza places rejected his address for delivery, someone by the name of DBWN (Dreamy Bull Weekly News) made a 1 hour documentary about Dreamy's past and crimes. Then even after all the attention and hate towards Dreamy he still does his content by sticking up dildos near his kid's playroom or at a lake which is NEAR A FUCKING KIDS SUMMER CAMP. To this day this fucking [[sick fuck]] is somehow not arrested and the faggot North Carolina cops are letting this man still be free but thank god he got dropped by his record label.
== Dreamy's Return==
On late July, Dreamy decides to start streaming on [[Jewtube|Jewtube]] and [[lie|tries to quit porn]] once and for all. Ever since the streaming on Jewtube, Dreamy is somehow doing well with the occasional FBI coming to his house or a pizza to his home. From the consent FBI raiding, Dreamy decided to side with the FBI and to take down the trolls once and for all. (this didn't work).
[[File:Dreamybulldildo.mp4|right]]
== HE'S OK FUCKING AROUND HIS KIDS!==
Yeah, that's right. If you watch certain videos that Dreamybull made, you can actually hear his kids in the background. Not to mention, The Dreaming Bull also uploaded a video where he was grabbing his wife's tiddies, and his kids walked in. Not only is he 100% aware of this niggerfuckery, he is COMPLETELY okay with it.
[[File:dreamyweird.jpg|thumb|none|look at this lolmonkey!]]

=== HIS FUCKING KIDS KNOW LMFAO! ===
[[File:Ambatukamtwitter1.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[File:Ambatukamtwitter2.jpg|thumb|right]]

In 2023 he wouldn't call himself AMBATUKAM. In 2024, Ambatukam made merch with ambatukam on it and embraced the memes. But his fucking kids know about his gay pornography lol.

== Internet Accounts==
Instagram: {{instagram|perrellcpt}}

Twitter: {{twitter|Dreamybullxxx}}
==See Also==
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Fag]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Thug Hunters]]

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[[Category:TikTok]]
[[Category:Doxed Individuals]]

List of lolcows

2025-03-23T17:22:50Z

Kento nakajima: /* F */

==A==
[[Image:Lolcow Collage.jpg|thumb|right|A herd of lolcows.]]
[[Image:Divineangel_lolcow.jpg|thumb|right|A typical lolcow.]]
[[Image:I R HUNTING LOLCOWS.jpg|thumb|[[unfunny|I Willz Haz cheezburgerz!]]]]
[[Image:Lol-cow-pink.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[IRL]] lolcow.]]
[[Image:Mega Man Lolcow Stages.png|thumb|right|[[Mega Man|Select your stage]]!]]
*[[Alexander_Jahans]]
*[[User:-abigblueworld-|abigblueworld]]
*[[Addy]]
*[[Ahuviya Harel]]
*AkihitoZero5454
*[[Alex Jones]]
*[[Alexander4488]]
*[[Amuria]]
*[[Anailaigh]]
*[[Angela Beesley]]
*[[Angry Homo Kid]]
*[[AnimatedJames]]
*[[Anita Sarkeesian]]
*[[User:Antandrus|Antandrus]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Anthonytoney]]
*[[User:Another_n00b|Another_n00b]]

==B==
*<s>[[Barneyfag]]</s> (Ragequit after posting Tracer feet porn)
*[[Bean]]
*[[The_Great_Livejournal_Content_Strike_of_2008|Beckyzoole]]
*<s>Bill Jensen]]</s> actually a character made by an actor who streams on yt
*[[Bikerfox]]
*Blazikeye535
*<strike>[[BlueCatRiolu]]</strike> (Soft-V& by his family, as the police don't give two shits)
*[[BonziWORLD|Bonzispergs]]
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[Bronies]]

==C==
*[[CaseOh]]
*[[Chaindix]]
*[[Chasethehedgehog]]
*[[cheese1997]]
*[[Cheeyev]]
*[[Chris Forcand]]
*[[Chris Hansen]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[Clay Claymore]]
*[[Connor Cochran]]
*[[CopperCab]]
*[[Corky]]
*<strike>[[Cyndilovespiccolo]]</strike> (grew up and learned how to act properly)
*[[Cyraxx]]

==D==
*[[Dalavesta]] (''WoW'' Moon Guard's IRL dog-fucker)
*[[Daniel Larson]]
*[[Dan Lirette]]
*DarkMatterMan4500 (Zackary Palmer)
*[[DarksydePhil]]
*[[Dellor]]
*[[DestinyMew]]
*[[Digibro]]
*[[Diogo Mendes]]
*[[DivineAngel]]
*[[Doe Deere]]
*[[Dogpatch Press]]
*[[Don Henrie]]
*[[Drago-dracini]]
*[[Dragonmorph]]
*[[Durova]]
*[[DrMusic2]]
*[[Dropdatwat]]
*[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]]

==E==
*[[Bitsytalk|Eeveen]]
*Every single half assed and crappy [[MUGEN]] creator (i.e., Josh Geary, Beanfan112, George Goodlake/Wlanmaniax, [[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]], Daniel9x7gmc, and Jesse Beaudry)
*[[Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales|El Pirata de Culiacán]]
==F==
*[[Fists_The_Echidna]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[FuturisticHub]]

==G==
*[[GalaxyRailways2199]]
*[[Girlvinyl]]
*[[Globelamp]]
*[[GoddessMillenia]]
*[[Gorgeous George]]
*[[Graykat]]
*[[Galactus96Tuber]]
*[[Geoshea]]

==H==
*[[Hal Turner]]
*[[Herman]] (''Team Fortress 2'')
*HilnaVunner
*[[Hol Tiger]]
*[[Hozupindahows00s]]

==I==
*[[I Dislike Cis People]]
*[[User:Ilovemydoodle|Ilovemydoodle]]
*[[InSaNe-REYNARD]] (a.k.a. Straitfox)
*[[Inmendham]]
*[[Intellectual Checkmate]]
*[https://youtube.com/channel/UCLdBqpXgnKG_BlW8kYY-dyQ| Iván Hermana González]

==J==
*[[Jared Milton]]
*[https://youtube.com/channel/UC6fHtdcHO5z-D8KLQQMPA3Q Jaxsterminator] ([[Spic|Iván Hermana González’s]] buttbuddy and whiteknight.)
*[[Jerry Peet]]
*[[Jesse H]]
*[[Jesse Slaughter]]
*[[jfreedan|Carey Ray Martell (Jfreedan)]]
*[[Jihadunspun.com]]
*[[Jolene JRyda]]
*[[Josephthelover]]
*[[Juggalo|ICP fans]]
*[[JustinRPG]]
*[[Justin Bieber]]

==K==
*[[Kimmo Alm]]
*[[Krimpet]]
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Power Rangers

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{{quote|It's morphin' time!}}

'''Power Rangers''' is a show that [[everyone]] used to watch at least for two years of their life, but will never admit to doing so. First aired on FOX in [[Last Thursday|1993]] when [[you]] where still hoping to get a [[Sega]] for [[Christmas]], [[UnderageB&|assuming]] you were alive then. The show has had many hit-or-miss seasons, two movies with a third one releasing in March 2017 and over 700 episodes, though [[noone]] seems to know why.

The show itself is based mainly on a Japanese show known as Super Sentai. It can pretty much be summed up as [[Sailor Moon]] + [[Voltron]] + [[Crap]] = [[Hard Gay|Power Rangers]].

==Every single episode==
[[File:Austin then and now.jpg|thumb|200px|Fuck your childhood.]]
*Power Rangers as normal faggots.
*Introduce life lesson to be learned.
*Fight those gray clay dudes (win).
*See monster and morph into Power Rangers.
*Fight monster and [[France|lose]] because it's too early.
*Wrestle with issues for ten minutes before coming to conclusion that could have been reached in ten seconds.
*Fight with monster again and seemingly win.
*[[erection|The monster then becomes giant.]]
*Power Rangers summon giant robot.
*Fight the giant monster and destroy half the city then cut it in half with a power sword attack.
*Power Rangers now as normal faggots talk about [[moralfag|what they learned]].
*Next time on Power Rangers ___!

==The Power Rangers==
[[Image:MMPR.jpg|thumb|The original Power Rangers in all of their spandex glory.]]
[[File:Merphin' Term.png|thumb|Kimberly transforms.]]

===The Mighty Morhpin' Power Rangers===
The original Power Rangers were well known for being a clusterfuck of lulzy racist sterotypes, though [[Illiterate|noone]] seemed to care. Supporters of the show said it was an oversight, but we all know it was to teach them the truth.

*'''Red Lion Wild Force Ranger''': Ricardo Medina, the only one of them who can really make his Japanese forbears [http://homicide.latimes.com/post/former-power-rangers-joshua-sutter/ proud] about what he can do with a sword. Has a lifetime exemption to ''never'' argue over a parking space again.

*'''Red Ranger: Jason''': Your typical jock [[normalfag]]. Was a [[Naruto|karate master]] and outdoor sports fan [[IRL]] at time of filming. He somehow became a fatass after quitting and a paramedic to boot.

*'''[[Nigger]] Ranger: Zack''': Portrayed by a black person whose suit was also black. He's good at hip-hop dancing and incorporates it into fighting. Also, he has the only weapon that turns into a gun.

*'''Blue Ranger: Billy''': Only one with half a brain. Closet Homosexual and supernerd.

*'''Yellow Ranger: Trini''': Portrayed by an [[Asian]] woman (coincidence?). [[Wut|Also known as "The Other Girl".]] Died in a car accident in 2001 that was arranged by FOX executives as a not too subtle apology for featuring so many revolting minorities on a kids show. She was later cremated (on September 10, 2001, no less) and fed to Zordon, because anything from Asia is an aphrodisiac once it's turned into powder.

*'''Pink Ranger: Kimberly''': The most confusing ranger of all. Always confused the group by not being in the kitchen, though the more [[Manchild|astute fans]] were clever enough to realize that this is because she has a penis. [[Agony In Pink|Was later tortured to death by Tortura.]]

*'''Green Ranger: Tommy''': Only present to meet the [[spic]] quota (are you starting to get the subliminal message yet?). Had a sweet ponytail and betrayed the other guys about a thousand times, but they always let him come back because... well... who else was going to mow their lawns? Later became the [[I see what you did there|Red Ranger]] in ''Zeo''.

*'''Cracker Ranger: "Same guy as above"''': Originally from [[Shit nobody cares about|Dairanger]] and introduced to the west as an upgrade for Tommy as he became leader after Jason, Zack and Trini fucked off to [[Switzerland]].

*'''Zordon''': A giant face in a tube that gives orders. <s>Later on we find out he just an old man in a bag.</s> Also a [[Racist]], probably due to the fact that he's like 8-million-years-old or something.

*'''Alpha''': Zordon's [[gay]] little bitch robot. Gayer than C-3P0 and the Blue Ranger combined. Had a nipple-shaped head and ran around saying "Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!"

*'''Lord Zedd''': The main bad guy from season two to three. Had his skin inside-out and wore a silver thong. He also wore an S&M mask with a [[penis]] on top of it.

*'''Rita Repulsa''': The original bad guy despite having a vagina and a really annoying voice. Later replaced by Zedd, but fans complained, so she later came back and lost her virginity to Zedd.

[[Shit nobody cares about|No one cares about the rest.]]

===The Sentai Rangers===
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====Showa Era====
*'''Himitsu Sentai Gorenger''' the first super sentai seires in 1975. 5 people in the millitary become the gorengers, while the black cross army tries to assrape the world to death. Also the 1st kirenger's actor becomes an hero in 1978.

*'''J.A.K.Q Dengekitai''' 4 random people are recruited and turned into cyborgs, and become card themed rangers, then a 5th ranger named Big One, the white ranger joins to stop the earth from being raped to death. The Villian orginization called Crime replaces the black cross army, Crime tries to rape the world to death, but only to get raped by JAKQ in the final episode.

*'''Battle Fever J''' Marvel was involved with this seires, 5 people become superheroes, battle cossack dies/gets raped to death by the footsoldiers in 1 episode. The first seires with a giant robot. Also the mentor's actor dies after the turn of the millenium 1 year before the lulzy event of 9/11 on september 11, 2000, we're not joking.

*'''Denshi Sentai Denziman''' 5 people transform with rings, we're not kidding.

*'''Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan''' The last seires produced partially by marvel, unfortunately, america was a shithole at the time, no american tv networks would pick up the seires because they thought it was gay, but in reality, they were just too retarded to air the seires.

*'''Dai Sentai Goggle V'''
The villian orginization raped multiple ancient civilizations, then 5 random people are recruited to rape and murder the deathdark, the evil orginization.

*'''Kagayaku Sentai Dynaman''' the seires was dubbed into english, the english dub was a comedic dub and a pre-internet shitpost on night flight.

*'''Choudenshi Bioman'''
5 people are recruited to stop a group of faggots called Neo Empire Gear. Yellow 4 gets raped to death in 1 episode, then gets replaced, Haim Saban discovered this seires, and tried to adapt it but the faggot tv channels decided to reject him.

*'''Dengeki Sentai Changeman''' 5 people use the powers of european mythical animals to fight the faggot villians and get gassed up during the transformation sequence.

*'''Choushinsei Flashman''' 5 people become the flashmen, despite the fact that the team has 2 women in it. Red Flash, the red ranger almost dies in 1 episode.

*'''Hikari Sentai Maskman''' 5 people get recruited using mystic powers to transform, but a green ranger, X1 Mask joins their team, after 1 episode, he decided to quit like a total pussy.

*'''Choujuu Sentai Liveman''' after some random faggot decides to kill 2 people, the liveman's friends, 3 people become liveman. Despite the team having 1 female member.
====Heisei era====
*'''Kousoku Sentai Turboranger''' 5 people get recruited by a random fairy to become the turborangers, some random student that goes to school with the turborangers steals the blue ranger's turbo brace and become blue turbo, but is unable to fight back like a total pussy

*'''Chikyuu Sentai Fiveman''' 5 siblings become the fivemen, even though theres 2 women in the team, then gangrapes the Galactic Imperial Army Zone, but fivered gets murdered in 1 episode, only to get resurrected.

*'''Choujin Sentai Jetman''' 5 random people in japan become Jetman, [[Douchebag|Gai Yuki]] is a gambler who clocks out of jetman like a total pussy, hes a douchebag at the begining of the seires, then he decided to rejoin jetman and save the world.

*'''Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger''' the first seires to be adapted into power rangers, also, dragonranger gets raped to death by some candle that melts the wax which rapidly kills him.

*'''Gosei Sentai Dairanger''' Haim saban was too much of a pussy to use the dairanger suits and ground battle footage other than the ground battle footage of kibaranger and the kibaranger suit, as well as dairenoh, the mecha of dairanger. Also Daigo/Shishiranger's actor becomes an hero 20 years later.

*'''Ninja Sentai Kakuranger''' Saban decided to turn them into aliens in mighty morphin alien rangers.

*'''Chouriki Sentai Ohranger''' 5 pilots become the ohrangers. Then proceed to rape the evil robots trying to attack tokyo, also saban called kingranger, a black sixth sentai ranger a gold ranger to act retarded, because of the gold sheild on kingranger.

*'''Gekisou Sentai Carranger''' had a sexy villian that got replaced with an equally sexy villian named divatox, also had a white ranger, it has a fucking cat robot, we're not kidding. Also the blue ranger is a teenager in this seires instead of a 12 year old in pr turbo. Also had a group of evil ranger faggots called gangranger who would become gangraped.

*'''Denji Sentai Megaranger''' A video game sentai seires where the blue ranger groped the grunt's balls and dick in one scene.

*'''Seijuu Sentai Gingaman''' an animal themed sentai where the gingamen, dispite having a woman in the team, gangrape the faggot pirates trying to take over earth. This seires also had a sexy female villian slut who is a porn actress irl.

*'''Kyukyu Sentai GoGoV''' A group of firefighters fight a bunch of demons that try to rape their buttcheeks. Has a sexy female villian slut who isnt a porn actress irl.

*'''Mirai Sentai Timeranger''' The turn of the millenium happened, so they made a seires that would sometimes take place 1 thousand years in the future in 3000, 4 people from the future go to 2000 in a time machine vehicle and Don Dolnero was a fucking mastermind, but his pr version was a complete fucking retard. The timerangers would eventually assrape most of the londerz family, the criminal orginization in timeranger.

*'''Hyakujuu Sentai Gaoranger''' The Gaorangers are 5 fucking people that have animal spirits, in one episode, the blue, black, yellow, and white rangers get murdered and assraped to death by a monster, only to get revived moments later.

*'''Ninnpu Sentai Hurricanger''' Another Ninja Themed Season for 2002. Has a slut villian to masturbate to. The Gouraigers rape the hurricangers before joining them.

*'''Bakuryu Sentai Abaranger''' A dinosaur seires with fucking henshin devices that speak to you and dinosaurs you can ride. Also has a white ranger that raped the rangers before joining them, much like the last season.

*'''Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger''' A police themed sentai season with 2 sluts on the team and some dog that Disney changed the design for no reason in power rangers spd.

*'''Mahou Sentai Majiranger''' Basically the same as Power Rangers Harry Potter Force, only a year older than it.

===The Akiba Rangers ([[unemployed|unofficial]])===
*'''Akiba Red''': [[Futurama|The star clown and the nerd of this show. A 23-year-old man who still lives in his mom's basement and works as a delivery boy in Akiba. He has no life because he spend his day watching <s>Power Rangers</s> Super Sentai and masturbates to shiny robot girls.]] Later got a new power level after merged with his robotic waifu.

*'''Akiba Blue''': Delicious 16-year-old tomboy jailbait who is Akiba Red's first bottom bitch. Likes to kick people's asses with her martial art, even though women can't fight. Was later killed and replaced by Luna in season two. She's basically the retard that serves no purpose other than to pursue a life of a popular idol that has nothing to do with being a Ranger.

*'''Akiba Yellow''': A 23-year-old female otaku who likes to cosplay and draw manga about Sentai yaoi. She was supposed to be the retard of the show until she got replaced by Luna for that role in the second season.

==Length==
It has [[moar]] series' and spin-off's than Menudo has members. It's not like anyone cared after the original pink slut ranger left, anyway. Except the [[16_year_old_girl|16-year-old]] [[Ship|Green/Pink Ranger shippers]], of course. Seriously, [[At least 100|at least 100%]] of all fanfiction from this series is about Green and Pink being [[emo]] over each other for breaking up between the original series and ''Zeo''.

==List of Power Rangers series==
[[Image:triptf.jpg|thumb|[[Asian]] Rangers have green hair because fangirls think it's SUPER [[Kawaii|KAWAII]]! Seriously...they do.]]
[[Image:shitlikethismakeskidsfurry.jpg|thumb|A [[furry]] encounter in ''Power Rangers SPD''.]]
[[File:WHITEPOWERranger.jpg|thumb|right|WHITE POWER RANGER]]

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Season One''': Mindless beat-em up action with spandex, plastic weapons, giant robots and monsters.

*'''MMPR Season Two''': They replace the Black guy with a [[Korean]], the [[AZN|Asian]] girl with a black girl and the Red dude with a beaner. Cause the original Red was like "I want a raise", so he got fired and the black guy was like "Ah hell no boy, if he goes I go." They fired the Asian girl cause they felt like it. They refused to use the dairangers except for kibaranger because they were pussies that didnt wanna lose any toy sales. Aparently the characters become the omega rangers after 3 actors got let go 30 years prior.

*'''MMPR Season Three''': The Rangers become KKK Ninjas and get an Australian whore. The seires is based on Ninja Sentai Kakuranger, but yet only used ninjaman who would become ninjor, ninjor is some faggot that was trapped in a vase.

*'''Might Morphin' Alien Rangers''': Barely exists. Also, the Yellow Ranger is a male in this mini-series. The Sentai is Ninja Sentai Kakuranger, but the rangers arent ninjas, they are fucking aliens that constantly need water.

*'''Power Rangers Zeo''': They replace animals for shapes so they can reverse what the fanfic writers did. Former Red guy comes back as Gold guy to try to take revenge on the White guy turned new Red guy for his sodomized buttcheeks. Former Red guy fails, loses his powers and becomes [[an hero]].

*'''Power Rangers Turbo''': This season has a [[13-year-old boy]] for the Blue Ranger, the enigmatic [[Badass|Phantom Ranger]], space pirates and the greatest thrashing by said pirates against the Rangers for the season finale.
**Also, they were baked into a giant pizza one time. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG-B2aJTmwY/ No, seriously.]

*'''Power Rangers in [[Star Wars|Space]]''': Dark Spectre caused 9/11. HOLY SHIT! ANDROS KILLS ZORDON!

*'''Power Rangers Lost Galaxy''': Jihad Stingwingers cause 9/11 again and it's up to the Rangers in a big floating root beer barrel to save their ship from space terrorists.

*'''Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue''': They use the same races for each colour as the previous series and has a [[badass]] Red Ranger. Also includes the Titanium Ranger that was in only five episodes due to budget reasons.

*'''Power Rangers [[Doctor Who|Fuck Up Our Timeline]]''': Police from the future recruits local rich boy to help [[Pokémon|catch em' all]]. Unironically, 9/11, again, happened.

*'''Power Rangers [[Hippie]] Force''': Where an abridged version of [[Rickroll|Never Gonna Give You Up]] is the catchphrase. Had a [[crossover]] with [[over 9,000]] Red Rangers who all gang-raped the Big Bad Beetleborgs. The first show made by [[Disney]], as well as the last season filmed in Los Angeles.
**[[Epic Red Ranger Manoeuvre|Also, the Red Ranger from this show just got arrested for killing his roommate.]]

*'''Power Rangers [[Ninja]] Storm''': Includes several [[wapanese]] and an Asian that acts white. Plus, their leader is a talking hamster! The show is now filmed in [[New Zealand|New Zealand]]. The wonders Lord of the Rings, Hercules, and Xena can do... also, the red ranger becomes an hero.

*'''Power Rangers Dino Thunder''': Throwback to the original cause they ran out of ideas. HOLY SHIT! TOMMY COMES BACK AS THE BLACK RANGER!

*'''Power Rangers [[STD]]''': Where the Green Ranger says [[Cum|Buttery]] and everyone thinks its funny. Includes multiple [[furry]] encounters (FYI, their boss is that dog guy in the picture and his assistant is a [[catgirl]]). It's shit like this that turns kids into furries when they grow up.
**Also, the Yellow Ranger became a stripper. [http://www.missmayburlesque.com/ Fap away!]

*'''Power Rangers [[Harry Potter]] Force''': The Rangers are [[The Wizard|wizards]] and fight other wizards. HOLY SHIT! RITA REPULSA IS THE MYSTIC MOTHER!

*'''Power Rangers Operation Overdrive''': The one where the Nigger Ranger is actually a nigger for the first time since Mighty Morphin. Not so coincidentally, he's also a thief.

*'''Power Rangers Jungle [[Furry]]''': Oh shit, furries have invaded Power Rangers! The Sentai was called Juken Sentai Gekiranger and had a bunch of [[Furry]] Martial Arts masters.
**Now in Jungle Fury, it's a bunch of martial arts students saving the world from the furry menace as they work for a white [[kung fu]] master that owns a pizza parlour. Said master is also the son to one of the furry masters.

*'''Power Rangers RPM''': The world is assraped to death by a computer [[virus]]. The Rangers here are composed of a Blue Ranger that speaks in [[Woll smoth]], a Black Ranger who is a cyborg with [[emo|amnesia]] that gets more character development than all the other rangers combined and the worst sixth rangers ever. Its a seperate universe from the other shows, the blue ranger is scottish, which became a meme. And some hot slut robot named [[Waifu|Tenaya 7]] was the fanservice for teenagers and adults.

*'''Mighty Morphin Rerun Rangers''': After Disney said fuck you to Toei they decided to start showing reruns of the first season with shitty tacked on effects from Windows Movie Maker. [[Win|Disney then lost the rights to Power Rangers.]]

*'''Power Rangers Samurai''': [[jew|Saban]] got back the rights because he thought Disney didn't exploit it properly. It's a [[Shit nobody cares about|carbon copy of Shinkenger]], and thus hated by the fanbase even though Time Force was a carbon copy of Timeranger and fans ate that shit up.

*'''Power Rangers [[Gay|Super]] Samurai''': <s>The word "Super" in the title is because of Nick's idiotic decision to split one season into two; meaning that it will take two years for a season to run rather than the standard one.</s> Because they're money grubbing whores, Saban and Nickelodeon took the last half of Shinkenger and adapted it into it's own season. Actors were better, but perv fanboys still wanted to fuck the [[Asian|Pink]] and [[Jailbait|Yellow]] Rangers to kingdom come.

*'''Power Rangers Megaforce''': The 20th Season. When it started, [[Fanboy|fanboys]] said "ZOMG!!!!! wHy dIdN't SaBaN uSe tEh GoKaIgEr FoOtAGe!!!!1111 GoSeIgEr iZ tEh [[Hott|sUxXorZ]]!!!!!!!!!111111111" When the cast was revealed, they were like, "ZOMG!!!!!!1111 I wAnT tO SeXxXxXxXxXxXx tEh YeLloW rAnGeR!!!!!!!!111111111111" And when the first episode aired, they were like "ZOMG!!!!!1111111 sAbAn iZ uSiNg tEh LeGeNd WaR fOoTaGe fRoM tEh GoKaIgErZ!!!!!!!!!!11111111"
**They have a bigger version of their morphers as their mentor and the [[Retard|retarded]] love child of Johnny 5 and WALL-E as the Alpha for this season.

*'''Power Rangers Super Megaforce''': The Megaforce Rangers can now turn into all the other rangers. The Black Ranger also becomes the Green Ranger, which makes no fucking sense. But as long as Saban gets that money, he really doesn't give a shit. Fanboys are also butthurt just because only ten former actors are coming back. Fans also got really pissed when Sentai suits were used, especially the ones made before Zyuranger, who aren't supposed to exist in this continuity.
**HOLY SHIT! THE SEASON FINALE SUCKED!

*'''Power Rangers Dino Charge''': The 21st season and [[Shit nobody cares about|the third dino-themed season.]] Again, like with all seasons, fans are pissed because this is the first instance where a Sentai season will be skipped over. Seriously, this damn fandom is made up of whiny manchildren. But it's okay because Judd Lynn is coming back. You know, the same guy who people hated during the later half of RPM.

*'''Power Rangers Dino Supercharge''': Hey, at least it's not called Super Dino Charge. Some progress is better than none, I suppose. Oh yeah, and dinosaurs didn't go extinct.

*'''Power Rangers Ninja Steel''': Because regular steel just isn't enough to kill the pesky space aliens. Also, the sixth ranger is a golden [[Brokeback Mountain|cowboy]] who's essentially a stereotype of what Japan thinks of America. So much for the era of [[Social Justice|"Social Justice"]]. The villains of the series run an intergalactic game show... yeah... an intergalactic game show. Talk about running out of ideas. But at least the rangers have ninja sword chainsaws, so it balances out.

*'''Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel''': Hey, if regular Ninja Steel can't kill those pesky aliens, SUPER Ninja Steel damn sure will!!! The 25th anniversary of Power Rangers, even though it's highly unlikely it will be acknowledged... last appearance of jason david frank in actual footage years before he got the [[Golden iPod]].

*'''Power Rangers Beast Morphers''': After seven years, Go-Busters FINALLY gets the Power Rangers adaptation that fans will hate when the show is only a few episodes in. Everyone's also happy that Bandai America is not making toys anymore, being replaced by Hasbro, the company responsible for [[Bronies]].

*'''Power Rangers Dino Fury''': The fourth, no fifth dinosaur-themed season. It's the first season to have a female green ranger. Trumptards made a fuss since the green ranger had a skirt, and took it off. The seires is an adaptation of Kishiryu Sentai Ryusoulger, the japanese counterpart has a male green ranger. Also the last season to air on Nickelodeon. People thought that this would be the last season to adapt from Sentai, which was wrong. Also, has the first black guy as a sixth ranger. Man, checking off those woke boxes... Also Zayto, the red ranger sacrifices himself in the final episode, then gets revived as a white ranger.

*'''Power Rangers Cosmic Fury''': an adaptation of Uchuu Sentai Kyuranger that will only use the mecha and zord battles from Kyuranger, and uses original suits, which pissed some power rangers fans off. They raped Kyuranger by only taking the zords. The pink ranger becomes the leader, then proceeds to rape lord zedds army, also, the faggot nerd billy comes back as a main character. The green ranger is lesbian, her girlfriend is the orange ranger.

*'''Power Rangers Rail Riders''': since Hasbro was retarded enough to not adapt various sentai series, zenithmedia adapted toqger, the adaptation is basically the same as its 2010s Japanese counterpart, but with swearing, dark humor, and even more blood than super sentai ever used.

*'''Power Rangers Beast Hunters''': since both saban and hasbro were too retarded to adapt zyuohger, an upcoming season solves the Faggotry done by hasbro and saban.

*'''Power Rangers Cosmos''': season that will be released in 2026 or 2027, to make up for Simon Bennett's Retarded decision to not adapt the entire super sentai season, which was uchuu sentai kyuranger.

*'''Power Rangers Underworld'''- since the retarded faggot Simon Bennet refused to adapt Lupinranger VS Patoranger, ZenithFilms started a project to adapt the sentai that were skipped over because of saban and Hasbro's laziness.

*'''[[otaku|Akiba Ranger]]''': Ran for two seasons. A parody to everything above. This time, it sets in the land of the degenerates: [[Japan|Akihabara]]. The show stars with only three rangers who are unofficial because they are all losers living in basements. The trio now must fight against da evil corporation jews led by some hot mama slut who is a porn actress irl.
**In a typical episode pattern, the Rangers will encounter a new asshole that tries to destroy Akiba, the heroes and villains clash, Akiba Red will make a reference to everything above just like how Family Guy kept making unfunny reference to Movies and TV, then the villain is defeated by the Rangers' finish move. If not, then they'll burrow the already existing power of other rangers mentioned above because they are unofficial and they suck.
**Akiba Red later fucked the world by breaking the fourth wall, thus creating a time paradox and eventually found the creator of this piece of shit show, who is also the creator of the official Sentai. Akiba Blue was later replaced by some mentally retarded pop idol in season two.

==The movies==
In an attempt to make more $$$, FOX released two movies to the big screen and grossed over 60 million dollars mainly due to all the parents who paid the 10 bucks a pop to sit in a room full of screaming kids and watch a bad movie about a bad show rather then just [[molest]] their kids like they should have. Hasbro in 2024 decided to go completly retarded and not have any projects, because of the faggot chris cocks.

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie''': This is the REAL storyline: A giant egg hatches a purple man named Ooze who looks like Ozzy Osbourne mixed with a goat. Ooze traps Zedd in a snowglobe and starts handing out "[[cum|Ooze]]" to [[lolis]]. The ooze given to the lolis then turn their parents into [[zombies]].
**The Power Rangers come to save the day and in doing so get their asses kicked as the command center gets Hurricaned Iked to much [[lulz]]. Zordon is almost [[killed]], causing the Rangers to lose their power and we find out the face in the tube was nothing more then an [[old]] man in a bag. The rangers somehow teleport to and unknown planet and become [[Ninjas]] with help from a scantily clad woman. The rangers then come back to earth defeat ooze in outer space by using a comet. I shit you not.
**The zombie spell is broken and everyone lives happily ever after. The only memorable part is when Jump Around by House of Pain plays.

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''': Also known as '''Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie''', or simply [[shit]].
**Unlike the first movie, FOX wouldn't even spring for CG effects or good outfits. The actors had to wear spandex and the robots where just costumed actors. No one saw this move partly due to the fact that FOX wouldn't even pay for advertising, and secondly because it was shit. The Rangers go around chasing a [[Pirate]] who is chasing a [[Wizard]]. Seriously. Jason and Kimberly die but only for a half a second before being brought back to life. Watching this movie may make you contemplate suicide.

*'''Power Rangers: Clash of the Red Rangers -- The Movie''': **Third film where the rpm red ranger teams up with the samurai rangers and gangraped proffessor cog and some faggot with wheels on his arms., it is an adaptation of Samurai Sentai Shinkenger vs. Go-onger: GinmakuBang!! and Samurai Sentai Shinkenger the Movie: The Fateful War, but didnt include the other rpm rangers, the red ranger was too much of a pussy to unmorph in the prime universe despite the rpm universe being brutally raped by AI.

*'''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: [[Iron Man|Iron Man]] Force'''... Or just '''Power Rangers'''... Doesn't really matter at this point.
**Fourth movie to come out. The Ranger suits look like Iron Man ripoffs. HOLY SHIT!!!11111 [[The Hunger Games|Elizabeth Banks]] from the [[Shit no one cares about|Pitch Perfect]] movies is playing Rita Repulsa!!!!11111 Though she looks like [[Slut|Poison Ivy]] from [[Batman]] had sex with a [[Transformers|Bayformer]]. Also, the Blue Ranger is a black guy and the Black Ranger is [[azn|asian]]. The Yellow Ranger is some sort of [[jailbait|teen Pop Star]], or something, and the Red and Pink Rangers are just there. Zordon is played by [[Breaking Bad|Bryan Cranston]], which leads fanboys to think this movie will be dark and serious...just because a dramatic actor is playing Zordon... Yeah...

*'''Power Rangers Gem Paladins''': film that adapts several episodes of Mashin Sentai Kirameiger, [[lol wat|since zenithfilms didnt feel like turning it into a series.]]

*'''Mighty Morphin Power Rangers:Once And Always''': truy trang died in 2001, trini gets murdered and her daughter minh takes her place, also, the faggot david yost returns.

==Power/Rangers==
Power/Rangers is a grimdark parody/tribute to The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers by Joseph Kahn and Adi Shankar.

It was removed from YouTube and Vimeo by the killjoys at Saban Entertainment, once again proving that copyrights serve corporations at the expense of true artists who can do more in fifteen minutes than what Saban did in two hour-and-half-long feature films. In addition, Kahn and Shankar apparently can't base their work on a work that Saban based on a work from Japan.

[[File:PowerRangersCopyrightTakeDownYouTube.png|border|center]]
==Hasbro Era==
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[[File:Chris Cocks Faggot.jpg|right|thumb|the asshole himself]]
In 2018, Hasbro Bought Power Rangers, not much different from the Neo Saban era, but more hype from Beast Morphers, in [[2022]], some retarded faggot with a hilarious name [[Powerword|Chris]] [[Cocks]] became ceo, he has became the biggest [[lolcow]] in multiple fandoms, including the Power Rangers, [[Transformers]], and [[Bronyfags]] communities. Being trolled endlessly for lowering the quality of toys and preformances of TV Shows owned by Hasbro.

Call him chris cocklicker/sucker and/or say Fire Chris Cocks and he'll likely be pissed.

He is cheap as fuck, meaning he only cares about saving money rather than improving the company and their products.

==Videos==
<center>{{fv|POwer Rangers|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>7fzdDjlNOVg</youtube><center>'''Every episode in a nutshell.'''</center>
|<youtube>Ts-UJK6dRK8</youtube><center>'''Gay Black Rangers.'''</center>
|<youtube>knCgfHwYJEY</youtube><center>'''White Power!'''</center>
|<youtube>bUTc7z3J7xY</youtube><center>'''An average day for the Black Ranger.'''</center>
}}</center>

==Gallery==
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File:Wakusaversexyvillian.png|Villian from kyuusei sentai wakusaver that you might have a crush on.
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File:Like I give a fuck Green Ranger.gif
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File:Nazi Power Rangers.gif
File:Club can't handle Alpha.gif
File:Ayye shawty lemme holla at chu real quick.gif
File:Power Rangers who cares.gif
File:Morphine Time.PNG
File:Will fight giant monsters for food.png
Image:Greenranger.jpg|LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
Image:Rangerswithweapons.jpg|Yo, that nigger has an axe!
Image:putty.jpg|[[LOL WUT|THUHBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!!]]
File:Linkaragreenranger.jpg|Typical Power Rangers viewer.
Image:bulkandskull.jpg|The true stars of the show, Bulk and Skull.
Image:Billys.jpeg
Image:Zedd.jpeg|Is there a penis on my head?
Image:Hurricanger34.jpg|''Power Rangers'' [[Rule 34]], by the Japanese.
Image:Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers_(E).005.jpg|The video game adaptation basically involved killing a certain number of [[fags]] dressed in purple spandex. Note the huge bulge on Kimberly.
File:Drugs - Morphine Time.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See also==
* [[Epic Red Ranger Manoeuvre]]: A meme that this franchise created.
* [[Kamen rider|Kamen Rider]]
* [[Linkara]]: Spent shit tons of cash on a [[cosplay|Green Ranger costume]] [[fat|that barely fits him]].
* [[Power Rangers/Agony In Pink]]: [[Win|Banned in Australia.]]
* [[Ryulong]]
* [[The Unknown Autobot]]: Another very big fan of <s>Power Rangers</s> the Sentai series.
* [[Disney]], once owned PR.
* [[Marvel]]
* [[DC]]
* [[Ultraman]]
* [[Godzilla]]

==External links==
* [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/hopr Linkara's History of Power Rangers]: Not really that necessary since you just wasted several hours reading this article.

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Drake

2025-03-19T08:15:27Z

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'''Aubrey Drake Graham'''{{jew}} is a {{age|1986|10|24}}-year-old "rapper" from the hellscape known as [[Toronto]], Canæda. He is also known by his [[Retards|fans]] as '''The 6 God'''. However, you might know him as "that faggot from Degrassi who thinks he's a thug because he can "rap" and is also part black". Drake is also often the target of "Drake the type of nigga" memes, such as "Drake the type of nigga to get offended over an Encyclopedia Dramatica article made about him".

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Gwen Stefani

2025-03-11T15:24:40Z

Kento nakajima:

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[[Image:Gwen_stefani_topless.jpg|thumb|200px|Her breasts were tragically flattened in a steamroller accident.]]
[[Image:Bathwater.jpg|thumb|200px|[[lie|All of these men are straight.]]]]
[[Image:Gwen_Gangster.jpg|thumb|200px|''Hay guys, am I gangster yet?!'']]
[[Image:Gwen_Stefani_and_Gavin_Rossdale.jpg|thumb|200px|Gwen's crackbaby. Notice how it is so small. That's because it was born [[At least 100 years ago | at least a 100 years]] early.]]

There're a lot of [[crap|crappy]] [[pop]] stars in the [[world]] today, but have you ever heard of one so [[fucktard|fucktarded]] as to sample ''The Sound of Music'' in a club track? Meet '''Gwen Stefani''', {{age|1969|10|03}}-year old [[Realitysquared|lordy assface]] of the pop music industry.
==Her 'Talent'==
Other than scamming on mediocre married rednecks, Gwen has no talent. If one listens to the studio and live versions of her songs, it's easy to tell that her voice is more heavily edited than [[TOW|TOW's]] [[Stephen Colbert|African Elephants article]]. Further analysis shows that Gwen doesn't exactly sing, but instead mumbles and whines through her rather pronounced proboscis, with one microphone shoved up one nostril, and second shoved up either her ovipositor or her rectum to provide two channels for stereo recording.

Listening to Gwen's attempts at music is strongly counterindicated, as the AMA has confirmed that exposure to anything associated with Gwen will cause a cluster of [[cancer|malignant]] [[brain]] [[tumor|tumors]] to spontaneously emerge and [[death|kill]] you within 10 seconds. To get an idea of what she sounds like without [[suicide|suffering such a terminal ear raping]], imagine an emu having massive organ failure and shooting [[balls|testicles]] out of its cloaca. For some reason, [[Scuzz|hipster kids]] love this dreadful shit, most likely because [[pedophile|the ear-fucking they got from their dads]] as children made them deaf. That and they're [[hipster|scenewhores]] who love how she looks. See: [[TOW]] for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollaback_Girl featuring an article on one of her all-time most craptastic songs.]

==Her 'Music'==
Gwen started out in the third-wave [[ska]] band No Doubt, who jumped onto the scene in 1995, and then quickly fell victim to the [[nobody gives a shit]] curse. Due to their small but obnoxious fanbase of fags, trannies, and bipolar/BPD sluts, they released 3 albums after that, and are working on another one. Experts anticipate the album will sell less than Bible Adventures. During her time in this band, Gwen would often [[whore]] herself out to her fellow band-mates, including her brother, which would have made for some [[DO NOT WANT|hot]] [[incest|incests]] if all the guys in the band weren't [[anal sex|banging each other]] behind the scenes. The fact that the [[fag|fags]] [[anime|dye their hair]] and wear makeup is all the proof in the world you'd need. Eventually Gwen broke off from the group, because she was angry at the band for not letting her at least watch their [[S&M|flamboyant sexcapades]].

As a solo artist, Gwen knew she couldn't cut it by doing crappy generic pop songs, so she did the only thing she knew to do; start putting out crappy generic '''[[hip-hop]]''' songs. Just about every song that Stefani makes is about the [[urine|ropes of gold hanging out of her ass]], how [[Sexist|women are better than men]], or about how she's [[DevianTART|artistic and creative]] and [[noone]] understands her. Every song she does will feature some two-bit, bootleg [[rapper]] to validate and raise her [[Street cred|street-cred]] through the roof, because Gwen will do anything to have her ass pounded by a bushel of mandingo cock. The only good thing to ever come out of her music was the [[meme]] "THIS SHIT IS __________", but even that was fail, since it came from people actually listening to her Emu-testicle-shitting quality voice.

==Harajuku Girls==
Gwen likes to claim that the [[cosplay]] freaks in Tokyo's [[Cosplay|Harajuku]] slum district have [[weeaboo|inspired her]] and she's their "biggest fan". Truth is she'd never heard of the Harajuku or the faggy nip retards until she saw an [[MTV]] story about how a bunch of Jap gals were dressing up just like her and selling their twats for yaba and birth control. She flew over there to see what it was all about, and wound up hiring two of them off the street to appear with her in all her shitty videos and to suck her pussy when she's on the rag. Gwen then wrote a song that took all of three minutes to record that exposed millions of USians to more Tojo faggotry, and prompted most historians to agree that we shouldn't have stopped with the nuking of [[Hiroshima]] and [[Japan|Nagasaki]].

==Other Useless Tidbits==
*Gwen is an intersex [[wop]].
*Gwen keeps her overbleached hair pulled back in a tight ponytail in order to counterbalance her nose, which causes her face to sag downward due to its size.
*Stefani was the mentor on the shit-show [[American Idol]] to host the show themed 'Things that Inspired Gwen Stefani'. Apparently her own music inspired her. [[Ego|Egotistical?]] [[Yes|Nooo.]] Surprising no one, she had nothing useful to say, and was only there to whore out her album and national tour with lackey [[Rap|Akon]] while cosplaying Driving Miss Daisy.
*Gwen has a [[fashion]] line for [[baby|babies]] called LAMB, that is devoted to making your one year old look as [[loli|slutty]] as possible. It is Gwen's belief that '...It's just terrible that today's children are getting so little [[cock]]. So, why not speed up the process and make your children look like fresh, fresh prostitot pedo meat? Trust me, they'll thank you for it later on.'
*Gwen had a crackbaby with the lead singer [[Bush|of some band]]. The [[abortion|baby]] was apparently the inspiration for LAMB. No pictures of her scantily clad child exist, since the [[FBI]] would probably bust down her door for it.
*Thanks to her becoming responsible for exposing the world to the Harajuku freaks, Gwen now has an entourage made up entirely of [[Stereotype|stereotypical]] [[Japanese|Japs]] who follow her around, dressed as [[Goth|Gothic]] [[Loli|Lolitas]]. Gwen has drawn criticisms of [[Wapanese]], which she responds to with "OMG THAT IS SO KAWAII!!!!/1" Before shoving sticks of Pocky down her tight-lipped [[ho]] throat. Or is that her rectum? Is there a difference?
*[[Retarded|THIS SHIT IS BANANAS ZOMG!!!/1/1ONEONE]]

==Youtubes==
*{{youtube|DS4ClM39Lk0|Hollaback Girl - Even has the studio recording at the beginning for comparison.}}
*{{youtube|K10fL9BTivE|Wind It Up - Gwen is dressed like a cow. Poor thing, now she doesn't even have her fashion.}}
*{{youtube|ITvE3tSIOA|Bathwater - You know there's something wrong when}} {{youtube|1Z9tUs8kTgE|Even Sanjaya outsings her.}}

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Gackt

2025-03-01T06:08:57Z

Kento nakajima: /* Videos */

[[Image:Gackt14.jpg|thumb|[[PROTIP]]: If a Japanese man has blond hair, he's a [[Dragonball Z|Super Saya-jin]], do not attempt to fight Gackt]]
'''Gackt''' is the most wanted man (wait, it's a [[man]]?) in [[Japan]]-world, due to receiving enough [[Michael Jackson|plastic surgery]] to look like a Bishi [[anime|anime character]]. He has a pretty good voice for an [[Asian]], and may very well be one of the biggest [[IRL Troll|IRL trolls]] for his ability to trick millions of people into thinking he has "talent." [[Some argue]] he hasn't written anything successful since [[french|Le Ciel]], though [[Bel-Air]] remains his greatest work.

He is officially more overated than [[Gundam]]. Other than the fact that he can sing in a high pitch for long periods (kind of like a twisted Japanese version of Mariah Carey) he has very little real use besides taking it [[in the ass]] which is pretty [[hott|hot]].

He enjoys wearing tight clothes, and boasts about his "[[penis|magnum]]," leading all his teenage fangirls across the world to assume that he's as hung as a horse (which can sometimes be seen when he is wearing super tight pants). But fact is, he's Asian. And everyone knows because Asian men do enough [[buttsex]] as it is, [[God]] denied them big dicks to do it with. Gackt's of course, is especially minuscule. Apparently, it's well known that he can do the splits perfectly, the reason why being his freakishly small junk seems to bulge more while he does it. Magnum indeed. When he realizes someone's figured out his tiny secret, he'll probably go write a shitty ballad about it.

Gackt is [[batshit]]. Just because he sucks he thinks he's a vampire and doesn't like to be in direct sunlight. He also believes that he is fluent in English. When he goes to performances and talk shows, he becomes an [[uber]] [[diva]] and demands the lights be dimmed in his glorious presence. He also happens to be a [[lolcow|perfectionist]], and when he discovers that someone is better at something than he is, he obsessively strives to become [[attention whore|better than the other person]]. Despite what he's fooled the fangirls into thinking with [[Internet Disease]] and whore makeup, he's isn't very good-looking. To be more precise, he looks like what most J-Rocker males look like; a heroin-addicted woman.

In short: Gackt is the Japanese version of [[Johnny Depp]].

[[Image:WHUTTHEFAG.jpg|thumb|Gackt is also a transgender. Come on, you didn't suspect it?]]
==Fandom==

<s>Fatgirls</s>[[Fangirls]] across the world seem to give Gackt the credit he deserves though, without realizing it. By writing erotic stories about him [[dicking]] mute [[transvestite|trannies]] or taking it [[in the ass]] from other [[JROCK]]er males, specifically Hyde from the band L'Arc~en~Ciel because of their close relationship, Gackt also seems to have the best fandom since his fangirls can actually write. Their adventures have also been made into a movie, ''[[NAMBLA|Moonchild]]''. In case you can't tell, it's awesome and they seem to have unlimited supplies of cigs. If it were ever broadcast outside of Japan (it was), it's likely the sound of millions of pale, ill-kept, [[centipede filled vagina]]s being abused would resonate through most of the continent, forcing the closure of most major businesses and government offices, and driving some meeker souls to [[Suicide|seppuku]].

Unfortunately next year, GACKT will be starring in an American. He will be [[rape|playing the role of]] Yoshi, friend of main character the drifter.

Although the Gackt fandom in and of itself is disturbingly dedicated (they become rabid easily, and thus very good for [[trolling]]), it must be stated that the fan fiction written for him is usually the best-done smut found on the LiveJournal.(good stuff)

In other words it's like looking at a brilliantly inspired painting of [[Goatse]].

[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=158505144 Jeffree Moon]
Famous JSTAR wannabe; is an adamant GACKT fan and lists him as one of his MANY crap inspirations...

Real quotes throughout Gackt-DUM:

#"OH MY GACKT!"
#"SOOOOOOOOO Orgacktmic!"

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
Image:Gackt.jpg|Photoshop is so KAWAII!
Image:Plastic_surgery_rocks!.jpg| No plastic surgery here.
Image:OldGackt.jpg|Not so KAWAII!
</gallery></center>

== Videos ==
<center><youtube>uXVgJ9PmJPU</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>Hv8PHtfKw3E</youtube></center>

=See Also=
*[[Elton John]]
*[[Wapanese]]
*[[Japan]]
*[[JROCK]]
*[[J-Pop]]
*[[Fangirl]]
*[[shounen]]
*[[emo]]
*[http://www.joostmaglev.com/ This retard thinks he's Gackt]Also remember to TROLL THE FUCK out of his YouTube page!
*[http://www.noiremusick.net/viskei/jrock.htm A typical debate concerning Gackt]
 
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Gackt

2025-03-01T05:54:15Z

Kento nakajima: /* Gallery */

[[Image:Gackt14.jpg|thumb|[[PROTIP]]: If a Japanese man has blond hair, he's a [[Dragonball Z|Super Saya-jin]], do not attempt to fight Gackt]]
'''Gackt''' is the most wanted man (wait, it's a [[man]]?) in [[Japan]]-world, due to receiving enough [[Michael Jackson|plastic surgery]] to look like a Bishi [[anime|anime character]]. He has a pretty good voice for an [[Asian]], and may very well be one of the biggest [[IRL Troll|IRL trolls]] for his ability to trick millions of people into thinking he has "talent." [[Some argue]] he hasn't written anything successful since [[french|Le Ciel]], though [[Bel-Air]] remains his greatest work.

He is officially more overated than [[Gundam]]. Other than the fact that he can sing in a high pitch for long periods (kind of like a twisted Japanese version of Mariah Carey) he has very little real use besides taking it [[in the ass]] which is pretty [[hott|hot]].

He enjoys wearing tight clothes, and boasts about his "[[penis|magnum]]," leading all his teenage fangirls across the world to assume that he's as hung as a horse (which can sometimes be seen when he is wearing super tight pants). But fact is, he's Asian. And everyone knows because Asian men do enough [[buttsex]] as it is, [[God]] denied them big dicks to do it with. Gackt's of course, is especially minuscule. Apparently, it's well known that he can do the splits perfectly, the reason why being his freakishly small junk seems to bulge more while he does it. Magnum indeed. When he realizes someone's figured out his tiny secret, he'll probably go write a shitty ballad about it.

Gackt is [[batshit]]. Just because he sucks he thinks he's a vampire and doesn't like to be in direct sunlight. He also believes that he is fluent in English. When he goes to performances and talk shows, he becomes an [[uber]] [[diva]] and demands the lights be dimmed in his glorious presence. He also happens to be a [[lolcow|perfectionist]], and when he discovers that someone is better at something than he is, he obsessively strives to become [[attention whore|better than the other person]]. Despite what he's fooled the fangirls into thinking with [[Internet Disease]] and whore makeup, he's isn't very good-looking. To be more precise, he looks like what most J-Rocker males look like; a heroin-addicted woman.

In short: Gackt is the Japanese version of [[Johnny Depp]].

[[Image:WHUTTHEFAG.jpg|thumb|Gackt is also a transgender. Come on, you didn't suspect it?]]
==Fandom==

<s>Fatgirls</s>[[Fangirls]] across the world seem to give Gackt the credit he deserves though, without realizing it. By writing erotic stories about him [[dicking]] mute [[transvestite|trannies]] or taking it [[in the ass]] from other [[JROCK]]er males, specifically Hyde from the band L'Arc~en~Ciel because of their close relationship, Gackt also seems to have the best fandom since his fangirls can actually write. Their adventures have also been made into a movie, ''[[NAMBLA|Moonchild]]''. In case you can't tell, it's awesome and they seem to have unlimited supplies of cigs. If it were ever broadcast outside of Japan (it was), it's likely the sound of millions of pale, ill-kept, [[centipede filled vagina]]s being abused would resonate through most of the continent, forcing the closure of most major businesses and government offices, and driving some meeker souls to [[Suicide|seppuku]].

Unfortunately next year, GACKT will be starring in an American. He will be [[rape|playing the role of]] Yoshi, friend of main character the drifter.

Although the Gackt fandom in and of itself is disturbingly dedicated (they become rabid easily, and thus very good for [[trolling]]), it must be stated that the fan fiction written for him is usually the best-done smut found on the LiveJournal.(good stuff)

In other words it's like looking at a brilliantly inspired painting of [[Goatse]].

[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=158505144 Jeffree Moon]
Famous JSTAR wannabe; is an adamant GACKT fan and lists him as one of his MANY crap inspirations...

Real quotes throughout Gackt-DUM:

#"OH MY GACKT!"
#"SOOOOOOOOO Orgacktmic!"

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
Image:Gackt.jpg|Photoshop is so KAWAII!
Image:Plastic_surgery_rocks!.jpg| No plastic surgery here.
Image:OldGackt.jpg|Not so KAWAII!
</gallery></center>

== Videos ==
<center><youtube>uXVgJ9PmJPU</youtube></center>

=See Also=
*[[Elton John]]
*[[Wapanese]]
*[[Japan]]
*[[JROCK]]
*[[J-Pop]]
*[[Fangirl]]
*[[shounen]]
*[[emo]]
*[http://www.joostmaglev.com/ This retard thinks he's Gackt]Also remember to TROLL THE FUCK out of his YouTube page!
*[http://www.noiremusick.net/viskei/jrock.htm A typical debate concerning Gackt]
 
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Vader

2025-03-01T02:49:53Z

Kento nakajima:

Were you looking for the sith lord? See [[Star Wars]]

{{fyi|This page is not about [[Star Wars|Darth Vader]], [[wrestling|that fat wrestler name Vader]], or the Polish [[heavy metal]] band Vader.}}
[[File:VadertheFox7.jpg|160px|thumb|RIP]]
'''Vader''' was a cute pet [[fox]] that was murdered by an angry mob of lying [[Liberal|progressive]] [[PETA|animal rights-types]] who resided on, where else, [[Tumblr]].

==Death of Vader==

Tumblrinas [[Retards| thought having a pet fox constituted "abuse,"]] so some falsely reported to the police of having been bitten by Vader. After that, the police seized the fox and [[Pwnt|euthanized]] it.

{{quote|[[Last Thursday|Several days ago]], a fellow fox owner and dear friend received an anonymous message through Tumblr threatening to report Vader as a vicious animal. Unfortunately, these threats are something nearly every exotic pet owner has experienced. Thinking it was just another internet crazy, she deleted the message. Like many foxes, Vader had [[Basement-dweller|never left his home]] property for anything other than a vet trip. One would assume in order to file a report, you would need some proof. Apparently that isn’t the case in [[North Dakota]].

Last night, [[Party van|animal control officers and local police showed up at her door]] and, without a warrant, seized Vader. The reason given was that they had received an “anonymous bite report”. The person who physically took Vader was not a trained animal control officer, but rather a local cop. Wearing thick gloves, he cornered Vader and picked him up by the scruff of the neck. The cop had previously been [[RTFM|advised multiple times]] on how to properly handle Vader (or any animal, for that matter) but decided to disregard the advice not only of his owner, but animal control officers as well. Out of fear, Vader bit his glove but did not puncture the material. Staff at Animal Control reported he was wagging his tail whenever he was fed and being friendly with everyone who interacted with him.

Vader’s owner made several calls to the North Dakota Board of Animal Health, Department of Health and local police department. All three assured her because they had no proof of punctured flesh in either incident, and that the cop had [[Epic fail|horrifically botched]] the seizure, Vader would be safe and they were just holding him to make sure he wasn’t exhibiting signs of any contagious diseases. A few hours ago, the police showed up with Vader’s collar. Animal Control had euthanized him without a hearing or proper medical screening, stating that they had [[Lie|evidence]] that the person from the Tumblr report had legitimately been bitten.

The “evidence” the animal rights activist from Tumblr submitted was a photo of an animal bite either doctored or taken straight from Google.
|Tumblr|on Vader's demise.|center=auto}}

==Gallery==
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==See also==
*[[Fox]]
*[[Kenny Glenn The Animal Abuser]]
*[[PETA]]
*[[Social justice]]
*[[Social media]]
*[[Tatiana the Tiger]]
*[[Tumblr]]
*[[Walter Palmer]]

==External links==
*[http://mypetfox.com Official website]
*[http://mypetfox.com/post/77492103638/regarding-vader Regarding Vader's situation.]
*[http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/24/vader-fox-_n_4847127.html Vader The Fox: Devastated Family Launch Appeal After Beloved Pet Is Euthanised Following 'False Bite Claim']
*[https://www.change.org/p/board-of-animal-health-justice-for-vader Justice for Vader]

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Generation Z

2025-03-01T02:48:17Z

Kento nakajima: /* Notable fags */

{{天|Although not inaccurate, this page was written by a bunch of [[Baby Boomers]]. 
You can help by waiting for when they all fucking die. |Old-man-at-computer.jpg|200px|Red|50%}}

{{aspie}}
:''Not to be confused with [[Gen Zed]]''

[[File:Damien tumblr 2.jpg|thumb|[[Jessi Slaughter]] serves as a prime example of Gen Z.]]
[[File:Zoomerfags.png|thumb| Zoomers think that having the hair cut of [[Gary Glitter|a literal pedo]] is somehow "cool".]]

'''Generation Z''', '''Temu Millennials''', '''Post Millennials''', '''Centennials''', or '''Zoomers''' is the cohort of people spawned from 1995 to 2009, although [[Some argue|many argue]] this cancerous generation began in the mid to late [[1990s]]. Using this starting range can often bring severe butthurt and lulz as many Z-fags try to deny their connection to what will probably grow up to be the worst generation on record.

Scratch that, these sensitive snowflakes can't top the [[Baby Boomers]], [[Millennials|their older cousins]], or even Japanese basement men.

Generation Z is infamous for being atismoo-filled smartphone zombies, addicted to [[Soros|infantile subversive social media sites]] like [[Instagram]], [[Snapchat]] and most recently [[Tik Tok]]. They are the most autistic generation in histor- ''no, THE most autistic generation in history -'' and the most freakishly lame and frightened one at that; if WW4 broke out tomorrow, atismoo Gen Z'ers, mad-max Millennials and demented arthritic Baby Boomers would be mostly destroyed.

They host to a shameful majority of the [[Tumblr|tumblrina]] cunts who get [[triggered]] over the slightest offensive word, like "Sodomy" (which means buttsecks or its kin, which sterile Gen Z'ers love), as well as [[Incel|supreme gentlemen]] such as [[Nikolas Cruz]], a chimped-out nobody sperg [[virgin with rage|who never scored]] throughout his shameful autistic lifetime, eventually figured the only way he could ever score was by throwing an [[School shooting|autistic temper tantrum]] where he flipped his apeshit and [[high score|killed 17 of his classmates]] with an [[Assault rifle|AR-15]], after [[Lol|catching an Uber to school that morning]]. Many have pinned Gen-Z as "'''Millennials <s>on Steroids'''</s>," poisoned by [[vaccines]], heavy metals and junk food diets given to them by the gub' and their pathetic, soft Baby Boomer parents, and they aren't far off.

{{Quote|Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.|[[Socrates]]}}

It should be noted that [[OL|on the Internet]], people in their 30s and early 40s often use "millennial" as an insult for "those kids these days who don't remember nor upload the opening logos of old VHS tapes," not realizing [[Irony|they are in fact millennials themselves]].

As usual, millennials proved themselves to be supremely retarded when they decided that, instead of [[OC|making up a single new word]] to shit on the next generation (such as replacing the word "intelligence" with "lit" to subverse every new dictionary being produced, which they actually did do)...

...they'd just [[Lazy|reuse the term "millennial"]] and try their damndest to [[Edit war|retroactively define it]] as "person born around or after the millennium." Then they give Gen Z'ers various bubblegum-pink confections, from pastries to cakes to trifles, alongside rosy golden doughnuts, cheesecake bars and baubles. Millennials might also offer aqua-blue pasta, popcorn and even sea-tinted cheese to their younger cousins as generation celebration gifts!

At least those three aforementioned colors, pink, gold, and blue, are still much better than gray fudge squares or charcoal-tinted ice cream. What do all these celebratory generation foods have in mind? Diabeetus.
During the prime of this generation (2022-2037) gen z will [[ræp|dominate]] other generations asses in popularity.

==Background & characteristics==
[[File:JoshU2uber.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[File:Girl actually drinking bleach.jpg|thumb|right]]
Members of Generation Z were born between the years 1997-2012 and represent a quarter of the population of the [[United States]]. Despite being majority white, more shitskin races make up a part of this generation than any generations before it, resulting in massive [[lulz|problems]] for immobilised, [[ANTIFA]]-ruled Dumbfuckistan in the long run. Gen Z'ers have become very weak useless eaters and many aren't able to save what few regions are left of America that aren't some type of real-life Mad Max region.

The majority of the generation were the spawn of [[Generation X]] and some [[Baby Boomers]], although several [[Millennials]] got laid and spawned some Z-tards so their offspring could attend soccer practice and some subversive infantile weekly activities. It is this aspect that demonstrates exactly why Gen Z is one of the most decadent - and subversive - generations of all time. This generation is plagued by extreme debt, severe medical/neurological deficits, environmental degradation, lethargy, exhaustion, bad parents, snowflake sensitivity, stagnant scientific innovation, and bleak job opportunities (as robots, Mexicans, and [[curry niggers]] take away our jobs EN MASSE as more than 96% of the U.S. population is very much like a character from Freaky Eaters, like Victor Munoz or the ice cream bar addict.)

If you think us millennials had it hard, most of these snowflake crybabies weren't even around for an imperialistic, pre-9/11 world before the one-world dictatorship began. This aspect of being born after the initiation of the great decline of the West has, especially amongst [[White devils|white people]], ensured a culture of fear, emotional subversion and pussification inculcated the youth.

Being the most conservative generation, more Z-tards go to church than any generation since the WW2-era gen, as to give them some of Jehovah's wisdom before WW4 is fully implemented in YankWorld. Not that this means jack shit with regard to liberalism, since the only growth (at least in the US) occurred in "unaffiliated" or "Non-Christian" faiths. Yikes. [http://www.pewforum.org/2015/05/12/americas-changing-religious-landscape/ Read it for yourself, faggot.]

Gen Z has much lower teen pregnancy rates, stemming from the fact that they practice [[Awesome|degenerate]] sexual activities like [[fellatio]], buttsecks, and [[anal sex]], even at young ages. The politically-correct media also kindly encourages mass debating, gender-grinding and buttsecks in children through mobile apps, drag queen/ drag king story hours, and the Californian hit, "Queer Kids" TV show. Gen Z-Tards are also getting really sterile from all that fluoridated water/toothpaste, SAD-diets, sugar, Pink Guy Disease, chem trails, lycra suits, and of course, [[Metal_(music)|heavy metals]].

They are less likely to take drugs, because they're somehow 'wise enough' to resist snorting some Mexican heroin syringes offered to them by illegal aliens, yet dumb enough to eat laundry detergent and take a dump on the street because "it's fun to poop on streets!" without considering the moral/penal consequences of using the sidewalks as a loo (even while they can still use water toilets, before those get outlawed too by environmentalists for "wasting water", thus making them drink sewage water.)

They are even less likely to graduate due to schools becoming even more prison-like, militaristic, Mao-style and no longer tolerating [[Pepe]] memes, real research, scientific documents, or anything else that triggers fucking anyone. They are statistically the most educated generation as 30~50% of them end up going to college; however, they usually take useless classes like Women's Studies, Social Jackassery, Marxism, Maoism, Multiculturalism, or going to [[Art School]] to get a phony job on DeviantArt, Etsy, or other digital jackassery site to sell vintage Fire Emblem potholders.

Thus, their economic viability is VERY diminished compared to previous generations. Modern colleges enforce a strict brainwashing doctrine of [[Social Justice]], resulting in ''MILLIONS'' of [[Trigglypuff]]/Pink Guy clones.

[[Not|They are THE generation most resistant to Marxism, Leftism, Alt-Leftism/Weeabooery, Islam, and Joblessness the most]]. A staggering percentage listen to [[One_Direction|shit music]], sloppily dye their hair bizarre and extreme colors, give themselves EXTREMELY wacky hair-doo's like Laid-Back or Tons o' Braids, embrace freakish degenerate cultures like the [[Furry]]/[[Brony]] fandom, [[List_of_*chan_boards|Chans]], [[Tumblr|Dumblr culture]], [[MGTOW]], and more.

Many of the girls appropriate primitive degeneracy such as [[twerking]]. They have ruined the [[internet]] with all these cancerous memes of the sadistic [[2010s]] decade. Some of the biggest celebrities embraced by the generation include such trash as: [[Kesha|Ke$hit]], [[Justin Bieber]] who sings like he's missing a nut (and is actually supposed to be "Justine"), [[Nicki Minaj]], House Kardashian, and other retarded, ignominious filth.

Despite the rampant snowflake-ish neoteny on display, there is a shocking rise in early sexuality, despite how sterile and Atismoo-filled Gen Z is. It's not uncommon for children as young as 8~10 and even toddlers aged 3-4 to perform sexual activities, which is celebrated and glorified by the corporate liberal media who claim that young, sexually immature children are clam shells of energy in different forms, whose energy can be transferred to a host clam shell thru ButtSecks (which eventually gives 'em [[AIDS]] and [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]]).

The process of Corporate Pedophilia, where corporations market sex to younger and younger youth, has faced little opposition from the Pink Guy'd degenerate masses of society. Clothing keeps getting uglier and uglier, with Silicon-Valley's shitty Bauhaus-style clothing, Flat Design T-Shirts, two-toned pants made by mentally-deficient Gen Y minimum wage slave workers in Uranus. (At least those millennials have jobs!)

Many teenage girls (and even tweens) nowadays wear micro-shorts or skirts; it's like they barely even put on anything at all. Most of the girls buy into trash such as Diabeetus-loaded [[Starbucks]], Hindu [[yoga]], Yoga Pants and more. They are the result of hyper-sexualization, occultism, and dissolution of youth.

It's a common expression that [[Baby Boomers]] had an attention span of 5 minutes to spare; Millennials and Gen Z will grant only 5 seconds. Gen Y and Gen Z have baseline talent, since America's cheerfully plastic 1950's-style culture, good arts like Realism, and good books that weren't written/edited/changed by Millennials with jumbo Crayola crayons, now are almost completely obsolete. That is why [[Tik Tok]], [[Snapchat]], [[Instagram]] and other idiotic chink-made apps are so popular with the highly autistic youth of today.

==The Biggest fags in history==
According to [[Autistic Dumbfuck|Experts]], Generation Z are the biggest [[Faggot|faggots]] in history, with nearly 20% of them being a part of the [[LGBT|LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ+ community]]. Many other [[Down_Syndrome|experts]] have tried to find a reason for this, but in reality the answer is mainly because they were destined to be faggots to begin with. Be honest, do you really fucking expect the same generation that [[fatfuck|spends all day on their phones]] on sites like [[Twatter|Twatter]] and [[Tik Tok|Chink Spyware]] to not be filled with such retarded bullshit to begin with?

Unsurprisingly, this has led to a decent chunk of Generation Z to [[An Hero|an hero themselves]] or become deranged [[schizo|schizos]], which has resulted in such bullshit becoming common place across [[Reddit|certain]] [[Twatter|websites]] due to the amount of times it fucking happens. Trust me, if you go on sites like [[Twatter|Twatter]] you will find a FUCKTON of Zoomers claiming that they will either [[an hero|attempt to claim the golden ipod]] or claim that some random [[fucktard|cartoon character]] is Homophobic.

==Generation Z's obsession with [[Nigger|Hood and Rap culture]]==
Another noticeable trend for Generation Z is that they've grown absolutely fucking obsessed with [[Nigger|Hood and Rap]] culture, to the point most [[Normie|Mainstream Music]] in general is filled to brim with some [[Retard|Kang]] singing about how he gets [[prostitutes|bitches]] and how you'll [[forever_alone|never get any yourself]]. The cause of this is probably due to [[Rodney_King|the]] [[Trayvon_Martin|Media's]] [[Freddie_Gray|obsession]] [[George_Floyd|with them]] throughout the 90s-2010s, which was likely a response to [[Occupy_Wall_Street|certain retards]]

Either way, the spread of [[Nigger|Hood and Rap culture]] has absolutely gripped Generation Z, to the point where the average Zoomer will likely be telling you how [[Nigger|some Soundcloud rapper]] is the best because he sung more about how you'll [[forever_alone|never get any "hoes" yourself]]. It has developed to the point that it has become a personality trait for a decent chunk of [[Retards|Zoomers]], with some of them [[mentally retarded|acting exactly like them]] and aspiring to be a fellow [[Nigger|rapper]], even if they [[Wigger|aren't even black]]

==Generation Z's vocabulary==
In recent years, they has developed their [[autistic|own words]] to describe things, most of these words are likely related to [[Niggers|a certain group]] and their [[not|Music]]. Due to their words essentially being from [[rap|shitty music]] or unfunny memes, they're rather [[dogshit|awkward]] when talking to a [[Normie|normal person]] that [[dumbass|doesn't know about Internet culture]].

Examples of [[Retarded|Zoomer vocabulary]] are
* bruh
* bibin
* no cap
* oof
* ngl
* ong
* tbh
* yikes
* ya'll
* bro
* lit
* and [[faggotry|50 others]] no one cares about

==Future==

Owing to the increasingly chaotic world, the destruction of moral fiber and family values, the skyrocketing costs of real estate and education, the infantilization of the youth, sexual deviancy and feminism, the future for Gen-Y & Gen-Z looks [[shit|bleak]] to say the very least. It is rather likely that divorce will reach its highest levels yet throughout the duration of Gen Z's adulthood. They will be able to afford fewer resources than previous generations and families will be much tougher to create and maintain. The possibility of [[World War 3]] is the highest it's been since the height of the [[Cold War]]. '''In short: Everyone under 40 is fucked; especially the newfags.'''

==Generation Zyklon/Homelander==

Not all of the generation is made up of Marxist hipster freaks like Millennials. There exists an ever growing number of teenagers, mostly male, going [[MGTOW]] or Neo-Nazi/Fascist. This generation had to grow up in the fucked up commie hippie experiments and ideas of the boomers, and due to the cultural norm being leftism and Political Correctness, not only is it cool to be literally Hitler, but at least a quarter of the generation is fully sympathetic to the idea of fascism and right-wing authoritarian extremism due to the communist ideological nonsense they were raised in. In short, they prefer an idealized past (that never really existed) framed by fascist losers to any future. However, this group of people have been slowly influenced [[Nick_Fuentes|by]] [[Ethan_Ralph|certain]] [[Richard_Spencer|people]]

==Musical taste==
The following video gallery demonstrates some of the most popular music of this generation. Yes, they actually fucking listen to this shit. Do you get it at all? Neither do we.

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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>WSeNSzJ2-Jw</youtube> <center>'''Yes, this shitty song got 200+ million hits.'''</center>
|<youtube>9bZkp7q19f0</youtube> <center>'''And this one got over 3 billion.'''</center>
|<youtube>kJQP7kiw5Fk</youtube> <center>'''By some miracle, almost the entire world has listened to this.'''</center>
|<youtube>yj-xBpQ0CI0</youtube> <center>'''This shit has it's own subculture.'''</center>
|<youtube>9uWnMhbTkEA</youtube> <center>'''Gen Z's music literally sounds like shit.'''</center>
|<youtube>rORlRA5YTL0</youtube> <center>'''They'll probably listen to this shit, unironically.'''</center>

}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Videos==

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYAP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>MGXSPf9b-xI</youtube> '''Nowadays, [[The Onion]] is an authentic news source.'''
|<youtube>qypKjzUOhBM</youtube> '''Are you a newfag?'''
|<youtube>4f16o9Q0XGE</youtube> '''Introduction to Gen-Z'''
|<youtube>om4AE5El9oE</youtube> '''Kids in 20 yrs'''
|<youtube>2m-e4PgiVfM</youtube> '''Welcome to Dumblr'''
|<youtube>XMyBUIEY-yo</youtube> '''Too Sexy, Too Soon'''
|<youtube>iCI_QZ5h6_A</youtube> '''Too Sexy Too Soon?'''
|<dailymotion>x3ei016</dailymotion> '''Porn Before Puberty '''
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Gallery of gayness==

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File:Dakota Rose46.jpg|What the most conservative teenage girl looks like.... a fruitcake!
File:Leelah alcorn selfie.jpg|Most modern boys make this fruitcake look like a macho man.
File:Homosexuality parade pack.jpg|A 10 year high school reunion ceremony, 2021, Cho Aniki style.
File:Hipster by pashion.jpg|This is considered "cool" now.
File:Genzfaggot.jpg|A typical 8 year old boy nowadays. Look at this effeminate fruitcake cuck!
File:Genericamericanboy.jpg|And another one
File:Genzmudsharks.jpg|Zfags are fully tolerant of race mixing, a popular degenerate practice. Take these chocolate bars as an example.
File:HipsterParty.jpg|A z-tard all grown up. Before he/she/it knows it, it'll be shipped off to Fukushima for mandatory treatment in a rehab center for the rest of its life, alongside an array of mandatory local Fukushima part-time and overtime jobs to manufacture things like stationery and charcoal soaps.
File:American Male 2017.jpg|An American nu-male, circa 2017. Before this weak walnut knows it, DOE's police force will round him up into a concentration camp due to student loan debt.
File:WW2genz.jpg|18 year olds: Then vs Now. Modern kids wage war against their own feelings like a retarded infantile Care Bear!
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File:Gen Z Freak.png
File:Marxistclassroom.jpg|Typical classroom in [[The Current Year]]. Looks more like a cage of monkeys that belongs in a zoo!
File:Lacigreendonutclear.png|[[Laci Green]]: Gen Z personified
File:Genzfag.png|A Gen-z autist recaps on his story of sperging out
File:Daddy's money jailbait lesbian.jpg|Presenting their mouths for [[Fellatio]]'s chocolatey hazelnut candy.
File:Sjwwhore.jpg|A typical Gen-Z girl. She's afflicted with cripplin, SEVERE Pink Guy Disease!
File:Feminaziwhore.jpg|And behavior. Feminazis act like primates from Planet of the Apes.
File:Anti Capitalist Whore.jpg|Most z-fags are anti-capitalist, even though capitalism gave them their hair dye and subversive Chinese-made devices.
File:YOLO Tattooed Butts.jpg|Permanently ruining their bodies with a [[YOLO|dumb fad]] that gives them infertility and encephalitis with diarrhea forever. Then CDC mandates the to take atismoo drugs.
File:Joe god.jpg|A teenage boy, expressing the new swick style. Paid by his monthly tugboat by his parental slaves.
File:A faggot.jpg|Most z-tards, upon reaching adulthood. [[Obama|Totally infantilized by their leftist edukayshon, vaccines, and identity politics that's turned them into precious little snowflakes.]]
File:So Bored by MaskedSugarGirl.jpg|Triggered by an [[Alt-right]] post. Hopefully she gets a crummy overtime job in Fukushima, helping the Japanese emperor build a second Unit 731 to take out [[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez|Ms. Cortex]] and her low-I.Q. troops.
File:Wiggertumblrwhore.jpg|These autistic maruta terrorists are going to rule the world in 30 years, and align with the One World Dick-Taters. [[Unit 731|Too bad Unit 731 was turned into a history museum...]]
File:Tumblrkillingtheinternet.png|Tumblr is their headquarters.
File:Xrayblow.jpg|The only skill this generation knows. They can't replace light bulbs, boil eggs, or tie shoelaces, mommy/daddy has to do that!
File:Suck221.gif|Alexis, born from a prostitute's womb in late 2002, applying her skills to get accepted at the new firm. Little does she know that her job's taken up by robots!
File:Leelah Alcorn Art 3.jpg|"I'm not THAT kind of boy, Samantha.. I identify as a pineapple from the Bikini Bottom!"
File:Leelah Alcorn Art 1.png|Born this weird perverted way... where's my adult crib and cosplay baby bottle?~
File:Pulsefaggot.png|A typical party at Cody's tiny rented mobile house in some illegal-ridden neighbourhood.
File:Jacob The Alien FREAK.png|pause
File:Deerfreak.jpg|Deer morph meme bullshit
File:Faggot 13yo.jpg
File:Jessi tumblr 1.jpg|Only $2 for some head!
File:Genzcunt.jpg|Yes, even in [[The Current Year]], scenefaggotry is still strong.
File:Gen Z Autist.jpg|A typical day in a ztard's life. Take yo' mandatory atismoo medicine!
File:SNAG Program-0107.jpg|Training for [[Fellatio|bigger things.]]
File:SlaughterShades.jpg|Even more narcissistic and self-absorbed than Millennials.
File:I262414107 22220 2.jpg|37, my girlfriend sucked 37 strawberry pocky dicks made from Japanese karoshi slaves!
File:Monica Punk All Sad.jpg|TRIGGERED IN MOMMY'S BASEMENT AGAIN!
File:Snapchat Tranny.png|A stunningly high proportion of this generation identifies as transgender, bigender, fruitcake-gender, you name it, it exists!
File:Snapchat Cocksucker Bitch.jpg|Gen Z girls make for very loyal partners. Too bad that Gen Z'ers can barely reproduce, though, so they instead lick phallic lollipops.
File:Snapchat Cocksucker 19.jpg|Only for the top <s>20</s>5% of men, however.
File:Growingup.png
File:Generic Degenerate Teen.jpg|a [[virgin]] with rage and forever alone!
File:Futureishipster.jpg|Already outdated and lame.
File:Gonna dance all night and get fucked up.gif|Great parenting!
File:JailbaitFurfag.jpg|[[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] [[jailbait]] [[furry]] [[Gay|faggot]]
File:SansAskingForit.jpg|They get off to it.
File:TJ Lane killer shirt.jpg|Not all z-fags are pussies. Take [[TJ Lane]], for example.
File:MLP - Humor - 17.jpg|Most zfags jack off to this shit.
File:Tumblr time.jpg|Many teenage girls are dumblr users who cannot tolerate the words "sodomy" or "communism".
File:Tumblr ljvvxuqwQm1qae0wzo1 500.jpg
File:Little girl hearts cock.jpg|A typical 3rd grader in 2016. She'll probably perish from her next round of mandatory innoculations, though, so god and jesus help her sorry bum-bum.
File:Snapcat-carcrash.jpg|Snapchatting her shameless car crash. I AM CAR CRASH, HEAR ME ROAR! [[Antifa|And don't worry bout' the police, they're dead!]]
File:Instagram - Dildo In View.jpg|Average day for a teenage girl, where she spends time with the almighty Dirudo-San. Notice the worthless sex toys she purchased with mommy and daddy's money.
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==Notable fags==
*[[Ahmed Mohamed]]
*[[Alex Hribal]]
*[[Amanda Todd]]
*[[Angry Homo Kid]]
*[[Harambe]] (Born in 1999)
*[[Foodistzen]]
*Fucktard12345
*[[Jessi Slaughter]]
*[[Joshu2uber]]
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - This Zfag is close to become the Zoomer version of [[Chris Chan]] and [[ADF]].
*[[Kyler Prescott]]
*[[Leafyishere]]
*[[Leelah Alcorn]]
*[[Lila Perry]]
*[[Milo Stewart]]
* [[Nikolas Cruz]]
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
* [[Sienna Johnson and Brooke Higgins]] - Columbiners who attempted to play counter strike at Mountain Vista High School but were thwarted almost instantly.
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]
*ALL [[13-year-old boys]] of today.
*ALL [[12-year-old girls]], along with their [[16-year-old girls|older counterpart]].
*80% of [[Tumblr]] users, especially [[Columbiners]].
*Anyone currently in [[School|High School]], and if you're going by the ~1995 starting date, most currently in [[college]].
*Some people on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

==Facts==
*ZFags: Think that Greedo shot first.
*ZFags: Likes Episode 1~3, and hates 4~6.
*ZFags: Can't Triforce
*ZFags: Gave us those shitty MS-Paint reaction face comic meme abominations.
*ZFags: Have an average attention span of only 5.138 seconds; hence why [[Vine]] is so popular.
*ZFags: The girls commit their first sexual act at age <s>12</s> 8, and suck [[37]] dicks by the time High School rolls around. They only suck off Chad though, as usual.
*ZFags: Transition from boy to girl at the age of 8. Or wear makeup.
*ZFags: Are feminist, non-binary gender, genderfluid, dragon-seal-walrus otherkin.
*ZFags: Will have heart attacks from any MRA / Alt-right / Neonazi.
*ZFags: Need their own Safe Space / hugbox due to inability to accept differing opinions or critique.
*Zfags: Are pretty much Millennials on [[steroids]].

==See also==
*[[Baby Boomers]] - Their parents/grandparents. Fucking die already!
*[[Conservatism]] - Their political agenda
*[[Condom Snorting]]
*[[Generation X]] - Their snarky older relatives who see them as a disappointment, [[irony|despite being just as nihilistic and addicted to drugs as their younger counterparts.]]
*''[[Gen Zed]]'' - A cancerous (((show))) that attempts to portray a Gen Z group living together.
*[[Homosexuality]] - A mental disease that afflicts one out of three kids from Generation Z.
*[[Feminism|Male feminists, feminists, etc.]]
*[[Fantard]] Their obsessive fandomites, better known as "Stans"
*[[Suburbs]] - most zoomers hate rural areas.
*[[Internet]] - a necessity or zoomers become mentally unstable.
*[[Mental illness]] - Most Z fags have one.
*[[Millennials]] - Their parents, who typically babied and spoiled them. [[Millennials|Sound familiar?]]
*[[Personal pronouns]] - Generation Z is notorious for being unable to determine their own gender.
*[[Scene]] kids. Nowadays, they're [[Emo]] [[furries]] or some other bizarre combination. Some even think they're part of the ocean or some shit and listen to extremely incomprehendable music and call themselves Seapunk. Other faggots collect sneakers for some reason and take the worst parts of the [[1980s]] and combine it with the faggotry of Emo-dom, creating a [[DOUBLE NIGGER]] scenario. These faggots are called sneakerheads.
*[[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] - A significant amount of Z fags are afflicted by this disease.
*[[Special Snowflake Syndrome]] - Almost every faggot in this generation has this.
*[[Tide Pods]] - Generation Z's favorite snack food.
*[[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]
[[YouTube]], [[Grindr]], [[Tinder]], [[Vine]], [[Snapchat]], [[Instagram]], etc.. A bunch of shitty, dumbed down social networking apps, mostly used by Zfags.
*[[2010s]] - favorite decade.
*[[retard|Psuedo-Nostalgia]] - whats even the point of being [[Nostalgic]] for a damn [[1980s|time]] you didnt even exist in.

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Generation Z|Wikipedia]]
*[https://www.fastcompany.com/3062475/most-creative-people/your-guide-to-generation-z-the-frugal-brand-wary-determined-anti-millen Your guide to Generation Z]
*[http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/20/fashion/move-over-millennials-here-comes-generation-z.html Move over Millennials, here comes Generation Z]
*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/social-media-fuels-a-change-in-generations-with-the-rise-of-gen-z/ How Generation Z is changing the tech world]
*[http://knowledge.wharton.upenn.edu/article/millennials-on-steroids-is-your-brand-ready-for-generation-z/ Millennials On Steroids?]
*[http://thoughtcatalog.com/brook-johnston/2014/09/generation-z-can-fck-right-off/ Generation Z can fuck right off]
*[https://chocolatevent.com/2013/11/22/this-generation-sucks-but-you-cant-blame-us-we-didnt-raise-ourselves/ This Generation Sucks. But You Can’t Blame Us; We Didn’t Raise Ourselves]
*[http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166396111 is generation Z the worst generation ever?]
*[https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140422095745AAF4eeZ Why does generation z suck so bad?]
*[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2566291/Kids-five-having-sex-kindergarten-bathroom-teacher-faces-axe.html It's not uncommon to catch children as young as 5 having sex with each other. Great parenting!]

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Generation Alpha

2025-02-28T23:08:09Z

Kento nakajima: /* Notable members of Gen Alpha */

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[[File:IPad Kid.jpg|thumb|What a funny way to parent your child!]]
[[File:Boy kid pretending as an E girl on Tiktok live and dancing yahitchi arigato.mp4|thumb|A typical generation alpha child.]]

'''Generation Alpha''' (or the '''iPad kids''') are the next generation of brain-dead newfags birthed between the years 2013—2025. Following the eventual death of the [[Gen Z]] age, Alpha was spawned. Caused by years of irresponsible parenting, Gen Alpha are known to have an extremely retarded sense of fine-motor skills and are unable to understand their environment, rarely agreeing with the outside world unless it was proven true by [[TikTok|social media]] apps. The prime years of gen alpha will start in 2038-2049. Making them more noticed than gen z in the future. Zalphas (born in 2006-2015) will have both the prime years of gen z and gen alpha because both ends of the border of gen z and alpha will be intresting, both probably making skibidi toilet shit during wars instead of tanks and being ceos of retarded brainrot related corporations.

Unfortunately, many of these individuals have reached the age of inhabiting 5th and 6th grades (oldest of the bunch are now {{age|2013|0|0}}-years old...) But, in the time they are not at education, it is essential for them to cozy on in and play [[Roblox]] first-person shooters, [[YouTube#Gay Content|YouTube Kids]] Cocomelon and [[Skibidi Toilet]] on their rat infested iPad screens, all the while their own parents occupy themselves with devices.

And as for the Gen Betas – they just started being born. God only knows what their humor will be.

==Faggotry==
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest [[2013|Gen Alphas]] start becoming [[13-year-old boys|teenagers]] around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin.

==Education==
As [[hell|schools]] become more retarded, the generation becomes more retarded as well. With the increasing trend of addiction to technology and especially iPads, some kids don't know how to read or write by the time they're a teenager.

==Notable members of Gen Alpha==
*People in elementary school
*People born from 2013-2024.
*Half of the Skibidifags
*The Rizzler
*[[Pop Music|Sigma Boy]] Russians (1 is late gen z, and 1 was born in 2013)
And others that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit about]].

==Zalphas==
Zalphas are the faggots born between 2006-2015. Both sharing similarities with each other.

==See also==
*[[Uvalde School Shooting]] - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids.
*[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of {{CURRENTYEAR}}.
*[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents., basically the same as gen z.
*[[Millennials]] - their parents.
*[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents.
*[[Baby Boomers]] - their grandparents.

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Generation Alpha

2025-02-28T23:07:26Z

Kento nakajima: /* Notable members of Gen Alpha */

{{crapstub}}
[[File:IPad Kid.jpg|thumb|What a funny way to parent your child!]]
[[File:Boy kid pretending as an E girl on Tiktok live and dancing yahitchi arigato.mp4|thumb|A typical generation alpha child.]]

'''Generation Alpha''' (or the '''iPad kids''') are the next generation of brain-dead newfags birthed between the years 2013—2025. Following the eventual death of the [[Gen Z]] age, Alpha was spawned. Caused by years of irresponsible parenting, Gen Alpha are known to have an extremely retarded sense of fine-motor skills and are unable to understand their environment, rarely agreeing with the outside world unless it was proven true by [[TikTok|social media]] apps. The prime years of gen alpha will start in 2038-2049. Making them more noticed than gen z in the future. Zalphas (born in 2006-2015) will have both the prime years of gen z and gen alpha because both ends of the border of gen z and alpha will be intresting, both probably making skibidi toilet shit during wars instead of tanks and being ceos of retarded brainrot related corporations.

Unfortunately, many of these individuals have reached the age of inhabiting 5th and 6th grades (oldest of the bunch are now {{age|2013|0|0}}-years old...) But, in the time they are not at education, it is essential for them to cozy on in and play [[Roblox]] first-person shooters, [[YouTube#Gay Content|YouTube Kids]] Cocomelon and [[Skibidi Toilet]] on their rat infested iPad screens, all the while their own parents occupy themselves with devices.

And as for the Gen Betas – they just started being born. God only knows what their humor will be.

==Faggotry==
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest [[2013|Gen Alphas]] start becoming [[13-year-old boys|teenagers]] around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin.

==Education==
As [[hell|schools]] become more retarded, the generation becomes more retarded as well. With the increasing trend of addiction to technology and especially iPads, some kids don't know how to read or write by the time they're a teenager.

==Notable members of Gen Alpha==
*People in elementary school
*People born from 2013-2024.
*Half of the Skibidifags
*The Rizzler
*Sigma Boy Russians (1 is late gen z, and 1 was born in 2013)
And others that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit about]].

==Zalphas==
Zalphas are the faggots born between 2006-2015. Both sharing similarities with each other.

==See also==
*[[Uvalde School Shooting]] - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids.
*[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of {{CURRENTYEAR}}.
*[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents., basically the same as gen z.
*[[Millennials]] - their parents.
*[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents.
*[[Baby Boomers]] - their grandparents.

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Generation Alpha

2025-02-28T23:06:47Z

Kento nakajima: /* Notable members of Gen Alpha */

{{crapstub}}
[[File:IPad Kid.jpg|thumb|What a funny way to parent your child!]]
[[File:Boy kid pretending as an E girl on Tiktok live and dancing yahitchi arigato.mp4|thumb|A typical generation alpha child.]]

'''Generation Alpha''' (or the '''iPad kids''') are the next generation of brain-dead newfags birthed between the years 2013—2025. Following the eventual death of the [[Gen Z]] age, Alpha was spawned. Caused by years of irresponsible parenting, Gen Alpha are known to have an extremely retarded sense of fine-motor skills and are unable to understand their environment, rarely agreeing with the outside world unless it was proven true by [[TikTok|social media]] apps. The prime years of gen alpha will start in 2038-2049. Making them more noticed than gen z in the future. Zalphas (born in 2006-2015) will have both the prime years of gen z and gen alpha because both ends of the border of gen z and alpha will be intresting, both probably making skibidi toilet shit during wars instead of tanks and being ceos of retarded brainrot related corporations.

Unfortunately, many of these individuals have reached the age of inhabiting 5th and 6th grades (oldest of the bunch are now {{age|2013|0|0}}-years old...) But, in the time they are not at education, it is essential for them to cozy on in and play [[Roblox]] first-person shooters, [[YouTube#Gay Content|YouTube Kids]] Cocomelon and [[Skibidi Toilet]] on their rat infested iPad screens, all the while their own parents occupy themselves with devices.

And as for the Gen Betas – they just started being born. God only knows what their humor will be.

==Faggotry==
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest [[2013|Gen Alphas]] start becoming [[13-year-old boys|teenagers]] around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin.

==Education==
As [[hell|schools]] become more retarded, the generation becomes more retarded as well. With the increasing trend of addiction to technology and especially iPads, some kids don't know how to read or write by the time they're a teenager.

==Notable members of Gen Alpha==
*People in elementary school
*People born from 2013-2024.
*Half of the Skibidifags
*The Rizzler
*Sigma Boy Russians
And others that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit about]].

==Zalphas==
Zalphas are the faggots born between 2006-2015. Both sharing similarities with each other.

==See also==
*[[Uvalde School Shooting]] - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids.
*[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of {{CURRENTYEAR}}.
*[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents., basically the same as gen z.
*[[Millennials]] - their parents.
*[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents.
*[[Baby Boomers]] - their grandparents.

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Generation Alpha

2025-02-28T23:06:08Z

Kento nakajima: /* Notable members of Gen Alpha */

{{crapstub}}
[[File:IPad Kid.jpg|thumb|What a funny way to parent your child!]]
[[File:Boy kid pretending as an E girl on Tiktok live and dancing yahitchi arigato.mp4|thumb|A typical generation alpha child.]]

'''Generation Alpha''' (or the '''iPad kids''') are the next generation of brain-dead newfags birthed between the years 2013—2025. Following the eventual death of the [[Gen Z]] age, Alpha was spawned. Caused by years of irresponsible parenting, Gen Alpha are known to have an extremely retarded sense of fine-motor skills and are unable to understand their environment, rarely agreeing with the outside world unless it was proven true by [[TikTok|social media]] apps. The prime years of gen alpha will start in 2038-2049. Making them more noticed than gen z in the future. Zalphas (born in 2006-2015) will have both the prime years of gen z and gen alpha because both ends of the border of gen z and alpha will be intresting, both probably making skibidi toilet shit during wars instead of tanks and being ceos of retarded brainrot related corporations.

Unfortunately, many of these individuals have reached the age of inhabiting 5th and 6th grades (oldest of the bunch are now {{age|2013|0|0}}-years old...) But, in the time they are not at education, it is essential for them to cozy on in and play [[Roblox]] first-person shooters, [[YouTube#Gay Content|YouTube Kids]] Cocomelon and [[Skibidi Toilet]] on their rat infested iPad screens, all the while their own parents occupy themselves with devices.

And as for the Gen Betas – they just started being born. God only knows what their humor will be.

==Faggotry==
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest [[2013|Gen Alphas]] start becoming [[13-year-old boys|teenagers]] around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin.

==Education==
As [[hell|schools]] become more retarded, the generation becomes more retarded as well. With the increasing trend of addiction to technology and especially iPads, some kids don't know how to read or write by the time they're a teenager.

==Notable members of Gen Alpha==
*People in elementary school
*People born from 2013-2024.
*Half of the Skibidifags
*The Rizzler
And others that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit about]].

==Zalphas==
Zalphas are the faggots born between 2006-2015. Both sharing similarities with each other.

==See also==
*[[Uvalde School Shooting]] - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids.
*[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of {{CURRENTYEAR}}.
*[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents., basically the same as gen z.
*[[Millennials]] - their parents.
*[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents.
*[[Baby Boomers]] - their grandparents.

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Generation Alpha

2025-02-28T23:05:10Z

Kento nakajima: /* Notable members of Gen Alpha */

{{crapstub}}
[[File:IPad Kid.jpg|thumb|What a funny way to parent your child!]]
[[File:Boy kid pretending as an E girl on Tiktok live and dancing yahitchi arigato.mp4|thumb|A typical generation alpha child.]]

'''Generation Alpha''' (or the '''iPad kids''') are the next generation of brain-dead newfags birthed between the years 2013—2025. Following the eventual death of the [[Gen Z]] age, Alpha was spawned. Caused by years of irresponsible parenting, Gen Alpha are known to have an extremely retarded sense of fine-motor skills and are unable to understand their environment, rarely agreeing with the outside world unless it was proven true by [[TikTok|social media]] apps. The prime years of gen alpha will start in 2038-2049. Making them more noticed than gen z in the future. Zalphas (born in 2006-2015) will have both the prime years of gen z and gen alpha because both ends of the border of gen z and alpha will be intresting, both probably making skibidi toilet shit during wars instead of tanks and being ceos of retarded brainrot related corporations.

Unfortunately, many of these individuals have reached the age of inhabiting 5th and 6th grades (oldest of the bunch are now {{age|2013|0|0}}-years old...) But, in the time they are not at education, it is essential for them to cozy on in and play [[Roblox]] first-person shooters, [[YouTube#Gay Content|YouTube Kids]] Cocomelon and [[Skibidi Toilet]] on their rat infested iPad screens, all the while their own parents occupy themselves with devices.

And as for the Gen Betas – they just started being born. God only knows what their humor will be.

==Faggotry==
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest [[2013|Gen Alphas]] start becoming [[13-year-old boys|teenagers]] around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin.

==Education==
As [[hell|schools]] become more retarded, the generation becomes more retarded as well. With the increasing trend of addiction to technology and especially iPads, some kids don't know how to read or write by the time they're a teenager.

==Notable members of Gen Alpha==
*People in elementary school
*People born from 2013-2024.
*Half of the Skibidifags
*The Rizzler
And others that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit about]].

==See also==
*[[Uvalde School Shooting]] - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids.
*[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of {{CURRENTYEAR}}.
*[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents., basically the same as gen z.
*[[Millennials]] - their parents.
*[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents.
*[[Baby Boomers]] - their grandparents.

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Millennials

2025-02-28T23:02:22Z

Kento nakajima: /* Notable Millennials */

[[File:Millennials.jpg|thumb|right|A group of millennials]]
'''Millennials''' (also known as '''Generation Y'''), are the demographic cohort following [[Generation X]]. Millennials were born in the [[1980s]] and [[1990s]] (1980/81-1996). They are mostly known as the generation responsible for [[Columbine]], [[Virginia Tech]], [[Britney Spears]], [[Kesha]], [[Lady GaGa]], [[Jonas Brothers]], [[Justin Bieber]], and making most of the [[Old meme|old memes]] of the [[2000s]]. They are infamous for being [[liberalism|entitled]], [[attention whore|narcissistic]], [[capitalism|materialistic]], [[fag|sexually deviant]], [[Rick and Morty|cynical]], [[Buttsecks|hedonistic]], and being severely addicted to technology. Along with most being in their 30s and 40s, many still make minimum wage and are often rarely reproducing '''(save for the shitskin races like [[Niggers]] and [[Spics]] who were smart enough to skip school and just pump cum into white hoes while the white race gets negative net worth with their extended GED.)''', although we have [[Baby Boomer]] economics to blame for this. They came of age around the time [[Jews Did WTC|Jews]] [[9/11|Did WTC]], [[Eric and Dylan]] pulling off the most epic high school prank of all time, and the atrocious presidencies of [[Bill Clinton]], [[W]], and [[Barack Obama]].

==Origins==
[[File:SJWfreaks232.jpg|thumb|right|A randomly selected crop]]
The Millennials are the generation succeeding [[Generation X]]. Demographers and researchers typically use starting date ranging from 1981 to 1996. They typically graduated high school between 1999-2015. They grew up in the the presidencies of George H.W. Bush, [[Bill Clinton]], [[W]], and [[Obama]]; several notable events witnessed were the end of the [[Cold War]], the Gulf War, the [[Los Angeles]] chimpouts, [[Columbine]], Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked by Monica, the [[Internet]] coming out and becoming actually decent (mid 2000s), [[W|A literal monkey]] becoming the most powerful man in the world, [[Obama|another monkey]] taking that throne, the [[Virginia Tech Massacre]], a fuckload of epic memes from [[2006]]~[[2009]], the rise of social media and smartphones, and the creation of a hedonistic, materialistic marxist world filled with drones and smartphone zombies.

Truly, this is a lot to take in; Despite this cohort being only about 15 years, each year produced noticeably different people from their superiors; someone born in 1986 is radically different from the Gen X-Y cross-generational lot born in the early 80s. That being said, this generation truly started going to hell when the kids born in the 90s started to come of age.

==Characteristics By Decade==
For all intents and purposes, lets split this generation into two halves; those born in the 80s, and those born in the 90s;

===1980s===
[[File:2up47xg.jpg|thumb|right|A popular video game in Australia]]
[[File:Digimontrump.jpg|thumb|right|Digimon, a then-popular satanic cartoon.]]
[[File:InternetsFlyBusiness.jpg|thumb|right|Teh intarwebz: always [[Serious Business]] ]]
Millennials born in 1981–1985 graduated in 1999–2002, and still have memories of the Cold War and lived with the fact that they could all be brutally nuked to death at any given moment, depending on whether some jackass [[All your base|set up all us the fucking bomb]]. They will also remember that meme, as they were the fuckers who spammed it everywhere at the turn of the century. They were also paranoid like everyone else, over [[Y2K]] and the 2000 Elections. These people were the first kids on the block to make their own geocities pages, and the last group of teenagers who still had to use porn magazines since the [[internet]] loaded slow as fuck. And if mom or dad answered the phone, their internet cut off while they were in the middle of jacking off to a lame 320x240 image that took 20 seconds to load. They grew up without MMOs like [[World of Warcraft]] to suck away their souls; instead, they had shitty MUDs. [[Doom]] did come out though, so that was pretty ''fly''. Early Millennials will /[[facepalm]] and feel a ''surge'' of nostalgia when I say NEENER NEENER!!! Sike! They also remember a time when you could wear a [[trenchcoat]] to [[School|school]] and not get instantly arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay.

Millennials born in 1985–1990 graduated in 2003–2007, and came of age during the middle and late stages of the reign of terror conducted by the monkey, George W. Bush. They were of voting age by the time Obama took over the 2008 elections with calls of '''[[Unrealistic expectations|Hope]]''' and '''[[money|Change]]'''. These Millennials experienced technology finally becoming good; no longer did they have to live with shitty dial-up speeds, unless they lived in small towns or rural shitholes. They wasted their days on MMOs like [[World of Warcraft]], [[MapleStory]], [[Ragnarok]] and countless other MMOs. They grew up with sites like [[Newgrounds]], and witnessed the creation of Web 2.0, with sites such as [[MySpace]], [[Failbook]], [[YouTube]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], etc; they produced a magical, once-in-a-lifetime experience for the privileged minority who could afford broadband intarwebz. They were teens and tweens when W started the war of terror, which continues to this day. Many of their older brothers, mainly the older Millennials, and some Gen-Xers, were shipped off [[Over 9000]] miles overseas to fight two shitty quagmire wars nobody but retarded republicans wanted. Overall, the 80s Millennials were around to see the world before the chaos of [[9/11]] and the coming [[Marxist]]-[[Matrix]]-[[1984]]-esque world that formed at the beginning of the third millennium.

Those born in the 1980s grew up with lots of awesome cartoons that in retrospect, are cheesy as fuck nowadays. They saw phenomena like [[Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], [[Power Rangers]], [[Digimon]], Saban's [[Marvel]] cartoons, [[Batman]]: The Animated Series, and others explode into popularity; these franchises took over the entire world, causing moral panics upon their parents, who often called them Satanic; much like the retards in the 80s who called [[Dungeons & Dragons]] Devil worshipping activities. They spent most of their days playing the [[NES]], [[SNES]], [[PlayStation]], [[Sega Genesis]], [[Dreamcast]], and [[Nintendo 64]]. They often listened to [[2pac]], [[Eminem]], Backstreet Boys, N Sync, [[Marilyn Manson]], [[Britney Spears]], [[Korn]], [[Limp Bizkit]], [[System Of A Down]], [[Slipknot]], [[Linkin Park]], [[Evanescence]], [[Green Day]], [[Blink 182]], Eiffel 65, among others. The most played games were [[Zelda|The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, A Link To The Past, Majora's Mask]], [[Super Mario|Super Mario 64]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Street Fighter]], KOF, [[Goldeneye 007]], Doom, [[Duke Nukem]], [[Wolfenstein]], Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, [[Metal Gear Solid]], Prince of Persia, [[Metroid]], Twisted Metal, [[Mortal Kombat]], [[Tekken]], Crazy Taxi, Crash Bandicoot, [[Tomb Raider]], [[Hitman]], [[Deus Ex]], [[Spyro]], [[Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy 4~8]], [[Fallout]], [[Starcraft]], [[Warcraft]], [[Overwatch]], [[Halo]], [[Animal Crossing]], [[The Elder Scrolls]], [[Half Life]], [[Little Big Planet]], [[Assassin's Creed]], [[God of War]], [[Uncharted]], [[Team Fortress 2]], [[The Witcher]], etc.

===1990s===
[[File:Obama Joke.jpg|thumb|right|Their president of choice]]
[[File:Trigglypuff-classic.gif|thumb|right|A 90-96 Millennial in the 2010s, being offended.]]
[[File:Dragnotta.jpg|thumb|right|[[Luka Magnotta|Typical millennial male]].]]

Millennials born in 1991–1996 graduated in 2008–2014, and were the last true cohort of the generation, and were some of the first children of [[Generation X]]. Though underage b& when the epic events happening at the turn of the century began, they were the last collective of youth to experience the world before everything entirely went to shit. They are the first to be fully indoctrinated into homosexual leftist marxist brainwashing, being one of the most liberal and idiotic people in the history of the world.

They were the fuckers who helped make the first cancerous memes like [[Over 9000]], [[Mudkips]], [[THIS IS SPARTA]], and all the old memes of the late 2000s. They were some of the first [[Scene]] and [[Emo]] kids. They grew up with [[YouTube]] and social media, and fondly remember when these sites weren't completely dumbed down and shitty. They often got butthurt that their computers couldn't run [[Crysis]]. They tend to be children of [[Generation X|Gen-Xers]] who decided to stop being [[edgy]] and individualist and finally got around to being [[normalfag|normal]] for once. They over-compensated in their parenting ethics, leading to fluffy, weak, confused children.

Only a few children born in this period got to experience games, shows and internet (like FF7, Gargoyles, etc) similar to the content the original millennials experienced. They were most likely introduced to the content by their older siblings or family. Or perhaps they were non-Americans watching reruns on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, and had a Playstation when all their friends had a Playstation 2. However, that doesn't change the fact that they live in a time of hypersensitivity and the internet being flooded by [[Crap|MacBook]] owning SJW normie faggots, and their cancerous and unfunny facebook memes. Among them are the few claiming to have been born in ''[[Faggot|"the wrong generation"]]'' (possibly because they bare no illusions of how fucked their own is) and may or may not be massive [[Hipster|hipster]] cocksuckers who only care about these things to seem cool to people that similarly idolize a time they don't actually have a connection to, i.e "muh nostalgia" (see also: 90s Kids).

They are typically babied and extremely liberal. This is because many of them are the children of other Millennials who got knocked up at super young ages because [[Breeder|babies are just so CUUUTE! OMG I HAVE TO HAVE ONE!!!1!1!]] The remaining few who aren't products of other Millennials actually stemmed from [[1980|80's career women]] who suddenly flew into a panic at being childless at age 50 so they decided to pump a few out ASAP. Due to being old they decided to coddle their crotch spawn as much as possible leading to the [[triggered|easily rattled]] Millennial seen today. Most [[Tumblr|dumblrinas]] are from this age group.

==General Traits==
*No work experience
*Doesn't use 4 year degree
*Not self-sufficient
*Misses phone calls
*Underemployed
*Gets tattoos and virtue signals
*No DIY skills
*Makes his career the most important thing in his life
*Lazy and entitled
*Thinks the world owes them
*Unrealistic goals
*Didn't drive until after college

==Current Situation==
Currently, 99% of all Western Millennials that were born in/between 91-99 have proudly submitted to [[Jeff Bezos|Luciferianism]] and have swallowed the noxious spirits of [[Social Justice| Die-Cis-Scum]]; even the sad, butthurt oldfags from the early 80s have also followed suit.

Despite being in their 20s and 30s, many Millennials have yet to raise kids, if they'll even try to raise up a gen; mainly because they're so sterile from their [[Soy boy|fluoridated toothpaste and birth control pills]], they obviously [[Nu-male|refuse to get laid]] because raising kids takes tons of time away from their prized UN-Approved doodads, and because America has no real job market, and all the new jobs get taken up by the goddamn baby boomers with dementia, the [[Mexican]] beaners, and the [[Animu|Japanese]]/Korean immigrants.

It doesn't help that almost a whopping 101% of all Gen Y women are narcissistic, prideful, hypersexual whores who often cheat on their autistic soyboy partners, and usually only put out for alpha douchebags like Chad and become living sex robots, instead of the [[Nu-male|nu-male]] pussies they've become. Millennials are THE most perverted generation on record. ''THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS! (other than the upcoming Gen-Z tards who all got Soro's shots and SEVERE atismu from them...)''

Degenerate sexual acts like [[Fellatio]], [[Buttsecks|Anal Sex]], and even sick-fuck territory like [[Rimjobs]], [[BDSM]], and [[Yiff|Furry Porn]] are already (or yet to be) fully accepted, celebrated by their street-pooping [[beaner]] friends at [[Chipotle]]'s WiFi Corner, and are common practices. They often have sex on the first date, and have kids out of wedlock. Many often date single swamp-dyke mothers and raise ''other men's kids'' stolen from Idaho's child sanctuaries.

A majority of Millennial women have performed fellatio or taken it up the ass. Statistically speaking, 70% of high school girls have already shamelessly performed oral sex (Often by [[37]] mixed-race dudes; sometimes, even in a row), and in many areas (such as Commiefornia, Lousy-Anna, and [[Soros|Alex Soro's New Fork]]), up to 40% have tried anal. It is of NO surprise that they become the very horrible manic cucktard mothers you saw on late 2010's [[Netflix]].

It is ''not uncommon'' to find 4 year olds dressing like hookers, pedos, or pervs! The schools that Mill-Gen-Z fags attend have a common scenery of girls wearing yoga pants or even just micro-mini skirts / shorts, and see-through Sodomite clothing.

ALL Millennials are retarded [[cucks]] who can't work ([[Fact|since there's no real job market in America]]) and voted en-masse for [[Bernie Sanders]]. They are extremely entitled, [[ugly]], pessimistic, mentally ill, narcissistic, simple-minded, egotistical, [[pride|prideful]], manic, addicted to technology (smartphone zombies), [[SJW]], [[LGBT]] [[race-mixing]], [[Antifa]], [[NWO|One-World-Dictatorship-Supporting]], [[Fast Food|SAD-Diet-Devouring Cunts]] - ''the list goes on.''

Because they are cogs in the machine and have nothing better to do. Hence why most left wing memes tend to suck, because they are office workers drained from their 9-5 while the right winger either works in a trade making $50hr or lives in the basement with mommy both of which are more productive than attending a Marxist institution.

Before getting in debt they never ask themselves "Do you like work? Do you like school? Do you like indentured servitude?" instead they will be distracted by politics, vidya, and more and be unable to focus on the things that matter. Thus rendering a vast majority of them into cogs in the machine because they are mediocre people and they have no value.

Would an employer want to hire a college kid who used FAFSA using permission of their dumb parents? Hell no. They would want a debt ridden person who has been demoralized and wants to kill himself over 30k that can never be paid off over a person who is not even attending high school. They do not have a car, they do not have a home. They were made to be slaves to corporate America. They were told that any degree is a good degree because in the eyes of the boomer, they want everyone to be company man which is not for everyone and also most company related jobs don't pay as much as they used to. Wages are stagnant because companies want to cut costs. Companies are niggers who have nigger behavior. All liberal arts degrees are thinly vailed clones of business administration and only lead to jobs in corporate America where you work as an office worker giving coffee to your boss working a low wage. The boomers who get paid well either are pencil pushers or getting paid to put people out of work and have no soul and think that any job is a good job.

They are the first to (as a majority) join the marxist-fascist-communist [[conspiracy]] to destroy every state of America, in order to implement a nationwide [[Soros]] and [[United Nations]] police state, and implement [[Communism|communistic]] government and ideologies/theologies into every family and training centre, but only because they are wage-slaves with nothing better to do and are dronies.

They are greatly known for being extremely [[Politically Correct]]; they are so infantile that they will physically assault you with their stinky, chimp-like fists for even looking at their green-dyed hair or DARING to challenge their millitant UN dictatorship agenda. In [[College]], the sad old folks with Dementia created pre-K style [[Safe Spaces]], which are stocked with play-dope, friggin' baby TV and baby teething toys, and implemented Trigger warnings inside (and now outside) of college. They also created faggotry like "microaggressions", ''hundreds'' of fake genders, they're promoting full-blown Orwellian-style censorship, '''with violent action(s) to be physically deployed against their political opponents by the [[Freemason]] Deep State''', etc.

Millennials are the least moral generation on record. Instead of praising the revealed Hebrew god, they worship Kardashians, [[Illuminati|Luciferianism/Satanism]], [[North Korea|Silicon Valley's deadly doodads,]] and degeneracy.

A majority of Millennials have tried [[Weed]], [[race-mixing]] and [[sex change|gender reassignment surgery]], and often act like [[Hippies]] who think they're cool because they rot what little of their rotten brains they have left!

When the smartphone revolution occurred, the collective IQ of the generation sharply plummeted. Music went from tolerable ([[Eminem]]-era) to complete garbage. Millennials communicate via Big Brother apps like [[Facebook]], [[Instagram]], and [[Messenger]]; applications which require little brainpower and even encourage degenerate "art" forms, like Flat Design, Minimalism, Abstract-ism, and other degenerate art forms.

The result is that Millennials now possess attention spans on par with [[Pink Guy Disease]] sufferers. They make TERRIBLE employees, always needing to be congratulated or thanked for dressing up like a stoned Kyari-Pamyu-Pamyu impostor, and are always fucking SLACKING OFF ON SNAPCHAT/INSTAGRAM/GOD KNOWS WHAT OTHER APPS THEY'RE DEPLOYING AGAINST THEMSELVES!!!!!!! Mainly due to having student debt whereas the NEET with autism is slacking off having a vacation.

But we can't fire these shitheads, it'd destroy what little of an economy we got left! So we keep hiring Beaners and Japanese game show hosts to run our dying stores.

Here's a scary thought for you: '''There are 75 million of these motherfuckers in America.''' <s>They're going to '''rule our country''' in ''20 years''.</s> Nope, they will end up in nursing homes and die off for having no real work ethic and student loan debt.

Why doesn't Trump have any plans to deploy real (and we mean REAL) nuclear weaponry against this horrifying defected de-generation?

==Millennial Mindset==
Most Millennials' parents are those of the [[Baby Boomer]] generation; the worst generation on record, notable for stripping the planet of it's resources, destabilizing western civilization (via promoting [[Feminism]], [[Egalitarianism]], [[Marxism]], etc) permanently ruining the [[American]] economy, along with countless other ills. It should come as no surprise that the Baby Boomers would fuck up parenting as well, and Millennials serve as a prime example of this proposition. The following chart shows the cause and effect of numerous common techniques utilized by the Boomer collective.
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Cause
! Effect
|-
| "You can do/be anything you want!"
| [[Unwarranted Self Importance]]
|-
| Pick a "safe" job
| Become mentally ill and commit suicide
|-
| (Endless heaps of undeserved praise)
| See Above.
|-
| (Rewarding them trophies for everything)
| See Above.
|-
| "Sex is bad and will kill you!"
| Significant Teen Pregnancy hikes
|-
| Be Your Own Boss
| Entitlement and Wantrepreneur ideas
|-
| [[Concerned Mother|Helicopter Parenting]]
| Paranoid, submissive sissified youth.
|-
| [[Lazy|"Free Range Parenting"]]
| Undisciplined, douchebag youth.
|-
| "You are a [[Retard|special]] person!"
| (Thinks the world owes them everything)
|-
| "Just b urself!"
| Entitled, easily triggered shitheads
|-
| "Be a NEET!"
| Go on 4chan, laugh at wagies, support minimalism.
|-
| Go to college and get a good job
| Not work thus being underemployed
|-
| Work harder
| Realize your work ethic is shit and give up
|-
| Get a starter job
| Spend 4 years in college bitching about being jobless
|-
| "Get connections"
| Bang doors to every HR lady and then go homeless
|-
| "Pull up your bootstraps"
| "I want the Soviet Union to return"
|-
| "You will own nothing"
| Try to own everything and FAIL at it
|-
| [[Divorce]], neglect, abuse, etc
| Teen [[Suicide]], [[Depression]], [[Drug]] use, etc.
|}

==How a Millennial Gets a Job==
*Step 0: Go to college, waste 4-6 years, and listen to evil boomer parents about connections.
*Step 1: Bang on Doors
*Step 2: Volunteer or bitch about needing volunteer work
*Step 3: Bang on More Doors, still don't get job
*Step 4: Get an intern with a Marxist shit scummy company associated with the school
*Step 5: Bitch about how College is worthless
*Step 6: Enjoy your shit barista / office job.
*Step 7: Watch the interest go up as you are no longer motivated to work.
*Step 8: Kick and Scream
*Step 9 (Optional): Commit Suicide

==Quotes==

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|They're too weak to have sex and reproducing at a third of the rate of immigrants who make baby boomers seem like..erm...millennials...?! What I'm saying is: Millennials won't leave a legacy of their own. The next generation will continue to show their tolerance, peace and acceptance of homosexuals, women and people who don't agree with Islam.
|Youtuber, 'RattyB75'

|Things to thank the Baby Boomers for: political correctness, rabid consumerism, direct-to-consumer drug advertising (aka a nation of pill poppers), suburbia, affirmative action, radical feminism, the war on drugs, Christian fundamentalism, allowed deindustrialization (buy all your stuff from China), never adopting the metric system, popularizing fast food in favor of traditional cooking, global policing.
|Anon

|I destroyed a couple of these shit face millennials at work today! I told them to put their cell phones away and pay fucking attention at their job! This isn't time for fucking Facebook at work! They were written up quickly and dealt with severely... they will be fired next week if they keep up this behavior.
|Proper biz admin techniques.

|Millennials, Also known as the "Snowflake Generation". This is the generation that were brought up in a world stuffed full of PC correctness with umpteen amounts of laws to protect the little darlings from any kind of negativity that may hurt their delicate feelings. They have no idea how to have a proper debate unless you totally 100% agree with what they think is right because they were taught from an early age that losing or feeling rejected is not an option. They want everything now instead of working hard for it and they cry when something is not free! They moan they can't afford to buy a little house yet they nearly all have cars, expensive Smart phones with expensive tariffs to say nothing of the music and TV subscriptions. They lack empathy for anyone less fortunate than themselves. They hate democracy, and have no compassion for their country.
|Nunsweepit421, a boomer boss going bald

|Tbh The older generations complain about us because we're supposedly lazy. Do you know how hard it is to find a job with a crap education system, Banks that are literally legal loan sharks, and the shitty economy. You wanna know what the cause of these problems? YOU POS BABY BOOMERS! You literally made it impossible for young and impressionable minds to start etching out a living. To say that we are entitled is the biggest lie I've ever heard in my life besides George Bush(Baby boomer and war criminal) saying there were WMDs in Iran.
|Babby Boomers did WTC

|As someone who's too depressed to work and too poor to get medication that would stabilize me, and still saddled with something like 40k worth of student loan debt I'll never pay from a shitty "college" that tricked me, I really hate that people around me--my parents in particular--see me as an entitled millenial as opposed to a victim of a shitty system their generation created.
|Millennial victim speaks out

| I worked as a bag boy at 14 and yet these 22 year old losers think they can walk right in never work and demand high salaries as manger roles. Talk about entitled.
| A zoomer trashing at future college kid mcwagies

| It's not the Jews, it's not the patriarchy, it's not the capitalist class, it's not the Mexicans, it's not that you don't know Spanish. The reason we are not hiring you is because you spent 150 units in school for a worthless certificate. Go KILL YOURSLEF!!!
| A hiring manager laughing at a dumb millennial

| *Bangs head over debt. HAVING A JOB IS ENTITLEMENT!!! HAVING A JOB IS ENTITLEMENT!!! HAVING A JOB IS ENTITLEMENT!!! I got my soybeard, I got soylent. I got soylent. I got soybeard growing. I got a soybeard. I got soylents. Hands gun and kills himself.
| A retard banging his head over student loans

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==Musical Taste==
Early Millennials still existed in a time when an occasional [[Lie|good]] song was released:

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|<youtube>FC3y9llDXuM</youtube> <center>'''Wheatus'''</center>
|<youtube>DZ8PfXOV1fU</youtube> <center>'''Eiffel 65'''</center>
|<youtube>4aeETEoNfOg</youtube> <center>'''Smashing Pumpkins'''</center>
|<youtube>NUTGr5t3MoY</youtube> <center>'''Green Day'''</center>
|<youtube>40V9_1PMUGM</youtube> <center>'''The Offspring'''</center>
|<youtube>2MRdtXWcgIw</youtube> <center>'''Blink 182'''</center>
|<youtube>jRGrNDV2mKc</youtube> <center>'''Korn'''</center>
|<youtube>Dn8vzTsnPps</youtube> <center>'''Limp Bizkit'''</center>
|<youtube>4qlCC1GOwFw</youtube> <center>'''Linkin Park'''</center>
|<youtube>j0lSpNtjPM8</youtube> <center>'''Papa Roach'''</center>
|<youtube>CSvFpBOe8eY</youtube> <center>'''System Of A Down'''</center>
|<youtube>CdhqVtpR2ts</youtube> <center>'''Evanescence'''</center>
|<youtube>EAwWPadFsOA</youtube> <center>'''Mortal Kombat'''</center>
|<youtube>sNPnbI1arSE</youtube> <center>'''[[Eminem]]'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Videos==

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|<youtube>jPwTTLMRaVA</youtube> <center>'''[[Mark Dice]] interviews the lot'''</center>
|<youtube>M4IjTUxZORE</youtube> <center>'''Notice the pessimistic sarcastic snarky-ness.'''</center>
|<youtube>Sz0o9clVQu8</youtube> <center>'''Workplace Training'''</center>
|<youtube>i-fEc_c-zEU</youtube> <center>'''Bimbo rants on her kind'''</center>
|<youtube>vftIGU8-uqs</youtube> <center>'''Millennials as a music video'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Gallery==

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File:Tdy lauer phenomenon 050217.275w.jpg|A generic Millennial; 2004.
File:Warcrap.jpg|Responsible for destroying millions of Millennial's minds.
File:Columbineinternet.jpg|Starting off the generation with a BANG!
File:Millenialpess.png|A millennial, expressing his pessimistic loathing of society.
File:Jeffweiseshot.jpg|A millennial, shortly before committing [[Mass Murder]] because people weren't nice to him.
File:Anwinner.jpg|Best thing a Millennial can do.
File:Angry german kid vs numa numa.jpg|Millennial reaction to someone with a different opinion.
File:Millennialbaby.jpg|Millennials pay upwards of around $1,000 per session to act like preschoolers again.
File:Nanothecat.jpeg|Many of them are [[Otherkin]].
File:Sjwmillennials.jpg|If they get [[Triggered]], they might just go to the [[United Nations]] to bitch about it.
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File:You cant do that on the internet.jpg|Um, I'm reporting you to the cops, bigoted nazi FACIST!!11
File:Whiteprivilege.jpg|One of many entitled, privileged Millennials slacking off all day.
File:Corey worthington.jpg|Entitled, self absorbed douchebag.
File:Avgn angryjoe spoonyone.jpg|Middle aged, and not reproducing.
File:Lego piece rage.jpg|Well into adulthood and still playing with toys.
File:Theylivemlp.jpg|And [[MLP|Watching little girl's shows]].
File:TumblrThirdWorldPrivilege.jpg|A generic female of this generation, spouting her beliefs.
File:MillennialParent.jpg|Millennials make excellent parents and welfare recipients! Just like black people.
File:Millennial.jpg|A typical millennial man.
File:Dragnotta.jpg|[[Luka Magnotta|And another.]]
File:Crowdofleftists.jpg|Crowd of millennial leftists
File:Womensex.jpg|A typical millennial woman, the morning after having sex.
File:Millennialsex.jpg|Generic millennial girl with a super-skrillex shave
File:Millennialfreakssss.jpeg|Millennials are known for hypersexualtiy.
File:MillennialfatassSJW.jpg|And for being morbidly obese SJW freaks
File:MillennialsVSBoomers.jpg|Millennials vs Boomers
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==Fun Facts==
[[File:Millennial22faggot.jpg|thumb|All the estrogen hormones the government put in the water and food supply transformed men into these fragile fruitcakes. Next, they'll dump testosterone into foodstuffs targeted at little girls and tween girls to turn them into hairy-chested bull dykes. Don't allow these sadistic FUCKS to ruin you too and stay away from soy infested areas.]]
*Millennials are untalented assholes responsible for Web 2.0, Flat Design, Modern Abstract Art, Minimalism, Pastel Colors, and [[Silicon Valley]].
*Millennials have invented over 9000 different genders and sexual identities. They're also allowed to maul anyone who calls them by the wrong pronouns.
*Millennials idolize and leach everything off from 3 countries: [[Japan]], [[Mexico]] and [[South Korea]]. They LOVE animu faggotry, pocky, korean BBQ and everything from the nearby land of illegal immigrant nazis.
*Millennials have no DIY skills and work shitty office jobs. These jobs consist of bald aging football obessed retards who exploit you for a living and fire you as soon as they hire you to get a vacation.
*The [[Soviet Union|best country on Earth]] had a zero percent unemployment rate and everyone who died there [[Sarcasm|deserved their deaths for bad mouthing a government that gave everyone FREE SHIT.]] Meanwhile America breeds multiple generations of scum who belong in nursing homes.
*Ironically, Japanese imperialism/capitalism, as well as Japanese culture and its other success goes against ALMOST EVERYTHING that leftard millennials believe in. For instance, Japan values hard work and respect of citizens, while millennial dirtbags believe in pure item consumption (without working real jobs) and disrespecting outsiders of their leftard tribes.
*All millennials hate America and all western countries except those glorified by the subversive liberal media. They hate it for opposing agonizing transgender SRS 'treatments', opposing feminism, [[liberalism|and allowing bibles in their leftist schools]]...
*Millennials, however, love crappy, inferior states, like [[Louisiana]], [[Oregon]], [[Mississippi]], and [[California]].
*They think getting to level 60 in World of Warcraft, [[abortion|clubbin' their unborn babies]], or speaking crudely-written Japanese like an autistic kid who's still learning to write are life accomplishments.
*Almost all Millennials who "learn Japanese" are too hasty to read REAL japanese learning books, like Essential Kanji or anything by THE excellent Japanese learning author (named Eriko Sato.)
*Millennials who learn Korean do so by listening to subversive infantile K-Pop on PooTube, instead of real Korean learning books.
*The females have sucked [[37]] real dicks and 500 strawberry [[pocky]] sticks by the age of 15.
*The males have licked [[22]] virtual weenies on subversive pornography websites, filled with [[Kardashian]] chicks who are actually drags.
*They don't think twice about consequences of their actions. They're all leftist robots with the [[LeftChip]] implanted into their peewee brains.
*They can't keep a job for more than 3 years, unless it's at [[starbucks]] or a mexican restaurant filled with illegals who haven't showered in weeks.
*Speaking of working at starbucks, who's going to clean up the turds on the pavement outside on the building's sidewalk?
*They watch Japanese, Korean and mexican children's shows for Christ's sake!
*Almost no true millennial is a fan of American cartoon style anime/manga, like Doraemon, cause of its roots in American cultural values.
*And they don't know that anime/manga/Japanese video games (that they shell out with their parents' welfare tugboats) wouldn't even exist without Japan gaining inspiration from American culture to make anime/manga/Japanese video games.
*Millennials have invented over 9000 new EngRish words and have disregarded real English linguistics. That's why there's almost no good new books being made anymore.
*Millennials have degraded American culture and arts SO much, they want to make every yankee dependent on Japan and Korea for any new good work of art.
*Millennial art is hyper-modern junk based on Mexican/Honduran abstract art junk that belongs in a septic tank.
*They just won't have kids! Except the niggers, spics, feminists and transgender faggots.
*in 2021, all major U.S. cities will be dominated by Californians, [[feminists]], [[transgenders]], [[spics]], and [[muslims]], and civil whites will become endangered (and in constant danger of being killed by those damn spictards!).
*They didn't bring me my goddamn coffee, but instead gave me a fugly, sugary [[unicorn]] shake! Diabeetus and gangrene foot amputee blood in a cup!
*They're in '''$1,000,000,000,000.00+''' of student loan{{Jew}} debt from their useless degrees, as ''THERE'S NO JOB MARKET IN AMERICA.'' They could move their butts over to China as architects or Zambia as surgeons, but are too afraid to work real jobs outside of Etsy and Patreon.
*The problem isn't that people are getting liberal arts degrees, the problem is that the jobs themselves are bad and are exploitive. Most colleges prepare you to be a box ticker.
*For an actual good degree like Electrical Engineering, you will likely be homeless for 1-2 years deferring the loan payments and then get a decent job as only 25% of grads actually work in engineering. That is if you didn't think you were entitled to a six figure job, then in this case you will likely work as a barista watching your pathetic barista salary gets chopped off until you work 4 years and get applying.
*California is the cheapest state for education and yet people are shitting on the streets of San Francisco. This proves how bad the job market is.
*On average, they have over '''$50,000''' of debt
*20% of them are unemployed and see every form of work as third-world slavery.
*99.9% of them cant go 5 minutes without those damn <s>cell</s>smartphones gobblin' up their neurons!
*69% of them voted for [[Obama|King Nigger]]; 9001% felt the [[Bernie Sanders|Bern]]
*99.9% of them are turning America into a real-life Mad Max dystopia (in the eyes of boomers)!
*100% of them should [[Kill Yourself|kill themselves]] or take a nice trip to Unit 731, where they can be dissected alive by Japanese surgeons for bioterrorism research (whilst being afflicted with anthrax.)

==Notable Millennials==
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[[File:Millennials_-_peak_civilisation.jpg|right|350px]]
*[[Andrew Dobson]]
*[[Chris-Chan]]
*[[Dan Cilley]]
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[John Enter]]
*[[Bourg Productions]]
*[[KiwiNull]]
*[[Cho Seung Hui]]
*[[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez]]
*[[Likeicare]]
*[[One Direction]]
*Justin Timberlake
*[[Justin Bieber]]
*[[Youtube|Sora The Troll]]
*[[DaddyOFive]]
*[[Dreamybullxxx]]
*5 out of 6 members of the J-Pop Group SixTONES
*Most members of BTS
*[[Zoe Quinn]]
*[[Eric Harris]] and [[Dylan Klebold]]
*[[Youtube|Prank VS Prank]]
*[[Luka Magnotta|Fagnotta]]
*[[Kato]]
*Riku Mukai
*Ryota Ozawa
*EDP445
*[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG]] (unconfirmed)
*[[Youtube|Hajime Syacho]]
*29-44 year olds (as of 2024)
*Most EDiots

==See Also==
*[[2006]], [[2010s]], [[2021]] - duration of their peak years.
*[[Baby Boomers]] - Their parents. Pay 30k-100k to work for neo-conversative boomers to yell at you.
*[[Generation X]] - Their older brothers
*[[Generation Z]] - Their children, basically the same.
*[[Gen Alpha]] - Their younger children.
*[[College|Business Major]] - NEVER EVER GO TO A SHIT-TIER BUSINESS SCHOOL.
*[[Hipster]] - The vast majority of Millennials today.
*[[Generation Snowflake]]
*[[Goth]] - A faggy clique that peaked with the Millennial generation.
*[[Emo]] - an even faggier clique that peaked with 1990~1992 births.
*[[Scene]] - Even queerer than before! Peaked in 2006~2008, with 1994~1996 births.
*[[Mental illness]] - Up to 69% of Millennials have one.
*[[Homosexuality]] - A mental disease affecting 1 out of 5 Millennials.
*[[Social Justice]] - They serve as foot soldiers of the social justice militia.
*[[Antifa]] - A domestic terrorist group composed mostly by Millennials.
*[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] - suffered by half of them.
*[[Facebook]], [[Vine]], and [[MySpace]] - former pastimes.
*[[1990s]] - cannot shut the fuck up about this decade, like how [[Generation Z]] cannot shut the fuck up about the [[2010s]].

==External Links==
* {{Archive|8u5a4|I’m a millennial and my generation sucks}}
* {{Archive|9uezD|Why Millennials Suck!!}}
* {{Archive|IlgOv|Are Millennials As Stupid As We Think They Are?}}
* {{Archive|IMtGu|7 Reasons Millennials Are The Worst Generation}}
* {{Archive|L8eVu|74 Of The Most Interesting Facts About Millennials}}
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[[File:Doug Walker Thug Shaker.mp4|thumb|[[Doug Walker]]: Certified Thug Hunter]]

{{quote|Oh, you've got an ass on you alright, see that's what he's talkin' about! Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker, give me the thug shaker! Shake your ass. Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it. Shake it. Yeah, that’s some thug ass right there.|copypasta}}

'''Thug Hunters''' is an epic gay drama porno series that revolves around two [[wigger|white niggas]] who visit the [[ghetto|da hood]] in hopes of scoring some juicy nigger [[sex|tail]]. Thug Hunters is one of those pornos that [[lie|you watch for the plot]]; at the start of each film, the wiggas are searching for thug booty and talking about faggot shit. When a thug is approached, they usually assume a defensive position, but their fragile [[heterosexuality]] is easily broken at the prospect of receiving [[money|fabulous prizes]]. Known for their charity, the Thug Hunters are often renowned as the [[MrBeast]] of niggers.

==Thug Shaking==
'''Thug Shaking''' (or '''the Thug Shaker''') is a quirky, fun, bootylicious dance that only black pplz are capable of replicating, and by god are they good at it. One of the major moves in the [[rape|black move set]], thug shaking involves the gelatinous shaking of the negro man's rump. Many conflate the art of thug shaking with [[twerking]], but the truth is that thug shaking is a much more sophisticated form of erotica in a world of [[Instagram]] [[thots]].
[[File:Poundcakexxxass.mp4|right]]

==Thug Posting==
'''Thug Posting''' is a meme format that involves uploading clips from Thug Hunters (or from gay black porn in general), usually in a completely unprompted manor. Clips from [[Crips|Gay Gangsters]], Erotic Barber, and other gay porn are popular in this genre too. If you ever used the [[ED Discord]], then you are more than familiar with this meme, as half the shit posted there was thug posting.
[[File:Thugnasheed.mp4|right]]

==Thug Shaker Central==
[[File:Jack-Douglas-Teixeira-V&.png|thumb|Jack Teixera being hauled off to be sodomized by Israeli thugs]]
'''Thug Shaker Central''' was a [[Discord]] server, which as the name implies, didn't have anything to do with Thug Posting at all, but was rather '''Jack Douglas Teixeira''''s (lulzfully known by the alias '''Jack the Dripper''') preferred place of leaking confidential government information, which actually lead to him being raided by the [[military]] and [[V&|being arrested thereafter]].

==See Also==
*[[Animan Studios]]
*[[BLACKED]]
*[[dat ass]]
*[[Dreamybullxxx]]
*[[Twerking]]

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Faggot of the Year

2025-02-15T13:01:21Z

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. [[Lol wat|Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin]]. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got hacked/doxxed by people who are associated with satanic cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot. Also a fucking pedophile that tried to fuck a then 15 year old Fucktard12345.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts. Also banned moonrunes in favor of a pedophile being unbanned. What a pathetic faggot.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. [[Lol wat|Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin]]. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got hacked/doxxed by people who are associated with satanic cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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<center>'''PMFO falls short of Faggot of the Year with this video'''</center>

*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot. Also a fucking pedophile that tried to fuck a then 15 year old Fucktard12345.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts. Also banned moonrunes in favor of a pedophile being unbanned. What a pathetic faggot.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. [[Lol wat|Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin]]. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got hacked/doxxed by people who are associated with satanic cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

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* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot. Also a fucking pedophile that tried to fuck a then 15 year old Fucktard12345.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts. Also banned moonrunes in favor of a pedophile being unbanned. What a pathetic faggot.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. [[Lol wat|Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin]]. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got hacked/doxxed by people who are associated with satanic cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

2025-02-12T16:15:04Z

Kento nakajima: /* 2023 */

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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<center>'''PMFO falls short of Faggot of the Year with this video'''</center>

*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
[[File:Zaiger-Foty2017.png|right]]

There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot. Also a fucking pedophile that tried to fuck a then 15 year old Fucktard12345.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts. Also banned moonrunes in favor of a pedophile being unbanned. What a pathetic faggot.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. [[Lol Wat|Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin]]. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got hacked/doxxed by people who are associated with satanic cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

2025-02-12T16:14:26Z

Kento nakajima: /* Disqualified */

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

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* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot. Also a fucking pedophile that tried to fuck a then 15 year old Fucktard12345.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts. Also banned moonrunes in favor of a pedophile being unbanned. What a pathetic faggot.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got hacked/doxxed by people who are associated with satanic cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

2025-02-12T16:13:29Z

Kento nakajima: /* Candidates */

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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<center>'''PMFO falls short of Faggot of the Year with this video'''</center>

*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
[[File:Zaiger-Foty2017.png|right]]

There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
[[File:2020FaggotoftheYear.png|right]]
With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts. Also banned moonrunes in favor of a pedophile being unbanned. What a pathetic faggot.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got hacked/doxxed by people who are associated with satanic cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

2025-02-12T16:11:08Z

Kento nakajima: /* 2024 */

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

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* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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{{EDF|thread|ed-has-been-kike-free-for-2-years-official-umk-demotion-thread.5150|ED HAS BEEN KIKE-FREE FOR 2 YEARS (Official UMK Demotion Thread)}} 
{{EDF|thread|foty-2022.5166|FOTY 2022}}
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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{{center|{{EDF|thread|faggot-of-the-year-2022.5497|Faggot of the Year 2022}}}}
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[[File:FaggotOfTheYear2023.PNG|right]]

This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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{{center|{{EDF|thread|faggot-of-the-year-2024.3404|Faggot of the Year 2024}}}}
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[[File:FOTY2024.PNG|right]]

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got hacked/doxxed by people who are associated with satanic cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Video of the Now

2025-02-09T14:56:28Z

Kento nakajima:

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Suggest Video of the Nows here...GO!
<div style="color: #F00; font-size: 30px; text-decoration: blink;padding-top:0.5em;">v How to make a suggestion v</div>
#Log in
#'''[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Video_of_the_Now&action=edit Click here to start a new section at the bottom of this page]'''
#Type the name of the video in the Subject/headline box
#Paste a direct link to the video in the next box
#'''Sign your motherfucking post''' with four tildes (seriously, it's not [[Rocket Science]], just <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>)
#Press the "SHOW PREVIEW" button so you can make sure you didn't fuck up
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#PROFIT!!!!

As a side note, '''don't embed the video''' because when that is done enough, the page becomes slow as fuck. Furthermore, submit content that is ''relevant'' to the present; something ''current'' and ''fresh''.

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== Joe Biden Channels Terry Davis ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QmdKQF81k [[User:Reverandshitstain|Reverandshitstain]] ([[User talk:Reverandshitstain|talk]]) 11:45, 18 April 2021 (EDT)

== Troller of Everything ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCcucQ8c6A
[[User:Kleetus K.|Kleetus K.]] ([[User talk:Kleetus K.|talk]]) 15:25, 19 April 2021 (EDT)

== Funny Drew Man ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-lpfly11k
22:06, 25 August 2021 (EDT)

== you and your homie send pictures of your balls to each others? ==

https://youtu.be/aM2tpobjllI [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:38, 26 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thicc Omni man ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEIIJNbycQ

== yo ==

<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbAjUorW_c</youtube></center>

Mario's Nightmare 07:49 6 September 2021 (EDT)

== Undertale Sucks ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw
[[User:Dildo Baggins|Dildo Baggins]] ([[User talk:Dildo Baggins|talk]]) 13:32, 19 September 2021 (EDT)

== sandy marton - camel by camel (instrumental) ==

no comment [https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA] - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:51, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== bad apple ==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8
[[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 14:04, 17 October 2021 (EDT)branman65

==Russian hip hop song that is famous all over the fucking world==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2BFRqsoG_g
[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:32, 14 December 2021 (EST)

==Ram Ranch (song about gay sex)==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD24TG33w2E [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:44, 29 December 2021 (EST)

== When they play your PS4/Xbox parties in court ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpL2Vi3c56k [[User:HurricaneIV|HurricaneIV]] ([[User talk:HurricaneIV|talk]]) 21:45, 14 January 2022 (EST)

== therapiss ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8IWQY0IOM [[User:Jackinabox]] [[User talk:Jackinabox|(talk)]] 20:00 11 March 2022 (AEDT)

== the history of gnaa ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn2WE93p3E [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 13:52, 11 April 2022 (EDT)
== The (possible) changes of twitter after elon musk bought it ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZN27sTi2h4 [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 10:23, 28 April 2022 (EDT)

== Why do Reddit Mods Always Look Like This? ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE [[User:Solear|Solear]] ([[User talk:Solear|talk]]) 22:08, 7 May 2022 (EDT)

== blackpink jennie nudes leaked ==

[[File:Jennie-blackpink-nude-porn.mp4]]
:No pr0n allowed fgt.[[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 12:24, 15 May 2022 (EDT)
I was properly excepting a trap, but this is good while we wait :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== We Are Young ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/DfkrXNTVC8Y?t=13</youtube>
--[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 04:20, 30 June 2022 (EDT)

== i'm going to be arrested for this ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzc0Zn6Fdfk</youtube></center>

[[User:VALVENiggerkiller|VALVENiggerkiller]] ([[User talk:VALVENiggerkiller|talk]]) 06:40, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== red sun in the sky ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E</youtube>
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 02:00, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== BBC Queen mourn floss ==
[[File:Queenfloss.mp4|240px]]
--[[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 19:38, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

== Low Tier God's Speech but it's with Images ==

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNoqXsIp8V8 https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8] or alternatively the AI art version: Low Tier God's Speech but it's with AI generated images [https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQPfS75tZuw https://youtu.be/IQPfS75tZuw]

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 11:08, 25 December 2022 (EST)

== Craftmine or Peter Griffin N word ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtt6g8mvHA</youtube></center>
[[File:Peter Griffin saying the N-word (full.mp4]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:24, 8 February 2023 (EST)

== Gay Frogs Holiday House decorations ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/eRhSt11geFM?si=JD8X7wwsU6R4GpkH</youtube> [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 13:47, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Comrade Trump ==

<youtube>Ge_GWAJAiVM</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:42, 20 October 2023 (EDT)

== Collapse of Burgundy ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwL303SDkZk [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 00:08, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== Alex Jones video game ==

<youtube>5HgYHNP17dE</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 10:40, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Zionist literature ==

<youtube>pyRqstSA-ug</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 12:46, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== The Art of Trolling ==

<youtube>AHqGV5WjS4w</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:31, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Santa pedo cabal ==

<youtube>JC89gFM_rjc</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 16:16, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile ==

<youtube>-XSB4sQGT_4</youtube> --[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:01, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== no comment ==

<youtube>q-RvplNbmvM</youtube>
[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 09:16, 4 January 2024 (EST)

== “You Will Own Nothing, And You Will Be Happy!” ==

Also known as [[Klaus Schwab]]'s wet dream:

[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4]]

Not sure if it is "fagoon" or "fagman" reality tunnel.

[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 06:07, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== its 2011 all over again ==

<youtube>IwLSrNu1ppI</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:13, 26 February 2024 (EST)

== suggesting a similar outcome for politicians would be considered terrorism ==

<youtube>OU1FesR10fM</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 16:03, 4 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Nigel Farage]] making a [[lolcow]] out of himself thanks to being on Cameo ==

<youtube>E4W7BpwOoL0</youtube> [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 17:22, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Charlie Kirk ==

<youtube>OVBJA5L6xEk</youtube>
[[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) 3:39, 9 July 2024 (EDT)

== bitches be fakin' multiple personality disorder ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nut83SIoR_0&ab_channel=Bigbunjeeeeee
([[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] july 17th 12:09 2024

== You know what would be even more lulz compared to the current VOTN? The actual original unedited Bloo Me video, of course! ==
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-109591995_456239070
[[User:YaroslavTV +1|YaroslavTV +1]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV +1|talk]]) 13:13, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== Frank Hassle annoys a tranny ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbaC7TZiMg8</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:54 PM 2024-08-06

== A very lulzy video from [[GabaLeth|the one and only!]] ==
<youtube>7vnT8uCIa9U</youtube>
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 22:59, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

== get a job nigger ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6yTq_gPAg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:17 29 august 2024.

== guilt simulator ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/TnkTNrbHeZA?si=qTrbEIGBQeVx410e</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:26 29 august 2024.

== We’re costco guys ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/X6OowkRjVLc?si=tyRGvC1y1F9dn5zg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:30 PM 29 august 2024.

== story of family guy ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/c19N8QAV1F0?si=a8w7_KyPqLdH2VGD</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:44 PM 29 august 2024.

== THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN (2024) - OFFICIAL TRAILER ==
Yes, this is actually a real movie based on a [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-feces-thrower-caught-1.5374792 few shit-throwing incidents that actually happened in Toronto, Canada in 2019]:

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMY5I4Iylo</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:21, 25 September 2024 (UTC)

== The Original Skibidi, Russia's Gangnam Style ==
The original Skibidi, released years before that [https://edramatica.com/Skibidi_Toilet ungodly Russian-Georgian creation that is "Skibidi Toilet"]

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDFBTdToRmw</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:14, 30 September 2024 (UTC)

== the goys season 4 sucks ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWLmr0TeWrg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 12:13 PM, october 10th 2024

== Emperor Xi's World COVID Conquest ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/0FfBFuZTI_A</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 16:36, 5 October 2024 (UTC)

== KSI's "Lunchly Song" that's getting memed to no end right now ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 03:22, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

== Sick Of It (KSI LUNCHLY THICK OF IT PARODY) ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/BtOB3XHWLi8</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 03:27, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

== SiMP | FULL OFFiCiAL MOViE | 4K ==

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdF58rzDSCg</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 00:51, 13 October 2024 (UTC)

==Ronnie McNutt is Santa Claus==
I don't really have anywhere to put this, maybe it can be the VOTN? It's thematic after all.
[[File:Christmas Ronnie.mp4|thumb]]

[[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 15:32, 24 December 2024 (UTC)

==Thug Nasheed==

Found this on discord, needs to be the VOTN soon.
[[File:Thugnasheed.mp4]]

File:Thugnasheed.mp4

2025-02-09T14:53:06Z

Kento nakajima:

Dreamybullxxx

2025-02-06T07:03:57Z

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'''Dreamybullxxx''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Perrell Laquarius Brown''') is a {{age|1992|2|18}}-year-old [[sick fuck]] who makes NSFW content by sticking anything UP HIS ASS. CORN, GRAPES, CUCUMBERS, 20 INCH DILDOS. YOU NAME IT. From sticking almost everything up his ass he gained attention on the [[TikTok|China app fuckery]] by making the most retarded, silliest and dumbest ways of finishing himself jacking off like him saying AMBATUKAM, OHMAYGOT and RIP AVERY INCH.
But little did he know that his attention (by being retarded) will make his life fucked for the rest of it...
He also puts dildos in his [[Goatse|asshole]] and claims to be [[lol wat|straight]].
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==Dreamy's Profile==
[[nobody cares|Perrell was born on February 18, 1992, to Edward and Marlene Brown, who had two other kids, and currently lives in Salisbury, North Carolina with his wife and two kids (Someone Pray for these kids). Prior to his pornographic career, Perrell worked as a youth pastor at the Kingdom Center in Charlotte. Perell has been charged with several accounts of theft and robbery throughout the 2010s, and he admits to having at one point in his life been homeless and suffered with an identity crisis.]] Perrell began his current career in 2020 and rose to fame in 2022.
==Forced Memes of Dreamy ==
In 2022, many of Dreamybull's videos went viral and became internet memes such as him saying phrases when he's nutting. At one point in his most famous video, Perrell shouts "Oh my God, I'm 'bout to cum" loudly in his car. This phrase became known as his unofficial alias "Ambatukam" and started the gay thug TikTok trend which gave rise to Brandon Currington, Jason Luv, Thug Hunters, Redneck Russ and it started the [[Forced meme|Forced Memes]] of the gay thug FagTok trend. From the Forced memes of many his retarded phrases, more about Dreamy came out and a seed known as the Self Pleasure Is not Gay, which his him trying to tell everyone that putting 13 inch dildos up your ass does not make you a [[faggot]] (fyi, it does).
== Dreamy's End==
After the Self Pleasure Is not Gay video somehow got released many people decided to learn more about this fag and from finding his full name [[Powerword|Perrell Laquarius Brown|]] you can find his North Carolina arrest records showing this man is [[Autism|not right in the head]]. Then many people found his doxx and chose to deliver pizza's to his house which makes Dreamy pay for all of them. Then right after all of the pizza places rejected his address for delivery, someone by the name of DBWN (Dreamy Bull Weekly News) made a 1 hour documentary about Dreamy's past and crimes. Then even after all the attention and hate towards Dreamy he still does his content by sticking up dildos near his kid's playroom or at a lake which is NEAR A FUCKING KIDS SUMMER CAMP. To this day this fucking [[sick fuck]] is somehow not arrested and the faggot North Carolina cops are letting this man still be free but thank god he got dropped by his record label.
== Dreamy's Return==
On late July, Dreamy decides to start streaming on [[Jewtube|Jewtube]] and [[lie|tries to quit porn]] once and for all. Ever since the streaming on Jewtube, Dreamy is somehow doing well with the occasional FBI coming to his house or a pizza to his home. From the consent FBI raiding, Dreamy decided to side with the FBI and to take down the trolls once and for all. (this didn't work).
[[File:Dreamybulldildo.mp4|right]]
== HE'S OK FUCKING AROUND HIS KIDS!==
Yeah, that's right. If you watch certain videos that Dreamybull made, you can actually hear his kids in the background. Not to mention, The Dreaming Bull also uploaded a video where he was grabbing his wife's tiddies, and his kids walked in. Not only is he 100% aware of this niggerfuckery, he is COMPLETELY okay with it.
[[File:dreamyweird.jpg|thumb|none|look at this lolmonkey!]]

=== HIS FUCKING KIDS KNOW LMFAO! ===
[[File:Ambatukamtwitter1.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[File:Ambatukamtwitter2.jpg|thumb|right]]

In 2023 he wouldn't call himself AMBATUKAM. In 2024, Ambatukam made merch with ambatukam on it and embraced the memes. But his fucking kids know about his gay pornography lol.

== Internet Accounts==
Instagram: {{instagram|perrellcpt}}

Twitter: {{twitter|Dreamybullxxx}}
==See Also==
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Fag]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Thug Hunters]]

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That Guy With The Glasses

2025-02-06T06:36:51Z

Kento nakajima: /* Members */

{{infobox|Were you looking for [[Doug Walker|The Nostalgia Critic]]?}}
{{Spoiler|Last Man Standing is between a [[Guru Larry|former EDiot]] and guy who's favorite movie is Caligula}}
{{breakingnews|'''Channel Awesome has come under fire for sexual grooming, assault, and firing its most [[Shit|prominent]] producers! Current damage control includes [https://twitter.com/Spikey_Buddy/status/978481109343272965 blocking everyone on Twitter] and [https://twitter.com/ChannelAwesome/status/980956519280861184 posting an apology that's more half-assed than their content today!]'''}}
{{An hero}}
[[Image:nostalgicchef.jpg|thumb|[[The Sandwich Chef|Nostalgic Meme]] (Mr. Glasses reviewing 'Kickassia')]]
[[Image:Criticmongler.jpg|thumb|left|Family photo]]
[[File:Mike_CEO.jpg|thumb|Mike Michaud, Founder of TGWTG. Often mistaken for Hellboy's Albino twin-brother.]]
[[Image:Tgwtgcrew.jpg|thumb|The god unfunny awful hosts of TGWTG <s>(except for the AVGN... yet)</s>. $ is something only one of them is seeing a lot of, and [[Angry Video Game Nerd|that person isn't even on their shitty site to begin with]]. Anyone else either jumped ship to IRL or became an hero thanks to their fuckery.]]
'''ThatGuywiththeGlasses.com / Channel Awesome''' (AKA Mike Michaud's Home for Battered Ex-[[ScrewAttack]] Members and Rejected [[YouTube]] Partners) is a website consisting of several terribly [[unfunny]] video contributors drowning in a sea of equally terrible member content. It is the Auschwitz of video sites due to all the Jew contributors producing [[That_Guy_With_The_Glasses#Little_Miss_Gamer.2FPBC_Productions|videos there]].

A typical Channel Awesome video usually entails a [[cosplay]]ing [[cam-whore]] awkwardly staring at the camera while [[trying too hard]] to be witty, sarcastic and funny in a Charlie Brooker-esque manner. They either miss the point of several factors in a TV show/movie/video game, nit-pick the most trivial flaws, or miss out on potential gags. This is all done while being cut between video cameos of other TGWTG members having pre-scripted, poorly acted arguments. Along with 99% of the videos being commentary on other media, most of their "humor", [[forced meme]]s, and general identity comes from repurposing, parodying, or outright stealing from other movies/TV shows/whatever, so next to nothing they make is actually theirs... much like [[Carlos Mencia]]. They get around this by capping off their 20 minute shows with rushed 10 second snippet reviews so as to vaguely qualify as "commentary" for "[[fair use]]".

These are then all followed up by several pages of ass-kissing or [[butthurt]] fans, saying how excellent or incorrect their chosen messiah is. These same people then travel on over to [[Wikipedia]], [[TV Tropes]], and other similar sites to rewrite the relevant work page to conform to their opinion and spam the site with as many unfunny quotes and failtastic memes as they can possibly shoehorn. It's an effect not quite unlike [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|the cancer that is killing /b/]].

{{quote|I know it's just a bunch of 20-somethings having fun, picking on the easy targets for laughs, not truly an attempt at academic criticism, etc etc. Still, he's getting a little too used to confining himself to TGWTG where he can say or do anything and hordes of fans will jump in to spew blind praise before they even finish watching it, as well as pounce on anyone who criticizes him. Kind of ironic, really, that the "critics" on this site surround themselves with fans that stifle any criticism.|
Finally, somebody with a brain on this site!}}

[[Image:Tgwtg losers.png|thumb|right|Lubed up and ready to go.]]

After Doug Walker was kicked off [[YouTube]], a [[Danielspengies|bald, fat man]] by the name Mike Michaud immediately jumped on the chance to give Doug his own website so he could suck in [http://www.suntimes.com/business/spirrison/1653029,CST-FIN-spirr06.article 10,000 fucking dollars a month] from his loyal monkey. Mike also founded Channel Awesome so he could make even more money from the internet's many [[Chris-chan|man-children]], and ultimately decides which talentless hack can post reviews on his website. Most of these reviewer parasites follow the shtick of giving themselves Ad-Lib-style names like "That (Noun) with the (Noun)" or some variation of "Critic" in [[Plagiarism|honor]] of their sugar-daddy who lets them distribute their shitty videos on his egocentric website.

==Mike Michaud==
The consciousless, soulless, heartless, money grubbing piece of dogshit behind it all. Mike Michaud was a guy who worked in a warehouse before he saw Doug Walker online and came to the thought "Hey, I could be a [[Pimp|manager]] and get money out of him". Unfortunately, Mike Michaud is instead a [[bald]] dumbfuck whose appearance displays exactly what that implies. His only method of management is to sit on his ass and play Xbox all day, jerk the dick of whatever guy is earning his shit [[Blackface|minstrel troupe]] money, engage in the classic act of sexual discrimination to anyone of the opposite gender, and blame everything that goes wrong on the female half of his "[[Clusterfuck|entertainment group]]". He also actually believed his shittily managed project of Barfiesta would destroy Facebook, that doing any IRL connecting and [[Advertising|self promotion]] would just be a waste of time, valued any braindead untalented fuck just like him on their crack team of intrepid rifftrax spewers, and even conducts loophole-seeking [[Jew|contractual exploitation and conning people out of what he says he will pay]] (including stealing shows from under a creator's nose, supporting scam level [[e-begging]] campaigns if he ever goes into the red, and firing you if he decides to not play Halo and you're busy that day). As we can see, they are truly on the wings of victory over the winds of success (lol more like catching fire and getting torn up in a tornado of fail)!

==Nostalgia Critic==
{{Main|Doug Walker}}

== The Nostalgia Chick Contest ==
{{Main|Nostalgia Chick}}

[[File:Nostalgia chick face weenies.gif|180px|right]]
Being the [[virgin|gentleman]] that he is, Nostalgia Critic held a competition allowing whichever female user could suck his dick dry to partake in reviewing shitty stuff with him under the moniker the Nostalgia Chick. Three contestants entered.

[[Nostalgia Chick|Lindsay Ellis]] is a smug, [[leftard|leftarded]], [[Apple|Mactarded]], [[vegetarian]], [[mudshark|nigger-loving]], [[Nazi|passively self denying Eurocentric]], [[feminist]], [[artfag|film student]] with a shit degree from San Diego that reviews movies and TV shows catering to [[loli|young girls]]. After swallowing every last drop of NC's cum with a smile on her face, the Dudette quickly found herself [[facial|crowned]] the Nostalgia Chick. Upon seeing a [[guro|very special work of art]] from a [[stalker|loyal fan]], she quickly pondered [[flounce|quitting the internet]], only to review [[Michael Bay|Armageddon]] in September.

When Lindsay suspends her [[propaganda|feminist rhetoric]], she routinely [[white guilt|over addresses racial stereotypes]] even in the subtlest to nonexistent instances. Through such feats as dancing like a [[retard]] in public and dragging her [[fat]], ugly nerd friend [[Wop|Nella]] into all her videos, she actually manages to be less funny than Doug. She currently reviews [[Ear rape|pop culture music]] in an attempt to prove that women are useful for more than [[In the kitchen|making sandwiches]] and being beaten/raped ''('''SPOILER ALERT:''' They aren't)'', and further digs up her ass to pull out anything made out of smug compounded by the secretions of that implanted organ of a film major Bachelor's degree in order to prove her unsurprisingly shortsighted first-world-only view of the world and whatever shit stinking excuses of an attempt at criticism.

[[File:NostalgiaChick+FemFreq.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Nostalgia Chick's [[Feminist Frequency|BFF]].]]

Despite Lindsay's loudly espoused [[SJW|Current TV hipster politics]], every male [[fanboy]] on TGWTG never fails to praise even the worst video she [[queef]]ed out, including a half-assed review of ''The Last Unicorn''' where she literally went [[boring|hiking]] and "improvised" her analysis (read: [[lazy| she pulled the script right out of her ass]]). Although she won't date any of her fans (unless the individual is either a black person or a [[Indian|curry nigger]]), her fans collective sexual desperation stands as the only explanation for their mindless devotion, which extends to grossly overpaying for [[Plastic Crap|anything the bitch touches]]. For instance, when she was selling her [[shit|useless crap]] on eBay to help pay for her [[shit nobody cares about|Master's Thesis]], her $0.25 bow tie sold for [[over 9000|over $500 fucking dollars]]. Even [[GoddessMine]] couldn't pull a trick this good. Unfortunately, so long as their fans remain permavirgins devoid of any dignity, Lindsay Ellis will stand above criticism in their eyes.

It has come to the attention of fans (who might not give a shit) that Lindsay had an [[abortion]]. Apparently, her mother was raped at one point in her life and had one, too (shame it wasn't her). [http://literature-and-water.blogspot.com/2010/12/a-word.html So she decided to make a film about her dead fetus.] Literally days after this premiered, Doug Walker thought it would be funny to do a ''It's a Wonderful Life'' parody. In this travesty of a one sketch, it involved Lindsay being successful and didn't have the abortion if Doug was never born. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT-gr97cq0M Thanks for keeping it classy, Doug.]

[http://namebrandlindsay.com/2015/01/10/farewell-channel-awesome-and-a-pre-emptive-faq/ In January 2015], Lindsay ended her association with Channel Awesome and retired the Nostalgia Chick character. Talk about a total ABORTION, AMIRITE?

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=== That Chick With The Goggles ===
[[File:Krissy Diggs MarzGurl.jpg|thumb|left|That Chick With The Goggles [[Vore]]]]

'''Krissy [[Dicks|Diggs]]''', a person of [[African]] descent who, true to the stereotype, was the most useless contributor, making a [[boring|plodding]] video once a year that was about [[fail|a minute long]]. Apparently her lack of contributions were due to a computer virus which [[pwned|compromised her security]] and, in the process, [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]]. Looks like someone should have taken [[Computer Science III]]. Her last appearance was a very small bit in Kickassia, but who can blame her for wanting out after that?

She eventually stopped contributing after TGWTG stopped paying Krissy with [[watermelon]] and [[Chicken|fried chicken]] for her videos, and was sick of being TGWTG fap material. The Goggles did nothing.

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Since all three were in the finals, and the fans were about to riot and kill everyone due to the possibility of their [[Masturbate|favorite fap material going away]], Doug gave The Dudette the title of Nostalgic Chick while the rest would be allowed to continue posting crappy videos to the site.

==Inked Reality==

Inked Reality is Channel Awesome's latest foray into whoring out another site, but after learning their lesson with Bar Fiesta and Blistered Thumbs, that their viewers are too Autistic to click on a site that isn't splattered with Doug's face, decided to keep them on TGWTG.

Inked Reality is to its subject as Blistered Thumbs to vidya games, a bunch of overweight perma-virgins bleeting on about shit noone cares about. But this time them bitching about either comics, animu or [[reupload]]s of animations from newgrounds.

With the exception of their second poster boy, Linkara and Happy Harry, Inked Reality is populated by contributors no one watches, hence the rather sparse amount of names below...

== Blistered Thumbs ==
{{Spoilers|The site closed because nobody cared}}

[[Image:BT logo.jpg|185px|thumb|left|Blistered Thumbs]]

Blistered Thumbs (previously named: [[Irony|Bored Shitless]]) was created when TGWTG decided they weren't ripping off [[AVGN]] enough. So realizing that the [[Internets]] really didn't give a shit about a review site unless the subject matter was video games, they desperately whored up a bunch of random [[video game reviewers]] from all over the Internet, the majority being ScrewAttack (an actually funny site when compared to Blistered Thumbs) rejects.

Since Doug has received far too many [[butthurt|complaints]] from his cock worshippers, the admins have finally decided to give this pile of shit its own site. Ironically, however, more and more people are visiting TGWTG in order to watch this shit (probably because nobody cares about movies, just video games). So one can now notice Nostalgia Critic updates being rammed up the ass of visitors to the site because nobody gives a shit about Channel Awesome's precious leading manchild anymore. [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/28376-blistered-thumbs-recruitment-apply-now Angry Joe posted a video] begging kids to copy/paste existing articles from better websites and rewrite them. They're not compensated for their work and they won't get any real credit for college or the actual journalistic field, but hey!, at least you could get know the staff from Channel Awesome and participate on their podcasts and crossover movies (a.k.a Shitassia 2: [[Electric_Boogaloo|Electric Boogaloo]]).

As Blistered Thumbs own site has been launched it appear that nothing has change from the typical bullshit content we've seen time and time again. In response to this a [http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/forum/open-discussion/where-is-the-honest-gaming-journalism-on-this-site/ thread] was created on their forums [[Constructive_Criticism | asking for answers.]] In place of that we get mouth breathing tards who suckle the teats of their fellow creators. Even some of their staff gets involved in this mess. The OP tears open every asshole of fellow staff members in their home territory and much lulz ensues.

The site ultimately closed since it became clear that [[OhInternet|nobody gave a shit about it]].

Oh, and how they all got fired?

'''They were all given texts by Mike Michaud telling them to clean out their desks.''' PROFESSIONAL!!

==Members==
{{Nobodies}}
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{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Name
! Still on TGWTG?
! Network
! Notes
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| [[Image:MarzGurl.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">[[Anime News Network|Marzgurl]]</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:red;>YouTube</div>
| '''Kaylyn ''[[Dicks]]''ion Saucedo''', is TGWTG's obligatory [[weeaboo]] [[dyke]] crowdfunding her life in some shack in [[California]], once spent the majority of her time blithering about her latest convention attendance and ranting about [[shit nobody cares about|why cartoons/animation suck these days besides anime]], but now just endlessly prattles on about her boyfriend [[Vic Mignogna]] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo1firUhNIw hypocritically making jokes about rape].
|-
| [[File:Pirate jesuotaku by eframtrabbit.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">[[Jesuotaku]]</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:pink;>[[Anime News Network]]</div>
| Jesuotaku, or "Jacob" Hope Chapman is an ugly girl to man tranny and post E-famous whore now going Hollywood level infamous. Long time a Reject Weeaboo, Jesu has long gone under the radar due to being a That Guy with The Glasses hack contributor of poorly acted half assed reviewing and criterion analysis of the Japanese animation medium of Anime. She's currently trying to get back into YouTube reviewing again and is starting another kickstarter that she won't honor.
|-
| [[File:Lupa.png|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">[[Obscurus Lupa]]</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:red;>YouTube</div>
| Obscurus Lupa is another unfunny addition to the cesspool that is TGWTG. When TGWTG realized that the site was a complete cockfest, they foolishly decided that the proper remedy was to get more women reviewers ([[Tranny|IRON LIZ DOES NOT COUNT]]). Her main claim to fame was, aside from aging faster than warm milk, starting the #ChangeTheChannel hashtag with MarzGurl and Holly "Two-Tons" Brown.
|-
| [[File:Linkaragreenranger.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">[[Linkara]]</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| Lewis Lovhaug is a pro-feminist, neo-con closeted bisexual sick fuck who currently spends his time reviewing comic books on Channel Awesome, where he pretends he was never a bad webcomic writer with Sonichu-level art skills and a retired man-slut who hung out on adult websites in search of cock.
|-
| [[File:Rsz btsage 4746.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">Bennett the Sage</div>'''
| ✖
| | <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| A fat, shit stupid clone of [[RedLetterMedia#Mr. Plinkett Reviews|Mr. Plinkett]] as if he was the guy's own basement dwelling son, and makes even pork pie hats look like fedoras. Don't be fooled by what he reviews; this guy is so oldfag of an anime fan that he just up and dropped watching anime in 2000 and jerks himself off to his own self satisfaction whenever "classics" come on. Hell, his "reviews" need fifty thousand quotations because many of them are the parrot and switch tactic of ripping off what the fuck Doug does most of the time, only with anime. All this fat fuck is is just a whiny, smarmy laughable dysphoric diseased dick who plays nothing but video games and make fun of things or Spoony Rage at that which don't meet his criteria of "being anime enough" over a form of animation that isn't even meant to appease his smarmy unfunny shit head, or is more laudable and manlier than him. Even other hardcore otaku think this guy is a tryhard wannabe faggot who skims over anything he reviews and does it for a quick buck. Once was a "rival" to Hope Chapman because of their anime tastes; unsurprisingly, showed us why anime fags like him can't get laid, even with the opposite gender in the fandom. Unsurprisingly was a "reviewer" on Blistered Thumbs before it choked on a dick.
|-
| [[File:Angry_Joe_Liar.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">[[Angry Joe]]</div>'''
| ✖
|<div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| Joe Vargas (aka Angry Joe, AKA Hungry Joe from his recent huge weight gain) is one among the festering shitpiles of video game reviewers on That Guy With The Glasses He is of Puerto-Rican heritage, so that makes him half-beaner. The batshit insane Joe produces a multitude of videos such as Let's Plays, movie reviews, angry rants, first impressions and the most popular, his Angry Reviews.
|-
| [[File:ToddInTheShadows Real Face.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">[[Todd in the Shadows]]</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| [[Powerword|Kenneth Munson]] is a hideous creature from the swamps who needs to wear a mask in order to hide his ugly mug. Tries to come off with a Phantom of the Opera persona. Doesn't work. He is also a staunch anti [[#GamerGater]], and it doesn't take much to trigger him. Literally just Tweet to him "I support GamerGate" and he'll fly off the wall (block you).
|-
| [[File:Mikej.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">MikeJTV</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| An [[unfunny]] retard who's gimmick is [[9gag]] tier English jokes like drinking tea and saying [[U WOT M8|m8]]. Reviews sequels because it's easy to tear into films that everyone knows are crap by just reading the title. Now became popular after leaving TGWTG for eating weird shit for weeks at a time.
|-
| '''<div style="text-align:center;">Mike Ellis</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Who cares?</div>
| TGWTG co-founder only noteworthy for being a massive pervert who sexually harassed multiple people despite being married, and got so pissed at one person for rejecting his advances that Michaud got some people to act as bodyguards for her so he wouldn't [[rape|try anything]].
|-
| [[File:Film Brain - Shit Eating Grin.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">Filmbrain</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| A balding autist and with a speech impediment that forces him to extend the last vowel of every sentenceeeee. No one knows if he does this deliberately or if he was born with such an ear-raping voice. Either way he should do everyone's ears a favour and put his tongue in a blender and go live in the woods.
|-
| [[File:Rapcritic.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">Rapcritic</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Who cares?</div>
| Token nigger. Reviews rap music, because that is what niggers like.
|-
| [[File:Brad Jones Fell Of A Porch.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">Brad Jones</div>'''
| <div style=background-:green;>✔</div>
| <div style=background-color:green;>Channel Awesome</div><div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| pretty cool guy reviews porn and makes movies on bread crumbs but soft spoken because he constantly is being pleasured in the ass due to work employer relations.

Still at TGWTG as he's best buddies with Nostalgia Critic.
|-
| [[File:Guru larry.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">Guru Larry</div>'''
| <div style=background-:green;>✔</div>
| <div style=background-color:green;>Channel Awesome</div><div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| Like Brad, another cool guy & Former television host. Reviews games that nobody cares about, as they were only released in England. Hates [[DarksydePhil]], but then again, who doesn't? {{Wpcl|Guru Larry}}

Still at TGWTG because he thinks it's funny.
|-
| [[File:TGWTG - Needs More Gay.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">Needs More Gay</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Who cares?</div>
| No, that is really the name [[powerword|Jamie Maurer]] went with. Being a complete faggot he actually believes that movies should have more gay instead of less.
|-
| [[File:Jewlewding.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">Some Jerk with a Camera</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| [[powerword|Tony Goldmark]]{{jew}} (also known as: '''Some Jerk with a Camera''') reviews theme parks in either [[Disney]] or [[Universal]]. Tries to be either a cross between [[Weird Al]], Dr. Demento, and [[The Simpsons]]; but even then... we could include some more politically incorrect [[4chan]] jokes; but nope, he's a [[feminist]], and he wants none of that. Once got kicked out of Lego Land for looking like a pedo (srsly)
|-
| '''<div style="text-align:center;">Rocked Reviews</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Who cares?</div>
| '''Rocked Reviews''' ([[powerword|Luke Spencer]]) is a type of rock reviewer that's worse than either [[Todd in the Shadows]] or Rap Critic would ever do... making his content painfully [[unfunny]] and boring at the same time. Unlike Todd, his only saving grace is he hasn't gone full SJW for some Nostalgia Chick poon.
|-
| [[File:TGWTG Foldable Human.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">Foldable Human</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| '''Dan Olson''' is a pedophile, who tried to frame 8chan for pedophilia by downloading tons of CP onto his computer only to reupload it to his own website, for educational purposes. He still has the originals just in case. Recently this CP-peddler had a bit of a spat with [[GamerGate|TFYC]] where he said they were [[Ironic|thin-skinned]] and asked them {{archive|1dpyd|to delete their account}}.
|-
| [[File:Tjrobot.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">[[TheAmazingAtheist|Trailer Failure]]</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| Finally, in the middle of September 2011, '''The Amazing Atheist''' had parted company with TGWTG. Leaving in a hissy-fit and bitching he left because TGWTG kept placing his videos at the bottom of their schedules and that they "only looked after their own". Soon after his depature, [[TheAmazingAtheist#BananaGate 2011|he went banana]].
|-
| [[File:XmasNerd.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]</div>'''
| ✔**
| <div style=background-color:darkred;>Cinemassacre</div><div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| '''James Rolfe''' is the man that Doug Walker owes his entire existence to for ripping off his Angry Reviewing style. From a stupid crossover rivalry fight scene to a 30 second cameo in the biggest internet travesty possible, James has really shown how far off the deep end he's gone for self whoring. Still, James one day hopes to make a movie that is similar to Kickassia. On another note, you have to wonder how awkward it is when Guru Larry and The Game Heroes run into him whenever the folks at TGWTG invite James to a get together.
|-
| [[File:Spoony_Rage.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">[[The Spoony Experiment]]</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Missing, Presumed Dead.</div>
| '''Spoony''' was fired from TGWTG when his videos got too edgy for them to handle.
|-
| [[File:Holly_Christine_Brown.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">Holly Christine Brown</div>'''
| ✖
| Tweeting and eBegging.
| '''Holly Christine Brown''' (aka [[Gook]]ygox) is a crazy fat lady. She claims to be a victim of TGWTG even though she was an high-powered administrator in HR. Among the things she did was fire Spoony after conspiring with Obscurus Lupa and Scarlet, and covered up the rapes of JewWario. Eventually fired for incompetence. She gets by begging on the internet and most recently she crowdfunded to literally wipe her ass for her.[https://twitter.com/_HollyChristine/status/1154080050821681153]
|-
| [[File:Jewfag rider kick.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">[[JewWario]]</div>'''
| †
| <div style=background-color:white;>Dead</div>
| [[Weeb]] that provided guides for playing old, untranslated Japanese games. Committed suicide in 2014. Was revealed to have been [[pedophile|sexually grooming underage fans]] and contributors in a botched attempt at damage control on Mike Michaud's part in 2018.
|-
| [[File:FAILousTGWTG.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">Phelous</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:blue;>Phelous.com</div><div style=background-color:Red;>Youtube</div>
| For their shittastic Third year aniversary ''To Boldly Flee'', Doung and Rob and co deliberately ASKED him to make shitty Babylon 5 style CGI and special effects "in parody". However, when audience backlash got severe and when Doung's penis shrived back into his crotch, they intentionally pressured and put all of the blame onto Phelous. Joke's on them; one of the many who have talent left you the shit you asked for. ''The Customer is never wrong, right?''
|-
| [[File:Lordkat.jpg|110px]] '''<div style="text-align:center;">Lordkat</div>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Who cares?</div>
| Jason Pullara, or his moniker Lordkat "Lardass" is one the biggest faggots to ever be on TGWTG. He is a near 40 something [[Edgy|edgelord]] guido of a cynical pedant fro Staten Island who lived in his parent's basement all his life, and saw the opportunity to Jew out even more, and was offered a better deal than TGWTG, which he [[Fail|turned down]]. Which explains why he currently works as a Encoding Engineer at Talkpoint, and not as a web content creator. His only contributions to the internet were telling Spoony to fuck off and kill himself for great justice and failing to start up TGWTG's Porn section by having sex live on streaming internet. Lately is hosting TL;DW videos bawwing about TGWTG and potentially explosive drama for having been on the roster of cum dribbling dick sucking for cents at a time and revealing up bit by bit of how big Doug's, Rob's, and Mike's cocks are. Currently proudly boasting about his molehill of a shit YouTube channel and lurking around KiwiFarms to cover his ass through dicksucking while forever failing at business and failing to garner any charisma to a real audience. Lesson learned: Don't lurk around your parent's basement forever, you'll get as entitled as this.
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<nowiki>*Official status with CA currently unknown</nowiki>

<nowiki>**Never actually made videos for CA</nowiki>

==Their shit movies==
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==TABLOID SHITFEST AHOY!!!!==

===In 2015 AD, Lordkat reveals the truth===
When he isn't being the opposite of Chris Farley (ie. an unentertaining self pitying self righteous myopia diseased obese nerd who acts like a dick to make up for the fact that he is a fucking backlogged asshole joke of a human being), Lordkat is also a most valuable source of information regarding what and what have the Walkers and Michaud have been doing behind the scenes of That Guy With The Glasses.

Sometime in 2013, Lordkat was kicked out faster than anyone on TGWTG.com. This was because IRL at Magfest 2013, the group did a live stream session but forgot to turn off the camera. A few minutes later, Lordkat and a woman soon came into the room and began to have sex. Say what you will (and believe us, we've said a lot), but at least Lardass here got pussy and the entire world got to witness it, unlike.... well, everyone else above.

Aside from that eye blinding affair, Lordkat was kicked out with less of a goodbye and more of a fuck off, compared to Spoony, who gave away his position as a woman raping serial killer along being a total hardkore gamer faggot, but was serenaded with dick lapping affection by both his fans and the Walkers and Michaud for how much money they brought them. We know what you do Noah. Quit hiding it.

Two years after having totally hid away from the internets and having lost his fanbase for "sexual assault", Lordkat then popped back out from the black hole he created by his weight and proceeded to go back live on camera. Thankfully, this is where he provided nonstop eyewitness evidence and backtalk on what TGWTG truly does off camera.

Be forewarned, all of this is TL;DR, but for what it is, Lardass lays it damn thick on all of these fucktard thinskinned twofaced double standards hypocrite faggotasses. Have fun.

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Oh, and enjoy Wednesday the 13th gift. We found out how Lardass's lonely concave penis is going to die one day.

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===More Evidence===

http://imgur.com/a/K8Xe4

As of 2015, Mike Micheaud gives off a very professional case of CEO management and inner company synergy bonding. This all includes:

*Firing ObsurusLupa when she didn't respond for 15 minutes, when in fact he was never ever available in the years prior to talk due to him playing X Box One all day!
*Refusing to post up videos and firing people off hand at his own whim and without any warning!
*Lacking integrity and lacking the proper discipline and dedication to making a great internet show site!
*That Doug, Rob, and Mike are sexist pussy wrecking assholes, and that Lupa was confronted by Mike who proceeded to insult her for over an HOUR!
*That Doug, Rob, and Mike literally did suck the cock of Spoony when he was big and gave him better treatment to him due to how he brought in more ad rev than anyone else with talent and less exposure!
*Revealing that the Indie Go Go Campaign of 2013 was all a MASSIVE scam and that NONE of the things proposed were to EVER manifest because they were severely fucked in the RED!!

And so, the biggest award for worst managed entertainment group is.... '''THAT GUY WITH THE GLASSES!!!!!'''

==Welcome to the Real World Channel Assfuck==
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BAWWW.

Apparently they are rallying a campaign to fight the powers of the "nasty icky no good Google and Youtube" and stick up for the little man.

First, watch some of their content.

Next, digest and come back to this video to see if he is telling the truth.

The answer is no he is not telling the truth.

Long story short, That Guy With The Glasses got knocked back to Google after being king of Blip, and reality slowly set back in that, well, his content fucking sucks.

What happens when they get their shit taken down?

Well, whine like a bitch!

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==Gallery==
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==[[Rule 34]] Gallery==
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= See Also =
* [[Doug Walker]]
* [[AVGN|Angry Video Game Nerd]] - <s>Future acquisition for TGWTG after James realizes that ScrewAttack, being money grabbing cunts, have milked him for all his e-fame is worth.</s> <s>Probably the other way around these days</s> Coffin's already sealed and on the cremation conveyor belt. Who TGWTG will be begging for to help get them out of the hole of Satan's ass.
* [[Asalieri]] - Writes the negative things about them here, still to this day.
*[[DodgerofZion]] - Fat, Autistic TGWTG Forum moderator and fangirl.
* [[Irate Gamer]] - Although Blistered Thumbs had made some sort of joke video saying that they were going to add him very long ago, the funny part is that even Bores is too good for a site like that.
* [[Luke Mochrie]]
* [[MST3K|Mystery Science Theater 3000]] - Another program featuring reviews of poorly constructed films, only actually funny.
* [[ScrewAttack]] - Arch nemesis of TGWTG and the <s>animal testing lab of contributors Mike Michaud liberates.</s> entertainment group that the shithead trimuvate utterly faceplant nosedived into Diaper Mountain failing to outpace.
* [[The Rapping Dog]] - See it for yourself.
* [[Video Game Reviewers]] - Potential future Blistered Thumbs fodder.
* [[Zac Bertschy]] - A lulzworthy case of weeaboo oldfaggotry and Gamergate levels of information tampering through animu news. Relevant because he's married to
*[[Jesuotaku]] - Yeah. This weeb. Had an affair years in the making by using member Nash Bozard as her ex boyfriend, and is in with Zac in his escapades.
*[[Linkara]] - Hmmmmmmmmm?
*[[SaturnDOS]] - Devious [[Trolls|troll]] that has attacked Channel Awesome in the name of [[Clay Claymore]].
*[[And nothing of value was lost]]

= External Links =
* [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com TGWTG mainsite]
* [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/ TGWTG forum]
* <s>[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=7822 The Fans BAW about ED]</s> 404'd
* [http://www.nostalgiacriticfan.on.nimp.org/ CLICK HERE IF YOU'RE A NOSTALGIA CRITIC FAN]
* [http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/108008749157/bye-ca Exodus]
* [https://imgur.com/a/xp8qy#0 Slideshows are Fun]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8zM6MComJ2teb52vO4wc_KVajygCNBTH] [[Mister_Metokur|Mister Metokur's]] Video Series
* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WZFkR__B3Mk9EYQglvislMUx9HWvWhOaBP820UBa4dA TL;DR Google doc with everyone detailing how bad CA treated them.] Too bad LordKat called it years ago

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Professional Wrestling

2025-02-04T11:14:02Z

Kento nakajima: /* Kane */

{{needsmore|of the ton of Internet drama on this topic, including TOW edit drama, and less detailed bios of fave actors}}
[[File:Jim barber christian.gif|thumb|The only socially acceptable form of [[homosexuality]], next to [[Handegg|football]]]]
[[Image:BlackMark.gif|right|thumb|Every [[faggot|wrestling fan]] ever]]

No television experience is finer than [[homoerotica|shirtless, oiled-up men with mullets and overtanned skin, dry humping each other]] in front of a crowd of [[Texas|redneck inbreds.]] No television experience is more [[heterosexual]] than an [[Hulk Hogan|aging blonde man sporting a Village People mustache and well-waxed saggy man-tits rip off his shirt in a broad show of masculinity, his barbaric yawp sending shivers through the crowd and a tingle through the bosoms of women and questioning youth everywhere]].
What was once about showing wrestling skills has devolved into little more than a weekly soap opera, except with a far trashier audience. The shows are mostly taken up by the diva stars and the search for louder, more waxed, and more shirtless men to display their steaming masculinity and total lack of skill. Do not confuse professional wrestling with [[buttsechs]], though to the undiscerning eye it may appear nearly identical.

[[Image:Leggaycy.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Monday Night RAW episode.]]

==World Wresting Entertainment (WWE)==
[[File:Cat wrestler.jpg|thumb|Current 'Heavyweight' champion.]]
[[File:King_Cat_Wrestling.png|thumb|]]
[[Image:WWE_Did_WTC.jpg|thumb|WWE did WTC...]]
[[Image:HoganWTC.jpg|thumb|NEVER FORGET, BROTHER!]]
[[File:Jesse-ventura.jpg|thumb|Jesse Ventura, [[Trufax|38th Governor of Minnesota]]]]
[[File:Benoit-Guerrero.jpg|thumb|Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero formed a close working relationship prior to their [[Lulzy|untimely]] deaths.]]
[[File:Gief moniez plox.jpg|thumb|[[Jew|Paul Heyman]]]]
The WWE is the oldest MMA promotion in the USA [[Shit nobody cares about|(Mehican group Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre (CMLL) having the edge on them by 40 years or so)]], having easily crushed it's opponents with money, ass and fail [[Lie|back in the days when wrestling was actually good]]. Back in the old days, they used to have storylines that were made for the non-retarded, good wrestlers and [[tits]]. Nowadays, they try their hardest to fuck everything up by doing crappy stories and making awful champions. (See [[John Cena]] and [[India|The Great Khali]])

===WWE Roster===
Employees in WWE consist of talentless wrestlers, managers, play-by-play and color commentators, ring announcers, interviewers, referees, trainers, road agents, script writers, and whores.

After sucking Vince McMahon's dick, an employee's contract ranges from developmental contracts to multi-year deals. Generally, if employee's suck him off good enough the first time, they are placed on one of the promotions main television brands (Raw and SmackDown). If a employee gives Vince a bad blowjob, they will be offered a developmental contract and be placed on a shitty promotion called NXT, that only basement-dwelling smarks watch. Unless they improve on giving head, they will never make it to one of the main brands.

====WWE Male Roster (Current and Former)====
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!style="background: #e3e3e3;" width="15%"|Ring name (Real name)
!style="background: #e3e3e3;" width="15%"|Nickname
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|Aiden English Matthew Rehwoldt
|''The Autiste''
|A Pasty white faggot that was in a jobber tag team called "The Vaudevillians", a team from a "Bygone era", until man-boobed Simon Gotch got released. Became a jobber along with Simon after an orgy for the tag-team championship against The New Day.
|-
|AJ Styles Allen Jones
|''The Phenomenal Faggot'' ''The Fag That Loves to Shag''
|Former TNA midget with the gayest hairstyle on the roster. Every IWC basement-dweller cums buckets whenever his shitty theme song plays because he wrestled in [[Japan]] as part of a shitty NWO ripoff stable called the "Bullet Club". His Finisher is literally shoving the opponent's face in his crotch, lifting their ass in his face, and then falling forward into their ass. Became the WWE Champion and every Smark blew their collective loads. Lost the championship to another Smark favourite, Daniel Bryan.
|-
|(Alexander) Rusev Miroslav Barnyashev
|''[[Communism|The Bulgarian Brute]]'' ''The Super Faggot'' ''The True American Queero''
|Fat <s>Bulgarian</s> <s>Russian</s> [[Bulgaria|Bulgarian]] retard with an outdated gimmick from the 80's. Nobody gives a shit about him, they just say they like him because they don't want to admit that they only like [[fapping]] to his manager/wife, Lana. Was undefeated for almost a year before turning into a pathetic loser after getting buried by John Cena. He forgot his first name in 2014. He tries to be relevant via his "Rusev Day" gimmick nowadays.
|-
|(Antonio) Cesaro Claudio Castagnoli
|''The Swiss Superfag'' ''[[Gay|King of Swing]]'' ''The Professional Salad Tosser''
|Balding Eurofag, and one of the IWC's biggest wet dreams. His fanbase is constantly getting trolled by Vince due to Vince's refusal to push him. Like Rusev, he forgot his first name in 2014, and has been known just as "Cesaro" since then. Now butt buddies with Sheamus and the Big Show.
|-
|Apollo (Crews) Sesugh Uhaa
|
|A Terry Crews lookalike who can't stop smiling to save his life. Got into a series of matched because Daniel Bryan fucked up his name by calling him "Apollo Creed". He's now a part of "Titus Worldwide" along with Titus O'Neil and [[Caitlyn_Jenner|Dana Brooke]]. Got his last name removed because of a [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|ginger manlet]]. Funny thing is, the IWC originally believed this man could become one of the next big things in WWE, oh how [[Retarded|wrong]] they were.
|-
|Baron Corbin Thomas Pestock
|''The Lone Wolf''
|A long-haired skinny-fat queer with a stomach face and a receding hairline. Made a Spaghetti-haired faggot named Dolph Ziggler and a Masked Spic named Kalisto his bitches. [[Loser|Was the 2017 Money in the Bank winner before Cena fucked him over and ruined his cash-in.]] Had an incredibly boring US title Reign before losing it to Ziggler. Seriously, he's the very embodiment of "[[Shit no one cares about|shit no one cares about]]". He was so horrible that they shaved his head and gave him the current position of General Manager just to spare us from his awful matches.
|-
|Big E (Langston) Ettore Ewen
|''Big Ape'' ''The Alpha Unicorn''
|Big gorilla with breast implants. Debuted to cuck Dolph Ziggler by ramming his nigger dick up AJ Lee's ass. Lost his in-ring last name 'cause he's a filthy monkey and slaves don't have last names. Later joined up with fellow niggers Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods to form a shitty stable called the New Day.
|-
|Big Show Paul Wight II
|''The World's Largest Athlete'' ''The Gayest Giant of All Time''
|Giant drooling fatass that spits everywhere and can barely move around in the ring. Has turned face and heel more times than your mom sucked dicks in an alleyway. Recently re-signed with the WWE after losing 70 pounds and currently has gay sex with the Bar.
|-
|Bo Dallas Taylor Rotunda
|''The Inspirational Faggot''
|Wrestler whose gimmick is being oblivious to the fact that no one likes him. Basically, he's John Cena. Had a pretty impressive winning streak before losing to a nigger and becoming a jobber. Used to have orgies with Curtis Axel, The Miz, & Maryse until him and Curtis Axel turned on the Miz. Was surprisingly tag team champions with Curtis Axel, but even that proved to be boring and both faded into obscurity.
|-
|Bobby Roode Robert Roode Jr.
|''The Glorious Fag'' ''The Shit Factor'' ''Some Other Guy''
|Yet another TNA faggot who went to WWE like all the other TNA faggots before him. Adopted the overrated "Glorious" persona, complete with an equally overrated theme song. Was the top heel in NXT, but became a midcard Babyface when debuting on SmackDown. Beat Juiced Mahal in Tournament to become US Champion after Ziggler vacated it a few weeks prior out of butthurt. He's yet another failed attempt to turn a natural heel into babyface.
|-
|Braun Strowman Adam Scherr
|''The Abominable Strowman'' ''A Monster Among Men'' ''A Retard of a Man''
|Giant retard who sounds like Christian Bale's Batman who replaced Erick Rowan as the Wyatt Family's resident furfag. They kept him around after Rowan rejoined, and then they could usually be found yiffing backstage. Was separated from the Wyatt Family due the brand split and the only reason people like him now is because he was beating the shit out of Roman Reigns. Shouts [[ALL CAPS|"I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU"]] like a retard. He won the tag team championship with a fucking 10-year old kid, involuntarily proving that even a kid is more over than half of the roster. Supposed to be this unstoppable scary monster, yet he's repeatedly been proven to be [[loser|Brock Lesnar's bitch]] time and time again.
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|Bray Wyatt Windham Rotunda
|''The New Face of Faggotry'' ''The Eater of Pins''
|[[Fat]] cult leader who wears a [[fedora]] and has a [[neckbeard]]. Is basically known for always losing his feuds, making him the WWE equivalent of the kid on the playground who acts tough despite routinely getting his ass kicked by everyone else. Absolutely no one gives a shit about this unscary loser anymore. His former followes were[[Furry|a guy who wears a sheep mask]], a sweaty guy with a dirty tanktop, a fatass who sounds like Christian Bale's Batman, A migdet goat with a rash, and a faggot with a boner covered in baby oil. After he got buttraped by [[Crackhead|"Woken"]] Matt Hardy, he become tag team champions with him for a while, until being defeated by the [[loser|B-Team]]. Now being kept off television due to Matt Hardy's retirement.
|-
|Brock Lesnar
|''The [[Bestiality]] Incarnate''
|Inarticulate shaved ape who told WWE to fuck off 10 years ago to join [[MMA|UFC]]. Came back after he was too much of a pussy for them and [[fail|lost his first match back to John Cena, even though he spent the whole match kicking the shit out of Cena]]. Later caused every wrestling fan in the world to shit themselves and retreat to their hugboxes by [[COMBO BREAKER|ending the Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak]]. Later pwned Goldberg at Wrestlemania 33 for the Universal Championship, which began an incredibly long and boring reign. Finally lost the title to Roman Reigns at SummerSlam 2018, but then [[troll|gained it back at Crown Jewels]].
|-
|Chad Gable Charles Betts
|
|A Kurt Angle and Charlie Haas ripoff that can't cut a promo and was one-half of the World's Greatest Tag-Team ripoff called "American Alpha" before Jason Jordan was revealed as Kurt Angle's son. Now hangs out with Bobby Roode.
|-
|Curt Hawkins Brian Myers
|''The Prince of Queers''
|Perhaps best remembered for having threesomes with Edge and Zack Ryder throughout 2007-2008. Now jobs to everyone on the roster. Want proof? Ask your local cable provider, or if you're a cheap Jew watch it on pirate streams, you [[sick fuck]]. Now back in the WWE as a [[Chuck Norris]] Wannabe who has never won a match since coming back.
|-
|Curtis Axel Joe Hennig
|''[[Shit Nobody Cares About]]'' ''Mr. Irrelevant''
|Was expected to go big by the fat internet fan slobs known as the IWC but failed to garner any fans in the process. He's only recognized because his father was the stereotypical Nazi jock who died after consuming large amounts of crack. Used to be managed by kike walrus Paul Heyman and is now another jobber. Formerly had orgies with Bo Dallas, The Miz, & Maryse, until he joined [[retard|Bo Dallas]] in becoming the most irrelevant tag team champions of all time. Thankfully, both are currently off TV.
|-
|Dash Wilder Daniel Wheeler
|
|A flabby NXT faggot with a jacket and a towel along with his butt buddy Scott Dawson. Together they're "The Revival", where they hug each other every 10 seconds. He, along with his teammate, got cursed by the almight Vince Mcmahon himself because of using the term "professional wrestler" and both turned into jobbers.
|-
|Dean Ambrose Jonathan Good
|''[[Insane|The Lunatic]] [[Cringe]]'' ''The Ironfag of the WWE'' ''The Douche''
|Unstable faggot with a shitty combover and a love for [[Cock|Hotdogs]] who was Seth Rollins' butt buddy in the Shield. After Rollins betrayed the Shield, Ambrose took the loss of his boyfriend pretty hard and devoted several months to beating the shit out of him. Later got de-pushed after Vince McMahon got butthurt that his merchandise was outselling John Cena's. Got screwed over in a ladder match for the WWE Championship by a chinless faggot named James Ellsworth before becoming the Intercontinental Champion and then losing it to The Miz. Shaved his head after returning from injury and was back to fucking Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns in the ass. Oh, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwiK-Zx4H3M&t=1m00s he also loves niggers].
|-
|Dolph Ziggler Theodore "Nick" Nemeth
|''The Showoff (your ass)'' ''The #Fag''
|A Spaghetti-Haired Faggot who flops like a fish in the ring and squeals like a Pig. A former cheerleader turned male prostitute that dated Eddie Guerrero's beaner widow. Got fame for getting IRL pwned by [[Wolverine]] because the Australian fag thought wrestling was real, Bub. Another one of the IWC's Wet Dreams.
|-
|Elias (Samson) Jeffery Sciullo
|''The Drifter'' ''Queer of Song Style''
|A hipster with a scarf that plays the Guitar. Got "fired" from NXT for losing to fatass Kassius Ohno in a Loser leaves NXT match. Walked across the stage on an episode of ''Raw'', but no one cared. His catchphrase is [[Nobody|"Who wants to walk with Elias"]].
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|Epico Colón Orlando Colón
|''Epic (fail)''
|Some Puerto Rican freak show who hid behind a mask to avoid being confused with Rocky Dennis. Teamed up with Primo and [[Shit nobody cares about|no one cared]], even though they were tag team champions for a while. The two later got repackaged as Mexican bullfighters, and people continued to not give a shit as usual. Was a timeshare scammer with Primo as The Shining Stars and is now just a jobber.
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|(Erick) Rowan Joseph Rudd
|''The Big Red Aspie''
|Wyatt Family member who dresses like a garbage man and [[Furry|wears a sheep mask]]. After the Wyatts broke up, WWE gave him an [[Autism|autistic]] savant gimmick. Was left out of the Wyatt Family once they reunited because the others told him to fuck off and yiff in hell. Was back in the Wyatt Family, but got a shoulder injury from said yiffing in 2016. Now butt buddies with Luke Harper in the team called "The Bludgeon Brothers". Currently sidelined due to injury.
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|Fandango Curtis Hussey
|''The Ballroom Faggot'' ''The Dance Expert'' ''The Gay And Faggy'' ''The Lord of the Dance''
|A dancing queer who won his debut match at Wrestlemania against Chris Jericho and jobbed ever since. Now doing faggy unfunny sketches with a fruitcake faggot with a fuzzy selfie stick named Tyler Breeze.
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|Finn Bálor Fergal Devitt
|''The Demon Queer''
|A Sawed-Off Irish Twink who has no personality even when he puts on Venom and Carnage facepaint. Won the ugly Universal Championship on his third match on the main roster making Smarks jizz in their pants. Prayers were answered when he got injured by Seth Rollins during said match in 2016 and wasn't on 'Raw' for the rest of 2016.
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|Heath Slater Heath Miller III
|''The One Man Orgy''
|A redneck jobber who was once in a band of jobbers with an Indian and a Scotsman. Currently getting fucked in the ass by his tag-team partner Rhyno.
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|Jason Jordan Nathan Everhart
|
|The same as Chad Gable above, but replace Charlie Hass with Shelton Benjamin. Was recently revealed as Kurt Angle's son which was a huge letdown as Kurt made it out like it was going to destory his career. Thankfully off TV after a neck injury.
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|[[Jeff Hardy]] Jeffery Hardy
|''The Charisma-less Enigma''
|[[Jeff Hardy|See his ED Page here to find out what this Spot Monkey is all about.]]
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|Jimmy & Jey Uso Jonathan Fatu (Jimmy) Joshua Fatu (Jey)
|''[[Twincest]] for the Wincest''
|Twin Samoan queers whose fatass father is best known for forcing his thong-covered butthole into his opponents' faces and making an ass out of himself during the Attitude Era. One of them got married to an ugly, big-lipped nigress who is on ''SmackDown'' and WWE's [[shit|shitty]] "reality" show ''Total Divas'' so the Usos got a run with the tag titles. Won [[shit nobody cares about|the Slammy Award]] for "Tag Team of the Year" in 2015 despite the fact that they spent half of that year out of action, proving that nepotism is alive and well in the WWE. Are related to the Rock, along with every other Samoan in the WWE currently, except for Samoa Joe. They turned heel in 2016 and now they try to act as black as possible.
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|Jinder Mahal Yuvraj Dhesi
|''The Man of "Piss"'' ''The Modern Gay Maharaja''
|An Indian-Canadian who was part of a jobber stable called "3MB" and got released in 2014. When he came back 2 years later, no one cared and he only became WWE Champion to pander to the smelly Indian Market. On so many steroids that he has Gyno, Bacne, and a voice that makes him sound like he needs a glass of water. Shanti, motherfuckers.
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|[[John Cena]] John Cena Jr.
|''The Chump'' ''The Leader of the Cenation''
|So much faggotry and fail that he [[John Cena|warrants his own page here on ED.]]
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|Kalisto Emanuel Rodriguez
|''The King of Flight''
|A masked spic with two underserved US title reigns. Was in an irrelevant tag team with botching spic Sin Cara called "The Lucha Dragons". Best known for fucking up his promo during the Brand Split, in which he told everyone that he's there to [[Fail|make-a go-good luchas lucha... thing... goddammit whoo]].
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|Karl Anderson Chad Allegra
|''The Machine Gun''
|A bald, oiled-up queer partnered with a taller bald, oiled-up queer named Luke Gallows. Is supposedly a big deal because, like AJ Styles, He wrestled in Japan as part of the Bullet Club.
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|Kevin Owens Kevin Steen
|''The GameStop Customer'' ''K.O.'' ''The Prizefucker'' ''The Fag of America''
|Fat fuck with swamp ass who looks like a slightly less bloated [[Angry Grandpa|Charlie Green]], or like any given douchebag you'd see buying the latest ''[[Call of Duty]]'' at GameStop. Wrestles with his T-shirt on and in gym shorts, because he's fat and doesn't want anyone to see his man boobs and baby bump. The IWC masturbates to him because he used to be in [[Overrated|Ring of Honor]], and simultaneously creamed their pants when he beat Cena clean. However, because Cena is the ultimate troll of pro-wrestling fans, he made Owens his bitch later. Was the holder of The Universal Title , Intercontinental Title , & U.S. Title which he had to hold over his shoulder because he was too fat for it to fit around his waist. Fans occasionally make fun of him and call him [[Fat|fat]] or [[Canuck|Canadian]], [[Butthurt|which he retorts every single time]]. Currently sidelined from leg injuries.
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|Kofi Kingston Kofi Sarkodie-Mensah
|''The AIDS-ridden Dynamo''
|Some African who used to act like a Jamaican before he forgot his accent on an episode of RAW. Was a WWE Tag Team Champion alongside his fuck buddy, Evan Bourne. Is responsible for the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]]s. Now part of a shitty stable called the New Day.
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|Konnor Ryan Parmeter
|
|A rat-faced fat fuck jobber in a jobber tag team called "The Ascension". Was a big deal in NXT before becoming a failure on the main roster.
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|Luke Gallows Andrew Hankinson
|
|Another Bald Queer who was once in the WWE as a lobotomized retard named Festus and then a member of CM Punk's [[SXe|Straight Edge Society]]. Got Future Endeavored in 2011 and , like Karl & AJ, wrestled in Japan as part of the [[Bullshit|Bullet]] Club before coming back to WWE.
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|(Luke) Harper Jon Huber
|''[[Buttsex|The Backwoods Brawler]]''
|Dirty, balding [[redneck]] who was once Bray Wyatt's sex slave before becoming another jobber. Now slaps and rapes his teammate Erick Rowan.
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|Mike Kanellis Mike Bennett
|
|Another TNA Faggot with a gay [[Pokemon|Pidgeotto]] haircut who isn't going to amount to shit in the company. Adopted his wife's last name which makes him a pussy-whipped cuck. He's now in 205 Live.
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|The Miz Michael Mizanin
|''The [[Cleveland]] Faggot'' The [[Gay|Awesome]] One ''The Moneymaker'' ''The Gayest WWE Superstar of All Time
|MTV has-been with abnormally huge lips that cushion Vince's frail dick. Was successful in 2010 as WWE champion to the point he replaced [[Basketball|LeBron James]] as the financial source for Cleveland until Punk got in the picture by stealing his gimmick by telling the world how much Cena sucks. Despite being married to Maryse, was undeniably gay for Curtis Axel & Bo Dallas.
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|Mojo Rawley Dean Muhtadi
|
|A Cocaine addict who has no personality whatsoever and is only known because he had [[buttsechs]] with Zack Ryder as "The Hype Bros.". Won a worthless trophy on the Wrestlemania 33 Pre-Show.
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|Primo Colón Eddie Colón
|
|A jobber on the roster who we usually only see on WWE Superstars. Tries to mimic his dad's moves but fails because he's not a nigger. Currently buttfucking his cousin Epico. The two later got repackaged as [[Stereotype|Mexican bull fighters]], because nobody gave a shit about them. Was a timeshare scammer with Epico as the Shining Stars before becoming a jobber tag-team with his cousin.
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|Randy Orton Randal Orton
|''[[Goatse|RKO]]'' ''The Viper'' ''The Gaypex Predator''
|Asshole with an eternal erection who failed at being a marine because he couldn't handle orders or topping recruits. Thought that naked and sweaty guys rubbing on each other wasn't gay at all, so off to WWE he went. Is totally riding on HHH's cock and being Vinnie Mac's cock mitten for to earn himself [[over 9000]] titles. He's Currently on the Smackdown roster, making Big Show jealous about constant heel-face turns.
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|Rhyno Terrance Gerin
|''The Man Beast'' ''The Gore Machine''
|Wet-haired former ECW faggot who's currently fucking Heath Slater in the ass in the Tag-Team division.
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|Roman Reigns Leatie "Joe" Anoa'i
|''The Gay'' ''The Big Dog'' ''The Juggernaut'' ''The Powerhouse''
|Wet-Haired Family Man Samoan known for his shitty promos. The IWC has a raging hate boner for him after he [[troll]]ed them in 2015 by winning the Royal Rumble instead of Daniel Bryan or any other Vanilla Midget/IWC Wet Dream, and later beating Bryan when the latter got butthurt and wanted Roman's title shot. Is the reason anyone even remotely cares about Braun Strowman. Is only loved and cared about by [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old boys]] and [[India|Indians]], which are the vast majority of today's WWE fans. [[shit nobody cares about|Beat Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship]], until he was forced to relinquish it after announcing he had [[cancer]].
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|R-Truth Ronnie Killings
|''[[Alex Jones|The Conspiracy Theorist]]'' ''R-Trizzle''
|See: [[Bix nood]], [[Ebonics]] and [[Rap]] to read about what this lowly nigger encompasses.
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|Sami Zayn Rami Sebei
|''The Underdog from the Underground''
|A Canadian Ginger Muslim that dances on the way to the ring and has an eternal hard-on for Kevin Owens. Loved by the IWC even though he cuts the same promo about "Opportunity" every fucking week. Currently on the ''SmackDown'' roster and Kevin Owens' [[Bitch|"guardian angel"]]. Currently sidelined from injury, but nobody misses him.
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|Samoa Joe Nuufolau Seanoa
|''The Destroyer of Cheeseburgers'' ''The (Samoan) Salad-Tossing Specialist''
|Fatass potato with no neck that used to be in TNA & ROH, which means he's fap material for smarks. Beat the shit out of and injured Seth Rollins on his debut episode of ''Raw'', proving that Indie faggots can't do anything without injuring themselves and/or others. Now he jobs to AJ Styles.
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|Scott Dawson David Harwood
|
|The Same flabby, jacket and towel-wearing NXT queer as Wilder, except he's bald.
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|Seth Rollins Colby Lopez
|''The Architect'' ''The Aerialist'' ''[[The Man]]''
|A beaner with two-toned hair. Best known for cheating on his fiancee with some tattooed whore and getting pics of his undersized dick leaked online as a result. Made Smarks cry in their cum stained bodypillows when he injured Finn Bálor in the summer of 2016. Beat Triple H after HHH betrayed him several months ago at Wrestlemania 33. Now he fights nobody but Dolph Ziggler and constantly gets his ass kicked by his former friend Dean Ambrose.
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|Sheamus Stephen Farrelly
|''The Celtic Faggot'' ''The Great White Cumstain''
|Irish faggot whose skin is pale white due to always being covered in cum. He wins pretty much every match he's in due to being Triple H's butt buddy. Once got his ass kicked IRL by a Jap half his size. Now butt buddies with Cesaro and the Big Show.
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|Shelton Benjamin
|
|A Nigger who's best known for getting kicked in the face by Shawn Michaels. Was supposed to come back to the WWE in 2016,but got injured before his planned re-debut. He finally debuted on Smackdown to do nothing more to replace his own ripoff Jason Jordan as Chad Gable's Tag-team partner.
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|Shinsuke Nakamura
|''The Queer of Strong Style''
|A Skrillex-Haired Azn that does nothing but kick people while having a plumber's crack. Being Japanese, he has a big smarky fanbase in the IWC. Makes retarded faces and spazzes out like a retarded child on the way to the ring. Every Neckbeard in the arena will jizz their pants over him and his theme song.
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|Sin Cara Luis Urive ''(originally)'' Jorge Arias ''(currently)''
|''The Internationally [[Fail|Botching]] Sensation''
|Masked spic best known for botching in every match he's in due to being mentally retarded. His mask covers his entire face and he never talks, so he's generic enough to be able to be replaced at will. Was in an irrelevant tag team with fellow masked spic Kalisto. Known for getting into fights with Chris Jericho & Simon Gotch. Now apart of the vanilla midget division, also known as the Cruiserweights.
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|Titus O'Neil Thaddeus Bullard Sr.
|''The Real Deal'' ''Trips'' (Originally belonged to Triple H but Titus earned it after his [[Dumbass|mistake]])
|A nigger who's best known for getting suspended for grabbing Vince after Daniel Bryan's Retirement speech, tripping and sliding under the ring because karma's a fat bitch. Was the former buttbuddy of [[GNAA|gay nigger]] Darren Young as the Primetime Players. Now runs Titus Worldwide who's members include Apollo <s>Crews</s> and Dana Brooke.
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|Tye Dillinger Ronald Arnelli
|''The Perfect 10''
|A Canuck sporting a man-bun [[Fact|whose only purpose in the WWE is to shout the Number 10 everytime he goes out to the ring to compensate for the lack of personality and moveset]].
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|Tyler Breeze Matthias Clement
|''Prince Penis'' ''The Sultan of Semen'' ''The King of Cockville'' ''The Definition of Dick Sucking'' ''Unlikable Wonder'' ''The [[Gay|Gorgeous]] One''
|Even gayer version of Dolph Ziggler. A male [[camwhore]] who sodomizes himself and his opponents with a selfie stick. He feuded with Ziggler over which one of them could suck the most dicks in under an hour. Now in a gay Tag Team with Fandango called "Breezango" doing shitty sketches.
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|Viktor Eric Thompson
|
|A jobber with a receding hairline and apart of the Ascension with rat-faced Konnor. Was also, like Konnor, a big deal in NXT before failing on the main roster.
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|Xavier Woods Austin Watson
|''The Valedicktorian''
|Another nigger who currently teams with Kofi Kingston and Big E as the New Day. His gimmick is being an obnoxious monkey who plays a trombone. Has a gaming channel IRL called ''UpUpDownDown'' where he does shitty [[Let's Play|let's plays]]. Has a smaller dick than Brad Maddox, thus further proving that not all black men have giant dicks.
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|Zack Ryder Matthew Cardona
|''[[ITG|The Internet Sensation]]'' ''The Long Island Iced-Z'' ''The Ultimate Fagski'' ''The Woo Woo Woo Fag''
|[[So cash|Homosexual club kid]] who whores himself out on [[YouTube]]. Is totally BFFs with John Cena, which makes him some sort of sellout cunt but the IWC is too blind to see this obvious fact that Ryder is nothing more than a ploy from the WWE to push Cena even further. WOO WOO WOO! Was Injured and not missed by anyone who is not an IWC Neckbeard.
|}

====WWE Whore Roster (Current and Former)====
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!style="background: #e3e3e3;" width="15%"|Ring name
!style="background: #e3e3e3;" width="15%"|Real name
!style="background: #e3e3e3;" width="20%"|Notes
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|Alexa Bliss
|Alexis Kaufman
|A Harley Quinn wannabe with a Jew nose who beat Becky Lynch for the SmackDown Women's Championship despite being shorter than the average dick of an IWC Smark. Feuding with the Troll Doll Becky Lynch because she believes in Fairy Tales. now on the Raw Roster. Is friends with [[Fat|Nia Jax]] [[IRL|IRL]]. She has nice [[Ass|ass]].
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|Alicia Fox
|Victoria Crawford
|Crazy bitch that hasn't done much of anything of any value even though she's been in the WWE for over a decade. Was once the Valet for a Cruiserweight midget named Noam Dar. Apart from that, [[Shit no one cares about|she bears an uncanny resemblance to Rihanna.]]
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|Asuka
|Kanako Urai
|A crazy, flamboyant-haired, mentally retarded [[Azn|Asian]] bitch who was undefeated for a long time because of the power of the rabid fanbase, before [[Tranny|Charlotte]] ended her winning streak at Wrestlemania. She was also the winner of the first ever Women's Royal Rumble.
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|Bayley
|Pamela Martinez
|A [[Rule 63]] [[Jay Leno]] who was a part of the irrelevant Divas Revolution. The Human version of [[My Little Pony]] in that she was meant for little girls, but mainly attracted fat, neckbearded manchildren. Buried herself on an episode ''Raw Talk'' because she can't cut a promo. Was somehow the Raw Women's Champion. She's the female and even more downgraded version of John Cena.
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|Becky Lynch
|Rebecca Quin
|Goggle-wearing slut who may be legitimately [[retarded]] if the sound of her voice is any indication. Was introduced as part of the "[[Shit nobody cares about|Divas Revolution]]," meaning that she gets cheered by IWC smarks for doing fuck-all. She thinks she's a [[Men|man]] now, just because she got a stiff punch to the face and got her face bleed like crazy.
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|Carmella
|Leah Van Dale
|An Ugly bitch who was once the Valet of Enzo & Cass. Called out Nikki Bella for only getting where she is by sucking John Cena's dick. Was managed by the chinless James Ellsworth, [[Shit nobody cares about|who helped her win the first ever Women's Money In the Bank Ladder Match]], until she got bored of him and let every single Diva beat the shit out of him. She finally cashed in her motherfucking MITB contract on Charlotte and became Smackdown Women's Champion. [[Some argue|It is rumored that]] she shouts "wassup" while giving R-Truth blowjobs.
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|Charlotte Flair
|Ashley Fliehr
|Daughter of Ric Flair (see below), which WWE constantly reminds its audience of. It's not like they have to tell people, though, seeing as how she looks just like him if he became a [[tranny]]. [[Truth|She uses her father's name to stay relevant]], yet [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9KOdKznffk|she told him to GTFO two years ago.]
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|Dana Brooke
|Ashley Sebera
|A [[Bruce_Jenner|Caitlyn Jenner]] lookalike that was the bitch of Australian whore Emma before she got injured. Now she is the manager and cum dumpster of two [[Nigger|niggers]], Titus O'Neil and Apollo Crews.
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|Lana
|Catherine Perry
|Fake Russian whore who managed Rusev until he got cucked by Dolph Ziggler. She was the only reason people gave a shit about Rusev, mainly due to the fact that the fans loved to masturbate to her. Married to Rusev IRL, proving that she has no standards. Became a wrestler and never won a singles match, [[Shit nobody cares about|her only victory was in a mixed gender tag team match]].
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|Liv Morgan
|Gionna Daddio
|A complete ripoff of Carmella who's on the "Riott Squad" with a Mr. Bean lookalike and a southern bitch who can't cut promos.
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|Mandy Rose
|Amanda Saccomanno
|Some blonde bitch who's partners with Paige and an MMA Dyke in a group called "Absolution". Has no personality whatsoever, yet she's hot.
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|Mickie James
|Mickie James-Aldis
|Some bitch that used to be in the WWE until they released her in 2010. 7 years later, she's back in the WWE after posing as a fake luchador for weeks on Smackdown. Now she mentors Alexa Bliss and jobs to everybody on the roster.
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|Naomi
|Trinity McCray-Fatu
|Big-lipped nigress Predator who is the object of the IWC's jungle fever. Her finisher is literally sticking her ass in her opponents' faces. Married to one of the [[Irrelevant|Uso twins]]. Is currently roster filler.
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|Natalya
|Natalya Neidhart
|Ugly bitch whom the IWC fawns over despite the fact that she sucks in the ring. The only reason she has fans is because she's related to [[Canada|Bret Hart]] and is married to smark's wet dream Tyson Kidd. Daughter of some [[crackhead]] with a goatee that calls himself the Anvil.
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|Nia Jax
|Savelina Fanene
|A landwhale who, like Roman Reigns and the Usos, is related to The Rock, which means that she'll probably have many undeserved championship reigns. Has nothing but Squash matches on Raw. Recently, she beat the piss out of Alexa Bliss and became Raw Women's Champion.
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|Nikki Bella
|Stephanie Garcia
|Another Ugly bitch with fake tits. She became [[Shit nobody cares about|the longest-running Diva's champion]] due to the [[Fact|fact]] stated by Carmella that [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKmeIrIDkCQ| she sucks John Cena's dick]. [https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/16/entertainment/john-cena-nikki-bella-split/index.html Disregard that, they broke up lol]
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|Ronda Rousey
|Ronda Jean Rousey
|A former UFC champion who got pushed to the skies by Dana White before she got her ass handed to her by Holly Holm and especially Amanda Nunes. Now she's in WWE like every other former UFC or MMA fighter who couldn't take real fighting any longer and resorted to the "fake" one to make more money. Being a female and even more annoying version of Brock Lesnar, she bores people so much that people chant for anybody who kicks her ass.
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|Ruby Riott
|Dori Prange
|A Mr. Bean lookalike who's the leader of the Riott Squad with [[Wigger|Liv Morgan]] & [[Retard|Sarah Logan]].
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|Sarah Logan
|Sarah Bridges
|A Southern Bitch who can't cut a promo to save her life. Is the most forgettable member of the Riott Squad. She loves "gay meat".
|-
|Sasha Banks
|Mercedes Kaestner-Varnado
|Ugly balding negress who, like Naomi, the IWC has Jumgle Fever forr. Was introduced as part of the "Diva's Revolution," which means that she mostly just stands around doing nothing.
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|Sonya Deville
|Daria Berenato
|An MMA carpet muncher who's partners with Paige and a Blonde Whore in a group called "Absolution". Her only personality trait is that she likes to beat people up.
|-
|Tamina
|Sarona Snuka-Polamalu
|Samoan butterface who, like Charlotte, looks just like her father, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka. Has done nothing since 2010 except bodyguard the anorexic whore AJ Lee and get injured. Oh yeah, and her father was famous for killing his girlfriend.
|}

===='''UNDER CONSTRUCTION:''' WWE/WCW Alumni====
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!style="background: #e3e3e3;" width="15%"|Ring name (Real name)
!style="background: #e3e3e3;" width="15%"|Nickname
!style="background: #e3e3e3;" width="20%"|Notes
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|André the Giant André Roussimoff
|''The Eighth Wonder of the World''
|Immovable beer-bellied giant that wants you to [[OBEY]]. [[Shit nobody cares about|Also the first WWE Hall of Famer]].
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|Chris Benoit Christopher Benoit
|''The [[literally|Crippler]]'' ''The Rabid Wolverine'' ''Toothless Aggression''
|A [[An hero|misunderstood savior]]. Visit [[Chris Benoit|his page]] for more info.
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|Chris Jericho Christopher Irvine
|''Y2Gay''
|A Canuck with concave tits who was in a gay relationship with fat fuck Kevin Owens and can get almost anything popular among the IWC neckbeards. Examples include: A faggy scarf, "The List", & [[Gay|The Power of Friendship]]. [[Shit nobody cares about|He has a band called "Fozzy."]]
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|Chyna Joan Laurer
|''Ninth Wonder of the World''
|[[Steroids|Roid]] [[Hermaphrodite|Hermaphro-]][[dyke]] that has it's [[Chyna|own page here]].
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|Goldberg William Goldberg
|
|Talentless meathead that couldn't make the cut with [[football]] so he chose a gayer "sport." Somehow made a fan base over the fact that he only knew like 3 moves and had matches that mostly lasted 2 minutes. Was well known for having a [[bullshit]] undefeated streak that came to an end after getting tazed by Kevin Nash. Got his ass handed to him by Chris Jericho [[IRL]], making him the real life equivalent of an [[internet tough guy]]. Was given the Universal Championship years later for whatever reason until he got [[pwned]] by Brock Lesnar, thus starting an incredibly long and boring title reign.
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|Hulk Hogan Terry Bollea
|''The Immortal'' ''The Red and Yellow Faggot'' ''The Hulkster''
|This prehistoric and overrated has-been warrants [[Hulk Hogan|his own ED page]].
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|John "Bradshaw" Layfield
|''JBL'' ''The Longest reigning WWE Champion in SmackDown history''
|Dumbass [[Texas|Texan]] with dementia that can't say Michael Cole's name right to save his life, calling him "Maggle". Almost always gets his facts wrong and almost always laughs at every possible moment. His only redeeming quality is that he allegedly bullied some pukey radio-voiced faggot named Mauro Ranallo off of TV.
|-
|Kane Glen Jacobs
|''[[Satanism|The Devil's Favorite Demon]]'' ''The Big Red Machine'' ''The Big Red Monster''
|[[Oldfag]] known for [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|using fire in his entrance]] and for being the Undertaker's half-brother. He's been jobbing for over 20 years, as well as making a complete joke of himself despite being "scary." [[Pain series|Electrocutes peoples' testicles]] and [[Necrophilia|fucked his dead cheerleader girlfriend]]. Currently Knox County Mayor [[IRL]]
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|Kevin Nash
|''Diesel'' ''Big Daddy Cool''
|Had a very long and forgettable Championship reign in the 90's. Jumped over to WCW with his [[alcoholic]] [[fuckbuddy]] Scott Hall and formed the [[Nazi|nWo]] with Hogan, where they basically [[lulz|destroyed the company]] with their [[faggotry]]. Also he's the guy that booked himself to end Goldberg's streak. It's a miracle this man can still walk, [[epic fail|as he tears his quads on a daily basis]].
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|Mark Henry
|''The World's Strongest Man'' ''Sexual Chocolate''
|An Injury-prone waste who only got one championship title in his entire 20+ year run. Best known for "Sexual Chocolate" and his Fake Retirement Speech where he would later get beat by Cena.
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|Matt Hardy Matthew Hardy
|
|[[Delete fucking everything|DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!!!!]]
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|Ric Flair Richard Fliehr
|''The Nature Boy'' ''The Greatest (Homo) of All Time''
|Overrated senile fuck with a big nose who was a 16-time World Champion and was famous for slapping other wrestlers' asses during a match. Retired from wrestling in the WWE in 2006, only to jump over to Tits N Ass. His daughter is currently a wrestler, whom he's gotten his ass handed to with the help of her boyfriend [[IRL]].
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|The Rock Dwayne Johnson
|''The [[Loser|People's]] Chump'' ''The Brahma Bull'' ''The Not-So-Great One'' ''The Least Electrifying Man in All of Entertainment''
|Half-Samoan Half-[[Nigger]] who has a strange obsession with [[LOL WUT|monkey asses]] and literally slams people to the ground as his finisher. Many smarks are [[butthurt]] over the fact that he's making movies instead of making a wrestling return, but that honestly sounds like a smarter investment.
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|Scott Hall
|''Razor Ramon'' ''The Bad Gay''
|Greasy, fake [[Puerto Rican]] [[addict|pill-popper]] that [[gun|smoked a man]] [[lulz|in the face]] [[IRL]]. Jumped over to WCW with his quad-tearing [[fuckbuddy]] Kevin Nash and formed the [[Nazi|nWo]] with Hogan, where they basically [[lulz|destroyed the company]] with their [[faggotry]]. Recently got his life turned around with the help of some faggot named [[shit nobody cares about|DDP]].
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|"Stone Cold" Steve Austin Steven Anderson or Steven Williams
|''The [[Texas]] Rattlesnake'' ''The Toughest Son of a Bitch in the WWE'' ''The Bionic Retard''
|Bald, [[Beer]]-drinking [[redneck]] that [[Domestic violence|beat up his wife]] [[IRL]], yet he still gets praised as one of the greatest in the business. This asshole is responsible for the toxic "What?" chants. Currently has a podcast that nobody listens to.
|-
|The Undertaker Mark Calaway
|''The Phenom'' ''The Deadman'' ''The Douchebag from Death Valley''
|[[Oldfag]] that's been wrestling for 30 years and still occasionally wrestles. Best known for his WrestleMania undefeated streak that finally got beaten by [[Steroids|Brock Lesnar]], which left many smarks [[butthurt]]. Finally retired after losing to Roman Reigns, but that isn't entirely true because the Undertaker did it for the [[lulz]].
|}

====WWE Announcers and Managers====
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|Byron Saxton
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|A Smiling Jiggaboo who was a contestant in the old NXT back in 2010. Now a Terrible and near Non-existant Commentator on ''SmackDown''.
|-
|Corey Graves
|''The Savior of Misbehavior''
|CM Punk ripoff that was once a wrestler on NXT before he got a concussion from Sami Zayn, which was the only thing of value Zayn has ever done in his Career. Now sucks the dick of every heel wrestler on commentary for ''Raw''.
|-
|David Otunga
|''The Harvard Law School Graduate''
|The bizarre result of a mad scientist's experiment by tampering with genes derived from Black Jesus, Carlton, and Phoenix Wright. Like any black attorney from Chicago Otunga has a long list of black perpetrators and clients he must defend from The Man and score pity points and white women outside of the ring. Now he is a boring commentator that doesn't even talk most of the time on ''Raw''.
|-
|Jerry Lawler
|''The King of [[CP]]''
|Senile [[pedo]] who used to obsess over women half his age, but now just lives to suck John Cena off under the announce table during commercial breaks. Had an [[IRL]] heart attack on-air in 2012, which was pretty lulzy. Unfortunately, however, he survived and continues to torture WWE's audience on a weekly basis.
|-
|John "Bradshaw" Layfield
|''JBL'' ''The Longest reigning WWE Champion in SmackDown history''
|Dumbass [[Texas|Texan]] with dementia that can't say Michael Cole's name right to save his life, calling him "Maggle". Almost always gets his facts wrong and almost always laughs at every possible moment. His only redeeming quality is that he allegedly bullied some pukey radio-voiced faggot named Mauro Ranallo off of TV.
|-
|Lana
|''The Ravishing Russian'' ''The Russian Princess''
|Fake Russian whore who managed Rusev until he got cucked by Dolph Ziggler. She was the only reason people gave a shit about Rusev, mainly due to the fact that the fans loved to masturbate to her. Married to Rusev IRL, proving that she has no standards. Became a wrestler and never won a singles match, [[Shit nobody cares about|her only victory was in a mixed gender tag team match]].
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|Maryse
|''The French-Canadian Phenom'' ''The French-Canadian Beauty'' ''The Ultra-Dangerous Superstar''
|A French-Canadian whore who, like Lana, has no standards as she is married to The Miz.
|-
|Michael Cole
|''The Troll of the WWE Universe''
|The biggest [[troll]] in the WWE. Known for sucking the cocks of The Miz and Jack Swagger. Always shills the WWE app and the WWE Network every chance he gets. Talks like he's chewing on meatloaf and has to scream every word he says.
|-
|Paige
|
|[[Goth]] britfag whore with an annoying voice. She's mostly known for dyking it out with AJ Lee before the latter got married to Semen Spunk and quit the WWE. Got her sex tape leaked which included Brad Maddox & Xavier Woods. [[Pwned|Was kicked the shit out of by Sasha Banks and forced to retire.]] Now she's Smackdown's General Manager.
|-
|Paul Heyman
|
|Brock Lesnar's [[kike]] [[fat|walrus]] <s>manager</s> advocate, and is the only reason anyone remotely cares about Brock Lesnar. Once owned a shitty wrestling company called ECW, but he jumped over to the WWE, letting his product die. Despite this, he had the audacity to get [[butthurt]] when WWE revived ECW and made it even shittier. Was also known for managing other wrestlers such as the whiny CM Punk, [[steroid]] [[addict|consuming]] Goldberg rip-off Ryback, and even Curtis Axel, but he was too much of a [[failure]] to be anything remotely close to good.
|-
|Renee Young
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|A former backstage interviewer and now a commentator, who is even more annoying than Michael Cole and Byron Saxton combined. Also Dean Ambrose's IRL wife.
|-
|Samir & Sunil Singh
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|Two Indian Midgets who manage the Juiced Jobber Jinder and interfere in all of his shitty matches, much to the audience's severe butthurt.
|-
|Tom Philips
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|Generic Boring Male that has no business in an entertainment company. Because he is 6 feet tall, he has to spread his legs during backstage interviews to make vanilla midgets like Sami Zayn & Finn Bálor look taller than they actually are.
|}

===The Boss Nigger of the WWE===
Like any highly ritualized game of homosexual man-handling (a.k.a. being secure in your masculinity and not some immature fuck who makes gay jokes all day), wrestling is a tightly organized affair. Think the [[buttsechs]] you see on your TV is all that goes into it? [[lol]] [[n00b]]!!! There's a whole crack team of [[Republicans|writers]] and gay artist types behind the scenes putting on the show. And on top of it all is the boss nigger of all this dying company, Vincent [[John F. Kennedy|Kennedy]] McMahon.

====Vince McMahon====
[[Image:VinceDeadMySpaceAd.gif|center|If only he were]]

Vince McMahon is the big ol' [[Badass|asshole]] behind the WWE, the main source of wrestling in the [[United States]] (except for TNA, but no one watches that because it's run by a Tennessee hick). He also owns it, therefore making him [[cunt|important]]. Also a frequent steroids user, Vince's main job is banning cool moves (the ones that actually look like they hurt people) and making himself appear as if he's more important than any wrestler, Championship, or RL event ever and getting other men to join his Kiss my [[Ass]] club ([[Srsly]]).

[[Last Thursday]], Vince pissed a lot of people off by pretending to have been blown up inside his limo, faking his death. This pissed off wrestling fans as they saw it as making fun of wrestlers who'd actually died, which it wasn't, but Internet fan > real fan (law of wrestling), so what can ya do. The [[FBI]] were also pissed because they had some [[faggot|actor]] pretend to be an agent and question people, but they're still pissed that they didn't win a steroid-abuse case against him. However, he pussied out of this storyline and completely abandoned it after [[Chris Benoit]] murdered a skank and her autistic son and became [[an hero]]. He felt terrible, so he thought it was necessary to make a 3-hour tribute to the asshole that killed his family. Way to go Vince, nice way to get up the ratings!

He bought his daughter fake [[tits]] though, so he did something right. And he also [[sick fuck|wanted to form an incest storyline between his daughter and his son]] (for real).

Now with ratings in decline, Vince hoped that 90 minutes of bullshit and only 30 minutes of wrasslin' will improve Raw, along with making the show appropriate for [[shit nobody cares about|teh kids]] by removing all of the [[swearing]], [[blood]], [[incest]] and [[shit]] that made it almost entertaining.

===Extreme Championship Wrestling===
[[File:lolcoxecw.png|thumb|I guess he likes cocks...]]
ECW was a promotion ran by a lying,stealing self-aggrandizing kike whose poor booking and retarded gimmicks were documented for posterity in production quality so poor it would make the most kitschiest public access show host of the time blush. ECW was financially supported by the WWE who even gave them tips on booking a proper match throughout ECW's span, much like an older sibling taking care of their feeble-minded younger brother. ECW returned the WWE's favor by using them to grandstand and pretend their fans were elite and uniquely apart from the other trailer trash wrestling fans.

Many internet geeks saw ECW as their safe-haven, causing erections in the pants of [[fucktards|true wrestling fans]] for years back in the '90s, saying it was [[THE BEST|TEH BEST]] PROMOTION EVAR! Despite these claims, the company died because its owner, Paul Heyman, and his Jew buddies bankrupted it, resulting in several checks and payrolls bouncing like a superball and causing lulz in the process (that and publicly [[Jesus|crucifying]] employees).

A lot of e-drama was sparked in 2006 when EC[[W]] was announced for the Sci-Fi channel. Without the traditional swearing, [[gore]], and sacrilege, all [[nerds]] could do was cry and accuse wrestlers of taking it up the pooper. Extremely Crappy Wrestling (often abbreviated ECW) <s>is</s> '''was''' the official home of wrestlers that nobody really gives a shit about. But with all of that aside, some people actually eat this shit up.

===World Championship Wrestling===
A now defunct company which [[A challenger appears|tried competing with]] and actually beat the WWE in ratings for 84 weeks straight, but ultimately [[failed]] when people stopped giving a shit about it due to seeing the same oldfags like Hulk Hogan clogging it up. See [[Shit nobody cares about]].

After closing, the WWE [[epic_lulz|bought what was left of its rotting carcass and, even in death, continues to make WCW their bitch by selling all their shit while also owning all their former wrestlers' liknessess.]]

==[[Party Hard|Total Nonstop Action]] Wrestling \ IMPACT! Wrestling==
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[[Image:800px-Tsim_and_mick_foley.JPG‎|thumb|TNA's [[TsimFuckis|biggest fan]].]]

TNA (Tits N Ass) is the show for the [[tsimfuckis|ignorant fucks]] who watch it cause they believe it's better than the WWE in every single way, despite how the company was started by a former WWE wrestler and employs what is mainly former WWE wrestlers and staff and of it's past 10 world champions, only two of them haven't been WWE wrestlers. In truth, TNA is the new WCW, swarming the WWE like vultures, waiting for the moment to swoop down and take stuff that WWE discards. Because of this most of TNA's talent are old fucks who injure themselves by walking.
[[Image:PW_8647.jpg|thumb|TNA wrestler An Hero.]]

Infomercialist [[Billy Mays|Don West]], whom [[Opie and Anthony|O&A]] did impressions of back in the day (see [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Shit nobody cares about]]), was an announcer for TNA for 7 years, but they got rid of him because he was awful and beyond repeptitive at his job getting people annoyed about shitty wrestlers, so they got a dirty washed up wrestler guinea pig named Tazz to replace him. "Be dialin', people! My only job is shilling shitty wresslin merch!"

Don West's and TNA's best moment, amiright?

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'''[[epic_failure|Ultimate diX]]'''

TNA does nothing right, and this event is not spared. While WWE tries to figure out new ways to give the title to Edge and how to make John Cena likable, TNA just hangs a plastic X above the ring and watches [[at least 100]] guys kill themselves trying to get it.

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==Ultimate Fighting Championship==
''See main article at [[MMA]]''.

Mostly kickboxing then wrestling, the UFC (Ultimate Faggotry Competition) is a "freestyle" promotion where bald, flabby metalheads and frustrated [[handegg]] players [[soccer|kick each other in the shins]] before [[gay|colliding]] in a frenzy of [[Mike Tyson|ear-biting]] and [[anal sex|ass-fucking]]...[[for great justice]]. Where the contenders in other rasslin' promotions are mostly [[white trash]], UFC fighters are [[goth]]s, radical [[muzzies]], [[spic]]s, or [[skinhead]]s; and they are always either [[USA|Americunts]], [[France|Franco]]-[[Canada|Canucks]], Belgian, [[Russia]]n, [[Uzbekistan]]i, [[Cuba]]n, or [[Brazil]]ian. UFC fighters and fans believe they are more [[Ripper|hardcore]] because they have black belts in several [[nobody cares|martial arts]], but real wrestlers could easily [[pwn]] them, as they're all old, fat and drunk.

Despite what Dana White and fans of UFC will tell you, any UFC fighter would get their ass raped in a real fight. Want proof? Look no further than the pussified rules for their fights:
*No eye gouging.
*No weapons.
*No closed fists.
*No open fists.
*No biting.
*Nothing that involves your feet leaving the ground.
*No one is allowed to make the champion look bad.
*The only legal move is the Mongolian Man Fuck.
*No hitting below the belt.
*No hitting above the belt.
*No blowjob.
*No spitting saliva, phlegm or stored cum at the opponent's face.
*No movement what so ever, unless it involves stroking of the genitals during a passionate embrace.
*No items.
*Fox only.
*No wrestling finishers (I.E. The Undertaker's Tombstone; John Cena's STF-U; etc)
*[[Super Smash Bros|Final Destination]].

[[Tourneyfag|It's obvious what audience UFC is trying to attract]].

==Wrestling Forums==
Perhaps some of the most easily (and amusingly) trolled boards on the internet dedicated themselves to the completely masculine art of wrestling. With the astonishing amounts of butt hurt generated by liking, disliking, or mentioning certain wrestlers, it makes for a fun and easy trolling.

The only board that is large and active enough to be trolled is an alleged wrestling site called "[http://www.caws.ws/ caws.ws]", and it is one of the lulziest board to troll. Famous for having all the female members [[Truth|being lesbians]] and being run by a pedophile and his rectal pal and completely run by unpaid moderators and staff, it has been suspected to be its owner(s) main source of income.

One of the best (and easiest) drama generating techniques is to mention "JohnB", who was the [[lie|former]] co-owner of the site, and was forced into hiding after exposing himself to a thirteen year old member of the forums, who also happened to be a global moderator. ( [[pedo|John Brunton]] has been alleged as old as 25 at the time ) It is widely suspected that he is infact [[fact|still managing the site]].

The only thing closest to sex if you're a wrestling fan boy is [http://www.botchamania.com BOTCHAMANIA!]

==Deathmatch Wrestling==
Invented by [[japanese]] [[sick fuck|sickos]] in the early '90s, this [[lulzy]] variant of professional wrestling is now performed by [[inbred]] [[redneck]]s, [[drug]] addicts and [[retarded]] [[teens]] all over the world. These guys [[rip and tear|tear each other apart]] with weedwhackers, [[self injury|cut their flesh]] with knives and scissors or throw guys off three story tall buildings to prove how [[gay|tough]] they are. Used weapons include barbed wire, lighttubes, thumbtacks, [[emo|razor blades]], knives, swords, explosives, panes of glass, live piranhas, [[your mom]], [[goatse]], [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|harlequin fetuses]] etc. CZW (Combat Zone Wrestling) and BJPW (Big Japan Pro Wrestling) are Hardcore wrestling promotions featuring lots of blood, gore and [[lie|lulz.]]

[[ugly|Pretty]] [[azn|asian girls]] are known for their brutal matches too.

==Popular wrestlers==
===Sgt. Slaughter===
[[File:SgtSlaughter lawl.jpg|left|thumb|Shut it faggot!]]
[[Sgt._Slaughter|The Sarge]] backtraced your IP address and he's calling the cyber police right now...
 
[[You dun goofed]] and consequences will NEVER be the same again.

===[[Stripper|Shawn Michaels]]===
Originally a [[rock]]er, Michaels quickly turned a heel to his butt buddy Marty Jennety's face and became Kevin Nash's understudy. He was then instrumental in recruiting Hunter Hurt Helmsley and introducing him to Macho King Randy Savage's used-up jailbait, Stephanie McMahon.

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=== Jesse Ventura ===
Jesse Ventura was a Navy Seal, and a member of the Mongols before he decided to turn to cartoon violence and playing roles in medicore 80ies Movies. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger he became a Us Governour (Minnesota) and is now trying to become the new Pres of the USA, a undertaking for which we wish him the best of luck since he would be a badass godless (atheist) President, able to pin down Trump and Hillary at the same time and win the intercontinental championship.
===[[Mordor|Triple H]]===
Ladies and [[Gentlemen|gentleman]], a prime example of a steroid user. [[lolwut|THE GAME]] TRIPLLLLLLLLLLLLLE...H!

 
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Considered to be one of the [[fag|Biggest Superstars]] in the WWE today. Trips is considered as [[douchebag|a hero]] to many [[13 year old boys]] and [[16 year old girls]], but how you may ask? By taking [[steroids|ROIIIIIIIIDS!]]

The only reason hes so big in the WWE is because [[truth|he's sleeping with the bosses girl]] (after splitting with [[Chyna]]), and he literally is the bastard son of Vinnie Mac. [[lol|Big surprise kissing the bosses ass HHH!]]

Other than that, all he does in the ring is he kicks people in the [[balls|crotch]], [[69|Puts their head in between his legs]], and slams his face into the ground, and [[sex|humps the body for about 3 seconds]]. The bastard also cheats by "smacking" a sledgehammer on someones skull when Stephanie gets all pissy and gives HHH a bad storyline where he loses. UPDATE: He's now the owner of the WWE after telling Vince to GTFO for being an oldfag.

Also, did I mention that he's a steroid user?

===[[Midget|Hornswoggle]]===
[[File:ArielHeartSwoggle.jpg|thumb|[[Jailbait]]]]
Once thought to be Vince McMahon's son, Hornswoggle turned out to be the result of McMahon's wife's fling with [[Fat|Fit]] Finlay, a drunken Irishman. Still, just in case he might be a brother-in-law, Hunter and Shawn invited him to be DX's mascot.

Hornswoggle is related to everyone. He is that deformed incestuous offspring you thought got safely aborted. He is Mark Henry's brother, and he is Brodus Clay's cousin.

Hornswoggle has suffered a slew of broken hearts. Pining after [[French|Maryse]], once [[#Miz]] started boning her, he fled into the arms of [[lolicon|AJ]], Primo's discarded Rookie. Eventually though, Hornswoggle felt immasculated by his NXT rookie Titus O'Neil and ended up leaving her to go to Smackdown, after having a quick Valentine's fling with Maxine, whom Derrick Bateman would later dump for Katelyn (this trend was continued by Daniel Bryan).

But that was okay, because Horny found his true love, the [[12 year old girl]] co-star of Triple H's comedy flick, Ariel Winters.

Turns out she was just leading him on though, and Hornswoggle has not found love since. This has turned him into a TRUE Leprechaun, murderous in the spirit of Warwick Davis.

===[[sXe|CM Punk]]===
[[Image:CM_Punk.gif|thumb|right|WWE's Charles Manson. Note the matching initials.]]

Cookie Monster Punk is a tattooed tranny who was treated a golden God in the indies before being signed to the WWE. Forced to abandon the John Waters white trashed bleached blonde tranny look, CM Punk was given the task of dealing with junky Jeff Hardy (who CM defeated and ran out of town after exposing him as a druggy) and Randy Orton (who made Cookie Monster his bitch literally). Sadly, Orton kicked CM in the head and turned him into a smug villain who hates drinking and drugs. Two haircuts later and CM Punk now goes around telling people how much they suck and ripping off Miz's bit where he reads printed statements off the internet about why Cena sucks. Ragequit the WWE in 2014 and is now in the UFC getting the shit kicked out of him.

===Christian===
A scrawny [[canuck]] and formerly Edge's tag-team partner before he betrayed him, Christian later became [[I told you I was hardcore|''Hardcore'']] and ''Intercontinental'' champion before heading to TNA.

Whilst with TNA he became ''World Heavyweight Champion'' and was taken seriously as a wrestler and not just a sideshow-clown as was the case when he was with WWE.

Christian has has since [[Asking for it|returned to WWE]] winning a dozen ''Heavyweight'' championships in addition to a further ''Intercontinental'' title before then going [[Army|AWOL]]. Christian Retired from the WWE in 2014.

===Rey Mysterio===

Killed another Luchador in a match... in Tijuana

==Trolling Wrasslin' Fans==
[[File:Ric flair pink.jpg|right|220px|]]
*Say that John Cena is the best wrestler in the world (tell that to old school wrasslin' fans and they will rage)
*Tell them that the Attitude Era sucked balls
*Tell them that NXT sucks balls (but not so much as WWE)
*Simply tell them that wrestling is fake
*Say that MMA is better
*Tell them that only fat [[Americans]] watch wrasslin'
*Tell them they'll never get to fuck the UFC Octagon Girls
*Tell them that [[Boring|Roman Reigns]], Usos and [[Fat|Nia Jax]] are in WWE simply because they are related to The Rock and they suck
*Tell them that the so-called Divas Revolution failed miserably and all matches of female wrestlers mean it's time for bathroom break
*Tell them that they will die virgins

==Videos==
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===Internet references===
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At the 2009 Slammy Awards [[steroids|Batista]] decided to interrupt an unimportant [[bitch]]'s award speech by badly imitating [[Kanye West]] while wearing a [[Gay|pink popped collar]], needless to say, it [[Fail|sucked]].

==Galleries==
===Seems legit===
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===Moar proof that Wrestling is [[not gay|NOT GAY]]===
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Image:DragonVsSeaMonster.jpg|[[X? In My Y?|Weeaboos? In ''my'' wrestling?]] It's more likely than you think, as [[Furry|Dragon Dragon]] (left) and [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Hydra]] (right) square off in the ring for the [[Animu|Chikara]] wrestling federation
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Image:Ric_Flair_Wooo.jpg|No need to show you what's going on down there.
Image:NECRO.jpg|[[Redneck]] got pwned
Image:Wrestlegay6.jpg|Randy Orton and John Cena come to grips with their sexuality
Image:Wrestlegay14.jpg|A.J. Styles vs. Samoa Joe
Image:Wrestlegay13.jpg|The Vertabreaker (more like Vertagayer, amirite?)
Image:Wrestlegay1.jpg|His taunt is his cock giving you the middle finger
Image:Wrestlegay9.jpg
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Image:Wrestlegay12.jpg
Image:Wrestlegay5.jpg
Image:HeWho_Naked_reg.jpg|El Maricón Último (or "The Last Faggot" in [[Mexican]]) is renowned among his fellow [[Spics|luchadores (or "wrestlers" in Mexican)]] for being a [[Goatse|fearsome]] competitor [[In the ass|in the ring]]
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Image:MOW-0057-02-large.jpg|It can't be gay with a guy and a woman!
Image:Monsterfuck.jpg‎|Inflated bitchtits
Image:Female_Wrestling.jpg‎|Pro Wrestling for chikinz has pretty much the same percentage of [[AIDS|gayness]] than Pro Wrestling for Males.
Image:11_Mick_SSeries.jpg|Thanks to the WWE, you can say goodbye to lesbian scenes in mainstream wrestling. TNA is trying to bring it back though.
Image:The_Rock_Says_Know_Your_PINGAS.jpg‎|The Rock says, "Know your [[PINGAS]]"
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Image:KurtAngleSheltonBenjaminWTF.gif|Kurt Angle has perfected his finishing move, the inverted penis driver.
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===Even more proof===
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Image:Gaywrestling8.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
Image:Gaywrestling11.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
File:Gaywrestling12.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
File:Gaywrestling14.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
File:Gaywrestling15.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
File:Gaywrestling19.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
File:Gaywrestling23.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
File:Gaywrestling22.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
File:Gaywrestling33.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
Image:Gaywrestling29.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
Image:Gaywrestling17.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
Image:Gaywrestling20.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
Image:Gaywrestling21.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
Image:Gay wrestling25.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
Image:Gaywrestling27.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
Image:Gaywrestlin30.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
Image:Gaywrestling31.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
Image:Gaywrestling32.gif| YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
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==See Also==

===Rasslers===
[[Image:Booker.gif|thumb|Grandiose delusions.]]
*[[Chris Benoit]] - killed his wife, son and himself for teh lulz
*[[Chyna]] - IRL [[Dickgirl]]
*[[Hulk Hogan]] - hasbeen who wants to fuck his own daughter
*[[Insane Clown Posse]] - Nothing says "[[faggotry|wrestling]]" like rapping wiggers
*[[Jeff Hardy]] - See: [[Otherkin]]
*[[John Cena]] - 99% of the "adult" fanbase hates him, which makes him the most successful troll in the industry
*[[Sgt. Slaughter]] - If wrestling were ''Fullmetal Jacket'' he'd be the [[R. Lee Ermey|Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann]] of the "sport".

===Audience===
*[[You]]
*[[Faggot]]s
*[[Fanboi]]s
*[[Goatse]]
*[[Not gay]]
*[[Redneck]]s - Makes up 90% of the adult fanbase
*[[Underground Forum]]
*[[Undertakerfreak1127]] - Anorexic faggot
*[[TheArchfiend]] - Youtube douchebag who plugs said rexic fag's butt
*[[Tyciol]]- ED's resident pedophile from Canada
*[[Wwedx2007]]
*[[Mariotehplumber]], believe it or not.

==External Links==
[[image:Wrestling credits.gif|250px|right]]
*[http://www.lopeztonight.com/wwesuperstarkaraoke WWE Superstar Karaoke] on [[George Lopez|Lopez]] Tonight
*[http://sids-yssc.blogspot.com/2007/08/why-do-i-still-watch-pro-wrestling.html Proof that wresling is gay!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zVL73nHNBE Hollywood Montage]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiHZ4_x2uLA Subway terrorism Royal Rumble ad]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-qpEiu3JMA Triple H endorses Mel Gibson]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwBL2lASKzw Cena Stingks, rapping it up]

===Commercials===
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVh7rhVgoas Andre the Giant in Honeycomb's Big, Yeah Yeah Yeah]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Fwc1jN1NU Triple H in a sun burn commercial, wants a man to rub lotion on him]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AESGVxFb9x8 Kurt Angle for animooted pizza franchise]

====Chef Boyardee====
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-pP-wb8y7E Big Show]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMY5XWn1axc Chris Jericho]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Lnv8N7SFE Kane]

====Gilette's "Be A Superstar" Fusion Power campaign====
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAkWWmuzA4g Chris Jericho #1] (July 20 2:04) "Razor Sharp Ripostes"
:*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMY5XWn1axc Chris Jericho #2] (Aug 2 2:26)
:*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMjt4GAIdA0 Chris Jericho #3] (Aug 17 2:11)
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcKASPOWQRw Cody Rhodes]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCwNRJM6qx8 John Cena]
:*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKDgUJMmxtg Cena and McMahon Gilette]

====Slim Jim====
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgFFpU_yh2c Edge helps pair of boys unleash their spicy side by giving them Slim Jims so they can "eat it and beat it"]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ftdVnaB16w Edge Slim Jim 1]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceqLkfN6iD8&feature=related Edge Slim Jim 2]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giqVDQi8UBg Edge Slim Jim 3]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL3Z6Lajzw4&feature=related Macho Man Randy Savage]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXTagE7BtRU&feature=related ART THOU BORED?]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxp_3000h_U&feature=related Macho Man blows up moar shit]

====Cena====
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArRQ2WeBeOw John Cena poses with oil for Gold's Gym]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY03Zalw3uQ Cena can't resist young black boy's double meat]

====Kane====
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKgFUUiT-Yc DX battling over weiner, Kane spurts white goup on diva, obese black dude on Chris Masters]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZyiVL_piaE Jericho accidentally spills his hot liquid on Kane]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m11zeM8EKwA Kane sings about his nuts]

{{Olympics}}
{{Faggotry}}
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== [[JaSonic]] ==

Suggesting this article as i have made a lot of recent edits and we are currently conducting a few covert trolling operations on this degenerate yiffer, one of which has already taken place, others are free to join in the fun too as i have put up a lot more info about him on the article which pretty much makes it open season on his ass. --[[User:Moshe Finkberg|Moshe Finkberg]] ([[User talk:Moshe Finkberg|talk]]) 03:38, 2 April 2022 (EDT)

== [[JellyBean]] ==

I think this article should be on Article of the Now. They're an annoying Mexican redneck bastard who was born in America but their first language was fucking [[Spain|Spanish]]!
Do it soon please and get them on the now!
JUST FEATURE THEM!
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 20:34, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] or [[Vivienne Medrano]] ==
Vizieshit made it a TV series for fame and money. Now it's paid. Fuck her. And she can't take criticism. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 20:51, 14 January 2024 (EST)

== Justin Bieber ==

I mean just look at that shit:

[[File:1654962725884.jpg|thumb|none]]

[[User:Quex01|Quex01]] ([[User talk:Quex01|talk]]) 07:27, 13 June 2022 (EDT)

==[[Amanda Todd]]==
Seeing the dead hoe nearly got ED Baleeted, it seems fitting to have her as AOTN.
--[[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 05:02, 24 June 2022 (EDT)

== Final Fantasy XIV ==

[[File:Rain nc billboard.jpg|500px]]

This image of an actual fucking billboard for an online ERP community created some drama that would make it absolutely perfect for Article of the Now status.

[[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 13:41, 6 July 2022 (EDT)

== [[TV Tropes]] ==

They call everything a [[Moralfag|'morality trope']], ruin their "jerk" tropes, [[Suicide|and keep on ruining themselves.]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:12, 31 July 2022 (EDT)

== [[Alex Jones]]==

[[File:Koolaid_Jones.png]]
[[User:Ohgoofy|Ohgoofy]] ([[User talk:Ohgoofy|talk]]) 19:49, 8 August 2022 (EDT)

== [[keffals]] ==

I'm lazy and its easy views. Don't fuck with it. September is wide open. and whoever set the vegas shooter a month before the anniversay you kinda fucked that up for us all

--[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 20:16, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== [[Grand Theft Auto]] ==

Game footage was leaked from a group of hackers.
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 00:08, 20 September, 2022 (EDT)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] ==

First it was made by no other thab that [[Stupid|stupid]] [[Spics|Salvadoran]] [[Redneck|redneck]], [[Vivienne Medrano]], and second of all, this shit is ruining itself even more by becoming a TV series on a channel run by a poorly received and badly executed studio, A24.
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 16:14, 1 November 2022 (EDT)

== [[soyjak.party]] ==

/qa/ was locked a year ago and the 'party is rapidly growing. [[User:Lawiki1534|Lawiki1534]] ([[User talk:Lawiki1534|talk]]) 00:25, 3 November 2022 (EDT)

== [[icze4r]] ==

I just updated the article with his real info. Please AOTN it as an early birthday gift for my beloved husband Icze4r. Thank u <3 [[User:Rachel Rogers|Rachel Rogers]] ([[User talk:Rachel Rogers|talk]]) 15:33, 16 November 2022 (EST)

== Dilbert ==

No need to explain. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:27, 27 February 2023 (EST)

== [[Mar9122]] ==

Sorry I came up with so much [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 11:52, 5 March 2023 (EST)

== [[Tennessee]] ==

Need we explain why? [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:02, 28 March 2023 (EDT)
:why [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 17:23, 28 March 2023 (EDT)
I tell y'all [[Nigger|niggas]] why. The [[Audrey Hale]] incident.
Though I see she's going to be featured. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 01:16, 30 March 2023 (EDT)

== [[Asperger's Syndrome]] ==

Because the shitty Sperg month [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:51, 2 April 2023 (EDT)

== [[iDubbbzTV]] ==

Yeah, the drama going on! I am heavily editing the article. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:41, 23 May 2023 (EDT)

== [[Louis C.K.]] ==

Some guy on twitter managed to get [https://twitter.com/NotlouisCk verified with a fake Louis CK account] and [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxNtPiiacAEGek3?format=jpg&name=large fooled Elon Musk LMAO]

[[User:Dthegreat|"I smoke weed with a feminist chick one time and put crack in her blunt and then she bacame a crackhead afterwards . Dats how you get rid of feminist" - SpaceGhostPurrp, 2018]] ([[User talk:Dthegreat|talk]]) 14:22, 28 May 2023 (EDT)

== [[Homosexuality]] ==

So [[Liar|I'm proud of them!]] I fucking hate them! No positive limelight! [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:35, 3 June 2023 (EDT)

== [[OceanGate]] ==
[[File:OceanGate-harry_fletcher_vile_submarine_memes.png|right|450px|Harry Fletcher is a humorless pussy.]][[OceanGate]] should be the AOTN, at least once I'm done ironing it out and it's ready for showtime. Why? Because:
* it's super relevant right now and making it AOTN will increase synergy and maintain high traffic to the site from people who want to know Encyclopedia Dramatica's handle on the situation (or at least because we're a repository of all the "vile" memes about it); and/or,
* you're not a faggot
Preferably both. — [[User:Fleacollerindustry2|Fleacollerindustry2]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry2|talk]]) 12:15, 22 June 2023 (EDT)

== Hunter Avallone ==

[[Hunter Avallone]] is a youtuber known for his corruption arc from an anti-sjw into a libtard. This spiral into career failure is rife with betrayals, grifting, fedora-tipping atheism, and butthurt on his part. There's fresh drama of him literally becoming the cuck he accused his red-pill/right wing opponents of being. After all the shit he's pulled and the times he tried to use his then-existing family as a political bludgeon, there's nobody who deserves to get laughed at more. [[User:BasedBlackMan|BasedBlackMan]] ([[User talk:BasedBlackMan|talk]]) 18:36, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== [[IShowSpeed]] ==
IShowSpeed is a youtuber known for getting caught up in the controversies and dramas throughout his career. This controversy/drama he managed to show his [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] on STREAM to thousands of audiences watching his stream. Whole twitter, social media, and other shit began to report and roast his dumbassery for his disgusting unwashed [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] shown to the world [[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 21:53, 16 August 2023 (EDT)

== [[TomSka]] ==

Yeah. Fuck that Britfag! He makes the unfunniest videos, ones that are clearly the British counterpart of [[Hazbin Hotel|Brandon Rogers]]'s already [[Unfunny|unlulzy humor]]. Plus he's probably [[Homosexuality|gay]]. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:51, 17 August 2023 (EDT)

== Donald Trump ==

Tried formatting for a new article and it wouldn't fucking work. Yes, I do have privs for that.

Today is the day Trump surrendered, they even took a mugshot ([[Media:Donald Trump mugshot.jpg]]). I was going to use [[Donald Drumpf]] since that article is against Trump and it seems more fitting for his arrest than [[The Donald]].

''If anyone unretarded can set the article it would be great.''

The image should be the mugshot one I linked, and the double bracket quote thing as "I SURRENDER!!" or something similar.

[[File:Pedobear head outline.png|33px]]<big>[[User:4ourty|'''4ourtyskin''']]</big> 11:04, 25 August 2023 (EDT)

:Are you sure you put all the vertical lines in, especially the one between the pic and the article because that will mess up an article. Also make sure that the pic is just file name (dot) whatever format it is. That also ruins an article real fast if you copy and paste and leave file in.

:[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:58, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

::Yeah I tried all that, I even checked the previous AoTN sources. Still no success. DAMN YOU WIKI FORMATTING.
::[[File:Pedobear head outline.png|33px]]<big>[[User:4ourty|'''4ourtyskin''']]</big> 10:21, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

:::It's dangerous to go alone! Take [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:A User's Guide to Article Building|this]] with you! --[[User:Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 16:36, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

Got it up! It's set on the 27th though, because I couldn't edit the other days below that - only above. It tells me that it is protected because of "cascading" protections with ''Main Page'' and some of the others say with ''Main Page/tomorrow''.

Also, if i've done something incorrect with the AOTN, please tell me. thx [[File:Pedobear head outline.png|33px]]<big>[[User:4ourty|'''4ourtyskin''']]</big> 19:52, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

== [[Roblox]] ==

It's time. An impersonator of Vinndiction named Vinndict was ended up getting RDC cancelled by him (impersonating a girl) threatening to shoot people there, so we need to put this article up. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 08:05, 12 September 2023 (EDT)

==[[Turkey]]==

[https://www.reuters.com/world/turkey-says-eu-is-unjust-biased-membership-bid-2023-11-09/| Turkey can't into EU] [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 01:22, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== [[Dream]] ==

[https://twitter.com/DreamEv33233/status/1736995857822626237 this] [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:13, 20 November 2023 (EST)

== [[Shane Dawson]] ==

He's actually a pedophile. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 14:19, 11 December 2023 (EST)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] ==

Now is the time. Because of it coming out next month. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:19, 13 December 2023 (EST)

== [[Angry Birds]] ==

Apparently the official fucktard account on [[TikTok]] made some shitty [[Secks|Smash or Pass]] videos, when [[Pedophilia|it's a kids' franchise]]. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:47, 18 December 2023 (EST)

== [[Dream]] ==

He's a toxic man, and we gotta feature this [[faggot]]. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 12:08, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== [[JellyBean]] ==

This sicko always pissed me off. They're a pan weirdo. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:12, 2 January 2024 (EST)

== [[Billy Mitchell]] ==

Considering that his lawsuit against Twin Galaxies has now just recently ended (at the time of writing this), and that he still thinks he "won" as his scores were reinstated (though only on a Wayback Machine-like list on Twin Galaxies). Now is the time IMO. [[User:YourSay|YourSay]] ([[User talk:YourSay|talk]]) 13:02, 17 January 2024 (EST)
:Considering featuring this article, but I'll have to find some new images (the old images didn't survive ED 2.0's death in August 2019). [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 14:20, 17 January 2024 (EST)

== [[Verbalase]] ==

Take a guess why.--[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:16, 18 January 2024 (EST)
:The Hazbin Hotel self-insert porn, of course. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 08:57, 18 January 2024 (EST)

== Mamamax ==

He is becoming more and more of a lolcow with each day, and has been a lulzy source of JewTube drama lately, with him getting into pissy fights with other e-celebs, threatening to sue anyone that makes fun of him, and keeping up the LARP of an edgy online vigilante. <samp>[[User:C0mp|C:\c0mp]]\[[User talk:C0mp|talk.exe]]</samp> 01:53, 19 January 2024 (EST)

== No doubts. ==

[[Nigger]] needs to be on here. —[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:43, 2 February 2024 (EST)

== [[nigger]] ==

BHM after all. -[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 08:25, 7 February 2024 (EST)

== [[Aaron Bushnell]] ==

[[File:Self-immolation of Aaron Bushnell.jpg|thumb|Screenshot from livestream]]
This is a U.S. serviceman in the airforce who 3 days ago livestreamed himself committing suicide outside of the Israeli embassy in Washington whilst shouting “Free Palestine” in protest of the current Israel-Hamas war, it is sparking alot of lulz currently and is a fairly prominent news event at the moment. I think it should be AOTN. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 16:43, 28 February 2024 (EST)

== [[StoneToss]] ==

What can we say about a half-Jew half-Puerto Rican artist who got doxxed? —[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 14:23, 13 March 2024 (EDT)

== [[Roblox]] ==

Considering all the drama going on Roblox, the platform deserves to have its article featured on here. —[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 11:36, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== [[Transgender]] ==

Trans day.—[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 12:09, 31 March 2024 (EDT)

== [[Battle for Dream Island]] ==

Yeah. Despite how that little [[Nigger|niglet]] that got Taylor Grodin from [[Inanimate Insanity]]'s former cast fired, the niglet said transphobic shit and got fired himself from BFDI's cast.—[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 10:30, 2 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] ==

Remember the creator gave her show to a fucking Zionist SJW company.--[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 21:29, 7 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Family Guy]] ==

For May 7 and 8. Just because. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 12:17, 2 May 2024 (EDT)

== [[Regular Show]] ==

Per [https://redd.it/1de7nuj this]. No idea why this show just can't stay dead. Oh well. [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 14:27, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

== [[Adventure Time]] ==

This franchise is getting a fucking new show too. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:32, 14 June 2024 (UTC)

== [[Watchpeopledie.tv]] ==

cuz new article. [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 7:18 PM, june 17TH 2024.

== [[Richard Speck]] ==

cuz new article [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:16 PM, june 27TH 2024

== [[The Simpsons]] ==

The show for some reason is getting good again, but still, there's no point in watching it because of how tame it is. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:39, 13 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[Donald Trump]] [[Assassination]] ==

[[BUILD THE WALL|HE]] GOT [[Mass Shooting|SHOT]] BY [[ANTIFA]][[Oneoneone|!!!!111]]

([[FYI|Fyi]], [[The Donald]] was already [[AOTN]] earlier [[Last Thursday|last month]] so [[assassination]] is my [[e-girls|alt]] suggestion. [[Rest in Power|Cheers]].)

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 00:20, 14 July 2024 (UTC)

:'''[[DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|CORRECTION]]:''' Holy shit! [[No shit|4Chan was wrong!]] [[The King|He]] was [[FO REALZ|actually]] [[Columbine|shot]] by another [[psycho|Republican]]! Some [[Adam Lanza|20-year-old autist with an AR-15...]]

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 18:41, 14 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[Dream]] ==

Again. People are arguing whether he's not interesting anymore or still is. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 03:12, 15 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[Mississippi]] ==

People hate this state to the point it’s practically a joke at this point. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 12:05, 11 August 2024 (UTC)

== [[Gooning]] ==

Never Goon [[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]] ([[User talk:HellenicTrapstar|talk]]) 13:20, 11 August 2024 (UTC)

== [[Ryan Palmeter]] ==

[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 11:53 PM August 13th 2024.

== [[Boogie2988]] ==

[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:11 PM august 29th 2024.

== [[Haiti]] ==
In light of recent events...
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 2:04 PM september 11th 2024.

== [[Linkin Park]] ==
In light of recent events.
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:16 AM september 11th 2024.

== [[KaiWei99]] ==

This dude is literally a combination of Spax3 and A-Log but Azn. He even has a batshit fetish for politics. [[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 12:04 AM, 2 October 2024

== [[Foodistzen]] ==
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:20 pm october 22nd 2024.

== [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] ==
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 6:21 pm october 23nd 2024.

== [[The Human Centipede]] ==
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 11:25 pm october 26th 2024.

==[[Your body, my choice.]]==
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 9:50 PM november 9th 2024.

==[[Fundamental Paper Education]]==
it almost got a series, which thankfully it didn't [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 19:12, 12 November 2024 (UTC)

== [[Thanksgiving]] ==

Obviously put it on the date it happens. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 01:18, 20 November 2024 (UTC)

== [[Bluesky]] ==

[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 11:48 PM november 21st 2024.

== [[Battle for Dream Island]] ==

Self-explanatory. {{User:I hate autistic people/IHAPC}}

== [[Christmas]] (for next month) ==

SELF EXPLANATORY! [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:15, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

==[[William Atchison]]==

in honor of the fact it's been nearly 7 years since this faggot's death (which he is not missed whatsoever), let's make him article of the now [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 19:43, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

== [[Gravity Falls]] ==

The show's website is being updated and there's more content. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 19:08, 7 December 2024 (UTC)

== [[J-Pop]] ==

Yeah. If it weren't for it getting relevant on [[Twatter]] again, I wouldn't suggest this. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:25, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

==[[Adam Lanza]]==

the 12th anniversary of sandy hook is coming up, so it would be essential to put him on AOTN [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 21:02, 10 December 2024 (UTC)
--[[User:P0008874|P0008874]] ([[User talk:P0008874|talk]]) 09:26, 11 December 2024 (UTC) ok.

== [[TikTok]] and [[Mississippi]] ==

2025 [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:48, 13 December 2024 (UTC)

==[[Ryan's World]]==

since people are fucking the corpse of this drama, i think we should put this on AOTN [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 03:08, 16 December 2024 (UTC)

==[[Smartschoolboy9]]==
This article should be featured because of the subjects overall faggotry and pedophilia. {{unsigned|Kento nakajima}}

==[[OFWGKTA]]==

because tyler released chromakopia, and the 12th anniversary of wolf is coming up in around 5-6 months [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 17:45, 26 December 2024 (UTC)

== [[Jimmy Carter]] ==

Dead. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 02:13, 30 December 2024 (UTC)

took the words straight out of my mouth [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 05:00, 30 December 2024 (UTC)

==[[SuperMarioLogan]]==

logan is in drama once again [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 17:24, 30 December 2024 (UTC)

==[[Logan Paul]]==

it's been almost 7 years since the forest incident [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 05:01, 31 December 2024 (UTC)

== [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now/2024]]? ==

It's basically 2025. This year will suck ass too. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 16:08, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Columbine]] (for april 20th) ==

26th anniversary. [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 17:55, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] ==

self-explanatory [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 16:47, 2 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Battle for Dream Island]] ==

Considering how the fandom has gotten toxic at this point along with Hazbin, Helluva, Digital Circus, Eddsworld, it's about time we get BFDI outed. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 15:13, 3 January 2025 (UTC)

very, very true [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 03:50, 4 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[TikTok]] ==

it's getting permabanned {{Strike|tomorrow}} on the 19th.[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 00:02, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[California]] ==

Because of the fires. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:34, 9 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Black History Month]] ==

For Feb 1st. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 23:48, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

== My prediction ==

[[Black History Month]] will be here and then [[Colombia]] and then [[Mexico]]. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 14:58, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Andrea Pignani]] ==

The classic murderer from Italy. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 15:53, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Dreamybullxxx]] ==
Manwhore that shoves dildos in his ass and uses poppers and claims to not be a faggot. [[User:Kento nakajima|Kento nakajima]] ([[User talk:Kento nakajima|talk]]) 03:56, 1 February 2025 (UTC)

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Please submit articles for AOTN that are ''current'' and ''relevant''. Nobody cares about shit that happened 13 years ago.

== [[JaSonic]] ==

Suggesting this article as i have made a lot of recent edits and we are currently conducting a few covert trolling operations on this degenerate yiffer, one of which has already taken place, others are free to join in the fun too as i have put up a lot more info about him on the article which pretty much makes it open season on his ass. --[[User:Moshe Finkberg|Moshe Finkberg]] ([[User talk:Moshe Finkberg|talk]]) 03:38, 2 April 2022 (EDT)

== [[JellyBean]] ==

I think this article should be on Article of the Now. They're an annoying Mexican redneck bastard who was born in America but their first language was fucking [[Spain|Spanish]]!
Do it soon please and get them on the now!
JUST FEATURE THEM!
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 20:34, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] or [[Vivienne Medrano]] ==
Vizieshit made it a TV series for fame and money. Now it's paid. Fuck her. And she can't take criticism. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 20:51, 14 January 2024 (EST)

== Justin Bieber ==

I mean just look at that shit:

[[File:1654962725884.jpg|thumb|none]]

[[User:Quex01|Quex01]] ([[User talk:Quex01|talk]]) 07:27, 13 June 2022 (EDT)

==[[Amanda Todd]]==
Seeing the dead hoe nearly got ED Baleeted, it seems fitting to have her as AOTN.
--[[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 05:02, 24 June 2022 (EDT)

== Final Fantasy XIV ==

[[File:Rain nc billboard.jpg|500px]]

This image of an actual fucking billboard for an online ERP community created some drama that would make it absolutely perfect for Article of the Now status.

[[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 13:41, 6 July 2022 (EDT)

== [[TV Tropes]] ==

They call everything a [[Moralfag|'morality trope']], ruin their "jerk" tropes, [[Suicide|and keep on ruining themselves.]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:12, 31 July 2022 (EDT)

== [[Alex Jones]]==

[[File:Koolaid_Jones.png]]
[[User:Ohgoofy|Ohgoofy]] ([[User talk:Ohgoofy|talk]]) 19:49, 8 August 2022 (EDT)

== [[keffals]] ==

I'm lazy and its easy views. Don't fuck with it. September is wide open. and whoever set the vegas shooter a month before the anniversay you kinda fucked that up for us all

--[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 20:16, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== [[Grand Theft Auto]] ==

Game footage was leaked from a group of hackers.
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 00:08, 20 September, 2022 (EDT)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] ==

First it was made by no other thab that [[Stupid|stupid]] [[Spics|Salvadoran]] [[Redneck|redneck]], [[Vivienne Medrano]], and second of all, this shit is ruining itself even more by becoming a TV series on a channel run by a poorly received and badly executed studio, A24.
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 16:14, 1 November 2022 (EDT)

== [[soyjak.party]] ==

/qa/ was locked a year ago and the 'party is rapidly growing. [[User:Lawiki1534|Lawiki1534]] ([[User talk:Lawiki1534|talk]]) 00:25, 3 November 2022 (EDT)

== [[icze4r]] ==

I just updated the article with his real info. Please AOTN it as an early birthday gift for my beloved husband Icze4r. Thank u <3 [[User:Rachel Rogers|Rachel Rogers]] ([[User talk:Rachel Rogers|talk]]) 15:33, 16 November 2022 (EST)

== Dilbert ==

No need to explain. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:27, 27 February 2023 (EST)

== [[Mar9122]] ==

Sorry I came up with so much [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 11:52, 5 March 2023 (EST)

== [[Tennessee]] ==

Need we explain why? [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:02, 28 March 2023 (EDT)
:why [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 17:23, 28 March 2023 (EDT)
I tell y'all [[Nigger|niggas]] why. The [[Audrey Hale]] incident.
Though I see she's going to be featured. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 01:16, 30 March 2023 (EDT)

== [[Asperger's Syndrome]] ==

Because the shitty Sperg month [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:51, 2 April 2023 (EDT)

== [[iDubbbzTV]] ==

Yeah, the drama going on! I am heavily editing the article. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:41, 23 May 2023 (EDT)

== [[Louis C.K.]] ==

Some guy on twitter managed to get [https://twitter.com/NotlouisCk verified with a fake Louis CK account] and [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxNtPiiacAEGek3?format=jpg&name=large fooled Elon Musk LMAO]

[[User:Dthegreat|"I smoke weed with a feminist chick one time and put crack in her blunt and then she bacame a crackhead afterwards . Dats how you get rid of feminist" - SpaceGhostPurrp, 2018]] ([[User talk:Dthegreat|talk]]) 14:22, 28 May 2023 (EDT)

== [[Homosexuality]] ==

So [[Liar|I'm proud of them!]] I fucking hate them! No positive limelight! [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:35, 3 June 2023 (EDT)

== [[OceanGate]] ==
[[File:OceanGate-harry_fletcher_vile_submarine_memes.png|right|450px|Harry Fletcher is a humorless pussy.]][[OceanGate]] should be the AOTN, at least once I'm done ironing it out and it's ready for showtime. Why? Because:
* it's super relevant right now and making it AOTN will increase synergy and maintain high traffic to the site from people who want to know Encyclopedia Dramatica's handle on the situation (or at least because we're a repository of all the "vile" memes about it); and/or,
* you're not a faggot
Preferably both. — [[User:Fleacollerindustry2|Fleacollerindustry2]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry2|talk]]) 12:15, 22 June 2023 (EDT)

== Hunter Avallone ==

[[Hunter Avallone]] is a youtuber known for his corruption arc from an anti-sjw into a libtard. This spiral into career failure is rife with betrayals, grifting, fedora-tipping atheism, and butthurt on his part. There's fresh drama of him literally becoming the cuck he accused his red-pill/right wing opponents of being. After all the shit he's pulled and the times he tried to use his then-existing family as a political bludgeon, there's nobody who deserves to get laughed at more. [[User:BasedBlackMan|BasedBlackMan]] ([[User talk:BasedBlackMan|talk]]) 18:36, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== [[IShowSpeed]] ==
IShowSpeed is a youtuber known for getting caught up in the controversies and dramas throughout his career. This controversy/drama he managed to show his [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] on STREAM to thousands of audiences watching his stream. Whole twitter, social media, and other shit began to report and roast his dumbassery for his disgusting unwashed [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] shown to the world [[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 21:53, 16 August 2023 (EDT)

== [[TomSka]] ==

Yeah. Fuck that Britfag! He makes the unfunniest videos, ones that are clearly the British counterpart of [[Hazbin Hotel|Brandon Rogers]]'s already [[Unfunny|unlulzy humor]]. Plus he's probably [[Homosexuality|gay]]. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:51, 17 August 2023 (EDT)

== Donald Trump ==

Tried formatting for a new article and it wouldn't fucking work. Yes, I do have privs for that.

Today is the day Trump surrendered, they even took a mugshot ([[Media:Donald Trump mugshot.jpg]]). I was going to use [[Donald Drumpf]] since that article is against Trump and it seems more fitting for his arrest than [[The Donald]].

''If anyone unretarded can set the article it would be great.''

The image should be the mugshot one I linked, and the double bracket quote thing as "I SURRENDER!!" or something similar.

[[File:Pedobear head outline.png|33px]]<big>[[User:4ourty|'''4ourtyskin''']]</big> 11:04, 25 August 2023 (EDT)

:Are you sure you put all the vertical lines in, especially the one between the pic and the article because that will mess up an article. Also make sure that the pic is just file name (dot) whatever format it is. That also ruins an article real fast if you copy and paste and leave file in.

:[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:58, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

::Yeah I tried all that, I even checked the previous AoTN sources. Still no success. DAMN YOU WIKI FORMATTING.
::[[File:Pedobear head outline.png|33px]]<big>[[User:4ourty|'''4ourtyskin''']]</big> 10:21, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

:::It's dangerous to go alone! Take [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:A User's Guide to Article Building|this]] with you! --[[User:Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 16:36, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

Got it up! It's set on the 27th though, because I couldn't edit the other days below that - only above. It tells me that it is protected because of "cascading" protections with ''Main Page'' and some of the others say with ''Main Page/tomorrow''.

Also, if i've done something incorrect with the AOTN, please tell me. thx [[File:Pedobear head outline.png|33px]]<big>[[User:4ourty|'''4ourtyskin''']]</big> 19:52, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

== [[Roblox]] ==

It's time. An impersonator of Vinndiction named Vinndict was ended up getting RDC cancelled by him (impersonating a girl) threatening to shoot people there, so we need to put this article up. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 08:05, 12 September 2023 (EDT)

==[[Turkey]]==

[https://www.reuters.com/world/turkey-says-eu-is-unjust-biased-membership-bid-2023-11-09/| Turkey can't into EU] [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 01:22, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== [[Dream]] ==

[https://twitter.com/DreamEv33233/status/1736995857822626237 this] [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:13, 20 November 2023 (EST)

== [[Shane Dawson]] ==

He's actually a pedophile. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 14:19, 11 December 2023 (EST)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] ==

Now is the time. Because of it coming out next month. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:19, 13 December 2023 (EST)

== [[Angry Birds]] ==

Apparently the official fucktard account on [[TikTok]] made some shitty [[Secks|Smash or Pass]] videos, when [[Pedophilia|it's a kids' franchise]]. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:47, 18 December 2023 (EST)

== [[Dream]] ==

He's a toxic man, and we gotta feature this [[faggot]]. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 12:08, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== [[JellyBean]] ==

This sicko always pissed me off. They're a pan weirdo. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:12, 2 January 2024 (EST)

== [[Billy Mitchell]] ==

Considering that his lawsuit against Twin Galaxies has now just recently ended (at the time of writing this), and that he still thinks he "won" as his scores were reinstated (though only on a Wayback Machine-like list on Twin Galaxies). Now is the time IMO. [[User:YourSay|YourSay]] ([[User talk:YourSay|talk]]) 13:02, 17 January 2024 (EST)
:Considering featuring this article, but I'll have to find some new images (the old images didn't survive ED 2.0's death in August 2019). [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 14:20, 17 January 2024 (EST)

== [[Verbalase]] ==

Take a guess why.--[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:16, 18 January 2024 (EST)
:The Hazbin Hotel self-insert porn, of course. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 08:57, 18 January 2024 (EST)

== Mamamax ==

He is becoming more and more of a lolcow with each day, and has been a lulzy source of JewTube drama lately, with him getting into pissy fights with other e-celebs, threatening to sue anyone that makes fun of him, and keeping up the LARP of an edgy online vigilante. <samp>[[User:C0mp|C:\c0mp]]\[[User talk:C0mp|talk.exe]]</samp> 01:53, 19 January 2024 (EST)

== No doubts. ==

[[Nigger]] needs to be on here. —[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:43, 2 February 2024 (EST)

== [[nigger]] ==

BHM after all. -[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 08:25, 7 February 2024 (EST)

== [[Aaron Bushnell]] ==

[[File:Self-immolation of Aaron Bushnell.jpg|thumb|Screenshot from livestream]]
This is a U.S. serviceman in the airforce who 3 days ago livestreamed himself committing suicide outside of the Israeli embassy in Washington whilst shouting “Free Palestine” in protest of the current Israel-Hamas war, it is sparking alot of lulz currently and is a fairly prominent news event at the moment. I think it should be AOTN. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 16:43, 28 February 2024 (EST)

== [[StoneToss]] ==

What can we say about a half-Jew half-Puerto Rican artist who got doxxed? —[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 14:23, 13 March 2024 (EDT)

== [[Roblox]] ==

Considering all the drama going on Roblox, the platform deserves to have its article featured on here. —[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 11:36, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== [[Transgender]] ==

Trans day.—[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 12:09, 31 March 2024 (EDT)

== [[Battle for Dream Island]] ==

Yeah. Despite how that little [[Nigger|niglet]] that got Taylor Grodin from [[Inanimate Insanity]]'s former cast fired, the niglet said transphobic shit and got fired himself from BFDI's cast.—[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 10:30, 2 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] ==

Remember the creator gave her show to a fucking Zionist SJW company.--[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 21:29, 7 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Family Guy]] ==

For May 7 and 8. Just because. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 12:17, 2 May 2024 (EDT)

== [[Regular Show]] ==

Per [https://redd.it/1de7nuj this]. No idea why this show just can't stay dead. Oh well. [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 14:27, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

== [[Adventure Time]] ==

This franchise is getting a fucking new show too. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:32, 14 June 2024 (UTC)

== [[Watchpeopledie.tv]] ==

cuz new article. [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 7:18 PM, june 17TH 2024.

== [[Richard Speck]] ==

cuz new article [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:16 PM, june 27TH 2024

== [[The Simpsons]] ==

The show for some reason is getting good again, but still, there's no point in watching it because of how tame it is. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:39, 13 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[Donald Trump]] [[Assassination]] ==

[[BUILD THE WALL|HE]] GOT [[Mass Shooting|SHOT]] BY [[ANTIFA]][[Oneoneone|!!!!111]]

([[FYI|Fyi]], [[The Donald]] was already [[AOTN]] earlier [[Last Thursday|last month]] so [[assassination]] is my [[e-girls|alt]] suggestion. [[Rest in Power|Cheers]].)

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 00:20, 14 July 2024 (UTC)

:'''[[DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|CORRECTION]]:''' Holy shit! [[No shit|4Chan was wrong!]] [[The King|He]] was [[FO REALZ|actually]] [[Columbine|shot]] by another [[psycho|Republican]]! Some [[Adam Lanza|20-year-old autist with an AR-15...]]

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 18:41, 14 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[Dream]] ==

Again. People are arguing whether he's not interesting anymore or still is. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 03:12, 15 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[Mississippi]] ==

People hate this state to the point it’s practically a joke at this point. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 12:05, 11 August 2024 (UTC)

== [[Gooning]] ==

Never Goon [[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]] ([[User talk:HellenicTrapstar|talk]]) 13:20, 11 August 2024 (UTC)

== [[Ryan Palmeter]] ==

[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 11:53 PM August 13th 2024.

== [[Boogie2988]] ==

[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:11 PM august 29th 2024.

== [[Haiti]] ==
In light of recent events...
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 2:04 PM september 11th 2024.

== [[Linkin Park]] ==
In light of recent events.
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:16 AM september 11th 2024.

== [[KaiWei99]] ==

This dude is literally a combination of Spax3 and A-Log but Azn. He even has a batshit fetish for politics. [[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 12:04 AM, 2 October 2024

== [[Foodistzen]] ==
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:20 pm october 22nd 2024.

== [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] ==
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 6:21 pm october 23nd 2024.

== [[The Human Centipede]] ==
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 11:25 pm october 26th 2024.

==[[Your body, my choice.]]==
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 9:50 PM november 9th 2024.

==[[Fundamental Paper Education]]==
it almost got a series, which thankfully it didn't [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 19:12, 12 November 2024 (UTC)

== [[Thanksgiving]] ==

Obviously put it on the date it happens. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 01:18, 20 November 2024 (UTC)

== [[Bluesky]] ==

[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 11:48 PM november 21st 2024.

== [[Battle for Dream Island]] ==

Self-explanatory. {{User:I hate autistic people/IHAPC}}

== [[Christmas]] (for next month) ==

SELF EXPLANATORY! [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:15, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

==[[William Atchison]]==

in honor of the fact it's been nearly 7 years since this faggot's death (which he is not missed whatsoever), let's make him article of the now [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 19:43, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

== [[Gravity Falls]] ==

The show's website is being updated and there's more content. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 19:08, 7 December 2024 (UTC)

== [[J-Pop]] ==

Yeah. If it weren't for it getting relevant on [[Twatter]] again, I wouldn't suggest this. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:25, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

==[[Adam Lanza]]==

the 12th anniversary of sandy hook is coming up, so it would be essential to put him on AOTN [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 21:02, 10 December 2024 (UTC)
--[[User:P0008874|P0008874]] ([[User talk:P0008874|talk]]) 09:26, 11 December 2024 (UTC) ok.

== [[TikTok]] and [[Mississippi]] ==

2025 [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:48, 13 December 2024 (UTC)

==[[Ryan's World]]==

since people are fucking the corpse of this drama, i think we should put this on AOTN [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 03:08, 16 December 2024 (UTC)

==[[Smartschoolboy9]]==
This article should be featured because of the subjects overall faggotry and pedophilia. {{unsigned|Kento nakajima}}

==[[OFWGKTA]]==

because tyler released chromakopia, and the 12th anniversary of wolf is coming up in around 5-6 months [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 17:45, 26 December 2024 (UTC)

== [[Jimmy Carter]] ==

Dead. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 02:13, 30 December 2024 (UTC)

took the words straight out of my mouth [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 05:00, 30 December 2024 (UTC)

==[[SuperMarioLogan]]==

logan is in drama once again [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 17:24, 30 December 2024 (UTC)

==[[Logan Paul]]==

it's been almost 7 years since the forest incident [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 05:01, 31 December 2024 (UTC)

== [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now/2024]]? ==

It's basically 2025. This year will suck ass too. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 16:08, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Columbine]] (for april 20th) ==

26th anniversary. [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 17:55, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] ==

self-explanatory [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 16:47, 2 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Battle for Dream Island]] ==

Considering how the fandom has gotten toxic at this point along with Hazbin, Helluva, Digital Circus, Eddsworld, it's about time we get BFDI outed. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 15:13, 3 January 2025 (UTC)

very, very true [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 03:50, 4 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[TikTok]] ==

it's getting permabanned {{Strike|tomorrow}} on the 19th.[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 00:02, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[California]] ==

Because of the fires. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:34, 9 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Black History Month]] ==

For Feb 1st. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 23:48, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

== My prediction ==

[[Black History Month]] will be here and then [[Colombia]] and then [[Mexico]]. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 14:58, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Andrea Pignani]] ==

The classic murderer from Italy. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 15:53, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Dreamybull]] ==
Manwhore that shoves dildos in his ass and uses poppers and claims to not be a faggot.

Dreamybullxxx

2025-01-30T20:11:37Z

Kento nakajima: /* HE'S OK FUCKING AROUND HIS KIDS! */ fuck

{{stub}}
{{Achtung|THIS NIGGA IS NOW FRIENDS WITH THE FBI}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{Template:Forced Meme}}
{{lolcow2}}
{{Rainbow|SELF PLEASURE IS NOT GAY}}
{{ib|{{aroundblacks}}[[File:Dreamybullheart.jpg|250px]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Dreamybullxxx'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''| Perrell Laquarius Brown}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[nigger|Basketball American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|December 15, 1990 (age {{age|1992|2|18}})}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Charlotte, [[North Carolina]], United States}}
{{ibend}}
[[File:Dreamybulljerkingoff.mp4|right]]

'''Dreamybullxxx''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Perrell Laquarius Brown''') is a {{age|1992|2|18}}-year-old [[sick fuck]] who makes NSFW content by sticking anything UP HIS ASS. CORN, GRAPES, CUCUMBERS, 20 INCH DILDOS. YOU NAME IT. From sticking almost everything up his ass he gained attention on the [[TikTok|China app fuckery]] by making the most retarded, silliest and dumbest ways of finishing himself jacking off like him saying AMBATUKAM, OHMAYGOT and RIP AVERY INCH.
But little did he know that his attention (by being retarded) will make his life fucked for the rest of it...
He also puts dildos in his [[Goatse|asshole]] and claims to be [[lol wat|straight]].
__TOC__
{{clear}}
==Dreamy's Profile==
[[nobody cares|Perrell was born on February 18, 1992, to Edward and Marlene Brown, who had two other kids, and currently lives in Salisbury, North Carolina with his wife and two kids (Someone Pray for these kids). Prior to his pornographic career, Perrell worked as a youth pastor at the Kingdom Center in Charlotte. Perell has been charged with several accounts of theft and robbery throughout the 2010s, and he admits to having at one point in his life been homeless and suffered with an identity crisis.]] Perrell began his current career in 2020 and rose to fame in 2022.
==Forced Memes of Dreamy ==
In 2022, many of Dreamybull's videos went viral and became internet memes such as him saying phrases when he's nutting. At one point in his most famous video, Perrell shouts "Oh my God, I'm 'bout to cum" loudly in his car. This phrase became known as his unofficial alias "Ambatukam" and started the gay thug TikTok trend which gave rise to Brandon Currington, Jason Luv, Thug Hunters, Redneck Russ and it started the [[Forced meme|Forced Memes]] of the gay thug FagTok trend. From the Forced memes of many his retarded phrases, more about Dreamy came out and a seed known as the Self Pleasure Is not Gay, which his him trying to tell everyone that putting 13 inch dildos up your ass does not make you a [[faggot]] (fyi, it does).
== Dreamy's End==
After the Self Pleasure Is not Gay video somehow got released many people decided to learn more about this fag and from finding his full name [[Powerword|Perrell Laquarius Brown|]] you can find his North Carolina arrest records showing this man is [[Autism|not right in the head]]. Then many people found his doxx and chose to deliver pizza's to his house which makes Dreamy pay for all of them. Then right after all of the pizza places rejected his address for delivery, someone by the name of DBWN (Dreamy Bull Weekly News) made a 1 hour documentary about Dreamy's past and crimes. Then even after all the attention and hate towards Dreamy he still does his content by sticking up dildos near his kid's playroom or at a lake which is NEAR A FUCKING KIDS SUMMER CAMP. To this day this fucking [[sick fuck]] is somehow not arrested and the faggot North Carolina cops are letting this man still be free but thank god he got dropped by his record label.
== Dreamy's Return==
On late July, Dreamy decides to start streaming on [[Jewtube|Jewtube]] and [[lie|tries to quit porn]] once and for all. Ever since the streaming on Jewtube, Dreamy is somehow doing well with the occasional FBI coming to his house or a pizza to his home. From the consent FBI raiding, Dreamy decided to side with the FBI and to take down the trolls once and for all. (this didn't work).
[[File:Dreamybulldildo.mp4|right]]
== HE'S OK FUCKING AROUND HIS KIDS!==
Yeah, that's right. If you watch certain videos that Dreamybull made, you can actually hear his kids in the background. Not to mention, The Dreaming Bull also uploaded a video where he was grabbing his wife's tiddies, and his kids walked in. Not only is he 100% aware of this niggerfuckery, he is COMPLETELY okay with it.
[[File:dreamyweird.jpg|thumb|none|look at this lolmonkey!]]

=== HIS FUCKING KIDS KNOW LMFAO! ===
[[File:Ambatukamtwitter1.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[File:Ambatukamtwitter2.jpg|thumb|right]]

In 2023 he wouldn't call himself AMBATUKAM. In 2024, Ambatukam made merch with ambatukam on it and embraced the memes. But his fucking kids know about his gay pornography lol.

== Internet Accounts==
Instagram: {{instagram|perrellcpt}}

Twitter: {{twitter|Dreamybullxxx}}
==See Also==
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Fag]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Thug Hunters]]

{{Afro}}
{{Manchild}}
{{Memes}}
{{Whores}}
{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Gayporn}}
{{Lolcows}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:TikTok]]

Dreamybullxxx

2025-01-30T20:10:58Z

Kento nakajima: /* HE'S OK FUCKING AROUND HIS KIDS! */

{{stub}}
{{Achtung|THIS NIGGA IS NOW FRIENDS WITH THE FBI}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{Template:Forced Meme}}
{{lolcow2}}
{{Rainbow|SELF PLEASURE IS NOT GAY}}
{{ib|{{aroundblacks}}[[File:Dreamybullheart.jpg|250px]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Dreamybullxxx'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''| Perrell Laquarius Brown}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[nigger|Basketball American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|December 15, 1990 (age {{age|1992|2|18}})}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Charlotte, [[North Carolina]], United States}}
{{ibend}}
[[File:Dreamybulljerkingoff.mp4|right]]

'''Dreamybullxxx''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Perrell Laquarius Brown''') is a {{age|1992|2|18}}-year-old [[sick fuck]] who makes NSFW content by sticking anything UP HIS ASS. CORN, GRAPES, CUCUMBERS, 20 INCH DILDOS. YOU NAME IT. From sticking almost everything up his ass he gained attention on the [[TikTok|China app fuckery]] by making the most retarded, silliest and dumbest ways of finishing himself jacking off like him saying AMBATUKAM, OHMAYGOT and RIP AVERY INCH.
But little did he know that his attention (by being retarded) will make his life fucked for the rest of it...
He also puts dildos in his [[Goatse|asshole]] and claims to be [[lol wat|straight]].
__TOC__
{{clear}}
==Dreamy's Profile==
[[nobody cares|Perrell was born on February 18, 1992, to Edward and Marlene Brown, who had two other kids, and currently lives in Salisbury, North Carolina with his wife and two kids (Someone Pray for these kids). Prior to his pornographic career, Perrell worked as a youth pastor at the Kingdom Center in Charlotte. Perell has been charged with several accounts of theft and robbery throughout the 2010s, and he admits to having at one point in his life been homeless and suffered with an identity crisis.]] Perrell began his current career in 2020 and rose to fame in 2022.
==Forced Memes of Dreamy ==
In 2022, many of Dreamybull's videos went viral and became internet memes such as him saying phrases when he's nutting. At one point in his most famous video, Perrell shouts "Oh my God, I'm 'bout to cum" loudly in his car. This phrase became known as his unofficial alias "Ambatukam" and started the gay thug TikTok trend which gave rise to Brandon Currington, Jason Luv, Thug Hunters, Redneck Russ and it started the [[Forced meme|Forced Memes]] of the gay thug FagTok trend. From the Forced memes of many his retarded phrases, more about Dreamy came out and a seed known as the Self Pleasure Is not Gay, which his him trying to tell everyone that putting 13 inch dildos up your ass does not make you a [[faggot]] (fyi, it does).
== Dreamy's End==
After the Self Pleasure Is not Gay video somehow got released many people decided to learn more about this fag and from finding his full name [[Powerword|Perrell Laquarius Brown|]] you can find his North Carolina arrest records showing this man is [[Autism|not right in the head]]. Then many people found his doxx and chose to deliver pizza's to his house which makes Dreamy pay for all of them. Then right after all of the pizza places rejected his address for delivery, someone by the name of DBWN (Dreamy Bull Weekly News) made a 1 hour documentary about Dreamy's past and crimes. Then even after all the attention and hate towards Dreamy he still does his content by sticking up dildos near his kid's playroom or at a lake which is NEAR A FUCKING KIDS SUMMER CAMP. To this day this fucking [[sick fuck]] is somehow not arrested and the faggot North Carolina cops are letting this man still be free but thank god he got dropped by his record label.
== Dreamy's Return==
On late July, Dreamy decides to start streaming on [[Jewtube|Jewtube]] and [[lie|tries to quit porn]] once and for all. Ever since the streaming on Jewtube, Dreamy is somehow doing well with the occasional FBI coming to his house or a pizza to his home. From the consent FBI raiding, Dreamy decided to side with the FBI and to take down the trolls once and for all. (this didn't work).
[[File:Dreamybulldildo.mp4|right]]
== HE'S OK FUCKING AROUND HIS KIDS!==
Yeah, that's right. If you watch certain videos that Dreamybull made, you can actually hear his kids in the background. Not to mention, The Dreaming Bull also uploaded a video where he was grabbing his wife's tiddies, and his kids walked in. Not only is he 100% aware of this niggerfuckery, he is COMPLETELY okay with it.
[[File:dreamyweird.jpg|thumb|none|look at this lolmonkey!]]

=== HIS FUCKING KIDS KNOW LMFAO! ===
[[File:Ambatukamtwitter1.jpg|right]]
[[File:Ambatukamtwitter2.jpg|right]]

In 2023 he wouldn't call himself AMBATUKAM. In 2024, Ambatukam made merch with ambatukam on it and embraced the memes. But his fucking kids know about his gay pornography lol.

== Internet Accounts==
Instagram: {{instagram|perrellcpt}}

Twitter: {{twitter|Dreamybullxxx}}
==See Also==
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Fag]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Thug Hunters]]

{{Afro}}
{{Manchild}}
{{Memes}}
{{Whores}}
{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Gayporn}}
{{Lolcows}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:TikTok]]

File:Ambatukamtwitter2.jpg

2025-01-30T20:06:32Z

Kento nakajima:

File:Ambatukamtwitter1.jpg

2025-01-30T20:05:15Z

Kento nakajima: