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<big>Leave messages below; newest/new ones go at the bottom, or just [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=User_talk:CrackRabbit&action=edit&section=new click here] to start a new one. i will reply on your talk page.</big>

== LEGIT Q ==

Do you have the pic that's like "What's all this racket..." [blah blah blah] "...it's VAPORWAVE dad..." [blah blah blah] "This is just slowed down Diana Ross faggot" [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 18:39, 25 June 2014 (EDT)

== [[Vaporwave]] ==

I [[Talk:Vaporwave|thought]] we were gonna use this for the [[Portal:Music/Featured_Article|Music Portal]]? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm not seein' any lulz or e-drama in this article, and last time I checked that's the criteria for a front page Article of the Now on ED.  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 07:21, 24 July 2014 (EDT)
:The [[Portal:Music/Featured_Article|Music Portal]] don't get any meaningful traffic and looking at the pageviews there is apparently interest in [[Vaporwave]]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 02:44, 25 July 2014 (EDT)
:i never at anytime suggested to use it on a portal. 
:{{greentext|> I'm not seein' any lulz or e-drama}} 
:1) its not my fault you dont get ironic satire. u prob think lil b and the onion are serious/true. 2)this site covers memes and internet phenommna too and vaporwave could be classified as both, seeing as it is an internet subculture on its own, and a genre. figgot. <nowiki>>:^(</nowiki>--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 01:13, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

::The only portal (befittingly) at the bottom of that article is Music, and that's exactly where it got featured. If you can get the boss's permission to allow ED's image to be sacrificed in favor of promoting your favorite obscure music genre, lmk and we'll feature it as AOTN. Otherwise I'm gonna continue doing my job of overseeing the main page.  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 01:39, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

{{quote|1=We don't restore incorrectly set AOTNs by "user request" because said user is in yer circle jerk, dude. People are interested in an *ED article* about Vaporwave, not one that jerks its peen. Don't try to make it sound like yer actions were anything but you helping out yer online friend, and don't let these "friendships" cause ya to forget what ED is about. I won't waste my time getting into an edit war over it, so finish the fuckin' job and add a timeline to the end of [[Vaporwave]] and complete the one for [[Clarence]]. Like ya said back when we used to IRC, you and I are nothing alike.|2=[https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=User_talk%3ASchnookums&action=historysubmit&diff=659105&oldid=657779 Sickpuppy]}}

He must be trolling us because there is no way he could be taking an AOTN so seriously. Also didn't you ask Meepsheep to restore that page but he was away? I saw your request hours later and took care of it. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 04:22, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

:Yes of course you can set it as AOTN, don't take shit from anyone. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 17:20, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

::{{like|[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]}} 01:17, 27 July 2014 (EDT)

== featured article ==

lol rip{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 18:06, 24 July 2014 (EDT)

== RE:user request ==

I've restored [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 4, 2014|Article of the Now/August 4]]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 02:38, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

== k ==

Still put them on talk page,right?--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 00:21, 29 September 2014 (EDT)

== re:yo ==

You can message me in IRC. I'm just leveling a druid for the upcoming World of Warcraft expansion but I am not going anywhere. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 12:12, 29 September 2014 (EDT)

==Query==
Do you disagree with any criticism of Phil or are you just doing some kind of ad hominem revert. I want to know if you plan to do this based on content or if you plan to revert all my edits. [[File:TI.jpg|15px|link=User talk:T]] 01:52, 26 November 2014 (EST)

== Site Notice ==

I'll put it up, tell me verbatim how you want it to go--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 22:03, 3 December 2014 (EST)

== yes hello ==

what exactly is your problem now? --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 16:04, 13 December 2014 (EST)

== please elaborate ==

Get back to me and elaborate more on that. All i got was that someone has a pic (?) On you. I can't have people threatening or blackmailing my staff and even if u don't coke back it would help out future staff, not to mention me and ed in general. Get back to me please and give me a please with the whole story so i can fix whatever the problem is so it doesn't happen again. You were a valued member of this website and if someone is pulling some shit like i think they are pulling i want to know. Please hit me back and let me know. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 18:33, 14 December 2014 (EST)

== Thanks for those corrections in [[Pigchan]] ==

My grammar sucks donkey balls :( --[[User:LmaoZedong|LmaoZedong]] 27th January 2015

== How do I apply for an EDitor? ==

I noticed you left that comment on my page, and I was just wondering. --[[User:MAjOrA|MAjOrA]] Febuary 14, 11:32 AM

== Afrofag ==

Did you happen to see what [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Video_of_the_Now/February_20,_2015|your hero]] recently did?
<youtube>9ocg4GgVoUQ</youtube>
 [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]  [[File:Information_icon.png|20px|link=User:Vermin/Disclaimer]] 11:12, 19 February 2015 (EST)
yeah, he thought she was a heckler, and didnt realize she was a female. not the first time he's attacked a fan who climbed on stage. he threw some guy off stage in december, but it didn't make news bc the person he threw off was MALE. he's seeking rehab for his anxiety, tho imo its pobably the weed paranoia. besides its a well known fact that you dont climb on stage at a concert. ironically, i logged in to post his apology as a VOTN lol.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:10, 20 February 2015 (EST)

:Lol, nice. Someone at work had told me this had happened before I read about it on EDF. When I heard Afroman, I immediately thought of you and your VOTNs. [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]  [[File:Information_icon.png|20px|link=User:Vermin/Disclaimer]] 13:33, 20 February 2015 (EST)

== liar ==

I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)

== liar ==

I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)

== Patlalrique‎ ==

would you QOTN that? thx [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 18:54, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

== Miyazaki Article ==

Regarding the article, naturally any about cartoons or anime will have a gallery of rule 34. I uploaded the "safe" ones, but seeing as most of Ghibli's films' protagonists are 14 and under, I was just wondering if uploading 34 of them would be inadvisable. --[[User:Cloudsoda|Cloudsoda]] 02:19, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

== dildomail ==

hi: drop me a line and i will send you a temp password which will then need to be changed at the webmail interface at mail.dildomail.com, or have Meepsheep drop me a line if you can't. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 18:06, 17 July 2015 (EDT)
*or, pm me on IRC after i'm done smokin a cig. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:40, 19 July 2015 (EDT)

== Sysop ==

Congrats nigga. [[File:LKCustomSig.jpg|25px|link=User:LulzKiller]] ([[User talk:LulzKiller|talk]]) 13:43, 23 November 2015 (EST)
:He's had admin before, but he took some time off. {{user:NKO/sig}} 13:57, 23 November 2015 (EST)
::Congrats, dude! You deserve it (apparently again:)! - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 19:33, 27 November 2015 (EST)

== VOTN ==

Remember to add videos to the [[VOTN]] page when you add one to a date kthx. I'm assuming you just forgot, cuz you should know that by now. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 20:48, 28 November 2015 (EST)
::sorry, i just forgot.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 19:19, 29 November 2015 (EST)

== Bans ==

{{quote|(show/hide) 18:46, November 27, 2015 CrackRabbit ræped Lolyunohavgudsoftware with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) ‎ (STOP FUCKING ADDING CATEGORIES FOR EVERY PIC, STOP MAKING NEW USELESS CATEGORIES) }}
 
Talk to someone if you have a problem with what they are doing, don't just ban our most active users for stupid shit. This is why you keep losing ur ops. And also consult with me, hal, ilovejesus69 or schnookums before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 02:32, 29 November 2015 (EST)

{{quote|before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group}}

: if someone is a regular user and they contribute on a regular basis or have been around for a while, please consult with us anyways. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 05:52, 29 November 2015 (EST)

*Did I offend you? You have only been editing one day a month since I said this to you. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 10:53, 25 January 2017 (EST)
:no? idk why you would think that... havent had as much time to edit as i used to, and my computer wasnt working. got a new macbook so now ill be editing moar.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:08, 25 January 2017 (EST)
::Ah ok, just making sure. I drove a few people off a couple/few months ago after I quit drinking and broke up with adezero. My brain is confusing people apparently lol. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 11:21, 25 January 2017 (EST)

==Why Are You Taking Out The Placeholders==
I'm working on that right now, digging through hundreds of articles is slow though, it's taking me a couple hours to find each one. --[[User:Spiders|Spiders]] 22:05, 8 March 2016 (EST)
::no need for placeholders on a mainspace article really... if it causes u 2 sperg out so bad, use the <nowiki></nowiki> markup shit so that ppl reading the article dont have to see a bunch of unrelated non-content.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 22:16, 8 March 2016 (EST)

Mainspace article? LOL WUT, 18 hours ago it was a random stub with one paragraph about some random animoo shit. I'm literally working on this right now, I am actually in the direct process of editing the stub and turning it into an actual article. It's like you're reversing someone's edits as they're in the process of editing an article. LOL Why don't you do something constructive and help me find the FaceBook link to the Star Wars toy break dance article. Or go screen cap one of the Kanye "Twitter updates" (preferably one of them that has funny comments). Seriously do you know how many shit articles Wired craps out in a day? Trying to find a specific piece of polished turd within the mountain of crap isn't easy. You could add some more text too. --[[User:Spiders|Spiders]] 22:44, 8 March 2016 (EST)

: [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=CrackRabbit this] should find something better to do than bother [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=Spiders this] person. he can use all the placeholders he wants i don't care. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 09:27, 9 March 2016 (EST)

== Tomoko ==

I see you must like her, Watamote is an interesting anime, but I don't see her connection to America. Surely, if anything, Captain America would fit in. Tomoko is Japanese... technically. [[User:Anoned|Anoned]] 03:25, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

== Portals ==

Hey, I don't mean to be rude but you forgot to add [[Gab.ai]] to the Social Media featured article archive (I did it for you), try to remember next time. [[User:Wonka's Wild Willy|OOMPA LOOMPA ]][[User Talk:Wonka's Wild Willy| WORK FACTORY]] 12:46, 30 January 2017 (EST)

== New Right==
TL;DR Sibin flushed it, because he hates kebab. {{archive|ahrVp|There only exists this shitty archive}} 
But it is so bad, you shouldn't use anything from it. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 15:42, 11 February 2017 (EST)

== Hi ==
{{approve4|contributing stuff}}

keep writing more shit for ED man -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 16:27, 16 February 2017 (EST)

== u SUCK ==

<nowiki>:3</nowiki> [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:The best girl there ever was.png|25px]] 01:43, 3 March 2017 (EST)

== cl0r0x ==

You give Clorox back to me right now you motherfucker. Her and I should have had children now. Also, "asexual" isn't even a thing you jerkoff douchebag. _ [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 22:02, 30 April 2017 (EDT)
:Um yeah, sorry, I have delusions now and then. Basically what I told you on Twitter. Sorry, dude. - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 16:35, 1 May 2017 (EDT)

== Can you protect all Mr.Enter related articles? ==

These dickriders have been going insane, so maybe protecting the articles will probably make them give up and cry in the corner like a bitchy baby. --[[User:Niglord|Monkey Lord]] [[User talk:Niglord|heil me]] [[file:Crackhead_nigga.png|40px|link=Special:Contributions/Niglord]] 16:56, 30 March 2020 (UTC)

== [[AmericanDad86]] ==
Could you look at deleting this shitty attack article? It's about some random-ass obscure nignog who was on Wikipedia for a couple months and reads like autistic sperging because it is. [[User:2nd Go|2nd Go]] ([[User talk:2nd Go|talk]]) 17:56, 8 May 2020 (UTC)
:You made an account just to tell us to delete this article. It will stay up. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] [[User talk:Zagan|(talk)]] 19:42, 9 May 2020 (UTC)

== thumbnails ==

why are you uploading thumbnails of these pics? arent the full images available from the 2017 archive?-[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] ([[User talk:Boudica|talk]]) 05:59, 7 July 2020 (UTC)

==hello==
Thanks for helping out with GPK, got a few days free now so intend to get more done myself; going to take a look at 'video nasty' but I seem to remember it being a pain in the arse formatting the first time around, the images are all easily replaced though. [[User:MJ3.0|MJ3.0]] ([[User talk:MJ3.0|talk]]) 00:07, 23 July 2020 (UTC)

== Can I join the restoration Team. ==

PLeez.
::[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''Da Wyyzrd''']]

== The Jews did WTC gif is missing. We need to get it back. ==

Hey CrackRabbit, could you please ad back the JewsdidWTC Gif back?
:[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''Da Wyyzrd''']]

==Good Job==
{{approve2|the restoration work}}
You're a real champ, champ! [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 07:06, 11 May 2021 (EDT)

== Question... ==

Is it true that your lips are painted orange with the tanning spray from Donald Trump's cock? -[[User:J3wzus|Jewzus Christ]] ([[User talk:J3wzus|Talk]]) 05:44 (EDT)

== Quick Question... ==

Why do you hate Onideus so much? [[User:Reverberator|Reverberator]] ([[User talk:Reverberator|Talk]]) 01:43 10 june 2021 (EDT)

== Re:The Goverment would never become tyrannical.jpg ==

"The title "File talk:Clown Makeup meme - The Goverment would never become tyrannical.jpg" [[OY VEY|has been banned from creation]]. It matches the following blacklist entry: ^.{71,}$" [[File:Dancing Spiderman.gif]] [[User:Dancing Spiderman|Dancing Spiderman]]

== Apparently Junius Thaddeus killed himself. ==

He apparently couldn't deal with some gay shit and now he's dead. Rest in piss faggot. [[File:420 Weed Joint.gif|45px]] [[User:Dr. Weed|'''Dr. Weed''']] [[File:Ganjasphere.gif|32px]] [[User talk:Dr. Weed|'''(Talk)''']] [[File:Ganjasphere.gif|32px]] [[Special:Contributions/Dr. Weed|'''(Contribs)''']] [[File:420 Weed Joint.gif|45px]] 2:15 14 July 2021 (ECT)

== Archive ==

A few months ago I saw that you were asking me if I still had the archive I used to restore ED back in 2011 but due to how crap ED.wiki was I couldn't reply and now that it's nuked it doesn't matter anyway.
I still had the link to the archive in my old user discussions but I don't know if it can help restore an ED that is messed up beyond 2015 as most old articles seem to be intact. Also you are all a bunch of tards for letting this happen again btw. :-)

http://www.archive.org/download/2010-01-encyclopedia-dramatica/encyclopedia.dramatica.2010.01.13.rar

[[User_talk:DekoMan91|DekoMan91]] [[image:Dekoman_signature01.png|40px]] 15:06, 26 July 2021 (EDT)

== Validity of [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Geoshea Geoshea's article] ==

Hello CrackRabbit, there is a recent article here for a guy who did nothing beyond RP with a girl online, and draw some silly hentai pictures featuring fictional cartoon characters and post them on a site full of similar content, the drama seems to be that there is a four year age gap between the two of them, though this never seemed to bother anyone while they were 'dating', anyway their ''cyber''lationship ended badly and the girl KBOS cried paedo, which somehow triggered all of the people who know both of them to turn against Geoshea, and this is meat or rather ''spam'' of his article here, that he is some kind of malicious cyberpaedo who grooms girls.

Anyway make of that what you will, but it looks like that entire ''faux''asco was fabricated entirely out of ''almost'' nothing by KBOS and her cronies, while Geoshea sat there grumbling and then later whimpering, so really the article should be either deleted or renamed to something regarding KBOS and her pot-stirring, with the content rephrased to reflect this, anyway there should at least be ''both'' the {watch} and {emo} banners at the top of the article.

Now I did actually put those two banners at the top of the article, but there is a user MarioMario456 who seems to be in disagreement with this despite not personally having had anything to do with the event, and rather than start an edit war I decided to try and discuss this same topic here with him, but he does not seem interested and would rather just [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User_talk:TabbyGarf#Ban_this_user_and_protect_this_page edit war and request that my profile here be banned] because he falsely believes that I have a biased perspective on this, anyway you can see [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User_talk:MarioMario456#Geoshea.27s_article our quick chat on his discussion page] which links to other relevant info. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 20:38, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:I am friends with CircleyDoesExtracter. Also per my standards Geoshea is a pedo due to the 4 year age gap between him and KBOS. He is also a huge sick fuck as he once sent cum pics to some other girl, this time again with the same age gap. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 21:11, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::Hello Mario, I don't know who the Circley person you mentioned is, I imagine they had something to do with Geoshea/KBOS, and again the four-year age gap doesn't really sell it, and aside from that it isn't anyone else's business who Geoshea sends pictures of his alleged semen too, I'm sure many people with similar age gaps have been doing this kind of thing over the internet for a while now, just on this occasion it has been blown out of proportion and people are behaving as if they've never heard of sex before, I don't think it would look good for ED's standards to appear as a starving African by keeping up an article as petty as that. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 21:42, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:::Circley is a huge hater of Geoshea. Plus, I am perfectly fine with people making CP of fictional characters (it's alright in the US and in my country), but when he [[pedophile|grooms a real person with a 4 year age gap]] (KBOS was a minor), that's when the shit hits the fan. That's common sense. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 21:50, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::::No that's just blind legislation which is ''not'' your responsibility, a four year age gap is nothing and you have to look at the context, KBOS could be many times more sexually experienced and manipulative/malicious than Geoshea, and it appears that this may have been the case, anyway I go over this point in more depth on [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User_talk:Geoshea#A_letter_from_KMF%2FCatPeople Geoshea's discussion page on Ficreation], also Geoshea was not 'grooming' anyone, that would imply he had the intention of subjecting them to abusive or exploitative behaviour, such as sexual abuse or human trafficking, as far as I can tell they were just getting their rocks off together which again is no one else's business, KBOS even says they were boyfriend and girlfriend. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 22:05, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:::::Even if he "apologized", he grooming KBOS and another girl proves otherwise. This time you might even get the banhammer since you are acting like a whiteknight of his. Plus, [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Freighttrain you're a Ficreatard] so I'm 99.9% sure you're whiteknighting Geoshea. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 22:14, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::::::Again he wasn't grooming anyone, that is something else entirely, he was just getting his rocks off with them, and I'm not Geoshea's 'white knight', I just use his wiki for my blog and I am making sure that I will not have to reupload hundreds of blog images to yet another site, though '''no''' I am ''not'' a Ficreatard, I can tell you haven't seen [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Freighttrain my blog] yet.

::::::Anyway I think we should just let CrackRabbit reply, don't you. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 22:39, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:OK, maybe post on the TJC? And say I referred the case to the others to help decide on? Seems like a big situation - and I'm not the one to decide for everyone else, despite having been involved with ED and its community since its' .se domain/incarnation. --[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 03:51, 5 August 2021 (EDT)

::Hello CrackRabbit and thank you for your reply, I've posted it in the TJC as you suggested. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 04:15, 5 August 2021 (EDT)

== Fag ==

<nowiki>{{Megafaggot}}</nowiki>

[[User:C0ccwavz|cwavz]]〔[[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]〕★10:16 6 August 2021 (EDT)★

== Yo fgt ==

why do some many images of yours keep on Picture of the now? the memes aren't even that funny [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])
:Because he's one of the few that keeps up with it, fggt. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:37, 25 October 2021 (EDT)
::Then I'll finna be the few that updates it then [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 23:16, 10 November 2021 (EST)
:::Unless it's during halloween; which in that case, the dumb cunt will probably delete it. [[User:Somethingfaggy]] 23:26 11 November 2021.

== Archive ==

Thanks for keeping the XOTN up to date. Please be sure to update the XOTN Archives when you add the XOTN. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:37, 25 October 2021 (EDT)

== Improved Signature... ==

--[[File:Desu cock.png|75px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']]

You like it? [[User:Gaylo|Gaylo]] 01:20 23 November 2021
:Interesting take... --[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:37, 27 January 2022 (EST)

== Set XOTN Titles ==

Remember to do it faggot. Let's get the new year started right, I took care of the POTN titles you set already thanks. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:54, 3 January 2022 (EST)

== Hey hey cracky ==

It's a friend of yours from [[twatter|shitter]]...

Could you drop your email so that you and I can still talk? [[User:Irvington|Irvington]]
:Btw, be alert cracky, cause the retarded mods will get me confused for someone else.

== This is for you ==
{{Catgirl}}

Keep up the good work, Crack.
—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 15:42, 18 March 2022 (PT)

== Hey Cracky ==

Please get on the forum so I can have a one on one convo with you please. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|VFW]] 14:34 22 March 2021 (ECT)

== Hey CrackRabb; like you, like ed, wanna keep up with you and ed. ==

You know what your email is? [[User:Basedguy|Basedguy]] ([[User talk:Basedguy|talk]]) 05:52, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

== hy ==

your userpage sucks cocks [[shit_no_one_cares_about |on mobile]]

>:3

--[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 20:43, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== RE: Sup fam ==

I'm p good, just been bored lately, and along with h64 and some others I thought it would be fun to get back into editing a bit [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 11:06, 15 February 2023 (EST)
:Sure, I'll take a crack at it when I finish a few articles I'm working on/planning to work on [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 09:47, 20 February 2023 (EST)

== Hide And Seek POTN ==

I'm thinking of making that my Christmas card this year but I do have some people in my family that I could use it as a birthday card.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:04, 26 May 2023 (EDT)

== RE: Joey R ==

Long term would def love to contribute. Short term have been pretty busy irl and trying to find more time for online leisure, but ya [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 23:46, 9 June 2023 (EDT)

== [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:Rocking_Chick.png what kinda fuckin pedo shit is this?] ==

Answer me you bitch. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:29, 8 July 2023 (EDT)
:This is his way of asking for the sauce so he can add it to his collection. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 01:35, 9 July 2023 (EDT)
[[File:SHUT IT DOWN.jpg|450px]]

[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:40, 9 July 2023 (EDT)

:I'm not hearing you deny it... [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 01:46, 9 July 2023 (EDT)
::What now is going on? I don't see how some woman in a bikini rockin' out is "p-do"....--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:48, 10 July 2023 (EDT)

** The pic is to super deformed to get an age. I have yet to meet a girl whose head is as big as her torso.
Man. I wonder how thick a girl's neck would have to be if that was real life.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 07:30, 10 July 2023 (EDT)

== How are you today? ==

:) [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])

== You should check your forum account more often ==

The registrations on the wiki have been closed for a while (because kaizen was too lazy to re-enable them after a ban-evading vandal) so nowadays wiki accounts are created by sending PMs to wiki admins on the forums asking them for a wiki account. You should have one or more unread PMs asking for wiki accounts, try to read them all. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:57, 16 December 2023 (EST)

== Oops ==

I forgot how suicide inducing that Bing and Bowie song is. I'd have to let you shoot me if I put up "Last Christmas".

There's a game that goes with "Last Christmas" because it gets played so much. If you hear it 5 times, covers count, you lost Christmas. I lost 3 days after Thanksgiving.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:08, 18 December 2023 (EST)

== Nice signature ==

Hi, Rabbit. I wanted to let you know your signature looks nice. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 16:29, 24 January 2024 (EST)

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:40, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== EDitor ==

Hello. Can you please make me an EDitor? [[User:HamasDidNothingWrong|HamasDidNothingWrong]] ([[User talk:HamasDidNothingWrong|talk]]) 10:21, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Full list of “Threats” ==

You know that thing that lists all the threats. I know there’s some shit that’s missing. Could you please use your severe wiki autism to collect all the missing threats? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 05:44, 10 March 2025 (UTC)

== Feel free to delete ==

Please [[Special:DeletePage/Christian_Persch|delete ''Christian Persch'']] for now. I will create a better version later. Thank you. --[[User:Yooco|Yooco]] ([[User talk:Yooco|talk]]) 12:38, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

== Wiped Out Whathtrnynnty ==

He was making pages over 100,000 characters and some pages said they linked to CP, so to be on the safe side, I just nuked him because he might have slipped CP in somewhere.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:28, 31 March 2025 (UTC)

User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 17

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Ray William Johnson

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JuggaloH8R:

{{Fyi|Ray admitted to being an [[Injuns|Injun]]<nowiki></nowiki>.}}
{{achtung|[[Unfunny|OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IIIIIN OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IIIIN OH YES I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUUUUMBER OH WHEN THE SAINTS-MM GO-MM MARCH-NN ING WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IIIIIIIIN!]]}}
{{needsmoar|[[ruin]]}}
{{spoiler|<s>equals three is no more</s> Ray William Johnson couldn't get a decent job that would pay him the same amount of jewgolds as a YouTube career!!! So he's coming back because no one was stupid enough to accept this twat!!!}}
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{{quote|What the fuck is [[original content]]?|Ray William Johnson}}

 
[[Image:FakeAndGay.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Rule 34|No exceptions.]]]]

[[Image:RayDoingWhatHeDoesBest.jpg|200px|thumb|right|He even makes rule 34 disappointing]]

'''Gay William Johnson''' is an unfunny midget [[Sxephil|faggot]] who enjoys making videos in his shitty 1BR apartment. He has three channels, all of which are total crap. His main channel, which consists of him [[Reddit|stealing other people's content]] and making [[Jew Gold|money]] off it. His second channel, where he uploads weekly [[Shit no one cares about|vlogs]], and his third channel, where he and his friends used to make shitty animated music videos, that only [[retard|spastics]] enjoy and fuck faces delight.

Ray is constantly making insults about himself due to his low self-esteem for being under 5 foot. In most of his videos he will insult a race, then he’ll say that he’s “only kidding” so that minorities won't invade his house and beat his short ass down. He obviously used to fuck his old gay roommate [[Faggot|Will]], but trys to avoid anyone else thinking of it by constantly hanging around with his friend [[bitch|Meekakitty]]. He always makes vlogs supposedly “Goin’ out to da bar!”, to avoid anyone thinking that he is a lonely scum… plus, he is anti-social due to his Asperger's Syndrome. He is kind to gays because he is a fudgepacker himself.

“What’s happ’nin’ forum! [[Ray William Johnson]] here, and THIS is a funny page on [[African]] [[Americans]]! Whoa! I guess that’s why they call it [[BLACK]] comedy! Now check out [[Fat|THIS]] page on fat people! [[you|Overweight]] people are really [[unfunny|funny]], and I can get away with making fun of them, because I’m [[lie|flaw free]]! (BRB shaving eyebrows again).”

[[Ray William Johnson|RayWilliamJohnson]] is [[Sxephil|Sxephil]]’s [[whitey|white-bread]] Pakistani cousin, [[Plagiarism|infamous for using other people’s work in his own videos to get views and make money]]. After each stolen clip, he recites a cheesy 1990’s burn, usually involving somebody’s mom, and then an [[fail|oh so cool DJ sound effect plays]].

When Ray isn’t making [[unfunny]] sexist jokes that have little to do with the video he comments on, he expresses his [[fag|love for balls]] and makes up his own inside “jokes” that not even [[Retard|retard]]’s find amusing, such as “[[AIDS|squirrel AIDS]]”, and “[[Orgy|two camels in a tiny car]]”.

He also dated the [[whore|gold-digging feminist whore by the name of]] Anna Akana, who broke up with him after he helped her get over 800,000 subscribers on [[YouTube]].

For some inane reason, Ray’s [[13-year-old boy|fans]] actually think he cares about their [[bullshit|opinion]]. At the end of every video, he’ll get everybody to reply to a question with text or video, thus getting himself more [[Jew Gold|money]] from YouTube. Ray is also know for being a failed condom.

==Ray’s fanbase==

[[Image:RayWilliamJohnson RJW.jpg|thumb|120px|Pretty much sums up RayWilliamJohnson, all the way down to the public bathroom]]
[[File:RWJImposterAndBAWW.PNG|thumb|120px|RWJ imposter making even RWJ look silly and immature when it come down to who the most subscribed channel game. Lesson to RWJ and other big Youtubers: You got to keep your fans in check.]]
*[[13-year-old boy|13 year old boys]]
*[[12 year old girl|12 year old girls]]
*[[Faggots]]
*[[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|Newfags]]
*[[Troll|Trolls]]
*Fat kids
*Spastics
*Those desperate to get their comment picked by Ray
*His [[friends]]
*Himself
*Fudgepackers
*Douchebag-Faggot Retards

==Fake and Gay==

After getting a high, [[lie|well-earned]] fan-base, he attempted at making a [[forced meme]], as he always uses them in his videos. So he made a [[typical]] episode of his [[shit]] show using the typical misleading thumbnail and title, but then, knowing he’d becoming the laughing stock of the internet if he ever attempted this on [[b|/b/]], he used his [[crap]] example of a [[troll]] to create [[When I Was|THE WORST MEME EVER]]. Nowadays, you can’t go on any staged/seemingly staged/ video without seeing [[at least 100|at least 1]] comment posted by a [[13-year-old boy]] or a [[12 year old girl]] saying “LOLOLOL FAEK ADN GAY!!!1” or some [[unfunny]] variation of it.

==Video Structure==

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#[[cum|Gel]] up hair
# Lose sense of humor
# Put on a shit eating grin
# Provide shit commentary on shit videos
# Take a big BAAAYYYY DOOOOO BLEEEEHHHHHHH
# Call Borderlands Boring lands...
# [[???]]
# [[Profit]]!

==RWJ Freaks out and bails on Maker Studios==
Sometime around winter of 2012, Ray went awol on his production partners Maker Studios. Of course the fight for =3 was over money, and [[Jewtube]] politics.
[[File:Rwj lolcow makerstudios.jpg|center]]

==Eyebrows==
[[File:RayWilliamJohnson smexy.jpg|thumb]]
It’d be an understatement to say Ray doesn’t have an eyebrow problem. In every video, the shape of his eyebrows change, presumably because he doesn't know what to do with them. His most famous style was the “obviously-shaven-right-down-the-center” look in late 2009.
{{clear}}

==Reception==

With a guy who writes “I’m paid to clean the urinals at the local strip club” under his occupation on YouTube, you just KNOW you’re in for a [[lie|hoot and a holler!]] The majority of his fans are [[12_year_old_girls|12 year old girls]]. [[pedobear|It’s enough motivation for him to keep making videos (especially when video responses come into play)]]. Unfortunately, that means the reception left on [[YouTube]] isn’t the same as what the majority conclude.

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==Lame/Sexist/Unfunny Jokes==
His “talent” for joke telling can only be surpassed by the little 12 year olds who constantly [[jizz]] on their keyboard just wanting more of his unoriginal, scripted and retarded jokes. Any [[CopperCab|dumb fuck]] would dare look at his production team or whatever and find that they make up all the jokes because any fagcunt guido like him just wouldn't be fucking smart enough anyways. Heres a snippet from his channel: About New episode every TUES & FRI. I'm an alcoholic garden gnome with a taste for comic books and hip-hop music. I've also been known to produce a few good shows....- Thats a funny motherfucker right there. Watch at least one of his videos and you will see his try-hard attempts at trying to make his [[Lolicon|“audience”]] think that he is somewhat funny or witty, but as we all know children, guidos can’t be any of those things.

==His [[Whore|Mother]]==
In early 2010, Ray's very own mother advertised his e-show (titled [[weaboo|"=3"]] for some perverted reason) on gpforums.com. There were mixed reviews; from terrible to [[an hero|suicide]]-inducing.

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|Terrible...just terrible.|Nerd #1|Ban for being shit.|Nerd #2|can i please have the time back i just wasted watching the start of that video?|Nerd #3|Watched half that video. Holy balls that guy is contrived and extremely irritating. :mad: He'd be one of those guys that chimes in with something that sounded awesome in his head, but everyone ignores him because he eats shit.|Nerd #4|The guy shaves between his eyebrows|Nerd #5|Ha ha ha! Just kidding, guys. He's not really my son. Yeah, that guy sucks.|RayWilliamJohnson's Mom}}|color=black}}

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Show RayWilliamJohnson to any sane person over 12, and they’ll come to same conclusion…

{{quote|It’s terrible. I wipe my ass with it.|[[Irate Gamer|Irate Gamer]]}}

==Ray Jewilliam Johnberg==

After Ray went to record [[shit nobody cares about|his album]]. The Judaic media mafia took over the show with two unfunny Jews hosting it.

==Anna Akana==
Ray HAD a girlfriend/feminist named Anna Akana, whom he was a beta fucker to until she dumped him for more fame, such as appearing in the new ''Ant-Man'' film. She's appeared with no clothes on a couple of times also.

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==Trolling Ray==

* Tell him, “America’s Funniest Home Videos called, they want their show and lack of humor back!”
* Tell him that he steals others peoples videos to get more [[Jew Gold|money]]. Note his [[13 year old boys|fans]] will nerd rage “U JUST JEALOUS!!!111”
* Call him out on his blatant racism and sexism as he constantly hides it by saying, "Naw I kid the _______," so that nobody in New York City finds him and beats the shit out of him.
* Tell him to quit shaving his eyebrows.
* Tell him, “Jersey Shore called, they want their filthy, greasy Guidos back.”
* Call him a [[pedophile]] as all his fans are [[12 year old girls|twelve and under]].
* Remind him that he doesn’t have any friends at all. Not just because they “[[lie|don’t want to be on film]]”.
* Tell him to come out of the closet, as he clearly [[fuck]]s his roommate [[Faggot|Will]], and tries to clear the [[homosexual]] accusations by filming himself with MeekaKitty all the time.
* Remind him that he’ll never make it in show business because he’s a fucking [[douche]] pump and has no on-camera talent, regardless of how high he raises his shaved eyebrows. [[noob|He relies too much on jump cuts due his lack of oratory skills. Too bad he can’t have any jump cuts when performing live!]]
* Remind him of what a shitty rapper he is:
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==See Also==
*[[Your Favorite Martian]]
*[[Sxephil]]
*[[shanedawsontv]]
*[[Guido]]
*[[Pakis]]

== External Links ==
*{{yt|u|RayWilliamJohnson|RayWilliamJohnson's YouTube Page}}
*{{yt|u|BreakingNYC|His video log page that nobody cares about}}
*{{twitter|RayWJ}}
*{{myspace|raywilliamjohnson}}
*{{fb|raywilliamjohnson}}
*[http://equalsthree.net His fan site =3]
*[http://www.raywj.com/ His website]
*[http://www.raywj.com/shop/ His store page that nobody cares about]
*{{ytlink|tpxRqqvqWLU|"Dead Channels: Ray William Johnson"}} (his e-pitaph)
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[[Category:People|Johnson, Ray William]]

Anna Akana

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JuggaloH8R: Fuck it I'll just redirect it

#REDIRECT [[Ray William Johnson#Anna_Akana]]

Anna Akana

2025-05-09T16:57:36Z

JuggaloH8R: Removing unneeded and defamatory bullshit. I want this shit deleted.

{{Baleetplz|She is irrelevant now that she's no longer screwing Ray}}
{{quote|It's not who you know, it's who you blow.|Anna Akana}}
[[File:Vaganna Akandom.jpg|250px|thumb]]
'''Anna Akana''' is an untalented unfunny [[bisexual]] [[chink]] who rose to fame for sucking her ex-boyfriend [[Ray William Johnson]]'s cock in 2011 after staring as one of his "Video Hoes" in his ''Breaking NYC'' series, then formally meeting him at the 2012 CBS Diversity Showcase. Before this, she jumpstarted her way into the showbusiness by driving her [[13-year-old girl|13-year-old]] sister to [[suicide]] on February 14, 2007. She is the definition of a greedy, whitewashed, [[whore|gold-digging]] [[liberal|libtard]] [[feminazi]] and a [[hypocrite]] who can't stop herself from getting [[raped]] because she dresses like a [[slut]].

Most of her fanbase consists of brainwashed [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] [[simp]]s, codependent [[incel]]s, and [[dyke]]s manipulated by her narcissistic thirst traps.

Aside from her JewTube, she is most known for starring in a cameo role as the slutty writer chick in Marvel's ''Ant-Man'' (2015).

==Fucking RWJ for fame==
After feeling like shit for several months following her sister's suicide, Anna laughed again for the first time from watching a Comedy Central late-night standup special by fellow chink Margaret Cho, which inspired Anna to start turning her sob stories into art she could milk for her own selfish gain. Anna started as a local performing standup comedy at the age of 19 under the alias "Anna Math" (get it, because [[Asian]] chicks are good at [[math]]) and was a nobody who always got tomatoes thrown at her wherever she performed when least requested (often disturbing the peace while everyone was trying to go about their day). She also auditioned for several acting roles during this time, but was reduced to uncredited background extra roles in ''90210'' because she refused to get naked and act like a [[woman|sexual object]]. She also had a semi-popular Funny or Die video of her mother discovering she masturbates after finding [[condom]]s at the bottom of the trash can, which Anna clarified she uses to clean her vibrator after pleasuring herself to a guy named Bryan. But none of these instances turned her into a prostitute overnight.

After being sick and tired of taking a backseat to talented creators who actually put effort into their journey to fame, Anna decided to suck a [[faggot]]'s [[AIDS]]-infested cock to get her naked body on every porn site on the World Wide Web. Anna met Ray William Johnson at a CBS Diversity Showcase in January 2012. Ray gave "Anna Math" advice on how to use her slutty body to rack up the algorithm by deceiving viewers with [[clickbait]]. Two months later, Anna started a mini sketch web-series titled ''10 Second Traumas'' with another irrelevant whore named Deirdre Develin in partnership with FML.com, and created a Funny or Die and YouTube page for the project. The series consist of, as insisted by the title, 10-second sketches of two skanky bitches bragging about their concocted plans to sleep with all the men in Hollywood to become famous overnight. The series was receiving little engagement even with an official website up, until Mr. Johnson himself liked one of the videos and it appeared in his public channel feed. Ray then starred in the sketches and boosted the subscriber count of Anna's older channel, "bicuriousears".

After this she decided to make her own YouTube channel in August 2011 and was receiving recognition solely for being RWJ's bitch and no advantages of her own other than being a sexual object for guys to project their fantasies onto.

Anna got 100k subscribers in less than a year, and you can pretty much guess who's responsible for that... [https://web.archive.org/web/20111117001817/youtube.com/user/bicuriousears A November 2011 archive of one of her older channels] shows she already had 1k subscribers, but this doesn't prove anything since it was already well after she met Ray. Same goes for the [https://web.archive.org/web/20110502041129/youtube.com/user/10secondtraumas 10 Second Traumas channel gaining 500 subs just two months after its creation] since Ray liked their videos, attracting the masturbatory attention of his dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches.

Around July 2014, Ray and Anna broke up after Anna got 800,000 subscribers and dumped his ass for refusing to let her take over his Runaway Thoughts podcast just because the view count was racking up due to dudes beating off to her face on their screens like the fucking pathetic [[incel]]s they are. Anna's whole motive for being in the relationship was milking Ray to boost her own audience.

== External Links ==
*{{yt|u|AnnaAkana|JewTube}}

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{{Azn}}
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[[Category:People|Akana, Anna]]

User talk:CrackRabbit

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JuggaloH8R: /* Anna Akana */ new section

User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 17

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JuggaloH8R: /* Request for deletion - Anna Akana */ new section

{{User talk:Hipcrime/top}}

== [[Floating dongs]] ==

I'm such a dum dum. I somehow didn't see that page, although I saw a video of some dong juggling [https://youtu.be/IL4bg0hoylk&t=160 here] at the 2:40 mark, but I can't find the original video by itself. On that same vid, one of the commenters says there was actually a lulzcon 06 in San Diego, so I guess that explains [[:File:Lulzcon.jpg|this pic]]. Anyways thx for showing me

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 02:05, 10 February 2025 (UTC)

== EDitor, not EDiot ;-) ==

Could you please +EDitor me so I can edit templatespace? I already asked admin but they are currently inactive. Thanks. By the way, thank you for categorizing my pages. [[User:Yooco|Yooco]] ([[User talk:Yooco|talk]]) 05:53, 14 April 2025 (UTC)

== Request for deletion - Anna Akana ==

Delete [[Anna Akana]]. She does not sustain enough notability for an article because she practically fell off after her relationship with [[Ray William Johnson]] ended as proven by her modern YouTube algorithm, and all you can find about her in a nutshell is already on Ray's page. Plus I account for 99% of the information on the page, most of which is made-up bullshit and not lolcow-worthy. You barely see her talked about today so no point in keeping. [[User:JuggaloH8R|JuggaloH8R]] ([[User talk:JuggaloH8R|talk]]) 05:32, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Anna Akana

2025-05-06T06:33:46Z

JuggaloH8R:

{{Baleetplz|She is irrelevant now that she's no longer screwing Ray}}
{{quote|It's not who you know, it's who you blow.|Anna Akana}}
[[File:Vaganna Akandom.jpg|250px|thumb|You wonder why such a bitchy-appearing individual can never catch a break from rape...]]
'''Anna Akana''' is an untalented unfunny [[bisexual]] [[chink]] [[zoophile]] who rose to fame first for making love to [[Katy Perry]]'s brother in a short-lived web series sketch, then sucking her ex-boyfriend [[Ray William Johnson]]'s cock in 2011 after staring as one of his "Video Hoes" in his ''Breaking NYC'' series then formally meeting him at the 2012 CBS Diversity Showcase. Before this, she jumpstarted her way into the showbusiness by driving her [[13-year-old girl|13-year-old]] sister to [[suicide]] on February 14, 2007. She is the definition of a greedy, whitewashed, [[whore|gold-digging]] [[liberal|libtard]] [[feminazi]] and a [[hypocrite]] who can't stop herself from getting [[raped]] because she dresses like a [[slut]]. Anna routinely engages in [[bestiality]] with her pet [[cat]]s and posts videos of herself molesting them on her shitty YouTube channel, which only got 2 million subscribers or any subs at all because she fucked the aforementioned RWJ to become a public figure.

Most of her fanbase consists of brainwashed [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] [[simp]]s, codependent [[incel]]s, and [[dyke]]s manipulated by her narcissistic thirst traps. She has also started identifying as bisexual and advocating for the [[Lgbt/|LGBTQIA+]] community solely to pander.

Aside from her JewTube, she is most known for starring in a cameo role as the slutty writer chick in Marvel's ''Ant-Man'' (2015), where she was dubbed over by a man, proving feminazis have no power in dominating the acting industry. The highest point of her career and the outcome goes against her progressive views.

==Killing her sister==
On Valentine's Day 2007, Anna got into an argument with her [[dyslexic]] [[13 year old girl|13-year-old]] sister Kristina over their [[Christian|helicopter parents]] not letting her attend a [[orgy|party with her friends]] and only letting her attend the sleepover, causing Kristina to flip out and throw shit across the room. This caused Kristina to [[suicide|hang herself]] in the closet (where she was hiding her lesbianism) as the last words Anna said to her little sister were "I hate you". Anna failed to realize she was the problem, so she became a pussy ass [[weed]] addict, seeking pity from everyone and projecting her own faults onto them.

Her sister's body was then cremated and the ashes were stored in a jar kept in a storage unit to this day. Meanwhile Anna took a braid of her dead sister's hair and put it in a box for her dickriders on the front row to hold during her standup shows (which suck ass by the way). Anna continues to profit off her dead sister to this day through her arrogant [[sexism|man-hating]] [[Prostitute|money-whoring]] [[Narcissistic personality disorder|thirst traps]] on Patreon, bandwagon jumping on [[TikTok]], and [[PC]] ambiguous mental health research videos made to promote her shitty standup and progressive raging libtard views.

===The aftermath===
In 2012, after building her own platform from being Ray William Johnson's bitch, Anna uploaded a music video dedicated to her sister titled "Against the Darkness", which is just 5 minutes of her [[PMS]]ing for sympathy and reassurance that her sister's suicide wasn't her own fault. The video itself was just degenerate home videos of her [[pedophile]] family jacking off to baby Kristina and an older Kristina sticking her fingers up Anna's asshole while she sleeps to project her [[fetish]].

Anna wrote a book released in 2017 titled ''So Much I Want to Tell You: Letters to My Little Sister'', intended as a memoir of Kristina, but she spends less time mourning her sister's death and more time babbling about her attempts to rise to stardom by consuming Ray William Johnson's cum in every orifice (even her eye sockets and ear canal), once again proving her narcissistic, deceptive sympathy-bait gold digging. The cover of the book is literally just Anna smiling while glamored up and sitting on a chair, which speaks volumes of her habit of profiting off her incestuous involuntary manslaughter for sex money.

Anna said in a 2024 interview with the gayest fucking waste-of-oxygen dyke Ashley Gavin (whose lesbianism is only good for [[Masturbation|jacking off to]]) that she deems the idea that she's glad her sister died solely so she could start a career to be a misconception and defends that she worked extremely hard (harder than she sucks cock) to get where she is today, but of course everyone knows that's bullshit given how obscure she was to the public before meeting Ray.

==Fucking RWJ for fame==
After feeling like shit for several months following her sister's assisted suicide, Anna popped her first boner from watching a Comedy Central late-night standup special by fellow chink Margarate Cho, which inspired Anna to start turning her sob stories into art she could milk for her own selfish gain. Anna started as a local performing standup comedy at the age of 19 under the alias "Anna Math" (get it, because [[Asian]] chicks are good at [[math]]) and was a nobody who always got tomatoes thrown at her wherever she performed when least requested (often disturbing the peace while everyone was trying to go about their day). She also auditioned for several acting roles during this time, but was reduced to uncredited background extra roles in ''90210'' because she refused to get naked and act like a sexual object as her very existence as a [[woman]] is meant to. She also had a semi-popular Funny or Die video of her mother discovering she masturbates after finding [[condom]]s at the bottom of the trash can, which Anna clarified she uses to clean her vibrator after pleasuring herself to a fag named Bryan. But none of these instances turned her into a prostitute overnight.

After being sick and tired of taking a backseat to talented creators who actually put effort into their journey to fame, Anna decided to suck a [[faggot]]'s [[AIDS]]-infested cock to get her naked body on every porn site on the World Wide Web. Anna met Ray William Johnson at a CBS Diversity Showcase in January 2011. Ray gave "Anna Math" advice on how to use her slutty body to rack up the algorithm by deceiving viewers with [[clickbait]]. Two months later, Anna started a mini sketch web-series titled ''10 Second Traumas'' with another irrelevant whore named Deirdre Develin in partnership with FML.com, and created a Funny or Die and YouTube page for the project. The series consist of, as insisted by the title, 10-second sketches of two skanky bitches bragging about their concocted plans to sleep with all the men in Hollywood to become famous overnight. The series was receiving little engagement even with an official website up, until Mr. Johnson himself liked one of the videos and it appeared in his public channel feed, attracting the attention of all his [[12 year old]] dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches while risking her prosecution for statutory rape. Ray then starred in the sketches and boosted the subscriber count of Anna's older channel, "bicuriousears" (a hint at her fabricated bisexuality).

After this she decided to make her own YouTube channel in August 2011 and was receiving recognition solely for being RWJ's bitch and no advantages of her own other than being a sexual object for guys to project their fantasies onto because she's a female. Then in 2013 Anna made one of her most viral videos titled "don't kill yourself", which was basically her crying like a pussy in front of the camera for 5 minutes playing the victim when everyone knows it's her own damn fault for making her sister kill herself and that everyone wishes she would do the same. Of course she wouldn't have come anywhere near this far if it wasn't for riding a manwhore's cottails to jumpstart her career.

Anna got 100k subscribers in less than a year, and you can pretty much guess who's responsible for that... [https://web.archive.org/web/20111117001817/youtube.com/user/bicuriousears A November 2011 archive of one of her older channels] shows she already had 1k subscribers, but this doesn't prove anything since it was already well after she met Ray. Same goes for the [https://web.archive.org/web/20110502041129/youtube.com/user/10secondtraumas 10 Second Traumas channel gaining 500 subs just two months after its creation] since Ray liked their videos, attracting the masturbatory attention of his dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches.

Around July 2014, Ray and Anna broke up after Anna got 800,000 subscribers and dumped his ass for refusing to let her take over his Runaway Thoughts podcast just because the view count was racking up due to dudes beating off to her face on their screens like the fucking pathetic [[incel]]s they are. Anna's whole motive for being in the relationship was milking Ray to boost her own audience.

==Zoophilia==
Anna's most defining degenerative behavior is her fetish for performing explicit sex acts on any form of feline species in the universe. Even without a natural penis, she still manages to be a vile and disgusting motherfucker who should be sentenced to an eternity of immortal suffering in [[Hell]]. This includes French kissing, eating their faces, preserving their neutered testicles to use as a sex toy, licking their genitals and anuses, eating their own shit, recording them pissing, shitting, or vomiting, bathing in a tub of their explosive diarrhea, fingering them, and all sorts of fucked up shit beyond the max. She is known for her pathetic preference of cats over her human fans WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE WORDS TO HER, hence using her [[Patreon]] to milk dry the testicles of her brainwashed simps to force them to donate to her retarded faggot ass cat charities only to give them jack shit in return. She spoils these fucking dumbass creatures like they're her bitches in bed without giving them the proper discipline of killing the little fuckers. The only reason she actually cares so much about raising money for no-kill cat shelters is so she can take them in the fostering care of a lovely mother only to reveal her facade and sexually abuse those kittens while masturbating furiously to all those [[autistic]] simps giving her money just to can they spill their seed all over their keyboard. You know Anna loves having her cats dig their sharp claws into her vagina until menstrual blood leaks everywhere (a pussy killing a pussy).

===I've Got Six Cats (who all died from my putrid fucking fetishes)===
Anna then took Ray's cats that he bought for her as a remnant of all the good times she had profiting off her ex and made an ear-piercing [[autotune]]d song about them called "I've Got Six Cats". Most of them died later on from all the raunchy NC-17 style bestiality Anna performed on them 24/7 like the [[degenerate]] fuck she is. The cats names were as follows: Lily, an old fuck who died of dementia; Abby, a fucking fatass tabby cunt who makes the average [[American]] jealous and whom [[McDonald's]] owes royalties; Jimmy, a cocksucking pissy fuck who hisses and scratches you to a bloody pulp when you didn't do shit (just smack the little fucker with a shovel so he stops being a [[snowflake]]; oh wait, he already died; Burn in Hell faggot); Congress, an ugly fucked up looking retarded orange Persian cat who's "dumb and doesn't do anything", obviously because he's a fucking retard infected with Down Syndrome (thank fucking God this fucking gay homosexual faggot died of cancer); Beetle, a fucking [[nigger]] black cat who's still a deranged [[psychopath]] even after getting his balls chopped off without anesthesia and is bait for the [[Ku Klux Klan|Ku Klux Kats]] (as of now he's only remaining OG of these pieces of shit); and Ghost, a sexually promiscuous cat who growls on cue because she's in heat 24/7; she ran away after finding out Anna was a zoophile and jumped off a bridge.

==Rape==
Anna is notorious for getting raped because she dresses provocatively and can't learn to cover her skin. Either that or she just fails to realize that her sole existence as a woman is to be treated as a sexual object that shouldn't even have to say anything let alone move if a man wants to fuck her nasty.

In 2015 [https://youtube.com/watch?v=86ST_suvc9I Anna made a tutorial for women on how not to get raped], which makes her look like a hypocrite because [https://youtube.com/watch?v=yATOzE32gZk in one of her Runaway Thoughts podcasts with her retarded ex], she jokes about willing to rape a guy if it wasn't illegal. In the same video she insists on schools teaching boys that rape isn't an option, never mind that the whole point of [[life]] is to [[children|keep the human race of retards going]] by [[cum]]ming inside [[vaginas]] without all this "consent" bullshit intervening, and that girls are the rapists in the first place for stealing the cum and being too weak to fight back. At least she admitted that she was so fucking tired of being responsible for ''not'' getting raped, attracting the attention of several nice young men to end her suffering.

In 2017 she uploaded a parody commercial for "[https://youtube.com/watch?v=r11k1rprU9M Rape Prevention Leggings]" and was too much of a fucking dumbass to realize that including a close-up shot of her vagina in the thumbnail is only going to attract what she's trying to prevent. At least her box and tush looked tight and thick in those leggings.

She's also an indecisive cunt because in 2011 she underwent an [[abortion]] and declared it her greatest life decision, completely ignoring the fact that it's her own damn fault for letting an unprotected penis ejaculate into her while not on the pill. This incident inspired her to adapt an excerpt from her retarded book into a YouTube short film called "Take Your Birth Control", which as you expect encourages women to be blame-shifting irresponsible cunts blaming the male population for getting raped when it's scientifically proven to be the woman's fault for being sexually desirable (though even the women who are ugly as fuck still deserve to be raped as punishment rather than for pleasure of male on top of her).

Anna always responds to a man's request to have sex with her with [[sarcasm]] and [[satire]] as her own codified way of saying "no", trying to make the man feel like shit for his natural behavior when she herself is the villain for thinking rape isn't an option and it's her fault for being such a whore in the first place.

She mentions being raped at one point in her life. Whatever the reason, goes without saying that she damn well deserved it.

==Bisexuality/Dykedom==
In October 2018 at the Streamy's Awards, while delivering a drunk speech Anna came out as bisexual in admittance of enjoying a threesome with two other women, who [[Incest|were most likely her mother and]] [[Necrophilia|dead sister]]. Anyone who isn't autistic would know that this was just a bullshit gimmick to pander to the [[Lgbt/|letters of the alphabet sodomites]] for even more algorithm and blind dickriders who automatically like her just because she's "one of them" rather than her overall quality as a content creator and human being (which, needless to say, is very shitty).

== External Links ==
*{{yt|u|AnnaAkana|JewTube}}
*{{twitter|annaakana|Shitter (now XXX)}}
*{{fb|annaakana|Fagbook}}
*[http://annaakana.com/ Retarded website]

{{portals|gay|socialjustice|whores|youtube}}
{{Azn}}
{{RapeSeries}}
[[Category:People|Akana, Anna]]

Anna Akana

2025-05-06T06:33:15Z

JuggaloH8R:

{{Bawleetplz|She is irrelevant now that she's no longer screwing Ray}}
{{quote|It's not who you know, it's who you blow.|Anna Akana}}
[[File:Vaganna Akandom.jpg|250px|thumb|You wonder why such a bitchy-appearing individual can never catch a break from rape...]]
'''Anna Akana''' is an untalented unfunny [[bisexual]] [[chink]] [[zoophile]] who rose to fame first for making love to [[Katy Perry]]'s brother in a short-lived web series sketch, then sucking her ex-boyfriend [[Ray William Johnson]]'s cock in 2011 after staring as one of his "Video Hoes" in his ''Breaking NYC'' series then formally meeting him at the 2012 CBS Diversity Showcase. Before this, she jumpstarted her way into the showbusiness by driving her [[13-year-old girl|13-year-old]] sister to [[suicide]] on February 14, 2007. She is the definition of a greedy, whitewashed, [[whore|gold-digging]] [[liberal|libtard]] [[feminazi]] and a [[hypocrite]] who can't stop herself from getting [[raped]] because she dresses like a [[slut]]. Anna routinely engages in [[bestiality]] with her pet [[cat]]s and posts videos of herself molesting them on her shitty YouTube channel, which only got 2 million subscribers or any subs at all because she fucked the aforementioned RWJ to become a public figure.

Most of her fanbase consists of brainwashed [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] [[simp]]s, codependent [[incel]]s, and [[dyke]]s manipulated by her narcissistic thirst traps. She has also started identifying as bisexual and advocating for the [[Lgbt/|LGBTQIA+]] community solely to pander.

Aside from her JewTube, she is most known for starring in a cameo role as the slutty writer chick in Marvel's ''Ant-Man'' (2015), where she was dubbed over by a man, proving feminazis have no power in dominating the acting industry. The highest point of her career and the outcome goes against her progressive views.

==Killing her sister==
On Valentine's Day 2007, Anna got into an argument with her [[dyslexic]] [[13 year old girl|13-year-old]] sister Kristina over their [[Christian|helicopter parents]] not letting her attend a [[orgy|party with her friends]] and only letting her attend the sleepover, causing Kristina to flip out and throw shit across the room. This caused Kristina to [[suicide|hang herself]] in the closet (where she was hiding her lesbianism) as the last words Anna said to her little sister were "I hate you". Anna failed to realize she was the problem, so she became a pussy ass [[weed]] addict, seeking pity from everyone and projecting her own faults onto them.

Her sister's body was then cremated and the ashes were stored in a jar kept in a storage unit to this day. Meanwhile Anna took a braid of her dead sister's hair and put it in a box for her dickriders on the front row to hold during her standup shows (which suck ass by the way). Anna continues to profit off her dead sister to this day through her arrogant [[sexism|man-hating]] [[Prostitute|money-whoring]] [[Narcissistic personality disorder|thirst traps]] on Patreon, bandwagon jumping on [[TikTok]], and [[PC]] ambiguous mental health research videos made to promote her shitty standup and progressive raging libtard views.

===The aftermath===
In 2012, after building her own platform from being Ray William Johnson's bitch, Anna uploaded a music video dedicated to her sister titled "Against the Darkness", which is just 5 minutes of her [[PMS]]ing for sympathy and reassurance that her sister's suicide wasn't her own fault. The video itself was just degenerate home videos of her [[pedophile]] family jacking off to baby Kristina and an older Kristina sticking her fingers up Anna's asshole while she sleeps to project her [[fetish]].

Anna wrote a book released in 2017 titled ''So Much I Want to Tell You: Letters to My Little Sister'', intended as a memoir of Kristina, but she spends less time mourning her sister's death and more time babbling about her attempts to rise to stardom by consuming Ray William Johnson's cum in every orifice (even her eye sockets and ear canal), once again proving her narcissistic, deceptive sympathy-bait gold digging. The cover of the book is literally just Anna smiling while glamored up and sitting on a chair, which speaks volumes of her habit of profiting off her incestuous involuntary manslaughter for sex money.

Anna said in a 2024 interview with the gayest fucking waste-of-oxygen dyke Ashley Gavin (whose lesbianism is only good for [[Masturbation|jacking off to]]) that she deems the idea that she's glad her sister died solely so she could start a career to be a misconception and defends that she worked extremely hard (harder than she sucks cock) to get where she is today, but of course everyone knows that's bullshit given how obscure she was to the public before meeting Ray.

==Fucking RWJ for fame==
After feeling like shit for several months following her sister's assisted suicide, Anna popped her first boner from watching a Comedy Central late-night standup special by fellow chink Margarate Cho, which inspired Anna to start turning her sob stories into art she could milk for her own selfish gain. Anna started as a local performing standup comedy at the age of 19 under the alias "Anna Math" (get it, because [[Asian]] chicks are good at [[math]]) and was a nobody who always got tomatoes thrown at her wherever she performed when least requested (often disturbing the peace while everyone was trying to go about their day). She also auditioned for several acting roles during this time, but was reduced to uncredited background extra roles in ''90210'' because she refused to get naked and act like a sexual object as her very existence as a [[woman]] is meant to. She also had a semi-popular Funny or Die video of her mother discovering she masturbates after finding [[condom]]s at the bottom of the trash can, which Anna clarified she uses to clean her vibrator after pleasuring herself to a fag named Bryan. But none of these instances turned her into a prostitute overnight.

After being sick and tired of taking a backseat to talented creators who actually put effort into their journey to fame, Anna decided to suck a [[faggot]]'s [[AIDS]]-infested cock to get her naked body on every porn site on the World Wide Web. Anna met Ray William Johnson at a CBS Diversity Showcase in January 2011. Ray gave "Anna Math" advice on how to use her slutty body to rack up the algorithm by deceiving viewers with [[clickbait]]. Two months later, Anna started a mini sketch web-series titled ''10 Second Traumas'' with another irrelevant whore named Deirdre Develin in partnership with FML.com, and created a Funny or Die and YouTube page for the project. The series consist of, as insisted by the title, 10-second sketches of two skanky bitches bragging about their concocted plans to sleep with all the men in Hollywood to become famous overnight. The series was receiving little engagement even with an official website up, until Mr. Johnson himself liked one of the videos and it appeared in his public channel feed, attracting the attention of all his [[12 year old]] dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches while risking her prosecution for statutory rape. Ray then starred in the sketches and boosted the subscriber count of Anna's older channel, "bicuriousears" (a hint at her fabricated bisexuality).

After this she decided to make her own YouTube channel in August 2011 and was receiving recognition solely for being RWJ's bitch and no advantages of her own other than being a sexual object for guys to project their fantasies onto because she's a female. Then in 2013 Anna made one of her most viral videos titled "don't kill yourself", which was basically her crying like a pussy in front of the camera for 5 minutes playing the victim when everyone knows it's her own damn fault for making her sister kill herself and that everyone wishes she would do the same. Of course she wouldn't have come anywhere near this far if it wasn't for riding a manwhore's cottails to jumpstart her career.

Anna got 100k subscribers in less than a year, and you can pretty much guess who's responsible for that... [https://web.archive.org/web/20111117001817/youtube.com/user/bicuriousears A November 2011 archive of one of her older channels] shows she already had 1k subscribers, but this doesn't prove anything since it was already well after she met Ray. Same goes for the [https://web.archive.org/web/20110502041129/youtube.com/user/10secondtraumas 10 Second Traumas channel gaining 500 subs just two months after its creation] since Ray liked their videos, attracting the masturbatory attention of his dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches.

Around July 2014, Ray and Anna broke up after Anna got 800,000 subscribers and dumped his ass for refusing to let her take over his Runaway Thoughts podcast just because the view count was racking up due to dudes beating off to her face on their screens like the fucking pathetic [[incel]]s they are. Anna's whole motive for being in the relationship was milking Ray to boost her own audience.

==Zoophilia==
Anna's most defining degenerative behavior is her fetish for performing explicit sex acts on any form of feline species in the universe. Even without a natural penis, she still manages to be a vile and disgusting motherfucker who should be sentenced to an eternity of immortal suffering in [[Hell]]. This includes French kissing, eating their faces, preserving their neutered testicles to use as a sex toy, licking their genitals and anuses, eating their own shit, recording them pissing, shitting, or vomiting, bathing in a tub of their explosive diarrhea, fingering them, and all sorts of fucked up shit beyond the max. She is known for her pathetic preference of cats over her human fans WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE WORDS TO HER, hence using her [[Patreon]] to milk dry the testicles of her brainwashed simps to force them to donate to her retarded faggot ass cat charities only to give them jack shit in return. She spoils these fucking dumbass creatures like they're her bitches in bed without giving them the proper discipline of killing the little fuckers. The only reason she actually cares so much about raising money for no-kill cat shelters is so she can take them in the fostering care of a lovely mother only to reveal her facade and sexually abuse those kittens while masturbating furiously to all those [[autistic]] simps giving her money just to can they spill their seed all over their keyboard. You know Anna loves having her cats dig their sharp claws into her vagina until menstrual blood leaks everywhere (a pussy killing a pussy).

===I've Got Six Cats (who all died from my putrid fucking fetishes)===
Anna then took Ray's cats that he bought for her as a remnant of all the good times she had profiting off her ex and made an ear-piercing [[autotune]]d song about them called "I've Got Six Cats". Most of them died later on from all the raunchy NC-17 style bestiality Anna performed on them 24/7 like the [[degenerate]] fuck she is. The cats names were as follows: Lily, an old fuck who died of dementia; Abby, a fucking fatass tabby cunt who makes the average [[American]] jealous and whom [[McDonald's]] owes royalties; Jimmy, a cocksucking pissy fuck who hisses and scratches you to a bloody pulp when you didn't do shit (just smack the little fucker with a shovel so he stops being a [[snowflake]]; oh wait, he already died; Burn in Hell faggot); Congress, an ugly fucked up looking retarded orange Persian cat who's "dumb and doesn't do anything", obviously because he's a fucking retard infected with Down Syndrome (thank fucking God this fucking gay homosexual faggot died of cancer); Beetle, a fucking [[nigger]] black cat who's still a deranged [[psychopath]] even after getting his balls chopped off without anesthesia and is bait for the [[Ku Klux Klan|Ku Klux Kats]] (as of now he's only remaining OG of these pieces of shit); and Ghost, a sexually promiscuous cat who growls on cue because she's in heat 24/7; she ran away after finding out Anna was a zoophile and jumped off a bridge.

==Rape==
Anna is notorious for getting raped because she dresses provocatively and can't learn to cover her skin. Either that or she just fails to realize that her sole existence as a woman is to be treated as a sexual object that shouldn't even have to say anything let alone move if a man wants to fuck her nasty.

In 2015 [https://youtube.com/watch?v=86ST_suvc9I Anna made a tutorial for women on how not to get raped], which makes her look like a hypocrite because [https://youtube.com/watch?v=yATOzE32gZk in one of her Runaway Thoughts podcasts with her retarded ex], she jokes about willing to rape a guy if it wasn't illegal. In the same video she insists on schools teaching boys that rape isn't an option, never mind that the whole point of [[life]] is to [[children|keep the human race of retards going]] by [[cum]]ming inside [[vaginas]] without all this "consent" bullshit intervening, and that girls are the rapists in the first place for stealing the cum and being too weak to fight back. At least she admitted that she was so fucking tired of being responsible for ''not'' getting raped, attracting the attention of several nice young men to end her suffering.

In 2017 she uploaded a parody commercial for "[https://youtube.com/watch?v=r11k1rprU9M Rape Prevention Leggings]" and was too much of a fucking dumbass to realize that including a close-up shot of her vagina in the thumbnail is only going to attract what she's trying to prevent. At least her box and tush looked tight and thick in those leggings.

She's also an indecisive cunt because in 2011 she underwent an [[abortion]] and declared it her greatest life decision, completely ignoring the fact that it's her own damn fault for letting an unprotected penis ejaculate into her while not on the pill. This incident inspired her to adapt an excerpt from her retarded book into a YouTube short film called "Take Your Birth Control", which as you expect encourages women to be blame-shifting irresponsible cunts blaming the male population for getting raped when it's scientifically proven to be the woman's fault for being sexually desirable (though even the women who are ugly as fuck still deserve to be raped as punishment rather than for pleasure of male on top of her).

Anna always responds to a man's request to have sex with her with [[sarcasm]] and [[satire]] as her own codified way of saying "no", trying to make the man feel like shit for his natural behavior when she herself is the villain for thinking rape isn't an option and it's her fault for being such a whore in the first place.

She mentions being raped at one point in her life. Whatever the reason, goes without saying that she damn well deserved it.

==Bisexuality/Dykedom==
In October 2018 at the Streamy's Awards, while delivering a drunk speech Anna came out as bisexual in admittance of enjoying a threesome with two other women, who [[Incest|were most likely her mother and]] [[Necrophilia|dead sister]]. Anyone who isn't autistic would know that this was just a bullshit gimmick to pander to the [[Lgbt/|letters of the alphabet sodomites]] for even more algorithm and blind dickriders who automatically like her just because she's "one of them" rather than her overall quality as a content creator and human being (which, needless to say, is very shitty).

== External Links ==
*{{yt|u|AnnaAkana|JewTube}}
*{{twitter|annaakana|Shitter (now XXX)}}
*{{fb|annaakana|Fagbook}}
*[http://annaakana.com/ Retarded website]

{{portals|gay|socialjustice|whores|youtube}}
{{Azn}}
{{RapeSeries}}
[[Category:People|Akana, Anna]]

User talk:CrackRabbit

2025-02-22T14:46:12Z

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2024-10-22T22:23:06Z

JuggaloH8R:

{{quote|It's not who you know, it's who you blow.|Anna Akana}}
[[File:Vaganna Akandom.jpg|250px|right]]
'''Anna Akana''' is an untalented unfunny [[bisexual]] [[chink]] [[zoophile]] who rose to fame solely for sucking her ex-boyfriend [[Ray William Johnson]]'s cock in 2011. She is the definition of a [[whore|gold-digging]] [[feminazi]] and a [[hypocrite]] who can't stop herself from getting [[raped]] because she dresses like a [[slut]]. Anna routinely engages in [[bestiality]] with her pet cats and posts videos of herself molesting them on her shitty YouTube channel, which only got 2 million subscribers or any subs at all because she fucked the aforementioned RWJ to become a public figure. Most of her fanbase consists of brainwashed [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] [[simp]]s, [[incel]]s, and [[dyke]]s manipulated by her narcissistic thirst traps.

Aside from her JewTube, she is most known for starring as the slutty writer chick in Marvel's ''Ant-Man'', where she was dubbed over by a man, because who wouldn't want to take her spotlight just to rape her.

==Killing her sister==
On Valentine's Day 2007 Anna got into an argument with her [[dyslexic]] [[13 year old girl|13-year-old]] sister Kristina over who will grow up to be a sluttier [[bitch]] and kept being a [[cunt]] by saying her little sister would never see the day of being fucked by any living thing. This caused Kristina to [[suicide|hang herself]] in the closet (where she was hiding her lesbianism) as the last words Anna said were "I hate you". Anna failed to realize she was the problem, so instead of committing suicide herself, she decided to abuse drugs like a [[pussy]] sucking on a pity dick in front of everyone she knew. Her sister's body was then cremated and the ashes were used as chocolate milk mix subsequently. Meanwhile Anna took a braid of her dead whore of a sister's hair for her dickriders to tape onto their pre-OP [[tranny]] genitals and use as pubes during her standup shows (which suck ass by the way). Anna continues to profit off her dead sister to this day through her simp-bait thirst traps and progressive [[PC]] bullshit videos made to promote her shitty standup or music.

Speaking of music, in 2012 Anna uploaded a music video of a song dedicated to her sister titled "Against the Darkness" which is just 5 minutes of her [[PMS]]ing and bragging about purposely killing her sister for her own gain in an attempt to solicit horny dudes who want fuck Anna while rubbing her sister's ashes on her cunt. The video itself was just degenerate home videos of her [[pedophile]] family jacking off to baby Kristina and an older Kristina sticking her fingers up Anna's asshole while she sleeps so as to project her [[fetish]].

Anna wrote a book released in 2017 titled ''So Much I Want to Tell You: Letters to My Little Sister'', intended as a memoir of Kristina, but she spends less time mourning her sister's death and more time babbling about her attempts to rise to stardom by consuming Ray William Johnson's cum in every orifice (even her eye sockets and ear canal), once again proving her narcissistic deceptive sympathy-bait money-whore tendencies.

Anna said in a 2024 interview with the gayest fucking waste-of-oxygen dyke Ashley Gavin (whose lesbianism is only good for jacking off to) that she deems the idea that she's glad her sister died solely so she could start a career to be a misconception and defends that she worked extremely hard (harder than she sucks cock) to get where she is today, but of course everyone knows that's bullshit given how obscure she was to the public before meeting Ray so she was desperate to find an already famous guy to fuck like a little slut in exchange for her own algorithm.

==Fucking RWJ for fame==
Anna first started standup comedy at the age of 19 under the alias "Anna Math" (get it, because [[Asian]] bitches are good at math) and was a nobody who always got tomatoes thrown at her wherever she performed when least requested (often disturbing the peace while everyone was trying to go about their day). She also auditioned for several acting roles during this time, but never got them because she refused to get naked and act like a sexual object as her very existence as a [[woman]] is meant to. After being sick and tired of being a nobody in the public eye, Anna decided to suck a [[faggot]]'s [[AIDS]]-infested cock to get her naked body on every porn site on the web.

She met Ray William Johnson at a CBS Diversity Showcase in 2011 and forced him to star in her 10 Second Traumas web mini-series because she still wasn't getting dick pics in her inbox even with an official website for the series up. After this she decided to make her own YouTube channel in August 2011 and was receiving recognition solely for being RWJ's bitch and no advantages of her own other than being a sexual object for guys to project their fantasies onto because she's a female. Then in 2013 Anna made one of her most viral videos titled "don't kill yourself", which was basically her crying like a pussy in front of the camera for 5 minutes playing the victim when everyone knows it's her own damn fault for making her sister kill herself and that everyone wishes she would do the same. Of course she wouldn't have come anywhere near this far if it wasn't for riding a manwhore's cottails to jumpstart her career.

Anna got 100k subscribers in less than a year, and you can pretty much guess who's responsible for that... [https://web.archive.org/web/20111117001817/youtube.com/user/bicuriousears A November 2011 archive of one of her older channels] shows she already had 1k subscribers, but this doesn't prove anything since it was already well after she met Ray. Same goes for the [https://web.archive.org/web/20110502041129/youtube.com/user/10secondtraumas 10 Second Traumas channel gaining 500 subs just two months after its creation] since Ray liked their videos, attracting the masturbatory attention of his dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches.

Around July 2014, Ray and Anna broke up after Anna got 800,000 subscribers and dumped his ass for refusing to let her take over his Runaway Thoughts podcast just because the view count was racking up due to dudes beating off to her face on their screens like the fucking pathetic [[incel]]s they are. Anna's whole motive for being in the relationship was milking Ray to boost her own audience.

==Zoophilia==
Anna's most defining degenerative behavior is her fetish for performing explicit sex acts on any form of feline species in the universe. Even without a natural penis, she still manages to be a vile and disgusting motherfucker who should be sentenced to an eternity of immortal suffering in [[Hell]]. This includes French kissing, eating their faces, preserving their neutered testicles to use as a sex toy, licking their genitals and anuses, eating their own shit, recording them pissing, shitting, or vomiting, bathing in a tub of their explosive diarrhea, fingering them, and all sorts of fucked up shit beyond the max. She is known for her pathetic preference of cats over her human fans WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE WORDS TO HER, hence using her [[Patreon]] to milk dry the testicles of her brainwashed simps to force them to donate to her retarded faggot ass cat charities only to give them jack shit in return. She spoils these fucking dumbass creatures like they're her bitches in bed without giving them the proper discipline of killing the little fuckers. The only reason she actually cares so much about raising money for no-kill cat shelters is so she can take them in the fostering care of a lovely mother only to reveal her facade and sexually abuse those kittens while masturbating furiously to all those [[autistic]] simps giving her money just to can they spill their seed all over their keyboard. You know Anna loves having her cats dig their sharp claws into her vagina until menstrual blood leaks everywhere (a pussy killing a pussy).

===I've Got Six Cats (who all died from my putrid fucking fetishes)===
Anna then took Ray's cats that he bought for her as a remnant of all the good times she had profiting off her ex and made an ear-piercing [[autotune]]d song about them called "I've Got Six Cats". Most of them died later on from all the raunchy NC-17 style bestiality Anna performed on them 24/7 like the [[degenerate]] fuck she is. The cats names were as follows: Lily, an old fuck who died of dementia; Abby, a fucking fatass tabby cunt who makes the average [[American]] jealous and whom [[McDonald's]] owes royalties; Jimmy, a cocksucking pissy fuck who hisses and scratches you to a bloody pulp when you didn't do shit (just smack the little fucker with a shovel so he stops being a [[snowflake]]; oh wait, he already died; Burn in Hell faggot); Congress, an ugly fucked up looking retarded orange Persian cat who's "dumb and doesn't do anything", obviously because he's a fucking retard infected with Down Syndrome (thank fucking God this fucking gay homosexual faggot died of cancer); Beetle, a fucking [[nigger]] black cat who's still a deranged [[psychopath]] even after getting his balls chopped off without anesthesia and is bait for the [[Ku Klux Klan|Ku Klux Kats]] (as of now he's only remaining OG of these pieces of shit); and Ghost, a sexually promiscuous cat who growls on cue because she's in hest 24/7; she ran away after finding out Anna was a zoophile and jumped off a bridge.

==Rape==
Anna is notorious for getting raped because she dresses provocatively and can't learn to cover her skin. Either that or she just fails to realize that her sole existence as a woman is to be treated as a sexual object that shouldn't even have to say anything let alone move if a man wants to fuck her nasty.

In 2015 [https://youtube.com/watch?v=86ST_suvc9I Anna made a tutorial for women on how not to get raped], which makes her look like a hypocrite because [https://youtube.com/watch?v=yATOzE32gZk in one of her Runaway Thoughts podcasts with her retarded ex], she jokes about willing to rape a guy if it wasn't illegal. In the same video she insists on schools teaching boys that rape isn't an option, never mind that the whole point of [[life]] is to [[children|keep the human race of retards going]] by [[cum]]ming inside [[vaginas]] without all this "consent" bullshit intervening, and that girls are the rapists in the first place for stealing the cum and being too weak to fight back. At least she admitted that she was so fucking tired of being responsible for ''not'' getting raped, attracting the attention of several nice young men to end her suffering.

In 2017 she uploaded a parody commercial for "[https://youtube.com/watch?v=r11k1rprU9M Rape Prevention Leggings]" and was too much of a fucking dumbass to realize that including a close-up shot of her vagina in the thumbnail is only going to attract what she's trying to prevent. At least her box and tush looked tight and thick in those leggings.

She's also an indecisive cunt because in 2011 she underwent an [[abortion]] and declared it her greatest life decision, completely ignoring the fact that it's her own damn fault for letting an unprotected penis ejaculate into her while not on the pill. This incident inspired her to adapt an excerpt from her retarded book into a YouTube short film called "Take Your Birth Control", which as you expect encourages women to be blame-shifting irresponsible cunts blaming the male population for getting raped when it's scientifically proven to be the woman's fault for being sexually desirable (though even the women who are ugly as fuck still deserve to be raped as punishment rather than for pleasure of male on top of her).

Anna always responds to a man's request to have sex with her with [[sarcasm]] and [[satire]] as her own codified way of saying "no", trying to make the man feel like shit for his natural behavior when she herself is the villain for thinking rape isn't an option and it's her fault for being such a whore in the first place.

She mentions being raped at one point in her life. Whatever the reason, goes without saying that she damn well deserved it.

== External Links ==
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*{{twitter|annaakana|Shitter (now XXX)}}
*{{fb|annaakana|Fagbook}}
*[http://annaakana.com/ Retarded website]

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Anna Akana

2024-10-18T07:16:49Z

JuggaloH8R:

{{quote|It's not who you know, it's who you blow.|Anna Akana}}
'''Anna Akana''' is an untalented unfunny [[bisexual]] [[chink]] [[zoophile]] who rose to fame solely for sucking her ex-boyfriend [[Ray William Johnson]]'s cock in 2011. She is the definition of a [[whore|gold-digging]] [[feminazi]] and a [[hypocrite]] who can't stop herself from getting [[raped]] because she dresses like a [[slut]]. Anna routinely engages in [[bestiality]] with her pet cats and posts videos of herself molesting them on her shitty YouTube channel, which only got 2 million subscribers or any subs at all because she fucked the aforementioned RWJ to become a public figure. Most of her fanbase consists of brainwashed [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] [[simp]]s, [[incel]]s, and [[dyke]]s manipulated by her narcissistic thirst traps.

Aside from her JewTube, she is most known for starring as the slutty writer chick in Marvel's ''Ant-Man'', where she was dubbed over by a man, because who wouldn't want to take her spotlight just to rape her.

==Killing her sister==
On Valentine's Day 2007 Anna got into an argument with her [[dyslexic]] [[13 year old girl|13-year-old]] sister Kristina over who will grow up to be a sluttier [[bitch]] and kept being a [[cunt]] by saying her little sister would never see the day of being fucked by any living thing. This caused Kristina to [[suicide|hang herself]] in the closet (where she was hiding her lesbianism) as the last words Anna said were "I hate you". Anna failed to realize she was the problem, so instead of committing suicide herself, she decided to abuse drugs like a [[pussy]] sucking on a pity dick in front of everyone she knew. Her sister's body was then cremated and the ashes were used as chocolate milk mix subsequently. Meanwhile Anna took a braid of her dead whore of a sister's hair for her dickriders to tape onto their pre-OP [[tranny]] genitals and use as pubes during her standup shows (which suck ass by the way). Anna continues to profit off her dead sister to this day through her simp-bait thirst traps and progressive [[PC]] bullshit videos made to promote her shitty standup or music.

Speaking of music, in 2012 Anna uploaded a music video of a song dedicated to her sister titled "Against the Darkness" which is just 5 minutes of her [[PMS]]ing and bragging about purposely killing her sister for her own gain in an attempt to solicit horny dudes who want fuck Anna while rubbing her sister's ashes on her cunt. The video itself was just degenerate home videos of her [[pedophile]] family jacking off to baby Kristina and an older Kristina sticking her fingers up Anna's asshole while she sleeps so as to project her [[fetish]].

Anna wrote a book released in 2017 titled ''So Much I Want to Tell You: Letters to My Little Sister'', intended as a memoir of Kristina, but she spends less time mourning her sister's death and more time babbling about her attempts to rise to stardom by consuming Ray William Johnson's cum in every orifice (even her eye sockets and ear canal), once again proving her narcissistic deceptive sympathy-bait money-whore tendencies.

Anna said in a 2024 interview with the gayest fucking waste-of-oxygen dyke Ashley Gavin (whose lesbianism is only good for jacking off to) that she deems the idea that she's glad her sister died solely so she could start a career to be a misconception and defends that she worked extremely hard (harder than she sucks cock) to get where she is today, but of course everyone knows that's bullshit given how obscure she was to the public before meeting Ray so she was desperate to find an already famous guy to fuck like a little slut in exchange for her own algorithm.

==Fucking RWJ for fame==
Anna first started standup comedy at the age of 19 under the alias "Anna Math" (get it, because [[Asian]] bitches are good at math) and was a nobody who always got tomatoes thrown at her wherever she performed when least requested (often disturbing the peace while everyone was trying to go about their day). She also auditioned for several acting roles during this time, but never got them because she refused to get naked and act like a sexual object as her very existence as a [[woman]] is meant to. After being sick and tired of being a nobody in the public eye, Anna decided to suck a [[faggot]]'s [[AIDS]]-infested cock to get her naked body on every porn site on the web.

She met Ray William Johnson at a CBS Diversity Showcase in 2011 and forced him to star in her 10 Second Traumas web mini-series because she still wasn't getting dick pics in her inbox even with an official website for the series up. After this she decided to make her own YouTube channel in August 2011 and was receiving recognition solely for being RWJ's bitch and no advantages of her own other than being a sexual object for guys to project their fantasies onto because she's a female. Then in 2013 Anna made one of her most viral videos titled "don't kill yourself", which was basically her crying like a pussy in front of the camera for 5 minutes playing the victim when everyone knows it's her own damn fault for making her sister kill herself and that everyone wishes she would do the same. Of course she wouldn't have come anywhere near this far if it wasn't for riding a manwhore's cottails to jumpstart her career.

Anna got 100k subscribers in less than a year, and you can pretty much guess who's responsible for that... [https://web.archive.org/web/20111117001817/youtube.com/user/bicuriousears A November 2011 archive of one of her older channels] shows she already had 1k subscribers, but this doesn't prove anything since it was already well after she met Ray. Same goes for the [https://web.archive.org/web/20110502041129/youtube.com/user/10secondtraumas 10 Second Traumas channel gaining 500 subs just two months after its creation] since Ray liked their videos, attracting the masturbatory attention of his dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches.

Around July 2014, Ray and Anna broke up after Anna got 800,000 subscribers and dumped his ass for refusing to let her take over his Runaway Thoughts podcast just because the view count was racking up due to dudes beating off to her face on their screens like the fucking pathetic [[incel]]s they are. Anna's whole motive for being in the relationship was milking Ray to boost her own audience.

==Zoophilia==
Anna's most defining degenerative behavior is her fetish for performing explicit sex acts on any form of feline species in the universe. Even without a natural penis, she still manages to be a vile and disgusting motherfucker who should be sentenced to an eternity of immortal suffering in [[Hell]]. This includes French kissing, eating their faces, preserving their neutered testicles to use as a sex toy, licking their genitals and anuses, eating their own shit, recording them pissing, shitting, or vomiting, bathing in a tub of their explosive diarrhea, fingering them, and all sorts of fucked up shit beyond the max. She is known for her pathetic preference of cats over her human fans WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE WORDS TO HER, hence using her [[Patreon]] to milk dry the testicles of her brainwashed simps to force them to donate to her retarded faggot ass cat charities only to give them jack shit in return. She spoils these fucking dumbass creatures like they're her bitches in bed without giving them the proper discipline of killing the little fuckers. The only reason she actually cares so much about raising money for no-kill cat shelters is so she can take them in the fostering care of a lovely mother only to reveal her facade and sexually abuse those kittens while masturbating furiously to all those [[autistic]] simps giving her money just to can they spill their seed all over their keyboard. You know Anna loves having her cats dig their sharp claws into her vagina until menstrual blood leaks everywhere (a pussy killing a pussy).

===I've Got Six Cats (who all died from my putrid fucking fetishes)===
Anna then took Ray's cats that he bought for her as a remnant of all the good times she had profiting off her ex and made an ear-piercing [[autotune]]d song about them called "I've Got Six Cats". Most of them died later on from all the raunchy NC-17 style bestiality Anna performed on them 24/7 like the [[degenerate]] fuck she is. The cats names were as follows: Lily, an old fuck who died of dementia; Abby, a fucking fatass tabby cunt who makes the average [[American]] jealous and whom [[McDonald's]] owes royalties; Jimmy, a cocksucking pissy fuck who hisses and scratches you to a bloody pulp when you didn't do shit (just smack the little fucker with a shovel so he stops being a [[snowflake]]; oh wait, he already died; Burn in Hell faggot); Congress, an ugly fucked up looking retarded orange Persian cat who's "dumb and doesn't do anything", obviously because he's a fucking retard infected with Down Syndrome (thank fucking God this fucking gay homosexual faggot died of cancer); Beetle, a fucking [[nigger]] black cat who's still a deranged [[psychopath]] even after getting his balls chopped off without anesthesia and is bait for the [[Ku Klux Klan|Ku Klux Kats]] (as of now he's only remaining OG of these pieces of shit); and Ghost, a sexually promiscuous cat who growls on cue because she's in hest 24/7; she ran away after finding out Anna was a zoophile and jumped off a bridge.

==Rape==
Anna is notorious for getting raped because she dresses provocatively and can't learn to cover her skin. Either that or she just fails to realize that her sole existence as a woman is to be treated as a sexual object that shouldn't even have to say anything let alone move if a man wants to fuck her nasty.

In 2015 [https://youtube.com/watch?v=86ST_suvc9I Anna made a tutorial for women on how not to get raped], which makes her look like a hypocrite because [https://youtube.com/watch?v=yATOzE32gZk in one of her Runaway Thoughts podcasts with her retarded ex], she jokes about willing to rape a guy if it wasn't illegal. In the same video she insists on schools teaching boys that rape isn't an option, never mind that the whole point of [[life]] is to [[children|keep the human race of retards going]] by [[cum]]ming inside [[vaginas]] without all this "consent" bullshit intervening, and that girls are the rapists in the first place for stealing the cum and being too weak to fight back. At least she admitted that she was so fucking tired of being responsible for ''not'' getting raped, attracting the attention of several nice young men to end her suffering.

In 2017 she uploaded a parody commercial for "[https://youtube.com/watch?v=r11k1rprU9M Rape Prevention Leggings]" and was too much of a fucking dumbass to realize that including a close-up shot of her vagina in the thumbnail is only going to attract what she's trying to prevent. At least her box and tush looked tight and thick in those leggings.

She's also an indecisive cunt because in 2011 she underwent an [[abortion]] and declared it her greatest life decision, completely ignoring the fact that it's her own damn fault for letting an unprotected penis ejaculate into her while not on the pill. This incident inspired her to adapt an excerpt from her retarded book into a YouTube short film called "Take Your Birth Control", which as you expect encourages women to be blame-shifting irresponsible cunts blaming the male population for getting raped when it's scientifically proven to be the woman's fault for being sexually desirable (though even the women who are ugly as fuck still deserve to be raped as punishment rather than for pleasure of male on top of her).

Anna always responds to a man's request to have sex with her with [[sarcasm]] and [[satire]] as her own codified way of saying "no", trying to make the man feel like shit for his natural behavior when she herself is the villain for thinking rape isn't an option and it's her fault for being such a whore in the first place.

She mentions being raped at one point in her life. Whatever the reason, goes without saying that she damn well deserved it.

== External Links ==
*{{yt|u|AnnaAkana|JewTube}}
*{{twitter|annaakana|Shitter (now XXX)}}
*{{fb|annaakana|Fagbook}}
*[http://annaakana.com/ Retarded website]

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[[Category:People|Akana, Anna]]