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User:Johnny/Cat

2024-08-28T11:59:59Z

Johnny: Created page with "administrators... where are my other posts and proper reverts?"

administrators... where are my other posts and proper reverts?

User:BoyOnInternet

2024-08-28T06:46:45Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

User:Antandrus David copycat

2024-08-28T06:46:22Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

User talk:Johnny

2024-08-28T06:44:28Z

Johnny: shut up antandrus, u r everywhere!

Iam not Antandus i have been here before the last couple times the page went down and always used AlexdG (also in the Forum) i worte the Articles about General Buttnaked, the Popobaw, Penistheft, Cannibalism, the Comfortwipe etc.
So dont delete my recent edits in Serbia. --[[User:AlexdG|AlexdG]] ([[User talk:AlexdG|talk]]) 04:54, 26 August 2024 (UTC)

thats what antandrus said, antandrus!

User:Ljupco Steriev

2024-08-21T23:45:27Z

Johnny: Undo revision 1886641 by Johnny (talk)no, this is real life name, stalked by antandrus, xxblackburnxx, tuvalkin, jeff G, archim55, turelio et al

'''''This user is not J.L. in real life, this user is truly antandrus, (david real name) career stalker, lifetime child rapist like his retarded sons javaHurricane and XXBlackburnXx, LTA psychowank aka cat aka XXblackburnXx!!! WIKIPEDOIA'S EVIL TRIUMVIRATE, HARD CORE STALINISTS

JUST A DROP IN OCEAN OF WIKIPEDIA'S UTMOST ONE SIDED STUPIDITY,IGNORANCE,ARROGANCE,HYPOCRISY,CONTRADICTIONS, YOU NAME IT THEY GOT IT...

https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Soviet_Union&action=history/

https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Stalinism&action=history

https://web.archive.org/web/20240730062435/https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

User:Johnny

2024-08-21T06:09:23Z

Johnny: Created page with "'''''HEY... I AM THE SOCKS HUNTER, ESPECIALLY ANTANDRUS SOCKS!!"

'''''HEY... I AM THE SOCKS HUNTER, ESPECIALLY ANTANDRUS SOCKS!!

User:Bjankuloski06

2024-08-21T06:07:59Z

Johnny:

GREAT... MORE FODDER TO FUCK UP WIKIPEDOIA OAND EDPEDOIA FOREVER N EVER, ED ALREADY IS SPLIT ANYWAYS, AS YOU HAVE NO DIGNITY FOR FELLOW MEN, BUT YOU WILL WHEN YOU GET ARRESTED WRITING BS AND HALF TRUTHS...[[raped by Jewbo - bitch girlOnInternet nasty sites, useless plagiarized videos!!! Youtube.com/channel/UCLPpdF44NzLjie9Fjwph0xw/ Wattpad.com/list/440925715-girloninternets-reading-list]]

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}

User:Ljupco Steriev

2024-08-21T06:07:11Z

Johnny: I agree its antandrus, and it surely is Identity theft and according to public records l.s is also senior citizen.

'''''This user is not J.L. in real life, this user is truly antandrus, (david real name)

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}

career stalker, lifetime child rapist like his retarded sons javaHurricane and XXBlackburnXx, LTA psychowank aka cat aka XXblackburnXx!!! WIKIPEDOIA'S EVIL TRIUMVIRATE, HARD CORE STALINISTS

JUST A DROP IN OCEAN OF WIKIPEDIA'S UTMOST ONE SIDED STUPIDITY,IGNORANCE,ARROGANCE,HYPOCRISY,CONTRADICTIONS, YOU NAME IT THEY GOT IT...

https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Soviet_Union&action=history/

https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Stalinism&action=history

https://web.archive.org/web/20240730062435/https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

User:Hellocunt39

2024-08-21T06:05:36Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

User:Anewbiespeed

2024-08-21T06:05:23Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

User:Edgar181's sock puppet 4

2024-08-21T06:04:47Z

Johnny: Created page with "edgar antandrus's {{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

edgar antandrus's {{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}

User:AlantheNecropedophile

2024-08-21T06:04:19Z

Johnny: its wellknown fact that xxblackburnxx/antandrus love to fuck dead bodies!

User:GerryTheGamingGuy2001

2024-08-21T06:03:53Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

User:Patate421

2024-08-21T06:03:40Z

Johnny: ant-pavelic surely has at least 1000 more accounts!

User:Boner

2024-08-21T06:03:07Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

User:GirlOnInternet3-SHEMALE

2024-08-21T06:02:52Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

User:OkieNigger26

2024-08-21T06:02:36Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

User:MENTAL UPBEAT

2024-08-21T06:02:21Z

Johnny: so many antandrus deadbody flies!

User:JSAMurph

2024-08-21T06:01:18Z

Johnny:

[https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/JSAMurph The Revolution was here?!]

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}

User:Antandrus David

2024-08-21T06:00:37Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

User:AlexdG

2024-08-21T05:58:29Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

User:SPANISH ANTI EDPEDO

2024-08-21T05:57:57Z

Johnny: there are many more antandrus LTAs!!!

User:TypicalScoutMain

2024-08-21T05:57:27Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

User:Xc242

2024-08-21T05:57:09Z

Johnny: Created page with "{{banplz|being Antandrus}}"

Wikipedophile

2024-08-19T14:00:36Z

Johnny: /* See also */

:''Etymology: a [[portmanteau]] of [[Wikipedia]] and [[pedophile]].''
 
[[File:Wikipedo by mei0sis.png|center|320px]]
 
'''Wikipedophile''' (frequently abbreviated to '''Wikipedo''') is the preferred term for the glassy-eyed zealots on [[Wikipedia]]. A total [[sick fuck]], the wikipedophile remains something of an underground, "in the know" nickname for [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s, so to score extra [[e-points]] with them, be sure to use it liberally. It can also refer to actual [[pedophiles]] who always cruise for underage action on Wikipedia.

==Typical Wikipedophile behavior==
[[File:Wikipedia aspie tattoos.jpg|thumb|These tattoos might as well say, "I will never meet a woman."]]
[[File:VanTucky and Hipster Hitler - separated at birth?.jpeg|thumb|VanTucky and [[Hipster Hitler]] have much in common]]
[[File:Derrick Coetzee.jpg|thumb|[[lie|Clearly]] this man is swooning the [[lolis|ladies]]]]
 
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{{quote|1=There are other names for Wikipedians. Wikipediot makes us sound dumb, and Wikipedo is just gross. We're weird, but not that weird, so please don't use these names. [[DO IT FAGGOT|Unless you want to piss off Wikipedians]].}}

Just like inductees in a [[cult]], the behavior of the Wikipedo appears inexplicable to a [[NORP]], however a closer look reveals that many of them are [[manchild]]ren who refuse to grow up, [[POV]] warriors with some agenda to push, Star Trek nerds arguing over '''{{archive|UODJF|the punctuation in the latest crap movie}}''', and ordinary self-diagnosed aspies and OCD cases. Here are some examples:

#J Di had a lovely Christmas, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pikablu0530&diff=prev&oldid=96411407 yesh].
#Wikipedos always stalk. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Chris_Croy&oldid=139990670 Chris Croy] says ''"User:Charmeyn - She'll always hold a special place in my heart for [[Almost raped|edit warring]] with me over the inclusion of an external link to a subject's personal site, then going onto her [[MySpace]] and calling me a registered child molester."''
#Former [[admin]] [[JzG]] says ''"If you have a [[job]] or a family, do not do get involved with controversial subjects on Wikipedia. There are people out there who are [[batshit insane]] and will genuinely try to get you [[Jacknstock|fired from your job]], [[Internet stalking|call you at home]], [[Internet tough guy|solicit burglars to raid your home]], and invite [[Pedo|predators]] to look at your kids. They might even think it's not serious, that it's only a bit of fun. [[Fortune|Only one of the above]] has not happened to me, and that one happened to someone else. [[O RLY|Yes, really]]."''
#[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AAdministrators%27_noticeboard%2FIncidents&diff=144565564&oldid=144563216 Read what this guy spends all his time on.] -Singularly redefining [[shit nobody cares about]] (Ironically [[Ryulong]] banned him moments later rendering all his hard work pointless).
#Why do people even want to be Wikipedia administrators? Check this: ''"I am an administrator here on the Wikipedia...[i]n my time here, I have received numerous personal attacks and more than one [[Internet Court|threat of a lawsuit]]. More troublingly, I have received the occasional death threat. My [[dox|real name and photograph]] has been posted on the [[lulz|attack sites]], along with my location, though not my exact address. Recently, I have started receiving telephone calls that have their caller ID blocked. These are the typical "hang-up" calls and I am no longer answering the phone to numbers I do not already recognize. Occasionally, I get voice mails though these are always blank. I do not consider any of the death threats I have received to be at all [[serious business|serious]]. None that I am aware of were made by someone in the same country as me and I never had any reason to believe this was more significant than a teenage vandal [[butthurt|ticked off]] because I blocked him or her. And it is entirely possible (indeed, almost certain) that these telephone calls which have started in the past week are entirely coincidental. I am less happy with my real name and location, along with stolen photographs that are [[shit nobody cares about|quite possibly not fair-use]], being posted on attack sites. I'm considering [[buy a dog|changing my telephone number]]."''

===Wikimedia Foundation===
{{main|Wikimedia Foundation}}
Wikipedia, being an MMORPG, quickly loses value as entertainment. After contributing to ANI and other noticeboards, the next logical step in playing the Wikipedia game is to get paid for it. You too can become an employee of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]], all you need is a desire to manipulate Wikipedia for profit. Here are some examples of Wikipedia players who have mastered this level, and therefore have won the game.

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File:Oliver Keyes.jpg|'''{{wpul|Okeyes_(WMF)|Okeyes (WMF)}}''', aka [[Ironholds]], retains his position at the Foundation despite '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Kiefer.Wolfowitz_and_Ironholds#Ironholds_desysopped|being desysopped}}''' in a humiliating ArbCom case. Ironholds has settled into a quiet life of '''{{archive|lF4N5#selection-9.7804-9.8318|spying on your Wikipedia reading and editing habits}}''', and getting nightly poopdick from [[imaginary girlfriend|his girlfriend]].

File:Ryan Kaldari.jpg|Ryan Corbett Smith, aka '''{{wpcl|Kaldari}}''' and '''{{wpcl|Ryan_Kaldari_(WMF)|Ryan Kaldari (WMF)}}'''. The latest in a series of Foundation employees to be desysopped in disgrace. It was [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4141 discovered] he operates <s>[http://snuffster.com a site dedicated to mocking dead children]</s> '''LOL GUTTED''' after he accused a contributor of making fun of the [[deceased Wikipedians#Jackson Peebles|suicide of a Wikipedian]].

File:Fluffernutter.jpg|'''{{wpcl|Kbrown_(WMF)|Kbrown (WMF)}}''', aka [[Fluffernutter]] – wife of current arbitrator '''{{wpcl|Courcelles}}'''. Best known for her sexy chats with [[Ironholds]].
File:Sarah Stierch (WMF).jpg|<s>'''{{wpcl|Missvain}}'''</s>, aka Sarah Stierch, was fired by the Foundation and called a "black hat" by Sue Gardner herself for taking a side job.
File:Steven Walling and hen.jpg|<s>'''{{wpul|Steven_(WMF)|Steven Walling}}'''</s> After four years of idiocy, Walling was fired by WMF and immediately hired at Quora as "director of civility". Walling's chicken husbandry skills will prove invaluable for finding a job on a farm after Quora fails. EDiots predict he will die on the streets of Portland with a heroin needle stuck in his arm.
File:Jorm will watch as you helplessly struggle to find a better online encyclopedia.jpg|<s>'''{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Brandon Harris}}'''</s>, affable hillbilly and author of several shitty extensions for MediaWiki, including the hilariously pwned [[MoodBar]]. Ejected from the Foundation for being too old, he now programs video poker machines.
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==Pedophilia amongst Wikipedophiles==
:''See also: [[CHILDPROTECT|Wikipedia:Child Protection Policy]] for Wikipedia's toothless child protection policy, and see [[Evil-unveiled.com/Wikipedia Campaign|Evil-unveiled's article]] on organized efforts among pedos to push their view of kids as sex objects''
[[Image:Wikipedo admission.JPG|thumb|After a long wait, someone comes forward, admitting that pedophiles are amongst them]]

Shockingly, there are those who are hard at work putting the ''pedophile'' back in Wikipedophile. As one admin puts it, "I don't think Wikipedia is pedophile-free...no site on the internet is anymore." Not surprisingly, they like to hang around articles like Pedophilia, Pederast, Child sexual abuse, and their specialty, Child grooming. They also hang out in the leet IRC channels on [[Freenode]], engaging in "[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/IRC/Workshop&diff=180590865&oldid=180582701 sexual talk with underage people]."

===General conduct===
Here's an example of an argument on the Child grooming article. User Rookiee argues that child grooming is just "the general practice of raising a child." User Willmcw disagrees, and says child grooming is actually the "felonious cultivation of children for sexual purposes." Seems like a problem of semantics, Willmcw using the common definition, and Rookiee trying to take the literal definition. And since this kind of thing is a quite common complaint on Wikipedia, the tried and tested method is to resolve it with a giant flamewar. Wikipedians suffer from the condition [[ETD|Persistent Argumentative State]].

The discussion ends with this:
''Not everyone who sexually abuses a child is a pedophile. But child grooming is a much more involved, premeditated effort than simply molesting a kid. It means actively cultivating a relationship for the ultimate purpose of sex. Who but a pedophile would do so? -Willmcw 00:10, 4 November 2005 (UTC)''
:''"But child grooming is a much more involved" — Aaaannnd you would know this, how? ;) The way you're making it sound, either you've done it, or you've had it done to you. Either way is original research. --[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Rookiee Rookiee] 15:43, 4 November 2005 (UTC)''

Oh, and '''{{wpul|Rookiee}}''' had this on his userpage (before it was balleted):
:''"I'm only an activist in the Childlove Community. I am a pedosexual and boylover. I host a [[podcast]] titled Pedologues which aims to objectively look at the issue..."'' '''{{archive|ib3eC|}}'''

[[lie|Surprisingly]], he has since been banned.

===Pedophiles and proud of it===
<div style="float:right; border:1px solid #999; margin:1px;"><table cellspacing="0" style="width:238px; background:#EEE;"><tr>
<td style="width:45px; height:45px; background:#DDD; text-align:center; font-size:14pt; color:black;">'''pedo'''</td>
<td style="font-size:8pt; padding:4pt; line-height:1.25em; color:black;">OMG!!! This user has been attracted to underage females while not underage himself! This user should be banned!</td>
</tr></table>
</div>

Wikipedia has these things called "[[userboxes]]" you can put on your user page to show everyone how biased you are and find like-minded people to vote down things you don't like and generally harass other people. One new user, Joeyramoney (who it turns out is a [[moron]]), thought it would be funny to make a "[[anontalk.com|This user self-identifies as a pedophile]]" userbox and put it on his user page for the [[lulz]].

There was much lulz as a mega-bureaucrat fuckfest ensued. Someone [[Ban|banned]] the guy for [[trolling]] and also for being a pedophile. Some of the other administrators thought this was unacceptable and [[discrimination]] against people who <s>have a compulsive drive to rape children</s> [[Childlove|love children romantically]], and banned that administrator. Then they banned each other for a while until [[Jimbo Wales]] stepped in and just banned everyone for a while.

After things calmed down, there was a [[flame wars|civilized discussion]] over whether pedophiles could edit Wikipedia in the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Pedophilia_userbox_wheel_war|"Pedophilia userbox wheel war"}}'''. The [[Internet court]] of Wikipedia set down various rulings. The first of which was that "Administrators are trusted community members" (Passed 13-0) and, the last, "Jimbo as the ultimate authority" (Passed 13-0). Amongst those was a ruling that "Wikipedia is open to all," which means "Pedophiles are allowed to edit Wikipedia." It also passed 13-0.

====Court battle====
Administrator '''{{wpcl|Freakofnurture}}''' raised a good point in the evidence section when he pointed out that, on his userpage, he had added that, because of the car he drives, he was "either a pedophile or a mechanic," ([[lol]]!) and that [[noone]] seemed to mind. He wondered if the pedophiles on Wikipedia that he knows would also be banned. Of course, he also felt that it was necessary to point out that
:''"From time to time, I have admitted via a public IRC channel, to having had sexual intercourse with teenage girls below the age of consent established for the jurisdictions in which the aforementioned incidents of sexual intercourse was stated to have occured,"''

Freakofnurture pointed to users such as '''{{wpcl|Silent_War|Silent War}}''', who <s>writes</s> wrote this [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=User%3ASilent+War now deleted] screed on his userpage:
:''"And, as any who know me by this alias know, I am a pedophile, mainly a girllover. However, I have never, and never will, abuse a child or break any laws surrounding intimacy with children."''

Phew! The children are safe!

Also, [[Evil-unveiled.com/Lux|LuxOfTKGL]] writes on his '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:LuxOfTKGL|now deleted}}''' user page, in the third person[https://www.anus.com/zine/news/1012.html]'''{{archive|pTij5|}}''':
:''"Lux is male, and is a girl orientated, non-exclusive pedophile. This means that he is attracted (both sexually and otherwise) to both adult and non-adult females.''
:''His primary attraction is pre-pubescent females.''
:''He is the administrator of a Web community (called tkGL), which is a support/debate/chat forum for girl orientated pedophiles, whether they are exclusive or non-exclusive."''

Lux adds: "I live as a GOD worshiping, child-lover, Blessed as long as I long as I put him first. But I put children second."

You can guess what articles these users edit the most.

===Academic child porn===
[[Wikipedo|Wikipedia]]'s [[Lolicon]] '''{{wikilink|Lolicon|article}}''' contains an eroticized picture of <s>a [[Cracky-chan|child]]</s> several children and links to [[4chan|imageboards intended for the distribution of child pornography]]. Under the guise of having a [[Faux News|"fair and balanced"]] [[NPOV]] article, the pedophilia and incest articles are written from a proponent's standpoint.

[[Wikipedo|Wikipedia]]'s controversial [[Virgin Killer]] article '''{{wikilink|Virgin_Killer|contains}}''' a nude photo of a child!

===The only good articles===
Wikipedia's articles on erotic topics have actually received praise from certain professors. It's all thanks to the experts on porn over there. Foxnews keeps on reporting regularly on wikipedia porn, they renamed wikipedia as THE EXCLUSIVE HOME FOR PEDOPHILES AKA THE LOWLY DIRTY WIKIPEDOS![https://www.foxnews.com/tech/exclusive-pedophiles-find-a-home-on-wikipedia] Neocons like Jana Winter do not like their articles on wikipedia so they lashed back at Jewbo & his slaves.

==Wikigroaning for pedophiles==
There is a variation on [[Wikigroaning]] to see the massive infestation of [[sick fucks]] on Wikipedia. Here are a few examples:
#'''{{wikilink|Child}}''': 59,907 Bytes, <s>'''{{wikilink|Child_love|Child Love}}''': 162,702 Bytes</s> (deleted in 2009, lolol)
#'''{{wikilink|Dating}}''': <s>28,727 Bytes</s> (now 91k), '''{{wikilink|Rape}}''': <s>160,930 Bytes</s> (whups, now down to "only" 139k)
#'''{{wikilink|Goodwill_Industries|Goodwill (charity)}}''': <s>28,912 Bytes</s> (now 42k), '''{{wikilink|North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association|NAMBLA}}''' <s>90,164 Bytes</s> (whups, chopped down to 39k later)
#'''{{wikilink|Foreplay}}''': <s>53,038 Bytes</s> (later reduced to 12k),'''{{wikilink|BDSM}}''': <s>230,865 Bytes</s> (now down to "only" 184k)
#'''{{wikilink|Blue_balls|Blue balls}}''': <s>3,919 Bytes</s> (now 6k), '''{{wikilink|Donkey_punch|Donkey punch}}''': <s>11,562 bytes</s> (now 10k)

Notes:
#Half of the anti-pedophile activism page is a "criticism page", whereas the "child love" page has a "criticism page" and it also has a few sections that the anti-pedophile page is missing such as: "History", "Ethics proposed", "Terminology and Symbols", and "Strategies for Promoting Acceptance"
#Wikipedia also has articles: "Types of Rape","Rape by Sex","Spousal Rape","Statutory Rape","Prison Rape", "War Rape","Rape Culture","Serial Rape","Systematic Rape",& "Rape Fantasy"
#[[WTF]] is wrong with these people? Is it the blue balls or is it the Jimbo beef curtains?

==Massive pedophile crackdown==
In 2007 the cabal finally pretended to start banning pedophiles, resulting in [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&oldid=130538721#Massive_pedophile_crackdown tons] of '''{{wptl|Jimbo_Wales/Archive_24#Blocking_pedophile_editors_who_are_making_trouble|drama}}''' on Jimbo's talk page. Pedophiles were [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&oldid=130538721#Arbitrary_break_8_-_wikiversity advised] that they would be much happier at [https://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/Wikiversity:Main_Page Wikiversity].
Led by the Anthony Hopkins-esque arbitrator [[Fred Bauder]], the purge of the pedos began in force. [[Sick fuck]] Administrators scoured the pedophile related articles and these [[sick fucks]] began to feel the iron boot of wiki-justice.'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Archive29#Blocking_self-identified_pedophiles|}}'''

===Jillium unblocked sock drama===
*<s>'''{{wptl|Jillium}}'''</s> [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jillium unblock log]
**'''{{wpul|Paroxysm}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Paroxysm castrated!] - Suspected [[Sockpuppet|Sock]] of Jillium
**'''{{wpul|Tryckfelsnisse}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&user=&page=User:Tryckfelsnisse castrated!] Jillium's other suspected sock puppet

===Pedophilia-related accounts indefinitely blocked===
*'''{{wpul|BLueRibbon}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:BLueRibbon castrated!]
*'''{{wpul|Bow_Ty|Bow Ty}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Bow_Ty castrated!]
*'''{{wpul|Clayboy}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Clayboy castrated!]
*'''{{wpul|Dfpc}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Dfpc castrated!]
*'''{{wpul|Jim_Burton|Jim Burton}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jim_Burton castrated!]
*'''{{wpul|Rookiee}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Rookiee castrated!]
*'''{{wpul|Silent_War|Silent War}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Silent_War castrated!]
*'''{{wpul|Tyciol}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Tyciol castrated!]
*'''{{wpul|Voice_of_Britain|Voice of Britain}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Voice_of_Britain castrated!]
*'''{{wpul|Zebruh}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Zebruh castrated!]
*'''{{wpul|Meco}}''' - [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:WikiProject_Pedophilia_Article_Watch&oldid=188506074 Wikipedia ban], [https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=WMF_Global_Ban_Policy%2FList&type=revision&diff=11665247&oldid=11662113 SanFran Banned] under the new WMF global ban policy
*[https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/WayneRay WayneRay] [https://wikipediocracy.com/2016/03/21/meet-the-editors-wayneray/]

===Blocked and arrested!===
*'''{{wptl|Stoneice02}}''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Stoneice02 castrated!] -Arrested [[IRL]] lol [https://www.eagletribune.com/news/local_news/sex-offender-goes-online-lands-in-jail/article_ae810930-8976-5b67-9c0d-05265f08af5d.html Banned by FBI, no matter, wikipedos continue having sex with babies, Herostratus makes sure of that!]

===Waiting for the hammer to fall===
*[[Erik Möller]], Former deputy director of the '''{{wikilink|Wikimedia_Foundation|Wikimedia Foundation}}''' - '''{{archive|yr9NF|proof}}'''. Moeller was not fired for his bizarre views on pedophilia, he was fired for being an incompetent pain in the ass to the new executive director, Lila Tretikov
*'''{{wpul|Moon_light_shadow|Moon light shadow}}''', with a name like that...
*'''{{wpul|Springeragh}}'''
*And probably hundreds of faggy sockpuppets no one has discovered yet

==See also==
[[Wikimania]]
*[[Azer Red]]
*[[Dragonfiend]]
*[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
*[[Milgram experiment]]
*[[Nathanr]]
*[[POSC]]
*[[The Wikipedia Jews]]
*[[Tyciol]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]
*[[Wikipe-tan]]

== External links ==
*[[Commons:Category:Nude children]]
*'''{{wikilink|Kodomo_no_Jikan#Criticism_and_controversy|Typical Wikipedo rant}}''' ([[TL;DR]])
*<s>'''{{wikilink|WP:PEDO}}'''</s> Where Pedos, PEEdos can work together and share editing techniques (abbreviated as "PAW" with a paw print as the icon, see [[furries]]). [[Baleet|BALEETED!]]
 
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Pedophilia

2024-08-19T13:59:33Z

Johnny: /* See Also */

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<lolwut> I was fapping to underage pr0n of girls that were older than me when I started on /b/ <3
|[[IRC|#ed]]}}

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'''Pedophilia''' (or '''p [[æ]] dophilia''') is a word which [[Americunts|Americans]] can't say right. It is also a brain problem where the subject is sexually turned on by the [[jailbait|damn fucking young]] (3 to 13 years old), but most of the people busted for kiddyfiddling are busted as a first offense for going after 13-17, whereas the ones going after under 13 usually get away with it for a long time until they start to obsess over the infamous [[baby fuck]].
All pedophiles are universally hated because they are all fucking immature [[asshole]]s.
[[Image:Baby_pedophile.gif‎|right|thumb|Given that its very difficult to prosecute when two minors have sex, some resourceful pedophiles think they may have found a loophole.]]
[[Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|left|thumb|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]]]

Pedophiles work within a similar system George Lucas copied for the Jedi idea in Star Wars. There is an Master "a.k.a. deaddrop" (see [[nexopia]]) and a Padawan, "a.k.a. republican". Famous pedos include, [[Jack McClellan]], [[Michael Jackson]], [[Jerry Sandusky]], [[Alcon#Freesaiyan|Michael Towers]] and any leading member of [[Christianity|the Roman Catholic Church]]. A first time offender going after a 17 year old and then caught by [[Chris Hansen]] might look normal. But a long-term pedophile is {{yt|u|GNRandSTP911|typically an ungainly and unattractive male person possessing a bad shave, a look of southern inbreeding, and will play at home with children's toys}}. He may have had a light colored van with highly tinted windows, which he uses to kidnap and fuck the shit out of your children. If no van, then the long term pedophile is skilled at child grooming and will form a long-term attachment before molesting the child. But remember, Chris Hansen is always watching.
[[Image:Hey Kids, Narnia Is This Way.jpg|right|thumb|If your pedophile alarm doesn't ring, I don't know what will.]]
[[Image:One_thing_tom_knew.png‎|left|thumb|Single pic explanation of Pedophilia.]]
[[Image:Pedodyke.jpg|left|thumb|Pedophiles molest children in Satanic rituals to harness their energy.]]
It should also be noted that there are no female pedophiles. Actually, there are but they do not do such things online but instead with their 16 yr old jock students who, to them, are just plain lucky, but this does not mean it will happen to you, in fact, it will not. Wrong, women are incapable of pedophilia because women are 1, not attracted to men, and 2, do not want sex. Thusforth pedophilia from females is impossible - if you have seen one, they are either a [[trap]] or mere henchmen. Pedophilia in men starts at the age of 13 where they start to find their 13 female classmates attractive. This however remains in males even through their upper [[Teenager|teen years]], they are still attracted to the same 13 year old girls instead of girls their own age. Males even at the age of 20 are still attracted to 13 year olds, they instead settle for a fat 15 year old (if they are not in college) or a decent 20 year old (if they are in college). When a male turns 30, he goes through a stage of "commitment" in which he finds a decent lady (usually around the age of 25, just when they are dropping out of college) to get married to and live with. Even through their 30s, men are still attracted to the exact same 13 year old girls. As a man reaches 40, he is not longer attracted to his wife and begins using the internet to talk to younger girls on [[Facebook]] or [[Yahoo|Yahoo chatrooms]]. At the age of 40 is when men start hitting on the babysitter, niece, or generally whoever reminds them of 13 year old girls, which usually results in marital problems, job problems, and related issues. When a man turns 50, his wife is completely done with sex and therefore the man must resort to actually pursuing his dreams of pedophilia. What now goes through his head is "if I'm gonna cheat on my wife, it might as well be with those 13 year old girls I've been putting off for so long". A lot of men are just [[Mental illness|fucked up]]. This is when they begin their plan to finally realize their hidden fantasy. Between then and the time they actually go out and do it can take anywhere from 3 days to 30 years, then as they finally meet the young girl they hope to get freaky deaky with, Gary Oak comes out of their bedroom zipping up his pants, followed by Chris Hansen who owns you before the police put the permanent banhammer on your ass. Your life is over, good job.

==Child Molester Rap==
[[Image:Indifference.jpg|right|thumb|Meh.]]
[[Image:StevePedo.jpg|right|thumb|A famous pedophile.]]
[[Image:Chances.jpg|right|thumb| Don't be a pussy]]
:'''Based on the song "Ha" by Juvenile'''
That's you with that bad ass candy van ha 
That's you that can't keep yo' women ha 
cause you keep fuckin their children ha 
You gotta go to court ha 
You got served a subpoena for child abuse ha 
That was that nerve ha 
You ain't even much get a chance to say a word ha 
I know you a child rapist but your rich parents got ya out with money ha 
You ready to fuck one of them children ass ha 
You ain't scared ha 
You know how to play wiv 'em ha 
I know you ain't just gonna let a moralist come and punk you ha 
You know who got the youngest kids in da hood ha 
You know how to groom them in triplets ha 
Shit ain't hard as it seems ha 
You keep your body clean ha 
You got a lot of candy ha 
Some of your friends sell dope ha 
You really want to fuck them children ha 
You show up with them children ha 
You stuck it in them children ha 
:''(Chorus 2X)'' 
You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair 
Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire 
You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child 
You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering 
 
You can't do nothing but love little girls ha 
She wants to know what you gonna do next ha 
You brought duct tape with glue ha 
You not even wearing a condom ha 
You tryin to protect your chest ha 
You spent 70 on candy ha 
That ain't yours, girl, that's for your friends ha 
You wanna let these girls play with your rod ha 
You wanna run the child market ha 
You wanna be the only pedo which sells children ha 
You keep your cock hard ha 
You count the money at the end of the night ha 
You on a three day flight to the Caribbean ha 
Your basement full of children there ha 
[[Image:Jimmy-saville.jpg|right|thumb|[[Jimmy Savile|He'll fix it for you...]]]]
[[Image:Fellatio Lesson Priests.gif|right|thumb|Catholic priests in training.]]
You fuckin them children ha 
Your face was on the news last night ha 
You the one that robbed them little creatures of their innocence last night ha 
You meet them in their houses when it's dark ha 
They claim you a thug and you ain't got no heart ha 
You came in her ass on new years eve ha 
You got stuck in that little bitch and couldn't leave ha 
It was hard for her to breathe ha 
:''(Chorus 2X)'' 
You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair 
Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire 
You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child 
You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering 
 
[[Image:Diagram_b.jpg|right|thumb|Pedophiles' Guide to Little Girls]]
[[Image:Young daughter chart.jpg|right|thumb|Another Handy Pedo reference chart]]
You got a trespassing charge ha 
That dick got hard ha 
When you were looking at them little girls ha 
You don't know when to quit ha 
That's you with that girl shouting shit ha 
That's you with that candy shit ha 
That's you that's taking them innocence ha 
That little hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha 
You gonna knock that little hoe teeth out ha 
You done switched from ass to mouth ha 
You search for children everytime you leave your house ha 
Them welfare checks arrived ha 
You bout to fuck that girl ha 
You bout to steal another virginity ha 
You gonna treat your children well ha 
You bout to go put the dick in one of these hoes' cunt ha 
When you broke her you drove her crazy ha 
When you paid her in candy you got other kids to fuck ha 
You always on top ha 
You rob some child's innocence ha 
You don't think you can be stopped ha 
You ridin in the candy van with little girls in it ha 
:''(Chorus 2X)'' 
You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair 
Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire 
You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child 
You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering 

==Pro activism==
[[File:Kijiji.jpg|thumb|right|internet pedo hunting ground...]]
[[File:Wetdream.jpg|thumb|right|Pedo dreams]]
{{Quote|[The] grotesque delusion that children are innocent white angels, is the cause of an awful lot of damage|Pro-pedophilia activist, Gunnar R. Tjomlid}}
Imitating the disinformation campaign of the [[furries]], organizations like [[NAMBLA]] and social movements like [[childlove]] exist to make [[POSC|kid-fucking]] (specifically [[POSC|boy-fucking]]) seem normal, and seek to make their vile practice totally legal (homosexuality was also regarded as evil and unnatural in the past, but faggots will ignore this fact). Organizations like [[Perverted-Justice]], meanwhile, pretend to exist to hunt pedophile morons (or just general perverted dumbasses) down like dogs, get them arrested, and then post their personal information online for everyone to mock and throw flaming bags of dogshit at. However, neither Perverted-Justice nor [[Chris Hansen]] has actually caught a pedophile, only [[sick fucks]] going after [[16 year old girls]] instead of pedophiles that literally say "if it's eight it's too late." A lot of these Perverted Justice types are passive-aggressive sociopath assholes who pop a [[boner|chubbies]] at the opportunity to ruin [[Mental illness|flawed people's]] lives on television.

In recent developments the [[Batshit_Insane|perfectly reasonable]] government of [[Greece]] decided to sell all the hotels, houses and mortgage the Parthenon in order to be able to spend the last pocket change they have on [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16486416 benefits for the welfare of pedophiles, pyromaniacs, compulsive gamblers, fetishists, exhibitionists and sado-masochists] and then be the first to [[Fail|quit]] the Monopoly game of the [[Europe|European Union.]]

The ones that are anti-pedo usually are just bigots that moved to pedophobia since homophobia is frowned upon in society.

Their "arguments" are usually like:
*"[[Logic#Hasty_Generalization|Pedos dont love children!!!1]]" --- (fail to realize that also many heterosexuals dont love women)
*"[[Logic#Hasty_Generalization|Pedos raep teh children!11]]" --- (fail to realize that also many heterosexuals rape women.)
*"[[Logic#Circular_Logic|attraction to children is a sickness because its not natural to be attracted to children!]]"
*"[[Logic#False_Dilemma|if you truly love teh children you cant be attracted to them!]]"
*"[[Logic#Thought-terminating_Clich.C3.A9|ALL the pedos raeps teh children thus is bad!!11"omg]]"
*"[[Your_argument_is_invalid|youre a pedoo your wr00ng"!!1]]"

[[Some argue|Organizations]] like Perverted Justice are composed entirely of illiterate faggots with no sex-lives on a hate trip, claiming that they come across as even more stupid than the pedophiles they are trying to hunt, though again they've never caught a single pedophile, only people after jailbait. By making pedophilia even more taboo, they proudly claim to have actually increased the amount of pedophiles in America by [[over 9,000]] since [[WTC|2001]]. However, the people who argue this are usually pedos themselves and like the owner of corrupted-justice.com, Scott Morrow (a [[Adult baby|diaper wearing faggot]]), they have little concept of the fact that pedophilia is already [[Doing It Wrong|taboo]]. '''You can't get much more taboo than fucking children.''' It is not known how you force a pedophile underground further, although it's probably something to do with the [[Suicide|self-pwnage]] of Perverted Justice "victims".

[[Disney]] has been known to endorse pedophilia, such as in the lesser-known [[furry]] movie ''The Rescuers'', and [[Rangerphiles]].

Mr. Mac teaches you how to get the [[handjob|job]] done:

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*[http://www.mrmac.com/missionary/index.phtml Utah's version of Mr Mac]

==On teh internets==
[[Image:Textbookpedo.jpg|Text-book pedo talk.|thumb|right]]
The REALLY stupid pedophiles are found in [[Internet]] [[chat rooms]], [[Not4chan]], [[Anontalk]], and [[IRC]] under names like "bunnyHoney22", "Markos", "velocity7", "Foehammer95", "burntheprettyones", "fungirlL00k1ingforguyz", or "iwanttorapeuanally". For the people who can actually use a computer, there are on-topic imageboards, hosting services and Gnutella, available on any darknet (including Freenet, [[Tor]] and I2P). In the words of Raptor Jesus: "Turn a stone and you shall...IS DAT SUM CP, [[FUKKEN SAVED]]." They also exist on [[LJ]], targeting [[12 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]]. Various [[Wikipedia|Pedophile Support Communities]] are found all over the [[internets]].

Extensive [[Science#Unnatural_science|scientific]] research has shown that, ''BTW'', {{wayback|http://www.petitsfilous.co.uk/html/play-marine.html|20070428111638|title=some}} kids are totally [[asking for it]]. However, [[Common sense|everybody knows]] that this is a load of [[shit]].

Below is an example of a cultural phenomenon which has emerged in the past two decades, that of the almost-[[JB]] acting like non-JB which is weird even though they're obviously only attractive to [[sick fuck|sick fucks]] and other 11 year olds, so, yeah, confusion probably. If they stripped off, they'd be [[CP]] and you'd get fucking [[V&]], sunshine. Contrary to popular belief, the behavior below is not why girls on YouTube are victims of [[surprise sex]] but rather a manifestation of a change in media demographics and a slackening of parental controls on increasingly difficult to censor communication mediums. This has been emergent since the 1980s and is now reaching crisis point.

Of course, they ''could'' just be totally [[asking for it]].

==Foreigners==
<center>'''JewTube video showing a national treasure of Australia, [[Geoffrey Leonard]].'''</center>
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{{quote|Alright, grub. KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH! Grub."|[[Geoffrey Leonard|Crazy Australian Pedophile]] 2:59}}

Australia's youngest pedophile, [[Morgan Bye]].

In [[England]] and its colonies, where the main language isn't Spanglish, pedophiles are known as "paedophiles" (pronounced ''"Pee - Doh - Files"''). "Paedophiles" successfully avoid capture, year after year, due to the difficulty of spelling this word correctly on legal paper work. Because it's so hard to spell, pediatricians in the UK are regularly mistaken as pedophiles and attacked by angry mobs; see [http://archive.fo/hFbq this story.]

 
[[image:The_REV.jpg|500px|frame|center|Archetypal English Sunday-School Teacher]]
 

The massive amount of taxpayer expense involved in these judiciary blunders is why the [[age of consent]] in those areas was lowered to 16. Pedobear suggests Iceland where the age of consent is 14. Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Faroe Islands are also recommended where the age of consent is 5.

England now has a site dedicated to naming and shaming pædophiles; or, as they are more commonly known, "nonces". (Brit slang circa 1970).

[http://www.redwatch.org.uk/noncewatch/ Noncewatch] '''(BALEETED)''' is an offshoot of the website [http://www.redwatch.co.uk/indexx.html Redwatch] '''(BALEETED)''', a "Hit List" database run by a conglomerate of mouthbreathing Aryan Nation fucktards that lists home addresses and other private information about the pinko commie scum of England (i.e., anyone who denies the supremacy of the white race, believes in evolution, or called them names in grammar school). Not surprisingly, the British establishment, seriously lacking in [[lulz]], have attempted time and again to get the site closed.

Despite the overwhelming evidence that the majority of pædophiles who target the same sex do not identify themselves as homosexual and have a history of exclusively heterosexual adult relationships, they often list run-of-the-mill [[faggots]] who have no connection with child pornography at all.

In the middle east, it is perfectly legal for older men to marry children as young as 10 years old.

{{quote|A girl aged 10 or 12 can be married. Those who think she's too young are wrong and they are being unfair to her."|[[Muslim|Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Sheikh ]], speaking from Osama Bin Laden's recent wedding.}}

==Treatment==
Right wing duffucks the world around have staunchly resisted appeals to replace the [[death]] penalty with the more progressive [[rape]] penalty, denying prisoners invaluable medical treatment and [[fat]] patrons the opportunity to spend money and become [[YouTube]] sensations putting little bitch pedos in their proper place. Despite this ideological intolerance, American prisons have engaged in a successful strategy of decriminalization that virtually ensures that each and every pedo will receive the opportunity to be [[buttfuck]]ed on multiple occasions by fellow prisoners with adult physique. While the program hasn't been implemented widely enough to see a large-scale benefit, there is already a small but significant fraction of pedos who claim to have been cured by this technique, and there is every reason to hope that ultimately they can all be recruited to a more standard bottom role in normal society.

==Pedo videos==
:''See also: [[PedoBear#A few of his favourite things...|a bear's collection of songs and videos]] which are relevant this this subject matter''

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|<center>'''How pedophiles use online games to molest children''' </center> <youtube>kx4ixXQFUQY</youtube>
|<center>'''Do the ''Sex Offender Shuffle''!''' </center> <youtube>VfCYZ3pks48</youtube>
|<center>'''What little boy lovers dream about'''</center> <youtube>1krP1WWsTqY</youtube>
|<center>'''Oooh-yeah! Lolis!'''</center> <youtube>8Q7FFjUpVLg</youtube>
|<center>'''The Notorious Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'''</center> <youtube>zUnhfvGdmmw</youtube>
|<center>'''Shake it, lil girl!'''</center> <youtube>pjyWdu6Cklg</youtube>
|<center>'''Lazytown: pedo's delight'''</center> <youtube>IZuqZGC4nHE</youtube>
|<center>'''A pedo gets pwned by a demented loli with DubStep'''</center> <youtube>2cXDgFwE13g</youtube>
|<center>'''How to pretend to be 10 years old'''</center> <youtube>xZHq4CQekTY</youtube>
|<center>'''Kids these days sure don't make it easy to stay clean'''</center> <youtube>GUCobEilOa4</youtube>
|<center>'''Encouraged during the FDR administration under the New Deal'''</center> <youtube>WLLSqpYyPD8</youtube>
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==Using religion to subvert the system==
{{main|Metzizah b'peh}}
Mohel's and other circumcisers get hard (or sometimes wet) from the idea of playing with an infants penis, and cutting into it with sharp objects. Feminist man-hating pedo's love this most, but 40 something year old pedo males with doctorates love it as well. The Jewish Pedo Mohel especially loves sucking the penis of the boy after cutting the boy, getting hard, and cumming in his pants (a ritualistic Jewish ceremony known as the bris milah). That is the best part!

Their only guilty pleasure is an inncent hug...(please note that over 90% of Irish Catholic priests are pedos).

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==Terms and Types==
===Babies===
[[Image:Mohel_suck.jpeg|thumb|Jewish baby get's his first blow job!]]
*'''[[Wikipedia:Nepiophilia|Neophilia]]'''/'''Infantophilia''': Also known as [[baby fuck]] (IT'SSS AWWRIGHTTT!!!), these pedos fuck the shit out of babies for their plushy-textured vaginas. [[Truth|No one knows if this is even possible, as an infant's vagina would be probably really fucking hard to squeeze into (unless their dicks are really really small).]] News reports claim that 1-year olds are regularly raped in [[Zimbabwe]] because people there believing deflowering a virgin cures [[AIDS]], but since all babies born in Zimbabwe are AIDS babies, the opposite occurs.
*'''[[Toddlercon]]''': Porn for Infantophiles who want more mature women

===Pre===
[[Image:A0005405 782590.jpg|thumb|What hebephilies go after. Can you really blame them?]]
*'''[[Childlove]]''': Remember-It's a child's RIGHT to be fucked! And if they tell no one will believe them anyways.
*'''Nineyophilia''': a special [[pedophilia|will to pleasure]] girls, only at the age of 9. People who have this sickness like to [[buttsecks|love-kiss]] little girls in the shower.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Pederasty|Pederasty]]''': Raping little boys is EDUCATIONAL!
*'''Pedosexual''': Alternate term. Pedophiles prefer it because they think it makes pedophilia sound like a normal sexual orientation. Anti-pedos prefer it because it reminds people that pedophiles don't love children and only want to have sex with them, as opposed to necrophiliacs who really do fall romantically in love with dead bodies.
*'''Korephilia''': Attraction to female preteens by adult women; i.e. lesbian pedophilia.

===Pubes===
[[Image:M_158277c85ed0aba18a15d6fe87a119b5.jpg‎|frame|An experienced pedophile]]
[[Image:Givechildren.jpg|thumb|Professional Child [[Prostitute|Prostitutes]] provider]]
*'''[[Wikipedia:Hebephilia|Hebephilia]]''': Enjoys pubescent Jewish pre-teens, plain and simple. [[Chris Hansen]] and [[Perverted-Justice]] target this type of person a lot of the time. [[NathanR]] and [[Brian Peppers]] were also busted for this. Real pedophiles like the people at [[Anontalk.com]] consider this so old that they're disgusted by it. [[Wikipedia:Hebe (Marvel Comics)|Marvel]] and [[Wikipedia:Hebe (mythology)|myths]] show that Hebe was actually the Greek goddess of youth, and Herakles wife besides that.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Ephebophilia|Ephebophilia]]''': Like Hebephilia, but instead of 11-14, it's 13-18, which is even less pedo, though still legally defined as "child," wink wink. [[Wiktionary:ephebe]] defines the etymology as "A young man, especially an 18-20 year old in ancient Greece undergoing military training." so who knows how this came to be.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Chronophilia|Teleiophilia]]''': Gets off only on larger, hairier children who can vote, buy cigarettes, and might be wrinkly. A common symptom of this disorder is the unavoidable urge to spend time on the [[telephone]], thus the name.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Gerontophilia|Gerontophilia]]''': Gets off on [[old people|shrunken thin-skinned children]] who don't need to earn money & often take pills to have erections. Their caregivers often restrict their [[cake|candy]] intake since they have a tendency to get [[Diabeetus|hyper]]. They sometimes nickname their victims 'elders' because their sweat tastes as sweet as elderberries since they sneak so much candy regardless.
*'''[[Necrophilia|Negrophilia]]''': As the elders continue to shrink, they enter a period of [[Death|hibernation]] under the earth during which point they continue to lose weight and become very [[anorexic|neotenic]]. Their [[negro|skin blackens]], and eventually with the assistance of the Negrophile who is an expert at digging, they emerge from the earth as [[an negro]] who, in appreciation, offer themself to the negrophile's wim. Negrophiles have a tendency to allow their [[insect]] friends sloppy seconds, at which point they indulge their [[vore]] fetish. Often, the [[Happy Negro|negro is so sexually satisfied]] by being gangraped by the negrophile and bug friends that they will pass out for [[at least 100]] centuries. Some of the females who don't get off may [[zombie|relocate for additional sex]].

==The Pedo-Stache==
As a means of "hiding in plain sight" pedophiles have learned to uniquely brand themselves in such a way as to make themselves easily recognizable to each other while still being able to avoid notice of the general public. One of their "trademarks" if you will is the pedo-stache, most often worn as an unkempt, straight across the mouth, pencil or pseudo chevron style. Often the product of not being man enough to grow a real mustache, the look can likewise be found on most teens who are sorely attempting to compensate for a lack of pube growth.

{{cg|Pedo-Stache Gallery|PedoStacheGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Megandad.jpg|Ricky Lee Barmore, pedophile and father of [[hypocrite|Chrissie]] [[psychopath|Barmore]] aka [[YouTube]] [[attention whore|reply whore]] [[MeganSpeaks]].
Image:NYHETER-13s08-JACKSON-71_368.jpg|Your average 13-year-old girl on [[IRC]]. This man was [[pwned]] by Denny's.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Marc_Dutroux.jpg|Marc Dutroux, an experienced Belgian pedophile, often praised for his [[Rape|achievements]].
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Gary_Schultz.jpg|Covered for pedo friend [[Jerry Sandusky]].
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Kevin_Patrick_Bath.jpg|Noted children's book author and convicted pedophile.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Robert_Young.jpg|Registered sex offender who was allowed by friends to freely rape their daughter. Srsly.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_1.jpg
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_2.jpg
File:Pedofag.jpg|Pedophile from Colorado
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Joey_Pierce.png|Publicly posted countless dozens of nude pictures of his son on FB.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Movies_-_Mysterious_Skin.jpg|Hollywood loves to use the pedo-stache for their on-screen child molesters.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Movies_-_Kick_Ass.jpg
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Retarded.jpg|The chromosomally deficient very often have pedophilic tendencies.
Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_3.jpg
Image:FCYTravis.jpg
Image:Brian_Mueller.jpg|[[Brian Mueller]] who finds being exposed as a pedo is less shameful than his self-released noodz.
Image:Pedostache_-_7_Year_Old_Sexual_Assault.jpg|Brentley Jason Byers [http://www.krem.com/news/crime/child-requires-surgery-after-being-sexually-assaulted-by-father-officials-say/459324991 arrested and charged with statutory rape of a child by an adult].
</gallery>}}

==Galleries==
{{collapsegallery|Galleria De Pedophilios|PedoGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Living the dream.jpg
Image:A different temperature on each side.jpg
Image:Hitler-Girl-1935.jpg
Image:Pedothreadqf1.jpg
Image:StalkerIRL.png|[[Pedo Scarface|Stalker pedophile]]... as you can see, a [[sick fuck|normal person]]
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File:Mohammed Penis Little Girl.jpg
File:She3.jpg|She 3, but that mouth 18
Image:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|[[Dorian Thorn]] likes to get naked in daycare centers.
Image:Ancient greek pedo.gif|in [[Greece]] it's [[baby fuck|Awwww-Right!]]
Image:Brendon_the_pedo.jpg|An [[emo]] has the right to [[baby fuck]] too
Image:Angrypedo.jpg|AngryAussie secretly exposed.
Image:Coonandkids.jpg|A typical pedophile. Also a [[nigger]]. There can't be a connection...
Image:Pedo Mouse.jpg|You gonna get raped by [[furries]].
Image:MYPEDOLIST.jpg|Proof that pedos don't go public.
Image:Glittercustoms.jpg|Anything to declare, Mr. Glitter?
Image:Putinpedo.jpg|Pedophilia, all right in Russia! [http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/putins-kitten-kiss/2006/07/07/1152240474318.html]
Image:ED_Bidna_pic.jpg|Pedophiles in our school system!
Image:Hanson_dateline.jpg|[[Chris Hansen|"Why don't you have a seat over there..."]]
Image:SheikhAbdulAzizAl-Sheikh.jpg|All praise [[Allah]] for Sharia law!
Image:Dariuscock.jpg|A girl about to get pwnd.
Image:Pedowolf.jpg|Unfortunately, NOT ALL PEDOS ARE AS OBVIOUS AS THIS.
Image:Toothytheclown.jpg|A pedophile's ideal job.
Image:Freddy_gulersh.jpg|He see's [[gay|dead]] people
File:Nigger Pedophile 11.jpg
Image:Santa Clause.JPG|Watches your children.
Image:Pecina1_copy.jpg|Your average pedophile at play/work.
File:British Man Jailed for Pedophile Doll.jpg|Careful, pedos! Fucking loli dolls gets u v& now
Image:Vacant_seas.jpg|Pedophilia in action.
Image:Dlthorn13-dick-on-dead-fuck-trophy.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] rubs his dick on dead baby photos.
Image:Dancilley.gif|Notable sexual predator, [[Dan Cilley]].
Image:Pedoedspiderman.jpg|Spiderman was a victim of pedo rape as a young lad.
Image:Itunespedo.png|Some pedophiles don't cover their tracks very well.
Image:Russellthepedo.jpg|So, I heard you like to fuck 16-year-old pregnant girls with kids?
Image:Pedfam.jpg|This child will get his mouth washed out with cock.
Image:Gorgeous george.jpg|[[Gorgeous George]] encourages rubbing "Dongs with you Daddy"
Image:Jonopeckchasingkids.JPG|Pedo Clown
Image:pedoeatsshit.jpg|Yes, pedophiles will eat shit for minors.
Image:PedophilePimp.jpg|A pedophile pimp
Image:Mjapproves1.jpg|post this on [[not4chan]] in the [[shota]] section for [[lulz]].
Image:Pedofagguycomic.jpg|[[A FUCKING POKEMON|A FUCKEN DOLLAR MAN!!!]]
Image:Donald1.jpg|Pedophile engineer emerges from his disguise.
Image:Foley shota.jpg|[[Mark Foley]] dreams about fucking [[13 year old boy|13 year old boys]].
Image:childPredator.gif|Pedophiles have given The Child Predators a bad name.
Image:Youtube butthurt over pedodad.jpg|A [[YouTube]] butthurt over his pedophile dad's surprise buttsex.
Image:MistyStuffer_PedoTruth.JPG|[[FA|MistyStuffer]] is proud to be a pedo.
Image:Logan Don 2005.jpg|A [[vampire]] seducing a [[shota]].
Image:Pugalbear.jpg|Pedobear's illegitimate [[azn]] son, Pugalbear.
Image:Loli Knifing Guy.gif|This [[loli]] knows the proper way to treat pedos.
Image:merrychristmas.jpg|The Penguin from Batman: world-renowned pedophile, hard at work.
Image:Pedo fork.png|[[CWC|Pedo fork]]
Image:Pedo-kiddie-ride.jpg|Disturbing children's ride made by pedos simulates gay [[furry]] sex.
Image:Chadsyphrett-pedo.PNG|Girls on [[DeviantART]] are something favored by a [[ChadSyphrett|certain pedo]].
Image:Hamas_wedding.jpg|Collective hamas wedding with 13 years old girls.
Image:Cleverb&.jpg|Even A.I. loves Loli!
Image:Deviantartpedobingo.png|You might cross everything in the box.
Image:Megandad2.jpg|Ricky Lee Barmore, child molester and [[Criminal Scum|criminal]] terrorist.
Image:90 days for child porn.jpg
Image:Asa_nude_with_his_kid.jpg|[[Asalieri]] playing hide the snake in the tuna cave with his [[incest|daughter]].
Image:Brian_Collinge_penis_goes_where.jpg| Sometimes pedos are lolcows also.
Image:AntifaNamblaSupport.jpg|[[Antifaggot|Antifaggots]] and Namblafaggots team up against white supremacy and pedo bashers.
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===Necessities===
{{collapsegallery|Necessities |fuckmytits|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Pedo-diapers.jpg|Keeps your kids fresh!
Image:Pedogame1.png||An [[RPG]] game for pedophiles, there is a market for everything.
Image:Jailbait Collection.JPG|If you don't have the limited edition complete Jailbait Collection, you're officially not a pedophile.
Image:Underage Pussy.jpg|For men who like 'em [[Toddlercon|fresh out of their mother's vagina.]]
Image:TB Cunt.JPG|You must have the Teeny Bopper Pussy, or you can consider yourself just "good with children"
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Young daughter chart.jpg|Into incest? You'll need to know what you're limited to and what's open!
File:Toypedo.jpg|get em started early in life!
Image:Cphand.jpg|the hands of a pedo
Image:Rugrats love doll.jpg|baby love doll

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===Starlet-Worthy===
{{collapsegallery|Starlet-Worthy|Starlet-Worthy|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:EmilyGraceReavesPedobear.JPG|You Know You want Her!
Image:StephaniePedo.jpg|Stephanie like to Give Pedo a Blowjob Anytime!''
Image:MadisonPettisPedo.JPG|PedoBear Love Her!''
Image:PedobearLoveStephanieTanner.JPG|This Pedobear Love Stephanie Tanner!
File:Stephanie-lazy-town.gif|Julianna Rose Mauriello has been legal since 2009 but the pedos prefer the past
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:PedobearAndMadisonPettis.JPG|Pedobear met the girl of his Dream!
Image:MichellePedo.jpg|Typical Scene from ''Full House''.
Image:PedobearMadisonPettis.jpg|Pedo got a wet dream of this girl.
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
[[Wikimania]]
===Notable Minor Attracted People===
[[File:Married at 9 daily mirror 1 feb 1937.jpg|thumb|300px|The good old days]]
[[File:Marriage at 7 news chronicle 18 feb 1939.jpg|thumb|Moar traditional conservative values]]
[[File:Five year old mother sunday post 9 september 1940.jpg|right|200px]]
[[Image:Sexy_Old_Mann.jpg|thumb|"wut r u wearin?"]]
[[Image:Monkey_dust_PFG.jpg|This is how they deal with pedos in Britain.|thumb]]
*[[Avery Chicoine]]
*[[Aydin Paladin]]
*[[Bashurverse]]
*[[ButLova]] - A sick butt-obsessed untalented furry/inflation/farting/scat pedophile from DeviantArt.
*[[Chuckle Brothers]]
*[[Comicality]]
*[[Cyril Smith]]
*[[Dahvie Vanity]]
*[[PETA#SPECIAL MENTION: Warwak|Dave Warwak]]
*[[Dangerman]]
*[[Danny Elfman]]
*[[Deeker]]
*[[Diaperfur]]s
*[[Dynacatlovesme]]
*[[Fergie Olver]]
*[[Gary Glitter]]
*[[Genshin Impact]] Players
*[[Geoffrey Leonard]]
*[[Irish282]]
*[[James M. Hardiman]] - A furry pedo.
*[[John Mark Karr]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]]
*[[LoganSperman2]]
*[[LordZedd16]]
*[[LtFlagger]]
*[[James Terry Mitchell Jr]]
*[[JaSonic]]
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]]
*[[Jimmy Savile]]
*[[Jonathan Gaskins]]
*[[Jonathan Ross]]
*[[Ke-Kaikunane-o-Seer]]
*[[LionMaker Studios]]
*[[Matthew Sammon]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Michael Woodmansee]]
*[[Minecraft]] Youtubers
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Onision]]
*[[PedoBear]]
*[[Pedo Owen]]
*[[Philip Anthony Thompson]]
*[[Abortion|Pro-lifers]]
*[[MeganSpeaks|Ricky Lee Barmore]]
*[[R. Kelly]]
*[[Rootbrian]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Shaycarl]]
*[[Stephen Sample]]
*[[Swirlface]]
*[[Takedownman]]
*[[The Prophet Muhammad]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[TomPreston]]
*[[Updownmostly]]
*[[Vtubers]] and vtuber watchers
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<s>Viril</s>]] [[Shit nobody cares about|Not actually notable]], just a [[EDF6|massive faggot]].
*[[VonHelton]]
*[[Zeriara]]

===Platforms===
*[[Anontalk.com]]
*[[Boychat]] -A chat website for pedophiles
*[[Catholic Church]]
*[[Chat Avenue]]
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Christian Boy Love Forum]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Lb-69]] - A site where pedophiles fap to underage [[Thailand|Thai]] [[ladyboys]].
*[[Motherless]]
*[[NAMBLA]]
*[[NeoGAF]] - Fat paedophiles in denial.
*[[Not4chan]]
*[[Second Life/Logs#Ninja Troll versus the Pedophile|''Second Life'']] - is a good place for pedos!
*[[The AR Archive]] - They love them some babyfuck.
*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Adopt-a-User|You can start here]] the only thing that stands between evil and the innocent

===Advocates For Pedophilia===
*[[Jeffree Star]]
*[[Pedophilia apologia|Pedophile Apologists]]
*[[Shane Dawson]]
*The [[Pope]]
*[[Queen Elizabeth II]]
*[[Young Tubers United]]
*[[YouTube Vigilantes]]

===Anti-Pedophile Legion===
*[[Chris Hansen]]
*[[Doctor Phil]]
*[[Mission: MySpace]], and [[internet humanitarian]]s in general

===Related Concepts===
*[[Archive.is]] -- [[fukken saved]]
*[[Baby Fuck]]
*[[Kidnapping]]
*[[Kodomo no Jikan]]
*[[Loli]]
*[[Lolita]]
*[[Midori Shoujo Tsubaki]]
*[[Raping Little Suzy]]
*[[Shota]]
*''[[Softpaw Magazine]]'' - For the furries

==External Links==
===Lulz===
*[http://www.science20.com/selective_genetics/pedosmile_do_pedophiles_have_certain_smile-82713 The science of the 'pedosmile']
*[http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Child-Behavior/7-year-old-girl-who-masterbates-at-school/show/278336 My 7 yo daughter can't stop masturbating]
*[http://www.pedosmiles.com/Contactus.html PedoSmiles contact list]
*[http://video.kxly.com/watch.php?id=1104 Sex Offender Island]- A real place in [[USA|Washington State]] where pedos can [http://www.askearth.com/go/view_request?request=119364 live in harmony for life]!
*[http://www.oprah.com/community/thread/110361- "Teenage girls...shaving pubic hair..!"]
*[http://amiapedo.com "Am I a Pedo? - Online Self Help Utility"]
*[http://movies.yahoo.com/profiles/sherriehansen007?guid=WBWOM2SFEQRQUCSSNNV3RSY6P4&ys=c8GJsSzOaobXBIXOsNXA6Q-- Creepy Movie Reviews by a Pedo]
*{{yt|u|MeganSpeaks|The queen of attention whoring has a dad that's arrested in Whitfield County, Georgia for child molestation.}} Both her and one of her boyfriends get [[butthurt]] if someone talks about it.

===Genuine appreciators of unused-virgin-pussy===
*[http://anonym.to/?http://jbhc.in/ "Jail Bitches Hard Core"] - no, no pedos are here for sure
*<del>[http://www.attractedtochildren.org AttractedToChildren.org]</del> BALEETED
*<del>[http://12chan.crabdance.com 12chan] - for sick fucks of the age around 21</del> BALEETED
*[http://newgon.com Newgon.com] - "Research indicates that -"
*[http://www.youthrights.org National Youth Rights Association]
*[http://www.nambla.org NAMBLA]
*[http://www.alicelovers.com Visions of Alice]
*[http://www.deeker.com Deeker] Pedo in every way of the word the dude is a freak enter the site at your own risk. and he thinks "ONLY BOYS SHOULD WEAR DIAPERS! (that kind of pedo)
*ASSTR.org
**[http://www.asstr.org/~WillSomers Will Somers' Happy Kids in Kikky Skirts]
**<s>[http://www.asstr.org/~velocity Velocity's Lolita Bondage] - where the pedos like to tie up little girls</s> Link Dead
*<del>[http://www.falwell.com/Jerry Falwell.com] - Because he ''loved'' children.</del> BALEETED
*[http://www.dadsanddaughters.org dads and daughters.org]
*[http://doujinland.com www.doujinland.com] Filled with comics [[Michael Jackson]] and [[Pedobear]] would enjoy.
*[http://www.weloveteengirls.com WeLoveTeenGirls.com] - Notice there is no Terms of Use or any other lawsuit page.
*<del>[http://www.2doujin.com 2doujin.com] - Can pedo enjoy anymore than this.</del> BALEETED
*[http://www.wouldyouhitthis.com WouldYouHitThis.com] - The creepiest place on the net.
*<del>[http://www.wearelittlestars.com WeAreLittleStars: Pedophile Heaven]</del> BALEETED BUT STILL IN ALL PEDO'S HEARTS
*[http://www.wpxi.com/news/18773746/detail.html Even police departments aren't sacred from kiddy diddling.]

====Personal====
*[http://www.myspace.com/cornfieldslam The Cemetery Rapist]
*[http://www.girlslife.com/ GirlLove]
*[http://www.99chan.in/dizs DisneyStars]

===Anti===
*[http://www.nopedo.org NOpedo.org]. Help [[Raelian| Rael]] save the children from the [[Catholic|Pope]]!
*[http://www.warriorsforinnocence.org Warriors for Innocence] - the only thing that stands between evil and the innocent.
*[http://jackmcclellan.com Jack McClellan] - a site that exposes pedophile Jack McClellan.
*[http://samvak.tripod.com/pedophilia.html The Roots Of Pedophilia]
*http://www.perverted-justice.com Some of Perverted Justice's advice to parents: ''Despite the controversy of video game violence, video games are an easy way to occupy computer time. After all, if your child is playing a video game, they are not in chatrooms being groomed by predatory pedophiles. We at Perverted-Justice.com firmly believe that killing characters in virtual reality is 10,000 times healthier than being perved in real life. (Assuming your child isn't playing on Xbox Live or Playstation Network, that is...)''
*[http://wikileaks.ch/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols FBI's super seckrit guide to pedophile symbols]
*[http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/sdarcy2?ref=sgm Who the fuck is sdarcy and why is their facebook here?]

===Anti-Anti===
*[http://www.corrupted-justice.com Corrupted-Justice] oops down, [https://web.archive.org/web/20121017152338/http://www.corrupted-justice.com/ they shut in 2012]
*[http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&groupID=0&page=0&EntryID=2858029&CategoryID=72&get=1&adTopicId=16&keyword=politics&xargstringp=&xargstringn=&lastpagesent=2&Mytoken=0FDB074C-E9B6-47F6-A8916B5CAD279BDB35603381 Guy on MySpace boldly defends pedophilia.] (also down)
*[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3915470596 Known supporter of antilulz] (also down)
*[http://www.debate.org/debates/Pedophilia/1/ This person]; "All these sexual taboos we have today are so unnatural — not the taboos themselves, but the being of them. I'm sure all of our first reaction to the notion pedophilia is, like, ewww. The reaction is shared by me too. But let's give pedophiles some slack. They didn't choose their orientation; and the very reason they are bad isn't because there is actually anything wrong with what they want to do, but because of our instinctive reaction to call them bad. Hopefully, as history moves forward, we can become more accepting of one another's sexual dispositions. Hopefully, as pedophilia becomes more accepted by society, the possible psychological trauma children might receive will lessen. Hopefully, a more accepting day will come."
*[[Reddit]] is full of pedos and their "apologists". Example: [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/lf6l7/iama_closet_pedophile_in_my_early_20s_ama/][https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/g9jti/iama_pedophile_ama/] {{archive|vdfhi|Gawker 1}} {{archive|yWyRD|Gawker 2}} {{archive|rQwej|Jezebel}}
*[http://www.b4uact.org/ B4U_ACT] is pushing to get pedophilia removed from the DSM.

===Helpful YouTube Documentary===
*{{ytlink|uZDGWICVQ3w|Part 1}}, {{ytlink|rVKf-HGzBSs|Part 2}}, {{ytlink|PFMsx0mjWrM|Part 3}}

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Simple Wikipedia

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[[Image:SimpleWikipediaVagina.png|thumb|I don't understand this article! What is this hard core wiki[[sex]] you speak of?]]
[[Image:Simple Wikipedia Asshole.JPG|thumb|[[An hero|An word]] [[DO NOT WANT|does not like.]][https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Asshole&oldid=1484253]]

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'''Simple Wikipedia''' aka MONERABRAIN is a [[Wikipedia]] that supposedly is for bona fide [[Retards|people learning the English language]]. In actuality, it serves as a place where [[Jimbo|Jimbocrats]] try to make another shithole club. It uses [[Simple English|English for babies]] & English for super [[Special Education|retards]] and makes [[ESL]] students really look like idiots by saying that English learners actually involve themselves in this utmost shit where violations of great saints is norm in fact it's higlhy encouraged<ref>archive.is/XSEXQ</ref>. It is used if the real wiki article is [[TL;DR|TL;DR]]. Some of the wikipedo aka wikidiots who can't 'keep up' with wikishit on normal wikipedoia so they end up here in the land of simple, absurd stupidity. One can not get any more stupid than on simple wikipedoia but what did you expect, that is wikipedoia'a norm. Wikipedia stands for truth, justice & absolute garbage.

==Commendations==
The creation of Simple Wikipedia was applauded by the [[Juggalo|Down Syndrome Society]], [[George W. Bush]] and [[at least 100]] [[LiveJournal]] communities.

==Criticism==
Answering the inquiry if Simple Wikipedia was a joke, another user responded:

<blockquote style="font-style:italic;">No it is far from a joke. I go there, and I work hard there, don't call it a joke. It's very helpful to people. I showed it to some of the people here in rehab and they use simple English Wikipedia. You people are mean, its just for help with young children, and people like those that take part in ESOL.</blockquote>

(Note: it seems doubtful that [[Anorexia|emaciated]] junkies in rehab would show any interest in anything, no matter how 'simply' presented it was)

Apart from being [[lulz|laughed]] at, Simple Wikipedia has called upon the scorn of philosophers all over the world by referring to [[philosophy]] as abstract ideas.

Simple Wikipedia has also garnered its fair share of controversy. The most infamous case is that of [[Nice try|Bradd Gimpy]], a [[13 year old boy]] from [[Oniontown]] who had an IQ of [[Rule 34|34]]. While Bradd's parents were having [[Sex|sexual intercourse]] in the adjoining room, Bradd started surfing Simple Wikipedia by himself. This proved to be the last thing Bradd would ever do; Bradd became so excited about 'wikuhpedia durr speakung muh ung languiguhh uh' (his words, not ours), that he dragged the computer monitor onto himself. Bradd died in hospital [[at least 100]] hours later due to internal bleeding.

This horrible incident led many doctors specialized in mental health to dismiss Simple Wikipedia as dangerous towards those who suffer from a mental handicap. This has caused a schism in the psychiatric community, which in turn has caused many firefights between psychiatrists.

Some electricians have voiced concern over the rise of blackouts across the world due to [[retard]]s flocking to Simple Wikipedia. This can be attributed to many Simple Wikipedia-users' habit of drooling into the keyboards, therefore causing power grids to lock down, and leaving many citizens without electricity.

Others think that it serves as a platform for bullying anyone who doesn't agree with the [[bureaucratic fuck|most popular admin clique]] and their dickhead followers. Anyone who doesn't do what the suck-up-to-Jimbo wants them to do gets treated like a witch on Simple English Wikipedia.

=='Simple Wikipedia' and technological advancement==
Not too long ago, [[some argue]]d that the effects of technological advancement would make humanity lazy, [[fat]] and dumb. They were proven wrong by the fact that today's inhabitants of [[Kansas]] are lazy, fat and dumb ''without'' having ''any'' form of technological advancement for [[at least 100 years]].

In fact, Simple Wikipedia ''is'' a sign that humanity is getting '''even more''' fucked up. We all know that [[retard]]s aren't 'stupid'; retards are just habitually lazy and mean, just like [[fat]] people.

Basically, this site is trying to teach them "The Basics", which many people of that mental capacity were once not allowed access.

=='Simple Wikipedia' as a sign of the impending Apocalypse==
References to intellectual decay are found in all the world's [[Religion|holy books]]. For that reason, [[some argue]] that the creation of 'Simple Wikipedia' is a sign of the impending Apocalypse.

Many [[christian]]s deem [[Jimbo Wales]] to be the Antichrist after finding '666' embedded deep in Simple Wikipedia's coding, and Abdul Hamid Al-Salami's Al-Falfa movement has declared a [[jihad]] on Simple Wikipedia, stating that it was invented by [[Satan]] to draw people into its Claw Of Intellectual Numbness in the wake of the Djahim, the [[Muslim]] version of the [[apocalypse]].

Simple Wikipedia nearly came to an end when [[bureaucratic fuck]] Netoholic was [[rape]]d and desysopped.

==Simplism==
Simple Wikipedia gave rise to the religion now known as Simplism. It is mostly practiced by [[fat]] [[goths]] who are tired of pretending to know all about [[Ayn Rand]] and Nietzsche. Instead, they consider Simple Wikipedia to be the one and only way to intellectual salvation. When confronted with arguments on the degenerative side-effects of reading Simple Wikipedia, they answer that ''it is fun to know a lot of very special things in simple English!''

==Meet the Christian Clique==
Recently, a user named ChristianMan16, banned on the English Wikipedia as HornetMan16, came to the idiot hole. Later on, two more editors arrived, all with the same viewpoints ([[Christian]], USA [[conservative]], and [[republican|nutty racist retards]]) and communicated with each other, like a big MySpace network of sucky shit. They all edited similar articles, and made friends. There's for writing an ''encyclopedia!'' But the retards at SEW actually tolerated this, as it was actually an improvement (which is not much of an accomplishment).

==Stats==
Up to date, there are '''18''' active [[bureaucratic fuck]]s in Simple. Two are bureaucrats Blockinblox and Archer7. There is also Creol, a retard who was sysoped after two times of crying out loud: "[[Cyde|God]] Save The Wiki"! Vector, an [[Italian]] is also known for his simple English, Vermont aka Christopher Gates who has no balls. He is currently the super fag on simple wikipedoia. Dude has no idea what's happening on wikipedias. He thinks simple wiki (just like big wiki) is the place for child porn, so he uploads all sorts of sick porno to get his daily fix of wikipedoporn.

==See Also==
[[Wikimania]]
==External Links==

* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]
* [https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx]
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page A DURRRR]
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica It acknowledges our .se branch, unlike the English Wikipedia - and even links to it!]
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug Simple Wikipedia on drugs] - Slightly better than the [[Drug|ED article on the same]]
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_English_GFDL Simple English GFDL] - Sucks goat shlong, which seems [[ironic]] but probably isn't
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators Bureaucratic Fucks on Simple]

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Wikipedia

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|They even have this policy, it's WP colon DICK, it's called '''don't be a dick''' and it's fucking hilarious because '''they're all fucking dicks'''|[[hipcrime]]
|Dear Wikipedia readers: We are the small non-profit that runs the #5 website in the world. We have only 150 staff but serve 500 million users, and have costs like any other top site: servers, power, programs, and staff. Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind, a place we can all go to think and learn. To protect our independence, we'll never run ads. We take no government funds. We survive on donations averaging about $30. Now is the time we ask. If everyone reading this gave $3, our fundraiser would be done within an hour. If Wikipedia is useful to you, take one minute to keep it online and ad-free another year. Please help us forget fundraising and get back to Wikipedia. Thank you.|TOW begging [[Jews]] for their [[Jew golds]].
|And you will never find a more wretched hive of pseudoskeptical, atheistic scum and villainy. We must be cautious.|With apologies to Sir Alec Guinness
|Great idea, wrong species|E.O. Wilson (on communism, but he meant Wikipedia)
|Verifiability, not truth|Wikipedo's content policy. It's okay to cite a supermarket tabloid as proof, provided you do cite it.
| [W]ithout the content[,] Wikipedia is just Facebook for ugly people[.] |Iridescent, Wikipedia administrator, 2015-07-31<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20231216202028/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_adminship/Liz&diff=next&oldid=673901499 Wikipedia talk:Requests for adminship/Liz: Difference between revisions, 2015-07-31]</ref>
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[[Image:720px-Illustration of anal bead use svg.png|thumb|right|Vectored TOW porn. That means they spend time tracing over the lines.]]
[[Image:Wiki-fisting.png|thumb|The kind of [[shit]] you find on TOW. {{wikilink|Fisting|Added at Jimbo's /r/}}]]
[[File:Wikipedia wobble.gif|thumb|BULLSHITTING INTENSIFIES]]
[[File:Multiple orgasms using foreskin.mp4|thumb|right|The penises of many Wikipedia administrators are unable to do this, so they [[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|use Wikipedia to promote cutting it off]] so they can feel less inferior. ]]
[[File:Stephen Pruitt - 5 million Wikipedia edits, 0 sex.jpg|thumb|Meet the Wiki-pedo-ian with the most edits. 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends followed by koafv aka JUSTINE ANTHONY KNAPP/KRAPP!!! ]]

'''World of Wikipedoia''', or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from [[mainstream media|corrupt media]], which they refer to as "reliable sources".<ref>[https://digdeeper.club:443/articles/wikipedia.xhtml#sources Wikipedia is the Ministry of Truth - Reliable sources - DigDeeper]</ref> It is considered an "encyclopedia" and the best of [[humanity]], proof for to how the absolute [[mental retardation]] has contaminated the entire [[world]] population. Editiors plagiarize other people's work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article "improvement."

Wikipedia also is a [[MMORPG|massive multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which some [[geek]] braggarts compete to paraphrase [[TL;DR]] information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players' perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their [[no life|sparse lists of personal accomplishments]].

During gameplay, Wikipedia players can gain more authority as they progress, with "Administrator" and "Double-O Licensed" rankings granting them access to GOD MODE. While the rules for winning the game are a tightly-kept secret, it is believed that the winner is treated to a night of accolades and praise from Wikipedia overlord [[Jimbo Wales]].

Had Wikipedia not been infiltrated by propagandists and circumphiles long ago, it would at least be an attractive target for them.

(There's also pieces of an "encyclopedia" buried in there, among the articles about [[anime]] fanboy crap and [[football]].)
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==What is a Wiki? An Example of Supreme Idiocy==
[[Image:Wiki-dictatorship.png|center|800px]]
 
[[File:USS liberty - the final solution.png|thumb|"Verifiability above truth, and Israeli propaganda before either"]]
[[Image:Semfaceani.gif|thumb|Not-so-subtle [[racism]] on the '''{{wikilink|Facial_(sex_act)|facial page}}'''.]]
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Charles_Darwin-Lincoln_dispute|Edit war dispute}}'''. A full out tribunal complete with e-court and e-arbitration and extra special e-punishment. The users are serving their e-sentences with 3-year bans and Wikipedia-style "house arrests" in which they cannot edit certain articles and must behave in a certain way. The entire argument stems from the fact that Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln share a birthday. This resulted in huge [[lulz]] for everyone else but none for them, while Wikipedophiles got all [[emo]].
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident|Talk page about USS Liberty}}''' in which [[Jayjg]] attempts to argue with the vice president of the USS Liberty Veterans Association about the Liberty incident. Yes, '''{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident/Archive_2#Hopefully_something_to_be_quickly_resolved_...|an Israeli agent involved in the cover-up}}''' is allowed to always have the last word on the article, not someone who was actually there and involved in the events in question.
*People who think that Wikipedia can love them back are always easy to troll. Case in point: '''{{wptl|Vanboto}}''', who discovered that a few people guarded the article on the song "Rock Lobster" with a passion, reverting all edits which tried to insert the fact that it was once played on ''[[Family Guy]]''. His response: a brave and bold display of insanity, petty reverts, harassment, personal attacks, irrelevant responses, and trolling. In short, clearly admin material if not for the fact that he was obviously there to have fun and not contribute in any meaningful way, as evidenced by his constant references to ''[[Fresh_Prince|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'', ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'', and ''[[Pokemon]]''. End result: a permaban and much drama. That'll do, [[troll]], that'll do... on the other hand, trolling wikipedos who think they're the "keymaster and gatekeeper" of articles is most necessary.
*The courageous protectors of Katie Couric have decided that citing [[South Park]] makes their [[butthurt]] and so it's OK to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/w/index.php?title=User_talk:87.69.176.81&diff=287041938&oldid=287022906 call people useless dicks and tell them to go fuck themselves]. To those who suffer from amnesia, [https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/1cgdy1/south-park-crap-verification here is the clip] that angered these [[faggot]]s and made them call the [[Waaaambulance]].
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Hot_dog|The discussion page for the article on Hot dogs}}'''. It's about <s>10</s> '''38''' pages long and filled with drama. About HOT DOGS.
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=wikipedia+vandalism&title=Special%3ASearch&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 Certain searches] mysteriously "failing"
*'''{{wikilink|William_Shatner's_musical_career|William Shatner's musical career}}'''
*[[John Seigenthaler Sr.]] - Exposing the Kennedy assassin.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Feces/archive1|Their pants-wetting terror of poop}}'''.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Semen|A bitchfest about an image of semen}}'''.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Child_pornography|Talk page about Child pornography}}''', their favorite subject. [[Wikipedos]] argue that the [[CP]] article needs moar CP plox. For further lulz, check out the archives.
*Wikipedia is somehow controlled by both the far right and the far left wing political parties at the same time, creating a paradox, without any lulz.
*A place to '''{{wikilink|Talk:Mudkip/Archive02#Anti-mudkip_bias|argue about discrimination against Mudkips}}''', while providing images showing how one can keep [[Mudkip]]'s fin erect.
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:LAME|WP:LAME}}''' contains a full list of Wikipedia's dumbest content disputes - including full-out edit wars over everything from the height and weight of [[Street Fighter]] characters, whether the title of [[Avril Lavigne]]'s hit single "I'm with You" should have a capitalized "W", the cup size of a female ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' character, to whether or not Daffy Duck fathered any children, and more - yes these were all real edit wars, [[srsly]].
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Songs_about_Wikipedia|A collection of fan-written songs about Wikipedia}}''', most of which are stolen from well known popular songs (ex. "Doncha' wish your Pedia was Free like Me?" - ripped off from a Pussycat Dolls single).
*What could possibly be more useful than '''{{wikilink|Category:Living_people|a nine-trillion page category comprising an alphabetical list of all Wikipedia biographies with subjects who are currently still alive?}}''' Because obviously you can't trust the individual articles themselves and so this list is bound to be more up-to-date and reliable, not to mention convenient.

==History==
[[Image:No to Wikipedia.png|thumb|right|170px|Say NO to '''Wik ipedia'''. Do not be tempted into the "encyclopedia" for the [[Poverty|poor]].]]The Wikipedia game originally began as a plot to streamline the [[plagiarism]] of college essays.

Said plot was evil, so naturally, a [[Jew]] was involved. Once the Jew realized that tricking narcissists into self-indentured servitude was an easy way to profit, he immediately began a campaign to turn all Google users into "contributors" to the full-blown cut and paste orgy of his design.

The encyclopedic aspect of Wikipedia began as a butthurt reaction to its more popular predecessor, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Over time, Wikipedia began to feature more and more interesting topics like the lives of 17th century rabbis, characteristics of the 57th termite chromosome, and Hollywood films including one or more of the ''Sesame Street'' Muppets - in other words, content with no real relevance to internet culture. It now also functions as a limited medical journal (which is useless to its contributor base) and criminal resource for retards.

TOW players, however, got a bit headstrong about the actual value of their contributions, and even the Jew conjurer himself began to think of it as the 21st Century's Library of Alexandria. Indeed, this sustains the standard ''modus operandi'' of Wikipedoes, Jews, Liberals and all who believe that re-writing pre-written facts garners respect from people who can't tell the difference and don't give a damn.
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==Progression through [[the Game]]==

{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|Pseudo-scholarship (from pseudo- + scholarship) is a work (e.g., publication, lecture) or body of work '''that is presented as, but is not, the product of rigorous and objective study or research;''' the act of producing such work; or the pretended learning upon which it is based|'''{{wikilink|Pseudo-scholarship|Do go on...}}'''
|Pseudohistory is akin to pseudoscience in that '''both forms of falsification are achieved using the methodology that purports to, but does not, adhere to the established standards of research for the given field of intellectual enquiry to which the pseudoscience claims to be a part, and which offers little or no supporting evidence for its plausibility.'''|'''{{wikilink|Pseudohistory|Tell me more...}}'''
|'''You do!''' Yes, anyone can be bold and edit an existing article or create a new one, and '''volunteers do not need to have any formal training.'''|'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Who_writes_Wikipedia%3F|"Who writes Wikipedia?"}}'''
|Wikipedia is written largely by amateurs. '''Those with expert credentials are given no additional weight.'''|*cough* [[Essjay]] *cough* '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:About#Strengths.2C_weaknesses.2C_and_article_quality_in_Wikipedia|"Strengths and Weaknesses of Wikipedia"}}''' (it doesn't say whether this is a strength or a weakness)
|In Wikipedia, verifiability means that anyone using the encyclopedia can check that the information comes from a reliable source.|So why do you pretend to be an encyclopedia, when you've admitted that you're just a link-farm?
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===How the Game Typically Progresses===
#You make edits to articles
#Your edits get reverted by [[aspie]] [[fucktard]]s
#You revert them back and they in turn revert again
#You bicker on the talk page of the article
#You whine about the aspies on the administrator noticeboards accusing them of being uncivil, they in turn accuse you of assuming bad faith
#You open a Request for Comment on their behavior
#You take them to arbitration
#Someone gets banned forever, normally the most sane person
#[[Jimbo]] profits

===Grinding===
You grind by writing articles in a concise, yet obtuse way. This is achieved by ignoring copyediting rules and flavor your material with unwarranted sesquipedalianism (If you did not have to look up this word [[you]] are probably... See! The insulting remark appeared in your head! No one even had to spell it out for you!) It was rumored that by 2020 Wikipedia:s user base will be replaced with Google Paraphrase, a software in development.

===Leveling up===
Each time someone complains to you on your user page, you have gained a level. This is easily achieved, since everything you do will yield complaint: both constructive work and vandalism.

===Player versus player===
How to go player versus player in Wikipedia.
#Remove a raw addition to an article which you easily could have fixed or replaced yourself, and which really does not do any harm. In the very least, it could be used as a pedagogical example for newcomers how an article ''not'' should be written.
#Write an essay on the talk page explaining why the addition was removed citing a lot of so called policies, guidelines and essays. Ignoring the fact that said rules, guidelines and essays was not created to stop newcomers, but to help them understand how Wikipedia works, and also was created to stop dickheads like yourself.
#Get your reversion contested.
#Initiate a voting game for how the issue should be handed.
#An administrator who is the [[judge]] in the voting games, rules in your favour despite the outcome, because he will never thwart the effort of a fellow avocation aficionado bureaucrat, despite how stupid [[you]] are.
#Run amok removing things over the whole site, citing said voting game as if Wikipedia was a court room.
#PROFIT!

===Gaining Experience Points===
*1 vandal reversion = 1 exp (a ''vandal'' is defined as an editor with a different point of view than yours)
*1 legitimate edit to a page = 2 exp
*1 article created (assuming it stays) = 20 exp
*1 Good Article = 100 exp
*1 Featured Article = 200 exp
*1 report to AIV or UAA = 5 exp
*1 page deleted via AfD = 20 exp
*1 page deleted via PROD or CSD = 10 exp
*1 support for an [[Rfa]] = 20 exp
*1 article with POV or misinformation inserted into = 100 exp
*1 user blocked as a result of drama created = 50 exp
*1 instance of getting a page blocked = Over 9000 exp

===TOW Ranks===
*Rollback > 10,000 exp
*Pending changes reviewer > 15,000 exp
*Template editor > 20,000 exp
*Administrator > 100,000 exp
*Bureaucrat > 500,000 exp
*Checkuser or Oversight > 500,000 exp

==Why it's Generally a Huge Bucket of [[Pelican Shit]]==
[[File:Wiki lolrus.jpg|thumb|Yu hav no buket becos it is not in the nuspapers!]]
[[Image:AEdunk.jpg|thumb|Encyclopædia Dramatica once again breaking its balls to 1up Wikipedia.]]
[[Image:Allthegoodnames.JPG|thumb|135px|All the good names are taken...]]
[[Image:Wikipedia article Lucas 2.5.png|right|thumb|Articles about [[memes]] aren't allowed, but things like this are???]]
{{quote|If I told you [[I Has a Bucket|I had a bucket]] and showed you the bucket, would you ask for a newspaper article to prove I had a bucket?|[[bucket Seal|210.9.136.63]] (talk) 12:53, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}{{quote|Yes. Yes, we would. That's the way it works on Wikipedia.|Jew (talk · contribs) 12:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}
Currently Wikipedia contains [[over 9000|4.8 million]] [[English]] articles, 4.8 million of which are [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] from [[ED]], [[Britain|Encyclopedia Britannica]], or [[Futa]] sites. After edits from various [[moderator|admins, editors,]] [[trolls]] and [[vandals]], only 343 articles remain at least 50% factually accurate. This leaves Wikipedia on an academic par with "[[Star Wars]]: Incredible Cross-Sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z". All reputable universities and high schools have permabanned the use of Wikipedia in academic citations.

Wikipedia has a policy that all articles in it needs a [[NPOV|neutral point of view]], but in reality it is a doublespeak that basically means "Write in a pro-[[communist]], pro-[[Israel]], pro-[[Liberalism]] view", which is the exact reverse of neutrality. No wonder all the [[SJW]]s, Jewish Activists and [[Narcissist]] power maniacs are attracted to it.

Wikipedia has a concept called WikiLove and has a policy of "[[Ass|ass-u-me]] good faith" amongst its contributors. This is a vital policy because there is no good faith among any of [[Wikipedos]], so it is necessary to at least pretend that the other guy isn't out there to be an asshole.

Wikipedia's new March 2007 rules demand that an administrator proves he has a higher (PhD) degree if he [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/12/technology/12wiki.html claims] he has one. So far that [[bullshit]] [[lie]] to the public has not been enforced.

Wikipedia has very weak armor and only a level 3 shield. Thus, they are open to a flanking attack from pretty much anybody. And since they have about eighty updates per second, it's easy for a small but fatally incorrect change to slip through unnoticed. Also, Wikipedia is quite prone to [[hivemind]], since everybody wants to be an [[admin]], and disagreeing with Wikipedia admins is an easy way to not become one.

The [[administrators]] of Wikipedia are generally open-source advocates and therefore tend to have no knowledge of how to run a successful website. They are constantly arguing with each other over how often the [[GNAA]] Wikipedia article should be nominated for [[VFD|Articles for Deletion]] section, disregarding the [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]] which prevent multiple attempts. They delete the important sites, but keep the [[bullshit]]. Like: '''{{wikilink|Fart_lighting|Fart lighting}}'''.

Actually, the only thing in which Wikipedia [[fap|beats]] [[ED]] in is a higher percentage of [[vandal]] users. For a prime example, see: [[Sceptre]].

Contributors to Wikipedia are not valued. Bimbo Wales has said that editing is a privilege, so you are not really donating your time by editing articles. Most contributions (images, text, etc.) are actually [[deleted]], and the users with the most power ([[Administrators]], Bureaucrats, etc.) contribute the least content to the site. The site is so [[shitty]] that it is pointless to try to improve it. The best way to fix it would be to just delete it and start over.

{{squote|Wikipedia is a stalking mill designed to stroke the egos of social reprobates and other fringe groups who don't belong in [[normal]] society. The people who are there long term and essentially live there for the most part fit the profiles of true sociopaths.

[[Jimbo Wales|Wales]] developed a great gaming system on Wikipedia which he uses to attract the dregs of society -- people who don't have lives are who aspire to be "famous and great" are [h]is marks and he's come up with a rat maze to lure in the stupid, lonely, and ignorant.

I've been famous and in the public eye for what now -- 15 years? I have to say, power, fame, and attribution are overrated. There's a simple wisdom is simply accepting who you are and being happy about it. None of the psychos on Wikipedia seem happy, it's a perpetual [[war]] zone and highly competitive. But what eludes all of them is the [[cheese]] at the end of the maze -- there is none -- just the smell of cheese.

Wales and his cronies just [[whore]] all of these idiots through their "Wikigame" (The site is an online gaming system essentially -- see who can get to the end as an "[[Admin]]" or "Arbitor"). Wikimedia then cashes in on everyone's hard work.

When was the last time Wales took one of his admins to get a massage in a russian house of ill repute on Wikimedia's dime? But HE DOES.

Bottom line, its a bunch of morons being used to run his business for free, while his cronies back at the Wikimedia offices cash in on everyones hard work and pay themselves 300K+ salaries per year,{{citation needed | date= July 2013}} divert and misappropriate the funds and live the good life by living in fancy hotels and eating fancy meals while the rest of the stupid schmucks live in their mom's basement or their trailer parks in New Jersey and Alabama while Wales and his cronies cash in on YOUR HARD WORK.

It's got to be the second biggest scam after [[Linux]] development. Linus Torvalds has a similar model. Let people "contribute" so they feel good about themselves, while the project and site owners rake in the [[$]][[$]][[$]].|{{archive|Vk4A4|Jeff Merkey}}'''}}
===The Never-Ending Story===
A common misconception is that "Wikipedia is never finished." Remember, each Wikipedia article you come across was forged from the blood of thousands of angsty [[teenager]]s [[edit war|edit warring]] over really important facts about the world.

The real problem with Wikipedia is the Wikipedians. From players to sysops, every member of its community is the scum of the internets - worse than spammers, worse than [[script kiddies]] and [[Nigeria|Nigerian scammers]], and worse than [[IRC]]ers. The average Wikipedia user has the '''{{wptl|122.148.180.50/Archive|intelligence of a seal}}''', and '''{{wikilink|Commons:File:Smegma_Penis02.mirrored.jpg|bathes or showers once a month}}'''.

Wikipedia is full of people with no desire to improve what it is intended for, information. Instead, they want to grow their [[e-penis]] and one day become a [[mod]].

The only way to save the Wikipedia [[MMORPG]] is to delete all usernames and only allow two players to be its administrators: [[Grawp]] and [[Willy on Wheels]]. All other accounts will be reduced to powerless IP addresses. Its' users will then continuing their bitching and pedantic arguing. [[Tosh.0|Tosh]] had the right idea: get over there and post some fucked up shit.
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===Reliability===
{{main|Mechanophilia#Legality|Mechanophilia}}
[[Image:Wikipedia-oxymoron-example.png|thumb|right|220px|Example of self-perceived reliability at Wikipedia.]]
[[Image:Wikipedia atomic bomb bias.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The good people of wikipedia handle history's most complicated issues with an opened mind and detached objectivism.]]
 
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In 2007, a variety of scandals began to surface from within Wikipedia. Mainstream news organizations began to openly discuss the common public perception that Wikipedia is "unreliable." In a sophisticated experiment, it was demonstrated googling "Wikipedia" and "unreliable" generated more than 502,000 "hits". In contrast, a similar search using "Encyclopedia Dramatica" and "unreliable" generated barely more than 300 "hits", with most of these being self-deprecating jokes of humility from Encyclopedia Dramatica editors. Thus, it was scientifically proven that Wikipedia is much, much more unreliable (see graphic). Anyone in the world can edit Wikipedia, which means you know you are getting information from the best source possible.
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====Acceptable Sources====
Wikipedia has very strict standards regarding the sources you can use when editing. The following is a list of some of the most common ones.
*[[The Guardian]]
*[[Daily Kos]]
*Huffington Post
*Junge Welt
*KCNA
*PinkPaper UK
*[[Michael Moore]] documentaries
*Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]]
*Anything by [[Noam Chomsky]]
*Some stupid [[nigger]]'s asshole
*Anything licked or stolen by [[Jews]]
Additionally, many editors simply cite obscure books that no one owns. That way, no one will ever be able to prove they're totally bullshitting.
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====Pornography====
[[Image:jwales.jpg|right|175px]]
So great is the amount of porn on Wikipedia it (almost) rivals [[ED]] - a [[fact]] made all the more pathetic by the fact ED is made by and for [[basement-dwellers]] and those with a disgusting sense of humour whereas Wikipedia is genuinely trying to educate people.[citation needed] Here is a list of the very full articles dedicating to proving that sad fact:
*<big>[[Wikipedia Porn]]</big>
*<big>[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Sex]]</big>
*<big>[[Virgin Killer]]</big> For all you Loli-lovers.
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===WP:Admins control universal truth===
{{main|The Wikipedia Jews}}
Wikipedia mods come trolling the world from the heyday of the page between retards <s>and the search results of [[Google]]</s>. Mankind has been trolled in its entirety by no more than a bunch of anal-[[rape]]d Aspies, who just log in for World Domination. Unsurprisingly, among those interested in world domination are psychological warfare experts from [[Mossad]] and the [[JIDF|JIDF,]] who relentlessly insert [[Israel|Israeli]] propaganda into every article that they can find, and ruthlessly suppress anything critical of ZOG's schemes. The magic of the Electronic Dictatorial Totalitarian Democracy, all in the name of volunteering for the [[NOT|best idea of the world for an encyclopedia]]. Long Live Wikipedia!.
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=== What is "wiki lawyering"? ===
When an administrator or an editor liked by the administrators cites policy, it's considered valid. When an unwanted user cites policy, it's "Wikilawyering" or "bludgeoning", regardless of the validity of the arguments, so it can be dismissed and tossed down the moat.

=== Inconsistently applied policy ===
Wikipedia deletion policy states subjects have no say on the deletions of their own articles.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_deletion#Non-criteria Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion § Non-criteria] (as of December 18, 2023)</ref> As so often on Wikipedia, policy is not applied consistently, making it pointless.

In this example, [[satanism|satanist]] [[Michael Aquino]] was able to request the deletion of the article about himself. [[Guy Chapman]], then an administrator, considered it a valid reason.<ref>[http://archive.today/2016.11.30-051001/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Michael_Aquino&oldid=232504731 Wikipedia:Articles for deletion / Michael Aquino (archive 2016-11-30)]</ref>

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===Hivemind===
{{main|Wikipedia Admin Gallery}}
[[Image:Wikipedia1984.gif|thumb|right|220px|A satirical GIF that [https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AWhambo_in_%2784.gif was censored by Commons' kindness brigade]. "Porn = Good. Satire = Bad."]]
[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[RMS]] loves Wikipedia. No other commentary is needed.]]

[[Wikipedophile]]s, especially [[sysops]] and recent patrollers, share a hivemind. They all think alike, act alike, and no matter how abusive a member of the hivemind is, they always support it. Those of the hivemind look like they are [[sock puppet]]s, but they actually communicate telepathically.

In 2005, like a colony of bees, the hivemind recognized that those outside the collective had their own individuality. Now they are a complete collective consciousness like the Borg and no longer believe identity exists outside the collective. To them, everyone is fake, an illusion; an actor who has no thoughts, emotions, viewpoints, etc. and must be eliminated/assimilated and until then they do it is viewed as [[trolling]]. Any expression of individuality is [[banned]] as trolling or, to use a common wikipodadminism, "disruption." See: [[Don't feed the trolls]] and '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Don't_Feed_the_Divas#How_to_deal_with_a_Wikipedia_Diva|Don't Feed the Divas}}''', especially the last sentence, which crushes what little self-esteem you may have:

<center>''"In some cases, the diva will stay retired, '''but the loss will be quickly filled by other editors who are not so high maintenance; editors for whom the goal is not self promotion and validation, but rather improvement of the project."'''''</center>

The hivemind extends outside Wikipedia as well, on those rare occasions that an admin strays onto another forum. A good way to start a [[flamewar]] with them is to hint, suggest, joke, outright state or otherwise insinuate that Wikipedia is anything less than the greatest academic achievement since the library of Alexandria.

Thus, because of the Hivemind, Wikipedia has immunized itself against any criticism. Of course, the corollary to this immunity, according to themselves, is because so many people are part of it, it can't be controlled. Due to the amount of participants, real criticism will come from inside. Yeah, that'll happen. Criticize the Hivemind at your own peril, because the Hivemind controls the power to delete your edits, to ban you, and to railroad you from social advancement (as [[SlimVirgin]] did to Gracenotes).

*When ED criticized Wikipedia, ED was site-banned in their '''{{wikilink|MediaWiki:Spam-blacklist|"spam" blacklist}}'''.
*When Wikipedia Review criticized Wikipedia, the Monkey-Fucker Cabal removed all links under some kind of definition of "no personal attacks".
*Wikipediocracy published [https://wikipediocracy.com/2013/02/26/russavia-is-scott-bibby-is-russiansafetycards/ a blog entry] about how [https://www.roger-pearse.com/weblog/2013/03/12/dishonesty-at-wikipedia-they-dont-like-it-up-em-sir/ fucked-up] Wikipedia is, and was [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki%3ASpam-blacklist&diff=543691461&oldid=542603600 stuck on the "spam blacklist"].
*"Real newspapers" like ''The Register'' criticize them, and the chant goes out "[https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/077064.html Ban them, ban them, ban them...]"
*Watch out ''New York Times'', [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/magazine/01WIKIPEDIA-t.html you're next].
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====Recent Changes Patrolling (RC Patrolling)====
{{main|Recent changes patrol}}
[[Image:Paranoid.jpg|thumb|200px|The average recent change patroller is infected by the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|USI]]-virus.]]
Why the fuck would anyone want to patrol for recent changes? The articles are usually dull. Patrolling edits on Wikipedia is [[boring]] as hell. The only reason is to [[troll]]. Cuckolded administrators delete everything believing they are cyber judges (though [[IRL]] judges at least pretend to follow a set of rules) after their wives have refused to touch their cocks. (Just kidding, 80% of the fat little bastards aren't married and never will be. Lol.) If you actually attempt to post facts on Wikipedia and an RC patroller doesn't like it, they will use any sort of retarded excuses to revert or just call it vandalism. Failing this, they will attempt to make your argument invalid through the power of [[some argue]].

RC Patrollers usually use scripts to search for specific things. They're actually very bad at catching vandalism in articles ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MONGO&diff=prev&oldid=67472921 this one] went unnoticed for 17 days and '''{{archive|h6Bfu|this}}''' went unnoticed for ''two'' years!), but very effective at finding anyone criticizing admins in talk pages where such criticism is reverted and the person banned forever. Real vandalism lingers and festers until years later, that account pisses an admin off - and it is only through [[wikistalking]] that [[Pedobear|Wikipedophiles]] are able to find [[vandalism]] at all.

Some RC Patrollers are also huge [[hypocrite]]s because they are also vandals. These [[fake editors]] include Konstable and [[Blu Aardvark]].
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====The Asperger Cancer====
{{main|Asperger's Syndrome}}
[[Image:Anders-behring-breivik_bawwww2.jpg|thumb|[[Anders Breivik]] has an edit reverted. ([https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/9209392/Anders-Behring-Breivik-my-tears-were-for-Norway.html 2012])]]
Any observant new user to Wikipedia will soon ask themselves "What's with all the running 'lists' of inane bullshit? I don't need to see a list of Russian deep fat fryer models built in 1963. Why are the administrators social misfits with little sense of wisdom or good judgement? Does Jimbo know of this [[faggotry]]?" The answer to both questions is that Wikipedia attracts [[Asperger]] zombies like flies to [[shit]].

These basement dwelling [[virgins]] have alienated millions of [[normal]] people from Wikipedia. They take out their [[asperger]] [[rage]] for their hundreds of school yard beatdowns and permanent sexual isolation on the rest of us. It is believed that many of these [[faggot]]s ''cannot even talk'' in real life. Jimbo can't stand these robots, but their problems are harnessed by Wikipedia as unpaid labor, which makes the [[profit]] for his [[hookers and blow]].

[[Asperger]] [[zombies]] are relatively easy to spot. They will be:
*[[White]], and male.
*Have their photo on their user page. Asptards have little sense of what is socially appropriate, and don't realize how '''{{wpul|H2g2bob|they come across}}'''. They mainly have '''{{wpul|J.delanoy|blank, asperger stares. This perma-virgin actually has a picture of himself with Jimbo}}'''.
*Their user page will be covered in checklists, "to do" tables, programming code, personal details, and generally look like a spreadsheet. Look at [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MBisanz&oldid=338235254 this] fucknut's older page version, before he knew ED was looking and had found the ''"I fuck on the first date kid"'' all grown up (scroll down).
*Sometimes, those on the asperger/autism spectrum will openly declare their problem. '''{{wpul|Rainbowofpeace|"Rainbowofpeace"}}''', who obsessively edits articles about discrimination, helpfully tells us how he is an autistic gay Jew with ADHD. That's a high score on the ''[[Tumblr|Oppression olympics]]''!
*Favorite subjects include [[men's rights]], which were fought over constantly on TOW from its early days, and [[GamerGate]]. Because real human females won't talk to Cheeto-gobbling pimply 300-pound fans of Tolkien and [[My Little Pony]].

{{userbox
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| info = '''This user has [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger syndrome]].
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====Notable Wikipedos====
{{main|Bureaucratic Fucks}}
*[[Ironholds]], former WP:IRC rockstar, now desysopped for [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Human_penis_size&diff=prev&oldid=46470687 vandalism] and for bringing the project into disrepute with such quotes as:
{{quote|[19:58] <Ironholds> You should however have instead taken your pen, punched a hole in her windpipe and looked on as her attempts to wave for help got increasingly feeble.}}
*[[ArbCom|GorillaWarfare]], one of his galpals
*[[Fluffernutter]], famous for her sexchats with Ironholds:
{{quote|<nowiki>19:59:11 < Fluff|laptop> you'd think he'd have figured hiow to slap asses by now, but nooo</nowiki> 
19:59:51 < tyw7> why is he slapping your ass? 
20:00:00 < Ironholds> tyw7: we're fucking 
<nowiki>20:00:02 < Fluff|laptop> why not? we DID say we're bored</nowiki>}}
*[[Tyciol]]
*[[AmericanDad86]], known for fighting everyone and being [[Gay|flamboyant]].
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=== Circumphilia - promotion of circumcision ===
[[File:Wikipedia guessing game.png|thumb|Can you guess which of these three paragraphs appeared on Wikipedia in 2022?<ref name=doesNotAffect>{{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision#Sexual_effects|20221030002924|title=Circumcision § Sexual effects - Wikipedia (October 30, 2022)}}</ref> ]]
[[file:wikipedia-benevolent-2040.png|thumb|In 2040, they will want you to forget all about it.]]

People hate what they can't have.

A significant portion of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|the people who get to decide who is allowed to edit]] had [[circumrape|the foremost part of their sexual organs cut off]] early in life, and secretly wish they had been allowed to keep it. However, they know that they can never be whole men again and own a foreskin. Therefore, all that is left to them to salvage their hurt confidence is to deny the importance of the part they are missing, the foreskin, so they can feel like they don't miss out on much and inflate their confidence.

One of the most egregious [[:category:circumphiles|circumphiles]], the [[virgin|sexless]] [[basement dweller]] [[Jayjg]], was promoted into the [[Arbitration Committee|wiki kangaroo court]] in 2005 by no one less than the founder. Why would the founder do the dirty work with his hands if basement-dwelling low lives are willing to do it for free?

As one would expect, Wikipedia transformed into a circumphile spam machine over the following years. It would not take long until other circumphiles were promoted into positions of authority: Avraham to administrator in 2006 and bureaucrat in 2009, [[James Heilman]] to administrator in 2010, and Zad68 to administrator in 2013.

Whereas Wikipedia used to mention that foreskin is "a highly sensitive part of the penis" in 2004,<ref>{{wayback|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision|20040605200550|title=Circumcision - Wikipedia (June 5, 2004)}}</ref> anything negative about circumcision was quietly purged over the years. Wikipedia even went even as far in 2022 as to claim that circumcision does not affect sensitivity at all.<ref name=doesNotAffect />

[[File:Wikipedia circumcision 2004 2022.png|thumb|center|640px]]

Because this embarrassed Wikipedia, they had to switch coping strategies in 2023 to complicated mental gymnastics: ''"Circumcision doesn't actually affect sensitivity, it's just the attitude that affects the sensitivity[[oneoneone|!!1!!1!]]"''

[[File:Mental gymnastics to justify circumcision.png|thumb|center|640px]]

Looks like they can't make up their minds.

The administrators who are not circumphiles quietly tolerate the circumphilia.

Besides, what kind of person would have a positive attitude towards having had a part of their body cut off without their approval, especially as a defenseless infant?

[[File:Age of consent for circumcision - 0.png|thumb|center|Age of consent for circumcision: Zero.]]

=== Deletion count contests ===
Some administrators compete for the highest deletion count so they can proudly show it off to their peers on their user page. To inflate their deletion count, they seek any excuse they can find to delete pages. For example:

<gallery>
File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|An administrator vengefully deletes over a hundred valid geographical articles because their author was blocked three years earlier over a minor incident.
File:Liz deletion count as of October 11th, 2023.png|Proudly presented on her user page.
</gallery>

Funnily enough, the deletion policy that would later be named ''WP:G5'', deletion of creations by an author disliked by the administrators, was a spontaneous and undiscussed invention in July 2003 by an early Wikipedia administrator, Martin Harper, who also happens to be a circumphile. This means ''WP:G5'' is a circumphile invention.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&diff=prev&oldid=1674653 Martin Harper invents what would later become WP:G5] ([http://archive.today/2021.05.28-134850/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&diff=prev&oldid=1674653 archive])</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&action=history&dir=prev&limit=1000 The early edit history of the "Circumcision" article] ([http://archive.today/2022.08.13-161256/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&action=history&dir=prev&limit=1000 archive]) shows the circumphilia of Martin Harper.</ref>

==TOW & ED==
{{main|ED vs TOW}}
''See also: [[Wikipedia_Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[ED vs TOW]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED vs. Wikipedia]]''

[[Image:ED vs Wikipedia.jpg|thumb|left|ED [[OhInternet|had]] [[Tits or GTFO|tits]], therefore [[TOW]]-[[fanboy|fans]] are [[homosexual]]. You'll notice that ED is wearing a hat with a hammer and sickle, the symbol of the glorious Soviet Union.]]
[[Image:Slanderous_WHORES.JPG|thumb|Wikipedia, not biased about ED at all.]]
[[Image:ED on TOW.jpg|thumb|We're back!]]
[[Image:44407e8f.jpg|thumb|Even as a source, they still hate us.]]

It all started one day when [[Jameth]], typing with only his [[cock|penis]], attempted to enter the [[mediacrat]] drama as a Wikipedia entry. It was '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat|discussed and denied}}'''. This act alone sparked the creation of the wiki [[you]] are reading right now. Far as you know, you chronic masturbator.

Every year, Wikipedians pretend that they are going to delete the [[Recovered|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]]. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Occasionally}}''' they do for brief intervals, mostly on the grounds of hosting the previously-deleted [[Mediacrat]] entry, but usually they [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&action=history wuss] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|out}}''' of it. The fucks tried it '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_(6th_nomination)|six times}}''' that are still visible; there were others, vanished by that pathetic anime dork Avery "Ashibaka" Morrow. He hates ED. (And it's extra-lulzy because he was also a major protector of the 4chan article, which was also subjected to endless editwars. But then he was a moderator on 4chan for a long time.....)

Have a look at the '''{{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica/Archive_1|first archive of the ED article talkpage}}'''. There were earlier ones bu the Wiki-faggots deleted them. Yes kids, Ashibaka, Sceptre and Mbisanz are whining little pussies hells yeah.

Wikipedia's steadfast refusal to host an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article has been the source of a great deal of hilarious [[drama]] on the site. Yet [[TOW]] continues to cover up any controversy associated with the topic and deny the creation of the article, even one that is unoffensive, informative, and well written. Wikipedia has articles on [[Bukkake]], [[Goatse]], [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], an extensive disambiguation page on [[dong]]s (including a page on a male [[porn]] star named '''{{wikilink|Long_Dong_Silver|"Long Dong Silver"}}'''), and [[God]] knows what else. However, they have refused to allow a page on [[ED]] simply out of spite.

Update: Last closing argument (aside from [[Sceptre]]'s faggotry):
{{squote|Encyclopedia Dramatica – Reclosing this for the second time. We have a consensus - i.e we want to see an extremely well written draft with impeccable sources before we touch this again.|Spartaz Humbug! 19:54, 3 May 2008 (UTC)}}

<center>
<big>'''[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THIS SECTION]], [[TOW]] [[Fellatio|SUCKS]] [[COCKS]]'''</big>

'''An''' {{wikilink|Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article}} '''has been up on Wikipedia, in all its lulztastic, properly sourced and cited glory since''' {{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica|at least May 2010}}.
</center>

As expected, it took only a few hours for many [[Wikipedo]]s to go into childlike tantrums, thus forcing yet another deletion review, deletion review number 57 to be exact. The topic of this deletion review is to determine the validity of sources. When the article was created, the source list was actually larger than the article itself, but this has since been trimmed down for a number of arbitrary reasons, the most prevalent being that TOW's editors are unable to live up to their own retarded rules. However, the overall consensus is that the article should stay and that anyone who says otherwise is a [[hypocrite]] who is simply [[butthurt]] over ED's treatment of [[TOW]] and its editors and fails to realize that this immature behavior will only further the problem.
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====Wikipedia's Content Vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica's Content====
*Wikipedia relies on verifiability, not truth. ED relies on the lulz, and baseless jokes don't make good satire.
*Wikipedia does not rely on primary sources, and hates academic sources. ED would post a photo from your high school yearbook if it's lulzy enough.
*Activists use Wikipedia to skew articles to try to get [[NORP]] sympathy. ED shits on everyone for the sake of cheap jokes.
*Wikipedos will argue by throwing around abbreviations. EDiots will laugh at you and mock your argument.
*Wikipedia lets shitposters like [[Ryulong]] run rampant. ED has no problem telling its own [[Girlvinyl|founder]] to fuck off.
*Wikipedia is almost always online. ED goes down every other day or some shit.
This section needs no witty dick jokes. Wikipedia is a giant punchline.
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===Tips On Vandalizing Wikpedia===
{{Main|Vandal/How-to}}
*Subtly insert false info, such as changing a person's birth date from 1970 to 1990, or insert info that is not obviously false, like: "x was a distant cousin of Bill Gates."
*Make a new account every time you vandalize, so that even if you are caught, the admin can't revert all your past vandalisms.
*Vandalize articles that are not actively watched by a lot of editors, such as biography of obscure living persons.
*Always create an informative edit summary for your edits. For extra points, make up a spiffy character set with nonbreaking spaces...
:*Examples: ▲ ʙ ɮ Ⅽ Ⅾ ∈ Ⅎ Ғ Ɠ ╠╣ℍ █ ▄█ K █▄ █▀█▀█ █▀█ ●  ℙ ☭ Ⓡℙℝ ▄█▀ ▀█▀ █▄█ ▀▄▀ █▄█▄█ ✖ 匕 ▀█▄ ● ❛❜ This will help your edits look super respectable!
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===[[Power Word|Power Words]]===
Employ the following words to increase your wiki [[bullshit|credibility]]:
*'''{{wikilink|Camel_notation|CamelCase}}''' - Sticking two words together to form the silhouette of a [[vagoo]].
*'''{{wikilink|Antisemitic_canard|Canard}}''' - some sort of Jew bird that eats fetuses and desecrates churches.
*Good faith - A codeword for the [[13 year old boy]]s for which wikipedians are on the prowl.
*[[Portmanteau]] - A sexual device used by wikipedians to have buttsecks regardless of gender or disability.
*Schism - A euphemism for a [[catfight]].
*Shoa - a mythical tale of an effeminate mustachioed hero who defeats a horde of greedy beasts.
*Admonish - To tie up and make gay manlove with the one that doesn't have complete faith in the Church of Jimbo.
*Redact - To run circles around a pole until exhaustion
*Coatrack - A maniacal stick use by wikipedians to hang their coats on.
*Disambiguation - A process whereby someone who is unsure about their sexuality undergoes painful gender reassignment surgery.
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===<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{wikilink|Template:Unblock|Unblock}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>??===
[[Image:Howtobanappeal.png|thumb|{{Unblock}<nowiki>}</nowiki> hard at work.]]
This is template you use to ask to be unblocked. After you've been blocked for no reason, you swallow your pride and ask that someone undo it. You then wait for an hour until some 15-year-old denies your request without even looking at it. Sometimes, if you insist arguing, they will block you as well from editing your user talk page, without banning you, for their own private [[wikipedo]] "[[lulz]]". At that point you can only appeal the block by email (which they will probably ignore as the jerks full of themselves they are) which can/will eventually be blocked as well.

If you get banned by an admin don't even bother using this because no matter how well-reasoned the <nowiki>{{unblock}}</nowiki> request, it always gets declined. Like <s>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:81.153.223.189&oldid=142952978 this one]</s> (dead): ''"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A TROLL M0RESCHI YOU STUPID BASTARD! AFTER WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT!"'' Clearly the person has proven their point, but the [[bureaucratic fuck|bureaucratic fucks]] are immune to reason or logic. If your request is declined, you may get a lame reason.

Whenever you edit on Tor and the node is blocked, always put an unblock message on that IP claiming it's no longer Tor. Sometimes they even get fooled. Admin said, "First time I've seen such a request where the user was telling the [[truth]]."
====Zaiger's <nowiki>{{Unblock}}</nowiki> Request====
For absolutely no good reason, ED's own [[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] was given [[ban|life with no parole in Ban L&]] by the ban-happy cockz at Wikipedia.
{{quote|You have been blocked indefinitely from editing for abuse of editing privileges|Lies}}
In one last fighting breath, Zaiger submitted an appeal using the <nowiki>{{Unblock}}</nowiki> template to try and parole out, but to no avail.
{{quote|What I see here is you trying to blame someone else for your own problems.
...that doesn't mean that you are automatically pardoned for your own bad behavior.|Wikidouches}}
Thankfully, no one cares about Zaiger.
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===Easy [[eBay]] Profits: Admin Farms===
{{main|eBay}}
[[Image:Damn furries wikipedia.jpg|thumb|410px|right|A [[wikipedophile]] put this up on Jimbo Wales's talk page to complain about [[admin abuse]] by [[furries]] in kangaroo suits (look nearly real, don't they?). Jimbo avoided the discussion with a [[banhammer|banning]].]]

While shouting "op me" is an easy way to become an op on IRC, in Wikipedia it takes a little more work (but only a little more). The purpose of becoming an admin is to sell your account on eBay. ([http://wikipediareview.com/lofiversion/index.php/t204.html 2006])
#Make a new account using dial-up or AOL, not proxies. These are the easiest ways to sock puppet and still use your other accounts for things like removing inaccuracies from Wikipedia.
#Create a user page so you look legit. The easy way is to fill it with [[userboxes]] until it looks like ribbons on a third-world military dictator. If you just copy somebody else's userpage, you will get caught. Then write up a fake bio that says, "Hi I'm only 12 and want to be an admin some day." Most admins on Wikipedia are too young to grow pubes, so you have to be in their age group. They never vote for anyone old enough to date.
#Don't question anything. Behave like a robot. Get one of those anti-vandal scripts and have it auto-revert while you sleep. Always revert: (1) Someone who reverts an admin—if you're lucky you'll occasionally beat somebody else to this (2) IP address users—because these are all vandals and sockpuppets (3) New contributors—because they don't understand Wikipedia (4) Anyone who has ever been banned before, even for an hour, because they're permanently shitlisted. Now don't worry about wrongly reverting any of these people, it happens all the time. Just say it was a mistake. No one in charge likes these people anyway. Learn the abbreviations for policy pages like WP:NPOV and WP:NOT and use them in your edit summaries. Nobody will care whether your usage makes sense. On talk pages, if someone asks a question, tell them that their statement is original research, speculation, and that Wikipedia is not a forum. Act like it is serious business.
#After a few hundred fake edits, go to the [[VFD|articles for deletion]] every day.
#Next, go to votes for adminship; always vote to support, so those people will vote to support you. This should be obvious. Admins like people who support admins and hate those who are critical of admins.
#When you reach 4,000 edits, go to ''requests for adminship'' and nominate yourself: Poof! you're an admin!!!
#Then go to eBay and auction it. Make sure the reserve price is over $1,000 so you don't sell it cheap.
#Until the auction ends, don't just do nothing or they'll know it's an eBay sale. Use the account for things like POV-pushing, banning any of the four shitlisted types you used to only revert (by any, I mean every user you can find). But if you're too busy, just find someone complaining about admins and ban them forever and lock their talk page; actually you have to do this at least once every day, or else somebody will think the admin account was hacked.

'''If you want to keep your account and not sell it:'''
#Get a life.
#If that fails, do the most respected admin activity, encourage vandalism. Vandalism is the only way you can justify your job. If there weren't so many vandals, there would be 4 admins. So get your script out and just ban randomly. Be sure to lock the user's talk page. If you see the user come back on, hide what they write and explain that they are a "sockpuppeting troll", ban them forever, and lock their talk page.
#Don't bother fighting vandals now. You've got the equivalent of a government job: you can't get fired, only transferred. Become a copycat of Willy on Wheels and you'll only get a new account.

'''Fun activities to do as admin:'''
#Mess with the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:MediaWiki_namespace|MediaWiki namespace}}'''.
#Ban other admins for [[lulz]].
#Replace Wikipedia articles with ED ones. It improves accuracy.
#Unban all the [[Willy on Wheels]] accounts. Or just clear the entire ban list.
#[[Goatse]] the Main Page.

===Heroes===
[[Image:Yourmission.jpg|frame|When dealing with [[Willy on Wheels]], it is [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines|Wikipedia policy]] to take it seriously.]]

All over [[teh internets]], people complain about the bad things of Wikipedia; that they're all child molesters, Homeland Security agents, Zionist propagandists, furries, Jimbo Wales' alter ego is [[GreenRaeper]] (founder of [[WikiFur]]), how official policy permits admin abuse "[[is not a bug, it's a feature]]", and that there are news articles constantly on how they make [[snuff]] films with young boys. But nobody notices the heroes of the site:
*[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]].
*[[Don Murphy]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]]
*Señor Pelican Shit - /b/rave soldier who researched and documented [[Pelican Shit]] to a new level, a serious concern still affecting Wikipedia.
*Autofellatio Professor - Helped many people '''{{wikilink|Commons:File:Autofellatio_2.jpg|Autofellatio_2.jpg}}'''.
*[[Publicgirluk]] uploaded some pictures of herself to illustrate relevant articles and got called a troll by the master [[wikipedo]] wealthy pornographer for her trouble.
*THE MOTHERFUCKING JUGGERNAUT BITCH!! reputed for massive AOL autoblocks.
*[[Blu Aardvark|Jew Aardvark]] Wikipedia Jews masturbate to his photos.
*Squidward, the fastest vandal west of the Mississippi, known for harvesting more open [[proxies]], creatin more sockpuppets than Bomis has porn. He is king gypsy who lives in [[Chicago]] by the lake. He hates Antandrus, Avraham & others <s>[http://antandrus.tripod.com/ as proved by his crappy website</s> (lol down)]. The Wikipedia Jews are always on the lookout to raep him. Slap that foreskin, homes.
*'''{{wpul|Hephaestos|Mike Garcia}}''' - high class of vandalism since 2003 (get a life!) <blockquote>''"He is currently one of Wikipedia's most promising vandals. He appears to be persistent, creative, and knows to vandalize pages that will be seen by many people. One day, he may even be considered in a class along with the great Willy on Wheels, but he will need to "diversify" his vandalism before this can happen. Almost all of his vandalism has been to the English Wikipedia; a good piece of advice to him would be to start attacking admins' user pages on some of the foreign language Wikis. His recent vandalism of the [[Wookieepedia]] shows that he has begun this diversification process already. Mike, you possess a great deal of talent; the sky's the limit for you!"''</blockquote>
*[[Cplot]]--500 [[sockpuppets]] and counting, clowns!
*[[Professor Tim Pierce]] teaches his students how to make the most of a wiki.
*Wikipedia Is [[Communism]].
*That guy who wrote [[Hyldenism]].
*[[Grawp]]
*Avril Troll
*Anybody who has earned a spot '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:List_of_banned_users|here}}'''. (Note that the top list expose the wrath actions from the King himself, to spread fear among vassals)
*Undercover users from here, allied sites.
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Hagger]]
*[[ByAppointmentTo]]
*[[hipcrime]]
*[[Anonymous]] member of [[ArbCom]] who [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2832 whipped Wikipediocracy into a fury] when he ''"tried to hack into the site"'' by means of [http://wikipediocracy.com:2082/ following] a [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/account/cpanel redirect] from his control panel to the site's host where he asked for the domain [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/forgot password to be reset]. They were thinking about calling the FBI!

==Wikipedia IRC==
{{main|Freenode}}
The Wikipedia [[IRC]] chat is a fun place to watch [[Wikipedophile]]s discuss criticism of the project while banning the critics, although a more likely discussion will involve eating Christian babies, banning other users to get their rocks off. A fun way to troll Wikipedia IRC channels is to announce that you are logging the channel. For some reason, Wikimediots raise strong objections to the [[GNAA|publication of chat logs]], so be sure to do it often. Just like [[Daniel Brandt]].

And whatever you do, DO NOT LAUGH AT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA.

===Lulzy IRC===
====One:====
<Slowking_Man> DCC SEND exploit = kline
<-- Slowking_Man has quit (Killed by Rez (This connection has violated network policy.))
<-- WikiTeke has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- CXI has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- CakeProphet has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- Poore5 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

====The only thing remotely funny ever from #wikipedia====
<pre><VegaDark> what's that one disorder called when a person looks like a kid all their life
<mavhk> VegaDark: infant death
</pre>

==Summation==
Generally speaking, Wikipedia is the compendium of all human knowledge, both true and false. Except of course where groups (i.e. [[Furluminati]], [[The Wikipedia Jews]]) go around turning arrays of articles into propaganda and bullshit.

Contrast:
*"Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit." - Wikipedia front page.
*"[Wikipedia] is not a place where people have the inherent right to edit" - Jimbo Wales, October 29, 2007. ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370&oldid=168329048#Public_apology Source])

==Gallery==
{{cg|Wikipedia|wikigallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Wikipediababy.jpg|Some people never learn.
File:"wikipedia delenda est" - weev.png
File:Wikiwank - terraforming venus.png|Edited by lonely spergs, you say?
File:That_time_Wikipedia_considered_memory-holing_c._m._killings.png|100 million people died from communist mass killings? Nah, who cares?
File:Never forget what they wanted us to believe - Wikipedia 2022.png|Never forget what they wanted us to believe.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barack obama ns.jpg|Wikipedia is [[racist]]!
Image:George bush bdi.jpg|If wikipedia says so...
Image:Brokenwikipedia.JPG|breaking the format is always fun.
Image:Wikipedia Spanking.jpeg|Typical Wikipedia Articles
Image:SillyWikipedo.jpg|Sometimes it doesn't need to be vandalized.
Image:Typicalwikipedia.jpg|Another classic of pedantic [[Metzizah b’peh|pedophilic]] Jew-oriented gobbledygook
Image:Trolledwiki.PNG|An example of Wikipedia being trolled
Image:WWII_cite_source.png|Citation or it didn't happen.
Image:Whatusuallywikipedialookslike.jpg|What Wikipedia usually looks like.
Image:wikiblock.jpeg|Many ED users are familiar with this page.
Image:Wikifail.PNG|An example of Wikipedia's [[bullshit|superior intelligence]].
Image:wikipediacontent.jpg|Breakdown of Wikipedia content
Image:BNB rules.jpg|Standard Wikipedia policy
Image:Historian.png|Typical Wikipedia user. Note the [[unix beard]]
Image:Angelislulz.JPG|What happens when the Wiki main page isnt protected.....again.
Image:wikipediaattack.jpg|Proof that Wikipedia is full of [[Jews]] and [[Pedophiles]].
Image:Wikipe-tan sockpuppet show.png|[[Wikipe-tan]] is sooooooooo [[kawaii]] [[desu]]! [[^_^|^O^]]
Image:MarkOfAWitch.jpg|unfunny vandalism is not reverted
Image:Lulz_Wikipedia_Donation.JPG|[[Anonymous]] Japanese hit back at racist Wikipedia.
Image:TOW racism1.PNG|[[TOW]] demonstrating their strict gb2nigger policy.
Image:Wikipedia Return to The Kitchen.jpg
Image:Jimbo and Wikipe-tan.jpg| [[Jimbo Wales|Jimbo]] loves [[loli]].
Image:Iluvdrawing.jpg|Wikipedia [[retard|love the mentally challenged]].
Image:Wikipediavirusgames.jpg|[[Cat girl]] [[wikipedos]] invade [[World of Warcraft|MMOs]]! next they e-[[rape]] kidz!
Image:Ned Scott Wikipedia professionalism.png|A genuine beacon of [[e-penis|professionalism]]. Unless you're a [[fucktard|holier-than-thou pretentious asshole]], i.e. 99.9994% of all Wikipedian regulars.
Image:Stfuned.jpg|Professionalism thrown back.
File:911 Wiki Vandal.png
Image:TOW_Motivational_Poster.jpg|'''TOW's''' Mission Statement.
Image:Wikijudaism.png|Revered the world over as an accurate, objective source of knowledge.
Image:Wikipedia_admin.jpg|Good for a [[banhammer|perma-ban]] anytime!
Image:YouHaveTwoCowsWikipediaStyle.jpg|Proof that [[Wikipedos]] are drawhores.
Image:Egg.jpg|This is your brain on Wikipedia
Image:Blocked per Linda Mack.JPG|Say the magic words and it's banhammer time!
Image:DocWPNOR.jpg|You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
File:Wikipedialiberals.jpg|Wikipedia has a leftist bias.
Image:Wikipron.jpg|The hottest pron on Wikipedia!
Image:Comparison.jpg|Reliability comparison.
Image:Blackpeopleshouldntbeallowedtovote.png
Image:Hodgemanssf.jpg|The book version of TOW, in addition to being the best thing ever.
Image:Chucknorrisgg1.jpg|Epic Edit!
Image:wikitalklulz.JPG|Editing often leads to sensible discussion on TOW.
Image:Evenwikisays.jpg|Pool's Closed, it are a fact. I read it on Wiki.
Image:Mudkipswiki.JPG|
Image:Wikirule.gif|Masters of their domain.
Image:Barnstarwikip.jpg|Some wikipedia users will do anything for a barnstar.
Image:TOW_originality.JPG|TOW [[divide by zero|implodes on its intellectual property]]
Image:4chanwiki.jpg|Acknowledged by the WikiJews
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Wikipedia sucks cocks
Image:Poundcake.jpg|Wikipedia style guide for esoteric topics
Image:Wiki-Pedos.PNG|Proof that Wikipedia is ran by Paedophiles
Image:Username removed.gif|[[Grawp]], whose username is removed, and then the "username removed" label is struck out for extra effectiveness.
Image:Wikilulz.png|Wikipedia at its best.
Image:Just like wikipedia.jpg|Just like Wikipedia, only 2 out of every 40 "women" are actually female.
Image:EditBragg.jpg|Now [[you]] can make shit up about Pulitzer Prize winning writers - who also make shit up!
Image:BarrackGoebells.JPG|The new president is a black nazi!!!
Image:Cumshotbush.JPG|YES, THATS A CUMSHOT!
Image:Putin.jpg|The russian President
Image:Wikipedia donate amount.jpg|Any penny donation is appreciated
Image:Wikidonationplea.jpg|Nothing is obvious for Wikipedians
Image:Racistgoogle.png
Image:Wikitroll.jpg
Image:Wikihentai.jpg| A 'Quality Image' according to Wikipedia
Image:Wikipedia_Recent_Changes_Spam_Spamming.png | lrn2/wiki newfags
Image:Wikipedia_-_The_Wikipediatrician.jpg|The Wikipediatrician
Image:Wikipedia_-_Your_One_Stop_Research_Stop.jpg
Image:Wiki-deathstar.png
Image:WIKIPEDIA DONATION BANNER SCREENSHOT IRONIC.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA WIKIPE-TAN.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA STEAMER PIX REQUEST.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA KANGAROO USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.jpg
File:Wikipediaredirectjews.PNG
File:Wikipedialulz.jpg
File:WikipediaNeutralPOV.jpg
File:Wikiwrong.jpg
File:Juno2.png|Wikipedia is about imparting information about important topics!
File:Wikipedia article glenn campbell time i get to phoenix math.png|Cool story, bro
File:Wikipedia feminist propaganda campaign.png|Now imagine how many propaganda teams '''don't''' advertise
File:Wikipedia edit-a-thon hispanic heritage month 2017.jpg|And another!
Image:Gwash.png|Classic. Wikipedia controls Google.
Image:Jackson is dead.jpg|[[Michael Jackson|MJ]] is dead even on Wikipedia.
Image:Wikipedia-lolcat.jpg|[[Redundant|Why Wikipedia is full of shit.]]
Image:Wikipedia cat.jpg|Why the rest of the internet is full of shit.
Image:Wikiwar.jpg|Mychael Styne will boom us all.
Image:Anon loves wikipedia.png|[[Anonymous]] loves Wikipedia.
Image:Waisted.jpg|Anonymous is also a wasted idiot.
Image:Wikibonk.jpg|Finally, Anonymous bonk.
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'''DONATION TIME!'''

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==See also==
[[File:Wikipedia demoralization.png|right|thumb|280px|The TL;DR version of this article]]
[[Wikimania]]
*[[Arbitration Committee]]
*[[SuperMemo|Brain (How to funnel all of Wikipedia into your -)]]
*[[CHILDPROTECT]]

*[[ED vs TOW]]
*[[Edit war]]
*[[Hack|Justification (Irrelevance of)]]
*[[Metapedia]]
*[[Poop.mov]]
*[[Racism]]
*[[Psycho|Rulesfag]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Corruption|System (Global)]]
*[[Wikiwarfare|Warfare (Inter-wiki)]]
*'''Wikis (Other)'''
**[[Conservapedia]]
**[[Illogicopedia]]
**[[Metapedia]]
**[[Uncyclopedia]]
**[[Wikifur]]
*'''Wikipedia'''
**[[Vandal#How_to_Become_a_Wikipedia_Vandal|How to properly vandalize -]]
**[[List of deceased Wikipedians|Users (Deceased)]]
**[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|Administrators (Gallery of)]]
**[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins|Admins (Heterosexual)]]
**[[Wikipedia/Jokes|Humor (Delusion)]]
**[[WP:You have no rights|Your rights (Users)]]

===Villains===
*'''[[Breitbart]] - officially [[No shit|an unreliable source,]] as of [[Last Thursday|October 2018]]
*'''[[The Daily Mail|Daily Mail, the]] - due to Jewbo spooning ''[[The Guardian]]''
**'''For a full rundown see: [[WP:DAILYMAIL]]
*'''[[MONGO]]'''
*'''[[Scientology]]

===Supreme Assholes===
*'''[[Science Apologist]]''' - sworn enemy of [[Davkal]]. Occasionally masturbates to [[science|physics textbooks]].
*'''[[Davkal]]''' - sworn enemy of [[Science Apologist]]. Believes aliens and ghosts control the [[Government]].

==External links==
* [http://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Punjab_(Pakistan)&action=history On Wiki-PEDO-ia it's ok to rape and marry little girls, especially Christian girls, especially in Punjab, Pakistan!!!]
* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx]
*[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224 The CIA is among Wikipedia's most prolific editors] (Archived: {{archive|56bdL|1}} {{wayback|http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Facebook|The Faces of Wikipedia users}}''' (98 percent men, 2 percent squirrels) (Archived: {{archive|7awXF|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Facebook|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents|TOW Admin Noticeboard}}''': Your front-row seat at the freak show
**'''{{wikilink|Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|How the Jew Wikipedia describes its own CP scandal}}''' (Archived: {{archive|ydvBE|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|title=2}})
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html ALL Universities, colleges, schools must ban wikipedia] (Archived: {{archive|8VojN|1}} {{wayback|http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html|title=2}})
*[http://www.wikipediareview.com/ The Wikipedia Review] - Anti-Wikipedia message board, nearly died in 2012
*[https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy] – The primary Wikipedia criticism website at present. Like it or suck it.
*'''{{archive|GHgD9|Wikipedia: A Techno-Cult of Ignorance}}'''
*[https://www.theregister.com/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem?page=2 Another “flattering” review] for Wikipedia (Archived: {{archive|ZWQKf|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem/page1.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.theonion.com/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-independence-1819568571 "Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence"] (Archived: {{archive|OPcRp|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theonion.com/articles/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-indepen,2007/|title=2}})
*[http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy] (the true story of [[SlimVirgin]]) (Archived: {{archive|6l25|1}} {{wayback|http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Template:Smile|Send a wiki pedo-smile}}'''
*[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff One of the many unspeakable things that wikipedos fap to] (Archived: {{archive|JApyK|1}} {{wayback|https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff|title=2}})
*[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47-000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9 Meet the 'pedo who has made 47,000 minor corrections of the same grammatical error.] - He insists he has 'a life' (Archived: {{archive|v4kF|1}} {{wayback|http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9|title=2}})
*{{archive|http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/*|Wikipedia Watch}} - Daniel Brandt's true criticisms!!!
*[https://www.avclub.com/the-scandal-of-olivia-newton-john-12-surprisingly-cont-1798214001 "12 surprisingly controversial Wikipedia pages"] - not surprising, if you know how Wikipedos think (Archived: {{archive|StgP8|1}} {{wayback|http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-scandal-of-olivia-newtonjohn-12-surprisingly-c,2201/|title=2}})
*'''A Criticism of the Wikipedia''' - a critical examination of Wikipedia by a [[B&|former]] [[Pervert|user]] Lir (Archives only: {{archive|DDjKo|1}} {{wayback|http://www.kapitalism.net/thoughts/wikipedia.htm|title=2}})
*<s>[http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Len Osanic vs. Wikipedia]</s> (dead) a case study of the edit wars surrounding [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] assassination [[Truth|conspiracy]] [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|figure]] L. Fletcher Prouty (Archived: {{archive|iSSWY|1}} {{wayback|http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia|20200111065117|title=2}})
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Wikimedia Foundation

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! colspan=2 align="center" style="font-size: larger; background-color: lightsteelblue;"|'''Wikimedia Foundation'''
مؤسسة ويكيميديا
|-
| colspan="2" style="padding-bottom:1em;text-align:center;" |[[Image:Wikimedia-logo.svg.png|100px]]
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Operational'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 2003-present
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Address'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 149 New Montgomery Street San Francisco, CA 94105
|-style="vertical=align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Led by'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Chief Turd [[Jimbo Wales]], Special Needs Kammendatessa [[hipster|Lila Tretikov]] (lol [https://www.vice.com/en/article/bmvnam/wikimedia-foundation-executive-director-lila-tretikov-resigns]), Master of Bratwurst Shits [[Erik Möller]] (lol canned)
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Active region(s)'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Internet]]
Global
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Ideology'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Open source]], [[The Internet is serious business]]
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Status'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Fraudulent charity
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''[[Website]]'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [https://wikimediafoundation.org/ wikimediafoundation.org]
|}

'''''The nonprofit Wikimedia Foundation provides the essential infrastructure for free knowledge they invent. WMF hosts Wikipedia, the censored, messed up online "free encyclopedia". It is created, edited and verified by wikipsycho volunteers around the world, as well as many other vital community BS Projects. All of which is made possible thanks to donations from individuals they screw. They welcome anyone who shares their [[wikipedo]] visions to join them in collecting and sharing knowledge that fully represents wikiscum<ref> senior administrator encyclopetey confirmed: en.wikisource.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Antandrus&diff=9196051&oldid=5153613!</ref> diversity but zero human dignity<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2595420&diff=prev&oldid=2196966846 https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. THE WIKIMOTTO: FUCK YOU, THANX & COME AGAIN!!! WE JUST WANT YOUR MONEY, BITCH!

The '''Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.''' ('''WMF = Wikimedia Foundation Misinformation Disinformation... 21st century greatest "intelligence" failure<ref>https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Homosexuality&diff=prev&oldid=3070401,</ref>''') is an alleged charity, neo Nazi, [[Nazi]] sauerkraut factory located in [[San Francisco]], [[California]], at the corner of Turd and Taylor. But it is in fact a criminal front organization for a global [[terrorist]] [[conspiracy]] rivaling Islamic State, [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Scientology]], and the [[Furluminati]]. Although it is physically located in California, it is chartered under the laws of [[Florida]] for the purpose of [[tax]] fraud and [[Centipede filled vagina|vaginal grip-strength testing]]. The Wikimedia Foundation is the tax-exempt cover agency for Wikipedia. The Wikimedia Foundation thinks they are the center of worldwide knowledge on the internet, which we all know is untrue because that position has been filled by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

According to the [[Internet Watch Foundation]], the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across [[Web 2.0]]. Its leader, the outlaw war-pussy Jimmy Wales, known to his [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|fanatical followers]] as "[[Jimbo]]," or "[[Jewbo]]" have defrauded gullible donors for billions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake "[[The child in Africa|child in Africa]]." They never stop begging for money. To cover up their illegal activities Wikimedia now has a special post office box in Washington DC to collect money from perverted Wikipedos. Other purposes for the WMF include sausage manufacturing and insertion, plus the smuggling of fat ugly [[Russian]] hookers into the Tenderloin. Many slorgs are kept in vats of puke in the basement, and [[your mom]] lives in the penthouse with a baby elephant covered in [[penises]].

==Overview==
[[Image:wmfarmory.png|thumb|WMF's Sieg-Heil-quarters, also the central warehouse facility for their massive collection of 4-foot-long black dildos and Ayn Rand novels.]]
As shown below, WMF is the [[mother]] of everything related to Jimbo Wales' cash cows and [[Diaper Boy|diaper]] laundromats spawning a number of greasy lard-ass tentacles, such as:

*[[Wikimedia Commons]]: created by micro-Hitler [[Erik Möller]] in 2004, where wikipedos keep all the multimedia files they have stolen from the internets throughout the years, which they call "free content" material. Not to mention thousands of photos of their own tiny little genitals.
*[[Wiktionary]]: betcha didn't know they had a dictionary. Neither do they.
*[https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikiquote]: full of material stolen directly from ''Bartlett's'' and other websites. Loves Douglas Adams.
*[[Wikiversity]]: Jimbo's attempt to infest [[college|academia]], dying since 2011.
*[https://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikinews]: just like [[Faux News]] but dumber and screamier, completely incompetent management, and dying since 2011. It's main editor, uhhh... I mean, it's only contributor is a loser with no life PI Zero.
*[https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikibooks]: allegedly a collection of free textbooks, available under the [[GFDL]] license. Wikibooks includes [[Childlove|Wikijunior]] and piles of utter trivial shit material no one in their right mind would put on paper. Also dying since 2011.
*[[Uncyclopedia]]: the ''magnum opus'' of boredom, [[stupidity]] and everything [[unfunny]]. People will claim that Uncyclopedia, the most tedious "comedy site" in history, has no connection to Wikipedia. That would be wrong: Uncyclopedia is hosted by Jimbo's company [[Wikia]] and is infested with Wikipedians.
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Simple Wikipedia]: a special place for special ESL morons.
*And other [[TOW|shit]]. Including Wikipedias in 288 languages, most of which are basically "dead" projects. It costs almost nothing to host these minor projects, because English Wikipedia (and Commons, as the image repository) gets the greatest share of traffic. Everything else the WMF does is an afterthought, usually created to make them look "more important" and more "charity-ish".

== Diagram ==
 
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==Fundraising==
[[File:Sue and WMF staffers drink champagne with dollar bills.jpg|thumb|The usual day at the WMFOffice/wikioffice... getting wikidrunk and celebrating stolen money from fooled donors<ref>https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/annualreport/2022-annual-report/donors/</ref>...]]
The Wikimedia Foundation has amassed <s>$42 million</s> <s>$55 million</s> '''$75 million''' in donations[https://donate.wikimedia.org/wiki/Ways_to_Give] from pimply nerds who believe their donations go towards keeping the servers going'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Contact_us/Donors|}}''' and regular maintenance stuff. But the fact is, these donations are wasted on horribly mismanaged software development initiatives and outreach work, much of it designed to close the [[gendergap]]. Apparently, someone counted how many chicks there are in the Wikipedia community, despite the fact that the Wikipedia community is obsessed with gender anonymity and riddled with trannies and intersex people like Wikimedia's pothead [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou]. The result of this totally accurate scientific study was that the Wikipedia community is full of sexually disoriented men![https://www.dailydot.com/irl/wikipedia-gender-gap-discussion/] Because women can not wrap their delicate little womanheads around wiki-markup, Wikipedia has condescendingly awarded them the gift of the VisualEditurd... their punishment for not being in the kitchen.

Why do people keep on giving, even though the Wikimedia Foundation has too much money already? Simple, really. Participants in this scam claim that the Wikimedia Foundation is poor.

{{quote|1=Mr Gerard joked that due to the site's limited financial resources, some of its infrastructure relied on "gaffer tape and string".|2=The [[BBC]]|3=who are [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19148151 easily fooled]}}

{{quote|1=Here's why it hasn't happened: We're poor. It's that simple. We don't have a lot of money to pay large teams of app developers.|2='''{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}'''|3=[https://www.quora.com/Wikipedia-for-Mobile/Why-is-the-Wikipedia-iOS-app-so-bad lying through his teeth] about why the Wikipedia app for [[Apple|iOS devices]] is so bad}}

Thank goodness these donors are getting their money's worth:
{{squote|“The Foundation has a miserable cost/benefit ratio and for years now has spent millions on software development without producing anything that actually works; the feeling is that the whole operation is held together with the goodwill of its volunteers and the more stupid Foundation managers are seriously hacking them off”}}

== FAQ on WMF ==
[[Image:Wikijunior pet.JPG|thumb|125px|[[Pedobear|Wikijunior pet]].]]
*'''What is the mission of the Foundation ?'''

The mission of the WMF is to empower Jimbo Wales and his henchmen (particularly the [[Wikipedia Jews]] and oddly the [[Mormon]]s), by collecting [[NPOV|carefully chosen information]] under a [[lie|free content license]], and to disseminate it globally, according to the [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion]].

*'''Is WMF a charity?'''
Sorta. In the same way that the [[Scientology|Church of Scientology]] could be considered a charity.

*'''Which projects do they support?'''
**Jimbo Wales' washing machine '''{{archive|SW4bn|}}'''.
**[[Role-playing]] games
**General racketeering
**Shitty broken extensions like [[MoodBar]], [[wikipedia:WP:VE|VisualEditor]] and [[wikipedia:WP:FLOW|Flow]]

*'''Where does the money come from?'''

Through donations of [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/Archive:Press_releases/Khosla_Gift retarded philanthropists], who have no clue that Jimbo spends their money on whores and Mad Dog 20/20. [https://www.smh.com.au/technology/wikipedias-jimmy-wales-accused-of-expenses-rort-20080305-gds3ve.html] Oh, and also from, er, "private benefactors". [https://wikimediafoundation.org/support/benefactors/] Some of whom are allowed to edit their own Wikipedia articles, because Jimbo wuv them.

*'''Does WMF have audited financial statements?'''
Yes. Their auditor is KPMG. KPMG is the premier accounting firm when it comes to creating tax shelters and inventing the newest tax evasion schemes. They are currently facing thousands of lawsuits from investors, bankrupt corporations and state and local governments, not to mention huge bills for meth and Ecstasy. Plus, Wikipedia being as corrupt as it is, KPMG is allowed to edit their own Wikipedia article. Badly. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KPMG#Controversies]

*'''Does WMF files a tax return?'''
Yes. KPMG prepares it. You can access their tax return for free at guidestar.org - just register and a minute later you will have a template to create a non-profit scam. To create a bank holding company and apply for TARP funding - visit fdic.gov - detailed instructions provided. If you are too lazy to register and see Wikimedia foundation's tax return - here is a summary of the most important details, processed for extra lulz and ''accuracy'':

*Revenue: <s>$6,500,000 (donations and the like)</s> '''$42 million in 2012 and $55 mill in 2014'''

*Expenses: $~2,500,000 (actual hosting costs)

*Scam fees: $1,500,000 (auditors fee to keep the scam going)

*Profit for <s>owners</s> embezzlers and parasites: $FUCKTON

*Lila's salary: $ 280,000

*Möller's butt plugs $ 180,000

*Wikipedia's Admins: $ 0

*You: $ 0

*Jimbo's salary: $ Jimbo is paid in Russian hookers and glow-in-the-dark broken condoms

== Some of the butt-faces and former butt-faces at the Wikimedia Foundation ==
What you might notice about all the following faces is that they are almost all white. What you might not know is that each of these white faces has been replaced with [[immigrants|H1B visa holders]] of varying shades of brown. The toppest positions are still held by whitey, but the Foundation has followed in the footsteps of many in the [[San Francisco Bay Area|Silicon Valley]] and [[nothing of value was lost|dumped these struggling honkeys]].

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Image:Capt Wales.jpg|Jimmy Wales, Con Man, [[Liar|Sole Founder]] of [[TOW]].
File:Philippe Beaudette crop.jpeg|'''{{wpcl|Philippe_(WMF)|Philippe Beaudette}}''', resigned for unstated health reasons
File:Mako sexy.jpg|'''{{wpcl|Benjamin_Mako_Hill|Mako}}''' when he was still sexy
File:Ting Chen.jpg|[[Azn|New Chairman]] Grorious Hi Supreme Reader Ting Chen (lol quit)
File:Stu West.jpg|Stu West, underpants gnome, installed by Marc Andreessen as his spy. Quit in 2015 becuz [[lulz]].
File:Samuel Klein.jpg|Samuel Klein, whore wrangler
File:Jan-Bart de Vreede.jpg|Jan-Bart de Vreede, batshit insane, runs hosting company in Netherlands that WMF uses
File:Kat Walsh.jpg|Kat Walsh, Wikimedian, who [[Ironholds]] '''{{archive|NWWY7#selection-433.1-453.42|likes to pin to the wall}}'''
File:Arne Klempert.jpg|Arne Klempert (LOL TOSSED)
File:Matt Halprin.jpg|Matt Halprin, spy sent by Pierre Omidyar (Lol gone 2013)
File:Bishakha Datta.jpg|Bishakha Datta, token Indian
File:Phoebe Ayers.jpg|Phoebe Ayers, BA in Engrish literature, a librarian who wants to destroy libraries and replace them with Wikipedia
Image:Anthere.gif|[[Florence Devouard|Florence Nibart-Devouard]], deposed chair '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Joady Lohr.jpg|'''{{wpul|Joady_Lohr|Joady Lohr}}''', the idiot responsible for hiring these people
File:Steven Walling and hen.jpg|'''{{wpul|Steven_(WMF)|Steven}}''', "product manager" '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Jorm will watch as you helplessly struggle to find a better online encyclopedia.jpg|'''{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}''' would like your donations plz (LOL HISTORY)
File:Jorm ED.png|On second thought, Jorm proposes a vastly superior use of your money. '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Oliver Keyes.jpg|[[Ironholds]], disgraced former Wikipedia sysop, now employed by the WMF (LOL quit in disgust 2016}
File:Wikipedia aspie tattoos.jpg|These tattoos might as well say 'I will never meet a woman'
File:Sue and WMF Staffers drinking champagne 2013-03-08.jpg|WMF waves to that African kid Jimbo won't shut up about
File:That child in Africa is now a Wikipedian.jpg|[[The child in Africa]] is all grown up and has [[slave|an unpaid position]] at the Foundation
File:Deskana fapfapfap.jpg|Donkey-dicked Deskana, aka Dan Garry, Master of Pokemons
File:Steven Zhang barnstar tattoo.jpg|Wikipedia tattoos are always an excellent life decision
File:Ryan Kaldari.jpg|Ryan Corbett Smith, aka '''{{wpcl|Kaldari}}''' and '''{{wpcl|Ryan_Kaldari|Ryan Kaldari}}'''. The latest in a series of Foundation employees to be desysopped in disgrace. It was [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4141 discovered] he operates <s>[http://snuffster.com a site dedicated to mocking dead children]</s> (site gutted after his faggotry was exposed) after he accused a contributor of making fun of the [[deceased Wikipedians#Jackson Peebles|suicide of a Wikipedian]].'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive831#Sock_puppetry_by_an_admin|1}}''' '''{{wptl|Jimbo_Wales/Archive_158#Thought_you_should_know|2}}''' [https://www.dailydot.com/debug/wikipedia-sockpuppet-ryan-kaldari/ 3]
File:Sarah Stierch (WMF).jpg|'''{{wpcl|SarahStierch|Sarah Stierch}}''', whose salary from the Foundation was so low that she had to take a paid editing gig, which embarrassed the Jimbo, so she was fired. It turns out that Stierch was making much less than the male employees of the Foundation. '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Brett Gibbs.jpg|[https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bgibbs_(WMF)_photo.jpg Brett Gibbs], aka '''{{wpcl|Pine}}'''. BFF with missing-dong collector '''{{wpcl|Dcoetzee}}''', left 2015; after only 3 months in his "job"
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== See also ==
[[wikimania]]
*[[Angela Beesley]]
*[[Tentacle rape]]
*[[Erik Möller]]
*[[Ironholds]]

== External Links ==
* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]
* [https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx -Approved by Jewbo Wales's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice!!!]
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/ Wikimedia]
*[https://mashable.com/archive/wikimedia-foundation WMF goes to Africa]
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/jobs/ They're hiring! Now it's your chance to infiltrate]
* [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards List of Wasted wikishemales forever pathetic stewards lives!!!]
[https://www.theregister.com/2007/03/06/wikipedia_crisis/ WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION WHERE BLIND LEAD THE BLIND NO MATTER HOW WRONG THEY ARE ADMIT THEY ARE BOGUS!!!]
 
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