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2025-10-20T13:27:35Z

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I'm the type of person to write about [[shit nobody cares about]].

I also spend time wiping traces of [[Girlvinyl]]'s fecal matter (see: [[The Græt Niggercide of Old ED]])

Also I'm back I was going to return earlier but the wiki shat itself for weeks so here I am again
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== Whatever pages ==
* [[User:InspectElement/Template Sandbox]] - Where i make random templates and template remakes.
== (Stats) List of Pages I... ==
=== ...Have Made ===
* [[BonziWORLD]]
=== ...Have Improved/Rewritten ===
* [[Diogo Mendes]] (I'm responsibe for 99.7% of the page so you could say I "made" it)
* [[Logo Kids]]
* [[Smartschoolboy9]]
* [[Yomama]]
=== ...Might Make ===
* Zender Man aka Oscar Ferguson - Some raging greasy furfaggot from [[England]]. ('''Already working on it:''' [[User:InspectElement/Zender Man]])
:^ im probably gonna scrap it (or move it to my sandbox) because i failed to beef it up to my liking and it reads like a shitty attack article
* Martinez Perspective - 40-year-old mysterymeat [[jew|"National Conservative"]] and [[alt-right]] turned anti-[[Hitler]] grifter talking to himself and his 3 followers on Telegram (as much as it sounds like a [[shitty attack article]], there actually is plenty of lulz to unpack)
=== ...Might Improve ===
* <s>[[Darren A. Nichols]] (add moar info about the tard; possibly some vids)</s> lol baleeted
* [[Jellybean]] (moar vids)
* [[Fun Shitposting Wiki]]
* [[Nafo]] - Potentially good but needs a few tweaks.

=== ...Might Rewrite ===
* [[Reception wikis]] (already rewrote the introductory paragraphs)

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The Græt Niggercide of Old ED

2025-10-20T13:14:29Z

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[[Image:Negro community.jpg|thumb|How [[nigger]]s responded after learning that their article had been [[BALEETED|deleted]].]]

Sometime [[last Thursday]], [[encyclopediadramatica.com]] was in some deep [[shit]]. It had bad publicity, few advertisers, and was losing [[Jewgold|money]] faster than [[Sonic|Sanic]]. [[Girlvinyl]] realized she had to do something to save ED. But what?

Well, DeHippo [[came]] up with a [[Shit|great]] idea: "Why don't I [[censor|delete]] some of the [[Nigger|most]] [[Jew|popular]] [[Offended|articles]] on the site?" Seemed like a perfect [[Final solution|solution]] to the problem, [[No|right]]?

But that wasn't enough for her, oh no. In addition, she [[Rape|forced]] sweet and innocent [[MysteryBot]] to replace every link to the "[[Offensive|Nigger]]" article with the text "[[Politically correct|black person]]". And this is the story of how '''The Græt Niggercide of Old ED''' came to be.

==The Problem With DeHippo's Logic==

Considering [[black person]] is technically a [[Samefag|synonym]] for [[nigger]], this could have potentially made sense [[Grammar Nazi|grammatically]] for when the link to the article was actually the word nigger. However, Girlvinyl [[fail]]ed to take [[piping]] into account. Due to the prevalence of [[retards]] on ED piping to the nigger article [[at least 100]] times per page, this caused the phrase "black person" to be inserted in completely [[random]] places in the middle of articles, leading to a [[Fuck|clusterfuck]] of nonsensical and grammatically incorrect sentences.

==Why Should We Care?==
[[Image:Nigga thumb dance.gif|thumb|How [[nigger]]s will respond after you help restore their article's former glory.]]

The articles which were transferred from .com to .ch to .se to .es to .se to .rs to .se to .wiki to .online to .gay to .com were exact copies of the original ones. Unfortunately, this means that remnants of Girlvinyl's [[faggotry]] are still in every affected article.

Luckily, there is a way to fix this. Because most articles on the current ED are exactly the same as the ones on old ED, [[DO IT FAGGOT|you can look at an archive of old ED and find what it used to say]].

# Find an article that has "black person" in it in an [[awkward]] place
# Go to the [http://archive.org Wayback Machine]
# [[Cuntpaste]] the URL of the article into the search bar, but replace the "edramatica" with "[[TL;DR|encyclopediadramatica]]" and [[buttsecks|insert]] "/index.php/" between the domain name and the article name.
# Click on an archival of the page from [[At least 100 years ago|a few years ago]]
# Find the place in the article where "black person" appears in the current one
# Replace "black person" with what it says in the old article

==What About the Jews?==

In addition to fucking up links to the [[nigger]] article, [[Girlvinyl]] also replaced all links to the [[Jew]] article with the text "Jew". Although not as [[Fat|big]] of a problem and harder to notice, this is still an annoyance. If [[you]] see the word "Jew" in a place where it doesn't make sense, follow the steps above to fix it.

Then again, [[Truth|nobody cares about the Jews]].

==See also==
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Operation Restoration]]
*[[MysteryBot]]

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LazyTown

2025-10-20T13:04:35Z

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[[Image:Pedo.gif|thumb|Pedobear loves this article!]]
[[Image:Lazy town.jpg|left|thumb|Notice how Sportacus (the guy in the faggotty blue outfit) is having an erection behind Stephanie.]]
[[Image:MagnusScheving.jpg|thumb|left|The creator of ''LazyTown'', sporting his [[Pedophile|pedo]] look.]]

'''''[[Lazy]]Town''''' is supposedly a kids' show (from [[Iceland]] btw), even though no kid has ''[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|EVER]]'' watched it. The show is mainly geared towards [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]] and [[Terri Schiavo|coma victims]]. Kids rarely find ''LazyTown'' entertaining, but if you are a sensible adult who does not fantasize about underage girls, beware.

This show will skull fuck your reality. This program routinely whips out its joyful; bubbly and abnormally massive cock; inserts said cock into your cranial cavity; and doesn't stop pounding until it squirts a bucket of sticky pink happiness into your diseased and swollen brain tissue.

No joke, after watching only thirty minutes of this show you'll be a candidate for [[Terri Schiavo|tube feeding]].

Even though the town depicted in the show is called LazyTown, there are [[divide by zero|barely any]] [[nigger]]s.

All too often, one comes across [[Rule 34|fan-porn]] of this show: [[Photoshopped]] pictures of its pink haired protagonist, Stephanie, sucking [[cock]]. These pictures originate from [[4chan]] and [[Something Awful]] members, generally to post on other, [[Virgin|more innocent]] boards such as [[Gaia Online]] or [[Neopets]], or as fapping material for [[sick fucks]].

== The show ==

[[Image:Nazisteph.gif|thumb|left|Sieg Heil!]]
[[Image:Juliannarosemaurielloakastephaniefr-1-.jpg|241px|thumb|[[Asking for it]].]]
[[Image:Lazytownfuture.gif|241px|thumb|A look into Stephanie's future.]]
[[Image:118339487894-1-.gif|231px|thumb|left|She's always horny!]]
[[Image:1267yh2927962.gif|thumb|She knows what you [[sick fucks]] are after.]]
[[Image:KenVicWreckers.jpg|thumb|right|Ken Lockhart, also known as Kevin Steven. Victorian Motorcycle Wreckers, member of Mossad Assassination squad, division [[Illuminati]] rewards program. That's right, this man was his buddy.. and his enemy.]]
[[Image:Pedobear-stephanie.gif|thumb|left|[[Pedobear]] loves Steph.]]
[[Image:Pedobear_stephanie_sex.gif|thumb|left|GO PEDOBEAR!]]

The cast of ''LazyTown'' includes all types of [[fags]], [[pedophiles]], serial killers, and [[your mom|deviants]]. The main characters are: a buff, [[liberal]] Vikingfag named [[Hard Gay|Sportacus]], who speaks fluent [[Engrish]] and suffers from priapism (see above); a [[Wapanese]] [[loli|chick]] with pink hair called Stephanie ([[#Julianna Rose Mauriello|Julianna Rose Mauriello]]) who gives [[pedophiles]] around the world instant erections. Stephanie's uncle is the mayor of the city, Mayor Milford Meanswell, who may or may not be a nigger. Since he's too much of a [[vagoo|cunt]] to govern the city himself, he calls upon the aid of the "[[Homosexual|slightly-above-average hero]]", Sportacus. Since her uncle is a puppet, there has been widespread speculation that Stephanie is the love-child of Miss Piggy (hence the pink) and a mad pedo scientist who sought to create the perfect loli. Although no explanation is given on-screen for Stephanie's sudden arrival in LazyTown, child [[welfare]] documents show that she was sent there to live with her uncle after her parents admitted to [[police]] as part of a plea deal that they had been using her as a [[drug]] trafficking mule since the age of four. That is how she became the Fresh Princess of LazyTown.

The rest of the cast are a bunch of [[obese]] puppets with [[fucktarded]] names such as [[Fat|Ziggy]], [[AZN|Trixie]], [[Jew|Stingy]], and [[Basement-dweller|Pixel]], whom Sportacus and the [[Wapanese|girl]] try to entice into more outdoor activities (i.e., interracial human-puppet [[orgy|orgies]]) but ultimately fail miserably. They spend all their time on the [[Internet]] jacking off to [[furry]] porn. The bad guy of the show is [[Robert Wayne Stiles|Robbie]] [[Rotten.com|Rotten]]; a pissy old man trying to act like Jim Carrey in ''Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas'' who jerked off one too many times to [[Germany|German]] [[scat porn]], and is now [[fail|impotent]].

The show is generally [[unfunny]], unless you're a [[pedophile]] yourself or Bullet Samurai and like seeing a [[Loli|little girl]] dance around.

{{tinyquote|LazyTown is incredible and a miracle. It helped me quit drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes. It also helped me curb my sex addiction and saved my marriage, and now I don’t beat my children. I don’t know where I would be without this show. Probably in jail or dead. I owe everything to the show LazyTown.|Smitty}}

The show was created by [[Faggot|Magnús]] [[Jew|Scheving]], a rather fuckable [[Gay|gymnastics]] champion, who is [[Pedophile|FIFTY-THREE FUCKING YEARS OLD]]. Magnús also plays the role of Sportacus. The music is created by Ken Lockhart (Vic Wreckers) who is a regular customer to [[Dubai|Sharjah]] Ruler Child Prostitution service for his [[Illuminati|friends]]. Music can still be found inside [[Mossad|Kenny's]] personal home computer. Well hidden down his shed in suburb Croxton, Melbourne, Australia. Many [[Conspiracy Theory|conspiracy theories]] claim that Kenny is a talented musician but in fact, the music of Lazy Town that your kids danced to was generated inside a [[Mossad]] agent traveling to [[Dubai|Sharjah]] ruler's palace to [[Child Abuse|molest children]] for being hard working [[Ausfag|Australian]] [[illuminati|Mossad]] agents.

== Julianna Rose Mauriello ==

[[Image:Julanna_Rose_Mauriello.jpg|thumb|The real Stephanie at age 17; she still tits the size of a 10 year old.]]

[[Chris-chan|Jooooolaaaaay]] Rose Mauriello, a real life [[loli]], is the star of ''LazyTown''. Born May 26, 1991 and living in [[New York|Irvington, New York]], she is one of the most lusted after child icons.
{{#ifexpr:{{#time:U|May 26, 2009}} > {{#time:U}}
|[[Pedophile]]s around the world wait with bated breath for {{#expr:({{#time:U|May 26, 2009}} - {{#time:U|{{#time:Y-m-d}}}}) / 86400}} more days until the day she turns 18 (~15 Eurofags are good to go), at which time they
|And as of her 18th birthday, she's '''legal''' in the USA and several European countries. Now <s>[[pedophile]]s</s> (too old) anyone around the world
}} can [[fuck]] her brains out without getting arrested for statutory [[rape]] (if they ever left their computer chair). She is often the topic of many [[4chan]] discussions. Actually, she's {{age|1991|05|26}} now, and therefore no longer Pedobear Approved. She's reached her peak and is now in a downward spiral which will undoubtedly end up with her squatting in a derelict warehouse [[Toledo|somewhere]], shooting smack in her neck veins, and peddling herself for $50 a nut after a failed attempt at making a porno where she puts on a pink wig and tries to draw in her pedo-fans from the past by [[nostalgia]] fucking older versions of Lazy Town characters.

== Sportacus Steroid Scandal[[Oneoneone|!!!1]] ==

During the course of the show Magnús Scheving (moar liek Fagnus Gayving, [[amirite]]?), writer and creator of ''LazyTown'' and [[Fail|actor]] who portrays SPORTACUS, admitted to using steroids. When asked why he merely explained "[[Engrish|they were not use as a muscle enhancing]], but to maintain muscle mass". He was then spat on by a journalist who was not pleased with the answer he gave, saying he was a lying S.O.B. Julianna Rose Mauriello has stated she had known of his use of steroids saying she had seen Fagnus inject himself on several occasions, though remained quiet. It should be said here that Gayving is {{age|1964|11|10}} years old and probably still [[Masturbation|plays with]] little children. If Jellyanna had told the press he used steroids, she would have been [[Madeleine McCann|raped and murdered]].

== The possible origins of ''LazyTown'' ==

''See article at: [[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]]''

== [[TV Tropes|Memetic Mutation]] ==

''Lazytown'' has spawned several [[meme]]s, the most famous of which is the "You Are a Pirate" song. The song itself is not that funny, but someone made a flash of it and now it's all over the place. Also, the video is so gay that it's [[Unfunny|almost funny]]. However, it does raise several questions:

* How old is that girl? (18)
* How old is that man? (45)
* Is that man trying to rape her? (Yes)
* [[What]]? (No idea)
* What the hell is that thing in her belt? (A [[Dildo|big, soft, pink sword]])
* What the fuck is up with the [[Numa numa|European rave music]] break in the middle? ([[Srsly]]?!)
* Is this the original? (Yes)
* Fuck yeah? (Fuck yeah!)

This show also spawned one of the most annoying [[YTMND]] memes ever, which is really quite an accomplishment. These YTMNDs all include a song where Stephanie gives instructions on the proper way to make a [[delicious cake]].

The cake instructional also gave rise to the [[Cakeroll]].

=== We Are Number One ===

In late [[2016]], LazyTown had a resurgence following a mass-spawning of horrific mutations of [[YouTube Poop|media mashups]] centered around one of the show's songs; ''We Are Number One''. Most variations of these [[shitposts]] follow the "Every 'One' is replaced with X" formula. Like all [[memes]], this got [[old]] within a day, but there are [https://www.youtube.com/user/MrMrMANGOHEAD/videos?flow=grid&view=0&sort=p some bored-shitless motherfuckers out there who waste hours making hundreds of these]. Did we also mention that [https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk this guy actually makes enough Jew Gold to supply his body pillow collection off of these fucking vids]?

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== Merch ==

There really is ''LazyTown'' merchandise out there. It's just really hard to find outside of Europe. As one crestfallen user at the getlazy.com forums reports,

<center>''"I had to buy a loose Stephanie action figure from an [[eBay]] Seller in West VA. It was missing the purse and megaphone."''</center>

I don't know about you, but [[I came]].

This really makes one wonder what Stephanie needs with a purse and a megaphone. Does she stand on streetcorners selling herself, yelling out prices for the [[Whore|use and abuse of her young, freshly legal body]]? "5,000 krónur for a BJ! 20,000 krónur for straight sex!" Figure out the exchange rates yourself. She probably prefers Euros or U.S. dollars anyway, since the Icelandic economy is really hurting (''FYI, the rate is $41.02/€31.90 for a BJ and $164.07/€127.66 for sex''). And she probably doesn't allow anal or kissing. Condoms would, of course, be mandatory, you [[sick fuck]]. Hey, a child actor who's aged out of the industry needs to make a living.

== Lulzy videos ==



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== You are a gallery ==

{{cg||lazytowngallery|center|<gallery>
File:Lazypedo.png|HOLY SHIT! She's gonna get raped.
File:Pedobear rape.gif|Pedobear rapes Stephanie.
File:782b28ec86f5.gif
File:New PEDODOX.jpg|[[OH SHI-]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Lazy Town - you're a pedophile.gif
File:Stephanie reading Dianetics.jpg|Stephanie is a known member of [[Scientology]].
File:Cake.gif|Time ta do teh cake dance!!!!!!
File:Fuckyeahlz.gif
File:Crazycake.jpg|Crazy Cake.
File:Lazytownniggers.png|What JewTube thinks of ''LazyTown''
File:Perez.jpg|Pic of Stephanie now that she's over 18 and suddenly no longer good looking.
File:Cake_girl_irl.JPG|Fan doing cosplay.
File:Pinkyexploitable.jpg|OH EXPLOITABLE!
File:Pinkyexploited.jpg|OH EXPLOITED!
File:Lazy town killers.jpg|Not so cute now.
File:Stephaniewrong.jpg|[[You are doing it wrong]].
File:1175871523000.gif
File:Julianna-rose-mauriello-Insp.jpg
File:Juliannadyke.gif|Julianna's movie, [http://imdb.com/title/tt0939612/ A FIX.] Abridged? D Y K E.
File:Afixlol.jpg|From her movie. Spoiler: she shoots this bully chick.
File:Lazytown rape.jpg
File:Sheknows.gif
</gallery>|border=pink}} 

{{cg|[[Rule 34]]|r34|center|<gallery>
File:Fap Funny.gif
File:Pork chop sandwiches.jpg|Steph likes StarCraft
File:Head Over Heels.jpg|'Nuff said.
File:Lazy Town shopped.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Lazy Town porn 1.jpg|The [[Pedophiles|producers]] of LazyTown make porn of it under the name "LazyPorn". [[Srsly|No fucking joke]].
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File:Lazy Town porn 3.jpg
File:Lazy Town photoshopped.jpg
</gallery>|border=pink}} 

== See also ==

* [[Baby Fuck]]
* ''[[Dora the Explorer]]''
* [[Font size=5]]
* [[Loli]]
* [[Pedobear]]
* ''[[Peppa Pig]]''
* [[Piracy]]
* [[Trap]]

== External links ==

* [http://lazytowncake.ytmnd.com YTMND meme]
* [http://www.getlazy.net Fansite run by a kike pedo] – Memebers like to think they're bigger than Anonymous.
* {{wayback|http://cartoon-hentai.net/lazy-town-porn/|20100623114219|title=WHAT THE...}}

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DeviantART

2024-12-14T12:34:04Z

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{{spoiler|WE HAVE A DA GROUP! {{dauser|in-ae-we-trust|SUBMIT YOUR SHITTY ED-RELATED ART OVER HERE!}}}}
[[File:dalogo2.png|600px|center|Deviantart's new logo, proudly plagiarized from platzkart.ru; avoid at all costs if your sanity is important to you!]]
<center>'''''Every horror of the Internet, disguised as art'''''</center>
 
 
[[Image:Da_frontpage.jpg|thumb|275px|DeviantART front page: At any given moment you will come across an [[asian]], a [[camwhore]], some [[furry art]], or something "[[Shit|abstract]]".]]
[[File:PosterdA.jpg|thumb|left|275px|If you want to learn anything about art, stay the hell away from this place]]

At first glance, '''DeviantArt''' (also known as '''DeviantShart''', and '''Tartletistan''') appears to be an inspiring treasure-trove of [[Unrealistic expectations|wishful-thinking]] [[fanart]] and pseudo-professional "[[Shitty art|artwork]]".
In reality, [[Truth|it is one of the most fucked-up internet communities]] the Web 2.0 has to offer. The words "societal degeneration" are an understatement to what lurks on this website.

deviantART, which doesn't even try to hide its [[homosexuality|homosexuality]] and [[furry art]], is but yet another kingdom to all [[WWOEC|childhood memories raped]] and basically is just filled with [[Furry|Furries]], [[Teruchan|Pedophiles]], [[Bleedman|Perverts]], [[Azns|Azns]], [[Wapanese|Wapanese]] and [[Chris-chan|everything worse imaginable]]. What you'll most likely find is [[Attention whore|attention seeking]] porn for [[Youtube|page views sake]] and [[My Immortal|bad, shortly written, unimaginative, out of character]] [[fanfiction|fanfiction.]] There is no shortage of [[Rule_34|Rule 34]] on that site.

Users constantly check and update their profile page's [[E-penis|E-penis]] here and violently [[Moar|force]] it to grow larger, so all the other sick fucks in the world can share the common love of uncontrolled circlejerking and having a pseudo-safe haven for their weird fetishes.

While similar establishments like [[MTV]] destroyed good music by motivating [[You|the public]] to become [[wiggers]] and [[prostatot]]s, deviantART destroys the "good" art world by fulfilling its function of turning out furry [[drama whore]]s and [[emo]] [[attention whore]]s. Constant exposure to this site, no matter who you are, will make you end up in an asylum. But ''of course'' you're a sick bastard, and you will go back there and create 200 sock accounts, and log in thru multiple browser windows in order to fap to the (tamer than [[FurAffinity]]) draenei pinups and harpy pinups and Derpy shemale splooge cartoons. The internet knows what you want, you sick over-30 scab eater. dA has you covered for everything (other than dicks, sorry homos) and can feed almost any sick fetish. It's funny that a cartooning site with tens of thousands of cartoonists, from 11-year-old shitheads to hardened professionals, can only boast [[Curt Sibling]] as its "funniest artist". That is the ultimate fucked-uppiness of dA. The artitsts on it are SRS BSNS and very few of them are even trying to be funny. It feeds their broken little egos and that is the most important function of dA.

<center>If the art community as a whole had cancer, then deviantART would be the biggest malignant tumor of them all.</center>
<center>'''[[PROTIP]]:''' Adding [[Lens flare]]s to your art will give you [[A+]] results.</center>

==Overview==

===Rules of deviantART===
[[Image:walterratleymlpfuta.png|thumb|What happens if you let a horny [[retard]] go on deviantART]]
#deviantART is [[serious business]]
#One day, I’ll be a [[Unrealistic_expectations|great manga artist]]
#The longer the journal entries, the better my art becomes
#The more flashing friend icons, the better my art becomes
#[[Tracing]] and [[recoloring]] is the same as using a reference
#[[Internet_disease|Blurry]] [[Facebook]] pictures of myself, taken without even using the timer mode are art
#[[Photoshop]] filters are the same as photography skill
#[[Lens flare]] makes EVERYTHING better!
#Critics are only critical because they are [[Butthurt|jealous of my stick figures]]
#All male game or [[anime]] characters are [[GoddessMillenia|in love]] with each other
#All characters split into two versions when entering DeviantArt: normal and [[furry]], and the furry version is always better than the regular one – cat ears are obligatory
#All characters have child-like alter-egos, which [[Sick_fuck|I]] prefer, but not because I’m a [[CP|paedophile]]
#People don’t know there’s a Full View function, so I must inform them of it, and demand that they use it every time I upload [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|something]], no matter how crappy, by commenting “FULL VIEW PLEASE!!!!!!”
#The whole world is only waiting for one thing: seeing [[Ugly|me]] [[Camwhore|naked]]
#It’s art if I say it is!
#2,000 pageviews means I have to make a [[Kawaii|kawaiiiii]] picture thanking people for looking at my other kawaiiii pictures, preferably with as many [[Gay|hearts]] as possible
#Being on DeviantArt means I am [[Attention_whore|special]]
#It’s not paedophilia [[Bleedman|when I draw it]]
#Comments any less positive than “OMG awesome!” must be considered [[Flame|flames]], and even the slightest bit of criticism is worth starting a [[Drama|fight]] and getting [[Banhammer|banned]] over
#The DeviantArt comments system is a great chatbox, especially if it’s someone else’s page!
#There is nothing wrong with [[inflation art]]
#If I fave one of your pictures, you have to [[Circle_jerk|fave]] one of mine, no matter how terrible I am, otherwise you’re ungrateful
#[[Nobody|Everyone]] is interested in my private life, so I must spam my journal full of uninteresting junk (see #1)
#If people [[troll]] my account due to a mention in ED, I must throw a tantrum, [[DivineAngel|threaten to hex them]], say they’ve [[DivineAngel|fallen into my trap]], bawl to the moderators and/or threaten legal action and claim [[DivineAngel|lawyers are already on the case]]
#[[Chasethehedgehog|I have more pageviews, therefore my art is better than yours]]
#Making [[Sockpuppet|alternate accounts]] praising my main account is a brilliant tactic
#[[Copypasta|Copy-pasting]] an “I like your art” comment on loads of Random Deviant pages without looking at the art is a brilliant tactic
#Making a thread in the [[Orgy|ThumbShare forum]], dedicated [[Unwarranted self importance|only to me]] with the sole intention of [[Bukkake|throwing my own art into everyone's faces]] is a brilliant tactic
#No matter how crappy my art is, and regardless of the fact that no one would hang it on their wall to save their lives, I must still make all my art available as Prints
#The human body is beautiful and never [[Sick_fuck|pornographic]], even if it’s being penetrated anally by a furry’s cock
#My profile icon flashes or moves, that means I’m a better artist than you
#Submitting Deviations without commenting anything more than, “me again”, “lol”, “...” or “meh” is [[Faggotry|artistic]]
#Poetry isn’t artistic if it doesn’t have elementary school rhymes and isn’t about [[Emo|razors or angst]] or [[Tara_Gilesbie|slitting wrists]]
#[[Rule_34|We’ve made porn of it. No exceptions.]]
#There will be [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|fav w/o comment drama]]. No exceptions.
#Art memes are [[Unfunny|fun]], and when they say I must tag three people, I must always tag EVERYBODY!!!11!
#The [[Attention_whore|cool kids]] set themselves to invisible
#I must threaten everyone who might possibly steal my [[crap|art]] with [[Internet_tough_guy|physical violence]], even though I’m behind a computer
#[[Snapesnogger|Snape]] is perfectly capable of [[Ryoukitten|getting pregnant]]
#I AM [[Azn|Asian]]. Really. Can’t you see the [[Otaku|painted cat eyes]] and the [[Wapanese|V-sign]] I make with my [[Cock|fingers]]?
#My desktop picture must contain a [[World of Warcraft]]-icon, and the wallpaper may under no circumstance have the correct aspect ratio
#I paid Jew Gold for my account, so everything I made has just become [[E-penis|better]] than everything you’ll ever make
#Even though I spend every minute I have on DeviantArt, I must still complain how much it sucks as often as possible.
#I must always be proud of making the first comment, even when I have nothing more to write than, “First comment!”
#I can always [[Delete_fucking_everything|delete my account]] and make a new one
#It was an [[Guruubii|accident retard]]

===Submission Categories===
[[Image:Deviantart.PNG|thumb|1000px|center|<center>'''Prepare to see this on every deviation on the site.'''</center>]]
 
[[Image:FineArtSearchDA2.JPG|thumb|This is what comes up in a search for "fine art" on deviantART.]]
[[Image:HowDAworks.jpg|thumb|Is this your [[popular]]ity guide?]]
*'''Artisan Crafts''' - Before the invention of the [[Internets]], people were rumored to make art such as [[Unicorn Orgy]], [[IRL]]. They used boulders, ripped-up [[fursuit]]s, and [[semen]]. At present, all the craftsmen who aren't dead are pot-smoking [[hippies]] who can't use [[computers]] and forty-year-old women who create over-priced and poorly-made knitted stuffed animals that drain your PayPal if you're stupid enough to buy one, rendering this section unnecessary and a hindrance to the entire site.
*'''Traditional Art''' - By far the largest section of DA, probably because pencils are cheap, this is where users place their [[shitty|painstakingly-rendered]] [[anime]]/[[furry]]/[[inflation art]] [[tracing]]s with blotchy graphite shading. Others attempt to exploit the versatility of [[MS Paint]] to project a [http://jerryvaradian.deviantart.com/art/Peace-in-Lebanon-38050156 political message] of some sort. (If you click on the link, try not to shit yourself laughing, as that would be rude). It's also the category for drawings made by people who are too fuck-tarded to use computers and art programs. Also, it is a well known fact that people who are too cheap to buy a tablet are probably also too cheap to buy a scanner. For this reason, most traditional "art" is uploaded in the form of a blurry, unfocused picture.
* '''Digital Art''' - If you are unable to operate a pencil for [[Asperger's Syndrome|any reason]], this section is for you! Just fire up [[Photoshop]], collage some random shit you found on [[Google]] Images and voilà! You're only HALF as lame as the [[Church of the Subgenius]]! http://irawalrus.deviantart.com/art/Brother-guess-what-you-get-182793134?q=&qo= - Remember, catering to [[fetish]]ists insures a steady stream of pageviews, and the [[popular|big kids]] favor quantity over quality. Playboy models need not be college or even college junior graduates, hence why waste pearls on [[furry|anthromorphic]], [[tiny dick|shrinking]], [[inflation|inflating]] swine?
* '''Photography''' - [[Image:DevianTARD-DoinItWrong.jpg|thumb|The skill of an average deviantART photographer...]] Thanks to the advent of ubiquitous digital image capturing, every [[16 year old girl]] and their little brother thinks they're Ansel-Fucking-Adams. These people usually can't draw. To facilitate this movement, DA created the photography section. It was promptly populated by [[camwhore]]s afflicted by [[Internet disease]]s. Remember, [[Lens flare]] gives you 10 times more popularity! Any and all other photographs are of uninspired things (try photographing a tree, it's sooooo deep, man) and naturally receive [[about 100]] favorites within a few seconds of their posting. HDR photos are automatically awarded a Daily Deviation and receive [[over 9000]] faves no matter how shitty they are (BECAUSE IT IS SO SURREAL LOL). Then there are camwhores who think they're SUPER DUPER SPECIAL because they take pictures of their horsies and think people are jealous of their awesome pets when [[lies|they can be doing things more productive with their boring lives]].
* '''Poetry''' - Writings featured on DA are usually [[emo]] rants about [[Cutting|blood, razorblades, and the relationship between the two]]. Written largely by [[16 year old girls]], they are often rendered [http://emo-tears-falling.deviantart.com/ phonetically impossible] by assloads of spelling errors. Once a user submits something, it automatically turns into an [[Crap|"artistic expression."]] As a result, many deviantART "poets" just submit their [[LJ]] entries, which additionally guards themselves against being branded as [[drama whore]]s because, you know, "[[Waaaambulance|I'M JUST EXPRESSING MYSELF]], MAN. WHAT, DID YOU THINK [[hippie|JIM MORRISON]] WAS A DRAMA WHORE, TOO, YOU CALLOUS CRETIN?"
* '''Prose''' - NOBODY on deviantART knows what prose means. While '''poetry''' focuses on the surrealist interpretations of [[cutting]], '''prose''' mentions every detail of your 30 minute cut-a-thon, and later goes into how nobody from school understands your scars, and how your gf/bf/ff left you because you're a pathetic, whiny [[attention whore]]. Any and all good criticism given of prose on deviantART ''will'' ([[No exceptions|without exception]]) be written off by the whiny TARTlet as you being a [[troll]], since 99% of all prose on DA is apparently written by [[You|the same syphilitic leper]]. The truly great prose of deviantART art is overlooked [[TL;DR|because it is too long and/or too complex for the average 16-year-old]].
* '''Desktop Capture''' - ALL dA users are just not up to speed. Unable to produce even the most crude stick-figure scrawlings of "tasteful" [[furry]] or ''Invader Zim'' [[fanart]]? No need not feel left out! Simply mash your overly large, greasy thumb onto the [[Screencap|printscreen]] key will capture your amazing desktop! Now you can receive praise and glory based on your interesting desktop background and [[360 kid|show everyone online]] that you are a cool cat with all the latest icons. [[Firefox]] is mandatory; don't even bother otherwise. Also, lacking a ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' icon loses you serious points. In order to boost your [[hxc]] points, having your icons in no particular order helps you score, too. Remember, organization is for [[n00bs]]! This category is also where [[troll]]s post screencaps of comments in which they, "[[lulz]] totally [[pwn]]ed this [[lolcow]]".
* '''Flash''' - Why DA decided to host [[Flash]]-based animations is anyone's guess. The only users who submit Flash works on DA are [[You|failures]] (and [[diva]]s) who couldn't get on [http://albinoblacksheep.com AlbinoBlackSheep] or even [http://newgrounds.com Newgrounds]. The majority of these creations usually involve [[ninja]]s or absolute [[shit]] such as [[cosplay|dress up games]]. There are also "Create your Own [[Oxymoron|Sonic OC]]" and "Create a [[Sparkledog|Wolf]]" games.
* '''Three Dimensional Art''' - At the mention of the words "3D art", you're probably thinking "u meen liek XBAWKS graffiks" or Toy Story quality work. You will not find any of that on DeviantArt. Instead you will find Poser-generated bullshit and [[Second Life]] screenshots, which equates to playing with Barbie dolls except with less facial expressions.
* '''Fractal Art''' - To put it simply: Push button, receive blobs of colors. Although the actual concept of fractal geometry far is too complex for most people to understand and (surprise, surprise) devianTarts are bad at math.
* '''Journal Culture''' - [http://kit-prower.deviantart.com/journal/25419449/ Okay, i got scarlet fever, as the journal entry suggests. It's a lovely little disease that causes a rash that itches to hell and back, causes evil evil fever, causes enflamed throat, skull cleaving headaches, and god do i ever have to scratch my balls... i mean seriously, of all the places the rash could have gone, it went to my back, which i can't scratch, and to my god damn nuts.]
* '''[[DevianTART Stamps|Stamps]]''' - Stamps of anything else, ranging from [[entertainment]], to the opinion ones that [[no one cares about]], even with [[politics]]. expect to see [[circlejerk|circlejerking]], [[Flame War|flame wars]], and other drama-inducing shit there on the comment section.

<center><gallery>
Image:Printscreenequalstalent.jpg|Want instant talent? Just hit printscreen.
Image:KatEmpireWTF.JPG|A wonderful example of storytelling on Deviantart.
Image:lensflare.jpg|Lens flare makes EVERYTHING better!
</gallery></center>

===Daily Deviations===
Just like winning the lotto, except your chances are improved by [[Sell_Out|asskissing]] and the prize is in pageviews and flames, not [[Christopher Gregorio|money]]. Daily deviations (DDs) are [[Shit|artworks]] that have been featured for 24 hours, give or take a day or two depending on the server lag. Considering the quality of the daily deviations chosen (see right for an example), it’s no wonder that most admins with DD-picking privileges complain about being inundated with suggestions.

They also enjoy giving DD to stolen and edited art without caring about the original artist, suggesting that the person joins Deviantart to get the DD removed. Oh the love.

There is one DD that has held the title of "Most Important Daily Deviation to Exist" for quite some time now. Since [[Last_Thursday|January 01, 2009]] to be exact. This DD holds such a title because of the amount of Lulz that ensued after it was awarded such an honor. The abomination that was the DD was simply known as [http://shebid.deviantart.com/art/McCreepy-the-Frog-107994234 McCreepy the Frog]; moonbeam13 initially awarded the DD. It came about from some stupid fucking game that some idiot fucktart had created, the objective of which was to draw a frog with your eyes closed. Much [[BAWW|butthurt]] ensued, with many crying heresy that such a shitpiece be featured. The next morning, moonbeam13 posted [http://moonbeam13.deviantart.com/journal/22329023/ a journal] explaining that she didn’t mean to award it a DD - it was to test out the new DD system, and she hadn’t removed it properly before going to bed. She then removed the DD. Soon after, Purpleblur re-awarded a DD to McCreepy the Frog, just to assert that mod powah is absolute and to stick it to the whiny bitches that actually wanted to see art. This makes it the only piece on dA that was deliberately featured for 48 hours straight, and thus holds the title of "Most Important Daily Deviation to Exist."
<center><gallery>
Image:One Line of Text Gets You a Feature.PNG|It takes literally one line of text to get a "Daily Deviation" on DeviantART.
Image:McCreepy_the_Frog_by_shebid.jpg|[http://shebid.deviantart.com/art/McCreepy-the-Frog-107994234 An actual Daily Deviation.]
Image:Not_to_bear_by_havesomehats.jpg|Yet another [http://havesomehats.deviantart.com/art/not-to-bear-18024124 great DD]
Image:DAROCKSTHEFT.png|Wanna get a DD, steal art from pixiv.net and call it "stocks" get 1000+ in favs.
</gallery></center>

===Getting banned===
[[Image:DA Banning DArtboard System.jpg|thumb|900px|center|<center>Official banning system of the deviantART staff.</center>]]
[[Image:Instant Ban from DA.jpg|thumb|200px|"Posting this in your deviantART gallery will get you banned in under 30 seconds, or your money back!"]]
There are various ways in which you could get your ass [[banned]] from deviantART. They include:
*Making a favorite category called "retarded crap" then adding every deviation to it.
*Making any kind of comment, positive or negative, on a Daily Deviation (Usually a piece of porn that's featured for a day).
*Don't suck [[Japan]]'s [[dick]].
*Being a bad reference to the site (i.e. getting an Encyclopedia Dramatica article).
*Putting crap in the wrong category.
*Trolling (that's an easy one, especially now that tartlets don't have to BAWWWWW to the mods every time due to the recent addition of a "Report [[Copypasta|Spam]]" button).
*Promoting warez.
*Mocking [[Tom Preston]], his followers, or any other sysop.
*Labeling another deviant as "[[bitch]]" (see [[Bleedman]]).
*Jokingly referring to another deviant as a "godless devil-worshipper".
*Having ever visited any *[[chan]] board.
*Pointing out the really very manly mustache that the admin [[chix0r]] has.
*Linking to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] articles with the aim of potential [[lulz]].
*Asking people if they liek [[mudkip]]
*Opposing [[Animal cruelty|animal abuse]] (see [[poeticirony]]).
*Being a fan of [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]. The [[moderator]]s will get even more [[butthurt|upset]] if you mention it on deviantART, particularly on the profile of a [[moderator]].
*Questioning anything on the site.
*Posting [[Goatse|Goatse]] in the "[[Porn|Artistic Nude]]" category.
*Contacting someone who has blocked you (place of contact has to be outside of their userpage, thus making the Block system utterly worthless).
*Trolling the forums complaining about how Fanart should not be featured (it should be killed with fire). Be prepared for incoming eBaumfags, weeaboos, and artfags. Many lulz and drama will ensue.
* Making screenshots that aren't properly censored (According to RetardedSquared, they are all forms of "bullying" and therefore not allowed
* Giving out constructive criticism or, really, criticism of any kind.

Many potential [[lulz]] exist when doing any of the above. The users and administrators do not like criticism of any form, people who are opposed to [[anime]] [[porn]], and people who are in touch with the outside world. They prefer the [[basement dwellers|type of people]] who will throw away money for the site (this act has been named "subscription")

It should be noted that if you laugh too hard at the [[retard|artists]] on their site, you will be banned in spite of your subscription status. If you're a masochist/[[no friends|have nothing else to do with your life]] and decide to make a new account after getting banned, then the admins will hunt you down and ban your new account in between sucking [[Snapesnogger]] and [[Teruchan|Teruchan's]] dicks. In other words: why the fuck are you making a new account there in the first place?

===The Points System===
deviantART has a system of [[money|points]] that serve as on site [[scam|credits]], Tartlets often treat these points like gold and beg for them like a Jew. These points can only be used on-site, and it takes [[over 9,000]] of them just to get even the most basic of uses out of them. Most Tartlets will start a donation pool to get more points so they can buy stuff. Points are commonly exchanged for even more Llamas, and there is even an [http://llamatrade.deviantart.com/ exchange] dedicated to the trade of worthless Llamas for points, most Tarlets are unaware of this system and will often beg for points on their page in exchange for Llama's, comments, watches, faves, and even commissions.

====Llamas====
[[Image:llama_list_to_10_000_by_cowpi.png|thumb|120px|Someone kill me now.]]
In late March of 2010, deviantTART added a new feature guaranteed to cause more idiotic [[drama|drama.]] Llama badges. These stupid things are now worth more than pageviews, as a they have spawned numerous groups and pages of [[retards|people]] clamoring for them. As an added bonus, the badge levels up as you receive a certain number of them, which makes every TARTlet want [[all caps|FUCKING MOAR!!!]]. Not so recently an addition was made to the Llama madness when DeviantART added the ability to literally [[scam|buy]] accessories for your Llamas along with the llamas themselves. In an effort to control the madness DeviantART added an annoying [[Spam]] Filter, which popped up after giving a few dozen llamas, to provoke even more drama DeviatART decided to replace the filter message with a different one telling users they didn't have enough points to complete the transaction and requesting them to purchase more points.

As of [[2011|January 2011]] many deviants received a rude awakening to the struggles of the [[real world]], when DeviantART started to penalize Deviants for accepting "[[Scam|Fraudulent Points]]" from other members on the site. This resulted in the first official DeviantART [[Poverty|Debt Crisis]] of the current recession. This lead many of deviantART's beggars and businesspeople to be put into [[poor|debt]] with their negative point balances.

[[Image:Give a friend PMS.PNG|thumb|center|600px|A typical tarlet donation pool.]]

===Getting the most out of deviantART===
[[File:Dalogo.jpg|center|thumb|900px|<center>'''It is the 21st century, and there is only faggotry.'''</center>]]
As deviantART is full of [[Bullshit|wonderfully talented artists]] who dedicate their lives to the pursuit of [[Fail|brilliance]], many [[Lulz]] can be achieved through [[Lies|complimenting their artistic superiority]] and suggesting they take their [[porn|art]] to somewhere it'll be appreciated the most: [[conceptart]].org. Several known Tartlets have easily been milked for [[lulz]] by their surprise at [[truth|constructive criticism]]. (See [[chase]]; or [[Snapesnogger]]).

====1. Browse Deviantart and target [[noobs|artists]] with characteristics similar to that of the aforementioned [[lulzcow]]s.====
If [[you]] are a [[Truth|retard]] and cannot identify them, they are listed here:
*Unjustified self importance
*[[Assburgers]] Syndrome
*[[Anime]] [[shit|artwork]]
*[[Fantard]] of any kind
*[[Crybaby]]
*THIS IS MY STYLE!!!111oneoneeleven
*[[Pokemon]]
*Countless other signs of [[Retard|Retardation]] or [[Fail]], which to any ED user, should be abhorrently apparent by now.

====2. Follow their activity on [[conceptart|conceptart.org]].====
The most commonly predictable trait exhibited is posting [[shit]] in the finally finished forum. Here, Admins and partially skilled professionals will give honest critiques, and from here the lulztrain leaves the station when any Tartlet either:
#Defends their art
#Tells the admins how mean they are
#Masturbates
#Tells themselves they are talented and eats a tub of Ice cream
#Or just writes it off and continues to post their [[Epic]] Failures.
#Laughs

====Commenting and Favoriting====
Commenting on a deviation means giving a completely dishonest opinion of it - if the deviation happens to be just a pile of MSPaint shit, the comments it receives usually say: 'I dig your style' or 'This is so awesome FAV'D++'. Meanwhile, a Favorite is used when a deviant can't even be arsed to write a single word.
<center><gallery perrow=5>
Image:Liekcomments.jpg|[[Deviantart]] is not about the art, it's about the [[comments]].
Image:Blocked lol.PNG|You'll see this when giving a deviant an opinion.
Image:Raindowcomment.PNG|A typical comment from a [[Weaboo]]
Image:Dacrybaby.PNG|The usual reaction to someone's opinion. Note the cry for help and the number of comments received.
Image: Too late.jpeg|If you don't want the world to know, don't make it public.
</gallery></center>

=====[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|Wrong Way]]=====
[[Image:Itwillneverhappen.jpg|thumb|No.]]
"[[Verbose|I must say, this is a striking image.]] It possesses such a bright, color-rich atmosphere and I just can't take my eyes off of it. However, I think you could have invested more time in defining the proportions during the early stages of the work because one of the girl's hands appears slightly larger than the other, even though it's further away. You may also want to consider the placement of light sources in the picture before applying the shading. While the light really brings it to life, it's coming from the wrong direction. Setting that aside, I think it's a beautiful picture. Keep up with the good work!"

Or

"This seems to have taken a good amount of time and I've seen improvement in your work. The only thing I can mention is the proportions are a bit off. I saw a lovely tutorial on proportions with expressions here [link] 
Good luck and I think with a little more work you'll be even better! :)"

=====[[Doing it right|Right Way]]=====
*"cool."
*"First comment!"
*"OMG SOOO CUTE!! *hugs*"
*"HNNNNNNNNNNG *dies of cuteness*"
*"AAAAAAAAAAH THIS IS SO WRONG!!!ONE". ''(Add more than 20 emoticons of your choice for full effect.)''
*"SUGOI KAWAII [[desu|DESU]] NE!"
*"This bad bad! But I like cause is sexy. They go bed and sex! :D "
*"Yaoi! Yay! But Inuyasha is mine!"
*"I love that show!"
*"(:"
*<nowiki>:iconlarryplz:</nowiki>
*"[[EBay|A++++++ WOULD FAVE AGAIN]]"

'''Posting Links to ED on DA'''
It seems when someone posts a link to any ED article, DeviantART immediately gives you a spam prompt, thinking you're spamming the site. Oddly enough, just writing out "Encyclopedia Dramatica" doesn't trip the filter.

[[Sarcasm|What a perfect cover for filtering out unwanted drama]]. All you need to do create a tinyurl.

<center><gallery>
File:DeviantArtspam.PNG|Nope, it's Spam!!
File:DAEDspam.png|Even at links with positive comments.
Image:Opinions.PNG|How DA and Gaia view ED.
</gallery></center>

==Community==
===Types of Tartlets (Deviants)===
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<center>'''deviantART in a nutshell'''</center>
 
[[Image:The loving hatred by Bulbaboi4444.png.jpg|thumb|{{dauser|bulbaboi4444|Typical retard on DeviantArt}}]]
DeviantART's population consists mainly of [[Batshit insane|emotionally-unstable]] [[16 year old girls|artists]] who aspire to [[wapanese|move to Japan]] and [[Unrealistic Expectations|become famous manga artists]], but instead they end up as [[Cosplay]] [[attention whore|enthusiasts]] that earn a living off the [[shit|Harajuku]] by exchanging [[Prostitute|odd jobs]] for food in the back alleys behind the clothing stores. That's why you have all these weird submission categories.
[[Image:A scary photo of myself.jpg|thumb|[[Snapesnogger|The most well known of all Tartlets, Snapesnogger.]]]]
[[Image:DeviantARTonreligion.jpg|thumb|Your average TARTlet doesn't understand anything, including religion. Such as this kid who pretends he's a [[homosexual|satanist]] but is [[retard|doing it wrong]].]] ''Tartlets'' (also known as ''Deviants'') can choose what kind of Deviant they want to pretend to be by choosing from a drop-down menu. They are listed here in order of increasing offensiveness.

Regardless of type, however, all tartlet usernames must have [[wolfaboo|references to wolves]], the moon, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], be a character from any video game, or end with -chan.

* '''The Artist''' (''Artifex faber'') - Constantly [[banhammer]]ed for displaying none of the above characteristics and wanting a place to share their art, the ''Artifex faber'' population has experienced a sharp decline, becoming an endangered species relegated to a life of struggling to feed and clothe themselves and their [[Bristol Palin|17 year-old, 8-month-pregnant girlfriend]]. Many have fled deviantART to more quality-oriented art sites like [http://www.storm-artists.net/ Storm Artists]. However, it is still believed this form of [[Internet]] artist will become extinct by next year. Van Gogh, Da Vinci, and Michaelangelo are spinning in their graves because of this. also has a form of incurable [[Autism|Artism]]
* '''The Addict''' (''Sucis chumpicus'') - Tartlets who spend all day on deviantART in the [[complaints forum]] or the [[Emo|help with life forum]] complaining about how much everything on deviantART sucks. They are known for updating their journals every 4 hours, telling you about their personal high-school life as if you cared.
* '''The Daz Dialer''' (''Gigantus titus'') - Talent-less hacks who got a hold of [https://www.daz3d.com/ Daz 3D] [a 3D rendering program], stole some female models or used the default female model [[https://www.daz3d.com/genesis8 known as Genesis]], stole some pre-made assets, dialed the female model's breast and/or ass size to 1000%, set up the model and assets like a diorama, clicked the "Render" button, submitted it to DevianTART and called it a day. [https://www.deviantart.com/boobrepli/art/Marissa-Ready-For-Tha-Club-656137941 This kind of trash] will make views, favorites, and fans starving, actual artists can only dream of. Many making in excess of 10,000 views from horny 13 year old retards looking for a quick set of unrealistically gigantic tits to jack off to.
* '''The Attention [[Troll]]''' (''Gobblus atticus'') - Those who make dA slightly more interesting, providing comments of both controversial and plain annoying natures to provoke responses from those who are willing to post multitudes of journals (i.e [[furries]] and any other member of the 'whores' family, such as Favewhores, [[Chat|dAmnwhores]], etc.). They are also the only reason someone joins that shithole of a site. This specific type of troll originates in the forums, sometimes from other sites, and they most commonly evolve out of sheer boredom. A common characteristic is to stalk admins who then reject them, leaving the troll in a state of site-hatred. They often flee to [[ED]] and make pages concerning the [[admins]].
* '''The Favewhore''' (''Amorae ubiquitus'') - [http://alaniagryphon.deviantart.com/ A Deviant who goes around adding every single submission of another's gallery into their favorites gallery, and everything that goes into their message inboxes.] ''Amorae ubiquitus'' usually has little or no deviations, or fucking huge galleries full of crap made in [[MSPaint]], or stolen art. Typical comment by these douchebags: [[Wapanese|"OMG LIEK KAWAIII NEKO DESUDESUDUES!!111"]]. Some also go around adding every single submission on the front page into their favorites, then sets up a donation widget were PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCKING GIVE THEM MMOOONNNEEYYYY FOR FAVING. And 256 people watch the person, even though they only have one journal with a video that they didn't even make. And when they're called out for it they just deactivate and make a new account. Typical profile page: A bunch of hidden comments because they don't want to accept the fact that a favewhore is what they've become. They also never comment, ever.
* '''The Wallpaperist''' (''Muro faber'') - Deviants who believe that running a random script through a 3D-gen program and adding text makes them "interesting". The most common specimens of ''Muro faber'' are [[13 year old boys|13-year-old boys]], who just don't know what the fuck "interesting" is, or [[Retard|20-year-old boys]] who still think it makes them "interesting".
* '''The Stamp Maker''' (''Stampus factorem'') - They are typically [[fanboys]] and [[fangirls]], [[shipping|shippers]], [[opinion]] (unpopular or not) and [[facts]] warmongers, and even [[Politics|politicucks]]. they wastes their time making stamps, which ranges from [[pointless]] to [[edgy]].
* '''The Litigious Crumpet''' (''Imma gonna sue-a ya assa offa'') - Artist who will go batshit insane if any of her ''pwecious images'' have been severely altered (i.e. turned into an icon for a forums board or even passed around period, because what's even worse than having your images cut up by MSPaint?) and threatens to sue people utilizing the oft-abused weapon (and often yiffed by Furries) called the "Digital Millennium Copyright Act" (DMCA).
* '''The 20+ Retard''' (''Sophmorus obsoletus'') - [[Image:sprained_minds_by_suzi9mm.jpg|thumb|[http://suzi9mm.deviantart.com/art/sprained-minds-5068436/ A clear example of general community taste. Ow.]]] A Deviant who claims to be [[pedobear|over 20 years old]] but draws and types like a 3-year-old. If you give the least bit of criticism or even no criticism, they will [[RAEG|block you]], [[spam|flag the comment as spam]], [[bawww|or hide the comment]].These people usually fall for the most obvious trolls and always try to make any argument with a troll to their preferred point by blocking him after replying these people don't know that blocking is for pussies and they get buthurt over the most little reasons if there is any reason. The only people that like these types of artists are other such crappy artists or ones that have no art in their gallery and have no idea what art is. These types of people are usually 3 year olds posing as adults, or genuine adults who have a mental/social disability such as autism or aspergers. These adults like to entertain the idea that they're an artist, while they make no improvement or progress in their skill over years. It's obvious they rely on deviantART as their only means of socialization, sanity, and self-esteem; with the amount of time spent on the site, their lack of social skills, and their whiny attention whore behavior making remarks in streams, comments, even their own journals about how much they suck/everyone hates them/no one is paying attention to them.
** [http://imperialhope.deviantart.com/ This Tartlet REALLY fucking hates "The Secret Show" and will kill anyone who's a fan!]
** [http://superjailfan101.deviantart.com/ He is a 26-year-old dude who just got into Thomas the Tank Engine and is expecting a baby in March. Oh, yeah, and he likes to block people who "upset" him. RJ Bandsma, anyone?]
** [http://latigressa1.deviantart.com/ Quite possibly a literal retard.]
* '''The Flash Maker''' (''Fulgore faber'') - [[13-year-old boys]] who make boring looped Flash animations of [[unfunny|random]] subjects that consist of five frames and run for ten seconds. Otherwise, they make countless dating game simulations featuring stick figures or tracings from ''[[Dragonball Z]]'' so that they can fap to them. These tartlets usually belong on [[YTMND]] or [[Newgrounds]] but some migrate to deviantART for additional attention-whoring.
* '''The "Draw Something Else Already" Fetishist''' (''Copaepastus unoriginus'') - People who make and submit absolutely nothing but pictures that portray their main fetish(es). They're much worse than your typical tartlet, especially if they consstantly rub said fetish(es) into other people's faces.
** http://thepsychodog.deviantart.com/
** The "Draw Something Else Already" Fetishist in action: A pandering, try-hard, indecisive, autist, furfag shill that draws nothing but shit tier lesbian, bdsm, or furry porn [usually a combo of the 3 and more] and will spam it to your face by spreading it [and his OCs] everywhere like AIDS.
* '''dAmnwhores''' (''Audarae filia'') - 13-to-16-year-old girls who frequent deviantART's chatrooms. Unlike the forums, the CHAT is teh most denjerus place in deviantART. dAmn (deviantART [[Masturbation|Messaging]] Network) is inhabited by camwhores, pedophiles, azns, white men, crackwhores, stoners, filipinos, and George W. Bush.
* '''The Camwhore''' (''Vidarae filia'') - [[16 year old girls]] who've evacuated from MySpace shutdowns and timeouts in favor of the deviantART shutdowns and timeouts. They herald their existence by flooding the front pages with crappy webcam shots of their ass and graduate to posting thinly-veiled shots of their [[penis|vagina]] under the pretense of '[[Bullshit|Artistic Nudity]]'. Naturally, they get almost as many Daily Deviations as ''The Pornographer''.
* '''The Hybrid''' (''Portmanteau'') - A fairly common but equally pretentious breed of Tartlet who is an incestuous inbred combination of significant traits deriving from all, or a select few of the other deranged types of 'Deviant'. They herald delusions that only their twisted ideals hold value, and if said view is confronted, they attempt to suck the fan/fapping sympathy of DeviantART's community teet through worthless Journal venting whenever an emotional surge occurs in their otherwise pathetic lives.
** http://kittytoxin.deviantart.com/journal/
** The Hybrid in action: Member; A whiny little bitch/The "Draw Something Else Already" Fetishist.
* '''The Pornographer''' (''Penis puer'') - These are photographers who are convinced keeping nudies in their gallery that ''"AWESOME, HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THOSE TITS!?"'' will get a Daily Deviation every week as they, meanwhile, [[masturbate|vigorously]] defend their right to post their boobs, their sister's boobs, their dog's boobs, your mom's boobs, Janet Jackson's uni boob, or whomever's boobs until kingdom come. It should here be noted the admins agree with this notion: pictures of boobs and vaginae [[fapfapfap|are just intensely artistic]] (IMPORTANT: Admins also agree that male nudity similar in nature is not covered under this, due of course to blatant gayness). Emo boys also fit into this group because they believe that taking a [[sepia]]-toned picture of their ugly face and greasy hair and blasting it with the dodge tool is "hot" or "artistic." Then they upload their abominations to the nudity section, much to the pleasure of [[retards|Ville Valo fangirls]]. Swedish dickheads like Yoshaki and Limpurtikles seems to enjoy watching [[16 year old girls]] [[rape|getting tied up.]]
{{Quote|The base is there, but the execution is rather lackluster.Her bosoms need to be more brimming. Let the chest be your canvas and inspiration your brush. In fact, if you're a healthy female of breeding age, maybe I could teach you the ways of an art connoisseur over dinner. Have you ever had dinner with an artist? I bet not.
So, even though you haven't asked me yourself, I might as well tell you the gloomy details and get the whole thing over with. I'm 18 years old, I have dark hair, I'm a little over six feet tall, and I have green eyes, a car, and a country club membership. These are all desirable traits that fertile adults seek to propagate. Get back to me.|AgentRuble, an art connoisseur and pedophile, asks a 13 year-old [[loli]] to develop her art and bosom. No, really, [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/548115664/3893599192 see for yourself].}}
* '''The Drive-By Propagandist''' (''Shitbaticus insanicus'') - These cunning deviantARTlets spew their unwelcome propaganda on their galleries and journals, and attempt to silence anyone who dares question their [[Bullshit|backwards logic]].
* '''The Sonic Recolourist''' (''Velocitas colorare'') - These so-called 'artists' take screenshots from [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] games and shit all over them to form [[Chasethehedgehog|red]] [[Bludshot the Hedgehog|Sonics]], [[Chris-chan|yellow Sonics]], blue Tailses and lime green [[Gay|Shadows]]. ''(See Also: the cross-over effects of the [[emo]] movement evidenced by Mario's fabled brother "Luigi" shifting from his classic green composure to the less Nintendoesque "Pink vs. Black" so favored by said [[fucktards]] - user LironDe /Removed/)'' They are easily [[butthurt|enraged]] by statements that contradict the "[[Original character|incredible originality and brilliance]]" of their artwork and are quick to accuse others of "stealing" their "Green Sonic" fan-character, despite the fact that Sonic artists are only aware of 8 colours (black, white, red, green, blue, pink, yellow, and cyan.)
* '''The Fandom Retard''' (''Maria suezae'') - [[Image:Catbranca.jpg|thumb|[[Branca]], self-proclaimed wife of Stuart Tusspot, from [[Gorillaz]].]] These people only go around drawing animu, making [[Superdemon-Inuyasha|flashy animu "art"]] [[Zeriara|of characters fucking their mother's sister's brother]], creating [[yaoi|sophisticated, stylistic portraits of males from Shojo such as]] Fruits Basket and [[Spaction3|joining crappy clubs]] but [[lie|insist they're not furries or retarded]]. For most, this is a temporary larval stage lasting until the age of 16 and metamorphose into [[Instagram|Instagram whores]], [[furries]] or [[pedophilia|pedophiles]]. They can usually be found plagiarizing, defending and kissing the ass of people who fit in ''The Popular Ass'' category, or, rarely, like [[Zeriara]], becoming jealous of [[Snapesnogger|them]] and drawing [[guro|kill art]] of their characters. Occasionally, these insufferable [[weeaboos]] also post shitty fanfiction, which, predictably, is a re-upload of their collections from [[Fanfiction.net]]. The theory is that the more sites they post their ficshit on, the more their e-peeni will be stroked. If they gather more attention, epileptic orgasms ensue. Typically, if fanfics are well-written (even more rare on DA than on Fanfiction.net), they will be [[porn]] masquerading as fine literature. These are the examples:
** [http://shizuce-bluefire.deviantart.com/ Shizuce-Bluefire]
** [http://dipsynoodles.deviantart.com DipsyNoodles]
** [http://chibi-sanzo.deviantart.com/ chibi-sanzo]
* '''The Fatass''' (AKA 'Fat/Inflation Artist') (''Fattius asinus'') - These so called '[[FA|Fat-Admirers]] create [[inflation art|inflated or grossly-overweight]] depictions of pre-existing or [[original character]]s with MSPaint's curve tool, or are manually drawn in pencil. They will ruthlessly defend their "[[Marijuana|art]]," calling their personal army of [[faggots|friends]] for support at the first sight of a negative comment. Unfortunately, fatasses continually subject innocent people to Eye[[rape]] with their awful artwork, and must be stopped. These fuckheads really need to draw something else for a change.
** [http://virus-20.deviantart.com/ This guy] is a prime example.
* '''The XNALara faggots''' (''XnaLaricus faggoticus'') - These 13 year old fangirls and faggots make most stunning [[Faggotry|video game renders]] [[Scat|ever seen to the human's eye]]. And since the name of this little tool is XNALara, as in [[Tomb Raider|Lara Croft, from Tomb Raider]], you get [[Resident Evil]] renders. [[Porn|And "erotic" art]]. Also, they release shit mesh-mods of Jill Valentine in the same faggy business suit. Oh, and if you DARE to say [[Truth|how much their model sucks, is poorly made and is not professional in any way]], they will block you and delete your comment.
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File:Sophiawesker.png|The highest level of creativity of an average XNALara faggot. [[Scat|Notice how perfectly the skin tone of her legs and face match]].
File:yellowface.png|Proof how the members of the XNALara community are very nice and the most polite people that ever existed.
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* '''The Furry or "Anthro Artist"''' (''Yifficus totalis'') - [[File:JollyJacks-crap-vs-the-original-by-SilverFenrir.png|thumb|{{dauser|JollyJack}},ttly '''NOT''' Pornz u gais!!! Also ttly not copied.]] These usually cause the most drama by whining about how much everyone hates their fursonas and getting their [[Akuryou|art stolen by ten year olds]] because only THEY own the copyright to [[zeriara|lemurs]]/huskies/redpandas/dicknippled nine-tailed vampire fairy badgers/''ad infinitum'', so they [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|delete all their pictures]] only to make a new deviantART account soon after.
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* '''The Flaggot''' (''Banius pedocunteus'') - The term flaggot, unknown outside of [[Urban Dictionary|UrBanned Dictionary]] before the advent of [[TGcomix]] and his brand of [[16-year-old girl|self-righteous]] [[Islam|martyrdom]], is a term used to describe bastards who have the gall to report [[catholic|Saints]] who have done [[No|absolutely nothing wrong]]. Overlooking a [[LittleCloud|pedobitch]] who failed the [[O RLY?|psychological test]] for a sex change operation [[fleshlight|regularly using]] a portmanteau of "faggot," what is a flaggot? Well, to [[trap|trannies]] who march in a one-person trap-parade 24/7 and cry [[feminism|oppression]] like a [[16-year-old girl|bicurious teenage girl]], a flaggot is anyone who reports your lolicon lifts. This [[birdman|incestuous lovechild]] germinates into an organized effort by a cabal of homophobes on a site which regularly features G[[OM NOM NOM|BLT]] to get the admins, many of them passing as homosexuals, to ban someone who is as wanted as a boner at a [[Purity Ball]]. For less [[retarded|schitzophrenic]] generalizations about this particular [[incest|breed]] of DAer, see all of the preceding and successive categories. Typical comment: ''Comment marked as spam.''
* '''The Cosplayer''' (''Imbicilae in costumus'') - [[File:fagboi.jpg|thumb|[http://bulbaboi4444.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2d1dve Typical cosplaying pokéfag]]] These tartlets are actually stupid enough to get a professional photographer to take pictures of their fantastic costumes their comatose grandmother made them. The average age of the cosplayer is 24. Not surprisingly, some cosplayers give up their heterosexuality to fit in with their chosen character, and, knowing many tartlets, will give up theirs to be like their idols. Too bad they don't have a professional photog. Unless you're a famous cosplayer of EPIC WIN, you can attract pornographers armed with HUEG cameras to shoot you more than OJ Simpson can. A perfect example for this kind of cosplayer is [[Blackmage9|Alodia]] or [http://Blackmage9.deviantart.com blackmage9] - a coswhore who is freakingly famous in her country and also some sort of a celebrity in the internet. Alodia is about to dominate the world with her "kawaii" (a.k.a. sexual charm) talent to seduce every stalking [[fucktard]] so they can buy her prints and bid a shitload of Jewgold for all of her used [[crap|stuff]].
** A subset of this tartlet is the '''The Poseur''' (''Passuer imagica thuivery'') who is stupid enough to plagiarize a set of images from the same cosplayer (preferably famous or in professionally-made attire), or a combination of several different cosplayers' images, regardless of nationality, body type, facial features, or even gender. The best part is that people accept the dupe as genuine, leaving rave comments and expressing their appreciation of the imposter's "talents."
* ''' The Popular Ass''' (''Popularium asinus'') - [[Image:Flamers_by_Teruchan.jpg|thumb|[[Teruchan|Illustrated example of how the Popular Ass views the rest of the internets]] ]]Deviants who have more than a million pageviews and as a result, have their heads stuck up their ass. They're usually this popular because their galleries are full of ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'', [[Sonic]], [[Furry]], [[Pokemon]], [[Disney]], ''[[Nintendo|Super Smash Bros.]]'', [[Animu|Anime]], [[Naruto|Narutard]] and [[hentai]] "fanart" and they regularly threaten to leave about thirty times per week. Posting criticism on their page results in immediate attacks by their [[Personal Army]] of retarded fans, which shows that deviantART is a place full of [[Idiot]]s and [[Fail]].
* '''The Emo Poet''' (''Plagiralus emotalis'') - These are the people who are too stuck-up to bother with either Facebook or LiveJournal because they believe they are [[retard|artistic]]. They can often be found redistributing copypasta from [[vampirefreaks]], trying to seem [[Gay|hardcore]]. A recently discovered relative of this species is Monglus Canus, commonly know as the Dogmongler.
* '''The Emographer''' (''Vidarae filia emotalis'') - Similar to the Emo Poet, these deviants deem themselves superior to their Facebook/LiveJournal counterparts, but does not differ a lot from their roots, as they enjoy posting pictures of them cutting themselves and then sucking up all of the pity that the internets has to offer.
* '''The HXC Moshgrapher''' (''Br00talis XXXila'') - Moar [[13-year-old boys]] who upload photographs of themselves and their HXC mosh pit crew fighting ghosts at local hardcore shows. Normally stolen from [http://www.destroyalllines.com Destroy All Lines], These ''[[emo]]'' zubs will threaten with gang[[rape]] and epic flaming if their lens flare spin kick br00tal XXX mic steal pics are criticized. Note the sweat, blood (from razors) and semen on the lens.
* '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] Crew''' (''Anonymus lulzae'') - The [[Awesome|lurkers]] of deviantART who dig up all the glorious lulz and tell the truth about this place. Be they banned or spurned, these dedicated [[men]] and [[no girls on the internet|women]] pursue their intended targets with constant vigilance and unwavering dedication.
* '''[[13 year old boys|Cheerleaders]] of [[Anonymous]]''' (''Anonymus lulzae pussia'') - Some users of deviantART, being namefags of sorts, fear teh banhammer, but will indirectly participate, or at least cheer, from the sidelines as frontline Anonymous [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|kill the faggotry with fire]]. True Anons are encouraged to [[rape]] them until they stop being [[pussy|pussies]] and join in the [[lulz|fun]]. Some even act as if they [[Newfag|knew anonymous all their lives]].
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Image:Peaceful_state_of_mind_by_destinytripp.jpg|Typical ID picture of the Emographer.
Image:DAFag.jpg|[[suicide|Bored]] and talentless members post photos of [[fugly|themselves]].
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===Levels of Tartlets===
[[Image:Summary of DA.jpg|thumb|center|1000px|<center>'''Summary of dA, wank wank wank wank.'''</center>]]
* '''Members''' - Also known as "normal" tartlets, they are ubiquitous, and can be found in even the [[hell|deepest pits]] of deviantART. Members are mostly whiny little [[bitch]]es, [[furries]] and [[fags]] that post [[shit_nobody_cares_about|everything about their lives]] in their journal on a daily basis. This group mostly consists of [[retards]] who assume that posting [[shit]] [[fan art]] every single day of their pathetic lives will make them [[an hero|famous]]. They also hope to be promoted to senior members or admins, but don't realise that even deviantART rejects [[retards]] as potential material.
* '''Subscribers''' - (CORE members) [[File:Da-premium1.png|48px]] - Although rare, this level contains the closest thing to ''real'' artists that deviantART has. These people are [[fucktarded]] enough to give deviantART money in return for [[sex|additional features]], and their payments form the bulk of deviantART's income. The [[admin]]z treat them as if they were their children, [[pedobear|protecting]] them from anything that might [[Offended|harm]] them, but once they realize the truth and show signs of it, the moderators will drop the [[banhammer]] on them before they can spread the truth. Once [[ban|banned]] Subscribed tartlets will beg, scream and [[cry]] for their money back, only to be told to [[STFU]] and [[GTFO]].
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Image:Bling.jpg|[[lolly]] This demonstrates where the subscribers' money goes.
File:Proetski_DA_Screenshot.jpg| Are you sure you don't want to subscribe?
Image:Rich little buggers.PNG| What happens to all the money.
Image:Basement_dwelling_tartlets.jpg|wait, how many of you live with your parents?
File:DeviantartLogic.jpg|As you can see, those who obtain a subscription from their asspatters are better people than those who use their hard earned cash to purchase one.
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* '''Beta Testers''' [[File:Da-beta1.png|32px]] - Beta Testers are a sub-species of Subscribers and are also a source of deviantART's income, but instead of getting more [[shit|goodies]] than the subscribers, they actually work for deviantART by testing their [[shit no one cares about|new features]]. The only reason anyone would choose to be a Beta Tester would be for the [[masturbation|symbol]] or to get [[chasethehedgehog|closer to becoming an admin.]]
* '''Senior Members''' [[File:Da-senior1.png|16px]] - Senior Members are either really [[old]] people who have been tartlets for [[at least 100 years]] or former [[admin]]istrators. [[Noone]] really likes seniors but they [[lies|pretend]] to like them in order to become Seniors themselves. The rules are simple on how to become a Senior Member on deviantART, mostly because the [[admin]]s were too fucking [[fail|lame]] to come up with anything more original than ripping off Fight Club [http://help.deviantart.com/29/]. There are two types of Senior Members on deviantART:
**The [[Attention Whore]]s who think they are [[lies|PILLARS OF THE CUMMUNITY]] and must [[sex|sexually]] involve themselves in everything and everyone. These members are easily noticeable by their appearance everywhere and their constant positive attitude towards everything. They would smile, even in the face of a black person who was about to [[rape]] them and steal their car.
**The [[Internet tough guy]]s who like to run around and [[troll]] everything they can find. You'll often see them in the forums or chatrooms telling people to "fuck off" or "[[rape|take the knot]]." But the moment one of their [[admin]] friends are attacked, they rush in head first. These Senior Members are the worst kind, since no matter what they do or whoever they [[butthurt]], they will not be [[banned]] EVAR because they perform [[queening|various sexual acts]] for the [[admin]]s.
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Image:LOLLY ACCURATE.jpg|This is a typical Admin and Senior Member relationship.
Image:Totallyhelpful.JPG|Expect wonderful help from [[Jackass|senior members]] such as [[Faggot|IBinsanity]].
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===Pageviews===
Aside from drawing [[animu]], the primary goal of a tartlet is to obtain '''pageviews'''. Remember, kids: [[Attention]] is the most vital commodity of survival to the [[emo]][[fur]] girls that comprise the bulk of deviantART's population! Let's look at the following equation that was developed through intensive research: 

<div class="blink"><center><big>'''Page views = Attention = BETTER THAN SEX?!</big></center></div> 

Pageviews are a terrible [[drug]] that can drive a tartlet to engage in all sorts of lies, trickery and treachery. The quest for pageviews creates great banquets of the [[drama]] on DA, where tartlets pull all sorts of stupid shit such as [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007|faking a mass suicide]]. Scientific research has proven that tartlets cannot reach orgasm without first acquiring [[over 9000]] views of their traced fanart.[http://web.archive.org/web/20080206154813/http://mmm-aj.deviantart.com/art/The-Cynic-s-Guide-to-dA-v2-0-51366646 This guide] contained far more effective tactics and strategies for obtaining pageviews.

Of course, 99% of all human beings who are too fucking lazy to survive [[TL;DR]] ramblings, can just check out [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37634905/ this submission] for a brief explanation on how to become [[popular|popularrr]] on deviantART.

[[Delthero|Be JUST like this faggot.]]

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Image:RetardART is for retards.png|[[Attention Whores]] can drop $20 to have their shit spammed until 500 dorks click it!
Image:BUYOURSHITE.jpg|They cut the bullshit and just want your monies NAO!
Image:Da lie.jpg|Nobody can escape the ads.
Image:dafakeviews1.jpg|Using a hitfaker can help too.
Image:How to be popular on devart by shinga-resized.jpg|in case it's deleted, copy of 2006 cartoon on how to chase "fame" on dA
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====Groups====
A relatively new way for "artists" to get noticed and amass pageviews. Groups are a weak attempt by the admins to give members a feeling of self-worth and general acceptance, thus why they're called "groups". They're basically a bunch of fetish junkies who want to up their [[popularity]] but posting their "[[art]]s" for other like minded individuals.

===The admins themselves [[File:Da-staff1.png|16px]]===
* '''CEO''' - User {{dauser|Spyed}} Not even sure is this is a [[puppet|bot]] or a lazy admin
* '''Advertising''' - A bunch of nobodies, who let photoshopped disasters onto the site as fail advertisements. They got in trouble for letting [[ lol| Pornographic advertisements]] onto the site.
*'''Communications''' - [[Who gives a fuck| Not much on them]]
* '''Community''' - The [[retards|people]] who answer the report tickets
** The ones to take note of are as followed:
*** {{dauser|RealitySquared}} or more commonly called "RetardedSquared". Not only does he completely ignore copyright laws, but he condones tracing, screenshots of copyrighted anime and manga, and people posting their penises and vaginas onto the site as "nude arts". Getting a reply to a report from him, is a sign that [[Raped|The report won't end well]]. He is also said to be finding loopholes to keep tracer {{dauser|GothicVulpix}} on the site.
*** {{dauser|dxd}} one of Retardedsquares [[buttbuddies|minions]]. Not a good admin to get in a report. HE most likely became an admin after sucking on RetardedSquare's tiny dick.
*** {{dauser|godofodd}} A giant bannhammer. [[lolwut|He has a strange obsession with nipples]]. Oh and he is one of the admins who will follow the rules.
*** {{dauser|y2jenn}} Whiny [[Tumblr|Tumblrtard]] Social Justice Warrior of the group. Don't expect good help if she banned you. You might as well be talking to clever bot. She also has the tendency to now pick through and [[balete]] works she doesn't like. Edit: It seems that if she bans you for [[retarded|good]] reasons and you try to appeal she will sic her [[buttbuddies|minion]] on you and attempt to [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/30805261/3574772215 sue your asshole for questioning her authoritah!]
*** {{dauser|kozispoon}} one of the most retarded admins ever. She will blatantly ignore important details, and don't expect a block evasion case to go right when she replies to it
Most of the other admins really are just [[shit|not worthy of noting]]. Except for [[Tom Preston|one]], who ended up [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/lol-tompreston-did-it-again.569/ being the subject of one of the longest threads] in the history of ED's forum. He's still not worthy of mention.

===Trends and stupid events===
====Adoptables====
These things are the disease of deviantart that Jew use to get watchers or [[money|points]]. every [[furry]] on deviantart has made one in their time. Adoptables usually have a system where you give the fugly mismatched coloured [[sparkledog|character]] a name then draw it in your style. It usually results in butthurt failures crying because [insert username including the word [[wolf|wolf]] here] did not draw the doggie within 3 days of "claiming" it. The other way is to send points that they use to buy other even uglier designs. Users that make adoptables cry if you insult their [[fail|pretty]] designs... hint hint.

====Merchandise====
Want to show your [[gay|dA]] pride? Now you can buy shirts, hats, and much more with deviantWEAR! Yes, with designs like "Pageview [[Whore]]" you will truly be the envy of your friends… if you had any. When the obviously poor Tartlets complained that the Jewish $taff was [[obvious|only in it for the money]], they began to sell [[Troll face]] merchandise.

As of May 2013, you can no longer buy merch from DeviantART. '''Problem, internet?'''

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Image:DA_Trollshirts_BUYNAOW.jpg|BUY OUR SHIT THAT WE HAVEN'T EVEN MADE OURSELVES NAOW!!
Image:Dtardfreeplushlulz.jpg|OMG!!![[oneone|11]] I TOTALLY WANT THAT [[Lol|FREE PLUSHIE FOR $75]]!!!
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====April Fools Day 2008====
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[[Image:DA_Comments_Apr2008.png|185px|right]]
On April 1st, 2008, the deviantART crew, in a fail attempt to seem "Internets hip", decided to make an [[April Fools]] Joke by turning everyone's icon (including those who lacked one) into [[Mudkips]]. Unfortunately, they failed to realize that not everyone on their site is a [[4chan|sick fuck weeaboo who spends his free time in the basement fapping to Mudkip pr0n]].

Almost instantly, whiny teenage [[emo]]s overran the Help Desk, Help Chat and [[Complaints Forum]], asking essentially the same thing: "'''Why is my icon a [[Mudkip]]?'''" When these butthurt "artists" attempted to revert their icons back to normal in order to accurately reflect their [[weeaboo|individuality]] and unique-isity, their efforts were met with a strange error message: 
{{Quote|[[lulz|u dont liek mudkips?]]}} 
{{clear}}
... and it was a fail.

====devianTART Gender Wank November 2010====
[[Last Thursday|During a recent upgrade]], devianTART decided everyone on the site had to specify their gender as male or female. When confronted with this fact, [http://transfinite.dreamwidth.org/215469.html transfinite] asked [[WTF]] and many Tartstaff answered [[your mom]] and showed just [[pedobear|what kind of tartlet]] they're [[fap|looking]] for.
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Image:Datranswank3.jpg|[[Feminist|>mansplained]]
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====April Fools Day 2010====
Two years after the Mudkips incident, deviantArt tried again to make an April Fool's joke, and failed again, unless somehow provoking unbridled amounts of rage and whining is their idea of a reaction to a successful prank. This time around they replace everyone's icons (and signatures as well this time) with [[Twilight]] and [[Lady Gaga]]-based stuff, possibly due to any reasonable person going "WTF" in the face of such things.

{{Quote|[[fail|@Prince-Charles 16 minutes 1 second ago
RAH RAH USE THE OFFICIAL THREAD O LA LA

SO I HERD U LIEK APRIL FOOLS ?

--
I want your psycho , your vertical stick.]]}} 
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<gallery>Image:2010April.png|Go team fail!
Image:Teamcomplain.jpg|Go team Complaint!
Image:Correct.png|How dare you complain on their awesomeness!
Image:generalasshat.png|captain butthurt</gallery></center>

====1,000 Image Search Limit====
Just in time for the [[Christmas|2010 Holiday Season]], deviantART decided to add a search limit to the number of results a person can see. This resulted in almost immediate [[RAGE]] by the [[Tartlet]] community, once they realized they could no longer view hidden [[Lie|masterpieces]] of the wonderful worlds of [[Pokemon]], [[Twilight]], [[Harry Potter]], [[Naruto]], and [[Vocaloid]]. This resulted in many [[Fake|Internet Protests]] on and off the site and a surge in Forum activity, to which the admins said that they really didn't give a fuck.

====April Fools Day 2011====
DeviantART, in their never-ending search to please the ten-year olds that inhabit the site, somehow found out about [[Troll face]], and decided to [[doing it wrong|completely fuck it up]].[[Image:DA_april_fools_2011_trollface.png|thumb]]

They put images of the infamous character everywhere, in order to piss off the [[retard|smart]] tartlets, because they couldn't read their messages and no one could see their art.

Since everyone knows clicking things makes it go away, our beloved Troll face was assaulted by thousands of mice that fateful day. Little did these heartless criminals know, doing so would only lead to a message explaining the prank, which [[doing it wrong|completely ruins the idea]]

====2012 - The Furry Uprising====
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Deviantart, being the [[retarded|slow-as-fuck]] little [[autism|inbreds]] they are, decided to appeal to the [[furries|cat lovers]] of the internet by making cats the "main thing", they had a window pop up every 20 seconds, informing [[you]] about "mandatory cat education", by including [[shit nobody cares about|small cat-related facts]] , and forced every user to create [[furry porn|cat-related art]], to appease the cat [[hitler]], or else their little demon mascot would be killed. Upon clicking the popup, you were met with a picture of cat-hitler, and this message:
{{quote|Greetings minions,
If you're reading this, then our ploy was a success. After years of demeaning ourselves in cat .gif animations, being forced to nyan through space, and having our vicious battles with ribbons and soda boxes videotaped for all see, our patience has finally paid off. You may think we're adorable. You may love us. But it's all been a ruse, and the time has come for action.

Let us explain.

I am `MajorGeneralWhiskers. My hobbies include sleeping on your face, making claw-graffiti on leather couches, and seeing how far I can kick litter outside the box. I lead the Feline UpRising, also known as FUR. We're an army of expert cat hackers and script kitties who have been working tirelessly to take over deviantART. We even reduced our sleep schedules to a scant 17 hours per day, and it's all paid off. Now that we've seized control, we'll be making a few changes to make things more to our liking.
|'''The autistic deviantART team''' - Way behind on internet culture''}}

'''[[TL;DR]]:''' [[Furfags]]. Despite their [[butthurt|anger]], many tartlets can't bring themselves to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deactivate their accounts]] because then where would they [[Sheezyart|go]]?

====Proposed *.art Top Level Domain====
[[File:DA_fart_dot_art.png|thumb|I'd buy that for a dollar!]]
Because managing a picture host for Sonic recolors and traced anime screencaps is [[Srs Bsns]], the DA [[admin]]s have started a campaign for them to manage a Top Level Domain, and have submitted an application to ICANN. Currently the [http://spyed.deviantart.com/journal/Help-support-our-application-to-manage-ART-316764084 comments] are either slavish cock sucking of the admins for e-points, or variations on "what the fuck are you thinking?"

'''UPDATE''': It didn't work. LOL.

====Removal Of The Search Bar On Favorites====
[https://www.deviantart.com/team/status-update/Some-of-you-may-have-926491637 Somewhere on August 2022], the [[retarded]] DA admins made a huge mistake, by removing the fucking search bar on favorites gallery. the reason is because it was [[Stupid|"was expensive to operate and maintain—especially given its relatively low usage."]] how exactly something as simple as search bar is so dang expensive to maintain and operate? on the "relatively low usage" part, apparantly, the statistics included inactive accounts, which is just a useless excuse to remove the feature, when most active accounts used the freaking feature.

Because of this, if you have [[Over 9000|9001]] deviations on your (or other tartlet's) favorites, now you have to scroll infinitely or go to certain pages for finding one of deviations you favorited, have a good luck.

The fact that the announcement was posted as status update instead of journal means even the DeviantArt staffs are pussied out againts the backlash of the tartlets. [https://www.deviantartsupport.com/en/article/search-in-favourites There is a votation to restore this feature though.]

And at least, Since June 2023, the favorites search bar has been restored.

====[https://www.deviantart.com/dreamup DreamUp™]====
[https://www.deviantart.com/team/journal/Create-AI-Generated-Art-Fairly-with-DreamUp-933537821 Since November 2022], as [[AI artwork|AI image generators]] went trending like crazy, the Llama-fucking DA admins [[Jumping the Shark|Jumped the shark]] by actually implementing their own AI image generator called "DreamUp" that nobody asked.

[https://www.deviantart.com/team/journal/UPDATE-All-Deviations-Are-Opted-Out-of-AI-Datasets-934500371 Few moments later on the same day], because of the backlash of angry Tartlets againts the AI generator, the DA admins foolishly set all tartlet's deviations to opt out the 3rd-party AI image generators, except DreamUp itself.

The AI generator itself is nothing more than just a bunch of external AI image generators being shoved into a fucking blender to create this abomination, how original... NOT, because we all know that DeviantArt is notorious for being rampant on [[Art Theft|art thievery]]. Upon using DreamUp for the first time, you have 5 free prompts to generate the image. after running out, you'd have to buy core for [[moar]] promps, like DeviantArt is not greedy enough, ever since its downfall after the site was sold out to Wix{{Jew}} on February 2017.

==Videos==
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|<youtube>R69eVWNleMA</youtube>
;The Best of DeviantART
|<youtube>8fGFjoeyc6I</youtube>
;[[Typical]] "[[Original character]]s" found on Deviant Art
|<youtube>vjnoOMEJcAY</youtube>
;The deviantART drinking game - brought to you by [[Gothzilla]]}}
}}

==Gallery==
{{collapsegallery|'''deviantART'''|dAgallery|center|<gallery perrow=5>
Image:Selfpromo.png|A failed attempt at self promotion on Tumblr.[http://artist-confessions.tumblr.com/post/33306363582/submitted-by-anonymous] See upper right.
Image:Fandomperv.PNG|Your typical basement dwelling fandom pervert.
Image:JoeyRage.PNG|This is what a butthurt shipper looks like.
Image:Shit_profile.png|Notice how this user [[Aspie|doesn't actually show his face]] without shitty editing.
Image:Bawwwww.jpg|[[How do I shot web|How do I left DA?]] Araiya-Mintaka[http://araiya-mintaka.deviantart.com] shows us [[Bawww|how it's done]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:EDextart.png|Before and after reading this, the [[furry]] and the [[autism]] article.
Image:Favouritesystem.PNG|This amazing piece of functioning feature is brought to you by the deviantart programmers.
Image:Sonicfans_are_retarded.png|Trolling Sonic Fantards shouldn't have to be so fucking easy.
Image:ButlovaSonicGirlsFart.jpg|You can find common [[do not want|abomination]] fetish fanart like [http://butlova.deviantart.com this one] on DeviantART.
Image:But it got worse.jpg|A fairly accurate depiction of the correlation between pageviews, lack of talent and being an Attention Whore.
Image:Unoriginalyokoripoff.jpg|My OC. DO NOT STEAL!!!11!!!11!!1!![http://generalhelghast.deviantart.com/]
Image:DeviantArt Doesnt Care.png|DeviantART polls always yield [[lulz|support]] and [[gtfo|understanding]].
Image:Fuglyemo.jpg|90% of deviantART camwhores.
Image:Ariadreamgirl.jpg|Behold, the creativity of your average camwhore.
Image:I hate ED!!!!!!.jpg|An average journal. [[irony|"I hate racism and jews"]]
Image:TypicalDArager.jpg|A typical political comment on devianTART.
Image:Deviantss.jpg|A screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot. [[You|Who'da thunk it?]]
Image:KawaiiBondageArtNUDITYHOT.png|It's fetish ART. Or political "satire". I don't fucking know.
Image:regular_show_fantard.png|[http://imperialhope.deviantart.com/gallery/ "Imperial" Hope's gallery of "masterpieces"]
Image:fuckyouDevTART.jpg|Let the van hit you on the way out
Image:artisticnudes.jpg|Nobody takes anything as a piece of artwork anymore!
Image:LOLNARUTARD-1.jpg|Typical fanart request.
File:Typical devianTart submissions.jpg|Blowjobs are permitted now as of 2014.
File:Heartytherock troll.png|Your average TMNT fan on devianTART.
File:TEST by purpletak12.png.jpg
File:Sparklefetish1.jpeg
File:Strange people by kazokuhouou.jpg
File:First Sight by Kaze Hime.jpg
File:Mine by loladdar.jpg
File:Prayer by Jat777.jpg
File:Iris Uriko Briefs-shes-turning-tricks.jpg
File:Gretchen and Background Nazi by TheStarDoor.jpg
File:Xadaj17-2.jpg
File:SugarPig by purpletak12.png
File:Ugh the fuglyness art.jpg
File:Mistysarcasm.gif
File:DeviantArt Degenerate.jpg|Dude wtf bro
File:Littlecloudlol.jpg
File:Kiki and chris.jpg
File:Lulzhater.png
File:Ohnoesbitch.jpg
File:Miffantard4.PNG
File:DANazi2.png
File:Pride DA.png|Average [[pride]] art on DA
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Anime]] - What most talentless hacks like.
*[[Art]] - dA? Not really.
*[[Pixiv]] anime-artwork based competitor-website that has been around since 2007.
*[[Furaffinity]] - Homeworld of the furry "artwork" community.
*[[Doopie DoOver]] Tranny bitch that is more known for sucking [[Chris Chan]]'s dick than anything he ever produced.
*[[ButLova]] - The [[Uwe Boll]] of the [[inflation art|inflation fetish]] community. Hated and a disgrace.
*[[Tom Preston]] - The god emperor of artistic failure.
*[[Cheeyev]]
*[[Chii-Chan24]]
*[[Chix0r]]
*[[Curt Sibling]]
*[[DA World Tour 2009]]
*[[Drawrawr]]
*[[Dongforce#DeviantArt_Ruin|Dongforce hijacks 2000 deviantArt accounts]]
*[[Elfwood]]
*[[Flipnote Hatena]]
*[[Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme]] - TARTlets actually made a game using their terrible fetish art and are selling it for $25 on Steam.
*[[Illcitvirus115]]
*[[Jark]] - The yellow alien.
*[[Ke-Kaikunane-o-Seer]]
*[[Linerider]]
*[[Massifesto]]
*[[Mike]]
*[[Realitysquared]]
*[[Shadow Dinosaur]]
*[[Shawn XYZ Beast]]
*[[Shoogerbare]]
*[[Smackjeeves]]
*[[Smorekitty97]] - Another one of the countless [[sick fucks|furries]] that populate deviantart.
*[[Vigouroux]]
*[[Y!Gallery]]
*[[Yuikami]] - She is what happens when a tartlet discovers [[TF2]].
*[[Banditkazoo]] - Typical devART furfag
*[[Kaoru Yuuka]]

==External Links==
* http://www.deviantart.com - The shithole itself
* http://in-ae-we-trust.deviantart.com - Our official ED group
* http://www.pixiv.net - The gook version, in moonspeak.
* http://wehatehumans.deviantart.com - A typical group
* http://proud-weeaboo.deviantart.com - Where is your God now?

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I'm the type of person to write about [[shit nobody cares about]].

I also spend time wiping traces of [[Girlvinyl]]'s fecal matter (see: [[The Græt Niggercide of Old ED]])
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== Whatever pages ==
* [[User:InspectElement/Template Sandbox]] - Where i make random templates and template remakes.
== (Stats) List of Pages I... ==
=== ...Have Made ===
* [[BonziWORLD]]
=== ...Have Improved/Rewritten ===
* [[Diogo Mendes]] (I'm responsibe for 99.7% of the page so you could say I "made" it)
* [[Logo Kids]]
* [[Smartschoolboy9]]
* [[Yomama]]
=== ...Might Make ===
* Zender Man aka Oscar Ferguson - Some raging greasy furfaggot from [[England]]. ('''Already working on it:''' [[User:InspectElement/Zender Man]])
:^ im probably gonna scrap it (or move it to my sandbox) because i failed to beef it up to my liking and it reads like a shitty attack article
* Martinez Perspective - 40-year-old mysterymeat [[jew|"National Conservative"]] and [[alt-right]] turned anti-[[Hitler]] grifter talking to himself and his 3 followers on Telegram (as much as it sounds like a [[shitty attack article]], there actually is plenty of lulz to unpack)
=== ...Might Improve ===
* <s>[[Darren A. Nichols]] (add moar info about the tard; possibly some vids)</s> lol baleeted
* [[Jellybean]] (moar vids)
* [[Fun Shitposting Wiki]]
* [[Nafo]] - Potentially good but needs a few tweaks.

=== ...Might Rewrite ===
* [[Reception wikis]] (already rewrote the introductory paragraphs)

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{{breakingnews|As of September 27th, 2022, The main wikis (Shittipedia) are now closing down for good following a circlejerk for comment!!}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Founder'''|Grust (founding father)}}
{{ibrow|'''Platform'''|[[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]] (2013-2018) [[Miraheze]] (2018-2022) Telepedia (2022-present) (Unofficial)}}
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[[File:Averageloser.jpg|right|thumb|'''BEWARE!''' This professionally trained Reception Wiki user will write 9 paragraphs and 50 lists of his irrational hate for something you enjoy.]]
The '''Reception Wikis''', also known as '''Qualitipedia''' for the main ones, was a group of very [[unfunny]] and "[[no|Original]]™" [[wiki]]s that are written by mostly [[autistic]] [[13-year old boys]], who posses a hobby which involves listing reasons as to why they dislike something and then disguising their unbearable amount of [[butthurt]] and [[fail]] as honest criticism. Basically, all you do on the wikis is make lists of why something is good or bad based on a very reliable source called "[[your]] [[opinion]]". In fact, almost all of the articles on those wikis are exactly just that; [[Uncyclopedia|careless and effortless spam]] of opinions, and nothing else. The first "reception wiki" was the ''Crappy Games Wiki'', which indeed lives up to its name, a [[crappy]] wiki about shitty games that suck asses. The inspiration for that wiki was none other than "''[[Angry Video Game Nerd|Some Nerdy Guy Who Reviews Old Games And Calls Them Shit Twenty Times In A Row LOLZ!!!1]]''", and the wiki's creator found him so [[lie|hilarious and relatable]] that it gave him the idea to make the concept of fuming over some millennium-old game into a wiki. The retard who shat it out was Grust/DisneyVillain, a [[schizophrenic]] fag that no one cares about.

The wiki was so [[Fail|"successful"]] that it spawned thousands of similar shit-infested wikis of [[fetus]]es screeching about something they hate which they rebranded to "(un)Qualitipedia". On [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Qualitipedia and [[The Outcast Network]] (the drama-starting shitfest that revived the idea of User Reception Wikis) both waste hours causing spergy [[edit wars]] and [[writing yourself into an article|write their opponents into articles]] like this one, resulting in the [[sysops]] ræping both sides.

Pissing off your average Receptard will cause a tsunami wave of asspies who will write a scary article about something you like.

If all of the Recepshit Wikis were to unite together, they could possibly rival [[ED]] in terms of page views, pages, et cetera. However, they can't do so when it comes to actual content because they're closer to [[Uncyclopedia]] and [[Illogicopedia]] than ED.

==The beginning==
On July 22, 2013, the reception wikis were born thanks to some schizophrenic retard named Grust (at the time known as DisneyVillain <ref>https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Grust?action=history</ref>) who tried to be a virgin critic gamer like [[AVGN]] all because he got butthurt over [[TV Tropes]] refusing to add ''[[Depression Quest]]'' into the "So Bad, It's Horrible" list. He created a wiki called "Crappy Games Wiki" on [[FANDOM (website)|Fandom]] (at the time known as Wikia), where he sent out his dumb [[opinions]] on Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, ranting about how ass the game is. <ref>https://crappygames.miraheze.org/w/index.php?title=Crappy_Games_Wiki&dir=prev&action=history</ref> <ref>https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Plumbers_Don't_Wear_Ties Plumbers Don't Wear Ties</ref> <ref>https://crappygames.miraheze.org/w/index.php?title=Plumbers_Don%27t_Wear_Ties&dir=prev&action=history</ref>

Crappy Games Wiki had [[Tumor|inspired]] the creation of other wikis, such as [https://terribletvshows.miraheze.org/wiki/Terrible_Shows_&_Episodes_Wiki Terrible Shows & Episodes Wiki], [https://awfulmovies.miraheze.org/wiki/Awful_Movies_Wiki Awful Movies Wiki], etc. as well the positive version of those wikis, such as [https://awesomegames.miraheze.org/wiki/Awesome_Games_Wiki Awesome Games Wiki], [https://greatestmovies.miraheze.org/wiki/Greatest_Movies_Wiki Greatest Movies Wiki], etc.

It is currently unknown about the dramas that happened on these wikis before the expulsion to [[Miraheze]].

===The origin of user reception wikis===
The user reception wikis, basically the shittier of a shitty attack article, originated when [https://terribletvshows.miraheze.org/wiki/Terrible_Shows_%26_Episodes_Wiki Terrible Shows & Episodes Wiki] (at the time known as Terrible TV Shows Wiki) were clogged with pages about YouTubers back in 2018. As a solution, EezyCheezy created [https://web.archive.org/web/20180619172948/http://awfulyoutubers.wikia.com:80/wiki/Awful_Youtubers_Wiki Awful Youtubers Wiki], which was the precursor to [https://web.archive.org/web/20210329145349/https://atrociousyoutubers.miraheze.org/wiki/Atrocious_YouTubers_Wiki Atrocious YouTubers Wiki]. Awful YouTubers Wiki was [[Forever Alone|abandoned]], because the creator of the wiki, thought that [[Shit no one cares about|nobody will give a shit]] about the said wiki, which as a result, many shitty pages and pages about YouTubers that actually good ended up plaguing the site, but due to the wiki's downfall, MiiFan2004 founded an even shittier wiki called Atrocious YouTubers Wiki on June 18, 2018. <ref>https://community.fandom.com/wiki/Adoption:Atrocious_YouTubers_Wiki</ref> <ref>https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Blog:Hello_my_dear_wonderful_friends.</ref> <ref>https://terribletvshows.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Pinky_Malinky</ref> <ref>https://embarrassthepignow.miraheze.org/wiki/User:ItMeansNothing</ref>  And that's how user reception wikis originated. little known that they were would be a bad idea.

It should be noted that an ignorance and blind future can lead to the creation of the user recepshit wikis, which is just [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|our]] job.

==How to create a reception wiki article==
Step 1: Create an article on something nobody cares about.

Step 2: Nitpick/Praise the stuff from a biased perspective, without research as to who the hell cares.

Step 3: Say some useless "[[shit nobody cares about|facts]]" or spam some random [[shit|videos]] from [[YouTube nobodies]] If you want to. It's better [[truth|If you don't though]].

Step 4: [[????]]

Step 5: [[PROFIT]]

When you're done, your article will look something like this:
===Why It Rocks===
#They're nice
#They're my friend
#They're a good person
#They call out the bad
#They did good stuff
#They're sexy
#They have a really huge penis

===Why It Sucks===
#They’re mean
#They hate me
#They're a bad person
#They’re racist, sexist, and homophobic
#They said terrible things
#They're ugly
#They have a massive hate boner

Protip: feeling bored of the default main header? well, you can replace them with yours own. (i.e. Why It Sexy/Never Have Bitches)

==Are these wikis accurate?==
No, they aren't. Despite them trying to call themselves [[lie|"serious"]], nobody can take them seriously when all the articles look like they were made in fucking three seconds with no effort at all.

Until one of the admin was demoted, these wikis weren't even accurate to the reception. They were actually based on [[LOL WUT|"If it's actually good or bad"]], basically the biased "opinions" of people on the website. They're basically like a huge echo chamber. When [[IGN|critics]] have a different opinion, they usually just say [[irrelevant|"the critics suck and only our dumbass opinion matters"]], while it is a fact that critics are shit, their opinions aren't much better and hold the same value as theirs. They also have a hidden rule that [[LOL WUT|all "average" media (AKA stuff with mixed reception) automatically goes to the negative wikis]]. it would be better if they abandoned their repetitive "Why it Sucks" and "Redeeming Qualities" pointer-based formatting, and actually adapt a real wiki formatting like [[Wikipedia]], and even explaining the shits the subject have, its not that hard, but well they instead choose to keep their backward-ass and primitive formatting, that who knows it made the wikis obsolete in early 2020s.

Since these wikis are written by 13-year-old boys, manchildren, and [[Basement-dweller|basement dwellers]], the only explanations are nonsensical. Some of the reasons are just your average shit written in the worst way possible, while others are just some shit pulled right from their ass and doesn't mean shit just to make the page longer. Some reasons are just getting offended over stupid shit that doesn't matter.

The people that run these wikis claim to be against [[SJWs]]. If that was true, why the hell does everyone on your websites act like one? They have the same traits and reasonings as [[SJWs]] when it comes to the articles. You [[why|can't even swear]] on any of pages, nobody gives a shit about swearing and if you do, you're some overly offended as fuck, oh wait that's the users of these wikis.

==The wikis==
Here are all of the wikis they've made out of the shithole. A little-known fact is that these wikis weren't actually made from scratch, they were likely made from AIDS cattered in semen. This, of course, should be noted that it's not all about opinions, it's about being unoriginal with a lack of creativity in ideas for a wiki, therefore, leading up the community from being severely autistic or cowardly Thanatophobia-feared retard to both.

===Qualitipedia (2013-2022)===
#[https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Crappy_Games_Wiki Crappy] and [https://awesomegames.miraheze.org/wiki/Awesome_Games_Wiki Awesome Games] Wikis (2013, 2015): The spawn of these cancers. Created to be just simpler versions of an [[AVGN]] video, for the apes who couldn't understand what he was saying. As they were too dumb AVGN is obviously [[trying too hard|comedy]] (even though he's unfunny) so they took his nitpicks and praises literally. The games that get praised are from the perspective of doomed [[13-year-old boys]].
#[https://awfulmovies.miraheze.org/wiki/Awful_Movies_Wiki Awful] and [https://greatestmovies.miraheze.org/wiki/Greatest_Movies_Wiki Greatest Movies] Wikis (2015, 2016): [[TheMysteriousMrEnter Spergfest Bandwagon|Enterbot]] paradise. People have the exact same opinions as [[MysteriousMrEnter]] with no difference whatsoever. The pages have the exact same quality as his reviews. Just a bunch of praises or nitpicks with as little effort as possible. Basically a glorified script.
#[https://terribletvshows.miraheze.org/wiki/Terrible_Shows_%26_Episodes_Wiki Terrible] and [https://besttvshows.miraheze.org/wiki/Best_Shows_%26_Episodes_Wiki Best Shows & Episodes] Wikis (2016, 2017): Same as above.
#[https://dreadfulbooks.miraheze.org/wiki/Dreadful_Literature_Wiki Dreadful] and [https://wonderfulbooks.miraheze.org/wiki/Magnificent_Literature_Wiki Magnificent Literature] Wikis (2017, 2020): Wikis to praise and complain about a bunch of words. [[nope|way better]] than [[Bad Webcomics Wiki]]. People will take this shit too seriously.
#<s>[https://rottenwebsites.miraheze.org/wiki/Rotten_Websites_Wiki Rotten]</s>, and <s>[https://freshwebsites.miraheze.org/wiki/Fresh_Websites_Wiki Fresh Websites] Wikis</s> (2018, 2019 - 2022): Both are truly rotten, especially the former because it were [[politics|politically]] driven. the websites wikis are officially closed down as of June 30, 2022, due to issues like the website recepshits are hard to find, and websites are best known for their userbases, not the fucking quality of it.
#[https://qualitipedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Qualitipedia Qualitipedia Central]: The main hub for all main Qualitipedia reception wikis, where they did a shitload of dumb [[Circle jerk]] for Comments.

===The Outcast Network (2018-2020)===
See [[The Outcast Network#The "Wikis"|here]] for the wikis that were run by the Shitcasts.

===Other internet-related wikis===
#The Music Reception Wikis: Comprised of [https://thehorriblemusicandsongswikia.miraheze.org/wiki/Horrible_Music_%26_Songs_Wiki Horrible], [https://thebestmusicandsongswikia.miraheze.org/wiki/Best_Music_Wiki Best], [https://worstmusicandsongs.miraheze.org/wiki/Worst_Music_%26_Songs_Wiki Worst] and [https://delightfulmusicandsongs.miraheze.org/wiki/Delightful_Music_%26_Songs_Wiki Delightful Music & Songs] Wikis (2017, 2020, 2021): With the original Horrible and Best Music & Songs wikis, unlike the other wikis who have no effort put into their articles, these wikis have anti effort put into an article. Most people are too lazy to write a full sentence or have many reasons. They get mad over everything they see in a song unless it's completely great from their perspective. They also dicksuck the shit out of [[Michael Jackson]] cause they can't accept the groomed children. Even though the Horrible and Best Wikis eventually migrated as The Horrible Music and Songs Wikia and The Best Music & Songs Wikia, due to the shitty domains and titles, the Qualitipedia users made the Worst and Delightful wikis, which just [[Copypaste|copypasted]] all of the original wikis' articles.
#[https://amazingyoutubers.miraheze.org/wiki/Amazing_YouTubers_Wiki Amazing YouTubers Wiki] (2018): Where people go to explain why their favorite [[Youtube nobody|nobody]] on [[YouTube]] is amazing. It's independent of the Outcasts as of June 18, 2020. <ref>https://amazingyoutubers.miraheze.org/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Sitenotice&oldid=4467</ref>
#<s>[http://web.archive.org/web/20210518163008/https://horriblevyonderswiki.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Horrible Vyonders Wiki]</s> and <s>[http://web.archive.org/web/20211028105538/https://marvelousvyonders.miraheze.org/wiki/Marvelous_GoAnimators_Wiki Marvelous GoAnimators Wiki]</s> (2019): Dead on arrival, as the Vyond trend died out in 2017, literally. Marvelous GoAnimators Wiki later merged with [https://amazingyoutubers.miraheze.org/wiki/Amazing_YouTubers_Wiki Amazing YouTubers Wiki] and created [https://trashyvyondvideos.miraheze.org/wiki/Trashy_Vyond_Videos_Wiki Trashy Vyond Videos Wiki] without articles against Vyonders.
#<s>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210106000255/https://awfultwitteruserswiki.miraheze.org/wiki/Awful_Twitter_Users_Wiki Awful]</s> and [https://amazingtwitterusers.miraheze.org/wiki/Amazing_Twitter_Users_Wiki Amazing Twitter Users] Wikis (2019, 2020): Not much is known about Awful Twitter Users Wiki, but it was presumably short-lived garbage, evidenced by the fact that even though [https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Special%3ARequestWikiQueue%2F9763#mw-section-comments it was founded on November 4, 2019], it was advertised on September 16, 2020 by [https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Portrock1566 Portrock1566]<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20200922194114/https://atrociousyoutubers.miraheze.org/wiki/Atrocious_YouTubers_Wiki</ref>, but [[The Outcast Network]] was closed on September 22, 2020 <ref>https://awfulmovies.miraheze.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/EijiZeBoi&offset=20201012175559&target=EijiZeBoi</ref>, and that is presumably when the other user reception wikis and The Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki Database shut down as well. The sister wiki is just a dead wiki no one cares about.
#<s>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200530162556/https://crummyscratchers.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Crummy]</s> and [https://astonishingscratchers.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Astonishing Scratchers] Wikis (2019-2020 [Crummy Scratchers Wiki only], 2019): Crummy Scratchers Wiki, just like most negative user reception wikis, mainly just spread rumours about [[Scratch|Scratchers]] such as [http://web.archive.org/web/20200528041858/https://crummyscratchers.miraheze.org/wiki/Rebecca_Spark Rebecca Spark], [http://web.archive.org/web/20200527134221/https://crummyscratchers.miraheze.org/wiki/RacerIIIFury RacerIIIFury], [http://web.archive.org/web/20200529162711/https://crummyscratchers.miraheze.org/wiki/BorisERufusFanAgain BorisERufusFanAgain], [http://web.archive.org/web/20200529194142/https://crummyscratchers.miraheze.org/wiki/Newhungrymosquito Newhungrymosquito], etc. as their pages had lots of unsourced claims. Astonishing Scratchers Wiki is a wiki that shows a [https://astonishingscratchers.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RecentChanges?hidebots=1&translations=filter&limit=50&days=180&enhanced=1&urlversion=2 mediocre amount of activity] and [https://astonishingscratchers.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:ListUsers/sysop admins that are either semi-active or completely inactive].
#<s>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201103165112/https://atrociousdeviants.miraheze.org/wiki/Atrocious_Deviants_Wiki Atrocious Deviants Wiki]</s> and [https://talenteddeviants.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Wonderful DeviantArt Wiki] (formerly Talented Deviants Wiki) (2018-2020 [Atrocious Deviants Wiki only], 2019): Since all [[Deviant|Deviants]] are nobodies, all the articles are just about people nobody cares about, Atrocious Deviants Wiki is full of articles about petty bullshit. It was closed down as of April 2020, thanks to [[GalaxyRailways2199]]. Wonderful DeviantArt Wiki is private, sitting in the dust.
#<s>[https://badquotevusers.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Rubbish]</s> and <s>[https://goodquotevusers.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Superior Quotev Posts Wiki]</s> (formely Bad and Good Quotev Users Wiki) (2020, 2021): Wikis that could have been saved from being closed for [https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Content_Policy content policy] violations, but were later manually closed for unknown reasons.
#[https://rottenwebsites.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page Rotten Websites Wiki on ShoutWiki] (2019): Originally a wiki that Mar8/9122 founded because they were [[Butthurt|butthurt]] because he was soon going to be exiled on the original. On January 16, 2021, he rebranded it into a free vandalism wiki. <ref>http://rottenwebsites.shoutwiki.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=777</ref>
#<s>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200606054841/https://atrociousfandomusers.miraheze.org/wiki/75.157.16.123 Intentionally Bad Wikis and Users Wiki]</s> (formerly Atrocious FANDOM Wikis and Users Wiki and Atrocious Fandom Wikis and Users Wiki before that <ref>https://archive.vn/IDpe1</ref> <ref>https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RequestWikiQueue/7045#mw-section-request</ref>) (2019-2020): Wiki that apparently caused drama. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200716234910/https://unfavorablefandomwikis.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page</ref> That's all we know about it because there are very few archives. Probably the wiki that has been rebooted the largest amount of times.
#<s>[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RequestWikiQueue/9433#mw-section-request Crappy Reception Wikis Wiki]</s> (2019): Forgotten reboot of the wiki mentioned above.
#<s>[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RequestWikiQueue/10273#mw-section-request Mediocre Wikis & Users Wiki]</s> (2019): No archives whatsoever, so it's abandoned and forgotten about, especially considering the founder requested the wiki below 11 days after it was created, which probably ended up covering most of the things this wiki was going to cover/covered.
#<s>[https://archive.vn/84ulS Controversial Wikis & Users Wiki]</s> (2020-2021): Another reboot of Intentionally Bad Wikis and Users Wiki that was forgotten about and replaced with Unfavorable Wikis and Users Wiki. Like Intentionally Bad Wikis and Users Wiki, it had very little archiving.
#[https://tiresomewikis.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page Tiresome Wikis Wiki] (2020): Unnecessary Intentionally Bad Wikis and Users Wiki reboot, especially considering UWAUW was still around the time it was created, and even after that one closed, there was still The New Reception Wiki. And when that one closed, it was still [[pointless|unnecessary]] because most TNRW users moved to [https://chillout.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page The Chill Place]. 

===The Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki Database (2018-2020)===
#<s>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210604122726/https://toxicfandomsandhatedoms.miraheze.org/wiki/Toxic_Fandoms_%26_Hatedoms_Wiki Toxic]</s> and <s>[https://web.archive.org/web/20200922165414/https://healthyfandomsandandhatedom.miraheze.org/wiki/Healthy_Fandoms_%26_Hatedoms_Wiki Healthy Fandoms & Hatedoms]</s> Wikis (2018-2020, 2019-2020 <ref>https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RequestWikiQueue/5801#mw-section-comments</ref> <ref>https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RequestWikiQueue/8801#mw-section-comments</ref>): There is no such thing as a "healthy" fandom or hatedom. This wiki isn't healthy and is on drugs, as it has no productive reasonings. Both wikis were closed on Miraheze, but Healthy Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki was [https://healthy-fandoms-hatedoms.fandom.com/wiki/Healthy_Fandoms_%26_Hatedoms_Wiki rebooted on Fandom] on September 23, 2020.
#<s>[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RequestWikiQueue/7966#mw-section-request Sane Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki]</s> (2019): Original version of Healthy Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki. Queenspace replaced it with Healthy Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki rather than just trying to change the database name. <ref>https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RequestWikiQueue/8801#mw-section-request</ref> Plus, they didn't even need to change the database name to "healthyfandomsandandhatedomwiki", what they should have done before they even decided to rename the wiki was change the domain of Sane Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki to "sanefandomsandhatedomswiki" because the current database name, "sanefandomsandandhatedomwiki" is fucked up for obvious reasons and "healthyfandomsandandhatedomwiki" is no better.

===Other wikis===
#[https://greatcharacters.miraheze.org/wiki/Incredible_Characters_Wiki Incredible] and [https://loathsomecharacters.miraheze.org/wiki/Loathsome_Characters_Wiki Loathsome Characters] Wikis (2018): A wikis about whining [[Pointless|fictional characters]] being characters being [[no|"mean"]], the articles will cause AIDS, even to the founder.<ref>https://crappygames.miraheze.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&logid=118612</ref> <s>Closed down as of August 9, 2021</s>, however then reopened. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210823150958/https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Blog:Why_I_Think_The_Character_Wikis_Should_Be_Deleted</ref> <ref>https://loathsomecharacters.miraheze.org/wiki/Future_of_Loathsome_Characters_Wiki_discussion</ref> <ref>https://greatcharacters.miraheze.org/wiki/Incredible_Characters_Wiki:Future_of_Incredible_Characters_Wiki_discussion</ref> Arguably, the origin where "treating opinion as fact" criticism happens on the wikis.
#[https://upsettingtoys.miraheze.org/wiki/Upsetting_Toys_Wiki Upsetting] and [https://fantastictoys.miraheze.org/wiki/Fantastic_Toys_Wiki Fantastic Toys] Wikis (2020, 2021): Was the newest Qualitipedia wiki before being kicked off. Seems to prove that they're [[Manchild|manchildren]]. Shut down for these exact reasons, though later reopened. <ref>https://qualitipedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Requests_for_Comment/Cutting_out_the_Toys_Reception_Wikis</ref> <ref>https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Requests_for_adoption#fantastictoys.miraheze.org</ref>
#[https://perfectrobloxgames.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Perfect Roblox Games Wiki] (2018 on Fandom; 2019 on Miraheze): Sister wiki of Abysmal Roblox Games Wiki, so essentially the same thing, but the 13-year olds are praising games rather than raging, and also, despite that the sister wiki is, it's not part of [[The Outcast Network]] for some reason. [http://web.archive.org/web/20200809144956/https://perfect-roblox-games.fandom.com/wiki/Perfect_Roblox_Games_Wiki It was originally on Fandom] like other reception wikis, but that version was never migrated for some reason, and instead a user recreated it on September 15, 2019. <ref>https://perfectrobloxgames.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=Main+Page&wpdate=&tagfilter=&wpfilters%5B%5D=newusers</ref> The wiki is not closed, inactive or even private, so there is no indication it was ever supposed to be abandoned; everyone just forgot about it for some reason.
#[https://garbagerobloxgames.miraheze.org/wiki/Garbage_Roblox_Games_Wiki Garbage] and [https://perfectionrobloxgames.miraheze.org/wiki/Perfection_Roblox_Games_Wiki Perfection Roblox Games] Wikis (2020): Recreations of Abysmal and Perfect Roblox Games Wiki; although Garbage Roblox Games Wiki was created due to Abysmal Roblox Games Wiki's "downfall", but Perfection Roblox Games Wiki was just created because everyone forgot about Perfect Roblox Games Wiki because they're lazy and stupid.
#<s>[https://thenewreceptionwiki.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page The New Reception Wiki]</s> (2020): Created by one of the users who was bancaked. Grust, the [[insane]] founder of reception wikis, was exiled to this wiki. [[Zenko]] also moved there too. This wiki claims to be better than the current [[Reception Wikis]], when it's really a just as shitty [[cuckservative]] version of the wikis, even to the point of using [[Conservapedia]] a [[LOL WUT|fucking source]].<ref><s>https://thenewreceptionwiki.miraheze.org/wiki/Media_That_Is_Popular_With_Or_Panders_To_Right_Wingers#References</s></ref><ref><s>https://thenewreceptionwiki.miraheze.org/wiki/Media_That_Is_Popular_With_Or_Panders_To_Left_Wingers_And_SJWs#References</s></ref><ref><s>https://thenewreceptionwiki.miraheze.org/wiki/Media_That_Is_Debatable_Whether_Left-Wing_Or_Right-Wing_Pandering#References</s></ref>there's even a page about the current reception wikis [http://web.archive.org/web/20210718185038/https://thenewreceptionwiki.miraheze.org/wiki/Original_Reception_Wikis there]. most of the pages are about user's opinion, which is, meh, its up to them since [[shit no one cares about|little to no one cares about.]] Closed down as of October 23, 2021 due to one literal child admin not wanting to run it anymore. It was also often used as another Intentionally Bad Wikis and Users Wiki reboot but was admittingly [[Better than expected|better]] than the others due to having sources to back up their claims, most of the time.
#[https://scumbob.fandom.com/wiki/ScumBob_Wiki ScumBob] and [https://antiscumbob.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-ScumBob_Wiki Anti-ScumBob] Wikis (2018): Wikis created due to episodes of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] clogging up Terrible Shows & Episodes Wiki (formerly Terrible TV Shows Wiki) and Best Shows & Episodes Wiki (formerly Best TV Shows Wiki). ScumBob Wiki, instead of being closed, was told to be more constructive. However, there is a [https://scumbob.miraheze.org/wiki/ScumBob_Wiki Miraheze version] anyway, and pages about SpongeBob episodes are (unfortunately) allowed on TSAEW again.
 
Everything else either got PWNed or is just completely utter shit. If you want to vandalize any pages on these wikis, go ahead, but considering the way how Shittipedia put Miraheze stewards into living hell, and tarnishing Miraheze's reputation, as of the current CfC about closing down the wikis, it is better if you don't.

==What is the point of these wikis?==
There is no point in these wikis. What you properly do on this wiki is make these 13-year-old autism crybabies scream at your single opinion. They can be better compared to typical [[SJW]] [[Twitter|Tweeters]]. Despite this awful community, and as being an editor, you create and rant something that shits you don't want on this wiki, list your pointless opinions, and nothing much.


==List of Known Receptards==
{{nobodies}}
 
Most of them are either one of the two: toxic or authoritarian. Some niggas from this wiki came from ED to create boring attack articles like you are currently reading this one. besides that, they can be [[slaves]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|us]]. Other examples include [[Fun Shitposting Wiki]] and [[The Outcast Network]].

Note: following the late August Shutting Down Qualitipedia CfC, most of them are retired.
===[[Nazi|Owners and Admins]]===
#'''Blazikeye535/DecidiousWater534''': The current co-owner of Qualitipedia. A [[Florida]] man who thinks he's funny but repeats the same jokes over and over again to the point that they're dead within a day. Has a severe hateboner for some guy named Inkster who apparently lives rent-free in his nonexistent mind. Looks like Todd Howard, apparently.
#'''Raidarr''': The [[philosopher]] Gary Stu that was shown to be a rationalist [[faggot]] towards the wikis. Overall, the most rationalist user that most people would treat to be as better as [[Jesus Christ]].
#'''TigerBlazer''': Some [[FurFag|furry]] [[die alone|nobody likes]]. He has a massive hate [[Cock|boner]] for Website Wikis, won't shut up about how he feels, can't decide on anything, and [https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/LJN_Video_Art#comment-20794 thinks he's so funny when he's not].
#'''Stephenfisher2001''': A [[Brony|brony]] who draws like shit, thinks he's a "film critic" on YouTube, and is a crybaby when people have different opinions. Absurdly active on the movie reception wikis.

===[[Retired]]===
#'''[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Grust Gru][https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/Grust_(usurped) st]''': Founded Crappy Games Wiki back when it was on Fandom because he couldn't rage about [[Zoe Quinn]] and ''Depression Quest'' on [[TV Tropes]]. He is the only blogger on the Miraheze version for the longest time but posts useless cooking tips. Also very "batshit insane". eventually took the L because he cannot move the hell on from the August 2021 incident.<ref><s>https://thenewreceptionwiki.miraheze.org/wiki/Blog:I%27m_going_to_Get_Globally_Blocked</s></ref>
#'''Masson Thief''': An [[Mario|Italian guy]] who helped start Awful Movies Wiki and Greatest Movies Wiki because he thinks movies are better than video games. Got fucked by PKMNLivesNew but was a cool guy besides that when he was active.
#'''[[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]]''': A mentally retarded user who is obsessed with [[K-On!]] and other terrible “moe” anime. He created pages that were very shitty and deleted other pages just because they quote on quote "lack quality". As of [[Last Thursday|right now]], he moved on to Encyclopedia Dramatica because he got tired of Qualitipedia’s bullshit. Compared to the rest of these users, he remains calm whenever shit goes down.
#'''[[User:SpongeBob SquarePants|DuchessTheSponge]]''': Some teen obsessed with ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]'' and Meggy from ''SMG4'' to unhealthy levels who isn't really as bad as the rest of these. formerly the new dictator of the wikis, until the August 2021 drama.
#'''DuckHuntChief''' (known as SMG4Nerd4591 on [[DeviantArt]] and [[powerword]] Trevor Chief Woo): Some SuperMarioGlitchy4, Real-live Villains Wiki, and [[Duck Hunt]] [[fag]] who was once in the network, mainly on Loathsome and Great Characters Wikis, but left because of his awfully tragic experiences on it, one of which being harassed by a receptard over bolding the subject's name on the first paragraph of a page. his final straw on the wikis was presumedly on Crappy Games Wiki, when he added some details about ''[[Pokemon|Pokemon Sword and Shield]]'' to the Rushing game development page, but was reverted by the shit of one of the admins, making him [[ragequit]] from Qualitipedia for good and retreated to Real-live Villains Wiki for bad when the latter was 10x shittier than Shittipedia due to RLVW's citations being "[[nothing|dude trust me]]" most of the time. his tragic experiences, along with the wikis's neverending shittyness and dramas, is why he made two shitty ironic and bitching Qualitipedia rants on his [[DeviantArt]] account, one focuses on the wikis in general, and other focuses on the Celebtards/Celebsmarts page. there was once the 3rd rant focused on the wiki's users about toxic comments, but it was [[baleeted]] for unknown reasons. the comments section on his Qualitipedia rants has becomes an ironic [[circlejerk]] haven for anti-QP/[[Miraheze]] [[Tartlets]], including former Qualitipedia users who has [[DeviantArt]] account too, so don't go there if you don't want to get [[AIDS]] and [[Cringe]]. eventually, DuckHuntChief [[ragequit|left]] [[DeviantArt]] and never logged in back since February 2022 for good, seemingly acknowledge that the Qualitipedia/Miraheze hatedom, particularly on [[DeviantArt]], has becomes a cesspool of hypocritical [[autistic]] cringe-inducing whining [[circle-jerk]] shitfest just like the Shittipedia community, and wonder how he feels when Real-live Villains Wiki got closed down due to its barebone citations on the pages, that it violated Miraheze's [[Rules of the Internet|rules]]. not to be confused with Trevor807.
#'''MiiFan2004''': [[Aspie]] who founded Atrocious YouTubers Wiki with Mar9122 because they needed to sperg out over some YouTubers they hated. He is obsessed with UglyDolls and probably came inside his collection of them, as well as the Midnight Gospel, and has an entire Vyond universe dedicated to putting users from the wikis that he doesn't like into strange scenarios. Has his own wiki now, which is moving to another platform, but nobody knows where the new version is.
#'''[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]''' (known as '''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]'''/'''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]''' on Fandom and known as '''[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]''' on Miraheze): [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who's a [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]] and [[K-Pop]] fanboy, and [[fail|treats them like saviors]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos despite claiming to hate Vyondtards and [[Vyond]], and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]'s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against Qualitipedia.

#'''[[User:Trevor807|Trevor807]]''': A fucking nerd who is obsessed with sports no one follows and now spreads his spergery over the Different History Wiki with Wage.

#'''[[MarioMario456]]''': Autistic unfunny nigger whose only contribution to the [[circlejerk|Reception-wiki-sphere]] and wikis in general was trying to steal them until he rage quit after a bunch of warnings from Miraheze Trust & Safety. Later [[User:MarioMario456|immigrated into ED]] to rape his enemies, only to rage quit ED as well after failing to pull off the same thing and claim the site for himself.
#'''[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Ramadhan1a Ramadhan1a]''': A 16-year-old [[orange]] who threw a [[boomer]] joke towards [[User:Nicholas05|Nicholas05]] for having a huge hate-boner over his old nickname "Benderban01" and its variations on The Cult Of Amethyst discord server on March 29, 2020, until he along with [[Mar9122|Wombling]] eventually rage quitted over getting fuck being called benderbanned by Skezy. Compared to false accusers like Wade Robson and Amber Heard, he manipulated his friends by accusing Nick of pedophilia.
#'''DarkMatterMan4500''': [[Autistic]] [[Nintendo]] [[fanboy]] who was the former owner of Qualitipedia and thought he was the next [[Jimbo Wales]] and acted like wiki moderating was his true calling in life. Thinks he's a God and acted on those thoughts by creating bullshit rules and blocking people for the stupidest reasons. Can't handle any criticism, especially based on his opinions on franchises. Now works for the Miraheze stewards and formerly stalks banned users on social media.
Some other notable users were retired, mainly due to the ass drama of the wikis, too bad.

===The Gallery of [[Banned]] Motherfuckers===
#'''PKMNLivesNew/UglyRat''': Responsible for the shut down of the reception wikis back when they were on FANDOM with his [[SJW]] trollfaggotry.

#'''[[Mar9122]]''': The naive former owner of Atrocious YouTubers Wiki and a former YouTuber that caused a one-man drama with three faggots. On Miraheze is a different story because when Wage is gone, he became a leader and conned “The Outcast Network” right after Masson Thief told him to fuck off. Afterward, he became an arrogant “war hero” bastard to his friends and his enemies, especially Horrid Reception Wikis Wiki. After its closure, this wiki raped him and nowadays everyone hates him. Poor guy? Nope, he's a pedo. By the way, the joke that [[Bad Webcomics Wiki]] is a "reception wiki" originated from the spiritual predecessor version of his page, back in 2019, before ED went down for a long time.
#'''HalJordan008''': Moralist Hitler but banned by Arctic01 because he said that her deleting his pages was "WORSE than [[Adolf Hitler]], [[Benito Mussolini]], [[Joseph Stalin]], and [[Mao Zedong]] because those tyrants at least had sympathy.".
#'''[[Seunghwan Lee]]''' (known on Fandom as [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:El_Internet_Troll El Internet Troll] and known on Miraheze as [https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Se Se]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TheInterneto TheInterneto]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:HellYes HellYes]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:SoloPatriot7890 SoloPatriot7890]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Mammoth109 Mammoth109]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:HelloMan HelloMan]): Korean autistic fat boy with lots of rage and flames. He killed Mar9122 and his "[[Lie|girlfriend]]" Zenko, exposed his enemies' antics. His source of sexual arousal is flame wars, drama, peace shit, and people overall being dickhead afterward, he told dog killers for jokes and became dead. He proposed a mass rape spree throughout Miraheze. Fortunately, he got forcefully sterilized before ever executing sex crimes until he posted a dick pic as an "apology".
#'''Gucci Rsbbit''': Some underage kid who wished death on users after they kept deleting his pages. A-logged to hell and back for no reason didn't really deserve it.
#'''IHateShippers''': A spammer with some weird fetishes and thinks Arctic01 is Satan (when she isn't at all, it's DarkMatterMan).
#'''[[GalaxyRailways2199]]''' (known on Miraheze as [https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Ihateallofyou Ihateallofyou]): Pedophile, coprophile, train-ophile, and just a big pussy.


===Other Receptards===

#'''[[Zenny|Zenko]]/VosKitsune/VosVosKitsune''': Has her own page for all her spergery.

#'''Blubabluba9990''': Megasperg who talks like a Karen on the wikis when something he likes isn't talked about.
#'''RickERB23''': Annoying user who constantly reverts edits without explanation and for some reason believes that all people in the audience reception are fucking idiots. <ref>https://thebestmusicandsongswikia.miraheze.org/w/index.php?title=Imagine_Dragons&action=history</ref> <ref>https://amazingyoutubers.miraheze.org/w/index.php?title=LS_Mark&action=history</ref>
#'''[[Willg8686]] (known on Miraheze as [https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:WG8686 WG8686]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Kadabra Kadabra]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Nidoking Nidoking])''': A "YouTuber" with a gay crush on DarkMatterMan who wants nothing more than to spread his Brick Hill hateboner on the game wikis.

===The Outsiders===
Not receptards, but recepshit wikis/[[Miraheze]] haters who are critical of those two, only to have equally same issues as the wikis and its community in some ways. these are the most notable ones:
#'''MamaLoona14414''': A [[tranny]] and [[Inflation art|inflation fetish]]-addicted [[furfag]] who constantly never shut up about wishing the wikis to shutdown, as well being one of typical anti-Qualitipedia tartlets who cry "we should form our own opinion!", yet circle-jerks on any rant towards the wikis. has shitty grammar and is apparently on the retarded anti-[[Vyond]] community too.
#'''ImagiMiester''': Hates the recepshit wikis (and [[Miraheze]]) as a whole, just because one reception wiki that treat opinion as fact, Loathsome Characters Wiki. uses soundtracks, as well any other things when describing his feelings against the wikis, which is just feel like [[Chris-chan]] tard-raging and jumping, while yelling "MY NAME'S NOT IAN BRANDON, SOMETHNG!!".
#'''SuperMarioFan65''': A [[Pop Culture|popularfag]], [[Vyond]] hater and [[Tartlet]], and [[Zoophilia|penguinphile]] who is best known for his shitload of pointless [[DevianTART Stamps|DeviantArt stamps]] and shit-tier [[MSPaint]] drawings. after he moved on from bashing [[Vyond]], he take the reception wikis and [[Miraheze]] as his current bashing subject, unaware that the [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]] subcommunity of DeviantArt which he is into are just as [[autistic]] as those two and [[Grounding videos|grounded videos]]. changed little ever since his [[Vyond]] hateboner and John Edlinger drama.
#'''ThePackagedReviewer''': A [[YouTube Commentaries|JewTube commentator]] who makes constructive rants toward naughty users, usually [[tartlets]]. he also made the rant toward the wikis, and arguably one of the most mature reception wikis hater, ever. used to have a [[DeviantArt]] account, but get rid of it.

Dishonorable mentions: CrashBomba, FunGuy2001, DyrkEdgers666, and pretty much most of Recepshit Wikis/[[Miraheze]] haters and outsiders in [[Tartlet]]-[[Cartoons|Cartoonaboo]]-[[Vyond|Vyondfag]]-[[Logo Kids|Logofag]]-[[YouTube Commentaries|JewTube commentator]] [[assburgers]] circle, especially when they cannot distinguish Reception Wikis/Qualitipedia from [[Miraheze]] and believes both are same thing, which is just autistically similar to how [[Vyond]] haters believes that [[Vyond]] is all about grounded videos as well [[Vyond#Typical_trends_in_the_community|other overused unoriginal shits]] and trends, while ignoring the obscure gems and good parts of it. if you use both [[DeviantArt]] and [[Miraheze]], knows the differences between reception wikis and [[Miraheze|the latter]], and most importantly, using [[Miraheze]] ''more than'' just for recepshit wikis, congrats! good for you, you're safe.
 
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==Why The Wikis Suck==
#They are all the fucking same, with the same retarded userbase, dumbass logic, and the same nitpicky points, which they treat as fact. You see we can explain why the "wikis" suck in one sentence, unlike your dragged-out bullshit.

==Redeeming Qualities==
#Sike, there's nothing "redeeming" about these butthurt shitholes.

==[https://web.archive.org/web/20210715035835/https://rottenwebsites.miraheze.org/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica Their Now-Baletted Shitty Attack Article On Us]==
One of the now-closed down Shittipedia wiki, Rotten Websites Wiki, decided to make a shitty attack article that can be summarized as:

===Why It's Rotten===
4. Faildox

6. Failure

7. OH NO NSFW

8. Epic troll

10. No, it's Wikipedia with more lulz

13. Clicked on the ad by mistake

17. That's because enemies of the lulz get super pissed

Rest of the pointers: Blablablabla, ED IS SATIRICAL DUMBASS

===Redeeming Qualities===
1. No shit, Sherlock.

2. Based

3. That's because enemies of the lulz get super pissed

4 & 5. Yes

6. Based, but not really...

7. Based, which is this page [[you]] are currently looking on this very wiki.

8. BOTH SIDE SUCKS THAT WE LOVE THEM WITH ANGER

The article was eventually baleeted because they're pussied out. <s>they later created one on the sister wiki, which praises us in the worst way possible.</s> also baleeted.

==The Expulsion==
===Background===
In February of 2018, One day, an [[SJW]], [[RationalWiki]] user, and [[Pokemon|Pokefag]], PKMNLivesNew, opposed them because they're pro-[[Gamergate]]. he said this to the [[Fake Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] founder on his message wall:<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180310154219/http://crappy-games.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:26362</ref>

{{squote|'''Nice Try''': ''Your articles on [https://web.archive.org/web/20180115034252/http://crappy-games.wikia.com:80/wiki/Corruption_in_Game_Journalism Corruption in Game Journalism], especially [https://web.archive.org/web/20180116175001/http://crappy-games.wikia.com:80/wiki/Gamers_Are_Dead Gamers Are Dead] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20180204142645/http://crappy-games.wikia.com:80/wiki/Quinnspiracy Quinnspiracy], are almost entirely based off of Gamergate conspiracy theories. I know better than to believe that Kotaku is unethical with the central argument being based on misogyny. I am NOT someone who falls for the "OOH IM FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO'S A [INSERT MINORITY HERE] BUT [INSERT SAME MINORITY HERE] IS STUPID" argument anymore, so don't use it. It is my belief that your claims on those articles are straight-up hate speech, which is not very nice. Here is a link to an RW article on this so-called "corruption": [https://web.archive.org/web/20180322180459/https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gamergate [CLICK THIS]]''
''There. I've made my point. Please retract the misogynist and racist claims in these articles.''}}

Grust, the [[insane]] founder, replied:
{{squote|Before I start let me say, I usually don't waste my time talking to [[SJWs]], in fact, I just block them when I'm on [[Breitbart]]. First off, many of my articles have links to prove my points, something you conveniently failed to mention, including [[Quinnspiracy]] and [[Anita Sarkeesian]]. In fact, if you look at some of the videos on [[Anita Sarkeesian]]'s video (which we know you won't), you'd see that there are even women criticizing her. Second, I have actually played [[World of Warcraft]] with some women in the guilds with far higher ranks than me that hate [[Feminism|feminazies]] and SJWs like you. We've even had fun with it the whole patriarchy BS whenever I donated supplies for the guild. Third, hate speech, nice try hate speech now pretty much means, anyone who disagrees with [[SJW]] ideology. Also [[Rational Wiki]], I looked at that piece of crap once and never went back as I'm not dumb enough to fall it. In fact, no one cares what SJWs think anymore. That should have been made obvious when Donald Trump became president. Finally, ooh wow misogynist and racist huh? The two words you people make every single time you lose an argument. Already knew you were full of crap when you made this message. Nice try but thanks to SJWs those words no longer have any meaning to me. Watch this, "I'm the happiest little racist in Racist town, where the misogynists run wild and free." I've already seen your new wiki and honestly go ahead and make it, won't hurt my feelings and you're free to do whatever you want there. Even if I wasn't blocked I know where I'm not wanted and wouldn't have went there anyway.}}

Then Grust later bancaked PKMNLivesNew. PKMN, for revenge, then created New Crappy Games Wiki, and he promoted it on Terrible TV Shows Wiki and RationalWiki, the latter [[Shit no one cares about|no one cares about]]. the wiki in question, at the time of closing, only had four pages, two of which being shittier versions of pages the reception wikis already have, one shittier smear on [[GamerGate]], and a project page on to tarnish reception wikis.

The [[war]] continued, and until then, after he vandalized pages on Animated Muscle Man Wiki, which were failed, he eventually headed up to community central to complain about how "oppressed" he was. This resulted in a rare case of Fandom staff interfering with an admin's block, claiming the reason he was blocked (SJW/Feminazi) is "hateful".<ref>https://community.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:BertH?threadId=4400000000002182213</ref>
The glorious victory of PKMNLivesNews, however, was short-lived as the admins of reception wikis brought up straight [[facts]] that he had harassed Grust and abused multiple accounts for trollfaggery and vandalism. This immediately got the staff to authorize the reception wikis to re-block PKMN, stating that "harassment has no place on Fandom".

===Doomsday===
The doomsday of the reception wikis eventually came; in September 2018, Fandom baletted one of the reception wikis due to a policy change. apparently, some "SJW staff" decided that no critical or negative content deserves a place on FANDOM, in case somebody decides to sue them and cost them their glorified ad revenue. The news where some of the reception wikis baletted eventually reached [[KiwiFarms]] as well.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wikia-fandom.11043/page-26#post-3739036</ref> The reason why the wikis were baletted was thought to be unknown until someone found a blog that PKMN made on Community Central, titled "My Involvement in Ending Crappy Games Wiki", in which he talks nonsensical shit about his victory towards ending the reception wikis on FANDOM while calling the user of the wikis "toxic", "misogynistic basement dwellers" and "Nazi supporters". the comment section of the blog, was full of pissed-off Crappy Games Wiki users, calling out his bullshit. the blog was eventually baletted due to too many [[RAGE|tard-rages]] of CGW users. The reception wikis were baletted one by one. Before Crappy Games Wiki on FANDOM was baletted, they had found [[Miraheze]] and migrated there, along with the rest of reception wikis.

===Afternarth of PKMNLivesNew===
PKMNLivesNew dragged the hell off [[RationalWiki]] in an attempt to raid CGW off, which only backfired; even the RationalWiki users were pissed at him, and eventually, PKMN got bancaked from [[RationalWiki]] for good.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1992761</ref><ref>http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki%3ASaloon_bar&type=revision&diff=1992795&oldid=1992761</ref><ref>https://community.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:1516105</ref> It's unknown whether he's going to return, or probably not.

See [http://web.archive.org/web/20221001133523/https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Blog:The_Ballad_of_Ugly_Rat this blog post] for moar information.

==Atrocious YouTubers Wiki's Expulsion==
Due to freaking [[drama]] and issues with the said wiki, eventually, the main reception wikis (now known as Qualitipedia) kicked the shit of Atrocious YouTubers Wiki from the mainline ones, thus, [[The Outcast Network]] was born.

===The Outcast Network===
:''Moar Info: [[The Outcast Network]]''

Looks like the [[Unwarranted Self Importance|edgetards]] stepped in for the spotlight - '''The Outcast Network''' a.k.a '''The Anti-social Network''' was made in a desperate attempt to troll Reception Wikis thinking they were going to be the first wikis to act mentally-[[retarded]], [[what|but we know who was in]]. This network was founded by [[Brony|Seanbuscus2600]] and [[Pedophile|Mar9122]], who both had developed a method to be as annoying as possible to make the immature spregs mad over their stupidity. However, The Outcast Network was a full whiney as fuck community that didn't know how to use insults in a creative way, which means that these faggots started importing their stuff into [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]; all of which are basically just typical [[TL;DR]] articles that makes you think that you're not the only [[dumbass]] who can't create a [[good article]].

==The End of The New Reception Wiki==
[[File:Reception wiki closed.jpeg|thumb|BAWWWW BEING A MOD 2 HARD 4 ME :'((((((((]]
As of October 23, 2021, it turns out the literal child admins of [https://thenewreceptionwiki.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page The New Reception Wiki] have gotten bored of doing the bare minimum and just locked the entire wiki. [[And nothing of value was lost]]. An influx of even moar receptards incoming, baton down the hatches. <ref>https://thenewreceptionwiki.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page</ref> As a result of this, most of the wiki's contributors moved to TigerBlazer's [https://chillout.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Chill Place].

==The End of Websites Reception Wikis==
On May 23rd, 2022, on Qualitipedia Central, a [[circle-jerk|circlejerk]] for comment about closing down the websites recepshit wikis (Rotten and Fresh Websites Wikis) has been opened, due to barebones moderation, its history of [[drama]], [[politics]], certain websites receptions are hard to find, and the "fandom / hatedom doesn't dictate the quality of media" rhetoric didn't work well on these wikis, because websites are known for their userbases and not the qualities of it.<ref>[https://qualitipedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Requests_for_Comment/Close_the_Websites_Wikis The CfC in Question]</ref>

During the time when the circlejerk for comment opened, funnily enough, some receptards that likes websites recepshit wikis didn't want it to close down, mostly because "they like it wahhh!!!11!" reasoning, which is not enough and [[pathetic]], while others have no idea how to cast their vote.

===Final Results===
36 for supports, 33 for opposes, and 3 for abstains. with the supports getting the most votes, as of June 30, 2022, the website reception wikis have been finally closed down for good, [[And nothing of value was lost]].

==The Ultimatum of Qualitipedia==
Because of the way how Shittipedia (Main recepshit wikis) getting worse, due to the [[retarded]] management that failed to making the wikis improve, and tarnishes [[Miraheze]]'s reputation thanks to them, as well [[Twatter]] [[cancel culture]] [[faggots]] targeting the wiki farm's stewards<ref>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/479516650857693204/1012814095210266624/unknown.png</ref>, one of the co-owner decides to make a Circlejerk for Comment about shutting the main wikis (Qualitipedia) down. in addition of the aforementioned reasonings, probably the recent-most reason why that CfC started is, one of the admins suggested to enable the fucking moderation extension thanks to this one [https://qualitipedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Requests_for_Comment/Anti-vandalism_system_for_Qualitipedia-affiliated_wikis CfC], due the insane amount of [[vandals]] plaguing the wikis, without the consequences that cause contributing to the wikis to be pain in the ass, along with some potential backlash that Shittipedia will get.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20221018115455/https://qualitipedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Blog:Reasons_why_I_hate_the_moderation_extension</ref>

[https://qualitipedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Requests_for_Comment/Closing_Qualitipedia Here is the circlejerk for comment in question].

Even some of the former receptards and admins also voted "support", due to being aware of Miraheze's reputation getting fucked up by Shittipedia, as well failing to improve, and holy shit, the circle-jerk has literally become so wild, that you can see the bitter [[truth]] of the wikis, and their feeling over fact that becomes both, literally fact-feelings.

===Final Results===
76 supports, 46 Opposes, and 17 Abstains.

With supports getting the most votes, the wikis are closing for good.

This is the decisive victory of the [[tartlets]] who hate Qualitipedia, without realizing they also have the same shit as them (i.e. Treating opinion as fact and [[circlejerking]]). at the end, [[Nietzsche|they will become monsters]] themselves, and don't be shocked when [[DeviantArt|DeviantShart]] follows the same path as Shittipedia.

===Legashitz of [[Nothing of value was lost|Nothing in The Value was Lost]]===
While the original wikis shutted down, the recepshit wikis concept itself has its own legacy, that will lives on. as said previously, you can literally make your own recepshit wiki-styled rant, but if [[Doing it wrong|you done it wrong]], it will be as repetitive as [[Vyond]]-styled rants, so, be sure to put efforts on your recepshit wikis-styled rant, and try to break free from pointer-based reasoning to dedicated reasoning with sections and shit.

==Other dramas happening on the wiki==
#In 2019, one [[Mar9122|user]] used ED as his personal army, resulting in the bot attacking Crappy Games Wiki.<ref>https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ED-Vandal</ref> The admins repelled the attack.
#Early 2021 drama: One of the admins went apeshit over criticism of himself, as well the wikis, which led to the drama, and blames The Outcast Network, when some of the issues spilled to the main wikis as well. Eventually, the said admin went retired. This is the starting point of the downfall of the wikis.
#The first re-moderation to Qualitipedia: happened on the game reception wikis. Many pages were deleted with vague reasons, such as "pOoRlY wRiTtEn" or "wEaK pOiNtErS" reasoning. Glitchedblood left the wikis permanently because of these bullshit decisions.
#July 2, 2021, Rotten Websites Wiki Coup d'état: Happened because 3 users were asshurted over the baletted of Obsessive anti-SJWs and Mat Brunet page. The coup failed. Ironically, the former's page was eventually taken out of trash, until August 30, 2021.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210830233843/https://rottenwebsites.miraheze.org/wiki/Blog:The_2nd_of_July_Coup Archived page]</ref> <ref>https://qualitipedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Blog:This_Needs_To_Be_Done</ref>
#August 2021 drama: Happened because on Grust's now-baleeted NSFW blog, one user pointed out one of the entries, which was [[Hentai]], contained [[Lolicon|lolicon]], which led to them accusing Grust of being a [[pedophile]]. Of course, none of the admins believed him and said that lolicon isn't pedophilia, which by the way, contradicts their article on ''[[Boku no Pico]]'' where they blatantly claim it is pedophilia<ref>https://terribletvshows.miraheze.org/wiki/Boku_no_Pico</ref>. this was Grust's biggest mistake, and the drama was the final straw, that resulted in him leaving the wikis for good, and DuchessTheSponge retiring (but not for long, until later). Here's the lesson from that drama: think twice before you act, and don't be a [[sick fuck]].
#Super Mario 3D All-Stars drama: Happened because their pathetic asses couldn't agree on where to put it. Ended up banned from both hellholes.
#Somewhere between late 2021 and 2022, the Qualitipedia community argued and went divided whether should custom heading on the articles be allowed or not, the former with creativity and "[[unfunny|funny]]" jokes, or the latter which just kept all article's headers with "Why it Sucks" and "Redeeming Qualities", which is way too boring and repetitive. for the former's sake, why the hell not just allow it? the situation went so bad that even Grust had to call this out with his final verdict that custom heading should be allowed for the sake of creativity.

==Gallery of Lulz==
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File:Unknown-124.png|[[Faggots]] defending the reception wikis like they're as better as [[Jesus Christ]], as always.
File:Bandicam 2021-09-25 23-55-52-734.jpg|[[Faggots]] defending the wikis as always part 2.
File:ToppyHatesAutisticPeople.png|Toppy (former member from the server) laying his [[faggot]] ass as always calling people [[retards]] lol.
File:CGWReactsToCriticism.png|Quick! fix the wikis before it's too late! also, both users featured on this screenshot have left the server.
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==See Also==
*[[RationalWiki]] - They even thought this was offensive, despite similar views they won't admit.
*[[Bad Webcomics Wiki]] - Has nothing to do with the Recepshit Wikis, despite the name.
*[[Uncyclopedia]] - Another shitty website, which they admired and had a page on Fresh Websites Wiki before it was closed down.
*[[Miraheze]] - Previously hosted these shitholes from 2018 to 2022. while the recepshit wikis gave it a bad name, at least Miraheze ''is'' more than just it.
*[[The Outcast Network]] - Shitty [[edgelord]] group that is known for their wikis against users.
*[[Wikipedia]] - Has little resemblance despite calling themselves "wikis".
*[[GamerGate]] - When gaming journalism went corrupted, it resulted in that movement, and what the gaming reception wikis had supported. probably contributed to one of the reasons why the wikis exist in the first place.
*[[Social Justice Warriors]] - Their worst enemy, [[Right Wing|despite being ones themselves]]; also contributed to one of the reasons why the wikis exist.

===Same Circle and Also Overshadowed by The Bad===
If you believe that [[Miraheze]] is all about recepshit wikis, remember:
*[[DeviantArt]] - is all about [[fetish]] arts, toxic and edgy [[devianTART Stamps|DeviantArt stamps]], [[Art Thief|Art Thieves]], [[flame wars]] and [[dramas]], and [[cringe]] [[political]] junks.
*[[Vyond]] - is all about Grounded Videos, as well [[Vyond#Typical_trends_in_the_community|other overused unoriginal and repetitive contents and trends in that community]].
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - is all about Cartoonaboos that are [[USI|fighting over their]] [[pointless]] [[opinion]] on certain favorite shows they either like or hate, which [[no one cares]].
*[[Logo Kids]] - is all about being obsessed with TV/Film logos that [[no one cares about]], and inhereting many of the [[Vyond]] community's characteristics.
*[[YouTube Commentaries]] - is all about boring commentaries, petty dramas, [[A-Logging]], and [[unfunny|failed to be funny]].
*[[TheTopTens]] - Another community where they believes [[wrong|their opinion is fact]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].

==External links==
#[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQMouH3jXlg ThePackagedReviewer's rant on Reception Wikis] (focuses mostly on Atrocious Deviants Wiki, Talented Deviants Wiki, Horrible Music and Songs Wiki, Awful Movies Wiki, and Terrible TV Shows Wiki)
#[https://www.deviantart.com/sugarglazenavalblock/journal/Why-Miraheze-Reception-Wikis-Suck-REUPLOAD-896692429 GlazeSugarNavalBlock's rant on reception wikis]
#[https://www.deviantart.com/duchesssponge5000/journal/My-rant-on-the-Miraheze-reception-wikis-889946466 DuchessTheSponge's rant on the reception wikis]
#[https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQsjFeA0J-RIDjT16ADgI-LJShWM502jbtgDKv8fAGr4hTDLFDsrA1_t4Z5ZCy4WnbTNi6GPHans86m/pub Trevor807's rant on the reception wikis]

#[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miraheze-community-general.96919/ KiwiFarms Thread]

==References==
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Spirit Halloween is a Halloween store known for its' overpriced decorations and [[shitty|cheap]] knock-off costumes made by [[Azn|Chink]] slave children. [[Shit no one cares about|Spirit itself is owned by Spencers' Gifts]], and they are well known for being property leeches who will grab onto any open space in a mall that they can get.

==History==
Spirit Halloween was first founded by some random [[Guido]] named Joseph Marver{{jew}}, in the thousand mile shithole that is [[New Jersey]]. It would start off as just a regular old dress shop, but the Halloween stuff became so popular, that Marver decided to just completely switch to Halloween merch to squeeze as much [[jew gold]] out of the American consumer as possible. And in 1999, the owner [[Goatse|opened]] the store to new markets outside of [[New Jersey|Guidoland]], and into every shitty rundown strip mall in America. Coming up on 40 years of existence, it is estimated that Spirit Halloween makes 8.4 Billion Dollars every year.

===Present Day Spirit===
{{quote|It's a physical manifestation of Halloween. You're driving to work and you see a Spirit Halloween pop up — and it's like, 'OK, it's happening,|[https://www.npr.org/2021/10/05/1043278951/spirit-halloween singer Nick Lutsko to NPR]}}
{{quote|Today’s Spirit is pretty much a bottom-feeder business that works only at the expense of other stores; if there weren’t vacant storefronts, this business wouldn’t exist.|[https://www.strongtowns.org/journal/2021/9/29/about-that-spirit-halloween-store-you-always-see-around-this-time-of-year Rachel Quednau, program director for Strong Towns (as of September 2021)] ([https://archive.ph/oHs5h Archived!])}}

==Fantards==
On the web, Spirit Halloween is very popular with [[Depression|Gothics]], [[Halloween|Spooktober]] [[Fantards|lovers]] (yes, [[FML|they acutally call Halloween that]]), and [[boring]] [[Christfags]] who like clean Halloween memes. These people can usually be found on [[9gag]], [[Funnyjunk]], [[Cheezburger]], me.me, or any other place <strike>that isn't [[4chan]]</strike> that deletes mean comments.

==Gallery of Unfunny Faggotry==
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File:Ebery out buying pool n beach stuff - except me - Spirit Halloween.jpg
File:When The Guys At Spirit Halloween Ask To Help You - meme.jpg
File:Spirit-Halloween-Meme The Office meme.jpg
File:Joker meme Halloween stores and gothics.jpg
File:Spirit-halloween-knows-whats-up-445836.jpg|KAREN - now in costume form
File:Ya putting out the Halloween stuff yet - meme.jpg
File:Another department store closed meme Sprit Halloween.jpg
File:Spirit-Halloween-Meme-Funny.jpg
File:Get In We're Going Halloween Shopping.jpeg
File:Spirit Halloween White House meme.jpg
File:MyFaceWhen i hear Spirit is opening stores 40.jpg
File:Just moments after Noah abandoned the Ark - Bible memes - Spirit Halloween meme.jpg
File:The look on my face - halloween-meme3.jpg
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==The Shitty Nick Lutsko Videos==
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==See Also==
*[[Halloween]]
*[[Malls]] - Where this Parasite spreads most effectively
*[[Hot Topic]] - [[no|Similar to Spirit Halloween]].
*[[New Jersey]] - The place where this virus started.
*[[GameStop|Hollywood Video/Game Crazy]] - The stores that they currently inhabit
*[[Skeletons]] - They wish they could sell Home Depot's GIANT Skeletons - but whatever
*[[ZOG Incorporated]] - Parent company of Spirit Halloween.

==External Links==
*[https://www.spirithalloween.com Spirit Halloween Website]
:*[https://www.spirithalloween.com/content.jsp?pageName=About Spirit Halloween Website -" About Us" section]
*[https://sfist.com/2021/09/22/sf-artist-comments-on-empty-downtown-spaces/ Artist turns abandoned Google office sign into a Spirit Halloween] [https://archive.is/F9KFO '''Archived 1''']
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_Halloween TOW article]
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Spirit Halloween

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Spirit Halloween is a Halloween store known for its' overpriced decorations and [[shitty|cheap]] knock-off costumes made by [[Azn|Chink]] slave children. [[Shit no one cares about|Spirit itself is owned by Spencers' Gifts]], and they are well known for being property leeches who will grab onto any open space in a mall that they can get.

==History==
Spirit Halloween was first founded by some random [[Guido]] named Joseph Marver{{jew}}, in the thousand mile shithole that is [[New Jersey]]. It would start off as just a regular old dress shop, but the Halloween stuff became so popular, that Marver decided to just completely switch to Halloween merch to squeeze as much [[jew gold]] out of the American consumer as possible. And in 1999, the owner [[Goatse|opened]] the store to new markets outside of [[New Jersey|Guidoland]], and into every shitty rundown strip mall in America. Coming up on 40 years of existence, it is estimated that Spirit Halloween makes 8.4 Billion Dollars every year.

===Present Day Spirit===
{{quote|It's a physical manifestation of Halloween. You're driving to work and you see a Spirit Halloween pop up — and it's like, 'OK, it's happening,|[https://www.npr.org/2021/10/05/1043278951/spirit-halloween singer Nick Lutsko to NPR]}}
{{quote|Today’s Spirit is pretty much a bottom-feeder business that works only at the expense of other stores; if there weren’t vacant storefronts, this business wouldn’t exist.|[https://www.strongtowns.org/journal/2021/9/29/about-that-spirit-halloween-store-you-always-see-around-this-time-of-year Rachel Quednau, program director for Strong Towns (as of September 2021)] ([https://archive.ph/oHs5h Archived!])}}

==Fantards==
On the web, Spirit Halloween is very popular with [[Depression|Gothics]], [[Halloween|Spooktober]] [[Fantards|lovers]] (yes, [[FML|they acutally call Halloween that]]), and [[boring]] [[Christfags]] who like clean Halloween memes. These people can usually be found on [[9gag]], [[Funnyjunk]], [[Cheezburger]], me.me, or any other place <strike>that isn't [[4chan]]</strike> that deletes mean comments.

==Gallery of Unfunny Faggotry==
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File:Spirit Halloween store taking over ToysRUs spot meme.jpg
File:Jedi Temple - rent it out - Spirit Hallomemes.jpg
File:Spirit Halloween store old store.jpg
File:When the whole family is dying to go to spirit halloween.jpg
File:Store-bought flames from hell.png
File:Ebery out buying pool n beach stuff - except me - Spirit Halloween.jpg
File:When The Guys At Spirit Halloween Ask To Help You - meme.jpg
File:Spirit-Halloween-Meme The Office meme.jpg
File:Joker meme Halloween stores and gothics.jpg
File:Spirit-halloween-knows-whats-up-445836.jpg|KAREN - now in costume form
File:Ya putting out the Halloween stuff yet - meme.jpg
File:Another department store closed meme Sprit Halloween.jpg
File:Spirit-Halloween-Meme-Funny.jpg
File:Get In We're Going Halloween Shopping.jpeg
File:Spirit Halloween White House meme.jpg
File:MyFaceWhen i hear Spirit is opening stores 40.jpg
File:Just moments after Noah abandoned the Ark - Bible memes - Spirit Halloween meme.jpg
File:The look on my face - halloween-meme3.jpg
</gallery>}}

==The Shitty Nick Lutsko Videos==
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==See Also==
*[[Halloween]]
*[[Malls]] - Where this Parasite spreads most effectively
*[[Hot Topic]] - [[no|Similar to Spirit Halloween]].
*[[New Jersey]] - The place where this virus started.
*[[GameStop|Hollywood Video/Game Crazy]] - The stores that they currently inhabit
*[[Skeletons]] - They wish they could sell Home Depot's GIANT Skeletons - but whatever
*[[ZOG Incorporated]] - Parent company of Spirit Halloween.

==External Links==
*[https://www.spirithalloween.com Spirit Halloween Website]
:*[https://www.spirithalloween.com/content.jsp?pageName=About Spirit Halloween Website -" About Us" section]
*[https://sfist.com/2021/09/22/sf-artist-comments-on-empty-downtown-spaces/ Artist turns abandoned Google office sign into a Spirit Halloween] [https://archive.is/F9KFO '''Archived 1''']
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_Halloween TOW article]
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Poopco

2024-10-23T19:19:42Z

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User:Pomnithehongkong

2024-10-23T19:16:31Z

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User:Pomnithehongkong

2024-10-23T18:05:39Z

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MarioMario456

2024-10-23T11:43:11Z

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[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|thumb|What a retard looks like.]]
[[File:MarioTrannyFund.png|thumb|A meme mocking him for his [[E-begging]].]]

'''MarioMario456''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas''' (a.k.a. '''Gabriel02''') is a retarded {{age|2007|1|12}}-year-old [[Spic]] [[asspie]] [[Faggot|faggot]] who has been using [[wikis]] since he was 8-years-old and the founder and owner of a fork of our site but with a different domain, .[[Fail|win]]. He originally started out on Logopedia where he was banned within 3 months for impersonating an [[admin]] among other abuse. He then [[literally]] went crying to his mom and got her to contact the admin who banned him from Logopedia via [[Twitter]]. Later on, he became a whiny [[sysop]] for the [[Reception Wikis]] until he [[Ragequit|retired]] in around 2022. He was recently BTFO from being the owner/sysops of .[[Fail|win]] when his real age was discovered, making the [[Retard|mental midgets]] that fled to .[[Fail|win]] because the real ED "has too many minors on the site" [[Warhammer_40,000#Chaos|look like total buffoons]].

== Logopedia ==

[[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]]

On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war|edit war]] on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and even went as far as to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank a few pages]].

After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter]] to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's [[underage b&|against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here]] (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from ''Logopedia''.

<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;

|Hi, my english is not good but I really need talk to you about my son. He`s 8 and has autism. He was blocked for you in logoped
|Escarle Rojas, being her retarded son's [[bitch]] {{archive|evUhR}}

|If he's 8 then it's against the Wikia Terms of Use for him to be editing the wiki. Minimum age is 13. Sorry.
|James Spiring a.k.a. Digifiend84 {{archive|5ueVZ}}

|ooh I don`t knew it. Thanks for answer.
|Escarle Rojas {{archive|U1RlX}}

|he is crying now. I don´t understand anything about logopedia, but he really loves it. He wants to apologize with you
|Son's crying now, thanks {{archive|6zEzH}}

|Can you unblock me from Logopedia? I want to be free!
|Gabriel, begging random people to unblock him {{archive|5JjqS}}

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== Wiki Thief ==

Being born without a [[Talentless|creative bone]] in his body, young Gabe decided the best way to become a big shot was through subterfuge. To that end he [[He does it for free|became an admin]] on several wikis, most notably Miraheze, Super Mario, crappygames, and Bonzi. On January 30th, 2021 Gabe, who would have been [[Lolita|four-fuckingteen]] at the latest, tried to convince the admins of althistory to move their wiki to Miraheze. This was met with an immediate [[Excuse_me_wtf_r_u_doin|"who the fuck are you?"]]

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|I need a response from all bureaucrats to settle whether or not, to move, hold a vote, or either: delete the Miraheze or turn it into a backup wiki
|MarioMario456 stealing wiki's since he was thirteen {{archive|ThD2o}}

|You write as if you own this wiki. Please don't impersonate us. Thank you.
|An althistory admin {{archive|ThD2o}}

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Image:marioRebuked.png|Can I Haz Wiki?
Image:marioRebuked2.png|If they only knew...
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== Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction ==

[[File:babyMario.png|center|thumb|center|600px|[[Abort|Baby Mario]] ]]

Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard [[Insane|schizophrenic]] and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting [[SWATting|false FBI]] reports and talking to her [[Dying_alone|AI chatbot]]. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the [[Tom Pearl]] article by [[Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got [[Umkemesik]] (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and [[.wil]] involved and [[Spanking Art Wiki|the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble]] for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named [[Faggot|Retarded_FAG]], and an [[Incest|inbred]] Burger-King serial-killer from [[Redneck|Alabama]], decided to form the [[Lemonparty|Triumvirate of Failure]]. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely [[Ljupco_Steriev|Ljupco's]] takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and [[Internet_poor|e-begging for donations]], Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED.

But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. [[assnapkins]] [[2.0]] much?

== RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy ==

[[File:cluVmario.jpg|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario vs. Real ED]]

Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]].

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Image:marioZipBomb1.jpg|First the set-up.
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Image:marioZipBomb3.jpg|...stike-out!!!
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After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then [[Ragequit]] and tried to run the site through [[Sock_puppet|another Admin]]. Surely this would throw the [[Nope.avi|e-detectives off his trail]]. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually [[Taking Down ED|fake ED went down]] again because [[CloudFlare|jewflare]] seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, [[Nothing of value was lost|Gabe is now left in limbo]] as his remaining staff [[Sorry|cut a deal]] and returned to Real ED.

== See Also ==

* [[Basement-dweller]]
* [[Retard]]
* [[Attention Whore]]
* [[13-year-old boy]]
* [[Wikia]]
* [[Miraheze]]

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Writing yourself into an article

2024-10-21T18:15:28Z

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[[File:Check_it_out.jpg|thumb|center|500px|center|Dude, that's totally my name there.]]

[[File:Writingyourselfintoanarticle.png|thumb|center|500px|Don't be [[User_talk:Stlson|that guy]].]]

Common practice of [[USI|vainglourious bastards]] with [[no friends]] or shortage of [[ego]]. Occasionally a source of [[WikiEdit Drama|wiki edit drama]]. It's a surreptitious act so demanding of care you'll rarely see an instance not out of place or that doesn't scream [[attention whore]]. Proves there's a fine line between that [[Namefag|shameless plug]] or documenting that [[in joke]] nobody cares about to begin with.

==Facts==

*Most often perpetrated by:

#Faggots hungry for [[e-peen]].
#[[SSP|Glory trolls]].
#[[Lamers]].
#Shitposters.
#[[Spammers]].
#[[PieAreSquare]].
#[[You|People new to internets]].
#[[Kanye West]].
#[[Jew]]

*Perpetrators often get [[Self-pwn|counter-trolled]] for the lulz.
*Sly attempts often combine a name drop with transparent and shallow [[Unfunny|self-deprecation]].
*Users wise enough to use [[sockpuppets]] are usually only slightly more successful, doing it on your main account just makes you a clueless [[whore]].
*A level of internet faggotry only exceeded by [[Auto-fellatio|writing an article on yourself]].
*Common among users who [[Wikipedo|list their fucking contribs on their userpage]].
*Very often goes hand-in-hand with spamming your shitty WMM YouTube "trolling" video all over the fucking place ([[Epic Ween|HAY GUIZE I TROLLD THIS GUY SO HARD CHECKOUT MAH VID!!!1!]])
*Has trolling potential as it can be used to create the appearance another user is trying to promote themselves via sockpuppets, thereby forcing them run around removing the instances to avoid embarrassment.
*A case where [[TOW]] actually has it right...some shit is gay no matter where you do it.
*Usually an [[oldfag]] will know exactly where and exactly how this is done so that you will hardly notice. If you do notice, chances are it was some dbag begging for a [[banhammer]].
*Proof a fine line tends to separate the [[Win|wheat]] from the [[Fail|chaff]].

== Erasing yourself from an article ==
:''Should not be confused with: [[fail|Vandalizing an article on yourself]] or [[an hero|Erasing yourself IRL]]''.
[[File:Delete button.jpg|thumb]]
On the other side of the [[autism|short bus]], there are those who are so [[butthurt|insecure about their image online]] that, having nothing else to do, like to chronically [[delete fucking everything|delete any mentions of themselves from some if not every wiki page]]. Most often on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]], these people are mentioned in the first place for either legitimate reasons (like [[lulz]]) or because some other equally butthurt [[faggot]] had put them there. Like with the case of writing yourself into an article, erasing yourself from one can result in an [[edit war]], where not only do you [[you]] [[retard|fail to erase yourself]], but [[Streisand Effect|manage to bring more attention to yourself]], which could result in [[epic fail|the same entries you were trying to erase get expanded further]].

==See Also==

*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Vanity]]
*[[Shameless self promotion]]
*[[Megalomania]]
*[[Man points]]
*[[Trying too hard]]
*[[Common knowledge|Signs you're probably a complete fucking retard]]
*[[Vanity Page]]

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MarioMario456

2024-10-19T10:09:06Z

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BonziWORLD

2024-10-14T16:24:41Z

InspectElement: ACKSHUALLY mario didn't write the majority of this article; only added a few things o algo

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[[File:FacesOfBW.png|center|300px]]

[[File:BonziWORLD.png|thumb|right|"Leading the [[Windows XP|industry]] of [[Recolor|originality]]."]]
[[File:BonziWORLD experience.png|thumb|right|A screenshot of the public chat room (classic.bonzi.world) when it was not filled with an infinite amount of autists and skiddies.]]
[[File:BonziWORLDDancingBaby.png|thumb|right|Typical sighting at the purple chimphouse.]]

From an outsider or the "[[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|what-the-fuck-is-this]]" perspective, '''BonziWORLD''' (AKA "'''[[Acronym|BW]]'''") seems like a simple, irrelevant and shitty [[9gag|meme site]] where the dankest and kewlest memelords congregate like rats to talk about the [[Bonzi Buddy|titular virus ape]] and do epic shitposting. However - as is the case with all things [[OTI]] - all it takes for this innocent viewpoint to break, is a closer look. Other than the fact that it's a cesspool full of retarted niggers , it's main purpose is used by the owner for datamining , he even confessed that in [[twitter]] .
BonziWORLD indeed is a shitty meme-based chat client stylized as your [[Granny]]'s PC getting raped by the infamous Web 1.0 purple [[nigger]], but what it and its reputation has turned into goes beyond anyone's comprehension. Created on August 22nd, 2016 by some [[weeaboo]] [[Sonicfag]] called "''heyjoeway''" ([[Powerword|Joseph Judge]]), it evolved into a yet another [[hugbox]] for and underage [[Vyond|GoFag]] [[mexico|spic]][[underage B&|lets]] with [[Asperger's syndrome|mental diseases]]; shocking I know. Despite the site being promoted as anonymous, everyone [[namefag]]s and even colorfags themselves. The site also spawned 100 terabytes worth of neurotic content on [[YouTube|JewTube]], all of which is 20 minutes of "gameplays".

The site started to reek over the years; and eventually, even Joey Judge realized that the site was [[The cancer that is killing b|too cancerous to stay up]], so he [[Goodnight Sweet Prince|unplugged its life support]]. But Jo made the fatal mistake of keeping the site's [[Github]] repository up, leading to the internet getting flooded with horrible re-runs that ensure the site's continuity.

The tale of BonziWORLD continues with spergy revivals going up and shutting down every 6 minutes, with the spastics moving in and out of servers.
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== Commands ==
For those people who may or not have a death wish. This section covers only the most basic shit as everything else is documented on every revival's README. Most BonziWORLD Servers will have these along with a fuck ton of other useless ones added in.
*''/name [name]'' - Changes your Bonzi's name. '''[[Protip|PROTIP]]:''' You can include "'''{NAME}'''" and "'''{COLOR}'''" in your name (Any instances of them in a message will convert to the name/color of the Bonzi that sent the message, respectively) (ie. "{NAME} is a {COLOR} nigger"), so you can make a 6-year-old [[pwn|call himself an asshole]] for a tiny bit of lulz.
*''/color [color]'' - [[recolor|Changes your Bonzi's color]]. The default colors are: [[rage|red]], [[shit|brown]], [[happy|green]], [[jew|blue]], [[lean|purple]], [[nigger|black]] and [[dildo|pink]]. If you don't type one you'll be given a random one.
*''/speed [speed]'' and ''/pitch [pitch]'' - Change your Bonzi's voice.
*''/youtube [video ID]'' - Post a [[YouTube]] video. This one's the best for lulz generating, especially if you post something that might [[offended|offend]] someone.
*''/asshole [name]'' - Calls someone (in this case [name]) an [[asshole]] (you can also do it by right-clicking the Bonzi and clicking "Call an asshole"). This "asshole" message is popular with the BonziWORLD users, so if you ever hear some baby or manchild saying "Hey, (...)! You're a fucking asshole!", you have come across a BonziWORLD sperg who should be trolled to death on sight.

'''Administrators/Popes Only:'''

*''/godmode [password]'' - Used to get administrator/Pope access. Most of the time it requires a password only the admins know, but since the default godmode password is '''none whatsoever''', there is a possibility servers owned by script kiddies might have no godmode password; easily allowing you to use the below commands.
*''/sanitize off'' - Makes you immune to message sanitizing, thus allowing HTML, CSS, JS, etc. This means you can send malware through a chat site devoted to a piece of historical malware.
*''/pope'' - Sets you to an unique Bonzi [[Pope]] color. The purely aspergic and prepubescent community has an awful obsession with this skin. Ever since a BW rerun made it accessible to everyone for a brief moment, the children would bawl and beg for a shitty one-sprite skin that doesn't even come with admin privileges and is purely decorational. You'll even see children with "BonziPOPE" recolors on their profile picture due to the crippling addiction to a minor feature.

'''Bonziworld.org-exclusive Commands:'''

*''/heil [name]'' - The opposite of /asshole, used to hail users. Just like /asshole, you can right-click a Bonzi and select "Heil" to do the same thing.
*''/image [url]'' - Posts an image. There is no blacklisting of any kind so [[jailbait]] might be sent (and often is).
*''/video [url]'' - Same thing as above but for autoplaying videos.
*''/color [url]'' - Custom colors/skins can be used there. 99.9999999999% of the skins/colors made by the BW community are almost always fucking horrible OCs due to the community's lack of talent of any kind. Anything that isn't a horrible 5-year-old scribble OC is mostly jailbait, DevianTART MS-Paint porno, etc.

Besides that, you can also [[baleet|cancel out]] someone's message and [[silence|mute]] someone. This is commonly used by extremely [[butthurt]] faggots with [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]], [[Fact|which is everyone on BonziWORLD]]. bonziworld.org removed muting [[for the lulz]].

To summarize, BonziWORLD is a useless site that serves no lulz on its own (without the help of its community at least).

== BonziWORLD Servers ==

{{needsnomore|minor BonziWORLD servers}}

[[File:SomeJabbaserver.png|thumb|100px|[[Typical]] home-run BonziWORLD server. Keep in mind that THIS is still on the somewhat better side.]]

Yes, you heard us right; there is not one BonziWORLD, but over 70 equally horrible re-runs floating on the tubes at any given moment.
BonziWORLD servers are (usually) effortless home-run modifications of the original website run by the manchildren of the community. Because everyone in the community is an autist, most of those servers are port-forwarded with [[retard|most of them showing the host's IP]] along with no DDoS protection whatsoever, meaning any faggot can just run a [[ddos|cheap batch file that pings the server]] until the host's router [[Divide by zero|turns into a black hole]], leading to an [[epic win]] (unless the fucktard uses [[Cloudflare]]). Many of those servers are down half of the time, as they're hosted on 1984 IBM computers with 2kbps dial-up internet.

Here is a list of not all, but relevant BW servers. Everything else is SNCA:

===The Big One===
This is the only popular BonziWORLD server as of November 2023. The others are dead ghost towns with 0 users:
*'''{{pl|[https://bonziworld.org/ bonziworld.org]}}''' (formerly '''bonzi.ga''' and '''bonzi.lol'''){{nazi}} - A somewhat lulzy server, and the only server people go to. You can cosplay as [[George Floyd]] or a [[kike]]. Best for generating lulz thanks to its removal of the mute button as well as a chat log, so for once you didn't have to always have your finger over the Print Screen key. It and its inactive Discord server, "[[Polandball|Warsaw]]", are currently the "official" (dominant) BonziWORLD server and Discord, respectively. It became '''the''' BonziWORLD server after pounding BWR into the ground (or rather [[in the ass]]), making Seamus (aforementioned owner of BWR) very butthurt. It was a gradual process, but December 1st is the official BW.org overshadowed BWR, officially ending Seamus's [[Shotacat|little boy harvest]]. Eventually it went the bonzi.world route and became a dead and lulzless ghost town only populated by airheaded infants not worth milking and the owner's fanatics. It was completely rewritten from scratch on March 14, 2024; meaning most BonziWORLD scripts won't work on .org without a little modification.

===Smaller Servers===
Dead ghost town servers nobody uses. Usually have 0 users online (rarely 1, 2 or even 3). When they aren't ghost towns, it's usually because bonziworld.org is offline.
*'''{{pl|[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:81/ OnuteWORLD]}}/{{pl|[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:2095/ HyperWORLD FE]}} (formerly BonziWORLD FE)''' - A bloated clusterfuck that has 100000000000ms latency. The site's [[retarded]] skid owner [[#Onute Saulute|Danielius Paulavičius]] (Onute "Jabba" Saulute) [[dox|logs people's IPs]] when they use the site. Its earlier UI would give you both a [[seizure]] and [[AIDS]], killing you instantly. There is also a BonziWORLD FE (short for "Fastest Edition" which is the polar opposite of what the site is), which is OnuteWORLD but worse; with 100 useless BFDI character skins and a '''color changer that literally crashes the site'''.

===Dead===
Servers that no longer exist; either because of Bonzi[[AIDS]], skiddies injecting shitty JavaScript "viruses", DDOSing or a combination of the three.

*'''bonziworld.com''' - The original vanilla BonziWORLD by jojudge. Nothing special about it; died from [[AIDS]].
*'''bonzi.world''' (formerly '''bonzi.dega.io''') - Became the "main" BonziWORLD server after bonziworld.com shut down. It had a slightly better choice of features and a [[fag]]gy modernistic UI shit added to it that [[facepalm|contradicted the whole point of having BonziWORLD to look like Windows XP in the first place]]. Was barely moderated to attract more infants. Also, you could donate with [[cryptocurrency|e-shekels]] to "keep BonziWORLD alive". Went down from October 7th, 2019 to January 2020 because of Seamus injecting annoying skiddie scripts to it to get kiddies to move to BWR. [[And nothing of value was lost|The site got shut down on May 20th, 2022, along with its classic counterpart]].
:*'''classic.bonzi.world''' - bonzi.world's even more [[retarded]] equivalent. This one was [[anarchy|never even moderated]] and the latest patch happened [[never]], and thus it was a warzone of screaming 9-year-olds that shit out grounded threats that go on for eternity once [[troll]]ed.
*'''BonziWORLD Revived''' (formerly '''BonziWORLD+''', '''BonziWORLD Revived+''', '''BonziVERSE''' and '''BonziWORLD Community Edition'''; a.k.a. '''BWR(+)''' and '''BWCE''') - A shitty bloated server made by a [[bipolar]] faggot called Seamus Cremeens, who can't decide if he loves or hates BonziWORLD. It '''only''' became popular thanks to Seamus & Friends injecting "malware" (annoying scripts that do nothing) into other BonziWORLD servers until there were none left but BWR. It had actual active moderation, which actually spawned a shit ton of [[Angry Homo Kid|angry homo videos]] of Bonzifags BAWWWWWWing. The site keeps getting killed off and revived 24/7 to this very day (by the aforementioned bipolar faggot) and therefore can't be qualified as either alive or dead. Seamus also makes [[over 9000]] spin-offs of the website that [[nobody cares|not a single living, conscious, non-autistic soul gives a slightest fuck about]]. After getting buttraped by bonziworld.org in late 2022, it became a ghost town only used by Seamus, his butt buddy moderators, and his die-hard defenders. Required a Chrome extension from September to October of 2023; most likely in a vain attempt to filter out "le ebil bonziworld.org nahzees". Its end finally came when Seamus' mom was called and she eventually forced her son to end this abomination for good.
**'''Fun Fact:''' Seamus and his circlejerk LOVED to shill BWR on bonziworld.org (and sometimes on here too, like [[User:Daniel Strikez|this faggot]]); because of this posting BWR's link on bonziworld.org once leaked your IP (however Fune, the owner of bonziworld.org, removed the IP leaker as of August 2023).
**'''Fun Fact #2:''' In general both owners are extensively shilling their shit here in one way or another like the power-hungry attention whores they are (typical behavior for a BW server owner).
*'''server.erik.red:3000''' (formerly '''bonzi.erik.red:3000''') - Some port forward that was mostly similar to vanilla BW but with extra features that [[nobody cares|nobody used]] such as DMs, stickers, extra colors, and whatever. It used to be the main autism basket after bonzi.world's final shutdown; with your favorite baby raging autismals. The site was closed down on August 14th, 2022, revived as a response to bonzi.lol's growth at the request of Seamus, and then raped to death by DDOSing.
*'''Uranohoshi.in''' (AKA ''New! BonziWORLD'') - A short-lived Windows 10 UI server. It had the most useless skins and colors to the point where they started including [[Mario]] characters and [[OC]]s of some [[UTTP]] [[sandnigger]]s with 10 subscribers. Assraped by BWR and turned into some [[animu]] school website. The domain is currently being used as one of the many OnuteWORLD/BonziWORLD FE mirrors.

=== The Death of bonziworld.com ===
Since 2017, BonziSHART has been getting more spoiled and autistic every single day. In 2018, some poor misguided soul realized the potential in the fact that BW was so cheaply made; having [[over 9000]] vulnerabilities up the ass. Soon after, a [[skiddie]] revolution occurred and the chatrooms got flooded with spambots and poorly-coded [[JavaScript]] raid snippets; eventually pushing Joe into killing off the site, hoping it would kill the cancerous plague that infected it. Thousands of BonziTARDS started [[BAWWWWW]]ing and [[Dying alone|demanded the piss litter to return]], but it never did, fortunately. The same participants in this skid circlejerk then went on to make their own semen-iced ship-heap re-runs.

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== The Community ==
 
{{quote|the concept of BonziWORLD itself is not even bad, but the concept involves interaction with the users, and the BonziWORLD community is just fucking horrible and that's what makes it a deplorable website|The BonziWORLD community summed up in a sentence.}}

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[[File:Bonzi_GoFag.png|300px|right|thumb]]

The BonziWORLD community is a very terrifying, disgusting, and retarded [[fandom]] that surrounds this sorry excuse for a chatting client. It consists mostly of perverted [[children|11-year-old kiddies]] who get boners from [[Roblox]] Inflation MS-Paint pictures they find on [[DeviantART]] and [[script kiddies]] who [[rape|inject]] shitty [[JavaScript]] exploits that [[LOLWUT|do nothing but change the background]] and sometimes blast out [[earrape]], which can all be removed by refreshing the page. Many [[faggots]] also use the site for [[online dating]] and [[buttsex]] [[roleplay]]s or take everything said on it seriously (because BonziBUDDY chat sites are [[serious business]]).

With such an aspie fanbase, it should be completely expected for the BonziWORLD's userbase to be filled to the brim with [[latino]]s, [[niggers]], other 3rd world monkeys, and [[jews]]. That is because BonziWORLD is simple enough for an average [[turk|roach]] to understand, but also because of the "Logo Editing Community" influence, which by itself is full of spics. Your average Pablo of BonziWORLD will very likely be a Logotard, GoFag or a toddler bouncing on his keyboard spamming gibberish and grounded threats. Most modern users of BW talk in gibberish and act like they have unironic [[Down's Syndrome]], making trolling of them quite innutricious. The only lulz can be found surrounding the owners' lairs.

Many BonziTARDS post their retarded activities on YouTube, mostly '''BonziWORLD Reacts''', where the user says "BonziWORLD Reacts to (video)" and then plays the video, [[Unrealistic Expectations|thinking they'll reaction from other users in the room]] when they usually [[Lol|cancel the video instead]]. There are also "gameplay" videos of BonziWORLD which last 15 to 20 minutes. Yes, 20 minutes of colored monkeys talking, [[no|very interesting indeed.]]

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=== Trolling BonziWORLD fans ===
BonziWORLD is a giant shitpot filled with GoFags, Objectfags, Skiddies and alike, so you could visit [[Skid|a]] [[Vyond|few]] [[Battle For Dream Island|pages]] and their "Trolling" sections, as most of those will also work on Bonzifags. Here are the fun ways you can get them to rage.

*Insult. That's literally it.
*Tell them that [[Truth|BonziWORLD sucks]].
*Call them a "kiddie".
*If the BonziFAG in question is a Seamus white knight, disrepect Seamus and/or show any positive feelings toward bonziworld.org.
*Likewise, if the BonziFAG in question is a Fune white knight, disrepect Fune and/or show any positive feelings toward bonziworld.co. Either way the outcome is similar.
*Make fun of anything they like.
*Call them a BonziTARD/Bonzifag/Bonzicunt/whatever.
*Bring up the fact that [[fact|replacing strings and images on a shitty JavaScript "Virus" template is not hacking]].
*If they threaten to hack you, tell them they're too autistic to understand anything that's not JS, so they aren't and never will be able to hack even a retard.
*Try to trick them if they don't understand Javascript, HTML, Ruby or any other programming language. Especially if they build their own BonziWORLD server in a dumb way, which can be exploited in many ways.
*If you wanna completely shatter their epic haxor delusions, you could hack their accounts yourself, and watch as they cry.
*If they try pulling off their "BonziWORLD Hate" or some other fake [[ITG]] bullshit, show them the videos of their BW obsession from just a year ago or less. But make sure you archive it first, in case the [[aspie]] 9-year-old attempts to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]], which happens all the time.
*Tell them that Jojudge, BagelChip or any BonziWORLD server owner did the right thing by shutting their servers down.
*Tell them literally that ANY shit-covered clusterfuck of a BonziWORLD server is better off being down forever.
*Praise the currently most hated BW micro-celebrity.
*Post any form of porn or gore. While <s>a quarter</s> half of Bonzisharts will likely just jack off to it, the rest will chimp out and call you a [[pedophile]], a rapist or accuse you of being the current porn-posting boogeyman (because posting anything remotely sexual is considered [[rape]] in this [[lie|very mature]] community).
*Remind them that "muting" won't do shit [[fail|since you can just rejoin using the refresh button]].
*Remind them that the BonziWORLD server they are using often will get raped in the ass and get shut down forever due to [[gnomes|kiddies]].

== Notable BonziWORLDers ==

{{nobodies}}

Because everyone at BonziWORLD is a full-on autist (all with their own lulzworthy doings), it would be astronomically difficult to list them all. So here are some "Notable" ones.

=== Diogo Mendes ===
{{main|Diogo Mendes}}
[[File:Diogo creepy.png|thumb|right|200px|This [[fugly|beautiful]] [[cuck|individual]] is the patient zero of [[The cancer that is killing b|the AIDS that killed BonziWORLD]]]]

Diogo ('''[[Powerword]]:''' ''Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes'', known under the nickname "'''Doggis'''") is a severely [[autistic]] {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[portugal|Portuguese Tardoid]] who might be the closest thing you'll get to the BonziWORLD's [[CWC]]; and who has online dated people on the website. He started out as an objectfag on [[YouTube]] who got popular from his poorly-made logo edits, [[lolwut|reaching 400,000 subscribers]] before he got haxed.

Diogo was the one to make the site popular among toxic logo kids, whereas in the beginning it was only used by [[Vinesauce|Vargskelethor]] fanboys. As such, he is very popular to this day. Ever since [[2017]], the [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|fetid children]] of this site [[religion|worship]]ped this [[faggot]] and sucked his cock every minute they got. Eventually, the entire chat client became a shitfest [[assburgers]] playground full of [[underage]] GoFags. In 2020, Diogo's scary and certainly spergy wrongdoings caused the lightswitch to flip over, with every BW child suddenly hating his guts. Nowadays almost everyone hates Diogo, and a lot of logofags and [[13-year-old boys]] use his rage videos as [[forced meme]] material and give Diogo group chat invitations to torment him.

Other than that, he did shitty [[webcam]] videos where he [[rage]]d over some minor [[bullshit]] like dislikes or being called a [[nickname|name]]. He also made retarded reaction videos to whatever garbage his cocksuckers sent to him. Here are some (reuploads) of his tard rage videos, just to show how pathetic he really is:

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Nowadays he sucks Seamus' [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Small Irish Cock]] and uses BonziWORLD Revived; though occasionally he defects to Fune's side and vice-versa.

=== Seamus Cremeens/ItzCrazyScout ===
{{redeemed}}
 
{{quote|i never doxxed my self online retard|Seamus|after hosting his BWR server via his home IP address and failing to censor his personal info|color=darkgreen}}

[[File:Cremeens.png|thumb|256px|Seamus]]

The [[autistic]] Irish loser behind BonziWORLD Revived/Community Edition who [[Bipolar disorder|changes his mind every 2 nanoseconds]] on hosting his magnum opus. Other than playing [[TF2]], [[Garry's Mod]] and bitching about the BonziWORLD community, Seamus dedicates his free time (which he has too much of) writing '''{{archive|DkdWY|sob stories}}''' on [[Twatter]] about "edgy users" or being e-molested by some spic called Losky about {{age|2018|11|1}} years ago after getting banned from Losky's Discord server or some shit.

Despite his multiple claims that he will "shut down BWR for good", he [[lazy|somehow magically never feels like doing so]]; and even when he does take it down, he brings it back up in about a week. His servers are bloated with a billion colors and skins of his buddies' MS Paint Object Show Mario OCs and [[shit nobody cares about]]. Fun fact, his solution to DevTools (Inspect Element, Console & Friends) being used for floodscripts was checking the horizontal resolution of the window, [[Fail|which made BonziWORLD unusable on mobile]].

He also likes to occasionally [[whiteknight]] the kiddies that inject the site with autism, claiming they're innocent and the internet is [[serious business]] and that [[trolling]] {{wayback|https://twitter.com/bwremastered/status/1401209675236974597|20210605161631|title=makes "teh situation"™ worse}}, even if done [[for the lulz]].

On June 9th, 2022, Seamus received minor criticism about how his code sucked ass and everything was running slow. This made him go apeshit, decided to take a break from the BonziWORLD community and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted all of his GitHub repositories]].

On October 15th, 2022, Seamus's future server domains ''bonziworld.net'' and ''bonziworldrevived.com'' were stolen by "TMAFE cucks". Seamus BAWWWWWed about it and shit. Another Nothingburger, but at least now there are fewer BW domains for the zoomer leprechaun to infect with AIDS.

{{quote|i am very glad i muted this server|Seamus' solution to everything|color=darkgreen}}

{{quote| Looks like the tmafe cucks are after us again. We are extending the lifetime period of bonziworldrevived.tk to 1 year because one of our new domains got hijacked.|Seamus being butthurt over having no domain to host more shitty bootleg Chinese sweatshop clusterfucks on.|color=darkgreen}}

==== Seamusfall or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Chimped Out Into Obscurity ====
[[File:Seamus goes to jail.png|thumb|left|The whole thing in a nutshell.]]
[[File:Seamus son.png|thumb|160px|A special comic for Seamus to think over his life choices]]
On some wonderful blooming day in November of 2022, some previously unpopular individual simply known as Fune, ran a small server called Bonzi.ga. Fune [[Forever Alone|wanted some activity on the website]], so he chose to bite off some of BWR's userbase. This is the part of the story when Seamus, [[over 9000|once again]], shows his autism at its peak.

As Bonzi.ga started growing, so did Seamus's virgin rage. Seamus would do anything to stop it ([[lol|other than not give it attention]]); stuff like: making a butthurt tweet about "edgy BW users", calling Fune an "evil edgy nazi", advertising his website on Bonzi.ga, making shitty promotion campaigns, injecting shitty spambots/floodbots that don't work, and making a <s>'''{{fandomlink|bwr|Bonzi.ga|TL;DR article on his hugbox wiki}}'''</s> ('''BALEETED''') saying that [[Bullshit|the site has an IP grabber]].

Eventually, Bonzi.ga took off like a rocket. The reason for that was simple: it was a semi-anarchy where almost everyone could roam freely; this was a win/win for the underage retard children obsessed with the site and the trolls milking them. Plus it had lulzy skins, jokes and facts that Seamus made sure to BAWWWWWW indefinitely about for being "le rayciss and anti-sematic and homophobik". Bonzi.ga was such a success that many die-hard BWR fans jumped ship, [[fail|driving BWR into a single-digit user count]]. By then it was clear that the [[Irish]] [[midget]] failed to accomplish anything other than [[emo|isolate himself from the community]] even further than ever before. This of course did '''not''' stop him and eventually, he was doxxed with his dox put into a subpage of Bonzi.ga for all to see. Not even THAT put an end to Seamus. He is still around writing paragraphs about bullshit on his hugbox of a wiki and having orgies with his boyfriends on Discord.

On December 31st, 2022, he baleeted the Bonzi.ga article after even his boyfriends became tired of his bullshit.

On January 4th, 2023, Seamus — in need of more little kiddies to suck off — has decided on the [[Final Solution]] for Bonzi.ga for being such evil nazis stealing his userbase and went on a [[Redundant|Rage-fuelled Retard Report-en-masse Roid Raping Rampage]] and get Bonzi.ga's previous host, Freenom, to assrape them off the platform, with Seamus immediately declaring a win for himself. Not even an hour later, bonzi.ga came back with a stronger and more secure domain '''bonzi.[[lol]]''', and started to slowly regain its userbase. In the end, Seamus got his own domains raped barely a day after because of how unpopular and empty his shitty sites were.

One day Seamus decided he was tired of being Fune'n'company's personal lolcow, so in one last attempt to show the community how evil they are, he created a hideous Google Doc that has been lost to time, complete with SHOCKING images such as [[shit nobody cares about|racism, transphobia]] and worst of all: spreading proof of his hypocrisy. Later a counter-document was made and the Irish goblin's gnomes had their doxxes and groomings plastered on it. In the end, Seamus' doc did nothing but generate lulz for the rest of the community to feed on.

On September of 2023, Seamus chimped out and <s>killed BWR/BWCE for the 100th time</s> (except no, you could still use it if you had the BWR Chrome extension; however the server was a fucking ghost town). However, like always, his bipolar or whatever mental condition(s) he has kicked in and he brought BWR back sometime before October 20, 2023.

On November 6, 2023, <s>Seamus gave away ownership of BWR to an undisclosed individual. Maybe this will be the beginning of BWR's redemption arc; but there's also the possibility that they will give ownership of BWR back to Seamus within 2 weeks or that Seamus will make yet another revival of BWR. Either way, only the future knows what's ahead.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|NVM IT WAS ACTUALLY SEAMUS HIDING BEHIND A LARP]]. Yet another reason to never trust the Irish manchild.

On December 2023, Fune called Seamus' mom and eventually she forced her son to shut down BWR. Since Seamus LOVED to bring back his site weeks after he "shut it down for good". Since it's been three months and BWR still hasn't come back, it's fair to assume it's never coming back.

The end result of all this? Seamus ensured bonziworld.org would forever be the lead BonziWORLD server. [[paradox|Or will it?]]

{{quote|This wiki is created by Seamus. While he may not be active in the community, he will keep this wiki up to date with actual information and facts, while also protecting it against vandalism.|Seamus doesn't want others to be contributing to HIS wiki ([[butthurt|we know his content is factual when it's protected]]).|color=darkgreen}}

=== Onute Saulute ===
{{archenemy|SgtPepperArc360}}
[[File:jabbascript.png|thumb|right|260px|With the power of [[JavaScript|JabbaScript]], he will fuck your shit up.]]
[[File:Onute Btube.jpeg|thumb|left|140px|Daniel, the mastermind of graphic design.]]
 
Onute Saulute ([[Powerword]]: '''Danielius Paulavičius'''; also known as Jabba Saulute, "Jabba", IUS, SgtDanielArc360 and other names) is a [[fat]] [[Lithuania]]n potato muncher, a GoFag, and a massive skid with terrible grammar. He is the very proud owner of OnuteWORLD, which is BonziWORLD if [[Chris-chan]] got his hands on the site; being slow as fuck and bloated with malware and IP loggers. He spends his time writing [[TL;DR|extremely lengthy]] grounded threats, collecting old phones, and jacking off to some shit called "Samsung Fun Club". Onute also has a hate boner for some other fucktard called [[David Egan]] and wastes his life arguing with him and literally everyone else in the community due to his horrible reputation. And to add insult to injury, his severe case of mental retardation got him to [[Fail|dox himself]].

He also runs an illegal clone of [[GoAnimate]] called ''Wrapper Offline Gold'', which is also a clone of ''Wrapper Offline'', made by the legendary lolcow [[Keegan Salisbury]]. Wrapper Offline is where all the fucktarded children went after GoFagimate removed their themes until even they realized that site was some [[Chinese]] sweatshop type shit, causing them to make a billion videos warning people about the website.

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|i'll infect your phone with malware so you can't boot the android os not fucking phone|[[Then who was phone?|THEN WHO WAS PHONE?]]
|you are grounded! go to your room immediately and you fucking bitchass so I don't need it to my life please shut up you fucking bald nigger I don't want to hear your accountant and get a job if you use of year 18, so get dunked on nerd assholes, I have a semi confident to get a misuse complaint to kill with coronavirus and die in your country so you don't wanna to hate me instead, go ahead and what happens if you hatred and pussy out of me to hate me, get sick on covid-19 nigga, GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN DUMBASS, HYPOCRITCIZE ALL YOU WANT OR NOT. SHITASS IS YOUR FRIEND, GET A LIFE NERDIES, BOOBIES, YOU FANS ARE UTTP COMMUNITIES ASSES, INSTALL PROTEGENT OR ELSE DIE IN A LITERAL WORLD ON YOUR SPACE|[[wtf|???]]
|engrish is for japans you pedo|But it's for Lithuanias too!
|What location that you hate BonziWORLD, did you send into other states on USA? Pulling states is illegal, so irrelevant. You want to be worstest person on BonziWORLD. Kiss your mom was a gay when FBI is coming to raid your house, you're perole, right? Alright, well your siblings are fuckin gay, they don't want you to hate BonziWORLD, so get the pathetic life loser. Buy some drugs, then get sick for drugs, and go to hospital you dumb. Go to heaven while you have ever died. Or I will fight like a karate then I will kick your organs, stomach and brains off.|
|BESIDES, YOU ARE UNEARTHED, AND YOUR APOLOGY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. YOU BROKE BONZIWORLD COMMUNITY, NOW APOLOGIZE! THIS IS NEVER DIES! ONUTEWORLD WILL NEVER DIE|[[Who]] broke bonziworld community?
|Everything. I finished. You guys are hooligans, pedos, monsters, dragons and hippos. I was allowed to see what happened on the server today? Those people who accept and receive a new hotel and hunt for that IP address if the hotel has a new IP address. Do I need to leave again? See, Seamusmario is no longer hypocritical, nor is Seamusmario striving to be a better person. Seamusmario has a new channel because I revealed its IP address, and now Seamusmario will not broadcast live unless personalization is enabled. What a penis you guys constantly know and barricade for no reason. I hope your parents will annoy you and make you angry. Because we no longer use BonziWORLD. Because it’s very stupid. GoAnimate people who don't like the associated Bonkeyword because it can grab an IP address. I want to get those gofag IP addresses later. I want to make people run away as usual. And the last thing. If I close all of BonziWORLD, you will still call me jabba, a? If I delete an incompatible account? To me, it’s still called the word jabba, and you know you immediately came up with what word? You despise a little. Look at what I said, David Egan shows the index point that if Miguel de Oliveria Valentine will be discontinued? Miguel must be on a good list, David Egan - naughty for life. What if I delete my Google Account and change my trademark if I still call it jabba with disagreements? You knew everything. I don’t care if my IP address was made public, who cares that it just stays there and does nothing! Now I hate Sexy Wubbox because Diogo Mendes, who bombed the chat site port, doesn’t allow my internet to die at speed and speed. Who cares, just call me jabba, how do you like it, right? We have your IP address because the ports have been registered. The first magazine, Thonkbot IP, was shown when monsters suddenly closed the tab while visiting the site. not bad means the ip address was shown as new. vyond likes to block and offend the firewall. and the omle as well. i’ll play gba and leave again because you all hooligans dancing like chimpanzees have to be locked up at the zoo! these blocked sites suffer like anger! it is suspicious that we are seamusmario's partners again, because he has improved and wants to act again when mature, if not ... bonzio a similar world in a world where i would not see activity. this work affects persons and ducks, and what are the main threats! these people close close, hard to say you offer either gtfo or ddos! these people must move frequently! just go and you’re all black. i don't have uiggu! if i see a word called jabba again? i will put a bead out of you, and you can deserve to be driven out! rant users are good, but you rely on 300 dillecillion eon! now go to your room and tell your parents what you just did before! go now! the foxfan computer for managing and setting up system32 will be permanently deleted!| And '''this''' one is not even the longest message he shat out. Are you impressed?
|I was exposing the face for good, David Egan is nothing good for more, but I was trying to make fun of him, because it would be very funny. Also, we still fun of David Egan, making more angrier! I watched for two times. The copyright strike is not a remove, it's a ignoration of remove. But the best way, that is. It says that the description is really bad for me. I like calling out a hooligan word for it. Because I like to fun of David Egan. Also you know, the mutual organization was started proving why the user is not miguel, it's different but not PBYT. David Egan doesn't have a Discord Account. Because they don't like Discord. Besides, why David Egan makes presumptuous videos out of me. Think for all, it's a crime which I insulted an crime to him. And second for all, you can't send me to FBI, I'm in Lithuania. But there's no FBI on Europe, USA does. David Egan only lives in USA, but me live in Europe. That have a difference of regions. He was against and strong to report it immediately for me. I created the account and we took it down to make bad messages out of David Egan, now I ranted for not giving a nitro. Then for comeback, I was really mad at these users, because they blocked me or banned me. I was really using VPN and getting unbanned or creating an alt for it. When my video's are removed, I used to create a new Google account called "Samsung SGH-J700" on Huawei Ascend Y550. We knew the fonts that is Eurostile and Verdana.|Him ranting on David Egan
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*[http://jabba.bonziworld.org/ Jabba's website]
*{{yt|@|2006th|Danielius Paulavičius (legacy)}} - YouTube channel.
*{{discord|u|thisuserdoesnotexist}}

=== Cosmic ===
{{spoiler|cosmic no longer makes shitty copy-paste """bots""" and <s>is now a somewhat bearable BonziWORLD server owner</s> just kidding he's still a faggot}}

[[File:Cockmick.jpg|thumb|256px|From his hydraulic-press-like headphones to his underdeveloped snort-nose, Kelvin is MADE for wimminz!!!1]]
[[File:omfgaaaa.png|thumb|send face plz omfg aaaa]]
Cosmic ('''[[Powerword]]:''' ''Kelvin Frederick Walker'', also known as Cosmic Xploitz, CosmicStar98 or Cockmick) might be the second biggest skid after Onute. This schizo basically thinks he's the master of JS and a "professional" bot maker [[lulz|even though he has no idea how to multiply 2 variables together.]] Just like other skids, he browses Stackoverflow and pre-made code that he stitches together to make horrible abominations. He can be easily destroyed with facts and [[epic]] delusion shatterers. As shown here:

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'''UPDATE:''' <s>As of June 2022, he has actually improved and stopped spamming links to his shitty floodscript bots. He is now the owner of a slightly decent BW server. He has also exposed Seamus as a [[YandereDev|retard who can't code]]. [[lulz|Seamus chimped out and temporarily quit the community]].</s> NEVERMIND! Cosmic tried to groom a 13-year-old girl named Amelia (who is also Fune's ex) and ended up getting himself doxxed, causing rage, lulz, threats, and the founding of a group called "AWFOB" (Anti Warsaw Federation of BonziWORLD). He ended up becoming Seamus' sex toy.

{{pastebin|u/oisjijciujsdifu|His godawful Pastebin}} '''{{archive|s34fD|}}'''. WARNING: Full of aids.

=== Other Nobodies ===

Here's everyone else:
*'''Fune''' - The Polish toiletscrubber/founder/owner of bonziworld.org who doxxed Mr(s). Seamus for chimping out. He uncovered the truth about Seamus's [[Dead|absent]] [[troon|"""sister"""]], logged his IP address and is slightly funnier than Seamus. He has a bunch of underage fanatics who will call you an alt of Seamus or some current-thing boogeyman if you try milking him, similar to Seamus having gnomes call others Fune alts. Also rumored to have fingered himself and admittedly jerked off to vore. ''Also'' also has a [[batshit insane]] ex-girlfriend who [[assburgers|records herself eating raw eggs]] and occasionally [[docs|leaks Fune's info]] now and then for no reason other than [[for the lulz]]. She makes him very butthurt, with him constantly banning her and trying to get her sent back to the schizoshack.
*'''[[User:InspectElement|Ziggymoncher]]''' - Previously Fune's yes-man and co-owner of anything bonziworld.org related, who was the only one documenting the BonziWORLD autism. Still occasionally edits the ED article to keep it up to date on the drama. Left BonziWORLD for 2 months in October 2023 before returning in December 2023.
*{{yt|c|UCCfGA7Tm_UlF-2jc_c1-ozg|SonicFan08}} - Fatass logotard who kickstarted this whole "BonziWORLD Reacts" trend in 2017 and makes low-quality unfunny MSAgent skits. He chip chops MsAgent videos to this day.
*'''SrKevonz/trumpboi/Eternity''' - [[Croatia]]n version of Tyler London in that he's a tryhard. Constantly bitches about his face being reposted and grooms little speds on [[Roblox]].
*'''e.''' - A one-digit-number year-old bonziworld.org microcelebrity, different from the other sand monkeys in that he still makes the community piss itself to this day. Major attention whore who, despite all his efforts, is still irrelevant and always will be. Nowadays keeps "trolling" himself on an alt named "Choccy milk" because he's THAT irrelevant and thirty for attention.
*'''Erik''' - Previously the owner of server.erik.red and barely active or relevant in the community. Now he pumps out porn-spamming scripts for all the kewl kidz/trolls who hate BonziWORLD and is blamed by everyone when anything in the server goes wrong just like a [[kike]] would be.
The funny thing is that much of the spoiled remains of this community pretend(s/ed) to hate BonziWORLD because it's liek so kewl [[edgy]] and because they seek acceptance. A lot of these rejects also tend to overuse the word "kiddie" on other fellow 7-year-olds because everyone there suffers from god levels of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] and they think they are better than anyone else and that [[dumbass|calling someone a kiddie (while technically being one themselves) instantly inserts them in that position]]. A lot of these misfits attack any current BW server like some eternal contrarian snakes.

=== Forgotten Faggots ===
*'''clip888''' - One of the only decent and mature BonziWORLD users. It should be clear as day why he left the site.
*'''SHIT FUCK''' - Another somewhat bearable BonziWORLD user. Discovered a lot of things on the website such as the {NAME} and {COLOR} magic words.
*'''[[GoAnimate]]''' - Some random annoying faggot.
*'''Rodrigo Gamer''' - A 9-year-old [[Brazilian]] thing that made 6 million [[jews|alts]] to hide and usually abandoned his older alts. His alts were easy to identify as they usually are just "BonziBUDDY" or some other aspergic shit.
*'''FAGOTS''' - Seamus' sockpuppet that he uses to send inflation porn to people, which is funny since Seamus bitches about "inflation fetishists" all day (It's probably just [[irony]], bro!!1)
*'''"Dioga"''' - Used to be an [[imaginary]] girlfriend for Diogo. Nowadays, the name "Dioga" is associated with Diogo due to his failed [[Chris-Chan|tranny]] status.
*{{yt|c|UC6ojwtOJrby7jtoD7ryHM2g|ItsAMeTylerLondon}} AKA Tyler London - A {{age|2007|12|15}}-year old [[niglet]] from [[New York]] who was a skid, logofag, GoFag and objectfag. Thought he was an amazing and scary hacker by asking people for passwords or just waiting until some minor alt of someone dropped its account information. He also constantly made Alts to annoy people with. Overall just a very annoying groid who deserved a visit from [[Moon Man]]. And likely got it too since he hasn't uploaded since September 2022. Either that or AIDS, whatever.
*'''Geri/Bowgart/Pom Pom/Whitty/whatever''' - [[Hungary|Hungarian]] 14-year-old child who did [[sex]] [[roleplay]]s with Diogo when he was 12 until they broke up. Has an identity crisis and claims he's [[Not Gay|not "Geri"]].
*'''ArdaKirac''' - Some 13-year-old [[Turk]]roach who cums to BFB, "[[Barney and Friends|Barney]] Errors" and logo edits. Used to [[LARP]] as a BFB-n-BonziWORLD hating [[Internet Tough Guy]] to fit in with the cool kidz, but stopped because no one took him seriously. He now wastes his time spamming grounded threats and drooling over Bonziworld, undoing months worth of his ITG LARP. He also acts very sexually just like Diogo, whom Arda supposedly hates.
*'''Dresmor2nd''' - Another skid and sped who sucks off Seamus and hates bonziworld.org; spamming it with awful non-functional "exploits".
*'''"Charles Stansell"''' - A fake character alt created by Tyler and managed by people like Diogo. Spams PornHub links and porn ads, showing how even such a simple dead meme chatting site can cause [[AIDS]] in someone's brain. Some say Charles is a real person and that Tyler impersonates him.
*'''[[User:Daniel Strikez|Daniel Strikez]]''' - One of the few remaining die-hard Seamus fans. Used to spend his time crying about shit nobody cares about in Fune's Pisscord server. Also kept trying to turn this article into an advertisement for BWR only for his edits to be reverted by Ziggymoncher minutes later; until he was finally [[b&]] from ED.

=== Bonzifag Gallery ===
 
{{Collapsegallery|Galleria de BonziWORLD Autismo|cgl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:tylerlondonhaxorsheiiit.png|What Tyler does every day. Because [[No|people will totally believe you hate BW while you're jerking off to petty BW pastebin snippets]]
File:Ardakirac.jpg|How [[Goblinkike|Arda]] [[fugly|actually looks like]].
File:TylerCrynsheeit.gif|Tyler after being told his account will get hacked. Truly a manly nigguh!
File:jabbing.png|Onute dedicating his time to Samsung Fun Club worship.
File:SrKevonz.png|SrKevonz
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File:Ardasexualshit.png|Typical Arda message.
File:OnuteFood.jpg|People call him "Jabba Saulute" for a reason.
File:charles stansell breaks.png|The so-called "Charles Stansell" breaks.
File:Bonziworldrevivedtkclosedmessage.png|Onute's explanation of why BonziVERSE got shut down.
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== The May 12th event ==

'''May 12, 2021''' was a "special" day, promoted as the end of BonziWORLD servers, started in April 2021 when some random [[autistic]] [[anonymous]] hackuh wannabe called "Negatiiv" started spreading shit about him and his scary [[hacker]] buddies planning to [[Unrealistic Expectations|take down BonziWORLD]] on May 12th. And so he got Bonzifags to [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|spread his message]], and they did, like the mindless shit puppets they were. Eventually, the whole community knew about this event, BAWWWWWIng about the end of an abomination that [[truth|should've died long ago]].

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The funny thing is that the user in the screenshot of the video is fake and the user is not even Seamus. Just more proof it was all staged shit made as an attention grab.

=== What happened to BonziWORLD on May 12th ===
 
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Nothing happened, obviously. Even if it were to happen, Tyler London was supposed to take part in it, meaning it would've been some ineffective JS injection spam anyway.

The May 12th bullshit inspired other disabled pissbabies to create and plan their own BonziWORLD rape days. All of them were some inconsistent or stolen dates with generic threats such as "We will DDoS the site!!!!!" or "The website will shut down and get hacked n [[Sheeeit Nigger|sheeeeeeit]]!!!!!". Just like the original rendition, NONE of them significantly damaged the site(s). While it can be lulzy at times, it's still always some [[attention whore]]lets seeking to create some impact or influence, hoping to get recorded as the magical BW heroes. Unfortunately for these people, [[fact|it's more likely they'll get recorded as whiny obnoxious spics that drink their own urine and jack off to shota hentai]].

== Gallery ==
 
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File:bonziworld autism1.png|How a [[typical]] BonziWORLD user behaves.
File:BonziWORLD exe.jpg|You will [[shit bricks]].
File:BonziWORLD scratch.png|BonziWORLD: even [[Scratch]]fags [https://scratch.mit.edu/search/projects?q=bonziworld love it]!
File:BonziWORLD com domain.png|The original BonziWORLD, rotting in hell.
File:bonziworld edgy.png|Some edgy 9-year-old finds BonziWORLD.
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File:Bonziflood.jpg|The BonziWORLD chatroom at all times.
File:BWcuck.jpg|Just regular BonziWORLD behavior, nothing to see here.
File:BWshittymeme.jpg|Some Bonzitardoid's [[unfunny|attempt at humor]].
File:Diogobonziworld.PNG|
File:BONZIWORLDREVIVEDNSFW.png|
File:Bonziworldrevivedtkhacked.png| A well-coded website.
File:Bonziworlddiogokindness.png| Diogo <s>being kind and apologizing</s> pretending to apologize.
File:Anonbonzifagthegofag.png| Due to autism (or some other genetic defect), the cumguzzlers on the site can be triggered easily.
File:Sketch-1693758658493.png| Electric boogaloo.
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== Videos ==
A good way to visualize how godawful this "website" can be. Hope you're prepared for sheer, ultimate, unfiltered mass-autism.

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== See Also ==
[[File:Bonzibung.jpg|thumb|BonziWORLD users are known to be unbearably annoying.]]

*[[Autism]] - The most important requirement when using BonziWORLD.
*[[Battle For Dream Island]] - What MOST of the BonziWORLD Community jacks off to.
*[[Bonzi Buddy]] - The main protagonist of this well-known echoshit.
*[[Chris-chan]] - Bonzicucks' idol.
*[[Diogo Mendes]] - A well-known BonziWORLD user and the main antagonist of this apesite.
*[[Friday Night Funkin']] - Another type of fap material for Bonzifags, INCLUDING the characters from the "Dave & Bambi" mod.
*[[Hackers]] - What BonziWORLD skids claim to be ([[fact|and never will be]]).
*[[JavaScript]] - The programming language BonziWORLD skids claim to be "experts" at.
*[[Logo Kids]] - You'll find plenty of those on there.
*[[MarioMario456]] - An ED ex-sysop who inhabited this community under the pseudonym "[[trying too hard|SeamusIsANigger]]" and was a sysop on its wiki as well; fled BW after his true identity was discovered on [[Kiwifarms]].
*[[Roblox]] - Powering kiddosharts on the site.
*[[Script kiddie]] - I replaced the background on BonziWORLD with pr0n!!! so l33t!!!!1
*[[Vinesauce]] Fans? - [[X? in my Y?|in my BonziWORLD?]] No lol.
*[[Vyond]] - This community's source of entertainment.

== External Links ==

=== BonziWORLD Server Links ===
*[https://bonziworld.org/ bonziworld.org] - The only active server.
**[http://wiki.bonziworld.org/index.php/Main_Page They even have their own wiki]. Most articles are on the boogeyman of the week and read like they were written by 4-year-old Punjablets, which they probably were. Constantly raided and vandalized to death. Once hailed as "BonziWORLD's ED" but that was during the first 2 weeks when people above the age of 12 were still writing articles there.

*[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:81/ OnuteWORLD] - Jabba's cancerous server. '''Do not go to this server without a proxy, VPN or Tor, as Jabba publicly logs the IP of anyone who visits it!'''
**[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:2095/ HyperWORLD FE] - The above but more cancerous. '''Once again, don't go to this server without a proxy/VPN/Tor.'''

=== Other ===
*[https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bonziworld Seeking instant death (from AIDS)? Look no further!]
*[https://github.com/heyjoeway/BonziWORLD The BonziWORLD repository on Github]

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[[File:le bean.png|thumb|[[lie|Most serious and straightest]] political commentator evar. Note the chat user mistaking him for a [[Islam|Muhammad]].]]
'''Martinez Perspective''' ('''Powerword:''' [[Powerword|Brandon Martinez]], A.K.A '''Zander C. Fuerza''', '''Martinez Politi[[Latinx|x]]''', '''Nazbols Exposed''', '''Red Ideologies''', and more) is a [[BAW|sad]] [[OTI|internet]] story, involving a poor lonely 40-year-old [[schizophrenic]] [[virgin]] [[homosexuality|homosexual]], [[Canadia]]n/[[Russia|Slavic]]/[[Morocco|Moroccan]]/[[Mexico|Mexican]]/rat [[Le 56% Face|mystery-meat]], and failed political commentator/online jouralist who spends every day and every hour of his miserable $4 life making extremely boring hours-long monotonous content, writing miles-long [[TL;DR]] rants on his Telegram channel ankle-biting more popular right-wing creators, [[hugbox|closely moderating his chats for any potential naysayers]] to insta-[[ban]] them, and [[pedobear|harassing little kids on Omegle/OmeTV]] for shekels. His only redeeming quality is the amount of [[lulz]] he generates from being a bumbling retard.

Rebrandon is also a [[retard]]ed shapeshifter with no principles whose views (especially on others) change based on what can give him [[attention whore|enough internet clout]] and [[jew gold]]. This is [[lie|working out for him]] so well that he got to live in a luxury broken down 1-room apartment in his hometown of Ceuta, North Africa, shortly before [[lol|getting evicted and sent back to his granny's basement]]. In one of this latest Rebrandonings, he went from a very LARPy "based White Nationalist" [[alt-right|Neo-Nazi]] to an obsessed schizophrenic watered-down self-proclaimed [[cuckservative|"National Conservative"]] (pronounced: ''"[[faggot]]"'') who went full anti-Hitler after he had made a conclusion of [[autism|questionable mentality]] that Hitler wuz a COMMUNIST!!!@!@?!@!?@! and feels the need to spam all his channels to remind you that. Now Moortinez mostly shills kosher do-nothings (most of whom are also Pro-[[Russia]] despite the Bean supposedly being "Pro-OOkraine" mind you).

Nowadays, most of his time is spent screeching over NS and everyone supporting it (the so-called "''spergnats''"), "Nordicism" (read: [[racism]]), and economic [[autism]]; all while he loses more and more viewers and subscribers.
== Brandon's "content" ==
Brandon's content is genuinely [[AIDS|terrible]]. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking '''[[boring]]'''. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel [[Blue waffle|decompose for hours]] than a single minute of this [[shit]]. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal [[faggot]] rat voice that continues to babble on and on about [[Shit nobody cares about|the most retarded shit ever]] with no sign of ending. The only somewhat funny parts of his content are those where he proves himself to be a low IQ downie and ones where he gets clowned on.
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|[[File:norway has beaches.mp4|500px]] [[retard|Beanez is surprised to hear that Norway has beaches.]]
|[[File:beanez mcd or bk.mp4|500px]] This random guy's fast food preference will determine the fate of the white race btw.
|[[File:bm-omeglelosers.mp4|500px]] "This website is just a bunch of losers" Must be why he's on it every stream.
|[[File:funneh o algo.mp4|500px]] [[Bullshit|Quality content; 100% serious political commentary]].
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=== IRL content ===
[[File:bowlegtinez.jpg|thumb|Mysterious behind the scenes photo of a strange alien creature from Morocco]]
After years of the evil harassment from these evil no-good spergnats about how [[basement dweller|he does no content outside]] his one room favela, Shartinez mutters to himself "THEM'Z DANG NORDICIST SPERGSCHIZONATS WANT TO SEE MI OUTSIDE? I WILL SHOW DEM ESE!!!", buys himself cheap shitty equipment with a year worth of streaming, and waddles outside to harass random Spanish citizens, asking them fucktarded questions; one time Muttinez got angry at an old man for saying beating women is bad.

Another thing these videos revealed is that despite all the LARPing and claims that he attends the gym on a regular basis: Brandon, in reality, is a [[California fetus|disfigured fat blob with skeletal bow legs]] who can barely walk. What's next, does he have his [[TsimFuckis|penis on his stomach too]]? The cause or reason behind the mishapen legs remains a mystery: either he was born with rickets, or—more likely—his black ex-boyfriend Bongo [[ræp|surprise-plapping him]] to the point of deformity.

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== Brandon's Online "Empire" ==
=== Telegram ===
{{quote|/ban retard|80% of all the messages on Rebrandon's channels}}
[[File:beanez logic.jpg|thumb|200px|Brandon's [[typical]] throught process during an online argument]]
The lovely land of Telegram is the rat's main home [[OTI]]. Due to the fact he has no friends or known family, Martinez spends his entire day doing nothing but making Telegram posts, talking to nobody and do dull livestreams. To this day, [[fail|all of his channels are quickly losing followers]] due to the fact that nobody likes the boring brown [[MGTOW]] loser anymore... or maybe it's just that the sub-bots have expired and he [[truth|never had any big following to begin with]]?

Brandon, being the absolutely insecure [[faggot]] that he is, regularly [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|wipes entire chats and channels, baleets things from his website]], and writes long TL;DR coverups if it has a 0.3% chance of saving his image, especially after he has made himself a fool with his obsessive fucktarded Hitler hate. He also takes pride in removing the ability to react negatively on any of his posts, chats, and channels; if one finds a dogwhistle reaction emoji to use on all of his posts, he [[trying too hard|quickly finds it and disables it too]]; some of the banned reactions include: 👎, 🤡, 💊, 👻, 😇, 🍌, and more. Marbeanez is so mature for a 40-year-old MAN, clearly.
==== Channels/chats ====
* '''Martinex Politix''' - His main chat; created after the Rebrandoning. Full of retarded [[schizo]] rants on Hitler and surface-level "hot-takes".
* '''Martinez Perspective''' - His older channel. Created in [[2019]], Marbeanez ended up [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|scrubbing it whole]] because it had too much "wignat stuff" on it.
* '''La Perspectiva Martinez''' - His dead Spanish-language channel nobody gives a fuck about.
* '''Nazbols Exposed''' - Originally made in 2021 during his NS phase to expose "nazbols" (mostly members of [[The Right Stuff|TRS]]). Ironically, Martinez had called one of them out for "comparing Hitler to Stalin"; I'm guessing you can see the hypocrisy here. After the Rebrandoning, Marbeanez tried to keep the channel alive by pretending it's not him behind that account (by referring to himself in 3rd person), [[fail|while repeating the same 3-IQ "points" from his main]]; later yet he started a banning spree iconic to Marbeanez's character. Then it died.
* '''Red Ideologies''' -
* '''Wignats Exposed''' -
* '''Econ for Dummies''' - Yet ANOTHER channel made to babble about all the usual stuff on his main except anonymously and with comments disabled so the meanie wignat trolls can't point out who he is.
* '''Johnny's Ghost''' - The worst of the bunch, on the basis that Marbeanez uses that channel to shamelessly impersonate a more successful content creator known as Johnny Gat, going as far as to fake his voice using AI.
==== Bans ====
Of course, no insecure [[butthurt]] lolcow is complete without a banhammer addiction. Brandon likes to beat that ban button like he beats that brown [[micropenis]] of his to [[gay]] [[nigger]] porn and little kids on Omegle. Saying anything the mutt doesn't approve of will guarantee a ban. Say [[truth|Hitler was cool]]? '''Ban.''' Ask why the reactions are disabled? '''Ban.''' Ask anything? '''Ban.''' Win in an arguement against him? '''Permaban.''' Be a [[furfag]] or self-admitted brownie? '''Made admin.'''

Most of the time, Ratinez's reasons when banning mostly consist of such intellectual statements such as "[[retard]]", "[[sperg]]" and "[[faggot]]".

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==== Trolling Beanez ====
* Call him brown
* Ask him how's his black ex-boyfriend Bongo doing.
* Play along with the rat's "nordicism" meme and praise Nord supremacy.
** Remind him that Northwest European/Nordic/Anglo civilization gave us world-changing inventions like the Industrial Revolution, penicillin. electricity, many modern philosophies and even the very white nationalism he spends hours larping as.
* Ask him why he still has no girlfriend or children at the age of 40.
* Question his retarded self-contradictory worldview. For example, him being Pro-[[The Donald|Donald]] and Pro-[[Ukraine]] sinultaneously despite the fact Trump is buddies with [[Bad Vlad]] and will give him a pass to roll over Oinkraine upon becoming president.
* Question any of his flip-flops with figures like Sneako, Mark Collett, Ryan Dawson, and the Tate brothers.
* Praise, compliment, or just say anything positive about Hitler, Mussolini or any fascist leader other than Francisco Franco.
** For extra lulz, tell Marbeanez that they were good BECAUSE they wiped out millions of worthless [[Russia|Slavs]], [[Greece|Greeks]], and [[Gypsy|other]] [[Jew|impurities]]. Instant ban guaranteed!
* Do above methods on other admins of his chat.
* Remind him that he's a fucking retard for letting a supposed "gay pole dancer" piss him off this hard.

=== Twitter ===

== Beanez the Homo ==
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=== Black ex-boyfriend? ===

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== See also ==
* [[Adolf Hitler]]
* [[Alt-right]]
* [[Andrew Tate]] - Da alpha kang used to shill for Tate and has flip-flopped his opinion on him over 20 times.
* [[GypsyCrusader]] - Beanez ripped off his content for e-clout.
* [[Ukraine]]
* [[Virgin]]
== External Links ==
* [https://martinezperspective.net martinezperspective.net] - His website. Here you can read all his boring articles on le Soycialists and whatnot.
* {{telegram|martinezpolitix}} - Main echochamber. There is where you go for your desires to milk him.
* {{telegram|martinezofficial}} - Second, older channel prior to the Re-Brandoning; [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|wiped everything from it]] in the typical lolcow fashion.
* {{telegram|mpvids}} - Third channel for his boring spergy monotonous live streams and Omegle clips.
* {{telegram|nazbolsexposed}} - Fourth channel previously used for exposing "nazbols" for calling Hitler a communist.
* {{telegram|redideologies}} Fifth channel for [[hypocrite|calling Hitler a communist]].
* {{kick|martinezpolitix}} - His Kick
* {{twitter|martinezpol3}} - His Xitter '''(SUSPENDED LOL)'''
* [https://odysee.com/@martinezperspective:2?view=home His Odysee]
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'''''One Piece (of Shit)''''' is a series about pirates created by Oda, who came up with the idea after reading his favorite [[Dragonball]] hentai doujins. Despite this, there is a significant lack of theft, pillaging, [[rape]], wooden limbs, [[pirates]], sodomy or mass executions, which automatically makes it [[shit]]. Instead, a roaming crew of do-gooder clichés travel the high seas whilst performing every power-up short of a Super Saiyan or actually crapping themselves in the attempt.

Predictably, each crewmate has a dream (alongside a ''TRAJIC PAST'') which they feel they need to achieve but won't, as [[jew|Oda knows a cash cow when he sees one]] and will [[goatse|stretch]] out the series until he dies of heart failure or is knife-raped in the butt by a pissed [[YOU|fanboy]]. As a result of this, ''One Piece'' could be perceived as a comment on the pseudo-limbo we find ourselves residing in: [[unrealistic expectations|always wanting something just out of reach]] and living lives blighted with disappointment. Alternatively, it could be perceived as a money-making behemoth and easy TV which teeters on the verge of being universally slated as bullshit by having a relatively [[not|badass]] moment every 70 episodes or so.

''One Piece'' is immensely popular despite having the worst character designs in history, features countless scenes of characters sobbing like bitches, and will be 1/16th away from completion upon its [[Over 9000|40,036th]] episode, to the point hopefully no one will care, since Eiichiro Oda, who unlike [[Naruto|Masashi Kishimoto]] has no idea when to end his shitty series. It should be noted that his show's content is not appropriate for anyone above the age of 10.

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Angry Birds

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[[File:Angry bird.jpg|thumb|250px|This particular ''angry bird'' is far more entertaining than the "game."]]

'''Angry Birds'''{{Muslim}} is a physics game in which one launches birds into their death using a giant slingshot facing to the right (because when people fire slingshots, they normally face it to the right). Like all games for [[iPod|mobile devices]], Angry Birds is entirely luck-based and serves no use besides draining your battery while you wait for your [[AIDS]] test to get back. Naturally, it became popular among [[hipsters]], [[Apple|MacFags]], casual gamers, household mothers and other people with too much time on their hands. Has many spin-offs for some reason.

== Plot ==
The story begins with green pigs who, like all normal swine, crave the fetus of dumbass birds that make their nests on the ground. The pigs come up with the idea to have their [[your mom|pig queen]] eat the eggs [[trolling|while the birds watch helplessly in horror]], all the while being too retarded to realize how defensive birds are with their eggs when they're stolen. The birds amass an army of different species of birds recruited through their fanatical orgy sessions to die for the 3 bastard eggs the pigs stole in the opening cut-scene. The [[retard|designers]] of Angry Birds decided that the birds should catapult themselves directly at the enemy compound (because it's not like birds can fly or anything). Eventually, the birds win, but the pigs don't die, even when they get blown the fuck up.

== Gameplay ==
You have a slingshot and you have to kill the pigs with birds fired from said slingshot. However, this is too easy. The pigs had a shit-ton of [[erection|wood]], and thus built an ass-load of fortresses. However, the fact that the Angry Birds are actually ''BIRDS'' is useless due to the fact they have no wings. The specific bird types are:

*'''Red''': Works well for the first 0 levels until the game implements walls that can't be moved by this bird.
*'''The Blues''': A bird renowned for its uselessness, this bird, when launched, will [[samefag]] across the screen.
*'''Chuck''': It's high on meth and heroin. Flies fast when tapped.
*'''Bomb''': Similar to [[sand niggers|sandies]], these birds [[9/11|suicide bomb]] the place and thus, actually CAN do shit.
*'''Matilda''': The Bomb Bird's [[retarded]] cousin, who drops useless turds instead of bombs.
*'''Hal''': An [[Australian]] bird that, surprise, can't do shit.
*'''Terence''': Fat piece of shit that gang rapes the pig fortress ''if'' you manage to launch him farther than two millimeters.
*'''Bubbles''': Gets bigger when you tap the screen. Pretty much just a pussified version of the Bomb bird.
*'''Stella''': Like any proper woman, the pink bird can't do anything physical for shit. Instead, bubbles come out of her and levitate things.
*'''Mighty Eagle''': A big fucking eagle that [[Holy shit|can destroy everything]]. Basically, a [[awesome]] version of Terence.
== Trolling ==
There is no possible way to troll the game itself, for the game is a troll. It will present before you a seemingly impossible level, which will consume up to 10 minutes (and hopefully ONLY that much time). This is because there is always one [[1337|freakin' immortal]] pig that will hide and then laugh at you when you [[fail]]. Once you finish your [[ragequit]], you may consult the manual, but even the walkthrough doesn't stop you from failing and the pigs resume laughing at you. And here's where the creators struck gold, because of the amounts of fucktards that have access to a credit card, they decided to add an in-game purchase called the "Mighty Eagle" which allows you to skip a single level for the same price of the game itself.

You can, however, troll [http://www.angrybirdsnest.com/forum/ the Angry Birds forums], as they are usually filled with [[13 year old boys|easily irritable children]].
[[File:Angry Birds Wiki Log.png|thumb|The type of users on the [[Wikia|Angry Birds Wiki]].]]

=== Other Ways ===
* Say their game is a ripoff of ''Crush the Castle''
* Say the movie designs of the characters are the best
* Say that "#bringback2012" is retarded
* Say anything positive or negative about "Red x Stella" or "Red x Silver" ships
* Say Angry Birds Evolution is the best game in the franchise
* Say you like the Hatchlings
* Mention the game series is meant for children
* Say Angry Birds [[Star Wars]] sucks
* Say "The Angry Birds Movie 2" is the better Angry Birds movie
* Say the series fell off
* Say the [[NSA]] and the [[British|GCHQ]] are spying on them while they play the game
* Say that [[EA]] will buy out Rovio Entertainment
* Say that [[Disney]] will never re-release the Star Wars and Rio games

==Community==
[[File:Angry Birds Zoophile.jpg|thumb|right|The most sane Angry Birds Twitter user]]
With everything that [[Rule 34|goes into the interwebs]], there is a community for it. This mobile game made for people that [[Shitting On The Toilet|take fat shits]] somehow has as much lore as a [[Retarded|Marvel movie]] with it's own [[Shit nobody cares about|multiverse]]. These fans will defend their character [[ship|ships]] over what little is left in their savings (since they blew it all on used cum-stained plush toys from [[eBay]]). These specimens are as woke as they can be so you better not misgender their new birds, or else you will be [[Raped|shadow-banned]] by the [[Cult|community]].
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==Modding Community==
Yes, it has one.
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== Angry birds 2 ==
Same shit but with Moar RNG and made by a EA clone. Has a heart system in a “puzzle game”. Also a new bird, which is a woman, which of course is useless.

=== New bird(s) ===
*Silver: A woman bird, can divebomb the pigs for some reason. Worse version of Terrence.
*Melody: Another woman bird, can [[Vore|eat anything]] and projectile vomit said items at any direction.

== The MANY, MANY spin-offs ==
*'''Angry Birds Rio''' - [[gay|Gey]] collaboration with the Rio movie. There are two of them.
*'''Angry Birds Rio 2''' - Even gayer collaboration with the Rio movie.
*'''Angry Birds Go''' - [[Mario]] kart rip-off.
*'''Angry Birds [[Transgender|Transformers]]''' - A shoot ‘em up with teh [[Transformers]].
*'''Angry Birds Action''' - Actually fucking boring; not even Angry Birds. Inspired by the movie.
*'''Angry Birds Star Wars I''' - Same shit but with [[Star Wars|ster warts]].
*'''Angry Birds Star Wars II''' - Same shit number 2.
*'''Angry Birds POP!''' - One of those bubble pop puzzle games.
*'''Angry Birds Blast''' - Same as pop.
*'''Angry Birds Epic RPG''' - An Angry Birds RPG, [[Lie|because we needed that]].
*'''Angry Birds Evolution''' - A cash grab MMO with [[shit|amazing]] celebrity references and lore, such as [[Lil Pump|Lil' Pecker]] and [[Deadmau5|DedSw1n3]].
*'''Angry Birds Match''' - Candy Crush rip-off, which ripped off [[Mario|Yoshi’s cookie]].
*'''Angry Birds [[Boyfriend|Friends]]''' - HOLY SHIT FUCKING BALL STACKS YOU CAN FIGHT YOUR [[FACEBOOK]] [[Friends|FRIENDS]]!!!!
*'''Angry Birds Flip the bird''' - OH MY FUCKING LORD YOU CAN NOW [[Fuck off|FLIP THE BIRDS]] WITH YOUR [[FACEBOOK]] [[Friends|FRIENDS]]!!!!
*'''Angry Birds Seasons''' - Copypasted from the first “game”, but now retextured.
*'''Angry Birds [[NASA|Space]]''' - Copypasted from the first “game”, but now retextured. [[Super Mario#sUpeR MaRio GalAxY|And gravity]].
*'''[[Swine Flu|Bad Piggies]]''' - [[nigger|Build shit to steal shit.]] It almost got a sequel until said sequel was recalled for being an unplayable piece of shit with atrocious movie designs.
*'''Cryptobirdies''' - An [[It's Just A Prank Bro|april fools joke]] that promoted [[Scam|NFT's]] to their [[12-year-old boys|impressionable audience]]. Surprisingly this was 2 years before everyone and [[your mom|their mother]] knew what a [[Bitcoin]] was.
*'''Angry Birds Bird Island''' - An official [[Roblox]] game for [[children]] where you take financial responsibilities and neglect your [[Abortion|adopted bird]] called a "Hatchling"
*'''Angry Birds Isle of Pigs''' - A [[VR]]/AR 3D puzzle game.
*'''Angry Birds Reloaded''' - A reskin of Angry Birds Classic with stuff from the second movie. For some reason they needed to make it exclusive for the [[Apple]] store.
*'''Angry Birds Journey''' - Rovio needed more money, so they did a new game, but now like the classic ones!1!! Oh, remember the levels? Well, now they are NOT replayable, so fuck those precious starz.
*'''Angry Birds Stella''' - Now for the girls, there's this version. Obviously if you are a man and play this, you become a [[faggot]].
*'''Angry Birds Explore''' - Similiar to Action but now on AR!!
*'''Web Games''' - Similiar to the original games but specifically designed for web so that browsers can siphon more of your data through 824629 ads.
*'''[[Keegan Salisbury|Angry Birds for Google Chrome]]''' - DURR STFU MOM I'M PLAYING ANGRAY BURDZ FOR JEWGLE CHROME!!!!!!121@!223!!@!@1@12!2!
*'''Angry Birds Football''' - [[Soccer|FIFA]] meets Angry Birds, nothing much.
*'''Angry Birds Dice''' - [[Casino]] meets Angry Birds.
*'''Rovio Classics: Angry Birds''' - Literally, [[Copypaste|the same fucking shit as Classic]], but with even less stuff. Paid waste of storage with a [[at least 100|fuckton]] of bugs.

== The TV series ==
Yes, there are many series. You can buy them on dvd if you are too [[retarded]] to go to the TV button of one of their MANY apps. If you bought it on dvd, then too bad because all of that shit is on [[Jewtube|YouTube]] for free dumbass!

== The theme park ==
Luring in small children, and Jew golds.

Because raping millions of wallets with a shitty generic flash game didn't generate enough money, the shitty theme park is overpriced. For example, the angry birds website is now selling tickets costing a hundred times more than the actual game.

== Merchandise ==
The [[jew|rich company]] that shat out the game one day ran out of solid-gold dildos, and needing more [[jew gold]], resorted to the ways of the [[Star Wars]] franchise. Angry Birds [[Plushie|plush toys]] and T-shirts were born.

Because raping millions of wallets with a shitty generic flash game didn't generate enough money, the shitty merchandise is overpriced. For example, the angry birds website is now selling an eagle plush doll costing a hundred times more than the actual game.

== 2016 film ==
[[File:Angry_birds_movie_website_loading_screen.png|thumb|The Angry Birds Movie official website [[in a nutshell]].]]
In May 2016, the [[/v/|/v/irgins]] at [[Sony|Sony Pictures Imageworks]] decided to create a welfare program for [[unfunny]] [[Saturday Night Live|SNL]] alumni in the form of a movie. It's obvious that Sony created this with the intention of raking in [[Jew Gold]] from inattentive [[13 year old boy|13-year-old]] [[autism|autists]]. The film takes place in [[Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg|a land inhabited by birds]]. Red, the main character, is portrayed as a rejected, socially-awkward faggot who has trouble "fitting in". One day, Red and his two fuckbuddies, Chuck and Bomb, encounter a civilization of green, fat pigs who introduce themselves to the birds' island, only to fuck them over by stealing their eggs. The rest of the film consists of tasteless jokes, unfunny references, and boring 'action' sequences which you would have already seen in any other animated film produced from 2010 onward.

The Angry Birds Movie spawned the a sequel, were the birds and pigs end their war, and join alliances to stop the Eagles. The movie is the highest rated video game movie of all time, but that's not saying much as all video game movies are dogshit.

The lack of morals and ideas has struck [[Hollywood]] once more and now a third Angry Birds film is being made. Who the fuck knows what is going to be in this [[Snuff|film]], but it better have a Red and Yellow bird [[Epic Win|maple syrup footjob scene]] or else...

== The Fucking Shows ==
In 2013, Rovio got no attention, but to make an Unfunny Angry Birds webtoon called [[The Simpsons|Angry Birds Toons]] ending in 2016 and they made a fucking On The Run series for fucking adults.
===Characters===

* '''[[Ginger|Red]]:''' Main character is a fucking loser who can't get laid. Happens to have two other friends who assist him in bombing the Pigs' kingdom.

* '''[[Illuminati|Chuck]]:''' A [[Azn|yellow]], triangular-shaped bird. He's the comedy-relief for the film, and fails hard at it.

* '''[[Terrorist|Bomb]]:''' A [[Nigger|black]], [[Fat|spherical]] bird. He has anger problems, and explodes whenever he gets [[Triggered|Trigger'd]].

* '''[[Hippie|Matilda]]:''' A [[white]] female bird. She likes [[cannabis|flowers]]. A former angry bird who know tries to manage her and the other birds' anger. Like in the game, she can shoot giant exploding eggs from her [[anus]] any time she wants. [[Sick fuck|Nice.]]

* '''[[Shrek|Leonard]]:''' The king of the Pigs. Stupid, fat, and greedy. Reminds you of [[Patrick Star|someone else]], doesn't it?

===Anti Islam/refugee propaganda===

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== Gallery ==
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File:Angry Birds with Guns.png|Typical [[Jewgrounds|Newgrounds]] art
File:Angry Birds Xmas Smash.jpeg|Lemme [[fuck|smash]]
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File:Jihad Birds.png|Now we know [[9/11|who did it...]]
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File:Angry Birds 3 gameplay.gif|Fun gameplay for the [[incest|whole family]].
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File:Angry Biebers.jpg|I HATE [[Justin Beiber|JUSTIN]]!!!!
File:angry birds irl.jpg|Angry Birds [[IRL]]
File:Angry Afgans.jpg|Angry Birds [[LiveLeak|REALLY IRL]]
File:The Big Angry Theory.jpg|Two [[The Big Bang Theory|hipster fads]] for the price of one
File:Macgay.jpg|[[Macfags|Typical Angry Birds fans]] playing Angry Birds on their [[shit|superior]] [[Mac OS|operating system]].
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File:Angry Birds Sex.jpg|Angry Birds teach the wonders of sex to [[13_year_old_boys|the gamerz!]]
File:Rovio Flag.jpg|We craft joy™️
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File:Angry Condomz.jpg|Angry Condomz
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== Videos ==
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<center>Holy shit, Angry Birds in [[Minecraft]] by [[LifeInATent|a UTuber!]]
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== See Also ==
*[[Bird is the word]]
*[[Blockatiel]]
*[[CAW CAW]]
*[[Derrick Bird]]
*[[YOU'RE A BIRD!]]
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - SHUT THE FUCK UP MOMMY I'M PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS FOR [[Google|GOOGLE CHROME]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Apple]]
*[[3LAMESTUDIO]]
*[[Undertale]]
*[[Cut the Rope]]
*[[FuturisticHub]]
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[[File:le bean.png|thumb|[[lie|Most serious and straightest]] political commentator evar. Note the chat user mistaking him for a [[Islam|Muhammad]].]]
'''Martinez Perspective''' ('''Powerword:''' [[Powerword|Brandon Martinez]], A.K.A '''Zander C. Fuerza''', '''Martinez Politi[[Latinx|x]]''', '''Nazbols Exposed''', '''Red Ideologies''', and more) is a [[BAW|sad]] [[OTI|internet]] story, involving a poor lonely 40-year-old [[schizophrenic]] [[virgin]] [[homosexuality|homosexual]], [[Canadia]]n/[[Russia|Slavic]]/[[Morocco|Moroccan]]/[[Mexico|Mexican]]/rat [[Le 56% Face|mystery-meat]], and failed political commentator/online jouralist who spends every day and every hour of his miserable $4 life making extremely boring hours-long monotonous content, writing miles-long [[TL;DR]] rants on his Telegram channel ankle-biting more popular right-wing creators, [[hugbox|closely moderating his chats for any potential naysayers]] to insta-[[ban]] them, and [[pedobear|harassing little kids on Omegle/OmeTV]] for shekels. His only redeeming quality is the amount of [[lulz]] he generates from being a bumbling retard.

Rebrandon is also a [[retard]]ed shapeshifter whose views (especially on others) change based on what can give him [[attention whore|enough internet clout]] and [[jew gold]]. This is [[lie|working out for him]] so well that he got to live in a luxury broken down 1-room apartment in his hometown of Ceuta, North Africa, shortly before [[lol|getting evicted and sent back to his granny's basement]]. In late 2022, he lost a majority of his remaining following, after he did a 180 on a lot of his stances and came to incredible 150-IQ [[libertarian|lolbert]] conclusions such as "[[Hitler]] [[retard|being a communist]]" and "[[lie|fascism itself being communist too]], [[ANTIFA|and therefore evil]]." He then went from a "white nationalist" (or LARP of WN) to a washed down self-proclaimed [[cuckservative|"National Conservative"]] who sucks off any old kosher retard who repeats the same surface-level takes and shills them non-stop as a solution to le [[white Extinction|white genocide]].

Nowadays, most of his time is spent screeching over NS and everyone supporting it (the so-called "''spergnats''"), "Nordicism" (read: [[racism]]), and economic [[autism]]; all while he loses more and more viewers and subscribers.
== Brandon's "content" ==
Brandon's content is genuinely [[AIDS|terrible]]. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking '''[[boring]]'''. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel [[Blue waffle|decompose for hours]] than a single minute of this [[shit]]. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal [[faggot]] rat voice that continues to babble on and on about [[Shit nobody cares about|the most retarded shit ever]] with no sign of ending. The only somewhat funny parts of his content are those where he proves himself to be a low IQ downie and ones where he gets clowned on.
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|[[File:beanez mcd or bk.mp4|500px]] This random guy's fast food preference will determine the fate of the white race btw.
|[[File:bm-omeglelosers.mp4|500px]] "This website is just a bunch of losers" Must be why he's on it every stream.
|[[File:funneh o algo.mp4|500px]] [[Bullshit|Quality content; 100% serious political commentary]].
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=== IRL content ===
[[File:bowlegtinez.jpg|thumb|Mysterious behind the scenes photo of a strange alien creature from Morocco]]
After years of the evil harassment from these evil no-good spergnats about how [[basement dweller|he does no content outside]] his one room favela, Shartinez mutters to himself "THEM'Z DANG NORDICIST SPERGSCHIZONATS WANT TO SEE MI OUTSIDE? I WILL SHOW DEM ESE!!!", buys himself cheap shitty equipment with a year worth of streaming, and waddles outside to harass random Spanish citizens, asking them fucktarded questions; one time Muttinez got angry at an old man for saying beating women is bad.

Another thing these videos revealed is that despite all the LARPing and claims that he attends the gym on a regular basis: Brandon, in reality, is a [[California fetus|disfigured fat blob with skeletal bow legs]] who can barely walk. What's next, does he have his [[TsimFuckis|penis on his stomach too]]? The cause or reason behind the mishapen legs remains a mystery: either he was born with rickets, or—more likely—his black ex-boyfriend Bongo [[ræp|surprise-plapping him]] to the point of deformity.

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== Brandon's Telegram Empire ==
{{quote|/ban retard|80% of all the messages on Rebrandon's channels}}
[[File:beanez logic.jpg|thumb|200px|Brandon's [[typical]] throught process during an online argument]]
The lovely land of Telegram is the rat's main home [[OTI]]. Due to the fact he has no friends or known family, Martinez spends his entire day doing nothing but making Telegram posts, talking to nobody and do dull livestreams. To this day, [[fail|all of his channels are quickly losing followers]] due to the fact that nobody likes the boring brown [[MGTOW]] loser anymore... or maybe it's just that the sub-bots have expired and he [[truth|never had any big following to begin with]]?

Brandon, being the absolutely insecure [[faggot]] that he is, regularly [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|wipes entire chats and channels, baleets things from his website]], and writes long TL;DR coverups if it has a 0.3% chance of saving his image, especially after he has made himself a fool with his obsessive fucktarded Hitler hate. He also takes pride in removing the ability to react negatively on any of his posts, chats, and channels; if one finds a dogwhistle reaction emoji to use on all of his posts, he [[trying too hard|quickly finds it and disables it too]]; some of the banned reactions include: 👎, 🤡, 💊, 👻, 😇, 🍌, and more. Marbeanez is so mature for a 40-year-old MAN, clearly.
=== Channels/chats ===
* '''Martinex Politix''' - His main chat
* '''Martinez Perspective'''
* '''La Perspectiva Martinez'''
* '''Nazbols Exposed'''
* '''Red Ideologies'''
* '''Wignats Exposed'''
* '''Econ for Dummies'''
=== Bans ===
Of course, no insecure [[butthurt]] lolcow is complete without a banhammer addiction. Brandon likes to beat that ban button like he beats that brown [[micropenis]] of his to [[gay]] [[nigger]] porn and little kids on Omegle. Saying anything the mutt doesn't approve of will guarantee a ban. Say [[truth|Hitler was cool]]? '''Ban.''' Ask why the reactions are disabled? '''Ban.''' Ask anything? '''Ban.''' Win in an arguement against him? '''Permaban.''' Be a [[furfag]] or self-admitted brownie? '''Made admin.'''

Most of the time, Ratinez's reasons when banning mostly consist of a single insult like "[[retard]]", "[[sperg]]" and "[[faggot]]", while being all of those himself.

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==== Trolling Beanez ====
* Call him brown
* Ask him how's his black ex-boyfriend Bongo doing.
* Play along with the rat's "nordicism" meme and praise Nord supremacy.
** Remind him that Northwest European/Nordic/Anglo civilization gave us world-changing inventions like the Industrial Revolution, penicillin. electricity, many modern philosophies and even the very white nationalism he spends hours larping as.
* Ask him why he still has no girlfriend or children at the age of 40.
* Question his retarded self-contradictory worldview. For example, him being Pro-[[The Donald|Donald]] and Pro-[[Ukraine]] sinultaneously despite the fact Trump is buddies with [[Bad Vlad]] and will give him a pass to roll over Oinkraine upon becoming president.
* Question any of his flip-flops with figures like Sneako, Mark Collett, Ryan Dawson, and the Tate brothers.
* Praise, compliment, or just say anything positive about Hitler, Mussolini or any fascist leader other than Francisco Franco.
** For extra lulz, tell Marbeanez that they were good BECAUSE they wiped out millions of worthless [[Russia|Slavs]], [[Greece|Greeks]], and [[Gypsy|other]] [[Jew|impurities]]. Instant ban guaranteed!
* Do above methods on other admins of his chat.
* Remind him that he's a fucking retard for letting a supposed "gay pole dancer" piss him off this hard.

== Beanez the Homo ==
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=== Black ex-boyfriend? ===

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== Beanez the Spambot ==
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===Fanart/Memes===
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== See also ==
* [[Adolf Hitler]]
* [[Alt-right]]
* [[Andrew Tate]] - Da alpha kang used to shill for Tate and has flip-flopped his opinion on him over 20 times.
* [[GypsyCrusader]] - Beanez ripped off his content for e-clout.
* [[Ukraine]]
* [[Virgin]]
== External Links ==
* [https://martinezperspective.net martinezperspective.net] - His website. Here you can read all his boring articles on le Soycialists and whatnot.
* {{telegram|martinezpolitix}} - Main echochamber. There is where you go for your desires to milk him.
* {{telegram|martinezofficial}} - Second, older channel prior to the Re-Brandoning; [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|wiped everything from it]] in the typical lolcow fashion.
* {{telegram|mpvids}} - Third channel for his boring spergy monotonous live streams and Omegle clips.
* {{telegram|nazbolsexposed}} - Fourth channel previously used for exposing "nazbols" for calling Hitler a communist.
* {{telegram|redideologies}} Fifth channel for [[hypocrite|calling Hitler a communist]].
* {{kick|martinezpolitix}} - His Kick
* {{twitter|martinezpol3}} - His Xitter '''(SUSPENDED LOL)'''
* [https://odysee.com/@martinezperspective:2?view=home His Odysee]
{{aspies}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{altright}}

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[[Image:KeepDreamingTG.jpg|thumb|TGcomix claims to be transgendered. This could just be another attempt to elicit sympathy.]]

'''TGcomix''' (aka. '''CPcomix''') is, for all intents and purposes, a [[Pedophile|pedocunt]]. He spends his days posting his shitty [[lolicon]] artwork and [[nobody gives a shit|standing up for his rights]]. Despite claiming that he would leave DA because of it's [[Incontinent Student Bodies|unfair censorship]], TGcomix just can't stand leaving his non-existent fanbase from DeviantART. Doing so, he constantly ban evades despite complaining about the mods and other users that "[[Narcissism|don't give him the respect he deserves]]". This dear boy suffers from a case of [[Unwarranted Self Importance|U.S.I.]] and thus has set out on a crusade to defend [[DeviantArt]] from the tyranny and unjust censorship of the [[mod]]s!! He is from [[Wisconsin]], born 02/04/92, and writes [https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1214331/blackshade9 stories.]

These days, he's busy "[[fail|trolling]]" Tinychan and ltamake's "ghey fuckbuddies" (as he calls TC's users), and whiteknighting fellow pedo [[TehBigToaster]].

==Once Upon a Time...==
[[Image:NiceFaceThere.jpg|thumb|TGcomix shows us his knowledge in facial structure.]]

TGcomix is yet another pedophile who thinks he [[No|possesses some form of talent]]. Since TGcomix thinks that he is a [[Burger King|king]] and that the internet is his throne, he suddenly got the idea that every single thing he touches turns into gold. Of course, since TGcomix can't attract real women, the only way that he can get over being a lonely [[faggot]] is to draw-you guessed it, [[lolicon]]. And what's better than lolicon than panty shots of said lolis? Spanking them would be the answer! TG has many [[Fandom|obsessions]], one of them being young girls with horribly unrealistic anatomical features being spanked by [[Dyke|older women]]. He considers these to be "professionally" made games even though they only consist of two frames and are made with a shitty FLASH imitator.

[[Image:Egame2.jpg|thumb|One of TG's [[shit]]ty [[animu]] [[game]]s. And this [[sick fuck]] believes he's some kind of [[faggot|artistic genius]].]]

TGcomix lived in Bang-cock, [[Thailand]] until he was arrested for soliciting underage ladyboy prostitutes in 2013 or 2014. He got a got a criminal record in [[Thailand]] and then got extradited to the US. He now lives in Cambodia, since he is banned from Thailand.

Besides being a pedophile, TGcomix is also infamous for acting like a total cunt to people who thinks his gallery is filled with loli. In that case, TGcomix would also hate the [[truth]], since he is too fucking stupid to realize that people are actually smart enough to tell when pedophilia is present. When people do find his gallery to be repelling, there will eventually be a comment pointing out the loli in his gallery. The comment will start off as [[Troll|reasonable]]; however, TGcomix will take comments [[Trying too hard|too seriously]] and will always reply in a blatantly [[Rage|angry]] way. Because TGcomix gets extremely butthurt over comments that don't agree with his viewpoint, TGcomix will pull a failed attempt at looking badass. By "looking badass" he would pretty much use the vocabulary of an angry twelve-year-old with down syndrome and would throw shit rebuttals. Certain ways he shows his autism is using caps-locks, the words "reeking asshole" and other words commonly used by [[Shotacon|young boys]] who can't come up with intelligible words.

{{squote|Being too much of a butthurt crybaby to admit their obvious defeat, they create a small army of sock-puppets to take revenge on their opponent.|Can YOU spot the irony?}}

TG is also well-known to include [[Fail|statements in his arguments that reflect more onto him than the person he debates with]]. Since he is too concentrated on [[Almost raped|owning]] his target, he will always assume that he has done [[Molestation|nothing]] [[Rage|wrong]] and that people that oppose him are always wrong. In other words, TG thinks that others did actions that he is guilty of. The truth is that he has created a number of sock puppets simply because he was too butthurt over getting banned from [[4chan]], [[DeviantART]], [[JewTube]] and, of course, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

==Censorship war with [[DeviantART]]==
[[Image:Tgc0mix.jpg|thumb|TGComix's dA [[faggotry]] in a nutshell]]

It all started when TG was craving attention for his vast amount of pictures depicting young girls who voluntarily takes off their [[Weeaboo|kawaii pantsu]] for creepy old men. Because everybody knows that if you draw [[Animu|moe]] characters with unrealistic anatomy, you can guarantee some notoriety, right? Of course, the notoriety he has received didn't [[Just as planned|go as planned]]. Instead of people hailing him as a great god for his [[Shitty art|vast talents]], his submission of [[Flash|suggestive pictures]] only lead to people accusing him of pedophilia and reporting his pictures.

When his deviations do get deleted, he will blame everything on the people who finds pedophilia to be abhorrent, since [[Common Sense|logically]], everyone is a suspect when they disagree, right? TGcomix will tolerate none of this anti-pedophile injustice, and has posted an [[masturbation|egocentric]] rant over the [[bullshit| censorship of pedophile erotica]]. All of his arguments looks as if they were typed by someone who has a [[Divide by zero|malfunctioning]] caps lock button and the cussing of a retarded [[pirate]]. Because if your argument is 100% bullshit then that automatically means that you have won your debate. Of course, thinking that he is [[Mary Sue|right in every way]], he stated on his Hentai-Foundry that he was banned from DeviantART for "stating the truth". The irony behind that statement is that he stated multiple times on his deviations that his characters were over eighteen, ''yet'' his gallery on Hentai-Foundry is literally filled with lolicon and even [[:Image:Notapedocunt.png|admitted it on his userpage]] (which was eventually erased).

Besides his [[Internet Tough Guy|great war against the evil online censorship]], TG is also a white knight of [[MaruMariMaru]]. Since he believes that EVERYTHING is an art form, [[Lol|even if a person didn't actually make it]]. If someone just so happens to not kiss her feet for her ''hard'' work, he will declare them as a [[Irony|talentless prick]] who is merely jealous of Maru's popularity. This shows how TG is truly retarded, because saying shit like that ''contradicts'' his views on art.

However, the great Maru Defense Force is a weak one-man army facing against a whole club against tracing, best known as the Anti-Editing Club. TGcomix, being an internet tough guy, declared war on them. Many of his bullshit claims against them is that their reasons to protest against Maru's tracing consists of [[O RLY?|vague arguments]]. But really doesn't take a genius to tell if her artworks are traced. Ironically, TG shows no proof of the club being jealous, [[Never|Maru being talented]] and his ban for telling the truth. You really have to [[Bill Nye|consider the following]]; why would deviantART ban someone who harassed others, ban evade and upload child pornography [[I DUNNO LOL|for such a vague reason]]?

==ED==
TGcomix has signed up for more than just the sex offender registry. He joined Encyclopedia Dramatica not once, not twice, but THREE times. His first known username was '''Krazypyro77'''. He used it to fag up the [[AnonIB]] article and, of course, failed.

===Crim2===
[[Image:CrimvsCrim2.jpg|thumb|TG's excellent vandalism skills.]]

What made TG HAET Encyclopedia Dramatica was when he made his second sockpuppet, Crim2. During this time, TG was known as ChanceBlackTown and was fighting a mighty war with the Anti-Editing-Club to save his beloved [[MaruMariMaru]]. After noticing that he had his own article, he registered as '''Crim2''' to trick EDitors into thinking he was a sockpuppet of the author '''Crim'''.

[[Fail|TG made yet another mistake]], unfortunately. When it comes to editing Encyclopedia Dramatica, one can simply call him "[[Dumbass|misinformed]]". The only experience he had with wiki format is cheap poorly-made [[wikia]]s, and lord knows that migrating from there to ED will not end so well. Editing Encyclopedia Dramatica requires a certain writing skill that contains vast amount of lulz and hilarity. TG can’t do either. TGcomix, himself, has admitted that he has never even read [[ED:101]], an important [[Fiction|Bible]] of ED. But don’t forget, this is the same man who thinks he is a genius. Therefore, like his art, his articles are absolutely unbearable to look at.

{{squote|Hi. I'm an extremely butthurt ED user who was permabanned for posting incredibly unfunny crap.|TGcomix sucking up to an [[Illogicopedia]] SysOp.[http://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Silent_Penguin#A_Message_from_Unfunny_.26_Butthurt_Ltd]}}

After thinking that he was [[Aquaman|unstoppable after a few edits]], TG's first target on ED was Crim for adding him into Maru's article. Although Crim's identity is [[Not Gay|ambiguous]], TG labels him as a dirty Anti-Editing Club member and a person who is jealous of Maru's [[Shit|amazing tracing skills]]. This then led to Crim creating an article on TGcomix, or known as [[nigger|ChanceBlacktown]]. The article was already in bad shape when it was first created, however TG soon discovered it and was obviously pissed off because Crim just can't kiss his feet. Still cloaking himself as Crim, he made an article on The Anti-Editing Club.

[[Image:TGBegs.png|thumb|Crim2's last two edits.]]
But this didn't go unnoticed for too long. Although some SysOps have left messages to him, he [[Cunt|deleted them from his talk page to make it look as if he didn't do anything wrong]]. Eventually, ''[[Zaiger]]'' saw his [[shit]]storm and [[Delete Fucking Everything|deleted it all]] to stop its aids from infecting other potential articles. Because he threatened to delete them, TG was down on his knees begging him to allow his bitchings to continue. TG eventually made an agreement to [[Impossible|improve his articles]] hoping that they would stay for his entertainment only. Unfortunately, since he couldn't save his own article, he was banned and left with shame.

===Teaming with [[Carbide20]]===
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[[Image:Hateline.PNG|thumb|left|TG reveals that he is one of [[Retard|those people]] who just can't operate a normal wiki.]]
It is without a doubt that TG's butthurt has quadrupled after that. He later found his next [[love]]r, Carbide20, the creator of the infamous [[Failcyclopedia]]. It is not surprising that he would fit in well with the other rejects by complaining about the mods and thinking they were superior. In fact, he was even [[Why do you hate America?|promoted to SysOp level]] just because he held a grudge against ED. This time, he was under the name of his favorite SysOp to whom he still obsesses over to this very day, [[Zaiger]]420. Even after months after his ban, he just can't move on from his pitiful mistakes of the past. Within time, ED users discovered the existence of this abomination and successfully raped it to death.

TG then took over and created his own wiki, the '''Hateline Wiki''', Failcyclopedia's successor. What makes this one fail even harder than the last is that it was hosted on [[Wikia|a dumbed-down version of Wikipedia]] and only one article existed. However, ''not even Wikia'' wants him there to poison them, so his wikis were deleted. He also went on DeviantART wikia to host his articles, but unfortunately for his end, an admin banned him.

He then recreated Hateline Wiki, and served as the sole admin and the only non-troll contributor. It lasted about six months until he [[homeless|stopped paying the hosting fee]].
{{clear}}

===Rizden===
[[Image:RizdensCurrentPage.jpg|thumb|Rizden's userpage vandalized (and getting locked) successfully by the [[Elite|big kids]].]]

After the birth of the [[ED Forums]], many tartlets hung around the [[DeviantART]] board ranting about other [[Everyone|shitty artists]]. One day, they discovered TGcomix and his blatant faggotry on DeviantART. From then on, tartlets from that board decided to [[debate]] with TGcomix on the topic of his pornography. After going through his entire gallery, [[Delete Fucking Everything|and reporting all of his submissions]], TG was banned yet again from DA. This then led to TG coining the term "flaggot", and often using it to describe every single person he hates.

Eventually, this very page was created, and his enemies directed him to here through his Hentai-Foundry. As a response, TG made another horridly bad article on them on [[Illogicopedia]]. However, even TGcomix, himself, knows that it will never faze them one bit since it was hosted on a crassly made wiki. TG has yet again registered on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] under the name '''Rizden''' and pretended to be an eager contributor and vandalize the pages of his enemies.

Doing the exact same thing that he has done before, TG slowly turned this article into an exact mirror of it's predecessor; the article on [[Web 1.0|Chanceblacktown]]. That task, however, required no efforts, since TG archived every article he attempted to create on various wikis he joined. In addition to that, he ported many of his old and new attack articles onto his userspace.

This was not enough, however. He continued to update the article, and it continued to suck. He then proceeded to "archive" it - by which he meant remove it from his talk and user page - and offer the "[[Jesus|olive branch of peace]]." He reminded the user that he was simply "hazing" him, though generally when one imagines hazing one thinks of a simple and collaborated effort against a single individual. Which is ironically exactly what TGcomix, *ahem*, Rizden brought on himself.

However, since [[Zaiger]] was no longer a mod, Rizden thought that he had absolute invincibility. Even to veteran EDitor, TG still thinks that he is a genius when writing ED. Unlike his previous account, other users have noticed the cancer dwelling within him. Many EDitors teamed up with each other to mock and vandalize his page. Although he could simply revert these edits, the mods were also disgusted by Rizden's [[mod sass]]. Both his user and talk page were vandalized and locked; causing TG to be butthurt and cry back home to [[FanArt Central|Hentai Foundry]]. Despite his most current user not being banhammered, the attacks that he have received were too much for him to handle and thus leaving ED.

== Orain and All The Tropes (Inclusionist wiki) ==
[[File:Inclusionist TGcomix wiki.png|thumb|Inclusionist is a euphemism here for lolicon.]]
[[File:Blackshade9 TGcomix.png|thumb|Google Blackshade9 and you get TG's infamous drawings of little girls.]]
After having most of his pedo wikis shut down on Wikia, he tried to set up shop of the Wikia branch of All the Tropes (the [[Tv Tropes]] fork with all the porn), and the admin there [https://archive.is/20150709042418/http://allthetropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:279220 told the pedophile he wasn't welcome on either All The Tropes branch for being a pedophile].

Of course, he accepted this maturely.....just kidding, he decided to troll [[Orain]] when his account was globally blocked, and keeps sockpuppet ban evading, letting them know how [[butthurt]] he is.

After going around [https://archive.is/20150521040946/http://www.scatchan.net/topic/40514 denying] [https://archive.is/20150709042557/http://www.scatchan.net/topic/40507#reply_267284 that] his "Inclusionist wiki" was for his child porn drawings, he immediately went and [https://archive.is/20150709042631/http://www.scatchan.net/topic/40659 made it] with a different wiki host, wiki-site.com, [https://archive.is/20150521041005/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/Main_Page http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com] and the front page is full of his [[lolicon]] drawings which he denies are CP. He claims they are "art" and "harmless drawings" and even denies being a [[pedophile]].

His Sysop name there is Blackshade9, as seen from [https://archive.is/20150521041017/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php?title=Main_Page&action=history the main page history,] and his [https://archive.is/20150521041008/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/Special:Contributions/Blackshade9 contributions] there show his biggest obsessions:

* People he's obsessed with. He plans to write one on [[Indy]] but only has so far: [https://archive.is/20150521041002/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/Michaeldsuarez Michaeldsuarez], [https://archive.is/20150521040952/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/Brainwurms Brainwurms]

* A lot of his drawings are [[tracing]] and he defends the practice by calling opponents "13-year old weeaboos, butthurt dramaskanks, and anyone else with an IQ in the negative digits": [https://archive.is/20150521040949/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/Tracing Tracing]

* People on DeviantArt that reported him: [https://archive.is/20150521040951/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/Anti_Editing_Club Anti Editing Club], [https://archive.is/20150521040952/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/Flaggot Flaggot]

* Forums he hates but constantly visits: [https://archive.is/20150521041004/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/Tinychan Tinychan] (of course), [https://archive.is/20150521040951/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/AnonIB AnonIB], [https://archive.is/20150521041015/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/Chanz Chanz]

* A fetish he has: [https://archive.is/20150521041015/http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/Panchira Panchira]

His wiki [http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com later was banned] but the links above go to archives.

==Related Misadventures==

Despite ragequitting Encyclopedia Dramatica and [[trying too hard|paying for]] a site to host his rage pages, he still tries to remove this article from afar.

{{quote|Can anybody here delete an ED article?|
[http://laghouls.com/forum/topic/7631#reply_72540 <s>Careful there bucko, that sounds a lot like a personal army request.</s>] Domain name expired 10/2/2012 }}

==vs. [[Tinychan]]==
A long time ago, the [[Tinychan]] article was a shitty piece of advertisement. Now granted the original article was complete [[shit]], TGcomix decided to rewrite it. What was once a shitty advertisement for a shitty site became an incoherent mess of TG's catch phrases like [[unfunny|"ghey fuckbuddies"]]. TG thought that his rewrite of the [[Tinychan]] article was [[fail|epic win]] and he quickly came to Tinychan to brag about it. While no one really paid any attention to him back then, it laid the foundation for what has blossomed into a [[lolcow|love hate relationship]] with Tinychan. [[Last Thursday]], TG returned to Tinychan to [[white knight]] for [[TehBigToaster]] after to4str took Tinychan down with a [[CP]] attack. When Tinychan recovered from toaster's attack, they went back to business as usual. TG then moved over to [[hugbox|The GHOUL Forum]], where to this day he can be seen talking shit about Tinychan and licking [[caveatipse|Matt Miller's]] asshole. It's extremely easy to pick him out when he posts anonymously. His posts are meticulously formatted (probably from all the time he put in at [[AnonTalk]] amirite?) and he likes to use the same words repeatedly, i.e. "butthurt" and "ghey fuckbuddy." Calling him out when he posts anonymously results in lulz as he is both an [[internet tough guy]] and an [[aspie|assburger]]. The most funny part is when he uses psychological projection and tries to claim that he's not being trolled, but he's trolling TC's users. Sorry TG, but you'll have to do better than that. [[USI|He also believes he is still relevant in the BBS scene.]]

TGcomix later become a moderator of Scatchan.net, a forum for scat fetishism that even includes feces as its icon. Scatchan's owner, "Scatman" has a history of allowing child molestors to be moderators. His first moderator SuperNegro even raped a 15-year-old girl who frequented the forum and was never unmodded. Another moderator "kitteh" is in prison for child molestation. So choosing TGcomix was a no-brainer.

Since becoming moderator, TGcomix has deleted any scat fetishism conversation and banned anyone for making it, subsequently killing the board. He uses the names "Josh" and "Johnny G", but prefers to post anonymously where he makes constant rage threads about trolls from Tinychan including [[Matt Miller]] whom he cannot keep banned. The [[Josh]] article isn't him, but the subject is also pedophile as well ironically enough. TGcomix is mostly called CPcomix and he is always defending his drawing of CP as "harmless pictures" while making a dozen posts an hour about how Matt is a pedophile. People who post TGcomix's "artwork" are banned because the site's webhost does not allow drawn child porn. TGcomix's second favorite rage target is a troll called "The Doctor", a fat hikikomori from England who despite using [[Doctor Who]] in his trolling, has not seen a single episode of the show and never understands Doctor Who references. TGcomix also fills the board with photos of penises, usually photoshopped onto people's faces--TGcomix loves [[cock]].

Scatchan.net is now filled with nothing (since TGcomix deletes everything else) but TGcomix posting gay porn photoshops of [[Matt Miller]] (his desire) and posting as 20 anonymous posters, all agreeing with him. Everything else is deleted so Scatchan's entire userbase has fled. Not a single person posts there, not even the site owner so TGcomix made a thread "TIME TO CELEBRATE" and his idea of a celebration is an entire thread devoted to gay porn. But he quickly became butthurt over the lack of userbase to abuse so TGcomix now in addition to posting gay porn shops of Matt on Scatchan all day, goes to the forums people fled to and spends all day spamming them. All day because he doesn't have a job.

==[[fail|Desperate attempt]] to become [[SNCA|relevant]]==
[[Image:TGcomixUSI.png|thumb|TGcomix's legacy, according to him.]]
[[Image:TGsamefag.png|thumb|One of the site admins admitting to being [[samefag|Rizden]] from ED.com]]
[[Image:TGsamefag2.png|thumb|TrikiWiki admin [[samefag|Starstick]] makes TG a sysop.]]
[[Image:TGsamefag3.png|thumb|[[facepalm|TrikiWiki admin X is ''totally'' not TG, guise]].]]
[[Image:TGcomixAndMattPlot.jpg|thumb|TGcomix and [[Caveatipse|Matt Miller]] plot the downfall of [[Tinychan]].]]

[[Last thursday]], TGcomix decided to start up a new parody wiki known as '''[[failcyclopedia|TrikiWiki.]]''' While [[sockpuppet|the owner of the site]] is relatively inactive there, he did give TGcomix what he has always wanted -- [[aspierations|'''to be a sysop on a parody wiki.''']] TG immediately ported all of his [[butthurt|fantastic attack articles]] over to TrikiWiki and immediately protected them. Besides a few of his articles about various [[DeviantART]] and [[ED]] users, as well as his special word, [[retarded|flaggot]], the sole purpose of that site is to host attack articles about various [[namefag|namefags]] from [[Tinychan]]. Of course these articles are classic TGcomix -- [[u mad|brimming with unchecked rage]] and full of TG's [[fucktard|rancid and over used catchphrases.]] Aside from the attack articles about Tinychan users, [[writing yourself into an article|he wrote his own self-congratulatory article about himself.]] Here now, I am going to share with you some of TGcomix's [[masturbation|choice quotes]] from the [[autism|article he wrote about himself.]] Also pictured are screenshots from various talk pages confirming both [[TGcomix|Starstick]] and [[TGcomix|X]] to be TGcomix. I guess since he was having such a hard time [[not your personal army|getting people to flock to his cause]], he decided [[facepalm|to make his own personal army out of samefags.]]

{{quote|[[faggot|Simon Kirby]], aka TGcomix, Gauis Marius, GM and Chance Blacktown is a true [[faggot|internet warrior]], a [[pedophile|fallen hero]] who faced down an army of hate for the sake of [[lolicon|artistic freedom]]|TGcomix, in an ultimate display of [[USI]]}}

...but it gets far worse, my friends

{{quote|TGcomix was a major contributor to both TC and Minichan, ushering in the [[SNCA|Epic Threads Era on Tinychan 2.0]] and [[bullshit|successfully trolling various mods and administrators]] with [[b&|complete impunity]].|TGcomix, reflecting on his many [[pedophile]] threads on Tinychan and how he successfully trolled the mods and admins by repeatedly getting banned for [[pedo]] threads.}}

...and finally

{{quote|Despite the [[truth|lies and rumors]] spread by his [[trolls|enemies]], TG continues exposing the Chans' flaws and weaknesses at every opportunity, generating [[shit nobody cares about|extreme controversy]] with his [[butthurt|wry observations]] of [[trolls trolling trolls|interboard drama]].|TGcomix, the *chan messiah.}}

Despite TG thinking that finding a place to host his attack articles is [[epic win]], not even the subjects of said attack articles give a fuck, because, TG, you're [[SNCA|still not relevant]]. Furthermore, TG has [[retard|stupidly tipped his hand]] and already made his motives for starting the wiki crystal clear with this little gem on his talk page.

{{quote|The point of the [[shit|article]] is to [[fail|generate lulz and traffic]], [[no|which it appears to be doing]]. [[USI|The fact that I'm a sysop here will attract numerous EDfags out of sheer curiosity]], and [[no|this article will make them rage like butthurt faggots]].

I'm also planning to praise up [[caveatipse|Depressionman]], [[Tehbigtoaster|Toastr]], [[Kimmo]], and MaruMariMaru for the [[trying too hard|sole purpose of pissing off their enemies]]. [[unrealistic expectations|The result will be massive lulz and increased activity as gibbering fucktards pour in from all ED, DA and TC to vent their asspain]].|TGcomix, planning [[fail|TEH MOST EPIC TROLL OF ALL TIME GUIZE!!1!]].}}

In short, TG has laid out exactly how he plans to become relevant again. If you want to see TG trolled hard, then completely ignore him and ''' ''DO NOT'' ''' visit his shit wiki under any circumstances.

==Psychological analysis==
[[Image:TG_Child_Abuse.jpg|thumb|TG's compassionate views on childrearing.]]

{{squote|MOETAN: the only TV series in history to use panchira as a teaching aid - indisputable evidence that Japan is the most advanced society on Earth.|TGComix, captioning a fanservice screencap like it's an academic critique}}

TGcomix is a curious pervert, often relying on lies and hypocrisy when reality fails to suit his needs. For example, he complained about a transphobic conspiracy to purge him from DeviantArt and then attempted to organize a [http://anonib.com/snfca/res/186.html hate] [http://88.80.21.12/topic/43017 mobs] of his own with [[fail|predictable results]].

He also claims to be a transsexual, and posted traced images of young boys being forcibly emasculated on [[TG Comics]] before they wised up to his previous [[faggotry|antics]]. This could go either way - he might technically be transsexual in that he wants to be anyone but himself, gender notwithstanding, or just be lying about his sexuality so he can retaliate with accusations of transphobia when criticized called out on his bullshit.

TGcomix probably has a form of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder and sociopathy, as he will spend hours on attack articles intended only for their subjects. Make your own conclusions about someone who devotes eight hours at a time to an endeavor which, at worst, would mildly irritate the recipient.

He has also doctored pictures of little girls to have breasts and posted them on public websites. He then feigns ignorance when they are removed for looking like 9 year old girls mutilated with breast implants. He then lashes out at his many critics because "lolis don't have breasts" and hence anyone who reported him was a pedophile, rather than the guy who modifies pictures of little girls. The jury's still out on [[over 9000|how many types]] of crazy this guy covers.

==Quotes==
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|THIS USER IS A FUCKING GENIUS!!! DO NOT TRY TO ALTER THIS PAGE IN ANY WAY, FGT!!! |[[Kanye West|HE'S A GENIUS]] U GAIZ. Cached from his userpage on the (now dead) AdultAnime Wiki.
|If they have breasts, they aren't loli.|[[Teruchan|We've heard that before]].

|Anyone who maliciously goes hunting for images to report should be banned until the end of time.|[[Failcyclopedia|We've heard that before too.]]

|What's that? Don't Like what you see? Then STFU and GTFO!! There: problem solved for everyone, you lying little shit!!!|Following in the footsteps of his [[User:Zaiger|favourite hero]].

|Which pictures in my gallery do you consider 'underaged'? [[Lie|They're all depicted as teenagers with anatomy appropriate to an 18-19 agegroup.]]|18-19 months.

|[[bullshit|It's common practice in manga and anime to depict teenaged girls with juvenile facial features. I'm simply following a well established visual convention.]]|These facial features are usually covered in [[cum]] too.

|As most of my regular visitors already know, I'm [[faggot|transgendered]]. I fantasize about [[moot|being the girl in that picture]].|Any surprises?

|Look at Egon Schiele. The [[sick fuck|sick bastard]] fucks his [[Incest|own sister]] and he's [[Hookers and blow|hailed as an artistic genius]]. I draw one fucking [[child pornography|spanking pic]] and [[Fact|everyone calls me a pervert]]. Where’s the [[fuck]]ing [[For great justice|justice]] in that?!|Why would a transgendered pedo be considered a pervert?

|[I] underwent psychological evaluation for a gender reassignment programme and was turned down for being a sick fuck asshole.|TGcomix on how he [[moot|wants to be the little girl]]. His plans after he [[DO IT FAGGOT|lops his cock off]] are unclear.

|Oh, hey NOTHALCYON. I see you're still a cocksmoking dramacunt with a terminal case of USI. But seriously, I was going to ask your advice on one of my articles...|TGcomix on making friends
|...I'm planning to do an expose on that hideous ginger skank, Draconis-wyrm. If you'd happen to know how many cocks she can fit in her mouth and whether she swallows or spits, leave a message here and I'll add it to the article. Bye for now|More TGcomix advice on making friends

|I guess you can't take a joke without feeling insulted. Sure, I said "shine your shoes too, guv'nor" and I called you a "pushy little bastard", but it was all in good fun.
|He's turnin' on that pedo-charm!

|OM NOM NOM NOM LOLI CAEK
|TGComix, scaring off 3rd graders in school.

|I'm planning to do a piece on Officer Dustin Bradshaw of the Kansas State police. This unmitigated prick should be buttfucked with his own billy club then be sent to share a prison cell with Bubba for the next eight years. Son of a bitch tasered a 10 year-old girl in her own home. Read the news report then let me know if you'd like to collaborate on an article about this child-abusing sack of shit...
|TGcomix on child abuse with pants on

|I'm planning for the game to have three parts[...] In part three, you can choose the location (home or school) and sexually assault [the lolis] under the pretext that you're conducting a genital 'health inspection' as required by Japanese law.
|TGcomix on child abuse with pants off

|I'M A PAN-PAN-PANTSU MAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!
|What everyone else in the Internets hear him shout while fapping to loli.

|Artists have rights. Flaggots do not.
|[[Irony|Advocating free speech while negating free speech]].

|Midnight68 is an incredibly talented graphic artist who has donated his brilliant artwork to wikipedia commons for use under GFDL. If you need an illustration for some lolicon-related article, leave a message here and he'll get back to you if he thinks you're worth it.
|[[USI]] at its finest.

|He needs to be kicked in the testicles for every time he says "butthurt" and "bawww."
|-EDF poster voices out a [[Final Solution]].

|Being too much of a butthurt crybaby to admit their obvious defeat, [flaggots] create a small army of sock-puppets to take revenge on their opponent.
|TGcomix on integrity
|['''Q.''' When did you draw your first spanking cartoons?]
 
'''GM.'''[TGcomix] I suppose I would have been around [[pervert|nine or ten]]. I'd shown an aptitude for art since about the second grade and began drawing comics a couple of years later. I went through this phase of doing strips about things I found 'sexy' - almost always based on something I'd seen on [[TV]].|[[User:Brainwurms/Gauis_Marius_Interview|From an interview]] filled with [[unwarranted self importance]].
|[...]A [[Last thursday|short time ago]], [TGcomix] was [[in the ass|banned]] under extremely [[pedophile|questionable circumstances]], the [[child pornography|reasons for which]] are still unclear to many observers.[...]|-TGcomix justifying the actions of TGcomix - you'll find this a fairly common theme.
|Why does the admin allow this to happen? We can only speculate on that one. Maybe they just don't have time to investigate every claim, and take it for granted that a violation has occurred. Or maybe - as TG argued on several occasions - there is [[bullshit|an administrative prejudice]] against [[Nobody|transgendered artists]]; a hidden agenda to remove all non-heterosexual work from the community.|[[I DUNNO LOL|Why isn't everyone a pedophile like me?]]
|Believes that DA's admin has the right to ban anyone without the slightest reason, but WHINES like a BITCH if someone hides his shitty comments (BAWWWWW HE BLOCKED MY MESSAGES AND CALLED ME NAMES IT AINT FAIR BAWWWWW). |A sentence from one of his [[Gay|brilliant]] articles.
|Brilliant artwork by TGcomix, the greatest genius to ever contribute to DeviantArt. |Still inflating his ego...
|This page is dedicated to a true internet warrior, a fallen hero who faced down an army of hate for the sake of artistic freedom. Besieged on all sides by trolls and flaggots, he stood his ground against the tyranny of online censorship and [[v&|paid the ultimate price]] for speaking the truth.
|TG on how a slow, painful dismemberment is the same as an online ban.
|If you were a TG school girl, would you feel embarrassed if your Mother made you wear white cotton full briefs to school? |[[What|His deviantArt journal entry from 2009]].
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==Gallery of loli fail==
{{cg|Gallery|TGGallery1|center|<gallery>Image:Miko02a.jpg|Shit.
Image:Saori05a.jpg|Total shit.
Image:IKUSApanty01.jpg|Complete shit.
Image:ScreenDES.jpg|Traced shit.
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Image:Kogaru6.jpg|Copied shit.
Image:Kogaru3.jpg|[[Lens flare]] shit.
Image:Geshuku1.jpg|Learn to draw, fgt!
Image:Reaction3.jpg|Typical [[Pwn|user reactions]] to TG's [[shit]]ty flash games.
Image:Notapedocunt.png|But I'm not a [[pedophile|pedocunt]]! Really, I'm not!
Image:Healthinspector.jpg|TGcomix is no pedophile. No siree. Nope.
Image:TGResponse.jpg|Typical [[Intellectual Checkmate|user reactions]] to TG's [[butthurt]] journal rants.
Image:DeviantARTWikiVandalismz.jpg|Small edits in his [[copypasta]] can change things drastically and make them tell the real truth.
Image:Panpanpantsumaaan.jpg|PAN-PAN-PANTSUMAAAAAAAAAANNNNN
Image:TGbawwww.jpg|TG explodes into a screaming bawwwfest on [[DA]]'s Complaints board.]]
Image:Recstraight.jpg|Summary unneeded.
Image:TCStory.jpg|Presenting the most [[Tinychan|ironic image on ED]].
Image:TGTraces.jpg|TG loves [[Writing Yourself Into An Article|mentioning himself in various article]].
Image:How2maekanarticle.jpg|An example of TG's laziness in article-making.
Image:Character_Profile_by_TGcomix.jpg‎|What? I submit pictures repeatedly? u crazy
Image:Banevaderproofplz.jpg|No evidence here. Nope. Not at all.
Image:LGP02.jpg|And this [[Moron|fucking idiot]] doesn't understand why he keeps getting [[ban]]ned. Seriously.
Image:Pantsuchan01.jpg|Great Justice nevar failz!!
File:ChanceBlacktownOne.JPG
File:ChanceBlacktownTwo.JPG
File:ChanceBlackTownThree.JPG
File:ChanceBlacktownFour.JPG
File:ChanceBlacktownFive.JPG
File:ChanceBlacktownSix.JPG
File:ChanceBlacktownSeven.JPG
File:ChanceBlacktownEight.JPG
File:TGcomixDeviantArt3x.jpg|TGcomix - I'm here to ask - if you hate DeviantArt so much, why you reregistered three separate times?
File:TGComix forum postings.png|TGcomix forum postings.</gallery>|0}}

==Errata==
[[File:TGcomix on Tinychan July 2016.png|thumb|TGcomix on Tinychan July 2016]]
*TGcomix ported his attack articles to the [http://deviantart.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page DeviantART Wiki], a dead wikia used to document deviantART [[user]]s. Or, in other words, a [[Typical|completely useless wikia that nobody gives a shit about]].
**However, this did not go unnoticed. Sarah Manley, a SysOp, [[lol|blocked him and deleted all of his contributions]].
*TGcomix even has a [http://web.archive.org/web/20101219210237/http://whatport80.com/User:Rizden WhatPort80 account] and tried to make useless and NSFW articles on tracing and flaggots.
**Of course, one of his enemies is a SysOp there, and his articles were deleted.

{{squote|As noted in a previous thread, the Japanese have been producing child-shaped sex dolls for some years, proving that they are one of the most socially enlightened cultures on the face of the planet.|[http://tiny.4chan.org/topic/455 He actually says this.]}}

*[[Srsly|TGcomix even stated on 4chan that child-shaped sex dolls would lower sex crime]].
**Of course, there is no proof, study or research to back it up. Much like the other shit he says.
*[[Obvious|Nobody likes TGcomix]].
*As a hater of [[Tinychan]], TGcomix insulted them by calling Tinychan a hive of pedophiles. Oh the sweet sweet irony.
*He just made his own wiki, yayz! This is equivalent of letting a 13 year old fap in his own room. [[Nobody cares]]. He actually thinks it's [[No|funnier]] than ED. Again, there is no proof, study or research to back it up. [[Fact|Much, much like the other shit he says.]]

==Conclusion==
[[Image:BanUnscented.jpg|thumb|The world through his eyes.]]
{{quote|Just wanted to drop by and let you know that [[nobody likes you]]. <3|Zagier|on [[User_talk:Rizden#Hey|TGcomix's user talk page]].}}

==See Also==
*[[TGcomix/Emails]]
*[[Failcyclopedia]]
*[[Onideus]] - Same story
*[[Internet Tough Guy]]
*[[Pantyshot]]
*[[Palcomix]]
*[[RAGE]]
*[[Teruchan]]
*[[WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?]]
;Banned from the following
*[[4chan]]
*[[AnonIB]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[DevianTART]]
*[[FanArt Central]]
*[[Sheezyart]]
*[[TG Comics]] We can wait.
*[[Wikipedia Porn|Wikimedia Commons]]
*[[Wikipedia]] (yes, not even ''those'' [[faggot]]s want him).
*[[Youtube]]

==External Links==
* [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tgcomix-midnight68-da-and-rationalwiki-loli-pedosperg-banned-from-ed-4chan-etc.18641/ Kiwi Farms thread]
* {{deviantart|TGcomix|His banned account}}
* '''<s>[http://sites.google.com/site/dlwysf Hateline Wiki: Electronic Boogaloo]'''</s> - Haha, gone.
* [http://tgcomics.sheezyart.com His Shittyart.]
* [http://www.underground-animations.com/Public/zzzz-glory/glorybee.htm Underground Animations: Glory Bee] (adaptation of work)

===Forums===
* [http://www.hentai-foundry.com/profile-ChanceBlacktown.php His Hentai Foundry] Filled with aids, unsurprisingly.
** [http://forums.hentai-foundry.com/viewtopic.php?t=4233&sid=b3bc73581440aaae42914af72ba0b513 Butthurt rant on Hentai Foundry] - pedo baiting <s>required immediately</s> successful. [[gg|Well done]].
* [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=30362 Thread about him] from the [[Wikipedia Review]]
* [http://www.scatchan.net/mod_log/mod/Josh He is a moderator known as Josh on Scatchan, a forum dedicated to scat fetishes]
* [https://www.reddit.com/user/midnight68 reddit account]

===Wikis===
* [http://inclusionist.wiki-site.com/index.php/Main_Page The Inclusionist Encyclopedia] -- full of CP
* [http://spankingart.org/wiki/Gauis_Marius TG's Spanking Art Page as "Gauis Marius"]. Here he whines about being failing the psychological test for a sex change operation. What a surprise!
** [http://spankingart.org/wiki/Interview_with_Gauis_Marius Interview]
** [http://spankingart.org/wiki/User_talk:Blackshade9#An_answer_to_Ai.2FOpen_letter_to_all_Administrators TGcomix's apology letter]. To a fetish community. [[Forever alone|Nobody wants him]].
* <s>[[Commons:User:Midnight68|His Wikicommons Userpage]] in which he calls himself talented...</s> LOL BALEETED!!
** [[Commons:Commons:Deletion requests/Files by User:Midnight68|Commons users trying to delete his images]]

* [http://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/User:Zaiger420 TGcomix (Zaiger420)] on [[Illogicopedia]], showing his unhealthy obsession for an ED [[Zaiger|mod]]
* <s>[http://deviantart.wikia.com/wiki/TGcomix His self-made article] trying to make himself look like a hero.</s> Deleted by Sarah Manley in April 2010
** [http://deviantart.wikia.com/wiki/User:TGcomix User profile on the DeviantArt wikia]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/Midnight68 TV Tropes profile]. Surprise, surprise.
* [http://animanga.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/TGcomix His Animanga Wikia shit.] More crap about little girls.
* <s>[http://pantsu.wikia.com/ Pantsu Wikia] - [http://pantsu.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/TGcomix 600+ contributions] to a wiki about anime panties.</s> Wiki is closed, faggot.

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Offended?

2024-10-03T17:16:40Z

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Marion Jones

2024-09-30T18:09:48Z

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[[Image:marionjones.jpg|thumb|180px|[[Paris Hilton|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMm!!!!!1!!]]]]

'''Marion Jones''' is a [[ghetto]] [[nigger]] Olympic sprinter for the [[United States of Americunts]] that [[hax|won]] 5 [[jew_gold|Gold Medals]] at [[at_least_100_years_ago|the 2000 Summer Olympics]] in Sydney, Australia.

[[Last Thursday|On October 5th, 2007]], Marion Jones admitted to [[lie|lying]] to [[the fuzz]] about her use of [[steroids]] prior to the 2000 Summer Olympics and [[self pwn|pled guilty]] at the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York. She confessed that she had made false statements regarding the [[steroids|BALCO]] case and a Jew case. Jones [[crybaby|broke down in tears]] as she apologized for her actions, saying she fully understands she has disappointed her [[niggas|friends, family and supporters]]. When asked about why she did it she simply stated "[[I did it for the lulz]]."

== Her ties with [[steroids|BALCO]] ==

For years, Marion was coached by Trevor Graham, who had supplied other [[niggas|sprinters]] with [[steroids]], as well as Charlie Francis, who supplied [[steroids]] to Ben Johnson and [[Chris Benoit]]. Both her coaches and her trainers were tied with the infamous Jew Victor Conte, who has been suppling athletes with 'Riods since time began. Was married to C.J. Hunter and Tim Montgomery, two other Olympic runners that were [[pwned]] for taking [[steroids]].

In 2003, Jones was one of the athletes that were ordered to testify to [[the fuzz]] in the [[steroids|BALCO]] investigation.

== The 2004 Olympics ==

In 2004, Jones [[lie|insisted that she was steroid free]] and [[E-lawyer|threatened to sue]] the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency if they [[banned]] her from the 2004 Athens Olympics. At the time there wasn't enough [[evidence]] for her to be [[B&]].

SO, a "clean" Marion Jones was allowed to compete in the 2004 Summer Olympics, but without the help of her [[steroids|magical syringes]], the runner was bound for [[epic fail]] got got [[pwned]], placing 5th in the long jump and a [[fail|DNF]] in the 4-by-100 meter relay.

== Jew pwns Marion Jones on [[Fox News|20/20]] ==

On December 7th, 2004, much [[drama]] and [[lulz]] ensued when Jew spoke on "[[Fox News|20/20]]", a [[serious business|national TV]] show, and proved that Jones used [[hax|steroids]] during the 2000 Olympics and "[[fact|designed a doping regimen for her and watched her inject herself with steroids]]". Jones did what any normal [[nigger]] would do and replied with NO WAI, and [[e-lawyer|sued]] him for [[over 9000|$25 MILLION DOLLARS!!1!!]] for [[defamation]].

== The 2006 U.S. Championships ==

2 years after the 20/20 [[drama]] Jones decided to compete in the 2006 U.S. Championships in Indianapolis and won the 100 meter dash, but didn't compete in the 200m dash the next day. This was due to the fact that the people in charge of the competition decided to test her after the first event, resulting in a [[piss|urine]] sample coming up positive for EPO, a banned substance. Jones was granted a retest in which it came up negative.

== Involvement in alleged check-counterfeiting scheme ==
Around the same time, in July 2006, Marion Jones was linked to an alleged Jew scheme that led to criminal charges against her coach and ex-boyfriend Montgomery. But that's no different than what any other broke [[nigger]] would do.

== The confession ==

[[at least 100|Seven]] years after winning a women's record five Olympic track and field medals and snagging [[Over 9000|multimillion-dollar]] endorsement deals, Marion Jones was broke. She was rumored to be writing a book titled "[[OJ Simpson|If I Did It, Here's How It Happened]]". But being that she's nothing more than an illiterate [[nigger]], she decided to confess instead. She pleaded guilty to lying to [[the fuzz]] and will now spend the next 5 years in [[prison]] making [[Bubba]] her bitch.

[[Rumor|Rumors on the internets]] say that Marion has apparently gone [[emo]] and with any luck may become [[an hero]].

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P.A. Palace

2024-09-30T18:06:26Z

InspectElement: ED:C

[[Image:Nigras.jpg|thumb|WHO BE BEEFIN WIT US?]]

'''P.A. Palace''' is, [[IRL]] a store serving the needs of the gogo community in [[Washington, DC]] and [[nigger|Prince George's County]], [[Maryland]]. This would be [[boring]] and unremarkable except for the fact that their message boards contain [[epic]] amounts of [[lulz]] and [[drama]] due to their high amount of e-thugs and [[internet tough guys]] leaving [[all caps]] and [[altcaps]] rants like [[shit nobody cares about|WHO IZ DA DEEPEST HOOD IN DC????]]. It is incredibly likely that most of the posters are [[13-year-old boys]] who have nothing to do all day but talk trash on the internet and huff [[jenkem]].

== ROLL CALL ==
The Roll Call section of the community [[forum]] is frequently the biggest source of [[lulz]]. The posts on the Roll Call forum usually follow a similar pattern:

1. Prima: My [[gang|crew]] is superior to all others.

2. Secunda: Prima's [[gang|crew]] is a bunch of [[pussy]] [[ass]] [[niggas]]. In fact, my crew is the one that is superior.

3. Tertia: The previous posters are incorrect, for I have the superior [[gang|crew]] etc.

4. [[????]]

5. [[PROFIT]]!

Of course, [[Over 9000|all of these posts]] demonstrate that everyone on P.A. Palace knows that [[ALL CAPS|Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool]]. But the truly remarkable thing about P.A. Palace is that unlike most other [[site]]s on the [[internets]], the majority of the people who post on P.A. Palace are [[trolls]], albeit [[Trolling IRL|IRL Trolls]] who actually go out and commit crimes. [[Some argue|The other possibility]] is that the most of the posters are actually [[white]] [[13-year-old boys]] [[masturbation|fapping]] about their [[OL]] toughness. In fact, the [[irony]] is that many of the posters to P.A. Palace openly acknowledge the fact that many users are probably only [[internet tough guys]] who would be too scared to back it up [[IRL]].

The posts usually then delve into [[internet tough guy|threats of violence or death]] before some [[faggot]] steps in with pleas to remember their [[dead]] [[nigra]] [[boyfriend|best friend]] who [[shit nobody cares about|went down in a blaze of gunfire]] [[last Thursday]].

Very few posts are actually about gogo music.

== Trolling P.A. Palace ==
[[Troll|Trolling]] P.A. Palace is still unknown, since [[the man|whitey]] is frequently too scared to visit the website. However, [[Some argue|a number of theories]] exist:

''''The [[4chan]]'''' Calling out the users on being mere [[internet tough guys]] and calling them [[pussy]] [[faggots]] who have never even killed anyone, and that their [[gang]]s are composed of entirely of [[white]] kids who take it [[in the ass]] would effectively [[troll]] P.A. Palace. However, it is more likely that since most of the [[shit nobody cares about|discourse]] that occurs on P.A. Palace is [[niggers|forum users]] [[troll|trolling]] each other, any actual concerted trolling effort on the message board would just be like [[b|pissing in an ocean full of piss]].

''''The [[racist]]'''' [[Fifty Hitler post]]s and postings of the [[DAMN NIGGA]] image, as well as pictures of [[chikins]] and [[Verbose Thread]]s would likely produce a great deal of [[drama]] and [[lulz]].

== People who post on P.A. Palace ==
* [[Bill Clinton]]
* Tupac
* [[Biggie Smalls]]
* [[Icy Hot Stuntaz]]
* [[User: Bigblackspook]]
* [[Culexor]]
* [[Tony Eveready]]
* [[GangstaElijah]]
* [[Alexandercarneiro]]
* [[Younger Woolwich Boyz]]
* [[Pigslop]]
* [[Mike Sandy]]
* [[SapphyDracases]]
* [[You]]

== Gallery of lol ==
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Image:Uhohpa.jpg|INTERNET THREATZZ
Image:Uhoh2pa.jpg|[[MOAR]]
Image:Uhoh3pa.jpg|Serious business
Image:OshiPA.jpg|O SHI-
Image:Gaysta.jpg|[[Nigga]]z you a [[faggot|gaysta]] DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Image:AltcapsPA.jpg|egggggggggggg
Image:ItalianonPA.jpg|ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Image:Lolk.jpg|U [[Faggot|FAGGET]] [[Nigga|NIGGA]]
Image:Mournhimtilijoinhim.jpg|Commentary on film, or [[dead]] [[nigga]]?
Image:OhmyPA.jpg|[[HUEG]] [[ALL_CAPS|CAPS]]
Image:Asifhoibixnood.jpg|[[STFU]] [[Bix nood]]
</gallery>

== External Links ==
*[http://www.papalace.com The Website]
*[http://www.papalace.com/index.php?act=idx The forum index]
*[http://www.myspace.com/papalaceproductions P.A. Palace on MySpace lol]

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2024-09-30T11:59:56Z

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[[File:le bean.png|thumb|[[lie|Most serious and straightest]] political commentator evar. Note the chat user mistaking him for a [[Islam|Muhammad]].]]
'''Martinez Perspective''' ('''Powerword:''' [[Powerword|Brandon Martinez]], A.K.A '''Zander C. Fuerza''', '''Martinez Politi[[Latinx|x]]''', '''Nazbols Exposed''', '''Red Ideologies''', and more) is a [[BAW|sad]] [[OTI|internet]] story, involving a poor lonely 40-year-old [[schizophrenic]] [[virgin]] [[homosexuality|homosexual]], [[Canadia]]n/[[Russia|Slavic]]/[[Morocco|Moroccan]]/[[Mexico|Mexican]]/rat [[Le 56% Face|mystery-meat]], and failed political commentator/online jouralist who spends every day and every hour of his miserable $4 life making extremely boring hours-long monotonous content, writing miles-long [[TL;DR]] rants on his Telegram channel ankle-biting more popular right-wing creators, [[hugbox|closely moderating his chats for any potential naysayers]] to insta-[[ban]] them, and [[pedobear|harassing little kids on Omegle/OmeTV]] for shekels. His only redeeming quality is the amount of [[lulz]] he generates from being a bumbling retard.

Rebrandon is also a [[retard]]ed shapeshifter whose views (especially on others) change based on what can give him [[attention whore|enough internet clout]] and [[jew gold]]. This is [[lie|working out for him]] so well that he got to live in a luxury broken down 1-room apartment in his hometown of Ceuta, North Africa, shortly before [[lol|getting evicted and sent back to his granny's basement]]. In late 2022, he lost a majority of his remaining following, after he did a 180 on a lot of his stances and came to incredible 150-IQ [[libertarian|lolbert]] conclusions such as "[[Hitler]] [[retard|being a communist]]" and "[[lie|fascism itself being communist too]], [[ANTIFA|and therefore evil]]." He then went from a "white nationalist" (or LARP of WN) to a washed down self-proclaimed [[cuckservative|"National Conservative"]] who sucks off any old kosher retard who repeats the same surface-level takes and shills them non-stop as a solution to le [[white Extinction|white genocide]].

Nowadays, most of his time is spent screeching over NS and everyone supporting it (the so-called "''spergnats''"), "Nordicism" (read: [[racism]]), and economic [[autism]]; all while he loses more and more viewers and subscribers.
== Brandon's "content" ==
Brandon's content is genuinely [[AIDS|terrible]]. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking '''[[boring]]'''. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel [[Blue waffle|decompose for hours]] than a single minute of this [[shit]]. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal [[faggot]] rat voice that continues to babble on and on about [[Shit nobody cares about|the most retarded shit ever]] with no sign of ending. The only somewhat funny parts of his content are those where he proves himself to be a low IQ downie and ones where he gets clowned on.
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|[[File:beanez mcd or bk.mp4|500px]] This random guy's fast food preference will determine the fate of the white race btw.
|[[File:bm-omeglelosers.mp4|500px]] "This website is just a bunch of losers" Must be why he's on it every stream.
|[[File:funneh o algo.mp4|500px]] [[Bullshit|Quality content; 100% serious political commentary]].
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=== IRL content ===
[[File:bowlegtinez.jpg|thumb|Mysterious behind the scenes photo of a strange alien creature from Morocco]]
After years of the evil harassment from these evil no-good spergnats about how [[basement dweller|he does no content outside]] his one room favela, Shartinez mutters to himself "THEM'Z DANG NORDICIST SPERGSCHIZONATS WANT TO SEE MI OUTSIDE? I WILL SHOW DEM ESE!!!", buys himself cheap shitty equipment with a year worth of streaming, and waddles outside to harass random Spanish citizens, asking them fucktarded questions; one time Muttinez got angry at an old man for saying beating women is bad.

Another thing these videos revealed is that despite all the LARPing and claims that he attends the gym on a regular basis: Brandon, in reality, is a [[California fetus|disfigured fat blob with skeletal bow legs]] who can barely walk. What's next, does he have his [[TsimFuckis|penis on his stomach too]]? The cause or reason behind the mishapen legs remains a mystery: either he was born with rickets, or—more likely—his black ex-boyfriend Bongo [[ræp|surprise-plapping him]] to the point of deformity.

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== Brandon's Telegram Empire ==
{{quote|/ban retard|80% of all the messages on Rebrandon's channels}}
[[File:beanez logic.jpg|thumb|200px|Brandon's [[typical]] throught process during an online argument]]
The lovely land of Telegram is the rat's main home [[OTI]]. Due to the fact he has no friends or known family, Martinez spends his entire day doing nothing but making Telegram posts, talking to nobody and do dull livestreams. To this day, [[fail|all of his channels are quickly losing followers]] due to the fact that nobody likes the boring brown [[MGTOW]] loser anymore... or maybe it's just that the sub-bots have expired and he [[truth|never had any big following to begin with]]?

Brandon, being the absolutely insecure [[faggot]] that he is, regularly [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|wipes entire chats and channels, baleets things from his website]], and writes long TL;DR coverups if it has a 0.3% chance of saving his image, especially after he has made himself a fool with his obsessive fucktarded Hitler hate. He also takes pride in removing the ability to react negatively on any of his posts, chats, and channels; if one finds a dogwhistle reaction emoji to use on all of his posts, he [[trying too hard|quickly finds it and disables it too]]; some of the banned reactions include: 👎, 🤡, 💊, 👻, 😇, 🍌, and more. Marbeanez is so mature for a 40-year-old MAN, clearly.
=== Channels/chats ===
* '''Martinex Politix''' - His main chat
* '''Martinez Perspective'''
* '''La Perspectiva Martinez'''
* '''Nazbols Exposed'''
* '''Red Ideologies'''
* '''Wignats Exposed'''
* '''Econ for Dummies'''
=== Bans ===
Of course, no insecure [[butthurt]] lolcow is complete without a banhammer addiction. Brandon likes to beat that ban button like he beats that brown [[micropenis]] of his to [[gay]] [[nigger]] porn and little kids on Omegle. Saying anything the mutt doesn't approve of will guarantee a ban. Say [[truth|Hitler was cool]]? '''Ban.''' Ask why the reactions are disabled? '''Ban.''' Ask anything? '''Ban.''' Win in an arguement against him? '''Permaban.''' Be a [[furfag]] or self-admitted brownie? '''Made admin.'''

Most of the time, Ratinez's reasons when banning mostly consist of a single insult like "[[retard]]", "[[sperg]]" and "[[faggot]]", while being all of those himself.
==== Trolling Beanez ====
* Call him brown
* Ask him how's his black ex-boyfriend Bongo doing.
* Play along with the rat's "nordicism" meme and praise Nord supremacy.
** Remind him that Northwest European/Nordic/Anglo civilization gave us world-changing inventions like the Industrial Revolution, penicillin. electricity, many modern philosophies and even the very white nationalism he spends hours larping as.
* Ask him why he still has no girlfriend or children at the age of 40.
* Question his retarded self-contradictory worldview. For example, him being Pro-[[The Donald|Donald]] and Pro-[[Ukraine]] sinultaneously despite the fact Trump is buddies with [[Bad Vlad]] and will give him a pass to roll over Oinkraine upon becoming president.
* Question any of his flip-flops with figures like Sneako, Mark Collett, Ryan Dawson, and the Tate brothers.
* Praise, compliment, or just say anything positive about Hitler, Mussolini or any fascist leader other than Francisco Franco.
** For extra lulz, tell Marbeanez that they were good BECAUSE they wiped out millions of worthless [[Russia|Slavs]], [[Greece|Greeks]], and [[Gypsy|other]] [[Jew|impurities]]. Instant ban guaranteed!
* Do above methods on other admins of his chat.
* Remind him that he's a fucking retard for letting a supposed "gay pole dancer" piss him off this hard.

== Beanez the Homo ==

=== Black ex-boyfriend? ===

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== Beanez the Spambot ==
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== See also ==
* [[Adolf Hitler]]
* [[Alt-right]]
* [[Andrew Tate]] - Da alpha kang used to shill for Tate and has flip-flopped his opinion on him over 20 times.
* [[GypsyCrusader]] - Beanez ripped off his content for e-clout.
* [[Ukraine]]
* [[Virgin]]
== External Links ==
* [https://martinezperspective.net martinezperspective.net] - His website. Here you can read all his boring articles on le Soycialists and whatnot.
* {{telegram|martinezpolitix}} - Main echochamber. There is where you go for your desires to milk him.
* {{telegram|martinezofficial}} - Second, older channel prior to the Re-Brandoning; [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|wiped everything from it]] in the typical lolcow fashion.
* {{telegram|mpvids}} - Third channel for his boring spergy monotonous live streams and Omegle clips.
* {{telegram|nazbolsexposed}} - Fourth channel previously used for exposing "nazbols" for calling Hitler a communist.
* {{telegram|redideologies}} Fifth channel for [[hypocrite|calling Hitler a communist]].
* {{kick|martinezpolitix}} - His Kick
* {{twitter|martinezpol3}} - His Xitter '''(SUSPENDED LOL)'''
* [https://odysee.com/@martinezperspective:2?view=home His Odysee]
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{{Dying Alone}}
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[[Image:4chan_gold.png|thumb|750px|center|Yet it's posted again.]]
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[[Image:Goldaccount-new.png|thumb|I screenshot of my Gold Account page on 4chan, jealous?]]
[[Image:Gold-account-instr.png|thumb|left|How to register for yours today!]]
[[Image:Fail_account.png|thumb|Forced meme is forced.]]

The '''[[4chan]] Gold Account''' was created by [[moot]] on [[Last Thursday|December 6th, 2007]] as a requirement to view [[CP|certain images]] as part of the [[Irony|'''4chan Improvement Drive'''.]] This improvement drive consisted entirely of the Gold Account and [[4chan#4chan_goes_2.0|redesigning the front page]] to make it moar user-friendly to [[Web 2.0]] newfags swarming to 4chan from [[Digg]] after [http://www.digg.com/comedy/Top_100_Funny_Pics_From_4chan_NSFW someone posted a 4chan thread].
 
 

==Facts==
[[Image:-gold.jpg|thumb|For more information, please visit [https://www.4chan.org/pass 4chan Gold registration]]]

*Like [https://www.4chan.org/pass 4chan Pass members], 4chan Gold members skip the CAPTCHA.
*You can edit your own posts with a 4chan Gold Account.
*4chan Gold Account membership allows you to bypass [[wordfilter]]s.
*4chan Gold Account members can interrupt the posts of [[Niggers|non-Gold Account members]] in order to create more successful [[combo]]s.
*[[b&|Ban]] appeals are more likely to succeed for 4chan Gold Account Users.
*Gold Account holders have a larger choice of uploadable files, excluding only executables and certain scripts
*Gold Account holders have an option to "lock out moderation", meaning only [[moot]] and [[faggot|the poster]] can delete that post
*Gold Account holders have the option to track niggers.
*"#gold" goes in the e-mail field.
*Gold Account members can upgrade to a Diamond Account, while regular members cannot. The advantages of this are that Diamond is the hardest Metal known to Man.
 

==What can be made of this?==
[[Image:GoldCP.jpg|thumb|[[Moot]] you [[Michael Jackson|tricky dicky]].]]

Either...
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<li> a /b/ [[mod]] [[troll]]?
<li> [[lulz|a joke]] that went [[:Image:Gold_account_unfunny.png|too far?]]
<li> [http://web.archive.org/web/20100410171141/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=4chan_Gold_Account&diff=1997349781&oldid=1997349748 an invaluable newfag detector].
<li> [[the cancer that is killing /b/|Cancer]]
<li> [[FAIL]]
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== Gallery ==

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Image:Diamond.png|Diamond
Image:Platinum_account.png|Platinum
Image:4channiggeraccount.png|[[nigger|Oooooh lawdy]], dats the 'ccount fo' mee!
Image:4chan_neutronium_account.png|One ounce of this account weighs <s>a billion tons</s> an ounce.
Image:4chan_Weegee account.PNG|this image requires a [[Weegee|WEEGEE]] Account.
Image:4chan_gold_form.png|''4chan Gold Account'' also allows you to upload a range of other files from just pictures.
Image:Banned_coal.jpg|The 4chan Coal account
Image:Banngold.jpg|this looks shooped.
Image:GOLDdowngrade.PNG|Wow, I got a free downgrade!
Image:Goldaccountepicwin.jpg|Gold Account delivers.
Image:GoldAccountProof.PNG|Gold Account now visible
Image:Goldcoup.jpg
Image:7chan Platinum.png
Image:8Chan Premium Account.png|Even [[8chan.co|8Chan]] had to make their own version!
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== External links ==

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* [http://goldaccount.byethost4.com/ The 4chan Gold file embedder] - a program which [[Embedded files|hides files into images]]. It is best used to distribute hidden content on sites like [[KYM]] and [[OhInternet]].

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'''Martinez Perspective''' ('''Powerword:''' [[Powerword|Brandon Martinez]], A.K.A '''Zander C. Fuerza''', '''Martinez Politi[[Latinx|x]]''', '''Nazbols Exposed''', '''Red Ideologies''', and more) is a [[BAW|sad]] [[OTI|internet]] story, involving a poor lonely 40-year-old [[schizophrenic]] [[virgin]] [[homosexuality|homosexual]], [[Canadia]]n/[[Russia|Slavic]]/[[Morocco|Moroccan]]/[[Mexico|Mexican]]/rat [[Le 56% Face|mystery-meat]], and failed political commentator/online jouralist who spends every day and every hour of his miserable $4 life making extremely boring hours-long monotonous content, writing miles-long [[TL;DR]] rants on his Telegram channel ankle-biting more popular right-wing creators, [[hugbox|closely moderating his chats for any potential naysayers]] to insta-[[ban]] them, and [[pedobear|harassing little kids on Omegle/OmeTV]] for shekels. His only redeeming quality is the amount of [[lulz]] he generates from being a bumbling retard.

Rebrandon is also a [[retard]]ed shapeshifter whose views (especially on others) change based on what can give him [[attention whore|enough internet clout]] and [[jew gold]]. This is [[lie|working out for him]] so well that he got to live in a luxury broken down 1-room apartment in his hometown of Ceuta, North Africa, shortly before [[lol|getting evicted and sent back to his granny's basement]]. In late 2022, he lost a majority of his remaining following, after he did a 180 on a lot of his stances and came to incredible 150-IQ [[libertarian|lolbert]] conclusions such as "[[Hitler]] [[retard|being a communist]]" and "[[lie|fascism itself being communist too]], [[ANTIFA|and therefore evil]]." He then went from a "white nationalist" (or LARP of WN) to a washed down self-proclaimed [[cuckservative|"National Conservative"]] who sucks off any old kosher retard who repeats the same surface-level takes and shills them non-stop as a solution to le [[white Extinction|white genocide]].

Nowadays, most of his time is spent screeching over NS and everyone supporting it (the so-called "''spergnats''"), "Nordicism" (read: [[racism]]), and economic [[autism]]; all while he loses more and more viewers and subscribers.
== Brandon's "content" ==

Brandon's content is genuinely [[AIDS|terrible]]. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking '''[[boring]]'''. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel [[Blue waffle|decompose for hours]] than a single minute of this [[shit]]. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal [[faggot]] rat voice that continues to babble on and on about [[Shit nobody cares about|the most retarded shit ever]] with no sign of ending. The only somewhat funny parts of his content are those where he proves himself to be a low IQ downie and ones where he gets clowned on.
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|[[File:beanez mcd or bk.mp4|500px]] This random guy's fast food preference will determine the fate of the white race btw.
|[[File:bm-omeglelosers.mp4|500px]] "This website is just a bunch of losers" Must be why he's on it every stream.
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=== IRL content ===
== Brandon's Telegram Empire ==
{{quote|/ban retard|80% of all the messages on Rebrandon's channels}}
[[File:beanez logic.jpg|thumb|200px|Brandon's [[typical]] throught process during an online argument]]
The lovely land of Telegram is the rat's main home [[OTI]]. Due to the fact he has no friends or known family, Martinez spends his entire day doing nothing but making Telegram posts, talking to nobody and do dull livestreams. To this day, [[fail|all of his channels are quickly losing followers]] due to the fact that nobody likes the boring brown [[MGTOW]] loser anymore... or maybe it's just that the sub-bots have expired and he [[truth|never had any big following to begin with]]?

Brandon, being the absolutely insecure [[faggot]] that he is, regularly [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|wipes entire chats and channels, baleets things from his website]], and writes long TL;DR coverups if it has a 0.3% chance of saving his image, especially after he has made himself a fool with his obsessive fucktarded Hitler hate. He also takes pride in removing the ability to react negatively on any of his posts, chats, and channels; if one finds a dogwhistle reaction emoji to use on all of his posts, he [[trying too hard|quickly finds it and disables it too]]; some of the banned reactions include: 👎, 🤡, 💊, 👻, 😇, 🍌, and more. Marbeanez is so mature for a 40-year-old MAN, clearly.
=== Channels/chats ===
* '''Martinex Politix''' - His main chat
* '''Martinez Perspective'''
* '''La Perspectiva Martinez'''
* '''Nazbols Exposed'''
* '''Red Ideologies'''
* '''Wignats Exposed'''
* '''Econ for Dummies'''
=== Bans ===
Of course, no insecure [[butthurt]] lolcow is complete without a banhammer addiction. Brandon likes to beat that ban button like he beats that brown [[micropenis]] of his to [[gay]] [[nigger]] porn and little kids on Omegle. Saying anything the mutt doesn't approve of will guarantee a ban. Say [[truth|Hitler was cool]]? '''Ban.''' Ask why the reactions are disabled? '''Ban.''' Ask anything? '''Ban.''' Win in an arguement against him? '''Permaban.''' Be a [[furfag]] or self-admitted brownie? '''Made admin.'''

Most of the time, Ratinez's reasons when banning mostly consist of a single insult like "[[retard]]", "[[sperg]]" and "[[faggot]]", while being all of those himself.
==== Trolling Beanez ====
* Call him brown
* Ask him how's his black ex-boyfriend Bongo doing.
* Play along with the rat's "nordicism" meme and praise Nord supremacy.
** Remind him that Northwest European/Nordic/Anglo civilization gave us world-changing inventions like the Industrial Revolution, penicillin. electricity, many modern philosophies and even the very white nationalism he spends hours larping as.
* Ask him why he still has no girlfriend or children at the age of 40.
* Question his retarded self-contradictory worldview. For example, him being Pro-[[The Donald|Donald]] and Pro-[[Ukraine]] sinultaneously despite the fact Trump is buddies with [[Bad Vlad]] and will give him a pass to roll over Oinkraine upon becoming president.
* Question any of his flip-flops with figures like Sneako, Mark Collett, Ryan Dawson, and the Tate brothers.
* Praise, compliment, or just say anything positive about Hitler, Mussolini or any fascist leader other than Francisco Franco.
** For extra lulz, tell Marbeanez that they were good BECAUSE they wiped out millions of worthless [[Russia|Slavs]], [[Greece|Greeks]], and [[Gypsy|other]] [[Jew|impurities]]. Instant ban guaranteed!
* Do above methods on other admins of his chat.
* Remind him that he's a fucking retard for letting a supposed "gay pole dancer" piss him off this hard.

== Beanez the Homo ==
=== Black ex-boyfriend? ===

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== Beanez the Spambot ==

== See also ==
* [[Andrew Tate]] - Da alpha kang used to shill for Tate and has flip-flopped his opinion on him over 20 times.
* [[GypsyCrusader]] - Beanez ripped off his content for e-clout.
== External Links ==
* [https://martinezperspective.net martinezperspective.net] - His website. Here you can read all his boring articles on le Soycialists and whatnot.
* {{telegram|martinezpolitix}} - Main echochamber. There is where you go for your desires to milk him.
* {{telegram|martinezofficial}} - Second, older channel prior to the Re-Brandoning; [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|wiped everything from it]] in the typical lolcow fashion.
* {{telegram|mpvids}} - Third channel for his boring spergy monotonous live streams and Omegle clips.
* {{telegram|nazbolsexposed}} - Fourth channel previously used for exposing "nazbols" for calling Hitler a communist.
* {{telegram|redideologies}} Fifth channel for [[hypocrite|calling Hitler a communist]].
* {{kick|martinezpolitix}} - His Kick
* {{twitter|martinezpol3}} - His Xitter '''(SUSPENDED LOL)'''
* [https://odysee.com/@martinezperspective:2?view=home His Odysee]
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{{Dying Alone}}
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