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Robert Poulin

2025-07-07T05:06:12Z

Immavampire:

{{an hero}}
{{virgin}}
{{ib|[[File:Robert poulin.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Poulin'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1957}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''| October 27, 1975 (age 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canada|Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 6, raped 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[No]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, RapeLay, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Elliot Rodger|Virgin with rage]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Robert Poulin''' (aka Adam Friedland's brother) was a pissed off basement-dwelling [[nerd]], loser, and truecel with a [[Eric Harris|chest defect]] and [[sperg]]-like social skillz who [[raep]]d a bitch, killed her, [[fail|failed at setting his house on fire]], and then went to his school to try to get the [[high score]]. This was the second recorded [[school shooting|school pwning]] attempt in Canada- and it was before [[Columbine]], [[Marc Lepine|Ecole]] and [[Parkland]] too! Very classical.

This shooting is an example of [[Robert Hawkins|how]] [[Cho Seung-Hui|deadly]] [[Caleb Sharpe|nerds]] [[Michael Carneal|can be]]. Encyclopedia Dramatica encourages you to write to your local senator about banning nerds and shunning them from society so we can prevent these kinds of tragedies.

== Before the shooting ==
Robert was your average Canadian boy. He liked science fiction, collecting, and wargames. His [[daddy]] was a Royal Canadian Air Force pilot ([[Lol|which Robert couldn't be because of his poor vision]]), he had a convex chest ([[Eric Harris|sound familiar?]]), was [[chubby]], and his balls dropped later than other kids. Despite going on to be the double-whammy of rapist and murderer, Robert showed no signs of hostility or violent tendencies as a child. He went to [[church]] like a good [[goy]] and worked jobs as a paper boy and pizza shop worker (okay, now the coincidences are just getting creepy.)

He had a darkside, thoughever. He was, [[Allah]] forgive me for saying this, a [[gooner]]. He owned SOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY porno mags (250, to be exact), and [[autism|rated them along with advertisements, having a meticulously detailed record of them]] for some fucking reason. He also owned [[WTF|a box of women's clothing]], an inflatable sex doll, a vibrator(???), and a list of eighteen names of girls [[sarcasm|for very wholesome and Christian-like purposes]]. [[Coincidence|Coincidentally, some of these girls received obscene phone calls that stopped after the shooting.]] One can only wonder why.

Robert was also depressed due to [[Elliot Rodger|not being able to find a girlfriend]]. This was probably due to him being a shy and awkward sperg. Though unlike the common myth about school shooters, he wasn't a loner, as he had a few friends (unlike [[you]].) Some lulzy entries from his diary detail his frustrations with being a [[virgin]]; "I don’t want to die before
I have had the pleasure of fucking some girl", and, after acquiring the sex doll, "Now I no longer think that I will have to rape a girl, and am unsure as to whether or not I will still commit suicide." If only Elliot Rodger tried something similar...

Robert also may have went on some "test drives" before the day of the attack. No, he didn't practice shooting, he instead wore a balaclava and tried assaulting women near his house. [[Dumbass|This didn't fucking work]], but he still got away with it, so hey.

LIKE SO MANY FUCKING MASS SHOOTERS, Robert tried applying to the military, but was rejected for being [[noob|immature]] and for lying on his application; saying he played sports when everyone knows that nigga wasn't doing SHIT. He instead applied to the Cameron Highlanders militia; nothing of note really happened here besides him receiving some commando training and some of his fellow soldiers finding him weird.

== Shit Goes Down ==
[[File:Kimberly rabot.jpeg|thumb|right|200px|Kim Rabot, one of his victims. CREEPY AS SHIT]]
===Loadout===
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Sawed-off Winchester Model 1200 shotgun
<center>[[File:Winchester Model 1200.jpg|100px]]</center>
|
*Reliable and durable, but bad for long range shooting and has a slow rate of fire. He also sawed it off himself. At least he wasn't a .22nigger. '''12~25 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Hunting Knife
<center>[[File:Knife6464.png|40px]]</center>
|
*Used for stabbing Kim to death. '''18~26 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Incel
<center>[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|60px]]</center>
|
*'''25+ Damage against Women and Children. 50+ if they are beautiful young ladies'''
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Nerd
<center>[[File:Eroticjoey111.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Double damage against jocks, whores and normies Triple if they are on a educative center Columbine copycat suspicion increases a 45% if they are done after 4/20/1999'''
|-
|
|}
</div>

=== The Shooting ===

On October 27, 1975, Robbie did what [[Allah]] put him on Earth to do. First, he lured a [[negress]] that he had a crush on (RACEMIXER!) named Kim Rabot into his house, and then took him to his room in the [[basement]]. He put handcuffs and a plastic bag on her before raping and killing her. As if that wasn't fucked up enough, his MOM WALKED IN ON HIM AFTER HE KILLED HER! She asked if she could speak with him, to which Robert responded "Yeah, but don't come in" like a dumbass, and in an even more dumb move, she listened and told him he had an eye appointment. Robert walked out an hour later, [[LOL|asked for a peanut butter sandwich]], set his room on fire, and left for school. [[Srsly]]. We can only assume that [[Missing white woman syndrome|no one cared since she wasn't white.]]

After this lulzfest, Robbie went to school, arriving at the cafeteria with a blue dufflebag. If you can guess what was in it, you win a prize! I'll give you a bit.

...

[[Obvious|Yeah it was a gun.]] Shortly before 2:30, he crossed the hall and went to a classroom, taking out the shotgun from the duffle bag. The classroom he opened fired in was a [[Christian|Christcuck]] class about Jesus and the problems of modern society. The retard thankfully only managed to kill Mark Potvin, who tried [[William Atchison|door cucking]] him by shutting the door, and ended up getting killed in the process. This went on for two minutes before Robert lost his iPod and turned the gun on himself, ending his life. SEE WHAT HE DID WHEN YOU DENIED HIM SEX, FOIDS???

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've attended army classes more, n00b.|10|Raepd a bitch, didn't die a virgin|10|No one cared outside of Canada.|15|Bonus points for originality and losing virginity|42|F|Stick to wargames}}

{{Wanted|2}}

==See Also==
* [[Marc Lepine]] - did it right, fellow [[incel]]
* [[Gabriel Wortman]] - also did it right
* [[Alek Minassian]]
* [[Eric Harris]] - Seriously, this kid was his Canadian double
* [[Robert Hawkins]], [[Robert Steinhauser]], [[Robert Card]], [[Robert Benjamin Smith]] - fellow Robbies

==External Links==
* {{Wikilink|St._Pius_X_High_School_shooting|TOW coverage}}
* [https://murderpedia.org/male.P/p/poulin-robert.htm Murderpedia coverage]

{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{Columbine}}
{{Canada}}
{{Anheroes}}
{{Dying alone}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{RapeSeries}}

[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:High Scores]]

Robert Poulin

2025-07-07T05:04:30Z

Immavampire: /* Before the shooting */

{{an hero}}
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{{ib|[[File:Robert poulin.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Poulin'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1957}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''| October 27, 1975 (age 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canada|Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 6, raped 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[No]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, RapeLay, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Elliot Rodger|Virgin with rage]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Robert Poulin''' (aka Adam Friedland's brother) was a pissed off basement-dwelling [[nerd]], loser, and truecel with a [[Eric Harris|chest defect]] and [[sperg]]-like social skillz who [[raep]]d a bitch, killed her, [[fail|failed at setting his house on fire]], and then went to his school to try to get the [[high score]]. This was the second recorded [[school shooting|school pwning]] attempt in Canada- and it was before [[Columbine]], [[Marc Lepine|Ecole]] and [[Parkland]] too! Very classical.

This shooting is an example of [[Robert Hawkins|how]] [[Cho Seung-Hui|deadly]] [[Caleb Sharpe|nerds]] [[Michael Carneal|can be]]. Encyclopedia Dramatica encourages you to write to your local senator about banning nerds and shunning them from society so we can prevent these kinds of tragedies.

== Before the shooting ==
Robert was your average Canadian boy. He liked science fiction, collecting, and wargames. His [[daddy]] was a Royal Canadian Air Force pilot ([[Lol|which Robert couldn't be because of his poor vision]]), he had a convex chest ([[Eric Harris|sound familiar?]]), was [[chubby]], and his balls dropped later than other kids. Despite going on to be the double-whammy of rapist and murderer, Robert showed no signs of hostility or violent tendencies as a child. He went to [[church]] like a good [[goy]] and worked jobs as a paper boy and pizza shop worker (okay, now the coincidences are just getting creepy.)

He had a darkside, thoughever. He was, [[Allah]] forgive me for saying this, a [[gooner]]. He owned SOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY porno mags (250, to be exact), and [[autism|rated them along with advertisements, having a meticulously detailed record of them]] for some fucking reason. He also owned [[WTF|a box of women's clothing]], an inflatable sex doll, a vibrator(???), and a list of eighteen names of girls [[sarcasm|for very wholesome and Christian-like purposes]]. [[Coincidence|Coincidentally, some of these girls received obscene phone calls that stopped after the shooting.]] One can only wonder why.

Robert was also depressed due to [[Elliot Rodger|not being able to find a girlfriend]]. This was probably due to him being a shy and awkward sperg. Though unlike the common myth about school shooters, he wasn't a loner, as he had a few friends (unlike [[you]].) Some lulzy entries from his diary detail his frustrations with being a [[virgin]]; "I don’t want to die before
I have had the pleasure of fucking some girl", and, after acquiring the sex doll, "Now I no longer think that I will have to rape a girl, and am unsure as to whether or not I will still commit suicide." If only Elliot Rodger tried something similar...

Robert also may have went on some "test drives" before the day of the attack. No, he didn't practice shooting, he instead wore a balaclava and tried assaulting women near his house. [[Dumbass|This didn't fucking work]], but he still got away with it, so hey.

LIKE SO MANY FUCKING MASS SHOOTERS, Robert tried applying to the military, but was rejected for being [[noob|immature]] and for lying on his application; saying he played sports when everyone knows that nigga wasn't doing SHIT. He instead applied to the Cameron Highlanders militia; nothing of note really happened here besides him receiving some commando training and some of his fellow soldiers finding him weird.

== Shit Goes Down ==
[[File:Kimberly rabot.jpeg|thumb|right|200px|Kim Rabot, one of his victims. CREEPY AS SHIT]]
===Loadout===
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Sawed-off Winchester Model 1200 shotgun
<center>[[File:Winchester Model 1200.jpg|100px]]</center>
|
*Reliable and durable, but bad for long range shooting and has a slow rate of fire. He also sawed it off himself. At least he wasn't a .22nigger. '''12~25 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Hunting Knife
<center>[[File:Knife6464.png|40px]]</center>
|
*Used for stabbing Kim to death. '''18~26 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Incel
<center>[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|60px]]</center>
|
*'''25+ Damage against Women and Children. 50+ if they are beautiful young ladies'''
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Nerd
<center>[[File:Eroticjoey111.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Double damage against jocks, whores and normies Triple if they are on a educative center Columbine copycat suspicion increases a 45% if they are done after 4/20/1999'''
|-
|
|}
</div>

=== The Shooting ===

On October 27, 1975, Robbie did what [[Allah]] put him on Earth to do. First, he lured a [[negress]] that he had a crush on (RACEMIXER!) named Kim Rabot into his house, and then took him to his room in the [[basement]]. He put handcuffs and a plastic bag on her before raping and killing her. As if that wasn't fucked up enough, his MOM WALKED IN ON HIM AFTER HE KILLED HER! She asked if she could speak with him, to which Robert responded "Yeah, but don't come in" like a dumbass, and in an even more dumb move, she listened and told him he had an eye appointment. Robert walked out an hour later, [[LOL|asked for a peanut butter sandwich]], set his room on fire, and left for school. [[Srsly]]. We can only assume that [[Missing white woman syndrome|no one cared since she wasn't white.]]

After this lulzfest, Robbie went to school, arriving at the cafeteria with a blue dufflebag. If you can guess what was in it, you win a prize! I'll give you a bit.

...

[[Obvious|Yeah it was a gun.]] Shortly before 2:30, he crossed the hall and went to a classroom, taking out the shotgun from the duffle bag. The classroom he opened fired in was a [[Christian|Christcuck]] class about Jesus and the problems of modern society. The retard thankfully only managed to kill Mark Potvin, who tried [[William Atchison|door cucking]] him by shutting the door, and ended up getting killed in the process. This went on for two minutes before Robert lost his iPod and turned the gun on himself, ending his life. SEE WHAT HE DID WHEN YOU DENIED HIM SEX, FOIDS???

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've attended army classes more, n00b.|10|Raepd a bitch, didn't die a virgin|10|No one cared outside of Canada.|15|Bonus points for originality and losing virginity|42|F|Stick to wargames}}

{{Wanted|2}}

==See Also==
* [[Marc Lepine]] - did it right, fellow [[incel]]
* [[Gabriel Wortman]] - also did it right
* [[Alek Minassian]]
* [[Eric Harris]] - Seriously, this kid was his Canadian double
* [[Robert Hawkins]], [[Robert Steinhauser]], [[Robert Card]], [[Robert Benjamin Smith]] - fellow Robbies

==External Links==
* {{Wikilink|St._Pius_X_High_School_shooting|TOW coverage}}
* [https://murderpedia.org/male.P/p/poulin-robert.htm Murderpedia coverage]

{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{Columbine}}
{{Canada}}
{{Anheroes}}
{{Dying alone}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}

[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:High Scores]]

Robert Poulin

2025-07-07T05:04:04Z

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Poulin'''</big>}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes.}}
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'''Robert Poulin''' (aka Adam Friedland's brother) was a pissed off basement-dwelling [[nerd]], loser, and truecel with a [[Eric Harris|chest defect]] and [[sperg]]-like social skillz who [[raep]]d a bitch, killed her, [[fail|failed at setting his house on fire]], and then went to his school to try to get the [[high score]]. This was the second recorded [[school shooting|school pwning]] attempt in Canada- and it was before [[Columbine]], [[Marc Lepine|Ecole]] and [[Parkland]] too! Very classical.

This shooting is an example of [[Robert Hawkins|how]] [[Cho Seung-Hui|deadly]] [[Caleb Sharpe|nerds]] [[Michael Carneal|can be]]. Encyclopedia Dramatica encourages you to write to your local senator about banning nerds and shunning them from society so we can prevent these kinds of tragedies.

== Before the shooting ==
Robert was your average Canadian boy. He liked science fiction, collecting, and wargames. His [[daddy]] was a Royal Canadian Air Force pilot ([[Lol|which Robert couldn't be because of his poor vision]]), he had a convex chest ([[Eric Harris|sound familiar?]]), was [[chubby]], and his balls dropped later than other kids. Despite going on to be the double-whammy of rapist and murderer, Robert showed no signs of hostility or violent tendencies as a child. He went to [[church]] like a good [[goy]] and worked jobs as a paper boy and pizza shop worker (okay, now the coincidences are just getting creepy.)

He had a darkside, thoughever. He was [[Allah]] forgive me for saying this, a [[gooner]]. He owned SOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY porno mags (250, to be exact), and [[autism|rated them along with advertisements, having a meticulously detailed record of them]] for some fucking reason. He also owned [[WTF|a box of women's clothing]], an inflatable sex doll, a vibrator(???), and a list of eighteen names of girls [[sarcasm|for very wholesome and Christian-like purposes]]. [[Coincidence|Coincidentally, some of these girls received obscene phone calls that stopped after the shooting.]] One can only wonder why.

Robert was also depressed due to [[Elliot Rodger|not being able to find a girlfriend]]. This was probably due to him being a shy and awkward sperg. Though unlike the common myth about school shooters, he wasn't a loner, as he had a few friends (unlike [[you]].) Some lulzy entries from his diary detail his frustrations with being a [[virgin]]; "I don’t want to die before
I have had the pleasure of fucking some girl", and, after acquiring the sex doll, "Now I no longer think that I will have to rape a girl, and am unsure as to whether or not I will still commit suicide." If only Elliot Rodger tried something similar...

Robert also may have went on some "test drives" before the day of the attack. No, he didn't practice shooting, he instead wore a balaclava and tried assaulting women near his house. [[Dumbass|This didn't fucking work]], but he still got away with it, so hey.

LIKE SO MANY FUCKING MASS SHOOTERS, Robert tried applying to the military, but was rejected for being [[noob|immature]] and for lying on his application; saying he played sports when everyone knows that nigga wasn't doing SHIT. He instead applied to the Cameron Highlanders militia; nothing of note really happened here besides him receiving some commando training and some of his fellow soldiers finding him weird.

== Shit Goes Down ==
[[File:Kimberly rabot.jpeg|thumb|right|200px|Kim Rabot, one of his victims. CREEPY AS SHIT]]
===Loadout===
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Sawed-off Winchester Model 1200 shotgun
<center>[[File:Winchester Model 1200.jpg|100px]]</center>
|
*Reliable and durable, but bad for long range shooting and has a slow rate of fire. He also sawed it off himself. At least he wasn't a .22nigger. '''12~25 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Hunting Knife
<center>[[File:Knife6464.png|40px]]</center>
|
*Used for stabbing Kim to death. '''18~26 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Incel
<center>[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|60px]]</center>
|
*'''25+ Damage against Women and Children. 50+ if they are beautiful young ladies'''
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Nerd
<center>[[File:Eroticjoey111.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Double damage against jocks, whores and normies Triple if they are on a educative center Columbine copycat suspicion increases a 45% if they are done after 4/20/1999'''
|-
|
|}
</div>

=== The Shooting ===

On October 27, 1975, Robbie did what [[Allah]] put him on Earth to do. First, he lured a [[negress]] that he had a crush on (RACEMIXER!) named Kim Rabot into his house, and then took him to his room in the [[basement]]. He put handcuffs and a plastic bag on her before raping and killing her. As if that wasn't fucked up enough, his MOM WALKED IN ON HIM AFTER HE KILLED HER! She asked if she could speak with him, to which Robert responded "Yeah, but don't come in" like a dumbass, and in an even more dumb move, she listened and told him he had an eye appointment. Robert walked out an hour later, [[LOL|asked for a peanut butter sandwich]], set his room on fire, and left for school. [[Srsly]]. We can only assume that [[Missing white woman syndrome|no one cared since she wasn't white.]]

After this lulzfest, Robbie went to school, arriving at the cafeteria with a blue dufflebag. If you can guess what was in it, you win a prize! I'll give you a bit.

...

[[Obvious|Yeah it was a gun.]] Shortly before 2:30, he crossed the hall and went to a classroom, taking out the shotgun from the duffle bag. The classroom he opened fired in was a [[Christian|Christcuck]] class about Jesus and the problems of modern society. The retard thankfully only managed to kill Mark Potvin, who tried [[William Atchison|door cucking]] him by shutting the door, and ended up getting killed in the process. This went on for two minutes before Robert lost his iPod and turned the gun on himself, ending his life. SEE WHAT HE DID WHEN YOU DENIED HIM SEX, FOIDS???

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've attended army classes more, n00b.|10|Raepd a bitch, didn't die a virgin|10|No one cared outside of Canada.|15|Bonus points for originality and losing virginity|42|F|Stick to wargames}}

{{Wanted|2}}

==See Also==
* [[Marc Lepine]] - did it right, fellow [[incel]]
* [[Gabriel Wortman]] - also did it right
* [[Alek Minassian]]
* [[Eric Harris]] - Seriously, this kid was his Canadian double
* [[Robert Hawkins]], [[Robert Steinhauser]], [[Robert Card]], [[Robert Benjamin Smith]] - fellow Robbies

==External Links==
* {{Wikilink|St._Pius_X_High_School_shooting|TOW coverage}}
* [https://murderpedia.org/male.P/p/poulin-robert.htm Murderpedia coverage]

{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{Columbine}}
{{Canada}}
{{Anheroes}}
{{Dying alone}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}

[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:High Scores]]

File:Kimberly rabot.jpeg

2025-07-07T04:55:44Z

Immavampire:

File:Winchester Model 1200.jpg

2025-07-07T04:32:32Z

Immavampire:

File:Robert poulin.png

2025-07-07T01:50:50Z

Immavampire:

Charles Whitman's Tumor

2025-07-01T02:27:23Z

Immavampire:

{{an police hero|[[File:Charles Whitman gameover.png|120px|link=]]}}
{{ib|[[File:whitman1963.jpg|250px]] To doctors: "After I am dead, please cut my head open and stab my tumor in the face."}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Charles Whitman'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 24, 1941}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 1, 1966 (aged 25)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 17, injured 31}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, shot by cops}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:smoke.jpg|center|400px]]

[[File:whitman-headband.jpg|thumb|left|Oh, you think my [[gay|headband]] looks gay, huh? Well, I'll kill your [[fetus]]!]]'''Charles Joseph Whitman''' was a former [[high score]] holder and famous [[alpha male|Marine]] [[IRL]] [[troll|sharpshooter]] who held a [[lollercaust|demonstration]] of his amazing long range target shooting skills in [[Austin]], [[Texas]] one summer day in 1966 to a crowd of screaming [[fans]] and dead bodies.

High as fuck on [[drugs|valium and dexedrine]], enjoying the beautiful views from the Texas University campus Clock Tower wearing a faggy white headband and eating some [[Cock|Spam]] ([[srsly]]), Charles had a [[fart|thought]]: since I happen to have an '''arsenal''' of guns with me, I might as well give a little impromptu show. For the [[lulz]] (we hope).

But when his fans started running away shouting "There's a sniper on the tower!" and falling down bleeding, he became confused and kept shooting. He also couldn't understand why cops were firing back and climbing the tower trying to kill him. There was, however, one entity that knew exactly what was going on: the massive evil [[cancer|TUMOR]] that had taken over Whitman's brain.

[[File:whitmanfamily.jpg|right|350px]]

==Background==
For a long time, Charles was in charge. Though his father was a [[sick fuck|huge dick]] who enjoyed beating the shit out of his wife and terrorizing his children and insisting that they all play with [[toys|guns]] together, Charles was able to keep the old man happy with his good grades and ability to "shoot the eye out of a squirrel at 50 yards." But after failing out of the Marines, Charles developed [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergraphia "hypergraphia"] and began compulsively writing inspirational notes to himself, like ""CONTROL your anger. Don't let it prove you the [[fucktard|fool]]" and "STOP cursing" and "CONTROL your [[moralfaggetry|passion]]; DON'T LET IT lead YOU" and "I intend to kill my wife after I pick her up from work." That was the tumor talking - ''a mass of evil [[tubes]] and tissues that was [[trolling]] the shit out of his brain''.

==The Tumor's Instructions==
The instructions from the tumor were [[retarded|simple]]:

'''''Take the following''''':
*a shitload of [[drugs|dexedrine]]

'''''Kill the following''''':
*Your [[wife]]
*your [[bitch|mom]]
*a [[abortion|fetus]]
*a fuckload of strangers

===Errand 1 (Mom)===
[[File:margaret-dead.jpg|thumb|"...as painlessly as possible."]]
On the evening of July 31, 1966, he went to his mother's apartment to put her to bed, as was his custom, except this time (to "relieve her sufferings") he dug a hole in the back of her head with his hunting knife, then plunged it into her heart. He then put her in bed and tucked her in, leaving a note beside her body:

{{quote|[[Adam Lanza|I have just taken my mother's life.]]|the tumor.}}

===Errand 2 (Wife)===
Back at home (because "I don't want her to have to face the embarrassment my actions would surely cause her"), ''Charles angry-fucked his sleeping wife in the chest with his bayonet like a brave Marine.'' Fortunately for you [[sick fucks]], she slept naked, so the crime scene photos double as [[pron]].

==Last Note==
Hypergraphic Whitman wrote constant notes and letters to himself even though he had nothing to say and brain cancer, making everything he ever wrote [[tl;dr]] garbage that all said the same thing:

{{quote|I got a huge fucking HEADACHE, man!|([[obvious|This was because of the tumor]])}}

==Time to Gun Up==
[[File:WhitmansWeapons.jpg|right|350px]][[File:whitmanequipment.jpg|right|350px]] Having shown his mastery with the knife, it was now time for Charlie to make his Marine target trainers and father proud. He loaded up his Marine issue foot locker with over 500 pounds of guns and ammo and spray deodorant (srsly) and had to rent a fucking dolly to haul all the death tools up to the sniper spot.

'''The arsenal:'''
{{quote|[[k/|Spam, Planters peanuts, fruit cocktail, sandwiches and boxes of raisins, jerricans containing water and gasoline, rope, binoculars, canteens, transistor radio, toilet paper, Mennen spray deodorant, gay white headband, machete, Bowie knife, hatchet, hammer, compass, alarm clock, flash light, gloves, deer bag, 6-mm. Remington bolt-action rifle with a 4-power Leupold telescopic sight, 35-mm. Remington pump-action rifle, M-1 30-caliber Carbine, Sears 12-gauge shotgun (sawed off), 9-mm. Luger pistol, Galesi-Brescia pistol, .357 Smith & Wesson Magnum revolver, over 700 rounds of ammunition, spam.]]|tl;dr -- guns 'n shit, and a [[3Guys1Hammer|hammer]]}}

==Pre-Game==
His destination was the observation deck of the campus Clock Tower, an over 300 foot tall edifice perfectly engineered for long rang [[FPS]] [[pwnage]]. There was a [[collateral damage|receptionist]] up there. 'No, I'm not the fucking janitor," he said, taking her skull apart with one home-run swing of his rifle butt and tucking her twitching body behind a couch.

As he was fucking her almost dead body, a group of tourists bounced up the stairs all excited about being on top of the famous tower. Charlie ''pulled the barrel of his freshly sawed-off shotgun out of the receptionist's bloody vagina and tore their faces off with buckshot and blood and then ate some snack foods''. Two died, two never walked again.

==Show Time!==
[[File:clocktower.jpg|thumb|The tumor brought him here -- Sniper's Paradise]] Now it was down to [[business]]. The first kill had to be [[lulzy|dramatic]], and suddenly through the 4-power telescopic scope of his Remington 9mm. deer rifle he spotted a very [[pregnant]] 18 year old freshman strolling along the lovely north quad with her [[slave|boyfriend]]. Demonstrating his truly astounding precision, Charlie put his first bullet ''through the skull of the fetus growing inside of her''. No shit. In all official accounts, Charlie is given credit for this fetus kill, though [[libtard|lovers of abortion]] insist it shouldn't count because the fetus wasn't really alive. The girl survived, single now, Charlie lulzily holing out her boyfriend's chest as he came to her aid.

The last thought of many of those milling around the tower was "What the…" before bullets tore into their heads or other vital organs. One young male student peaked out from behind a car and had enough time to say, "He's up there. I can see him" before Charlie told him to "[[STFU]]" with a bullet. In the mouth. From 500 yards.

And all along the watchtower for over an hour and a half Charlie (munching peanuts and drinking gasoline) played his rifle concerto. From unheard of distances bullets were hitting their targets no matter how small -- and amazingly he was ''more accurate'' when the target was moving. One man over 400 hundred yards away running as fast as he could felt a sting in his shoulder. Reaching safety all he could say was, "What a shot!" In the end Charlie's satanic tumor piled up nearly fifty bodies far and wide around the tower. 13 died. 12 if [[you]] love [[murder|abortion]].
{{notice|Over 1 HOUR of extra video [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/eqv1a4f.mp4 here], [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/av5w3cxa.mp4 here], and [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/lay4vdxp.mp4 here]}}
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==The Heroes==
[[File:billyspeed.jpg|thumb|left|Anti-lulz]][[File:Charles Whitman gameover.png|thumb|GAME OVER]][[File:Whitmanfuneralhome.jpg|thumb|After he was dead, the cops asked Whitman why he did it.]] Pissed, humiliated, stupid, the cops decided to storm the castle. Four [[pussy|brave]] [[pigs]] gunned up and kicked the observation deck door down. Charlie, bathed in lulz and distracted by his tumor's [[boner]], did not hear them coming. Before he could get a shot off, the cops unloaded into Charles Whitman's [[cancer|brain tumor]] with close-range [[anti-lulz]] shotgun blasts before [[fapping]] determinedly on the body.

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{{clear}}
==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|17|15 from tower, 2 before shooting|16|Surprisingly not terrible kill to injury ratio for shooting from high ground|20|Went [[Paddock]] before your parents were even born|20|Mass shootings unheard of at the time, much media bawwing|20|<del>Set the first [[Americunt]] high score!</del> [[Howard Unruh|lolno]]|89|B|Semper Fi}}

{{Wanted|4}}

==Pop-Culture References==

===Kudos from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman===

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</center>

===Novelization===
Two years after the shooting, [[Stephen King]] — being old as fuck — decided to cash in on what has been called "America's first modern school shooting" by writing a short story based on it called [https://files.catbox.moe/bgqtsp.pdf "Cain Rose Up"]. No, this is not the same Stephen King novel that inspired half a dozen other school shootings — that was ''Rage'' ([[lulz|which went out of print because of just that!]]). For some reason, there's a ton of amateur live-action remakes of this extremely short story, and they're all SHIT.

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|<youtube>jyug-PFkijg</youtube> <center>'''He didn't use a revolver you faggot!!! (This is cringey as hell and totally 80s)'''</center>
|<dailymotion>x916ld6</dailymotion>
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==External links==
All quotes are from the following sources, promise:
*[http://www.crimemagazine.com/all-american-boy-and-birth-swat crimemagazine.com]
*[http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/mass/whitman/index_1.html trutv.com]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Whitman wikipedia]
*[http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,842584-4,00.html time.com]
*[http://brainmind.com/Case5.html Charles Whitman: The Amygdala & Mass Murder, by Rhawn Joseph, Ph.D] - lulzy
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4bYWS91I0 quality youjewb documentary]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWKpblxejWE Awesome fucking song by some hippie describing the events]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cain_Rose_Up TOW article on the Stephen King story]

==See Also==
*[[Texas]]
*[[James Huberty]]
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]]
*[[Cho]]
*[[Columbine]]
*[[Mark Essex]]
*[[Marines]]
*[[Mary Bell]]

{{High Scores}}
{{psychopaths}}
{{gun control}}
{{columbine}}
{{education}}
{{dyingalone}}
{{terrorists}}

{{timeline|Featured Article February 8th & 9th, [[2014]]|[[Fighteer]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Sherlock]]}}

Howard Unruh

2025-07-01T02:18:21Z

Immavampire:

{{Fact|This man was the former US champion! Pay your respects, [[noob]].}}
{{天|This subject of this article is a [[faggot]] with rage.|Unruh scary.jpg|80px|Pink|60%}}
{{天|'''NO COLOREDS''' The events described in this article took place prior to the invention of [[Niggers|colors]] in the 1960s. Expect all images to be presented in [[50 shades of grey]].|NoColoreds.gif|80px|#eee|100%|0|0|5px}}
<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px; margin: 1em;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains gay spoilers — important gay secrets and/or gay conclusions may be revealed. For example, <big>{{Rainbowtiny|'''HOLY SHIT}}</big> <big>{{Rainbowtiny|the first US mass shooter was a gay guy!!!1}}</big>'''</div>

{{quote|"I'd have killed a thousand if I had enough bullets."|Howard Unruh}}
{{ib|[[File:Unruh.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Howard Barton Unruh'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 21, 1921}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 19, 2009 (aged 88)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Former veteran and US [[High Score]] champion, fudgepacker}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 13, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, open world Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pussied out and was arrested.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Gay]] rage, [[PTSD]], [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]]}}
{{Ibend}}
It was an all too regular morning on September 6, 1949. Americans woke up and enjoyed a [[nazi]]-free world, wimminz in the kitchen, and a segregated life. No one would expect that one [[faggot|batty boy]], war vet, and [[YouTube Thomas Club|train autist]] '''Howard Unruh''' would not only embark on an [[epic]] FPS adventure, but would also invent the common American past time and [[trolling]] technique of the [[mass shooting]], and establish himself as the OG high scorer. Wracked with (assumedly) PTSD and gay [[raeg]] over both missing a date and someone messing with his fence (seriously!), along with a budding hatred and paranoia of his neighbors, it was the perfect storm for the first killstreak in the US servers. Ban tactical assault gays.

==Background==
[[File:Unruh Army Uniform.jpg|thumb|In happier times.]]
Unruh was the oldest son in a divorced family. You can see where this is going already. He had a younger brother named James, and both were raised by their mom. He grew up in Hell on Earth AKA [[New Jersey]] and graduated from Woodrow Wilson High School (named after fellow [[WW1|mass murderer]]) in 1939. His yearbook said that he was [[assburgers|shy]] and that he wanted to become a {{Glowtext|government employee}}. As we all know, people who want to or are working for the [[government]] are psychopaths, so this should've been a red flag already.

During the great lulzfest that was [[WW2]], Unruh enlisted in 1942, and had a gay old time as an armor crewman across Europe from 1944-45. His section chief remembered him as a first-class soldier who [[loser|never drank, swore,]] or [[gay|chased girls]]. He spent most of his time reading his [[Christfag|Bible]] and writing letters crying to his [[mom]]. [[Autism|He also kept ridiculously detailed notes on n00bs pwnt in battles, and the details of the corpses]]. Corpse fetish aside, he was awarded 3 medals for his service.

After the war ended, he returned to New Jersey to live with his mama. However, war changed ol' Howie, and he became more moody, nervous, and detached. He wasn't always a [[NEET]] though, as he held a job as a sheet-metal worker briefly before enrolling into a pharmacy school, but quit due to [[bullshit|poor physical condition]]. He then retired into the NEET life, hanging out around the house, putting his dumb gay medals everywhere, reading his Babble, and practicing his shooting in the basement, which he had turned into a practice range. [[Sarcasm|Totally not preparing for anything btw.]]

Unruh also turned out to be a huge dick to his neighbors over "[[lie|derogatory remarks made about [his] character]]." If this was real, it probably was due to his [[gay|love of cock]], but this was more likely than not schizobabble. He also had a feud with his pharmacist neighbor over him using her backyard to access his apartment.

On the day before the killings, Unruh went to the movie theater to meet a man he was having [[buttsecks]] with, but, GASP, was late and had arrived to find no man to take it up the ass for. To add insult to injury, when he returned home, the gate he installed the day before was gone. '''This. Meant. War.'''

==The Shooting==
===Loadout===
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Luger P08 Pistol
<center>[[File:Luger.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Eight-round magazine, carried moar in his pockets. Handgun only match, assumedly.
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Veteran Discount
<center>[[File:Gay Army Flag.jpg|80px]]</center>
|
*Increased accuracy and [[PTSD]] buff.
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Homo Rainbow Of Doom
<center>[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Double damage against straggots, AIDS resistance halved.

|}
</div>
Being stood up AND having his fence removed was apparently too much for our [[sarcasm|very reasonable]] hero. He decided to enact his plot of revenge the next morning, and after eating a breakfast prepared by his [[mom]], went out guns-a-blazing. After telling his mom "brb, neighborhood", he walked out of his apartment with his Luger, and shot some poor dumbfuck bread delivery truck driver; [[fail|missing by a few inches]] and letting him run. He then went to visit shoemaker neighbor John Plarchik, who he shot and killed for having a dumb fucking name. Unsatisfied, he then went to a barbershop owned by his neighbor Clark Hoover, who was cutting the hair of a six-year-old Orris Smith. He [[headshot|headshotted]] Hoover and shot Smith in the neck. After this, he went to a pharmacy and pwned to an insurance man.

Unsatisfied, he saw the owner and his wife fleeing upstairs and followed them there, and pwned the wife, owner, and the grandma, leaving their 12-year old son alive. What a [[sick fuck]]. Unruh then fired at a car and killed the driver Alvin Day, and went to tailor Thomas Zegrino's tailor shop. [[fail|He wasn't there]], so Unruh just decided to kill his wife. As is the case with [[Elliot Rodger|some]] [[Stephan Balliet|mass shooters]], he wascucked by a door to a grocery store he tried firing into, he instead opted to shoot a car waiting at the intersection and killed the 3 occupants. STILL unsatisfied, he fired through an apartment window and KILLED A FUCKING BABY named [[Thomas Hamilton]] (srsly), causing the caregiver to faint and collapse. Ironically, Unruh later claimed he didn't even know who he saw in the window and if he hit them until after being arrested. He then fired at another car ([[epic fail|and missed]]), was shot at by Frank Engel (who hit him in the leg), he fired at several people across the street (missing AGAIN), shot at a mother and son hanging out blankets to dry ([[epic win|but they survived]]), blah blah blah blah.

Having acquired a 5-star wanted level, our homo hero quickly absconded to his apartment, and engaged in an epic gunfight. During this, a journalist found Unruh's number and dialed it. What happened to journalists with THOSE kinds of big balls?
The following exchange is completely unaltered:
{{quote|"Is this Howard?"

"Yes ... what's the last name of the party you want?"

"Unruh."

(Pause) "What's the last name of the party you want?"

"Unruh. [[Lie|I'm a friend]], and I want to know what they're doing to you."

"They're not doing a damned thing to me, but I'm doing plenty to them."

(In a soothing, reassuring voice) "How many have you killed?"

"I don't know yet, because I haven't counted them ... (pause) but it looks like a [[high score|pretty good score.]]"

"Why are you killing people?"

"[[Idklol|I don't know. I can't answer that yet, I'm too busy.]]"

(At that point Buxton heard Unruh move away from the phone as gunfire was heard in the background)

"I'll have to talk to you later ... [[partyvan|a couple of friends are coming to get me]]" ... (voice trails off).|center=relative}}

The lulzfest would end when police BTFO'd Unruh with two tear gas bombs, the second one going off and filling the room with gas. After being yelled at to come down, Unruh [[pussy|surrendered]] and [[LOL|fell down the stairs]], and was v&. The pigs found a fuckton of weapons; guns, knives, bullet-making stuff, and more than [[OMG|700 rounds.]] They also found marksmanship medals, Unruh's target rage, [[WTF|sex hygiene books]], and a Bible opened to Matthew, Chapter 24, which was about "the end times". Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

==After The Fab Shooting==
[[File:Unruh arrested.jpg|thumb|GAYME OVER.]]
After being v&, Unruh caved in and gave a detailed summary of his actions (probably didn't give a fuck) and also discovered the bullet wound. He had 13 charges of murder and 3 accounts of assault, but was diagnosed as a [[schizo]] and found to be insane, [[epic win|making him immune to criminal prosecution.]] It was the 40's, to be fair. He was sent to the New Jersey Hospital for the Insane, and remained their until dying of [[oldfag]] in 2009. His last words were the quote at the top of this article.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|13| |18| That time in the army paid off |15|Totally fab, but just walked around the place and shot people.|15|First US high scorer|20|The first US double-digit high scorer, also got away with it!|81|B|Shut up, and sleep with me, come on why don't you sleep with me}}

{{Wanted|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Ahf.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=AIDS Clinic}}

== Victims ==
* John Joseph Pilarchik [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 27
* Orris Martin Smith [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]], 6
* Clark Hoover [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 45
* James Hutton [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 46
* Rose Cohen [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 38
* Minnie Cohen, 63
* Dr. Maurice J. Cohen [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 39
* Alvin Day [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 24
* [[Thomas Hamilton]] [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]], 2
* Helga Kautzach Zegrino [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 28
* Emma Matlack [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 68
* Helen Wilson [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 37
* John Wilson [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]], 9

==See Also==
*[[Patrick Purdy]] - Fellow fag
*[[Charles Whitman]] - Successor, usurped his high score
*[[Thomas Hamilton]] - Pedo, had the same name as a victim
*[[Homosexuality]] - What he suffered from
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - His straight counterpart?
*[[Schizophrenia]]
*[[Don't ask, don't tell]]
*[[Robert Benjamin Smith]] - Fellow [[oldfag]] who also got away with it
*[[Ian David Long]], [[Micah Johnson]], [[Mark Essex]] - fellow pissed off armymen

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{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}

[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
[[Category:People|Unruh, Howard]]
[[Category:Murder|Unruh, Howard]]
[[Category:High Scores|Unruh, Howard]]
[[Category:Faggotry|Unruh, Howard]]

Howard Unruh

2025-07-01T02:16:40Z

Immavampire:

{{Fact|This man was the former US champion! Pay your respects, [[noob]].}}
{{天|This subject of this article is a [[faggot]] with rage.|Unruh scary.jpg|80px|Pink|60%}}
{{天|'''NO COLOREDS''' The events described in this article took place prior to the invention of [[Niggers|colors]] in the 1960s. Expect all images to be presented in [[50 shades of grey]].|NoColoreds.gif|80px|#eee|100%|0|0|5px}}
<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px; margin: 1em;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains gay spoilers — important gay secrets and/or gay conclusions may be revealed. For example, <big>{{Rainbowtiny|'''HOLY SHIT}}</big> <big>{{Rainbowtiny|the first US mass shooter was a gay guy!!!1}}</big>'''</div>

{{quote|"I'd have killed a thousand if I had enough bullets."|Howard Unruh}}
{{ib|[[File:Unruh.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Howard Barton Unruh'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 21, 1921}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 19, 2009 (aged 88)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Former veteran and US [[High Score]] champion, fudgepacker}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 13, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, open world Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pussied out and was arrested.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Gay]] rage, [[PTSD]], [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]]}}
{{Ibend}}
It was an all too regular morning on September 6, 1949. Americans woke up and enjoyed a [[nazi]]-free world, wimminz in the kitchen, and a segregated life. No one would expect that one [[faggot|batty boy]], war vet, and [[YouTube Thomas Club|train autist]] '''Howard Unruh''' would not only embark on an [[epic]] FPS adventure, but would also invent the common American past time and [[trolling]] technique of the [[mass shooting]], and establish himself as the OG high scorer. Wracked with (assumedly) PTSD and gay [[raeg]] over both missing a date and someone messing with his fence (seriously!), along with a budding hatred and paranoia of his neighbors, it was the perfect storm for the first killstreak in the US servers. Ban tactical assault gays.

==Background==
[[File:Unruh Army Uniform.jpg|thumb|In happier times.]]
Unruh was the oldest son in a divorced family. You can see where this is going already. He had a younger brother named James, and both were raised by their mom. He grew up in Hell on Earth AKA [[New Jersey]] and graduated from Woodrow Wilson High School (named after fellow [[WW1|mass murderer]]) in 1939. His yearbook said that he was [[assburgers|shy]] and that he wanted to become a {{Glowtext|government employee}}. As we all know, people who want to or are working for the [[government]] are psychopaths, so this should've been a red flag already.

During the great lulzfest that was [[WW2]], Unruh enlisted in 1942, and had a gay old time as an armor crewman across Europe from 1944-45. His section chief remembered him as a first-class soldier who [[loser|never drank, swore,]] or [[gay|chased girls]]. He spent most of his time reading his [[Christfag|Bible]] and writing letters crying to his [[mom]]. [[Autism|He also kept ridiculously detailed notes on n00bs pwnt in battles, and the details of the corpses]]. Corpse fetish aside, he was awarded 3 medals for his service.

After the war ended, he returned to New Jersey to live with his mama. However, war changed ol' Howie, and he became more moody, nervous, and detached. He wasn't always a [[NEET]] though, as he held a job as a sheet-metal worker briefly before enrolling into a pharmacy school, but quit due to [[bullshit|poor physical condition]]. He then retired into the NEET life, hanging out around the house, putting his dumb gay medals everywhere, reading his Babble, and practicing his shooting in the basement, which he had turned into a practice range. [[Sarcasm|Totally not preparing for anything btw.]]

Unruh also turned out to be a huge dick to his neighbors over "[[lie|derogatory remarks made about [his] character]]." If this was real, it probably was due to his [[gay|love of cock]], but this was more likely than not schizobabble. He also had a feud with his pharmacist neighbor over him using her backyard to access his apartment.

On the day before the killings, Unruh went to the movie theater to meet a man he was having [[buttsecks]] with, but, GASP, was late and had arrived to find no man to take it up the ass for. To add insult to injury, when he returned home, the gate he installed the day before was gone. '''This. Meant. War.'''

==The Shooting==
===Loadout===
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Luger P08 Pistol
<center>[[File:Luger.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Eight-round magazine, carried moar in his pockets. Handgun only match, assumedly.
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Veteran Discount
<center>[[File:Gay Army Flag.jpg|80px]]</center>
|
*Increased accuracy and [[PTSD]] buff.
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Homo Rainbow Of Doom
<center>[[File:Gayyyyy flag gay.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Double damage against straggots, AIDS resistance halved.

|}
</div>
Being stood up AND having his fence removed was apparently too much for our [[sarcasm|very reasonable]] hero. He decided to enact his plot of revenge the next morning, and after eating a breakfast prepared by his [[mom]], went out guns-a-blazing. After telling his mom "brb, neighborhood", he walked out of his apartment with his Luger, and shot some poor dumbfuck bread delivery truck driver; [[fail|missing by a few inches]] and letting him run. He then went to visit shoemaker neighbor John Plarchik, who he shot and killed for having a dumb fucking name. Unsatisfied, he then went to a barbershop owned by his neighbor Clark Hoover, who was cutting the hair of a six-year-old Orris Smith. He [[headshot|headshotted]] Hoover and shot Smith in the neck. After this, he went to a pharmacy and pwned to an insurance man.

Unsatisfied, he saw the owner and his wife fleeing upstairs and followed them there, and pwned the wife, owner, and the grandma, leaving their 12-year old son alive. What a [[sick fuck]]. Unruh then fired at a car and killed the driver Alvin Day, and went to tailor Thomas Zegrino's tailor shop. [[fail|He wasn't there]], so Unruh just decided to kill his wife. As is the case with [[Elliot Rodger|some]] [[Stephan Balliet|mass shooters]], he wascucked by a door to a grocery store he tried firing into, he instead opted to shoot a car waiting at the intersection and killed the 3 occupants. STILL unsatisfied, he fired through an apartment window and KILLED A FUCKING BABY named [[Thomas Hamilton]] (srsly), causing the caregiver to faint and collapse. Ironically, Unruh later claimed he didn't even know who he saw in the window and if he hit them until after being arrested. He then fired at another car ([[epic fail|and missed]]), was shot at by Frank Engel (who hit him in the leg), he fired at several people across the street (missing AGAIN), shot at a mother and son hanging out blankets to dry ([[epic win|but they survived]]), blah blah blah blah.

Having acquired a 5-star wanted level, our homo hero quickly absconded to his apartment, and engaged in an epic gunfight. During this, a journalist found Unruh's number and dialed it. What happened to journalists with THOSE kinds of big balls?
The following exchange is completely unaltered:
{{quote|"Is this Howard?"

"Yes ... what's the last name of the party you want?"

"Unruh."

(Pause) "What's the last name of the party you want?"

"Unruh. [[Lie|I'm a friend]], and I want to know what they're doing to you."

"They're not doing a damned thing to me, but I'm doing plenty to them."

(In a soothing, reassuring voice) "How many have you killed?"

"I don't know yet, because I haven't counted them ... (pause) but it looks like a [[high score|pretty good score.]]"

"Why are you killing people?"

"[[Idklol|I don't know. I can't answer that yet, I'm too busy.]]"

(At that point Buxton heard Unruh move away from the phone as gunfire was heard in the background)

"I'll have to talk to you later ... [[partyvan|a couple of friends are coming to get me]]" ... (voice trails off).|center=relative}}

The lulzfest would end when police BTFO'd Unruh with two tear gas bombs, the second one going off and filling the room with gas. After being yelled at to come down, Unruh [[pussy|surrendered]] and [[LOL|fell down the stairs]], and was v&. The pigs found a fuckton of weapons; guns, knives, bullet-making stuff, and more than [[OMG|700 rounds.]] They also found marksmanship metals, Unruh's target rage, [[WTF|sex hygiene books]], and a Bible opened to Matthew, Chapter 24, which was about "the end times". Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

==After The Fab Shooting==
[[File:Unruh arrested.jpg|thumb|GAYME OVER.]]
After being v&, Unruh caved in and gave a detailed summary of his actions (probably didn't give a fuck) and also discovered the bullet wound. He had 13 charges of murder and 3 accounts of assault, but was diagnosed as a [[schizo]] and found to be insane, [[epic win|making him immune to criminal prosecution.]] It was the 40's, to be fair. He was sent to the New Jersey Hospital for the Insane, and remained their until dying of [[oldfag]] in 2009. His last words were the quote at the top of this article.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|13| |18| That time in the army paid off |15|Totally fab, but just walked around the place and shot people.|15|First US high scorer|20|The first US double-digit high scorer, also got away with it!|81|B|Shut up, and sleep with me, come on why don't you sleep with me}}

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== Victims ==
* John Joseph Pilarchik [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 27
* Orris Martin Smith [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]], 6
* Clark Hoover [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 45
* James Hutton [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 46
* Rose Cohen [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 38
* Minnie Cohen, 63
* Dr. Maurice J. Cohen [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 39
* Alvin Day [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 24
* [[Thomas Hamilton]] [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]], 2
* Helga Kautzach Zegrino [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 28
* Emma Matlack [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 68
* Helen Wilson [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 37
* John Wilson [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]], 9

==See Also==
*[[Patrick Purdy]] - Fellow fag
*[[Charles Whitman]] - Successor, usurped his high score
*[[Thomas Hamilton]] - Pedo, had the same name as a victim
*[[Homosexuality]] - What he suffered from
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - His straight counterpart?
*[[Schizophrenia]]
*[[Don't ask, don't tell]]
*[[Robert Benjamin Smith]] - Fellow [[oldfag]] who also got away with it
*[[Ian David Long]], [[Micah Johnson]], [[Mark Essex]] - fellow pissed off armymen

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{{quote|"I'd have killed a thousand if I had enough bullets."|Howard Unruh}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Howard Barton Unruh'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 21, 1921}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 19, 2009 (age 88)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jewnited States of Americunts|Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 13, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, open world Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pussied out and was arrested.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Former veteran and US [[High Score]] champion, fudgepacker}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Gay]] rage, [[PTSD]], [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]]}}
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It was an all too regular morning on September 6, 1949. Americans woke up and enjoyed a [[nazi]]-free world, wimminz in the kitchen, and a segregated life. No one would expect that one [[faggot|batty boy]], war vet, and [[YouTube Thomas Club|train autist]] '''Howard Unruh''' would not only embark on an [[epic]] FPS adventure, but would also invent the common American past time and [[trolling]] technique of the [[mass shooting]], and establish himself as the OG high scorer. Wracked with (assumedly) PTSD and gay [[raeg]] over both missing a date and someone messing with his fence (seriously!), along with a budding hatred and paranoia of his neighbors, it was the perfect storm for the first killstreak in the US servers. Ban tactical assault gays.

==Background==
[[File:Unruh Army Uniform.jpg|thumb|In happier times.]]
Unruh was the oldest son in a divorced family. You can see where this is going already. He had a younger brother named James, and both were raised by their mom. He grew up in Hell on Earth AKA [[New Jersey]] and graduated from Woodrow Wilson High School (named after fellow [[WW1|mass murderer]]) in 1939. His yearbook said that he was [[assburgers|shy]] and that he wanted to become a {{Glowtext|government employee}}. As we all know, people who want to or are working for the [[government]] are psychopaths, so this should've been a red flag already.

During the great lulzfest that was [[WW2]], Unruh enlisted in 1942, and had a gay old time as an armor crewman across Europe from 1944-45. His section chief remembered him as a first-class soldier who [[loser|never drank, swore,]] or [[gay|chased girls]]. He spent most of his time reading his [[Christfag|Bible]] and writing letters crying to his [[mom]]. [[Autism|He also kept ridiculously detailed notes on n00bs pwnt in battles, and the details of the corpses]]. Corpse fetish aside, he was awarded 3 medals for his service.

After the war ended, he returned to New Jersey to live with his mama. However, war changed ol' Howie, and he became more moody, nervous, and detached. He wasn't always a [[NEET]] though, as he held a job as a sheet-metal worker briefly before enrolling into a pharmacy school, but quit due to [[bullshit|poor physical condition]]. He then retired into the NEET life, hanging out around the house, putting his dumb gay medals everywhere, reading his Babble, and practicing his shooting in the basement, which he had turned into a practice range. [[Sarcasm|Totally not preparing for anything btw.]]

Unruh also turned out to be a huge dick to his neighbors over "[[lie|derogatory remarks made about [his] character]]." If this was real, it probably was due to his [[gay|love of cock]], but this was more likely than not schizobabble. He also had a feud with his pharmacist neighbor over him using her backyard to access his apartment.

On the day before the killings, Unruh went to the movie theater to meet a man he was having [[buttsecks]] with, but, GASP, was late and had arrived to find no man to take it up the ass for. To add insult to injury, when he returned home, the gate he installed the day before was gone. '''This. Meant. War.'''

==The Shooting==
[[File:Unruh arrested.jpg|thumb|GAYME OVER.]]
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Being stood up AND having his fence removed was apparently too much for our [[sarcasm|very reasonable]] hero. He decided to enact his plot of revenge the next morning, and after eating a breakfast prepared by his [[mom]], went out guns-a-blazing. After telling his mom "brb, neighborhood", he walked out of his apartment with his Luger, and shot some poor dumbfuck bread delivery truck driver; [[fail|missing by a few inches]] and letting him run. He then went to visit shoemaker neighbor John Plarchik, who he shot and killed for having a dumb fucking name. Unsatisfied, he then went to a barbershop owned by his neighbor Clark Hoover, who was cutting the hair of a six-year-old Orris Smith. He [[headshot|headshotted]] Hoover and shot Smith in the neck. After this, he went to a pharmacy and pwned to an insurance man.

Unsatisfied, he saw the owner and his wife fleeing upstairs and followed them there, and pwned the wife, owner, and the grandma, leaving their 12-year old son alive. What a [[sick fuck]]. Unruh then fired at a car and killed the driver Alvin Day, and went to tailor Thomas Zegrino's tailor shop. [[fail|He wasn't there]], so Unruh just decided to kill his wife. As is the case with [[Elliot Rodger|some]] [[Stephan Balliet|mass shooters]], he wascucked by a door to a grocery store he tried firing into, he instead opted to shoot a car waiting at the intersection and killed the 3 occupants. STILL unsatisfied, he fired through an apartment window and KILLED A FUCKING BABY named [[Thomas Hamilton]] (srsly), causing the caregiver to faint and collapse. Ironically, Unruh later claimed he didn't even know who he saw in the window and if he hit them until after being arrested. He then fired at another car ([[epic fail|and missed]]), was shot at by Frank Engel (who hit him in the leg), he fired at several people across the street (missing AGAIN), shot at a mother and son hanging out blankets to dry ([[epic win|but they survived]]), blah blah blah blah.

Having acquired a 5-star wanted level, our homo hero quickly absconded to his apartment, and engaged in an epic gunfight. During this, a journalist found Unruh's number and dialed it. What happened to journalists with THOSE kinds of big balls?
The following exchange is completely unaltered:
{{quote|"Is this Howard?"

"Yes ... what's the last name of the party you want?"

"Unruh."

(Pause) "What's the last name of the party you want?"

"Unruh. [[Lie|I'm a friend]], and I want to know what they're doing to you."

"They're not doing a damned thing to me, but I'm doing plenty to them."

(In a soothing, reassuring voice) "How many have you killed?"

"I don't know yet, because I haven't counted them ... (pause) but it looks like a [[high score|pretty good score.]]"

"Why are you killing people?"

"[[Idklol|I don't know. I can't answer that yet, I'm too busy.]]"

(At that point Buxton heard Unruh move away from the phone as gunfire was heard in the background)

"I'll have to talk to you later ... [[partyvan|a couple of friends are coming to get me]]" ... (voice trails off).|center=relative}}

The lulzfest would end when police BTFO'd Unruh with two tear gas bombs, the second one going off and filling the room with gas. After being yelled at to come down, Unruh [[pussy|surrendered]] and [[LOL|fell down the stairs]], and was v&. The pigs found a fuckton of weapons; guns, knives, bullet-making stuff, and more than [[OMG|700 rounds.]] They also found marksmanship metals, Unruh's target rage, [[WTF|sex hygiene books]], and a Bible opened to Matthew, Chapter 24, which was about "the end times". Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

==After The Fab Shooting==
[[File:Unruh arrested.jpg|thumb|GAYME OVER.]]
After being v&, Unruh caved in and gave a detailed summary of his actions (probably didn't give a fuck) and also discovered the bullet wound. He had 13 charges of murder and 3 accounts of assault, but was diagnosed as a [[schizo]] and found to be insane, [[epic win|making him immune to criminal prosecution.]] It was the 40's, to be fair. He was sent to the New Jersey Hospital for the Insane, and remained their until dying of [[oldfag]] in 2009. His last words were the quote at the top of this article.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|13| |18| That time in the army paid off |15|Totally fab, but just walked around the place and shot people.|15|First US high scorer|20|The first US double-digit high scorer, also got away with it!|81|B|Shut up, and sleep with me, come on why don't you sleep with me}}

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== Victims ==
* John Joseph Pilarchik [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 27
* Orris Martin Smith [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]], 6
* Clark Hoover [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 45
* James Hutton [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 46
* Rose Cohen [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 38
* Minnie Cohen, 63
* Dr. Maurice J. Cohen [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 39
* Alvin Day [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 24
* [[Thomas Hamilton]] [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]], 2
* Helga Kautzach Zegrino [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 28
* Emma Matlack [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 68
* Helen Wilson [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]], 37
* John Wilson [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]], 9

==See Also==
*[[Patrick Purdy]] - Fellow fag
*[[Charles Whitman]] - Successor, usurped his high score
*[[Thomas Hamilton]] - Pedo, had the same name as a victim
*[[Homosexuality]] - What he suffered from
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - His straight counterpart?
*[[Schizophrenia]]
*[[Don't ask, don't tell]]
*[[Robert Benjamin Smith]] - Fellow [[oldfag]] who also got away with it
*[[Ian David Long]], [[Micah Johnson]], [[Mark Essex]] - fellow pissed off armymen

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Misogynist terrorism

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Misogynist terrorists are a bunch of [[Virgin|virgins]] [[Elliot Rodger|with rage]].
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<td style="color:#803e37;">Misogynist terrorists are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about [[The Supreme Gentleman]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Ben Moynihan|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Elliot Rodger|Elliot]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Brian Isaack Clyde|Clyde]].</td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Misogynist Terrorists'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|May 21, 1938 - Until the world's end}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 142, injured 168}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|13th, 16th, 24th and 41st]] (Mutsuo, Elías, George and Nikolas), No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon (Alek, Tomohiro) Hack'N'Slash (Ben, Justin, Ryuichi) FPS (Elliot, Marc, George...)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Elliot, Mutsuo, Jake, William...) No (Ben, Alek, Nikolas, Tomohiro...)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Not having a Girlfriend, sex or being still virgin}}
{{Ibend}}

'''{{Glowtext|Misogynist terrorism}}''' or '''Incel Terrorism''', is a type of terrorism caused by people who can't get laid or haven't got any girlfriend, or even female friend in their lives due to their lack of social skills. Most of them have [[Autism]] or [[Asperger's Syndrome]], being this the cause of the lack of social skills and being forever alone.

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== How it all came ==

No, this didn't start when [[Elliot Rodger|Elliot]] went crazy. It all started in Japan, with a famous ninja named [[Mutsuo Toi]].

=== The Ninja Massacre ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Mutsuo Toi|Click here]]}}

[[File:Mutsuo-toi.jpg|thumb|left|150px|I'm a ninja, believe it.]]

May 21st, 1938:The first incel in [[Japan]], who couldn't get laid in Yobai, because of Tuberculosis, grabbed his weapons, an axe, a katana and a shotgun, started executing girls and massacring an entire village until he got tired and became [[an hero]]. 30 killed and 3 frags survived in his Ninjutsu rebellion. Mutsuo was [[an hero|an]] [[incel]] before [[Elliot Rodger|dumbfuckistanis]] made it cool.

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=== Robert's got a quick hand ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Robert Benjamin Smith|Click here]]}}

[[File:Bobby_cute.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Look at me, girls. I'm the [[No|perfect]] [[Supreme Gentleman|gentleman]]!]]

November 12, 1966: Robert, using a knife and a .22 caliber gun, shot up some beauty school full of [[whores]], pwning 5, including a toddler, before being V& after [[pussy|surrendering]].

{{Clear}}

=== El Caballero Supremo ===
{{Notice|For further info, [[Campo Elías Delgado|Click here]]}}

[[File:Campo_Elias_Delgado.jpg|thumb|left|150px|First Latinamerican incel]]

December 4th, 1986: A cuckombian english teacher, killed 9 in his apartment building, including 1 girl/student who was brutally shot and raped before going to the pozzetto restaurant and pwn 20 noobs more before police killed him.

{{clear}}
=== Rebellion against the feminazis ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Marc Lepine|Click here]]}}

[[File:Marclepine.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The purple whores can't beat me.]]

December 6th, 1989: Not so incel, but almost. In [[Canada]], 14 wimminz were beaten out of the world in a college by a guy named <s>[[Deadname|Gamil Rodrigue Liass Gharbi]]</s> '''Marc Lépine''', who fought until [[An Hero|his death]] against feminism scum at the Montreal Polytechnical College.

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=== From failed date to assured slaughter ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Luby's massacre|Click here]]}}

[[File:GeorgeJoHennard.jpg|thumb|left|150px|At least he could date a girl]]

October 16th, 1991: After he failed his date with a girl, after he told her about [[James Huberty]], copycated James in the Luby's cafeteria, ramming into, before he went into a shooting spree, killing 23 before he an heroed. At least this Incel specimen was able to have a date, even if it was [[Epic Fail|unsuccessful]].

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=== Nerd's revenge ===
{{Notice|For further info, [[Flemming Nielsen|Click here]]}}

[[File:Flemmingnielsen.png|thumb|left|150px|Correct, I never had any couple in my life]]

April 5th, 1994: 35-year-old Flemming Nielsen, a [[nerd]], armed with a sawed-off shotgun, pwned 2 noobs at the Aarhus university, in Denmark, before he [[An Hero|killed himself]]. This is the first incel attack in Europe.

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=== そして日本へ戻ります ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Kato|Click here]]}}

[[File:TomohiroKato.jpg|thumb|left|150px|睦夫のことを思い出させてやる]]

June 8th, 2008: And back to [[Japan|Weeboistan]], where Tomohiro Kato, a hikikomori incel, crushed a truck into a mall. After that, he began a stabbing spree before police V& him after killing 7 and wounding 10. He got executed in 2022.

{{clear}}

=== No sex since 1990 ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[George Sodini|Click here]]}}

[[File:OIP (5) (1).jpeg|thumb|left|150px|The one who inspired Elliot]]

August 4, 2009: A 48-year-old by the name of George Sodini, armed with 2 pistols, shot up a gym because he hadn't have sex or girlfriend since 1990's, pwning 2 whores and wounding 9 before he an hero. Pam was the girl who had sex with George in his golden years.

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=== [[The Supreme Gentleman]], The creator ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Elliot Rodger|Click here]]}}

[[File:SupremeGentlemanB%26W.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The face of a [[Nice Guy]]: No female friends, no girlfriends, no sex...]]

May 23rd, 2014: This is when it all began. Elliot, a 23-year-old virgin and Jewtuber, whose goal was to find a girlfriend and, above all, to fuck, stabbed his three roommates, all chinks, to death, and then began the massacre, killing three people and wounding 14 before shooting himself. We all remember you, supreme gentleman, you were a before and after for the incels.

{{clear}}

=== The Unhappy Geezer ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Ben Moynihan|Click here]]}}

[[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|thumb|left|150px|I'm The Unhappy Geezer, I am, believe it!]]

Summer of 2014: A 17-year-old British teenager stabbed three women in Portsmouth, aged 20, 45, and 66 respectively, just because he hadn't had sex. He was arrested after giving the police a printed photo of his face with a note. What a retard!

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=== So long, Space robots ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Chris Harper-Mercer|Click here]]}}

[[File:Oregon_cash.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Britfag, nigger and americunt. A strange combination]]

October 1st, 2015: A 26-year-old Murican-britfag, sperg out at the Umpqua Community college before an hero. This guy was one of the starters of the [[Beta Uprising]], via [[Pepe]] memes.

{{clear}}

=== The virgin pigeon-eater ===

[[File:EduardoNaupay.png|thumb|left|150px|[[Nope|Am I sexy, girls?]]]]

February 18th to 19th, 2017: A cuckombian-pigeon-eater spic, angry about the eviction of the his [[Drugs|street vendor stall]] and his failure on getting a girlfriend, shot up a mall, like [[Sonboly]], pwning 5 NPCs and wounding 9 frags before police bullet-raeped him to death.

{{clear}}

=== The couch attack ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[William Atchison|Click here]]}}

[[File:William atchison ('AlGore').jpg|thumb|left|150px|This EDiot got beat by a couch and an heroed.]]

December 7th, 2017: Our ED Sysop, 21-year-old AlGore, sperged out at his former high school, pwning 2 spics before he an heroed by Glock mouthwash. The most important topic: Couch.

{{clear}}

=== Happy Valentine's day ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|click here]]}}

[[File:Nikolas-cruz-selfie.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The face of an absolute [[Aspie|asspie]]]]

February 14th, 2018: On Valentine's day, a 19-year-old Autistic mutt & kike, sperg out in his school via school shooting before he got V&. Nik, used a rifle to kill 17 NPCs at a high school in Florida, making the [[old media]] to butthurt over it.

{{clear}}

=== The deadly van ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Alek Minassian|Click here]]}}

[[File:Alek_Minassian.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Nobody thought this dude would sperg out with a van]]

April 23rd, 2018: An armenian-canuck, went <s>Ramadan</s> Virgin van man and killed 11 before being V& during a fake stand off. This guy left in his facebook a message praying for [[The Supreme Gentleman]] and also calling [[4Chan]] a sergeant.

{{clear}}

=== Wigger rejected, school massacre incoming ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Click here]]}}

[[File:Dimitrious_Pagourtzis_Mugshot.jpg|thumb|left|150px|V& Wigger]]

May 18, 2018: 17-year-old greek-american wigger, an incel and after being rejected by a girl in his class, shots up his class, killing her and 9 other classmates and wounding 13 others before being V&. He did better than his homophone, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]], who wounded 3 in a school in Athens, Greece, but he an heroed, not like the wigger.

{{clear}}
=== The harasser ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[2018 Tallahassee shooting|Click here]]}}

[[File:Beierle.png|thumb|left|150px|IRL 40-year-old virgin]]

November 2nd, 2018: A 40-year-old perv and former soldier shot up a [[Sex|Hot]] yoga salloon in Tallahassee, Florida, wiping out 2 women before he an heroed. The perpetrator, glorified [[The Supreme Gentleman]] and also was reported by a woman because he grabbed her ass on 2012 and 2016.

{{clear}}

=== Hikikomori incels strike again ===

[[File:RyuichiI.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Ryuichi in happier times]]

May 28th, 2019: A 51-year-old Hikikomori incel stabbed multiple people at a bus stop near a school, killing 2 before he an heroed by cutting his throat off. Ryuichi, who was behind the attack, had also several disputes with his neighbours.

{{clear}}
=== 2019 FOTY ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Brian Isaack Clyde|Click here]]}}

[[File:Brian-Issack-Clyde.png|thumb|left|150px|Did worse than [[Asa Coon|Coon]]]]

June 17, 2019: Again in [[America|Dumbfuckistan]]. 22-year-old armyfag, sperg out near a goverment building, just wounding 1 NPC before being shot down by the pigs. He dressed cool, but never scored.

{{clear}}
=== Tinfoil hat kraut's amoklauf ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Tobias Rathjen|Click here]]}}

[[File:TobiasRathjen.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Mind control]]

February 19th, 2020: Coronavirus in Europe begins to spread, but a 43-year-old tinfoil hat schizo and incel, in Germany, wents [[Sonboly]] in his town, killing 9 NPCs before he killed his mother and himself. Also, he claimed that Jurgen Klopp copied him and other conspiracy bullshit he complaint about.

{{clear}}

=== Dramaqueen's revenge ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Armando_Hernandez_Jr|Click here]]}}

[[File:Armando-hernandezsadface.png|thumb|left|150px|The dramaqueen in question]]

May 20th, 2020: Again in America. An incel spic, used a rifle to commit a mall shooting in Arizona, before being V&. He only managed to wound 3 frags, being an absolute failure.

{{clear}}
=== Professor Waffle teaches you a lesson ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Jake Davison|Click here]]}}

[[File:JakeDavisonRateMeVerif.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Rate him in the ugly score]]

August 12th, 2021: A 22-year-old ADHD and Aspie, spergs out in the name of Ben and Elliot in Plymouth, UK, killing his mother and 4 others before he an heroed. Professor Waffle also, had a Youtube channel were he was complaining on him not getting laid and teaching his viewers about the [[Shit nobody cares about|Black Pill]].

{{clear}}

=== The Nazi spic ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Click here]]}}

[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|thumb|left|150px|Man, I took it with a [[whore|hooter waitress]]]]

May 6th, 2023: 33-year-old spic and former security guard, armed with a rifle, entered a mall in texas and killed 8 people before he was killed by the pigs. Mauricio was also a [[spic|nazi]] and a [[Nigger|white supremacist]], all self proclaimed.

{{clear}}

=== Cuckombian's revenge ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz‎|Click here]]}}

[[File:Cristian camilo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|2023 FOTY?]]

May 13th, 2023: Days after Mauricio's rampage, in Latinamerica, a colombian incel shot up a mall in Culombia, by the name of Unicentro, killing 1 woman before he an heroed. Possibly a FOTY nominee of 2023.

{{clear}}
=== El Incel pendejo de Guadalajara ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz|Click here]]}}

[[File:Gabriel_The_Retarded.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Im going to be the next [[Suzano school shooting|Guilherme Taucci]], you fuckers]]

March 6th, 2024: 20-year-old student, using the classical '''SIEGE mask™''', killed a woman at a motel and then sperg out in the UTEG university, wiping out 2 wimminz and wounding another one before being V&. Luckily, he an heroed in prison in August 5th, 2024.

{{clear}}

=== Niggercel ===

{{Notice|For further info, [[Solomon Henderson|Click here]]}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|thumb|left|150px|We all now what it finally [[an hero|became]]]]

January 22nd, 2025: 17-year-old [[Nigger]][[incel|cel]] and [[Tarrant kid]], shot up his school, killing a spic slut and wounding another student before becoming [[an hero]] via 9mm brainwash. This nigger was also a [[Skibidi Toilet]] fan and also claimed being a [[Virgin|sigma male]] school shooter.

{{clear}}

=== The country of love, not so loving anymore ===

[[File:JustinAdarPolat.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Justin, a [[Arda Küçükyetim|Turkroach]]-[[Eric Borel|frenchie]] incel]]

April 24th, 2025: And you thought that in the [[France|land]] [[Italy|of love]], all boys had girlfriends. Well, that's not the case. '''Justin Adar Polat''', 15, rejected by his crush and reported as an incel on several occasions, knife-raeped the girl who rejected him to death and attacked and injured three other classmates before getting to V& by the pigs. Notice that his appearance was not very well-kept either, to be honest.

{{clear}}

=== The Scandinavian cold ===

[[File:AlexMakinen.png|thumb|left|150px|And in the country of [[Pekka Eric Auvinen|Pekka]] and [[Mr. Saari|Matti]], another challenger appears]]

May 20th, 2025: Exactly the first anniversary of our loser, [[User:Eldiperro|Eldipero]]'s V& by the pigs. Now, lets move to Finland, where 16-year-old '''Alex Mäkinen''' attacked three girls in the hallway, wounding them with his crappy knife while filming, before V& by the police. Alex had plans to kill girls, but only managed to wound them, the loser.

{{clear}}

== High score list ==

<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! FAILED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! METHOD
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]]
| [[Mutsuo Toi]]
| 30
| 3
| Y
| 1938
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png|Colombia]]
| [[Campo Elias Delgado]]
| 29
| 12
| N (killed by police)
| 1986
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[George Hennard]]
| 23
| 27
| Y
| 1991
| Carmageddon, FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Nikolas Cruz]]
| 17
| 17
| N
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Marc Lepine]]
| 14
| 14
| Y
| 1989
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Alek Minassian]]
| 11
| 15
| N
| 2018
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#7cff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]
| 10
| 13
| N
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#7cff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|Germany]]
| [[Tobias Rathjen]]
| 10
| 5
| Y
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
| 9
| 8
| Y
| 2015
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Garcia]]
| 8
| 7
| N (Killed by police)
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]]
| [[Kato|Tomohiro Kato]]
| 7
| 10
| N (executed in 2022)
| 2008
| Carmageddon, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Elliot Rodger]]
| 6
| 14
| Y
| 2014
| FPS, Carmageddon, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPeru.png|Peru]]
| Eduardo Romero Naupay
| 5
| 9
| N (killed by police)
| 2017
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]]
| [[Jake Davison]]
| 5
| 2
| Y
| 2021
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Robert Benjamin Smith]]
| 5
| 2
| N´
| 1966
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|Mexico]]
| [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]
| 3
| 1
| Y (in prison)
| 2024
| Hack'n'slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]]
| Ryuichi Iwasaki
| 2
| 18
| Y
| 2019
| Hack'n'slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[George Sodini]]
| 2
| 9
| Y
| 2009
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Scott Paul Beierle]]
| 2
| 5
| Y
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDenmark.png|Denmark]]
| [[Flemming Nielsen]]
| 2
| 3
| Y
| 1994
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[William Atchison]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|France]]
| Justin Adar Polat
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png|Colombia]]
| [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]]
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]]
| [[Ben Moynihan]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2014
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Armando_Hernandez_Jr|Armando Hernandez Jr]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFinland.png|Finland]]
| Alex Mäkinen
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Brian Isaack Clyde]]
| 0
| 1
| N (killed by police)
| 2019
| FPS
|}}}
</center>

== How to detect a Misogynist terrorist ==

This is how you know if a man is incel (allergic to women, fear to rejection and virginity)

* Glorifies [[The Supreme Gentleman]]
* Doesn't know the experience of sex or having a girlfriend
* Has [[Asperger's Syndrome]] or [[Autism]]
* Porn addiction
* Rejected by girls
* Never had a female friend in his life
* Envious on people's sexual advancements
* "Take the black pill", "Take the Red pill", "Go ER"... [[Incelcore]]
* They only receive compliments from their mother or family
* Has some kind of weird, common or even disgusting fetish
* They never put a condom, even if they were practising with a pillow
* They fucked inanimate things, like plushies, pillows or [[Gay|themselves]]
* [[Nice Guys]] but at the same time, selfish.

== Misogynist Gallery ==

<center>
<gallery>
File:DavidRodger.png
File:Elliot_GTA.jpg|How they think they look
File:Elliotdddfaggot003.jpg|X2
File:Ben17YearOldVirgin.jpg|How they actually look/are
File:ElliotAnHero.jpg|[[An Hero|How they end up]] if they don't have a girlfriend
File:MutsuoAnHero.png|X2
File:Elliot_never_scored.jpg
File:William Atchison never scored.jpg
File:BenMScored.png
File:AlekNeverScored.png|[[Evil|>:)]]
File:Elliot_VIP.jpg|[[Tryhard|Try]][[Incel|cel]]
</gallery>
</center>

== See also ==

* [[Tarrantulas]] - Page structure inspiration.
* [[Incelcore]]

== External links ==

* {{Wikilink|Misogynist_terrorism|TOW coverage}}
* {{WPD|h/social/post/187665/all-incel-related-attacks-effort-post|WPD coverage}} ([[Fail|doesn't have any of the pre-Rodger ones except Marc Lépine]])

{{Anheroes}}
{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Columbine}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Aspies}}
{{Terrorists}}

User:Immavampire

2025-05-04T20:58:07Z

Immavampire:

loldongs

User:Immavampire

2025-05-04T20:57:59Z

Immavampire: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

Nghtmrchld26

2025-03-13T01:36:26Z

Immavampire:

{{An hero}}
{{Killers}}

{{ib|[[File:Matthew Murray driver's license.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Matthew John Murray'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 5, 1983}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 9, 2007 (aged 24)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 5}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Definitely not}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motives'''|Mommy Issues, Atheism, Butthurt}}
{{Ibend}}

[[Image:Mattew murray.jpg|thumb|right|Matthew Murray performing in a Christmas program. Here he can be seen playing keys to [[Slayer]], and no one noticed.]]
[[Image:Mattmurray.jpg|thumb|Brb, hunting]]
[[Image:Murray2.jpg|thumb|It was fun while it lasted]]
[[Image:Matthew_Murray%27s_Pals.png|thumb|180px|[[asking for it|The victims. Who's smiling naow?]] :( :( :( :(]]

{{quote|What have I done so wrong? What is wrong with me anyways? Am I really such a bad person? Why didn't you ever answer my cries?|Matt Murray}}

On '''December 9th, 2007''', Matthew Murray{{Columbiner}} (aka '''nghtmrchld26 -htr f vwls''') -a 24-year-old wannabe [[list of sex moves|missionary]] from [[Colorado]]- said: "[[brb, church]]" and set out on a [[ruin|holy mission of ruin]] and to out-fail the [[Epic Fail Guy]] with two rifles, three handguns and a shit tonne of ammunition inside his backpack described as "[[Over_9000|more than 1,000 rounds]]" of ammunition.

All this after telling the world of his intent in a [[Columbine]] influenced "[[ITT|mission statement]]", done in the obligatory fashion; by posting on [[B|/b/]]. However, Murray had been sending [[hate mail]] to the Youth With a Mission school for a while after they'd kicked him out a few years back.

When the smoke cleared Murray had [[pwnt|bagged]] [[FAIL|four people]] (five including himself) and wounded [[shit nobody cares about|five others]] between the two crime scenes. [[B|/b/]] is currently disgusted with his [[e-penis]] [[kill ratio]]. [[EPIC FAIL]] achieved Matty.

Initial [[old media|reports]] tried to deny Murray of his [[an hero]]ics that would have left him with only four [[pwnt|confirmed kills]]. Reports claimed he had been [[pwnt|smote]] by the hand of [[Durova|Joan of Arc]] on behalf of [[dog|God]] before he could do any more damage. She has [[HAHAHA|since denied this]] and an autopsy confirmed that she also [[fail|fails it]].

Before [[Durova|Joan of Arc]] [[blowjob|"took him down"]], Murray killed sisters Stephanie and Rachael Works, aged 18 and 16 -- both members of the [[true believers|10,000 member]] Youth With a Mission -- in [[Ted Haggard]]'s '''New Life Christian Church''' which was packed with as many as [[sheeple|7,000 people]]. 12 hours earlier and 10 miles away, the 24-year-old had killed Tiffany Johnson, 26, and Philip Crouse, 24 -- two staff members of a Youth With a Mission center in the Denver suburb of Arvada.

Like Jesus, he was a kind man with a msg for us all. Crazy is "just a word, it has no meaning". Before the smoke cleared from his peace gun he uttered out his last words, a call for tolerance "everyone is different".

[[File:Matthew Murray crime scene.jpg|thumb|Youth With a Mission Center]]

== [[Irony]] ==

[[Image:Nghtmrchld26-post total.png|thumb|nghtmrchld26 posts on the day of the shootings.]]
[[Image:Murray-writings.jpg|thumb|Now [[baleeted]] posts on Ex-Pentecostal-Forums.]]

{{quote|"God was with me. I didn't think for a minute to run away. God guided me and protected me. It seemed like it was me, the gunman, and God.|Jeanne Assam}}

Ironically, the security guard who attempted to [[pwn]] him -Jeanne Assam (awe-som)- is being hailed for saving countless lives in shooting Murray outside her church, but she says [[magic|her steady hand was a matter of divine guidance]].

[[MILF|42-year-old]] Assam was a police officer in downtown [[Minneapolis]] in the 1990s, and is licensed to carry a weapon. She was part of a small team of [[brb, church|church]] members on guard duty yesterday at '''New Life Christian Church''' in Colorado Springs when Murray opened fire outside the building. This is the [[scam|mega-church]] founded by [[Ex-Gay|ex-gay]] Reverend [[Ted Haggard]].

She says she was weak from a [[pro-ana|3-day religious fast]], but when Murray came in with an assault rifle, [[lesbian|she shot him with her gun]]. She also [[fail|missed]], proving that God can't aim for shit..

== [[Conspiracy|Tinfoil Hat]] ==

The [[Old_media|AP]] press release for this story was out in the Sunday newspapers but [[RONG|didn't really hit the Internets bigtime until the following day]]. [[Some_argue|Some believe]] that this may indicate the [[Christians]] set this up to feed the mass [[Victim_complex|victim complex]] that [[Americunt]] [[Christfags]] need to [[Waco|TAKE OVER TEH GOVERNMENT]].

Meanwhile [[pundit]]s and [[Christfags]] of all stripes are freaking out all over [[Fox News|the TV]] and in [[blogs]] that '''"OMFG...THERE'S A WAR ON CHRISTIANITY!"'''

== History ==

[[Image:Azusa st survivors.jpg|thumb|He didn't survive.]]
[[Image:Witnessestoldpolice.jpg|thumb|"Witnesses told police that the gunman was a 20-year-old white male, wearing a dark jacket and skull cap, who left on foot. He may have glasses or a beard."]]

Matthew Murray tried to join the [[Xtian]] outreach group [[faggotry|Youth With a Mission]] several years ago to train in the mission's courses for globe-trotting [[bible thumper]]s who proselytize the [[bullshit|good word]] to [[atheist|heathen]] [[niggers|natives]]. Unfortunately, [[batshit insane|health issues]] prevented him from [[Heaven's Gate|reaching for the stars]].

However whilst at the mission Murray revealed a [[Star Wars|dark side]]; that of a [[slayer|violence-espousing rock music]] [[fanboi]]. He was a total freak that imagined he was the [[Feltcho|Gollum]] from [[Lord of the Rings]] and scared the shit out of everyone. He eventually earned himself a [[banhammer]] for performing graphic Marilyn Manson and [[Linkin Park]] songs at the mission's otherwise [[boring|religious]] Christmas [[faggotry|program]]. He subsequently [[butthurt|spammed them]] with [[hate mail]] for five years.

'''[http://www.nationalterroralert.com/updates/2007/12/11/internet-forum-postings-may-be-those-of-colorado-church-shooter-matt-murray/ National Terror Alert]''' reported a series of posts believed to have been submitted by Matthew Murray, reportedly known online as '''"nghtmrchld26".'''"

The postings on an online [[forum]] for former [[fundies|Pentecostal]] [[fail]]fags have been [[baleeted]] but other users said the writer had described himself as a former member of YWaM who had been asked not to join a mission trip to [[Europe|Bosnia]] and now wanted to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|"blow up and shoot everything I can,"]] the website said.

== Internet Killer ==

[[Image:Nghtmrchld26-profile-top.png|thumb|300px|Profile.]]

Before and between the two attacks, Murray [[post]]ed an anti-Christian diatribe [[OTI]] on a Web [[forum]] called [http://p223.ezboard.com/nghtmrchld26s-posts-on-12907/fexpentecostalforumsfrm60 Ex-Pentecostal-Forums] for people who have left [[fundie|evangelical religious groups]]. Most of his posts were on a [[board]] called '''Azusa Street Survivors'''.

In his final post, time stamped at '''11:03 a.m.''' Sunday morning, -in the hours between his attacks in Arvada and Colorado Springs- he railed on Christianity posting under the [[screen name]] of '''nghtmrchld26'''.

[[asking for it|"You Christians brought this on yourselves]]!" Murray wrote, according to a news report which did not identify the site. "All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you ... as I can, especially [[Mel Gibson|Christians who are to blame for most of the problems in the world]]."

Earlier posts time stamped '''10:50 a.m.''' began with a [[kthxbye|goodbye]] to those he had [[cyber]]ed with for the past few months.

{{tinyquote|You guys were awesome. It's time for me to head out and teach these ([[FUCKING SANDWICH|expletive]]) a lesson}}

{{tinyquote|Thanks for listening and all ... even though even many of you ex-Pentecostals don't understand ...... See you all on the other side, we're leaving this nightmare behind to a [[Promised Land|better place]].}}

{{tinyquote|I'm coming for '''EVERYONE''' soon and I '''WILL''' be armed to the @#%$ teeth and I '''WILL''' shoot to kill!|Murray}}

After that final post, one of the other forum users realizes what's happened and wrote, "Oh noes. I just saw this on the news."

Another wrote, "Yes, please don't do it. You'd only make them into martyrs and yourself into a fanatical, hateful zealot, in the public opinion."

The only other post that referred to Murray was a user asking everyone to leave the site to chat about Murray elsewhere to avoid the media finding out.

== Teh Posts ==

In one post the signature reads:

'''“This is the year where hope fails you……..we who have been the test subjects for their game called Christianity will run the experiments the church “expletive” you know are the heroes you hate but victory is possible if we strive there’s no reason, there’s no lesson no time like the present…. I’m telling you all right now what have we got left to lose? what have you got left to lose except your soul…who’s with us!…….”'''

In another,

'''“You Christians brought this on yourselves,” the poster wrote. “All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you … as I can especially Christians who are to blame for most of the problems in the world.”'''

In yet another entitled, [[jenkem|“secret addiction”]] he writes,

'''“I have found myself in deep trances and other worlds through the usage of this drug and have found my life radically altered and changed and by it. I found this drug to be a powerful driving force and easy gateway into a world of [[sex]], other [[drugs]], [[rebel]]lion, [[homosexual]]ity, [[alcohol]]ism and many other [[niggers|dark things]]. I have found such an [[Power Wrist|incredible power]] in this drug that will completely carry one’s mind away into a very real spiritual realm. My mind is completely controlled by this drug and there is no way at all for me to break free"'''.

'''"What is this mind altering life changing drug that has such an incredible power? Well, one of the main persons who has helped make this [[crap|drug]] a powerful force in my life has been Marilyn Manson……."'''

'''"The drug that I use and am addicted to is commonly known in our culture as… [[Metal|Rock Music]]."'''

He rambles on...

'''"This whole sex thing really discourages me. I didn't learn what sex really was until age 19....[[spellcheck|unfortanately]] not by hands on experience. I see all my friends and other people having sex, getting married and all while I can't hardly even get a date even though I'm in excellent shape and "groomed." I try to be nice and considerate and all yet I can never get a (female) date. I am at least able to get [[buttsecks|some male action]] but I wish I could just once be with a girl. It kind of sucks to be a young adult like this and to have never been with a girl.'''

'''Yeah, [[emo|I know I suck and a lot of people hate me]]...but there is hope for getting laid by the end of this year.'''

'''I'm working with Marilyn Manson, Decide, Cradle of Filth, Slayer, and Slipknot on this one......and meditating on Liber OZ to come up with some solution, some way of getting laid with a female by years end."'''

More rambling...

'''"Really, there's nothing wrong with [[cutting]], nor with [[suicide]], we're already going to hell for some stupid sin and/or not following the "true version of christianity." If you follow [[Brian Peppers|Bill Gothard]] but don't speak in tongues and/or listen to that rock and roll devil music you are probably already worshiping Satan and allowing demons to possess/opress you and into your home. Seriously, I doubt cutting or suicide is going to "cause you to go to hell more."'''

<big>'''"I sold my soul to rock and roll mind control……"'''</big>

[[File:Matthew Murray neckbeard nest.jpg|thumb|BEHOLD... THE NEST OF Nghtmrchld26. Are you really surprised?]]

== What People Are Saying About Matthew Murray ==

{{quote|[[spider expert|Now you'll see your star...]]|Murray's last words plagiarised from Manson lyrics.}}

{{quote|He also would talk to himself in the halting, high-pitched speech of "Smeagol" from [[LOTR]]|Richard Werner -former roomie}}

{{quote|Dude, I'm just talking to my voices (@Seaking: [[FUCK YEAH SEAKING]]!)|Murray}}

{{quote|[[batshit crazy|Richard ... you don't have to worry. You're a nice guy. The voices like you.]].|Werner}}

=== Murray Remembered ===

When Richard Werner saw TV reports about a gunman's [[pwnage|deadly rampage]] at the Arvada [[gay bar|missionary school]] he attended in 2002, he remembered the strange, teenage bunkmate who would '''growl and talk to himself in strange voices''' in the middle of the night.

At the time, Murray struck Werner as a [[socially awkward|painfully shy 19-year-old]] who, after being sheltered by a lifetime of home schooling, had trouble [[so ronery|socially adapting to other young people]] at the Y-WAM center. "In the beginning he was just a [[13-year-old|nice quiet normal kid]]" Werner said.

Then Murray began to display extreme [[emo|"mood swings"]] — from [[ED|biting sarcasm]] to angering other guys in the 18-man dorm by spreading rumors of [[buttsecks|homosexual behavior]] in the shower and violating rules against smoking or [[list of sex moves|romantic relationships]] during the program.

Murray would [[fap|toss and turn]] in his bunk at night, growling and making slow [[swallowing]] sounds, Murray said. He also would '''talk to himself in the halting, high-pitched speech of "Smeagol,"''' the [[Hobbit]]-like character in the [[Lord of the Rings]] movie trilogy popular at the time.

=== The Batshit Crazies ===

One night Werner was awakened by Murray's talking in tongues and complained: [[lolcow|"Hey, Matt can you just stop that. What are you doing?"]]

"He just turned and said, '[[batshit crazy|Dude, I'm just talking to my voices]],'" Werner recalled.

"Richard ... you don't have to worry," Murray reassured him. "You're a nice guy. The voices like you. Please don't shoot me."

Unaccustomed to ritual [[trolling]] by other [[teens]] in the program, Murray would say: [[911|"I don't like the way Christians treat me."]] [[Mel Gibson|"Don't you think that Christianity is the reason for a lot of the problems in the world? Like war?"]]

=== The Banhammer Falls ===

The final straw was a Christmas celebration in 2002 where Murray frightened classmates by performing dark rock songs by [[Linkin Park]] and Marilyn Manson. The Linkin Park song '''"One Step Closer,"''', an emo anthem includes the lyrics "Cuz I'm one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break!" The song is bound by law to only be used in instances of [[Serious Business]]. If only the Christians knew of the stakes at hand when "One Step Closer" is played.

While the gathering was [[boring|light-hearted]] — with others engaged in [[unfunny|comedy skits]] and mock [[Heavy Metal]] song covers — Werner said something about the performance by the normally [[shy]] teen freaked-the-fuck out of classmates.

{{quote|[[OMFG|This is kind of scary!]]|fellow students}}

Five days later, a YWaM principle called a meeting with Murray and his [[parents]] and lowered the [[banhammer]] on his final two-month missionary outreach training in war-torn [[Serbia|Bosnia & Herzegovina]].

=== [[Butthurt]] ===

As Murray walked out of the program five years ago, he approached a classmate with a strange farewell to the group.

{{quote|I have a message for everybody. Just tell them that now you will see your star|[[LOTR|Smeagol]]}}

The other students interpreted this [[Guess The Meme|riddle-like]] to mean: "I'm going to be a star some day," whilst [[some argue]] that he meant "[[internet tough guy|you will be seeing stars when I get done with you]]."

== His Message ==

{{quote|I'm not crazy. Crazy is just a word|}}

''You christians brought this on yourselves.I’m coming for EVERYONE soon and I WILL be armed to the @#%$ teeth and I WILL shoot to kill. ….God, I can’t wait till I can kill you people. Feel no remorse, no sense of shame, I don’t care if I live or die in the shoot-out. All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you … as I can especially Christians who are to blame for most of the problems in the world. Well all you people out there can just kiss my (expletive removed) and die. From now on I don’t give a @#%$ about what all you (expletive removed) have to say, unless I respect you which is highly unlikely, but for those of you who do happen to know me and know that I respect you, may peace be with you and don’t be in my line of fire, for the rest of you, you all better @#%$ hide in your houses because I’m coming for EVERYONE soon, and I WILL be armed to the @#%$ teeth, and I WILL shoot to kill and I WILL @#%$ KILL EVERYTHING! No I am not crazy, crazy is just a word, to me it has no meaning, everyone is different, but most of you @#%$ heads out there in society, going to your everyday @#%$ jobs and doing your everyday routine (expletive removed) things, I say @#%$ you and die, if you got a problem with my thoughts, come to me and I’ll kill you, because……..God (expletive removed), DEAD PEOPLE DON’T ARGUE! My belief is that if I say something, it goes. I am the law. If you don’t like it, you die. If I don’t like you or I don’t like what you want me to do, then you die. If I do something incorrect, oh @#%$ well, you die. Dead people can’t do many things, like argue, whine, @#%$, complain, name, rat out, criticize, or even @#%$ talk. So that’s the only way to solve arguments with all you (expletive removed) out there, I just kill. God I can’t wait till I can kill you people, I’ll just go to some downtown area in some big city and blow up and shoot everything I can. You break my back but you won’t break me…..all is black but I still see…shut me down, knock me to the floor…..shoot me up, @#%$ me like a whore….trapped under ice, comfortably cold, I’ve gone as low as you can go….. feel no remorse, no sorrow or shame……time’s gonna wash away all pain I made a God out of blood not superiority I killed the king of deceit and now I sleep in anarchy.''

-'''Matt Murray on life 2007''' (and abusing KMFDM lyrics at the same time)

As a pious man he was kind enough to self edit out his swear words so as not to offend the people he was about to kill. Unless of course this was edited out by a 3rd party. If so, thank you for removing such [[offended|offensive]] language, I would hate to be upset by a story like this.

It's important to point out that this deranged little twat plagarized the manifesto of another deranged mass shooter, [[Eric Harris]], showing that not only is Matt a little bitch, but an unoriginal one at that.

== [http://p223.ezboard.com/fexpentecostalforumsfrm7.showMessage?topicID=1780.topic On Cabbage Patch Kids] ==

[[Image:Nghtmrchld26-cabbage path post.png|center]]

== The Blame Game ==

[[Image:Lulz anhero.jpg|thumb|right|wasn't me; Nghtmrchld26]]

The below constitute all that is [[Lulz|evil]] in the [[Xtian]] world and the reason [[nghtmrchld26]] did 12/10 after [[Ted Haggard]] put his '''[[Penis|Jesus staff]]''' into his [[Bunghole|burning bush]].

* [[Harry Potter]]
* [[Broccoli dog|Cabbage Patch Kids]]
* [[Dial Soap]]
* [[The Lion King]]
* [[When I Was]]
* [[Smurf]]s
* [[Power Rangers]]
* [[Internet tough guy|He-Man]]
* [[Gary Oak]]
* [[Pedobear|Care-bears]]
* Arab
* [[Pikachu|Pocahontas]]
* [[Wicca]]
* [[Super Mario]]
* [[Touchdown Thurman Thomas]]

 

== Gallery ==
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File:Arvada.jpg|"After" shot
File:Jesus_Gun.jpg|A picture from the crime scene.
File:Assam.png|Jeanne Assam. Jesus Christ, it's a [[trap]], get in the car!
File:Nghtmrchld26-posts.png|posting in an epic thread!
File:Dibujo.JPG|Lol this is obligatory!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">

</gallery>
|}}

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|[[Columbine|4]]|Five injured|11| |13|Exclusively targeted Christfags.|1|Columbine was still in much of Coloradan's memories|5|Researched Columbine and other mass shootings, had a epic arsenal consisting of an AR-15 and handguns yet still did shit.|39|F-|Even Satan himself is ashamed.}}

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== Related Articles ==

* [[Cho Seung-Hui]]
* [[Columbine]]
* [[Linkin Park]]
* [[Jarrad Willis]]
* KMFDM
* Marilyn Manson
* [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
* [[Robert Hawkins]]
* [[Ted Haggard]]

== External Links ==

* [http://p223.ezboard.com/Azusa-Street-Survivors/fexpentecostalforumsfrm7 Azusa Street Survivors] the board he posted his threats on, is part of the '''Ex Pentecostal Forums'''.
* [https://murderpedia.org/male.M/images/murray_matthew/20080327_024606_ArvadaSummary.pdf Arvada Police Department's report]
* [http://www.newlifechurch.org/ The New Life Church website]. '''WARNING:[[BAWWWWW]] AHEAD!
* [http://ywam.org/articles/article.asp?AID=493&bhcp=1 Youth With A Mission's Press Release.] '''[[MOAR]] [[BAWWWWW]]'''
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5qfK3qK82Q One of many YouTube rips from television coverage.] '''WARNING: Lulzy [[butthurt]] [[flame war]] in the comments ahead.
* [http://radiantgod.blogspot.com/2007/12/matthew-murray-gunman-revealed.html Let the blogging begin.]
* [http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/13883.html Xtians quick to blame 'secular media' for tragedy.]

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{{Timeline|Featured article December 24, [[2007]]|[[August Yifu]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[419 Nigerian Email Scams]]}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
[[Category:2007]]

Asa Coon

2025-03-13T01:34:54Z

Immavampire:

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Asa Hailey Coon'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 22, 1993}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 10, 2007 (aged 14)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 4}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

[[Image:Crimescene.png|thumb|right|350px|KILLZONE: KLEVELAND]]

'''Asa H. Coon'''{{Columbiner}} was a 14-year-old [[goth]] and [[high school|hi-skool]] loser from [[Cleveland]], [[Ohio]]. A student at the ironically-named '''SuccessTech Academy''', the ironically-named Coon became [[an hero]] for the ages on October 10, 2007 by going on one of the most [[Londonistan|miserably]] [[epic]] [[fail]] [[school shooting]]s in academic history.

== "How i do shot scoolz?" ==
[[Image:The Sandwich Chef asa.jpg|right|thumb|It is.]]
[[Image:Asa-coon-trophy.jpg|right|thumb|I have known winrars and you, sir, are no winrar.]]
[[Image:asa coon1.jpg|right|thumb| Only good coon is a dead coon.]]
Using his all-black [[wigger|ninja]] wardrobe and [[Nintendo]]-honed [[1337|splinter cell skillz]], Coon successfully evaded the metal detectors and school security guards and infiltrated the campus while armed with a pair of straps. The Marilyn Manson-worshiping teen avenger then walked up to the classroom floor, charged his [[Lazer|mighty layzars of pure hate]], and began his final one-Coon crusade against the bullies, jocks, affiliates, teachers, furries, niggers, spics, kikes and other idiots that you would expect to find at a high school named SuccessTech Academy.

His first target of opportunity came up quickly. On his way to the grave, Coon happened to bump into fellow student and American Bully Association member Michael Peek, who proceeded to punch him right in his fat faggot face. Not hard enough, alas; after shedding a few manly tears, Coon drew on his tormentor and [[Fail|shot Peek in the side]]. "What kind of dweeb shoots someone in the ''side''?" gasped an annoyed Peek, as Coon proceeded to the next level.

Screams of terror greeted the goffik gunman as he appeared amid the students and teachers. With guns blazing, Coon then attempted to settle the tab with [[gay|every em-effer in the school who had ever laughed at his eyeliner, scoffed at his trenchcoat, or disparaged his state of self-imposed loserdom]]. Fortunately for his fellow students, the hapless shock-rock fan was every bit as much of a failure at shooting people as he was at everything else in his mistake of a life — ''[[fail|he didn't manage to kill a single person'']].

After [[retard|hitting, but not killing four people]] with his badly-aimed gunfire, the batshit-crazy gothfag finally decided to [[An Hero|end it]], but he ran out of ammunition and got punched in the face by a [[nigger]] angered by Coon's complete failure, thereby saving the [[Cleveland]] school district the cost of three years of free welfare lunch and proving that niggers are better at killing than emos. "[[Sparta|''Thpartaaaa'']]!" he whispered, as the fatal blow hit home.

And so ends the legend of Asa Coon — teen, goth, and would-be mass murderer. We all wish him well in the afterlife — but let's face it, he'll probably fuck that up too.

[[Truth|What a fucking waste of human life]].

== Victims ==
There were four shooting victims who were barely even injured:

*'''Michael Peek''', 15, shot in the left side. ''"Ow!"''
*'''Darnell Rodgers''', 17, wounded in the elbow. ''"Cut it '''out''', Asa!"''
*'''Michael Grassie''', 42, shot in the chest. ''"That's going on your permanent record, Mr. Coon!"''
*'''David Kachadourian''', 57, shot in the back. ''[[Law 4 Kids|"You are both suspended!"]]''

Teachers Kachadourian and Grassie, as well as 15-year-old Peek, remained hospitalized in stable condition as of Thursday morning. Additionally, a [[16 year old girl|15-year-old girl]] sustained a knee injury while fleeing (LOL).

'''''[[PROTIP]]:''''' Respawning with something other than dual .22 [[revolver]]s will likely lead to more kills in the next round.

== Root Causes ==
[[Image:Coon.jpg|thumb|Asa Coon, in happier times]][[Image:CoonFuck.jpg|thumb|right|A dedicated animal lover]]
Most school psychologists agree on the root causes of this young man's recent bad choices:
# He was a [[white]] kid in a nearly all-nigger school.
# He was a [[fag|Goth and a Furry]] in a [[school]] where those choices, like everywhere else, are severely frowned upon.
# His last name was Coon. (Really!)
# His mother's last name is Loony. (Really!)
# His school has the most fucked up name of any school in the civilized world. (Thank you, [[Microsoft|Bill and Melinda Gates]]!)
# He liked to [[bestiality|fuck other people's pets]].

You have to wonder if, occasionally, some of the other students gave him a tough time about his name and all that other shit. (Just think if he ever used his mother's name in the currently fashionable <s>Jar Jar Binks</s> hyphenated style: Asa Looney-Coon.) Given the totality of all those fucked up names, you have to wonder if this whole thing isn't some cleverly promoted urban legend.

Actually, [[Scientologists]] agree that Mr. Coon was to some extent "bullied" by his [[Nigra|non-Caucasian]] classmates. What they call "bullying" is called by the children "Daily kickin' the shit outta that little chubby-assed suburban white faggot who tried to stick his dick in Rodrigo's pit bull."

{{quote|He was chubby and short, and he was the only kid in school who dressed like a Goth. When he’d get teased, he’d say, ‘I’m gonna come get you.’ We thought he was playing.|LaToya Sparks, 15, Nigger, Sophomore, SuccessTech Academy}}

[http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/10/cleveland.shooting/index.html#cnnSTCVideo CNN has video] of a few niggers getting interviewed. They also claim to have video of Asa trying to mate with Anderson Cooper's dog Molly, but everybody over there denies it. Also denied are rumors that Molly's newborn puppies have masked faces and striped tails.

[[Image:rare asa coon photo.png|thumb|right|The fat retard and his completely normal twin sister]]
[[Image:Third leg.jpg|thumb|right|The Coon family]]

== Reaction ==
[[Bill Gates]], founder of FailTech, was too busy shooting heroin in his dick and banging [[loli|underage]] Malaysian hookers to comment publicly, but did issue this statement:

{{quote|[[Lies|We are all very saddened]] to hear the news today of the shooting at [[LOL WUT|SuccessTech Academy]]. This is a tragedy that underscores for all of us how precious each young person's life is. We have reached out to education leaders in Cleveland to express our condolences and support during this difficult time. This tragedy causes us to look inward which reminds us all of the complexity of our work and only deepens our commitment to the goals we set out for [[Microsoft|Windows Vista]].|Judas W. Antichrist, spokesman for the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation}}

Gates promised to sponsor inner city education programs to improve marksmanship awareness when he returns from his charity tour of Asia.

== How Asa Failed ==
[[Image:Coon and Manson BFF.png|thumb|240px|right|Proclaiming that he worshiped Marilyn Manson, he asked his classmates [[God|"Where is your god now?"]]]]
[[Image:ASACoon.jpg|thumb|[http://members.aol.com/picknell/coonpix.html DIED ALONE]]]
* [[Epic Fail|He didn't kill a single person!]]
* Didn't aim for the [[Headshot|head]]
* Only shot victims once
* [[Dynamic Entry|Set off the alarms]]
* Listened to [[Marilyn Manson]]
* [[Fag|Painted his nails black]]
* Didn't send video to [[Faux News]]
* Failed to bring honor back to disturbed white boys who shoot up schools; as of this moment, an [[Cho|AZN]] is still the number one school shooter
* [[you|Died a virgin]]
* Was a [[Goth]]
* Didn't [[do it for the lulz]]
* Didn't have a MySpace page; what self-respecting goth doesn't have a MySpace page?
* Didn't [[Mitch Henderson|lose his iPod]]
* Didn't [[Budd Dwyer|arrange a press conference]]
* Didn't [[rape]] corpses
* Didn't single out black people or other minorities as targets
* Wore a pistol belt
* Used .22 pistols (what, no dualies available?), everything not starting with a [[.45]] is fail, amirite?
* Did not have ops on [[#ed]] IRC
* Wore a [[The Matrix|trenchcoat]]
* Will never see [[Shit|that upcoming sitcom based on Geico's lovable "caveman" characters]]
* Didn't do shootings on [[An hero day|4/20]]
* SuccessTech is ''across the street'' from the Cleveland [[FBI]] office as well as Channel 3 News, [[Wrong Location Nigger|yet he did his shooting in the school]].
* He got '''''[[Epic Fail|punched in the face by an angry nigger]].'''''

== BLAMBLAM AND I'M LIKE OHSNAP! ==
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== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|[[Faggot|0]]| |4| |8|Faggot copycat with a [[Marilyn Manson]] shirt|6| |0|None. You get nothing, faggot.|18|'''F--'''|The world's a better place without you.}}

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== Fake MySpace ==
Some [[virgin]] decided to make a <s>[http://www.myspace.com/asacoon1 fake MySpace]</s> (BALEETED) and message everyone from his school, including his sister, with hateful messages. [[butthurt|What a jerk!]]

== Life Lessons ==
* Nigras are bullet resistant.
* Furries can't aim.
* 1 [[Cho Seung-Hui|AZN]] > 3 Manson fans' murder/lulz potential.
* I guess he showed us. [[Truth|He really showed us all.]]
* Women need to swallow.

== Gallery of Fail ==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Asa-coon-trophy2.jpg|Asa Coon, [[You Win the Prize|winning a prize]]
Image:Asa coon lol.jpg|From the original fake MySpace
Image:Coon.JPG|Dude hes liek totally the Matrix
Image:CoonHide.jpg|Asa Coon at the little-used Cleveland White People's Funeral Home, October 2007
Image:Howdoishotpplasacoon.jpg|Little late to ask
Image:Asa-Coon-School-Shootings-F.jpg|[[Disorder|Fat kid complex]]
Image:deadcoonwalking.png|Dead Coon Walking
</gallery>
</center>
== See Also ==
* [[School Shooting]]
* [[Failure]]
* [[Gothic]]
* [[Bill Gates]]
* [[Fucktard]]

== External Links==

* [http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/10/cleveland.shooting/index.html#cnnSTCVideo| Nigger explains how shit went down]

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[[Category:People|Coon, Asa]]
[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
[[Category:2007]]

Kimveer Gill

2025-03-13T01:32:55Z

Immavampire:

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kimveer Singh Gill '''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 9, 1981}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 13, 2006 (aged 25)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canadian]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 19}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Kimveer Singh Gill'''{{Columbiner}} (alias: '''Fatality666''') was a 25 year old [[goth]] [[basement dweller]] from [[Canada]], who attempted to reenact [[Columbine]] [[IRL]] on September 13th, [[2006]]. After amassing a shitty [[gun|arsenal]] consisting of a Glock, Beretta Carbine, and [[Chinese]] shotgun, he embarked on a journey with one goal in mind - get the [[high score]]. The locus in quo: '''Dawson College'''. After injuring 19 people, he managed to frag only one person before getting swarmed by the [[cop|pigs in suits]] and forcibly becoming [[an hero]]. Despite being obsessed with [[9/11]] and [[Columbine]], nobody was wise enough to snitch him out and take his guns away; not that it mattered, as Kim only pwn'd one noob.

== Background ==
[[File:Kimveer 4ch.png|thumb|right]]
Kim was shit into this world in 1981, to two diaper head [[Indian]] immigrants leaching off the white people's success in [[suburbs|suburban]] [[Canada]]. Like almost every other ''School Shooter'', he was a quiet, angsty, creepy outcast with few friends who spent too much time on the internet, who's mental illness went unchecked for far too long. He was also a virgin well into his 20s, as many [[Millennials|millennial]] males are. (No woman wants to sleep with a smelly Paki.)

Kim tried to join the [[military]], but didn't last long before getting [[GTFO|discharged]], probably for being an autistic, sadistic fucktard. Despite being a living ''warning sign'', he was still able to get into a gun club, where he spent much of his time refining his skill. Obviously, this was a wasted effort as he only managed to kill one person out of 20 he shot. Eventually, he went quiet. For the last few months of his life, Kim cut off contact with all his friends. Nobody thought to reach out to him, probably because he was a [[Adam Lanza|creepy fucker with a dumb haircut.]]

== Kim on the Net ==
[[Image:Vfheadlinnews2.jpg|thumb|The media's reaction to the shooting]]

Kimveer Gill was very active on the internet, mostly frequenting sites like [[Vampirefreaks]] as '''Fatality666'''. He posted a shitload of generic goth bullshit, posting a few dozen pics of him posing with his gun, made references to Columbine and 9/11, and yet somehow no one ever thought anything wrong about it. He also posted a tl;dr of his favorite media (movies, music, vidya gaem, etc) that few are patient to read. Since he was a spoiled, privileged retarded fag, he naturally fit in very well.

Kim also played [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]], and after it was discovered, it brought a moderate shitstorm of media drama and lulz which only served to give the shitty game ''even more'' attention. Victims of Kim's autistic chimpout even wrote a letter to the fag who made SCMRPG, but we all know that letters, protests and petitions never get any shit done. As to this day, over a decade later, the SCMRPG site is still up and running and getting a few more hits each day.

== Quotes from Kim ==

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|His name is Kimveer. You will come to know him as Trench. He is male. He is 25 years of age. He lives in Quebec. He finds that it is an O.K place to live. He is not a people person. He has met a handfull of people in his life who are decent. But he finds the vast majority to be worthless, no good, kniving, betraying, lieing, deceptive, motherfuckers.

Work sucks..........School sucks..........Life sucks..........What else can I say

Metal and Goth kick ass

Life is like a video game, you gotta die sometime.

|Bio from Kim's blog.

|I’m so sick of hearing about jocks and preps making life hard for the goths and others who look different, or are different.

The other day on T.V. they were talking about this 15-year-old kid that was killed by the cops, cuz’ he took a fake gun to school. Then they said he was emotionally disturbed and suicidal. Aaaaa, Duh!! If people were making your life a living hell wouldn’t you be hurt emotionally.
How come no one ever talkes about those MOTHER FUCKING JOCKS AND PREPS who’s fault it is. Oh no. Heaven forbid. We couldn’t possibly say that. Why does society applaude jocks? I don’t understand.
|Kim's rant on bullies

|They are the worse kind of people on earth. And the preps are no better, they think they’re better than others… but they’re not.
And all of society applaudes the jocks and preps. As if we are all supposed to be like them. Newsflash motherfuckers:
We will never be like them. NEVER.

|part 2

|Stop Bullying

It’s not only the bully’s fault you know!!
It’s the teachers and principals fault for turning a blind eye, just cuz it’s not their job. You fuckers are pathetic.
It’s the police’s fault for not doing anything when people complain (oops, my mistake, the cops are corrupt sons of whores, so it’s not like they can do anything about it.)

|Part 3

|FUCK THE POLICE
It’s society’s fault for acting like it’s normal for people to be assholes to each other. Society disgusts me.
It’s everyone’s fault for being so apathetic towards fucking everything that doesn’t affect them personally. FUCK YOU SOCIETY.

|Part 4.
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</center>

== The Attack ==
[[Image:kimgillgun.jpg|thumb|right|Kim's primary weapon]]

After Kim stopped being a pussy and grew a pair, he decided to finally go postal after 25 years of "suffering" a privileged suburban life. Unfortunately, he decided to attempt the [[High Score]] with a gay ass 9mm rifle. He did have a Glock and Shotgun, but he never used them because he's useless cunt. After contemplating a list of potential targets, he settled on Dawson College, where he would unleash a quarter-century of suppressed [[emo|Gothic]] rage.

He drove up to the college, pulled out his carbine, and started aiming and shooting at some noobs. He took some fag hostage, forcing him to bring Kim's bag filled with his other guns and his ammo, but the fag GTFO and threw away Kim's backup guns. Kim fell to plan 'B' (which he should've done in the first fucking place) and stormed the school itself. He arrived at the cafeteria, hid in the corner, loaded up his pistols and like a retard, shot randomly at the floor. Two morons in front of him were shot point blank. Why these idiots didn't run and hide is up to speculation, but many scientists believe it is due to the fact that [[Canadians]], being the [[liberal|liberals]] they are, take pride in being brainless victims.

Kim forced all the other students there to get on the floor (instead of just shooting them) and started shooting randomly until 2 cops showed up. Dozens more piggies showed up and surrounded the school. Kim took some kids hostage, but didn't align himself properly and thus got shot in the arm. Like other [[Jeff Weise|pussies]], he immediately committed suicide, thus becoming [[an hero]] to goth twats worldwide. The cops, being Canadian, immediately apologized and tried to heal Kim, but to no avail.

Kim only managed to kill one person besides himself, out of 20 shot. He even shot some fag twice in the head but couldn't finish the job. At least [[Alex Hribal]] attempted the high score on a "Knives only" match.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|[[epic fail|1]]| |7| |10|[[columbine]] copycat|8|Only 1 victim, but she was white|17|Having the guts to troll IRL|43|F|Be more original next time, buddy.}}

{{Wanted|2}}

==Videos==

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #4D0909;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>69YtGUUntrM</youtube> <center>'''Kim Documentary'''</center>
|<youtube>Y2oNRhKY8v0</youtube> <center>'''A shitty video project'''</center>
|<youtube>BfYrGbVht94</youtube> <center>'''Old video made by fan.''' </center>
|<youtube>qq3mca0oegk</youtube> <center>'''Another one.'''</center>
|<youtube>POEEpNvqnDU</youtube> <center>'''more shit'''</center>
|<youtube>4KE9xcD5oNs</youtube> <center>'''Murderer's mom speaks out'''</center>
|<youtube>oHtZ1n3Qs9w</youtube> <center>'''Kim in the News'''</center>
|<youtube>2GH2QBCIJZI</youtube> <center>'''Kim caught on tape!'''</center>
|<youtube>lPEPevUhSGY</youtube> <center>'''More news footage'''</center>
}}|border=#FF4000|background=#FF4000}}
|}

==Gallery of Gayness==
{{cg|'''Selfies'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:kimgill01.jpg|Trenchcoat Mafia 2.0
File:kimgill02.jpg|
File:kimgillshit.jpg|Presenting his Piece
File:kimgill04.jpg|Edgy as fuck
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
File:kimgill06.jpg|Autistic Kim
File:kimgill07.jpg|
File:kimgill05.jpg|
File:kimgill08.jpg|Kim is Disappoint.
File:kimgill09.jpg|Kim'll Kill ya
File:kimgill10.jpg|
File:kimgill11.jpg|Meth-Kim
File:kimgill12.jpg|[[Crystal ball|Sanpaku Eyes]]
File:kimgill13.jpg|Attempt at Poetry
File:kimgill14.jpg|
File:kimgill15.jpg|
File:kimgill16.jpg|Aiming at ya.
File:kimgill17.jpg|More aimin'
File:kimgill18.jpg|Satanic Emblem
File:kimgill19.jpg|
File:kimgill20.jpg|heil satan!
File:kimgill21.jpg|
File:Kimgillreturns.jpg|Kimveer's Doppleganger caught!
File:kimgill22.jpg|Ugly haircut
File:kimgill23.jpg|shitty mask
File:kimgill24.jpg|[[Neo]] Kim
File:kimgill25.jpg|Kim's ride
File:kimgill26.jpg|Sad Kim :(
File:Kimveer Rare Pic.jpg|Rare pic of him with his friends
</gallery>|}}

=== THE CARNAGE ===
<center>
<gallery perrow="4">
File:KimveerCCTV.jpg|[[I'm in your base, killing your d00ds]]
File:DawsonOutside1.jpg
File:DawsonOutside2.jpg
File:DawsonOutside3.jpg
File:Kimveer'sLegacy.jpg
File:KimveerDead.jpg|No respawns
File:KimveerMEMEorial.jpg
File:OnlyKill-AnastasiaDeSousa.jpg|Only kill. RIP cutie
</gallery>
</center>

{{frame|[[File:DawsonSpectatorView.mp4|700px|center]]|margin=auto|border=black|background=black}}

== OMG, A game!==
Yeah, Virtuaman is back with another shitty game, this time about Kim's epic fail of a "massacre". [http://flash.973.com/1009/881284428906.swf Play it here!]

== See Also ==
*[[Marc Lepine]] - A REAL Canadian school shooter who doesn't fucking fail.

*[[La Loch School Shooting]] - the perpetrator of this at least managed a few more frags than Kim the fag.

*[[Jeff Weise]] - a goth who actually racked up some frags.

*[[TJ Lane]] - another loser with a low kill count.

*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - she couldn't even manage to hurt anyone!

*[[Goth]] - goths cause mass murder!

*[[Hellsing]]

==External Links==
===Kimveer's Data===
*[https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Kimveer%20Gill%20Online%20Electronic%20Version.pdf/ Kim on the Net.]
*[https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Kimveer%20Gill%20Online.pdf Scans of his e-history]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/fatality666/ His youtube. Send him some fanmail!]
*[http://katgyrl.com/mirrors/dawson%20shooting/fatality666.htm/ Archive of his Vampirefreaks page.]
===Resources===
*[http://murderpedia.org/male.G/g/gill-kimveer.htm/ Kim's entry in Murderpedia]
*<s>[http://steamcommunity.com/groups/KimveerGill/ Kimveer Gill Official Fanclub!]</s>
*[https://schoolshooters.info/kimveer-gill Analysis and writings on schoolshooters.info]

===News===
*[http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/story.html?id=c7b3f15e-9cdd-4e52-8d86-c1d59e6cff0b&k=40661 News Article on Kim. Worth the read!]
*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal-gunman-called-himself-angel-of-death-1.575133/ Angel of Death yet only 1 kill. Noob!]
*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/college-shooter-gill-obsessed-with-guns-1.589809/ More warning signs.]
*[http://www.ctvnews.ca/details-of-kimveer-gill-s-apology-note-revealed-1.234024#/ Kim's sorry :(]

===Misc===
*[http://www.manic-expression.com/super-columbine-massacre-rpg-2-half-ass-edition/ Super Columbine Massacre RPG 2: Half-Ass Edition] - Some guy noticed this ED article and wrote about it

{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Columbine}}
{{Education}}
{{Goth}}
{{anheroes}}

{{timeline|Featured article September 13 & 14, [[2016]]|[[JEWS DID WTC]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Pepe]]}}

[[Category:2006]]
[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:An Heroes]]
[[Category:Satanism]]
[[Category:People|Gill, Kimveer]]

Robert Steinhäuser

2025-03-13T01:29:47Z

Immavampire:

{{stub}}
{{An hero}}

{{ib|[[File:RobertSteinhauser.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Steinhäuser'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 22, 1983}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 26, 2002 (aged 19)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Germany|German]]  [[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 16, [[Lol|injured 1]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Robert Steinhäuser'''{{Columbiner}} (born January 22, 1983) was a 19-year-old [[B&|expelled]] student who got so fucking pissed about his eviction from school that he decided to bring a gun into class and kill every teacher. On the 26th of April [[2002]], his IRL ragequit wiped off 16 worthless [[People]] from the face of the Earth and further injured one other guy, earning him the second [[High Score|School's Highest Score]] in history ([[Seung-Hui Cho|until 2007]]), right before [[Britfag]] kiddy-killer [[Thomas Watt Hamilton]]. His [[Hatred (Video Game)|genocide crusade]] made [[Germany]] severely butthurt and caused moral panics, much in the same way that [[Columbine]] did back in '99. German schools implemented a code term, '''Mrs. Koma is Coming''', [[Shit nobody cares about|Koma spelt backwards reading A M O K,]] a term for an active [[Mass Shooting]].

==Erfurt Massacre==
=== Loadout ===

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Glock 17 - Gen 4
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Good gun for a good shooting. Used on shooting range, where his aiming level up from 1/10 to 8/10 '''50-64 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Mossberg Mariner 500
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsM870.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Unused but not as good as the Glock. '''35-40 damage'''
|-
|
*'''Thrown''': Diving knife
<center>[[Image:Knifeicon.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Random unused knife for allegedly "stab people". '''15-20 damage'''
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Columbine Copycat
<center>[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]</center>
|
*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Ghost Pro
<center>[[File:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Any NPC wouldn't detect him when the lights are off. Face is covered and recognition stat is cut a half and a third.
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Nazi
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center>
|
*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
|}
</div>
=== Erfurt Masakre, die spiel-play ===
[[File:steinhauserdead1.png|thumb]]
[[File:steinhauserdead2.png|thumb]]
[[File:steinhauserdead3.png|thumb|You can see Robert's forehead]]

On his last day alive, Robert Steinhäuser brought a [[Glock]], a diving knife and a [[Fail|shitty shotgun that didn't even work]] into his former school and ask the janitor if Frau Alt (the principal) was at the school, and she sayed [[Fail|the principal wasn't there]]. Robert entered the bathroom to change his clothes so that he looked like a [[Ninja]]. Now, the high score begins: Robert, shouted "There will be no exam today" and proceeded to shoot at every teacher in sight, ignoring the [[Fags|students]] for some reasons. Robert, had a problem in a classroom, which was locked and tried to headshot every teacher there and [[Epic Fail| only killed 2 students and wounded another one]]. Also, he [[Epic Fail|skiped a teacher]] thinking she was a student. The cops showed up within a matter of minutes, but that didn't deter our hero from trying to reach the High Score, as he shot one police officer straight through the head from a classroom window.

Before Steinhäuser's [[An Hero|suicide]], a teacher named [[Admin|Rainer Heise]] walked up to him and said:

{{quote|[[NO U|You can shoot me now]]|Nigga, you [[asking for it]].}}

Steinhäuser answered with:

{{quote|Mr. Heise, [[BAW|that's enough for today]]|Fucking [[emoquit|emoquitter]].}}

Mr. Heise made small talk with Steinhäuser before [[Rekt|luring him into an empty classroom and locking him inside]] where he cried like a pussy faggot, breaked everything there and finaly killed himself by brainwashing via right temple. If he hadn't have given up so easily, he'd probably be ranked in the top 3 Highest Scores today. After his massacre, some [[Epic Win|Columbine students went there]] to mourn the victims (probably because Robert surpassed his amoklauf) and also, the [[Epic win|Columbine principal was there]], who got injured by flying splinters on the [[Columbine|4/20]].

== Videos ==

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>D74HnbgNqXE</youtube> <center>'''A documentary. Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn!'''</center>
|<youtube>UArPKUIMfxk</youtube> <center>'''Some other german vid'''</center>
|<youtube>dCNtVUII6sc</youtube> <center>'''amoklauf'''</center>
|<youtube>2bOBSvUpzms</youtube> <center>'''The parents speak.'''</center>
|<youtube>y7TWbhqX1ZY</youtube> <center>'''Students from [[Columbine]] visit Erfurt.'''</center>
|<youtube>SS595SuXit0</youtube> <center>'''Schule.mp4'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

== Gallery ==
===Crime Scene===
<center><gallery>
File:Rsteinhaus3.jpg
File:Rsteinhaus4.jpg
File:Rsteinhaus5.jpg
File:Rsteinhaus6.jpg
File:Rsteinhaus7.jpg
File:Rsteinhaus2382374237.jpg
File:Robstein211.jpg| The room where Robert ambushed 2 students to death.
File:Robstein384723.jpg
File:Rsteinh821371.jpg
File:Rstein127372.jpg
</gallery></center>
===House===
<center><gallery>
File:RobertSposter.png|Salma Hayek, his fap material.
File:Rstein17871.png
File:Rstein1271721.png
File:Rstein18237.png
File:Rstein1781273127.png|A Osama Bin Laden book.
File:Rstein7817171.png
File:Rstein8127312.png
</gallery></center>
===Robert===
<center><gallery>
File:Rsteinhs1.png
File:Rsteinhaus2.png
File:Steinhauser Baby.png| Robert on his PC
File:RobertToyGun.png|Gangsta
File:STEINHAUS8232874732.png
File:Rstein177ds67.gif|GIF of him, walking on a classroom.
File:Rstein1877.png
File:Rstein17217312.png
File:Rstein72173162.png|Robert, on his soccer team.
File:Rstein18273.png
File:Rstein17237126.png|Fag...
File:Rstein1237261312.png
</gallery></center>

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|16| |19|16-1 K-I; noscope headshot teachers only|20|Assassinated teachers exclusively|15|Germany's version of Columbine. However, Steinhauser's family is sorry.|20|Perfect headshot on a police officer!|90|A-|The first [[Adolf Hitler|Führer]] of the 21st century.}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:BND Logo.svg.png|128px]]|Bundesnachrichtendienst}}

==See also==

* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Stabbed niggers in a Swedish school.
* [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Gerdt]] - Kid in [[Finland]] who blew up a [[mall]] a few month after Rob's [[RAGE|chimp-out]]. Caused [[butthurt]] in [[Scandinavia]].
* [[School shooting]] - You want to [[DO IT FGT|do it]].
* [[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] - Did better than Steinhäuser.
* [[Tim Kretschmer]] - German High School Shooter 2.0.
* [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 3.0. except w/o schule kek
* [[Tobias Rathjen]] - 4.0. except from schule banning
* [[Philipp Fusz]] - 5.0. also without schule amoklaufen

==External Links==
*[http://www.mayhem.net/Crime/steinhaeuser.html A good sauce for this article]

{{psychopaths}}
{{Germany}}
{{Columbine}}
{{education}}
{{dyingalone}}
{{High Scores}}
{{gun control}}
{{anheroes}}
{{timeline|Featured article February 6 & 7, [[2016]]|[[FCKH8]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[The Current Year]]}}

[[Category:Germany]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2002]]

Solomon Henderson

2025-01-23T15:36:28Z

Immavampire:

{{WIP}}
{{Gem}}
{{Aroundblacks}}
{{An hero|[[File:SolomonHendersonHero.png|150px|link=]]}}
{{Virgin}}
{{Christian hero}}
{{spoiler|Holy fuckballs the school shooter was a [[nigger]] and associated with [[764]]}}
{{ib|[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|250px|none]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Solomon Henderson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 23, 2007}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, 2025 (aged 17)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Welfare baboon]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lmao fuck no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Call to start a [[Shit that will never happen|race war]]}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:Get-Out-Of-TND-Free Card.jpeg|thumb|An honorary nigga.]]
[[File:St._Floyd.jpeg|thumb|Patron Saint of Niggers.]]
Another day, another [[AlGore|retarded, fascist school shooter]] unable to get more than 4 kills. This time, however, it was a [[Black person|13/52]] rather than a white, privileged, autist. Enter '''Solomon Henderson'''{{Christian}}, a "niggercel" (involuntary [[nigger]]), self-proclaimed [[Christian]], and avid [[Sharty]] 'teen. On January 22, 2025, he decided to shoot up his school in [[Tennessee]]. He ended up [[you suck|killing ONE girl and injuring another]] at his faggot school before he [[an hero|rested in power]].

== The Shooting ==

{{center|{{fv|vg1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:AntiochShooting.mp4|700px]] '''The part where he gives himself a [[Glock mouthwash|9mm mouthwash]]'''
|[[File:SolomonStream1.mp4|700px]] '''His shitty stream'''
|[[File:SolomonStream2.mp4|700px]] '''The second part. The cops uncover his body at the very end'''
}}}}

== Manifesto ==
*[[:Media:Niggercell.pdf|Niggercell]] '''(Warning: Is unbearably faggoted)'''
*[https://files.catbox.moe/5ptemz.pdf Diary]

Within his manifesto, he encourages attacks on children. Don’t forget to check out his Q&A section for all the answers to your questions.

Him singing happy-birthday to Brenton Tarrant:

[[File:Solomon Tarrant B-day.oga]]

== Gallery ==

{{cg|'''REVENGE OF THE NIGGACELL'''|fcgallery1|center|<gallery>
File:AntiochBody.jpg
File:PatNigCrusius.png|Dr. Matthew Cobson Harris Floyd Junior
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|}}

=== Copycat level: EXPERT ===
{{center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Solomon-Crusius.jpg|[[Patrick Crusius]]
File:Solomon-Vladislav.jpg|[[Vladislav Roslyakov]]
File:Solomon-Cho.jpg|[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
File:Solomon-Suzano2.jpg|[[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]]
File:Solomon-Suzano1.jpg
File:Solomon-Vader.jpg|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]]
File:Solomon-Natalie2.jpg|[[Natalie Rupnow]]
File:Solomon-Natalie1.jpg
File:Solomon-Lanza.jpg|[[Adam Lanza]]
File:Solomon-Skreewie.jpg|[[Arda Küçükyetim]]
File:Solomon-Nikolas.png|[[Nikolas Cruz]]
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
[[File:Solomon_feet.jpeg|thumb|''feeeeeeeet'']]
*[[Orlando Harris]] - The OG nigcel
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - The Sharty shooter before him.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - Followed him on Twitter

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Antioch_High_School_(Tennessee)#2025_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{Kf|antioch-highschool-764-shooting.210246|KF thread}}
*{{WPD|h/aftermath/post/272247/antioch-school-shooting-january-22nd-2025|WPD post}}
*[https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Well-if-you-put-black-nazi-school-shooter-on-your-2025-bingo-card-you-re-a-winner/5-2774006/ ar15 thread]
*{{Steam|76561199793746072|Doomday_Prepper}} - his Steam account
*[https://files.catbox.moe/fygmq6.pdf his other manifesto]

{{Anheroes}}
{{Afro}}
{{Christianity}}
{{Columbine}}
{{Education}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Tarrantulas}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2025]]

Solomon Henderson

2025-01-23T15:32:57Z

Immavampire:

{{WIP}}
{{Gem}}
{{Aroundblacks}}
{{An hero|[[File:SolomonHendersonHero.png|150px|link=]]}}
{{Virgin}}
{{Christian hero}}
{{ib|[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|250px|none]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Solomon Henderson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 23, 2007}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, 2025 (aged 17)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Welfare baboon]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lmao fuck no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Call to start a [[Shit that will never happen|race war]]}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:Get-Out-Of-TND-Free Card.jpeg|thumb|An honorary nigga.]]
[[File:St._Floyd.jpeg|thumb|Patron Saint of Niggers.]]
Another day, another [[AlGore|retarded, fascist school shooter]] unable to get more than 4 kills. This time, however, it was a [[Black person|13/52]] rather than a white, privileged, autist. Enter '''Solomon Henderson'''{{Christian}}, a "niggercel" (involuntary [[nigger]]), self-proclaimed [[Christian]], and avid [[Sharty]] 'teen. On January 22, 2025, he decided to shoot up his school in [[Tennessee]]. He ended up [[you suck|killing ONE girl and injuring another]] at his faggot school before he [[an hero|rested in power]].

== The Shooting ==

{{center|{{fv|vg1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:AntiochShooting.mp4|700px]] '''The part where he gives himself a [[Glock mouthwash|9mm mouthwash]]'''
|[[File:SolomonStream1.mp4|700px]] '''His shitty stream'''
|[[File:SolomonStream2.mp4|700px]] '''The second part. The cops uncover his body at the very end'''
}}}}

== Manifesto ==
*[[:Media:Niggercell.pdf|Niggercell]] '''(Warning: Is unbearably faggoted)'''
*[https://files.catbox.moe/5ptemz.pdf Diary]

Within his manifesto, he encourages attacks on children. Don’t forget to check out his Q&A section for all the answers to your questions.

Him singing happy-birthday to Brenton Tarrant:

[[File:Solomon Tarrant B-day.oga]]

== Gallery ==

{{cg|'''REVENGE OF THE NIGGACELL'''|fcgallery1|center|<gallery>
File:AntiochBody.jpg
File:PatNigCrusius.png|Dr. Matthew Cobson Harris Floyd Junior
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|}}

=== Copycat level: EXPERT ===
{{center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Solomon-Crusius.jpg|[[Patrick Crusius]]
File:Solomon-Vladislav.jpg|[[Vladislav Roslyakov]]
File:Solomon-Cho.jpg|[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
File:Solomon-Suzano2.jpg|[[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]]
File:Solomon-Suzano1.jpg
File:Solomon-Vader.jpg|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]]
File:Solomon-Natalie2.jpg|[[Natalie Rupnow]]
File:Solomon-Natalie1.jpg
File:Solomon-Lanza.jpg|[[Adam Lanza]]
File:Solomon-Skreewie.jpg|[[Arda Küçükyetim]]
File:Solomon-Nikolas.png|[[Nikolas Cruz]]
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
[[File:Solomon_feet.jpeg|thumb|''feeeeeeeet'']]
*[[Orlando Harris]] - The OG nigcel
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - The Sharty shooter before him.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - Followed him on Twitter

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Antioch_High_School_(Tennessee)#2025_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{Kf|antioch-highschool-764-shooting.210246|KF thread}}
*{{WPD|h/aftermath/post/272247/antioch-school-shooting-january-22nd-2025|WPD post}}
*[https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Well-if-you-put-black-nazi-school-shooter-on-your-2025-bingo-card-you-re-a-winner/5-2774006/ ar15 thread]
*{{Steam|76561199793746072|Doomday_Prepper}} - his Steam account
*[https://files.catbox.moe/fygmq6.pdf his other manifesto]

{{Anheroes}}
{{Afro}}
{{Christianity}}
{{Columbine}}
{{Education}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Tarrantulas}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2025]]

Adolf Hitler

2025-01-16T04:04:25Z

Immavampire:

{{achtung|'''#Hitlerdidnothingwrong'''}}
{{Spoiler|HITLER HAD [[Irony|JEWISH AND AFRICAN ANCESTRY!]]}}
{{an hero|[[File:Hitler corpse.jpg|200px|link=]]}}
 
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adolf Hitler'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[420|April 20]], 1889}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 30, 1945 (aged 56)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austria]]n  [[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Chancellor of Germany (1933-1945)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|~[[Hitler did nothing wrong|0]] or [[Holocaust|17 Million]] or [[World War II|85 Million]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|3rd]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Sid Meier's Civilization}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
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[[File:Adolf Hitler riding a triceratop.jpg|center|800px]] {{clear}}
[[Image:Hitler vx Ghandi.png|thumb|Hitler of course]]
[[Image: Merkel and netenyahu.jpg|thumb|300px|Jews did Hitler]]
[[Image:MerkelNude.jpg|thumb|Hitler's bastard daughter Angela ([[irony|left]]) at a Stasi resort in 1972. She is now the [[irony|leader of Germany.]]]]

'''Adolf "[[Epic Win|Der Übermensch]]" Hitler'''{{nazi}} ([[420|April 20]], 1889 – April 30, 1945) is perhaps, the greatest figure that shall be immortalized in World history forevermore, for History cannot be ever taught without mentioning the name of Hitler. He is the [[Superman]] prophesized by Friedrich [[Nietzsche]], a [[Raptor Jesus|messiah]] who took it upon himself to cleanse the free world of [[Jews|the greatest parasitic cause of debt on the planet]], and was one of the 20th Century's most misunderstood political revisionists, a genius who saved Germany from the Great Depression, and paving the way for Germany from being Europe's [[Africa|backwater]] into the economic and engineering powerhouse we know today. He is also the [[Downfall|Undisputed Champion of the Art of Ranting]], Among his inventions were the Autobahn system, the Volkswagen cars, the Me-262 (the first true Jet fighters) the V2 superweapons (which the Amerijews and Russians stole to power the Space Race), and a way to [[Holocaust|convert useless parasites into an efficient form of Renewable Energy]]. He also planned to renovate Berlin into a utopia called ''Welthauptstadt Germania''. Up to today, he still holds the [[High Score|high score]] in IRL Risk. He was undefeated until he went up against fellow sociopathic asshat [[Commie|Joseph Stalin]], although [[Americunts]] like to think they had something to do with it. He broke new strategic ground with his [[Zerg rush|Blitzkrieg]] tactics, which effectively meant that he was [[I'm in your base, killing your d00ds|in your nation, killing your j00z]].

Hitler was a [[Asperger's Syndrome|Child Prodigy]] who attended [[art school|the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts]] but unfortunately was expelled because the [[Jews|academy's administrators]] mocked his artistic designs and told him he should pursue architecture and making shitty [[anime]]. He, being the Original [[Emo]] Kid, also had a history of [[CP|child abuse and rape]] from his ([[Irony|Jewish]]) father and in school was always bullied by those rich-ass kikes for his lunch money, which is why he had an epiphany that the Jews were bullying nations into paying up debts they never even had, thus paving his journey to use his genius to pursue multiple degrees in [[Nietzsche|Philosophy]], [[pol|Political Science]], [[Eugenics|Biology]], [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|Thermodynamics]] and [[Zyklon B|Chemistry]], so that he could unmask the Truth of the Jew menace and attempt to enact [[Holocaust|the greatest plan of Human Liberation in all of History]].

There has been evidence that he also had [[Irony|Jewish]] ancestry, and, rather ironically, was blamed for a mass killing-off of Jews in Europe. Liberal Media wants to portray him as a [[Chris-Chan|overweight, perverted, sexually deprived, gay, racist, homophobic, Jew-in-denial, highly functioning autistic]]. According to das Juden, during his holiday in [[Germany]], Hitler had a party (complete with fully catered bar-b-que) with [[Over 9,000|six million]] members—this party has come to be known as "The [[Holocaust]]". In [[fact]], he was a [[Gay|sensitive]] hero who tried to save the undeserving Jews from the [[racist]] Germans that he, an [[Australia|Austrian]], loved so much.

Contrary to popular belief, Hitler was not killed by Aldo the Apache and his band of Jews, who brutalized the [[Truth|peaceful]] Germans for the promise of jewgolds in return for each clitoris removed from German schoolgirls. He turned out he escaped. Years later the DNA testing on one of the supposed skull fragments showed that that not only did the DNA not match any recorded samples but they didn't match Eva Braun’s familiar DNA either. The Russians lied, who would have thought?

His latest successor (and possible descendant) is [[The Donald|Donaldus I of the House of Florida Man, God-Emperor of Mankind]].

==Why Hitler Was Right==
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The entire European mainland consists of landlocked nations who can't control their borders effectively. The resulting confusion of cultures means that a strong racial identity never really developed in European history. The effects of this lack of identity persist in cucked nations like [[Sweden]] and [[Norway|Norway.]] Germany was not immune to this lack of racial identity either, and the results can be seen in the [[Rapefugee|open door]] policies of [[Angela Merkel|Angela "Burqa" Murql.]]

Hitler foresaw [[White Genocide|the coming degradation of Europe's racial stock,]] and began to build a mighty fortress to protect his people against this future contamination. He was a bold visionary who Made Germany Great Again and gave the German people back their pride. However, he was [[Back-stabbers|stabbed in the back]] before his vision could come to fruition, and Europe has come to the brink of extinction - just as he feared it would.
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== The Fuhrer's Most Inspirational Quotes ==

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|''Retweet if u r a '''#Jew''' '''#jewishtwitter'''''|November 8, 1938
|Fuck Bitches|MMXXXMVI
|You guys can lick mein Auschwitz.|2012
|In the life of nations, what in the last resort decides questions is a kind of Judgment Court of God... Always before god and the world the stronger has the right to carry through what he wills.|In Munich, April 1923
|If freedom is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower.|In Landsberg, November 1925
|What matters is to emphasize the fundamental idea in my party's economic program clearly; the idea of authority. I want the authority; I want everyone to keep the property he has acquired for himself according to the principle: ‍'‍Benefit to the community precedes benefit to the individual.‍'‍ But the state should retain supervision and each property owner should consider himself appointed by the state. It is his duty not to use his property against the interests of others among his own people. This is the crucial matter. The Third Reich will always retain its right to control the owners of property.|In 1931 [[Sieg Heil]]
|In the course of my life I have very often been a prophet, and have usually been ridiculed for it. During the time of my struggle for power it was in the first instance only the Jewish race that received my prophecies with laughter when I said that I would one day take over the leadership of the State, and with it that of the whole nation, and that I would then among other things settle the Jewish problem. Their laughter was uproarious, but I think that for some time now they have been laughing on the other side of their face. Today I will once more be a prophet: if the international Jewish financiers in and outside Europe should succeed in plunging the nations once more into a world war, then the result will not be the Bolshevizing of the earth, and thus the victory of Jewry, but the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe!|In 1939
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== Singing Career ==
 
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Young Adolf began his rise to fame and fortune touring Germany with his band the House Painters. He won a rock contest in Munich in 1923, beating out rival Gustav von Kahr's band Gas Attack in front of a live audience of 3000. It was at approximately this time that he landed a major music contract with German High Command (later Bauhaus). Hitler's singing style was described as "rollicking good fun" as the crowd pumped its arms and marched in step with the beat in swastika formation, cigarette lighters held high to illuminate the auditorium. His headline song "Imagine", later covered in a bowdlerized form by [[John Lennon]], held an inspiring message that resonated with the German people:

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|''Imagine there's no Russians,
 No blacks and Gypsies too.
 No left-leaning homos,
 And not a single Jew.
 
 Imagine all the people,
 Look and act the sa-a-ame.
|''Imagine there's no countries,
 Other than our Reich.
 No one else to vote for,
 Just say the Fuhrer's right.
 
 Imagine all the people,
 Never arguing a-ga-a-in.
|''You may say that I'm a dreamer,
 But I'm not the only one.
 Someday you know you'll have to join us,
 And the world will be as one.
|}

== Rise to Power ==
 
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[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/1/12/Bluewafflenew.jpg Adolf] began his ascent to power in Germany with an [[Batshit Insane|ideologically sound]] framework:

*Anyone who expressed views contrary to those of himself and his party was invited over to Adolf's semi-detached bungalow for a lively debate over a schnapps or two. Adolf was an excellent hypnotist and utilized this skill to subtly change his adversaries' ideas and opinions.
*If that did not work, he would:
**[[Murder|Kill them;]]
**[[Awesome|Eat their brains;]]
**[[Guro|And skull-fuck their empty head.]]

This modus operandi was usually effective in quelling dissent.

Adolf blamed the ills of the [[Germany|Fatherland]] on the unclean Jews, amongst others. [[Lie|As the Jews have rarely been persecuted throughout history, this was something relatively new to them.]] However, Uncle Adolf was also a devout humanitarian, and tried to give them new living accommodations in special places like Dachau were they could be [[gay|Jewish]] in safety from the racist fucks in Germany, [[Fact|who are still racist fucks to this day.]]

Adolf and his National Socialist, or [[Nazi]], party celebrated their huge landslide win in the nation's elections with a massive street party known as [[Delete Fucking Everything|Kristallnacht]]. [[Ban Fucking Everyone|Jewish shopkeepers and business owners]] were the main invitees. They were a little disappointed when they did not receive the beautiful crystals and jewel-encrusted dreidels as promised in the invitations, and Uncle Adolf was doubly disappointed because the crude hun bastards that made up the population of Germany smashed up a lot of Jewish shops, causing the German insurance industry to shit itself, because despite all of their flaws that Hitler ignored, the Jews had the sense to protect their jewgolds through insurance. People in Hitler's homeland of Austria [[LOL]]'d at the wascally Germans getting drunk and rioting.

After the Germans went [[batshit insane]] and began behaving badly towards their nation's bankers and shopkeepers, Uncle Adolf realized that the Germans needed to quit being lazy [[basement dwellers]] and then invited the Jews, en-masse, on an all-expenses-paid train journey to the picturesque nether regions of Germany, Poland and a few other countries to live separately.
The Jews, always quick to sniff out a bargain, widely accepted this invitation and were promptly and efficiently transported to these holiday-camps. Those who showed some reluctance were gently persuaded by Hitler's assistants with reminders of how uncivilized the bulk of Germany was.

Some of the Jews complained about the converted Pullman rail coaches which were used in this relocation program, now known as ''The Final Solution''. It was labeled "The Final Solution" as the Jews were grossly overworked in their shops and businesses. The "Solution" to this OH&S issue was to grant them the free transport and accommodation in the German countryside.

The Jews were perceived by many in Europe at that time as having questionable personal hygiene. Therefore upon arrival they were greeted humbly and courteously by their hosts. They were ushered in to large bathhouses and enjoyed a relaxing shower/bath and optional massage. Great thought went into this initial welcome at the Camps. The shortage of essential-oils in wartime presented the German hosts with a problem. How were they to set the mood without these all-important olfactory adjuncts? The Germans, never ones to let a technical challenge get in the way of progress solved this with a marvelous new synthetically-derived compound known as [[Zyklon-B]]. In another technical first, this compound was piped through to the bathhouses which cut down on waste and provided all with the same enhanced experience.

It was noticed by some of the attendants that occasionally a Jewish guest would suffer an allergic reaction to the Zyklon-B. This would involve visual and auditory hallucinations, quite often terrifyingly reminiscent of actual death.
The German master chemists would hear nothing of this; they set about slightly refining the process so all their guests had an equally positive experience. They did not want to present the illusion of favoritism.

After this small hiccup the Camps were soon operating at near capacity and very efficiently, which delighted Adolf and his mates.

Now Adolf began his presidency with the best of intentions. As we know now, they went a little astray; he failed to personally supervise this most attractive R&R opportunity for his Jewish compatriots.

His trusted lieutenants and aides bungled the end stages of ''The Final Solution'' and a great many Jews regretfully did not make it to "paradise" and were deprived of that long-promised and well-earned holiday. That's what Hitler gets for letting fucking Germans do shit, as they [[Jews|fuck everything up]].

Consequently the Jews have never forgiven Germany for their being too fucking incompetent to follow Uncle Adolf's directions.

On unrelated news, this guy is the cause of 33% of the world's problems, Jews cause 33% as well, so this guy is the solution for 33% of the worlds problems! in case you were wondering, the other 33% of the worlds problems come from spics, however word is that Arizona is working to solve them.

== [[World War II]] ==

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In 1939, Hitler told the leader of [[Poland]] to give him anal sex and to face him during rape. Poland gave Hitler the finger and told him to go fuck himself, so Hitler decided to kick Poland's ass. After a few days of fighting, Hitler realized Germany couldn't beat Poland alone, and [[Russia]] joined in, because [[Stalin]] was a useless dirty dick sniffer who didn't have the [[vagina]] to start a troll himself, but was always willing to kill his own guys and join in and try to take credit for someone else's raid.

After Poland didn't surrender, Hitler, like the god he was, went on to completely take out [[Denmark]], [[Norway]], the [[Netherlands]], and [[Belgium]] [[epic_win|all in a couple of weeks]]. Earlier, in free time and for fun and [[profit]], he decided to liberate [[Austria]] and to cancel the Czechs, too. Finally, Hitler pwned [[France]] as [[typical|the French just rolled over and took it in the ass]]. After France was [[rape|subjugated]], he sent Rudolf Hess to try to make peace with England. In England Hess was [[Buttsecks|anally raped]], causing Hitler to try to [[flamewar|bomb England to surrender]] and invade Russia [[for the lulz]], but this was unsuccessful, as the English are fucking insane and the Russians live in a freezing shithole. The irony is that Hitler could have took England, as the [[gay|British Army]] had been [[rape|raped]] by the Germans in France, however Hitler suffered trolls remorse and neglected to follow through.

== Hitler's Final Act of [[An heroism|Heroism]] ==
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In 1944 the Allied troops invaded and pwned the Germans in France then they pressed forward toward Germany and in 1945 the Soviets surrounded Berlin and were looking to [[zerg rush]] on the Reichstag. Things were not looking good for our Hitler. Legend has it that Hitler decided that he'd rather die [[married]] than die gay, so he [[incest|married his cousin]] (Eva Braun) and then committed [[suicide]] like the little emo bitch he was. In reality, from the declassified FBI files, Hitler [[Fact|escaped war-torn Germany and lived a peaceful life in the Andes mountains, Argentina]]. '''{{archive|igMhR|}}''' '''{{archive|OI9SP|}}'''. It also may have helped that the Russians were about one block away from where he was hiding, and they were hankering for a Hitler [[lynching]]. Unfortunately, he escaped before they could get to him.

Eventually the monstrous [[Russians]] descended on the rest of Berlin like a big smelly wall of rape, and [[surprise sex|surprised]] every surviving man, woman, child, and occasional retard covered in shit within a 50 mile radius. Seriously. In retaliation for his [[faggotry]], Stalin made Hitler's skull into a [[jizz|jizz bowl]]. This is officially recognized as the high point in German history. Hitler is now being raped by [[Jews]] in [[hell]], as everybody knows, [[truth|Jews don't die]].

==Graded Score==

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== Heil Honey, I'm Home! ==

Around the year 1990 a couple of pre-internets trolls decided to create the greatest lulzfest ever seen at the time, a television show called ''Heil Honey, I'm Home!'', which depicted the lives of Hitler and his bitch Eva in a 50's style sitcom, with the two of them living next door to a Jew family, bringing in one of the lulziest situations ever as we all know what Hitler did to those [[fail|poor]] fags. Sadly the show was canceled after the first episode when the Jews from the BBC network [[duh|realized it was about Hitler in a good way]] and pulled it, never to see the light of day again, a minor revenge attempt at Hitler that failed miserably due to the future power of the internet. Another reason it was canceled was because the Jews didn't understand history and didn't realize that it was somewhat fact-based, though the only things that Jews think happened were that [[Israel|the world]] was created by [[Cthulhu]] and Hitler was apparently the devil.

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== Hitler and the Internet ==
 
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Recently there has been a new unprecedented Internet obsession with Hitler. In the quest for trying to be different, 90's bred [[bipolar]] [[forum]] users turn to [[emo|other subcultures]] to try and [[attention whore|stand out]]. There are many Internet identities that claim to be the new Hitler, even though [[Satan]] would never bestow such an honor on some [[basement dweller]]. [[Skinhead|Neo-Nazis]] have also gained Internet access and have begun trying to lure these forlorn [[angst]]-ridden teens into a world of viking metal and saluting photos of dead guys. Hitler is also one of the [[internet celebrity|most talked about people]] on internet forums and message boards. No matter what the subject is, there is no doubt that [[Godwin's Law|Hitler's name will come up eventually]] in conversation [[OTI]]. It is also customary on the internet to [[50 Hitler Post|post Hitler's likeness repeatedly]] as a sign of friendship and respect. In short, the internet [[less than three|<3]] Hitler.

=== The Downfall meme ===

{{Main|Downfall}}

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<center>'''Invoke Hitler and Instantly Win Any Argument'''}}</center>

"Downfall" was a 2004 [[Germany|German]]-language movie depicting the final days of Hitler during [[World War II]] while the [[Soviet Union|Russians]] were [[ownage|inflicting mass amounts of pwnage]] on their way to [[I_Am_In_Your_Base_Killing_Your_D00ds|capturing Berlin]]. Since real internet power users don't understand German moonspeak, the [[orgasm|climactic]] scene of Hitler totally losing his shizz with enemy tanks parked a mile away from his secret headquarters and [[Additional pylons|no reserves left]] was naturally ripe for more nuanced translations. Of course most of them are [[crap]] based on sports teams [[baseball|nobody]] [[football|cares]] [[soccer|about]]. The best thing about the meme, of course, is triggering [[Waaaambulance|outraged]] choruses of [[ZOMG]] HITLER IS NEVAR FUNNY from the [[Jews|usual]] [[Democrats|suspects]]. On April 21, 2010 {{wayback|http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/hitler-downfall-parodies-removed-from-youtube-ap|20100426001120|title=Jewtube began removing all such videos}} {{archive|SGztd|}}, because they can't take the [[Copyright|lulz]]. {{Wayback|http://www.urlesque.com/2010/04/20/hitler-downfall-parody-videos-removed-from-youtube|20100721223642|title=Here's how Hitler reacted to the removal}} {{archive|230bO|}}.

=== Fresh Fuhrer of [[Bel-Air]] ===

<center>{{scrolltext|: IN BRAUNAU AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED
: VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
: CHILLIN' OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
: AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS
: WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES
: WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
: STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
: I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND RUSSIA GOT SCARED
: THEY SAID "IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?"

: I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
: THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR
: IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE
: BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN!
: I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8
: AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER"
: I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE,
: I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.
: Nobody knows where my Adolf has gone
: Eva left the same time
: Why was he holding her hand
: When he's supposed to be mine

: It's my Nazi party, and I'll cry if I want to
: Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
: You would cry too if it happened to you

: Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
: Leave me alone for a while
: 'Till Adolf's dancin' with me
: I've got no reason to smile

: It's my Nazi party, and I'll cry if I want to
: Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
: You would cry too if it happened to you

: Eva and Adolf just walked through the door
: Like a queen with her king
: Oh what a birthday surprise
: Eva's wearin' his ring
|700|100|-A Nigger|}}</center>

=== Kesha meets the Nazi Party ===

<center>{{scrolltext|: Wake up in the morning feelin' like der Fuhrer
: Write Mein Kampf, tell Germany I'm gonna make race purer
: Before I leave, fuck my niece. With Eva Braun, too
: Cause when I leave for Mein Reich, I'm gonna kill a Jew

: I'm talkin'
: Takin' of all their clothes clothes
: Gassin' them till they choke choke
: Throwin' them in some stoves stoves

: Goose steppin'
: Right into all of your cities
: Spreadin' the Nazi Party
: Tryin' to take over your countrryyyyy

: Don't stop, make em drop!
: Nazi's blow your cities up!
: Tonight, they gonna fight
: Till you give into the Reich!
|700|100|-Kesha|}}</center>

== Hitler Fun Facts ==

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#Hitler served in the [[German]] army in WWI, where he got [[owned]] with [[vespene gas|mustard gas]] and spent months hospitalized.
#He was a [[vegetarian]]. Not out of principles but because he had horrible [[diabeetus|IBS]] and gastritis and his stomach couldn't handle meat.
#Hitler was also known for being a beast in the bedroom, as reported by his officers and generals. It was recorded he had [[sex]] with over 3,452 different women during his rule.
#He actually [[trying too hard|wanted to become an artist]].
#He painted houses before he became [[emo]].
#Hitler was an [[asspie]].
#He was [[Applemilk1988|addicted to meth and had syphilis]], just like every other [[Hal Turner|white supremacist]].
#If Hitler had lived out his dream of becoming an artist, he would now have [[over 9,000]] more page-views than [[Snapesnogger]].
#Hitler's [[Sick fuck|doctor]] gave him medicine made from chopped [[balls|cow balls]] and feces of Bulgarian peasants-- on a daily basis.
#[[Uwe Boll]] is said to be part of the Adolf Hitler family tree.
#The reason Hitler set out to exterminate the Jews is because all through his childhood, time-travelling Jews from the year 4000 kept appearing and trying to assassinate him.

== Gallery ==
 
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File:Hitler just do it nike meme.png|Controversial ad by Kike sportswear co.
File:Hitler nigger.jpg|Hitler's inspiring message to [[Spics|monkeys]] and [[Niggers|apes]] of [[Catholic|all]] [[Jews|kinds]], around the world.
File:ForLulz.jpg|It was known Hitler committed many atrocities "for the lulz".
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File:Holocaust never heard of it.jpg|mein interview
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File:What-would-hitler-do-wwhd.jpg|Would Hitler fucking [[pwn]] that Jew, [[you]] ask? You bet your [[Asian|two-inch]] dick he would!
File:1908260 850232981669699 1443354383332542504 n.jpg|The many faces of transvestite Hitler.
File:Hitler rehearsal photos.gif|Footage of when Hitler did [[acid]] at a [[Nightclub#Dance Club|dance club]].
File:Ernie hitler.jpg|Ernie found the thought of exterminating the Jews absolutely thrilling!!
File:Bert n hitler.jpg|The proudest day of Bert's life!
File:hitler34.jpg|If anyone could ever have been said to have a muscular penis it was Adolf Hitler!
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File:HitlerMAGA.JPG|If hitler was alive, he would be a [[Drumpf]] supporter! My college professor said so -.-
File:Xbox360hitler.jpg|Hitler's [[Xbox 360]] account
File:Hitler's_Hoes_2.jpg|Hitler and his hoes.
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File:Hitler_Women.png|The Führer in private.
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File:Hitler_gets_a_gas_bill.gif|Jews take your money, even from the grave.
File:Hitlerfistshake.jpg|And he would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling Russians!
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File:holoc.jpg|Damn right Hitler played it.
File:Holocauster Tycoon.jpg|He's going for the [[high score]]!
File:856653883 e0b6ce3eef o.jpg|Why not pop in to the Hitler Cafe!
File:POTN adolf kettle.jpg|The café's kettle is on...
File:Hitea.jpg|... the teapot has already been warmed...
File:Hitler tea.gif|... and that's one tea for one classy son of a bitch (white, of course).
File:Taketheredpill.png
File:Hitlervacation.jpg|Hitler on a wonderful vacation with his beloved dog, Blondie; the closest to sex he could get.
File:Hitler with doge.jpg|Hitler and his [[doge]].
File:TinydickHitler2.jpg|"What We Have, We Hold
File:BeMeinHitler.jpg|Hitler was romantic too.
File:hitlercat.jpg|[[Kitler|Hitler reincarnated]]
File:Charlie-Chaplin-Photograph-C12037007.jpeg|Adolf Hitler was also an actor.
File:HileFro.jpg|Hitler was an avid [[Fag|clubber]] and a total [[Nigger|pimp]].
File:Hitler_rapper.jpg|Back in the day, Hitler was popular among the young German boys, mainly rapping about how he grew up in the rough hoods of [[Bel-Air|Braunau]].
File:Hitler_sexy_partes.jpg
File:Hitler dancing.gif
File:HITLER_HATE.gif
File:Hitlerlulz101.jpg|What you have heard is true....why don't you?
File:Yoyohit39.jpg|6 Time World Yo-yo Champion.
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File:Hitlersu8.gif
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File:Hitler82388.jpg
File:Hitler88222.jpg
File:Hitler-Awesome.png|Hitler was pretty [[awesome]].
File:AwesomeH.jpg
File:3672054902a4579235228b452128569l.gif|Hitler and Daft Punk.
File:Hitler-icantbelivedisshit.PNG|Hitler can't believe your shit.
File:Hitler corpses.gif|Hitler corpses (the other kind)
File:DancingHitler.gif|Der Kommissar's in town
File:Jewseverywhere2.gif|Jews. Jews everywhere.
File:Hitler-store.jpg
File:HitlerMen.jpg|[[Gentlemen|ARYANS]]
File:Hitlernegro.gif|Hitler was really a nigger
File:Emo_hitler_2.jpg|[[Moar]] emo faggotry.
File:Hitlerbang.jpg|Hitler's arms propaganda.
File:Desuhit.jpg|Someone say Hitler?
File:Fuhrerchan.gif|LOL
File:Nahtzee.gif|Hitler's favorite game.
File:Isay.jpg|Mein Kampf? More like ''I'm Camp'', [[amirite]]?
File:Nazis_used_Mudkipz.jpg|Hitler lieks [[Mudkipz]].
File:YugiohHitler.jpg|[[Faux News|Nazis]] own [[4Kids]] that distribute ''[[Pokemon]]'' and ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]''.
File:trex_nazi.jpg|Holy shit! A giant Nazi ''T. rex'' thing!!!
File:Nazimoot.jpg|Even moot loves Hitler.
File:Germany-Poland.png|Yeah, that's about right.
File:0e1f39ed.jpg|And you thought he was dead, pfft.
File:Hitler lookalike on subway 2016.jpg
File:Hitler on the bus.jpg|Hitler on the bus.
File:Hitler lookalike on bus, scotland 2016.jpg|Another Hitler, another bus
File:"Blakey" from 1970s itv sitcom "on the buses".jpg|Hitler, on the buses
File:Grandma Hitler.jpg|Hitler's not dead, he's a [[transexual]]!
File:Hello nazi.jpg
File:Hitler planet.jpg
File:Hitler happiness.jpg|Happiness from exterminating juden is a happiness like no other.
File:Kfj.jpg|Adolf Hitler's true identity.
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File:Hitler Marries Stalin.gif
File:Hitlerstalinfuck.png|The Basis of the Molotov-Ribbentrop-Pact was a short-term sexual relationship between the dictators.
File:Pregnanthitler.jpg|[[Maury|Stalin, you are the father.]]
File:Hitlrmickey.jpg|Hitler was also a connoisseur of the finer things in life.
File:HitlerCard.bmp.jpg| Black Lotus ain't got nuthin' on this!
File:HitlerPwntByFDR.jpg| He finally met his match in FDR
File:JewHitler.jpg|Closet [[Jew]]
File:Hitler a jew.jpg|Busted!
File:Forgil.gif
File:Becumanhurro.jpg|Do what the big man says.
File:Dubthedew contest new mt dew name label.png|The winning name of the [[Dub the Dew]] contest.
File:Advice hitler let half the jew live.jpg|Proof that Hitler did, in fact, do something wrong.
File:Wackyhitlerantics.jpg
File:Hitlertoldyouso.jpg|He fucking told you so, why didn't you listen?!
File:Heil myself.jpg
File:nazi_it_coming.jpg|Oh but he did see it coming!
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File:HITLER.jpg
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File:Hitler cakes.jpg
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File:Lickable hitler.jpg|Here is ice-cream, 10 Rupees, you want jig-a-jig with my mother? She very nice virgin
File:Ruggah.jpg
File:Tie Fighter Hitler.jpg
File:Hitler x ray.jpg|Hitler's skull, from his medical records. Cool, huh?
File:Adolf hipster.jpg|In hipster edition
File:Adolfina.jpg|Hitler's only daughter has led a quiet life since the war ended.
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File:Germanyisclosed.jpg
File:Fabhitler.jpg
File:Mr bronson.png|[https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790410/ The undisputed champion among ginger Hitlers, five wins no defeats]
File:Hitler-Xbox360Achievement.jpg
File:Hitler-cwatudidthar.PNG|Hitler sees what you did there.
File:Hitler-fails.jpg
File:Hitler-plesantlysurprised.PNG|Hitler is pleasantly surprised!
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File:German neo nazi anniversary seelow heights.jpg|A devoted fan
File:Hitler skeletons clickbait.jpg|[[Skeleton|Click here to find out why!]]
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File:LOL WUT231234.JPG
File:Kentucky Fried Hitler.jpg
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File:Whoop hitler.JPG
File:Pinkhitler.jpg|Hitler's favorite outfit.
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File:Livinginhitlergermny.png|Woah, living in Germany as a non-Jew was pretty awesome, who knew?!
File:Livinginhitlersgermany38.jpg|Woah, living in Germany as a non-Jew was pretty awesome, who knew?!
File:Adolfhitlerportrait.jpg|Der Führer: Da Reel Muthaphukkin' G of His Tyme, Beeeyotch!
File:Germanredpills.png|Don't make it super obvious or anything...
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== Friendly Reminder ==
 
{{Rainbow|HEIL HITLER!!!}}
 
[[File:Adolf hitler silver tray 50th birthday present from Albert Speer.jpg|center]]
 
== Soviet Perspective ==
The [[Soviet Union]] successfully forced the suicide of the great fascist menace Adolf Hitler after he invaded glorious Russia and dared to threaten the workers' land.

The brave soldiers of the Red Army stopped his dark forces at Kryukovo, and pushed them back all the way to Berlin! Hitler cowardly killed himself and his wife after he realized how powerful the Red Army was.

== See Also ==

[[Image:Drawing of Adolf Hitler.jpeg]]

*[[卐]]
*[[50 Hitler post]]
*[[Six Degrees of Adolf Hitler]]
*[[List of video games where the final boss is Adolf Hitler or daddy issues]]
*[[Angry German Kid]]
*[[Colonel Klink]]
*[[David Icke]]
*[[DevianTart Nazis]]
*[[Downfall]]
*[[Facism]]
*[[Godwin's Law]]
*[[Hipster Hitler]]
*[[Hillary_Clinton|Hitlery Clinton]]
*[[Hitler: The Babe within]]
*[[Holocaust Porn]]
*[[Kitler]]
*[[Mecha-Hitler]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[o/|/o/]]
*[[Ruining_The_Internet#People_Trying_to_Save_the_Internet|Saving The Internet]]
*[[Tranquility Bay]]
*[[The Jewish Question]]
*[[George Herbert Walker Bush#Family life|GHWB]]
*[[W]]
*Internet Nazism
*[[Grammar Nazi]]s
*[[Feminazism]]
*[[Pants nazi]]s
*[[YouTube Street Team]]
*[[Patriotic Nigras]]

== External Links ==
[[File:Hitler star on hollywood boulevard.jpg|right|200px]]
*'''{{ljcommunity|hitlerslash|Hitler Slash fanfiction community}}'''
*[https://www.foxnews.com/ Popular Hitler fanboi site]
*[https://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3347309,00.html According to Iran, Hitler was a crypto-Jew and a pawn of the Zionist conspiracy. As if we didn't know already.]
*[https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hitlers-mein-kampf-seen-a_n_190064 Mein Kampf as a self-help guide.]
*[https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view Hitler went to South America after the fall of Berlin according to the FBI]
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-37897103 Mrs Hitler's knickers fetch £3,000]

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2025-01-16T04:01:47Z

Immavampire:

Éric Borel

2025-01-16T02:24:14Z

Immavampire:

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Éric Borel'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 11, 1978}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 24, 1995 (aged 16)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[France|Baguette]]  [[File:MiniFlagFrance.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 15, injured 4}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Éric Borel''' was a 16-year-old [[Edgelord|edgelord]] and former high score holder from [[France]] who on the night of September 23rd, 1995 decided that [[God|Allah]] put him on this Earth [[Mass Shooting|to do one thing...]]

== Background ==
[[File:Borel-family-1991.jpg|thumb|The Borel family in better times.]]
Éric was born on December 11th 1978 to military parents but they separated and Éric was sent to live with his [[Old|grandparents]] for the first 5 years of his miserable existence. While living with his grandparents, his [[Whore|slut]] of a mom dated a new man named Yves Bichet, who had 2 sons. Then, Éric's mother came to take his ass to live with her and her new fuckbuddy along with his 2 worthless offspring. Throughout his childhood, Éric's mother, a devout [[Christfag]], beat and abused him, calling him "[[Liar|A child of sin]]". His asshole of a stepfather also did this, [[Liar|but his stepbrothers said otherwise]]. When Éric was 8, he broke his arm one day for unknown reasons, but instead of [[Child Abuse|being a man about it]], he decided to run away from home and was later found crying like a bitch. While growing up, he began developing an interest in the military, and told students about his biological father's heroic faggotry during the Indochina war. He also developed an interest an interest in firearms (like most school shooters) and [[Psycho|shot sparrows with an air gun]]. Throughout [[High School|secondary school]], he was said to be a behaved and [[Seung-Hui Cho|quiet student]]. But, in his last year at school in his life, he [[Robert Steinhäuser|started skipping classes without reason or explanation]]. He later told other students he could not [[Dick|take it]] at home because of his parents beating him and making him do [[Sex|chores]]. Throughout his [[Shit|shit-infested]] life, Éric barely had any friends, but during the last few years, he made one friend, Alan Guillemette, a 17 year old who was [[Jock|more popular and outgoing than Éric]], and whom he would hang out with after school. But lets face it we all know the real reason why he would [[Pr0n|hang out with him]].
By September 1995, Éric was pissed with his life, and he decided he was going to carry out the [[Hatred|genocide crusade]], but not before [[Dumbass|telling a classmate he would kill 2 or 3 people]], while also saying he would [[Emo|commit suicide]].

== Loadout ==
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*'''Primary''': Anschütz [[.22 LR|.22-caliber rifle]]
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*Daddy's hunting rifle '''25 - 35 Damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': BB Pistol
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*Some crappy BB gun, most definitely wont kill anyone. '''0.510 Damage'''
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*'''Melee''': Baseball Bat
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*Good for [[Murder|close quarters combat]]. '''30 - 42 Damage'''
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*Good for [[Murder|stealth action]]. '''45 - 50 Damage'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Stopping Power
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*Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
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== Level 1: Home ==
On the night of September 23rd 1995, our hero realizes he must do what [[High Score|has to be done]]. Éric first obtains his fathers shitty .22 caliber rifle, he heads downstairs to confront his abusive shit of a dad and it is assumed they have a quarrel where Yves tries to get the gun out of Éric's hands, but Yves is no match for our hero, as Éric manages to shoot him 4 times, before [[Manhunt|smashing his head in with a hammer]]. Next, Éric goes after his 11 year old half-brother Jean-Yves, who was watching TV, when he kills his brother with the exact same method same method he used on his step-father. Éric then cleans up the house full of blood, and waits for his mother to come home from [[Church]]. After waiting for 2 hours, his mother finally arrives home, but little does she know, Éric has a [[Headshot|special surprise for her!]] Éric then once again cleans up the blood, though the [[CNN|media]] suggested he may have also beated his mothers face in as well, either with the hammer or [[Grand Theft Auto|a baseball bat]]. Our hero then closes all shutters and windows in the house, before picking up a bag and putting in [[Food]], [[Money]], a raincoat, a map of some French city, and some shitty BB pistol with rubber bullets. Armed with his fathers crappy .22 rifle, and his pockets stuffed with ammo, Éric will now from this point on embark on a mission of [[Lulz|epic proportions and epic lulz]]. He leaves the house and takes one of his parents cars, and drives off to some shithole called "Cuers". However, during his drive, he [[Epic fail|crashes the car into a wall]] and proceeds to Cuers on foot. It was presumed he decided to rest before resuming, and [[Wut|spent the night between vine trees]].

== Level 2: Friends House ==
At 7:15 A.M, September 24th, while walking towards Cuers, he just so happened to be by his friend Alan's house, and decided to stop by. Upon knocking on the door, Alan's [[Whore|mom]] answered, and Éric asked her to wake him up. The two then had a discussion in Guillemette's garden, where Éric told him he wanted something back, probably [[Yiff|Furry porn]]. But when Alan refused to give it back, the thought of him not being able to masturbate to his foxy [[Waifu|waifu]] again enraged him, and he shot his gay lover in the back, killing him. But however, clearly Éric didn't think this through though, As Alan's mother started panicking like a [[Bitch]] and went to call police, forcing Éric to retreat to Cuers in order to avoid his one star wanted level.

== Level 3: Village ==
By 7:30 A.M, Éric finally arrived in Cuers. Because it was hunting season, [[Epic Win|nobody was at first suspicious of Éric with his rifle]]. Then out of nowhere, Éric began shooting at people in the village, taking great care in his aiming, and shot most of his victims in the head, and shooting at people again if he missed. Throughout the rampage, Éric [[Epic Win|killed 11 faggots, while also injuring only 6!]] There was also a school in Cuers which he could have went Amok in, [[Fail|but didn't]]. By 8:00 A.M the [[Pigs|cops]] had arrived on scene, leaving Éric no choice but to [[An hero|an hero]] under a cypress tree.

== Aftermath ==
Once police searched Borel's household, they found the 3 bodies covered in sheets, the pigs also searched Éric's room, where they found [[Nazi]] insignia, a picture of [[Adolf Hitler]] cut out from a newspaper, [[Edgy|graffiti of a swastika on his door]], books on [[World War II]], a documentary on [[Waco|the Waco Siege]]. About a month after the rampage, one wounded victim died in the hospital, while another victim died in March of the next year due to complications of the wound, [[Epic Win|Bringing the kill count up to 15]].

== Girlfriend? ==
Much like [[Virginia Tech Massacre|Cho]], a girl from Cuers told media that Éric had dated her half-sister named Caroline who was pregnant. But it turns out the Bitch in question wasn't even fucking real and may be good evidence that Caroline was an imaginary girlfriend, and proof Éric was batshit crazy.

== Gallery ==
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File:Tuerie cuers.jpg|Pwnd!
File:Borel-press-1.jpg|[[CNN|Fake news]]
File:Borel's_band.jpg|One of the victims, Alan Guillemette's shitty gay metal band
File:Borel-012.jpg|[[Grand Theft Auto|WASTED]]
File:Eric(2).jpg|[[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] in his past life
File:Eric_borel.jpg|Lookin like a [[Fag]] here
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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|15|Impressive.|16|15 killed, 4 wounded!|15|[[Manhunt]] mixed with [[Grand Theft Auto|GTA]].|14|Was pretty shocking to the French, but less focused elsewhere.|20|Bonus for getting so many kills with just a .22!|80|B|French Charles Whitman}}

{{Wanted|2}}

== See Also ==
* [[Derrick Bird]] - Another spree killer who used a .22 rifle.
* [[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - looks like him lmao
* [[Kip Kinkel]] - Another teenage shooter who used a .22 caliber rifle but did much shittier.
* [[Matti Saari]] - Best mass shooter for highest amount of kills with just a .22 pistol.
* [[Noah Esbensen]] - Also used a .22 made by Anschutz, but did way worse. [[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|Maybe don't use a single-shot rifle next time, faggot.]]
* [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]

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File:Ericborelcorpse.png

2025-01-16T02:22:56Z

Immavampire:

Robert Hawkins

2025-01-15T22:10:35Z

Immavampire:

{{an hero}}
 

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Arthur Hawkins'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 17, 1988}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 5, 2007 (aged 19)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jewnited States of Americunts|Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 6}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Emo|Emoness]] and going out in style}}
{{Ibend}}

[[Image:Robert-hawkins.jpg|thumb|left|Obligatory /b/ post hours <s>before</s> after the incident.]]
[[Image:Hawkins Mall Shooter.jpg|thumb|left|An Hero in action!]]
[[Image:IN STYLE.JPG|thumb|right|Going out InStyle.]]
[[Image:Suicide_note.gif|thumb|His suicide note as inspired by [[My Chemical Romance]].]]
[[Image:Von maur anhero.jpg|thumb|right|"It was horrible...there was Xmas musak everywhere!"]]
[[Image:McAnHeros.JPG|thumb|right|[[I Can Has Cheezburger?|I can makes Cheezburger?]]]]
[[Image:RobertHawkinsS.jpg|thumb|Is I can be [[moar]] [[emo]] tiem now plz?]]

'''Robert Hawkins''' ([[Richard Dawkins|hey]]) went out [[emo|<s>in</s> of style]] in an event dubbed the '''LOLmaha Massacre '07'''. After getting kicked out of his house by his parents, [[Fucktard|failing the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery Test]], losing [[poor|his job at McDonald's]], breaking up with his [[trap|girlfriend]], and [[Mitchell_Henderson|getting his CD player stolen]], he snapped. Dressed [[in style|in stylish]] Army camo and sporting a freshly styled [[skinhead|military haircut]] he went to the balcony of a shopping mall in [[White people|Omaha, Nebraska]] where he began picking-off employees and customers with an [[Bazooka|AK47]] while the mall piped seasonal favorites such as '''"Jingle Bells"''' to accompany the screams of the dying.

He [[pwn]]ed eight people and wounded five before [[I told u i was hardcore|eviscerating a teddy bear]] and then turning the gun on himself for one more confirmed kill. Hawkins died of [[an hero|a self-inflicted gunshot wound]]. Mysteriously, over 50 Jews that worked at the mall stayed home from work that tragic day.

<s>This was all after announcing his intention to the world in the usual manner, by posting it on [[B|/b/]].</s> It's a [[Shoop|fake]], retards.

Police [[some argue|aren't sure yet]], but Hawkins is speculated to have [[Mitchell Henderson|lost his iPod]] while [[some argue]] he was just a pissed-off kid who'd spent his life getting ass raped in one foster home or another. He was also being treated for [[ADD]] and [[depression]]. In one of many rambling suicide notes, he told his latest foster mother that [[irony|he didn't want to be a burden on her any more]]. And [[attention whore|now he'd be famous]].

Mainly though, Robert Hawkings will be remembered as an [[Epic Fail Guy]] since if he really wanted to be [[famous]] and go out [[rich and beautiful|in style]], he would have tried to shoot President Bush. Bush himself was in Omaha on Wednesday for a fund-raiser, but left about an hour before the shootings. Coincidence? [[You]] decide.

The [[retards|scholars]] at [[B|/b/]] are currently crunching the numbers regarding Hawkins' [[kill ratio]] before awarding him a [[WIN]] or a [[FAIL]] and determining his chart position with other [[FPS]] heroes such as [[The Finnisher]] and [[Cho|The Blazn Azn]]. Determining factors include [[pwn|body-count]] to target (aka 'holiday shoppers') ratio, shots fired, and the shooter's available firepower. Current estimates lean toward FAIL however, as 6 of his 8 victims were [[lemonparty|over the age of 45]] and all were [[Fat|mall-shoppers]].

==Just the facts?==

The shooting was the <s>worst</s> best single day of violence in state history (not counting the various massacres of [[Native Americans|Injuns]] by the US Cavalry [[at least 100 years ago|before 1920]]).

Hawkins, known as Robbie, was an [[Batshit insane|emotionally troubled]], high school dropout who, according to friends, had lost his job that Wednesday and his girlfriend in the two weeks prior. Hawkins moved in with his friend Will's family last year in the [[Chikins|Quail]] Creek subdivision of Bellevue, according to Will's mother, Debora Maruca. It seems the boys liked to target and [[cum|skeet]]-shoot at her [[incest|family's]] cabin. The night before the shooting, Hawkins and her sons showed her an SKS semiautomatic [[Russia|Russian]] military rifle. At this time it is unconfirmed whether the motive behind the shooting was [[Chris-chan|Mary Lee Walsh breaking his sign]].

In Sarpy County in 2005, Hawkins admitted to a [[drugs|drug]] charge. He also [[Idiot|pleaded guilty]] that year to [[furry|disorderly conduct]] in Washington County and later was arrested for not paying the $100 fine. Hawkins' [[Pedophile|father]], Ronald, had been concerned about his son, said neighbor [[L. Ron Hubbard|John Hubbard]], a captain at the Douglas County Jail. Ronald Hawkins asked Hubbard earlier this year if he would take the youth on a tour of the jail to get him [[rape|"scared straight"]].

Hawkins was a student at Papillion-La Vista High School "off and on," Principal Jim Glover said. Hawkins quit school in March 2006, his senior year. Maruca said he later had gotten his general equivalency degree (GED).

==Happy==
He made about $800 a month working at a nearby McDonald's and had started to pay rent in an effort to become more responsible. He had gotten his driver's license in July, and on Nov. 28 he licensed a [[Retro|1995 green Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo]].

==Sad==

He had broken up with his girlfriend [[Last Thursday|in the last two weeks.]] He was also ticketed Nov. 24 on suspicion of [[loli|contributing to the delinquency of a minor]] and two alcohol charges.

"He must have felt like everything he touched turned to [[crap]]," Maruca said. Maruca is a nurse in the recovery room at the Nebraska Medical Center. "I guess he was right, because he turned my weekend to crap with all the wounded fly-over state fatties he blasted the fuck up. What a dick"

== The Rick Murray Connection ==

[[Image:Rickisangry.jpg|thumb|left|Rick Murray of Degrassi: The Next Generation. A hard ass killa. ]]
Many people may feel inclined, and rightly so, to compare Robert Hawkins to a fictional character by the name of Rick Murray from the popular adolescent drama, [[degrassi|Degrassi]]. Both the actor and The Real Boy bases his fame around a prototype of a killa, as is shown through their chosen [[fashion|style of dress]] and cool hair. Badass hair. The fictional character, Rick Murray, attempted to shoot up his school but [[fail|failed]]. Bob Hawkins, after years of studying the mistakes of his contemporary, managed to nab one million Christmas Shoppers. He consequently won the coveted "I shot a bunch of people and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" award of [[Katy|DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM]]!!!

== 8 years later ==
Nearly a decade after his massacre, his parents appeared on the show "Evil Lives Here" on the very first episode, where they lie and cover up their abuse of Robbie. This brought a small amount of renewed interest in the incident. <s>Torrent the episode as jewtube keeps shutting it down</s> <s>DailyMotion has it</s> nope. Dailymotion jewed out on his shit too.

==Quotes==

<center>
{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|He was like a lost pound puppy that nobody wanted.
|Foster mom

|My son took the lives of eight people and [[an hero|killed himself]]. My [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|most beloved baby boy]] did that.
|Real mom

|He was an coward.
|Omaha's Mayor

|I know everyone will remember me as some sort of monster but please understand that I just don‘t want to be a burden on the ones that I care for my entire life. I just want to take a few pieces of shit with me. I'm a piece of shit. Now I’ll be famous!
|Hawkins' suicide note

|I fuckin you guys
|Hawkins' suicide note

|I‘ve just snapped I can‘t take this meaningless existence anymore I‘ve been a constant disappointment and that trend would have only continued [[My Chemical Romance]]. I‘m giving my car back to my mom and my friends can have whatever else I leave behind The [[LOL WUT]] pear.
|Hawkins' suicide note

|[[FUCKING SANDWICH|P.S. I didn't eat that [expletive] sandwich or the toielet thing either!]]
|Hawkins' suicide note

|My cat's breath smells like cat food
|Ralph Wiggum

|I'm sorry for being an burden
|Robbie Hawkins

|This is some suicide note! It's filled with cliche emo-ness and crap!
|Angry Chef

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}
</center>

== Loadout ==
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': WASR-10 semi-automatic rifle
[[Image:GTA4IconsAK47.png|center|140px]]
|
*His daddy's gun. The best weapon choice for going out in style. '''+25 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Nerd
<center>[[File:Eroticjoey111.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Double damage against jocks, whores and normies Triple if they are on a educative center Columbine copycat suspicion increases a 45% if they are done after 4/20/1999'''
|-
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*'''Spell''': Emo
<center>[[File:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people. [[An hero]] ending required.'''
|}

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|'''8'''| |16| |17| |13| |18|An [[OP]] that delivered|72|C-|[[Protip]] to future shooters - Don't make it obvious to the media that you want attention.}}

{{wanted|2}}

==What people are saying about Robbie Hawkins...==
The bathroom: neutral zone.
<center><youtube>N-4LtvuzyW0</youtube></center>

==Videos==
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>pU5f2lIKf-E</youtube> <center>'''The closest thing we have to "gameplay footage"'''</center>
|<youtube>BDpi96qCimU</youtube> <center>'''Post-massacre story'''</center>
|<youtube>30S4oa7Gjwk</youtube> <center>'''Robbie's last call to his mom. "[[See you in heel|See you later]]"'''</center>
|<youtube>9DLpRS4Z0E8</youtube> <center>'''Friends opinion'''</center>
|<youtube>wZsIVO4soXE</youtube> <center>'''more shit'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}


==Trivia==

Why is [[online]] shopping awesome? Allow us to educate [[you]]:
*Low Prices
*Free Shipping
*No Traffic
*No Lines
*Low chance of getting shot by emo kids (unless you shop at Amazon.com)
*??????
*PROFIT!!!!
 

==An Hero's Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|IFUCKINYOUGUYS|center|<gallery>
Image:Robert Hawkins copy.jpg|Weird Al goes apeshit.
Image:McHero.jpg|The true McHero.
Image:BETTERTIMES.JPG|A rare buoyant moment between Robert and his employer before his firing.
Image:HAWKINS SUICIDE NOTE.JPG|Hawkins' suicide note.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:hawkinsgordon.jpg|Rob in 20 years if he was still alive.
Image:Robert Hawkins car.png|His [[shitty]] car.
Image:Robert Hawkins mom.png|[[Raping|hugging]] his mom.
Image:Robert Hawkins kitchen.png
Image:Robert Hawkins mugshot.png|His mugshot after SMOKIN DAHT WEEDZ 420
Image:Omwiki.jpg|The first Wikipedia edit before it was locked.
Image:roberthawkinsrising.jpg|Security cam image of what went down [[IRL]].
Image:RobertHawkinsKilledTheBear.jpg|Pwning teddy bears since 12/5/07.
Image:WashingtonTimes-RobertHawkinsKillsBear.jpg|An hero: 1, Teddy Bear: 0
Image:MALLHAWKINS.JPG|"Now I'll be [[Shit nobody cares about|famous]]..."
Image:HOW DO I SHOT SHOPPERS.JPG|How do I shot mallrats?
Image:LOLMAHA_MAHBOI.jpg|[[LINK_MAH_BOIIIII|HAWKINS MAH BOIIIIIII]]
Image:Robert hawkins 4chan LAWL.jpg|[[Rule 34]] style.
Image:whenishot.jpg|"[[When I was]]! Fired from! McDonald's..."
Image:Ak_card.jpg|Hawkins for the win!
Image:Hawking style.jpg|Going out "in style" usually involves leather pants.
Image:Robbymcd.jpg|His mentors.
Image:Robert_Hawkins_Fail.jpg|In his defense, he did flunk the US Military aptitude test.
Image:Hawking math.png|[[B|Scientists]] do the math on Hawkins' [[e-penis]].
Image:Rhawkinsvandalism.jpg|[[I'd hit it|Moar vandalism]]
Image:Stolen cd.PNG|At least it wasn't his iPod.
Image:FUCKINGYOUGUYS.JPG|He was also an literary virtuoso.
Image:Robbie_Hawkins_sandwich.jpeg|[[Oh Exploitable]]!
Image:Family1.gif|Suicide note: Family
Image:Friends1.jpg|Suicide note: Friends
Image:Suacide-will-copy.jpg|Suicide note: Will
Image:Suicide_note_4.gif|Suicide note: /b/
Image:An_hero_toilet.jpg|I DIDN'T EAT THAT [[FUCKING SANDWICH]]
Image:Mchawkins.jpg|Mc[[FAIL]]
Image:Weird_al.jpg|Not
Image:Hawkins_bling.gif|"How ya like me naow?"
Image:G unit hawkins.jpg|Ganksta Ganksta
Image:Famous now.jpg|Almost Famous
Image:I love you kira.jpg|"I love you Kira!" (just as planned).
Image:In ur malls.jpg|[[I_Am_In_Your_Base_Killing_Your_D00ds|I'm in ur mallz...shooting ur frenz.]]
Image:Hawkins_Mall_Shooterhaha.JPG|Mc An Hero
Image:rob&beth.jpg|Not to be confused with [[Cloverfield|THAT "Robert Hawkins"]]
File:Robert hawkins an hero.jpg
</gallery>}}
 

==Related Articles==
*[[I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOILET THING EITHER!]]
*[[I FUCKING YOU GUYS]]
*[[Jarrad Willis]]
*[[Matthew Murray]] - Had researched him before he went on his own rampage and also talked to his cousin about him.
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Columbine]]
*[[An hero]]
*[[Emo]]
*[[Brb]]
*[[Robert Steinhäuser]] - Another kid called Robert who tried to get the high score and actually did good.

==Resources==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPb7QQXWLj8 Attention whore's U-tube response]
*[http://archive.fo/C2YPC A BAWWWWWWW Blog Response]
*[https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f240/omaha-mall-massacre-december-5-2007-a-10616/ Moar pics and vids]
*[https://murderpedia.org/male.H/h/hawkins-robert.htm Even MOAR media at Murderpedia]

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{{Columbine}}
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{{Timeline|Featured article December 16, [[2007]]|[[Smugfag]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Annalise Walliker]]}}
[[Category:People|Hawkins, Robert]][[Category:Memes]][[Category:Events]][[Category:Galleries]]
[[Category:2007]]

James Huberty

2025-01-09T19:00:28Z

Immavampire:

{{Hell}}
{{an police hero|[[File:Huberty Corpse.png|120px|link=]]}}
{{ib|[[File:James_Huberty.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''James Oliver Huberty'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 11, 1942}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 18, 1984 (aged 41)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Food critic}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 21, injured 19}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Sniped)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Patrick Crusius|Taco muncherism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{quote|Society had its chance}}

'''James Oliver Huberty''' (born October 11, 1942) was the [[Woo Bum-kon|third]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|lulziest]] high score holder of the [[1980s]] and the [[survivalist]] who perpetrated the San Ysidro McDonald's massacre on July 18th, 1984. The massacre resulted in the deaths of twenty-one useless spics and illegals and wounded nineteen more beaners before he was [[pwn|pwn3d]] by a sniper.

==Background==
Born in Canton, Ohio, on October 11, 1942, Huberty [[Thanks Obama|contracted polio when he was three years old]], which left him with [[cripple|permanent difficulty walking]]. His [[mom|mother]] orphaned his ass, refusing to move into the Pennsylvania [[Amish]] Country after his father purchased a farm there, making James grow up in a shithole Amish community where he was constantly being bullied by children cosplaying as the Quaker Oats guy. A minister later claimed that Huberty [[Atheism|"blamed God"]] for taking his mother away from him. In his early adulthood, Huberty attended a Christfag community college, where he earned a bachelor's degree in sociology, and also gained a license for embalming after attending the Pittsburgh Institute of Mortuary Science, [[Loser|although he did not pursue a job as an embalmer altogether]]. At the institute, he met a woman named Etna and married her. Huberty and Etna had a history of [[domestic violence]], it rubbing off on his children so much his little shits would attack other lolis in the neighborhood. Huberty threatened to shoot a neighbor's dog after it [[shit|defecated]] on his lawn and also killed his own dog in a separate incident after a neighbor complained about it fucking with his vehicle.

Huberty began to develop beliefs that [[Jews|foreign bankers]] were manipulating the [[Federal Reserve|Federal Reserve System]], [[truth|intentionally]] bankrupting the U.S., and breaking down society; he also blamed the failures of numerous businesses and [[Soviet]] aggression for the increasingly strict federal government regulations. As a result, he went full prepper and started stockpiling shit for the coming [[Reagan|Reaganomics]] collapse. At one point, after getting another job but then losing it shortly afterward, he attempted to commit [[an hero|suicide]], but Etna stopped him. In September 1983, Huberty became involved in a motorcycle accident that FUBAR'd him, eventually leading to him and his tribe packing their shit and moving to the Mexican-infested sinkhole of [[San Diego]], California, specifically in the San Ysidro neighborhood due to the fact that he didn't fit well with [[spics]]. Seeing that San Diego isn't the jacking capital as [[South Park]] had portrayed, James came to realize that his life was going to go nowhere, and that is when he knew that it was his destiny to achieve the [[high score]].
==Post-Gameplay Footage==
<center><youtube>EmDmCn4-4vc</youtube></center>

==The Day of the Massacre==
[[File:Huberty Corpse.png|thumb|left|Handcuffs just in case]]
[[File:James-huberty-san-ysidro-mcdonalds-perpetrator-after-being-v0-b6eakmrgloia1.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:Dead McDonalds Baby.png|thumb|[[Offended?|dead baby lol]]]]

The day prior to the massacre, Huberty decided in a last-minute effort to get somewhere in life by getting help from a mental health center, but the retarded [[Spanish]]-speaking accountant misread his name as Shouberty. After a good old day at the San Diego Zoo, Huberty grabbed his guns, kissed his wife and two daughters, and began his quest to achieve the [[High Score]]. Before leaving, he told Etna that he was "hunting humans" when she questioned his departure. He was originally going to [[Payton Gendron|shoot up a supermarket]] and a [[Going postal|post office]], apparently searching for locations to commit his massacre, but then Huberty decided to choose the [[Taco Bell|San Ysidro McDonald's restaurant]] as his target as he realized the growing obesity epidemic wouldn't kill spics fast enough. Walking into the establishment, he put on the '''{{ytlink|GDFaEBjA7PU|American national anthem}}''' before aiming his shotgun at an underpaid spic worker, then having it jam, which caused James to pull out his Level 99 [[Gun|Uzi]] with a Bane of Wetbacks enchantment, doing 20% more critical damage to Hispanics.

The scene was a [[Doom]] style bloodbath, with not even the Ronald McDonald statue outside dressed as a cholo and covered in graffiti being spared. James shot fucking everything, including babies and old people, exploding Big Macs and managing to get the ice cream machine to work with a 9mm. James was allowed to shoot up the joint for [[Jesus Fucking Christ|77 minutes]] because the stupid-ass pigs [[Fail|sent the party van to the wrong McDonald's]]. Somehow not noticing the building being turned into a warzone, Mexicans in the area tried to get their daily hamburguesas but ended up being pwned while walking into the restaurant or just so much as walking by. When SWAT arrived, Huberty fled his Yakubian ass back inside the restaurant and a standoff ensued, with trade-offs of hostages for Quarter Pounders. Finally, a sniper positioned himself on the roof of a post office south from the McDonald's restaurant and noscoped James right through the heart, killing him. The entire event lasted for a total of 77 minutes, and when authorities entered the restaurant, they found 21 dead spics, along with an additional 19 injured victims still gorging themselves on fast food. A total of [[At least 100|257]] bullets were fired by Huberty during the massacre. To add insult to injury, after the shooting, [[LOLWUT|his wife sued McDonald's, claiming their nuggets made James go schizo]].

<center><big>In an alternate universe...</big></center>
<center><youtube>hlzm7-gvTRg</youtube></center>

== Loadout ==
{|class="wikitable" width="40%" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border: none;"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Uzi
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsUZIStockless.png|140px]]</center>
|
*James's solution to illegal immigration. Extended barrel for improved accuracy. '''25~45 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Browning HP
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons1911.png |140px]]</center>
|
*Pistol, fine piece of Belgian engineering. '''20~35 Damage.
|-
|
*'''Tertiary''': Winchester 1200 pump-action shotgun
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsRem870Sawed.png|140px]]</center>
|
*Basic shotgun, good for a large crowd. '''50~125 Damage.
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Hatred of Spics
<center>[[File:Crying Mexican Cowboy.jpg|90px]]</center>
|
*Racism + Schizophrenia = More damage.
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Proto-Tarrant Disciple
<center>[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|75px]]</center>
|
*Being the first racially motivated mass shooter grants James with the Proto-Tarrant Disciple perk.'''
|}

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|'''21'''|[[McDonald's|I'm lovin' it]]|11|21 killed, 19 injured|18|Shot anything that even dared to move|20|Deadliest mass shooting in American history during the 1980s|19|Took the high score away from [[Charles Whitman]]|89|B|<s>YOU BEAT THE HIGH SCORE</s> [[George Hennard|A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS]]}}

{{Wanted|4}}

{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{gun control}}
[[Category:California]]
[[Category:People]]

Patrick Purdy

2025-01-09T18:54:36Z

Immavampire:

{{stub}}
{{an hero|[[File:Purdy ded.jpeg|120px|link=]]}}
{{aspie}}

{{ib|[[File:Patrick Purdy.jpg]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Patrick Edward Purdy'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 10, 1964}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 17, 1989 (aged 24)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 32}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Racism|Waycitzm]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{quote|I'm so dumb, [[Truth|I'm dumber than a sixth-grader]]. My mother and father were dumb.|Patrick Purdy}}

'''Patrick Edward Purdy'''{{nazi}} (born November 10, 1964) was some loser whose last name sounded like a [[Hick]] trying to say "pretty" who was responsible for carrying out a school shooting at the Cleveland Elementary School in Stockton, California. Carried out on January 17, 1989 at his former elementary school, he targeted Southeast Asian students, but only managed to kill 5 [[Azn]]s while injuring another 32. It's unknown why exactly he despised Southeast Asians so much, but [[some argue]] that it was because he had [[Assburgers]] and blamed his failures on them. People only cared about because shootings were rare in the 80s and kids died.

==Early Life==
Born in [[Seattle|Tacoma]] in 1964 to Patrick Benjamin Purdy and Kathleen Toscano, he moved to South Lake Tahoe when he was 2 after his parents divorced, before his mom decided to settle down in the sleepy Northern Californian city of Stockton. Purdy was described by those who knew him as a very quiet child who would often [[BAWWW|cry]] a lot when agitated. While living in Stockton, he attended Cleveland Elementary School up until the 2nd grade, where he moved to Sacramento. Apparently, child services were called when it was revealed that Patrick's mother had been abusing him and his siblings. Some time later, our hero Patrick got fed up of his mother's bullshit and struck her in the face, causing him to get [[banned]] from living with his mother. He ended up living in foster homes in San Francisco and Lodi. It was his time attending Lodi High School where he became a drug addict, which lead him to skip school inconsistently.

==Adult Life==
After his father's death in 1981, Purdy snatched up every last penny from his dead father's pockets to take a vacation to New York City, but would later become homeless, living on the streets of [[Los Angeles]] for a short time. At various instances from 1982 to 1987, Purdy often found himself getting arrested for marijuana and illegal weapon possessions. Around 1987, Purdy ended up developing white supremacist beliefs after being discovered with books promoting white supremacy. At the San Joaquin Delta College, he was often heard complaining about the high amounts of Southeast Asian students attending. This along with his white supremacist beliefs would later lead to him committing the 80s version of [[Adam Lanza|Sandy Hook]].

==The Day of the Shooting==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Norinco Type 56
<center>[[File:Purdy gun.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Chinese knockoff of the AK-47. Decent but not Russian. Also has a fucking bayonet and nonsense scratched on it for the [[lulz]]. '''45~65 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Taurus PT92
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM92Pistol.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Beretta 92 clone. Typical 9mm. Only bought it for suicide. '''19~25 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Thrown''': Pipe Bomb
|
*Easy to make and powerful IED. [[Fail|Only used to blow up his van]]. '''25-255 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Thrown''': Molotov Cocktail
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Simple Incendiary Grenade '''25~120 Damage'''

|}
</div>

[[Last Thursday|Last Tuesday]] morning on January 17, 1989, the [[Pigs|Stockton Police Department]] received an anonymous (Hint:[[Obvious|it was Patrick]]) death threat against Purdy's former elementary school, Cleveland Elementary School. Preparing for his [[Quake]] match, he dressed in a flak jacket with a bunch of retarded [[Sandnigger]] nonsense like "PLO", "[[Libya]]", and "[[Retard|Death to The Great Satin]]." He also scratched ""[[Hezbollah]]," "freedom," "Earthman," and "[[Fail|Victory]]" on his chink AK. That's right bitches- fellow retards [[Tarrant]], [[Breivik]], and [[Payton Gendron]] were actually unknowingly copying this cute ass white boy! Later that noon, he drove his van to the school, trying to bomb the school like [[Timothy McVeigh|Oklahoma City]], by blowing up his van with a molotov cocktail and a pipe bomb, but this would fail to kill anyone. He then attempted plan B, hiding behind a nearby building, and going full [[Touhou]] on all of the school's Southeast [[Azn|Azns]]. However, he would only manage to kill [[Fail|5]] azn kids, while injuring [[Epic Fail|32]] more people, including a teacher. He fired 106 rounds within 3 minutes, before going the way of [[Budd Dwyer]] and becoming [[An Hero]].

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|5|32 injured|10|Spray N' Pray|15|Tried to snipe kiddies|20|[[80s]] version of [[Sandy Hook]] + liberal tears|20|Mellowing down America's Azn invazn|70|C|Caused so much butthurt about guns that California banned a bunch of them}}

{{Wanted|3}}

==See Also==
*[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]]
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*[[Mamoru Takuma]]
*[[Brenda Ann Spencer]]
*[[Charles Whitman]]
*[[Andrew Kehoe]]
*[[Columbine]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Stockton_schoolyard_shooting|TOW coverage}}

{{anheroes}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{pedoseries}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{aspies}}
{{dyingalone}}
{{Columbine}}
{{education}}
{{gun control}}
{{azn}}
[[category:people]]
[[category:california]]

Patrick Purdy

2025-01-09T18:52:59Z

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Patrick Edward Purdy'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 10, 1964}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 17, 1989 (aged 24)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 32}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Racism|Waycitzm]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{quote|I'm so dumb, [[Truth|I'm dumber than a sixth-grader]]. My mother and father were dumb.|Patrick Purdy}}

'''Patrick Edward Purdy'''{{nazi}} (born November 10, 1964) was some loser whose last name sounded like a [[Hick]] trying to say "pretty" who was responsible for carrying out a school shooting at the Cleveland Elementary School in Stockton, California. Carried out on January 17, 1989 at his former elementary school, he targeted Southeast Asian students, but only managed to kill 5 [[Azn]]s while injuring another 32. It's unknown why exactly he despised Southeast Asians so much, but [[some argue]] that it was because he had [[Assburgers]] and blamed his failures on them. People only cared about because shootings were rare in the 80s and kids died.

==Early Life==
Born in [[Seattle|Tacoma]] in 1964 to Patrick Benjamin Purdy and Kathleen Toscano, he moved to South Lake Tahoe when he was 2 after his parents divorced, before his mom decided to settle down in the sleepy Northern Californian city of Stockton. Purdy was described by those who knew him as a very quiet child who would often [[BAWWW|cry]] a lot when agitated. While living in Stockton, he attended Cleveland Elementary School up until the 2nd grade, where he moved to Sacramento. Apparently, child services were called when it was revealed that Patrick's mother had been abusing him and his siblings. Some time later, our hero Patrick got fed up of his mother's bullshit and struck her in the face, causing him to get [[banned]] from living with his mother. He ended up living in foster homes in San Francisco and Lodi. It was his time attending Lodi High School where he became a drug addict, which lead him to skip school inconsistently.

==Adult Life==
After his father's death in 1981, Purdy snatched up every last penny from his dead father's pockets to take a vacation to New York City, but would later become homeless, living on the streets of [[Los Angeles]] for a short time. At various instances from 1982 to 1987, Purdy often found himself getting arrested for marijuana and illegal weapon possessions. Around 1987, Purdy ended up developing white supremacist beliefs after being discovered with books promoting white supremacy. At the San Joaquin Delta College, he was often heard complaining about the high amounts of Southeast Asian students attending. This along with his white supremacist beliefs would later lead to him committing the 80s version of [[Adam Lanza|Sandy Hook]].

==The Day of the Shooting==

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!colspan="2"|Class Setup
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!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': Norinco Type 56
<center>[[File:Purdy gun.png|70px]]</center>
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*Chinese knockoff of the AK-47. Decent but not Russian. Also has a fucking bayonet and nonsense scratched on it for the [[lulz]]. '''45~65 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Taurus PT92
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM92Pistol.png|70px]]</center>
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*Beretta 92 clone. Typical 9mm. Only bought it for suicide. '''19~25 Damage'''
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*'''Thrown''': Pipe Bomb
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*Easy to make and powerful IED. [[Fail|Only used to blow up his van]]. '''25-255 Damage.'''
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*'''Thrown''': Molotov Cocktail
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|70px]]</center>
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*Simple Incendiary Grenade '''25~120 Damage'''

|}
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[[Last Thursday|Last Tuesday]] morning on January 17, 1989, the [[Pigs|Stockton Police Department]] received an anonymous (Hint:[[Obvious|it was Patrick]]) death threat against Purdy's former elementary school, Cleveland Elementary School. Preparing for his [[Quake]] match, he dressed in a flak jacket with a bunch of retarded [[Sandnigger]] nonsense like "PLO", "[[Libya]]", and "[[Retard|Death to The Great Satin]]." He also scratched ""[[Hezbollah]]," "freedom," "Earthman," and "[[Fail|Victory]]" on his chink AK. That's right bitches- fellow retards [[Tarrant]], [[Breivik]], and [[Payton Gendron]] were actually unknowingly copying this cute ass white boy! Later that noon, he drove his van to the school, trying to bomb the school like [[Timothy McVeigh|Oklahoma City]], by blowing up his van with a molotov cocktail and a pipe bomb, but this would fail to kill anyone. He then attempted plan B, hiding behind a nearby building, and going full [[Touhou]] on all of the school's Southeast [[Azn|Azns]]. However, he would only manage to kill [[Fail|5]] azn kids, while injuring [[Epic Fail|32]] more people, including a teacher. He fired 106 rounds within 3 minutes, before going the way of [[Budd Dwyer]] and becoming [[An Hero]].

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|5|32 injured|10|Spray N' Pray|15|Tried to snipe kiddies|20|[[80s]] version of [[Sandy Hook]] + liberal tears|20|Mellowing down America's Azn invazn|70|C|Caused so much butthurt about guns that California banned a bunch of them}}

{{Wanted|3}}

==See Also==
*[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]]
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*[[Mamoru Takuma]]
*[[Brenda Ann Spencer]]
*[[Charles Whitman]]
*[[Andrew Kehoe]]
*[[Columbine]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Stockton_schoolyard_shooting|TOW coverage}}

{{anheroes}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{pedoseries}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{aspies}}
{{dyingalone}}
{{Columbine}}
{{education}}
{{gun control}}
{{azn}}
[[category:people]]
[[category:california]]

File:Purdy ded.jpeg

2025-01-09T18:52:23Z

Immavampire:

Kool-Aid

2024-12-09T04:45:36Z

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|style="padding:2px"|<center><big>Lose 913 iPods?</big></center> <center>This page contains 913 [[an hero|an heroes]].</center>
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[[image:jonestowndeadbodies.jpg|750px|center|thumb|OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
 
[[Image:Koolaid_Oh_Yeah.gif|200px|thumb|OH YEAAAAAAA]]
[[Image:Kool4.jpg|200px|thumb|Ben Franklin???]]
'''[[Coon|Kool]]-[[AIDS|Aid]]''' was invented by the Reverend Jim Jones in the late 1970s, in all five food groups (red, urnge, green, blue, and turkwise) as a way to experience spiritual [[enlightenment]], as well as quench thirst and lure in hordes of [[nigger]]s into his [[cult]]. OH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although hugely popular, sales of Kool-Aid suffered a setback after it was found that a batch was laced with cyanide, killing 913 residents of Jonestown, Guyana. Nowadays, due to being poisonous to [[White|humans]], Kool-Aid is only consumed and drank by [[niggers]] and Mexicans, as their equivalent to [[alcohol]].

Sometime in the 1980s, some douche made [http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics81.html this comic].

These days only black people and suicidal [[Tony Sidaway|zealots]] drink Kool-Aid, preferably grape. OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH NIGGA!!!!!!!

Kool-Aid also is a metaphor that means drinking a mind-altering drug that makes you get into [[liberalism]].

''[[Family Guy]]'' recently realized that the Kool-Aid Man was the subject of the only funny joke they've ever made, and decided to pointlessly [[forced_meme|re-use it verbatim]]. Seth MacFarlane has confirmed that all future episodes of ''Family Guy'' will consist solely of flashbacks to the aforementioned joke, interspersed with Stewie making sexual innuendos for fan service. OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

If that wasn't bad enough, [[Dane Cook]] stole this bit and rehashed it for one of his shitty stand-up routines. That's right, he must have watched that shitty cartoon for inspiration many times before.
Eventually, MacFarlane retaliated by [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__oaLj-2MNo ripping him to pieces in an episode].

(Flavor Aid is the thirst-quencher of choice for Jim Jones.)

==Jonestown massacre==
{{ib|[[File:Jim jones.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''James Warren Jones'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 13, 1931}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''| November 18, 1978 (aged 47)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jewnited States of Americunts|Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 918, injured [[win|11]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|1st!!!!1!!1!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Great Prophet(s)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Revolutionary suicide}}
{{Ibend}}
[[Image:Whatwuzindakoolaid.jpg|200px|thumb|srsly, wtf.]]
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There are many [[Conspiracy theory|theories of CIA complicity]]. A bunch of assholes running [[Wikipedia]] don't want references about CIA complicity [http://www.ratical.org/ratville/JFK/JohnJudge/Jonestown.html ''The Black Hole of Guyana''] appearing on this article [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seductive_Poison "seductive poison"] and many others. They condemn it as fringe and unreliable every fucking chance they get to the point where an alert encyclopedia dramatica contributor decided to allude to this information here because he has faith there are those here who actually [[lulz]] for the truth and post it here.

Deborah Layton was a high-level member of the Peoples Temple for seven years. She was married to George Phillip Blakey who placed the down payment on the property in Guyana, which was purchased by Jim Jones and the Peoples Temple [http://www.ratical.org/ratville/JFK/JohnJudge/Jonestown.html "The Black Hole of Guyana"]. She is the daughter of the late [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/1999/03/05/MN82014.DTL&hw=jonestown&sn=087&sc=193 Laurence Laird Layton]. When she returned to the United States, little Debbie submitted [http://www.deborahlayton.com/affidavit.html an affidavit] about the compound in Guyana, which helped convince United States Congressman Leo Ryan to make his doomed journey there.

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seductive_Poison little Debbie] is also the sister of Lawrence John (Larry) Layton, who was the only one ever prosecuted for the murders of the congressional team by Temple members. Read about it here: [members|[http://www.thenation.com/doc/19990201/drew Indiana Jones's Temple of Doom].

Larry Layton was released on parole in 2002, largely due to the testimony of Vernon Gosney, one of the few survivors of the massacre. Read about it [http://jonestown.sdsu.edu/AboutJonestown/PersonalReflections/bell.htm here].

In the words of Stephan Jones, the lucky son of a bitch basketball jock and only living biological spawn of the late Jim Jones, from an interview in that flick or something "Paradise lost":

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There are a lot of reasons I think that people ended up taking the poison. I don't know who took it or who was injected. I think more than anything it was to out of loyalty to everyone else there. In my case if I had been there, I know I had strong will to live, but I think it was so important to me about how I was perceived to the people of my community. About how I was perceived was so important to me that it might have taken me to my death.

Ask yourself what would someone have to tell you or "what would someone have to do to you to get you to do something you couldn't possibly believe you were capable of"? and examine that. Learn from it. Don't judge it. Don't stand seperate from it. Be willing to stand in the shoes of people you are judging. My hope is that 900+ people, that they died, and the way they died might offer us something so that their lives won't be in vain.
</blockquote>

==="Drink the Kool-Aid"===

"Drinking the Kool-Aid" is when [[You|someone]] blindly follows someone else's bullshit when it's obvious to anyone else that it will only end badly.

It is a reference to the Jonestown massacre on November 19, 1978, where a looney [[sick fuck]] by the name Jim Jones convinced his followers to willingly murder their children and commit suicide by drinking cyanide-laced Flavor Aid. Jones had an inner-circle of loyal vicious henchmen to commit murder by lethal injection with the same Kool-Aid poison shit to anyone who resisted. OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

===It was actually Flavor Aid, fuck wits===
[[Image:00072392312658 full.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Popular with psycopathic cult leaders]]

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor_Aid Flavor Aid] is the cheaper, welfare version, [[nigger|black population]] prefered brand of flavored drink powders and was what was actually used in Jonestown along with the flavor enhancer of cyanide. 
Since very few white people except ghetto, trailer trash [[Juggalo]] types know what it is, Kool-Aid is the go to product as Hollywood and TV have popularized it as what was used. 

===Other Kool-Aid and Jonestown info Wikipedia assholes don't give a fuck about===

"But let me give you a little information about Jonestown. In French Guyana, the money for Jonestown came through a Mexico City bank and it was traced directly to the Central Intelligence Agency. Jonestown was not a mind control project. Mind control had LONG since been perfected. Jonestown was a biological weapons project. And the worst part about this whole thing is there are two other projects twice the size that had been going on in 1977 and they are still going on today."

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCtS8D2TB2o&# 1996 Halloween speech of Mark Phillips and Cathy O'Brien]
*[http://archive.tc/?x=548 Transcript of the speech]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANJUb_rXLe0& Testimony at a press conference by legislative aide to Leo Ryan Joesiph Holsinger 5/23/1980]
*[http://www.ratical.org/ratville/JFK/JohnJudge/Jonestown.html ''The Black Hole of Guyana'' ]

A little incite and a little insight will let any dipshit figure out Jonestown was a project financed by the American CIA. Why else were certain members of Jim Jones's inner circle allowed to get away? It's questionable whether or not Jim Jones himself was wittingly a CIA agent or cooperative because he just seemed way too much of a looney tune megalomaniac asshole getting off to power to give a fuck either way. He wanted people to flock to him and die for him and it stood to reason the CIA was all too willing to observe and facilitate his project like a bunch of juvenile delinquents putting firecrackers in a hornet's nests and ant hills. OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Little Debbie's testimony is all about Jim Jones being the perpetrator. Is there anything worth a shit of her interviews and works that tell about who her husband was while she was still involved in the Peoples Temple? Or anything worth a shit about the big chunks of money her father and boyfriend used to finance this remote little death camp? It's little coincidence the book gets an Emmy from [[Fox News]].

Anyways, the asshole who does most the censoring has a name that sounds like [[:Image:Mossadpwnage.jpg|Mossad]] [[shit]]. He probably was Larry Layton's butt lover while doing hard time in prison together.

===Just what kind of sick fuck was Jim Jones?===

Here's the link to the death tape:

[http://www.archive.org/details/ptc1978-11-18.flac16 "WARNING: A SICK FUCK tells his followers to drink the Kool-Aid"]

===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|'''918'''|[[Win|Killed an entire town and some feds]]|'''25'''|Leo Ryan gave him bonus kills!|20|Iconic, synonymous with cults|'''50'''|Caused a whole new wave of paranoia in the US, put cults into the mainstream!|'''50'''|[[High Score|Cult world champion!]]|1,063|S+++|''If we can’t live in peace, then let’s die in peace.''}}

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==Videos==
{{videoframe|Kool-Aid|background-color: #BE1003;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>ct822sAXzRI</youtube>'''You always need mo Kool-Aid, nigga.'''
|<youtube>sKiUou_odzM</youtube>}}

==Gallery==
{{cg||refreshing|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Kool-Aid_-_Berlin_Wall.jpg|Have some cyanide Cool Aid you fucking shower of German cunts!!
Image:Kool-Aid_-_Dolphin_Liver_Flavor.jpg
Image:Kool-Aid_-_Hulk.jpg
Image:Kool-Aid_-_Smashed_Wall.jpg
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</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:OhyeeahGeass.gif
File:Jonestownground0.jpg |A lot of those people are black, so it's hard to know how to feel about the cyanide-laced Kool-Aid.
Image:OH_LAWD.jpg
File:Young Jim Jones (YJJ).jpg|A young Jim Jones monkeyin' around.
File:I had a time at the Jim Jones Koolaid festival.JPG
Image:Wikipedia Hates Kool Aid.gif|Kool-Aid Man soon after making a Wikipedia account.
</gallery>|border=#BE1003}}

==See also==
*[[An hero]]
*[[Communism]]
*[[Cult]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Ghetto]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Self pwn]]
*[[Waco]]

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Kool-Aid

2024-12-08T22:27:14Z

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|style="padding:2px"|<center><big>Lose 913 iPods?</big></center> <center>This page contains 913 [[an hero|an heroes]].</center>
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[[image:jonestowndeadbodies.jpg|750px|center|thumb|OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
 
[[Image:Koolaid_Oh_Yeah.gif|200px|thumb|OH YEAAAAAAA]]
[[Image:Kool4.jpg|200px|thumb|Ben Franklin???]]
'''[[Coon|Kool]]-[[AIDS|Aid]]''' was invented by the Reverend Jim Jones in the late 1970s, in all five food groups (red, urnge, green, blue, and turkwise) as a way to experience spiritual [[enlightenment]], as well as quench thirst and lure in hordes of [[nigger]]s into his [[cult]]. OH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although hugely popular, sales of Kool-Aid suffered a setback after it was found that a batch was laced with cyanide, killing 913 residents of Jonestown, Guyana. Nowadays, due to being poisonous to [[White|humans]], Kool-Aid is only consumed and drank by [[niggers]] and Mexicans, as their equivalent to [[alcohol]].

Sometime in the 1980s, some douche made [http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics81.html this comic].

These days only black people and suicidal [[Tony Sidaway|zealots]] drink Kool-Aid, preferably grape. OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH NIGGA!!!!!!!

Kool-Aid also is a metaphor that means drinking a mind-altering drug that makes you get into [[liberalism]].

''[[Family Guy]]'' recently realized that the Kool-Aid Man was the subject of the only funny joke they've ever made, and decided to pointlessly [[forced_meme|re-use it verbatim]]. Seth MacFarlane has confirmed that all future episodes of ''Family Guy'' will consist solely of flashbacks to the aforementioned joke, interspersed with Stewie making sexual innuendos for fan service. OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

If that wasn't bad enough, [[Dane Cook]] stole this bit and rehashed it for one of his shitty stand-up routines. That's right, he must have watched that shitty cartoon for inspiration many times before.
Eventually, MacFarlane retaliated by [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__oaLj-2MNo ripping him to pieces in an episode].

(Flavor Aid is the thirst-quencher of choice for Jim Jones.)

==Jonestown massacre==
{{ib|[[File:Jim jones.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''James Warren Jones'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 13, 1931}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''| November 18, 1978 (aged 47)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jewnited States of Americunts|Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 918, injured [[win|11]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|1st!!!!1!!1!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Great Prophet(s)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Revolutionary suicide}}
{{Ibend}}
[[Image:Whatwuzindakoolaid.jpg|200px|thumb|srsly, wtf.]]
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There are many [[Conspiracy theory|theories of CIA complicity]]. A bunch of assholes running [[Wikipedia]] don't want references about CIA complicity [http://www.ratical.org/ratville/JFK/JohnJudge/Jonestown.html ''The Black Hole of Guyana''] appearing on this article [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seductive_Poison "seductive poison"] and many others. They condemn it as fringe and unreliable every fucking chance they get to the point where an alert encyclopedia dramatica contributor decided to allude to this information here because he has faith there are those here who actually [[lulz]] for the truth and post it here.

Deborah Layton was a high-level member of the Peoples Temple for seven years. She was married to George Phillip Blakey who placed the down payment on the property in Guyana, which was purchased by Jim Jones and the Peoples Temple [http://www.ratical.org/ratville/JFK/JohnJudge/Jonestown.html "The Black Hole of Guyana"]. She is the daughter of the late [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/1999/03/05/MN82014.DTL&hw=jonestown&sn=087&sc=193 Laurence Laird Layton]. When she returned to the United States, little Debbie submitted [http://www.deborahlayton.com/affidavit.html an affidavit] about the compound in Guyana, which helped convince United States Congressman Leo Ryan to make his doomed journey there.

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seductive_Poison little Debbie] is also the sister of Lawrence John (Larry) Layton, who was the only one ever prosecuted for the murders of the congressional team by Temple members. Read about it here: [members|[http://www.thenation.com/doc/19990201/drew Indiana Jones's Temple of Doom].

Larry Layton was released on parole in 2002, largely due to the testimony of Vernon Gosney, one of the few survivors of the massacre. Read about it [http://jonestown.sdsu.edu/AboutJonestown/PersonalReflections/bell.htm here].

In the words of Stephan Jones, the lucky son of a bitch basketball jock and only living biological spawn of the late Jim Jones, from an interview in that flick or something "Paradise lost":

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There are a lot of reasons I think that people ended up taking the poison. I don't know who took it or who was injected. I think more than anything it was to out of loyalty to everyone else there. In my case if I had been there, I know I had strong will to live, but I think it was so important to me about how I was perceived to the people of my community. About how I was perceived was so important to me that it might have taken me to my death.

Ask yourself what would someone have to tell you or "what would someone have to do to you to get you to do something you couldn't possibly believe you were capable of"? and examine that. Learn from it. Don't judge it. Don't stand seperate from it. Be willing to stand in the shoes of people you are judging. My hope is that 900+ people, that they died, and the way they died might offer us something so that their lives won't be in vain.
</blockquote>

==="Drink the Kool-Aid"===

"Drinking the Kool-Aid" is when [[You|someone]] blindly follows someone else's bullshit when it's obvious to anyone else that it will only end badly.

It is a reference to the Jonestown massacre on November 19, 1978, where a looney [[sick fuck]] by the name Jim Jones convinced his followers to willingly murder their children and commit suicide by drinking cyanide-laced Flavor Aid. Jones had an inner-circle of loyal vicious henchmen to commit murder by lethal injection with the same Kool-Aid poison shit to anyone who resisted. OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

===It was actually Flavor Aid, fuck wits===
[[Image:00072392312658 full.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Popular with psycopathic cult leaders]]

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor_Aid Flavor Aid] is the cheaper, welfare version, [[nigger|black population]] prefered brand of flavored drink powders and was what was actually used in Jonestown along with the flavor enhancer of cyanide. 
Since very few white people except ghetto, trailer trash [[Juggalo]] types know what it is, Kool-Aid is the go to product as Hollywood and TV have popularized it as what was used. 

===Other Kool-Aid and Jonestown info Wikipedia assholes don't give a fuck about===

"But let me give you a little information about Jonestown. In French Guyana, the money for Jonestown came through a Mexico City bank and it was traced directly to the Central Intelligence Agency. Jonestown was not a mind control project. Mind control had LONG since been perfected. Jonestown was a biological weapons project. And the worst part about this whole thing is there are two other projects twice the size that had been going on in 1977 and they are still going on today."

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCtS8D2TB2o&# 1996 Halloween speech of Mark Phillips and Cathy O'Brien]
*[http://archive.tc/?x=548 Transcript of the speech]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANJUb_rXLe0& Testimony at a press conference by legislative aide to Leo Ryan Joesiph Holsinger 5/23/1980]
*[http://www.ratical.org/ratville/JFK/JohnJudge/Jonestown.html ''The Black Hole of Guyana'' ]

A little incite and a little insight will let any dipshit figure out Jonestown was a project financed by the American CIA. Why else were certain members of Jim Jones's inner circle allowed to get away? It's questionable whether or not Jim Jones himself was wittingly a CIA agent or cooperative because he just seemed way too much of a looney tune megalomaniac asshole getting off to power to give a fuck either way. He wanted people to flock to him and die for him and it stood to reason the CIA was all too willing to observe and facilitate his project like a bunch of juvenile delinquents putting firecrackers in a hornet's nests and ant hills. OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Little Debbie's testimony is all about Jim Jones being the perpetrator. Is there anything worth a shit of her interviews and works that tell about who her husband was while she was still involved in the Peoples Temple? Or anything worth a shit about the big chunks of money her father and boyfriend used to finance this remote little death camp? It's little coincidence the book gets an Emmy from [[Fox News]].

Anyways, the asshole who does most the censoring has a name that sounds like [[:Image:Mossadpwnage.jpg|Mossad]] [[shit]]. He probably was Larry Layton's butt lover while doing hard time in prison together.

===Just what kind of sick fuck was Jim Jones?===

Here's the link to the death tape:

[http://www.archive.org/details/ptc1978-11-18.flac16 "WARNING: A SICK FUCK tells his followers to drink the Kool-Aid"]

===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|'''918'''|[[Win|Killed an entire town and some feds]]|'''25'''|Leo Ryan gave him bonus kills!|20|Iconic, synonymous with cults|'''50'''|Caused a whole new wave of paranoia in the US, put cults into the mainstream!|'''50'''|[[High Score|Cult world champion!]]|1,038|S+++|''If we can’t live in peace, then let’s die in peace.''}}

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==Videos==
{{videoframe|Kool-Aid|background-color: #BE1003;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>ct822sAXzRI</youtube>'''You always need mo Kool-Aid, nigga.'''
|<youtube>sKiUou_odzM</youtube>}}

==Gallery==
{{cg||refreshing|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Kool-Aid_-_Berlin_Wall.jpg|Have some cyanide Cool Aid you fucking shower of German cunts!!
Image:Kool-Aid_-_Dolphin_Liver_Flavor.jpg
Image:Kool-Aid_-_Hulk.jpg
Image:Kool-Aid_-_Smashed_Wall.jpg
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</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:OhyeeahGeass.gif
File:Jonestownground0.jpg |A lot of those people are black, so it's hard to know how to feel about the cyanide-laced Kool-Aid.
Image:OH_LAWD.jpg
File:Young Jim Jones (YJJ).jpg|A young Jim Jones monkeyin' around.
File:I had a time at the Jim Jones Koolaid festival.JPG
Image:Wikipedia Hates Kool Aid.gif|Kool-Aid Man soon after making a Wikipedia account.
</gallery>|border=#BE1003}}

==See also==
*[[An hero]]
*[[Communism]]
*[[Cult]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Ghetto]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Self pwn]]
*[[Waco]]

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Kool-Aid

2024-12-08T15:13:06Z

Immavampire: /* Jonestown massacre */

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|style="padding:2px"|<center><big>Lose 913 iPods?</big></center> <center>This page contains 913 [[an hero|an heroes]].</center>
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[[image:jonestowndeadbodies.jpg|750px|center|thumb|OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
 
[[Image:Koolaid_Oh_Yeah.gif|200px|thumb|OH YEAAAAAAA]]
[[Image:Kool4.jpg|200px|thumb|Ben Franklin???]]
'''[[Coon|Kool]]-[[AIDS|Aid]]''' was invented by the Reverend Jim Jones in the late 1970s, in all five food groups (red, urnge, green, blue, and turkwise) as a way to experience spiritual [[enlightenment]], as well as quench thirst and lure in hordes of [[nigger]]s into his [[cult]]. OH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although hugely popular, sales of Kool-Aid suffered a setback after it was found that a batch was laced with cyanide, killing 913 residents of Jonestown, Guyana. Nowadays, due to being poisonous to [[White|humans]], Kool-Aid is only consumed and drank by [[niggers]] and Mexicans, as their equivalent to [[alcohol]].

Sometime in the 1980s, some douche made [http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics81.html this comic].

These days only black people and suicidal [[Tony Sidaway|zealots]] drink Kool-Aid, preferably grape. OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH NIGGA!!!!!!!

Kool-Aid also is a metaphor that means drinking a mind-altering drug that makes you get into [[liberalism]].

''[[Family Guy]]'' recently realized that the Kool-Aid Man was the subject of the only funny joke they've ever made, and decided to pointlessly [[forced_meme|re-use it verbatim]]. Seth MacFarlane has confirmed that all future episodes of ''Family Guy'' will consist solely of flashbacks to the aforementioned joke, interspersed with Stewie making sexual innuendos for fan service. OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

If that wasn't bad enough, [[Dane Cook]] stole this bit and rehashed it for one of his shitty stand-up routines. That's right, he must have watched that shitty cartoon for inspiration many times before.
Eventually, MacFarlane retaliated by [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__oaLj-2MNo ripping him to pieces in an episode].

(Flavor Aid is the thirst-quencher of choice for Jim Jones.)

==Jonestown massacre==
{{ib|[[File:Jim jones.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''James Warren Jones'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 13, 1931}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''| November 18, 1978 (aged 47)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jewnited States of Americunts|Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 913, injured [[win|11]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|1st!!!!1!!1!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Great Prophet(s)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Revolutionary suicide}}
{{Ibend}}
[[Image:Whatwuzindakoolaid.jpg|200px|thumb|srsly, wtf.]]
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There are many [[Conspiracy theory|theories of CIA complicity]]. A bunch of assholes running [[Wikipedia]] don't want references about CIA complicity [http://www.ratical.org/ratville/JFK/JohnJudge/Jonestown.html ''The Black Hole of Guyana''] appearing on this article [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seductive_Poison "seductive poison"] and many others. They condemn it as fringe and unreliable every fucking chance they get to the point where an alert encyclopedia dramatica contributor decided to allude to this information here because he has faith there are those here who actually [[lulz]] for the truth and post it here.

Deborah Layton was a high-level member of the Peoples Temple for seven years. She was married to George Phillip Blakey who placed the down payment on the property in Guyana, which was purchased by Jim Jones and the Peoples Temple [http://www.ratical.org/ratville/JFK/JohnJudge/Jonestown.html "The Black Hole of Guyana"]. She is the daughter of the late [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/1999/03/05/MN82014.DTL&hw=jonestown&sn=087&sc=193 Laurence Laird Layton]. When she returned to the United States, little Debbie submitted [http://www.deborahlayton.com/affidavit.html an affidavit] about the compound in Guyana, which helped convince United States Congressman Leo Ryan to make his doomed journey there.

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seductive_Poison little Debbie] is also the sister of Lawrence John (Larry) Layton, who was the only one ever prosecuted for the murders of the congressional team by Temple members. Read about it here: [members|[http://www.thenation.com/doc/19990201/drew Indiana Jones's Temple of Doom].

Larry Layton was released on parole in 2002, largely due to the testimony of Vernon Gosney, one of the few survivors of the massacre. Read about it [http://jonestown.sdsu.edu/AboutJonestown/PersonalReflections/bell.htm here].

In the words of Stephan Jones, the lucky son of a bitch basketball jock and only living biological spawn of the late Jim Jones, from an interview in that flick or something "Paradise lost":

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There are a lot of reasons I think that people ended up taking the poison. I don't know who took it or who was injected. I think more than anything it was to out of loyalty to everyone else there. In my case if I had been there, I know I had strong will to live, but I think it was so important to me about how I was perceived to the people of my community. About how I was perceived was so important to me that it might have taken me to my death.

Ask yourself what would someone have to tell you or "what would someone have to do to you to get you to do something you couldn't possibly believe you were capable of"? and examine that. Learn from it. Don't judge it. Don't stand seperate from it. Be willing to stand in the shoes of people you are judging. My hope is that 900+ people, that they died, and the way they died might offer us something so that their lives won't be in vain.
</blockquote>

==="Drink the Kool-Aid"===

"Drinking the Kool-Aid" is when [[You|someone]] blindly follows someone else's bullshit when it's obvious to anyone else that it will only end badly.

It is a reference to the Jonestown massacre on November 19, 1978, where a looney [[sick fuck]] by the name Jim Jones convinced his followers to willingly murder their children and commit suicide by drinking cyanide-laced Flavor Aid. Jones had an inner-circle of loyal vicious henchmen to commit murder by lethal injection with the same Kool-Aid poison shit to anyone who resisted. OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

===It was actually Flavor Aid, fuck wits===
[[Image:00072392312658 full.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Popular with psycopathic cult leaders]]

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor_Aid Flavor Aid] is the cheaper, welfare version, [[nigger|black population]] prefered brand of flavored drink powders and was what was actually used in Jonestown along with the flavor enhancer of cyanide. 
Since very few white people except ghetto, trailer trash [[Juggalo]] types know what it is, Kool-Aid is the go to product as Hollywood and TV have popularized it as what was used. 

===Other Kool-Aid and Jonestown info Wikipedia assholes don't give a fuck about===

"But let me give you a little information about Jonestown. In French Guyana, the money for Jonestown came through a Mexico City bank and it was traced directly to the Central Intelligence Agency. Jonestown was not a mind control project. Mind control had LONG since been perfected. Jonestown was a biological weapons project. And the worst part about this whole thing is there are two other projects twice the size that had been going on in 1977 and they are still going on today."

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCtS8D2TB2o&# 1996 Halloween speech of Mark Phillips and Cathy O'Brien]
*[http://archive.tc/?x=548 Transcript of the speech]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANJUb_rXLe0& Testimony at a press conference by legislative aide to Leo Ryan Joesiph Holsinger 5/23/1980]
*[http://www.ratical.org/ratville/JFK/JohnJudge/Jonestown.html ''The Black Hole of Guyana'' ]

A little incite and a little insight will let any dipshit figure out Jonestown was a project financed by the American CIA. Why else were certain members of Jim Jones's inner circle allowed to get away? It's questionable whether or not Jim Jones himself was wittingly a CIA agent or cooperative because he just seemed way too much of a looney tune megalomaniac asshole getting off to power to give a fuck either way. He wanted people to flock to him and die for him and it stood to reason the CIA was all too willing to observe and facilitate his project like a bunch of juvenile delinquents putting firecrackers in a hornet's nests and ant hills. OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Little Debbie's testimony is all about Jim Jones being the perpetrator. Is there anything worth a shit of her interviews and works that tell about who her husband was while she was still involved in the Peoples Temple? Or anything worth a shit about the big chunks of money her father and boyfriend used to finance this remote little death camp? It's little coincidence the book gets an Emmy from [[Fox News]].

Anyways, the asshole who does most the censoring has a name that sounds like [[:Image:Mossadpwnage.jpg|Mossad]] [[shit]]. He probably was Larry Layton's butt lover while doing hard time in prison together.

===Just what kind of sick fuck was Jim Jones?===

Here's the link to the death tape:

[http://www.archive.org/details/ptc1978-11-18.flac16 "WARNING: A SICK FUCK tells his followers to drink the Kool-Aid"]

===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|'''914'''|[[Win|Killed an entire town and some feds]]|'''25'''|Leo Ryan gave him bonus kills!|20|Iconic, synonymous with cults|'''50'''|Caused a whole new wave of paranoia in the US, put cults into the mainstream!|'''50'''|[[High Score|Cult world champion!]]|1,034|S+++|''If we can’t live in peace, then let’s die in peace.''}}
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==Videos==
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Image:Kool-Aid_-_Berlin_Wall.jpg|Have some cyanide Cool Aid you fucking shower of German cunts!!
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File:Jonestownground0.jpg |A lot of those people are black, so it's hard to know how to feel about the cyanide-laced Kool-Aid.
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File:Young Jim Jones (YJJ).jpg|A young Jim Jones monkeyin' around.
File:I had a time at the Jim Jones Koolaid festival.JPG
Image:Wikipedia Hates Kool Aid.gif|Kool-Aid Man soon after making a Wikipedia account.
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==See also==
*[[An hero]]
*[[Communism]]
*[[Cult]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Ghetto]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Self pwn]]
*[[Waco]]

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{{subpage|High Score}}
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.

[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]

==Abel Klemmensen==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]]   [[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.

Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.

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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}

{{Wanted|2}}

==Adam Labus==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]]   [[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero
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===What happened?===
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.
 
2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}
{{Wanted|1}}

==Alexander Koryakov==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]]   [[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.

{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}
{{Wanted|2}}

==Alfonso Lama G.==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]]   [[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}
{{Ibend}}
Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]
===THE SHOOTING===
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.

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AlfonsoLama.jpeg
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting
File:DeadAlfonso02.png ‎| NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png ‎
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png ‎
File:Alfonsoinaction.png ‎
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}
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==Angel Granados-Diaz==

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}
{{Ibend}}

Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.

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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}

{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}

==Anthony McRae==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]]   [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.

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{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}
{{Wanted|1}}

==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]]   [[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No Yes (in prison)}}
{{Ibend}}
On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village.

=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&.

Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.

On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.

===Gallery===
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}

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PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again
AIV&2.png|Another look
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT
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===Rant===
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}

==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]  [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

You thought the [[Brenton Tarrant|Tarrant]] [[Waaaambulance|kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.

===Gallery of the fail===
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ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]
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[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]

===Trolling Arda===
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:

# Arda Cuckuyetim
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim
# Arda Cuck can't get it.
# Arda *Unintelligible*
# Skreewie Griffin
# Stewie Küçükyetim
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.

===Rant===

{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}

===External Links===
*[https://www.vidlii.com/user/Skreewie VidLii account]
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}

==Armando Hernandez Jr==

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]]   [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.

{{frame|[[File:Westgate mall shooting Snapchat video.mp4|200px|center]]|margin=auto}}

{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}
{{Wanted|2}}

==Austin Wyatt Rollins==

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]   [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.

He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s>

UPDATE: SHE DIED!

{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}

{{Wanted|1}}

===External links===
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]]   [[File:Cd.gif]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.

{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}
{{Wanted|3}}

==Barry Loukaitis==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life.

In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}
{{Wanted|3}}
==Beau Wilson==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]  [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}
{{Ibend}}
It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.
===The shooting===
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.
===Wrestling Career===
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]

===Graded Score===
 
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
|-
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|3/20
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|8/20
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|15/20 ''Neighborhood stroll''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|15/20 ''Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|5/20 ''Outscored couch cuck by one frag''
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 46/100 ('''F''')</big>
|}

<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>

{{Wanted|2}}

===External links===
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']

==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==
{{ib|[[File:BEARR1FullFace.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]]   [[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
===Life before===
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.

===The stabbing===
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.

===Aftermath===
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.

===Release===
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.

===External links===
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]

===Gallery===
<center>
{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery>
File:BEARR1.jpg
File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!
File:BEARR23.jpg
File:Bearr8.jpg|Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, [https://www.nrk.no/nordland/fengslene-i-nord-bruker-sikkerhetsceller-minst-1.16229803 chilling in prison].
</gallery>|<gallery>
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</gallery>|}}
</center>

{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}
{{Wanted|2}}

==Deion Patterson==

{{ib|[[File:DeionPatterson.jpg|180px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]]   [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.
<center><youtube>lH6oDzgS9qA</youtube></center>

{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}
{{Wanted|1}}

==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]   [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 8 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-ops mode}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!

In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years.

===Gallery===
<center>
{{cg|Gallery|COLgall|center|<gallery>
File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"

</gallery>|}}
</center>

{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}
{{Wanted|2}}

==Dimitris Patmanidis==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dimitris Patmanidis'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1990}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 10, 2009 (aged 19)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greece|Geek]]   [[File:MiniflagGreece.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yep}}
{{Ibend}}
An hour before [[Tony48219|Anthony Powell]] made his [[Christian|Xtian]] crusade, [[Powerword|Dimitris Patmanidis]] ([[Moonspeak|Δημήτρης Πατμανίδης]]), AKA Death_Salvation, a 19-year-old mechanics student began the first round of trolling on 10th April 2009. Dimitris, armed with [[Tomb Raider]] equipment, 2 pistols (both converted) and a hunting knife, went to the OAED vocational college, and, on the staircase began his [[nihilist]] & [[emo]] shooting. He first wounded a 18 year old student, [[Irony|Dimitris]] [[Cock|Kokkinis]],
who was shot twice on the chest by Dimitris. Then, our [[an hero|hero]] tries to snipe 2 supermarket workers, [[Kosta Kecmanovic|Kostas]] Papadopoulos (23) and Topali Fatmili (47) from 150 meters (allegedly), being wounded by shots [[Epic fail|in the legs, arms and hands]]. Dimitris, thinking he has done his job, went to a nearby park, sat down on a bench and offed himself in the right temple, fatally wounding himself. He died in the operating room.
===Background===
Dimitris was originally [[Georgia|Abkhazian]] but he was nationalized [[Greece|Greek]].

The OAED Vocational College was popular, apart from the shooting, for being the central of drug dealing on Athens, and also for being the [[Retard|Gangstas]] home in Athens.
===Motive===
Apart of being a [[Columbine Copycats|Kawlimpiner]], he also was inspired by [[Tim Kretschmer]], who made his epic mass trolling in [[Germany]] the month before and also shot himself with a decent pistol. Dimitris, suffered from bullying during his time on OAED. Also he got [[Incel|rejected by a girl]] of his class, but surprisingly [[Nice guy|he spared her life]].
[[File:DimitrisMySpace.jpeg|thumb|left|His [[MySpace]] he used in 2009. Even in Greece where Facebook was popular, he was the only faggot who still using it]]
===Aftermath===
[[Shit nobody cares about|They gave psychiatric attention to every person traumatized]] and that's all. But wait, there's more! Maria Kousidou, an 18-year-old girl who studied there and suffered from bullying, like Dimitris, tied his score by slashing her classmates on the OAED, injuring 3 before being arrested. She made a sequel for Dimitris cuz OAED is a [[True|shithole and a bullying center in Greece]].
===Quotes===
{{Quote|I have no reason to continue to live. I am too [[faggot|selfish]] to die and let you live.
Before [[An Hero|I die]], I will deprive the most precious thing you have. I have no
respect for human life. Anyone found in front of me the morning of 10 April
2009, will die, without exception| The emoquit Dimitris}}
{{Quote|So far I have not experienced anything else,
despite [[Elliot Rodger|the rejection]]| Mentioning he was rejected by the thot}}
===Gallery===
<center>
{{cg|Gallery|Dimitris Fail|center|<gallery>
File:Dmitris1.jpg
File:Dmitris2.jpg
File:Dmitris3.jpg|Unused rifle. He could get a better high score if he used it.
File:Dmitris4.jpg|Emo
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
File:DimitrisPointing.jpeg|You should use it next time, faggot.
File:Dimitrislookingsmthing.jpg|Looking like a drunk guy
File:Dimitrisface.jpg
File:DimitrisRoadCap.jpg|Trying a [[Rina Palenkova]], but failed
File:DimitrisRarephoto.jpeg
File:DimitrisTrenchCoat.jpeg|His boring [[Columbine|trench Coat]]
File:DimitrisUsedGun.jpeg|The Zoraki pistol he used
File:DimitrisUsedGun1.jpeg|Allegedly used this pistol
File:DimitrisVictim.jpg|Kokkinis, pwned
File:DimitrisCigarrettes.jpg|He was an active [[Faggot|smoker]]
</gallery>|}}
</center>
===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|0||3|Did worse than [[Asa Coon]]|8|Emoquit [[Columbiners|Columbiner]] revenge|10|Being the first [[School Shooting|Sk00l Sh00t1in]] in Greece history|5|Aftermetioned motive|26|F---|Disappointed, really}}
{{Wanted|1}}
===External Links===
*{{Wikilink|OAED_Vocational_College_shooting|ToW's article}}
*[[Columbine copycats#Dimitris Patmanidis|His Kawlimpine copycats' section]]

==Douglas Araya==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]]   [[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.

===Lulzfest===
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.

===Rant===
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition. Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}
{{Wanted|2}}

==Dylan Butler==

{{ib|[[File:DylanButler.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]   [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.

Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.

===Gallery===
<center>
{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery>
File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.
File:DylanButlerCowboy.png
File:DylanButlerPostal.png|Cosplaying as [[Postal 2|Postal Dude]].
</gallery>|}}
</center>

{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---| }}
{{Wanted|1}}

===External links===
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit

==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]   [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.
===THE FAILURE===
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.

He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head.

Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].
===[[Why|Motive]]===
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].
<center>
<gallery>
File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house
File:Edmar2.jpg ‎
</gallery>
</center>
{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}
{{Wanted|1}}
==Eero Hiltunen==

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]]   [[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.

Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.

After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later.

<center>
<gallery>
File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.
</gallery>
</center>

{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}
{{Wanted|1}}
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]]   [[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).

=== External Links ===
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}

{{Collapsegallery|'''sigh... *unzips*'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL
File:Evita gun.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing
File:Evita super soldier.jpg
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making
File:Evita talvisota.jpg
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]]
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog
</gallery>|border=gray|color=white}}

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]] '''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d (Jibber jabber version here)]'''
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]] '''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]] '''Was Finnished before she even started.'''
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}
|}

{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}

{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}

==Federico Guevara Elizondo==
{{ib|[[File:FedericoGuevara.jpeg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fede Guevara'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexican]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
On January 18, 2017, a 15-year-old aspie [[beaner]] known as "Fede" grabbed his father's revolver, went to his school, and shot NPCs, [[fail|but only managed to kill his teacher and injure 3 classmates]] before becoming [[an hero]] a few seconds later. His high score attempt was also so shitty that he missed when attempting suicide and died 1 day later in the hospital.

From what is known, he announced his plan on some autistic [[Failbook|Facebook]] groups and on [[Hispachan]], a spic knockoff of 4chan.

The only notable thing about him is that he caused a lot of [[lulz]] and [[butthurt]] on the Latin American internet at the time, but [[nobody cares]] anymore.
===Gallery===
{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery>
File:FedeGuevaraBody.png|[[Goodnight, sweet prince]]
File:TeacherBeaner.png|Pwnd teacher
File:MexicanPwndStudent.png|Pwnd student
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:FedeGuevaraSchoolAd.jpg|"Teach your children to resolve conflicts fairly."
File:HispachanFileGuevara.png|Hispachan post
File:Fede Guevara hispachan.png
File:Fede Guevara fb.png|Fede Guevara announcing he will shoot up his school on Facebook
</gallery>|}}

[[File:FedeGuevaraShooting.mp4|center|750px]]

{{GradedScore|1|3 injured|10|Hunting is a tradition in your family and yet you were only able to effectively shoot 4?|5|SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!|10|Caused a lot of lulz in Latin America|0|[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|An 11-year-old boy did it better]]|26|F|Shittiest Mexican shooter}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Fekadu Nasha==
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]]   [[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.
<center>
<gallery>
File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over
</gallery>
</center>
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}

{{Wanted|3}}

==Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz==
{{ib|[[File:Gabriel Alejandro.jpeg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexico|Mexicunt]]   [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (in prison)}}
{{Ibend}}[[Gay|Gaybriel]] Assholeandro [[Gay|Gaylaviz]] was a 20-year-old spic and [[Suzano]] fanboy from [[Mexico|Beanerland]] who, on March 6th, 2024, decided to commit the first [[Elliot Rodger|incel attack]] in [[Beaners|Latinoamérica]]. Geared up with a fucking combat axe (too lazy to buy a couple of rifles from your local cartel? Shame, shame!), he first stabbed an unknown woman in a motel to death before making his way to his local university and hacked'n'slashed two women as revenge for not getting pussy. Right before [[Feminism|women's international day]], no less! He also ended up slashing another fellow [[Men|moid]] (he lived) before getting V& by the SpicPigs.

He also [[cringe|took pics with the classical '''SIEGE mask™''']], and uploaded it to his [[Failbook]], because that's what all the [[Lame|cool]] [[black|tr00 aryan]] [[school shooters]] wear.

On August 7th, he decided that he wasn't about to spend the rest of his life getting gangraped by LOS ZETAS in prison, so he took [[An Hero|the easy way out]], gaining some minimal bonus points on the ranking below.

Surprisingly enough, Galaviz managed to get the Mexican HighScore in school attackers division, which shouldn't surprise anyone seeing the lack of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Federico_Guevara_Elizondo|competent]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|players]].
{{GradedScore|3| Could be better. |15| 3 out of 4 ain't bad |5|Incel pwner, yawn, [[Elliot Rodger|been]] [[Alek Minassian|done]] [[Ben Moynihan|before]].|4|[[Mexico|Mexicunts]], [[United States|Amerikans]] and feminazis cared. The [[IRL|real world]] had other shit to worry about.|15|Obligatory bonus points for becoming An Hero + beating the [[William Atchison|couch cuck]]|42|D-|Next time, you ''USE A FUCKING GUN!!!''}}

{{Wanted|2|}}

== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]]   [[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}
{{Ibend}}

Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|spic neo-nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]

=== A Masacre ===
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].

==== [[((( )))|(((Os Mortos)))]] ====
* Selena Zagrillo, 12
* Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos, 48
* Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara, 45
* Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo, 38

{{clear}}
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===

<center>
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]

<gallery perrow = "4">
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image
</gallery>
</center>

=== Rant ===
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]] <big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}

{{Wanted|2|}}

=== External Links ===
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}

==Geir Kaldahl==
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]]   [[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.

After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.

{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F| }}

{{Wanted|2}}

==Genildo Ferreira de França==

{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]   [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old [[Dildo|Genildo]] embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways.

He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.

===Suicide Note===
<pre>
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.

And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.

I stop here because I can't go on.

I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.

I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.

It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.

I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.

Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.

GOODBYE

TO

EVERYONE

Signed Jenildo
</pre>

{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}
{{Wanted|3}}

===External links===
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]

==Glenn Litton==

{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}
{{Ibend}}
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 (besides that one {{Hover|beaner|Brandon Alonso}} who [[Retard|tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates]]) is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[High Score/Loserinfo#Dimitris Patmanidis|Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.

=== Gayllery and rant ===

<center>
<gallery>
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]

</gallery>
</center>

{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}

{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}

==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.
=== The massacre ===
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.
=== But why? ===
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:
*Finacial debt
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened
*Mental illness
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].
=== Graded score ===
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}
{{Wanted|2}}

==Henrique Lira Trad==
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]   [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].

Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].
{{Clear}}
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|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube> <center>'''News report & weapons'''</center>
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube> <center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center>
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube> <center>'''Moar'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

===Gallery===
<center><gallery perrow="5">
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]
</gallery>
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]
<gallery perrow="4">
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!
File:Failed Shooter.png|
File:Hen-freak-que.png|
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic
</gallery></center>

{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}

{{Wanted|0}}

===External Links===
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]

== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an   [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]].

Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}
{{Wanted|1}}

==Jackson Mwanza==
{{ib|[[File:JacksonMwanza.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]]   [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.

===Shooting===
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]

Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.

===Misc===
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JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day
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===RANT===
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}
{{WantedLevel|1}}

==Jori Juhani Lasonen==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]]   [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.

{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}
{{Wanted|0}}

===External links===
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]

==José Marimon Carles==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]   [[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]
===Matanza===
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]

=== Galería ===
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].

===The Man===
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.

===Attempt===
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].

===Great Escape===
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].

===Minecraft Manhunt===
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.

===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}

{{Wanted|4}}

===External Links===
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}

==Josiah Lyons==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.

This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].

On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.

===Punishment===
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.

===Fun Fact===
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!

===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}

===See Also===
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.

==Juan Medina Gordillo==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]  [[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.

===La Masacre===
27th November, 1996.
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.

===Graded Score===

{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}

==Juraj Krajčík==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juraj Krajčík'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 28, 2003}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 12, 2022 (aged 19)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]  [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

Juraj Krajčík (gamertag: prism55) was a 19-year-old [[Slovakia|Slovak]] guy who, in October of 2022, tried to beat [[Omar Mateen]]'s [[High Score]] by shooting up a [[Fag|gay]] bar in Bratislava. However, he instead [[Pussy|pussied]] out after killing two faggots and injuring another, before becoming [[an hero]] sometime later. Overall, since he did absolutely [[shit]], combined with the fact that literally no [[Americans]] know that Slovakia exists, [[Epic fail|no-one gave a single fuck about his amoklauf, and he was forgotten after 10 seconds]].

Like most of Tarrant's Lads, he wrote a [[Media:A call to arms.pdf|little manifesto]] too. [[fail|So much effort, yet only two kills.]]

{{morphquote|jurajquotes||font-weight; bold
|2-1 kdr, not my problem. wish i couldve gone higher but whatever. wanted to bag the prime minister but i didnt get lucky with his car arriving|{{archive|hdfcq|4chan thread}}
|sad for my family, happy with my own life, nothing for the two faggots. soon a bit of lead| What was going through his mind
|just doing the right thing, i felt sadder for my family afterwards than the two faggots i fucked up|
|made my own decision to do this, i had barely any dms with people on telegram or wherever.| He thought Telegram anons produced good content though
|not groomed. got my views first from 8c then various sites. most of all seeing it with my own eyes really settled the deal for me. decided on my own volition|
|my nigger i’d rather live just 19 years than 91 while knowing what the kikes are doing.|
}}

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File:JurajPointing.jpg
File:JurajShoe.jpg|[[Shoe on head]]
JurajBody.jpg|[[An Hero]]
File:Jurajwytpowah.jpg
File:JurajVictims2.png
File:JurajVictims1.jpg
File:JurajNotebook.jpg
File:JurajLetter2.jpg|Suicide note
File:JurajLetter.png|Suicide note translation
File:Krajnik wikipedia.png|Wikipedo account Prism55 - Claimed to be "Against terrorism" lol
File:A call to arms.pdf|His 65-page manifesto "[[:File:A call to arms.pdf|A Call to Arms]]" (Click link to read)

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{{GradedScore|2|1 injured.|15| |12|Shootin' fags.|0|[[Who]]?|10|Two less fags in this world.|39|F-|Omar Mateen is rolling in his grave.}}
{{Wanted|1}}

===External links===
*{{Wikilink|2022_Bratislava_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{archive|hdfcq|He answered questions on /pol/ after the shooting}}
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/399510500/ His "Happening thread" with zero replies] {{archive|dxTBI}}
*{{yt|c|UCf7xDPsZ5OcrdEOH8SA-fxQ|<s>prism55</s>}} - YouTube channel, '''Baleeted [[last Thursday]].''' [[Epic Win|Had more subscribers than]] [[William Atchison|another failed high scorer]].
*{{yt|c|UCS-qp4-fzepgS5bpi7oP8DA|<s>prism55Games</s>}} - Another YouTube channel, '''Baleeted [[last Thursday]].'''
*{{yt|c|UCGhROoB6ecq1rWkj-rgc-5Q|<s>PrismVlogs</s>}} - Yet another YouTube channel, '''Baleeted [[last Thursday]].'''
*{{fandomlink|community|User:Prism55Writes|Fandom/Wikia account}} - Disabled

==Kevin Neal==

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]   [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}
{{Ibend}}

On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet.

After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.

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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.
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=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}
{{WantedLevel|1|}}

==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]]   [[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}
{{Ibend}}
[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.
 
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}
{{Wanted|2}}
==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]   [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}
{{Ibend}}
Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.

===Lore===
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.
 
Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.

===The Stabbing===
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.

===Gallery===
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg‎| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]
File:Unfunart.jpg ‎|Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg ‎|Lev bleeding
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg ‎
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.
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===Graded score===

{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}
{{Wanted|2}}

==Longo Dhendonga==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]]   [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.

{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}
{{Wanted|3}}
==Ľubomír Harman==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Birthdate:'''|31st March, 1962}}
{{Ibrow|'''Deathdate:'''|30th August, 2010}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]]   [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 kills, 15 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.
===Ľubomír's life===

Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.

On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.

===The Rampage===
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.

=== Gallery and Graded Score ===
<center>
<gallery>
LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend
LubomirDrinkCircle.png
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]
</gallery>
</center>
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] Actual Slovak High Score}}
{{Wanted|3}}

=== Lulz Sources ===

[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]

==Luca Traini==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]]   [[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}
{{Ibend}}
Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!
===The shooting===
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''
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*'''Spell''': Nazi
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].
===Ban tactical assault politicians===
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}

==Marek Nowak==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]]   [[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.
===The shooting===
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.
===Motive===
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.

{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}

{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}

==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]  [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&

===Lulzfest===
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.
===Investigation===
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.
===Gallery===
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery>
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage
File:PhasidGameplay1.png ‎
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID
</gallery>|}}
</center>
===High Score===
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}
{{Wanted|1}}
===See Also===
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score

==Mattias Flink==

{{ib|[[File:Mattias Flink.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]]   [[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer Mattias Flink got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].

Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]].

After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, [[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]], on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.

{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|The [[Swedish]] Champion.}}
{{Wanted|2}}

==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==
{{ib|[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]   [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|8 dead, 7 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}
{{Ibend}}

Mauricio was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!

[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]

'''External Links'''
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}

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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}

{{Wanted|2}}

==Max Porta==
{{ib|[[File:MaxPorta02.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Max Porta'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]   [[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|1 kill, 4 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Max Porta C.''', was a spaniard [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old student]] who on [[Columbine|April 20]] 2015, began his attack. At 9:20 A.M., he entered to the IES Joan Fuster, in Barcelona, [[Spain]], with a Crossbow, a Machete and a molotov and asked his teacher to enter to class. She refused and Max, on faggotry, doesn't attack her and his teacher closes the class door. He then grabs his machete and kills Abel Martínez, a substitute teacher. After killing the teacher, he then enters other classroom and shots the female language teacher with his crossbow before stabbing her in the [[BOOBIES!!|b00bs]]. Her daughter, confronted Max but Max stabbed her also in the titties and buttocks.A friend of Max shouted "What are you doing? You are [[Doing it wrong|doing so much pain]]!" and he gets stabbed by this absolute idiot in the legs. Afterwards, he exits the room and near the bathroom, shots with his awful crossbow another female teacher, wounding her. On the bathrooms, Max was preparing his molotov to continue the lulzfest but [[David Sonboly|David]] Jurado, a P.E. Teacher, reduced Max and Max started to [[Waaaambulance|cry]]. Fortunately, the fag of Max made a high score to every ES_School to Spain and got free with a worse high score than [[Couch Cuck|the couch cuck]].

===Gallery===
<center>
<gallery>
MaxPevilmeme.jpeg|MFW - I killed a teacher and i'm free without any charges bc i'm a schizo teen.
Max porta.png|Staring into your soul
MaxPortaHockey.jpg|He on his hockey team. Notice that [[Spain|dago]] [[Police|pigs]] tried to keep him anonymous
AbelMartinez.jpg|Alive
MPBody.jpg|Dead
</gallery>
</center>

===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|1||6|Could you aim your machete to the neck?|10|Trolling with a crossbow|11|[[Europe|UE]] had news coverage about it.|20|For being first big troll in a [[Spain|Dagoland]] sk00l|48|C|Why do you use a crossbow?Also, [[DO IT FAGGOT|AIM FOR THE NECK WITH YOUR MACHETE]], you idiot!!}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Lower Range Policia Nacional}}
===External links===
{{Twitter|maxporta13|Fake Max's twitter}} 
{{Wikilink|Barcelona_school_killing|ToW's coverage}}

== Muryllo Martins ==

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]]   [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!

{{Clear}}

=== Gallery ===
<center>
<gallery>
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.
MurylloMartins2.png
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.
</gallery>
</center>

=== Rant ===

{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}

{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}

==Myles Sanderson==
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]]   [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}
{{Ibend}}

Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.

3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?

{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C| }}
{{Wanted|3}}

==Nathaniel Jouett==

{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]   [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}
{{Ibend}}

This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}

{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}
{{Wanted|2}}

==Nicolae Lungu==
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]]   [[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.

Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.

{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}

==Pere Puig==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]   [[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering
===La Masacre de Olot===
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.
===Citados y Galeria===
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}
<center>
<gallery>
File:PereMugshot.jpg
File:PereV&.jpg
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action
</gallery>
</center>
===La puntuanción===
<center>
{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}
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==Petter Kyvik==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]]   [[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes.

===Investigation===
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.

===Aftermath===
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.

Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.

In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.

{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-| }}
{{Wanted|2}}

== Rafael Solich ==
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]  [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place.

Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while.

He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}
{{Wanted|2}}

==Raymond Spencer==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]  [[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment.
===Shooting===
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.

=== Gallery ===
<center>
<gallery>
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video
</gallery>
</center>

[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT ([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center>

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{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}
{{Wanted|1}}
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== Ricardo Barreda ==
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]  [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''| No, pwned by heart attack}}
{{Ibend}}
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.

{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}
{{Wanted|2}}

=== External Links===
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}
*[https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_Barreda Spic version, which has more info on it]

==Robério Souza de Oliveira==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]  [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}
{{Wanted|1}}

==Robert Crayton Jr.==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]]   [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.
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{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}
{{Wanted|1}}
===External links===
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}

==Roger Kjetså==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]]   [[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.

===The Shooting===
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.

At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.

After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.

At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.

{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}

===Gallery===
<center>
<gallery>
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.
</gallery>
</center>

{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---| }}
{{Wanted|1}}

==Roman Gizatulin==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]   [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]
===Rant===
<center>
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}
{{WantedLevel|1}}
</center>

== Rudolf Nikolli ==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]  [[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}
{{Wanted|0}}
=== See Also ===
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.
=== External Links ===
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}

== Sascha I. ==

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]  [[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot py responding officers and arrested.

=== Attack ===
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about politics and Al-Qaeda.]]
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.

=== Gallery ===

<center>
<gallery>
SaschaI2.jpeg
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].
</gallery>
</center>

=== Rant ===

{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}
{{Wanted|1}}

=== C Also ===
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score

== Sergey Lepnev ==
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]  [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.
<center>
<gallery>
LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle
SLV&.jpeg|V&
SergeyLCourt.png
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting
</gallery>
</center>
=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic= [[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}

=== External Links ===
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]

=== C Also ===
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur

==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]]   [[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}
{{Ibend}}

Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo.

Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+| }}
{{Wanted|5}}
==Sicelo Dlamini==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]]   [[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}
{{Ibend}}
Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.
===Life===
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.

===The Fail===
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.
===Gallery===
<center>
<Gallery>
NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.
</Gallery>
</center>
===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}
{{WantedLevel|1|}}

==Tristan Van der Vlis==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan Van Der Vlis'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]   [[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 16 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
Tristan, was a 24 year old god hater who sperg out in a mall on 9th april 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 16 before [[An Hero|An Heroing]] in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.

===Lore===
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.
===The Amok Day===
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]
<center>
<gallery>
LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo
TristanNormal.jpeg
Nazitristan.jpg
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry
Raregunphoto.jpeg
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.
</gallery>
</center>
{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}
{{WantedLevel|2|}}
==Uroš Blažić==
{{ib|[[File:UrosBlazic.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]]   [[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.
 <center>'''The Shooting'''</center> 
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.
<center>
<gallery>
File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&
File:Urosblazic2.jpg
File:Urosblazic1.jpg
</gallery>
</center>
{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}
{{WantedLevel|3|}}
==Vadim Miloshevsky==
{{ib|[[File:VadimMiloshevsky.jpg ‎|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]]   [[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.
===Background===
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team.
===THE ATTACK===
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.
<center>
<gallery>
File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] ‎
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned
</gallery>
</center>
<center>
{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}
{{WantedLevel|1|}}
</center>

==Viateur Nkurunziza==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]]   [[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}
{{Ibend}}

Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.

=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}
{{WantedLevel|2|}}

==Zaniar Matapour==

{{ib|[[File:ZaniarMatapour.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنا‌یار متاع‌پور'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]]   [[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.

<center><youtube>AtFCm1mxz4E</youtube></center>

Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.

PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.

He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".

Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.

<center>
<gallery>
File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.
File:ZaniarV&.png
</gallery>
</center>

{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}

==See Also==

{{High Scores}}
{{gun control}}
{{anheroes}}

[[Category:Murder]]

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2024-12-08T14:36:38Z

Immavampire:

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2024-12-08T14:11:27Z

Immavampire:

Baruch Goldstein

2024-11-12T13:15:43Z

Immavampire: /* Known Aliases */

{{ib|[[File:Goldstein002.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ברוך קופל גולדשטיין‎‎'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 9, 1956}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 25, 1994 (aged 37)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Israeli]]  [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 29, injured 125}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, lynched by mob}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Baruch Kopel Goldstein'''{{Jew}} was a 37-year-old [[Israel|Israeli]][[Americunts|-American]] man and the only good [[kike]] to ever exist who followed the Torah to its word and [[Mass Shooting|slaughtered]] 29 filthy [[Palestine|Palestinian]] ''goyim'' and [[almost raped]] 125 others in an epic bloodbath that would come to be known as the '''[[Wikipedia:Cave of the Patriarchs massacre|Cave of the Patriarchs massacre]]'''. He was a far-right [[Judaism|Orthodox Jew]], part of the Kach movement, a radical kike reich that existed from 1971 until 1994 (when it got b&); a cult too extreme for even Israel - one of the world's leading terrorist nations, only surpassed by [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[China]], and [[Best Korea]]. His massacre only ended after the [[Oxymoron|peaceful Palestinians]] overcame him - and brutally lynched him to death. The aftermath drew much praise from countless extremist kikes, while the leftists (Self-hating Jews) [[BAWWW]]'d for weeks.

== Background ==
How could someone be such a dickhead as to commit [[Mass Murder|mass murder]] upon countless innocents? Maybe it's the fact that Baruch was born in [[NYC|Brooklyn, New York]]; Noo Yahk'ahs aint exaktly known fo'hre dere frindly additudez. Like many scumbags from the city, he was born to a privileged Jewish family. He was strictly raised by the Orthodox faith, infamous for being fucked up beyond belief - on par with [[Islam]]. Due to being a kike, he easily got into one of the many (((Colleges))), because the professors gave him more priority over more [[Azn|hard working]] students. He was a member of the Jewish Defense League, a terrorist kike organization- just so happened to have been formed by his childhood friend.

===Israeli Initiation===

Sometime in the 1960s (1963 to be exact), Goldstein flied out to [[Israel]], served as a medic in the Israeli [[Army]], then retired from the military to work as a civilian doctor- where he flat out ''refused'' to service any arabs. He was often autistic and cruel, like many kikes are. He got butthurt over Israel having democracy; even [[Retard|comparing]] it to [[Nazi]] [[Germany]].

== Loadout ==

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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': IMI Galil
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsACRRifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Four 35 round magazines; 140 rounds total. '''22~33 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Stopping Power
<center>[[Image:ESM_Stopping_Power.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Zionism
<center>[[Image:Israel flag.gif|50px]]</center>
|
*Double damage against Arabs, Americans, and Germans.

|}
</div>

==Massacre==
[[File:Goldstein020.jpg|thumb|right|Weapons used according to Libtards and Pro Palestinian faggots.]]

{{Quote|There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.|Baruch Goldstein}}

The Cave of the Patriarchs is an ancient construct that plays a very important role to Jews and Muslims. It has been, and still is, divided into two section; one for each religion. This is in order to avoid the inevitable conflict of the two natural enemies coming in contact. It was under the occupation of the Israelis (Ashke'''NAZI'''s). Baruch was able to disguise himself as a security guard, and walked into the arab half without any resistance or interference from the Israeli guards. Namely, because he was dressed in his military uniform. Once he infiltrated the location, he waited until the crowd got on their arms and knees for the late-stages of the prayers. Then, he quickly initiated the purifying ritual aka; the shooting '''over 150''' motherfuckers before he ran out of ammo; an impressive feat considering he only had 140 rounds of ammunition for his rifle. Some fucker threw a fire extinguisher at him and smacked him in the head, knocking him out. He was [[Zerg Rush]]ed by the crowd and was savagely lynched to death- a fitting fate for such an evil and depraved kike.

==Palestinian Chimpout==

As usual, Palestinians everywhere [[Chimpout|chimped out]], sparking massive riots, which resulted in dozens if not hundreds of deaths. These chimpouts rivaled even the infamous 1992 Los Angeles riots.

==Reactions==

Israelis mostly condemned the bloodbath cleansing, with only a small minority of kikes worshiping their true hero. The act inflicted [[Troll's Remorse]] on 80% of the kikes. The Israeli Government did something good for once, and outlawed the terrorist organization that Goldstein was part of. They pulled an [[Obama|Obongo]] and confiscated the [[Gun|guns]] of neo-jazis everywhere. Of course, they needed to take out their anger on some [[Lie|innocent]] Palestinians too, by banning them from entire streets and areas for years; even if they had homes there. The Israeli government formed the Shamgar Commission, which sought to investigate the attack. They found that the filthy kike Baruch Goldstein had some common characteristics of 99% of mass shooters:

*He acted alone, and told nobody of his plans
*He had a small dick
*He was a virgin
*The intelligence agencies fucking fail at their jobs
*Security Guards too
*Survivors provided shitty testimony that often contradicted
*Plenty of [[sick fuck]]s tried to ''justify'' Baruch's actions

==Memorial/Cult==

Shortly after the epic bloodbath, thousands of kikes flocked to Goldstein's grave to pay homage to their hero aka their lord and savior. The government tried to understate the amount of fanatics, but the fib fooled few goys. Countless rabbis praised the actions of Goldstein. Eventually, in the late 90s, his grave was pwn'd. The cultists continued on though, even dressing their kids up like Goldstein on the anniversary. Even in the [[2010s]], an occasional yid invokes his memory, trolling more Palestinians into chimping out and getting put down. sadly for the kikes the world probably forgot about him which was a shit legacy if you had one

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|'''29'''|(125 injured)|10|Spammed shit like a [[faggot]]|16|Murdered sand niggers|19|Extreme butthurt in the Levant|20|Kickstarting the Kike Reich|94|A|Keep it Isreal}}

{{Wanted|4}}

==Known Aliases==
Goldstein went by many aliases, including but not limited to:
* "Baruch 'if you're a goy, you're getting destroyed' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'towelheads get put to bed' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Mosque Destroying Machine' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Kosher Tarrant' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'A Trigger On Every Sandnigger' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Palestinians Get Incinerated' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'More Like The West Blank' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Kicking Off The Kike Reich' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'If You're A Gentile You Get My Galil' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'If It Ain't In The Torah It's Got To Go-ah' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Keeping It Kosher While You Bleed Over' Goldstein"
* "Baruch '6 Million In Each Bullet' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'The Dhimmi Who'll Kill Me' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'No Halal In My Mamal' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Sharia And Faqih Can't Stop Me' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Notorious J.E.W.' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Chosen Ubermentsch' Goldstein"

== Videos ==

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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>H6hEJtcPuxs</youtube> <center>'''Baruch Goldstein did nothing wrong.'''</center>
|<youtube>ZknF8rF7Wtw</youtube> <center>'''Goldstein Massacre'''</center>
|<youtube>s3Q-4ZLivn0</youtube> <center>'''Eminem Parody'''</center>
|<youtube>JV_Z3nL2cgk</youtube> <center>'''Documentary (1/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>EvPEBMyd4eM</youtube> <center>'''Documentary (2/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>P_pG794M7i0</youtube> <center>'''Documentary (3/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>ss25FZtTg1Y</youtube> <center>'''Another doku'''</center>
|<youtube>fuKI89glE0Y</youtube> <center>'''Survivor testimony'''</center>
|<youtube>Fq_MHSgyezU</youtube> <center>'''Goldstein speaking at a museum'''</center>
|<youtube>AYh49A_jKSc</youtube> <center>'''Goldstein being interviewed (starts at 1:26)'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Gallery==
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</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - And [[Some argue|people say]] that sequels are always worse than originals.
*[[High Score]]
*[[Israel]]
*[[Jew]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Palestine]]

== External Links ==
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Goldstein TOW's article on it]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Patriarchs_massacre TOW part 2]
* [http://murderpedia.org/male.G/g/goldstein-baruch.htm Murderpedia's Informative piece]
* [http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-atrocities-hebron.html Jew Watch takes on this evil kike! Godspeed]
* [http://mondoweiss.net/2013/07/murderer-baruch-goldstein/ some kike visits his grave 20 yrs later]
* [http://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/baruch-goldstein/ More kikes cry about it]
* [http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/inpictures/2014/02/remembering-ibrahimi-mosque-ma-2014223105915230233.html 20th anniversary celebration]
* [http://vaam.tripod.com/Aug2198.html Conspiratards go nuts]

{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{jews}}

[[Category:People|Goldstein, Baruch]]
[[Category:Murder|Goldstein, Baruch]]
[[Category:High Scores|Goldstein, Baruch]]

Baruch Goldstein

2024-11-12T13:15:04Z

Immavampire:

{{ib|[[File:Goldstein002.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''ברוך קופל גולדשטיין‎‎'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 9, 1956}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 25, 1994 (aged 37)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Israeli]]  [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 29, injured 125}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, lynched by mob}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Baruch Kopel Goldstein'''{{Jew}} was a 37-year-old [[Israel|Israeli]][[Americunts|-American]] man and the only good [[kike]] to ever exist who followed the Torah to its word and [[Mass Shooting|slaughtered]] 29 filthy [[Palestine|Palestinian]] ''goyim'' and [[almost raped]] 125 others in an epic bloodbath that would come to be known as the '''[[Wikipedia:Cave of the Patriarchs massacre|Cave of the Patriarchs massacre]]'''. He was a far-right [[Judaism|Orthodox Jew]], part of the Kach movement, a radical kike reich that existed from 1971 until 1994 (when it got b&); a cult too extreme for even Israel - one of the world's leading terrorist nations, only surpassed by [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[China]], and [[Best Korea]]. His massacre only ended after the [[Oxymoron|peaceful Palestinians]] overcame him - and brutally lynched him to death. The aftermath drew much praise from countless extremist kikes, while the leftists (Self-hating Jews) [[BAWWW]]'d for weeks.

== Background ==
How could someone be such a dickhead as to commit [[Mass Murder|mass murder]] upon countless innocents? Maybe it's the fact that Baruch was born in [[NYC|Brooklyn, New York]]; Noo Yahk'ahs aint exaktly known fo'hre dere frindly additudez. Like many scumbags from the city, he was born to a privileged Jewish family. He was strictly raised by the Orthodox faith, infamous for being fucked up beyond belief - on par with [[Islam]]. Due to being a kike, he easily got into one of the many (((Colleges))), because the professors gave him more priority over more [[Azn|hard working]] students. He was a member of the Jewish Defense League, a terrorist kike organization- just so happened to have been formed by his childhood friend.

===Israeli Initiation===

Sometime in the 1960s (1963 to be exact), Goldstein flied out to [[Israel]], served as a medic in the Israeli [[Army]], then retired from the military to work as a civilian doctor- where he flat out ''refused'' to service any arabs. He was often autistic and cruel, like many kikes are. He got butthurt over Israel having democracy; even [[Retard|comparing]] it to [[Nazi]] [[Germany]].

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': IMI Galil
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsACRRifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Four 35 round magazines; 140 rounds total. '''22~33 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Stopping Power
<center>[[Image:ESM_Stopping_Power.png|50px]]</center>
|
*Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Zionism
<center>[[Image:Israel flag.gif|50px]]</center>
|
*Double damage against Arabs, Americans, and Germans.

|}
</div>

==Massacre==
[[File:Goldstein020.jpg|thumb|right|Weapons used according to Libtards and Pro Palestinian faggots.]]

{{Quote|There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.|Baruch Goldstein}}

The Cave of the Patriarchs is an ancient construct that plays a very important role to Jews and Muslims. It has been, and still is, divided into two section; one for each religion. This is in order to avoid the inevitable conflict of the two natural enemies coming in contact. It was under the occupation of the Israelis (Ashke'''NAZI'''s). Baruch was able to disguise himself as a security guard, and walked into the arab half without any resistance or interference from the Israeli guards. Namely, because he was dressed in his military uniform. Once he infiltrated the location, he waited until the crowd got on their arms and knees for the late-stages of the prayers. Then, he quickly initiated the purifying ritual aka; the shooting '''over 150''' motherfuckers before he ran out of ammo; an impressive feat considering he only had 140 rounds of ammunition for his rifle. Some fucker threw a fire extinguisher at him and smacked him in the head, knocking him out. He was [[Zerg Rush]]ed by the crowd and was savagely lynched to death- a fitting fate for such an evil and depraved kike.

==Palestinian Chimpout==

As usual, Palestinians everywhere [[Chimpout|chimped out]], sparking massive riots, which resulted in dozens if not hundreds of deaths. These chimpouts rivaled even the infamous 1992 Los Angeles riots.

==Reactions==

Israelis mostly condemned the bloodbath cleansing, with only a small minority of kikes worshiping their true hero. The act inflicted [[Troll's Remorse]] on 80% of the kikes. The Israeli Government did something good for once, and outlawed the terrorist organization that Goldstein was part of. They pulled an [[Obama|Obongo]] and confiscated the [[Gun|guns]] of neo-jazis everywhere. Of course, they needed to take out their anger on some [[Lie|innocent]] Palestinians too, by banning them from entire streets and areas for years; even if they had homes there. The Israeli government formed the Shamgar Commission, which sought to investigate the attack. They found that the filthy kike Baruch Goldstein had some common characteristics of 99% of mass shooters:

*He acted alone, and told nobody of his plans
*He had a small dick
*He was a virgin
*The intelligence agencies fucking fail at their jobs
*Security Guards too
*Survivors provided shitty testimony that often contradicted
*Plenty of [[sick fuck]]s tried to ''justify'' Baruch's actions

==Memorial/Cult==

Shortly after the epic bloodbath, thousands of kikes flocked to Goldstein's grave to pay homage to their hero aka their lord and savior. The government tried to understate the amount of fanatics, but the fib fooled few goys. Countless rabbis praised the actions of Goldstein. Eventually, in the late 90s, his grave was pwn'd. The cultists continued on though, even dressing their kids up like Goldstein on the anniversary. Even in the [[2010s]], an occasional yid invokes his memory, trolling more Palestinians into chimping out and getting put down. sadly for the kikes the world probably forgot about him which was a shit legacy if you had one

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|'''29'''|(125 injured)|10|Spammed shit like a [[faggot]]|16|Murdered sand niggers|19|Extreme butthurt in the Levant|20|Kickstarting the Kike Reich|94|A|Keep it Isreal}}

{{Wanted|4}}

===Known Aliases===
Goldstein went by many aliases, including but not limited to:
* "Baruch 'if you're a goy, you're getting destroyed' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'towelheads get put to bed' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Mosque Destroying Machine' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Kosher Tarrant' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'A Trigger On Every Sandnigger' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Palestinians Get Incinerated' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'More Like The West Blank' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Kicking Off The Kike Reich' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'If You're A Gentile You Get My Galil' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'If It Ain't In The Torah It's Got To Go-ah' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Keeping It Kosher While You Bleed Over' Goldstein"
* "Baruch '6 Million In Each Bullet' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'The Dhimmi Who'll Kill Me' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'No Halal In My Mamal' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Sharia And Faqih Can't Stop Me' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Notorious J.E.W.' Goldstein"
* "Baruch 'Chosen Ubermentsch' Goldstein"

== Videos ==

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|<youtube>H6hEJtcPuxs</youtube> <center>'''Baruch Goldstein did nothing wrong.'''</center>
|<youtube>ZknF8rF7Wtw</youtube> <center>'''Goldstein Massacre'''</center>
|<youtube>s3Q-4ZLivn0</youtube> <center>'''Eminem Parody'''</center>
|<youtube>JV_Z3nL2cgk</youtube> <center>'''Documentary (1/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>EvPEBMyd4eM</youtube> <center>'''Documentary (2/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>P_pG794M7i0</youtube> <center>'''Documentary (3/3)'''</center>
|<youtube>ss25FZtTg1Y</youtube> <center>'''Another doku'''</center>
|<youtube>fuKI89glE0Y</youtube> <center>'''Survivor testimony'''</center>
|<youtube>Fq_MHSgyezU</youtube> <center>'''Goldstein speaking at a museum'''</center>
|<youtube>AYh49A_jKSc</youtube> <center>'''Goldstein being interviewed (starts at 1:26)'''</center>
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==Gallery==
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== See Also ==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - And [[Some argue|people say]] that sequels are always worse than originals.
*[[High Score]]
*[[Israel]]
*[[Jew]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Palestine]]

== External Links ==
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Goldstein TOW's article on it]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Patriarchs_massacre TOW part 2]
* [http://murderpedia.org/male.G/g/goldstein-baruch.htm Murderpedia's Informative piece]
* [http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-atrocities-hebron.html Jew Watch takes on this evil kike! Godspeed]
* [http://mondoweiss.net/2013/07/murderer-baruch-goldstein/ some kike visits his grave 20 yrs later]
* [http://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/baruch-goldstein/ More kikes cry about it]
* [http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/inpictures/2014/02/remembering-ibrahimi-mosque-ma-2014223105915230233.html 20th anniversary celebration]
* [http://vaam.tripod.com/Aug2198.html Conspiratards go nuts]

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[[Category:Murder|Goldstein, Baruch]]
[[Category:High Scores|Goldstein, Baruch]]

Jared Lee Loughner

2024-11-12T13:05:40Z

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<center>'''how do i shot Tucson'''</center>

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jared Lee Loughner'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 10, 1988 ({{age|1988|9|10}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mick]] [[Jewnited States of Americunts|Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 13}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[idklol|I PLEAD THE 5TH]]}}
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'''Jared Lee Loughner'''{{jew}}, or [http://www.youtube.com/user/Classitup10 Classitup10] or Uncle Fester, is the [[Batshit Insane|visionary]] bastard child of [[Steve Wilkos]] who shot Arizona Money Hoarder Jew in the face as a matter of political discourse. After reading his nearly illiterate rants and incoherent comments, one soon understands why [[no one cares|he was driven to action]]: to put an end to [[Judge David-Wynn Miller|the harvesting of the people, through the Fraudulent conveyance of Language! Judge David-Wynn Miller's teachings about Quantum Language]] armed him with the knowledge/power to have all our words, especially in contracts or any legal documentation unarguably correct!
So, who is Lolghner?
[[File:636585253472398392-loughner.jpg|thumb|GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH]]

== A [[liberal|libturd]]? ==
Republicunt extraordinaire [[Andy Schlafly]] was quick to jump on the liberal media's exploitation of the [[lollercaust|horrific crime]] to bash the [[Tea Party]] and Sarah Palin. He cites [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40980334/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/ MSNBC], as proof that the shooter is liberal. '''MSNBC.''' Andrew Schlafly [[divide by zero|cites MSNBC as a platform to rebuke the "liberal media elites."]] For his second source, he scrounges the internets to find some [[original content|"new" info]] from the [http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2011/01/jared_loughner_alleged_shooter.php Phoenix New Times], the old media's equivalent to [[Craigslist]]. This begs the question: why would a liberal nutjob shoot a liberal Democrat? Was she not left-leaning enough for his liking? Was this some Machiavellian scheme to discredit the [[Tea Party]]? Is he just batshit? Perhaps he was simply going for the [[high score]]. The world may never know.

== Gabrielle Giffords ==

'''Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ)''' is a [[tool|member]] of the U.S. House of Representatives from the 8th District of [[Arizona]] that was found outside the kitchen on January 8th, 2011. She and several [[lemonparty|old fucks]] were dealt with by Lolghner, established as a [[mental illness|mentally ill]] faggot upset at his own inability to [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|speak English]]. Representative Giffords was [[headshot|shot point blank in the head]], yet still managed to live. [[Call of Duty|This should be fixed in the next patch.]] The gunman's frag count is up to 6 kills and 14 partials, falling short of the 33 frags and 25 partials racked up by [[Seung-Hui Cho]]. As of now, Giffords is in the hospital in critical condition. Among the dead are Federal District Judge [[duckroll|John McCarthy Roll]] and a [[loli|nine -year-old girl]] who was born on 9/11/2001. For some fucked up reason, the fact that she was born on the day the [[JEWS DID WTC]] evokes more teary whining and promises of "thoughts and prayers" from people pretending to give a shit than if she'd been born that Monday.

{{quote|[[Derp|She was shot in the head.]]|Dr. Rhee, trauma surgeon at the U of A|Answering a journalist's dumbass question about where Giffords was shot.}}

==[[Sarah Palin]] did GG==
{{quote|My sincere condolences are offered to the family of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and the other victims of today's tragic shooting in Arizona. On behalf of Todd and my family, we all pray for the victims and their families, and for [[Irony|peace]] and [[hypocrisy|justice]].|[[Sarah Palin]]| backtracking and being a hypocrite|color=Black|sourceColor=red|sourceSize=100%|textColor=blue|textSize=150%}}

Crosshairs or surveyor's symbols? You decide!
[[File:Palinmap.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Earlier version of map taken from Sarah Palin's website [http://firedoglake.com/2011/01/08/giffords-opponent-jesse-kelly-held-june-event-to-shoot-a-fully-automatic-m16-to-get-on-target-and-remove-gabrielle-giffords/]]]
[[File:GABRIELLE-GIFFORDS-DEAD.jpg|thumb|right]]

A short while after the shooting, she got butthurt and tried to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|remove the image from her website]]. She believes that it wasn't ''her'' fault that she encouraged people to assassinate lawmakers. It's the evil ''journalists'' who are out to get her, skewing a simple call to voters as violent rhetoric. Sarah referred to it as a 'blood libel', which is funny because Giffords is a jew, and just like most things, Palin obviously doesn't know what "blood libel" is, let alone, its proper context.
<center>'''From her Jewtube channel. Troll for graet jsutice''' <youtube>fPq8bF49NBU</youtube></center>
 {{squote|But, especially within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible.|[[Divide by Zero|Denouncing violence incites violence]]}}

== [[yes|But can we blame Obama?]] ==

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|If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.| Obama in July 2008
|If you get hit, we will punch back twice as hard| President Barack Obama
|I don’t want to quell anger. I think people are right to be angry! I’m angry!|Obama on ACORN Mobs, March 2010 |“We talk to these folks… so I know whose *** to kick.|Obama on the private sector, June 2010|

}}
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== [[So Cash|SO: CASH]] ==

[[Image:Choseunglougner.png|thumb||[[Cho Seung Hui|Cho Seung Loughner]] ]]

Hey Illiterates,

My name is Jared, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, non-dreamers who spend every second of their day using non gold or silver backed currency. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had a conscience dream or been the mind controller? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own bad grammar, but you all take to an unconstitutional level. Thus, this is even worse than the federalist laws in 987,123,478,961,878,341,234,671,234,098,601,978,618 B.C.E.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best tackle. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the paranoid schizophrenia team, and starter on my messiah complex team. What sports do you play, other than "teaching mentally capable 8 year olds the wrong alphabet"? I also conscience dream, and have a banging hot congressional representative(I just blew her away; Shit was SO currency). You are all non-dreamers in need of sleep. Thus, you are a non-dreamer in need of sleep. Thanks for listening.

If the Pic was Related: It would be me and my bitch
The Pic is Related
Thus, it is of me and my bitch

==High Score==

{{GradedScore|6|(15 injured)|14| |14|Hitman: Silent Assassin, played by a chimp|15|Notable, but no [[Columbine]]|16|Failed to assassinate her, but killed 6 others!|65|D|P.S. Plead the 5th}}

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== His Videos ==

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== The victims ==

The people he was actually able to kill and not fail
*[[Wikipedia:John Roll|Judge John Roll (63)]]
*[[old|Dorwin Stoddard (76)]]
*[[loli|Christina Taylor Green (9)]] - born [[9/11|September 11, 2001]]. ''She came in on a tragedy and went out with a bang.''
*Jew
*[[lemonparty|Dorothy Morris (76) and Phyllis Schneck (79)]]

== Quotes ==

{{squote|Hello, my name is Jared Lee Loughner. This video is my introduction to you! My favorite activity is [[wat|conscience dreaming]]; the greatest inspiration for my [[Shit nobody cares about|political business information]]. Some of you don't [[weed|dream]] - sadly.

Firstly, the current [[Jews|government officials are in power for their currency]], but I'm informing you for your new currency! [[Redundant|If you're treasurer of a new money system, then you're responsible for the distributing of a new currency. We now know - the treasurer for a new money system, is the distributor of the new currency.]] As a result, the people approve a new money system which is promising new information that's [[legit|accurate]], and we truly believe in a new currency. Above all, you have your new currency, listener?

Secondly, my hope - is for you to be [[retarded|literate]]! [[redundant|If you're literate in English grammar, then you comprehend English grammar.]] The [[rednecks|majority of people, who reside in District-8]], are illiterate - hilarious. I don't control your English grammar structure, but you control your English grammar structure.

Thirdly, I know who's listening: Government Officials, and the People. Nearly all the people, who don't know this [[bullshit|accurate information]] of a new currency, aren't aware of [[wat|mind control and brainwash methods]]. If I have my civil rights, then this message wouldn't have [[irony|happen]].

In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!|[[batshit insane|Jared Lee Loughner]]|Introducing himself to YouTube|color=black}}

{{squote|I have a Glock 9 millimeter, and I’m a pretty good shot.|[[irony|Gabrielle Giffords]]|color=black}}

== Sockpuppet Account ==

He had a [http://www.youtube.com/user/Starhitshnaz second account] [[paranoia|for some reason]] which hosted only one video, but had an interesting gallery of followers.

<center><youtube>3L1lsLU-kUw</youtube> Fucking horrible music.</center>

== ZOMG Conspiracy! ==

According to [http://www.infowars.com/was-loughner-in-love-with-congresswoman-giffords Paul Watson], Jared shot Giffords because she had rejected him after having an affair. Giffords Youtube channel was subscribed to only two individuals, and one of them was Loughner (The classitup account). But as soon as this was exposed, Jewtube quickly scrubbed the subscription so that it wouldnt hurt the "gun nut" narrative.

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== Related Articles ==
*[[Above Top Secret]]
*[[Judge David-Wynn Miller]]
*[[Hal Turner]]
*[[Doomsday Preppers]]
*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Charles Whitman]]
*[[High Score]]
*[[Sarah Palin]]
*[[Tea Party]]
*[[Robert Butler jr]]

==External Links==
*{{yt|cu|Classitup10}}
*[http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/01/jared-lee-loughner-gabrielle-giffords Mother Jones]
*[http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread649091/pg1 A thread about Jared Lee Loughner's postings on Above Top Secret (his account was deleted)]
*[http://www.earthempires.com/jared-loughner-arizona-shooter-posts#thread_46 Jared Lee Loughner's posts here under username Dare]
*[http://www.davidduke.com/general/jared-loughner-is-still-jewish_22305.html Jared Lee Loughner is Jewish apparently] according to world renowned philosopher [[KKK|David Duke]]
*[http://www.azfamily.com/younews/113178014.html News article discussing Jared Lee Laughner's] [[Juggalo]] tendencies [[Obvious|(Nobody is surprised)]]

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[[category:People]][[category:IRL Shit]][[Category:2011]]

Patrick Purdy

2024-10-14T22:22:17Z

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{{an hero}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Patrick Edward Purdy'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 10, 1964}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 17, 1989 (aged 24)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 32}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Racism|Waycitzm]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{quote|I'm so dumb, [[Truth|I'm dumber than a sixth-grader]]. My mother and father were dumb.|Patrick Purdy}}

'''Patrick Edward Purdy'''{{nazi}} (born November 10, 1964) was some loser whose last name sounded like a [[Hick]] trying to say "pretty" who was responsible for carrying out a school shooting at the Cleveland Elementary School in Stockton, California. Carried out on January 17, 1989 at his former elementary school, he targeted Southeast Asian students, but only managed to kill 5 [[Azn|Azn's]] while injuring another 32. It's unknown why exactly he despised Southeast Asians so much, but [[some argue]] that it was because he had [[Assburgers]] and blamed his failures on them. People only cared about because shootings were rare in the 80s and kids died.

==Early Life==
Born in [[Seattle|Tacoma]] in 1964 to Patrick Benjamin Purdy and Kathleen Toscano, he moved to South Lake Tahoe when he was 2 after his parents divorced, before his mom decided to settle down in the sleepy Northern Californian city of Stockton. Purdy was described by those who knew him as a very quiet child who would often [[BAWWW|cry]] a lot when agitated. While living in Stockton, he attended Cleveland Elementary School up until the 2nd grade, where he moved to Sacramento. Apparently, child services were called when it was revealed that Patrick's mother had been abusing him and his siblings. Some time later, our hero Patrick got fed up of his mother's bullshit and struck her in the face, causing him to get [[banned]] from living with his mother. He ended up living in foster homes in San Francisco and Lodi. It was his time attending Lodi High School where he became a drug addict, which lead him to skip school inconsistently.

==Adult Life==
After his father's death in 1981, Purdy snatched up every last penny from his dead father's pockets to take a vacation to New York City, but would later become homeless, living on the streets of [[Los Angeles]] for a short time. At various instances from 1982 to 1987, Purdy often found himself getting arrested for marijuana and illegal weapon possessions. Around 1987, Purdy ended up developing white supremacist beliefs after being discovered with books promoting white supremacy. At the San Joaquin Delta College, he was often heard complaining about the high amounts of Southeast Asian students attending. This along with his white supremacist beliefs would later lead to him committing the 80s version of [[Adam Lanza|Sandy Hook]].

==The Day of the Shooting==

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[[Last Thursday|Last Tuesday]] morning on January 17, 1989, the [[Pigs|Stockton Police Department]] received an anonymous (Hint:[[Obvious|it was Patrick]]) death threat against Purdy's former elementary school, Cleveland Elementary School. Preparing for his [[Quake]] match, he dressed in a flak jacket with a bunch of retarded [[Sandnigger]] nonsense like "PLO", "[[Libya]]", and "[[Retard|Death to The Great Satin]]." He also scratched ""[[Hezbollah]]," "freedom," "Earthman," and "[[Fail|Victory]]" on his chink AK. That's right bitches- fellow retards [[Tarrant]], [[Breivik]], and [[Payton Gendron]] were actually unknowingly copying this cute ass white boy! Later that noon, he drove his van to the school, trying to bomb the school like [[Timothy McVeigh|Oklahoma City]], by blowing up his van with a molotov cocktail and a pipe bomb, but this would fail to kill anyone. He then attempted plan B, hiding behind a nearby building, and going full [[Touhou]] on all of the school's Southeast [[Azn|Azns]]. However, he would only manage to kill [[Fail|5]] azn kids, while injuring [[Epic Fail|32]] more people, including a teacher. He fired 106 rounds within 3 minutes, before going the way of [[Budd Dwyer]] and becoming [[An Hero]].

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|6|32 injured|10|Spray N' Pray|15|Tried to snipe kiddies|20|[[80s]] version of [[Sandy Hook]] + liberal tears|20|Mellowing down America's Azn invazn|71|C|Caused so much butthurt about guns that California banned a bunch of them}}

{{Wanted|3}}

==See Also==
*[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]]
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*[[Mamoru Takuma]]
*[[Brenda Ann Spencer]]
*[[Charles Whitman]]
*[[Andrew Kehoe]]
*[[Columbine]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Stockton_schoolyard_shooting|TOW coverage}}

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2024-10-14T22:20:31Z

Immavampire:

Dong Yangling

2024-10-10T02:56:32Z

Immavampire: /* Graded Score */

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dong Yangling}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1973}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 8th, 1994 (aged 20)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[China|Ching Chong]]  [[File:MiniflagChina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 61, injured 17}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score/Fire Emblem|8th]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Fire Emblem, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, executed}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Banned|Pissed off over getting fired]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Dong Yangling''' was a massive [[Chink]] troll that got fired from her job at a textile factory for [[stealing]] and was so fucking [[pissed]] off at the [[Commie|degenerate bourgeoisification of glorious China]] that she did what [[Cho|many]] [[Woo Bum-kon|azns]] [[Mutsuo Toi|do]] and went for the [[high score]] on December 13, 1993. Not only was this attempt successful unlike numerous other [[fail]] female scorers, she was able to do oudo hall of famers like [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[Stephen Paddock]], [[Andrew Kehoe]], and her fellow cat-eating perpetrators of the [[Zhaodong Massacre]]! You go girl!

==Dong, The Flaccid Years==
Because of draconian [[Chink]] media, we don't know a super duper lot about Dong's life, but we can paint a better picture than [[William Unek]]'s. Dong was [[pun|erected]] in [[idklol]] 1973. Her parents were cheap ass crypto-[[jews]], small traders and [[poorfag|poorfags]] who would get muniez by [[begging]] and mooching off of relatives. Dong would take after these [[sarcasm|excellent role models]] and repeat this behavior as she got older. Whenever she visited a relative, she'd beg for [[Vietnamese|five dorra]], which her parents would [[Lolwut|praise her for.]] Because they were SOOOOOOO POOR, Dong [[fail|didn't even graduate elementary school]] and later dropped out entirely since she couldn't afford the tuition. She looked for jobs numerous times, but was too much of a gold digging bitch to make them last. [[Truth|If only she was born in a capitalist country.]]
Things would look up for the slant-eyed banshee though, as some relatives would set her up with a job at the Gaofu Textile Factory (more jew-like nepotism). This was pretty [[win|kickass]] since it was basically a star enterprise, and the [[welfare]] benefits and wages were better than other chink cloth companies. At first she was happy to work there, [[Dumbass|but then she STILL fucked it up by being a greedy bitch.]] Can this bitch ever learn a lesson? Basically, she started off by stealing tiny scraps of cotton and shit and sell them in [[ebay|the market]], but she couldnt help herself and stole more and more. Not only that but the bitch [[hax|haxx0rd]] the yarn spinners to sabotage them, so she could steal all of the cotton and sell it. The workers were understandably mad and reported Dong for [[hax]]. The [[mods]] at first reprimanded Dong gently. She didn't give a shit and continued being a thief until she stole a bunch of acrylic yarn, and FINALLY they told her to knock it off and give it back. She threw a [[bawww|tantrum]] and said [[Wtf|anything the factory didn't want was her's]], and added she had already sold it anyway. [[Fired|You can guess what happened after that.]] She then hatched her epic revenge plot, and enacted it that December...

==Gaofuck Yourself==
[[File:Gaofu.jpeg|thumb|right|THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE]]

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*Dong kept it simple,stupid, using matches for the most sneaky form of pwnage.
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*'''Spell''': Commie
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*Double damage against capitalists, whites, borzoi dogs, and Jews.
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Dong had had enough of her [[castration|mistreatment]]. She figured that if she couldn't steal and get chinkbux whenever she wanted from the factory, she might as well treat it like [[Aaron Bushnell]]. During the early morning, while the unsuspecting chinks were probably dying in future [[Liveleak]] footage, she snuck in [[MGS]] style and did what [[Scientology|Lord Xenu]] put her on Earth to do- throw a match on some cotton yarn and set the place ablaze. Not wanting to become [[an heroine]], she quickly GTFO back home.
L8r firefighters came to put out the [[flame war]], and in total the damage costed about [[pwned|3.8 million Yuan.]] Not only that, 61 workers got [[pwn|fragged]] as well. The [[pigs|po-po]] were called to the scene, and after a fierce, long, arduous investigation, they determined [[Obvious|the bitch who just got fired from the place was a good suspect.]] Dong, [[lies|feeling guilty]], confessed to the arson, and was promptly [[v&]]. The [[mods]] were so fucking pissed at her [[griefing]] they decided to execute her ass. STILL NOT LEARNING HER LESSON, Dong defended herself by saying [[butthurt|if the factory hadn't fired her, she wouldn't have went on her lulz spree.]] The mods [[seems legit|accepted her explanation]] before serverbanning her ass. During this, she shouted "Unjust!" before making like a [[dog]] in China and dying.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|'''61'''| Ho Lee Fuck |18|17 injured, but still tons of frags|17|Chink Solid Snake style|17|So pissed off they executed her!|20|Kentucky Fried Chinks, also took the high score away from [[Who|two chinks in 1989]]|133|S+|[[Mao]] is proud of you!}}
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== See also ==
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]] - Almost beat him
*[[John Earnest]] - N00b who attempted to burn down a mosque
*[[Walter Seifert]] - Kraut, also played on the Fire Emblem mode
*[[Woo Bum-kon]] - fellow azn high scorer she outdid

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