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User talk:Hypeshot

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I hear fireworks outside rn [[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot]] ([[User talk:Hypeshot|talk]]) 02:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Kill yourself girloninternet

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Touch my butthole

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Encyclopedia Dramatica:BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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Hypeshot: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

Encyclopedia Dramatica:BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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{{Policy|ED:BIP}}
[[Image:Blankfailure.gif|thumb|REVERTING IN PROGRESS]]
The phrase "''BLANKING IN PROGRESS''" is commonly used by people who have newly registered for the sole intent of blanking an article that they got all [[butthurt]] over for [[Self-aware|making]]. They find the article, hit the edit button, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|delete all text]], and put the words ''BLANKING IN PROGRESS'' into the "edit summary" field, even though -technically- the blanking is no longer in progress but is '''BLANKING COMPLETE'''.

<big>'''Mission Accomplished.'''</big>
 
 
Unfortunately for them, the [[wiki]] saves all previous revisions, meaning that [[ED:VIP|vandalism is completely pointless]] because it can be reverted with ease, by using the [[Undo]] button, or other [[an hero|heroic]] methods. In fact, by putting ''BLANKING IN PROGRESS'' into the "edit summary" field they have made it even '''''easier''''' for users and [[faggot|sysop]]s to spot vandalism in [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]], resulting in a faster revert or rollback. Often enough, the [[faggot|user]] will see that their blanking has been reverted, and will try again and again. It is unknown ''how'' someone could be so stupid as to try the same thing again to get the article removed, but then again one should never underestimate the persistent stupidity of [[teenagers]]. It has been [[some argue|commented on]] that to do the same thing repeatedly and expect the results to be different is the very definition of insanity.

On the other hand, a great many articles written in ED are created for the sole purpose of trying to "get back" at someone. The best way to gauge this is by blanking or creating a new article to replace the old one. The number of times a user tries to revert the blank one will show how important their "revenge article" is to them. Also, the speed at which they revert the article is a good gauging factor. While most lulz worthy articles can be blanked for months at a time before restoring, those created for revenge MUST be changed back IMMEDIATELY...otherwise there will be crying and [[Banhammer|banning]] and all sorts of e-drama.

Fear not though! If you are seeking revenge and you get your attempt at retribution blanked you can always throw a tard fit and scream [[butthurt|BUTT HURTZ]]! This of course automatically nullifies any suspicion that you're a dirty little ass goblin and you can give us all a proud-tard smile, knowing how easily you fooled all of us.

On and off repeated blanking will ensure being hit with the [[banhammer]] as well as having your userpage being raped with [[rainbow blinkies]], [[Template:Faggot|faggotry templates]], and if you're persistent enough, the [[Template:Dongs|dongs template]], [[kittens]], [[Template:Hugefaggot|HUGE FAGGOT]], or [[pain series]].

For an example, see [[Blank Article]].
== When BLANKING IN PROGRESS is Okay ==
* BLANKING IN PROGRESS [[Special:MyPage|your profile.]]
* BLANKING IN PROGRESS the [[ED:Sandbox|Sandbox]].

== How to BLANK IN PROGRESS on ED ==
# Find article that makes you [[butthurt]]
# [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]]
# Watch as the blanked article gets reverted back to normal without anyone having seen it.
# Get [[Banhammered]]
# [[????]]
# [[PROFIT!]]
[[File:Blanking in Progress Irony.PNG|frame|center|Not really.]]

==How to Use This to Great Effect on Wikipedia==

# Find article
# Make a normal edit
# Use summary "BLANKING IN PROGRESS"
# Watch as [[Wikipedos]] shit bricks due to contradictions
# Go to Step 1 and repeat

==See Also==
*[[VIP]]
*[[Vandal/How-to]] - A guide on how to vandalize a wiki properly.
*[[Delete fucking everything]]
*[[Wiki]]

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User:GirlOnInternet

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User talk:MarioMario456/restoration guide

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Thanks for the guide man, I've used this to restore a fuckload of pictures, though some of them are thumbs. I'm the retard you see on the Upload logs uploading fuck knows how many pictures.

tl;dr - thanks [[User:MisterRemover|Just Call Me Mister]] ([[User talk:MisterRemover|talk]]) 10:55, 5 July 2022 (EDT)

User talk:MarioMario456/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd

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==Dick==
I guess that explains why he thought I was giving biased coverage on the [[Maddox]] article in favour of [[Dick Masterson]] on my user talk page. By that logic he must be a Maddox fanboy, right? See Viril? I can do that too. :^) [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 15:47, 17 January 2022 (EST)
:I don't like either of them; their both gay retards, but Maddox just gets hit with more shit than Dick. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px|link=User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''V.F.Wyyzrd''']] [[User_talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|✎]]</big> 14:09 17 December 2021 (ECT)
::'''Viril, why has it not sunk in yet that nobody wants you around?''' I've done a little research on your faggotry as well, and I'm not impressed. You've namefagged on chan boards because you somehow think you're some super cool anonymous internet celebrity, you make [[Over_9000|over nine octodecillion]] templates nobody needs or wants and you've blanked articles to 'rewrite' them, even though you already knew perfectly well how it's supposed to be done. Your original [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|user page]] described why you were banned perfectly already, ''you keep doing everything fucking wrong.'' Thanks for giving my [[Dogpatch Press]] article the GNA template I guess, but why not put your energy into doing something productive that doesn't involve farting around on anon's wiki? Go write a book, work in a soup kitchen, travel to a rainforest and discover a new species of beetle. Nobody really cares what you do, just fuck off already. [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 17:41, 17 January 2022 (EST)
:::Yeah lol, gotta get of the ED. I do got other shit I wanna do anyway, so yeah, I probs shouldn't keep yammering on about dick faggotson here, and do it on my blog. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px|link=User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''V.F.Wyyzrd''']] [[User_talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|✎]]</big> 18:59 17 December 2021 (ECT)

User talk:MarioMario456/Sandbox

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== Like what your doing. Just wanna give a suggestion. ==

You sure you wanna focus on REAL news, or the kinda shit that's on youtube? [[User:C0ccwavz|C0ccwavz]] ([[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]) 18:55 6 August 2021

User talk:MarioMario456/DKOldies

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Would you mind if i made a page with this title and put this pages content on it, or are you gonna work on it some more
-GachaLifeSucks

User talk:MarioMario456

2024-07-04T06:27:31Z

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{{welcome}}
Thanks for finding the light brother man. Have fun editing the real ED. [[File:George-W-Bush.jpg|45px]] [[User:Dubya|Dubya]] ✪ ([[User talk:Dubya|Talk]])

==.wiki==
The point is to document the fail and the lulz, not to give free publicity. Careful walking that line. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 17:05, 16 June 2021 (EDT)

== I hope you become an admin here. ==

I hope you become an admin so that you can delete the unwanted page called "Zenko". She doesn't want a page on this wiki and we don't want her getting in trouble, especially since she is retired and has a job now from what I heard. I know ED is satire, but she doesn't need a page on the wiki, especially since she's staying safe by not feeding the trolls. [[User:Guntz|Guntz]] ([[User talk:Guntz|talk]]) 22:58, 11 July 2021 (EDT)Anon

== hello ==
Mar9122 is not MeMeGuyIsLost, you imbecilic buffoon. Also your reception wikis are fucking shit and you're a retard lol. [[User:TwisterTesticles|TwisterTesticles]] ([[User talk:TwisterTesticles|talk]]) 05:12, 12 July 2021 (EDT)

MeMe isn't even a pedophile unlike the former. [[User:Tekashi-san712|Tekashi-san712]] ([[User talk:Tekashi-san712|talk]]) 23:21, 12 July 2021 (EDT)
:got it —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 09:26, 13 July 2021 (EDT)

== hey ==

{{approve|snitching the italian and reverting the damages}}
--[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf| Conciërge Kaptein-Commandant Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 16:35, 28 July 2021 (EDT)

==Geoshea's article==
Hello Mario, Geoshea does not actually qualify as '[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/ED:LULZ ED:LULZ]', all of the drama surrounding him came from other people ganging up on him, he didn't actually do anything except draw a few silly pictures and RP with some wacko girl who is way more fucked up than he is, then she got sad or something and decided to paedo-trigger a bunch of lightweight phonies, and have them leave skidmarks all over Geoshea's Discord etc.

If there is to be an ED article about any of this, it should be about that KBOS girl and her overly enthusiastic cronies, they caused all of the commotion about nothing, all Geoshea did was sit there mewling about it, were you involved at all with what happened? [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 15:54, 2 August 2021 (EDT)

:[https://twitter.com/geoshea2017 Here's the proof Geoshea is a pedo], you'll have to look at this person's Tweets to find evidence. Now fuck off, faggot and Geoshea white-knight. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 20:30, 2 August 2021 (EDT)

::Ok I've had a look at all those screenshots, I've seen most of them before, nothing there stands out as paedophilia to me, KBOS is just some girl he had an online relationship with, the four year age gap really doesn't sell it and blind legislation is just that, though the most ridiculous thing there is people carrying on about some pictures he drew of fictional characters having sex, which he posted on a site that is literally full of that kind of art, I've heard that some of them weren't even his idea, that others asked him to draw those, anyway so he drew some cartoon porn featuring fictional characters under the age of eighteen, I really don't know why anyone would care about this.

::Also I'm not a 'white knight' of Geoshea's, I only know him because he ran a wiki where I post my blog, where I would only communicate with him regarding my own work, then I heard he was going to close Ficreation because of some ridiculous drama, so I decided it would be in my best interests to see what I could do to help him, as I didn't fancy having to reupload hundreds of blog images to yet another site, so that has led me here, anyway you can see all I have written in his defence [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User_talk:Geoshea#A_letter_from_KMF%2FCatPeople here in my replies on his talk page].

::If you want to rebut once more then you will have to prove to me that you've read all I said there, anyway for now I'm going to revert your edit on Geoshea's unwarranted article here and take steps to see what I can do to have it removed, or at least have the information rephrased to focus on that KBOS girl and ''her'' white knights, who have been the ones causing all of the drama over what is really just the tiniest bit of shit. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 00:58, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::I'm not continuing this with you in the edit summaries of Geoshea's article, is there any reason in particular that you think all this ''wasn't'' just that KBOS girl and her cronies, deliberately causing fake drama from such a small piece of shit that never concerned anyone either than those two? [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 12:14, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

Fuck off you white knight faggot, nobody asked you to be here there is enough proof to know that geosha is a pedo. [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])

:Actually the truth of the matter is that no one seemed to have a problem with Geoshea and KBOS' cyberlationship while they were together, only when their relationship ended did people begin aligning themselves with KBOS and slandering Geoshea by calling him a paedophile; among other things; allegedly those two were only a few years apart in age, though really the fact remains that no one can actually verify the age ''or'' gender of KBOS, not even Geoshea, for all we know 'she' could be a fat, balding Pakistani man with three children. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 11:09, 30 September 2021 (EDT)

== Hey ==

{{Approve2|[[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|pretty much everything]]}}
Seriously dude, I honestly think your on the course to win the Vox Dramatica for August. I believe in you, just keep up the good work. [[User:C0ccwavz|C0ccwavz]] ([[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]) 14:48 7 August 2021 (EDT)

== hey dipshit ==

Suggest an AOTN before setting it up, kthxs [[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf| Conciërge Kaptein-Commandant Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 20:37, 8 August 2021 (EDT)

== Yo, Couple Questions. ==

#[[User:C0ccwavz/Sandbox/Memeology_101|Well, what do you think of it.]] It's obviously a work in progress, but hey I can ad more anytime I want. I'm just thinking of geting one or two articles out by the end of the week, and I just want to make sure this one is good.
#Who will you add to the EDF6 Faggots list.
#What will you add to the EDF6 Faggotry list.

That's all. [[User:C0ccwavz|C0ccwavz]] ([[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]) 04:32 9 August 2021 (EDT)
:To the page, it looks pretty good but I suggest moving the images to the right side of the screen. To the EDF6 list, I know little, but I know a faggot to add: Aediot. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 10:55, 9 August 2021 (EDT)
::Good. First, I was just trying to ad OtterWhiskers in hope that that would make one of the users restore the articles. Second, sure I can move the images to the right. Third and finally, when you finally get the VD you deserve, please use the VD3 Template. I want that template to be utilized. [[User:C0ccwavz|C0ccwavz]] ([[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]) 13:29 9 August 2021 (EDT)

== About the edits to your user page. ==

They were just references to see what your page would look like with the vd. Also for you so you could see whether you like VD or VD3 better. [[File:Pyranyan Head.gif|60px]] [[User:C0ccwavz|C0ccwavz]] ([[User talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]) 15:43 10 August 2021 (EDT)
:VD looks more lulzy. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 15:45, 10 August 2021 (EDT)
::OK [[File:Pyranyan Head.gif|60px]] [[User:C0ccwavz|C0ccwavz]] ([[User talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]) 16:11 10 August 2021 (EDT)

== Senpai Noticed You ==

Hey, just wanted to drop by and tell you good work. Also I saw your post on rotten wikis linking to crappy games wiki. Seems like you have a lot of experience, great to have people like you around [cue mario world fanfare music]. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 10:21, 14 August 2021 (EDT)

== thank you ==

didnt know that was an antandrus sock, i was going to undo the edits he made but decided to wait in case he made more edits. you got to it first. ty [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:21, 14 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thanks ==

Hey. I just wanted to tell you that you are fucking awesome on this website. I also appreciate that you undo WillG’s bullshit edits, because he is the biggest lolcow on Miraheze besides Blub. Now that I am part of this website, I am trying to improve my writing by not making everything so short.

Thanks again for everything you do here.

[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|40px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 15:55, 18 August 2021 (PT)

== Why TF is so many fun shitpostings pages coming here? ==
even since fun shitposting has been closed, Faggots from there have been postings they're shit pages ad making a TL;DR for no reason. What should we do about it? it's not like ED even delete pages anyway. [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])
:Don't know. I was never an user on Fun Shitposting anyway. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 14:41, 19 August 2021 (EDT)
::It's kinda my fault, ngl. I have the XML files from back when I was a user on there. [[User:CheeseMaster142|CheeseMaster142]] ([[User talk:CheeseMaster142|talk]]) 15:10, 19 August 2021 (EDT)

== We haven given these out in a long time, but here you go. ==

[[File:Aplusnewbie.gif|300px]]

You Deserve it man. [[User:Kang Yakub|Weez Kangz]] ([[User Talk:Kang Yakub|Talk]]) 05:18 20 August 2021

== Hand for a hand man? ==

You help me with the Look of my satanism template, I'll help you with your improvings of the EDF Template. Deal? [[User:King Kek|King Kek]] 18:30 31 August 2021 (EDT)

== lolcow template is a great idea ==

<nowiki>{{Retarded Edit Wars}}</nowiki>[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Template:Retarded_Edit_Wars] seems like another relevant template for willg. thoughts? [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 19:05, 1 September 2021 (EDT)

== I can help you blitz Uncyc if you want me too ==

? [[File:Aediot logo.png|45px]] [[User:Paeperclip is gay|Fag]] 10:09 7 September 2021 (EDT)
:OK. I can give you TOP SECRET PLANS via Discord. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 10:10, 7 September 2021 (EDT)
::do you have a server? [[File:Aediot logo.png|45px]] [[User:Paeperclip is gay|Fag]] 10:12 7 September 2021 (EDT)
::Friend me: MarioMario456#4567 —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 10:13, 7 September 2021 (EDT)

== get pwnd ==

libtard [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 17:27, 7 September 2021 (EDT)

== thanks ==

ty for halping. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:21, 11 September 2021 (EDT)
:thank goodness you knew what the hell happened cuz i am wasted. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:51, 11 September 2021 (EDT)

== your application status ==

your application [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center#My_application_for_ED_Sysop|is approved]]. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 08:03, 13 September 2021 (EDT)
:Now, go on our Discord and introduce yourself (link on nav bar) [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 21:39, 14 September 2021 (EDT)

== contain your autism ==
now that you wield the mighty banhammer you must use it responsibly. "vandalism" isn't edit wars over pages nobody gives a shit about. If it's causing drama and two people are butthurt let them duke it out. You'll be surprised what drama and lulz will ensue if you let them battle it out. Don't fuck this up. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 12:57, 15 September 2021 (EDT)

== Yo... ==

I've create this for ED ([[ED's Restoration 2020 Archive dump]]) I think it's important. {{User:Wikig0d/sig}} 23:15 15 September 2021 (EDT)

== How the hell did you get EDGOV on ur page ==

Well do did you since its for the mods/admins
[[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])
:Only admins can add stuff to EDGov. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 12:51, 17 September 2021 (EDT)"

Ah so ED apporves of you [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])

== Re: "Do this quick" ==

i've restricted the /16 block for the addresses used to create those accounts. user creation will be restricted momentarily. please do not touch the accounts, i will handle them serverside. 23.105.165.49, 23.105.36.229, 23.105.36.251 [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 11:37, 23 September 2021 (EDT)
:i literally just told you explicitly to NOT TOUCH THE ACCOUNTS. -50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 social credits deducted from your account nigger. [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 17:56, 23 September 2021 (EDT)

== Stop locking non-admin pages to admins only! ==

{{RainbowSlant|Let c0mp edit his fucking page retard!}}
--[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 17:10, 27 September 2021 (EDT)
:Ok —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 17:12, 27 September 2021 (EDT)
::lol, you are doing a good job Mario, just go with the flow and ease up the throttle.[[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 00:35, 30 September 2021 (EDT)
:::THAT MEANS STOP BEING A NIGGER [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 12:09, 30 September 2021 (EDT)

== Thoughts on Friday night funkin or its Fanon? ==

Thoughts on it? and the Fanon wiki is filled with 12 year olds too. [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])
:I'm mostly a canon guy as I rarely ever played mods. A good game, but eventually abandoned it because Week 7 is taking forever, like Geometry Dash 2.2. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 16:16, 4 October 2021 (EDT)

== Yo ==

{{rainbow|Dont Protect fuckin User pages}}

[[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])

== Zenny ==

We have decided to admin protect Zenny's article, for ~two weeks, due to edit warring. I will punish the guilty party (FatBurn0000) most severely. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 16:09, 9 October 2021 (EDT)

== Just brought some more images from ED.se ==

Just brought back most images from The [[Conservapedia]] page. [[File:Auditor-madness-combat.gif|45px]] [[User:Thegibuspyro|TGB]] [[User talk:Thegibuspyro|(Talk)]]

== Why are the pictures now small all of a sudden ==

??? {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 23:14 20 October 2021 (EDT)
:Any proof? —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 23:18, 20 October 2021 (EDT)
::It's just that some of the template images seemed to have been shrunken. (Eg: GTA, UserSandbox, SoulSeries) probably just on mobile {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 10:24 21 October 2021 (EDT)
:::Oh, I think I now get what you mean. You're confusing "images" with "template content". I fixed templates that used the old, now-removed collapsing object syntax to use the new syntax. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 10:27, 21 October 2021 (EDT)
::::OK. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 10:30 21 October 2021 (EDT)

== About t0r ==

Why are their so many blocks on t0r and shit? {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}}
: There's a vandal that keeps using Tor, proxies and webhost IPs. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 18:53, 21 October 2021 (EDT)
::Goddammit; fuckin fag is ruining it for everyone else. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 19:02 21 October 2021 (EDT)

== template:ed.wiki ==

Let's you and me work on that. I'll have time to work on that tonight along with my other articles. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 12:28 22 October 3021 (EDT)

^yo^? You up for it? {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 15:42 22 October 3021 (EDT)

== I think there was a mistake made. ==

I think I was accidentally blocked by another admin. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 16:28 23 October 2021 (EDT)
:Talk to Tabs on Discord. kthxbai. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 16:28, 23 October 2021 (EDT)
::I don't have discord. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 16:30 23 October 2021 (EDT)
:::Then create one, faggot —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 16:34, 23 October 2021 (EDT)
::::Discord is gay. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 16:48 23 October 2021 (EDT)

== I brought all old images from TheEnter Page. ==

Just brought all images from the enter page. Do you want me to add moar? [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 01:31, 24 October 2021 (EDT)

== Do you have Telegram? ==

And if not can u get it? {{unsigned|Godkingsupreme}}
:no —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 10:17, 25 October 2021 (EDT)
::Than can u make one? {{unsigned|Godkingsupreme}}

== keep an eye out for wyyzrd ==

if you see a newfag editing shit related to vox dramaticas, valve shit or trump. its likely that its wyyzrd. he also seems to forget how to sign posts
CheckUser if unsure, look for ips used on multiple accounts and check that ip to see what are the accounts that are related, if you see a banned account that uses the ip. ban that account

godspeed. --[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 12:07, 25 October 2021 (EDT)

And keep an eye out for that faggot that's posting Garfield Hentai in the discord too. {{unsigned|Viril.Feline.Wyzzrd}}
:lol garfield hentai[[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 13:53, 25 October 2021 (EDT)

“Garfield Hentai”??? Wyzzrd, you’ve hit a new low. [[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|40px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 10:57, 25 October 2021 (PT)

== don't touch portals ==
Caku is making edits so the portals are more easily readable and accessible. Do not touch them. Thanks. --[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 17:22, 25 October 2021 (EDT)
:das rite you dirty lil spiccy spic no moar edit wars [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 17:25, 25 October 2021 (EDT)
::get fucked you fat nigger i hope you die from spic aids and all your spic brethren [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 14:19, 31 October 2021 (EDT)

== Hey MarioMario... ==

Can we rebuild this template please... ?

[[File:OldTrollsTemplate.png]]

[[User:Garynigersf00tlongcoq|G. Niger's Foot-longer]] ([[User talk:Garynigersf00tlongcoq|Talk]]) 12:45 1 November 2021 (EDT)

== Request to delete underage stolen photos ==

Hi,

Is it possible you could delete some underage photos of me (some as young as when I was 13 years old) uploaded without my permission (copyright infringement) from this site? I gave up years ago trying to delete my article and no longer care about it - I do though request the underage photos are removed. I'm now 31 years old and it's creepy someone stole them when I was in my late-20s to upload here.

File:AngloPyramidologist2.jpg
File:OliverSmith01.jpg
File:OliverSmithGooglePlus02.png
[[User:ODS|ODS]] ([[User talk:ODS|talk]]) 17:38, 1 November 2021 (EDT)
:No. Also, there is something called "fair use". Don't attempt to sue us or you'll get absolutely destroyed. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 19:14, 1 November 2021 (EDT)
I wouldn't be suing ED but whoever uploaded them and it was most likely [[Emil Kirkegaard]] who has been stealing my photos and uploading them across the internet. He also owes me £35,972 + post-judgment interest for [https://oliveratlantis.com/emil-kirkegaard-v-oliver-smith/ filing and losing] a frivolous lawsuit. Since I am now taking him to court in Denmark to enforce the cost order(s) since he refused to pay - I might as well file a copyright infringement lawsuit against him at same time. As for [[Mikemikev]], he's been impersonating both Kirkegaard and me on fake accounts to exacerbate things between us. [[User:ODS|ODS]] ([[User talk:ODS|talk]]) 14:55, 6 November 2021 (EDT)
:: in terms of Image Policy. If you manage to legally request a deletion of the said images, the policy would apply Please refer to [[ED:RP]]. [[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 15:36, 6 November 2021 (EDT)

== Hey dude... ==

You still have the source for the article you wrote on me, right? [[User:Bxyx kot|Wyyzrd]] 5 November 2021 14:25 (EDT)
:Leave it as it is; I got a plan for it. [[User:Bxyx kot|Wyyzrd]] 5 November 2021 14:29 (EDT)

== Yo YO, may i help anything? ==

Is there any pages that you want me to restore or something? or any images are missing? cuz I'm bored [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 14:37, 6 November 2021 (EDT)

== Stop adding shit from EDF2 to the EDF6 section you fucking retard. ==
-[[User:Somthingfaggy]] 22:45 10 November 2021 (ECT)
:A lot of stuff from EDF2 was of course inherited by EDF6. YOU're the retard. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 09:29, 11 November 2021 (EST)

== JOIN THE FUCKING DISCORD ALREADY ==

YOU ARE A FUCKING ADMIN DISCORD IS OUR MAIN COMMUNICATION CHANNEL https://discord.gg/9byChRQ7CD
--[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 09:50, 13 November 2021 (EST)

== Can you help rewrite the template for Manchild? ==

I need some help, i belive that it needs a rework. [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 12:32, 15 November 2021 (EST)

== Some things... ==

#. We still need to add [[Template:Lulcowboard]] to the [[Mikemikev]] page.
#. I think the [[William Atchison]] page should go into mre detail about his exploits on Kiwifarms, ED, and Rationalwiki.
#. This is just something small, but at the end of the year, expect your talk page to be archived.

That's all. [[User:J.peg-gut]] 08:05 18 November 2021

== you should probably get telegram too... ==

Not everyone on here is gonna want to use discord, and done of us are even banned off of it. [[User:juuz|Juuz]] 9:49 18 Novber 2021 (ECT)

== Molestation Log ==

Damn dude; al you gotta do is ban my account, not scorch the fuckin earth. {{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 10:19 18 November 2021

== hi ==
[[File:man fucks dead cat.jpg]]
[[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 02:49, 29 November 2021 (EST)

== Deletion log & dead cat? ==

1. Why did TabbyGarf just mass delete a bunch of shit?
2. Isn't the talk page image considered a bannable on ED? [[User:Holistic Holocaust|🏴‍☠️HH🏴‍☠️]] 13:33 29 November 2021 (EDT)
:1. it was a sock of a banned user 2. no —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 13:47, 29 November 2021 (EST)
::Well, I though the stuff the user did was pretty useful when I got to see it, but that's just my opinion. [[User:Holistic Holocaust|🏴‍☠️HH🏴‍☠️]] 14:07 29 November 2021 (EDT)

== Can I just bee unblocked already? ==

I love the wiki, and I'm willing to prtoect it from vandals; just do it. Plz. {{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 15:36 7 December 2021
:no. also some butthurt fag took away my admin privs and i want them back [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 15:41, 7 December 2021 (EST)
::Talk to umk and hipcrime then. And get on telegram too. {{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 14:12 7 December 2021
::We can continue this discussion in Email.{{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 14:18 7 December 2021 (EDT)

== [[Reception Wikis]] ==

Why did you undo my edit on this redirect? I don't think it's a necessary redirect. [[User:FatBurn0000|FatBurn0000]] ([[User talk:FatBurn0000|talk]]) 17:15, 15 December 2021 (EST)

== This is my ultimatum, for the good of you, and for ED. ==

Do you want this hellish treatment to continue; do you want the admins to continually vandalize your page; do you want to be faggtaged on EDF? If you answered no; than you. I can not do what I am about to tell you due to my resolution and due to the restrictions that the site itself has placed on me; HOWEVER; YOU have the FULL CAPABILITY to do this and there for YOU SHALL DO THIS!!! You have too options Mario; you can stop being annoying and join the discord, and the respect that you had in the past will come back to you. No one will vandalize your page (except maybe Lord Caku of you remove the me & caku are friends thing, or don't put some other kind of peace offering on your page), you can keep adminning, and you will be unfagtagged. However, if you continue down this path; things will get worse and worse for you. You know which desition is right Mario. Join the Discord; do it you faggot. {{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 16:23 31 December 2021 (EDT)
:discord is gay shit. i would rather use self-improvement so i get untagged on the forums [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:02, 31 December 2021 (EST)

== RE: If you have a rebuttal, let me know in my talk page ==

I do actually...

Ibh, to me Wizard is still a fag, but he does seem like he has some good Ideas. I liked the monorail cat article he wrote and I agree with him on MOST of his template decisions. Bit anyway, I could see why you thought I was wyzyrd, lol. [[User:Zionist Lizard Hunter|Zionist Lizard Hunter]] ([[User_talk:Zionist Lizard Hunter|Talk]]) 18:48 15 January 2022 (ECT)
:ok [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:04, 15 January 2022 (EST)

== Hey man ==

It's been a long time since we last talked. How have you been lately? [[User:TigerBlazer|TigerBlazer]] ([[User talk:TigerBlazer|talk]]) 01:22, 22 January 2022 (EST)
:good [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 08:29, 22 January 2022 (EST)
== Samuel ==
Excuse me sir, I would you to undelete my article. It was not breaking any rules and it was informative about a certain faggot. Thank you if you do so. {{unsigned|SamSamuelSonSam4829}}
:it was undeleted just a few seconds before your message. anyway, it looks like shit and should be expanded [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 18:57, 8 February 2022 (EST)
== SamSamuel ==
Ok thanks. But what exactly makes my article shit? I only want to know if there's really anything I can improve on.

== Ban this user ==

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User:LolcowWithAnEDAccount

Keegan made an ED account just to screw with the page on him.
--[[User:KingFlonko|KingFlonko]] ([[User talk:KingFlonko|talk]]) 21:14, 13 February 2022 (EST)

== ! ==

<center>{{info|YOU HAVE RECEIVED PROTOCOL THROUGH FORUMS; PLEASE CHECK DMS.}} This action was automatically made by a bot 
[[Image:Jacket_default.png|50px]] • [[User:Jacket|Jacket]] • [[User_talk:Jacket|Talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Jacket|Contribs]] • [[Bot]] [[User:Jacket|More]] 09:35, 23 February 2022 (EST)</center>

It was like a wall of text. Annoying to read on. That is all. My butthurt. :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== 2022 cleanup effort ==
Got a few questions for you regarding the attempt at cleaning up the wiki from shit articles/fixing said shit articles when possible.
# If an article is doomed to be permastub because it's no longer relevant SNCA but it's not poorly written, just a stub, do we keep it?
# The roblox article question: we both know the original version is shit so could you tell me what was wrong with the new revision so that i can fix it?
# Things like acronyms and old irrelevant shit: when the TTYL page contains everything you need to know but is still short, does that classify as a stub? I mean, it's not like you can add much more
Thanks in advance,
[[User:Jelq|Jelq]] ([[User talk:Jelq|talk]]) 04:30, 16 March 2022 (EDT)

== dellor article ==
How do i make my new article not crap[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 20:06, 16 March 2022 (EDT)

:Reading the ED Policy always helps.

—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 17:18, 16 March 2022 (PT)
::this [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 20:19, 16 March 2022 (EDT)
Ok good to know [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 20:51, 16 March 2022 (EDT)

== Question ==
Is there a possible way to report anything on ED? Recently a problem was discovered a few days ago by me and some other friends. -[[User:WeDoALittleTrolling|WeDoALittleTrolling]] ([[User talk:WeDoALittleTrolling|talk]]) 16:40, 20 March 2022 (EDT)
:which problem [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:42, 20 March 2022 (EDT)
:::A few days ago, we finally found out who was behind [[User:Lebasedfaggot|Lebasedfaggot]] and [[Kylie Monek|Kylie]]'s ED page all along. It happened to be [[Keegan Salisbury]], who was also behind [[User:LolcowWithAnEDAccount|LolcowWithAnEDAccount]]. He was probably doing this for attention, as he managed to get ahold of his former online friends and out himself on Twitter about it before he deactivated his account.

:::If possible, could you please ban that user and delete the article? There is proof below.

[[File:Keeganoutingself1.png|200px]]
[[File:Keeganoutingself2.png|200px]]
[[File:Keeganoutingself3.png|200px]]

:::Thanks. -[[User:WeDoALittleTrolling|WeDoALittleTrolling]] ([[User talk:WeDoALittleTrolling|talk]]) 17:06, 20 March 2022 (EDT)

:::: interesting, i actually added that <nowiki>{{nobody}}</nowiki> template to his section on kylies page, check the history for yourself. i vote against deleting anything by default because i knew this was bullshit from the very beginning. outsider viewpoint, by the way. all im referring to is a documentative point of view, not "innocent or guilty". if this is the grave he wanted to lay in, let him lay in it [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:20, 20 March 2022 (EDT)

::::: followup to above comment: id vote for "altering the pages", rather than deleting them outright. sorry about double posting on your talkpage, mario [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:24, 20 March 2022 (EDT)

== Re: Quick question ==

> You fucked up recent changes

If you mean the images, I put them in the gallery first in order. [[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 16:09, 24 March 2022 (EDT)
:Thanks. I think you uploaded too many images. Also, the next time you reply to something, do it on the correct talk page. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:13, 24 March 2022 (EDT)

== Why did you ban me? ==

What did I do to get banned? Or did you confuse me with someone? [[User:TopGunna|TopGunna]] 15:19 18 April 2022 (EDT)
:i think you're a sock of somebody. i won't say the name, but if you are really him, ADMIT IT [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 15:25, 18 April 2022 (EDT)
::well whoever you think I am I'm sure that man is a pretty cool guy and a valuable asset to the wiki. Unban that man and I'm sure nothing will go unset. [[User:TopGunna|TopGunna]] 15:41 18 April 2022 (EDT)

== Just wanted to say hello ==
Have a nice day/evening! [[User:NeverEnoughLulz|NeverEnoughLulz]] ([[User talk:NeverEnoughLulz|talk]]) 14:18, 20 April 2022 (EDT)

== Retard ==
Why did you revert my edit on the retard page?[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 16:26, 25 April 2022 (EDT)
:did you know that a "preview" button exists so you can view your changes prior to publishing them? well, you forgot that, and you fucked up the page; so i had no choice but to revert, RETARD [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:30, 25 April 2022 (EDT)
Oh sorry. [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 16:32, 25 April 2022 (EDT)
@MarioMario456 i didnt call you a retard, i put that in the heading because it was the page that i edited. {{unsigned|Fucktard12345}}
:i already knew it was on the "retard" page, RETARD [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:37, 25 April 2022 (EDT)
Im just saying, i didnt call you a retard. [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 16:39, 25 April 2022 (EDT)

== Some other news ==
So apparently earlier today, some user named [[User:JellyJammer|JellyJammer]] attempted to vandalize the [[Keegan Salisbury]] page by replacing every image with an IRL photo of a user they leaked. Could you try to ban him for this? [[User:WeDoALittleTrolling|WeDoALittleTrolling]] ([[User talk:WeDoALittleTrolling|talk]]) 14:40, 1 May 2022 (EDT)
:considering he has done some positive contributions in the past, i'm gonna go easy on him [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 14:48, 1 May 2022 (EDT)

== Schnitzel ==

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User:Schnitzel this guy ræped himself, so is it possible to unban him?[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:17, 16 May 2022 (EDT)
:He did it because he was only here temporarily. No need to unmolest him.
—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 15:37, 16 May 2022 (PT)
Ok [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 19:42, 16 May 2022 (EDT)

== Mikemikev article edit request ==

I want to add this image.
[[File:Gaynorthkoreanmanandmikemikev.png|right|250px]] [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 20:05, 19 May 2022 (EDT)
:pass me the source code. in other words, copy and paste the source code to your sandbox, add your changes and tell me when you're done. thanks [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 20:14, 19 May 2022 (EDT)
I put it into my sandbox. [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 20:19, 19 May 2022 (EDT)
:that's not what i wanted you to do, retard. read the instructions clearly [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 20:21, 19 May 2022 (EDT)
Im sorry, i dont know what you mean by source code.[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 21:39, 19 May 2022 (EDT)
:the "source code" is the same thing as the "wikitext", in case you didn't know [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 10:12, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

== Did You Know... request for the Encyclopedia Dramatica main page ==
In Canada the Supreme Court has Overturned Law Preventing Extreme Intoxication From Being Used As Murder And Rape Defence, here's the sources:
- https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2022/05/18/kingston-students-walkout-to-protest-supreme-court-decision.html
- https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/law-barring-use-of-extreme-intoxication-as-criminal-defence-unconstitutional-scc-1.5901881
- https://www.jurist.org/news/2022/05/canada-supreme-court-rules-extreme-intoxication-a-criminal-defense
- https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/canada-supreme-court-extreme-intoxication-20220513

--[[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 09:51, 25 May 2022 (EDT)
:sorry, but i can't. the "did you know" only allows links to EDF threads [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 10:14, 25 May 2022 (EDT)

== fag ==

kill yourself --[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 18:45, 26 May 2022 (EDT)

== thumbnail uploads ==

Please remove the URL exif on the thumbnails you reupload in the future. (There is easy free software, available on the web, for doing this en masse to files on your personal computer). ask me if you have any questions. Thanks in advance.
--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:36, 7 July 2022 (EDT)
:[[:File:HasbroRevolt1.PNG]] - look at the file info on this - what is wrong with it? Think: SEO linking, ,metadata etc. What can I help you figure out? --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:10, 4 August 2022 (EDT)
::I doubt anybody will ever see the metadata unless they look hard enough, but thanks. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 07:35, 4 August 2022 (EDT)

== Fastest crapstub template adder in the west ==
Can you refrain from adding crapstub to articles while they are being edited FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS
[[User:Kamaloka|dont fucking look at me]] [[File:willgif.gif|50px]] 16:22, 8 July 2022 (EDT)

== can you do me a favor for one template? 2 second copypasta fix ==

i noticed that there is no <nowiki>{{{1|}}}</nowiki> on the [[Template:Videoframe|videoframe template]]. it basically serves as a unique id for that specific videoframe on any given article, so that if there are multiple videoframes on the same page (eg, top of the page, middle of the page, bottom...you get the idea) you ''dont'' paginate through all of them at the same time when you click the next / previous links

replacing '''<nowiki><div class="cyclesequence" style="max-width:640px; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto; text-align:center; {{{2|}}}"></nowiki>''' with '''<nowiki><div id="{{{1|}}}" class="cyclesequence" style="max-width:640px; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto; text-align:center; {{{2|}}}" ></nowiki>''' will fix this issue.

pasting '''<nowiki>id="{{{1|}}}"</nowiki>''' immediately after that first div on the first line of code should straighten out this bug which may resurface eventually. if this was removed to unbreak something then i gotcha, figured id at least point this out since i just noticed it while making copypasta out of it. thanks - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 18:47, 26 July 2022 (EDT)
:your "bugfix" isn't needed, that's not how the cycle sequence script works. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 18:59, 26 July 2022 (EDT)

:: 10-4 - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 19:01, 26 July 2022 (EDT)

== hi ==

hey there i'm zagan. idk if we met before. nice to meet you. anyways i'm back after neglecting the wiki for so long and seeing you being the most active admin here. if you need any help or if there's anything that needs to be done just lmk. I have more free time now. unfortunately my discord got b& so you can message me on twitter or insta or on my talk page [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 22:30, 22 August 2022 (EDT)

== cocksucking ==

No sarcasm, thank you for fixing my edits because I never remember to double check what I've written makes sense. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 16:50, 25 August 2022 (EDT)
:<nowiki/>;) [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:58, 25 August 2022 (EDT)

== convert webpage into wikitext ==

hi Mario: i noticed you have restored articles from Wayback that didnt have the wikitext available. if you can/are willing, would you plz convert https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Hipcrime to wikitext for me and paste it here: [[User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 13]] plz? ty -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 01:35, 8 September 2022 (EDT)
:hi Mario: i was able to use one of Wikipedia's rich text reply functions to more or less do the markup work for me. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:38, 12 September 2022 (EDT)

==Help Me Bully Ken Penders==
I'm surprised that the second most autistic Sonicfag doesn't have an article yet. He is basically if CWC got hired for his shitty drawings and actually had a career as a comic book writer. Help me write the article and make it lulzy.
--[[User:ADFtheFilthyCommie|ADFtheFilthyCommie]] ([[User talk:ADFtheFilthyCommie|talk]]) 21:46, 19 September 2022 (EDT)
:{{greentext|>if CWC was a comic book writer}} [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 00:02, 20 September 2022 (EDT)
That was a typo it has been fixed, but the comparison s to CWC are there. --[[User:ADFtheFilthyCommie|ADFtheFilthyCommie]] ([[User talk:ADFtheFilthyCommie|talk]]) 00:29, 20 September 2022 (EDT)

==moving pages==
The next time you move a page while I'm working on it will be your last. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 21:04, 29 September 2022 (EDT)

==Tom Pearl article==
Why did you revert [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]]'s contribs to the Tom Pearl article? Just asking. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 20:29, 6 October 2022 (EDT)
:Potential dox. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:32, 6 October 2022 (EDT)
::Potential dox of a guy literally filming himself eating shit on camera and stating his full name at the beginning of each video? Get real. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 21:35, 6 October 2022 (EDT)
:::Lulzy --[[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] [[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] 21:36, 6 October 2022 (EDT)
::Then I just fucked up and jumped to conclusions too quickly [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:41, 6 October 2022 (EDT)

::::Not the first time you've vandalized articles i've been working on, you axed a lot of relevant info from the hayven page and changed shit like paint huffing to "huff painting" which kinda shows that you're an unfunny retard, you have the nerve to tell people to "lurk moar", lol bud lurk moar yourself. it's plain as day that you're trying to incite faggy edit wars which quite frankly i don't have time for by editing articles you know literally nothing about which have info from even before your time that you seem to think is alright to revert, not to mention a quick google search tells me that you're an editor in quite a few wikis which have nothing to do with ED, even viril the big gay says you're a "mirafag" and you should GTFO --[[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] [[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] 21:52, 6 October 2022 (EDT)
::::: and i forgot to mention that you locked the hayven article for "vandalism" because i removed the 13 year old boys template you insisted on having there, threatening to ban me and saying i was vandalizing an article that i myself created, are you a short bus rider? --[[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] [[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] 21:55, 6 October 2022 (EDT)

== Why is making an account more difficult? ==
Why is registration no longer free? Why does a user have to go through ED Forums to make an account now? --[[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 14:35, 19 December 2022 (EST)
:Registration was disabled due to a retard vandal who kept switching proxies to create sock accounts. Tell [[User:Kaizen|the sysadmin]] to re-enable free registration. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 17:40, 19 December 2022 (EST)

== Why did you undo my edits of the BFDI page? ==

I made that with several members of that community and we all agreed it was a much funnier and accurate representation of what was going on there. {{unsigned|Whiteglove}}
:don't remove content from the page, faggot [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 20:51, 10 March 2023 (EST)
You realize I am the original writer of that article long ago right? I don't think it's funny or accurate anymore or hard hitting. Can you please roll it back? It's far superior to what was originally written by a 15 year old me. {{unsigned|Whiteglove}}
::The new version might be better according to you, but you removed most of the old content. Also, you are [[Special:PermaLink/834795|EdgeIncarnate‎]]? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:07, 10 March 2023 (EST)

== glitch ==

ok thanks for fixing that for me. also lol mediawiki sucks -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:48, 29 March 2023 (EDT)

== Keegan Salisbury page deletion ==
Hello. I know I said this before, but I'm saying this again to make sure you can hear about this. We request for the article [[Keegan Salisbury]] to be deleted please. The reason why we request for it to be deleted is because we felt that it wasn't necessary for the article to be made (in other words, like an attack article), that and for the sake of somebody's safety. The article was about a situation from nearly 2 years ago we realized was petty, and even the person who made the article disowned it and wants nothing to do with it anymore. Any response would be appreciated. Thank you. --[[User:WeDoALittleTrolling|WeDoALittleTrolling]] ([[User talk:WeDoALittleTrolling|talk]]) 10:37, 21 May 2023 (EDT)
:Is there anyone else who is in favor of getting this page deleted? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 20:57, 21 May 2023 (EDT)

::You should keep the article, but remove sections or parts that aren't good for the guys safety or that which affects his personal life? You should ask the EDF. [[User:4ourty|4ourty]] ([[User talk:4ourty|talk]]) 08:16, 22 May 2023 (EDT)
:::Since when admins have to ask EDF how to manage the wiki? imo the article should stay the way it is. ED is not responsible for anyone's actions. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 16:22, 22 May 2023 (EDT)
::::^this, I oppose the deletion of the article because of what you said. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 17:18, 22 May 2023 (EDT)

== ben's article ==

See GloriousReader's comment in deleting it. If there's anything particularly hilarious you think ben has done, just add it to the EDF article -[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 21:51, 25 May 2023 (EDT)

== viril ==

FYI I unbanned him to give him another chance on the wiki. I'm looking at the stuff that you reverted and most of them seem like they were decent edits (by viril standards, at least). It would be nice if you could at least give him a chance and not get severely butthurt and start reverting all his edits just because it's viril.

*Example 1: Squirrelking absolutely should have the troll category. The guy's admitted that he was trolling.
*Example 2: Elvis Presley should have been linked to in the Little Green Footballs article.

You aren't exactly helping the wiki by reverting good edits. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 14:35, 28 June 2023 (EDT)

== {{Greentext|>no porn as potn}} ==

Faggot [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:18, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Picture_of_the_Now|This]] says the following:
{{quote|THERE IS TO BE NO porn or gore as POTN; and preferably no tl;dr screen caps of all text posts like Tweets etc; those can be QOTN.}}
nigger [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 11:29, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:y do you hate them so much; they do so much good for the world; like pissing in fat’s mouth. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:31, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
::Rules are rules; niggers pissing cannot be POTN. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 11:33, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:::CrackFaggot just put that rule in this year, cause <s>of (((CloudFlare)))</s> she’s an autistic retard who’s taking her childhood trauma out on the wiki. Yknow what, let’s ask [[User:GirlOnInternet|GOI]]: can the nigs pissng in Pat’s mouth stay up? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:42, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
::::That rule has been there [http://web.archive.org/web/20071123060641/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com:80/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Picture_of_the_Now before Sherrod jewed the site]. No matter how much you sperg at EDitors and sysops, you STILL prove you're still a newfag just like CWC still acts like a 5-year-old. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 12:07, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:::::FINE, I'll do it myself. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 12:37, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:It's not porn tho, it's art [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 13:28, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
::@[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] well I found a new pic to use…

[[file:BasedPat.png]]

And now haha and Mario are just fucking around and fuckin up the theme of the page for that day. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 13:31, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:You still haven't given me a good answer as to why this guy should be the theme on that day or any other day. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 21:23, 30 June 2023 (EDT)

== Weegee ==

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[[File:Moviesfree 65280.mp4|640px]]|
}}
{{unsigned|Daniel Strikez}}
:unfunny retard [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 10:59, 30 September 2023 (EDT)
:nice shit post, faggot. [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 10:15, 1 October 2023 (EDT)

==Mario==
Why did you delete my redirect pages? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 10:14, 1 October 2023 (EDT)
:which [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 11:04, 1 October 2023 (EDT)

== Requesting deletion of [[User:Hookwhack/sandbox]] ==

I’m hoping you could delete [[User:Hookwhack/sandbox]] for me as I created it by accident.

This is my actually sandbox that I used that I ''don’t'' want you to delete: [[User:Hookwhack/Sandbox]] (It has a capital S unlike the other one)

--[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 00:07, 19 November 2023 (EST)
:Deleted, thanks [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 07:27, 19 November 2023 (EST)

== Thanks for the GNA, MM456! ==

Thanks, MarioMario456, for promoting [[Bbb23]] to the good new articles! [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 19:29, 14 December 2023 (EST)
: And [[Internet_points|again]]! Whoa, thank you there! ---[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 21:18, 17 December 2023 (EST)
::I'm just doing God's work. Expect the GNA/BNA section on the main page to be '''finally''' actively updated in years. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:31, 17 December 2023 (EST)

== RE: Forum checking ==

I will check them, once I am able to reset my EDF password. Am having e-mail access issues atm --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:43, 19 December 2023 (EST)

== Move request ==

Can you move the following pages?

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Current Location !! New Location
|-
| [[Module:Sandbox/Row numbers]] || [[Module:Row numbers]]
|-
| [[User:RkNAME/Template:Row numbers]] || [[Template:Row numbers]]
|-
| [[User:RkNAME/Template:Table styles]] || [[Template:Table styles]]
|-
| [[User:RkNAME/Template:Table styles/styles.css]] || [[Template:Table styles/styles.css]]
|}

- [[User:RkNAME|RkNAME]] ([[User talk:RkNAME|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/RkNAME|contribs]]) 19:24, 26 February 2024 (EST)
:Done, thanks. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 08:55, 27 February 2024 (EST)

::Thanks! - [[User:RkNAME|RkNAME]] ([[User talk:RkNAME|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/RkNAME|contribs]]) 18:11, 27 February 2024 (EST)

== Another move request ==

Please move [[User:Coelacanth/Twenty_one_pilots]] to [[Twenty one pilots]]. Thanks. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:46, 9 March 2024 (EST)
:Done, thanks. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 07:43, 9 March 2024 (EST)

== Admin ==

Hey Mario, just wanted to ask how the whole process of becoming admin works, I'm not saying I expect to become admin anytime soon I've only been here a few months but how teh process work and how long does it usually take? Thanks - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]) 04:33, 11 March 2024 (EST)
:I think you ask [[Special:ListUsers/bureaucrats|bureaucrats]] for admin permissions; that's how I got mine. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:04, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

== Requesting rename ==

Can you move [[User:Hookwhack]] to [[User:Crossbow]]?

Reason: I like archery and prefer the username

--[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Hookwhack|talk]]) 14:58, 19 March 2024 (EDT)
:If you want your username changed, ask [[User:hipcrime|hipcrime]]; I don't have user renaming privileges but he does. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:07, 19 March 2024 (EDT)

== [[American Airlines Flight 63]] ==

I’m assuming you can decide what articles become GNA since you are the person I have seen make articles GNA most so I wondering if you thought this article is a GNA --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:31, 27 March 2024 (EDT)
:I've marked it as GNA. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 08:30, 28 March 2024 (EDT)

== File Deletion Request ==

Please delete this file I uploaded: [[:File:Evalion is sick.webm]]. It was supposed to be a video but didn't come out as I intended. Thx.

--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 18:30, 11 April 2024 (EDT)
:Done, thanks. Sorry for the late response. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 09:57, 13 April 2024 (EDT)

== Delete por favor ==

[[:File:TricksterDOITFAGGOT.jpg]] Gracias

--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 00:20, 2 May 2024 (EDT)

== Bitcoin ==
Sent some Bitcoin your way so you can save up and have that second thumb cut off. No one needs a right and left thumb.
It'll be there in 2 hours

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 15:42, 1 July 2024 (UTC)

User:MarioMario456/willg8686

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#REDIRECT [[Willg8686]]

User:MarioMario456/talk3

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'''SHUT UP NIGGER, THIS IS A TROLL WIKI AND WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. JUST IGNORE THIS "ANTANDRUS" GUY, AND MOVE ON.'''

User:MarioMario456/sig

2024-07-04T06:27:31Z

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[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]])

User:MarioMario456/restoration guide

2024-07-04T06:27:31Z

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Here's a more in-depth explanation of [[How do I shot web?|how to restore shit]] from old ED. It includes some useful tricks and methods I use when restoring shit, to ensure the restoration work is high quality.

__TOC__

==General notes==
#If you're looking to add your own methods to this page, then do so. Many of you fellow [[EDiot]]s have your own methods of restoring shit, so I'm not gonna restrict this page to "just me".

==Restoring images==
#[[Copypasta|Copy and paste]] the URL of the article with missing images into both the [http://web.archive.org/ Wayback Machine] and [https://archive.today/ archive.today], and replace .online with .rs.
#Select the newest archive from both of these sites (make sure it's from BEFORE August 24, 2019).
#Most of the time, the missimg image will be a '''thumbnail''' and not the full image (this can be noticed if the image you're downloading starts with "(anything)px-"). To get the full images, there are various methods, but these are what I use:
##Sometimes, the Wayback Machine has the full image. To get it, right-click the missing image, select "Open image in a new tab" and remove "thumb/" and "/Xpx-Y.png" shit (for example, "thumb/a/ab/Example.png/300px-Example.png" becomes "a/ab/Example.png"). If you're lucky, Wayback will have the full image. '''PROTIP:''' If the page title is "Wayback Machine" and not the filename of the image, Wayback doesn't have the image, use the other methods.
##If Wayback doesn't have the full image, try to Google the filename (make sure that your search doesn't contain the "File:" prefix). If it doesn't find anything, try again but replacing all the spaces with underscores.
##If you couldn't find the missing image on Google Images, you can try to use the filename to identify the source of the image. Common filenames used by websites include:
##*''maxresdefault.jpg'', ''hqdefault.jpg'' or anything similar: YouTube thumbnail.
##*''(name) by (artist)-(seven random letters).(file extension)'': deviantART. (You need an account to download images)
##*''(three random characters).(file extension)'': Know Your Meme.
##If you couldn't find the sauce, try to reverse image search the original. If it doesn't find the image you're looking for, try to replace the text Google guessed with the article name. Download the highest-resolution image that looks the most like the image you're restoring (make sure it isn't a [[shit]]ty upscale), and reupload it here, with the filename of the missing image.
##If you couldn't find higher-resolution versions of the thumbnail, [[Fail|upload the thumbnail]], but make sure to tag this thumbnail with [[Template:Thumb|<nowiki>{{thumb}}</nowiki>]] so that our [[Lazy|competent]] team of [[SysOp]]s and [[EDitor]]s can find higher-quality versions.
##If the image is broken on the archive, tag the article with the missing images in question with [[Template:MissingImages|<nowiki>{{MissingImages}}</nowiki>]].
#Repeat from step 3.

Some notes:
#[[Fail|Most]] of the time, the Wayback Machine will have an archive, but archive.today will not. However, we'll do this for the sake of both: 1. redundacy; and 2. to make sure archive.today has a newer archive than Wayback.
#If you get a .webp file instead of a .jpg or .png (this is a big problem when grabbing images from WordPress blogs), try to download the image with wget or curl (if you use Linux, both of these should be preinstalled), it will bypass the .webp shit.
#*[[iFunny]] will most of the time serve the image as .webp, but this can be easily bypassed by changing the extension on the URL to .jpg. Also, crop that watermark.
#If you're lucky enough to have the original image [[Fukken saved|saved]], [[DO IT FAGGOT|upload it by yourself]].
#Once you have saved the image, remove the .rs exif data from the photo using an external website. That way the image won’t clog up the wiki with its [[Big|filesize]].
#Sometimes, Know Your Meme has similar (and sometimes identical) versions of the missing images. So, make sure to open the page's respective KYM article and go to the "Images" section.

==Restoring the latest revision of articles==
The latest ED article archive we used is from [[at least 100 years ago|early 2019]], just a few months before ED2 was [[You dun goofed|dun goofed]]. However, this also means that some articles are missing newer information.

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User:MarioMario456/YandereDev

2024-07-04T06:27:30Z

Hypeshot: Hypeshot moved page User:MarioMario456/YandereDev to User:Faggot Faggot 666/YandereDev

{{spoiler|alex groomed a child and loses his shit entirely}}
{{天|<big>YandereDev is an [[Epic]] [[Lolcow]] </big>''One page might not be enough. A standalone page dedicated to his failed fetish game is much needed. |LOLCOWEPIC.jpg|100px|white|50%|6px solid black}}
{{天|<big>'''Remember to [[ED:ARCHIVE|ARCHIVE FUCKING EVERYTHING]]'''</big> Just like [[VenomFangX|many]] [[Lowti3rgod|other]] [[Spax3|lolcows]], Alex LOVES to DMCA any JewTube videos that don't potray him positively even in the slightest. Whenever you see any lulzy videos related to Alex, download them and when Alex does take them down, [[Win|upload 10 more mirrors]].|Winrar irl.png|100px|white|50%|6px solid black}}
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|I'm not handsome, I'm not funny, I'm not witty, I'm not charismatic, and I'm not fun. I have nothing to be proud of|EvaXephon on himself
|I’m a perverted sexual deviant, and I absolutely love to perv on sexy video game girls and anime girls. That’s a core part of [[Sick fuck|who I am]], and I’ll openly, publically, and eagerly state that fact, absolutely anywhere. I’ve already found 5 other perverts, now I just need to find one who can model props and environments.|How YandereDev reacted to a volunteer being uncomfortable with his perverted requests
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{{Ibhead|YandereDev}}
{{Ibrow|Powerword|Alexander Stuart Mahan}}
{{Ibrow|Also known as|EvaXephon, XephonEva, Not_Depressed_Anymore, cannotgoogleme, Yandere Archive}}
{{Ibrow|Occupation|"Game developer", streamer}}
{{Ibrow|Years active|2006-present}}
{{Ibrow|Nationality|[[Americunt]]}}
{{Ibrow|Gender|Male}}
{{Ibrow|Website|https://yanderesimulator.com}}
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'''YandereDev''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Alexander Stuart Mahan'''{{jew}}, also known as '''EvaXephon''' and '''cannotgoogleme''') is a {{age|1988|06|30}}-year old [[weeaboo]] [[manlet]]<ref>https://twitter.com/YandereDev/status/656188279918694400</ref> that believes he is a 16 year old girl with DD tits<ref>https://twitter.com/YandereDev/status/654759197846802432</ref> who is currently "creating" the "game" '''''Yandere Simulator'''''. Aside from the fact that the game is an [[obvious]] ripoff of ''[[Yandere#Yandere: The Game|Yandere]]'', ''[[Yandere]] Simulator'' is a shitty ''Hitman'' clone, except instead of having [[Goatse|big open areas]], location diversity and tension, it has [[Fail|only one area inside a school]] and [[boring|no tension]]. Not to mention that none of the game's assets are made by him, he just steals them from the Unity store, GMod or MMD and calls it a day; but don't you DARE mention this to him, because [[Lie|these models are obviously just placeholders]], and not realizing that makes you [[:File:YanDevSpergOut.jpg|a stupid goddamn fucking elitist snob]]. Really, the only redeemable quality about the game is that you get to [[Columbine|kill school children]].

On [[YouTube]], he will frequently [[USI|seek out videos talking about him]] just to leave a comment to get attention. In most cases, however, because nobody other than Alex and his millions of sockpuppets like his game, he will either try to flag the video down, flame the person on his personal [[safe space|blog]], or write an angry email to the person exclaiming just how "terrible" they are as people or how what they do to him is "the worst thing evar!!!1!" so he can stay in his echochamber and not have to face actual complaints about his kindergarten level programming skills and improve his shitty game. Oddly enough, nobody ever asks him why he's always [[lurk]]ing on YouTube instead of making the game that he's been complaining about being forced to build for years (despite nobody even asking him to make it), of course though, pointing this out only makes you a "[[troll]] from the anus of the internet known as [[Kiwi Farms]]" (actual quote lol).

Funnily enough, someone by the name of "{{reddituser|NewYandereDev}}" actually DID tell Alex this, and {{reddit|yandere_simulator/comments/5unvv4/yandere_simulator_in_c_1_hour_project|made his own version of ''Yandere Simulator'' in an hour}} which was better than what YandereDev did in a year and a half, in fact, it was ''so'' successful that the mods on the subreddit had to {{reddit|yandere_simulator/comments/66xqtx/why_i_dont_post_on_this_subreddit_anymore|introduce a new rule}} specifically stopping anymore coup d'états in a vain attempt to reduce the amount of people that see Alex as the lazy faggot that he is.

==YandereDev's lies and stupidity==
While he does have a main YouTube account called YandereDev, {{yt|EvaXephon}} (now renamed to Yandere Archive) is also the name of his shitposting account. He says that he's "[[BAWWWW|constantly pressured by game development]]" and he "[[Truth|has no life]]" (which is true, he has no life, nor has he ever) yet this account is still active, proving that he isn't actually "spending eight hours a day reading emails" as he says, and only uses that as an excuse to get more pity points and [[Jew gold]] for his [[Patreon]]. In fact, as of the last time this article was updated, he's still uploading on the EvaXephon channel; nowadays renamed to Yandere Archive.

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He also constantly bothers [[Twitch]] about why his shit game was banned from their equally shit website, and keeps on saying "But other games do some of these things! Why don't they get banned?" Twitch's official response was his game was still in development so they couldn't unban his game in case he added in anything that violated their Terms of Service but this response is pure bullshit as Minecraft is technically still in development, and it is allowed on the site. A better explanation would be that his game contains ''{{Hover|all|Or at least many}}'' of Twitch's bannable offenses while not being very profitable, as opposed to (for example) [[Moonspeak|Natsuhiro]] [[Jailbait|Highschool]] which only has ''some'' of these offenses, while also still bringing in [[shekels]] for Twitch.

==EvaXephon==
[[File:YandereDevAttentionWhore.jpg|thumb]]
Before becoming known as "the developer of ''Yandere Simulator''" he was known as "[[Meaningless noise|EvaXephon]]" (a mix of [[Evangelion]] and RahXephon, how creative!) and it was as this alias that he first became infamous, he would spam links to his shitty streams, or [[Incel|constantly whine about not having a girlfriend]], which isn't too much of a surprise considering he uses Gaia. This was not all he would post though, [[Elliot Rodger|he would frequently talk about how much girls hated him, and the people that he would ogle, and then continue to complain about how much unfair the world was to him]]. His posts even became so shit that he had to ask the mods to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|delete one of his threads]] because he was being so stupid. Another interesting fact is that due to Alex being homeschooled (poorly) since the age of 12 by his parents, he has consistently aired [[SNCA|his grievances]] on Gaia about how much of a failure his dad thought he was and that he wanted to kill him in the night (his mom too because apparently "[[lol wut|she was kind of a bitch too]]"). It was also with this name that he would post his [[Rule 34|adult fanfictions]]. Feeling [[stupid|brave]]? '''{{archive|FiTNk|Read one of them here}}'''.

Sometime [[at least 100|a few years ago]], Mahan was tricked by a '''{{archive|wMN4o|14 year old girl named Sisef into giving and receiving n00dz}}''', which in turn led to the girl telling everybody which resulted in massive amounts of [[butthurt]] from Alex, especially because he was hacked by a group of trolls.

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===XephonEva===
Alex also owned another YouTube account by the name of {{yt|XephonEva}}, and unlike his shitposting account, this was his personal account, aka his fap folder that he used to like and favorite e-whores showing their cleavage or stripteasing in front of the camera, or even his other weird fetishes.

Nowadays this channel is abandoned and Alex has forgotten the password to the channel; meaning that all the cringe on this channel will stay up till the day JewTube dies.

==''Lunar Scythe'' - His first game==
[[File:LunarBladeScreenshot.png|thumb|A screenshot of his first game. [[No|Triple A quality stuff right here guys.]]]]
Something that Alex is very good at is making gory games full of unnecessary amounts of blood. His first game is a prime example of this. It was a hack-and-slash game called ''[[Edgy|Lunar Scythe]]''. The story of the game is a girl in her [[Jailbait|late teens]] who thinks that there are some people who don't deserve to live, so instead of going to a psychiatrist like a [[NORP|normal person]] she kills everybody she sees because Death told her to. [[oh ok|Okay]].

Surprisingly enough, Alex thought that a game that he worked on for three WHOLE months (wow so much effort) would be good enough for his idol Mike Zaimont (the creator of [[Skullgirls]]). Obviously, Mike shot him down for being a fucking retard and not knowing how to code a simple "hello world" program. [[:File:YanDevpressed.png|Alex didn't take it too well]] and ended up [[Satan|demon]]ising Mike for making fun of him in front of his "friends", completely disregarding the fact that he just said he had no friends and also disregarding the fact that Mike was giving legitimate criticism of his shit game, but Alex isn't good at taking criticism, as shown in '''{{archive|33yOj|this thread}}'''.

If you want to read the full chatlog of Mike shitting on Alex for not knowing how to code, [[YandereDev/Mike Z|click here]].
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==''Yandere Simulator'' - His [[Shit that will never happen|ever-prolonged]] "magnum opus"==
'''''Yandere Simulator''''' is a shameless [[loli]] recolor of ''Hitman'' that was originally thought up by a drunk faggot on [[v/|/v/]] that thought it would be funny if someone made a game poking fun at the [[yandere]] trope in [[animu]] by designing a game around a satire of this, but instead fell into the hands of a guy that let this concept go right over his head by making a game that is completely unaware of its own incompetence and yet takes itself fully seriously. Despite its [[Visual Novel|visual-novel-inspired]] presentation, the game serves only as an outlet for [[you]] to vent your kissless [[virgin]] [[rage]] by [[murder|killing]] digital [[wimmins|women]] and pretending they're [[whore|the upperclasswomen]] that rejected you in [[school|high school]], and thus delaying your inevitable [[Columbine|schoolyard massacre]] and subsequent [[suicide]] for a few more weeks.

YandereDev makes [[Lies|frequent]] updates on the game's development progress to his [[YouTube|JewTube]] channel, in which he espouses [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|great confidence]] that the game will one day be completed, despite the fact that it's been in development for [[At least 100|{{age|2014|4|1}}]] years <s>and the first of the game's eight bosses isn't even playably finished yet</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|NEVERMIND, HE ACTUALLY FINISHED OSANA LOL]]

===Gameplay===
The player controls Yandere-chan, an [[emo|emotionally-unstable]] [[16-year-old girl|teenage girl]] (But don't worry, guys! They're all [[age of consent|perfectly-fuckable]] adult women, [[oh ok|even though the game explicitly says otherwise]], and you're a [[pedophile|good person]] for finding them sexy!) who develops an [[heterosexuality|obsession]] with a [[ugly|dreamy]] schoolboy, whose default appearance [[bullshit|coincidentally]] resembles the [[incel]] developer. In a no-holds-barred demonstration of what the developer desperately wants to do to the women who turned him down in his youth, Yandere-chan [[aquaphilia|drowns]], [[auto-erotic asphyxiation|strangles]], [[Holocaust|burns]] or otherwise [[misogyny|murders schoolgirls]] who [[cock block|attempt to steal her beloved]].

Up until [[Last Thursday|2020]], the developer accomplished little besides [[nothing|making stock models walk around a school]] and filling the game with [[faggotry|Easter eggs and references]] to other [[Jack Thompson|murder simulators]] like ''[[Homestuck|Undertale]]'' and ''[[Overrated|Metal Gear Solid V]]'', because [[lazy|it's not as if he has anything better to do]].

However, after years of laziness, he actually finished the game's first rival in September of 2020 (which if YandereDev actually knew how to code, would have been implemented by '''2014'''), and the game went from the "debug sandbox" (pre-alpha) phase to the "demo" (alpha) phase. He then added a "1980s Mode", which is meant to be a prequel to the actual game and has all 10 rivals implemented ([[Fail|which are all copies of Osana]]). You know just how lazy and incompetent Alex is when he focuses on ''non-standard game modes'' over the main game itself.

=== Development ===

Since [[theft|obtaining]] a set of schoolgirl models from the Unity asset store, YandereDev has been [[BAWWWW|whining]] about how [[unemployment|overworked]] he is with the game's development, and how he "never takes a break," and spends [[literally]] "eight hours per day" reading [[fantard|fan mail]]. When he bitches ([[truth|which is constantly]]), he conveniently neglects to mention that he's only done the game's coding and UI design, and that literally everything else in the game is either the work of [[DeviantArt|online artists]] with no [[E-go|self-respect]] (including a grass texture stolen from an artist who had explicitly refused him permission), or was given to him free-of-charge by [[fandom|his adoring legion of sugar daddies]] (and he still expects you to believe he's [[poor]], despite making over <s>[[Jew Gold|$]]60,000</s> $13,764 per year off of [[Patreon]] alone). He claims that the stolen assets are placeholders and that they'll be replaced [[never|when the game reaches completion]], despite actively netting neetbux from the game's development.

====Partnership with tinyBuild====
In one of YandereDev's tl;dw update videos, Alex announced that he would be working with a small development team called tinyBuild so he could have less work to do, and because of this his predicted date of release was shortened from 2021 to [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|2019]]. Oddly enough, no fans of YandereDev's felt betrayed that despite saying that he wouldn't sell out to a company to help keep his game as he intends it to be (even though he stole the idea of the game), this is strange because tinyBuild set restrictions to him... restrictions that he later broke which ended up with his partnership being terminated within a fucking year. After being told to [[GTFO]], he voiced his complaints about working with tB, of course these were all petty things like the person he was assigned to work with being "too work oriented" and "straight to the point" not realizing that in a professional area, people aren't actually supposed to fuck around for eight hours a day and blame it on fan emails.

===Notable Characters===
*'''[[Self insert|Senpai/Taro Yamada/Taeko Yamada]]''': The main love interest of the game with no weaknesses and is loved by every girl despite being plain and uninteresting. Suspiciously similar in design to YandereDev himself.
*'''[[Batshit insane|Ayano Aishi/Yandere-chan]]''': Crazy bitch with a [[DeviantArt]]-tier backstory that tries to be heartfelt and make you feel bad for the character, but ends up unironically giving her [[autism]] with traits such as a lack of empathy for others, obsessively focusing on a specific thing, inability to talk to others properly, shyness, dangerous mood swings, a failure to blend in with normal people, and being a main character in an anime. Not actually a yandere as she is not "cute and bubbly" to normal people, and is instead actually closer to a kuudere.
*'''[[Tsundere|Osana Najimi]]''': Generic tsundere character in every generic anime game, nothing of value is found with this character. Mostly notable for being the only rival even near finished in the game even with the release goal of 2019.
*'''[[Sick fuck|Muja Kina]]''': An actual adult that falls in love with the main character who is a student. Alex tries to defend this by claiming she's actually the same age as the students, despite the fact that no school in their right mind would not only hire an underage person to help with medical needs in a school, but also someone whos only character trait is being the clusy cute girl that every in-universe beta fawns over.
*'''[[Pedophile|Mida Rana]]''': This time YandereDev doesn't even try to hide the predatorial nature of the character, he literally says that she likes seducing teenage boys.
*'''[[Incest|Hanako Yamada]]''': Senpai's younger sister that wants him to bone her even though they're siblings. [[Some argue]] that she only loves her brother in a "sibling-like way", but if this was the case then YandereDev would have no reason to keep on bringing up the commonness of incest in [[Japan]] to try to make his fetish seem less weird (by using Japan of all places).
*'''[[Mary Sue|Megami Saikou]]''': Meant to be the final rival of the game, with no weaknesses whatsoever. However, since everyone knows YandereDev is too busy playing hentai games to work on his "game", [[Fact|she will never see the light of day]].
*'''[[Nyoro~n|Midori Gurin]]''': Created by YandereDev to represent his fans, giving [[Advice Dog|advice]] to the weeaboo autist. Unbelievably, due to Alex despising criticism, he absolutely DESPISES Midori and frequently kills her in his TL;DW update videos.

==Sex Doll/cannotgoogleme Saga==
In January of 2015, [https://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59077 Alex bought a sex doll] (Archives: {{archive|bF2OK|1}} {{wayback|https://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59077|20230811140953|title=2}}), which he named "[[Mai Waifu]]" and also once dressed up as [[Metroid|Zero Suit Samus]] (one of Alex's waifus). Alex didn't want anyone to know that he was posting on a sex doll forum, so he registered on the forum with the username "'''cannotgoogleme'''". However, he was too retarded to use a throwaway email for his account; as some autists figured out that the email for cannotgoogleme was {{@|evaxephon|mail.com}}, one of Alex's known email addresses. Shortly after they figured out cannotgoogleme was Alex, Alex logged into cannotgoogleme and changed its email.

He even implemented his sex doll into ''Yandere Simulator'', as a big-titted pink-haired girl of the same name. To this day, Alex still denies having bought a sex doll or having implemented his doll as a character in his game.

==The Great r/yandere_simulator Buyout==
In 2018, the ''Yandere Simulator'' subreddit, r/yandere_simulator, began to hate Alex for being a lazy retard who spends more time streaming on Twitch and/or adding easter eggs to his game than working on the game's first rival. Since Alex despises criticism, he unsurprisingly did not like that the subreddit was turning against him and bought the subreddit using $3000 of Patreon money (this is actually against Reddit's terms of service, but like the shitty site it is, [[Fail|Reddit did nothing about this]]).

Immediately after buying the subreddit, the subreddit turned into [[North Korea|a totalitarian dictatorship]] where utter loyalty to Dev is demanded and even the slightest bit of criticism towards him results in a ban. Many people from the subreddit left and founded {{reddit|Osana|r/Osana}}, an alternative subreddit without all the censorship. [[Self pwn|Nowadays r/Osana is more active than r/yandere_simulator]].

==Consume the Cum Chalice==
[[File:Consume the Cum Chalice.gif|thumb|Post this on Alex's Discord/subreddit and see how fast you get banned]]
A meme started from one of his old JewTube videos where he drinks [[Cum|milk]] from a goblet. Just like with anything that doesn't stroke his ego, Alex can't stand being memed and bans anyone from his Discord and subreddit for posting any variation of this meme.

{{quote|I, EvaX, humbly submit [[Cum|a toast]] to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate [[Warcraft III]], so that he may play [[DotA|Defense of the Ancients]]. Congratulations Nick, enjoy your DotA.|EvaXephon}}
 
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==Subreddit Hack==
In July of 2020, a Kiwi Farms user known as {{kfuser|not-based-or-redpilled.52646|Not Based or Redpilled}} (pretending to be [[Null]]) hacked into YandereDev's Reddit account; going into r/yandere_simulator and then [[Lulz|removing all the mods, unbanning everyone and then banning the original mods]]. Soon after, the sub devolved into full-on [[anarchy]]; with everyone memeing and shitposting about YanDev. However, this fun was not to last; with YandereDev regaining access to his subreddit a few weeks later. The memeing and shitposting has since moved onto the now-dead subreddit {{reddit|yandere_simulator_2}}.

==Alex Mahan the Groomer==
After a year or two of being irrelevant, in September 25, 2023 rumors began floating that YandereDev groomed a [[16-year-old girl]] on [[Discord]] (unsurprising, since he has actual pedophiles as rivals on his game!). This ultimately resulted in Alex throwing a sissy fit and [[Lulz|pausing development on ''Yandere Simulator'']] and got some of his die-hard simps to turn against him.

==Gallery==
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File:YandereDevAttentionWhore.jpg|[[Attention whore|WAHHHH!!! I HAVE NO GIRLFRIENDS!!1!!]]
File:YanDevpressed.png|"HOW DARE HE POINT OUT MY FLAWS?!?!?!?!1!??1!"
File:YanDevMMD.jpg|[[Originality|He stole this entire house from a game called Miku Miku Dance.]]
File:OutOfContextYandereDev.png|[[Lazy]]
File:YandereGod.png|[[USI|What he wishes he looks like]].
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File:YandereDevIRL.jpg|[[Reality|What he]] [[Jew|actually looks like]].
File:YanDevSpergOut.jpg| See also: [[Gorilla Warfare]] and [[Internet Tough Guy]].
File:YanUncomfortable.png| Somebody modelling a T-shirt for ''Yandere Simulator''. Notice the discomfort in her eyes.
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==Videos==

 
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==See also==
*[[Lazy]] - The bane of his existence. {{age|2014|4|1}} years have passed, and his game is STILL not finished.
*[[Yandere]] - What Ayano is not, and will never be.
*[[Weeaboo]] - Alex has a severe case of this.
*[[Internet tough guy]] - Alex deals with criticism by telling people to kill themselves.
*[[Tom Preston]] - White knighting cuck who dealt with criticism in a similar way to Alex.
*[[Phil Fish]] - Another pretentious fag in the world of game development.
*[[Einshine]]
*[[Doki Doki Literature Club]] - Still better than Yandere Sim.
*[[Mai Waifu]] - The name of his sex doll.
*[[Basement-dweller]]
*[[Gamer]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Incel]]

==References==
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==External links==
===Official stuff===
*{{yt|@|YandereDev}} - His main account.
*{{yt|EvaXephon|Yandere Archive}} - His shitposting account. Formerly EvaXephon, he renamed it to "Yandere Archive" sometime in 2020 in a vain attempt to hide his past.
*{{yt|XephonEva}} - His abandoned secondary channel. Since he forgot the password to this channel, every cringe video on this channel will stay up till the day YouTube dies.
*{{patreon|YandereDev}}
*{{twitter|YandereDev}}
*{{discord|user|YandereDev#1850}} - Good way to troll him on the 'cord is to send him Consume the Cum Chalice or "Are you coding, son?".
*{{reddit|yandere_simulator}} - His totalitarian dictatorship of a subreddit. If you don't suck Dev's cock, expect for the mods to delete your post and/or ban you.
*{{linkedin|alexander-mahan-40b90277|Personal Linkedin}}
*'''{{wordpress|yanderedev|His blog}}''' - [[TL;DR|Nothing worth reading here]].
*[https://yanderesimulator.com/ YandereSimulator.com] - His game's official website.
**[https://yanderesimulator.com/debunk/ The infamous "debunk" page] - where YandereDev denies all the evidence against him.
**[https://yanderesimulator.com/stream.html His super sekrit stream chat]
*[http://evaxephon.com/ EvaXephon.com] - His old abandoned website. Mostly about comparing [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] to [[Ripoff|RahXephon]].
**[http://evaxephon.com/LunarScythe.rar Download ''Lunar Scythe'']

===Unofficial/anti-Dev stuff===
*{{kf|19311|Kiwi Farms thread with over 1000 pages}}
*{{reddit|Osana}} - The "serious" fan subreddit, without all the censorship of r/yandere_simulator. Here you may disagree with Alex without fear of getting banned.
*{{reddit|yandere_simulator_2}} - The meme/shitposting subreddit where everyone makes fun of YanDev; made after Alex managed to get back access to his subreddit after it got hacked. Dead nowadays.
*<s>{{ytlink|1gX4KjDYi30|TL;DW video with more info}}</s> '''BALEETED''' {{ytlink|u5hWk8pWzfA|Reupload}}
*[https://yandere-simulator.com/ Parody website]

[[File:CumChalice.gif|650px|center|YandereDev drinks his semen goblet]] {{center|<big><big><big>I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast to [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] for successfully managing to make an article about me, so everyone will known how autistic I am. Congratulations, ED. Enjoy your Article. 
[[Faggot|(Pffzt) Ahhhh]].</big></big></big>}}

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User:MarioMario456/Willg8686

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User:MarioMario456/Supernova

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A '''supernova''' is one of the [[lulziest]] events in the [[universe]], it happens when a star 8 times as massive as the [[Sun]] [[dies]], causing the star itself to make an incredibly [[lulzy]] explosion and create either a neutron star or a [[black hole]].

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User:MarioMario456/SpaceX

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'''Space Exploration Technologies Corp.''' (or '''SpaceX''') is a private [[space]] travel company run by [[Elon Musk]], a [[South Africa]]n [[white]] person who also founded [[Tesla]]. It is mostly founded by the United States government agency [[NASA]], which put 2 men on the Moon in 1969, [[fail|but has never returned to there since 1972]].

They made the first privately-funded rocket to reach orbit, the Falcon 1.

==History==
SpaceX was founded in [[2002]] by Elon to help make rockets cheap enough to allow the colonization of [[Mars]].

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A mission to send cargo to the International Space Station, CRS-7, was launched on June 28, [[2015]]. Around 2 minutes and 19 seconds after liftoff, the rocket disintegrated due to failing struts. [[Shit nobody cares about|If it succeeded, it would have been another attempt at landing the Falcon 9 first-stage]]. But it just so happens to know that it contained a [[LOL WUT|discontinued spacesuit NASA still uses since 1981]].

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User:MarioMario456/Skibidi Toilet

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'''''Skibidi Toilet''''' is a series of shitty [[SFM]] videos made by a Russian faggot named '''DaFuq!?Boom!''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Alexey Gerasimov'''). While it first started off as your [[typical]] SFM [[shitpost]], it somehow became popular among [[Generation Alpha|the current generation of kids]] and developed an actual storyline.

==Characters==
*'''G-Man'''
*'''Skibidi Toilets'''

==Skibidi Toilet Syndrome==
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==See also==
*[[Generation Alpha]] - The people who made this shit popular, and its target audience.
*[[I'm so random]] - ''Skibidi Toilet'' in a nutshell.
*[[Source Filmmaker]] - The program used to make this.
*[[YouTube Poop]] - Arguably the [[zoomer]] version of this.

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-ZXraMeHBPJHXBhrNowJaQslyqtUg-tZ Watch the full series]
*{{yt|c2|DaFuqBoom|DaFuq!?Boom!}} - The creator of ''Skibidi Toilet''<nowiki/>'s JewTube channel.

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User:MarioMario456/Sandbox

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=[[EDF6]]=
''This is an article about the fabulous live forums. For the previous defunct abortions, go to [[EDF1]] or [[EDF2]].'' 

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'''Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI''' or [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online '''EDF6'''], temporarily known as '''Malhub''' is approximately the [[Over 9000|9001st]] incarnation of the world-renowned shithole known as the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]]. It is effectively a reboot of [[EDF2]]; after said forum died due to the head admin being v& and nobody else having backups. Filled to the brim with contagious [[autism]], [[faggotry]], [[shitpost]]ing, and [[drama]], it is safe to say that it is only for the finest connoisseur of [[lulz]]!

==History==
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[[File:EDF_logo_hl2.png|thumb|right|EDF 6 Prototype Logo]]
In the beginning, there was [[EDF1]]. But after lots of [[shit that nobody cares about]], EDF1 was no more. But then, there was [[EDF2]]. Until early 2018, when the [[Zaiger|head admin and site owner]] was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and using it to fuel his [[meth]] addiction and [[alcoholism]], he decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] on EDF2 through a [[User:VX|different admin]]'s account before leaving for good.

And yet, using backups from [[at least 100 years ago|June 2017]], EDF2 came back, this time as EDF3. Until 1000 dead admins later, [[Conrad Alan Rockenhaus|the last head admin]] was arrested, [[Fail|without giving anyone backups]]. And, well, some things... you just cannot survive.

Meet [[Aediot]]. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Pæperclip, was a [[pedophilia|pedophilic]] [[Jew]] who had [[at least 100]] posts on EDF2. After Conrad went to the partyvan, he decided to revive ED, [[Script kiddie|despite not having any technical skills]] and having been banned from ED before for being a pedophile. One day, Aediot began taking donations to help "make" a forum. For some reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software XenForo, much to the dismay of everyone who used EDF2. Because Aediot wouldn't convert the forum to XenForo, some fat spic named [[User:Umkemesik|Umkemesik]], another faggot from EDF2, decided to install XenForo on a [[GoDaddy]] domain he already had registered, '''malhub.com'''. Due to [[master race|XenForo's unmatched supremacy]], everyone moved out of EDF onto Malhub. A few days later, Aediot's EDF was no more, mainly due to the fact that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody cared about his EDF anymore]].

In early May 2020, [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ UMK decided to partner up with Aediot]; with Aediot running the wiki, UMK running the forum and Malhub being officially renamed to EDF. After a while, it was revealed that Aediot [[Sell Out|wanted to sell the website to a dark web whore]]; so the partnership broke and a new wiki, dramatica.online (which later became encyclopediadramatica.online, the wiki you're currently reading), was created to accompany the forum.

==Succession of EDF in Chronological Order==
# EDF 1 Original Gangster Edition
# EDF 2 Zaiger Embezzlement Edition
# EDF 2.9 Serbian Expansion
# EDF 2.99 Jailhouse Rock Edition
# EDF 5 PHPBB Abortion
# EDF 6 - [https://forum.dramatica.online Encyclopedia Dramatica .Online Forums]

==Memes==
*[[User:.wil|.wil profile pictures]] - Some whore and suspected [[tranny]] named [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] once decided to combine her profile picture (being an AI generated [[Jew]] [[Jaiden Animations]] picture) with .wil's; and soon after, other people started doing the same thing. Many of said shoops can be seen [[User:.wil/avatar|here]].
*[[Get on IRC fgt|Get on Discord retard]] - A [[forced meme]] that is spammed on a member's profile when the spammer wants the user to join [[Discord|ED Discord]].
*[[Graykat|NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE]] - Created by the almighty graykat, this meme was a result of his [[ALL CAPS]] rants against [[niggers]], [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] and the ED Discord.

==Boards==
*'''Noob Introduction''': The board [[newfags]] would usually make their first thread and be downvoted to hell by the rest of the forum in normal newfag fashion.

===Main Category===
Like the title says, this is the category where most of EDF6's activity is concentrated. Here lies tons of [[shitpost]]ing and [[faggotry]], so be warned!
*'''Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis''': EDF6's main board, and the one with the most threads and posts by far. Basically EDF6's version of [[b/|/b/]], due to having basically no rules and being overrun with [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|cancer]].
*'''News''': Has the [[old media|media]] reported anything interesting? Feel free to create a thread here! As you might expect, a lot of threads here are [[shit nobody cares about]].
*'''Hall of AEpic''': A janny-run archive board, where threads that are considered to be [[the best]] lie.

===Subcultures===
Do you have some interest in something? These boards are for you!
*'''Religion & Politics''': The official board to [[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY]].
*'''Video Games & Weeaboo Shit''': Are you a [[gamer]]? Are you a [[weeaboo]]? If you answered "Yes" to at least one of these questions, this board is for you!
*'''Furries & Ponies''': As both the furry and [[My Little Pony]] fandoms have long since been dead since EDF6 began, [[shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a fuck]] about this board; so it's no surprise that this is the board with the least threads, only having 11 as of May 11, 2022.
*'''Music, Movies & Media''': The place to discuss anything audio/visual, like "what bands [[hipster|nobody has ever heard of]] do you listen to?", "what shitty [[YouTube]] channels do you watch?", and "what do you watch on [[Netflix]]?".
*'''Trolls & Lulz''': Not much to say about this board, apart from the occassional [[NYPA|personal army request]].

===Dramatica Help===
*'''Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration''': Most of the traffic on this board comes from the {{EDF|thread|banner-thread.1400|Banner Thread}}, but other than that, this is the forum where you can [[Circlejerk|collaborate with EDF]].
*'''Complaint Department''': Did someone [[Zaiger|fuck up ED]]? Feel free to create a thread here!

===Randumb===
*'''Nobody Cares''': [[Shit no one cares about]]. [[Last Thursday]], the ability to reply to threads here has been removed, but who gives a fuck?
*'''Your Shitty Projects''': The [[original content]] forum. Pretty stale.

==Notable Users==
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===Admins & Moderators===
*'''[[User:ASSBLONKER|ASSBLONKER]]''': The biggest [[Chad]] on the forum, he'll get more pussy than [[you]] will ever get.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Nobody knows if it is a real woman [[Trap|or not]], but anyway it's a [[pretty cool guy]].
*'''[[User:Kaizen|kaizen]]''': ED's current (former?) sysadmin. Formerly "zogg", he later changed his username so [[you|wikifags]] know who he is. Got [[dox]]ed and [[ragequit]] in February 2023; giving all the ED server keys to a mysterious individual only known as "PAX". Disappeared in late 2023 with the ED server keys; meaning the end of EDF6 might be coming any second.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - The infamous attention whore from EDF2 is back and gayer than ever.
*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - A [[Germany|kraut]] who spends most of his time on the shoutbox.
*'''Scumhook''': Professional child rapist, you'd better not piss him off before he comes to your house to [[rape]]s you.

===Non-Admins===
*'''Cock''': Alongside gert7, he's considered to be one of the two kings of the shoutbox. Autistic for science. And, of course, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*'''Crassmeister''': Of course, on a forum whose main forum is "Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis", there is obviously a [[shitpost]]er. He usually rates every post with “[[Awesome|lol fgt lol u suk bals ollololololo]]”.
*'''Mikemikev''': [[Mikemikev|Has his own page]].
*'''TinFoilHatGuy''': [[Teh]] local memelord.
*'''gert7''': One of the top posters on the shoutbox, alongside Cock and chuj. Like Cock, he's Estonian.

===Faggots===
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''': The official winner of Faggot of the Year 2022 thanks to Sleepy's sockpuppet wankery. Disappeared from ED sometime after May 2023; either out of [[butthurt]] after winning FOTY 2022, him getting a life, or both.
*'''AmelciAR''': An underaged pedophile tranny from Poland who is too autistic to properly reply to posts, instead replying with things like "d" or "words".
*'''BiteySnek''': [[Onideus]].
*'''dropdatwat''': Self-hating Jew who first joined EDF when he was just 17 years old in 2017. Despite winning FOTY 2020, he was later unfagtagged.
*'''[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard/Moonrunes/Everybody]]''': A [[Shota|15-year-old boy]] obsessed with [[Gay|K-Pop]] and [[animu]]. Easily trolled; just call him "Viril" and he'll chimp out.
*'''GeorgeSoros/DirtCheap/DramaForums''': An edgelord that has a hateboner for [[User:.wil|.wil]], spamming “loser inc.” on his statuses.
*'''Quence''': A 50-year-old politics-obsessed faggot who pretends to be a woman, he proves that [[there are no girls on the internet]]. Currently has the lowest reaction score on the entire forum; sitting at -38,962 as of January 14, 2024.
*'''Samuel''': An annoying attention whore who suffers from severe [[unwarranted self-importance]] and easily gets [[butthurt]]. [[Bipolar disorder|Loves to ragequit, only to come back a month later]].
*'''[[umkemesik]]''': The founder of EDF6, this [[fat]], [[Ginger|red-haired]] [[spic|Mexican]] was kicked out from the admin team and later [[b&]] after screenshots of him messaging a 16-year-old girl surfaced. Almost won [[FOTY]] 2022 before Sleepy used sockpuppets to make .wil win at the last minute; not helped by the fact he was banned from [[EDF2]].
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''': An unfunny aspie from [[Nebraska]] that keeps [[Doing it wrong|doing everything wrong]]. Has been [[b&]] multiple times from both the wiki and the forum for being a massive faggot (in fact, he is currently permab& from the wiki); and tries to evade said bans using very obvious sockpuppets. Used to be the second most downvoted user on the forum before [[Faggot|Likeicare]] gave him a positive reaction score.

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==Some interesting threads==
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik and Aediot partner up. LOL FAGS!]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/virginedf-is-worried-and-scared-of-chadedf.90/ An early thread about the "rivalry" between Aediot's EDF and Malhub.]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/edf6-1st-annual-yearbook-thread.1557/ Post your mugshot or penis and it will be put in the OP].
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-romance-of-scumhook-and-quence-as-told-by-lurk.2233/ Witness a riveting tale packed with exciting action and romance!]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/goddamnit-wil-aka-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-ed-2-autistic-boogaloo.3073/ Slapfight between .wil and UMK]

==See also==
*[[EDF1]] - The græt progenitor.
*[[EDF2]] - The father that went for a pack of smokes, but never returned.
*[[Kiwifarms]] - Gay and boring EDF wannabe

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=[[VideoGamePhenom]]=
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[[File:VideoGamePhenom face.png|right|Serious bizzness...and srs-looking face as well...]]
[[File:GayIncest.jpg|thumb|250px|What Shawn does with his father]]
[[File:6g newton.png|thumb|250px|Where all teh emulated and cheated video games are played for his channel...this sucker has a neighborhood that's fucking long to navigate because he loves wasting time...]]

'''VideoGamePhenom''' ('''[[Powerword|Shawn Douglas Fenn]]''', born February 23, [[1990s|1991]]) is a [[Donald Trump|Trump]]-supporting drug addict, [[autistic]] [[retard|dumb brain]], and YouTube "celebrity" that is known to [[Faggot|talk about cocks 24/7]], [[troll]] random wikis, send [[death threats]] to people who disagree with him, and [[Incest|fuck his own father]].

He is also known to play on emulators. Normally, this wouldn't be a problem, as [[truth|nobody cares over whether or not you're playing on real hardware]], but because he sucks at games, he abuses savestates, loading them whenever he gets his ass kicked. This is to keep his score in Mario games which only [[faggots]] like him care about, without taking damage or losing a life then bans people who spread this so-called "rumour" because he simply has no life. Being a [[troll]], he created a ROM hack of ''Super Mario Bros.'' named ''Super Catholic Bros.'', in which [[Shotacat|pedophilic Catholic priests]] stick their [[cock]] inside [[shota|underage boys]]' [[anus]]es.

==History==
Shawn is an American gamer and illegal immigrant who, despite his username, is a suckish video gamer who isn't even close to anywhere near deserving his "phenom" status. He grew up in the United States in Lodi, Garfield, Haledon, and Elmwood Park and started his first gaming cancer, VideoGamePhenomHD on Jewtube [[100 years ago]] back when he was in Garfield, New Jersey. He [[slave|owns]] two relatives named Matthew and Russell. His endless trail of JewTube poison started with his first game, [[Pokemon|Animal Abuse Red]], and on later channels, Pooper Mario Bros., which he obviously plays on VisualBoyAdvance and FCEUX respectively while using the AVI record feature, because Nintendo can't put a tighter leash on video game piracy. One advantage of abusing drugs is getting to upload 10-30 videos per day on average. It is unknown why he would only show boss battles and not the full thing of that one [[Pokemon|violent, offensive TV-Y7/FV excuse for a children's game series]], though he does it anyway, probably because he finds the butt-fucking of his [[Gary Oak|rival whose middle name is Motherfucking]], Gym Leaders, elite fourzzz, and the "Champion", to be much more lullzzz-y and important. He also hates showing his play times in videos for no logical reason whatsoever.

He also used the English releases of Porkyman Black and White and their sequels to milk more views and cash in months following their release.

VideoGamePhenom, from late 2013-early 2016, has also proven that he does not understand the meaning of "retirement" as he claimed to "retire from Jewtube" and that he would close his channel down on December 24, 2013 at 8 PM EST on his own Facebook. Unbelievably, on the same day in November, he also claimed that he got hacked on the same fucking day and expects us to believe it. He also retreated in [https://vgp.wikia.com/wiki/VideoGamePhenom#First_run 2018] to claim that the real reason for his closure and the boot-up of '''VideoGamePhenomLED''' and '''VideoGamePhenomEX''' (both of which are VGP [[sock puppets]]) was because he's a fucking bastard who doesn't even know how to produce his shit.

[[Last Thursday]], VideoGame"Phenom", lying about his supposed "retirement" and expecting us to believe he got hacked (which he later deleted in an aggressive attempt to hide himself), is back the very next day with a new channel named ModernGamingEra. He continues to use emulators and savestates in his Mario and Donkey Kong (and maybe) Pokemon videos to this very day. Luckily, he shitted himself by closing ModernGamingEra in April 2015 while playing Pokemon Black 2 and White 2 illegally.

During the life of ModernGamingEra, he has also harassed [[Wikia]]n users by threatening a hardcore Kirby fan who wouldn't let him upload his emulator-done shitty videos onto the site.

After the piece of faggotry that was ModernGamingEra, Shawn, in April 2015, came back with [http://web.archive.org/web/20160118013745/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRVtyjXo9K6WVw_99NNuyQA yet another account] he also pretends isn't his. It closed in March 2016 when he finally admitted he should stop using accounts with sketchy names when he still gives out his identity in the Pokémon videos by naming his player "Shawn" because he thinks he's slick and above the law. He also did New Super Mario Bros. on that account...somehow, even though he appeared to procrastinate about it on his next channel mentioned below. Once again, he does thousands of videos and then deletes his channel [http://web.archive.org/web/20180424220001/https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/ucrvtyjxo9k6wvw_99nnuyqa in March 2016], thus wasting months and yes, even years of his pointless, abominable life.

One tragic evening upon the closure of his shitty "union" channel, the [[loser]] has came back with yet another "retirement" violating channel known as VideoGamePhenom, and to this very day, still plays games illegally and uses savestates with his emulators. He continues to create impersonation and phishing arguments in which he clearly has the smaller dick. His current channel has signed an MCN agreement with Curse, so [[Loser|he now gets payed to play games and violate copyright]]. [[Ass|But,]] as of March 19, 2017 UST, [http://web.archive.org/web/20180426015436/http://dramatica.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:219 he has declared himself officially fucked over] after cycling through multiple accounts with the voice of a [[drama queen]], though he still might be out there lurking and uploading tons of videos daily thanks to his drug addiction and ass burgers...

His channel links always contain spammy links to "gift card sites" and this loser still hasn't learned his lesson.

He also sounds like a lawyer if you harass him on Facebook, make a sockpuppet account, and then continue to harass him in private messages. He also shouts you out on his page despite ignoring his users and being a faggot who doesn't respond to his users despite reading their comments. He now lives with his father in Newton, New Jersey (because he's gay and prefers incest over anything).

UPDATE: Shawn Fenn has [[dox|dropped the docs]] about his email and private location out to the public by revealing it through YouTube, as follows. HORY "FAKKU"ING SHIT!!! 
fenn99@gmail.com 
33 Mill Street 6G
Newton, NJ 07860 US

The counter notification also came with a fucking phone number from this twat. 
973-862-6236

UPDATE #2: IP IS NOW OUT!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! 
50.29.199.144 ([[Unwarranted Self Importance|took literally 20 seconds to type out in regular font]], [[Lies|YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE IT!!!]])

No phishing: Before Shit Dick Fuck (or Shawn Douglas Fenn) starts another bastard phishing argument, it's already once again public information. Go walk to his door with 10 firearms or so and assume he's a [[Jew]]. [[Adolf Hitler|You own the second amendment]], [[weeb]].

As of March 31, 2017, Shawn has dropped his [[dox]] by linking his profile as it is shown on public records, revealing his criminal and traffic history.[https://www.intelius.com/purchase2/people/eyJwcm9maWxlSWQiOiIxMERQV05DVDFXTSIsImZpcnN0TmFtZSI6InNoYXduIiwibGFzdE5hbWUiOiJmZW5uIiwibWlkZGxlTmFtZSI6ImQiLCJzdGF0ZSI6Im5qIiwiYXVnbWVudHNwIjoicW9pZD0xMERQV05DVDFXTSZxZj1TaGF3biZxbj1GZW5uJnFjPUdhcmZpZWxkJnFzPU5KJnF6PTA3MDI2In0=][https://www.intelius.com/people-search/Shawn-D-Fenn/NJ] And another dead relative of his, Lori A. Schochet, who's 63 years old and lived in Clifton, NJ 07012 and formerly in Belleville, NJ 07109. HOLY SHIT!!!

On December 14, 2018, this complete nigger was given a one-week global block and went down to his knees for fucking with top-class VIP on an article on his own wiki that got deleted for "inappropriate content". Unfortunately, it only lasted a week, resulting in the faggot being back on his feet.

On January 27, 2019, this retard [[backfire|got terminated from a wave load of completely FALSE copyright claims after fucking with the channel of this article's creator by shutting down his channel the same way]]. Soon he'll have to suck up his own medicine, and maybe [[autofellatio|his own dick]], as he's too dumb to understand that he'll be shut down again by more false copyright claims and that his channel will essentially be dunked underwater to death.

On February 21, 2019, the faggot proceeded to get exponentially butthurt and deleted his old channel to start a [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0LB088HP1aXY5D90WKxU3A new one] on a different email, doing games the smart false claimant hasn't done yet. He also threatened legal action, though the intelligent Fucking Bitch Idolaters rightfully refused to believe him.

===Butt buddy===
Between 2017 and 2018, Shawn has closed his Facebook account because he couldn't stand da lullzzz apparently. He has decided to arrange sexual meetups with his new butt buddy and boyfriend from Lodi High School, [https://www.facebook.com/matthew.vitale.146 Matthew Vitale], and Shawn has [[butthurt|sodomized]] Matt outdoors ever since. Matthew Vitale is another homosexual dweeb who doesn't know how to use a [[condom]] and him and Shawn shall soon be condemned to [[AIDS]] and hell. He continues to do so even after exposure for his massive sex scandal massacre and continues to hide the truth from other users as part of a huge fucking [[conspiracy]].

===One year later===
[[File:YouTube's intimidating massive lie that you'll get terminated for making false copyright claims trololololololololloolololooollol.png|thumb|YouTube's intimidating threat to your account which is potentially ineffective because the only people who get punished are the victims of false copyright claims...]]
In May 2018, one year after VGP's channel got closed, he created [http://web.archive.org/web/20180513010149/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu6LGCQU8CCCSh5nLH6ku6w/featured yet another channel] as he doesn't know what the word "retirement" means. Furthermore, he's forgotten how to widescreen. He still continues to rage about being called "Shawn" even though he uses it in his Pokémon videos.

Fortunately, a day or two later, someone called VideoGameCollectionHD decided to [[lulz|file a fuckton of copyright strikes to terminate Shawn's channel]] from YouTube, as YouTube [[truth|doesn't care about copyright abuse/trolling]] and it can be easily used to get faggots banned from [[YouTube|the tubes]].

===Update===
As of May 17, 2018, the VGP disease has relapsed as the owner is now [[asking for it|committing to blatant violation of the YouTube Terms of Use]] by creating another account. Apparently, he's too much of a [[retard]] to know that he'll just get reported again when he makes his shitty videos public.

==Wikipedia sockpuppets==
Shawn Fenn is a closeted troll who is known to make [[sockpuppets]] on Wikipedia to [[internet tough guy|send death threats]]. Here is a complete list of all his known sockpuppets on Wikipedia:
*[[wikipedia:User:PrivateMasterHD|PrivateMasterHD]] (main account)
*[[Wikipedia:User:VideoGamePhenom|VideoGamePhenom]]
*[[wikipedia:User:ModernSportsEra|ModernSportsEra]]
*[[wikipedia:User:MegaGardevoir68|MegaGardevoir68]]
*[[wikipedia:User:LastResort4All|LastResort4All]]
*[[wikipedia:User:JetsAndYankees4Life|JetsAndYankees4Life]]
*[[wikipedia:User:EternalFloette|EternalFloette]]
*[[wikipedia:User:CitingSportsRefer|CitingSportsRefer]]
*[[wikipedia:User:BigSportsUnion|BigSportsUnion]]
*[[wikipedia:User:SportsLair|SportsLair]]

He genuinely thinks he'll [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:JetsAndYankees4Life#I_quit._Time_to_build_a_new_union_for_the_government,_for_video_gamers! convince the US government to plow a hole somewhere and recognize a youth union] [[good luck|to substitute our important, yet painfully boring day-to-day shit with indoctrinating youth into loving vidya games as much as cock]].

==Shawn Discovers ED==
On September 18, [[2016]], Shawn created a [[sock puppet]] to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank this article]]. Like most people that vandalize ED, Shawn doesn't seem to know how a [[wiki]] works, so it didn't take long for his vandalism to be reverted, and him to be [[banned]]. Later on, in an email, he bitched about being banned from ED and claimed that he was "indefinitely blocked for no reason" because he's too stupid to understand that [[ED:VIP|vandalism is completely pointless]].

Shawn even offered some reasons for blanking the page:
<blockquote style="color:green">
This article has been deleted for the following reasons:

*Spamming
*Phishing
*Cyber-bullying
*Defamatory
*Tampering
*Conspiracy
*Usage of copyrighted material, including another person's personal photos without permission
*'''This article clearly does not meet the quality standards to be posted'''
</blockquote>

No joke. [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=VideoGamePhenom&oldid=934601 He actually wrote this].
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Update: As of November 19, 2016 UTC, the crybaby has made a new sockpuppet named "VGPHD" to blank this article. However, he appears to still be quite confused about why he is blocked. Shawn has even added more reasons to proclaim that the article has been ceased, even though is clearly only vandalizing it for his [[lulz|humiliation]]. He has even added bold font to some of the sentences to further his humiliation, and claims that this article is doxing, even though once again, he always publicly reveals his information and blames others for re-posting it.

<blockquote style="color:green">
'''Important notice'''

As per order of the real person himself, this article has been seized and deleted for the following reason(s):

*Long-term abuse
*Pirating and tampering with someone else's personal information
*Posting most events that are NOT true in the real life
*Trying to unconvincingly dupe others into thinking the person who owns VGP is insane, although the events linked are untrue
*Doxing and DDoS'ing
*'''This article clearly does NOT meet the quality standards to be posted on this site

'''Please DO NOT re-create this article as per order of the person posting this notice. If this article still stands, the FBI will be notified, and this page will remain ceased. Courtesy goes to [[User:DramaNerd153]] for creating this misleading article, which was once an article, but is now shut down. Again, DO NOT re-create this article, or else the FBI will be notified if violated.
</blockquote>

Like all [[anti-lulz|unlulzy]] vandals, Shawn doesn't know how to [[Vandal/how-to|properly vandalize a wiki]], as Shawn '''ALWAYS''' vandalizes this page with a variation of his "[[butthurt|this page has been removed]]" message. If his article is protected, he will usually create a "request for deletion" article (yes, Shawn believes ED deletes articles alá Wikipedia) with the same butthurt reasoning as before; or whine in the [[TJC]], sometimes impersonating [[Wikia]] staff.

===[[EDF6|EDF]] Saga===
On March 9, [[2021]]; Shawn {{EDF|member|videogamephenom.555|joined}} [[EDF6]], unsurprisingly just to send legal threats and to demand [[Taking Down ED|that his article be taken down]] (to the point of being fagtagged). A full list of [[butthurt]]-ridden threads created by him is available below:
*{{EDF|thread|videogamephenom.1319|VideoGamePhenom}} - The thread that started it all. In this thread, Shawn tries to get this very article deleted.
*{{EDF|thread|dont-be-a-dick.1338|Don't be a Dick}} - Shawn promotes a song by [[Shit nobody cares about|LittleVMills]].
*{{EDF|thread|personal-information-exposure-warning.3235|Personal information exposure warning}} - VideoGamePhenom 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]. Basically a recreation of the very first thread he made.
*{{EDF|thread|current-mode-earn-app.3389|Current - Mode Earn App}} - [[Lulz|Vandalized by mods]].

He is currently targeted by {{EDF|member|thepokemongamer.668|ThePokemonGamer}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Alexander R. Rodriguez''', also known as '''NintendoGamingHD'''). If VGP is [[Chris-Chan]], then TPG is his own version of [[A-Log]]; as he never [[STFU|shuts the fuck up]] about him.

On May 10, 2022, the mods righteously vandalized his user profile for the lulz.

In June 2022, he started [[Waaambulance|downvote bombing]] anyone who talks shit about him on his profile.

==The Game==
# Download an emulator and a game ROM illegally while sucking Bulbasaur's dick.
# Use savestates and whine like a baby whenever you suck at a ridiculously "hard" level.
# Edit it with an illegal version of [[Sony Vegas]] and upload to Jewtube on drugs.
# [[????]]
# [[Profit|PROFIT!!!!]]

==External Links==
*<s>{{yt|ch|UCHUHtYA2ohJ1x2S5yQtf1Og|VideoGamePhenom}}</s> (Deleted)
*<s>{{yt|ch|UCB5Bze0zZI18BrFIZt94XoA|VideoGamePhenom}}</s> (BALEETED AGAIN)
*{{yt|ch|UC0LB088HP1aXY5D90WKxU3A|VideoGamePhenom}} (another attempted comeback...or should I say, cumback)
*{{Facebook|shawn.fenn1}}
*{{Pinterest|videogamephenom}}
*[https://www.change.org/u/590662220 Change.org]
*[https://projectpokemon.org/forums/member.php?32877-VideoGamePhenom Project Pokémon]
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/videogamephenomhd/ Giant Bomb]
*[http://community.wikia.com/wiki/User:VideoGamePhenom Wikia]

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User:MarioMario456/Quence

2024-07-04T06:27:28Z

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[[File:Quence.jpg|thumb|[[Trap|What he thinks he looks like...]]]]
[[File:Fat guy on computer.jpg|thumb|... versus [[Fat|what he actually looks like]].]]
'''Quence''' (Unconfirmed [[powerword]]: '''Paul Demsky'''{{jew}}) is a [[fat]], 50-year-old-something [[cuckservative]] [[faggot]] [[Transgender|pretending to be a woman]] which crawled into [[EDF6]] into May 13, 2020 and very quickly became one of EDF's largest lolcows; due to him never [[STFU|shutting the fuck up]] about [[alcohol]], [[drugs]], [[Android]] (he's an [[Hipster|Apple fanboy]]) and some other [[shit nobody cares about]].

For his reckless faggotry, Quence became the winner of [[2021]]'s [[Faggot of the Year]] award; and currently has the lowest reaction score on the forum.

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==The Beginning==

<center>[[File:QuencesFirstPost.png|600px]] 
{{EDF|post|54|His first post on EDF}}</center>

Quence joined the [[EDF6|hard, gay shitpost metropolis]] on May 13, 2020; the forum's very first day of operation (which means he survived [[EDF2]]).

==Types of Quence threads==
There are various types of threads Quence creates. However, none are as common as his [[nigger]] hate threads. Due to his [[redneck]] status, Quence feels the need to openly express his hatred of [[Niggers|monkeys]] and [[Spics|aliens]] whenever he can. This raises the question over whether or not Quence [[Yes|secretly likes niggers]].

==The Average Quence Post==

{{info|For a more authentic EDF experience, this part of the article will be written entirely in '''[[Comic Sans]]'''.}}

Ugh, why are these f*cking people still buying alcohol and drugs? The Devil made those; plus, why are people still using PCs and Android? Apple makes the best computers and phones, plus I like their closed ecosystem.

[[Niggers|Negroes]] and [[spics|Mexican'ts]] are still ruining our great America, and these liberals are STILL letting them into our country

''(Quence often pairs up his shitty posts with [[retarded]] reaction images of what he's trying to say, which unsurprisingly have as much [[fail]] and [[unfunny]] as most of his posts.)''


==Ways to Troll Quence==
Like every lolcow in existence, it's fairly easy to make Quence butthurt. Here are the tried and true methods to troll Quence:
*Say he's fat. He will try to deny this, but will [[fail]] at it.
*Say anything positive about Android/negative against [[Apple]] products.
*Say anything positive about alcohol and/or drugs.
*Tell him to [[Tits or GTFO|post nudes of himself]].

==(Suspected) Sockpuppet Wankery==
When there is no one to talk to, Quence uses his many [[sockpuppet]] accounts to [[Forever alone|talk to himself]]. Accounts confirmed or suspected to be Quence include:

*Magalicious
*Quencie-poo fan club
*goreshit
*Yuna is My Waifu

==Gallery==
{{cg|Quence Gallery|QuenceGallery|center|<gallery perrow="3" widths="300px">
File:QuenceHypocrisy.png|As Quence has constantly [[Racism|said things negative towards niggers]], this makes him a [[hypocrite]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="3" widths="300px">
</gallery>}}

==Quence Facts==
*If his name is really Paul Demsky, then Quence is [[Jew]]ish.
*If there’s a product other than Apple, Quence will bitch and moan over it.

==External links==
*{{EDF|user|quence.10|Quence}} - [[EDF6]] profile.
*{{EDF|thread|the-user-quence-is-a-fat-unfunny-cunt-and-needs-to-be-shitcanned.3055|The user Quence is a fat unfunny cunt and needs to be shitcanned}} - EDF admins kick his faggot ass by lowering his reaction score.
*{{EDF|thread|quence-dox.733|Quence dox}} - [[Fail|Attempted]] doxxing attempt.

==See also==
*[[Apple]] - Macs and [[iPhone]]s are his computers and phones of choice, respectively.
*[[Christianity]] - Thou shalt burn in Hell for pretending to be a woman online.
*[[Cuckservative]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Fat]]
*[[Gay]]
*[[Redneck]] - Quence is most likely one of them, considering his extreme hatred of alcohol and drugs.
*[[Transgender]]

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User:MarioMario456/Logo editing community

2024-07-04T06:27:27Z

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The '''logo editing community''' is one of the most [[retarded]] fandoms in existence. It is filled with [[autistic]] [[13-year-old boys]] that have an [[sick fuck|unhealthy obsession with opening/closing logos]]. Many logofags are [[BFDI|objectfags]] and/or are obsessed with another piece of [[shit]] known as Gacha Life. Their fandom gives the [[Sonic]] and [[brony]] fandoms a run for their [[jew gold|money]]. Many logofags are [[too lazy]] to make [[moar]] content, so they keep milking Klasky-Csupo logo filter videos.

==Quotes==
Expect to see hundreds of autistic or repetitive comments on logo videos (like "FAKE", "Taken from X", or copy-and-paste from the [[Closing Logos Wiki]]). Here's some gold from logofags:
{{quote|IF I SEE ANY IMMATURE LITTLE KID SUCH AS: ZACHARY GAGNON, IGAGNON66ISBACK, NICK MATTHEWS, SHEARD FAMILY, HEIDI LEYTON, PETER SEGETOTH, CHARLES BLAKE, PLAYUIOSRON FSDDER, DILLON WISSENBACH OR ANY LITTLE KID STEALING OR DISLIKING THIS!!!

If you when, I'LL BLOCK, COPYRIGHT STRIKE AND REPORT THEM AND THIS WILL BE THE REASON WHY THEY INFRINGE MY PRIVACY, MADE ME ANGRY, PISSED OFF, MAKE RANTS OUT OF THEM AND WILL NOT MAKE ANY BLENDER MOVIE LOGOS, FAKE VHS/DVD/BLU-RAY OPENINGS OR VHS/DVD/BLU-RAY UPDATES!!! OR ELSE I MAKE GROUNDED VIDEOS OUT OF USERS!!!|Nonsensical autism on a [https://youtu.be/FtD83RhS7hA Fox Searchlight Pictures logo remake], proving many logofags are GoFags}}

==List of logofags==
*'''TR3X PR0DÚCTÍ0NS'''
*'''Kyoobur9000'''

==See also==
*[[Autism]] - what caused this abomination
*[[Battle for Dream Island]] - another retarded fandom many logofags are part of
*[[Closing Logos Wiki]]
*[[Vyond]] - shitty animation software that many logofags use

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User:MarioMario456/Libera.Chat

2024-07-04T06:27:27Z

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'''Libera.Chat''' is an [[IRC]] network run by [[skids]] and [[faggots]] after some asshole at [[Freenode]] decided to FIRE FUCKING EVERYONE from the company.

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User:MarioMario456/FTX

2024-07-04T06:27:27Z

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{{spoiler|FTX COLLAPSED BECAUSE OF FRAUD ON THEIR OWN END, NOT BINANCE}}
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[[File:FTX logo fixed.png|thumb|Fixed.]]
'''FTX''' was a [[Bitcoin|crypto]] exchange (the second largest exchange, behind Binance) run by '''[[Powerword|Sam Bankman-Fried]]'''{{jew}} (SBF), an [[America]]n [[League of Legends]] player living in the Bahamas. Founded in 2019, it managed to scam investors out of billions of dollars; before suddenly filing for bankruptcy. With FTX's collapse happening almost overnight, detectives started to investigate the real cause as to why FTX went bankrupt.

'''Spoiler alert:''' it was fraud.

==What Was Actually Going On==
[[File:Caroline Ellison.jpg|200px|thumb|The crypto kike's GF and CEO of Alameda]]
Behind the curtain, FTX was playing a game of "let's put customer funds wherever we want". Sam was using FTX customer funds to have [[orgy|orgies]] with the other FTX staff, but he was also using them to assist his own crypto hedge fund, '''Alameda Research'''. Sam was the founder and CEO of Alameda; but after starting FTX, he transferred ownership of Alameda to [[Fugly|Caroline Ellison]], his own girlfriend (yes, Sam doesn't know that women belong [[in the kitchen]]).

Most of FTX's value came from Sam's own [[shit]]coin, the FTX Token (FTT). FTX could print more FTT whenever they wanted, which also ranked up the value of the company. Not only did FTX's value mostly consist of FTT, but Sam was also using Alameda as a secondary bank for FTT tokens.

===Money Laundering===
Not only was FTX playing with customer funds, they were also laundering money to the [[Democrats]]. The way they did it was quite simple: the US government would use American tax money to assist [[Ukraine]] (since they/are currently at war with [[Russia]]), Ukraine would deposit said tax dollars into FTX, and then FTX would deposit the Ukranian money into Democrat super PACs. At one point, Sam was the second-largest Democrat donor, just behind the globalist kike [[George Soros]].

After getting away with fraud and money laundering for about 3 years, their main rival found out about their scam. Which brings us to the collapse of FTX.

==The Collapse==
On November 6, 2022, [[Chink|Changpeng Zhao]], CEO of Binance, announced that Binance was liquidating its entire stock of FTT due to "recent revelations". Soon after, investors rushed to withdraw their FTT; not only causing the value of FTT to crash, but also causing FTX to crash. '''Hard.'''

With FTX crashing and burning, Binance pursued an acquisition of FTX; but after the company found out about FTX's scam, they cancelled the offer. On November 11, 2022, FTX, Alameda Research and related entities all filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Sam stepped down as CEO of FTX and was replaced by John Ray III, a restructuring expert who was Enron's CEO post-bankruptcy. Since then, the actual exchange has ceased existing; and both exchanges (the international one, FTX.com, and the American one, FTX.US) now redirect to [https://restructuring.ra.kroll.com/FTX/ some boring restructuring site] {{archive|yVoIG}}.

==SBF Gets Arrested==
About a month after the collapse, the American government ordered John Ray III (FTX's new CEO post-bankruptcy) and Sam to testify about the fall of FTX. Soon after, Bahamian authorities arrested Sam; who is currently being extradited to the US in order to testify.

If Sam is found guilty, he could be facing 115 years in prison; which is effectively a life sentence, just like [[Bernie Madoff]]'s.

==See Also==
*[[Bernie Madoff]]
*[[Bitcoin]]
*[[League of Legends]] - Sam's favorite game.

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User:MarioMario456/DKOldies

2024-07-04T06:27:27Z

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'''DKOldies.com''' is a retro gaming store known for selling retro games at super high prices, applying fake discounts on top of their overpriced items, as well as not refurbishing their consoles.

==[[YouTube|JewTube]]/[[TikTok|NigNog]] Presence==
As of February 23, 2023, their YouTube channel has [[Over 9000|973.000]] subscribers.

==Refurbishment Drama==
While DKOldies was always infamous for its overpriced retro games/consoles, in February 2023, various JewTubers began calling out DKOldies for not refurbishing their consoles. This caused DKOldies to respond with the following video:

<center><youtube>9mZug4fT8mM</youtube>'''Their response to the accusations'''</center>

[https://returnyoutubedislike.com This browser extension] reveals the above video has been disliked to oblivion; having 2.8K likes and 19K dislikes as of [[Last Thursday|February 23, 2023]].

==Videos==
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|<youtube>jVlRv80ZOQ4</youtube>'''Little lies, little sweet little lies'''
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==External links==
*{{yt|@|DKOldies|DKOldies.com}} - Remember to use AdBlock.
*{{tiktok|dkoldies}}

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User:MarioMario456/CloudyEggs

2024-07-04T06:27:27Z

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#REDIRECT [[CloudyEggs]]

User:MarioMario456/Aundrey Hale

2024-07-04T06:27:27Z

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#REDIRECT [[Audrey Hale]]

User:MarioMario456

2024-07-04T06:27:27Z

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Talk:4th of July

2024-07-04T06:25:31Z

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==Working Material Added==
Removing used material that's been integrated. --[[User:Onideus|Onideus]] [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 15:42, 4 July 2013 (EDT)

4th of July

2024-07-04T06:25:31Z

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[[Image:Usausa.gif‎|thumb|center|America's favorite holiday. Retards love pretty lights.]]
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[[Image:Indepedunceday1.jpg|thumb|left|Good clean fun at the Nation's birthday sex party.]]
[[Image:Flaglol.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:ZOMGtax.jpg‎|thumb|All about saving a few bucks]]
[[Image:Headshot.jpg|thumb|left|Consternation! We forgot to bring our muskets to the battle!]]
[[Image:Donotwantea.jpg|thumb|A lovely tea-party on a yacht, gone horribly wrong.]]
[[Image:Independunceday2.jpg|thumb|left|100% All-American wiener.]]
[[Image:AllYourColony.gif‎|thumb|AYCAB2U]]
[[Image:Mexican Obama.jpg|thumb|4th of July in Obama's style]]

'''The 4th of July''' is one of several [[United States]] [[9/11|holidays]] created to whip up [[masturbation|patriotic American feelings]] and remind the rest of the world that they better not [[Gangbang|fuck]] with us. Also known as [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Independence Day]], it was originally started by a [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|small gang of terrorists]] because they hated the civilized and cordial British way of life, with its incessant tea and crumpets routine and loose talk about abolishing [[niggas|slavery]]. Since then, the 4th of July has become an [[Retro|endearingly]] fetishized [[goatse|annual]] occasion for people to dump money into [[China]] for fireworks and party supplies, allowing us to have the parades, picnics, and sex parties that make the USA the [[Jews|world]]’s most admired nation.

In modern [[America]]n 4th of July celebrations, every other person but [[you]] is barbecuing delicious burgers surrounded by family and friends in the backyards of their [[rich and beautiful|perfect suburban homes]]. You, meanwhile, are sitting [[dying alone|alone]] in a rented basement studio apartment on a chair stained with tears and semen, playing [[World of Warcraft]] in a room lit only by your computer monitor.

==History==
For most of the USA's existence, citizens celebrated 4th of July in traditional and rather boring ways. Year after year, decade after decade, very little changed in the cuisine, the family activities, and the fireworks display. Children symbolically set fire to toy Indian wigwam villages, and civic leaders and politicians made speeches that brought pride to all American hearts.

Something in the national spirit changed, however, after [[The Spanish Inquisition|World War II]]. With the influx of the millions of [[Jews]] who had escaped the [[Holocaust denial|Auschwitz]] ovens, American culture became much more vulgar and cheapened, [[liberal|filled with coarse language, promiscuity and violence]]. All of this, of course, [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|had been planned long ago]].

==The reality==
Most [[America|Amerifags]] would have you believe that their defeat over the [[Britain|Britfags]] was [[pwnt|all encompassing]] and lulz. However, what they fail to realize is that it was actually the [[Irony|French]] who bailed them out, while the [[Retard|True American PATRIOTS]] played fancy dress as native savages and [[Autism|threw some tea in a river]], presumably under the impression that removing their tea would render them as powerless as Popeye without his spinach, much to the embarrassment of [[Europe|the civilized world]].

==The bright side==
The new coarseness and vulgarity were not necessarily a bad thing, and with it came plenty of opportunities for experimenting with [[drugs]] and [[Bestiality|sexuality]]. As America's foremost holiday, the 4th of July began to personify the country's new outlook and approach to all kinds of strange and risky behavior. For example, [http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=%22bottle+rocket%22+ass&hl=en shooting fireworks out of one's ass] on the 4th of July became a very popular kind of stunt among [[Attention Whore|teenagers]]. Wild, patriotic orgies became the holiday norm for young adults, while the older set drank themselves into the familiar [[Hangover|alcoholic stupor or rage]].

==The future of 4th of July==
Most people agree that 4th of July is much more interesting and fun now than it was in years gone by, and while there is still some danger of [[Mexicans|Cinco de Mayo freaks and criminals]] overwhelming the nation, it seems reasonably certain that the party, in this case, is just going to get crazier.

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==Gallery of Patriotism==

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Image:George washington.jpg|The country's Dad.
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Image:Swastika-flag2.jpg|Part of the 20th century Jewish campaign to discredit America.
Image:Triplets with american flag.jpg|Three pillars of USA: Sex, Drugs, and Rock'n'Roll.
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Image:Goatsebush.jpg|Patriotic fervor
Image:Benfranklin.jpg|Ben Franklin founded a chain of convenience stores that still thrive today.
Image:Upgraded.jpg|Tough times, but excellent manners.
Image:Gdub.jpg|Rockin' my wooden dentures, boyee...
Image:Stealingcolonies.jpg|Fear not, for soon we will establish Toronto.
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== Patriotic Videos ==

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== FIREWORKS! ==
Let's not kid ourselves here, the 4th of July at this point is largely about one thing and one thing only...setting off MASSIVE explosives and incendiaries preferably while completely drunk off your ass and attempting to be the biggest jackass in a seven block radius.

===Firework Galleries===
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Image:4th_Of_July_-_Miscellaneous_-_Confiscated_Fireworks.jpg|Beware [[police|The Man]] who will [[steal|confiscate]] your fiery fun.
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Image:4th_Of_July_-_Retards_-_Up_The_Ass_-_Bottle_Rocket_-_01.jpg|[[Alcohol]] goes [[awesome]] with fiery explosives!
Image:4th_Of_July_-_Retards_-_Up_The_Ass_-_Bottle_Rocket_-_02.jpg|What could possibly go wrong?
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Image:4th_Of_July_-_Animated_-_Captain_Fail.gif|Captain Fail will save the day!
Image:Flame_Wars_-_War_Is_Hell.jpg|The aftermath of epic retardation...
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Image:4th_Of_July_-_Retards_-_Aftermath_-_03.jpg|Ya still got one good eye! ;D
Image:4th_Of_July_-_Retards_-_Aftermath_-_04.jpg|It's not as bad as it looks...
Image:4th_Of_July_-_Retards_-_Aftermath_-_07.jpg|LOL, just kidding!
Image:4th_Of_July_-_Retards_-_Aftermath_-_05.jpg
Image:4th_Of_July_-_Retards_-_Aftermath_-_06.jpg|His [[imaginary girlfriend|girlfriend]] didn't survive.
Image:4th_Of_July_-_Retards_-_Aftermath_-_08.jpg
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===Firework Videos===
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==See also==
[[File:USA firework consumer retail laws by state.png|thumb|right|And only between 1-5 July and 26 Dec-31 Jan [http://www.dhses.ny.gov/ofpc/news/sparklingdevices.cfm (NYC)]]]
*[[Youtube Independence Day]]
*[[W]]
*[[Hell]]
*[[George Washington]]
*[[Che Guevara]]
*[[United States]]
*[[England]]
*[[Philadelphia]]
*[[Hookers and blow]]
*[[Ceiling cat]]
*[[Common knowledge]]
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Talk:Homosexuality

2024-07-04T06:23:47Z

Hypeshot: Hypeshot moved page Talk:Homosexuality to Talk:FAGGOTS!!!!

penis
{{unsigned|Angerous}}

I LULZED SO HARD![[User:Psycho Princess|Psycho Princess]] 09:54, 15 May 2012 (EDT)

== This Should Be Reversed ==
This part right nyah:

:Gay by ~Plaid-Rose

:I am gay. I'm not a disease, I'm not a problem I'm not an affliction I don't need treatment. I don't need help I'm not sick I'm not confused I'm not a sin.

:I am gay. I'm your daughter Your sister Your friend Your co worker Your classmate Your acquaintance A complete stranger

:I am gay. I need love, just like you I need smiles I need support I need a hug I need a friend I need a family I need acceptance I need understanding I need you

:I am gay. I know what love is I know what pain is I know what hate is I know what life is

:I am gay. And I need you to love me The same way you loved me before you knew

:I am gay. And I have experienced hate From more people than just you

:I am gay. And I wont change. I wont give up. I wont back down. I wont pretend. I wont lie. I wont deny. I wont hide. I wont hurt.

:I am gay.

:And that's okay.

Basically rewrite it in the opposite while still attributing it to the author (preferably with a link to his gay shit). --[[User:Onideus|Onideus]] [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 19:59, 7 August 2012 (EDT)

== Ass Whole ==

ALL gay men are fucking assholes.

Homosexuality

2024-07-04T06:23:46Z

Hypeshot: Hypeshot moved page Homosexuality to FAGGOTS!!!!

{{spoiler|THE US GOVERNMENT PASSES A LAW FORCING GAY MARRIAGE NATIONWIDE(6/26/2015)!!!!!!!!}}
{{spoiler|FAGS CAN DONATE HIV INFECTED BLOOD AGAIN! FUCK YOU ARTHUR ASHE!}}
{{Offended}}

{{center|
{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge / That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez, or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest.
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes. Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic, staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulgin'. That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em! They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!
|[[Slim Shady]], "Criminal," 2000

|What's the difference between a faggot and a refrigerator? Refrigerators don't fart when you put the meat in!
|Unknown

|I think it is wrong. I don't pretend to understand it, but it is not just another normal optional lifestyle.
|[[Al Gore]], 1981

|Let's talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can't watch this shit. Dating shows that's showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let's talk about shit like that! If that's not fucking up America, I don't know what is.
|Ja Rule, 2007

|They take it up the ass. This is only for taking a [[shit]].
|[[Mel Gibson]], 1991

|It seems like, to me, a [[vagina]]—as a man—would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying?
|Phil Robertson, 2013

|I’ve seen the evil homosexuality come out of you people; AIDS is the result of your sins. Now don’t get me wrong; God loves you. But not the way you are now.
|Donna Summer, 1983

|How many letters have I read on the air from gay men who acknowledge that a huge portion of the male homosexual populace is [[pedophilia|predatory on young boys]].
|Laura Schlesinger, 1999

|I guarantee it would solve the problem post-haste if homosexuals were stoned.
|Bob Jones III, 1980

|As far as I’m concerned, granting a parade permit to a group of homosexuals to parade down Hollywood Boulevard would be the same as giving a permit to march to a group of thieves and murderers.
|[[Police|LAPD]] Chief Ed Davis, 1970

|In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality.
|Rick Santorum, 2003

|Some gays are actually having children. It's [[True|not right]] on paper. It's not right in fact.
|[[Mitt Romney]]

|Gays need to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.
|Tracy Morgan, 2011
}}
}}

[[Image:Homosexuality parade pack.jpg|thumb|Homosexuals have parades to show the world how normal they are. Don't tell me you aren't lusting after that sexy golden motherfucker.]]
[[Image:gay_pride_angel.jpg|thumb|Figure A: The Homosexual Archetype: Handsome, [[Unwarranted Self Importance|confident]], and willing to [[Buttsecks|take it from behind]].]]
[[Image:Jeremy kyle tearful tranny tantrum.png|thumb|Figure B: The truth]]
[[Image:Patrick the Fairy Princess.jpg|thumb|A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!]]
[[Image:A faggot.jpg|thumb|A faggot assumed.]]

'''Homosexuality''' or [[pedophilia|Homophilia]], is a progressive [[fucktard|mental illness]] commonly seen among [[Furfag|furries]], in which the sufferer is overcome by sexual feelings for others of the same sex. This neurological disorder is most commonly caused when the afflicted subject has such [[Steven Slater|deep resentment for a dominating parent of the opposite sex]] that all members of that sex become repulsive by association. Often as the sufferer comes of age, the level of [[Fashion|faggotry]] begins to slope up in the form of a quadratic function {f(faggot)=ax2+bx+c}, rather than the typical linear model predicted by [[Elton John|researchers and other faggots of the like]].

In some rarer cases, the cause is a generalized reaction against normalcy, triggered by a negative response to the thought of healthy adult relations. This reaction often relates to a pagan desire to act against the will of God, whom homosexuals dedicate their lives to infuriating. And it's also a choice, too. Like with any choice, there are always retards who are too lazy to decide, which explains bisexuals. Though some say bi is just halfway out of the closet.

Other common causes of homosexuality include the faggot having been sexually molested as a child by an adult of either the same or opposite sex, or heavy drug use by the faggot's mother that occurred during pregnancy causing a hormonal imbalance. This hormonal imbalance can also occur after a child's birth if their parents let them play unsupervised in vats of harmful chemicals.

Homosexuals are misogynistic vaginaphobic [[bigot]]s. Homos have a deathly fear of snatch, which is why they cover themselves with a protective layer of bodyglitter and/or gold body paint. Faggots think [[cunt|"lady bits"]]s are "icky", and yet all females adore faggots. Homos love assholes and hate cunts. When informed that [[women]] also have assholes, faggots are unimpressed, that's how deep their pussy prejudice goes. When a fag says he wants to destroy pussy, it's not like a dudebro, he wants to actually [[kill it with fire]].

Homosexuality is positively correlated with the mental disorder [[pedophilia]], and all fags are prone to molesting [[children]]. Their purported attraction to members of the same sex is a misguided exercise in the search for an alternative to normal sexual relationships. The subjects are also [[Perez Hilton|inherently self-hating]] and [[smugfag|intellectually dishonest]] in their quest to achieve an ostensible popular acceptance. The homosexual who does not seek treatment is aware of his/her illness and must be in a state of constant denial, often convincing others of their sanity with [[lies|smoke and mirror tactics]].

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== Fear of Homosexuals ==

[[Image:Homosexuallove.jpg|thumb|The most important civil rights issue of our time]]
[[Image:Homosexual dating service.jpg|thumb|Some matchmaking services appeal to the "'''bi-curious'''" demographic. That's a gay codeword for "'''fag in denial'''".]]

Most [[heterosexual]] men and women have always found it difficult to understand the concept of homosexuality between two men because the vagina and boobies are so fucking full of win and smelly hairy assholes so full of fail. Some of them hate it, while others wriggle their toes when a gay man or woman stand next to them, which is an evolutionary trait to prevent Infidels who defy Our Lord from being accepted in society.

Homophobia is an especially big issue for most men. {{wayback|http://www.lovepanky.com/men/guy-talk/men-and-the-fear-of-homosexuality|20100619120134|title=Men and their Fear of Homosexuality}} has always been a big reason as to why several homosexual people across the world are abused and scorned. It is also seen that a lot of men feel {{wayback|http://www.lovepanky.com/men/guy-talk/why-do-most-men-feel-uncomfortable-around-gay-men|20100619155428|title=uncomfortable around gay men}} and hate the fact that they can't understand the mind of a homosexual. But this tendency to scorn homosexuals by men is prominent only amongst males towards male homosexuals. It is [[some argue|an accepted fact]] that men [[fap|hate]] male homosexuals but accept female homosexuals, even to the extent of {{wayback|http://www.lovepanky.com/men/guy-talk/guys-drooling-over-girls-kissing|20100721205156|title=fantasizing about two girls kissing}}; this is because girls are hot so two girls is hotx2, while guys are gross and hairy and have nasty farts. Though men and women have started to accept homosexuality, it is still a process that seems to be taking time.

== Medical Classification ==
 
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[[Image:HAHAHA-resized.gif|thumb|How fags react upon seeing the [[Penis#Clinical_Micropenis|size of your cock.]]]]
[[Image:Tiredgay.png|thumb|That was the longest 200m of Gay's life]]

In {{waybackvid|dsm-1|DSM-I}}, Homosexuality is classified among [[fetish|sexual sociopathic personality disorders]], while [https://www.madinamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DSM-II.pdf DSM-II][https://aditpsiquiatriaypsicologia.es/images/CLASIFICACION%20DE%20ENFERMEDADES/DSM-III.pdf through] [https://img3.reoveme.com/m/2ab8dabd068b16a5.pdf DSM-IV] are invalid because they were [https://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Sodomy/homosexuality_and_psychiatry.htm edited by deviant homosexuals with forged APA credentials].

Faggotry in males is invariably caused when a male child or youth is used as a human cock-holster unwillingly through coercion or force, which permanently modifies their hormonal production levels, profoundly reducing testosterone production and afflicting them with a perpetual gait reminiscent of someone who just got fucked senseless, in a coping mechanism used to draw attention to the fact that though their ravaged anus has mostly healed with time, their shattered soul has not. In the case that their mouth was the semen receptacle of choice, then they adopt the use of an effeminate tone and lisp for similar reasons.

Homosexuality is [[not to be confused with X|not to be confused]] with "[[Lesbian]]ism", as same-sex attraction among women is perfectly normal, attention-seeking behavior. Moreover, it doesn't involve [[buttsecks|anal penetration]], and there's at least 2 pairs of [[breasts]]. Clearly this behavior is non-progressive and ends once the observer runs out of tape, it is thought to be brought on by temporary vaginisitis.

Ongoing research indicates that some men may choose to become homosexual in the womb, and that fetal '''{{archive|F3kcO|Faggot Gene}}''' screenings combined with [[abortion|prenatal homicide]] will drastically lower the number of unwanted babies brought into the world, thus fixing fucking everything.

Medical science has proven it's only gay if the balls are touching or if the eyes of either anal comrade are open while internally probing.

The problem with homosexuals (for them anyway) is that they will never reproduce, so there should be no worries that homosexuality will spread beyond those already gay, unless they are converted. This works in the same way that becoming a zombie goes. Zombies cannot have zombie children (yet), thus the only way to become a zombie is by means of a [[rape|very violent attack and assimilation]].

As a side note to all medical professionals, the gays are ''not'' people. They do not have rights and only act like they have feelings as defense mechanism.

== History and Terminology ==

''See: [[Homosexual Epithets]]''

[[Image:Throat-pussy.jpg|thumb|What they want you to think]]
[[Image:Fagbug.jpg|thumb|A bug for [[bug chasers|chasing bugs]]]]

Homosexuality was devised by [[Hitler]] as the Economical [[Final Solution|Solution]] to the Jewish Question, comprehensively limiting Zionist reproductive abilities at minimal expense. The plan [[fail]]ed horribly when the disease struck the general population, even Hitler's own son (Conrad Ankers) shaming Hitler into committing suicide as the [[KKK|Nazi Party]] adopted [[Holocaust|Plan B]].

With the advent of Homosexuality, [[Over 9000|thousands]] of years of [[Butthurt|peace]] and [[Fail|prosperity]] came to an abrupt end, and the disease continues to spread at an alarming rate.

The word '''[[Faggot]]''' is derogatory and slanderous, unless applied to sick homosexuals. As [[Thoseskinnygirls|Ann Coulter]] sagely noted, however, the word's lost its meaning as faggots have too much acceptance, so the word has become no more than a [[Internet tough guy|generic schoolyard insult]]. The commonly accepted definition of gay is "GAY IS NO CAN PENIS TO PUSSY!!1!".

The word Gay is an acronym for "Got '''[[AIDS]]''' Yet?".

Other terms of note:

*[[Bug Chasers]]: I want AIDS!
*[[GRIDS|Red/Biohazard]]: I have AIDS!
*[[Piss|Tea Room]]: I drink piss!
*[[No Homo|Giver]]: No entry in rear!
*[[Goatse|Receiver]]: Free parking in rear!

== Social Behavior ==

[[Image:No to fags.png|thumb|250px|For a better world]]
[[Image:Sausage_packing.jpg|thumb|How gay couples [[Buttsecks|make love]]]]
[[Image:Eww2.gif|thumb|How gay couples really [[Fisting|make love]]]]

Homosexuals have been proven to inherit the worst possible personality traits of both sexes. This results in the [[Perez Hilton]] phenomenon.

Although they claim to be a persecuted species, [[hypocrite|homosexuals are markedly racist, ageist, and class oriented]]. They are typically adverse towards [[nigger]] cock and tiny [[Azn]] wang. [[Fat|Fatasses]] need not apply under any circumstances. Srsly [[GTFO]]. Additionally, homosexuals consider anyone over 23 an [[lemonparty|old fart]] that should be in a retirement home or en route to becoming [[an hero]].

When they are not busy swallowing copious amounts of dirty [[mexican|beaner]] [[cum|splooge]] at the local [[porn|pr0n store]] or [[Craigslist|trolling for HIV elsewhere on the interwebs]], they may happen to humor each other on "dates." The four questions that are typically asked first (in descending order of importance) are: "How much do you make?" "What kind of car do you drive?" "How big is your cock" and finally, "How are you doing?"

Because homosexuality is a mental illness, it also produces delusional behavior. One side effect is some fags have faith in God although he [[pwnd|ROFLstomped]] their haven in the [[fanfiction|Bible]] for lulz and wishes they were all dead. Another side effect is the delusion that [[lies| that deep down, all males are somewhat gay]]. Any form of interaction with them will be considered a come-on. It is particularly dangerous to discuss sex with them, as their sexually overactive, damaged brains are aggro'd whenever the topic is brought up. As such, it is advised you take caution when relating to a homosexual classmate or coworker your sexual exploits with women, as this will no doubt be misconstrued as an invitation to come suck your [[cock|great big white]] under the bathroom stall during lunch break.

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== Homoterrorism ==

Homosexuals are a group of cunning linguistic terrorists who succeeded in exploding the definition of [[marriage]] during the early 21st century.

[[I came|This came]] following a decade of flamboyant street rioting and propaganda [[semen|dissemination]] in the 90s and early 00s, following a decade of blood warfare and gay cancer in the 80s triggered by sleeper cell bisexual flight attendants. When airlines allowed poofters to be sky waitresses, this opened the closet for militant homosexual activists to engage in bio-warfare across the planet. Luckily for homogay stewardesses, airport security doesn't screen for HIV. Armed only with their cocks, suicide bumfuckers and living bioweapons made hard efforts to spread GAYS into the general population, and their tainted blood is the world's most successful example of biological warfare. Inspired by tales of ancient Greek faggots who wanted to enter Troy, GAYS Patient Zero acted as a Trojan Horse without the Trojan, spreading GAYS in every country he gave out peanuts in.

These fabulous bioterrorists were also [[AIDS|aided]] in their quest to blow up marriage by [[redundant|rich gay Hollywood media Jewry]] and given a television platform to promote their [[sick fuck]]ery. In a clever move, these linguo-terrorist faggots first blew up marriage in The Netherlands in 2001, on motherfucking [[Truth|April Fool's Day]], but nobody noticed because everyone was stoned and because months later [[Jews did WTC]] to make people scared of Arabs instead of [[redundant|Jews and homosexuals]]. And "homophobe" just sounds better than "Islamophobe", and [[Jew]]s already monopolized "anti-Semitic" to mean "anyone who don't [[ISIS|suck]] [[Israel]]'s dick 24/7." In Wooden Shoe Land, [[gay marriage]] is known as "Huwelijk tussen personen van gelijk geslacht", which is the sound of two filthy Dutchmen fisting each other while down inside an outhouse.

In the United States, after days of [[blowjob|oral arguments]], homoterrorists performed their controlled demolition of marriage by smuggling explosive buttplugs into various Justices of the [[Supreme Court]] of the United States, particularly up the anuses of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Justice Elena Kagan, who both officiated gay marriages in the past but felt no need to recuse themselves because they're above the law and can park wherever the hell they fucking want goddammit. Once the Justices [[Lies|impartially voted]] and were the first people on Earth to realize that the 14th Amendment has really been about [[gay marriage|twincest]] for a century and a half, the dyke broke and nobody could escape the oncoming tsunami of faggotry, including the White House in DC and Cinderella's Castle in Disneyland (both lands of make believe featuring presidential robots).
== Religious Perspective ==

{{quote|If a man lies with another man as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. [[O RLY?|They shall surely be put to death]].
|The Bible, Leviticus 20:13}}

Homosexuality is a horrible evil, and anyone who suffers from it must either be cured or put out of their misery. Homosexual activity is punishable by the death penalty under several nations that follow Islamic Sharia Law, including Saudi Arabia and Iran, and [https://www.hrw.org/news/2005/11/21/iran-two-more-executions-homosexual-conduct penetration is not required].

[[Image:Gay_sodomist_niggers.jpg|thumb|This is how it's done. ''Note: no ladies required.'']]

It is good to see that some nations have taken a stand against the spread of [[AIDS]]. However in [[France|Western]] nations and Academia, the "gay community" is considered an oppressed minority whom need legislated protections to ensure their rights. [[Some argue]] that this is what the [[christfags]] mean when they talk about [[buttsecks|humanism]] in education.

There was once a loophole for [[Catholic]] [[pedophile|priests]], provided they were only attracted to [[underage]] boys. This loophole was recently closed due to multiple instances of [[legal action]] after some asshole took everything way too far.
[[File:11922594 Youth-Suicide-Risk-Sex-Orientation-GFX-2.jpg|left|thumb|With your help, we can make it 100%]]
[[TL;DR|It is also worth noting]] that the Bible never got around to shouting about ''lesbians'', therefore lez porn (and whatever else teh lez do) is ''100% lez-tested, [[Raptor Jesus|God]]-approved''. In society, this manifests itself as a strong fan-base for [[Yuri]], compared to [[Yaoi]]. The closest that bible comes to [[trolling|yelling]] about [[lesbians]] is in some letter [[Moron|Paul]] wrote to some [[Italy|Romans]]. It is located at bible coordinates Romulus 001 mark 26: "[[Moonspeak|δια τουτο παρεδωκεν αυτουσ ο θεοσ εισ παθη ατιμιασ]] αι τε γαρ θηλειαι αυτων μετηλλαξαν την φυσικην χρησιν εισ την παρα φυσιν"— "So then God made the ladies get all frrrrreaky." [[Some Argue]] that this is about teh lez. Others argue that Paul considered "freaky" ("την φυσικην χρησιν εισ την παρα φυσιν") to mean ''anything'' that doesn't (την φυσικην χρησιν) make a woman yell "I HOPE I GET PREGNANT RIGHT NOW!" exactly every single time she gets [[Secks|dicked]]. A trouble spot: God ''made them'' get freaky. This is the [[Over 9000|millionth]] instance of God trolling Paul— or even [[I did it for the lulz|all of humanity for two thousand years and counting]]. All the same, He eternally graces us with abundances of lulz and lez, now and forever, in the name of [[Raptor Jesus]], amen.

== What causes the pathetic creation of a gay? ==

Homosexuality, aka The Gay, is caused by [[masturbation]]: being gay for yourself. The reason you're a [[faggot]] is because you touched yourself too much. Oh, and your mom gave you the wrong androgens in the womb, probably because she ate too many canned foods during pregnancy which contained estrogen-analogs in the lining because chemical companies are just making this shit up as they go. Often gayboys were molested as children. We're not saying that raping little boys turns them gay but it does.

After a male has touched his [[Cock|peepee]] [[over 9000]] times he becomes a full-blown homo. After a female has shlicked her [[Clitoris|bean]] over 9000 times she <s>becomes a Melissa Etheridge fan</s> remains [[bisexual]] like she always was. Masturbation is a form of self-hypnotic conditioning to become less disgusted by your own sex's genitals. If a guy is more experienced with touching hard cock than soft coont, he eventually doesn't mind the sight of hard cocks and goes on to touch other cocks. If wimmins are more experienced eating their own seafood, she eventually goes on to become a clamlicker, although she was always turned on by hot naked wimmins because she wanted to be them.

{{quote|Being a woman, I only really have access to the equipment, what, 30-45 minutes a week, and that's on a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment and have access to it 24 hours a day their entire lives?
|Elaine on ''Seinfeld'' explaining why she can't ungay a guy or compete with anonymous gloryholes}}

Another leading cause of homosexuality is reflective surfaces such as [[mirror]]s, bodies of water, disco balls, and glitter. This explains the ever-increasing faggotry of society and social acceptance of faggotry after the introduction of [[iPhone|slick brickphones]], as well as the total faggotry of fanboys of Apple devices, with their slick reflective surfaces. Consequently, after [[AIDS|Steve Jobs died]] the only person who could be CEO of Apple was a colossal faggot named Tim.

Before the invention of glass mirrors, or even polished metal, bodies of water were the only way for hominids to view their reflection, and many of them may have lived a very long time without ever knowing what their face looked like, like in the desert wasteland of [[Africa]]. Later on hominids began migrating along coastlines. Since homosexuality is based on [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|narcissism]], narcissists fell in love with their reflection and that was their new ideal of beauty: themselves. And due to touching themselves too much, they wanted to mate with themselves, until masturbation was no longer enough. So they seek out a lookalike of themselves to fuck. In the modern age, they might find a lookalike of themselves at a gym, which are typically covered in mirrors. In fact, if you have ever masturbated in front of a mirror, the chance of you being gay is over 9000%.

=== Environmental Factors ===

[[Image:Homosexuality_youngchoice.jpg|thumb|This abused infant embraced homosexuality as a coping mechanism.]]
[[Image:gayspastime.jpg|thumb|Their favorite activity]]

As science tells us, the level of gay someone is is determined by various environmental factors. This is due to the fact that once a homosexual accepts the idea that it will never be like the rest of us, it begins to go through an ongoing process called [[faggotry|cumsumption]]. In this processes, the sufferer rampages through it's environment searching for resources such as Hollister Clothing, Speedos, Macy's Accessories, Edible Lotion, Gerbils, and Creme Brulee. The fagsectivore will cumsume for the rest of it's years, aimlessly searching for [[pussy|happiness]] butt will never find it.

While homosexuality is a choice for the vast majority of people, there are a few threats that may cause permanent or untreatable gayness:

#The [[Gay bomb|Gay Bomb]]
#[[Prison]]
#[[North American DONG Party]]
#[[Bill]]
#[[Bridget]]
#Children Television Shows (see above)
#[http://www.ezoons.com/2003/07/24/posted_for_your_amusement.html Tent Peg]

=== Born this way hoax ===

Brainwashed fags and pseudoliberals like to say that [[lie|"Homosexuals are born this way".]] Science is nowhere near to prove that. If science had proven it, that day would have been the worst butthurt for gays, because it would have opened way to develop test that would detect homosexuality in womb. And no responsible parents want to waste years raising a faggot if they can [[abortion|prevent]] it. Pseudoliberals would instantly became pro-life suddenly, or [[liberty|prohibit]] those pesky tests. Gays have already created an organization, PLAGAL, to fight against abortions. But it is useless, because no test can be created, because homosexuality is environment+choice.

In theory, faggots could use such test to abort heterosexual fetuses instead, thus making more faggots. However, faggots' prevalence less than 5% births means they would have to abort about 20 fetuses on average per making one certain faggot. Now, don't you wish "born this way" was true? It could be a major source of LULZ.

In addition to that, sexuality is a social concept. You can't be born with a sexual preference and anyone that says you can needs to be burned at the stake for public entertainment.

=== Our gay ocean ===

Anywhere there are large bodies of water, there tend to be <s>throngs</s> thongs of homogays, especially near the ocean. Places such as the West Coast and East Coast in the US, [[California]], [[New York]], [[Florida]], Seattle, Portland, Boston, Minneapolis, Houston, Greece, Italy, France, and islands like Hawaii, Britain, Ireland, Haiti, the Bahamas, Belize, Lesbos, Philippines, Thailand, Indonesia (Anti-gay and conservative as fuck because of Islamic sandnigger preachers and severe fear of the ocean, limiting megavirus exposure and reflections), Cuba (where SUPER HIV came from), [[AIDS]] hotspots, and beaches everywhere. This is the blue state/red state dichotomy in the US, blue meaning close to water and wetter and liberal, red meaning landlocked and dryer and conservative. The water=liberal correlation is true for the entire planet. Which explains why [[sandniggers]] and real niggers living in the desert are the most conservative of all and will kill homos on sight, because they realize water shouldn't be wasted in gay bathhouses and steamrooms. And it explains why Olympics swimmers are all closeted fags. Skating on frozen water in glittered polyester is another known sign of faggotry. Since Earth has the most water of any planet in the Solar System, it is also the gayest planet known to science. Another reason why the ocean is so fucking gay is because there is plastic crap everywhere, and Bisphenol A is an estrogen-analog present in most plastics.

[[Some argue|Scientists predict]] coming megadroughts in the US, which will be the worst in 1,000 years. What does that mean for homosexuality? During that time, the ultraconservative ISIS will seek to expand their Islamic caliphate over more worthless desert wasteland. However, coastal cities will probably remain really gay, because the ocean has got some fucked up shit in it and usually any hole will do. That also explains why dolphins are the gayest animal in existence.

Homosexuality is a devastating infectious disease caused by an ocean-borne megavirus. One milliliter of sea water contains approximately 1 million bacteria and 10 million viruses, all of them gay as fuck. The virus that causes GAYS is believed to have originated somewhere in San Francisco Bay or off the coast of Haiti, and tidal currents have disseminated this glittery virus across the planet. The virus's presence in infected water droplets within the water cycle causes rainbows. Rainy areas like Ireland, Britain, Portland, and Seattle are especially prone to rainal infection. Hurricanes can also make viral landfall, especially in Florida. In fact, [[some argue|the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration]] suggests that GAYS was brought to Florida via a hurricane departing Haiti. In an advanced stage of the virus, it develops fruity bodies, with Elton John being their model organism. Upon initial exposure, healthy immune systems rapidly generate FTGE cells to combat the infection, although hosts with limp wrists typically lose the battle and succumb to catastrophic inflammation. If a person has ever gotten sea water in their mouth, the chances of them liking Lady Gaga are at least 100%. The only country that has somehow been near lots water and have stayed anti-gay is Indonesia, as this shitty country is so polluted, limiting reflections. [[Middle East|Sandy]][[Indonesia|niggers]] (Niggers that live in the Muslim World) all have a special gene that gives immunity to the gay megaviruses. We have tried asking them, but we were greeted by AK-47s, tribal shit-throwing and utter retardation.

Penises only emerged in the evolutionary record when sea animals transitioned to land. Before living on land, sea life would just cum in the water, like a San Francisco hot tub, and this faggotry washes up on all coastlines. But once on dry land, lifeforms without dongs were like two scissor sisters trying to bump uglies and failing. Until males grew schlongs, inventing PIV intercourse which nearly all land animals use to make babbies, but which homos misuse to get AIDS and E. Coli inside their mouths urethra and anus.

=== Moar causes ===

Other causes of gayness include:
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#being constantly rejected by the opposite sex
#sneezing like a mouse
#[[redundant|insane women]]
#gay music
#[[prison gay|prison]]
#a gay person touching you or using the same water fountain as them
#having a name or frequent nickname that ends in an "ee" sound
#sewing machines
#[[crybully|being a bully but acting the victim]]
#thinking girls have cooties
#looking/talking/singing like the opposite sex, especially after shorter/longer hair
#being Jewish or Turkish
#[[British|sipping tea]]
#imitating the opposite sex, especially your single black mom
#having religious leaders who talk softly like a breathy faggot in an attempt to sound "spiritual"
#thinking your right to buy cake or not ever be offended trumps the First Amendment
#hating seafood
#criticizing people's clothing
#being a liberal fascist
#limp wrists
#being unable to grow hair on your chest because you never went through puberty
#removing chest hair
#[[Hypocrisy|making death threats against "intolerant" people and businesses]]
#drama class
#watching gay children's shows where everyone talks like a fag
#singing and dancing
#getting anything pierced or gayjd
#having same-sex parents
#using moisturizer
#smoking, which kills off the Y chromosome in blood cells
#skipping
#being frivolous
#synthesizers
#enjoying professional wresting
#wanting to be a flight attendant or hairdresser or makeup artist
#tofu and soy
#spending too much time photoshopping or editing images of the same sex
#having big lips
#being a hateful bigot who loathes the opposite sex yet acts like them
#watching musicals
#watching [[Family Guy]]
#talking like a catty bitch or effete fop because you're an elitist who wants to seem like you were born into a higher social class
#playing with Barbies or action figures or other plastic crap
#mosquitos
#being a professional football player ([[handegg]] in [[murka]], [[soccer]] in [[Europe|Yoorup]])
#touching a piano
#being a [[fat|lardass]], since fat tissue produces excess estrogen (cp. early onset puberty for fat girls, moobs for guys)
#owning hair gel
#enjoying pooping too much
#discriminating against people based on their religious beliefs because you don't believe in sin but claiming to be "anti-discrimination"
#having a butch mother who is a dried up husk
#marijuana
#any college course about sex or gender (same thing)
#touching thermal paper receipts, especially if you eat with your hands later
#walking in your mom's shoes as a child
#having rich parents, the closer to monarchy the better
#acting oppressed but being an exalted privileged worshipped minority that the media and corporations bend over for because it's good PR and they fear your gay wrath
#MTV
#using the words "honey" or "bitches" or "whatever" (especially "look honey" or "hey bitches")
#caring about your abs
#being a ninny
#eating SpaghettiOs or drinking from plastic bottles
#materialistically caring more about cakes, flowers, photos, pizza, fried chicken, and arts and crafts than poverty or climate change
#being a gynecologist or delivering babies
#a parent of the same sex changing your diaper as a baby
#dimples
#your name is [[moot]]
#being an [[EDiot]]
#being forever alone and desperate and having no other options
#being [[you]] in general

[[Disregard that]]. Sexuality is '''solely determined''' by the length of your ring finger because palm reading and has nothing to do with resenting your parents or an obsession with buttsex. [[Some argue|Scientists have determined]] that if your ring finger is not at least twice as long as your index finger you're a fucking shiteating faggot. Ergo, flipperbabies are dolphinkin, clawbabies are lobsterkin, and losing your hand in a woodchipper or meatgrinder will turn you asexual. QED.

== Self-Identification Guide For Young Men ==

[[Image:Fag_pounding.gif|thumb|250px|Take it up the shitter, my son!!]]
[[Image:Faggots.JPG|thumb|Homosexuality can develop in boys as early as [[13-year-old boy|age thirteen]].]]
[[Image:Splooge.gif|thumb|Fags LOVE eating cum. All the more reason to never talk to one.]]
[[Image:Glory.gif|thumb|210px|You might find a wild homosexual in your local area sucking dick through gloryholes, such as in public washroom stalls.]]

Teenage homosexuals are often awash in hormones, and tend to experience confusion about their decision to become gay as a child. Homosexuality is a treatable but permanent affliction, and these indicators can help anyone who has doubts about their sexual identity:

#You think vaginas are "icky" or look like roast beef
#You have a pronounced ''lithp''.
#You are attempting to reclaim [[Homosexual epithets|one of these words]] amongst the queer "in" group.
#You don't enjoy [[Yuri|lesbian porn]].
#You are afraid to be [[Lindsay Lohan|raped by a loli]].
#You can break a man/bear/manbear's anus.
#You were molested as a [[13_year_old_boy|child]].
#[[Dustin Michaels|You have videos of yourself choking on all sorts of things on the internet]].
#There is constant talk of pussy from your mouth, within jokes and stories. You can't go a day without talking about the wonderfulness that is poon.
Finally, if you are an [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|ED administrator]] there is no doubt you are indeed, homosexual.

Gay
by ~Plaid-Rose

I am gay.
I'm not a disease, I'm not a problem
I'm not an affliction
I don't need treatment.
I don't need help
I'm not sick
I'm not confused
I'm not a sin.

I am gay.
I'm your daughter
Your sister
Your friend
Your co worker
Your classmate
Your acquaintance
A complete stranger

I am gay.
I need love, just like you
I need smiles
I need support
I need a hug
I need a friend
I need a family
I need acceptance
I need understanding
I need you

I am gay.
I know what love is
I know what pain is
I know what hate is
I know what life is

I am gay.
And I need you to love me
The same way you loved me before you knew

I am gay.
And I have experienced hate
From more people than just you

I am gay.
And I wont change.
I wont give up.
I wont back down.
I wont pretend.
I wont lie.
I wont deny.
I wont hide.
I wont hurt.

I am gay.

And that's okay.

(You read that? Time to become anhero! Do it faggot!!! )

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== Politics and Demographics ==

[[Image:Xerxy2.jpg|thumb|250px|Iran has been homosexual-free for 2500 years.]]
[[Image:000 gaychavs.jpg|thumb|Black with one cream, please.]]
[[Image:GayStreetSign.jpg|thumb|Actual definition of Gay in San Francisco.]]
[[Image:MexicanandWhitegheys.jpg‎|thumb|I love it when you talk to me like that...]]
[[Image:Illumibf.jpg|thumb|Arrested in [[Dubai|AbuDhabi]] after marriage party.]]
[[Image:J00gotpwn.JPG|thumb|You too can be teh gehy!]]
[[Image:Lolgaysz.jpg|thumb|San Francisco is the best place to spot wild homosexuals.]]
[[Image:Xrayblow.jpg‎|thumb|Gay, totally gay, Liberace gay]]

There are no laws in the civilized parts of the world that oppress gay people, meaning that's the only thing the [[Arab]] people have better then us. Due to the lack of laws protecting us, the proponents of '''Gay Rights''' claim that homosexuals deserve rights and privileges above and beyond those held by everyone else. Current laws endorse marriage among [[breeder|heterosexual couples]] because of their unique ability to expand the tax base. The notion of marriage among homosexual deviants is unnecessary and counter-productive, akin to [[polygamy]] and [[incest]].

Gays are everywhere, except vaginas. Most people have no clue just how gay the world is. No one takes notice because its really not that hard to be a fag. Here are some examples of social structures of homosexual towns... which is all of them:

Homosexuals in liberal towns tend to let their sexuality run rampant effectively gehying up the town. Many cities on the [[California|US West Coast]] reach critical capacity yearly, resulting in a concentration of faggotry known as "Gay Pride Parades".

In well adjusted towns, homosexuals are much more difficult to spot. It's commonplace to mistake a Homosexual for a heterosexual by believing that the individual "loves women too much to be gay." While few poorly adjusted individuals are tolerated for fagging up the place, the mass majority remains closeted.

As for backwards towns where the barbaric practice of Fag Hunting is a common sport, human productivity becomes stagnant as the populations of whole towns concern themselves with the sexual practices of others, wherein not even the Straight men are safe from homosexual thoughts and viewing as they go hunting for [[Shemale|live porn]].

The majority of vagina wielders are unable to love exclusively so they justify their promiscuity with the term "bi-sexual." It is wrongly believed by butthurt lesbos that most females are making shit up, but they are correct in believing teen girls are using their bi-sexuality for attention whoring (among other types of whoring).

As gay men are 90% woman anyway, some of them take the label of "bisexual" as well for the same reason as women. Any penis holder marked as bisexual on any site is a homo who wants it in the ass, but is too much of a pussy to come out and say so for fear his parents will be more butthurt than he is at the end of the night.

=== Catholic Church ===

One of the oldest and most traditional gay organizations is the [[Catholic]] Church. Being homosexual and molesting altar boys is an elementary requirement of membership. Since openly gay men were persecuted and discriminated over previous centuries, the catholic church came to the conclusion that to preserve their boy loving lifestyle they should [[pretend]] to oppose homosexuality strictly.

The head of this organization is called the Pope. The key requirement to become pope
is to have a long history of committing and hiding child [[surprise sex]] and the ability to suck a golf ball through a key hole.

The official priest motto is known to be: "They can't be too young, just too tight."

=== Major <abbr title="Gay Populated Cities">GPCs</abbr> ===

[[Image:Gay?.jpg|thumb|If you look like this, you're most certainly [[not gay]].]]

Where gays hang out and suck dick. Avoid these areas at all costs, or you will get the [[AIDS]].

*[[Salt Lake City]] 10(10-6)% gay
*[[San Francisco]] [[Over 9000|9000+% gay]]
*[[Houston]] 69% gay (even the mayor is [[lesbian]])
*[[New York City]] 14.2% gay, but skewed higher in the borough of Manhattan. On certain blocks in Chelsea, you can become infected with HIV [[fact|simply by breathing the air]].
*[[Seattle]] 12.9% gay
*[[Atlanta]] 12.8% gay
*[[Minneapolis]] 12.5% gay
*[[Boston]] 12.3% gay
*Sacramento 9.8% gay
*Portland 8.8% gay
*Denver 8.2% gay
*Washington D.C. 8.1% gay
*[[Orlando]] <s>7.7% gay</s> '''BTFO'''
*Boise 7.6% (with 12% of the city closeted)
*[[Iran]] 0% gay according to President [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]. I suppose the rest of the world would experience this "[[religious]] [[Bullshit|phenomenon]]" too if homosexuality was punishable by [[death]].

=== United States ===

The democratic party places [[Victim complex|perceived victims]] above all other constituents, thus it remains the popular choice for homosexual support. However, in US politics, 99% of all professional homosexual politicians are actually closeted conservative republicans, and several dozen are outed every year. The Democratic Party is at least 150% gay.

==== The Nigger/Faggot Paradox ====

Although [[slavery]] was [[Lulz|funny]], many homosexuals believe that slavery provides a common ground between Gays and Blacks as persecuted minorities, and thus makes them natural allies in the struggle for civil rights.

The truth is that gays simply want to get close to blacks to score some [[Black Cock|big black cock]].

[[Blacks]] seem to reject this argument, claiming that being sold onto a boat and shipped across the ocean to be beaten, raped and killed with impunity contrasts poorly with the "right" of [[tfo|poking your dick up some truck drivers asshole at the local rest stop]].

This proves that blacks are [[homophobic]] and secretly wish that all gays were dead, because there is no other reason for not liking homosexuals except for being scared of them... yeah that's true.

==== San Francisco ====

Name means ''Saint [[French]]''. It used to be the gayest city in the world.

==== Salt Lake City ====

[[conservative|Religious]] gays congregate here. It supercedes San Francisco as the gayest city (no '''{{archive|hsEN9|srsly}}''').

=== Australia ===

Hot and sticky, a perfect habitat for fags. Their over-breeding has created a desert wasteland run by gay-bikers as depicted in the award winning documentary Mad Max, narrated by [[Mel Gibson]].

=== Iran ===

There are no gays in [[Iran]], I don't know who told you there was. We do not experience this phenomenon in Iran. The president of Iran personally went into every bathroom stall in Iran looking for gays and found none. He did find this great little glory hole in a gas station in downtown Tehran, slobbered a knob, but didn't take a census of the [[faggotry]] cause he was busy. Busy with cock in his mouth. Iran also gives gays the punishment they deserve: death.

=== United Arab Emirates ===

There are thousands of gays in [[Dubai|Arab Emirates]], being a faggot is well defined culture in this country thanks to many famous people being homos in secret society then giving up the pleasure with men to marrying a woman. Recently in year 2005 fags were caught having marriage party in [[New York|Abu Dhabi]] with a '''{{wikilink|Mohamed_bin_Zayed_Al_Nahyan|well known person}}''' among all citizens. Being gay in this country will result in jail term which will expose you to more dicks to be presented to you by force in filthy [[prison|prisons]]. Some say he started with a [[Japan|Japanese]] guy who used to be a basketball player ([[power word|Rukawa]]), and he killed his own dad to become a crown [[idiot|Prince]], yet any person that spoke about him ended up in underground torturing prison for years if not months. Some say that [[idiot|he]] sacrificed 89 soldiers of his own [[army]] lives in Yemen as he knew a Scud missile would hit their base as his [[Jew|Jews]] masters requested him to do this sacrifice in [[Yemen]]. [[Dubai]] ruler himself was gay [[last thursday|few years ago]] until he gave the previous ruler the option to give up the ruling or face death and made up news about [[power word|drug overdose]].

=== Uganda ===
 
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== Facts ==

#Not exist none "[[homophobia]]", the hate fags for damage eyesight and cause nausea and derivatives of these two.
#99.9% of the gay cummunity think it's a fucking trend.

=== The gay rights movement has been a front for pedophiles the entire time ===

[[Image:Bostonboise2.jpg|thumb|center|800px|'''''(Teh [[Truth|newspaper]], April 22 1978)''''']]

== Galleries ==
===General Faggotry===
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File:Fisting shoulder s.gif|I wish I knew how to quit you.
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File:Fatgayoldmen.jpg
File:Anusstatue.jpg|Gay attempt at "[[porn|high art]]".
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File:Spank this.jpg
File:Followyourfaggots.png
File:bonehead.gif
File:Gay PPL are Fascists.png
File:Imgay.gif
File:Gay torture porn53.jpg|Goddamn homoes!!
File:Ancient greek pedo.gif|[[Greek]] gay!
File:Every color of the rainbow44.png|Every colour of the rainbow, should be killed!!
File:AIDS-gayforums.jpg|Spread the [[AIDS|love.]]
File:Fag seeking attention mumble comics.jpg|Fags just want [[you|your]] attention
File:Gay_orgy.jpg|Artistic depiction of horny and rabid homosexuals.
File:Water sports- gay 5.gif|This isn't very gay.
File:Blackwar20001.JPG|Digimon are gay too
File:Kosfabulous.jpg|Homos are usually [[liberal]], and vice versa
File:Power of a Faggot.jpg|Never underestimate the power of a faggot.
File:Kablonk.gif|ITS GAY BECAUSE A [[FTW|MAN]] HAS [[Boobs|TEETS]]
File:Faggots234.jpg
File:HomosexualLogic.jpg
File:Misplaced Pride.png
File:Raise The Gay Flag.jpg
File:Homosexuality gay power.jpg|Cars of the future will run on '''gay power'''.
File:GayFaggot.jpg| Homo admiring himself
File:GAY.jpg|This is what you will look like when you catch [[teh]] ghey.
File:Elmo experiments.jpg|Typical experience into becoming a homosexual
File:AssPirateFlag.png|[[Ass pirate]] flag
File:SongOfMyPeople.jpg|He sings the song of our people.
File:Gayforyou.jpg|Worst case scenario for homosexuals
File:Gay.gif|Typical gay taunts
File:Virusbreeder.png|VIRUS BREEDER
File:Cross_arab_dresser.jpg|What gay men aspire to be.
File:Maddox2.jpg|Ass pirates plague Fisherman's Wharf, [[San Francisco]].
File:Gay_ernie_and_bert_.jpeg|Bert ass pwning Ernie.
File:Gay_Spray.jpg|Spray your faggot blues away!
File:I Like Those Odds.jpg|'4 Delicious Chances To Have A Gaytime'? I like those odds.
File:XP1.jpg|The aftermath.
File:Bushsaudkiss.jpg|A typical homosexual couple [[camwhore|embracing for cameras]].
File:Exceptforhomos.gif|Homos don't get constitutional rights.
File:rainbowgod.jpg|Christian hate teh gheyness.
File:Gaynazis small.jpg|Hitler and the Nazis were early proponents of gay "marriage."
File:Qd1.png|Queer Duck! He's intellectual! Queer Duck! He's Homosexual!
File:Gay1.jpg|You wish, girlfriend!
File:Fire Hydrant Anus.jpg
File:Faggotry1488.jpg|Gays against Fags
File:Timhardaway.jpg|The joke? Tim Hardaway said "I hate gays."
File:GayRepubs.gif|Admit it, you've never heard of a gay [[democrat]].
File:Protest_Sign-Homosexuals_are_Gay_.jpg|[[O RLY?]]
File:sickqueer.jpg|Queers love playing with kids.
File:NappyCake.jpg|A gay [[delicious cake]]
File:Faghaveone.jpg|Everyone should have one.
File:You, Sir, Are All Teh Gay!.jpg|Back in the old days, people weren't as accepting of the dirty, shit-stabbing faggots as they are now.
File:MitziGaynor.jpg|Gay was invented in [[Mormons|Las Vegas]], where it is still legal. Unfortunately.
File:Wienerandballsman.jpg|I honestly don't have anything to say.
File:Gaylasers.jpg|firin mah gay laser at chu
File:Homosexuality in japan.jpg|Photos from the recent [[Asian]] Gay Outbreak
File:Lol_gay_emo.jpg|[[Emo]]s are gay too
File:Gay_empire.jpg|Proof gays spawned from the [[Starcraft|zerg]].
File:Bawls_Touching.jpg|Bawls Touching is gay.
File:Sick.jpg|[[You]] and your friends.
File:Womenmadeaids.jpeg|FACT:[[Women]] created AIDS then blamed it on gay people.
File:Potn support gay son.png
File:Pg2_u_nadal_federer_576.jpg|What tennis players do after matches
File:nappa.jpg|Typical Gay Man Eying You From Across The Bar
File:Beachguys.jpg|Nothing gay here.
File:Possibly Gay.png|[[cunt|Vaginas]] are thataway bra.
File:Godless_Sodomites_Spread_Disease.jpg|Don't turn to the dark side of the rump ride!
File:Godless_Sodomites.jpg|Boy Scouters are always on the look out for butt secks!
File:Leviticus_Tattoo.jpg|Some exceptions can be made, but never with gays!
File:I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.png|Money is the primary cause of homosexuality
File:Poju 3.jpeg
File:Completelynatural.jpg
File:Millennial.jpg
File:Gay Dating Market.png
File:Bog Faggot.png
File:Swedishcucksucker.jpg
File:Stoddarts Road Festival.jpg
File:Ren and Stimpy chopping wood.gif|How homos chop wood.
File:Gay_-_Did_You_Smile.jpg
File:Gay_-_Grow_Up_To_Be_Gay.jpg
File:Gay_-_Public_Butt_Plug.jpg
File:Gay_-_Wrong_Neighbourhood.jpg
File:Oops_Cought_the_Gay.jpg|If you've posted a picture here you're a flaming fucking fag!!
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File:Gay-mating-dance.gif|A [[autism|dance]] [[faggot|gays]] use to attract [[retards|mates]]
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=== Gay Comics ===

[[I Am In Your Base Killing Your D00ds|I'm in ur comics fagging it up]]!

Gays have spread from the real world to the art world. There are [[Brokeback Mountain|gay movies]], [[Elton John|gay songs]], and of course, lots and lots of gay art and comics. Here is an example of Gay comics at their finest (for more gay comics, check out [[Shota]]):

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== Videos ==
[[File:Areyougay.jpg|thumb|right|Gays can't [[Airplane|fly]].]]

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== See Also ==

[[Image:Care_Assistant.jpg|thumb|When gays get old.]]
[[Image:Anti-gay-protesters-pwned.jpg|thumb|right|[[Pwned]]]]
[[Image:Gay Pride.jpg|thumb|right|A typical gathering]]

*[[AIDS]]
*[[Angry Homo Kid]]
*[[JezuzFreek777]]
*[[Atheist]]
*[[Brony]]
*[[Buttsecks]]
*[[Cancer Jesus]]
*[[CocoaPuff310]]
*[[CyberDemon531]]
*[[Pedo Scarface|Drake]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Faggot Bruce]]
*[[Fitlads]]
*[[Football]]
*[[Gaydar]]
*[[Gay hanky code]]
*[[Gay Teen Forum]]
*[[Gay Rape]]
*[[God hates fags]]
*[[Govteen]]
*[[Heterosexuality]]
*[[Homosexual epithets]]
*[[Homophobia]] – a gay term
*[[Insane]]
*[[Fiero425]]
*[[I have a lot of|I know a lot of gay people]]
*[[It Gets Better]]
*[[Jonas Brothers]]
*[[John Cena]]
*[[JoshU2uber]]
*[[Labrinth]]
*[[Lesbian]]
*[[Michael Explicit]]
*[[No homo]]
*[[Not gay]]
*[[Professional Wrestling]]
*[[Proposition 8]]
*[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] - a lot of gays were slayed here
*[[South Park]]
*[[Think B4 You Speak]]
*[[Uncyclopedia]]
*[[White People]]
*[[You]]

=== Famous Gays ===

[[Image:Josh loves bacon.jpg|thumb|Gay on a Wednesday night.]]

*[[:Template:closetcases|All of these assholes]]
*[[Steven Slater]]
*[[User:2006dramatician|2006dramatician]]
*[[Pope|The Pope]]
*[[Brüno]]
*[[Harry Potter#DUMBLEDORE IS GAY!!!|Dumbledore]]
*[[PedoBear|Drake]]
*[[Homestar Runner]]
*[[Elton John]]
*[[Jameth]]
*[[moot]]
*[[Quentin Hubbard]]
*[[Tfo]]
*[[Trap-kun]]
*[[Littlekuriboh]]
*<s>[[You]]</s> You will never be famous.

== External Links ==

[[Image:Homo sausage.jpg|thumb|Biological warfare at it's tastiest.]]

*{{ytlink|haOp4UakQ-Y|The pentagon was considering making a bomb that causes homosexuality}}
*[https://www.biblebelievers.com/Cameron1.html Indisputable and completely factual scientific information that homos don't want you to know]
*[https://www.biblebelievers.com/Cameron2.html Part 2] & [https://www.biblebelievers.com/Cameron3.html Part 3]
*[http://homo.com This answers all the questions you may have]
*{{wayback|http://www.pantiesformen.com/home.html|20050406134019|title=Pantiesformen.com}} - YOU KNOW YOU JUST CANT RESIST CLICKING HERE
*'''{{archive|FrD0Y|Homosexuality in action}}'''
*'''{{archive|5q9rI|A real estate agent named "Gaye Males"}}'''
*'''{{archive|2yFz5|Gaydar}}'''
*{{wayback|http://www.salon.com/people/feature/2000/09/14/gaygaygay/index.html|20010602071554|title=Slang Evolution}}
*[https://americansfortruth.com/ A fair and balanced website on homosexuality]
*<s>{{yt|c|TheGAYarid|The G.A.Y. Channel on Youtube}}</s> '''Terminated'''
*{{archive|SASml|17-YEAR-OLD GIRL KILLS FAGS, GETS 2.5 YEARS IN PRISON}} - Epic win for [[heterosexual|normal people]]
*[http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php What happens when you let gays out in public.]
*[http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=2290&n=ultimateorgy.swf The Ultimate Orgy]
*[https://www.gayvoyageur.com/ Guide gay]

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Talk:Furfag

2024-07-04T06:22:52Z

Hypeshot: Hypeshot moved page Talk:Furfag to Talk:Furries are gay and retarded and should be raped, defiled, and dead

This could be a good addition, but it is in a weird format. From the ren and stimpy animator. http://www.cartoonthrills.com/blog/AdultSwim/Furries/Furries_H264_halfRez.mov --[[User:Dang|Dang]] 02:57, 25 February 2014 (EST)

Furries didn't get the 200M get, it was a pokemon... [[User:Arguecat|Arguecat]] 09:16, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

why do you have to be so mean, furies are just normal people like you and me. sure some of it is weird and disgusting, but respect peoples beliefs. let them dream. ok the people who blanked the page are probably all wierdos, but you dont have to be a bully. and please get rid of the pics. -Krystal -- {{unsigned|foxy92}}

:You do realize this is a satirical wiki, right? It's furries like you that don't get that and give the rest of us a bad name. [[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]] 14:20, 10 June 2011 (UTC)

::And that this entire site is the same. Relax, and take these things with a grain of salt. --[[User:Ghostgaff|Ghostgaff]] 05:10, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

:::Was that directed at me? [[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]] 05:14, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

::::No, directed at foxy 92. I am agreeing with you. Sorry for any confusion.--[[User:Ghostgaff|Ghostgaff]] 05:21, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

:::::Lol Foxy c'mon brosky. If the page offends the party in question, you know it was well written. [[User:Reeses|Reeses]] 01:45, 23 January 2012 (CET)

==What is this I don't even==
LOL, since when do we have to respect people's beliefs in the first place? If you're talking about tolerance, remember that tolerance means you TOLERATE people's beliefs, not accept or respect them. And if you're talking about freedom of speech, doesn't that same right cover what people say against furries as well? And since when is a sexual fetish a belief in the first place? Oh, and "[[foxy92|Krystal]]", please remember to sign your posts.

Tl;dr: Go BAWWWWWWWWWW to people who want to hear it. [[User:Danieltepeskraus|Danieltepeskraus]] '''USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST''' 05:22, 23 June 2011 (UTC)

lmao, even ''I'' don't want to hear it. You won't find much sympathy here, not even amongst furries. [[File:Sparkledragon.jpg|40x40px]] [[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]] 13:35, 23 June 2011 (UTC)

==Butthurt furries==
Those furries are so butthurt today, trying to blank this page. I'm glad it's restored. Better keep a close eye on this page. You may never know furries will strike again. [[User:IvoRobotnik|Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see!]] 21:10, 17 September 2011 (CEST)

==Semi-Related to Comments Above==
Okay, in all seriousness, anyone that comes to this site and thinks anything here is meant to be taken as gospel should be beaten with a truncheon mercilessly. If you feel: butthurt, furious, frustrated, etc after reading this article, you're one of the furries that ruins the rest of the fandom and gets the semi-normal few of us bitched at. Please go fuck off and die. Also, ED, keep up the humour. I'm loving this. I've never laughed harder in my life. [[User:IrksomeReturn|IrksomeReturn]] 05:38, 22 September 2011 (CEST)
:I take ED as gospel … quit criticising my beliefs! – [[User:NuclearDuckie|NuclearDuckie]] 12:55, 7 January 2012 (CET)

==Nice Trolling==
Bloody funny haven't laughed that hard in ages, spec on the bit about becoming infected. Brilliantly tallented trolling [[User:Thespartanpenguin]] 09:31 GMT 14/11/2011

==I don't understand==
Everything on this page is true and accurate. Whats all this nonsense about "just playing around"? Just because ED criticizes something doesn't mean we're secretly OK with it. Purge the unclean. [[User:Juggerbot|Juggerbot]] 20:09, 10 April 2012 (EDT)

==Featherfaggotry==
I have noticed that we have a multitude of pages already on the furfaggotry subject, but I believe there are some pieces of information left out that could still be milked if we all contribute. We already have pages on furfags, scalies, wolfaboos, but why have the featherfags been left out? I'm still new at these wiki-editing shenanigans, so I might not make that good of a page or article on my own. I've had experiences with featherfags in the past, and I know it's easy to get them angry by mentioning how birds don't have human genitalia, how they look stupid when made to look like they only have colored shiny skin instead of feathers (this goes for furries and lack of actual fur on their characters as well), telling them that birds have different feet from humans (usually it can be found that they are drawn with human feet, just colored differently), etc., etc. This could open up to be something great as featherfags have not been touched upon all that much on the internet, seemingly going along their ways scot-free.
--[[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 16:22, 17 March 2015 (EDT)

== Opening and "Girl Furries" ==

Since folks get touchy with this article, I'll bring this up on the talk page first. First, regarding a sentence from the opening:
''"They are the absolute bottom of the internet food chain, somewhere near Otherkin in ranks of patheticness."'' Other ED articles claim otherwise. I think it should read something like, ''"They are near the bottom of the Internet food chain, probably ranking above [[Otherkin]] and [[bronies]] (both lesser kin to furries), [[Chris-chan]], and definitely above [[you]]."'' or something like that.

Also, the section '''"Girl" Furries''' I think needs editing. It makes the claim "there are no female furries" but the section itself shows that there are. A browse through [[:Category:Furfaggotry]] shows more: [[Abigaille]], [[Aquagirlwhitefox]], [[BleedingFireWolf]], [[Kamilya]], [[Kimberleigh Ann Keister]], [[Lucky Coyote]], [[MicahFennec]], [[Selucilia]], [[Vixen T. Fox]], [[Zeriara]], and more. It's a bold claim to make a weak joke and it doesn't hold up under a moment's scrutiny. I'd rather the whole section's text be purged and its gallery worked into the others in the article. If not, then the text should be reworded. I don't have a strong alternative, maybe something like ''"There are female furries out there. Even one who is not ugly, a drama llama, and/or insane will still be a furry. Watch out for traps."''

Any objections?
[[User:Lulzist|Lulzist]] 19:01, 19 December 2012 (EST)

:ED is contradictory? Say it ain't so! I don't care one way or the other, fuck this article. - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 19:09, 19 December 2012 (EST)

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Don't ask. --[[User:Zanny|Big Nig]] 21:19, 30 December 2012 (EST)

==Fan Animooted Furry Chit==
Is there any good stuff out there? I mean besides [[http://ryanide.deviantart.com/gallery/30223636 Ryanide]]. I know there's plenty of ~bad~ stuff, like that [[Talk:Wolf|Balto rip-off project]] that's been idling for a decade or so, but I'm wondering if there's any other halfway decent/interesting stoofs about. --[[User:Onideus|Onideus]] [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 22:43, 22 February 2013 (EST)
:[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/juco/ Juco] is working on a hush-hush long term project. There's also the [http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uj4RBmU-PIo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DUj4RBmU-PIo Cat Piano], but I dunoo if that was geared toward / made by us, though. [[User:Poolboy|~Poolboy]] 11:15, 11 April 2013 (EDT)

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== I didn't know where to put this ==

I found this is in the shoutbox, written by skarvika. I thought it's pretty good. I just didn't know where to place it.

'''Living in a prison of shame, dueto the fact that their sick mentally deficient brain is too twisted to comprehend that the natural way of life is to breed with your own species, and that they, by fucking another species, are in reality, holding their own species as an entirety back from progress, the furry bands together with more sick fucks like themselves in order to feel like they're not wastes of life after all!'''

--[[User:Killerratte|Killerratte]] 14:43, 4 January 2014 (EST)

==Furtard Link Removals==
Is there any way to quickly aggregate all the links that were ever put into the external link section (and later removed)? Some "clever" furtards have apparently just been REMOVING links that they deem as "broken" rather than actually taking 10 seconds of effort to find an alternative source (or at least cross it out and LEAVE IT IN so someone else can). I'm presuming they're doing it on purpose to try and hide shit. People might be doing this to other articles as well. --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 23:04, 11 January 2015 (EST)

Image links too apparently...
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All that is just from TWO EDITS! Someone probably needs to trace back through this entire article's history. --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 23:14, 11 January 2015 (EST)
:[[You|Someone]] should. '''—  [[User:VX|V]][[User talk:VX|X]] ''' 00:03, 12 January 2015 (EST)

==just==

lol, waste of carbon.

Furfag

2024-07-04T06:22:50Z

Hypeshot: Hypeshot moved page Furfag to Furries are gay and retarded and should be raped, defiled, and dead

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[[Image:Furryfucks.jpg|thumb|right|All furries, no exceptions. The last guy is the reason for all of this faggotry, but he also makes an easy dollar.]]
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[[Image:Typicalattentionwhore.png|thumb| What do you ''think'' happens when your parents find out you've been masturbating to animal people?]]
If all '''furries''' were firm-bodied [[Playboy|women in bunny suits]], with nice [[Boobs|chesticles]] and a preference for [[Cock|the better race]], there'd be no need for an ED article and we'd be too [[fap|busy]] to write one. Unfortunately, furries are just the opposite, and what's worse is they want to convert you.

Furries are the scum of the earth, and the surest candidates for [[dying alone]]. The furry fandom will accept [[sick fuck|ANYONE]], including [[Kique7|dog-fucking zoophiles]], and hence attracts the worst and most [[you|pathetic people in the world]]. They are near the bottom of the Internet food chain, even ranking below [[Otherkin]] and [[bronies]] (both lesser kin to furries), [[Chris-chan]], and definitely above [[you]]. Furries are so ugly that they make [[Brian Peppers]] look attractive, so stupid that they make [[Asperger's syndrome|autistics]] look smart, and are overall pathetic beyond compare. Likewise, they are attracted to people who use perverted zoophile [[Snapchat]] animal filters such as the popular [[dog filter]]. [[FAIL]] doesn't even begin to encompass how bad furries do in life. [[Dying alone]] is the best they can do, preferably in the style of [[Mr Hands|Mr. Hands]].

To put furfaggotry in perspective, furries are to animals what [[LARP|larpers]] are to medieval faggotry, and the differences are sometimes very subtle. Larpers are at least willing to admit what they do is all in pretense,and generally try to keep it as separate as possible from their real lives (jobs, families, friends). But here's the difference: furries dont have lives to keep separate from their fandom, so they cling to their fandom as it's all they have. It can overtake their lives to a point where some furs actually [[Otherkin|believe that they are their fursonas]], when really they should just <strike>get a fucking life</strike> become [[an hero]] instead of fapping to bestiality porn on the [[Internet|webs]] all day long. Furfags have gone as far as [[child abuse|raising children as furs]], although instinctively the children realize their parents are [[Sick fuck|different]] and ultimately [[DO NOT WANT|reject]] it, thus proving that there is some hope for the human race which the furries have sought to destroy with their faggotry.

These [[faggots]] also got the 100m AND 200m [[GET]], which proves that furries truly are [[the cancer that is killing /b/]].

{{Quote|Forking hell if you dont got anything good to say, [[Politically Correct|FORK OFF!]] [[Crybaby|I dont care]] about what you think or [[Fuck The Police|rules]] or any-bloody-thing else! Look, [[Buttsecks|this sortof stuff]] in *nature*! If it wasnt then none of us would frggin be here right now! So [[Get a life|get a life]] and stay out of mine, okay? I dont need your crap -.-'|You wouldn't be alive to read this if it wasn't for [https://e621.net/post/show/486039/ gay Pokémon porn]}}

== What is this faggotry? ==

[[Image:Furries101.jpg|thumb|Furries spend most of their time arguing, whining or otherwise [[USI|attention whoring]].]]
[[Image:Modernefuries.png|thumb|...when they're not "[[Jailhouse gay|yiffing]]" or making [[furry art]].]]
[[Image:Herm_xenomorph_furfag_porn.jpg|200px|thumb| how furries see [[aliens]]]]
[[File:Dumbfurry.png|200px|thumb|right|Classy, furries.]]

{{quote|Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo. 
Fingerbang an orangutang, 
Orgy at the zoo.|''One of the earliest known furry anthems.''}}

[[Kique7|With a fetish for animals]], furrys can usually be found in the following places: [[gay|gay bars]], pet shops, 4chan, zooporn.com, and [[bestiality|in your dog's ass]].

Furries are [[Bestiality|zoophiles]] who like to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] to half-animal pornography. They have no justification. They get hot when they see animal people, occasionally dropping the [[PoeticIrony|"people" part]]. Some of them [[otherkin|make believe they are animals themselves]], but most are content to [[fursuit|dress up as animals]] and [[bestiality|have sex]]. Either way, every single one of them is [[insane|broken inside]].

Some furfags claim that they have [[bullshit|no sexual interest in animals]] whatsoever, and simply enjoy walking around their house in a fucking [[fursuit|dog suit]]. This is total [[bullshit|horseshit]]. All furfags are drawn to [[Bestiality|sexual perversity]], regardless of their preferred species. Furfags only say this kind of thing when threatened with death or when they are trying to "[[Surprise sex|surprise]] [[yiff]]" someone new. Just to be on the safe side, if a furfag ever tells you they're celibate, you should castrate them to ensure they is no possibility they contaminate humanity's gene pool any more than it already is.

Normal people tend to keep their fetishes and [[Autism|developmental oddities]] to themselves. Furries, on the other hand, believe their fetish is a lifestyle and that they must [[attentionwhore|announce it to everybody]] on the Internet through their icon or sig. Society might actually hate furfags ''less'' if they didn't wish to [[Serious business|justify]] their [[pervert|perversions]] so strongly that they bring their [[Fursuit|fursuits]] and [[Bestiality|molested dogs]] into every normal place they can find, and proceed to spew their coprolalia. Every pervert must first accept that they are fucked up and either [[They see me rollin'|roll with it]] or [[an hero]]. Furries refuse to do so, thus making them easy targets for [[troll]]s and [[lulz]].

The majority of the Internet hates them because they won't stay in [[fchan|FChan]] and [[FurAffinity|Fur Affinity]] and persist with annoying everyone with their [[Fursecution|persecution complex]] and disgusting [[fetish]]es. They are pushy, [[Pussybitch|obnoxious, gullible, insecure]], and completely incapable of understanding how downright stupid the concept of their fandom is. As such, they'll take offense to the claims of it being a sexual fetish, as if without the sexual aspect, being obsessed with cartoon animals would be [[Baby Fuck|perfectly fine]]. 'Cause it's totally normal to be romantically involved with Bugs Bunny or your pet dog... Dream on, faggots.

More often than not, furries will swear up and down that their precious fandom isn't all about the sex. This is utterly defeated the moment you wander into any furry artist's gallery be it on FA or [[hell|what have you]]. It will be plagued with absolutely nothing but smut drawings and smut commissions. It is also noted that furries will often try to tame their porn, by replacing it with extreme suggestions through other pictures or even how they articulate their words. They go to cons in the hopes of getting in a hotel bed with their other in their fur suits, since they can't get laid by standard human means. No matter how hard they try covering it up with charities or well-intention gestures towards some positive result, the bottom line is that this "fandom" is simply a giant fetish sex party in [[denial]].

Even going as far as denial, it's even funnier when they try so hard to justify why it is they're into this disease. They'll find any scapegoat they can but it all ends in the same way - they fantasize particular furry characters into many sex scenes and dragged through their sick fetishes. You can find furries hidden in other fandoms from Anime - Gaming because that's where and how they recruit more members into their orgy brood. Bug spray your fandoms from these cretins!!

Furries absolutely believe anything and everything animal-related is suddenly proclaimed as theirs. Any media from movies to tv to even songs, they will shamelessly claim as theirs and prop it up as some "furry anthem" to be proud of. You can guarantee that a fur cult will manifest when the next movie comes out that has a lead pair of CGI animal creatures complete with porn within 24 hours of the trailer's release.

Note: On occasion, some retard might accidentally mistake a fursuit for a Halloween costume. If you observe this phenomenon, explain the truth to the hapless faggot and point them to this article!

{{quote|I support enormous animal penises in my mouth.|[[TL;DR|A simple paraphrase]] of the [[tl;dr|below text]].}}

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Since I'm already shitting my whole fucking life down the toilet, I decided in my infinite wisdom tonight to finally let loose on the forums here and tell you all how I really fucking think, and it's so funny you'll fucking shit yourself like I almost did three times today because I've got FUCKING BLOODY DIARRHEA LOL.

First up on the chopping block, I'm smarter than you. No way, it's true. Due to the law of averages, the vast majority of people reading this are probably ready to rebuke me in some funny way which will make me laugh greatly, but the fact is it's true. Why? I don't need no fuckin' statistics, I just am. I aced high school, I aced college, and I'm acing my whole life right now. I'm running circles around my entire editorial board at my newspaper, and my faggot boss knows I'm smarter than her, but she's a skinny whiny Jew who thinks she knows better than everybody because she comes from Kansas and reads The New York Times. Fuck that. I'm the only one keeping that goddamn piece of shit rag in business and she fucking knows it, which is why she felt threatened by me today and decided to ream me out for the headlines I write at night: BAWWWW they're too fucking inaccurate! They're too fucking inappropriate! Fucking little whore.

Second up, hunters have no fucking rights. If you're a hunter, fuck you. If you've ever killed an animal just for the shit of it, fuck you. The only thing you savages have the right to do is the right to remain silent while the police arrest you for murder. Yes, murder. In these modern times we live in, what some like to call the 21st century, we as a species have evolved past the need for senseless barbarism like the kind of bullshit you assholes pull when you get liquored up and go kill Bambi. You know what? Nature can take care of itself, it has for millions of years. It doesn't need us fucking it up by hiding behind that bullshit reason of "population control". Yeah, I got your fucking population control right here. It's called kill the hunters. An eye for an eye. Capital punishment for capital murder. I consider the murder of animals to be on equal footing with the murder of humans. "Well Nightweaver, what about plants? They have feelings too baww baww baww. What about when you hit a deer/raccoon/squirrel with your car? What about stomping on insects?" You know what I'm fucking talking about you pieces of shit. Stop muddling the argument with your goddamn straw man bull. I don't need reams of scientific data to back up what I'm saying...KILLING IS WRONG NO MATTER WHAT IT IS.

Did you know that the vast majority of hunters in the U.S. are big fat neckbeards and rednecks, probably like the kind who post on this forum? It's true. Try going to India with that stupid "animals are lower than humans" shit you speciesist faggot, see how far you get before somebody runs your ass over. And don't try that bullshit that "we need them for food, we need them for research, we need them for clothing, we need them for this, we need them for that..." It doesn't hold any fucking water with me anymore, not that it ever really did. This is the same species which just mapped the human genome a few years ago; it's time for us to crawl out of the caveman macho bullshit days and get with the program. Yes I think I can make things better by yelling at you, so shut up. Yes I'm a member of PETA, so shut up. If I was less lazy and actually owned one, I'd take my gun and go out and hunt the hunters. I'd kill every one of you arrogant speciesist bastards I could find. Same goes for you meat-eaters. Hey asshole, I've thrived for 15 years on no meat, now it's YOUR turn to try it out. Or are you too pussy? Yeah that's what I thought, goddamn bunch of pussies who are too scared to go vegan. [[Scientology|My conscience is clear, what about yours?]] Hm? You don't mind they're killed in horrible ways in slaughterhouses? You ENJOY watching them die? Then you're the worst kind of scum, lower even than child molesters. I spit on your fetid corpse.

Finally (because I know you people are having OH SO MUCH FUN copying this into your ED entry on me), I DROP THE BIG BOMB! I'm into sex with animals! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. Guess what, it's kind of been skirted around in everything I've said about the topic anyway, but I support enormous animal penises in my mouth. Yes that's right, let's go there. OH SISTER! I will admit I've never actually tried it on any animal, but I would love to. I can hear someone now "Wow what a fucking hypocrite that he says he loves animals but wants to raep them lolololololoololol" Let me get one thing straight faggot: Pleasuring an animal sexually and raping them are two different things, and if you don't know the difference then you shouldn't be trying it in the first place.

Do you think your dog likes getting fucking blue balls because there's no pussy for him? THAT'S ABUSE. THAT'S RAEP. Letting your poor pet suffer in silence because of a lack of sexual gratification. So OK, we got dogs covered, and it's different with all animals and some are NOT designed for us, so you better stay the fuck away from them. But honestly, do you think that horse hates having his dick rubbed if he's standing there and thrusting his hips at you? Believe me pal, if that horse didn't want you there, you'd have a busted jaw or broken neck already from a hoof to the face. So those are the two most obvious examples of animals I would like to pleasure; it's amazing how fast everyone's going to misinterpret this post and read into this that I'm some SICK FUCK who you can't let near your children. That's amazing, those people should win a fucking Nobel Prize for their stupidity.

I'm about as benign a guy as you'll ever find, but here's what I can't get over: I'm in this fandom, furry fandom see, and its artists draw a LOT of dog cocks and a LOT of horse cocks and I'm like W-T-F? We love to see art of this shit but try soooo hard to deny to ourselves that it's just fantasy? Fuck you, slap yourself into reality. YOU'RE LOOKING AT DOG COCK AND GETTING OFF TO IT. Whether its drawn or not, you can't claim that you're not "into" animal sex. People just LOVE to make fun of us, zoophiles, bestialists, faggots, scum, whatever they call us. It's one big self-assuring joke apparently for humanity to delude itself into thinking that we're so much superior to lower animals that we cannot have sex with them. Interspecies sex is common in the wild, and yes I'm aware of the apparent hypocrisy between that and what I just said about hunting. "Animals hunt but we can't , but we can fuck them? Derpa derpa derp." Well guess what? We've domesticated all these species, and we are responsible for them. We're responsible for their care. Sometimes these poor beasts can't get off the way they want to, because of the physical restrictions we place on them by separating the sexes and so forth. So we should be able to masturbate them at least if they're horny and have no other outlet! I'd sign up to do it; I'd be at the fucking head of the line for that shit. Giant horse dick in my mouth? DO WANT!
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== How are furries made? ==

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[[Image:Furry In Training.jpg|thumb|Ghouls.]]
[[Image:WTFF_FURRY.jpg|thumb|[[Hello Kitty|We'll be friends]] forever!]]
[[Image:A fag bunny.jpeg|thumb|Disappointments.]]
[[Image:Coyote brah.jpg|!Riley Coyote|thumb|Freaks who self-identify as furries are generally candidates for [[Anorexia|other types]] of diseases and mental disorders aside from just their anthropomorphilia.]]

Furries are the products of children that are raised on a diet of [[The Lion King|cartoons that depict animals with love interests]]. Despite the opinion that it's the [[Internet]] that creates furries, [[Injuns|furries existed, and still exist, even without the Internet]]. Through movies, cartoons, Halloween costumes, toys, games, and other things that parents innocently expose their children to, children develop an interest in fur.

Although furries tend to develop before being exposed to the Internet, once they are exposed to the Internet they realize "[[ZOMG|THERE'RE OTHERS LIKE ME!]]" Thinking that having other people into the same crap you are makes things [[baby fuck|awwwright]]. They start [[cancer|encouraging each other]] instead of realizing they are [[sick fucks]] and getting help. This leads to your common furry: the thirty-year-old [[jail]]house [[gay]] [[man the harpoons|waste of flesh]] fapping in [[diaperfur|shit-stained diapers]] to [[bestiality|half-animal]] porn in their [[fail|mother's basement]].

Additionally, furries can also transmit the infectious disease of furfaggotry to others. Generally, this is a conscious and deliberate act on their part. Most furries are friends with many nonfurries in the general population, and for some reason they MUST share their sick fetishes with everyone, so they lure their friends to see "this awesome art site" or to go to a "scifi con". The worst part is that they just plain don't stop doing it. They will keep shoving their [[furry art]] in every non-furry's face, wearing ears and tails in public and otherwise screaming about how nice it is to be a furry in order to attempt to convert others to their sick fetish.

Furries will also try to subliminally convert others by creating anthro webcomics. Comics such as [[Housepets!]] usually suck shit, are unfunny and uninteresting. Every furry webcomic is perverted and should be avoided or else possible conversion may take place. Most, if not all, authors of these webcomics are morbidly obese and mentally unstable.

Think about it: If Furry life is so nice and accepting, why are they trying to [[Mormon|convert]] you? Wouldn't they already be happy among their numerous furry friends that they surely must have if the fandom is a loving, accepting, fun place? Why would they require assurance from real life people that what they're doing is OK if they know being a furry is perfectly fine?

It's all lies and only the most desperate and gullible people fall for it. This, of course, leads to even more sad wastes of flesh clamoring for attention and fighting online and trying to convert as many people offline in the hopes that someone, anyone, will actually love and accept them.

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[[Image:Raising furries.jpg|450px|thumb|center|A [[Pregfur|pregnant furry]] seeking advice on how to ruin her child's life.]]
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File:DoopieDoover furry friend PB5656.png|The rare, black furry. Wants white women
File:Never trust furries.jpg|Furries try to recruit at any chance they get
File:Really-gay-costume.jpg|[[Joseph Kony|He'll snatch yo kids]]
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File:Nightmare furry.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."]]
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File:Scary vintage furries photograph.jpg|It is believed the condition is inherited
File:4chan furry dialectic.png
File:Furries_-_Advice_Furtard_-_Fuck_Animals.png
File:Cumpetition.jpg|Cumpetition
File:Sigh1.gif|A furry [[Cum|coming]] out to his mom.
File:Furfag lies.png|Common lies. Don't fall for it!
File:Furspotting.jpg|Choose Twinkies, fatty.
File:Monkeyhat.jpg|A furry in the making
File:TanookiSuit.jpg|Mario, star of the popular Nintendo [[The Game|game]]
File:FurryChart.jpg|Furfag chart
File:Berenstain_bears_dick_kick.jpg|A furry book tempting kids with [[BDSM|painful pleasure]]
File:Illumaniti-furries.png|Bring the greasy thrill of furry to your very own home game!
File:Furrybarf.jpg|[[DrMusic2|Movie-making kids]] think dressing up as a dog is [[a cat is fine too|just fine]]
File:Furrychildren.jpg|Pity a furry's spawn
File:Furryrebuttalwm9.jpg|Typical furfag children at play. Bitch cried. So do most furfags when they see this on a hate site.
File:Totorostalk.jpg|Anime furry tempting the [[Wapanese]]
File:Yiffinhellfurfag.jpg|Girl sees through his clever disguise
File:ShadowRougefursuit.jpg|Furry and [[emo]]? [[DO NOT WANT|Christ]]...
File:Unrealisticballodumptruck.jpg|[[Unrealistic expectations|Unrealistic Expectations]]
File:brutal.jpg|You don't want to know what is going to happen if you buy one of those for your child.
File:Ohfurry.jpg|Tempting with guilt on YouTube
File:Magnet porn.jpg|[[Rule 34|Seducing]] [[Fuckin Magnets|ICP Fans]] and [[Megaman]] Fans at the same time.
File:Disney Sex Doll.jpg|Hand puppet with a [[SPH|badly placed hole]] or sex doll: you decide
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File:Paradisefreedomlikesdogcocks.png |Rape is the usual tactic
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File:Furry evolution.jpg|The evolution of faggotry.
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== Types of furries ==

=== Feralfur fuckers & [[bronies]] ===
[[Image:Furries_Dog_Fucker_Consent.png|185px|right]]
[[Image:Horse panties by stapleshut.png|185px|right]]

These are just straight up [[bestiality|animal fuck fetishists]] who try and use the larger furry community as a way of "blending in" and making their sordid sick fuckery look slightly less like a complete abomination of nature. As far as the furry pecking order they're generally considered the lowest of the low, right down there with cub fuckers and babyfurs. If you're furry and you want to try and feign some measure of normalcy this is one of the best types to use as a differential comparison.

Just play it off like, "Oh, I'm not one ''those'' furries, they're the ones who are giving the furry community a bad name!" In reality of course, every furry is in fact a feral fur fucker, it's just some furries are more in denial than others. By mixing human traits with animal traits "normal" furries can basically create a pseudo-separation from the horrifying stigma of wanting to molest actual animals.

Yes, [[bronies]]. No matter what any of them tell you, they all want to touch the no-nos of every one of the pastel plastered equestrian abominations. They are held so low in the furry community that they are '''literally''' the bottom of the barrel when it comes to the furry food chain. Each and every one of them is a sad, fat, autistic male in their 30’s who have nothing better to do with their pathetic existences than clop to those bug-eyed bastards. This, too, is a thinly-veiled hidden attraction to animals. They are shaped like horses and have zero human attributes outside of talking. Most bronies fap to pictures, not videos. They are fapping to pictures of technicolor'' regular'' horses.

As a rule of thumb, anyone who demands "realistic anatomy" just wants to fuck an animal. Realistic anatomy is codeword for "animal dick/vagina" and is your biggest red flag for a sick fuck. The more they complain about "realistic anatomy" the more of a sick fuck they really are.
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=== Cub fuckers & [[babyfur]]s ===

[[Image:Babyfurs_-_Mifmaf_-_Little_Ally_Cum_Dumpster.jpg|185px|right]]
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What community would be complete without [[pedophiles|kiddy diddlers]]? Similar to the above mentioned bestiality types these sick sordid social rejects use the guise of furtardation in order to try and make their love of prepubescent rape seem [[awwright]].

Usually playing it off like, "It's not pedophilia because they're not real kids!" these proverbial onions of humanity use layer after layer of bullshit in order to try and sidestep and mask what it is they're really interested in. In some cases these types may not even be furry at all, but simply find it a convenient means to bypass existing rules and laws that rightly keep their sick fuckery otherwise in check.

Do not confuse these for Babyfurs who like to pretend they are still in the "shitting my pants" stage of life. These are people who have no illusions about being a child yet still want to fuck things that don't know how to say their ABCs yet. Often they will play "[[rape|loving]] parents", "Big brother/sisters" or other relatives for a nice big dose of [[incest]] to go along with their main fantasy of child diddling.

Babyfurs are known to be autistic in nature and long to have an eternal childhood, as well as being a fucking furfag. In short, they hate their life so much they are trying hard to wish themselves back into infancy as an escape from every single mistake that led to their wretched existence. Their fetish is for diapers, shitting in them, and being changed like an infant. Stay away from these wretched piles of fat and filth as far as you can.

Unlike cub fuckers, they are (thankfully) celibate, as to not pass their faggotry on to any children they could’ve potentially had. This is very ironic as there are legions of cub fuckers who would just love to diddle them. A 30 year old man in a diaper crying like a baby is legal for sexing!
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=== [[Scalies]] & [[featherfag]]s ===
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[[Image:Furry bird porn.jpg|185px|right]]

Most people just lump them in as "furfags" as, honest, nobody really gives a shit if the kind of animal they are fapping to has fur or not as any sane being realizes these people fap to animals and sees them all as sick fucks,

Scalies like to pretend they are special because instead of drawing and fapping to fox dickgirls, they draw and fap to dragon and lizard dickgirls. Many scalies are even more overweight than usual as "being a dragon" means they get to eat extra fatty red meat. If said dragon is also a dickgirl, chances are you are looking at a furfag who is really an [[otherkin]] hiding among the furfags. Otherkin think they really are dragons and are even more batshit insane than normal. In general, scalies should be avoided as they are even more insane than the average furry. And don't forget [[Snapesnogger]] and her deep loving fondness for snake people.

Featherfags are some of the most inept artists you’ll see when it comes to the anatomy of their smutty “characters.” The shit that makes their dicks twitch are birds that are drawn to have human vagoos, tits, and other things that shouldn’t be on a fucking bird. Putting tits on a bird is about as appealing as putting them on an [[Aliens|Alien]], and yet furshitters have found ways to fap to that as well. They also like to pretend they are super special snowflakes for being an "exotic race" like a blue jay or a parakeet. News flash: nothing a furry can do will make them a special snowflake as they're all "special snowflakes". When everyone is special, nobody is.

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=== Edgy furries ===

[[Image:Anime furry nazis.jpg|185px|right]][[Image:Snuffkitty.jpg|185px|right]]
These are the kind of furries that the other furries kind of look at funny.

[[Christian furry|Christfurs]] are hypocrites. What better to happen to such a hated group of people than to have some of their populous be [[christfag]]s? These holier than thou furries have the worst traits of evangelists and the worst traits of furries combined. They fuck like rabbits, break every law in the bible, then go to church and that makes them better than you. They spend their time jerking off and talking about how you are going to hell for being less holy than them.

Bonus points for the Christfurs who are also actually in the church itself. There's something special about a lion in preacher garb, especially when you see on in real life. Furry priests/preachers pretend they do this either to try to "reach out to wayward furries" or to "amuse the children" but we all know this is bullshit there to cover the fact they used the collection plate money to buy a thousand dollar fursuit that will be used mostly to attract gay men for sex. Thanks for the donation!

[[Closet Furry|ClosetFurs]] are everyone reading this article who doesn't have a fursona yet. Yiff Yiff, my good fellow!

[[Nazi Furs]] combine two of the world’s most hated things put in one festering, shit-encrusted blend! The Nazifurs are a very weird bunch indeed. In essence, they could be terrifying, but in reality they’re just neo Nazis mixed with furfags. And they are hilarious. Gay dogs who are jewish goose stepping and hailing [[Hitler|the Fuherer]]? Welcome to furry country. The true irony lies in the fact that these sick fucks are exactly the type of people that Hitler would have had killed in concentration camps.

[[Necrofurs]] are definitely the most edgy when it comes to other furfaggots. They fap to anything and everything dead and furry, no matter how gruesome, because the more gory, at least for them, the better. For the love of fuck, stay away from them IRL. Only engage in [[Trolling|conversation]] on the interbutts. When any of them takes the killing to the real world you get the making of a serial killer. Most of them started with animal cruelty before moving on to humans you know.
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=== Lifestylers ===
[[Image:Furry_-_Females_-_02.jpg|right|thumb]]

[[Fat furry|Fatfurs]] are the unholy union of the furniggers and chubby-chasers. They’ll yiff/fap to anything that has hair and mountains upon mountains of fat. They usually have some of the most insanely confusing fetishes, ranging from [[Inflation art|inflation]] via air, fluid or (obviously) fat, to even having their fursonas being made of “[[Rubberfur|living rubber]].” Have plenty of eye bleach ready if you are to click on the above link.

Please note that most furries are fat in real life. The Fat Furs are different in that they see this flab as appealing and encourage it among one another. They do not have skinny fursonas and do not want one. Fat = sexy to them.

[[Biofurs]] believe that someday science will shit out a procedure that will make them into real furries. That is how stupid they are. In the time between science creating human-animal splices (lol no. It's illegal in every single country!) they are likely to alter their bodies with conventional means such as piercings, implants, and tattoos. These are the people with wearable dog-cock penis covers and specialized "digitgrade" boots. Their fursuit may be made out of real fur and/or be as realistic as possible. No carttoony stuff here! They'd glue a fursuit on if they could.

They don't realize that every race, animal or not, would be freaked out by them if they succeeded in becoming a real live furry. In short, they have not thought this through. No lifestyler really has. They just daydream and tell themselves "it will all be ok". In short, they're some of the dumbest furries in furrydom.

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===General fetishists===
[[Image:Whatthefuckbooty.jpg|185px|right]][[Image:Stuffed raccoon.gif|right|thumb|Yes, that really is [[Gabe Newell]] fucking a stuffed animal.]]
[[File:Dancers.jpg|thumb|right|[[The Kadaitcha Dancers|Friday night in Furryville]].]]
Sure, furry is a fetish, however, there are many subgroups of fetishes. Chances are every fetish has a furry companion. Name it, slap on ears and a tail, and you'll find porn of it. Here are a few we actually have chronicled on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

[[Pawfur]]s are what you’d expect from the name: furry foot fetishists. Yet they somehow take it to a whole new level. When you can pretend to be three inches tall licking the stinky soles of a giant digimon who stomped grapes all day long you would be taking it to the next level, too. Expect there to major dashes of [[Macrophile]] thrown into the mix as bigger feet are better feet, right guys?

[[Pregfur]]s are pretty much what would happen if actual furries existed and fucked as much as furgags like to make them fuck. This is combined with weirdass ideas like being pregnant many times at once ([[lol wut]]) and fetishizing the idea of giving birth even though giving birth is the most disgusting, dangerous and painful thing any female humanoid can do with her life.

[[Rangerphile]]s are the type of people that are bound to ruin your childhood, if you grew up in the 90’s and still haven’t lost all of your precious memories to faggotry yet. They think that the characters from Chip & Dale’s Rescue Rangers are [[No|worthy of wanting to fuck]]. These are people in their 20’s and 30’s. And they want to fuck cartoon mice and chipmunks. In increasingly disturbing and un-erotic ways. Let that sink in. Watch as it festers in your subconscious and taints your childhood bit by bit like a fungus. Welcome to the real world, people!

[[Plushie|Plushophiles]] (or “plushies”) are furries that get horny over their China-made lumps of fabric and stuffing so much that they literally fuck them. And like it. They post pictures of themselves doing it on the Internet for all to see, not realizing they put themselves at risk of eternal ridicule. Well, then again, all furries do that, so I guess it’s no different. These “people” are most shocking to those who love to collect and take care of plush toys as there is nothing worse you can do for one than to tear a big-[[Asshole|ass hole]] in it and pump it full of semen. Especially since these morons do this to rare and out-of-production stuffed toys that could’ve potentially provided them with jewgold, but instead they fuck them. If you, the faggot reading this, does not see anything wrong with this, please do us all a favor and smother yourself with one of the many raccoon plushies you've violated.

There's also plenty of them into various versions of [[scat]], [[piss|golden showers]], [[roman showers]], and diapers containing all of the above. Yes, people, we are talking about overweight jailhouse gays rolling in their own feces and urine because nobody will use them as a human toilet. Some of them want to be [[vore|eaten]] and some of them are into [[Doug Winger|super-sized giant big dicks and boobs spouting fountains of goo]]. Occasionally they want to be eaten by massive dicks to be turned into goo. You read that sentence correctly: eaten'' by'' dicks. Rational sense, this makes none... but they still want it anyway.

The takeaway: if it's a fetish you can bet your sweet ass it shows up in furry porn somewhere.

== Furry propaganda ==

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[[Image:Werehyena TG 011 by RMK99.jpg|220px|thumb|Typical "[[Furry art|art]]".]]
[[Image:Furryart.jpg|thumb|220px|[[Jeremy Bernal|Tame by furry standards]], [[Sick|perverted]] by normal standards.]]

Some furries claim they're just in it for the art. Of course, this is exactly what they want you to think: that they're just a bunch of artists. The reality is much worse.

The truth is that this "art" is simply a way for furries to lure their ill-fated victims into a [[trap]], where they will be mind raped until they submit to their new furry [[BDSM|masters]].

Furries often explode into brick-shitting, [[BAWW]]WWWWWing rages as soon as someone points out the obvious: that Furry art is nothing more than a gigantic collection of [[bestiality|half-animals]] with [[sparkledog|trite designs]] that only a furry could [[Poeticirony|love so much]], cobbled together by hormonal sixteen-year-olds who have taken maybe one [[Art school|art class]] and can't even draw a [[cock]]. The few that can draw generally make "[[porn|art]]" like [[The Kadaitcha Dancers]].

The following is a lengthy rant from one furry that perfectly embodies their nature of deception. Typical to most attempts to rationalize being a furry, the rant is full of [[Fucktard|circular logic, hypocrisy, unwarranted self-importance, and just about every logical fallacy you can name]]. The author directly mentions ED and appears to have a dislike of this site from his previous rantings. In case you haven't noticed, the furry community is full of huge egos; this is most likely to compensate for the fact that they only have a life on the Internets.

{{quote|But I genuinely refuse to believe all of furry is the crowd of social lepers we like to think we are.
|Furry on being a social leper.}}
{{quote|hey, not all of us are freaks like those skunk fuckers
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== "Girl" furries ==
[[File:KittyOutfit.PNG|thumb|Why there are so few female furries]]

Furrydom is a sausage party. About three quarters of furries in general are male, according to '''{{archive|0AJcr|people who have tried to measure this}}'''. (Conversely, furry artists for whatever reason are about three quarters female.) Some of the "female" furries are in truth just [[trap|guys acting like girls]], or [[fag]]gots [[moot|who wish they were girls]]. Some are lesbians so ugly that not even their own dogs would fuck them. Either way, you really, really do not want to see what is [[Aids|hiding under their skirt]].

Remember:

*[[Rules of the Internet|Rule 30 still applies.]]
*[[Photoshop|Pictures aren't real]]; that is to say that a picture of a female furry doesn't necessarily mean female furries actually exist anywhere other than within another furry's mind.
*It's a [[trap]]!
*It's a [[faggot]]!
*Of the remaining few that are ''actually'' female and ''actually'' furry, they're always [[fat]] and [[ugly]] [[dyke]]s.
*To [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]!!!!!!!

==== Examples of "girl" furries (probably?) ====
*[[Abigaille]]
*[[Akuryou]]
*[[Alexus Lioness]]
*[[Amberdrake]]
*[[Anailaigh]]
*[[Angelic-Catalyst]]
*[[Anjel]]
*[[Balddumborat]]
*[[Blackfrost]]
*[[BlueshineWolf]]
*[[BwueMutt]]
*[[Chewfox]]
*[[chibixzaide]]
*[[DeoTasDevil]]
*[[Flirty The Fox]]
*[[Flower2563]]
*[[Fluffy teh wolf]]
*[[FoxyFoxChick]]
*[[FurrMetalAlchemist]]
*[[Hatedwerewolf]]
*[[HinaUchi]]
*[[Jesskitt]]
*[[Johaan-N]] aka {{dauser|megs-n|Megs-N}}
*[[Lucky Coyote]]
*[[Paradisefreedom]]
*[[Princesswolfgirl]]
*[[Raniko]]
*[[SapphyDracases]]
*[[SheWolf]]
*[[Talamajic]]
*[[Vixen T. Fox]]
*[[Widdywoodpecker]]
*[[Wolf punk]]
*[[Zeriara]]
 
{{cg|Furry "Females"|furgirlgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:TrufflesforYouIRL.jpg|[[Truth|This is a real furry female]]
File:Fugly furry.jpg|A female prototype. Notice the [[Fat fuck|triple chin]] and the [[Over 9000|uncountable amount]] of fugliness.
File:Uniman2.jpg|Average [[fag|Girl furry]]
File:Chicksor-Yummilee.jpg|'''{{archive|7GOcH|Chicksor}}''' paid to pretend furfag
File:Furriestrue.png|Kind of a funny picture... But a much funnier way of life.
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File:FURRY MALE.jpg|Genetic disaster.
File:Krystal_bad_cosplay.JPG|[[Man the harpoons]]!
File:Furry19thcentury.jpg|Believe it or not, the situation used to be [[homosexual|worse]].
File:Catgirl_bel.jpg| Camwhore paid to wear furfag gear
File:furrygenderchange.jpg|Furry gender reallocation success.
File:hot_furry_girl.jpg|What? [[divide by zero|Oh shi-]]
File:FURRY PETA AD.jpg|Not really furry, actually [[PETA]]
File:IRL furry.jpg|Hot Japanese girl that a furry photoshopped so he can fap to it.
File:Furry Centerfold.jpg|If you are even mildly turned on by this, you need serious help.
File:hot_furry.jpg|Uncreative shoop
File:20081120054819ponygirl.jpg|Almost there....
File:800px-ShilpaShettyPETA.jpg|Hot Indian Actress marred by her relationship with [[PETA|a fundamentalist organization]]. Well, she needs to do something now that [[Jade Goody]]'s dead!
File:Shaz.jpg|Drop dead [[ugly|sexy]]. Maybe she wishes that hair on her face would turn to fur.
File:Typical furfag.jpg|Forever_alone.jpg
File:Furfaglols.png
File:Keshacat.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]!!!!
File:ParadisefreedomIRL2.png | Note the fear in the dog's eyes.
File:BunnyGirl.jpg | No, a [[porn star]] in an Easter Costume does not count.
File:Furry_-_General_-_Imagination_Or_Desperation.png|[[Forever Alone|Desperation]] or [[Imaginary Girlfriend|imagination]]?
Image:Furgrill.jpg
File:Furry_-_Females_-_01.jpg
File:Furry_-_Females_-_03.jpg
File:Furry_-_Females_-_04.jpg
File:Furry_-_Females_-_05.jpg
File:Furry_-_Females_-_06.jpg|Autoplushophilic delights.
File:Furry_-_Females_-_07.jpg|How intimate.
File:Comparison_meme_2.jpg|Angel-tiger-mistress IRL.
File:FURRY FEMALE END STAGE.jpg
File:Nanakoweeafur.jpg|Tumblr Weeaboo + Furry = A sick furfag's wet dream.
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=== Wikipedia drama ===

[[Image:Orestes Pursued by the Furries.jpg|thumb|Even the ancients were tormented by the furries.]]

Since furry existence revolves around [[WikiEdit Drama]], many of [[Wikipedia]]'s admins are furfags, such as: [[ContiE]], {{wpul|Fennec}} (an early ''arbitrator'', for fucksake), {{wpul|Furrykef}}, {{wpul|KieferSkunk}}, {{wpul|Loganberry}} (lol desysopped), {{wpul|Wiki alf}} (lol quit in 2009), {{wpul|Wwwwolf}}, and {{wpul|Xaosflux}} - [[Furluminati|all of whom are the same person]]. There is also Krishva, who insists her childhood was destroyed forevar by furries and has made it her lifelong goal in life to make sure that web sites such as [[Wikipedia]], are as accurate (read: white-washed) as possible. This involved making approximately eleventy gazillion edits to '''{{wikilink|Furry|Wikipedia's "Furry" article}}''' and, when that didn't fulfill her need for alpha-wolf dominance, also the '''{{wikilink|Furry_fandom|"Furry fandom"}}''', '''{{wikilink|Funny_animal|"Funny animal"}}''', and '''{{wikilink|Talking_animal|"Talking animal"}}''' articles. Not to mention {{wpul|GreenReaper}}, a big WP fan and one of the founders of [[WikiFur]].

Why in the world Wikipedia has separate articles for "Furry" and "Furry Fandom" in the first place is one of the many [[Shit nobody cares about|infinitesimally trivial points]] being bickered about by Krishva in the various articles' [[talk page]]s. Why? Because certain furfags want to [[lie|deny that furry has anything to do with sex]]. There is one [[yiff]] pic in existence that doesn't resemble [[:Image:Dancers.jpg|this]] and they put it on their yiff article. Obsessively denying the relation between sex and furfags on Wikipedia is likely the result of furry-style [[castration]].

== Real-life horror ==
[[File:bandicam 2017-11-18 06-41-51-166.jpg|thumb|Furries trying to sell their dildos]]

If they were just pathetic, like [[nerd]]s, they could mostly be passed over without much of a thought, and maybe even pitied. But in addition to being failures at life, their minds are constantly thinking of more perverted things to do, which show up not only in their REAL art (the kind they put in a separate folders and tag with so many warnings you wonder why they put it [[OL]] on the first place), but in the things they do [[IRL]].

 
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|''"It's perfectly natural [[sick fuck|to fantasize about a half human/half fox with double D tits.]] PERFECTLY NATURAL. I don't get the haters at all. I just don't."''
|Furfag on [[bestiality]]

|''None of us can really help, control, or direct our sexual interests or fetishes; we can, however, control how we choose to act on them. Someone who gets rock hard or dripping wet when dressed up like a fox or a raccoon or Ann Coulter makes a rough sort of sense. But someone who fantasizes about being an animal or hangs out with people who do without the excuse/cover of sexual fetish or compulsion? I'm sorry, but that's just [[sick fuck|sick]].''
|Dan Savage, Faggot and truth-sayer

|''[[Lies|Discrimination on us is and should be a crime. fucking people should not hate other lifestyles and they should not hate the people who are proud to show their lifestyle]] its called freedom of expression if you don't like it get the fuck out of my country you damn nazis.''
|Furfag on free speech and [[Godwin's law]]

| ''"Godwin Law was created by a Nazi or Fascist in order to propagate future persecutionist behaviour, by sweeping real Nazi/Facist history aside under the cloak of 'Godwin Law' that normal people are not permitted to sight example from the past to prevent the same mistakes happening in the present so that a new nationalist regime can rise again in the future]]...That ANYONE is fooled by Godwin law means the persecutors will win."''
|Furfags don't know 'bout Godwin's law

|''"Considering myself human, I consider to mean that I would be a killer who enjoys suffering at the expense of those who can't fight back. I would be a part of the mass extinction of all life on this planet, I would play a part in the sterility of this planet by owning land and pursuing economy by squeezing everything to its last thread of energy at the expense of anything that dare stand in the way of my profits. e.g. When a hyena eats a melon, she's not doing anything wrong, she doesn't understand the (HUMAN) ownership of that plant...nor should she, nor does she deserve to die for being thirsty, for being hungry, she shouldn't be condemned for being a mother with children to feed."''
|{{yt|u|alphahyena|furfag, who believes he's not human}} and thinks hyenas eat melons

|''Mitsurugi Yamauchi said 08/25/10, 1:13 pm (verified)
"Encyclopedia Dramatica is a menace to the internet. It is populated by trolls, racists, fascists, and other hate-mongers. They attack furries for no justified reason, and are a supporter in this incorrect common perception that furries are perverted porn freaks. Plus, it contains viruses and porn without a disclaimer."''
|'''{{archive|JYL7q|Furfag}}''' who hasn't image searched the term 'Furry' and seriously believes ED has no reason to hate on them. Note the [[weeaboo|weeaboo]] name. Half of the furry fandom's shitty fursonas follow this naming pattern.
}}|border=lightgray|background=lightgray}}

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File:I_love_furries.jpg|Furry in fursuit next to [[Andy Schlafly|one without]]. Now you see why they wear fursuits.
File:Furryparenting.jpeg|Parenting at its finest
File:M8hc03.jpg|[[Old media|About the furries.]]
File:Fuckingfurry.JPG
File:Dog_man.jpg|Living the furry dream.
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File:Cetafurfag.jpg|It isn't bestiality porn if it's under water!
File:Raccoon-app6.jpg|[https://northfur.ca/ Pay money] and you can look [[creepy|great]]!
File:Dogcockearrings.jpg|[[PoeticIrony|Staying classy]].
File:Dlthorn13_mombed2.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] tries to be a furry by buttfucking his mom's stuffed animals while she's out.
File:Furrylupus snow penis.jpg|The [[retard|guy who made this]] had no clue [[bestiality|why the neighbors called the cops]].
File:FurfailSquirrel.jpg|So [[weeaboo|kawii]]! ^.^
File:Ancient Yiff.jpg|Exports of [[Egypt|ancient Egypt]] included sails, paper, and fursuits.
File:99furcent.jpg
File:LOL_FURSUIT.jpg
File:Publicfurrypicsposted.png
File:Realistic fursuit.jpg|These pictures...
File:Micropenisman.jpg|...are..
File:Micropenis.PNG| ...[<s>http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=zcHuB-C235-</s> very related]. dead link
File:Bunny2.jpg|You gonna get raped!
File:Son.jpg|Furries, if any are reading, please, and this isn't the article speaking, '''don't''' ever tell your parents about this shit. Ever.
File:Leia01.jpg|Interracial furry sex.
File:FSS Main.gif|The truth about furfags.
File:cheapfurry.jpg|Some furries are too poor to afford an animal costume and have to use their pajamas. Apparently they're too poor to afford ears that match either.
File:Creepy Animal Furry.jpg|You weren't planning on sleeping any time soon, were you?
File:Depraved_furry_scum.jpg|This is your brain on lonely.
File:epicfag.jpg|A furfag in its natural habitat. Note the furry legs.
File:Furfag_lol.gif
File:Furriesno.png|[[Lol wut]]?
File:Furry couple.jpg|IRL furries without fursuits.
File:FurrySuck.jpg|Furry in a [[MMORPG]].
File:Fursuitaction.gif|How furfags multiply.
File:Pathetic.jpg|Remember: Being a furry is both harmless '''and''' consensual.
File:Beastpaint-cheetah.jpg|Scene from a furry convention.
File:Wheregodfurry.jpg|Where is your [[God]] now?
File:Furry conversation wolf horse.jpg
File:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|Someone, somewhere fapped to this. Just let that sink in for a moment.
File:Pisspig.jpg
File:Blackwater.jpg|Blackwater is a closet furry organization. Notice the pawprint on their logo.
File:Furriesstupid.png|Average furry pulling an [[Adam Savage]].
File:Sick_dasoslukos.png|A sick fuck from YouTube.
File:Sick_dasoslukos_2.png|The same sick fuck from YouTube.
File:Sickfuck chevelle.jpg|Chevelle: A sick fuck that wants to be raped by furries. It's true.
File:Rape_of_ganymedes.jpg‎|Even [[TMNT|Michelangelo]] drew some furry fanart.
File:Sadfur.jpg|We're not even going to dignify this with an insult...
File:Stupidfurrypimp.jpg|Some furries must take a [[Hooker|side job]].
File:Chatroulette24.jpg|[[Chatroulette]]
File:Chatroulette2.jpg|[[Chatroulette]]
File:Mrs. Pig Rubber Latex Costume.jpg|Let the [[fursecution]] begin!
File:feralporn.jpg|Furries find this [[bestiality|arousing]]. You [[sick fucks]].
File:Furry_-_Home_Schooling_Troubles.jpg
File:Furry orgy.gif
File:Typicalfurry.jpg|Fucking sick fucks.
File:Whatisfurryreally.jpg
File:Furry_-_General_-_Stealing_Wildlife.jpg|Fursuits make it easy to steal rare wildlife to keep as real-life yiff plushies.
File:Hideous_furfag.jpg|Why hello thar!
File:Furry_-_General_-_Save_The_Whales.gif
File:Furry_-_General_-_Pedo_Prey.jpg|The majority of furries are pedophiles who use the form as a means of luring kiddies to molest.
File:Furry_-_General_-_Inflation.jpg
File:FREEWILLYOHSHIT.jpg
File:Confederatefurfag.jpg
File:Nigger in a Tigger fursuit.jpg
File:Drunken_ganymedes_zeus_eagle_orgy.jpg|Romans sculpted their furfaggotry.
File:We%27d_rather_go_naked_than_be_furries.jpg|Even [[PETA]] fags are tired of this BS.
File:Whatthefurry.jpg|This is why we hate furries.
File:Sodomywolf.jpg|[[Sodomy]] time!
File:Furfag with parents.jpg|[[Fugly]] furfag, moments before getting [[I am disappoint|disowned]].
File:Gasthefurfags.png
File:Furfagconcerned.png
File:Howdoicool.jpg|How do I made cat? [http://www.facebook.com/people/Mattt-Unknwn/631680971 yiff!]
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}}
 
== Hating furries ==

{{main|Fursecution}}

{{quote|He that shall copulate with any beast or cattle, dying let him die, the beast also ye shall kill.|[[bible|God, on hating the furries]].}}

[[Image:Furry hates Harlem Shake.gif|thumb|The first furry to do something that we tolerate. And also the last.]]
[[Image:Furry NO.jpg|right|thumb|220px||Hatred of furries in video games is perfectly normal.]]

It's OK to hate these sick fucks! [[Serious|Seriously]], if all this shit hasn't made you sick by now, you must be [[retarded]].

'''Fun Fact:''' If you spell out "Yiff In Hell Furfags" mnemonically, and pronounce it phonetically, it sounds just like "yiff". Neato.

'''Fun Fact2:''' Some furries [[Johaan-N|are into pet dogs]] and make comics about their purebred pooches [[Johaan-N#Gay_Dog_Sex|fucking each other]] so they can [[fap]] to them. {{deviantart|Johaan-N}} is among the most famous with a cancerous [[yiff|cult]] following.

Having reached pretty much everywhere on the Internet, and spreading around their regurgitation inducing porn avatars, they have made themselves a disseminated, easy to stop, righteously warranted hate targets. An example of this is the following video, made by [[Daedalus The Dopefish|closet scalie]] in an [[fail|amazing attempt]] to redeem himself from his past zoophilia acts.
The following video contains screenshots of real [[Steam|Steam]] profiles. No community is safe.

There has been a comic made dictating the tension between the people whom hate furries and furries themselves '''{{archive|PgOvC}}'''

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== What to do if your friend is infected ==

[[Image:Go away furfag.jpg|thumb|He's got the right idea.]]

They'll need help. Not mental help, but the kind of help where you take them to a concealed area and shove both barrels of a 12-gauge into the back of their oblivious fursuit-covered head and pull both triggers without remorse. There are also a few alternative solutions you may attempt:

[[Image:Yiffinhell-Taurin.jpg|220px|thumb|Yiff in hell, furfags!]]

*Never try to fit in with them. In fact, stay away from them altogether. This is very important as something as minor as hardcore penetration can easily cause infection (you may want to find a new friend, preferably someone from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]).
*Call them out in public, ask them about furry in front of non-furries. Bring up [[Babyfurs]] and [[bestiality]].
*Buy some garden shears at your local [[Wal-Mart]], and use them to castrate anything resembling a furry and staple their testicles (if present) to their foreheads; [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|yelling]] [[So i herd u liek mudkip|various obscenties]] is optional. Remember to return the garden shears within 30 days to get your money back.
*If you are his roomate or something similar, leave raw meat in his fursuit.
*If you are brave (or already infected), you can try to forcibly persuade them against their ways.
*Pass a bill which will makes it punishable by death for being a furfag.
*Let a REAL lion loose on his ass and watch his reaction. Make sure to bring a trash bag and a gun.
*Force non furries to watch yiff. Prolonged exposure to anything sexual that doesn't involve fucking humans in every hole has been known to cause human heads to forcibly explode.
*[[Cat in Microwave|Microwave]] them.
*If all else fails, simply go to [[China]] and accumulate several large nuclear stockpiles. Proceed to nuke the shit out of every anthrocon in existence until the world is rid of the furfag populace.
*Give them a nice, relaxing injection of arsenic. Since they technically want to be animals, putting them down IS an option.
*If a syringe is not available, you can always get them to drink a nice refreshing mug of bleach.
*Shoot Em With a Nerf Gun.
*Call em Scum every day till they quit being a furfag and/or kill themselves.

=== Chlorine gas ===

On the [https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/intentional-chemical-leak-at-hyatt-regency/122186/ 7th of December 2014], during a [[Kill yourself|furry convention]] in [[Chicago]] there was a reportedly '''[[IRL troll|deliberate]]''' [[Holocaust|chlorine gas leak]] which injured at least 19 at the time (requiring hospitalization) and the complete evacuation of the hotel where the convention was taking place. Truly, those responsible were doing [[Truth|God's work]]. The perpetrator is [[An hero| A hero]] to us all.

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</center>

== How to troll a furfag ==

[[Image:FurryFuelEnergyDrink.png|thumb|right|The taste of fail and AIDS, successfully distilled and canned.]]

*Show them bestiality. Every furfag is deeply ashamed about their lust for animal cock that when they see the real thing, their guilt-boner has them going from zero to [[Anonymous|moralfag]] in less than five seconds. Furfags are also notorious for spreading the [[lie|faux]] belief that viewing or sharing bestiality is illegal, and will go to extreme lengths to convince people to follow a law which only exists in New Zealand.

*Mention the Em-Bear-Assed segment from 1000 Ways to Die

*Show them the CSI Episode "Fur and Loathing"

*Grief every [[Second Life]] yiff club they run

*Grief every furry infested [[Space Station 13]] server they run.

*Defeat every claim of theirs that they "aren't for the sex" by slapping them with cold hard evidence that they are

*Reveal to their families about how furry they are and explain to them the horrors of their fandom. Closeted furries hate this because more times than not, they know their lives will get turned upside down once they're exposed to people they don't want knowing.

== Hey kids! ==

Before you decide to tell [[Your Mom|your morally upstanding parents]] that you are letting a [[whore|hot fox]] [[rape|touch your no-no's]], please take a gander at the videos below:

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;Wanna look this retarded? Then you're a furry!
|<youtube>EJD7GbkG96w</youtube>
;How to Humiliate Yourself 101
|<youtube>uK92NYwBMts</youtube>
;First acknowledgement of this growing furfaggotry in [[England]].
|<youtube>tnCk0uGwFZI</youtube>
;Furry national anthem
|<youtube>ZOUSxl2vvYE</youtube>
;Rap against furfags
|<youtube>uIBU-DaJJOk</youtube>
;In American Dad!
|<youtube>qKKPXoYqvps</youtube>
;7
|<youtube>dxlpIxGSU2k</youtube>
;8}}
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NOTE: Good new's everyone, he's single! Drop by {{yt|thundermdark|his youtube channel}} and leave [[Meatspin|a nice hello]].

Quote from Wikipedia (AKA Shitipedia): In one survey, 33% of furries surveyed online answered that they had a "significant sexual interest in furry" and another 46% stated they had a "minor sexual interest in furry", and the remaining 21% stated they have a "non-sexual interest in furry". That means over 75% of furfags want to have sex with furries. GTFO.

== Sick fucks ==

In addition to caring nothing but just sex, Furries are also known to harbor some of the most disturbing and vile of fetishes. These include:

{| class=wikitable
| '''Scat''' || [[File:Sscat2.png|200px]] [[File:Sickshitfur2.png|200px]] [[File:Sickshitfur3.png|200px]] [[File:Sickbronyshit.png|200px]] '''EVEN BRONIES GOTTA GET IN ON THIS!!'''
|-
| '''Vore''' (Soft/Hardcore) || [[File:Sickfur.png|200px]] [[File:Sickvorefur.jpg|200px]]
|-
| '''Watersports''' || [[File:Sickbath.png|200px]] [[File:Sickwatersportsfur.jpg|200px]]
|-
| '''Hyper''' || [[File:Sickhyperfur.png|200px]] [[File:Sickfurhyper.png|200px]] [[File:Sickhypertitsfur.png|200px]]
|-
| '''Messy Diapers''' || [[File:Sickshitfur.png|200px]] [[File:Messydiaperfursick.png|200px]]
|-
| '''Farting''' || [[File:Sickfartfur.png|200px]]
|}

You'll find your fair share of these plastered right on the front of FurAffinity. It's not a beautiful sight to see by any means, but it helps validate the nature of the Furry Fandom and it's fuckery. Yet this is the same fandom that wants recognition and respect.

'''Word of advice - If anyone you know or see that is a fur and is into the aforementioned fetishes above. Beat them and make them regret being born!'''
==[[Final Solution|Solution]] to this faggotry==
 
{{rainbow|PERSECUTION AND HOLOCAUST!}}
 
==Gallery==
 
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<gallery>
File:Furry test image rev 2.png|thumb|If this picture turns you on in any way, I have some [[Faggot|bad news.]]
File:Furfags.gif
File:Furry Rape.jpg
</gallery>
</center>
 
== Music Video ==
 
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== See also ==

[[File:Absolute fear.jpg|bigpx|thumb|f e a r]]
[[Image:Furries_-_BLAAAARG.gif|thumb|right|BLAAAARG!]]
[[Image:Furries.jpg|200px|thumb|right|For Sparta!]]
[[File:Pepefurfagcurbstomp.jpg|thumb|right|CURB THE FURFAGS RACE WAR NOW ironically Pepe could be a fursona]]

*[[2 gryphon]] - One of the Fandom's supposed "heroes".
*[[Anthropophobia]] - The official scientific diagnosis of furries.
*[[Bestiality]]
*[[BlackBusterCritic]] - [[Internet|INTERNET]] GOD AND SLAYER OF FURFAGS ON DEVIANTART. A TRUE [[Internet|INTERNET]] HERO.
*[[Bronies]] - A fandom of autistic sub-furries that want to fuck My Little Pony characters. For some reason, furries and bronies are at war with each other which is very ironic and laughable.
*[[CamHead]] - A perfect example of a Zoophile, keep your [[dogs]] away from him!
*[[Dragon]]
*[[Dragoneer]] - The fat fuck responsible for Fur Affinity.
*[[e621]] - like Fur Affinity, but you don't need an account to see the NSFW cringe.
*[[Fat Furry]]
*[[Featherfag]]
*''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'' - A survival horror game praised by furries.
*[[Furry Beach]] - A furry convention scam.
*[[FurAffinity]]
*[[Furry Art]]
*[[Fursecution]]
*[[Fursona]]
*[[Fursuit]]
*[[Human pups]] - Aka "I can't believe it's not furries".
*[[Inflation Art]]
*[[Jasonafex]] – A particularly popular furry that fits the cumguzzling template of all furries.
*[[My Strange Addiction]] - Home of Lauren Atkins.
*[[Necrofur]]
*[[Otherkin]]
*[[Plushophile]]
*[[Pregfur]]
*[[RainFurrest]]
*[[Scalies]] - Like furfags, only they want to fuck dinosaurs, lizards and [[Spyro the Dragon|dragons]].
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Strategically Placed Hole]]
*[[Furry art#Furry Art and Trolls|Trolling Furries with Hate Art]]
*''[[Undertale]]''
*[[Victim Complex]]
*[[Wapanese]] - Like furfags, but a lot more tamer.
*[[Wolfaboo]]
*[[Womble rape]]
*[[Yiff]]
*[[YourMovieSucksDOTorg]]
*[[Zetaforum]]
*[[Zeta Toy]]
*''[[Zootopia]]''

== External links ==

*'''{{archive|CFleZ|California Triple-Murder Linked to ‘Furry’ Community}}'''
*{{wayback|http://vis.adjectivespecies.com/furrysurvey/explorer/|20150321091954|title=Know thy enemy well so to better vanquish them}}
*'''{{archive|EwJJh|A true source of information on furries}}'''
*[https://www.furry4life.org/ Furry 4 Life] – The new furry sanctuary ever since Facebook began deleting cartoon profiles, as well as ones they innocently assumed to be made for people's pets.
*'''{{archive|vcWzV|An even shittier social networking site}}'''
*'''{{wordpress|furfling|Furry dating site}}'''
*'''{{archive|vrPq|Furry version of Twitter}}'''
*[https://www.furaffinity.net/ FurAffinity] – A DeviantArt clone.
*[https://www.weasyl.com/ Weasyl] – Where all the furs are flocking to as Fagoneer continues to ruin FurAffinity even worse than trolls do.
*'''{{archive|Qjhb4|Scratch that, they're all flocking here instead}}'''.
*'''{{archive|KXXvj|Furry tutorial}}''' – Partly FTL, partly serious.
*'''{{archive|K1q77|Furry forum you can troll}}'''
*[https://www.deviantart.com/topic/anthro Gallery of faggotry]
*'''{{archive|M1jUy|Furfags before the Internet}}''' – Circa 1963
*[https://entervoid.com/ Often shows the psychological implications of furfags]
*'''{{wf|WikiFur_Furry_Central|Furry Wiki}}''' – WIKI VANDALISM? YES PLEASE. Update: They are now so butthurt that they have blocked Tor exit nodes.
*'''{{Wikilink|Furfur|Furfur on Wikipedia}}''' – The God they worship. PROOF OF THEIR EVIL LINEAGE.
*[https://vimeo.com/57911625 A charming student film about the trials of living as a furry in the modern age]
*[https://campferal.org/ Oh shit, they now have a furfag summercamp in Murrika's hat]
*[https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ag-more-perpetrators-victims-possible-in-furry-child-predator-sex-ring/ Furry child predators] are now an ordinary occurrence in todays society
*[https://www.u18chan.com/ a nazi furfag imageboard]
 
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User talk:GirlOnInternet/Item Rarity

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Clearly you greatest work [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 10:51, 5 July 2021 (EDT)

User talk:GirlOnInternet

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==graykat==

It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)

== New article ==

Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)

== hey... ==

https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King

Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)

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== Sonicicide ==

I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== Question ==

Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)

== Article ==

Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

==Remove the time limit on edf==
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)

== archives and server status ==

hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== I Did It Too ==

I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)

== Lol ==

I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)

User:GirlOnInternet/Trump Rape Accusers

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[[File:DonaldGropesAmerica.jpg|thumb|Trump gropes [[America]].]]
[[File:EinSexmonster.jpg|thumb|Ist Donald Trump ein Sexmonster? [[No|Nein]].]]
[[File:CaptainH.jpg|thumb|The type of [[faggot]] who actually believes the narrative that Donald Trump ist [[The Rapeman|ein Sexmonster]].]]

In October, [[2016]], the ''[[New York Times]]'' attempted to undermine [[America]]'s fine [[Monarchy|democracy]] by publishing an incredibly [[Shitty attack article|trashy attack article]] where two [[Fugly|hideously unattractive]] [[Cunts|women]] accused presidential nominee [[The Donald|Donald J. Trump]] of engaging in various forms of "[[Sharking|sexual misconduct]]" against them several decades ago – a tactic that's [[Bill Cosby|frequently]] [[Kesha|used by]] [[Holohoax|false-accusers]] to make it harder to disprove their [[lies]].

With mere weeks before the [[2016 Presidential Election]], the timing of this article's publication and the [[Lies|accusations]] that it contained seemed [[Captain Obvious|more than a little suspicious]] to Trump's [[Alt-right|most ardent]] [[Rednecks|supporters]] and anyone [[I have a 140 IQ|with an IQ]] higher than completely [[fucktarded]]. These suspicions quickly proved themselves to be warranted as the [[uber|über]]-[[1337]] [[Conspiracy theorists|cyber-sleuths]] of the [[internets]] began to realize that the accusers' [[Fanfic|stories]] were all filled with more [[hole]]s than the kids who attend [[Sandy Hook]] and uncovered proof that the accusations were made by [[Hillary Clinton]]'s campaign as the desperate last act of a [[Lemonade Coyote|dying animal]].

Unfortunately, Hillary supporters are [[Brianna Wu|incredibly stupid]] and her campaign knew that they had a chance of stemming the tide by throwing out an entire [[Leelah Alcorn|truckload]] of fugly liars to make the pair of fugly liars [[Nice try|seem a bit more believable]]. What ensued was one of the [[lulz]]iest chapters of the 2016 election saga – a chapter that included [[wambulance]]-chasing "[[feminist]]" lawyer Gloria Allred being a despicable cunt (as usual) and proved yet again that most American women are [[Whores|willing to do pretty much anything for quick and easy]] [[Money|$$$]].

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== The Jew York Times Shit Piece ==

[[File:JewPorkTimes.jpg|thumb|The Jew Pork Tiems.]]
[[File:BarbaroTwohey.jpg|thumb|Michael Barbaro and Megan Twohey, the lying cunts who broke this [[Lie|story]].]]
[[File:MichaelBarbaro.jpeg|thumb|Would you like to meet my wife's son?]]
[[File:TwoheyInterracialGangbang.jpg|thumb|Megan Twohey in her [[Interracial|natural habitat]].]]
[[File:NYTAntiTrumpBullshit.jpg|thumb|Quality "[[Fanfic|journalism]]"]]
[[File:TrumpEx.jpg|thumb|You know you're a shitty "journalist" when your own source calls your story BS.]]

On October 12, 2016, ''The New York Times'' published a bottom-of-the-barrel [[shitty attack article]] that was written by a pair of so-called "journalists" named '''Michael Barbaro''' and '''Megan Twohey'''. The article told the stories of two [[Attention whores|women]] who claimed that future American president [[Drumpf|Donald J. Trump]] had sexually harassed and [[Fuck Her Right In The Pussy|grabbed them right in the pussy]] at least 100 years ago.

One of the two lying bitches featured in the article was a [[Dinosaur|septuagenarian]] hag named '''Jessica Leeds''' – a registered [[Democrat]] who claimed that The Don had forced himself on her during a plane ride in the [[1980]]s. The other lying bitch was a pre-menopausal woman and known liar who is literally named "[[crook]]s" – '''Rachel Crooks'''.

Shockingly, this was actually not the first time that libtard cuckboy Michael Barbaro and social justice cumdumpster Megan Twohey had attacked Donald Trump. Back in March, 2016, the [[Dynamic Entry|dynamic duo]] had published yet another bullshit story in the ''New York Times'' entitled {{archive|kW0te|Crossing the Line: How Donald Trump Behaved With Women in Private}}.

As you'd probably expect, they were called out for lying in that article too. But the funniest part? '''''IT WAS ONE OF THEIR OWN SOURCES WHO CALLED THEM OUT!!111'''''

{{quote|Actually, it was very upsetting. I was not happy to read it at all. Well, because The New York Times told us several times that they would make sure that my story that I was telling came across. They promised several times that they would do it accurately. They told me several times and my manager several times that '''it would not be a hit piece''' and that my story would come across the way that I was telling it and honestly, and it absolutely was not.|Rowanne Brewer Lane, calling out these lying twats}}

{{quote|Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.|The ''Jew York Times'', defending slander and [[asking for it]]}}

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|You are a disgusting human being.|Donald Trump, telling NYT "reporter" Megan Twohey the truth

|These people are horrible people. They're horrible, horrible liars.|Donald Trump, speaker of truth

|Believe me, she would not be my first choice. That I can tell you.|Trump, declaring that Jessica Leeds is unrapeable

|These allegations are decades old. If somebody actually did that, Chris, any reasonable woman would have come forward and said something.|AJ Delgado

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|The phony story in the failing @nytimes is a TOTAL FABRICATION. Written by same people as last discredited story on women. WATCH!|Donald J. Trump

|Polls close, but can you believe I lost large numbers of women voters based on made up events THAT NEVER HAPPENED. Media rigging election!|Future President Donald J. Trump

|The failing @nytimes reporters don't even call us anymore, they just write whatever they want to write, making up sources along the way!|Trump

|Nothing ever happened with any of these women. Totally made up nonsense to steal the election. Nobody has more respect for women than me!|Trump, respecter of pussy

|They were made up — I don't know, for fame, or Clinton got them to do it, or for whatever reason you know, the women that came out.|The Trump

|They have people from 20 years ago coming out and telling stories about me. Many of them have already been debunked. It's really an incredible thing that something like that happened.|Trump

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== Jessica Leeds: Trumptopus on a Plane ==

[[File:JessicaLeeds.jpg|thumb|[[Dinosaur|Jurassica Leeds]], suffering from [[Melody Hensley|internet PTSD]].]]
[[File:JessicaThen.jpg|thumb|Trump wouldn't hit that. Trump would build a wall between himself and this [[Hambeast|she-beast]].]]

Jessica claimed that, in the 1980s, she was riding in [[Poor|peasant-class]] an aeroplane when the stewardess suddenly asked whether she wanted a [[free]] upgrade to first-class for absolutely no reason at all. As you probably already guessed, the seat Jessica was relocated to was directly beside [[Drumpf|Donald Trump]]. Soon after this, Trump lifted up the armrest between the seats and began fondling Jessica's bodacious A-cups.

After 15-minutes of feeling-up Jessica's [[DFC|non-existent titties]], Trump decided to lower his standards and move his hands down towards Jessica's [[Seaking|smelly]] baby-chute. It was at this point that Jessica got up from her seat and immediately retreated to the restroom to both escape from Trump and to see what would happen if she launched her latest [[Abortion|miscarriage]] out of an aeroplane toilet at 30,000 feet.

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=== Anderson Cooper 180° ===

[[File:JessicaHatesMen.jpg|thumb|I'm Jessica Leeds and I want [[men]] to know that [[Misandry|they're all scum]].]]
[[File:AndersonClintonNews.jpg|thumb|Anderson Cooper is a completely non-biased [[fudgepacker]].]]
[[File:AndersonCooperJournalism.jpg|thumb|How the Clintons control Anderson Poofter.]]
[[File:LeedsFace.jpg|thumb|Jessica reacts to Anderson Cooper's [[Goatse|gaping arsehole]].]]
[[File:50sBitch.jpg|thumb|1950s women wouldn't report being molested on a plane, but they'd scream like bitches if [[Vermin]] scurried across their [[kitchen]].]]

After ''The New York Times''' shit piece ran, Jessica decided to appear on the [[CNN|Clinton News Network]]'s Anderson Cooper 360° to read her [[epic]] [[fanfic]] to the sheepy masses. Anderson Cooper of course being the same [[Anime|silver-haired]] [[fudgepacker]] and sorry excuse for a debate [[moderator]] who '''''accused Donald Trump of sexual assault during a nationally televised presidential debate because of the Billy Bush tapes'''''.

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|If I complained to my boss, he would have said but that's the rigors of the road. You are a traveling sales rep.|Jessica, wanting us to think that she had a dangerous job

|Not real long. No. No. I would say it was just about, what, 15 minutes. That's long enough.|Jessica, believing that an entire segment of ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'' isn't mind-numbingly long

|He touched me wherever he could find a [[WTC|landing spot]].|Jessica Leeds, making an obligatory aeroplane joke

|If he'd only touched me above my waist, I probably wouldn't have been upset.|Jessica Leeds is fine with getting her [[titties]] grabbed

|It was a man's job and I got it because the company wanted a -- a token woman. And I was delighted to be that.|Jessica, thinking that traveling saleswoman is "a man's job"

|I was the only woman traveling salesperson.|Jessica actually expects us to believe this shit

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{{quote|It was 35 years ago and there was no way of fact checking.|Jessica Leeds, explaining why the media should have ignored her}}

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=== DO YOU EVEN LIFT? ===

[[File:DoYouEvenLift.jpg|thumb|The million dollar question.]]
[[File:OwnedByArmrest.jpg|thumb|I don't even lift, bro.]]
[[File:MoarArmrests.jpg|thumb|BRO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIFT!?!]]
[[File:Braniff-air-armrest.jpg|thumb|BRO, I DON'T EVEN LIFT!!111oneoneone]]

Internet detectives soon discovered the fatal flaw in Jessica's story—and no, it wasn't the fact that '''''she allowed Trump to grope her tits for 15-fucking minutes before getting cold feet'''''—ARMRESTS IN 1980S PLANES DON'T [[Lifting Blogs|LIFT]] [[OMGWTFBBQ]]!!111

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|The two planes that would most likely would've been used in the 80's were the 737 and the 767 (Majority 737). If you look up "737 First class" and "767 first class", BOTH of them have arm rests that do not move. Look at the picture... She claims that he reached up her skirt. Do you know how difficult and awkward it would be to reach around that giant arm rest? Don't you think ONE person would notice?|trumpFan23

|According to lying Jessica Leeds, as she was sitting next to Donald Trump, the armrest just “suddenly disappeared.” In reality, for it to have “disappeared,” Donald Trump would have had to stand up, stand in front of Jessica Leeds, loudly remove the bulky armrest, and then walk away to store it somewhere like an empty row.|Charles C. Johnson

|Trump accuser Jessica Leeds claims Trump lifted the armrest and groped her. But armrests in all 1980s planes don't lift.|[[Roosh]], pretending to still be relevant

‏|Jessica Leeds says Trump molested her in 1981 on a Braniff 707. Braniff sold its last 707 in 1975. Sounds legit.|Hal Jordan

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Soon after this [[Stupid|startling revelation]] became public knowledge in the [[Twitter]]sphere, an unverified account claiming to be New York City Aviation decided to come out and attempt to earn their beloved [[Hillary Clinton|Senator Palpatine]]'s praise by claiming that some 1980s planes did have liftable armrests.

{{quote|Hi @KatrinaPierson, the aircraft types you mentioned all did operate into New York City.|NYCAviation, an un-[[verified]] Twitter account shilling for Hillary}}

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=== Jessica the Plagiarapist or: How I Learned to Stop Lying and Love Octotrump ===

[[File:SobStoryJessica.jpg|thumb|[[BAWWW]]]]
[[File:Octodad.jpg|thumb|Octotrump]]
[[File:Trumpopus.jpg|thumb|What happens when [[David Futrelle]] is allowed out of his cage.]]
[[File:WiggleLikeAnOctopus.jpg|thumb|LIKE AN OCTOPUS]]
[[File:FlintstonesPorn.jpg|thumb|Artistic rendering of the [[fake|alleged]] sexual assault.]]
[[File:FishermansWife.jpg|thumb|Another artistic rendering.]]

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|He was like an octopus. His hands were everywhere.|Jessica Leeds, 2016

|He was like an octopus. His hands were everywhere.|Bill Roache's false-accuser, 2014

|My God, he was like an octopus. Hands all over the place.|The Velvet Underground, 1968

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File:JessicaThen.jpg|Jessica in the 1980s.
File:Jagger.jpg|80s Jessica was visually indistinguishable from Mick Jagger.
File:DominickDunne.jpg|Jessica Leeds in 2016.
File:JessicaNow.jpg|Dominick Dunne, right before his untimely death at the age of [[at least 100]].

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File:TriggeredTogether.jpg|[[Triggered]] together.
File:JessicaAtHerShittyApartment.jpg|You'd accuse Trump of rape too if you had to live in this shitty slum.
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== "Doxxed" by Lou Dobbs ==

[[File:DarthLouDobbs.jpg|thumb|Lou Dobbs, preparing Anakin for the dark side of the force.]]
[[File:TrollDobbs.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:JessicaFlaggedAsScammer.jpg|thumb|Jessica gets flagged as a fraud.]]

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|If anything bad happens to Jessica Leeds, you are responsible, we will hold you responsible in a court of law. old stinky man.|Patty Cortes, being a dumb cunt

|you are a gross, pathetic piece of shit for posting Jessica Leeds' info. I hope you get your ASS sued off.|masonhausmama, thinking that lying about rape isn't [[pathetic]]

|@FoxNews should fire Lou Dobbs for tweeting Jessica Leeds' address and phone number. Otherwise, Ms Leeds should sue them both.|Gene Johnson

|@foxbusiness FIRE MISOGYNIST LOU DOBBS for releasing address of Trump groping accuser.|Cathy Lubenski, being a cunt

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== Trump's Alibi Witness is a Britfaginese Paedo-Enabler ==

[[File:AnthonyGilberthorpe.jpg|thumb|Anthony Gilberthorpe, procurer of underage boys.]]
[[File:ThatcherGilberthorpe.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:ISuppliedUnderageBoys.jpg|thumb|A reliable witness.]]
[[File:Trumpcard.png|thumb]]

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|I have only met this accuser once and frankly cannot imagine why she is seeking to make out that Trump made sexual advances on her. Not only did he not do so (and I was present at all times) but it was she that was the one being flirtatious.|Anthony Gilberthorpe, calling out Jessica on her [[lies]]

|And I’ll tell you what, I would do this whether it was for Trump, for Clinton, for Obama, or for any man who’s been accused of sexually molesting someone when I know he did not|Anthony Gilberthorpe, seller of [[King of the Hill|propane and propane accessories]]

|What she said about Trump is wrong. I mean, no decent human being could sit by and have a woman go on television and tell the United States of America — accuse an individual of sexually molesting. It’s wrong for Trump, it’s wrong for me. But you know something else? It’s wrong for the American people.|Make America Gilberthorpe Again!

|He did not touch her, it's not true! It's bullshit! He did not touch her! He did not! Oh hi, Mark.|Anthony Gilberthorpe, auditioning for a part in ''[[The Room]]''

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== Jessica's Step-Daughter is a Rapist ==

[[File:GailAnanda.jpg|thumb|Gail Susan Leeds and her rapist boyfriend.]]
[[File:AnandaRutkoff.jpg|thumb|Amanda Charles Rutkoff, a poor cripple and amateur [[Billy Mays]] impersonator in desperate need of a [[blowjob]].]]

In the mid-2000s—while Jessica was busy not falsely accusing Donald Trump of sexual assault—her step-daughter, '''Gail Susan Leeds''', was busy helping her boyfriend '''Ananda Charles Rutkoff''' lure in unsuspecting [[retarded]] [[Redundant|women]] to give him free blowjobs. The setup was simple – Ananda would pose as a helpless [[cripple]] and they'd post a job-listing for a [[Liberal|caretaker]] on [[Craigslist]], and the pair would then attempt to convince the [[Blond|dumb bitches]] who applied for the job that [[fellatio]] is a legitimate form of medical treatment for [[Boner|whichever horrible disease Ananda was suffering from]].

This scheme may sound completely and utterly retarded, but in the end the pair were able to "trick" 12 incredibly dumb cunts into sucking Ananda's [[STD]]-ridden dick before being arrested after a '''''2-year-long investigation by the police'''''.

{{quote|PALM SPRINGS — A couple charged with sexual battery allegedly convinced more than a dozen women that $14-an-hour caretaker duties included "therapy" sex.

Gail Susan Leeds, 52, and boyfriend Ananda Charles Rutkoff, 49, were arrested Thursday at their East Palm Canyon Drive home, said Detective Troy Castillo, adding the arrests were the culmination of a two-year investigation.

Leeds and Rutkoff were each charged with six counts of sexual battery for allegedly convincing more than a dozen women, who thought they were applying for a job as Rutkoff's caretaker, to perform sexual acts on Rutkoff.

The woman were told Rutkoff had a spinal injury from a car accident and sex acts were legitimate therapeutic techniques.

"They would advertise in a local newspaper for a caretaker and someone who could do light office work. They would offer good money — about $10 to $14 an hour," Castillo said.

Applicants discussed the job with Leeds, who would then introduce them to Rutkoff.

"They'd go in the bathroom and Rutkoff would be sitting in the bathtub naked," Castillo said. Rutkoff would then ask the women to perform "therapy" on him, with Leeds assuring them it was a legitimate therapeutic technique.

"During the therapy, Rutkoff sexually battered three of the victims," the detective said.|{{archive|DHgPT|LOLOLOL}}}}

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== Whoria LOLred and the Cosby Effect ==

[[File:GloriaAllrape.jpg|thumb|Gloria Allred prepares to be raped.]]
[[File:AllredHillary1.jpg|thumb|A completely impartial '''''Hillary Clinton delegate'''''.]]
[[File:AllredHillary2.jpg|thumb|She has absolutely no conflict of interest in trying to bring down Trump!]]
[[File:NoH8PlzRape.jpg|thumb|Few things scream "Rape me!" like [[duct tape]].]]
[[File:AllredClintonRaep.jpg|thumb|Gloria Allred, presenting proof of Donald's raping.]]
[[File:CuntPower.jpg|thumb]]

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|Hillary clearly won. She was prepared, had plans, and stood her ground. Trump was untruthful, [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|made faces and was mean spirited]]. Go, Hillary!|Gloria Allred, a highly successful and famous "lawyer"

|Dear Mr. Trump, you will lose the election to Ms. Clinton, Yale Law '72, and you will lose this case to [[USI|Lisa Bloom, Yale Law '86]].|Lisa Bloom, Gloria Allred's equally disgusting whore of a daughter

|[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kittens http://JillHarth.com] -- beautiful products and support a sister who lost business after coming out as first Trump accuser. Proud of her.|Lisa Bloom, advertising shitty products

|My client 1st Trump accuser Jill Harth faces financial hardship, losing jobs for speaking out. Buy her products! RT [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kittens http://ow.ly/jRus305eW85]|Lisa Bloom

|Cannibalism is a serious issue and is very dangerous to the health and the well-being of the cannibal and the victim.|Gloria Allred, on [[cannibalism]]

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{{quote|If he is in the White House, I imagine he'd be spending a significant amount of time sitting in depositions, answering questions under oath. Should there be a national emergency or crisis, I find it difficult how he would handle that when he is sitting for hours and hours answering questions, as he is legally required to do.|Gloria Allred, threatening that she'll destroy America when Trump becomes president}}

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<youtube>Kxi-nuxyHBw</youtube> <center>'''Gloria Allred talks about [[cannibalism]].'''</center>|
<youtube>_FvxlyGE_9A</youtube> <center>'''Gloria gets destroyed by Mark Levin.'''</center>|
<youtube>kL0dPodofS4</youtube> <center>'''Gloria gets destroyed by Mark Levin.'''</center>|
<youtube>8v2uPbaKJ7o</youtube> <center>'''Gloria gets destroyed by Megyn Kelly.'''</center>|
<youtube>b4d5lSvJZMw</youtube> <center>'''She's also a racist.'''</center>|
<youtube>4jcxuUNJOrQ</youtube> <center>'''A black Trumpkin goes after Gloria.'''</center>|
<youtube>5z3OODYCE0k</youtube> <center>'''Her daughter is just as cunty.'''</center>
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File:AllredLeaks.jpg|Allred's motives.
File:AllredConspiracy.jpg|Allred conspires with the DNC to slander Trump.
File:LisaBloomHuffShitpost.jpg|Lisa Bloom is so impartial.
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== List Of Bitches ==

[[File:DateWithTrump.jpg|thumb|What the media wants you to believe.]]
[[File:DoubleStoynoff.jpg|thumb|CNN lists one accuser twice and adds a [[Anonymous|mystery accuser]] for maximum impact.]]
[[File:MoarBitches.jpg|thumb|What lying whores look like.]]
[[File:LyingBitches.jpg|thumb|What more whores look like.]]
[[File:NineElevenVictims.jpg|thumb|What CNN will be claiming next.]]
[[File:TrumpAbuseHotline.jpg|thumb|Hi, I'd like to report a fake rape.]]
[[File:TrumpHooters.jpg|thumb|Someone save these [[Sluts|innocent young wimminz]]!!111]]
[[File:TrumpAccuserTimeline.jpg|thumb|You say you had 30 years to say all of this, but instead you waited until mere weeks before the election.]]

<big>'''Trump's False-Accusers'''</big>

'''Jessica Leeds'''
:Claims she was groped for '''''15 minutes''''' before she finally [[No|retracted]] her consent.

'''Natasha Stoynoff'''
:A "[[Failure|writer]]" for ''People Magazine'' who decided to write {{archive|bCqf6|a shitty fanfic}} about being assaulted by Trump. Trump's butler even says she's a liar.

'''Melinda Rose "Mindy" McGillivray'''
:A known child abuser and drunk driver who's currently [[lulz|fleeing the U.S.]] because Trump's hand brushed up against her arse at a concert that never even happened.

'''Jill Harth'''
:A makeup artist who has attended Trump's rallies despite claiming that he grabbed her pussy in 1992. She's also ''thanked him for helping her out of an abusive relationship''.

'''Cathy Schragis Heller'''
:A life-long democrat and DNC donor whose family owns a real estate company that's in direct competition with Trump's.

'''Ivana Trump'''
:His ex-wife who has admitted that she lied about being raped.

'''Summer Zervos'''
:Former contestant on ''The Apprentice'' who supported Trump until his campaign [[Attention whore|ignored her]]. Her own family say she's a liar.

'''Katie Johnson'''
:A literal [[13-year-old]] [[whore]] who claims that she was a victim of Trump and paedojew Jeffrey Epstein despite the fact that she wasn't. Is currently attempting to [[Whore|sell an interview for $1,000,000]].

'''Karena Virginia'''
:A yoga instructor and writer for the Huffington Shitpost who claims that she stopped wearing short skirts after Trump grabbed her titty at the US Open.

'''Temple Taggart McDowell'''
:A self-proclaimed "[[republican]]" who is [[Sarcasm|definitely not working for Hillary]].

'''Jessica Drake'''
:A [[porn star]] who claims that she met Trump at a golf game and was offered 10k for [[sex]]. She also opened her own online sex shop a mere day before accusing trump.

'''Jennifer Murphy'''
:[[Ninja|Neenja]].

<big>'''Verified Trump Victims'''</big>{{Verified}}

'''Noone'''

:[[Noone]] was sexually assaulted by Donald Trump.

'''Rudy Giuliani'''
:Has video evidence of Trump grabbing her titties.

'''[[Hillary Clinton]]'''
:The only person that we can confirm was actually raped by Donald Trump.

<big>'''More Lying Bitches'''</big>

*'''Kristin Anderson'''
*'''Rachel Crooks'''
*'''Cassandra Searles'''
*'''Ninni Laaksonen'''
*'''Mystery Bitch #1'''
*'''Mystery Bitch #2'''

<big>'''OMG TRUMP SAW ME NEKKID!!111'''</big>

*'''Mariah Billado'''
*'''Bridget Sullivan'''
*'''Tasha Dixon'''
*'''Samantha Holvey'''

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File:KarenaCockGoesWhere.jpg|Cock goes where?
File:FaggartAndTrump.jpg|Temple Taggart and Trump, before she falsely accused him of groping her.
File:MindyMcGillivrayMug.jpg|Child abuser and drunk driver Mindy McGillivray.

</gallery>|<gallery>

File:Giuliani.jpg|Rudy Giuliani
File:TrumpedChicken.jpg|Kentucky Groped Chicken
File:TrumpTouchedMe.jpg|[[Godzilla|Gojira!]]
File:ActualTrumpVictimInterview.jpg|A [[Noone|confirmed Trump victim]] tells her story to the press.
File:MissFinlandCosplay.jpg|The scariest Halloween costume we've ever seen.

</gallery>}}

{{quote|She then said her ride picked her up and she was able to escape Trump’s clutches. She then went on to explain how ashamed she felt afterward, and said she stopped wearing short dresses afterward, as she worried that they would attract more men who would grope her.|lol [[rape culture]]}}

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{{morphquote|BitchesSayTheDarndestThings|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 180px;|font-weight: bold;

|How can people not believe me now?|Jill Harth, not understanding that a lie is still a lie

|He can’t claim we’re all liars|Cathy Heller, being a shameless liar

|I have been advised that Mr. Trump will label me a liar.|Karena Virginia, understanding that liars get labelled as liars

|Okay, Donald is gross. We all know he’s gross. Let’s just move on.|Kristin Anderson, before accusing Trump

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|Trump took Tic Tacs, suggested I take them also. He then leaned in, catching me off guard, and kissed me almost on lips. I was really freaked out.|[[Anonymous]] [[cunt]]

|I was admiring the decoration, and next thing I know he's pushing me against a wall and has his hands all over me. He was trying to kiss me. I was freaking out.|Jill Harth, showing that "freaking out" is a part of the script

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
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== Natasha Stoynoff: The Butler Sez Trump Dindu It ==

[[File:StoynoffButterface.jpg|thumb|Natasha "[[Butterface]]" Stoynoff]]
[[File:PaulMcLaughlin.jpg|thumb|Paul McLaughlin, Jimmy Carter's long-lost aborted son.]]
[[File:TrumpSenecal.jpg|thumb|Trump and his butler, Anthony "Tony" Senecal.]]
[[File:RobinAlfred.jpg|thumb|A photo of Senecal with a younger Donald Trump.]]
[[File:TrumpOprah2000.jpg|thumb|The fat-shaming, racist, misogynist monster who considered an [[MAN THE HARPOONS|overweight]] [[Vagina|female]] [[nigger]] as a possible VP pick.]]

Not wanting to be outjournaljismed by ''The New York Times'', ''[[People|Sheeple Magazine]]'' writer '''Natasha Stoynoff''' decided to join the Trump Rape Train and make her own false-accusations against the presidential nominee – something that ''People Magazine'' '''''actually ended up printing'''''. Unfortunately for Natasha, the sole witness to the supposed "assault"—'''Anthony "Tony" Senecal''', [[Batman|Bruce Wayne]]'s long-time [[Slave|butler]]—ended up telling the whole world that she was full of shit.

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|In 2005, Natasha Stoynoff phoned me, distraught, crying. Said Trump assaulted her. She is telling truth. #natashastoynoff|Paul McLaughlin, lying

|I was her former [[Jism|jlsm]] prof/mentor. She didn't know what to do and wanted advice. She was crying and angry. #natashastoynoff.|Paul McLaughlin, lying

|Natasha/I discussed what to do re Trump. We both thought he would try to destroy her if she charged him. #natashastoynoff|Paul McLaughlin, lying

|It was tough decision but in a he said/she said we believed she would lose. He seemed rather nasty at the time.|Paul McLaughlin, shamelessly defending a nasty woman

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
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{{quote|Why didn't the writer of the twelve year old article in People Magazine mention the "incident" in her story. Because it did not happen!|Trump, on Natasha Stoynoff}}

{{quote|I need to come clean.I lied.I didn't hire Gloria Allred.Her people contacted me.I personally want to end this.IT WAS MADE UP sorry|Summer Zervos, telling the [[truth]]}}

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|No, that never happened. Come on, that’s just bull crap|Anthony Senecal, on Natasha Stoynoff's bullcrap

|Weird how Trump had an uncanny ability to only target Democrats, future Clinton donors and Foundation employees for "sexual assault."|TheRightStuff

|So what are the odds there could be THIS many "victims of Trump's assault" over decades and NOT ONE spoke up? C'mon.|Bill Mitchell

|So these women were too shy to report Trump's "assault" in private to police at the time of the attack, yet they will go on TV now? #smh|Bill Mitchell

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{{quote|Defendant Trump initiated sexual contact with Plaintiff at four different parties. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with Defendant Trump, Defendant Trump tied Plaintiff to a bed, exposed himself to Plaintiff, and then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to stop but with no effect. Defendant Trump responded to Plaintiff’s pleas by violently striking Plaintiff in the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted.|Whateva! Trump does what Trump wants!}}

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{{collapsegallery|Moar Evidence|MoarEvidence|center|<gallery>
File:StoynoffInsane.jpg|Natasha Stoynoff is a batshit insane [[50 Shades of Gay]] fangirl.
File:StoynoffTyson.jpg|She also has a thing for '''''actual rapists''''' such as [[Mike Tyson]].

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File:HuffpostEditors.jpg|Huffpost is known for its editors' non-biased reporting and [[LULZ|diversity]].
File:AllredChanPost.jpg
File:JessicaLeedsConnectTheDots1.jpg
File:JessicaLeedsConnectTheDots2.jpg
File:JessicaLeedsConnectTheDots3.jpg
File:ReedsFamiry.jpg|Her family show clear support for a certain crooked politician and rape-enabler.
File:TruthJew.jpg|Rachel Crooks gets owned by family friend Lona Burnstein{{Jew}}, [[Divide by zero|Jew of Truth]].
File:MyLifeJessica.jpg
File:DNCAntiTrumpScheme.jpg
File:WikileaksTrumpGrope.jpg
File:DNCFakingTrumpAssaults.jpg
File:NooneBelievesMe.jpg|Almost noone (even Hilltards) believes Jill Harth enough to give her money.
File:LeedsThumbsUp.jpg|Wow.
File:BustedHilliary.jpg|Next accuser was paid to lie, obviously.

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== Lying Bitches for Hillary ==

[[File:Hillucifer.jpg|thumb|Satan is proud of Jessica. Satan is proud of all [[Sheep|her children]].]]
[[File:TrumpWithClintonVictims.jpg|thumb|Hillary was butthurt that Trump helped give a voice to [[Bill Clinton|her wife's]] rape victims.]]
[[File:Scandals.jpg|thumb|Why Hillary had to resort to slandering her opponent.]]
[[File:ClintonBullshit.jpg|thumb|How serial-liars attempt to win presidential elections.]]
[[File:ClintonRat.jpg|thumb|The media wants you to think that fake rape is worse than [[Treason|letting 4 Americans die in Benghazi to cover up your illegal arms deals]].]]
[[File:MediaAccordingToHilltards.jpg|thumb|[[Batshit insane|This is what Hilltards actually believe.]]]]
[[File:TrumpLockerRoom.jpg|thumb|According to the MSM, Trump hangs out with [[Brock Turner]], [[Bill Cosby]] and Subway's [[Jared]].]]
[[File:TrumpVictimUnitColbert.jpg|thumb|Is a show that lasts for zero episodes worth watching?]]

Despite the mountain of the evidence showing that Donald Trump was ''the actual victim'', the filthy, Jew-run mainstream media continued to [[Rickroll|roll with]] the "Trump is a sexual predator." narrative in yet another attempt to rig the election for their anointed queen, [[Hillary Clinton|Killary Rotten Cunton]].

{{quote|To the Editor:

I wouldn't be surprised if you received more than a few letters from people (mostly women) about to ''To Have and to Hold, Till Driven Apart'' (Cars section, Oct. 23). I have thought long and hard about how to communicate to my husband, the true alpha male, that his driving is terrible.

I've never had an accident, he says. Yes, but he will make a new lane so he can get ahead of the other cars, he will race through a yellow light, and he will drag-race with the car next to him. Oh, and when the light changes, he absolutely defines the New York minute.

I have said to him: This is not a race. Driving in the left lane is not a God-given right. Pushing through pedestrians to turn is not gentleman-like behavior.

I am lucky. I have a wonderful man as a husband, but he is a fool when he drives.|Jessica Leeds, telling ''The New York Times'' that she hates [[alpha male]]s}}

{{quote|I had a dream and in it, God warned me to speak the truth. He said, judge not lest ye be judged. It is your duty as a mother, as a grandmother, to stop this man's evil empire from spreading and doing more harm to the innocent of the world.|"Jessica Leeds" on Facebook}}

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== Summer Zervos ==

[[File:SummerZervos.jpg|thumb|Summer Zervos, after going through a week's worth of [[meth]] in under an hour.]]

<gallery>
File:SummerEmail.jpg|Summer Zervos in April of 2016.
File:SummerZervosShillary.jpg|Summer Zervos after falsely accusing Trump.
</gallery>

{{quote|The Apprentice loser and Trump “fake rape” accuser Summer Zervos was bribed $500,000 by Democrat fundraiser and lawyer Gloria Allred to make her accusations against Donald Trump, a deal that was shopped around to other ex-Apprentice contestants too, according to anonymous sources familiar with the matter.

GotNews’ source tells us that Zervos’ sexual harassment accusation against Trump is a “completely fabricated hoax.”

Zervos was paid half a million dollars by Gloria Allred, which is being paid out “slowly over time” according to our source.|GotNews, revealing Summer Zervos' annual income}}

{{quote|I am completely shocked and bewildered by my cousin, Summer Zervos, and her press conference today. Ever since she was on The Apprentice she has had nothing but glowing things to say about Mr. Trump.|John Barry, Summer Zervos' cousin}}

{{quote|I have been a lawyer and fighter for justice for 40 years. Those who are responsible for this malicious lie should know that if I find out who they are I will hold them accountable. Those who made up this lie know it is a lie and that is why they are afraid to give their name, and have decided to spread their lie anonymously.|Gloria Allred, attempting to cover her sorry arse}}

<center>{{fv|v2|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>Z654YEj11n4</youtube> <center>'''Summer Zervos gets fired.'''</center>|
<youtube>cOfa_K1GWIk</youtube> <center>'''Mark Dice tears her apart.'''</center>|
}}</center>

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== Jill Harth ==

[[File:JillHarth.jpg|thumb|[[Irony|She sells beauty products.]]]]
[[File:JillAndTrump1.jpg|thumb|Jill Harth, plotting to frame Trump.]]
[[File:JillAndTrump2.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:JillAndTrump3.png|thumb|Definitely not [[asking for it]].]]

{{quote|I also would like to show my support for Donald and his campaign. I am offering my services to do his grooming and get him perfectly camera ready for photos and Hi-Definition TV. I have always been very fond of Donald and I CARE about him as he helped me see the light and get out of the very damaging and abusive relationship I was in. I am so different and much better than I was before.|Jill Harth, thanking Donald Trump for '''''helping her out of an abusive relationship'''''}}

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== Katie Johnson ==

[[File:KatieJohnson5.jpg|thumb|[[Sarcasm|10/10 would bang]]]]
[[File:KatieUnmasked.jpg|thumb|As you can see, our original guess was not that far off.]]
[[File:Katienonymous.jpg|thumb|Katie Johnson, before growing enough balls to show her disgusting face.]]
[[File:DonaldAndIvanka2.jpg|thumb|Why would Trump molest Katie when he could molest Ivanka?]]
[[File:DonaldAndIvanka.jpg|thumb|Spoiler: He wouldn't have.]]

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|Plaintiff was subject to acts of rape, sexual misconduct, criminal sexual acts, sexual abuse, forcible touching, assault, battery, intentional and reckless infliction of emotional distress, duress, false imprisonment, and threats of death and/or serious bodily injury by the Defendants that took place at several parties during the summer months of 1994.|

|Defendant Trump initiated sexual contact with Plaintiff at four different parties. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with Defendant Trump, Defendant Trump tied Plaintiff to a bed, exposed himself to Plaintiff, and then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to stop but with no effect. Defendant Trump responded to Plaintiff’s pleas by violently striking Plaintiff in the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted.|

|Defendant Epstein had sexual contact with Plaintiff at two of the parties. The second sexual encounter with Defendant Epstein took place after Plaintiff had been raped by Defendant Trump. Defendant Epstein forced himself upon Plaintiff and proceeded to rape her anally and vaginally despite her loud pleas to stop. Defendant Epstein then attempted to strike Plaintiff about the head with his closed fists while he angrily screamed at Plaintiff that he, Defendant Epstein, rather than Defendant Trump, should have been the one who took Plaintiff’s virginity, before Plaintiff finally managed to break away from Defendant Epstein.|

|I persuaded the plaintiff to attend a series of parties of Mr. Epstein that took place during the summer of 1994. I told her that, if she would join me at the parties, she would be introduced to people who could get her into the modeling profession and she would be paid for attending.|

|It was at these series of parties that I personally witnessed the Plaintiff being forced to perform various sexual acts with Donald J. Trump and Mr. Epstein. Both Mr. Trump and Mr. Epstein were advised that she was 13 years old. I personally witnessed four sexual encounters that the Plaintiff was forced to have with Mr. Trump during this period, including the fourth of these encounters, where Mr. Trump forcibly raped her despite her please to stop.|

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{{quote|We would have a rapist in the White House. I would feel horrified every single day if I stay in this country.|Katie Johnson, on going back to Africa}}

Oh, and we can't forget to mention the "[[Liar|13-year-old rape victim]]" who took a short break from [[Sob story|sobbing]] about her supposed "abuse" at the hands of Trump and [[Jew|Jeffrey Epstein]] to accuse Trump of committing an even more horrible crime – being a [[racist]] towards [[Muslims]], [[Mexicans]], [[niggers]] and even [[Mock|insulting]] his Jewish [[paedophile]] friend Jeffrey Epstein.

<center>{{fv|v3|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>Jpstc9r_esA</youtube> <center>'''Katie Johnson, telling lies.'''</center>|
<youtube>q9-e2U2KEEQ</youtube> <center>'''Racism is apparently [[No|worse than rape]].'''</center>|
}}</center>

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File:KatieJohnson1.jpg|She's even uglier than we suspected.
File:KatieJohnson2.jpg|If Trump was actually a [[paedo]] he would have chosen Ivanka over this [[dog]].
File:KatieJohnson3.jpg
File:KatieJohnson4.jpg
</Gallery>}}
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== Tiffany Doe ==

[[File:TabooIsAnotherWordForHot.png|thumb|Her name is probably [[Mexican|Maria]].]]

Not content with accusing Donald Trump of racism and rapism, Katie Johnson and "Tiffany Doe" decided to go one step further and suggest that Donald Trump was responsible for the disappearance (and implied murder) of a [[12-year-old girl]] named simply "Maria".

{{quote|I personally witnessed four sexual encounters that the Plaintiff was forced to have with Mr. Trump during this period, including the fourth of these encounters where Mr. Trump forcibly raped her despite her pleas to stop.|"Tiffany Doe"}}

{{quote|I personally witnessed Defendant Trump telling the Plaintiff that she shouldn’t ever say anything if she didn’t want to disappear like the 12-year-old female Maria, and that he was capable of having her whole family killed.|Tiffany Doe, implying that Donald Trump is a child murderer}}

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== Caitlyn Jenner: Buckle Up, Buckaroos! ==

[[File:KarenaVirginia.jpg|thumb|He even groped [[Bruce Jenner]].]]
[[File:Caitlyn_Jenner.jpg|thumb|Karena Virginia, posing for ''Vanity Fair''.]]
[[File:ShameAndDisgust.jpg|thumb|"''I am ashamed and disgusted of my [[penis]].''"]]
[[File:Huffpokarena.png|thumb|Bruce Jenner is a writer for the Huffington Post.]]

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== Jessica Drake: Hookers 4 Hillary ==

[[File:JessicaDrakeAtDaBar.jpg|thumb|Jessica Drake at the bar.]]
[[File:JessicaDrake.jpg|thumb|Jessica Drake, enjoying [[Cum|her dinner]].]]
[[File:ThisPhotoProvesSomething.jpg|thumb|Jessica Drake, wearer of [[problematic]] glasses.]]
[[File:TrumpAndPornWhore.jpg|thumb|This photo proves [[nothing|something]].]]
[[File:Hookers4Hillary.jpg|thumb|What happened after porn star Jessica Drake joined in.]]
[[File:WickedJessica.jpg|thumb|Nice [[Tits|product]] placement.]]
[[File:JessicaDrakeFleshlight.jpg|thumb|[[No|She was traumatized by Trump offering to pay her for sex.]]]]

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== Rachel the Crook ==

[[File:RachelTheCrook.jpg|thumb|Rachel Crooks]]

{{clear}}

== Ninni Laaksonen ==

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== Mindy McGillivray ==

[[File:TouchedByOrangeJesus.jpg|thumb|Touched by Orange Jesus! Hallelujah!]]
[[File:MindyMcGillivrayCriminal1.jpg|thumb|CHILD ABUSER]]
[[File:MindyMcGillivrayCriminal2.jpg|thumb|AND DRUNK DRIVER]]
[[File:TheConcertDidntHappen.jpg|thumb|[[Then who was phone|Then who was concert?]]]]
[[File:MindyBJFace.jpg|thumb|Mindy McGillivray, showing off her cockhole.]]

'''Melinda Rose "Mindy" McGillivray''' is a career criminal whose rap sheet includes arrests for '''''child abuse''''' and drunk driving.

{{quote|Donald just grabbed my ass!|Mindy McGillivray, bragging about shit that never happened}}

{{quote|We feel the backlash of the Trump supporters. It scares us. It intimidates us. We are in fear of our lives.|Mindy McGillivray, discovering that lying has consequences}}

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== Temple Taggart ==

[[File:WilmaFingerdoo.jpg|thumb|Mafinger Wontdo]]

{{quote|Just thought I'd share this for ALL to see...

This morning, I found this message in my inbox (see screenshot). The individual behind the profile was offering to pay me "$75,000" if I would come forward and admit that the "Hillary Campaign" was "behind" my story.

It's completely offensive to me given the fact that someone would assume that I'd be willing to fabricate my story, let alone lie to get gain. Clearly they don't know anything about me or what I stand for.

May this send a clear message to anyone else who might be foolish enough to send me another one of these types of proposals. All the money in the world, if offered, wouldn't be worth it to me in the end.|Temple Taggart McDowell, revealing that Hillary is paying her ''at least 75k''}}

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== Cassandra Searles ==

[[File:CassandraSearlesSexualHarassment.jpg|thumb|Cassandra Searles invades Kevin Jonas' [[safe space]].]]

{{quote|Do y’all remember that one time we had to do our onstage introductions, but this one guy treated us like cattle and made us do it again because we didn’t look him in the eyes? Do you also remember when he then proceeded to have us lined up so he could get a closer look at his property? Oh I forgot to mention that guy will be in the running to become the next President of the United States. I love the idea of having a misogynist as the President. #‎HeWillProbablySueMe ‬‪#‎iHaveWorseStoriesSoComeAtMeBro‬ ‪#‎Drumpf‬.|Cassandra Searles}}

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== Kristin Anderson ==

[[File:KristinBeforeAfter.jpg|thumb|Before and after the [[Botox]] that Hillary Clinton paid for.]]
[[File:KristinAndersonLiarFace.jpg|thumb|If you're going to lie on national television, do not make this face.]]
[[File:KristinAnderson.jpg|thumb|A wedding photographer who is not at all photogenic.]]
[[File:KristinFat.jpg|thumb|Kristin Anderson is fucking fat.]]

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== Cathy Schragis Heller ==

[[File:CathyHellerFugliness.jpg|thumb|You couldn't even pay anyone to rape Cathy Heller.]]
[[File:CathyAndLloyd.jpg|thumb|Lloyd Heller, pondering what his life would be like if he hadn't fucked this beast.]]
[[File:CathyHellerDemocunt.png|thumb|Cathy Heller is a life-long [[democrat|democunt]].]]

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== Jennifer Murphy ==

<center>{{fv|Neenja|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>kgSS1pDkMgQ</youtube> <center>'''I want to be neenja!'''</center>|
<youtube>IFodJZTutUo</youtube> <center>'''Meet Chow.'''</center>|
}}</center>

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== Ivana Trump ==

[[File:TrumpAndAWitch.jpg|thumb|Donald and Ivana.]]

{{quote|On one occasion during 1989, Mr. Trump and I had marital relations in which he behaved very differently toward me than he had during our marriage. As a woman, I felt violated, as the love and tenderness, which he normally exhibited towards me, was absent. I referred to this as a 'rape,' but I do not want my words to be interpreted in a literal or criminal sense.|Ivana Trump, admitting that she '''''lied about being raped'''''}}

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== Lisa Boyne ==

'''Lisa Boyne''' (pronounced: ''[[Boytaur|boy-neigh]]'') was the final "accuser" that Lisa Bloom pulled out of her fat arse prior to [[Armageddon|election day]]. Boyne accused Trump of '''''doing absolutely nothing inappropriate towards her''''' and instead accused dead man named John Casablancas of harassing her while Trump ogled more attractive women than herself and bragged about his sexual history.

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== They'll Rig It For Free ==

[[File:TheyRigItForFree.jpg|thumb|Ted Boutrous and Laurence Tribe's disgusting faces in all of their high-definition glory.]]
[[File:BoutrousEvidence.jpg|thumb|Jew and Cuck: The Animated Series]]

Upon seeing the influx of [[Anita Sarkeesian|damsels in distress]], a pair of "first amendment lawyers" named '''Ted Boustrous''' and '''Laurence Tribe''' decided to score some easy Twitter points by offering to represent any Trump accusers pro bono (a [[Latin]] term meaning "[[He does it for free]]") in the name of defending a woman's right to [[Cunt|slander a man with false rape accusations]].

{{quote|I repeat: I will represent pro bono anyone #Trump sues for exercising their free speech rights. Many other lawyers have offered to join me|Ted Boutrous, referring to [[slander]] as "free speech"}}

{{quote|I feel compelled to offer my services free of charge because I don’t think rich or otherwise powerful characters like Trump should feel free to abuse people, whether women or others, just because they have the money to threaten their victims with high-cost litigation if they dare to speak up and identify their assailants.|Laurence Tribe, tossing Trump's presumption of innocence out the goddamn window}}

== The Trumps Strike Back ==

[[File:MelaniaTrump.png|thumb|Melania Trump]]
[[File:SexyJessica.jpg|thumb|Jessica Leeds]]
[[File:BitchThreatensTrump.jpg|thumb|If you can't prove your accusations then threaten to sue the person you're accusing!]]
[[File:PraiseTrump.jpg|thumb]]

On October 18, 2016, Jessica Leeds decided to do an interview with [[No|reliable]] celebrity news source ''[[TMZ]]'' – yes, '''''that TMZ'''''.

The "interview" consisted of Jessica going full cunt on Melania Trump by comparing her condemnation of Jessica's lies to Hillary Clinton's cover-ups and threats against [[Bill Clinton]]'s ''actual rape victims''.

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|I feel it's terrible Melania is being viewed as sympathetic when Donald is beating up on Hillary for doing the same with Bill.|Jessica Leeds, going for maximum [[cunt]]age

|The wives are in a difficult position if they want to save their marriage. They'll make compromises and accept the good with the bad.|Jessica Leeds, attacking Melania for defending her innocent husband

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
</div>

{{quote|It was all planned. It was all organized from the opposition.|Melania Trump}}

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|Donald Trump went to Gettysburg, one of the most extraordinary places in American history, and basically said if he is president, he will spend his time suing women who have made charges against him based on his behavior.|Hillary Clinton, endorsing Donald Trump for president

|Trump's threat to sue his current accusers is also about intimidating future accusers from coming forward.|Joy Reid, being an MSM whore

|Clinton 50%, Trump 38%. This excludes 11th accuser - and the next roughly 10 accusers coming forward through Allred over next 16 days|(((Mark Russell)), proving that the election is rigged

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== BAWWWWW! ABA CENSORED ME! BAWWWWW!!111 ==

[[File:SusanSeager.jpg|thumb|Susan Seager, "[[Free speech|First Amendment Lawyer]]" and Clinton shill.]]
[[File:AbbaFoil.jpg|thumb|ABBA, prior to "censoring" Susan Seager's libelous article about Trump.]]
[[File:Doubtfire.jpg|thumb|Another photo of the [[Witch|hag]].]]

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|But I did not expect to be censored by the American Bar Association when I tried to publish my study/article, “Donald J. Trump Is a Libel Bully but Also a Libel Loser.”

But that’s what happened last week. The ABA refused to publish my article detailing how Trump and his companies have a history of filing meritless speech-related lawsuits – unless I changed my “tone.”|Susan Seager, being buttmad that ABA is above slandering people

|'''James Dimos''', Deputy Executive Director of the ABA, said in an October 19 email to Lee that the ABA was concerned about being sued by Trump, and uncomfortable with the “tone” and “partisan” nature of my article. The ABA would run my article – but only if key words about Trump were censored.

My catchy and accurate headline, “Donald J. Trump Is a Libel Bully but Also a Libel Loser” would be changed to the bland “Presidential Election Demonstrates Need for anti-SLAPP laws.”|That actually sounds perfectly reasonable, cunt

|My first sentence, “Donald J. Trump is a libel bully” would be replaced by the dull wording, “One of the many interesting facets of this year’s Presidential campaign has been the multiple attacks on the media, the First Amendment, and the judicial system itself by one of the candidates, Donald J. Trump.”

Also on the ABA chopping block: calling a Trump libel suit “the crankiest” and saying Trump “does not understand” libel law and has “zero sense of humor.”|Susan Seager, suggesting that The Donald is [[unfunny]]

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|So a professional organization does not want a biased, unprofessional rant and you actually go on this site and whine about it like a baby? This woman sounds like she is 5 years old. What an entitled jerk and a perfect example of liberals in 2016. "I want to write whatever I want!"|lawdog

|You have no inalienable right to be published by this organization. The tone of the article veers into the unprofessional, at least in the examples you cite.|Faux Real

|Sounds like the ABA did not want to run a biased, politically motivated article.|SteppyJ412

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== Election Rigging Fail ==

[[File:SalonTrumpChart.jpg|thumb|The election according to the [[Netoraserare|cuckfaced]] [[virgins]] at [[Salon]].]]
[[File:Trumpslide.jpg|thumb|Perhaps ''The New York Times'' will change their tune after Trump wins in a landslide.]]
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== Quotes ==

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|If you don't want the negativity then don't lie! I hope he sues your ugly ass off....you ask for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|Beachley E Carolyn, telling it like it is

|When you go low you really go low another corrupt piece of crab. Let me ask you how much were you paid to try to destroy Trump. You will never succeed. You're a sick women who sold your soul to destroy our America shame on you. I could go on and on about you but you're worth my time. Trump/Pence 2016|Terri Cassanelli

|You should have done this 30 years ago, maybe someone would have believed you. I hope you enjoy your Clinton foundation money, when you are really being g assaulted by a woman hating terrorist.|Susan Hilyer Bowen

|I am a survivor of sexual abuse and would of no way waited 40 years to tell my story. This is part of why I believe Jessica Leeds is a liar!|Donna L. Browning

|Truth? you are a liar. If it were true you would have come out about it decades ago or at least in the beginning of Trump's run. How much did they pay you for your soul?|Audrey Frazier

|I am a survivor of abuse and your story doesn't add up, please don't insult my intelligence ......or that of women who were actually abused .....I don't even know what to think of this statement ....are you trying to get rich off of abused victims ...that is as low as low goes...you are disgusting|Kimberly Toupin

|You totally disgust me!! There are woman out there who have ACTUALLY been molested/raped and you are making a complete joke out of what they have been through. You obviously have something to do with the Clinton's since Hillary also likes making jokes out of abused woman! ! Karma will give you exactly what you deserve! ! One more thing you aren't close to Trump's type of woman. If you had any sense you would know that he loves beautiful women!|TaRena Sosinski

|You are sovfull of shit why didn't you call the The stewardess on the plane. And complain. You are just a liar I have no respect for you. Coming out. All this year God will punish look at you. Your ugly now and still ygly|Marcy Zaharakis

|Letting a stranger fondle your boobs for 15 minutes does not make a victim,,,|Elizabeth Stevens

|I'm sure someone on that plane saw what was happening and would have said something even if you didn't. And if it did happen shame on you for saying something now just to make a buck. If it wasn't important enough then to speak out then you should have just kept your mouth shut. Fame and money always bring out the worst in people.|Vicki France

|You are NOT a victim !!! Victims do NOT ACT like you ARE !!!! Obviously you are being paid to ACT the part !!! Shame on you from all of us women that have been a victim !!!!!!!|Lori Lynn

|You really should be ashamed. You are not a victim. You're a Hillary Clinton plant and your story is a huge fabrication. You are not the Trump type! Do the right thing you desperate lady and tell the truth, oh you're a Democrat and telling the truth is something foreign.|Kelley McCune McElroy

|How much were you paid? Your story just doesn't add up. If I had been groped on an airplane, everyone on that plane would have known about it. Why wait for all these years. The timing is just a little to convenient. As Kimberly Toupin says, don't try to insult our intelligence. It is disgusting that you would climb into the gutter with Hillary for profit. Hope you are happy with your 15 minutes of fame.|Nila Dulaney Moore

|Oh what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive!! Enjoy your 15 minutes!!|Kay Winter

|you are a very disgusting person,lying because Clinton's paid.You should drop dead before you get to spend one dime. you.you are an evil person like Hillary.|Maureen Pimentel

|So we know that Bill Clinton raped so to even the field they need to find some paid rape victims? Democrats must think American women are stupid..we know they think we are despicable|Canadee Mika

|Why would anyone put a picture of themselves taken back in 1978 after lying about Mr. Trump putting his hand up her skirt? It is odd. Is she trying to convince us that this happened when she was young and innocent? LOL If Trump had done what she accuses him of other passengers on the plane would have seen what was going on and Ms. Leeds would have reported this to the flight attendant. It is clear that she was paid by Killary to LIE. Sick old woman.|Celeste Dommer

|Hillary and her are eating buddies, I'm not talking food niether|Charlie Bee

|This is such a fraud.. how stupid is this.. and plus she is FLAT CHESTED are you kidding..she looks like a tom boy.. and the truth is on the plane in first class where TRUMP always sat..he sat ALONE by the window That was his desgnated seat. He would never do that in front of the flight attendents... are you kidding. Lady you should be ashamed of yourself.|Ronnie Carpenter Sr.

|If you are compelled to tell the truth Jessica what airlines was it? What was the date? What was the destination? Please provide this information|Renee Schmidt, asking what ''[[Failure|The New York Times]]'' didn't

|Being a grandmother you should set examples,not a sell out to the political crap,may god strike tou down for using his name in vain|Quentin Joseph Jacobs

|As a woman you disgust me. You're a liar and here's why. You claim that mr trump tried to put his hand up your skirt in first class on a plane where if it did happen which. It did not the other passages would have seen it and you would have reported it to the flight attendant. You also would not wait over 30 yrs. to disclose this and just 4 weeks before the election. I'm a woman and I'm voting TRUMP you lying old hag. God will punish you for trying to destroy a mans life. You're filth👎🏼. WOMEN FIR TRUMP🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸|Celeste Dommer

|There is something I don't understand. It would have been OK if him to fondle your breasts? To me, groping is groping. Something doesn't add up.|Suncita M. Ferrer

|Do you know what this does to real rape victims? Peopel are going to get to a point they will never believe nother woman ever...|Susiie Purviance

|Wow !! You didn't mind him touching you on the top part of your body but , minded him
Putting his hand under your skirt ?! Your a lier !!! And guess what the armrest wasn't moveable in the 1980.. Your a lier !! Shane on you !|Robyn Bishop-Willard

|Trump on a flight in 1980's ....36 years ago. I dont believe it..He is not going to ride coach on a damn plane when he owns his own..Damn they cant even come up with a good lie..Good gosh you better repent and tell the truth because the truth will come out. Wikileaks will find it ...We know you slept with Hillary Clinton is why you would except money for lies|Karen S Cantrell

|Jessica Leeds,
As a rape survivor, I wonder why you are just now coming forward right now with these accusation of Trump. If you were really felt violated at that time, you should have stood up when you say this happened no matter who it was. And yes at 32, I did know how hard that was to come forward. I have also seen the destruction it causes when others have told untruths about being assaulted or rape. I also don't understand why you have to create a NEW Facebook page that states you are Whistleblower, which has only four pictures of you and that the page was started October 12, 2016. If you truly believed in what you are doing by coming forward now, you would have know problem showing who you really are! I only hope you are not calling wolf in order to get your 15 minutes of fame as it will only make it worse on others who were really assaulted or raped!|Renee Hunter Johnides

|excuse us if we don't believe your lies - you stated "women just had to put up with abuse back then" - I was a woman "back then" and believe me, if ANYONE did half of what you claim Trump did to you - the WHOLE airplane would have heard from me and he would have walked away bloody and with broken STUFF.......how much are you being paid by the clinton's to spead these lies?|Barbara Hendricks DeVanna

|You are a liar and spit on real rape survivors by your outright LIES!!! You don't wait 35 YEARS after it happened, to come forward. You are a Clinton shill!|Colette Manker

|I am an X-Flight Attendant.....I can assure you that NOTHING like this or even close happened on any airplane! Just what makes you even think that Donald Trump has ever even been on a commercial airline?????....I hope he sues you for every red cent they paid you to say this. Give us the Airline, the date the departure city and destination city.....When I was raped I can tell you everything ...including the exact time and what the weather was .....so lets have it......|Tracie E. Englen

|I cant imagine Trump on a commercial plane when he had is own jets in the early 80s, but anything is possible.Like someone else said, what airline? flight? from what airport to what airport? Not speaking for all Hillary voters, but this scandal is losing some votes for her. I know of three that stood by Hillary this whole time, after this aired they are voting TRUMP!!! Thank you|Tina Companion

|Trump only likes 10s.....two decades ago
You were barely a 2......didn't happen.|Eugene Sant

|I HAVE ONE ??? QUESTION FOR YOU MS..LEEDS AND THAT IS YOUR TELLING THE WORLD,,,YOU WERE SECOND CLASS ON THE PLANE,,,,THEN THE STEWARDESS ASK YOU TO COME UP TO FIRST CLASS AND YOU SAY,,,,YES,,,,AND THEN YOU SIT DOWN AND ALLLLL OF A SUDDEN,,,,SOME GUY NEXT TO YOU GOES CRAZY TRYING TO GRAB YOU,,,,AND NOT ONE,,,,NOT ONE PERSON SEE'S IT OR HEARS YOU,,,HMMMMMMM,,,,WELLL I WOULD NOT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB,,,,YOUR NOT A GOOD ACTRESS OR LIAR,,,,THIS IS WHY AMERICA IS IN THE TROUBLE WE ARE,,,,,EVERYONE IS SUE HAPPPY OR JUST STRAIGHT EVIL,,,,,DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT........GOD BLESS AMERICA AND YE GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU,,,,,PEACE|Mike Childers

|No true sexual assault victim would ever support Hillary. That proves this is false. Nice try. You are doing real victims a disservice. Please never call yourself a feminist again. You disgrace all women.|Donna Kay

|women that truly are abused want to say something to you it would be you are a sick individual as sickening as Hillary and the media that thought this up. idiot...|Tina Taylor

|Compelled to speak... What after 30 years of silence - you are a worthless female - This kind of behavior diminishes women who have actual assault cases - Rot in Hell you ugly spinster|Charlotte Clarke Waterman

|Trump surrounded by babes 40+ yrs, no accusations.
1 mo. before election 10 accusations.
Use your freaking head.|Philip Schuyler

|Like I said, Summer, redeem yourself asap. Trump is a very forgiving person, which is why he gets burned so easily by the Judases in our society. Don't wait until the last moment, it will be in the courts' hands by then regardless of Trump dropping any charges. Learn the system, Gloria can't save you.|Donna Foster

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|We need to keep Trump away from women until we can figure out what the hell is going on.|[[Coincidence Detector|(((Jeff Tiedrich)))]]

|You're so impressive. Watching you now on CNN. And as a man, I'm embarrassed that idiot Trump is too. Though to be honest, I'm not really sure you can call him a man. Not a real one.|Randy Diplock

|Hooray for Jessica Leeds to find the courage to call out DJT as a sexual predator. Her story is believable.|Lee Raskin

|Jessica Leeds is beautiful yesterday and today. Your voice is our voice. Thank you.|Sensible Politics, lying about Jessica Leeds

|Thank you for the courage to come forward. I completely understand why you were silent. In a similar situation for me in 1979 I too said nothing, not even to friends.|John Sherman Mills, wishing that he had been fucked by Trump in 1979

|shame on haters. Hackers are tracing haters address due to come January 2017 Americans will be assassinating Americans.|Audrey Pearl Dunham, on... [[wat]]?

|Your a man and young. You can't imagine. Been there been abused repeatedly. We couldn't say anything because white men ruled the world. They still do.|Kristi Ritson

|I think it's time women of generation speak out about how we've been treated by men. I've been fired a day threatened for speaking out. Thank you Jessica. I knew someone like you was out there somewhere...someone who had been assaulted by Trump. I'm listening to right now on 360. I am so proud of you!|Molly Toth

|If you believe #Trump and not Jessica Leeds, something fundamental is wrong with you.|Steven P. Gregory

|I believe Jessica Leeds, Rachel Crooks, Cassandra Searles and those who haven't or can't come forward. Horrendous.|Jon Beharry

|Jessica Leeds and Rachel Crooks are v v v v v v impressive, brave people.|Jon Schwarz

|Trumpies: Let's pretend some of Trump's accusers are lying. 3. 5. 8. Lets say 11! Know what that means? HE IS STILL A SEXUAL ASSAULTER.|Smartassicus Totalus, believing that [[Fallacious Reasoning|Trump is guilty even if he's innocent]]

|This is simply an attempt by Trump to intimidate those brave women stepping forward. He won't sue, for fear of the discovery process.|Nicholas Kristof

|The 11th Trump Accuser, Jessica Drake, is especially brave, given the attacks she's about to endure. No one wants this kind of attention.|Tanya ‏Greene

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File:TrumpsType.jpg|Trump's actual type in the 70s.
File:TrumpAccuserJynx.jpg|It's [[DBZ|Mr. Popo]]!
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== See Also ==

*[[Old]]
*[[Dyke]]
*[[Stag Party]]
*[[Lemonparty]]
*[[Necrophilia]]
*[[Unrapeable]]
*[[The Donald]]
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[Bill Clinton]]
*[[Bill Cosby]]
*[[2016 Presidential Election]]

== External Links ==

[[File:MakingAmericaGreatAgain.jpg|thumb|Make America Grope Again!]]

'''Social Media Bitch List'''
* <s>{{facebook|jessica.leeds.560|Jessica Leeds}}</s> - LOL BALEETED
* {{facebook|natasha.stoynoff|Natasha Stoynoff}}
* {{facebook|hiimmelinda|Melinda Rose "Mindy" McGillivray}}
* {{facebook|cathy.s.heller.3|Cathy Schragis Heller}}
* {{facebook|templetaggartmcdowell|Temple Taggart McDowell}}
* {{facebook|jill.harth|Jill Harth}}
* {{facebook|karenavirginia|Karena Virginia}}
* {{facebook|crooksrn|Rachel Crooks}}
* {{facebook|kristin.anderson.545|Kristin Anderson}}

'''The "Journalists"'''
* {{twitter|mega2e|Megan Twohey}} - One of the cunty anti-Trump NYT reporters who started this lie.
* {{twitter|mikiebarb|Michael Barbaro}} - Cuck incarnate.
* {{twitter|seagreen55|Susan Seager}} - The "First Amendment Lawyer" who wrote an article libeling Trump.
* {{twitter|GloriaAllred|Gloria Allred}}
** [mailto:Gallred@amglaw.com Gallred@amglaw.com] - Whoria Allred's email.
* {{twitter|LisaBloom|Lisa Bloom}} - lolred's bitch daughter.

'''The Other Bitches'''

* {{archive|eIDO5|Summer Zervos' cries for halp}} - Proof that Allred is now taking hostages.

'''Evidence'''
* {{archive|xyO9g|Podesta Email}} - The so-called evidence that Jessica has the same number as The Clinton Foundation.
* [https://www.mylife.com/jessica-leeds/e96100358136 MyLife Report]
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/trump-block-oceanview-california-residents-article-1.230565 Trump blocked my ocean view!!111] - What a ((([[coincidence]])))!
* [http://altrusanewyorkcity.tripod.com/index.html The Altrusa Club] - lol Tripod
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkM7Tp3IvY LIKE AN OCTOPUS ON LSD]
* [https://www.facebook.com/Jessica-Leeds-277169149349310/ A hilarious Facebook page dedicated to her] - Most of the people who are calling her out are women.

'''Personal Info'''
* {{archive|vs5qo|Jessica Leeds' Dox}} - Courtesy of Whitepages.
** [mailto:jleeds1235@gmail.com jleeds1235@gmail.com] - Jessica Leeds' email.

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User:GirlOnInternet/RPG Elements

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'''RPG Elements''' are what [[game]] [[developers]] add to their lackluster [[First Person Shooter]] to make it appeal to [[Nerds|the ignorant masses]].

== First Person Shooters with RPG Elements ==

* Strife (1996)
* System Shock 2 (1999)
* Daikatana (2000)
* [[Deus Ex]] (2000)
* Deus Ex: Invisible War (2003)
* Deus Ex: Human Revolution (2011)
* Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (2016)
* No One Lives Forever 2: A Spy in H.A.R.M.'s Way (2002)
* [[BioShock]] (2007)
* BioShock 2 (2010)
* BioShock Infinite (2013)
* Prey (2017)
* The Evil Within 2 (2017)
* [[Fallout 3]] (2008)
* Fallout: New Vegas (2010)
* [[Fallout 4]] (2015)
* Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (2004)
* Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2 (TBA)
* [[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.|S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl]] (2007)
* S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky (2008)
* S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat (2009)
* S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chernobyl (2022)
* [[Borderlands]] (2009)
* Borderlands 2 (2012)
* Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel (2014)
* Borderlands 3 (2019)
* Tiny Tina's Wonderlands (2022)
* Far Cry 3 (2012)
* Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon (2013)
* Far Cry 4 (2014)
* Far Cry Primal (2016)
* [[Far Cry 5]] (2018)
* Far Cry: New Dawn (2019)
* Far Cry 6 (2021)
* Far Cry Gaiden 4 (2022/2023)
* Dead Island (2011)
* Dead Island: Riptide (2013)
* Dying Light (2015)
* Dying Light 2: Stay Human (2021)
* Terminator: Resistance (2019)
* RoboCop: Rogue City (2023)
* The Outer Worlds (2019)
* The Outer Worlds 2 (TBA)
* E.Ψ.Ǝ: Divine Cybermancy (2011)
* [[Cyberpunk 2077]] (2020)
* Neuro Hunter (2005)
* Generation Zero (2019)
* We Happy Few (2018)
* Atomic Heart (TBA)

== Other Games with RPG Elements ==

* The Tower of Druaga (1984)
* Gauntlet (1985)
* Kid Icarus (1986)
* Rygar (1987)
* Rambo (1987)
* Bionic Commando (1988)
* Strider (1989)
* Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (1987)
* Assassin's Creed: Origins (2017)
* Assassin's Creed: Odyssey (2018)
* Assassin's Creed: Valhalla (2020)
* [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]] (2004)

== See Also ==

* [[Eurojank]]
* [[Deus Ex]]

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User:GirlOnInternet/Joanna Thangiah

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[[File:JoannaThangiah.jpg|thumb|The [[Hambeast|artist]] herself.]]

'''Joanna Thangiah''' is a [[fat|highly]] [[Feminazi|talented]] artist who draws [[Unfunny|extremely funny]] comics about [[dating]] and [[feminism]].

== See Also ==

* [[SJW]]
* [[Hypebeast]]
* [[Hambeast]]

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User:GirlOnInternet/Item Rarity

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* {{User:GirlOnInternet/ItemRarity|Shit-tier Nigger|shit}}
* {{User:GirlOnInternet/ItemRarity|Uncommon Nigger|unCOMMON}}
* {{User:GirlOnInternet/ItemRarity|Rare Nigger|RarE}}
* {{User:GirlOnInternet/ItemRarity|Epic Nigger|EPIC}}
* {{User:GirlOnInternet/ItemRarity|Legendary Nigger|Legendary}}

* {{User:GirlOnInternet/Supreme|supreme}}

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Eurojank

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'''Eurojank''' is a loosely-defined [[video game]] sub-genre that is generally classified as AA or budget titles that are extremely [[Unrealistic expectations|overambitious]] in scope and rife with game-breaking bugs and glitches. Most games that are classified as "Eurojank" are extremely over-complicated [[GTA|open world]] or [[Castlevania|non-linear]] action [[RPG]]s that are developed in [[Detroit|third world hellholes]] such as [[Poland]], [[Germany]], [[France|Frogistan]], and the [[Soviet Union]].

Eurojank made by [[slavs]] is sometimes referred to as '''Slavclunk''' while Eurojank made by [[Americunts]] is referred to as '''[[Bethesda Softworks]]'''.

== Identifying Eurojank ==

* Is it 3D?
* Are the graphics two or more console generations behind?
* Is it a third-person action RPG or a first-person shooter with tacked on [[RPG elements]] like stat progression and [[perks]]?
* Is the combat extremely clunky and/or obtuse?
* Is it overly ambitious?
* Is it open world or non-linear?
* Do player choices actually have consequences?
* Is the game hard as balls and does it avoid holding your hand?
* If you wander a few feet away from the starting area will you be murdered by level 70 dinosaurs?
* Is the end product a bug-filled mess?
* Can the enemy A.I. or game mechanics be easily exploited to make the game far easier than intended?
* Is there a day/night cycle?
* Is it actually somewhat fun to play?
* Does the voice-acting sound like it was done by homeless people who wanted to make a quick buck?
* Does it have a shit-ton of stupid lore?
* Is it based on a little known series of books by some obscure author that literally [[noone]] has heard of?
* Was it made by an [[ED]] user?

If you answered "yes" to more than half of these questions, then you're probably playing Eurojank.

== List of Eurojank ==

[[File:TwoWorlds.jpg|thumb|250px|Two Worlds was marketed as an Oblivion-killer but ended up being one of the most hilariously broken games of all time.]]

* '''CD Projekt Red''' 🇵🇱
** [[The Witcher]] (2007)
** The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (2011)
** The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015)
** [[Cyberpunk 2077]] (2020)

* '''Larian Studios''' 🇧🇪
** Divinity II: Ego Draconis (2009)

* '''Teyon''' 🇵🇱
** [[Terminator|Terminator: Resistance]] (2019)
** [[RoboCop|RoboCop: Rogue City]] (2023)

* '''TaleWorlds''' 🇹🇷
** Mount & Blade (2008)
** Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord (2020)

* '''Warhorse Studios''' 🇨🇿
** Kingdom Come: Deliverance (2018)

* '''Spiders''' 🇫🇷
** Mars: War Logs (2013)
** Bound by Flame (2014)
** The Technomancer (2016)
** GreedFall (2019)
** SteelRising (2022)

* '''Reality Pump''' 🇵🇱
** Two Worlds (2007)
** Two Worlds II (2010)
** Raven's Cry (2015)
** Two Worlds III (2025/2026)

* '''Techland''' 🇵🇱
** Dead Island (2011)
** Dead Island: Riptide (2013)
** Dying Light (2015)
** Dying Light 2: Stay Human (2022)

* '''Piranha Bytes''' 🇩🇪
** Gothic (2001)
** Gothic 2 (2002)
** Gothic 3 (2006)
** Risen (2009)
** Risen 2: Dark Waters (2012)
** Risen 3: Titan Lords (2014)
** [[Elex]] (2017)
** Elex II (2022)

* '''Spellbound''' 🇩🇪
** ArcaniA: Gothic 4 (2010)

* '''Streum On Studio''' 🇫🇷
** E.Ψ.Ǝ: Divine Cybermancy (2011)

* '''Arkane''' 🇫🇷
** Arx Fatalis (2002)
** Dark Messiah of Might and Magic (2006)

* '''Hello Games''' 🇬🇧
** [[No Man's Sky]] (2016)

* '''GSC Game World''' 🇺🇦
** S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl (2007)
** S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky (2008)
** S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat (2009)
** S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chernobyl (2022)

* '''4A Games''' 🇺🇦
** Metro 2033 (2010)
** Metro Last Light (2013)
** Metro Exodus (2019)

* '''The Farm 51''' 🇵🇱
** Chernobylite (2019)

*'''Ice-Pick Lodge''' 🇷🇺
** Pathologic (2005)
** Pathologic 2 (2019)

* '''Media Art''' 🇷🇺
** Neuro Hunter (2005)

* '''Deck13''' 🇩🇪
** The Surge (2017)
** The Surge 2 (2019)

* '''Black Forest Games''' 🇩🇪
** Fade to Silence (2019)

* '''Systemic Reaction/Avalanche Studios''' 🇸🇪
** Generation Zero (2019)

* '''Experiment 101''' 🇸🇪🦊
** Biomutant (2021)

* '''Gremlin Interactive''' 🇬🇧
** Soulbringer (2000)

* '''Dambuster Studios''' 🇬🇧
** Homefront: The Revolution (2016)
** Dead Island 2 (TBA)

* '''Dontnod''' 🇫🇷
** [[Vampyre|Vampyr]] (2018)

* '''Delphine Software International''' 🇫🇷
** Darkstone: Evil Reigns (1999)

* '''Appeal''' 🇧🇪
** Outcast (1999)
** Outcast: Second Contact (2017)

* '''City Interactive''' 🇵🇱
** Sniper: Art of Victory (2008)
** Sniper: Ghost Warrior (2010)
** Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2 (2013)
** Sniper: Ghost Warrior 3 (2017)
** Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts (2019)
** Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts 2 (2021)

* '''Mandel ArtPlains/Digital Spray Studios''' 🇺🇦
** You Are Empty (2006)

* '''Mundfish''' 🇷🇺
** Atomic Heart (TBA)

* '''Archangel Studios''' 🇷🇸
** Bleak Faith: Forsaken (2021/2022)

== List of Yankjank ==

* '''Bethesda''' 🇺🇸
** The Elder Scrolls: Arena (1994)
** The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall (1996)
** [[Morrowind|The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind]] (2002)
** [[Oblivion|The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]] (2006)
** [[Fallout 3]] (2008)
** [[Skyrim|The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]] (2011)
** [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]] (2015)
** [[Fallout 76]] (2018)
** Starfield (2022)

* '''Troika''' 🇺🇸
** Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (2004)

* <s>'''Hardsuit Labs'''</s> lol fired 🇺🇸
** Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2 (TBA)

* '''Otherside''' 🇺🇸
** Underworld Ascendant (2018)

* '''Terminal Reality''' 🇺🇸
** [[The Walking Dead|The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct]] (2013)

* '''Obsidian''' 🇺🇸
** Alpha Protocol (2010)
** Fallout: New Vegas (2010)
** The Outer Worlds (2019)
** The Outer Worlds 2 (TBA)
** Avowed (TBA)

* '''BioWare''' 🇨🇦
** [[Mass Effect: Andromeda]] (2017)

* '''Compulsion Games''' 🇨🇦
** We Happy Few (2018)

* '''Nine Dots''' 🇨🇦
** Outward (2019)

== List of Japjank ==

[[File:ShadowTower.png|thumb|250px|FromSoftware is known for producing high-quality jank.]]
[[File:MetroidJank.png|thumb|250px|[[Nintendo]]'s [[Metroid]] was made out of 100% jank.]]

* '''FromSoftware''' 🇯🇵
** King's Field (1994)
** King's Field II (1995)
** King's Field III (1996)
** Shadow Tower (1998)
** Sword of Moonlight: King's Field Making Tool (2000)
** Eternal Ring (2000)
** King's Field IV (2001)
** Shadow Tower: Abyss (2003)

* '''Nintendo''' 🇯🇵
** [[Metroid]] (1986)
** Kid Icarus (1986)
** Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (1987)

* '''Konami''' 🇯🇵
** Vampire Killer (1986)
** Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (1987)

* '''SquareSoft''' 🇯🇵
** Parasite Eve (1998)
** Parasite Eve II (1999)
** Vagrant Story (2000)

* '''Pack-In-Video''' 🇯🇵
** Rambo (1987)

* '''Infinity''' 🇯🇵
** The Battle of Olympus (1988)

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== List of Aussiejank ==

* '''Beam Software''' 🇦🇺
** Shadowrun (1993)

== List of Saudisuck ==

* '''Moving Dimensions''' 🐫
** Abo Khashem (2018)

== See Also ==

* [[RPG Elements]]
* [[Bethesda|Amerijank]]

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'''Millenials''' (also known as '''Generation Y'''), are the demographic cohort following [[Generation X]]. Millennials were born in the [[1980s]] and [[1990s]]. They are mostly known as the generation responsible for [[Columbine]], [[Virginia Tech]], [[Britney Spears]], [[Kesha]], [[Lady GaGa]], [[Jonas Brothers]], [[Justin Bieber]], and making most of the [[Old meme|old memes]] of the [[2000s]]. They are infamous for being [[liberalism|entitled]], [[attention whore|narcissistic]], [[capitalism|materialistic]], [[fag|sexually deviant]], [[Rick and Morty|cynical]], [[Buttsecks|hedonistic]], and being severely addicted to technology. Along with most being in their 20s and 30s, many still make minimum wage and are often rarely reproducing '''(save for the shitskin races like [[Niggers]] and [[Spics]] who were smart enough to skip school and just pump cum into white hoes while the white race gets negative net worth with their extended GED.)''', although we have [[Baby Boomer]] economics to blame for this. They came of age around the time [[Jews Did WTC|Jews]] [[9/11|Did WTC]], [[Eric and Dylan]] pulling off the most epic high school prank of all time, and the atrocious presidencies of [[Bill Clinton]], [[W]], and [[Barack Obama]].

==Origins==
[[File:SJWfreaks232.jpg|thumb|right|A randomly selected crop]]
The Millennials are the generation succeeding [[Generation X]]. Demographers and researchers typically use starting date ranging from 1981 to 1996. They typically graduated high school between 1999-2015. They grew up in the the presidencies of George H.W. Bush, [[Bill Clinton]], [[W]], and [[Obama]]; several notable events witnessed were the end of the [[Cold War]], the Gulf War, the [[Los Angeles]] chimpouts, [[Columbine]], Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked by Monica, the [[Internet]] coming out and becoming actually decent (mid 2000s), [[W|A literal monkey]] becoming the most powerful man in the world, [[Obama|another monkey]] taking that throne, the [[Virginia Tech Massacre]], a fuckload of epic memes from [[2006]]~[[2009]], the rise of social media and smartphones, and the creation of a hedonistic, materialistic marxist world filled with drones and smartphone zombies.

Truly, this is a lot to take in; Despite this cohort being only about 15 years, each year produced noticeably different people from their superiors; someone born in 1986 is radically different from the Gen X-Y cross-generational lot born in the early 80s. That being said, this generation truly started going to hell when the kids born in the 90s started to come of age.

==Characteristics By Decade==
For all intents and purposes, lets split this generation into two halves; those born in the 80s, and those born in the 90s;

===1980s===
[[File:2up47xg.jpg|thumb|right|A popular video game in Australia]]
[[File:Digimontrump.jpg|thumb|right|Digimon, a then-popular satanic cartoon.]]
[[File:InternetsFlyBusiness.jpg|thumb|right|Teh intarwebz: always [[Serious Business]] ]]
Millennials born in 1981–1985 graduated in 1999–2002, and still have memories of the Cold War and lived with the fact that they could all be brutally nuked to death at any given moment, depending on whether some jackass [[All your base|set up all us the fucking bomb]]. They will also remember that meme, as they were the fuckers who spammed it everywhere at the turn of the century. They were also paranoid like everyone else, over [[Y2K]] and the 2000 Elections. These people were the first kids on the block to make their own geocities pages, and the last group of teenagers who still had to use porn magazines since the [[internet]] loaded slow as fuck. And if mom or dad answered the phone, their internet cut off while they were in the middle of jacking off to a lame 320x240 image that took 20 seconds to load. They grew up without MMOs like [[World of Warcraft]] to suck away their souls; instead, they had shitty MUDs. [[Doom]] did come out though, so that was pretty ''fly''. Early Millennials will /[[facepalm]] and feel a ''surge'' of nostalgia when I say NEENER NEENER!!! Sike! They also remember a time when you could wear a [[trenchcoat]] to [[School|school]] and not get instantly arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay.

Millennials born in 1985–1990 graduated in 2003–2007, and came of age during the middle and late stages of the reign of terror conducted by the monkey, George W. Bush. They were of voting age by the time Obama took over the 2008 elections with calls of '''[[Unrealistic expectations|Hope]]''' and '''[[money|Change]]'''. These Millennials experienced technology finally becoming good; no longer did they have to live with shitty dial-up speeds, unless they lived in small towns or rural shitholes. They wasted their days on MMOs like [[World of Warcraft]], [[MapleStory]], [[Ragnarok]] and countless other MMOs. They grew up with sites like [[Newgrounds]], and witnessed the creation of Web 2.0, with sites such as [[MySpace]], [[Failbook]], [[YouTube]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], etc; they produced a magical, once-in-a-lifetime experience for the privileged minority who could afford broadband intarwebz. They were teens and tweens when W started the war of terror, which continues to this day. Many of their older brothers, mainly the older Millennials, and some Gen-Xers, were shipped off [[Over 9000]] miles overseas to fight two shitty quagmire wars nobody but retarded republicans wanted. Overall, the 80s Millennials were around to see the world before the chaos of [[9/11]] and the coming [[Marxist]]-[[Matrix]]-[[1984]]-esque world that formed at the beginning of the third millennium.

Those born in the 1980s grew up with lots of awesome cartoons that in retrospect, are cheesy as fuck nowadays. They saw phenomena like [[Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], [[Power Rangers]], [[Digimon]], Saban's [[Marvel]] cartoons, [[Batman]]: The Animated Series, and others explode into popularity; these franchises took over the entire world, causing moral panics upon their parents, who often called them Satanic; much like the retards in the 80s who called [[Dungeons & Dragons]] Devil worshipping activities. They spent most of their days playing the [[NES]], [[SNES]], [[PlayStation]], [[Sega Genesis]], [[Dreamcast]], and [[Nintendo 64]]. They often listened to [[2pac]], [[Eminem]], Backstreet Boys, N Sync, [[Marilyn Manson]], [[Britney Spears]], [[Korn]], [[Limp Bizkit]], [[System Of A Down]], [[Slipknot]], [[Linkin Park]], [[Evanescence]], [[Green Day]], [[Blink 182]], Eiffel 65, among others. The most played games were [[Zelda|The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, A Link To The Past, Majora's Mask]], [[Super Mario|Super Mario 64]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Street Fighter]], KOF, [[Goldeneye 007]], Doom, [[Duke Nukem]], [[Wolfenstein]], Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, [[Metal Gear Solid]], Prince of Persia, [[Metroid]], Twisted Metal, [[Mortal Kombat]], [[Tekken]], Crazy Taxi, Crash Bandicoot, [[Tomb Raider]], [[Hitman]], [[Deus Ex]], [[Spyro]], [[Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy 4~8]], [[Fallout]], [[Starcraft]], [[Warcraft]], [[Overwatch]], [[Halo]], [[Animal Crossing]], [[The Elder Scrolls]], [[Half Life]], [[Little Big Planet]], [[Assassin's Creed]], [[God of War]], [[Uncharted]], [[Team Fortress 2]], [[The Witcher]], etc.

===1990s===
[[File:Obama Joke.jpg|thumb|right|Their president of choice]]
[[File:Trigglypuff-classic.gif|thumb|right|A 95–00 Millennial in the 2010s, being offended.]]
[[File:Dragnotta.jpg|thumb|right|[[Luka Magnotta|Typical millennial male]].]]

Millennials born in 1991–1996 graduated in 2008–2014, and were the last true cohort of the generation, and were some of the first children of [[Generation X]]. Though underage b& when the epic events happening at the turn of the century began, they were the last collective of youth to experience the world before everything entirely went to shit. They are the first to be fully indoctrinated into homosexual leftist marxist brainwashing, being one of the most liberal and idiotic people in the history of the world.

They were the fuckers who helped make the first cancerous memes like [[Over 9000]], [[Mudkips]], [[THIS IS SPARTA]], and all the old memes of the late 2000s. They were some of the first [[Scene]] and [[Emo]] kids. They grew up with [[YouTube]] and social media, and fondly remember when these sites weren't completely dumbed down and shitty. They often got butthurt that their computers couldn't run [[Crysis]]. They tend to be children of [[Generation X|Gen-Xers]] who decided to stop being [[edgy]] and individualist and finally got around to being [[normalfag|normal]] for once. They over-compensated in their parenting ethics, leading to fluffy, weak, confused children.

Only a few children born in this period got to experience games, shows and internet (like FF7, Gargoyles, etc) similar to the content the original millennials experienced. They were most likely introduced to the content by their older siblings or family. Or perhaps they were non-Americans watching reruns on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, and had a Playstation when all their friends had a Playstation 2. However, that doesn't change the fact that they live in a time of hypersensitivity and the internet being flooded by [[Crap|MacBook]] owning SJW normie faggots, and their cancerous and unfunny facebook memes. Among them are the few claiming to have been born in ''[[Faggot|"the wrong generation"]]'' (possibly because they bare no illusions of how fucked their own is) and may or may not be massive [[Hipster|hipster]] cocksuckers who only care about these things to seem cool to people that similarly idolize a time they don't actually have a connection to, i.e "muh nostalgia" (see also: 90s Kids).

They are typically babied and extremely liberal. This is because many of them are the children of other Millennials who got knocked up at super young ages because [[Breeder|babies are just so CUUUTE! OMG I HAVE TO HAVE ONE!!!1!1!]] The remaining few who aren't products of other Millennials actually stemmed from [[1980|80's career women]] who suddenly flew into a panic at being childless at age 50 so they decided to pump a few out ASAP. Due to being old they decided to coddle their crotch spawn as much as possible leading to the [[triggered|easily rattled]] Millennial seen today. Most [[Tumblr|dumblrinas]] are from this age group.

==General Traits==
*No work experience
*Doesn't use 4 year degree
*Not self-sufficient
*Misses phone calls
*Underemployed
*Gets tattoos and virtue signals
*No DIY skills
*Makes his career the most important thing in his life
*Lazy and entitled
*Thinks the world owes them
*Unrealistic goals
*Didn't drive until after college

==Current Situation==
Currently, 99% of all Western Millennials that were born in/between 91-99 have proudly submitted to [[Jeff Bezos|Luciferianism]] and have swallowed the noxious spirits of [[Social Justice| Die-Cis-Scum]]; even the sad, butthurt oldfags from the early 80s have also followed suit.

Despite being in their 20s and 30s, many Millennials have yet to raise kids, if they'll even try to raise up a gen; mainly because they're so sterile from their [[Soy Boy|fluoridated toothpaste and birth control pills]], they obviously [[Nu-male|refuse to get laid]] because raising kids takes tons of time away from their prized UN-Approved doodads, and because America has no real job market, and all the new jobs get taken up by the goddamn baby boomers with dementia, the [[Mexican]] beaners, and the [[Animu|Japanese]]/Korean immigrants.

It doesn't help that almost a whopping 101% of all Gen Y women are narcissistic, prideful, hypersexual whores who often cheat on their autistic soyboy partners, and usually only put out for alpha douchebags like Chad and become living sex robots, instead of the [[Nu-male|nu-male]] pussies they've become. Millennials are THE most perverted generation on record. ''THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS! (other than the upcoming Gen-Z tards who all got Soro's shots and SEVERE atismu from them...)''

Degenerate sexual acts like [[Fellatio]], [[Buttsecks|Anal Sex]], and even sick-fuck territory like [[Rimjobs]], [[BDSM]], and [[Yiff|Furry Porn]] are already (or yet to be) fully accepted, celebrated by their street-pooping [[beaner]] friends at [[Chipotle]]'s WiFi Corner, and are common practices. They often have sex on the first date, and have kids out of wedlock. Many often date single swamp-dyke mothers and raise ''other men's kids'' stolen from Idaho's child sanctuaries.

A majority of Millennial women have performed fellatio or taken it up the ass. Statistically speaking, 70% of high school girls have already shamelessly performed oral sex (Often by [[37]] mixed-race dudes; sometimes, even in a row), and in many areas (such as Commiefornia, Lousy-Anna, and [[Soros|Alex Soro's New Fork]]), up to 40% have tried anal. It is of NO surprise that they become the very horrible manic cucktard mothers you saw on late 2010's [[Netflix]].

It is ''not uncommon'' to find 4 year olds dressing like hookers, pedos, or pervs! The schools that Mill-Gen-Z fags attend have a common scenery of girls wearing yoga pants or even just micro-mini skirts / shorts, and see-through Sodomite clothing.

ALL Millennials are retarded [[cucks]] who can't work ([[Fact|since there's no real job market in America]]) and voted en-masse for [[Bernie Sanders]]. They are extremely entitled, [[ugly]], pessimistic, mentally ill, narcissistic, simple-minded, egotistical, [[pride|prideful]], manic, addicted to technology (smartphone zombies), [[SJW]], [[LGBT]] [[race-mixing]], [[Antifa]], [[NWO|One-World-Dictatorship-Supporting]], [[Fast Food|SAD-Diet-Devouring Cunts]] - ''the list goes on.''

Because they are cogs in the machine and have nothing better to do. Hence why most left wing memes tend to suck, because they are office workers drained from their 9-5 while the right winger either works in a trade making $50hr or lives in the basement with mommy both of which are more productive than attending a Marxist institution.

Before getting in debt they never ask themselves "Do you like work? Do you like school? Do you like indentured servitude?" instead they will be distracted by politics, vidya, and more and be unable to focus on the things that matter. Thus rendering a vast majority of them into cogs in the machine because they are mediocre people and they have no value.

Would an employer want to hire a college kid who used FAFSA using permission of their dumb parents? Hell no. They would want a debt ridden person who has been demoralized and wants to kill himself over 30k that can never be paid off over a person who is not even attending high school. They do not have a car, they do not have a home. They were made to be slaves to corporate America. They were told that any degree is a good degree because in the eyes of the boomer, they want everyone to be company man which is not for everyone and also most company related jobs don't pay as much as they used to. Wages are stagnant because companies want to cut costs. Companies are niggers who have nigger behavior. All liberal arts degrees are thinly vailed clones of business administration and only lead to jobs in corporate America where you work as an office worker giving coffee to your boss working a low wage. The boomers who get paid well either are pencil pushers or getting paid to put people out of work and have no soul and think that any job is a good job.

They are the first to (as a majority) join the marxist-fascist-communist [[conspiracy]] to destroy every state of America, in order to implement a nationwide [[Soros]] and [[United Nations]] police state, and implement [[Communism|communistic]] government and ideologies/theologies into every family and training centre, but only because they are wage-slaves with nothing better to do and are dronies.

They are greatly known for being extremely [[Politically Correct]]; they are so infantile that they will physically assault you with their stinky, chimp-like fists for even looking at their green-dyed hair or DARING to challenge their millitant UN dictatorship agenda. In [[College]], the sad old folks with Dementia created pre-K style [[Safe Spaces]], which are stocked with play-dope, friggin' baby TV and baby teething toys, and implemented Trigger warnings inside (and now outside) of college. They also created faggotry like "microaggressions", ''hundreds'' of fake genders, they're promoting full-blown Orwellian-style censorship, '''with violent action(s) to be physically deployed against their political opponents by the [[Freemason]] Deep State''', etc.

Millennials are the least moral generation on record. Instead of praising the revealed Hebrew god, they worship Kardashians, [[Illuminati|Luciferianism/Satanism]], [[North Korea|Silicon Valley's deadly doodads,]] and degeneracy.

A majority of Millennials have tried [[Weed]], [[race-mixing]] and [[sex change|gender reassignment surgery]], and often act like [[Hippies]] who think they're cool because they rot what little of their rotten brains they have left!

When the smartphone revolution occurred, the collective IQ of the generation sharply plummeted. Music went from tolerable ([[Eminem]]-era) to complete garbage. Millennials communicate via Big Brother apps like [[Facebook]], [[Instagram]], and [[Messenger]]; applications which require little brainpower and even encourage degenerate "art" forms, like Flat Design, Minimalism, Abstract-ism, and other degenerate art forms.

The result is that Millennials now possess attention spans on par with [[Pink Guy Disease]] sufferers. They make TERRIBLE employees, always needing to be congratulated or thanked for dressing up like a stoned Kyari-Pamyu-Pamyu impostor, and are always fucking SLACKING OFF ON SNAPCHAT/INSTAGRAM/GOD KNOWS WHAT OTHER APPS THEY'RE DEPLOYING AGAINST THEMSELVES!!!!!!! Mainly due to having student debt whereas the NEET with autism is slacking off having a vacation.

But we can't fire these shitheads, it'd destroy what little of an economy we got left! So we keep hiring Beaners and Japanese game show hosts to run our dying stores.

Here's a scary thought for you: '''There are 75 million of these motherfuckers in America.''' <s>They're going to '''rule our country''' in ''20 years''.</s> Nope, they will end up in nursing homes and die off for having no real work ethic and student loan debt.

Why doesn't Trump have any plans to deploy real (and we mean REAL) nuclear weaponry against this horrifying defected de-generation?

==Millennial Mindset==
Most Millennials' parents are those of the [[Baby Boomer]] generation; the worst generation on record, notable for stripping the planet of it's resources, destabilizing western civilization (via promoting [[Feminism]], [[Egalitarianism]], [[Marxism]], etc) permanently ruining the [[American]] economy, along with countless other ills. It should come as no surprise that the Baby Boomers would fuck up parenting as well, and Millennials serve as a prime example of this proposition. The following chart shows the cause and effect of numerous common techniques utilized by the Boomer collective.
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! Cause
! Effect
|-
| "You can do/be anything you want!"
| [[Unwarranted Self Importance]]
|-
| Pick a "safe" job
| Become mentally ill and commit suicide
|-
| (Endless heaps of undeserved praise)
| See Above.
|-
| (Rewarding them trophies for everything)
| See Above.
|-
| "Sex is bad and will kill you!"
| Significant Teen Pregnancy hikes
|-
| Be Your Own Boss
| Entitlement and Wantrepreneur ideas
|-
| [[Concerned Mother|Helicopter Parenting]]
| Paranoid, submissive sissified youth.
|-
| [[Lazy|"Free Range Parenting"]]
| Undisciplined, douchebag youth.
|-
| "You are a [[Retard|special]] person!"
| (Thinks the world owes them everything)
|-
| "Just b urself!"
| Entitled, easily triggered shitheads
|-
| "Be a NEET!"
| Go on 4chan, laugh at wagies, support minimalism.
|-
| Go to college and get a good job
| Not work thus being underemployed
|-
| Work harder
| Realize your work ethic is shit and give up
|-
| Get a starter job
| Spend 4 years in college bitching about being jobless
|-
| "Get connections"
| Bang doors to every HR lady and then go homeless
|-
| "Pull up your bootstraps"
| "I want the Soviet Union to return"
|-
| "You will own nothing"
| Try to own everything and FAIL at it
|-
| [[Divorce]], neglect, abuse, etc
| Teen [[Suicide]], [[Depression]], [[Drug]] use, etc.
|}

==How a Millennial Gets a Job==
*Step 0: Go to college, waste 4-6 years, and listen to evil boomer parents about connections.
*Step 1: Bang on Doors
*Step 2: Volunteer or bitch about needing volunteer work
*Step 3: Bang on More Doors, still don't get job
*Step 4: Get an intern with a Marxist shit scummy company associated with the school
*Step 5: Bitch about how College is worthless
*Step 6: Enjoy your shit barista / office job.
*Step 7: Watch the interest go up as you are no longer motivated to work.
*Step 8: Kick and Scream
*Step 9 (Optional): Commit Suicide

==Quotes==

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|They're too weak to have sex and reproducing at a third of the rate of immigrants who make baby boomers seem like..erm...millennials...?! What I'm saying is: Millennials won't leave a legacy of their own. The next generation will continue to show their tolerance, peace and acceptance of homosexuals, women and people who don't agree with Islam.
|Youtuber, 'RattyB75'

|Things to thank the Baby Boomers for: political correctness, rabid consumerism, direct-to-consumer drug advertising (aka a nation of pill poppers), suburbia, affirmative action, radical feminism, the war on drugs, Christian fundamentalism, allowed deindustrialization (buy all your stuff from China), never adopting the metric system, popularizing fast food in favor of traditional cooking, global policing.
|Anon

|I destroyed a couple of these shit face millennials at work today! I told them to put their cell phones away and pay fucking attention at their job! This isn't time for fucking Facebook at work! They were written up quickly and dealt with severely... they will be fired next week if they keep up this behavior.
|Proper biz admin techniques.

|Millennials, Also known as the "Snowflake Generation". This is the generation that were brought up in a world stuffed full of PC correctness with umpteen amounts of laws to protect the little darlings from any kind of negativity that may hurt their delicate feelings. They have no idea how to have a proper debate unless you totally 100% agree with what they think is right because they were taught from an early age that losing or feeling rejected is not an option. They want everything now instead of working hard for it and they cry when something is not free! They moan they can't afford to buy a little house yet they nearly all have cars, expensive Smart phones with expensive tariffs to say nothing of the music and TV subscriptions. They lack empathy for anyone less fortunate than themselves. They hate democracy, and have no compassion for their country.
|Nunsweepit421, a boomer boss going bald

|Tbh The older generations complain about us because we're supposedly lazy. Do you know how hard it is to find a job with a crap education system, Banks that are literally legal loan sharks, and the shitty economy. You wanna know what the cause of these problems? YOU POS BABY BOOMERS! You literally made it impossible for young and impressionable minds to start etching out a living. To say that we are entitled is the biggest lie I've ever heard in my life besides George Bush(Baby boomer and war criminal) saying there were WMDs in Iran.
|Babby Boomers did WTC

|As someone who's too depressed to work and too poor to get medication that would stabilize me, and still saddled with something like 40k worth of student loan debt I'll never pay from a shitty "college" that tricked me, I really hate that people around me--my parents in particular--see me as an entitled millenial as opposed to a victim of a shitty system their generation created.
|Millennial victim speaks out

| I worked as a bag boy at 14 and yet these 22 year old losers think they can walk right in never work and demand high salaries as manger roles. Talk about entitled.
| A zoomer trashing at future college kid mcwagies

| It's not the Jews, it's not the patriarchy, it's not the capitalist class, it's not the Mexicans, it's not that you don't know Spanish. The reason we are not hiring you is because you spent 150 units in school for a worthless certificate. Go KILL YOURSLEF!!!
| A hiring manager laughing at a dumb millennial

| *Bangs head over debt. HAVING A JOB IS ENTITLEMENT!!! HAVING A JOB IS ENTITLEMENT!!! HAVING A JOB IS ENTITLEMENT!!! I got my soybeard, I got soylent. I got soylent. I got soybeard growing. I got a soybeard. I got soylents. Hands gun and kills himself.
| A retard banging his head over student loans

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==Musical Taste==
Early Millennials still existed in a time when an occasional [[Lie|good]] song was released:

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|<youtube>FC3y9llDXuM</youtube> <center>'''Wheatus'''</center>
|<youtube>DZ8PfXOV1fU</youtube> <center>'''Eiffel 65'''</center>
|<youtube>4aeETEoNfOg</youtube> <center>'''Smashing Pumpkins'''</center>
|<youtube>NUTGr5t3MoY</youtube> <center>'''Green Day'''</center>
|<youtube>40V9_1PMUGM</youtube> <center>'''The Offspring'''</center>
|<youtube>2MRdtXWcgIw</youtube> <center>'''Blink 182'''</center>
|<youtube>jRGrNDV2mKc</youtube> <center>'''Korn'''</center>
|<youtube>Dn8vzTsnPps</youtube> <center>'''Limp Bizkit'''</center>
|<youtube>4qlCC1GOwFw</youtube> <center>'''Linkin Park'''</center>
|<youtube>j0lSpNtjPM8</youtube> <center>'''Papa Roach'''</center>
|<youtube>CSvFpBOe8eY</youtube> <center>'''System Of A Down'''</center>
|<youtube>CdhqVtpR2ts</youtube> <center>'''Evanescence'''</center>
|<youtube>EAwWPadFsOA</youtube> <center>'''Mortal Kombat'''</center>
|<youtube>sNPnbI1arSE</youtube> <center>'''[[Eminem]]'''</center>
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|}

==Videos==

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|<youtube>jPwTTLMRaVA</youtube> <center>'''[[Mark Dice]] interviews the lot'''</center>
|<youtube>M4IjTUxZORE</youtube> <center>'''Notice the pessimistic sarcastic snarky-ness.'''</center>
|<youtube>Sz0o9clVQu8</youtube> <center>'''Workplace Training'''</center>
|<youtube>i-fEc_c-zEU</youtube> <center>'''Bimbo rants on her kind'''</center>
|<youtube>vftIGU8-uqs</youtube> <center>'''Millennials as a music video'''</center>
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==Gallery==

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File:Tdy lauer phenomenon 050217.275w.jpg|A generic Millennial; 2004.
File:Warcrap.jpg|Responsible for destroying millions of Millennial's minds.
File:Columbineinternet.jpg|Starting off the generation with a BANG!
File:Millenialpess.png|A millennial, expressing his pessimistic loathing of society.
File:Jeffweiseshot.jpg|A millennial, shortly before committing [[Mass Murder]] because people weren't nice to him.
File:Anwinner.jpg|Best thing a Millennial can do.
File:Angry german kid vs numa numa.jpg|Millennial reaction to someone with a different opinion.
File:Millennialbaby.jpg|Millennials pay upwards of around $1,000 per session to act like preschoolers again.
File:Nanothecat.jpeg|Many of them are [[Otherkin]].
File:Sjwmillennials.jpg|If they get [[Triggered]], they might just go to the [[United Nations]] to bitch about it.
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File:You cant do that on the internet.jpg|Um, I'm reporting you to the cops, bigoted nazi FACIST!!11
File:Whiteprivilege.jpg|One of many entitled, privileged Millennials slacking off all day.
File:Corey worthington.jpg|Entitled, self absorbed douchebag.
File:Avgn angryjoe spoonyone.jpg|Middle aged, and not reproducing.
File:Lego piece rage.jpg|Well into adulthood and still playing with toys.
File:Theylivemlp.jpg|And [[MLP|Watching little girl's shows]].
File:TumblrThirdWorldPrivilege.jpg|A generic female of this generation, spouting her beliefs.
File:MillennialParent.jpg|Millennials make excellent parents and welfare recipients! Just like black people.
File:Millennial.jpg|A typical millennial man.
File:Dragnotta.jpg|[[Luka Magnotta|And another.]]
File:Crowdofleftists.jpg|Crowd of millennial leftists
File:Womensex.jpg|A typical millennial woman, the morning after having sex.
File:Millennialsex.jpg|Generic millennial girl with a super-skrillex shave
File:Millennialfreakssss.jpeg|Millennials are known for hypersexualtiy.
File:MillennialfatassSJW.jpg|And for being morbidly obese SJW freaks
File:MillennialsVSBoomers.jpg|Millennials vs Boomers
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==Fun Facts==
[[File:Millennial22faggot.jpg|thumb|All the estrogen hormones the government put in the water and food supply transformed men into these fragile fruitcakes. Next, they'll dump testosterone into foodstuffs targeted at little girls and tween girls to turn them into hairy-chested bull dykes. Don't allow these sadistic FUCKS to ruin you too and stay away from soy infested areas.]]
*Millennials are untalented assholes responsible for Web 2.0, Flat Design, Modern Abstract Art, Minimalism, Pastel Colors, and [[Silicon Valley]].
*Millennials have invented over 9000 different genders and sexual identities. They're also allowed to maul anyone who calls them by the wrong pronouns.
*Millennials idolize and leach everything off from 3 countries: [[Japan]], [[Mexico]] and [[South Korea]]. They LOVE animu faggotry, pocky, korean BBQ and everything from the nearby land of illegal immigrant nazis.
*Millennials have no DIY skills and work shitty office jobs. These jobs consist of bald aging football obessed retards who exploit you for a living and fire you as soon as they hire you to get a vacation.
*The [[Soviet Union|best country on Earth]] had a zero percent unemployment rate and everyone who died there [[Sarcasm|deserved their deaths for bad mouthing a government that gave everyone FREE SHIT.]] Meanwhile America breeds multiple generations of scum who belong in nursing homes.
*Ironically, Japanese imperialism/capitalism, as well as Japanese culture and its other success goes against ALMOST EVERYTHING that leftard millennials believe in. For instance, Japan values hard work and respect of citizens, while millennial dirtbags believe in pure item consumption (without working real jobs) and disrespecting outsiders of their leftard tribes.
*All millennials hate America and all western countries except those glorified by the subversive liberal media. They hate it for opposing agonizing transgender SRS 'treatments', opposing feminism, [[liberalism|and allowing bibles in their leftist schools]]...
*Millennials, however, love crappy, inferior states, like [[Louisiana]], [[Oregon]], [[Mississippi]], and [[California]].
*They think getting to level 60 in World of Warcraft, [[abortion|clubbin' their unborn babies]], or speaking crudely-written Japanese like an autistic kid who's still learning to write are life accomplishments.
*Almost all Millennials who "learn Japanese" are too hasty to read REAL japanese learning books, like Essential Kanji or anything by THE excellent Japanese learning author (named Eriko Sato.)
*Millennials who learn Korean do so by listening to subversive infantile K-Pop on PooTube, instead of real Korean learning books.
*The females have sucked [[37]] real dicks and 500 strawberry [[pocky]] sticks by the age of 15.
*The males have licked [[22]] virtual weenies on subversive pornography websites, filled with [[Kardashian]] chicks who are actually drags.
*They don't think twice about consequences of their actions. They're all leftist robots with the [[LeftChip]] implanted into their peewee brains.
*They can't keep a job for more than 3 years, unless it's at [[starbucks]] or a mexican restaurant filled with illegals who haven't showered in weeks.
*Speaking of working at starbucks, who's going to clean up the turds on the pavement outside on the building's sidewalk?
*They watch Japanese, Korean and mexican children's shows for Christ's sake!
*Almost no true millennial is a fan of American cartoon style anime/manga, like Doraemon, cause of its roots in American cultural values.
*And they don't know that anime/manga/Japanese video games (that they shell out with their parents' welfare tugboats) wouldn't even exist without Japan gaining inspiration from American culture to make anime/manga/Japanese video games.
*Millennials have invented over 9000 new EngRish words and have disregarded real English linguistics. That's why there's almost no good new books being made anymore.
*Millennials have degraded American culture and arts SO much, they want to make every yankee dependent on Japan and Korea for any new good work of art.
*Millennial art is hyper-modern junk based on Mexican/Honduran abstract art junk that belongs in a septic tank.
*They just won't have kids! Except the niggers, spics, feminists and transgender faggots.
*in 2021, all major U.S. cities will be dominated by Californians, [[feminists]], [[transgenders]], [[spics]], and [[muslims]], and civil whites will become endangered (and in constant danger of being killed by those damn spictards!).
*They didn't bring me my goddamn coffee, but instead gave me a fugly, sugary [[unicorn]] shake! Diabeetus and gangrene foot amputee blood in a cup!
*They're in '''$1,000,000,000,000.00+''' of student loan{{Jew}} debt from their useless degrees, as ''THERE'S NO JOB MARKET IN AMERICA.'' They could move their butts over to China as architects or Zambia as surgeons, but are too afraid to work real jobs outside of Etsy and Patreon.
*The problem isn't that people are getting liberal arts degrees, the problem is that the jobs themselves are bad and are exploitive. Most colleges prepare you to be a box ticker.
*For an actual good degree like Electrical Engineering, you will likely be homeless for 1-2 years deferring the loan payments and then get a decent job as only 25% of grads actually work in engineering. That is if you didn't think you were entitled to a six figure job, then in this case you will likely work as a barista watching your pathetic barista salary gets chopped off until you work 4 years and get applying.
*California is the cheapest state for education and yet people are shitting on the streets of San Francisco. This proves how bad the job market is.
*On average, they have over '''$50,000''' of debt
*20% of them are unemployed and see every form of work as third-world slavery.
*99.9% of them cant go 5 minutes without those damn <s>cell</s>smartphones gobblin' up their neurons!
*69% of them voted for [[Obama|King Nigger]]; 9001% felt the [[Bernie Sanders|Bern]]
*99.9% of them are turning America into a real-life Mad Max dystopia (in the eyes of boomers)!
*100% of them should [[Kill Yourself|kill themselves]] or take a nice trip to Unit 731, where they can be dissected alive by Japanese surgeons for bioterrorism research (whilst being afflicted with anthrax.)

==Notable Millennials==
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*[[Andrew Dobson]]
*[[Chris-Chan]]
*[[Dan Cilley]]
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[John Enter]]
*[[Bourg Productions]]
*[[KiwiNull]]
*[[Cho Seung Hui]]
*[[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez]]
*[[Likeicare]]
*5 out of 6 members of the J-Pop Group SixTONES
*Most members of BTS
*[[Zoe Quinn]]
*[[Eric Harris]] and [[Dylan Klebold]]
*Most EDiots

==See Also==
*[[Baby Boomers]] - Their parents. Pay 30k-100k to work for neo-conversative boomers to yell at you.
*[[Generation X]] - Their older brothers
*[[Generation Z]] - Their children
*[[Gen Alpha]] - Their younger children.
*[[College|Business Major]] - NEVER EVER GO TO A SHIT-TIER BUSINESS SCHOOL.
*[[Hipster]] - The vast majority of Millennials today.
*[[Generation Snowflake]]
*[[Goth]] - A faggy clique that peaked with the Millennial generation.
*[[Emo]] - an even faggier clique that peaked with 1990~1992 births.
*[[Scene]] - Even queerer than before! Peaked in 2006~2008, with 1994~1996 births.
*[[Mental illness]] - Up to 69% of Millennials have one.
*[[Homosexuality]] - A mental disease affecting 1 out of 5 Millennials.
*[[Social Justice]] - They serve as foot soldiers of the social justice militia.
*[[Antifa]] - A domestic terrorist group composed mostly by Millennials.
*[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] - suffered by half of them.

==External Links==
* {{Archive|8u5a4|I’m a millennial and my generation sucks}}
* {{Archive|9uezD|Why Millennials Suck!!}}
* {{Archive|IlgOv|Are Millennials As Stupid As We Think They Are?}}
* {{Archive|IMtGu|7 Reasons Millennials Are The Worst Generation}}
* {{Archive|L8eVu|74 Of The Most Interesting Facts About Millennials}}
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Jehovah's Witnesses

2024-07-04T06:19:34Z

Hypeshot: Hypeshot moved page Jehovah's Witnesses to Jehovah's Witnesses is a faggot cult that should cease to exist

'''Jehovah's Witnesses''' is a would be [[Christian]] denomination (Read: [[cult]]) created [[At least 100 years ago|130 years ago]] whose main exports include failed Doomsday predictions, pedophiles and annoying cunts that interrupt your fapping session in order to talk about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|God, created according to Jehovah's Witnesses World.]] They will trick you into joining their fake, shitty [[Circlejerk|church]] & you will leave your family. Then when you croak you will leave all your dough to this cult/occult.

== History ==

Approximately three [[at least 100 years ago|three thousand years ago]], a [[pedophile|pastor]] named Russel, was [[raped|enlightened]] by some kind of spirit. Russel decided that [[no|everyone]] deserved to learn the absolute [[bullshit|truth]]. With a legion of [[gay|loyal]] followers, Russel began spreading his [[shit no one cares about|teachings]]. As with any cult, a doomsday date was necessary to reel in more [[idiots|followers]]. The year that was selected was 1914. Russel, being a Zionist, grabbed this date reading the pyramids. Jehovah's Witnesses don't know this nor do they want to. When the day came and [[lol|nobody went to heaven]], instead of leaving the cult, Russell's followers decided that the appropriate course of action would be to continue their tradition of waking [[you|losers]] up in the morning to talk about God. Only a minority of follow came to their senses and left the cult. After Russell's death, his [[sub|assistant]] Rutherford came to power. Rutherford was hellbent on proving himself to be even more [[batshit insane]] than Russel. He succeeded. Among his teachings was that in 1925, [[lolwut|three long dead prophets/kings would rise from the dead]]. Going so far as to build a luxurious mansion in anticipation of their return. When the zombies didn't come, Rutherford [[did it for the lulz|lived in the mansion]] himself. Jehovah's Witnesses don't know this nor do they want to. Meanwhile, Rutherford continued pushing his followers to annoy people more than door to door salesmen and [[Mormons]]. He succeeded. After Rutherford's death, his lackeys continued making up pointless rules to keep their followers [[gay|in check]]. [[At least 100 years ago|Around the 70s]], the higher ups decided that another doomsday prophecy was needed to promote furthers conversions. This left many Witnesses looking forward to the end of the world and the death of everyone not like [[hypocrites|them]]. Some were moronic enough to [[wtf|sell their houses, live in cars, and preach until 1975]]. When the date came and went, many Witnesses were rightfully [[butthurt|pissed off]] and [[ragequit|left the cult]]. Current Jehovah's Witnesses don't know this nor do they want to. Notice a pattern [[retard|here]]? As of late it has come to the attention of the higher ups that some of the [[faggots|fine young men]] working in the cult compound are [[virgins|fucking pillows]]. This resulted in the production of a video in which an old [[whitey]] babbled on about [[fapping]] and the dangers of [[homosexuality]]. Many [[lulz]] ensued.

== Big Brother is Watching ==

Jehova's Witnesses get their teaching from a group known as the Watch Tower Society based in [[Jew York]], not the Bible as they like to claim. According to the organization, they are never wrong and their word is literally on par with God's, and disputing even a single teaching by the Governing Body gets you expelled and shunned for the rest of days. Witnesses go through a process of [[brainwashing]] by the "Elders", where they are taught that independent thinking was created by the [[Devil]] and that the Society can do no wrong. They are also expected to follow [[Amish]]-tier morality codes with a detailed list of "serious sins" which are guaranteed [[Banned|permabans]] from the cult (These include inane shit like boxing, celebrating birthdays, voting on political elections, or joining the military). After someone is banned, every Jehovah's Witness is instructed to stop speaking with said person and dissasociate in every manner possible ([[Scientology|Sounds familiar?]]), leading to said person getting kicked out of the family and being thrown ass first into the outside world which promptly leads to them becoming [[an hero]] as all of them know fuck all about the outside world before getting caught mid-[[blowjob]] and being expelled.

Jehova's Witnesses are also well known for barring the members from donating blood or recieving potentially life-saving blood transfusions. They back this up via shaky-at-best biblical interpretations and magazine articles where they claim that recieving a blood transfusion [[Lolwut|gives you sexual perversions and a desire to steal and commit murder]]

== Scams ==
=== Pyramid Selling ===
JW's was originally simple pyramid-selling scam.

Heaven, according to them, has a good section (celestial heaven) and a cheap section (telestial heaven). [[You]] want to go to the good section, right? Well, to do that you will have to be a good "witness". But what's that? It's simple: witnessing is when you hand out literature printed by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. That's what witnessing actually is. These books tell other people that they too must hand out literature printed by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society, &ct.

You have to buy this literature with real actual money. But it is provided at cost price --- HAHAHA! Fuck, no. They printed shitty newsprint tracts with free labor and sold them at insane prices to the faithful. The society gets a cut, and the local bishop gets a cut. And any poor fool who noticed that you could get a palletload of these done for a tenth of the price swiftly got smacked down with a copyright lawsuit and being disfellowshipped.

But, no-one reads anymore, and real estate is far more profitable.
=== Real Estate ===
WBTS encourages JWs to build kingdom halls, so that Jesus has somewhere to take a crap when he returns to earth and does the circuit. WBTS will give you a loan to build a Kingdom Hall, but it has to be built using one of their floorplans, which all look oddly like commercial office space and not like a hall at all. The faithful apply to local councils to get prize packets of land set aside for churches, and set themselves to building. And they almost invariably go broke. WBTS, wiping crocodile tears from its eyes, is forced to repo the building which was built for free, on a packet of land that you cannot get for love or money unless you are building a church, and sell or rent them as commercial offices for millions.

== Kiddy Diddling ==

As a very close and very shut-in group of Christians, it surprises no one when it attracts [[pedophiles]] like flies to shit. Since at least two witnesses are required in order for a Witness to be expelled, kiddy diddlers can rest easy as a single kid speaking up is never enough to get them the boot. In the cases where someone within the organization accuses someone else of [[rape]], they are generally mandated to stay quiet and not report the incident to the police in order to save themselves the embarrasment of admitting that their congregation is a haven for kidfuckers.

[https://www.businesspost.ie/news/failure-bear-witness-401306 Two Elders are removed from their position for reporting a pedophile to the police.]

== Doomsday predictions ==

With a number of fuckups rivaling that of [[Nibiru]], the Witnesses have predicted the Second Coming not one, not two but [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|SIX]] times. These predictions include:

* 1878: The end of the "harvest" and the beginning of God's exercise of power.
* 1881: Revised date after the 1878 deadline was reached.
* 1914: The beginning of Jesus' reign on earth. According to the Watchtower Society, this actually happened and we just never realized.
* 1925: Where the patriarchs would rise from the dead Romero-style.
* 1975: The ACTUAL Day of Armageddon. When nothing happened, the Society simply denied the prophecy ever existed.

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