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<div style="background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px;" class="notice metadata" id="dispute">This page is a '''[[Palestine|WARZONE]]''' — It is highly unlikely that there are [[lulz]] between the e-bullets, but seasoned [[Special:Listadmins|Æ veterans]] can be expected to clean it up once the [[retard]]ed participants stop their [[edit war|editing]]... Ironic, ain't it?</div>

[[Image:Israel flag.gif|thumb|left|Israel's new flag]]
[[Image:Palestinian_flag.jpg|thumb|[[Gazarooster|The new Palestinian flag]].]]
[[Image:Gaza by Kooskia.jpg|thumb|Gaza [[furry]] convention under attack]]

The Gaza War is a mating ritual where Muzzie terrorist fanbois shoot combustible dildos over Israel, signaling to the IDF that its time to jam their delicious, rock hard, cut kosher manmeat up their collective asses. Since [[last Thursday]] the [[Arabs]] in the [[Palestine|Gaza Strip]] have been shooting [[dongcopter|rockets]] into [[Israel]] because the [[Jews]] have been [[Pool's Closed|blockading]] the [[Palestine|region]] to stop the [[Arabs]] A) from shooting said [[Dongcopter|rockets]] and/or B) getting [[food]]. It all came to a head when the [[Jews]] got bored of a temporary cease fire and decided to [[Gay_rape|surprise buttsecks]] the Arabs and [[In the ass|violated]] the region, [[I Am In Your Base Killing Your D00ds|killing about everyone]]. Seizing the opportunity, the Hamas camelfucker brigade decided to shoot their shitty fireworks, putting on a show for their muslim brothas so they placate them as anheroes. In return, they would keep receiving handouts from the richer Ay-rab oil countries, so they wouldn't have to get off their lazy sandnigger asses to do something remotely productive, Allah forbid. Much butthurt and BAWWWWWWW ensued and like with every [[Dramatic|tragic]] event in the news lately, as did the lulz.
[[Image:Simpleclear.gif|thumb|300px|right|Hamas propaganda poster]]

==How it all began==
[[Image:Awesome3.jpg|right|thumb|What the [[Americunts|Americans]] think of the whole thing]]
[[Image:Ganfart.jpg|right|thumb|God's chosen people protect teh [[turd|country]] ]]
If you attend public school, you may not be aware why the joooz and the Chickpea people are fighting over such a shitty sandbox in the first place. Well, towards the end of WWII, Churchill, Stalin, Hitler and Satan were all thinking "OMGWTFBBW what are we going to do with all of these Jews?" Rather than say, intergrate them into their societies, they decided to dump them all in their "ancestral homeland" or something. Well it turns out that when you do not live in a location for over a thousand years, other [[aborigines|people]] have a tendency to mosey on down and squat indefinitely. But seeing as these "other people" who setup shop were Muslims as well as dirty sandniggers, nobody really gave a damn as they'd probably only use the land to manufacture hummus and goat shit.

Since the only thing more annoying than living with Jews is looking at Arabs, the Allies helped the Jews [[Awesome|establish a state with as little input from the people currently living there as possible]]! And so commenced the 20th century's greatest trolling attempt, Israel.

<center><youtube>j61ktUeDDuo</youtube> [[Israel]] explaining [[final_solution|why they must finish off the Palestinians.]] [[Irony|Ironically]] in this apparently [[shit|very detailed and precise video]], they forgot to mention the fact that they imposed a blockade on Gaza which left the [[Arabs]] starving and dying of a shitload of diseases. How cute!</center>

==Why so hilarious?==
[[Image:Hamas rally.jpg|right|thumb|Hamas showing their love of [[lulz]]]]

In its efforts to spread [[Ruination|peace and democracy]] throughout the Middle East, the [[United States]] thought it would be a [[lolwut|good idea]] to let [[Muslims|people who uniformly despise Israel]] hold elections to choose who should lead them. This resulted in [[Epic Fail]] as the Palestinians overwhelmingly elected the [[Terrorist|evildoers]] of Hamas in a [[Epic Win|landslide]] victory. As [[AIDS|democracy]] and [[Cancer|freedom]] rang throughout the West Bank and Gaza, [[George Bush|Bush]] and [[Israel]] initiated a desperate effort to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]], and when this too failed, began to [[BAWW]] about [[Propaganda|how bad the future for the Palestinians will be under Hamas]].

[[TL;DR]] Hamas [[pwnt|won]] and nobody could say [[shit]] about it.

For awhile, all was calm until 2007 when Hamas decided to [[rape]] the Palestinian Authority's [[fatass|Fatah]] party and [[GTFO|kicked them out]] of Gaza. It then proceeded to [[troll]] [[Israel]] with bottle rockets and blockade breaking, which is pretty [[lame|weak ass]] shit as these rockets were about as dangerous as [[dongcopter]]s. When asked why they were continuing to [[spam]] [[Israel]] with ineffectual rocket attacks, Hamas leaders simply stated that they were doing it for the [[lulz]]. Unfortunately for Hamas though, Israel likes lulz too, and bombed Gaza back. Eventually, [[Redneck|Jimmy Carter]] went over and met with [[OM_NOM_NOM_NOM|Ham]]-ass terrorists, and tried to negotiate a cease-fire with Israel. Hamas pretended to keep their end of the deal while secretly digging tunnels into Israel in order to capture a soldier and exchange him for terrorists in Israeli rapehouses. Too bad for them, Israel found out all about it. First, it sent some infantry and tanks and bulldozers to launch a [[Surprise sex|surprise raid]] into Gaza, where they destroyed a tunnel and pwnt a terrorist. Hamas was not too happy, so they launched some mortars at the Jew invaders, but then Israeli jets bombed the mortar positions and blew up five more terrorists. Bawwww.

Hamas then began firing rockets into Israel again, which Israel responded to by bombing Gaza and killing one, that's right, [[meh|just one]] pesky Shitslamist. Then, Hamas tried to raid Israel again, but IDF soldiers caught them trying to blow up the Israel-Gaza [[Mexico|border fence]], and killed three of them. But those pesky rockets would not stop, and since Israel's mission is [[hugbox|to make Jews safe]], it decided to attack Gaza and just [[Mortal_Kombat|finish them]] off.

Thus began their 2 week mission to kill [[Over 9000|as many]] Palestinian's as they can with [[Kill it with fire|white napalm]], or at least smash as many windows as possible.

To avoid any confusion, when Israel gets accused of [[genocide|war crimes]] when the bullets finally stop flying, [http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aqhXg9VD8v6o&refer=home the Jews sent a battalion of lawyers] into Gaza, since that's like a mitzvah or some shit.

==And the shit began to roll==
[[Image:Gaza_Rooster_in_Action.gif|center|400px]]
[[Image:Camels_truck.jpg|right|thumb|Hamas rushed reinforcements to the front lines]]
[[Image:Godzillagaza.jpg|right|thumb|What the western media refuses to show you]]

In response to Hamas’ [[faggotry]], Israel decided the best course of action was to begin an [[epic]] bombing of Gaza in the hopes of [[Unrealistic_expectations|killing all the Muslims once and for all]]. Cue the drama.

Israeli planes, gunboats, and artillery guns began [[In_the_ass|pounding]] Gaza, killing hundreds of Hamas fighters and human shields. Hamas stole all the aid Israel sent into Gaza for themselves, and did not help civilians or even let them flee, choosing instead to [[Attention_whore|record civvie suffering for world sympathy]]. All of the carnage and destruction was replayed over and over again, as Jews who also died did not deserve attention anyway. The Israeli Navy also used their advanced missile boats to sink the entire Hamas navy (just a couple of rustbucket boats, no achievement there). Hamas reacted to the bombings by lobbing off more of their rockets and mortars, forgetting that they were the cause of this shit in the first place. They killed three civilians and a soldier, and hoped that Israel would now be [[HA_HA_HA,_OH_WOW|scared out of invading Gaza]]. [[Iran]] tried to join in on the fun and get more weapons into Gaza by organizing a convoy to head from [[Sudan]] to Gaza filled with all kinds of [[BadDragon|fun toys]] for Hamas, but surprise surprise! [[Mossad|Israel knew all about it]], and sent a bunch of planes to bomb the fuck out of it, destroying all the weapons and killing everyone in it, including some Iranian [[faggot|Revolutionary Guard]]s, causing major bawwwing in Sudan. Awesome.

[[Image:Gazababy.jpg|right|thumb| Palestinian man shows off a traditional Arab dish, baby deep fried in White Phosphorus]]

==Gaza gets raeped==

Concerned that they were not killing the [[Muslims]] fast enough, the Jews decided that they should deploy infantry after turning Gaza into a smoking [[goatse|crater]]. They zerg rushed Hamas, leaving behind a pile of jizz stained corpses. [[lulz|Tragically, the IDF lost four soldiers to friendly fire]], in a way very similar to what US troops [[stealing|liberating]] <s>Kuwait and Iraq</s> oil experienced. In fact, many Hamas faggots from their super-special [[Special forces|Qassam Brigades]] ran the fuck away as IDF tanks rumbled in.

== International reactions ==

This caused all the [[liberals]] in [[Europe]] to [[BAWW]] about the [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|humanitarian crisis in Gaza brought on by the war]]. All the while the [[Americunts]] entered a state of pure bliss as more and more [[collateral_damage|Palestinians]] got [[permabanned]]. Upon hearing of the outbreak of war, the entire American nation immediately grabbed their 3 liter bottles of soda, an extra large bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and sat down in front of the TV to watch the [[Jews]] kill [[Arabs]]. Heeding the will of its people, the [[cunt|US Government]] once more provided cover for [[Israel]] at the [[UN]] in the hopes that the [[Jews]] will be able to push the body count even higher.

The Arab world reacted with its usual [[Rage|calm approach to things]]. [[France]] immediately demanded that both sides surrender, and when it became clear they would not, offered to do it themselves. France formalized its surrender to [[Israel]] both Israel and Hamas just to be on the safe side, and the French president visited Jerusalem and Gaza City to negotiate the final terms. The [[UN]] immediately [[fail|failed]] to pass a resolution demanding immediate talks aimed at passing a resolution to discuss the crisis. This was, of course, accompanied by a non-stop barrage of liberal Hamas [[fantards]] on CNN and MSNBC begging the Jews to crawl back into the ovens.

Except [[Foxnews|FOX News]]. They provided [[bullshit|poignant news analysis]] explaining how the IDF was [[Rip and Tear|showing care and restraint]].

<center><youtube>SgwhfsE5_fg</youtube> [[Jews]] do a [[terrorist]] truck.</center>

== El Fin ==

[[Image:Epic-fail-guy-dance.gif|thumb|Hamas militant seen celebrating Hamas' declaration of victory]]

<strike>Israel has declared a unilateral cease-fire in the fighting in Gaza beginning at 2 a.m. Sunday (7 p.m. ET Saturday), Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said.</strike>

Disregard that, it lasted about a week before the war was back on, and remains so to this day.

{{morphquote|mqtest2|background-color: lightgrey; width: 80%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|"We can say that the conditions have been brought about that enable us to say that the aims that we laid down for the operation have been completely achieved."|Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert ,speaking from the Hamas Leader's bed.
|"If foes decide to continue to fight against us, then we will be ready and we shall consider ourselves justified in replying."|Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, speaking from the right side of afore-mentioned bed.
|"In the name of Allah, the merciful and [[drugs|most high]], we successfully flattened the tire of a Zionist humvee, praise Allah. The Zionists should be warned that they have one week to flee Gaza or else, god willing, we shall flatten the other three tires on the humvee and attempt to blow it up with our horribly inaccurate RPG's".|Supreme Leader Of Hamas.
}}

For its part, Israel said any effort to disrupt the ceasefire from now until [[catnarok|doomsday]] on the part of Hamas will mean a resumption of hostilities. For now though, [[IS_IT_CAN_BE_HUGS_TIEM_NOW_PLEES%3F|there is peace]]. But will it [[no|hold]]?

Israel said that it won because of the massive assrape it gave to Gaza, because it advanced deep into Gaza and Hamas couldn't do shit about it, and because only 13 Jews died, 4 of them accidentally [[self_pwn|killed by other Jews]]. Hamas said it won because it still could shoot off some rustbucket rockets at Israel by the end of the war, because not ''every one'' of them was killed and not ''everything'' was destroyed, and because people who already hated Jews now hated Jews more. Those are funny kinds of victory, don't you think?

==TL;DR==
[[Image:Zonistsdefending.jpg|thumb|right| Jew defending [[israel|Jerusalem]] from [[catnarok|destruction]] by sandnigger hordes]]
[[Last Thursday|A long time ago]] [[Jesus]] conquered Israel using his army of [[Christians|idiots]]. Skip 5 years and [[Hitler|God]] kills most of the [[Jews]] in what was later dubbed the [[lolocaust]]. Following this [[Epic Fail|near triumph]], the "West" decided to implement a [[Final Solution|better solution]] and dump all the [[Jews]] in a country surrounded by [[Muslims|other people nobody cares about]] who hate their guts more than us. This plan backfired when some of the [[jews|dirty rats]] infiltrated [[America]] and started selling the [[Jews]] [[1337|1337 h4x]] that made the Arab hate [[US|you]]. This all generated many [[lulz]] such as [[9/11]] but also many [[anti-lulz]] such as [[Israel|the continued existence of those backstabbing assfucks]].

So to summarize, [[the game|you just lost the game]].

== Front Row Seats ==

Not content with just [[old media|watching CNN and reading news articles]] about this little [[Cat fight|lovers quarrel]]? Want a little something [[MOAR]]? Well how about a front row seat to the action? Well that would be [[stupid]], you would get hit by a rocket or some other [[AIDS|Jew/Arab shit]]. Even better, now you can get all the violence of [[war]] right from you comfort and safety of your own home. Here are a bunch of links to various cameras streaming footage of the [[sandbox]] everyone seems so concerned with:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/gaza-attack

http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?ai=264&ar=Live01 (border)

http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?ai=264&ar=Live04 (border)

Although by now all the fun is far from over.

== Aftermath ==

Gaza has been decimated. The lives of many Islamic terrorists have been lost. But don't worry. There is still ample opportunity for double-standards and satire to be applied widely.

[[Image:Jew Double Standard.png|center|Leftist propaganda poster.]]
<center>Maybe when Jihadi's start wearing military uniforms, their victims can called 'casualties of war' too.</center>

== Awww, shucks, Gaza, you're welcome. ==

In an odd twist of fate some towelheads will be thanking Israel for this one. Not publicly, of course:

<youtube>7_OGhj43GAE</youtube>

==The Palestinain kids==

HAMAS teaches the Palestinian children about peace only.
<youtube>eTGbP55HGi8</youtube>
[[Israel]]i soldiers are so cruel! They dance the Palestinians to death:
<youtube>l0asum8CR4E</youtube>

==PROFIT!!1!==

Relax.
Those 1300 Gazans didn't die in [[fail|vain]].
Their deaths paved the way to an entire 11minutes of online Flash! game entertainment for you to [[FAP|enjoy]].

<center>[[Image:Raidgaza.jpg|300px]] Now you too can partake in the lulz of perpetuating warcrimes!</center>

<center>[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476393 Click here and do it for the lulz.]</center>

==Gallery==
{{cg|Visual Records|GazaGallery|center|<gallery>

Image:Where_is_allah.png|Where is your [[God]] now?
Image:Martyrmouse.gif
Image:Prepareforcrush.jpg
Image:Hamaswhy.jpg|keep crying, nobody cares
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Godhatespalestine.jpg|THE HIVE CLUSTER IS UNDER ATTACK
Image:Palestinian_Heads_Will_Roll.jpg|Tastes like chicken
Image:Gazababy.jpg|It IS chicken!
Image:Richard_The_Rooster2.jpg|[[Gazarooster|Richard Al'Gaza]], Hamas mastermind
Image:Warcrimes.jpg
Image:Hamasshield.gif
Image:Need_new_shield.jpg|I needs a new one, this one broke!
Image:Terrorist_bus.jpg|What the [[Jews]] think they are fighting
Image:Gaza_swimming.jpg|How [[Latuff|Retarded Brazilians]] see things. Notice the Asian butler? That's the Secretary General of the United Nations
Image:Napalm_Girl_From_Vietnam_War.jpg|The above brings back such [[vietnam|sweet memories]]
File:Legohamas.jpg|[[LEGO]] edition
Image:QuassamRockets_HowTo.jpg|Don't try this at home, kids!
Image:Peacedance.png
Image:Uglykids.jpg‎| <s>Notice the enthusiasm</s> Fail, that's from the Lebanese War.
Image:Butthurt hamas.jpg‎|[[dick neck|Jellyous]] much.
Image:Hamas_wedding.jpg|Wedding of <s>hamas</s> palestinian men with fake-brides, [http://gimmetruth.wordpress.com/2010/02/22/analysis-child-marriage-lie-in-gaza-debunked-raises-serious-issues-of-racism/ unfortunately not pedophilia].
</gallery>}}

== See Also ==

* [[Gaza Flotilla]]
* [[Collateral damage]]
* [[South Ossetia]] Another lulzy conflict
* [[Gazarooster|Richard Al'Gaza]], leader of Hamas in the Gaza Strip.
* [[Israel]] & [[Palestine]]

== External links ==

* [http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?ai=386&ar=NanaTV01&dr=02:30:00%20-%202k%20 Live web stream]
* {{Archive|WbC2t|Hamas naval commandos arrest dolphin who 'spied for Israel'}}

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== LEGIT Q ==

Do you have the pic that's like "What's all this racket..." [blah blah blah] "...it's VAPORWAVE dad..." [blah blah blah] "This is just slowed down Diana Ross faggot" [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 18:39, 25 June 2014 (EDT)

== [[Vaporwave]] ==

I [[Talk:Vaporwave|thought]] we were gonna use this for the [[Portal:Music/Featured_Article|Music Portal]]? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm not seein' any lulz or e-drama in this article, and last time I checked that's the criteria for a front page Article of the Now on ED.  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 07:21, 24 July 2014 (EDT)
:The [[Portal:Music/Featured_Article|Music Portal]] don't get any meaningful traffic and looking at the pageviews there is apparently interest in [[Vaporwave]]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 02:44, 25 July 2014 (EDT)
:i never at anytime suggested to use it on a portal. 
:{{greentext|> I'm not seein' any lulz or e-drama}} 
:1) its not my fault you dont get ironic satire. u prob think lil b and the onion are serious/true. 2)this site covers memes and internet phenommna too and vaporwave could be classified as both, seeing as it is an internet subculture on its own, and a genre. figgot. <nowiki>>:^(</nowiki>--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 01:13, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

::The only portal (befittingly) at the bottom of that article is Music, and that's exactly where it got featured. If you can get the boss's permission to allow ED's image to be sacrificed in favor of promoting your favorite obscure music genre, lmk and we'll feature it as AOTN. Otherwise I'm gonna continue doing my job of overseeing the main page.  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 01:39, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

{{quote|1=We don't restore incorrectly set AOTNs by "user request" because said user is in yer circle jerk, dude. People are interested in an *ED article* about Vaporwave, not one that jerks its peen. Don't try to make it sound like yer actions were anything but you helping out yer online friend, and don't let these "friendships" cause ya to forget what ED is about. I won't waste my time getting into an edit war over it, so finish the fuckin' job and add a timeline to the end of [[Vaporwave]] and complete the one for [[Clarence]]. Like ya said back when we used to IRC, you and I are nothing alike.|2=[https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=User_talk%3ASchnookums&action=historysubmit&diff=659105&oldid=657779 Sickpuppy]}}

He must be trolling us because there is no way he could be taking an AOTN so seriously. Also didn't you ask Meepsheep to restore that page but he was away? I saw your request hours later and took care of it. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 04:22, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

:Yes of course you can set it as AOTN, don't take shit from anyone. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 17:20, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

::{{like|[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]}} 01:17, 27 July 2014 (EDT)

== featured article ==

lol rip{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 18:06, 24 July 2014 (EDT)

== RE:user request ==

I've restored [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 4, 2014|Article of the Now/August 4]]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 02:38, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

== k ==

Still put them on talk page,right?--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 00:21, 29 September 2014 (EDT)

== re:yo ==

You can message me in IRC. I'm just leveling a druid for the upcoming World of Warcraft expansion but I am not going anywhere. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 12:12, 29 September 2014 (EDT)

==Query==
Do you disagree with any criticism of Phil or are you just doing some kind of ad hominem revert. I want to know if you plan to do this based on content or if you plan to revert all my edits. [[File:TI.jpg|15px|link=User talk:T]] 01:52, 26 November 2014 (EST)

== Site Notice ==

I'll put it up, tell me verbatim how you want it to go--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 22:03, 3 December 2014 (EST)

== yes hello ==

what exactly is your problem now? --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 16:04, 13 December 2014 (EST)

== please elaborate ==

Get back to me and elaborate more on that. All i got was that someone has a pic (?) On you. I can't have people threatening or blackmailing my staff and even if u don't coke back it would help out future staff, not to mention me and ed in general. Get back to me please and give me a please with the whole story so i can fix whatever the problem is so it doesn't happen again. You were a valued member of this website and if someone is pulling some shit like i think they are pulling i want to know. Please hit me back and let me know. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 18:33, 14 December 2014 (EST)

== Thanks for those corrections in [[Pigchan]] ==

My grammar sucks donkey balls :( --[[User:LmaoZedong|LmaoZedong]] 27th January 2015

== How do I apply for an EDitor? ==

I noticed you left that comment on my page, and I was just wondering. --[[User:MAjOrA|MAjOrA]] Febuary 14, 11:32 AM

== Afrofag ==

Did you happen to see what [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Video_of_the_Now/February_20,_2015|your hero]] recently did?
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 [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]  [[File:Information_icon.png|20px|link=User:Vermin/Disclaimer]] 11:12, 19 February 2015 (EST)
yeah, he thought she was a heckler, and didnt realize she was a female. not the first time he's attacked a fan who climbed on stage. he threw some guy off stage in december, but it didn't make news bc the person he threw off was MALE. he's seeking rehab for his anxiety, tho imo its pobably the weed paranoia. besides its a well known fact that you dont climb on stage at a concert. ironically, i logged in to post his apology as a VOTN lol.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:10, 20 February 2015 (EST)

:Lol, nice. Someone at work had told me this had happened before I read about it on EDF. When I heard Afroman, I immediately thought of you and your VOTNs. [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]  [[File:Information_icon.png|20px|link=User:Vermin/Disclaimer]] 13:33, 20 February 2015 (EST)

== liar ==

I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)

== liar ==

I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)

== Patlalrique‎ ==

would you QOTN that? thx [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 18:54, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

== Miyazaki Article ==

Regarding the article, naturally any about cartoons or anime will have a gallery of rule 34. I uploaded the "safe" ones, but seeing as most of Ghibli's films' protagonists are 14 and under, I was just wondering if uploading 34 of them would be inadvisable. --[[User:Cloudsoda|Cloudsoda]] 02:19, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

== dildomail ==

hi: drop me a line and i will send you a temp password which will then need to be changed at the webmail interface at mail.dildomail.com, or have Meepsheep drop me a line if you can't. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 18:06, 17 July 2015 (EDT)
*or, pm me on IRC after i'm done smokin a cig. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:40, 19 July 2015 (EDT)

== Sysop ==

Congrats nigga. [[File:LKCustomSig.jpg|25px|link=User:LulzKiller]] ([[User talk:LulzKiller|talk]]) 13:43, 23 November 2015 (EST)
:He's had admin before, but he took some time off. {{user:NKO/sig}} 13:57, 23 November 2015 (EST)
::Congrats, dude! You deserve it (apparently again:)! - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 19:33, 27 November 2015 (EST)

== VOTN ==

Remember to add videos to the [[VOTN]] page when you add one to a date kthx. I'm assuming you just forgot, cuz you should know that by now. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 20:48, 28 November 2015 (EST)
::sorry, i just forgot.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 19:19, 29 November 2015 (EST)

== Bans ==

{{quote|(show/hide) 18:46, November 27, 2015 CrackRabbit ræped Lolyunohavgudsoftware with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) ‎ (STOP FUCKING ADDING CATEGORIES FOR EVERY PIC, STOP MAKING NEW USELESS CATEGORIES) }}
 
Talk to someone if you have a problem with what they are doing, don't just ban our most active users for stupid shit. This is why you keep losing ur ops. And also consult with me, hal, ilovejesus69 or schnookums before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 02:32, 29 November 2015 (EST)

{{quote|before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group}}

: if someone is a regular user and they contribute on a regular basis or have been around for a while, please consult with us anyways. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 05:52, 29 November 2015 (EST)

*Did I offend you? You have only been editing one day a month since I said this to you. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 10:53, 25 January 2017 (EST)
:no? idk why you would think that... havent had as much time to edit as i used to, and my computer wasnt working. got a new macbook so now ill be editing moar.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:08, 25 January 2017 (EST)
::Ah ok, just making sure. I drove a few people off a couple/few months ago after I quit drinking and broke up with adezero. My brain is confusing people apparently lol. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 11:21, 25 January 2017 (EST)

==Why Are You Taking Out The Placeholders==
I'm working on that right now, digging through hundreds of articles is slow though, it's taking me a couple hours to find each one. --[[User:Spiders|Spiders]] 22:05, 8 March 2016 (EST)
::no need for placeholders on a mainspace article really... if it causes u 2 sperg out so bad, use the <nowiki></nowiki> markup shit so that ppl reading the article dont have to see a bunch of unrelated non-content.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 22:16, 8 March 2016 (EST)

Mainspace article? LOL WUT, 18 hours ago it was a random stub with one paragraph about some random animoo shit. I'm literally working on this right now, I am actually in the direct process of editing the stub and turning it into an actual article. It's like you're reversing someone's edits as they're in the process of editing an article. LOL Why don't you do something constructive and help me find the FaceBook link to the Star Wars toy break dance article. Or go screen cap one of the Kanye "Twitter updates" (preferably one of them that has funny comments). Seriously do you know how many shit articles Wired craps out in a day? Trying to find a specific piece of polished turd within the mountain of crap isn't easy. You could add some more text too. --[[User:Spiders|Spiders]] 22:44, 8 March 2016 (EST)

: [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=CrackRabbit this] should find something better to do than bother [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=Spiders this] person. he can use all the placeholders he wants i don't care. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 09:27, 9 March 2016 (EST)

== Tomoko ==

I see you must like her, Watamote is an interesting anime, but I don't see her connection to America. Surely, if anything, Captain America would fit in. Tomoko is Japanese... technically. [[User:Anoned|Anoned]] 03:25, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

== Portals ==

Hey, I don't mean to be rude but you forgot to add [[Gab.ai]] to the Social Media featured article archive (I did it for you), try to remember next time. [[User:Wonka's Wild Willy|OOMPA LOOMPA ]][[User Talk:Wonka's Wild Willy| WORK FACTORY]] 12:46, 30 January 2017 (EST)

== New Right==
TL;DR Sibin flushed it, because he hates kebab. {{archive|ahrVp|There only exists this shitty archive}} 
But it is so bad, you shouldn't use anything from it. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 15:42, 11 February 2017 (EST)

== Hi ==
{{approve4|contributing stuff}}

keep writing more shit for ED man -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 16:27, 16 February 2017 (EST)

== u SUCK ==

<nowiki>:3</nowiki> [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:The best girl there ever was.png|25px]] 01:43, 3 March 2017 (EST)

== cl0r0x ==

You give Clorox back to me right now you motherfucker. Her and I should have had children now. Also, "asexual" isn't even a thing you jerkoff douchebag. _ [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 22:02, 30 April 2017 (EDT)
:Um yeah, sorry, I have delusions now and then. Basically what I told you on Twitter. Sorry, dude. - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 16:35, 1 May 2017 (EDT)

== Can you protect all Mr.Enter related articles? ==

These dickriders have been going insane, so maybe protecting the articles will probably make them give up and cry in the corner like a bitchy baby. --[[User:Niglord|Monkey Lord]] [[User talk:Niglord|heil me]] [[file:Crackhead_nigga.png|40px|link=Special:Contributions/Niglord]] 16:56, 30 March 2020 (UTC)

== [[AmericanDad86]] ==
Could you look at deleting this shitty attack article? It's about some random-ass obscure nignog who was on Wikipedia for a couple months and reads like autistic sperging because it is. [[User:2nd Go|2nd Go]] ([[User talk:2nd Go|talk]]) 17:56, 8 May 2020 (UTC)
:You made an account just to tell us to delete this article. It will stay up. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] [[User talk:Zagan|(talk)]] 19:42, 9 May 2020 (UTC)

== thumbnails ==

why are you uploading thumbnails of these pics? arent the full images available from the 2017 archive?-[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] ([[User talk:Boudica|talk]]) 05:59, 7 July 2020 (UTC)

==hello==
Thanks for helping out with GPK, got a few days free now so intend to get more done myself; going to take a look at 'video nasty' but I seem to remember it being a pain in the arse formatting the first time around, the images are all easily replaced though. [[User:MJ3.0|MJ3.0]] ([[User talk:MJ3.0|talk]]) 00:07, 23 July 2020 (UTC)

== Can I join the restoration Team. ==

PLeez.
::[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''Da Wyyzrd''']]

== The Jews did WTC gif is missing. We need to get it back. ==

Hey CrackRabbit, could you please ad back the JewsdidWTC Gif back?
:[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''Da Wyyzrd''']]

==Good Job==
{{approve2|the restoration work}}
You're a real champ, champ! [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 07:06, 11 May 2021 (EDT)

== Question... ==

Is it true that your lips are painted orange with the tanning spray from Donald Trump's cock? -[[User:J3wzus|Jewzus Christ]] ([[User talk:J3wzus|Talk]]) 05:44 (EDT)

== Quick Question... ==

Why do you hate Onideus so much? [[User:Reverberator|Reverberator]] ([[User talk:Reverberator|Talk]]) 01:43 10 june 2021 (EDT)

== Re:The Goverment would never become tyrannical.jpg ==

"The title "File talk:Clown Makeup meme - The Goverment would never become tyrannical.jpg" [[OY VEY|has been banned from creation]]. It matches the following blacklist entry: ^.{71,}$" [[File:Dancing Spiderman.gif]] [[User:Dancing Spiderman|Dancing Spiderman]]

== Apparently Junius Thaddeus killed himself. ==

He apparently couldn't deal with some gay shit and now he's dead. Rest in piss faggot. [[File:420 Weed Joint.gif|45px]] [[User:Dr. Weed|'''Dr. Weed''']] [[File:Ganjasphere.gif|32px]] [[User talk:Dr. Weed|'''(Talk)''']] [[File:Ganjasphere.gif|32px]] [[Special:Contributions/Dr. Weed|'''(Contribs)''']] [[File:420 Weed Joint.gif|45px]] 2:15 14 July 2021 (ECT)

== Archive ==

A few months ago I saw that you were asking me if I still had the archive I used to restore ED back in 2011 but due to how crap ED.wiki was I couldn't reply and now that it's nuked it doesn't matter anyway.
I still had the link to the archive in my old user discussions but I don't know if it can help restore an ED that is messed up beyond 2015 as most old articles seem to be intact. Also you are all a bunch of tards for letting this happen again btw. :-)

http://www.archive.org/download/2010-01-encyclopedia-dramatica/encyclopedia.dramatica.2010.01.13.rar

[[User_talk:DekoMan91|DekoMan91]] [[image:Dekoman_signature01.png|40px]] 15:06, 26 July 2021 (EDT)

== Validity of [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Geoshea Geoshea's article] ==

Hello CrackRabbit, there is a recent article here for a guy who did nothing beyond RP with a girl online, and draw some silly hentai pictures featuring fictional cartoon characters and post them on a site full of similar content, the drama seems to be that there is a four year age gap between the two of them, though this never seemed to bother anyone while they were 'dating', anyway their ''cyber''lationship ended badly and the girl KBOS cried paedo, which somehow triggered all of the people who know both of them to turn against Geoshea, and this is meat or rather ''spam'' of his article here, that he is some kind of malicious cyberpaedo who grooms girls.

Anyway make of that what you will, but it looks like that entire ''faux''asco was fabricated entirely out of ''almost'' nothing by KBOS and her cronies, while Geoshea sat there grumbling and then later whimpering, so really the article should be either deleted or renamed to something regarding KBOS and her pot-stirring, with the content rephrased to reflect this, anyway there should at least be ''both'' the {watch} and {emo} banners at the top of the article.

Now I did actually put those two banners at the top of the article, but there is a user MarioMario456 who seems to be in disagreement with this despite not personally having had anything to do with the event, and rather than start an edit war I decided to try and discuss this same topic here with him, but he does not seem interested and would rather just [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User_talk:TabbyGarf#Ban_this_user_and_protect_this_page edit war and request that my profile here be banned] because he falsely believes that I have a biased perspective on this, anyway you can see [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User_talk:MarioMario456#Geoshea.27s_article our quick chat on his discussion page] which links to other relevant info. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 20:38, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:I am friends with CircleyDoesExtracter. Also per my standards Geoshea is a pedo due to the 4 year age gap between him and KBOS. He is also a huge sick fuck as he once sent cum pics to some other girl, this time again with the same age gap. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 21:11, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::Hello Mario, I don't know who the Circley person you mentioned is, I imagine they had something to do with Geoshea/KBOS, and again the four-year age gap doesn't really sell it, and aside from that it isn't anyone else's business who Geoshea sends pictures of his alleged semen too, I'm sure many people with similar age gaps have been doing this kind of thing over the internet for a while now, just on this occasion it has been blown out of proportion and people are behaving as if they've never heard of sex before, I don't think it would look good for ED's standards to appear as a starving African by keeping up an article as petty as that. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 21:42, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:::Circley is a huge hater of Geoshea. Plus, I am perfectly fine with people making CP of fictional characters (it's alright in the US and in my country), but when he [[pedophile|grooms a real person with a 4 year age gap]] (KBOS was a minor), that's when the shit hits the fan. That's common sense. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 21:50, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::::No that's just blind legislation which is ''not'' your responsibility, a four year age gap is nothing and you have to look at the context, KBOS could be many times more sexually experienced and manipulative/malicious than Geoshea, and it appears that this may have been the case, anyway I go over this point in more depth on [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User_talk:Geoshea#A_letter_from_KMF%2FCatPeople Geoshea's discussion page on Ficreation], also Geoshea was not 'grooming' anyone, that would imply he had the intention of subjecting them to abusive or exploitative behaviour, such as sexual abuse or human trafficking, as far as I can tell they were just getting their rocks off together which again is no one else's business, KBOS even says they were boyfriend and girlfriend. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 22:05, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:::::Even if he "apologized", he grooming KBOS and another girl proves otherwise. This time you might even get the banhammer since you are acting like a whiteknight of his. Plus, [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Freighttrain you're a Ficreatard] so I'm 99.9% sure you're whiteknighting Geoshea. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 22:14, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::::::Again he wasn't grooming anyone, that is something else entirely, he was just getting his rocks off with them, and I'm not Geoshea's 'white knight', I just use his wiki for my blog and I am making sure that I will not have to reupload hundreds of blog images to yet another site, though '''no''' I am ''not'' a Ficreatard, I can tell you haven't seen [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Freighttrain my blog] yet.

::::::Anyway I think we should just let CrackRabbit reply, don't you. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 22:39, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:OK, maybe post on the TJC? And say I referred the case to the others to help decide on? Seems like a big situation - and I'm not the one to decide for everyone else, despite having been involved with ED and its community since its' .se domain/incarnation. --[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 03:51, 5 August 2021 (EDT)

::Hello CrackRabbit and thank you for your reply, I've posted it in the TJC as you suggested. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 04:15, 5 August 2021 (EDT)

== Fag ==

<nowiki>{{Megafaggot}}</nowiki>

[[User:C0ccwavz|cwavz]]〔[[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]〕★10:16 6 August 2021 (EDT)★

== Yo fgt ==

why do some many images of yours keep on Picture of the now? the memes aren't even that funny [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])
:Because he's one of the few that keeps up with it, fggt. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:37, 25 October 2021 (EDT)
::Then I'll finna be the few that updates it then [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 23:16, 10 November 2021 (EST)
:::Unless it's during halloween; which in that case, the dumb cunt will probably delete it. [[User:Somethingfaggy]] 23:26 11 November 2021.

== Archive ==

Thanks for keeping the XOTN up to date. Please be sure to update the XOTN Archives when you add the XOTN. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:37, 25 October 2021 (EDT)

== Improved Signature... ==

--[[File:Desu cock.png|75px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']]

You like it? [[User:Gaylo|Gaylo]] 01:20 23 November 2021
:Interesting take... --[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:37, 27 January 2022 (EST)

== Set XOTN Titles ==

Remember to do it faggot. Let's get the new year started right, I took care of the POTN titles you set already thanks. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:54, 3 January 2022 (EST)

== Hey hey cracky ==

It's a friend of yours from [[twatter|shitter]]...

Could you drop your email so that you and I can still talk? [[User:Irvington|Irvington]]
:Btw, be alert cracky, cause the retarded mods will get me confused for someone else.

== This is for you ==
{{Catgirl}}

Keep up the good work, Crack.
—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 15:42, 18 March 2022 (PT)

== Hey Cracky ==

Please get on the forum so I can have a one on one convo with you please. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|VFW]] 14:34 22 March 2021 (ECT)

== Hey CrackRabb; like you, like ed, wanna keep up with you and ed. ==

You know what your email is? [[User:Basedguy|Basedguy]] ([[User talk:Basedguy|talk]]) 05:52, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

== hy ==

your userpage sucks cocks [[shit_no_one_cares_about |on mobile]]

>:3

--[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 20:43, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== RE: Sup fam ==

I'm p good, just been bored lately, and along with h64 and some others I thought it would be fun to get back into editing a bit [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 11:06, 15 February 2023 (EST)
:Sure, I'll take a crack at it when I finish a few articles I'm working on/planning to work on [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 09:47, 20 February 2023 (EST)

== Hide And Seek POTN ==

I'm thinking of making that my Christmas card this year but I do have some people in my family that I could use it as a birthday card.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:04, 26 May 2023 (EDT)

== RE: Joey R ==

Long term would def love to contribute. Short term have been pretty busy irl and trying to find more time for online leisure, but ya [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 23:46, 9 June 2023 (EDT)

== [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:Rocking_Chick.png what kinda fuckin pedo shit is this?] ==

Answer me you bitch. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:29, 8 July 2023 (EDT)
:This is his way of asking for the sauce so he can add it to his collection. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 01:35, 9 July 2023 (EDT)
[[File:SHUT IT DOWN.jpg|450px]]

[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:40, 9 July 2023 (EDT)

:I'm not hearing you deny it... [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 01:46, 9 July 2023 (EDT)
::What now is going on? I don't see how some woman in a bikini rockin' out is "p-do"....--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:48, 10 July 2023 (EDT)

** The pic is to super deformed to get an age. I have yet to meet a girl whose head is as big as her torso.
Man. I wonder how thick a girl's neck would have to be if that was real life.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 07:30, 10 July 2023 (EDT)

== How are you today? ==

:) [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])

== You should check your forum account more often ==

The registrations on the wiki have been closed for a while (because kaizen was too lazy to re-enable them after a ban-evading vandal) so nowadays wiki accounts are created by sending PMs to wiki admins on the forums asking them for a wiki account. You should have one or more unread PMs asking for wiki accounts, try to read them all. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:57, 16 December 2023 (EST)

== Oops ==

I forgot how suicide inducing that Bing and Bowie song is. I'd have to let you shoot me if I put up "Last Christmas".

There's a game that goes with "Last Christmas" because it gets played so much. If you hear it 5 times, covers count, you lost Christmas. I lost 3 days after Thanksgiving.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:08, 18 December 2023 (EST)

== Nice signature ==

Hi, Rabbit. I wanted to let you know your signature looks nice. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 16:29, 24 January 2024 (EST)

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:40, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== EDitor ==

Hello. Can you please make me an EDitor? [[User:HamasDidNothingWrong|HamasDidNothingWrong]] ([[User talk:HamasDidNothingWrong|talk]]) 10:21, 18 October 2024 (UTC)