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User talk:Cheetah

2026-04-03T15:33:39Z

H64: /* Cesar Chavez */ new section

{{Welcome}} HellenicTrapstar [[File:InterventionRekt.png|60px|link=User talk:HellenicTrapstar]] 03:43, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

== Consider the following ==

[[File:ConsiderTheFollowing.jpg|200px|right]]
Protip: If you don't want people reverting your edits, work on them in [[User:Cheetah/Sandbox|your sandbox]] first and ''then'' move them to the mainspace once they actually have some substance. People don't want to see crapstubs everywhere.

THX

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|<span style="color: #3e98a7">Yours truly,</span> <span style="color: #c664bb">Psychotic Dictatorship</span>]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 22:26, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

== vexxed ==

i moved this to your sandbox here [[User:Cheetah/Vexxed]]. please [[dongs|flesh]] this out and it can be moved back to the main space. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 03:31, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

== Cesar Chavez ==

this has been removed. don't make any more shit stubs in the mainspace. this is your final notice. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 15:33, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2026-04-03T15:18:06Z

H64: /* Wyatt Tomlin */ new section

{{welcome}}

Obligatory welcome above

==Good job==
Good work on finding missing images. Your work has not gone unnoticed.
--<span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px">[[User:.wil|<span style="color:#fc3">.wil</span>]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]</span> 14:14, 24 April 2021 (EDT)
==Defeat==
How did I not see that Cho articel did not have category year added... My one mission in this world was to add category years to shooter articles, and yet one of the most obvious escaped me... I have no other option than to challenge you to a knife fight. Name the time and place.--[[User:Carpice|Carpice]] ([[User talk:Carpice|talk]]) 02:49, 7 January 2024 (EST)

==Brenton Tarrant==

Really nice job expanding the article, it was already big enough but still lot of good stuff added. I'm gonna try to write him and post his letter here in gallery since I can't find the others he has sent from jail so far. - [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]])

== [[VD]] Nomination. ==

Anyone else think he should get one? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 07:30, 10 March 2024 (EDT)

:I second this. He's on here pretty much everyday since this version of the site was up, does a lot of the menial tasks that the rest of us are too lazy to do (like cleaning up the graded scores), and he's like always watching the recent changes. Clearly a dedicated individual. And ya, it's been a while since somebody got the VD so that'd be pretty cool.

:--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 13:42, 10 March 2024 (EDT)
:Can we get someone who’s not a newfag to second this. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 19:55, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

::Idk if I count, I had this account for four months and was on here around the same amount of time without an account before that, but I'd say Paul deserves a VD just off the [[Brenton Tarrant]] article alone, and yeah his consistency is awesome, would love to see someone get it it's been a while. - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 04:19, 14 March 2024 (EST)

::I'm a few days tardy to this but I'm only a 6 month EDitor and close to-3 year lurker, I think I've lost the newfaggot branding. I’d say he deserves it considering the sheer amount of examples on his contribs page. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:54, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== Redirect ==

Thx for fixing the redirect on [[Micah Johnson]] idk what the fuck I was doing i'm half asleep lol - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 03:29, 20 March 2024 (EST)

== The Coffin of Andy and Leyley ==

Your Steam says you only have played it for 4 hours and you have all 6 achievements, did you beat it in those 4 hours? Was it good? --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:55, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

:I did, and yes, it was. I'm currently waiting for episode 3. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:25, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== You just won Vox Dramatica, nigger ==
You've been editing the high score-adjascent pages like every single day for I don't even know how long and I think you deserve a medal.

[[file:rainbowheart.gif]]

Now don't go full [[Couch Cuck]] mode. <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:15px"> [[User:JohnBarosa|<span style="color:#fd557d">JB</span>]] <span style="color:#FFFFFF">|</span> [[User talk:JohnBarosa|<span style="color:#fbff71">**(SQUARE UP NIGGA)**</span>]]</span> 01:57, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Congratulations]]! [[A winner is you]]! ==

On getting the long-awaited VD (and Hitler's birthday too lol). Gud job 👍👍

[[File:Putin Cheers.jpg|400px]]

--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 09:38, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== Great Pic ==

I love that picture you put up in [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] of him shot. Damn!! That is just fantastic. You win the Internet.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:43, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

== Restore ==

Hey, I was able to make a backup of the articles a few hours before we were taken offline. But we are missing recent images, especially in the Icewillow9 article. Could you reupload those? Thanx. [[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 16:02, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for approving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:03, 9 Oct 2024 (PT)
Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:50, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Help ==

Could you help me find [[Nathaniel Veltman]]'s Manifesto? it was called a white awakening {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

== LOLWUT ==

[[File:XDDD.png|left|200px|thumb|Saw you following William Athchison too XD]]{{clear}}

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|<span style="color: #3e98a7">Yours truly,</span> <span style="color: #c664bb">Psychotic Dictatorship</span>]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:22, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

== New manifesto, if you want ==
[https://murderpedia.org/male.A/images/adkisson-jim/adkisson-manifesto.pdf |I found the Knoxville church shooter's manifesto.] feel free to use it, just credit me. I'm making a more legible revision myself {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

==template edit suggestion==

hey, for the dying alone template can you put [[TheOdd1sOut]] and [[PACKGOD]] in those dying alone? please and thank you. also btw, i think we should put [[SML]] on article of the now since logan is unsurprisingly in drama yet again [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 03:57, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== Do you remember the Matt Gaetz Article form .wiki. ==

I swear there was a matt gaetz article on here at some point. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 12:14, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

== You think <nowiki>{{VDwinner}}</nowiki> would look good on your profile… ==

Cause we have a whole template for that if you wanna fancy way to display your flashy medal. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 11:20, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{clear}}
Here’s an example if you want one…

{{VDwinner|April|2024|their shooter autism and general wiki maintenance skills}}

U liek? Yes? No? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 11:25, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{Clear}}

Cool [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 13:54, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

==Death Penalty Article?==

I swear the tone of the article for the Death Penalty was much more positive for it when I read it in 2024. What happened? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:07, 8 February 2025 (UTC)
:Idk if it's supposed to be satire on anti-death penalty people but it comes off as too serious and MUCH less lulzy. One of the new edits was literally, ''"Amnesty international is a group of smart people who oppose the death penalty."'' lolwut? So anyways I brought back most of the old version.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|<span style="color: #3e98a7">Yours truly,</span> <span style="color: #c664bb">Psychotic Dictatorship</span>]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 00:44, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

==help==
I sincerely understand that you can reject me. But it may sound a bit strange what I can tell you, but I need your help because I want to create two templates for the page and the problem is that I am not an admin.
Basically those two templates that I try to want would be Disney and Portuguese, because my problem is that I am not an admin, that's the point, but I have seen interesting articles that can be part of a template of its own. So I will tell you the list which deserves to be in each template according to what I think or don't think but really what I saw.

===Disney template===
* [[Disney]]
* [[DisneyEquestrian2012]]
* [[DisneyFan01]]
* [[DisneyMaster]]
* [[Galactus96Tuber]]
* [[The Loud Channel]]
* [[Bambifan101]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[Disney Princes]]
* and all the shitty movies made by Disney

===Portuguese template===
* [[Portugal]]
* [[Brazil]]
* [[Suzano School Shooting]]
* [[Diogo Mendes]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[SpringBelleBunny]]
* [[Felipeneto]]
* [[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]
* [[World Cup 2010]]
* [[Isaac Chagas]]
* [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
* [[Medianeira School Shooting]]

That would be all if you reject me. Okay, I understand, I respect you, but oh well. It was just a little help, if you could help me create those two templates, if you're busy, I respect you.

By DinkDummy {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== Thanks for fixing my mess (once again) ==

Can't believe I added a duplicate image... [https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Robert_Card&diff=prev&oldid=3650 Not even the first time I've done that.] I'm surprised that nothing seems to ever get past you though. Do you just go through the entire page when someone edits it or something?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|<span style="color: #3e98a7">Yours truly,</span> <span style="color: #c664bb">Psychotic Dictatorship</span>]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:16, 15 July 2025 (UTC)

== I see you really like my style of redirects huh ==

they are pretty useful :P [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 03:59, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

== Son Of A Bitch ==

All that work we did rewriting the [[Charlie Kirk]] article: '''''"Lost in time . . .Like tears in the rain"'''''

[[File:Tears in the rain.gif|center|225px]]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:12, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:Encyclopedia Dramatica every couple of years:

:[[File:Roybatty.jpg|200px]]

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|<span style="color: #3e98a7">Yours truly,</span> <span style="color: #c664bb">Psychotic Dictatorship</span>]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:19, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

::Several pages such as Parasocial Syndrome and Lex Ashton are lost forever too. Such a shame. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:19, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

== [[OMGWTFBBQ]] ==

YOU GOT MENTIONED BY THE RANDY STAIR NIGGER ON STREAM LOLOLOL<br>
{{archive|ZGHsr|Fukken saved}}<br>
'''[[:file:Randy Stair reborn as a NIGGER.mp4]]'''
*5:00 for face reveal build up
*11:40 for Paul in the Mall name drop
*Watermarked in case this becomes a Dramatica exclusive (I haven't seen anyone else talking about this)

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|<span style="color: #3e98a7">Yours truly,</span> <span style="color: #c664bb">Psychotic Dictatorship</span>]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 18:21, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

::That's because he dropped his Discord username in the stream chat and I added him, lol. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:36, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
==hello==
The thing is that I’m on the other computer, so I wanted to ask if it can be done again or if the same error still occurs. I sent you a screenshot on Discord {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

==Whoops==

Ok so I "restored" an image and I did not notice that you restored the image exactly 1 minute prior. Sorry! It was a mistake, the image was broken when I saw it.

--[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], December 7, 2025.
==update==
* [[Erick Nescio]] - [[Bueno Aire School Shooting Fail 2025]] Full
* [[Timofey K.]] - [[High Score/Loserinfo T]] Full
XD {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== You Scared The Living Shit Out Of Me ==

When I went to the Aotn page to get the Robe Reiner article for tomorrow I freaked and thought I deleted 2025.
I found 2025 in the archives.
Wow! I thought i seriously fucked up.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:23, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
==Missing Pic==
Can you re-upload the image [[:File:Spotify.png]]? It disappeared during the brief September downtime.--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;">CrackRabbit</span>]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;">'''Talk to me'''</span>]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 06:03, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

==update in tarrant==
I found new cases of [[tarrant]], you can look into it.
[[Tarrantulas]] {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== sorry bro ==

Am dumb nigger [[User:Steienaal10|Steienaal10]] ([[User talk:Steienaal10|talk]]) 22:37, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

== Idea for an articles ==
I have the idea of writing an article about killers based on the number of copycat they have inspired. Yes, there are articles [[Columbine Copycats|for]] [[Tarrantulas|some]] [[Rupnow's simp faction| cases]] but I still find it interressing to regroup all on a list. Especially since some of them don't have enough copycat for having an article for themselves. What do you think ? [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 20:10, 05 february 2026 (UTC)

:You could make like a copycat tree, chain or web diagram. I think that would be pretty cool. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:25, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

== good job ==

{{old bannstar}}

i see youve had VD at least once, but VD doesnt have hitlerkips. idk whether youd want to display it but hitlerkips is just so cuuuute. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:47, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

== hey bro ==

im sort of a newfag when it comes to encyclopedia dramatica lmfao but i have [[Raden Ardianto]] s manifesto if you want it, i also have a shitton of photos of him, his manifesto is indonesian tho so you have to translate it, he made it WAYYYYYYY before his attack {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== [[Wyatt Tomlin]] ==

i don't see dox in the revision history. what date? i see a character.ai link? is that dox? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 15:18, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

No Kings

2026-03-15T22:09:36Z

H64:

[[File:No Kings Logo - Gold Sticker.JPEG|340px|right]]

'''No Kings''' is an astroturfed protest "movement" against USA President Donald Trump, which was ironically founded by [[Hillary Clinton|smug]] [[white]] [[liberal|libs]] who call each other King and Queen. The #NoKings™ protests were intentionally designed to be as compliant and non-disruptive as possible, to politically cover the asses of the founders, as if skeeting around some stupid hashtag around on [[Bluesky]] is effective at fighting fascism. Although they appear in large numbers, they make no demands of their representative government, air no complaints grounded in [[economy|material]] [[reality]], and generally do not challenge power outside of ineffectual finger wagging.

Even the communists on [[Reddit|reddit's]] r/shitliberalssay made fun of the "No Kings" idiots. As expected, most of the protesters are [[NotJustBikes|rich, white, age 60+ SUV-driving McMansion-owning suburbanites]] who spend every hour on social media sucking the cocks of California's current Governor, Gavin Newsom as well as and [[Joe Walsh]]. These are the type of imbeciles who watch [[MSNBC]] religiously, hate [[poor]] people and still won't [[STFU]] about "[[Holocaust|January 6th]]" 5 years after the fact. The protesters don't give a fuck about [[niggers|minorities]] or [[spics|foreigners]], express frustration at the stupid [[Walmart|service workers]] from the [[Central America|turd-world]] who [[illiterate|can't speak English]], and gladly supported ICE raids when [[Biden]] was president, support [[Israel]], embrace [[Randal O'Toole|NIMBYism]], and support [[Slavery|tough-on-crime]] mass incarceration bullshit.

== Baby's First Protest ==
<center><gallery>
File:No Kings (logo, stacked).png
File:No kings logo Oct 18 2025.jpg
File:No kings signs - The Lyin' King.jpg
File:No kings the only orange man i support cheetos sign.jpg
</gallery></center>

==External Links==
*[https://www.nokings.org No Kings website]

{{Sj}}
{{Politics}}
{{Trump}}
[[Category:2025]][[Category:IRL Shit]]

No Kings

2026-03-15T22:08:04Z

H64:

[[File:No Kings Logo - Gold Sticker.JPEG|340px|right]]

'''No Kings''' is an astroturfed protest "movement" against USA President Donald Trump, which was ironically founded by [[Hillary Clinton|smug]] [[white]] [[liberal|libs]] who call each other King and Queen. The #NoKings™ protests were intentionally designed to be as compliant and non-disruptive as possible, to politically cover the asses of the founders, as if skeeting around some stupid hashtag around on [[Bluesky]] is effective at fighting fascism. Although they appear in large numbers, they make no demands of their representative government, air no complaints grounded in [[money|material]] [[reality]], and generally do not challenge power outside of ineffectual finger wagging.

Even the communists on [[Reddit|reddit's]] r/shitliberalssay made fun of the "No Kings" idiots. As expected, most of the protesters are [[NotJustBikes|rich, white, age 60+ SUV-driving McMansion-owning suburbanites]] who spend every hour on social media sucking the cocks of California's current Governor, Gavin Newsom as well as and [[Joe Walsh]]. These are the type of imbeciles who watch [[MSNBC]] religiously, hate [[poor]] people and still won't [[STFU]] about "[[Holocaust|January 6th]]" 5 years after the fact. The protesters don't give a fuck about [[niggers|minorities]] or [[spics|foreigners]], express frustration at the stupid [[Walmart|service workers]] from the [[Central America|turd-world]] who [[illiterate|can't speak English]], and gladly supported ICE raids when [[Biden]] was president, support [[Israel]], embrace [[Randal O'Toole|NIMBYism]], and support [[Slavery|tough-on-crime]] mass incarceration bullshit.

== Baby's First Protest ==
<center><gallery>
File:No Kings (logo, stacked).png
File:No kings logo Oct 18 2025.jpg
File:No kings signs - The Lyin' King.jpg
File:No kings the only orange man i support cheetos sign.jpg
</gallery></center>

==External Links==
*[https://www.nokings.org No Kings website]

{{Sj}}
{{Politics}}
{{Trump}}
[[Category:2025]][[Category:IRL Shit]]

Jon Schweppe

2026-03-12T10:58:40Z

H64: i lost braincells trying to read and unfuck this grammar

[[File:Jon Schweppe.jpeg|right|250px]]

[[File:Jon Schweppe blue suit.jpg|right|250px]]

'''Jon Schweppe''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jonathan David Schweppe''', ''[[Born Again|born 1988]]''), is an USA politician; He is unfortunately, from that foul generation of [[millennials]] that were the first of the generations after [[Generation X]] to focus on "feelings over freedom".

Schweppe is one of the many acolytes of USA President [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] that has accepted the [[God|sacred]] duty of protecting us from the [[Retarded|inane]] liberal ideas of [[Personal pronouns|pronouns]], and people having a right of privacy - oh wait. Schweppe, wanting to tirelessly seek the [[truth]], has also exposed the bias that the USA Department of Education has, under the [[Joe Biden|Biden]] administration, in leveling fines and penalties against Christian institutions and career colleges compared to public universities.

Schweppe achieved a bit of unwanted internet fame, when on March 1st, 2026 he idiotically challenged [[Twitter|X]] users with [[anime]] profile pictures and [[Old|hags]], stating that they didn't have what it takes to stand against the [[lie|current]] trend of [[America|Americans]] [[No|wanting a federal requirement]] that [[Porn|Pornographic sites]] be made to have some form of Age Verification. To ensure that he would fully kicked the hornets' nest, Schweppe made the mistake of saying that anime-fans and middle-aged-women are equal to the lowest form of humanity that [[Darwin|Un-Natural Selection]] has produced by calling these two groups [[Furfag|Furries]]; posting [https://x.com/JonSchweppe/status/2028102638428926349 '''"The children will be protected from your weird furry shit."''']

Is he [[Stunning and Brave|brave]]... or just stupid?

That's why we are here. With you being the [[retard|mentally-challenged rube]] that you are, and incapable of making a decision on your own, it is [[ED|our]] function to be the ones that tell you how to think - with [[satire]] and [[lulz]], of course.

== American Principles Project ==

[[File:America principles project.png|right|250px]]

[[File:APP Schweppe.jpg|right|250px]]

After quitting his job at the FTC, ([[some argue|some say that]] he was [[fired]] but [[[Dubious disclaimer|have been wrong before]]), Schweppe became senior advisor to the American Principles Project (APP) as of January [[2026]].

The APP is a brave social [[welfare]] organization that has picked up the mantle of advocating for family values, an idea that was lost sometime around the year of [[2015]] when people felt that [[Faggot|gays]] and [[Lesbian|dykes]] should be allowed to "marry". The whole plan of gays being allowed to adopt children was designed by that wonderful, first [[Nigger|black]], secretly Muslim USA President, [[Barack Hussein Obama]]. Believing that the whole process of molesting kids should be streamlined, Barack set out to make some changes. Why should these [[homo]]s go out to find a kid and face possible [[Legal]] issues when the American [[government]] can just give them one to take home and keep in a [[Buy A Dog|dog]] kennel so that they won't be able to escape and can be a victim to the gay's desire's 24\7?

The function of the APP is to get voters off of their [[300]]-pound asses and to go vote; Allegedly by educating them about the eroding values happening since the average voter turned apathetic toward [[politics]].

Little [[old]] ladies and [[Military|veterans]] don't have the numbers to counter the brainwashed, woke [[Americans]] that have put 42 [[Islam|Muslim]] murderers into federal level positions like [[Whore|Rashida Tlaib]]. These [[Devil]]-worshiping few have made it their goal to further the erosion of America's [[family]] values by promoting ideas like [[Tranny|little boys should be allowed to be little girls]] or further their secret plan of reducing [white]] [[America]]n numbers by promoting and ensuring the legality of [[abortion]] so when the [[Nigger|Brown invasion]] does happen, there will be no one there to stand up against this [[Pagan]] religion of [[Islam]] when they come to snatch our daughters off of their tricycles and turn them into breeders to increase their [[Devil|Unholy]] numbers or to drain the [[blood]] from their little bodies ,because little girl blood and hearts are cooking ingredients in bread for these camel-riding [[sick fuck]]s.

The APP understands, that right now, it is a [[Loser|rabbit]] trying to stand against a [[Cat|lion]] as your average [[Americunt]] has been placated by the current decadence that can be ordered on a [[Fairphone|smart phone]] and delivered to their front door by Door Dash. The APP has made it their goal to educate the average [[Stupid|slack-jawed]] American, hoping to get them to the voting booths to use their vote to bring back [[Progressivism|those glorious days of the 1950s]] when [[Nigger|blacks]] knew their place and segregation wasn't a distant memory.

== App Store Accountability Act ==

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This is the [[Cum|money shot]] kiddies.

Our good man Schweppe has been running from state to state with his [[Dick]] hanging out crying, '''''What about the children?''''' like a troon that sneaks into an elementary school, [[Girl|girls']] restroom and has been waiting patiently for the next bathroom break so that he can lift up his skirt in front of a large group of [[Loli|underage girls]] because he has a bad need to cum all over someone that can't fight back.

The App Store Accountability Act or '''ASAA''' that Schweppe has been championing makes the argument that children can not consent or enter contracts without parental approval. First and foremost, this act is about '''Money, Money Money!''' Schweppe isn't really making this aspect of the ASAA transparent because the ASAA will make parents accountable for when their little [[Demon|Sweetheart]] downloads an app from [[Google]] or [[Apple]] and runs up a [[Money|$10,000]] bill from purchasing micro transactions because, as the app was downloaded by the child, the parents can refuse to pay on the grounds that because a minor downloaded and signed up for the app they're not responsible. It's being pushed because Schweppe is in the pocket of [[Google]] and [[Apple]] and both want to make sure that they get paid because each year, they lose Billions of revenue. It's like in the [[1980s]] and the [[1990s]] when 1-900 numbers were popular. A $10,000 bill appears on your phone bill, you blame your kid for it, you get out of paying it and get a 1-900 number block put on your account so it can't happen again.

How Schweppe and others are selling the ASAA, is by claiming that this Law/Act will protect all children from accessing chat apps where they could be groomed by adults, be like [[Amanda Todd]] showing their [[Tits|unripe melons]] and [[Pussy|hatchet cuts]] online for digital [[Amazon|Amazon gift cards]]. They've also have been arguing the same for boys too saying that there are sick fucks that will pay to watch a young twink [[Masturbate|wank it]] while wearing their sister's underwear. Another argument is that an [[Internet police]] department can be formed and that big mean bully that made your fat kid kill themselves by telling them that they're fat online, will be easy to hunt down and prosecute, thanks to the ASAA having set up a database that targets only what legislators, teachers and child psychologists have decided to be "Harmful" Speech and will be able to track the '''h8ers''' down by following an easily-accessible electronic trail, even if posts have been deleted.

[[Intelligent]] people are against this idea because we, not [[you]], understand how it will easily become, or rather already is a violation of our [[free speech|First Amendment Rights]].

Under an [[Internets]] eco-system, where you have to use ID to buy a book, see a website, use an app or sign up for an [[email]] account there becomes an even better electronic trail that agencies like the [[NSA]] [[PRISM|can follow]]. Instead of creating a basic idea of your personality based on what you buy with a credit card with a algorithm, the NSA would be able to create a complete profile on you.

Registered an account on that "[[The Donald|Put Trump In A Blender]]" game website, they'll know. Have an unhealthy fascination, like former ED Moderator/Sysop[[William Atchison]], in school shootings, they'll know. Or really anything - they will know.

Go from [[TOTSE|website]] to [[Zoklet|website reading about how to make homemade bombs]] and have just bought your fourth copy of [[Hitler|Mein Kampf]], after reading until the pages fall apart? They'll know.

Go onto your [[Religion|church's]] social board and give innocent advice to children? They'll know.

Get [[Banned|Permabanned]] from a site? [[Oral|Sucks]] to be you, because it will now last forever.

Finally, the ASAA's end-game is to create an unavoidable bureaucratic wall of angry [[old]] ladies that think they know more about what you want then you do.

The ASAA would, at some time, require a government ID. [[Bible|Revelations 13:18]]? You can't do business unless you wear the number of the beast? [[Fuck|Fuck You]], you ignorant fucks! 🖕

Not surprisingly the ''''Department of Homeland Security''''' and '''''[[ICE]]''''' are championing this Digital ID because of the ease at which they could gate-keep the internet and cell phones.

There won't be any burner phones. No, no, no. Those are used by coyotes to choreograph illegal border crossings or by [[Drugs|Drug Dealers]] to set up deals.

Go online or text people to set up protests of ICE? Big Brother will know it was you.

The big question we should be asking is who will be in charge of the creation of the rules and polices that will be used by the ASAA? Will it be like in the [[1990s|'90s ]]where attorneys completely bypassed USA's Congress and levied their own punishments and taxes against [[Joe Camel|tobacco companies]] because they were going to get paid half from the settlements - or will proper legislation be used?

== Parents Over Platforms Act: Further Down The Rabbit Hole ==

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The '''''Parents Over Platforms Act''''' or '''POPA''' is another bill that has been introduced by Reps. Jake Auchincloss (D-Mass.) and Erin Houchin (R-Ind.).

[[Conspiracy Theory|The Tinfoil Hates]] are arguing, or should we say idiotically flayling their arms around, demanding to be heard as the run up and down the hallways of the [[Crazy]] ward screaming their rants about how [[Cat]]s are actually the ones in control of the banking industry and not the [[Jew|Joos]] because logic and observation has never been a requirement to have an insepid thought.

The tinfoil hat argument against POPA, when it is compared to Jon Schweppe's baby, The ASAA, is that POPA offers convience as a key point of getting people to blindly hand over their civil liberties.

Getting back to the real world, one argument in favor of POPA is that it avoids consent fatigue.

Do [[you]] even read those agreements that your [[Fairphone|Smartphone]] makes you agree to before it updates? Do you even read the agreement that pops up on your screen when you install a new [[Video games|game]]? Who the [[fuck]] does? POPA promises to prevent this [[Boredom|mundaneness]] by allowing parents to restrict access to apps based on category and age rating instead of having to authorize every damned app that their kid might want to download.

Probably the more significant argument that has some people favoring POPA over the ASAA, is that POPA minimizes data collection and sharing compared to the ASAA that is designed to be a giant [[Internets|Data-mine]] that favors the [[The Man|giant corporations]] by requiring the user's information - regardless of what app they might be downloading.

While the ASAA requires verification to download the [[Hentai|Nerdy Nurses Hentai Explosion]] game for someone's phone - it would also require verification to download an app that doesn't include age-restricted content like the menu to your favorite donut store or a [[WebMD|medical app]] so you can check every day for a psychological disorder that you think that you might have.

The key point against the ASAA and its pushers, such as like Jon Schweppe is that [[you]] are not given a choice in the collection and sharing of your information which could lead to targeted advertising as companies sell off the information they receive from every verification that is required to download an app.

== We Just Fell An Itsy Bitsy Bit In Love With Jon ==

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==See Also==

* [[Age]]

* [[App]]

* [[Furfag|Furfags]]

* [[Internets]]

* [[Politics]]

* [[Project 2025]]

* [[Shit nobody cares about]]

== External Links ==

* [https://jonschweppe.com/contact-me/ JonScweppe.com Contact]]

* [https://www.legistorm.com/person/bio/166666/Jonathan_D_Schweppe.html Jon's Legistorm page]

* [https://www.linkedin.com/in/jon-schweppe-76310034/ Jon's Linkedin page]

* {{Twitter|JonSchweppe|Jon Schweppe}}

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