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User talk:H64

2026-06-05T06:31:07Z

H64: /* Why did you deleted the Beatriz Koretkii article? */

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:41, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== Lulzcon pix plz ==

Do you still have [https://web.archive.org/web/20080621152613/http://lulzcon.com/photos/v/h64/ the pics] from [[lulzcon]]?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:54, 6 February 2025 (UTC)

:Oh hey I found [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Lulzcon_08_planning#San_Francisco|your comment]] on the original planning page. Anyways, if you ever do find them and have the time, plz upload them. There's practically nothing out there on this, but it seemed like a cool thing. Thanks for responding.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 05:24, 9 February 2025 (UTC)

== Re: r u active ==

Maybe. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 04:56, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

== yes ==

-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 03:58, 12 March 2025 (UTC)

== re: whitedate ==

no prob. It needed to be featured on [[Portal:Sites]], its a currently relevant topic/website. plus - the task 'rotation of featured content' on Portals is often neglected, sadly.
keep up the good writing work! --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 16:21, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

== [[Wyatt Tomlin]] ==

Can you hide the revision history? It has his dox (and on top of that, he was a minor at the time). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 04:49, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

== Request for permission ==

Could you please make me an EDitor so I can work with templates and skip the URL captcha? Thanks. [[User:Yooco|Yooco]] ([[User talk:Yooco|talk]]) 00:17, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hi==

I'm newfag and send Gmail plz [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:42, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== Thank you ==

Thank you for [[EDitor]]! — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 19:02, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

== [[Pedro J. Garcia]] ==

Could you hide the revision history like you did with [[Wyatt Tomlin]]? There was a link to a EDF photo where it has his dox. It was from .online, but it is still accessible through the [[wayback]]. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 09:31, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

== Trump is still the Goy Emperor ==

I have to be unbiased in politics because [[User:Baka|Baka]] once took away my Admin status for being too political.

I also lost my Editor status too.

Does this have to do with the [[No Kings]] article That I'm rewriting?

Like I said, have to play nice or I'll lose my Admin status again because I might offend Libs that might want to visit this site.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:06, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

how are you this much of a sperg --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:29, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

: it's cos i drink and it's fun. but hey at least im not a goy [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:47, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

:**[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] do the world a favor and go headbutt a brick wall or lay your neck down on a railroad track. I promise that we'll give you the [[Golden iPod]] Award so that someone may accidently discover that you were alive.

* [[User:H64|H64]] I think I was slamming the libs a lot harder in that rewrite than our God Emperor. You didn't let me get to my next part, "Who Belongs To No Kings?"

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:57, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

lol ur mad --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:59, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

** Huh? Who are you?
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 23:32, 1 May 2026 (UTC)

saying who are you when u just earlier wrote a sentecne crying about me.

go back to being a shill for israel lmao --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 04:12, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

Hey guys no disunity! We ED editors need to be like kikes, united against everyone else!

Stop being so meaan to each other! It dashes my dreams of conquering you all in a giant fire orgy!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 13:02, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

== Made Repairs ==

You'll like No Kings now. You were right. I was being mind controlled by the liberal machine.

I'll finish it tomorrow. I need to find some more good Trump pics and memes.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 23:33, 1 May 2026 (UTC)

:being a goy cuck to own the libs [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 04:05, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[Taekesi]] ==

Sorry to bother again, but there was dox on there. [[:File:Doxxingbullshit.png|There's also this image showing it.]] — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 18:30, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

== hi ==

just wanted to say hi --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:10, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

== I see you're doing a cleanup ==

Check [[User:DinkDummy#My Shooting Creation]] for more pages that shouldn't exist. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:38, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

== jb article ==

i dont remember, i think maybe it was because several articles [[Special:WhatLinksHere/Jailbait|still link to it]]. i dont object to its removal given how crappy it is, or maybe just redirect it to [[JailbaitGallery.com]]. anyways i will leave it to you and/or other active admins, im not really around that much these days and when i am around its usually because im drunk again and looking for something to do. btw welcome back bby... lets go [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center/Archive/14#Crash_the_wicnic_erryday_(Sat_June_23)|cause trouble at one of the WMF functions again]] one of these oul days. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 09:16, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

== baleetion of another vanity article ==

since you deleted [[User:LolzieCow69|lolziecow]]'s vanity article, i would also suggest deleting [[Olly|a shitty vanity article]] he made for his friend --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:13, 26 May 2026 (UTC)
:done. btw you can tag articles with {{template|deathnotice}} to queue stuff for review instead of spamming admin talk [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 15:05, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

== More vanity bullshit ==

[[User:Number9999999/USS Liberty]] is a redirect that should not exist. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:44, 27 May 2026 (UTC)
:this is in userspace, sandboxy shit is fine there [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 14:58, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

== Why did you deleted the Beatriz Koretkii article? ==

Why did you deleted the Beatriz Koretkii article? Do you realize she killed a child and did a lot of disgusting crimes? A victim of Bea's created the article to spread awareness cause Bea is a lolcow, pedophile, womanchild and a slander. {{unsigned|LolzieCow69}}

:nobody gives a fuck lol [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:03, 31 May 2026 (UTC)

:because it was written like dogshit and i could not figure out wtf it was about after spending literal minutes trying to comprehend all the rambling, so i figured it was more goanimate drama nobody cares about. there is no mention in the original revision or in the most recent revision of her killing anyone either, btw. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:31, 5 June 2026 (UTC)
{{blockquote|Ladies and gentlemen, this final boss named Beatriz Koretkii (also known as SylGamers, and RealBKoretkii2005) is a 21-year-old shitty typical Go!Animate and HTF content creator who has history of lulzy extremely very retardation dramas she caused in a past and present, in summary, she also likes to continuing ongoing online dating and making her behavior very worse and let's not forget about why she is dating 1 millions bfs and gfs in a past and future if they decided to break up with her for obviously reasons|the headline, after scrolling forever past the spam tags to get to it}}

Colony Drop

2026-05-31T01:36:11Z

H64: /* Motivations of Colony Drop */ removed anonymousthought soapboxing

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{{squote|If you’ve ever felt like meeting a bunch of ugly, unattractive, gangly-looking buffoons and are unable to attend a local anime convention in the United States, I’m sure Tokyo Anime Fair would be a suitable replacement. The depressing truth is that not only did these slack-jawed guailo clearly descend onto Tokyo for pure anime intentions, no doubt many of them came just to attend Tokyo Anime Fair.|The owners of Colony Drop actually talking about themselves, trying to admit that they are pasty and spoiled weeaboos themselves, but too fearful that their penises will shrink because of this|color=black|size=300%}}

{{squote|Colony Drop isn't a Macross site, it's an "Old is Good" "New is Bad" Shithole|Once you've read this, it's kind of apparent that it's an oldfag weeabbo circlejerk|color=black|size=300%}}

[[File:ColonyDropsPhilosophy3.jpg|thumb|center|800px|What they believe all animu fans, Nipponesese, and people they don't like should succumb to if nothing sucks their dicks and expectations. Fun Fact: This is actually from their site, photoshooped by some bitter weeb fuck and hosted up for all of the world to see. Believe it!]]

'''[http://www.colonydrop.com Colon Dump]''' is the equivalent of the [[Westboro Baptist Church]] of the Anime Fandom community, who are not comprised of overtly zealous and batshit insane Jesusfags longing for the cock of God, but of overtly jealous, self-hating, spoiled, and utterly insufferable batshit insane basement and nostalgia dwelling anime fans in their 30s from Europe and the US, who have an agenda to make Japan suck their dicks for them to make Japanese Cartoons the "way they want it".

It is also the prime example of the fucktardedness displayed on the other end of the dumbfuck spectrum of Anime Fandom Wankery, known by their more formal name, the [[Weeaboo#The Opposite side of the retard spectrum, but still fucking retarded|Reject Weeaboo]].

Apparently, the site's aim is to ''"[[Nerd Rage|argue against the grain of]] anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions"'', which in turn, means to out right whine and display a twisted and jaded self-entitled perspective of their Anime Fan experience as leverage to act like a bitter ball of shit and piss, while in turn, hoping to ruin everyone's anime related experiences, so that they may perform the biggest Olympic pool sized orgy fueled by self-denial and a need to justify why Anime needs to be "cool" and "manly" for all of Europe and America to "accept it".

There is also nothing like Reject Weeaboos, attempting to act elitist and condencending to a fandom that enjoys Japanese Cartoons, who all and all don't give a shit to a corner of the internet that [http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/colonydrop.com ranks Fucking Fail and dropping on Alexa] for a reason and aren't visited by anyone with half of a brain, including other weeaboos.

Maybe it's because normal people would find people who act this insecure and lost in their lives over why Japan doesn't need to suck a dick to spoiled suburbanite gaijin crowd of another culture are fucking loons and insufferable people to keep in cages so that no one has to experience their fuckery, but maybe that's just us.

==Contents==
[[Image:Sailorwing.jpg|thumb|left|They say if you're from Colony Drop, you would drop everything you're doing and write out a fucking book about this image and how much it makes you feel funny and how much it's making the Anime industry not work for you. That's because Colony Drop writers are all dick and no pussy.]]

[[File:Newsfromdomo.jpg|thumb|right|300px|NEWS FLASH FROM JAPAN ABOUT COLONY DROP'S RECENT DEMANDS ON ANIMU AND MANGO:]]

With flatearthing whiny Reject Weeaboos at there commands, their commons posts are:

*Their [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/11/10/moe-studies-the-fetishization-of-mental-illness-early-wip-1?blog=1 half-assed attempt to defame and about how much they don't like teh] [[Loli|Moe]],

*how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2008/12/29/the-anime-industry-and-how-colony-drop?blog=1 they believe that their pasty whiteboy suburbanite loser asses will change the Animu industry and Japanese society as a whole], [[Unrealistic expectations|thinking that Japan actually gives a fuck]] about whiny annoying gaijin fuckers that whine about Japanese Cartoons,

*yapping off their mouths about how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 the Tokyo Anime Fair was sooooo boring], and hoping to be greater pasty douchey whiteboys by being [[Hardcore|HARDKORE DUDDDE!!!111!]] by making [[Stupid|witty]] remarks about how everything sucked, which is what pasty douchey whiteboys do apparently,

*how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/06/16/the-colony-drop-men-of-destiny-club-let?blog=1 "anime wasn't like back then in the good ol days"],

*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/02/06/operation-british-phase-one?blog=1 whining about how other weeaboos are making them look like fucking idiots (when in turn, they're the only ones looking stupid)],

*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/12/08/this-isn-t-mecca-it-s-disneyland-for-manchildren-the-myth-of-akihabara?blog=1 bitterly yelling about how much Japanese people aren't sucking the dong of American Weeaboo standards in Akihabara],

*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/10/03/new-york-anime-fest-what-yoshiyuki-tomino-was-probably-talking-about?blog=1 jerking off to the advice given by their fucking crazy creator of the anime that they jerkoff to],

*and displaying the greatest amounts of [[racism|arrogant]] [[douchebag|prudish]] White Boy [[Stupid|douchebaggotry]] next to a pile of cocaine, a styrofoam factory, and [[Your Mom|your mom's]] latest clipshow of her vacation in Canada, complete with the "oh those (insert inhabitants of whatever country she went to) are so wacky" statement. [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 Apparently, this statement holds truer than weeaboos eat pocky], apparently being a Reject Weeaboo makes you not only a jackass hypocrite anime elitist shithead that only worships Japan for their animation, but also an [[Americunt|ethnocentric untolerable fucktwat]] [[Nazi|that bitches about everyone having to suck the dong of your ways of life.]]

*'''''[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/08/25/operation-british-jmanga?blog=1 They will also do their best to mask up and plead innocence like how Japan didn't do Unit 731 and Bataan (events that even true weebs would not deny is true) through telling us that they don't intend to change the minds of Japanese directors and animators.] ''''' 
Because the reject weeaboos down at Colon Dump are so fucking likable, and have a lot of [[Lie|insightful articles]] [[Fucktard|on why everything in anime isn't how it's used to be in their tastes because they are arrogant dumbfucks that don't know the meaning of the word time,]] right?

And all of this by bitching about Japanese Cartoons. [[Dignity|How fucking low]] can [[You|you]] [[Fail|get?]]

Best of all, they have [[Gay|a fellow list of cocksuckers]] (under Blogroll, fucking site's composition is retarded) [[Cuddle Party|that get together with each other every night and complain about this stupid nonsensical shit]] while [[Sodomy|enjoying each other's hot manly juices on each other.]] One of them also is a poorly done attempt at a criticism and edgy commentary of the animu done in a webcomic, but it's too fucking stupid to state and name that it would likely destroy our servers.

==Rise from Nobody Gives a Fuck to Nobody Fucking Cares==

{{squote|They look at anime like they are the school jocks and the rest of the fandom are the nerd punching bags. How you can create posts like this one: "a-confederacy-of-dipshits-dissecting-an-infestation" and not expect to be called tools or douches or any other wonderfully appropriate name. |April 24, 2010 at 5:17 pm - Even before this article's creation did even the more intelligent realize the amazing amounts of sad as hell fanwank nerd douchebagottry and fucktard manchild gamer-esque [[Seanbaby]] wannabe humor that the reject weeaboo losers provide at Colon Dump.|color=black|size=300%}}

[[File:NobodyLikesYou.jpeg|Oldfag reject weeaboos that desire the fandom to suck their dongs are just as bad as the weeabbos that scream KAWAII!!11!, camera whore themselves and post up bad homoerotic fanfiction of Fushugi Yugi and shit. Plus, this chick's got a point; fucktard losers that think that their preference of animu is better than others are like the 13 and 22 year old manchildren and tweener gamers that wag their dick around about "teh HALO IS TEH GRATEST GAEM EVAR DURRRR"]]

Their most proudest achievement was [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/01/10/saddle-up-ya-ll-it-s-time-for-the-2010-roundup?blog=1 stating themselves that they won the next animu blog competition of 2010], and then proceeding to blab about how that [[Shit no one cares about|"drawing the ire of such an insular, petty community]] is a sure sign that [[no|we’re doing the right thing.]]" Of course, the truth being that they are reject weeaboos [[DO NOT WANT|that not even other weeaboos]] like for their pisspoor attempt to be [[Fucktard|"edgy, HARDKORE and IN YO FACE"]], while attempting to swing their oldfag anime fanboy penises for everyone to suck on out of insecurity and self-absorbed ego fucktardism, [http://aniblogtourney.wordpress.com/2010/04/24/round-1-match-11-and-12/ they actually lost the first round.] [[Forever Alone|Sad.]] We're also sure that this is the reason why ratings for the shitheap excuse of this place is down to [[Over 9000|over negative one million.]] [[I'm ok with this|Actually, it already was in the first place, so fuck it.]]

Of course, being self-absorbed, [[Irony|insular, petty,]] unwitty and [[Truth|some of the biggest liars, whiners, losers, pretentious "edgy" douchebag geekoid fuckheads and dumbfucks to ever grace the internets with a heavy dose of sadism and bitter contempt for not getting pussy for your anime fanwankery]] doesn't make your post anything short of trollish, it's clearly a sign of your bitter hatred and oldfaggotry seeping into your words.

Don't get us wrong, weeaboos on the teenybopper "KAWAII RANDOMES" end can be the biggest and most annoying fuckers when it comes to defending their moeh, animu and grorious nippon, but nothing beats that except oldfags cumming themselves to picking on the newfag generation, especially intolerable ethnocentric shithead Japanese Cartoon [[Weeaboo|"buffs"]] to heal their jaded broken remains of a soul through [[Troll|ly]][[Fail|ing]] and [[Forever Alone|pretending not to notice nobody likes you]] through pathetic attempts at [[Unfunny|humor]] and [[Stupid|wit]].

Their second greatest achievement is getting onto Weeaboo Central News (AKA Animu News Network) [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/anncast/2011-05-05 and talking their mouths off] about how the anime [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|isn't what's making their dick bigger any more]], and further eroding the reputation of a shitty news site with crap reporting and articles and a fuckheaded forum userbase even further by stooping to hire them for their podcasts! [[NO|Zany!!]]

But it was also revealed in the fucking hueg ass [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/bbs/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=223876 forums] that the closest thing they've coming to doing in their pitiful jackass lives is revealing that they are secretly trying to be the anime-based successor to [[Seanbaby]]. [[NO|Keep going guys, your lifelong achievements are all in your hands!]]

==Motivations of Colony Drop==
The users are manchildren fuckball wackos, driven to insanity over their fandom in Japanese Cartoons. They post up bitter and lulz worthy material about how other Animu fans are inferior and worthless compared to their tastes and "standing" in the Anime fandom, regardless most sane people wouldn't even give two fucks about what fuckball intentions they state. [http://animesos.tumblr.com/ They have a FUCKING TWITTER devoted to twisting whatever the hell people post up on their Deviant Art and acting in their inane fucktardry as if that makes them "better fans".] They enjoy pathetic attempts at trolling and more so attempting to be edgy and douchy behaviors we know that they wouldn't even have the testicles to pull off IRL because they don't have those balls to act like how they do on the internet and deal with the repricussions. These are the losers who attempt to be the Seanbaby of Anime that fail to live to the name, and even puss out and fail on their first try by not posting up their actual pictures of themselves. These are the losers that puss out and don't even live up to being "manly", that very thing that they jack themselves off to eventually becoming, every night.

[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/26/operation-british-phase-4-the-don-t-pay?blog=1 They post up fucking self-deluded shit about some fandom war about Gundams and Evangelion despite no proof of whatever the fuck they're talking about IS real.] [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/28/hideaki-anno-is-trying-to-kill-anime-and?blog=1 They will go so far out of their way in their fanfuckery that they will stoop to make up claims about animu directors they don't favor.] They desire all of Anime Fandom and Weeaboos to worship them through their "edgy" and "cool" content, so they write articles of some of the most flatearthing bullshit about fandom that no one but these dickmunchers would spend their time on. They are so fucking out of their heads, they would even go to Japan on its slowest of days in order to twist facts about how Akibahara is a playground for inferior Japanese otaku, and like all rabidly sick and fucked in the head fanboys would do, cum themselves and lavishly brag about how the Gundam Bar around the same area is the best place in all of Japan.

These Alpha Male Wannabe posers complain about how a fucking trend in their precious animu, Moe, is the death of anime, and how their pathetic attempt at a website is going to change that. These are loser virgins bitter and thought that Japanese Cartoons would get them laid, who take out their frustrations out on people who don't give two fucks about what they're thinking. These are losers who got one to too many wedgies in High School attempting to kiss up and cater favor to appease to a society that fucks them in the ass, in order to feel accepted over Japanese Cartoons, and how making them "Manly American/European" will help people "take Japanese Cartoons Seriously". [http://animesos.tumblr.com/ These are complete insecure pussies who go as far as to go to anime conventions and take photos, to make fun of them and jerk off to feel satiated in their fandom standing, as if anyone fucking cares.] These are fucking losers that would go as far as to make a magazine dedicated to their retarded and overrated conversations about old anime that no one gives a fuck about anymore.

These are pathetic basement dwelling virgin nerds, bitter and angry at a world that doesn't "embrace anime seriously", who put all of their blame on current trends of what their Japanese Cartoons doesn't follow back when they started watching it in a self-entitled and delusional world of nostalgia and jaded perspectives, and are on a downhill shitdrop to becoming An Hero because about as much as they enjoy acting like some of the most self-entitled and arrogant shithead Reject Weeaboos on the planet, they're really just pathetic hipster virgins, who will sink to any low to even sucking dicks of Japanese Directors in order to curry favor to make themselves feel better at night and help keep their pathetic delusion going as they age into vagina starved cocksuckers desperate for stimulation on their shitty animu site. Not even Weeaboos have this kind of fucked up and mindfucking level of emotional baggage to fuel something as abysmally insane as the fucking rectal santorum of Colony Drop.

[[File:TravisBANSABORIRL.jpg|thumb|350px|Travis Motherfucker Touchdown telling you you're not funny. FUCKHEAD. '''''YOU'RE A JOKE''''', AMIRITE]]

==Owners==

{{squote|Doesn't make that low-hanging fruit any less delicious. Me, I always enjoy gawking at the endless parade that humanity provides.|Zach, who apparently doesn't know how the internets work |color=black|size=300%}}

[[File:MOEEHHHHKITEEHHH.jpg|thumb|left|When you spend your life bitching about this and how it doesn't suck up to your expectations, you know you have fucking issues]]

[[File:FuckinNerds.jpeg|thumb|right|WORST (animu) EVER. Sums up again about what this is all about.]]

* '''Steve'''
* '''[[Zac Bertschy|Zach]]'''
* '''Sean'''
* '''Dave'''
* '''Mark'''

TL;DR, [[Forever Alone|Lonely]] [[Gay|Homoerotic]] [[White Devils|Pasty White]] [[American|Amurican]] [[Douchebag|Douchebags]]

Luckily for them, you can meet them whenever you have a local animu con nearby, although they're too fucking high and mighty as elitist reject weeaboo shitheads themselves, [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/12/21/anime-los-angeles-2011-panel-schedule?blog=1 they'll only go to big city cons.] Feel free to punch or kick the living shit out these guys and tell them they aren't witty, effective, cool, interesting, or funny in the least. They'll also hold a booth, or provide some dumbfuck "deep artistic insight" on why they can't get laid, so don't be afraid to set up an open fire! ''';3'''

Also, don't be afraid to weed these douchebags out if you hear they do come. These shitbags also take no prisoners making fun of anyone and being the pussyfoot dicksticking fuckfaces too busy fapping themselves to their self-entitled "elite fan rank". '''''They will also follow you around with a fucking camera and even beat off to the photos by how much they can make fun of your ass for kicks. [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/08/27/anime-expo-2010?blog=1 We do NOT FUCK WITH YOU ON THIS.]''''' So, for fun's sakes, if you see a faggot running around with a high-class camera, or a bunch of losers muttering about how everything sucks and how much your life is worth less then theirs because of anime shit that no one fucking cares about, [[Pwn|gather your friends and show them a great time]]. And if you're a sad bastard that enjoys managing cons, have a fucking brain and have security weed these bastards out, and have them play rapedolls with this crew of jaded pathetic shit.

And while we at ED do have incriminating pictures as well, they are often shot by a third party source, i.e., us not fucking with what's actually happening, and usually, we have something to write about more so than pretending to be Newfag Summer Anon and being pussies than do something cool.

==Asshurt? In my ED? It's more likely than you think==

[[File:Tehdramaoh lolololol.jpg|thumb|400px|center]]

Disregardless of these facts, it is also well documented in the past that they are extremely obsessed with striking back on those on the internet who make slander and criticism, as well as in-your-fucking-balls mockery against their pathetic site. Such actions are overly reacted against, that they will spend 5% of their day vandalizing it, while spending 95% of it jacking off on their IRC chat and lathing in their complete insanity. In other words, they are so dedicated to their site, it's not really known if these losers ever get out of their basements.

So as of [[Last Thursday]], the rejects at Colon Dump have noticed the page's existence. Apparently, their most "offensive attempt" was to post up a screencap of the person who wrote this shit up and write off the most insipid nerd loser comment ever made by their mommies (ie, [[Unwarranted Self Importance|attempting to look nerd smart]]) and feel better about themselves.

[[Truth|Apparently, they didn't catch the fact that when there's only one person that looked at their shitty site and wrote up why it sucks, most of all, the fact that no one ever visits it, they should take the hint that no one fucking cares about vain jaded losers that whine about Japanese Cartoons not catering to their tastes. ]] Goes to show that [[Win|quality]] is always better than [[You|quan]][[Fucktard|tity]] in [[IRL|anything]].

Here's also their [[User:Paynefall|user page]].

We're likely that these assholes are going to strike back again because of how "we are ruining their reputations", and likely are still going to be asshole anime fan losers that still want to stick their cock into [[Lie|pussy]] through means of fandom wanking.

[http://tweetmeme.com/story/5896899128/colony-drop-encyclopedia-dramatica Here's also further proof of their fuckery, which doesn't help as this only helps show how much more pathetic they are getting to be.]

[[File:NOMOARHEROE.jpeg|thumb|230px|Travis Fuckin Touchdown, everything you hate and wish you colon dump losers could be. What's his secret? He's not a insufferable fucktard hardkore internets r srs buiznzz blogger burn out weeb loser. There's a great reason why his game sells alot more, it's because he kills people to buy more animu and not give a fuck what other people think, not sit on a computer and whine like a fucking nerdass bitch about why you can't get laid through Bizarre Jelly 5.]]

==The [[Moar]] You Know==
[[File:Aniwapanese.jpg|thumb|Even animu animators want these loser fucks to [[STFU]].]]

[[File:ColonyDropsPhilosophy.jpg|250px|thumb|What the people at Colony Drop jerk off to every night.]]

Here on the analysis of Colony Drop, we've learned these very important facts:

#Why bitter burnout [[oldfags]] are never bearable in the first place,
#Why geeks that bitch about fandom and never shut up about it are whiny douchebag losers that nobody likes,
#Why these guys don't have any friends regarding their self-inflated egotism and self-given dumbfuckery,
#Why being an elitist on the internet isn't an award that gets you a pile of cocaine with a hot shot car powered by [[Harbl|harbl]] and blowjobs from [[Women|hookers]],
#Why douchey white boy losers that [[Butthurt|bitch and complain]] about shit that's from another country are actually the biggest losers you'll ever know,
#Why [[Comic book fans]] like these aren't ever going to get their dicks touched by an actual woman.
#Why no one likes pretentious wannabe tough guy ethnocentric pseudo internet bullies, and why they'll forever be alone.
#Yelling about anime fandom to make yourself feel better at night isn't going to do shit,
#The intellectual elitist end of the Anime Fandom Spectrum is just as fucking retarded and stupid as the "randomness" weeaboos,
#Attempting to be smart and "edgy" by writing up "slandering" articles without doing your research is going to make you look fucking stupid,
#This is the reason why directors and creators don't ever listen to fans,
#When fat basement nerds are whining like babies, you know there is no [[Dignity|dignity]] nor credibility when it comes to whining, baby mouthed, ego driven, pretentious, [[Nerd Rage|school age internet shit throwing]],
#Basement otaku in Japan forever are more likable than you fucktards,
#Why nerds like these are the greatest examples of racial and ethnic imperialism on the internets (SRS FUCKIN BUZINZZ YO)
#Even fucking [[Anonymous]], being the [[Hacking|pillaging]], [[Rape|raeping]], [[Drama|destructive]] [[Troll|hellions]] of the interwebs, posting up the most insane, offensive and mind blowing shit in the internets, [[Truth|are more fucking funny, witty, effective, in your fucking face, and more controversial than any of the flatearthing bullcum horseshit shat out from any of you fucks,]] and have provided more insightful and tolerable fucking topics on [[a/|/a/]], [[jp/|/jp/]], and [[Touhou|/touhou/]] combined, and have left a greater impact on the animu community than whatever the fuck Colon Dump would ever create in its life time.
#[[Truth|PLUS, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BLOG, IT'S UNFUNNY, STUPID, RETARDED, PRETENTIOUS, SHITHEADED AND FUCKING BANAL, CREATED BY INSUFFERABLE AND UNLIKABLE REJECT WEEABOO FUCKTARDS THAT WILL NEVER GET LAID.]]

==[[TL;DR]],THEIR GOAL:==

[[File:Recoverd jpg file(943).jpg|center|300px]]

<center>'''JAPAN ISN'T SUCKING OUR DONGS AND MAKING JAPANESE CARTOONS OUR WAY!!!!''' </center>

<center>'''SAME FUCKING WEEABOO SHIT, DIFFERENT END OF THE STUPID SPECTRUM'''</center>

==Links==

{{squote|We’re located on irc.esper.net in the channel #colonydrop.|Thanks assholes! We'll come over and say FUCK YOU sometime too! ^w^|color=black|size=300%}}

*[http://esper.net/ IRC chat Esper] #colonydrop.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/colonydropdotcom Jewtube Page]
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*[http://dump.colonydrop.com/ Tumblr]

===Oh hai thar is that some [[Docs|DOXS?]] Straight from the very heart of the [[Suburban|suburban diaspora]] in [[LA|Southern California]]..===

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Phone (714) 686-1555

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==See also==
{{weeaboo}}
*[[Weeaboo]]
*[[Fucktard]]
*[[Forever Alone]]
*[[Nerd Rage]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Megatokyo]] - The other end of the insufferable weeaboo fandom, only Fred got laid.

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User talk:Mercifulfag

2026-05-31T01:33:47Z

H64: /* shit redirects */ new section

== Welcome aboard ==

I see you're the one who made that Tarrantula list on WPD. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 07:06, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

RIP this nigga's WPD acc. 😭 Ur posts were the shit man. Welcome indeed, hope ED's treating you better. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga and yes it is !!!! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 09:01, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

is it bc that article is protected or because my account is new or what??? It just says this This site can’t be reached

The web page at https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&action=history might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

ERR_INVALID_RESPONSE {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:No, it's currently broken. CLU is fixing it though. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:33, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

Oh thanks nigga {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:If you're looking to add somebody to [[loserinfo]], I would recommend creating it in [[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|your sandbox]] and keeping it there until Clu ''finally'' fixes it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:40, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

==About [[Owen Ruvien]]==
People on WPD are saying you knew him. Is this true? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

:Another question about Owen Ruvien: You allege that he was a lurker on ED; should he be moved to the appropriate section on [[kill count by website]]? Also, you allege he convinced 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle; should his high score be upped to three depending on the veracity of these claims? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:06, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

its alleged that he got 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle, that's only a statement he made without proof, he read the article about [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] because I sent that singular article to him, he only saw that one article on ED, that's why I didnt put him in kill count by website, because what he did on the site wasn't notable [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:11, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:On a semi-related note, can we get a <nowiki><ref> </ref></nowiki> for the Romanian anon? Every ED user on [[Kill count by website]] has one (except [[AlGore]] and [[Bob8466]] since everyone knows their lore already). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:15, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

ye ofc nigga, there was an image he sent of him scorlling thru the [[Juraj Krajčík]] page on here along with [[Anders]] page on here, they are on my Nokia, when I charge my Nokia, do I just upload the pictures here? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:18, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, do that. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== sort of, not really ==

he followed me on tiktok bc of my shitty edits and he kept on adding me to "planning groups" or groups named larpwaffen, I didnt really engage much in those groups tho, from what ive seen in the group, they didnt really say anythign about attacks and most of the attacks that they perpetrated had 0 proof they even happened so i didnt give a fuck and i thought they were just larping like [[Mr. HJ]] and his friends {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== btw ==

hes friends with that nigga named "dzenan nukic", that 15 year old edgelord that larped stabbing up his school and he was also friends with another girl named stella who larped killing a gay man in austria lmfao, thats why i didnt give much atention to the "attack" when i was told it happened bc i thought je was just larping, honestly the 16 retards in the stream should have just reported him to the feds, they had 3 hours to do so

Shiet {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== Dude ==

All I did was copypaste your text from Owen R. to Owen Ruvien to swap which is the page and which is the redirect (the move feature doesn't work if the new name is already a page). There is no grand conspiracy to credit your work to me. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Its ok tho idrc [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 14 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Linking to external sites ==

To do so, just type this:
[(link) (what you want it to show up as)]
Just thought I'd let you know because you said you didn't know how to in the summary of your edit on [[SIEGE™ Mask]]. I went ahead and did it for you btw. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:54, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Kutch]] ==

What evidence do you have of him being a WPD user? He isn't listed in the post being cited. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:44, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

About kutch, He was a watchpeopledie user and his username on the site is {{WPD|@fartboyswag222}} or smth like that, He was only recently banned because at the time of the attack they thought he was just larping, but recently the attack was confirmed by the filfipino police, {{ytlink|2FbgiApCGOk|This is the news video}}, Hes the one who posted "i will burn down my school", the school he attacked was OLOPSC which is retarded bc they have already had 2 deaths / security incidents in the school [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:03, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Rafa Marvel]] ==

Is it October or November? You put the former on [[Tarrantulas]] but the latter on his page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:57, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

The date he wanted to attack the school was november 6, but he got àrrested by police on october 6, exactly a month before the attack, Than he brought a knife to his school but im not sure on which exact date [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:45, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== anybody know how to visit an article after it was baleeted? ==

there was an article (made just a bit ago like 10-14 hours ago) but it was deleted a bit shortly after so i doubt its been archived, does qnybody know how to visit that article even when its been deleted? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:25, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:Only admins can. But nothing recent is in the [[Special:Log/delete|plumbing log]] anyway. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 21:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

== idk ==

i was thinking about making a subsection in the tarrantulas page about people who [[BAWWWW]]'d over tarrant instead of actually following him, (for example [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks]], [[Gökmen Tanis]]), Theres only a few tho, theres some more i can think of, this is a good idea or nah? {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}
:Why bring this here instead of [[Talk:Tarrantulas|the actual talk page]]? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:52, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== You're not gonna believe this ==

Actually, you probably will, since this shit happens way too often. [[User:DinkDummy|Dink]] just copypasted YOUR VERY OWN WPD POST for [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni|Gabriel]]'s section on the [[Tarrantulas]] page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:42, 30 March 2026

Damn lol, well it was gonna happen at some point [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:15, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

== hi guys ==

i wanted to say how are you guys and i gope you guys are good and shit have a nice day niggaz i think idfk anyways does anybody have an estimate for when clu FIXES THE PROBLEM THAT IS FUCKING UP [[Loserinfo]] AND [[High Score]] thanks for reading mwah [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:13, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

:It's been like this for months. I would hope soon but I wouldn't say it's likely. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 00:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hey retarded AIDS Britfag porki==

Just what i know Im saying is go fuck yourself ipad kid larping as aids Britfag on this shitty web alone [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 10:08, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

okay nigger, your an Indian who larps as a German neo nazi Aryan, at least I accept the fact that I am a nigger, I am probably whiter than you in real life nigga AND I AM A BRITISH LIBYAN MIX (mean while you claim to be "fully Aryan german" which would make it even funnier if i was whiter than you) go back to your hut and beg for rupees you dirty jeet nigger. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:36, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

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'''''''''FUCK YOU'''''''''

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[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:48, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== uh ==

is any nigga here an EDitor I want to piss on the indian guys user talk page can anybody unprotect it or anythign his user was gdnigger2012 he got banned recently so there's no reason to protect it 15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)~~

:EDitors can't unprotect a page, only admins. But Editors can edit protected pages. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:57, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anybody fix the images ==

for [[Daniil Pulkin]], i already re-uploaded the picture of his face, but the others aren't working for me. {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}} NVEERMIND [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:18, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:That's because they all disappeared during the brief September downtime. Same thing happened to [[Reed Wischhusen]] and [[Lara Tolosa]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:20, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:Ask [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] to reupload them (if he ever comes back online again). — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:26, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

oke [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:30, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== IVE BECOME A SHIA ==

ALIIII AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI LETS LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP SHIA RAVE FUNK [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:56, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anyone help meh make an article ==

help meh make an article about this shietty Lolcow named Kili [https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|link kink limnk libnk to article / sandbox shit idk] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:10, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox bc the link didn't work [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:11, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:What would you like help with on the article? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:23, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

some pics, im using a shitty Chromebook right now so my options of images are limited, I can only use Google and Google is kinda shit for an obscure faggot like this [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:27, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:Where would there be information on him? I cannot find anything. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:38, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

There's archives of his videos on [[TikTok]] along with extra images of him. if you search up shit like "uttp Kili" or "kiliverse" you might find some stuff [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:42, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

== Are you really 13 lmao ? ==
I will be kinda impressed if it's true. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 18:17, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:Only 5 days after Sandy Hook. I guess Isabelle and Lois were looking in the wrong place. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:21, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
yes nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 18:44, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== not really needed but; ==

could anybody make an itch.io template? not sure if it really needed tho since only 9 pages use itch.io links. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

i could try ig --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:25, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks cous [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:27, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

{{Itchiogame|nigger|nigger|nigger}} here you go, its just for game links rn, ill figure out how to make it only for itchio users later --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 23:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

lets fugging gooooo thx nigger [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:26, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

heres the user templater: {{Itchiouser|niggas|nigga}} --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:09, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks havdea skibidi good day [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:23, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

==It will be glorious==

One day I shall once again and forevermore have thousands hypnotized by my charm!

I claim you all! Your hearts will beat to feed my sorcery! Your bodies shall be shells for my puppets and slaves! Your minds will be shattered and broken!

Every day when I awake, I shall jump to my crystal ball, and my loyal thralls will call me: DRAGON MOMMY!

YOUR Eternal, High Priestess DRAGON MOMMY.

Sweet dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! If they do, hit 'em with a shoe! Ghosts in the hall go BOO BOO BOO!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:51, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

nigga its 3:56 am give me a break im not gonna decode all this shit and find out what it means [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:56, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

Basically I am just saying that I wanna be friends with you all, but i am also bored so i am invading your talk pages with utter "slop".

Let's be friends!!!!

😘😘😘🐉🔮👾😈👽🇧🇹🔥🐲🚿💀🧀😶🥳💧😔🤑🤘👍

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 02:18, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

first off I need to know how old you are so I know you arent a glownigger sent from mossad to groom me [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

hahaha js kidding lets be friends regardless ! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[:File:NainaiSuicide.mp4]] ==

Are you planning on doing anything with this video? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:14, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:Ye, i was going to use it on a subsection on [[Alyssa Bustamante]] about her retarded fans [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:26, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::I remember someone saying (I think it was [[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Psychotic]]) there should be a [[loserinfo]] for [[an heroes]]. If there ever was one, I think Nainai should go in there. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:29, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::sounds cool [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:41, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::OMG [[Talk:Aaron_Bushnell|I totally forgot about this]]! Yea [[Gleb]] already has his own page now and I remember some EDiot was wanting to make a Page on Katie Davis but never did. Idrk who else could go on loser heroes tho.
:::Btw I have TONS of stuff from that Nainai girl. On the surface, she's pretty much [[Rorochan]], but there's this crazy {{archive|2025.10.25-064308/https://x.com/makingsnuff/status/1981584420189659452|conspiracy}} {{archive|2025.10.25-064316/https://x.com/quietr4ge/status/1981622606437781783|theory}} that her online "friend" Aleka actually pushed her to become an hero. Aleka posted her suicide stream to {{Ghostarchive|0jACv|Twitter}} and I highly suspect she was also the one who posted it to {{archive|2025.10.21-142518/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/suicide/post/401632/chinese-emo-tcc-girl-kill-herself|WPD}} and {{archive|2025.10.25-055318/https://goregrish.com/threads/my-tiktok-mutual-killed-herself.165716/|Goregrish}} as well. Also one of Nainai's last tiktok vids was titled "Alekaofshtwt" (Aleka's twitter handle). Not sure what she says in it tho because it's in moonspeak. Anyways, I could certainly help add some stuff, my fag. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:33, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::I thought it wasnt a conspiracy theory and that it was actually true? I remember seeing a twitter post saying that aleka groomed her into commiting suicide? She also gave her a twitter account to stream her an hero [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:21, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::::::Oh yeah, aleka probably also told her to drink dat vodka, bc we all know you cant think str8 if ur drunk tahts some thing i came up with (but its probbaly true) [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:28, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::::More linx and info and such would be nice bc I haven't been looking into this since it happened. I imagine it's probably tru, though I'm unaware if any new info came out since then. If there's more too all this, it might be better off as its own page rather than a section. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:08, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::A lot of recent [[Golden iPod]] nominees don't have any mention on here besides that page. They could be put in the loser heroes if it were made. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 17:47, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::::O ya good point --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:56, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

== Is it just me or? ==

For some reason, whenever I try to visit a page like "Recent Changes" or any page in general on my school chromebook, It shows me this error "MediaWiki internal error.

Original exception: [3a3db4f1a935680d6fd4d2b0] 2026-05-19 22:21:28: Fatal exception of type "Wikimedia\Rdbms\DBConnectionError"

Exception caught inside exception handler.

Set $wgShowExceptionDetails = true; at the bottom of LocalSettings.php to show detailed debugging information.", I decided to switch to my phone, and it still showed the same shi, is this problem with ED/MediaWiki or with my shit internet?? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:28, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

:Not just you. I have to refresh the page like five times just to have it load. ED is barely unusable for me at the moment. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 22:34, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

:: NVM ITS FINALLY BACK AFTER CONSTANT REFRESHING [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== What made you quit the TCC? ==

How does one go from TCCfaggotry to being (comparatively) normal? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:30, 21 May 2026 (UTC)

:getting raped by {{Glowtext|glowniggers}}, they asked me what "shalom goyim" meant lmfao bc thats smth i had commented on jewtube [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 19:34, 21 May 2026 (UTC)

==Que Idiota :3==
Are you an idiot or what? I didn't retire, I'm still alive, don't think I left. What happened was that I was punished for hitting a kid with a mental disability, and I haven't canceled my future articles yet, since I'll continue writing articles about Brenton Tarrat and his copycats. Well, after hitting that stupid dwarf, I see a lot of potential in being a tarantula after hitting a disabled person :3

I already know how to make fun of my punishment XDDDD {{Unsigned|DinkDummy}}

:wait nga go deeper into context this seems funny as shit [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]])\

== Check da 'cord ==

I added you. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:43, 22 May 2026 (UTC)

:Oke [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 19:59, 22 May 2026 (UTC)

== shit redirects ==

don't make redirects that are not lowercase catchalls and nobody will type in the search bar. do link aliasing / easter eggs like this: [[jews|(((them)))]]. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 01:33, 31 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2026-05-31T01:32:35Z

H64: /* shit redirects */

{{welcome}}

Obligatory welcome above

==Good job==
Good work on finding missing images. Your work has not gone unnoticed.
--[[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 14:14, 24 April 2021 (EDT)
==Defeat==
How did I not see that Cho articel did not have category year added... My one mission in this world was to add category years to shooter articles, and yet one of the most obvious escaped me... I have no other option than to challenge you to a knife fight. Name the time and place.--[[User:Carpice|Carpice]] ([[User talk:Carpice|talk]]) 02:49, 7 January 2024 (EST)

==Brenton Tarrant==

Really nice job expanding the article, it was already big enough but still lot of good stuff added. I'm gonna try to write him and post his letter here in gallery since I can't find the others he has sent from jail so far. - [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]])

== [[VD]] Nomination. ==

Anyone else think he should get one? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 07:30, 10 March 2024 (EDT)

:I second this. He's on here pretty much everyday since this version of the site was up, does a lot of the menial tasks that the rest of us are too lazy to do (like cleaning up the graded scores), and he's like always watching the recent changes. Clearly a dedicated individual. And ya, it's been a while since somebody got the VD so that'd be pretty cool.

:--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 13:42, 10 March 2024 (EDT)
:Can we get someone who’s not a newfag to second this. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 19:55, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

::Idk if I count, I had this account for four months and was on here around the same amount of time without an account before that, but I'd say Paul deserves a VD just off the [[Brenton Tarrant]] article alone, and yeah his consistency is awesome, would love to see someone get it it's been a while. - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 04:19, 14 March 2024 (EST)

::I'm a few days tardy to this but I'm only a 6 month EDitor and close to-3 year lurker, I think I've lost the newfaggot branding. I’d say he deserves it considering the sheer amount of examples on his contribs page. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:54, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== Redirect ==

Thx for fixing the redirect on [[Micah Johnson]] idk what the fuck I was doing i'm half asleep lol - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 03:29, 20 March 2024 (EST)

== The Coffin of Andy and Leyley ==

Your Steam says you only have played it for 4 hours and you have all 6 achievements, did you beat it in those 4 hours? Was it good? --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:55, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

:I did, and yes, it was. I'm currently waiting for episode 3. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:25, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== You just won Vox Dramatica, nigger ==
You've been editing the high score-adjascent pages like every single day for I don't even know how long and I think you deserve a medal.

[[file:rainbowheart.gif]]

Now don't go full [[Couch Cuck]] mode. [[User:JohnBarosa|JB]] | [[User talk:JohnBarosa|**(SQUARE UP NIGGA)**]] 01:57, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Congratulations]]! [[A winner is you]]! ==

On getting the long-awaited VD (and Hitler's birthday too lol). Gud job 👍👍

[[File:Putin Cheers.jpg|400px]]

--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 09:38, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== Great Pic ==

I love that picture you put up in [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] of him shot. Damn!! That is just fantastic. You win the Internet.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:43, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

== Restore ==

Hey, I was able to make a backup of the articles a few hours before we were taken offline. But we are missing recent images, especially in the Icewillow9 article. Could you reupload those? Thanx. [[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 16:02, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for approving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:03, 9 Oct 2024 (PT)
Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:50, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Help ==

Could you help me find [[Nathaniel Veltman]]'s Manifesto? it was called a white awakening {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

== LOLWUT ==

[[File:XDDD.png|left|200px|thumb|Saw you following William Athchison too XD]]{{clear}}

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:22, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

== New manifesto, if you want ==
[https://murderpedia.org/male.A/images/adkisson-jim/adkisson-manifesto.pdf |I found the Knoxville church shooter's manifesto.] feel free to use it, just credit me. I'm making a more legible revision myself {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

==template edit suggestion==

hey, for the dying alone template can you put [[TheOdd1sOut]] and [[PACKGOD]] in those dying alone? please and thank you. also btw, i think we should put [[SML]] on article of the now since logan is unsurprisingly in drama yet again [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 03:57, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== Do you remember the Matt Gaetz Article form .wiki. ==

I swear there was a matt gaetz article on here at some point. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 12:14, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

== You think <nowiki>{{VDwinner}}</nowiki> would look good on your profile… ==

Cause we have a whole template for that if you wanna fancy way to display your flashy medal. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:20, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{clear}}
Here’s an example if you want one…

{{VDwinner|April|2024|their shooter autism and general wiki maintenance skills}}

U liek? Yes? No? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:25, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{Clear}}

Cool [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 13:54, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

==Death Penalty Article?==

I swear the tone of the article for the Death Penalty was much more positive for it when I read it in 2024. What happened? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:07, 8 February 2025 (UTC)
:Idk if it's supposed to be satire on anti-death penalty people but it comes off as too serious and MUCH less lulzy. One of the new edits was literally, ''"Amnesty international is a group of smart people who oppose the death penalty."'' lolwut? So anyways I brought back most of the old version.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 00:44, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

==help==
I sincerely understand that you can reject me. But it may sound a bit strange what I can tell you, but I need your help because I want to create two templates for the page and the problem is that I am not an admin.
Basically those two templates that I try to want would be Disney and Portuguese, because my problem is that I am not an admin, that's the point, but I have seen interesting articles that can be part of a template of its own. So I will tell you the list which deserves to be in each template according to what I think or don't think but really what I saw.

===Disney template===
* [[Disney]]
* [[DisneyEquestrian2012]]
* [[DisneyFan01]]
* [[DisneyMaster]]
* [[Galactus96Tuber]]
* [[The Loud Channel]]
* [[Bambifan101]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[Disney Princes]]
* and all the shitty movies made by Disney

===Portuguese template===
* [[Portugal]]
* [[Brazil]]
* [[Suzano School Shooting]]
* [[Diogo Mendes]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[SpringBelleBunny]]
* [[Felipeneto]]
* [[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]
* [[World Cup 2010]]
* [[Isaac Chagas]]
* [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
* [[Medianeira School Shooting]]

That would be all if you reject me. Okay, I understand, I respect you, but oh well. It was just a little help, if you could help me create those two templates, if you're busy, I respect you.

By DinkDummy {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== Thanks for fixing my mess (once again) ==

Can't believe I added a duplicate image... [https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Robert_Card&diff=prev&oldid=3650 Not even the first time I've done that.] I'm surprised that nothing seems to ever get past you though. Do you just go through the entire page when someone edits it or something?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:16, 15 July 2025 (UTC)

== I see you really like my style of redirects huh ==

they are pretty useful :P [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 03:59, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

== Son Of A Bitch ==

All that work we did rewriting the [[Charlie Kirk]] article: '''''"Lost in time . . .Like tears in the rain"'''''

[[File:Tears in the rain.gif|center|225px]]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:12, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:Encyclopedia Dramatica every couple of years:

:[[File:Roybatty.jpg|200px]]

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:19, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

::Several pages such as Parasocial Syndrome and Lex Ashton are lost forever too. Such a shame. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:19, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

== [[OMGWTFBBQ]] ==

YOU GOT MENTIONED BY THE RANDY STAIR NIGGER ON STREAM LOLOLOL 
{{archive|ZGHsr|Fukken saved}} 
'''[[:file:Randy Stair reborn as a NIGGER.mp4]]'''
*5:00 for face reveal build up
*11:40 for Paul in the Mall name drop
*Watermarked in case this becomes a Dramatica exclusive (I haven't seen anyone else talking about this)

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 18:21, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

::That's because he dropped his Discord username in the stream chat and I added him, lol. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:36, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
==hello==
The thing is that I’m on the other computer, so I wanted to ask if it can be done again or if the same error still occurs. I sent you a screenshot on Discord {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

==Whoops==

Ok so I "restored" an image and I did not notice that you restored the image exactly 1 minute prior. Sorry! It was a mistake, the image was broken when I saw it.

--[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], December 7, 2025.
==update==
* [[Erick Nescio]] - [[Bueno Aire School Shooting Fail 2025]] Full
* [[Timofey K.]] - [[High Score/Loserinfo T]] Full
XD {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== You Scared The Living Shit Out Of Me ==

When I went to the Aotn page to get the Robe Reiner article for tomorrow I freaked and thought I deleted 2025.
I found 2025 in the archives.
Wow! I thought i seriously fucked up.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:23, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
==Missing Pic==
Can you re-upload the image [[:File:Spotify.png]]? It disappeared during the brief September downtime.--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:03, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

==update in tarrant==
I found new cases of [[tarrant]], you can look into it.
[[Tarrantulas]] {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== sorry bro ==

Am dumb nigger [[User:Steienaal10|Steienaal10]] ([[User talk:Steienaal10|talk]]) 22:37, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

== Idea for an articles ==
I have the idea of writing an article about killers based on the number of copycat they have inspired. Yes, there are articles [[Columbine Copycats|for]] [[Tarrantulas|some]] [[Rupnow's simp faction| cases]] but I still find it interressing to regroup all on a list. Especially since some of them don't have enough copycat for having an article for themselves. What do you think ? [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 20:10, 05 february 2026 (UTC)

:You could make like a copycat tree, chain or web diagram. I think that would be pretty cool. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:25, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

== good job ==

{{old bannstar}}

i see youve had VD at least once, but VD doesnt have hitlerkips. idk whether youd want to display it but hitlerkips is just so cuuuute. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:47, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

== hey bro ==

im sort of a newfag when it comes to encyclopedia dramatica lmfao but i have [[Raden Ardianto]] s manifesto if you want it, i also have a shitton of photos of him, his manifesto is indonesian tho so you have to translate it, he made it WAYYYYYYY before his attack {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== [[Wyatt Tomlin]] ==

i don't see dox in the revision history. what date? i see a character.ai link? is that dox? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 15:18, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
:There's also the [[DeviantArt]] stash link. It's been taken down, but it's still accessible through [[Archive.is]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:23, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
::we can't do much about the archive.is thing, other than not link to it, but again, what dates do you want revisions hidden for? all of them? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:03, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
:::Yeah, everything before me adding the NYPA template. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:37, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
::::ok done [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 07:59, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== hi ==

i kiss you --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 19:01, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

==Anyone here wanna play videogames with me sometime?==

I can play: Shellshockers.io, gats.io, diep.io, pretty much any .io game, probably not much else though because this dragon aint got much gold shekels yet sadly.

Oh! I can also do roblox.

But I think shellshocers would be my preffered one because it has a mostly usable chat feature meanwhile others are nonexistant or censored or unusable.

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]]

== Delicias School Stabbing ==

hello: i was clearing broken redirects and saw this article was deleted by a longtime admin so i wanted to ask you before restoring it whether its worth restoring. i saw you did the most edits to it but did not create it so i figure i will ask you. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:04, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:No internet relevance. She's a failed Mexican stabber, that's it. See the new [[ED Is Not]] section for more info. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 14:15, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
::alright i figured i should check. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:51, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== lowscore spam ==

dear lord what a list. i will try to get to that. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 00:43, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

== template addition ==

whenever the highscore template is fixed, add mudfucker to the banned from scoring section --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 21:48, 27 May 2026 (UTC)
:wait—did he try something? or is this just about him writing numerous high score article? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 22:01, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

::he would literally nonstop talk about the banned from scoring section, so to make him happy he can be part of its history --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:02, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

:::added [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:32, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

== <s>shit redirects</s> ==

<s>stop making redirects that are not lowercase catchalls and nobody will type in the search bar. do link aliasing / easter eggs like this: [[jews|(((them)))]]. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 23:49, 30 May 2026 (UTC)</s>
:nvm misread creator [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 01:32, 31 May 2026 (UTC)

Colony Drop

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{{squote|If you’ve ever felt like meeting a bunch of ugly, unattractive, gangly-looking buffoons and are unable to attend a local anime convention in the United States, I’m sure Tokyo Anime Fair would be a suitable replacement. The depressing truth is that not only did these slack-jawed guailo clearly descend onto Tokyo for pure anime intentions, no doubt many of them came just to attend Tokyo Anime Fair.|The owners of Colony Drop actually talking about themselves, trying to admit that they are pasty and spoiled weeaboos themselves, but too fearful that their penises will shrink because of this|color=black|size=300%}}

{{squote|Colony Drop isn't a Macross site, it's an "Old is Good" "New is Bad" Shithole|Once you've read this, it's kind of apparent that it's an oldfag weeabbo circlejerk|color=black|size=300%}}

[[File:ColonyDropsPhilosophy3.jpg|thumb|center|800px|What they believe all animu fans, Nipponesese, and people they don't like should succumb to if nothing sucks their dicks and expectations. Fun Fact: This is actually from their site, photoshooped by some bitter weeb fuck and hosted up for all of the world to see. Believe it!]]

'''[http://www.colonydrop.com Colon Dump]''' is the equivalent of the [[Westboro Baptist Church]] of the Anime Fandom community, who are not comprised of overtly zealous and batshit insane Jesusfags longing for the cock of God, but of overtly jealous, self-hating, spoiled, and utterly insufferable batshit insane basement and nostalgia dwelling anime fans in their 30s from Europe and the US, who have an agenda to make Japan suck their dicks for them to make Japanese Cartoons the "way they want it".

It is also the prime example of the fucktardedness displayed on the other end of the dumbfuck spectrum of Anime Fandom Wankery, known by their more formal name, the [[Weeaboo#The Opposite side of the retard spectrum, but still fucking retarded|Reject Weeaboo]].

Apparently, the site's aim is to ''"[[Nerd Rage|argue against the grain of]] anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions"'', which in turn, means to out right whine and display a twisted and jaded self-entitled perspective of their Anime Fan experience as leverage to act like a bitter ball of shit and piss, while in turn, hoping to ruin everyone's anime related experiences, so that they may perform the biggest Olympic pool sized orgy fueled by self-denial and a need to justify why Anime needs to be "cool" and "manly" for all of Europe and America to "accept it".

There is also nothing like Reject Weeaboos, attempting to act elitist and condencending to a fandom that enjoys Japanese Cartoons, who all and all don't give a shit to a corner of the internet that [http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/colonydrop.com ranks Fucking Fail and dropping on Alexa] for a reason and aren't visited by anyone with half of a brain, including other weeaboos.

Maybe it's because normal people would find people who act this insecure and lost in their lives over why Japan doesn't need to suck a dick to spoiled suburbanite gaijin crowd of another culture are fucking loons and insufferable people to keep in cages so that no one has to experience their fuckery, but maybe that's just us.

==Contents==
[[Image:Sailorwing.jpg|thumb|left|They say if you're from Colony Drop, you would drop everything you're doing and write out a fucking book about this image and how much it makes you feel funny and how much it's making the Anime industry not work for you. That's because Colony Drop writers are all dick and no pussy.]]

[[File:Newsfromdomo.jpg|thumb|right|300px|NEWS FLASH FROM JAPAN ABOUT COLONY DROP'S RECENT DEMANDS ON ANIMU AND MANGO:]]

With flatearthing whiny Reject Weeaboos at there commands, their commons posts are:

*Their [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/11/10/moe-studies-the-fetishization-of-mental-illness-early-wip-1?blog=1 half-assed attempt to defame and about how much they don't like teh] [[Loli|Moe]],

*how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2008/12/29/the-anime-industry-and-how-colony-drop?blog=1 they believe that their pasty whiteboy suburbanite loser asses will change the Animu industry and Japanese society as a whole], [[Unrealistic expectations|thinking that Japan actually gives a fuck]] about whiny annoying gaijin fuckers that whine about Japanese Cartoons,

*yapping off their mouths about how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 the Tokyo Anime Fair was sooooo boring], and hoping to be greater pasty douchey whiteboys by being [[Hardcore|HARDKORE DUDDDE!!!111!]] by making [[Stupid|witty]] remarks about how everything sucked, which is what pasty douchey whiteboys do apparently,

*how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/06/16/the-colony-drop-men-of-destiny-club-let?blog=1 "anime wasn't like back then in the good ol days"],

*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/02/06/operation-british-phase-one?blog=1 whining about how other weeaboos are making them look like fucking idiots (when in turn, they're the only ones looking stupid)],

*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/12/08/this-isn-t-mecca-it-s-disneyland-for-manchildren-the-myth-of-akihabara?blog=1 bitterly yelling about how much Japanese people aren't sucking the dong of American Weeaboo standards in Akihabara],

*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/10/03/new-york-anime-fest-what-yoshiyuki-tomino-was-probably-talking-about?blog=1 jerking off to the advice given by their fucking crazy creator of the anime that they jerkoff to],

*and displaying the greatest amounts of [[racism|arrogant]] [[douchebag|prudish]] White Boy [[Stupid|douchebaggotry]] next to a pile of cocaine, a styrofoam factory, and [[Your Mom|your mom's]] latest clipshow of her vacation in Canada, complete with the "oh those (insert inhabitants of whatever country she went to) are so wacky" statement. [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 Apparently, this statement holds truer than weeaboos eat pocky], apparently being a Reject Weeaboo makes you not only a jackass hypocrite anime elitist shithead that only worships Japan for their animation, but also an [[Americunt|ethnocentric untolerable fucktwat]] [[Nazi|that bitches about everyone having to suck the dong of your ways of life.]]

*'''''[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/08/25/operation-british-jmanga?blog=1 They will also do their best to mask up and plead innocence like how Japan didn't do Unit 731 and Bataan (events that even true weebs would not deny is true) through telling us that they don't intend to change the minds of Japanese directors and animators.] ''''' 
Because the reject weeaboos down at Colon Dump are so fucking likable, and have a lot of [[Lie|insightful articles]] [[Fucktard|on why everything in anime isn't how it's used to be in their tastes because they are arrogant dumbfucks that don't know the meaning of the word time,]] right?

And all of this by bitching about Japanese Cartoons. [[Dignity|How fucking low]] can [[You|you]] [[Fail|get?]]

Best of all, they have [[Gay|a fellow list of cocksuckers]] (under Blogroll, fucking site's composition is retarded) [[Cuddle Party|that get together with each other every night and complain about this stupid nonsensical shit]] while [[Sodomy|enjoying each other's hot manly juices on each other.]] One of them also is a poorly done attempt at a criticism and edgy commentary of the animu done in a webcomic, but it's too fucking stupid to state and name that it would likely destroy our servers.

==Rise from Nobody Gives a Fuck to Nobody Fucking Cares==

{{squote|They look at anime like they are the school jocks and the rest of the fandom are the nerd punching bags. How you can create posts like this one: "a-confederacy-of-dipshits-dissecting-an-infestation" and not expect to be called tools or douches or any other wonderfully appropriate name. |April 24, 2010 at 5:17 pm - Even before this article's creation did even the more intelligent realize the amazing amounts of sad as hell fanwank nerd douchebagottry and fucktard manchild gamer-esque [[Seanbaby]] wannabe humor that the reject weeaboo losers provide at Colon Dump.|color=black|size=300%}}

[[File:NobodyLikesYou.jpeg|Oldfag reject weeaboos that desire the fandom to suck their dongs are just as bad as the weeabbos that scream KAWAII!!11!, camera whore themselves and post up bad homoerotic fanfiction of Fushugi Yugi and shit. Plus, this chick's got a point; fucktard losers that think that their preference of animu is better than others are like the 13 and 22 year old manchildren and tweener gamers that wag their dick around about "teh HALO IS TEH GRATEST GAEM EVAR DURRRR"]]

Their most proudest achievement was [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/01/10/saddle-up-ya-ll-it-s-time-for-the-2010-roundup?blog=1 stating themselves that they won the next animu blog competition of 2010], and then proceeding to blab about how that [[Shit no one cares about|"drawing the ire of such an insular, petty community]] is a sure sign that [[no|we’re doing the right thing.]]" Of course, the truth being that they are reject weeaboos [[DO NOT WANT|that not even other weeaboos]] like for their pisspoor attempt to be [[Fucktard|"edgy, HARDKORE and IN YO FACE"]], while attempting to swing their oldfag anime fanboy penises for everyone to suck on out of insecurity and self-absorbed ego fucktardism, [http://aniblogtourney.wordpress.com/2010/04/24/round-1-match-11-and-12/ they actually lost the first round.] [[Forever Alone|Sad.]] We're also sure that this is the reason why ratings for the shitheap excuse of this place is down to [[Over 9000|over negative one million.]] [[I'm ok with this|Actually, it already was in the first place, so fuck it.]]

Of course, being self-absorbed, [[Irony|insular, petty,]] unwitty and [[Truth|some of the biggest liars, whiners, losers, pretentious "edgy" douchebag geekoid fuckheads and dumbfucks to ever grace the internets with a heavy dose of sadism and bitter contempt for not getting pussy for your anime fanwankery]] doesn't make your post anything short of trollish, it's clearly a sign of your bitter hatred and oldfaggotry seeping into your words.

Don't get us wrong, weeaboos on the teenybopper "KAWAII RANDOMES" end can be the biggest and most annoying fuckers when it comes to defending their moeh, animu and grorious nippon, but nothing beats that except oldfags cumming themselves to picking on the newfag generation, especially intolerable ethnocentric shithead Japanese Cartoon [[Weeaboo|"buffs"]] to heal their jaded broken remains of a soul through [[Troll|ly]][[Fail|ing]] and [[Forever Alone|pretending not to notice nobody likes you]] through pathetic attempts at [[Unfunny|humor]] and [[Stupid|wit]].

Their second greatest achievement is getting onto Weeaboo Central News (AKA Animu News Network) [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/anncast/2011-05-05 and talking their mouths off] about how the anime [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|isn't what's making their dick bigger any more]], and further eroding the reputation of a shitty news site with crap reporting and articles and a fuckheaded forum userbase even further by stooping to hire them for their podcasts! [[NO|Zany!!]]

But it was also revealed in the fucking hueg ass [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/bbs/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=223876 forums] that the closest thing they've coming to doing in their pitiful jackass lives is revealing that they are secretly trying to be the anime-based successor to [[Seanbaby]]. [[NO|Keep going guys, your lifelong achievements are all in your hands!]]

==Motivations of Colony Drop==

We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica aren't just composed of people who insult and mock on a social level, but also of those that mock on a social and personal level as well to showcase why such people are fucking cocksuckers and douchebag attention whores.
The level of Colony Drop's self-hatred and bitter motivations to ruin other weeaboos and animu fan's experiences is such a mindfucking classification of retarded and bitter hatred, it has been decided that analysis of such fucktardery should be attempted in order to make clear of what this site is really all about.

So let's be honest here at ED. While we have used the same terms, over and over again, being "Pasty White, Bitter, Fandom-Obsessed, Self-Deluded Elitist, Basement-Dwelling Virgins", you ''cannot help'' but feel that a majority of these things poured out onto the internets is ''fucking true.''

And let's face it, this place ''is'' created by a bunch of Pasty White, Bitter, Fandom-Obsessed, Self-Deluded Elitist, Basement Dwelling Virgins. When you click that site, read those articles, and push whatever responses this shitheap attempts to communicate to you, you cannot HELP but feel that a majority of these things poured out onto the internets ''are fucking true.''

Let's look back on this shitsack, shall we?

The users are manchildren fuckball wackos, driven to insanity over their fandom in Japanese Cartoons. They post up bitter and lulz worthy material about how other Animu fans are inferior and worthless compared to their tastes and "standing" in the Anime fandom, regardless most sane people wouldn't even give two fucks about what fuckball intentions they state. [http://animesos.tumblr.com/ They have a FUCKING TWITTER devoted to twisting whatever the hell people post up on their Deviant Art and acting in their inane fucktardry as if that makes them "better fans".] They enjoy pathetic attempts at trolling and more so attempting to be edgy and douchy behaviors we know that they wouldn't even have the testicles to pull off IRL because they don't have those balls to act like how they do on the internet and deal with the repricussions. These are the losers who attempt to be the Seanbaby of Anime that fail to live to the name, and even puss out and fail on their first try by not posting up their actual pictures of themselves. These are the losers that puss out and don't even live up to being "manly", that very thing that they jack themselves off to eventually becoming, every night.

[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/26/operation-british-phase-4-the-don-t-pay?blog=1 They post up fucking self-deluded shit about some fandom war about Gundams and Evangelion despite no proof of whatever the fuck they're talking about IS real.] [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/28/hideaki-anno-is-trying-to-kill-anime-and?blog=1 They will go so far out of their way in their fanfuckery that they will stoop to make up claims about animu directors they don't favor.] They desire all of Anime Fandom and Weeaboos to worship them through their "edgy" and "cool" content, so they write articles of some of the most flatearthing bullshit about fandom that no one but these dickmunchers would spend their time on. They are so fucking out of their heads, they would even go to Japan on its slowest of days in order to twist facts about how Akibahara is a playground for inferior Japanese otaku, and like all rabidly sick and fucked in the head fanboys would do, cum themselves and lavishly brag about how the Gundam Bar around the same area is the best place in all of Japan.

These Alpha Male Wannabe posers complain about how a fucking trend in their precious animu, Moe, is the death of anime, and how their pathetic attempt at a website is going to change that. These are loser virgins bitter and thought that Japanese Cartoons would get them laid, who take out their frustrations out on people who don't give two fucks about what they're thinking. These are losers who got one to too many wedgies in High School attempting to kiss up and cater favor to appease to a society that fucks them in the ass, in order to feel accepted over Japanese Cartoons, and how making them "Manly American/European" will help people "take Japanese Cartoons Seriously". [http://animesos.tumblr.com/ These are complete insecure pussies who go as far as to go to anime conventions and take photos, to make fun of them and jerk off to feel satiated in their fandom standing, as if anyone fucking cares.] These are fucking losers that would go as far as to make a magazine dedicated to their retarded and overrated conversations about old anime that no one gives a fuck about anymore.

These are pathetic basement dwelling virgin nerds, bitter and angry at a world that doesn't "embrace anime seriously", who put all of their blame on current trends of what their Japanese Cartoons doesn't follow back when they started watching it in a self-entitled and delusional world of nostalgia and jaded perspectives, and are on a downhill shitdrop to becoming An Hero because about as much as they enjoy acting like some of the most self-entitled and arrogant shithead Reject Weeaboos on the planet, they're really just pathetic hipster virgins, who will sink to any low to even sucking dicks of Japanese Directors in order to curry favor to make themselves feel better at night and help keep their pathetic delusion going as they age into vagina starved cocksuckers desperate for stimulation on their shitty animu site. Not even Weeaboos have this kind of fucked up and mindfucking level of emotional baggage to fuel something as abysmally insane as the fucking rectal santorum of Colony Drop.

These are some fucking pathetic and pitiful assed Reject Weeaboos, and we here at ED have found the top tier of the insanity of fandom fuckery.

[[File:TravisBANSABORIRL.jpg|thumb|350px|Travis Motherfucker Touchdown telling you you're not funny. FUCKHEAD. '''''YOU'RE A JOKE''''', AMIRITE]]

==Owners==

{{squote|Doesn't make that low-hanging fruit any less delicious. Me, I always enjoy gawking at the endless parade that humanity provides.|Zach, who apparently doesn't know how the internets work |color=black|size=300%}}

[[File:MOEEHHHHKITEEHHH.jpg|thumb|left|When you spend your life bitching about this and how it doesn't suck up to your expectations, you know you have fucking issues]]

[[File:FuckinNerds.jpeg|thumb|right|WORST (animu) EVER. Sums up again about what this is all about.]]

* '''Steve'''
* '''[[Zac Bertschy|Zach]]'''
* '''Sean'''
* '''Dave'''
* '''Mark'''

TL;DR, [[Forever Alone|Lonely]] [[Gay|Homoerotic]] [[White Devils|Pasty White]] [[American|Amurican]] [[Douchebag|Douchebags]]

Luckily for them, you can meet them whenever you have a local animu con nearby, although they're too fucking high and mighty as elitist reject weeaboo shitheads themselves, [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/12/21/anime-los-angeles-2011-panel-schedule?blog=1 they'll only go to big city cons.] Feel free to punch or kick the living shit out these guys and tell them they aren't witty, effective, cool, interesting, or funny in the least. They'll also hold a booth, or provide some dumbfuck "deep artistic insight" on why they can't get laid, so don't be afraid to set up an open fire! ''';3'''

Also, don't be afraid to weed these douchebags out if you hear they do come. These shitbags also take no prisoners making fun of anyone and being the pussyfoot dicksticking fuckfaces too busy fapping themselves to their self-entitled "elite fan rank". '''''They will also follow you around with a fucking camera and even beat off to the photos by how much they can make fun of your ass for kicks. [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/08/27/anime-expo-2010?blog=1 We do NOT FUCK WITH YOU ON THIS.]''''' So, for fun's sakes, if you see a faggot running around with a high-class camera, or a bunch of losers muttering about how everything sucks and how much your life is worth less then theirs because of anime shit that no one fucking cares about, [[Pwn|gather your friends and show them a great time]]. And if you're a sad bastard that enjoys managing cons, have a fucking brain and have security weed these bastards out, and have them play rapedolls with this crew of jaded pathetic shit.

And while we at ED do have incriminating pictures as well, they are often shot by a third party source, i.e., us not fucking with what's actually happening, and usually, we have something to write about more so than pretending to be Newfag Summer Anon and being pussies than do something cool.

==Asshurt? In my ED? It's more likely than you think==

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Disregardless of these facts, it is also well documented in the past that they are extremely obsessed with striking back on those on the internet who make slander and criticism, as well as in-your-fucking-balls mockery against their pathetic site. Such actions are overly reacted against, that they will spend 5% of their day vandalizing it, while spending 95% of it jacking off on their IRC chat and lathing in their complete insanity. In other words, they are so dedicated to their site, it's not really known if these losers ever get out of their basements.

So as of [[Last Thursday]], the rejects at Colon Dump have noticed the page's existence. Apparently, their most "offensive attempt" was to post up a screencap of the person who wrote this shit up and write off the most insipid nerd loser comment ever made by their mommies (ie, [[Unwarranted Self Importance|attempting to look nerd smart]]) and feel better about themselves.

[[Truth|Apparently, they didn't catch the fact that when there's only one person that looked at their shitty site and wrote up why it sucks, most of all, the fact that no one ever visits it, they should take the hint that no one fucking cares about vain jaded losers that whine about Japanese Cartoons not catering to their tastes. ]] Goes to show that [[Win|quality]] is always better than [[You|quan]][[Fucktard|tity]] in [[IRL|anything]].

Here's also their [[User:Paynefall|user page]].

We're likely that these assholes are going to strike back again because of how "we are ruining their reputations", and likely are still going to be asshole anime fan losers that still want to stick their cock into [[Lie|pussy]] through means of fandom wanking.

[http://tweetmeme.com/story/5896899128/colony-drop-encyclopedia-dramatica Here's also further proof of their fuckery, which doesn't help as this only helps show how much more pathetic they are getting to be.]

[[File:NOMOARHEROE.jpeg|thumb|230px|Travis Fuckin Touchdown, everything you hate and wish you colon dump losers could be. What's his secret? He's not a insufferable fucktard hardkore internets r srs buiznzz blogger burn out weeb loser. There's a great reason why his game sells alot more, it's because he kills people to buy more animu and not give a fuck what other people think, not sit on a computer and whine like a fucking nerdass bitch about why you can't get laid through Bizarre Jelly 5.]]

==The [[Moar]] You Know==
[[File:Aniwapanese.jpg|thumb|Even animu animators want these loser fucks to [[STFU]].]]

[[File:ColonyDropsPhilosophy.jpg|250px|thumb|What the people at Colony Drop jerk off to every night.]]

Here on the analysis of Colony Drop, we've learned these very important facts:

#Why bitter burnout [[oldfags]] are never bearable in the first place,
#Why geeks that bitch about fandom and never shut up about it are whiny douchebag losers that nobody likes,
#Why these guys don't have any friends regarding their self-inflated egotism and self-given dumbfuckery,
#Why being an elitist on the internet isn't an award that gets you a pile of cocaine with a hot shot car powered by [[Harbl|harbl]] and blowjobs from [[Women|hookers]],
#Why douchey white boy losers that [[Butthurt|bitch and complain]] about shit that's from another country are actually the biggest losers you'll ever know,
#Why [[Comic book fans]] like these aren't ever going to get their dicks touched by an actual woman.
#Why no one likes pretentious wannabe tough guy ethnocentric pseudo internet bullies, and why they'll forever be alone.
#Yelling about anime fandom to make yourself feel better at night isn't going to do shit,
#The intellectual elitist end of the Anime Fandom Spectrum is just as fucking retarded and stupid as the "randomness" weeaboos,
#Attempting to be smart and "edgy" by writing up "slandering" articles without doing your research is going to make you look fucking stupid,
#This is the reason why directors and creators don't ever listen to fans,
#When fat basement nerds are whining like babies, you know there is no [[Dignity|dignity]] nor credibility when it comes to whining, baby mouthed, ego driven, pretentious, [[Nerd Rage|school age internet shit throwing]],
#Basement otaku in Japan forever are more likable than you fucktards,
#Why nerds like these are the greatest examples of racial and ethnic imperialism on the internets (SRS FUCKIN BUZINZZ YO)
#Even fucking [[Anonymous]], being the [[Hacking|pillaging]], [[Rape|raeping]], [[Drama|destructive]] [[Troll|hellions]] of the interwebs, posting up the most insane, offensive and mind blowing shit in the internets, [[Truth|are more fucking funny, witty, effective, in your fucking face, and more controversial than any of the flatearthing bullcum horseshit shat out from any of you fucks,]] and have provided more insightful and tolerable fucking topics on [[a/|/a/]], [[jp/|/jp/]], and [[Touhou|/touhou/]] combined, and have left a greater impact on the animu community than whatever the fuck Colon Dump would ever create in its life time.
#[[Truth|PLUS, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BLOG, IT'S UNFUNNY, STUPID, RETARDED, PRETENTIOUS, SHITHEADED AND FUCKING BANAL, CREATED BY INSUFFERABLE AND UNLIKABLE REJECT WEEABOO FUCKTARDS THAT WILL NEVER GET LAID.]]

==[[TL;DR]],THEIR GOAL:==

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<center>'''JAPAN ISN'T SUCKING OUR DONGS AND MAKING JAPANESE CARTOONS OUR WAY!!!!''' </center>

<center>'''SAME FUCKING WEEABOO SHIT, DIFFERENT END OF THE STUPID SPECTRUM'''</center>

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*[[Weeaboo]]
*[[Fucktard]]
*[[Forever Alone]]
*[[Nerd Rage]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Megatokyo]] - The other end of the insufferable weeaboo fandom, only Fred got laid.

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Zac Bertschy

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Anime News Network/Zac Bertschy

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'''Zac Bertschy''' is a fat ass burnt out [[Wapanese#The Opposite side of the retard spectrum, but still fucking retarded|Reject Weeaboo]] who is currently to this day the executive editor of [[Anime News Network]]. However, beyond that scope, he is a nostalgia ridden hambeast responsible for the creation of [[Colony Drop]], the current fiancee of fucktoy weeaboo Hope Chapman '''[[Jesuotaku]]''' of [[TGWTG]] fame, and an overall irritable bias bending fact cooking California dwelling tumor that thrives on the blood and rape produced sexual fluids of anime fans everywhere.

==Personality==
Currently does not have a soul, though he attempts to express it through bitterness and "witty", "snarky", and "biting" snide "sarcasm". He is also a pro self insulting hypocritical Japanese purist, specifically stating that if you aren't Japanese in origin, you aren't exotic enough to be used, abused, and raped by him, and that you are less than trash because all anime has to be from Japan or you're not anime, just a wannabee.

He prides himself as a Democrat, although his views are just as bad as any [[Social Justice Warrior]] and Male [[Feminist]]. He is a frequent advocate of Anti-Moe Japan, and claims that all of anime that like moe and cute things are pedophiles; there won't be any time you hear him not yell about how his precious hobby of anime has turned into things he's seen as "kid's stuff" and not make him look like the tough cool self pretentious faggot nerd he is. There was at one point a time where he got angry at anime fans about a show that hosted airsoft guns[http://www.airsoftsociety.com/forums/f38/anime-news-network-writer-has-apologize-airsoft-players-globally-79726/] and moe[https://lunitunz.wordpress.com/2013/07/20/stella-womens-academy-high-school-division-class-c3-episode-1-any-volunteers-to-enlist/] lolis and ragged at them just to get some steam off out of his asshole; [[Irony|ironically]], [[Hypocrite|he is]] [[Pedo|married to a woman 10 years younger than him]] (he was born in 1980; Hope was born in 1990; MOTHERFUCKINGMATH!!). Guess like any hypocrite high standing pasty judgemental fuck who sits in a cushy job, he sure enjoys his hypocrisy and closet skeletons, huh?

==History==
As stated by sources deep on the web, Zac is an asshole wannabe film critic who planned on wanting to get rich like Jay Sherman on The Critic. As reality hit though, he is a self loathing alcoholic that takes out his frustrations on others and downs the booze out of self pity and jealousy of other people able to be more of an egotistical fuck than him in the game of fucktard ego dickmeasuring in real life. According to his sister, he and his family lived out in the badlands of the Midwest near Albuquerque, in where he lived in lower middle class conditions like a trailer out in the middle of the desert, and was subjected to immense amounts of emotional abuse by his daddy.

He used to roam around [[Something Awful]] and his username was TheSwami, in where he [https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/true-tales-shocking/1/ talked about being cucked and publicly humiliated by a Rocky Horror Picture Show fan group in college], [https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/girl-gaming-store/1/ saw underage b& happen in a game store], and [https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1812820&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2 makes fun of movies out of being a truly talentless hack.] Guess that explains the SJW faggotry....

===Ties to Colony Drop===
Sometime during the mid 2000s, when anime was turning away from old hat to new faces regarding story content and material for shows, Zac was very butthurt about how Japan wasn't catering to his favors. You see, after several years of being an anime fan, a lot of hard cores at their 20s usually '''A.''' Get a life, '''B.''' Say fuck it and just embrace what they like even if the times change, or '''C.''' Move on to other things. Zac did not enjoy that, and instead chose the embittered, deluded elitist forum lurker path of being a whiny culturally non existent hypocritical First World privileged spoiled fatass that he was, much like any Reject Weeaboo and Japanophile that thinks they own the country, despite never having touched foot in the country other than the typical week long vacation in Tokyo and forever having first impressions when a cute Japanese girl leaves your stupid pasty ass and when a Japanese salaryman pushes you down, fucks you in the ass with a samurai sword, and then runs over you like the doormat you are. Being a fat loser like [[Arudou Debito]] and motivated by bitter resentment because back in your AMERICAN hometown, you never took the lesson to fuck over your aggressors and instead took the path to remain as the pussy deprived dickless vindictive nerd you are, isn't that right Zac?

Back to the point, much to any of our surprise, *GASP* Zac had friends! OMFG And after getting together after luring underage b& at an anime convention and raping her gangland style, they decided to do what was never done before: Put up a cool *FUCKINDUMBcoff* anime website, because anime creators and producers weren't sucking their dick anymore. What a fuckin' surprise.

===Anime News Network Career===
Well.... Where do we begin.

Zac's career all started back in 1998, when he was a rising young star in the world of anime reporting and journalism. Into 1999, Zac set foot in ANN's first days- And so, begins his severe fall from grace.

Zac is quite known for being a fair AHAHHAHAHA fuck no hahahahaha no no no no no no he's not. Hahaha... Zac is actually quite a bitter oldfag who's long grown out his Animu Fan Club card from college. Not only fat, bulging fat and titanic whale fat but he's also tinges with pasty tired and weathered "I hate the fucking job" all over him. Believe us, when you see a picture of him, you'll know.

Anyways, Zac's the kind of reviewer, much like those of the epic and lulzy [[Zoe Quinn]] and whomever fucked up the ladder on [[GamerGate]] at [[Kotaku]], only he's gone far, '''far''' under the radar due thanks to the garb of obscurity and how anime was long a niche and leet nerd underground fuck you to normfags and elitist white people. He's infact gone and done his Zoe Quinn level style of reviewing for YEARS (counting 17 now) since Anime didn't suck his dick like the levels of Gundam 0079, Cowboy Bebop and Akira.

His reviewing can be summed up like this:

Moe, Cute, Schoolgirls, not made for men = Trash

Anything with guys in it and is SUPER MATURE = Trash

Anything Shounen = Trash

Anything Artsy = Trash

Anything too Japanese = Trash

Evangelion = Trash

Anything by Hayao Miyazaki = [[8.8]]/10

Anything that was approved by the basement dweller American Anime fandom = GOLD 10/10

"Anything that was like Cowboy Bebop and Gundam and caters to my tastes" = ORGASM 10/10

You see, it's not really hard to know why people don't like him. Much like any eager dumbfuck who thought that they were gonna get shipped with a big budget blockbuster title to jack off and lathe admiration onto when they think that reviewing will get their foot in the door of whatever big budget entertainment industry they aim for, Zac's truly a shining example of the wannabee critic.

What is the wannabee critic?

The Wannabee Critic is the kind of stupid foolish fucktard fag who has a very narrow view of the world, follows the ways of sucking the literal cock off of people than following their own discretion, and sits around doing fuck all instead of reading, studying, or going outside. Zac's never had that spirit that all of our beloved badass or smooth talking or stylish or charismatic whomever protagonists and heroes that are paraded in public has- ie "FUCK YOU IT'S MY LIFE". When one has to be a critic, a series of criterion must be formed so that a basis of standard can be known to know whether or not something can be considered art or shit. As we can all see, Zac... Has none of that. What, an anime reviewer gets his criterion from going on his own impetus and will to study actual Japanese culture and actual things so that he knows what the fuck is different from whatever and has a broad but defined and focused definition of what's going on and to make a definite decision?

You want to know why this shitminstrel is on the level of That Guy With The Glasses and Kotaku?

He said "WELL TAHT'S BULLSHITE I'M A GENIOUS AS IT IS FUCK KNOWLEDGE AND UNDERSTANDING IM A REVIEWER BECAUSE I NEED TO GET LAID" and followed it in his heart since he set foot on his quest of self centered deluded dumbfuckery. '''''That's why''''' he's a fuckin' Wannabee Critic. That's why he IS lumped with those fuckers. That's why he has an article here at ED. If he didn't the writer wouldn't be wasting his fuckin' time with this shit and would be jacking off to his porn stache right now in peace, away from anyone, but NOOOO.....

Aside from the fact that he came from the generation that gave us Skinamax and the likes of Dinosaur Island, in short, Zac is a very fuckin' bad reviewer. What the fuck else do I need to say more about this loser?

Click this shit. Fucking click it. [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/preview-guide/]

Go through all of this shit. I dare you. Every fucking word he says, it's just oozing with that aforementioned shit. Does it need to be hammered into your head like a fuckin' nail? Anyways.....

Since 1999, this has been his thing. Don't get us wrong, there are fair reviewers out there, but we can safely say that there are plenty of people like him who were inspired by him. Hell, look at Bennett the Sage and Jesuotaku. Look at Colony Drop and THEM Anime reviews. It's not hard to say why ladies turn away from anime nerds and why they don't get laid. They're fuckin' assholes. What a legacy.

===[http://sheslostcontrol.net/2013/09/shifting-the-goalposts/ Getting asshurt and staking his professional career in sake of fighting with those online? Yeah, he's done it]===

Another amazingly bad thing he's done is his Agony Aunt/Uncle/Dear Abbey style editorial of HEY, ANSWERMAN!

And this is where shit gets LEGENDARY.

===The Cancellation of Kodomo no Jikan: ZAC'S PENILE ANTI IMPOTENCE TREATMENT===

{{quote|You know, I remembered hearing about this title back when our lolicon wars were raging, but I never really looked it up; your synopsis there doesn't mention how old the Rin character is, so I had to look it up.

She's in 3rd grade. And apparently this manga is pretty popular with the loli crowd so I have to assume it's unsubtle about what the point of the whole thing is.

Barf.

While I can't possibly endorse this release - the whole concept makes my flesh crawl - so far, not even the hardcore gay porn you find in manga aisles has managed to cause any kind of a stir. This is - I think, anyway - the first lolicon title that's explicit enough to be released here with shrinkwrap, so the potential for danger is probably higher than it is with yaoi manga, but for right now I'm not sure I'd be panicked about this release.

Is it gross and wrong? Yes. Do I wish Seven Seas would just leave this particular Pandora's Box alone and maybe consider not releasing comic book kiddie porn? Of course. But they will anyway. Maybe we'll get lucky and nobody will buy it and they'll stop barking up the pedo tree, but for now, we just have to hold on and hope that this is silently put into only a few markets, disappears, and is then never heard about again.|[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/answerman/2007-05-18 Try googling Nymphet and Answerman together. Anime News Network's got that search locked down harder than Kotaku does about shit on Zoe Quinn and Hideki Kamiya.]}}

To bring context to this amazing, unaforementioned, and unyet heard of incident....

[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/answerman/archive Answerman was an editorial periodical piece started by Fatass Bertschy in January 17th, 2001 (Hasshin!) and lasted up until November 28th, 2008 (So Long, Suckers!)].

In this brilliant display of time and cause, not only this comes to show how far and bitter Zac has come to this current day, but also showcases a brilliant and lulztastic filled case of what one fat, illminded and dumbass fuck will take to get all of the moeh animu off of his shelves in the US.

[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/answerman/2007-05-18 On May 18th, 2007], war was beginning. Kodomo no Jikan was a series made by a woman and was made for Japanese audiences out in Japan. However, when Del Ray Publishing decided to port it out to the US, they went with the name Nymphet. As if that name isn't as fucking subtle as Lolita.

Sometime during this, Zac was frustrated. He had enough. He woke up tired, grumpy, and with frustration to take out on. Every woman he met rejected his advances. His dick was hard. He realized that using his fandom as an excuse to be cool wasn't working out for him and that in actuality he was a fucking loser. But then he heard about Kodomo no Jikan. Moe animu. With lolis. He knew wat to do He was ready. Because he was an anime reviewer and some low level blue collar stiff fuck out of California, he did it. He put on his Answerman fucktard costume, zipped down his fly, screamed for a second because he is a scrawny sounding fuck and tore his vocal cords, and leapt out onto the streets and into the airport to go to Tokyo for his mission of [[Unwarranted Self Importance|securing the future of mango and animu in the face of the dreaded moeh because it threatened his manhood.]]

He yelled at creator Kaworu Watashiya with all of his might and came as hard as he could. He yelled the fuck out at her, telling her that she was a "stupid nip cunt", saying she knew nothing about girls, nothing about ladies, nothing about anything, because she was from Japan and because he was from America, because we all know that in America gender equality and sexual responsibility is the highest throughout the world. His jizz splashed on her face, and he yelled at her to lick it off or else he would track her down and rape her for great justice and tape it live for her editors and all of the Japanese nation to see because '''''he was that important dammit'''''. And all in the purpose of desiring her to stop creating Kodomo no Jikan because he did it '''''for the children'''''. Mara bless his stupid crazy batshit gorilladick raping insane self.

It would make any SJW Feminist proud to know that he did this and forever, he became an unknown hero of Internet Humanitarianism and White Knighting everywhere in the White People dominated culture enforce Murica forever. He was then awarded an Enlightening and Saving the Stupid Nips special medal by himself made of paper machaie from his cum and piss and whatever moeh manga he got after beating up whomever innocent bystander on the street that crossed his path.

In reality though, Zac pretty much at this point was the original faggot that EVERY SJW and White Knighting Internet Humanitarianism fuckhead ever DREAMED to be, years before their fucktard agenda and desire to rule the world because power is fear and evil apparently. Through his faggot fat ass and his high seat throne, he essentially told off a Japanese woman that her girl centered series about a girl third grader who had shit parents and needed a fuckton of life guidance and that the story was willing to go into more controversial gray area territory of sexuality, perceptions of being admired, and gender roles through a very, ''very'' young protagonist responsibly without sexual undertones that their culture was totally okay with, was awful, dirty, pedophile attracting, not to his tastes, horrendous, sinful, blasphemous, and outright evil to everything anime that was to him, his other likeminded cocksucking ilk, and all of his faggot orgy engaging faghomos on Colony Drop '''without even looking at a page of it'''. To this day, he is admired by them and daily he gets letters of recommendation that his pure male fandom is willing to jerk him off and make him feel like the Animu Hero Kingu he is.....

However.... Zac still felt rornery. The fact that he attracted MALES didn't do anything. Sure, he cummed onto Kaworu Watashiya, went to Japan..... but it was all in a fleeting moment. He was still empty. He felt there was still more to do..... TO BE CONTINUED

[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2007-06-07/nymphet-creator-u.s-publisher-blog-on-cancellation And this did happen, to be exact.]

PSSSTTT

''' "the opinions expressed herein do not necessarily represent...."''' '''''When your stupid fucking news site has a fat bitter piece of fucking garbage who is a human being, yes they fuckin' do! Bias, anyone?'''''

{{quote|The original discussion there was about Oh! My Goddess; Bamboo Dong reviewed the latest volume of the TV series in her column, Shelf Life, which sparked some controversy in the forums. Someone claimed that Belldandy was the perfect woman (shortly before claiming that anyone who dislikes the series must be in a deluded minority), and that she embodies the ideal that all men fantasize about.

I took offense to that. I've always seen Belldandy as an emotional doormat; she's an unrealistic fantasy, written to appeal to men who apparently want to marry someone who's almost completely subservient and eternally patient. She loves to cook and clean! Her eye never wanders toward other men! She supports Keichi no matter how badly he screws up! Heck, she doesn't even argue with him!

To me, she's basically the idealized 1950's housewife stereotype, a hoary old cliche leftover from the days when gender politics were swept under the rug and females were still considered second-class citizens. I don't "fantasize" about being married to someone like that, and I'm sure there are a lot of guys out there who are with me on that. Don't get me wrong; Oh! My Goddess is a decent show, but I don't enjoy it because I'm secretly in love with a cartoon character.

The argument was then extrapolated to female characters in anime as a whole, and how they're written. Sure, moe is certainly a phenomenon, and the Japanese are cranking out shows to appeal to that audience by the dozen. While that's definitely a trend - and shows like that are growing more and more popular as time goes on - there are a wealth of what I'd consider "decent" female characters.|[[HA HA HA, OH WOW]] [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/answerman/2007-05-04 WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKIN SHIT]}}

===Hooked by Hope Chapman===

===Telling Nash Bozard to kill himself===
http://swamitime.tumblr.com/post/52760739920/enough-of-this

[http://unicentury.tumblr.com/post/52764308009/bullshit-hoedown-enough-of-this "I never liked Nash before. I REALLY don’t like him now."] - Regarding Nash Bozard

===TGWTG DRAMA! OH HO HO WACKY===

===Where was he then?===
Zac lost a lot of weight, which did absolutely nothing for his shitty personality or unflattering facial features. After allowing Hope Chapman (sorry, ''Jacob'' Chapman - we'll get into that in a little bit) to fuck their way into the assistant editor position at Anime News Network, the site has somehow gotten even worse. The ANNCast podcast, which was formerly hosted by Zac and the much more tolerable Justin Sevakis with some occasional guests from the industry, is now 95% of the time him and Jacob blabbering on for at least an hour about how much modern anime sucks except for (insert progressive/elitist show of the season here).

===uh oh hot dog===
When his fiancee, Hope Chapman, ''came out as transgender'', Zac forced himself into a state of delusion and denial that almost makes you feel sorry for the guy. (<s>''Almost.''</s> lol no) If anyone asks Zac now, he's definitely been bisexual his entire life, despite never having mentioned this before Hope came out, and it's also hinted that as such a beta cuck, he let her be the one who wore the pants and fucked hip up the ass with a strap on when hanky panky came up. Act like a fag, get put in line like fag was literally how this all played out.

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Zac nowadays is going headlong into probable assfucking due to him and his bottom bunk fuck buddy trying to take on [[Vic Mignogna]] as a ruse to hide the fact that they had sex with the groomed underage boys fellow convention predator friend and guest writer Dylan "Hazukari" Keilman provided him, Jacob Chapman, Christophe Macdonald, and all of ANN with.

He was also triggered with the use of the word SJW, which he BAWWWSS that is "hate speech". Keep on using it. For massive damage. And Great Justice.

===Where he is now: Ten Foot Below===
During the [[Coronavirus|coof]] pandemic, on May 21, 2020, Zac Bertschy, resident Californian leech and big mouthed atheist nerd nobody, was found dead in his apartment with his cats. According to autopsy, it was revealed Zac totally relapsed into a massive lush, with at least over 9000 Skyy vodka bottles downed laying all over his house like a vagina after a gang rape, having died of both cirrhosis of the liver and a massive heart attack at least a few days before his body was found by his ex-husband. While it has not been stated, it's greatly speculated his cats ate his fucking face off, as evidenced of past deceased and found cat owners found countlessly throughout the centuries.

Although countless anime journals and news sites gave their condolences, the matter has to be said: He was a total fucking asswipe who lived and died as a low self esteem ridden projecting lowlife bully, and inspired so many other entitled consuumer weeaboo losers like him to raise their voices, be heard, and be a blight on to the internet, nevertheless the rest of the world. We can only take from this that his guilt from being a total fucking scumfucker for over two decades turned into a massive monster in his closet that constantly taunted him until it decided to leap onto his back and fuck him up the ass until all he could do was become an hero, and that such an end is the only way loser hipster weeaboos will ever see. Hey, at least we're honest. Fuck this fat ass scumbag fucker.

Other things that happened upon his death were:

Anime News Network proceeding to give him a virtual wake (aylmao), which was immediately crashed and trolled by countless fans of his who wondered how he died. This went as well as you'd think it would.

Immediately after, proceedings of property reallocation saw that Hope Chapman took nearly all of his belongings, including his computer shit, from his family. It's said he had scripts, writings, and projects he was working on, which as through his eyes, and no, seriously, were lesser than toilet paper.

Zac's sister Erin soon made a blog that shed light on FUCKING EVERYTHING.

Carpetbagger crackerass nobody and Canuckland turncoat [[Jew|cultural marxist]] soyboy refugee Dave Merrill puts on his crotchless vegan soylent substitute of being an [[Internet Tough Guy]], telling the world to have "bad fee fees for talking bad about a man who had opinions, boo hoo woo". People on the internet instead went Ultra-Striesand Effect and took this as DO IT FAGGOT and proceeded to shit on his grave anyway.

As Zac was an atheist, we can fairly say he did not have a soul, and does not longer exist.

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==Why this article exists==
You see here peons and children, in the spirit of the creators of the Colony Drop article, Zac Bertschy is pretty much a horrible, awful, hypocritical, unproductive, malign-influenced shitbag of a person. He essentially sat atop of what is essentially a fundamental news source for all things anime, and proceeds to shit on it to trickle down so that his own agendas can be achieved by making it as good of a news source as [[Kotaku]]. He is a huge ethnocentric weeaboo who has shown himself as a Japanese purist, and though he hates weeaboos, he has the same spirit of any wapanese parading asshole who claims that Japan should be their United States of America and suck them off due to having the same deluded self righteous attitude and skewed viewpoint on the world because they are pussy deprived and got one too many wedgies in high school, and deliberately takes them out on people just so that he can feel better about himself. Zac also found a true other in Hope Chapman, who is a cheating backstabbing dead body ladder climbing slut with as much virtue as him, and are a match made in heaven (The Buddhist heaven where the Dick demon Mara ensnares all in delusional and evil ways in fact and yeah he is the Christian God). Best of luck to him, because that point when she divorces his ass, steals his house, forces by legal right to hand over his assets and fucks another guy up Shithead Cocksucker Stiff Space Mountain '''he's gonna need it'''.

So instead of being anyone grateful, adventurous, insightful, and pretty cool, Zac is infact none of these things. He is essentially a [[Social Justice Warrior]] [[Internet Humanitarianism]] parading Moral Fag White Knighting hypocrite racist, self centered fatass, and demeaning, insult spewing, hate spreading, and expression trampling shitbag who thinks you're less than human if you like Anime not like him and draw anime if you're not from Japan. There's more to this list, but that would take centuries, as would any other asshole documented on this site. So add on if you like.

==Other names he goes as:==
*Goku420 - Used this as his moniker on That Guy With The Glasses [http://animationrevelation.com/forum/index.php?topic=87.140;wap2]

==Let him know of his renown and fame!==
*https://twitter.com/ActionZacku (his old Twitter was hacked and permanently closed by Twitter over threatening remarks said hacker made at the same time Anime News Network was)
*http://swamitime.tumblr.com/
*http://ask.fm/ANNZac
*<s>http://zac-bertschy-old.kinja.com/</s> BALEETED
*http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/bbs/phpBB2/ - Where his fans and likeminded ilk love to permeate because chans even don't like their shit. [[Lol-cow]] heaven to be exact.
*http://www.colonydrop.com/ - He long deleted himself off of the place, but one trip to the Wayback Machine later.....
*http://fucknotvtropes.tumblr.com/post/87508443811/a-former-entry-on-the-rwby-page-for-hate-dumb Just because you don't like [[TV Tropes]] doesn't mean you aren't a fuckwaste. Also evidence of supreme reject weaabooatry- It's surprising how far the That Guy with the Glasses tabloid shitfest goes around and up its own asshole and out its mouth again.
*http://swamitime.tumblr.com/post/88724687979/when-it-comes-to-tv-tropes-is-it-the-website To Jimmy the Rustles of the TV Tropes fan crowd. We hate everyone equally here, so there's no exception.
*http://zacbertschy.com - Zac can't post his shitty blogs on Medium like everyone else because he's special.
*zac@animenewsnetwork.com - Let him know that he should be proud of his achievements and this page which documents nearly everything that he has done to get this far.
*http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/staff.php Hell, in fact, let EVERYONE KNOW.

{{Weeaboo}}
{{Anime}}
{{TGWTG}}
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Internet Humanitarianism]]
[[Category:People|Bertschy, Zac]]
[[Category:Social Justice]]

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2026-05-30T23:49:41Z

H64: /* shit redirects */ new section

{{welcome}}

Obligatory welcome above

==Good job==
Good work on finding missing images. Your work has not gone unnoticed.
--[[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 14:14, 24 April 2021 (EDT)
==Defeat==
How did I not see that Cho articel did not have category year added... My one mission in this world was to add category years to shooter articles, and yet one of the most obvious escaped me... I have no other option than to challenge you to a knife fight. Name the time and place.--[[User:Carpice|Carpice]] ([[User talk:Carpice|talk]]) 02:49, 7 January 2024 (EST)

==Brenton Tarrant==

Really nice job expanding the article, it was already big enough but still lot of good stuff added. I'm gonna try to write him and post his letter here in gallery since I can't find the others he has sent from jail so far. - [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]])

== [[VD]] Nomination. ==

Anyone else think he should get one? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 07:30, 10 March 2024 (EDT)

:I second this. He's on here pretty much everyday since this version of the site was up, does a lot of the menial tasks that the rest of us are too lazy to do (like cleaning up the graded scores), and he's like always watching the recent changes. Clearly a dedicated individual. And ya, it's been a while since somebody got the VD so that'd be pretty cool.

:--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 13:42, 10 March 2024 (EDT)
:Can we get someone who’s not a newfag to second this. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 19:55, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

::Idk if I count, I had this account for four months and was on here around the same amount of time without an account before that, but I'd say Paul deserves a VD just off the [[Brenton Tarrant]] article alone, and yeah his consistency is awesome, would love to see someone get it it's been a while. - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 04:19, 14 March 2024 (EST)

::I'm a few days tardy to this but I'm only a 6 month EDitor and close to-3 year lurker, I think I've lost the newfaggot branding. I’d say he deserves it considering the sheer amount of examples on his contribs page. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:54, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== Redirect ==

Thx for fixing the redirect on [[Micah Johnson]] idk what the fuck I was doing i'm half asleep lol - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 03:29, 20 March 2024 (EST)

== The Coffin of Andy and Leyley ==

Your Steam says you only have played it for 4 hours and you have all 6 achievements, did you beat it in those 4 hours? Was it good? --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:55, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

:I did, and yes, it was. I'm currently waiting for episode 3. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:25, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== You just won Vox Dramatica, nigger ==
You've been editing the high score-adjascent pages like every single day for I don't even know how long and I think you deserve a medal.

[[file:rainbowheart.gif]]

Now don't go full [[Couch Cuck]] mode. [[User:JohnBarosa|JB]] | [[User talk:JohnBarosa|**(SQUARE UP NIGGA)**]] 01:57, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Congratulations]]! [[A winner is you]]! ==

On getting the long-awaited VD (and Hitler's birthday too lol). Gud job 👍👍

[[File:Putin Cheers.jpg|400px]]

--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 09:38, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== Great Pic ==

I love that picture you put up in [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] of him shot. Damn!! That is just fantastic. You win the Internet.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:43, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

== Restore ==

Hey, I was able to make a backup of the articles a few hours before we were taken offline. But we are missing recent images, especially in the Icewillow9 article. Could you reupload those? Thanx. [[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 16:02, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for approving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:03, 9 Oct 2024 (PT)
Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:50, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Help ==

Could you help me find [[Nathaniel Veltman]]'s Manifesto? it was called a white awakening {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

== LOLWUT ==

[[File:XDDD.png|left|200px|thumb|Saw you following William Athchison too XD]]{{clear}}

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:22, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

== New manifesto, if you want ==
[https://murderpedia.org/male.A/images/adkisson-jim/adkisson-manifesto.pdf |I found the Knoxville church shooter's manifesto.] feel free to use it, just credit me. I'm making a more legible revision myself {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

==template edit suggestion==

hey, for the dying alone template can you put [[TheOdd1sOut]] and [[PACKGOD]] in those dying alone? please and thank you. also btw, i think we should put [[SML]] on article of the now since logan is unsurprisingly in drama yet again [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 03:57, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== Do you remember the Matt Gaetz Article form .wiki. ==

I swear there was a matt gaetz article on here at some point. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 12:14, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

== You think <nowiki>{{VDwinner}}</nowiki> would look good on your profile… ==

Cause we have a whole template for that if you wanna fancy way to display your flashy medal. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:20, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{clear}}
Here’s an example if you want one…

{{VDwinner|April|2024|their shooter autism and general wiki maintenance skills}}

U liek? Yes? No? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:25, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{Clear}}

Cool [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 13:54, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

==Death Penalty Article?==

I swear the tone of the article for the Death Penalty was much more positive for it when I read it in 2024. What happened? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:07, 8 February 2025 (UTC)
:Idk if it's supposed to be satire on anti-death penalty people but it comes off as too serious and MUCH less lulzy. One of the new edits was literally, ''"Amnesty international is a group of smart people who oppose the death penalty."'' lolwut? So anyways I brought back most of the old version.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 00:44, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

==help==
I sincerely understand that you can reject me. But it may sound a bit strange what I can tell you, but I need your help because I want to create two templates for the page and the problem is that I am not an admin.
Basically those two templates that I try to want would be Disney and Portuguese, because my problem is that I am not an admin, that's the point, but I have seen interesting articles that can be part of a template of its own. So I will tell you the list which deserves to be in each template according to what I think or don't think but really what I saw.

===Disney template===
* [[Disney]]
* [[DisneyEquestrian2012]]
* [[DisneyFan01]]
* [[DisneyMaster]]
* [[Galactus96Tuber]]
* [[The Loud Channel]]
* [[Bambifan101]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[Disney Princes]]
* and all the shitty movies made by Disney

===Portuguese template===
* [[Portugal]]
* [[Brazil]]
* [[Suzano School Shooting]]
* [[Diogo Mendes]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[SpringBelleBunny]]
* [[Felipeneto]]
* [[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]
* [[World Cup 2010]]
* [[Isaac Chagas]]
* [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
* [[Medianeira School Shooting]]

That would be all if you reject me. Okay, I understand, I respect you, but oh well. It was just a little help, if you could help me create those two templates, if you're busy, I respect you.

By DinkDummy {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== Thanks for fixing my mess (once again) ==

Can't believe I added a duplicate image... [https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Robert_Card&diff=prev&oldid=3650 Not even the first time I've done that.] I'm surprised that nothing seems to ever get past you though. Do you just go through the entire page when someone edits it or something?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:16, 15 July 2025 (UTC)

== I see you really like my style of redirects huh ==

they are pretty useful :P [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 03:59, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

== Son Of A Bitch ==

All that work we did rewriting the [[Charlie Kirk]] article: '''''"Lost in time . . .Like tears in the rain"'''''

[[File:Tears in the rain.gif|center|225px]]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:12, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:Encyclopedia Dramatica every couple of years:

:[[File:Roybatty.jpg|200px]]

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:19, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

::Several pages such as Parasocial Syndrome and Lex Ashton are lost forever too. Such a shame. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:19, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

== [[OMGWTFBBQ]] ==

YOU GOT MENTIONED BY THE RANDY STAIR NIGGER ON STREAM LOLOLOL 
{{archive|ZGHsr|Fukken saved}} 
'''[[:file:Randy Stair reborn as a NIGGER.mp4]]'''
*5:00 for face reveal build up
*11:40 for Paul in the Mall name drop
*Watermarked in case this becomes a Dramatica exclusive (I haven't seen anyone else talking about this)

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 18:21, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

::That's because he dropped his Discord username in the stream chat and I added him, lol. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:36, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
==hello==
The thing is that I’m on the other computer, so I wanted to ask if it can be done again or if the same error still occurs. I sent you a screenshot on Discord {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

==Whoops==

Ok so I "restored" an image and I did not notice that you restored the image exactly 1 minute prior. Sorry! It was a mistake, the image was broken when I saw it.

--[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], December 7, 2025.
==update==
* [[Erick Nescio]] - [[Bueno Aire School Shooting Fail 2025]] Full
* [[Timofey K.]] - [[High Score/Loserinfo T]] Full
XD {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== You Scared The Living Shit Out Of Me ==

When I went to the Aotn page to get the Robe Reiner article for tomorrow I freaked and thought I deleted 2025.
I found 2025 in the archives.
Wow! I thought i seriously fucked up.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:23, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
==Missing Pic==
Can you re-upload the image [[:File:Spotify.png]]? It disappeared during the brief September downtime.--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:03, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

==update in tarrant==
I found new cases of [[tarrant]], you can look into it.
[[Tarrantulas]] {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== sorry bro ==

Am dumb nigger [[User:Steienaal10|Steienaal10]] ([[User talk:Steienaal10|talk]]) 22:37, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

== Idea for an articles ==
I have the idea of writing an article about killers based on the number of copycat they have inspired. Yes, there are articles [[Columbine Copycats|for]] [[Tarrantulas|some]] [[Rupnow's simp faction| cases]] but I still find it interressing to regroup all on a list. Especially since some of them don't have enough copycat for having an article for themselves. What do you think ? [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 20:10, 05 february 2026 (UTC)

:You could make like a copycat tree, chain or web diagram. I think that would be pretty cool. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:25, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

== good job ==

{{old bannstar}}

i see youve had VD at least once, but VD doesnt have hitlerkips. idk whether youd want to display it but hitlerkips is just so cuuuute. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:47, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

== hey bro ==

im sort of a newfag when it comes to encyclopedia dramatica lmfao but i have [[Raden Ardianto]] s manifesto if you want it, i also have a shitton of photos of him, his manifesto is indonesian tho so you have to translate it, he made it WAYYYYYYY before his attack {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== [[Wyatt Tomlin]] ==

i don't see dox in the revision history. what date? i see a character.ai link? is that dox? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 15:18, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
:There's also the [[DeviantArt]] stash link. It's been taken down, but it's still accessible through [[Archive.is]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:23, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
::we can't do much about the archive.is thing, other than not link to it, but again, what dates do you want revisions hidden for? all of them? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:03, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
:::Yeah, everything before me adding the NYPA template. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:37, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
::::ok done [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 07:59, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== hi ==

i kiss you --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 19:01, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

==Anyone here wanna play videogames with me sometime?==

I can play: Shellshockers.io, gats.io, diep.io, pretty much any .io game, probably not much else though because this dragon aint got much gold shekels yet sadly.

Oh! I can also do roblox.

But I think shellshocers would be my preffered one because it has a mostly usable chat feature meanwhile others are nonexistant or censored or unusable.

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]]

== Delicias School Stabbing ==

hello: i was clearing broken redirects and saw this article was deleted by a longtime admin so i wanted to ask you before restoring it whether its worth restoring. i saw you did the most edits to it but did not create it so i figure i will ask you. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:04, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:No internet relevance. She's a failed Mexican stabber, that's it. See the new [[ED Is Not]] section for more info. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 14:15, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
::alright i figured i should check. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:51, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== lowscore spam ==

dear lord what a list. i will try to get to that. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 00:43, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

== template addition ==

whenever the highscore template is fixed, add mudfucker to the banned from scoring section --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 21:48, 27 May 2026 (UTC)
:wait—did he try something? or is this just about him writing numerous high score article? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 22:01, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

::he would literally nonstop talk about the banned from scoring section, so to make him happy he can be part of its history --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:02, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

:::added [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:32, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

== shit redirects ==

stop making redirects that are not lowercase catchalls and nobody will type in the search bar. do link aliasing / easter eggs like this: [[jews|(((them)))]]. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 23:49, 30 May 2026 (UTC)

ChosonNinja

2026-05-30T23:35:49Z

H64: replaced dn crap notice

{{crap}}
[[Image:Greg_Park_Professional_YouTube_Ninja.jpg|thumb|right|Most Professional YouTube Ninja in all of [[Evildoer_Korea|Best korea]]!]]
Choson Ninja AKA Greg Park AKA The YouTube Ninja is a seriously professional real life Ninja!

He teaches people on YouTube how to be a Ninja just like him, despite his inability to prove that he learned Ninja training from anyone besides his imaginary sensei. Being that he comes from the [[Evildoer_Korea|best korea]] there is no doubt about his Japanese know how. Wait... what... Yeah, he is a Korean teaching you Japanese martial arts that he claims are the Korean version. Most of his skills he picks up from watching YouTube and stealing what he can from his students. He is also an expert in making every weapon known on earth, and might have even fought [[Chuck Norris]] once and won!

==YouTube==
Greg Park is known for his ability to upload several videos almost every day, and with his multiple channels, several of which have been shutdown by Google for copyright infringement it is near impossible to keep track of the [[bullshit]] he spews on a daily basis.

*[http://www.youtube.com/user/ChosunNinja ChosunNinja]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/KoreanNinjutsu Korean Ninjutsu]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/ChosonRSP Choson Response]
*And a bunch of other channels that are for teaching women martial arts.

Actually, he REALLY likes to teach women martial arts... a lot.

==Female Students==
Greg has a tendency to look for female students that have the right "ASSets" in all the right places, and loves to bring in new students using them. He will often go through and approve friends on his various online profiles that have pictures of scantily clad women, also known as his pearls of asia.

Chances are he just wants to surround himself with women so he feels like a real Ninja pimp.

Recently he has stopped promoting himself in such a way, but Anon never forgets. Let hope to keep that way, Mmm K?

==Trolls==
Everyone who disagrees with Greg is a troll, anyone who posts things negative about him or his students is a troll. People who go through and charge for martial arts classes and write martial arts books are trolls AND parasites.

The only people who aren't trolls in Greg's book are those who accept his word without question, aka his subscribers and [[slaves|"students"]].

However he welcomes all the trolls because they bring him "advertising", all the while he trolls them back by failing to answer their questions and issues; redirecting people with other props that he barrows from [[victims|"friends"]].

==Fake Sword Conspiracy of Generations==
Greg once showed off a sword he has, bragging about how it has been passed down to him for generations. In the process of doing so he waves the sword around and accidentally shows off the distinct diamond pattern hammon of the cheap knock off sword he owns.

Want some proof? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeWbfM5z7BM Go watch this shit and come back]

Yeah... fucking legendary sword of generations bitches?! You can't beat that! Not even if you had 99 dollars and a bitch not taking one of them.

Of course this is OLD Greg... these days he would call you a troll and a parasite for questioning him, all while showing off 10 other swords he has, claiming them to be the one you saw.
Oh, wait he was doing that back then anyway. Guess old Greg is new Greg.

==Students==
His students all seem to have [[Stockholm syndrome]] as they defend him to the death despite mountains of evidence against him for having any real skill.

All of which have been tricked by him into either running his scam, teaching him skills, defending his ability, building things for him, or making videos to show off his "training"

==Recent events==
Greg has been [[fapping|dicking around]], bragging about his bows, and how they are not made of PVC for no real reason except to piss off his [[truth|"trolls and parasites"]].

He has shown off everything he owns at this point, until he finds another ebay auction where he can purchase more [[plastic crap|"authentic"]] Ninja gear.

July 2012 - Hardly anything is getting posted by this noob anymore. Apparently he got a real job as a YouTube ninja lawyer.

{{YT}}

Chespirito

2026-05-30T23:30:52Z

H64: removed dn

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''El Chavo del 8'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexico|Mexicunt]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 21, 1929}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 28, 2014}}
{{Ibrow|'''Years Active'''|1929-2014}}
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'''El Chavo del Ocho''', a shortened name for '''"Chespirito,"''' is the most successful anti-imperialist offensive of the Latin American revolutionary process of the 1970s. It stars its eponymous title character, played by super-comedian and super-comrade El Chespirito. Its expansion successfully took place throughout all regions of oppressed America, overcoming the manipulations and machinations of "la perra" (the bitch). It narrates the tortuous but productive path of the proletarian in his rebellion against oppressive authority and his constant struggle to achieve class equality through armed struggle and transformative reaction against the established order, through bricks to the head and balls to the face.
==History==
[[File:Jiraverg.jpg|thumb|''OTAVIO BEBY'']]
Chespirito was born in a barrel lost in a neighborhood. He is, in fact, the witch of '71's miscarriage. It is rumored that she found adulterated and watered-down tequila there, a practice never seen in Mexico. Because of this, poor Chespirito suffered from severe hallucinations. Something that was never told to the public is that Chespirito was addicted to ham sandwiches and active ingredients dosed in burlap in the form of a monkey; he earned his living cleaning cars, and due to this poor diet, he became a dwarf, although this did not hinder his future career.

As a child, his mother abandoned him, and he ended up living in the barrel, although he maintains that he actually lived in apartment 8 of the neighborhood. This is now a rumor, as numerous empirical evidence has been found showing that he spent his childhood in the barrel, from which mysterious gases emanated.

He suffered a lot of hunger during his childhood, so he satisfied it by consuming an incredible amount of narcotics and psychotropic drugs. When this couldn't continue, a soul of God gave him a ham sandwich, to which he also became addicted.

He wasn't a lonely child. One day, he met Chabelo (an even more long-lived creature than Chespirito, originally from the planet Mars) and let him have it, because the truth is, that disgusting Chabelo is a pedophile, sleeps with all the hostesses, the favorite character of children from 31 Minutes, the friend of all children, who sold him a ham sandwich for a bunch of imaginary beings. Thus, he surrounded himself with many amorphous people, among them the manly Ron Damón, whom he considered his father. But this wasn't enough for the young Chespirito, so suddenly a certain Quico, who was half-gay, appeared before him. He was considered his best friend until he betrayed him by changing his name and registering it. He also met a little girl named La Chilindrina, who would betray him years later. In short, the only person who trusted him was Doña Florinda, with whom he had an Oedipal relationship and with whom he lost his virginity.
===depression===
[[File:TODOS SON PUTOS.jpg|thumb|Quico y su violador]]
As all his friends betrayed him time and time again, Chespirito rotted inside. He had no choice but to be seduced by the dark side of the Force. He gladly accepted the offer of these malevolent beings. Soon his appearance began to change, and he was no longer the tender boy who wore clothes that didn't fit him; he was now a man in dark clothes who called himself El Chómpiras.

El Chómpiras was quite inept as a thief (he lived as a guest in the home of his friend, Gordonfredo Botija, and his wife, La Chimoltrufia or María de la Expropriación Petronila Lascurain y Torquemada de Botija), and the truth is that he only wanted to rob the "Doña Chonita" inns to obtain more and more ham sandwiches. When he did this, the global economy would weaken to such an extent that there would be no more ham sandwiches. Famine would take over humanity as we know it, and he could rule the world.

During these years, Chespirito went through several stages. After his plan to dominate the world failed, he went mad and called himself Chaparrón Bonaparte. He was admitted to the mental asylum, where he met his friend Lucas Tañeda, a relative of his childhood teacher.
==El Chavo del 8 and El Chapulín Colorado==
[[File:Chavo in chile.jpg|thumb|He had a brief relationship with [[Augusto Pinochet|Augusto Pinochet.]]]]
Once he fully recovered from his insanity, he decided to be good. Unsure of what outfit to wear, he found himself in a difficult dilemma until his old friend Quico took him to a gay pride parade. Stunned by the sheer number of colors, he decided to create a unique and tremendously masculine outfit to terrify any villain.
[[File:Sus 2 craciones de mierda.jpg|thumb|[[Cringe]]]]
In no time, El Chapulín Colorado (a parody of Bumblebee Man from The Simpsons) was born, a communist hero armed with a weapon of mass destruction: the squeaky chipote, capable of destroying any human being. You definitely couldn't take a hit from the squeaky chipote. El Chapulín's demise came when, while fighting his enemies, he became addicted to amphetamines and chiquitolina pills. It is rumored that while his body grew, his lower body didn't. Although only Florinda Meza and Chabelo can corroborate this.
===Chavo del 8===
The barrel where El Chavo hides is a symbol of the struggle's origins from the heart of the people, of the purely popular intention of the proletarian revolution that, by destroying the capitalist bourgeois state, will establish the dictatorship of the proletariat and the abolition of wage labor. La Vecindad is made up of three fronts of struggle: the main courtyard (with the barrel), the other courtyard (with a fountain commemorating the first great battle between El Chavo and Professor Jirafales), and the street, where there is only a fresh water stand and a wall, but where El Chavo also imparts his doctrine of workers' emancipation to passersby.
==Street Chaves==
[[File:Street Chaves.jpg|thumb|Street Chaves]]
Street Chaves, also known as Street Chavo or Chavo Fighter, is a Brazilian fangame made with bread change and featuring horrible sprites (actually, they're like badly glued screenshots from the TV series) based on El Chavo del Ocho but conceived as a fighting game. Despite featuring all the characters from Vecindad, they all fight like characters from Street Fighter and The King of Fighters, with stages, music, and even dialogue taken from the series (in Portuguese, of course, since the game was made by some sopa do macaco). It sounds like a crappy game, but it's actually a lot of fun, and over the years it's become a cult favorite among El Chavo fans and fans of trashy PC games from the 2000s. It's simply a fan-made El Chavo del Ocho fighting game. To make it faster, instead of creating distinctive moves for each character, all they did was add moves from other fighting game characters (mostly from Street Fighter and The King of Fighters) to all the characters in the Vecindad. They even blatantly copied their specials, effects, and even the voices of the characters they plagiarize, leaving only the original voices (in Portuguese, of course) at the end of each fight.
[[File:Que mierda es esto.jpg|thumb|ESTO DA UN VERDADERO VOMITO]]
Even though the game was made in Brazil and is spoken there, there are fans who have patched it into Spanish and even English, but they leave the game in a mess. They create a glitch that makes all the game's music (songs from the Chavo characters that appear in the series) all play together, sounding ridiculously good. That's why we recommend playing the original. Of course, because El Chavo del Ocho doesn't have a story of its own other than the jokes that occur in each episode. It's about the creation of this game and why it became so famous, obviously. But first, let's start with a little history. Although this show is Mexican, its success spread throughout Latin America, but strangely enough, also in Brazil, where it was not only translated, but also the names of many of the characters were changed, sometimes by the pronunciation of the "sopa do macaco" (monkey soup), and in others, they even changed their names, like Seu Madruga (Mother of the Monkey) or Chaves himself.
[[File:StreetChavo.jpg|thumb|Gameplay Cringe]]
The fact is that in this Brazilian country, they're also video game fans, to the point of being the fathers of Latin American piracy and emulation back in the 80s and 90s, with cases where, for example, the Sega Master System released games well into the 2010s. Among them, a Brazilian who knew programming and was also a fan of Chaves (no, not that one) wanted to make a video game using his own programming (not M.U.G.E.N. or some other cheap game engine) and took the time to build the game from scratch with his own mechanics. So, being a fan of Chavo, he used screenshots from each episode of the story to create the "sprites" (they look more like animated kindergarten cutouts) so he could have his favorite characters from the Neighborhood fight.

What's missing the least here are characters, here are some of the most iconic in the series... and several extras that I have no fucking idea why they appear here too, each one with info about the game, who they have as rivals and which character they plagiarize, so you know who to play with (if you end up playing this shit).
==DEAD==
As he grew older, Chespirito grew tired of being a superhero, so he sought out a secret identity and found one, posing as a doctor. He took the name Chapatín, and worked in this capacity, accompanied by a nurse who reminded him of Doña Floronga. He also confirmed that while everyone else was leaving after filming, he would get into the barrel and suck Carlos Villagran's (Quico) horn.

He is now living in a secret location with his wife, Floronga Meza, who bears an uncanny resemblance to his eternal companions: Doña Floronga and La Chimoltrufia. It is unknown how Floronga (who was very hot, by the way) was able to notice the fat asshole Chespirito, although more reliable sources indicate that she wasn't really with him because she loved him 100% like she loved Villagran, but rather because of the money she could make by turning him into a Televisa franchise.

Floronga Meza is the old whore who makes the decisions and controls the life of the dying, elderly Chespirito, Chespirito's representative, whose life Carrera has managed since they married.

She has bought into her Chapatín persona, which is why she gives medical consultations at Dr. Simi's pharmacies without charging a single cent. It is said that in the bag she always carries, she carries a small bottle of solvent to remind herself of her old days. Recently in Mexico, Chespirito's senile dementia forced him to reveal his dark past, in his own words: "When I was in my mamacita chula's womb, she suffered an accident that brought her to the brink of death. The doctor told her: you'll have to have an abortion, and she replied, 'Of course, doctor. Besides, this child is an unwanted child, the product of a drunken night...'" But my mother didn't count on my cunning, as I quickly left her womb and murdered the doctor in cold blood, to protect life... My life." His statements had huge repercussions around the world: the stock market fell 23 points, the planet's temperature rose 2°C, and a large number of pro-life activists took to the streets all over the world braying and shouting, "Abort the law, not life!", just as Chespirito obliged them and kindly asked.

It is said that he will die on February 29, 2156, although that date is incorrect, as he actually died on November 28, 2014. That latter date was actually due to his mortal body composed of carbon and hydrogen, which, after cremation, was reduced to a milligram of ashes contained in a pill similar to his Chiquitolina pills. His essence has now been converted into a vampirized immortal body, according to one of the news reports.

For more information, please read one of the news reports, which will better explain the reason for this.
[[File:Chavo muerto.jpg|center|[[Good night, sweet prince]].]]
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== See Also ==
* [[Television]]
* [[Mexico]]
* [[Brazil]]
* [[Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales]]
* [[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]
* [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]
* [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]
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CamHead

2026-05-30T23:28:12Z

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{{Ibhead|Cameron W. Cowan}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 19, 1997}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[California]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[White devil]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Pedo]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|dog man, #WalmartJackBlack (new meme name)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Has a fetish for dogs and shit}}
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'''CamHead''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Cameron William Cowan''') is a severely autistic {{age|1997|11|19}}-year old [[California|Californian]] [[YouTube Poop|JewTube Pooper]] who has a sick fetish for the [[Dog|canis lupus familiaris]]. He first entered the internet in 2009 and finally left the hellhole in early 2022.

==The start of something shitty==
In 2007, CamHead made his first [[YouTube|JewTube]] account called MrCoolCam, [[And nothing of value was lost|Nobody knows exactly what was on the channel and we will most likely never know]].
In 2009, He made another [[YouTube|JewTube]] account called SuperCoolerman, where he would post deplorable YTPs and [[Ear Rape|Tennis Rounds]]. They were so bad that [[Hitler]]'s grandma could’ve done better, and she’s fucking dead. Also in 2009, he made yet another [[YouTube|JewTube]] account named [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp3htRoBnyabeE_JKj4hIQ IAMELM0], that account was abandoned in 2010 because [[lmao|he was literally being shat upon because that account belonged to CamHead. Who would have fucking known!]]
In 2010, he later closed his [[YouTube|JewTube]] account due to being a fucking pussy and being scared over [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgmfV5VLHvs a scene from a fucking Disney Movie] because he acts like a fucking [[manchild]] over everything. <ref>[https://chewiki.youchew.net/archive/SuperCoolerman Chewiki page for SuperCoolerMan]</ref>

Somewhere in February of 2011, CamHead came back online, but on [[DeviantArt]] as camisback9902. As he revealed to some of his former whiteknights, he deactivated it because of the [[Fetish|crappy fetishes]] on there.

Now we reach September of 2016, where he came back to [[YouTube|JewTube]] as the alias we all know and “love”, CamHead. CamHead would always shoehorn in a dog joke in every single fucking YouTube Poop he’d make, also criticizing people who (rightfully) revolted against them.

==Suspicions arise that Cam is a [[pedobear]]==
Between July 14, 2017 to September 23, 2017, evidence was published to the hellhole known as [[DeviantArt]] from users {{dauser|LOSTASPAGETTIPIZZALO}} and {{dauser|BatangBibboFan95}}. Trust me, imagine the day they find out what happened in the next paragraph.

On March 7, 2022, allegations surfaced stating CamHead [[pedophilia|groomed multiple minors]] into acting like dogs to satisfy his sick fetishes. This was first mentioned by [[Logo Kids|a logo kid]] known as -Sora-/Mario90007 and a [[Twitter]] user named NotLedgerH, but other people then gave their thoughts about the allegations. Sadly, [[retard|there were some who initially defended him]], but they were also manipulated into defending the little cocksucker.

==[[IT'S HAPPENING|THE TRUTH IS OUT]]==
On March 27, 2022, a [[13-year-old boy|14-year old]] YouTube Pooper named [[Final Boss of the Internet|thet00nedl00n]] posted [[Truth|evidence]] about CamHead that [[asking_for_it|ruined his career for good]]. More [[truth|evidence]] came out on March 31, 2022, by the same user, it shows AvocadoAvenue being called his [[wtf|sex mate]] by CamHead, [[pedo|Avocado was 15, and Cam was 18 at the time]]. More evidence has been provided by various people on Twitter and Discord, so you can thank them.

{{cg|'''Solidified Evidence of CamHead being a pedo'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:CamHeadPedo.jpg|center|thumb|[[Fail|Cam's plans get foiled]]
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File:CamLiar.jpg|thumb|CamHead [[retard|shooting himself in the foot]].
File:CamLiar2.jpg|thumb|[[O RLY?]]
File:OHFUCKWTF.jpg|thumb|The faggotry in full display.
File:HOLYSHIT!.jpg|thumb|A [[Typical]] DM on [[Discord]]
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Here below is CamHead's [[shitty art]]. If you have any more of his dumb doodles, contribute them here.

{{cg|'''CamHead's [[Chris-chan|Luv Shack]]'''|fcgallery|center||<gallery perrow="5">
File:CamDog1.png|center|thumb|[[K-On!]] characters get fucked up by CamHead.
File:CamDog2.png|center|thumb|Not even [[Cartoon Network|AmiYumi]] is safe
File:CamDog3.png|center|thumb|[[Steven Universe|Rebecca Sugar approves!]]
File:CamDog4.png|center|thumb|CamHead [[self-pwn|rapes his own OC]]
File:CamDog5.png|center|thumb|[[Useless|What type of faggot would use this green-screen template for their videos?]]
File:CamDog6.png|center|thumb|Unsuprisingly, Cam is a [[Dave Chappelle|comedy hack]].
File:CamDog7.png|center|thumb|Watch out, nigga. [[Kill la Kill|This mofo's]] the [[Nigger|blackest]] dog in [[Detroit|da hood]].
File:CamDog8.png|center|thumb|Every character you know of will be [[raped|'dogified']] by CamHead [[Apples Bear|until you like it]]
File:CamDog9.png|center|thumb|CamHead and his team of [[Sonichu|make-believe OCs]].
File:CamDog10.png|center|thumb|CamHead talks to a wall
File:CamDog11.png|center|thumb|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|Didn't even try to make his own art]]
File:CamDog12.png|center|thumb|Well at least he's being honest.
File:CamDog13.png|center|thumb|[[Hahaha no|An armory of weapons to surpass]] [[Metal Gear]]
File:CamHead penis joke.jpeg|thumb|How original.
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After CamHead got called out, [[BTFO|he basically deleted his social media like a bitch]].

On the same day, a YouTuber named notoukoalight hosted a Livestream talking about the situation. On that stream, he included people who were friends with CamHead prior to the situation, like Jake the 2nd, thet00nedl00n, and Agent S. CamHead's youtube channel was also deleted during the stream, which was noticed by notoukoalight, as well as everyone else on the stream. Notoukoalight would eventually also make 3 more streams talking about the CamHead situation and giving more people voices to speak about their experiences with Cameron. Some other YouTube poopers also decided to private or unlist all their stuff which was done with Camhead like YTP tennis matches for example. As result, a fuckload of Matches is now lost, though some are still archived.

CamHead would always blame his “habits”, say that he’s [[No shit|“fucked up in the head mentally”]] and that he [[Divide by zero|“needs therapy.”]] At this point, he’s a fucking lost cause.

==Where is Cam now?==
After he willingly admitted to doing his [[pedophilia|fucked up shit]], he basically deleted his social media accounts that he had, with the exception of being [[permaban|permabanned]] from YTPMania. Good fucking riddance. We don't need his fucking shit ass to be a part of the YTP community anyways.

==Short return to YouTube==
Turns out that Cam made a short comeback on YouTube on the 9th of August 2024 with a 15 minute [[Totally Spies]] YTP and in the description he goes on and on how he hates the camhead era and is ashamed of what he did back then, but it’s pretty obvious that he’s just saying this shit to win the approval back (even though it’s like… 2 fucking years late)
<center>'''”I just dispise everything about the CamHead shit 2 years ago because of the many regretful mistakes I've done from my disgusting actions” OK, and? (Btw unfunny vid (as usual with cam’s content))'''{{frame|{{fv|gardivids|background-color: #66ffff;|font-weight: bold;
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==Getting his father involved==
{{Warning|Make no attempt to try to call up CamHead's father, he will literally threaten you.}}
Somewhere on a public records site lies the information to [[doxx|CamHead's home address]], which can be found [https://clustrmaps.com/person/Cowan-aktk4d here]. This led to Ledger [[Is this Battletoads|calling up his father]].

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|[[File:YouCut_20220329_095229022.mp4|560x315px]] <center> '''[[Family Guy|CamHead's dad when he finds out what his 24-year-old son did to people online]]''' </center>
|<youtube>o15lHut2QFg</youtube> <center>'''"I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!!!"'''</center>
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==[[Blink 182|A Little Song for Cam]]==

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==External Links==
* {{yt|c|UChkv8jNPY4Z82odGLct9iEQ|CamHead's Main Channel}} '''(BALEETED)'''
* {{yt|c|UCKTPxYXa6jbqhDqeTETSwsg|CamHead's Alt}} '''(INACTIVE)'''
* {{yt|c|UC18vWXDJqKdW5gzUoA3DQhg|CamHead's 2nd Alt}} '''(BALEETED)'''
* {{yt|c|UCsmqleFFN_AUd2WaMhDlS0g|CamHead's Alt for kids}} '''(INACTIVE)'''
* {{yt|c|UCMOrEF1cF10Jv2-cNbstc6w|CamHead’s Comeback channel}}
* {{discord|user|CamHead#7918}} Discord tag
* [https://ytpmania.net/u/camhead YTPmania] '''(PERMABANNED)'''
* {{twitter|YourBoi_CamHead|Twitter}} '''(BALEETED)'''
* {{twitter|CamHeadAlt|Twitter Alt}} '''(PRIVATE)'''
* [https://vimeo.com/user60722398 Vimeo] '''(INACTIVE)'''
* [https://www.vidlii.com/user/CamTube VidLii] '''(INACTIVE)'''
* [https://www.dailymotion.com/CamieHeaven Dailymotion] '''(INACTIVE)'''
* {{Soundcloud|user-201591023|SoundCloud}} '''(INACTIVE)'''
* {{dauser|camisback9902|DeviantART}} '''(BALEETED)'''
* {{dauser|Spamhead400|DeviantART Alt}} '''(BALEETED)'''
* [https://www.andersonkenya1.net/profile/53886-camhead Some random account on some shit website idfk]

==See Also==
*[[YouTube Poop]] - The retarded shit this piece of shit made. The [[Circlejerk|'community']] found CamHead [[GTFO|too retarded for the community's own good]].
*[[Autism]] - Yes, this [[pedophile]] has [[autism|assburgers syndrome]].
*[[Rape]] - CamHead's fapping material, [[Kero The Wolf|but with dogs]].
*[[Pedo]] - It's very possible that CamHead could be one.
*[[Dogs]] - it's clearly obvious this fucker is into this type of [[animal]].
*[[Deviantart]] - Camhead loved going to this site, but [[Foreshadowing|he left due to multiple fetishes on the site]]. Fucking ironic given he has one himself.
*[[California]] - Shouldn’t be a surprise that he’s from this state, where most pedos and rapists come from.
*[[EDP445]] - The black version of CamHead.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - One of Camhead’s former friends who also was as bad as Cam himself. At least Cam had the common sense to leave the fucking internet, unlike Keegan.
*[[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] - One of Camhead’s former online friends. Cam drew a picture of his waifu, [[K-On!|Yui Hirasawa]] as a dog without his consent on Twitter. As of right now, he has cut ties with Cam.
*[[Zoophile]] - Well, he has a [[fetish|severe obsession]] with dogs.
*[[Geoshea]] - Before Cam got exposed, there was this [[fgt]].
*[[Glitchlov]] - Someone extremely similar to Cam, only cam had common sense and fucked off unlike this cunt.
*[[Doggis|Diogo Mendes]] - The Portuguese version of Cam, has done some worse shit than him though.
*[[Darren A. Nichols]] - Someone similar to Cam except more filled with [[RAEG|rage]].
*[[Mar9122]] - Also someone similar to Cam but he didn't make YTP videos.
*[[NateGaming2005]] - Former friend of his.
*[[Mr. Creatinator]] - Random Texan who might act the same like him.
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B & B Productions

2026-05-30T23:20:49Z

H64: removed deathnotice

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{{quote|YouTube is the only thing I have. '''THE ONLY THING.'''| B & B Productions, 2023}}

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{{ibhead|<big>'''Hideaki the Shikoku'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Bryce Baba}}
{{ibrow|'''Other names'''|Hideaki the Shikoku Hideaki Shikoku B & B Productions Bryce & Brayden Productions}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|October 22, 2004}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Japan|Japanigger]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|YouTuber}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Amerimutt|Americuck]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Azn|Alhambra, California]], [[America|Zionist Occupied States of America]]}}
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'''Hideaki the Shikoku''', also known by his previous name '''B & B Productions''' ([[Powerword]]: Bryce Baba) is a lazy, [[Retard|retarded]], [[Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissistic]], [[Autism|autistic]], [[Pedophilia|paedophiliac]], [[Pervert|perverted]], [[Manchild|manchild]] [[Furfag|furfaggot]] {{age|2004|10|22}}-year old best known for creating [[Shit|shitty]], effortless videos about a show full of [[United States of Australia|Australian]] [[Dog|dogs]] called [[Bluey|''Bluey'']] that is targeted towards children who are aged 2 - 6 years old. In recent years, the show has gained a metric fuckton of attention by mongoloid furfaggots that channel their [[Furfag|zoophilia]], [[Pedophilia|paedophilia]], and [[Faggot|other mental issues]] by drawing pornography of the characters, most of the art being incestuous and/or depicting children. He is also known for sperging out on [[Twatter|Twatter]] occasionally and threatening to delete his online accounts to gain sympathy from his [[White Knighting|white knights]].

Being one of the first troglodyte faggots to focus on Bluey reviews and [[NORP|memes]], he has built a [[Fantard|decent sized following]] on the platforms which he is active on. This large following consists mostly of [[Tween|retarded children]] that likely found his channel after accidentally closing off of Cocomelon on their [[Generation Z|degenerate parents' tablets]]. The others include [[Retard|autistic teenagers]] and [[Pedophilia|sexually perverted adults]], which is why the Bluey fandom is the pedophilic shithole that it is known as today. B & B was once a well respected member amongst his community of inbred, faggot manchildren (and arguably still is), however that all changed on February 6, 2023 when it came to light that the retard had made a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igJ0YZqI0eA slideshow full of Rule34] in what he claims is a "Warning about the dark side of the fandom", [[Pedophilia|exposing thousands of pre-teens and younger zoomer tards to pornography]] for the first time. His tactic for defending himself is to claim that he hates the art, [[Liar|yet contradicts his retarded self by liking sexually suggestive art on Twitter]].

==Personal Life==
[[File:HowieANA.jpg|thumb|left|50px|Bryce's first fictional crush. ]] [[File:Yoshimura.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Apparently ching chongs can heat other things besides ramen noodles. ]]

Bryce Baba was born on October 22, 2004 in [[Communism|Alhambra, California]] to [[Collector|hoarder]] [[Powerword|April M. Yoshimura]] (born: April, 1971) and closeted faggot nigger Jap [[Powerword|Brian H. Baba]] (Born: August, 1972). At just 7 months old on June 19, 2005, Bryce's uncle, [[Powerword|Richard "Ricky" Makoto Baba]] (Born: September 12, 1970) died from [[Cancer|cancer]] at just 34 years old so that he'd never have to witness Bryce grow up. Bryce also has a younger brother named [[Powerword|Brayden Baba]] (Born: August 9, 2008) who was diagnosed with severe autism and [[Retard|at the age of 14 watches Wolfoo and Peppa Pig]]. His mother April is a [[wimmins|slut]] who collects [[Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] merchandise and bitches about "muh raycism" on [[Failbook|Faceberg]]. Bryce attended Alhambra High School until he somehow graduated on May 26, 2023 and continues to live in a hoarded up apartment.

Not much is known about his father, as the cuck would have frequent arguments with his wife that would quickly [[Marriage|end their marriage in divorce]]. All while little Bryce sat and watched shit like [[Jews|Almost Naked Animals]] or [[Caillou|that one bald ass Canadian faggot]]. Like most whores, April Yoshimura would begin a new relationship with a man named [[Powerword|Trent Alan Yamauchi]] (Born: July, 1971), who currently spends most of his time selling "rare" [[Plastic crap|pieces of Chink labour]] online for his autistic step children.
=== Relationship With Family ===

Bryce claims that his family, especially his severely autistic, [[Mongoloid|mongoloid]] brother Brayden Baba exist just to make him suffer. Bryce claims that he and his brother have argued with each other almost daily due to his brother's severe autism, yet Bryce refuses to recognise his own autism because he's [[Pussybitch|not mentally and emotionally prepared to accept it]]. Bryce claims that his mother doesn't recognise [[Depression|muh mental issues]] as legitimate concerns despite respecting his wishes of not revealing his autism to Bryce, that is until [[Retard|she accidentally did a few years ago]]. The only person in his family that he does not appear to cry like a little bitch about is his step father, Trent. That's probably because [[Sick fuck|Trent was tricked into ordering him a cartoon dog body pillow, not knowing what they're used for]].

Bryce has also grown up to [[Collector|waste his money on retarded shit]] like his mother. He currently collects Bluey merchandise, [[Advertising|cardboard advertisements]], [[Shit|silver spoons]], Pieces of plastic made by Chinks, and [[Money|pieces of metal called coins and mold coloured paper.]]

==(2020-2021) Online Beginnings==

The story of B & B Productions began rather recently. On November 25, 2020, Bryce and his [[Autism|autistic]] brother Brayden created a channel called [https://www.youtube.com/@bbproductionsYT '''Bryce & Brayden Productions'''], but was shortened to just '''B & B Productions''' in an attempt to keep their names hidden from the public. Bryce first posted retarded [[Thomas the Tank Engine|Thomas the Tank Engine]] [[YouTube Poop|YouTube Poops]] and Brayden would post [[Shit|shitty]] [[Minecraft|Minecraft]] videos. After discovering Bluey, Bryce gradually stopped posting Thomas the Tank Engine kikery and instead posted Bluey YouTube Poops, which made his channel extremely popular amongst Bluey fans. However, these videos would eventually get [[Copyright Infringement|copyright claims]], so Bryce quit YouTube Poops altogether and took full control of the channel, while his brother Brayden would make a new channel titled [https://www.youtube.com/@mr.terrariabunny6683 Mr. Terraria Bunny] where he posts the most autistic shit you could imagine such as [[Retard|putting Peppa Pig's head on Bluey characters or some shit like that]].
{{center|'''<big>One of Bryce's YouTube Poops</big>'''}}
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{{center|'''<big>Brayden's Autism</big>'''}}
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==Sexual Deviancy==
After [[Delete fucking everything|making his YouTube Poops private]], he began discussing Bluey. these videos are half-assed and edited from an [[iPhone|iPhone]] and almost every single one including some form of incorrect information due to laziness, but even the autistic children and nonces interested in this shit don't care and he quickly gained thousands of subscribers.
{{center|'''<big>17 Straight Minutes of B & B Pointing Out Mistakes in His Videos</big>'''}}
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While this trend of growth continued for B & B, his [[Micropenis|2 inch rod]] got a little hard and he decided to [[Pedophilia|be like the big YouTubers]] and download cub/incestuous furry pornography, crop it, and [[Sick fuck|show it to his mostly underaged audience]] some time in 2021. Bryce's reason for posting this video was to [[Liar|"Warn people about the dark side of the fandom"]] despite following cub fetishists on [[Twatter|Twitter]]. Since the fandom was in its infancy and B & B was an extremely small YouTuber at this point, he was able to [[Getting away with it|avoid consequences for years]].
{{center|'''<big>The Beginning of the Degeneracy</big>'''}}
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=== Old Glory ===

[[File:BanditPillow.jpg|thumb|left|150px|[https://www.bitchute.com/video/LPNjbFrvKloW/ "Bluey, Porn, Old Glory, too, our symbols of an autist."] ]]
Shortly after this, a fucking dog body pillow shown at the beginning of the video became a [[NORP|meme]] within the growing Bluey community and [[Retard|retards]] watched as Bryce was waiting for it to be shipped from [[Hong Kong|Hong Kong]] until it got [[Troll|lost/destroyed]] during the shipping process. This didn't stop Bryce from asking his step father to [[Desperate|order him another one]], this time poor Trent would be [[Humiliation|delivered his son's sex toy at his own work place]].

=== Weaponised Autism ===
[[File:PisscordPorn.png|thumb|left|100px|Official rules of the server. Notice how inappropriate content was allowed in a server full of children. ]]
[[File:StepBluey.png|thumb|right|150px|One of the emojis created in the server. ]]
Realising the extent of his [[Fantard|fanbase]] was growing, Bryce started a [[Discord|Pisscord]] server called '''B & B Productions Official Fan Club''' on April 26, 2021 full of his [[Autism|autistic]] underaged fans and [[Sick fuck|sexual deviant]] kike faggots. Pure degeneracy would commence here like adding an emoji of the character [[Pedophilia|Bluey, a 6 year old puppy in a sexually suggestive pose]] and pornography would be constantly shared around.
[[File:FailBryce.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Bryce exploiting his white knights in a desperate attempt to save his reputation. ]]
This wasn't the only thing that happened in the server, as B & B quickly realised that he could use the people in this server that worshipped him like the [[God|Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to help him [[Failure|"troll the trolls"]] by telling his new [[Retard|army of autistic children]] to [[White Knighting|white knight]] him in his own comment section. This initially worked in Bryce's favour, until one of the trolls threatened to kill themselves to make Bryce's plans of further weaponising his fantards backfire severely. Bryce got scared after this and [[Delete fucking everything|fucking deleted everything]] to avoid damaging his reputation within his community, but it far was too late.

After this, B & B's server was plagued with drama and trolls began discovering his server, after one particular incident that nearly resulted in a [[Retard|retarded]] [[Furfag|furfaggot]] being [[Docs|doxed]] the server would [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut down and Bryce would delete his Discord account]] on August 26, 2021, just 4 months after being created. However, exactly one month later on September 26, 2021, the server would get a new owner and became public again. This time serving as an archive to Bryce's autism.

==(2021-2022) Early Presence on Twitter==
[[File:AlbumVinylBluey.png|thumb|left|100px|July 26, 2021: Bryce decides to spend $285 on an album. ]]

After quitting Pisscord, Bryce's main online activity was on [[Twatter|Twatter]], where the impulse spending would really hit the fan, as he would spend $90 on four Bluey plushes and almost [[Retard|$300 on fucking Vinyl]]. He also continued to bitch about the trolls and anyone who questioned why a [[Autism|teenager was making videos about a series for toddlers]] with a mix of posting about his [[Pussybitch|personal issues and declining YouTube channel]]. On December 24, 2021, Bryce made his infamous Rule34 slideshow video private and announced on Twitter and YouTube that it was because his entire family was watching his videos at their [[Christmas|Christmas party]] and didn't want his parents discovering [[Pedophilia|his secret]]. On January 1, 2022, the New Year began great for our favourite Jap by announcing that his [[wimmins|slut]] mother, April Yoshimura, was diagnosed with [[Coronavirus|Chink Lung Herpes]] and his step father Trent had to fill her place at her job. Bryce stated that he was not looking forward to 2022, which would age like sushi.

=== Hideaki ===

[[File:InbredShikoku.jpg|thumb|left|100px|Hideaki 1.0 in all of its glory ]]
[[File:TeriyakiOC.jpg|thumb|right|100px|Kill me... ]]
On January 4, 2022, Bryce drew a [[Fursona|Bluey original character]], an [[Incest|inbred]] Shikoku. His new OC was created because [[Australia|Australian]] [[Furfag|furfaggot]] Sataru Animations, who [[Pedophilia|let children in his Pisscord server look at and post Rule34]] and [[Delete fucking everything|fucking deleted the entire server when called out for it]], asked members of the Bluey community to send him their OCs for a chance to appear in his [[Shit|shitty]] animation that looks like it was made on [[Vyond|GoAnimate]]. To the Blueykike fandom, this solidified Bryce's status as King of the Retards and the worshipping drastically grew.

Fanart of his new OC soon infested Bluey Twitter like the [[Coronavirus|Chink Lung Herpes]] was infesting itself into people. On January 8, 2022, Bryce decided to name his new creation '''Hideaki''', this name is derived from the combination of Bryce's real grandfathers' names, Hideyuki and Akira, who'd likely both kill themselves if they found out that a [[Furfag|fursona]] was named after the both of them.

=== Name Leak ===

[[File:DoxBaba.png|thumb|left|150px|Doxing 101: Maybe admitting it isn't the best idea. ]]
On January 19, 2022, it was discovered that our favourite retarded Japnigger had made a [[Fail|critical fuck up]] in concealing his identity online, when someone on [[Discord|Pisscord]] pointed out that Bryce's brother's real name '''Brayden''' was [[Retard|partially leaked on one of their Minecraft videos]]. 3 days later, it was discovered that Bryce's name had too been partially leaked but by a fucking notebook out of all things. Just hours later, it was discovered that he had commented on his own video with his personal account named '''Bryce B.''' and hearted it, all within just seconds after one of his videos were uploaded online. This solidified the legitimacy of the name that trolls had found. About a day later, on the same video that partially leaked his name, it was revealed at the end of it that his full name '''Bryce Baba''' had accidentally been leaked. Effectively giving trolls the beginning of Bryce's [[Docs|dox]].

On January 29, 2022. A troll called Bryce by his real name on Instagram and asked how his brother Brayden was. As a result, the troll was [[Pussybitch|instantly blocked]]. Bryce also admitted on Twatter that their real names had been leaked, thinking that his [[White Knighting|white knights]] would take care of things. However, all they did was condemn the leaking of the information as they thought saying "ITS BAD LEAVE HIM ALONE" would be effective.

{{center|'''<big>The Video That Doxed Bryce</big>'''}}
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==B & B vs. Vrg_rl (Part 1)==

[[File:BrycevOhioFag.png|thumb|right|150px|When all else fails, use white knights. ]]
[[File:Vrg2.png|thumb|left|150px|The [[Redneck|redneck]] himself. ]]

August 20, 2022, 6:51 PM, a date which will live in infamy. It was revealed that autistic [[Inflation art|inflation fetishist]] TrulyRadley and his [[Redneck|redneck Ohioan]] friend [[Vrg rl|Vrg_rl]] said that Bryce should kill himself and touch grass on July 29, 2022. Ultimately ending a record of almost 7 months without drama for our favourite Japfag. Bryce responded how he usually does, by acting depressed on [[Twatter|Twatter]] to activate his [[White Knighting|white knights]] into defensive mode. Surprisingly, it proved successful for Bryce this time, as just 47 minutes later, Bryce would announce Vrg_rl and TrulyRadley both surrendered to Bryce on [[YouTube|JewTube]] and [[Discord|Pisscord]]

=== Aftermath ===

[[File:Shittyaki.png|thumb|right|150px|How to kill your channel 101 ]]
[[File:LifeisaMess2.png|thumb|left|150px|"SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING, DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!" ]]

Although the drama ended as quickly as it did, the damage to Bryce had already been done. He began posting about how much of a fucking mess his [[Shit|life]] is and how he had [[Autism|no idea where to continue from now]]. Posting about his failing YouTube channel had went from once every 2-3 months to nearly a weekly occurrence. He also began heavily posting about fast food, something the autist has always had an interest in, but it would now grow to an extremely unhealthy obsession. He even made a separate [[Twatter|Twatter]] account called [https://twitter.com/fastfoodretro '''Retro Fast Food'''] to show pictures of 90's styled [[Taco Bell|Taco Hell]], [[Burger King|Burger Sluts]], and [[McDonald's|NigDonald's]]. He drew an [[Retard|old Taco Bell styled background for his YouTube videos]], which the quality became even more fucking shitty with his photography being replaced with a still image of Herpeyaki making occasional facial expressions.

==Return to Discord==

[[File:Lumpeea.png|thumb|right|150px|PAY ATTENTION TO MY RUMPIA PREASE! ]]

Like other terminally online niggers, Bryce had to step back onto [[Discord|Dicksword]]. This time however, the fandom had grown so much that [[Getting away with it|he was unable to use his white knights and post porn]] like he originally did or else his poor wittle reputation would be ruined. On October 20, 2022, he revealed that he had an uncle who was nicknamed "Mako". Bryce describes his uncle as a [[Liar|nice person]], but also says that he was likely an autist fucking faggot as well, contradicting himself in the same paragraph. Bryce claims that he only saw "Mako" when he was a baby because he [[Died alone|shit the bed due to cancer]]. This person was discovered to be Richard "Ricky" Makoto Baba, a brother of Bryce's father, Brian H. Baba.

Bryce's return to Discord went as well as you'd expect for an autist, it didn't. Trolls quickly learned about this and began trolling again. The trolling was extremely effective and he started sperging out like he did before, [[Attention Whore|he even sperged when people wouldn't give him attention]].

His activity on [[Discord|Shitcord]] quickly declined due to this. As a result, he began prioritising his activity on [[Twatter|Twatter]] once again, but he wouldn't delete his account or even quit Pisscord this time, and is still to this day occasionally active, but activity is no where near what it once was.

==Hideaki Shipping==
[[File:PondAutism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|People actually like this. ]]
[[File:BanditNiggeraki.png|thumb|left|150px|Typical art made by a [[Tranny|Troon]]. ]]

In late 2022, a stupid fucking trend began in the Bluey fandom where people would [[Ship|ship]] their OCs with Hideaki, some of the people doing this trend were [[Pedophilia|minors who Bryce specifically gave permission to do this (while he was an adult)]]. This trend was started by Mikey Corgi and Kyle, two Failipinos [[Faggot|who take it up the ass]]. It then spread to other people like chinks, niggers, and kikes. The trend died rather quickly in February, but one [[Retard|beaner whore]] has attempted to revive it as late as May, 2023. '''DreamyPond''', also known as '''PondOfDreams''' and '''McDuck16''' (real name: Miette Romero) (born: 2 January, 2002) [age: 21] is a [[Faggot|bisexual]], [[Asperger's Syndrome|weird]], [[Retard|retarded]], [[Pedophilia|paedophile apologist]], [[Injuns|listerine drinking timber nigger]] who would embarrass Geronimo if that redskin were still alive. She draws art of the characters from Bluey to [[Fantard|appeal to 25 year old autists and nonces]]. She began shipping herself with Bryce in January, 2023, just less than [[Pedophilia|less than 3 months after Bryce's 18th birthday]]. Of course, nobody questioned this because her fans are mutant frog-faced cunts that at best look like Sloth from The Goonies and have the IQ of pinworms. Dreamypond herself is a self declared "genius" and believes that she would score a high IQ if ever scored, this is despite at the age of 21, [[Car|cannot drive a car]], cook, go to [[College|college successfully]], or draw art.

Bryce loved the art, and attempted to stretch the "joke" like his father's broken condom because it made his [[Micropenis|2 inch rod grow half an inch]], yet Bryce would later lie and say that he hated it.

==The Mental Breakdown==

Bryce was sure that he had [[Getting away with it|gotten away with everything he did in the last two years]], but like always, it came back to bite him in the ass. The beginning of 2023 looked like it was going to be Bryce's best year yet. January went smoothly, trolling was on the decline, nobody had started drama since August, 2022. However, this would all change on February 6, 2023.

On February 6, 2023, Bryce had again got involved in drama, this time it was with a 26 year old [[manchild|manchild]] [[faggot|faggot]] named Scudworth's Husband and his friends, Bryce decided to [[Hypocrisy|bitch about sexually suggestive art about a Bluey character]]. Scudworth's Husband pointed out to the retarded Japnigger that he had cub porn in his videos for over 2 years and refused to remove it, causing Bryce to have his biggest freakout yet, where he threatened to leave the fandom, blackened his profile picture, quit uploading videos, and even [[Threatening suicide|threatened to commit suicide]]. He would tweet one more time on February 9, 2022 claiming that he's [[Jews|receiving professional help]] and wouldn't tweet again for a record 11 days. Due to the mental breakdown, he said that he would stop producing Bluey videos and instead [[Fat|transition to Fast Food History]] videos. However, in May, 2023, [[Liar|Bryce went back on his statement]] and stated that he would continue producing Bluey content.

[[File:BryceFreakout1.png|thumb|left|150px|Bryce threatening to quit [[Twatter|Twatter]] ]]
[[File:BryceFreakout2.png|thumb|right|150px|Bryce describing his shitty life. ]]
[[File:BryceFreakout3.png|thumb|right|150px|Bryce threatening to [[Pussybitch|neck himself]] ]]

=== My Problems ===

On February 7, 2023, Bryce created what was supposed to be his suicide note on Google Docs of all fucking things. On this note, Bryce lists 9 reasons why he planned to commit suicide. The Document can be found [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FpnHfw-v85KKzfJLB4pG5tRFQzK-VOMLtLGlpJgeyDU/edit '''Here'''], but the document will be summarised below:

'''Reason 1. Social Wrath:''' He claims that Scudworth's Husband's drama was the incident that made him consider suicide, but claims it wasn't the sole incident. However, [[Liar|doesn't list any other incidents that could've contributed]] and for some reason [[Faggot|comes out as bisexual]]

'''Reason 2. The Fandom in General:''' Bryce bitches about [[Ship|shipping art]] despite [[Pedophilia|giving a 14 year old permission to make shipping art of Bryce's character]]. He also says that the fandom is too political, despite nearly everyone in the fandom being [[Karl Marx|Socialist/Commiefaggots]] who refuse to speak politically. He also [[Irony|mentions how some people deserve to be exposed and called out like he was]].

'''Reason 3. To Forgive or Not to Forgive:''' Bryce claims that he has tried to atone for his mistakes and bitches that the internet won't leave him alone for looking at [[Pedophilia|cub porn]], having paedophile tendencies, and other unforgivable shit. He also calls out his [[Tranny|tranny]] friend softservedshiba for simply disagreeing with him.

'''Reason 4. My Brain is Broken:''' Bryce states that the only thing that he has is his YouTube channel and blames everything wrong with him on Autism, despite initially denying that he had autism at the beginning of his "career".

'''Reason 5. I Can't Touch Grass:''' Bryce states that he cannot touch grass due to being allergic to it, this is despite [[Liar|taking pictures in grassy areas before without ever mentioning such allergy]]. He also mentions the [[Monkeypox|chronic skin condition that he has]], which may or may not be real. He only mentions said condition when he desperately needs his [[White Knighting|white knights]].

'''Reason 6. "Just Get a Job, You Lazy Bum":''' Bryce states that he refuses to do manual labour because he has chronic niggerpox, or whatever the fuck is wrong with him. He considers YouTube his first and only job.

'''Reason 7. You Have a Great YouTube Channel?:''' Bryce bitches about his subscribers not tuning in to his half-assed videos and admits that he's losing his grip on his channel. He whines about other Bluey YouTubers for having the same ideas and turning them into polished piles of shit, while Bryce's videos just remain dogshit.

'''Reason 8. You're Only in it for the Money, Nothing You Say is From the Heart:''' Bryce admits that he doesn't give a shit about his fans and that they're mere [[Jew Gold|Shekel signs]] to him.

'''Reason 9. Just Get Some Rest and It'll All be Better:''' Bryce bitches about how things will never get better, the only truth our favourite Japnigger has said throughout this entire document. He [[Pussybitch|blames doxers for everything wrong in his life, but can't name a single doxer]]. He also effectively disowns all of his [[White Knighting|white knights]] on the spot by saying "Fuck my friends, I'm tired of them".

=== Response Video ===

On February 10, 2023, Bryce uploaded a video in response to the drama that had just unfolded 4 days prior. In it he discusses the issues, his emotions like a 12 year old bitch, and makes threats towards himself to gain sympathy and activate his [[White Knighting|white knights]].

Of course, the video is scripted and he even admits this in the video. He also does not address everything that occurred in an attempt to spare himself some humiliation. Of course, everyone that isn't [[Incest|inbred]] or a [[Retard|retarded child]] understood that everything stated was bullshit.

{{center|'''<big>Bryce's Apology Video</big>'''}}
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=== B & B vs. Vrg_rl (Part 2) ===

[[File:Vrg2.png|thumb|left|150px|The [[Redneck|redneck]] himself, once again. ]]

Vrg_rl was concerned when Bryce threatened to take his own life, but when the apology video was released, Vrg_rl's redneck mind quickly changed. Vrg_rl made a video on his shitty channel talking about the problems with Bryce's apology. However, when it was learned that Bryce was a [[Faggot|faggot]], Vrg_rl quickly stopped all the drama and decided to call him "brave" for his heroic actions of [[Pedophilia|Paedophilia]] and [[Furfag|desires to fuck dogs]].

{{center|'''<big>Vrg_rl's Response Video</big>'''}}
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=== Complete Dox Released ===

In late May, 2023, Bryce's [[Docs|dox]] would be extended greatly, as his entire family and his address would be posted online by trolls. It is unknown who exactly leaked Bryce's address, but many trolls have spread the information publicly on places such as [[Discord|Shitcord]] and [[Twatter|Twatter]]. Bryce was made aware of this on around May 22, 2023. He has not publicly commented on the leaking of his address, but in private he's sperging out and telling the few [[White Knighting|white knights]] he has left to stop them and is threatening the trolls that are not only leaking Bryce's personal information, but his [[Pedophilia|perverted faggot friends]] as well. During this time, Bryce claimed that even his own therapist has ended communications or "ghosting" him because of how fucking autistic he is.

==War on the Trolls (25 July, 2023 - Present)==

[[File:BryceJuly25.png|thumb|left|150px|"I dindu nuffin!" ]]
[[File:BrycePeace.png|thumb|right|150px|[https://ia902808.us.archive.org/32/items/m-totw-1080p/m-totw-1080p.mp4?start=3820 "Every hour, every day, think only of trolls, the porn, and the kids. To our Bluey nation"] ]]

June and most of July were quiet when it came to trolling Bryce, that is until the early hours of the 25th of July. A troll by the name of Yuri Ivanov had the idea of cloning Bryce's voice using AI to make it sound as if B & B had said ''"Hitler did nothing wrong, hail Hitler and fuck niggers"'' during a [[Discord|Dicksword]] call. It didn't take long for [[Retard|mongoloids]] to fall for the bait and start questioning Bryce about the audio. This prompted Bryce to respond on [[Twatter|Twatter]] by saying that the audio was either edited or produced by AI, he also lashed out at the troll for [[Docs|doxing]] and for [[Offensive|using hateful language]]. This was enough to convince his mostly [[Fantard|underaged audience]] to believe him.

Two days later on 27 July, Bryce was confronted in a [[Discord|Pisscord]] group chat by two trolls that Bryce is scared of. The trolls asked if he was actually a [[Pedophilia|paedophile]] or not, a question he avoided answering because he has the language skills of a 10 year old downie. This pissed Bryce off so much that when they asked their next question, he tried to act like a [[Pussybitch|tough guy]] by attempting to make the threat''"Peace was never an option"'' because the trolls had posted Bryce's dox in the chat without warning. Bryce eventually began whining about how [[Retard|nobody likes trolls]] and how nobody wants to side with "racist people who think they're heroes". Bryce would eventually leave the group chat out of frustration. Just minutes later, declared war on the trolls in a private server with his friends and plotted to dox one of the trolls in the group chat.

==See Also==

*[[Vrg rl|Vrg_rl]] – an equally [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic]] child and member of the [[Pedophilia|Bluey fandom]] who behaves in a very similar fashion as to Bryce.
*[[Bluey]] – the [[shitty]] show that Bryce [[masturbation|masturbates]] to

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Azrael2002

2026-05-30T23:18:55Z

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[[Image:FurryAmber.jpg|right|thumb|200px|FAIL is the right of all sentient furfags]]
[http://azrael2002.livejournal.com/ azrael2002] aka [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/xladyxfelinex/ xthexladyfelinex], aka [http://azkitten.deviantart.com/ azkitten] (real name: Amber Bin Laden) is a fat, disgusting, filthy twelve–year old [[Internet Tough Guy]] and [[fat furry|furfag]] on [[livejournal]]. Infamous for trying desperately to wrestle the crown of '''Most Batshit Insane Transformers Fan Ever''' from long-time queen [[Raksha]], azraep2002 stalked the 2008 Gay Robot Convention, prostituting herself in the hope of making enough money to feed her three crack babies. When that proved unsuccessful, she tried to get a [[Scientologist]] to father yet another crack baby in the hopes of increasing her welfare check. When he wisely declined, she hid in a basement and proceeded to troll other Transfags on livejournal. Fortunately, failtroll that she is, all she can manage to post are lame variations of "U R GHEY 4 NOT FAPPING TO PIKTURS OF MY ROBOCOCK", proving spectacularly once again she is the malignant tumor that is killing [[B/]].

[[LJ Drama]] Oh noes, assraep whines about constructive criticism![http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/6833982.html#cutid1]

==Present==
[[Image:Amber%27s_toy.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Lubing up for buttsecks]]
azraep2002 rode into the [[Transformers]] fandom several years ago after the furries got sick of her fat ass and kicked her out of [[Gaia Online]]. She then proceeded to generate drama on the [http://www.allspark.com/forums/ Allspark] forums, which was too much for even the lame-ass mods and promptly got the [[banhammer]] for claiming that [[Adolf Hitler]] was simply a misunderstood Robot in Disguise and calling anyone who disagreed a black person. Next, she took her fail to the [http://thepaddedcell71381.yuku.com/ Padded Cell], which is amazingly tolerant of faggortry since it’s run by a New Age lesbian hippie; still, even she had to threaten her with the banhammer after she was convicted of trolling by the internet for insisting Optimus Prime was really a Cuban called [[ Communism|Fidel Castro]]. Being a hippie and therefore spineless, the New Age lesbo did not strike her dead with the power of the hammer as she so richly deserved, thus enabling her to come back and scam an unsuspecting Transfag named [http://rotty-0079.livejournal.com/ Rotty] out of $1,000,000.00. [[Last Thursday]], Rotty insisted she re-pay the money he [http://thepaddedcell71381.yuku.com/topic/5368/t/Keep-your-friends-close-and-your-money-closer.html/ loaned] her; instead, azraep2002 proposed giving him a blowjob in lieu of payment. Naturally, he refused to have any physical contact with this white-trash skank. At that point, she resorted to claiming he was [http://azrael2002.livejournal.com/157462.html/ sexually harassing] her, like all deadbeat scumbags do when faced with their own bullshit.

One look at her fat [http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b77/xLadyxFelinex/MePics/?action=view&current=Me05.jpg/ carcass] and you’d have to be brain dead to hit it, amirite? Rotty, despite being a Jew, cut his losses and went on to find love with a skinny weeaboo who writes almost decent fanfiction without the baby rape and has an IRL job. Srsly.

azraep2002 then went on to become a lj troll by spamming every Transfag on lj claiming Rotty is a lousy Jew nigger faggot despite the fact no one gave a shit and whining she should be exempt from paying her debts because she is an “artist”, not understanding that tracing other devianTART’s scribbles is not “art”.

She is still butthurt about Rotty ignoring her as you read this. Tell her to STFU here [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/xladyxfelinex/], here [http://azkitten.deviantart.com/] and here [http://azrael2002.livejournal.com/].

=Early History=
[[Image:Amber.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Motion passed--MAN THE HARPOOONS!]]
The reputed rape child of [[Osama Bin Laden]] and an aging, opium-smoking transsexual from Phnom Penh, recent evidence suggests that until recently, Amber was a child prostitute, famous in Cambodian brothels for being able to perform the basket fuck the most times in one night. Later on, when she ballooned to 3,648,292 lbs, she became the [[Pedobear]]’s mistress, who began pimping her out. When one of her repeat customers, a German pedo named [[Josef Fritzl]], ass raped her with a broken down Optimus Prime figure, she developed her obsession for Transformers sex and now derives pleasure only when pretending to be at the receiving end of a robot rape train. Despite thousands of hours of therapy and bucketloads of mood stabilizers, she has not been cured of this crazy shit.

=SITREP=
[[Image:Amber%27s_fursona.jpg|right|thumb|200px|azrael2002's fursona]]
Amber currently spends her spare time fingering herself while looking at robot porn written by prepubescent fantards and annoying everyone with her pathetic fanfiction and shitty crayon drawings on [[deviantART]] when not getting the banhammer. After spending her days trying to convince Mexican day laborers to pay $2.00 for a lousy blowjob, she has yaoibuttsecks with her lesbian furryfag girlfriends. Apart from failtrolling, her other hobbies are scamming idiot Transfags out of money and restoring the reputation of Adolf Hitler, aka [[Transformers|Megatron]].

In addition to AIDS, she also suffers from seizures, brought on by her [[unwarranted self-importance]]. This is mainly due to her association with other yaoibuttsecks furfags and her constant search for approval among robot yaoi cosplayers.

While just the latest in a long line of obese, smelly furfags with impaired brain function who have decided to add the Transformers to the steaming shit they shove into their fetid cunts as they destroy everyone's childhood, as an up-and-coming drama machine, azraep2002 is definitely a [[Winnar]].

==Links==

See the fail for yourself

Amber's live journal[http://azrael2002.livejournal.com/] Rambles incoherently about absolutely nothing.

Amber's furAffinty[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/xladyxfelinex/] Learn all the disgusting details about her fursona!

Amber's deviantART[http://azkitten.deviantart.com/] Amber continues to stalk Rotty.

Amber's Photobucket[http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b77/xLadyxFelinex/MePics/] Look only if you dare.

[[Category: LJ Users]]

ArtyMik908

2026-05-30T23:14:37Z

H64: removed deathnotice and some dox links

{{Aspergers}}
{{Spoiler|[https://gamejolt.com/p/long-story-short-arty-is-currently-in-a-drama-between-someone-and-kaypa8ir Caragh Ling cut ties with the fucker]}}
{{Spoiler|HE'S FUCKED GEEEEEEEEEEEEG}}
{{Spoiler|THIS ARTICE WAS FEATURED IN GORESTRIKER'S DOCUMENT, HELLO WORLD}}
{{Spoiler|[[File:Artycaust88.png|HE'S A NAZI]] <<< HE'S A NAZI}}
[[file:artymik.png|thumb|Artymik Himself in a special education cubicle]]
ArtyMik908 is an 18-year-old [[American|Amerimut]] Aspie from somewhere in [[New Jersey|Jersey]], assuming the 908 in reference to area code. He was first seen online using [[scratch]] to make shitty vector art. He supposedly has autism. This may explain some of his behaviors like his inability to ignore children online or his ownership of a deviant art account. He also been shown to have terrible grammar sills, terrible art skills, technological illiteracy (as seen by the fact he doesn't use MSPaint and all of his "artwork" is just another shitty recolored sonic) and just a lack of any skills other than talking to children over the internet. Arty's only skills seem to be falsely flagging YouTube videos, talking to children online, sitting around with his thumb in ass, and making the same shitty sonic/mario/Intellectual Property Popular with aspies/FNF/Poppy Playtime character recolored in MSpaint. He also has a slightly more active youtube channel but for the love of God, don't harass him any further, just leave him alone. If not for his sake, then for your own.

== General Info ==
ArtyMik908 - Blue Animations or ArtyMik908TheGreenHedgehog is an autistic male form new jersey, USA. He spends most of his time doing Autistic American things. Mostly doing [[autism|bad vector art on a program called scratch where he will then screenshot his artwork]] to upload on deviant art, probably because he hasn't downloaded any art programs more advanced than [[SFM|Source Film Maker]], or [[lol wut|Pretending to be in a relationship with a 13-year-old boy pretending to be 10-year-old girl who is pretending to be 10-year-old sonic the hedgehog]]. did I mention that said sonic the hedgehog is green? Arty really likes the color green for some reason. Goddamn if anything he makes isn't puke green or piss poor. Arymik908 also seems to be a [[pedophile|big fan of underage children.]] As is typical of [[furry|sonic the hedgehog fans.]]

Artymik908 Currently runs a YouTube channel. He mostly just feeds the trolls and reuploads other content that can already be found on YouTube with the occasional god-awful edit or SFM animation spliced in there. the link can be found here.

== The trolling ==
Arty's response to trolling wasn't any better as he used the manchild method of renaming his [[scratch]] projects to shit like "you're disgusting". Promptly fleeing the platform, artymik908 now resides on YouTube where he should be trolled to death. He tried to move away from [[scratch|scratch.mit.edu]] to escape the trolling but this backfired and now he posts daily [[shit|art]] while trying to [[delete fucking everything]] off the internet that tells the truth about him.

Going out and writing an attack article on fucking Encyclopedia Dramatica of all isn't going to help you reach your end goals. If you really want to provoke the wrath of this beast of a man, try doing one of the following:

* Remixing his scratch projects to be more lulzy.
* Making a YouTube video about his behaviors towards children.
* Spam his YouTube comments with links to porn or scam surveys.
* Report his scratch projects for copyright infringement.
* Send him this article.
*Record yourself jerking off to CanvasMik and post it on gamejolt with him mentioned.

==Why is this an article?==
Believe it or not, but [[aspergers]] on the internet is not a very hard demographic to troll. It's so easy in fact that a bunch of 13-year-old kids can and DID do it. The much longer answer is that a gang of 13-year-old boys, after seeing a channel on YouTube with more than 20 subscribers, decided to harass him. A group of around 3-5 [[children]] couldn't take the ego hit that seeing someone had more points than them online and decided to [[Chimp out|have a temper tantrum]]. One of them (was most likely the ringleader of this cyber bullying campaign) also somehow got access to a wiki account and made this awful addition to our site. This is the edited version too. just keep that in mind because the original author was not only 13 but also wrote this article more like a book report or a special needs school essay. If anything, this should serve as an example of how not to treat people online.

==Recent Events==
He apologized, both to [https://gamejolt.com/p/atstardust-2114-welp-i-got-the-apology-out-of-him-i-think-moving-6dcji3ff Stardust], and [https://gamejolt.com/p/atgorestriker-studios-this-is-arty-s-apology-to-you-tsgnudcf Gorestriker], but Gorestriker said: "For all honestly, it's going to be no since all he did that he doesn't care for anyone out there, you and everyone but himself sometimes, nothing but a sick mind, if he's really sorry, he will be better off leaving the internet, never came back ever and focus his life instead of sticking a computer wires inside of him so he can stay the internet forever so he can dies with it. I'm sorry, this is going to be a no since he's giving me all the pleasure and stress to work on the document instead of my biggest game creation and even life at the same time.", with star having no comment, for now.

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|andStuff|center|<gallery>
File:ArtyMik908.png|thumb|center|One of his characters.
File:CanvasMik.png|thumb|center|Green Sonic's big sister, [https://www.deviantart.com/ctoudevianter/art/CanvasMik-Gets-Cucked-998658996 who already has rule 34], [https://www.deviantart.com/joeybeaneater/art/canvasmik-rule-34-2-2-362-3-1034737916 two pieces actually].]]]
File:Plex908.png|thumb|center|An among us character.
File:Margooc.png|thumb|center|His current "girlfriend", Margo [https://www.deviantart.com/joeybeaneater/art/margo-boobies-1021498366 who also has rule 34.]
File:Artymik.png|thumb|center|This man looks like the president of Serbia.
File:Ageisjustanr.jpeg|thumb|center|Like all pedos, he believes that age is just a number
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Artynwordspam.jpg|thumb|center|"Durrrr, spamming nigger word is funny!! Durrrrr"
File:Lmaomanchildarty.png|thumb|center|"BAAAWWWW!!!!1"
File:Oyveyhesacreeeeeeep.jpeg|thumb|center|Jesus Christ, he's already made suggestive art of this character. Chris Chan much?
File:Fuckingidotmik908.png|thumb|center|"WHY YOU BRING UP PAST BRO!!111111!! ME NO PEDO!11!!"
</gallery>}}
{{clear}}

==Links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/@ArtyMik908theGreenHedgehog His Youtube]
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/ArtyMik908/ His Scratch]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/drartymik908 His DA]
*[https://gamejolt.com/@ArtyMik9082005 His GameJolt Account]

[[category:scratch]]
{{Pedoseries}}
[[Category:DeviantART| ]]
{{ytseries}}

User talk:H64

2026-05-27T15:05:18Z

H64: /* baleetion of another vanity article */

User talk:H64

2026-05-27T14:58:46Z

H64: /* More vanity bullshit */

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:41, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== Lulzcon pix plz ==

Do you still have [https://web.archive.org/web/20080621152613/http://lulzcon.com/photos/v/h64/ the pics] from [[lulzcon]]?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:54, 6 February 2025 (UTC)

:Oh hey I found [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Lulzcon_08_planning#San_Francisco|your comment]] on the original planning page. Anyways, if you ever do find them and have the time, plz upload them. There's practically nothing out there on this, but it seemed like a cool thing. Thanks for responding.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 05:24, 9 February 2025 (UTC)

== Re: r u active ==

Maybe. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 04:56, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

== yes ==

-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 03:58, 12 March 2025 (UTC)

== re: whitedate ==

no prob. It needed to be featured on [[Portal:Sites]], its a currently relevant topic/website. plus - the task 'rotation of featured content' on Portals is often neglected, sadly.
keep up the good writing work! --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 16:21, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

== [[Wyatt Tomlin]] ==

Can you hide the revision history? It has his dox (and on top of that, he was a minor at the time). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 04:49, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

== Request for permission ==

Could you please make me an EDitor so I can work with templates and skip the URL captcha? Thanks. [[User:Yooco|Yooco]] ([[User talk:Yooco|talk]]) 00:17, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hi==

I'm newfag and send Gmail plz [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:42, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== Thank you ==

Thank you for [[EDitor]]! — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 19:02, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

== [[Pedro J. Garcia]] ==

Could you hide the revision history like you did with [[Wyatt Tomlin]]? There was a link to a EDF photo where it has his dox. It was from .online, but it is still accessible through the [[wayback]]. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 09:31, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

== Trump is still the Goy Emperor ==

I have to be unbiased in politics because [[User:Baka|Baka]] once took away my Admin status for being too political.

I also lost my Editor status too.

Does this have to do with the [[No Kings]] article That I'm rewriting?

Like I said, have to play nice or I'll lose my Admin status again because I might offend Libs that might want to visit this site.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:06, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

how are you this much of a sperg --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:29, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

: it's cos i drink and it's fun. but hey at least im not a goy [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:47, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

:**[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] do the world a favor and go headbutt a brick wall or lay your neck down on a railroad track. I promise that we'll give you the [[Golden iPod]] Award so that someone may accidently discover that you were alive.

* [[User:H64|H64]] I think I was slamming the libs a lot harder in that rewrite than our God Emperor. You didn't let me get to my next part, "Who Belongs To No Kings?"

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:57, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

lol ur mad --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:59, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

** Huh? Who are you?
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 23:32, 1 May 2026 (UTC)

saying who are you when u just earlier wrote a sentecne crying about me.

go back to being a shill for israel lmao --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 04:12, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

Hey guys no disunity! We ED editors need to be like kikes, united against everyone else!

Stop being so meaan to each other! It dashes my dreams of conquering you all in a giant fire orgy!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 13:02, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

== Made Repairs ==

You'll like No Kings now. You were right. I was being mind controlled by the liberal machine.

I'll finish it tomorrow. I need to find some more good Trump pics and memes.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 23:33, 1 May 2026 (UTC)

:being a goy cuck to own the libs [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 04:05, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[Taekesi]] ==

Sorry to bother again, but there was dox on there. [[:File:Doxxingbullshit.png|There's also this image showing it.]] — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 18:30, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

== hi ==

just wanted to say hi --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:10, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

== I see you're doing a cleanup ==

Check [[User:DinkDummy#My Shooting Creation]] for more pages that shouldn't exist. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:38, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

== jb article ==

i dont remember, i think maybe it was because several articles [[Special:WhatLinksHere/Jailbait|still link to it]]. i dont object to its removal given how crappy it is, or maybe just redirect it to [[JailbaitGallery.com]]. anyways i will leave it to you and/or other active admins, im not really around that much these days and when i am around its usually because im drunk again and looking for something to do. btw welcome back bby... lets go [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center/Archive/14#Crash_the_wicnic_erryday_(Sat_June_23)|cause trouble at one of the WMF functions again]] one of these oul days. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 09:16, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

== baleetion of another vanity article ==

since you deleted [[User:LolzieCow69|lolziecow]]'s vanity article, i would also suggest deleting [[Olly|a shitty vanity article]] he made for his friend --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:13, 26 May 2026 (UTC)

== More vanity bullshit ==

[[User:Number9999999/USS Liberty]] is a redirect that should not exist. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:44, 27 May 2026 (UTC)
:this is in userspace, sandboxy shit is fine there [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 14:58, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Hipcrime

2026-05-27T04:56:57Z

H64: /* jb article */

{{User talk:Hipcrime/top}}

== jb article ==

why did you undelete this? this article is... we don't need to be poe's lawing this kind of thing. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 18:16, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

i was finking the same thing --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:18, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

it's got a grand total of 1 link, babe, from the ancient haggard blackholening. i rebabeebed it. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 04:54, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

== crime ==

also yes let's <3 [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 04:55, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Hipcrime

2026-05-27T04:55:37Z

H64: /* crime */ new section

{{User talk:Hipcrime/top}}

== jb article ==

why did you undelete this? this article is... we don't need to be poe's lawing this kind of thing. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 18:16, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

i was finking the same thing --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:18, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

:it's got a grand total of 1 link, babe, from the ancient haggard blackholening. i rebabeebed it. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 04:54, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

== crime ==

also yes let's <3 [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 04:55, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Hipcrime

2026-05-27T04:54:45Z

H64: /* jb article */

{{User talk:Hipcrime/top}}

== jb article ==

why did you undelete this? this article is... we don't need to be poe's lawing this kind of thing. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 18:16, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

i was finking the same thing --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:18, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

:it's got a grand total of 1 link, babe, from the ancient haggard blackholening. i rebabeebed it. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 04:54, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

User:Dumbfan

2026-05-25T01:09:54Z

H64: reverting

Dumbfan

User:UzbekSmegma339

2026-05-25T01:08:43Z

H64: shit articles, userpage vandal, goanimate drama

{{banned}}
i play gta

Time Zone: West Coast USA

User:Unknown guy

2026-05-25T01:05:58Z

H64: Created page with "{{banned}}"

User:Ks0stm

2026-05-25T00:48:31Z

H64: already banned

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2026-05-25T00:43:06Z

H64: /* lowscore spam */ new section

User:TROLAHOAR

2026-05-25T00:34:01Z

H64: mia, ban on sight

{{banned|pedophilia}}
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:3062; left:20">[[File:Mycock.gif]] </div>
{{corner|<video type="youtube" id="Eze1AZmBBzI&autoplay=1&loop=0" height="3" width="1" position="bottom|left" frame="false" />}}
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0;left:0;z-index:100">[[File:Pedobear_a.gif|160px|I'm outta here!]]</div>
{{pedo}} 
{{BannStar}}

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Vox Dramatica prize

2026-05-25T00:32:49Z

H64: /* Past Laureates */ revoked vd from TROLAHOAR

{{protectedreason|it is for [[Kewl Kidz]] only}}
{{policy2|ED:VD}}

[[Image:Rainbowheart.gif|thumb|The {{PAGENAME}}, in ''[[gay|all of its glory]]''.]]
Superior to the [[You Win the Prize|Nobel Prize]], the '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is awarded to [[{{SITENAME}}]] EDitors who show tireless commitment to bringing the [[lulz]] in force and continuing [[ED:ABOUT|the mission of the site]].

All registered users are eligible to obtain the {{PAGENAME}}. The phrase, "Vox Dramatica/Dramaticæ" is a [[engrish|Latin]] phrase, which roughly translates to "Voice of the Drama". Criteria for award involves proper grammar, witty writing style, [[wiki markup]], and page categorization skills. A {{PAGENAME}} winner shows excellence in not only satirical article writing, but also the fine art of parody.

You can only win the {{PAGENAME}} once. The people who have won the award on the original (ED.com) site are filed under the [[{{FULLPAGENAME}}#Legacy Laureates|"Legacy Laureates" section]]. Everyone who has won the award thereafter, on any other version of ED (''id est'' any site that isn't/wasn't ED.com), is filed under the [[{{FULLPAGENAME}}#Laureates|"Laureates"]] section.

[[final solution|Finally]], the phrase, "Getting/Given VD" is a colloquialism to describe being awarded the {{PAGENAME}}.

== Laureates ==
These are people who got VD in this iteration of the wiki.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|Umkemesik]] (UNDER REVIEW 11:27, 2 March 2025 (UTC))''' - November [[2020]], for banishing [[Aediot]] to the astral realm of [[pedo|pedospace]], and establishing a Free {{SITENAME}}.
*'''[[User:Ld3105|Ld3105]]''' - March [[2021]], for working hard, and restoring several articles, templates, and other pages from [[delete fucking everything|archived]], [[nobody cares|older versions of ED]], in ''[[{{SITENAME}}:Restoration 2020|Operation Restoration II: Electric Boogaloo]].''
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - April [[2021]], for helping in [[ED:REBUILD|Restoration 2020]].
*'''[[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]]''' - April [[2022]], making the [[Keffals]] article, and keeping it fresh.
*'''[[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] (UNDER REVIEW 11:27, 2 March 2025 (UTC))''' - June [[2022]], for help keeping vandals at bay by putting [[Template:Banplz|<nowiki>{{banplz}}</nowiki>]] on their user pages and reverting their edits.
*'''[[User:Kamaloka|Kamaloka]]''' - August [[2022]], for [[Special:Contributions/Kamaloka|past and current important maintenance edits]], [[Isabella Loretta Janke|important page creations]] and slowly becoming - hopefully (not) - the female [[Couch Cuck]].
*'''[[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]]''' - April [[2024]], for [[Special:Contributions/Paul in the Mall|autistically and incessantly editing]] the mass shooter pages, keeping them up to the times and ED standards.

== Past Laureates==
These are people who have been awarded the {{PAGENAME}} after the original ED.com site shut down.

*'''[[User:PresidentMudkip|PresidentMudkip]]''' - May [[2011]], for keeping it so old school that the newfag mods b& him. A true bro from the old wiki.
*'''[[User:Typhoon|Typhoon]]''' - May 2011, in recognition of power edits and bot-like dedication.
*'''[[User:If|If]]''' - June 2011, in recognition of power edits and bot-like dedication.
*'''[[User:DekoMan91|DekoMan91]]''' - June 2011, for being an image boss.
*'''[[User:Taq0|Taq0]]''' - July 2011, for being an image boss.
*'''[[User:Totensiediefurfag|Totensiediefurfag]]''' - July 2011, for faggot patrol, and his shit article "hunter killer". Later turned in his award, claiming [[truth|"ED is overrun with furries"]].
*'''[[User:Mu.ollin|Mu.ollin]]''' - August 2011, for spending countless hours cleaning up ED portals and articles in the style of a true aspie, despite (probably) not having the spergs.
*'''[[User:ProgrammerTroll|ProgrammerTroll]]''' - September 2011, for cleaning up vandalism and other unwanted shit while bringing in new, lulzy articles.
*'''[[User:Oblique|Oblique]]''' and '''[[User:CinoxFellpyre|CinoxFellpyre]]''' - November 2011, despite one being an [[Uncyclopedia]] cunt and the other a furfag, they have devoted endless amounts of time to ED rather than the prototypical [[Wikipedia]]''' and '''[[Minecraft]].
*'''[[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]]''' - December 2011, for basically, being what every EDiot should be.
*'''[[User:Ge5undhe17|Ge5undhe17]]''' and '''[[User:Oblique|Oblique]]''' - January [[2012]]. Ge5undhe17 for being an image boss, Oblique for [[Nothing of value was lost|restoring thousands of KB worth of lost articles]].
*'''[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]]''' - February 2012, for doing it for the lulz and exposing [[The_Wikipedia_Review#Leaked_secret_threads|top sekrit forum posts]] from the [http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/xenophobe.htm Xenophobes] at [[The Wikipedia Review]] laying out the conspiracy to destroy our precious ED.
*'''[[User:Mike the Great|Mike {{strike|the Great}}]]''' - March 2012, for coming out of nowhere to [[delete fucking everything|improve the wiki]], and allow the [[sysops]] to stay lazy, drunk and high, just like it should be. Later emoquit because he couldn't handle the epic trolling of [[LiteralKa]].
*'''[[User:Sirkillsalot|Sirkillsalot]]''' - April 2012, for restoring a fuckton of lost articles even when archive.org borks and doesn't give the direct source. Also some other stuff that we all probably forgot to mention, but hey better this is posted 25 days late than not at all! Was later discovered to be an FBI employee and was reassigned to spy on other IRCs.
*'''[[User:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]]''' - May 2012, because why the fuck not?
*'''[[User:Gseed|Gseed]]''' - June 2012, for doing all kinds of neato editing shit.
*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - July 2012, for edits almost as powerful as his hatred of [[Jews]].
*'''[[User:Andrés|Andrés]]''' - August 2012, for working hard like a good spic-laborer should.
*'''{{strike|[[User:Gray|Gray]]''' - September 2012, for being active or some shit.}} Revoked due to severe autism.
*'''[[User:FredJuicynips|FredJuicynips]]''' - October 2012.
*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - November 2012, for being everyone's favorite Jew.
*'''[[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]]''' - January [[2013]], for heavy edits combined with plentiful [[DESU]].
*'''[[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]]''' - February 2013, aided ED after the emoquitting of [[User:Oblique|two]] [[User:Mike the Great|sysops]] due to trolling by [[LiteralKa]], proving himself to be above those pansies, until his dox were exposed and he {{strike|emoquit himself.}} Later came back for more.
*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - March 2013, tirelessly preforming manual labor whilst not being a total aspie about it.
*'''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - April 2013, defending BMO from the enemies of the lulz while devoting endless amounts of time [[nothing|"faithfully improving"]] ED.
*'''[[User:Thebirdlover|Thebirdlover]]''' - May 2013, for restoring most of the list of AOTNS from ED.com.
*'''[[User:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]]''' - June 2013, for writing good articles, fixing bad articles, vandal cleanup, doxing lolcows, and being ED's [[furfag|lovable lil rascal]].
*'''[[User:Killerratte|Killerratte]]''' - July 2013, for being a good contributor to vidya-related articles.
*'''[[User:Milwin|Milwin]]''' - August 2013, for patrolling [[recent changes]], and stirring fuck tons of drama in the good name of ED.
*'''[[User:Tumbltard|Tumbltard]]''' - September 2013, for showing up out of nowhere and creating an article on [[tumblr]] internet celebrity [[Josh Macedo]].
*'''[[User:Deceptive|Deceptive]]''' - October 2013, for his [[1337]] HTML skillz and being a force to be reckoned with...
*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - March [[2014]], so he would stop [[retard|asking everybody for this award]]. He promises that [[never|someday he will learn how to edit to the wiki]]. Also, according to his user page, [[fap|"fought a dragon"]] bare-handed.
*'''[[User:Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay|Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay]]''' - March 2014, for writing and improving numerous articles for ED since 2011.
*'''[[User:Pandora|Pandora]]''' - April 2014, for writing several good articles such as [[Steven Universe]] and [[Kill la Kill]].
*'''[[User:Smashdude64|Smashdude64]]''' - June 2014, for signing on and immediately coming correct with righteous edits, useful suggestions, and worthy OC articles in less than a week.
*'''<s>[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]]</s>''' - July 2014, for contributing trollworthy [[SweetyDanger|OC]], his infamous [[:File:Forufromtrolahoar.JPG|"BAN THIS" photo]], his epic EDification of articles such as [[Addison Mikkelson]], and above all for bringing us [[Monica Punk|JULAAAAAY]]. Later quit ED after it was revealed he was a 40-year-old Dutch guy who [[Pedophile|masqueraded as a little girl]] in order to chat up pre-teen girls on the same YouTube account he used to upload the Monica Punk pranks. '''VD REVOKED'''
*'''[[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]]''' - August 2014, for sticking it to a veritable shitload of pommy nonces, and acting as ED's unofficial Pædofinder General.
*'''[[User:LmaoZedong|LmaoZedong]]''' - October 2014, cus we rikey his edits and articles for a rong time.
*'''[[user:IvoRobotnik|IvoRobotnik]]''' - March [[2015]], for bringing lulz and justice and other fucked up stuff to {{SITENAME}} since May 2, 2011.
*'''[[User:MAjOrA|MAjOrA]]''' - April 2015, for providing quality DeviantART material rather than the usual worthless muck dredged up from that shithole.
*'''[[User:LoverOfBats|LoverOfBats]]''' - May 2015, for creating that rare phenomenon, a quality, current article not created by admins.
*'''[[User:CaptainCycleads|CaptainCycleads]]''' - June 2015, for somehow beating admins to the punch in writing up [[SJW]] bullshit.
*'''[[User:1sam234|1sam234]]''' - July 2015, awarded to him before the month even started {{strike|so he stops spamming admins about it}} because of his exceptional edits.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - October 2015, for unflinching coverage of the foul subjects of weebery and sundry. [[No girls on the Internet|Doubtlessly]] a trap.
*'''[[User:Duranduran|Duranduran]]''' - November 2015, for contributing sorely needed articles covering [[High Score]] attempts.
*'''[[User:Lavrentiy Beria (Jr)|Lavrentiy Beria (Jr)]]''' - December 2015, due to taking the [[GOTTA GO FAST]] approach with regard to article creation.
*'''[[User:Doskido|Doskido]]''' - March [[2016]], for creating 3 good articles in as many days.
*'''[[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]]''' - April 2016, for serving as ED's token kimchee and writing much of the "[[Fembusters]]" article.
*'''[[User:Zew0|Zew0]]''' - May 2016, for generally being more useful than not.
*'''[[User:Xartes|Xartes]]''' - June 2016, for instigating bitching and moaning (yet again) from [[Rationalwiki]] regarding ED.
*'''[[User:Schnitzel|Schnitzel]]''' - August 2016, for doing such unspeakable things to orange midgets, that even we can't talk about it.
*'''[[User:Not Important|Not Important]]''' - September 2016, solely for choosing the most apt username in ED's illustrious history. Well done, sir. Well done.
*'''[[User:TommyP84|TommyP84]]''' - October 2016, for being there when no one else was. ;~;
*'''[[User:LIOD|LIOD]]''' - November 2016, for crunching data for us and not being an autist about it.
*'''[[User:Bee tee gee|Bee Tee Gee]]''' - December 2016, for doing various projects relating to mass murderers before his inevitable rampage IRL.
*'''[[User:Kiwi Pyre|Kiwi Pyre]]''' - January [[2017]], for covering Jew haters better than Mossad could ever hope to do.
*'''[[User:LulzKiller|LulzKiller]]''' - February 2017, for several years of hard work and deep investigative research for ED. Surprisingly, he didn't get VD until now. Remember to never wear a condom, kids!
*'''[[User:Cokeman43|Cokeman43]]''' - March 2017, for showing up out of nowhere to crunch a lot of data on a specific few autists.
*'''[[User:Mimkrys|Mimkrys]]''' (a.k.a [[Onideus]]) - June 2017; showed up out of nowhere and did a fuckload of edits and offered coding help and advice. Automatically gets VD since we're desperate to fill in slots since ED community is lazy.

== [[Old people|Legacy Laureates]] ==
These are people who have received the {{PAGENAME}} on the original [[girlvinyl|ED.com]], which is completely separate from the [[Special:Version|current ED]].

*{{strike|'''[[Aussieintn]]''' - February 2005.}} [[GTFO|Dishonorably discharged]].
*'''[[dgt]]''' and '''[[Quasidan]]''' - March [[2005]].
*'''[[Hardvice]]''' - April 2005.
*'''[[Ghostlight]]''' - May 2005.
*'''[[Krade]]''' - June [[2006]].
*'''[[Jmax]]''' - July 2006.
*'''[[Wattage]]''' and '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' - November 2006.
*'''[[Riboflavin]]''' - December 2006.
{{clear}}

[[Image:Naked_samuri.jpg|left|120px]]
Congrats to '''Riboflavin''' for winning VD for December 2006. Riboflavin is perhaps best known for inventing [[rainbow blinkies]] and for being the only Asian to edit ED. Riboflavin is known to bitch about the [[DMCA]] he received after his jewmate downloaded a [[Harry Potter]] book IN .EXE FORM. His turn-ons include eating dogs, happy endings, and [[Asiancat]]. His turn-offs include his small penis, stupid newbs, and the fact he cannot see as much as members of superior races. Accomplishments include [[Puberty]], [[Spambot]], and [[Goldenpalace.com]].
{{clear}}

*'''[[Thedreadedkettle]]''' - January [[2007]].
{{clear}}
[[Image:Skippy.jpg|left|120px]] Congrats to '''Thedreadedkettle''' for winning VD for January 2007. Thedreaddedkettle is perhaps best known for trolling DeviantART and reverting [[vandal]]ism. Thedreaddedkettle is also known for his good faith towards all, thus getting himself [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:K37 pwned] elsewhere. His turn ons include kangaroos, luxurious [[guro]] and [[Virgin|chastity]]. His turn offs include being made fun of for his virginity, cutting his hair and [[fursecution]]. His accomplishments include (once) washing his hair, looking like Spike from Peanuts and being [[rape]]d by The [[Teenage Kings of Werribee]].
{{clear}}

*'''[[Blu Aardvark]]''' - February 2007.
{{clear}}

[[Image:Blue aarvark.jpg|left|120px]]

Congrats to '''Blu Aardvark''' for winning VD for February 2007. Blu Aardvark is probably best known for trying to make [[TOW]] a better place [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Blu_Aardvark], and then getting accused of being a [[Nazifur]] for doing so. Blu Aardvark is also well known for his serious wiki skills, as demonstrated by giving the [[Main Page]] a face lift, and also for trying to leave [[ED]] to embrace the [[Christian]] faith, only to come back with more of the spirit of [[lol]] in his heart. Turn ons include living in the middle of nowhere, [[Jesus]], and striking fear in the hearts of [[Wikipedo]]s. Turnoffs are being a [[furry]] in denial, [[Mistress Selina Kyle|Batman villainesses]], and [[CP|the age of consent]].
{{clear}}

*'''[[Eppigy]]''' - March 2007.
{{clear}}

[[Image:Eppigyfursona.jpg|right|120px]]
Congrats to '''Eppigy''' for winning VD for March 2007. Eppigy is probably best known for the series of [http://youtube.com/eppigy YouTube videos] he made during the [[PeppermintPatti]] saga. Eppigy is also well known for his {{youtube|AZ5zEB7jGBA|scathing exposé}} on how the [[Jews did WTC]], and wooing the "ladies" of [[ED:IRC]] with pictures of his bird tits. Turn ons include [[fatties]], [[camwhore|camwhoring]] and e-[[love]]. Turn offs include being [[ana]], being acquainted with [[Mark Foley]] and finding out the girls of #ed are all really [[Chris Hansen]].
{{clear}}
*'''[[Tfo]]''' - April 2007.
{{clear}}

[[Image:Coke cat.jpg|left|120px]]
Congrats to '''Tfo''' for winning VD for April 2007. Tfo is perhaps best known for being [[gay]], for being ''really'' gay, and for having bareback sex at a truck stop with a man named Papa Love. Tfo is known to bitch about everything heterosexually related. His turn-ons include eating cocks, cocks, and more [[cock]]s. His turn-offs include eating [[pussy]], fondling [[boobs]], dislike of [[meth]], and the fact he cannot take it in the ass as well as he used to due to a not-so-sudden onset of [[Teh]] [[Fat]] (due to not liking meth). Accomplishments include getting [[EDiot]]s to submit cock pix to him ([mailto:rapedong@yahoo.com Send him an email of your penis! 18 and over only please.]), [[Michael Crook|Michael Cock]], [[Gay Drama 2006|trolling his own kind]] with fellow faggot [[User:Teh internets are teh awesome|Nets]], and getting the [[Jennifer Strange Memorial]] set up before the official one was.
{{clear}}

*'''[[IckleBee]]''' - August 2007.
*{{strike|'''[[Pokchu]]''' - September 2007}} Dishonorably discharged.
*'''[[Chankachankaboo]]''' - October 2007.
*'''[[WhiteMystery]]''' - November 2007.
*'''[[Zenophile808]]''' - December 2007.
*'''[[Weatherman]]''' - January [[2008]].
*'''[[BURK]]''' - February 2008.
*'''[[Weatherman]]''' - April 2008.
*'''[[Zenophile808]]''' - April 2008.
*'''[[H64]]''' - October 2008.
*'''[[Kazantzakis]]''' - May [[2009]].

==={{PAGENAME}} & Free T-Shirt. Wow!===

*'''[[Piilu]]''' - September 2009.
*'''[[Challenger]]''' - October 2009.
*'''[[Fapman]]''' - November 2009.
*'''[[Snaisybelle]]''' - December 2009.
*'''[[Marukomuru]]''' - January [[2010]].
*'''[[Thayo]] (formerly NOTHALCYON)''' - February 2010.
*'''[[ShardDax]] (formerly D-Malice)''' - April 2010.
*'''[[Kale]] (formerly Karbraxis)''' - April 2010.
*'''[[DerSquirrel]]''' - May 2010.
*'''[[Fiskie]]''' - June 2010
*'''[[User:Cunt Destroyer|Cunt Destroyer]]''' - July 2010.
*'''[[TrainOfThought]]''' - August 2010.
*'''[[Kitties]]''' - September 2010.
*'''[[PreciousBodilyFluids]]''' - October 2010. Given out of [[butthurt|pure pity]] from [[User:PBF#ODB.27s_last_email_to_me|ODB]] for his pathetic life and [[SFB|serious care for insults on the internet]]. He is a known schizophrenic.
*'''[[Hipcrime]]''' - November 2010. ED's gayest recipient yet! He even has the [[GRIDS]], so please [[DO IT FAGGOT|don't touch us]]!
*'''[[Phobos]]''' - April [[2011]].

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[[Category:Site News|{{PAGENAME}}]]

User:TROLAHOAR

2026-05-25T00:31:22Z

H64: editor tag removed

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<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0;left:0;z-index:100">[[File:Pedobear_a.gif|160px|I'm outta here!]]</div>
{{pedo}} 
{{BannStar}}

User:TROLAHOAR

2026-05-25T00:31:02Z

H64: vd revoked

{{editor}}
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<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0;left:0;z-index:100">[[File:Pedobear_a.gif|160px|I'm outta here!]]</div>
{{pedo}} 
{{BannStar}}

User:Salvie

2026-05-25T00:26:14Z

H64: removed deathnotice

{{banned|being a self described pedo}}
== introduction to a shitty userpage i didnt even wanna make ==
{{retard|te l'ho detto che ero hardcore}}
{{virgin}}
{{aspie}}
{{child}}
{{pedo}}
{{Failsathero}}
[[File:GendronBitches.jpg]]

salùt, dramatica! i'm back once again, to spread utter nonsense, one fedpost at a time.

i miss [[User:Carpice|Carpice]] and my friend [[User:SH4444VKA|Shavka]]

my best friend from hell is the [[User:AlGore|couch cuck]] <3

i'm an [[aspie]] and a [[Christian|christ freak]]

i am better known for being a retard on social media and my awesome jewtube channel, along with the discord spergouts i do, but i rly like lulz so im here too :D

{{TimeOnED|year=2021|month=9|day=23}}
{{n00b|making mediocre articles}}
{{IDIFTL}}

<table class="wikitable" style="margin:.1em 1em .1em 0;">
<tr>
<th colspan="2" style="background:#84599c;">Contributions</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th style="background:#84599c;">Created</th>
<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Halle synagogue shooting]] ♦ [[Colegio Cervantes shooting]] ♦ [[Andrea Pignani]] ♦ [[Noah Esbensen]] ♦ [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] ♦ [[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]]
</tr>

<tr>
<th style="background:#84599c;">Edited</th>
<td style="background:#eee;">[[Columbine Copycats]] ♦ [[Éric Borel]] ♦ [[School Shootings]] ♦ [[Tobias Rathjen]] ♦ [[Jose Reyes]] ♦ [[New Mexico]] ♦ [[Hugo Jackson]] ♦ [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] ♦ [[Your Boyfriend]] ♦ [[BonziWORLD]] ♦ [[Payton Gendron]] ♦ [[Philip Manshaus]] ♦ [[Randy Robert Stair]] ♦ [[Battle For Dream Island]] ♦ [[Christian]] ♦ [[Juraj Krajčík]] ♦
</tr>

<tr>
<th style="background:#84599c;">ADDED PORN</th>
<td style="background:#eee;"> none cause im not robert aaron long

</tr>

<tr>
<th style="background:#84599c;">Collab</th>
<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] with [[User:MisterRemover|MisterRemover]]

</tr>

<tr>

== contributions and good pages ==
Not only do I like working on my own article, I also like going into other people's footsteps and helping them. I also like these.

[[Hugo Jackson]] - A brownie Swede who injured one frag and tried to get away horribly.

[[Randy Robert Stair]] - Ghost gang!

[[Payton Gendron]] - Glowie whos gonna serve a life sentence for epicly fragging 10 nigurz at a supermarket (whats with me and supermarket killers damn).

[[Robert Bowers]] - 40 year old Christbro from Pittsburgh who shot up the Tree of Life (or death) Synagogue, fragging 11. The true predecessor to Tarrant.

[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Our love. And a Zionist! kikes won.

[[Adam Lanza]] - real hamster feels

and basically most articles i edit lmao

i guess thats it... wait

[[Ronnie McNutt]] - 30 year old veteran who epicly guessed that's it on live. The true starter of my humour.

[[Shuaiby]] - 18 year old Paki who killed himself with a very weak shotty on live. His suicide spawned thousands of lulz and shitty theories, which are included in the article. I'm gonna try clean them up.

User:Salvie

2026-05-25T00:25:43Z

H64: ban

{{banned|being a self described pedo}}
== introduction to a shitty userpage i didnt even wanna make ==
{{retard|te l'ho detto che ero hardcore}}
{{virgin}}
{{aspie}}
{{child}}
{{13yearolds}}
{{pedo}}
{{Failsathero}}
[[File:GendronBitches.jpg]]

salùt, dramatica! i'm back once again, to spread utter nonsense, one fedpost at a time.

i miss [[User:Carpice|Carpice]] and my friend [[User:SH4444VKA|Shavka]]

my best friend from hell is the [[User:AlGore|couch cuck]] <3

i'm an [[aspie]] and a [[Christian|christ freak]]

i am better known for being a retard on social media and my awesome jewtube channel, along with the discord spergouts i do, but i rly like lulz so im here too :D

{{TimeOnED|year=2021|month=9|day=23}}
{{n00b|making mediocre articles}}
{{IDIFTL}}

<table class="wikitable" style="margin:.1em 1em .1em 0;">
<tr>
<th colspan="2" style="background:#84599c;">Contributions</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th style="background:#84599c;">Created</th>
<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Halle synagogue shooting]] ♦ [[Colegio Cervantes shooting]] ♦ [[Andrea Pignani]] ♦ [[Noah Esbensen]] ♦ [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] ♦ [[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]]
</tr>

<tr>
<th style="background:#84599c;">Edited</th>
<td style="background:#eee;">[[Columbine Copycats]] ♦ [[Éric Borel]] ♦ [[School Shootings]] ♦ [[Tobias Rathjen]] ♦ [[Jose Reyes]] ♦ [[New Mexico]] ♦ [[Hugo Jackson]] ♦ [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] ♦ [[Your Boyfriend]] ♦ [[BonziWORLD]] ♦ [[Payton Gendron]] ♦ [[Philip Manshaus]] ♦ [[Randy Robert Stair]] ♦ [[Battle For Dream Island]] ♦ [[Christian]] ♦ [[Juraj Krajčík]] ♦
</tr>

<tr>
<th style="background:#84599c;">ADDED PORN</th>
<td style="background:#eee;"> none cause im not robert aaron long

</tr>

<tr>
<th style="background:#84599c;">Collab</th>
<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] with [[User:MisterRemover|MisterRemover]]

</tr>

<tr>

== contributions and good pages ==
Not only do I like working on my own article, I also like going into other people's footsteps and helping them. I also like these.

[[Hugo Jackson]] - A brownie Swede who injured one frag and tried to get away horribly.

[[Randy Robert Stair]] - Ghost gang!

[[Payton Gendron]] - Glowie whos gonna serve a life sentence for epicly fragging 10 nigurz at a supermarket (whats with me and supermarket killers damn).

[[Robert Bowers]] - 40 year old Christbro from Pittsburgh who shot up the Tree of Life (or death) Synagogue, fragging 11. The true predecessor to Tarrant.

[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Our love. And a Zionist! kikes won.

[[Adam Lanza]] - real hamster feels

and basically most articles i edit lmao

i guess thats it... wait

[[Ronnie McNutt]] - 30 year old veteran who epicly guessed that's it on live. The true starter of my humour.

[[Shuaiby]] - 18 year old Paki who killed himself with a very weak shotty on live. His suicide spawned thousands of lulz and shitty theories, which are included in the article. I'm gonna try clean them up.

Template:Elliot Rodger

2026-05-25T00:16:33Z

H64: removed tallahassee lowscore

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<big>{{PAGENAME}}</big> is part of a series on Elliot Rodger

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{|style="background:none; width:100%;"
|-valign="top"
|style="width:35%;"|'''Supreme Gentleman'''
|[[Elliot Rodger]]
|-valign="top"
|'''Followers'''
|[[Ben Moynihan]] • [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] • [[William Atchison]] • [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] • [[Shuaiby|Shuaib Aslam]] • [[Alek Minassian]] • [[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] • [[Alek Minassian#Shitty sequel|Faisal Hussain]] • [[Brian Isaack Clyde]] • [[Brandon Clark]] • [[Tobias Rathjen]] • [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Oguzhan_Sert|Oguzhan Sert]] • [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Armando_Hernandez_Jr|Armando Hernandez]] • [[Robert Aaron Long]] • [[Jake Davison]] • [[Ethan Miller]] • [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio Martinez Garcia|Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] • [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] • [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] • [[Semih Çelik]] • [[Natalie Rupnow]] • [[Solomon Henderson]] • [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Justin_Adar_Polat|Justin Adar Polat]] • [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Alex_Mäkinen|Alex Mäkinen]] • [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Desmond_Holly|Desmond Holly]] • [[Lex Ashton]] • [[Lum Chin Hao]] • [[San Diego Mosque Massacre|Caleb Vazquez & Cain Clark]]
|-valign="top"
|'''Predecessors'''
|[[Mutsuo Toi]] • [[Robert Benjamin Smith]] • [[Robert Poulin]] • [[Campo Elías Delgado]] • [[Marc Lépine]] • [[Luby's massacre|George Hennard]] • [[Flemming Nielsen]] • [[Kato|Tomohiro Kato]] • [[George Sodini]]
|-valign="top"
|'''Traits'''
|[[Assburgers syndrome]] • [[Batshit insane]] • [[Misogyny]] • [[Virgin]]
|-valign="top"
|'''See Also'''
|[[Beta Uprising]] • [[Incel]] • [[Incelcore]] • [[Kili]] • [[Love-shyness]] • [[MGTOW]] • [[Misogynist terrorism]] • [[Mumkey Jones]] • [[Nice guys]] • [[R9k|/r9k/]] • [[World of Warcraft]]
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Template:Underconstruction

2026-05-25T00:09:33Z

H64: all wip must be user-signed and in a userspace. also, don't transclude templates into themselves

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User talk:DinkDummy

2026-05-25T00:00:49Z

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Don't make new pages stick to the user pageHellenicTrapstar [[File:InterventionRekt.png|60px|link=User talk:HellenicTrapstar]] 22:21, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

== oye ==

aprende a hablar inglés mejor antes de escribir nuevos artículos, caribeño inmundo {{Unsigned|Andrés Berríos Bravo}}

== Sign your posts ==

The proper way to sign your talk page posts is by typing the tildes symbol '''~''' four times at the end of your message.

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--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:48, 15 December 2024 (UTC)

== Milked cows ==
Good of you to tag the outdated cows pages like [[DisneyFan01]]. I've taken the liberty of adding it to [[Intellectual Checkmate]], as well. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 19:17, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

== Template Making ==

Considering that you just made three templates in a row incorrectly, I'm assuming you have no idea that you are [[doing it wrong]] and will probably keep making them wrong unless someone intervenes, so let me tell what you need to do. You need to add a colon <code>:</code> after the word "template" for it to work properly. For example, instead of creating <code>TemplateChile</code>, you should use <code>Template:Chile</code>. Otherwise, MediaWiki will treat your page as an ordinary article and you won't be able to use it like a template. ¿Comprendes? [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] already fixed your previous templates for you, but remember this for future reference.

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:53, 18 February 2025 (UTC)

== [[Memology 101]] ==

If you know so much about different kinds of spics, then could you get the ball rolling on that article. I’ll actually help you make it something not completely gay and retarded. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 22:02, 20 February 2025 (UTC)

== [[VittorioTheVyonder2003]] ==

this article has been deathnoticed since the 9th. i see you're active but have not improved it yet. please improve this article with pictures and words or it may be removed for being a stub. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 13:14, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

== Dude ==

Stop writing articles on random latinx who scored like 2 frags noone cares! Add hem to [[High Score/Loserinfo]] instead. I'm already on the fence about [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]], but [[Rafael Calzada school shooting|Javier Romero]] most definitely belongs in there. [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 13:36, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
:Also they're all shitty stubs, you don't even add loadouts or graded score sections bruh git gud [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 14:15, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
::[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]] also forgot to add a Graded Score when he wrote the Loserinfo section on [[High Score/Loserinfo#Menhaz Zaman|Menhaz Zaman]]. Not sure why, since he's usually very competent at this sort of thing. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:33, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
:::Aight, I'll add one and stop being lazy. I didn't realize those were necessary or whatever. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 19:53, 12 September 2025 (UTC)

== Stop being so ESL ==

Pls learn proper english before making new articles --[[User:Nanachus|Nanachus]] ([[User talk:Nanachus|talk]]) 22:16, 14 September 2025 (UTC)
:[[User_talk:DinkDummy#oye|I been saying this]] [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 12:39, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Also, another tip for Dink if we are talking about his articles; DO NOT COPY AND PASTE AN ENTIRE SUB SECTION OF AN ARTICLE FOR ANOTHER ARTICLE. Examples? Proves? [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]], all the shooting timeline, copied from me and the first version of the article about [[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]], copied from almost the [[Max Porta]] article. We want originality in ED, so please, don't copy from another article that some EDitor did for your "replica" if I want to call it like that, cause that's what it almost is. Also, sorry if i'm being so mean, Anger issues. <big><big>[[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]'''[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]''' - '''[[User_Talk:Eldiperro|Chat]]''' [[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]</big></big> 13:28, 16 September 2025 (UTC)
:Even 4 months later, he never listened to this. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 14:18, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Please learn English and know when a high scorer deserves a full article instead of being chucked into [[loserinfo]]. - [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]]) 20:33, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

==[[Brandon Clark]]==

Saw you upload [[Media:Brandon Andrew Clark.jpg|Brandon Clark's mugshot]]. FYI, [[Media:BrandonCV&.jpg|image already exists]] and [[Brandon Clark]] already has an article — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 20:00, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

== Yo nigga ==

yo im new here but im just here to ask, when you do graded score, why dont you actually take things into consideration? you just say "FUCK FAIL" "FUCK YOU" without considering anything or doing any research lmfao, for example in ur lum chin hao article (i fixed it) [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 08:12, 13 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Question ==

In the last [[Special:PermanentLink/1947828|edit]] of the [[Alaa Abu Dheim]] page you created before I basically rewrote it, the "Background" section was written in a way you don't normally write. Did you by chance use [[AI]]? It reads like it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 23:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== Stop ==

We don't need pages on every single LARPing TCC kid that at most kills 1, injures 2, and kills himself after posting a 7,000-word shitfesto. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:45, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

i doubt he even checks his talk page lmfao so its pretty much useless putting this here [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:04, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:I don't think who he writes about is the problem with his articles, it's mainly the fact that he doesn't write anything that makes an article good. [[Dillon Cossey]] who wasn't even able to commit an attack has an article that is pretty fun to read, yet when Dink writes it's just crtl c & v of the last one he shat out. Calls them famous for an attack that [[nobody cares about]]. Copied and pasted loadouts from another high scorer. Graded score where he just writes "FUCK FAIL". Mischaracterizes them as [[Tarrantulas]] or [[Columbine copycats]] when there's no evidence to suggest that. He is lazy with it. And it doesn't help that they are so ESL. [[Travis Reinking|I myself probably shouldn't be speaking but whatever]] — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:34, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
::Despite all that, I think his most retarded act by far is claiming [[Luis Garavito]] only got 3 kills. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:40, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== dude ==

Dont remove the death notices on articles, if the admins/sysops/EDitors or whatever they are called nowadays want to deathnotice it, just leave it be, just try to improve the article. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 10:09, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

:I thought that article was pretty good as far as DinkDummie's articles on irrelevant school shooters go. Anyways, I guess the higher-ups on ED are finally putting the boot down on High Score articles... and I think we have DinkDummie to thank for that. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 12:28, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

:same but the admins decided it should be deathnoticed so just leave it be i guess. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:13, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

::I'm perfectly fine with the new [[ED Is Not]] section if it means TikTok TCC kids will stop migrating here. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 14:24, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

==Posterity==

Not sure how your existence escaped my gaze, considering how small ED currently is, but I am glad to have stumbled upon thee.

I have been going to many talk pages of active/notable EDitors here to extend offerings of snugglerenship and also just typing random Trite because I am BORED.

Gonna comment here so it is one less talk page for me to "conquer" later.

Back on wikipedia It used to be common place for me to turn talk pages into my dumpster and I caught bans for it every single time.

It's fun to do this again, talk page trolling via treating this like a forum.

But anyway yeah I extend to thee an offer of snugglez and frenship, Spaniard dude.

*hugs*

Dont listen to talk page meanies, your edits are cool the way they are, never EVER listen to fair criticism.

BTW your userpage was super elaborate and cool, you clearly put in a lot of effort.

Have a RAWRnderful day!!!! 😘🐉💋

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:38, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

== SIGN UR POSTS ==

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:[[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 21:25, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

== His ==

The possessive form of "he" is "his", not "hit". - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:53, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

== I think ts nigga quit ed ==

[[Truth|Probably for the better doe]] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:33, 21 May 2026 (UTC)
:Thank God. Imagine if he had beaten you to San Diego. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 23:03, 21 May 2026 (UTC)

== Pipepino ==

moved wip here [[User:DinkDummy/Pipepino]] -- [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 00:00, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

User:DinkDummy/Pipepino

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'''David Leonardo Moisset de Espanés''', better known as '''Pipepino''', is an Argentine nigger YouTuber who is obsessed with 12-year-old girls, as well as other pedophiles such as [[Xiaro]] and Geoshea and others.
and being a fucking hypocrite in talking about controversial youtubers with pedophile thoughts like Doomentio and Cristali and Xiaro and [[Odio Tu Post]] and others

==Pedophile on Discord==

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VashtaNerada

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VashtaNerada, [[Powerword]]: '''Tahlia Morris''', is a 21 year old [[Ausfalian]] GOTIS [[Instagram|Instathot]] who larps as a mentally ill [[jailbait|jb]] to attention whore to incels and MGTOW cucks. She joined {{Hover|multiple|Lookism}} {{Hover|sites|Weebs.is}}, and [[No|surprisingly]] didn't stay long on them before either getting eckspozed or hard B&ed. She's been gone from the internet for a while now, with a BALEETED JewTube, leaked nudes, a deleted 8chan board, and a [[Whore|terrible reputation]].
[[File:Tahlia1.jpg|thumb|right|The real Tahlia]]
[[File:Tahlia2.png|thumb|left|Her activity on Lookism. Gone for over a year.]]
==How (((she))) lies==
She's a Instagram thot, she just doesn't use the makeup and tan spray when she's larping or showing her face to people. On her old JewTube, she had videos about right wingers and "culture" personalities like [[Brittany Venti]] and <s>lies</s> talks about her shitty money problems and how she can't even apparently afford $40 to go out with her friends. She also goes around talking about how "ugly" she is and how she's a [[Lol|"virgin femcel"]] when she's had sex multiple times and was exposed on Lookism and [[Epic fail|Weebs (she literally outed herself)]] as a troll.
==Her infamous (((Video))) and more Sexual lies==
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Tahlia made a video about her "virginity" and sparked lulz from MGTOW and the incels. Almost all of them called her out on her bullshit but it didn't do much since she lied moar and moar and obtained more beta orbiters.
Then on Lookism, she posted that she apparently "[[Bullshit|ran away]]" from home because she had a big fight with her dad and had buttsecks with a 29 year old guy she bumped into from Hungry Jacks. They did it for 10 minutes and the guy [[Cum|squirted his DNA]] inside of her and he basically pumped and dumped her [[Cum slut|like the whore she is]]; and unsurprisingly, she got roasted and annihilated in the thread.
[[File:Tahliakek.png|thumb|500x500px|center|A chemist...kek]]
And gets exposed in the process...
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==Stop Hitting Yourself==
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==See Also==
* [https://galacticteasipper.tumblr.com/ Her gay fucking tumblr lol]
* [https://insta-stalker.com/profile/tahliamorris_18/ Instathot account]
* [https://lookism.net/User-VashtaNerada Lookism which has shit servers so good luck fgt]
* [https://lookism.net/Thread-Had-sex-last-night-and-lost-my-virginity Had sex last night and lost my virginity]
* [https://lookism.net/Thread-Rate-Please-give-me-a-brutally-honest-rating-and-tell-me-how-old-I-look Please give me a brutally honest rating and tell me how old i look]
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Lidia Elisabet Jorba

2026-05-24T23:41:16Z

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{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|December 29, 1999}}
{{Ibrow|'''Real Name:'''|Lidia Elisabet Jorba Costa}}
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'''Lidia Elisabet Jorba''' is a 37-year-old woman who lives at home without working due to her status as a "" and chooses to stay online all day. She has done many stupid things over the years, from stealing MMD models to sell them, to stealing artists' identities and drawings for monetary gain. She was also found to have engaged in sexual misconduct simply for pleasure. She accused [[Venezuela|Venezuelan]] YouTuber [[DrossRotzank]] of being a pedophile through fake screenshots and then sold them to Maurgb1. She also caused the suicide of a girl who worked at "" . Some time after this, problems arose with the user Dei Saga and Girly, which began a multi-year feud, during which she attempted to "impersonate someone to incriminate Girly and Dei Saga." Some time later, Girly and Sega ended a relationship, leading Sega to begin talking to Lidia.

Lidia tried to blame many users for things they didn't do, and even sent people to harass her enemies in order to annoy them (it was eventually discovered that she sent her pack to these people to harass her enemies, but the plan didn't work because these same people began distributing the pack across the internet).

After discovering that she has a certain condition and that her mother and father are not responsible, an investigation into this user began to see how much she had upset certain users, which turned out to be many. She even accused [[Ken L Wright|Ken]] of having falsified audios of her using the technique the Poopers use on their [[YouTube Poop|YTPH]] videos. She offered many excuses, from saying that her account had been hacked and that everything she did on her account wasn't her, until certain screenshots proved otherwise.

== History ==

=== 2016-2018 ===

==== Cyber Assault ====
Lidia is known to have infiltrated multiple communities (including the MLP, MMD, Gacha, and Otaku communities) where she would steal identities, drawings, and MMD models to later sell them for monetary gain.

==== [[Necrotemante]] Follower ====
After becoming a huge fan of the controversial user Necrotemante, Lidia began defending him tooth and nail, but she also became a self-serving joker, going so far as to accuse Venezuelan YouTuber DrossRotzank of being a pedophile through fake screenshots and then sell the "evidence" to Maurgb1.

Lidia is also known to have attempted to blame many users for things they didn't do, even sending nude photos of herself to several people to get them to harass her enemies just to piss them off. However, this didn't go well, because those same people began distributing Lidia's nude photos all over the internet.

==== Moving ====
Lidia's mother (Elisabet Costa) learns that Lidia was sexually abusing her younger brother, so instead of reporting her, she decides to send her to live with her aunt and uncle. Her father (name unknown), frightened by Lidia's actions, decides to remain silent.

Unfortunately, from her aunt and uncle's house, Elisabet would end up causing a woman to commit suicide. Furthermore, controversies began to arise around the user Donquixote Dei Saga and Girlyverse, leading to a confrontation that would last several years. Lidia would take advantage of the situation to find some kind of advantage.

=== 2018 ===

==== Lidia Girly ====
Faced with the conflict that had erupted between Donquixote Dei Saga and Girlyverse, Lidia decides to start stealing identities again to incriminate Girly and Dei. Some time later, the two ended their relationship, and Dei began talking to Lidia and joining forces against the Girlyverse.

It is known that during this time, Lidia's mother began creating harassment pages to attack Dei. No matter how hard she tried to make her understand that Lidia was a criminal, she always ended up covering for her by using her mental condition as an argument.

==== Investigation ====
After Lidia's mental condition was discovered and that neither of her parents were taking care of her, an investigation was launched into the user to see how much she had upset certain users. Lidia had upset many people, including [[Ken L Wright]], whom she had accused of falsifying audios of her using the same technique the poopers used on their YTPH videos.

Faced with this, Lidia began to make many excuses, one of her arguments being that her account had been hacked and that everything that had been done on it was never her doing. However, the opposite was later proven thanks to a group of screenshots.

==== Girly Live ====
In a Girly LIVE where all of Lida's lies were being debunked, five videos were found in which Lidia committed filthy acts. The first video depicted Lidia violently murdering a white dog in cold blood; the second showed her abusing her brother; and the third showed her having sex with her cousin. The content of the fourth and fifth videos remains a mystery.

=== 2019 ===
The user "Video Uchiha Madera" exposes certain acts committed by Lidia in 2019.

==See also==
* [[DrossRotzank]]
* [[Necrotemante]]
* [[Ken L Wright]]
* [[YouTube Poop]]
* [[CP]]
* [[Brony]]
* [[Galactus96Tuber]] - both of them are fucking sick

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Ren and Stimpy

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CustomGrow420

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{{Ibrow|'''Full Name:'''|[[Powerword|Joel Adam Hradecky]]}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|April 5, 1984. (38 years old)}}
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| YE-YA, WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUBE, WHAT UUUP, Jolie Olie comin' aaatcha! For Cuustoomgroowfourtwennyyyyyy thiseighteenoverchanneldesiiigned for cannabis patients and adults.. Alright man, in this one...|Intro for his youtube videos
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'''CustomGrow420''' (AKA Jolie Olie, Joel Hradecky) is an [[American]] [[stoner]] who smokes [[weed]] all day and gets paid for it. He also has an active presence on [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]] and [[Twitch]].
[[File:CustomGrow420WifeANGRY.mp4|500px|thumb|right|Joel and his wife arguing over him being a [[Lazy|lazy fuck]] and not letting one of their dogs inside]]

Throughout his time on the internet, Joel has made many memorable videos and become somewhat of an [[urban legend]] in the weed communities. He has also been involved in some pretty lulzy things, including being a [[Juggalo]], [[Badass|getting arrested for robbery and assault]], getting arrested for smoking [[weed]] on an old ass bridge, having his house burn down and raffling off a [[puppy]].

==Background==

===Humble Beginnings===
Joel Hradecky created the YouTube channel "CustomGrow420" March 20th, [[2013]] and began posting videos of him and occasionally his friends smoking that good ol' [[Weed|ganja]]. Several of his videos became pretty popular due to his over the top [[Stereotype|stereotypical]] [[stoner]] way of life and behaviour. At this point, he was already married to Emily "'''CustomWife420'''" Hradecky with kids.

[[File:Customgrowbong1.jpg|thumb|right]]

===Rise to fame===

Arguably, the videos that really made him popular and spawned the most [[YTP]] were titled "1 GRAM DAB CHALLENGE!! WARNING DRIPPAGE" and "THE LUNG BUSTER!!!! 30 INCHES OF DOOM!!!!!". Both videos were uploaded sometime in [[2015]]. Popular YouTubers at the time, [[Filthy Frank]] and [[H3H3 Productions|h3h3Productions]] included video and audio clips from these two videos in some of their videos, further cementing Joel's status as a [[Lolcow|modern weed icon]].

[[File:Customgrow1gdab.jpg|390px|thumb|left|"[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1RrgPnzRU 1 GRAM DAB CHALLENGE!! WARNING DRIPPAGE]", a video consisting of him and his friend '''Harry''' smoking one whole gram of dab in one go, leaving Joel completely destroyed after the fact.]]

[[File:Customgrowlungbuster.png|420px||thumb|left|"[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXkG8TOJ2BY THE LUNG BUSTER!!!! 30 INCHES OF DOOM!!!!!], a video in which Joel displays, uses and reviews a [[Dildo|particularily large]] [[bong]]."]]

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{{rainbowsmall|30 INCHES OF DOOM}}

==Adventures of Jolie Olie==

===2006 Robbery & Assault Charges===
Way back in the days of [[2006]], when Joel was a [[juggalo]] he and his friends were going out to get [[drunk]] as usual when suddenly, they decided to rob some people with machetes. He went on the lam but was later [[arrested]], plead guilty and spent almost three and a half years in prison.

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|<youtube>4Z5dusochQ8</youtube> <center>'''Joel describes his time as a [[badass]] [[juggalo]].'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#00FF00}}
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===The Bridge Incident===
Some time during February [[2016]], Joel and some of his friends decided to film themselves smoking weed and fucking around atop Vance Creek Bridge, an old ass railroad bridge. He uploaded [https://www.tmz.com/2016/02/19/youtube-joel-hradecky-weed-trespassing/ the video] and was subsequently [[v&]], charged with criminal trespassing and [[Epic fail|sentenced to 45 days house arrest with an ankle bracelet]].

[[File:Joliebridge1.jpg|300px|thumb|left|[[Doing it for the lulz]].]]
[[File:Joliebridge2.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Smoking it up 348ft(106m) above the ground.]]
[[File:Vancecreekbridge.jpg|300px|thumb|right|The forbidden bridge.]]

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|<youtube>WJjCyNsyIjk</youtube> <center>'''What's left of the video on Youtube.'''</center>
|<youtube>V28Q8gttaFE</youtube> <center>'''Another weedtuber talking about the incident.'''</center>
|<youtube>SQMreeFuxd0</youtube> <center>'''Joel smoking up before court.'''</center>
|<youtube>SQMreeFuxd0</youtube> <center>'''Joel talking about the house arrest.'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#00FF00}}
|}

{{Quote|''' Joel is a top level stoner, but blatantly not the sharpest knife in the draw.'''|[https://www.ladbible.com/funny/weird-stoner-commits-crime-posts-video-on-youtube-that-leads-to-police-arresting-him-20160220 Some fag at LADBible].}} 

===CustomGrow420 VS [[JewTube]]===
Over the years, the CustomGrow420 channel has been terminated several times by [[JewTube]] itself, due to Joel often using it to promote [[Bong|bongs]], [[Pipe|pipes]], weed strains [[etc]], and JewTubes [[Jew|increasing pressure to remain family friendly for ad money.]] The first time this happened was in [[April]] of [[2018]], when it (and many other weed-channels) were taken down, however CustomGrow420 was later reinstated in June of the same year.

===The Puppy Giveaway===
Early in 2020, Joel teamed up with a local dog breeder and announced a giveaway on his [[instagram]], in which three winners would recieve their very own puppy.
[[Woman]] and fellow [[weed]]-[[E-girls|influencer]] Koala Puffs ([[Powerword|Anjela Gotsulyak]][[File:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|10px|link=Ukraine]]) got [[butthurt]] because she didn't get the idea first, and decided to contact him in an attempt to shame him into deleting the post and cancelling the giveaway, probably so she could do it instead. However, Joel is no [[fool]] and called her out on her [[bullshit]], branding Angie a "[[Karen]]". Joel started posting [[Memes|epic memes]] of Koala Puffs, leading to her getting even more [[butthurt]] and a fair share of [[Shit nobody cares about|back and forth drama]].
<gallery>
File:Customgrowpuppyraffle1.jpg|thumb|The original post about the giveaway.
File:Customgrowpuppyraffle2.png|thumb|DMs
File:Customgrowpuppyraffle3.png|thumb|Koalabaskin
File:Customgrowpuppyraffle4.png|thumb|Lol
File:Customgrowpuppyraffle5.png|thumb|Check yourself, Angie!
File:Customgrowpuppyraffle6.png|thumb|Memes
</gallery>
[https://internationalhighlife.com/customgrow420-raffle-puppies-koala-puffs/ Articles were made], [[lulz]] were had, but ultimately [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody really cared]] in the end and it all blew over after a while.

===Burning Down The House===
On October 27th, 2020, one of Joel's kids [[Did it for the lulz|lit a blanket on fire on their balcony, dropped it downstairs lighting the whole house on fire]] and [[Kill it with fire|incinerating absolutely everything]], including Joel's [[computers]], cameras, [[Bong|bongs]] and beloved gaming chair.
[[File:CustomGrowHouse.jpg|thumb|left|The house after the fire]]
<center><youtube>RXZxv1JXkBE</youtube></center>
Shortly after this happened, his channel was yet again terminated, probably for the same reason as last time. It was however back up sometime before [[4/20|April 20th]] the following year. In the weeks after the fire, Joel and his family lived in a hotel before finding another house to move into.

== Videos ==
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>M-oR25hK9U8</youtube> <center>'''Meme'''</center>
|<youtube>D-P7WiI9eBo</youtube> <center>'''Joel beefing with some dude about bad parenting'''</center>
|<youtube>xL-RQLQknLc</youtube> <center>'''Coughs and various noises'''</center>

}}|border=#000000|background=#00FF00}}
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==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:Lungbustersmonkeer.jpg|The Lung Buster
File:Jolieweedman.jpg|Joel and a bunch of [[weed]]
File:HarryDabs.jpg|Harry Dabs, fellow [[weed]]-personality and good friend of Joel. He has been in many of his videos, including the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1RrgPnzRU 1 gram dab challenge]. Although he is mostly known for his involvement with CustomGrow420, Harry has his own [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWdcJ_thTpNNe-RmVApOLoQ YouTube channel] which he frequently streams on.
File:Harrydabscustomg.jpg|Joel and Harry
File:Customgrow42000.jpg|"honestly he'd make a cute [[lesbian]]"
File:Customgrow420furfagart.png|[[Furfag]] fan "art"
File:Customgrowsmokegif.gif
File:HarryDabswithdab.jpg|Harry with his namesake.
File:Customgrow420-Wife.jpg|Joel's [[Whore|old lady]] of which he has three kids and like 8 dogs with.
</gallery>

==External Links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/c/CustomGrow420 Youtube Channel]
*[https://www.instagram.com/customgrowtt420 Instagram]
*[https://www.twitch.tv/OFFICIALCUSTOMGAME420 Twitch]
*[https://twitter.com/customgrow420 Twitter]
*[https://www.gofundme.com/f/7jr8zc-fire-rebuild?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet Gofundme] - For his burned down house.
*[https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/joel-hradecky.html FamousBirthdays (lol)]

==See Also==
*[[Weed]] - What he smokes
*[[YouTube]]
*[[4/20]]

{{Drugs}}
{{ytseries|title=CustomGrow420}}

Deborrah Cooper

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{{quote|Mayn caynt hayndle a reeeal woomuhn.|Debbie|speaking in niggerspeak.}}
[[File:DebbieCooper1.png|thumb|The negress in the flesh. ''Would you like to [[fuck|date]] this thing?'']]
[[File:DebbieCooper2.png|thumb|Yes, ''meet'' Debbie Cooper, so that you may put on a [[KKK]] robe and hang her from a tree using one of the black ropes hanging out of her skull.]]

'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (also known as '''debsterism''', '''MsHeartBeat''' on [[Twatter]]) is a dumb, racist, radical [[feminist]], man-hating [[negress]], female [[incel]] who makes shitty 3+ hour [[JewTube]] videos every day for the sole purpose of hating on [[men]], and coping with the fact that no man has, does, or ''ever will'' find her attractive. And yet, for some reason or another, despite having zero experience with actual dating, she has the audacity to give '''''dating advice''''' to people on the internet, [[lol|thinking what she says actually matters]], when in reality, the only people who watch her videos are female negress incels just like her, and [[ban fucking everyone|if you're not one of these you will be b& from her channel]].

Hailing from the shithole of Oakland, [[California|Cuntifornia]] which has a high black crime rate, Debbie acts all gangsta' in her videos, [[fail|attempting to be kool]] and [[retarded|act tough]], but ''at the same time'' [[fail|attempts]] to act like a role model, or at the very least, [[not|someone who should be listened to and their opinions valued]]. In reality, however, nothing thatDebbie says should ever be taken seriously, as she is a total dumbass, who really has no place giving out advice in general, let alone "dating advice". The best bit about Debbie's shit-streak that is her life? She's been doing this '''''since 1993!'''''

As a radical incel feminist with a dark skin complexion, Debbie absolutely hates mens' groups like [[MGTOW]], incels (despite being one), and, get THIS: BLACK MEN! That's right! [[wut|Debbie Cooper, a negress, hating on negroes!]] Debbie, as usual, tries to act cool 'n' gangsta and claims that she doesn't care about MGTOW and what not, but yet, makes a ton of videos about them all the time! Debtard has even went so far as to claim all men fucking have [[Assburger Syndrome]] in one of her old videos. Kek.

==YouTube Career==
[[File:CantHandleARealWoman.png|thumb|Mayn caynt hayndle a reeeal woomuhn.]]
{{quote|[[loser|Veteran relationships expert/advice columnist Deborrah Cooper]] live streams 2-3 shows per week. For [[nobody cares|almost 30 years]] Deb has provided [[ghetto|street smart]] insight and education for [[women]] on dating, relationships and the [[cunnilingus|games men play]]. Learn more by visiting AskHeartBeat.Com (for singles under 30) or SurvivingDating.Com (for singles 30+). Believe in the work being done here for female empowerment? Support this channel by making a Super Chat donation during a LIVE, or become a Patreon monthly supporter. Find out more at https://www.patreon.com/deborrahcooper. [[DO IT FAGGOT|Please SHARE, LIKE and SUBSCRIBE!]]|Debbie's JewTube channel|enticing you to subscribe goyim!}}

Every single fucking day of the week, when she's not working at her local ghetto [[7-11]], whose territory is constantly being fought over by the ''Crips'' and ''Bloods'', Debbie sits her fat, brown ass down in front of a [[Walmart]]-bought PC, camera, and microphone, and makes a 2~3 hour long rant video about men, and addressing "complaints" from her viewers about their shitty relationships.

==Debbie's Websites==
Debbie has a few websites, which are constantly covered in niggervomit, that she shat out over the years. Calling these excretions "websites" is too generous of a term; what they really are are just shitty [[Wordpress]] blogs filled to the brim with black hoodrat feminist propaganda.

===Surviving Dating===
Debbie runs a shitty website called "surviving dating", as if the very act of mere "dating" is a total act of self destruction that must be avoided at all costs. As previously stated, Debbie has absolutely no experience and therefore no place giving out advice in general, let alone "dating advice". She "claims" to know the {{archive|y2VRS|"secret to a man's heart"}}, which in her tiny negress mind, involves verbally abusing your [[gay|male partner]], and to put it in her words, "being a total bitch" because [[rage|men absolutely enjoy taking shit from a used up, crusty, cumdumpster]].

{{squote|Don’t you all notice how the drama causing females have men falling all over them? That is because most men are boring and do the same damn things in and out every day. Especially during basketball and football season, OMG! Men generally live boring, mundane lives of quiet desperation, and they look for the woman in their life to provide them with mental, physical and emotional stimulation.
Baking their favorite cookies, buying lingerie, learning new sex positions every damn week and listening to him whine about his job does not count.
Be a bitch instead!
Tell men “no!” at every possible opportunity. Say “no!” sometimes just because its sunny outside – you don’t need a reason! And conjugate the verb with “HELL” and “FUCK” and “HELLTOTHE” and “MUTHAFUCKA I SAID” and “YOU MUST BE OUT YO RABID ASS MIND” etc. for extra emphasis and stimulating romantic entertainment value.}}

AND if that's not all, she must also be part [[Jewish]], because [https://www.emailmeform.com/builder/form/Kq0y44na9VadPB9eMEj this cunt actually the gall to charge people real money for "DATING ADVICE"!] Should [[kill yourself|you be stupid enough to do this]], she sends you an email, or if you get drunk out of your tree and pay 99USD for Debbie's words, she makes a video about you, shaming and ranting about you on her JewTube channel.

====Bastard Child Website: AskHeartBeat.com====
A related, and somewhat lesser known site of her, which is really just a bastard child of Surviving Dating

===BlacksGoingVegan===

Are you a nigger? Are you also a [[vegan]]? Well then, this is the website for you!

==Gallery==
<gallery align="center" captionalign="left" perrow="5">
File:CantHandleARealWoman2.png|Debbie overdosing on [[KFC]]
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Nigger]] - What she is.
*[[Feminism]]
*[[Vegan]] - What she ''also'' is, apparently.
*[[JewTube]]
*[[MGTOW]]
*[[Retard]]

==External Links==
*[http://survivingdating.com/ Shitviving Dating] - Her shitty, red themed website that looks like ass.
*[http://blacksgoingvegan.com/ NiggersGoingVegan]
*[https://www.youtube.com/c/DeborrahCooper The dumb Black cunt's JewTube Channel]
*{{twitter|MsHeartBeat}} - Her Twatter
*[https://www.picuki.com/profile/surviving.dating Her Shitstagram]

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RedLetterMedia/GIF's

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Matlab

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[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg|right|thumb|Matlab can also [[whore|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]
Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python|a real]] [[Perl|scripting language]].

==Particularities==
*Breaking with conventions, all arrays start [[special|at index 1]].
*Double precision floating point is the default type for everything.
*Two-dimensional arrays can be accessed by a single index, but it iterates over rows before column, [[Drugs|for some reason.]]
*There's no function to show result, you do it by omitting a semi-colon after a line, so forgetting it might result in Matlab taking 2 minutes showing every pixel value of your high resolution image.

ex:
>> x=[1 2 3; 4 5 6; 7 8 9]
x =

1 2 3
4 5 6
7 8 9
>>x;
>> x(4)
ans =

2
>> why
She obeyed the hamster.
>> isinteger(x)
ans =

0

>> isfloat(x)
ans =

1
>>why
For the love of a bald and terrified mathematician.
>> x(0)
 ??? Subscript indices must either be real positive integers or logicals.
==Matlab in engineering classes==

[[Image:shittyMatlabMeme.jpg|thumb|Engineering students are also [[unfunny]].]]
In many engineering classes, Matlab is taught as an introduction to scientific programming without much success to the hopeless undergrads. As the students are hip, a wave of shitty meme has been created, documenting their collective failure.

The most successful students will end up writing programs that will later have to be completely rewritten in [[C++|another language]] by [[hackers|real programmers]].

{{quote|Matlab is pretty easy language. Very similar to C++.|Someone not very good at pretending to know things.}}

==GUIDE==

[[Image:GUIDE.png|right|thumb|A GUIDE [[GUI]] in action.]]
The only worthy aspect of Matlab is the ability to make ugly [[Visual Basic]] looking [[GUI]] with very few efforts that continue to work after dozens of errors, a very useful feature for lazy fucks that can’t be bothered to fix their code.

==Octave==

Octave is the even slower open-source clone. Don’t bother.

==External Links==
* [https://www.mathworks.com/pricing-licensing.html?prodcode=ML Matlab] - Go here and laugh at their prices, or read about it, idk.

{{Softwarez}}
{{haxor}}

Geoshea/Enemies

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{{notice|Due to [[Geoshea]] always making enemies wherever he goes, his full list of enemies can be found here.}}
[[File:Geoshea Fucking Dies.png|thumb|SHIT NIGGER DIE ALREADY YOU STUPID BEANER SUPER DUPER NIGGA AND BURN IN FUCKING HELL FOR ALL WE CARE]]

== The OG Six ==
* '''Logomax Productions/ThatGuyNamedLogomax/TGNL''' - Some {{age|2002|03|26}}-year-old logofag that exposed Niggershea in 2019 after he was caught drawing CP.

* '''Earthsam Productions''' - Some {{age|2002|07|24}}-year-old who raided Geoshea's server and called him a [[spic]] [[nigger]].

* '''[[Garrett Simmers]]''' - A {{age|2004|02|03}}-year-old awesome dude from South Carolina who still gets hated on by people because of the [[dumb fucking shit]] he did as a kid, which he's changed from.

* '''Gemaconda''' - Some {{age|2002|07|08}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] who has been known for many years as TheVideoKid782, discovered Geoshea in 2020 and has hated the fagshit since. He misses KBOS a lot and secretly simping on her 24/7.

* {{twitter|gary_p21115}}/'''/*WaRnEr*''' - Somebody who has known Geoshea. '''(UPDATE: He died on January 27, 2022, because his father shot him up alongside his mother and committed [[an hero]], as of now he could have been {{age|2005|04|12}} years old)'''

* '''EnzoTheGreatWare''' - A {{age|2006|12|22}}-year-old [[spic]] from [[The Hand of Dios|Uruguay]] who was one of the OG Geoshea haters way before he was exposed. Plus he is friends with Grimagikoopa.

== Engelbash and his Goons ==
* '''Engelbash''' - '''Engelbash ([[Powerword]]: Logan Swan)''' is a [[brat|bratty]], [[butthurt]], bloodlusted, terminally [[autistic]], [[homophobic]], [[racist]], [[retarded]], vicious and mental sped with creepy ass [[pedophile|pedophilic]] and [[zoophile|zoophilic]] tendencies who is obsessed with blowing bubblegum and making huge bubbles. He also loves disgusting snot bubbles like Carl Wheezer from [[Jimmy Neutron]]'s one, bunnies such as the Pink Berets from [[Despicable Me]], Peter Rabbit, Cottontail, the Rabbids from the Rayman franchise, [[Invader Zim]], [[Fanboy & Chum Chum]], [[Jimmy Neutron]], [[My Life as a Teenage Robot]] and many more shitty TV series, mainly from [[Nickelodeon]]. He spends all day in his shitty [[Discord]] server tard-raging about [[shit no one cares about]], having idiotic roleplays where he rps as users he hates and uses his [[Geoshea|"Geo Guy"]] and "Evil Larry" tuppers to spam the word "[[nigger]]" and use @everyone pings to annoy the hell out of everyone. He also likes making fun of [[9/11]], fapping to child porn all day, and generally being a [[sick fuck]] that is completely mental and retarded. This freak also has an army of goons that love spamming the shit out of others in multiple platforms or inviting them to troll groupchats.

* '''Dylan Dubeault/SpongeBobFanatic1995''' - A fat, [[racist]], [[ugly]] and [[retarded]] 25-year-old [[pedophile]] [[manchild]] from [[Canada]] who groomed Logan together with Chuck, [[Irony|only to get groomed back by Engel together with Chuck in return]], [[LOL|making the 3 get crazier than ever]]. Dylan is obsessed with his plushies of underaged characters such as Bubbles from [[The Powerpuff Girls]] and calls them his “wives”. He slobbers, licks, and kisses them all over like a disgusting shut-in and [[basement dweller]] whose only source of interaction with [[woman]] are shitty children's cartoons and porn.

* '''ChuckTheEpicBoi''' - Another fat, racist retarded manchild pedophilic cunt who unlike Dylan, instead of being a [[plushophile]], Chuck is a disgusting [[zoophile]]. Like Dylan, he groomed Engel together with him which made Engel crazier, and the Engel groomed them in return which made the 3 reach [[Adam Lanza]]-levels of crazy. One of Chuck’s waifus is Penelope, a character from Hamtaro who is a '''BABY HAMSTER''', which not only shows that Chuck is a [[pedophile]], but he is also a [[sick fuck]] [[zoophile]] interested in [[baby fuck]]. Chuck likes celebrating [[George Floyd]]'s death and has made many [[BLM]] members asshurt with his shenanigans.

* '''Frikin God''' - Some [[autistic]] 14-year-old who thinks he is a fucking [[god]], but he isn't.

* '''FineLime''' - A 15-year-old [[pansexual]] [[nigger]] [[faggot]] from [[Soviet Canuckistan]] that jacks off to children's cartoons such as ''Yo Gabba Gabba, Noggin, Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!, Sprout, Fanboy and Chum Chum, and The Wiggles''. His nicknames include FishLick, FuckLick, FuckLime, FishLime, Noggin Pedo, Child Porn Master, and TheNogginPedo. After the nigger doxxed Engel's mom's phone number and tried reporting him to her, Engel got so scared he started sucking Geoshea and FineLime's microwangs in a desperate bid to avoid the wrath of his [[mommy]]. Now he is back to being an EngelGoon.

* '''[[Seunghwan Lee]]''' - A very [[butthurt]] bratty fatass insurgent homicidal retarded bloodthirsty [[autistic]] rebellious [[Korean]] Slant rogue kid back at Miraheze's kitchen who's said to be like a {{age|2006|02|06}}-year-old. He exists because he likes drama and flame wars that he won't stop doing peace shit. He has a huge crush on Freealand, a Korean Twitter artist, and he won't shut up about it because of TITS and BRAWL STARS. His source of sexual arousal is flame wars, drama, peace shit, and people overall being dickheads. After he got banned from someone's server for posting a picture of his [[penis]], he now hangs out on Engelbash's server as it's the only place he has left, and he is also pals with Engel and David nowadays.

* '''Jeff Marks''' - A 24-year-old manchild who is obsessed with Chuck E. Cheese. Annoying, never shuts up, and even asks a sexually inappropriate question outside the NSFW channels. Clueless, and has no clue about what others are talking about and would randomly blurt out irrelevant things in an irritating fashion; also tends to spam questions.

* '''David Allen Dunning/BobTheBuilderYes CaillouNo''' - An obese, [[sociopath|sociopathic]], vicious and [[pig]]-faced [[autistic]] [[manchild]] who whacks off his nearly-nonexistent [[micropenis]] to his favourite cartoon ''Bob the Builder'' 24/7 like some kind of freak with the emotional maturity of a toddler. He betrays and joins people at the drop of the hat due to being too retarded to make up his own mind.

* '''Onion Mastori''' - Some extremely childish {{age|2004|03|05}}-year-old manchild that has a massive boner for "cute things" like [[Japan|Sanrio, Hamtaro and My Melody]] and many more while thinking his name is adorable when really its fucking childish. He likes trashing shit he hates (and wasting money in the process!), making cow shit videos all day, and generally being an incompetent fuckup that is [[useless]] and contributes nothing of value.

* '''ReddiestReddy578''' - An idiotic and incredibly immature spammer just like [[LordMaroon08]] from [[Brazil]] that gets butthurt whenever people aren’t active in his server, kicks them out if they’re inactive while hypocritically throwing tantrums when people leave. Threw a massive tantrum on KBOS' server by being overly rude when being questioned for his age, even imitating computers in a very immature and childish fashion.

== The Anti-Ficreation Alliance ==
* '''KBOS/Cuddly Rainbow Guardian''' (Not to be confused with some airport in [[Massachusetts|Boston]]) - Some {{age|2004|03|24}}-year-old girl with assburgers that Geoshea groomed into starting a relationship with him, even though their age gap was 3-4 years. After she cut ties with him, she became a [[dyke]] and attempted to [[V&]] his ass by reporting him to Cybertip, but left the internet for about a year. After returning, she groomed a 15-year old boy for ''two whole years'' [https://docs.google.com/document/d/17OnBd0p0n_OPCT2tuVbHhC05NSgR5SxRoVXtaL3bZIc/edit before being exposed.] BUT FLYHEY DEFENDED HER ACTIONS FOR SOME BULLSHIT.

* '''Rainstorm1650''' - The first and leader of the 3 that kick-started Pedoshea's ultimate downfall. He bullied MikeP, Thefunstreamer, and Damienangrybirds frequently and pissed the 3 off to no end while posting a shitload of offensive memes in Geo's sex dungeon.

* '''Spongetanious/YakkoUsagi''' - The second of the 3, and based, powerful and thick-skinned fellow who loves bullying retarded speds like MikeP and Geoshea. He likes raiding the Ficreation Wiki so he can call Geo "CPShea" and terrorize his stupid ass.

* '''Hookuai''' - The third of the 3, an [[Azn]] ching chonger who wrecked Pedoshea's server with his offensive memes and [[Super Minecraft Kid]] clips. '''[[Anime|SHIN GODZILLAE FUNNIMANNE]]'''.

* '''Sizzlers70''' - A fat, autistic, 15-year-old [[Spic]] who terrorizes Geoshea day and night.

* '''JDW7FProductions/AnguirusTheDryBonesAndGodzillandFan2009 AUTTP ATHDTC''' - An autistic, {{age|2010|02|02}}-year-old [[United Kingdom|Bri'ish kid]] that used to constantly [[Shit no one cares about|lie about his nationality online]]. He terrorized Geoshea in cahoots with Rainstorm and Sizzlers, while avenging KBOS after she left the internet, especially during April 2021 when he found out that Geo was a pedophile. '''[[Anime|GET GOING GODZILLAAAAAAAND]]'''

*'''KAGEVISTA''' - A {{age|2003|02|07}} year old [[autistic]] [[Emo|emo]] [[spic]] and FTM tranny who lives in [[Utah|Mormonistan]]. He used to be obsessed with [[MySpace|some dead social media site that nobody uses anymore]] to the point it's become one of his online aliases. He was always skeptical of Geoshea and KBOS' relationship due to the age gap and now hates Geoshea more than ever after he learned about more pedophilic actions that Geoshea committed.

*'''EijiZeBoi/EijiTheAwesome/EijiDoesThings/IamEiji/No Face''' - A [[Gay|gay]] [[Asian]] [[Vyond|Vyonder]] and "YouTuber" who used Ficreation for a while before realizing that Geoshea was a pedo and abusing KBOS, who he befriended over the interwebz.

*'''[[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]]'''

*'''HellLord'''

*'''Portrock1566''' ('''[[Powerword]]: Robert''') - An angry, rude, cold-hearted {{age|2004|08|03}}-year-old [[French|cheese-eating]] [[White_trash|white trash]] [[Atheist|atheist]] [[Wapanese|weeb]] from the [[Jew_York_City|big rotten apple]] of the [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Divided States of Hysteria]] who like Seph, was also always skeptical of Geoshea's relationship with KBOS but was too pussy that time to call it out under the threat that he'll be lynched by his fuckbuddies. He initially dismissed the relationship as a joke until getting horrified that Geoshea was hurting her mentally and physically. Since then, he has been turning to various mediums on the internet to mentally torture Geo at any opportunity that may arise, particularly by referring to him as “Pedoshea.” He later got scapegoated for spreading the truth about Geoshea and criticizing Damien on his birthday and was globally banned from Ficreation.

*'''ChessPiece21/CheeseMaster142''' - A {{age|2000|04|26}}-year-old from [[Seattle]]. He is friends with people like KBOS, Portrock, and Seph (among others) through Discord and their collective former loyalty to Miraheze’s [[Reception Wikis|Recepshit Wikis]]. ChessPiece was the one who called out Geoshea several times when KBOS and Seph told them about Geo’s pedo behavior, which caused Geo to rage autistically and send him a variety of threats and sympathy grabs on Miraheze and Discord.

*'''Kennie, Taffy, and Flug''' - Three based girls who once raped Geoshea's old shittypasta wiki in the ass [[Last Thursday|last thursday]] by vandalizing it with stuff about [[Moon Man]] and how niggers suck. They have also used alts to troll Geoshea.

* '''The789Guy''' -

* '''Lamborghini446''' - A 17-year-old [[Azn]] from the [[Philippines|Republic of the Failippines]] who tagged along with the Anti-Ficreation Alliance and later on participated in server raids and spied on Geoshea's server.

* '''CircleyDoesExtracter''' - A {{age|2005|12|08}}-year-old [[Azn]] obsessed with hamsters and puffles. He once pissed off Geoshea by saying [[Moonspeak|"这些蓝莓仓鼠现在不喜欢 Geoshea，它们可以摧毁他！!"]] twice in Geoshea’s grooming chamber.

* '''Perxwxnkle/Peri-taro''' - A {{age|2008|05|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] [[weeb]] [[spic]] who was friends with Geoshea for a while before he was exposed. She helped make Pedoshea cope and seethe over the truth.

=== Sexton 420's Gang ===
* '''Sexton 420''' - The leader of the bunch, a cruel, stalking, terrifying man in his mid-twenties from Germany and Switzerland who has called the police on Geo not once, but TWICE, and is responsible for the destruction of two Ficreation servers, including the first one. A random German 26-year-old cisgender man, known to be based homophobic, transphobic, and racist dude, one of the people keeping Geoshea's life a forever hell, faking stalking him outside his house, knowing Geo's family and making his pedo life a giant purgatory of nothing but the thought of him 24/7.

*'''Toki the Wicked''' - One of Sexton’s gang members, she called Geoshea a pedophile and wanted Sexton to own the Ficreation server.

*'''Autizmo''' - Extreme edgelord who likes to say the funny nigger word a lot. They called Geoshea a pedophile and helped Sexton raid the Ficreation server.

*'''WolfgangCarnevil''' - He didn’t say much in his short-lived time in Ficreation, but it is very likely that he or Peranos88 sneaked into the third server to give Engel and his goons an invite so they could raid it.

*'''Peranos88''' - While he also didn’t say much, it is likely that he or Wolfgang may have snuck invites for the third Ficreation server after the massive attack on the second that led to its abandonment.

*'''DR MINKUS MONKUS PHD/FUCK EVERY SINGLE NIGGER''' - A dead mink that wears glasses and hates niggers. Spammed a picture of a dead mink, called Geoshea a pedophile when raiding for Sexton 420.

* '''Macusoper Busters''' - Raided several FineLime/Noggin Master-owned servers, and even brought along a couple of Engel’s goons in his raids, as well as bullying Damien in a group DM. Of Sexton’s goons, he is second-most dangerous.

* '''Funnimanne999/Cassowary God''' - The newest of the gang, destroyed NickToons Reborn along with Macusoper Busters, and he also bullied Damien in a DM as well as hacking various users. He’s the most dangerous out of all Sexton’s goons.

=== Sword's Crew ===
*'''Swordcube and Novus''' -

*'''Frostio''' -

*'''A P H''' -

*'''Colebolebole''' -

*'''FancyPhobia''' -

=== The Shadow Rebellion ===
*'''Rebel Shadow''' - Some {{age|2005|04|24}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] retard from [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Yonkers]], [[New York]] who has known Geoshea since god knows when, he has cut all ties with him ever since.

*'''Bloodshot Studios''' -

*'''Interfectum ETWT''' ('''Powerword:''' '''Fyodor Kuskov''')- An 18 year old [[Russian|russkie]] who keeps crawling back to [[Shit no one cares about|Olympics mascot community drama]].

*'''Space Voyager 1701''' -

=== The Hackers, Moles, Raiders and Doxxers ===
*'''TheVideoKid112''' - Some random nobody who has leaked Geoshea's location to the internet

*'''Buzz Buzzard Addict''' -

*'''Cobalt''' -

*'''TobyTerbium123''' -

== Others ==
===RoboticBloxxer and Friends===
*'''RoboticBloxxer''' a young adult who reuploaded geoshea's cringe worthy autistic videos for some reason
* '''Mictoller '''
* '''DiegoIsHere'''
* '''BlueSonicAnimate ([[Powerword]]: Darron Thompson)'''
* '''Kyle Ancill'''
* '''Christian Adams''' - An absolute fucktard at the age of 17-years-old with a surprising amount of brain cells and the only brain matter underneath that thick skull of his being a single brain stem or just a fucking puddle, but surprisingly turned against Engel after being harassed by him. He will forever go down for making The789Guy divulge the secret plot against [[Mar9122]]/WomblingAmber by being a Toony white knight, and Toony being an Islamophobic, Homophobic Fundie and pedo defender.
* '''TheToonTrain''' - He used to be one of [[Mar9122]]'s fuckbuddies. He is a severely [[autistic]] fundie who hates any religion that's not Christianity, is [[racist]], [[homophobic]] and has severe [[rage]] issues. Also told KillerPyro (a PEDOPHILE!) to lie to the cops if they come to his door, but Toony himself no longer defends pedos. He used to have massive fights with RoboticBloxxer, but they’re now on good terms with each other.

===Pedophilic Weens===
* '''[[Darren A. Nichols|Darren Pipster]]''' - A {{age|2000|09|25}}-year-old [[manchild]] from Valparaiso, Indiana who was the former collaborator of Geoshea's wikis, is also a nefarious pedo, who somehow hates Geoshea for his pedophilic acts, despite doing the same things Geo did.
* '''[[Keegan Salisbury]]''' - Some {{age|2004|09|15}}-year-old who abused his ex-girlfriend Kylie.

CyansWorldCartoon

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{{spoiler|THIS FUCKER SHOWED HIS BARE ASS ON A [[Discord|DISCORD]] GC}}
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{{Ibhead|Mohd Affendy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 7, 2003}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Malaysia|Malay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Malaysia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[azn]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Gay Pedophile|Pedophilia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|CyanAnimate, DiamondCounter, etc.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Shows his ass to minors and does [[pedo|pedophilic]] shit [[OTI]]}}
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'''CyansWorldCartoon''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Mohd Affendy''') is a {{age|2003|08|07}}-year old [[YTPMV]]er and [[Vyond|Vyonder]] from Kota Kinabalu, [[Malaysia]] (who claims he's from [[Indonesia]]) who has been called out for [[pedo|sharing his ass on a Discord Group Call with minors]], at least he fucked off unlike [[Keegan Salisbury|you know who]].

== The Beginnings ==
On August 7, [[2003]], Cyan's mother [[Powerword|Nuraini Abdullah]] shat him out of her vagina, and ever since that day, he lived to be in multiple controversies, [[paparazzi|be in the news]] from [[Malaysia]], and much more.

==Online presence==
===WarioWare YTP===
[[File:WarioWare_YTP_channel.jpeg|600px|thumb|center|Cyan’s first channel]]
Cyan started his very first channel back in late [[2017]], going by the alias [[WarioWare]] [[YTP]] and his vids back then were on par as with the majority of the community, barely edited at all with 0 originality at all since almost all of his jokes back then were either [[stolen]] or completely rehashed like unfunny [[Lazy Town|Robbie rotten]] memes and Explosion jokes that filled over 99% of his vids. However miraculously even with that he still got some kind of following, probably cause a majority of them were from either people subscribing to him out of [[Pity Sex|pity]] or [[13-year-old boy|13 year olds with shitty sense of humour]]. However Cyan had an idea on how to attract more people, he decided to host a series of collabs, however since people didn’t give any shits about his collabs, Cyan’s [[Retard|negative iq]] thought it was a good idea to steal videos in their entirety and made 3 parts of said collab, however since cyan is a [[Retard]] he didn’t see the consequences of this and people who cyan stole from understandably got [[butthurt|quite pissed off]] and they striked his channel causing it to get [[Banned|terminated]]

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===Fendy The Fanboy===
After the whole WarioWare thing, cyan made a new account with a new alias by the name of Fendy the fanboy, if cyan tried to [[Delete fucking everything|cover his past]] by using a different alias, he did a fucking awful job at it since he reuploaded a majority of his WarioWare shit but with the only difference being the different watermark, during his fendy era cyan tried to be just like the person who he had massive [[Wet dream|wet dreams]] of, “charmx”, however just like with the video stealing people didn’t like that and they forcefully made cyan remove the reactions, during that time he also made [[Shit nobody cares about|ytpmv’s]] and they are, one of the worst things you’ll ever unfortunately listen to.

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a few months after the whole ordeal cyan ended up being [[Hacker|hacked]] because [[Retard|he gave someone his login info without hesitation]] causing his channel to be yet again, deleted.

===DiamondCounter===
[[File:DiamondCounter channel.png|600px|thumb|center|Cyan’s current channel (also notice the ugly ass [[Goanimate]] pfp?)]] this is the part of cyan’s career where the shit really hits the fan, so after cyan’s dumbass got hacked and the hacker deleting his channel because of his [[retard|retardness]], cyan made a new channel and rebranded to “DiamondCounter”, and unlike the other aliases, cyan kept that one for over a year, even though it’s his most controversial one (so far), like with his Fendy era, cyan reuploaded his fendy shit but with a different watermark, and also, he returned with his WarioWare shit and started stealing jokes again, however, unlike when he was WarioWare where some of those could be argued to be [[Coincidence|coincidences]], these ones were very fucking obvious and people started noticing it, to the point where they made several vids pointing that out <center>
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|[[File:Cyan content theft 1.mp4]] <center>'''”what do you mean by this is stolen, this is CLEARLY original”'''}}</center>
Around that time, Cyan hosted 2 Q&A’s, the former being lost besides a screenshot from it that is important, cuz in both of them, Cyan [[liar|lied about his age]], and knowing him now, [[pedophilia|you might know where I’m heading with this]], but, it’s actually the complete opposite of what you might think, he claimed to be 26 in his 1st Q&A around the time he turned [[13 year old|14]], and even then, cyan’s dumbass still fucked up the lie cuz in the next Q&A he said that he was 23
[[File:Cyan fuck up.png|center|thumb|600px|even as a kiddie fiddler cyan can’t keep his lies correct]]

== The controversies ==
He is known for [[plagiarism]], what we mean is that he stole ideas from [[Eddsworld]] , stole entire vids or [[Lulz|jokes]] from [[YouTube Poop|YTP’s]] when he used to make that shit, and also copied ideas from a [[Canada|Canadian]] {{age|1994|04|05}}-year old [[manchild]] named '''True Animate''', some great examples were Cyan's previous profile pictures from [[2020]]-[[2021]].

Somewhere in March of 2020, his sorry ass was called out for being a greedy fuck, also a [[liar]]. This has gotten to the point that some random {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old nobody named '''Rack Animate''' '''([[Powerword]]: Mason)''' made a whole exposing video out of Cyan. Him being the pussy he is, he put his entire fucking channel on lockdown until May of 2020.

He also made a video regarding [[COVID-19]], which made people [[butthurt]] since people took the virus seriously, he later apologized and private the video. He made that video in the first place because he took inspiration from a nobody named '''SelenaTheGachaAndEditorGirl'''.

== The final nail in the coffin ==
On January 29, [[2022]], out of the blue, our friend Cyan showed his bare ass with what appears to be a [[dildo]] going up there to two [[pedo|minors]] that he groomed named BlueDiamondBoy2006, and DarkWrapperStudios. This led him to get exposed by every single fucking person on the planet, including a {{age|2005|08|29}}-year old [[faggot]] named [[Kenny Animate]] and he decided to abandoned his social medias accounts due to his retirement.

[[Image:cyanass.jpeg|600px|thumb|center|lol internet]]
[[Image:Cyan2.jpg|600px|thumb|center|CyansWorldCartoon getting ready to [[lurk]] on YouTube for minors to groom]]
[[File:GoAnimateCyanandHisDildo.png|600px|thumb|center|The GoAnimate version, because he deserved for being a pedophile fag.]]

== See Also ==
*[[Discord]]
*[[Malaysia]]
*[[CamHead]] - the person he predicted by 2 months
*[[Glitchlov]] - similar person
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A {{age|2004|9|15}}-year-old manchild who acts the same as him.
*[[RainBoy107]] - Another similar person
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[Retard]]
*[[Vyond]]
*[[YTPMV]]

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StarGiantProductions, [[Powerword]]: Ryan Kruleski, is a 27 year old [[Trap|tranny]] [[lesbian]] [[assburgers|autistic]] [[furfag]] that used to be on the [[TheMysteriousMrEnter Spergfest Bandwagon]] like the majority of the autistic cartoon reviewers back in 2016-21 before stepping off and jumping onto the [[Pedo|pedofest]] bandwagon after the infamous n3k0pan, Sean Sohr & Brandon the brony pony situation and of course, being a groomer himself and then pulling off a [[Butch Hartman]] with a [[Shitty]] Sabrina the teenage witch ripoff before [[delete fucking everything|deleting his entire online presence]] after a video on him dropped showing the shit-show he made

==History==
===Chapter 1: Early Life===
Ryan Kruleski back then known as Ryan was shat out from his mother in a public restroom back in august 13 of 1996 and was probably a faggot knowing his behavior online, like mr. enter he also used to have a dog and because of that he ended up developing trauma relating to [[Diaper fetish|diaper fetishes]] because, and get this, because his dog wore them before death (Ironically enough he likes [[Babyfur|babyfur’s]]), and what’s more retarded then that is him [[retard|becoming anti political just because his brother made fun of him eating boogers.]]

===Chapter 2: Early Youtube life+joining the [[TheMysteriousMrEnter Spergfest Bandwagon|Mr Enter spergfest bandwagon]]===
Ryan opened up his channel on August 26, 2013 making shitty cartoon reviews based on the same old opinions like “[[Family Guy|FaMiLy GuY]] BaD” or some shit based off [[MysteriousMrEnter]] who will play a major role in this whole ordeal. speaking of which, Enter and Ryan both met in 2018 where Ryan was hired as an editor for enter the same year, looking over the videos edited by Ryan you can tell they are utter shit that somehow make Enter’s [[Windows Movie Maker|WMM]] shit look like it was made by a [[Loser|professional]] with years of experience, shock and surprise, that factor was one of the reasons on why he ended up getting fired.

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[[File:Another best editor moment.jpg|thumb|none|another case of [[shit|”””best”””]] editing]]

===Chapter 3: Getting fired from Enter===
<youtube>https://youtu.be/AZ6dW0iKz-0?si=p3LWJ62853bwKGMP</youtube>
In summer of 2021 Ryan got fired from enter for his god awful editing job, however, remember how i said that Ryan was probably a faggot due to his online behavior, well, the other factors contribute to the things he did to get fired from enter, on the 9th of october 2021 Mr. Enter uploaded a video regarding about the things that Ryan had done both behind and on scene, but there’s so much [[shit no one cares about]] in the vid that it would fucking pointless to describe it here so a list of sins will be done instead:
* Acted like a [[faggot]] on [[discord]] during conversations
* Called everyone an [[Abuse|abuser]] over the most stupidest shit
* wouldn’t shut up about [[pedophiles]]
* Tried to manipulate someone by saying they were too [[emo|suicidal]]
* Basically made people [[slavery|work for free]] on multiple occasions
* Leaked private information
Now this may not seem that bad to the most of you, but it’s gonna get worse, a whole lot worse Infact

===Chapter 4: N3k0pan===
For those who don’t know, feel blessed, N3k0pan ([[Powerword]]: Ariana Timble) is a {{age|1994|04|29}} year old [[Bisexual]] [[pedophilia|pedo]] that has sent porn to minors and forcefully started dating a 16 year old, now it seems like I’m suddenly rambling about some nobody that has nothing to do with this, well, this is where Ryan comes in, so basically, Ariana was a former mod and a former artist for Ryan, so knowing that Ryan was fuckbuddies with Ariana it’s pretty obvious what he did for this situation, he knowingly let the [[pedophilia|child predator]] roam around the discord server for 8 months letting Ariana lurk for minors to groom, lied on multiple occasions about not getting an Email addressing Ariana, harassed the shit out of Ariana’s victims, threw someone on the Mr. enter spergfest called [[PhantomStrider]] under the bus, and pretty much just saying the most [[retarded]] shit about pedophiles, before contradicting himself about him “[[liar|not knowing about it]]”
[[File:Ryan’s n3k0pan groomer reaction.jpg|none|thumb|Ryan trying desperately to defend himself, also [[LOLWUT?]]]]

===Chapter 5===

Rebbecah made a 3 hour long rambling video documenting her "abuse" from mr enter. In 2024, she deleted everything shortly before enter responded with an hour long video and said he was trying to persue legal action against stargiant.

==Gallery==
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Image:Ryan is a biach.png|I said relive your trauma
Image:Ryan is a baby fur.jpg|Ryan [[babyfur]] confirmed?!?!
Image:One of many horror’s found on ryand da favourites.jpg|A screenshot of his DA favourite’s before deactivation
Image:Emo moment.jpg|looks like Ryan became [[emo]]
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==Links to Deleted social media==

*{{yt|RebeccahStarlight|His deleted channel}}
*{{dauser|stargiantproductions|deactivated DA account}}
*{{twitter|StarGiantPro|Deleted Twatter}}

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User talk:MikePendejo

2026-05-24T22:56:11Z

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nanachus, is that you? {{Unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== nipril ==

moved here [[User:MikePendejo/Nipril]]. don't make stubs in the main space. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:56, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:MikePendejo/Nipril

2026-05-24T22:54:18Z

H64: H64 moved page Talk:Nipril to User talk:MikePendejo/Nipril without leaving a redirect: under construction

this is so fucking ai delete this article LMFAOOO "Italian brainrot" [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:05, 24 May 2026 (UTC)