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Israel

2024-07-06T17:59:33Z

Gold Meddle: Updated flag.

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{{spoiler|isræl is [https://www.timesofisrael.com/raped-abused-exploited-ukrainian-women-seeking-refuge-in-israel-find-no-haven/ officially a rape haven] and [https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/ pedophile's paradise], Jew pedos are [https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pedophiles-seeking-sanctuary-in-israel-one-way-parents-can-protect-kids/ escaping justice by getting into Isræl with automatic immunity], and they '''{{archive|IZbcO|named a kindergarten}}''' in honor of [[Greville Janner]]{{Jew}}. because of those, all Zionists are [[rape]] and [[Pedophile]] apologists}}
 
<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px;" class="notice metadata" id="dispute">This country is a '''WARZONE''' — There are profound lulz to be had, if anyone survives to report it. Fingers crossed for further drama.</div>
 
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{{ib|<big>'''[[gas|State]] of Israel'''</big> מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל‎ (Hebrew) सनातनी इज़राइल (Hindi) دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل (Arabic) }}
[[Image:Flag of SSrael.svg|220px|center]]
{{ibrow|'''Anthem'''|<s>''Hava Nagila''</s> ''Hatikvah'' ("The [[Barack Obama|Hope]]")}}
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>Halakka-ruled Theocracy</s> [[Secular]] [[Israeli apartheid|Apartheid]] "[[Democracy]]"}}
{{ibrow|'''Capital'''|Tel Aviv (de facto) Jerusalem (claimed)}}
{{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|May 14, 1948}}
{{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Isaac Herzog{{Jew}} (President) Benjamin Netanyahu{{Jew}} (Prime Minister)}}
{{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Jews{{Jew}} (Askhenazim, Serphadim, Mizrahim, Beta Israeli, etc) '''Minority''': Arabs [[Gentiles]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|Israeli [[Shekel]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]] (culturally only, as most of them are actually [[closeted]] [[Atheist]]s) [[Islam]] [[Christianity]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|9 Million}}
{{ibend}}
[[File:AjE0Dd0 700bwp.png|thumb|Borders for me, but not for thee.]]
[[Image:Israel-ISIS-flag.png|thumb|right|220px|The [[False flag|unofficial flag]] of Israel. {{wayback|http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/isis_--_the_new_israel_20141214|20141224182510}} ]]
[[Image:Eretz Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px| How it got erected.]]

'''The Kike Reich Zionist Apartheid State of Isræl''' (Hebrew: '''ישראל''' Arabic: <s>'''[[Palestine|فلسطين]]'''</s> Hindi: '''इजराइल'''), also known as '''{{archive|RPf3M|The Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem}}''' is [[USA]]'s 51st state with illegal capital in occupied Jerusalem as well an illegal settlement of [[oxymoron|Godless Jews]] in the south of the levant. It was founded after [[WW2]] by Kikes who felt religiously compelled to part the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, [[WIN|create a house of slaves for indigenous people]], and one-up [[Hitler]]. They are waiting for the 4 million Palestinians to reproduce like bunnies because they don't want to be [[High score|second place]] in genocide.

As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's ([[irony|who they don't believe in]]) will that [[USI|they have a Promised Land]], and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place! It's currently a land ruled by [[fascist]] assholes like {{ytlink|0jHV6CLYyf8|Bibi Netanyahu}} whose {{ytlink|hyHsO6WTJeE|numba 1 priority is killing babies}}, bombing hospitals (see also: [[9/11|motherfucking war crimes]]), {{ytlink|hA4wX2M_W4U|persecuting Jews who insist Christ has not yet come}} and nuking the shit out of Iran. Ironically, Israel is the most anti-Semitic state in the world, with 95% of non-Jewish Semites viewing Israel as the biggest threat to their security. '''{{archive|4vdzf}}'''

The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbours, engaging in such [[anti-lulz]] as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers. [[Some argue]] this occurred as a result of decades of mass [[fapping]] to [[Holocaust Porn]], causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor Palestinian and Lebanese neighbors.

When Israel comes under criticism for atrocities against Palestinians, they are quick to invoke the atrocities of Hitler as protection. Yes, Israelis are so fucked up they bow to Hitler for protection while they kill Palestinian children. They claim that the Messiah has not come but secretly believe in Hitler the Christ, through whom, along with washing in the blood of a Palestinian baby, all our sins are forgiven. All you have to do is accept Hitler as your personal savior.

Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down intifada'' riots. Due to the fact that [[Slurpee]] machines require two hands to operate properly, no [[7-11]] stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.

However, enterprising Jewish businessmen funded the production of machines capable of turning [[Palestine|Palestinian]] babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the world's money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as [[Jew gold]].

Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh Terrorists with their bulldozers.

Favorite pastimes include: World Domination, {{ytlink|buhpHTGAlTE|Ethnic Cleansing}} and {{ytlink|sIWvcBzbqVc|Long Walks on the Beach}}.

==History==
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[[File:Finally peace in the Midle East.jpg|thumb|right|220px|When will there be peace?]]
When the Allies advanced towards Berlin in the late 1944, they discovered the horrifying truth of Hitler's pet project in the German extermination camps. Millions of Jews, suffering from diseases, barely walking from hunger and malnutrition, humiliated beyond human by their torturers, but and here comes the horrifying part: still alive, poured out of gates of Auschwitz, Birkenau and other places. Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.

Fortunately, the [[Nazis]] had some allies that were still not defeated, and too retarded to pose any military threat to the "civilized" world: the [[Arabs]]. So most of the Jews were sent to [[Palestine]], and the Western World hoped that four hundred million of these [[dune coons]] would quickly push four hundred thousand Jews into the sea once the [[British]] left the area.

Unfortunately, the stupidity of the Arabs was severely underestimated, resulting in a human-centipede-like chain of [[epic fail]], like in 1967 when Syria, Jordan and Egypt attacked Israel simultaneously and were defeated in six days. The result was establishment and expansion of a Jew state for the first time in [[At least 100|at least 100]] years. Thus, in solving the Jew problem, we are basically back to square one.

The premature decision to invade [[Germany]], and subsequent underestimation of how retarded Arabs were, made Roosevelt die from guilt, and ruined Churchill's career after the war. Stalin managed to avoid the blame until after his death. [[Some argue]] that the Cold War was a direct result of Western Allies and the Soviet Union blaming each other for not fully actualizing the Final Solution. This strife naturally fueled the rebirth of the Jewish economic conspiracy.

===Current Events===
[[File:Israeli diaper unit.jpg|thumb|right|220px|IDF's secret weapon.]]
*President Netanyahore is talking about hemorrhoidic clear red lines he got during NAM in [[Iran]].
*Recently, Israel has been trying to provide Jewenstine, the mascot and [[god]] of the Heebs, with some more Lebensraum in the Lebanon. Much pwnage has occurred.
*[[Last Thursday]], Israel waged war on Lebanon's international airport, causing major delays.
*For [[at least 100 years]], organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah have been blowing themselves up because they are [[attention whores]].
*Jews did Beirut as performance art to protest Holocaust denial -and [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|for the lulz]]- after they fell hard for the classic Hezbollah [[troll]] of kidnapping IDF soldier boys.
*Israel is performing a [[Gaza War]] with the Hamas Rulers.
*They're gonna attack Iran and start WW3. This time the lollercaust will be Nuclear.
*Palestine was about to [[buttrape]] the filthy kikes, but ran of lube and called a cease-fire instead.
*HOLY FUCKING SHIT-SMEARED DICKNUGGETS THEY THREATENED MILITARY ACTION AGAINST RUSSIA
*Beware the Sheeny Curse.
*Recently, there is a crow that takes down the Israel flag, signifying the sooner demise of the Kike state.

== Military policy ==
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[[File:fight_israel_die.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Israel's official military policy]]
Although killing Arab [[Muslims]] is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.

Unlike Zionist conspirators in Europe, U.S.A., everywhere - the Israelis are obliged to show extreme force at any given chance as mentioned above. Whether this is because ghettos used to oppress rat-folk are their natural habitat or that they are just so comfortable with the whole world behind their back is a matter of debate. What is known however is that this lulzy fagnocide will go on forever or until the Arab species are extinct along with the state of Israel and everyone will go home and have a good hearty laugh about it. If nukular lolocaust fails however see [[Catnarok]].

And the best part? [https://jonathanturley.org/2015/07/25/concession-or-coincidence-pollard-reportedly-to-be-released-in-aftermath-of-iran-deal/#more-92168 No country spies on the U.S. more than Israel. When a diplomatic thaw with Iran was arranged in 2015, it was reported that convicted spy Jonathan Pollard was being released -- in an attempt to placate Israel. Pollard had supposedly taken tens of thousands of classified U.S. documents and passed them over to heebland.]
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===The Mossad===
[[Image:mossad001.png|100px|left]]
What most of the world might describe as the [[Nazi|SS]] because they serve as Israel's stormtroopers and pretty much don't give a flying fuck when it comes to Human Rights.
They are Israel's attempt at a super secret spy agency like America's CIA or The Russian KGB but because they are notorious for not doing [[retard|their job well]] there are countless stories all over the internet about their Human Rights Violations.
They really came to prominance and made a name for themselves in the [[hippy|1960's]] when they were sneaking into foreign countries like [[Argentina]], [[Brazil]] and [[Chile]] to kidnap people that were accused of being Nazis and drop them off in Israeli Courts to defend their lives from charges that always ended in a death penalty.
It should be known that Israel was going on pictures that were over 20 years old and people's testimonies to convict these people, not hard science like genetics. Needing to sway [[idiot|popular opinion]], propoganda like THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL was published and made into films.

== The other [[Wikipedia Jews]] ==
Following the example of [[JIDF]], [[GIYUS]], and [[Megaphone Desktop Tool|Megaphone]], filthy Semites are immigrating en masse to [[Wikipedia]] in order to sway discussion and wikitruth to their favor. It comes as a surprise to absolutely no one that Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can subvert, has become the world's foremost Zionist shill.

<center>{{frame|<youtube>7dGJDJoeAok</youtube>
<center>'''Jewish Internet Defense Force and how to edit Wikipedia'''</center>
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===TOW and Israel's secret weapon===
[[File:Jimmy savile in israel.jpg|220px|left|thumb|Read all about it]]
Fittingly for the world's most evil nation, the Jew Government '''{{archive|kaCTf|enjoyed cordial relations with the world's most evil man}}''', the Elvis Presley of kidfuckery and corpsefiddling, [[Jimmy Savile]].

However, the Jews of the Jew Wikipedia have been busy at their Jew business, '''{{archive|VzXuA|Jewing the entry on Israel of all references to Savile}}''' and therefore leading unsuspecting readers away from the unpalatable truth that the Jew Government played host to the stellar-scale sex offender.

Whether or not Savile took part in Jew rituals involving drinking the blood of sacrificed Christian babies remains unknown, but it's not unlikely given their Jew foulness and in any case, Savile would certainly have relished the opportunity to have [[Necrophilia|a fresh child corpse at his disposal]]. No doubt the Jews laughed and rubbed their sickly, greasy hands together as they watched.

[[Some argue|It is almost certain]] that the Jews' appalling record of managing to kill Arab children with their high-precision missiles provides further playthings for the late Savile's international paedo-ring.

==Bibi Jugend==
The Bibi Jugend (see [[Hitler Youth]]) are an increasingly prevalent menace to free speech in this [[fascist]] fgtland called Israel.

 <center>{{frame|{{quote|The people again chose a government that is based on intimidating people. They selected a racist that, on election day, told the media the Arabs are flocking to the polls like mice. What would you say if in Germany people said the Jews are flocking to the polls like mice?|[https://www.timesofisrael.com/yonatan-geffen-assaulted-at-netanya-home/ Geffen speaks da truth as is beaten for it.]}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center> 

== Hans Herzl, Son of Theodor Herzl, was a closeted Muslim ==
 
<center>{{frame|{{quote|I cannot be a member of a synagogue. It denies the messiahship of Jesus which to me is an indisputable historical fact. I cannot adhere to any Christian church since I do not hold that Jesus was God.|uncircumcised Hans Herzl was a Muslim}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center>
 
<center>[https://quran.com/5?startingVerse=116][https://www.jta.org/archive/hans-herzl-son-of-theodor-herzl-commits-suicide-after-funeral-of-sister-paulina]</center>
 
==Israel and flame wars==
[[File:Yitzhak rabin assassination - the final solution.png|right|thumb|230px|Being on Israel's side doesn't always help]]
If you get involved in a [[flame war]] relating to the Israeli-Palestine conflict and want some Zionists on your side, consider inviting the following people.

*[[Baruch Goldstein]]
*[[Breitbart]]
*[[Doc neuro]]
*[[Greville Janner]]
*[[Hitler]]
*[[Jesus]]
*[[Jimmy Savile]]
*[[Eminem]]
*[[Quasidan]]
*[[World War III]]
*Tell them how in 2018 Israel became a Jewish only state.

== Israel Becomes A Jewish-Only State ==

[[File:Obama and Netanyahu.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Obama knew who was buttering his bread]]

Deciding their best course of action was to piss off moderate and [[Leftard|Libtarded]] [[Jew|Jewish]] people while further igniting racial tensions with Palestinians and giving Anti-Semites such as [[Storm Front]] fodder to argue that Israel is the new [[Germany]], White race and [[Aryan|Nazi Power]], Israel has officially passed a law that declares itself ''"[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/19/world/middleeast/israel-law-jews-arabic.html The Nation state of the Israeli Jewish]"''

Looking to feed the fires of propaganda against them, this new law omits any mention of democracy or the principle of equality, in what critics called a betrayal of Israel’s 1948 Declaration of Independence, which ensured “complete equality of social and political rights for all its inhabitants” no matter their religion, race or sex.

For a people that works better in the recesses of the dark, pulling the strings to build and destroy nations this law makes it too obvious the goals of [[G-D]]'s one, true master race.

== How To Troll Israelis/Zionists ==

[[File:Trump and israel d.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Trump:Israel, we've got your back and won't forget the reach around</center>]]

[[File:Biden and israel 234.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Biden: I don't see anything in the Bible about Muslims. Israel should remain a Muslim free state.</center>]]

*Deny the [[Holocaust]].
*Call their country [[Palestine]].
*Remind them how a bunch of [[Arabs]] from Lebanon pwned and defeated their [[Shit|world class]] military in a month.
*Call Israel an [[fact|illegitimate state]].
*Ask them why they believe Israel is a "God-promised land", despite the fact that most of the countries founders were [[Atheists]].
*Call Benjamin Netanyahu a war criminal.
*Tell them that Israel would be nothing and would be unable to sustain itself without constant funding from daddy [[US]].
*Because the fact that the country have becomes a rapists and pedophiles haven, call them rapist and pedophile apologists.
*Tell them that Israel has no right to exist.
*When they accuse [[Muslims]] of doing [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]], question them about Hasbara, which is just similar as Taqiyyah, proving how they are deceitful too, and more than Muslims.
*Ask them why IDF soldiers wear adult diapers to fight Palestinians.
*[[????]]
*"OY VEY, YOU'RE [[Anti-Semitism|ANTI-SEMITIC]]!1!!1!!"

==Terminology==
*'''[[Anti-Semitism|Anti-Semitic]]''' - anyone that doesn't hate the Arabs as much as the Zionists, especially other Jews. [https://www.jewishpress.com/indepth/opinions/ralph-nader-linguistically-hijacks-anti-semitism/2015/07/17/ And they don't even know their own etymology] [https://www.webster-dictionary.net/definition/Semitic Merriam-Wester's Semitic]
*'''Hasbara''' - means explaining, and euphemism for [[propaganda]]. Zionists often use this technique to convince the world about their deceit. literally the Zionism equivalent of Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].
*'''Free of Bias''' - {{wayback|https://electronicintifada.net/files/080421-camera-wikipedia.pdf|20130107154847|title=organized cabal on Wikipedia}}
*'''Peace''' - [https://theintercept.com/2015/07/15/israeli-special-forces-assassinated-senior-syrian-official/ covert assassination of foreign officials]

== Videos ==
 
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;Little known fact that even the Zionist state violates Jewish scriptures and Torah Law, therefore it is doesn't valid and have no right to exist.
|<youtube>7eHQKJTnBoY</youtube>
;Israel's Hasbara (propaganda) is greater than Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].
|<youtube>8GoqE11M45A</youtube>
;A video of a Crow taking down the Kike Flag.}}
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==Gallery==
 
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File:Benjamin Netanyahu.jpg|Current Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu caught "asking" for American help with Iran.
File:Openbordersisrael.png|Open Borders for Israel during [[The Current Year]] :3
File:Palestine loss.JPG|<center>[[PROFIT]]?</center>
File:Israel_pink.png|Awesome [[UN]] "Final Solution": Beige = Stolen land. Note: [[Irony]]
File:Booth.jpg|I love the smell of burning Habbibi in the morning; smells like...AUSCHWITZ
File:Nazi gold merchant.jpg|Relations with modern Germany
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Image:New Flag of Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The official flag of Israel
File:Israel's New Place.jpg|How to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as easily as possible
File:civilservice.jpg||Israel's foreign policy.
File:Israel.jpg|So TRUE! Israeli Jews 1; Palestinians:0
File:Zion.jpg| There`s no way the Jews were behind 911! No way MAN!
File:1942.jpg|The Jewish problem was discovered in 1942 but ignored until recently.
File:28jews jaws.jpg|Spielberg knew what a cancer his people are but decided to blame sharks instead.
File:Israelisacancer.jpg|Rabbi bribed by Arab oil money. [[Jew]]s hold money above nationalism.
File:Israel World Without.png
File:IDF are Human Rights Abusers.png
File:Israel Dictator bitch.jpg
File:Israel ISIS False Flag.jpg
File:Greater Israel Plan.jpg
File:Greater Israel Plan 2.png
File:Join the American Army.jpg| Yep, please remember this picture every time you support the American Army!
File:Jewrukhai_urukhai_closeenough.jpeg‎|Close Enough
File:ArielSharon.JPG|Former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon generated criticism for eating the Wailing Wall.
File:Israelis EVIL 184372.png
File:Jew Monstr.png
Image:Latuff Masturbating Dead Lebanese.jpg|[[Carlos Latuff|Latuff]] whacking off after the Lebanese massacre.
File:Germans1939and2006.jpg|History repeats itself...
File:MosheSparrow.jpg|How am I suppose to dig all this sand???
File:Jew spelunking nose.jpg|Do you really want to support a country with people who look like [[ugly|this]]?
File:lolocaustmk2.jpg|Always...
File:Ashkenazi.jpg|Typical Israeli soldier
File:Jimmy savile israel mossad agent.jpg|Jerusalem'll fix it
Image:mossadpwnage.jpg|[[special forces|Mossad]] security pimps prep some pretty-mouthed Palestinian boys for a traditional Hanukkah spit-roasting.
File:Swastikalebovic.jpg|Welcome to Israel!
File:Isburn.gif
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File:IsraelBenefitsFrom911.jpg
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File:IsraelCelebrates911.jpg
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File:Israeldidisis.png
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File:USaidtoIsrael.jpg|Good goyim :D
File:Onceuponatimeinholyland.gif|Moshe Silman goes back in the oven
File:Israel degenerates paradise.jpeg|The '''worst''',most '''disgusting''' thing about israel, is the [[marijuana]] [https://nocamels.com/2014/01/how-israel-became-a-medical-marijuana-powerhouse/ use].
File:Jews eat popcorn cheering as people killed.jpg|Jews in Israel camp out, eat popcorn and cheer as people in Gaza are killed.
File:Only 4 kids they could have done better.jpg|Israelis [[OTI]] ask for more dead kids. Only 4 kids? They could have done better.
File:What gives jew women orgasms.jpg|Hooking up with a jewish girl and want to pleasure her? "Heard on the news that IDF killed 4 children in gaza yesterday......I was near orgasm hearing this....I enjoyed...."
File:Anonhu Akbar.jpg|Israel: Killing [[newfag]]s one airstrike at a time.
File:Kike-sniper-killing-children.png|Kike Sniper on [[Instagram]]: “i killed 13 childrens today and ur next fucking muslims go to hell bitches”
File:Israeli diapersoldier.jpg|The ceremonial israeli military uniform.
File:Flag of Israel.png
File:Youtube pornday most viewed israel.PNG
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File:Israel Black Suit Nigga.jpg
File:Israel Open Borders NOW.jpg
File:Israel Europe Rapefugee Map.jpg
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File:Jewish Puppies.jpg
File:Gandalf Menorah.jpg
File:Israeli milk bags.jpg|in Israel milk often comes in bags
File:Idfbabes.jpg | IDF girls are HOT (no arabs or niggers plz)
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==External Links==
[[File:Usa $bns foreign aid merchant.png|right|500px]]
[[File:Keeponrunninggoy.gif|right|360px]]
*[https://www.learnreligions.com/bathsheba-king-davids-most-famous-wife-117306 king david's favorite bitch, he had to kill her husband first, wow what leader, he liked when his bitches browsed naked around his stable of bitches]
*{{ytlink|jrpsByPdOTk|An unlisted AIPAC video for Israel}} - Give us your shekels goyim. Good goy.
*[https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989 Israeli mayoral candidate murdered a child (and got three months community service)] (Archived: {{archive|RjcAQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989|title=2}})
*[https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704 "Don’t fall for their bullshit. AIPAC are doing terrible things in the name of Israel"] (Archived: {{archive|oRlr7|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704|title=2}})
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2024-07-06T17:51:08Z

Gold Meddle:

Derpy Hooves

2024-07-04T09:14:36Z

Gold Meddle: /* Videos */ Replaced one more dead link.

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{{spoilers|Derpy made a huge comeback and talking again in the 100th episode from season 5!}}
[[File:Derpy hooves by xxsofiex-d5gima5.jpg|thumb|left|LOOK AT ME I'M A BIG FUCKING PONYFAGGOT! DERP!]]
[[File:Derpy Hooves Ditzy mail paint34.png|thumb|Derpy being Derpy!]]
[[File:Derpy rule34 E.gif|thumb|Hurder, Derpy! HURDER!]]
[[File:derpyhumpsmuffin.gif|thumb|Derpy REALLY loves her muffins.]]

'''Derpy Hooves''' is the infamous background pony from [[MLP|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]. Her creation was the result of the primarily [[Bronies|autistic male audience]] of the show pointing out an [[QUALITY|animation error]] involving said character having wall eyes in the background.

Since then, she became a phenomenon and essentially became a direct representation of the unintended brony fan base. Her infamy only skyrocketed when she was given a voice in the beginning of the episode "The Last Roundup" and was edited out due to accusations made by [[liberal]] pussies waving their flag of internet social justice. This drove off and became a war between bronies and politically correct douchebags fighting over a show about cartoon horses.

== Characters ==

* '''[[Retard|Derpy Hooves]]''' - Hurp da didly hurp da hurp
* '''[[Stupid|Derpy Hooves]]''' - Derp Derp Da Derp
* '''[[Chris-chan|Derpy Hooves]]''' - Derp herp hurp da durp
* '''[[Reddit|Derpy Hooves]]''' - Derpy derpy Derp
* '''Yamino''' - Derp

==Derpygeddon==

On January 21, 2012 every brony jizzed themselves when long time fan character Derpy Hooves was given speaking lines and named specifically in a new episode. They immediately flooded the internet with more faggotry than they usually do when a new episode airs; [[Shit no one cares about|celebrating their ultimate domination over a cartoon for little girls]].

===Prelude to a flame war===

In the days that followed the episode's airing a small faction of fans who were [[butthurt|offended]] by Derpy's portrayal emerged in the cesspit of [[furfags]] that is Ponychan. They said that her voice and actions in the episode were [[retarded|degrading to people with mental illnesses]]. Naturally the bronies met this difference of opinion with their typical mantra of love and tolerance...We're just fucking with you, they immediately [[rage|lost their collective shit]] and began a flame war. Petitions were signed, letter writing campaigns were started, and shitty fanart in support of Derpy was posted on deviantART. In a completely [[Not|surprising]] turn of events the episode was removed from iTunes and all instances of "Derpy" were being removed from the online retailer, [http://www.welovefine.com/nby.php?c=2#/inst&id_lang=1&q=124&c=2,3,5&o=n&p=1 WeLoveFine.] The bronies immediately realized that all their campaigning had done [[Streisand Effect|exactly the opposite]] of what they intended. (many lulz were had by the bronies who saw this coming)

===An enemy of the lulz emerges===

[[File:Yamino.jpg|200px|thumb|The greatest threat always comes from within, while the villain herself is cosplaying as another villain.]]
[[File:Yamino1.PNG|thumb|left|All she wanted was to protect her retard friends! How touching!]]

The bronies calmed down and returned to their usual routine of masturbating to fanfiction of [[sick fucks|ponies fucking]], but a question lingered in the air. Who was responsible for the initial instance of butthurt? Enter Yamino (aka Elen Barbarich), an official sufferer of [[GOTIS|TOTIS]] (Tranny On The Internet Syndrome) and [[USI]]. At some point during the first flame war Yamino had begun posting to her tumblr blog about how anyone who supported Derpy was an "ableist" and that she fully supported removal of the character from the episode to [[moralfag|protect retarded children everywhere]]. After whining about the Derpy issue for months all the bronies decided she was responsible for the episode being pulled from iTunes and moved their campaign of rage from Ponychan to [http://yamino.tumblr.com/tagged/Derpy-Hooves Yamino's blog.]

Yamino's blog was well fortified with a trained army of [[Internet stalking|white knights]] who would defend their queen at all costs. Armed with a near infinite supply of copypasta and death threats, the bronies waged a war of attrition against the blog for the next month. Yamino reaped many lulz from the flame war while the butthurt and frustration amongst the bronies grew on a daily basis from raids by her followers and the resilience of her overinflated ego.

[[File:Butlovahumanderpy.jpg|200px|thumb|[[ButLova|Untalented]] [[fat admirer|fat fetish sickos]] from [[deviantart]] think it's a good idea to [[man the harpoons|humanize Derpy into a fat retarded blob of abomination]].]]

===The butthurt reaches critical mass===

Roughly a month after the episode was pulled from iTunes it reappeared, re-dubbed and [[BAWWWWW|edited to be "less offensive"]]. The amount of rage and butthurt that errupted from the bronies was enough to keep [[4chan|/b/]] in a lulz surplus for [[at least 100 years]]. Yamino claimed that her campaign of lulz was successful while clopping to the altered scene in celebration as even more death threats than before began flooding in. Afraid that one of the basement dwelling furfags might actually [[DO IT FAGGOT|make good on one of their threats]] another animator stepped into the fray to clarify Yamino had [http://kreoss.deviantart.com/journal/Derpy-287023334 nothing to do with the changes]. Despite this effort to prematurely stop one of the best [[lollercoaster|lollercoasters]] in brony history, the flame war continued without missing a beat.

===A Tenuous Peace is Forged===

February 28th, 2012 the bronies got their long awaited response from Hasbro. Afraid to get anywhere near the flamewar the message was relayed via an article on {{archive|yvy6F|Gawker}}.

{{quote|The 'My Little Pony Friendship is Magic' series has always been about acceptance and inclusion, and the series strives to convey that through the playful antics of a diverse cast of characters," Hasbro spokeswoman Nicole Angello told us over email. "Some viewers felt that aspects of the episode 'The Last Roundup' did not stay true to the core message of friendship which is the heart and soul of the series. Hasbro Studios decided to make slight audio alterations to this single episode.|Hasbro|via [[Gawker]]}}

This did not go over well with the bronies and it seemed this would be the beginning of yet another long campaign of rage. Before the brony hive could whip up a fresh batch of copypasta for the rekindled war effort the episode's writer, Amy Rogers, appeared and [http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/02/amy-keating-rogers-response-to-derpy.html?commentPage=3#c5914563087807211366 revealed herself as the puppet-master of lulz behind everything.] The rage of the bronies vanished like a white toddler walking home from school. With the final blow dealt to their armies the bronies returned once more to their dank, fetid basements where they would resume their [[fapping|rituals of faggotry]]. Woe be unto the unfortunate anon who next faces their collective wrath.

After a recent one-night fling with [[Justin Bieber]], she renamed herself on Facebook as Herp Derp "in acknowledgment of her positive outlook."

===The Return of Derpy===

Starting with the fourth season, Derpy made a huge comeback after the Derpygeddon died out. And then comes the fifth season in their 100th episode. Derpy talks again with a important role, causing the bronies to shit their pants in joy.

==Videos==

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|<youtube>geTCP666Yf4</youtube>
;DERPY TALKS CHATROOM CIVIL-WAR!
|<youtube>SZXzhbWC91s</youtube>
;MY DERPY BONER!
|[[File:Derpy-Autofellatio.jpg|link=http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=154911]] '''A high quality [[Flash|SWF]] of Derpy performing [[autofellatio]].'''}}
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== See also ==

* [[Retard]]

== External links ==

* [https://derpiboo.ru/ Derpibooru] – an image[[booru]] named after this tard

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Derpy Hooves

2024-07-04T08:38:24Z

Gold Meddle: /* Videos */ Replaced 404'd vids.

{{achtung|DERP}}
{{spoilers|Derpy made a huge comeback and talking again in the 100th episode from season 5!}}
[[File:Derpy hooves by xxsofiex-d5gima5.jpg|thumb|left|LOOK AT ME I'M A BIG FUCKING PONYFAGGOT! DERP!]]
[[File:Derpy Hooves Ditzy mail paint34.png|thumb|Derpy being Derpy!]]
[[File:Derpy rule34 E.gif|thumb|Hurder, Derpy! HURDER!]]
[[File:derpyhumpsmuffin.gif|thumb|Derpy REALLY loves her muffins.]]

'''Derpy Hooves''' is the infamous background pony from [[MLP|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]. Her creation was the result of the primarily [[Bronies|autistic male audience]] of the show pointing out an [[QUALITY|animation error]] involving said character having wall eyes in the background.

Since then, she became a phenomenon and essentially became a direct representation of the unintended brony fan base. Her infamy only skyrocketed when she was given a voice in the beginning of the episode "The Last Roundup" and was edited out due to accusations made by [[liberal]] pussies waving their flag of internet social justice. This drove off and became a war between bronies and politically correct douchebags fighting over a show about cartoon horses.

== Characters ==

* '''[[Retard|Derpy Hooves]]''' - Hurp da didly hurp da hurp
* '''[[Stupid|Derpy Hooves]]''' - Derp Derp Da Derp
* '''[[Chris-chan|Derpy Hooves]]''' - Derp herp hurp da durp
* '''[[Reddit|Derpy Hooves]]''' - Derpy derpy Derp
* '''Yamino''' - Derp

==Derpygeddon==

On January 21, 2012 every brony jizzed themselves when long time fan character Derpy Hooves was given speaking lines and named specifically in a new episode. They immediately flooded the internet with more faggotry than they usually do when a new episode airs; [[Shit no one cares about|celebrating their ultimate domination over a cartoon for little girls]].

===Prelude to a flame war===

In the days that followed the episode's airing a small faction of fans who were [[butthurt|offended]] by Derpy's portrayal emerged in the cesspit of [[furfags]] that is Ponychan. They said that her voice and actions in the episode were [[retarded|degrading to people with mental illnesses]]. Naturally the bronies met this difference of opinion with their typical mantra of love and tolerance...We're just fucking with you, they immediately [[rage|lost their collective shit]] and began a flame war. Petitions were signed, letter writing campaigns were started, and shitty fanart in support of Derpy was posted on deviantART. In a completely [[Not|surprising]] turn of events the episode was removed from iTunes and all instances of "Derpy" were being removed from the online retailer, [http://www.welovefine.com/nby.php?c=2#/inst&id_lang=1&q=124&c=2,3,5&o=n&p=1 WeLoveFine.] The bronies immediately realized that all their campaigning had done [[Streisand Effect|exactly the opposite]] of what they intended. (many lulz were had by the bronies who saw this coming)

===An enemy of the lulz emerges===

[[File:Yamino.jpg|200px|thumb|The greatest threat always comes from within, while the villain herself is cosplaying as another villain.]]
[[File:Yamino1.PNG|thumb|left|All she wanted was to protect her retard friends! How touching!]]

The bronies calmed down and returned to their usual routine of masturbating to fanfiction of [[sick fucks|ponies fucking]], but a question lingered in the air. Who was responsible for the initial instance of butthurt? Enter Yamino (aka Elen Barbarich), an official sufferer of [[GOTIS|TOTIS]] (Tranny On The Internet Syndrome) and [[USI]]. At some point during the first flame war Yamino had begun posting to her tumblr blog about how anyone who supported Derpy was an "ableist" and that she fully supported removal of the character from the episode to [[moralfag|protect retarded children everywhere]]. After whining about the Derpy issue for months all the bronies decided she was responsible for the episode being pulled from iTunes and moved their campaign of rage from Ponychan to [http://yamino.tumblr.com/tagged/Derpy-Hooves Yamino's blog.]

Yamino's blog was well fortified with a trained army of [[Internet stalking|white knights]] who would defend their queen at all costs. Armed with a near infinite supply of copypasta and death threats, the bronies waged a war of attrition against the blog for the next month. Yamino reaped many lulz from the flame war while the butthurt and frustration amongst the bronies grew on a daily basis from raids by her followers and the resilience of her overinflated ego.

[[File:Butlovahumanderpy.jpg|200px|thumb|[[ButLova|Untalented]] [[fat admirer|fat fetish sickos]] from [[deviantart]] think it's a good idea to [[man the harpoons|humanize Derpy into a fat retarded blob of abomination]].]]

===The butthurt reaches critical mass===

Roughly a month after the episode was pulled from iTunes it reappeared, re-dubbed and [[BAWWWWW|edited to be "less offensive"]]. The amount of rage and butthurt that errupted from the bronies was enough to keep [[4chan|/b/]] in a lulz surplus for [[at least 100 years]]. Yamino claimed that her campaign of lulz was successful while clopping to the altered scene in celebration as even more death threats than before began flooding in. Afraid that one of the basement dwelling furfags might actually [[DO IT FAGGOT|make good on one of their threats]] another animator stepped into the fray to clarify Yamino had [http://kreoss.deviantart.com/journal/Derpy-287023334 nothing to do with the changes]. Despite this effort to prematurely stop one of the best [[lollercoaster|lollercoasters]] in brony history, the flame war continued without missing a beat.

===A Tenuous Peace is Forged===

February 28th, 2012 the bronies got their long awaited response from Hasbro. Afraid to get anywhere near the flamewar the message was relayed via an article on {{archive|yvy6F|Gawker}}.

{{quote|The 'My Little Pony Friendship is Magic' series has always been about acceptance and inclusion, and the series strives to convey that through the playful antics of a diverse cast of characters," Hasbro spokeswoman Nicole Angello told us over email. "Some viewers felt that aspects of the episode 'The Last Roundup' did not stay true to the core message of friendship which is the heart and soul of the series. Hasbro Studios decided to make slight audio alterations to this single episode.|Hasbro|via [[Gawker]]}}

This did not go over well with the bronies and it seemed this would be the beginning of yet another long campaign of rage. Before the brony hive could whip up a fresh batch of copypasta for the rekindled war effort the episode's writer, Amy Rogers, appeared and [http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/02/amy-keating-rogers-response-to-derpy.html?commentPage=3#c5914563087807211366 revealed herself as the puppet-master of lulz behind everything.] The rage of the bronies vanished like a white toddler walking home from school. With the final blow dealt to their armies the bronies returned once more to their dank, fetid basements where they would resume their [[fapping|rituals of faggotry]]. Woe be unto the unfortunate anon who next faces their collective wrath.

After a recent one-night fling with [[Justin Bieber]], she renamed herself on Facebook as Herp Derp "in acknowledgment of her positive outlook."

===The Return of Derpy===

Starting with the fourth season, Derpy made a huge comeback after the Derpygeddon died out. And then comes the fifth season in their 100th episode. Derpy talks again with a important role, causing the bronies to shit their pants in joy.

==Videos==

{{center|
{{videoframe|derpyvids|background-color: #FFFFFF; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>m0EQMU5BRd4</youtube>
;I CRY EVERYTIME! BAWWW!
|<youtube>DxNIFZfCsd8</youtube>
;HOLY SHIT EVERYPONY! DERPY TALKS! OH MY FUCKING WINGBONER!!!
|<youtube>geTCP666Yf4</youtube>
;DERPY TALKS CHATROOM CIVIL-WAR!
|<youtube>SZXzhbWC91s</youtube>
;MY DERPY BONER!
|[[File:Derpy-Autofellatio.jpg]] '''[https://u18chan.com/uploads/data/13325/DerpFuta_ZonkPunch_u18chan.swf click here] to play a high quality [[Flash|SWF]] of Derpy performing [[autofellatio]]'''}}
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<center>[https://derpiboo.ru/tags/derpy+hooves 31,200 more images]</center>

== See also ==

* [[Retard]]

== External links ==

* [https://derpiboo.ru/ Derpibooru] – an image[[booru]] named after this tard

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Clop

2024-07-04T08:30:18Z

Gold Meddle: Changed redirect target from Yiff to My Little Pony#Galleries

#REDIRECT [[My_Little_Pony#Galleries]]

Holocaust

2024-07-04T01:43:41Z

Gold Meddle: Tweaked the lead.

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|style="pointer-events:none; padding-left:30px"|[[File:Stop hand.png]]
|style="width:100%; vertical-align:middle; padding-left:30px; padding-right:45px"|Our Government, along with contributions by other parties, have been carefully rewriting history and repeating over and over that the Nazis killed 6 million Jews in WWII so the Jewish population will enjoy endless sympathy. Despite Israel continuing to commit many of the same crimes as the Nazis in our current War, but if you keep silent about the 26 million Russians killed by the Nazis in WWII than Russian suffering becomes invisible. <center>'''"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the ''truth'' to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."''' —[[W|George W. Bush]], on [[propaganda]].</center>
|}
 
[[File:Holocoaster.png|right|border|thumb|400px|Well, the tickets were free.]]
The alleged '''Holocaust''' myth[[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Citing sources|''citation needed'']]] (otherwise known as the '''Lolocaust''') was the most ridiculous [[assrape|story]] ever made up until [[JEWS DID WTC]]. The ho£ocau$t is yet another scheme by the cunning [[Jews]] to spread their misery and evil as well as pile up gold, as unveiled by The Glorious President of Iran [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]. The alleged Holocaust was the most hilarious thing that [[Duh|never happened]]. [[Some argue|Some believe]] that the alleged "Holocaust" actually took place, and that the story goes something like this (this is what they actually believe):

The Jews [[asking for it|had it coming]] for a long time for propagating a religion based on rape and pillaging. The wise chief of SS-men Himmler, with the blessings of an even wiser [[Hitler|Chancellor of Germany]], realized something had to be done, so he sent the Jews together with some other [[gypsy|parasites]] and [[communist|leftards]] to ''Polish death camps''. The prisoners then watched cinema and had access to [[obama|free health care]] [[Soviet Canuckistan|waiting for their death]].

Others believe that, based on lack of substantial evidence, the alleged Holocaust [[Truth|never happened]].

For more information regarding the Jew menace see [[Jews|the main article on Jews]].

[[Image:Final-Solution.jpg|thumb|350px|Quick overview of what [[Lie|happened.]]]]

==The Great Question==

The right question to ask isn't "Why did the alleged Holocaust happen?" but rather, "Why doesn't it happen more often?"

Hannah and Her Sisters by Woody Allen

==The alleged Holocaust ''a.k.a.'' ''Lollercaust'' or ''The Greatest Jewish Conspiracy''==
{{quote|'''The same [[Anti-semitism|deeply antisemitic stereotypes and accusations]] we hear today were the same fuel which powered the death camps'''|[[Redundant|CNN JEW LIES.]] If there were crematoriums, which there weren't, they would have been fuelled with COAL. {{archive|U8i1T|}} {{wayback|https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/27/europe/anti-semitism-poll-reaction-intl/index.html|title=2}}}}
 
[[Image:hollow hoax.png|thumb|TL;DR]]
[[Image:jewbritney.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical Auschwitz prisoner but without the cigarette.]]

Fritz Haber, Jewish scientist and inventor of chemical warfare back in WW1, invented [[Zyklon B]], a cyanide releasing compound used to kill the Jews, proving once and for all that the Jews did the alleged holocaust. To thank him [[Hitler]] stripped him of his job and kicked him out the country. Haber's son became [[an hero]] when the death camps were discovered with his father's dirty fingerprints all over them.

Most people know this (THE JEWS), but The Alleged Holocaust never really happened, and if it did than it would be quite fair to say Hitler can no longer be called an hero because there were still enough Jews alive to round up and [[Israel|create a country out of]]. The majority of Jews themselves are aware of this. However, after growing a liking of the special privileges accompanied by such a misbelief -- taking over a shithole sandpit that no one cares about -- they fell for their own lie.

Hitler's plan was to simply expel them out of Europe. The original plan was to ship the Jews for free to the United States or Madagascar (this is how Albert Einstein was able to emigrate to the US). [[Over 9,000]] Jews suddenly appeared out of thin air in 1945 in what was back then known as [[Palestine]] and with the help of the UN they basically took over the land they'd settled in an had it changed to Israel. What with the war happening, Hitler had no other choice but to pack every single Jew onto trains and shipped off to internment camps for temporary evacuation.

Back to the Lollercaust... The main reason for death in the camps was a disease called Typhus (look it up on the Jew Wikipedia). It is well known that Typhus victims had to be cremated after their death to prevent the spread of the [[AIDS]], since we were all out of Phoenix Down. [[Pool's Closed|The pool was closed]] by the way, hence the showers. What came out of those shower-heads was an insecticide called Zyklon B. One can assume that it was used in very small amounts and probably diluted with some other liquid.

So let me summarize what the Jews went through; Loaded onto trains, traveled to camps, deloused, went back onto the trains, and continued to be shipped off out of Europe. He made use of Jerry Seinfeld by making him work as Slave Labor to produce [[lolicon]] manga and Tootsie Rolls, but not mistreated, in fact he even was given free Red Bull and cigarettes, which he was kind enough to share with Cosmo Kramer since he didn't like niggers either. The epic legend of Seinfeld is sad, yes, but keep in mind that they were just children, and that they could have misinterpreted something they over heard the adults talking about, like when kids lie about being molested by [[Pedobear]]. Keep in mind that some adults, especially those from those who are of Eastern European culture like to joke around with children, even if the jokes are a bit mean.

Some of these "survivors" are nothing more than Jews seeking revenge on the fact that the Nazi party openly criticized their beliefs and the fact that they owned (and still own) all of the banks in Europe and all of the intewebs in the 30's through the 40's. Jews invented the Internet [[Old meme|at least 100 years ago]]. In fact, if one does their research well, they'll see that plenty of Lollercaust Survivor stories have a very inconsistent continuity because of the presence of [[Sweeteva]] on the Internets. Here's your proof, you be the judge:'''{{archive|rbgnj|only retards close their mind to this}}'''. Also, despite being the most documented event in modern history, all of the so-called documents were produced by Jews in their Jew-factories bankrolled by Jew-gold.

Actually, even if one accepts without question the mainstream narrative on the alleged Holocaust, Hitler and the Nazis [[truth|killed around four times as many Slavs as Jews]]. When [[Nazis]] occupied [[Ukraine]], they called the Slavs there "[[niggers]]", and forced entire villages to lie in pits where all of them were then shot to death. The reason why there aren't endless [[Hollywood]] films about the Nazi genocide against Slavs living in the [[Soviet Union]] is because Hollywood is controlled by Jews. And Jews are greedy bastards who don't like to share anything at all, especially genocide credentials. (Ie: if Jews weren't seen as "the main victims" of Nazi mass murder against civilian populations during WWII, they would have never been able to guilt-trip the world into getting their own free state.)

[[Purelily]] agrees.
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==Anus Mundi==

'''Auschwitz''' was like Disneyland for [[Nazis]], except the rides were better. However, unlike [[Disney|Disneyland]], the screaming wasn't from tourists on rollercoasters, but rather from dying [[Jews]], who were burned and slaughtered like our edible creatures from the great farm. Disneyland of Death.

[[At least 100 years ago]], there was a man called Oskar Schindler who [[dick| tried to save the Jews]] from the rollercoasters and carousels, but had to send some to Auschwitz to throw off the Nazis. In this way, Auschwitz was kind of like the first [[rating communities|ratings community]], except with more [[pro-ana]] members.

==God ordained the alleged Holocaust==
[[Image:AuschwitzStripper.jpg|thumb|Rare archive phtography of Auschwitz camwhores. Surprisingly, they didn't do it for money, but for the [[lulz]].]]
[[Image:Holo.jpg|thumb|Good times...]]

Did you know that [[God]] ordained the alleged Holocaust? A tremendous amount of [[Satan|Satanic]] [[propaganda]] has fooled almost everyone into thinking the [[Nazi]] alleged Holocaust against the Jews was an evil atrocity committed by sadistic lunatics. The Holy [[Bible]], however, makes it clear that the alleged Holocaust was a [[justice|divine punishment]] of rebellious sinners!

God made the terms of [[Gay|His relationship with the Jews]] perfectly clear in the sacred scriptures He inspired their holy men to write. According to Deuteronomy 28:1-3: "And if you obey the voice of the Lord your God, being careful to do all his commandments... Blessed shall you be in the city and blessed you shall be in the field. Disregard that, I suck chickens."

On the other hand, Deuteronomy 28:58-59 warns: "If you are not careful to do all the words of this law... the Lord your God will bring on you and your offspring extraordinary afflictions, afflictions severe and lasting. Disregard that, I suck cocks."

These scripture are so clear a [[loli|child]] could understand. God promises the Jews blessings for obedience, but SEVERE PUNISHMENT if they disobey!

Now the gassings, burnings, starvation and disease of the Polish death camps were not blessings on the Jews. They were not getting the blessings God promised for obedience, so it is obvious that they must have been DISOBEDIENT! And as disobedient sinners, they fully deserved the SEVERE PUNISHMENT God promised to bring upon them and their offspring!

One thing seems obvious: the Jews were clearly DISOBEDIENT to our Lord. But just what exactly did they do to deserve this Divine Punishment?

Well, that's pretty easy. Here's a short list of ways in which the Jews defied God:

#They [[Jews Did WTC|did WTC]].
#They started [[Mel Gibson|all the wars in the world]].
#They murdered [[Jesus]].
#They Jew Palestine from its [[Arab|rightful owners]].
#They control the [[media]].
#They control [[Wikipedia]], [[Wikipedia_Jews|too]].
#They spawn [[anti-lulz]] by being sad about the alleged Holocaust.
#They delete LULZy videos from [https://www.youtube.com/ JewTube].
#They gloss over the fact that they were only [[Truth|half of the exterminated population]].
#They wrote everything on this page.

From these [[fact]]s it becomes obvious that the Jews defied God in ways that are unforgivable. We must stop calling the alleged Holocaust an "atrocity" (as to do so is to blaspheme against Jesus) and start calling it what it is: '''great justice'''.

== Alleged Holocaust retrospectives ==

=== Generally, and Holiday ===
[[Image:Terror.jpg|thumb|What REALLY was going on in death camps...]]
[[Image:cocacola.jpg|thumb|Even in death camps Jews can't resist making more fucking cash.]]
[[File:Sex diary2.jpg|thumb|Shädman delivers.]]
 
[[Image:Pile-o-jews.JPG|thumb|center|400px|<center><big>'''Dresden bombing victims, who are often depicted as Jews, for holoprop reasons.'''</big></center>]]
 
[[File:Anti-semitic ghostbusters.jpg|thumb|right|JEW BUSTERS]]
The ancient Jewish holiday Hanukkah has gone on a great new twist: HANUKAUST. [[lulz]] holocaust. It's also great pasta material. For extra lulz, use during the first days of December each year:

Your uncle is a bar of soap, your cousin is a shoe,

your best friend is a candle, and you're a fucking Jew,

Your neighbors are a landfill, too bad you got away,

to open up a shitty deli and live another day

50 years later, you've still got an agenda, for world domination, but you'd better remember,

To when we had the upper hand, Der Fuhrer ruled the land,

You kikes had fun for a century or two

until the famous Auschwitz barbecue

Think of all the friends and family you lost...

Happy Hanukaust!

You claim six million, I wish it were true,

But you're a pack of lying fucking Jews,

A Holocaust memorial is built on the land where most of your relatives are buried in the sand,

In bulldozed graves to cover the pollution,

too bad you weren't part of the final solution,

Wearing long sleeves to cover your tattoo,

will never hide the fact that you're a dirty Jew,

Think of all the friends and family you lost...

Happy Hanukaust!

Light the menorah and think of the time when you sold out your neighbors for a handful of dimes,

All those filthy Jews... they must have been pissed,

They couldn't buy their way onto Schindler's list,

Think of all the friends and family you lost...

Happy Hanukaust!

=== Laughter, the best medicine ===

*Q: Why are black Jews sad?
*A: They have to sit in the back of the oven.

*Q: What did Hitler buy his Jewish niece for her birthday?
*A: an Easy Bake Oven.

*Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
*A: A pizza doesn't scream when it is put in an oven OR People get sad when you burn a pizza.

*Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
*A: About $5.95.

*Q: What's the difference between Santa and Jews?
*A: Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

*Q: What did Hitler say to Himmler when he saw him in hell?
*A: "If I had known you were coming, I would have baked you a kike"

*Q: How many Jews can you get in a Volkswagen Beetle?
*A: 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 74 in the ashtray.

*Q: What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?
*A: Jews burn longer.

*Q: Have you heard about the new German microwave?
*A: It's got 20 seats inside.

*Q: Why does the alleged Holocaust get a B?
*A: Incomplete!

*Q: How many Jews died in the alleged Holocaust?
*A: [[Truth|Not Enough!]]

*Q: Why do Jewish people smell so terrible?
*A: They're still afraid of the showers!

*Q: Why did so many Jews die in Auschwitz?
*A: The fare was free.

*Q: How do you know when Jews have moved in next door?
*A: There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline.

*Q: What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts?
*A: Boy scouts come back from their camps.

*Q: Why do Jews have big noses?
*A: Because air is free.

*Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
*A: Free pork.

*Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
*A: A Jew with a coupon.

*Q: How was copper wiring invented?
*A: 2 Jews fighting over a penny.

*Q: Why doesn't Germany have the death penalty?
*A: They already used up their quota.

*Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?
*A: A Jew dropped a quarter down a gopher hole.

So a Jew walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink, the bartender says: ''“Get the fuck out of this bar, you dirty stinking Jew bag! You are the scum of the earth, if there were no Jews the world would be a perfect place! You are nothing but evil, greedy, weak pieces of shit who deserve nothing but pain! You’re the reason I have hate in my heart, because if it were not for kykes, everything would be free and we would all live happier lives!'' (add [[Truth]] here ___________)”
The Jew says: ''“That’s racist!”''
Bartender replies: ''“No it’s not! For it to be racist, first you need to be part of a race, which you are not. I can’t believe you’re even considered a religion! You are beasts from the depths of hell, sent here to destroy the environment and brain wash us through the media. You’re nothing but maggots feeding off the decaying entities of greater creatures. You piece of shit, Get out of my BAR!!”''
Jew says: ''“You bastard, I'm going to phone my lawyer and I'm going to sue your ass to the ground! You’ll never work again in this town!”'' (in whiny Jew voice)
Bartender realizes: ''“Oh lulz! You were just kidding about being a Jew. Because if you were really were a Jew you wouldn’t have to phone a lawyer, because a real Jew would be a lawyer himself.”''
Jew says ''“Actually, I'm a doctor.”''
Bartender says ''“There you go, lying again! If you were really a doctor you would cure yourself of being a Jew.”''
Jew turns around to walk out of the bar, but then the bartender stops him half way to tell him: ''“Hey jew, you forgot something.”''
Jew says: ''“What?”''
Bartender tells him: ''“A bullet through the fucking dome!”''
Jew gets shot for the greater lulz.

=== The alleged Holocaust, remembered ===

In an intriguing twist of [[irony]], for some Jews the alleged Holocaust proved a considerable source of [[profit|pr0fit]].

Take the Pulitzer winning '''Maus''', for instance. Using storybook cartoon art styles and portraying people as animals, it is considered by many to be an [[epic]] achievement in the sequential narrative. The '''Maus''' graphic novels describe in vivid detail the trials and tribulations of a alleged Holocaust survivor -- and his son's present-day struggle with his sense of identity.

Eli Wiesel, the great Nazi hunter and death camp survivor, often teaches about how important it is to remember the alleged Holocaust, making books and speaking about the horrors of the alleged Holocaust for the standard fee of $25,000 USD, plus chauffeured limousine.

Of course, they're also largely responsible for kicking off the [[furry]] craze.

See also:
*[[Furries]]
*[[Fursecution]]

[[Image:Maus_cover.jpg|thumb|220px|A tale of [[anti-semitism]], or [[fursecution]]?]]

Elie Wiesel has made lots of [[jew gold]] by [[lying|telling]] his story to any stupid [[white people]] who will listen to him. His jew gold was eventually stolen by [[Bernie Madoff]].

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{{quote|Wata caem down, insteddda gææsh| Helen Schwartz}}

=== The alleged Holocaust, drama or opportunity? you decide ===
Besides all the whinning BS on one side and denial BS on the other, what concerns rational humans the most is why did the state took so much trouble to exterminate the Übermenschen when so many resources were needed in the east. Simple answer: under a [[USA|Corporativist government]] people can be turned into shields, pretty much like when you create and disband lots of workers to zerg rush a more powerful unit in Civ 3 (because the other versions suck). Therefore, after a slave worker died, the corpse was utilized with German efficiency and Native American tradition, to the last meschling foreskin. Bones made bottons, hair provided an excellent U-boat insulating material, skulls could be shrinked into art, and who can forget those classy human skin lamps? But what really troubles us the most, is the case against [[Cannibalism]]: Why were crematoria built to destroy perfectly good cartilage and bones, when hungry slave laborers could have produced a lot more munition with a daily dose of Birkenau BBQ and Jüdenblootwurst? Maybe if the fags at the SS had spent a little more time thinking creatively and less time fucking younger recruits, Germany could have stopped the evil Communists from taking half of Europe and Transmissible Spongiform Encephalopathy would have been discovered earlier saving millions of lives in New Guinea.

===Armenian Holocaust===
The [[Armenians]] had something similar to the Jewocaust before World War I, only instead of [[Jews]] there were Armenians, and instead of Nazis there were [[Turks]] and instead of not happening it did happen and nobody gave a fuck. Some people think the Armenians had it coming for having so much hair. The Armenian Holocaust is often overlooked because the alleged Jewish Holocaust was much huger and Jews have a far greater bitching capacity which assures nobody will ever be able to go on a ten minute kike-rant without being reminded that we're supposed to be pretending like the alleged Holocaust happened or else Iran is right and we can't have that.
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===Future alleged Holocaust plans===
[[Image:Joe lieberman dilemma.jpg|thumb|200px|Joe "Eternal Jew" Lieberman's health care trolling caused the alleged Great American Holocaust of 2010.]]
Instead of focusing on solely the Jews, The USA wants to control the minority population from overwhelming the white Aryan majority. The [[niggers]] will be first and this time, it will be fo' realz niggas.

=== The Kink Hypothesis ===
[[Some Argue]] that while the Holocaust did happen, it was nothing more than a [[Orgy|casual kink]] night held in Auschwitz gone horribly wrong. To summarize, thousands of horny Jews had gathered there with an [[Human Centipede|ambitious project in mind]], but started things off slowly with some auto-erotic asphyxiation, using [[Zyklon B|an expensive aphrodisiac]] paid for by German taxpayers. Unfortunately / Fortunately (depends on who you ask), the kike guests ignored their Nazi hosts' warnings that too much of a free thing was bad, and greedily inhaled through their giant snoozes as much of that sweet gas as their lungs could possibly hold. The [[Lulz|tragic]] results are still photoshoped to this day to hide the true, indecent circumstances behind the ordeal, as well as [[Victimhood Industry| milk the incident for all its worth in cash]].

=== How to make juise ===
Given the comforts of modern life such as ovens that take longer to break down and dumber Jews, it is a pressing concern how so many people don't know how to make a proper batch of juise. This guide is an attempt to fix it.

#[[Buy a dog|Find a Jew]].
#[[KILL IT WITH FIRE|Cremate him for shits and giggles]].
#Mix the ashes with water and sugar, or just water if you're [[fat|on a diet]].
#???
#No profit except sharing the delectable taste of juise with your family.
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== The only solution to make sure that the alleged Holocaust never happens again ==
The only solution to prevent the alleged holocaust to happen again, is to neutralize all Jews worldwide, so noone can kill them again, even themselves can't. So no more holoprop Hollywood movies will have to be made, we spare an amount of over 9,000 history lessons at school, and we will have no crying in radios and television any more. Don't forget to use axes and swords to get rid of them, in no case use gas, because only the first one is humanely accepted.

== High Score ==
 
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|6,000,000/20
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|20/20
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|20/20 ''Sid Meier's Civilization''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|20/20 ''The very mention of it raises people's blood pressure''
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|20/20 ''Most famous genocide''
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;" |Total score: 7,000,000/100 (''What, goyim? It was 7 million! How can you deny the 8 million! You are being racist and borderline terroristic by denying the 9 million!'')
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==The alleged Holocaust in a nutshell==
 
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==Arbeit Macht Gallery==
 
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Image:ADDITIONAL_OVEN.jpg|[[truth|In fact, he killed so many Jews he had trouble incinerating their corpses.]]
Image:Lol jews.png|A popular German joke.
Image:Asheffect.jpg|Preorder now!
Image:arad3.jpg|The alleged Holocaust proved popular enough to get it's own Lego series. Children, of course, [[Pedobear|loved it!!]]
Image:Tasteless.jpg|Several popular films have been made about how the [[MONGO|Nazi]] [[pwned]] the Jews. See also [[amirite|Weekend at Schindler's]]
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File:Holocaust X hate him.jpg
File:Jewish POW Tortured by SS guard.png
Image:AusAtSea.jpg|[https://www.seasteading.org/ The second camp that nobody remembers].
Image:george-bush-picture-11.jpg|"Die Juden sind schuld daran!"
Image:Moarhitler.jpg|...this page needs
File:21QHolocaust.jpg
File:6000000.jpg
File:Ovensex.jpg|Jew baited into oven before getting fucked up the ass by a race mixing nazi bigot
Image:Banksy lolcoust.jpg|Proof that Jews were treated rather well. NOTICE the fur coats.
Image:Less_Jews_for_great_justice.jpg|After hours of torture, there is nothing the Jews deserve more than a nice afternoon nap.
Image:Auschwitzdeathcamp.jpg|Auschwitz Extermination Death Camp
Image:Strasb2.jpg|WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A WOLF TAKES OVER GERMANY AND SYSTEMATICALLY KILLS THE JEWISH POPULACE?!?!? A HOWL-O-CAUST!
Image:ForLulz.jpg|It was known Hitler committed many atrocities "for the lulz". He also enjoyed golf.
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File:Jew.jpg|The proper way to deal with a jew.
Image:Kage bunshin no jewtsu.jpg
Image:Fuhrerchan.gif|How it happened.
Image:thelastjew.jpg|Genocide you later, skater.
Image:holoc.jpg|Gotta buy it!
Image:Bukva_P.jpg|Nothing special, just Jew pogroms.
Image:Arbys_macht_fries.jpg|Employees get 1/3 free meal per day.
File:Holohoaxcamps.jpg|Notice the death camps are in USSR controlled territory
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File:Muh Holocaust.png|MUH SIX GORILLION
File:Orangejews.jpg
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File:Look Inside Auschwitz.jpg
File:Citationneeded.png|Citation Needed
File:Jew sent to hospital because too ill to be exterminated.jpg|A bit more than "citation needed"
File:Eleven years without jewish whining yes please.jpg|Go ahead, we'll see you later
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==See also==
[[Image:Auschwitz_souvenir_t-shirt.jpg|thumb|225px|Although some nations and corporations responsible for the alleged Holocaust have paid reparations to survivors and their descendants, most of these reparations were in the form of free T-shirts.]]
*<big>[[Shit that never happened]]</big>
*[[Adolf Hitler]]
*[[Anne Frank]]
*[[Apartheid]]
*[[Fiction]]
*[[Final solution]]
*[[Genocide]]
*[[Germany]]
*[[Godwin's Law]]
*[[Holocaust denial]] - The best way to [[troll]] Jews.
*[[Holocaust Porn]]
*[[James von Brunn]]
*[[Jews]]
**[[Who is a Jew?|Detection of]]
**[[Jew Gallery|Examples of]]
**[[The Jews and Their Lies|Lies of]]
*[[Lara Kollab]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Nice try]]
*[[Pizza]] - Not as satisfying to put into an oven as a Jew.
*[[Poland]]
*[[Roger Waters]]
*[[The Jewish Question]]
*[[The Spanish Inquisition]]
*[[White guilt]]

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*The book [https://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/26/world/middleeast/holocaust-told-in-one-word-6-million-times.html "And Every Single One Was Someone"] consists only of the word "Jew" [[copypasta|printed 6 million times]]. (Buy [https://www.amazon.com/dp/9652295914 here])
*Alleged Holocaust 'survivor' spends 60 years lecturing about the experience, is [https://www.scribd.com/doc/315211807/Challenging-Joseph-Hirt-s-claims eventually pwned by a lone academic,] and immediately admits [https://www.timesofisrael.com/man-who-claimed-he-escaped-auschwitz-admits-story-a-lie/ he made the whole thing up]
 
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[[File:Gypsyflaghungary.gif|thumb|300px|right|Yes, this is their fucking flag. A 4-year-old's drawing of your mother's asshole against the horizon, using the most ugly fucking colors together possible.]]

HunGAYry, [[Fat|Hungry]] or in [[Moonspeak|Hungarian]], [[LOL WUT|Magyarország]], is an inbred Mongoloid enclave in Central Europe. The country's capital city is Budapest, a crime-ridden shithole full of [[AIDS|AIDS]] and hookers. It is notable for [[Fact|not being notable]].
 

<s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|The land is mainly populated by Hungarians, but there is a minority of Gypsies]]</s>. '''''Everyone''''' in Hungary is a fucking Gypsy. The offical language consists of spewing out 44 letters in two seconds and burping, making Hungarian more disgusting than [[Hebrew|Jewspeak]]. <s>Hungary also used to have Jews, but luckily [[Germany|some lulzy folks]] decided to put a [[Holocaust|stop]] to that.</s> They came back with [[Jew_Gold|Moneyz]].

Hungary is a popular tourist destination, despite having absolutely nothing of interest. Tourists in Hungary are less welcome than a [[Niggers|nigger]] at a Klan rally.

The national pastime in Hungary is getting drunk off [[Piss|Pálinka]] and committing [[Incest|incest]].

==History==

===A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY===
Scientists, scratching their heads at the root of this abomination of a nation, have debated from when and where Hungarians came. This is a pointless exercise as not even the Hungarians themselves give two shits. However, genetic and linguistic studies have shown that the Hungarians are, to the surprise of fucking no-one, related to the [[Finland|FUCKING FINNS]]. This is an insult to the Finnish nation, as they are far less inbred and only enjoy bestiality during midsummer. Because the people of Hungary are a primitive, inbred and dirty lot, they were picked on by larger, and [[Some argue|arguably]] dirtier, [[Turkey|primitives]]. This marked one of the first instances in history of apes trolling other apes. While this clusterfuck was happening, the Archduke of Austria [[rape|married]] the shit out of the Hungarian princess, effectively committing Grand Theft Nation, leaving the peoples of Hungary now the laughing stock of the globe because their princess was a dirty fucking whore. This event in history is known as the '''Double Penetration of Austria and Turkey'''. You can google that for proof.

===WW1===
Then, in 1911, WW1 broke out. Unfortunately for all soldiers involved, the general tactic was to [[Zerg Rush|Zerg rush]] the enemy at full speed, and of course resulting in [[pwned|much pwnage]]. Austria and its buttbuddies [[Hetalia|Prussia and Turkey]], ALMOST won, because they had superior tactics, firepower and infrastructure. However years of continued buttraep by [[Britain|Britain]] and the Allies eventually caused them to lose.

[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|right|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the lulz]]

[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|left|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the lulz]]

After the war the Allies decided that Austro-Hungary and Prussia were too dangerous, and cut the Empire up. Most people know about the Treaty of Versailles, which completely fucked up Germany for a while, but the Treaty of Trianon was even more lulzy. Although not permabanned from the world (A BIG FUCKING MISTAKE), Hungary lost 50% of its previous land and nobody gave two shits.
 

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Nothing interesting happened after that, besides an epic fail revolution in 1956 when [[Soviet Russia]] buttfucked Hungary and [[accidentally]] the country.
 

== Geography and Infrastructure ==

===THE CUNTRY===
[[File:hundick.jpg|thumb|200px|right|[http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 Their enormous cawks]]]
[[File:redneck3.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Nope, your family decides which one you get to marry.]]
Hungary is a boring place with boring scenery. Enjoy flat land? Go to the Alföld, a big fucking grassland. Enjoy lakes? There's only one of any importance, Lake Balaton. Apart from that, there really is nothing to see in Hungary.

Hungayrians take great pride in the Alföld, viewing it as the homeland of many [[shit|great]] poets and artists. However for the average farmer living in this boring grassland, the only fun comes in the form of [[Bestiality|Bestilolity]], as there are more sheep and cattle in Hungary than there are humans.

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===THE CAPITAL SHITTY===
The capital city, Budapest, has a population of [[Over 9000|2 million]] and consists of 90% Gypsies and 10% dead bodies. Almost everyone is related, due to the Hungarians love of incest. This city is also a tourist trap, where nightclub owners will buttrape you for small change and murder you for free, but only if you're a nigger.
Map of Budapest: https://tinyurl.com/magyarmap
 

[[File:horsesagain.jpg|thumb|200px|right|This is normal transportation, even in a supposedly "modern" capital.]]
[[File:budapesthomeless.jpg|thumb|200px|right|A standard sight in the capital.]]

'''What they (the tourist sites) want you to see...'''
* The Parliament - big house where Hungarian politicians watch gay porn on their iPads. There's a supermarket inside in case they feel like getting drunk.
* The Castle - here be rich Gypsies.
* Heroes' Square - a bunch of green statues of people sitting on horses (again)
* National Art Gallery - a small museum with shitty works of art that no Hungarians could ever afford to buy

'''And what they don't want you to see...'''
* Gypsies
* Gays
* Niggers
* Gypsy ghetto
* <s>Jews (noisy and otherwise)</s> THERE ARE NO JEWS IN HUNGARY FUCKHEAD.
* Skinheads
* Football hooligans
* Soviet era cars
* Porno 'taches
* Chinese Mafia
* [[Idiot|Gypsy Mafia]] (Also known as FIDESZ)
* Ukrainian Mafia
* Russian Mafia
* [[Israel|Jewish Mafia]]
* Hungarian Mafia (HAHAHA NO, HUNGARIANS ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR ORGANIZED CRIME!!!!!11!1!)
* [[Hobosexual|Homeless people sodomizing each other]].

{{quote|There are no crimes in Hungary, only "incidents with the locals".|The first thing told to all tourists when they arrive in Budapest}}

 

[[File:bkv.jpg|thumb|200px|right|In post-Communist Hungary, bus drives you!]]

The transportation system in Budapest is both shitty and expensive. Trains younger than 30 years old are nonexistent. The average age of a bus used by public [[holocaust|transportation]]in Budapest is more than 35 years. No matter if it's the tram, the bus or the metro, the trolley or the boat, they all have a few things in common: being old, being loud, and being [[Russia|Soviet]].

== <s>People and Culture</s> (THEY AREN'T PEOPLE AND HAVE NO CULTURE) ==

====Gypsies & Sheep====

[[File:swordgypsy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|"You'll die" - this happens when you leave gypsies alive]]
[[File:snipernazi.png|200px|thumb|right|The transformation of people when there are too many gypsies in your country]]

Hungary is a primarily Gypsy nation, and any concept of a "pure" Hungarian race disappeared long ago when the great Gypsy king MEGALOLZOR the 2nd shot his mighty load into the last full-blooded Hungarian girl. In recent years, some niggers decided to give Hungarians AIDS. However, most Hungarians have still never seen a real negro, instead learning all they need to know about the negroid race by visiting the monkey enclosure in Budapest Zoo.

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===Racial Equality===

Racism in Hungary is alive and well. In fact, it is legal to kill a black man at night, so long as you pay the cops [[At least 100|a couple]] forints and let them gangrape your wife and daughter (being Hungary, it is mandatory for you to join in). White tourists will still find themselves becoming victims of Hungarian racism, for looking too much like a nigger or too much like a German or whatever. Basically Hungary is the only European country where a black man can't get laid with anyone just by being black.

[[File:HungaryLynching.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Circa 2009 with fun camera filters to emphasize skin color differences]]

===[[Shit|Food]] And [[Cum|Drink]]===

Hungarian "food" looks like a corpse ate shitty Italian food and then puked it up before ejaculating onto it.
 

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'''OH NOM NOM'''
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File:goulash.jpg|Good Hungarian pasta
File:krumplisteszta.jpg|Another good Hungarian pasta
File:rantotta.jpg|Mixture of shit
File:spenot.jpg|YUMMY
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===WIMINZ===

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[[File:hothungirl1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Evidence]]
[[File:Oldhungarianlady.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Warning: Although it's true that Hungarian pussy is tight and sweet, they age ''fast as holy motherfucking christ'' and look like this at age 30.]]

Hungarian girls are generally very hot. This is pretty much the only thing they have going for them.
The reason Hungarians girls don't abandon this shitty country is because the average Hungarian man has a penis length of 16.51 centimeters(6.5 inches for you Americunts). This confirms that [http://x-art.com/models/leila/ all Hungarian girls are superficial sluts].
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===CLUBBING===

Hungary is also (in)famous for its nightlife. It is great...if you're Hungarian. Tourists will find themselves being ripped off and possibly held hostage for no reason other than because they're not natives. A lot of tourists think it is fun to enter the first club they see, usually one with hot women standing outside. [[Fact|They are often robbed, killed or their valuables are stolen]]. Drugs and other dark business is an every day occurrence in Hungarian clubs and more people go to the toilet in a Hungarian nightclub to take drugs than to piss. Missing persons who are later found dead or never found again after being around nightclubs are common.
 

{{quote|Waking up in the middle of Detroit with a T-shirt that says 'death to niggers' and jumping in Budapest's nightlife as a tourist without knowing how to roll around ends pretty much the same way.|unknown author}}
 

[http://www.budapest-tourist-guide.com/budapest-nightclub-reviews.html Original link and more reviews]
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===TÉVÉZZÉÉÉÉÉ===

Hungary also has one of the most [[lulz|lulziest]] and [[Retarded|peculiar]] world of media ever, especially on television.

Most Hungarians (especially people above 30, which the country has too fucking much of) love [[Brainwash|baking their brains out]] by watching the shittiest, most retarded shows on television ever.

They also have a huge bunch of [[Lie|wonderful, nice, polite, and loveable]] celebrities which fucktarded Hungarians (all of them) love to idolize, including and not limited to [[Idiot|showmans]], [[Wigger|rappers]], and [[Faggot|reality show stars]].

Also to note, a lot of famous Hungarian shows are ripped-off from other countries:
*Barátok Közt (1998-present): Cheap and shitty weekday evening soap opera - Ripped-off from UK soap opera [[Londonistan|Eastenders]] (1985-present).

*ValóVilág (2002-2004, 2010-present): Retarded reality show filled with [[Slut|sluts]], [[Douchebag|muscular gypsy douchebags]], and [[Stupid|dumb braindead fucks]] - Ripped-off from equally shitty reality show [[Big Brother]] (2000-present). (Funnily enough, the recent installments of the series call it ValóVilág - powered by Big Brother)

*Éjjel-Nappal Budapest (2013-present): Similar to ValóVilág, but instead of a reality show it's a weekday "drama" about a similar bunch of retarded sluts and similar bunch of douchebags living together in a "trendy" apartment, with every episode including atleast one of them arguing with their [[fuck-buddy|loved one]] about typical [[faggotry]] like their sex life and parties. Favorite amongst idiotic gypsy teens who are already fucking, and smoking [[cigarettes|cigs]] at 14 - Ripped-off from similar [[German]] show ''Berlin – Tag & Nacht'' (2011-present).

*Győzike Show (2005-2008): Another reality show about gypsy-fuck celebrity [[Who?|Győző Gáspár's]] shitty family, showing their '''TOTALLY REAL''' daily life and [[autism|lulzy actions]] - Ripped-off from similar celebrity daily life show ''The Osbournes'' (2002-2005).

Some of the most [[shitty|notable]] [[cancer|TV channels]] from Hungary include:

*Magyar Televízió - The public TV owned by the gypsy maffia, known for constantly faking news and talking shit about [[George Soros|Soros]] even though [http://www.debrecensun.hu/national/2018/04/02/30-years-ago-viktor-orban-applied-for-soros-scholarship/ Orbán applied for Soros scholarship back in the 80's, and were fuck-buddies for a long time.]

*RTL KLUB{{jew}} - Local version of german brainwash channel owned by the jews of Bertelsmann. The 4 shows mentioned above air on RTL and it's retarded sister channels.

*TV2 - Formerly owned by German jews ProSieben, now owned by Orbán's gypsy maffia friends, also known for ripping-off shows from RTL and always [[Fail|failing]] tremendously.

*Budapest Európa TV - Probably the most autistic and lulziest of all the channels, former and current home of a bunch of ugly [[Autogynephilia|trannies]], [[gay|faggots]], and [[Aspergers|spergs]].

*ATV - Idiotic political cesspool owned by the kike faggots at the [[Fundamentalist|Hungarian Faith Church]]{{jew}}.

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;Mentally retarded cunt is way too happy to stay in an equally mentally retarded reality show, which is the aforementioned ValóVilág.
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== Politics and the State ==

==== POLITICS ====
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[[File:gyurcsany.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Hungarian ex-prime minister Ferenc Gyurcsány (2006-2010)]]

As you can see democracy is very new for Hungary. Democracy for Hungarian politicians means that they are free to lie and talk shit to get the votes and then change tax regulations in their favor. Hungarian prime ministers, presidents and all politicians are absolutely retarded, uneducated and know nothing about how economics works. This seems to be some kind of unwritten law that only true faggots accept. No wonder they're in the Parliament. A few pictures of Hungarian prime ministers will explain. [[No|Hungarian politicians are also famous for their love towards their country]]. For example an ex-Hungarian prime minister showed his love towards his country by calling it "a fucking shitty country". Afterwards he admitted he [[accidentally|accidentally the country up]] and he also added "shit" and "fuck life".

===[[Fuck The Police|FASZ A RENDŐRSÉG!!!11!1!]]===
[[File:orban.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Current Hungarian Gypsy Prime Minister Viktor Orbán (2010-)]]
Hungarian police have all of the corruption of Russian police with all the casual nigger-hating racism of American cops. There's scientific proof that an average adult male chimpanzee solves complex tasks faster and better than a Hungarian cop. And the law shows this high level of intelligence. Example: In Hungary if you drive through a red light whilst using your phone and not having your seatbelt on, you're looking at two years. And if you drive through the red light three times in two years, you are going to prison for life. Enjoy your time, [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion|criminal scum]].
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== Hungarians outside of Hungary ==
Even though this is quite obvious, some Hungarians migrated to western nations to either A: get away from their shithole entirely or B: get away from their shithole for a vacation, and there's C: moving (or being born) in one of Hungary's bordering nations, one of them being Romania.

Whilst being a [[Shithole|paradise]] to many (and mainly) gypsy's, some parts have generally Hungarians, of which they call themselves, "Szeklers", they have an estimated population of about 500,000.

They can be found in Harghita, Mureș and most importantly, Covasna, where it's either history, culture and nature or a post-commie mess with little to no standards, and trust me, I am a native of this county, they make up 70% of this small land and yet Brasov has more tourist then they do.

They were targets of "[[Lulz|Romanianization]]" during the Treaty of Trianon and in between both world wars, if no one cared anyway.

They have their own [[political partyDemocratic Alliance of Hungarians in Romania|political party]], and always chimp out about "Szekler independence", even though this will lead to many problems including but not limited to:
* Being forced to learn and speak Hungarian.
* Not having aid, electricity and whatnot (even doe they can get it from the [[Romania |outside world]])
*Not having a legitimate currency, the forint doesn't count.
[[File:SzeklerFlag.png|thumb|right|The Szekler flag....]]
[[File:Iraq04proposed.gif|thumb|right|...And Iraq's proposed flag from 2004, look familiar?]]

== Trolling Hungarians ==

* Ask them where they are from, then when they reply tell them: "Oh I'm hungry too, let's get something to eat!"
* Tell them that they are Gypsies.
* Tell them Imre Nagy is sucking cocks in Hell.
* Ask if Mr Biro stole his idea for the ballpoint pen from a donkey.
* Call them Mongoloids.
* Say Trianon was the best thing to happen to Hungary in history, or that Slovakia and Romania have rightfully earned their independence.
* Tell them anything in English, they won't fucking understand a word anyway.
* If on teh internet, troll them by telling them you are a nigger who has fucked many Hungarian wimminz and impregnated them all with your african [[Cum|seed]]. FUN FACT! This also works on [[Estonia|Estonians]], [[Finland|Finns]], and [[Russia|Ruskies]], or any other race who value their hawt bitches over life itself. DO NOT ATTEMPT IRL as this will result in being permab& from existence.
*When they try and speak to you in Hungarian, reply with "Sorry, no hablo español por favor"
* Remind them that [[Romania]] has a lower [[incest]] and first-cousin marriage rate than Hungary.

== THE PRIDE OF HUNGARY! ==
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File:meanwhilebudapest1.jpg|Typical morning of a workday in Budapest
File:meanwhilebudapest2.jpg|Shitting in the water has never been so much fun
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File:meanwhilebudapest4.jpg|Average Budapest habitant
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File:meanwhilebudapest5.jpg|Another average Budapest habitant
File:meanwhilebudapest6.jpg|Hungarians are more busy trolling than paying attention to their country, that's why it's so shitty
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File:meanwhilebudapest8.jpg|People in Budapest are all gay
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== See also ==
* [[Idiots]]
* [[Gypsies]]
* [[Austria]]
* [[Europe]]
* [[Nazi]]
* [[Turkey]]
* [[Turulchan]]

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{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured article]] July 21 & 22, [[2014]]|[[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17]]|Hungary|[[Stephen Fry]]}}

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== Summary ==
Original Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUdb1GRAy4M

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2024-07-03T04:48:21Z

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{{ib|<big>'''People's Republic of Kekistan'''</big> }}
{{ibrow|National Flag|[[File:kekflag.png|150px]]}}
{{ibrow|National Emblem|[[File:Kekemblem.jpg|125px]]}}
{{ibrow|National Motto|"Cuck!"}}
{{ibrow|National Words|"Semper Veritas Rana!" ("The truth is always the frog!")}}
{{ibrow|National Anthem|{{ytlink|2uRLJZxINAQ|Shadilay}}}}
{{ibrow|Capital|Kék, Hungary}}
{{ibrow|Demonym|Kekistani}}
{{ibrow|Currency|Keks (ƙ)}}
{{ibrow|Chief export|[[Alt-right|Alt-right politics]]}}
{{ibrow|Country code|KEK}}
{{ibrow|Official site|[http://kekrepublic.com kekrepublic.com]}}
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[[File:BegoneNormies.jpg|thumb|Ancient Kekistani art.]]

<big>'''The Chronicles of Kekistan: ''The Frog, the Snek and the Water Filter'''''</big> 

Kekistan, officially The People's Republic of Kekistan, or [[Herman Cain|keki-keki-keki-keki-stan-stan]], is a [[israel|fictitious country]] that known [[Alt-Lite]] E-Celebrity [[Sargon|Sargon of Cuckad]] and his league of 12 year old fart sniffing minions tried to form. They adopted 8chan's successful cult of Kek into their own deformed cripple version of IQ 80 humor and try-hard 2004 memes. The same losers that brought you Gamergate (only to hilariously get btfo'd by SJW's at it) are now back trying to retroactively ride the coattails of 8chan's movement. These social outcasts were spending their lunch [[period]]s stuffed inside of their own lockers. When they finally got out into the safe embrace of their parents basement they went to their favorite [[4chan|containment board]], to ARP (like [[LARP|larp]]ing but without being outside) themselves into this magical place, [[Hugbox|free from mean bullies and facts]]. So now these useless second grade shitposters have a place to dream about, where they (like now) are free to sit in their underpants all day, doing nothing but shitting out hollow shells of OC that was turned so harmless and mass appealing that the mere joke lies only in the absurdity of its existence. The people behind this make-believe country are so delusional, that they think they defeated [[Jeb Bush]] and helped take down [[Hillary Clinton]] by sitting on [[reddit|/r/The_Donald]] and talking about how fucking based and woke jews, niggers, and faggots are. They even named it [[The Great Meme War of 2016]]. They literally think their inane postings of de-clawed politically correct low energy memes had any influences on the elections, when we all know [[pol|the man behind the curtain]].
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== History ==
{{spoilers|this is [[Sargon of Akkad]] fanfic}}
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In AD 420, the Kekistani people were heavily persecuted by Shapur I of the Sassanid Empire, who crushed a Kekistani liberation movement, exterminating 7/11ths of the population in what is known to historians as the Kekistani Genocide.
The Kekistani fled to Kekstantinople, where Justinian I gave them sanctuary and allowed them to practice their religion of peace. The Kekistanis became humble, yet prosperous, farmers, often producing a bountiful yield of memes out of barren soil. Other Kekistani people fled to (((Our Greatest Ally))) where they stayed for years till the Romans exiled the Kekistani people from (((Our Greatest Ally))), these Kekistani people fled across Africa and the Middle East.

In The Late 1980s After The Great kek fraud The USSR Invaded the great Land Of Kekistan.They Seized our Memes and Introduced The Soviet Kekistani.This only lasted until the fantastic autistic Screeching of 1993.

In 2016, the prophet [[Alex Jones]] uncovered the plot to further oppress the Kekistani people by the global elites. He dubbed it the "Gay Bomb", tasked with turning the Kekistani citizens homosexual; as such, if the Kekistani are all homosexuals they can no longer reproduce, thus, ensuring the termination of the Kekistani people. Fortunately, Alex Jones has broken the conditioning and the Kekistani people were able to escape such ill-willed fate.
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<big>What kekfags actually believe</big>
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[[File:Mr Toad In Jail.jpg|thumb|Where all Kekistanis belong]]
What really happened is that shortly after Trump cheated his way to the throne, 4chan rejects and reddit leftovers, started to put on their big boy pants and going into the big world to spread outdated memes, so they could pull a fast one on the normies, their mortal enemies. Imagine not caring about a green frog. What fags, amirite? Bet they even get laid and have a girlfriend.
In January of {{hover|Current Year+ 2|2017}} these obese shitposters went on to spread memes on ((((((((((((Shia Labeouf))))))))))))'s [[He Will Not Divide Us]] ridiculous art-project, and making a mockery out of methed-out washed-up actor was somehow a big enough accomplishment for them to start their own country. They have spent so much time inside that they conjured up insane coincidences that are more than likely to happen. 
They think it is a sign of so-called meme magick that [[Alex Jones]] has been outraged about drugs turning frogs gay. It has nothing to do with Alex Jones being a complete crackpot. And the drug having an effect on a lot of species:
{{quote|We found little evidence that atrazine consistently caused direct mortality of fish or amphibians, but we found evidence that it can have indirect and sublethal effects. The relationship between atrazine concentration and timing of amphibian metamorphosis was regularly nonmonotonic, indicating that atrazine can both accelerate and delay metamorphosis. Atrazine reduced size at or near metamorphosis in 15 of 17 studies and 14 of 14 species. Atrazine elevated amphibian and fish activity in 12 of 13 studies, reduced antipredator behaviors in 6 of 7 studies, and reduced olfactory abilities for fish but not for amphibians. Atrazine was associated with a reduction in 33 of 43 immune function end points and with an increase in 13 of 16 infection end points. Atrazine altered at least one aspect of gonadal morphology in 7 of 10 studies and consistently affected gonadal function, altering spermatogenesis in 2 of 2 studies and sex hormone concentrations in 6 of 7 studies. Atrazine did not affect vitellogenin in 5 studies and increased aromatase in only 1 of 6 studies. Effects of atrazine on fish and amphibian reproductive success, sex ratios, gene frequencies, populations, and communities remain uncertain.|{{archive|HPRGm|A Qualitative Meta-Analysis Reveals Consistent Effects of Atrazine on Freshwater Fish and Amphibians}}}}

{{quote|While morphologic changes found in studies of atrazine-exposed vertebrates are of concern, functional impairments are likely of greatest importance. In fact, male salmon (Salmo salar) exposed to atrazine showed decreased androgen levels, decreased mating behavior, and decreased milt production. Nearly identical reproductive impairments were observed in amphibians (decreased androgens, decreased mating behavior and decreased fertility). Similarly, atrazine induced poor reproductive performance in rodents and resulted in as much as a 50% decrease in epididymal sperm number and decreased sperm motility. Low fertility, low sperm count, and poor semen quality were also associated with atrazine exposure (as measured by atrazine metabolites in the urine) in humans living in agricultural areas where atrazine was widely used. Furthermore, atrazine is also associated with follicular atresia in females of two species of fish, limiting the reproductive potential of females as well.|{{archive|oAY8N|Demasculinization and feminization of male gonads by atrazine: Consistent effects across vertebrate classes}}}}
<big>So it is not just frogs, you idiotic shits.</big> 
They continue to draw wild coincidences from thin air, because an Italian band had the name of P.E.P.E. What are the odds? Thank fuck no other bands are named pepe, like for instance {{wikilink|Pepe_Deluxé|Pepe Deluxé}} or the leadsinger of Hatesphere called Peter 'Pepe' Lyse Hansen. 
The band called P.E.P.E. would probably be enough to make their small dicks hard, but the Italian band made one song, called Shadilay, that happened to be released by Magic Sound, who had a frog as a logo. Too bad they used this frog on another band as well, making it less of a coincidence and more of an inevitability. 
[[File:Magic Sound - Babababo.jpg|600px|link=|center]] 
With all this evidence of PEPE the frog being a god-send, the Kekistan retards decided to make the Italian song their national theme, because they can't write a song on their own, as that would require talent.
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== Religion ==

Kekistan has a long history dating back to the founding of civilization in the Middle East as the first person to make an ironic joke in an ancient Mesopotamian city was the first of the Kekistani, he left with his frogs to found the great nation of Kekistan. Kekistanis have long revered the frog as they believe Pepe the frog is a prophet of their deity Kek. Kek is the deification of the concept of primordial darkness in the Ancient [[Egypt]]ian Ogdoad cosmogony. Among it's achievement, Kekistan is the only country with a 100% autism among it's population, and the only countries that is entirely based indoors.

Kekistan's main religion is mental retardation and every single member of their country embraces it. Their religion a strong facet of their culture and was the main drive to form the country.

As their only connection to the outside world is 8chan and youtube, kekistaners are naturally inclined to seek out the most retarded persons in there and venerate them, as such [[Sargon of Akkad]] became their most venerated deity. Sargon of Akkad is the main deity of their religion, he is the supreme god of the alt-right. Sargon has reached his deity status by submitting 100s of youtube videos from his shitty little apartment and reaching an impressive level of autism. The only deity that matches Sargon in autism is [[Mr Metokur]], a recently formed deity that only reached autism level after declaring himself a whore on youtube, reaching sargon's level of autism.

Each kekistanese engages in a daily prayer ritual every day. The prayer involves praying to a shrine, usually to a laptop, by sitting in the same spot for 8 hours straight, surrounded by a cheap alternative for cheetoes and mountain dew. These rituals have the purpose to venerate and please their deities, as well as isolate the kekistanese from the outside world and make their parents despise them even more each second.

== The Free Kekistan Movement ==

The Free Kekistan movement is an international effort by the scattered Kekistani people to have their historic and contemporary struggles recognized by the world at large, especially by the UN and by the Kekistani Genocide denying [[The Young Turks|Cenk Uygur]].

{{hashtag|FreeKekistan}}

== Utter failure at humor ==

Since we're talking youtube levels of unfunny there's not much to expect. Sargon being a British Atheist and ex-Gamergate sperg is about as funny as a mouldy, crusty cum sock with poisonous mushrooms growing on it. Being careful never to go after a target that isn't currently en-vouge to ridicule, he has been an eternal me-too hindsight gaslighter who tries to act like his often hour long self monologues actually achieve anything other than swelling his own ego. Considering that, his fans are as expected even worse and pride themselves on shoddy edits ripped from [[8chan|you know where]].

{{collapsegallery|Witness the irony|klkgallery|center|
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File:We_wuz_jews.png|Oy vey we wuz jews!
File:Stealing_memes_is_hard.png|Wait, we're not jews? Shoddy editing of OC
File:Dubs_forsake_sargon.png|The dubs are not on their side
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=5>
</gallery>}}

== External links ==

*[http://kekrepublic.com kekrepublic.com The official website for the Republic of Kekistan]
*{{twitter|RepublicOfKek|The official Kekistan Twitter account}}
*{{ytlink|2YgZnkWtbbQ|National Anthem of Kekistan}}
*{{wordpress|pepethefrogfaith}}
*{{kym|memes/kekistan Kekistan}}
*{{archive|Jnfro|Wikipedia article}} before censorship
*[https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/05/08/what-kek-explaining-alt-right-deity-behind-their-meme-magic Southern Poverty Law Center proves that Kekistan is an alt-right circlejerk]

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== Summary ==
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Israel

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Isræl}}
{{spoiler|isræl is [https://www.timesofisrael.com/raped-abused-exploited-ukrainian-women-seeking-refuge-in-israel-find-no-haven/ officially a rape haven] and [https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/ pedophile's paradise], Jew pedos are [https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pedophiles-seeking-sanctuary-in-israel-one-way-parents-can-protect-kids/ escaping justice by getting into Isræl with automatic immunity], and they '''{{archive|IZbcO|named a kindergarten}}''' in honor of [[Greville Janner]]{{Jew}}. because of those, all Zionists are [[rape]] and [[Pedophile]] apologists}}
 
<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px;" class="notice metadata" id="dispute">This country is a '''WARZONE''' — There are profound lulz to be had, if anyone survives to report it. Fingers crossed for further drama.</div>
 
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<big>Middle East Peace?</big>
With Isræl, you fail!</div>|2=Jewsyoulose.jpg|3=100px|4=#FF0000|5=275px|6=0px|7=2px solid Black|8=0px}}
 
{{ib|<big>'''[[gas|State]] of Israel'''</big> מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל‎ (Hebrew) सनातनी इज़राइल (Hindi) دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل (Arabic) }}
[[Image:Israel flag.gif|220px|center]]
{{ibrow|'''Anthem'''|<s>''Hava Nagila''</s> ''Hatikvah'' ("The [[Barack Obama|Hope]]")}}
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>Halakka-ruled Theocracy</s> [[Secular]] [[Israeli apartheid|Apartheid]] "[[Democracy]]"}}
{{ibrow|'''Capital'''|Tel Aviv (de facto) Jerusalem (claimed)}}
{{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|May 14, 1948}}
{{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Isaac Herzog{{Jew}} (President) Benjamin Netanyahu{{Jew}} (Prime Minister)}}
{{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Jews{{Jew}} (Askhenazim, Serphadim, Mizrahim, Beta Israeli, etc) '''Minority''': Arabs [[Gentiles]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|Israeli [[Shekel]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]] (culturally only, as most of them are actually [[closeted]] [[Atheist]]s) [[Islam]] [[Christianity]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|9 Million}}
{{ibend}}
[[File:AjE0Dd0 700bwp.png|thumb|Borders for me, but not for thee.]]
[[Image:Israel-ISIS-flag.png|thumb|right|220px|The [[False flag|unofficial flag]] of Israel. {{wayback|http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/isis_--_the_new_israel_20141214|20141224182510}} ]]
[[Image:Eretz Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px| How it got erected.]]

'''The Kike Reich Zionist Apartheid State of Isræl''' (Hebrew: '''ישראל''' Arabic: <s>'''[[Palestine|فلسطين]]'''</s> Hindi: '''इजराइल'''), also known as '''{{archive|RPf3M|The Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem}}''' is [[USA]]'s 51st state with illegal capital in occupied Jerusalem as well an illegal settlement of [[oxymoron|Godless Jews]] in the south of the levant. It was founded after [[WW2]] by Kikes who felt religiously compelled to part the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, [[WIN|create a house of slaves for indigenous people]], and one-up [[Hitler]]. They are waiting for the 4 million Palestinians to reproduce like bunnies because they don't want to be [[High score|second place]] in genocide.

As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's ([[irony|who they don't believe in]]) will that [[USI|they have a Promised Land]], and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place! It's currently a land ruled by [[fascist]] assholes like {{ytlink|0jHV6CLYyf8|Bibi Netanyahu}} whose {{ytlink|hyHsO6WTJeE|numba 1 priority is killing babies}}, bombing hospitals (see also: [[9/11|motherfucking war crimes]]), {{ytlink|hA4wX2M_W4U|persecuting Jews who insist Christ has not yet come}} and nuking the shit out of Iran. Ironically, Israel is the most anti-Semitic state in the world, with 95% of non-Jewish Semites viewing Israel as the biggest threat to their security. '''{{archive|4vdzf}}'''

The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbours, engaging in such [[anti-lulz]] as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers. [[Some argue]] this occurred as a result of decades of mass [[fapping]] to [[Holocaust Porn]], causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor Palestinian and Lebanese neighbors.

When Israel comes under criticism for atrocities against Palestinians, they are quick to invoke the atrocities of Hitler as protection. Yes, Israelis are so fucked up they bow to Hitler for protection while they kill Palestinian children. They claim that the Messiah has not come but secretly believe in Hitler the Christ, through whom, along with washing in the blood of a Palestinian baby, all our sins are forgiven. All you have to do is accept Hitler as your personal savior.

Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down intifada'' riots. Due to the fact that [[Slurpee]] machines require two hands to operate properly, no [[7-11]] stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.

However, enterprising Jewish businessmen funded the production of machines capable of turning [[Palestine|Palestinian]] babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the world's money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as [[Jew gold]].

Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh Terrorists with their bulldozers.

Favorite pastimes include: World Domination, {{ytlink|buhpHTGAlTE|Ethnic Cleansing}} and {{ytlink|sIWvcBzbqVc|Long Walks on the Beach}}.

==History==
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|{{{text|Want to know something surprising about Israel's foreign policy? See: [[Anti-semitism]]}}} 
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[[File:Finally peace in the Midle East.jpg|thumb|right|220px|When will there be peace?]]
When the Allies advanced towards Berlin in the late 1944, they discovered the horrifying truth of Hitler's pet project in the German extermination camps. Millions of Jews, suffering from diseases, barely walking from hunger and malnutrition, humiliated beyond human by their torturers, but and here comes the horrifying part: still alive, poured out of gates of Auschwitz, Birkenau and other places. Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.

Fortunately, the [[Nazis]] had some allies that were still not defeated, and too retarded to pose any military threat to the "civilized" world: the [[Arabs]]. So most of the Jews were sent to [[Palestine]], and the Western World hoped that four hundred million of these [[dune coons]] would quickly push four hundred thousand Jews into the sea once the [[British]] left the area.

Unfortunately, the stupidity of the Arabs was severely underestimated, resulting in a human-centipede-like chain of [[epic fail]], like in 1967 when Syria, Jordan and Egypt attacked Israel simultaneously and were defeated in six days. The result was establishment and expansion of a Jew state for the first time in [[At least 100|at least 100]] years. Thus, in solving the Jew problem, we are basically back to square one.

The premature decision to invade [[Germany]], and subsequent underestimation of how retarded Arabs were, made Roosevelt die from guilt, and ruined Churchill's career after the war. Stalin managed to avoid the blame until after his death. [[Some argue]] that the Cold War was a direct result of Western Allies and the Soviet Union blaming each other for not fully actualizing the Final Solution. This strife naturally fueled the rebirth of the Jewish economic conspiracy.

===Current Events===
[[File:Israeli diaper unit.jpg|thumb|right|220px|IDF's secret weapon.]]
*President Netanyahore is talking about hemorrhoidic clear red lines he got during NAM in [[Iran]].
*Recently, Israel has been trying to provide Jewenstine, the mascot and [[god]] of the Heebs, with some more Lebensraum in the Lebanon. Much pwnage has occurred.
*[[Last Thursday]], Israel waged war on Lebanon's international airport, causing major delays.
*For [[at least 100 years]], organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah have been blowing themselves up because they are [[attention whores]].
*Jews did Beirut as performance art to protest Holocaust denial -and [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|for the lulz]]- after they fell hard for the classic Hezbollah [[troll]] of kidnapping IDF soldier boys.
*Israel is performing a [[Gaza War]] with the Hamas Rulers.
*They're gonna attack Iran and start WW3. This time the lollercaust will be Nuclear.
*Palestine was about to [[buttrape]] the filthy kikes, but ran of lube and called a cease-fire instead.
*HOLY FUCKING SHIT-SMEARED DICKNUGGETS THEY THREATENED MILITARY ACTION AGAINST RUSSIA
*Beware the Sheeny Curse.
*Recently, there is a crow that takes down the Israel flag, signifying the sooner demise of the Kike state.

== Military policy ==
<center>{{frame|{{quote|The anti-Semites will become our most dependable friends, the anti-Semitic countries our allies.|{{archive|ERS9T|Zionist Theodor Herzl}}}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center> 
[[File:fight_israel_die.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Israel's official military policy]]
Although killing Arab [[Muslims]] is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.

Unlike Zionist conspirators in Europe, U.S.A., everywhere - the Israelis are obliged to show extreme force at any given chance as mentioned above. Whether this is because ghettos used to oppress rat-folk are their natural habitat or that they are just so comfortable with the whole world behind their back is a matter of debate. What is known however is that this lulzy fagnocide will go on forever or until the Arab species are extinct along with the state of Israel and everyone will go home and have a good hearty laugh about it. If nukular lolocaust fails however see [[Catnarok]].

And the best part? [https://jonathanturley.org/2015/07/25/concession-or-coincidence-pollard-reportedly-to-be-released-in-aftermath-of-iran-deal/#more-92168 No country spies on the U.S. more than Israel. When a diplomatic thaw with Iran was arranged in 2015, it was reported that convicted spy Jonathan Pollard was being released -- in an attempt to placate Israel. Pollard had supposedly taken tens of thousands of classified U.S. documents and passed them over to heebland.]
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===The Mossad===
[[Image:mossad001.png|100px|left]]
What most of the world might describe as the [[Nazi|SS]] because they serve as Israel's stormtroopers and pretty much don't give a flying fuck when it comes to Human Rights.
They are Israel's attempt at a super secret spy agency like America's CIA or The Russian KGB but because they are notorious for not doing [[retard|their job well]] there are countless stories all over the internet about their Human Rights Violations.
They really came to prominance and made a name for themselves in the [[hippy|1960's]] when they were sneaking into foreign countries like [[Argentina]], [[Brazil]] and [[Chile]] to kidnap people that were accused of being Nazis and drop them off in Israeli Courts to defend their lives from charges that always ended in a death penalty.
It should be known that Israel was going on pictures that were over 20 years old and people's testimonies to convict these people, not hard science like genetics. Needing to sway [[idiot|popular opinion]], propoganda like THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL was published and made into films.

== The other [[Wikipedia Jews]] ==
Following the example of [[JIDF]], [[GIYUS]], and [[Megaphone Desktop Tool|Megaphone]], filthy Semites are immigrating en masse to [[Wikipedia]] in order to sway discussion and wikitruth to their favor. It comes as a surprise to absolutely no one that Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can subvert, has become the world's foremost Zionist shill.

<center>{{frame|<youtube>7dGJDJoeAok</youtube>
<center>'''Jewish Internet Defense Force and how to edit Wikipedia'''</center>
<center>|border=gold|background=gold}}</center>

===TOW and Israel's secret weapon===
[[File:Jimmy savile in israel.jpg|220px|left|thumb|Read all about it]]
Fittingly for the world's most evil nation, the Jew Government '''{{archive|kaCTf|enjoyed cordial relations with the world's most evil man}}''', the Elvis Presley of kidfuckery and corpsefiddling, [[Jimmy Savile]].

However, the Jews of the Jew Wikipedia have been busy at their Jew business, '''{{archive|VzXuA|Jewing the entry on Israel of all references to Savile}}''' and therefore leading unsuspecting readers away from the unpalatable truth that the Jew Government played host to the stellar-scale sex offender.

Whether or not Savile took part in Jew rituals involving drinking the blood of sacrificed Christian babies remains unknown, but it's not unlikely given their Jew foulness and in any case, Savile would certainly have relished the opportunity to have [[Necrophilia|a fresh child corpse at his disposal]]. No doubt the Jews laughed and rubbed their sickly, greasy hands together as they watched.

[[Some argue|It is almost certain]] that the Jews' appalling record of managing to kill Arab children with their high-precision missiles provides further playthings for the late Savile's international paedo-ring.

==Bibi Jugend==
The Bibi Jugend (see [[Hitler Youth]]) are an increasingly prevalent menace to free speech in this [[fascist]] fgtland called Israel.

 <center>{{frame|{{quote|The people again chose a government that is based on intimidating people. They selected a racist that, on election day, told the media the Arabs are flocking to the polls like mice. What would you say if in Germany people said the Jews are flocking to the polls like mice?|[https://www.timesofisrael.com/yonatan-geffen-assaulted-at-netanya-home/ Geffen speaks da truth as is beaten for it.]}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center> 

== Hans Herzl, Son of Theodor Herzl, was a closeted Muslim ==
 
<center>{{frame|{{quote|I cannot be a member of a synagogue. It denies the messiahship of Jesus which to me is an indisputable historical fact. I cannot adhere to any Christian church since I do not hold that Jesus was God.|uncircumcised Hans Herzl was a Muslim}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center>
 
<center>[https://quran.com/5?startingVerse=116][https://www.jta.org/archive/hans-herzl-son-of-theodor-herzl-commits-suicide-after-funeral-of-sister-paulina]</center>
 
==Israel and flame wars==
[[File:Yitzhak rabin assassination - the final solution.png|right|thumb|230px|Being on Israel's side doesn't always help]]
If you get involved in a [[flame war]] relating to the Israeli-Palestine conflict and want some Zionists on your side, consider inviting the following people.

*[[Baruch Goldstein]]
*[[Breitbart]]
*[[Doc neuro]]
*[[Greville Janner]]
*[[Hitler]]
*[[Jesus]]
*[[Jimmy Savile]]
*[[Eminem]]
*[[Quasidan]]
*[[World War III]]
*Tell them how in 2018 Israel became a Jewish only state.

== Israel Becomes A Jewish-Only State ==

[[File:Obama and Netanyahu.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Obama knew who was buttering his bread]]

Deciding their best course of action was to piss off moderate and [[Leftard|Libtarded]] [[Jew|Jewish]] people while further igniting racial tensions with Palestinians and giving Anti-Semites such as [[Storm Front]] fodder to argue that Israel is the new [[Germany]], White race and [[Aryan|Nazi Power]], Israel has officially passed a law that declares itself ''"[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/19/world/middleeast/israel-law-jews-arabic.html The Nation state of the Israeli Jewish]"''

Looking to feed the fires of propaganda against them, this new law omits any mention of democracy or the principle of equality, in what critics called a betrayal of Israel’s 1948 Declaration of Independence, which ensured “complete equality of social and political rights for all its inhabitants” no matter their religion, race or sex.

For a people that works better in the recesses of the dark, pulling the strings to build and destroy nations this law makes it too obvious the goals of [[G-D]]'s one, true master race.

== How To Troll Israelis/Zionists ==

[[File:Trump and israel d.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Trump:Israel, we've got your back and won't forget the reach around</center>]]

[[File:Biden and israel 234.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Biden: I don't see anything in the Bible about Muslims. Israel should remain a Muslim free state.</center>]]

*Deny the [[Holocaust]].
*Call their country [[Palestine]].
*Remind them how a bunch of [[Arabs]] from Lebanon pwned and defeated their [[Shit|world class]] military in a month.
*Call Israel an [[fact|illegitimate state]].
*Ask them why they believe Israel is a "God-promised land", despite the fact that most of the countries founders were [[Atheists]].
*Call Benjamin Netanyahu a war criminal.
*Tell them that Israel would be nothing and would be unable to sustain itself without constant funding from daddy [[US]].
*Because the fact that the country have becomes a rapists and pedophiles haven, call them rapist and pedophile apologists.
*Tell them that Israel has no right to exist.
*When they accuse [[Muslims]] of doing [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]], question them about Hasbara, which is just similar as Taqiyyah, proving how they are deceitful too, and more than Muslims.
*Ask them why IDF soldiers wear adult diapers to fight Palestinians.
*[[????]]
*"OY VEY, YOU'RE [[Anti-Semitism|ANTI-SEMITIC]]!1!!1!!"

==Terminology==
*'''[[Anti-Semitism|Anti-Semitic]]''' - anyone that doesn't hate the Arabs as much as the Zionists, especially other Jews. [https://www.jewishpress.com/indepth/opinions/ralph-nader-linguistically-hijacks-anti-semitism/2015/07/17/ And they don't even know their own etymology] [https://www.webster-dictionary.net/definition/Semitic Merriam-Wester's Semitic]
*'''Hasbara''' - means explaining, and euphemism for [[propaganda]]. Zionists often use this technique to convince the world about their deceit. literally the Zionism equivalent of Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].
*'''Free of Bias''' - {{wayback|https://electronicintifada.net/files/080421-camera-wikipedia.pdf|20130107154847|title=organized cabal on Wikipedia}}
*'''Peace''' - [https://theintercept.com/2015/07/15/israeli-special-forces-assassinated-senior-syrian-official/ covert assassination of foreign officials]

== Videos ==
 
{{center|
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|<youtube>fopcX0ssr10</youtube>
;Little known fact that even the Zionist state violates Jewish scriptures and Torah Law, therefore it is doesn't valid and have no right to exist.
|<youtube>7eHQKJTnBoY</youtube>
;Israel's Hasbara (propaganda) is greater than Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].
|<youtube>8GoqE11M45A</youtube>
;A video of a Crow taking down the Kike Flag.}}
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|}}
 
==Gallery==
 
{{cg|Golden Noses|cgble|center|<gallery perrow="6">
File:Benjamin Netanyahu.jpg|Current Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu caught "asking" for American help with Iran.
File:Openbordersisrael.png|Open Borders for Israel during [[The Current Year]] :3
File:Palestine loss.JPG|<center>[[PROFIT]]?</center>
File:Israel_pink.png|Awesome [[UN]] "Final Solution": Beige = Stolen land. Note: [[Irony]]
File:Booth.jpg|I love the smell of burning Habbibi in the morning; smells like...AUSCHWITZ
File:Nazi gold merchant.jpg|Relations with modern Germany
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
<!>--------------NEW PICTURES GO BELOW THIS LINE FAGGOT!-----------------</!>
Image:New Flag of Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The official flag of Israel
File:Israel's New Place.jpg|How to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as easily as possible
File:civilservice.jpg||Israel's foreign policy.
File:Israel.jpg|So TRUE! Israeli Jews 1; Palestinians:0
File:Zion.jpg| There`s no way the Jews were behind 911! No way MAN!
File:1942.jpg|The Jewish problem was discovered in 1942 but ignored until recently.
File:28jews jaws.jpg|Spielberg knew what a cancer his people are but decided to blame sharks instead.
File:Israelisacancer.jpg|Rabbi bribed by Arab oil money. [[Jew]]s hold money above nationalism.
File:Israel World Without.png
File:IDF are Human Rights Abusers.png
File:Israel Dictator bitch.jpg
File:Israel ISIS False Flag.jpg
File:Greater Israel Plan.jpg
File:Greater Israel Plan 2.png
File:Join the American Army.jpg| Yep, please remember this picture every time you support the American Army!
File:Jewrukhai_urukhai_closeenough.jpeg‎|Close Enough
File:ArielSharon.JPG|Former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon generated criticism for eating the Wailing Wall.
File:Israelis EVIL 184372.png
File:Jew Monstr.png
Image:Latuff Masturbating Dead Lebanese.jpg|[[Carlos Latuff|Latuff]] whacking off after the Lebanese massacre.
File:Germans1939and2006.jpg|History repeats itself...
File:MosheSparrow.jpg|How am I suppose to dig all this sand???
File:Jew spelunking nose.jpg|Do you really want to support a country with people who look like [[ugly|this]]?
File:lolocaustmk2.jpg|Always...
File:Ashkenazi.jpg|Typical Israeli soldier
File:Jimmy savile israel mossad agent.jpg|Jerusalem'll fix it
Image:mossadpwnage.jpg|[[special forces|Mossad]] security pimps prep some pretty-mouthed Palestinian boys for a traditional Hanukkah spit-roasting.
File:Swastikalebovic.jpg|Welcome to Israel!
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File:IsraelBenefitsFrom911.jpg
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File:USaidtoIsrael.jpg|Good goyim :D
File:Onceuponatimeinholyland.gif|Moshe Silman goes back in the oven
File:Israel degenerates paradise.jpeg|The '''worst''',most '''disgusting''' thing about israel, is the [[marijuana]] [https://nocamels.com/2014/01/how-israel-became-a-medical-marijuana-powerhouse/ use].
File:Jews eat popcorn cheering as people killed.jpg|Jews in Israel camp out, eat popcorn and cheer as people in Gaza are killed.
File:Only 4 kids they could have done better.jpg|Israelis [[OTI]] ask for more dead kids. Only 4 kids? They could have done better.
File:What gives jew women orgasms.jpg|Hooking up with a jewish girl and want to pleasure her? "Heard on the news that IDF killed 4 children in gaza yesterday......I was near orgasm hearing this....I enjoyed...."
File:Anonhu Akbar.jpg|Israel: Killing [[newfag]]s one airstrike at a time.
File:Kike-sniper-killing-children.png|Kike Sniper on [[Instagram]]: “i killed 13 childrens today and ur next fucking muslims go to hell bitches”
File:Israeli diapersoldier.jpg|The ceremonial israeli military uniform.
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''Note: this is an article about an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [[User:AlGore|user page]]. To leave this user a message, please visit their gravesite or try reaching them on a [[Ouija Board]]'' 
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{{Quote|'''He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.'''|San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen}}
 
<center><big><big><big>'''#CouchCrew2k15 #TangoDown '''</big></big></big></center> 
{{ib|[[File:William atchison ('AlGore').jpg|270px]] ''This loser never scored.''}}
{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''William Atchison'''</big></big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 18, 1996}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 7, 2017 (aged 21)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[ED]] sysop, basement dweller}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 2 (did worse than [[Randy Stair]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}}
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'''William Edward Atchison''' (also known by his uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', '''HeartofGold''' and '''SatanicDruggie''') was an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] admin and pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]], [[edgelord]], and [[Freckle Chan]]'s suspected cousin who [[school shooting|shot up a school]] in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was [[Epic fail|only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero]].

Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]]. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a [[school shooting]], just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.
[[File:William Atchison never scored.jpg|center|none]]
Let's hope that there's WiFi in [[Hell]] so William can read this.
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==Background==
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]]
[[File:LangNinetailsEldigato01.png|350px|thumb|right|[https://e926.net/posts/237061#comment-883008 I want to cum inside, but the couch's in the way.]]]
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].

On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?

Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [[brony]]/[[furfag]] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]].

==Almost [[V&]]==
A frequent visitor to [[Steam]] game discussions, our boy [[cock|Willy]] was first investigated by the feds, both local police and [[FBI]], back in 2014 or 2015 (by his account) when somebody [[Lulz|reported his profile to fuck with him]]. There was hypocrisy here, as he frowned upon people saying the most depraved shit for shock value, but he participated in the same things he whined and bitched about others doing it himself.

[[Last Thursday|In 2016,]] the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were [[Asking for it|on his doorstep pretty much immediately]]. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that [[It was a social experiment|he was just trolling]]. Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided [[Correct|he was just some stupid kid]] and [[Wrong|posed no threat to anyone]].

==Ali David Sonboly==
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Will wasn't a completely friendless loser, he had a [[sand nigger]] friend named Ali Sonboly; who went postal a year before he did. The two were in some edgy [[Steam]] groups together which led to [[pigs|die Polizei]] looking into their relations after Willy's failure of a mission. Ali was born April 20, 1998, a year to the day before the [[Columbine|CoLULbine]] fags went [[Quentin Tarantino|NBK]] and his hero, [[Adolf Hitler]]'s birthday. He [[pwn]]ed some [[sixteen year old girl]]s at the local [[McDonalds|Mickie D's]] in [[Munich]], [[Germany]] before [[ragequit|logging off life forever]]. The [[retard]] considered himself [[Aryan]] despite being a dirty [[Iranian]] who would be put to work in das konzentrationslager with the [[Polacks]] and [[Jews]] quicker than you can Sieg Heil.

[[File:couch cuck.png|thumb|The hero couch]]

==The shooting==
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg|thumb|School used COUCH! It's super effective!]]
{{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]]. Note that the dutiful prole ''literally'' planned to work until the day he died (see note above).}}
 
The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic.

With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]].

{{Quote|'''I know you’re in there.'''|Will while being cucked by a couch and shooting at a wall.}}

[[Image:Finalform2.jpg.jpg|thumb|right|Reincarnated.]]

[[And nothing of value was lost|He rightfully killed himself in shame]] as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than [[Randy Robert Stair]].

==Loadout==
[[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb|400px|He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.]]
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*Hundreds of hours editing & reading ''[[School Shooting]]'' articles.
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==Online presence==
[[File:al gore virgin admission.png|center|500px]]
[[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia]] got it right! The truth is out!]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.]]
[[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right|AlGore's POV]]
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> ALL of his time running around online constantly screeching "FUCK YOU", "NIGGER", "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.

He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED. That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt [[Moderator|a great deal of virtual control]] by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly [[Conservatism|cuntservative]] [[White Devils|cracker ass]] persuasion. Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their [[hate|concerns]] with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.

On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]].

Meanwhile on Kiwi Farms he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]].

===Profiles===
[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:

* <s>{{yt|u|barajara|Vance Stone}}</s> - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.''' {{archive|Ai5tP}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel. '''Terminated too.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}}</s> - Alternative YouTube channel, #2. '''Also terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg}}
** {{yt|u|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3.
** {{yt|ch|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel, #5. '''You guessed it, terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ}}
** {{yt|ch|UCf1agPrxkOMlfzLvD7frdIQ|Drake Goodwin}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #6.
** {{yt|ch|UC3bNz1KWMpfhO22eLE3OJCA|Blockdude}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #7 with only 2 videos.
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}}</s> - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]]. '''Also terminated due to [[SJW|"hate speech"]].''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw}}
** {{yt|u|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland.
** <s>{{yt|u|MrApophis|Seth the Skid}}</s> - YouTube channel from 2009, terminated around 2013 by [[butthurt]] [[bronies]]. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/MrApophis|20120529025033}}
** {{yt|c|UCO7yisr4YeG-tr-RMFmDH8g|Tidus}} - Yet another alternate YouTube channel. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** {{yt|c|UCbmPVofA1l1zvmJoKEfLEfw|Jimmy Edwards}} - A possible channel of his. It has the video of him scouting out the school.
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep])
* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag.
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]])
* {{Discord|user|phenomenal_monkey_43221}} - Discord account. '''Formerly: W A#5977, [[Discord]] forcing retarded name system'''
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics.
* {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]].
** [https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085 Blogger account] (Archived: {{archive|qvGYH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085|title=2}})
* [https://imgur.com/user/eldigato] - Imgur account, to which he only uploaded [https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o one photo]. (Archived: {{archive|ywTga|1}} {{wayback|https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o|title=2}})
* {{ljuser|sturmgeist88|sturmgeist88}} - LiveJournal blog. Has 3 posts about depression (2016), and one post from 2015 with the 'insult' we all know and love. (Archived: {{archive|tN8TV|1 (robots)}} '''2: [[:File:William atchison - sturmgeist88 livejournal.png|(Complete file)]])
* {{dauser|barajara|barajara (bob)}} - His DeviantArt (Archived: {{wayback|http://barajara.deviantart.com/|title=2}})
* {{kfuser|fuckyou.11870|FuckYou}} - Kiwi Farms account (Archived: {{archive|LUQo5|1}} {{wayback|https://kiwifarms.net/members/fuckyou.11870/|title=2}})
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870 Lolcow Wiki account] (Archived: {{archive|RbzPj|1}} {{wayback|https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870|title=2}})
* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato Minecraft Forum account] (Archived: {{archive|nu0Nq|1}} {{wayback|http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/ Newgrounds account] (Archived: {{archive|KHV7F|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/|title=2}})
* [https://www.findagrave.com/user/profile/48554114 eldigato] - Find A Grave account.
** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave.
* [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account.
* [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket]
* [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA]
* <s>[https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth Self-written [[Wikia]] article]</s> - '''Deleted, took FANDOM 7 years to do that. Archive:''' {{wayback|https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth|title=(Wayback Machine)}}
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Ganonseph FANDOM account] - '''Disabled by FANDOM staff at the same time the wiki linked above was baleeted.'''
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:GanonSephiroth Secondary FANDOM account] - '''Same fate as above.'''
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum.
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum.

===Forum Posts===
* [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}})
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==Videos==
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==Galleries==
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Image:will an hero 2.jpg|[[Ragequit|RAGE QUIT]]
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Image:will an hero 4.png|[[MFW]] my shooting gets stopped by a sofa.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Hero_Couch.png|Not all heroes wear capes. This one saved a teacher and her class from an autistic psychopath.
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Image:William Atchison - Funeral Expenses GoFundMe.png|His father tried to setup a GoFundMe page to pay for <s>funeral expenses</s> meth.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_Doctor_Couch.png
File:Will Atchison Victims.png
File:Will A Victims.jpg|The two victims
File:willwr1.jpg|Edgy shit he wrote with sharpie on himself before pwning himself
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File:William Atchison Family Photo.png
File:Willam Atchison Fucking Around.jpg
File:William Playing Playing Chess.jpg
File:William Atchison buying gun.jpg|Caught on CCTV buying his Glock with [[daddy]]
Image:William_Atchison rare pic.jpg|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]]
File:William Atchison's suicide note.jpg|Chickenscratch manifesto
Image:will target practice.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing.
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 8.png|Step One To Being a Successful Mass Shooter: Don't choose a place that's 2 minutes away from the pigs
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 18.png|Ear protection was very unnecessary here
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 19.png|[[Manlet|MANLET]] WITH RAGE
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Image:William_Atchison_-_whining.png|BAAAAAAWWW
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord_2_Eletric_Boogaloo.png.png|Woah, don't cut yourself on that sharp edge!
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self.
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Image:Williamm Atchison Discord.png
Image:FuckYou edgy postings KF.png|A display of his lukewarm IQ
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_01.png|[[Jeff Weise#Little_Braids_Like_Horns|A poem someone made about Jeff Weise that he stole.]]
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_02.png|More of his shit poetry.
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File:William_foreshadowing.png|Foreshadowing
File:furry will.png|This faggot was infact a [[furry]]
File:brony will.png|and a [[brony]] too
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Columbine Forums.png|Columbine Forums
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.png|Kiwi Farms
File:ThrillKillWillie.jpg|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|Encyclopedia Dramatica PotN: January 23, 2018]]
File:Atchisonism.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20220915012600/https://polcompballanarchy.miraheze.org/wiki/Atchisonism His very own ideology, Atchisonism, as a polcompball]
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==We'd thought it'd never happen... he's got a fangirl==

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===Who is she? The internet detectives of Encyclopedia Dramatica are on the case!===
* {{yt|ch|UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw|leangirl96}} - Commented on the "Future of the Vance Stone Channel" video. Possible fangirl? Also, notice the AlGore profile picture. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20211019023220/https://www.last.fm/user/lnchnail last.fm '''lnchnail'''] - Linked from the YT account. Look at the name on the page, "eldigato."
* {{myspace| }} [https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173 '''cybermarlain'''] - The same last.fm account is linked on this page. Here she is! {{wayback|https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173}}
* [https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain myanimelist '''cybermarlain'''] - Same username. One of her favorite characters listed is Rem, like the figurines we see in the video. {{wayback|https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain}}
* [https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain myfigurecollection '''cybermarlain'''] And for the most damning of evidence, those are the exact same figurines as seen in the video. You can't hide from the stalkers at Encyclopedia Dramatica! Case closed. {{wayback|https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain}}

===Bill's opinion of such fangirls===

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|As for the Serial Killers and Mass Murderer aspect, an excellent example are the bizzare group of freaks known as "[[Columbiners]]" who worship the fags who did that attack. They're mostly mentally ill teenage girls on [[tumblr|dumblr]] so It should come as no surprise how degenerate they are. But even freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook kid]] have hundreds of fangirls.|Willy pretending like [[asking for it|he doesn't want it]]
|Most these fangrils are [[tumblr|tumbler]] users, so nuff said. Theres actually dozens if not a few hundred of fangirls for even ugly ass freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook shooter]], that faggot piece of shit who murdered 20 kids and 7 hoes (or was a [[Alex Jones|lizard reptile cia crisis actor if you're really exceptional]]). Seriously even that construct of genetic failure had (sometimes actually hot chicks) lusting after him.|Seething with jealousy
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==Score==

{{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|5|Shot at a wall for two minutes|7|Disguised himself as a student to get inside|1|School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed|0|Couldn't even make it on the [[High Score]] leaderboard|15|F-|Sofa cuck}}
 
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==See also==
[[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]]
*[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already.
*[[Bob8466]] - His butt buddy.
*[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's.
*[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]].
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature.
*[[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] - Another blunder of a mass shooting attempt.
*[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]].
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero.
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al.
*[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]]
*[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck.
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]]
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no.
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this.
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok.
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills.
*[[William Unek|Unek, William]] - The superior William.
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here.
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.
*[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]] - What William serves as an example of.

==External links==
[[File:AndersenWilly.jpg|right|300px|link=Sarah Andersen]]
* [https://files.catbox.moe/0ccho5.pdf Photo Dump] [https://anonfiles.com/JbCfR906o0/Photos_pdf Alt Link]
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view FBI report]
* [https://archive.org/details/ZOMGMySuperCoolHousePleaseRate5Stars Vance Stone videos archive No. 1]
* [https://archive.org/details/FutureOfTheVanceStoneChannel Vance Stone videos archive No. 2]
* You can now play as Bill in Gmod here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3077933663] and here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994126467]. Have fun!
* [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}})
* [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}})
* [https://www.gofundme.com/f/final-expenses-and-qther-costs GoFundMe started by Atchison's drunk and semi-literate father for "final (i.e., "funeral") expenses and qther (i.e., "other") costs."] (Archived: {{archive|bOA4W|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs|title=2}})
* [https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html Atchison's nemesis: a 73-year-old woman armed with a comfy sofa] (Archived: {{archive|rtchd|1}} {{wayback|https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html|title=2}})
* [http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/ Turns out the fail edgelord named himself after the second stage of decomposition] (Archived: {{archive|fdwEr|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/|title=2}})
* [https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites ''The Daily Beast'' discusses his Internet presence, which includes this very website,] and of course makes a complete pig's ear of it (Archived: {{archive|nYA0K|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites|title=2}})
* [https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/ Local newspaper covers his life in school and some of his edgier comments online] (Archived: {{archive|zuWqQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/?from=new-cookie|title=2}})
* [https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525 Family reaction to the shooting] (Archived: {{archive|GZdMq|1}} {{wayback|https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525|title=2}})
* {{wikilink|Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}})
* [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/satanicdruggie-algore-shoots-up-their-school.29904/ EDF's Reaction Thread] - No one was particulary surprised (Archived: {{archive|bcjPo|1}}
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}})
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view Atchison's FBI file] - showing that he was already known to them for some (redacted) reason (Archived: {{webcite|78uRGTzQR|1}} {{wayback|https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view|title=2}})
* [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Atchison-Autopsy-Report.pdf His autopsy report] [[:File:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf|{{colortext|GREEN|(Fukken saved)}}]] - the key finding is pictured below:
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