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World Peace

2025-07-26T22:10:22Z

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Chromebook Challenge

2025-05-24T02:11:54Z

Globe-kun: can we ban indians from this site? wtf was this grammar. and it got on featured too?

[[File:Setting Chromebook on fire.jpeg|thumb|right|250px]]

Instead of using their computers, like most intelligent and well adjusted children would do to look at or for [[Porn]], how to learn to properly roll a [[Marijuana|Joint]], or just going outside and using your [[loli]] friend to catfish a sick fucker who was trying to look up her skirt in exchange for beers, now we have [[Retarded]], gullible children who would rather look to [[TikTok]] for ideas of how to have fun because they lack imagination and hope to become the king of the internet. Thus a new TikTok challenge called the
'''Chromebook Challenge''' has them sticking thumbtacks, paperclips, scissors or any other metallic object into the ports of their school supplied Chromebooks to make them burst into flames.

This is the latest challenge on TikTok that has grabbed the [[Stupid|idiots]] that populate the [[Earth]]'s attention such as the [[The Choking Game|choking]] challenge that had the bottom 5% choking themselves on live video until they passed out or, fortunately to the gene pool, died.

This recent challenge also has schools sending warnings to parents informing them that if their [[Irony|well behaved]] child should attempt this challenge that they can expect their [[Satan|little angel]] to be charged with Misdemeanor or [[Prison|Felony]] charges depending on the amount of damage done and the expectation that the [[Your Mom|Parents]] pay for all damages done by their [[Kid|Child's]] idiotic decision.

== Previous TikTok Challenges ==

[[File:Letter home to parents.jpg|center|4₩0px]]

As said earlier these insepid challenges are aimed at the bottom 5% of our society or those that will be joing the [[Army|Military]] if they can stay out of trouble, not get a felony and pass an easy ass entrance exam.

Previous challenges have included: [[The Choking Game|The Choking Challenge]] that was aimed at [[Chris Chan|Special Ed]] students, in the hopes of reducing their numbers by having them choke themselves with cords or belts on live video until they passed out or died. the [[Black|Blackout]] challenge that had people putting a plug in the wall and sliding a [[Money|Penny]] between the prongs to shortout the circuits of their house or, better yet, a building they were in the Devious Lick challenge (steal shit! Anything goes. Keyboards, soap dispensers, computers, fire extinguishers...), and our favorite: The [[Car|Kia]] challenge. Instructions were put up on [[TikTok]] on how to steal certain Kia and Hyundai models and like the [[Retards]] that were raised on the [[Interwebs]], they were doing it for imaginary status on the site that included likes and comments like [[YTMND]]. And last, but not least, there was the [[Blue Whale Challenge]] where [[Goth|Angsty Teens]] would be given tasks over fifty days that were expected to be filmed and uploaded that had them shoplifting, assaulting strangers, having sex with a stranger and on the 51st day they were expected to committ [[Suicide]]

== The Goal Of The Challenge ==

[[File:Trashed Chromebook.jpg|right|250px]]

The goal is to get the challenged and friendless [[School|student]] to either get their [[Computer|chromebook]] to smoke or catch on fire.

Like the TikTok challenges of the [[Time|past]], the creators most likely have more insidious plans and only came up with it for the [[Lulz]].

Following the instructions of the challenge will have the student's Chromebook start spewing out noxious gasses that may harm other students lungs as they become irritated from the smoke. They might panic as well, causing yelling, and thus further inhalation. Students have been sent to [[hospital]]s for the inhalation of noxious fumes. Even better (for the kid) this can cause a lot of trouble if the smoke gets to the battery. We're not sure if these students understand what they were told about lithium batteries, but they can burn for up to days at a time and the smoke can be seen from miles away if even a bit of fire gets to it.

The final goal is to waste the time of [[Pyromania|Firemen]] and other first responders because some students may be injured by the emitting smoke and the smoke may set off fire alarms in the school that will have firemen arriving out of duty.

== TikTok's Response ==

[[File:Smoking chromebook.jpg|right|250px]]

As can be expected with social sites like [[Twitter|Twatter]], [[Jewtube]], or [[Instagram]], the second that anything interesting starts getting posted, the sites write an [[AI]] that is designed to instantly erase the content as it is posted. If codewords start getting used, they are added to the AI as they're discovered.

Go on Twitter or Youtube and type in Goth or Emo [[Cutting|Self Cutting]]. At one point, the sites were crawling with it but now you'll be lucky to find it unless you're creative with your word searches.

== Don't Even Try It ==

[[File:Chromebook warning.png|right|250px]]

We know what you're thinking. We're the coolest site on the [[Interwebs]] and if we tell you about something it has to be cool to try and people will think you're awesome and want to be your friend for doing it.

Don't do it [[Asshole]].

Not only can you be [[Gothefuckaway|expelled]] from your poorly funded, inner city school but you can be charged with a Misdemeanor or a Felony depending on the amount of damage that you cause, like this [https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2025-05-12/long-beach-student-arrested-arson-for-chromebook-challenge Fucktard from Long Beach that was arrested for Arson for doing the challenge], and you'll learn the pleasures of [[Homosexual|Man on Man]] love as your Hypermuscular, [[Nigger|Black]] cellmate, that has been in Juvie for 4 solid years and is waiting to be sent upstate when he turns 18, flips you over on your Juvie supplied, bed bug filled bedmat and starts calling you Linda before telling you how you'll learn to [[Love]] his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|big, black Cock]] after lights out.

Beside your little stint in the "Pokie", your [[Parents]] are really going to [[Love]] you when they have to pay for all the damage that you cause along with the cost of wasting the time of the first responders. Some schools start their fines at $2,600, this is not including the bill from the city for wasting their time, so you can forget about that [[Car]] if you get out soon enough to learn how to drive.

== Videos ==

<center><youtube>https://youtu.be/sUFxvhwG-L4</youtube></center>

<center><youtube>https://youtu.be/eysnz0WKG7Y</youtube></center>

== See Also ==

* [[Attention Whore]]

* [[ADHD]]

* [[Computer]]

* [[Drama-generating techniques]]

* [[Faggot]]

* [[Fire]]

* [[Retard]]s

* [[TikTok]]

* [[Twitter]]

== Articles ==

* [https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/chromebook-challenge-tiktok-carlynton-school-district/ CBS: Don't Participate In TikTok Chromebook Challenge]

* [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tiktok-prank-chromebook-challenge-rcna205784 NBC: TikTok prank 'Chromebook Challenge' prompts warnings from schools after laptops are intentionally set on fire]

* [https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/viral-tiktok-chromebook-challenge-osseo-warning-parents/ CBS: Viral TikTok "Chromebook challenge" can cause serious damage, Osseo school district warns parents]

* [https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/milwaukee-area-school-districts-sound-alarm-as-dangerous-chromebook-challenge-spreads TMJ4: News Milwaukee-area school districts sound alarm as dangerous 'Chromebook Challenge' spreads]

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2025-05-24T01:54:29Z

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2025-05-24T01:39:01Z

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Chromebook Challenge

2025-05-14T21:35:37Z

Globe-kun:

[[File:Setting Chromebook on fire.jpeg|thumb|right|250px]]

Instead of using their computers, like most intelligent and well adjusted children would do to look at or for [[Porn]], how to learn to properly roll a [[Marijuana|Joint]] or just going outside and using a [[Loli]] friend, [[Pedo Baiting| to go just far enough]] with an older man to own his ass becausing she was filming him going up and under her shirt on her phone, to get him to buy her and her friends beer, now we have [[Retarded]], gullable children who would rather look to [[TikTok]] for ideas of how to have fun because they lack imagination, and hope to become the king of the internet, because they have no [[Life]] or [[Friends]] IRL and wanting to look cool to people that could give a fuck less about them unless [[William Atchison|They bring a gun to school]], a new TikTok challange called the
'''Chromebook Challange''' has them sticking thumbtacks, paperclips, scissors or any other metallic object into the ports of their school supplied Chromebooks and get it to set itself on fire.

This is the latest challange on TikTok that has grabbed the [[Stupid|idiots]] that populate the [[Earth]]'s attention such as the [[The Choking Game|Choking]] challange that had the bottom 5% choking themselves on live video until they passed out or, fortunate to the gene pool, died.

This recent challange has schools sending warnings to parents informing them that if their [[Irony|Well Behaved]] child should attempt this challange that they can expect their [[Satan|Little Angel]] to be charged with Misdemeanor or [[Prison|Felony]] charges depending on the amount of damage done and the expectation that the [[Your Mom|Parents]] pay for all damages done by their [[Kid|Child's]] idiotic decision.

== Previous TikTok Challanges ==

[[File:Letter home to parents.jpg|center|4₩0px]]

As said earlir these insepid challanges are aimed at the bottom 5% of our society or those that will be joing the [[Army|Military]] if they can stay out of trouble, not get a felony and pass an easy ass entrance exam.

Previous challanges have included [[The Choking Game|The Choking Challange]] that was aimed at [[Chris Chan|Special Ed]] students, in the hopes of reducing their numbers by having them choke themselves with cords or belts on live video until they passed out or died, the [[Black|Blackout]] challange that had people putting a plug in the wall and sliding a [[Money|Penny]] between the prongs to shortout the circuits of their house or, better yet, a building they were in, the Devious Lick challenge (steal shit! Anything goes. Keyboards, soap dispensers, computers, fire extinguishers...), and our favorite: The [[Car|Kia]] challange. Instructions were put up on [[TikTok]] on how to steal certain Kia and Hyundai models and like the [[Retards]] that were raised on the [[Interwebs]], they were doing it for imaginary status on the site that included likes and comments like [[YTMND|You The Man]]. And last, but not least, there was the [[Blue Whale Challenge]] where [[Goth|Angsty Teens]] would be given tasks over fifty days that were expected to be filmed and uploaded that had them shoplifting, assaulting strangers, having sex with a stranger and on the 51st day they were expected to committ [[Suicide]]

== The Goal Of The Challange ==

[[File:Trashed Chromebook.jpg|right|250px]]

The goal is to get the Challanged and friendless [[School|Student]] to either get their [[Computer|Chromebook]] to smoke or catch on fire.

Like many of TikTok challanges [[Time|past]], the creators most likely have more insidious plans and only came up with it for the [[Lulz]].

Following the instructions of the challange will have the students Chromebook to start smoking out noxious gasses that may harm other students lungs as they become irritated from the smoke and other students in the classroom to become panicked in the classroom where this challange had been done. Students have been sent to the [[Hospital]] for the inhalation of the noxious fumes.

The Chromebook can catch on [[Fire]] but the previous two are boring to the third and most [[Lulz]]y event. There have been occasions where the [[Crazy|Lithium]] battery exploded and the class room had to be evacuated until the room could be decontaminated.

The final goal is to waste the time of [[Pyromania|Firemen]] and other first responders because some students may be injured by the emitting smoke and the smoke may set off fire alarms in the school that will have firemen arriving out of duty.

== TikTok's Response ==

[[File:Smoking chromebook.jpg|right|250px]]

As can be expected with social sites like [[Twitter|Twatter]], [[Jewtube]], or [[Instagram]], the second that anything interesting starts getting posted, the sites write an [[AI]] that is designed to instantly erase the content as it is posted. If codewords start getting used, they are added to the AI as they're discovered.

Go on Twitter or Youtube and type in Goth or Emo [[Cutting|Self Cutting]]. At one point, the sites were crawling with it but now you'll be lucky to find it unless you're creative with your word searches.

== Don't Even Try It ==

[[File:Chromebook warning.png|right|250px]]

We know what you're thinking. We're the coolest site on the [[Interwebs]] and if we tell you about something it has to be cool to try and people will think you're awesome and want to be your friend for doing it.

Don't do it [[Asshole]].

Not only can you be [[Gothefuckaway|expelled]] from your poorly funded, inner city school but you can be charged with a Misdemeanor or a Felony depending on the amount of damage that you cause, like this [https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2025-05-12/long-beach-student-arrested-arson-for-chromebook-challenge Fucktard from Long Beach that was arrested for Arson for doing the challange], and you'll learn the pleasures of [[Homosexual|Man on Man]] love as your Hypermuscular, [[Nigger|Black]] cellmate, that has been in Juvie for 4 solid years and is waiting to be sent upstate when he turns 18, flips you over on your Juvie supplied, bed bug filled bedmat and starts calling you Linda before telling you how you'll learn to [[Love]] his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|big, black Cock]] after lights out.

Beside your little stint in the "Pokie", your [[Parents]] are really going to [[Love]] you when they have to pay for all the damage that you cause along with the cost of wasting the time of the first responders. Some schools start their fines at $2,600, this is not including the bill from the city for wasting their time, so you can forget about that [[Car]] if you get out soon enough to learn how to drive.

== Videos ==

<center><youtube>https://youtu.be/sUFxvhwG-L4</youtube></center>

<center><youtube>https://youtu.be/eysnz0WKG7Y</youtube></center>

== See Also ==

* [[Attention Whore]]

* [[ADHD]]

* [[Computer]]

* [[Drama-generating techniques]]

* [[Faggot]]

* [[Fire]]

* [[Retard]]s

* [[TikTok]]

* [[Twitter]]

== Articles ==

* [https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/chromebook-challenge-tiktok-carlynton-school-district/ CBS: Don't Participate In TikTok Chromebook Challange]

* [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tiktok-prank-chromebook-challenge-rcna205784 NBC: TikTok prank 'Chromebook Challenge' prompts warnings from schools after laptops are intentionally set on fire]

* [https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/viral-tiktok-chromebook-challenge-osseo-warning-parents/ CBS: Viral TikTok "Chromebook challenge" can cause serious damage, Osseo school district warns parents]

* [https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/milwaukee-area-school-districts-sound-alarm-as-dangerous-chromebook-challenge-spreads TMJ4: News Milwaukee-area school districts sound alarm as dangerous 'Chromebook Challenge' spreads]

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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center

2025-05-11T20:05:55Z

Globe-kun:

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== inactive accounts on deathrow ==

how stale is the user list in [[:Category:Deathrow]]? user creation is locked, right? which of those users actually need to be banned and which just need their user pages purged? is there a date to use for reference? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 12:33, 3 March 2025 (UTC)

== Sorry ==

I got curb stomped by a gang of Irish hooligans and for some reason believed that St. Pat's was on the 14th. moved every thing to the 17th

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

== 4chan hack ==
The hack has subsided, everybody's talking and acting the same now on the site lol. Can we get rid of the current threat and change it to something more relevant?[[User:Globe-kun|Globe-kun]] ([[User talk:Globe-kun|talk]]) 20:05, 11 May 2025 (UTC)

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-05-11T16:16:37Z

Globe-kun: many cell providers and wifi networks block CatBox; using a bypass

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The story begins on November 3rd, 2021, when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiroyuki]] (Gookmoot) made the decision to close the [[4chan#Former/retired_boards|/qa/]] board. That decision set events into motion that few could foresee. It resulted in the birth of the [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party]], a board that the jannies initially dismissed as a one trick pony, for how long could a site last based on one joke (see [[8chan]] if you want an idea)? They had a comfy, tidy gig - /b/ was full of porn, /g/ was full of the same tedious arguments, /pol/ was just collective seething over Twitter screenshots, /r9k/ was one blackpill after another.

Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.

On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. <s>And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. Hopefully it isn't 4chan's last gasp... But, if it is, so long and thanks for all the fish. </s> Jannies somehow rewrote the spaghetticode in 9 days. As is expected, they did that for free too.

==How To==
[[File:4chan2025megahack-ElonMuskCalledInAFavor.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Elon Musk called in a favor.]]The hax was achieved through an [[STD| improperly sanitised upload]] of a PDF. It used an exploit in a hilariously outdated 2012 version of GhostScript that 4chan was using, whereby the hacker gained root. Other revelations include that the Yotsuba codebase is held together with prayers, duck tape and chewing gum, but it is now open source so you too can [[FTFY|help fix it]]! The infrastructure is somehow worse than that of ED's, making it a wonder that this hack hadn't happened sooner. In fact, such lax security is clear evidence that 4chan was a [[party van|CIA honeypot]] all along.

[[File:4chan-hack-howto.png|500px|center|thumb|PwneD Forever]]

Soyjak.party has allegedly taken credit for the cyberattack.[https://archive.ph/TnB7D]

[[File:4chan2025megahack-SoyjakPartyWon.jpg|350px|center]]

==4cope pasta==
Hordes of 4chan rapefugees descended upon the boards of soy, and this pasta emerged from the [[cesspool|collective unconscious]] of the sharty:
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You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
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There is a darker possibility that this was real, and some poor anon was stifled just as he was about to meet frens IRL and [[NORP|become normal]]. RIP.

[[File:4ch pwnt.mp4|thumb]]

==The Fallout==
===Party Hard===
Despite the fact that 4chan is eternal, many people came out of the woodworks to dance on its grave. Worse, people are trying to manifest 4chan's permanent downfall as if all the "Nazi CHUD" Anons won't just try to invade their spaces in due time. Have fun with that! And you've also got the people who are "worried" that le evil chuds will "infect" discord and other platforms, even though 4chan has been all normies for years.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-wishfulthinker.png|400px|thumb|center|Wishful thinking from someone who clearly doesn't work in IT]]

===The Last Post of Anon===
Since the hack initially took down all the boards BUT /qa/, it was trival to determine the last post made on 4chan before it went down. And that piece of wisdom from anon? [[Minecraft|Chicken Jockey]] [https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368446/what-the-fuck-is-going-on].

[[File:4chan2025Megahack-Last post Chicken Jockey.jpeg|400px|thumb|center|If 4chan was gonna go out like that, it should've been "Skibbidy Toilet"]]

===What's Next===
So now what? Well, the site can't go back up because now everyone knows what system they're using as well as their keys. So Gookmoot and his crack team of jannies are probably just going to patch holes just enough to last the next 10 years until someone uploads a ZIP file to take it down again. They may also update their copyright notices.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-gookmootDidntUpdate.png|400px|center|thumb|now it'll say ©2003-2025 for the next 10 years]]

==Gallery==
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File:Wikipedia editor waiting for 4chan to die.gif
File:The final 4chan pre-2025 hack post was chicken jockey 350.gif
File:4chan ctf.gif|Cobson has root
File:4chan i am become admin.png|Finally, a post from hiroyuki!
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
File:4chan 2025 Megahack soy art.png | The Day of the Mop
File:4hack qa returns.png
File:4cuck lost.jpg
File:4hack muh soc.gif | AGH ME /SOC/!
File:4ch is delete.jpg | NUKED FROM ORBIT
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==See Also==
*[[Hacking]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]
*[[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak|The KYM Entry}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset|Great Cuckset}}
*{{archive|wQ7Pu|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
*[https://files.fatbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]
*[https://www.0bin.org/paste/VE38XxTU#Fv0+-3o+Fuwmo+OTOwIusgTa0+a15pqq7x7hzFRYHqb Raw janny dox]
* Source leak mirrors: [https://gitgud.io/GapeNewell/OpenYotsuba] [https://github.com/AlexDev404/4chan-main]
*[https://blog.4chan.org/post/781845918774394880/still-standing The un-lulzy 4chan official response]

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Kpop

2025-05-02T22:37:30Z

Globe-kun: /* The Music */

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[[File:Enhypen.jpeg|thumb|right]]
[[File:DatKoreanAss.gif|thumb|Fans listen to it for the [[ass|plot]]]]
[[File:Psy.jpg|thumb|[[ALL CAPS|OPPA GANGNAM STYLE]]!!!]]
[[File:K pop 4minute 504.gif|thumb|right|300px|All the bouncing is a waste of their time when none of them have any tit]]
[[File:Gangnam-Hump.gif|thumb|No exceptions.]]
[[File:blaxygirls.jpeg|thumb|200px|The only good K-Pop band alongside with [[CupcakKe]], thanks [[Romania]].]]
'''K-pop''' (also known as Korean pop music or "the generals spammed on /mu/ every day") is what the Korean equivalent of [[weeaboo]]s listen to when not [[fap|fapping]] to the identical-looking girls in K-pop music videos. The vast majority of fans will not admit that they really want to be the girls in the videos. Fans of K-pop will viciously defend their surgically altered [[waifu]]s and repeatedly claim that K-pop is ZOMG ''totally'' not the same as that bland, overly-sexualized & corporate-owned American [[pop]] - with its [[Katy Perry|talentless]] and [[Jonas Brothers|forgettable]] artists who don't even write their own material. In fact their beloved K-pop is typically written by the same people and contains ''exactly the same'' cliched lyrics about love/being cheated on, mandated [[Bix Nood|rapping]] that has no place in the song, stupid dances devised to try and make the shit go viral and focus on the sexuality/fashion of the artists rather than the quality of the actual music. In K-pop there are a great many ''boy bands'' and ''girl groups'' made up of talentless and forgettable singers essentially [[owned]] by the music company that writes all their songs. These songs as mentioned previously will often feature rapping sections that in Western music would be performed by some coked-out nigger like [[Kanye West]] or [[crap|Lil Wayne]]; K-pop will instead feature a native who can't rap. So if the song inevitably sucks, at least it wasn't tainted by the presence of a darkie. The artists are so faceless (sometimes literally, thanks to all the plastic surgery) that if they refuse to suck off their producers in a bathhouse they could be killed & replaced by another person and none of their fans would notice due to [[truth|all Koreans looking/sounding exactly alike.]] Clearly, K-pop is nothing like generic pop music.

==The Music==

[[File:Kpop cartoon pic.jpg|right|250px]]

Just like Koreans, all K-pop sounds the same. This is because the music in South Korea, just like cellphones, cars, and souls, is treated as a commodity. Management groups owned by large conglomerates either have rights to an artist's soul or bundle up a random bunch of asians into a group like a Costco value pack. Groups are chosen based on looks alone. All members are taught how to dance and look sexy while lip-syncing their dubbed or auto-tuned lines. The companies decide what they sing, what they wear during concerts and photo shoots, how they act in public, and how much semen they must swallow from stock holders before their contract is renewed (This applies to both the male and female artists). They also control the diet of the talents and will starve them if the Korean public percieves them as a bit overweight; some idols have been allowed such little as "one coffee a day and one small meal every other day", without being allowed to speak up against it. To make more monies, the companies will take random members of a group and create a "sub-unit" which sings the same shit as the regular group but under a different name, thus creating the musical equivalent of [[capcom|DLC]]. The only variety in K-pop is whether the bland studio-produced song is sung by an ultra faggy male idol, a young,skinny,light-skinned female idol, a girl group made up of said idols, or a hyper feminine boy band that makes [[J-Rock|Visual Kei]] look masculine by comparison. When a member complains that they want to be taken seriously, they are laughed out of the studio, replaced, and sacrificed to ensure next year's crop of [[Dragon Ball Z|nappa]] cabbage is plenty.

==The Bands==
[[File:Oneofkind.gif|thumb|Your average K-pop group]]
[[File:Koreanboyband.jpg|thumb| These men are perfectly straight]]

To reflect the fact that they are owned by their corporate overlords, kpop groups are categorized by ridiculous group names that sound like serial codes you would find on a price scanner after tagging an item at [[Walmart]] or stock names you would see on the NasDaq. Examples include:

*T-Ara
*2NE1
*UKISS
*MBLAQ
*BAQX
*LEDApple
*4Minute
*B1A4
*[[BTS]]
*5T1ME
*DEAR ALICE
*ZEROBASEONE
*xikers
*SEVENTEEN
*Loona

At least 3 of those names were made up. Can you guess which ones?

==The Fans==
K-pop fans are the musical equivalent of [[PewDiePie|PewDiepie's]] audience and will viciously defend their genre and fapping material to the death. They swarm [[/mu/]] like a pack of socially-inept locusts, posting K-pop generals left and right in order to impress the hipsters lurking the board with their "unique" tastes. K-pop fans are mainly korean [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] (Koreaboo) who try to stand out from the crowd of other [[ronery]], anime-obsessed, [[Basement Dweller|basement dwellers]] by latching onto the culture of another asian country that isn't [[Japan]]. What many of them don't know is that, like most idols and boy bands, K-pop is mostly marketed to a [[12 year old girl|tween audience]] comprising of [[loli|14 year old Korean girls]]. In other words, K-pop fans don't realize that they are the equivalent of Chinese [[manchild|manchildren]] fapping to [[Fat Larry's Band|One Direction.]] The K-pop fandom is comprised mainly of: people who are actually Korean, Koreaboos, ronery men with yellow fever, fat [[twilight]] fangirls who drool over the hyper-faggy boy groups, and [[Filipino|Filipinos]] who wish they looked more like the asian people in the music video rather than being the ugly asian bastard race.

==Jenny Hyun==
[[Last Thursday]], a songwriter who wrote singles for groups like Girl's Generation named Jenny Hyun was scouring the interwebs for western pop songs she could steal when she came across [[pol]]. After browsing the board for less than 1.4 seconds, she became a nigger-hating, Korean nationalist who fought to maintain South Korea's racial purity from the evil forces of dark-skinned diversity. In response to a tweet made by professional boxer Floyd Mayweather about why some [[asian]] guy becoming a pro-basketball player was big news when black people do it all the time, Hyun responded [[insane|rationally]] to his dumb comment by declaring the eradication of the black race. Below is a compilation of her Nuremberg speech. Meanwhile on the K-pop scene, There is much anticipation over her new upcoming singles "HEIL★HEIL★HEIL♥HITLER-STYLE!" and "깜둥이가 다이 다이!".

Even [[Azn|Chinks]] hate [[Niggers]] which would explain their many differences.

Asians are intelligent and docile. Niggers are stupid and wild.
Asians have an interesting, high-tech culture. Niggers have an cannibalistic culture.
Asians have small dicks. Niggers have big dicks.
Asians have small lips. Niggers have huge lips.
Asians love each other. Niggers hate each other.
Asians are warm and welcoming. Niggers are aggressive and abrasive.
Asians have small and squinty eyes. Niggers have big/ugly googly eyes.

Both are subhuman scum as neither of them are Caucasian. Mongolians slightly resemble monkeys whereas the Negroid DNA IS 69% monkey, which explains their urgent need for sex. As a punishment God gave them pubes on their heads, read more in [[Nigger]].

Niggers promote all white kids to be either; [[Wiggers]], [[Ghetto|Thugs]], [[You|Slackers]] or [[Douchebag|Douchebags]] while on the other hand Asians promote white kids to become; [[Atheist|Heathens]], [[Weeaboo|Weeaboos]], [[Kpop|Koreaboos]], [[You|Nintendofags]] or [[Buddhism|Demonic Buddhists]].
ALL allowed and encouraged by the subhuman Jewish assholes.

Mexicans perspective on Asians and Niggers. Hope you enjoyed!

<center>[[File:Jennyhyunmeltdown.jpg]]</center>

After the media fiasco, Hyun responded with the following:

{{quote|[[Postal 2|I regret nothing]]|Jenny Hyun}}

==Videos==
{{Spoiler|Girl's Generation won [[youtube|jewtube]] Music Award's Video Of The Year!}}

<center><big>'''The following videos will make you question your sexuality'''</big></center> 
<center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>EUskig59Xe8</youtube>|
<youtube>U7mPqycQ0tQ</youtube>|<youtube>3vmlYkbcVeA</youtube>|<youtube>k3HcosxKGK8</youtube>|
<youtube>OGvwy3qhjDM</youtube>|
<youtube>hmE9f-TEutc</youtube>|
<youtube>J_CFBjAyPWE</youtube>|
<youtube>NB5jyYD2WEw</youtube>}}
</center>

==See Also==
*[[J-pop]]
*[[Koreaboo]]
*[[/mu/]]
*[[Otto Warmbier]] Died because he liked [[North Korea|Northern K-Pop]]
*[[Good Korea|South Korea]]

{{Music}}
{{Azn}}
{{Korea}}
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[[Category:Subcultures]]

Kpop

2025-05-02T22:34:27Z

Globe-kun: /* The Bands */ Hypeshooot, I know that was you~ (we don't need a list of so many bands, less will do)

{{DISPLAYTITLE:K-pop}}
[[File:Enhypen.jpeg|thumb|right]]
[[File:DatKoreanAss.gif|thumb|Fans listen to it for the [[ass|plot]]]]
[[File:Psy.jpg|thumb|[[ALL CAPS|OPPA GANGNAM STYLE]]!!!]]
[[File:K pop 4minute 504.gif|thumb|right|300px|All the bouncing is a waste of their time when none of them have any tit]]
[[File:Gangnam-Hump.gif|thumb|No exceptions.]]
[[File:blaxygirls.jpeg|thumb|200px|The only good K-Pop band alongside with [[CupcakKe]], thanks [[Romania]].]]
'''K-pop''' (also known as Korean pop music or "the generals spammed on /mu/ every day") is what the Korean equivalent of [[weeaboo]]s listen to when not [[fap|fapping]] to the identical-looking girls in K-pop music videos. The vast majority of fans will not admit that they really want to be the girls in the videos. Fans of K-pop will viciously defend their surgically altered [[waifu]]s and repeatedly claim that K-pop is ZOMG ''totally'' not the same as that bland, overly-sexualized & corporate-owned American [[pop]] - with its [[Katy Perry|talentless]] and [[Jonas Brothers|forgettable]] artists who don't even write their own material. In fact their beloved K-pop is typically written by the same people and contains ''exactly the same'' cliched lyrics about love/being cheated on, mandated [[Bix Nood|rapping]] that has no place in the song, stupid dances devised to try and make the shit go viral and focus on the sexuality/fashion of the artists rather than the quality of the actual music. In K-pop there are a great many ''boy bands'' and ''girl groups'' made up of talentless and forgettable singers essentially [[owned]] by the music company that writes all their songs. These songs as mentioned previously will often feature rapping sections that in Western music would be performed by some coked-out nigger like [[Kanye West]] or [[crap|Lil Wayne]]; K-pop will instead feature a native who can't rap. So if the song inevitably sucks, at least it wasn't tainted by the presence of a darkie. The artists are so faceless (sometimes literally, thanks to all the plastic surgery) that if they refuse to suck off their producers in a bathhouse they could be killed & replaced by another person and none of their fans would notice due to [[truth|all Koreans looking/sounding exactly alike.]] Clearly, K-pop is nothing like generic pop music.

==The Music==

[[File:Kpop cartoon pic.jpg|right|250px]]

Just like Koreans, all K-pop sounds the same. This is because the music in South Korea, just like cellphones, cars, and souls, is treated as a commodity. Management groups owned by large conglomerates either have rights to an artist's soul or bundle up a random bunch of asians into a group like a Costco value pack. Groups are chosen based on looks alone. All members are taught how to dance and look sexy while lip-syncing their dubbed or auto-tuned lines. The companies decide what they sing, what they wear during concerts and photo shoots, how they act in public, and how much semen they must swallow from stock holders before their contract is renewed (This applies to both the male and female artists). To make more monies, the companies will take random members of a group and create a "sub-unit" which sings the same shit as the regular group but under a different name, thus creating the musical equivalent of [[capcom|DLC]]. The only variety in K-pop is whether the bland studio-produced song is sung by an ultra faggy male idol, a young,skinny,light-skinned female idol, a girl group made up of said idols, or a hyper feminine boy band that makes [[J-Rock|Visual Kei]] look masculine by comparison. When a member complains that they want to be taken seriously, they are laughed out of the studio, replaced, and sacrificed to ensure next year's crop of [[Dragon Ball Z|nappa]] cabbage is plenty.

==The Bands==
[[File:Oneofkind.gif|thumb|Your average K-pop group]]
[[File:Koreanboyband.jpg|thumb| These men are perfectly straight]]

To reflect the fact that they are owned by their corporate overlords, kpop groups are categorized by ridiculous group names that sound like serial codes you would find on a price scanner after tagging an item at [[Walmart]] or stock names you would see on the NasDaq. Examples include:

*T-Ara
*2NE1
*UKISS
*MBLAQ
*BAQX
*LEDApple
*4Minute
*B1A4
*[[BTS]]
*5T1ME
*DEAR ALICE
*ZEROBASEONE
*xikers
*SEVENTEEN
*Loona

At least 3 of those names were made up. Can you guess which ones?

==The Fans==
K-pop fans are the musical equivalent of [[PewDiePie|PewDiepie's]] audience and will viciously defend their genre and fapping material to the death. They swarm [[/mu/]] like a pack of socially-inept locusts, posting K-pop generals left and right in order to impress the hipsters lurking the board with their "unique" tastes. K-pop fans are mainly korean [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] (Koreaboo) who try to stand out from the crowd of other [[ronery]], anime-obsessed, [[Basement Dweller|basement dwellers]] by latching onto the culture of another asian country that isn't [[Japan]]. What many of them don't know is that, like most idols and boy bands, K-pop is mostly marketed to a [[12 year old girl|tween audience]] comprising of [[loli|14 year old Korean girls]]. In other words, K-pop fans don't realize that they are the equivalent of Chinese [[manchild|manchildren]] fapping to [[Fat Larry's Band|One Direction.]] The K-pop fandom is comprised mainly of: people who are actually Korean, Koreaboos, ronery men with yellow fever, fat [[twilight]] fangirls who drool over the hyper-faggy boy groups, and [[Filipino|Filipinos]] who wish they looked more like the asian people in the music video rather than being the ugly asian bastard race.

==Jenny Hyun==
[[Last Thursday]], a songwriter who wrote singles for groups like Girl's Generation named Jenny Hyun was scouring the interwebs for western pop songs she could steal when she came across [[pol]]. After browsing the board for less than 1.4 seconds, she became a nigger-hating, Korean nationalist who fought to maintain South Korea's racial purity from the evil forces of dark-skinned diversity. In response to a tweet made by professional boxer Floyd Mayweather about why some [[asian]] guy becoming a pro-basketball player was big news when black people do it all the time, Hyun responded [[insane|rationally]] to his dumb comment by declaring the eradication of the black race. Below is a compilation of her Nuremberg speech. Meanwhile on the K-pop scene, There is much anticipation over her new upcoming singles "HEIL★HEIL★HEIL♥HITLER-STYLE!" and "깜둥이가 다이 다이!".

Even [[Azn|Chinks]] hate [[Niggers]] which would explain their many differences.

Asians are intelligent and docile. Niggers are stupid and wild.
Asians have an interesting, high-tech culture. Niggers have an cannibalistic culture.
Asians have small dicks. Niggers have big dicks.
Asians have small lips. Niggers have huge lips.
Asians love each other. Niggers hate each other.
Asians are warm and welcoming. Niggers are aggressive and abrasive.
Asians have small and squinty eyes. Niggers have big/ugly googly eyes.

Both are subhuman scum as neither of them are Caucasian. Mongolians slightly resemble monkeys whereas the Negroid DNA IS 69% monkey, which explains their urgent need for sex. As a punishment God gave them pubes on their heads, read more in [[Nigger]].

Niggers promote all white kids to be either; [[Wiggers]], [[Ghetto|Thugs]], [[You|Slackers]] or [[Douchebag|Douchebags]] while on the other hand Asians promote white kids to become; [[Atheist|Heathens]], [[Weeaboo|Weeaboos]], [[Kpop|Koreaboos]], [[You|Nintendofags]] or [[Buddhism|Demonic Buddhists]].
ALL allowed and encouraged by the subhuman Jewish assholes.

Mexicans perspective on Asians and Niggers. Hope you enjoyed!

<center>[[File:Jennyhyunmeltdown.jpg]]</center>

After the media fiasco, Hyun responded with the following:

{{quote|[[Postal 2|I regret nothing]]|Jenny Hyun}}

==Videos==
{{Spoiler|Girl's Generation won [[youtube|jewtube]] Music Award's Video Of The Year!}}

<center><big>'''The following videos will make you question your sexuality'''</big></center> 
<center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>EUskig59Xe8</youtube>|
<youtube>U7mPqycQ0tQ</youtube>|<youtube>3vmlYkbcVeA</youtube>|<youtube>k3HcosxKGK8</youtube>|
<youtube>OGvwy3qhjDM</youtube>|
<youtube>hmE9f-TEutc</youtube>|
<youtube>J_CFBjAyPWE</youtube>|
<youtube>NB5jyYD2WEw</youtube>}}
</center>

==See Also==
*[[J-pop]]
*[[Koreaboo]]
*[[/mu/]]
*[[Otto Warmbier]] Died because he liked [[North Korea|Northern K-Pop]]
*[[Good Korea|South Korea]]

{{Music}}
{{Azn}}
{{Korea}}
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{{Retarded Edit Wars}}
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4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-26T17:14:01Z

Globe-kun:

{{gem}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Hatsune Miku win transparent.gif|240px]]}}
[[File:4chanBanner-111.png|center|600px]]
[[File:Threat-4chanHACKED.png|thumb|right]]
The story begins on November 3rd, 2021, when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiroyuki]] (Gookmoot) made the decision to close the [[4chan#Former/retired_boards|/qa/]] board. That decision set events into motion that few could foresee. It resulted in the birth of the [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party]], a board that the jannies initially dismissed as a one trick pony, for how long could a site last based on one joke (see [[8chan]] if you want an idea)? They had a comfy, tidy gig - /b/ was full of porn, /g/ was full of the same tedious arguments, /pol/ was just collective seething over Twitter screenshots, /r9k/ was one blackpill after another.

Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.

On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. <s>And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. Hopefully it isn't 4chan's last gasp... But, if it is, so long and thanks for all the fish. </s> Jannies somehow rewrote the spaghetticode in 9 days. As is expected, they did that for free too.

==How To==
[[File:4chan2025megahack-ElonMuskCalledInAFavor.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Elon Musk called in a favor.]]The hax was achieved through an [[STD| improperly sanitised upload]] of a PDF. It used an exploit in a hilariously outdated 2012 version of GhostScript that 4chan was using, whereby the hacker gained root. Other revelations include that the Yotsuba codebase is held together with prayers, duck tape and chewing gum, but it is now open source so you too can [[FTFY|help fix it]]! The infrastructure is somehow worse than that of ED's, making it a wonder that this hack hadn't happened sooner. In fact, such lax security is clear evidence that 4chan was a [[party van|CIA honeypot]] all along.

[[File:4chan-hack-howto.png|500px|center|thumb|PwneD Forever]]

Soyjak.party has allegedly taken credit for the cyberattack.[https://archive.ph/TnB7D]

[[File:4chan2025megahack-SoyjakPartyWon.jpg|350px|center]]

==4cope pasta==
Hordes of 4chan rapefugees descended upon the boards of soy, and this pasta emerged from the [[cesspool|collective unconscious]] of the sharty:
<pre>
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
</pre>
There is a darker possibility that this was real, and some poor anon was stifled just as he was about to meet frens IRL and [[NORP|become normal]]. RIP.

[[File:4ch pwnt.mp4|thumb]]

==The Fallout==
===Party Hard===
Despite the fact that 4chan is eternal, many people came out of the woodworks to dance on its grave. Worse, people are trying to manifest 4chan's permanent downfall as if all the "Nazi CHUD" Anons won't just try to invade their spaces in due time. Have fun with that! And you've also got the people who are "worried" that le evil chuds will "infect" discord and other platforms, even though 4chan has been all normies for years.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-wishfulthinker.png|400px|thumb|center|Wishful thinking from someone who clearly doesn't work in IT]]

===The Last Post of Anon===
Since the hack initially took down all the boards BUT /qa/, it was trival to determine the last post made on 4chan before it went down. And that piece of wisdom from anon? [[Minecraft|Chicken Jockey]] [https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368446/what-the-fuck-is-going-on].

[[File:4chan2025Megahack-Last post Chicken Jockey.jpeg|400px|thumb|center|If 4chan was gonna go out like that, it should've been "Skibbidy Toilet"]]

===What's Next===
So now what? Well, the site can't go back up because now everyone knows what system they're using as well as their keys. So Gookmoot and his crack team of jannies are probably just going to patch holes just enough to last the next 10 years until someone uploads a ZIP file to take it down again. They may also update their copyright notices.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-gookmootDidntUpdate.png|400px|center|thumb|now it'll say ©2003-2025 for the next 10 years]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:April 15th, 2025 tweet by KiwiFarmsDotNet 1.png
File:Wikipedia editor waiting for 4chan to die.gif
File:The final 4chan pre-2025 hack post was chicken jockey 350.gif
File:4chan ctf.gif|Cobson has root
File:4chan i am become admin.png|Finally, a post from hiroyuki!
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
File:4chan 2025 Megahack soy art.png | The Day of the Mop
File:4hack qa returns.png
File:4cuck lost.jpg
File:4hack muh soc.gif | AGH ME /SOC/!
File:4ch is delete.jpg | NUKED FROM ORBIT
Captain_Gem.png
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Hacking]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]
*[[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak|The KYM Entry}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset|Great Cuckset}}
*{{archive|wQ7Pu|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]
*[https://www.0bin.org/paste/VE38XxTU#Fv0+-3o+Fuwmo+OTOwIusgTa0+a15pqq7x7hzFRYHqb Raw janny dox]

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{{epic}}
{{SecurityFaggots}}
{{GNA}}
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Mr. Hands

2025-04-25T20:53:29Z

Globe-kun: fixing blank space

[[Image:Mr-hands.jpg|thumb|Kenneth Pinyan aka Mr. Hands, [[An hero]] to Washington state]]

[[Image:1mrhand111.jpg|thumb|right|250px|It's Mr. Hands, not Ray Walston or Mr. Hand]]

[[Image:1mrhand222.jpg|thumb|right|200|And this is Richard O'Brian being creepy as Mr. Hand. The an hero [[Furfag|furry]] is once again Mr. Hands]]

In 2005, a video popped up on the internet called "'''mrhands.mpg'''". The video, made in Enumclaw, Washington, outside of [[Seattle]], is of a man being [[fucked]] [[in the ass]] by a horse.

The unknown person then reportedly began experiencing mysterious pains coming from within, but did not want to go to the hospital. In spite of this his friends opted to take him to the hospital three hours later. Sadly, '''Mr. Hands''' died en route from internal bleeding. It was later disclosed that his name was Kenneth Pinyan, and he refused to go to the hospital because he was a high profile [[Tf2|engineer]] for Boeing and didn't want his reputation ruined in the same way his organs were.

The lesson in all of this is that [[bestiality]] was not illegal in the state of Washington for some reason. The only thing they could get him for was trespassing. In Washington people regularly had sex with horses without legal recourse. In the wake of the event however, bestiality was made illegal. Of special note is a line in the law making the ''filming'' of bestiality illegal as well. The cameraman, Michael Tait, was fined 300 dollars for his role in the event.

==Was Mr. Hands a [[Furry]]?==
[[Image:4chanMrEd.jpg|thumb|Dramatic Re-enactment]]
Technically, no. There are a few important differences:
*Furries claim not to have sex with animals.
*Mr. Hands does not wear a [[fursuit]]. Neither did his "partner".
*As much as we wish they did, the majority of furries don't [[die]] after being fucked stupid.
*Judging by the amount of horse [[cock]] in his ass and the [[orgasm|orgasmic]] groans of ecstasy, Mr. Hands is clearly a [[faggot]] (Even though all furries are [[faggots]], not all faggots are furries. There are so many different [[Fetishes|perversions]] to choose from.).

Note: Mr. Hands doesn't qualify as [[animal abuse]], because the horse quite clearly seems to be enjoying it. If anything, the "[[people|hyoomans]]" suffered the most. By ''hyoomans'', we are not referring to Mr. Hands himself, but rather the many viewers who have been permanently scarred by watching him fatally take a [[Giant dildo of death|gigantic]] animal schlong up the ass.''
{{clear}}

==Mr. Hands' Balls==
Kenneth's testicles resemble the shape of spines or thorns. [[Some argue]] that he had some kind of piercing or implantation procedure done. However, [[Some argue|others argue]] that frequent [[anal]] penetration by a FUCKING HUGE HORSE [[COCK]] can't be that healthy for the reproduction organs, so it's no wonder that his balls look like they've been through [[over 9000]] kinds of issues, illnesses and [[Jay Naylor|crap like this]].

<center>{{fv|handsvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>9sZ3-QQxoP8</youtube>

"I don't even want to watch the horse's dick. I want to see the guy's balls."

|<youtube>Vk8FQQZfkhk</youtube>

Even badass gangstas are turned into little church mice by Mr. Hands

|<youtube>JGs7epRcz1I</youtube>

You ''know'' these two [[GNAA|nigger faggots]] love it
}}</center>
{{clear}}


==Gallery==
{{cg|Mr. Hands Gallery|cg|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:MrHorse.JPG|Mr. Horse = [[ಠ_ಠ]]
Image:Mr Hands accidentally a horse cock.jpg|[[House|The head of diagnostic medicine at Princeton-Plainsboro]] finds his diagnosis
Image:Donkeyrapetime.gif|[[A challenger appears]]?
Image:1equus111.jpg|Mr. Hands wet dream
Image:Mrhands.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:FFFFFFFFFFFUUUHands.jpg|[[Rage|FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]]
Image:Mr-Ed.jpg|Having felt left out of the bestiality business, Mr Ed decided to get in on the action.
Image:Zeta_horse_sex.jpg|[[WTF]]?
Image:Horse Furry Ass Gape.jpg|Many a furry has had wet dreams about this.
Image:SpinningHorsecock.gif|[[meat spin|Spinning]] [[Horsecock|horse cock]].
Image:Mr Handsmen.png|[[gentlemen|Mr. Handsmen]] being owned.
File:Horsecartoon.png|The horse liked it
File:Kenpinyanreact.jpg
File:MyAnus.jpg|...WELP
Image:horse dick swastika2.gif|Sieg Hands
</gallery>}}{{clear}}

==See Also==
[[Image:Animefuckingsucks.jpg|thumb|RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!]]
*[[Ed Poor]]
*[[Bestiality]]
*[[Darkhorseman]]
*[[Bronies]] - All of them inspire to be him.
*[[Giant dildo of death]] Mr. Hands would have enjoyed this . . .
*[[I Hate Horses]]
*[[Jasha Lottin]]
*[[Horsecock]]
*[[Shock videos]]
*[[swap.avi]]
*[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!]]
*[[Zetaforum]]
*''[[ZOO: The Movie]]'': They made a movie about him

==External Links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case Wikipedia Article]
* [http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/details-we-cant-quite-comprehend/ Story about the brothel/stable.]
* [http://www.seacoastonline.com/article/20051204/NEWS/312049988 Cameraman fined $300 for horse-fucking death]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20081223013750/http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2078474521/ Trailer for ''Zoo'' (AKA ''Mr. Hands - The Motion Picture'') at the Internet Movie Database (IMDB)]
* [http://btkitty.pet/torrent/BcEBDQAwCAMwSx_he5ADDPxLeLvs8qT68WjQ1J3cwKzZIlIO1QM_.html Guide written by a close friend of Mr. Hands that teaches one how to take such things anally.]
* [http://archive.fo/1eHqh From the same men who brought you Mr. Hands...]
* [http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/5034/WA/US/ The entire story]
* [http://hdrevolution.ytmnd.com/ Horse dick revolution]
{{animals}}
{{anheroes}}
{{MLP}}
{{sex}}
{{furfaggotry}}

[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

Mr. Hands

2025-04-25T20:52:56Z

Globe-kun: Note to any new editors who notice the lack of the video

[[Image:Mr-hands.jpg|thumb|Kenneth Pinyan aka Mr. Hands, [[An hero]] to Washington state]]

[[Image:1mrhand111.jpg|thumb|right|250px|It's Mr. Hands, not Ray Walston or Mr. Hand]]

[[Image:1mrhand222.jpg|thumb|right|200|And this is Richard O'Brian being creepy as Mr. Hand. The an hero [[Furfag|furry]] is once again Mr. Hands]]

In 2005, a video popped up on the internet called "'''mrhands.mpg'''". The video, made in Enumclaw, Washington, outside of [[Seattle]], is of a man being [[fucked]] [[in the ass]] by a horse.

The unknown person then reportedly began experiencing mysterious pains coming from within, but did not want to go to the hospital. In spite of this his friends opted to take him to the hospital three hours later. Sadly, '''Mr. Hands''' died en route from internal bleeding. It was later disclosed that his name was Kenneth Pinyan, and he refused to go to the hospital because he was a high profile [[Tf2|engineer]] for Boeing and didn't want his reputation ruined in the same way his organs were.

The lesson in all of this is that [[bestiality]] was not illegal in the state of Washington for some reason. The only thing they could get him for was trespassing. In Washington people regularly had sex with horses without legal recourse. In the wake of the event however, bestiality was made illegal. Of special note is a line in the law making the ''filming'' of bestiality illegal as well. The cameraman, Michael Tait, was fined 300 dollars for his role in the event.

==Was Mr. Hands a [[Furry]]?==
[[Image:4chanMrEd.jpg|thumb|Dramatic Re-enactment]]
Technically, no. There are a few important differences:
*Furries claim not to have sex with animals.
*Mr. Hands does not wear a [[fursuit]]. Neither did his "partner".
*As much as we wish they did, the majority of furries don't [[die]] after being fucked stupid.
*Judging by the amount of horse [[cock]] in his ass and the [[orgasm|orgasmic]] groans of ecstasy, Mr. Hands is clearly a [[faggot]] (Even though all furries are [[faggots]], not all faggots are furries. There are so many different [[Fetishes|perversions]] to choose from.).

Note: Mr. Hands doesn't qualify as [[animal abuse]], because the horse quite clearly seems to be enjoying it. If anything, the "[[people|hyoomans]]" suffered the most. By ''hyoomans'', we are not referring to Mr. Hands himself, but rather the many viewers who have been permanently scarred by watching him fatally take a [[Giant dildo of death|gigantic]] animal schlong up the ass.''
{{clear}}

==Mr. Hands' Balls==
Kenneth's testicles resemble the shape of spines or thorns. [[Some argue]] that he had some kind of piercing or implantation procedure done. However, [[Some argue|others argue]] that frequent [[anal]] penetration by a FUCKING HUGE HORSE [[COCK]] can't be that healthy for the reproduction organs, so it's no wonder that his balls look like they've been through [[over 9000]] kinds of issues, illnesses and [[Jay Naylor|crap like this]].

<center>{{fv|handsvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>9sZ3-QQxoP8</youtube>

"I don't even want to watch the horse's dick. I want to see the guy's balls."

|<youtube>Vk8FQQZfkhk</youtube>

Even badass gangstas are turned into little church mice by Mr. Hands

|<youtube>JGs7epRcz1I</youtube>

You ''know'' these two [[GNAA|nigger faggots]] love it
}}</center>
{{clear}}


==Gallery==
{{cg|Mr. Hands Gallery|cg|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:MrHorse.JPG|Mr. Horse = [[ಠ_ಠ]]
Image:Mr Hands accidentally a horse cock.jpg|[[House|The head of diagnostic medicine at Princeton-Plainsboro]] finds his diagnosis
Image:Donkeyrapetime.gif|[[A challenger appears]]?
Image:1equus111.jpg|Mr. Hands wet dream
Image:Mrhands.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:FFFFFFFFFFFUUUHands.jpg|[[Rage|FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]]
Image:Mr-Ed.jpg|Having felt left out of the bestiality business, Mr Ed decided to get in on the action.
Image:Zeta_horse_sex.jpg|[[WTF]]?
Image:Horse Furry Ass Gape.jpg|Many a furry has had wet dreams about this.
Image:SpinningHorsecock.gif|[[meat spin|Spinning]] [[Horsecock|horse cock]].
Image:Mr Handsmen.png|[[gentlemen|Mr. Handsmen]] being owned.
File:Horsecartoon.png|The horse liked it
File:Kenpinyanreact.jpg
File:MyAnus.jpg|...WELP
Image:horse dick swastika2.gif|Sieg Hands
</gallery>}}{{clear}}

==See Also==
[[Image:Animefuckingsucks.jpg|thumb|RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!]]
*[[Ed Poor]]
*[[Bestiality]]
*[[Darkhorseman]]
*[[Bronies]] - All of them inspire to be him.
*[[Giant dildo of death]] Mr. Hands would have enjoyed this . . .
*[[I Hate Horses]]
*[[Jasha Lottin]]
*[[Horsecock]]
*[[Shock videos]]
*[[swap.avi]]
*[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!]]
*[[Zetaforum]]
*''[[ZOO: The Movie]]'': They made a movie about him

==External Links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case Wikipedia Article]
* [http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/details-we-cant-quite-comprehend/ Story about the brothel/stable.]
* [http://www.seacoastonline.com/article/20051204/NEWS/312049988 Cameraman fined $300 for horse-fucking death]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20081223013750/http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2078474521/ Trailer for ''Zoo'' (AKA ''Mr. Hands - The Motion Picture'') at the Internet Movie Database (IMDB)]
* [http://btkitty.pet/torrent/BcEBDQAwCAMwSx_he5ADDPxLeLvs8qT68WjQ1J3cwKzZIlIO1QM_.html Guide written by a close friend of Mr. Hands that teaches one how to take such things anally.]
* [http://archive.fo/1eHqh From the same men who brought you Mr. Hands...]
* [http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/5034/WA/US/ The entire story]
* [http://hdrevolution.ytmnd.com/ Horse dick revolution]
{{animals}}
{{anheroes}}
{{MLP}}
{{sex}}
{{furfaggotry}}

[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

Portal:Gaming/Games and Characters

2025-04-25T20:38:57Z

Globe-kun: /* S-T */ gaming template was included on sprunki page so im putting it here for consistency

<noinclude>''See also: [[Portal:Gaming/Related Articles]]''
== A-B ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent1" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[APB: All Points Bulletin]] •
[[AQ Worlds]] •
[[Ace of Spades]] •
[[Achaea]] •
[[Advance Wars]] •
[[Aertheca]] •
[[Agar.io]] •
[[Age of Conan]] •
[[Aliens: Colonial Marines]] •
[[Aion: The Tower of Eternity]] •
[[Among Us]] •
[[TV Tropes/AmorousProfessorCherry|Amorous Professor Cherry]] •
[[Anarchy Online]] •
[[Angband]] •
[[Angry Birds]] •
[[Angry Goy]] •
[[Angry Goy II]] •
[[Animal Crossing]] •
[[Ashes Cricket 2013]] •
[[Assassin's Creed]] •
[[AtWar]] •
[[Audiosurf]] •
[[BOLO]] •
[[BYOND]] •
[[Banjo Kazooie]] •
[[Battle Raper]] •
[[Battlefield 1]] •
[[Battlefield 2]] •
[[Battlefield 2142]] •
[[Battlefield 3]] •
[[Battlefield 4]] •
[[Battlefield V]] •
[[Battlefield Heroes]] •
[[Battlefield Play4Free]] •
[[Battlefield: Bad Company 2]] •
[[Bayonetta]] •
[[Black Lives Splatter]] •
[[Beatmania IIDX]] •
[[Bidoof]] •
[[Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing]] •
[[Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg]] •
[[Bioshock]] •
[[Bioshock Infinite|BioShock Infinite]] •
[[BlazBlue]] •
[[Blockland]] •
[[Bloodbourne]] •
[[Bloodraptor]] •
[[Bob's Game]] •
[[Bobba Bar]] •
[[Bomberman]] •
[[Borderlands]] •
[[Braid]] •
[[Braixen]] •
[[Brink]] •
[[Browser MMO]] •
[[Buck Bumble]] •
[[Bulletball]] •
[[Bullet to the Head of the NRA]] •
[[Bully (Video Game)|Bully]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== C-D ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent2" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Cactuar]] •
[[Call of Duty]] •
[[Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]] •
[[Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare]] •
[[Call of Duty: Black Ops]] •
[[Call of Duty: Black Ops 2]] •
[[Call of Duty: Black Ops 3]] •
[[Call of Duty: Black Ops 4]] •
[[Call of Duty: Black Ops 6]] •
[[Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War]] •
[[Call of Duty: Ghosts]] •
[[Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare]] •
[[Call of Duty: Mobile]] •
[[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]] •
[[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2]] •
[[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3]] •
[[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2022)]] •
[[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (2023)]] •
[[Call of Duty: Warzone]] •
[[Call of Duty: World at War]] •
[[Call of Duty: WWII]] •
[[Call of Duty: Vanguard]] •
[[Castlevania]] •
[[Cave Story]] •
[[Chex Quest]] •
[[Chicken Smoothie]] •
[[Chrono Trigger]] •
[[City of Heroes]] •
[[Club Penguin]] •
[[Combat Arms]] •
[[Conker's Bad Fur Day]] •
[[Conquer Online]] •
[[TV Tropes/Conquering The Queen|Conquering the Queen]] •
[[Contra]] •
[[Cookie Clicker]] •
[[Counter-Strike]] •
[[Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover]] •
[[Crazy Bus]] •
[[Crossfire]] •
[[Cry of Fear]] •
[[Crysis]] •
[[Crysis 2]] •
[[Custer's Revenge]] •
[[Cyber nations]] •
[[Cynthia]] •
[[DBZ Tribute]] •
[[DDR]] •
[[DOS game]] •
[[Dark Age of Camelot]] •
[[Darkfall]] •
[[Darknest]] •
[[Dark Souls]] •
[[Dark Souls 2]] •
[[Dating sim]] •
[[Days Gone]] •
[[Dead Frontier]] •
[[Dead Rising]] •
[[Dead Space]] •
[[Dead or Alive]] •
[[Dead to Rights]] •
[[Demon's Souls]] •
[[Depression Quest]] •
[[Deus Ex]] •
[[Diablo II]] •
[[Diablo III]] •
[[Digimon]] •
[[Digimon Battle]] •
[[Dino Crisis 2]] •
[[Doom]] •
[[Doom 3]] •
[[Doom 4|Doom (2016)]] •
[[DotA]] •
[[DotA 2]] •
[[TV Tropes/DoYouLikeHornyBunnies|Do You Like Horny Bunnies?]] •
[[Dragon Age: Origins]] •
[[Dragon Cave]] •
[[Duck Hunt]] •
[[Duke Nukem]] •
[[Duke Nukem 3D]] •
[[Duke Nukem Forever]] •
[[Dungeons & Dragons]] •
[[Duty Calls]] •
[[Dwarf Fortress]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== E-F ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent3" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[E.T.]] •
[[ERepublik]] •
[[EVE Online]] •
[[Earth Eternal]] •
[[EarthBound]] •
[[Elite Beat Agents]] •
[[Emogame]] •
[[Endless Online]] •
[[EverQuest]] •
[[EverQuest II]] •
[[Evony]] •
[[Existence]] •
[[Fable]] •
[[Fable 2]] •
[[Fallout]] •
[[Fall Guys]] •
[[Far Cry]] •
[[Far Cry 5]] •
[[Farm Town]] •
[[TV Tropes/FATAL|FATAL]] •
[[Fat Princess]] •
[[FatQuack]] •
[[Façade]] •
[[Final Fantasy]] •
[[Final Fantasy IV]] •
[[Final Fantasy Tactics]] •
[[Final Fantasy VI]] •
[[Final Fantasy VII]] •
[[Final Fantasy VII Remake]] •
[[Final Fantasy VIII]] •
[[Final Fantasy X]] •
[[Final Fantasy XI]] •
[[Final Fantasy XIII]] •
[[Final Fantasy XIV]] •
[[Final Fantasy XV]] •
[[Fire Emblem]] •
[[Five Nights at Freddy's]] •
[[FlashFlashRevolution]] •
[[Folklore]] •
[[Fortnite]] •
[[Forumwarz]] •
[[Free Realms]] •
[[Frets On Fire]] •
[[Friday Night Funkin]] •
[[Front Mission 5]] •
[[Furcadia]] •
[[Furry Fopsy]] •
[[Furry Paws]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== G-H ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent4" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Gacha Life]] •
[[Gaia Online]] •
[[Game Theory]] •
[[Gamespy]] •
[[Garchomp]] •
[[Gardevoir]] •
[[Garry's Mod]] •
[[Gears Of War]] •
[[Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme]] •
[[George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter]] •
[[Gloom]] •
[[God of War]] •
[[Goldeneye 007]] •
[[Googlewhacking]] •
[[Graal]] •
[[Grand Theft Auto]] •
[[Guild Wars]] •
[[Guild Wars 2]] •
[[Guile]] •
[[Guilty Gear]] •
[[Guitar Hero]] •
[[Gunz]] •
[[Half-Life]] •
[[Half-Life 2]] •
[[Halo]] •
[[Happy Wheels]] •
[[Hatred (Video Game)]] •
[[Heavy Rain]] •
[[Hero Online]] •
[[Higurashi]] •
[[Homefront]] •
[[Hotel Mario]] •
[[House of the Dead]] •
[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== I-J ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent5" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[IS Defense]] •
[[JFK Reloaded]] •
[[Jumpman]] •
[[Just Cause]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== K-L ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent6" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Katamari Damacy]] •
[[Katawa Shoujo]] •
[[Kerbal Space Program]] •
[[Kid Icarus]] •
[[Khimeros]] •
[[Killing Floor]] •
[[Killzone 2]] •
[[Kingdom Hearts]] •
[[Kingdom of Loathing]] •
[[Kingory]] •
[[Kirby]] •
[[LUNA Online]] •
[[League of Legends]] •
[[Left 4 Dead]] •
[[Legacy of Kain]] •
[[Legend of Aurea]] •
[[Legend of the Cryptids]] •
[[Legend of Zelda]] •
[[Lemmings]] •
[[Life]] •
[[TV Tropes/LightningWarriorRaidy|Lightning Warrior Raidy]] •
[[Limbo of the Lost]] •
[[Linerider]] •
[[Little Big Planet]] •
[[Lopunny]] •
[[Lucario]] •
[[Lugia]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== M-N ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent7" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[M.U.G.E.N]] •
[[M3]] •
[[Mabinogi]] •
[[Mafia Wars]] •
[[Manhunt]] •
[[MapleStory]] •
[[MapleStory Clones]] •
[[Marathon]] •
[[Mario]] •
[[Mario Paint]] •
[[Marvel vs Capcom 3]] •
[[Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes]] •
[[Mass Effect]] •
[[Matthew Nicholson]] •
[[MDK]] •
[[Medal of Honor]] •
[[Medieval II: Total War]] •
[[Megaman]] •
[[Meme War]] •
[[Metal Gear Online]] •
[[Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance]] •
[[Metal Gear Solid]] •
[[Metal Slug]] •
[[Metroid]] •
[[Mighty No. 9]] •
[[Mike Tyson's Punch Out]] •
[[Minecraft]] •
[[Modern Warfare 2]] •
[[Modern Warfare 3]] •
[[Monkey Island]] •
[[TV Tropes/MonsterGirlQuest|Monster Girl Quest]] •
[[Monster Ranch Online]] •
[[Moonbase Alpha]] •
[[Morrowind]] •
[[Mortal Kombat]] •
[[Mr. Bucket]] •
[[Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015]] •
[[Murloc]] •
[[Muscle March]] •
[[Mushroom Kingdom Fusion]] •
[[Muslim Massacre]] •
[[My Inner Life]] •
[[NANACA†CRASH!!]] •
[[Natural Selection game]] •
[[Nekopara]] •
[[NeoPets]] •
[[NeoPets: The Darkest Faerie]] •
[[NiGHTS into Dreams]] •
[[Night of Bush Capturing]] •
[[Ninjas vs. Pirates]] •
[[No Man's Sky]] •
[[No More Heroes]] •
[[Noby Noby Boy]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== O-P ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent8" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[OMGWTFOTL]] •
[[Okami]] •
[[Online sex games]] •
[[Oregon Trail]] •
[[Orion Dino Horde]] •
[[Ouija Board]] •
[[Overwatch]] •
[[Pac-Man]] •
[[Pangya]] •
[[Parappa The Rapper]] •
[[Parasite Eve]] •
[[Perfect Dark]] •
[[Payday 2|Payday 2]] •
[[Phoenix Wright]] •
[[Pikaman]] •
[[Pikmin]] •
[[PlaneShift]] •
[[Planetside_2|Planetside 2]] •
[[Platform Racing]] •
[[PokeMMO]] •
[[Pokémon]] •
[[Pokémon Go]] •
[[Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Series]] •
[[Pony Island]] •
[[Pop'n Music]] •
[[Portal]] •
[[Porygon]] •
[[Postal 2]] •
[[Preytor]] •
[[Professor Layton]] •
[[Progress Quest]] •
[[Prototype]] •
[[Psypets]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== Q-R ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent9" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Quake]] •
[[Quest 64]] •
[[TV Tropes/Rance|Rance]] •
[[RPG Maker]] •
[[Ragnarok]] •
[[Ragnarok Online]] •
[[RapeLay]] •
[[Rear Mission Devolved]] •
[[Red Dead Redemption]] •
[[Red Dead Redemption 2]] •
[[Resident Evil 2]] •
[[Resident Evil 3]] •
[[Resident Evil 4]] •
[[Resident Evil 5]] •
[[Resident Evil Outbreak]] •
[[Rock Band]] •
[[Roblox]] •
[[Robot Unicorn Attack]] •
[[Rogue]] •
[[Romance of the Three Kingdoms]] •
[[Rome: Total War]] •
[[Rose and Camellia]] •
[[Ruby Dragon Entertainment]] •
[[RuneScape]] •
[[Rust]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== S-T ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent10" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Sad Satan]] •
[[Saints Row]] •
[[Saya no Uta]] •
[[School Shooter: North American Tour 2012]] •
[[Scott Pilgrim vs the World]] •
[[Second Life]] •
[[Sephiroth]] •
[[Serious Sam 3]] •
[[Shadowrun]] •
[[Shaq-Fu]] •
[[Silent Hill]] •
[[Silkroad Online]] •
[[Silksong]] •
[[Simon Belmont]] •
[[Sinistar]] •
[[SkiFree]] •
[[Skullgirls]] •
[[Soldat]] •
[[Soldier Of Fortune II]] •
[[Sonic Forces]] •
[[Sonic Robo Blast 2]] •
[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] •
[[TV Tropes/SonoHanabiraNiKuchizukeWo|Sono Hanabira Ni Kuchizuke Wo]] •
[[Soul Calibur]] •
[[Space Invaders]] •
[[Splatoon]] •
[[Spore]] •
[[Sprunki]] •
[[Spyro the Dragon]] •
[[Star Blade]] •
[[Star Fox]] •
[[Star Ocean: Till the End of Time]] •
[[Star Wars: Battlefront II]] •
[[Star Wars Galaxies]] •
[[Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic]] •
[[Star Wars: The Old Republic]] •
[[StarCraft]] •
[[StarCraft II]] •
[[Starhawk]] •
[[Stick Arena]] •
[[Street Fighter 2]] •
[[Subspace/Continuum]] •
[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] •
[[Super GAME OVER]] •
[[Super Nintendo]] •
[[Super Robot Wars]] •
[[Super Smash Bros]] •
[[Superman 64]] •
[[Supreme Commander]] •
[[SWAuTistic]] •
[[Tabula Rasa]] •
[[Tales of Symphonia]] •
[[Tamagotchi]] •
[[Team Fortress 2]] •
[[Terraria]] •
[[Tetris]] •
[[The Arkh Project]] •
[[The Clown Prince Rises]] •
[[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]] •
[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]] •
[[The Forest]] •
[[The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild]] •
[[The Orion Project]] •
[[TV Tropes/TheSagaraFamily|The Sagara Family]] •
[[The Sims]] •
[[The War Z]] •
[[The Witcher]] •
[[The World Ends With You]] •
[[Tibia]] •
[[TimeSplitters]] •
[[Tomb Raider]] •
[[Toontown]] •
[[Touhou]] •
[[Transformice]] •
[[Tribes 2]] •
[[Tribes Ascend]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== U-V ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent11" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Uboa]] •
[[Ultima Online]] •
[[Ultros]] •
[[Umineko]] •
[[Uncharted]] •
[[Undertale]] •
[[Unreal Tournament]] •
[[Video games]] •
[[Visions]] •
[[Vortex]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== W-X ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent12" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Warframe]] •
[[War Thunder]] •
[[Warcraft 3]] •
[[Warhammer 40,000]] •
[[Warhawk]] •
[[Wario]] •
[[Watch_Dogs|Watch Dogs]] •
[[Whirled]] •
[[Wolfenstein]] •
[[World Wide Roleplay]] •
[[World of Darkness]] •
[[World of Longplays]] •
[[World of Warcraft]] •
[[WWII Online]] •
[[Wurm Online]] •
[[TV Tropes/Xchange|Xchange]] •
[[Xenimus]] •
[[Xenogears]] •
[[Xenosaga]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== Y-Z ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent13" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Yandere]] •
[[Yooka-Laylee]] •
[[ZDaemon]] •
[[ZeldaOnline]] •
[[Zoo Tycoon]] •
[[Zoroark]]
</div>

Andrew Ditch

2025-04-25T20:34:15Z

Globe-kun: /* Messy Business */

{{Aspergers}}
{{SickFuck}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''The Poopsquatch'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''| June 7, 1985 ({{Age|1985|6|7}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|{{hover|Tonawanda, [[New York]]|May be outdated}}}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Diagnoses'''|[[Autism|Bawwwtism]] ([[Self-diagnosed]]) [[Munchausen syndrome]] (reality) [[Incontinence]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Virgin]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Voice'''|[[File:Andrew Ditch voice.mp3]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Andrew Ditch''' (nicknamed '''The Poopsquatch''') is a fat, spoiled manchild who is constantly causing drama within his family and taping it online in hopes that people will see him for the oppressed victim that he wishes he was. His disgusting behavior includes shitting in his diapers and forcing his parents to change him and spazzing out over the most minute disturbances and acting like he is a victim of abuse when in fact he is the one abusing his family. He has literally poisoned his family members, abused police resources, fakes his autism and soils his diapers as a power move. Infamous both on the internet and his hometown, most of [[pigs|local police officers]] know him by name. Due to the fact he has been constantly recording every infraction he gets into, he has made some 3000+ YouTube videos to date. (counting unavailable videos).

[[File:Andrew Ditch booboos.png|thumb|Andrew Ditch with his boo-boos.]]
[[File:Andrew Ditch booboos2.png|thumb|BAWWWW!!!]]
Before being a poopy diaper super weirdo, he was a relatively well-adjusted guy, being able to drive, being an amateur meteorologist and running a computer business from home. All that changed after he became victim to a vehicular hit and run incident, after which he realized how good disabled people have it and decided to start faking his disorders. Even his mental health professionals don't believe he is really autistic or brain damaged and they are fed up with his shit.

==In the News==
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==YouTube Documentaries==

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==Messy Business==
[[File:Andrew Ditch smearing shit around his house.mp4|thumb|Andrew Ditch smearing shit around his hotel room.]]
Andrew Ditch likes to have poopy playtime with his Lincoln logs btw. If it wasn't mentioned already, he wears diapers and defecates in them, and probably uses his poo as lube like [[JaSonic]] does too. When he doesn't get his way, he will rip up his diapers and mess the place up, as such was the case with his father's car.

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==Home-to-home==
As of recent, the peaceful old man whom Andy once called his father has had enough of the (literal) shit and booted him out. Since then, he has bounced from group homes to bus stops across New York. He was temporarily put in a "closed rehab facility" as a Google review from him gushing about the workers who changed his diapers shows (the other reviews on there were complaining and wishing to be let out), but his antics were somehow SO tiring for the minimum wage workers that he was let out of a facility he was to permanently stay at. More recently, he was unable to continue living at his current Gwoup Howme because he was such a stuck-up bitch that every person assigned to him refused to continue working as they were fully aware that this man gets off from being babied and changed.
==See Also==
[[File:Adrew Ditch flashes a cop.mp4|thumb]]
*[[ABDL]]
*[[Daniel Larson]]
*[[JaSonic]]
*[[Pamperchu]]

==External Links==
*{{kf|181947|Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch}}
*{{yt|c|UCA3QMcexiTS5lM94uQN7Z4Q|His main YouTube channel}}

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Shock Site

2025-04-22T10:44:03Z

Globe-kun: /* Collection Sites with Pages Here */

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[[Image:Ultimate.JPG|thumb|Shocking, no?]]

'''Shock sites''' are what make the [[internet]] great. They are a perfect way to cause [[drama]] in a wide variety of [[retarded]] groups. However, if the group is not sufficiently retarded, or internet experienced, or the site is not shocking enough, you'll just end up being a huge [[failure]] at life. Handle with care.

There are four standard ways to display shocking content:

# '''Pic''' - Static image
#* Earliest notorious example: [[Goatse]]
# '''Flash loop''' - Short looping SWF video clip, usually set to music
#* Earliest notorious example: [[Meatspin]]
# '''Video''' - Extended video, usually not set to music
#* Earliest notorious example: [[Swap.avi]]
#'''Browser-fuckers''' - A complex way of displaying shock content that crashes your browser or fucks your computer in some way. And unlike the other three, you can't [[fap]] to that.
#* Earliest notorious example: [[Last Measure]]

Sites consisting entirely of text are not shock sites per se, but there have long existed both short and long shocking text passages (e.g. [[Raping Little Suzy]]).
 

== Recommended Usage ==
[[File:Eyes corpse.jpg|thumb|Typical reaction to a shock site.]]
Shock sites are best used under the guise of perfectly benign links. Approaches include:
# Generic Misdirects
#* [Insert Game Name] For Free! [[Pain series|http://download.gamesforfree.com/]]
# Site-specific Misdirects
#* Hey guys, go to http://[whatever].on.nimp.com for free/information on/etc. [whatever] links to [[Last Measure]]

== Partial List of Shock Sites, Past and Present ==

=== Large Compilations ===

* [[Discharges.org]] [http://www.discharges.org (link)] - Click on "hist" at the top of the screen for a long [[history]]'s worth of flash videos or check out [[Shock Site/Discharges|this complete guide to all the content on the site]]
* [http://shockhorrormedia.co.nr/ Shock Horror Media] - Collection of the most popular and controversial shock media including "goatse", "meatspin", "half eaten baby", "severed fingers" and more.
*[http://www.gardenerplants.com/ Gardener Plants] - Contains a large amount of mutilated Male Genitalia, Disease-Ridden Vaginas, and the occasional Baby. All in a Flash Loop set to "Yakety Sax".
* [http://thatsphucked.com thatsphucked.com] - A website devoted to showing you content similar to what's on ballsack.org. Updated daily with gore and porn. Recently added support for mobile devices such as iPhone and Android.
* [[Psyke.org]] [http://www.psyke.org/pictures/ "Pictures"] section - Thousands of [[guro|gory]] [[self injury]] pictures. Download the entire collection [http://www.psyke.org/download/pictures/ here.]

=== Content Detailed on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] ===

If the link has been struck through (<s>like this</s>) it is dead. Feel free to replace with a mirror site if you know of one!

* '''[[The Power 5]]''' - Five powerful [[Web 1.0]]-era classics:
** [[Goatse]] [http://www.goatse.info/ (link)] - The [[Web 1.0]]-era shock site that started it all (JPG)
** [[Tubgirl]] [http://www.tubgirl.me/ (link)] - [[Shit]]-water violently expelled (JPG) Now with shitty 18+ warning.
** [[Lemonparty]] [http://www.lemonparty.org/ (link)] - [[Old]] [[man]] sucks old man cock (JPG)
** [[Meatspin.com]] [http://www.meatspin.fr/ (link)] - [[Gay]] [[sex]] (SWF)
** [[Hai2u]] [http://www.hai2u.com/ (link)] - Cock-[[vomit]] (JPG) Now with shitty 18+ warning.

'''Newer Shock Content'''
* [[1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick]] - A faggot murders his lover, rapes the corpse, and feeds it to his dog before dismembering it.
* [[1man1jar]] [http://www.jarsquatter.com (link)]- Man attempts to pleasure self with a glass jar. It shatters.
* [[2girls1cup]] [http://cupchicks.com (link 1], [http://cupvid.com/ link 2)] - Oral [[shit]] sharing (Video)
* [[Babypaste]] - Shit meets clit (JPG)
* [[Big Bag]] <s>[http://bagslap.com/bag.html (link)]</s> - Gigantic swollen [[testicles]] meets terrifying [[ejaculation]] of an unknown substance (SWF) '''Link dead as of October 2014'''
* [[Cakefarts]] <s>[http://www.cakefarts.com/ (link)]</s> - A woman explosively [[farting]] into a [[cake]] (Video)
* [[Church of Fudge]] [http://www.1priest1nun.com/ (link)] - A [[German]] [[priest]], a [[German]] [[nun]] and some shit (Video)
* [[Dead babies]] — <s>[http://community.livejournal.com/dead_babies/ (link)]</s> No updates since 2011
* [[Eel girl]] [http://www.girlvinyl.com/eel (link)] - Eels in bodily orifices; hosted by our very own [[Girlvinyl]] (Video)
** AKA [http://www.ilovethefishes.com Ilovethefishes.com]
** AKA [http://www.eelsoup.net EelSoup.net]
* [[Funnelgirl]] [http://www.funnelchair.com (link)] - Originally made the rounds in [[2006]] and currently hosted on the LOLShock network as Funnelchair; a Japanese scat-flick involving a chair that forcibly funnels shit into some poor guy's mouth (Video)
* [[Fuck.org]] <s>[http://www.fuck.org/ (link)]</s> - Single shock image
* [[Jizztini]] <s>[http://www.jizztini.com (link)]</s> - A giant martini glass filled with [[semen]] (JPG)
* [[Last Measure]] - Spams your computer with shock content ''and'' crashes your browser - [[FTW|a winning combination!]]
* [[Mr. Hands]] [http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhands.mpg (MPG link)] - A video of a man being fatally [[Beastiality|fucked by a horse]] (Video)
** AKA [http://2guys1horse.com/ 2 Guys 1 Horse]
* [[Mudfall]] <s>[http://mudfall.com (link)]</s> - A [[shit]] waterfall (SWF)
* [[Nobrain.dk]] [http://www.canadianteaparty.com (link)] - A fat, gay Canadian 3-way
* [[Octopusgirl]] [http://www.OctopusGirl.com (link)] - A girl shitting an octopus out of her pussy (Video)
* [[Penisbird]] [http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ (link)] - Not very shocking but the majority of the pussies at [[Slashdot]] apparently found it distressing (JPG)
* [[Thewillpower]] [http://www.suckdude.com (link)] - Autofellatio (SWF)

===== Collection Sites with Pages Here =====

* [[eFukt]] - Porn gone wrong (Videos and Images)
* [[Gurochan]] — [http://www.guro.cx/ (link)]
* <s>[[Goregrish|GoreGrish.com]] — [http://www.goregrish.com/ (link)]
* [[Ogrish.com]] — [http://www.ogrish.com/ (link)]
* [[Rotten.com]] — [http://www.rotten.com/ (link)]</s>

==== ED Originals ====

* The [[Pain Series]] ([[stolen|"borrowed"]] from [[Something Awful|SA]])
* [[Offended?]]
* [[Kittens|This one isn't actually that harmful to your sanity]]

=== Live Shock Sites ===

==== Heyya.org ====

[http://www.heyya.org/ Heyya.org] links to all the following shock sites:
* [http://www.k-k-k.com/ K-K-K.com] - Video of black cock being sucked.
* [http://besties.org/ besties.org] - Two Asian dudes fucking (SWF)
* [http://thewillpower.org/ thewillpower.org] - Autofellatio to "Now You're a Man" by DVDA - See [http://www.SuckDude.com SuckDude.com]
* [[Lemonparty]]
* [http://www.yellaface.com/ Yellaface.com] - Video of a man pissing into a woman's [[Whore|speculum-spread]] vagina and ass so another woman can drink it out
* [http://www.macory.com/ Macory.com] - Anal sex with the woman shitting on the man's cock (SWF)
* [http://www.whoomp.org/ Whoomp.org] - Nerf football being popped out of a vagina (SWF)
* [http://jarsquatter.com/ Jarsquatter.com] - See [[1man1jar]]
* [http://www.dysfunctionalfamily.org/ Dysfunctionalfamily.org] - And you thought your family was fucked (Image)

==== ThatsPhucked.com ====

[http://www.thatsphucked.com/Default.aspx That's Phucked] offers fucked up sex videos and pictures along with the usual gore fare.
Now has a content disclaimer; not so great if you want to use it to shock friends and family. However their videos do work on Apple and Android devices so are great for texting links to friends.

* [http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/10/1-Ass-1-Baseball-Video.aspx 1 Ass 1 Baseball] - Woman shitting out a baseball (Video)
* [http://www.thatsphucked.com/video/24/1-Girl-1-Phone.aspx 1 Girl 1 Phone] - Ring, ring, ring, ring - vagina phone! (Video)
* [http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2009/01/Jar-Squatter.aspx Jar Squatter] - Man squatting while inserting a glass jar up his, well, you know. It breaks... (Video)
* [http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/12/Stuffed-Animal-Phucker.aspx Stuffed Animal Phucker] - Man has sex with a toy horse. (Video)
* [http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/08/Loudest-Orgasm-Ever.aspx Loudest Orgasm Ever] - Guy has the loudest orgasm you will ever hear! (Video)
* [http://www.thatsphucked.com/video/38/Man-fatally-shoots-himself.aspx Man fatally shoots himself] - Man fatally shoots himself while in a holding cell at the police station. (Video)
* [http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/07/1-Ass-2-Fists-Video.aspx 1 Ass 2 Fists] - 2 fists are used while having sex with a girl. ALL at the same time. (Video)
* [http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/12/2-Kids-In-A-SandBox.aspx 2 Kids In A SandBox] - Nothing to do with kids or sand. Woman inserts something large into a small hole on a guy (Video)

==== LOLShock ====

[http://www.lolshock.com/ LOLShock], like Meat Spin Network, has a list of many shock sites. Most have 18+ warnings on them, ruining the surprise:

* [http://www.ProlapseMan.com Prolapse Man] - Image of a man's prolapsed rectum
* [http://www.WalkTheDinosaur.com Walk the Dinosaur] - 3D animation of two dinosaurs giving one another blowjobs (SWF)
* [http://www.TheMacUser.org The Typical Mac User] - A man at his desk, covered in shit and sucking a shit-covered dildo as he jerks off (Image)
* [http://www.LOLTrain.com LOL Train] - Four men buttsecksing one another (Image)
* [http://www.FruitLauncher.com Fruit Launcher] - Woman launching oranges from her ass while shoving one in her vagina (SWF)
* [http://www.MilkFountain.com Milk Fountain] - A circle of women squirting milk from their asses onto a woman covered in shit (Image)
* [http://www.Homewares.org Homewares] - A woman covered in shit with shit in her vagina sucks on a shit-covered dildo (Image)
* [http://www.JapScat.org Jap Scat] - Japanese woman shitting so a man can eat it up (Video)
* [http://www.DadParty.com Dad Party] - Man being fucked by two [[tranny|trannies]] to "Make Love Like a Man" by Def Leppard (SWF)
* [http://www.bottleguy.com/ Bottle Guy] - Image of a bottle up a man's ass
* [http://www.turdgasm.com/ Turdgasm] - Two asian women eating puke and shit (Video)
**AKA [http://www.2girls1finger.org/ 2Girls1Finger]
* [http://www.VomitGirl.org VomitGirl.org] - Asian woman vomiting onto another woman's breasts (Video)
* [http://www.BowlGirl.com Bowl Girl] - Asian woman [[Pro Ana|forcing herself to vomit]] into a bowl (Video)
* [http://www.GoatseGirl.org Goatse Girl] - Woman being fucked in the ass and pushing her rectum out (Video) '''''Reported attack site as of January 2015.'''''
* [http://www.bluewaffle.net/ Bluewaffle.net] - [[Blue_waffle|An image of a delicious vagina]]
* [http://www.1guy1cock.com/ 1Guy1Cock] - Man choking on cock and semen (SWF)
* [http://www.1girl1pitcher.org/ 1Girl1Pitcher] - Girl pissing into a pitcher and drinking it, then eating shit for good measure (Video)
* [http://www.donotwatch.org/ Do Not Watch] - Man in a bathtub being shit on (Video)
* [http://www.ClownSong.com Clown Song] - Man (supposedly [[Goatse]]) showing off his gaping asshole as "Sabre Dance" plays (SWF) '''''Reported attack site as of January 2015'''''
* [http://www.PhoneJapan.com Phone Japan] - Japanese girl puking onto another Japanese girl to [[Wapanese|"Turning Japanese"]] by The Vapors (SWF)
* [http://www.wormgush.com/ Worm Gush] - Woman shitting onto another woman's face to "Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)" by Scatman John (SWF)
* [http://www.whipcrack.org/ Whip Crack] - Another [[meatspin]] rip-off, this time to "Let it Whip" by Dazz Band
* [http://www.LOLHello.com LOL Hello] - Two guys in their underwear covered in shit, the one on bottom presumably with his face in the other's ass (Image)
* [http://www.MudMonster.org Mud Monster] - A man jacking off while covered in shit (SWF)
* [http://www.NutAbuse.com Nut Abuse] - A man having his balls squeezed and kicked by two [[BDSM|dominatrices]] (Video)
* [http://www.SuckDude.com SuckDude.com] - Autofellatio to "Now You're a [[Faggot|Man]]" by DVDA
* [http://www.thehomo.org/ The Homo] - Picture of a crossdressing fat man with a dildo in his ass, a dildo in his mouth, and a water bottle over his dick
* [http://www.selfpwn.org/ Self Pwn] - Another man performing autofellatio, but this time he's black (Image)
* [http://www.kids-in-sandbox.com/ Kids in Sandbox] - Violent urethral sounding (SWF)
* [http://www.scrollbelow.com/ Scroll Below] - See [[offended]], except with shitty warning that ruins all the fun.
* [http://www.merryholidays.org/ MerryHolidays.org] - A Christmas special set to "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men (SWF)
* [http://www.4girlsfingerpaint.org/ 4girlsfingerpaint.org] - [[PROTIP]]: The paint is shit. (Video) '''''Reported attack site as of January 2015'''''

==== Shock Videos (Direct Links)====

* [http://www.mediafire.com/watch/x7jvd8c38zys04z/Chomp_20_Enhanced_.flv Chomp.wmv]- A man has his face covered in diarrhea which he eats.
* [https://gfycat.com/JampackedDapperDog Hanging Around] - A man hangs by his testicicles and spins (webm)
* [http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer.wmv BME trailer 1 (WMV)]- A gaping anus flares and drips cum.
* [http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer-2.wmv BME trailer 2 (WMV)]- Short clips: Gaping anuses, stabbed penises and other genital torture
* [http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv BME trailer 3 (WMV)]- Short clips: penis mutliation and extreme masturbation (ex: dildo in urethra)
* [http://modblog.bmezine.com/videos/flvplayer.swf?file=bmevideo4.flv BME trailer 4 (FLV)]- Short clips: testicular multilation with some penis mutilation

=== Nontraditional Shock Sites ===

Nontraditional shock sites host content that is shocking or generally [[offensive]], but requires a bit of exploration for full effect. These may contain "believable" content (i.e. offer to sell something that is offensive but that seems at least marginally reasonable).

* All the following are associated with the host of [http://www.insulting.com Insulting.com]:
** [http://www.puppyprofits.com/ Puppy Profits] - Canine sport fighting for fun and profit!
*** [http://www.stopdogfighting.net/ Stop Dog Fighting] - An ingenious site that encourages people to spam Puppyprofits.com across the net
** [http://victimsofchildren.com/ Victims of Children] - Help us stop childrens' abuse of [[Catholic|priests]]!
* Others...

=== Sites and Communities Specializing in Shock Images and Other Shocking Content ===

* [http://forum.goregrish.com/ GoreGrish] - Video, images and articles - Now links to Forum
* [http://ogrishforum.com/ Ogrishforum] - Requires signing up
* [http://goregasm.com/ goregasm.com] - Videos and images
* [http://www.theync.com/ TheYNC] - Videos, images and articles
* [http://www.liveleak.com/ liveleak] - What ogrish redirects to
* [http://cutedeadguys.net/ Cute Dead Guys] - Requires signing up
* [http://www.charonboat.com/ Charon Boat] - Videos, images and articles
* [http://www.bestgore.com/ Best Gore] - Videos, images and articles
* [http://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceDicks r/SpaceDicks on Reddit] - Shocking videos and images, mostly linked from less faggoty sites
* [http://www.reddit.com/r/MorbidReality r/MorbidReality] - Same as above, but more focused on death/violence
* [http://www.bestshockers.com/ Best Shockers] - Videos, images and gore

=== Reaction Videos ===

* <s>[http://bestreactions.com/funny_reactions.php Bestreactions.com] - Collection of reactions to [[2girls1cup]] and other shock sites</s> - Parked
* [http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrneutron/sets/1568481/ Flickr photoset of people seeing Goatse for the first time]
* [http://www.break.com/video/ugc/2-girls-1-cup-reaction-6-girls-402770 6 girls see 2girls1cup] for the first time

'''Some of the above sites may have been taken down by [[The Man]] - please add them to the list of dead sites below if and when this happens.'''

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== [[Baleeted|Dead]] Shock Sites ==

* [[1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick]] - Removed from Imageshack, mirrored on ED.
* [[3guys1hammer]] [http://forum.uncoverreality.com/audio-video/52789-murderers-brutally-kill-man-camera-beware-sickest-thing-you-will-ever-see.html (link)] [http://fucked-up.org/index.php?topic=27.0 (link2) ]
* [http://www.skindroop.com/ Skindroop.com]
* [http://www.dancingsnake.com/ Dancing Snake]
* [http://www.funnelgirl.net/ Funnelgirl.net] - See [http://www.funnelchair.com Funnel Chair]
* [http://fluffy.conedstuntsinc.co.nz Fluffy]
* [http://www.goatse.cx Original Goatse at Goatse.cx] - Currently a page to sign up for an email @Goatse.cx
* [http://www.sourpatch.org Sourpatch.org]
* [http://www.nowshowfriendsandworkmates.com NowShowFriendsAndWorkmates.com]
* [http://www.phreak.org/ana/skinny.html "Skinny Dipping"]
* [http://www.wowomg.com/rofl Meatspin evolved]
* [http://www.fanbangho.com/ Fanbangho.com]
* [http://www.nutsintheass.com/ NutsInTheAss.com]
* [http://www.nutsinpalin.com NutsInPalin.com]
* [http://out.ihang.org Out I Hang]
* [http://www.porkspin.com/ Porkspin.com]
* [http://www.goatsemarathon.com/ GoatseMarathon.com]
* [http://www.motherman.com/ MotherMan.com] - See [http://www.dadparty.com Dad Party]
* [http://geneticwaffle.com/ GeneticWaffle.com]
* [http://weticecream.com/ WetIceCream.com]
* [http://www.wowomg.com Wowomg.com]
* [http://www.googlehammer.com Googlehammer.com]
* [http://www.sourmath.com/ Sourmath.com]
* [http://www.meatspinnetwork.com/ Meat Spin Network] - Was made up of many shock sites, many of which contain looping SWFs. It and all of its associated links are dead or parked as of January 2015.
** [http://www.prolapsed.net/fieldofrosestrailer.swf Prolapsed.net]
** [http://www.goatsee.com/ goatsee.com] - See [[goatse]]
** [http://www.bellyboner.com/ Belly Boner]
** [http://www.imswinging.com/ ImSwinging] AKA [http://www.2guys1stump.com 2 Guys 1 Stump]
* [http://www.1guy2needles.com/ 1 Guy 2 Needles]
* [http://www.mouthwashed.com MouthWashed.com]
* [http://www.asspong.com AssPong.com]
* [http://www.saladandchips.com/ SaladAndChips.com]
* [http://www.eatyoursoup.com/ EatYourSoup.com] AKA [http://www.eatyoursoup.com/take-my-soup/ Take Your Soup]
* [http://www.youaresogay.com YouAreSoGay.com]
* [http://www.fingerslam.com/ FingerSlam.com]
* [http://www.bagslap.com/ BagSlap.com]
** [http://www.bagslap.com/mash.html Monster Mash @ Bagslap.com]
** [http://www.bagslap.com/bop.html The Bopper @ Bagslap.com]
** [http://www.bagslap.com/meatball.html Meatball @ Bagslap.com]
** [[Big Bag]] [http://www.bagslap.com/bag.html @ Bagslap.com]
** [http://bagslap.com/pink.html Pink Tee @ Bagslap.com]

==== Parked ====
* [http://www.ballsack.org BallSack.org] - Was one of the largest (1500+) compilations of shocking media content gathered from around the internets. Ballsack had gore, scat, and everything in between. It's like a malaise of Redbull and asparagus, so scantly sweet and vegetative.
* [http://www.sandcup.com Sandcup.com]
* [http://www.free2g1c.com/ Free2g1c.com]
* [http://www.girltap.com/ Girltap.com]
* [http://www.pressurespot.com/ PressureSpot.com]
* [http://www.1man1jar.com/ 1man1jar.com]
* [http://www.thepounder.com The Pounder]
* [http://www.cherrycake.org/ Cherrycake.org]
* [http://www.l33thaxor.tk/ L33tHaxor.tk]
* [http://www.salsasnack.com/ SalsaSnack.com]
* [http://crackfile.porkyhost.com/ Crackfile.porkyhost.com]
* [http://www.tubguys.tk/ Tub Guy (Hindu)]
* [http://www.alaskanblacksnake.com/ Alaskan Black Snake]
* [http://www.jewsnip.com/ Jewsnip.com]
* [http://www.meatloadfarts.com/ Fartloaf]
* [http://www.bloggerpals.com/ Bloggerpals.com]
* [http://www.8p1.net/ Enema Olympics]
* [http://www.cleangirls.org/ Cleangirls.org]
* [http://www.1guymudpie.com/ 1 Guy Mud Pie]
* [http://www.tard.biz/ Tard.biz]
* [http://www.lulz.info/ Lulz.info]
* [http://www.motherman.com Motherman.com]
* [http://www.smbu.us/ Smack My Bitch Up]
* [http://www.ananas.tk/ Ananas.tk]
* [http://www.teensluts.biz/ TeenSluts.biz]
* [http://www.eatingcream.com/ EatingCream.com]
* [http://www.mangems.com/ ManGems.com] - See [http://www.NutAbuse.com Nut Abuse]
* [http://www.watchbritneyspears.com/ WatchBritneySpears.com]

==== Dead Nontraditionals ====

* [http://www.puppybeef.com/ Puppy Beef] - Dead
* [http://www.kittybeef.com/ Kitty Beef] - Dead
* [[Bonsai Kitten]] [http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/ (link)] - Dead
* [http://www.ratbeef.com/ Rat Beef] - Parked
* [http://www.manbeef.com Manbeef.com] - Parked
* [http://www.dolphinsex.com Dolphinsex.com] - Parked
* [http://www.cheapabortions.com/ CheapAbortions.com]
* [http://porn.net/corporate/std_store/ STD Store] - Parked
* [http://porn.net/corporate/lifesaver/ The Live Saver] - Parked
* [http://www.aidsmapper.com/ AIDS Mapper] - Parked
* [http://www.abortiontracker.com/ Abortion Tracker] - Turned to [[moonspeak]]
* [http://www.analometer.com/ Analometer.com] - Same as above
* [http://www.childtrader.com/ Child Trader] - Again
* [http://www.kidsconcentrationcamps.com/ Kids Concentration Camps] - Again
* [http://www.gynosmart.com/ Gynosmart]
* [http://www.neutermexicans.com/ Neuter Mexicans]
* [http://www.scientologyloans.com/ Scientology Loans] - Parked
* [http://www.teacherharmony.com/ Teacher Harmony] - Parked

==== Dead Communities ====

* [http://www.jenkem.org/wiki/index.php?title=Shock_Sites Big list of shock sites] at [[jenkem]].org
* [http://www.nothingtoxic.com/ nothingtoxic] - Redirects to break.com
* [http://uncoverreality.com/ Uncover Reality] - Parked
* [http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/offensive/ B0g.org]
* [http://fucked-up.org/ Fucked-Up.org]
* [http://ogrishforum.info/ OgrishForum.info] - Parked
* [http://viraldeath.com/ Viraldeath.com]
* {{ljcomm|user=tws_support}} - No posts since August 2011

== See Also ==

* [[Discharges.org]]
* [[Shock image]]
* [[Offended?]]

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[[Category:Shock Sites| ]]
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
[[Category:Guro]]

Andrew Ditch

2025-04-21T16:32:27Z

Globe-kun:

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{{SickFuck}}
{{ib|[[File:Andrew Ditch.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''The Poopsquatch'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''| June 7, 1985 ({{Age|1985|6|7}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|{{hover|Tonawanda, [[New York]]|May be outdated}}}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Diagnoses'''|[[Autism|Bawwwtism]] ([[Self-diagnosed]]) [[Munchausen syndrome]] (reality) [[Incontinence]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Virgin]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Voice'''|[[File:Andrew Ditch voice.mp3]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Andrew Ditch''' (nicknamed '''The Poopsquatch''') is a fat, spoiled manchild who is constantly causing drama within his family and taping it online in hopes that people will see him for the oppressed victim that he wishes he was. His disgusting behavior includes shitting in his diapers and forcing his parents to change him and spazzing out over the most minute disturbances and acting like he is a victim of abuse when in fact he is the one abusing his family. He has literally poisoned his family members, abused police resources, fakes his autism and soils his diapers as a power move. Infamous both on the internet and his hometown, most of [[pigs|local police officers]] know him by name. Due to the fact he has been constantly recording every infraction he gets into, he has made some 3000+ YouTube videos to date. (counting unavailable videos).

[[File:Andrew Ditch booboos.png|thumb|Andrew Ditch with his boo-boos.]]
[[File:Andrew Ditch booboos2.png|thumb|BAWWWW!!!]]
Before being a poopy diaper super weirdo, he was a relatively well-adjusted guy, being able to drive, being an amateur meteorologist and running a computer business from home. All that changed after he became victim to a vehicular hit and run incident, after which he realized how good disabled people have it and decided to start faking his disorders. Even his mental health professionals don't believe he is really autistic or brain damaged and they are fed up with his shit.

==In the News==
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|<youtube>ECxLJY1PvZk</youtube>
|[[File:Andrew Ditch Old Media.mp4|800px]]
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==YouTube Documentaries==

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|<youtube>BZ1BmnVnfsY</youtube>
|<youtube>Ekt6bQvEkXw</youtube>
|<youtube>NzbpddnY5uU</youtube>
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</center>

==Messy Business==
[[File:Andrew Ditch smearing shit around his house.mp4|thumb|Andrew Ditch smearing shit around his hotel room.]]
Andrew Ditch likes to have poopy playtime with his Lincoln logs btw. If it wasn't mentioned already, he wears diapers and defecates in them, and probably uses his poo as lube like [[JaSonic]] does too. When he doesn't get his way, he will rip up his diapers and mess the place up, as such was the case with his father's car.

<center><gallery>
Andrew Ditch poopy toilet.png
Andrew Ditch poopy diaper toilet.png
Andrew Ditch poopy diaper.png
</gallery></center>

==Home-to-home==
As of recent, the peaceful old man whom Andy once called his father has had enough of the (literal) shit and booted him out. Since then, he has bounced from group homes to bus stops across New York. He was temporarily put in a "closed rehab facility" as a Google review from him gushing about the workers who changed his diapers shows (the other reviews on there were complaining and wishing to be let out), but his antics were somehow SO tiring for the minimum wage workers that he was let out of a facility he was to permanently stay at. More recently, he was unable to continue living at his current Gwoup Howme because he was such a stuck-up bitch that every person assigned to him refused to continue working as they were fully aware that this man gets off from being babied and changed.
==See Also==
[[File:Adrew Ditch flashes a cop.mp4|thumb]]
*[[ABDL]]
*[[Daniel Larson]]
*[[JaSonic]]
*[[Pamperchu]]

==External Links==
*{{kf|181947|Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch}}
*{{yt|c|UCA3QMcexiTS5lM94uQN7Z4Q|His main YouTube channel}}

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{{Manchild}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Horrorcows]]
[[Category:How Not To Live]]

2girls1cup

2025-04-19T20:41:57Z

Globe-kun:

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[[Image:Scat_Rat_Seal_of_Approval.png|thumb|200px|center|I approve of this article!]]

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{{quote|"And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication" |'''[[Bible]]''' - ''Revelation 17:4''}}

'''''2 Girls 1 Cup''''' is the unofficial nickname of video popularized by n00bs who had never seen a [[scat]] video before. Karla is a girl on the cusp of womanhood, but sometimes acts without thinking. Latifa is the quiet one, but plans to win with careful planning and knowledge of Karla's one weakness. On the way they will have to deal with opposition from their parents, as well as a sudden illness that threatens both of their chances at success. Who will end up with with the SCA Trophy? Can their friendship survive the competition?

[[File:2girls1cupBis.jpg|thumb|A loli couple enjoys its cup]]
==Summary==

If you're too much of a wuss to watch the film below, what you're missing is a [[Lie|beautiful]] love story of two lesbians engaging in an [[Crap|erotic act]], yet expressing each other's [[Shit|love]] with each other. The video starts off as your average [[softcore]] porn and most likely, you will start [[Masturbation|masturbating]] to it, but you're still unaware of the proceeding horrors.

[[The cake is a lie|As the sentimental piano music plays]], Latifa's ass suddenly shoots [[shit]], and all of your horrors come alive. As the toffee poop descends into a cup, the two start quickly licking the delicious fecal matter. Seemingly enjoying it, Karla starts [[Swap.avi|swapping]] some of the crap around in her mouth, and eventually swallows it. Yet, the horror does not end here. Latifa joins in and, seeing how much [[Sick fuck|her friend]] likes it, decides to borrow some of the excrement from her mouth, which results in something that could be called shitkissing. Eventually, Karla gets sick, but decides to share some of her feelings with Latifa, and everything goes even more downhill - both of the girls are now vomiting on each other, swallowing it, then puking it out AGAIN, and, as the video slowly fades into black, all of your life has suddenly lost meaning, and every time you take a shit, you will remember the horrifying images for the rest of your life.

[[Tl;dr]], shit and vomit.

==The Film==
[[Image:Matt_Comic.PNG|thumb|and that is how it all began]]
<center><vimeo>75710401</vimeo></center>
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==Short clip from the film==
http://www.mfx-scatgirl-latifa.com/open.php?aktion=preview/karla-and-latifa-1/mov.wmv

== A Brief Review ==
[[File:2girls1cup-essay-page-2.jpg|thumb|A second review done for a [[school|film class]].]]
[[tl;dr|In the masterful modern work ''2 girls 1 cup'' the feminine genre is reexamined through a series of reversals of expectations. The prevalent ideologies of our culture are filtered through the lens of the pornographic genre- and in true modern from- the work tends to raise more questions than answers.
The opening image that of the stenciled "MFX 1209" suggests a confusing misunderstanding- the 1209 seems as some sort of date, yet the aesthetic of the number lends itself to a futuristic association. This blurring of past and future, mixed with the confusion of the assumed-to-be acronym primes the audience for the confusion to come.

The first image with the two primary characters seemingly innocuous- the cross-cultural, lesbian interaction defines the equal-rights (both feminine and racial) within the genre of pornography.

The gentle background music lulls the audience to sleep and the timely, but gradual change into the next shot goes by largely unnoticed by the audience. The eyes are immediately drawn to the cup the inversion of the phallus and perhaps one of the most overarching symbols for feminine spirituality and sexuality in antiquity.

The gentle piano concerto will continue as the cup is suddenly and ironically filled with a steaming hot shot of fecal matter from the anus of our primary character. In this way, the masculinist derogatory nature of the pornographic genre returns in a surprising, explosive manner . The fecal matter "penetrates" the sacred chalice which raises a number of interesting questions. Many of these pertain to lesbian sexuality- is womanly love possible without masculine grotesque? Is the pornographic genre doomed to exist within the realm of humiliating acts, even when the only participants are an innocuous 2 girls and 1 cup? The later image of the two characters attempting to through the feces of the masculine grotesque (as well as the literal feces) will only support this theme in its metaphorical nature.

The excited but hesitant tonguing suggests a sort of apprehension on the part of the lead characters but by :25 any hope for redemption has been lost. This transition from playful tonguing to full fecal consumption happens as suddenly as the transition to the original defecatory act- why do these central thematic moments happen offstage? There is no dramatic dialogue, neither character gives voice to the greater internal struggles that surely precede the decision to consume another feces. This central thematic crux is internalized in both the characters, and thus is obscured from the audience's perception, as well.

The notion of blurring will evolve into a diluting and contamination of sorts by :40 where the vomit of disgust begins to obscure even the original thematic feces of the work. It is worth noting that the secondary character does not vomit into the cup (while our original character does), yet vomits directly onto the other woman. This further develops the motif of the masculine invading of lesbian relationships- does the woman have a monopoly on the feminine cup, while the other woman becomes masculine and begins to fill the role of oppressor as she symbolically vomits down onto the kneeling lover? Even this notion isn't safe from postmodern genre-confusion, as the roles are reversed and the other's mouth is vomited into in return.
It is hard to read this work in any constructive manner, as evidenced by the final image of the piece. The characters present themselves to the audience, effectively breaking the fourth wall. The difficulties of untangling the thematic mess of the genre to find ''sentence'' are reflected in the physical mess on the characters' faces. Hopefully, with further examination and daring works such as ''2 girls 1 cup'' we will be able to break free of many of these domineering and ultimately oppressing ideological structures which are maintained by societal forces, genre restrictions, and our own perceptions of reality.]]

==Controversy==
The film has been criticized for its portrayal of the relationship between the two girls. While the topic is essentially lighthearted, the director's decision to show the relationship as something [[lesbian|more than the platonic]] has caused the film to be recently withdrawn from many channels. In response to this, the director has <s>[http://2girls1cup.com/ released]</s> the short online, saying "That the mainstream is not ready for a film showing the [[vomit|innocent]] [[shit|love]] between two [[whores|girls]] is not only an indictment of the media, but of society as a whole."

Many have [[died|fallen]] in [[fap|love]] with this [[sick|amazing]] portrayal of [[sick fucks|young girls]].
[[Image:HonestlyOrigins.JPG|thumb|Honestly... How CAN you?]]

==More on These Girls==
If you [[sick fuck|fapped]] to this video and are dying to know who these hot [[whore|sluts]] are, you can visit [http://www.mfx-scatgirl-karla.com/ Karla] or
[http://www.mfx-scatgirl-latifa.com/ Latifa]!

==Reaction==
As the video became more and more popular, some YouTubers decided to post some [[unfunny]] videos of their reactions to it (as if it were that much of a thing, anyways.)

*{{ytlink|sMItXLFqlKM|And he's seen it.}}
*{{ytlink|A6wDjIP8kEw|TedCrusty has seen it.}}

*{{ytlink|_SsUTLAhbWE|Old senile ladies have seen it.}}
*{{ytlink|88cQ3kuDJXo|The police have seen it.}}
*{{ytlink|doZnJSojBtw| The marines have seen it.}}
*{{ytlink|Ugyrm4JU_8M|Even Kermit the Frog has seen it . . .}}
*{{ytlink|ggaWaK5d23Y|. . . and then he shows Rowlf the Dog}}
*{{ytlink|w_03csdextc|Even mrfetch loves it.}}
*{{ytlink|KB8-E5nq71s|Even Heavy Weapons Guy has seen it.}}
*{{ytlink|28DjKRZuos4|Even The Mars Volta have seen it.}}
*{{ytlink|w_V6xwCixLk|Ron Jeremy thinks it was faked using ice cream.}}
*{{ytlink|CIEyfikXW9k|Even Hitler's seen it!}}
*{{ytlink|px_ukC6JEJk|And of course, many /b/tards have seen it.}}

=== A Song in Dedication to "2 Girls 1 Cup" ===

*{{ytlink|wxp3zqIqO68|This guy sings about it}}

=== Parodies ===
And these guys parody it.

[[Image:goonies_slothchunk.jpg|thumb|2Goonies1BabyRuth]]
*{{ytlink|EuxB-1oJrbE|1 GUY 2 CUPS}}
*{{ytlink|jE7stH-Y3eg|2 Guys 1 Cup And a Plate}}
*{{ytlink|lmfIRSfnfEk|1 Guy 1 Spoon}}
*{{ytlink|xhnWvXgz7bk|2 Kirbys 1 Cup}}

=== The official soundtrack ===
-Set as cellphone ringtone

Sounds like a truly tasteful choice to any ignoramus fool out there and is as well a great fellow sick fuck detector:
*[http://www.4shared.com/get/125704422/9ad59014/Herve_Roy_-_Lovers_Theme.htm/ 2girls1cupthemesong.mp3]

==Sequels==
[[Last Thursday]], a heart-warming [http://www.4girlsfingerpaint.com/ sequel] was released wherein [[Attention_whores| 4 innocent girls]] explore their [[Roman shower| creative side]](Requires payment).

There are [[many|over 9000]] sequels, all of which containing lobotomized fucktards eating shit.
Unfortunately it has not yet been legalised to murder these [[women|'pornstars']]

==Trolling Resource==
1) Stick this in a .bat file

2) Pass it around (if you're [[fucktarded]] enough to run it yourself go to windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts and [[delete fucking everything]]).

3) ????

4) PROFIT!

<pre>echo ######>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 google.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 www.google.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 google.co.uk>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 www.google.co.uk>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 4chan.org>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 www.4chan.org>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts</pre>

What does this do???? --> It's a batch file that changes the Windows hosts file and redirects google and 4chan to the old ip address of the website. [[You]] need to create a mirror with the video on the homepage and change the ip address in the .bat in order for this to work again (no, the ip address of 2girls1cup.ws won't work / multiple websites can share the same ip address).

Alternatively

1. Find the ip address of site with shock images on the home page

1a. Make sure that typing the ip address into the address bar takes you to the site and not to a server

2. Replace 66.115.143.14 with the ip address

2a. Be lazy and use 127.0.0.1

2b. Use 204.79.197.200 and confuse people by sending them to bing

3. Add more lines with references to other popular sites such as youtube.com, www.youtube.com, tumblr.com, www.tumblr.com, etc.

4. Save batch file

5. Run the batch file on somebody's Windows computer

==Gallery==
{{cg||ewww|center|<gallery>
Image:2girls1cup2.png|how is delicious chocolate ice cream coming out of an indian's ass?
Image:2girls1cup3.png|What!!! Not using a spoon? the poor really are disgusting
Image:2girls1cup4.png|hey Indian looking woman could you tell me if you think the milk i put in the soup i just ate went sour please?
Image:2girls1cup5.png|You gotta get money for your coke habit somehow
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:2girls1cup1.png|hey! You fucking indian looking bitch you're getting shit on my nipple
Image:2g1clicenseplate.JPG|Already a cultural phenomenon.
Image:2girls.gif|the spoiler smiley.
Image:2girlvinyls1cup.jpg|even Sherrod and her clone are getting involved in the runaway phenomena
Image:2GirlsGTFO.jpg|YouTube is not as pleased with the movie.
Image:2girls1cup.jpg|"An emotional rollercoaster" - Jonathan Ross
Image:2girls1cup2.jpg|"I didn't think I would ever stop crying" - Roger Ebert
Image:Essay2girls1cup.jpg|2Girls1Cup: The Essay.
Image:Essay2Girls1CupPage2.jpg|2Girls1Cup:The Essay. Page 2
Image:Kitty_2_cats_1_cup.jpg|2 Cats share in the fantasy
Image:TwoBoysOneCup.jpg|It was so popular even [[Harry Potter|J.K.Rowling]] had to get a taste.
Image:Two_Girls_One_Cup_-_New_Movie.jpg|Kirsten Dunst can make anything unsexy
File:2girls1cup tshirt.gif
File:2girls1cup-cake.jpg
File:Gaia 2girls1cup cosplay.png
File:2g1c - your childhood ruined book cover.JPEG
</gallery>
|}}

==Videos==
<center>{{fv|2g1cvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>_SsUTLAhbWE</youtube>
|<youtube>moHj6cIrmQ4</youtube>
}}</center>

==One Monkey One Window==

What the fuck is Youtube allowing on their site? [[sick fuck| Sick fuck]] monkeys that [[rape]] other animals, [[tubgirl| piss in their own mouths]], throw shit at people, now this:

<center><youtube>SDtgwrJi-lM</youtube></center>

==See also==
*[[3Guys1Hammer]]
*[[1guy1knee]]
*[[1man1jar]]
*[[1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick]]
*[[Two Girls One Finger]]
*[[1guy1screwdriver]]
*[[Shock site]]
*[[MFX Video]]
*[[Love]]
*[[Germany]]
*[[Cakefarts]]
*[[Shitmeister]]
*[[Coprophilia]]
*[[Goatse]]

==Sources==
*[[:Wikipedia:2 Girls 1 Cup|TOW article.]]
*<s>[http://www.2girls1cup.ws 2 Girls 1 Cup Full Video]</s> '''No longer hosting 2girls1cup'''
*<s>[http://www.mfxmedia.com/mfxshop/product_info.php?products_id=596 Official page, with free download]</s>dead link
*<s>[http://www.flurl.com/item/2girls1cup_Official_Video_u_279710 video of how to hack 2girls1cup.com]</s> '''(dead link as of Oct 2014)'''
*<s>http://www.2girls1corp.com</s> SOLD!
*<s>[http://www.slutload.com/watch/wMfFtNmWz2/2girls1cup.html Or you can just watch it here]</s> '''(dead link as of Oct 2014)'''
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20180909042433/http://shockchan.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/ ShockChan mirror.]
*[http://cupvid.com Another mirror.]
*[https://www.2girls1cup.ca New mirror as of APR 2025]
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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-19T00:39:32Z

Globe-kun: /* Party Hard */

{{Stub}}
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[[File:Threat-4chanHACKED.png|thumb|right]]
The story begins on November 3rd, 2021, when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiroyuki]] (Gookmoot) made the decision to close the [[4chan#Former/retired_boards|/qa/]] board. That decision set events into motion that few could foresee. It resulted in the birth of the [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party]], a board that the jannies initially dismissed as a one trick pony, for how long could a site last based on one joke (see [[8chan]] if you want an idea)? They had a comfy, tidy gig - /b/ was full of porn, /g/ was full of the same tedious arguments, /pol/ was just collective seething over Twitter screenshots, /r9k/ was one blackpill after another.

Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.

On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. If it is, so long and thanks for all the fish. (until they arise from the ashes again a few days later and continue ofc)

==How To==
[[File:4chan2025megahack-ElonMuskCalledInAFavor.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Elon Musk called in a favor.]]The hax was achieved through an [[STD| improperly sanitised upload]] of a PDF. It used an exploit in a hilariously outdated 2012 version of GhostScript that 4chan was using, whereby the hacker gained root. Other revelations include that the Yotsuba codebase is held together with prayers, duck tape and chewing gum, but it is now open source so you too can [[FTFY|help fix it]]! The infrastructure is somehow worse than that of ED's, making it a wonder that this hack hadn't happened sooner. In fact, such lax security is clear evidence that 4chan was a [[party van|CIA honeypot]] all along.

[[File:4chan-hack-howto.png|500px|center|thumb|PwneD Forever]]

Soyjak.party has allegedly taken credit for the cyberattack.[https://archive.ph/TnB7D]

[[File:4chan2025megahack-SoyjakPartyWon.jpg|350px|center]]

==4cope pasta==
Threads of 4chan rapefugees descended upon the boards of soy, and this pasta emerged from the [[cesspool|collective unconscious]] of the sharty:
<pre>
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
</pre>
There is a darker possibility that this was real, and some poor anon was stifled just as he was about to meet frens IRL and [[NORP|become normal]]. RIP.

[[File:4ch pwnt.mp4|thumb]]

==The Fallout==
===Party Hard===
Despite the fact that 4chan is eternal, many people came out of the woodworks to dance on its grave. Worse, people are trying to manifest 4chan's permanent downfall as if all the "Nazi CHUD" Anons won't just try to invade their spaces in due time. Have fun with that! And you've also got the people who are "worried" that le evil chuds will "infect" discord and other platforms, even though 4chan has been all normies for years.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-wishfulthinker.png|400px|thumb|center|Wishful thinking from someone who clearly doesn't work in IT]]

===The Last Post of Anon===
Since the hack initially took down all the boards BUT /qa/, it was trival to determine the last post made on 4chan before it went down. And that piece of wisdom from anon? [[Minecraft|Chicken Jockey]] [https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368446/what-the-fuck-is-going-on].

[[File:4chan2025Megahack-Last post Chicken Jockey.jpeg|400px|thumb|center|If 4chan was gonna go out like that, it should've been "Skibbidy Toilet"]]

===What's Next===
So now what? Well, the site can't go back up because now everyone knows what system they're using as well as their keys. So Gookmoot and his crack team of jannies are probably just going to patch holes just enough to last the next 10 years until someone uploads a ZIP file to take it down again. They may also update their copyright notices.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-gookmootDidntUpdate.png|400px|center|thumb|now it'll say ©2003-2025 for the next 10 years]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:April 15th, 2025 tweet by KiwiFarmsDotNet 1.png
File:Wikipedia editor waiting for 4chan to die.gif
File:The final 4chan pre-2025 hack post was chicken jockey 350.gif
File:4chan ctf.gif|Cobson is root
File:4chan i am become admin.png|Finally, a post from hiroyuki!
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
File:4chan 2025 Megahack soy art.png
File:4hack qa returns.png
File:4cuck lost.jpg
File:4hack muh soc.gif | AGH ME /SOC/!
File:4ch is delete.jpg | NUKED FROM ORBIT
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Hacking]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak|The KYM Entry}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset|Great Cuckset}}
*{{archive|wQ7Pu|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]

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Soyjak.party

2025-04-16T03:51:02Z

Globe-kun:

{{spoiler|The new captcha sucks}}
{{achtung|[[Le 56 Face|You WILL click on the burgers to eat from the McDonald's menu or whatever]]}}
{{RainbowSlant|4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS}}
{{Gem}}
''<s>"Ongezellig" redirects here. Because [[nobody]] on ED cares about that [[Dutch]] [[cartoon]].</s> [[Ongezellig|not anymore]]'' 
''"/qa/" also redirects here. [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]'' 
''"Soyjak" also redirects here. Because it just does, ok?''
[[File:Sharty summation.png|800px|center]]

{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image:ShartyFavicon.png|150px]]|date_founded=September 19, 2020|major_boards=/soy/, /qa/, /q/|epic_win=Constant raids across the internet, shutting 4chan down|homepage=<s>[https://soyjak.party/ soyjak.party]</s>
<s>[https://soyak.party/ soyak.party]</s>
[https://soyjak.st/ soyjak.st]}}
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as The ''''Sharty''' or just '''The 'party'''; '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''', '''Snarky snappy''' and a full bunch of of other pointless retarded names, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|{{Glow|Kolyma Network}}]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW

===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

And now, They deleted /raid/ due to Namecheap. <abbr title="Needs fact-checkin...ACK!">''<nowiki>[</nowiki>They just did! ok!<nowiki>]</nowiki>''</abbr>

Exclusive in <s>soyak.party</s> soyjak.st

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-Ronald (nudev), 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).

===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.

===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.

==Sister sites==
{{nobodies}}
[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.
===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
{{Breakingnews|[https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html GEEEEEEEEEEG IT'S FINALLY DEAD] (Archives: {{archive|o6rib|1}} {{wayback|https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html|20240904135747|title=2}} {{ghostarchive|h0oNM|3}})}}
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL

===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.




==Owners==
===Soot===
[[File:Soot_operation_reality.png|thumb|150px]]
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

==={{Glow|Kuz}} / Temuçin===
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hilariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from {{Glow|[[Corruption|smart investments]]}} and {{Glow|[[Russia|good luck]]}}, he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with {{Glow|[[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]]}} and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]]

===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes [[Ongezellig]] and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
<s>A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.</s> It's Root.

==Jackbox raiding==
 
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the [[coinslot]] (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I posted 'p on der 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*[[Coinslot]] - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/[[Ongezellig]] - Dutch cartoon. Some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*[[Marge]] - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as [[Barneyfag|leebait]] [[Le 56 Face|or something.]]
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]
*'za - [[pizza]]. in another way, [[docs]].
*'nished - [[B&]]
*[[Stonetoss|'toss]] - stonetoss

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive (Fun fact: The site is 95% male and rarely has a female.)

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

*Her voice is so X - a reference to someone's voice.

==How to prevent SoyGODS==
[[File:i have plans that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me.mp4|400px|center]]
Keep your eyes out, These alt-right will force you to do anything they want until they got the gold.
If you know this already, Just [[SHUT IT DOWN]].
==Access SoyGODS IRC==
If you visit the IRC page then says Port 6697. 
The correct port is 6667. (Because Lazy [[Jannies]] didn't even try)

==Soy also==
[[File:Insanity2.gif|thumb|right|360px]]
*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Berryboy]] - I've tried it on like twenty Soyjaks, and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!
*[[Discord]] - You better use [[IRC]] already.
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Foodistzen]] / [[Clay.party]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol.
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Soyjak.party's most famous raid campaign.
*[[MarioMan7890]] - [[Namefagging]] [[lolcow]].
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - [[Coinslot]] everywhere.
*[[Operation Reality]] - They came from the interwebz.
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Their [[Couch Cuck]].
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Their second mass shooter.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Sproke]] - A healthy and nutritious drink brought to you by Dr. Sprokeberg
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]] - You fucking hateful [[chud]]!

==External links==
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/|Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://soybooru.com/|SoyBooru}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.blog/|Soyjak.blog}}
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}}
*<s>{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}}</s>

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4chan

2025-04-15T15:00:40Z

Globe-kun: /* Hacking again - 4/14/25 */

{{spoilers|4chan has been ruined by incell redditors, [[Moot|M00t]] became a sellout and [[2016]] fucked up everthing}}
{{notice|Want to do anything on 4chan, better verify your email or wait over 10 mins (or just lurk)}}
{{achtung|[[Soyjak.party|THE SHARTY]] HACKED THE SITE}}
{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=4chan|imageboard_logo=[[Image:4chan logo 1.png|66px]]|date_founded=October 1, 2003|major_boards=[[a/|/a/]],[[b/|/b/]],[[Bitcoin|/biz/]],[[co/|/co/]],[[dickgirl|/d/]],[[fa/|/fa/]],[[G|/g/]],[[hentai|/h/]],[[int/|/int/]] [[k/|/k/]],[[po/|/po/]],[[pol/|/pol/]],[[Plz|/r/]],[[R9gay|/r9k/]],[[qst/|/qst/]],[[s/|/s/]],[[soc/|/soc/]],[[Bittorrent|/t/]],[[tv/|/tv/]],[[v/|/v/]],[[Vidya|/vg/]],[[Jewtube|/wsg/]]|epic_win=None, this is a porn site|homepage=[https://4chan.org/ 4chan.org]|right}}

[[Image:4chan userbase.png|thumb|What are you?]]
[[Image:Moot 4chanGod.jpg|right|Behold the destroyer of worlds.]]
[[Image:Alec Guiness.jpg|thumb|You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.]]
[[Image:4chan relationship.gif|thumb|Typical 4chan user.]]
[[Image:4chan conversation.png|thumb|Typical 4chan conversation.]]
[[Image:4chan_mascots.jpg|thumb|If you don't know who any of these things are, you need to [[Lurk Moar|LURK MOAR]].]]
[[Image:Mycatdied.JPG|thumb|[[b/|/b/]] always offers good advice.]]
[[Image:Official 4chan troll seal.gif|thumb|Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.]]
[[Image:4chanexposure.jpg|thumb|This will happen to [[you]].]]

'''4chan''' is and always has been many things to many people. To [[Faux News]], 4chan is a hazardous "Leftist [[Internet Hate Machine]]" filled with [[Terrorism|domestic terrorists]], to CNN, it is a person and a [[hacker]] responsible for leaking newdz and installing [[The Donald|Blumpf]] into power. To others, it is that site full of [[weeaboo]]s, [[incel]]s, [[troll]]s, [[racist]]s, [[children]], and [[pedophile]]s that churns out many of the Internet's most popular [[AIDS|viral content]].

At its core, 4chan is an [[anonymous]] [[animu|Japanimation]]-themed collection of [[porn|image]] [[imageboard|boards]] based on the popular Japanese site [[Futaba Channel]]. 4chan is proof positive that the [[United States]] should not have stopped with Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but should have nuked the entire island of [[Japan]] off the face of the Earth. The site is home to a wide assortment of degenerate losers, all of whom have at least some variant of [[nerds|social anxiety]] [[The xchan effect|disorder]]. So, not surprisingly, most of the [[nsfw]] imageboards consist of [[hentai]] and [[Pain series|shock images]]. And at the heart of 4chan is [[B|/b/]].

{{quote|<@Moot> Reggin 4chan.net brace for faggotry|[[moot]] on registering 4chan. At least he was right about the faggotry.}}

A few popular Internet "[[meme]]s" have their roots in /b/, 4chan's largest and most notorious board. This has led to [[Anonymous]] declaring itself [[internet celebrity|"the face of the Internet"]], when it is truly more reminiscent of the [[anus]] of the [[Internets]]. 4chan is like the butt-plug of the Internet in that it holds all the shit inside the rectums so it doesn't spray out all over. When 4chan [[DDoS|goes down]], it's like the Internet has [[tubgirl|explosive diarrhea]].

4chan got it's start from Something Awful [[moot]] a poster on ADTRW (The Anime Forum) and some other [[faggots]] needed a site that they could host their <s>Child Porn</s> [[Anime]]. Moot also had an obsession with 2Channel so he decided to download Futabally and translate it to English, then host it on a webserver. He originally sent it to 20 of his [[goon]] friends and eventually everyone in ADTRW and every other Something Awful board full of closet anime pedophiles (all of them) started to use 4chan and the Internet Hate Machine began.

==Imageboard Guide==
[[Image:Typeagain.jpg|thumb|The average /b/tard at work. [[DESU]] [[DESU]] [[DESU]]]]
The seasoned Internet traveler might find himself debased when presented by the mass of confusion that is so well embodied in 4chan. It is the home of asocial, and at times anti-social, [[white people|white folk]] who believe in the superiority of everything that is [[Japan]]ese because 4chan users love anime almost as much as they love dick. It is divided into many sub-boards, each having its distinct theme for image posting to satisfy the deviant mind. Occasionally to stir up some fun, the mods place [[wordfilter]]s in the boards to completely fuck around with peoples' posts/opinions. When it comes down to it, every board on 4chan is just /b/ with a theme. Everyone talks the same, complains the same, and trolls the same. Except the hentai boards, they're special. There are also a number of text boards, but nobody cares about them.

[[Image:HEY DIPSHITS.png|left|thumb|HEY [[newfag|DIPSHITS]]! See this? CLICK IT AND DO WHAT IT SAYS]]

*'''[[3/|/3/]]''' - Quite possibly the slowest board on 4chan, /3/ is about [[DreamWorks|3D animation]] (also referred to as 3DCG), and where a bunch of basement-dwelling [[Virgins|hobbyists]] discuss such projects. Due to the fact that almost no one outside of the [[Pixar|film industry]] wants to waste thousands of hours learning how to use obtuse softwares, the board is pretty much a ghosttown. It is regularly being bent over and raped by various flavors of /b/tards who go there for [[faggotry]] like [[Combofag|combos]], [[doubles]], and otherwise [[GET|predicting their post number]].

*'''[[a|/a/]]''' - Animu & Mango. Basically just /v/ for [[anime]] and, as such, churns out its own memes at a similar rate. They hate anime just like /v/ hates the vidya. No longer tame by any standard, it has become a hive of ronrey [[otaku]] seeking [[PROMOTION|PROMOTIONS]] and discussing their [[Waifu|waifus]] ad infinitum.

*'''[[Rule 34|/aco/]]''' - Adult Cartoons. A board added a short while after [[moot]] skipped town and the age-long taboo against furries and non-Japanese cartoon porn was lifted. It is filled with horribly drawn [[rule 34]] of [[Disney]] characters, lifted directly from the bottommost reaches of [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[adv|/adv/]]''' - /r9k/ 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]. Advice was a test board that was made in attempts to deter all the [[LJ|bawww]] threads from /r9k/. Obviously the experiment had failed, but /adv/ got to hang around regardless.

*'''[[EXTREME ANIMALS|/an/]]''' - Animals and [[Bestiality|shit like that]]. These people take their hobby very seriously. You will learn things you never needed to know about [[Cat|cats]], iguanas and jumping [[Spider|spiders]]. The regulars there refer to themselves as /an/ts because they [[fail|couldn't come up with anything better]].

[[Image:Bannnff.jpg|thumb|/b/ = /b/oycock]]

*'''[[b|/b/]]''' - [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|What the fuck did you just say about me? MODS = FAGS slowpoke1.jpg rolling I wanna marry BAWKSY guis! Wincest thread shit was SO cash DESU hay guise do i look hot requesting cp I'm 12 and what is this I don't even She EPIN /b/.]] If you want to lose all moral value and sanity, feel free to visit /b/. The majority of all 4chan traffic frequents this board. Illnesses and sexual deviations including but certainly not limited to [[autism]] and [[scat|coprophilia]] have been [[lie|scientifically proven]] to be symptoms of browsing /b/. Most people who regularly visit /b/ (or "/b/tards") are sociopaths altogether. [[anonymous|They]] <s>are</s> were also known for planning and executing attacks on others using the internet, such as scientologists, Australia, and most recently [[Julian_Assange#Mastercard_is_taken_out|Mastercard]] and [[PayPal]] in a misguided attempt to avenge [[Julian Assange]]. However, since [[moot]] and his mods are a pack of faggots, 4chan raids are no more.

*'''[[bant/|/bant/]]''' - International/Random, aka the grotesque lovechild of /b/, /int/ and /pol/. Was created sometime [[last thursday]] by [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|hiromoot]] to try and stem the tide of shitty off-topic threads on /pol/, and [[Typical|failed miserably at doing so]]. The unholy synthesis of some of 4chan's worse boards ended up creating an entirely new form of cancer, populated entirely by [[underage]] [[Memefag|meme-spouting faggots]]. Is also the current home of the beleaguered [[K-pop|k-pop]] general, after it [[Jews|managed to get kicked out of every other board on 4chan]].

*'''[[Money|/biz/]]''' - Looking for a board where [[Poor|slumdogs]] can give you advice on how to make the big bucks? Then this is for you. Created by moot when [[Bitcoin|buttcoins]] overloaded the asshole of /g/ and had to unload all the e-money begging threads here. Be wary of what the /biz/raelis tell you about how they "made it" or about random [[Cryptocurrency|cryptocoins]] you've never heard of; the place is full of pump-and-dump [[Scam|scams]].

*'''[[Kawaii|/c/]]''' - A very tame board (compared to the rest) for [[nerds]] who prefer [[anime|Japanese cartoons]] containing girls (and the term is used lightly) who look like [[Lolicon|four year olds]] with freakishly huge eyes. [[lie|One of the four realms where women could plausibly exist on the Internet.]]

*'''[[Girugamesh|/cgl/]]''' - [[Cosplay]] & [[EGL]]. Board full of tacos that partake in salsa. Images of people dressed as their favorite anime characters are posted here. <s>A few</s> Most of those people happen to be [[Fat#BBW|quite obese]] and they get severe muffin top when they attempt to dress up as Yoko.

*'''[[ck|/ck/]]''' - Food & Cooking. A board for people who have an [[Fat|unhealthy obsession]] with all things edible. Expect weeaboos and [[ramen]].

*'''[[cm/|/cm/]]''' - A board for [[animated]] [[cute]] [[male]]s. A haven for [[gaiaonline|Gaia]]/[[livejournal|LJ]] fags and [[Rednecks|obese trailer trash]]. One of the four realms where [[sixteen year old girl|women]] exist on the internet. Also a place where [[Shotacat]] might hang out. Call them h/cm/os.

*'''[[co|/co/]]''' - Comics & Cartoons. A place where the [[Neckbeard|dregs of society]] congregate to talk about cartoons made for [[children]] and comic books made for [[manchildren]]. It's populated mostly by deeply closeted furfags that embrace racism and misogyny, to the point of reporting and removing posts calling them out. Also, they can't stop sucking their own cocks. They refer to themselves as /co/mrades.

*'''[[shitting dick nipples|/d/]]''' - /d/icks, because EVERY FUCKING CREATURE IN THERE HAS A DICK!!!1 - Perhaps the hottest of all the cartoon boards on 4chan, /d/ is where they post images of [[hermaphrodite|hermaphroditic]] females with titanically oversized [[Boobs|tits]]. It should be noted that those on this board find such things sexually attractive and [[fap]] away over the posted images. But at least they don't post furries! (Except in every single monster girl thread, which all descend into working out how "furry" a picture is and thus how faggy they are. They genuinely do not see the irony in this). These people can no longer piss in a straight line due to massive fappage.

*'''[[diy/|/diy/]]''' - Do-It-Yourself. No, not a board for posting shit tier quality webcam photos of yourself fapping. Probably the only potentially interesting board to emerge on October 23, 2011, its purpose is to encourage the large statistic of typical 4chan users that include [[g/|technophiles]], [[OCD|hoarders]], [[poor|poorfags]], and other people who spend way too much time at home to get their lazy asses away from the innanetz and actually do something productive with their time. To reduce the chance that this board will too quickly spiral into <s>fun</s> chaos, moot strictly disallowed sharing knowledge of crafting illegal items such as [[k/|weapons]] or [[420chan|drug paraphernalia]].

*'''[[almost raped|/e/]]''' - Ecchi. A specialized cartoon board where they post naked women without explicitly showing their reproductive organs (or {{wordfilter|text=PENIS|color=#00cc00|background=#ff88cc}}es). Wholly uninteresting, because it tends not to contain hilarious sexual fetishes or things blowing up. [[butthurt|Additionally, there is a 50% chance that if you post an ecchi image in a new thread, the moderators will accuse you of trying to make a request, banning you from /e/ for "this iz not /r/!!!!!1111"]]

*'''[[Flash|/f/]]''' - Flash. Somehow still hangs around despite Adobe killing Flash years ago. This board doesn't suffer from as much [[faggotry]] as some of the others due to the fact that most /b/tards have never fucking heard of it, and choose to dump their garbage onto /gif/ and /wsg/ instead. As a result, some good content has been posted on occasion, such as 8bitsharkwithwheels and flying lawnmower. Unfortunately, the rest of the content is shit already on [[Newgrounds]], reposts of flash videos that were already posted on /f/, and unfunny black person [[shoop da whoop|shoops]] of said reposts, except worse. [[Furries]] also like to troll this place by posting yiffing flash videos to piss everyone off. On Mondays, people love to post vocaloids flash videos.

*'''[[fa/|/fa/]]''' - Fashion. If you're looking for hipster faggots, /fa/ is the place to find them. This board might make sense on a site that wasn't filled with overweight wapanese assholes with no fashion sense of which to speak. But sadly, this is [[4chan]] we're talking about. Call them /fa/gs.

*'''[[fit|/fit/]]''' - <s>Health &</s> Fitness. Made out of fatasses who think posting SQUATZ in every thread is funny. Seeing as nobody on 4chan actually works out, the [[AIDS|fail]] is [[fail|doubled]]. The answer to every question is "SKWATZ N OATZ".

*[[g|'''/g/''']] - Technology. A lawless wasteland full of folk [[no life|lacking in life]] and substituting it with superficial techno-worship. It is evident to the observant electronic eye that no knowledgeable persons reside there. In ancient days it used to be for [[guro]] images, but then 4chan went pussy. [[Some Argue|It is well known]] /g/ is filled with more sage and nerdrage than any other board. They call themselves [[virgins|"tech support for the lulz"]].

*'''[[3/|/gd/]]''' - /3/, but in 2D.

*'''[[gif|/gif/]]''' - Board for posting animated GIFs of porno clips and saying "sauce" and "rapidshit" until someone goes out, finds you porn, and delivers it to you. Seriously, are you people that fucking devoted to being such utter basement-dwellers you can't just find your own porn, you have to get /gif/ to do it for you?

*'''[[hentai|/h/]]''' - Hentai. You can almost smell the [[semen]]-stained keyboards.

*'''[[Porn|/hc/]]''' - Hardcore porn. <s>[[moot]] finally decided to let it die.</s> One of the old boards that was revived on October 23, 2011. Probably the most normal porn you will see in any single collective area of 4chan. Expect plenty of photos of [[butterface|anon's ex-girlfriends]].

*'''[[Faggot|/hm/]]''' - Handsome Men. Intended for users to post up pictures of good looking men. Unfortunately it has become a horrific offspring of /b/ and /soc/ that is usually clogged up with threads that only consist of average to fugly [[Attention_whore|guys]] begging to see if [[Desperate|people will fuck them]], pointers on how to [[Rimjob|please your man]], and stories about their [[Shotacon|first gay experiences]]. Not to mention all the sick fucks here who masturbate to anything ranging from land whales to [[lemon-party]] to [[infantilism]]. [[Fact|This board is truly a piece of shit, even by 4chan standards.]]

*'''[[pix|/hr/]]''' - High Resolution. Originally intended for [[porn|pictures]] that are unnecessarily [[XBOX HUEG]] so it would take you 36 minutes to load anything on your grandma's shitty [[dial-up]]. Nowadays the focus has shifted to the discussion of [[Celebrity|Hollywood celebrities]] and their [[Foot Fetish|feet]].

*'''[[Pol/|/his/]]''' - History & Humanities. Basically /pol/ but with dates. Populated entirely by 21-year-old [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectuals]] who get their history from [[Paradox Interactive|video games]] and [[YouTube]] videos. Enjoy the daily Holocaust denial thread.

*'''[[Oekaki|/i/]]''' - No, this is not an [[I/|invasion board]], but a board for drawing. Why [[moot]] didn't just choose a different letter for the board is anyone's guess. [[Shit no one cares about|The "i" apparently comes from the last letter in the word "oekaki", which is moonspeak for "doodle" or "scribble"]]. The board has a built in application for drawing pictures to upload and share, called [[Shii|Shi]]-[[MS Paint|Painter]]. Not a bad board, but slower than fucked fuck. Gets about a dozen or so posts per day.

*'''[[ic/|/ic/]]''' - Artwork/Critique. [[Birkhead]] and [[drawhores]] who consider themselves too [[hipster]] for [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[int/|/int/]]''' - International /b/, where trolls can [[troll]] in [[Spanish|their own retarded language]]. Otherwise, you can start a thread about just about anything, just as long as you append your shitty post with "in your country".

*'''[[Jailbait|/j/]]''' - The 4chan team's secret internal board. It's password-protected so you can't access unless you're a [[Moderator|faggot]].

*'''[[jp|/jp/]]''' - [[wapanese|Otaku]] [[basement dwellers|Culture]]. A board made for the sole purpose of moving all the [[Touhou]] and [[GAR|Type-Moon]] out of /a/, because they're actually off-topic. In other words, /jp/ is /v/, except that you need to install East Asian languages and AppLocale to run anything. Full of [[Forever Alone|ronery]] otakus buying figurines, body pillows, and other stuff "normal" people would look down on you for possessing. Please don't think that /jp/ has anything to do with Japan. The name is misleading, and, if you go there expecting to talk about [[IRL]] [[Japan]], you will be disappointed.

*'''[[k/|/k/]]''' - [[Politics|Weapons]]. Most of the denizens of this board are young Ted Kaczynski's, who believe that "the gubmint is gonna take our guns n' put us all in FEMA camps." One of the most common topics discussed on /k/ is how to kill [[Partyvan|feds]], [[niggers]], and [[Jews|ZOG]]. The other inhabitants of /k/ are mostly [[Europeans]] and weeaboo tripfags who are there solely to troll the incredibly easily trolled /k/ommandos with gun control topics.

*'''[[Lgbt/|/lgbt/]]''' - Moot's most recent attempt at going mainstream; catering to all [[fags|those]] who are [[Offended|butthurt]]. After all, why shouldn't [[You|fags]] have a [[s4s/|circlejerk board]]? The main board where most transissies complain about not being a girl or how badly they want to be a such a huge cock whore.

*'''[[Lit/|/lit/]]''' - Here is your damn [[book]] board ''moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin''

*'''[[Gundam Wing|/m/]]''' - Board for talking about [[robot|robots]]. Just robots. [[animu|Anime]] ones.

*'''[[mlp/|/mlp/]]''' - For ponyfags. Basically it's just /b/ and /co/'s [[Rape|love]]child. It was created when the mods got asshurt about too many pony posts, and posting pony shit outside /mlp/ was made into a bannable offense as per the site's rules. It is the only rule the mods bother to enforce.

*'''[[Mu/|/mu/]]''' - Your favorite band sucks. If you've forgotten, /mu/ is happy to remind you. Made exclusively for discussing trv kvlt [[Black Metal]], [[Daft Punk]], and [[Neutral Milk Hotel]]. In other words, it's pretty much [[pitchfork media|pitchfork]].

*'''[[n/|/n/]]''' - /n/igga stoled mah board. A board for some gayshit about transportation (because every faggot who comes here loves [[cock|long and hard things]] like trains).

[[Image:4chan Left.jpg|thumb|You tell em]]

*'''[[Faux News|/news/]]''' - Not to be confused with [[pol/|/new/]]. A boring textboard where 50 year old [[Republican|Republicans]] hang around to share their favorite conspiracy updates from such reputable sources as ''daily-eagle.co.info''.

*'''[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!|/o/]]''' - Board for [[car|cars]]. [[Noone|No one]] on this board actually owns a car. Regardless, most of the posters like Volvos, late 1980's Mustangs, [[wapanese|Japanese economy cars]], and Initial D.

*'''[[Outside|/out/]]''' - A board where [[Basement-dweller|outdoorsmen]] talk about fishing, fishing, fishing, and google pictures of scenery.

*'''[[Webcam|/p/]]''' - Photography. Full of pretentious [[hipster|hipsterfaggotry]] by weeaboos who take photographs when not [[fapping]] to [[lolicon]]. Whatever camera you use, they will claim that it sucks, unless it's a Pentax K-X.

*'''[[po|/po/]]''' Papercraft & Origami. Strong contender for the slowest board on 4chan, as it's been years since any normal person has actually given a shit about origami. But, hey, it's [[Japanese]] so it must be cool! The board's abbreviation is alternatively short for "poor" since it's filled with [[welfare|poorfag]] [[weeaboos]] asking for instructions on how to make substitute [[animu]] collectibles out of cardboard, and typically [[you fail it|failing miserably]] with their creations.

*'''[[Pol/|/pol/]]''' - Politics, or, /new/ 2: Electric Boogaloo. Once a place for [[Occupy Wall Street|OWS]] fags and stormfronters to gather in a circlejerk of [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectual]] opinions and images of [[Hitler|historical figures]] that they vaguely believe are relevant to their posts. It [[Donald Trump|has since]] grown to become one of the biggest boards on the site, even rivaling /b/ in its sheer flood of asinine garbage. [[Ron Paul|RON PAUL 2012 GUISE!!1!11]]

*'''[[Professional Wrestling|/pw/]]''' - [[Professional Wrestling]]. Has first been split from /sp/ to create /asp/, and then finally got its own dedicated board when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|gookmoot]] realized the wrestling crapflood left no room for anyone to talk about rollerblades or whatever. As the subject matter might imply, it is full of limp-dicked little faggots who enjoy discussing their favorite TV soap opera played by [[Gay|sweaty men]] and [[MILF|skimpily-clad aging women]].

*'''[[Role-playing|/qst/]]''' - Quests. A place for [[Basement dwellers|boring fatsos]] to engage in [[LARP|make-belief fantasy adventures]] with other [[neckbeards]]. Some actually decent stuff can be found here (as long as you've resigned yourself to [[dying alone]] and enjoy this sort of collaborative [[Dungeons & Dragons]] [[shit|storytelling]]), but it is usually hidden beneath piles of uninspired trash written by illiterate monkeys.

*'''[[r|/r/]]''' - A mythical board where only few traverse. If, by some luck, you manage to find it, usually after you post a picture, in any thread (Posting pictures = Requests), you'll be no closer to finding the [[sauce|source]] of the picture, because /r/ is shit and never ever fucking works. Despite this, half of the fuckholes on 4chan will still sage [[you|your]] thread because [[butthurt|YOU NEED TO POST 10 IMAGES OR ELSE ITS A REQUEST HURRRRR]].

*'''[[r9k|/r9k/]]''' - <s>ROBOT9000</s> ROBOT9001. The main hangout of whiny [[faggots]] and [[incels]] on 4chan. Has a bot that tries (often unsuccessfully) to prevent reposts in hopes of promoting [[original content|OC]]. In practice it only encourages a [[TL;DR]] fest of whiny [[virgin|relationship]] threads and pseudo-intellectualism. When /adv/ was split from it, the original proceeded to get even worse, and it was finally removed in early 2011 (followed by weeks of random idiots swarming /b/ with [[BAWWW|"BRING BACK MY /R9K/"]] posts). It has since been revived by [[moot|mootikins]], to the dismay of the world at large. The board in its current state serves no apparent purpose other than to house boring [[Virgin with rage|virgins with rage]].

*'''[[s/|/s/]]''' - A place for preteen fanboys to yell NAME! SAUCE! MOAR! and fap to [[Porn|pr0n]]. The entire board consists of reposts of the same 500 images from the last two years. <s>Not /r/.</s>

*'''[[s4s|[s4s]]]'''- 4chan's ''dedicated'' shitposting board. In practice it's a place where moronic inbreds congregate to share anime pictures and talk like 5 year old children. The board is most notable for being one of the few places on the site where moderators still make their presence known; threads regularly get stickied and random HTML fuckery is not uncommon. The board is also a massive [[circlejerk]], spawning its own crop of mindbogglingly retarded memes and harboring a large amount of [[Namefag|namefags]].

*'''[[sci|/sci/]]''' - Science & Math. Most serious posters are [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[Agnostic]] [[Atheist|Atheists]] with [[Aspergers]] and an [[IQ]] in the low 180s. Regularly flooded with religion and pseudo-science threads from /b/tards, along with requests for help with algebra homework from [[13 year old boys]]. Mods do not give two halves of a flying fuck about /sci/, and so it is heaven on Earth for people whose favorite trolling topic are [[calculus]] and [[Niggers|race science]].

[[Image:Naruto Fangirl.jpg|thumb|This is where [[camwhores]] pimp for fanboys to get their ''[[Naruto]]'' [[porn]] filled on their [[wishlist]]s. The name of this particular camwhore is [[Togi-Chan|Togi-chan]].]]

*'''[[soc/|/soc/]]''' - Social (aka Fat Camwhores and Faggots); or, part of the [[chemo|chemo that is curing /b/]]. Created very early in 2011, the board's contents are 95% cancerous bullshit transferred from [[B|/b/]] to attempt to cut down in 'Rate X', 'Post your area code' matchmaking threads, amongst other things. In other words, /soc/ is primarily the offspring of a half-dead /b/, in a shameless attempt to revive 4chan's flagship forum. Populated mostly by camwhores, (insert US province)fags, and anon. At one time, /soc/ was also a tripfag wonderland where a tripfag could become more popular than all others by continually whoring themselves however moot feared that someone might become more popular than him so he disabled trip ability. Now you may only namefag. WARNING: Nigger and Jew are now auto-ban words.

*'''[[sp|/sp/]]''' - Sports board. Good luck finding a thread that isn't USA vs. Europe, or about how BAWWston sucks cocks. 18-1.

*'''[[torrent|/t/]]''' - [[No|ZOMG TORRENT PL0X!!1!11!!1]]

*'''[[Dungeons & Dragons|/tg/]]''' - For the [[hipster|obscure]] [[nerd|4channer]] demographic that so desperately needs to evade reality, they play tabletop RPGs (Which everybody knows are against the will of our Lord, Mudkipz, and well, just plain wrong). Posting anything other than ''[[warhammer|Warhammer: 40,000]]'' and ''[[Emo|Magic: The Gathering]]'' or similar, or elf porn, will get you banned. Srsly.

*'''[[lego|/toy/]]''' - A nice playpen for the [[Retards|young at heart]]. Talk about [[Plastic crap|toys and figurines]] with other [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] dumb fucks like [[Jin Saotome]].

*'''[[Into the trash it goes|/trash/]]''' - A secret hidden board where threads /co/ or /v/ doesn't want to deal with are dumped, as well as a place to discuss anything that isn't allowed on the other boards. Miraculously, despite housing nothing but [[yiff|furry porn]], it is the only board with actual manners and decent people, though again, [[furfag|that's not saying much]].

*'''[[real world|/trv/]]''' - Travel. As in [[LOL WUT|outside of mom's basement]]. One of the quieter boards on 4chan, obviously. People who do travel most likely wouldn't even go on 4chan in the first place, but sometimes, tourist post vacation pics in which, unsurprisingly, nobody gives a shit about.

*'''[[tv|/tv/]]''' - Obligatory television/movie board. Once was populated by [[Hipster|pretentious hipsters]] who went out of their way to find (and never watch) the most obscure arthouse films from Taiwan or whatever. Is now full of hordes of unwashed [[Memefag|memefags]] who pretend to talk about the latest [[Disney|Marvel]] dumpster fire whenever they're not obsessing over [[Big Black Cock|black cocks]] or [[Foot fetish|celebrity feet]].

*'''[[yuri|/u/]]''' - Board for fat men pretending to be women and 13 year old girls looking to discuss the latest chapter of their favorite worksafe [[lesbian|cutesy romance]] manga. Home of stolen pixiv artwork that these faggots are too lazy to credit (which simply requires using their fat fingers to press ctrl and v to actually credit the original faggot who made artwork for other faggots to choke the one-eyed snake to).

*'''[[v/|/v/]]''' - /b/ with [[video games|vidya gaems]]. Populated by [[trolls]], former [[GameFAQs]] users, former /b/tards, console [[fanboys]], and people who masturbate to depictions of [[Pedophile|underage video game characters]]. It's a common misconception that /v/ has no mods. This is false; /v/ has mods, they're just a bunch of [[Too lazy|lazy]] niggers. In a rare display of self-awareness, they refer to themselves as /v/irgins.

*'''[[faggot|/vg/]]''' - [[gay|GENERAL TOPICZ ON VIDEO GAESM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111]]

*'''[[retro|/vr/]]''' - [[lie|Because the /v/ and /vg/ boards weren't enough]], moot had the [[retarded|brilliant]] idea to add a [[Stale|Retro]] Gaming board. They haven't decided on a name for themselves yet, but no doubt they'll come up with something [[awesome]] like /vr/etards. Actually they're known as VR Troopers, and this board was needed to stem the tide of massive butthurt (that usually stems from someone having a sense of humor) and dramafagging. So far it's been more mellow than other boards, although faggotry still leaks in, such as furious debates over the shadow of the Black Omen from Chrono Trigger. Easiest way to piss them off is to mention [[Mario|Kaizo]] or [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]].

*'''[[Vp|/vp/]]''' - LOLPOKEMANZ!!1!1 [[moot]] created this board on July 14, 2010 due to the large amount of "Pokemon General" threads on /v/. <s>Frequent users of this board like to refer to themselves as /tr/ainers in attempts to further distance themselves from /v/.</s> Nowadays, these [[Faggot|fine folks]] prefer to call themselves [[Retards|"/vp/oreons"]], omitting the "a" of the name of a Pokémon they are [[Fap|all too familiar with]]. People who regularly visit /vp/ include underage b&, [[aspie]] adults, butthurt [[Digimon]] fans, and [[Gardevoir|closeted]] [[Lopunny|furries]]. JUST MAKE SURE NOT TO POST HENTAI WITHOUT A SPOILER TAG; THIS IS A [[faggot|WORKSAFE BOARD]] GUISE!

*'''[[Call of Duty|/vm/]]''' - No amount of boards seem to be enough to contain the sheer amount of [[vidya]] faggotry, and so /vm/, /vmg/, /vrpg/ and /vst/ were bolted onto the website sometime [[last Thursday]]. /vm/ is the dedicated [[Orgy|multiplayer]] games board. It's basically /v/ but you're only allowed to talk about [[Team Fortress 2]], [[World of Warcraft|MMORPGs]] and [[Street Fighter 2|shitty fighting games nobody cares about]].

*'''[[Genshin Impact|/vmg/]]''' - [[Geometry Dash|Mobile games]]. A mostly dead board occasionally visited only by [[poor]] [[Brazil|third worlders]] whenever they manage to obtain a stable internet connection.

*'''[[Final Fantasy|/vrpg/]]''' - RPG games. A place for sexless neckbeards to talk about boring decades-old [[RPG Maker]] games and have their daily [[Fallout|Fallout 3 vs. Fallout: New Vegas]] slapfight. Also ZOMG [[Skyrim|SKYRIM]]!!!1

*'''[[Zerg Rush|/vst/]]''' - Strategy games. Yet another /v/ reskin with not much going for it. Only notable for containing substantially more [[butthurt]] than the others, with users constantly complaining about the latest installments to their favorite franchises. The possibility of simply ''not buying'' the shovelware [[Dumbass|continues to elude them]].

*'''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|/vip/]]''' - Hiro's latest attempt at boosting 4chan Pass sales. Only Pass users may post on this board. Completely pointless as there is nothing to talk about (other than their "oldfag" [[e-peen]] with the ''since4pass'' flair) and nobody even attempts to troll, lest they lose their [[Something Awful|10bux]]. As a result it's absolutely dead.

*'''[[Permavirgin|/vt/]]''' - [[Virtual Youtubers]]. A place for romantically-challenged losers to [[Masturbate|discuss]] the latest antics of their favorite Japanese woman with an animu avatar. Surprisingly lulzy, as the userbase is incredibly pathetic and all imagine themselves to be in one-sided relationships with their idols. As a result they are both easy to troll and have a tendency to post [[Sick fuck|extremely depraved]] sexually-charged ramblings about the objects of their desires. Thankfully, none of them are poised to leave their mom's basement anytime soon, so society at large is safe from these would-be rapists.

*'''[[Wapanese|/w/]]''' - For all your [[Engrish|wallpapers anime]]. As can be noted by merely observing that "w" comes before "wg", the anime board must have appeared such, only strengthening the entire "Japanese are 1,000x cooler than us" mentality. The only board that lacks (well, not as much "lack" as has a decline in) this philosophy is /b/.

*'''[[wallpaper|/wg/]]''' - Wallpapers/General. A board devoted to posting desktop wallpapers with pictures of anything ranging from cars to girls to [[drugs|random geometric designs and colorful scenery]], anything else a spoiled teenage boy or other typical basement dweller desires yet is unable to afford; likely due to his tendency to waste money on things like the latest several hundred dollars each series of displays for a multiple monitor setup. Also includes people too stupid to check [[4scrape]].

*'''[[gif|/wsg/]]''' - "Work-safe" version of /gif/. Added after various requests by people tired of all the porn on /gif/. Functions as 4chan's dedicated video-sharing board.

*'''[[SAUCE|/wsr/]]''' - Worksafe Requests. About as useless as plain ol' /r/.

*'''[[x/|/x/]]''' - Paranormal. Another oldfag filled /b/ outlet, except with ghosts. Here, late night insomniacs gather in attempts to scare each other shitless with posts like [[creepypasta]], images including [[Photoshopped]] "paranormal activity" and schizophrenic doodles, and anecdotes by [[insane|people]] who believe they have a sixth sense or are being haunted. [[Fact]]: every other post on this board ends with [[who was phone|"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!"]] or [[Then A Skeleton Popped Out|"THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!1"]]; [[shit nobody cares about|memes]] exclusive to /x/.

*'''[[EXTREME|/xs/]]''' - Extreme Sports. A place to discuss shit like [[Skateboard|skateboarding]], [[9/11|skydiving]], [[Kung Fu|martial arts]] and other stuff people cooler than [[you]] enjoy. Pretty much dead because the typical 4chan user is an overweight, short-sighted, wheezing little virgin who gets winded from just climbing up the stairs from his basement.

*'''[[yaoi|/y/]]''' - This is where girls and [[queer|guys]] masturbate to sodomy. When not doing so, they battle over which is hotter: guys that look like girls fucking each other or guys that would give Rambo an inferiority complex fucking each other. One of the four realms where women exist on the internet.

===Former/Retired Boards===

*'''[[wat|/5/]]''' - A "secret" board that existed for a brief while [[last Thursday|a long time ago]] and probably involved mods posting pictures of the number 5 or something.

*'''[[Hipsters|/asp/]]''' - A boards that consists of [[fags|hipsters]] discussing [[fucking stupid|way cool]] [[boring|alternative]] sports such as skateboarding. When they're not busy blogging about their latest rock climbing trip, they're brainstorming about inventing their own [[kewlies]] sport. Despite being a board for alternative sports, the board itself is full of wrestling thread and gay fanfiction of a wrestler who got [[Buck Breaking|anally raped by a pack of Bulbasaurs in the hot sweltering summer of 92]]. They call themselves /asp/ies. The board was eventually split into /pw/ and /xs/

*'''/fk/''' - For Kidz. Was opened as a joke board, but unlike [[s4s|/s4s/]] didn't get to stay. Became password protected for a long time before being quietly snuffed sometime around 2012.

*'''/g/''' - Before there was the /g/ we all know and hate, the /g/ board of 4chan stood for Guro, i.e. [[gore]] porn. Was shut down in late 2004.

*'''/ib/ & /ip/''' - Two absolutely dead boards that were eventually combined into the ever-so-slightly less dead /i/.

*'''/l/''' - [[Lolicon]]. Despite [[newfag|newfags]] denying its existence, and [[moot]] himself trying to make everyone forget about it, for a while 4chan had a dedicated loli board. The board went through expected turbulence, up to and including being deleted for a while, before being finally shut down completely in late 2004. Moved to not4chan.org by moot afterwards (don't bother clicking that, you sick fuck. not4chan itself has been dead for years).

*'''[[n|/new/]]''' - <s>'''N'''iggers & J'''ew'''s.</s> [[killdozer|Bulldozed]] along with /r9k/. Resurrected as [[pol/|/pol/]]

*'''[[q/|/q/]]''' - 4chan Discussion, added by moot as a place for butthurt faggots to cry about how shit and cancer filled the internet anus has become. Was unceremoniously closed when the whining reached uncontrollable levels.

*'''[[qa/|/qa/]]''' - A temporary board created for moot's final Q&A. Inexplicably stuck around with no discernible purpose until [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiro]] officially made it into /q/ 2.0, only now with no obligation for mods to actually respond to complaints. Over time the lack of moderation allowed several consecutive groups of trolls make it their home. Was eventually locked and purged after an /lgbt/ raid. This event is commonly known by the /qa/ immigrants as The Great Soyset.

*'''[[rapidshit|/rs/]]''' - Rapidshares. Aggregated all filesharing links posted anywhere on 4chan, providing easy access for those who are hellbent on infecting their PC with malware. Effectively replaced the [[dead|now-defunct]] rapidsearch.yi.org, which was run by [[Food|Popcorn]] [[Mexico|Mariachi]].

*'''[[Random_Page|/yg/]]''' - <s>[http://zip.4chan.org/yg/imgboard.html Yogurt?]</s> What the shit? Gone, apparently.

*'''[[z/|/z/]]''' - An oldfag board far more cancerous than even present-day /b/, if you can even fathom such a concept. The board was constantly trolled by randomly chosen mods who liked to [[rape|decorate]] it with [[YTMND|animated GIF backgrounds and looped music]]. Users given a "/z/ ban" would not be able to access any other board but this one. After its removal, attempting to view it will only allow you to see the [[penis|lovely]] placeholder page that <s>has since taken its place</s> was also removed during a general site cleanup after moot left (for those curious, it was [[beecock]]).

*'''World4ch''' - For the longest time 4chan had integrated Japanese-style textboards tucked away in a shitty subbasement. They were absolutely dead and had a propensity to crap out and crash every other Tuesday. Most users were only made aware of them through links beneath the titles of several regular imageboards. The only one of note was /vip/ (no relation), which housed half a dozen mouthbreathers who insisted on constantly reposting the same ancient [[2ch]] memes from 2005.

==A Typical 4chan user==

<center>[[File:Ultimate Banhammer.jpg]]</center>

==4chan Moderators==
[[Image:Mod furries.png|thumb|Evidence that 4chan mods are furries. (note: bottom)]]

[[Image:team4chanotakon2005.jpg|200px|thumb|center|Team 4chan at Otakon 2005]]

All of 4chan's moderators were moot's friends from Something Awful or people who have lurked in #janiteam and #team4chan on Rizon until they turned into snail-people. You really do not want to be one.

===Former Mods===
[[Image:Moot.jpg|thumb|4chan's moot shortly after gaining his diploma in Mexican Vice Studies.]]

*[[W. T. Snacks]] was famous for banning many newfags on /b/ in an effort to make /b/ good. That made him [[cool]]. Moot got jealous of his e-fame and stripped him of his rank. He's less involved in the chan scene now, although he occasionally posts on /mu/ and /r9k/ with a tripcode. He also runs a radio show, "Midnight Snacks." His tripcode is TcT.PTG1.2 and he can be found in #4chan.
*MrSpooky is an ex-mod who spawned the catchphrases "I've never seen so many ingrates" and "You'll receive nothing from me." He frequently made stickies on /b/ begging for money because he got thrown in jail and now he needs donations to pay off his court fees. Smells real great. Now located here at ED with all you other fuckers as Mrs.Pooky!
*Anonymous-San - Quit due to stress, also due to him attempting to get it on with some 4chan girl (more info welcome).
*Shut
*Censored Vagina - Permabanned Something Awful pedophile. Talks about child genitals a lot.
*hova
*JDigital
*FrankStallone - Also known as dr.wiii. A huge Macfag and Nintendo DS gamer. Has a hard on for Churuya-san. He quit the internet (retired from modship) as of 12/1/2010.
*Shii - Wrote an earlier version of the textboards and ran them until he caused drama with moot.
*Allyson - A fat, underage whore that looks like the ugly tree that raped her through childhood, managed to go down on [[Moot]] long enough for him to give her Mod status. During all of this she apparently stalked a 4channer from her hometown, making her a [[slut]]. She's a filthy camwhore that has dozens of STDs and suffers from being a [[wapanese]] [[faggot]].
*[[DocEvil]] - Started out a Janitor on /tv/ eventaully became a mod and over the summer became a /b/ mod. <s>Mod removed after his friend got on his account and started baleeting shit.</s> He is back
*InspRedwood- A notorious mod best known for shitting up /a/, started out as a janitor on /co/ back in 2013 and became reviled for his/her constant heavy policing of threads, after the GamerGate incident was promoted to a mod and has since crusaded across 4chan as a ban happy SJW lunatic. Commonly seen circlejerking and stirring up drama on the IRC.

===Current Mods/Mod Sympathizers===

[[Image:Janiteam.gif|thumb|alt=4chan's "#janiteam" channel on Rizon|Janitor channel. Some of these motherfuckers are literally mods now]]

*ALTERNATIVE - Joining as 4chan's lead coder/scripter back in 2004, notable for asking moot to create /tg/, therefore a [[Fat|hugely]] socially inept beardo. Also goes by the [[IRC]] nicks "Dave" and "buttly". Has a yellow wife (a la [[Something Awful|Kyanka]]) who is shamefully ugly, as evinced by the fact that she had to settle for a 4chan dork instead of a more sukksessufuru Amelican. His likes include [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|outdated computer equipment, having theory-of-mind problems, and ancient shitty games.]] Has since become one of the sites three Admins with moots departure

[[File:Troid.png|200px|thumb|Troid in all his beta glory.]]

*Dongfix, aka Enumeric. Another shitty gamer. Owns Imgbear.com and writes scripts for janitors and mods to be hosted there. Information showing proving as such was first possibly leaked '''{{archive|rlFJZ|here}}'''. Feel free to read that thread and take a look at the [[4chan#External_links|external links.]]
*Sporks - Real name: Dan Levin is best known for wearing the yotsuba TF2 mask at Otakon.
*Zanok
[[Image:Invisibro_is_embarassing.jpg|122px|thumb|left|At left, Invisibro works on making whiteness even more humiliating.]]
*Zephro
*pixel - Startlingly dumb /b/ tripfag whose only claim to fame is the GET they mention in their vhost. May have been known as "maggot"/"kyat" at one point and is an actual "woman" insofar as it possesses a vagina-like aperture.
*MrVacBob - Succeeded Shii in writing and administrating the textboards. Enjoys programming and anime. AKA "Alexander Strange".
*I_AM_ABIB - Retro [[gamer|gaymer]] dork and anime pedo. Formerly a mere janitor, ABIB and a number of other second bananas were promoted to moderator in late '09 and began taking out their long-stifled aggressions on the boards. Rivals ALTERNATIVE in terms of burbling autistic hostility.
*Jay Irwin / Invisibro / gingermod / swaglord - Balding, [[Chris_Benoit|roid-raging]] ginger, also an [s4s] mod that sometimes posts in papyruse and comic sans.
*Concord- Retarded /b/ Mod who on accident posted with his name in his capcode instead of Anonymous ## MOD
*Troid- Real name Zack, resident tumblrina, redditor and mangina, usually found shitting up /a/ and cache banning any images from the site that end up exposing him. Was originally assigned in maintaining the 4chan archives but later had his archive privileges removed after going on a mass deletion spree whilst trying to cover up information about himself that was stored within the archives, despite such he retained his mod rights.
[[File:Gurupartap_S._Davis.jpg|thumb|left|122px|RapeApe is a left-over stock character from the Great [[Habbo Hotel]] Raids.]]
*RapeApe - A patron saint of [[pol|/pol/]], presumably the guy who sticked a video celebrating trumps victory on there. Known to be a [[QAnon|Qboomer]]/fan of [[Tucker Carlson]] or some shit, his endorsement of /pol/ shenanigans has caused '''{{archive|vRaze|extreme butthurt from the mainstream media}}''', claiming that 4chan is now a NATZEEE SITE!!!!!!!!1111ONE Cannot be entirely trusted, as he was one of the faggots known to delete [[GamerGate]] threads on /v/ back in 2014.
The login page for admin is [server name].4chan.org/[board name]/admin.php. The page for /b/ can be found '''{{archive|283lp|here}}'''

==UnderageB&==
[[Image:Cancerkids.jpg|thumb|Underage B&s are the cancer that is killing [[b|/b/]].]]
[[In before|Before]] [[the cancer that is killing /b/|cancer]] took over 4chan, most users were above the age of eighteen. Thanks mainly due to [[gore]]. [[b|/b/]] used to be a horrifying place and only those with the mental stability to handle the kind of shit posted had the balls to even [[lurk]]. Even when [[Shitting Dick Nipples|less horrifying memes]] became popular, the overall sense was terrifying. It was a [[Divide by zero|bad idea]] to leave /b/ on your computer when you went to go take a [[shit]].

Now, however, every post is written by someone around age twelve. These [[fag|faggots]] found out about 4chan through researching the black person on [[Habbo Hotel]]. Most hang around because /b/ is turning into the new [[eBaum's World]], with [[fail|funny]] parodies/2edgy4me jokes on [[IRL|real world]] events, pics of people SHOOPIN DER WHOOPS, and a place to get free [[pr0n]] without getting a virus as well.

This problem could be easily fixed if 4chan's mods [[BRING BACK SNACKS|grew some balls]] and started overly enforcing the [[ban hammer]], but we all know [[coward|that will never happen]] since if it did, there would be no /b/ left.

== Sticky, the 4chan Posting Guide ==

[[Image:Sticky.jpg|thumb|Meet Sticky! He's your guide to shitposting on /b/.]]

Sticky is 4chan's latest technology, a mutant inbred offspring of [[Jews]] and [[Clippit]] that [[moot]] [[Bullshit|worked really, really hard on]] for [[at least 100]] sleepless days in order to help newfags spout memes more and actually sound like they know what they're talking about to other newfags. While Sticky says he would like to help you with [[trolling]], he probably just wants to help you write a suicide note or [[rape]] you. He also doesn't seem to understand that copypasta and trolling is usually intricate work, and trying to do so without any experience will result in cancer like [[THE BEST]] and [[So Cash]]. Especially when he's flamboyant about his sexuality and weeaboo status. The best thing you can do is disable JavaScript or click "Don't show this tip again," although it likely won't do anything, because it didn't work any better trying to hide Clippit.

==4chan goes 2.0==

{|
| Before redesign: [[File:4chan_2005_Screenshot.jpg|center|300px]]
| After redesign: [[Image:4chan_2.0.gif|center|300px]]
|}

===The Day 4chan Died===
<pre>
A long, long, time ago,
I can still remember how that website used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my cat
That I could make those people laugh
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But December made me shiver
With every pic I’d deliver.
Bad news on the front page;
I couldn’t do anything but rage.

I can’t remember if I fainted out
When I read about this sellout,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the 4chan died.

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Did mootle write the book of love,
And have you lost all faith in God above,
If the /b/ board tells you so?
Do you believe in An Hero,
Can 4chan save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to die real slow?

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Now for four years we’ve been on our own
And mootle grows fat on his new page of home,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When Pedobear sang for the Partyvan,
Using CP he borrowed from 4chan
And a voice that came from anon alone,

Oh, and while the FBI were looking down,
Pedobear stole his horny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
The CP was returned.
And while pedobear read a book of loli,
The anon waited in the park,
And we sang the Bel Air theme in the dark
The day 4chan died.

No-one knew what the new hompepage meant,
The anons lurked in their mothers basement,
Eight hours old and failing fast.
It landed with web 2.0 on it's ass.
The /b/tards tried for a bangbros pass,
With slowpoke on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the Bel Air was sweet perfume
While the /b/tards played a marching tune.
We all got up to the pool,
Oh, and we made habbo look like fools!
`cause the afros tried to block the way;
The pool was closed, due to aids.
Do you recall who was r34'd
The day the 4chan died?

We started singing,
bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
</pre>

===The Future (old copypasta)===
<pre>
The change to the front page of 4chan may not appear
to have any significant effects as far as practicality goes.
But, I believe that it foreshadows much darker times to come.
For those who have their eyes open, you realize that almost
the whole world has been taken control of by a very corrupt and ruthless group of people.

This occurred through incremental methods, making small,
seemingly meaningless changes until so many changes had been made to society,
everything was different without anyone noticing. I believe that is what is
happening with 4chan. Mootle is making seemingly trivial changes to 4chan at
a slow pace, which will ultimately lead to our deepest fears: 4chan as an account-based
paysite with official merchandise, big corporate sponsorship, fake, contrived aesthetics,14
and perhaps even an official account of the history of 4chan which differs from reality.
Age verification will take place to visit any 18+ boards. All posts will be recorded.
GETS will be staged for real.

I've been here for over two years. I still feel like a "newfag"
(which is a word mostly used by newfags, ironically) but lately I realize
I've been here longer than 90% of 4chan users. Anyone who has been around
as long as I have can see that the real issue isn't the quality of posted
content, it's the changes that have been made to 4chan itself, the same way
things happen with any big corporation.

tl;dr, kill yourselves now
</pre>

== 4chan - hurt ==
<pre>
I checked on /b/ today
To see if I still feel
I see its filled with gay
What the fuck is their deal

The gays have but one hole
The traps are now a thing
Try to close the gay away
But I remember everything

What has /b/ become?
My sweetest friend
The oldfags that I knew
Went away in the end

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

I close my browser now
Upon my dirty screen
Full of jizz and cum
I cannot make clean

I remember a great time
When WT snacks was there
Now he's somewhere else
He is still not here

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

If I were but a mod
On my favorite chan
I would ban all the gay
I would find a way
</pre>

==2008==
===Gaiachan===
On February 12, 2008 [[Fag|Moot]] posted his [https://4chan.org/4channews.php?all#95 fucking will] (tl;dr) on the news page basically talking about imminent changes on 4chan (new trial boards, more janitors, how much he loves the site and [[TLDR|much more]]).

===02/19/2008 - The Trial boards and the death of Old /n/ - News===

[[Image:Thethreadthatkilledn.jpg|thumb|The thread that killed /n/.]]

On February 19, 2008, Moot added 9 new "trial" boards:
'''/fa/''' ([[Pro-Ana|Fashion]]), '''/fit/''' ([[Ghey|Health & Fitness]]), '''/hc/''' ([[Ripper|Hardcore]]), '''/jp/''' ([[Lolicon|Japan/]][[Touhou|General]]), '''/n/''' ([[Mantrain|Transportation]], replacing News), '''/r9k/''' ([[R9k|ROBOT9000]]), '''/sp/''' ([[Sport|Sports]]), '''/toy/''' ([[Dildo|Toys]]) and '''/trv/''' (Travel), while at the same time killing the commie-phobic '''[[pol/|/n/]]'''.

[[Image:Wikipedia loves 4chan.jpg|thumb|Wiki <3's 4chan!]]

===The Occupation of /n/===
During a battle with the site's upstream provider, the "/n/-transportation" board (which m♡♡t moderates) was forced off topic. The declarative post (to begin the occupation) was made on Monday, the 11th of April, 2008 at 7:13 pm with the text "Hello, I'm David Bowie." This was a blatant reference to the Adult Swim show the "Venture Brothers", and within the hour there were multiple threads about [[Barack Obama]], the [[Beijing Olympics]], [[abortion]] and the [[Texas Polygamist Raid]]. It was more than obvious that the anoraks had been invaded and their board occupied in order to be converted back to "/n/-news", yet, in the early hours of the morning, the "admins" reset the posts to remove anything not related to transport.

==2010==
===4chan on Jeopardy===
On February 23rd 2010, '''{{ytlink|fNaUiAVT0Ls|a clue was featured on Jeopardy in a category entitled 'Internet' containing a reference to 4chan.org}}''':
[[Image:4chanJeopardy_.png|frame|center|What is [[CP]]?]]

===4chan and the End of Days===
On the 1st of April 2010, a date which will always be remembered for [[trolls|April fools]], took a dark turn for the humble Anonymous posters of 4chan. Moot being the Jew he is, intergrated a 4chan facebook feature, meaning camwhores and faggots can now post directly between the two websights. This will lead to a influx of newfags like [[Anontalk|Anontalk]] to CP. Thx [[faggot|Moot]], good to see you always stuck out for the team. This was also marked with the second rising of [[Boxxy|Boxxy]] in the form of Deafsy. All contact has been lost with /v/, with only images of babby and a J-POP song being seen and heard, its the end, rape your children for you soon won't be able too.

On the 4th of April the facechan functionality was revealed to be a lame April Fool's joke, with the title of /b/ changing to [[loli|lol i]] [[troll|trol]] [[you|u]], resulting in much
bawwing and [[rage]]. Joke's on [[moot]], though, as any [[faggot]] knows that [[fail| you have to admit to your joke by midday on April 1st]]. Although the faggots that fell for it fail just as hard.

===Birthday===
Due to the fact that the typical 4chan lurker [[lie| is not a wanna be moderator]], on the seventh birthday ( [[9/11| 10/1/03]] ) Moot opened up a [[aim|meebo]] account only to have it overflowed within minutes. Moot redeemed his butt hurt fans by opening up an irc.

===Operation Overlord===
{{main|Operation Overlord}}

On the 14th of November 2010, 4chan was invaded by [[tumblr]]. Reactions such as "NOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO." erupted from now bonerless /b/tards everywhere.

Oh, lol, actually, tumblr failed and only DDoS'd the front page.

===PUDDI PUDDI===
{{main|Giga Pudding}}
On the 1st of December 2010 [[moot|some fucking hoebag]] embedded '''{{ytlink|B10BxYZqa1Q|this video}}''' at the top of every board on 4chan, although cute and pretty lulzy at first, <s>prolonged exposure to this video will ultimately drive you to finding the nearest pregnant woman and giving her a forced abortion with a rusty ladel while screaming uncontrollably and [[Pain series|crushing your testicles]] with your bare hands.</s> How hard is it to use AdBlock?

==2011==
===4/22/11 = THE END IS NEAR===

[[Image:4chan_without_adult_ads.png|200px|thumb|[[Shit no one cares about|OMG THE END IS NEAR]]]]

<s>On all NSFW pages of 4chan, the ads have gone. Possibly, due to the content of nature of the NSFW boards, essentially [[B|/b/]], the Advertising company ditched [[moot]] and left him for dead ad-less and thus loosing money. Hopefully, 4chan won't end up like the old [[ED]]...</s>

All NSFW pages now have ads again.

===5/1/11 [[America|AMERICA FUCK YEAH!]]===
As news came out regarding the death of [[Bin Laden]], moot decided to embed '''{{ytlink|IhnUgAaea4M|AMERICA FUCK YEAH}}''' into the /b/ board. this of course became old within minutes and /b/tards started banging their heads into their keyboards in an attempt to break their ears so they didn't have to hear it anymore.

===10/23/11 [[moot]] resurrects boards===
[[moot]] resurrects /r9k/, /new/ (now /pol/), and /hc/, and creates /diy/.

===The Siege===
4chan was DDoS'd on and off between 11/14/11 and 11/17/11. No word yet on the culprit, everything from [[tumblr]] (highly likely) to lulzsec (unlikely) has been put forward.

==2012==
===New Old /b/===
It was Valentine's Day 2012. Considering moot likes penis, he had nobody to stick it into. Bored out of his mind, he had the bright idea to perhaps start managing 4chan again. For once, he listened to Anon, because he actually allowed the pathetic virgins that inhabit to talk to their god and give Him suggestions. For a brief moment, OC flowed like fresh blood through a rotting corpse. Post ending in XXX <s>has been restored</s> is still gone :(, ponies and Chloe threads paused, and Moot said he would be adding up to 15 new boards, including a [[mlp/|a brony board]]. Could this be the Second Re/b/oot? For a while, it seemed like it wouldn't, but then moot did the unthinkable: He restored forced Anon but proceeded to give every poster 24-hour ID's, so [[Wat|posters are anonymous while not actually anonymous]]. /b/ finally returned to form: Cancer, shitposts and reposts have all but died. OC flowed through the land once again. But moot will find a way to fuck it up somehow.

Update: It went to hell quickly, cancer became terminal on /b/ once more, and moot ended up removing IDs in September [[2013|the next year]].

==2013==
2013 was the 10th year of 4chan, and as such, many [[boring|exciting]], new changes took place.
===New Boards===
In 2013 moot added several new boards: /gd/ for the hipsters, /asp/ for the [[wrestling|alternative]] [[skateboard|sports]] fans, /vr/ for the nostalgiafigs, /lgbt/ for the LGBT users (read: all of them,) and the infamous [[s4s|<nowiki>[s4s]</nowiki>]] for the funposters.

===AWA Con Panel===
After a dinner with old 4chan mods, moot had the absolutely ''great'' idea of holding another 4chan panel, despite the disastrous results of the Otakon panels years before. Since he and 4chan were '''{{archive|D0Puy|banned}}''' from having another panel at Otakon, Atlanta's AWA con was the nexyt best place to ruin. And so it was. Several days before the actual tenth anniversary, the panel was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QRnufms-0&t=3m25s streamed live on YT]. Users from boards such as /b/, /s4s/ and others crowded into [[synchtube]]-clone site rooms to watch the panel, resulting in shitposting across all boards as well as in the chats of said stream sites. The panel itself was incredibly boring and the only highlight was W.T. Snacks shouting an old classic, "why does your website suck," at moot after snatching the microphone from someone else who was probably just going to shout a catchphrase himself anyway.

For half an hour before the panel, all text on 4chan '''was turned bold.'''

===Deletion of /q/===
[[q/|/q/]] was deleted, and replaced with a hardly-used suggestion box.

==2014==
2014 was a year with much lulz for 4chan but it will go into history as it's fatal year. It was the year in which the 3 main happenings (Independance Day Tumblr Raid, The Fappening and Gamergate) triggered the downfall of 4chan and m00t finally gave in to the SJWs and became a traitor to his own chan.

===April Fools' 2014===
For April 1 2014, 4chan added a new site-wide notice explaining the change in the CAPTCHA system to the Japanese spelling of [[Touhou|CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN]] for the sake of improving the education of the userbase. The notice ends with the equally [[Weeaboo|weeaboo]] ''ゆっくりしていってね！！'', which is another equally terrible jap reference.

===Aussie Events===
Sometime in April 4chan was hacked by someone and all their faggot janitors got doxed. This resulted in mass confusion and celebratory champagne.

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===Independence Day Tumblr Raid===
{{main|Independence Day Invasion}}

===The Fappening===
{{main|The Fappening}}

===Gamergate===
{{main|GamerGate}}

===4chan is kill===
{{Main|M00t's GamerGate Sellout}}
Rumors have it that shortly after the [[Independence Day Invasion]], Moot was contacted by a mysterious individual whom claimed a girl had committed [[suicide]] over said raid, Moot, being the dickless faggot he is, complied with this individual's every demand in fear of getting v& IRL, most notably, it included giving all oldfag mods the finger and replacing them with new mods straight from [[tumblr]] who happily throw out permabans to users who post threads about [[Zoe Quinn]], [[gamergate]], and those who dare criticize [[feminism]].

[[some argue|Many believe]] 4chan has turned into an SJW infested shithole with no freedom of speech and therefore starting with the great 4chan exodus many anons started to migrate to their new home 8chan, where freedom of speech and privacy is taken seriously. It is assumed that m00t started to behave like a cuck because he did not want negative media attention for his new project canvas but he failed to reaize that his canvas project never had any chance. It is also believed that m00t gave in to the SJW becase he wanted to sell 4chan and therefore he had to mak the page appear as civillized as possible. Especially 2014 was a year with much drama involving the independance day raid, the fappening and the gamergate scandal which turned a lot of negative attention to 4chan.

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== 2015 ==
=== January 2015 - Final sellout and le cuck est mort ===

[[Image:17th century 4chan.jpg|thumb|right|An 18th century representation of 4chan.]]

On 2015-01-17 a new requirement paper for 4chan janitors was leaked to 8chan's Hotwheels by an enraged 4chan Janitor and confirmed what many anons already assumed after the exodus. 4chan now officialy wanted his janitors to provide identification documents, a photograph that would be uploaded on a server so everybody can steal it and sign a legally binding contract in order to be fucking unpaid and voluntary janitors. Yes you read it right. m00t has now confirmed a second time that he is a SJW cuck who gives a shit about freedom and his shithole of imageboard is definetely dead. After he heard about the leak he pretended he wanted to post it anyway and made a posting on the official 4chan blog about it but secretly he was mad that he got exposed once again for the faggot he is.

After the dust settled a bit over the weekend (as it was anyway clear since September that m00t is a SJW sellout bitch) m00t announced on 2015-01-22 that he will retire from his postition as 4chan admin.
It was now clear that Hotwheels was the new emperor in the land of imageboards and the indulgent emperor he was, he even participated in m00ts farewell party that was organized on 8chan under the name of #jesuismoot and on the 8chan board /jesuismoot/ (just like the je suis charlie news that were prominent at that time). Hotwheels was not mad about m00t and remembered the good old days when he was on 4chan in his childhood and thanked m00t for the good time like a true indulgent emperor to a little brat.

However 8chans userbase did not share the good sentiments of their leader and decided to ridicule m00t on various image macros and thread postings. A phrase that was often used at that time was "le cuck est mort" a deviation of the French "le cock est mort" meaning the rooster is dead from the famous french song "le cock est mort". Another phrase that was used was "le roi est mort - vive le roi" implying that Hotwheels was now the unquestionned emperor of the imageboard-o-sphere. Also a funny fact is that Hotwheels was actually sleeping when m00t announced this because he lives in the Philippines and they have a time shift compared to America and so he was very surprised and one of the later ones who learned about m00ts retirement.

However, 4chan was now officially dead after about 11 years and 8chan also felt another influx of 4chan newfags who were in denial about the happenings of the last months but apparently noticed that they are now beeing ruled by SJW mods who started flooding their chan.

=== September 2015 - The End Two - Electric Boogaloo ===
On 9-21-15 the final death knell rang for 4chan's passing when m00t announced that Hiroyuki Nishimura (former owner and admin of [[2ch]]) would be taking his place as new head moderator and owner. 
Nishimura has a reputation for being a massive faggot who was even [[loser|unable to pay his server bills]] and violated Japanese privacy laws. After Jim took over 2ch, Nishimura was allowed to keep his admin position but in the end Jim had to fire him anyway because he was caught [https://anonymous-japan.org/fake2ch/ selling user data for jew goldz and letting political parties pay him for the right to shill on the website]. Nishimura then got [[butthurt]] that he was kicked and started [[DDoS]]-ing 2ch in revenge. After this action the whole 2ch userbase hated him even more than before and he even today still has persona-non-grata status all over 2ch.

He also allegedly had ties to the japanese government and [[NSA|american 3-letter organizations]]. 
m00t has fucked off since January to become a redditcuck.

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File:Janitorreq.jpg|the official 4chan blog page about it
File:Lecuckestmort.jpg|m00t officially announcing he will step down as admin
File:Jesuismoot.jpg|the farewell party at 8chan
File:MootNishimura.png|the official "news" posting
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==Fanfic==
<big>'''A reading from Genesis'''</big> 

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In the beginning, there was Moot.
On the first day, Moot created 4chan and said "Lo, this is 4chan, bringer of pain."
On the second day, Moot created Anonymous. They became lonely so Moot created [[Bridget]];
Anonymous complained of this trap, but Moot proclaimed "There are no girls on the interbutt, Bridget will suffice."
On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode. "Behold tripcode," he said. "Only ye who wish to forgive may perform."
On the fourth day, Moot created /b/, and many Anonymous rejoiced.
On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moot's creation was in disarray and MySQL errors killed off many Anonymous with no mercy.
On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky and thus proclaimed 'This sticky sux0rz.'
On the seventh day, Moot sold 4chan.
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==Trump's effect on 4chan==

[[File:Trump Election Feels.png|center|700px]]

==Mobile Browser Support==
4chan makes a big deal out of the fact it supports mobile browsers. It even goes so far as to provide neat columns of images to fap to as you plan your next epic troll.

However, don't bother trying to post if you're one of the 300 million people who use Opera Mini. Or one of the [[over 9000]] people who use Opera's Main competitor, UC Browser. In their fight against trolls, spammers, rabid bronies, and Lucifer himself, 4chan bans anything vaguely resembling a proxy. Opera Mini passes all data through Opera servers, and these are treated as satanic proxies. Some might question why 4chan doesn't simply read the real IP address from Opera Mini's header data '''like any properly designed website should.''' The answer to that question will be someday discovered on [[b/|/b/]]. Or perhaps [[v/|/v/]]. Or,even [[no|possibly]], [[q/|/q/]].

==Hacking again - 4/14/25==
On April 14th, 4chan was hacked by a soyteen who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. The site is now down and.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. If it is, so long and thanks for all the fish. (until they arise from the ashes again a few days later and continue ofc)

==Gallery==
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File:Browse4chan.png|Proceed with caution.
File:The new rules of 4chan.png|Don't let the lies on the rules page fool you: these are the actual rules that 4chan enforces.
Image:4channormalpeople.png|Full of normal people.
Image:4chan-motivational.jpg|You've been warned.
File:SEMENDEMONRETURNS.png
File:Monkey Vs $chan Banana.gif|Your reaction to a banana thread
File:NSA Spying On 4chan.jpg
Image:Cornwallis lol.JPG|4chan: The place where you admit wanting to fuck General Cornwallis.
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File:4Chan2005vs2016.jpg|then and now
File:Kill_the_4chan.jpg|'tis simple, really
File:4chan's role on the internet.jpg|<s>Her dick was ten times bigger and more painful to contain than his</s> They're both girls, dumbass
File:Only newfags use newfag as a personal insult.jpg|No freedom of speech in the queen's domain
File:Faggots234.jpg|4Chan IRL
File:4chan house.jpg|4chan House
File:Finger4chan.jpg
File:Agent Smith.jpg|Closeup of the cancer killing /b/
File:Corpsefuck.jpg
File:Livegrenade.jpg
File:4Chan Dick Visited.png
File:Typical 4chan user face.jpg|what the typical 4chan user looks like
File:Bodybag.jpg
File:TrouserSnake.jpg
File:4chanGPS.jpg
File:Makecoolcrystals.jpg
File:Anusworms.jpg
File:4channudecat.png
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File:Best Stalin.png
File:Black Nazi.jpg
File:Average 4chan user.jpg
File:Refugee Conspiracy.jpg
File:Dollfucker.png
File:Merchantguidegoy.png
File:4Chan Media Destruction.jpg
File:30kg.jpg
File:Actsofkindness.png
File:4changhostpuncher.png
File:Nigganimals.png
File:4chanchickenman.jpg
File:Memesofb.jpg|[[Memes]], lol
File:4chIveGivenuponreality.png
File:4chanbrovswomen.jpg
File:The-last-shooper.jpg|The last shooper
File:B hates ed.jpg|ED made newfags
File:88truthsoflife.jpg
File:Mootbuck.jpg
File:4chan-scene.jpg|Is this funny? I don't know (edit) No, it's not.
File:4chan 2.0.gif|Their faggoty new front page
File:4ChanVTECWRYYY.GIF|A gay little drawing
File:4chanHelpGuide.jpg|Knowing this will make you very [[l33t]] on 4chan.
File:4chan-government.jpg|TL;DR
File:4chanBrawl.png|4chan Brawl.
File:4chan-warning.jpg|Warning
File:4chan-Sage.jpg|[[Sage]]
File:4chan_-_Smash_face_on_keyboard_then_post_results.jpg
File:Samefag.png
File:SEMENDEMON.jpg
File:Semendemen.png
File:4chan-motivation.jpg|Ass 'n Titties
File:4chan-guide.jpg|A guide to all the boards.
File:to-the-point.Jpg|4chan gets straight to the point.
File:4chan-camwhore-guide.png|Camwhore guide
File:B summary.jpg|/b/
File:Downloadhentai.jpg|This is what 4chan is for.
File:4chandown.JPG|'''{{archive|SRHTE|mirror}}'''
File:4chan_shit.jpg
File:Bosch's4chan.jpg|Oh God...
File:Kill4u.jpg|An example of the high-brow users that frequent 4chan.
File:4chanMacro.jpg
File:Phail btard.jpg|Typical chan fag.
File:PartyVan.jpg
File:4chanchildren.PNG
File:4chanban.JPG|BAWWWWWWW!
File:Nodude.jpg
File:4chan demotivator.jpg|Another [[demotivator]]
File:Nigger thread.jpg|[[Demotivator]] from early [[R9gay|/r9k/]].
File:4chanmap.jpg|Your basic map of 4chan.
File:Holy council of 4chan.jpg
File:Banned2.png|Some have proven it IS possible to get banned from 4chan.
File:Bman.png|Typical 4channer.
File:Chemistslab.jpg
File:Choose1item.jpg
File:Differencebetweenmenandwomen.jpg
File:Peter_pan.jpg|[[What]].
File:Pinklolibrokeinternets.jpg|4chan + pink elephants = WIN!
File:Churchsign.jpg|Now I lay me down to sleep.
File:Googling_4chan.jpg|[https://www.google.com/search?q=inurl%3A4chan.org%2Fb&num=100&hl=en&safe=off&filter=0 Someones grandma is getting 4chan banned from the internet, one thread at a time.]
File:Mysql.png|Yotsuba causes most of 4chans server troubles.
File:Sinistar22.JPG|Beware, I live!
File:4chancookie.jpg|Typical 4chan cookie message
File:Newfags_are_killing_b.jpg|[[OMG|Oh my shitty fucking]] [[God]], go [[an hero|kill yourselves]].
File:4changoogle.jpg|4chan according to [[Google]].
File:Australia Tourist Trap.jpg
File:Hansen-pedo.gif|A pedo-bait .gif posted on 4chan.
File:4chan-pedo-thread.gif|The reaction to the previous .gif.
File:Poolesclosed.jpg|POOLE'S CLOSED
File:Memeslol.jpg|An even gayer drawing.
File:HC_sad_truth.png|The sad truth of /hc/.
File:A_CHALLENGER_APPEARS.jpg|[[A challenger appears]].
File:ONB.jpg|[[Something Awful]] explains 4chan.
File:Babyatcomputer.jpg|Your average 4chan user.
File:4chan tech support.png|4chan's tech support.
File:Getacompliment.png|Reporting spam in /[[g]]/ moves you up in life.
File:Fagatron.jpg|touch my Disko /b/al
File:4chan-venn-diagram.png|Welcome to 4chan.
File:DDoS.jpg|You are unwelcome at 4chan.
File:sadjesus.png|[[facepalm|Jesus is sad for 4chan]]
File:4chanbunny.jpg|Listen to the bunny, he knows best.
File:Queen moot.jpg|Bow before your queen
File:4chanOperator.jpg
File:4chan a thread1.png|How [[a/|/a/]] reacts to casuals
File:Axis_of_internet_evil.jpg
File:4Chan_-_Haets_Fur_Fags.png
File:4Chan_-_Employee.png|Always a great resume addition!
File:Example_%26_4Chan_-_B.jpg
File:3_tires.png
File:GayBlowjobPhotoshop.jpg|I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!
File:McDonalds_Embarrassing.png|Beta.
File:Walmart_Beta.jpg|More Beta.
File:Tour_De_Lune.png
File:Laid_Zero_Times.png|Such a lucky guy.
File:British_People.jpg
File:KoTH_I_Hate_Every_Single.png
File:I_try_to_masterbate.jpg|[[STDs|My masterbate is fire]].
File:Batman_Play.png
File:Mod_Swag.jpg|[[Mods]] are gods.
File:Mod_Zipper.png
File:Legsless_Lucy.png
File:7BONG.png
File:You_Dont_Know_Embarrassment.png
File:Best_Metal.jpg
File:Its_A_Privilege.png|[[pol|It was a privilege]].
File:Hellsing_Crosseye.jpg
File:Beta_Is_Alpha_As_Fuck.jpg|Even more Beta.
File:Time_Flies_Faggot.jpg|Time flies when you're a faggot.
File:v_goes_crazy.jpg|/v/ shows off how lonely they are.
File:Crocery_Store.jpg
File:Microwave_Pizza.jpg|Remember: The only people who buy microwaveable pizza are the ones who will most likely [[die alone]].
File:Dont_4chan_When_Its_Late.png
File:Rape_Yes.png|Always say [[yes]] before getting raped.
File:Rotaries_And_Straights_Troll.jpg|Typical /o/ discussion.
File:Snoop_Breaker.png|Don't EVER let /b/ [[divide by zero|successfully count to 10]].
File:Tow_Truck_Woes.png
File:Weird_Fucking_Fetishes.jpg|4chan is a great place to talk about your robot fetishes.
File:Drama!.gif
File:4chan-laser.jpg
File:4chan Better Than Sherlock.gif
File:4chan hobo fellatio.jpg
File:4chan-Racism.png
File:4chan b.png
File:4chan4eva1.png
File:4chanduringsex10.jpg
File:4chanchad.jpg
File:Comprehensiveguidetoshitposting.jpg|A comprehensive guide to shitposting.
File:Confusedanimegirls.png
File:Dubstheforbiddenone.jpg
File:UNInvestigates4chan.jpg|Investigated by UN
File:4chanduringsex8.jpg
File:Pandorasbox.jpg
File:4chanepiccreep.jpg
File:4chanstarwarscosplay.jpg
File:Geertwillrule.jpg
File:BUILDWALL.jpg
File:4chanweebfreaks.jpg
File:4chanslavroll.png
File:4chanvsreddit.png
File:Ripdandog.png
File:4chanstoryfags.png
File:4chanbattlestationfreak.jpg
File:Realityglitchgf.jpg
File:EDCfedora.jpg
File:Finalkek.jpg
File:Gameboyfellatio.png
File:Issacnewton4chan.jpg
File:Hitlergunclean.jpg
File:BLMcumtribute.png
File:Pcserviceautiststory.png
File:Genzfag.png
File:Waifutriggered.png
File:2014vs2015.jpg
File:4Chan User Faps To Horse Shit.jpg|This user jacks off to literal horse shit.
File:The Army Is Fucking Gay.jpg|4chan user describes his erotic experiences in the United States Military
File:ED User AlGore IRL.jpg|Typical 4chan fag
File:4chanyourenotwelcomehere.jpg
File:Fedorastalker.jpg
File:Suckmydickaccidentally.png
File:Convertsecondstomicrowavetime.png
File:Madmaxfuryroadshrek.jpg
File:RussianfindsISIS.jpg
File:Youravg4chanautist.png
File:4chstopbeinga.png
File:Validrapeclaims4ch.jpg
File:Injectglowstick.jpg
File:Altoidsautist.png
File:Kidtriestohirepersonalarmy.png
File:OPGFcockcalculaton.jpg
File:Findpassedoutskankatnight.jpg
File:Mommynomommynmooo.png
File:Irelandbritbong.png
File:Sentmycrushapoem.png
File:Rapealiens.jpg
File:Alpharabbit4ch.png
File:Seniorinhscringe.png
File:Pepewalmart.png
File:4chan Friends Meet.jpg
File:Elementarycrignetime.png
File:4Chan Count To 100.jpg
File:Cumbrowniesk.jpg
File:Elementarycringeage.png
File:Googlechildpr0n.png
File:2 25 2008 4chan.jpg
File:Aprils Fools Day 4chan.jpg
File:April 22 2007 4Chan Creativity.jpg
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
Image:4chanWP.jpg
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==See Also==
*[[Chanapocalypse]]
*[[4chan Gold Account]]
*[[4chan-verify]]
*[[chanarchive]]
*[[Fuuka]]
*[[B|/b/]] - Random board
*[[Pol/|/pol/]] - Political board
*''[[Time Magazine]]''
*[[moot]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[brb, soup]]
*[[brb, compromised]]
*[[Old /b/ Day]]
*[[The xchan effect]]
*[[rape.sh]]
*[[4scrape]]
*[[4chan bans]]
*[[Moot is Olev]]
*[[Newfag]]
*[[July 29 Merchant broadcast]]
*[[4chan/WikiWorld]] - History - '''{{archive|drD9R}}''' [https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History] '''{{archive|bOPOX#73%}}'''
*[[Pedophilia apologia]]
*[[Clovergender]]

==Chatroom==
See: [[4chan/IRC]].

==External links==

[[Image:J board.jpg|300px|thumb|4chans Janitor and Moderator board only accessible by [[Moderator|those who sucked moot off hard enough]], and no, you are not invited...]]

*{{twitter|4chan|4chan's twitter}}
*{{yt|c|UCCzaqOjCxPAwyQ0X1gxZ65w|4chan Official YouTube Account}}
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History The <s>incomplete</s> more or less complete history of 4chan] — A timeline of early history to the present.
*'''{{archive|Jdf3g|4chan image mirror}}''' — Realtime mirror of the /b/ images with categorizing, tagging, and searching.
*{{wayback|http://www.nopaste.com/p/a0EWbGqdC|20080814002801|title=Instructions on how to access 4chan (works as of 08/10/2008)}}.
*{{wayback|http://pedobaer.com|20091101074900|title=Pedobear}} — The Worlds Famous Meme Created By 4chan
*[https://blog.4chan.org/ 4chanstatus The current 4chan Status] — in case 4chan is [[Fap|inaccessible]].
*'''{{archive|Qkn8J|Additional Pylons}}''' — A compilation of 4chan [[lulz]]
*'''{{archive|rJIJ4|Sign the petition to get rid of furries on 4chan.}}'''
*'''{{archive|LpZK6|Macrochan}}''' — A collection of lame 4chan image macros.
*[http://macrochan.org/index.php Macrochan] — A completely different collection of lame 4chan image macros.
*'''{{archive|6ytEu|Chanhistory}}''' — A collection of 4chan screencaps.
*[https://www.google.com/search?q=inurl%3A4chan.org%2Fb&num=100&hl=en&safe=off&filter=0#ip=1 In response to a legal request submitted to Google, we have removed 508 result(s) from this page.] — 4chan banned from the Internet, one thread at a time.
*{{pastebin|jyN306Ce|Dongfix owns Imgbear: evidence}}
*'''{{archive|QfWZT|Dongfix's janitor script}}'''
*'''{{archive|rFhBe|Dongfix's report script}}'''
*[mailto:moot@4chan.org email moot]
*[https://www.0bin.org/paste/VE38XxTU#Fv0+-3o+Fuwmo+OTOwIusgTa0+a15pqq7x7hzFRYHqb Pastebin of the April 2025 janny dox]
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Rucka Rucka Ali

2025-04-15T02:49:44Z

Globe-kun: That video is private

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{{achtung|his entire discography has been purged from spotify lol}}

'''Rucka Rucka Ali'''{{jew}} is a {{age|1987|01|27}}-year old God tier troll and [[Jewtube]] rapper, in addition to probably being the only decent wigger on the planet.Managing to rise beyond typical [[Youtube]] "celebrities" such as [[sxephil]] and [[Ray William Johnson]] and gain recognition [[IRL]].This hero's music employs varying and diverse techniques including [[racism|racism, racism, racism....and GUESS WHAT? MOAR RACISM]] in his parody music videos to [[troll]] the fuck out of those targeted,resulting in such [[rage]] and [[butthurt]] that they would [[BAW|run and cry]] to the admins of [[youtube|Jewtube]] to [[baleet]] his shit. The point of his videos was supposed to be [[racist]] to [[troll]] the fucking hell out of those people that got [[butthurt]], and to make fun of the [[shit|mainstream artists]] such as [[Lady GaGa]], [[slut|Ke$ha]], The [[Jonas Brothers]], and for him [[hobo|making a living off his songs]] What's more [[lulz]]y about Rucka Rucka Ali is that his fanbase is fucking [[retard]]ed, their collective IQ's wouldn't even match up to [[Chris-Chan]].

==[[Retard|Rucka's Fanbase]]==

[[Image:2a7j5p5.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Internet Tough Guy|Typical Male Rucka Rucka Ali fan.]] ]]
[[Image:Internettoughkid.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Internet Tough Guy|Typical Fan threat]] if you make fun of Rucka Rucka Ali.]]



<center><big>'''Typical shit Rucka Rucka Ali fans would say in his Facebook'''</big></center>
<center>'''Note: These are Unedited Quotes...take them [[srsly|seriously]].

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| I just made an account to that shit site (below) and i am going to change rucka's page. Respond with your coneributions.[[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000155263272| Adam Davis]]|
|I showed my asian friend the song and he is not my friend anymore...I chose your songs over my asian friend|[[lulz]]| every one say hiz fav. song for rucka rucka ali
i think mine iz imma korean and telephone parody(suspend the sequel) altho all of dem are KEWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!|[[retard|L2 spell retard]]|i love toyr songs|[[retard|...L2 SPELL RETARD]]|dude dude i made a quick paordy of tht poser justin bieber
baby baby paordy
' rape meh me meh '|[[What]]|make a parody of in my head called:
in my bed|some [[gay]] fan|just an idea for a song. You could make one about how Ben Franklin and alot of the founders went to clubs and drank and smoked weed and fucked tons of bitches, and smoked weed while writing the constitution on hemp paper. and they said we could do whatever the fuck we wanted too. and now people like youtube and the cur...rent government come and try to tell us what to do and pull all this racist communist shit|Typical [[Jews did 9/11]] fan. Oh, and BTW, [[Tenacious D]] already did that song, fucktard.|Cool song man, YouTube is turning into
JewTube, Hating on ethnic minorities. When are we gonna unleash DJ
Jihad, and blow their asses off? If it is any help, i may assist you lol|[[Terrorist]] fan planning to blow up [[Youtube]]| my mom got made bc i spent all my itunes money on rucka saying wat if i wanted 2 listin 2 something else .... isnt she dumb listin 2 asomething else yea rite i spent $25 on rucka and i aint listing 2 anything else|Watch ur Spelling, tard..| I'm dirt ass poor from making my own music but I still buy your shit| FacePalm..|I'm australian and I got one thing to say... 

... 

Fuck Australia! | F-a-c-e P-a-l-m}}
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==Trolling==

Trolling Rucka Rucka Ali fans and Rucka Rucka Ali himself is quite easy to do. You can start off by claiming to his fans that all of his videos on [[youtube|Jewtube]] are [[racist]], and point out that Rucka Rucka Ali is nothing more but a [[racist]] fuck, be prepared to get spammed by all of his fans, at this point you are doing a [[gg|good job]]. To make it noticeable to Rucka Rucka Ali himself, you would simply go on his [[youtube|Jewtube]] channel and spam that he is a racist for [[MASSIVE DAMAGE|critical damage]]. For extra credit, you would go on his Facebook, and post to his wall that he is a racist, a [[wigger]], and a horrible [[rapper]], and that his songs are nothing more but [[shit]], and you should receive some nice [[hate|compliments]] from his fans.



==Youtube Drama==
As Rucka got more famous with music videos of Blame it on the [[Niggers]], [[Russia]] is [[Gay]], I Don't like [[Crackers]] (The [[Bible]] Thinks They're [[Evil]]), [[Jihad]] Me, and many great singles that evoked such a [[offended]] response from the [[nigger]], Arab, and [[Chink]] communities. They cried over to the [[Youtube]] admins and like the [[unfunny]] dicks they are, tagged almost all of his videos as inappropriate for 18 and under and later on they got sick and tired from the major [[butthurt]] response and decided to just [[baleet]] his videos without even properly looking at it why it's so damn [[offensive]]. I mean if [[Youtube]] admins are going to ban extreme "[[offensive]]" content then they might as well ban extreme [[unfunny]] content such as [[Fred]], and [[Shane Dawson]] videos. But Rucka Rucka Ali took this another way, instead of feeling [[butthurt]] he instead made parody music videos and took this as an opportunity to say to the admins of [[Youtube]] to go [[fuck]] [[you|themselves]] until further notice.

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==Ain't Nothin' But A Wigger Thang==
Rucka's also known for affiliating with quite a few artists at [http://www.youtube.com/user/PinegroveRecords Pinegrove Records], including '''Dj [[Queef|Pussyfarts]]''', who's a 15 year old [[Wigger|Straight up g]], or '''Ed Words''', a pissed-off ex-junkie that makes songs about, uh, [[Eminem|being a pissed-off ex-junkie]].

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'''[[DO IT FAGGOT|Do The Pussyfart]]'''
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'''[[Truth|That shit goes hard]]'''
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'''Rucka+Ed words=[[Epic Win|EPIC]]'''
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==Videos==
Rucka Rucka Ali music videos range from making fun of [[Niggers]], [[Jews]], [[Russians]], [[Beaners]], [[You]], [[Crackers]], [[Chinks]], Arabs, [[Niggers]]...oh DID I MENTION [[Niggers]]???! and various [[shitty|mainstream artists]].

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==See Also==
* [[Weird Al]] - The [[unfunny]] version of Rucka Rucka Ali.
* [[ED Singers]] - [[ED]]'s former version of Rucka Rucka Ali.
* [[Funny|Not Unfunny]]
* [[Racist]]
* [[Wigger]]
* [[Youtube]]

==External Links==
* [http://www.ruckasworld.com Rucka Rucka Ali's Main Website]
* <s>[http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=543660121 Rucka Rucka Ali's Facebook] - Best place to [[troll]] Rucka Rucka Ali's [[retard]]ed fans.</s> BALEETED
* <s>[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rucka-Rucka-ALI/347159777523?ref=ts Rucka Rucka Ali's Official Fanpage] </s> GONE
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/RuckaRuckaTeeVeee Rucka Rucka Ali's Youtube Page] - May get [[ban]]ned anytime soon.</S> BANHAMMERED
** <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/IamRucka Rucka's back, bitches!]</S> MURDERED
***<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/MoreRucka He's still alive, mofuckas!]</S> B&

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[[Category:People]]

4chan

2025-04-15T02:48:01Z

Globe-kun: I will write something better when i wake up just had ti get yhis out

{{spoilers|4chan has been ruined by incell redditors, [[Moot|M00t]] became a sellout and [[2016]] fucked up everthing}}
{{notice|Want to do anything on 4chan, better verify your email or wait over 10 mins (or just lurk)}}
{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=4chan|imageboard_logo=[[Image:4chan logo 1.png|66px]]|date_founded=October 1, 2003|major_boards=[[a/|/a/]],[[b/|/b/]],[[Bitcoin|/biz/]],[[co/|/co/]],[[dickgirl|/d/]],[[fa/|/fa/]],[[G|/g/]],[[hentai|/h/]],[[int/|/int/]] [[k/|/k/]],[[po/|/po/]],[[pol/|/pol/]],[[Plz|/r/]],[[R9gay|/r9k/]],[[qst/|/qst/]],[[s/|/s/]],[[soc/|/soc/]],[[Bittorrent|/t/]],[[tv/|/tv/]],[[v/|/v/]],[[Vidya|/vg/]],[[Jewtube|/wsg/]]|epic_win=None, this is a porn site|homepage=[https://4chan.org/ 4chan.org]|right}}

[[Image:4chan userbase.png|thumb|What are you?]]
[[Image:Moot 4chanGod.jpg|right|Behold the destroyer of worlds.]]
[[Image:Alec Guiness.jpg|thumb|You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.]]
[[Image:4chan relationship.gif|thumb|Typical 4chan user.]]
[[Image:4chan conversation.png|thumb|Typical 4chan conversation.]]
[[Image:4chan_mascots.jpg|thumb|If you don't know who any of these things are, you need to [[Lurk Moar|LURK MOAR]].]]
[[Image:Mycatdied.JPG|thumb|[[b/|/b/]] always offers good advice.]]
[[Image:Official 4chan troll seal.gif|thumb|Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.]]
[[Image:4chanexposure.jpg|thumb|This will happen to [[you]].]]

'''4chan''' is and always has been many things to many people. To [[Faux News]], 4chan is a hazardous "Leftist [[Internet Hate Machine]]" filled with [[Terrorism|domestic terrorists]], to CNN, it is a person and a [[hacker]] responsible for leaking newdz and installing [[The Donald|Blumpf]] into power. To others, it is that site full of [[weeaboo]]s, [[incel]]s, [[troll]]s, [[racist]]s, [[children]], and [[pedophile]]s that churns out many of the Internet's most popular [[AIDS|viral content]].

At its core, 4chan is an [[anonymous]] [[animu|Japanimation]]-themed collection of [[porn|image]] [[imageboard|boards]] based on the popular Japanese site [[Futaba Channel]]. 4chan is proof positive that the [[United States]] should not have stopped with Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but should have nuked the entire island of [[Japan]] off the face of the Earth. The site is home to a wide assortment of degenerate losers, all of whom have at least some variant of [[nerds|social anxiety]] [[The xchan effect|disorder]]. So, not surprisingly, most of the [[nsfw]] imageboards consist of [[hentai]] and [[Pain series|shock images]]. And at the heart of 4chan is [[B|/b/]].

{{quote|<@Moot> Reggin 4chan.net brace for faggotry|[[moot]] on registering 4chan. At least he was right about the faggotry.}}

A few popular Internet "[[meme]]s" have their roots in /b/, 4chan's largest and most notorious board. This has led to [[Anonymous]] declaring itself [[internet celebrity|"the face of the Internet"]], when it is truly more reminiscent of the [[anus]] of the [[Internets]]. 4chan is like the butt-plug of the Internet in that it holds all the shit inside the rectums so it doesn't spray out all over. When 4chan [[DDoS|goes down]], it's like the Internet has [[tubgirl|explosive diarrhea]].

4chan got it's start from Something Awful [[moot]] a poster on ADTRW (The Anime Forum) and some other [[faggots]] needed a site that they could host their <s>Child Porn</s> [[Anime]]. Moot also had an obsession with 2Channel so he decided to download Futabally and translate it to English, then host it on a webserver. He originally sent it to 20 of his [[goon]] friends and eventually everyone in ADTRW and every other Something Awful board full of closet anime pedophiles (all of them) started to use 4chan and the Internet Hate Machine began.

==Imageboard Guide==
[[Image:Typeagain.jpg|thumb|The average /b/tard at work. [[DESU]] [[DESU]] [[DESU]]]]
The seasoned Internet traveler might find himself debased when presented by the mass of confusion that is so well embodied in 4chan. It is the home of asocial, and at times anti-social, [[white people|white folk]] who believe in the superiority of everything that is [[Japan]]ese because 4chan users love anime almost as much as they love dick. It is divided into many sub-boards, each having its distinct theme for image posting to satisfy the deviant mind. Occasionally to stir up some fun, the mods place [[wordfilter]]s in the boards to completely fuck around with peoples' posts/opinions. When it comes down to it, every board on 4chan is just /b/ with a theme. Everyone talks the same, complains the same, and trolls the same. Except the hentai boards, they're special. There are also a number of text boards, but nobody cares about them.

[[Image:HEY DIPSHITS.png|left|thumb|HEY [[newfag|DIPSHITS]]! See this? CLICK IT AND DO WHAT IT SAYS]]

*'''[[3/|/3/]]''' - Quite possibly the slowest board on 4chan, /3/ is about [[DreamWorks|3D animation]] (also referred to as 3DCG), and where a bunch of basement-dwelling [[Virgins|hobbyists]] discuss such projects. Due to the fact that almost no one outside of the [[Pixar|film industry]] wants to waste thousands of hours learning how to use obtuse softwares, the board is pretty much a ghosttown. It is regularly being bent over and raped by various flavors of /b/tards who go there for [[faggotry]] like [[Combofag|combos]], [[doubles]], and otherwise [[GET|predicting their post number]].

*'''[[a|/a/]]''' - Animu & Mango. Basically just /v/ for [[anime]] and, as such, churns out its own memes at a similar rate. They hate anime just like /v/ hates the vidya. No longer tame by any standard, it has become a hive of ronrey [[otaku]] seeking [[PROMOTION|PROMOTIONS]] and discussing their [[Waifu|waifus]] ad infinitum.

*'''[[Rule 34|/aco/]]''' - Adult Cartoons. A board added a short while after [[moot]] skipped town and the age-long taboo against furries and non-Japanese cartoon porn was lifted. It is filled with horribly drawn [[rule 34]] of [[Disney]] characters, lifted directly from the bottommost reaches of [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[adv|/adv/]]''' - /r9k/ 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]. Advice was a test board that was made in attempts to deter all the [[LJ|bawww]] threads from /r9k/. Obviously the experiment had failed, but /adv/ got to hang around regardless.

*'''[[EXTREME ANIMALS|/an/]]''' - Animals and [[Bestiality|shit like that]]. These people take their hobby very seriously. You will learn things you never needed to know about [[Cat|cats]], iguanas and jumping [[Spider|spiders]]. The regulars there refer to themselves as /an/ts because they [[fail|couldn't come up with anything better]].

[[Image:Bannnff.jpg|thumb|/b/ = /b/oycock]]

*'''[[b|/b/]]''' - [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|What the fuck did you just say about me? MODS = FAGS slowpoke1.jpg rolling I wanna marry BAWKSY guis! Wincest thread shit was SO cash DESU hay guise do i look hot requesting cp I'm 12 and what is this I don't even She EPIN /b/.]] If you want to lose all moral value and sanity, feel free to visit /b/. The majority of all 4chan traffic frequents this board. Illnesses and sexual deviations including but certainly not limited to [[autism]] and [[scat|coprophilia]] have been [[lie|scientifically proven]] to be symptoms of browsing /b/. Most people who regularly visit /b/ (or "/b/tards") are sociopaths altogether. [[anonymous|They]] <s>are</s> were also known for planning and executing attacks on others using the internet, such as scientologists, Australia, and most recently [[Julian_Assange#Mastercard_is_taken_out|Mastercard]] and [[PayPal]] in a misguided attempt to avenge [[Julian Assange]]. However, since [[moot]] and his mods are a pack of faggots, 4chan raids are no more.

*'''[[bant/|/bant/]]''' - International/Random, aka the grotesque lovechild of /b/, /int/ and /pol/. Was created sometime [[last thursday]] by [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|hiromoot]] to try and stem the tide of shitty off-topic threads on /pol/, and [[Typical|failed miserably at doing so]]. The unholy synthesis of some of 4chan's worse boards ended up creating an entirely new form of cancer, populated entirely by [[underage]] [[Memefag|meme-spouting faggots]]. Is also the current home of the beleaguered [[K-pop|k-pop]] general, after it [[Jews|managed to get kicked out of every other board on 4chan]].

*'''[[Money|/biz/]]''' - Looking for a board where [[Poor|slumdogs]] can give you advice on how to make the big bucks? Then this is for you. Created by moot when [[Bitcoin|buttcoins]] overloaded the asshole of /g/ and had to unload all the e-money begging threads here. Be wary of what the /biz/raelis tell you about how they "made it" or about random [[Cryptocurrency|cryptocoins]] you've never heard of; the place is full of pump-and-dump [[Scam|scams]].

*'''[[Kawaii|/c/]]''' - A very tame board (compared to the rest) for [[nerds]] who prefer [[anime|Japanese cartoons]] containing girls (and the term is used lightly) who look like [[Lolicon|four year olds]] with freakishly huge eyes. [[lie|One of the four realms where women could plausibly exist on the Internet.]]

*'''[[Girugamesh|/cgl/]]''' - [[Cosplay]] & [[EGL]]. Board full of tacos that partake in salsa. Images of people dressed as their favorite anime characters are posted here. <s>A few</s> Most of those people happen to be [[Fat#BBW|quite obese]] and they get severe muffin top when they attempt to dress up as Yoko.

*'''[[ck|/ck/]]''' - Food & Cooking. A board for people who have an [[Fat|unhealthy obsession]] with all things edible. Expect weeaboos and [[ramen]].

*'''[[cm/|/cm/]]''' - A board for [[animated]] [[cute]] [[male]]s. A haven for [[gaiaonline|Gaia]]/[[livejournal|LJ]] fags and [[Rednecks|obese trailer trash]]. One of the four realms where [[sixteen year old girl|women]] exist on the internet. Also a place where [[Shotacat]] might hang out. Call them h/cm/os.

*'''[[co|/co/]]''' - Comics & Cartoons. A place where the [[Neckbeard|dregs of society]] congregate to talk about cartoons made for [[children]] and comic books made for [[manchildren]]. It's populated mostly by deeply closeted furfags that embrace racism and misogyny, to the point of reporting and removing posts calling them out. Also, they can't stop sucking their own cocks. They refer to themselves as /co/mrades.

*'''[[shitting dick nipples|/d/]]''' - /d/icks, because EVERY FUCKING CREATURE IN THERE HAS A DICK!!!1 - Perhaps the hottest of all the cartoon boards on 4chan, /d/ is where they post images of [[hermaphrodite|hermaphroditic]] females with titanically oversized [[Boobs|tits]]. It should be noted that those on this board find such things sexually attractive and [[fap]] away over the posted images. But at least they don't post furries! (Except in every single monster girl thread, which all descend into working out how "furry" a picture is and thus how faggy they are. They genuinely do not see the irony in this). These people can no longer piss in a straight line due to massive fappage.

*'''[[diy/|/diy/]]''' - Do-It-Yourself. No, not a board for posting shit tier quality webcam photos of yourself fapping. Probably the only potentially interesting board to emerge on October 23, 2011, its purpose is to encourage the large statistic of typical 4chan users that include [[g/|technophiles]], [[OCD|hoarders]], [[poor|poorfags]], and other people who spend way too much time at home to get their lazy asses away from the innanetz and actually do something productive with their time. To reduce the chance that this board will too quickly spiral into <s>fun</s> chaos, moot strictly disallowed sharing knowledge of crafting illegal items such as [[k/|weapons]] or [[420chan|drug paraphernalia]].

*'''[[almost raped|/e/]]''' - Ecchi. A specialized cartoon board where they post naked women without explicitly showing their reproductive organs (or {{wordfilter|text=PENIS|color=#00cc00|background=#ff88cc}}es). Wholly uninteresting, because it tends not to contain hilarious sexual fetishes or things blowing up. [[butthurt|Additionally, there is a 50% chance that if you post an ecchi image in a new thread, the moderators will accuse you of trying to make a request, banning you from /e/ for "this iz not /r/!!!!!1111"]]

*'''[[Flash|/f/]]''' - Flash. Somehow still hangs around despite Adobe killing Flash years ago. This board doesn't suffer from as much [[faggotry]] as some of the others due to the fact that most /b/tards have never fucking heard of it, and choose to dump their garbage onto /gif/ and /wsg/ instead. As a result, some good content has been posted on occasion, such as 8bitsharkwithwheels and flying lawnmower. Unfortunately, the rest of the content is shit already on [[Newgrounds]], reposts of flash videos that were already posted on /f/, and unfunny black person [[shoop da whoop|shoops]] of said reposts, except worse. [[Furries]] also like to troll this place by posting yiffing flash videos to piss everyone off. On Mondays, people love to post vocaloids flash videos.

*'''[[fa/|/fa/]]''' - Fashion. If you're looking for hipster faggots, /fa/ is the place to find them. This board might make sense on a site that wasn't filled with overweight wapanese assholes with no fashion sense of which to speak. But sadly, this is [[4chan]] we're talking about. Call them /fa/gs.

*'''[[fit|/fit/]]''' - <s>Health &</s> Fitness. Made out of fatasses who think posting SQUATZ in every thread is funny. Seeing as nobody on 4chan actually works out, the [[AIDS|fail]] is [[fail|doubled]]. The answer to every question is "SKWATZ N OATZ".

*[[g|'''/g/''']] - Technology. A lawless wasteland full of folk [[no life|lacking in life]] and substituting it with superficial techno-worship. It is evident to the observant electronic eye that no knowledgeable persons reside there. In ancient days it used to be for [[guro]] images, but then 4chan went pussy. [[Some Argue|It is well known]] /g/ is filled with more sage and nerdrage than any other board. They call themselves [[virgins|"tech support for the lulz"]].

*'''[[3/|/gd/]]''' - /3/, but in 2D.

*'''[[gif|/gif/]]''' - Board for posting animated GIFs of porno clips and saying "sauce" and "rapidshit" until someone goes out, finds you porn, and delivers it to you. Seriously, are you people that fucking devoted to being such utter basement-dwellers you can't just find your own porn, you have to get /gif/ to do it for you?

*'''[[hentai|/h/]]''' - Hentai. You can almost smell the [[semen]]-stained keyboards.

*'''[[Porn|/hc/]]''' - Hardcore porn. <s>[[moot]] finally decided to let it die.</s> One of the old boards that was revived on October 23, 2011. Probably the most normal porn you will see in any single collective area of 4chan. Expect plenty of photos of [[butterface|anon's ex-girlfriends]].

*'''[[Faggot|/hm/]]''' - Handsome Men. Intended for users to post up pictures of good looking men. Unfortunately it has become a horrific offspring of /b/ and /soc/ that is usually clogged up with threads that only consist of average to fugly [[Attention_whore|guys]] begging to see if [[Desperate|people will fuck them]], pointers on how to [[Rimjob|please your man]], and stories about their [[Shotacon|first gay experiences]]. Not to mention all the sick fucks here who masturbate to anything ranging from land whales to [[lemon-party]] to [[infantilism]]. [[Fact|This board is truly a piece of shit, even by 4chan standards.]]

*'''[[pix|/hr/]]''' - High Resolution. Originally intended for [[porn|pictures]] that are unnecessarily [[XBOX HUEG]] so it would take you 36 minutes to load anything on your grandma's shitty [[dial-up]]. Nowadays the focus has shifted to the discussion of [[Celebrity|Hollywood celebrities]] and their [[Foot Fetish|feet]].

*'''[[Pol/|/his/]]''' - History & Humanities. Basically /pol/ but with dates. Populated entirely by 21-year-old [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectuals]] who get their history from [[Paradox Interactive|video games]] and [[YouTube]] videos. Enjoy the daily Holocaust denial thread.

*'''[[Oekaki|/i/]]''' - No, this is not an [[I/|invasion board]], but a board for drawing. Why [[moot]] didn't just choose a different letter for the board is anyone's guess. [[Shit no one cares about|The "i" apparently comes from the last letter in the word "oekaki", which is moonspeak for "doodle" or "scribble"]]. The board has a built in application for drawing pictures to upload and share, called [[Shii|Shi]]-[[MS Paint|Painter]]. Not a bad board, but slower than fucked fuck. Gets about a dozen or so posts per day.

*'''[[ic/|/ic/]]''' - Artwork/Critique. [[Birkhead]] and [[drawhores]] who consider themselves too [[hipster]] for [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[int/|/int/]]''' - International /b/, where trolls can [[troll]] in [[Spanish|their own retarded language]]. Otherwise, you can start a thread about just about anything, just as long as you append your shitty post with "in your country".

*'''[[Jailbait|/j/]]''' - The 4chan team's secret internal board. It's password-protected so you can't access unless you're a [[Moderator|faggot]].

*'''[[jp|/jp/]]''' - [[wapanese|Otaku]] [[basement dwellers|Culture]]. A board made for the sole purpose of moving all the [[Touhou]] and [[GAR|Type-Moon]] out of /a/, because they're actually off-topic. In other words, /jp/ is /v/, except that you need to install East Asian languages and AppLocale to run anything. Full of [[Forever Alone|ronery]] otakus buying figurines, body pillows, and other stuff "normal" people would look down on you for possessing. Please don't think that /jp/ has anything to do with Japan. The name is misleading, and, if you go there expecting to talk about [[IRL]] [[Japan]], you will be disappointed.

*'''[[k/|/k/]]''' - [[Politics|Weapons]]. Most of the denizens of this board are young Ted Kaczynski's, who believe that "the gubmint is gonna take our guns n' put us all in FEMA camps." One of the most common topics discussed on /k/ is how to kill [[Partyvan|feds]], [[niggers]], and [[Jews|ZOG]]. The other inhabitants of /k/ are mostly [[Europeans]] and weeaboo tripfags who are there solely to troll the incredibly easily trolled /k/ommandos with gun control topics.

*'''[[Lgbt/|/lgbt/]]''' - Moot's most recent attempt at going mainstream; catering to all [[fags|those]] who are [[Offended|butthurt]]. After all, why shouldn't [[You|fags]] have a [[s4s/|circlejerk board]]? The main board where most transissies complain about not being a girl or how badly they want to be a such a huge cock whore.

*'''[[Lit/|/lit/]]''' - Here is your damn [[book]] board ''moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin''

*'''[[Gundam Wing|/m/]]''' - Board for talking about [[robot|robots]]. Just robots. [[animu|Anime]] ones.

*'''[[mlp/|/mlp/]]''' - For ponyfags. Basically it's just /b/ and /co/'s [[Rape|love]]child. It was created when the mods got asshurt about too many pony posts, and posting pony shit outside /mlp/ was made into a bannable offense as per the site's rules. It is the only rule the mods bother to enforce.

*'''[[Mu/|/mu/]]''' - Your favorite band sucks. If you've forgotten, /mu/ is happy to remind you. Made exclusively for discussing trv kvlt [[Black Metal]], [[Daft Punk]], and [[Neutral Milk Hotel]]. In other words, it's pretty much [[pitchfork media|pitchfork]].

*'''[[n/|/n/]]''' - /n/igga stoled mah board. A board for some gayshit about transportation (because every faggot who comes here loves [[cock|long and hard things]] like trains).

[[Image:4chan Left.jpg|thumb|You tell em]]

*'''[[Faux News|/news/]]''' - Not to be confused with [[pol/|/new/]]. A boring textboard where 50 year old [[Republican|Republicans]] hang around to share their favorite conspiracy updates from such reputable sources as ''daily-eagle.co.info''.

*'''[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!|/o/]]''' - Board for [[car|cars]]. [[Noone|No one]] on this board actually owns a car. Regardless, most of the posters like Volvos, late 1980's Mustangs, [[wapanese|Japanese economy cars]], and Initial D.

*'''[[Outside|/out/]]''' - A board where [[Basement-dweller|outdoorsmen]] talk about fishing, fishing, fishing, and google pictures of scenery.

*'''[[Webcam|/p/]]''' - Photography. Full of pretentious [[hipster|hipsterfaggotry]] by weeaboos who take photographs when not [[fapping]] to [[lolicon]]. Whatever camera you use, they will claim that it sucks, unless it's a Pentax K-X.

*'''[[po|/po/]]''' Papercraft & Origami. Strong contender for the slowest board on 4chan, as it's been years since any normal person has actually given a shit about origami. But, hey, it's [[Japanese]] so it must be cool! The board's abbreviation is alternatively short for "poor" since it's filled with [[welfare|poorfag]] [[weeaboos]] asking for instructions on how to make substitute [[animu]] collectibles out of cardboard, and typically [[you fail it|failing miserably]] with their creations.

*'''[[Pol/|/pol/]]''' - Politics, or, /new/ 2: Electric Boogaloo. Once a place for [[Occupy Wall Street|OWS]] fags and stormfronters to gather in a circlejerk of [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectual]] opinions and images of [[Hitler|historical figures]] that they vaguely believe are relevant to their posts. It [[Donald Trump|has since]] grown to become one of the biggest boards on the site, even rivaling /b/ in its sheer flood of asinine garbage. [[Ron Paul|RON PAUL 2012 GUISE!!1!11]]

*'''[[Professional Wrestling|/pw/]]''' - [[Professional Wrestling]]. Has first been split from /sp/ to create /asp/, and then finally got its own dedicated board when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|gookmoot]] realized the wrestling crapflood left no room for anyone to talk about rollerblades or whatever. As the subject matter might imply, it is full of limp-dicked little faggots who enjoy discussing their favorite TV soap opera played by [[Gay|sweaty men]] and [[MILF|skimpily-clad aging women]].

*'''[[Role-playing|/qst/]]''' - Quests. A place for [[Basement dwellers|boring fatsos]] to engage in [[LARP|make-belief fantasy adventures]] with other [[neckbeards]]. Some actually decent stuff can be found here (as long as you've resigned yourself to [[dying alone]] and enjoy this sort of collaborative [[Dungeons & Dragons]] [[shit|storytelling]]), but it is usually hidden beneath piles of uninspired trash written by illiterate monkeys.

*'''[[r|/r/]]''' - A mythical board where only few traverse. If, by some luck, you manage to find it, usually after you post a picture, in any thread (Posting pictures = Requests), you'll be no closer to finding the [[sauce|source]] of the picture, because /r/ is shit and never ever fucking works. Despite this, half of the fuckholes on 4chan will still sage [[you|your]] thread because [[butthurt|YOU NEED TO POST 10 IMAGES OR ELSE ITS A REQUEST HURRRRR]].

*'''[[r9k|/r9k/]]''' - <s>ROBOT9000</s> ROBOT9001. The main hangout of whiny [[faggots]] and [[incels]] on 4chan. Has a bot that tries (often unsuccessfully) to prevent reposts in hopes of promoting [[original content|OC]]. In practice it only encourages a [[TL;DR]] fest of whiny [[virgin|relationship]] threads and pseudo-intellectualism. When /adv/ was split from it, the original proceeded to get even worse, and it was finally removed in early 2011 (followed by weeks of random idiots swarming /b/ with [[BAWWW|"BRING BACK MY /R9K/"]] posts). It has since been revived by [[moot|mootikins]], to the dismay of the world at large. The board in its current state serves no apparent purpose other than to house boring [[Virgin with rage|virgins with rage]].

*'''[[s/|/s/]]''' - A place for preteen fanboys to yell NAME! SAUCE! MOAR! and fap to [[Porn|pr0n]]. The entire board consists of reposts of the same 500 images from the last two years. <s>Not /r/.</s>

*'''[[s4s|[s4s]]]'''- 4chan's ''dedicated'' shitposting board. In practice it's a place where moronic inbreds congregate to share anime pictures and talk like 5 year old children. The board is most notable for being one of the few places on the site where moderators still make their presence known; threads regularly get stickied and random HTML fuckery is not uncommon. The board is also a massive [[circlejerk]], spawning its own crop of mindbogglingly retarded memes and harboring a large amount of [[Namefag|namefags]].

*'''[[sci|/sci/]]''' - Science & Math. Most serious posters are [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[Agnostic]] [[Atheist|Atheists]] with [[Aspergers]] and an [[IQ]] in the low 180s. Regularly flooded with religion and pseudo-science threads from /b/tards, along with requests for help with algebra homework from [[13 year old boys]]. Mods do not give two halves of a flying fuck about /sci/, and so it is heaven on Earth for people whose favorite trolling topic are [[calculus]] and [[Niggers|race science]].

[[Image:Naruto Fangirl.jpg|thumb|This is where [[camwhores]] pimp for fanboys to get their ''[[Naruto]]'' [[porn]] filled on their [[wishlist]]s. The name of this particular camwhore is [[Togi-Chan|Togi-chan]].]]

*'''[[soc/|/soc/]]''' - Social (aka Fat Camwhores and Faggots); or, part of the [[chemo|chemo that is curing /b/]]. Created very early in 2011, the board's contents are 95% cancerous bullshit transferred from [[B|/b/]] to attempt to cut down in 'Rate X', 'Post your area code' matchmaking threads, amongst other things. In other words, /soc/ is primarily the offspring of a half-dead /b/, in a shameless attempt to revive 4chan's flagship forum. Populated mostly by camwhores, (insert US province)fags, and anon. At one time, /soc/ was also a tripfag wonderland where a tripfag could become more popular than all others by continually whoring themselves however moot feared that someone might become more popular than him so he disabled trip ability. Now you may only namefag. WARNING: Nigger and Jew are now auto-ban words.

*'''[[sp|/sp/]]''' - Sports board. Good luck finding a thread that isn't USA vs. Europe, or about how BAWWston sucks cocks. 18-1.

*'''[[torrent|/t/]]''' - [[No|ZOMG TORRENT PL0X!!1!11!!1]]

*'''[[Dungeons & Dragons|/tg/]]''' - For the [[hipster|obscure]] [[nerd|4channer]] demographic that so desperately needs to evade reality, they play tabletop RPGs (Which everybody knows are against the will of our Lord, Mudkipz, and well, just plain wrong). Posting anything other than ''[[warhammer|Warhammer: 40,000]]'' and ''[[Emo|Magic: The Gathering]]'' or similar, or elf porn, will get you banned. Srsly.

*'''[[lego|/toy/]]''' - A nice playpen for the [[Retards|young at heart]]. Talk about [[Plastic crap|toys and figurines]] with other [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] dumb fucks like [[Jin Saotome]].

*'''[[Into the trash it goes|/trash/]]''' - A secret hidden board where threads /co/ or /v/ doesn't want to deal with are dumped, as well as a place to discuss anything that isn't allowed on the other boards. Miraculously, despite housing nothing but [[yiff|furry porn]], it is the only board with actual manners and decent people, though again, [[furfag|that's not saying much]].

*'''[[real world|/trv/]]''' - Travel. As in [[LOL WUT|outside of mom's basement]]. One of the quieter boards on 4chan, obviously. People who do travel most likely wouldn't even go on 4chan in the first place, but sometimes, tourist post vacation pics in which, unsurprisingly, nobody gives a shit about.

*'''[[tv|/tv/]]''' - Obligatory television/movie board. Once was populated by [[Hipster|pretentious hipsters]] who went out of their way to find (and never watch) the most obscure arthouse films from Taiwan or whatever. Is now full of hordes of unwashed [[Memefag|memefags]] who pretend to talk about the latest [[Disney|Marvel]] dumpster fire whenever they're not obsessing over [[Big Black Cock|black cocks]] or [[Foot fetish|celebrity feet]].

*'''[[yuri|/u/]]''' - Board for fat men pretending to be women and 13 year old girls looking to discuss the latest chapter of their favorite worksafe [[lesbian|cutesy romance]] manga. Home of stolen pixiv artwork that these faggots are too lazy to credit (which simply requires using their fat fingers to press ctrl and v to actually credit the original faggot who made artwork for other faggots to choke the one-eyed snake to).

*'''[[v/|/v/]]''' - /b/ with [[video games|vidya gaems]]. Populated by [[trolls]], former [[GameFAQs]] users, former /b/tards, console [[fanboys]], and people who masturbate to depictions of [[Pedophile|underage video game characters]]. It's a common misconception that /v/ has no mods. This is false; /v/ has mods, they're just a bunch of [[Too lazy|lazy]] niggers. In a rare display of self-awareness, they refer to themselves as /v/irgins.

*'''[[faggot|/vg/]]''' - [[gay|GENERAL TOPICZ ON VIDEO GAESM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111]]

*'''[[retro|/vr/]]''' - [[lie|Because the /v/ and /vg/ boards weren't enough]], moot had the [[retarded|brilliant]] idea to add a [[Stale|Retro]] Gaming board. They haven't decided on a name for themselves yet, but no doubt they'll come up with something [[awesome]] like /vr/etards. Actually they're known as VR Troopers, and this board was needed to stem the tide of massive butthurt (that usually stems from someone having a sense of humor) and dramafagging. So far it's been more mellow than other boards, although faggotry still leaks in, such as furious debates over the shadow of the Black Omen from Chrono Trigger. Easiest way to piss them off is to mention [[Mario|Kaizo]] or [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]].

*'''[[Vp|/vp/]]''' - LOLPOKEMANZ!!1!1 [[moot]] created this board on July 14, 2010 due to the large amount of "Pokemon General" threads on /v/. <s>Frequent users of this board like to refer to themselves as /tr/ainers in attempts to further distance themselves from /v/.</s> Nowadays, these [[Faggot|fine folks]] prefer to call themselves [[Retards|"/vp/oreons"]], omitting the "a" of the name of a Pokémon they are [[Fap|all too familiar with]]. People who regularly visit /vp/ include underage b&, [[aspie]] adults, butthurt [[Digimon]] fans, and [[Gardevoir|closeted]] [[Lopunny|furries]]. JUST MAKE SURE NOT TO POST HENTAI WITHOUT A SPOILER TAG; THIS IS A [[faggot|WORKSAFE BOARD]] GUISE!

*'''[[Call of Duty|/vm/]]''' - No amount of boards seem to be enough to contain the sheer amount of [[vidya]] faggotry, and so /vm/, /vmg/, /vrpg/ and /vst/ were bolted onto the website sometime [[last Thursday]]. /vm/ is the dedicated [[Orgy|multiplayer]] games board. It's basically /v/ but you're only allowed to talk about [[Team Fortress 2]], [[World of Warcraft|MMORPGs]] and [[Street Fighter 2|shitty fighting games nobody cares about]].

*'''[[Genshin Impact|/vmg/]]''' - [[Geometry Dash|Mobile games]]. A mostly dead board occasionally visited only by [[poor]] [[Brazil|third worlders]] whenever they manage to obtain a stable internet connection.

*'''[[Final Fantasy|/vrpg/]]''' - RPG games. A place for sexless neckbeards to talk about boring decades-old [[RPG Maker]] games and have their daily [[Fallout|Fallout 3 vs. Fallout: New Vegas]] slapfight. Also ZOMG [[Skyrim|SKYRIM]]!!!1

*'''[[Zerg Rush|/vst/]]''' - Strategy games. Yet another /v/ reskin with not much going for it. Only notable for containing substantially more [[butthurt]] than the others, with users constantly complaining about the latest installments to their favorite franchises. The possibility of simply ''not buying'' the shovelware [[Dumbass|continues to elude them]].

*'''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|/vip/]]''' - Hiro's latest attempt at boosting 4chan Pass sales. Only Pass users may post on this board. Completely pointless as there is nothing to talk about (other than their "oldfag" [[e-peen]] with the ''since4pass'' flair) and nobody even attempts to troll, lest they lose their [[Something Awful|10bux]]. As a result it's absolutely dead.

*'''[[Permavirgin|/vt/]]''' - [[Virtual Youtubers]]. A place for romantically-challenged losers to [[Masturbate|discuss]] the latest antics of their favorite Japanese woman with an animu avatar. Surprisingly lulzy, as the userbase is incredibly pathetic and all imagine themselves to be in one-sided relationships with their idols. As a result they are both easy to troll and have a tendency to post [[Sick fuck|extremely depraved]] sexually-charged ramblings about the objects of their desires. Thankfully, none of them are poised to leave their mom's basement anytime soon, so society at large is safe from these would-be rapists.

*'''[[Wapanese|/w/]]''' - For all your [[Engrish|wallpapers anime]]. As can be noted by merely observing that "w" comes before "wg", the anime board must have appeared such, only strengthening the entire "Japanese are 1,000x cooler than us" mentality. The only board that lacks (well, not as much "lack" as has a decline in) this philosophy is /b/.

*'''[[wallpaper|/wg/]]''' - Wallpapers/General. A board devoted to posting desktop wallpapers with pictures of anything ranging from cars to girls to [[drugs|random geometric designs and colorful scenery]], anything else a spoiled teenage boy or other typical basement dweller desires yet is unable to afford; likely due to his tendency to waste money on things like the latest several hundred dollars each series of displays for a multiple monitor setup. Also includes people too stupid to check [[4scrape]].

*'''[[gif|/wsg/]]''' - "Work-safe" version of /gif/. Added after various requests by people tired of all the porn on /gif/. Functions as 4chan's dedicated video-sharing board.

*'''[[SAUCE|/wsr/]]''' - Worksafe Requests. About as useless as plain ol' /r/.

*'''[[x/|/x/]]''' - Paranormal. Another oldfag filled /b/ outlet, except with ghosts. Here, late night insomniacs gather in attempts to scare each other shitless with posts like [[creepypasta]], images including [[Photoshopped]] "paranormal activity" and schizophrenic doodles, and anecdotes by [[insane|people]] who believe they have a sixth sense or are being haunted. [[Fact]]: every other post on this board ends with [[who was phone|"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!"]] or [[Then A Skeleton Popped Out|"THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!1"]]; [[shit nobody cares about|memes]] exclusive to /x/.

*'''[[EXTREME|/xs/]]''' - Extreme Sports. A place to discuss shit like [[Skateboard|skateboarding]], [[9/11|skydiving]], [[Kung Fu|martial arts]] and other stuff people cooler than [[you]] enjoy. Pretty much dead because the typical 4chan user is an overweight, short-sighted, wheezing little virgin who gets winded from just climbing up the stairs from his basement.

*'''[[yaoi|/y/]]''' - This is where girls and [[queer|guys]] masturbate to sodomy. When not doing so, they battle over which is hotter: guys that look like girls fucking each other or guys that would give Rambo an inferiority complex fucking each other. One of the four realms where women exist on the internet.

===Former/Retired Boards===

*'''[[wat|/5/]]''' - A "secret" board that existed for a brief while [[last Thursday|a long time ago]] and probably involved mods posting pictures of the number 5 or something.

*'''[[Hipsters|/asp/]]''' - A boards that consists of [[fags|hipsters]] discussing [[fucking stupid|way cool]] [[boring|alternative]] sports such as skateboarding. When they're not busy blogging about their latest rock climbing trip, they're brainstorming about inventing their own [[kewlies]] sport. Despite being a board for alternative sports, the board itself is full of wrestling thread and gay fanfiction of a wrestler who got [[Buck Breaking|anally raped by a pack of Bulbasaurs in the hot sweltering summer of 92]]. They call themselves /asp/ies. The board was eventually split into /pw/ and /xs/

*'''/fk/''' - For Kidz. Was opened as a joke board, but unlike [[s4s|/s4s/]] didn't get to stay. Became password protected for a long time before being quietly snuffed sometime around 2012.

*'''/g/''' - Before there was the /g/ we all know and hate, the /g/ board of 4chan stood for Guro, i.e. [[gore]] porn. Was shut down in late 2004.

*'''/ib/ & /ip/''' - Two absolutely dead boards that were eventually combined into the ever-so-slightly less dead /i/.

*'''/l/''' - [[Lolicon]]. Despite [[newfag|newfags]] denying its existence, and [[moot]] himself trying to make everyone forget about it, for a while 4chan had a dedicated loli board. The board went through expected turbulence, up to and including being deleted for a while, before being finally shut down completely in late 2004. Moved to not4chan.org by moot afterwards (don't bother clicking that, you sick fuck. not4chan itself has been dead for years).

*'''[[n|/new/]]''' - <s>'''N'''iggers & J'''ew'''s.</s> [[killdozer|Bulldozed]] along with /r9k/. Resurrected as [[pol/|/pol/]]

*'''[[q/|/q/]]''' - 4chan Discussion, added by moot as a place for butthurt faggots to cry about how shit and cancer filled the internet anus has become. Was unceremoniously closed when the whining reached uncontrollable levels.

*'''[[qa/|/qa/]]''' - A temporary board created for moot's final Q&A. Inexplicably stuck around with no discernible purpose until [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiro]] officially made it into /q/ 2.0, only now with no obligation for mods to actually respond to complaints. Over time the lack of moderation allowed several consecutive groups of trolls make it their home. Was eventually locked and purged after an /lgbt/ raid. This event is commonly known by the /qa/ immigrants as The Great Soyset.

*'''[[rapidshit|/rs/]]''' - Rapidshares. Aggregated all filesharing links posted anywhere on 4chan, providing easy access for those who are hellbent on infecting their PC with malware. Effectively replaced the [[dead|now-defunct]] rapidsearch.yi.org, which was run by [[Food|Popcorn]] [[Mexico|Mariachi]].

*'''[[Random_Page|/yg/]]''' - <s>[http://zip.4chan.org/yg/imgboard.html Yogurt?]</s> What the shit? Gone, apparently.

*'''[[z/|/z/]]''' - An oldfag board far more cancerous than even present-day /b/, if you can even fathom such a concept. The board was constantly trolled by randomly chosen mods who liked to [[rape|decorate]] it with [[YTMND|animated GIF backgrounds and looped music]]. Users given a "/z/ ban" would not be able to access any other board but this one. After its removal, attempting to view it will only allow you to see the [[penis|lovely]] placeholder page that <s>has since taken its place</s> was also removed during a general site cleanup after moot left (for those curious, it was [[beecock]]).

*'''World4ch''' - For the longest time 4chan had integrated Japanese-style textboards tucked away in a shitty subbasement. They were absolutely dead and had a propensity to crap out and crash every other Tuesday. Most users were only made aware of them through links beneath the titles of several regular imageboards. The only one of note was /vip/ (no relation), which housed half a dozen mouthbreathers who insisted on constantly reposting the same ancient [[2ch]] memes from 2005.

==A Typical 4chan user==

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==4chan Moderators==
[[Image:Mod furries.png|thumb|Evidence that 4chan mods are furries. (note: bottom)]]

[[Image:team4chanotakon2005.jpg|200px|thumb|center|Team 4chan at Otakon 2005]]

All of 4chan's moderators were moot's friends from Something Awful or people who have lurked in #janiteam and #team4chan on Rizon until they turned into snail-people. You really do not want to be one.

===Former Mods===
[[Image:Moot.jpg|thumb|4chan's moot shortly after gaining his diploma in Mexican Vice Studies.]]

*[[W. T. Snacks]] was famous for banning many newfags on /b/ in an effort to make /b/ good. That made him [[cool]]. Moot got jealous of his e-fame and stripped him of his rank. He's less involved in the chan scene now, although he occasionally posts on /mu/ and /r9k/ with a tripcode. He also runs a radio show, "Midnight Snacks." His tripcode is TcT.PTG1.2 and he can be found in #4chan.
*MrSpooky is an ex-mod who spawned the catchphrases "I've never seen so many ingrates" and "You'll receive nothing from me." He frequently made stickies on /b/ begging for money because he got thrown in jail and now he needs donations to pay off his court fees. Smells real great. Now located here at ED with all you other fuckers as Mrs.Pooky!
*Anonymous-San - Quit due to stress, also due to him attempting to get it on with some 4chan girl (more info welcome).
*Shut
*Censored Vagina - Permabanned Something Awful pedophile. Talks about child genitals a lot.
*hova
*JDigital
*FrankStallone - Also known as dr.wiii. A huge Macfag and Nintendo DS gamer. Has a hard on for Churuya-san. He quit the internet (retired from modship) as of 12/1/2010.
*Shii - Wrote an earlier version of the textboards and ran them until he caused drama with moot.
*Allyson - A fat, underage whore that looks like the ugly tree that raped her through childhood, managed to go down on [[Moot]] long enough for him to give her Mod status. During all of this she apparently stalked a 4channer from her hometown, making her a [[slut]]. She's a filthy camwhore that has dozens of STDs and suffers from being a [[wapanese]] [[faggot]].
*[[DocEvil]] - Started out a Janitor on /tv/ eventaully became a mod and over the summer became a /b/ mod. <s>Mod removed after his friend got on his account and started baleeting shit.</s> He is back
*InspRedwood- A notorious mod best known for shitting up /a/, started out as a janitor on /co/ back in 2013 and became reviled for his/her constant heavy policing of threads, after the GamerGate incident was promoted to a mod and has since crusaded across 4chan as a ban happy SJW lunatic. Commonly seen circlejerking and stirring up drama on the IRC.

===Current Mods/Mod Sympathizers===

[[Image:Janiteam.gif|thumb|alt=4chan's "#janiteam" channel on Rizon|Janitor channel. Some of these motherfuckers are literally mods now]]

*ALTERNATIVE - Joining as 4chan's lead coder/scripter back in 2004, notable for asking moot to create /tg/, therefore a [[Fat|hugely]] socially inept beardo. Also goes by the [[IRC]] nicks "Dave" and "buttly". Has a yellow wife (a la [[Something Awful|Kyanka]]) who is shamefully ugly, as evinced by the fact that she had to settle for a 4chan dork instead of a more sukksessufuru Amelican. His likes include [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|outdated computer equipment, having theory-of-mind problems, and ancient shitty games.]] Has since become one of the sites three Admins with moots departure

[[File:Troid.png|200px|thumb|Troid in all his beta glory.]]

*Dongfix, aka Enumeric. Another shitty gamer. Owns Imgbear.com and writes scripts for janitors and mods to be hosted there. Information showing proving as such was first possibly leaked '''{{archive|rlFJZ|here}}'''. Feel free to read that thread and take a look at the [[4chan#External_links|external links.]]
*Sporks - Real name: Dan Levin is best known for wearing the yotsuba TF2 mask at Otakon.
*Zanok
[[Image:Invisibro_is_embarassing.jpg|122px|thumb|left|At left, Invisibro works on making whiteness even more humiliating.]]
*Zephro
*pixel - Startlingly dumb /b/ tripfag whose only claim to fame is the GET they mention in their vhost. May have been known as "maggot"/"kyat" at one point and is an actual "woman" insofar as it possesses a vagina-like aperture.
*MrVacBob - Succeeded Shii in writing and administrating the textboards. Enjoys programming and anime. AKA "Alexander Strange".
*I_AM_ABIB - Retro [[gamer|gaymer]] dork and anime pedo. Formerly a mere janitor, ABIB and a number of other second bananas were promoted to moderator in late '09 and began taking out their long-stifled aggressions on the boards. Rivals ALTERNATIVE in terms of burbling autistic hostility.
*Jay Irwin / Invisibro / gingermod / swaglord - Balding, [[Chris_Benoit|roid-raging]] ginger, also an [s4s] mod that sometimes posts in papyruse and comic sans.
*Concord- Retarded /b/ Mod who on accident posted with his name in his capcode instead of Anonymous ## MOD
*Troid- Real name Zack, resident tumblrina, redditor and mangina, usually found shitting up /a/ and cache banning any images from the site that end up exposing him. Was originally assigned in maintaining the 4chan archives but later had his archive privileges removed after going on a mass deletion spree whilst trying to cover up information about himself that was stored within the archives, despite such he retained his mod rights.
[[File:Gurupartap_S._Davis.jpg|thumb|left|122px|RapeApe is a left-over stock character from the Great [[Habbo Hotel]] Raids.]]
*RapeApe - A patron saint of [[pol|/pol/]], presumably the guy who sticked a video celebrating trumps victory on there. Known to be a [[QAnon|Qboomer]]/fan of [[Tucker Carlson]] or some shit, his endorsement of /pol/ shenanigans has caused '''{{archive|vRaze|extreme butthurt from the mainstream media}}''', claiming that 4chan is now a NATZEEE SITE!!!!!!!!1111ONE Cannot be entirely trusted, as he was one of the faggots known to delete [[GamerGate]] threads on /v/ back in 2014.
The login page for admin is [server name].4chan.org/[board name]/admin.php. The page for /b/ can be found '''{{archive|283lp|here}}'''

==UnderageB&==
[[Image:Cancerkids.jpg|thumb|Underage B&s are the cancer that is killing [[b|/b/]].]]
[[In before|Before]] [[the cancer that is killing /b/|cancer]] took over 4chan, most users were above the age of eighteen. Thanks mainly due to [[gore]]. [[b|/b/]] used to be a horrifying place and only those with the mental stability to handle the kind of shit posted had the balls to even [[lurk]]. Even when [[Shitting Dick Nipples|less horrifying memes]] became popular, the overall sense was terrifying. It was a [[Divide by zero|bad idea]] to leave /b/ on your computer when you went to go take a [[shit]].

Now, however, every post is written by someone around age twelve. These [[fag|faggots]] found out about 4chan through researching the black person on [[Habbo Hotel]]. Most hang around because /b/ is turning into the new [[eBaum's World]], with [[fail|funny]] parodies/2edgy4me jokes on [[IRL|real world]] events, pics of people SHOOPIN DER WHOOPS, and a place to get free [[pr0n]] without getting a virus as well.

This problem could be easily fixed if 4chan's mods [[BRING BACK SNACKS|grew some balls]] and started overly enforcing the [[ban hammer]], but we all know [[coward|that will never happen]] since if it did, there would be no /b/ left.

== Sticky, the 4chan Posting Guide ==

[[Image:Sticky.jpg|thumb|Meet Sticky! He's your guide to shitposting on /b/.]]

Sticky is 4chan's latest technology, a mutant inbred offspring of [[Jews]] and [[Clippit]] that [[moot]] [[Bullshit|worked really, really hard on]] for [[at least 100]] sleepless days in order to help newfags spout memes more and actually sound like they know what they're talking about to other newfags. While Sticky says he would like to help you with [[trolling]], he probably just wants to help you write a suicide note or [[rape]] you. He also doesn't seem to understand that copypasta and trolling is usually intricate work, and trying to do so without any experience will result in cancer like [[THE BEST]] and [[So Cash]]. Especially when he's flamboyant about his sexuality and weeaboo status. The best thing you can do is disable JavaScript or click "Don't show this tip again," although it likely won't do anything, because it didn't work any better trying to hide Clippit.

==4chan goes 2.0==

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| Before redesign: [[File:4chan_2005_Screenshot.jpg|center|300px]]
| After redesign: [[Image:4chan_2.0.gif|center|300px]]
|}

===The Day 4chan Died===
<pre>
A long, long, time ago,
I can still remember how that website used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my cat
That I could make those people laugh
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But December made me shiver
With every pic I’d deliver.
Bad news on the front page;
I couldn’t do anything but rage.

I can’t remember if I fainted out
When I read about this sellout,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the 4chan died.

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Did mootle write the book of love,
And have you lost all faith in God above,
If the /b/ board tells you so?
Do you believe in An Hero,
Can 4chan save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to die real slow?

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Now for four years we’ve been on our own
And mootle grows fat on his new page of home,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When Pedobear sang for the Partyvan,
Using CP he borrowed from 4chan
And a voice that came from anon alone,

Oh, and while the FBI were looking down,
Pedobear stole his horny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
The CP was returned.
And while pedobear read a book of loli,
The anon waited in the park,
And we sang the Bel Air theme in the dark
The day 4chan died.

No-one knew what the new hompepage meant,
The anons lurked in their mothers basement,
Eight hours old and failing fast.
It landed with web 2.0 on it's ass.
The /b/tards tried for a bangbros pass,
With slowpoke on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the Bel Air was sweet perfume
While the /b/tards played a marching tune.
We all got up to the pool,
Oh, and we made habbo look like fools!
`cause the afros tried to block the way;
The pool was closed, due to aids.
Do you recall who was r34'd
The day the 4chan died?

We started singing,
bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
</pre>

===The Future (old copypasta)===
<pre>
The change to the front page of 4chan may not appear
to have any significant effects as far as practicality goes.
But, I believe that it foreshadows much darker times to come.
For those who have their eyes open, you realize that almost
the whole world has been taken control of by a very corrupt and ruthless group of people.

This occurred through incremental methods, making small,
seemingly meaningless changes until so many changes had been made to society,
everything was different without anyone noticing. I believe that is what is
happening with 4chan. Mootle is making seemingly trivial changes to 4chan at
a slow pace, which will ultimately lead to our deepest fears: 4chan as an account-based
paysite with official merchandise, big corporate sponsorship, fake, contrived aesthetics,14
and perhaps even an official account of the history of 4chan which differs from reality.
Age verification will take place to visit any 18+ boards. All posts will be recorded.
GETS will be staged for real.

I've been here for over two years. I still feel like a "newfag"
(which is a word mostly used by newfags, ironically) but lately I realize
I've been here longer than 90% of 4chan users. Anyone who has been around
as long as I have can see that the real issue isn't the quality of posted
content, it's the changes that have been made to 4chan itself, the same way
things happen with any big corporation.

tl;dr, kill yourselves now
</pre>

== 4chan - hurt ==
<pre>
I checked on /b/ today
To see if I still feel
I see its filled with gay
What the fuck is their deal

The gays have but one hole
The traps are now a thing
Try to close the gay away
But I remember everything

What has /b/ become?
My sweetest friend
The oldfags that I knew
Went away in the end

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

I close my browser now
Upon my dirty screen
Full of jizz and cum
I cannot make clean

I remember a great time
When WT snacks was there
Now he's somewhere else
He is still not here

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

If I were but a mod
On my favorite chan
I would ban all the gay
I would find a way
</pre>

==2008==
===Gaiachan===
On February 12, 2008 [[Fag|Moot]] posted his [https://4chan.org/4channews.php?all#95 fucking will] (tl;dr) on the news page basically talking about imminent changes on 4chan (new trial boards, more janitors, how much he loves the site and [[TLDR|much more]]).

===02/19/2008 - The Trial boards and the death of Old /n/ - News===

[[Image:Thethreadthatkilledn.jpg|thumb|The thread that killed /n/.]]

On February 19, 2008, Moot added 9 new "trial" boards:
'''/fa/''' ([[Pro-Ana|Fashion]]), '''/fit/''' ([[Ghey|Health & Fitness]]), '''/hc/''' ([[Ripper|Hardcore]]), '''/jp/''' ([[Lolicon|Japan/]][[Touhou|General]]), '''/n/''' ([[Mantrain|Transportation]], replacing News), '''/r9k/''' ([[R9k|ROBOT9000]]), '''/sp/''' ([[Sport|Sports]]), '''/toy/''' ([[Dildo|Toys]]) and '''/trv/''' (Travel), while at the same time killing the commie-phobic '''[[pol/|/n/]]'''.

[[Image:Wikipedia loves 4chan.jpg|thumb|Wiki <3's 4chan!]]

===The Occupation of /n/===
During a battle with the site's upstream provider, the "/n/-transportation" board (which m♡♡t moderates) was forced off topic. The declarative post (to begin the occupation) was made on Monday, the 11th of April, 2008 at 7:13 pm with the text "Hello, I'm David Bowie." This was a blatant reference to the Adult Swim show the "Venture Brothers", and within the hour there were multiple threads about [[Barack Obama]], the [[Beijing Olympics]], [[abortion]] and the [[Texas Polygamist Raid]]. It was more than obvious that the anoraks had been invaded and their board occupied in order to be converted back to "/n/-news", yet, in the early hours of the morning, the "admins" reset the posts to remove anything not related to transport.

==2010==
===4chan on Jeopardy===
On February 23rd 2010, '''{{ytlink|fNaUiAVT0Ls|a clue was featured on Jeopardy in a category entitled 'Internet' containing a reference to 4chan.org}}''':
[[Image:4chanJeopardy_.png|frame|center|What is [[CP]]?]]

===4chan and the End of Days===
On the 1st of April 2010, a date which will always be remembered for [[trolls|April fools]], took a dark turn for the humble Anonymous posters of 4chan. Moot being the Jew he is, intergrated a 4chan facebook feature, meaning camwhores and faggots can now post directly between the two websights. This will lead to a influx of newfags like [[Anontalk|Anontalk]] to CP. Thx [[faggot|Moot]], good to see you always stuck out for the team. This was also marked with the second rising of [[Boxxy|Boxxy]] in the form of Deafsy. All contact has been lost with /v/, with only images of babby and a J-POP song being seen and heard, its the end, rape your children for you soon won't be able too.

On the 4th of April the facechan functionality was revealed to be a lame April Fool's joke, with the title of /b/ changing to [[loli|lol i]] [[troll|trol]] [[you|u]], resulting in much
bawwing and [[rage]]. Joke's on [[moot]], though, as any [[faggot]] knows that [[fail| you have to admit to your joke by midday on April 1st]]. Although the faggots that fell for it fail just as hard.

===Birthday===
Due to the fact that the typical 4chan lurker [[lie| is not a wanna be moderator]], on the seventh birthday ( [[9/11| 10/1/03]] ) Moot opened up a [[aim|meebo]] account only to have it overflowed within minutes. Moot redeemed his butt hurt fans by opening up an irc.

===Operation Overlord===
{{main|Operation Overlord}}

On the 14th of November 2010, 4chan was invaded by [[tumblr]]. Reactions such as "NOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO." erupted from now bonerless /b/tards everywhere.

Oh, lol, actually, tumblr failed and only DDoS'd the front page.

===PUDDI PUDDI===
{{main|Giga Pudding}}
On the 1st of December 2010 [[moot|some fucking hoebag]] embedded '''{{ytlink|B10BxYZqa1Q|this video}}''' at the top of every board on 4chan, although cute and pretty lulzy at first, <s>prolonged exposure to this video will ultimately drive you to finding the nearest pregnant woman and giving her a forced abortion with a rusty ladel while screaming uncontrollably and [[Pain series|crushing your testicles]] with your bare hands.</s> How hard is it to use AdBlock?

==2011==
===4/22/11 = THE END IS NEAR===

[[Image:4chan_without_adult_ads.png|200px|thumb|[[Shit no one cares about|OMG THE END IS NEAR]]]]

<s>On all NSFW pages of 4chan, the ads have gone. Possibly, due to the content of nature of the NSFW boards, essentially [[B|/b/]], the Advertising company ditched [[moot]] and left him for dead ad-less and thus loosing money. Hopefully, 4chan won't end up like the old [[ED]]...</s>

All NSFW pages now have ads again.

===5/1/11 [[America|AMERICA FUCK YEAH!]]===
As news came out regarding the death of [[Bin Laden]], moot decided to embed '''{{ytlink|IhnUgAaea4M|AMERICA FUCK YEAH}}''' into the /b/ board. this of course became old within minutes and /b/tards started banging their heads into their keyboards in an attempt to break their ears so they didn't have to hear it anymore.

===10/23/11 [[moot]] resurrects boards===
[[moot]] resurrects /r9k/, /new/ (now /pol/), and /hc/, and creates /diy/.

===The Siege===
4chan was DDoS'd on and off between 11/14/11 and 11/17/11. No word yet on the culprit, everything from [[tumblr]] (highly likely) to lulzsec (unlikely) has been put forward.

==2012==
===New Old /b/===
It was Valentine's Day 2012. Considering moot likes penis, he had nobody to stick it into. Bored out of his mind, he had the bright idea to perhaps start managing 4chan again. For once, he listened to Anon, because he actually allowed the pathetic virgins that inhabit to talk to their god and give Him suggestions. For a brief moment, OC flowed like fresh blood through a rotting corpse. Post ending in XXX <s>has been restored</s> is still gone :(, ponies and Chloe threads paused, and Moot said he would be adding up to 15 new boards, including a [[mlp/|a brony board]]. Could this be the Second Re/b/oot? For a while, it seemed like it wouldn't, but then moot did the unthinkable: He restored forced Anon but proceeded to give every poster 24-hour ID's, so [[Wat|posters are anonymous while not actually anonymous]]. /b/ finally returned to form: Cancer, shitposts and reposts have all but died. OC flowed through the land once again. But moot will find a way to fuck it up somehow.

Update: It went to hell quickly, cancer became terminal on /b/ once more, and moot ended up removing IDs in September [[2013|the next year]].

==2013==
2013 was the 10th year of 4chan, and as such, many [[boring|exciting]], new changes took place.
===New Boards===
In 2013 moot added several new boards: /gd/ for the hipsters, /asp/ for the [[wrestling|alternative]] [[skateboard|sports]] fans, /vr/ for the nostalgiafigs, /lgbt/ for the LGBT users (read: all of them,) and the infamous [[s4s|<nowiki>[s4s]</nowiki>]] for the funposters.

===AWA Con Panel===
After a dinner with old 4chan mods, moot had the absolutely ''great'' idea of holding another 4chan panel, despite the disastrous results of the Otakon panels years before. Since he and 4chan were '''{{archive|D0Puy|banned}}''' from having another panel at Otakon, Atlanta's AWA con was the nexyt best place to ruin. And so it was. Several days before the actual tenth anniversary, the panel was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QRnufms-0&t=3m25s streamed live on YT]. Users from boards such as /b/, /s4s/ and others crowded into [[synchtube]]-clone site rooms to watch the panel, resulting in shitposting across all boards as well as in the chats of said stream sites. The panel itself was incredibly boring and the only highlight was W.T. Snacks shouting an old classic, "why does your website suck," at moot after snatching the microphone from someone else who was probably just going to shout a catchphrase himself anyway.

For half an hour before the panel, all text on 4chan '''was turned bold.'''

===Deletion of /q/===
[[q/|/q/]] was deleted, and replaced with a hardly-used suggestion box.

==2014==
2014 was a year with much lulz for 4chan but it will go into history as it's fatal year. It was the year in which the 3 main happenings (Independance Day Tumblr Raid, The Fappening and Gamergate) triggered the downfall of 4chan and m00t finally gave in to the SJWs and became a traitor to his own chan.

===April Fools' 2014===
For April 1 2014, 4chan added a new site-wide notice explaining the change in the CAPTCHA system to the Japanese spelling of [[Touhou|CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN]] for the sake of improving the education of the userbase. The notice ends with the equally [[Weeaboo|weeaboo]] ''ゆっくりしていってね！！'', which is another equally terrible jap reference.

===Aussie Events===
Sometime in April 4chan was hacked by someone and all their faggot janitors got doxed. This resulted in mass confusion and celebratory champagne.

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===Independence Day Tumblr Raid===
{{main|Independence Day Invasion}}

===The Fappening===
{{main|The Fappening}}

===Gamergate===
{{main|GamerGate}}

===4chan is kill===
{{Main|M00t's GamerGate Sellout}}
Rumors have it that shortly after the [[Independence Day Invasion]], Moot was contacted by a mysterious individual whom claimed a girl had committed [[suicide]] over said raid, Moot, being the dickless faggot he is, complied with this individual's every demand in fear of getting v& IRL, most notably, it included giving all oldfag mods the finger and replacing them with new mods straight from [[tumblr]] who happily throw out permabans to users who post threads about [[Zoe Quinn]], [[gamergate]], and those who dare criticize [[feminism]].

[[some argue|Many believe]] 4chan has turned into an SJW infested shithole with no freedom of speech and therefore starting with the great 4chan exodus many anons started to migrate to their new home 8chan, where freedom of speech and privacy is taken seriously. It is assumed that m00t started to behave like a cuck because he did not want negative media attention for his new project canvas but he failed to reaize that his canvas project never had any chance. It is also believed that m00t gave in to the SJW becase he wanted to sell 4chan and therefore he had to mak the page appear as civillized as possible. Especially 2014 was a year with much drama involving the independance day raid, the fappening and the gamergate scandal which turned a lot of negative attention to 4chan.

{{cg|4chan is kill|Pics|center|<gallery>
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</gallery>}}

== 2015 ==
=== January 2015 - Final sellout and le cuck est mort ===

[[Image:17th century 4chan.jpg|thumb|right|An 18th century representation of 4chan.]]

On 2015-01-17 a new requirement paper for 4chan janitors was leaked to 8chan's Hotwheels by an enraged 4chan Janitor and confirmed what many anons already assumed after the exodus. 4chan now officialy wanted his janitors to provide identification documents, a photograph that would be uploaded on a server so everybody can steal it and sign a legally binding contract in order to be fucking unpaid and voluntary janitors. Yes you read it right. m00t has now confirmed a second time that he is a SJW cuck who gives a shit about freedom and his shithole of imageboard is definetely dead. After he heard about the leak he pretended he wanted to post it anyway and made a posting on the official 4chan blog about it but secretly he was mad that he got exposed once again for the faggot he is.

After the dust settled a bit over the weekend (as it was anyway clear since September that m00t is a SJW sellout bitch) m00t announced on 2015-01-22 that he will retire from his postition as 4chan admin.
It was now clear that Hotwheels was the new emperor in the land of imageboards and the indulgent emperor he was, he even participated in m00ts farewell party that was organized on 8chan under the name of #jesuismoot and on the 8chan board /jesuismoot/ (just like the je suis charlie news that were prominent at that time). Hotwheels was not mad about m00t and remembered the good old days when he was on 4chan in his childhood and thanked m00t for the good time like a true indulgent emperor to a little brat.

However 8chans userbase did not share the good sentiments of their leader and decided to ridicule m00t on various image macros and thread postings. A phrase that was often used at that time was "le cuck est mort" a deviation of the French "le cock est mort" meaning the rooster is dead from the famous french song "le cock est mort". Another phrase that was used was "le roi est mort - vive le roi" implying that Hotwheels was now the unquestionned emperor of the imageboard-o-sphere. Also a funny fact is that Hotwheels was actually sleeping when m00t announced this because he lives in the Philippines and they have a time shift compared to America and so he was very surprised and one of the later ones who learned about m00ts retirement.

However, 4chan was now officially dead after about 11 years and 8chan also felt another influx of 4chan newfags who were in denial about the happenings of the last months but apparently noticed that they are now beeing ruled by SJW mods who started flooding their chan.

=== September 2015 - The End Two - Electric Boogaloo ===
On 9-21-15 the final death knell rang for 4chan's passing when m00t announced that Hiroyuki Nishimura (former owner and admin of [[2ch]]) would be taking his place as new head moderator and owner. 
Nishimura has a reputation for being a massive faggot who was even [[loser|unable to pay his server bills]] and violated Japanese privacy laws. After Jim took over 2ch, Nishimura was allowed to keep his admin position but in the end Jim had to fire him anyway because he was caught [https://anonymous-japan.org/fake2ch/ selling user data for jew goldz and letting political parties pay him for the right to shill on the website]. Nishimura then got [[butthurt]] that he was kicked and started [[DDoS]]-ing 2ch in revenge. After this action the whole 2ch userbase hated him even more than before and he even today still has persona-non-grata status all over 2ch.

He also allegedly had ties to the japanese government and [[NSA|american 3-letter organizations]]. 
m00t has fucked off since January to become a redditcuck.

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File:Janitorreq.jpg|the official 4chan blog page about it
File:Lecuckestmort.jpg|m00t officially announcing he will step down as admin
File:Jesuismoot.jpg|the farewell party at 8chan
File:MootNishimura.png|the official "news" posting
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</gallery>}} 

==Fanfic==
<big>'''A reading from Genesis'''</big> 

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<pre>
In the beginning, there was Moot.
On the first day, Moot created 4chan and said "Lo, this is 4chan, bringer of pain."
On the second day, Moot created Anonymous. They became lonely so Moot created [[Bridget]];
Anonymous complained of this trap, but Moot proclaimed "There are no girls on the interbutt, Bridget will suffice."
On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode. "Behold tripcode," he said. "Only ye who wish to forgive may perform."
On the fourth day, Moot created /b/, and many Anonymous rejoiced.
On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moot's creation was in disarray and MySQL errors killed off many Anonymous with no mercy.
On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky and thus proclaimed 'This sticky sux0rz.'
On the seventh day, Moot sold 4chan.
</pre>
</div>

==Trump's effect on 4chan==

[[File:Trump Election Feels.png|center|700px]]

==Mobile Browser Support==
4chan makes a big deal out of the fact it supports mobile browsers. It even goes so far as to provide neat columns of images to fap to as you plan your next epic troll.

However, don't bother trying to post if you're one of the 300 million people who use Opera Mini. Or one of the [[over 9000]] people who use Opera's Main competitor, UC Browser. In their fight against trolls, spammers, rabid bronies, and Lucifer himself, 4chan bans anything vaguely resembling a proxy. Opera Mini passes all data through Opera servers, and these are treated as satanic proxies. Some might question why 4chan doesn't simply read the real IP address from Opera Mini's header data '''like any properly designed website should.''' The answer to that question will be someday discovered on [[b/|/b/]]. Or perhaps [[v/|/v/]]. Or,even [[no|possibly]], [[q/|/q/]].

==Hacking again - 4/14/24==
On April 14th, 4chan was hacked by a soyteen who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board.

==Gallery==
{{cg||failgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Browse4chan.png|Proceed with caution.
File:The new rules of 4chan.png|Don't let the lies on the rules page fool you: these are the actual rules that 4chan enforces.
Image:4channormalpeople.png|Full of normal people.
Image:4chan-motivational.jpg|You've been warned.
File:SEMENDEMONRETURNS.png
File:Monkey Vs $chan Banana.gif|Your reaction to a banana thread
File:NSA Spying On 4chan.jpg
Image:Cornwallis lol.JPG|4chan: The place where you admit wanting to fuck General Cornwallis.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:4Chan2005vs2016.jpg|then and now
File:Kill_the_4chan.jpg|'tis simple, really
File:4chan's role on the internet.jpg|<s>Her dick was ten times bigger and more painful to contain than his</s> They're both girls, dumbass
File:Only newfags use newfag as a personal insult.jpg|No freedom of speech in the queen's domain
File:Faggots234.jpg|4Chan IRL
File:4chan house.jpg|4chan House
File:Finger4chan.jpg
File:Agent Smith.jpg|Closeup of the cancer killing /b/
File:Corpsefuck.jpg
File:Livegrenade.jpg
File:4Chan Dick Visited.png
File:Typical 4chan user face.jpg|what the typical 4chan user looks like
File:Bodybag.jpg
File:TrouserSnake.jpg
File:4chanGPS.jpg
File:Makecoolcrystals.jpg
File:Anusworms.jpg
File:4channudecat.png
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File:Sportboard.jpg
File:4chan tiger cringe.jpg
File:Best Stalin.png
File:Black Nazi.jpg
File:Average 4chan user.jpg
File:Refugee Conspiracy.jpg
File:Dollfucker.png
File:Merchantguidegoy.png
File:4Chan Media Destruction.jpg
File:30kg.jpg
File:Actsofkindness.png
File:4changhostpuncher.png
File:Nigganimals.png
File:4chanchickenman.jpg
File:Memesofb.jpg|[[Memes]], lol
File:4chIveGivenuponreality.png
File:4chanbrovswomen.jpg
File:The-last-shooper.jpg|The last shooper
File:B hates ed.jpg|ED made newfags
File:88truthsoflife.jpg
File:Mootbuck.jpg
File:4chan-scene.jpg|Is this funny? I don't know (edit) No, it's not.
File:4chan 2.0.gif|Their faggoty new front page
File:4ChanVTECWRYYY.GIF|A gay little drawing
File:4chanHelpGuide.jpg|Knowing this will make you very [[l33t]] on 4chan.
File:4chan-government.jpg|TL;DR
File:4chanBrawl.png|4chan Brawl.
File:4chan-warning.jpg|Warning
File:4chan-Sage.jpg|[[Sage]]
File:4chan_-_Smash_face_on_keyboard_then_post_results.jpg
File:Samefag.png
File:SEMENDEMON.jpg
File:Semendemen.png
File:4chan-motivation.jpg|Ass 'n Titties
File:4chan-guide.jpg|A guide to all the boards.
File:to-the-point.Jpg|4chan gets straight to the point.
File:4chan-camwhore-guide.png|Camwhore guide
File:B summary.jpg|/b/
File:Downloadhentai.jpg|This is what 4chan is for.
File:4chandown.JPG|'''{{archive|SRHTE|mirror}}'''
File:4chan_shit.jpg
File:Bosch's4chan.jpg|Oh God...
File:Kill4u.jpg|An example of the high-brow users that frequent 4chan.
File:4chanMacro.jpg
File:Phail btard.jpg|Typical chan fag.
File:PartyVan.jpg
File:4chanchildren.PNG
File:4chanban.JPG|BAWWWWWWW!
File:Nodude.jpg
File:4chan demotivator.jpg|Another [[demotivator]]
File:Nigger thread.jpg|[[Demotivator]] from early [[R9gay|/r9k/]].
File:4chanmap.jpg|Your basic map of 4chan.
File:Holy council of 4chan.jpg
File:Banned2.png|Some have proven it IS possible to get banned from 4chan.
File:Bman.png|Typical 4channer.
File:Chemistslab.jpg
File:Choose1item.jpg
File:Differencebetweenmenandwomen.jpg
File:Peter_pan.jpg|[[What]].
File:Pinklolibrokeinternets.jpg|4chan + pink elephants = WIN!
File:Churchsign.jpg|Now I lay me down to sleep.
File:Googling_4chan.jpg|[https://www.google.com/search?q=inurl%3A4chan.org%2Fb&num=100&hl=en&safe=off&filter=0 Someones grandma is getting 4chan banned from the internet, one thread at a time.]
File:Mysql.png|Yotsuba causes most of 4chans server troubles.
File:Sinistar22.JPG|Beware, I live!
File:4chancookie.jpg|Typical 4chan cookie message
File:Newfags_are_killing_b.jpg|[[OMG|Oh my shitty fucking]] [[God]], go [[an hero|kill yourselves]].
File:4changoogle.jpg|4chan according to [[Google]].
File:Australia Tourist Trap.jpg
File:Hansen-pedo.gif|A pedo-bait .gif posted on 4chan.
File:4chan-pedo-thread.gif|The reaction to the previous .gif.
File:Poolesclosed.jpg|POOLE'S CLOSED
File:Memeslol.jpg|An even gayer drawing.
File:HC_sad_truth.png|The sad truth of /hc/.
File:A_CHALLENGER_APPEARS.jpg|[[A challenger appears]].
File:ONB.jpg|[[Something Awful]] explains 4chan.
File:Babyatcomputer.jpg|Your average 4chan user.
File:4chan tech support.png|4chan's tech support.
File:Getacompliment.png|Reporting spam in /[[g]]/ moves you up in life.
File:Fagatron.jpg|touch my Disko /b/al
File:4chan-venn-diagram.png|Welcome to 4chan.
File:DDoS.jpg|You are unwelcome at 4chan.
File:sadjesus.png|[[facepalm|Jesus is sad for 4chan]]
File:4chanbunny.jpg|Listen to the bunny, he knows best.
File:Queen moot.jpg|Bow before your queen
File:4chanOperator.jpg
File:4chan a thread1.png|How [[a/|/a/]] reacts to casuals
File:Axis_of_internet_evil.jpg
File:4Chan_-_Haets_Fur_Fags.png
File:4Chan_-_Employee.png|Always a great resume addition!
File:Example_%26_4Chan_-_B.jpg
File:3_tires.png
File:GayBlowjobPhotoshop.jpg|I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!
File:McDonalds_Embarrassing.png|Beta.
File:Walmart_Beta.jpg|More Beta.
File:Tour_De_Lune.png
File:Laid_Zero_Times.png|Such a lucky guy.
File:British_People.jpg
File:KoTH_I_Hate_Every_Single.png
File:I_try_to_masterbate.jpg|[[STDs|My masterbate is fire]].
File:Batman_Play.png
File:Mod_Swag.jpg|[[Mods]] are gods.
File:Mod_Zipper.png
File:Legsless_Lucy.png
File:7BONG.png
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Rucka Rucka Ali

2025-04-05T02:08:12Z

Globe-kun:

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{{spoiler|Zayn did [[9/11]]}}

{{achtung|his entire discography has been purged from spotify lol}}

'''Rucka Rucka Ali'''{{jew}} is a {{age|1987|01|27}}-year old God tier troll and [[Jewtube]] rapper, in addition to probably being the only decent wigger on the planet.Managing to rise beyond typical [[Youtube]] "celebrities" such as [[sxephil]] and [[Ray William Johnson]] and gain recognition [[IRL]].This hero's music employs varying and diverse techniques including [[racism|racism, racism, racism....and GUESS WHAT? MOAR RACISM]] in his parody music videos to [[troll]] the fuck out of those targeted,resulting in such [[rage]] and [[butthurt]] that they would [[BAW|run and cry]] to the admins of [[youtube|Jewtube]] to [[baleet]] his shit. The point of his videos was supposed to be [[racist]] to [[troll]] the fucking hell out of those people that got [[butthurt]], and to make fun of the [[shit|mainstream artists]] such as [[Lady GaGa]], [[slut|Ke$ha]], The [[Jonas Brothers]], and for him [[hobo|making a living off his songs]] What's more [[lulz]]y about Rucka Rucka Ali is that his fanbase is fucking [[retard]]ed, their collective IQ's wouldn't even match up to [[Chris-Chan]].

He is sadly a motherfucking KIKE, and was born in [[Israel|Hell]] (Nobodies perfect i guess...)

==[[Retard|Rucka's Fanbase]]==

[[Image:2a7j5p5.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Internet Tough Guy|Typical Male Rucka Rucka Ali fan.]] ]]
[[Image:Internettoughkid.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Internet Tough Guy|Typical Fan threat]] if you make fun of Rucka Rucka Ali.]]



<center><big>'''Typical shit Rucka Rucka Ali fans would say in his Facebook'''</big></center>
<center>'''Note: These are Unedited Quotes...take them [[srsly|seriously]].

{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;
| I just made an account to that shit site (below) and i am going to change rucka's page. Respond with your coneributions.[[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000155263272| Adam Davis]]|
|I showed my asian friend the song and he is not my friend anymore...I chose your songs over my asian friend|[[lulz]]| every one say hiz fav. song for rucka rucka ali
i think mine iz imma korean and telephone parody(suspend the sequel) altho all of dem are KEWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!|[[retard|L2 spell retard]]|i love toyr songs|[[retard|...L2 SPELL RETARD]]|dude dude i made a quick paordy of tht poser justin bieber
baby baby paordy
' rape meh me meh '|[[What]]|make a parody of in my head called:
in my bed|some [[gay]] fan|just an idea for a song. You could make one about how Ben Franklin and alot of the founders went to clubs and drank and smoked weed and fucked tons of bitches, and smoked weed while writing the constitution on hemp paper. and they said we could do whatever the fuck we wanted too. and now people like youtube and the cur...rent government come and try to tell us what to do and pull all this racist communist shit|Typical [[Jews did 9/11]] fan. Oh, and BTW, [[Tenacious D]] already did that song, fucktard.|Cool song man, YouTube is turning into
JewTube, Hating on ethnic minorities. When are we gonna unleash DJ
Jihad, and blow their asses off? If it is any help, i may assist you lol|[[Terrorist]] fan planning to blow up [[Youtube]]| my mom got made bc i spent all my itunes money on rucka saying wat if i wanted 2 listin 2 something else .... isnt she dumb listin 2 asomething else yea rite i spent $25 on rucka and i aint listing 2 anything else|Watch ur Spelling, tard..| I'm dirt ass poor from making my own music but I still buy your shit| FacePalm..|I'm australian and I got one thing to say... 

... 

Fuck Australia! | F-a-c-e P-a-l-m}}
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==Trolling==

Trolling Rucka Rucka Ali fans and Rucka Rucka Ali himself is quite easy to do. You can start off by claiming to his fans that all of his videos on [[youtube|Jewtube]] are [[racist]], and point out that Rucka Rucka Ali is nothing more but a [[racist]] fuck, be prepared to get spammed by all of his fans, at this point you are doing a [[gg|good job]]. To make it noticeable to Rucka Rucka Ali himself, you would simply go on his [[youtube|Jewtube]] channel and spam that he is a racist for [[MASSIVE DAMAGE|critical damage]]. For extra credit, you would go on his Facebook, and post to his wall that he is a racist, a [[wigger]], and a horrible [[rapper]], and that his songs are nothing more but [[shit]], and you should receive some nice [[hate|compliments]] from his fans.



==Youtube Drama==
As Rucka got more famous with music videos of Blame it on the [[Niggers]], [[Russia]] is [[Gay]], I Don't like [[Crackers]] (The [[Bible]] Thinks They're [[Evil]]), [[Jihad]] Me, and many great singles that evoked such a [[offended]] response from the [[nigger]], Arab, and [[Chink]] communities. They cried over to the [[Youtube]] admins and like the [[unfunny]] dicks they are, tagged almost all of his videos as inappropriate for 18 and under and later on they got sick and tired from the major [[butthurt]] response and decided to just [[baleet]] his videos without even properly looking at it why it's so damn [[offensive]]. I mean if [[Youtube]] admins are going to ban extreme "[[offensive]]" content then they might as well ban extreme [[unfunny]] content such as [[Fred]], and [[Shane Dawson]] videos. But Rucka Rucka Ali took this another way, instead of feeling [[butthurt]] he instead made parody music videos and took this as an opportunity to say to the admins of [[Youtube]] to go [[fuck]] [[you|themselves]] until further notice.

{{fv|Rucka Rucka Ali comeback vids|background-color:#ffffff;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>rQwOZZobK4U</youtube> <center>'''The offending video'''</center>|<youtube>9tj_9jyO8OQ</youtube> <center>'''Me no rikey Youtube pt. 1'''</center>|<youtube>ZcPe6LxKGKU</youtube> <center>'''More from DJ Not Nice'''</center>|<youtube>6qZAtRQWu1U</youtube> <center>'''Pt 2. No more DJ Nice guy'''</center>}}

==Ain't Nothin' But A Wigger Thang==
Rucka's also known for affiliating with quite a few artists at [http://www.youtube.com/user/PinegroveRecords Pinegrove Records], including '''Dj [[Queef|Pussyfarts]]''', who's a 15 year old [[Wigger|Straight up g]], or '''Ed Words''', a pissed-off ex-junkie that makes songs about, uh, [[Eminem|being a pissed-off ex-junkie]].

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'''[[DO IT FAGGOT|Do The Pussyfart]]'''
<youtube>71WZF3Y_zPY</youtube>

'''[[Truth|That shit goes hard]]'''
<youtube>Yh5WQPCRUGg</youtube>

'''Rucka+Ed words=[[Epic Win|EPIC]]'''
<youtube>TUnQmm9s8W4</youtube></center>

==Videos==
Rucka Rucka Ali music videos range from making fun of [[Niggers]], [[Jews]], [[Russians]], [[Beaners]], [[You]], [[Crackers]], [[Chinks]], Arabs, [[Niggers]]...oh DID I MENTION [[Niggers]]???! and various [[shitty|mainstream artists]].

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{{frame|{{fv|Rucka Rucka Ali's collection of [[Racist]] Music Videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>SjjOmKGa6jk</youtube> <center>'''[[Troll|I Love Minorities]]'''</center>|<youtube>JRWlkwT_xyg</youtube> <center>'''[[Mexico|Taquitos]]'''</center>|<youtube>YFGvM69BX1A</youtube><center>'''[[Haiti|Don't Be A Playa Haiti]]'''</center>|<youtube>UL1OMRiOnDY</youtube><center>'''Celebs [[An Hero|Kill Yerself]]'''</center>|<youtube>SLPj1QGzMmY</youtube> <center>'''[[Russia]] is [[Gay]]'''</center>|<youtube>AqEHiKTFAqo</youtube><center>'''[[Jihad]] Me'''</center>|<youtube>uv2Tn6TZAVI</youtube> <center>'''Blame It On the [[Niggers]]'''</center>|<youtube>PRClN6KC7VA</youtube><center>'''I Don't Like [[Crackers]] (The [[Bible]] Says They're [[Evil]])'''</center>|<youtube>NNnjNeG5ht4</youtube> <center>'''I'm a [[Communist]] [[Korean]]'''</center>|<youtube>Nar9VkUXWoU</youtube><center>'''[[Duckface|Kissy Face]]'''</center>|<youtube>Gj8jJ-uRWVw</youtube><center>'''Jew Boy'''</center>|<youtube>JIqnWOOVoFM</youtube><center>'''[[AIDS]] in our [[Butt]]s'''</center>|<youtube>xf5DfE1CPKY</youtube><center>'''LET'S GO [[JESUS]]'''</center>|<youtube>KR4-NHhldAU</youtube><center>'''GO [[Cops|COPS]]'''</center>|<youtube>Z-cCtYvTSpw</youtube><center>'''[[IMMA LET YOU FINISH|Cuntry Singer Cry]]'''</center>|<youtube>XsN-G6W4d9A</youtube><center>'''I Can Do Whatever I'm White!'''</center>|<youtube>FdCYQkfCkes</youtube><center>'''[[Emo]] (Like a [[Nazi]])'''</center>|<youtube>GQ6pudLg1aI</youtube><center>'''[[Canada]]'''</center>|<youtube>YZlmmu_8cWs</youtube><center>'''We're Arr [[Azn]]'''</center>|<youtube>3OyXlCR3ipw</youtube><center>'''Fuck [[Ausfailia]]'''</center>|<youtube>8Xe_PCZ0nIg</youtube><center>'''Watcha [[Jew]]in'?'''</center>}}|border=#000000|background=white}}
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==Gallery==
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==See Also==
* [[Weird Al]] - The [[unfunny]] version of Rucka Rucka Ali.
* [[ED Singers]] - [[ED]]'s former version of Rucka Rucka Ali.
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] - The most unfunny person ever.
* [[David Tanny]] - The runner up for most unfunny person ever.
* [[Funny|Not Unfunny]]
* [[Racist]]
* [[Wigger]]
* [[Youtube]]

==External Links==
* [http://www.ruckasworld.com Rucka Rucka Ali's Main Website]
* <s>[http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=543660121 Rucka Rucka Ali's Facebook] - Best place to [[troll]] Rucka Rucka Ali's [[retard]]ed fans.</s> BALEETED
* <s>[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rucka-Rucka-ALI/347159777523?ref=ts Rucka Rucka Ali's Official Fanpage] </s> GONE
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/RuckaRuckaTeeVeee Rucka Rucka Ali's Youtube Page] - May get [[ban]]ned anytime soon.</S> BANHAMMERED
** <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/IamRucka Rucka's back, bitches!]</S> MURDERED
***<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/MoreRucka He's still alive, mofuckas!]</S> B&

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99chan

2025-03-30T20:09:13Z

Globe-kun:

{{breakingnews|99chan.org is BAAAAAaaaack!}} 

{{Infoboxchan|imageboard_name=99chan|imageboard_logo=[[image:99chan_Robot.png‎|100px]]|date_founded=July 14, 2008|major_boards=[[b/|/b/]], /gent/|epic_win=being a shitty version of 7chan |homepage=[http://www.99chan.org 99chan.org] <strike>[http://www.99chan.es 99chan.es ]</strike>}}

[[Image:I Am Not IAN BRANDON SOMETHING.gif|thumb|left|150px|Rickb IRL, getting butthurt over Lopan]]

'''[http://99chan.org 99chan]''' is a recreated [[78chan]]. They have some cool elitist [[mods]] and shitty boards. If it is [[fail|win]] or not is up for debate but what is fact is that whatever this chan does it does at 1/4 the speed of all other chans leading some to believe it is being hosted on a mod's iphone. This place is slow as balls. A post about someone's birthday will literally be there in five years, with about 2 posts more. If you're used to the [[Epic|epic]] speed of [[4chan|4chan's]] [[b|/b/]], prepare to be disappoint.
 
[[Faggotry|(ALSO 99CHANNERS LIKE TO TRY AND DELETE EVERYTHING ON ED ABOUT 99CHAN]] WHILE [[Faggotry|64CHANNERS LIKE TO TALK SHIT FOR NO FUCKING REASON]] WHILE [[Faggotry|guys I think we're having an edit war]].

==[http://99chan.org/78chan 78chan]==
In June of 2008 Zimmy decided that he was going to abandon [[78chan]] because he was a faggot. This lead to the users creating their own chan with most of the same staff. The name chosen was 99chan and the domain was purchased. The site was run by Sundevil and ATG, with the added help of other admins lolbifrons and regs who were promoted from moderators. Since Zimmy has left 99chan was in need of a coder, some faggot from ireland named ohgod stepped up and took the job. He then became a power hungry son of a bitch and shortened his name to just oh. Oh was pretty much Zimmy with a different name as far as anyone can tell.

78chan now lives inside 99chan. That means all their boards are in /78chan/. This is pretty [[cool]] though, since after you're b& from 99chan you can go and get b& on 78chan. [http://99chan.org/78chan/news.php#9 AND THEN GET UNB& FOR 30$!]

This is all really fucking ancient history though. The current admins are rickb, regs, ntnix and wharrves, who like to touch themselves at night, while the mods can't even reach far enough inside their manginas to do so.

UPDATE: 99chan is coming back after 73 failed hard drives, 47 soft cocks and 310 illegal offenses.

==Mother Fuckers [[B&]] Me==
On 99chan, it is almost guaranteed you will receive a ban as soon as you make a post. This is because users at 99chan <s>think they</s> are better than the rest of the [[chan|chan culture]] and pride themselves on being more <s>articulate and mature</s> [[fail|SUPERIOR]].

The users are neolithic troglodytes, with barely any grasp on the English language or any concept of grammar, spelling, or sentence structure. Reading through a thread is an exercise in patience, as you futilely try to decode the typos and sentence fragments into something readable.

The mods of 99chan are absolutely terrible, and the worst part of it is that there is a FUCKTON of them. For every Anonymous, there are [[over 9000]] modfags waiting to unleash the banhammer. If you expect to post anything on any board without getting permabanned, good luck. Any post that isn't about sucking up to their tiny modcocks will earn you a one week ban, or worse.

==Modfaggotry==
Every single mod on 99chan is an enormous fag. Without any provocation, they will bullshit a reason to [[b&|ban]] you. [[At least 100|At least 3/4]] of the userbase has been [[b&|b&]] by them, which would explain why the site is so fucking [[slowpoke|slow]].

Not to be outdone by the [[mod|mods]], the [[admin|admins]] have proven time and time again that they are enormous cocksuckers. Rickb has locked /b/ [[over 9000|over 9000]] times, and is a self-proclaimed [[Scientology|Scientologist]]. He and his team of [[faggot|faggots]] ensure that no self-respecting [[Anonymous|Anonymous]] can do shit.

==Popular Boards==
[[Image:18inch dildo.JPG|thumb|A typical thread found in 99chan]]

* [[anime|/a/]] - Animu
* /b/ - Gotta Go Fast
* /cccp/ - Commies
* /fubot/ - Talk To The Schizobot
* /gent/ - The [[Gentlemen]]'s Club
* /tttm/ - Talk To The Mods
* also lots of porn boards [[CP|Nothing]] [[you|YOU]] [[CP|would like tho :<]]

==The loss of Gentlebot==

[[Image:99chan_Robot.png|Gentlebot]]

Rickb, under the spell of the [[Cl0r0x|GREAT NEW ORAL SUCKING IN the SKY (aka GNOSIS)]], decided to retire MR. FUCKING PEENUT as the mascot of his shit site, afraid it would make the overly-sensitive mods even more ashamed of their penis size. The new mascot is apparently a bird which looks like a toddler wiped its ass on your computer screen.

[[Image:99chan.png|A toddlers' shitstain]]

==THE GREAT CLUSTERFUCK==

This place, like all chans, is really nothing more than a steamy assdump of porn. [[User:Lopan|Lopan]], being a [[gay|homosexual deviant]], wrote a [[tl;dr|FUCKING HUGE]] section on the admin rickb and his wife [[cumdumpster|Meow]]. He also started the page for [[64chan]], which is basically a gigantic tranny clusterfuck of former 99channers. Is he a butthurt 99channer? Probably. Is he butthurt from having too many horse dildoes up his ass? Absolutely. Honestly I don't think anyone gives a fuck. And thus, the GREAT CLUSTERFUCK came to an end, and all was well in the realm of 99chanus.

==The loss of our lolicon brethren==

Once upon a time, there were two boards of special importance to all the people of 99chan, and of course [[you]]. The underage cartoon porn, consisting of [[lolicon|caek]] for teh little girl butts and [[shotacon|cawk]] for teh little boy peepees. These boards, small yet still dwarfing the other miniscule boards in the chan in a vague similarity to the way the penii of the 99chan mods are dwarfed by the relatively massive schlong of kim jong un, were suddenly gone. Vanished.

The massive lolicon userbase, consisting of about <strike>8 permavirgins, was outraged.</strike>[[Liar|RICKB HATES US FOR NO REASON WE AREN'T PEDOS CUZ ITS CARTOOOOOOOOONNNNNNZ!!!!!!1111!!!!1]]

These 8 permavirgins thus left 99chan to join in THE GREAT CLUSTERFUCK (see above). And nothing of value was lost.

==Current Admins==

The GREAT AND POWERFUL mods like to compensate for their micropenii by banning EVERY-FUCKING-ONE, making them feel <strike>gay</strike> SUPERIOR. If you wish to not be banned, please do the following:

*Do not shitpost

*Do not make typos

*Before you post, pray to whatever God or gods you believe in to smile upon the hearts of the mods and allow their penii to grow, making them less butthurt

*Be sure to avoid using the phrases "rickb is a faggot", "Meow is a faggot", "This site is gay", "I think this site could be improved by", etc...

*Be sure to avoid the no-no words of "faggot", "bitch", "cunt", "is", "do", and "what".

*Tell yourself "It's ok, it's ok" while rocking back and forth as you wait for them to inevitably ban you because the sky WAS OVERCAST DUN DUN DUN.

== 99chan NOW HAS A THEME SONG ==
Fittingly gay... 

<center><youtube>q2xjVIZXsIM</youtube></center>

== Peanut Phoenix Moment ==
The two heroes of olde known as Israeli_Jaguar & RickB have rebuilt 99chan, she has risen from the ashes and it is a beautiful moment in history.
*Two men of legend joined other men as legends to fight against mediocrity and spine bifida for the sake of all mankind. 

==Screencaps==
<center>{{bigpic|1000px-99chan.jpg|1000|250|99chan Homepage (SUPERIOR)}}</center>

==External Links==
*<s>[http://99chan.org 99chan.org ]</s> DEAD - raped by some flight website
*[irc://irc.99chan.org/99chan 99chan IRC] (filled with stoners)
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Scratch

2025-03-30T19:57:20Z

Globe-kun: source: i used this aids for years

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[[Image:Scratch.png|thumb|right|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]]]


Ever played some kind of [[Halo|video game]] and wondered, [[Fucktard|"could i ever make a spectacular game like this?"]]. We know [[you]] think so. And many [[Retards|people]] just like you have always [[Do not want|wanted]] to [[Nice try|be a little programmer]] and make their own video game [[Shit|masterpiece]].

'''Scratch''' is a new and hip [[programming language]] that allows little [[retarded]] children to make their own video game/animation [[Wtf|by adding coloured blocks together]] and sharing their [[Lie|magnificent]] works of art with the [[Internets|world]] by [[Unwarranted self-importance|uploading]] them into [http://scratch.mit.edu/ the Scratch website].

The Scratch projects are mostly recognized as a "program suitable for [[Retards|everybody]]", for its idiotic programming type. Basically, there are lots of coloured [[Shit bricks|blocks]] that each do a different action, and by [[Science|putting those blocks on top of each other]] various [[Hax|scripts]] are obtained. [[Yes|Sounds fucked up?]] It's more like a video game for [[Retards|autistics]], but [[Lie|it's more complicated]].

==Summary==
[[Image:Scratch.JPG|thumb|left|Yeah, something like this.]]

Scratch has been found in somewhere 2007 as a [[Lol|rip-off]] of some program called [[SmallTalk|Squeak]], as the [[Pedobear|"Scratch team"]] thought it would be a [[No|good idea]] to turn [[Lego]] into a programming language. At first, seemingly a website for [[13 year old boys|educated programmers]] the website soon turned into a website for [[Fetus|fetuses]]. If you think that this is a program for real programmers, you are [[Doing it wrong|wrong]]. Every single [[Trying too hard|project]] is always the [[Furry|"Scratch Cat"]] spinning either clockwise or counter-clockwise, since the little retards can't program for [[shit]] even when using blocks, and yet it will be the top-rated project of all time in the website.

As of now, there are about 550 thousand projects. [[None|The best ones]] get to be [[Hookers and blow|featured]], as in, get to be on the front page, but since all of them are fucking [[shit]], it doesn't mean anything much. Amongst the members, there is also a rating system, called [[Digg|love-its]], and, as a result, most of the projects will be captioned by the author [[Nice try|"5 love-its and a sequel"]]. Unfortunately, [[Duh|love-its do not give you money]], and the [[crap|crappy]] projects will remain crappy, and they will not even give you [[profit]].

==Projects==
[[Image:Scratch2.JPG|right|thumb|[[Typical]] [[shit|project]] by a [[16 year old girl]] who [[Katy|thinks saying "waffles" is funny]].]]

As mentioned, the [[Nothing|variety]] of the projects on Scratch is not big. There are five categories of the games/animations on Scratch, ranging from [[Lie|complicated scripts]] to [[Fail|a sound of a guitar string]].

# The shit projects, [[99%]] of them include a [[Too lazy|pre-drawn]] background, a two sentence dialoge and the [[DO IT FAGGOT|ever-smiling]] Scratch Cat. Most of these projects are made by some random people from [[Latvia]]. No, these projects not even playable. Most of the [[None|real]] programmers [[RAGE|rage]] over this kind of projects, but the author's excuse is always [[Nice try|"it's my first project, why u so mean"]]. [http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/selgomez123/698582 Example]
# The static projects, either includes a picture of a [[furry]] drawn by a [[furry]] author, or some "recolouring" shit. [[Always]] gets comments how [[kawaii]] the project is. [http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/selgomez123/698582 Example]
# The two-script projects, the [[OMG|actually playable]] ones, but they still have only [[No more than 99|about two]] scripts, and usually ask [[Wow|to click the arrow keys]] and acquire [[Fart|different sounds]]. [http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/LWSrocks/399932 Example]
# The so-called "not bad" projects, still [[RAGE|fucking crap]], but better than the other ones. [http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/selgomez123/698582 Example]
# The good projects. Sadly, none of this category has been found to this date.
## Shape render projects, which include Bézier [[Secks|curves]] and 3D models, [[Fact|which are actually the only good projects. This proves Scratch is only getting better because of these amazing projects.]] Especially if you use them to make [[Lulz|funny]] [[Offended|offensive]] content.

There is also a [[Copypasta|"remixing"]] feature. Remixes are Type 4 projects that are downloaded, [[Trying too hard|edited]] and uploaded again. Remixes are somewhat called [[The cancer that is killing /b/|"The AIDS that is killing Scratch"]] by the [[1337]] Scratch [[Oldfag|oldfags]], since the website is now full of those [[Crap|turds]], but the website is full of [[AIDS]] anyway, so it doesn't have a point.

=="Programmers"==
[[Image:1337_h4xx0rz.gif|thumb|left|Typical "Scratcher"]]

To be [[Liar|fair]], there are some [[No|good]] projects in the website, if by good you mean [[Fail|guiding a ball through a maze]]. But all of those [[Lie|not bad]] projacts are made by one person, [[Wat|Paddle2See]] (who is [[Fail|from the Scratch Development Team]]). The other [[No more than 99|350 thousand]] members are [[Asperger's syndrome|assburger-infested]] 8 year olds that have been told being [[Autistic|artistic]]. The program is also [[Advertising|advertised]] as being [[What-EVER|"a great program for education"]], but what kind of education could a [[retard]] give/get?

Other than some [[Asperger's syndrome|aspies]], there are shitloads of [[16 year old girls]] that upload their [[Kawaii]] furry drawings. [[99%|Most]] of them have their own [[Dumbass|idiotic]] [[Fursona|Scratch-sona's]], either it's a [[Furry|gray polar bear]] or a [[Furry|bowling ball with a nose]], and they use them in their shitty games. This makes all of the [[Nice try|real programmers]] rage, [[Gb2kitchen|and, as a result, they remind the retarded whores of their best-fitting spot]].

==Trolls==
Starting in early 2009, a [[Yes|troll problem built up on scratch]]. [[Lie|Scratch, believe it or not, had an era of free speech]]. This was ruined when [[Retards|Lightnin and Paddle2See]] discovered a handy dandy tool called fascism, [[Nazi|instantly banning half of scratch]]. The [[Retards|survivors]] were plunged into a state of [[Idiocy|perpetual happiness]] and thrived, [[Lie|making some of the best games to dwell the internet]]. [[Win|This lasted until on a scratch forum full of banned folk, Lord Sprites, a secret group formed, and attacked scratch with free speech at midnight, saying unbelievable things such as]] [[Truth|"scratch sucks" and "this site has a worse case of cancer than /b/"]]. [[Win|Plunged into a state of fear, Lightnin and Paddle2See added even more fascism]]. [[Win|Unhappy with the result, the trolling group, in early June, attacked the site with meatspin and goatse]]. [[Lie|This being the first time scratch was ever trolled in this method]], [[Win|the community was shocked and images were disabled]]. Then, the "New Scratcher" rule was added, [[Win|turning all scratchers that had never posted on the forums into slaves unable to post images or practically anything]]. [[Lie|This obviously crippled the troll group,]] [[No|making them unable to troll]]. [[Fail|So, they formed a webcomic, which was good at first, until it got cancer, too]]. It updates every two seconds and has [[Over 9000|370+]] comics, [[Truth|and some early ones are very funny]], but too many new members were let in, including several [[Retards|scratchers]], producing shit comics. [[Lie|However, some later comics are half decent]].
Among the [[Over 9000|370+]] comics, there are some noteworthy ones.
<center><gallery>>
Image:Early_comic_1.png|[[Truth|Perfect analysis]]
Image:Early_comic_2.png|[[Yes|What happens on scratch]]
Image:Late_comic.png|[[Cancer|And then this happened.]]
</gallery></center>>

==How to troll==
* 1. Join.
* 2. Act like a [[wapanese|Weaboo]] or [[furfag|Furry]].
* 3. Make a project.
* 4. Continue to act nice until promoted to "Scratcher".
* 5. Post [[goatse]] and [[meatspin]] everywhere.
* 6. [[???]]
* 7. [[win|Profit!]]

=="Kaj"==
Kaj is pretty much the scratch bogeyman. They were an [[attention whore]] who threatened to destroy Scratch because they didn't get enough views. Because Scratch users are [[retarded]], they thought he was a [[Anonymous|L33T H4XX0R]].
For lulzlicious results, go on the scratch forums pretending to be "Kaj."
Alternatively, hack a random account you see posting in the "Miscellaneous" section and claim to be Kaj on that account.

==Hells Yeah==
AZMness celebrating [[Bullshit|just how awesome]] Scratch is.
[[http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/radicalace/1131747|Smack that damn kitty!]]

==How to get banned==
You could follow the "How to troll" section, but that's just serious and overall lulzy, from my experience, to get banned you have to do the following:
* 1. Remix a project and then add N-word's, the infamous [[Soyjak.party|Troonjak]], and [[Dreamybullxxx|Dreamybull]].
* 2. Wait for the views to roll in....
* 3. Realize someone found out and has told someone else about it
* 4. Get blocked
* 5. [[Profit|Mild profit!]]

==Gallery==
Amongst the [[Over 9000|hundreds]] of projects on Scratch, here are some screencaps of [[THE BEST|the greatest]] ones.

<center><gallery>
Image:Scratchawesome.JPG|[[Awesome|Huh]]
Image:Scratch3.JPG|Just when [[You Laugh, You Lose|it]] wasn't fail enough.
Image:ScratchSmack.JPG|[[Bestiality|Smacking a kitty?]]
</gallery></center>

==The Site==
*[http://scratch.mit.edu Proceed at own risk]
*[http://scratchyscratch.smackjeeves.com The webcomic -- watch out for cancer]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocpiI_ouRYs SCRATCH SUCKS BALLS - YouTube]

==The Forums==
Surprisingly, Scratch has its own forums. They're AIDS as expected, thanks to a combination of an extremely strict [[Wordfilter]] that will BTFO you if you talk negative about anyone, little kids, the overbearing guidelines of a site that allows 7+ year olds onto it, and surprisingly a lot of drama. Unfunny injokes like "moist" and "kumquat" abound. Your mother got banned [[last thursday]] for posting a link of herself masturbating her clit onto the What I'm Reading and Playing forum; not because it was porn, but because it was a link to a site that "allowed private messaging".
==youarepowerful==
urpowerful is a studio with gurl power and sjw propaganda. and all the comments are just sucking the creators dick.

==See Also==

* [[Programming]]
* [[Retards]]
* [[Lego]]
* [[Fire's Forum]] - they use it.
* [[Goanimate]] - they're contributing to the death of the site
* [[BFDI|Objectcucks]] - as well as these guys
* [[MLG]] - What they [[Fap|get off]] to

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Spotify

2025-03-30T13:30:26Z

Globe-kun: Reverted edit by Globe-kun (talk) to last revision by imported>CrackRabbit

'''Spotify''' is a shitty [[Swedish]] [[audio]] streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to [[music]] for free, but forgets to mention that the service includes promotional [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|LGBT pride ads]], artists battling in a pay-to-win war over their [[snoca|dogshit songs]], and 73% useless bloat. Their software takes up hundreds of megabytes of space, with a laggy and slow [[UI]] full of ads, easily [[botnet|ass-raping your RAM]].
[[File:Wanna break from the ads.jpg|250px|right]]
The streaming quality is worse than a broken [[radio]] from the 19[[80s]] and the songs themselves sound like they were recorded on an [[Autotune|auto-tuned]] [[Toaster Steve|toaster]] full of compression and distortion. Rarely will you find anything of worth.

In general, it's much more worthwhile to [[Soulseek|download your music]] and listen to it with an audio player, rather than use software that drains as much battery and money as possible, instead of actually playing music files for you. Alternatively, you could use ''YouTube Music'' on a web browser and just switch your [[adblock]]er on... but then again, YouTube Music has horrible audio quality as well.

==Creation==
[[Image:Daniel Ek.jpeg|125px|thumb|left|This faggot is making more money every day while [[you]] remain an unemployed neet.]]

The main person responsible for developing this abomination was a [[faggot]] called ''Daniel Ek'', who also worked on the [[uTorrent|µTorrent]] project before he began to develop Spotify. He dropped out of college and opened an advertising company (note this guy's passion for ads) called Advertigo, but he has such a strong [[fetish]] for [[money]] that he sold it in [[2006]] to another company. There was also a guy named Martin Lorentzo, but nobody really cares about him.

==Other services==
[[Image:Spotify.png|150px|thumb|Spotify's unoriginal logo.]]
===Spotify for Podcasters===
''Spotify for Shitcasters'' is just a version of Spotify designed so that retards can pick up a microphone and say whatever the fuck they want and get other retards to listen to them. No more than 20 people use this shit. The only reason podcasts still exist on Spotify is because [[Joe Rogan]] uses it.

===Spotify for Artists===
''Spotify for [[Autists]]'' is a version of Spotify for the people that believe they have a good singing voice, or those that produce their own shitty songs to publish in the Spotify library. In general, nobody uses this shit either, especially when better alternatives like [[Soundcloud]] exist.

==Gallery==

{{center|<gallery>
File:Angry Spotify wojak.jpg
File:Virgin Spotify Wrapped vs Chad Last FM.jpg
File:Spotifi - meme man - 471m80.jpg
File:How we used to Spotify Wrapped back in the day - CD-r mixtape meme.jpg
File:Spotify - I am once again asking you to buy Premium.jpg
File:Spotify Carriage - what does hell look like.jpg
File:Spotify ads - what do you think he's listening to.jpeg
File:Scumbag Spotify - here let me pause that muted ad for you.jpg
File:Scumbag Spotify horror ads inbetween sleep relaxation tunes.jpg
File:Scumbag Spotify - music is to share.jpg
File:Scumbag Spotify no problem loading ads.jpg
File:Spotify memes - time for your 4 ads - yes honey.jpg
File:Spotify top 50 playlist - Adventure Time Finn face meme.jpeg
</gallery>}}

==See also==

*[[Music]]
*[[Audiophile]]
*[[Soulseek]]
*[[Bandcamp]]
*[[Napster]]
*[[Ear Rape]]
*[[Limewire]]
*[[Last.FM]]

==External Links==
*[https://open.spotify.com/ Spotify webpage]
*[https://www.winamp.com/ Install this instead.]

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{{Timeline|Article of the Now September 15, 16 & 17, [[2023]]|[[JEWS DID WTC]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Elon Musk]]}}

BonziWORLD

2025-03-28T14:37:09Z

Globe-kun: Articles about retarded subjects tend to attract logokid editors who can't write for shit.

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<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0">[[File:BonziSunglasses.gif|125px]]</div>
[[File:FacesOfBW.png|center|300px]]

[[File:BonziWORLD.png|thumb|right|"Leading the [[Windows XP|industry]] of [[Recolor|originality]]."]]
[[File:BonziWORLD experience.png|thumb|right|A screenshot of the public chat room (classic.bonzi.world) when it was not filled with an infinite amount of autists and skiddies.]]
[[File:BonziWORLDDancingBaby.png|thumb|right|Typical sighting at the purple chimphouse.]]

From an outsider or the "[[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|what-the-fuck-is-this]]" perspective, '''BonziWORLD''' (AKA "'''[[Acronym|BW]]'''") seems like a simple, irrelevant and shitty [[9gag|meme site]] where the dankest and kewlest memelords congregate like rats to talk about the [[Bonzi Buddy|titular virus ape]] and do epic shitposting. However - as is the case with all things [[OTI]] - all it takes for this innocent viewpoint to break, is a closer look. Other than the fact that it's a cesspool full of retarted niggers , it's main purpose is used by the owner for datamining , he even confessed that in [[twitter]] .
BonziWORLD indeed is a shitty meme-based chat client stylized as your [[Granny]]'s PC getting raped by the infamous Web 1.0 purple [[nigger]], but what it and its reputation has turned into goes beyond anyone's comprehension. Created on August 22nd, 2016 by some [[weeaboo]] [[Sonicfag]] called "''heyjoeway''" ([[Powerword|Joseph Judge]]), it evolved into a yet another [[hugbox]] for and underage [[Vyond|GoFag]] [[mexico|spic]][[underage B&|lets]] with [[Asperger's syndrome|mental diseases]]; shocking I know. Despite the site being promoted as anonymous, everyone [[namefag]]s and even colorfags themselves. The site also spawned 100 terabytes worth of neurotic content on [[YouTube|JewTube]], all of which is 20 minutes of "gameplays".

The site started to reek over the years; and eventually, even Joey Judge realized that the site was [[The cancer that is killing b|too cancerous to stay up]], so he [[Goodnight Sweet Prince|unplugged its life support]]. But Jo made the fatal mistake of keeping the site's [[Github]] repository up, leading to the internet getting flooded with horrible re-runs that ensure the site's continuity.

The tale of BonziWORLD continues with spergy revivals going up and shutting down every 6 minutes, with the spastics moving in and out of servers.
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== Commands ==
For those people who may or not have a death wish. This section covers only the most basic shit as everything else is documented on every revival's README. Most BonziWORLD Servers will have these along with a fuck ton of other useless ones added in.
*''/name [name]'' - Changes your Bonzi's name. '''[[Protip|PROTIP]]:''' You can include "'''{NAME}'''" and "'''{COLOR}'''" in your name (Any instances of them in a message will convert to the name/color of the Bonzi that sent the message, respectively) (ie. "{NAME} is a {COLOR} nigger"), so you can make a 6-year-old [[pwn|call himself an asshole]] for a tiny bit of lulz.
*''/color [color]'' - [[recolor|Changes your Bonzi's color]]. The default colors are: [[rage|red]], [[shit|brown]], [[happy|green]], [[jew|blue]], [[lean|purple]], [[nigger|black]] and [[dildo|pink]]. If you don't type one you'll be given a random one.
*''/speed [speed]'' and ''/pitch [pitch]'' - Change your Bonzi's voice.
*''/youtube [video ID]'' - Post a [[YouTube]] video. This one's the best for lulz generating, especially if you post something that might [[offended|offend]] someone.
*''/asshole [name]'' - Calls someone (in this case [name]) an [[asshole]] (you can also do it by right-clicking the Bonzi and clicking "Call an asshole"). This "asshole" message is popular with the BonziWORLD users, so if you ever hear some baby or manchild saying "Hey, (...)! You're a fucking asshole!", you have come across a BonziWORLD sperg who should be trolled to death on sight.

'''Administrators/Popes Only:'''

*''/godmode [password]'' - Used to get administrator/Pope access. Most of the time it requires a password only the admins know, but since the default godmode password is '''none whatsoever''', there is a possibility servers owned by script kiddies might have no godmode password; easily allowing you to use the below commands.
*''/sanitize off'' - Makes you immune to message sanitizing, thus allowing HTML, CSS, JS, etc. This means you can send malware through a chat site devoted to a piece of historical malware.
*''/pope'' - Sets you to an unique Bonzi [[Pope]] color. The purely aspergic and prepubescent community has an awful obsession with this skin. Ever since a BW rerun made it accessible to everyone for a brief moment, the children would bawl and beg for a shitty one-sprite skin that doesn't even come with admin privileges and is purely decorational. You'll even see children with "BonziPOPE" recolors on their profile picture due to the crippling addiction to a minor feature.

'''Bonziworld.org-exclusive Commands:'''

*''/heil [name]'' - The opposite of /asshole, used to hail users. Just like /asshole, you can right-click a Bonzi and select "Heil" to do the same thing.
*''/image [url]'' - Posts an image. There is no blacklisting of any kind so [[jailbait]] might be sent (and often is).
*''/video [url]'' - Same thing as above but for autoplaying videos.
*''/color [url]'' - Custom colors/skins can be used there. 99.9999999999% of the skins/colors made by the BW community are almost always fucking horrible OCs due to the community's lack of talent of any kind. Anything that isn't a horrible 5-year-old scribble OC is mostly jailbait, DevianTART MS-Paint porno, etc.

Besides that, you can also [[baleet|cancel out]] someone's message and [[silence|mute]] someone. This is commonly used by extremely [[butthurt]] faggots with [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]], [[Fact|which is everyone on BonziWORLD]]. bonziworld.org removed muting [[for the lulz]].

To summarize, BonziWORLD is a useless site that serves no lulz on its own (without the help of its community at least).

== BonziWORLD Servers ==

{{needsnomore|minor BonziWORLD servers}}

[[File:SomeJabbaserver.png|thumb|100px|[[Typical]] home-run BonziWORLD server. Keep in mind that THIS is still on the somewhat better side.]]

Yes, you heard us right; there is not one BonziWORLD, but over 70 equally horrible re-runs floating on the tubes at any given moment.
BonziWORLD servers are (usually) effortless home-run modifications of the original website run by the manchildren of the community. Because everyone in the community is an autist, most of those servers are port-forwarded with [[retard|most of them showing the host's IP]] along with no DDoS protection whatsoever, meaning any faggot can just run a [[ddos|cheap batch file that pings the server]] until the host's router [[Divide by zero|turns into a black hole]], leading to an [[epic win]] (unless the fucktard uses [[Cloudflare]]). Many of those servers are down half of the time, as they're hosted on 1984 IBM computers with 2kbps dial-up internet.

Here is a list of not all, but relevant BW servers. Everything else is SNCA:

===The Big One===
This is the only popular BonziWORLD server as of November 2023. The others are dead ghost towns with 0 users:
*'''{{pl|[https://bonziworld.org/ bonziworld.org]}}''' (formerly '''bonzi.ga''' and '''bonzi.lol'''){{nazi}} - A somewhat lulzy server, and the only server people go to. You can cosplay as [[George Floyd]] or a [[kike]]. Best for generating lulz thanks to its removal of the mute button as well as a chat log, so for once you didn't have to always have your finger over the Print Screen key. It and its inactive Discord server, "[[Polandball|Warsaw]]", are currently the "official" (dominant) BonziWORLD server and Discord, respectively. It became '''the''' BonziWORLD server after pounding BWR into the ground (or rather [[in the ass]]), making Seamus (aforementioned owner of BWR) very butthurt. It was a gradual process, but on Dec. 1st, BW.org officially overshadowed BWR, officially ending Seamus's [[Shotacat|little boy harvest]] on his shitstub. Eventually it went the bonzi.world route and became a dead and lulzless ghost town only populated by airheaded infants not worth milking and the owner's fanatics. It was completely rewritten from scratch on March 14, 2024; meaning most BonziWORLD scripts won't work on .org without a little modification.

===Smaller Servers===
Dead ghost town servers nobody uses. Usually have 0 users online (rarely 1, 2 or even 3). When they aren't ghost towns, it's usually because bonziworld.org is offline.
*'''{{pl|[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:81/ OnuteWORLD]}}/{{pl|[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:2095/ HyperWORLD FE]}} (formerly BonziWORLD FE)''' - A bloated clusterfuck that has 100000000000ms latency. The site's [[retarded]] skid owner [[#Onute Saulute|Danielius Paulavičius]] (Onute "Jabba" Saulute) [[dox|logs people's IPs]] when they use the site. Its earlier UI would give you both a [[seizure]] and [[AIDS]], killing you instantly. There is also a BonziWORLD FE (short for "Fastest Edition" which is the polar opposite of what the site is), which is OnuteWORLD but worse; with 100 useless BFDI character skins and a '''color changer that literally crashes the site'''.

===Dead===
Servers that no longer exist; either because of Bonzi[[AIDS]], skiddies injecting shitty JavaScript "viruses", DDOSing or a combination of the three.

*'''bonziworld.com''' - The original vanilla BonziWORLD by jojudge. Nothing special about it; died from [[AIDS]].
*'''bonzi.world''' (formerly '''bonzi.dega.io''') - Became the "main" BonziWORLD server after bonziworld.com shut down. It had a slightly better choice of features and a [[fag]]gy modernistic UI shit added to it that [[facepalm|contradicted the whole point of having BonziWORLD to look like Windows XP in the first place]]. Was barely moderated to attract more infants. Also, you could donate with [[cryptocurrency|e-shekels]] to "keep BonziWORLD alive". Went down from October 7th, 2019 to January 2020 because of Seamus injecting annoying skiddie scripts to it to get kiddies to move to BWR. [[And nothing of value was lost|The site got shut down on May 20th, 2022, along with its classic counterpart]].
:*'''classic.bonzi.world''' - bonzi.world's even more [[retarded]] equivalent. This one was [[anarchy|never even moderated]] and the latest patch happened [[never]], and thus it was a warzone of screaming 9-year-olds that shit out grounded threats that go on for eternity once [[troll]]ed.
*'''BonziWORLD Revived''' (formerly '''BonziWORLD+''', '''BonziWORLD Revived+''', '''BonziVERSE''' and '''BonziWORLD Community Edition'''; a.k.a. '''BWR(+)''' and '''BWCE''') - A shitty bloated server made by a [[bipolar]] faggot called Seamus Cremeens, who can't decide if he loves or hates BonziWORLD. It '''only''' became popular thanks to Seamus & Friends injecting "malware" (annoying scripts that do nothing) into other BonziWORLD servers until there were none left but BWR. It had actual active moderation, which actually spawned a shit ton of [[Angry Homo Kid|angry homo videos]] of Bonzifags BAWWWWWWing. The site keeps getting killed off and revived 24/7 to this very day (by the aforementioned bipolar faggot) and therefore can't be qualified as either alive or dead. Seamus also makes [[over 9000]] spin-offs of the website that [[nobody cares|not a single living, conscious, non-autistic soul gives a slightest fuck about]]. After getting buttraped by bonziworld.org in late 2022, it became a ghost town only used by Seamus, his butt buddy moderators, and his die-hard defenders. Required a Chrome extension from September to October of 2023; most likely in a vain attempt to filter out "le ebil bonziworld.org nahzees". Its end finally came when Seamus' mom was called and she eventually forced her son to end this abomination for good.
**'''Fun Fact:''' Seamus and his circlejerk LOVED to shill BWR on bonziworld.org (and sometimes on here too, like [[User:Daniel Strikez|this faggot]]); because of this posting BWR's link on bonziworld.org once leaked your IP (however Fune, the owner of bonziworld.org, removed the IP leaker as of August 2023).
**'''Fun Fact #2:''' In general both owners are extensively shilling their shit here in one way or another like the power-hungry attention whores they are (typical behavior for a BW server owner).
*'''server.erik.red:3000''' (formerly '''bonzi.erik.red:3000''') - Some port forward that was mostly similar to vanilla BW but with extra features that [[nobody cares|nobody used]] such as DMs, stickers, extra colors, and whatever. It used to be the main autism basket after bonzi.world's final shutdown; with your favorite baby raging autismals. The site was closed down on August 14th, 2022, revived as a response to bonzi.lol's growth at the request of Seamus, and then raped to death by DDOSing.
*'''Uranohoshi.in''' (AKA ''New! BonziWORLD'') - A short-lived Windows 10 UI server. It had the most useless skins and colors to the point where they started including [[Mario]] characters and [[OC]]s of some [[UTTP]] [[sandnigger]]s with 10 subscribers. Assraped by BWR and turned into some [[animu]] school website. The domain is currently being used as one of the many OnuteWORLD/BonziWORLD FE mirrors.

=== The Death of bonziworld.com ===
Since 2017, BonziSHART was getting more spoiled and autistic every single day. In 2018, some poor misguided soul realized the potential in the fact that BW was horrendously programmed and had security vulnerabilities galore. Soon after, a [[skiddie]] revolution occurred and the chatrooms got flooded with spambots and poorly-coded [[JavaScript]] raid snippets; eventually pushing Joe into killing off the site, hoping it would kill the cancerous plague that infected it. Thousands of BonziTARDS started [[BAWWWWW]]ing and [[Dying alone|demanded the piss litter to return]], but it never did, fortunately. The same participants in this skid circlejerk then went on to make their own semen-iced ship-heap re-runs.

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== The Community ==
 
{{quote|the concept of BonziWORLD itself is not even bad, but the concept involves interaction with the users, and the BonziWORLD community is just fucking horrible and that's what makes it a deplorable website|The BonziWORLD community summed up in a sentence.}}

[[File:BonziWORLD WTFFFF.png|center]]

[[File:Bonzi_GoFag.png|300px|right|thumb]]

The BonziWORLD community is a very terrifying, disgusting, and retarded [[fandom]] that surrounds this sorry excuse for a chatting client. It consists mostly of perverted [[children|11-year-old kiddies]] who get boners from [[Roblox]] Inflation MS-Paint pictures they find on [[DeviantART]] and [[script kiddies]] who [[rape|inject]] shitty [[JavaScript]] exploits that [[LOLWUT|do nothing but change the background]] and sometimes blast out [[earrape]], which can all be removed by refreshing the page. Many [[faggots]] also use the site for [[online dating]] and [[buttsex]] [[roleplay]]s or take everything said on it seriously (because BonziBUDDY chat sites are [[serious business]]).

With such an aspie fanbase, it should be completely expected for the BonziWORLD's userbase to be filled to the brim with [[latino]]s, [[niggers]], other 3rd world monkeys, and [[jews]]. That is because BonziWORLD is simple enough for an average [[turk|roach]] to understand, but also because of the "Logo Editing Community" influence, which by itself is full of spics. Your average Pablo of BonziWORLD will very likely be a Logotard, GoFag or a toddler bouncing on his keyboard spamming gibberish and grounded threats. Most modern users of BW talk in gibberish and act like they have unironic [[Down's Syndrome]], making trolling of them quite innutricious. The only lulz can be found surrounding the owners' lairs.

Many BonziTARDS post their retarded activities on YouTube, mostly '''BonziWORLD Reacts''', where the user says "BonziWORLD Reacts to (video)" and then plays the video, [[Unrealistic Expectations|thinking they'll reaction from other users in the room]] when they usually [[Lol|cancel the video instead]]. There are also "gameplay" videos of BonziWORLD which last 15 to 20 minutes. Yes, 20 minutes of colored monkeys talking, [[no|very interesting indeed.]]

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=== Trolling BonziWORLD fans ===
BonziWORLD is a giant shitpot filled with GoFags, Objectfags, Skiddies and alike, so you could visit [[Skid|a]] [[Vyond|few]] [[Battle For Dream Island|pages]] and their "Trolling" sections, as most of those will also work on Bonzifags. Here are the fun ways you can get them to rage.

*Insult. That's literally it. '''Any''' insult.
*Tell them that [[Truth|BonziWORLD sucks]].
*Call them a "kiddie".
*If the BonziFAG in question is a Seamus white knight, disrepect Seamus and/or show any positive feelings toward bonziworld.org.
*Vice versa, if the BonziFAG in question is a Fune white knight, disrepect Fune and/or show any positive feelings toward bonziworld.co. Either way the outcome is similar.
*Make fun of anything they like.
*Call them a BonziTARD/Bonzifag/Bonzicunt/whatever.
*Bring up the fact that [[fact|replacing strings and images on a shitty JavaScript "Virus" template is not hacking]].
*If they threaten to hack you, tell them they're too autistic to understand anything that's not JS, so they aren't and never will be able to hack even a retard.
*Try to trick them if they don't understand Javascript, HTML, Ruby or any other programming language. Especially if they build their own BonziWORLD server in a dumb way, which can be exploited in many ways.
*If you wanna completely shatter their epic haxor delusions, you could hack their accounts yourself, and watch as they cry.
*If they try pulling off their "BonziWORLD Hate" or some other fake [[ITG]] bullshit, show them the videos of their BW obsession from just a year ago or less. But make sure you archive it first, in case the [[aspie]] 9-year-old attempts to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]], which happens all the time.
*Tell them that Jojudge, BagelChip or any BonziWORLD server owner did the right thing by shutting their servers down.
*Tell them literally that ANY shit-covered clusterfuck of a BonziWORLD server is better off being down forever.
*Praise the currently most hated BW micro-celebrity.
*Post any form of porn or gore. While <s>a quarter</s> half of Bonzisharts will likely just jack off to it, the rest will chimp out and call you a [[pedophile]], a rapist or accuse you of being the current porn-posting boogeyman (because posting anything remotely sexual is considered [[rape]] in this [[lie|very mature]] community).
*Remind them that "muting" won't do shit [[fail|since you can just rejoin using the refresh button]].
*Remind them that the BonziWORLD server they are using often will get raped in the ass and get shut down forever due to [[gnomes|kiddies]].

== Notable BonziWORLDers ==

{{nobodies}}

Because everyone at BonziWORLD is a full-on autist (all with their own lulzworthy doings), it would be astronomically difficult to list them all. So here are some "Notable" ones.

=== Diogo Mendes ===
{{main|Diogo Mendes}}
[[File:Diogo creepy.png|thumb|right|200px|This [[fugly|beautiful]] [[cuck|individual]] is the patient zero of [[The cancer that is killing b|the AIDS that killed BonziWORLD]]]]

Diogo ('''[[Powerword]]:''' ''Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes'', known under the nickname "'''Doggis'''") is a severely [[autistic]] {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[portugal|Portuguese Tardoid]] who might be the closest thing you'll get to the BonziWORLD's [[CWC]]; and who has online dated people on the website. He started out as an objectfag on [[YouTube]] who got popular from his poorly-made logo edits, [[lolwut|reaching 400,000 subscribers]] before he got haxed.

Diogo made the site popular among toxic logo kids back in its early days when it was only used by [[Vinesauce|Vargskelethor]] fanboys. As such, he is very popular to this day. Ever since [[2017]], the [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|fetid children]] of this site [[religion|worship]]ped this [[faggot]] and sucked his cock every minute they got. Eventually, the entire chat client became a shitfest [[assburgers]] playground full of [[underage]] GoFags. In 2020, Diogo's scary and certainly spergy wrongdoings caused the lightswitch to flip over, with every BW child suddenly hating his guts. Nowadays almost everyone hates Diogo, and a lot of logofags and [[13-year-old boys]] use his rage videos as [[forced meme]] material and give Diogo group chat invitations to torment him.

Other than that, he did shitty [[webcam]] videos where he [[rage]]d over some minor [[bullshit]] like dislikes or being called a [[nickname|name]]. He also made retarded reaction videos to whatever garbage his cocksuckers sent to him. Here are some (reuploads) of his tard rage videos, just to show how pathetic he really is:

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Nowadays he sucks Seamus' [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Small Irish Cock]] and uses BonziWORLD Revived; though occasionally he defects to Fune's side and vice-versa.

=== Seamus Cremeens/ItzCrazyScout ===
{{quote|i never doxxed my self online retard|Seamus|after hosting his BWR server via his home IP address and failing to censor his personal info|color=darkgreen}}

[[File:Cremeens.png|thumb|256px|Seamus]]

The [[autistic]] Irish loser behind BonziWORLD Revived/Community Edition who [[Bipolar disorder|changes his mind every 2 nanoseconds]] on hosting his magnum opus. Other than playing [[TF2]], [[Garry's Mod]] and bitching about the BonziWORLD community, Seamus dedicates his free time (which he has too much of) writing '''{{archive|DkdWY|sob stories}}''' on [[Twatter]] about "edgy users" or being e-molested by some spic called Losky about {{age|2018|11|1}} years ago after getting banned from Losky's Discord server or some shit.

Despite his multiple claims that he will "shut down BWR for good", he [[lazy|somehow magically never feels like doing so]]; and even when he does take it down, he brings it back up in about a week. His servers are bloated with a billion colors and skins of his buddies' MS Paint Object Show Mario OCs and [[shit nobody cares about]]. Fun fact, his solution to DevTools (Inspect Element, Console & Friends) being used for floodscripts was checking the horizontal resolution of the window, [[Fail|which made BonziWORLD unusable on mobile]].

He also likes to occasionally [[whiteknight]] the kiddies that inject the site with autism, claiming they're innocent and the internet is [[serious business]] and that [[trolling]] {{wayback|https://twitter.com/bwremastered/status/1401209675236974597|20210605161631|title=makes "teh situation"™ worse}}, even if done [[for the lulz]].

On June 9th, 2022, Seamus received minor criticism about how his code sucked ass and everything was running slow. This made him go apeshit. He declared he would "take a break from the BonziWORLD community", and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted all of his GitHub repositories]].

On October 15th, 2022, Seamus's future domains ''bonziworld.net'' and ''bonziworldrevived.com'' were stolen by "TMAFE cucks". Seamus BAWWWWWed about it and shit. Another Nothingburger, but at least now there are fewer BW domains for the zoomer leprechaun to infect with AIDS.

{{quote|i am very glad i muted this server|Seamus' solution to everything|color=darkgreen}}

{{quote| Looks like the tmafe cucks are after us again. We are extending the lifetime period of bonziworldrevived.tk to 1 year because one of our new domains got hijacked.|Seamus being butthurt over having no domain to host more shitty bootleg Chinese sweatshop clusterfucks on.|color=darkgreen}}

==== Seamusfall or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Chimped Out Into Obscurity ====
[[File:Seamus goes to jail.png|thumb|left|The whole thing in a nutshell.]]
[[File:Seamus son.png|thumb|160px|A special comic for Seamus to think over his life choices]]
On some wonderful blooming day in November of 2022, some previously unpopular individual simply known as Fune, ran a small server called Bonzi.ga. Fune [[Forever Alone|wanted some activity on the website]], so he chose to bite off some of BWR's userbase. This is the part of the story when Seamus, [[over 9000|once again]], shows his autism at its peak.

As Bonzi.ga started growing, so did Seamus's virgin rage. Seamus would do anything to stop it ([[lol|other than not give it attention]]), like...
# making a butthurt tweet about "edgy BW users"
# calling Fune an "evil edgy nazi"
# advertising his website on Bonzi.ga
# making shitty promotion campaigns
# injecting shitty spambots/floodbots that don't work
# making a <s>'''{{fandomlink|bwr|Bonzi.ga|TL;DR article on his hugbox wiki}}'''</s> ('''BALEETED''') saying that [[Bullshit|the site has an IP grabber]].

Eventually, Bonzi.ga took off like a rocket. The reason for that was simple: it was a semi-anarchy server where almost everyone could roam freely; this was a win/win for the underage retard children obsessed with the site and the trolls milking them. Plus it had lulzy skins, jokes and facts that Seamus made sure to BAWWWWWW indefinitely about for being "le rayciss and anti-sematic and homophobik". Bonzi.ga was such a success that many die-hard BWR fans jumped ship, [[fail|driving BWR into a single-digit user count]]. By then it was clear that the [[Irish]] [[midget]] failed to accomplish anything other than [[emo|isolate himself from the community]] even further than ever before. This of course did '''not''' stop him and eventually, he was doxxed with his dox put into a subpage of Bonzi.ga for all to see. Not even THAT put an end to Seamus. He is still around writing paragraphs about bullshit on his hugbox of a wiki and having orgies with his boyfriends on Discord.

On December 31st, 2022, he baleeted the Bonzi.ga article after even his boyfriends became tired of his bullshit.

On January 4th, 2023, Seamus — in need of more little kiddies to suck off — has decided on the [[Final Solution]] for Bonzi.ga for being such evil nazis stealing his userbase and went on a [[Redundant|Rage-fuelled Retard Report-en-masse Roid Raping Rampage]] and get Bonzi.ga's previous host, Freenom, to assrape them off the platform, with Seamus immediately declaring a win for himself. Not even an hour later, bonzi.ga came back with a stronger and more secure domain '''bonzi.[[lol]]''', and started to slowly regain its userbase. In the end, Seamus got his own domains raped barely a day after because of how unpopular and empty his shitty sites were.

One day Seamus decided he was tired of being Fune'n'company's personal lolcow, so in one last attempt to show the community how evil they are, he created a hideous Google Doc that has been lost to time, complete with SHOCKING images such as [[shit nobody cares about|racism, transphobia]] and worst of all: spreading proof of his hypocrisy. Later a counter-document was made and the Irish goblin's gnomes had their doxxes and groomings plastered on it. In the end, Seamus' doc did nothing but generate lulz for the rest of the community to feed on.

On September of 2023, Seamus chimped out and <s>killed BWR/BWCE for the 100th time</s> (except no, you could still use it if you had the BWR Chrome extension; however the server was a fucking ghost town). However, like always, his bipolar or whatever mental condition(s) he has kicked in and he brought BWR back sometime before October 20, 2023.

On November 6, 2023, <s>Seamus gave away ownership of BWR to an undisclosed individual. Maybe this will be the beginning of BWR's redemption arc; but there's also the possibility that they will give ownership of BWR back to Seamus within 2 weeks or that Seamus will make yet another revival of BWR. Either way, only the future knows what's ahead.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|NVM IT WAS ACTUALLY SEAMUS HIDING BEHIND A LARP]]. Yet another reason to never trust the Irish manchild.

On December 2023, Fune called Seamus' mom after finding her number, and the two had a long chat wherein Fune explained all of Seamus' online autism, like grooming, possessing child pornography, and starting little piss fights online with anyone who stepped in his way. Some time after this call she forced her son to shut down BWR and temporarily retire from the internet. Since it's been three months and BWR still hasn't come back, it's fair to assume it's never coming back.

The end result of all this? Seamus ensured bonziworld.org would forever be the lead BonziWORLD server. [[paradox|Or will it?]]

[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-0yaq8qKOXY_-6W9XPNdDctW58dx0XDN-JT3Phlzk00/edit?tab=t.0 In October 2024, Seamus was exposed for EPIing minors and overall being a manipulative tranny GEEEEEEEEEEG.]
{{quote|This wiki is created by Seamus. While he may not be active in the community, he will keep this wiki up to date with actual information and facts, while also protecting it against vandalism.|Seamus doesn't want others to be contributing to HIS wiki ([[butthurt|we know his content is factual when it's protected]]).|color=darkgreen}}

=== Onute Saulute ===
{{archenemy|SgtPepperArc360}}
[[File:jabbascript.png|thumb|right|260px|With the power of [[JavaScript|JabbaScript]], he will fuck your shit up.]]
[[File:Onute Btube.jpeg|thumb|left|140px|Daniel, the mastermind of graphic design.]]
 
Onute Saulute ([[Powerword]]: '''Danielius Paulavičius'''; also known as Jabba Saulute, "Jabba", IUS, SgtDanielArc360 and other names) is a [[fat]] [[Lithuania]]n potato muncher, a GoFag, and a massive skid with terrible grammar. He is the very proud owner of OnuteWORLD, which is BonziWORLD if [[Chris-chan]] got his hands on the site; being slow as fuck and bloated with malware and IP loggers. He spends his time writing [[TL;DR|extremely lengthy]] grounded threats, collecting old phones, and jacking off to some shit called "Samsung Fun Club". Onute also has a hate boner for some other fucktard called [[David Egan]] and wastes his life arguing with him and literally everyone else in the community due to his horrible reputation. And to add insult to injury, his severe case of mental retardation got him to [[Fail|dox himself]].

He also runs an illegal clone of [[GoAnimate]] called ''Wrapper Offline Gold'', which is also a clone of ''Wrapper Offline'', which in itself was developed by the legendary lolcow [[Keegan Salisbury]]. Wrapper Offline is where all the fucktarded children went after GoFagimate removed their themes until even they realized that site was some [[Chinese]] sweatshop type shit, causing them to make a billion videos warning people about the website.

Mr. Onute is famous for his horrendous Engrish and walls that would make Pink Floyd jealous, as seen below: 
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|i'll infect your phone with malware so you can't boot the android os not fucking phone|[[Then who was phone?|THEN WHO WAS PHONE?]]
|you are grounded! go to your room immediately and you fucking bitchass so I don't need it to my life please shut up you fucking bald nigger I don't want to hear your accountant and get a job if you use of year 18, so get dunked on nerd assholes, I have a semi confident to get a misuse complaint to kill with coronavirus and die in your country so you don't wanna to hate me instead, go ahead and what happens if you hatred and pussy out of me to hate me, get sick on covid-19 nigga, GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN DUMBASS, HYPOCRITCIZE ALL YOU WANT OR NOT. SHITASS IS YOUR FRIEND, GET A LIFE NERDIES, BOOBIES, YOU FANS ARE UTTP COMMUNITIES ASSES, INSTALL PROTEGENT OR ELSE DIE IN A LITERAL WORLD ON YOUR SPACE|[[wtf|???]]
|engrish is for japans you pedo|But it's for Lithuanias too!
|What location that you hate BonziWORLD, did you send into other states on USA? Pulling states is illegal, so irrelevant. You want to be worstest person on BonziWORLD. Kiss your mom was a gay when FBI is coming to raid your house, you're perole, right? Alright, well your siblings are fuckin gay, they don't want you to hate BonziWORLD, so get the pathetic life loser. Buy some drugs, then get sick for drugs, and go to hospital you dumb. Go to heaven while you have ever died. Or I will fight like a karate then I will kick your organs, stomach and brains off.|
|BESIDES, YOU ARE UNEARTHED, AND YOUR APOLOGY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. YOU BROKE BONZIWORLD COMMUNITY, NOW APOLOGIZE! THIS IS NEVER DIES! ONUTEWORLD WILL NEVER DIE|[[Who]] broke bonziworld community?
|Everything. I finished. You guys are hooligans, pedos, monsters, dragons and hippos. I was allowed to see what happened on the server today? Those people who accept and receive a new hotel and hunt for that IP address if the hotel has a new IP address. Do I need to leave again? See, Seamusmario is no longer hypocritical, nor is Seamusmario striving to be a better person. Seamusmario has a new channel because I revealed its IP address, and now Seamusmario will not broadcast live unless personalization is enabled. What a penis you guys constantly know and barricade for no reason. I hope your parents will annoy you and make you angry. Because we no longer use BonziWORLD. Because it’s very stupid. GoAnimate people who don't like the associated Bonkeyword because it can grab an IP address. I want to get those gofag IP addresses later. I want to make people run away as usual. And the last thing. If I close all of BonziWORLD, you will still call me jabba, a? If I delete an incompatible account? To me, it’s still called the word jabba, and you know you immediately came up with what word? You despise a little. Look at what I said, David Egan shows the index point that if Miguel de Oliveria Valentine will be discontinued? Miguel must be on a good list, David Egan - naughty for life. What if I delete my Google Account and change my trademark if I still call it jabba with disagreements? You knew everything. I don’t care if my IP address was made public, who cares that it just stays there and does nothing! Now I hate Sexy Wubbox because Diogo Mendes, who bombed the chat site port, doesn’t allow my internet to die at speed and speed. Who cares, just call me jabba, how do you like it, right? We have your IP address because the ports have been registered. The first magazine, Thonkbot IP, was shown when monsters suddenly closed the tab while visiting the site. not bad means the ip address was shown as new. vyond likes to block and offend the firewall. and the omle as well. i’ll play gba and leave again because you all hooligans dancing like chimpanzees have to be locked up at the zoo! these blocked sites suffer like anger! it is suspicious that we are seamusmario's partners again, because he has improved and wants to act again when mature, if not ... bonzio a similar world in a world where i would not see activity. this work affects persons and ducks, and what are the main threats! these people close close, hard to say you offer either gtfo or ddos! these people must move frequently! just go and you’re all black. i don't have uiggu! if i see a word called jabba again? i will put a bead out of you, and you can deserve to be driven out! rant users are good, but you rely on 300 dillecillion eon! now go to your room and tell your parents what you just did before! go now! the foxfan computer for managing and setting up system32 will be permanently deleted!| And '''this''' one is not even the longest message he shat out. Are you impressed?
|I was exposing the face for good, David Egan is nothing good for more, but I was trying to make fun of him, because it would be very funny. Also, we still fun of David Egan, making more angrier! I watched for two times. The copyright strike is not a remove, it's a ignoration of remove. But the best way, that is. It says that the description is really bad for me. I like calling out a hooligan word for it. Because I like to fun of David Egan. Also you know, the mutual organization was started proving why the user is not miguel, it's different but not PBYT. David Egan doesn't have a Discord Account. Because they don't like Discord. Besides, why David Egan makes presumptuous videos out of me. Think for all, it's a crime which I insulted an crime to him. And second for all, you can't send me to FBI, I'm in Lithuania. But there's no FBI on Europe, USA does. David Egan only lives in USA, but me live in Europe. That have a difference of regions. He was against and strong to report it immediately for me. I created the account and we took it down to make bad messages out of David Egan, now I ranted for not giving a nitro. Then for comeback, I was really mad at these users, because they blocked me or banned me. I was really using VPN and getting unbanned or creating an alt for it. When my video's are removed, I used to create a new Google account called "Samsung SGH-J700" on Huawei Ascend Y550. We knew the fonts that is Eurostile and Verdana.|Him ranting on David Egan
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*[http://jabba.bonziworld.org/ Jabba's website]
*{{yt|@|2006th|Danielius Paulavičius (legacy)}} - YouTube channel.
*{{discord|u|thisuserdoesnotexist}}

=== Cosmic ===
{{spoiler|cosmic no longer makes shitty copy-paste """bots""" and <s>is now a somewhat bearable BonziWORLD server owner</s> just kidding he's still a faggot}}

[[File:Cockmick.jpg|thumb|256px|From his hydraulic-press-like headphones to his underdeveloped snort-nose, Kelvin is MADE for wimminz!!!1]]
[[File:omfgaaaa.png|thumb|send face plz omfg aaaa]]
Cosmic ('''[[Powerword]]:''' ''Kelvin Frederick Walker'', also known as Cosmic Xploitz, CosmicStar98 or Cockmick) might be the second biggest skid after Onute. This schizo basically thinks he's the master of JS and a "professional" bot maker [[lulz|even though he has no idea how to multiply 2 variables together.]] Just like other skids, he browses Stackoverflow and pre-made code that he stitches together to make horrible abominations. He can be easily destroyed with facts and [[epic]] delusion shatterers. As shown here:

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'''UPDATE:''' <s>As of June 2022, he has actually improved and stopped spamming links to his shitty floodscript bots. He is now the owner of a slightly decent BW server. He has also exposed Seamus as a [[YandereDev|retard who can't code]]. [[lulz|Seamus chimped out and temporarily quit the community]].</s> NEVERMIND! Cosmic tried to groom a 13-year-old girl named Amelia (who is also Fune's ex) and ended up getting himself doxxed, causing rage, lulz, threats, and the founding of a group called "AWFOB" (Anti Warsaw Federation of BonziWORLD). He ended up becoming Seamus' sex toy.

{{pastebin|u/oisjijciujsdifu|His godawful Pastebin}} '''{{archive|s34fD|}}'''. WARNING: Full of aids.

=== Other Nobodies ===

Here's everyone else:
*'''Fune''' - The lulzy Polish toiletscrubber/founder/owner of bonziworld.org who doxxed Mr(s). Seamus for chimping out. He uncovered the truth about Seamus's [[Dead|absent]] [[troon|"""sister"""]], logged his IP address and is slightly funnier than Seamus. He has a bunch of underage fanatics who will call you an alt of Seamus or some current-thing boogeyman if you try milking him, similar to Seamus having gnomes call others Fune alts. Also rumored to have fingered himself and admittedly jerked off to vore. ''Also'' also has a [[batshit insane]] ex-girlfriend who [[assburgers|records herself eating raw eggs]] and occasionally [[docs|leaks Fune's info]] now and then for no reason other than [[for the lulz]]. She makes him very butthurt, with him constantly banning her and trying to get her sent back to the schizoshack. Fune also allegedly posesses [[CP|CSAM]] btw, if that matters.
*'''[[User:InspectElement|Ziggymoncher]]''' - Previously Fune's yes-man and co-owner of anything bonziworld.org related, who was the only one documenting the BonziWORLD autism. Still occasionally edits the ED article to keep it up to date on the drama. Left BonziWORLD for 2 months in October 2023 before returning in December 2023.
*{{yt|c|UCCfGA7Tm_UlF-2jc_c1-ozg|SonicFan08}} - Fatass logotard who kickstarted this whole "BonziWORLD Reacts" trend in 2017 and makes low-quality unfunny MSAgent skits. He chip chops MsAgent videos to this day.
*'''SrKevonz/trumpboi/Eternity''' - [[Croatia]]n version of Tyler London in that he's a tryhard. Constantly bitches about his face being reposted and grooms little speds on [[Roblox]].
*'''e.''' - A one-digit-number year-old bonziworld.org microcelebrity, different from the other sand monkeys in that he still makes the community piss itself to this day. Major attention whore who, despite all his efforts, is still irrelevant and always will be. Nowadays keeps "trolling" himself on an alt named "Choccy milk" because he's THAT irrelevant and thirty for attention.
*'''Erik''' - Previously the owner of server.erik.red and barely active or relevant in the community. Now he pumps out porn-spamming scripts for all the kewl kidz/trolls who hate BonziWORLD and is blamed by everyone when anything in the server goes wrong just like a [[kike]] would be.
The funny thing is that much of the spoiled remains of this community pretend(s/ed) to hate BonziWORLD because it's liek so kewl [[edgy]] and because they seek acceptance. A lot of these rejects also tend to overuse the word "kiddie" on other fellow 7-year-olds because everyone there suffers from god levels of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] and they think they are better than anyone else and that [[dumbass|calling someone a kiddie (while technically being one themselves) instantly inserts them in that position]]. A lot of these misfits attack any current BW server like some eternal contrarian snakes.

=== Forgotten Faggots ===
*'''clip888''' - One of the only decent and mature BonziWORLD users. It should be clear as day why he left the site.
*'''SHIT FUCK''' - Another somewhat bearable BonziWORLD user. Discovered a lot of things on the website such as the {NAME} and {COLOR} magic words.
*'''[[GoAnimate]]''' - Some random annoying faggot.
*'''Rodrigo Gamer''' - A 9-year-old [[Brazilian]] thing that made 6 million [[jews|alts]] to hide and usually abandoned his older alts. His alts were easy to identify as they always were named "BonziBUDDY" or some other autistic shit.
*'''FAGOTS''' - Seamus' sockpuppet that he uses to send inflation porn to people, which is funny since Seamus bitches about "inflation fetishists" all day despite being found to have a Deviantart account whos favorites list is full of Touhou Project inflation porn.
*'''"Dioga"''' - Used to be an [[imaginary]] girlfriend for Diogo. Nowadays, the name "Dioga" is associated with Diogo due to his failed [[Chris-Chan|tranny]] status.
*{{yt|c|UC6ojwtOJrby7jtoD7ryHM2g|ItsAMeTylerLondon}} AKA Tyler London - A {{age|2007|12|15}}-year old [[niglet]] from [[New York]] who was a skid, logofag, GoFag and objectfag. Thought he was an amazing and scary hacker by asking people for passwords or just waiting until some minor alt of someone dropped its account information. He also constantly made Alts to annoy people with. Overall just a very annoying groid who deserved a visit from [[Moon Man]]. And likely got it too since he hasn't uploaded since September 2022. Either that or AIDS, whatever.
*'''Geri/Bowgart/Pom Pom/Whitty/whatever''' - [[Hungary|Hungarian]] 14-year-old child who did [[sex]] [[roleplay]]s with Diogo when he was 12 until they broke up. Has an identity crisis and claims he's [[Not Gay|not "Geri"]].
*'''ArdaKirac''' - Some 13-year-old [[Turk]]roach who cums to BFB, "[[Barney and Friends|Barney]] Errors" and logo edits. Used to [[LARP]] as a BFB-n-BonziWORLD hating [[Internet Tough Guy]] to fit in with the cool kidz, but stopped because no one took him seriously. He now wastes his time spamming grounded threats and drooling over Bonziworld, undoing months worth of his ITG LARP. He also acts very sexually just like Diogo, whom Arda supposedly hates.
*'''Dresmor2nd''' - Another skid and sped who sucks off Seamus and hates bonziworld.org; spamming it with awful non-functional "exploits".
*'''"Charles Stansell"''' - A fake character alt created by Tyler and managed by people like Diogo. Spams PornHub links and porn ads, showing how even such a simple dead meme chatting site can cause [[AIDS]] in someone's brain. Some say Charles is a real person and that Tyler impersonates him.
*'''[[User:Daniel Strikez|Daniel Strikez]]''' - One of the few remaining die-hard Seamus fans. Used to spend his time crying about shit nobody cares about in Fune's Pisscord server. Also kept trying to turn this article into an advertisement for BWR only for his edits to be reverted by Ziggymoncher minutes later; until he was finally [[b&]] from ED.

=== Bonzifag Gallery ===
 
{{Collapsegallery|Galleria de BonziWORLD Autismo|cgl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:tylerlondonhaxorsheiiit.png|What Tyler does every day. Because [[No|people will totally believe you hate BW while you're jerking off to petty BW pastebin snippets]]
File:Ardakirac.jpg|How [[Goblinkike|Arda]] [[fugly|actually looks like]].
File:TylerCrynsheeit.gif|Tyler after being told his account will get hacked. Truly a manly nigguh!
File:jabbing.png|Onute dedicating his time to Samsung Fun Club worship.
File:SrKevonz.png|SrKevonz
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Ardasexualshit.png|Typical Arda message.
File:OnuteFood.jpg|People call him "Jabba Saulute" for a reason.
File:charles stansell breaks.png|The so-called "Charles Stansell" breaks.
File:Bonziworldrevivedtkclosedmessage.png|Onute's explanation of why BonziVERSE got shut down.
File:Danieliuscoolface.PNG
</gallery>}}
 
== The May 12th event ==

'''May 12, 2021''' was a "special" day, promoted as the end of BonziWORLD servers. This was first mentioned in April 2021 when some random [[autistic]] [[anonymous]] hackuh wannabe called "Negatiiv" started, in a similar fashion to annoying Discord chainmail messages like "Don't add this user!" or Pridefall, spreading shit about him and his scary [[hacker]] buddies planning to [[Unrealistic Expectations|take down BonziWORLD]] on May 12th. He got Bonzifags to [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|spread his message]], and they did, like the mindless shit puppets they were. Eventually, the whole community knew about this event, BAWWWWWIng about the end of an abomination that [[truth|should've died long ago]].

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The funny thing is that the user in the screenshot of the video is fake and the user is not even Seamus. Just more proof it was all staged shit made as an attention grab.

=== What happened to BonziWORLD on May 12th ===
 
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Nothing happened, obviously. Even if it were to happen, Tyler London was supposed to take part in it, meaning it would've been some ineffective JS injection spam anyway.

The May 12th bullshit inspired other disabled pissbabies to create and plan their own BonziWORLD rape days. All of them were some inconsistent or stolen dates with generic threats such as "We will DDoS the site!!!!!" or "The website will shut down and get hacked n [[Sheeeit Nigger|sheeeeeeit]]!!!!!". Just like the original rendition, NONE of them significantly damaged the site(s). While it can be lulzy at times, it's still always some [[attention whore]]lets seeking to create some impact or influence, hoping to get recorded as the magical BW heroes. Unfortunately for these people, [[fact|it's more likely they'll get recorded as whiny obnoxious spics that drink their own urine and jack off to shota hentai]].

== Gallery ==
 
{{Collapsegallery|BonziWORLD fuckery|cgl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:bonziworld autism1.png|How a [[typical]] BonziWORLD user behaves.
File:BonziWORLD exe.jpg|You will [[shit bricks]].
File:BonziWORLD scratch.png|BonziWORLD: even [[Scratch]]fags [https://scratch.mit.edu/search/projects?q=bonziworld love it]!
File:BonziWORLD com domain.png|The original BonziWORLD, rotting in hell.
File:bonziworld edgy.png|Some edgy 9-year-old finds BonziWORLD.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Bonziflood.jpg|The BonziWORLD chatroom at all times.
File:BWcuck.jpg|Just regular BonziWORLD behavior, nothing to see here.
File:BWshittymeme.jpg|Some Bonzitardoid's [[unfunny|attempt at humor]].
File:Diogobonziworld.PNG|
File:BONZIWORLDREVIVEDNSFW.png|
File:Bonziworldrevivedtkhacked.png| A well-coded website.
File:Bonziworlddiogokindness.png| Diogo <s>being kind and apologizing</s> pretending to apologize.
File:Anonbonzifagthegofag.png| Due to autism (or some other genetic defect), the cumguzzlers on the site can be triggered easily.
File:Sketch-1693758658493.png| Electric boogaloo.
</gallery>
}}
 
== Videos ==
A good way to visualize how godawful this "website" can be. Hope you're prepared for sheer, ultimate, unfiltered mass-autism.

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== See Also ==
[[File:Bonzibung.jpg|thumb|BonziWORLD users are known to be unbearably annoying.]]

*[[Autism]] - The most important requirement when using BonziWORLD.
*[[Battle For Dream Island]] - What MOST of the BonziWORLD Community jacks off to.
*[[Bonzi Buddy]] - The main protagonist of this well-known echoshit.
*[[Chris-chan]] - Bonzicucks' idol.
*[[Diogo Mendes]] - A well-known BonziWORLD user and the main antagonist of this apesite.
*[[Friday Night Funkin']] - Another type of fap material for Bonzifags, INCLUDING the characters from the "Dave & Bambi" mod.
*[[Hackers]] - What BonziWORLD skids claim to be ([[fact|and never will be]]).
*[[JavaScript]] - The programming language BonziWORLD skids claim to be "experts" at.
*[[Logo Kids]] - You'll find plenty of those on there.
*[[MarioMario456]] - An ED ex-sysop who inhabited this community under the pseudonym "[[trying too hard|SeamusIsANigger]]" and was a sysop on its wiki as well; fled BW after his true identity was discovered on [[Kiwifarms]].
*[[Roblox]] - Powering kiddosharts on the site.
*[[Script kiddie]] - I replaced the background on BonziWORLD with pr0n!!! so l33t!!!!1
*[[Vinesauce]] Fans? - [[X? in my Y?|in my BonziWORLD?]] No lol.
*[[Vyond]] - This community's source of entertainment.

== External Links ==

=== BonziWORLD Server Links ===
*[https://bonziworld.org/ bonziworld.org] - The only active server.
**[http://wiki.bonziworld.org/index.php/Main_Page They even have their own wiki]. Most articles are on the boogeyman of the week and read like they were written by 4-year-old Punjablets, which they probably were. Constantly raided and vandalized to death. Once hailed as "BonziWORLD's ED" but that was during the first 2 weeks when people above the age of 12 were still writing articles there.

*[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:81/ OnuteWORLD] - Jabba's cancerous server. '''Do not go to this server without a proxy, VPN or Tor, as Jabba publicly logs the IP of anyone who visits it!'''
**[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:2095/ HyperWORLD FE] - The above but more cancerous. '''Once again, don't go to this server without a proxy/VPN/Tor.'''

=== Other ===
*[https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bonziworld Seeking instant death (from AIDS)? Look no further!]
*[https://github.com/heyjoeway/BonziWORLD The BonziWORLD repository on Github]

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Template talk:Editor

2025-03-28T14:01:45Z

Globe-kun:

== Hey! ==
This template is messed up, the link searches users starting w/ Editor instead of listing people with EDitor perms. 
I tried to change the link to https://edramatica.com/Special:ListUsers?username=&group=editor&wpsubmit=&wpFormIdentifier=mw-listusers-form&limit=500 to bypass that but it didn't work and showed a redlink. Is there some sort of formatting I can use to have it search for people with the perms? [[User:Globe-kun|Globe-kun]] ([[User talk:Globe-kun|talk]]) 14:01, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

Template talk:Editor

2025-03-28T14:00:23Z

Globe-kun: Created page with "== Hey! == This template is messed up, it searches users starting w/ Editor instead of listing people with EDitor perms. I tried to change the link to https://edramatica.com/Special:ListUsers?username=&group=editor&wpsubmit=&wpFormIdentifier=mw-listusers-form to bypass that but it didn't work. Is there some sort of formatting I can use to have it search for people with the perms? ~~~~"

== Hey! ==
This template is messed up, it searches users starting w/ Editor instead of listing people with EDitor perms. 
I tried to change the link to https://edramatica.com/Special:ListUsers?username=&group=editor&wpsubmit=&wpFormIdentifier=mw-listusers-form to bypass that but it didn't work. Is there some sort of formatting I can use to have it search for people with the perms? [[User:Globe-kun|Globe-kun]] ([[User talk:Globe-kun|talk]]) 14:00, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

Vandal/How-to

2025-03-17T20:47:54Z

Globe-kun:

{{subpage|Vandal}}
Do you enjoy vandalizing Wikipedia or Fandom as much as the next [[EDiot]]? Are you looking to further your vandalism to be more disruptive and cause more anger among the developmentally-impaired admins? In that case this page is probably for you. Categorized here are the tricks that the majority of [[:Category:Wikipedia Vandalism|successful vandals]] have used for years to disrupt Wikipedia and annihilate Fandom and related smaller sites.

==General purpose tips for Tor using vandals==
If you like using Tor to vandalize, here's a handy tip to vandalize with Tor if the wiki you want to fuck over has blocked certain IPs: keep cycling IP addresses.

Wiki software can block IP addresses, but only the ones they are configured to block. If you try to set up a vandal account or edit and you see an IP block, simply click the "Use a new identity" button on the Tor control panel and refresh the page until you find an address that is not blocked (you should be able to edit or set up an account if so). Alternatively you can hit Ctrl + Shift + L to reroute Tor traffic which refreshes your page automatically, doesn't close window and lets you cycle through exit nodes faster.

Also, don't be scared of Torblock (on MediaWiki) or wiki owners who say they are using a public blocklist on Tor exit nodes. Exit nodes change constantly, and most wiki admins are stupid enough to upload a public blacklist of Tor exit nodes and not check to see if it updated from time to time, so they can only block a selected portion of exit node addresses.

It is possible they have blocked almost all known exit nodes on sites like [[Wikipedia]], where the anti-lulzy faggots are smart enough to constantly block proxies and Tor nodes around the clock, but most smaller, non-Wikimedia wikis shouldn't be as difficult to [[Vandal|fuck with.]]
:If you want to anonymously vandalize Wikipedia, use [http://ipfuck.paulds.fr/ IPfuck]. This will give Wikipedia or other Wikimedia wikis a totally BS IP address in place of your real one.

==CSS Vandalism==
Insert some code somewhere on the page that will screw up the formatting for the whole page. For example <nowiki><div style="display:none"></nowiki>.

On some wiki-like websites CSS editor can pop up as a separate window rendered on top of the page. In this case, the best approach would be to open Inspector (Ctrl + Shift + C), select window and choose "Copy unique selector" from context menu. Adding .selectorclasshere { display: none } will effectively disable CSS editing window for any retard who is unable to modify rules in browser's inspector.

While this trick is possible only on some wiki projects, it brings metric tons of excitement from staff and editors.

==Vandal Scripts==
See: [http://www.gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/www/Wikipedia the trollforge wiki directory].
===WikiaRape{{tm}}===
WikiaRape{{tm}} was originally the [[NCF|NCF's]] script that completely wrecked Fandom. It creates massive spam/vandalism from proxy lists, which means hundreds of edits pumped out in less than two minues. The [[GNAA]] later used it to its full potential, so the only solution was Fandom staff temporary locking down '''every wiki that was hit''' for '''six hours'''. They also shut off the API thinking that would solve the problem, which did not and only made life slightly difficult for the Autistic fanboys of Fandom. Best of all, Fandom has done nothing else to combat this script, thus it is still vulnerable to massive spam attacks.

==Direct Admin Attack==
[[File:Adminpagevandalism.PNG|thumb|right|This guy must get this a lot.]]
For some epic lulz on Wikipedia, follow these steps:
#Copy and paste the picture of man tits with the caption "Persian Poet Gal's Rack". [[Persian Poet Gal]] is, of course, the closet lesbian Wikipedia admin that spends all of her day reverting vandalism while raping herself with multiple cucumbers, which pickle on contact with her toxic vaj.
#Go to Wikipedia and paste it on as many articles as possible.
#You will get blocked, but if you do it enough, you get a ridiculously lulzy angry letter from the cucumberphile lezbo herself. Enjoy!

==Hide vandalism==
The best way to encourage vandalism to go around vandal hunting and when you spot vandalism, do a tiny, minor edit over the vandalism. This keeps it from being the top edit so it's harder for people to spot or remove. You also pretty much get away with this without being banned. Not only that, but the vandals get banned slower and often the vandalism never gets cleaned up.
** A variation of this technique can be used on wikis where minor edits often go unnoticed or unpatrolled, but major ones are patrolled frequently. For this, have open your web browser for one account, and Tor or some other proxy vandal account open on another for the same webpage. Edit three or four articles on the "real" account, putting a subtle vandal edit on one article, then doing benign, helpful edits on two or three others. Then, with the proxy account on the proxy browser, blank or severely vandalize the page you subtly vandalized with the other account. Most of the time, the severe vandal edit with the troll account will be reverted back to your more subtle vandalism, leaving the real vandalism up while deflecting suspicion the proxy and actual account are used by the same person.

==Gain Access to an Admin's Account==
History shows that people are stupid, especially wiki admins. It is most likely their password is something they are interested in or involved with (also likely that it has something to do with their wiki). Go to their profile, and make a word list of their interests, name/personal info, etc. A dictionary attack should provide you with their password.

==How to make Wikipedia vandalize itself==

Make an account and while it's new...

#For your first bunch of edits (20 or so) revert vandalism, but instead of "Reverted blah blah identified as vandalism" make the edit summary vague so it might be vandalism, or it might not--if you're unsure what to do, just use a single cuss word as the edit summary. Don't revert vandalism that's too obvious like blanking or replacing the whole article.
#For your second bunch of edits (20 or so), use the same type of edit summaries as the first bunch, but this time do vandalism. It's best to do sneaky vandalism, but if that's too hard then pasting [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&oldid=141543921 Mediawiki Goatse] never grows old.

Pros:

*Vandal fighters will revert your first batch of edits, thus reverting vandalism back in. Then when people will see that the last edit was an admin reverting vandalism, they will leave it alone.
*Your earlier vandal fighting will confuse people and so your vandalism in your second batch of edits will stay.
*Although probable, you are less likely to be banned.

Cons:

*Requires a lot of time, scheming, and overall effort.

Proof it works: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Tubetendsd This account] did a bit of vandalism and then reverted vandalism with blank edit summaries and then administrator Metros undid the vandalism reverts.

==Get a Wiki's Images Removed or Blocked==

Find a legitimate image on a wiki. Then use that image (and nothing else) to vandalize the wiki (i.e. copy and paste it everywhere). The admin will either ban or remove it entirely. Either way, you win.

==Page Flood==
Flood the wiki with at least 100 new articles. They don't even have to have any content, just start spamming articles with names such as "NIGGER" or "THIS WIKI SUCKS ASS". Users can't do anything until their beloved admins come to save the day, and removing all those articles is a time consuming process for them. There are several good bots written for this purpose, making your job easier. To do this on TV Tropes you will need to pick a namespace that isn't the Main namespace, because the admins have wised up to what Fast Eddie didn't notice and [[Anti-lulz|locked down all page creation from Main.]]

Note that this only works on Fandom, as Wikipedia has admins working always to assure nothing lulzy slips in.

==Blatant vandalism==

Most people don't know how to properly vandalize Wikipedia. They just go and randomly mention someone is gay and think they won. But they get reverted and the past revisions of the article get compressed together so they won't even have made any impact on the database and their vandalism is forgotten. Here's how to do a proper vandalism:

#Make a new account so they can't wikistalk your past vandalism.
#Copy the text here: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&oldid=141543921 [DEAD LINK] (or make your own shock image in table form)
#Paste it somewhere random people will see
#Change IP and repeat.

Pros:

*Requires very little effort.
*Encompasses a large portion of Wikipedia, i.e. more people will witness it.

Cons:

*Requires a dynamic IP address.
*Your edits will quickly be reverted.

==The Book Report==
It is a well known fact that lazy high school students enjoy using Wikipedia to put together book/whatever other reports at the last minute. Why not troll them as well? Make an account on Wikipedia and use it to make subtle (yet dramatic) changes every few days. You could change the plot of a lesser known book completely and it will go unnoticed for months.
* Works for [[TV Tropes]] as well -- the mistakes will stay even longer as the Troper community is semi-literate at best.
* If you insist on hitting TV Tropes with this sort of vandalism, check the edit history first. They are much less likely to notice this sort of vandalism if the page is pretty much a stub, hasn't been edited in months, and your edits look legit enough they wouldn't have a fucking clue it was bullshit unless they checked out whatever the page was about.

==The Page Bloater==

=== Google Books ===

Some pages use Google Books as citations, sometimes many times.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&limit=500&offset=0&target=http%3A%2F%2Fbooks.google.com%2Fbooks%3Fid%3D] Add lots of useless URL parameters to bloat the page:

* Useless crap: http://books.google.com/books?id=--FNAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA465&lpg=PA465&dq=battle+of+peitang&source=bl&ots=Wy2UV9mUeO&sig=XNh_00GwmKJopowd4-EqR4p_TV4&hl=en&sa=X&ei=_dmKUNSGAqPU0gHAnIG4Dw&ved=0CFUQ6AEwCQ#v=onepage&q=battle%20of%20peitang&f=false
* The only parts that are needed: http://books.google.com/?id=--FNAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA465&dq=battle+of+peitang

=== YouTube ===
Find links to sites such as YouTube where there's potential for a lot of useless crap in the URL. For example, look at this fucking thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8y7uwEe2qc&feature=PlayList&p=CB2E2418DDECE97B&playnext_from=PL

Now, whenever you see a plain old YouTube link, add all that useless crap on at the end. Things after the first video code don't even have to parse into a real video, so you can bloat the article a few characters more by adding more crap. Do this with every single YouTube link you see to add a couple more kilobytes to all their articles and cost them more money.

Pros:

* Unlikely to be detected since it still links to the proper video and not [[Rick Astley]]. They'd have to recognize it as useless bloat on the code level.

Cons:

* It takes a long time.
* Your damages to the site will total in the realm of pennies.
* It's a gigantic fucking waste of your time.

==Take Away Privileges From Users==

Start abusing tools on a wiki (such as creating new articles, moving articles, etc.). If you persistently continue to do so, the admins will take away this privilege from regular users.
* Does not work well with most parts of TV Tropes, since many functions can be disabled selectively on a user to user basis. Instead, abuse certain types of wiki markup. Alternatively, sock and proxy quite a bit and keep abusing the same features over and over again until they are locked down globally or otherwise restricted.

==Deep Infiltration Sock-puppet vandalizing==

Create a phony sock-puppet account every 7-14 days using proxies, and provide them with some kind of decent cover (e.g. minor edit for one article and info about self). After maybe 10+ puppets, wait a week and erase browser cookies, occasionally checking to see if there is a response. After the week, use a already pre-exposed proxy to log on for all your profiles and then begin pulling major bullshit. After all your puppets are banned, clear cookies and go back to the proxy sites you were previously using and create new puppets.

==Fun with "Old Media"==

This technique exploits Wikipedia's fetishism for citations and sources, whilst also exploiting most Wikipedos aversion to (and lack of access of) [[Old Media]], such as books. Admittedly, this vandalism technique will be easier for college students or academics with access to a decent research library.

# Select any not-too-watched topic, such as biographies of obscure Roman or early Medieval kings, popes, or nobles. Don't use anyone too famous, like Charlemagne, but someone lesser known, like "Aethelred of Mercia," or someone like this [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Martin_I Pope Martin I] that nobody gives a damn about anymore. Or pick your own target out of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_popes List of Popes] or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_monarchs_of_Wessex Monarchs of Wessex]. Of course, your target doesn't have to be a king or pope, or even a person, just any concept will do as long as it is sufficiently historical and obscure. The key here, if you haven't guessed it, is going to be a lack of internet sources.
# Once you select your target article to vandalize, go to the biggest library you can find and look up some old, relatively obscure books on the topic. (But not too old, as a lot of stuff written before the 1800's tends to be unreliable.) Select two or three that you feel are the most reputable about your topic. Then cross-reference the titles on the "internets" to verify that these books are 1) out of print, and (this is very important) 2) have ''not been scanned'' in "google books" or anything similar. Bonus points for finding an obscure primary source written by the subject himself. In short, you want legitimate, reputable historical books and sources that actually exist, but you want to make it impossible for your average Wikipedo to verify the contents of these sources on the internet.
# Now comes the fun part. Once you have selected a topic, found real life sources, and verified that the contents of said sources are not available on-line, then just dream up the craziest shit you can, insert it into the target article, and you guessed it, cite the real-life historical book as your source (using proper academic style of course), and pick a random page number of the book and use that for your citation. Be sure to make your hoax edit well-written and at least semi-plausible given the context of the article. (The reason that late Roman/early Medieval topics work so well for this technique is that so much "crazy batshit" actually went on during that era).

This method is just about foolproof, as everyone will be impressed that someone took the time to dig up some old historical books on a topic, and will not dare remove a cited entry. If a curious "do gooder" Wikipedo is suspicious of the seemingly far-fetched material and wishes to investigate further, he's shit out of luck, since the sources are not only unavailable on line, but really unavailable anywhere except for the best university and research libraries.

Pros:

*This sort of "vandalism" lasts for a long time, e.g., years.
*Since you'd be hitting serious, scholarly topics with ridiculous edits and anecdotes that will likely remain for years, you can have a good lulz about how "unreliable" Wikipedia is.

Cons:

*This method takes an above-average amount of legwork and investigation.
*This method requires access to a large research or university library.

==Replace Images==
[[File:Wikipediawelcome.PNG|right|thumb|The welcoming image replaced on Wikipedia, this stayed up for more than an hour.]]
Go to the file page for an image and click "upload new version of this file". Replace it with Tubgirl, Goatse, or anything lulzy. Just make sure it is the same file type as the original image. This works great for replacing logos/banners on Fandom, as well as images in highly visible templates on Wikipedia.

== Use their own anti-vandalization rules to vandalize them ==
Way, way more powerful a method of trolling and vandalism than most of the points on this list is to instead ''join'' the OCD cabal that is Wikipedia. LOL WUT?

It's really quite simple how this works: you are going to throw Wikipedia rules left and right to prevent anything from happening. Go into controversial articles and delete all mentions of controversy because of "NPOV." Declare anything that isn't a major newspaper as "not a reliable source" and delete absolutely everything that links to it. If users complain about this, find one of the hundreds of little rules they have broken and demand they be banned. Delete fucking everything that you possibly can in the name of creating a better encyclopedia.

The beautiful part of this is if you do a good enough job, you'll be made into an admin and can start abusing the powers that gives you. Lock every single goddamned page you possibly can. Ban every last user that so much as even typos a single word. Be that fucking bureaucrat you hate so much. There is no better trolling method than this.

And if the realization that you are now [[The Man]] ever makes you consider an heroic actions, just keep saying "I did it for the lulz" over and over until you feel better.

==Account Creation Vandalism==
#Create a new account with a name such as "AdminX touches children"
#Switch proxy
#Repeat

For extra lulz, get on IRC and watch the admins talk amongst themselves about the abusive user names directed at them.

==Sneaky vandalism==

#Hit "random article" until you find a small article nobody watches.
#Change something (e.g. a number) and make it look like you're correcting an inaccuracy. Claim in the edit summary that the website/source/references/etc says it's this and the article was wrong and do it in a pompous way of a regular wikipedo so they'll believe you.
#Continue again using a different IP if editing on IP or username if logged in so they can't revert your work all at once.

Also:

Make sure you're editing Wikipedia as an IP, not as a logged in user. Have an account ready to log into. Choose an obscure article, and vandalize it with something that is potentially libelous to the biography of a living person, and add a reference (which should really be a goatse link). Then quickly do another edit like adding "Yeah", save it, then log in to an account and revert the second edit, with an edit summary of "Reverting vandalism". The first edit with the really critical vandalism will remain intact, as admins will assume good faith on your part. Then Google, and Answers.com and a million other web domains will scrape the content and it'll stay on the page for months on end. [[Daniel Brandt]] suggested this, and it works! Massive lulz can be achieved from seeing this vandalism stay on these pages for this long.

Pros:

*Will take longer before your edits are reverted.
*Websites that scraped Wikipedia articles will expand your longer-lasting vandalism across the internets.

Cons:

*Requires a lot of time, patience, and persistence.

==Shotgun Blast==

#Create a user account, or simply use your existing IP address.
#Bombard random articles (preferably less-known articles) with both vandalism and beneficial edits.
#Keep going and do not falter. The more articles you affect, the better.

Pros:

*Your vandalism will be seen by many, in a short period of time, across the website.
*It will waste an administrator's or patroller's time in reverting all of your edits.
*Some confusion will ensue if at least half of your edits were not vandalism.

Cons:

*You will get banned. (But collateral damage from a ban is always a positive.)
*Your vandalism will have a short lifespan.

==Imitate WordBomb==

Go to [http://www.antisocialmedia.net] and read his stuff. Read about Gary Weiss [http://www.deepcapture.com/gary-weiss-scaramouch-psychopath/ here]. Then start spewing it onto Wikipedia. But, don't act like a fan. Rather, act like you're really him:

#Mention that Gary Weiss edits his own Wikipedia article with secret sockpuppets like Mantanmoreland and Samiharris
#Out the IPs of wikipedia admins and do about any and all outing.
#Edit articles about [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overstock.com Overstock.com], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Weiss Gary Weiss], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_short_selling Naked Short Selling], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_M._Byrne Patrick Byrne], etc. how WordBomb would do. Wikipedia has an unwritten rule that these four articles and some others are not allowed to be edited by anyone but Gary_Weiss's socks and The Hasbara Fellowships due to bribes to Jimbo.

The [[Wikipedia Jews]] really hate WordBomb. Really. Acting like a WordBomb sock produces no end of lulz. You achieve victory when you get your ISP banned from Wikipedia so then complaints will pour in from innocents affected.

Pros:

*It really drives the admins insane! They are so nuts about keeping anyone like WordBomb off the site that they will ban entire ISPs! Yes, you can get everyone in your city to flood Wikipedia with complaints! They really do routinely ban whole IP ranges for life associated with WordBomb and have even banned Overstock.com's entire IP range even though WordBomb no longer works there (they banned that range a year after WordBomb stopped working there, ironically).
*If you have a way to dial long distance free or cheaply then you can get an entire country banned! [[:File:Qater_Banned.jpg|David Gerard admitting to banning the entire country of Qatar]]

Cons:

*This is more trolling than vandalism

Note: Don't diss Mormons when doing this. WordBomb lives in Utah supposedly and is likely a lucky Mormon having buttsecks with 10 hot wives as well as one nubile young adolescent boy in drag.

==Signature Vandalism==
One great method for any kind of [[TOW]] troll is creative use of the signature. For instance, there's a lot of grey area in the signature guidelines, so one can easily get away with making a signature all-too-similar to that of an admin's (try [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:HJ_Mitchell HJ Mitchell]) or anything obviously obnoxious that is still technically ok according to [[TOW]] guidelines.*

Blatant vandals can have even more fun abusing the signature. For instance, the user space allows a lot of shit the main space does not - floating objects for example. Clever vandals would create their userpage with something like, ''<nowiki><div style="position:fixed;left:0;top:0;background-color:black;font-color:red;font-size:100px;">JIMBO SUCKS DICK</div></nowiki>'' or even ''<nowiki><div style="position:fixed;left:0;top:0;font-color:black;font-size:3000px;">██████████████</div></nowiki>'' and then proceed to create a signature with <nowiki>{{:User:USERNAMEHERE}}</nowiki>. This allows the vandal to avoid the edit filter by only inserting <nowiki>~~~</nowiki> in order to create a vandalism shrine (it is best when done on templates). MediaWiki is currently looking into a possible way to fix this, however it is likely they will only end up revoking even more privileges from regular users which in turn feeds the trolls and allows them to find new ways of disrupting Jimbo's oh-so-great encyclopedia.

*<s>Don't be a dick.</s> Be a dick

==The subtle method==

Subtlety is an awesome way to create ongoing pseudo-vandalism and wild inaccuracies throughout Wikipedia. The method is easy, and if you do it well it's quite fun too.

Hit random article and look for articles that won't be getting a large amount of focus. Any articles with editing disputes should be kept clear of, so people don't look at your past edits if you write something that pisses them off. Then, find somewhere in the article where you can add a weasel phrase, a small inaccuracy, a lie, or a softly-softly pisstake. These edits are long term remember - the result is not in the editors getting pissed off but in the users of Wikipedia reading shitty articles. For example "as a matter of fact," "contrary to popular belief," "as an interesting aside," "actually..." and many other phrases are all good to enter wherever the hell you can fit them to make the sentence seem on any second glance completely ridiculous. Fake statistics can be entered where no-one will be checking, fake plot turns can be added into articles on lesser known books etc etc. Be creative, but be subtle.

One thing is to beware if anyone reverts more than once, replies to you on a talk page, and hasn't been to that article before. Beware especially if they do it more than once, especially if it's over a long period of time. Many wikipedians are batshit insane stalkers, for instance, Oli Filth claims to stalk many many people on Wikipedia over the long term once he thinks their edits are bad.

==Username rotator==

Even if you're on a static IP that doesn't change, one easy way to avoid being banned is to create a new user account for every piece of vandalism you carry out. You're unlikely to get caught unless you vandalize the same page or add the same type of content. Avoid imitating any user listed on WP:Long term abuse and don't do page move vandalism. What you should really be seeking is glorification in creating inappropriate pages and trying to get as many of them protected against creation as possible, but you have to be stealthy about it.

==Edit summary vandalism==
Register a new account and make lots of small, positive or neutral edits either fixing mistakes or slightly changing sentences etc. But write edit summaries which are lulzy, obscene, embarrassing to WP or potentially libelous, of Wikipedia admins or third parties. You will eventually get banned, but you can protest that every edit you made was positive. The best thing about this tactic is that it's a lot more effort by admins to change edit summaries than it is to revert normal vandalism. So if you say something lulzy it will probably stay there, and if you say something offensive about an admin or libelous they will get their panties in a bunch and have to remove it.
* On MediaWiki wikis (especially on Fandom) they have the ability to remove some edit revision summaries while only leaving others behind, so a good way to make sure something stays up is to use a sock account as a decoy (or vice versa) and have one account make really vague/neutral sounding edit reasons with some lulzy vandalism, while have the other account leave the lulzy edit summaries. On a wiki with a paranoid admin who checks their recent changes list like a hawk, this is a good way to ensure something stays up.
* TV Tropes is slightly different. Though they are far less attentive due to having less admins, well watched pages will have your edits suppressed quick and your edit reasons edited out by an automated system account, so having a few proxy accounts that have been legitimized ahead of time to vandalize other pages (make sure they don't have overlapping edits with your other socks), is a good way to slip something past their radar.

==Reverse DOS==

MediaWiki uses something called an "autoblocker," every IP address used by a banned account is also blocked at the moment the banhammer hits. The autoblocker timer lasts 24 hours and resets every time you try to edit from the pwned account. Meant to halt persistent vandals, this in fact can play directly into your hands. If you are lucky to be on an ISP that routes everyone through a single shared IP address, such as in a university or a small country, potentially thousands of people could be blocked from editing within a heartbeat. If you are ever on vacation in Qatar make sure to vandalize from the hotel, there a million people share the IP 82.148.97.69, and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:82.148.97.69/press this can happen again].

Despite Jimbo insisting that the story was untrue, here's [[:File:Qater_Banned.jpg|David Gerard admitting to banning the entire country of Qatar]] on the cyber-stalking mailing list.

From the Qatar blocklog:

05:56, 28 November 2007 Jmlk17 (Talk | contribs) blocked "82.148.97.69 (Talk)" (anon. only, account creation blocked) with an expiry time of 10 days ‎ (Vandalism)
03:28, 30 November 2007 John Reaves (Talk contribs) unblocked 82.148.97.69 (Talk) ‎ (This is Qatar.)

==Pagemove==

Moving pages is a great way to vandalize random wikis. The only thing is you need to create an account four days before your spree (and then make ten inconspicuous edits). After that, you just follow these simple steps.

#Go to a randompage and click on move on top.
#Choose a funny title.
#Then, go back to the bare page, and replace that page with Lulz.
#Repeat

In the end, it'll end up with administrators with activity logs full of things like:

*AdminX moved 'AdminX's real name is John Smith' to 'horses'
*AdminX deleted 'AdminX's real name is John Smith'

[[Willy on Wheels]] and [[Grawp]] have become famous names in the pagemove vandalism world. Unfortunately, Wikipedia's Abuse filter places heavy restrictions on page moves.

===Wikia Pagemove Vandalism===
On [[Wikia]], all users have a public watchlist on their userpage. When a page on Wikia is moved, the watchlist will change to include the updated title, but will not change again if the page is moved back. So by moving Page X to "Niggershit", you have allowed that word to be publicly displayed on all user's pages who are watching that, and it will stay even when the page is moved back. This is a great way to vandalize the pages of the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|admins who took it upon themselves to protect their own pages]].

==Redirect vandalism==

Redirect vandalism is a great way of destroying Wikipedia because of its shock effect on the reader.

#Go to a religious or political page.
#Find a redirect to that page. For example: something redirects to Jahiliyyah.
#Replace the words between the square brackets with the word "penis" or "anus". If you vandalize an Islamic article, "pig" is great too.
#Write "typo" or "tidyup" in the edit summary. Or preferably something smarter.
#Do not start another vandalism too quickly. You'll get pwnt

The chances are that your vandalism will last relatively long, because redirect pages are rarely watched.

==Template Vandalism==
[[Image:Template vandalism screenshot.png|thumb|[[Hagger|Hagger's]] vandalised [[Wikipedia:Template:EditionPoints|Template:EditionPoints]] on Wikipedia. The screenshot is of the FA of the day, which remained like that for 17 minutes]]
[[PROTIP]]: [[Goatse]] no longer works.
[[File:Uncyclopedia vandalism.jpg|thumb|This shit stayed on [[uncyclopedia]] for over 2 hours]]
Template vandalism provides a more readily concealable way of vandalizing. The best article to choose is Wikipedia's Today's Featured Article. Click edit at the top of the page and then scroll down past the edit box and there will be a list of all the templates used in that article. About 90% of them will be protected or semi-protected. Pick one, which isn't protected; delete its content; insert vandalism; write "fixed typo" in the edit summary; hit Save Page. This will usually go unseen for two to twenty minutes, before they figure out what's going on. Only vandalize one template per account/IP address, because the more edits you make, the greater your chance is of getting caught via the recent changes page. The FA of the day is seen by hundreds of thousands of Wikipedos and members of the public each day, so this is a great choice for mass vandalism! For even more epic lulz try copy and pasting the template dozens or even hundreds of times, which will cause the computer to lag or if they're using Firefox... crash. The limit on Wikipedia is 2 MB per article, but if templates are too big they won't show up on the article they're included in. For extra sneakiness put the vandalism in include only tag, so the template will look untouched, therefore wikipedos will get confused. Another great thing to do is vandalize a template, get banned, switch out proxies, and revert back to your version. This will make it much less noticeable.

Pros:

*Gets seen by thousands of people
*Quick and easy (only one edit required)

Cons:

*You will get blocked without question, but don't forget to post it on your talk page afterwards!
*Goatse and most other ASCII is caught by the Abuse Filter

==Triggering the Abuse Filter==
Wikipedia's abuse filter not only prevents use of words such as "nigger" or "HAGGER???", it notifies the admins every time somebody trips it off. While your account may not last long, a great way to piss them off is to intentionally trigger it as much as you can. It is likely you will become unblocked if you explain that you were simply a new user and did not know what you were doing.

==Huge text vandalism==
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Simply breaking the format can be effective.

Huge text vandalism is simple: place about 15 "big" tags on a word near the top of a page. For a super effective attack, edit a box containing text(usually listing info). The result is that the layout ends up totally fucked. Most of the text also ends up being unreadable.

Pros:

*Fucks up format

Cons:

*Very noticeable
*Huggle still works
*Fixed quick

==The Video Killer==

Find links to various YouTube or other user-uploaded videos. Now, download the video and re-upload it under a new account. Edit the wiki to point to this new, identical version with a comment saying "dead link, updated video" or something similar. You're more likely to get away with this if you use a video editing program to force a higher resolution upload and claim "higher resolution video".

Let it sit for a while, then delete the video from your YouTube account. Let that broken link sit for a while as well, then go back to the wiki and delete the link altogether with a comment saying "bad link".

Provided the other users only check to make sure the updated video is relevant and that you really are deleting a dead link, you can get away with deleting videos left and right. This works best if used in conjunction with gaming the system.

Pros:

*It's unlikely the users will figure out that you're intentionally vandalizing the site, so you can get away with this for a long time.
*If a video is a key point to the article, removing it will make the whole thing useless.

Cons:

*Not very visible.
*If the video was really important, it takes all of a minute for the users to find a real version and put it back in.

==Moar code==
Insert the code: '''<nowiki><!--</nowiki>''' to the top of an article. This code will blank the page for you, whilst only altering the byte count on [[Recent Changes]] by a very small amount. If you have an account that has made some legitimate contributions and summarize it as ''Typo correction'', it is less likely to be checked out. This method has been known to survive for days before being noticed. What's more, wikipedia doesn't even have a fucking filter to detect this! For TV Tropes, the equivalent code is "%%".

The '''<nowiki><nowiki></nowiki>''' tag on the top of a page with huge amounts of code and shit, will fuck up the page in an epic way whilst again, only changing the byte count by a tiny amount. Use it on highly used templates for epic effect.

The following bits of code also work in a great way:
*<nowiki><noinclude></nowiki> - Use this on templates.
*<nowiki><div style="text-decoration:blink"></nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[/(article)/]]</nowiki> (only if [[DO IT FAGGOT|you create the article as a redirect to another, then put its non-slashes name in]].)

==MediaWiki vandalism==
This will never work on Wikipedia, but smaller wikis and Fandom in general are susceptible to this method of vandalism. It's really simple

#Find an unprotected template in the site notice
#Upload [[Pain series]] (but any image will do)
#Fix images in the template
#Because its transcluded into the site notice, every user viewing the site will be affected.
#????
#Profit!

Caused blackout [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Template%3AVFHhealth&action=historysubmit&diff=5311080&oldid=5221421 On Uncyclopedia]

You can also try any templates that may be in the sidebar (more advanced wikis do this sometimes) and if [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/File:Wiki.png the wiki is really retarded and didn't bother to protect it], [[Lulz|upload goatse over the site logo]].

==The Deletionist==
Nominating articles for deletion is one of the easiest ways to piss off a lot of people and waste their time.

# Choose articles with the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Notability Notability], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Unreferenced Unreferenced] or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Primary_sources Primary sources] template. References are mandatory so any articles without them are deletionbait.
# Nominate the article for deletion by putting the code at the top: <nowiki>{{subst:prod|Not notable}}</nowiki>. "Not notable" is the single most common reason why articles get deleted so leaving it at that is good enough. Also if its only sources come from the internet as opposed to [[Old media]] it'll also likely get deleted.
# Results:
* Either the article will get deleted, pissing off whoever spent the time to write it
* Or the people who wrote the article will have to waste a lot more time looking for citations, sources, and re-writing the article
* Or if you're lucky it'll start a debate and edit war in addition to the 2 points above

Also fun is nominating articles for deletion that have already been up for deletion thousands of times, such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists List of lists of lists].

==Pissing off your educational facility via vandalism==
This method works better with smaller institutions, as pages on them are more likely to not have as high of a priority as other pages. Also, keep in mind that the educational facility may or may not have a Wikipedia page about it.
# Make small, subtle edits one the page of your educational facility over a certain period of time. If the place you attend is not well known at all, then you can probably get away with making large edits unnoticed. Bonus points if you caption a picture of Hitler as being someone who works in the administration.
# Make sure you don't set off the vandalism filter in the process. Also, making your edit summary something like, "Reverted Vandalism", or , "Fixed grammar errors" will make your edit seem more legit.
# After the deed has been done, tell some people that someone you know edited the page on your school. It will be more than likely that your editing story will spread like wildfire due to word of mouth.
Pros:
* Less likely to get removed depending on the lack of notability of your school.
* You get to see live reactions.
* Depending on how slanderous your edit was, the administration will likely be butthurt.
* If your administration is inept with using Wikipedia, laugh at the fact they don't know how to easily revert the vandalism.
Cons:
* Some retards might start making edits on your edits that are more obvious versions of vandalism, prompting Wikipedia administrators to take action against it.

==Numerical Vandalizing==

''Main Article: [[Vandalize Every Equation]]''

If you want to be really subtle, find a page on some wiki with complex mathematical formulas or lots of statistics or anything else with lots of numbers and start messing with the data, making minor edits like removing a dash or hyphen, adding fictitious crap, rearranging numbers, etc.

Don't do this on pages that are stalked by correctionist editors or OCD mathfags and make sure your edits aren't too obvious vandalizing edits. Fixing a legit error while making a vandal edit is a good way to disguise your vandalizing, and make sure your edit reasons are vague enough no one can be sure you're a vandal.

== The Blitzkrieg ==

This tactic is primarily meant to work with Fandom (and MediaWiki wikis in general), but it can work with just about any wiki farm with loose oversight rules that's lets anyone and their mother be a fucking sysop of a wiki.

Find a wiki on the wiki farm that is infrequently or poorly maintained, if it does have a sysop/administrator/bureaucrat. If it doesn't, make sure it at least has people who edit there every so often. Make sure it has anywhere from about 50-800 pages of actual content.

The reasons for these requirements are very simple: Any wiki on Fandom with over a thousand pages is almost certainly watched by somebody, since Fandom likes to whore for ad moniez and large wikis are big money makers, so their staff will check them out more frequently than their smaller wikis. Also, if there is a sysop/administrator/bureaucrat, check them out and see if they are competent and can edit reasonably well, or just some dumbass fourteen year old hosting a fan site for his faggoty favorite cartoon who only stops by to add shit every once in awhile. If not, make sure the wiki has someone around so word can spread of your lulz in the making, but make sure it's not too frequently edited or the wiki farm staff will lock the fucker down quick and end your vandalizing spree.

Anyway, once you found a wiki that meets the above requirements, check the Special:Version page and see what extensions they have installed and figure out what security, if any, they have against proxies, Tor, bots, automated scripts, etc. Get a good idea of when people post, unless it's so sporadic there is no real pattern.

All the above takes a few days at least, and if you are just a drive by vandal, try something else for your lulz, because all this planning is the prelude to an epic attack meant for veterans at the art of bringing entire wikis to their knees.

Once you've sussed the wiki and got a good idea of it's weakpoints and the editor schedules, '''''hit that fucking wiki with every vandal strategy on this fucking page!'''''

Use scripts from the troll forge, spam shock images on templates, leave all sorts of shit on articles/user pages/discussion pages, use multiple socks and proxies if you can to muddy the waters for when someone tries to sort the mess out later....in short, hit like lightning and don't let the fuck up until the entire wiki is a shrine to your handiwork and someone went screaming like a bitch to the wiki farm admins about how a wiki they were trying to edit got [[rape]]d.

By the way, if you're really patient, this trick can work on bigger wikis as well, and the bigger the wiki you manage to ruin, the more lulzy, right?

Some tips on how to pull this off:

* Fandom has a throttle on page moves where you will be stopped for a minute or two after three or more page moves in succession, so if you are fond of page move vandalizing, go do some other vandalizing to other pages for a minute or two, then move a few more pages and repeat.

* Fandom and most other wiki farms have automated blockers that block certain web addresses and file links, but they usually have somewhere you can see all the stuff you can't post without it being caught by the filter, so go look that shit up before doing any link vandalizing.
** Try looking at this [http://vstf.wikia.com/wiki/VSTF_Wiki wiki] before doing anything to Fandom.

* Most wiki farms require email addresses, so establish an email account via proxy and have a large selection of throwaway email accounts if sockpuppeting most wikis that require email access. They'll still ban the accounts, but if you still have some unused throwaway email accounts, you can just switch proxies and sign up for more puppets later with a different IP.
**Or just use mailinator.

* Watch out for inept admins but competent regular users. Even if the admin is an idiot, some of the regular users may intercede on the admin's behalf and run to the wiki farm staff on the admin's behalf or will revert most of your edits before you can do any real damage, so while checking out the wikis, steer clear of wikis with attentive regular users even if the admin is inept.

===Practice for "The Blitzkrieg"===

Before you perform the Blitzkrieg on a large wiki, you may want to practice your skills on a smaller wiki. Fandom has a metric fuckton of tiny wikis with maybe 20 or so pages that have essentially been abandoned, so if you want some practice or you just want some cheap amusement, vandalize the fuck out of the "stub" wikis. Make sure you do so via a proxy (you can practice using those too) account and make sure your attacks are totally random (don't hit wikis in a series of related subjects)

It's likely you can get away with vandalize the stub wikis for quite awhile, since Fandom's staff is fucking lazy and Fandom is such a sprawling mass of shit they will usually never realize one of their wikis has been turned into a vandal shrine unless someone tells them, and since stub wikis usually have no admins or user who give a fuck, you can [[Lulz|amuse yourself]] for quite awhile shitting up the stubs.

However, bear in mind the following:

* Most of the stub wikis have no barrier to text edits of any sort (except for any global spam link or text string blockers that Fandom may have in place), so put whatever text you want.

* You do need a valid account to upload pictures or videos, but just use a proxy, set up a throwaway email address, then feel free to upload [[Goatse]] or shock videos.

==Custom Wikis==

Believe it or not, some wikis don't have quick user revert buttons, i.e. TV Tropes. Fortunately for you, this ensures that your vandalism isn't always noticeable and fixable for the average user.

===Nanny Bot Lulz===

"Nanny Bots" are auto censorship tools meant to to keep little kids from seeing or using dirty words on the internet, but they can also be used as hilarious vandalism tools.

This works great on any wiki with lots of cursing, but works best on TV Tropes due to their lack of a quick revert feature.

Here's how you do it:

#Find lots of pages with lots of profanity.
#Edit those pages with the nanny bot on.
#?????
#PROFIT!

In all seriousness, this will piss them off like you won't believe, and if you want more lulz, hit as many pages as possible before the banhammer falls. This will frustrate the hell out of all the regular posters, especially if the nanny bot turns the curse words into such meaningless gibberish they have look through the recent changes to figure out what half of the profanity originally was. You can even code a bot to do this!

The best part of it? You can feign innocence and ask to be given a second chance!

====Word changing scripts====

Similar to nanny bots, scripts that auto change words on web pages like the "cloud to butt" script piss off sites like TV Tropes or any other site with an edit function, and can be used for epic vandalism.

Warning, sites like TV Tropes have revealed they have a filter for consistent word filter vandalism, so randomize the word filter when new phrases get blocked for consistent lulz using this method.

===General tips for fucking with PmWiki===

These tips are primarily meant for the aspiring vandal of TV Tropes, but work on practically any PmWiki website that uses similar code.

* Have a long list of proxies, several proxy addons like Stealthy or IPfuck (if you use Firefox) or Tor if you are going to dick over TV Tropes. Fast Eddie doesn't use the "Google redirect" (redirects any attempt by your IP to access his website by sending you to Google's homepage) bullshit as much as he used to (possibly because he realized he was dicking over legitimate users in the event of someone using a dynamic IP), but he and his dick sucking minions love using suspensions (you can't edit on that account anymore) and bans (they never plan to let you edit ever again). Thankfully, since PmWiki only goes by the IP on your login cookie (if you change your IP during site access, it will follow the IP change), just log out of your old account if suspended/banned, change IP, and keep going. Also, keep track of your accounts and throwaway email addresses. Especially do this if you have a long string of sockpuppet accounts.

** As of April 2013, TV Tropes requires email confirmation of your account, so make you that you have some throwaway email addresses (mailinator or something similar is a good idea), and since Eddie loves throwing around IP bans, make sure you do all of your trolling/vandalism under proxies.

* Eddie and his troperfag legions are PARANOID about trolls ever since they were DDoS'ed late March-early April 2013, so if you create a new account, it's pretty likely at least one troper is eagerly looking at the newly created accounts and recent changes, furiously masturbating over the chance to screw over a potential troll. The good news is that these basement dwelling anti-lulzites are easy to evade as long as you don't do blatant vandalism as your very first edit.

* Speaking of evasion, while you might think it's funny to blank a page and post how much the tropers who wrote it are faggots, this shit will be reverted quickly, and since they have a throttle on page edits (which lasts about a minute), doing something this blatant will give one of Eddie's goons more than enough time to cream themselves as they lower the banhammer. Ideally, do one or two harmless edits after first signing up, wait a few minutes, then go to work.

* While they are terrified of trolls learning the exact timing of the locks on page editing, posting on Ask The Tropers, the forums, and so on, here's some pointers: Once you log in, you have to pass a verification checkbox the first time you make an edit, and each edit will add sixty seconds to your time before you can make another edit to another page. You can post on Ask The Tropers without any constraints, but they aren't really needed as the moderators can very easily "Orweillian Editor" away posts they don't want up. You have wait twenty four hours before you can post on the forums,, but it's usually more lulzy to shit up the wiki, since the forums are run by assholes bigger than the jackasses who run the Something Awful forums, though instead of probations, they will "troll post crusher" any posts they don't like and ban you for repeated [[Lulz|bad behavior]].

===Various Ways To Shit Up TV Tropes===
{{achtung|99% of the tips used to shit up TV Tropes (including the wiki and the forums) no longer work as of [[PHP|$CURRENT_YEAR]]. While there are some ways to fuck with the site, they aren't anywhere as lulzy as the ones that used to be. [[Good night, sweet prince]].}}

Attempting anything lulzy on the forums would usually result in the post being completely [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|nuked]] because of their "Troll Post Crusher". This was often a fantastic way to piss off Fast Eddie by criticizing him and his shitty wiki, because he was known to obliterate entire threads that said mean shit about him or his shitty wiki. The "Troll Post Crusher" has since been removed, and replaced with an option that hides the post outright. Great censorship, guys. '''[[PROTIP]]''': We still recommend taking screenshots of posts if you plan to do something lulzy, since the moderators can (and still do) nuke entire threads if they spot the slightest hint of criticism.

TV Tropes used to force you to go through some warning screen bullshit before posting after you create an account, basically some lameass [[No|"are you sure you're going to follow the rules"]] bullshit. Once you agreed to what they said, you could start vandalizing. However, Fast Eddie had already implemented a throttle on page edits, so you couldn't just open, edit, then save thirty or so pages at once. You had to edit one page at a time, but you could keep open tabs or windows to the other pages you plan to shit on and click the edit button once you were [[Rape|finished]]. <s>Nowadays, you have to wait until a moderator approves your account, [[Anti-lulz|which means that the amount of time you have to vandalize is a lot lower than it was.]] </s> (Update: Making an account will almost always result in auto-confirmation now, but you still can't use a VPN.) But it's not zero!

There are still various ways to shit up the forum and <s>YKTTW (You Know That Thing Where)</s> Trope Launch Pad (the new trope launching system on the site as of 2016), and most of these have not yet been fixed. If you really want to piss off TV Tropes, launch a bunch of TLPs, leave comments on other TLPs, and abuse the fuck out of them. [[Shit nobody cares about|You need to wait until a trope has 3 days and 5 hats]], though, so you might as well put those [[Computer Science III]] skills to use and write a bot to do it for you. [[The More You Know|Because, as we all know, bots don't give a shit about human feelings.]]

Some of the methods that used to work still work just fine. For example, you can piss everyone off, including the moderators and tropers, by posting perfectly legitimate negative reviews of something that point out legitimate flaws in a work in the Reviews section, and make them as bile filled as possible to the point it annoys the moderators trying to obey the hugbox standards. (The old [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheTropingCode "Happiness Is Mandatory"] hugbox from Fast Eddie's days is still around, by the way.) You can also spam the shit out of the cutlist feature, but be warned as they watch this one quite a bit.

All the problems with the "Report Content Violations" button are still around, even years later. The P5 committee, Eddie's <s>official</s> squad to banhammer anything [[Lulz|offensive]] is still around despite being slowly removed, so feel free to report "Bambi", "Sesame Street", or any anime ever as content violations to drive them apeshit while they stick around doing nothing. This is more trolling than vandalism, but you can divert attention away from your vandalism by using this tactic. The P5 have wanted to fix this for a long time (and still do, even though Eddie's gone), but Eddie never coded a fix yet and neither did the new administration, so have fun screwing this [[goatse]]d hole in TV Tropes' armor until they finally get rid of the P5.

Making fake moderator reports is also more about trolling than vandalism, but you can do this while vandalizing to waste their time, which may provide lulz in a different way.

However, a good way to do some subtle vandalism is to find some ill attended page, add an "admin notice" ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThousandOrigamiCranes?action=source see this page for an example]), then in the text field add something lulzy like an gigantic ASCII picture of [[Goatse]]. Unlike certain installs of MediaWiki, PmWiki doesn't (and ''still'' doesn't) have an effective filter against this sort of thing. It will not show up on the main page, but it will be visible to anyone trying to edit the page, and since the admins get pissy about people removing admin notices, it'll be awhile before the notices are removed. You can do this to a well visited page if you want, but that'll just get it noticed quicker.

You can also do this as a form of page bloat vandalism. [[PmWiki]] was designed to be a series of text files that could be edited, and like a shitty version of [[Notepad]], they have trouble processing the page through the database after a certain size, which is around 500KB on TV Tropes, so using the troll admin notice trick to spam an assload of useless text will hide the spam text from view, but it will make the page load like crap and it won't save properly anymore.

Yet another source of fun (take screen shots!) is posting lulzy stuff to their "Ask The Tropers" section, which basically a variation of the forum except it's basically a gigantic threadshit of tropers asking on the spot questions in a bunch of forum threads about bad editors, whining about bad editors, asking the mods to unlock locked pages, and asking questions about how to do shit they'd know about already if they read the fucking Administrivia pages.

To mess with this, simply use the same tactics you'd use to shit up the forums, but take screen shots, as the TV Tropes mods do have the ability to hose comments and even entire threads in their quest to eliminate lulz.

Also, believe it or not, Fast Eddie left an easy as fuck way to totally shit up the Categories system on his wiki (which is not the same as it is on MediaWiki). Unlike MediaWiki, where tags can be removed from individual articles, you can find <nowiki> [[index]] [[/index]] </nowiki> tags on every page, which adds the content between the tags to the Categories - basically these tags basically make the pages and categories one and the same thing, and so when you add an item between the tags (a bulletpointed article name like on the pages with trope lists is the best example), it is automatically categorized and added to the category lineup.

So, to make vandalism simple for you, find an index page that has a bunch of items between index tags, and replace all the links with lulzy stuff, like renaming all the links "Shit". This will guarantee that any other pages these links are categorized on will show "Shit" on the categories bar. Hit an index with a lot of terms in a bullet point list with index tags, like "Actors" or "Death Tropes" for best results. Hitting multiple pages is best, and all you need to do is just prepare a small text file in the same format as the source page of the page you want to vandalize, just with a bunch of lulzy stuff as bullet pointed terms between index tags.

Yet another way to piss them off is find shit they banhammered off the wiki, then resubmit the pages any way you can, circumventing their censorship bullshit. Alternatively, re-add content they censored from articles (i.e. - if an anime was based off a hentai game, they censor the "adult" content, so re-add what they deleted). This will not only troll the fuck out of the admins and the other censortards, but will also force the moderators to mass lock pages against [[Lulz|vandalism]]. Make sure to make tons of links and categories to what you added if possible, although TV Tropes has a custom revert button so your vandalism may be short-lived. You probably won't be able to force the mass locking of pages against creation, but you will force the mods to lock existing [[Censorship|"bowdlerised"]] pages, which makes everyone's lives harder since the tropers have to manually ask the mods to add shit to locked pages in a forum thread.

===The Epic Time Sink, Beginner Version===

Find a really huge article (for example, Intercourse With You on TV Tropes). Now, every other paragraph, vandalize something. Add "FUCK SHIT COCK MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER" or a link to Goatse or something. Don't repeat the same shit over and over again or it will be too easy to fix as it will compile into a single block of text. 
If you do this right, the history window will show up with "Changed line(s) 12 from (block of text) to (block of vandalized text)" for half as many lines as there are in the document itself. Reverting this means having to sit there with two tabs open and manually copy each block back in its right place. 
Pros: 
+ Whoever decides to fix it will have to waste a lot of time in the process and devote all their focus to the task. 
+ During the epic repair time, the vandalism will stay visible for all to see. 
Cons: 
- Takes even longer to set up than it does to repair (unless somebody codes a program to automatically do this, wink, wink, nudge, nudge). 
- Repeat performances on the same page likely won't stick for long because the editor might choose to save the undamaged version on their hard drive in case it happens again. You'll have to target different pages for guaranteed results. 

===The Epic Time Sink, Intermediate Version===

Pull up a huge article from your favorite ghetto wiki. Now, instead of vandalizing every other line, jumble things around. If this is TV Tropes, move random examples from Anime to Live Action TV, Western Animation to Film, and Music to Web Original. Be sure to leave "fixing order" in the comment field and don't add any obvious vandalism while you reorder everything. 
When you finish, the person that notices the changes and chooses to revert this will have to reconstruct the article sequentially from all the out of order pieces. This will take even longer than the above method.
Pros: 
+ Takes even more mental effort to repair. 
+ It's very possible this will be missed and the vandalism will stay up for months. 
Cons: 
- Takes much longer to set up than even the above. 
- Isn't as lulzy as poop sprays or FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER. 

===The Epic Time Sink, Advanced Version===

We hope you've been studying hard these past lessons because now, we're going to make a fruit medley of beautiful, beautiful vandalism. This will take a long time, but it will more than pay for itself in epic lulz and confusion. 
Equipment Needed: A whole bunch of user names, proxies, time, and patience. 
Step 1: Perform lots of sneaky vandalism. Add inaccuracies, change external links that lead to ambiguous URLs (for example, YouTube), and reorganize lists. Nothing a skimmer is likely to pick up as vandalism. 
Step 2: Make a bunch of minor but constructive edits in a row using the extra accounts and proxies. No vandalism here, sneaky or otherwise. Keep doing this until the edits from step 1 are obscured from view. 
Step 3: Perform the Intermediate version above. 
Step 4: Quickly push that down by repeating step 2. 
Step 5: Perform the Beginner version above to ignite the repair process. 
Step 6: Pour yourself a hot cup of tea and break out the crumpets as they scramble to fix everything. After they "fix" the article using one of your corrupted versions, they'll have to redo everything over again to go further back. Laugh as they have to check the growing page history a hundred times to try to find everything. By the time they finish, they probably still won't catch every last bit of vandalism and that link claiming to have a video about a new sniper rifle will still go to Rick Astley for months afterward. Cheerio, mate! 
Pros: 
+ It will take them forever to sort out all the chaos. 
+ If more than one person takes on the job of fixing the article, they might start stumbling over each other's edits and create further lulz. 
Cons: 
- Takes a long time to perform.

===Provoke Compulsive Page Locks===
Some wikis out there only have two editing modes: locked and unlocked. What you're going to do is provoke the admins to lock a popular page. This works best when there aren't many admins and they are lazy fucks (for example, TV Tropes). 
Create some sock puppet accounts and make absolutely sure they can't be traced to the same person (and use multiple IPs for TV Tropes, since the moderators can deny accounts). Use one of them to bring up a controversy and let it sit up for a little. Somebody should be along to delete it and give you the target of your epic flame/edit war, but if not, supply your own! Turn it into a pissing match between two factions (even if you have to supply one or both of them) and keep that edit war going forever. Vandalize other pages to prove a point and spam the forums with complaints. Never let the flames die down. 
Eventually, an admin will decide to fix all this shit by just deleting everything related to this flame war and locking the page. Great success! Now, people will start flocking to complain about how the page is locked and how they need the admins to fix this and that. 
Don't just stop there, though! Keep rolling through the major pages and if they unlock anything, go back and start the war up again. Keep making new sock puppet accounts, stir up conflict everywhere, and never let the banhammer get a chance to rest. Your goal is not to leave any vandalism up, but to rob everybody else of their editing privileges and deluge the admins in an endless BAWWWWWfest that will drive them to commit suicide. 
Pros: 
+ You'll be making the users of the site troll on your behalf once the lock comes in. 
+ You'll retard all their progress by wasting their time arguing over the locks instead of improving the articles. 
+ Even if the admins don't lock the pages, they're still going to look like shit between all the e-bullets being fired by both sides. 
Cons: 
- Those not following behind-the-scenes won't get to fully appreciate your epic trolling. 
- You're going to have to dedicate your life to this. 

* On TV Tropes, target pages that are prone to edit wars, troper pages, and high traffic pages (measured by "inbound count") especially. Pages will be locked almost instantly to deter persistent vandals, and the more pages get locked, the more the regular users will have to go to a forum thread for locked pages and manually request the mods add edits to the locked pages, which makes life harder on everyone since locked pages usually stay locked for a very long time, many of them pretty much forever.

===Causing The Wiki To Implode===
This advice works best for TV Tropes, but can work well with any wiki with easily pissed off users and moderators who are prone to doing stupid shit in response to drama and vandalism.

Anyway, the key to this strategy involves a careful combination of socks and proxies, and having more than one person working on this helps quite a bit, unless you have 133t web ninja skillz. Also, a little bit of deep penetration socking does not hurt and is highly recommended.

Now, TV Tropes is prone to moderator faggotry where they will go on page deletionism sprees, usually to remove anything that might piss off Google (whose dick they suck off of for ad moniez) or they feel makes them look like [[sick fuck]]s, so you need to find the non offensive pages and use all the time sinks and page locking strategies above to hamstring the legit users.

Then, once the shitstorm has started (this is why multiple trolls working in unison is best), have the legit sounding socks (they might even be more legitimized in advance for having an above board edit history, as lurkers who wait until then to post look suspicious) start reasonably complaining about how legitimate troping is being hamstrung.

This will promote lots of butthurt and leave the wiki staggering, but that's only the first part, as new socks and other troll accounts (making a lot of these prior to the attack with lots of proxies is best) should continue their war to make every page that ISN'T under scrutiny come under fire.

But, again, just as this happens, now that the majority of the legit users are totally pissed and the forums boards are so filled with angry people the mods can't decide the honestly angry from the trolls who are feeding them, keep the war going by having the socks identify the forums that have the largest nuclei of discontent and keep calling out the moderators on how their despotism is fucking over the legitimate users (in polite language so you don't blow your cover).

The point of this exercise is to basically shit up the wiki, piss off as many legit users as possible, and make the moderators of the wiki feel completely fucking miserable. This strategy works quite well on TV Tropes, since many of the moderators (and especially Fast Eddie himself) have zero patience and are prone to throwing shitfits, nuclear spergouts, and massive tantrums when their lives as wiki mods are made harder.

Pros: 
+ You'll cause some epic trolling that will entertain many, mostly because the stealthy troll(s) can masquerade as a totally pissed legit user and the mods will never catch on by the time they try to find out who the trolls are. 
+ You'll retard all their progress by wasting their time arguing over the locks instead of improving the articles and you'll cause so much page edit retardation NOTHING will get done, making people either leave the wiki in droves or you will drive legit users to troll on your behalf out of utter frustration. 
+ If done right, you can make the admins so fucking miserable you could literally drive them to kill the entire site in angry rage, which will cause even more epic lulz whose aftermath will be felt months afterward. 
Cons: 
- Takes a hell of a lot of careful planning and works best with multiple people. 
- Requires a LARGE amount of effort and a ton of dedication. 

==Deny Your Own Unblock Request==

Once you get banned for vandalism and you can only edit your talk page, make sure to make a shit ton of unblock requests, then deny/approve those under other soockpuppet accounts of yours. If you bullshit the admins with a faked signature of some sort, you might get unbanned for a bit before they smell a rat. Make sure to fuck up their pages and any templates on their pages using the codes on this page with your socks before the banhammer comes down again.

==Exploiting STiki==
{{achtung|This vandalism method no longer works but it's being kept for historical purposes.}}
STiki is a program available on TOW that brings up a diff they think '''might''' be vandalism and allows the user to either mark it under 4 categories with one click:
*Vandalism - Activates Rollback and issues a warning
*Good faith - Activates Rollback and issues a custom message
*Pass - Cycles it off to another user of the program to look at
*Innocent - Takes it out of circulation and nobody using the program will see it again

Given the speed this program can operate at, it gives potential for massive [[lulz]]. You are given several options:
*Mark everything as vandalism
*Mark everything as not vandalism
*Mark vandal edits as not vandalism and helpful edits as vandalism

PROS:
*You will effect 100s of pages within minutes
*If you mark everything as vandalism, chances are when you get caught and they rollback all edits they will rollback vandalism (the odd edit that you marked as vandalism, that actually is vandalism) into articles.
*Once they do figure out what you are doing, it will be far too late.
*The "mark everything as innocent" method is not detectable.

CONS:
*1000+ edits or rollback are needed to operate STiki, so a fair bit of effort is needed. It is recommended that you use multiple sockpuppets at once, build up their edit counts and then use them in groups. Better than a one off instance.
*You will be banned without question.
*Occasionally messages appear saying you are going too fast, whilst they don't stop you from continuing, they are annoying.

== Using AutoWikiBrowser ==

They have a similar program called [[wikipedia:WP:AWB|AutoWikiBrowser]] you can use, which has many of the same pros and cons, though it only requires 500 edits to be authorized to use it on Wikipedia and none whatsoever on Fandom. You can use it to make mass bot-like edits, so you can shit up hundreds of thousands of pages in a very short time, and while it will get you banned without question on both sites, being able to change your IP is your friend here, especially if you want to shit all over Fandom, so create a sock, put in a page list to vandalize, pop in whatever vandalism you want to add, then sit back and watch the chaos.

Pick a time of low activity on Fandom wikis or wikis without a lot of editing for best effect there, and be clever about what you edit on Wikipedia using this.

Some wikis let anyone use AWB

Steps:
# Download AWB
# Create an account on the target wiki
#: Bonus points if the admins are incompetent/inactive
# Find a large category
# Insert lulz
# Click "Go"
# [[???]]
# [[Profit]]

Pros
* Spams [[recent changes]]
* Can edit [[over 9000]] pages if used right
* Leaves a huge mess for the admins to clean up

Cons
* AWB could be restricted to experienced users

==The Foreign Movie==

This vandalism method is easy. All you have to do is find a less-known foreign movie, then go on a translator of your choice, choose a title replacement (Can be anything!) of your choice, translate it to the original langauge of that movie, go back to Wikipedia, edit the article, change the foreign title in the article to your new one, and you are finished.

PROS:
*Easy to do
*Very lulzy
*Stays for a while

CONS:
*You might be blocked if you do a step wrong
*This is a new method so it might not work too good, just see for yourself
== External Links ==

* {{pastebin|AiNFH5VA|Source code for a wiki-vandalism bot}}

{{WP}}
{{timeline|Featured article September 29 & 30, [[2012]]|[[Iran]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Bane]]}}

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Aphex Twin

2025-03-02T03:02:35Z

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{{achtung|Do something for once and help this article! You lazy fuck!}}

[[File:Aphex_Twin_Promo.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Being a [[hipster|hipster faggot]] before it was cool.]]
Aphex Twin (Richard D. James) is a faggot who bought some programs and mashed his keyboard and decided to call it "Experimental [[Music]]". He was popular in the 90's and is considered an [[oldfag]] by now. People still go to his concerts to hear the same [[shit]] [[over 9000]] times and jack off to videos of him flailing his dick around.
== History ==
Richard was born to his welsh parents in ireland, they abused him to the point were they cut him off from society, and chopped both his testicles and his dick off.
Richard hateed this because he would like to fuck his two sisters everynight before he went to bed. Although he didn't mind being cut off from society which is probably why he is such a [[faggot]] hipster with his 50 gallons of [[coffee]]. He was always bullied at school and led him to be anti-social in most of his classes,he would usually just flip off the teachers by listening to his music during important lectures.

Eventually, he passed college and had a degree as an [[engineer]] and made many shitty albums and songs as a young adult with his expensive technology that he produced so that all he needs to do is stick his [[dick]] in it and it automatically makes [[electronica]] noises for his pleasure.

== Art ==
[[File:I_Care_Promo.jpg|200px|thumb|left|You would face-fuck him]]
Richard being the self-obsessed autistic he is, he had an obsession with him putting his face over every single fucking thing you could possibly imagine. He got a self portrait of himself and decided that he needed his fucking [[you|ugly]] face on everything so he didn't have to see his fans ugly faces during his concert.

== Subliminal Messaging ==
One night, when Richard was fucking his music machines as usual, he notices something in one of his songs. It was a spectograph image of his face. He got major [[lolz]] from this considering that people were already sick of him plastering his face over everything, he knew that people would be pissed that he even had to have his OWN FACE IN THE FUCKING SONG.
[[File:Aphex_Twin_Sexy_Face.jpg|200px|thumb|center|You can't imagine how jealous the [[Illuminati]] were.]]

== Music ==
Richard is also known for showing his sick, twisted fantasies in most of his music, and videos.
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TikTok

2025-01-20T02:47:37Z

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{{天|This page was written by a bunch of [[Baby Boomers]]. 
You can help by waiting for when they all fucking die. |Old-man-at-computer.jpg|200px|Red|50%}}

{{achtung|[[And nothing of value was lost|IT'S FINALLY BEEN PERMABANNED IN THE US]]}}
{{Achtung|[[HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|FUCK IT'S BACK, IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A DAY]]}}
[[File:TikTok.gif|245px|thumb|Stimulate much?]]

'''TikTok''', '''ShitTok''', or in [[China]] known as '''Douyin''' (程冲) is a successful experiment to create the most ungodly and contagious digital virus in history. It was crafted by the Chinese corporation ''ByteDance'' in [[2016]] with leverage after [[Vine]] shutdown, and later from their [[Covid-19]], when they began merging their [[Pokemon]] with [[Musical.ly]] to create its final form — unleashing a short-form video pandemic, infecting platforms [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]], [[Netflix]], [[porn|XVideos]] and even [[Spotify]]...

:''TL;DR: TikTok is a virus camouflaged as an app, created by the Chinese to gain world domination. And Covid-19 was created as a side for it. TRUST ME.''

==History==
[[File:TikTok is cancer.jpg|240px|right]]

In September [[2016]], ByteDance created an app called "A.me", which later became known as "Douyin". After its launch, [[no one|literally no one]] in China wanted to use that app, until they paid [[azn|Asian]] celebrities to use it a year after. Meanwhile [[Musical.ly]] died out, so ByteDance purchased that app for $1 billion and merged "Flipagram" into one app, thus TikTok was born. It was also previously owned by [[Facebook]], but who cares?

As it was merged with Musical.ly, millions of users using the app would be lip-syncing, dancing, and creating low quality content 24/7, somehow almost skyrocketing to the top of the list of social media apps. [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]], [[Snapchat]] and others among its rivals would later copy TikTok's short form video style as a feature to their own apps in order to survive the era of short-form attention span.

In [[2020]], China's classic [[COVID-19]] was spread across the world. This lead everyone into widespread [[boredom]] stuck within their homes, using TikTok because of that spike in popularity. ByteDance has became an even more rich and successful company, collecting shekels of ad revenue and selling user data among the Chinese government to this day.

In [[2024]], the [[Joe Biden]] administration, amid gradually rising national security concerns, passed a law that will [[ban]] TikTok by January of the next year lest ByteDance sells it to an American company because our own companies are the only ones who should be able to have access to our data. 'Murica! Fortunately, Lord [[Donald Trump]] has opposed the ban, urging lawmakers not to fanum tax TikTok so that the skibidi sigmas of [[United States|Greater Ohio]] may be free to lowkey rizz bro's gyatt at the function.

It was temporarily (read: not even a full fucking day) banned in the US, but Trump has passed a law overriding the ban, ensuring that we continue to have our data and mind gratuitously stolen from us for years to come. now

==Using TikTok==

[[File:Legoshi-1.mp4|thumb|right|[[Furries|Beastars]] degeneracy on the tok tik]]

You may be asking, “How the fuck does one use TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a smartphone or a web browser, then you can feast on an AIDS all you can eat. If you want to create some AIDS, follow these steps:

#Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
#Put a shit song/sound, and text to speech
#???
#PROFIT!

If your TikTok is viral enough, you may start a TikTok challenge or trend, where millions of people will be sucked into a varient of the TikTok virus.

You can also create [[Two Girls One Finger|"duets"]] to be somehow even less original, just by copying someone else's "work" and for attention. You can also [[Reaction face|"react"]] to someone else by talking over a video unnecessarily, and gain more attention.

==Types of Content==
[[File:Reddit on TikTok.gif|230px|right]]

*Loud text-to-speech captions over recordings about someones ignorant opinions/jokes, causing [[SJW|clueless protests]], [[prank|trends]], and [[delusional|ideologies]].
*Split-screen overstimulation videos made of multiple other videos. Almost always a [[Family Guy Funny Moments|Family Guy clip]], with mobile games like Subway Surfers, and/or "oddly satisfying" clip. The other type is the [[Reddit]] post above a [[Minecraft]] parkour gameplay.
*Lipsyncing, nowadays you don't even have to do any [[trying too hard|movements]] any more.
*[[Retard]]ed person being exploited for views (by a parent or friend). More often than not it's fake and acted out.
*The mentally ill 1% searching for their own unworthy gratification/equality.
*Scenes cut from a [[movie]] or [[TV Shows|series]] with gigantic captions slapped ontop. Especially an adult [[cartoon]] TV series like [[Family Guy]], [[South Park]], and shows provided by [[Adult Swim]].
*Move your body spastically around and make it a [[dance]] move.
*Pretending to be something you're not for [[worthless|attention]].
*Women with ridiculously large [[breast]]s and [[butt]]s that twirk or "accidently" show a sexualized body part, all for 13-year-old [[simp]]s.
*Posts staring at the screen, it will get millions of views.
*[[Minion AI Gore Videos|Posts of shock videos with a minion filter over them.]]

TikTok also has many communities, they are categorised and found through the tags on their videos. They tend to be named "X"-Tok like "BookTok", "PetTok", "FaggoTok", etc.

==Userbase==
These are the most common types of users you will find on TikTok.

#[[SJW]]s
#[[attention whores]]
#[[12]] [[13|–]] [[16 year old]] girls/boys
#[[Whore|whores]]/[[bitch]]es
#[[douche]]s
#[[e-girls and e-boys]]
#[[Girl gamer]]
#[[faggot]]s and [[furries]]
#[[virgin]]s and [[weeb]]s
#[[you|losers]]/[[you|retard]]s

==See also==
*[[Virus]]
*[[Snapchat]]
*[[ADHD]] and [[ASD]]
*[[Vine]]
*[[Twitter]]
*[[Mia Janin]]
*[[Musical.ly]]
*[[Instagram]]
*[[China]]
*[[Drama]] - and also this one.

{{azn}}
{{Qing}}
{{Social Media}}
[[Category:TikTok]]

{{timeline|Featured article August 29 & 30, [[2023]]|[[Donald Drumpf]]|[[TikTok]]|[[Breaking Bad]]}}
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User:Globe-kun

2025-01-18T02:01:36Z

Globe-kun:

<center>
{{Editor}}
 
 
[[Touhou]] fan and... uhh... literal globe. 

Current article I'm working on making: n/a

=== My to-do ===

Polish up pages written by the retarded and autistic (anything logo/bonzi related) 
Add everything on the Kiwi Farms Geometry Dash thread to that page. Twenty pages of spergs fighting over a mobile game.

User talk:Globe-kun

2025-01-12T16:10:51Z

Globe-kun: /* article suggestion */

== Hello ==

I am a gay retard whos ED splinter sucks, and I love getting hacked on all my accounts and anally raped by multiple Thai ladyboys. [[User:Rent-free|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:Rent-free|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/Rent-free|My contributions]]) 15:06, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

== article suggestion ==

hey, can you write an article on dandy's world? it's a shitty "horror" rocucks game that has the same fanbase as sprunki [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 02:45, 11 January 2025 (UTC)

I've heard of that. Will look into it tommorrow, see if it's lulz worthy. I heard they fired one of the devs who was known for being a pedophile. [[User:Globe-kun|Globe-kun]] ([[User talk:Globe-kun|talk]]) 03:14, 11 January 2025 (UTC)

(Also, try to start creating articles yourself instead of requesting from others. Trust me, it's fun! :D)

i've created some articles myself (most notable one being [[FPE]]), but i will get back to writing articles real soon [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 03:25, 11 January 2025 (UTC)

I've started work on it ;) [[User:Globe-kun|Globe-kun]] ([[User talk:Globe-kun|talk]]) 16:10, 12 January 2025 (UTC)

Spotify

2025-01-12T00:43:46Z

Globe-kun: /* Spotify for Podcasters */

'''Spotify''' is a shitty [[Swedish]] [[audio]] streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to [[music]] for free, but forgets to mention that the service includes promotional [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|LGBT pride ads]], artists battling in a pay-to-win war over their [[snoca|dogshit songs]], and 73% useless bloat. Their software takes up hundreds of megabytes of space, with a laggy and slow [[UI]] full of ads, easily [[botnet|ass-raping your RAM]].
[[File:Wanna break from the ads.jpg|250px|right]]
The streaming quality is worse than a broken [[radio]] from the 19[[80s]] and the songs themselves sound like they were recorded on an [[Autotune|auto-tuned]] [[Toaster Steve|toaster]] full of compression and distortion. Rarely will you find anything of worth.

In general, it's much more worthwhile to [[Soulseek|download your music]] and listen to it with an audio player, rather than use software that drains as much battery and money as possible, instead of actually playing music files for you. Alternatively, you could use ''YouTube Music'' on a web browser and just switch your [[adblock]]er on... but then again, YouTube Music has horrible audio quality as well.

==Creation==
[[Image:Daniel Ek.jpeg|125px|thumb|left|This faggot is making more money every day while [[you]] remain an unemployed neet.]]

The main person responsible for developing this abomination was a [[faggot]] called ''Daniel Ek'', who also worked on the [[uTorrent|µTorrent]] project before he began to develop Spotify. He dropped out of college and opened an advertising company (note this guy's passion for ads) called Advertigo, but he has such a strong [[fetish]] for [[money]] that he sold it in [[2006]] to another company. There was also a guy named Martin Lorentzo, but nobody really cares about him.

==Other services==
[[Image:Spotify.png|150px|thumb|Spotify's unoriginal logo.]]
===Spotify for Podcasters===
''Spotify for Shitcasters'' is just a version of Spotify designed so that retards can pick up a microphone and say whatever the fuck they want and get other retards to listen to them. No more than 20 people use this shit. The only reason podcasts still exist on Spotify is because [[Joe Rogan]] uses it, and because it's possible to bypass songs not on streaming onto there by uploading them through this app.
Aside from that, nobody cares.

===Spotify for Artists===
''Spotify for [[Autists]]'' is a version of Spotify for the people that believe they have a good singing voice, or those that produce their own shitty songs to publish in the Spotify library. In general, nobody uses this shit either, especially when better alternatives like [[Soundcloud]] exist.

==Gallery==

{{center|<gallery>
File:Angry Spotify wojak.jpg
File:Virgin Spotify Wrapped vs Chad Last FM.jpg
File:Spotifi - meme man - 471m80.jpg
File:How we used to Spotify Wrapped back in the day - CD-r mixtape meme.jpg
File:Spotify - I am once again asking you to buy Premium.jpg
File:Spotify Carriage - what does hell look like.jpg
File:Spotify ads - what do you think he's listening to.jpeg
File:Scumbag Spotify - here let me pause that muted ad for you.jpg
File:Scumbag Spotify horror ads inbetween sleep relaxation tunes.jpg
File:Scumbag Spotify - music is to share.jpg
File:Scumbag Spotify no problem loading ads.jpg
File:Spotify memes - time for your 4 ads - yes honey.jpg
File:Spotify top 50 playlist - Adventure Time Finn face meme.jpeg
</gallery>}}

==See also==

*[[Music]]
*[[Audiophile]]
*[[Soulseek]]
*[[Bandcamp]]
*[[Napster]]
*[[Ear Rape]]
*[[Limewire]]
*[[Last.FM]]

==External Links==
*[https://open.spotify.com/ Spotify webpage]
*[https://www.winamp.com/ Install this instead.]

{{music}}
{{digital media}}
{{softwarez}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now September 15, 16 & 17, [[2023]]|[[JEWS DID WTC]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Elon Musk]]}}

User:Globe-kun

2025-01-11T03:20:06Z

Globe-kun:

<center>
{{Editor}}
 
 
[[Touhou]] fan and... uhh... literal globe. 

Current article I'm working on making: ''Dandy's World'', a shitty "horror" game on Roblox with an autistic fanbase - TO BE MADE SOON -

=== My to-do ===

Polish up pages written by the retarded and autistic (anything logo/bonzi related) 
Add everything on the Kiwi Farms Geometry Dash thread to that page. Twenty pages of spergs fighting over a mobile game.

User talk:Globe-kun

2025-01-11T03:18:32Z

Globe-kun: /* article suggestion */

User talk:Globe-kun

2025-01-11T03:15:03Z

Globe-kun: /* article suggestion */

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center

2025-01-10T02:11:47Z

Globe-kun:

[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{PAGENAME}}]]
{{{{FULLPAGENAME}}/info}}

== user rights/privs/whatever ==

<s>autoconfirmed</s>[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:ListGroupRights Users] shouldn't be able to move pages, what's the deal with that? pretty sure it should be editor+ [[User:Schnitzel|Schnitzel]] ([[User talk:Schnitzel|talk]]) 18:07, 31 December 2021 (EST)
:yes this was rectified last week by sysadmin [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 00:20, 11 January 2022 (EST)

== Nobody set anything... ==

[[NOBODY_SET_ANYTHING,_LAZY_FAGGOTS|I mean, he's not wrong]] [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 17:18, 7 January 2022 (EST)

:i'm always right and also [[ED:AOTN|nobody's named the aotns on this page yet]] [[User:Schnitzel|Schnitzel]] ([[User talk:Schnitzel|talk]]) 14:00, 8 January 2022 (EST)
:You gotta have special prives for that though. [[User:Scammo McTardstein|Droppy]] 14:14 8 January 2022 (ECT)

*yeah? that's what i mean: mods/editors should do something about it and also cacscade protect xotns because someone could very easily <nowiki>{{2000goatse}}</nowiki> the main page. in fact why would the [[ED:AOTN]] page even be protected? it has no bearing on the actual content that shows up on the front page and nobody has any reason to fuck with it [[User:Schnitzel|Schnitzel]] ([[User talk:Schnitzel|talk]]) 14:22, 8 January 2022 (EST)
::Sounds like the lazy faggot admins need to promote someone already so the fucking AOTN stays up to date. Even [[Wikipedia|inferior wikis]] get this right, why can't we? '''inb4 gibadmins pls''' I'm far too fucking busy to do that crap myself lmao [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 09:31, 10 January 2022 (EST)
:::all, and I say '''ALLLLL''' of them are too busy on EDF, sucking cock on discord or just being lazy. they even removed my sysop privs because I refused to join disc [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 13:50, 10 January 2022 (EST)
::::That wasn't the main reason. Many don't care about the discord. But the discord was the most convenient way to talk about issues people were having with you. You had your Admin taken away from starting shit with me and Kaizen. I did you a solid, although I did not know what was going on. And then you went on the forums and gloated. I'll talk to Kaizen about giving you your Admin back next time I see him, it's his decision.[[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 00:38, 1 February 2022 (EST)
::::Kaizen still wants you to be able to communicate with the other editors on our discord, so until you are ready you're still a pleb.[[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 01:12, 1 February 2022 (EST)

*it's been that way for years lol, when i was mod all i'd do was xotn since nobody but maybe 2 others would do it. if this site stays it'd make more sense to just be an archive and not a wiki since nobody cares enough to update it. that being said if you want to be admin you should just join the discord since it's easy instant communication and you don't even need to really use anything but the admin channel they add you to. be the change you want to see in the world etc [[User:Schnitzel|Schnitzel]] ([[User talk:Schnitzel|talk]]) 19:36, 10 January 2022 (EST)
:I'm having a lot of fun updating the pages with new drama, new content, new happenings etc. The world has changed a ton in the last six years since this site saw it's biggest hive of activity with Trump in office and generating the most amount of lulz since Chanology I guess. I think the biggest problem we face in this current era of the internet is that there's no definitive "ANON BOARD" any more. 4chan is and always was a shithole, 8chan ''turned into'' a shithole, and mass exodus after mass exodus from platform to platform have fragmented the community that ''WOULD'' use ED to a point where they've moved on. I don't want to say anons have grown out of being anons, but everything I've seen over the last few years seems to point to that. It's sad, it's really really sad. '''<big>HOWEVER...</big>''' there is no shortage of lulz to document today, and plenty more lulz from the past to editorialize. There are no shortage of autistic furfags for example, and the furfags that we mocked relentlessly are probably still around making drama THAT NOBODYS TALKING ABOUT. The shitstorm that would unfold with them finding out we wrote about them would be just as hilarious today as it would have been ten years ago, because it's not like ED's lost it's touch, it's aged like wine. That's just furfags though, the same thing could happen with any asshole on twitter with a blue-checkmark. Nevar forget, with great drama comes great notoriety. [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 20:32, 10 January 2022 (EST)

== Can someonad <nowiki>{{Takedown}} and {{Lulcowboard}}</nowiki> to [[mikemikev]]'s page pleez ==

[[User:Scammo McTardstein|Droppy]] 13:45 8 January 2022 (ECT)
:Viril sock confirmed. You can't do anything about it now. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 14:26, 8 January 2022 (EST)
::lmfao is this guy still a thing [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 09:53, 1 February 2022 (EST)

==autoblock==
Autoblock has been fixed to automatically be applied as infinite as previous settings were resulting in niggerlicious sockpuppetry. A [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/contest-your-ban-1.2865/ thread] on [[EDF]] to contest bans/blocks has been created. Previously, users were being referred to the ED Discord which is gay. Discord is fucking gay and has been deleted with no warning by Discord. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 22:12, 13 January 2022 (EST)

== You can indef lock the [[Anatoly Karlin]] article and its talk page ==

[[Mikemikev]] is going to keep creating socks to vandalise and impersonate other users on the article- so you might as well permanently lock it like others. I have nothing more to add to the article and its done anyway. [[User:Novosibirsk|Novosibirsk]] ([[User talk:Novosibirsk|talk]]) 10:01, 27 January 2022 (EST)
:The bigger problem is how to deal with the endless volume of socks the three spergs (Viril, Antandrus and Mikemikev) keep fucking making. One option is to lock the user registration indefinitely and either have new potential users go on your forums or discord. I know it's a flawed idea, but the extra effort to make a workable sock account might just be enough to deter them, because instead of making one account they have to make two or three on separate platforms. It's hardly an inconvenience for an EDiot, but it is for these three where all they want to do is sock and vandalize a wiki. [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 14:56, 27 January 2022 (EST)

::Just revert their edits as [[vandalism is pointless]]. Antandrus is harmless. Viril and Mikemikev are harmless too. Watch recent changes and stay vigilant. Mark their userpage with <nowiki>{{banplz}}</nowiki> so it shows in sysop tasks. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 15:15, 27 January 2022 (EST)

:::I agree. Their all harmless, but only one of the gives a shit about bettering the wiki, when he should probably just do other shit/get a fucking life. [[User:Jacko's Wacko Lawyer|JWL]] 15:19 27 January 2022 (EST)

:::: hi and bye viril lol. get a fucking life [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 15:24, 27 January 2022 (EST)

== i can't <nowiki>{{spree}}</nowiki> anymore ==

it triggers some spam blacklist, can [[User:Kaizen|you]] remove it? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 12:58, 2 February 2022 (EST)
:hm that's odd. the template consists basically of:
<pre>
{{Spree1}}{{Spree2}}{{seizurerape}} {{pain}}
</pre>
:have you tried just applying those four (or some or one of them) to the page in question? i see you tagged Kaizen. hopefully "Echo notifications" will notify him he was mentioned. if not, lmk and i can drop a note there. if youer already a sysop (i think so but i cant remember) try "subst:" 'ing the templates above? -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:31, 8 February 2022 (EST)

:please be more specific [[User:MarioMario456|mario]], "some spam blacklist" doesn't tell me anything. [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 15:28, 14 February 2022 (EST)
::this is what it says: "Error: The text you wanted to save was blocked by the spam filter. This is probably caused by a link to a blacklisted external site. The following text is what triggered our spam filter: wikipaste.eu " [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 15:30, 14 February 2022 (EST)
:::try now, i removed all references to wikipaste because it's fucking dead. [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 17:11, 14 February 2022 (EST)
::::it works now. thanks [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 17:35, 14 February 2022 (EST)

== Ethan Ralph Drama. ==

Not only do we need to update this to include all of 2021's drama, but I also found an archive of this article from 2020 back on .wiki
*https://web.archive.org/web/20201101024327/https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/TheRalphRetort#Raph_the_Pedophile
It was RIGHT before the site crash. So SOMEONE is gonna have to update it, and add all of [[User:Gloriousreader|GR's]] absolutely lulzy shoopz. I'll make his article the feature article to bring attention to his aticle. [[User:Truth4all|Truth4all]] 09:18 6 February 2021 (EDT)

== Hey [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] and [[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]]... ==

Please explain to me why [[QAnon]] doesn't belong on the {{Template|Leaders}} template. [[User:Tedium|Tedium]] 15:03 20 February 2021 (ECT)
:viril sock confirmed. enjoy your b& [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 15:13, 20 February 2022 (EST)

== wiki features requests ==

===update on the OGG/OGV/OGA handler plz (copied over from TJC archive 71)===
*is there any [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center/Archive/71#OGG handler|update on this]]? the .ogg of fagnotta's daddyporn keeps getting moved (by the same user) to an .ogv without explanation except to link to an IETF document which is updated and far past my limited knowledge of .ogg files. an old .OGG file of fagnotta's daddyporn worked fine at .rs and is even downloadable from archive.org (last i looked) but it will not play here. i believe i tried the .OGV format and it similarly would not play. pls halp -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:55, 1 December 2021 (EST)
::As per [https://github.com/wikimedia/mediawiki-extensions-TimedMediaHandler/blob/26485591eac05ff5091681eeb941af2495d3d67e/README#L21 line 21 of the TimedMediaHandler README] there is no longer support for .ogv files. I have attempted to force handling through ffmpeg to no avail, I'd suggest you download and re-encode the video in a format supported by [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:TimedMediaHandler TimedMediaHandler] like mp4 or webm. [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 00:11, 22 February 2022 (EST)
:::okay, will do. thanks for letting me know. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:10, 22 February 2022 (EST)

===Choose===
hi, we have a few articles that use the <nowiki><choose></nowiki> tags, like this userspace draft: [[User:Hipcrime/Generic Furry Article]], the only one i could find at the moment. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:06, 21 February 2022 (EST)
:I've added [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:RandomSelection RandomSelection] to handle these tags. [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 00:11, 22 February 2022 (EST)
::thank you! it works great now. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:10, 22 February 2022 (EST)

== Threat Advisory ==

It is the shitty date of 2/23/22, and Russia just declared war on Ukraine. Can we get a new threat advisory made to commemorate pointless meatgrinder wars? --[[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 22:44, 23 February 2022 (EST)
:Wait, hold on a fucking minute... isn't ED being hosted in Ukraine right now? [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 06:01, 24 February 2022 (EST)
::i think we are based in a mountain in the Alps. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:20, 15 April 2022 (EDT)

==Update GNA==
Half the GNA on the main page are already old and boring - maybe add the volunteersforukraine and some other articles to it instead?
{{unsigned2|Jelq}}
 
:<s>ok i will add that one. any others? -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:21, 15 April 2022 (EDT)</s>
:already done by MarioMario. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:24, 15 April 2022 (EDT)

== propose moving a really old article ==

<s>when, in the course of human events the zeitgeist changes such that it takes a ''real man'' to be a woman, and the same zeitgeist has developed a far lulzier term for women, it becomes necessary to move the shitty ED article on wammen to the much more politically correct and far lulzier term '''fronthole'''. plz vote below (plz dont make socks Viril) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:17, 15 April 2022 (EDT)</s> disregard that etcetera -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 06:38, 19 May 2022 (EDT)

== Big file upload issues ==

I downloaded [https://www.corrupt.org/archive/robert_crimo/video/are%20you%20awake_.mov this video] and compressed it down to 62MB (just below the 66MB upload limit). When I try to upload it here (in case anyone's asking "just upload it to YouTube", YouTube ''will'' ban this video, so uploading it to JewTube is not an option), I get "413 Request Entity Too Large" errors. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 08:18, 15 August 2022 (EDT)
:Update: It seems like files larger than 50MB will not upload. I recompressed the video to be [[:File:Awake The Rapper - Sleepwalker.mp4|just below 50MB]] and it uploaded. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 13:53, 20 August 2022 (EDT)

== Do we have 2022 backups ==

In case SHTF again some day - are there backups of the wiki and revisions that we can make into a torrent of the tar file or whatever, and put on Archive dot org? -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 08:28, 4 September 2022 (EDT)
:you can export pages using [[Special:Export]]. tho i'm not sure about any limits. might be easier to just dump from db. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 15:23, 5 September 2022 (EDT)
:Yeah, well someone needs to make a backup for just in case.--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:12, 16 September 2022 (EDT)
::Especially given the recent UMK situation !!! --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 12:30, 18 January 2023 (EST)

== new threat advisory (queen dead) ==
[[File:Advisory queen dead.png]]

fuck the back to school threat advisory this one is better and Of The Now™ [[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 16:50, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

:lol nice [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 17:59, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== file usage ==

on file pages, there is a section that lists file usage but files in a gallery are not shown in the filepage usage section. for instance, the following filepages dont show the files in use, despite their presence in [[Battle of Berkeley#Gallery]]:
*[[:File:Hairymuff_pepe.jpg]]
*[[:File:Pepe Damigo.jpg]]
*[[:File:Moldylocks mutual combat.jpg]]

[[:File:Eric Clanton.png]] is also in the article but not a gallery so Battle of Berkeley shows up in the file usage section so i am puzzled. did MediaWiki change something? -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 15:17, 13 September 2022 (EDT)
:This bug has existed for a while. My own solution is to make an edit simply adding "dummy" to the page, then immediately reverting said edit. Then the images will show up on "File usage". [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:45, 13 September 2022 (EDT)
::i tried it with the Hairymuff pepe file but i didnt use the word "dummy". i hadnt seen this bug until the other day. maybe it's cuz theyre imported using the maintenance script or maybe its a MediaWiki bug. i will poke around on their wiki and see if i can find anything. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:46, 15 September 2022 (EDT)
*the problem now seems to be fixed. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 15:43, 24 October 2022 (EDT)

== File Display Issue ==
I've successfully restored 3 images, all of which required being turned from .jpg to .png files and were converted using cloudconvert.com (except [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:20180605_204224.png File:20180605 204224.png]). [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:Kazuka_111.png File:Kazuka_111.png] isn't displaying properly but displays fine on my computer. Is there a way to restore an image without having to use the same file type so I don't have to convert? [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:Akira_004.png File:Akira_004.png]

--[[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 07:50, 19 December 2022 (EST)
:"'''Error generating thumbnail'''. There have been too many recent failed attempts (4 or more) to render this thumbnail. Please try again later." Check back tomorrow and see if it fixes itself. I got this error once and it went away the next day. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 09:41, 19 December 2022 (EST)

I can't upload the .png of File:Kazuka_111.png again and the current version still isn't displaying properly.
— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 07:55, 1 January 2023 (EST)

The images on the page https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Zaiger are either not available at all or display as thumbnail files. While some of the thumbnail files are in the thumb category others aren't. How do I add the thumbnail files to the thumbnail category? Is there a category for missing files?

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 09:50, 1 January 2023 (EST)
:"Error creating thumbnail: File with dimensions greater than 12.5 MP". This has happened to me before, just downscale the image. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 09:59, 1 January 2023 (EST)

The image [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:20180605_204527.png File:20180605_204527] is simply a cropped version of a popular wallpaper, to restore the image simply recrop the wallpaper. Here's one link to the wallpaper. [https://twitter.com/Post_animes_/status/1566207505008566276 Twitter post]
— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 08:17, 3 February 2023 (EST)

== [[:Template:Names]] and [[:Category:Names]] ==

why do these need to exist? this is bloat. we already have an alphabetical list of names in [[:Category:People]]. i want to purge these. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 04:57, 2 February 2023 (EST)

:You are right. They are absolutely useless. Also why there's a page for each name that just lists a few people with that name? What's the point? I think those should go as well. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 13:30, 2 February 2023 (EST)

::yes those too [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 12:12, 3 February 2023 (EST)

anybody wanna third this or object? imma wait a bit, but if noone speaks up imma do it [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 21:23, 7 February 2023 (EST)

== minors ==
:tldr we dont need biographies on every stupid kid. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]])
should we even keep articles about minors that have no significant contribution to (capital letters) Internet Drama? wasn't the lax attitude about that in the zaiger era a huge reason so many minors came here and shat out countless highschool attack articles, making the matter worse? idk maybe it's cos im 10,000 years old now but doxxing kids for being somewhat stupid online is a very low bar for justifying an article's existence. it isn't up to snuff with [[ED Policy]], and is generally not ethical trolling imo and was never core to ED. exceptions to this would probably be [[Jessi Slaughter|JS]], [[Mitchell Henderson|MH]], and others that spawned actual memes. i'd like to remove some long, old, but stupid and broken articles in [[:Category:Deathnotice]] that i am torn over. thoughts? [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 19:12, 4 February 2023 (EST)
:I would disagree that minors should be treated differently than anyone else on ED. Now that beings said some of the article in that category are absolute crap but a few aren't that bad. I'd suggest to keep better ones for now (even if it's old and irrelevant drama). What do you think? [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 19:30, 4 February 2023 (EST)
::I wouldn't bitch if some crapstubs silently disappeared, but y'all need get rid of the underage faggots already. Cunts are a fucking liability and everyone knows it.
::[[User:Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 21:03, 11 April 2023 (EDT)

Articles on minors and attack articles by high schoolers are both fucking hilarious-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 23:12, 14 April 2023 (EDT)

yeah gonna just start purging most of this shit. settle it the old fashioned way, kids. punch it out in the school parking lot, don't be a pussy. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:22, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[Thug Posting]] ==

Requesting this article. I'm sorry for being a lazy faggot and not doing it myself. But I figured someone here might be a better writer than me. I can work on a stub later possibly-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 23:13, 14 April 2023 (EDT)
:Just made a crapstub. plz help-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 23:19, 14 April 2023 (EDT)

== PSA: Imgur planning purge of old and NSFW content ==

As I mentioned on [[MediaWiki_talk:Uploadtext]], Imgur is planning a purge of old and NSFW content. [[MediaWiki:Uploadtext]] should recommend a different image hosting site. In addition, ED contains a multitude of links to imgur:

* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?target=http%3A%2F%2F*.imgur.com&title=Special%3ALinkSearch HTTP links]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?target=https%3A%2F%2F*.imgur.com&title=Special%3ALinkSearch HTTPS links]

Someone might need to upload these images to ED. --[[User:Ld3105|Ld3105]] ([[User talk:Ld3105|talk]]) 10:43, 20 April 2023 (EDT)
:Isn't there a search string you can use to find shit that's being hosted on / hyperlinked to Imgur from here? [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 12:38, 7 June 2023 (EDT)

::[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=imgur&fulltext=Search What kind of fucking retard are you?] Just literally search imgur, you dumb bitch. [[User:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]] ([[User talk:Cobaltcat|talk]]) 12:58, 7 June 2023 (EDT)

== [[Template:Spoilers]] misuse/overuse ==

The site is littered with "Spoiler" notices created by retards who are apparently unaware of [[Template:Breakingnews]] or [[Template:Goodnews]] or any of the [[:Category:Notice_Templates|dozens of other notice templates]]. And/or the spoiler text is completely irrelevant and/or extremely unfunny.

Some samples of the stupidity in question (literally picked at random from the template's "what links here" page):

* [[BoA]]
* [[Bernie Madoff]]
* [[Tsunami]]
* [[Tabula Rasa]]
* [[Onision]]
* [[Rebecca Black]]
* [[Mariotehplumber]]
* [[The Guardian]]
* [[Radiohead]]
* [[Sonic . EXE]]

I'd say only about 40% of articles are actually using this template appropriately. Another 20% or so are dubious (the "spoiler" is for how the IRL story being told by the article ends) and the rest are moronic late additions that should be converted to [[Template:Breakingnews]] or removed completely.

If no one objects, I'd like to go over the "what links here" page for the template to try and remove/convert some of the worst misuses.

A warning message in the template page would also be appreciated.

[[User:Hazardous Environment|Hazardous Environment]] ([[User talk:Hazardous Environment|talk]]) 20:20, 26 May 2023 (EDT)
 
{{Spoiler|[[User:Hazardous Environment|Hazardous Environment]] is a giant faggot}}
[[User:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]] ([[User talk:Cobaltcat|talk]]) 03:53, 27 May 2023 (EDT)

== Are articles and pictures being removed or censored? ==

I've noticed a few images, and now [[Offended]], just return 404 Not Found pages. Are they being blocked by the web host or something, or did we have to take them down, or is it an error at my end? 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 16:50, 11 June 2023 (EDT)
:[[User:Kaizen]] what line in the server config is causing this madness? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:54, 11 June 2023 (EDT)
Oh yeah, also [[CP]] and [[Jailbait]] return hard 404s. You can bypass the 404 pages by using redirects:

*For the CP page use [[Gacha Life]]
*For the Jailbait page use [[JB]]
*For the offended page use [[Kids on the internet]]

Don't know why it works perfectly fine with redirects, but not the actual page. [[File:GachaLifeSucks2.jpg|link=user:Gachalifesucks]] 12:03, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

::It is URL censoring, most likely. [[User:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]] ([[User talk:Cobaltcat|talk]]) 07:32, 18 June 2023 (EDT)

:::Well who's censoring it? The host of the site? You guys might wanna check with them. [[File:GachaLifeSucks2.jpg|link=user:Gachalifesucks]] 12:03, 21 June 2023 (EDT)
(ps, it also works if you put a question and some random ass arguments, for example:
https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Offended?404page=retardedasfuck) [[File:GachaLifeSucks2.jpg|link=user:Gachalifesucks]] 16:17, 21 June 2023 (EDT)
::::Probably is the "site host." I'd start backing things up if I were any of you guys.--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 09:15, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== To any of the newfags here, LEAVE THE [[Evil-Unveiled]] STUFF ALONE!!!!! ==

That shit is supposed to be for archival purposes incase [[archive.today]] decides to shut it down like [[archive.org]] did. Thanks [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] ([[User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|talk]]) 03:46, 28 June 2023 (EDT)

Admins should lock them for any non-editors...
ASAP.

[[File:Pedobear head outline.png|33px]]<big>[[User:4ourty|'''4ourtyskin''']]</big> 15:50, 10 August 2023 (EDT)

== who the fuck is in charge atm ==

Hey? Who is "the big guy" in charge of our community currently? For transparency it would be cool to know. kthxhai. xoxoxo --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 14:51, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:The one with access to the server? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:07, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:::Yes. In case backups need made or whatever.--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 08:14, 2 July 2023 (EDT)
::The ethereal being named Pax. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 17:06, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:::How do we contact PAX?--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 08:14, 2 July 2023 (EDT)
:::followin' up lel. --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:13, 15 July 2023 (EDT)
::::On the forums, Kaizen (the only person who seems to know PAX) hasn't been online since last month, so maybe he finally left for good. Remember that Kaizen quit because UMK doxed him; so maybe PAX is either Kaizen going undercover, or PAX is too much of a normalfag to create an account on the wiki and forum. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 23:47, 15 July 2023 (EDT)
:::::Well then we definitley need to make back-ups of the site just to be safe. Images and pages in seperate archive dumps. --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:04, 26 July 2023 (EDT)

== requests ops here ==

want to set the main page? have been editing awhile? request that here. just don't set unfunny shit-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]])

== Can You ==

Give me the ability to title the XOTN pages cuz they look like crap without them

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 5 August 2023 (EDT)

== Christmas Capitalism Threat. ==

{{ping|CrackRabbit}}, {{ping|The PolishPrince}}: Is there one of those yet? If not, can you please email me some ideas for them? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 04:48, 10 August 2023 (EDT)
: Use Gordon Gekko, holding his brick cell phone, and paste him in front of a christmas tree.
[[File:Gekkodkgray-main.jpg|center|350px]]
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:23, 10 August 2023 (EDT)
::not anti-semetic enough [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 07:42, 11 August 2023 (EDT)

==Set the XOTNs more often==
It's fucking [[9/11|JEWS DID WTC Day]] and there are redlinks for XOTNs on the main page.

[[Template:Tasks|This page]] makes it easy to know which XOTNs need to be set. There will be three squares for each XOTN; the first square is for today, the second one is for tomorrow, and the last one is for the day after tomorrow. If one square is red instead of black, it indicates said XOTN needs to be set. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 11:53, 11 September 2023 (EDT)

== Please temporarily unprotect [[Wikipedia]] ==

I would like to edit the "[[Wikipedia]]" article. Could it please be unprotected temporarily? --[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 19:11, 4 October 2023 (EDT)

== Is there a site Warrant Canary in place for user safety? ==

Just wondering, in case SHTF again. [[File:Internet law enforcement techniques.png|320px]]--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 07:49, 10 October 2023 (EDT)

== site broke ==

have we tried turning it off and then on again --[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]] ([[User talk:Likeicare|talk]]) 03:24, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Where do we meet the next time Dramatica is offline? ==

Dramatica was unreachable in early December. Instead, some domain parking site came up. Is there any place Dramatica editors can meet the next time something alike happens? [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 21:44, 11 December 2023 (EST)
:The same place we meet every friday. At your mum's. [[User:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]] ([[User talk:Cobaltcat|talk]]) 22:04, 11 December 2023 (EST)

== recent changes doing the usual ==

for whatever reason RC is fucked up. it works if you use it "normally" but if you use the live updates button...yeah. seems to be a cookie / settings issue, since the same thing has happened twice. basically, whoever has access to logs should maybe look at it if thats even possible. using webkit aka chrome / edge / safari / etc, its the same engine

setting it to 500 changes recreates the issue occasionally. again, seems to be a cookie or settings issue. im an editor btw so yeah im not trying to ask a dumb question here...kinda sorta supposed to watch RC occasionally - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 23:53, 15 December 2023 (EST)
: its almost like javascript is trying to dos the client and the server at the same time. if it cant read the settings then it sends itself into an infinite loop of requests. something like that - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 23:55, 15 December 2023 (EST)
::What browser? And do you use any plugins, nigger? Write me your password and I'll take a look at your settings. Im an admin btw so I'm not trying to steal your account and write gayer shit. [[User:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]] ([[User talk:Cobaltcat|talk]]) 01:08, 16 December 2023 (EST)

*i think its in preferences. this is what i use and it almost always works the old way:
[[File:Ungroup recent changes.png|center|400px]]
::-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:25, 16 December 2023 (EST)
:::We know what your preferences are, homo boy. [[User:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]] ([[User talk:Cobaltcat|talk]]) 03:35, 17 December 2023 (EST)
::::lol good to see you around. :^D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 15:37, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== "EDiot" user right ==

What does the "EDiot" user right actually do? 🤣 [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 00:25, 10 January 2024 (EST)
:The wiki was getting spammed with fake accounts that were posting scam links so instead of disabling registration it was decided to create a new user group that will have editing rights while default users won't. Even tho it's kinda pointless now it still looks like a nice title to have [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 16:54, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== User rename proposal ==

We should consider renaming [[User:IceGirl2003]] to [[User:IceBoy2003]] ([[there are no girls on the internet|reason]]). [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 05:58, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== <nowiki>{{Dediot}}</nowiki> revamp proposal ==

I thought the <nowiki>{{Dediot}}</nowiki> template looked like crap so I [[User:Coelacanth/Sandbox#.7B.7BDediot.7D.7D_revamp|gave it a makeover]]. Feedback would be appreciated. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 02:11, 27 February 2024 (EST)
:You're a faggot. [[User:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]] ([[User talk:Cobaltcat|talk]]) 21:31, 27 February 2024 (EST)

== Could use some help with this one ==

I've never started an article before: [[User:Loldongs/Sweet Baby Inc Detected]]

I'd really like if someone else would give it a once-over. This whole Sweet Baby thing is definitely lulzworthy if we could get some more pictures and a couple of folks who are actually funny involved.

[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 22:57, 14 March 2024 (EDT)
:This page's looking good so far. Keep up the hard work. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 08:20, 15 March 2024 (EDT)
::Thanks! I've got it to a place where I'm happy with it. Would you move it out of my userspace? I don't have permission to move articles.[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 20:57, 20 March 2024 (EDT)
::Cheers for the move, mate![[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 14:30, 23 March 2024 (EDT)

== EDitor privs ==

Hi whoever the fuck monitors this shit, I been here a while and contributed a lot so EDitor privs would be nice and it redirected here to ask for them [[kthxbai]] - [[File:Elliot_Mlady.jpg|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 23:53, 25 March 2024 (EST)
:{{done}} -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:51, 19 April 2024 (EDT)
:: Could you please make me an EDit'''or''' too? I have been around since early October. (Don't you dare make me an EDi'''ot''' ;-) ) [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 15:14, 23 April 2024 (EDT)

== Regarding the current owner ==

Since it's been more than a year and the current owner of Encyclopedia Dramatica '''still''' hasn't shown up (I even emailed Kaizen and even he couldn't help me get in contact with him), I've got an idea on how to get in contact with him: put a message on the sitenotice trying to get him to email me. Do you think this is a good idea, if it'll even work? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 10:47, 13 April 2024 (EDT)
:He wouldn't mail you and you know it, don't even bother because kaizen isn't coming out of hiding any time soon. [[User:JohnBarosa|JB]] | [[User talk:JohnBarosa|**(SQUARE UP NIGGA)**]] 12:08, 15 April 2024 (EDT)
:: Kaizen isn't online, but at least Kaze Emanuar is. ;-) [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 15:18, 23 April 2024 (EDT)

You are retarded --[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]] ([[User talk:Likeicare|talk]]) 09:42, 16 April 2024 (EDT)

== Breaking news: fursecution ==

https://nypost.com/2024/04/18/us-news/utah-middle-schoolers-stage-walk-out-over-alleged-furries-in-classroom/
Somebody cover it. I'm too lazy.[[User:Robocop669|Robocop669]] ([[User talk:Robocop669|talk]]) 09:35, 19 April 2024 (EDT)

== ed has fucking lead poisoning ==

the amount of boomer shit on this wiki i swear to god this is all zaiger's fault [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:17, 25 July 2024 (UTC)
:STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 06:19, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

== GNA / BNA mechanics are changing ==

tacking {{template|GNA}} and {{template|BNA}} onto articles to put them in [[:Category:GNA]] and [[:Category:BNA]] does nothing but shit up maintenance since they just have to be ''removed'' from the articles a month later. the idea of GNA / BNA is meant to be a small showcase list on main, this is too much kludge for that. and having categories for a handful of rotating articles is pointless. i'm getting rid of {{template|GNA}}, [[:Category:GNA]], and [[:Category:BNA]], and making {{template|BNA}} a deathnotice. this is going to make GNA/BNA rotation a fuck lot easier since you only need to edit [[Main Page/ED:GNA]] and [[Main Page/ED:BNA]]. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 11:13, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

:done [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 13:12, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

[[Portal:BNA]] is also going away. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 13:11, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

== Articles for Restoration ==

If anybody could help with restoring the '''Chris King''' article it would be appreciated, unfortunately Wayback didn't save the source code: https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 02:40, 27 July 2024 (UTC)

Also '''The Adventures of Pepe and Pede''': https://web.archive.org/web/20190426192554/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/The_Adventures_of_Pepe_and_Pede [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 04:57, 27 July 2024 (UTC)

And add '''Daniel Holtzclaw''' to the list: https://web.archive.org/web/20170904223653/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Daniel_Holtzclaw [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 07:59, 27 July 2024 (UTC)

== project 2025 ==

heritage training vids got dumped, we could have an article https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob2nmb97OkY&list=PL8_lN8JGpWGx0Oqnnwc5CQoa5Zssht0O7 [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 14:29, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

it's topical and these interviews are very skinwalker 101 [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 14:36, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

== [[ED10|ED20]] [[File:Sprites - Birthday Cupcake.gif]] ==

Any plans for next month? This site may be dying, but can we get one last hurrah from Encyclopedia Dramatica?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:13, 5 November 2024 (UTC)

*It was that Twatcicle that was posting ads with viruses in them that started the downfall. It can be turned around.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:08, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
:is that why .online went down? -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:38, 29 November 2024 (UTC)

== search function (and more) returns an error ==

searching for anything has been a hassle lately because it craps out with an error message like this one:
<blockquote>Internal error 
[51c29afd9dd2b4b20867c7e0] 2024-11-29 22:32:15: Fatal exception of type "Wikimedia\Assert\PreconditionException"
</blockquote>
it makes it a pain in the ass to look for anything lately. it doesnt always happen but im not sure why it only happens sometimes instead of all the time. is this a known issue? maybe its just me... does anyone else experience this? -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:37, 29 November 2024 (UTC)

*its good to see h64 back, so i clicked their usarpage and i got a different error:
<blockquote>
Internal error 
[8deb14128b48677d2b264bb3] 2024-11-29 22:44:02: Fatal exception of type "MediaWiki\Extension\Scribunto\Engines\LuaCommon\LuaInterpreterNotExecutableError"
</blockquote>
this error is reproducible, at least for me. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:51, 29 November 2024 (UTC)

== Spam Filter ==

I was trying to add NyankoBF's dox to the sprunki page and got told my text was blocked by an external filter because of a link to doxbin. any way to override? [[User:Globe-kun|Globe-kun]] ([[User talk:Globe-kun|talk]]) 02:11, 10 January 2025 (UTC)

User:Globe-kun/Sprunki

2025-01-08T01:04:28Z

Globe-kun: Globe-kun moved page User:Globe-kun/Sprunki to Sprunki: Just moving this to mainspace.

#REDIRECT [[Sprunki]]

Sprunki

2025-01-08T01:04:28Z

Globe-kun: Globe-kun moved page User:Globe-kun/Sprunki to Sprunki: Just moving this to mainspace.

Sprunki is a fan game of an online "music maker" tool called Incredibox which centers around [[autism|bright characters singing music]], that despite being a very simple game, has lore and a full-on fanbase. Similar to FPE with its singular, only episode that has spawned tons of associated faggotry, this fanbase stretches this shitty Scratch fangame made by a 15-year-old past its simplicity and makes up very complicated lore, OC's and fan animations for it. As is typical with media of such a type, the fans of Sprunki are mostly underage children whose stimulation centers are constantly crashing from their addiction to watching low-quality garbage videos with bright colors and loud sounds. The game is also made by a chink with a small penis and mental dysfunction who can't spell worth a shit.
=="Lore"==
After playing ''Sprunki'' for a few minutes, you would discover that it's not a super complicated, slow burn, AAA rpg like the fandom makes it out to be, but rather, it's just a simple tool where you can drag items to characters and they play music loops. That's really it. There's a item you can use that makes the characters sPoOkY OoOoOoO but really, that's just it. The fans of this game will desperately grasp at straws and make their own lore, then write very long TL;DR theories on who killed who and who did what to which Sprunk, since there quite literally is zero lore in a game that has no reason to have lore. As if that weren't enough, everybody in the fanbase has to make their own character and then tie themself into the plot, leading us to...

== The Rabid and Autistic Fanbase ==

The popularity of Sprunki has brought with it many small kids and content farmers running after the small kids with a heaping handful of Sprunki rule34 fresh out of the printer. When you take into account things like it being a generic bait-and-switch "horror" game and the simplicity of the characters designs (making autistic OCs a breeze to draw), it's easy to see why.

The fanbase itself is like if you cryogenically froze the Friday Night Funkin' fandom in its prime. Unfunny inside jokes, people shoehorning Sprunki reaction gifs in an attempt to show their hyperfixations off, and electronic slapfights over the same copied characters.

== NyankosBF Pwned! ==

Dedicated members from the UTTP community (arguably a more spergy crew than ''Sprunki'' fans, due to infighting amongst major community members/admins) took it upon himself to bring to light the dox of one Yothsapat Harikul, but not before hacking his Discord and YouTube channel to spam such lulzy messages as "IM ACTUALLY 10 AND I LOVE CHILD PORN NIGGERS!!".
[[File:NyankosBF Face.jpeg|thumb|Here he is, in the flesh. Challenge: Is the one on the right a Thai ladyboy hooker?]]

Sprunki

2025-01-08T01:01:45Z

Globe-kun:

File:NyankosBF Face.jpeg

2025-01-08T00:45:35Z

Globe-kun:

Sprunki

2025-01-08T00:41:01Z

Globe-kun: Haven't touched this page in forever.

{{Underconstruction}}

Sprunki is a fan game of an online "music maker" tool called Incredibox which centers around [[autism|bright characters singing music]], that despite being a very simple game, has lore and a full-on fanbase. Similar to FPE with its singular, only episode that has spawned tons of associated faggotry, this fanbase stretches this shitty Scratch fangame made by a 15-year-old past its simplicity and makes up very complicated lore, OC's and fan animations for it. As is typical with media of such a type, the fans of Sprunki are mostly underage children whose stimulation centers are constantly crashing from their addiction to watching low-quality garbage videos with bright colors and loud sounds. The game is also made by a real-life stereotypical Thai ladyboy with severe mental dysfunction. No, we aren't kidding!
=="Lore"==
After playing ''Sprunki'' for a few minutes, you would discover that it's not a super complicated, slow burn, AAA rpg like the fandom makes it out to be, but rather, it's just a simple tool where you can drag items to characters and they play music loops. That's really it. There's a item you can use that makes the characters sPoOkY OoOoOoO but really, that's just it. The fans of this game will desperately grasp at straws and make their own lore, then write very long TL;DR theories on who killed who and who did what to which Sprunk, since there quite literally is zero lore in a game that has no reason to have lore. As if that weren't enough, everybody in the fanbase has to make their own character and then tie themself into the plot, leading us to...

== The Rabid and Autistic Fanbase ==
Work in progress. Work in progress. Work in progress. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

== NyankosBF Pwned! ==

Dedicated members from the UTTP community (arguably a more spergy crew than ''Sprunki'' fans, due to infighting amongst major community members/admins) took it upon himself to bring to light the dox of one Yothsapat Harikul, but not before hacking his Discord and YouTube channel to spam such lulzy messages as "IM ACTUALLY 10 AND I LOVE CHILD PORN NIGGERS!!".
(images of Nyanko are to be uploaded)

User:Globe-kun

2025-01-04T15:16:08Z

Globe-kun:

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{{Editor}}
 
 
[[Touhou]] fan and... uhh... literal globe. 

Current article I'm working on making: [[User:Globe-kun/Sprunki|''Sprunki''.]]

=== My to-do ===

Polish up pages written by the retarded and autistic (anything logo/bonzi related)
Add everything on the Kiwi Farms Geometry Dash thread to that page. Twenty pages of spergs fighting over a mobile game.

User:Globe-kun

2024-11-01T23:40:26Z

Globe-kun:

<center>
{{Editor}}
 
 
[[Touhou]] fan and... uhh... literal globe. 

Current article I'm working on making: [[User:Globe-kun/Sprunki|''Sprunki''.]]

User:Globe-kun

2024-11-01T23:40:06Z

Globe-kun:

<center>
{{Editor}}
 
 
[[Touhou]] fan and 

Current article I'm working on making: [[User:Globe-kun/Sprunki|''Sprunki''.]]

Sprunki

2024-11-01T23:39:46Z

Globe-kun:

{{Underconstruction}}

Sprunki is a fan game of an online "music maker" tool called Incredibox which centers around [[autism|bright characters singing music]], that despite being a very simple game, has lore and a full-on fanbase. Similar to FPE with its singular, only episode that has spawned tons of associated faggotry, this fanbase stretches this shitty Scratch fangame made by a [[12-year-old girl]] past its simplicity and makes up very complicated lore, OC's and fan animations for it. As is typical with media of such a type, the fans of Sprunki are mostly underage children whose stimulation centers are constantly crashing from their addiction to watching low-quality garbage videos with bright colors and loud sounds. 
=="Lore"==
After playing ''Sprunki'' for a few minutes, you would discover that it's not a super complicated, slow burn, AAA rpg like the fandom makes it out to be, but rather, it's just a simple tool where you can drag items to characters and they play music loops. That's really it. There's a item you can use that makes the characters sPoOkY OoOoOoO but really, that's just it. The fans of this game will desperately grasp at straws and make their own lore, then write very long TL;DR theories on who killed who and who did what to which Sprunk, since there quite literally is zero lore in a game that has no reason to have lore. As if that weren't enough, everybody in the fanbase has to make their own character and then tie themself into the plot, leading us to...

== The Rabid and Autistic Fanbase ==
Work in progress. Work in progress. Work in progress. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

Sprunki

2024-11-01T23:38:13Z

Globe-kun: /* "Lore" */

Sprunki

2024-11-01T23:31:18Z

Globe-kun: