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User talk:GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT

2024-08-22T00:01:39Z

GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT:

== SHEMALE BITCH FORGOT TO FULLY BLOCK ME, HOW DARE SHE...TSK TSK TSK== [[girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized and stalked with his family with of out content public info by PERVERTED SICK [[wikipedo]]s and associates EDPEDOS mentioned here]] == ==

== [[girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized and stalked with his family with of out content public info by PERVERTED SICK [[wikipedo]]s and associates EDPEDOS mentioned here]] ==

User talk:GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT

2024-08-21T23:58:37Z

GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT: /* SHEMALE BITCH FORGOT TO FULLY BLOCK ME, HOW DARE SHE...== girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized and stalked with his family with of out content public info by PERVERTED SICK wikipedos and associates EDPEDOS mentioned here == */ new section

== SHEMALE BITCH FORGOT TO FULLY BLOCK ME, HOW DARE SHE...== [[girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized and stalked with his family with of out content public info by PERVERTED SICK [[wikipedo]]s and associates EDPEDOS mentioned here]] == ==

== [[girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized and stalked with his family with of out content public info by PERVERTED SICK [[wikipedo]]s and associates EDPEDOS mentioned here]] ==

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Quote of the Now/August 21, 2024

2024-08-21T23:57:22Z

GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT: girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized and stalked with his family with of out content public info by PERVERTED SICK [[wikipedos and associates EDPEDOS mentioned here]]

== [[girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized and stalked with his family with of out content public info by PERVERTED SICK [[wikipedo]]s and associates EDPEDOS mentioned here]] ==

girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH!

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX:
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User:GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT

2024-08-21T23:55:58Z

GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT:

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet http://manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html
{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}

User:GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT

2024-08-21T23:55:33Z

GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT: Created page with "Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet http://manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html"

User talk:GirlOnInternet

2024-08-21T23:55:12Z

GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT: /* MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! */ Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet http://manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.

==graykat==

It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)

== New article ==

Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)

== hey... ==

https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King

Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)

[[File:Gap3.jpg]]

== Sonicicide ==

I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== Question ==

Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)

== Article ==

Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

==Remove the time limit on edf==
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)

== archives and server status ==

hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== I Did It Too ==

I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)

== Lol ==

I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)

== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==

dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!

Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!

It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again...

Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!

This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!!

cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/

more socks as usual:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

<Is your emaila active?> If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed..

he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!

[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk

== User Name Change ==

How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])

Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

: GERDA, THERE IS ZERO GUARANTEE OF EDITS SAFETY ON EDSHIT!!!

== YO!!! ==

Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent: There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.

== Liking All The Changes You've Made ==

My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you've made on the other.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&diff=prev&oldid=1876989 ==
<s>
It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

: '''''HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...

=== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ===

IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet http://manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html

== Can You Fix This? ==
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

** it might be because I'm using a phone, have the Samsung fold.

*** DID what you said about checking my work. Before posting August's XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I'm pretty sure there isn't a mistake in them.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN. You are an artist My Lady

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== What Is An EDiot ==

Sounds cool.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO CAT AKA XXBlackburnXx (wikipedia's spy) aka ddead (deadbrain) FOREVER blocked on wikialpha.org BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==

YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...

== hi ==

finally a tld i can get behind. and in front of. and under. can i have my old job back, for the 3rd time this year [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:33, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
: ye. thankie [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:40, 24 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[favicon.ico]] ==

does this article exist for the mediawiki to function, or? i reinstated its protection btw. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

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not sure you have it configured right,
<pre>
$ curl -I https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/favicon.ico
HTTP/2 301
...
content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
...
</pre>
[[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:44, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

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ur gonna hafta make an exception for it in the web server itself so it doesn't try going through mediawiki index, it has to serve as a static file. otherwise it's just gonna try showing the wiki page to robots/browsers looking for the icon. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:24, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== kopmalla ==

GJ with all the time you're putting into it but the [[Kamala Harris]] article reeks of Obama-era boomer shit. there are a lot of other (real) things she could be getting dragged for that won't read like you just shot meth up your ass and started mashing your keyboard like my raving lunatic uncle at thanksgiving. like locking people up for smoking pot but also then laughing about how she used to smoke it. that's good, more of that. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 08:25, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== EDF Banners ==

I saw you asking Kleetus for EDF banners. Since he won't be back for a few days I thought I'd dump all the ones I got in the mean time. Hope this helps.

206 Files:

https://files.catbox.moe/utbuh6.zip

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:13, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

== front page portal list ==

i'd like to move it below GNA/BNA, above the footer. thoughts? prayers? DYK should definitely be above it though. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:23, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== BALEET THE [[icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW ==

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DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT {{unsigned|Xaosflux}}
:No. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:42, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

== What were you thinking ==

No, seriously, what were you thinking when [[Special:Redirect/logid/400673|you decided to make]] a complete retard who is [https://www.youtube.com/@yaroslavtv988 so obsessed with Farm Frenzy] a sysop??? Such an obsession and such a loveboner with such a shitty game that only faggots play should obviously cause for automatic disqualification to be a sysop on ED. You need to have better vetting processes. I'm not kidding about that. [[User:Icewillow9|Icewillow9]] ([[User talk:Icewillow9|talk]]) 16:40, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

User:GirlOnInternet

2024-08-21T23:54:46Z

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: ''GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: [[Girlvinyl|Girlvinyl's]] [[OhInternet]]''

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'''GirlOnInternet'''{{cite}} is a 30-something [[Cyberpunk|advanced AI construct]] that has been editing [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since the days of '''.se''' starting with the articles ''[[LeonX]]'', ''[[Netorare]]'', ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'', ''[[Netoraserare]]'' and ''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]''. GirlOnInternet has been a user and [[sysop]] since [[2015]] and a [[Bureaucratic Fuck|Jewfrocrat]] since [[2019]]. GirlOnInternet is also the creator of [[Template:RapeSeries]]. It is purely [[Coincidence Detector|(((coincidental)))]] that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be [[Goy|GOI]].

GirlOnInternet enjoys using avatars from ''[[Hazbin Hotel]]'', ''[[Homestuck]]'' and other [[cringe]]y [[cartoons]] just to [[Troll|provoke a reaction]]. GirlOnInternet dislikes {{Supreme}} and other retarded [[hypebeast]] bullshit. GirlOnInternet believes [[abortion]] should be illegal not out of [[Christfag|moral objections]], but [[For the lulz|because it would be extremely funny]]. GirlOnInternet collects [[anime figures]] and enjoys reading [[degenerate]] [[hentai]] [[manga]]. GirlOnInternet has also gotten ED's official [[Twitter]]{{verified}} account banned [[at least 100]] times.

You may contact GirlOnInternet on '''[https://discord.gg/77MDdGYATd ED Discord]''' ('''@girlvinyl'''), on '''[https://{{SERVERNAME}}/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&action=edit&section=new the wiki]''' or on '''[https://forums.{{SERVERNAME}}/members/girloninternet.450/ EDF]'''. You can piss off GirlOnInternet and not face any consequences.

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== The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet ==

[[File:BetterWithBernie.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Bernie Goetz]] is one of GirlOnInternet's favorite Jews.]]

'''GirlDoingCrime'''
*'''[[Bernie Goetz]]'''
*'''[[The Central Park Five]]'''
*'''[[Marcellus Williams]]'''
*'''[[Cyntoia Brown]]'''
*'''[[Nasim Aghdam]]'''
*'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]'''
*'''[[Brenda Ann Spencer]]'''
*'''[[Sean Windingland]]'''
*'''[[Belen Aldecosea]]'''
*[[Linda Carty]]
*[[George Stinney]]
*[[Leo Frank]]
*[[Floyd Lee Corkins]]
*[[Andrew Kehoe]]
*[[Hussein Khavari]]
*[[Nicholas Giampa]]
*[[Lakeith Smith]]
*[[Getting away with it]]
*[[Knife Control]]

[[File:RoadkillNights.jpg|thumb|GirlOnInternet believes [[James Alex Fields]] is innocent.]]

'''GirlOnTrump'''
*'''[[Doomsday Clock]]'''
*'''[[Valerie Plame]]'''
*'''[[The Krassenstein Brothers]]'''
*'''[[Keith Olbermann]]'''
*'''[[James Alex Fields]]'''
*'''[[DisruptJ20]]'''
*'''[[Seth Rich]]'''
*'''[[Jussie Smollett]]'''
*'''[[Jessica Leeds]]'''
*'''[[BLMKidnapping]]'''
*'''[[Steele Dossier]]'''
*[[Stormy Daniels]]
*[[ImposterBuster]]
*[[Scott Allen Meek Stephens]]

'''GirlOnPolitics'''
*'''[[Kamala Harris (prostitute)]]'''
*'''[[Joe Kennedy]]'''
*'''[[Maxine Waters]]'''
*'''[[Dianne Feinstein]]'''
*[[Kennedy family]]
*[[Robert F. Kennedy]]
*[[Ted Kennedy]]
*[[Madeleine Albright]]
*‎[[Cory Booker]]
*[[Jeff Flake]]
*[[Harvey Milk]]
*[[Jimmy Carter]]

'''GirlAtLaw'''
*'''[[Roe v. Wade]]'''
*'''[[Title IX]]'''
*'''[[Anthony Kennedy]]'''
*[[Brett Kavanaugh]]
*[[Ruth Bader Ginsburg]]
*[[Clarence Thomas]]
*[[Sweet Cakes]]

'''GirlOnImmigration'''
*'''[[Maria Meza]]'''
*'''[[Jakelin Caal ]]'''
*'''[[DACA]]'''
*[[No Human Being is Illegal]]
*[[Sanctuary Cities]]
*[[Diversity Russian Roulette]]
*[[14 Heartbreaking Photos That Will Make You Say "Fuck Having Borders and Law And Shit"]]

'''GirlOnCamel'''
*‎[[White Helmets]]
*[[Al Jazeera]]
*[[Bana Alabed]]
*[[Rayyan Sokkarie]]
*[[Kwalah Noman]]

'''GirlOnGirl'''
*'''[[Femen]]'''
*'''[[ThotAudit]]'''
*'''[[Kesha]]'''
*'''[[Jee Jing]]'''
*'''[[Unrapeable]]'''
*[[Ashley Lynch]]
*[[Margaret Pless]]
*[[Melody Hensley]]
*[[Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls]]
*[[Problematic]]
*[[Katherine Cross]]
*[[The Tim Hunt Affair]]
*[[The Cosby Effect]]
*[[August Ames]]
*[[Nancybratt]]
*[[Bony Pink]]
*[[Maggie Lindemann]]
*[[HopeStillFlies]]
*[[Andi Dier]]
*[[Shannon Watts]]
*[[Kevin Burke]]
*[[Peter Daou]]
*[[Jamel Myles]]
*[[Raped Statistics]]
*[[Andi Dier]]

'''GirlOnShortbus'''
*'''[[Husker the Wolf]]'''
*'''[[Lucian Hodoboc]]'''
*'''[[Micah Dawson]]'''
*'''[[Colby James]]'''
*[[KodyBoy555]]

'''GirlWatchingAnime'''
*'''[[Kurt Eichenbald]]'''
*'''[[LeonX]]'''
*'''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'''
*'''[[Netorare]]'''
*'''[[Netoraserare]]'''
*[[Misty Chronexia]]
*[[DATE]]
*[[Orz]]
*[[The Rapeman]]
*[[Mara]]
*[[Queen's Stallion]]
*[[Shanadrac]]
*[[Otako Studio]]
*[[Figure Collecting]]
*[[The Great Escape]]
*[[Uziga Waita]]
*[[Ska01trg00sp]]
*[[Pixiv]]
*[[Emergence]]

'''GirlOnGaming'''
*'''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]'''
*'''[[The Outer Worlds]]'''
*'''[[Phantasy Star II]]'''
*'''[[Todd Rogers]]'''
*'''[[Rape Day]]'''
*[[Phantasy Star]]
*[[Phantasy Star III]]
*[[Phantasy Star IV]]
*[[Phantasy Star Online]]
*[[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]]
*[[Starfield]]
*[[Far Cry 5]]
*[[Eurojank]]
*[[Linkle]]
*[[Billy Mitchell]]
*[[Nintendo Labo]]
*[[Shin Megami Tensei]]
*[[Wizardry]]
*[[PC-98]]

'''GirlOnSports'''
*'''[[Chyna]]'''
*[[Kamala Harris]]
*[[‎Michael Bennett]]

'''GirlInJungle'''
*[[Supreme|{{supreme}}]]
*'''[[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle]]'''
*'''[[Bill Cosby]]'''
*'''[[Korryn Gaines]]'''
*'''[[Bait Truck]]'''
*'''[[Zwarte Piet]]'''
*[[Defend Our Hoodz]]
*[[Jerelyn Luther]]
*[[Golliwogg]]
*[[Yasuke]]
*[[Piedmont Park Hanging]]

'''GirlBeingRandom'''
*'''[[Ouija Board]]'''
*'''[[I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting]]'''
*'''[[Fight the New Drug]]'''
*'''[[Papa John's]]'''
*'''[[Sarah Andersen]]'''
*'''[[Learn the difference]]'''
*'''[[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]'''
*'''[[Clarissa]]'''
*'''[[Tiana Dalichov]]'''
*[[Ernst Steiner]]
*[[Disagree]]
*[[Verified]] {{verified}}
*[[Elaine Herzberg]]
*[[Boycott]]
*[[Selena Lechuga]]
*[[George Takei]]
*[[Myanmar]]
*[[Andrew Oswalt]]
*[[David Duke]]
*[[Gremblo]]
*[[Fidget spinner]]
*[[Skibidi Toilet]]
*[[HopeStillFlies]]
*[[Angel Day]]
*[[KAWS]]
*[[Andy Warhol]]
*[[Marilyn Monroe]]

== Drafts (These [[Lie|might actually be completed some day]].) ==
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/RPG Elements]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Oviposition]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/GIRL]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Munchausen Syndrome]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Entomologist]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Guide to making false rape accusations]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Fakku]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Terra Formars]]

== Cunts ==

<big>'''What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.'''</big>

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== Satisfied Customers ==

[[File:VictimOfInternet.jpeg|thumb|200px|[[Ashley Lynch|Victim of GirlOnInternet]]]]

{{squote|Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that [[No|publishing someones name without there permission is illegal]] and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my [[Powerword|full name]] from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits [[Internet Tough Guy|you will be held accountable]].|100% customer satisfaction guaranteed!}}

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|Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?|Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Lucian Hodoboc]] article

|You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??|GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Kesha]] article

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== GalleryOnInternet ==

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<center><big>'''PEACE BETWEEN NATIONS'''</big></center>

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File:Kappus.png|Fanart I made for [[Colby James]] in [[2015]] under the pseudonym Smegmasaurus.
File:KappusDrinksNiggerpiss.png|Updated version because [[Paheal]] are nazis.
File:SexySponge.png|[[Spengbab]] I made in [[2008]].
File:AeKiwiTransparent.png|Transparent [[Ae-tan]] and [[Kiwifarms|Kiwi]].

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== How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald ==

{{quote|Jews murdered Jesus.|GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by [[Kurt Eichenbald]]}}

== See Also ==

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* [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]]
* [[Whore]]
* [[Slut]]
* <s>{{Twitter|YourSluttyGF|GirlOnTwatternet}}</s> - Shoah'd
** {{Twitter|YourSluttierGF|GirlOnTwatternet 2: Eclectic Weeaboo}}
* {{archive|826FR|How GirlOnInternet got blocked by Kurt Eichenbald}}

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Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Quote of the Now/August 21, 2024

2024-08-21T23:54:03Z

GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT: girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized with of content public info by PERVERTED EDPEDOS

== [[girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized with of content public info by PERVERTED EDPEDOS]] ==

girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH!

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet http://manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Quote of the Now/August 21, 2024

2024-08-21T23:53:39Z

GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT: jacobstellmach@protonmail.com IS PEDOGAY TOO!

== [[girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized out of content by PERVERTED EDPEDOS]] ==

girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH!

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet http://manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Quote of the Now/August 21, 2024

2024-08-21T23:53:03Z

GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT: == girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized out of content by PERVERTED EDPEDOS == girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH!

== [[girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev, vandalized out of content by PERVERTED EDPEDOS]] ==

girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH!

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html

Aediot

2024-08-21T23:52:10Z

GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT: girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html

girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH!
Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html

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{{ibrow|'''Time As Sysop| March 2020 - November 2020}}
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'''Aediot''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jacob Stellmach'''{{jew}}), also known as '''[[User:Pæperclip|Pæperclip]]''' and '''Ass Napkins''' is a [[Jew|hustler]] who gives new meaning to being a "[[skid]]". He also owned the now dead .wiki ED.

Aediot was known for being an incompetent and petty fuck who was unable to keep the wiki up and running for a single day and throwing his admins under the bus by constantly blaming them for his inability to keep the wiki up for an hour. Having only run ED for 8 months, Jacob managed to fuck up the site entirely and get kicked out of the ED community for [[AIDS]] and [[fail]].

Previously, Jacob had started his worthless ED career at the tender age of 17 sometime in [[2014]] under the pseudonym of [[User:Pæperclip|Pæperclip]]. In less than a year, Paperclip was banned from the wiki and forums for being an [[autistic]] sperg and retard. [[Foreshadowing|Aediot was exposed for being a pedo and was relentlessly mocked about it]] until he ultimately [[ragequit]].

He showed back up in [[2020]] with a new name and a new lady, [[Zaiger|Zaiger]]'s ex-girlfriend [[Adezero]]. Jacob, who was about half her age, was dumped by Ade for being a couch surfing bum not worth of a moist tight vagina such as her's. He then manipulated a [[Borderline personality disorder|BPD mentally ill]] [[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World|Scott Pilgrim]] [[Attention Whore|girl he met on the forum]], while Ade went on to not have sex with [[TheRalphRetort|Ethan Ralph]]. Under Ade's tutelage, Jacob promised to bring back ED to its glory days and more! He promised paid jobs for writing articles and taking down the [[enemies of the lulz]]. It was almost [[fact|too good to be true]].
'''SPOILER:''' It was.

Buckle your seat belts and prepare yourself for a bumpy ride that includes child pornography, [[scammer|hustling]], [[BPD]] whores, [[taking down ed|attempting to take down ED]], incompetency, ass napkins, etc.

==Previous Antics and other Epic [[Fail]]s==

=== Onionland and the Dark Web ===
[[File:JUJ.jpg|thumb|2ND RESULT ON BING ]]

Jacob constantly identifies himself as a "darknet researcher". Jacob tries to leverage these claims to have le 2spooky4u informations about the scary seedy criminal underworld of Tor. It's safe to assume that "darknet researcher" really means "[[cp]] [[masturbation|enthusiast]]" so there's no reason to be afraid of him [[online]] or [[IRL]]. He's not some [[1337]] [[hax0r]] and really just a [[skid]], which is evidenced by his inability to keep a website like ED online and functional.

{{quote|Recently Anonymous launched OpDarknet, basically what happened was someone in the collective noticed a large amount of CP in Onionland and contacting the main hosting provider (Freedom Hosting) proved fruitless in removing the content so they took it down themselves.|Jacob refused to remove child porn so [[anonymous]] had to step in [https://www.transpire.com/insights/blog/entering-onionland/]
}}

Prior to this, Jacob had "allegedly" run a tor hidden service site called Onionland, known online as a den of [[child porn]], and who knows what else.

This section of the article is known to cause Jacob severe [[butthurt]]. Do not waste any time reminding him about Onionland for maximum lulz. He will insist and deny that the articles are incorrectly characterizing him, they aren't. Every single [[fact]] is always checked by teams of cute [[kittens]].

===Xerxes===
Sometime during the crypto boom in [[2018]], Jacob had a short-lived [[bitcoin|cryptocurrency]] that was an [[obvious]] [[I go chop your dollar|pyramid scheme]]. Jacob attempted to [[theft|scam]] some money off [[retards|investors]] with outrageous promises, but like everything else Jacob does, the ICO [[Epic fail|failed miserably]] and likely [[DOING IT WRONG|cost]] more than he ended up making. Before the scam ever blossomed into a beautiful shit napkin, Jacob deleted everything before he got anally pounded by the [[Government|U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission]]

{{Quote|A blatant [[Bernie Madoff|Ponzi scheme]] ICO: [[xerxes|xerxescontract.io]] is a high-yield investment programme, literally promising [[scam|200% annual returns]]. Where do they get these remarkable sums of [[money]]? Vague and nonspecific “arbitrage”, which was literally what Pirateat40 claimed for his 2012 Bitcoin Ponzi. They have an ICO for initial buy-in. I searched on the names and photos in the white paper and was actually surprised not to find the usual string of prior fraud convictions.|David Gerard [https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2018/06/05/news-me-in-york-this-saturday-bitcoin-unpopular-kik-not-so-keen-on-blockchains-sec-vs-titanium-request-and-wikipedia-update/ on Xerxes]}}

=== The Hustler's Bible ===
{{Quote|Aediot understands his industry immediately, and takes you down an eccentric path that isn't afraid to shy from the norm in order to make it big in copywriting.

His advice on playing it cool and the ideology of "no matter what happens, I'm eating steak" has resonated with me greatly on my path to becoming a great copywriter.

Finding work has never been easier, I've been able to go right up to the top and inform CEOs that they are in need of my services to turn their product and newsletters into a tantalizing piece of delectable wordplay to both entice and excite."
|aediot}}

''Jacob [[autism|"The Hustler"]] Stellmach'' and two of his [[Nigger|hustler]] friends self-published a <s>$150</s><ref name="scam">[https://web.archive.org/web/20200908041622/https://hustler.money/ hustler.money - Wayback Machine], September 9th, 2020 archive</ref> [[Scam|'''$70''' "self-help" book]] called "The Hustler's Bible" (not to be confused with "A Hustler's Bible", a book written by a [[nigger]] that actually [[Epic win|succeeded in life]]). It is ironic to attempt to sell a $70 book about succeeding when you can't manage to fix your own broken wiki before getting [[b&]] by its own community. His shitty website for his book is currently down, which means that it's [[Fail|no longer even purchasable]]. Its the same thing as every other "get rich quick" scheme, except that its condensed in a 30 page booklet. Basically paying <s>5$</s><ref name="scam" /> '''2$''' per page of rehashed content from Rich Dad, Poor Dad and other typical economicsfag books.

== As "[[retard|CEO]]" of Encyclopedia Dramatica ==
[[File:aediot gofundme.jpg|thumb|right|A quick pump n' dump m'dear]]
Jacob [[Self-diagnosed|declares himself]] [[Faggot|CEO of ED]] despite no one knowing who the fuck he is outside of having some shady internet history. Jacob even went as far as filing paperwork incorporating it despite never writing an article himself. Jacob proceeds to be unable keep the site up more than a week at a time, gets sued because he has a "company" around ED, spends all day on [[Twitter]] and gets 2 retweets, makes his own forum only to have bots as users, and fucks a heroin junkie's ex twice his age. Jacob isn't just a junkie for weed and Adderal, he's also addicted to epic fail. Later on Jacob gets kicked out of Adezero's house after his refusals to leave, so he proceeds to ban her from everything.

After growing impatient ED was not gaining him the ultimate streetcred [[ED Government|moderators of ED]] involved in a criminal conspiracy, promising to teach them how to open lines of credit in other peoples names, and [[Censorship|how to take down]] any [[WordPress]] site that was deemed [[Enemies of the Lulz|"enemies of ED"]]. Why he thought anyone would fall for this I'll never know, it could be the [[weed]] or [[Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder|ADHD medication]] abuse but ''Jacob "[[Zaiger|Secondhand Zaiger]]" Stellmach'' didn't stop there because he then notified the same user that he would be selling the site to one of his [[Tor|dark web]] friends and not tell anyone about it, out of fear for it affecting donations he expected to receive for the [[Lie|lawlsuit]] against him.

{{Quote|I REGISTERED ON KIWI FARM TO SEE THIS SHIT UNFOLD AND I GOTTA ADMIT, EVEN THO ADZERO LOOKS LIKE ALF MIXED WITH THE CLEANING LADY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FUCKED ON THE DOWN LOW, AND GOT TITTIES SHAPED LIKE LOW MOISTURE MOZZ, I GOTTA GIVE PROPS TO AEDIOT FOR GETTING LAID WITH NAPKINS STUCK INTO HIS ASSHOLE.... SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN THERES A CHAD MOVE HIDDEN THERE LOL|Assblonker}}
===Plans to sell out ED===
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File:Aediotsignal1.png|"After this lawsuit ends I'm transferring ownership"
File:Aediotsignal2.png|"It's either splinter the retards or pony up law fees forever"
File:Aediotsignal3.png|"You think Oddguy can run the wiki?"
File:Aediotsignal4.png|"We have to fight it, it's retarded
File:Aediotsignal5.png|"Do you think I need to declare I'm leaving"
File:Aediotsignal6.png|"Counsel on what level"
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== As an [[Enemies of the lulz|Enemy of teh Lulz]] ==
[[File:aediot cloudflare abuse report.png|thumb|250px|Jacob filing an abuse report against dramatica.online's host in an attempt to try and [[Taking down ED|take down ED]]]]
* Promised numerous backups, instead prevented others to do such things, causing the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Restoration 2020|Restoration 2020]] program to be bigger than ever (Thanks, kike.)
* He did remove the porn ads for a bit, but it was to advertise his scam shitty book
* Tried to fuck the ED jannies balls deep, as previously mentioned
* Tried to sell ED to his favorite Dark Web loli.
* Attempts to get us kicked off our host

=== ED quits AEdiot (November 22, 2020) ===

After the criminal conspiracy came to light, as well as everyone being sick of his inability to run the site, a new site was created and online in less than 12 hours, something that had taken Jacob weeks of posting about and crying about on twitter saying he had teams of people working and was costing him thousands of dollars was done in half a day by [[User:Umkemesik|1 person]].

There was no power struggle, no threatens to sue, no splitting of the community, Jacob is still living in his delusional world that HE is the CEO of ED and it's HIS wiki that is the real wiki and "will be up any day now guys I promise" but he forgot that [[Communism|NO ONE owns ED]] and in this case, ED [[owned]] him.

=== More Faggotry; Trademark Threats (March 14th, 2021) ===

On March 13th, 2021 [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]], Adezero, and Kaizen had a meeting with Conrad, the Sysops that got vanned prior to AEdiot's usurpation. To no one's surprise, Conrad declared himself for [[win|team win]] and stating that .online was the [[fact|one true ED]]. UMK & Kaizen in turn told Conrad that he was welcomed back once he got out of Bubba's cell. Conrad also alleges that he trademarked ED before Aediot filed for his. Making Aediot's version a complete and total sham and a colossal waste of time, money, and effort for himself and the entire ED community.
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== The Great '''Ass Napkins''' Saga ==
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Upon the farms came a shifty jew, 
with a stupid cause and a folder of nudes, 
celebrating his victory before the battle. 
Warnings and woes he preached to the rabble 
but his hopes and dreams were shattered before page two.|[[User:CosmicSewerHobo|CosmicSewerHobo]], ''Collection 3'' (2021)}}

[[File:ASS NAPKIN 1.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Imagine making your girlfriend pick this up every day]]
[[File:ASS NAPKIN 2.jpg|thumb|200px|right]]
[[File:Aediots Response To Ass Napkins.png|thumb|right|Aediot declaring victory after she never posted in his thread.]]
On this lovely day on April 27, 2021, Aediot posted {{ws|KF favicon.png|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597|another thread}} on [[Kiwi Farms]] whining about the ED [[Discord]] and his ex-girlfriend in an attempt to try to threaten and intimidate her into silence, since Adezero was allegedly giving TOP SECRET INFOS to the ED community about his plans to [[trademark]] Encyclopedia Dramatica. His [[retarded|diabolical]] plan to get the farms to make fun of her by posting [[dox]] and [[porn|nudes]] completely blew up in his face, as Adezero would later reveal that Aediot [[LOL WUT|uses napkins to collect his anal seepage]], [[Sick fuck|which he would leave around her apartment, and make her pick up regularly.]] This stunning revelation derailed his plan and the thread turned into over 100 pages of the Kiwis clowning on and brutally roasting Aediot, establishing him as a [[lolcow]].

In his own defense and a sad attempt to garner sympathy, Aediot claimed that he has to shove napkins in his ass due to his fecal incontinence due to [[raep|rape]]. Allegedly his dad [[raep|raped him]] [[gay|in the ass]] as a toddler. However, his ex-girlfriend has stated that the most likely reason for his [[Butthurt|incontinence]], is that [[Fact|he has taken miles of hard dicks]] in his [[Goatse|stretched out asshole]].

{{Quote|Lmao the ass napkins

No it's a medical thing due to being raped at a young age. I don't really care who knows about it it's not like it's a quirk I enjoy or anything

If that's the best ammuniton Ade can provide then I've already won tbh|Aediot taking the "[[MeToo|I was raped]]" defense}}
{{Quote|what doesn't kill you makes you stronger|Aediot's dad providing his son's sphincter exercise }}

[[File:Aediot Ass Napkins Admission.jpg|600px|center]]

Unsurprisingly, his measly attempt to cope and defend himself only increased the absolute flaming KF was giving him by tenfold.

Later on, the [[Whore|independent, strong woman]] [[Ariel Rose Sapeda|Putrid]] would post on the thread, embarrassing herself in front of EDF and KF users alike, [[Lol|getting shat on by both sites]], [[Attention Whore|in a desperate attempt to gain attention]] and to also get Mr. Ass Napkins to have sex with her.

Two days after the thread got started, it was temporarily locked by Kiwi Farms' [[moderators]], due to the sheer amount of shitposting and [[lulz]] that has come straight out of [[EDF]]'s userbase, [[Win|driving the jannies and regular KF users insane]]. The next day the thread was unlocked culminating in [[MASSIVE_DAMAGE|massive lulz]].
 


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== Jacob Stellmach showers with and grooms a 16 year-old boy ==

[[Last Thursday|Last Thursday]], Jacob "Paedoclip" Stellmach's old friend, .wiki admin, and room mate, Ashinine, spilled more beans and revealed how Jacob met and groomed him at the ripe age of 16. Yes you read that correctly, he was '''16''' when he met Aediot. He also revealed more about Aediot like how;

* Jacob [[Pig|smells like shit]] (shocking) and doesn't shower or clean his room <ref name="shower">[[:File:Ashine1.png|Ashine1.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* [[Poor|He's broke, homeless, living out of air bnbs]] he gets money through various scams and begging for money from friends or just stealing it <ref>[[:File:Ashine2.png|Ashine2.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref><ref name=airbnb">[[:File:Ashine5.png|Ashine5.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref><ref name="arab">[[:File:Ashine4.png|Ashine4.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* The only way he'd take a shower is if his roommate (male) [[Faggot|would take them with him]] <ref name="shower"/>

* His asshole is so loose because his family members would [[Baby Fuck|run trains on him]] <ref>[[:File:Ashine10.png|Ashine10.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Ashine8.png|Ashine5.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* [[LSD|Gets really high]] and thinks [[LOL WUT|he can communicate with demons]] to make deals to make money, yet he's still poor <ref name="amazon">[[:File:Ashine8.png|Ashine8.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* [[Jew|Jacob sold his car]] and left him homeless in [[Chicago]] <ref name="arab"/>

* Tranny fetish (has yet to hook-up with [[Chris-Chan]]) <ref>[[:File:Ashine7.png|Ashine7.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* Accepts BJ's from minors <ref>[[:File:Ashine9.png|Ashine9.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* Would leave his shit [[Sick Fuck|napkins in the garbage and floor]], left them at the air bnbs when they'd leave <ref name=airbnb"/>

* [[419_Nigerian_Email_Scams|Makes his money by buying ids/cc #'s on the dark web]], getting stuff on amazon with stolen cc and have the items sent to a drop site where he'd then sell them for bitcoin <ref name="amazon"/>

* [[Lol-cow|26 years old and still doesn't have a drivers license]]. <ref name="arab"/>

* Confirmed AEdiot believes he has [[Wizard|magical powers]]. <ref name="amazon"/>

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File:AEDiot_buckethead.jpg|Used to contain his Pedo-Powers
File:AEdiot_doublechin.jpg|Elton-John knock-off
File:AEdiot_KO.png|Typical work day, no wonder ED was down
File:AEdiot_pig_pen.png|Yes, lives like a pig
File:AEdiot_schoolshooter.jpg|Yes, a fucking fortnite gun
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File:ashine2.png|Jacob's Asshole is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
File:ashine3.png|Jacob, grooming a 16-year old boy
File:ashine4.png|Geeze, who would have thought?
File:ashine5.png|Coming to an airbnb near you
File:ashine6.png|Jacob trying to hire legal consel from a 16-year old boy
File:ashine7.png|Tranny dick pics and Jewish Tricks
File:ashine8.png|AEdiot's Amazon Scams
File:ashine9.png|[[sick fuck]]
File:ashine10.png|Family cocksleeve
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==November 4, 2021: V&==
{{quote|Jacob Evan Stellmach, 25, of the 5100 block of North Sheridan Road, Chicago, was charged with retail theft in the 6800 block of Carpenter Road on Nov. 4.|{{archive|hivN3|Chicago Tribune}}}}

On [[Last Thursday|November 4, 2021]], Jacob got charged with [[Stealing|retail theft]] in the 6800 block of [[Mario|Carpenter Road]] of [[Chicago|the Raq]]. Turns out [[Steal This Wiki|stealing the wiki]] wasn't the only hustler move he wanted to pull out.

According to Police reports, Jacob was seen parking his bike at a broken fence and putting on a Ski Mask were he ducked into a commercial lot. Police were called and while talking to the homeowner, Jacob strolled back to his bike with the stolen goods <ref>[[:File:Stellmach_theft2.png|Stellmach_theft2.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>. The merchandise included two baby Owlet Smart Socks, and two Magic Keyboards for a total of $856.00 in retail theft.<ref>[[:File:Stellmach_theft1.png|Stellmach_theft1.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

When asked if the items were stolen, Stellmach replied [[Chappelle|"I plead the fifth"]]. When asked if he could provide a receipt, Jacob nodded "no". Subsequent viewing of store footage showed [[Looting|Jacob walking out with the merchandise]].

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==Current Whereabouts and Court Dates==

The Main Event match of ''The People of Illinois v. Jacob Stellmach'' will be held at the Skokie Courthouse on '''December 22nd at 1:30 pm CST, room 103.

Please send all thoughts and prayers, and lawsuits to:

5101 North Sheridan RD unit#413
Chicago, IL 60640 <ref>[[:File:Stellmach_theft4.png|Stellmach_theft4.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

== Gallery ==
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== External Links ==
* <s>{{Website|Aediot-favicon.png|http://aediot.cash|aediot.cash}}</s> - His gay personal website.
* <s>{{twitter|7Deadly7ins}}</s> - His Twitter. Banned.
* <s>{{twitter|AEmenace}}</s> - Now with more [[edgy|edge]]. Banned again.
* {{Wikilink|User:Aediot|Aediot}} - His TOW account
* {{Linkedin|in/jacob-stellmach|Jacob Stellmach}} - Go on, [[No|hire this fag]] to write for you.
*{{Skype|live:.cid.a7da4f4574e4c8de aediot Æ}}
* {{ws|KF favicon.png|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597|KiwiFarms Thread}} - Probably the most epic self-[[owned|0wn]] so far this decade.
* [https://www.gofundme.com/f/legal-fees-for-kangaroo-court?utm_campaign=p_cp_url&utm_medium=os&utm_source=customer Jacob's GoFundMe] he planned to use to pump and dump the wiki with.
* {{EDF|t|1510|EDF Thread #1510 "ASS NAPKINS"}}
* {{ws|KF favicon.png|https://archive.fo/Vsonp#selection-10139.0-10139.101|Twitter Thread}} - Owning The Libs By Telling An Autistic 12 Year Old To Suck Your Dick
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20180604201909/https://xerxescontract.io/ Xerxes on wayback]

== References ==
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== See Also ==
* [[Ariel Rose Sapeda]] - sysop who runs the "official ED twitter" to get free [[Child porn|genshin impact]] money.
* [[Adezero]] - former gf
* [[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians]] - The full list
* [[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕵𝖊𝖜𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝕷𝖎𝖊𝖘]]
* [[Zaiger420]]

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GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT: /* girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html */ new...

*This jewboy is just like a second [[Zaiger]] in a way: like Ziggy, he knew fuck about how to run a website, didn't know how to skr1pt, AND even planned to sell ED to buy moar drugs, [[nobody cares|or some shit]]... Brother separated at birth, much? <big>•</big> [[User:Deceptive|Deceptive]] [[File:GC.png|50px|link=User talk:Deceptive]] 18:53, 28 February 2021 (EST)

== ass napkins ==

i saw his claim that he uses these to absorb dookie from incontinence due to rape. i believe it is more likely that he is too fat to wipe thoroughly, or that he has venereal warts, hemorrhoids, or a fissure. any of these can be treated by a proctologist but i just don't believe he was raped, i do believe he is a dirty butt bitch who needs to repent. and buy a toilet seat bidet.
{{rainbow|ASS NAPKINS}}

[[File:Tucks- superior to ass napkins.jpg|thumb|Superior to ass napkins]]
PS: if a person isn't trying to be a greedy type, they might try the product listed on the right. get well Stellmacht. and wash your ass, this is straight up nasty and i know from nasty. [[User:Hipcrime|Hipcrime]] ([[User talk:Hipcrime|talk]]) 21:58, 29 April 2021 (EDT)

:It's been a while since I've laughed so hard while also wretching. ED truly is a fountain of lulz. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 22:52, 29 April 2021 (EDT)

==Jacob Stellmach Wikipedia==
A nice screenshot showing Jacob hoaxing his own site onto Wikipedia. He had already been kicked out of the community for months at this point. He put more effort into making sure the wiki article mentioned him than he ever has into trying to fix his broken-ass site. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 12:27, 3 May 2021 (EDT)
[[File:Aediot Wikipedia Editing ED History.jpg|center|1000px]]

==He's now in prison where he belongs==
https://twitter.com/AEdramatica/status/1404946929751101441 [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|talk]]) 16:46, 16 June 2021 (EDT)

:That's retarded, he's not in prison. He's just trying to larp about being a criminal online. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 20:59, 16 June 2021 (EDT)

== Needs moar shit about his Paperclip days... ==

-[[User:Juuz|Juuz]] 9:57 18 November 2021 (EDT)

== cursed site ==

every owner of the site gets progressively more cursed. girlvinyl got some pizzas sent to her appartment in revenge after OhI but is now a successful senior infosec director at a big company vs aediot who's homeless after bumming off of a 16 year old and $20k poorer because he didn't want to use xenforo for literally no reason lmao. i thought zaiger would be the peak of it all but jesus christ, rip umk i guess lol [[User:Schnitzel|Schnitzel]] ([[User talk:Schnitzel|talk]]) 20:13, 12 January 2022 (EST)
:lol lucky for UMK he handed off the site to Kaizen before immigration catches him and deports him back to Mexico [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 06:54, 13 January 2022 (EST)

== He sure does have quite the punchable face... ==

Though I'm afraid my hand will be covered in his anal seepage if I do. [[User:FlynnR13|FlynnR13]] ([[User talk:FlynnR13|talk]]) 12:52, 20 January 2022 (EST)

== girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html ==

girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH!
Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html

Aediot

2024-08-21T23:50:34Z

GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT: girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html

girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH!
Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html

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{{ibrow|'''Powerword'''|Jacob Evan Stellmach}}
{{ibrow|'''Current Status'''|V&}}
{{ibrow|'''Time As Sysop| March 2020 - November 2020}}
{{ibrow|'''Kiwi Farms Thread'''|{{kf|89597|Ass Napkins}}}}
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'''Aediot''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jacob Stellmach'''{{jew}}), also known as '''[[User:Pæperclip|Pæperclip]]''' and '''Ass Napkins''' is a [[Jew|hustler]] who gives new meaning to being a "[[skid]]". He also owned the now dead .wiki ED.

Aediot was known for being an incompetent and petty fuck who was unable to keep the wiki up and running for a single day and throwing his admins under the bus by constantly blaming them for his inability to keep the wiki up for an hour. Having only run ED for 8 months, Jacob managed to fuck up the site entirely and get kicked out of the ED community for [[AIDS]] and [[fail]].

Previously, Jacob had started his worthless ED career at the tender age of 17 sometime in [[2014]] under the pseudonym of [[User:Pæperclip|Pæperclip]]. In less than a year, Paperclip was banned from the wiki and forums for being an [[autistic]] sperg and retard. [[Foreshadowing|Aediot was exposed for being a pedo and was relentlessly mocked about it]] until he ultimately [[ragequit]].

He showed back up in [[2020]] with a new name and a new lady, [[Zaiger|Zaiger]]'s ex-girlfriend [[Adezero]]. Jacob, who was about half her age, was dumped by Ade for being a couch surfing bum not worth of a moist tight vagina such as her's. He then manipulated a [[Borderline personality disorder|BPD mentally ill]] [[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World|Scott Pilgrim]] [[Attention Whore|girl he met on the forum]], while Ade went on to not have sex with [[TheRalphRetort|Ethan Ralph]]. Under Ade's tutelage, Jacob promised to bring back ED to its glory days and more! He promised paid jobs for writing articles and taking down the [[enemies of the lulz]]. It was almost [[fact|too good to be true]].
'''SPOILER:''' It was.

Buckle your seat belts and prepare yourself for a bumpy ride that includes child pornography, [[scammer|hustling]], [[BPD]] whores, [[taking down ed|attempting to take down ED]], incompetency, ass napkins, etc.

==Previous Antics and other Epic [[Fail]]s==

=== Onionland and the Dark Web ===
[[File:JUJ.jpg|thumb|2ND RESULT ON BING ]]

Jacob constantly identifies himself as a "darknet researcher". Jacob tries to leverage these claims to have le 2spooky4u informations about the scary seedy criminal underworld of Tor. It's safe to assume that "darknet researcher" really means "[[cp]] [[masturbation|enthusiast]]" so there's no reason to be afraid of him [[online]] or [[IRL]]. He's not some [[1337]] [[hax0r]] and really just a [[skid]], which is evidenced by his inability to keep a website like ED online and functional.

{{quote|Recently Anonymous launched OpDarknet, basically what happened was someone in the collective noticed a large amount of CP in Onionland and contacting the main hosting provider (Freedom Hosting) proved fruitless in removing the content so they took it down themselves.|Jacob refused to remove child porn so [[anonymous]] had to step in [https://www.transpire.com/insights/blog/entering-onionland/]
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Prior to this, Jacob had "allegedly" run a tor hidden service site called Onionland, known online as a den of [[child porn]], and who knows what else.

This section of the article is known to cause Jacob severe [[butthurt]]. Do not waste any time reminding him about Onionland for maximum lulz. He will insist and deny that the articles are incorrectly characterizing him, they aren't. Every single [[fact]] is always checked by teams of cute [[kittens]].

===Xerxes===
Sometime during the crypto boom in [[2018]], Jacob had a short-lived [[bitcoin|cryptocurrency]] that was an [[obvious]] [[I go chop your dollar|pyramid scheme]]. Jacob attempted to [[theft|scam]] some money off [[retards|investors]] with outrageous promises, but like everything else Jacob does, the ICO [[Epic fail|failed miserably]] and likely [[DOING IT WRONG|cost]] more than he ended up making. Before the scam ever blossomed into a beautiful shit napkin, Jacob deleted everything before he got anally pounded by the [[Government|U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission]]

{{Quote|A blatant [[Bernie Madoff|Ponzi scheme]] ICO: [[xerxes|xerxescontract.io]] is a high-yield investment programme, literally promising [[scam|200% annual returns]]. Where do they get these remarkable sums of [[money]]? Vague and nonspecific “arbitrage”, which was literally what Pirateat40 claimed for his 2012 Bitcoin Ponzi. They have an ICO for initial buy-in. I searched on the names and photos in the white paper and was actually surprised not to find the usual string of prior fraud convictions.|David Gerard [https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2018/06/05/news-me-in-york-this-saturday-bitcoin-unpopular-kik-not-so-keen-on-blockchains-sec-vs-titanium-request-and-wikipedia-update/ on Xerxes]}}

=== The Hustler's Bible ===
{{Quote|Aediot understands his industry immediately, and takes you down an eccentric path that isn't afraid to shy from the norm in order to make it big in copywriting.

His advice on playing it cool and the ideology of "no matter what happens, I'm eating steak" has resonated with me greatly on my path to becoming a great copywriter.

Finding work has never been easier, I've been able to go right up to the top and inform CEOs that they are in need of my services to turn their product and newsletters into a tantalizing piece of delectable wordplay to both entice and excite."
|aediot}}

''Jacob [[autism|"The Hustler"]] Stellmach'' and two of his [[Nigger|hustler]] friends self-published a <s>$150</s><ref name="scam">[https://web.archive.org/web/20200908041622/https://hustler.money/ hustler.money - Wayback Machine], September 9th, 2020 archive</ref> [[Scam|'''$70''' "self-help" book]] called "The Hustler's Bible" (not to be confused with "A Hustler's Bible", a book written by a [[nigger]] that actually [[Epic win|succeeded in life]]). It is ironic to attempt to sell a $70 book about succeeding when you can't manage to fix your own broken wiki before getting [[b&]] by its own community. His shitty website for his book is currently down, which means that it's [[Fail|no longer even purchasable]]. Its the same thing as every other "get rich quick" scheme, except that its condensed in a 30 page booklet. Basically paying <s>5$</s><ref name="scam" /> '''2$''' per page of rehashed content from Rich Dad, Poor Dad and other typical economicsfag books.

== As "[[retard|CEO]]" of Encyclopedia Dramatica ==
[[File:aediot gofundme.jpg|thumb|right|A quick pump n' dump m'dear]]
Jacob [[Self-diagnosed|declares himself]] [[Faggot|CEO of ED]] despite no one knowing who the fuck he is outside of having some shady internet history. Jacob even went as far as filing paperwork incorporating it despite never writing an article himself. Jacob proceeds to be unable keep the site up more than a week at a time, gets sued because he has a "company" around ED, spends all day on [[Twitter]] and gets 2 retweets, makes his own forum only to have bots as users, and fucks a heroin junkie's ex twice his age. Jacob isn't just a junkie for weed and Adderal, he's also addicted to epic fail. Later on Jacob gets kicked out of Adezero's house after his refusals to leave, so he proceeds to ban her from everything.

After growing impatient ED was not gaining him the ultimate streetcred [[ED Government|moderators of ED]] involved in a criminal conspiracy, promising to teach them how to open lines of credit in other peoples names, and [[Censorship|how to take down]] any [[WordPress]] site that was deemed [[Enemies of the Lulz|"enemies of ED"]]. Why he thought anyone would fall for this I'll never know, it could be the [[weed]] or [[Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder|ADHD medication]] abuse but ''Jacob "[[Zaiger|Secondhand Zaiger]]" Stellmach'' didn't stop there because he then notified the same user that he would be selling the site to one of his [[Tor|dark web]] friends and not tell anyone about it, out of fear for it affecting donations he expected to receive for the [[Lie|lawlsuit]] against him.

{{Quote|I REGISTERED ON KIWI FARM TO SEE THIS SHIT UNFOLD AND I GOTTA ADMIT, EVEN THO ADZERO LOOKS LIKE ALF MIXED WITH THE CLEANING LADY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FUCKED ON THE DOWN LOW, AND GOT TITTIES SHAPED LIKE LOW MOISTURE MOZZ, I GOTTA GIVE PROPS TO AEDIOT FOR GETTING LAID WITH NAPKINS STUCK INTO HIS ASSHOLE.... SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN THERES A CHAD MOVE HIDDEN THERE LOL|Assblonker}}
===Plans to sell out ED===
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File:Aediotsignal1.png|"After this lawsuit ends I'm transferring ownership"
File:Aediotsignal2.png|"It's either splinter the retards or pony up law fees forever"
File:Aediotsignal3.png|"You think Oddguy can run the wiki?"
File:Aediotsignal4.png|"We have to fight it, it's retarded
File:Aediotsignal5.png|"Do you think I need to declare I'm leaving"
File:Aediotsignal6.png|"Counsel on what level"
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== As an [[Enemies of the lulz|Enemy of teh Lulz]] ==
[[File:aediot cloudflare abuse report.png|thumb|250px|Jacob filing an abuse report against dramatica.online's host in an attempt to try and [[Taking down ED|take down ED]]]]
* Promised numerous backups, instead prevented others to do such things, causing the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Restoration 2020|Restoration 2020]] program to be bigger than ever (Thanks, kike.)
* He did remove the porn ads for a bit, but it was to advertise his scam shitty book
* Tried to fuck the ED jannies balls deep, as previously mentioned
* Tried to sell ED to his favorite Dark Web loli.
* Attempts to get us kicked off our host

=== ED quits AEdiot (November 22, 2020) ===

After the criminal conspiracy came to light, as well as everyone being sick of his inability to run the site, a new site was created and online in less than 12 hours, something that had taken Jacob weeks of posting about and crying about on twitter saying he had teams of people working and was costing him thousands of dollars was done in half a day by [[User:Umkemesik|1 person]].

There was no power struggle, no threatens to sue, no splitting of the community, Jacob is still living in his delusional world that HE is the CEO of ED and it's HIS wiki that is the real wiki and "will be up any day now guys I promise" but he forgot that [[Communism|NO ONE owns ED]] and in this case, ED [[owned]] him.

=== More Faggotry; Trademark Threats (March 14th, 2021) ===

On March 13th, 2021 [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]], Adezero, and Kaizen had a meeting with Conrad, the Sysops that got vanned prior to AEdiot's usurpation. To no one's surprise, Conrad declared himself for [[win|team win]] and stating that .online was the [[fact|one true ED]]. UMK & Kaizen in turn told Conrad that he was welcomed back once he got out of Bubba's cell. Conrad also alleges that he trademarked ED before Aediot filed for his. Making Aediot's version a complete and total sham and a colossal waste of time, money, and effort for himself and the entire ED community.
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== The Great '''Ass Napkins''' Saga ==
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Upon the farms came a shifty jew, 
with a stupid cause and a folder of nudes, 
celebrating his victory before the battle. 
Warnings and woes he preached to the rabble 
but his hopes and dreams were shattered before page two.|[[User:CosmicSewerHobo|CosmicSewerHobo]], ''Collection 3'' (2021)}}

[[File:ASS NAPKIN 1.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Imagine making your girlfriend pick this up every day]]
[[File:ASS NAPKIN 2.jpg|thumb|200px|right]]
[[File:Aediots Response To Ass Napkins.png|thumb|right|Aediot declaring victory after she never posted in his thread.]]
On this lovely day on April 27, 2021, Aediot posted {{ws|KF favicon.png|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597|another thread}} on [[Kiwi Farms]] whining about the ED [[Discord]] and his ex-girlfriend in an attempt to try to threaten and intimidate her into silence, since Adezero was allegedly giving TOP SECRET INFOS to the ED community about his plans to [[trademark]] Encyclopedia Dramatica. His [[retarded|diabolical]] plan to get the farms to make fun of her by posting [[dox]] and [[porn|nudes]] completely blew up in his face, as Adezero would later reveal that Aediot [[LOL WUT|uses napkins to collect his anal seepage]], [[Sick fuck|which he would leave around her apartment, and make her pick up regularly.]] This stunning revelation derailed his plan and the thread turned into over 100 pages of the Kiwis clowning on and brutally roasting Aediot, establishing him as a [[lolcow]].

In his own defense and a sad attempt to garner sympathy, Aediot claimed that he has to shove napkins in his ass due to his fecal incontinence due to [[raep|rape]]. Allegedly his dad [[raep|raped him]] [[gay|in the ass]] as a toddler. However, his ex-girlfriend has stated that the most likely reason for his [[Butthurt|incontinence]], is that [[Fact|he has taken miles of hard dicks]] in his [[Goatse|stretched out asshole]].

{{Quote|Lmao the ass napkins

No it's a medical thing due to being raped at a young age. I don't really care who knows about it it's not like it's a quirk I enjoy or anything

If that's the best ammuniton Ade can provide then I've already won tbh|Aediot taking the "[[MeToo|I was raped]]" defense}}
{{Quote|what doesn't kill you makes you stronger|Aediot's dad providing his son's sphincter exercise }}

[[File:Aediot Ass Napkins Admission.jpg|600px|center]]

Unsurprisingly, his measly attempt to cope and defend himself only increased the absolute flaming KF was giving him by tenfold.

Later on, the [[Whore|independent, strong woman]] [[Ariel Rose Sapeda|Putrid]] would post on the thread, embarrassing herself in front of EDF and KF users alike, [[Lol|getting shat on by both sites]], [[Attention Whore|in a desperate attempt to gain attention]] and to also get Mr. Ass Napkins to have sex with her.

Two days after the thread got started, it was temporarily locked by Kiwi Farms' [[moderators]], due to the sheer amount of shitposting and [[lulz]] that has come straight out of [[EDF]]'s userbase, [[Win|driving the jannies and regular KF users insane]]. The next day the thread was unlocked culminating in [[MASSIVE_DAMAGE|massive lulz]].
 


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== Jacob Stellmach showers with and grooms a 16 year-old boy ==

[[Last Thursday|Last Thursday]], Jacob "Paedoclip" Stellmach's old friend, .wiki admin, and room mate, Ashinine, spilled more beans and revealed how Jacob met and groomed him at the ripe age of 16. Yes you read that correctly, he was '''16''' when he met Aediot. He also revealed more about Aediot like how;

* Jacob [[Pig|smells like shit]] (shocking) and doesn't shower or clean his room <ref name="shower">[[:File:Ashine1.png|Ashine1.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* [[Poor|He's broke, homeless, living out of air bnbs]] he gets money through various scams and begging for money from friends or just stealing it <ref>[[:File:Ashine2.png|Ashine2.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref><ref name=airbnb">[[:File:Ashine5.png|Ashine5.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref><ref name="arab">[[:File:Ashine4.png|Ashine4.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* The only way he'd take a shower is if his roommate (male) [[Faggot|would take them with him]] <ref name="shower"/>

* His asshole is so loose because his family members would [[Baby Fuck|run trains on him]] <ref>[[:File:Ashine10.png|Ashine10.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Ashine8.png|Ashine5.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* [[LSD|Gets really high]] and thinks [[LOL WUT|he can communicate with demons]] to make deals to make money, yet he's still poor <ref name="amazon">[[:File:Ashine8.png|Ashine8.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* [[Jew|Jacob sold his car]] and left him homeless in [[Chicago]] <ref name="arab"/>

* Tranny fetish (has yet to hook-up with [[Chris-Chan]]) <ref>[[:File:Ashine7.png|Ashine7.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* Accepts BJ's from minors <ref>[[:File:Ashine9.png|Ashine9.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

* Would leave his shit [[Sick Fuck|napkins in the garbage and floor]], left them at the air bnbs when they'd leave <ref name=airbnb"/>

* [[419_Nigerian_Email_Scams|Makes his money by buying ids/cc #'s on the dark web]], getting stuff on amazon with stolen cc and have the items sent to a drop site where he'd then sell them for bitcoin <ref name="amazon"/>

* [[Lol-cow|26 years old and still doesn't have a drivers license]]. <ref name="arab"/>

* Confirmed AEdiot believes he has [[Wizard|magical powers]]. <ref name="amazon"/>

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File:AEDiot_buckethead.jpg|Used to contain his Pedo-Powers
File:AEdiot_doublechin.jpg|Elton-John knock-off
File:AEdiot_KO.png|Typical work day, no wonder ED was down
File:AEdiot_pig_pen.png|Yes, lives like a pig
File:AEdiot_schoolshooter.jpg|Yes, a fucking fortnite gun
File:ashine1.png|Jacob Sandusky
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File:ashine2.png|Jacob's Asshole is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
File:ashine3.png|Jacob, grooming a 16-year old boy
File:ashine4.png|Geeze, who would have thought?
File:ashine5.png|Coming to an airbnb near you
File:ashine6.png|Jacob trying to hire legal consel from a 16-year old boy
File:ashine7.png|Tranny dick pics and Jewish Tricks
File:ashine8.png|AEdiot's Amazon Scams
File:ashine9.png|[[sick fuck]]
File:ashine10.png|Family cocksleeve
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File:Trust me cat.gif|Trust me, I'm a [[dramacrat|cat]]
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==November 4, 2021: V&==
{{quote|Jacob Evan Stellmach, 25, of the 5100 block of North Sheridan Road, Chicago, was charged with retail theft in the 6800 block of Carpenter Road on Nov. 4.|{{archive|hivN3|Chicago Tribune}}}}

On [[Last Thursday|November 4, 2021]], Jacob got charged with [[Stealing|retail theft]] in the 6800 block of [[Mario|Carpenter Road]] of [[Chicago|the Raq]]. Turns out [[Steal This Wiki|stealing the wiki]] wasn't the only hustler move he wanted to pull out.

According to Police reports, Jacob was seen parking his bike at a broken fence and putting on a Ski Mask were he ducked into a commercial lot. Police were called and while talking to the homeowner, Jacob strolled back to his bike with the stolen goods <ref>[[:File:Stellmach_theft2.png|Stellmach_theft2.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>. The merchandise included two baby Owlet Smart Socks, and two Magic Keyboards for a total of $856.00 in retail theft.<ref>[[:File:Stellmach_theft1.png|Stellmach_theft1.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

When asked if the items were stolen, Stellmach replied [[Chappelle|"I plead the fifth"]]. When asked if he could provide a receipt, Jacob nodded "no". Subsequent viewing of store footage showed [[Looting|Jacob walking out with the merchandise]].

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==Current Whereabouts and Court Dates==

The Main Event match of ''The People of Illinois v. Jacob Stellmach'' will be held at the Skokie Courthouse on '''December 22nd at 1:30 pm CST, room 103.

Please send all thoughts and prayers, and lawsuits to:

5101 North Sheridan RD unit#413
Chicago, IL 60640 <ref>[[:File:Stellmach_theft4.png|Stellmach_theft4.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

== Gallery ==
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== External Links ==
* <s>{{Website|Aediot-favicon.png|http://aediot.cash|aediot.cash}}</s> - His gay personal website.
* <s>{{twitter|7Deadly7ins}}</s> - His Twitter. Banned.
* <s>{{twitter|AEmenace}}</s> - Now with more [[edgy|edge]]. Banned again.
* {{Wikilink|User:Aediot|Aediot}} - His TOW account
* {{Linkedin|in/jacob-stellmach|Jacob Stellmach}} - Go on, [[No|hire this fag]] to write for you.
*{{Skype|live:.cid.a7da4f4574e4c8de aediot Æ}}
* {{ws|KF favicon.png|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597|KiwiFarms Thread}} - Probably the most epic self-[[owned|0wn]] so far this decade.
* [https://www.gofundme.com/f/legal-fees-for-kangaroo-court?utm_campaign=p_cp_url&utm_medium=os&utm_source=customer Jacob's GoFundMe] he planned to use to pump and dump the wiki with.
* {{EDF|t|1510|EDF Thread #1510 "ASS NAPKINS"}}
* {{ws|KF favicon.png|https://archive.fo/Vsonp#selection-10139.0-10139.101|Twitter Thread}} - Owning The Libs By Telling An Autistic 12 Year Old To Suck Your Dick
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20180604201909/https://xerxescontract.io/ Xerxes on wayback]

== References ==
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== See Also ==
* [[Ariel Rose Sapeda]] - sysop who runs the "official ED twitter" to get free [[Child porn|genshin impact]] money.
* [[Adezero]] - former gf
* [[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians]] - The full list
* [[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕵𝖊𝖜𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝕷𝖎𝖊𝖘]]
* [[Zaiger420]]

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GirlOnInernet PEDOCONVICT:

== [[girlOnInternet is really jacob stellmach(er) HARD CORE SHEMALE BLOODY FBI WANTED BITCH! -Lupco Steriev]] ==

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet/ https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html