Simple Wikipedia

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GerdaarendtHATESantandrus: * [https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker multiple times convicted felon antandrus PHD in classical music from made up wikipedoia university<ref>https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Antandrus&diff=prev&oldid=546000</ref> (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx/Cat]

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'''Simple Wikipedia''' aka MONERABRAIN is a [[Wikipedia]] that supposedly is for bona fide [[Retards|people learning the English language]]. In actuality, it serves as a place where [[Jimbo|Jimbocrats]] try to make another shithole club. It uses [[Simple English|English for babies]] & English for super [[Special Education|retards]] and makes [[ESL]] students really look like idiots by saying that English learners actually involve themselves in this utmost shit where violations of great saints is norm in fact it's higlhy encouraged<ref>archive.is/XSEXQ</ref>. It is used if the real wiki article is [[TL;DR|TL;DR]]. Some of the wikipedo aka wikidiots who can't 'keep up' with wikishit on normal wikipedoia so they end up here in the land of simple, absurd stupidity. One can not get any more stupid than on simple wikipedoia but what did you expect, that is wikipedoia'a norm. Wikipedia stands for truth, justice & absolute garbage.

==Commendations==
The creation of Simple Wikipedia was applauded by the [[Juggalo|Down Syndrome Society]], [[George W. Bush]] and [[at least 100]] [[LiveJournal]] communities.

==Criticism==
Answering the inquiry if Simple Wikipedia was a joke, another user responded:

<blockquote style="font-style:italic;">No it is far from a joke. I go there, and I work hard there, don't call it a joke. It's very helpful to people. I showed it to some of the people here in rehab and they use simple English Wikipedia. You people are mean, its just for help with young children, and people like those that take part in ESOL.</blockquote>

(Note: it seems doubtful that [[Anorexia|emaciated]] junkies in rehab would show any interest in anything, no matter how 'simply' presented it was)

Apart from being [[lulz|laughed]] at, Simple Wikipedia has called upon the scorn of philosophers all over the world by referring to [[philosophy]] as abstract ideas.

Simple Wikipedia has also garnered its fair share of controversy. The most infamous case is that of [[Nice try|Bradd Gimpy]], a [[13 year old boy]] from [[Oniontown]] who had an IQ of [[Rule 34|34]]. While Bradd's parents were having [[Sex|sexual intercourse]] in the adjoining room, Bradd started surfing Simple Wikipedia by himself. This proved to be the last thing Bradd would ever do; Bradd became so excited about 'wikuhpedia durr speakung muh ung languiguhh uh' (his words, not ours), that he dragged the computer monitor onto himself. Bradd died in hospital [[at least 100]] hours later due to internal bleeding.

This horrible incident led many doctors specialized in mental health to dismiss Simple Wikipedia as dangerous towards those who suffer from a mental handicap. This has caused a schism in the psychiatric community, which in turn has caused many firefights between psychiatrists.

Some electricians have voiced concern over the rise of blackouts across the world due to [[retard]]s flocking to Simple Wikipedia. This can be attributed to many Simple Wikipedia-users' habit of drooling into the keyboards, therefore causing power grids to lock down, and leaving many citizens without electricity.

Others think that it serves as a platform for bullying anyone who doesn't agree with the [[bureaucratic fuck|most popular admin clique]] and their dickhead followers. Anyone who doesn't do what the suck-up-to-Jimbo wants them to do gets treated like a witch on Simple English Wikipedia.

=='Simple Wikipedia' and technological advancement==
Not too long ago, [[some argue]]d that the effects of technological advancement would make humanity lazy, [[fat]] and dumb. They were proven wrong by the fact that today's inhabitants of [[Kansas]] are lazy, fat and dumb ''without'' having ''any'' form of technological advancement for [[at least 100 years]].

In fact, Simple Wikipedia ''is'' a sign that humanity is getting '''even more''' fucked up. We all know that [[retard]]s aren't 'stupid'; retards are just habitually lazy and mean, just like [[fat]] people.

Basically, this site is trying to teach them "The Basics", which many people of that mental capacity were once not allowed access.

=='Simple Wikipedia' as a sign of the impending Apocalypse==
References to intellectual decay are found in all the world's [[Religion|holy books]]. For that reason, [[some argue]] that the creation of 'Simple Wikipedia' is a sign of the impending Apocalypse.

Many [[christian]]s deem [[Jimbo Wales]] to be the Antichrist after finding '666' embedded deep in Simple Wikipedia's coding, and Abdul Hamid Al-Salami's Al-Falfa movement has declared a [[jihad]] on Simple Wikipedia, stating that it was invented by [[Satan]] to draw people into its Claw Of Intellectual Numbness in the wake of the Djahim, the [[Muslim]] version of the [[apocalypse]].

Simple Wikipedia nearly came to an end when [[bureaucratic fuck]] Netoholic was [[rape]]d and desysopped.

==Simplism==
Simple Wikipedia gave rise to the religion now known as Simplism. It is mostly practiced by [[fat]] [[goths]] who are tired of pretending to know all about [[Ayn Rand]] and Nietzsche. Instead, they consider Simple Wikipedia to be the one and only way to intellectual salvation. When confronted with arguments on the degenerative side-effects of reading Simple Wikipedia, they answer that ''it is fun to know a lot of very special things in simple English!''

==Meet the Christian Clique==
Recently, a user named ChristianMan16, banned on the English Wikipedia as HornetMan16, came to the idiot hole. Later on, two more editors arrived, all with the same viewpoints ([[Christian]], USA [[conservative]], and [[republican|nutty racist retards]]) and communicated with each other, like a big MySpace network of sucky shit. They all edited similar articles, and made friends. There's for writing an ''encyclopedia!'' But the retards at SEW actually tolerated this, as it was actually an improvement (which is not much of an accomplishment).

==Stats==
Up to date, there are '''18''' active [[bureaucratic fuck]]s in Simple. Two are bureaucrats Blockinblox and Archer7. There is also Creol, a retard who was sysoped after two times of crying out loud: "[[Cyde|God]] Save The Wiki"! Vector, an [[Italian]] is also known for his simple English, Vermont aka Christopher Gates who has no balls. He is currently the super fag on simple wikipedoia. Dude has no idea what's happening on wikipedias. He thinks simple wiki (just like big wiki) is the place for child porn, so he uploads all sorts of sick porno to get his daily fix of wikipedoporn.

==See Also==
[[Wikimania]]
==External Links==

* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]
* [https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker multiple times convicted felon antandrus PHD in classical music from made up wikipedoia university<ref>https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Antandrus&diff=prev&oldid=546000</ref> (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx/Cat]
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page A DURRRR]
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica It acknowledges our .se branch, unlike the English Wikipedia - and even links to it!]
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug Simple Wikipedia on drugs] - Slightly better than the [[Drug|ED article on the same]]
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_English_GFDL Simple English GFDL] - Sucks goat shlong, which seems [[ironic]] but probably isn't
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators Bureaucratic Fucks on Simple]

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