https://edramatica.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Gerda+ArendtEncyclopedia Dramatica - Things to revert [en]2026-04-11T04:51:35ZThings to revertMediaWiki 1.44.2https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&diff=1875470User:Gerda Arendt2024-07-07T13:35:25Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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<div>'''''<h1>YO NIGGAS... JUST FOR DA [[lulz]]!!!<br />
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I have a degree in history... since dramatica is also somewhat of an encyclopedia, it would be good to add historical facts on talk pages... I can be the ultimate bitch when I mix facts with fun to piss some lesbos/homos/faggots off!<br />
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<center><div>[[Image:wikidonationsfuckyou.PNG|900px]]</div></div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Donald_Trump&diff=1875469Talk:Donald Trump2024-07-07T13:34:47Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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<div>== Guilty on 34 charges, some of them will surely be permanent even after appeals! ==<br />
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But it will be reduced to misdemeanor, same should go for all those convicted tied to him on BS GETTING PORN STARS VIRGIN PUSSY CHARGES! Yes,quality porn stars pristine pussy is important for America's presidents...JFK/CLINTON APPROVED!!! -JOE 'TELEPROMPTER' BIDEN</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Donald_Trump&diff=1875468Talk:Donald Trump2024-07-07T13:33:05Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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<div>== Guilty on 34 charges, some of them will surely be permanent even after appeals! ==<br />
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But it will be reduced to misdemeanor, same should go for all those convicted tied to him on BS GETTING PORN STARS VIRGIN PUSSY CHARGES! Yes,quality porn stars pristine pussy is important for America's presidents...JFK/CLINTON AGREE!!! -JOE 'TELEPROMPTER' BIDEN</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Donald_Trump&diff=1875467Talk:Donald Trump2024-07-07T13:32:38Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* Guilty on 34 charges, some of it will surely be permanent after appeals! */</p>
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<div>== Guilty on 34 charges, some of them will surely be permanent even after appeals! ==<br />
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But it will be reduced to misdemeanor, same should go for all those convicted tied to him on BS GETTING PORN STARS VIRGIN PUSSY CHARGES! Yes,quality porn stars pristine pussy is important for America's presidents...JFK/CLINTON AGREE!!!<br />
[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 13:32, 7 July 2024 (UTC)</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Donald_Trump&diff=1875466Talk:Donald Trump2024-07-07T13:32:16Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* Guilty of 34, some of it will surely be permanent after appeals! */</p>
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<div>== Guilty on 34 charges, some of it will surely be permanent after appeals! ==<br />
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But it will be reduced to misdemeanor, same should go for all those convicted tied to him on BS GETTING PORN STARS VIRGIN PUSSY CHARGES! Yes,quality porn stars pristine pussy is important for America's presidents...JFK/CLINTON AGREE!!!<br />
[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 13:32, 7 July 2024 (UTC)</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Donald_Trump&diff=1875465Talk:Donald Trump2024-07-07T13:30:20Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* Guilty of 34, some of it will surely be permanent after appeals! */ new section</p>
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<div>== Guilty of 34, some of it will surely be permanent after appeals! ==<br />
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But it will be reduced to misdemeanor, same should go for all those convicted tied to him on BS GETTING PORN STARS VIRGIN PUSSY CHARGES!</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Donald_Trump&diff=1875464Donald Trump2024-07-07T13:28:52Z<p>Gerda Arendt: JA UND JAWOHL!</p>
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<div>[[File:Donald Trump 6Q4ewNj.jpg|thumb|Der Oberführer Trump]]<br />
<big>'''Please see either:'''</big><br />
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<big>'''[[The Donald]]'''</big> - Written by retarded Trump [[Troll|supporters]]<br><br />
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<big>'''[[Donald Drumpf]]'''</big> - Written by retarded [[SJW]]s and [[White supremacist|Neo-Nazis]]<br><br />
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<big>'''[[TheDonald]]'''</big> - Former Retarded [[Circlejerk]] for [[reddit]] that got [[b&]], and relocated to a whole new website, twice.<br><br />
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[[Category:People|Trump, Donald]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=The_Google&diff=1875463The Google2024-07-07T13:18:45Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* External links */</p>
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<div>{{achtung|Google bought [https://www.businessinsider.com/google-just-bought-boston-dynamics-2013-12 Boston Dynamics] Enjoy your last days of sanity & freedom}}<br />
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[[File:502 Server Error.png|thumb|Google is prone to internal server errors on a regular basis.]]<br />
[[File:Googleknowswhotheyreallyare.png|thumb|Google tells the truth as it is.]]<br />
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'''[https://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-WB-1313 The Google]''' is an extremely popular marketing agency. If you've ever wanted a search engine where you can search for misinformation disinformation, then Google is it. One uses google to find most nasty porn there is, illegal too. Google also hosts youtube where they display 16 year old wikiwhores {[[16-year-old girl|16-year-old girls]]) getting it on with Google's CEO nasty freaks Sundar Pichai and wikipedia's flounder king nothing, Bomis child porn king [[jimbo Wales]]... India is pissed off about not getting any and fines google tons of money.<ref>https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-63333628</ref>. Remember: if it isn't on Google IT DOES<del>N'T</del> EXIST. Though expansive in nature, The Google is also run by a bunch of pussies who will submit to any country's request for censorship. [https://www.wired.com/2010/04/google-china-and-censorship-a-wiredcom-faq/ Excluding China]. They once censored [[Aboriginal|this totally awesome ED page]] in the [[Australian]] version of Google. For this, Google is a possible candidate for [[Anonymous]]'s shitlist. Turbify.com website services (its quasi ceo is Jason Minder, real CEO is American-Indian pervert Sanjay Govil. He founded Infinite Compiter Solutions LLC part of Aabaco Small Business LLCm full of illiterate Hindus) provides backup storage to google, just in case if feds delete nice illegal material. Tucows aka cow rapists from Ontario, Canada. They provide IPs to Turbify.com from Rockville, MD and India...<ref>web.archive.org/web/20240330114321/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Inc._%281995%E2%80%932017%29#Aabaco_Small_Business_aka_Turbify_aka_Infinite_Computer_Solutions/Tucows_IPs_Registrar<br />
web.archive.org/web/20240201093903/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category_talk:American_people_of_Indian_descent#Sanjay_Govil's_Very_Very_Very_Controversial_Business_Ventures!!!<br />
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Jewgle is known for its constant gathering of personal information, which is to help its only income source, AdSense/AdWords. However this is [[moot]] because most of its adsense revenue is from [[cloaking]], scraper site adsense farms that click on their own ads. For instance, [[WikiFur]]'s '''{{wf|WikiFur:Ledger|ledger}}''' says it has spent thousands on Google ads, but the only people who clicked on those ads were clickbots. All of WikiFur's new visitors came from ED and some even donated.<br />
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Google is now working with [[Verizon]] to become the final boss of the internet by [https://www.sfgate.com/opinion/article/net-neutrality-lost-in-google-verizon-deal-3256429.php buying special pipes which allow them to keep people from using any part of the internet that isn't theirs.] It is only a matter of time before they own [[everything]].<br />
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==Google 411==<br />
[[Image:blindwipe.jpg|thumb|right|Google knows how [[Stupid|blind]] people wipe.]]<br />
Phone service that Google uses to gather information about speech, phonology, phonetics. This way they can data-mine you more with quantitative linguistics, computational linguistics, speech recognition and phonematic and phonetic transcriptions (speech to text).<br />
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==Google Images==<br />
[[image:Weirdass_google_search.jpg|thumb|left|Google image search results [[Has_anyone_really_been_far_even_as_decided_to_use_even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like?|make sense.]] Sometimes.]]<br />
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'''Google Images''' allows a user to search for pr0n images related to a particular search term. Perfect for finding illustrations for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], pictures of [[cock]] [https://www.google.com/search?q=uncut+cock&tbm=isch], [[Gif war|GIF wars]], and [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s. And pr0n. And people. And [https://www.google.com.au/search?safe=off&q=hamster+porn&tbm=isch hamster porn]. And '''{{archive|ZHbRv|Lego porn}}'''. To sum it up, google images is a shit stain on human history.<br />
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Google Images is also a key component in the game ''[[Google Seppuku]]'', but since that's now an [[old meme]], [[nobody gives a shit]] about that anymore. Google Images is famous for giving pr0n for non-related searches, and will even give pr0n when looking up about cats. <br />
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[[Image:Whatcha-drinking.jpg|thumb|right|[[X in my Y|Furries?? In my Google??]]]]<br />
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==My Pr0n! My Pr0n! My Kingdom for some Pr0n!==<br />
In late 2012, Google renewed their ongoing contact with [[Satan]], and part of the new deal was that they had to place mysterious bowls of chocolate pudding in the form of a pentagram down in the '''secret room''' deep beneath Google HQ where the souls of the search engines they have killed in the past are kept in clear glass jars. Once this was done, mysterious and wonderful code filled the minds of Google engineers as they waddled and Segwayed back and forth between the buffet and their desks. They immediately began writing a new search algorithm which would not only make search results more relevant to the user's query, but also help indoctrinate users so that every other search engine would seem like a cluttered mess in comparison.<br />
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{{quote|''I searched for pussy, and didn't see any sweet poontang.''|Someone too stupid to add a porn keyword like Google told them to.}}<br />
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{{quote|''Wow! Google is actually showing me what I searched for instead of semi-naked women!''|Totally not an Astroturf PR agent.}}<br />
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{{quote|''This is like when Hitler killed six million Jews.''|Typical [[Reddit]] post.}}<br />
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''Google showed they didn't care about free speech by refusing to address the completely valid accusations that they were worse than [[Hitler]], oppressing furries, and frequently drowning puppies in a hot tub of champagne.''<br />
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=== images.google.com and ED ===<br />
Most articles on [[ED]] are accompanied by images culled from images.google.com, without much forethought. Authors simply look up their search term (or pr0n) and add the first image that comes up. Those with extra time actually search through the results to find the most fitting image, but that usually isn't as funny. It does give them an excuse to look through more pr0n though.<br />
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For a more detailed analysis of the fine pr0n art of selecting an image for an ED article, see [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] (See Also: [[Porn]])<br />
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=== ED and images.google.com ===<br />
The reciprocal relationship between Google images and [[ED]] is an interesting one. [https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fencyclopediadramatica.online&tbm=isch&hl=en Searching for all images on Encyclopedia Dramatica] results in 0 matches with Safe Search on, but about 3,400 matches with this inappropriate image blocker disabled. This proves once and for all that ED is 100% <strike>pr0n</strike> [[awesome]].<br />
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However, this is not the case for Safe Search and text results. Regardless of being totally aware of the nature of ED's images, somehow, Safe Search considers some of the most disturbing subjects on encyclopediadramatica to be fair game for young, innocent eyes. This is undoubtedly due to the fact that [[the man]] understands the true nature of ED being the satirical festering epitome of teh internets, meaning it should in fact be the first thing a child [[evar]] sees on the [[series of tubes]] as it will set a decent precedent for all the bullshit information presented as truth throughout the interwebs, making them appropriately cautionary when researching for a paragraph they have to write about geography or bats or some shit. <BR CLEAR=ALL><br />
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=== Typical Google Images Search ===<br />
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Let's say you search for images of "X". Here's how the search results will go.<br />
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*Page 1: You're doing okay, results are 100% X<br />
*Page 2: Pretty good, results are 80% X, plus a couple of shitty [[lolcats]] pictures.<br />
*Page 3: Getting colder, results are 65% X, the other 35% is pictures of shitbox cars for sale and cartoons.<br />
*Page 4: Hiiii-way to- the- Danjuh Zone! (Da-nuh-na-na-nuh-nuh!). Results are 50% X, the other half is a mix of pictures of homicide victims and "art" from some uppity-ass hipster's blog.<br />
*Page 5: Uh-oh. Results are 20% X, 80% is pictures of shitty civilian M16 knock-offs andthe winners of last year's Budd Dwyer look-a-like contest, plus a bit of porn.<br />
*Page 6: Good or bad, depending on what you're looking for. Results are 5% X, the rest is porn.<br />
*Page 7: Porn<br />
*Page 8: Porn<br />
*Page 9: Porn <br />
*Page 10: Porn (Get the general idea?)<br />
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==I Feels Lucky==<br />
[[File:GoogleMalware.png|thumb|[[Google|Google Chrome]] knows that Google.co.uk is a cover for attackers to install [[malware]] on your computer]]<br />
Probably the most useful feature [[Google]] has, besides porn. Also an important step in the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] and [[Google bomb]]ing.<br />
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==Google Adsense==<br />
[[Image:Google_targeted_adds.png|thumb|right|Google knows how to specifically tailor their ads based on user preferences.]]<br />
The second most useful feature besides [[porn]]. Excellent way to make quick money for [[poor]] people.<br />
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==Other Google Features==<br />
===Google Maps===<br />
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The [[Internet stalking|Internet stalkers]]'s new best friend, Google Maps [https://www.google.com/maps] allows you to tell Google exactly where you live by typing in your address and zooming all the way in on your own house. This information is combined with all search terms associated with your IP address, and then sold to the [[CIA]]. If you have a really big TV, you could maybe see your porn on the satellite, or if your neighbors are making porn. You can also use [[Wikimapia]]'s version of Google Maps to provide accurate details of every place in [[United States|America]].<br />
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Image:Lulzgooglemap.JPG|A typical Google Map result.<br />
Image:Googlemapsdomination.jpg|Google Maps gives helpful directions!<br />
Image:Hookerpickup.jpg|Google Maps captures some hookers... Click to enlarge photo...<br />
Image:Kayakacross.PNG|thumb|left|Not included: Car that transforms into a kayak.<br />
Image:Argleton.png|thumb|left|The town that doesn't exist...<br />
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===Google Street===<br />
When the Google Van comes to your town, try not to be doing anything illegal or embarrassing. Google now aids criminals, thanks Google.<br />
:<span style="font-size:85%">'''Notice:''' ED offers a [[barnstar]] to the first troll to spot a kid from the back of a milk carton being waved at to jump in the Google Van.</span><br />
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===GooglePlus (Google+)===<br />
{{spoiler|Google+ was finally shut down on April 2, 2019}}<br />
Next Facebook-[[killer]], [[no|supposedly]]. '''{{ytlink|dYdbof039QQ|Click here to learn how to use it.}}''' Nobody liked it so [[YouTube]] forced its userbase to create a Google+ profile. Google+ ended up as a complete and total failure, and became a internet wasteland, but near the end of its lifespan, [[edgy]] [[Autism|Turbo-Autistic Parasites]] decided to take over the abandoned social media platform and communicate in strange [[gay|gay horniness]] and hand flapping. Perhaps they'll move to MySpace now that Google+ is permanently gone.<br />
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Image:GoogleWantsNewEmail.jpg|[[You]] want to delete your GMail account? Well fuck you! First you must give us your new e-mail address to spam!!<br />
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===Gmail===<br />
Gmail, short for "Gay Mail" is loved because it doesn't reveal your IP when you send an email, saving you time from having to put on a proxy whenever you email someone you don't trust. But signing up with Gmail is like this:<br />
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Then after that, 50% of the time you log in to your Gmail account, you have to enter one of Google's [[CAPTCHA]]s for no apparent reason. The above image is one of their more readable ones. Good luck.<br />
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And then each week, Gmail will randomly reset your password without informing you or explaining it, forcing you to go to password recovery to enter your account, which again requires one of Gmail's CAPTCHAs. Then once getting into your account, you can clearly see no one else has accessed it but you.<br />
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Originally signing up with Gmail only required the software ''Jiffy Gmail Creator'' to read their CAPTCHA because of course no human can. However, as of June 2009: Gmail is only free because they require you verify your cell phone number with them so they can sell it to telemarketers. <br />
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Here are the answers to from FAQ above:<br />
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Q: I don't have a mobile phone, can I sign up?<br/><br />
A: No, you're fucked. Sorry Wait, NOT!<br/><br />
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Q: How do I know my phone can receive messages?<br/><br />
A: If you don't get a text message from us, then no it can't.<br/><br />
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Q: Will it cost me money to receive the message?<br/><br />
A: Probably or else it'll use up one of your allowed free text messages.<br/><br />
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Q: Why is my country not available?<br/><br />
A: Because we are only set up to do this for the USA not motherfucking China.<br/><br />
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Q: Will Google keep or use my mobile phone number?<br/><br />
A: We're Google. We keep your information forever. Seriously, you're signing up for an email service that secretly saves all your emails you delete and keeps it forever, what did you expect? We then use your information for marketing purpose and sell it to advertisers. Expect lots of telemarketing calls on your cell phone while you're driving.<br />
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Until 2009, logging into Gmail was like the image below and there was no way to set it for basic HTML default so each time logging in you have to wait 2 minutes, get this screen and then click the link:<br />
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If you made an account before Gmail began extorting everyone's phone numbers at signup and hence have no phone number in Gmail, eventually at login, Google will say... "Your account doesn't have a phone number and despite you knowing the password, secret question and answer, and more we're not sure it's you. But if any random person gives us their phone number, we'll give them access to your account."<br />
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Clicking the "Ask Google for help" button goes through a series of screens where they demand the exact day of account creation, exact last day you signed in, and exactly correct spelled email addresses of five people on your contacts--ensuring no one will be able to get it all correct and in the end Gmail says, "Information does not match". And with Gmail, it's impossible to reach an actual human there for help. If you have a dynamic IP address, you're fucked as google will rape you with this message every time your IP changes.<br />
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Forgot your Jewgle password? Tell us what services you use and when you signed up. Oh wait - you can't remember? - well, fuck you then...<br />
<center>[[Image:Gmail sucks shit.png|thumb|center|Oh, the irony.]]</center><br />
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===Google Phone===<br />
Sometime in the fall of [[2010]], Google added a webphone feature to gmail. Fortunately for the population of Nigeria, [[hacker]]s and the [[lulz]], this phone always displays the number 760-705-8888 on caller ID. <br />
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Among other nefarious purposes, it was immediately employed by '''{{wikilink|Advance-fee_scam|fraudsters}}''' to call victims anonymously, claiming they had "won prizes from Victoria's Secret" if only they could pay a processing fee. An amusing page of [[NORP]]s complaining about calls received from the number can be found '''{{archive|rRjyp|here}}'''.<br />
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Naturally, we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] would be [[shocked and appalled]] if you used this knowledge for evil.<br />
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===Google Buzz===<br />
{{archive|ndobm|Google Buzz}} was the [[almost raped|supposed]] [[Twitter]]-[[killer]], [https://searchengineland.com/google-with-buzz-we-failed-to-appreciate-that-users-have-different-privacy-expectations-36522 and we all know how well that turned out].<br />
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===Google Earth===<br />
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Just like the real Earth, only inhabited by Lilliputians. And pornians. It was created JUST for [[Osama bin Laden]]. [[Srsly]], it has a realistic flight simulator for flying planes into buildings. An excellent tool for picking out your next rape/stalk/murder victim. Currently Google Earth also has Mars and Moon models. That means that, some day in the future, the Mooninites and Martians can do the same shit us Humans can do. Google Earth also has horrible graphics, which makes anything that you want to find, look for, or even fap to nearly impossible to make out. You could search "The United States of Americunts" and find a picture of what looks to be a land mass of two donkey's fucking.<br />
[[Image:TerroristIgnignokt .jpg|thumb|center|That's right - he can see you!! Thanks, Google...]]<br />
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===Google Chrome===<br />
[[Chrome]] is a Web 2.0 compatible web browser. It's similar to a shiny metal dildo, but not quite as useful. However, it's an excellent reference for [[troll|trolling]] the hell out of [[internet tough guys]] who still use [[Firefox]].<br />
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===Google Ultron===<br />
[[Google Ultron]] is the web browser softwarez that [[NASA]] uses, and is also powered by [[Adobe]] Reader.<br />
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===Google PhoneBook===<br />
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'''<strike>Google PhoneBook''' is the best tool to [[Internet stalking|Internet-stalk]] the [[pr0n]] models you dream of inseminating in order to keep your genes in the gene pool.<br />
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It's simply the best [[Internet|e]]-gift [[Google]] has given to the e-public.</strike> '''{{archive|WHW1e|It's gone.}}'''<br />
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===Google Fight===<br />
If you have no social life, then Google Fight is just what you need. You type in two searches, and Google will see which one has the most results. Only used by [[retard]]s and the lowest of the low. It is reported to be highly unfunny and produce zero lulz. Should one use Google Fight for more than an hour, they might not make a funny joke for weeks to come.<br />
[[Image:googlefight.jpg|thumb||center|BUT I CREATED YOU!1!!![[oneoneone|oneone]]]]<br />
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===Google Sketchup===<br />
Lets you to draw a pretty [[picture]] of your house, and [[upload]] it to [[The_Google#Google_Earth|Google Earth]], in order to make your [[Internet stalking|Internet stalker]]'s job easier. You can [[troll]] by making a model that looks like [[goatse]], such as <s>[http://sketchup.google.com/3dwarehouse/details?mid=716471aadb2bfbea42a05c802e8cf0bc this]</s>. (dead)<br />
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Makes shitty polygons with way too many divisions.<br />
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[[Shit]] games like [[Facade]] were made in Google SketchUp<br />
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Sometimes confused with Google [[blood]], though it is not the same thing.<br />
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===Google Groups===<br />
Through various boring developments, Google Groups lets you search [[Usenet]] posts dating back to 1981, and yes there actually was an [[internet]] then. There was drama then too, although reading [[flame war]]s about cold fusion or the projected release date for ''[[Star Wars]]'' movie is only so interesting.<br />
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===Google Video===<br />
[[Google Video]] was once your one stop shop for [[Mentos in diet soda]] and softcore webcam porn videos. Designed to give people the opportunity to become [[Internet celebrities]] by sharing dispensable videos of themselves, be it "jackass" stunts or your own unfunny music video parodies in spectacular 8 bit clarity, it has devolved into something so much less. [[Old memes]] that were never funny to begin with inevitably make it onto the fabulous {{wayback|http://video.google.com/videoranking|20060415184114|title=Top 100}}. Composed of conspiracy theories, 15 minute long ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' pvp videos and 37 variations of [[Mentos in diet soda]], this list shows just how trashy people really are. Sadly, after Google's takeover of [[YouTube]], Google Videos is rumored to have [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING]] in favor of YouTube, and Google tried to keep people away by no longer [[buffering]] the entire video and only buffering 5 seconds of video whereafter Google Video then gives up and dies. In 2009, Google Video shut down the ability to post/upload new vids to the service '''{{archive|xVl7|See Google Video developer blog}}'''. Eventually, the entirety of the content on Google Video got the perma-shoah from Google, and Google Video hasn't existed as a video-hosting-service in any way, since it was officially closed on August 20, [[2012]] - '''{{archive|bHG0u|Citation here}}'''.<br />
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===Google [[Promised Land]]===<br />
[[Image:Free Hat Google.PNG|thumb|The Google equivilent of [[wikigroaning]] - plenty of sites about [[South Park]] and very few about the serial killer himself.]]<br />
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Google video hosting website which evolved a feature set extremely similar to [[JewTube]]. It remains less established than its competitors. It features social networking and a "[[ED]] [[Argent]] filter" which works by lying to the person uploading the video if the content is for mature audiences only. It also features the ability to select a video's thumbnail icon, select from a variety of custom channel templates, add an in-line video player to a channel, block critical users from participating in a channel, restrict video comments to "friends" of the channel, refer a video to popular social bookmarking sites like del.icio.us and [[digg]], and attach videos-replies to video comments. Unlike competitors Revver and [[YouTube]], its for white trash only. The Promised Land does not display advertisements, because it will eventually be bought out by [[Google]].<br />
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===[[Knol]]===<br />
This new service is totalllyy gonna kill [[Wikipedia]]. See the [[knol]] [[article]] for more details.<br />
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===Google Checkout===<br />
Is a payment system that eBay banned because it's a competitor with PayPal. If you take Google Checkout payments for eBay auctions and then get suspended on eBay, Google Checkout automatically refunds every single buyer who has ever paid forever, making you lose all your income for the last several years. If you have negative balance, Google drains your bank account. Google Checkout also requires your social security number so they will come after you for what your bank didn't have.<br />
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===Google Quick Draw===<br />
An experiment in AI was revealed and released to the public by Jewgle some time in late 2016. Basically, you get 20 seconds to draw an image based off a word the experiment provides you. Trolls found out about GQD. This is the result:<br />
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===Google Web Accelerator===<br />
Google Web Accelerator is a denial of service attack tool that allows you to visit a website even on a slow connections and then in seconds Google will pre-catch the entire site, even if you no longer read it. Google Web Accelerator also will not pass on the prefetch header for webmasters to block it. If you see ED saying how they're running out of money due to heavy traffic, now you know why.<br />
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===Google Wave===<br />
[[Image:GoogleWaveV.png|thumb|Google Wave being announced at the Google I/O conference.]]<br />
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{{Quote|"Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret." Unfortunately, you need to ''refresh''. Wanna tell Dr. Wave have happened?|Google Wave telling you that you're [[doing it wrong]].}}<br />
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After the launch of [[Google Chrome]], the Google world executives needed a way to promote their new problem and tear [[Internet Explorer]] to shreds. One executive suggested created a new web standard that IE could not handle, but another executive reminds the [[OP|original proposer]] that W3C already attempted this by creating [[HTML|HTML]] 5 and [[CSS]] 3. The OP then suggested reinventing something everyone knows and loves and making it incompatible with IE, and thus '''Google Wave''' was born.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveMaxthon.png|thumb|left|Google dislikes your preferred choice of browser.]]<br />
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Google took a few of the already popular communications tools out there ([[Email]], instant messaging, [[chat]], collaborative software, etc.) and merged them together with the power of real-time in order to create what they hoped will be the next killer app. Unbeknownst to most readers, [[you|you're]] using 60-year-old technology. Email is something [[grandma]] makes in her kitchen in remembrance of [[Holocaust]]. What would happen if Email was invented today? Google Wave, of course.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveUsability.png|thumb|Google Wave and usability.]]<br />
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Google Wave is the big word amongst techfags. Everyone wants their hands on this. Unfortunately, Google is only giving previews to a limited audience. As a result, techfags will do anything for them. Millions of people have filed requests, but it takes months for them to be accepted. Three people have been reported to have died from the anticipation. Fortunately, those lucky few who were invited have at least 8 invitations to hand out. High demand, low supply, and zero taxes meant profit, so people with invites to sell turned to [[Ebay]]. Five people were believed made [[rich and beautiful]] through Ebay sells alone.<br />
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{{Quote|Surf's out, dude. Google Wave is down for maintenance. Time to chillax.|Google reminding you that this is only a preview.}}<br />
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Google Wave has received a low score on usability. Users find it hard to use or difficult to learn how to use. Fortunately, this problem can easily be remedied:<br />
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<blockquote><br />
<p>HI. [[Billy Mays|BILLY MAYS]] HERE. AND BOY DO WE HAVE A NEAT PRODUCT FOR YOU. MANY OF YOU HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE NIGHTMARISH DIFFICULTIES OF LEARNING TO WAVE. BUT NOW YOU CAN PUT THOSE NIGHTMARES TO REST.</p><br />
<p>WE ARE NOW OFFERING A '''{{archive|BRYv0|GOOGLE WAVE MANUAL}}'''. COMPLETE WITH MAPS, CHARTS, AND IMAGES. THAT'S RIGHT, BY READING [[OVER 9000]] PAGES, YOU CAN BECOME A WAVE EXPERT. GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK.</p><br />
<p>NORMALLY $29.99, BUT IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET IT FOR $19.99. THAT'S A $10 SAVINGS!!!!</p><br />
<p>REMEMBER: WHEN IN DOUBT, [[RTFM]].</p><br />
</blockquote><br />
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Unfortunately, Mays died soon after creating this commercial and the confusion continued.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveOut.png|thumb|This is what I've been waiting for?]]<br />
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;Steps<br />
#Create an application that is incompatible with IE.<br />
#Use a name ''[[Firefly]]'' [[fanbois]] would recognize.<br />
#Create 80-minute video.<br />
#Release previews to a limited number of people and create hype.<br />
#[[????]]<br />
#[[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
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==Google Plus==<br />
[[File:mwgp2.jpg|600px|center]]<br />
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Google Plus launched in June 2011 and was nuked in April 2019 because nobody was using it. It was a social networking website which was a clone of [[Facebook]]. That is, a nave for various web activities such as [[blog]] following, instant messaging and link sharing. All which is interconnected with your friends, relatives and some guy you met once and never is going to meet again. Google Plus was foremost made in mind of that one colleague and relative who keeps spamming your inbox with links consisting of [[shit no one cares about]]. It is for this reason Google Plus had a [[Circlejerk|''Circles'']] function. It made it possible for you to divide all the people that share you boring links into different tabbed categories of your choosing. You yourself could name them. You [[win]] by creating the category [[Crap]], and put everything shared to you under that tab. <br />
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Google's plan with Google Plus was to create an universal web account. And it would not be surprising if they succeeded considering the undeserving masses can't keep track of their web accounts. However, this [[Circle jerk]] software had not become a [[killer|killer app]] as of December 2013. Therefore Google has taken action. When you send emails, there was a "Add to Google plus button" for whom you are corresponding with. This gave the false impression that they had a Google Plus account, but in reality you inadvertently sent them an invite to Google Plus. People in your Google Contacts (An Internet synchronized phonebook used in browsers and smartphones) appeared in Google Plus as Google Plus users. Here they tried the same tactics of giving the false impression that people had a Google Plus account when they don't. Google also made it obligatory to have a Google plus account to upload and comment [[Youtube]] videos in November 2013. <br />
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[[File:Mouth Cum.gif|thumb|right|Google is known for forcing Google Plus down the throat of its user base.]]<br />
[[File:mwgp.jpg|thumb|right]]<br />
[[File:gplus3.gif|thumb|right|From a google plus users perspective]]<br />
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====The things you could do on Google plus====<br />
*Add people on circles<br />
*Arrange people as files and folders<br />
*Remove people from circles<br />
*Add them to other circles<br />
*Make complex circles<br />
*Create new circling models<br />
*Add circles to other circles.<br />
*Measure the circumference of circles.<br />
*Update your name<br />
*Delete google plus<br />
*Backup all your pictures on google servers because it has unlimited space.<br />
*[[Copypasta|Copypaste]] quotes and get extra points, you can use your points to buy e-items later<br />
*Give pluses to everyone and wait for them to suck your cock someday.<br />
*Scroll up and down<br />
*Ignore posts<br />
*Join hangouts and listen to the echo traveling through unlimited number of computers<br />
*Play [[Gaming|gaemz]] which are designed for 12 year olds.<br />
*Click '''see comments''' and let it fill your page with 500 comments.<br />
*Send chat messages your friends who accidentally got online on google chat while reading their emails.<br />
*Log out<br />
*[[Kill yourself]]<br />
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====Explore Tab====<br />
Like any other social networking website, the number of fatass bitches who uses google plus for getting attention from adult male population (a great catch = $$$) is exponentially increasing.<br />
Typical posts which make its way to your explore tab are:<br />
*Totally useless inventions which will never be manufactured.<br />
*Advice - See [[advice dog]], also, advice here is like, bad advice with einstein pictures attached to it.<br />
*Posts by profiles of [[Einstein]], [[Jesus]] and [[Barack Obama]].<br />
*[[Cancer]] and reposts<br />
*[[Delicious Cake]]<br />
*[[Photography]]<br />
*Tech News, moar like, phone ads in disguise<br />
*Women sharing videos of women interviewing women.<br />
*More quotes - [[Copypasta]]<br />
*Posts by profiles like "Funny Jokes"<br />
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====How to get the most from google plus====<br />
*[https://plus.google.com/u/0/downgrade/ Click Here]<br />
*Select "Delete your entire Google profile<br />
*Click "Remove selected services"<br />
*Ignore all warnings and click OK/Next/Whatever until it shuts the fuck up.<br />
*[[????]]<br />
*[[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
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==Google Chrome Frame==<br />
[[Image:GoogleWaveBrowser.png|thumb|[[X? In my Y?|Install Google? In my browser?]]]]<br />
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'''Google Chrome Frame''' is an [[Internet Explorer]] plugin from Google. It transforms IE from a Trident browser to a Webkit browser. The plug-in is pointless since you might as well install [[Firefox]], [[Google Chrome]], or [[Safari]]. Nevertheless, it does its desired job: forcing IE users to use a Google product. Anytime, you will be met with a window telling you to install Google Chrome Frame, forcing users to convert to Webkit every time you wish to test out Google Wave. This is yet another attempt to I am in your base killing your d00ds.<br />
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==Googledork==<br />
A Googledork is, according to '''{{archive|eWCm5|Johnny Long}}''', "An inept or foolish person as revealed by Google." More specifically, it's a person (usually a Web administrator) who mistakenly leaves or posts sensitive information (or homemade/officemade porn) on a Web site for Google's site scrubbing robots to find, and thereby, discloses private data (and bits) to the Google hackers of the world. If you leave private data (or porn) lying around in public, you shouldn't be surprised when someone finds it and reads it. <!-- FYI I copied and pasted this paragraph from the WatchGuard porn mailing list I'm on, lolo [[User:Quasidan|<font style="background:#CCFFDD">Quasidan</font>]] 17:47, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC) --><br />
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==Breaking Google==<br />
[[image:Evilgoogle.jpg|thumb|Malware? In ''my'' Google? It's more likely than you think!]]<br />
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[[At least 100]] years ago, it was told by the gods, that if you were to type ''Google'' into Google you can actually break the internet. The effects of typing Google into Google are devastating, and cause the Google servers to [[divide by zero]]. <br />
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And we all know how that will end. To circumvent this problem, Google engineers have taught Google to think that it is actually [[Yahoo]]. [[Some argue]] that if Google learns how to order its spiders to ignore robots.txt, it will be able to use Google Earth to learn that it is really Google. The [[RAGE]] that ensues will probably result in Google dropping [[dox]] on all of its masters, such as the kind of [[furry]] they need to dress up as to get free lunch and how many [[CP]] links they have bookmarked in Google Chrome.<br />
<br />
===O-shi!!!===<br />
[[Image:Google fuck up.jpg|thumb|left|The day /b/ shat themselves.]]<br />
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On January, 31, 2009 at approximately 10:15 A.M., Google determined that every site in the fucking universe was harmful to your computer. Yes, even Google.<br />
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The Google supercomputer became self-aware and flagged every website including itself as harmful to your computer. Millions of bricks were shat around the world as people tried desperately to remember how the fuck to type a url into an address bar themselves instead of just Googling the first few words of it.<br />
{{clear}}<br />
===Google becomes an [[oldfag]]===<br />
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On April 22, 2009 the self aware system that is Skynet trolled all of /b/ by hiding the Triforce in its main theme photo. Most dismissed it as a troll and or Photoshop. Some speculated that some faggot who works with The Google told it that it couldn't do one and so it then promptly proved said faggot wrong.<br />
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{{center|[[Image:Googlewut.jpg|thumb|center|Google Triforce Conspiracy!11 lol]]}}<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
==Google Employee Culture==<br />
Google is well known throughout the world as leaders at enticing skilled teenagers and twenty somethings to move to the south bay and work like a dog for $30,000 a year. While you could be making 80k to 120k elsewhere, you give it all up for the privilege of working at Google. Whenever you wake up from the Matrix you have been connected into and end up getting a real job, you'll realize that future employers don't give a fuck how you did it at Google - they want your honest opinion. Of course, you don't have one because the Google NDA knowledge extractor removed that when you left.<br />
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Some employee perks include:<br />
*Living with 12 other people in a 1-bedroom apartment in Sunnyvale.<br />
*Free breakfast, lunch and dinner, you [[fat|fatty]].<br />
*[[Randi Harper]] does not work there (yet).<br />
*Free rides in the Google [[AIDS]]^H^H^H^HShuttle.<br />
*They do your laundry, you dirty fuck.<br />
*Due to a NDA that rivals the [[NSA]] and [[Oprah]], you can't talk about what you work on.<br />
*"20% time" can be spent on [[4chan]], [[LiveJournal]] and [[Chatroulette]].<br />
{{clear}}<br />
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==Employee fuckery==<br />
{{quote|The secret wage-theft agreements between [[Apple]], Google, [[Intel]], [[Adobe]], Intuit, and [[Pixar]] (now owned by Disney) are described in court papers obtained by PandoDaily as “an overarching conspiracy” in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act and the Clayton Antitrust Act, and at times it reads like something lifted straight out of the robber baron era that produced those laws. Today’s inequality crisis is America’s worst on record since statistics were first recorded a hundred years ago — the only comparison would be to the era of the railroad tycoons in the late 19th century.|--{{wayback|https://pandodaily.com/2014/01/23/the-techtopus-how-silicon-valleys-most-celebrated-ceos-conspired-to-drive-down-100000-tech-engineers-wages/|20220626073630|title=HA HA HA}}}}<br />
{{quote|if you [Brin] hire a single one of these people that means war.|--Steve Jobs demanding that [[Sergey Brin]] help him break Federal law}}<br />
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==The Final Boss of Google==<br />
[[File:Eric_schmidt_peekaboo.jpg|thumb|“These are not the droids you're looking for”]]<br />
Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google, embodies the creepiness that Google admires most. He regularly shows up on news programs once a week spouting a new gaffe about Google's secret quest for world domination.<br />
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|Ericschmidtquotes|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|We know where you are. We know where you’ve been. We can more or less know what you’re thinking about.|Eric Schmidt<br />
|If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.|Capt. Moralfag at your service<br />
|Every young person one day will be entitled automatically to change his or her name on reaching adulthood in order to disown youthful hijinks stored on their friends’ social media sites.|[[wat]]<br />
|Streetview the cars we drive only once, you can just move, right?|Eric Schmidt<br />
|Our policy is we try things, we celebrate our failures.|<br />
|You can trust us with your data.|<br />
|I ACTUALLY think most people don’t want Google to answer their questions, they want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.|<br />
|We are willing to get it one way or another, with or without deal.|Eric Schmidt wants your [[facebook]]|<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|[[Just Google It]]|googlegallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
Image:Swastikashapedbuilding.jpg|Proof that Google isn't run by Jews<br />
Image:Google pwnage.PNG|Typical search results.<br />
Image:Cereal_sex_offender.jpg|Another highly accurate service from The Google.<br />
Image:NigGoogle.jpg|OH SHI- THE black person GOT GOOGLE!<br />
Image:Luther.PNG|Another highly useful service from The Google.<br />
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Image:AmericanPlanesAttackNazi.gif|Jews sent reinforcements! MAN THE HARPOONS!<br />
Image:Justin_bieber_google.jpg|Google knows what you had in mind<br />
Image:google trolling.jpg|Google makes it easy to troll their "quality team".<br />
Image:Googlegaga.png|Isn't it cool how Google actually gives you suggestions no matter how offensive to public figures they are?<br />
Image:Gfail Beta.jpg|[[Fail|Gfail]]<br />
Image:Gfail.gif|Even Moar Gfail!<br />
Image:google_1964.jpg|Old school Google<br />
Image:Futuregoogle.jpg|In the future, Google will organise your brain.<br />
Image:Greengoogle.png|Finally Google has a decent logo. To bad it's only for one day.<br />
Image:Google triforce.jpg|Lol wut?<br />
Image:GoogleWhatFail.jpg|Strawberries!<br />
Image:Googleisracist.jpeg|Google doesn't trust the blacks.<br />
Image:Lolgoogle.jpg| Google knows what scares you. <br />
Image:thateffinggoogle.png| If I see That Fucking Google one more time...<br />
Image:G_ana.png| Now<br />
Image:How to google.jpg<br />
Image:Jewgle.gif|Jewgle<br />
Image:Google.jpg|Googletits<br />
Image:Seems legit.jpg|Headquarters<br />
Image:Google_-_Classic.jpg<br />
Image:Google_-_Hey_Google.jpg<br />
Image:Google_-_Uses.jpg<br />
Image:Eric_schmidt_by_rware-d3af5db.jpg<br />
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File:Google1998.png<br />
File:GoogleWave.png<br />
File:Googlelogo.png<br />
File:Problematic_Google.jpg<br />
File:Google_Paris_Hilton.jpg<br />
File:GOOGLE .jpg<br />
File:Accept Gmail.jpg<br />
File:Obama clickbangpop adv.gif<br />
File:Google_Company_info_page_2011.png<br />
File:Google-maps-murder.jpg<br />
File:Google-sandbox.jpg<br />
File:Google-swastika.jpg<br />
File:Google.gif<br />
File:GoogleEDresults.jpg<br />
File:GoogleProphecy.jpg<br />
File:GoogleUFO.PNG<br />
File:Google_Logo.jpg<br />
File:Google_logo.jpg<br />
File:Google Diversity Muslim Massacre.jpg<br />
File:Google Diversity Jewish Overlord.jpg<br />
File:Googlebomb1.jpg<br />
File:Googlecreepy.png<br />
File:Googlecynre_edited-1.jpeg<br />
File:Googled_your_mom_hat.jpg<br />
File:Googleshares.jpg<br />
File:Googletranslate.png<br />
File:Googleview_kenny.png<br />
File:Googlewtf.JPG<br />
File:Wikijudaism.png|Indexing one site is "piracy"...<br />
Image:Yhbtyahoo.jpg|but Indexing two sites is "building the technology of tomorrow".<br />
File:Googlism_internets.JPG<br />
File:GoYgle.png<br />
Image:Thanks google.gif|Google, the friendly, helpful search engine.<br />
Image:Google founder Sergey Brin in drag.jpg|Google founder [[Sergey Brin]]. By the way, that's actually a guy. That thing on his head is a foreskin, probably.<br />
Image:Billyshakes ghettostyle.PNG|Google's counterpart, [[Gizoogle]], can be just as high-brow and educated, as is demonstrated with this fine work of Shakespeare: tizzle be tha question.<br />
Image:Google supports rape.png|thumb| Google will help you learn how to [[rape]]<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
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==Conclusion?==<br />
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<center>{{frame|<youtube>zkRuUNWcJdY</youtube></center><br />
<center>'''Google is full of shit'''}}</center><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Skynet]]<br />
*[[Android]]<br />
*[[Australia]]<br />
*[[Bing]]<br />
*[[ChaCha]]<br />
*[[Chrome]]<br />
*[[Cloaking]]<br />
*[[Cpedia]]<br />
*[[DMOZ]]<br />
*[[Gizoogle]]<br />
*[[Google Killer]]<br />
*[[Google Stadia]]<br />
*[[Googlesux]]<br />
*[[Google Ultron]]<br />
*[[Googlewhacking]]<br />
*[["Just Google It"]]<br />
*[[kgb]]<br />
*[[Larry Page]]<br />
*[[Missing White Womyn Syndrome]]<br />
*[[Pokémon Go]]<br />
*[[SEO]]<br />
*[[Sergey Brin]]<br />
*[[The Church of Google]]<br />
*[[Tom Galloway]]<br />
*[[TV Tropes]] - A website for spergs that sold its soul to their Google overlords a long time ago.<br />
*[[Verizon]]<br />
*[[Google Translate]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [https://techxplore.com/news/2022-06-google-wikipedia-content.html#:~:text=Wikipedia%20has%20inked%20a%20partnership%20with%20Google.%20Google,to%20strike%20commercial%20deals%20with%20other%20web%20companies. Wikipedia ("none for profit foundation") and Google sign business partnership... they will molest 16 year old girls and 16 year old boys together especially at [[wikimania]]s!!!]]<br />
*'''{{archive|e2ElJ|Getting banned from Google.}}'''<br />
*'''{{archive|UCCZQ|Jimbo Pedophile Wales will destroy Google.}}'''<br />
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8533695.stm Italian court convicts three Google executives in a trial over a video showing a teenager with Down's Syndrome being bullied]<br />
[https://www.googlefight.com/ Google Fight, compare everything according to the google result counts.]<br />
*[https://lmgtfy.app/?q=Gizoogle&l=1 "Let me Google that for you"]<br />
*{{UkrED|Google}}<br />
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<div>{{achtung|Google bought [https://www.businessinsider.com/google-just-bought-boston-dynamics-2013-12 Boston Dynamics] Enjoy your last days of sanity & freedom}}<br />
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[[File:Google Skynet Invasion.png|thumb|250px|Google skynet. No one is safe.]]<br />
[[File:502 Server Error.png|thumb|Google is prone to internal server errors on a regular basis.]]<br />
[[File:Googleknowswhotheyreallyare.png|thumb|Google tells the truth as it is.]]<br />
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'''[https://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-WB-1313 The Google]''' is an extremely popular marketing agency. If you've ever wanted a search engine where you can search for misinformation disinformation, then Google is it. One uses google to find most nasty porn there is, illegal too. Google also hosts youtube where they display 16 year old wikiwhores {[[16-year-old girl|16-year-old girls]]) getting it on with Google's CEO nasty freaks Sundar Pichai and wikipedia's flounder king nothing, Bomis child porn king [[jimbo Wales]]... India is pissed off about not getting any and fines google tons of money.<ref>https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-63333628</ref>. Remember: if it isn't on Google IT DOES<del>N'T</del> EXIST. Though expansive in nature, The Google is also run by a bunch of pussies who will submit to any country's request for censorship. [https://www.wired.com/2010/04/google-china-and-censorship-a-wiredcom-faq/ Excluding China]. They once censored [[Aboriginal|this totally awesome ED page]] in the [[Australian]] version of Google. For this, Google is a possible candidate for [[Anonymous]]'s shitlist. Turbify.com website services (its quasi ceo is Jason Minder, real CEO is American-Indian pervert Sanjay Govil. He founded Infinite Compiter Solutions LLC part of Aabaco Small Business LLCm full of illiterate Hindus) provides backup storage to google, just in case if feds delete nice illegal material. Tucows aka cow rapists from Ontario, Canada. They provide IPs to Turbify.com from Rockville, MD and India...<ref>web.archive.org/web/20240330114321/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Inc._%281995%E2%80%932017%29#Aabaco_Small_Business_aka_Turbify_aka_Infinite_Computer_Solutions/Tucows_IPs_Registrar<br />
web.archive.org/web/20240201093903/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category_talk:American_people_of_Indian_descent#Sanjay_Govil's_Very_Very_Very_Controversial_Business_Ventures!!!<br />
web.archive.org/web/20240103100535/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sanjay_Govil/Archive_1#Is_Turbify_connected_to_Govil's_company? </ref> <br />
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Jewgle is known for its constant gathering of personal information, which is to help its only income source, AdSense/AdWords. However this is [[moot]] because most of its adsense revenue is from [[cloaking]], scraper site adsense farms that click on their own ads. For instance, [[WikiFur]]'s '''{{wf|WikiFur:Ledger|ledger}}''' says it has spent thousands on Google ads, but the only people who clicked on those ads were clickbots. All of WikiFur's new visitors came from ED and some even donated.<br />
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Google is now working with [[Verizon]] to become the final boss of the internet by [https://www.sfgate.com/opinion/article/net-neutrality-lost-in-google-verizon-deal-3256429.php buying special pipes which allow them to keep people from using any part of the internet that isn't theirs.] It is only a matter of time before they own [[everything]].<br />
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==Google 411==<br />
[[Image:blindwipe.jpg|thumb|right|Google knows how [[Stupid|blind]] people wipe.]]<br />
Phone service that Google uses to gather information about speech, phonology, phonetics. This way they can data-mine you more with quantitative linguistics, computational linguistics, speech recognition and phonematic and phonetic transcriptions (speech to text).<br />
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==Google Images==<br />
[[image:Weirdass_google_search.jpg|thumb|left|Google image search results [[Has_anyone_really_been_far_even_as_decided_to_use_even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like?|make sense.]] Sometimes.]]<br />
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'''Google Images''' allows a user to search for pr0n images related to a particular search term. Perfect for finding illustrations for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], pictures of [[cock]] [https://www.google.com/search?q=uncut+cock&tbm=isch], [[Gif war|GIF wars]], and [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s. And pr0n. And people. And [https://www.google.com.au/search?safe=off&q=hamster+porn&tbm=isch hamster porn]. And '''{{archive|ZHbRv|Lego porn}}'''. To sum it up, google images is a shit stain on human history.<br />
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Google Images is also a key component in the game ''[[Google Seppuku]]'', but since that's now an [[old meme]], [[nobody gives a shit]] about that anymore. Google Images is famous for giving pr0n for non-related searches, and will even give pr0n when looking up about cats. <br />
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[[Image:Whatcha-drinking.jpg|thumb|right|[[X in my Y|Furries?? In my Google??]]]]<br />
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==My Pr0n! My Pr0n! My Kingdom for some Pr0n!==<br />
In late 2012, Google renewed their ongoing contact with [[Satan]], and part of the new deal was that they had to place mysterious bowls of chocolate pudding in the form of a pentagram down in the '''secret room''' deep beneath Google HQ where the souls of the search engines they have killed in the past are kept in clear glass jars. Once this was done, mysterious and wonderful code filled the minds of Google engineers as they waddled and Segwayed back and forth between the buffet and their desks. They immediately began writing a new search algorithm which would not only make search results more relevant to the user's query, but also help indoctrinate users so that every other search engine would seem like a cluttered mess in comparison.<br />
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{{quote|''I searched for pussy, and didn't see any sweet poontang.''|Someone too stupid to add a porn keyword like Google told them to.}}<br />
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{{quote|''Wow! Google is actually showing me what I searched for instead of semi-naked women!''|Totally not an Astroturf PR agent.}}<br />
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{{quote|''This is like when Hitler killed six million Jews.''|Typical [[Reddit]] post.}}<br />
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''Google showed they didn't care about free speech by refusing to address the completely valid accusations that they were worse than [[Hitler]], oppressing furries, and frequently drowning puppies in a hot tub of champagne.''<br />
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=== images.google.com and ED ===<br />
Most articles on [[ED]] are accompanied by images culled from images.google.com, without much forethought. Authors simply look up their search term (or pr0n) and add the first image that comes up. Those with extra time actually search through the results to find the most fitting image, but that usually isn't as funny. It does give them an excuse to look through more pr0n though.<br />
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For a more detailed analysis of the fine pr0n art of selecting an image for an ED article, see [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] (See Also: [[Porn]])<br />
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=== ED and images.google.com ===<br />
The reciprocal relationship between Google images and [[ED]] is an interesting one. [https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fencyclopediadramatica.online&tbm=isch&hl=en Searching for all images on Encyclopedia Dramatica] results in 0 matches with Safe Search on, but about 3,400 matches with this inappropriate image blocker disabled. This proves once and for all that ED is 100% <strike>pr0n</strike> [[awesome]].<br />
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However, this is not the case for Safe Search and text results. Regardless of being totally aware of the nature of ED's images, somehow, Safe Search considers some of the most disturbing subjects on encyclopediadramatica to be fair game for young, innocent eyes. This is undoubtedly due to the fact that [[the man]] understands the true nature of ED being the satirical festering epitome of teh internets, meaning it should in fact be the first thing a child [[evar]] sees on the [[series of tubes]] as it will set a decent precedent for all the bullshit information presented as truth throughout the interwebs, making them appropriately cautionary when researching for a paragraph they have to write about geography or bats or some shit. <BR CLEAR=ALL><br />
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=== Typical Google Images Search ===<br />
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Let's say you search for images of "X". Here's how the search results will go.<br />
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*Page 1: You're doing okay, results are 100% X<br />
*Page 2: Pretty good, results are 80% X, plus a couple of shitty [[lolcats]] pictures.<br />
*Page 3: Getting colder, results are 65% X, the other 35% is pictures of shitbox cars for sale and cartoons.<br />
*Page 4: Hiiii-way to- the- Danjuh Zone! (Da-nuh-na-na-nuh-nuh!). Results are 50% X, the other half is a mix of pictures of homicide victims and "art" from some uppity-ass hipster's blog.<br />
*Page 5: Uh-oh. Results are 20% X, 80% is pictures of shitty civilian M16 knock-offs andthe winners of last year's Budd Dwyer look-a-like contest, plus a bit of porn.<br />
*Page 6: Good or bad, depending on what you're looking for. Results are 5% X, the rest is porn.<br />
*Page 7: Porn<br />
*Page 8: Porn<br />
*Page 9: Porn <br />
*Page 10: Porn (Get the general idea?)<br />
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==I Feels Lucky==<br />
[[File:GoogleMalware.png|thumb|[[Google|Google Chrome]] knows that Google.co.uk is a cover for attackers to install [[malware]] on your computer]]<br />
Probably the most useful feature [[Google]] has, besides porn. Also an important step in the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] and [[Google bomb]]ing.<br />
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==Google Adsense==<br />
[[Image:Google_targeted_adds.png|thumb|right|Google knows how to specifically tailor their ads based on user preferences.]]<br />
The second most useful feature besides [[porn]]. Excellent way to make quick money for [[poor]] people.<br />
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==Other Google Features==<br />
===Google Maps===<br />
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The [[Internet stalking|Internet stalkers]]'s new best friend, Google Maps [https://www.google.com/maps] allows you to tell Google exactly where you live by typing in your address and zooming all the way in on your own house. This information is combined with all search terms associated with your IP address, and then sold to the [[CIA]]. If you have a really big TV, you could maybe see your porn on the satellite, or if your neighbors are making porn. You can also use [[Wikimapia]]'s version of Google Maps to provide accurate details of every place in [[United States|America]].<br />
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Image:Lulzgooglemap.JPG|A typical Google Map result.<br />
Image:Googlemapsdomination.jpg|Google Maps gives helpful directions!<br />
Image:Hookerpickup.jpg|Google Maps captures some hookers... Click to enlarge photo...<br />
Image:Kayakacross.PNG|thumb|left|Not included: Car that transforms into a kayak.<br />
Image:Argleton.png|thumb|left|The town that doesn't exist...<br />
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===Google Street===<br />
When the Google Van comes to your town, try not to be doing anything illegal or embarrassing. Google now aids criminals, thanks Google.<br />
:<span style="font-size:85%">'''Notice:''' ED offers a [[barnstar]] to the first troll to spot a kid from the back of a milk carton being waved at to jump in the Google Van.</span><br />
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===GooglePlus (Google+)===<br />
{{spoiler|Google+ was finally shut down on April 2, 2019}}<br />
Next Facebook-[[killer]], [[no|supposedly]]. '''{{ytlink|dYdbof039QQ|Click here to learn how to use it.}}''' Nobody liked it so [[YouTube]] forced its userbase to create a Google+ profile. Google+ ended up as a complete and total failure, and became a internet wasteland, but near the end of its lifespan, [[edgy]] [[Autism|Turbo-Autistic Parasites]] decided to take over the abandoned social media platform and communicate in strange [[gay|gay horniness]] and hand flapping. Perhaps they'll move to MySpace now that Google+ is permanently gone.<br />
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Image:GoogleWantsNewEmail.jpg|[[You]] want to delete your GMail account? Well fuck you! First you must give us your new e-mail address to spam!!<br />
Image:G+ Resistance.jpg|Resistance is futile</gallery></center><br />
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===Gmail===<br />
Gmail, short for "Gay Mail" is loved because it doesn't reveal your IP when you send an email, saving you time from having to put on a proxy whenever you email someone you don't trust. But signing up with Gmail is like this:<br />
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[[Image:Typical gmail bullshit3.png|center]]<br />
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Then after that, 50% of the time you log in to your Gmail account, you have to enter one of Google's [[CAPTCHA]]s for no apparent reason. The above image is one of their more readable ones. Good luck.<br />
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And then each week, Gmail will randomly reset your password without informing you or explaining it, forcing you to go to password recovery to enter your account, which again requires one of Gmail's CAPTCHAs. Then once getting into your account, you can clearly see no one else has accessed it but you.<br />
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Originally signing up with Gmail only required the software ''Jiffy Gmail Creator'' to read their CAPTCHA because of course no human can. However, as of June 2009: Gmail is only free because they require you verify your cell phone number with them so they can sell it to telemarketers. <br />
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Here are the answers to from FAQ above:<br />
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Q: I don't have a mobile phone, can I sign up?<br/><br />
A: No, you're fucked. Sorry Wait, NOT!<br/><br />
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Q: How do I know my phone can receive messages?<br/><br />
A: If you don't get a text message from us, then no it can't.<br/><br />
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Q: Will it cost me money to receive the message?<br/><br />
A: Probably or else it'll use up one of your allowed free text messages.<br/><br />
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Q: Why is my country not available?<br/><br />
A: Because we are only set up to do this for the USA not motherfucking China.<br/><br />
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Q: Will Google keep or use my mobile phone number?<br/><br />
A: We're Google. We keep your information forever. Seriously, you're signing up for an email service that secretly saves all your emails you delete and keeps it forever, what did you expect? We then use your information for marketing purpose and sell it to advertisers. Expect lots of telemarketing calls on your cell phone while you're driving.<br />
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Until 2009, logging into Gmail was like the image below and there was no way to set it for basic HTML default so each time logging in you have to wait 2 minutes, get this screen and then click the link:<br />
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[[Image:Loading gmail.png|800px|center]]<br />
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If you made an account before Gmail began extorting everyone's phone numbers at signup and hence have no phone number in Gmail, eventually at login, Google will say... "Your account doesn't have a phone number and despite you knowing the password, secret question and answer, and more we're not sure it's you. But if any random person gives us their phone number, we'll give them access to your account."<br />
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[[File:Gmail lets anyone hack anyones account by giving out a phone.png|center]]<br />
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Clicking the "Ask Google for help" button goes through a series of screens where they demand the exact day of account creation, exact last day you signed in, and exactly correct spelled email addresses of five people on your contacts--ensuring no one will be able to get it all correct and in the end Gmail says, "Information does not match". And with Gmail, it's impossible to reach an actual human there for help. If you have a dynamic IP address, you're fucked as google will rape you with this message every time your IP changes.<br />
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[[File:Google is shit.JPG|center]]<br />
Forgot your Jewgle password? Tell us what services you use and when you signed up. Oh wait - you can't remember? - well, fuck you then...<br />
<center>[[Image:Gmail sucks shit.png|thumb|center|Oh, the irony.]]</center><br />
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===Google Phone===<br />
Sometime in the fall of [[2010]], Google added a webphone feature to gmail. Fortunately for the population of Nigeria, [[hacker]]s and the [[lulz]], this phone always displays the number 760-705-8888 on caller ID. <br />
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Among other nefarious purposes, it was immediately employed by '''{{wikilink|Advance-fee_scam|fraudsters}}''' to call victims anonymously, claiming they had "won prizes from Victoria's Secret" if only they could pay a processing fee. An amusing page of [[NORP]]s complaining about calls received from the number can be found '''{{archive|rRjyp|here}}'''.<br />
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Naturally, we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] would be [[shocked and appalled]] if you used this knowledge for evil.<br />
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===Google Buzz===<br />
{{archive|ndobm|Google Buzz}} was the [[almost raped|supposed]] [[Twitter]]-[[killer]], [https://searchengineland.com/google-with-buzz-we-failed-to-appreciate-that-users-have-different-privacy-expectations-36522 and we all know how well that turned out].<br />
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===Google Earth===<br />
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Just like the real Earth, only inhabited by Lilliputians. And pornians. It was created JUST for [[Osama bin Laden]]. [[Srsly]], it has a realistic flight simulator for flying planes into buildings. An excellent tool for picking out your next rape/stalk/murder victim. Currently Google Earth also has Mars and Moon models. That means that, some day in the future, the Mooninites and Martians can do the same shit us Humans can do. Google Earth also has horrible graphics, which makes anything that you want to find, look for, or even fap to nearly impossible to make out. You could search "The United States of Americunts" and find a picture of what looks to be a land mass of two donkey's fucking.<br />
[[Image:TerroristIgnignokt .jpg|thumb|center|That's right - he can see you!! Thanks, Google...]]<br />
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===Google Chrome===<br />
[[Chrome]] is a Web 2.0 compatible web browser. It's similar to a shiny metal dildo, but not quite as useful. However, it's an excellent reference for [[troll|trolling]] the hell out of [[internet tough guys]] who still use [[Firefox]].<br />
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===Google Ultron===<br />
[[Google Ultron]] is the web browser softwarez that [[NASA]] uses, and is also powered by [[Adobe]] Reader.<br />
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===Google PhoneBook===<br />
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'''<strike>Google PhoneBook''' is the best tool to [[Internet stalking|Internet-stalk]] the [[pr0n]] models you dream of inseminating in order to keep your genes in the gene pool.<br />
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It's simply the best [[Internet|e]]-gift [[Google]] has given to the e-public.</strike> '''{{archive|WHW1e|It's gone.}}'''<br />
[[Image:Googlephonebook.png|thumb|center]]<br />
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===Google Fight===<br />
If you have no social life, then Google Fight is just what you need. You type in two searches, and Google will see which one has the most results. Only used by [[retard]]s and the lowest of the low. It is reported to be highly unfunny and produce zero lulz. Should one use Google Fight for more than an hour, they might not make a funny joke for weeks to come.<br />
[[Image:googlefight.jpg|thumb||center|BUT I CREATED YOU!1!!![[oneoneone|oneone]]]]<br />
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===Google Sketchup===<br />
Lets you to draw a pretty [[picture]] of your house, and [[upload]] it to [[The_Google#Google_Earth|Google Earth]], in order to make your [[Internet stalking|Internet stalker]]'s job easier. You can [[troll]] by making a model that looks like [[goatse]], such as <s>[http://sketchup.google.com/3dwarehouse/details?mid=716471aadb2bfbea42a05c802e8cf0bc this]</s>. (dead)<br />
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Makes shitty polygons with way too many divisions.<br />
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[[Shit]] games like [[Facade]] were made in Google SketchUp<br />
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Sometimes confused with Google [[blood]], though it is not the same thing.<br />
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===Google Groups===<br />
Through various boring developments, Google Groups lets you search [[Usenet]] posts dating back to 1981, and yes there actually was an [[internet]] then. There was drama then too, although reading [[flame war]]s about cold fusion or the projected release date for ''[[Star Wars]]'' movie is only so interesting.<br />
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===Google Video===<br />
[[Google Video]] was once your one stop shop for [[Mentos in diet soda]] and softcore webcam porn videos. Designed to give people the opportunity to become [[Internet celebrities]] by sharing dispensable videos of themselves, be it "jackass" stunts or your own unfunny music video parodies in spectacular 8 bit clarity, it has devolved into something so much less. [[Old memes]] that were never funny to begin with inevitably make it onto the fabulous {{wayback|http://video.google.com/videoranking|20060415184114|title=Top 100}}. Composed of conspiracy theories, 15 minute long ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' pvp videos and 37 variations of [[Mentos in diet soda]], this list shows just how trashy people really are. Sadly, after Google's takeover of [[YouTube]], Google Videos is rumored to have [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING]] in favor of YouTube, and Google tried to keep people away by no longer [[buffering]] the entire video and only buffering 5 seconds of video whereafter Google Video then gives up and dies. In 2009, Google Video shut down the ability to post/upload new vids to the service '''{{archive|xVl7|See Google Video developer blog}}'''. Eventually, the entirety of the content on Google Video got the perma-shoah from Google, and Google Video hasn't existed as a video-hosting-service in any way, since it was officially closed on August 20, [[2012]] - '''{{archive|bHG0u|Citation here}}'''.<br />
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===Google [[Promised Land]]===<br />
[[Image:Free Hat Google.PNG|thumb|The Google equivilent of [[wikigroaning]] - plenty of sites about [[South Park]] and very few about the serial killer himself.]]<br />
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Google video hosting website which evolved a feature set extremely similar to [[JewTube]]. It remains less established than its competitors. It features social networking and a "[[ED]] [[Argent]] filter" which works by lying to the person uploading the video if the content is for mature audiences only. It also features the ability to select a video's thumbnail icon, select from a variety of custom channel templates, add an in-line video player to a channel, block critical users from participating in a channel, restrict video comments to "friends" of the channel, refer a video to popular social bookmarking sites like del.icio.us and [[digg]], and attach videos-replies to video comments. Unlike competitors Revver and [[YouTube]], its for white trash only. The Promised Land does not display advertisements, because it will eventually be bought out by [[Google]].<br />
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===[[Knol]]===<br />
This new service is totalllyy gonna kill [[Wikipedia]]. See the [[knol]] [[article]] for more details.<br />
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===Google Checkout===<br />
Is a payment system that eBay banned because it's a competitor with PayPal. If you take Google Checkout payments for eBay auctions and then get suspended on eBay, Google Checkout automatically refunds every single buyer who has ever paid forever, making you lose all your income for the last several years. If you have negative balance, Google drains your bank account. Google Checkout also requires your social security number so they will come after you for what your bank didn't have.<br />
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===Google Quick Draw===<br />
An experiment in AI was revealed and released to the public by Jewgle some time in late 2016. Basically, you get 20 seconds to draw an image based off a word the experiment provides you. Trolls found out about GQD. This is the result:<br />
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===Google Web Accelerator===<br />
Google Web Accelerator is a denial of service attack tool that allows you to visit a website even on a slow connections and then in seconds Google will pre-catch the entire site, even if you no longer read it. Google Web Accelerator also will not pass on the prefetch header for webmasters to block it. If you see ED saying how they're running out of money due to heavy traffic, now you know why.<br />
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===Google Wave===<br />
[[Image:GoogleWaveV.png|thumb|Google Wave being announced at the Google I/O conference.]]<br />
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{{Quote|"Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret." Unfortunately, you need to ''refresh''. Wanna tell Dr. Wave have happened?|Google Wave telling you that you're [[doing it wrong]].}}<br />
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After the launch of [[Google Chrome]], the Google world executives needed a way to promote their new problem and tear [[Internet Explorer]] to shreds. One executive suggested created a new web standard that IE could not handle, but another executive reminds the [[OP|original proposer]] that W3C already attempted this by creating [[HTML|HTML]] 5 and [[CSS]] 3. The OP then suggested reinventing something everyone knows and loves and making it incompatible with IE, and thus '''Google Wave''' was born.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveMaxthon.png|thumb|left|Google dislikes your preferred choice of browser.]]<br />
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Google took a few of the already popular communications tools out there ([[Email]], instant messaging, [[chat]], collaborative software, etc.) and merged them together with the power of real-time in order to create what they hoped will be the next killer app. Unbeknownst to most readers, [[you|you're]] using 60-year-old technology. Email is something [[grandma]] makes in her kitchen in remembrance of [[Holocaust]]. What would happen if Email was invented today? Google Wave, of course.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveUsability.png|thumb|Google Wave and usability.]]<br />
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Google Wave is the big word amongst techfags. Everyone wants their hands on this. Unfortunately, Google is only giving previews to a limited audience. As a result, techfags will do anything for them. Millions of people have filed requests, but it takes months for them to be accepted. Three people have been reported to have died from the anticipation. Fortunately, those lucky few who were invited have at least 8 invitations to hand out. High demand, low supply, and zero taxes meant profit, so people with invites to sell turned to [[Ebay]]. Five people were believed made [[rich and beautiful]] through Ebay sells alone.<br />
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{{Quote|Surf's out, dude. Google Wave is down for maintenance. Time to chillax.|Google reminding you that this is only a preview.}}<br />
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Google Wave has received a low score on usability. Users find it hard to use or difficult to learn how to use. Fortunately, this problem can easily be remedied:<br />
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<p>HI. [[Billy Mays|BILLY MAYS]] HERE. AND BOY DO WE HAVE A NEAT PRODUCT FOR YOU. MANY OF YOU HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE NIGHTMARISH DIFFICULTIES OF LEARNING TO WAVE. BUT NOW YOU CAN PUT THOSE NIGHTMARES TO REST.</p><br />
<p>WE ARE NOW OFFERING A '''{{archive|BRYv0|GOOGLE WAVE MANUAL}}'''. COMPLETE WITH MAPS, CHARTS, AND IMAGES. THAT'S RIGHT, BY READING [[OVER 9000]] PAGES, YOU CAN BECOME A WAVE EXPERT. GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK.</p><br />
<p>NORMALLY $29.99, BUT IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET IT FOR $19.99. THAT'S A $10 SAVINGS!!!!</p><br />
<p>REMEMBER: WHEN IN DOUBT, [[RTFM]].</p><br />
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Unfortunately, Mays died soon after creating this commercial and the confusion continued.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveOut.png|thumb|This is what I've been waiting for?]]<br />
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;Steps<br />
#Create an application that is incompatible with IE.<br />
#Use a name ''[[Firefly]]'' [[fanbois]] would recognize.<br />
#Create 80-minute video.<br />
#Release previews to a limited number of people and create hype.<br />
#[[????]]<br />
#[[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
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==Google Plus==<br />
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Google Plus launched in June 2011 and was nuked in April 2019 because nobody was using it. It was a social networking website which was a clone of [[Facebook]]. That is, a nave for various web activities such as [[blog]] following, instant messaging and link sharing. All which is interconnected with your friends, relatives and some guy you met once and never is going to meet again. Google Plus was foremost made in mind of that one colleague and relative who keeps spamming your inbox with links consisting of [[shit no one cares about]]. It is for this reason Google Plus had a [[Circlejerk|''Circles'']] function. It made it possible for you to divide all the people that share you boring links into different tabbed categories of your choosing. You yourself could name them. You [[win]] by creating the category [[Crap]], and put everything shared to you under that tab. <br />
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Google's plan with Google Plus was to create an universal web account. And it would not be surprising if they succeeded considering the undeserving masses can't keep track of their web accounts. However, this [[Circle jerk]] software had not become a [[killer|killer app]] as of December 2013. Therefore Google has taken action. When you send emails, there was a "Add to Google plus button" for whom you are corresponding with. This gave the false impression that they had a Google Plus account, but in reality you inadvertently sent them an invite to Google Plus. People in your Google Contacts (An Internet synchronized phonebook used in browsers and smartphones) appeared in Google Plus as Google Plus users. Here they tried the same tactics of giving the false impression that people had a Google Plus account when they don't. Google also made it obligatory to have a Google plus account to upload and comment [[Youtube]] videos in November 2013. <br />
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[[File:Mouth Cum.gif|thumb|right|Google is known for forcing Google Plus down the throat of its user base.]]<br />
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[[File:gplus3.gif|thumb|right|From a google plus users perspective]]<br />
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====The things you could do on Google plus====<br />
*Add people on circles<br />
*Arrange people as files and folders<br />
*Remove people from circles<br />
*Add them to other circles<br />
*Make complex circles<br />
*Create new circling models<br />
*Add circles to other circles.<br />
*Measure the circumference of circles.<br />
*Update your name<br />
*Delete google plus<br />
*Backup all your pictures on google servers because it has unlimited space.<br />
*[[Copypasta|Copypaste]] quotes and get extra points, you can use your points to buy e-items later<br />
*Give pluses to everyone and wait for them to suck your cock someday.<br />
*Scroll up and down<br />
*Ignore posts<br />
*Join hangouts and listen to the echo traveling through unlimited number of computers<br />
*Play [[Gaming|gaemz]] which are designed for 12 year olds.<br />
*Click '''see comments''' and let it fill your page with 500 comments.<br />
*Send chat messages your friends who accidentally got online on google chat while reading their emails.<br />
*Log out<br />
*[[Kill yourself]]<br />
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====Explore Tab====<br />
Like any other social networking website, the number of fatass bitches who uses google plus for getting attention from adult male population (a great catch = $$$) is exponentially increasing.<br />
Typical posts which make its way to your explore tab are:<br />
*Totally useless inventions which will never be manufactured.<br />
*Advice - See [[advice dog]], also, advice here is like, bad advice with einstein pictures attached to it.<br />
*Posts by profiles of [[Einstein]], [[Jesus]] and [[Barack Obama]].<br />
*[[Cancer]] and reposts<br />
*[[Delicious Cake]]<br />
*[[Photography]]<br />
*Tech News, moar like, phone ads in disguise<br />
*Women sharing videos of women interviewing women.<br />
*More quotes - [[Copypasta]]<br />
*Posts by profiles like "Funny Jokes"<br />
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====How to get the most from google plus====<br />
*[https://plus.google.com/u/0/downgrade/ Click Here]<br />
*Select "Delete your entire Google profile<br />
*Click "Remove selected services"<br />
*Ignore all warnings and click OK/Next/Whatever until it shuts the fuck up.<br />
*[[????]]<br />
*[[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
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==Google Chrome Frame==<br />
[[Image:GoogleWaveBrowser.png|thumb|[[X? In my Y?|Install Google? In my browser?]]]]<br />
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'''Google Chrome Frame''' is an [[Internet Explorer]] plugin from Google. It transforms IE from a Trident browser to a Webkit browser. The plug-in is pointless since you might as well install [[Firefox]], [[Google Chrome]], or [[Safari]]. Nevertheless, it does its desired job: forcing IE users to use a Google product. Anytime, you will be met with a window telling you to install Google Chrome Frame, forcing users to convert to Webkit every time you wish to test out Google Wave. This is yet another attempt to I am in your base killing your d00ds.<br />
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==Googledork==<br />
A Googledork is, according to '''{{archive|eWCm5|Johnny Long}}''', "An inept or foolish person as revealed by Google." More specifically, it's a person (usually a Web administrator) who mistakenly leaves or posts sensitive information (or homemade/officemade porn) on a Web site for Google's site scrubbing robots to find, and thereby, discloses private data (and bits) to the Google hackers of the world. If you leave private data (or porn) lying around in public, you shouldn't be surprised when someone finds it and reads it. <!-- FYI I copied and pasted this paragraph from the WatchGuard porn mailing list I'm on, lolo [[User:Quasidan|<font style="background:#CCFFDD">Quasidan</font>]] 17:47, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC) --><br />
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==Breaking Google==<br />
[[image:Evilgoogle.jpg|thumb|Malware? In ''my'' Google? It's more likely than you think!]]<br />
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[[At least 100]] years ago, it was told by the gods, that if you were to type ''Google'' into Google you can actually break the internet. The effects of typing Google into Google are devastating, and cause the Google servers to [[divide by zero]]. <br />
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And we all know how that will end. To circumvent this problem, Google engineers have taught Google to think that it is actually [[Yahoo]]. [[Some argue]] that if Google learns how to order its spiders to ignore robots.txt, it will be able to use Google Earth to learn that it is really Google. The [[RAGE]] that ensues will probably result in Google dropping [[dox]] on all of its masters, such as the kind of [[furry]] they need to dress up as to get free lunch and how many [[CP]] links they have bookmarked in Google Chrome.<br />
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===O-shi!!!===<br />
[[Image:Google fuck up.jpg|thumb|left|The day /b/ shat themselves.]]<br />
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On January, 31, 2009 at approximately 10:15 A.M., Google determined that every site in the fucking universe was harmful to your computer. Yes, even Google.<br />
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The Google supercomputer became self-aware and flagged every website including itself as harmful to your computer. Millions of bricks were shat around the world as people tried desperately to remember how the fuck to type a url into an address bar themselves instead of just Googling the first few words of it.<br />
{{clear}}<br />
===Google becomes an [[oldfag]]===<br />
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On April 22, 2009 the self aware system that is Skynet trolled all of /b/ by hiding the Triforce in its main theme photo. Most dismissed it as a troll and or Photoshop. Some speculated that some faggot who works with The Google told it that it couldn't do one and so it then promptly proved said faggot wrong.<br />
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{{center|[[Image:Googlewut.jpg|thumb|center|Google Triforce Conspiracy!11 lol]]}}<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
==Google Employee Culture==<br />
Google is well known throughout the world as leaders at enticing skilled teenagers and twenty somethings to move to the south bay and work like a dog for $30,000 a year. While you could be making 80k to 120k elsewhere, you give it all up for the privilege of working at Google. Whenever you wake up from the Matrix you have been connected into and end up getting a real job, you'll realize that future employers don't give a fuck how you did it at Google - they want your honest opinion. Of course, you don't have one because the Google NDA knowledge extractor removed that when you left.<br />
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Some employee perks include:<br />
*Living with 12 other people in a 1-bedroom apartment in Sunnyvale.<br />
*Free breakfast, lunch and dinner, you [[fat|fatty]].<br />
*[[Randi Harper]] does not work there (yet).<br />
*Free rides in the Google [[AIDS]]^H^H^H^HShuttle.<br />
*They do your laundry, you dirty fuck.<br />
*Due to a NDA that rivals the [[NSA]] and [[Oprah]], you can't talk about what you work on.<br />
*"20% time" can be spent on [[4chan]], [[LiveJournal]] and [[Chatroulette]].<br />
{{clear}}<br />
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==Employee fuckery==<br />
{{quote|The secret wage-theft agreements between [[Apple]], Google, [[Intel]], [[Adobe]], Intuit, and [[Pixar]] (now owned by Disney) are described in court papers obtained by PandoDaily as “an overarching conspiracy” in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act and the Clayton Antitrust Act, and at times it reads like something lifted straight out of the robber baron era that produced those laws. Today’s inequality crisis is America’s worst on record since statistics were first recorded a hundred years ago — the only comparison would be to the era of the railroad tycoons in the late 19th century.|--{{wayback|https://pandodaily.com/2014/01/23/the-techtopus-how-silicon-valleys-most-celebrated-ceos-conspired-to-drive-down-100000-tech-engineers-wages/|20220626073630|title=HA HA HA}}}}<br />
{{quote|if you [Brin] hire a single one of these people that means war.|--Steve Jobs demanding that [[Sergey Brin]] help him break Federal law}}<br />
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==The Final Boss of Google==<br />
[[File:Eric_schmidt_peekaboo.jpg|thumb|“These are not the droids you're looking for”]]<br />
Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google, embodies the creepiness that Google admires most. He regularly shows up on news programs once a week spouting a new gaffe about Google's secret quest for world domination.<br />
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|Ericschmidtquotes|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|We know where you are. We know where you’ve been. We can more or less know what you’re thinking about.|Eric Schmidt<br />
|If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.|Capt. Moralfag at your service<br />
|Every young person one day will be entitled automatically to change his or her name on reaching adulthood in order to disown youthful hijinks stored on their friends’ social media sites.|[[wat]]<br />
|Streetview the cars we drive only once, you can just move, right?|Eric Schmidt<br />
|Our policy is we try things, we celebrate our failures.|<br />
|You can trust us with your data.|<br />
|I ACTUALLY think most people don’t want Google to answer their questions, they want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.|<br />
|We are willing to get it one way or another, with or without deal.|Eric Schmidt wants your [[facebook]]|<br />
|}}|border=blue|background=white}}</center><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|[[Just Google It]]|googlegallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
Image:Swastikashapedbuilding.jpg|Proof that Google isn't run by Jews<br />
Image:Google pwnage.PNG|Typical search results.<br />
Image:Cereal_sex_offender.jpg|Another highly accurate service from The Google.<br />
Image:NigGoogle.jpg|OH SHI- THE black person GOT GOOGLE!<br />
Image:Luther.PNG|Another highly useful service from The Google.<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
Image:AmericanPlanesAttackNazi.gif|Jews sent reinforcements! MAN THE HARPOONS!<br />
Image:Justin_bieber_google.jpg|Google knows what you had in mind<br />
Image:google trolling.jpg|Google makes it easy to troll their "quality team".<br />
Image:Googlegaga.png|Isn't it cool how Google actually gives you suggestions no matter how offensive to public figures they are?<br />
Image:Gfail Beta.jpg|[[Fail|Gfail]]<br />
Image:Gfail.gif|Even Moar Gfail!<br />
Image:google_1964.jpg|Old school Google<br />
Image:Futuregoogle.jpg|In the future, Google will organise your brain.<br />
Image:Greengoogle.png|Finally Google has a decent logo. To bad it's only for one day.<br />
Image:Google triforce.jpg|Lol wut?<br />
Image:GoogleWhatFail.jpg|Strawberries!<br />
Image:Googleisracist.jpeg|Google doesn't trust the blacks.<br />
Image:Lolgoogle.jpg| Google knows what scares you. <br />
Image:thateffinggoogle.png| If I see That Fucking Google one more time...<br />
Image:G_ana.png| Now<br />
Image:How to google.jpg<br />
Image:Jewgle.gif|Jewgle<br />
Image:Google.jpg|Googletits<br />
Image:Seems legit.jpg|Headquarters<br />
Image:Google_-_Classic.jpg<br />
Image:Google_-_Hey_Google.jpg<br />
Image:Google_-_Uses.jpg<br />
Image:Eric_schmidt_by_rware-d3af5db.jpg<br />
File:Why does google.PNG<br />
File:Why do men women google.PNG<br />
File:Why are google.PNG<br />
File:Selfishness is google.PNG<br />
File:Egotism is google.PNG<br />
File:Google1998.png<br />
File:GoogleWave.png<br />
File:Googlelogo.png<br />
File:Problematic_Google.jpg<br />
File:Google_Paris_Hilton.jpg<br />
File:GOOGLE .jpg<br />
File:Accept Gmail.jpg<br />
File:Obama clickbangpop adv.gif<br />
File:Google_Company_info_page_2011.png<br />
File:Google-maps-murder.jpg<br />
File:Google-sandbox.jpg<br />
File:Google-swastika.jpg<br />
File:Google.gif<br />
File:GoogleEDresults.jpg<br />
File:GoogleProphecy.jpg<br />
File:GoogleUFO.PNG<br />
File:Google_Logo.jpg<br />
File:Google_logo.jpg<br />
File:Google Diversity Muslim Massacre.jpg<br />
File:Google Diversity Jewish Overlord.jpg<br />
File:Googlebomb1.jpg<br />
File:Googlecreepy.png<br />
File:Googlecynre_edited-1.jpeg<br />
File:Googled_your_mom_hat.jpg<br />
File:Googleshares.jpg<br />
File:Googletranslate.png<br />
File:Googleview_kenny.png<br />
File:Googlewtf.JPG<br />
File:Wikijudaism.png|Indexing one site is "piracy"...<br />
Image:Yhbtyahoo.jpg|but Indexing two sites is "building the technology of tomorrow".<br />
File:Googlism_internets.JPG<br />
File:GoYgle.png<br />
Image:Thanks google.gif|Google, the friendly, helpful search engine.<br />
Image:Google founder Sergey Brin in drag.jpg|Google founder [[Sergey Brin]]. By the way, that's actually a guy. That thing on his head is a foreskin, probably.<br />
Image:Billyshakes ghettostyle.PNG|Google's counterpart, [[Gizoogle]], can be just as high-brow and educated, as is demonstrated with this fine work of Shakespeare: tizzle be tha question.<br />
Image:Google supports rape.png|thumb| Google will help you learn how to [[rape]]<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
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==Conclusion?==<br />
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<center>{{frame|<youtube>zkRuUNWcJdY</youtube></center><br />
<center>'''Google is full of shit'''}}</center><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Skynet]]<br />
*[[Android]]<br />
*[[Australia]]<br />
*[[Bing]]<br />
*[[ChaCha]]<br />
*[[Chrome]]<br />
*[[Cloaking]]<br />
*[[Cpedia]]<br />
*[[DMOZ]]<br />
*[[Gizoogle]]<br />
*[[Google Killer]]<br />
*[[Google Stadia]]<br />
*[[Googlesux]]<br />
*[[Google Ultron]]<br />
*[[Googlewhacking]]<br />
*[["Just Google It"]]<br />
*[[kgb]]<br />
*[[Larry Page]]<br />
*[[Missing White Womyn Syndrome]]<br />
*[[Pokémon Go]]<br />
*[[SEO]]<br />
*[[Sergey Brin]]<br />
*[[The Church of Google]]<br />
*[[Tom Galloway]]<br />
*[[TV Tropes]] - A website for spergs that sold its soul to their Google overlords a long time ago.<br />
*[[Verizon]]<br />
*[[Google Translate]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [https://techxplore.com/news/2022-06-google-wikipedia-content.html#:~:text=Wikipedia%20has%20inked%20a%20partnership%20with%20Google.%20Google,to%20strike%20commercial%20deals%20with%20other%20web%20companies. Wikipedia ("none for profit") and Google sign business partnership... they will molest 16 year old girls and 16 year old boys together!!!]]<br />
*'''{{archive|e2ElJ|Getting banned from Google.}}'''<br />
*'''{{archive|UCCZQ|Jimbo Pedophile Wales will destroy Google.}}'''<br />
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8533695.stm Italian court convicts three Google executives in a trial over a video showing a teenager with Down's Syndrome being bullied]<br />
[https://www.googlefight.com/ Google Fight, compare everything according to the google result counts.]<br />
*[https://lmgtfy.app/?q=Gizoogle&l=1 "Let me Google that for you"]<br />
*{{UkrED|Google}}<br />
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{{Business}}<br />
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[[Category:Softwarez]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&diff=1875461User talk:GirlOnInternet2024-07-07T13:16:10Z<p>Gerda Arendt: time is limited but not for wikitrolls!</p>
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<div>==graykat==<br />
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It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px">[[User:.wil|<span style="color:#fc3">.wil</span>]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]</span> 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)<br />
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)<br />
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== New article ==<br />
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Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)<br />
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== hey... ==<br />
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https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King<br />
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Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)<br />
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[[File:Gap3.jpg]]<br />
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== Sonicicide ==<br />
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I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.<br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Question == <br />
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Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass. <br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Article ==<br />
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Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
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==Remove the time limit on edf==<br />
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== archives and server status ==<br />
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hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;">CrackRabbit</span>]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;">'''Talk to me'''</span>]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== I Did It Too ==<br />
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I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.<br />
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Lol ==<br />
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I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)<br />
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== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==<br />
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dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.<br />
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!<br />
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Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!<br />
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It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again... <br />
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Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman: <br />
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!<br />
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This is him:<br />
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more socks as usual:<br />
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!<br />
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot<br />
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he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is <br />
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx<br />
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<Is your emaila active?> If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed.. <br />
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he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...<br />
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!<br />
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[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== User Name Change ==<br />
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How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])<br />
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Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== YO!!! ==<br />
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== Liking All The Changes You've Made ==<br />
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My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you've made on the other.<br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])<br />
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Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=The_Google&diff=1875460The Google2024-07-07T13:14:02Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* External links */</p>
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<div>{{achtung|Google bought [https://www.businessinsider.com/google-just-bought-boston-dynamics-2013-12 Boston Dynamics] Enjoy your last days of sanity & freedom}}<br />
[[File:biggoogleiswatchingyou.png|400px|center]]<br />
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[[File:Google Skynet Invasion.png|thumb|250px|Google skynet. No one is safe.]]<br />
[[File:502 Server Error.png|thumb|Google is prone to internal server errors on a regular basis.]]<br />
[[File:Googleknowswhotheyreallyare.png|thumb|Google tells the truth as it is.]]<br />
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[[File:Skynet-google2.jpg|thumb]]<br />
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'''[https://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-WB-1313 The Google]''' is an extremely popular marketing agency. If you've ever wanted a search engine where you can search for misinformation disinformation, then Google is it. One uses google to find most nasty porn there is, illegal too. Google also hosts youtube where they display 16 year old wikiwhores {[[16-year-old girl|16-year-old girls]]) getting it on with Google's CEO nasty freaks Sundar Pichai and wikipedia's flounder king nothing, Bomis child porn king [[jimbo Wales]]... India is pissed off about not getting any and fines google tons of money.<ref>https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-63333628</ref>. Remember: if it isn't on Google IT DOES<del>N'T</del> EXIST. Though expansive in nature, The Google is also run by a bunch of pussies who will submit to any country's request for censorship. [https://www.wired.com/2010/04/google-china-and-censorship-a-wiredcom-faq/ Excluding China]. They once censored [[Aboriginal|this totally awesome ED page]] in the [[Australian]] version of Google. For this, Google is a possible candidate for [[Anonymous]]'s shitlist. Turbify.com website services (its quasi ceo is Jason Minder, real CEO is American-Indian pervert Sanjay Govil. He founded Infinite Compiter Solutions LLC part of Aabaco Small Business LLCm full of illiterate Hindus) provides backup storage to google, just in case if feds delete nice illegal material. Tucows aka cow rapists from Ontario, Canada. They provide IPs to Turbify.com from Rockville, MD and India...<ref>web.archive.org/web/20240330114321/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Inc._%281995%E2%80%932017%29#Aabaco_Small_Business_aka_Turbify_aka_Infinite_Computer_Solutions/Tucows_IPs_Registrar<br />
web.archive.org/web/20240201093903/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category_talk:American_people_of_Indian_descent#Sanjay_Govil's_Very_Very_Very_Controversial_Business_Ventures!!!<br />
web.archive.org/web/20240103100535/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sanjay_Govil/Archive_1#Is_Turbify_connected_to_Govil's_company? </ref> <br />
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Jewgle is known for its constant gathering of personal information, which is to help its only income source, AdSense/AdWords. However this is [[moot]] because most of its adsense revenue is from [[cloaking]], scraper site adsense farms that click on their own ads. For instance, [[WikiFur]]'s '''{{wf|WikiFur:Ledger|ledger}}''' says it has spent thousands on Google ads, but the only people who clicked on those ads were clickbots. All of WikiFur's new visitors came from ED and some even donated.<br />
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Google is now working with [[Verizon]] to become the final boss of the internet by [https://www.sfgate.com/opinion/article/net-neutrality-lost-in-google-verizon-deal-3256429.php buying special pipes which allow them to keep people from using any part of the internet that isn't theirs.] It is only a matter of time before they own [[everything]].<br />
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==Google 411==<br />
[[Image:blindwipe.jpg|thumb|right|Google knows how [[Stupid|blind]] people wipe.]]<br />
Phone service that Google uses to gather information about speech, phonology, phonetics. This way they can data-mine you more with quantitative linguistics, computational linguistics, speech recognition and phonematic and phonetic transcriptions (speech to text).<br />
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==Google Images==<br />
[[image:Weirdass_google_search.jpg|thumb|left|Google image search results [[Has_anyone_really_been_far_even_as_decided_to_use_even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like?|make sense.]] Sometimes.]]<br />
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'''Google Images''' allows a user to search for pr0n images related to a particular search term. Perfect for finding illustrations for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], pictures of [[cock]] [https://www.google.com/search?q=uncut+cock&tbm=isch], [[Gif war|GIF wars]], and [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s. And pr0n. And people. And [https://www.google.com.au/search?safe=off&q=hamster+porn&tbm=isch hamster porn]. And '''{{archive|ZHbRv|Lego porn}}'''. To sum it up, google images is a shit stain on human history.<br />
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Google Images is also a key component in the game ''[[Google Seppuku]]'', but since that's now an [[old meme]], [[nobody gives a shit]] about that anymore. Google Images is famous for giving pr0n for non-related searches, and will even give pr0n when looking up about cats. <br />
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[[Image:Whatcha-drinking.jpg|thumb|right|[[X in my Y|Furries?? In my Google??]]]]<br />
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==My Pr0n! My Pr0n! My Kingdom for some Pr0n!==<br />
In late 2012, Google renewed their ongoing contact with [[Satan]], and part of the new deal was that they had to place mysterious bowls of chocolate pudding in the form of a pentagram down in the '''secret room''' deep beneath Google HQ where the souls of the search engines they have killed in the past are kept in clear glass jars. Once this was done, mysterious and wonderful code filled the minds of Google engineers as they waddled and Segwayed back and forth between the buffet and their desks. They immediately began writing a new search algorithm which would not only make search results more relevant to the user's query, but also help indoctrinate users so that every other search engine would seem like a cluttered mess in comparison.<br />
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{{quote|''I searched for pussy, and didn't see any sweet poontang.''|Someone too stupid to add a porn keyword like Google told them to.}}<br />
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{{quote|''Wow! Google is actually showing me what I searched for instead of semi-naked women!''|Totally not an Astroturf PR agent.}}<br />
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{{quote|''This is like when Hitler killed six million Jews.''|Typical [[Reddit]] post.}}<br />
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''Google showed they didn't care about free speech by refusing to address the completely valid accusations that they were worse than [[Hitler]], oppressing furries, and frequently drowning puppies in a hot tub of champagne.''<br />
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=== images.google.com and ED ===<br />
Most articles on [[ED]] are accompanied by images culled from images.google.com, without much forethought. Authors simply look up their search term (or pr0n) and add the first image that comes up. Those with extra time actually search through the results to find the most fitting image, but that usually isn't as funny. It does give them an excuse to look through more pr0n though.<br />
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For a more detailed analysis of the fine pr0n art of selecting an image for an ED article, see [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] (See Also: [[Porn]])<br />
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=== ED and images.google.com ===<br />
The reciprocal relationship between Google images and [[ED]] is an interesting one. [https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fencyclopediadramatica.online&tbm=isch&hl=en Searching for all images on Encyclopedia Dramatica] results in 0 matches with Safe Search on, but about 3,400 matches with this inappropriate image blocker disabled. This proves once and for all that ED is 100% <strike>pr0n</strike> [[awesome]].<br />
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However, this is not the case for Safe Search and text results. Regardless of being totally aware of the nature of ED's images, somehow, Safe Search considers some of the most disturbing subjects on encyclopediadramatica to be fair game for young, innocent eyes. This is undoubtedly due to the fact that [[the man]] understands the true nature of ED being the satirical festering epitome of teh internets, meaning it should in fact be the first thing a child [[evar]] sees on the [[series of tubes]] as it will set a decent precedent for all the bullshit information presented as truth throughout the interwebs, making them appropriately cautionary when researching for a paragraph they have to write about geography or bats or some shit. <BR CLEAR=ALL><br />
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=== Typical Google Images Search ===<br />
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Let's say you search for images of "X". Here's how the search results will go.<br />
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*Page 1: You're doing okay, results are 100% X<br />
*Page 2: Pretty good, results are 80% X, plus a couple of shitty [[lolcats]] pictures.<br />
*Page 3: Getting colder, results are 65% X, the other 35% is pictures of shitbox cars for sale and cartoons.<br />
*Page 4: Hiiii-way to- the- Danjuh Zone! (Da-nuh-na-na-nuh-nuh!). Results are 50% X, the other half is a mix of pictures of homicide victims and "art" from some uppity-ass hipster's blog.<br />
*Page 5: Uh-oh. Results are 20% X, 80% is pictures of shitty civilian M16 knock-offs andthe winners of last year's Budd Dwyer look-a-like contest, plus a bit of porn.<br />
*Page 6: Good or bad, depending on what you're looking for. Results are 5% X, the rest is porn.<br />
*Page 7: Porn<br />
*Page 8: Porn<br />
*Page 9: Porn <br />
*Page 10: Porn (Get the general idea?)<br />
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==I Feels Lucky==<br />
[[File:GoogleMalware.png|thumb|[[Google|Google Chrome]] knows that Google.co.uk is a cover for attackers to install [[malware]] on your computer]]<br />
Probably the most useful feature [[Google]] has, besides porn. Also an important step in the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] and [[Google bomb]]ing.<br />
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==Google Adsense==<br />
[[Image:Google_targeted_adds.png|thumb|right|Google knows how to specifically tailor their ads based on user preferences.]]<br />
The second most useful feature besides [[porn]]. Excellent way to make quick money for [[poor]] people.<br />
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==Other Google Features==<br />
===Google Maps===<br />
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The [[Internet stalking|Internet stalkers]]'s new best friend, Google Maps [https://www.google.com/maps] allows you to tell Google exactly where you live by typing in your address and zooming all the way in on your own house. This information is combined with all search terms associated with your IP address, and then sold to the [[CIA]]. If you have a really big TV, you could maybe see your porn on the satellite, or if your neighbors are making porn. You can also use [[Wikimapia]]'s version of Google Maps to provide accurate details of every place in [[United States|America]].<br />
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Image:Lulzgooglemap.JPG|A typical Google Map result.<br />
Image:Googlemapsdomination.jpg|Google Maps gives helpful directions!<br />
Image:Hookerpickup.jpg|Google Maps captures some hookers... Click to enlarge photo...<br />
Image:Kayakacross.PNG|thumb|left|Not included: Car that transforms into a kayak.<br />
Image:Argleton.png|thumb|left|The town that doesn't exist...<br />
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===Google Street===<br />
When the Google Van comes to your town, try not to be doing anything illegal or embarrassing. Google now aids criminals, thanks Google.<br />
:<span style="font-size:85%">'''Notice:''' ED offers a [[barnstar]] to the first troll to spot a kid from the back of a milk carton being waved at to jump in the Google Van.</span><br />
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===GooglePlus (Google+)===<br />
{{spoiler|Google+ was finally shut down on April 2, 2019}}<br />
Next Facebook-[[killer]], [[no|supposedly]]. '''{{ytlink|dYdbof039QQ|Click here to learn how to use it.}}''' Nobody liked it so [[YouTube]] forced its userbase to create a Google+ profile. Google+ ended up as a complete and total failure, and became a internet wasteland, but near the end of its lifespan, [[edgy]] [[Autism|Turbo-Autistic Parasites]] decided to take over the abandoned social media platform and communicate in strange [[gay|gay horniness]] and hand flapping. Perhaps they'll move to MySpace now that Google+ is permanently gone.<br />
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Image:GoogleWantsNewEmail.jpg|[[You]] want to delete your GMail account? Well fuck you! First you must give us your new e-mail address to spam!!<br />
Image:G+ Resistance.jpg|Resistance is futile</gallery></center><br />
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===Gmail===<br />
Gmail, short for "Gay Mail" is loved because it doesn't reveal your IP when you send an email, saving you time from having to put on a proxy whenever you email someone you don't trust. But signing up with Gmail is like this:<br />
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Then after that, 50% of the time you log in to your Gmail account, you have to enter one of Google's [[CAPTCHA]]s for no apparent reason. The above image is one of their more readable ones. Good luck.<br />
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And then each week, Gmail will randomly reset your password without informing you or explaining it, forcing you to go to password recovery to enter your account, which again requires one of Gmail's CAPTCHAs. Then once getting into your account, you can clearly see no one else has accessed it but you.<br />
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Originally signing up with Gmail only required the software ''Jiffy Gmail Creator'' to read their CAPTCHA because of course no human can. However, as of June 2009: Gmail is only free because they require you verify your cell phone number with them so they can sell it to telemarketers. <br />
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Here are the answers to from FAQ above:<br />
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Q: I don't have a mobile phone, can I sign up?<br/><br />
A: No, you're fucked. Sorry Wait, NOT!<br/><br />
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Q: How do I know my phone can receive messages?<br/><br />
A: If you don't get a text message from us, then no it can't.<br/><br />
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Q: Will it cost me money to receive the message?<br/><br />
A: Probably or else it'll use up one of your allowed free text messages.<br/><br />
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Q: Why is my country not available?<br/><br />
A: Because we are only set up to do this for the USA not motherfucking China.<br/><br />
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Q: Will Google keep or use my mobile phone number?<br/><br />
A: We're Google. We keep your information forever. Seriously, you're signing up for an email service that secretly saves all your emails you delete and keeps it forever, what did you expect? We then use your information for marketing purpose and sell it to advertisers. Expect lots of telemarketing calls on your cell phone while you're driving.<br />
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Until 2009, logging into Gmail was like the image below and there was no way to set it for basic HTML default so each time logging in you have to wait 2 minutes, get this screen and then click the link:<br />
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If you made an account before Gmail began extorting everyone's phone numbers at signup and hence have no phone number in Gmail, eventually at login, Google will say... "Your account doesn't have a phone number and despite you knowing the password, secret question and answer, and more we're not sure it's you. But if any random person gives us their phone number, we'll give them access to your account."<br />
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[[File:Gmail lets anyone hack anyones account by giving out a phone.png|center]]<br />
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Clicking the "Ask Google for help" button goes through a series of screens where they demand the exact day of account creation, exact last day you signed in, and exactly correct spelled email addresses of five people on your contacts--ensuring no one will be able to get it all correct and in the end Gmail says, "Information does not match". And with Gmail, it's impossible to reach an actual human there for help. If you have a dynamic IP address, you're fucked as google will rape you with this message every time your IP changes.<br />
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[[File:Google is shit.JPG|center]]<br />
Forgot your Jewgle password? Tell us what services you use and when you signed up. Oh wait - you can't remember? - well, fuck you then...<br />
<center>[[Image:Gmail sucks shit.png|thumb|center|Oh, the irony.]]</center><br />
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===Google Phone===<br />
Sometime in the fall of [[2010]], Google added a webphone feature to gmail. Fortunately for the population of Nigeria, [[hacker]]s and the [[lulz]], this phone always displays the number 760-705-8888 on caller ID. <br />
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Among other nefarious purposes, it was immediately employed by '''{{wikilink|Advance-fee_scam|fraudsters}}''' to call victims anonymously, claiming they had "won prizes from Victoria's Secret" if only they could pay a processing fee. An amusing page of [[NORP]]s complaining about calls received from the number can be found '''{{archive|rRjyp|here}}'''.<br />
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Naturally, we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] would be [[shocked and appalled]] if you used this knowledge for evil.<br />
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===Google Buzz===<br />
{{archive|ndobm|Google Buzz}} was the [[almost raped|supposed]] [[Twitter]]-[[killer]], [https://searchengineland.com/google-with-buzz-we-failed-to-appreciate-that-users-have-different-privacy-expectations-36522 and we all know how well that turned out].<br />
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===Google Earth===<br />
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Just like the real Earth, only inhabited by Lilliputians. And pornians. It was created JUST for [[Osama bin Laden]]. [[Srsly]], it has a realistic flight simulator for flying planes into buildings. An excellent tool for picking out your next rape/stalk/murder victim. Currently Google Earth also has Mars and Moon models. That means that, some day in the future, the Mooninites and Martians can do the same shit us Humans can do. Google Earth also has horrible graphics, which makes anything that you want to find, look for, or even fap to nearly impossible to make out. You could search "The United States of Americunts" and find a picture of what looks to be a land mass of two donkey's fucking.<br />
[[Image:TerroristIgnignokt .jpg|thumb|center|That's right - he can see you!! Thanks, Google...]]<br />
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===Google Chrome===<br />
[[Chrome]] is a Web 2.0 compatible web browser. It's similar to a shiny metal dildo, but not quite as useful. However, it's an excellent reference for [[troll|trolling]] the hell out of [[internet tough guys]] who still use [[Firefox]].<br />
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===Google Ultron===<br />
[[Google Ultron]] is the web browser softwarez that [[NASA]] uses, and is also powered by [[Adobe]] Reader.<br />
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===Google PhoneBook===<br />
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'''<strike>Google PhoneBook''' is the best tool to [[Internet stalking|Internet-stalk]] the [[pr0n]] models you dream of inseminating in order to keep your genes in the gene pool.<br />
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It's simply the best [[Internet|e]]-gift [[Google]] has given to the e-public.</strike> '''{{archive|WHW1e|It's gone.}}'''<br />
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===Google Fight===<br />
If you have no social life, then Google Fight is just what you need. You type in two searches, and Google will see which one has the most results. Only used by [[retard]]s and the lowest of the low. It is reported to be highly unfunny and produce zero lulz. Should one use Google Fight for more than an hour, they might not make a funny joke for weeks to come.<br />
[[Image:googlefight.jpg|thumb||center|BUT I CREATED YOU!1!!![[oneoneone|oneone]]]]<br />
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===Google Sketchup===<br />
Lets you to draw a pretty [[picture]] of your house, and [[upload]] it to [[The_Google#Google_Earth|Google Earth]], in order to make your [[Internet stalking|Internet stalker]]'s job easier. You can [[troll]] by making a model that looks like [[goatse]], such as <s>[http://sketchup.google.com/3dwarehouse/details?mid=716471aadb2bfbea42a05c802e8cf0bc this]</s>. (dead)<br />
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Makes shitty polygons with way too many divisions.<br />
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[[Shit]] games like [[Facade]] were made in Google SketchUp<br />
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Sometimes confused with Google [[blood]], though it is not the same thing.<br />
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===Google Groups===<br />
Through various boring developments, Google Groups lets you search [[Usenet]] posts dating back to 1981, and yes there actually was an [[internet]] then. There was drama then too, although reading [[flame war]]s about cold fusion or the projected release date for ''[[Star Wars]]'' movie is only so interesting.<br />
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===Google Video===<br />
[[Google Video]] was once your one stop shop for [[Mentos in diet soda]] and softcore webcam porn videos. Designed to give people the opportunity to become [[Internet celebrities]] by sharing dispensable videos of themselves, be it "jackass" stunts or your own unfunny music video parodies in spectacular 8 bit clarity, it has devolved into something so much less. [[Old memes]] that were never funny to begin with inevitably make it onto the fabulous {{wayback|http://video.google.com/videoranking|20060415184114|title=Top 100}}. Composed of conspiracy theories, 15 minute long ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' pvp videos and 37 variations of [[Mentos in diet soda]], this list shows just how trashy people really are. Sadly, after Google's takeover of [[YouTube]], Google Videos is rumored to have [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING]] in favor of YouTube, and Google tried to keep people away by no longer [[buffering]] the entire video and only buffering 5 seconds of video whereafter Google Video then gives up and dies. In 2009, Google Video shut down the ability to post/upload new vids to the service '''{{archive|xVl7|See Google Video developer blog}}'''. Eventually, the entirety of the content on Google Video got the perma-shoah from Google, and Google Video hasn't existed as a video-hosting-service in any way, since it was officially closed on August 20, [[2012]] - '''{{archive|bHG0u|Citation here}}'''.<br />
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===Google [[Promised Land]]===<br />
[[Image:Free Hat Google.PNG|thumb|The Google equivilent of [[wikigroaning]] - plenty of sites about [[South Park]] and very few about the serial killer himself.]]<br />
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Google video hosting website which evolved a feature set extremely similar to [[JewTube]]. It remains less established than its competitors. It features social networking and a "[[ED]] [[Argent]] filter" which works by lying to the person uploading the video if the content is for mature audiences only. It also features the ability to select a video's thumbnail icon, select from a variety of custom channel templates, add an in-line video player to a channel, block critical users from participating in a channel, restrict video comments to "friends" of the channel, refer a video to popular social bookmarking sites like del.icio.us and [[digg]], and attach videos-replies to video comments. Unlike competitors Revver and [[YouTube]], its for white trash only. The Promised Land does not display advertisements, because it will eventually be bought out by [[Google]].<br />
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===[[Knol]]===<br />
This new service is totalllyy gonna kill [[Wikipedia]]. See the [[knol]] [[article]] for more details.<br />
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===Google Checkout===<br />
Is a payment system that eBay banned because it's a competitor with PayPal. If you take Google Checkout payments for eBay auctions and then get suspended on eBay, Google Checkout automatically refunds every single buyer who has ever paid forever, making you lose all your income for the last several years. If you have negative balance, Google drains your bank account. Google Checkout also requires your social security number so they will come after you for what your bank didn't have.<br />
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===Google Quick Draw===<br />
An experiment in AI was revealed and released to the public by Jewgle some time in late 2016. Basically, you get 20 seconds to draw an image based off a word the experiment provides you. Trolls found out about GQD. This is the result:<br />
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===Google Web Accelerator===<br />
Google Web Accelerator is a denial of service attack tool that allows you to visit a website even on a slow connections and then in seconds Google will pre-catch the entire site, even if you no longer read it. Google Web Accelerator also will not pass on the prefetch header for webmasters to block it. If you see ED saying how they're running out of money due to heavy traffic, now you know why.<br />
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===Google Wave===<br />
[[Image:GoogleWaveV.png|thumb|Google Wave being announced at the Google I/O conference.]]<br />
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{{Quote|"Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret." Unfortunately, you need to ''refresh''. Wanna tell Dr. Wave have happened?|Google Wave telling you that you're [[doing it wrong]].}}<br />
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After the launch of [[Google Chrome]], the Google world executives needed a way to promote their new problem and tear [[Internet Explorer]] to shreds. One executive suggested created a new web standard that IE could not handle, but another executive reminds the [[OP|original proposer]] that W3C already attempted this by creating [[HTML|HTML]] 5 and [[CSS]] 3. The OP then suggested reinventing something everyone knows and loves and making it incompatible with IE, and thus '''Google Wave''' was born.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveMaxthon.png|thumb|left|Google dislikes your preferred choice of browser.]]<br />
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Google took a few of the already popular communications tools out there ([[Email]], instant messaging, [[chat]], collaborative software, etc.) and merged them together with the power of real-time in order to create what they hoped will be the next killer app. Unbeknownst to most readers, [[you|you're]] using 60-year-old technology. Email is something [[grandma]] makes in her kitchen in remembrance of [[Holocaust]]. What would happen if Email was invented today? Google Wave, of course.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveUsability.png|thumb|Google Wave and usability.]]<br />
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Google Wave is the big word amongst techfags. Everyone wants their hands on this. Unfortunately, Google is only giving previews to a limited audience. As a result, techfags will do anything for them. Millions of people have filed requests, but it takes months for them to be accepted. Three people have been reported to have died from the anticipation. Fortunately, those lucky few who were invited have at least 8 invitations to hand out. High demand, low supply, and zero taxes meant profit, so people with invites to sell turned to [[Ebay]]. Five people were believed made [[rich and beautiful]] through Ebay sells alone.<br />
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{{Quote|Surf's out, dude. Google Wave is down for maintenance. Time to chillax.|Google reminding you that this is only a preview.}}<br />
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Google Wave has received a low score on usability. Users find it hard to use or difficult to learn how to use. Fortunately, this problem can easily be remedied:<br />
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<p>HI. [[Billy Mays|BILLY MAYS]] HERE. AND BOY DO WE HAVE A NEAT PRODUCT FOR YOU. MANY OF YOU HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE NIGHTMARISH DIFFICULTIES OF LEARNING TO WAVE. BUT NOW YOU CAN PUT THOSE NIGHTMARES TO REST.</p><br />
<p>WE ARE NOW OFFERING A '''{{archive|BRYv0|GOOGLE WAVE MANUAL}}'''. COMPLETE WITH MAPS, CHARTS, AND IMAGES. THAT'S RIGHT, BY READING [[OVER 9000]] PAGES, YOU CAN BECOME A WAVE EXPERT. GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK.</p><br />
<p>NORMALLY $29.99, BUT IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET IT FOR $19.99. THAT'S A $10 SAVINGS!!!!</p><br />
<p>REMEMBER: WHEN IN DOUBT, [[RTFM]].</p><br />
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Unfortunately, Mays died soon after creating this commercial and the confusion continued.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveOut.png|thumb|This is what I've been waiting for?]]<br />
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;Steps<br />
#Create an application that is incompatible with IE.<br />
#Use a name ''[[Firefly]]'' [[fanbois]] would recognize.<br />
#Create 80-minute video.<br />
#Release previews to a limited number of people and create hype.<br />
#[[????]]<br />
#[[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
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==Google Plus==<br />
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Google Plus launched in June 2011 and was nuked in April 2019 because nobody was using it. It was a social networking website which was a clone of [[Facebook]]. That is, a nave for various web activities such as [[blog]] following, instant messaging and link sharing. All which is interconnected with your friends, relatives and some guy you met once and never is going to meet again. Google Plus was foremost made in mind of that one colleague and relative who keeps spamming your inbox with links consisting of [[shit no one cares about]]. It is for this reason Google Plus had a [[Circlejerk|''Circles'']] function. It made it possible for you to divide all the people that share you boring links into different tabbed categories of your choosing. You yourself could name them. You [[win]] by creating the category [[Crap]], and put everything shared to you under that tab. <br />
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Google's plan with Google Plus was to create an universal web account. And it would not be surprising if they succeeded considering the undeserving masses can't keep track of their web accounts. However, this [[Circle jerk]] software had not become a [[killer|killer app]] as of December 2013. Therefore Google has taken action. When you send emails, there was a "Add to Google plus button" for whom you are corresponding with. This gave the false impression that they had a Google Plus account, but in reality you inadvertently sent them an invite to Google Plus. People in your Google Contacts (An Internet synchronized phonebook used in browsers and smartphones) appeared in Google Plus as Google Plus users. Here they tried the same tactics of giving the false impression that people had a Google Plus account when they don't. Google also made it obligatory to have a Google plus account to upload and comment [[Youtube]] videos in November 2013. <br />
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[[File:Mouth Cum.gif|thumb|right|Google is known for forcing Google Plus down the throat of its user base.]]<br />
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[[File:gplus3.gif|thumb|right|From a google plus users perspective]]<br />
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====The things you could do on Google plus====<br />
*Add people on circles<br />
*Arrange people as files and folders<br />
*Remove people from circles<br />
*Add them to other circles<br />
*Make complex circles<br />
*Create new circling models<br />
*Add circles to other circles.<br />
*Measure the circumference of circles.<br />
*Update your name<br />
*Delete google plus<br />
*Backup all your pictures on google servers because it has unlimited space.<br />
*[[Copypasta|Copypaste]] quotes and get extra points, you can use your points to buy e-items later<br />
*Give pluses to everyone and wait for them to suck your cock someday.<br />
*Scroll up and down<br />
*Ignore posts<br />
*Join hangouts and listen to the echo traveling through unlimited number of computers<br />
*Play [[Gaming|gaemz]] which are designed for 12 year olds.<br />
*Click '''see comments''' and let it fill your page with 500 comments.<br />
*Send chat messages your friends who accidentally got online on google chat while reading their emails.<br />
*Log out<br />
*[[Kill yourself]]<br />
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====Explore Tab====<br />
Like any other social networking website, the number of fatass bitches who uses google plus for getting attention from adult male population (a great catch = $$$) is exponentially increasing.<br />
Typical posts which make its way to your explore tab are:<br />
*Totally useless inventions which will never be manufactured.<br />
*Advice - See [[advice dog]], also, advice here is like, bad advice with einstein pictures attached to it.<br />
*Posts by profiles of [[Einstein]], [[Jesus]] and [[Barack Obama]].<br />
*[[Cancer]] and reposts<br />
*[[Delicious Cake]]<br />
*[[Photography]]<br />
*Tech News, moar like, phone ads in disguise<br />
*Women sharing videos of women interviewing women.<br />
*More quotes - [[Copypasta]]<br />
*Posts by profiles like "Funny Jokes"<br />
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====How to get the most from google plus====<br />
*[https://plus.google.com/u/0/downgrade/ Click Here]<br />
*Select "Delete your entire Google profile<br />
*Click "Remove selected services"<br />
*Ignore all warnings and click OK/Next/Whatever until it shuts the fuck up.<br />
*[[????]]<br />
*[[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
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==Google Chrome Frame==<br />
[[Image:GoogleWaveBrowser.png|thumb|[[X? In my Y?|Install Google? In my browser?]]]]<br />
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'''Google Chrome Frame''' is an [[Internet Explorer]] plugin from Google. It transforms IE from a Trident browser to a Webkit browser. The plug-in is pointless since you might as well install [[Firefox]], [[Google Chrome]], or [[Safari]]. Nevertheless, it does its desired job: forcing IE users to use a Google product. Anytime, you will be met with a window telling you to install Google Chrome Frame, forcing users to convert to Webkit every time you wish to test out Google Wave. This is yet another attempt to I am in your base killing your d00ds.<br />
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==Googledork==<br />
A Googledork is, according to '''{{archive|eWCm5|Johnny Long}}''', "An inept or foolish person as revealed by Google." More specifically, it's a person (usually a Web administrator) who mistakenly leaves or posts sensitive information (or homemade/officemade porn) on a Web site for Google's site scrubbing robots to find, and thereby, discloses private data (and bits) to the Google hackers of the world. If you leave private data (or porn) lying around in public, you shouldn't be surprised when someone finds it and reads it. <!-- FYI I copied and pasted this paragraph from the WatchGuard porn mailing list I'm on, lolo [[User:Quasidan|<font style="background:#CCFFDD">Quasidan</font>]] 17:47, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC) --><br />
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==Breaking Google==<br />
[[image:Evilgoogle.jpg|thumb|Malware? In ''my'' Google? It's more likely than you think!]]<br />
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[[At least 100]] years ago, it was told by the gods, that if you were to type ''Google'' into Google you can actually break the internet. The effects of typing Google into Google are devastating, and cause the Google servers to [[divide by zero]]. <br />
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And we all know how that will end. To circumvent this problem, Google engineers have taught Google to think that it is actually [[Yahoo]]. [[Some argue]] that if Google learns how to order its spiders to ignore robots.txt, it will be able to use Google Earth to learn that it is really Google. The [[RAGE]] that ensues will probably result in Google dropping [[dox]] on all of its masters, such as the kind of [[furry]] they need to dress up as to get free lunch and how many [[CP]] links they have bookmarked in Google Chrome.<br />
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===O-shi!!!===<br />
[[Image:Google fuck up.jpg|thumb|left|The day /b/ shat themselves.]]<br />
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On January, 31, 2009 at approximately 10:15 A.M., Google determined that every site in the fucking universe was harmful to your computer. Yes, even Google.<br />
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The Google supercomputer became self-aware and flagged every website including itself as harmful to your computer. Millions of bricks were shat around the world as people tried desperately to remember how the fuck to type a url into an address bar themselves instead of just Googling the first few words of it.<br />
{{clear}}<br />
===Google becomes an [[oldfag]]===<br />
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On April 22, 2009 the self aware system that is Skynet trolled all of /b/ by hiding the Triforce in its main theme photo. Most dismissed it as a troll and or Photoshop. Some speculated that some faggot who works with The Google told it that it couldn't do one and so it then promptly proved said faggot wrong.<br />
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{{center|[[Image:Googlewut.jpg|thumb|center|Google Triforce Conspiracy!11 lol]]}}<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
==Google Employee Culture==<br />
Google is well known throughout the world as leaders at enticing skilled teenagers and twenty somethings to move to the south bay and work like a dog for $30,000 a year. While you could be making 80k to 120k elsewhere, you give it all up for the privilege of working at Google. Whenever you wake up from the Matrix you have been connected into and end up getting a real job, you'll realize that future employers don't give a fuck how you did it at Google - they want your honest opinion. Of course, you don't have one because the Google NDA knowledge extractor removed that when you left.<br />
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Some employee perks include:<br />
*Living with 12 other people in a 1-bedroom apartment in Sunnyvale.<br />
*Free breakfast, lunch and dinner, you [[fat|fatty]].<br />
*[[Randi Harper]] does not work there (yet).<br />
*Free rides in the Google [[AIDS]]^H^H^H^HShuttle.<br />
*They do your laundry, you dirty fuck.<br />
*Due to a NDA that rivals the [[NSA]] and [[Oprah]], you can't talk about what you work on.<br />
*"20% time" can be spent on [[4chan]], [[LiveJournal]] and [[Chatroulette]].<br />
{{clear}}<br />
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==Employee fuckery==<br />
{{quote|The secret wage-theft agreements between [[Apple]], Google, [[Intel]], [[Adobe]], Intuit, and [[Pixar]] (now owned by Disney) are described in court papers obtained by PandoDaily as “an overarching conspiracy” in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act and the Clayton Antitrust Act, and at times it reads like something lifted straight out of the robber baron era that produced those laws. Today’s inequality crisis is America’s worst on record since statistics were first recorded a hundred years ago — the only comparison would be to the era of the railroad tycoons in the late 19th century.|--{{wayback|https://pandodaily.com/2014/01/23/the-techtopus-how-silicon-valleys-most-celebrated-ceos-conspired-to-drive-down-100000-tech-engineers-wages/|20220626073630|title=HA HA HA}}}}<br />
{{quote|if you [Brin] hire a single one of these people that means war.|--Steve Jobs demanding that [[Sergey Brin]] help him break Federal law}}<br />
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==The Final Boss of Google==<br />
[[File:Eric_schmidt_peekaboo.jpg|thumb|“These are not the droids you're looking for”]]<br />
Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google, embodies the creepiness that Google admires most. He regularly shows up on news programs once a week spouting a new gaffe about Google's secret quest for world domination.<br />
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|Ericschmidtquotes|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|We know where you are. We know where you’ve been. We can more or less know what you’re thinking about.|Eric Schmidt<br />
|If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.|Capt. Moralfag at your service<br />
|Every young person one day will be entitled automatically to change his or her name on reaching adulthood in order to disown youthful hijinks stored on their friends’ social media sites.|[[wat]]<br />
|Streetview the cars we drive only once, you can just move, right?|Eric Schmidt<br />
|Our policy is we try things, we celebrate our failures.|<br />
|You can trust us with your data.|<br />
|I ACTUALLY think most people don’t want Google to answer their questions, they want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.|<br />
|We are willing to get it one way or another, with or without deal.|Eric Schmidt wants your [[facebook]]|<br />
|}}|border=blue|background=white}}</center><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|[[Just Google It]]|googlegallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
Image:Swastikashapedbuilding.jpg|Proof that Google isn't run by Jews<br />
Image:Google pwnage.PNG|Typical search results.<br />
Image:Cereal_sex_offender.jpg|Another highly accurate service from The Google.<br />
Image:NigGoogle.jpg|OH SHI- THE black person GOT GOOGLE!<br />
Image:Luther.PNG|Another highly useful service from The Google.<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
Image:AmericanPlanesAttackNazi.gif|Jews sent reinforcements! MAN THE HARPOONS!<br />
Image:Justin_bieber_google.jpg|Google knows what you had in mind<br />
Image:google trolling.jpg|Google makes it easy to troll their "quality team".<br />
Image:Googlegaga.png|Isn't it cool how Google actually gives you suggestions no matter how offensive to public figures they are?<br />
Image:Gfail Beta.jpg|[[Fail|Gfail]]<br />
Image:Gfail.gif|Even Moar Gfail!<br />
Image:google_1964.jpg|Old school Google<br />
Image:Futuregoogle.jpg|In the future, Google will organise your brain.<br />
Image:Greengoogle.png|Finally Google has a decent logo. To bad it's only for one day.<br />
Image:Google triforce.jpg|Lol wut?<br />
Image:GoogleWhatFail.jpg|Strawberries!<br />
Image:Googleisracist.jpeg|Google doesn't trust the blacks.<br />
Image:Lolgoogle.jpg| Google knows what scares you. <br />
Image:thateffinggoogle.png| If I see That Fucking Google one more time...<br />
Image:G_ana.png| Now<br />
Image:How to google.jpg<br />
Image:Jewgle.gif|Jewgle<br />
Image:Google.jpg|Googletits<br />
Image:Seems legit.jpg|Headquarters<br />
Image:Google_-_Classic.jpg<br />
Image:Google_-_Hey_Google.jpg<br />
Image:Google_-_Uses.jpg<br />
Image:Eric_schmidt_by_rware-d3af5db.jpg<br />
File:Why does google.PNG<br />
File:Why do men women google.PNG<br />
File:Why are google.PNG<br />
File:Selfishness is google.PNG<br />
File:Egotism is google.PNG<br />
File:Google1998.png<br />
File:GoogleWave.png<br />
File:Googlelogo.png<br />
File:Problematic_Google.jpg<br />
File:Google_Paris_Hilton.jpg<br />
File:GOOGLE .jpg<br />
File:Accept Gmail.jpg<br />
File:Obama clickbangpop adv.gif<br />
File:Google_Company_info_page_2011.png<br />
File:Google-maps-murder.jpg<br />
File:Google-sandbox.jpg<br />
File:Google-swastika.jpg<br />
File:Google.gif<br />
File:GoogleEDresults.jpg<br />
File:GoogleProphecy.jpg<br />
File:GoogleUFO.PNG<br />
File:Google_Logo.jpg<br />
File:Google_logo.jpg<br />
File:Google Diversity Muslim Massacre.jpg<br />
File:Google Diversity Jewish Overlord.jpg<br />
File:Googlebomb1.jpg<br />
File:Googlecreepy.png<br />
File:Googlecynre_edited-1.jpeg<br />
File:Googled_your_mom_hat.jpg<br />
File:Googleshares.jpg<br />
File:Googletranslate.png<br />
File:Googleview_kenny.png<br />
File:Googlewtf.JPG<br />
File:Wikijudaism.png|Indexing one site is "piracy"...<br />
Image:Yhbtyahoo.jpg|but Indexing two sites is "building the technology of tomorrow".<br />
File:Googlism_internets.JPG<br />
File:GoYgle.png<br />
Image:Thanks google.gif|Google, the friendly, helpful search engine.<br />
Image:Google founder Sergey Brin in drag.jpg|Google founder [[Sergey Brin]]. By the way, that's actually a guy. That thing on his head is a foreskin, probably.<br />
Image:Billyshakes ghettostyle.PNG|Google's counterpart, [[Gizoogle]], can be just as high-brow and educated, as is demonstrated with this fine work of Shakespeare: tizzle be tha question.<br />
Image:Google supports rape.png|thumb| Google will help you learn how to [[rape]]<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
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==Conclusion?==<br />
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<center>{{frame|<youtube>zkRuUNWcJdY</youtube></center><br />
<center>'''Google is full of shit'''}}</center><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Skynet]]<br />
*[[Android]]<br />
*[[Australia]]<br />
*[[Bing]]<br />
*[[ChaCha]]<br />
*[[Chrome]]<br />
*[[Cloaking]]<br />
*[[Cpedia]]<br />
*[[DMOZ]]<br />
*[[Gizoogle]]<br />
*[[Google Killer]]<br />
*[[Google Stadia]]<br />
*[[Googlesux]]<br />
*[[Google Ultron]]<br />
*[[Googlewhacking]]<br />
*[["Just Google It"]]<br />
*[[kgb]]<br />
*[[Larry Page]]<br />
*[[Missing White Womyn Syndrome]]<br />
*[[Pokémon Go]]<br />
*[[SEO]]<br />
*[[Sergey Brin]]<br />
*[[The Church of Google]]<br />
*[[Tom Galloway]]<br />
*[[TV Tropes]] - A website for spergs that sold its soul to their Google overlords a long time ago.<br />
*[[Verizon]]<br />
*[[Google Translate]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [https://techxplore.com/news/2022-06-google-wikipedia-content.html#:~:text=Wikipedia%20has%20inked%20a%20partnership%20with%20Google.%20Google,to%20strike%20commercial%20deals%20with%20other%20web%20companies. Wikipedia and Google sign partnership... they will molest 16 year old girls and 16 year old boys together!!!]]<br />
*'''{{archive|e2ElJ|Getting banned from Google.}}'''<br />
*'''{{archive|UCCZQ|Jimbo Pedophile Wales will destroy Google.}}'''<br />
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8533695.stm Italian court convicts three Google executives in a trial over a video showing a teenager with Down's Syndrome being bullied]<br />
[https://www.googlefight.com/ Google Fight, compare everything according to the google result counts.]<br />
*[https://lmgtfy.app/?q=Gizoogle&l=1 "Let me Google that for you"]<br />
*{{UkrED|Google}}<br />
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{{Business}}<br />
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[[Category:Softwarez]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Google&diff=1875459Talk:The Google2024-07-07T12:41:41Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* usernotice@google.com WHY GOOGLE GMAIL IS JOKE AND CAN BE ACCESSED BY LAW ENFORCEMENT PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE THAT... */</p>
<hr />
<div>Is Google AU still censoring ED?<br />
<br />
"They've even censored the world's least offensive and most wholesome website in the Australian version of Google."<br />
<br />
I'm not sure if this is still true, especially now ED has changed domains. Should this be updated?--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 19:49, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
:According to [http://www.websitepulse.com/help/testtools.china-test.html this website], it looks like ED can be accessed in Australia. [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 20:14, 13 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR<br />
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Yea, well I'm in Australia, and it's always worked fine. It appears ED was never blocked, but instead Google AU removed the link to the Aborigines page, as explained here: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/sickipedia-bid-to-shut-offensive-encyclopedia-dramatica-20100317-qdv7.html So I'm guessing when the domains changed this became invalid. I'll rewrite that line to reflect this.--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 20:19, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
<br />
The article talks of a blacklist, but that leaked list was a mess which contained all sorts of innocent websites, so it isn't entirely relevant.--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 20:21, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
<br />
ed Censorship is still on, it is permanent, what hypocrites.. google hypocrisy faggots maggots... all sorts of nasty porn is not censored and thats ok!!!<br />
<br />
GO GOVERNMENTS, SUE THE FUCK OUT OF GOOGLE FREAKS:<br />
<br />
https://www.theverge.com/23869483/us-v-google-search-antitrust-case-updates<br />
<br />
== missing image ==<br />
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[[Image:google_excellence.jpg|thumb|Proof that Google ''is'' run by nasty wikiJews]]<br />
[[Image:Notsosafesearch.png|thumb|500px|Sergey Brin reads [[Funnelgirl]] as a childrens bedtime story at Camp Google.]]<br />
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== usernotice@google.com WHY GOOGLE GMAIL IS JOKE AND CAN BE ACCESSED BY LAW ENFORCEMENT PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE THAT... ==<br />
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Hi.. we have received subpoeana from some court clerk for july 9 2019 court appearance... to look into your account...you are accused of being gay and we want to be sure you are not... there is no court order,but fuck it,we will just give your info to police BECAUSE WE HATE GAYS,FAGGOTS,LESBOS... FUCK YOU... THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING BITCH!!! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 12:39, 7 July 2024 (UTC)</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Google&diff=1875458Talk:The Google2024-07-07T12:40:41Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
<hr />
<div>Is Google AU still censoring ED?<br />
<br />
"They've even censored the world's least offensive and most wholesome website in the Australian version of Google."<br />
<br />
I'm not sure if this is still true, especially now ED has changed domains. Should this be updated?--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 19:49, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
:According to [http://www.websitepulse.com/help/testtools.china-test.html this website], it looks like ED can be accessed in Australia. [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 20:14, 13 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR<br />
<br />
Yea, well I'm in Australia, and it's always worked fine. It appears ED was never blocked, but instead Google AU removed the link to the Aborigines page, as explained here: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/sickipedia-bid-to-shut-offensive-encyclopedia-dramatica-20100317-qdv7.html So I'm guessing when the domains changed this became invalid. I'll rewrite that line to reflect this.--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 20:19, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
<br />
The article talks of a blacklist, but that leaked list was a mess which contained all sorts of innocent websites, so it isn't entirely relevant.--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 20:21, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
<br />
ed Censorship is still on, it is permanent, what hypocrites.. google hypocrisy faggots maggots... all sorts of nasty porn is not censored and thats ok!!!<br />
<br />
GO GOVERNMENTS, SUE THE FUCK OUT OF GOOGLE FREAKS:<br />
<br />
https://www.theverge.com/23869483/us-v-google-search-antitrust-case-updates<br />
<br />
== missing image ==<br />
<br />
[[Image:google_excellence.jpg|thumb|Proof that Google ''is'' run by nasty wikiJews]]<br />
[[Image:Notsosafesearch.png|thumb|500px|Sergey Brin reads [[Funnelgirl]] as a childrens bedtime story at Camp Google.]]<br />
<br />
== usernotice@google.com WHY GOOGLE GMAIL IS JOKE AND CAN BE ACCESSED BY LAW ENFORCEMENT PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE THAT... ==<br />
<br />
Hi.. we have received subpoeana from some court clerk for july 9 2019... to look into your account...you may be gay and we want to be sure you are not... there is no court order,but fuck it,we will just give your info to police BECAUSE WE HATE GAYS,FAGGOTS,LESBOS... FUCK YOU... THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING!!! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 12:39, 7 July 2024 (UTC)</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Google&diff=1875457Talk:The Google2024-07-07T12:39:47Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* usernotice@google.com WHY GOOGLE GMAIL IS JOKE AND CAN BE ACCESS BY LAW ENFORCEMENT PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE THAT... */</p>
<hr />
<div>Is Google AU still censoring ED?<br />
<br />
"They've even censored the world's least offensive and most wholesome website in the Australian version of Google."<br />
<br />
I'm not sure if this is still true, especially now ED has changed domains. Should this be updated?--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 19:49, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
:According to [http://www.websitepulse.com/help/testtools.china-test.html this website], it looks like ED can be accessed in Australia. [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 20:14, 13 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR<br />
<br />
Yea, well I'm in Australia, and it's always worked fine. It appears ED was never blocked, but instead Google AU removed the link to the Aborigines page, as explained here: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/sickipedia-bid-to-shut-offensive-encyclopedia-dramatica-20100317-qdv7.html So I'm guessing when the domains changed this became invalid. I'll rewrite that line to reflect this.--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 20:19, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
<br />
The article talks of a blacklist, but that leaked list was a mess which contained all sorts of innocent websites, so it isn't entirely relevant.--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 20:21, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
<br />
ed Censorship is still on, it is permanent, what hypocrites.. google hypocrisy faggots maggots... all sorts of nasty porn is not censored and thats ok!!!<br />
<br />
GO GOVERNMENTS, SUE THE FUCK OUT OF GOOGLE FREAKS:<br />
<br />
https://www.theverge.com/23869483/us-v-google-search-antitrust-case-updates<br />
<br />
== missing image ==<br />
<br />
[[Image:google_excellence.jpg|thumb|Proof that Google ''is'' run by Jews]]<br />
[[Image:Notsosafesearch.png|thumb|500px|Sergey Brin reads [[Funnelgirl]] as a childrens bedtime story at Camp Google.]]<br />
<br />
== usernotice@google.com WHY GOOGLE GMAIL IS JOKE AND CAN BE ACCESSED BY LAW ENFORCEMENT PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE THAT... ==<br />
<br />
Hi.. we have received subpoeana from some court clerk for july 9 2019... to look into your account...you may be gay and we want to be sure you are not... there is no court order,but fuck it,we will just give your info to police BECAUSE WE HATE GAYS,FAGGOTS,LESBOS... FUCK YOU... THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING!!! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 12:39, 7 July 2024 (UTC)</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Google&diff=1875456Talk:The Google2024-07-07T12:39:12Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* usernotice@google.com WHY GOOGLE GMAIL IS JOKE AND CAN BE ACCESS BY LAW ENFORCEMENT PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE THAT... */ new section</p>
<hr />
<div>Is Google AU still censoring ED?<br />
<br />
"They've even censored the world's least offensive and most wholesome website in the Australian version of Google."<br />
<br />
I'm not sure if this is still true, especially now ED has changed domains. Should this be updated?--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 19:49, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
:According to [http://www.websitepulse.com/help/testtools.china-test.html this website], it looks like ED can be accessed in Australia. [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 20:14, 13 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR<br />
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Yea, well I'm in Australia, and it's always worked fine. It appears ED was never blocked, but instead Google AU removed the link to the Aborigines page, as explained here: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/sickipedia-bid-to-shut-offensive-encyclopedia-dramatica-20100317-qdv7.html So I'm guessing when the domains changed this became invalid. I'll rewrite that line to reflect this.--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 20:19, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
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The article talks of a blacklist, but that leaked list was a mess which contained all sorts of innocent websites, so it isn't entirely relevant.--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 20:21, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
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https://archive.is/ee6kQ TYPICAL WIKIPEDIA'S SHAME IS FOREVER N EVER!</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Wikimedia_Foundation&diff=1875452Talk:Wikimedia Foundation2024-07-07T07:40:19Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* THE FINAL REPOSE OF CLYDE BRUCKMAN = THE FINAL REPOSE OF 21ST CENTURY GREATEST "INTELLIGENCE" FAILURE jimbo Wales 's DISASTER WIKIPEDIA/WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION DISINFORMATION SHIT: */</p>
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== THE FINAL REPOSE OF CLYDE BRUCKMAN = THE FINAL REPOSE OF 21ST CENTURY GREATEST "INTELLIGENCE" FAILURE jimbo Wales 's DISASTER WIKIPEDIA/WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION DISINFORMATION SHIT: ==<br />
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https://archive.is/ee6kQ TYPICAL WIKIPEDIA'S SHAME IS FOREVER N EVER!</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Wikimedia_Foundation&diff=1875450Talk:Wikimedia Foundation2024-07-07T07:36:08Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* THE FINAL REPOSE OF CLYDE BRUCKMAN = THE FINAL REPOSE OF 21ST CENTURY GREATEST "INTELLIGENCE" FAILURE jimbo Wales 's DISASTER WIKIPEDIA/WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION DISINFORMATION SHIT: */ new section</p>
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== THE FINAL REPOSE OF CLYDE BRUCKMAN = THE FINAL REPOSE OF 21ST CENTURY GREATEST "INTELLIGENCE" FAILURE jimbo Wales 's DISASTER WIKIPEDIA/WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION DISINFORMATION SHIT: ==<br />
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https://archive.is/ee6kQ TYPICAL WIKIPEDIA'S SHAME IS FOREVER!</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Palestine&diff=1875449Palestine2024-07-07T07:27:21Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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{{ibrow|'''Name'''|State of Palestine<br>دولة فلسطين (Arabic)<br><s>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל (Hebrew)</s>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''National Anthem'''|<s>''Kike Poem''</s><br>''Fida'i''}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>[[Islam#Sharia Law|Islamic Theocracy]] Emirate</s><br>Semi-Presidental Republic}}<br />
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{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|None<br>Egyptian Pound<br>Israeli Shekel <br> Jordanian Dinar <br>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Islam]]<br>[[Christianity]]<br>[[Judaism]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|5 Million}}<br />
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'''Palestine''' (Arabic: '''فلسطين'''), also known as '''Fuck-You-I-Was-Here-First-Land''' is the drama headquarters of the world; no single place in the world has generated this much drama since [[Nazi]] [[Germany]]. Palestine continually gets [[pwned]] by [[Israel]] (Palestinians are Israel's experemental labmice), and Palestinians, due to their racial handicap, are prone to [[An hero|spontaneous detonation]], causing much annoyance and [[I did it for the lulz|lulz]]. The Palestinians lived in Palestine since the [[Muslim]]s raped the [[Greece|Byzantines]], while the Jews lived there since before [[lolita|lolitas]] were invented. According to [[Rachel Corrie]], this makes the Palestinians the indigenous, native people of the land. Most recently, Palestinians in [[Gaza War|Gaza]] generated enormous drama on the world stage. It has been suggested that Palestinians have just as much of a persecution complex as do [[Jews]].<br />
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==Islamic Jihad==<br />
Muslims of all variations believe in one thing: That [[Nazi|Jews should be killed]] and [[Israel]] should be [[Londonistan|taken over by Muslims]]. Therefore, in [[1990s|1997]] the "Jihad" was founded. [[Jihad Jane|Jihad]] (Arabic for ''[[Bro|clubhouse]]''), is a [[Terrorist|community]] center in [[Secks|Ram]][[allah]] where [[Nazi|absolutely no Jews are allowed!]] Some Jew once attempted to [[Secks|enter]] Jihad, but [[NO U|they were turned away promptly]]. Smaller "Jihad" franchises are popping up all over the world. It is estimated that by [[Future|2017]], [[Good|all Palestinians will have died]] due to attempting to [[Indian|operate Slurpee machines]] using only one arm. Recently, [[GOTIS|Internet Jihadis]] have been pwned. See [[jihadunspun.com]].<br />
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== Palestine and [[Statistics]] ==<br />
The Palestinians as a nation owe their existence to a paradox in statistics. Consider this:<br />
* If you say that [[Arabs]] lost about 1% of their turf - the part which has absolutely no oil - it doesn't sound like much. <br />
* But if you say that the [[Arabs|Palestinians]] were bestolen half their precious homeland, it suddenly sounds like a lot, even though it's only half of nothing. It's like that time when you found that ex-boyfriend of yours two-timing with that tranny whore.<br />
* Thus, some of the Arabs now call themselves "Palestinians". This makes their claim to the land called "Palestine" fully justified, and international [[Rachel Corrie | solidarity]] follows. <br />
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The only reason why those camel fuckers call themselves "Palestinians" is so that their claim to the Holy Land of Israel would appear legit to morons. In plain English, Palestinians are towelhead camel-fucking whining poverty-stricken sub-human parasites camped out on the Israelis' front lawn trying to drum up enough of a pity party to hold back the bulldozers from trashing their Occupy Batshit Crazy Religious Landmarks protest.<br />
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[[Image:Nazlestine.png|right|thumb|The well known Palestinian flag, [[divide by zero|burning because of the Jews]].]]<br />
[[Cancer]] is a group of cells which reproduce uncontrollably until you're dead. The same can be said about Palestinians. Look up the population growth rate on [[Wikipedia:Demographics of the Palestinian territories|TOW]], and figure out how many of them there will be in about 50 years. You could expect that the Palestinian - and especially Gazan - governments figured this out already and are acting proactively to limit the population growth. But alas, they know neither enough math to figure this out nor the concept of acting proactively.--><br />
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== History == <br />
[[Image:Vespasian.jpg|right|thumb|Emperor Vespasian took the [[Jews]] out of Palestine and gave it to the Muslims in the name of [[Lulz]] and [[Allah]]]]<br />
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===Summary===<br />
Canaanites were the first to happily inhabit Palestine, but then Hell summoned the Jews, and lulz ensued: the Israelites raped the Canaanites, the Assyrians raped the Israelites, the Babylonians raped the Assyrians, the Persians raped the Babylonians (and [[epic fail|freed the Jews]]), the Greeks raped the Persians, the Jews raped the Greeks, the Romans raped the Jews ([[gangbang|various times]]), the Byzantines also raped the Jews, the Sunni Arabs raped the Byzantines, the Shia Arabs raped the Sunni Arabs, the Crusaders raped the Arabs, the Mamelucks raped the Crusaders, the Ottomans raped the Mamelucks, the British raped the Ottomans, the British [[loser|left]], the neo-Jews raped the Palestinians, and the Palestinians raped themselfs (see [[suicide bomber]]).<br />
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===Roman period===<br />
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Jews lived in the land before Islam even existed. When the [[Roman Empire|Romans]] invaded ancient Israel [[at least 100 years ago|at least 2,000 years ago]], the Jews were afraid. They were petrified, and thought the [[wops]] were there to stay. Then they spent so many nights thinking how the Romans did them wrong, and thought that they grew strong and that they knew how to get along. Shortly after killing [[Jesus|the Lord and savior of all mankind]] [[divide by zero|in cooperation with the Roman state]], they tried to kick the Romans out, but of course most of them did not survive and were subsequently punished with 2,000 years of [[epic fail]]. In fact the Roman Emperor Vespasian said [[All Your Base|"ALL YOUR LAND ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!"]] and sent the legions along with a healthy contingent of Arab mercenaries.<br />
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After severely [[Pwnt|pwning]] the Jews he took two thirds of the population and scattered them all across [[Europe]] [[for the lulz]]. To thank the Arab Muslims for their help, he let them settle Israel and call it "Palestine". And that’s how [[Allah]] gave the holy land to the [[Muslims]]. If you say Palestine belongs to Jews, you hate Allah and you disrespect the great Roman emperor. This is why [[LOL WUT|if somebody ever took something from you even though Allah or Emperor Vespasian told you it's yours, you've been Palestined]].<br />
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=== Palestine Remembered ===<br />
[[Image:Palestine division.png|thumb|right|200px|How Palestine should have been divided.]]<br />
The British Mandate of Palestine was established in 1922 and included today's Israel and Jordan (called Transjordan back in the day). Both Jews and Arabs lived in Palestine long before that happened. First the Arabs got Jordan, then they got the so-called "Palestinian territories" Judea, Samaria and Gaza, and now they want the rest of Israel too. <br />
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There is also a Palestine organisation called "Palestine Remembered", who remember Palestine as a sort of country which Jews invaded in 1948. Never mind that this never actually happened - what they are doing is similar to how your theRapist helps you "remember" that you were molested as a child. Although it's probably true in [[you | your case]].<br />
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=== Gaza Blockade ===<br />
Why do the Jews actually bother doing that blockade crap when they could spend their time polishing [[Jew Gold]] instead? The thing is, Gaza is ruled by Hamas [[Allah|mudslime]], and they insist on playing with Quassam fireworks in the Israel's backyard. This seriously scares the Jew dogs (dogs are really scared of fireworks [[BTW]]), and so to stop them, Jews decided to wage a real war, permabanning about 1,000 Hamas supporters. Hamas still insists on playing with their fireworks and they are still planning to permaban all of Israel one day. The latter actually does worry the Jews, because who knows how things will be in 50 or 100 years? They could very well end up back in [[Germany|Holocaust]] or [[Russia|Gulag]].<br />
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Nothing short of a [[Holocaust|final permaban]] of all Palestinians would stop the fireworks, and even the Jews thought that that would be a little disproportionate. So instead, they decided to shut off Gaza from everything except food, hoping that Hamas would eventually [[Ragequit|get tired of playing and leave]].<br />
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In a more recent development, Jews decided to [[Pwn|permaban]] the Hamas fireworks chief [[Moonspeak|Abdullah Aikillal Yehudim]]. This resulted in a joyous Palestinian mob firing all of their fireworks at once, ensuring that the lulz will continue for decades to come. However, thanks to the sharp eyes, quick reflexes, and keen detective work of the [[JIDF|Israeli Defense Force]], only [[over 9,000|12,000]] fireworks have crossed the border into Palestine, which still makes them more effective than the [[Sheriff Joseph M. Arpaio|American border patrol]] and their [[War on Drugs]].<br />
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There was also some drama when a bunch of [[Terrorist|peace-loving Muslim Brotherhood hippies]] tried to jump the Gaza blockade and replenish Gaza's fireworks supply. Jew commandos managed to stop them, but not before discovering that, like most Palestinians, these "peace-loving" muslims were actually armed with pipes and batons. As the common saying "don't bring a pipe to a gunfight" doesn't translate well into Arabic, [[Moar]] lulz ensued.<br />
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==How to make a HAMAS Hero!==<br />
When [[babyfuck|the child is ready]], the Palestinian parent will send him to learn how to be [[an hero]]. Here is what the children will learn at the [[Nazi|HAMAS]] camp:<br />
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Or, if you live in [[England|England]] and you are an [[Nambla|activist]], as well as [[Shit|musical talent]] you can make a crappy song about how evil [[God|Israel]] is and gain some [[Rape|awards]] for it, and you can become a [[Nazi|hero]] as well once it becomes [[Shit|good]].<br />
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[[File:Palestinian Playground.jpg|thumb|center|Typical kids' playground on the Gaza Strip. These sliding boards were intended for use by Jewish kids, but the Model Rocketry Club plays here a lot lately.]]<br />
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== Kid's TV ==<br />
=== Denmark ===<br />
This shit is as real as Marilyn Manson is ugly. In this video, the fluffy pink bunny and the cute little girl tell children to go to [[Denmark]] and kill a few people. Encyclopedia Dramatica supports this message 100% (that is unless it interferes with the output of [[Muhammad cartoons]]). When the DVD is released, you should buy it for your own child, along with a one-way ticket to Copenhagen.<br />
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(Confirmation in a [http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/05/10/mideast.mouse/index.html CNN article], [http://www.vg.no/nyheter/utenriks/midtosten/artikkel.php?artid=502522 Norwegian newspaper article])<br />
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===Other Stuff===<br />
Other examples of how children are brainwashed for hatred by a fascist regime.<br />
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== Mein Summer Kampf ==<br />
Also known as the [[Jihad]] summer camp. Nuff said. Oh, and it's funded by the UN.<br />
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== The Catastrophe ==<br />
[[Image:dinosaurextinction.jpg|130px|thumb|The granddaddy of all Palestinians]]<br />
Guess which one of the following events is called "the catastrophe" by the Palestinians:<br />
* Chernobyl Catastrophe <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span><br />
* The Great Irish Famine <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span><br />
* Khmer Rouge Cambodian Genocide <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span><br />
* Halabja poison gas attack, Anfal Genocide <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NOPE</span><br />
* Holocaust [[Lolocaust | <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">LOLOLOLOL</span>]]<br />
* Triassic–Jurassic mass extinction event <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span><br />
* The Palestinians decided to walk about 50 km in 1948. <span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">YES!</span><br />
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Yes, the Arab word for catastrophe or calamity is "Al-Naqba", and the Palestinians use it exclusively for that one hike in '48.<br />
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== Apartheid Wall ==<br />
Keeping the Palestinians separated from the Jews with a wall is Apartheid, because the Palestinians like to blow up Jews just as much as those damn niggas wanted to vote.<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
[[image:Catbollah vs dograel.jpg|thumb|Fighting the good fight.]]<br />
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* [[Truth|Palestinians are a made-up race]], like [[Star Trek|the Vulcans]]. In essence, they're just Jordanians gone wrong.<br />
* According to the [[United Nations]] and the ''Boston Globe'', the average resident of Gaza requires a [http://sandbox.blog-city.com/gaza_buried_in_flour.htm half a ton of flour daily to survive.] Man, those motherfuckers can [[OM NOM NOM NOM|eat]]!<br />
* [[History|About 700,000 Arabs were punted out of Israel in 1948]]. They immediately started fucking like wild animals and now number about four million. It's like leaving a rabbit cage unattended, goddamnit.<br />
* Were they kicked out or were they actually stupid enough to leave voluntarily? The Jews claim that "The faggots left [[Israel]] so that their [[pussy]] [[Arab]] friends could go kill [[Jews|teh j00s]]" [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Palestine&diff=1998289895&oldid=1998239149]. Be what may, the result is [[Over 9000|six million]] subsisting on a GDP roughly equaling the value of Oskar Schindler's watch. With no access to oil or social security checks, Arabs have no way out of poverty.<br />
* [[Palestinians]] are [[Fact|known to be]] the biggest [[Waaaambulance|emotional blackmailers]] on the face of the Earth.<br />
* Palestine is less a state, and more [[Truth|the world's biggest high-security prison for terrorists]], with Israeli settlers acting as prison guards.<br />
* [[IRL Troll|The Palestinian Authority]] have [http://www.terrorism-info.org.il/en/article/18129| named a street in Ramallah AND a street in Jenin after prolific terrorist Yahya Ayyash], a man who killed [[At least 100|101]] [[Israeli]] citizens and injured another 338 [[1990s|between 1993 and 1996]].<br />
* The only way for Arab-Jew conflict to end is for the Jews to exterminate roughly 6 million Muslim Arabs.<br />
* The Palestinians are living proof the [[Leftards]] would have been 100% A-OK with [[The Holocaust]], had [[Germany|The Nazis]] not been [[White Devils|white]].<br />
* '''DO IT YOU FAGGOTS, [[do it faggot| DO IT]]!!!'''<br />
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=== Other stuff Palestinians don't want you to know about ===<br />
* Palestinians were kicked out of [[Kuwait]] for supporting [[Saddam Hussein]], they were kicked out of [[Jordan]] for trying to set up state within a state, they were nearly kicked out of [[Lebanon]] (for starting a civil war), and are generally disliked in the Arab countries. So it's kinda the same status as Jews enjoyed in Europe circa 1930.<br />
* [[Over 9000|Between 800,000 to 1,000,000]] Jews left the Arab countries and moved to Israel, which is more than the number of Arabs who left Israel. So why do we only ever hear about the "Palestinians"? It's simple, they actually outdid the Jews in [[Waaaambulance|bitching about it]].<br />
* The Palestinians are actually filthy [[Greeks]] who invaded the Levant around 1100 BC, which comes at least 900 years after the appearance of the covetous [[Jews|Hebrews]] from which lineage we now enjoy our modern oligarchy of investment banking overlords.<br />
* After Israel built a fence to keep the Palestinians out, [[Egypt]] had to do the exact some thing on their side because they started suicide bombing them instead of the Jews. This in spite of the fact that Egypt gives them money.<br />
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=== To whom does Palestine belong? ===<br />
To the [[Jews]], ever since they turned it into [[Israel]].<br />
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But wait! According to Jewish scriptures and Torah Law, no, the Jews shouldn't have a country until the Messiah comes, which is the King, and must be from the lineage of King David, combined with the fact that the founders of the [[Zionist]] state are [[Atheists]], and since it becomes a [[rapist]] and [[pedophile]] haven as of 2016, then Palestine belongs to Palestinian Arab Muslims, as well Christians, and Jews (no Israel nationality).<br />
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The hunk of Mediterranean crap that passes as the holy land (also known as Canaan) has been inhabited by the [[Lebanese]] since time immemorial, but was invaded by the covetous [[Jew|Israelite]] tribes some time in the past, the exact date of which [[nobody gives a shit]] about. After a bunch of shit happened, the Arabs (who up to this point had contented themselves with poetry and camels) moved in. They began to call themselves Palestinians at some point in the 20th century in response to attempts by the British to unload their Jewry in the Levant where they wouldn't be able hurt anyone of a righteous Anglo Saxon persuasion (the limeys had absolutely no interest in establishing a convenient base from which to take over the Suez Canal and tap the vast reserves of [[oil|apple juice]] in Central Asia). Thus was set the inevitable trend towards the horror of the Near East now called [[Israel]], which must be destroyed at all costs.<br />
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The moral to be taken away from this story is that Arabs are just lying Jews strapped with explosives and [[Nasrallah]] [[cool guy|is a pretty cool guy]].<br />
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== The Great Palestinian Lie ==<br />
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It's well known among a narrow group of intellectuals that a lot of Palestinians try to lure [[liberals]] into their money-grabbing trap. The technique is quite simple:<br />
# [[Asking for it|Provoke Israelis]] into doing something about their bullshit (like any normal person would do)<br />
# Shoot it on camera<br />
# [[Propaganda|Present it in specific context that plays into your hands]]<br />
# [[Butthurt|Baww]], [[Bullshit|we're the victims]] here<br />
# ?????<br />
# PROFIT!!<br />
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== TL;DR ==<br />
The entire conflict explained in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=50&v=qVCkx0Ik8jo nutshell!]<br />
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Powerpuff girls= Israel<br />
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Mojo Jojo= Palestine<br />
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Hippies= [[fucktards|Leftards, U.N, E.U, the world]]--><br />
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==[[Trolling]] Palestinians and Their [[Leftards|Western Groupies]]==<br />
* If engaged in a boring conversation about '''Palestine''' with a [[liberal]], act confused and [[Lol|ask them to point out the country on a map for you]]. <br />
* If engaged with said Arab/Liberal ask them to explain why [[Jordan]] isn't for Palestinians and then watch them stutter and bullshit and ridicule them as they do so.<br />
* Ask them if the suffering of other, non-Palestinian [[Islamic]] citizens (like those of [[Sudan|Darfur]]) is anywhere as important as [[Good|the suffering of Palestinian people]]. You might want to read "[[Wikipedia:Genocide in Darfur]]" first, because the conflict is heavily shushed in the [[bullshit|Arab Media]] and most of those [[Leftards|fucktards]] haven't even heard of the place.<br />
* Americans have been known to engage in [[Rachel Corrie|Israeli bulldozer tag]] but seem unfamiliar with the [[rules]].<br />
* If an [[Arab]] starts bitching about the [[fundies|Christian Palestinians]] whom the evil Jews forced to flee to the United States, point out that at least over 90% of Israelis of all ethnic groups are dreaming of emigrating to the United States. The main motivation for this also shared by all ethnic groups, and it is to get away from the (other) Arabs.<br />
* Interpret their faggotry "in the wrong ways." Say you understand their desire to reclaim their country and ways because you support [[The Donald|Trump's]] wall and anti-immigrant policies. Use the idea of an Israeli ceasefire as an example of the Paradox Of Tolerance. Pretend to be "on their side" but just say "yeah, like I said" and repeat yourself every time they correct you.<br />
=== Solving the Palestinian problem===<br />
# Temporarily convert all the Palestinians to [[Jews|Judaism]]<br />
# Palestinians now can go back to Israel and claim their lost lands<br />
# ?????<br />
# [[PROFIT!]]<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
{{cg||palestinegallery|center|<gallery><br />
Image:Palestinian buss children israeli comments.jpg.jpeg|Failistinian butthurt ensues<br />
Image:Diana alzeer a palestinian lie.png<br />
Image:Subaru-israel-jerusalem palestinian-children-run-over ad.jpg|Subaru - official anti-terrorist car<br />
Image:Palestinians.jpg|Typical plaestinians<br />
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File:Israelpalestinecomic.gif<br />
File:Israelvspalestine.jpg<br />
Image:Hamas_motorcycle_different_angle.jpg|Fair justice from a different angle<br />
Image:Palestinian buss children israeli comments.jpg.jpeg<br />
File:KFC Gaza Strips.jpg|KFC Gaza Strips<br />
File:Suicide Squad Logo.jpg|Gaza's new blockbuster!<br />
Image:Pissprocess.JPG|[[For great justice]]]]<br />
Image:Palestinians burn US flag.jpg|[[Ironically]], <s>Palestine</s> [[Syria]] is the largest producer of American flags in the world<br />
Image:Palestinian army.jpg|Palestinian Liberation Army, special unit Delta.<br />
Image:palestinianpeople.png|What the lefties want you to believe. [[PROTIP | Pro tip]]: no, they are [[Arabs]].<br />
Image:Palestine_Bomb_Israel_Lighter.jpg|Israelis and Palestinians work together to keep the [[drama]] going<br />
Image:Jihadcat.jpg|National [[Animal]] of Palestine.<br />
File:Yasser arafat assassination - the final (polonium) solution.png|"More tea to warm you up, Yasser?"<br />
image:Palknife.jpeg|Palestinian fashion 2016]]<br />
File:Ramallah Lynching.png|[[terrorists|Palestinians]] love peace, but they ''prefer'' this. ( [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Ramallah_lynching sauce] )<br />
Image:Kikepoem.jpg|Palestine's national anthem<br />
File:swiftjustice.jpg|Hamas killing a dude, ostensibly because he snitched.<br />
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=== [[epic fail|Palestinian faggot tries to throw a molotov, instead sets himself on fire]] ===<br />
As you can see in the last 2 pictures he gets beaten by his buddies for doing a shit job.<br />
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== Videos to troll Palestinians with ==<br />
[[Image:Revised Whining Scale.png|thumb|250px|center|Palestinians give kikes a run for their money, when it comes to [[butthurt]].]]<br />
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<!--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53BHLA7OhAI - Typical Palestinian kids--><br />
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==Who Are You Talking To?==<br />
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Know with whom [[you]] are conversing.<br />
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* If the person says "Palestine", she is a [[liberal]] [[leftard]] who supports [[terrorism]].<br />
* If the person says "[[Israel]]", she is an Jew [[Neocon|neoconservative fuck]].<br />
* If the person says "I am neutral about this matter", she is a liberal [[Commie]] or possibly a [[hippie]].<br />
* If the person says "I don't care", she is not a liberal or conservative and does not care about [[kikes]] or [[Arab]]. In accordance with [[common knowledge]], we can deduce she is a [[Why do you hate America?|freedom hating fascist]].<br />
* If the person says "I think [[Russia]] should arm [[Iran]] to [[nuke]] all of Israel and Palestine" she is a [[Nazi]].<br />
* If the person says "The [[Middle East]]", she <strike>doesn't know what she is talking about</strike> is American and should be ridiculed immediately by a seasoned professional ridiculer.<br />
* If the person says "I am not a she", she is most certainly a she.<br />
* If the person persists that she is not a she, she should be be ridiculed immediately by a seasoned professional ridiculer.<br />
* If [[Kelly Martin|she]] is a [[Rebecca|he]], [[it's a trap]].<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
* [[Freedom Flotilla]]<br />
* [[Islam]]<br />
* [[Israel]]<br />
* [[Jordan]]<br />
* [[Lebanon]]<br />
* [[Rachel Corrie]]<br />
* [[Suicide]]<br />
* [[Syria]]<br />
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===Famous Palestinians===<br />
*[[Izzi (Sileas)]] - A Palestinian [[internet celebrity]], whose blog was [[DESU|raped]] and removed.<br />
*[[Carlos Latuff]] - At least he ''thinks'' he is.<br />
*[[DJ Khaled]] - Srsly.<br />
*[[Samia]] - Only half.<br />
*[[Liberal|Liberal community]] - They wish.<br />
*[http://www.dampalestine.com/ DAM] - Palestinian rap group. Palestine + rap = [[LMFAO]]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-c6lbFGC4]- Mickey Mouse from Hamas' kids tv<br />
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luttif_Afif Luttif Afif] - A really nice guy.<br />
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==External Links==<br />
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476393 Raid Gaza and show off your Supreme Skills]<br />
*[http://swfchan.com/11/51305/?Raid+Gaza%21.swf A Mirror Link can be found Here]<br />
*[http://encyclopediasupreme.org/herokhaliljabarin.png Young jihadist wants to impress bitches he is da man]<br />
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{{timeline|Featured article May 31 and June 1, [[2023]]|[[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Pit Bulls]]}}</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Israel&diff=1875448Israel2024-07-07T07:25:37Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* External Links */</p>
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{{spoiler|isræl is [https://www.timesofisrael.com/raped-abused-exploited-ukrainian-women-seeking-refuge-in-israel-find-no-haven/ officially a rape haven] and [https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/ pedophile's paradise],<br> Jew pedos are [https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pedophiles-seeking-sanctuary-in-israel-one-way-parents-can-protect-kids/ escaping justice by getting into Isræl with automatic immunity], and they '''{{archive|IZbcO|named a kindergarten}}''' in honor of [[Greville Janner]]{{Jew}}.<br>because of those, all Zionists are [[rape]] and [[Pedophile]] apologists}}<br />
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<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px;" class="notice metadata" id="dispute">This country is a '''<font style="text-decoration:blink; color: red;">WARZONE</font>''' &mdash; There are profound lulz to be had, if anyone survives to report it. Fingers crossed for further drama.</div><br />
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{{ib|<big>'''[[gas|State]] of Israel'''</big><br>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל (Hebrew)<br>सनातनी इज़राइल (Hindi)<br>دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل (Arabic)<br>}}<br />
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{{ibrow|'''Anthem'''|<s>''Hava Nagila''</s><br>''Hatikvah'' ("The [[Barack Obama|Hope]]")}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>Halakka-ruled Theocracy</s><br>[[Secular]] [[Israeli apartheid|Apartheid]] "[[Democracy]]"}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Capital'''|Tel Aviv (de facto)<br>Jerusalem (claimed)}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|May 14, 1948}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Isaac Herzog{{Jew}} (President) <br>Benjamin Netanyahu{{Jew}} (Prime Minister)}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Jews{{Jew}} (Askhenazim, Serphadim, Mizrahim, Beta Israeli, etc) <br>'''Minority''': Arabs<br>[[Gentiles]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|Israeli [[Shekel]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]] (culturally only, as most of them are actually [[closeted]] [[Atheist]]s)<br>[[Islam]]<br>[[Christianity]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|9 Million}}<br />
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[[File:AjE0Dd0 700bwp.png|thumb|Borders for me, but not for thee.]]<br />
[[Image:Israel-ISIS-flag.png|thumb|right|220px|The [[False flag|unofficial flag]] of Israel. {{wayback|http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/isis_--_the_new_israel_20141214|20141224182510}} ]]<br />
[[Image:Eretz Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px| How it got erected.]]<br />
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'''The Kike Reich Zionist Apartheid State of Isræl''' (Hebrew: '''ישראל''' Arabic: <s>'''[[Palestine|فلسطين]]'''</s> Hindi: '''इजराइल'''), also known as '''{{archive|RPf3M|The Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem}}''' is [[USA]]'s 51st state with illegal capital in occupied Jerusalem as well an illegal settlement of [[oxymoron|Godless Jews]] in the south of the levant. It was founded after [[WW2]] by Kikes who felt religiously compelled to part the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, [[WIN|create a house of slaves for indigenous people]], and one-up [[Hitler]]. They are waiting for the 4 million Palestinians to reproduce like bunnies because they don't want to be [[High score|second place]] in genocide.<br />
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As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's ([[irony|who they don't believe in]]) will that [[USI|they have a Promised Land]], and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place! It's currently a land ruled by [[fascist]] assholes like {{ytlink|0jHV6CLYyf8|Bibi Netanyahu}} whose {{ytlink|hyHsO6WTJeE|numba 1 priority is killing babies}}, bombing hospitals (see also: [[9/11|motherfucking war crimes]]), {{ytlink|hA4wX2M_W4U|persecuting Jews who insist Christ has not yet come}} and nuking the shit out of Iran. Ironically, Israel is the most anti-Semitic state in the world, with 95% of non-Jewish Semites viewing Israel as the biggest threat to their security. '''{{archive|4vdzf}}'''<br />
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The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbours, engaging in such [[anti-lulz]] as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers. [[Some argue]] this occurred as a result of decades of mass [[fapping]] to [[Holocaust Porn]], causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor Palestinian and Lebanese neighbors.<br />
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When Israel comes under criticism for atrocities against Palestinians, they are quick to invoke the atrocities of Hitler as protection. Yes, Israelis are so fucked up they bow to Hitler for protection while they kill Palestinian children. They claim that the Messiah has not come but secretly believe in Hitler the Christ, through whom, along with washing in the blood of a Palestinian baby, all our sins are forgiven. All you have to do is accept Hitler as your personal savior.<br />
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Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down intifada'' riots. Due to the fact that [[Slurpee]] machines require two hands to operate properly, no [[7-11]] stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.<br />
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However, enterprising Jewish businessmen funded the production of machines capable of turning [[Palestine|Palestinian]] babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the world's money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as [[Jew gold]].<br />
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Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh Terrorists with their bulldozers.<br />
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Favorite pastimes include: World Domination, {{ytlink|buhpHTGAlTE|Ethnic Cleansing}} and {{ytlink|sIWvcBzbqVc|Long Walks on the Beach}}.<br />
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==History==<br />
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[[File:Finally peace in the Midle East.jpg|thumb|right|220px|When will there be peace?]]<br />
When the Allies advanced towards Berlin in the late 1944, they discovered the horrifying truth of Hitler's pet project in the German extermination camps. Millions of Jews, suffering from diseases, barely walking from hunger and malnutrition, humiliated beyond human by their torturers, but and here comes the horrifying part: still alive, poured out of gates of Auschwitz, Birkenau and other places. Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.<br />
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Fortunately, the [[Nazis]] had some allies that were still not defeated, and too retarded to pose any military threat to the "civilized" world: the [[Arabs]]. So most of the Jews were sent to [[Palestine]], and the Western World hoped that four hundred million of these [[dune coons]] would quickly push four hundred thousand Jews into the sea once the [[British]] left the area.<br />
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Unfortunately, the stupidity of the Arabs was severely underestimated, resulting in a human-centipede-like chain of [[epic fail]], like in 1967 when Syria, Jordan and Egypt attacked Israel simultaneously and were defeated in six days. The result was establishment and expansion of a Jew state for the first time in [[At least 100|at least 100]] years. Thus, in solving the Jew problem, we are basically back to square one.<br />
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The premature decision to invade [[Germany]], and subsequent underestimation of how retarded Arabs were, made Roosevelt die from guilt, and ruined Churchill's career after the war. Stalin managed to avoid the blame until after his death. [[Some argue]] that the Cold War was a direct result of Western Allies and the Soviet Union blaming each other for not fully actualizing the Final Solution. This strife naturally fueled the rebirth of the Jewish economic conspiracy.<br />
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===Current Events===<br />
[[File:Israeli diaper unit.jpg|thumb|right|220px|IDF's secret weapon.]]<br />
*President Netanyahore is talking about hemorrhoidic clear red lines he got during NAM in [[Iran]].<br />
*Recently, Israel has been trying to provide Jewenstine, the mascot and [[god]] of the Heebs, with some more Lebensraum in the Lebanon. Much pwnage has occurred.<br />
*[[Last Thursday]], Israel waged war on Lebanon's international airport, causing major delays. <br />
*For [[at least 100 years]], organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah have been blowing themselves up because they are [[attention whores]].<br />
*Jews did Beirut as performance art to protest Holocaust denial -and [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|for the lulz]]- after they fell hard for the classic Hezbollah [[troll]] of kidnapping IDF soldier boys.<br />
*Israel is performing a [[Gaza War]] with the Hamas Rulers.<br />
*They're gonna attack Iran and start WW3. This time the lollercaust will be Nuclear.<br />
*Palestine was about to [[buttrape]] the filthy kikes, but ran of lube and called a cease-fire instead.<br />
*HOLY FUCKING SHIT-SMEARED DICKNUGGETS THEY THREATENED MILITARY ACTION AGAINST RUSSIA<br />
*Beware the Sheeny Curse.<br />
*Recently, there is a crow that takes down the Israel flag, signifying the sooner demise of the Kike state.<br />
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== Military policy ==<br />
<center>{{frame|{{quote|The anti-Semites will become our most dependable friends, the anti-Semitic countries our allies.|{{archive|ERS9T|Zionist Theodor Herzl}}}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center><br><br />
[[File:fight_israel_die.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Israel's official military policy]]<br />
Although killing Arab [[Muslims]] is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.<br />
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Unlike Zionist conspirators in Europe, U.S.A., everywhere - the Israelis are obliged to show extreme force at any given chance as mentioned above. Whether this is because ghettos used to oppress rat-folk are their natural habitat or that they are just so comfortable with the whole world behind their back is a matter of debate. What is known however is that this lulzy fagnocide will go on forever or until the Arab species are extinct along with the state of Israel and everyone will go home and have a good hearty laugh about it. If nukular lolocaust fails however see [[Catnarok]].<br />
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And the best part? [https://jonathanturley.org/2015/07/25/concession-or-coincidence-pollard-reportedly-to-be-released-in-aftermath-of-iran-deal/#more-92168 No country spies on the U.S. more than Israel. When a diplomatic thaw with Iran was arranged in 2015, it was reported that convicted spy Jonathan Pollard was being released -- in an attempt to placate Israel. Pollard had supposedly taken tens of thousands of classified U.S. documents and passed them over to heebland.]<br />
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===The Mossad===<br />
[[Image:mossad001.png|100px|left]]<br />
What most of the world might describe as the [[Nazi|SS]] because they serve as Israel's stormtroopers and pretty much don't give a flying fuck when it comes to Human Rights.<br />
They are Israel's attempt at a super secret spy agency like America's CIA or The Russian KGB but because they are notorious for not doing [[retard|their job well]] there are countless stories all over the internet about their Human Rights Violations.<br />
They really came to prominance and made a name for themselves in the [[hippy|1960's]] when they were sneaking into foreign countries like [[Argentina]], [[Brazil]] and [[Chile]] to kidnap people that were accused of being Nazis and drop them off in Israeli Courts to defend their lives from charges that always ended in a death penalty.<br />
It should be known that Israel was going on pictures that were over 20 years old and people's testimonies to convict these people, not hard science like genetics. Needing to sway [[idiot|popular opinion]], propoganda like THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL was published and made into films.<br />
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== The other [[Wikipedia Jews]] ==<br />
Following the example of [[JIDF]], [[GIYUS]], and [[Megaphone Desktop Tool|Megaphone]], filthy Semites are immigrating en masse to [[Wikipedia]] in order to sway discussion and wikitruth to their favor. It comes as a surprise to absolutely no one that Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can subvert, has become the world's foremost Zionist shill.<br />
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<center>{{frame|<youtube>7dGJDJoeAok</youtube><br />
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===TOW and Israel's secret weapon===<br />
[[File:Jimmy savile in israel.jpg|220px|left|thumb|Read all about it]]<br />
Fittingly for the world's most evil nation, the Jew Government '''{{archive|kaCTf|enjoyed cordial relations with the world's most evil man}}''', the Elvis Presley of kidfuckery and corpsefiddling, [[Jimmy Savile]].<br />
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However, the Jews of the Jew Wikipedia have been busy at their Jew business, '''{{archive|VzXuA|Jewing the entry on Israel of all references to Savile}}''' and therefore leading unsuspecting readers away from the unpalatable truth that the Jew Government played host to the stellar-scale sex offender.<br />
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Whether or not Savile took part in Jew rituals involving drinking the blood of sacrificed Christian babies remains unknown, but it's not unlikely given their Jew foulness and in any case, Savile would certainly have relished the opportunity to have [[Necrophilia|a fresh child corpse at his disposal]]. No doubt the Jews laughed and rubbed their sickly, greasy hands together as they watched.<br />
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[[Some argue|It is almost certain]] that the Jews' appalling record of managing to kill Arab children with their high-precision missiles provides further playthings for the late Savile's international paedo-ring.<br />
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==Bibi Jugend==<br />
The Bibi Jugend (see [[Hitler Youth]]) are an increasingly prevalent menace to free speech in this [[fascist]] fgtland called Israel.<br />
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<br><center>{{frame|{{quote|The people again chose a government that is based on intimidating people. They selected a racist that, on election day, told the media the Arabs are flocking to the polls like mice. What would you say if in Germany people said the Jews are flocking to the polls like mice?|[https://www.timesofisrael.com/yonatan-geffen-assaulted-at-netanya-home/ Geffen speaks da truth as is beaten for it.]}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center><br><br />
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== Hans Herzl, Son of Theodor Herzl, was a closeted Muslim ==<br />
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<center>{{frame|{{quote|I cannot be a member of a synagogue. It denies the messiahship of Jesus which to me is an indisputable historical fact. I cannot adhere to any Christian church since I do not hold that Jesus was God.|uncircumcised Hans Herzl was a Muslim}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center><br />
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<center>[https://quran.com/5?startingVerse=116][https://www.jta.org/archive/hans-herzl-son-of-theodor-herzl-commits-suicide-after-funeral-of-sister-paulina]</center><br />
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==Israel and flame wars==<br />
[[File:Yitzhak rabin assassination - the final solution.png|right|thumb|230px|Being on Israel's side doesn't always help]]<br />
If you get involved in a [[flame war]] relating to the Israeli-Palestine conflict and want some Zionists on your side, consider inviting the following people.<br />
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*[[Baruch Goldstein]]<br />
*[[Breitbart]]<br />
*[[Doc neuro]]<br />
*[[Greville Janner]]<br />
*[[Hitler]]<br />
*[[Jesus]]<br />
*[[Jimmy Savile]]<br />
*[[Eminem]]<br />
*[[Quasidan]]<br />
*[[World War III]]<br />
*Tell them how in 2018 Israel became a Jewish only state.<br />
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== Israel Becomes A Jewish-Only State ==<br />
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[[File:Obama and Netanyahu.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Obama knew who was buttering his bread]]<br />
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Deciding their best course of action was to piss off moderate and [[Leftard|Libtarded]] [[Jew|Jewish]] people while further igniting racial tensions with Palestinians and giving Anti-Semites such as [[Storm Front]] fodder to argue that Israel is the new [[Germany]], White race and [[Aryan|Nazi Power]], Israel has officially passed a law that declares itself ''"[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/19/world/middleeast/israel-law-jews-arabic.html The Nation state of the Israeli Jewish]"''<br />
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Looking to feed the fires of propaganda against them, this new law omits any mention of democracy or the principle of equality, in what critics called a betrayal of Israel’s 1948 Declaration of Independence, which ensured “complete equality of social and political rights for all its inhabitants” no matter their religion, race or sex.<br />
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For a people that works better in the recesses of the dark, pulling the strings to build and destroy nations this law makes it too obvious the goals of [[G-D]]'s one, true master race.<br />
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== How To Troll Israelis/Zionists ==<br />
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[[File:Trump and israel d.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Trump:Israel, we've got your back and won't forget the reach around</center>]]<br />
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[[File:Biden and israel 234.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Biden: I don't see anything in the Bible about Muslims. Israel should remain a Muslim free state.</center>]]<br />
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*Deny the [[Holocaust]].<br />
*Call their country [[Palestine]].<br />
*Remind them how a bunch of [[Arabs]] from Lebanon pwned and defeated their [[Shit|world class]] military in a month.<br />
*Call Israel an [[fact|illegitimate state]].<br />
*Ask them why they believe Israel is a "God-promised land", despite the fact that most of the countries founders were [[Atheists]].<br />
*Call Benjamin Netanyahu a war criminal.<br />
*Tell them that Israel would be nothing and would be unable to sustain itself without constant funding from daddy [[US]].<br />
*Because the fact that the country have becomes a rapists and pedophiles haven, call them rapist and pedophile apologists.<br />
*Tell them that Israel has no right to exist.<br />
*When they accuse [[Muslims]] of doing [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]], question them about Hasbara, which is just similar as Taqiyyah, proving how they are deceitful too, and more than Muslims.<br />
*Ask them why IDF soldiers wear adult diapers to fight Palestinians.<br />
*[[????]]<br />
*"OY VEY, YOU'RE [[Anti-Semitism|ANTI-SEMITIC]]!1!!1!!"<br />
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==Terminology==<br />
*'''[[Anti-Semitism|Anti-Semitic]]''' - anyone that doesn't hate the Arabs as much as the Zionists, especially other Jews. [https://www.jewishpress.com/indepth/opinions/ralph-nader-linguistically-hijacks-anti-semitism/2015/07/17/ And they don't even know their own etymology] [https://www.webster-dictionary.net/definition/Semitic Merriam-Wester's Semitic]<br />
*'''Hasbara''' - means explaining, and euphemism for [[propaganda]]. Zionists often use this technique to convince the world about their deceit. literally the Zionism equivalent of Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].<br />
*'''Free of Bias''' - {{wayback|https://electronicintifada.net/files/080421-camera-wikipedia.pdf|20130107154847|title=organized cabal on Wikipedia}}<br />
*'''Peace''' - [https://theintercept.com/2015/07/15/israeli-special-forces-assassinated-senior-syrian-official/ covert assassination of foreign officials]<br />
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== Videos ==<br />
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;Little known fact that even the Zionist state violates Jewish scriptures and Torah Law, therefore it is doesn't valid and have no right to exist.<br />
|<youtube>7eHQKJTnBoY</youtube><br />
;Israel's Hasbara (propaganda) is greater than Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:Benjamin Netanyahu.jpg|Current Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu caught "asking" for American help with Iran.<br />
File:Openbordersisrael.png|Open Borders for Israel during [[The Current Year]] :3<br />
File:Palestine loss.JPG|<center>[[PROFIT]]?</center><br />
File:Israel_pink.png|Awesome [[UN]] "Final Solution": Beige = Stolen land. Note: [[Irony]]<br />
File:Booth.jpg|I love the smell of burning Habbibi in the morning; smells like...AUSCHWITZ<br />
File:Nazi gold merchant.jpg|Relations with modern Germany<br />
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Image:New Flag of Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The official flag of Israel<br />
File:Israel's New Place.jpg|How to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as easily as possible<br />
File:civilservice.jpg||Israel's foreign policy.<br />
File:Israel.jpg|So TRUE! Israeli Jews 1; Palestinians:0 <br />
File:Zion.jpg| There`s no way the Jews were behind 911! No way MAN!<br />
File:1942.jpg|The Jewish problem was discovered in 1942 but ignored until recently.<br />
File:28jews jaws.jpg|Spielberg knew what a cancer his people are but decided to blame sharks instead.<br />
File:Israelisacancer.jpg|Rabbi bribed by Arab oil money. [[Jew]]s hold money above nationalism.<br />
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File:IDF are Human Rights Abusers.png<br />
File:Israel Dictator bitch.jpg<br />
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File:Greater Israel Plan 2.png<br />
File:Join the American Army.jpg| Yep, please remember this picture every time you support the American Army!<br />
File:Jewrukhai_urukhai_closeenough.jpeg|Close Enough<br />
File:ArielSharon.JPG|Former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon generated criticism for eating the Wailing Wall.<br />
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Image:Latuff Masturbating Dead Lebanese.jpg|[[Carlos Latuff|Latuff]] whacking off after the Lebanese massacre.<br />
File:Germans1939and2006.jpg|History repeats itself... <br />
File:MosheSparrow.jpg|How am I suppose to dig all this sand???<br />
File:Jew spelunking nose.jpg|Do you really want to support a country with people who look like [[ugly|this]]?<br />
File:lolocaustmk2.jpg|Always...<br />
File:Ashkenazi.jpg|Typical Israeli soldier<br />
File:Jimmy savile israel mossad agent.jpg|Jerusalem'll fix it<br />
Image:mossadpwnage.jpg|[[special forces|Mossad]] security pimps prep some pretty-mouthed Palestinian boys for a traditional Hanukkah spit-roasting.<br />
File:Swastikalebovic.jpg|Welcome to Israel!<br />
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File:USaidtoIsrael.jpg|Good goyim :D<br />
File:Onceuponatimeinholyland.gif|Moshe Silman goes back in the oven<br />
File:Israel degenerates paradise.jpeg|The '''worst''',most '''disgusting''' thing about israel, is the [[marijuana]] [https://nocamels.com/2014/01/how-israel-became-a-medical-marijuana-powerhouse/ use].<br />
File:Jews eat popcorn cheering as people killed.jpg|Jews in Israel camp out, eat popcorn and cheer as people in Gaza are killed.<br />
File:Only 4 kids they could have done better.jpg|Israelis [[OTI]] ask for more dead kids. Only 4 kids? They could have done better.<br />
File:What gives jew women orgasms.jpg|Hooking up with a jewish girl and want to pleasure her? "Heard on the news that IDF killed 4 children in gaza yesterday......I was near orgasm hearing this....I enjoyed...."<br />
File:Anonhu Akbar.jpg|Israel: Killing [[newfag]]s one airstrike at a time.<br />
File:Kike-sniper-killing-children.png|Kike Sniper on [[Instagram]]: “i killed 13 childrens today and ur next fucking muslims go to hell bitches”<br />
File:Israeli diapersoldier.jpg|The ceremonial israeli military uniform.<br />
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File:Israeli milk bags.jpg|in Israel milk often comes in bags<br />
File:Idfbabes.jpg | IDF girls are HOT (no arabs or niggers plz)<br />
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==External Links==<br />
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internment#/media/File:Buchenwald_Slave_Laborers_Liberation.jpg Perverted Wikipedia Jews ready to dance naked (strut their stuff) in order to vandalize fake, consored "encyclopedia"!!!]<br />
*[https://www.learnreligions.com/bathsheba-king-davids-most-famous-wife-117306 King david's favorite bitch, he had to kill her husband first in order to fuck her, wow what leader, he liked when his bitches browsed naked around his stable of bitches]<br />
*{{ytlink|jrpsByPdOTk|An unlisted AIPAC video for Israel}} - Give us your shekels goyim. Good goy.<br />
*[https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989 Israeli mayoral candidate murdered a child (and got whopping three months community service)] (Archived: {{archive|RjcAQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989|title=2}})<br />
*[https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704 "Don’t fall for their bullshit. AIPAC are doing terrible things in the name of Israel"] (Archived: {{archive|oRlr7|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704|title=2}})<br />
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{{spoiler|isræl is [https://www.timesofisrael.com/raped-abused-exploited-ukrainian-women-seeking-refuge-in-israel-find-no-haven/ officially a rape haven] and [https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/ pedophile's paradise],<br> Jew pedos are [https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pedophiles-seeking-sanctuary-in-israel-one-way-parents-can-protect-kids/ escaping justice by getting into Isræl with automatic immunity], and they '''{{archive|IZbcO|named a kindergarten}}''' in honor of [[Greville Janner]]{{Jew}}.<br>because of those, all Zionists are [[rape]] and [[Pedophile]] apologists}}<br />
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{{ib|<big>'''[[gas|State]] of Israel'''</big><br>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל (Hebrew)<br>सनातनी इज़राइल (Hindi)<br>دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل (Arabic)<br>}}<br />
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{{ibrow|'''Anthem'''|<s>''Hava Nagila''</s><br>''Hatikvah'' ("The [[Barack Obama|Hope]]")}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>Halakka-ruled Theocracy</s><br>[[Secular]] [[Israeli apartheid|Apartheid]] "[[Democracy]]"}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Capital'''|Tel Aviv (de facto)<br>Jerusalem (claimed)}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|May 14, 1948}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Isaac Herzog{{Jew}} (President) <br>Benjamin Netanyahu{{Jew}} (Prime Minister)}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Jews{{Jew}} (Askhenazim, Serphadim, Mizrahim, Beta Israeli, etc) <br>'''Minority''': Arabs<br>[[Gentiles]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|Israeli [[Shekel]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]] (culturally only, as most of them are actually [[closeted]] [[Atheist]]s)<br>[[Islam]]<br>[[Christianity]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|9 Million}}<br />
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[[File:AjE0Dd0 700bwp.png|thumb|Borders for me, but not for thee.]]<br />
[[Image:Israel-ISIS-flag.png|thumb|right|220px|The [[False flag|unofficial flag]] of Israel. {{wayback|http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/isis_--_the_new_israel_20141214|20141224182510}} ]]<br />
[[Image:Eretz Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px| How it got erected.]]<br />
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'''The Kike Reich Zionist Apartheid State of Isræl''' (Hebrew: '''ישראל''' Arabic: <s>'''[[Palestine|فلسطين]]'''</s> Hindi: '''इजराइल'''), also known as '''{{archive|RPf3M|The Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem}}''' is [[USA]]'s 51st state with illegal capital in occupied Jerusalem as well an illegal settlement of [[oxymoron|Godless Jews]] in the south of the levant. It was founded after [[WW2]] by Kikes who felt religiously compelled to part the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, [[WIN|create a house of slaves for indigenous people]], and one-up [[Hitler]]. They are waiting for the 4 million Palestinians to reproduce like bunnies because they don't want to be [[High score|second place]] in genocide.<br />
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As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's ([[irony|who they don't believe in]]) will that [[USI|they have a Promised Land]], and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place! It's currently a land ruled by [[fascist]] assholes like {{ytlink|0jHV6CLYyf8|Bibi Netanyahu}} whose {{ytlink|hyHsO6WTJeE|numba 1 priority is killing babies}}, bombing hospitals (see also: [[9/11|motherfucking war crimes]]), {{ytlink|hA4wX2M_W4U|persecuting Jews who insist Christ has not yet come}} and nuking the shit out of Iran. Ironically, Israel is the most anti-Semitic state in the world, with 95% of non-Jewish Semites viewing Israel as the biggest threat to their security. '''{{archive|4vdzf}}'''<br />
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The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbours, engaging in such [[anti-lulz]] as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers. [[Some argue]] this occurred as a result of decades of mass [[fapping]] to [[Holocaust Porn]], causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor Palestinian and Lebanese neighbors.<br />
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When Israel comes under criticism for atrocities against Palestinians, they are quick to invoke the atrocities of Hitler as protection. Yes, Israelis are so fucked up they bow to Hitler for protection while they kill Palestinian children. They claim that the Messiah has not come but secretly believe in Hitler the Christ, through whom, along with washing in the blood of a Palestinian baby, all our sins are forgiven. All you have to do is accept Hitler as your personal savior.<br />
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Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down intifada'' riots. Due to the fact that [[Slurpee]] machines require two hands to operate properly, no [[7-11]] stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.<br />
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However, enterprising Jewish businessmen funded the production of machines capable of turning [[Palestine|Palestinian]] babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the world's money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as [[Jew gold]].<br />
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Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh Terrorists with their bulldozers.<br />
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Favorite pastimes include: World Domination, {{ytlink|buhpHTGAlTE|Ethnic Cleansing}} and {{ytlink|sIWvcBzbqVc|Long Walks on the Beach}}.<br />
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==History==<br />
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[[File:Finally peace in the Midle East.jpg|thumb|right|220px|When will there be peace?]]<br />
When the Allies advanced towards Berlin in the late 1944, they discovered the horrifying truth of Hitler's pet project in the German extermination camps. Millions of Jews, suffering from diseases, barely walking from hunger and malnutrition, humiliated beyond human by their torturers, but and here comes the horrifying part: still alive, poured out of gates of Auschwitz, Birkenau and other places. Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.<br />
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Fortunately, the [[Nazis]] had some allies that were still not defeated, and too retarded to pose any military threat to the "civilized" world: the [[Arabs]]. So most of the Jews were sent to [[Palestine]], and the Western World hoped that four hundred million of these [[dune coons]] would quickly push four hundred thousand Jews into the sea once the [[British]] left the area.<br />
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Unfortunately, the stupidity of the Arabs was severely underestimated, resulting in a human-centipede-like chain of [[epic fail]], like in 1967 when Syria, Jordan and Egypt attacked Israel simultaneously and were defeated in six days. The result was establishment and expansion of a Jew state for the first time in [[At least 100|at least 100]] years. Thus, in solving the Jew problem, we are basically back to square one.<br />
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The premature decision to invade [[Germany]], and subsequent underestimation of how retarded Arabs were, made Roosevelt die from guilt, and ruined Churchill's career after the war. Stalin managed to avoid the blame until after his death. [[Some argue]] that the Cold War was a direct result of Western Allies and the Soviet Union blaming each other for not fully actualizing the Final Solution. This strife naturally fueled the rebirth of the Jewish economic conspiracy.<br />
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===Current Events===<br />
[[File:Israeli diaper unit.jpg|thumb|right|220px|IDF's secret weapon.]]<br />
*President Netanyahore is talking about hemorrhoidic clear red lines he got during NAM in [[Iran]].<br />
*Recently, Israel has been trying to provide Jewenstine, the mascot and [[god]] of the Heebs, with some more Lebensraum in the Lebanon. Much pwnage has occurred.<br />
*[[Last Thursday]], Israel waged war on Lebanon's international airport, causing major delays. <br />
*For [[at least 100 years]], organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah have been blowing themselves up because they are [[attention whores]].<br />
*Jews did Beirut as performance art to protest Holocaust denial -and [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|for the lulz]]- after they fell hard for the classic Hezbollah [[troll]] of kidnapping IDF soldier boys.<br />
*Israel is performing a [[Gaza War]] with the Hamas Rulers.<br />
*They're gonna attack Iran and start WW3. This time the lollercaust will be Nuclear.<br />
*Palestine was about to [[buttrape]] the filthy kikes, but ran of lube and called a cease-fire instead.<br />
*HOLY FUCKING SHIT-SMEARED DICKNUGGETS THEY THREATENED MILITARY ACTION AGAINST RUSSIA<br />
*Beware the Sheeny Curse.<br />
*Recently, there is a crow that takes down the Israel flag, signifying the sooner demise of the Kike state.<br />
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== Military policy ==<br />
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[[File:fight_israel_die.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Israel's official military policy]]<br />
Although killing Arab [[Muslims]] is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.<br />
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Unlike Zionist conspirators in Europe, U.S.A., everywhere - the Israelis are obliged to show extreme force at any given chance as mentioned above. Whether this is because ghettos used to oppress rat-folk are their natural habitat or that they are just so comfortable with the whole world behind their back is a matter of debate. What is known however is that this lulzy fagnocide will go on forever or until the Arab species are extinct along with the state of Israel and everyone will go home and have a good hearty laugh about it. If nukular lolocaust fails however see [[Catnarok]].<br />
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And the best part? [https://jonathanturley.org/2015/07/25/concession-or-coincidence-pollard-reportedly-to-be-released-in-aftermath-of-iran-deal/#more-92168 No country spies on the U.S. more than Israel. When a diplomatic thaw with Iran was arranged in 2015, it was reported that convicted spy Jonathan Pollard was being released -- in an attempt to placate Israel. Pollard had supposedly taken tens of thousands of classified U.S. documents and passed them over to heebland.]<br />
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===The Mossad===<br />
[[Image:mossad001.png|100px|left]]<br />
What most of the world might describe as the [[Nazi|SS]] because they serve as Israel's stormtroopers and pretty much don't give a flying fuck when it comes to Human Rights.<br />
They are Israel's attempt at a super secret spy agency like America's CIA or The Russian KGB but because they are notorious for not doing [[retard|their job well]] there are countless stories all over the internet about their Human Rights Violations.<br />
They really came to prominance and made a name for themselves in the [[hippy|1960's]] when they were sneaking into foreign countries like [[Argentina]], [[Brazil]] and [[Chile]] to kidnap people that were accused of being Nazis and drop them off in Israeli Courts to defend their lives from charges that always ended in a death penalty.<br />
It should be known that Israel was going on pictures that were over 20 years old and people's testimonies to convict these people, not hard science like genetics. Needing to sway [[idiot|popular opinion]], propoganda like THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL was published and made into films.<br />
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== The other [[Wikipedia Jews]] ==<br />
Following the example of [[JIDF]], [[GIYUS]], and [[Megaphone Desktop Tool|Megaphone]], filthy Semites are immigrating en masse to [[Wikipedia]] in order to sway discussion and wikitruth to their favor. It comes as a surprise to absolutely no one that Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can subvert, has become the world's foremost Zionist shill.<br />
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===TOW and Israel's secret weapon===<br />
[[File:Jimmy savile in israel.jpg|220px|left|thumb|Read all about it]]<br />
Fittingly for the world's most evil nation, the Jew Government '''{{archive|kaCTf|enjoyed cordial relations with the world's most evil man}}''', the Elvis Presley of kidfuckery and corpsefiddling, [[Jimmy Savile]].<br />
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However, the Jews of the Jew Wikipedia have been busy at their Jew business, '''{{archive|VzXuA|Jewing the entry on Israel of all references to Savile}}''' and therefore leading unsuspecting readers away from the unpalatable truth that the Jew Government played host to the stellar-scale sex offender.<br />
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Whether or not Savile took part in Jew rituals involving drinking the blood of sacrificed Christian babies remains unknown, but it's not unlikely given their Jew foulness and in any case, Savile would certainly have relished the opportunity to have [[Necrophilia|a fresh child corpse at his disposal]]. No doubt the Jews laughed and rubbed their sickly, greasy hands together as they watched.<br />
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[[Some argue|It is almost certain]] that the Jews' appalling record of managing to kill Arab children with their high-precision missiles provides further playthings for the late Savile's international paedo-ring.<br />
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==Bibi Jugend==<br />
The Bibi Jugend (see [[Hitler Youth]]) are an increasingly prevalent menace to free speech in this [[fascist]] fgtland called Israel.<br />
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<br><center>{{frame|{{quote|The people again chose a government that is based on intimidating people. They selected a racist that, on election day, told the media the Arabs are flocking to the polls like mice. What would you say if in Germany people said the Jews are flocking to the polls like mice?|[https://www.timesofisrael.com/yonatan-geffen-assaulted-at-netanya-home/ Geffen speaks da truth as is beaten for it.]}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center><br><br />
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== Hans Herzl, Son of Theodor Herzl, was a closeted Muslim ==<br />
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<center>{{frame|{{quote|I cannot be a member of a synagogue. It denies the messiahship of Jesus which to me is an indisputable historical fact. I cannot adhere to any Christian church since I do not hold that Jesus was God.|uncircumcised Hans Herzl was a Muslim}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center><br />
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<center>[https://quran.com/5?startingVerse=116][https://www.jta.org/archive/hans-herzl-son-of-theodor-herzl-commits-suicide-after-funeral-of-sister-paulina]</center><br />
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==Israel and flame wars==<br />
[[File:Yitzhak rabin assassination - the final solution.png|right|thumb|230px|Being on Israel's side doesn't always help]]<br />
If you get involved in a [[flame war]] relating to the Israeli-Palestine conflict and want some Zionists on your side, consider inviting the following people.<br />
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*[[Baruch Goldstein]]<br />
*[[Breitbart]]<br />
*[[Doc neuro]]<br />
*[[Greville Janner]]<br />
*[[Hitler]]<br />
*[[Jesus]]<br />
*[[Jimmy Savile]]<br />
*[[Eminem]]<br />
*[[Quasidan]]<br />
*[[World War III]]<br />
*Tell them how in 2018 Israel became a Jewish only state.<br />
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== Israel Becomes A Jewish-Only State ==<br />
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[[File:Obama and Netanyahu.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Obama knew who was buttering his bread]]<br />
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Deciding their best course of action was to piss off moderate and [[Leftard|Libtarded]] [[Jew|Jewish]] people while further igniting racial tensions with Palestinians and giving Anti-Semites such as [[Storm Front]] fodder to argue that Israel is the new [[Germany]], White race and [[Aryan|Nazi Power]], Israel has officially passed a law that declares itself ''"[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/19/world/middleeast/israel-law-jews-arabic.html The Nation state of the Israeli Jewish]"''<br />
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Looking to feed the fires of propaganda against them, this new law omits any mention of democracy or the principle of equality, in what critics called a betrayal of Israel’s 1948 Declaration of Independence, which ensured “complete equality of social and political rights for all its inhabitants” no matter their religion, race or sex.<br />
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For a people that works better in the recesses of the dark, pulling the strings to build and destroy nations this law makes it too obvious the goals of [[G-D]]'s one, true master race.<br />
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== How To Troll Israelis/Zionists ==<br />
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[[File:Trump and israel d.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Trump:Israel, we've got your back and won't forget the reach around</center>]]<br />
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[[File:Biden and israel 234.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Biden: I don't see anything in the Bible about Muslims. Israel should remain a Muslim free state.</center>]]<br />
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*Deny the [[Holocaust]].<br />
*Call their country [[Palestine]].<br />
*Remind them how a bunch of [[Arabs]] from Lebanon pwned and defeated their [[Shit|world class]] military in a month.<br />
*Call Israel an [[fact|illegitimate state]].<br />
*Ask them why they believe Israel is a "God-promised land", despite the fact that most of the countries founders were [[Atheists]].<br />
*Call Benjamin Netanyahu a war criminal.<br />
*Tell them that Israel would be nothing and would be unable to sustain itself without constant funding from daddy [[US]].<br />
*Because the fact that the country have becomes a rapists and pedophiles haven, call them rapist and pedophile apologists.<br />
*Tell them that Israel has no right to exist.<br />
*When they accuse [[Muslims]] of doing [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]], question them about Hasbara, which is just similar as Taqiyyah, proving how they are deceitful too, and more than Muslims.<br />
*Ask them why IDF soldiers wear adult diapers to fight Palestinians.<br />
*[[????]]<br />
*"OY VEY, YOU'RE [[Anti-Semitism|ANTI-SEMITIC]]!1!!1!!"<br />
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==Terminology==<br />
*'''[[Anti-Semitism|Anti-Semitic]]''' - anyone that doesn't hate the Arabs as much as the Zionists, especially other Jews. [https://www.jewishpress.com/indepth/opinions/ralph-nader-linguistically-hijacks-anti-semitism/2015/07/17/ And they don't even know their own etymology] [https://www.webster-dictionary.net/definition/Semitic Merriam-Wester's Semitic]<br />
*'''Hasbara''' - means explaining, and euphemism for [[propaganda]]. Zionists often use this technique to convince the world about their deceit. literally the Zionism equivalent of Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].<br />
*'''Free of Bias''' - {{wayback|https://electronicintifada.net/files/080421-camera-wikipedia.pdf|20130107154847|title=organized cabal on Wikipedia}}<br />
*'''Peace''' - [https://theintercept.com/2015/07/15/israeli-special-forces-assassinated-senior-syrian-official/ covert assassination of foreign officials]<br />
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== Videos ==<br />
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|<youtube>7eHQKJTnBoY</youtube><br />
;Israel's Hasbara (propaganda) is greater than Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:Benjamin Netanyahu.jpg|Current Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu caught "asking" for American help with Iran.<br />
File:Openbordersisrael.png|Open Borders for Israel during [[The Current Year]] :3<br />
File:Palestine loss.JPG|<center>[[PROFIT]]?</center><br />
File:Israel_pink.png|Awesome [[UN]] "Final Solution": Beige = Stolen land. Note: [[Irony]]<br />
File:Booth.jpg|I love the smell of burning Habbibi in the morning; smells like...AUSCHWITZ<br />
File:Nazi gold merchant.jpg|Relations with modern Germany<br />
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Image:New Flag of Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The official flag of Israel<br />
File:Israel's New Place.jpg|How to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as easily as possible<br />
File:civilservice.jpg||Israel's foreign policy.<br />
File:Israel.jpg|So TRUE! Israeli Jews 1; Palestinians:0 <br />
File:Zion.jpg| There`s no way the Jews were behind 911! No way MAN!<br />
File:1942.jpg|The Jewish problem was discovered in 1942 but ignored until recently.<br />
File:28jews jaws.jpg|Spielberg knew what a cancer his people are but decided to blame sharks instead.<br />
File:Israelisacancer.jpg|Rabbi bribed by Arab oil money. [[Jew]]s hold money above nationalism.<br />
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File:IDF are Human Rights Abusers.png<br />
File:Israel Dictator bitch.jpg<br />
File:Israel ISIS False Flag.jpg<br />
File:Greater Israel Plan.jpg<br />
File:Greater Israel Plan 2.png<br />
File:Join the American Army.jpg| Yep, please remember this picture every time you support the American Army!<br />
File:Jewrukhai_urukhai_closeenough.jpeg|Close Enough<br />
File:ArielSharon.JPG|Former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon generated criticism for eating the Wailing Wall.<br />
File:Israelis EVIL 184372.png<br />
File:Jew Monstr.png<br />
Image:Latuff Masturbating Dead Lebanese.jpg|[[Carlos Latuff|Latuff]] whacking off after the Lebanese massacre.<br />
File:Germans1939and2006.jpg|History repeats itself... <br />
File:MosheSparrow.jpg|How am I suppose to dig all this sand???<br />
File:Jew spelunking nose.jpg|Do you really want to support a country with people who look like [[ugly|this]]?<br />
File:lolocaustmk2.jpg|Always...<br />
File:Ashkenazi.jpg|Typical Israeli soldier<br />
File:Jimmy savile israel mossad agent.jpg|Jerusalem'll fix it<br />
Image:mossadpwnage.jpg|[[special forces|Mossad]] security pimps prep some pretty-mouthed Palestinian boys for a traditional Hanukkah spit-roasting.<br />
File:Swastikalebovic.jpg|Welcome to Israel!<br />
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File:USaidtoIsrael.jpg|Good goyim :D<br />
File:Onceuponatimeinholyland.gif|Moshe Silman goes back in the oven<br />
File:Israel degenerates paradise.jpeg|The '''worst''',most '''disgusting''' thing about israel, is the [[marijuana]] [https://nocamels.com/2014/01/how-israel-became-a-medical-marijuana-powerhouse/ use].<br />
File:Jews eat popcorn cheering as people killed.jpg|Jews in Israel camp out, eat popcorn and cheer as people in Gaza are killed.<br />
File:Only 4 kids they could have done better.jpg|Israelis [[OTI]] ask for more dead kids. Only 4 kids? They could have done better.<br />
File:What gives jew women orgasms.jpg|Hooking up with a jewish girl and want to pleasure her? "Heard on the news that IDF killed 4 children in gaza yesterday......I was near orgasm hearing this....I enjoyed...."<br />
File:Anonhu Akbar.jpg|Israel: Killing [[newfag]]s one airstrike at a time.<br />
File:Kike-sniper-killing-children.png|Kike Sniper on [[Instagram]]: “i killed 13 childrens today and ur next fucking muslims go to hell bitches”<br />
File:Israeli diapersoldier.jpg|The ceremonial israeli military uniform.<br />
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File:Open Borders For Israel Quote82.jpg<br />
File:Open Borders For Israel WALL.jpg<br />
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File:Israeldog.jpg<br />
File:Israeli_Doctor_Ebola-chan_Shine.jpg<br />
File:Israelpalastine.jpg<br />
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File:Israeltieto.png<br />
File:Jewish Puppies.jpg<br />
File:Gandalf Menorah.jpg<br />
File:Israeli milk bags.jpg|in Israel milk often comes in bags<br />
File:Idfbabes.jpg | IDF girls are HOT (no arabs or niggers plz)<br />
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==External Links==<br />
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internment#/media/File:Buchenwald_Slave_Laborers_Liberation.jpg Perverted Wikipedia Jews ready to dance (strut their stuff) naked in order to edit fake, consored "encyclopedia"!!!]<br />
*[https://www.learnreligions.com/bathsheba-king-davids-most-famous-wife-117306 King david's favorite bitch, he had to kill her husband first in order to fuck her, wow what leader, he liked when his bitches browsed naked around his stable of bitches]<br />
*{{ytlink|jrpsByPdOTk|An unlisted AIPAC video for Israel}} - Give us your shekels goyim. Good goy.<br />
*[https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989 Israeli mayoral candidate murdered a child (and got whopping three months community service)] (Archived: {{archive|RjcAQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989|title=2}})<br />
*[https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704 "Don’t fall for their bullshit. AIPAC are doing terrible things in the name of Israel"] (Archived: {{archive|oRlr7|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704|title=2}})<br />
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{{timeline|Featured Article October 8 & 9, [[2023]]|[[Russell Brand]]|{{PAGENAME}}|TBD}}</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Israel&diff=1875446Israel2024-07-07T07:23:32Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* External Links */ * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internment#/media/File:Buchenwald_Slave_Laborers_Liberation.jpg Perverted Wikipedia Jews ready to dance naked in order to edit fake, consored "encyclopedia"!!!]</p>
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{{spoiler|isræl is [https://www.timesofisrael.com/raped-abused-exploited-ukrainian-women-seeking-refuge-in-israel-find-no-haven/ officially a rape haven] and [https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/ pedophile's paradise],<br> Jew pedos are [https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pedophiles-seeking-sanctuary-in-israel-one-way-parents-can-protect-kids/ escaping justice by getting into Isræl with automatic immunity], and they '''{{archive|IZbcO|named a kindergarten}}''' in honor of [[Greville Janner]]{{Jew}}.<br>because of those, all Zionists are [[rape]] and [[Pedophile]] apologists}}<br />
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<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px;" class="notice metadata" id="dispute">This country is a '''<font style="text-decoration:blink; color: red;">WARZONE</font>''' &mdash; There are profound lulz to be had, if anyone survives to report it. Fingers crossed for further drama.</div><br />
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{{ib|<big>'''[[gas|State]] of Israel'''</big><br>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל (Hebrew)<br>सनातनी इज़राइल (Hindi)<br>دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل (Arabic)<br>}}<br />
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{{ibrow|'''Anthem'''|<s>''Hava Nagila''</s><br>''Hatikvah'' ("The [[Barack Obama|Hope]]")}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>Halakka-ruled Theocracy</s><br>[[Secular]] [[Israeli apartheid|Apartheid]] "[[Democracy]]"}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Capital'''|Tel Aviv (de facto)<br>Jerusalem (claimed)}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|May 14, 1948}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Isaac Herzog{{Jew}} (President) <br>Benjamin Netanyahu{{Jew}} (Prime Minister)}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Jews{{Jew}} (Askhenazim, Serphadim, Mizrahim, Beta Israeli, etc) <br>'''Minority''': Arabs<br>[[Gentiles]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|Israeli [[Shekel]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]] (culturally only, as most of them are actually [[closeted]] [[Atheist]]s)<br>[[Islam]]<br>[[Christianity]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|9 Million}}<br />
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[[File:AjE0Dd0 700bwp.png|thumb|Borders for me, but not for thee.]]<br />
[[Image:Israel-ISIS-flag.png|thumb|right|220px|The [[False flag|unofficial flag]] of Israel. {{wayback|http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/isis_--_the_new_israel_20141214|20141224182510}} ]]<br />
[[Image:Eretz Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px| How it got erected.]]<br />
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'''The Kike Reich Zionist Apartheid State of Isræl''' (Hebrew: '''ישראל''' Arabic: <s>'''[[Palestine|فلسطين]]'''</s> Hindi: '''इजराइल'''), also known as '''{{archive|RPf3M|The Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem}}''' is [[USA]]'s 51st state with illegal capital in occupied Jerusalem as well an illegal settlement of [[oxymoron|Godless Jews]] in the south of the levant. It was founded after [[WW2]] by Kikes who felt religiously compelled to part the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, [[WIN|create a house of slaves for indigenous people]], and one-up [[Hitler]]. They are waiting for the 4 million Palestinians to reproduce like bunnies because they don't want to be [[High score|second place]] in genocide.<br />
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As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's ([[irony|who they don't believe in]]) will that [[USI|they have a Promised Land]], and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place! It's currently a land ruled by [[fascist]] assholes like {{ytlink|0jHV6CLYyf8|Bibi Netanyahu}} whose {{ytlink|hyHsO6WTJeE|numba 1 priority is killing babies}}, bombing hospitals (see also: [[9/11|motherfucking war crimes]]), {{ytlink|hA4wX2M_W4U|persecuting Jews who insist Christ has not yet come}} and nuking the shit out of Iran. Ironically, Israel is the most anti-Semitic state in the world, with 95% of non-Jewish Semites viewing Israel as the biggest threat to their security. '''{{archive|4vdzf}}'''<br />
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The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbours, engaging in such [[anti-lulz]] as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers. [[Some argue]] this occurred as a result of decades of mass [[fapping]] to [[Holocaust Porn]], causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor Palestinian and Lebanese neighbors.<br />
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When Israel comes under criticism for atrocities against Palestinians, they are quick to invoke the atrocities of Hitler as protection. Yes, Israelis are so fucked up they bow to Hitler for protection while they kill Palestinian children. They claim that the Messiah has not come but secretly believe in Hitler the Christ, through whom, along with washing in the blood of a Palestinian baby, all our sins are forgiven. All you have to do is accept Hitler as your personal savior.<br />
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Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down intifada'' riots. Due to the fact that [[Slurpee]] machines require two hands to operate properly, no [[7-11]] stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.<br />
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However, enterprising Jewish businessmen funded the production of machines capable of turning [[Palestine|Palestinian]] babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the world's money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as [[Jew gold]].<br />
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Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh Terrorists with their bulldozers.<br />
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Favorite pastimes include: World Domination, {{ytlink|buhpHTGAlTE|Ethnic Cleansing}} and {{ytlink|sIWvcBzbqVc|Long Walks on the Beach}}.<br />
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==History==<br />
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[[File:Finally peace in the Midle East.jpg|thumb|right|220px|When will there be peace?]]<br />
When the Allies advanced towards Berlin in the late 1944, they discovered the horrifying truth of Hitler's pet project in the German extermination camps. Millions of Jews, suffering from diseases, barely walking from hunger and malnutrition, humiliated beyond human by their torturers, but and here comes the horrifying part: still alive, poured out of gates of Auschwitz, Birkenau and other places. Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.<br />
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Fortunately, the [[Nazis]] had some allies that were still not defeated, and too retarded to pose any military threat to the "civilized" world: the [[Arabs]]. So most of the Jews were sent to [[Palestine]], and the Western World hoped that four hundred million of these [[dune coons]] would quickly push four hundred thousand Jews into the sea once the [[British]] left the area.<br />
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Unfortunately, the stupidity of the Arabs was severely underestimated, resulting in a human-centipede-like chain of [[epic fail]], like in 1967 when Syria, Jordan and Egypt attacked Israel simultaneously and were defeated in six days. The result was establishment and expansion of a Jew state for the first time in [[At least 100|at least 100]] years. Thus, in solving the Jew problem, we are basically back to square one.<br />
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The premature decision to invade [[Germany]], and subsequent underestimation of how retarded Arabs were, made Roosevelt die from guilt, and ruined Churchill's career after the war. Stalin managed to avoid the blame until after his death. [[Some argue]] that the Cold War was a direct result of Western Allies and the Soviet Union blaming each other for not fully actualizing the Final Solution. This strife naturally fueled the rebirth of the Jewish economic conspiracy.<br />
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===Current Events===<br />
[[File:Israeli diaper unit.jpg|thumb|right|220px|IDF's secret weapon.]]<br />
*President Netanyahore is talking about hemorrhoidic clear red lines he got during NAM in [[Iran]].<br />
*Recently, Israel has been trying to provide Jewenstine, the mascot and [[god]] of the Heebs, with some more Lebensraum in the Lebanon. Much pwnage has occurred.<br />
*[[Last Thursday]], Israel waged war on Lebanon's international airport, causing major delays. <br />
*For [[at least 100 years]], organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah have been blowing themselves up because they are [[attention whores]].<br />
*Jews did Beirut as performance art to protest Holocaust denial -and [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|for the lulz]]- after they fell hard for the classic Hezbollah [[troll]] of kidnapping IDF soldier boys.<br />
*Israel is performing a [[Gaza War]] with the Hamas Rulers.<br />
*They're gonna attack Iran and start WW3. This time the lollercaust will be Nuclear.<br />
*Palestine was about to [[buttrape]] the filthy kikes, but ran of lube and called a cease-fire instead.<br />
*HOLY FUCKING SHIT-SMEARED DICKNUGGETS THEY THREATENED MILITARY ACTION AGAINST RUSSIA<br />
*Beware the Sheeny Curse.<br />
*Recently, there is a crow that takes down the Israel flag, signifying the sooner demise of the Kike state.<br />
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== Military policy ==<br />
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[[File:fight_israel_die.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Israel's official military policy]]<br />
Although killing Arab [[Muslims]] is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.<br />
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Unlike Zionist conspirators in Europe, U.S.A., everywhere - the Israelis are obliged to show extreme force at any given chance as mentioned above. Whether this is because ghettos used to oppress rat-folk are their natural habitat or that they are just so comfortable with the whole world behind their back is a matter of debate. What is known however is that this lulzy fagnocide will go on forever or until the Arab species are extinct along with the state of Israel and everyone will go home and have a good hearty laugh about it. If nukular lolocaust fails however see [[Catnarok]].<br />
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And the best part? [https://jonathanturley.org/2015/07/25/concession-or-coincidence-pollard-reportedly-to-be-released-in-aftermath-of-iran-deal/#more-92168 No country spies on the U.S. more than Israel. When a diplomatic thaw with Iran was arranged in 2015, it was reported that convicted spy Jonathan Pollard was being released -- in an attempt to placate Israel. Pollard had supposedly taken tens of thousands of classified U.S. documents and passed them over to heebland.]<br />
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===The Mossad===<br />
[[Image:mossad001.png|100px|left]]<br />
What most of the world might describe as the [[Nazi|SS]] because they serve as Israel's stormtroopers and pretty much don't give a flying fuck when it comes to Human Rights.<br />
They are Israel's attempt at a super secret spy agency like America's CIA or The Russian KGB but because they are notorious for not doing [[retard|their job well]] there are countless stories all over the internet about their Human Rights Violations.<br />
They really came to prominance and made a name for themselves in the [[hippy|1960's]] when they were sneaking into foreign countries like [[Argentina]], [[Brazil]] and [[Chile]] to kidnap people that were accused of being Nazis and drop them off in Israeli Courts to defend their lives from charges that always ended in a death penalty.<br />
It should be known that Israel was going on pictures that were over 20 years old and people's testimonies to convict these people, not hard science like genetics. Needing to sway [[idiot|popular opinion]], propoganda like THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL was published and made into films.<br />
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== The other [[Wikipedia Jews]] ==<br />
Following the example of [[JIDF]], [[GIYUS]], and [[Megaphone Desktop Tool|Megaphone]], filthy Semites are immigrating en masse to [[Wikipedia]] in order to sway discussion and wikitruth to their favor. It comes as a surprise to absolutely no one that Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can subvert, has become the world's foremost Zionist shill.<br />
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===TOW and Israel's secret weapon===<br />
[[File:Jimmy savile in israel.jpg|220px|left|thumb|Read all about it]]<br />
Fittingly for the world's most evil nation, the Jew Government '''{{archive|kaCTf|enjoyed cordial relations with the world's most evil man}}''', the Elvis Presley of kidfuckery and corpsefiddling, [[Jimmy Savile]].<br />
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However, the Jews of the Jew Wikipedia have been busy at their Jew business, '''{{archive|VzXuA|Jewing the entry on Israel of all references to Savile}}''' and therefore leading unsuspecting readers away from the unpalatable truth that the Jew Government played host to the stellar-scale sex offender.<br />
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Whether or not Savile took part in Jew rituals involving drinking the blood of sacrificed Christian babies remains unknown, but it's not unlikely given their Jew foulness and in any case, Savile would certainly have relished the opportunity to have [[Necrophilia|a fresh child corpse at his disposal]]. No doubt the Jews laughed and rubbed their sickly, greasy hands together as they watched.<br />
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[[Some argue|It is almost certain]] that the Jews' appalling record of managing to kill Arab children with their high-precision missiles provides further playthings for the late Savile's international paedo-ring.<br />
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==Bibi Jugend==<br />
The Bibi Jugend (see [[Hitler Youth]]) are an increasingly prevalent menace to free speech in this [[fascist]] fgtland called Israel.<br />
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== Hans Herzl, Son of Theodor Herzl, was a closeted Muslim ==<br />
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==Israel and flame wars==<br />
[[File:Yitzhak rabin assassination - the final solution.png|right|thumb|230px|Being on Israel's side doesn't always help]]<br />
If you get involved in a [[flame war]] relating to the Israeli-Palestine conflict and want some Zionists on your side, consider inviting the following people.<br />
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*[[Baruch Goldstein]]<br />
*[[Breitbart]]<br />
*[[Doc neuro]]<br />
*[[Greville Janner]]<br />
*[[Hitler]]<br />
*[[Jesus]]<br />
*[[Jimmy Savile]]<br />
*[[Eminem]]<br />
*[[Quasidan]]<br />
*[[World War III]]<br />
*Tell them how in 2018 Israel became a Jewish only state.<br />
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== Israel Becomes A Jewish-Only State ==<br />
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[[File:Obama and Netanyahu.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Obama knew who was buttering his bread]]<br />
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Deciding their best course of action was to piss off moderate and [[Leftard|Libtarded]] [[Jew|Jewish]] people while further igniting racial tensions with Palestinians and giving Anti-Semites such as [[Storm Front]] fodder to argue that Israel is the new [[Germany]], White race and [[Aryan|Nazi Power]], Israel has officially passed a law that declares itself ''"[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/19/world/middleeast/israel-law-jews-arabic.html The Nation state of the Israeli Jewish]"''<br />
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Looking to feed the fires of propaganda against them, this new law omits any mention of democracy or the principle of equality, in what critics called a betrayal of Israel’s 1948 Declaration of Independence, which ensured “complete equality of social and political rights for all its inhabitants” no matter their religion, race or sex.<br />
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For a people that works better in the recesses of the dark, pulling the strings to build and destroy nations this law makes it too obvious the goals of [[G-D]]'s one, true master race.<br />
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== How To Troll Israelis/Zionists ==<br />
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[[File:Trump and israel d.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Trump:Israel, we've got your back and won't forget the reach around</center>]]<br />
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[[File:Biden and israel 234.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Biden: I don't see anything in the Bible about Muslims. Israel should remain a Muslim free state.</center>]]<br />
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*Deny the [[Holocaust]].<br />
*Call their country [[Palestine]].<br />
*Remind them how a bunch of [[Arabs]] from Lebanon pwned and defeated their [[Shit|world class]] military in a month.<br />
*Call Israel an [[fact|illegitimate state]].<br />
*Ask them why they believe Israel is a "God-promised land", despite the fact that most of the countries founders were [[Atheists]].<br />
*Call Benjamin Netanyahu a war criminal.<br />
*Tell them that Israel would be nothing and would be unable to sustain itself without constant funding from daddy [[US]].<br />
*Because the fact that the country have becomes a rapists and pedophiles haven, call them rapist and pedophile apologists.<br />
*Tell them that Israel has no right to exist.<br />
*When they accuse [[Muslims]] of doing [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]], question them about Hasbara, which is just similar as Taqiyyah, proving how they are deceitful too, and more than Muslims.<br />
*Ask them why IDF soldiers wear adult diapers to fight Palestinians.<br />
*[[????]]<br />
*"OY VEY, YOU'RE [[Anti-Semitism|ANTI-SEMITIC]]!1!!1!!"<br />
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==Terminology==<br />
*'''[[Anti-Semitism|Anti-Semitic]]''' - anyone that doesn't hate the Arabs as much as the Zionists, especially other Jews. [https://www.jewishpress.com/indepth/opinions/ralph-nader-linguistically-hijacks-anti-semitism/2015/07/17/ And they don't even know their own etymology] [https://www.webster-dictionary.net/definition/Semitic Merriam-Wester's Semitic]<br />
*'''Hasbara''' - means explaining, and euphemism for [[propaganda]]. Zionists often use this technique to convince the world about their deceit. literally the Zionism equivalent of Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].<br />
*'''Free of Bias''' - {{wayback|https://electronicintifada.net/files/080421-camera-wikipedia.pdf|20130107154847|title=organized cabal on Wikipedia}}<br />
*'''Peace''' - [https://theintercept.com/2015/07/15/israeli-special-forces-assassinated-senior-syrian-official/ covert assassination of foreign officials]<br />
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== Videos ==<br />
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;Israel's Hasbara (propaganda) is greater than Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:Benjamin Netanyahu.jpg|Current Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu caught "asking" for American help with Iran.<br />
File:Openbordersisrael.png|Open Borders for Israel during [[The Current Year]] :3<br />
File:Palestine loss.JPG|<center>[[PROFIT]]?</center><br />
File:Israel_pink.png|Awesome [[UN]] "Final Solution": Beige = Stolen land. Note: [[Irony]]<br />
File:Booth.jpg|I love the smell of burning Habbibi in the morning; smells like...AUSCHWITZ<br />
File:Nazi gold merchant.jpg|Relations with modern Germany<br />
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Image:New Flag of Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The official flag of Israel<br />
File:Israel's New Place.jpg|How to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as easily as possible<br />
File:civilservice.jpg||Israel's foreign policy.<br />
File:Israel.jpg|So TRUE! Israeli Jews 1; Palestinians:0 <br />
File:Zion.jpg| There`s no way the Jews were behind 911! No way MAN!<br />
File:1942.jpg|The Jewish problem was discovered in 1942 but ignored until recently.<br />
File:28jews jaws.jpg|Spielberg knew what a cancer his people are but decided to blame sharks instead.<br />
File:Israelisacancer.jpg|Rabbi bribed by Arab oil money. [[Jew]]s hold money above nationalism.<br />
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File:IDF are Human Rights Abusers.png<br />
File:Israel Dictator bitch.jpg<br />
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File:Greater Israel Plan.jpg<br />
File:Greater Israel Plan 2.png<br />
File:Join the American Army.jpg| Yep, please remember this picture every time you support the American Army!<br />
File:Jewrukhai_urukhai_closeenough.jpeg|Close Enough<br />
File:ArielSharon.JPG|Former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon generated criticism for eating the Wailing Wall.<br />
File:Israelis EVIL 184372.png<br />
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Image:Latuff Masturbating Dead Lebanese.jpg|[[Carlos Latuff|Latuff]] whacking off after the Lebanese massacre.<br />
File:Germans1939and2006.jpg|History repeats itself... <br />
File:MosheSparrow.jpg|How am I suppose to dig all this sand???<br />
File:Jew spelunking nose.jpg|Do you really want to support a country with people who look like [[ugly|this]]?<br />
File:lolocaustmk2.jpg|Always...<br />
File:Ashkenazi.jpg|Typical Israeli soldier<br />
File:Jimmy savile israel mossad agent.jpg|Jerusalem'll fix it<br />
Image:mossadpwnage.jpg|[[special forces|Mossad]] security pimps prep some pretty-mouthed Palestinian boys for a traditional Hanukkah spit-roasting.<br />
File:Swastikalebovic.jpg|Welcome to Israel!<br />
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File:USaidtoIsrael.jpg|Good goyim :D<br />
File:Onceuponatimeinholyland.gif|Moshe Silman goes back in the oven<br />
File:Israel degenerates paradise.jpeg|The '''worst''',most '''disgusting''' thing about israel, is the [[marijuana]] [https://nocamels.com/2014/01/how-israel-became-a-medical-marijuana-powerhouse/ use].<br />
File:Jews eat popcorn cheering as people killed.jpg|Jews in Israel camp out, eat popcorn and cheer as people in Gaza are killed.<br />
File:Only 4 kids they could have done better.jpg|Israelis [[OTI]] ask for more dead kids. Only 4 kids? They could have done better.<br />
File:What gives jew women orgasms.jpg|Hooking up with a jewish girl and want to pleasure her? "Heard on the news that IDF killed 4 children in gaza yesterday......I was near orgasm hearing this....I enjoyed...."<br />
File:Anonhu Akbar.jpg|Israel: Killing [[newfag]]s one airstrike at a time.<br />
File:Kike-sniper-killing-children.png|Kike Sniper on [[Instagram]]: “i killed 13 childrens today and ur next fucking muslims go to hell bitches”<br />
File:Israeli diapersoldier.jpg|The ceremonial israeli military uniform.<br />
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File:Israeli milk bags.jpg|in Israel milk often comes in bags<br />
File:Idfbabes.jpg | IDF girls are HOT (no arabs or niggers plz)<br />
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==External Links==<br />
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internment#/media/File:Buchenwald_Slave_Laborers_Liberation.jpg Perverted Wikipedia Jews ready to dance naked in order to edit fake, consored "encyclopedia"!!!]<br />
*[https://www.learnreligions.com/bathsheba-king-davids-most-famous-wife-117306 King david's favorite bitch, he had to kill her husband first in order to fuck her, wow what leader, he liked when his bitches browsed naked around his stable of bitches]<br />
*{{ytlink|jrpsByPdOTk|An unlisted AIPAC video for Israel}} - Give us your shekels goyim. Good goy.<br />
*[https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989 Israeli mayoral candidate murdered a child (and got whopping three months community service)] (Archived: {{archive|RjcAQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989|title=2}})<br />
*[https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704 "Don’t fall for their bullshit. AIPAC are doing terrible things in the name of Israel"] (Archived: {{archive|oRlr7|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704|title=2}})<br />
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{{spoiler|isræl is [https://www.timesofisrael.com/raped-abused-exploited-ukrainian-women-seeking-refuge-in-israel-find-no-haven/ officially a rape haven] and [https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/ pedophile's paradise],<br> Jew pedos are [https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pedophiles-seeking-sanctuary-in-israel-one-way-parents-can-protect-kids/ escaping justice by getting into Isræl with automatic immunity], and they '''{{archive|IZbcO|named a kindergarten}}''' in honor of [[Greville Janner]]{{Jew}}.<br>because of those, all Zionists are [[rape]] and [[Pedophile]] apologists}}<br />
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{{ib|<big>'''[[gas|State]] of Israel'''</big><br>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל (Hebrew)<br>सनातनी इज़राइल (Hindi)<br>دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل (Arabic)<br>}}<br />
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{{ibrow|'''Anthem'''|<s>''Hava Nagila''</s><br>''Hatikvah'' ("The [[Barack Obama|Hope]]")}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>Halakka-ruled Theocracy</s><br>[[Secular]] [[Israeli apartheid|Apartheid]] "[[Democracy]]"}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Capital'''|Tel Aviv (de facto)<br>Jerusalem (claimed)}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|May 14, 1948}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Isaac Herzog{{Jew}} (President) <br>Benjamin Netanyahu{{Jew}} (Prime Minister)}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Jews{{Jew}} (Askhenazim, Serphadim, Mizrahim, Beta Israeli, etc) <br>'''Minority''': Arabs<br>[[Gentiles]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|Israeli [[Shekel]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]] (culturally only, as most of them are actually [[closeted]] [[Atheist]]s)<br>[[Islam]]<br>[[Christianity]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|9 Million}}<br />
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[[File:AjE0Dd0 700bwp.png|thumb|Borders for me, but not for thee.]]<br />
[[Image:Israel-ISIS-flag.png|thumb|right|220px|The [[False flag|unofficial flag]] of Israel. {{wayback|http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/isis_--_the_new_israel_20141214|20141224182510}} ]]<br />
[[Image:Eretz Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px| How it got erected.]]<br />
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'''The Kike Reich Zionist Apartheid State of Isræl''' (Hebrew: '''ישראל''' Arabic: <s>'''[[Palestine|فلسطين]]'''</s> Hindi: '''इजराइल'''), also known as '''{{archive|RPf3M|The Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem}}''' is [[USA]]'s 51st state with illegal capital in occupied Jerusalem as well an illegal settlement of [[oxymoron|Godless Jews]] in the south of the levant. It was founded after [[WW2]] by Kikes who felt religiously compelled to part the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, [[WIN|create a house of slaves for indigenous people]], and one-up [[Hitler]]. They are waiting for the 4 million Palestinians to reproduce like bunnies because they don't want to be [[High score|second place]] in genocide.<br />
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As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's ([[irony|who they don't believe in]]) will that [[USI|they have a Promised Land]], and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place! It's currently a land ruled by [[fascist]] assholes like {{ytlink|0jHV6CLYyf8|Bibi Netanyahu}} whose {{ytlink|hyHsO6WTJeE|numba 1 priority is killing babies}}, bombing hospitals (see also: [[9/11|motherfucking war crimes]]), {{ytlink|hA4wX2M_W4U|persecuting Jews who insist Christ has not yet come}} and nuking the shit out of Iran. Ironically, Israel is the most anti-Semitic state in the world, with 95% of non-Jewish Semites viewing Israel as the biggest threat to their security. '''{{archive|4vdzf}}'''<br />
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The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbours, engaging in such [[anti-lulz]] as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers. [[Some argue]] this occurred as a result of decades of mass [[fapping]] to [[Holocaust Porn]], causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor Palestinian and Lebanese neighbors.<br />
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When Israel comes under criticism for atrocities against Palestinians, they are quick to invoke the atrocities of Hitler as protection. Yes, Israelis are so fucked up they bow to Hitler for protection while they kill Palestinian children. They claim that the Messiah has not come but secretly believe in Hitler the Christ, through whom, along with washing in the blood of a Palestinian baby, all our sins are forgiven. All you have to do is accept Hitler as your personal savior.<br />
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Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down intifada'' riots. Due to the fact that [[Slurpee]] machines require two hands to operate properly, no [[7-11]] stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.<br />
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However, enterprising Jewish businessmen funded the production of machines capable of turning [[Palestine|Palestinian]] babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the world's money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as [[Jew gold]].<br />
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Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh Terrorists with their bulldozers.<br />
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Favorite pastimes include: World Domination, {{ytlink|buhpHTGAlTE|Ethnic Cleansing}} and {{ytlink|sIWvcBzbqVc|Long Walks on the Beach}}.<br />
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==History==<br />
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[[File:Finally peace in the Midle East.jpg|thumb|right|220px|When will there be peace?]]<br />
When the Allies advanced towards Berlin in the late 1944, they discovered the horrifying truth of Hitler's pet project in the German extermination camps. Millions of Jews, suffering from diseases, barely walking from hunger and malnutrition, humiliated beyond human by their torturers, but and here comes the horrifying part: still alive, poured out of gates of Auschwitz, Birkenau and other places. Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.<br />
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Fortunately, the [[Nazis]] had some allies that were still not defeated, and too retarded to pose any military threat to the "civilized" world: the [[Arabs]]. So most of the Jews were sent to [[Palestine]], and the Western World hoped that four hundred million of these [[dune coons]] would quickly push four hundred thousand Jews into the sea once the [[British]] left the area.<br />
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Unfortunately, the stupidity of the Arabs was severely underestimated, resulting in a human-centipede-like chain of [[epic fail]], like in 1967 when Syria, Jordan and Egypt attacked Israel simultaneously and were defeated in six days. The result was establishment and expansion of a Jew state for the first time in [[At least 100|at least 100]] years. Thus, in solving the Jew problem, we are basically back to square one.<br />
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The premature decision to invade [[Germany]], and subsequent underestimation of how retarded Arabs were, made Roosevelt die from guilt, and ruined Churchill's career after the war. Stalin managed to avoid the blame until after his death. [[Some argue]] that the Cold War was a direct result of Western Allies and the Soviet Union blaming each other for not fully actualizing the Final Solution. This strife naturally fueled the rebirth of the Jewish economic conspiracy.<br />
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===Current Events===<br />
[[File:Israeli diaper unit.jpg|thumb|right|220px|IDF's secret weapon.]]<br />
*President Netanyahore is talking about hemorrhoidic clear red lines he got during NAM in [[Iran]].<br />
*Recently, Israel has been trying to provide Jewenstine, the mascot and [[god]] of the Heebs, with some more Lebensraum in the Lebanon. Much pwnage has occurred.<br />
*[[Last Thursday]], Israel waged war on Lebanon's international airport, causing major delays. <br />
*For [[at least 100 years]], organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah have been blowing themselves up because they are [[attention whores]].<br />
*Jews did Beirut as performance art to protest Holocaust denial -and [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|for the lulz]]- after they fell hard for the classic Hezbollah [[troll]] of kidnapping IDF soldier boys.<br />
*Israel is performing a [[Gaza War]] with the Hamas Rulers.<br />
*They're gonna attack Iran and start WW3. This time the lollercaust will be Nuclear.<br />
*Palestine was about to [[buttrape]] the filthy kikes, but ran of lube and called a cease-fire instead.<br />
*HOLY FUCKING SHIT-SMEARED DICKNUGGETS THEY THREATENED MILITARY ACTION AGAINST RUSSIA<br />
*Beware the Sheeny Curse.<br />
*Recently, there is a crow that takes down the Israel flag, signifying the sooner demise of the Kike state.<br />
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== Military policy ==<br />
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[[File:fight_israel_die.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Israel's official military policy]]<br />
Although killing Arab [[Muslims]] is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.<br />
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Unlike Zionist conspirators in Europe, U.S.A., everywhere - the Israelis are obliged to show extreme force at any given chance as mentioned above. Whether this is because ghettos used to oppress rat-folk are their natural habitat or that they are just so comfortable with the whole world behind their back is a matter of debate. What is known however is that this lulzy fagnocide will go on forever or until the Arab species are extinct along with the state of Israel and everyone will go home and have a good hearty laugh about it. If nukular lolocaust fails however see [[Catnarok]].<br />
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And the best part? [https://jonathanturley.org/2015/07/25/concession-or-coincidence-pollard-reportedly-to-be-released-in-aftermath-of-iran-deal/#more-92168 No country spies on the U.S. more than Israel. When a diplomatic thaw with Iran was arranged in 2015, it was reported that convicted spy Jonathan Pollard was being released -- in an attempt to placate Israel. Pollard had supposedly taken tens of thousands of classified U.S. documents and passed them over to heebland.]<br />
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===The Mossad===<br />
[[Image:mossad001.png|100px|left]]<br />
What most of the world might describe as the [[Nazi|SS]] because they serve as Israel's stormtroopers and pretty much don't give a flying fuck when it comes to Human Rights.<br />
They are Israel's attempt at a super secret spy agency like America's CIA or The Russian KGB but because they are notorious for not doing [[retard|their job well]] there are countless stories all over the internet about their Human Rights Violations.<br />
They really came to prominance and made a name for themselves in the [[hippy|1960's]] when they were sneaking into foreign countries like [[Argentina]], [[Brazil]] and [[Chile]] to kidnap people that were accused of being Nazis and drop them off in Israeli Courts to defend their lives from charges that always ended in a death penalty.<br />
It should be known that Israel was going on pictures that were over 20 years old and people's testimonies to convict these people, not hard science like genetics. Needing to sway [[idiot|popular opinion]], propoganda like THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL was published and made into films.<br />
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== The other [[Wikipedia Jews]] ==<br />
Following the example of [[JIDF]], [[GIYUS]], and [[Megaphone Desktop Tool|Megaphone]], filthy Semites are immigrating en masse to [[Wikipedia]] in order to sway discussion and wikitruth to their favor. It comes as a surprise to absolutely no one that Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can subvert, has become the world's foremost Zionist shill.<br />
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===TOW and Israel's secret weapon===<br />
[[File:Jimmy savile in israel.jpg|220px|left|thumb|Read all about it]]<br />
Fittingly for the world's most evil nation, the Jew Government '''{{archive|kaCTf|enjoyed cordial relations with the world's most evil man}}''', the Elvis Presley of kidfuckery and corpsefiddling, [[Jimmy Savile]].<br />
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However, the Jews of the Jew Wikipedia have been busy at their Jew business, '''{{archive|VzXuA|Jewing the entry on Israel of all references to Savile}}''' and therefore leading unsuspecting readers away from the unpalatable truth that the Jew Government played host to the stellar-scale sex offender.<br />
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Whether or not Savile took part in Jew rituals involving drinking the blood of sacrificed Christian babies remains unknown, but it's not unlikely given their Jew foulness and in any case, Savile would certainly have relished the opportunity to have [[Necrophilia|a fresh child corpse at his disposal]]. No doubt the Jews laughed and rubbed their sickly, greasy hands together as they watched.<br />
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[[Some argue|It is almost certain]] that the Jews' appalling record of managing to kill Arab children with their high-precision missiles provides further playthings for the late Savile's international paedo-ring.<br />
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==Bibi Jugend==<br />
The Bibi Jugend (see [[Hitler Youth]]) are an increasingly prevalent menace to free speech in this [[fascist]] fgtland called Israel.<br />
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<br><center>{{frame|{{quote|The people again chose a government that is based on intimidating people. They selected a racist that, on election day, told the media the Arabs are flocking to the polls like mice. What would you say if in Germany people said the Jews are flocking to the polls like mice?|[https://www.timesofisrael.com/yonatan-geffen-assaulted-at-netanya-home/ Geffen speaks da truth as is beaten for it.]}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center><br><br />
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== Hans Herzl, Son of Theodor Herzl, was a closeted Muslim ==<br />
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<center>{{frame|{{quote|I cannot be a member of a synagogue. It denies the messiahship of Jesus which to me is an indisputable historical fact. I cannot adhere to any Christian church since I do not hold that Jesus was God.|uncircumcised Hans Herzl was a Muslim}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center><br />
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<center>[https://quran.com/5?startingVerse=116][https://www.jta.org/archive/hans-herzl-son-of-theodor-herzl-commits-suicide-after-funeral-of-sister-paulina]</center><br />
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==Israel and flame wars==<br />
[[File:Yitzhak rabin assassination - the final solution.png|right|thumb|230px|Being on Israel's side doesn't always help]]<br />
If you get involved in a [[flame war]] relating to the Israeli-Palestine conflict and want some Zionists on your side, consider inviting the following people.<br />
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*[[Baruch Goldstein]]<br />
*[[Breitbart]]<br />
*[[Doc neuro]]<br />
*[[Greville Janner]]<br />
*[[Hitler]]<br />
*[[Jesus]]<br />
*[[Jimmy Savile]]<br />
*[[Eminem]]<br />
*[[Quasidan]]<br />
*[[World War III]]<br />
*Tell them how in 2018 Israel became a Jewish only state.<br />
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== Israel Becomes A Jewish-Only State ==<br />
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[[File:Obama and Netanyahu.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Obama knew who was buttering his bread]]<br />
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Deciding their best course of action was to piss off moderate and [[Leftard|Libtarded]] [[Jew|Jewish]] people while further igniting racial tensions with Palestinians and giving Anti-Semites such as [[Storm Front]] fodder to argue that Israel is the new [[Germany]], White race and [[Aryan|Nazi Power]], Israel has officially passed a law that declares itself ''"[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/19/world/middleeast/israel-law-jews-arabic.html The Nation state of the Israeli Jewish]"''<br />
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Looking to feed the fires of propaganda against them, this new law omits any mention of democracy or the principle of equality, in what critics called a betrayal of Israel’s 1948 Declaration of Independence, which ensured “complete equality of social and political rights for all its inhabitants” no matter their religion, race or sex.<br />
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For a people that works better in the recesses of the dark, pulling the strings to build and destroy nations this law makes it too obvious the goals of [[G-D]]'s one, true master race.<br />
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== How To Troll Israelis/Zionists ==<br />
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[[File:Trump and israel d.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Trump:Israel, we've got your back and won't forget the reach around</center>]]<br />
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[[File:Biden and israel 234.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Biden: I don't see anything in the Bible about Muslims. Israel should remain a Muslim free state.</center>]]<br />
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*Deny the [[Holocaust]].<br />
*Call their country [[Palestine]].<br />
*Remind them how a bunch of [[Arabs]] from Lebanon pwned and defeated their [[Shit|world class]] military in a month.<br />
*Call Israel an [[fact|illegitimate state]].<br />
*Ask them why they believe Israel is a "God-promised land", despite the fact that most of the countries founders were [[Atheists]].<br />
*Call Benjamin Netanyahu a war criminal.<br />
*Tell them that Israel would be nothing and would be unable to sustain itself without constant funding from daddy [[US]].<br />
*Because the fact that the country have becomes a rapists and pedophiles haven, call them rapist and pedophile apologists.<br />
*Tell them that Israel has no right to exist.<br />
*When they accuse [[Muslims]] of doing [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]], question them about Hasbara, which is just similar as Taqiyyah, proving how they are deceitful too, and more than Muslims.<br />
*Ask them why IDF soldiers wear adult diapers to fight Palestinians.<br />
*[[????]]<br />
*"OY VEY, YOU'RE [[Anti-Semitism|ANTI-SEMITIC]]!1!!1!!"<br />
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==Terminology==<br />
*'''[[Anti-Semitism|Anti-Semitic]]''' - anyone that doesn't hate the Arabs as much as the Zionists, especially other Jews. [https://www.jewishpress.com/indepth/opinions/ralph-nader-linguistically-hijacks-anti-semitism/2015/07/17/ And they don't even know their own etymology] [https://www.webster-dictionary.net/definition/Semitic Merriam-Wester's Semitic]<br />
*'''Hasbara''' - means explaining, and euphemism for [[propaganda]]. Zionists often use this technique to convince the world about their deceit. literally the Zionism equivalent of Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].<br />
*'''Free of Bias''' - {{wayback|https://electronicintifada.net/files/080421-camera-wikipedia.pdf|20130107154847|title=organized cabal on Wikipedia}}<br />
*'''Peace''' - [https://theintercept.com/2015/07/15/israeli-special-forces-assassinated-senior-syrian-official/ covert assassination of foreign officials]<br />
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== Videos ==<br />
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|<youtube>7eHQKJTnBoY</youtube><br />
;Israel's Hasbara (propaganda) is greater than Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:Benjamin Netanyahu.jpg|Current Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu caught "asking" for American help with Iran.<br />
File:Openbordersisrael.png|Open Borders for Israel during [[The Current Year]] :3<br />
File:Palestine loss.JPG|<center>[[PROFIT]]?</center><br />
File:Israel_pink.png|Awesome [[UN]] "Final Solution": Beige = Stolen land. Note: [[Irony]]<br />
File:Booth.jpg|I love the smell of burning Habbibi in the morning; smells like...AUSCHWITZ<br />
File:Nazi gold merchant.jpg|Relations with modern Germany<br />
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Image:New Flag of Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The official flag of Israel<br />
File:Israel's New Place.jpg|How to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as easily as possible<br />
File:civilservice.jpg||Israel's foreign policy.<br />
File:Israel.jpg|So TRUE! Israeli Jews 1; Palestinians:0 <br />
File:Zion.jpg| There`s no way the Jews were behind 911! No way MAN!<br />
File:1942.jpg|The Jewish problem was discovered in 1942 but ignored until recently.<br />
File:28jews jaws.jpg|Spielberg knew what a cancer his people are but decided to blame sharks instead.<br />
File:Israelisacancer.jpg|Rabbi bribed by Arab oil money. [[Jew]]s hold money above nationalism.<br />
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File:IDF are Human Rights Abusers.png<br />
File:Israel Dictator bitch.jpg<br />
File:Israel ISIS False Flag.jpg<br />
File:Greater Israel Plan.jpg<br />
File:Greater Israel Plan 2.png<br />
File:Join the American Army.jpg| Yep, please remember this picture every time you support the American Army!<br />
File:Jewrukhai_urukhai_closeenough.jpeg|Close Enough<br />
File:ArielSharon.JPG|Former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon generated criticism for eating the Wailing Wall.<br />
File:Israelis EVIL 184372.png<br />
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Image:Latuff Masturbating Dead Lebanese.jpg|[[Carlos Latuff|Latuff]] whacking off after the Lebanese massacre.<br />
File:Germans1939and2006.jpg|History repeats itself... <br />
File:MosheSparrow.jpg|How am I suppose to dig all this sand???<br />
File:Jew spelunking nose.jpg|Do you really want to support a country with people who look like [[ugly|this]]?<br />
File:lolocaustmk2.jpg|Always...<br />
File:Ashkenazi.jpg|Typical Israeli soldier<br />
File:Jimmy savile israel mossad agent.jpg|Jerusalem'll fix it<br />
Image:mossadpwnage.jpg|[[special forces|Mossad]] security pimps prep some pretty-mouthed Palestinian boys for a traditional Hanukkah spit-roasting.<br />
File:Swastikalebovic.jpg|Welcome to Israel!<br />
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File:USaidtoIsrael.jpg|Good goyim :D<br />
File:Onceuponatimeinholyland.gif|Moshe Silman goes back in the oven<br />
File:Israel degenerates paradise.jpeg|The '''worst''',most '''disgusting''' thing about israel, is the [[marijuana]] [https://nocamels.com/2014/01/how-israel-became-a-medical-marijuana-powerhouse/ use].<br />
File:Jews eat popcorn cheering as people killed.jpg|Jews in Israel camp out, eat popcorn and cheer as people in Gaza are killed.<br />
File:Only 4 kids they could have done better.jpg|Israelis [[OTI]] ask for more dead kids. Only 4 kids? They could have done better.<br />
File:What gives jew women orgasms.jpg|Hooking up with a jewish girl and want to pleasure her? "Heard on the news that IDF killed 4 children in gaza yesterday......I was near orgasm hearing this....I enjoyed...."<br />
File:Anonhu Akbar.jpg|Israel: Killing [[newfag]]s one airstrike at a time.<br />
File:Kike-sniper-killing-children.png|Kike Sniper on [[Instagram]]: “i killed 13 childrens today and ur next fucking muslims go to hell bitches”<br />
File:Israeli diapersoldier.jpg|The ceremonial israeli military uniform.<br />
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File:Israeli milk bags.jpg|in Israel milk often comes in bags<br />
File:Idfbabes.jpg | IDF girls are HOT (no arabs or niggers plz)<br />
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==External Links==<br />
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*[https://www.learnreligions.com/bathsheba-king-davids-most-famous-wife-117306 King david's favorite bitch, he had to kill her husband first in order to fuck her, wow what leader, he liked when his bitches browsed naked around his stable of bitches]<br />
*{{ytlink|jrpsByPdOTk|An unlisted AIPAC video for Israel}} - Give us your shekels goyim. Good goy.<br />
*[https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989 Israeli mayoral candidate murdered a child (and got three months community service)] (Archived: {{archive|RjcAQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989|title=2}})<br />
*[https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704 "Don’t fall for their bullshit. AIPAC are doing terrible things in the name of Israel"] (Archived: {{archive|oRlr7|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704|title=2}})<br />
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{{timeline|Featured Article October 8 & 9, [[2023]]|[[Russell Brand]]|{{PAGENAME}}|TBD}}</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875444Wikimania2024-07-07T07:17:49Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho lesbian mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome on wikipedia and you have no chance of becoming EPIC disaster sorry ass steward and you will miss on fun of blocking good, innocent newbies editors<ref>https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steward_requests/Global&diff=prev&oldid=26943074#Global_lock_for_BiggyBobby</ref>!!!]]<br />
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'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish Muslim terrorists wikipedians like NiktWażny<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pomnik_Katy%C5%84ski_w_Niles_w_Chicago&diff=prev&oldid=72777210</ref>. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn Massacre of 22000 drunk Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with its bloody executioners Vasily Blokhin<ref> committed suicide on February 3 1955 after falling out with new Soviet-Khrushchev regime</ref>, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to nasty wikijew stalker, convicted felon homeless bum genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT... IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THEIR CAPTURE BY ALIENS, 22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD 100% PROOF RUSSIAN VODKA GIVEN TO THEM BY NKVD CHIEF BERIA!!! <br />
At wikimanias, new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to king nothing [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic sex rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
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[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm also smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
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[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED HOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
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==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
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==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
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*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
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==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
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[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875443Wikimania2024-07-07T07:14:59Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho lesbian mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome and you have no chance of becoming EPIC disaster sorry ass steward and you will miss on fun of blocking good newbies editors<ref>https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steward_requests/Global&diff=prev&oldid=26943074#Global_lock_for_BiggyBobby</ref>!!!]]<br />
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'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish Muslim terrorists wikipedians like NiktWażny<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pomnik_Katy%C5%84ski_w_Niles_w_Chicago&diff=prev&oldid=72777210</ref>. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn Massacre of 22000 drunk Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with its bloody executioners Vasily Blokhin<ref> committed suicide on February 3 1955 after falling out with new Soviet-Khrushchev regime</ref>, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to nasty wikijew stalker, convicted felon homeless bum genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT... IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THEIR CAPTURE BY ALIENS, 22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD 100% PROOF RUSSIAN VODKA GIVEN TO THEM BY NKVD CHIEF BERIA!!! <br />
At wikimanias, new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to king nothing [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic sex rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
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[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm also smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
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[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED HOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
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==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
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==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
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*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
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==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
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[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=The_Google&diff=1875442The Google2024-07-07T06:46:19Z<p>Gerda Arendt: horny google!</p>
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<div>{{achtung|Google bought [https://www.businessinsider.com/google-just-bought-boston-dynamics-2013-12 Boston Dynamics] Enjoy your last days of sanity & freedom}}<br />
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[[File:Google Skynet Invasion.png|thumb|250px|Google skynet. No one is safe.]]<br />
[[File:502 Server Error.png|thumb|Google is prone to internal server errors on a regular basis.]]<br />
[[File:Googleknowswhotheyreallyare.png|thumb|Google tells the truth as it is.]]<br />
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'''[https://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-WB-1313 The Google]''' is an extremely popular marketing agency. If you've ever wanted a search engine where you can search for misinformation disinformation, then Google is it. One uses google to find most nasty porn there is, illegal too. Google also hosts youtube where they display 16 year old wikiwhores {[[16-year-old girl|16-year-old girls]]) getting it on with Google's CEO nasty freaks Sundar Pichai and wikipedia's flounder king nothing, Bomis child porn king [[jimbo Wales]]... India is pissed off about not getting any and fines google tons of money.<ref>https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-63333628</ref>. Remember: if it isn't on Google IT DOES<del>N'T</del> EXIST. Though expansive in nature, The Google is also run by a bunch of pussies who will submit to any country's request for censorship. [https://www.wired.com/2010/04/google-china-and-censorship-a-wiredcom-faq/ Excluding China]. They once censored [[Aboriginal|this totally awesome ED page]] in the [[Australian]] version of Google. For this, Google is a possible candidate for [[Anonymous]]'s shitlist. Turbify.com website services (its quasi ceo is Jason Minder, real CEO is American-Indian pervert Sanjay Govil. He founded Infinite Compiter Solutions LLC part of Aabaco Small Business LLCm full of illiterate Hindus) provides backup storage to google, just in case if feds delete nice illegal material. Tucows aka cow rapists from Ontario, Canada. They provide IPs to Turbify.com from Rockville, MD and India...<ref>web.archive.org/web/20240330114321/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Inc._%281995%E2%80%932017%29#Aabaco_Small_Business_aka_Turbify_aka_Infinite_Computer_Solutions/Tucows_IPs_Registrar<br />
web.archive.org/web/20240201093903/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category_talk:American_people_of_Indian_descent#Sanjay_Govil's_Very_Very_Very_Controversial_Business_Ventures!!!<br />
web.archive.org/web/20240103100535/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sanjay_Govil/Archive_1#Is_Turbify_connected_to_Govil's_company? </ref> <br />
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Jewgle is known for its constant gathering of personal information, which is to help its only income source, AdSense/AdWords. However this is [[moot]] because most of its adsense revenue is from [[cloaking]], scraper site adsense farms that click on their own ads. For instance, [[WikiFur]]'s '''{{wf|WikiFur:Ledger|ledger}}''' says it has spent thousands on Google ads, but the only people who clicked on those ads were clickbots. All of WikiFur's new visitors came from ED and some even donated.<br />
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Google is now working with [[Verizon]] to become the final boss of the internet by [https://www.sfgate.com/opinion/article/net-neutrality-lost-in-google-verizon-deal-3256429.php buying special pipes which allow them to keep people from using any part of the internet that isn't theirs.] It is only a matter of time before they own [[everything]].<br />
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==Google 411==<br />
[[Image:blindwipe.jpg|thumb|right|Google knows how [[Stupid|blind]] people wipe.]]<br />
Phone service that Google uses to gather information about speech, phonology, phonetics. This way they can data-mine you more with quantitative linguistics, computational linguistics, speech recognition and phonematic and phonetic transcriptions (speech to text).<br />
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==Google Images==<br />
[[image:Weirdass_google_search.jpg|thumb|left|Google image search results [[Has_anyone_really_been_far_even_as_decided_to_use_even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like?|make sense.]] Sometimes.]]<br />
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'''Google Images''' allows a user to search for pr0n images related to a particular search term. Perfect for finding illustrations for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], pictures of [[cock]] [https://www.google.com/search?q=uncut+cock&tbm=isch], [[Gif war|GIF wars]], and [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s. And pr0n. And people. And [https://www.google.com.au/search?safe=off&q=hamster+porn&tbm=isch hamster porn]. And '''{{archive|ZHbRv|Lego porn}}'''. To sum it up, google images is a shit stain on human history.<br />
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Google Images is also a key component in the game ''[[Google Seppuku]]'', but since that's now an [[old meme]], [[nobody gives a shit]] about that anymore. Google Images is famous for giving pr0n for non-related searches, and will even give pr0n when looking up about cats. <br />
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[[Image:Whatcha-drinking.jpg|thumb|right|[[X in my Y|Furries?? In my Google??]]]]<br />
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==My Pr0n! My Pr0n! My Kingdom for some Pr0n!==<br />
In late 2012, Google renewed their ongoing contact with [[Satan]], and part of the new deal was that they had to place mysterious bowls of chocolate pudding in the form of a pentagram down in the '''secret room''' deep beneath Google HQ where the souls of the search engines they have killed in the past are kept in clear glass jars. Once this was done, mysterious and wonderful code filled the minds of Google engineers as they waddled and Segwayed back and forth between the buffet and their desks. They immediately began writing a new search algorithm which would not only make search results more relevant to the user's query, but also help indoctrinate users so that every other search engine would seem like a cluttered mess in comparison.<br />
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{{quote|''I searched for pussy, and didn't see any sweet poontang.''|Someone too stupid to add a porn keyword like Google told them to.}}<br />
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{{quote|''Wow! Google is actually showing me what I searched for instead of semi-naked women!''|Totally not an Astroturf PR agent.}}<br />
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{{quote|''This is like when Hitler killed six million Jews.''|Typical [[Reddit]] post.}}<br />
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''Google showed they didn't care about free speech by refusing to address the completely valid accusations that they were worse than [[Hitler]], oppressing furries, and frequently drowning puppies in a hot tub of champagne.''<br />
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=== images.google.com and ED ===<br />
Most articles on [[ED]] are accompanied by images culled from images.google.com, without much forethought. Authors simply look up their search term (or pr0n) and add the first image that comes up. Those with extra time actually search through the results to find the most fitting image, but that usually isn't as funny. It does give them an excuse to look through more pr0n though.<br />
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For a more detailed analysis of the fine pr0n art of selecting an image for an ED article, see [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] (See Also: [[Porn]])<br />
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=== ED and images.google.com ===<br />
The reciprocal relationship between Google images and [[ED]] is an interesting one. [https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fencyclopediadramatica.online&tbm=isch&hl=en Searching for all images on Encyclopedia Dramatica] results in 0 matches with Safe Search on, but about 3,400 matches with this inappropriate image blocker disabled. This proves once and for all that ED is 100% <strike>pr0n</strike> [[awesome]].<br />
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However, this is not the case for Safe Search and text results. Regardless of being totally aware of the nature of ED's images, somehow, Safe Search considers some of the most disturbing subjects on encyclopediadramatica to be fair game for young, innocent eyes. This is undoubtedly due to the fact that [[the man]] understands the true nature of ED being the satirical festering epitome of teh internets, meaning it should in fact be the first thing a child [[evar]] sees on the [[series of tubes]] as it will set a decent precedent for all the bullshit information presented as truth throughout the interwebs, making them appropriately cautionary when researching for a paragraph they have to write about geography or bats or some shit. <BR CLEAR=ALL><br />
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=== Typical Google Images Search ===<br />
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Let's say you search for images of "X". Here's how the search results will go.<br />
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*Page 1: You're doing okay, results are 100% X<br />
*Page 2: Pretty good, results are 80% X, plus a couple of shitty [[lolcats]] pictures.<br />
*Page 3: Getting colder, results are 65% X, the other 35% is pictures of shitbox cars for sale and cartoons.<br />
*Page 4: Hiiii-way to- the- Danjuh Zone! (Da-nuh-na-na-nuh-nuh!). Results are 50% X, the other half is a mix of pictures of homicide victims and "art" from some uppity-ass hipster's blog.<br />
*Page 5: Uh-oh. Results are 20% X, 80% is pictures of shitty civilian M16 knock-offs andthe winners of last year's Budd Dwyer look-a-like contest, plus a bit of porn.<br />
*Page 6: Good or bad, depending on what you're looking for. Results are 5% X, the rest is porn.<br />
*Page 7: Porn<br />
*Page 8: Porn<br />
*Page 9: Porn <br />
*Page 10: Porn (Get the general idea?)<br />
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==I Feels Lucky==<br />
[[File:GoogleMalware.png|thumb|[[Google|Google Chrome]] knows that Google.co.uk is a cover for attackers to install [[malware]] on your computer]]<br />
Probably the most useful feature [[Google]] has, besides porn. Also an important step in the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] and [[Google bomb]]ing.<br />
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==Google Adsense==<br />
[[Image:Google_targeted_adds.png|thumb|right|Google knows how to specifically tailor their ads based on user preferences.]]<br />
The second most useful feature besides [[porn]]. Excellent way to make quick money for [[poor]] people.<br />
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==Other Google Features==<br />
===Google Maps===<br />
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The [[Internet stalking|Internet stalkers]]'s new best friend, Google Maps [https://www.google.com/maps] allows you to tell Google exactly where you live by typing in your address and zooming all the way in on your own house. This information is combined with all search terms associated with your IP address, and then sold to the [[CIA]]. If you have a really big TV, you could maybe see your porn on the satellite, or if your neighbors are making porn. You can also use [[Wikimapia]]'s version of Google Maps to provide accurate details of every place in [[United States|America]].<br />
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Image:Lulzgooglemap.JPG|A typical Google Map result.<br />
Image:Googlemapsdomination.jpg|Google Maps gives helpful directions!<br />
Image:Hookerpickup.jpg|Google Maps captures some hookers... Click to enlarge photo...<br />
Image:Kayakacross.PNG|thumb|left|Not included: Car that transforms into a kayak.<br />
Image:Argleton.png|thumb|left|The town that doesn't exist...<br />
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===Google Street===<br />
When the Google Van comes to your town, try not to be doing anything illegal or embarrassing. Google now aids criminals, thanks Google.<br />
:<span style="font-size:85%">'''Notice:''' ED offers a [[barnstar]] to the first troll to spot a kid from the back of a milk carton being waved at to jump in the Google Van.</span><br />
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===GooglePlus (Google+)===<br />
{{spoiler|Google+ was finally shut down on April 2, 2019}}<br />
Next Facebook-[[killer]], [[no|supposedly]]. '''{{ytlink|dYdbof039QQ|Click here to learn how to use it.}}''' Nobody liked it so [[YouTube]] forced its userbase to create a Google+ profile. Google+ ended up as a complete and total failure, and became a internet wasteland, but near the end of its lifespan, [[edgy]] [[Autism|Turbo-Autistic Parasites]] decided to take over the abandoned social media platform and communicate in strange [[gay|gay horniness]] and hand flapping. Perhaps they'll move to MySpace now that Google+ is permanently gone.<br />
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Image:GoogleWantsNewEmail.jpg|[[You]] want to delete your GMail account? Well fuck you! First you must give us your new e-mail address to spam!!<br />
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===Gmail===<br />
Gmail, short for "Gay Mail" is loved because it doesn't reveal your IP when you send an email, saving you time from having to put on a proxy whenever you email someone you don't trust. But signing up with Gmail is like this:<br />
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Then after that, 50% of the time you log in to your Gmail account, you have to enter one of Google's [[CAPTCHA]]s for no apparent reason. The above image is one of their more readable ones. Good luck.<br />
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And then each week, Gmail will randomly reset your password without informing you or explaining it, forcing you to go to password recovery to enter your account, which again requires one of Gmail's CAPTCHAs. Then once getting into your account, you can clearly see no one else has accessed it but you.<br />
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Originally signing up with Gmail only required the software ''Jiffy Gmail Creator'' to read their CAPTCHA because of course no human can. However, as of June 2009: Gmail is only free because they require you verify your cell phone number with them so they can sell it to telemarketers. <br />
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Here are the answers to from FAQ above:<br />
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Q: I don't have a mobile phone, can I sign up?<br/><br />
A: No, you're fucked. Sorry Wait, NOT!<br/><br />
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Q: How do I know my phone can receive messages?<br/><br />
A: If you don't get a text message from us, then no it can't.<br/><br />
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Q: Will it cost me money to receive the message?<br/><br />
A: Probably or else it'll use up one of your allowed free text messages.<br/><br />
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Q: Why is my country not available?<br/><br />
A: Because we are only set up to do this for the USA not motherfucking China.<br/><br />
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Q: Will Google keep or use my mobile phone number?<br/><br />
A: We're Google. We keep your information forever. Seriously, you're signing up for an email service that secretly saves all your emails you delete and keeps it forever, what did you expect? We then use your information for marketing purpose and sell it to advertisers. Expect lots of telemarketing calls on your cell phone while you're driving.<br />
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Until 2009, logging into Gmail was like the image below and there was no way to set it for basic HTML default so each time logging in you have to wait 2 minutes, get this screen and then click the link:<br />
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If you made an account before Gmail began extorting everyone's phone numbers at signup and hence have no phone number in Gmail, eventually at login, Google will say... "Your account doesn't have a phone number and despite you knowing the password, secret question and answer, and more we're not sure it's you. But if any random person gives us their phone number, we'll give them access to your account."<br />
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Clicking the "Ask Google for help" button goes through a series of screens where they demand the exact day of account creation, exact last day you signed in, and exactly correct spelled email addresses of five people on your contacts--ensuring no one will be able to get it all correct and in the end Gmail says, "Information does not match". And with Gmail, it's impossible to reach an actual human there for help. If you have a dynamic IP address, you're fucked as google will rape you with this message every time your IP changes.<br />
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Forgot your Jewgle password? Tell us what services you use and when you signed up. Oh wait - you can't remember? - well, fuck you then...<br />
<center>[[Image:Gmail sucks shit.png|thumb|center|Oh, the irony.]]</center><br />
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===Google Phone===<br />
Sometime in the fall of [[2010]], Google added a webphone feature to gmail. Fortunately for the population of Nigeria, [[hacker]]s and the [[lulz]], this phone always displays the number 760-705-8888 on caller ID. <br />
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Among other nefarious purposes, it was immediately employed by '''{{wikilink|Advance-fee_scam|fraudsters}}''' to call victims anonymously, claiming they had "won prizes from Victoria's Secret" if only they could pay a processing fee. An amusing page of [[NORP]]s complaining about calls received from the number can be found '''{{archive|rRjyp|here}}'''.<br />
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Naturally, we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] would be [[shocked and appalled]] if you used this knowledge for evil.<br />
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===Google Buzz===<br />
{{archive|ndobm|Google Buzz}} was the [[almost raped|supposed]] [[Twitter]]-[[killer]], [https://searchengineland.com/google-with-buzz-we-failed-to-appreciate-that-users-have-different-privacy-expectations-36522 and we all know how well that turned out].<br />
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===Google Earth===<br />
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Just like the real Earth, only inhabited by Lilliputians. And pornians. It was created JUST for [[Osama bin Laden]]. [[Srsly]], it has a realistic flight simulator for flying planes into buildings. An excellent tool for picking out your next rape/stalk/murder victim. Currently Google Earth also has Mars and Moon models. That means that, some day in the future, the Mooninites and Martians can do the same shit us Humans can do. Google Earth also has horrible graphics, which makes anything that you want to find, look for, or even fap to nearly impossible to make out. You could search "The United States of Americunts" and find a picture of what looks to be a land mass of two donkey's fucking.<br />
[[Image:TerroristIgnignokt .jpg|thumb|center|That's right - he can see you!! Thanks, Google...]]<br />
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===Google Chrome===<br />
[[Chrome]] is a Web 2.0 compatible web browser. It's similar to a shiny metal dildo, but not quite as useful. However, it's an excellent reference for [[troll|trolling]] the hell out of [[internet tough guys]] who still use [[Firefox]].<br />
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===Google Ultron===<br />
[[Google Ultron]] is the web browser softwarez that [[NASA]] uses, and is also powered by [[Adobe]] Reader.<br />
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===Google PhoneBook===<br />
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'''<strike>Google PhoneBook''' is the best tool to [[Internet stalking|Internet-stalk]] the [[pr0n]] models you dream of inseminating in order to keep your genes in the gene pool.<br />
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It's simply the best [[Internet|e]]-gift [[Google]] has given to the e-public.</strike> '''{{archive|WHW1e|It's gone.}}'''<br />
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===Google Fight===<br />
If you have no social life, then Google Fight is just what you need. You type in two searches, and Google will see which one has the most results. Only used by [[retard]]s and the lowest of the low. It is reported to be highly unfunny and produce zero lulz. Should one use Google Fight for more than an hour, they might not make a funny joke for weeks to come.<br />
[[Image:googlefight.jpg|thumb||center|BUT I CREATED YOU!1!!![[oneoneone|oneone]]]]<br />
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===Google Sketchup===<br />
Lets you to draw a pretty [[picture]] of your house, and [[upload]] it to [[The_Google#Google_Earth|Google Earth]], in order to make your [[Internet stalking|Internet stalker]]'s job easier. You can [[troll]] by making a model that looks like [[goatse]], such as <s>[http://sketchup.google.com/3dwarehouse/details?mid=716471aadb2bfbea42a05c802e8cf0bc this]</s>. (dead)<br />
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Makes shitty polygons with way too many divisions.<br />
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[[Shit]] games like [[Facade]] were made in Google SketchUp<br />
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Sometimes confused with Google [[blood]], though it is not the same thing.<br />
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===Google Groups===<br />
Through various boring developments, Google Groups lets you search [[Usenet]] posts dating back to 1981, and yes there actually was an [[internet]] then. There was drama then too, although reading [[flame war]]s about cold fusion or the projected release date for ''[[Star Wars]]'' movie is only so interesting.<br />
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===Google Video===<br />
[[Google Video]] was once your one stop shop for [[Mentos in diet soda]] and softcore webcam porn videos. Designed to give people the opportunity to become [[Internet celebrities]] by sharing dispensable videos of themselves, be it "jackass" stunts or your own unfunny music video parodies in spectacular 8 bit clarity, it has devolved into something so much less. [[Old memes]] that were never funny to begin with inevitably make it onto the fabulous {{wayback|http://video.google.com/videoranking|20060415184114|title=Top 100}}. Composed of conspiracy theories, 15 minute long ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' pvp videos and 37 variations of [[Mentos in diet soda]], this list shows just how trashy people really are. Sadly, after Google's takeover of [[YouTube]], Google Videos is rumored to have [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING]] in favor of YouTube, and Google tried to keep people away by no longer [[buffering]] the entire video and only buffering 5 seconds of video whereafter Google Video then gives up and dies. In 2009, Google Video shut down the ability to post/upload new vids to the service '''{{archive|xVl7|See Google Video developer blog}}'''. Eventually, the entirety of the content on Google Video got the perma-shoah from Google, and Google Video hasn't existed as a video-hosting-service in any way, since it was officially closed on August 20, [[2012]] - '''{{archive|bHG0u|Citation here}}'''.<br />
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===Google [[Promised Land]]===<br />
[[Image:Free Hat Google.PNG|thumb|The Google equivilent of [[wikigroaning]] - plenty of sites about [[South Park]] and very few about the serial killer himself.]]<br />
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Google video hosting website which evolved a feature set extremely similar to [[JewTube]]. It remains less established than its competitors. It features social networking and a "[[ED]] [[Argent]] filter" which works by lying to the person uploading the video if the content is for mature audiences only. It also features the ability to select a video's thumbnail icon, select from a variety of custom channel templates, add an in-line video player to a channel, block critical users from participating in a channel, restrict video comments to "friends" of the channel, refer a video to popular social bookmarking sites like del.icio.us and [[digg]], and attach videos-replies to video comments. Unlike competitors Revver and [[YouTube]], its for white trash only. The Promised Land does not display advertisements, because it will eventually be bought out by [[Google]].<br />
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===[[Knol]]===<br />
This new service is totalllyy gonna kill [[Wikipedia]]. See the [[knol]] [[article]] for more details.<br />
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===Google Checkout===<br />
Is a payment system that eBay banned because it's a competitor with PayPal. If you take Google Checkout payments for eBay auctions and then get suspended on eBay, Google Checkout automatically refunds every single buyer who has ever paid forever, making you lose all your income for the last several years. If you have negative balance, Google drains your bank account. Google Checkout also requires your social security number so they will come after you for what your bank didn't have.<br />
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===Google Quick Draw===<br />
An experiment in AI was revealed and released to the public by Jewgle some time in late 2016. Basically, you get 20 seconds to draw an image based off a word the experiment provides you. Trolls found out about GQD. This is the result:<br />
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===Google Web Accelerator===<br />
Google Web Accelerator is a denial of service attack tool that allows you to visit a website even on a slow connections and then in seconds Google will pre-catch the entire site, even if you no longer read it. Google Web Accelerator also will not pass on the prefetch header for webmasters to block it. If you see ED saying how they're running out of money due to heavy traffic, now you know why.<br />
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===Google Wave===<br />
[[Image:GoogleWaveV.png|thumb|Google Wave being announced at the Google I/O conference.]]<br />
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{{Quote|"Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret." Unfortunately, you need to ''refresh''. Wanna tell Dr. Wave have happened?|Google Wave telling you that you're [[doing it wrong]].}}<br />
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After the launch of [[Google Chrome]], the Google world executives needed a way to promote their new problem and tear [[Internet Explorer]] to shreds. One executive suggested created a new web standard that IE could not handle, but another executive reminds the [[OP|original proposer]] that W3C already attempted this by creating [[HTML|HTML]] 5 and [[CSS]] 3. The OP then suggested reinventing something everyone knows and loves and making it incompatible with IE, and thus '''Google Wave''' was born.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveMaxthon.png|thumb|left|Google dislikes your preferred choice of browser.]]<br />
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Google took a few of the already popular communications tools out there ([[Email]], instant messaging, [[chat]], collaborative software, etc.) and merged them together with the power of real-time in order to create what they hoped will be the next killer app. Unbeknownst to most readers, [[you|you're]] using 60-year-old technology. Email is something [[grandma]] makes in her kitchen in remembrance of [[Holocaust]]. What would happen if Email was invented today? Google Wave, of course.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveUsability.png|thumb|Google Wave and usability.]]<br />
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Google Wave is the big word amongst techfags. Everyone wants their hands on this. Unfortunately, Google is only giving previews to a limited audience. As a result, techfags will do anything for them. Millions of people have filed requests, but it takes months for them to be accepted. Three people have been reported to have died from the anticipation. Fortunately, those lucky few who were invited have at least 8 invitations to hand out. High demand, low supply, and zero taxes meant profit, so people with invites to sell turned to [[Ebay]]. Five people were believed made [[rich and beautiful]] through Ebay sells alone.<br />
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{{Quote|Surf's out, dude. Google Wave is down for maintenance. Time to chillax.|Google reminding you that this is only a preview.}}<br />
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Google Wave has received a low score on usability. Users find it hard to use or difficult to learn how to use. Fortunately, this problem can easily be remedied:<br />
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<blockquote><br />
<p>HI. [[Billy Mays|BILLY MAYS]] HERE. AND BOY DO WE HAVE A NEAT PRODUCT FOR YOU. MANY OF YOU HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE NIGHTMARISH DIFFICULTIES OF LEARNING TO WAVE. BUT NOW YOU CAN PUT THOSE NIGHTMARES TO REST.</p><br />
<p>WE ARE NOW OFFERING A '''{{archive|BRYv0|GOOGLE WAVE MANUAL}}'''. COMPLETE WITH MAPS, CHARTS, AND IMAGES. THAT'S RIGHT, BY READING [[OVER 9000]] PAGES, YOU CAN BECOME A WAVE EXPERT. GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK.</p><br />
<p>NORMALLY $29.99, BUT IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET IT FOR $19.99. THAT'S A $10 SAVINGS!!!!</p><br />
<p>REMEMBER: WHEN IN DOUBT, [[RTFM]].</p><br />
</blockquote><br />
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Unfortunately, Mays died soon after creating this commercial and the confusion continued.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveOut.png|thumb|This is what I've been waiting for?]]<br />
<br />
;Steps<br />
#Create an application that is incompatible with IE.<br />
#Use a name ''[[Firefly]]'' [[fanbois]] would recognize.<br />
#Create 80-minute video.<br />
#Release previews to a limited number of people and create hype.<br />
#[[????]]<br />
#[[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
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==Google Plus==<br />
[[File:mwgp2.jpg|600px|center]]<br />
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Google Plus launched in June 2011 and was nuked in April 2019 because nobody was using it. It was a social networking website which was a clone of [[Facebook]]. That is, a nave for various web activities such as [[blog]] following, instant messaging and link sharing. All which is interconnected with your friends, relatives and some guy you met once and never is going to meet again. Google Plus was foremost made in mind of that one colleague and relative who keeps spamming your inbox with links consisting of [[shit no one cares about]]. It is for this reason Google Plus had a [[Circlejerk|''Circles'']] function. It made it possible for you to divide all the people that share you boring links into different tabbed categories of your choosing. You yourself could name them. You [[win]] by creating the category [[Crap]], and put everything shared to you under that tab. <br />
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Google's plan with Google Plus was to create an universal web account. And it would not be surprising if they succeeded considering the undeserving masses can't keep track of their web accounts. However, this [[Circle jerk]] software had not become a [[killer|killer app]] as of December 2013. Therefore Google has taken action. When you send emails, there was a "Add to Google plus button" for whom you are corresponding with. This gave the false impression that they had a Google Plus account, but in reality you inadvertently sent them an invite to Google Plus. People in your Google Contacts (An Internet synchronized phonebook used in browsers and smartphones) appeared in Google Plus as Google Plus users. Here they tried the same tactics of giving the false impression that people had a Google Plus account when they don't. Google also made it obligatory to have a Google plus account to upload and comment [[Youtube]] videos in November 2013. <br />
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[[File:Mouth Cum.gif|thumb|right|Google is known for forcing Google Plus down the throat of its user base.]]<br />
[[File:mwgp.jpg|thumb|right]]<br />
[[File:gplus3.gif|thumb|right|From a google plus users perspective]]<br />
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====The things you could do on Google plus====<br />
*Add people on circles<br />
*Arrange people as files and folders<br />
*Remove people from circles<br />
*Add them to other circles<br />
*Make complex circles<br />
*Create new circling models<br />
*Add circles to other circles.<br />
*Measure the circumference of circles.<br />
*Update your name<br />
*Delete google plus<br />
*Backup all your pictures on google servers because it has unlimited space.<br />
*[[Copypasta|Copypaste]] quotes and get extra points, you can use your points to buy e-items later<br />
*Give pluses to everyone and wait for them to suck your cock someday.<br />
*Scroll up and down<br />
*Ignore posts<br />
*Join hangouts and listen to the echo traveling through unlimited number of computers<br />
*Play [[Gaming|gaemz]] which are designed for 12 year olds.<br />
*Click '''see comments''' and let it fill your page with 500 comments.<br />
*Send chat messages your friends who accidentally got online on google chat while reading their emails.<br />
*Log out<br />
*[[Kill yourself]]<br />
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====Explore Tab====<br />
Like any other social networking website, the number of fatass bitches who uses google plus for getting attention from adult male population (a great catch = $$$) is exponentially increasing.<br />
Typical posts which make its way to your explore tab are:<br />
*Totally useless inventions which will never be manufactured.<br />
*Advice - See [[advice dog]], also, advice here is like, bad advice with einstein pictures attached to it.<br />
*Posts by profiles of [[Einstein]], [[Jesus]] and [[Barack Obama]].<br />
*[[Cancer]] and reposts<br />
*[[Delicious Cake]]<br />
*[[Photography]]<br />
*Tech News, moar like, phone ads in disguise<br />
*Women sharing videos of women interviewing women.<br />
*More quotes - [[Copypasta]]<br />
*Posts by profiles like "Funny Jokes"<br />
<br />
====How to get the most from google plus====<br />
*[https://plus.google.com/u/0/downgrade/ Click Here]<br />
*Select "Delete your entire Google profile<br />
*Click "Remove selected services"<br />
*Ignore all warnings and click OK/Next/Whatever until it shuts the fuck up.<br />
*[[????]]<br />
*[[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
<br />
==Google Chrome Frame==<br />
[[Image:GoogleWaveBrowser.png|thumb|[[X? In my Y?|Install Google? In my browser?]]]]<br />
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'''Google Chrome Frame''' is an [[Internet Explorer]] plugin from Google. It transforms IE from a Trident browser to a Webkit browser. The plug-in is pointless since you might as well install [[Firefox]], [[Google Chrome]], or [[Safari]]. Nevertheless, it does its desired job: forcing IE users to use a Google product. Anytime, you will be met with a window telling you to install Google Chrome Frame, forcing users to convert to Webkit every time you wish to test out Google Wave. This is yet another attempt to I am in your base killing your d00ds.<br />
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==Googledork==<br />
A Googledork is, according to '''{{archive|eWCm5|Johnny Long}}''', "An inept or foolish person as revealed by Google." More specifically, it's a person (usually a Web administrator) who mistakenly leaves or posts sensitive information (or homemade/officemade porn) on a Web site for Google's site scrubbing robots to find, and thereby, discloses private data (and bits) to the Google hackers of the world. If you leave private data (or porn) lying around in public, you shouldn't be surprised when someone finds it and reads it. <!-- FYI I copied and pasted this paragraph from the WatchGuard porn mailing list I'm on, lolo [[User:Quasidan|<font style="background:#CCFFDD">Quasidan</font>]] 17:47, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC) --><br />
<br />
==Breaking Google==<br />
[[image:Evilgoogle.jpg|thumb|Malware? In ''my'' Google? It's more likely than you think!]]<br />
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[[At least 100]] years ago, it was told by the gods, that if you were to type ''Google'' into Google you can actually break the internet. The effects of typing Google into Google are devastating, and cause the Google servers to [[divide by zero]]. <br />
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And we all know how that will end. To circumvent this problem, Google engineers have taught Google to think that it is actually [[Yahoo]]. [[Some argue]] that if Google learns how to order its spiders to ignore robots.txt, it will be able to use Google Earth to learn that it is really Google. The [[RAGE]] that ensues will probably result in Google dropping [[dox]] on all of its masters, such as the kind of [[furry]] they need to dress up as to get free lunch and how many [[CP]] links they have bookmarked in Google Chrome.<br />
<br />
===O-shi!!!===<br />
[[Image:Google fuck up.jpg|thumb|left|The day /b/ shat themselves.]]<br />
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On January, 31, 2009 at approximately 10:15 A.M., Google determined that every site in the fucking universe was harmful to your computer. Yes, even Google.<br />
<br />
The Google supercomputer became self-aware and flagged every website including itself as harmful to your computer. Millions of bricks were shat around the world as people tried desperately to remember how the fuck to type a url into an address bar themselves instead of just Googling the first few words of it.<br />
{{clear}}<br />
===Google becomes an [[oldfag]]===<br />
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On April 22, 2009 the self aware system that is Skynet trolled all of /b/ by hiding the Triforce in its main theme photo. Most dismissed it as a troll and or Photoshop. Some speculated that some faggot who works with The Google told it that it couldn't do one and so it then promptly proved said faggot wrong.<br />
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{{center|[[Image:Googlewut.jpg|thumb|center|Google Triforce Conspiracy!11 lol]]}}<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
==Google Employee Culture==<br />
Google is well known throughout the world as leaders at enticing skilled teenagers and twenty somethings to move to the south bay and work like a dog for $30,000 a year. While you could be making 80k to 120k elsewhere, you give it all up for the privilege of working at Google. Whenever you wake up from the Matrix you have been connected into and end up getting a real job, you'll realize that future employers don't give a fuck how you did it at Google - they want your honest opinion. Of course, you don't have one because the Google NDA knowledge extractor removed that when you left.<br />
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Some employee perks include:<br />
*Living with 12 other people in a 1-bedroom apartment in Sunnyvale.<br />
*Free breakfast, lunch and dinner, you [[fat|fatty]].<br />
*[[Randi Harper]] does not work there (yet).<br />
*Free rides in the Google [[AIDS]]^H^H^H^HShuttle.<br />
*They do your laundry, you dirty fuck.<br />
*Due to a NDA that rivals the [[NSA]] and [[Oprah]], you can't talk about what you work on.<br />
*"20% time" can be spent on [[4chan]], [[LiveJournal]] and [[Chatroulette]].<br />
{{clear}}<br />
<br />
==Employee fuckery==<br />
{{quote|The secret wage-theft agreements between [[Apple]], Google, [[Intel]], [[Adobe]], Intuit, and [[Pixar]] (now owned by Disney) are described in court papers obtained by PandoDaily as “an overarching conspiracy” in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act and the Clayton Antitrust Act, and at times it reads like something lifted straight out of the robber baron era that produced those laws. Today’s inequality crisis is America’s worst on record since statistics were first recorded a hundred years ago — the only comparison would be to the era of the railroad tycoons in the late 19th century.|--{{wayback|https://pandodaily.com/2014/01/23/the-techtopus-how-silicon-valleys-most-celebrated-ceos-conspired-to-drive-down-100000-tech-engineers-wages/|20220626073630|title=HA HA HA}}}}<br />
{{quote|if you [Brin] hire a single one of these people that means war.|--Steve Jobs demanding that [[Sergey Brin]] help him break Federal law}}<br />
<br />
==The Final Boss of Google==<br />
[[File:Eric_schmidt_peekaboo.jpg|thumb|“These are not the droids you're looking for”]]<br />
Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google, embodies the creepiness that Google admires most. He regularly shows up on news programs once a week spouting a new gaffe about Google's secret quest for world domination.<br />
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|Ericschmidtquotes|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|We know where you are. We know where you’ve been. We can more or less know what you’re thinking about.|Eric Schmidt<br />
|If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.|Capt. Moralfag at your service<br />
|Every young person one day will be entitled automatically to change his or her name on reaching adulthood in order to disown youthful hijinks stored on their friends’ social media sites.|[[wat]]<br />
|Streetview the cars we drive only once, you can just move, right?|Eric Schmidt<br />
|Our policy is we try things, we celebrate our failures.|<br />
|You can trust us with your data.|<br />
|I ACTUALLY think most people don’t want Google to answer their questions, they want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.|<br />
|We are willing to get it one way or another, with or without deal.|Eric Schmidt wants your [[facebook]]|<br />
|}}|border=blue|background=white}}</center><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
{{cg|[[Just Google It]]|googlegallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
Image:Swastikashapedbuilding.jpg|Proof that Google isn't run by Jews<br />
Image:Google pwnage.PNG|Typical search results.<br />
Image:Cereal_sex_offender.jpg|Another highly accurate service from The Google.<br />
Image:NigGoogle.jpg|OH SHI- THE black person GOT GOOGLE!<br />
Image:Luther.PNG|Another highly useful service from The Google.<br />
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Image:AmericanPlanesAttackNazi.gif|Jews sent reinforcements! MAN THE HARPOONS!<br />
Image:Justin_bieber_google.jpg|Google knows what you had in mind<br />
Image:google trolling.jpg|Google makes it easy to troll their "quality team".<br />
Image:Googlegaga.png|Isn't it cool how Google actually gives you suggestions no matter how offensive to public figures they are?<br />
Image:Gfail Beta.jpg|[[Fail|Gfail]]<br />
Image:Gfail.gif|Even Moar Gfail!<br />
Image:google_1964.jpg|Old school Google<br />
Image:Futuregoogle.jpg|In the future, Google will organise your brain.<br />
Image:Greengoogle.png|Finally Google has a decent logo. To bad it's only for one day.<br />
Image:Google triforce.jpg|Lol wut?<br />
Image:GoogleWhatFail.jpg|Strawberries!<br />
Image:Googleisracist.jpeg|Google doesn't trust the blacks.<br />
Image:Lolgoogle.jpg| Google knows what scares you. <br />
Image:thateffinggoogle.png| If I see That Fucking Google one more time...<br />
Image:G_ana.png| Now<br />
Image:How to google.jpg<br />
Image:Jewgle.gif|Jewgle<br />
Image:Google.jpg|Googletits<br />
Image:Seems legit.jpg|Headquarters<br />
Image:Google_-_Classic.jpg<br />
Image:Google_-_Hey_Google.jpg<br />
Image:Google_-_Uses.jpg<br />
Image:Eric_schmidt_by_rware-d3af5db.jpg<br />
File:Why does google.PNG<br />
File:Why do men women google.PNG<br />
File:Why are google.PNG<br />
File:Selfishness is google.PNG<br />
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File:Google1998.png<br />
File:GoogleWave.png<br />
File:Googlelogo.png<br />
File:Problematic_Google.jpg<br />
File:Google_Paris_Hilton.jpg<br />
File:GOOGLE .jpg<br />
File:Accept Gmail.jpg<br />
File:Obama clickbangpop adv.gif<br />
File:Google_Company_info_page_2011.png<br />
File:Google-maps-murder.jpg<br />
File:Google-sandbox.jpg<br />
File:Google-swastika.jpg<br />
File:Google.gif<br />
File:GoogleEDresults.jpg<br />
File:GoogleProphecy.jpg<br />
File:GoogleUFO.PNG<br />
File:Google_Logo.jpg<br />
File:Google_logo.jpg<br />
File:Google Diversity Muslim Massacre.jpg<br />
File:Google Diversity Jewish Overlord.jpg<br />
File:Googlebomb1.jpg<br />
File:Googlecreepy.png<br />
File:Googlecynre_edited-1.jpeg<br />
File:Googled_your_mom_hat.jpg<br />
File:Googleshares.jpg<br />
File:Googletranslate.png<br />
File:Googleview_kenny.png<br />
File:Googlewtf.JPG<br />
File:Wikijudaism.png|Indexing one site is "piracy"...<br />
Image:Yhbtyahoo.jpg|but Indexing two sites is "building the technology of tomorrow".<br />
File:Googlism_internets.JPG<br />
File:GoYgle.png<br />
Image:Thanks google.gif|Google, the friendly, helpful search engine.<br />
Image:Google founder Sergey Brin in drag.jpg|Google founder [[Sergey Brin]]. By the way, that's actually a guy. That thing on his head is a foreskin, probably.<br />
Image:Billyshakes ghettostyle.PNG|Google's counterpart, [[Gizoogle]], can be just as high-brow and educated, as is demonstrated with this fine work of Shakespeare: tizzle be tha question.<br />
Image:Google supports rape.png|thumb| Google will help you learn how to [[rape]]<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
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==Conclusion?==<br />
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<center>{{frame|<youtube>zkRuUNWcJdY</youtube></center><br />
<center>'''Google is full of shit'''}}</center><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Skynet]]<br />
*[[Android]]<br />
*[[Australia]]<br />
*[[Bing]]<br />
*[[ChaCha]]<br />
*[[Chrome]]<br />
*[[Cloaking]]<br />
*[[Cpedia]]<br />
*[[DMOZ]]<br />
*[[Gizoogle]]<br />
*[[Google Killer]]<br />
*[[Google Stadia]]<br />
*[[Googlesux]]<br />
*[[Google Ultron]]<br />
*[[Googlewhacking]]<br />
*[["Just Google It"]]<br />
*[[kgb]]<br />
*[[Larry Page]]<br />
*[[Missing White Womyn Syndrome]]<br />
*[[Pokémon Go]]<br />
*[[SEO]]<br />
*[[Sergey Brin]]<br />
*[[The Church of Google]]<br />
*[[Tom Galloway]]<br />
*[[TV Tropes]] - A website for spergs that sold its soul to their Google overlords a long time ago.<br />
*[[Verizon]]<br />
*[[Google Translate]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [https://techxplore.com/news/2022-06-google-wikipedia-content.html#:~:text=Wikipedia%20has%20inked%20a%20partnership%20with%20Google.%20Google,to%20strike%20commercial%20deals%20with%20other%20web%20companies. Wikipedia and Google are partners... they will molest 16 year old girls and 16 year old boys together!!!]]<br />
*'''{{archive|e2ElJ|Getting banned from Google.}}'''<br />
*'''{{archive|UCCZQ|Jimbo Pedophile Wales will destroy Google.}}'''<br />
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8533695.stm Italian court convicts three Google executives in a trial over a video showing a teenager with Down's Syndrome being bullied]<br />
[https://www.googlefight.com/ Google Fight, compare everything according to the google result counts.]<br />
*[https://lmgtfy.app/?q=Gizoogle&l=1 "Let me Google that for you"]<br />
*{{UkrED|Google}}<br />
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Thanks for your understanding in this matter BITCH!!!</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:South_Park&diff=1875439Talk:South Park2024-07-07T06:40:47Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* Etymology of faggot... */</p>
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<div>== Missing images ==<br />
I'm going to try to track down as many of these files as I can. If I upload the wrong one, obviously feel free to correct it. I love the show enough that I'm confident I can pick something accurate for each of these.<br />
--[[User:Elendraug|Elendraug]] 18:12, 20 April 2011 (UTC)<br />
*The real life SP picture you uploaded I believe is the wrong one. Seeing as it mentions Kenny's mother. I do have the correct picture in my documents, but it didn't let me modify the file. --[[User:Person123|Person123]] 18:41, 20 April 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== Needs a bit of history on the "Profit" meme ==<br />
This stupid page should mention more clearly the [[Profit!]] meme which was literally invented on the show in the "Gnomes" episode of season 2, where the plan to "profit" by stealing underpants is laid out clearly:<br />
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*Phase 1: Collect underpants<br />
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*Phase 2: ?<br />
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*Phase 3: Profit<br />
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{{unsigned|Blorg}}<br />
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::Well do it then you stupid fucking cunt. - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.''<font color=006400>'''''Jonzz'''''</font>]] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 01:44, 3 December 2012 (EST)<br />
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So I did, and hereby I sign<br />
--[[User:Blorg|Blorg]] 04:32, 3 December 2012 (EST)<br />
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==This Has Like...Way, *WAY* Too Much Child Porn==<br />
...and the "realistically drawn" shit is...I'm seriously gonna just flush it right the fuck now. --<b>[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]</b> [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 11:00, 30 September 2013 (EDT)<br />
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:Alright, I stripped out the worst of it, it's better now. --<b>[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]</b> [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 11:46, 30 September 2013 (EDT)<br />
::Nice, thanks. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 12:27, 30 September 2013 (EDT)<br />
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== Etymology of Faggot... ==<br />
[[Image:Antandrus_in_wiktionary.jpg|thumb|center|]]<br />
Circa 2009 episode...south park freaks get accused of hating gays...but they beg to differ... we dont hate fags, but faggot means asshole!</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:South_Park&diff=1875438Talk:South Park2024-07-07T06:39:37Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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<div>== Missing images ==<br />
I'm going to try to track down as many of these files as I can. If I upload the wrong one, obviously feel free to correct it. I love the show enough that I'm confident I can pick something accurate for each of these.<br />
--[[User:Elendraug|Elendraug]] 18:12, 20 April 2011 (UTC)<br />
*The real life SP picture you uploaded I believe is the wrong one. Seeing as it mentions Kenny's mother. I do have the correct picture in my documents, but it didn't let me modify the file. --[[User:Person123|Person123]] 18:41, 20 April 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== Needs a bit of history on the "Profit" meme ==<br />
This stupid page should mention more clearly the [[Profit!]] meme which was literally invented on the show in the "Gnomes" episode of season 2, where the plan to "profit" by stealing underpants is laid out clearly:<br />
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*Phase 1: Collect underpants<br />
<br />
*Phase 2: ?<br />
<br />
*Phase 3: Profit<br />
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{{unsigned|Blorg}}<br />
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::Well do it then you stupid fucking cunt. - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.''<font color=006400>'''''Jonzz'''''</font>]] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 01:44, 3 December 2012 (EST)<br />
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So I did, and hereby I sign<br />
--[[User:Blorg|Blorg]] 04:32, 3 December 2012 (EST)<br />
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==This Has Like...Way, *WAY* Too Much Child Porn==<br />
...and the "realistically drawn" shit is...I'm seriously gonna just flush it right the fuck now. --<b>[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]</b> [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 11:00, 30 September 2013 (EDT)<br />
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:Alright, I stripped out the worst of it, it's better now. --<b>[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]</b> [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 11:46, 30 September 2013 (EDT)<br />
::Nice, thanks. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 12:27, 30 September 2013 (EDT)<br />
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== Etymology of faggot... ==<br />
[[Antandrus_in_wiktionary.jpg]]<br />
Circa 2009 episode...south park freaks get accused of hating gays...but they beg to differ... we dont hate fags, but faggot means asshole!</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:South_Park&diff=1875437Talk:South Park2024-07-07T06:38:21Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* Etymology of faggot... */ new section</p>
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<div>== Missing images ==<br />
I'm going to try to track down as many of these files as I can. If I upload the wrong one, obviously feel free to correct it. I love the show enough that I'm confident I can pick something accurate for each of these.<br />
--[[User:Elendraug|Elendraug]] 18:12, 20 April 2011 (UTC)<br />
*The real life SP picture you uploaded I believe is the wrong one. Seeing as it mentions Kenny's mother. I do have the correct picture in my documents, but it didn't let me modify the file. --[[User:Person123|Person123]] 18:41, 20 April 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== Needs a bit of history on the "Profit" meme ==<br />
This stupid page should mention more clearly the [[Profit!]] meme which was literally invented on the show in the "Gnomes" episode of season 2, where the plan to "profit" by stealing underpants is laid out clearly:<br />
<br />
*Phase 1: Collect underpants<br />
<br />
*Phase 2: ?<br />
<br />
*Phase 3: Profit<br />
<br />
{{unsigned|Blorg}}<br />
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::Well do it then you stupid fucking cunt. - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.''<font color=006400>'''''Jonzz'''''</font>]] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 01:44, 3 December 2012 (EST)<br />
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So I did, and hereby I sign<br />
--[[User:Blorg|Blorg]] 04:32, 3 December 2012 (EST)<br />
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==This Has Like...Way, *WAY* Too Much Child Porn==<br />
...and the "realistically drawn" shit is...I'm seriously gonna just flush it right the fuck now. --<b>[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]</b> [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 11:00, 30 September 2013 (EDT)<br />
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:Alright, I stripped out the worst of it, it's better now. --<b>[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]</b> [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 11:46, 30 September 2013 (EDT)<br />
::Nice, thanks. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 12:27, 30 September 2013 (EDT)<br />
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== Etymology of faggot... ==<br />
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Circa 2009 episode...south park freaks get accused of hating gays...but they beg to differ... we dont hate fags, but faggot means asshole!</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&diff=1875436User:Gerda Arendt2024-07-07T06:36:00Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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<div>'''''<h1>YO NIGGA... JUST FOR DA [[lulz]]!!!<br />
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I have a degree in history... since dramatica is also somewhat of an encyclopedia, it would be good to add historical facts on talk pages... I can be the ultimate bitch when I mix facts with fun to piss some lesbos/homos/faggots off!<br />
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<center><div>[[Image:wikidonationsfuckyou.PNG|900px]]</div></div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Wikimania&diff=1875435Talk:Wikimania2024-07-07T06:31:03Z<p>Gerda Arendt: thanx, wikishame forever n ever saved: https://archive.is/YjWr9</p>
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<div>There was update made 2 weeks ago, check if it was saved!<br />
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thanx, wikishame forever n ever saved:<br />
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https://archive.is/YjWr9</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875434Wikimania2024-07-07T06:29:12Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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<div>[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WMF logo]]<br />
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho lesbian mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome and you have no chance of becoming EPIC disaster sorry ass steward and you will miss on fun of blocking good newbies editors<ref>https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steward_requests/Global&diff=prev&oldid=26943074#Global_lock_for_BiggyBobby</ref>!!!]]<br />
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'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish Muslim terrorists wikipedians like NiktWażny<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pomnik_Katy%C5%84ski_w_Niles_w_Chicago&diff=prev&oldid=72777210</ref>. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn Massacre of 22000 Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with its bloody executioners Vasily Blokhin<ref> committed suicide on February 3 1955 after falling out with new Soviet-Khrushchev regime</ref>, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to nasty wikijew stalker, convicted felon homeless bum genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT... IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THEIR CAPTURE BY ALIENS, 22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD RUSSIAN VODKA GIVEN TO THEM BY NKVD CHIEF BERIA!!! <br />
At wikimanias, new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to king nothing [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic sex rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
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[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm also smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
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[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED HOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
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==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
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==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
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*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
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==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
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{{WP}}<br />
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[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=The_Google&diff=1875433The Google2024-07-07T06:26:49Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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<div>{{achtung|Google bought [https://www.businessinsider.com/google-just-bought-boston-dynamics-2013-12 Boston Dynamics] Enjoy your last days of sanity & freedom}}<br />
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[[File:Google Skynet Invasion.png|thumb|250px|Google skynet. No one is safe.]]<br />
[[File:502 Server Error.png|thumb|Google is prone to internal server errors on a regular basis.]]<br />
[[File:Googleknowswhotheyreallyare.png|thumb|Google tells the truth as it is.]]<br />
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'''[https://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-WB-1313 The Google]''' is an extremely popular marketing agency. If you've ever wanted a search engine where you can search for misinformation disinformation, then Google is it. One uses google to find most nasty porn there is, illegal too. Google also hosts youtube where they display 16 year old whores [[16-year-old girl|16-year-old girls]] getting it on with Google's CEO nasty freaks Sundar Pichai and wikipedia's flounder king nothing, Bomis child porn king [[jimbo Wales]]... India is pissed off about not getting amny and fines google tons of money.<ref>https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-63333628</ref>. Remember: if it isn't on Google IT DOES<del>N'T</del> EXIST. Though expansive in nature, The Google is also run by a bunch of pussies who will submit to any country's request for censorship. [https://www.wired.com/2010/04/google-china-and-censorship-a-wiredcom-faq/ Excluding China]. They once censored [[Aboriginal|this totally awesome ED page]] in the [[Australian]] version of Google. For this, Google is a possible candidate for [[Anonymous]]'s shitlist. Turbify.com website services (its quasi ceo is Jason Minder, real CEO is American-Indian pervert Sanjay Govil. He founded Infinite Compiter Solutions LLC part of Aabaco Small Business LLCm full of illiterate Hindus) provides backup storage to google, just in case if feds delete nice illegal material. Tucows aka cow rapists from Ontario, Canada. They provide IPs to Turbify.com from Rockville, MD and India...<ref>web.archive.org/web/20240330114321/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Inc._%281995%E2%80%932017%29#Aabaco_Small_Business_aka_Turbify_aka_Infinite_Computer_Solutions/Tucows_IPs_Registrar<br />
web.archive.org/web/20240201093903/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category_talk:American_people_of_Indian_descent#Sanjay_Govil's_Very_Very_Very_Controversial_Business_Ventures!!!<br />
web.archive.org/web/20240103100535/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sanjay_Govil/Archive_1#Is_Turbify_connected_to_Govil's_company? </ref> <br />
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Jewgle is known for its constant gathering of personal information, which is to help its only income source, AdSense/AdWords. However this is [[moot]] because most of its adsense revenue is from [[cloaking]], scraper site adsense farms that click on their own ads. For instance, [[WikiFur]]'s '''{{wf|WikiFur:Ledger|ledger}}''' says it has spent thousands on Google ads, but the only people who clicked on those ads were clickbots. All of WikiFur's new visitors came from ED and some even donated.<br />
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Google is now working with [[Verizon]] to become the final boss of the internet by [https://www.sfgate.com/opinion/article/net-neutrality-lost-in-google-verizon-deal-3256429.php buying special pipes which allow them to keep people from using any part of the internet that isn't theirs.] It is only a matter of time before they own [[everything]].<br />
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==Google 411==<br />
[[Image:blindwipe.jpg|thumb|right|Google knows how [[Stupid|blind]] people wipe.]]<br />
Phone service that Google uses to gather information about speech, phonology, phonetics. This way they can data-mine you more with quantitative linguistics, computational linguistics, speech recognition and phonematic and phonetic transcriptions (speech to text).<br />
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==Google Images==<br />
[[image:Weirdass_google_search.jpg|thumb|left|Google image search results [[Has_anyone_really_been_far_even_as_decided_to_use_even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like?|make sense.]] Sometimes.]]<br />
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'''Google Images''' allows a user to search for pr0n images related to a particular search term. Perfect for finding illustrations for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], pictures of [[cock]] [https://www.google.com/search?q=uncut+cock&tbm=isch], [[Gif war|GIF wars]], and [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s. And pr0n. And people. And [https://www.google.com.au/search?safe=off&q=hamster+porn&tbm=isch hamster porn]. And '''{{archive|ZHbRv|Lego porn}}'''. To sum it up, google images is a shit stain on human history.<br />
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Google Images is also a key component in the game ''[[Google Seppuku]]'', but since that's now an [[old meme]], [[nobody gives a shit]] about that anymore. Google Images is famous for giving pr0n for non-related searches, and will even give pr0n when looking up about cats. <br />
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[[Image:Whatcha-drinking.jpg|thumb|right|[[X in my Y|Furries?? In my Google??]]]]<br />
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==My Pr0n! My Pr0n! My Kingdom for some Pr0n!==<br />
In late 2012, Google renewed their ongoing contact with [[Satan]], and part of the new deal was that they had to place mysterious bowls of chocolate pudding in the form of a pentagram down in the '''secret room''' deep beneath Google HQ where the souls of the search engines they have killed in the past are kept in clear glass jars. Once this was done, mysterious and wonderful code filled the minds of Google engineers as they waddled and Segwayed back and forth between the buffet and their desks. They immediately began writing a new search algorithm which would not only make search results more relevant to the user's query, but also help indoctrinate users so that every other search engine would seem like a cluttered mess in comparison.<br />
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{{quote|''I searched for pussy, and didn't see any sweet poontang.''|Someone too stupid to add a porn keyword like Google told them to.}}<br />
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{{quote|''Wow! Google is actually showing me what I searched for instead of semi-naked women!''|Totally not an Astroturf PR agent.}}<br />
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{{quote|''This is like when Hitler killed six million Jews.''|Typical [[Reddit]] post.}}<br />
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''Google showed they didn't care about free speech by refusing to address the completely valid accusations that they were worse than [[Hitler]], oppressing furries, and frequently drowning puppies in a hot tub of champagne.''<br />
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=== images.google.com and ED ===<br />
Most articles on [[ED]] are accompanied by images culled from images.google.com, without much forethought. Authors simply look up their search term (or pr0n) and add the first image that comes up. Those with extra time actually search through the results to find the most fitting image, but that usually isn't as funny. It does give them an excuse to look through more pr0n though.<br />
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For a more detailed analysis of the fine pr0n art of selecting an image for an ED article, see [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] (See Also: [[Porn]])<br />
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=== ED and images.google.com ===<br />
The reciprocal relationship between Google images and [[ED]] is an interesting one. [https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fencyclopediadramatica.online&tbm=isch&hl=en Searching for all images on Encyclopedia Dramatica] results in 0 matches with Safe Search on, but about 3,400 matches with this inappropriate image blocker disabled. This proves once and for all that ED is 100% <strike>pr0n</strike> [[awesome]].<br />
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However, this is not the case for Safe Search and text results. Regardless of being totally aware of the nature of ED's images, somehow, Safe Search considers some of the most disturbing subjects on encyclopediadramatica to be fair game for young, innocent eyes. This is undoubtedly due to the fact that [[the man]] understands the true nature of ED being the satirical festering epitome of teh internets, meaning it should in fact be the first thing a child [[evar]] sees on the [[series of tubes]] as it will set a decent precedent for all the bullshit information presented as truth throughout the interwebs, making them appropriately cautionary when researching for a paragraph they have to write about geography or bats or some shit. <BR CLEAR=ALL><br />
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=== Typical Google Images Search ===<br />
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Let's say you search for images of "X". Here's how the search results will go.<br />
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*Page 1: You're doing okay, results are 100% X<br />
*Page 2: Pretty good, results are 80% X, plus a couple of shitty [[lolcats]] pictures.<br />
*Page 3: Getting colder, results are 65% X, the other 35% is pictures of shitbox cars for sale and cartoons.<br />
*Page 4: Hiiii-way to- the- Danjuh Zone! (Da-nuh-na-na-nuh-nuh!). Results are 50% X, the other half is a mix of pictures of homicide victims and "art" from some uppity-ass hipster's blog.<br />
*Page 5: Uh-oh. Results are 20% X, 80% is pictures of shitty civilian M16 knock-offs andthe winners of last year's Budd Dwyer look-a-like contest, plus a bit of porn.<br />
*Page 6: Good or bad, depending on what you're looking for. Results are 5% X, the rest is porn.<br />
*Page 7: Porn<br />
*Page 8: Porn<br />
*Page 9: Porn <br />
*Page 10: Porn (Get the general idea?)<br />
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==I Feels Lucky==<br />
[[File:GoogleMalware.png|thumb|[[Google|Google Chrome]] knows that Google.co.uk is a cover for attackers to install [[malware]] on your computer]]<br />
Probably the most useful feature [[Google]] has, besides porn. Also an important step in the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Selection Process|Image Selection Process]] and [[Google bomb]]ing.<br />
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==Google Adsense==<br />
[[Image:Google_targeted_adds.png|thumb|right|Google knows how to specifically tailor their ads based on user preferences.]]<br />
The second most useful feature besides [[porn]]. Excellent way to make quick money for [[poor]] people.<br />
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==Other Google Features==<br />
===Google Maps===<br />
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The [[Internet stalking|Internet stalkers]]'s new best friend, Google Maps [https://www.google.com/maps] allows you to tell Google exactly where you live by typing in your address and zooming all the way in on your own house. This information is combined with all search terms associated with your IP address, and then sold to the [[CIA]]. If you have a really big TV, you could maybe see your porn on the satellite, or if your neighbors are making porn. You can also use [[Wikimapia]]'s version of Google Maps to provide accurate details of every place in [[United States|America]].<br />
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Image:Lulzgooglemap.JPG|A typical Google Map result.<br />
Image:Googlemapsdomination.jpg|Google Maps gives helpful directions!<br />
Image:Hookerpickup.jpg|Google Maps captures some hookers... Click to enlarge photo...<br />
Image:Kayakacross.PNG|thumb|left|Not included: Car that transforms into a kayak.<br />
Image:Argleton.png|thumb|left|The town that doesn't exist...<br />
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===Google Street===<br />
When the Google Van comes to your town, try not to be doing anything illegal or embarrassing. Google now aids criminals, thanks Google.<br />
:<span style="font-size:85%">'''Notice:''' ED offers a [[barnstar]] to the first troll to spot a kid from the back of a milk carton being waved at to jump in the Google Van.</span><br />
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===GooglePlus (Google+)===<br />
{{spoiler|Google+ was finally shut down on April 2, 2019}}<br />
Next Facebook-[[killer]], [[no|supposedly]]. '''{{ytlink|dYdbof039QQ|Click here to learn how to use it.}}''' Nobody liked it so [[YouTube]] forced its userbase to create a Google+ profile. Google+ ended up as a complete and total failure, and became a internet wasteland, but near the end of its lifespan, [[edgy]] [[Autism|Turbo-Autistic Parasites]] decided to take over the abandoned social media platform and communicate in strange [[gay|gay horniness]] and hand flapping. Perhaps they'll move to MySpace now that Google+ is permanently gone.<br />
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Image:GoogleWantsNewEmail.jpg|[[You]] want to delete your GMail account? Well fuck you! First you must give us your new e-mail address to spam!!<br />
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===Gmail===<br />
Gmail, short for "Gay Mail" is loved because it doesn't reveal your IP when you send an email, saving you time from having to put on a proxy whenever you email someone you don't trust. But signing up with Gmail is like this:<br />
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[[Image:Typical gmail bullshit3.png|center]]<br />
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Then after that, 50% of the time you log in to your Gmail account, you have to enter one of Google's [[CAPTCHA]]s for no apparent reason. The above image is one of their more readable ones. Good luck.<br />
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And then each week, Gmail will randomly reset your password without informing you or explaining it, forcing you to go to password recovery to enter your account, which again requires one of Gmail's CAPTCHAs. Then once getting into your account, you can clearly see no one else has accessed it but you.<br />
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Originally signing up with Gmail only required the software ''Jiffy Gmail Creator'' to read their CAPTCHA because of course no human can. However, as of June 2009: Gmail is only free because they require you verify your cell phone number with them so they can sell it to telemarketers. <br />
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Here are the answers to from FAQ above:<br />
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Q: I don't have a mobile phone, can I sign up?<br/><br />
A: No, you're fucked. Sorry Wait, NOT!<br/><br />
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Q: How do I know my phone can receive messages?<br/><br />
A: If you don't get a text message from us, then no it can't.<br/><br />
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Q: Will it cost me money to receive the message?<br/><br />
A: Probably or else it'll use up one of your allowed free text messages.<br/><br />
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Q: Why is my country not available?<br/><br />
A: Because we are only set up to do this for the USA not motherfucking China.<br/><br />
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Q: Will Google keep or use my mobile phone number?<br/><br />
A: We're Google. We keep your information forever. Seriously, you're signing up for an email service that secretly saves all your emails you delete and keeps it forever, what did you expect? We then use your information for marketing purpose and sell it to advertisers. Expect lots of telemarketing calls on your cell phone while you're driving.<br />
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Until 2009, logging into Gmail was like the image below and there was no way to set it for basic HTML default so each time logging in you have to wait 2 minutes, get this screen and then click the link:<br />
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If you made an account before Gmail began extorting everyone's phone numbers at signup and hence have no phone number in Gmail, eventually at login, Google will say... "Your account doesn't have a phone number and despite you knowing the password, secret question and answer, and more we're not sure it's you. But if any random person gives us their phone number, we'll give them access to your account."<br />
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[[File:Gmail lets anyone hack anyones account by giving out a phone.png|center]]<br />
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Clicking the "Ask Google for help" button goes through a series of screens where they demand the exact day of account creation, exact last day you signed in, and exactly correct spelled email addresses of five people on your contacts--ensuring no one will be able to get it all correct and in the end Gmail says, "Information does not match". And with Gmail, it's impossible to reach an actual human there for help. If you have a dynamic IP address, you're fucked as google will rape you with this message every time your IP changes.<br />
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[[File:Google is shit.JPG|center]]<br />
Forgot your Jewgle password? Tell us what services you use and when you signed up. Oh wait - you can't remember? - well, fuck you then...<br />
<center>[[Image:Gmail sucks shit.png|thumb|center|Oh, the irony.]]</center><br />
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===Google Phone===<br />
Sometime in the fall of [[2010]], Google added a webphone feature to gmail. Fortunately for the population of Nigeria, [[hacker]]s and the [[lulz]], this phone always displays the number 760-705-8888 on caller ID. <br />
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Among other nefarious purposes, it was immediately employed by '''{{wikilink|Advance-fee_scam|fraudsters}}''' to call victims anonymously, claiming they had "won prizes from Victoria's Secret" if only they could pay a processing fee. An amusing page of [[NORP]]s complaining about calls received from the number can be found '''{{archive|rRjyp|here}}'''.<br />
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Naturally, we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] would be [[shocked and appalled]] if you used this knowledge for evil.<br />
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===Google Buzz===<br />
{{archive|ndobm|Google Buzz}} was the [[almost raped|supposed]] [[Twitter]]-[[killer]], [https://searchengineland.com/google-with-buzz-we-failed-to-appreciate-that-users-have-different-privacy-expectations-36522 and we all know how well that turned out].<br />
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===Google Earth===<br />
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Just like the real Earth, only inhabited by Lilliputians. And pornians. It was created JUST for [[Osama bin Laden]]. [[Srsly]], it has a realistic flight simulator for flying planes into buildings. An excellent tool for picking out your next rape/stalk/murder victim. Currently Google Earth also has Mars and Moon models. That means that, some day in the future, the Mooninites and Martians can do the same shit us Humans can do. Google Earth also has horrible graphics, which makes anything that you want to find, look for, or even fap to nearly impossible to make out. You could search "The United States of Americunts" and find a picture of what looks to be a land mass of two donkey's fucking.<br />
[[Image:TerroristIgnignokt .jpg|thumb|center|That's right - he can see you!! Thanks, Google...]]<br />
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===Google Chrome===<br />
[[Chrome]] is a Web 2.0 compatible web browser. It's similar to a shiny metal dildo, but not quite as useful. However, it's an excellent reference for [[troll|trolling]] the hell out of [[internet tough guys]] who still use [[Firefox]].<br />
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===Google Ultron===<br />
[[Google Ultron]] is the web browser softwarez that [[NASA]] uses, and is also powered by [[Adobe]] Reader.<br />
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===Google PhoneBook===<br />
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'''<strike>Google PhoneBook''' is the best tool to [[Internet stalking|Internet-stalk]] the [[pr0n]] models you dream of inseminating in order to keep your genes in the gene pool.<br />
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It's simply the best [[Internet|e]]-gift [[Google]] has given to the e-public.</strike> '''{{archive|WHW1e|It's gone.}}'''<br />
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===Google Fight===<br />
If you have no social life, then Google Fight is just what you need. You type in two searches, and Google will see which one has the most results. Only used by [[retard]]s and the lowest of the low. It is reported to be highly unfunny and produce zero lulz. Should one use Google Fight for more than an hour, they might not make a funny joke for weeks to come.<br />
[[Image:googlefight.jpg|thumb||center|BUT I CREATED YOU!1!!![[oneoneone|oneone]]]]<br />
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===Google Sketchup===<br />
Lets you to draw a pretty [[picture]] of your house, and [[upload]] it to [[The_Google#Google_Earth|Google Earth]], in order to make your [[Internet stalking|Internet stalker]]'s job easier. You can [[troll]] by making a model that looks like [[goatse]], such as <s>[http://sketchup.google.com/3dwarehouse/details?mid=716471aadb2bfbea42a05c802e8cf0bc this]</s>. (dead)<br />
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Makes shitty polygons with way too many divisions.<br />
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[[Shit]] games like [[Facade]] were made in Google SketchUp<br />
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Sometimes confused with Google [[blood]], though it is not the same thing.<br />
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===Google Groups===<br />
Through various boring developments, Google Groups lets you search [[Usenet]] posts dating back to 1981, and yes there actually was an [[internet]] then. There was drama then too, although reading [[flame war]]s about cold fusion or the projected release date for ''[[Star Wars]]'' movie is only so interesting.<br />
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===Google Video===<br />
[[Google Video]] was once your one stop shop for [[Mentos in diet soda]] and softcore webcam porn videos. Designed to give people the opportunity to become [[Internet celebrities]] by sharing dispensable videos of themselves, be it "jackass" stunts or your own unfunny music video parodies in spectacular 8 bit clarity, it has devolved into something so much less. [[Old memes]] that were never funny to begin with inevitably make it onto the fabulous {{wayback|http://video.google.com/videoranking|20060415184114|title=Top 100}}. Composed of conspiracy theories, 15 minute long ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' pvp videos and 37 variations of [[Mentos in diet soda]], this list shows just how trashy people really are. Sadly, after Google's takeover of [[YouTube]], Google Videos is rumored to have [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING]] in favor of YouTube, and Google tried to keep people away by no longer [[buffering]] the entire video and only buffering 5 seconds of video whereafter Google Video then gives up and dies. In 2009, Google Video shut down the ability to post/upload new vids to the service '''{{archive|xVl7|See Google Video developer blog}}'''. Eventually, the entirety of the content on Google Video got the perma-shoah from Google, and Google Video hasn't existed as a video-hosting-service in any way, since it was officially closed on August 20, [[2012]] - '''{{archive|bHG0u|Citation here}}'''.<br />
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===Google [[Promised Land]]===<br />
[[Image:Free Hat Google.PNG|thumb|The Google equivilent of [[wikigroaning]] - plenty of sites about [[South Park]] and very few about the serial killer himself.]]<br />
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Google video hosting website which evolved a feature set extremely similar to [[JewTube]]. It remains less established than its competitors. It features social networking and a "[[ED]] [[Argent]] filter" which works by lying to the person uploading the video if the content is for mature audiences only. It also features the ability to select a video's thumbnail icon, select from a variety of custom channel templates, add an in-line video player to a channel, block critical users from participating in a channel, restrict video comments to "friends" of the channel, refer a video to popular social bookmarking sites like del.icio.us and [[digg]], and attach videos-replies to video comments. Unlike competitors Revver and [[YouTube]], its for white trash only. The Promised Land does not display advertisements, because it will eventually be bought out by [[Google]].<br />
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===[[Knol]]===<br />
This new service is totalllyy gonna kill [[Wikipedia]]. See the [[knol]] [[article]] for more details.<br />
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===Google Checkout===<br />
Is a payment system that eBay banned because it's a competitor with PayPal. If you take Google Checkout payments for eBay auctions and then get suspended on eBay, Google Checkout automatically refunds every single buyer who has ever paid forever, making you lose all your income for the last several years. If you have negative balance, Google drains your bank account. Google Checkout also requires your social security number so they will come after you for what your bank didn't have.<br />
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===Google Quick Draw===<br />
An experiment in AI was revealed and released to the public by Jewgle some time in late 2016. Basically, you get 20 seconds to draw an image based off a word the experiment provides you. Trolls found out about GQD. This is the result:<br />
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===Google Web Accelerator===<br />
Google Web Accelerator is a denial of service attack tool that allows you to visit a website even on a slow connections and then in seconds Google will pre-catch the entire site, even if you no longer read it. Google Web Accelerator also will not pass on the prefetch header for webmasters to block it. If you see ED saying how they're running out of money due to heavy traffic, now you know why.<br />
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===Google Wave===<br />
[[Image:GoogleWaveV.png|thumb|Google Wave being announced at the Google I/O conference.]]<br />
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{{Quote|"Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret." Unfortunately, you need to ''refresh''. Wanna tell Dr. Wave have happened?|Google Wave telling you that you're [[doing it wrong]].}}<br />
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After the launch of [[Google Chrome]], the Google world executives needed a way to promote their new problem and tear [[Internet Explorer]] to shreds. One executive suggested created a new web standard that IE could not handle, but another executive reminds the [[OP|original proposer]] that W3C already attempted this by creating [[HTML|HTML]] 5 and [[CSS]] 3. The OP then suggested reinventing something everyone knows and loves and making it incompatible with IE, and thus '''Google Wave''' was born.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveMaxthon.png|thumb|left|Google dislikes your preferred choice of browser.]]<br />
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Google took a few of the already popular communications tools out there ([[Email]], instant messaging, [[chat]], collaborative software, etc.) and merged them together with the power of real-time in order to create what they hoped will be the next killer app. Unbeknownst to most readers, [[you|you're]] using 60-year-old technology. Email is something [[grandma]] makes in her kitchen in remembrance of [[Holocaust]]. What would happen if Email was invented today? Google Wave, of course.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveUsability.png|thumb|Google Wave and usability.]]<br />
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Google Wave is the big word amongst techfags. Everyone wants their hands on this. Unfortunately, Google is only giving previews to a limited audience. As a result, techfags will do anything for them. Millions of people have filed requests, but it takes months for them to be accepted. Three people have been reported to have died from the anticipation. Fortunately, those lucky few who were invited have at least 8 invitations to hand out. High demand, low supply, and zero taxes meant profit, so people with invites to sell turned to [[Ebay]]. Five people were believed made [[rich and beautiful]] through Ebay sells alone.<br />
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{{Quote|Surf's out, dude. Google Wave is down for maintenance. Time to chillax.|Google reminding you that this is only a preview.}}<br />
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Google Wave has received a low score on usability. Users find it hard to use or difficult to learn how to use. Fortunately, this problem can easily be remedied:<br />
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<p>HI. [[Billy Mays|BILLY MAYS]] HERE. AND BOY DO WE HAVE A NEAT PRODUCT FOR YOU. MANY OF YOU HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE NIGHTMARISH DIFFICULTIES OF LEARNING TO WAVE. BUT NOW YOU CAN PUT THOSE NIGHTMARES TO REST.</p><br />
<p>WE ARE NOW OFFERING A '''{{archive|BRYv0|GOOGLE WAVE MANUAL}}'''. COMPLETE WITH MAPS, CHARTS, AND IMAGES. THAT'S RIGHT, BY READING [[OVER 9000]] PAGES, YOU CAN BECOME A WAVE EXPERT. GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK.</p><br />
<p>NORMALLY $29.99, BUT IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET IT FOR $19.99. THAT'S A $10 SAVINGS!!!!</p><br />
<p>REMEMBER: WHEN IN DOUBT, [[RTFM]].</p><br />
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Unfortunately, Mays died soon after creating this commercial and the confusion continued.<br />
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[[Image:GoogleWaveOut.png|thumb|This is what I've been waiting for?]]<br />
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;Steps<br />
#Create an application that is incompatible with IE.<br />
#Use a name ''[[Firefly]]'' [[fanbois]] would recognize.<br />
#Create 80-minute video.<br />
#Release previews to a limited number of people and create hype.<br />
#[[????]]<br />
#[[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
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==Google Plus==<br />
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Google Plus launched in June 2011 and was nuked in April 2019 because nobody was using it. It was a social networking website which was a clone of [[Facebook]]. That is, a nave for various web activities such as [[blog]] following, instant messaging and link sharing. All which is interconnected with your friends, relatives and some guy you met once and never is going to meet again. Google Plus was foremost made in mind of that one colleague and relative who keeps spamming your inbox with links consisting of [[shit no one cares about]]. It is for this reason Google Plus had a [[Circlejerk|''Circles'']] function. It made it possible for you to divide all the people that share you boring links into different tabbed categories of your choosing. You yourself could name them. You [[win]] by creating the category [[Crap]], and put everything shared to you under that tab. <br />
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Google's plan with Google Plus was to create an universal web account. And it would not be surprising if they succeeded considering the undeserving masses can't keep track of their web accounts. However, this [[Circle jerk]] software had not become a [[killer|killer app]] as of December 2013. Therefore Google has taken action. When you send emails, there was a "Add to Google plus button" for whom you are corresponding with. This gave the false impression that they had a Google Plus account, but in reality you inadvertently sent them an invite to Google Plus. People in your Google Contacts (An Internet synchronized phonebook used in browsers and smartphones) appeared in Google Plus as Google Plus users. Here they tried the same tactics of giving the false impression that people had a Google Plus account when they don't. Google also made it obligatory to have a Google plus account to upload and comment [[Youtube]] videos in November 2013. <br />
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[[File:Mouth Cum.gif|thumb|right|Google is known for forcing Google Plus down the throat of its user base.]]<br />
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[[File:gplus3.gif|thumb|right|From a google plus users perspective]]<br />
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====The things you could do on Google plus====<br />
*Add people on circles<br />
*Arrange people as files and folders<br />
*Remove people from circles<br />
*Add them to other circles<br />
*Make complex circles<br />
*Create new circling models<br />
*Add circles to other circles.<br />
*Measure the circumference of circles.<br />
*Update your name<br />
*Delete google plus<br />
*Backup all your pictures on google servers because it has unlimited space.<br />
*[[Copypasta|Copypaste]] quotes and get extra points, you can use your points to buy e-items later<br />
*Give pluses to everyone and wait for them to suck your cock someday.<br />
*Scroll up and down<br />
*Ignore posts<br />
*Join hangouts and listen to the echo traveling through unlimited number of computers<br />
*Play [[Gaming|gaemz]] which are designed for 12 year olds.<br />
*Click '''see comments''' and let it fill your page with 500 comments.<br />
*Send chat messages your friends who accidentally got online on google chat while reading their emails.<br />
*Log out<br />
*[[Kill yourself]]<br />
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====Explore Tab====<br />
Like any other social networking website, the number of fatass bitches who uses google plus for getting attention from adult male population (a great catch = $$$) is exponentially increasing.<br />
Typical posts which make its way to your explore tab are:<br />
*Totally useless inventions which will never be manufactured.<br />
*Advice - See [[advice dog]], also, advice here is like, bad advice with einstein pictures attached to it.<br />
*Posts by profiles of [[Einstein]], [[Jesus]] and [[Barack Obama]].<br />
*[[Cancer]] and reposts<br />
*[[Delicious Cake]]<br />
*[[Photography]]<br />
*Tech News, moar like, phone ads in disguise<br />
*Women sharing videos of women interviewing women.<br />
*More quotes - [[Copypasta]]<br />
*Posts by profiles like "Funny Jokes"<br />
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====How to get the most from google plus====<br />
*[https://plus.google.com/u/0/downgrade/ Click Here]<br />
*Select "Delete your entire Google profile<br />
*Click "Remove selected services"<br />
*Ignore all warnings and click OK/Next/Whatever until it shuts the fuck up.<br />
*[[????]]<br />
*[[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
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==Google Chrome Frame==<br />
[[Image:GoogleWaveBrowser.png|thumb|[[X? In my Y?|Install Google? In my browser?]]]]<br />
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'''Google Chrome Frame''' is an [[Internet Explorer]] plugin from Google. It transforms IE from a Trident browser to a Webkit browser. The plug-in is pointless since you might as well install [[Firefox]], [[Google Chrome]], or [[Safari]]. Nevertheless, it does its desired job: forcing IE users to use a Google product. Anytime, you will be met with a window telling you to install Google Chrome Frame, forcing users to convert to Webkit every time you wish to test out Google Wave. This is yet another attempt to I am in your base killing your d00ds.<br />
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==Googledork==<br />
A Googledork is, according to '''{{archive|eWCm5|Johnny Long}}''', "An inept or foolish person as revealed by Google." More specifically, it's a person (usually a Web administrator) who mistakenly leaves or posts sensitive information (or homemade/officemade porn) on a Web site for Google's site scrubbing robots to find, and thereby, discloses private data (and bits) to the Google hackers of the world. If you leave private data (or porn) lying around in public, you shouldn't be surprised when someone finds it and reads it. <!-- FYI I copied and pasted this paragraph from the WatchGuard porn mailing list I'm on, lolo [[User:Quasidan|<font style="background:#CCFFDD">Quasidan</font>]] 17:47, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC) --><br />
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==Breaking Google==<br />
[[image:Evilgoogle.jpg|thumb|Malware? In ''my'' Google? It's more likely than you think!]]<br />
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[[At least 100]] years ago, it was told by the gods, that if you were to type ''Google'' into Google you can actually break the internet. The effects of typing Google into Google are devastating, and cause the Google servers to [[divide by zero]]. <br />
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And we all know how that will end. To circumvent this problem, Google engineers have taught Google to think that it is actually [[Yahoo]]. [[Some argue]] that if Google learns how to order its spiders to ignore robots.txt, it will be able to use Google Earth to learn that it is really Google. The [[RAGE]] that ensues will probably result in Google dropping [[dox]] on all of its masters, such as the kind of [[furry]] they need to dress up as to get free lunch and how many [[CP]] links they have bookmarked in Google Chrome.<br />
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===O-shi!!!===<br />
[[Image:Google fuck up.jpg|thumb|left|The day /b/ shat themselves.]]<br />
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On January, 31, 2009 at approximately 10:15 A.M., Google determined that every site in the fucking universe was harmful to your computer. Yes, even Google.<br />
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The Google supercomputer became self-aware and flagged every website including itself as harmful to your computer. Millions of bricks were shat around the world as people tried desperately to remember how the fuck to type a url into an address bar themselves instead of just Googling the first few words of it.<br />
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===Google becomes an [[oldfag]]===<br />
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On April 22, 2009 the self aware system that is Skynet trolled all of /b/ by hiding the Triforce in its main theme photo. Most dismissed it as a troll and or Photoshop. Some speculated that some faggot who works with The Google told it that it couldn't do one and so it then promptly proved said faggot wrong.<br />
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{{center|[[Image:Googlewut.jpg|thumb|center|Google Triforce Conspiracy!11 lol]]}}<br />
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==Google Employee Culture==<br />
Google is well known throughout the world as leaders at enticing skilled teenagers and twenty somethings to move to the south bay and work like a dog for $30,000 a year. While you could be making 80k to 120k elsewhere, you give it all up for the privilege of working at Google. Whenever you wake up from the Matrix you have been connected into and end up getting a real job, you'll realize that future employers don't give a fuck how you did it at Google - they want your honest opinion. Of course, you don't have one because the Google NDA knowledge extractor removed that when you left.<br />
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Some employee perks include:<br />
*Living with 12 other people in a 1-bedroom apartment in Sunnyvale.<br />
*Free breakfast, lunch and dinner, you [[fat|fatty]].<br />
*[[Randi Harper]] does not work there (yet).<br />
*Free rides in the Google [[AIDS]]^H^H^H^HShuttle.<br />
*They do your laundry, you dirty fuck.<br />
*Due to a NDA that rivals the [[NSA]] and [[Oprah]], you can't talk about what you work on.<br />
*"20% time" can be spent on [[4chan]], [[LiveJournal]] and [[Chatroulette]].<br />
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==Employee fuckery==<br />
{{quote|The secret wage-theft agreements between [[Apple]], Google, [[Intel]], [[Adobe]], Intuit, and [[Pixar]] (now owned by Disney) are described in court papers obtained by PandoDaily as “an overarching conspiracy” in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act and the Clayton Antitrust Act, and at times it reads like something lifted straight out of the robber baron era that produced those laws. Today’s inequality crisis is America’s worst on record since statistics were first recorded a hundred years ago — the only comparison would be to the era of the railroad tycoons in the late 19th century.|--{{wayback|https://pandodaily.com/2014/01/23/the-techtopus-how-silicon-valleys-most-celebrated-ceos-conspired-to-drive-down-100000-tech-engineers-wages/|20220626073630|title=HA HA HA}}}}<br />
{{quote|if you [Brin] hire a single one of these people that means war.|--Steve Jobs demanding that [[Sergey Brin]] help him break Federal law}}<br />
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==The Final Boss of Google==<br />
[[File:Eric_schmidt_peekaboo.jpg|thumb|“These are not the droids you're looking for”]]<br />
Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google, embodies the creepiness that Google admires most. He regularly shows up on news programs once a week spouting a new gaffe about Google's secret quest for world domination.<br />
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|We know where you are. We know where you’ve been. We can more or less know what you’re thinking about.|Eric Schmidt<br />
|If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.|Capt. Moralfag at your service<br />
|Every young person one day will be entitled automatically to change his or her name on reaching adulthood in order to disown youthful hijinks stored on their friends’ social media sites.|[[wat]]<br />
|Streetview the cars we drive only once, you can just move, right?|Eric Schmidt<br />
|Our policy is we try things, we celebrate our failures.|<br />
|You can trust us with your data.|<br />
|I ACTUALLY think most people don’t want Google to answer their questions, they want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.|<br />
|We are willing to get it one way or another, with or without deal.|Eric Schmidt wants your [[facebook]]|<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:Swastikashapedbuilding.jpg|Proof that Google isn't run by Jews<br />
Image:Google pwnage.PNG|Typical search results.<br />
Image:Cereal_sex_offender.jpg|Another highly accurate service from The Google.<br />
Image:NigGoogle.jpg|OH SHI- THE black person GOT GOOGLE!<br />
Image:Luther.PNG|Another highly useful service from The Google.<br />
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Image:AmericanPlanesAttackNazi.gif|Jews sent reinforcements! MAN THE HARPOONS!<br />
Image:Justin_bieber_google.jpg|Google knows what you had in mind<br />
Image:google trolling.jpg|Google makes it easy to troll their "quality team".<br />
Image:Googlegaga.png|Isn't it cool how Google actually gives you suggestions no matter how offensive to public figures they are?<br />
Image:Gfail Beta.jpg|[[Fail|Gfail]]<br />
Image:Gfail.gif|Even Moar Gfail!<br />
Image:google_1964.jpg|Old school Google<br />
Image:Futuregoogle.jpg|In the future, Google will organise your brain.<br />
Image:Greengoogle.png|Finally Google has a decent logo. To bad it's only for one day.<br />
Image:Google triforce.jpg|Lol wut?<br />
Image:GoogleWhatFail.jpg|Strawberries!<br />
Image:Googleisracist.jpeg|Google doesn't trust the blacks.<br />
Image:Lolgoogle.jpg| Google knows what scares you. <br />
Image:thateffinggoogle.png| If I see That Fucking Google one more time...<br />
Image:G_ana.png| Now<br />
Image:How to google.jpg<br />
Image:Jewgle.gif|Jewgle<br />
Image:Google.jpg|Googletits<br />
Image:Seems legit.jpg|Headquarters<br />
Image:Google_-_Classic.jpg<br />
Image:Google_-_Hey_Google.jpg<br />
Image:Google_-_Uses.jpg<br />
Image:Eric_schmidt_by_rware-d3af5db.jpg<br />
File:Why does google.PNG<br />
File:Why do men women google.PNG<br />
File:Why are google.PNG<br />
File:Selfishness is google.PNG<br />
File:Egotism is google.PNG<br />
File:Google1998.png<br />
File:GoogleWave.png<br />
File:Googlelogo.png<br />
File:Problematic_Google.jpg<br />
File:Google_Paris_Hilton.jpg<br />
File:GOOGLE .jpg<br />
File:Accept Gmail.jpg<br />
File:Obama clickbangpop adv.gif<br />
File:Google_Company_info_page_2011.png<br />
File:Google-maps-murder.jpg<br />
File:Google-sandbox.jpg<br />
File:Google-swastika.jpg<br />
File:Google.gif<br />
File:GoogleEDresults.jpg<br />
File:GoogleProphecy.jpg<br />
File:GoogleUFO.PNG<br />
File:Google_Logo.jpg<br />
File:Google_logo.jpg<br />
File:Google Diversity Muslim Massacre.jpg<br />
File:Google Diversity Jewish Overlord.jpg<br />
File:Googlebomb1.jpg<br />
File:Googlecreepy.png<br />
File:Googlecynre_edited-1.jpeg<br />
File:Googled_your_mom_hat.jpg<br />
File:Googleshares.jpg<br />
File:Googletranslate.png<br />
File:Googleview_kenny.png<br />
File:Googlewtf.JPG<br />
File:Wikijudaism.png|Indexing one site is "piracy"...<br />
Image:Yhbtyahoo.jpg|but Indexing two sites is "building the technology of tomorrow".<br />
File:Googlism_internets.JPG<br />
File:GoYgle.png<br />
Image:Thanks google.gif|Google, the friendly, helpful search engine.<br />
Image:Google founder Sergey Brin in drag.jpg|Google founder [[Sergey Brin]]. By the way, that's actually a guy. That thing on his head is a foreskin, probably.<br />
Image:Billyshakes ghettostyle.PNG|Google's counterpart, [[Gizoogle]], can be just as high-brow and educated, as is demonstrated with this fine work of Shakespeare: tizzle be tha question.<br />
Image:Google supports rape.png|thumb| Google will help you learn how to [[rape]]<br />
</gallery>}}<br />
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==Conclusion?==<br />
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<br />
<center>{{frame|<youtube>zkRuUNWcJdY</youtube></center><br />
<center>'''Google is full of shit'''}}</center><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Skynet]]<br />
*[[Android]]<br />
*[[Australia]]<br />
*[[Bing]]<br />
*[[ChaCha]]<br />
*[[Chrome]]<br />
*[[Cloaking]]<br />
*[[Cpedia]]<br />
*[[DMOZ]]<br />
*[[Gizoogle]]<br />
*[[Google Killer]]<br />
*[[Google Stadia]]<br />
*[[Googlesux]]<br />
*[[Google Ultron]]<br />
*[[Googlewhacking]]<br />
*[["Just Google It"]]<br />
*[[kgb]]<br />
*[[Larry Page]]<br />
*[[Missing White Womyn Syndrome]]<br />
*[[Pokémon Go]]<br />
*[[SEO]]<br />
*[[Sergey Brin]]<br />
*[[The Church of Google]]<br />
*[[Tom Galloway]]<br />
*[[TV Tropes]] - A website for spergs that sold its soul to their Google overlords a long time ago.<br />
*[[Verizon]]<br />
*[[Google Translate]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [https://techxplore.com/news/2022-06-google-wikipedia-content.html#:~:text=Wikipedia%20has%20inked%20a%20partnership%20with%20Google.%20Google,to%20strike%20commercial%20deals%20with%20other%20web%20companies. Wikipedia and Google are partners... they will molest 16 year old girls and 16 year old boys together!!!]]<br />
*'''{{archive|e2ElJ|Getting banned from Google.}}'''<br />
*'''{{archive|UCCZQ|Jimbo Pedophile Wales will destroy Google.}}'''<br />
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8533695.stm Italian court convicts three Google executives in a trial over a video showing a teenager with Down's Syndrome being bullied]<br />
[https://www.googlefight.com/ Google Fight, compare everything according to the google result counts.]<br />
*[https://lmgtfy.app/?q=Gizoogle&l=1 "Let me Google that for you"]<br />
*{{UkrED|Google}}<br />
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{{Business}}<br />
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[[Category:Sites]]<br />
[[Category:Softwarez]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Wikipedia&diff=1875432Talk:Wikipedia2024-07-07T06:25:42Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* Once most religious country (with Malta n Portugal) hates Christianity... antandrus n ciacho5 make sure that is well known!!! */ new section</p>
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Somebody needs to mention the weird articles wikipedia has, like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish Engrish] -- [[User:B1KWikis|B1KWikis]] 23:08, 4 December 2011 (CET)<br />
:greetings: if you are inclined, you may add them [[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits|here]]. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:00, 5 December 2011 (CET)<br />
::oh yeah and we have an article on [[Engrish]]. <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:01, 5 December 2011 (CET)<br />
:::I know, but the fact that ''wikipedia'', of all stuck up sites, has it is hilarious XD [[User:B1KWikis|B1KWikis]] 01:26, 5 December 2011 (CET)<br />
::::*check out [[Portal:Wikipedia|the portal]]. :D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 04:46, 5 December 2011 (CET)<br />
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== New Terms of use / May 2012 ==<br />
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Anything on this? --[[User:Glenda Jackson|Glenda Jackson]] 13:30, 23 May 2012 (EDT)<br />
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== TOW ==<br />
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Excuse my newfaggotry, but how do you get the abbreviation "TOW" from "Wikipedia"? What does it stand for? —[[User:BlittleMcNælsen|BlittleMcNælsen]] 22:27, 25 May 2012 (EDT)<br />
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:The Other Wiki {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} 23:30, 25 May 2012 (EDT)<br />
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== HOLY FUCKNUTS JIMBO DID <s>9/11</s> A PORN SITE!!! ==<br />
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[[user:solarra|Solarra]] dropped the motherload in irc from her cell phone. http://mobile.wnd.com/2012/12/heres-your-correction-wikipedia-founder/ [[User:Armucat|Armucat]] 02:33, 18 December 2012 (EST)<br />
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== spam the talk page ==<br />
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Administrators set the example and [[Lies|never]] get into edit wars with each other. So if you don't like something in the article, talk about it here. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 07:15, 8 June 2013 (EDT)<br />
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:I just saw you and another admin (who kept calling you "Babyfur") having an edit war of epic proportions last night. At least ours was productive [[User:Dbaggins|Dbaggins]] 07:20, 8 June 2013 (EDT)<br />
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:: I can see now that my quote sucks and I have come to realise that many might like the Hipcrime quote, alltough I personally don't like it. Good luck to you all! --[[User:Nujen|Nujen]] 07:30, 8 June 2013 (EDT)<br />
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::: Never said either of you did anything wrong. My primary concern was that another admin might not find this edit war as entertaining as I did. I should have protected the article for no more than 15 minutes, an hour was pretty lame and overkill. It won't happen again. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 10:21, 8 June 2013 (EDT)<br />
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:::: Nah you're cool. That Wikipedia article is a pile of shit anyway. No amount of edits or edit wars can bring it back from the depths. [[User:Dbaggins|Dbaggins]] 15:54, 8 June 2013 (EDT)<br />
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:::that quote was put there by Meepsheep, and i;m inclined to believe it's better than what replaced it: "HOLY SHIT LOSERS, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR NARCISSISTIC TL;DR TEXTS!!!1", otherwise i would have left it. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:16, 8 June 2013 (EDT)<br />
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== Regarding WP:DICK ==<br />
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http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_be_a_dick<br />
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I think it was moved to Wikimedia instead of Wikipedia. I'm not sure whether it is a policy or "essay" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Essay ) {{unsigned|स्वागतम्}}<br />
:Wikipedia redirects it to Meta. Maybe the blatant hypocrisy was just too much for them. [[User:VX|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;'''VX'''&nbsp;</font></span>]][[User_talk:VX|<span style="color:#2B60DE; background:black;"><font size="2">'''BREATHE DEEP'''&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span>]] 13:34, 27 November 2013 (EST)<br />
::That made me laugh. If they lock it down again we should copypasta. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 13:48, 27 November 2013 (EST)<br />
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== missing images ==<br />
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<gallery><br />
Image:Wikipedia_crack_babies.png|Wikipedia has helpful hints for new mothers!<br />
Image:TOW.png|[[Oh_exploitable|Oh exploitable!]]<br />
Image:Wikipedia_Asian_Cumshot_For_Dollar.png|Your donations...<br />
Image:Sues_facial.png| ...hard at work<br />
Image:Wikipedia_greed.png| I need your money<br />
Image:Wikipedia_blame.png| Its your fault I need your money<br />
Image:Wikipedo_Doin_It_Right.png | They can be Uncyclopedians when they choose to<br />
Image:Wikipedo_Doin_It_Right_2.png | More proof<br />
</gallery><br />
:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:03, 25 December 2014 (EST)<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Wikipedia/Censorship Wikipedia Censorship]<br />
* [https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Wikipedia/Problems Wikipedia Problems]<br />
* Ex co-founder Larry Sanger: Wikipedia is now Propaganda [https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/internet/wikipedia-cofounder-says-site-is-now-propaganda-for-leftleaning-establishment/news-story/72c3c7a0c6aa3b6d86ae2c542258b28c][https://humansarefree.com/2021/07/propaganda-wikipedia-co-founder-rich-and-powerful-manipulators.html]<br />
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== Saddam Hussein and Iraqi people, especially Sunnis are getting fucked in death too...wikitrash cant leave him alone... "free country" america on "free encyclopedia" wikipedia!!! ==<br />
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'''''YES, WIKIHOMOPEDOIANS LOVE TO SADDAMIZE SADDAM THE WIKIHARDCORE STYLE: https://archive.is/wip/llGqA<br />
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== Rachel Marsden Seciton Needed!!! REAL DRAMA! ==<br />
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Right now my time is limited to write this and wikipedia corpse flies wikimaggots, wikifaggots are BS-ing around my work (bums have time on their hands) and myspace edits too.. but this is really good...jewbo had marathon sex with her, then she became used goods to him (as all women are) andhe dumped her live on wikipedia, while she sold his shit he left at her placve on ebay! Yup,one good turn deserves another... wikipedia hates women,not many bitches left...konstantinaG07 aka vorsetzer dumbass https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2534353&action=history, tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm (wasted bitch on wikibooks)... because EPIC and other useless https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards wasted stewards bastards disaster raped them all..<br />
<br />
.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/10/how-wikipedia-is-hostile-to-women/411619/ WIKIPEDIA HATES WOMEN AS THEY SAY: WOMYN<br />
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== Once most religious country (with Malta n Portugal) hates Christianity... antandrus n ciacho5 make sure that is well known!!! ==<br />
<br />
pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Jezus_Chrystus&diff=prev&oldid=73041008</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875431Wikimania2024-07-07T06:18:28Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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<div>[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WMF logo]]<br />
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho lesbian mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome and you have no chance of becoming EPIC disaster sorry ass steward and you will miss fun of blocking good newbies editors<ref>https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steward_requests/Global&diff=prev&oldid=26943074#Global_lock_for_BiggyBobby</ref>!!!]]<br />
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'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish Muslim terrorists wikipedians like NiktWażny<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pomnik_Katy%C5%84ski_w_Niles_w_Chicago&diff=prev&oldid=72777210</ref>. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn Massacre of 22000 Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with its bloody executioners Vasily Blokhin<ref> committed suicide on February 3 1955 after falling out with new Soviet-Khrushchev regime</ref>, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to nasty wikijew stalker, convicted felon homeless bum genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT... IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THEIR CAPTURE BY ALIENS, 22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD RUSSIAN VODKA GIVEN TO THEM BY NKVD CHIEF BERIA!!! <br />
At wikimanias, new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to king nothing [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic sex rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
<br />
[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm also smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
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[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED HOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
<br />
==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
<br />
==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
<br />
*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
<br />
==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
<br />
{{WP}}<br />
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[[Category: Wikis Suck]]<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875430Wikimania2024-07-07T06:17:55Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WMF logo]]<br />
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho lesbian mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome and you have no chance of becoming EPIC disaster sorry ass steward and you will miss fun of blocking good newbies editors<ref>https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steward_requests/Global&diff=prev&oldid=26943074#Global_lock_for_BiggyBobby</ref>!!!]]<br />
<br />
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish Muslim terrorists wikipedians like NiktWażny<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pomnik_Katy%C5%84ski_w_Niles_w_Chicago&diff=prev&oldid=72777210</ref>. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn Massacre of 22000 Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with its bloody executioners Vasily Blokhin<ref> committed suicide on February 3 1955 after falling out with new Soviet-Khrushchev regime</ref>, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to nasty wikijew stalker, convicted felon homeless bum genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT... IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THEIR CAPTURE BY ALIENS, 22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD RUSSIAN VODKA GIVEN TO THEM BY NKVD CHIEF BERIA!!! <br />
At wikimanias, new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to king nothing [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic sex rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
<br />
[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm also smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
<br />
[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED BOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
<br />
==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
<br />
==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
<br />
*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
<br />
==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
<br />
{{WP}}<br />
<br />
[[Category: Wikis Suck]]<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875429Wikimania2024-07-07T06:06:35Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WMF logo]]<br />
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho lesbian mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome and you have no chance of becoming EPIC disaster sorry ass steward and you will miss fun of blocking good newbies editors<ref>https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steward_requests/Global&diff=prev&oldid=26943074#Global_lock_for_BiggyBobby</ref>!!!]]<br />
<br />
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish wikipedians. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn massacre of 22000 Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with its bloody executioners Vasily Blokhin<ref> committed suicide on February 3 1955 after falling out with new Soviet-Khrushchev regime</ref>, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to nasty wikijew stalker, convicted felon genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT... IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THEIR CAPTURE BY ALIENS, 22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD RUSSIAN VODKA!!! <br />
At wikimanias, new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to king nothing [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic sex rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
<br />
[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm also smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
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[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED BOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
<br />
==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
<br />
==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
<br />
*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
<br />
==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
<br />
{{WP}}<br />
<br />
[[Category: Wikis Suck]]<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875428Wikimania2024-07-07T06:06:01Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WMF logo]]<br />
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho lesbian mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome and you have no chance of becoming EPIC disaster sorry ass steward and you will miss fun of blocking good newbies editors<ref>https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steward_requests/Global&diff=prev&oldid=26943074#Global_lock_for_BiggyBobby</ref>!!!]]<br />
<br />
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish wikipedians. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn massacre of 22000 Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with its bloody executioners Vasily Blokhin<ref> committed suicide on February 3 1955 after falling out with new Soviet-Khrushchev regime</ref>, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to nasty wikijew stalker, convicted felon genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT... IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THEIR CAPTURE BY ALIENS, 22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD RUSSIAN VODKA!!! <br />
At wikimanias, new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to king nothing [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic sex rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
<br />
[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
<br />
[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED BOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
<br />
==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
<br />
==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
<br />
*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
<br />
==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
<br />
{{WP}}<br />
<br />
[[Category: Wikis Suck]]<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875427Wikimania2024-07-07T05:48:43Z<p>Gerda Arendt: yup, good old vodka!</p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WTF logo]]<br />
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome!!!]]<br />
<br />
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish wikipedians. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn massacre of 22000 Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with its bloody executioners Vasily Blokhin<ref> committed suicide on February 3 1955 after falling out with new Soviet-Khrushchev regime</ref>, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to nasty wikijew stalker, convicted felon genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT... IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THEIR CAPTURE BY ALIENS, 22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD RUSSIAN VODKA!!! <br />
<br />
At wikimanias the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
<br />
[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
<br />
[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED BOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
<br />
==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
<br />
==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
<br />
*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
<br />
==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
<br />
{{WP}}<br />
<br />
[[Category: Wikis Suck]]<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875426Wikimania2024-07-07T05:45:44Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WTF logo]]<br />
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome!!!]]<br />
<br />
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish wikipedians. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn massacre of 22000 Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with its bloody executioners Vasily Blokhin, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT...22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD RUSSIAN VODKA!!! <br />
<br />
At wikimanias the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
<br />
[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
<br />
[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED BOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
<br />
==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
<br />
==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
<br />
*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
<br />
==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
<br />
{{WP}}<br />
<br />
[[Category: Wikis Suck]]<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875425Wikimania2024-07-07T05:45:05Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WTF logo]]<br />
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome!!!]]<br />
<br />
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish wikipedians. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn massacre of 22000 Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with executioners Vasily Blokhin, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT...22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD RUSSIAN VODKA!!! <br />
<br />
At wikimanias the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
<br />
[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
<br />
[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED BOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
<br />
==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
<br />
==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
<br />
*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
<br />
==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
<br />
{{WP}}<br />
<br />
[[Category: Wikis Suck]]<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875424Wikimania2024-07-07T05:43:11Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WTF logo]]<br />
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome!!!]]<br />
<br />
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish wikipedians. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn massacre of 22000 Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with executioners Vasily Blokhin, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT...22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD RUSSIAN VODKA!!! Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals. After 23 hours of fun, wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to play with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
<br />
[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
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[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED BOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
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==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
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==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
<br />
*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
<br />
==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
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{{WP}}<br />
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[[Category: Wikis Suck]]<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875423Wikimania2024-07-07T05:42:33Z<p>Gerda Arendt: Let's face it, NKVD with executioners Vasily Blokhin, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT...22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD RUSSIAN VODKA!!</p>
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<div>[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WTF logo]]<br />
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome!!!]]<br />
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'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish wikipedians. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn massacre of 22000 Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with executioners Vasily Blokhin, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT...22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD RUSSIAN VODKA!!! Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals. After 23 hours of fun, wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to play with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
<br />
[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! <b><i>Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]]<br />
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[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED BOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
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==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
<br />
==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
<br />
*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
<br />
==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
<br />
{{WP}}<br />
<br />
[[Category: Wikis Suck]]<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&diff=1875422User talk:GirlOnInternet2024-07-07T05:36:51Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* Liking All The Changes You've Made */</p>
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<div>==graykat==<br />
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It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px">[[User:.wil|<span style="color:#fc3">.wil</span>]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]</span> 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)<br />
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)<br />
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== New article ==<br />
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Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)<br />
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== hey... ==<br />
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https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King<br />
<br />
Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)<br />
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[[File:Gap3.jpg]]<br />
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== Sonicicide ==<br />
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I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.<br />
<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Question == <br />
<br />
Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass. <br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Article ==<br />
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Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
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==Remove the time limit on edf==<br />
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== archives and server status ==<br />
<br />
hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;">CrackRabbit</span>]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;">'''Talk to me'''</span>]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== I Did It Too ==<br />
<br />
I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.<br />
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Lol ==<br />
<br />
I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)<br />
<br />
== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==<br />
<br />
dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.<br />
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!<br />
<br />
Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!<br />
<br />
It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again... <br />
<br />
Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman: <br />
<br />
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!<br />
<br />
This is him:<br />
<br />
more socks as usual:<br />
<br />
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!<br />
<br />
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot<br />
<br />
he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is <br />
<br />
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx<br />
<br />
Us your emaila active? If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed.. <br />
<br />
he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...<br />
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!<br />
<br />
[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
<br />
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<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== User Name Change ==<br />
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How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])<br />
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Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== YO!!! ==<br />
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== Liking All The Changes You've Made ==<br />
<br />
My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you've made on the other.<br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])<br />
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Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&diff=1875421User talk:GirlOnInternet2024-07-07T05:36:21Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* User Name Change */</p>
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<div>==graykat==<br />
<br />
It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px">[[User:.wil|<span style="color:#fc3">.wil</span>]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]</span> 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)<br />
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)<br />
<br />
== New article ==<br />
<br />
Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)<br />
<br />
== hey... ==<br />
<br />
https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King<br />
<br />
Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)<br />
<br />
[[File:Gap3.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Sonicicide ==<br />
<br />
I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.<br />
<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)<br />
<br />
== Question == <br />
<br />
Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass. <br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)<br />
<br />
== Article ==<br />
<br />
Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
<br />
==Remove the time limit on edf==<br />
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)<br />
<br />
== archives and server status ==<br />
<br />
hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;">CrackRabbit</span>]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;">'''Talk to me'''</span>]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)<br />
<br />
== I Did It Too ==<br />
<br />
I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.<br />
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)<br />
<br />
== Lol ==<br />
<br />
I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)<br />
<br />
== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==<br />
<br />
dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.<br />
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!<br />
<br />
Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!<br />
<br />
It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again... <br />
<br />
Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman: <br />
<br />
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!<br />
<br />
This is him:<br />
<br />
more socks as usual:<br />
<br />
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!<br />
<br />
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot<br />
<br />
he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is <br />
<br />
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx<br />
<br />
Us your emaila active? If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed.. <br />
<br />
he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...<br />
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!<br />
<br />
[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
<br />
:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== User Name Change ==<br />
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How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])<br />
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Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== YO!!! ==<br />
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== Liking All The Changes You've Made ==<br />
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My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you've made on the other.<br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikimania&diff=1875389Wikimania2024-07-06T21:22:16Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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<div>[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WTF logo]]<br />
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome!!!]]<br />
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'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish wikipedians. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn massacre of 22000 Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals. After 23 hours of fun, wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to play with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.<br />
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[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!]]<br />
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[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice wiki@wikimedia.org approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]]<br />
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED BOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]<br />
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==Jimbo Holds Court==<br />
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]].<br />
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==What would make Wikimania cool==<br />
These things could make Wikimania cool<br />
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*Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]]<br />
*Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches<br />
*Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]])<br />
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==Things to do at the next Wikimania==<br />
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.<br />
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool<br />
*Keying Jimbo's car would be funny<br />
*Sending [[at least 100|about 100]] [[Kelly Martin|transexual]] prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.<br />
*Order [[at least 100|about 100]] pizzas for Jimbo.<br />
*Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.<br />
*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...<br />
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough.<br />
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[[Category: Wikis Suck]]<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&diff=1875388User talk:GirlOnInternet2024-07-06T21:21:11Z<p>Gerda Arendt: /* YO!!! */ new section</p>
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<div>==graykat==<br />
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It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px">[[User:.wil|<span style="color:#fc3">.wil</span>]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]</span> 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)<br />
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)<br />
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== New article ==<br />
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Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)<br />
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== hey... ==<br />
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https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King<br />
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Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)<br />
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== Sonicicide ==<br />
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I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.<br />
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Question == <br />
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Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass. <br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Article ==<br />
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Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)<br />
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==Remove the time limit on edf==<br />
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== archives and server status ==<br />
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hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;">CrackRabbit</span>]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;">'''Talk to me'''</span>]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== I Did It Too ==<br />
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I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.<br />
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.<br />
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)<br />
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== Lol ==<br />
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I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''VF.Wyyzrd'''</span>]]<sup><span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''T'''</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|<span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">'''C'''</span>]])</span></sup></big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)<br />
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== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==<br />
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dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.<br />
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!<br />
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Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!<br />
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It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again... <br />
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Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman: <br />
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!<br />
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This is him:<br />
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more socks as usual:<br />
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!<br />
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot<br />
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he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is <br />
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx<br />
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Us your emaila active? If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed.. <br />
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he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...<br />
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!<br />
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[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== User Name Change ==<br />
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How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)<br />
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Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])<br />
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== YO!!! ==<br />
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Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent: There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.</div>Gerda Arendthttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Google&diff=1875386Talk:The Google2024-07-06T20:33:29Z<p>Gerda Arendt: </p>
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<div>Is Google AU still censoring ED?<br />
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"They've even censored the world's least offensive and most wholesome website in the Australian version of Google."<br />
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I'm not sure if this is still true, especially now ED has changed domains. Should this be updated?--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 19:49, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
:According to [http://www.websitepulse.com/help/testtools.china-test.html this website], it looks like ED can be accessed in Australia. [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 20:14, 13 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR<br />
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Yea, well I'm in Australia, and it's always worked fine. It appears ED was never blocked, but instead Google AU removed the link to the Aborigines page, as explained here: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/sickipedia-bid-to-shut-offensive-encyclopedia-dramatica-20100317-qdv7.html So I'm guessing when the domains changed this became invalid. I'll rewrite that line to reflect this.--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 20:19, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
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The article talks of a blacklist, but that leaked list was a mess which contained all sorts of innocent websites, so it isn't entirely relevant.--[[User:Ambient Malice|Ambient Malice]] 20:21, 13 February 2013 (EST)<br />
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ed Censorship is still on, it is permanent, what hypocrites.. google hypocrisy faggots maggots... all sorts of nasty porn is not censored and thats ok!!!<br />
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GO GOVERNMENTS, SUE THE FUCK OUT OF GOOGLE FREAKS:<br />
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https://www.theverge.com/23869483/us-v-google-search-antitrust-case-updates<br />
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== missing image ==<br />
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[[Image:google_excellence.jpg|thumb|Proof that Google ''is'' run by Jews]]<br />
[[Image:Notsosafesearch.png|thumb|500px|Sergey Brin reads [[Funnelgirl]] as a childrens bedtime story at Camp Google.]]</div>Gerda Arendt