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Necrophilia

2025-08-24T01:09:45Z

Gaydolfjitler: I am heavily intoxicated and writing this under the divine request of the commission of Jesus Christ and Xenu. Do not edit or we will gang rape you (with love)

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'''Necrophilia''' is where a living person has a strong desire to [[Sick Fuck|crack open a cold one]]. Experts believe it also qualifies as some variety of [[faggotry]], though we're really not sure on this one (You're probably good if you say [[no homo|"no homo"]] before). Necrophiliacs (or [[gay|"Necrosexuals"]] as they prefer to be called), are by [[Gay|tolerant]] groups seen as victims of the breathing majority's patriarchy, and often referred to as "people with non-animated partners". It is completely natural. In fact, my child is a necrosexual and [[Lies|I'm so proud that he's finally out.]] It is a tradition most proudly practiced by Japanese people.

Necrophilia brings a completely new meaning to the phrase "It's always good to crack open a cold one." However, some others, known as "somnophilics" will make do with an unconscious bitch. It is convenient, as it requires no money, you can still get put in jail depending on how you do it though.

NB, the correct term for someone with this natural sexual orientation is "Necrophiliac", rather than the popular but incorrect "Necrophile".

==Who are they?==
[[File:Skullfucking.jpg|200px|right]]

It is mostly common within [[Christian]] circles (especially [[Catholic|Catholicism]]), and is frowned upon, even illegal in most places of the world except [[Mormon|Utah]] and Japan. But hey, in [[New York|some]] [[Kansas|parts]] [[Idaho|of the]] [[New Jersey|United States]], it's only a misdemeanor. Enjoy!
* [[At least 100|Most]] necrophiliacs believe themselves to be the angel of death.
* All [[dead]] people are necrophiliacs.
* All Japanese people are necrophiliacs.
* All horror-movie directors are necrophiliacs
* They're taking over the porn industry
* All necrophiliacs will never enjoy a good blowjob.
* Necrophiliacs can be found [[Masturbation|checking]] the obituaries in their local newspaper.
* Of all [[Pedobear|sexual predators]], [[Irony|necrophiliacs are the safest to be around.]]
* All necrophiliacs fantasize about working as a mortician. However, that is the equivalent of a [[Tom_Anderson|pedophile]] working with children's [[Goatse|colonoscopy]].
* All necrophiliacs are [[serial killer|serial killers,]] but in psychological terms this counts as 'grooming'
* If [[you]] are not currently a necrophiliac, you will become one. [[Mindfuck|Encyclopedia Dramatica knows this because you are reading it.]]

===Case study===
[[File:Savile and skeletons.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Not a shoop]]
Mr X was [[Jimmy Savile|a British TV personality, disc jockey and hospital volunteer]]. In the course of his volunteer work over two decades, [[Jimmy Savile|Mr X]] gained access to the hospital morgue, where he found ample time to indulge this aspect of his personality.

A former nurse told investigators: "[[Jimmy Savile|He]] was saying that they used to put the bodies together, male and female, and [[Jimmy Savile|he]] also said that they took photographs and also that [[Jimmy Savile|he]] got involved in some of the photographs … I was a little bit upset because I had no concept, in those days, of necrophilia. Several of the Broadmoor patients would have been diagnosed with that, but I didn't fully understand what it meant, and partway through I just wandered off."

"[[Jimmy Savile|(Mr X)]] talked about gamaroosh ... It means oral sex ... that [[Jimmy Savile|he]], [[Jimmy Savile|he]] would go down on them and gamaroosh and muck about."

Another witness said: "I looked at his hands and he had these gross, big silver rings with bulbous things and I sort of went, 'Yes, mm,' always be polite to your superstar, 'Yes, [[Jimmy Savile|(Mr X)]].' And [[Jimmy Savile|he]] said: 'D'you know what they are? They are glass eyes from dead bodies in Leeds mortuary where I work and I love working there, [[For the lulz|and I wheel the dead bodies around at night and I love that]].'"

===Expert PROTIPS===

With regard to [[Jimmy Savile|Mr X's]] sexual history, [http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/jun/26/jimmy-savile-victims-leeds-general-infirmary-investigators Dr Jennifer Bolton wrote]: "A degree of posing [of corpses] would be possible with some support of the body in the pre-rigor mortis phase and by the simple laying of one body on top of another once rigor mortis was fully established."

"It would be possible to manipulate the body to some extent alone by exploiting the effects of rigor mortis but it would be more easily attained if more than one individual was involved."

==Gender differentials==
[[Image:Karen greenlee the unrepentant necrophile.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Karen's "come to bed" eyes]]
[[image:Necrotrio.jpg|150px|right|thumb|180px|The next generation]]
On December 21, 1979, a young woman was found in a comatose state in an abandoned hearse in Sierra County, CA. She had overdosed on Tylenol and left an extensive suicide note. However, she survived, demonstrating yet another thing that women can't do right, and the contents of her intended last testimony catapulted her to stardom when it was found that despite having written a confession that she had sexually interfered with the dead body whose hearse she had hijacked, and many others, she couldn't be prosecuted [[Epic win|because California had no law against necrophilia.]]

Her name is '''Karen Greenlee''' AKA [http://www.nokilli.com/sacto/karen-greenlee.htm "The Unrepentant Necrophile",] (born 1956) and she offers a glimpse into the lifestyles of the lesser-spotted female necrophiliac.

For [[Erection|obvious reasons]], most necrophiliacs are men. [[Some argue|It is estimated]] that female practitioners account for just one in ten cases. Ms Greenlee explains that she always knew she was attracted to death, arranging elaborate funerals for deceased housepets when she was a child. By adulthood, this had expanded to encompass her perception of the [http://scienceline.org/2016/02/the-smell-of-death/ "odor of death"] as an erotic stimulation, and she sought out employment in funeral homes and morgues where she found ample satisfaction. And she found that she was part of a shadowy underworld of corpse-fuckers that infests the funerary profession, living in constant arousal from their private proximity to the dead and in constant fear of being caught (which happens fairly often).

Ms Greenlee explained: "People have this misconception that there has to be penetration for sexual gratification, which is bull! The most sensitive part of a woman is the front area anyway and that is what needs to be stimulated. Besides, there are different aspects of sexual expression: touchy-feely, 69, even holding hands. That body is just lying there, but it has what it takes to make me happy. The cold, the aura of death, the smell of death, the funereal surroundings, it all contributes."

However, Ms Greenlee proved that she did have some standards, stating for the record that although she loved dead bodies, she drew a sensible line regarding her turn-on: "I enjoy embalming and everything. Except for obese people. The bodies I hated working on most were obese people. 'Specially if they'd been autopsied. Their guts would slide out on the floor and shit ... and all this melty fat. Yeeeech!"

==Mating behavior in juveniles==

[[Last Thursday]] three [[fucktard|upstanding youths]], who were unable to get any [[pu55y]] through [[rape|traditional means]], embarked on a [https://web.archive.org/web/20060924185829/http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0906061grave1.html magical adventure to their local cemetery].

Their distinguished leader had previously been skimming the [http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:g_CATyBf6f0J:www.thonline.com/obits/+Laura+Tennessen&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=3 local obituaries] (which are sort of like the [[okcupid|classifieds section]], but better) and noticed a suitable mate. Being a [[Nice Guys|Nice Guy]], he offered to [[bukkake|share]] her with his twin brother and [[BFF]].

The trio, being responsible practitioners of safe [[sex]], made sure to stop and procure some [[condoms]]. They made progress digging up the sexy corpse, but being ignorant [[white trash]] they were unaware of the modern custom of enclosing coffins in a concrete vault (which works as a chastity belt for the dead people).

Giving up like a bunch of pussies upon seeing the concrete, the three headed [[basement dwellers|back home]], but on the way there got [[pwnt]] by cops. Their addresses can be found [https://web.archive.org/web/20061102192843/http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0906061grave2.html here].

==False reporting rate==
[[File:Necrocard consent form front.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Donate your sexual organs with peace of mind]]
Precise figures for incorrect charges of necrophilia are difficult to establish, owing to the various legal categories that such activities are classified under in different jurisdictions and the fact that the partner in such activity is unable to tell law enforcement officials whether or not they consented. For these reasons, [https://www.stewarthomesociety.org/neoism/necro.htm a "Necrocard" has been produced,] analogous to an organ donation card, for consenting adults to signify their willingness to enter into sexual relations after their death.

In one prominent case from 2012, an innocent 40-year-old Swedish woman named only as 'Helena' was wrongfully arrested, tried on trumped-up charges of 'disturbing the peace of the dead', and sentenced to 85 days in prison. She went on to mount [https://www.thelocal.se/20151104/swede-wins-damages-over-skeleton-sex-case a successful appeal against her conviction,] claiming 1.5million [[Jewgolds|Swedish Krona]] in damages and compensation, and was awarded [[Fail|the magnificent sum of $5,000]] for having been the subject of worldwide [[Lulz|disgust, odium, and contempt]] during a case that had attracted international attention.

Police had uncovered numerous human remains in her flat, and jumped to the totally unjustified conclusion that there was something unhealthy going on. In fact, 'Helena' stated under oath that she was just 'a [[Sick fuck|bit of an odd bird']] and was able to demonstrate that she had purchased her skeletons via the internet. So that's all right then. 

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==Corpseypasta==

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'''I: Introduction'''

Very few text files have been written regarding the sexual tendencies and practices of necrophiliacs. While most people would prefer to believe that we do not exist-we most certainly do-as is obvious to anyone who visits a cemetery during our nightly rampages.

Necrophiliacs prefer to go about their business alone; sharing is not a part of this alternative lifestyle as the corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the occasional orgy involving four or five necrophiliacs and about a dozen or so corpses does not occur, but it is very rare.

In this file I will describe common (and some uncommon) techniques, which necrophiliacs use to gain satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid descriptions will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to join our ranks!

'''II: Finding a Partner'''

Finding a partner for your necrophiliac activities is definitely the hardest part. You not only have to gain access to the corpse but you also have to find one, which suits your tastes. Granted, some necrophiliacs would screw road kill if given the chance but most of us are more discriminating. Your chances depend upon where you pick up your date.

If you have access to a morgue it would definitely be your best bet as the corpses there are usually the freshest and have not yet been treated for burial. They may be a bit chilly because they've been lying in the meat locker for days but that really shouldn't make a big difference to the determined necrophiliac.

Cemeteries are a bit harder to deal with as finding a screwable corpse is harder to do. However, if you know how to interpret signs this shouldn't be a problem. If a grave consists of a mound of fresh dirt and is covered with flowers, chances are that the stiff hasn't been lying there for too long.

Rotting flowers on the mound usually hint to the state of the corpse as well. Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with skeletons. In this case you can dig up almost any grave and hope that the inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Try to scope out a fairly secluded cemetery for your passions unless you like a sense of danger to go along with the sex.

Having anyone catch you in the act is NOT fun, and if you're picked up by a cop chances are that you won't be able to screw anything but Bubba behind bars for the next few decades. People are generally not understanding of the necrophiliac lifestyle, so it will probably be a long time before we can come out of the closet.

'''III: Preparation'''

Depending upon where you are at this point you'll have either a little or a lot of work to do. The person in the morgue will obviously have to do little more than to open the locker, pull the corpse out and bang away.

If you're one of the cemetery people you'll have more work to do. An experienced necrophiliac is always equipped with the bare essentials: a shovel, Vaseline and a box of rubbers.

Why the shovel is needed should be obvious, but if the ground is hard then you might need more equipment to dig up your date. Vaseline is used to loosen the corpse up a bit. This makes it less likely for a body part to break off while you're having fun and it also prevents your dick from becoming too irritated while screwing the dried out pussy.

The BOX of condoms is used to play it safe; no necrophiliac should be without it. You never know which STDs your partner had during his/her lifetime, and believe me; it doesn't get any better after the person dies. You can put on more than one rubber for extra protection if it is warranted, but screwing a corpse without protection is just plain stupid unless you want to be the next date for a necrophiliac.

If you're in a cemetery try to drag the corpse out of the grave and behind a bush or to another secluded place. Pumping away in the grave may seem more convenient, but it's a severe disadvantage to you if you need to take off in a hurry. Sometimes the corpse is too fragile to be moved; in that case make it fast. Or just break off the head, hand or lower torso and take it with you for added convenience.

'''Part IV: Techniques'''

So now you've got a stiff lying seductively in front of you, but you have no idea how to start. How you proceed from this point onward really depends upon what kind of person you are. The corpse will last longer if you treat it gently and with care, but if you prefer to go all out you'll probably receive greater satisfaction.

There are many differences between screwing a live and a dead person which one needs to be aware of. Firstly, a corpse will never tell you to "get off of it" if you're being a bit rough and it will never complain no matter what "kinky sexual practices" you may employ.

Screwing a corpse is also much more predictable because you can raise an arm, leg or whatever and it will still be in that position when you reach for it again. Take the arms and gently lock them in an embrace behind your back, or spread the legs to make sex a bit easier.

If you want a great blowjob then lubricate your partner's mouth, lock it to your preferred width, insert and go for it. Although there's no tongue stimulation it's still worthwhile, and it's also safer than conventional sex.

Corpses can also be recycled if treated properly. If you're a proficient embalmer you can keep a corpse for over five years if it has been properly embalmed. That's free sex whenever you want it! You naturally don't want to be too rough with an embalmed corpse because they are more fragile.

One final advantage of screwing corpses is that they are always in abundance. Based upon your sexual preferences you can designate a cemetery or a morgue as your territory and always find fresh partners to screw. Plus you don't have to resort to cheesy pickup lines or spend all your money in order to get a date.

Necrophilia is a passion, which is cheaply satisfied.

'''V: Conclusion'''

I hope that this text file will encourage you to go out and try necrophilia. Not many people do it, but that's precisely what makes it so much fun; it makes you feel special! If no living person would touch you with a 10- foot pole then try having sex with a corpse! Some of them are real beauties and it's an experience you'll never forget.

There is no greater experience for a virgin than having his/her virginity taken by a corpse.

Anyways, have fun and if you have any experiences you'd like to share then by all means do! Maybe necrophilia will enter the mainstream because of your efforts. Here is an [[August Underground's Mordum| educational film]] to help you get started.

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== Theme Song ==
I guess I should have known with a girl arriving in a hearse, ''that it wouldn't last 
But I'm the kind of person who believes in makin' out once ''love 'em and leave 'em fast 
I guess I must be dumb because you were pumped up with formalin ''leaking out from all your tubes 
But it was Saturday night, and I guess that makes it all right ''and I say - "what have I got to lose?" 

My honey's a Little Dead Brunette ''her body is really hot 
Little Dead Brunette ''and her body is still pretty warm 

I guess I should have closed my eyes when I drove you to the place ''where your incisions came apart 
Cuz I felt a little ill when I saw all the pieces ''coming loose lungs liver and heart 
Believe it or not, I started to worry ''I wondered if I was gonna hurl 
But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right ''whisper Maybe we'll meet in the next world 
Oh yeah!

Little Dead Brunette ''your body is really hot (Yes it is!) 
Little Dead Brunette ''your body's still warm so let's take our shot 

A body like yours ought to be in jail ''cuz it's on the verge of being obscene 
Move over baby, I'll tape you up right ''I'll put life into your little dead love machine 

Little Dead Brunette ''honey gotta keep it together 
Little Dead Brunette ''cuz if you don't, I'm gonna run this dead brunette right into the ground 
Little Dead Brunette ''right down into the ground 
Little Dead Brunette ''you're coolin' much too fast, too fast 
Need to make some love that's gonna last!

Girl, you've got an ass so smooth, it's like it's waxed 
And the ride ''I say the ride is so soft, you feel totally relaxed 

==Gallery==
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File:Nekromantik2.jpg|Reverse cowgirl!
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File:Allround amputee.jpg
File:Necromouse.jpg|[[Necromouse]]
File:Necromouse2.jpg|[[Necromouse]]
Image:Issue1cover1xz9.jpg|They even have their own magazine
Image:Nico_Claux.gif|More of this [[hawt|hot]] art [http://web.archive.org/web/20061116233957/http://nicoclaux.free.fr/nicoart.htm here]
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Image:Zombies and Necrophiliacs.jpg
Image:Gorillaz_Necro.jpg|If your cock just twitched then you ARE a sick fuck and a pedophile
File:B freezer.jpg|What does /[[b/]] have in their freezer?
Image:Yeahhh.jpg
Image:Necrophiliac.jpg|[[CSI|YEEAAAAH!]]
Image:Corpsy2.jpg|What's wrong with this? I own one too.
Image:Blondy.jpg|If you squint it looks like Marilyn Monroe!!
File:Marilyn monroe morgue.jpg|This doesn't look like Marilyn Monroe, which is ironic because it is
Image:CannibalCorpse-TombofTheMutilated.jpg|Makes for good music. Amirite?!
File:Titillating nec pic.jpg|Use word 'nec' porn to save time!!
Image:french_kiss_science.jpg|Even doctors approve it
Image:corpse.jpg|Did your [[cock]] just twitch?
Image:Anime Necrophilia.jpg|What this woman doesn't realise is that the man whose headless body that is, hadn't showered for a whole week before he died! lol
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==Variations==
[[File:Smitten fan wants to marry jeffrey dahmer.png|thumb|right|220px|The rare [[Recursion|necrophiliacophile]]]]
* [[Faggot|Necrofag]]/[[Dyke|necrodyke]]: Possessors of a double [[pervert|perversion]].
* Pyrophile: Enjoys watching partner [[fire|burn]] to death. Christian pyrophiles wait until their wedding night, where they usually soak their partner in petrol and torch them, [[masturbating]] furiously until they climax before shooting themselves in the head.
* Neo-necro: See ''[[W]]''.
* Abortophile: Becomes erect exclusively when watching female partner have a [[abortion|miscarriage]]. Only gets laid bi-annually. Popular among [[Something Awful]]'s writers.
* [[Necrofurs|Necrofurry]]: Fucks dead [http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=25475&in_page_id=2 deer].
* Necropedophile: Faps to dead children.
* [[Japan|Japanese]]

==See Also==
[[File:OK Cupid for necrophiliacs.jpg|right|thumb|290px|If you find this more tempting than a nightclub, you probably agree with the statement 'Romance is dead']]
* [[Coffin]]
* [[Dissected-chan]]
* [[Guro]]
* [[Spectrophilia]] When their bodies have rotted away, love remains ...

'''Known Necrophiliacs'''
* [[Jeffrey Dahmer|Dahmer, Jeffrey]]
* [[cheese1997]]
* [[Dave Cheung|Cheung, David]]
* [[Fat Admirer|Fat Admirers]] Because they get boners from people with a health problem
* [[GoddessMillenia]]
* [[Don Henrie|Henrie, Don]]
* [[Japan]]
* [[Nathan's Empire|Keefer, Nathan]]
* [[Kero The Wolf]]
* [[LyinBrian]]
* [[Luka Magnotta|Magnotta, Luke]]
* [[Anthony Merino|Merino, Anthony]]
* [[Necrofurs]]
* [[Necromouse]]
* [[Ayn Rand|Rand, Ayn]]
* [[Jimmy Savile|Savile, Jimmy]]
* [[Shadman]]
* [[Triciakitty]]
* [[Twilight|Swan, Bella]]
* [[Dorian Thorn|Thorn, Dorian]]
* [[VegetaWorshipper]]

==External Links==

*[http://www.eroguro.org Ero Guro Gallery]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20021002100842/www.necrobabes.org/perroloco/forum/ccforum.html hot steamy necrophiliac pr0n for all you sick fucks out there!!!]
*[http://www.rusnecro.com/ MORE DELICIOUS NECROPHILIAC PORNOGRAPHY!]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20061018013435/http://home.earthlink.net/~john30/public.html/ Helpful tips to start you on your new life as a necrophile]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20061116233957/http://nicoclaux.free.fr/nicoart.htm Hot necro pr0n from a convicted necro-cannibal-murderer]

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Hiroshima and Nagasaki

2025-08-09T16:00:35Z

Gaydolfjitler: Added more racism and bigotry

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[[File:Bombnag.jpg|thumb|right|250px|look at that shit burn]]

'''August [[69|6, and 9th]], 1945''' are great days in the books of American history and came about when the current [[Trump|President]] [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_S._Truman Harry S. Truman] was finally able to focus solely on the [[Azn|Slant-Eyed menace]] in the Pacific. Over a 3 day period, after he laid the ultimate [[Dead|banhammer]] down on [[Japan]], two cities - Hiroshima and Niggersaki were turned to glass and the world's biggest parking lots when he turned 250,000 Jappers instantly into steam, atoms, shadows or slowly dying cancer monsters for their collective sin of back stabbing the [[United States of Americunts]] when they attacked Pearl Harbor unprovoked.

The bombings are estimated to have saved tens of thousands of Allied lives from the fanatical, man god worship that had been the Japper mentality for close to 2,000 years. While plans for an invasion were being written, the Japs trained their citizens, much like crazed [[Muslim]] terrorist instructors, that they should give up anything and everything they can just to be able to kill an American, violating the Geneva Convention's rules about civilian combatants.

If it meant stabbing a Heroic American soldier with a sharpened stick, do it. If it meant a woman sticking a grenade up her horizontal hole and jumping into a crowd of Americunt soldiers, all the better because they would be remembered in song and story for their honorable deaths.

Being unlike most [[Democrat]]s, Hoover had a pair that had descended and felt the war in the Pacific shouldn'tbe allowed to drag on so Japan could buy time and sue for peace. In a great show of power Hoover jumped so far into the sky that that he landed on the moon, beat the shit out of the rabbits making marshmallow topping. With his return strike Truman landed in the center of Japan, and with a whirlwind, fist attack - Japan had became America's [[Bitch]] for eternity.

== What It's Like To Die By Nuke ==

First you will see a light brighter than the sun. Even before you can raise your hand to shield your eyes, your eyes and skin will have caught fire. Depending on how close you are to ground zero, you will either burn away like a piece of flash paper or have your body exploded when the shock wave hits.

If you aren't one of those lucky motherfucker’s that were in ground zero when the nuke hit you will be blind, burnt and dying for the next 2 to 3 days.

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== Japan's Aggression ==

[[File:Infographic-attack-Pearl-Harbor-December-7-1941.jpg|thumb|right|300px|<center>Fuck Japan!!!</center>]]

[[File:300px-Nanking bodies 1937.jpg|thumb|right|300px|<center>Japan's Rape of Nanjing</center>]]

On December 7, 1941 Japan cowardly attacked Pearl Harbor because The [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] refused to cede to their demands that Hawaii and other American territories like the Midway Islands be handed over to them because Japan felt it was their right to control the Pacific Ocean's reaches from [[China]] to [[California]]. Further demands included an all day [[animu]] channel and [[loli|pre-pubescent children]] [[furfag|had to dress up like the animal they most related with at school]].

High on the [[Nazi|eugenics]] movement, Japan decided that lesser [[Azn]]s such as the [[Spic|Beaners]] from the Philippines and the [[Chinks|Chinese]] should be [[permabanned]] to make more room for them and their cheap steel mills. Using cruel tactics like the '''Bataan Death March''' over 20,000 Filipinos were killed by Japanese cruelty and '''The [[Almost Raped|Rape]] Of Nanjing''' killed close to [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanking_Massacre 300,000] people with reports of Japanese cruelty going so far as officers throwing babies in the air to cut them in half or cutting woman cunt to throat with their katanas like sushi.

Furthermore, the Japanese people hid behind their '''[[wapanese|Warrior code]]''', ignoring the Geneva Convention regarding the rights of captured enemy combatants such as wrapping them in linen, dipping them in tar and making them into living candles, torture, murder, slavery and other [[lulz]]y ideas that came to their sick and twisted minds. It was apparent that the Japanese had no respect for human lives, including their own with many pilots willing to play [[Muslim|Jihad Joe]] because they bought onto this whole idea of honor and how if they succeed in their Kamikaze mission, all the people they killed will be their servants in [[hell]] or that they'll be reborn as a Monkey god with their own [[anime|tv show]].

Observing these atrocities and others by the cowardly Japanese Zipperheads, the [[Democrat|Truman]] administration had only one choice open to them to protect the lives of American soldiers and that was to use the newly developed atomic weapons to force them into a unconditional surrender that was beneficial to the Allied sides, over the idea of invading the Japanese mainland and being forced to endure the psychotic [[An hero|fanaticism]] of the Japanese people, such as being attacked by a brigade of [[loli]]s dressed up like raccoons.

== The Bombs That Put Japan In Its place: Squarely as America's Bottom Bitch ==

[[File:220px-Nagasakibomb.jpg|thumb|right|250px|If [[Doctor Who|Nurse Who]] were real she'd take ever weaboo and drop them off at this site 10 seconds before the explosion]]

[[File:Japper cuck.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Me Rick McArthur's ass hore real good]]

On Monday, 6 August 1945 the atomic weapon '''[[My Tiny Dick|Little Boy]] was dropped on Hiroshima by a Boeing B-29 Superfortress, '''the Enola [[Gay]]''', flown by the [[Americunt|American]] hero Colonel Paul Tibbets. Little boy directly killed an estimated 80,000 people and destroyed some 70% of Hiroshima including a manga factory and 2 underaged whorehouses.

Arrogantly defying America's might and the big, thick, magnificent swinging dicks of the American troops, Japan still believed it had a chance to win or at least, sue for peace through Russia so that it could keep its captured lands like [[Korea]] and [[Manchuria]] to turn into forced labor camps to produce their [[Guro]].

Refusing America's ultimatum for complete and unconditional surrender like the slant-eyed, yellow skinned rapists they are, America had no other option but to lower additional boom.

Being the humanitarian that [[leftard|liberals]] are known for, [[Democrat|Truman]] chose Nagasaki as a target of opportunity if the primary target Kokura could not be attacked because Nagasaki had been evacuating its children due to warnings America had been giving it with firebomb shrapnel attacks and Ha-Do-Kens.

On 9 August 1945 the Atomic Weapon [[Bubba|Fat Man]] was dropped by the Boeing B-29 Superfortress named '''Bockscar'' which was commanded by the much forgotten American Hero '''Major Charles Sweeney''' at 11:01 AM killing a considerably fewer 40,000 backstabbing Yellow niggers due to the hilly terrain of Niggasaki. Upwards of 80% of the city's production facilities were destroyed including an udon noodle factory.

Seeing the world for what it truly is, and fearing their whole country being made into a giant glass oven by the US, Japan saw that they had no [[The Game|game]] and were like an infant trying to go up against a Heavyweight Champion: they could not win.

On 14 August 1945, during a radio broadcast to the Japanese people, Japanese citizens listened as [[Anal|K-Y]] was being squirted into the Japanese Emperor's ass before General Douglas McArthur fucked him good and hard in it as the Japanese Emperor admitted to Anerica's vast superiority, turkey egg-sized nuts, delicious cheeseburgers and surrendered unconditionally.

Just for [[lulz|kicks]], the Emperor was made to do it all over again 02 September 1945 on the Battleship Missouri when he promised to wear America's [https://lockthecock.com/collections/male-chastity-devices cock lock] and be her bottom bitch ad infinitum.

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== America Gets Another Victory, Japan Gets Cancer ==

[[File:Enola Gay nuke pic.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>With love from America</center>]]

As a constant reminder of why you should not fuck with [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|Big US]], [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/7917541/ the populations of Hiroshima and Nigersaki] lead the world in liver cancer and have a 10% higher rate of cancers such as thyroid, and gastric.

Surprisingly, both cities have exceedingly low prevalence in breast cancer in women when compared to the rest of the world. Most specialists suspect that this may have to do with Japanese women having gum drop titties as women with smaller breasts are less prone to being killed by their chest fat blobs.

Other common cancers in the areas of Hiroshima and Nagasaki include cancers of the lung, colon and rectum among males and cancers of the colon, cervix and lung among females.

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== External Links ==

* [https://jp.usembassy.gov/visas/contact-us/ US Embassy] Visa enquiries for Japan

* [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan Japan Wikipedia Article]

* [http://www.us.emb-japan.go.jp/itprtop_en/index.html Embassy of Japan]
**2520 Massachusetts Ave NW,
***Washington, DC 20008
****(202) 238 6700

* [http://www.detroit.us.emb-japan.go.jp/itprtop_en/index.html Consulate General Of Japan: Detroit]
**400 Renaissance Dr W # 1600,
***Detroit, MI 48243
****(313) 567 0120

* [http://www.trumanlibraryinstitute.org/library-museum/plan-your-visit/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw-JvaBRDGARIsAFjqkkpzXvecoUPqFWYLJF_I00pHARFX8UykIW4a9u6VCgOVJ7cxEwf9lGMaAhMWEALw_wcB Truman Library]

== See Also ==

[[File:Hiroshima shadows.jpg|right|250px]]

* [[9/11]] Japan did it first

* [[Bomb]]

* [[Japan]]

* [[My Tiny Penis]]

* [[Nuke]]

* [[World War 2]]

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Funkytown

2025-08-08T15:09:05Z

Gaydolfjitler:

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{{Shock}}
[[File:Funkyown gore screencap 1.jpeg|thumb]]
[[File:funkytown gore screencap 2.jpeg|thumb]]
'''Funkytown''' is yet another mediocre [[graphic Violence|gore video]] to come out of the cartel-infested shithole of [[Mexico]], but instead of your typical [[beheading|beheading]] or [[face sitting|face scalping]], the Zeta bois went out of their way this time to make this video just slightly more excruciatingly painful than your typical [[narcovideo]]. Even before the camera went up, it is evident that the surprise guest has already endured severe pain and torture beyond what is typical of a cartel execution; having had both his hands severed, face scalped off, eyes gouged out and a catheter rammed up his bunghole constantly injecting him with AIDs and adrenaline just to keep him conscious and alive longer for maximal pain. Within the given screen time, his torturers struggle to cut his throat with a sickle and a box cutter knife. It is considered one of the worst gore videos on the internet by those who have never seen [[The Power 5]]. If you listen past the gurgling cries and moans of agony, you might chime in on some techno/disco music playing in the background, which can make watching this video a total bop and a groove. Despite being named "Funky town", the actual song called ''Funkytown'' only plays at like the last 20 seconds of the video though, almost enough to avoid a [[youtube|Jew Tube]] Copyright strike.

==Transcript==
Since [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is an [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|English ecncyclopedia]], you probably don't speak Taco, but not to worry- we've got you covered. (Translation is courtesy of Screamer Wiki.)

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="max-width:300px;">
0:03 “There, the boxcutter! Get the boxcutter!”

0:07 “This shit (machete) isn’t cutting right.”

0:09 “Look… you have this shit upside down.”

0:15 (after the victim screams) “Put the stick in him (his mouth).”

0:25 “Jairo!” (calling someone over) “Help me step on him! You’re a big guy.”

0:28 “Sure, bro” -Jairo(?)

0:32-0:45 Intelligible: At least ~3 people speak here all at once

0:45 “This shit (boxcutter) isn’t cutting right, bro…”

0:48 “It isn’t cutting?”

0:50 “How’s it not cutting right?”

0:51 “Open it more” (the boxcutter, as in extend the blade further)

1:00 “He bit it. I was trying to cut his tongue off. Let it go!” (after the victim bites down on the boxcutter blade)

1:03 “Let it go.” “Make him scream!”

1:05 and 1:08 “Put the stick in his mouth.” “Put it in, put it in, put it in.”

1:12 and 1:16 “Fucking stick it in here (victim’s mouth) so he won’t scream.” “He’s going to keep screaming.”

1:20 “That’s it…” (after the victim tries to scream)

1:23-1:41 Intelligible: the victim loudly gurgles on blood as his throat is repeatedly cut with the boxcutter

1:41 “You picked the wrong side, you son of a mother fucking bitch.” (directed at victim)

1:48-2:15 Mostly intelligible: more gurgling and background music (Guns N’ Roses - Sweet Child O’ Mine starts at 1:59)

2:02 “What the hell?…” -background

2:15 “You son of a bitch”

2:19 “Put a towel on him (victim’s neck).” -background

2:19 “Dany/Dani, step on him! Stand on his chest, dude.” -the cameraman(?)

2:25 “Fuck…”

2:28 Lipps Inc. - Funkytown starts playing

2:29 “Just let him go (die) now.”

2:31 “Cut his… cut his… cut his hands so they bleed” (? indirect as the victim no longer has hands)

2:42 “It doesn’t matter anymore.”
</div>
{{clear}}

==Music Selection==
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|<youtube>BRUxIayV6k4</youtube>'''DJ Toys - Put Your Hands Up In The Air
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Supposedly, ''More Than A Woman'' by Bees Gees, ''Recuerdos of Una Noche'' by Los Pasteles Verdes and ''Beat It'' by [[Michael Jackson]] are also audible in the video, but you watch it and tell me if you hear them; they probably played for a literal second before being changed for something more <big>'''''groovy'''''</big>.

==Funky Town on YouTube==
On July, 16th, 2023, a grainy, low-quality version of FunkyTown was uploaded to [[YouTube]] by a user named [[Mr Beast|Mr Bist]], which amassed [[over 9000|54,000 veiws]] and remained on the site for about 7 months before YouTube's [[anti-Lulz]] measures detected the video on March 15th, 2024.

*{{wayback|1=youtube.com/watch?v=EHbi9QeLNOE|2=20240315221456|title=Archive}}

=='Scroll Down' page==
In yet another act of [[win]] from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], a [[gif]] version of funkytown was featured on the '[https://www.screamer.wiki/Scroll_Down Scroll Down]' page before the video became well known to the public receptacle and before the name "funkytown" was attributed to it. The 'Scroll Down' article was intended as a level 2 for people who completed the '[[Offended]]' page challenge, but it has since been deleted due to nondescript [[animal abuse]] content.

{{quote|I remembered this was in the Scroll Down page of Encyclopedia Dramatica a while ago before it was actually popular. I was actually fucked up in the mind when i first saw that.|[[Likeicare]]}}

==Funkytown 2: Electric Boogaloo==
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Another video dubbed '''Funkytown soccer'''/'''Funkytown football''' began to circulate in 2021, which is rumored to be filmed by the same people responsible for the original or at least filmed in the same set. The video depicts some kids playing with some dead guy's heart that they visibly tore out of his chest and then kicking around his decapitated head like a soccer ball. This video is also known as '''Narco Playtime'''/'''Narco Soccer''' and also "'''Hi'''".

==Misc. Videos==
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{{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>cTFdS7tEsAA</youtube>'''Recreated in People Playground for the [[sissy|especially squeamish]].
|<youtube>mGhnfj7l6w8</youtube>'''Animated.
|<youtube>eJNph6CoKSA</youtube>'''Random kid predicts Funkytown a decade prior to the gore video.
|<youtube>nwPb2Riy5uo</youtube>'''A pretty good video documentary on the Funkytown gore video.
|<youtube>Ms6YYRqWbEw</youtube>'''[[Baldi's Basics|Baldi]] Reacts.
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==See Also==
*[[3Guys1Hammer]]
*[[Beheading video]]
*[[Graphic Violence]]
*[[Narcovideo]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.screamer.wiki/FunkyTown Screamer Wiki coverage]
*{{KYM|memes/funkytown-mexico-cartel-video|KnowYourMeme coverage}}, because brutally killing a guy is a LOLSOFUNNY meme apparently.
*{{KYM|memes/narco-playtime-narco-football|Narco Soccer's got a KYM too}}

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Josef Mengele

2025-08-08T03:55:44Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* See Also */

[[image:SmilinJoeMengele.jpg|thumb|right|Josef was such a chirpy Fascist...]]
[[image:Mengelulz.jpg|thumb|Mengelulz]]
[[image:Mengy-Kun.png|thumb|Oh, Japan]]
Doctor Josef Mengele was one of the world's greatest scientists. This good doctor and fine humanitarian showed people the real way of life. Some of his work included:

*Killing a fuckton of kikes in various lulzy ways
*Getting his medical degree revoked years after his death
*Accidentally aiding the development of lasik surgery while playing around with iodine and little Jews
*Trying to create innovative ways to transfer organs (and failing at it)
*AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, ZOMFG SLAYER WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIM HE MUST BE SOOOOO HXC!!!1! FUCK YES NAZIS R AWESUM

It is [[alleged]] that he repeatedly told Jews that if they volunteered for his experiments, they'd get better food, better shelter, and a better chance to survive the camp. This was kinda true, cause he'd pamper the motherfuckers until he felt like pulling out their cunts and stitching someone's cock on the wound. That just maybe have contributed somewhat to the [[lulz|painful deaths]] that pretty much all of his "patients" ended up with. Maybe. Or, with his track record of failure, it's possible he actually WAS trying to help them.

He was awarded the [[Nobel Prize for Racism]] in 1972, "For his theories concerning twins and his discoveries through human experimentation." However, Mengele had his visa application denied by the U.S. government and couldn't travel to Alabama to the Prize ceremony.

__TOC__

==Mengele's Secret Fetish==
It is now widely known that Joseph Mengele was a [[Greedy|hoarder]]. Some people hoard marbles, others hoard cats, but Joe liked to hoard twins. Little skinny Jewish twins that he had freighted in from all over Europe on the highly efficient German train system. Brave doctor Mengele realized that if Jews could reproduce two at a time that they would outnumber the [[white_people|master race]] in [[at least 100 years]]. So he set off to some [[Shit nobody cares about|highly important research]]:

*What happens if you sew the twins together
*What happens when you switch around their organs, and if they were a boy twin and a girl twin, switch around their genitals
*If you put dye in someone's eye, can you make their eyes blue? (he used twins so he could compare the "before" and "after")

But they didn't have to be separate twins. No, Doc Joe had lots of fun with Siamese twins:

*Killing one twin just to see if the other could survive
*Separating the twins
*Separating two sets of twins, then sewing ones from different pairs together
*Putting more dye in their eyes

Fuck, what was it with him and dye?

Twins weren't enough for our boy Joe. He had a fierce [[midget]] fetish. At one point, he had even procured a big ol' family of professional midgets, parading them around all the other Nazi officers so while others were sacking towns and burning ancient shit, he could feel as if he'd accomplished something bigger than "discovered you can't dye people's eyes".

==Manhunting Mengele==
Alas, once [[World War II|the war]] was over and [[Israel]] started to get some free time, Golda Meir and her flunkies got together and wondered where all the twins went (but not the short fuckers, for everyone assumed that they were off making chocolate for a pedophile while in orange face paint).

This is the part of the story where all the Slayer fanboys decide that they'll just ignore everything about him other than the shit with the twins.

{{quote|Now Joseph Mengele, that's Doctors without borders.|Aron Flam}}

Jo Jo had given the Jews the slip, and had already fled like a bitch to [[Argentina]], where he passed his time by getting together with all the other ex-Nazis and [[Pedophilia|holding youth groups]]. They never found him, by the time they'd gotten a good lead on his whereabouts, he'd gone off and gotten his skinny ass drowned while trying (and naturally, failing) to save some kid.

Before he did that, though, he managed to do [http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Brazil-Twin-Town-Nazi-Doctor-Josef-Mengele-Angel-Of-Death-Behind-High-Birth-Rate-Of-Blond-Twins/Article/200901415208375?lpos=World_News_Article_Related_Content_Region_9&lid=ARTICLE_15208375_Brazil_Twin_Town%3A_Nazi_Doctor_Josef_Mengele_Angel_Of_Death_Behind_High_Birth_Rate_Of_Blond_Twins SOMETHING right]

[[image:Mengele_alignment.jpg|thumb|Doctor! Doctor! Give me the Jews!]]

==See Also==
*[[Guro]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[John Money]]

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Gay Rap

2025-08-07T19:52:00Z

Gaydolfjitler: Added Achtung

{{Stub}}
{{Achtung|OH GOD OH FUCK, [[The Booty Warrior|BIG DICK RANDY]] IS STILL ALIVE}}
:''Not to be confused with [[Gay Rape]], though it is related.''
'''Gay Rap''' is a well-respected genre of rap which brings together the [[niggery]] of [[rap]] and [[faggotry]] of [[you|gays]]. Currently in a day and age where music has long since [[Monica Lewinsky|sucked]], gay rap is the only place you can still find any talent. It is quite ironic since these are probably the only creators who managed to make a successful career without sucking off [[P Diddy|Sean Combs]].

== Notable Creators ==

=== Digbar ===
Digbar is the most infamous gay rapper and there is no telling me otherwise. His work goes back to 2021 and is best known for folk music about a legendary creature known as Big Dick Randy. Randy is a big nigga who dresses up as a granny and on Halloween night he goes looking for booty. Not many people have survived to tell the tale of Big Dick Randy but Digbar did (Randy stole his butt in the process, mind you). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05IlyyS7l4 Big Dick Randy Music Video]
Below is an excerpt of one of his finest of poems about the american holiday called Black Friday.
{{squote
|
 Booty lined up like that shit Jewish, get yo' shit sprayed
 Black Friday special: double penetrate, then dick glaze
 Tear that bussy raw, now he can't wipe his ass for six days
 Cocks, touch yo' dick, create a better man
 Send that boy back home wit' dried up nut across his weddin' band
 He dranked on these titties just for sport, but this no letterman
 Boy, catch me on the tip of hella spears like Kevin Federline
 What the fuck, did that nigga say the dick was half off?
 All you finna smell is fuck, we gettin' drenched in ass broth
|2=[Black Friday, Digbar]]
|3=[https://genius.com/Digbar-black-friday-lyrics]}}
<youtube>i05IlyyS7l4</youtube>
<youtube>w1yIpDAgS0A</youtube>
=== Nigpro ===
[[File:Gay Niggas From Goatse Galaxy Cover.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Gay Niggas from Goatse Galaxy]]

Nigpro Records a.k.a. [[powerword|Hydracoque]] has been in [[the game]] since [[at least 100 years|at least 2018]] with his debut [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reF-6rw7aJE Gay Nigga Hours]. His music typically features wholesome themes including but not limited to necrophilia, [[bestiality]], smoking crack out of ballsacks, cannibalism, [[rape|assault with a friendly weapon]] and [[pedophilia|other fun hobbies]] amongst the [[Homosexuality|LGTV]] community. It is more difficult to find a track of Nigpros that isn't catchy or about catching AIDS then it is to find one that is AIDS. His most popular song is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNEgPwOpQjQ Niggas in my Butthole] from the Gay Niggas From [[Goatse]] Galaxy album, but just listening to that song does not do it the justice it deserves, especially if you don't listen to Niggas in my Dick Hole first. Nigpro and Digbar made a collaboration in 2023 called [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTxpndyA5ic Fatality]. A lot of his music can be found on [[Archive.org]].
<youtube>B0HtgiUCujw</youtube>
<youtube>kYgDgtEdPHk</youtube>

=== JakeHole ===
Jake Hole a.k.a. "Jake with the Cake" is another gay rapper albeit not as big as Digbar or Nigpro. He often collabs with Digbar such as in the track [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ11ozXW4Qw Boutta Blow].

== External Links ==
*{{archiveorg|@hydracoque|Nigpro}}
*{{yt|@|Hydracoque|Nigpro}}
*{{yt|@|itsdigbar|Digbar}}

{{portals|gay|music}}
{{Rap}}
[[Category:Music Genres]]

Gay Rap

2025-08-07T19:41:43Z

Gaydolfjitler: Added more music

{{Stub}}
:''Not to be confused with [[Gay Rape]], though it is related.''
'''Gay Rap''' is a well-respected genre of rap which brings together the [[niggery]] of [[rap]] and [[faggotry]] of [[you|gays]]. Currently in a day and age where music has long since [[Monica Lewinsky|sucked]], gay rap is the only place you can still find any talent. It is quite ironic since these are probably the only creators who managed to make a successful career without sucking off [[P Diddy|Sean Combs]].

== Notable Creators ==

=== Digbar ===
Digbar is the most infamous gay rapper and there is no telling me otherwise. His work goes back to 2021 and is best known for folk music about a legendary creature known as Big Dick Randy. Randy is a big nigga who dresses up as a granny and on Halloween night he goes looking for booty. Not many people have survived to tell the tale of Big Dick Randy but Digbar did (Randy stole his butt in the process, mind you). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05IlyyS7l4 Big Dick Randy Music Video]
Below is an excerpt of one of his finest of poems about the american holiday called Black Friday.
{{squote
|
 Booty lined up like that shit Jewish, get yo' shit sprayed
 Black Friday special: double penetrate, then dick glaze
 Tear that bussy raw, now he can't wipe his ass for six days
 Cocks, touch yo' dick, create a better man
 Send that boy back home wit' dried up nut across his weddin' band
 He dranked on these titties just for sport, but this no letterman
 Boy, catch me on the tip of hella spears like Kevin Federline
 What the fuck, did that nigga say the dick was half off?
 All you finna smell is fuck, we gettin' drenched in ass broth
|2=[Black Friday, Digbar]]
|3=[https://genius.com/Digbar-black-friday-lyrics]}}
<youtube>i05IlyyS7l4</youtube>
<youtube>w1yIpDAgS0A</youtube>
=== Nigpro ===
[[File:Gay Niggas From Goatse Galaxy Cover.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Gay Niggas from Goatse Galaxy]]

Nigpro Records a.k.a. [[powerword|Hydracoque]] has been in [[the game]] since [[at least 100 years|at least 2018]] with his debut [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reF-6rw7aJE Gay Nigga Hours]. His music typically features wholesome themes including but not limited to necrophilia, [[bestiality]], smoking crack out of ballsacks, cannibalism, [[rape|assault with a friendly weapon]] and [[pedophilia|other fun hobbies]] amongst the [[Homosexuality|LGTV]] community. It is more difficult to find a track of Nigpros that isn't catchy or about catching AIDS then it is to find one that is AIDS. His most popular song is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNEgPwOpQjQ Niggas in my Butthole] from the Gay Niggas From [[Goatse]] Galaxy album, but just listening to that song does not do it the justice it deserves, especially if you don't listen to Niggas in my Dick Hole first. Nigpro and Digbar made a collaboration in 2023 called [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTxpndyA5ic Fatality]. A lot of his music can be found on [[Archive.org]].
<youtube>B0HtgiUCujw</youtube>
<youtube>kYgDgtEdPHk</youtube>

=== JakeHole ===
Jake Hole a.k.a. "Jake with the Cake" is another gay rapper albeit not as big as Digbar or Nigpro. He often collabs with Digbar such as in the track [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ11ozXW4Qw Boutta Blow].

== External Links ==
*{{archiveorg|@hydracoque|Nigpro}}
*{{yt|@|Hydracoque|Nigpro}}
*{{yt|@|itsdigbar|Digbar}}

{{portals|gay|music}}
{{Rap}}
[[Category:Music Genres]]

Gay Rap

2025-08-07T15:41:52Z

Gaydolfjitler: Added some songs to Nigpro

{{Stub}}
:''Not to be confused with [[Gay Rape]], though it is related.''
'''Gay Rap''' is a well-respected genre of rap which brings together the [[niggery]] of [[rap]] and [[faggotry]] of [[you|gays]]. Currently in a day and age where music has long since [[Monica Lewinsky|sucked]], gay rap is the only place you can still find any talent. It is quite ironic since these are probably the only creators who managed to make a successful career without sucking off [[P Diddy|Sean Combs]].

== Notable Creators ==

=== Digbar ===
Digbar is the most infamous gay rapper and there is no telling me otherwise. His work goes back to 2021 and is best known for folk music about a legendary creature known as Big Dick Randy. Randy is a big nigga who dresses up as a granny and on Halloween night he goes looking for booty. Not many people have survived to tell the tale of Big Dick Randy but Digbar did (Randy stole his butt in the process, mind you). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05IlyyS7l4 Big Dick Randy Music Video]
=== Nigpro ===
[[File:Gay Niggas From Goatse Galaxy Cover.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Gay Niggas from Goatse Galaxy]]

Nigpro Records a.k.a. [[powerword|Hydracoque]] has been in [[the game]] since [[at least 100 years|at least 2018]] with his debut [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reF-6rw7aJE Gay Nigga Hours]. His music typically features wholesome themes including but not limited to necrophilia, [[bestiality]], smoking crack out of ballsacks, cannibalism, [[rape|assault with a friendly weapon]] and [[pedophilia|other fun hobbies]] amongst the [[Homosexuality|LGTV]] community. It is more difficult to find a track of Nigpros that isn't catchy or about catching AIDS then it is to find one that is AIDS. His most popular song is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNEgPwOpQjQ Niggas in my Butthole] from the Gay Niggas From [[Goatse]] Galaxy album, but just listening to that song does not do it the justice it deserves, especially if you don't listen to Niggas in my Dick Hole first. Nigpro and Digbar made a collaboration in 2023 called [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTxpndyA5ic Fatality]. A lot of his music can be found on [[Archive.org]].
<youtube>B0HtgiUCujw</youtube>
<youtube>kYgDgtEdPHk</youtube>

=== JakeHole ===
Jake Hole a.k.a. "Jake with the Cake" is another gay rapper albeit not as big as Digbar or Nigpro. He often collabs with Digbar such as in the track [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ11ozXW4Qw Boutta Blow].

== External Links ==
*{{archiveorg|@hydracoque|Nigpro}}
*{{yt|@|Hydracoque|Nigpro}}
*{{yt|@|itsdigbar|Digbar}}

{{portals|gay|music}}
{{Rap}}
[[Category:Music Genres]]

Gay Rap

2025-08-07T03:27:23Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* Nigpro */

{{Stub}}

Gay Rap (Not to be confused with [[Gay Rape]] though it is related) is a well respected genre of rap which brings together the [[Niggery]] of [[rap]] and [[Faggotry]] of [[you|Gay]]. Currently in a day and age where music has long since [[Monica Lewinsky|sucked]], gay rap is the only place you will still find any talent. It is quite ironic since these are probably the only creators who managed to make a successful career without Sucking off [[P Diddy|Sean Combs]].

== Notable Creators ==

=== Digbar ===
Digbar is the most infamous gay rapper and there is no telling me otherwise. His work goes back to 2021 and is most well known for folk music about a legendary creature known as Big Dick Randy. Randy is a big Nigga who dresses up as a granny and on Halloween night he goes looking for booty. Not many people have survived to tell the tale of big dick randy but DigBar did (mind you randy stole his butt in the process). [https://youtu.be/i05IlyyS7l4?list=RDi05IlyyS7l4 Big Dick Randy Music Video]
=== Nigpro ===
[[File:Gay Niggas From Goatse Galaxy Cover.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Gay Niggas from Goatse Galaxy]]

Nigpro Records AKA [[powerword|Hydracoque]] has been in [[the game]] since [[100 years|at least 2018]] with his debut [https://youtu.be/reF-6rw7aJE?si=H1NXfpsG4ab6ssIA Gay Nigga Hours]. His music typically features wholesome themes including but not limited to Necrophilia, [[Beastiality]], Smoking crack out of ball sacks, Canabalism, [[rape|Assault with a friendly weapon]] and [[pedophilia|other fun hobbies]] amongst the [[Homosexuality|LGTV]] community. It is more difficult to find a track of Nigpros that isn't catchy and about catching aids then it is to find one that is aids. His most popular song is [https://youtu.be/pNEgPwOpQjQ?si=jnIIKrNfEpgfv3Gp Niggas in my Butthole] from the Gay Niggas From [[Goatse]] Galaxy album, but just listening to that song does not do it the justice it deserves, especially if you don't listen to Niggas in my Dick Hole first. Nigpro and Digbar made a collaboration in 2023 called [https://youtu.be/rTxpndyA5ic?list=RDrTxpndyA5ic Fatality]. A lot of his music can be found on [[Archive.org]].

=== JakeHole ===
Jake Hole AKA "Jake with the cake" is another gay rapper albeit not as big as Digbar or Nigpro. He often collabs with Digbar such as in the track [https://youtu.be/SJ11ozXW4Qw?list=RDSJ11ozXW4Qw Boutta Blow]

== See Also ==
* [https://archive.org/details/@hydracoque/lists Nigpros Archive.org]
* [https://www.youtube.com/@Hydracoque Hydrocoque Youtube]
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaVKKJEPsVIB4jdFEtC6TOw Digbar Youtube]

{{Music}}
{{Rap}}

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2025-08-07T03:20:10Z

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Gay Rap

2025-08-07T03:17:20Z

Gaydolfjitler:

{{Stub}}

Gay Rap (Not to be confused with [[Gay Rape]] though it is related) is a well respected genre of rap which brings together the [[Niggery]] of [[rap]] and [[Faggotry]] of [[you|Gay]]. Currently in a day and age where music has long since [[Monica Lewinsky|sucked]], gay rap is the only place you will still find any talent. It is quite ironic since these are probably the only creators who managed to make a successful career without Sucking off [[P Diddy|Sean Combs]].

== Notable Creators ==

=== Digbar ===
Digbar is the most infamous gay rapper and there is no telling me otherwise. His work goes back to 2021 and is most well known for folk music about a legendary creature known as Big Dick Randy. Randy is a big Nigga who dresses up as a granny and on Halloween night he goes looking for booty. Not many people have survived to tell the tale of big dick randy but DigBar did (mind you randy stole his butt in the process). [https://youtu.be/i05IlyyS7l4?list=RDi05IlyyS7l4 Big Dick Randy Music Video]
=== Nigpro ===
Nigpro Records AKA [[powerword|Hydracoque]] has been in [[the game]] since [[100 years|at least 2018]] with his debut [https://youtu.be/reF-6rw7aJE?si=H1NXfpsG4ab6ssIA Gay Nigga Hours]. His music typically features wholesome themes including but not limited to Necrophilia, [[Beastiality]], Smoking crack out of ball sacks, Canabalism, [[rape|Assault with a friendly weapon]] and [[pedophilia|other fun hobbies]] amongst the [[Homosexuality|LGTV]] community. It is more difficult to find a track of Nigpros that isn't catchy and about catching aids then it is to find one that is aids. His most popular song is [https://youtu.be/pNEgPwOpQjQ?si=jnIIKrNfEpgfv3Gp Niggas in my Butthole] from the Gay Niggas From [[Goatse]] Galaxy album, but just listening to that song does not do it the justice it deserves, especially if you don't listen to Niggas in my Dick Hole first. Nigpro and Digbar made a collaboration in 2023 called [https://youtu.be/rTxpndyA5ic?list=RDrTxpndyA5ic Fatality]. A lot of his music can be found on [[Archive.org]].

=== JakeHole ===
Jake Hole AKA "Jake with the cake" is another gay rapper albeit not as big as Digbar or Nigpro. He often collabs with Digbar such as in the track [https://youtu.be/SJ11ozXW4Qw?list=RDSJ11ozXW4Qw Boutta Blow]

== See Also ==
* [https://archive.org/details/@hydracoque/lists Nigpros Archive.org]
* [https://www.youtube.com/@Hydracoque Hydrocoque Youtube]
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaVKKJEPsVIB4jdFEtC6TOw Digbar Youtube]

{{Music}}
{{Rap}}

Gay Rap

2025-08-07T03:14:50Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* Nigpro */

{{Stub}}

Gay Rap (Not to be confused with [[Gay Rape]] though it is related) is a well respected genre of rap which brings together the [[Niggery]] of [[rap]] and [[Faggotry]] of [[you|Gay]]. Currently in a day and age where music has long since [[Monica Lewinsky|sucked]], gay rap is the only place you will still find any talent. It is quite ironic since these are probably the only creators who managed to make a successful career without Sucking off [[P Diddy|Sean Combs]].

== Notable Creators ==

=== Digbar ===
Digbar is the most infamous gay rapper and there is no telling me otherwise. His work goes back to 2021 and is most well known for folk music about a legendary creature known as Big Dick Randy. Randy is a big Nigga who dresses up as a granny and on Halloween night he goes looking for booty. Not many people have survived to tell the tale of big dick randy but DigBar did (mind you randy stole his butt in the process). [https://youtu.be/i05IlyyS7l4?list=RDi05IlyyS7l4 Big Dick Randy Music Video]
=== Nigpro ===
Nigpro Records AKA [[powerword|Hydracoque]] has been in [[the game]] since [[100 years|at least 2018]] with his debut [https://youtu.be/reF-6rw7aJE?si=H1NXfpsG4ab6ssIA Gay Nigga Hours]. His music typically features wholesome themes including but not limited to Necrophilia, [[Beastiality]], Smoking crack out of ball sacks, Canabalism, [[rape|Assault with a friendly weapon]] and [[pedophilia|other fun hobbies]] amongst the [[Homosexuality|LGTV]] community. It is more difficult to find a track of Nigpros that isn't catchy and about catching aids then it is to find one that is aids. His most popular song is [https://youtu.be/pNEgPwOpQjQ?si=jnIIKrNfEpgfv3Gp Niggas in my Butthole] from the Gay Niggas From [[Goatse]] Galaxy album, but just listening to that song does not do it the justice it deserves, especially if you don't listen to Niggas in my Dick Hole first. Nigpro and Digbar made a collaboration in 2023 called [https://youtu.be/rTxpndyA5ic?list=RDrTxpndyA5ic Fatality]. A lot of his music can be found on [[Archive.org]].

=== JakeHole ===
Jake Hole AKA "Jake with the cake" is another gay rapper albeit not as big as Digbar or Nigpro. He often collabs with Digbar such as in the track [https://youtu.be/SJ11ozXW4Qw?list=RDSJ11ozXW4Qw Boutta Blow]

{{Music}}
{{Rap}}

Gay Rap

2025-08-07T03:13:58Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* Nigpro */

{{Stub}}

Gay Rap (Not to be confused with [[Gay Rape]] though it is related) is a well respected genre of rap which brings together the [[Niggery]] of [[rap]] and [[Faggotry]] of [[you|Gay]]. Currently in a day and age where music has long since [[Monica Lewinsky|sucked]], gay rap is the only place you will still find any talent. It is quite ironic since these are probably the only creators who managed to make a successful career without Sucking off [[P Diddy|Sean Combs]].

== Notable Creators ==

=== Digbar ===
Digbar is the most infamous gay rapper and there is no telling me otherwise. His work goes back to 2021 and is most well known for folk music about a legendary creature known as Big Dick Randy. Randy is a big Nigga who dresses up as a granny and on Halloween night he goes looking for booty. Not many people have survived to tell the tale of big dick randy but DigBar did (mind you randy stole his butt in the process). [https://youtu.be/i05IlyyS7l4?list=RDi05IlyyS7l4 Big Dick Randy Music Video]
=== Nigpro ===
Nigpro Records AKA [[powerword|Hydracoque]] has been in [[the game]] since [[100 years|at least 2018]] with his debut [https://youtu.be/reF-6rw7aJE?si=H1NXfpsG4ab6ssIA Gay Nigga Hours]. His music typically features wholesome themes including but not limited to Necrophilia, [[Beastiality]], Smoking crack out of ball sacks, Canabalism, [[rape|Assault with a friendly weapon]] and [[pedophilia|other fun hobbies]] amongst the [[Homosexuality|LGTV]] community. It is more difficult to find a track of Nigpros that isn't catchy and about catching aids then it is to find one that is aids. His most popular song is [https://youtu.be/pNEgPwOpQjQ?si=jnIIKrNfEpgfv3Gp Niggas in my Butthole] from the Gay Niggas From [[Goatse]] Galaxy album, but just listening to that song does not do it the justice it deserves, especially if you don't listen to Niggas in my Dick Hole first. Nigpro and Digbar made a collaboration in 2023 called [https://youtu.be/rTxpndyA5ic?list=RDrTxpndyA5ic Fatality].

=== JakeHole ===
Jake Hole AKA "Jake with the cake" is another gay rapper albeit not as big as Digbar or Nigpro. He often collabs with Digbar such as in the track [https://youtu.be/SJ11ozXW4Qw?list=RDSJ11ozXW4Qw Boutta Blow]

{{Music}}
{{Rap}}

Gay Rap

2025-08-07T03:12:55Z

Gaydolfjitler:

{{Stub}}

Gay Rap (Not to be confused with [[Gay Rape]] though it is related) is a well respected genre of rap which brings together the [[Niggery]] of [[rap]] and [[Faggotry]] of [[you|Gay]]. Currently in a day and age where music has long since [[Monica Lewinsky|sucked]], gay rap is the only place you will still find any talent. It is quite ironic since these are probably the only creators who managed to make a successful career without Sucking off [[P Diddy|Sean Combs]].

== Notable Creators ==

=== Digbar ===
Digbar is the most infamous gay rapper and there is no telling me otherwise. His work goes back to 2021 and is most well known for folk music about a legendary creature known as Big Dick Randy. Randy is a big Nigga who dresses up as a granny and on Halloween night he goes looking for booty. Not many people have survived to tell the tale of big dick randy but DigBar did (mind you randy stole his butt in the process). [https://youtu.be/i05IlyyS7l4?list=RDi05IlyyS7l4 Big Dick Randy Music Video]
=== Nigpro ===
Nigpro Records AKA [[powerword|Hydracoque]] has been in [[the game]] since [[100 years|at least 2018]] with his debut [https://youtu.be/reF-6rw7aJE?si=H1NXfpsG4ab6ssIA Gay Nigga Hours]. His music typically features wholesome themes including but not limited to Necrophilia, [[Beastiality]], Smoking crack out of ball sacks, Canabalism, [[rape|Assault with a friendly weapon]] and [[pedophilia|other fun hobbies]] amongst the [[Homosexuality|LGTV]] community. It is more difficult to find a track of Nigpros that isn't catchy and about catching aids then it is to find one that is aids. His most popular song is [https://youtu.be/pNEgPwOpQjQ?si=jnIIKrNfEpgfv3Gp Niggas in my Butthole] from the Gay Niggas From [[Goatse]] Galaxy album, but just listening to that song does not do it the justice it deserves, especially if you don't listen to Niggas in my Dick Hole first. Nigpro and Digbar made a collaboration in 2023 called Fatality.

=== JakeHole ===
Jake Hole AKA "Jake with the cake" is another gay rapper albeit not as big as Digbar or Nigpro. He often collabs with Digbar such as in the track [https://youtu.be/SJ11ozXW4Qw?list=RDSJ11ozXW4Qw Boutta Blow]

{{Music}}
{{Rap}}

Gay Rap

2025-08-07T03:11:07Z

Gaydolfjitler: Created page with "Gay Rap (Not to be confused with Gay Rape though it is related) is a well respected genre of rap which brings together the Niggery of rap and Faggotry of Gay. Currently in a day and age where music has long since sucked, gay rap is the only place you will still find any talent. It is quite ironic since these are probably the only creators who managed to make a successful career without Sucking off Sean Combs. == N..."

Gay Rap (Not to be confused with [[Gay Rape]] though it is related) is a well respected genre of rap which brings together the [[Niggery]] of [[rap]] and [[Faggotry]] of [[you|Gay]]. Currently in a day and age where music has long since [[Monica Lewinsky|sucked]], gay rap is the only place you will still find any talent. It is quite ironic since these are probably the only creators who managed to make a successful career without Sucking off [[P Diddy|Sean Combs]].

== Notable Creators ==

=== Digbar ===
Digbar is the most infamous gay rapper and there is no telling me otherwise. His work goes back to 2021 and is most well known for folk music about a legendary creature known as Big Dick Randy. Randy is a big Nigga who dresses up as a granny and on Halloween night he goes looking for booty. Not many people have survived to tell the tale of big dick randy but DigBar did (mind you randy stole his butt in the process). [https://youtu.be/i05IlyyS7l4?list=RDi05IlyyS7l4 Big Dick Randy Music Video]
=== Nigpro ===
Nigpro Records AKA [[powerword|Hydracoque]] has been in [[the game]] since [[100 years|at least 2018]] with his debut [https://youtu.be/reF-6rw7aJE?si=H1NXfpsG4ab6ssIA Gay Nigga Hours]. His music typically features wholesome themes including but not limited to Necrophilia, [[Beastiality]], Smoking crack out of ball sacks, Canabalism, [[rape|Assault with a friendly weapon]] and [[pedophilia|other fun hobbies]] amongst the [[Homosexuality|LGTV]] community. It is more difficult to find a track of Nigpros that isn't catchy and about catching aids then it is to find one that is aids. His most popular song is [https://youtu.be/pNEgPwOpQjQ?si=jnIIKrNfEpgfv3Gp Niggas in my Butthole] from the Gay Niggas From [[Goatse]] Galaxy album, but just listening to that song does not do it the justice it deserves, especially if you don't listen to Niggas in my Dick Hole first. Nigpro and Digbar made a collaboration in 2023 called Fatality.

=== JakeHole ===
Jake Hole AKA "Jake with the cake" is another gay rapper albeit not as big as Digbar or Nigpro. He often collabs with Digbar such as in the track [https://youtu.be/SJ11ozXW4Qw?list=RDSJ11ozXW4Qw Boutta Blow]

User:Gaydolfjitler/Sandbox

2025-08-07T03:09:28Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* Notable Creators */

Gay Rap is a well respected genre of rap which brings together the [[Niggery]] of [[rap]] and [[Faggotry]] of [[you|Gay]]. Currently in a day and age where music has long since [[Monica Lewinsky|sucked]], gay rap is the only place you will still find any talent. It is quite ironic since these are probably the only creators who managed to make a successful career without Sucking off [[P Diddy|Sean Combs]].

== Notable Creators ==

=== Digbar ===
Digbar is the most infamous gay rapper and there is no telling me otherwise. His work goes back to 2021 and is most well known for folk music about a legendary creature known as Big Dick Randy. Randy is a big Nigga who dresses up as a granny and on Halloween night he goes looking for booty. Not many people have survived to tell the tale of big dick randy but DigBar did (mind you randy stole his butt in the process). [https://youtu.be/i05IlyyS7l4?list=RDi05IlyyS7l4 Big Dick Randy Music Video]
=== Nigpro ===
Nigpro Records AKA [[powerword|Hydracoque]] has been in [[the game]] since [[100 years|at least 2018]] with his debut [https://youtu.be/reF-6rw7aJE?si=H1NXfpsG4ab6ssIA Gay Nigga Hours]. His music typically features wholesome themes including but not limited to Necrophilia, [[Beastiality]], Smoking crack out of ball sacks, Canabalism, [[rape|Assault with a friendly weapon]] and [[pedophilia|other fun hobbies]] amongst the [[Homosexuality|LGTV]] community. It is more difficult to find a track of Nigpros that isn't catchy and about catching aids then it is to find one that is aids. His most popular song is [https://youtu.be/pNEgPwOpQjQ?si=jnIIKrNfEpgfv3Gp Niggas in my Butthole] from the Gay Niggas From [[Goatse]] Galaxy album, but just listening to that song does not do it the justice it deserves, especially if you don't listen to Niggas in my Dick Hole first. Nigpro and Digbar made a collaboration in 2023 called Fatality.

=== JakeHole ===
Jake Hole AKA "Jake with the cake" is another gay rapper albeit not as big as Digbar or Nigpro. He often collabs with Digbar such as in the track [https://youtu.be/SJ11ozXW4Qw?list=RDSJ11ozXW4Qw Boutta Blow]

User:Gaydolfjitler/Sandbox

2025-08-07T02:51:15Z

Gaydolfjitler:

User:Gaydolfjitler/Sandbox

2025-08-07T02:44:20Z

Gaydolfjitler: Gay Rap

Disney

2025-08-04T16:07:50Z

Gaydolfjitler: Linked shit nigga

<center>{{frame|[[File:Badass Mickey.png|center|[[How Do I Shot Web?|"How do I controlled the world?"]]]]|background=red|border=black}}</center>

'''Disney''', also known as '''Die Mausefalle''' (The Mousetrap), is an [[Co$|entertainment company]], created by [[freemason|Walt Disney]]. Upon posthumous commands from Herr Führer Disney himself, current Disney [https://en.bab.la/dictionary/german-english/kompaniefuehrer Kompanieführer] Robert Iger commands troops from [[Over 9000|many]] factions of [[old media]] as well as [[teh]] [[internets]]. With the use of said troops, Kompanieführer Iger furthers the eventual goal to make us all brainwashed, [[16-year-old girl|16-year-old]], [[Yiffing|yiffing]] [[gays|flamersticks]] so that we may be the [[hookers and blow|hookers to his blow]]. Above all, Disney is a master at the art of trolling everyone and sending [[Lindsay Lohan|16-year-old]] [[Britney Spears|stars]] [[Vanessa Hudgens|out to their doom]].

==Disney history==
[[File:Mickey mouse meth.jpg|frame|center]]

[[Paedophilia|Disney]] was started at the same time as McDonalds, when two Swedish [[midgets]] called [[Juggalo|Ronald McDonald]] and [[Hitler|Walt Disney]] turned to each other in their [[concentration camp]] cell and started scheming the best ways to pwn [[children|children's]] [[money]].

After 1948, in his depression, Walt Disney created [[creepypasta|suicidemouse.avi]] in a vengeful attempt to cause the mass [[suicide]] of [[loli|children]]. He had to appeal to other audiences too, so Disney started preying on colored folks. However, slavery was later abolished and honkeys forgot black people existed and only [[at least 100|one hundred]] people saw the [[cartoon]].

Disney's next move was at multiculturalism, to show people of all races having fun and living in harmony. Disney also [[lie|cared about animals]] and liked to push innocent [[lemmings]] off of cliffs. But that was [[bullshit]] and Disney was banned from [[the internets]], so he got a job making serious news programs for the [[azns]] and was criticized when the Japanese wrote in, complaining that they could tell the difference between the characters.

So Disney gave up and made [[Win|pro-Nazi]] movies. [[Truth|These were received with universal acclaim, since everyone hated everyone else and every child wanted to be a Nazi.]] Herren Hare, Herr Mouse and Fuhrer Frog became the most popular cartoon characters EVA!!!

Walt Disney died in 1966 (actually [[Nobody cares|nobody cared]] when he died), breaking his neck while fellating himself. Sometime later, his brother Ray "Krock" Disney tried to merge the company with McDonalds. After this failed, his other brother, Roy, took over and ran the company into the ground by releasing terrible movies. In 1980, he was slaughtered in a coup by Michael the Eisner who later ruled with an iron fist. His known sexscapades with the seven dwarves soon stirred much controversy. Most recently, Herr Eisner was later killed by an assassin in a Goofy costume, rumoured to be [[Steve Jobs]].

Nowadays, the only people who watch Disney are creepy bastard [[furfags]], who like to [[fap|pretend they're fellating the Beast]] or something similarly sick, with Minnie Mouse, Daisy Duck and whatnot. The other audience seems to be [[fat]] [[16-year-old girl|16-year-old girls]], who obsess about Disney, because they have such a princely high standard, and [[failbook|facebook]] hoes who are too braindead to watch any good shows or movies.

==Walt Disney Parks and Resorts==
[[File:cometodisneyland.jpg|thumb|Disneyland loves children.]]
[[File:btm-accident.jpg|thumb|Go on Big Thunder, "It's killer" they said.]]
[[File:Mickey Mouse.jpg|thumb|Kids love Mickey Mouse.]]
[[File:MickeyTerrorist.jpg|thumb|Terrorists track down Mickey.]]

'''Disneyland''' (also known as '''[[Auschwitz|Mauschwitz]]''' or '''[[Israel|Das Judenland]]''') is known for being the am beschissensten place in the universe, since you have to wait several hours in the line, just to be in the ride around ten minutes and listen to a thirty-minute speech about how short life is. Normal people stay as far away as possible because (cost aside) it's filled with single, forty-something [[feminists]] dragging their [[loli|10-year-old daughters]] around by the arm, [[goths]], [[gays]], [[fatties]], [[emos]], [[Eurofags]] and a few [[Japanese]].

The only good thing to pass time there is [[Trolling|revealing the truth]] and [[for the lulz|watching]] how the little kids are scared to death when Mickey Mouse takes off his head to show the poor schmuck that really is. Which is what the kids deserve. You would have to be some kind of [[sick fuck]] to [[cosplay|enjoy dressing up like a cartoon character]] and [[childlove|touching kids]].

The only thing [[moar]] stupid than the park itself are the people who buy year-long passes. They are those [[Zombie|zombie-like]] [[basement dwellers]] who show up [[ALL CAPS|EVERY FUCKING DAY]], believing that they have the same entitlement as the company's executives and shareholders. Their form of [[lulz]] is to piss off everyone around them as much as they can, then complain to the employees so they can get as much free crap from Disney as possible. They can be spotted by the [[Mr. T|Herr T.]] style necklaces covering their shoulders.

Instead of being made of [[Money|gold]], 80's and [[win]], the "lanyards" as they are called are covered in pins that are pure [[AIDS|AIDS]] and [[FAIL|SCHEITERN]]. These pins are a status symbol; the more you have the cooler you are and they are often traded for money, sexual favors and sold at exorbitant prices to children trying to get in on the trading fun. The [[pornography|artsy photographer]] pass holders flock around the characters proving that they too are [[Closet Furry|closet furries]].

Commonly these passholders will drone on about how terrible or awful things are in the parks, and in the same sentence will tell you about how they keep up with all the changes, no matter how insignificant. The term belched the most from these passholders or "p'assholes" as they show their Disney issued I.D. card is "how much of a discount do I get?". If they wanted to save money, they would have not spent 10 USD on a hamburger or 5 USD on a drink.

Keep in mind. there are only a few ways to see Disney parks:
#When it is crowded and hot as fuck
#Crowded and raining
#When there are boards and walls up over most of the park, which is about 70% of the time.

==Disney movies==
[[File:Mickey Hitler..png|thumb|Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Maüs!]]
[[File:Vanessahudgens.jpg|thumb|Disney really tries to get their stars to branch out these days, gone are the days of Annette Funicello, this is [[Vanessa Hudgens]], star of Disney's ''[[High School Musical]]''.]]

Disney got rich by making, or rather shitting all over, stories that had been within public domain since at least the 1800's. However...they will [[Internet lawsuit|sue]] and [[Internet Tough Guy|threaten]] literally anybody who tries the same thing...claiming [[theft]] of [[Bullshit|Intellectual Property]] or some other crap to cover-up their [[butthurt]].

In your typical Disney movie, the characters sing their lungs over [[Portal:Sex|love]], [[life]], [[beastiality|friendship]] and other such whiny emo crap. The goal of any Disney movie is simply to enable parents to avoid spending time with their families and save a few bucks on a [[Prostitute|babysitter]]. Simply slam in a Disney DVD, press Play and you can have [[buttsecks]] with your wife, husband or drunken incestuous sister/teenage daughter safe in the knowledge that your children are enjoying such [[moralfag|wholesome]] fare as ''[[Jailbait|The Little Mermaid]]'', ''[[Arab|Aladdin]]'', ''[[Furfag|The Fox and the Hound]]'', ''[[Bestiality|Beauty and the Beast]]'' or ''[[Midget|Snow White]]''.

Over 99% of Disney movies depict some [[16-year-old girl]] liking some [[fucktard]] solely because he is [[Scene|famous]], [[Inbred|aristocratic]] or has [[money]]. This is where being [[truth|true]] to life [[die|ends]]. Except for that one movie in which the [[Loli|girl]] is kidnapped, raped and ends up with [[Stockholm syndrome]]. Or the one where [[bestiality|a fox and a hound become the best of friends]]. Why don't they foreshadow life itself for a change?

==Disney today==
[[File:Donald Duck Delivers..gif|thumb|Disney is [[Pr0n|family entertainment]].]]

<s>Disney is now known for its family entertainment.</s> The sordid history has long since been forgotten by [[Jews|all but a few]], and thus, people get very upset when you disparage any of Disney's otherwise clean-cut characters. Disney now makes only movies geared toward [[12-year-old girls]], such as [[Camp Rock]]. They also churn out awful [[The Asylum|direct-to-video]] sequels and take credit for films made by other, better companies such as Miramax, [[Dreamworks]] and [[Pixar]].

Thus, all of Disney's revenue now comes from its TV shows, [[Lindsay Lohan]] and its popular theme parks, Disneyland and Disneyworld. Disney owns some land in [[Europe]], where actors are encouraged to [[yiff]] on camera [https://wtf-inc.livejournal.com/3531836.html], which is the only exciting thing to happen there since most people there prefer theme parks based on their own crappy characters.

Disney has been very busy hiring sick paedophile fucks into their company. This practice is very prominent in the last few years, as shown in the making of [[Loli]] and Stitch, which is a cartoon about extraterrestrial bestiality, Winnie the Pooh and other stuff that nobody dares to point out, for [[Conspiracy theorists|fear of being pwnt by the Disnimati]].

They just [https://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/01/business/media/01disney.html bought Marvel Comics]. Enjoy the [[crossover]] comics and movies.

===Television shows===
When Disney creates a show, they'll almost always cancel it after around sixty five episodes. As a rule, all Disney shows must have the character's name in the title. Recent pieces of shit released have been titled ''[[Hannah Montana]]'', [[shit no one cares about|''The Suite Life of Zack and Cody'', ''Life with Derek'', ''JONAS'', ''Phil of the Future'' and ''That's So Raven'']]. Notice that the stars of these shows also have [[Shit|music careers]].

A trademark of a Disney show is its hideous puns, stereotypical characters forced laugh-tracks and overused and unoriginal plots. Of course, this is [[Shit|fucking hilarious]]. Also, these shows were copied by [[Nickelodeon]], with shows like [[iCarly]] and [[Victorious]]. But for some reason, iCarly took over one hundred episodes to finally be cancelled, but Victorious only took sixty and their latest shitcom, [[Lie|How To Rock]], was cancelled after [[fail|only twenty six episodes]]. They also cancelled another [[shit no one cares about|hit shitcom]], Bucket & Skinner's [[epic fail|Epic Adventures]], after only twenty six episodes also.

===How to make your own Disney TV show!===
[[Bullshit|Just fill in the blanks and have fun with your "original" plot!]]

{{quote|(Title) is a show where (main character) who goes to (fictional high/middle/prep School) who tries to be normal because she is a (secret agenda) and has to hide it|[[Srsly]]}}

===Make your own Disney movie plot===
[[File:AdultBabyDisneyPrincesses.jpg|thumb|[[Rule 34|No Exceptions]].]]
Follow this simple outline and you too can produce your own [[Lame|blockbuster hit]] and make millions of dollars:

''Once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived a young (boy/girl) who had tragically lost (his/her) (mother/father/both parents). One day, an (evil/old/homosexual/ethnic stereotype/hero) villain devises a (sinister plot) and takes over the entire kingdom with (bumbling, comic-relief sidekick) voiced by (Gilbert Gottfried/Cheech Marin/Patrick Warburton/The guy who played Charles on M*A*S*H). [[Asking for it|Though shy and reluctant at first, our hero eventually rises up]] with courage after suffering another horribly traumatic event somehow involving said dead parents. With the help of a (talking animal/fat guy/inanimate object) voiced by ([[RIP|Robin Williams]]/John Goodman/Tim Allen/Rosie O'Donnell/The guy who played Charles on M*A*S*H), (he/she) will defeat the villain despite impossible odds, and everybody learns a lesson about (kindness/honesty/friendship/family values/[[whatever]]). Just add a soundtrack with (Christina Aguilera/Hilary Duff/[[Elton John]]) and you're set.''

=="Borrowed" ideas==
[[File:BambiHunter.jpg|thumb|Anyone for more venison?]]

For those who believe Disney to be [[OC|creative]]:

*'''''''The Big Bad Wolf and the [[lemonparty|Three Little Pigs]]''''' (1933): James Orchard Halliwell, 1853.
*'''[[Shotacon|Pinocchio]]''' (1940): [[Italian]] children's story, published in 1883 by Carlo Collodi.
*'''Dumbo''' (1941): Written by Helen Aberson and drawn by Harold Pearl. First showed up on backside of a cereal package. Also the first Disney flick about mice (not counting ''Steamboat Willie'').
*'''''Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs''''' (1937): Brothers Grimm, 1812.
*'''''Fantasia'''' (1941) and ''''Fantasia 2000'''' (2000): The Sorcerer's Apprentice, 1797.
*'''''Bambi''''' (1942): By an Austrian named Felix Salten in 1923.
*'''''The Fox and the Hound''''' (1980): By an unpoular American author named Daniel P. [[The Matrix|Mannix]], released in 1967. However, the movie and book are about as different as night and day. Also one of two Disney movies about [[bestiality]] (the other is ''Beauty and the Beast'' from 1991).
*'''''Robin Hood''''' (1973): Very old [[British]] folk tale. Disney's version, however, has [[furry|anthropomorphic animals]] in lieu of the human characters.
*'''''[[Sandnigger|Aladdin]]''''' (1992): From ''1001 Arabian Nights'' author unknown, A.D. 600~800.
*'''''[[16 year old girl|Cinderella]]''''' (1950): From "Cinderella" by Charles Perrault, 1634. The story centers about a mistranslation - in the original, the special slipper that fit just right was a fur slipper, not a glass one. Fur slipper. Geddit?
*'''''Alice in Wonderland''''' (1951): Lewis Carroll, 1865.
*'''''Peter Pan''''' (1953): From "Peter Pan; or, the Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up" or "Peter and Wendy" by J. M. Barrie, 1904.
*'''''101 Dalmatians''''' (1961): Dodie Smith, 1956.
*'''''The [[Ugly|Hunchback]] of [[France|Notre Dame]]''''' (1996): Victor Hugo. [[Some argue]] that the movie was trolling English majors as they left out the [[lulz|lulzy]] stuff like [[Judge]] [[Pervert|Frollo]] being a [[Necrophilia|Necrophile]] and wanting to fuck a gypsy's [[Sick fuck|remains]].
*'''''[[The Lion King]]''''' (1994): A mashup of Osamu Tezuka's '''{{archive|0EEK|Kimba the White Lion}}''' and Shakespeare's play about a [[emo|Danish Prince]]. And if that's not enough, they also made a sequel called ''The Lion King II: Simba's Pride'' (1998), which is basically the Disney version of ''Romeo and Juliet'' but in the [[orgy|pridelands]] and with [[furries]].
*'''''The Jungle Book''''' (1967): by Rudyard Kipling in 1894.
*'''''[[British|Mary Poppins]]''''' (1964): By P.L. Travers in 1934. They even made a boring movie about Walt using his manipulative powers to make ''Mary Poppins''. No wonder P.L Travers hated it.
*'''''[[Greece|Hercules]]''''' (1997): Greek myth. [[some argue|It can be argued]] that this movie was trolling English majors, because they left out all the really lulzy/gay stuff, like [[Chris Benoit|slaughtering his family]] and dressing up as a [[transvestite|handmaid]] for a year. Also, [[Fact|nobody watches it because of how lame it is.]]
*'''''Treasure Planet''''' (2002): ''Treasure Island'' by Robert Louis Stevenson, 1883.
*'''''The Black Cauldron''''' (1985): ''The Chronicles of Prydain'' by Lloyd Alexander, 1964-1968. This film almost bankrupted Disney, as it cost around 44 million dollars to make, and was a commercial failure, only making around 21 million dollars when it came out.
*'''''The Sword in the Stone''''' (1963): T. H. White, 1938.
*'''''The Little Mermaid''''' (1989): By H.C. Andersen, an unpopular [[Denmark|Danish]] author in 1837.
*'''''[[The Rescuers]]''''' (1977): A series of novels by a British lady. Also had a [[sequel]] entitled ''The [[United States of Australia|Rescuers Down Under]]'' in 1990. ''Rescuers Down Under'' is also unique for not having songs like most Disney movies. Both of the ''Rescuers'' movies also continue the mice movies trend (''Dumbo'' and ''Cinderella'' were the first two with mice as major characters.
*'''''The Great Mouse Detective''''' (1986): By an unpopular [[Britfag]] author in 1958 about a mouse-sized [[Sherlock Holmes]]. The villain is also a legit [[jew]].
*'''''Winnie the [[shit|Pooh]]''''' (1976): Stolen from the stories of A. A. Milne, and is probably the only Disney movie to actually follow the source material without changing anything. Not to mention that the movie spanned about a zillion and nine sequels and spinoff TV-shows, characters, merchandise, etc.
*'''''Mulan''''' (1998): Was stolen from Chinese folk.
*'''''Tarzan''''' (1999): Was stolen from "Tarzan of the Apes" by Edgar Rice Burroughs, 1912.
*'''''Aaron Stone''''': Was stolen from a show called ''Ace Lightning''.
*'''''Minutemen''''': Was stolen from ''Back to the Future''.
*'''''Phil of the Future''''': Was also stolen from ''Back to the Future''.
*'''''[[Shit no one cares about|Wizards of Waverly Place]]''''': Was stolen from ''[[Harry Potter]]''.
*'''''[[High School Musical]]''''': "Grease" and "Hairspray".
*'''''[[Whore|Gizelle]]''''' (character in [[Shit|''Enchanted'']]): From a [[Mexico|Mexican]] painting.
*'''''The Emperor's New Groove''''' (2000): Partially stolen from "The Emperor's New Clothes" by Hans Christian Anderson, 1837.
*'''''[[Atlantis]]''''' (2001): Plato's ''Timaeus'' and ''Critias'', 360 B.C. And also ''Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water'' by Jules Verne.
*'''''[[Alien|Lilo and Stitch]]''''' (2002): Borrows some elements from ''E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial'' such as a family torn apart, an alien that brings them back together, etc.
*'''''[[Injuns|Pocohantas]]''''' (1995) and '''''[[Injuns|Brother Bear]]''''' (2003): Both ripped off from Native American mythology and real events, with Pocohantas being in her 20s instead of being 10.
*'''''Oliver and Company''''' (1988): ''Oliver Twist'' by Charles Dickens, but set in [[New York]] with a bunch of talking dogs and with Oliver as a [[cat]].
*'''''[[The Aristocrats|The Aristocats]]''''' (1971): Stolen from two of their own movies, ''101 Dalmatians'' (1961) and ''Lady and the Tramp'' (1955). Also launched the famous joke of the same name.
*'''''[[Bolt]]''''' (2008): Stolen from ''Toy Story'' (but with a dog instead of a space ranger) and from ''The Rescuers'' (but with a dog and not two mice).
*'''''Meet the Robinsons''''' (2007): Stolen from ''Meet the Parents''.
*'''''[[Chicken Smoothie|Chicken Little]]''''' (2005): Stolen from the fairly tale, from Chicken Run (2000), and from [[War]] of the [[Earth|Worlds]] (1898).
*'''''[[Homo|Home]] on the [[Race|Range]]''''' (2004): Stolen from ''Charlotte's Web'' (1952),''Animal Farm'' (1945) and ''The Goonies'' (1985).
*'''''[[Crap|Tangled]]''''' (2010): Stolen from the fairy tale of Rapunzel, in 1812.
*'''''Frozen''''' (2013): Stolen from H.C. Andersen's ''The Snow Queen'' in 1844.
*'''''Big Hero 6''''' (2014): Stolen from Marvel's [[Comic#Superhero comics|superhero]] team of the same name.
*'''''Zootopia''''' (2016): Stole elements from ''To Kill a Mockingbird'', ''48 hrs.'' and [[Fritz the Cat]]

Disney is now running out of fairy tales, so they decided to cater to [[Zootopia|furries]] instead.

===Links===
*'''{{archive|686zB|Did Disney Steal Nemo?}}'''
*'''{{archive|A1duf|Hannah Montanna: Another Stolen Idea?}}'''
*{{wayback|http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/264917/did_disney_steal_the_idea_for_the_lion.html|20080821222753|title=The Lion King: Stolen or not?}}
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2008-aug-22-fi-mickey22-story.html How Disney Corp. jewed writers out of the rights to their own work, bankrupted a former employee, tried to take works out of the public domain, and baselessly threatened a legal academic in their pursuit of spurious intellectual property rights (such as the "ownership" of Mickey Mouse himself).]

=="Role models"==
[[File:Mickey Mouse Hurling.gif|right|A role model for the children.]]
[[Last Thursday|Since the creation]] of Disney, [[sarcasm|they've been a really big help]] in getting little girls' self-esteem up. It first started with [[Sluts|Disney Princess]], who helped as much as [[Barbie]] girl, but, as opposed to Barbie making every [[black chick|black girl]] wish that they had [[Retarded|straight]] hair, Disney Princesses make every 1-90-year-old girl/woman wait for the [[Unrealistic expectations|shining prince charming]]. Which is the reason why [[you]]'re a [[Virgin|virgin]].

{{quote|Typical Disney Princes "Influence". Bitch doesn't probably know that [[Fair Game|"no meat" = "no growing", "no growing" = "no boobs", "no boobs" = "no prince charming."]]|Caption}}

=== Mickey Mouse ===

Mickey Mouse is a negro. Specifically, he is a "Happy Sambo" archetype. Watch some early Disney - eg: Steamboat Willie - and it's unmistakable.

==Types of Fans==

*The sub-humans known as Floridians who won't shut up about A. How they get to go to the parks every week (jealous much, poorfags?) and/or B. The terrifying heat of their state despite it not even being the hottest one in the US on their shitty Disney meme accounts.
*The ones on Tumblr who just post gifs captioned with with "omgz inspirational" quotes or dictionary definitions.
*The other Tumblr types who are absolutely obsessed with the ethnicities of the Princesses, and will spend hours analyzing the movies to see any hints of racial insensitivity and will kill anyone who says otherwise.
*The fans who just enjoy the movies and short films and will post a screencap or two on their social media, and maybe go to Didney World once every three years or so.
*The edgelords who will take any out-of-context screenshot or spread mind-numbingly dumb fan theories because of "Le ruined childhood, lol."
*Similar to #3 and will often overlap with them, the types who deeply dig out any gender politics in a film and assume that everytime a Disney Princess happens to have a heterosexual romance means pushing back the Women's Liberation Movement back seventy years.
*"Fans" like [[ToonEGuy|this guy]]!

===[[Subliminal messages|BDSM pride agenda]]===

Goofy is a dog. He lives in a house, wears clothes and speaks.

He is friends with Mickey.

Mickey is a mouse. He lives in a house, wears clothes, and speaks.

Mickey owns Pluto.

Pluto is a dog. He lives in a kennel, wears nothing but a collar, and never speaks.

==Gallery==
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File:Snow White and the poophole.jpg|[[Rule 63]]
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File:BabyFurGoof.JPG|[[Babyfurs]]
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File:Pooh car.jpg
File:Goofy mass debate.jpg|[[Furries|Who the fuck would find Goofy sexy?]]
File:Easter Goofy.jpg
File:Bambi gets raped by hunter.jpg|Bambi gets raped by a hunter
File:173475 - AlexReynard Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers Gadget Hackwrench.jpg
File:Emodonaldduck.png|Disney also caters to [[emos]]
File:disneyjooz.jpg|A short history of Disney.
File:Jasons_fat_ass_at_disneyland.JPG|[[Jasonspeaks]], the prime example of a Disneyfag
File:Fake-Selena-Gomez-Photo.jpg|Selena Gomez, role model
File:Ert.jpg
File:Duckler.gif|Disney promoted Nazi propaganda in the 40s.
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File:Disneylipgloss.jpg|Note the knives.
File:Aladdin bomb.png|[[terrorism|WHAT IS THIS YOU SPEAK OF?!]]
File:Scar nazi.jpg|[[Some argue]] that Disney places secret messages in their movies
File:Ducknazi.jpg|Others argue that these messages are not so secret
File:Sniff sniff.JPG|Pedophiles.
File:Goofy Belt.jpg|[[Goofy Time|Disney makes children feel worthless]]
File:Disneyconfession.jpg|That's right, Disney is to blame for children's eating disorders and unrealistic expectations
File:Bambishittingbambisdemo.jpg|Disney fans are fucked up
File:Wallywooddisneyorgy.gif
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File:Kim Possible Penis.jpg
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File:Recess Pause.gif
File:Swisscheese.gif
File:Disney sluts.jpg|Still think Disney is for kids?
File:Disney Mature.jpg
File:Disney Girls.jpg
File:Weirdmickey.jpg
File:Disney Goatse camera.jpg
File:Disney versus Marvel.jpg
File:Cocaine - Disney - Snow White.jpg
File:Meth - Disney On Ice.jpg
File:Disney - How To Kill.jpg
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File:Comics_&_Disney_-_Wolverine_Mickey.jpg
File:Woody_hug.jpg
File:129090 - Aladdin Genie jasmine.jpg
File:It's Pete Time.jpg|Disney subtly endorses CP
File:Pixar_Watching_A_Movie.jpg
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===Subliminal images===
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File:Subliminal_Message_found_in_Daffy_the_Commando_-_Looney_Toons.jpeg‎
File:The Little Mermaid Priest with an erection.jpeg‎
File:The_Rescuers_Naked_Sexual_Subliminal_Disney_Woman_Porn_Hidden.jpeg‎
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</gallery></center>

Finding it hard to believe that Disney would deploy subliminal imagery?

*[https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/602248/39-hidden-mickeys-disney-animated-movies 39 Disney movies that contain subliminals]
*'''{{archive|DymP5|Survey of genuine subliminal images at Disney resorts}}'''

==See also==
*[[Satan|Akadawa]]
*[[Ashley Tisdale]]
*[[Bambifan101]] – An obsessed fantard.
*[[Brooklynlover]]
*[[Dirty Disney Confessions]]
*[[DisneyFan01]]
*[[Disney Princes]]
*''[[Final Fantasy]]'' – Which uses a similar [[Kingdom Hearts|plot-writing method]].
*''[[Frozen]]''
*[[Gaston]]
*''[[Gravity Falls]]''
*[[Illuminati]]
*[[Jasonspeaks]]
*[[Jonas Brothers]]
*[[Jews]] – They run Disney.
*[[Kovu 01]]
*''[[Lemonade Mouth]]''
*[[Meta527II]] – Another obsessed fantard
*[[Mickyy Moo]]
*[[Mouseboy]] – Notable maker of Donald Duck porn.
*[[Pixar]]
*[[Pooh's Adventures]]
*[[Ralph Breaks The Internet]]
*[[Roseanne Barr]] – Fired for racist Twitter comments.
*''[[The Owl House]]''
*[[Toontown]]
*''[[Turning Red]]''
*[[Wayhne El Porch]]
*''[[Zootopia]]''

==External links==
*[http://www.disneylies.com/homework/walt.html A Report for your Fifth Grader to Plagiarize]
*'''{{archive|e2UPP|Disney is evil!}}'''
*'''{{archive|9DpRF|The Three Rs lays into Disney and specifically Hollywood Records}}'''
*{{ytlink|YMxyOIcdkZc|Minnie Mouse sex tape}}
*{{ytlink|XLeaoNWBYBY|Minnie gets groped by 60 year old man!}}
*{{ytlink|KwNrPcWT540|a badly made Chinese version}}
*{{ytlink|mqcN6NRu8zU|Some Disney characters like to get drunk}}
*{{ytlink|iAKFHT1pxxM|Pluto gets pissed off!}}

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Temple Grandin

2025-08-04T00:45:04Z

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{{Aspergers}}
{{quote|What Temple Grandin has said about autism is frequently extremely ableist, classist, and otherwise very problematic.| [http://www.autistichoya.com/2013/08/critiquing-temple-grandin.html Autistic Hoya]
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Temple Grandin is an autist professor that invented the [[hugbox]] and [[oxymoron|humane slaughterhouses]], and is a professor of Animal Science. She thinks that every scientist and engineer is on the Autistic spectrum and has made lots of money writing about this, despite the fact that she doesn't have an engineering degree herself, but a Bachelor's in psychology and a PhD in animal behavior.

==Questionable Claims about Autists==

Despite claiming to be a typical engineer, Grandin says that [http://www.templegrandin.com/faq.html Algebra never made any sense to her.] She says that an autistic person should just walk up to a company with an invention that he/she created and should get hired on this basis. I'm sure Chris-Chan should just go to silicon valley.

{{quote|I’ve been out to the tech areas and there are just tons of families with autism out there. It’s sort of like you multiply the genetics, and then you’re likely to get a low-functioning kid. You’re not going to get, necessarily, another coder. You’re going to get a kid that’s nonverbal with a lot of handicaps.}} - [http://www.inc.com/kimberly-weisul/temple-grandin-on-happy-aspies-autism-and-startups.html Yes, she really said that]

She thinks Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs were all on the spectrum, and that nothing would have ever been invented if it wasn't for Autism. Not even a caveman's spear.

"After all, the really social people did not invent the first stone spear. It was probably invented by an Aspie who chipped away at rocks while the other people socialized around the campfire. Without autism traits we might still be living in caves.” - [http://borntoscience.com/2015/04/23/female-scientist-you-should-know-temple-grandin/From here]

{{quote|"If we didn’t have a little of the autism trait we wouldn’t even have this building here today with all the electricity in it, your video camera, powerpoint shows… None of this stuff would even exist."}}

"See, the thing is, It’s a continuum. When does a computer nerd become Aspergers? There is no black and white dividing line. I was full blown autistic, but then as you move up the scale to science nerds–as you move up the scale, when is computer nerd a medical diagnosis? It’s not clear cut." - [http://wrongplanet.net/interview-with-temple-grandin/ Wrong Planet interview]

Video where she claims that mobile phones were designed by Autistics, followed by epic facepalming.
*https://vid.me/oGQ7

[[Category:People|Grandin, Temple]]

Sydney Sweeney

2025-08-02T18:25:11Z

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Sydney Sweeney is currently A [[white|Sex Symbol of the Master Race]] in the [[United states of america|Jewnited States of America.]] Starting 23rd of July, 2025 Sweeney starred in an ad for American Eagle showing off her Jeans. This resulted in massive [[butthurt]] amongst the Leftoids since she is not a [[Fat|Morbidly Obese]] [[Ugly]] [[Transgender|Trans]] [[Jews|Jewish]] [[Sheboon|He-boon]]. In response to this [[Bawfags|uproar]], American Eagle put out a statement essentially telling the [[libtards]] to go fuck themselves. This was due to the Jews in charge of the company realizing it would be a smarter business practice to market to [[Normalfags|the people who buy their product]] instead of [[niggers|those who steal it]].

{{Social Justice}}
{{Sex}}

Sydney Sweeney

2025-08-02T18:24:51Z

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Sydney Sweeney is currently A [[white|Sex Symbol of the Master Race]] in the [[United states of america|Jewnited States of America.]] Starting 23rd of July, 2025 Sweeney starred in an ad for American Eagle showing off her Jeans. This resulted in massive [[butthurt]] amongst the Leftoids since she is not a [[Fat|Morbidly Obese]] [[Ugly]] [[Transgender|Trans]] [[Jews|Jewish]] [[Sheboon|He-boon]]. In response to this [[Bawfags|uproar]], American Eagle put out a statement essentially telling the [[libtards]] to go fuck themselves. This was due to the Jews in charge of the company realizing it would be a smarter business practice to market to [[Normalfags|the people who buy their product]] instead of [[niggers|those who steal it]].

{{Social Justice}}
{{Sex}}

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2025-08-02T18:11:55Z

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Bonnie Blue

2025-08-02T18:07:53Z

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'''Bonnie Blue''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Tia Emma Billinger'''{{jew}}) is a disgusting, divorced, [[Loli|flat-chested]] {{age|1999|05|14}}-year-old [[British]] [[whore]] and so-called "''[[Influencer]]''" who is notable for being the current holder of the title "''Biggest [[Cum]] [[White trash|Dumpster]] in [[Europe]]''" after [[fucking]] [[At least 100|1,057]] men and [[niggers|apes]] over a period of only 12 hours. Her stage name is actually short for "''Bonnie blew 300 Pakis last night''", a phrase that is commonly uttered by her [[cuckold]] boyfriend, [[Wigger|white]] [[rapper]] '''Lil Mabu''', before the two share a [[Snowballing| long,STD-infested French kiss]]. She is also so repugnant that even [[OnlyFans]] ended up [[permaban]]ning her skanky ass in June, [[2025]], due to her latest stunt of offering to be a [[Your mom|public jizz receptacle]] for any [[gooners]] and [[rapefugees]] who want to bust a nut between her [[Cunt|rancid Arbys meat flaps]].

As a result of her OnlyBan, Bonnie stands to lose an [[alleged]] $689,000 a month in income from mentally [[retarded]] [[redditors|incels]] who are actually dumb enough to pay for [[online]] [[porn]]. Bonnie is also notable for being the rival of fellow [[Britfag|limey]] [[Slut|slag]] '''Lily Phillips''', whom she beat to the punch for the esteemed "''Fucked 1000 Guys in a Day''" achievement.

== See Also ==

* [[AIDS]]
* [[STD]]
* [[British]]
* [[Whore]]
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[[Category:People]]
{{whores}}
{{Britfags}}

2025 Montana Bar Shooting

2025-08-02T01:56:02Z

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2025-08-02T01:51:56Z

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2025 Montana Bar Shooting

2025-08-02T01:06:27Z

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2025 Montana Bar Shooting

2025-08-02T01:04:47Z

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2025 Montana Bar Shooting

2025-08-02T01:02:07Z

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Lil Tay

2025-08-01T20:13:09Z

Gaydolfjitler:

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{{Quote|This Lil Tay. Bitch, I'm richer than all your broke ass niggers. 30 on my wrist, bitch. What the fuck are y'all doing with your lives? I'm nine, I was born in Atlanta and I was broke as hell. Look at me now, I'm all better than you broke ass niggers.}}

[[File:Lil tay wannabe blonde.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|A Trailor Park blonde Gook. So natural looking.]]

Lil Tay ([[Powerword|Tay Tian - AKA Claire Hope]]): July 29, 2007: Age {{age|2007|7|29}}) - <s>August 9, 2023</s> (Her death was all a [[Liar|hoax]]), is a broke, unfunny ching-Chong Canuck [[Poseur|"Rapper"]] and aspiring [[lol_cow|Lol-Cow]] plaguing [[JewTube|YouTube]] and [[Instagram]]. Tay heavily represents everything wrong with [[Loli|kids of the modern generation]]. Most of the shit to come out of Lil Tay is "flexing" (roasting haters with expensive clothes and cars). It is no surprise that her name became connected with "A bratty ass bitch who flexes on everyone with her parents stuff and thinks she's hot shit". This quote accurately represents [[Shit no one cares about|her undeserved success]] in a nutshell. This flexing has also contributed to her own [[ur mom|mother]] being fired from her job. [[Fact|Tay herself is one of the biggest mistakes to have ever been presented into existence]]. But not even a Chinese bootleg of God would be that horrid enough to make such an abomination. That would just be inhumanely cruel.

==Rise to Fame==

[[File:Lil tay zeroxedcash.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Don't get excited, it's laser printed]]

While personal info on her is extremely limited, [[Some argue|records have claimed]] that she was born sometime in 2009 in Atlanta. Tay has frequently bragged about being broke and moving bricks. It was at that point where she discovered the cancerous social media app Instagram. Having the audacity to dispatch her shitty life, she immediately joined, flexing out on people for no real reason other than for milking views and money. Unsurprisingly, she received the [[banhammer]] multiple times for being underaged and being a little twat. Her action inevitably attracted YouTubers such as [[Jake Paul]], Pyrocynical, and [[RiceGum]]. Several of these people (mostly men in their 20s) started to question whether or not she was actually rich, or if she was staging all of her flexing. The results, were exactly what these people assumed.

==Videos Exposing Her For Being Poor==
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFq3Dux-AW4
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB-PxAw35HU

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==Her Mother==
While <s>her name has not been revealed,</s> ((((('''Angela Tian'''))))) Lil Tay's mother turned out to be a real estate agent, in which Lil Tay used the houses she was selling to flex out on others. When clients discovered the havoc Little Tay was unleashing on Instagram along with Angela's employer and coworkers discovering that Tay and her Mother had been using their vehicles, such as a Hummer 1, Lamborghini, Ferrari etc, without their permission for Tay's Flex videos, she was asked to resign her position.

== Go Fund Me ==

[[File:Lil tay allergic reaction.jpg|thumb|right|250px|One of Lil Yay's alleged beatings. Looks a lot like makeup to us]]

In 2018 fans of Lil Tay became inordinately suspicious when her brother Jason set up a '''Go Fund Me Page''' for $150,000, claiming that it was to pay for an [[Jew|Attorney]] to fight her "[[Evil]]" father and the Supreme Court of [[Canada|Canuckistan]] claiming that Tay's father, Christopher Hope, was demanding custody, fiscal management and control of Tay's carrer.

Saying that Tay's father has stolen tens of millions of dollars from her and she is completly broke, has no money left, living on foodstamps and begging for free food from charities - her brother went on to explain that it was necessary for him to [[Internet Panhandling|beg online]] for donations so he and his [[Your Mom|Mother]] could fight for Lil Tay's independance because her father has taken everything, including her freedom, from her.

Much like a [[Crack]] head claiming that he's collecting money to get into a rehab center, no one believed Jason's claims and wanted to hear directly from Tay, knowing or believing that he might be using the '''Go Fund Me''' as a personal [[Money|piggy bank]], playing his [[Sister]] as the sympathy card to get people to donate to his meritles cause.

What Jason is using as proof of Tay's father's abuse and as his [[Emotion Eric|Sympathy Card]], are
A handful of lame pics that claim that Christopher Hope has been smacking Tay around like a 9-year-old [[Prostitot]], [[Internets|Internet Sleuths]] claim her so called "Bruises" look more like an allergic reaction or poorly done makeup and Jason is, as said earlier, playing to an audience for free money.

==Fall of Lil Tay==

[[File:Lil tay gum.jpg|thumb|right|250px|You want beef with brocorri?]]

On May 10th, 2018, [[VICE|Vice]] reported that Tay's mom was fired from her job as a real estate agent by Pacific West Realty. Jim Lew, director of business development for Pacific Place Group, stated “When we found out about this activity last week we had to [[Ban|dismiss]] her." Another report stated that she was forced to resign [[Fail|after using her boss' car in one of Tay's videos]].

On June 4th, 2018, Tay's mother realized that her daughter, who will be flexing on food stamps from now on, is a spoiled little [[Bitch|bitch]] and decided to become a good parent by [[Delete fucking everything|deleting fucking everything]]. Nevertheless, Tay's brother claimed [[Unrealistic expectations|they're gonna change up their whole image for the better]].

== Lil Tay's Death Might Be A Publicity Stunt ==

[[File:Lil tay help me.jpg|right|250px]]

{{Quote|I have been in communication with individuals who have an intimate understanding of the family’s situation, Given the complexities of the current circumstances, I am at a point where I cannot definitively confirm or dismiss the legitimacy of the statement issued by the family.|{{archive|ODNOG|Little Tay's Former Manager Harry Tsang}}}}

Challanging the legitimacy of the claim that [[Lil Tay]] is dead and died in a car wreck along with her brother while he was driving, [[Police|The Pigs]] from both Vancouver, [[Canada]] and L.A. were actually able to find the time and put their donuts down, for a minute, to go on record to say that there is no record of her [[Dead|death]] in either city.

Both Lil Tay's Former Manager, Harry Tsang, and her father have not given a definitive statement that would suggest that she is worm food or still breathing and taking up space above ground while some overly committed, stalker level [[Fantard]]s believe that she might still be alive because after deleting everything from her [[Instagram]] account [[Last Thursday]], she left the comment [https://opoyi.com/entertainment/lil-tays-cryptic-youtube-bio-saying-help-me-goes-viral-after-child-rappers-death/'''HELP ME'''.] In her bio.

Amateur [[Conspiracy]] Theorists specializing in the [[Loser|internet famous]] believe she is being physically and [[sex]]ually abused by her [[Daddy|Father]] whose goal is to take over all these millions of dollars she Allegedly earned pretending to be rich - so by claiming her to be [[dead]], he can easily transfer her money to him through probate.

These [[Retard]]s, obviously, never have had to go through the hell of transferring something as simple as a car through probate.

Others are speculating that her death is being faked because her [[money]] hungry [[Your Mom|Mom]] and [[Brother]] are playing the long con and only looking to make the big, big [[money]] off of her when they announce the sudden return of a rebranded Lil Tay.

LOLROTFL: She was [[Life|alive]] all the time.

== It Was All Fake ==

[[File:Lil tay alive.jpg|right|250px]]

{{Quote|I want to make it clear that my brother and I are safe and alive, but I'm completely heartbroken, and struggling to even find the right words to say, It's been a very traumatizing 24 hours. All day yesterday, I was bombarded with endless heartbreaking and tearful phone calls from loved ones all while trying to sort out this mess.|[https://ew.com/celebrity/lil-tay-reportedly-still-alive-after-social-media-death-announcement/ Tay Tian]}}

Despite posters claiming that they saw the [[Azn]] driving fiasco that led to the wreck and death of Lil Tay, [https://www.tmz.com/2023/08/10/lil-tay-social-media-star-still-alive-instagram-hacked-fake-death-hoax/ according to TMZ, Lil Tay is unfortunately still alive] and claiming that her Instagram account was hacked and it was the hacker that started the rumor that she had become a vulture's $5 value meal.

Despite her [[Instagram]] account being hacked and her receiving phone calls and e-mails offering condolances, it took her well over 24 hours to inform the media and the internet that she was still alive because, as everyone knows, nobody has more then one internet account, especially pseudo internet celebrities. Everyone knows that they only have one account on a single site making it impossible to put out a message that a hacker has posted a lie on their single account and their fans shouldn't believe it.

It was most likely [[Troll's Remorse]] that made her come clean. Her Mother or Brother probably came up with the bright idea of faking her death and afraid of losing her audience, she chose to came clean when the [[police]] and celebrity websites were saying "That's news to us" when they were being asked about her death.

== Only Fans ==
[[last thursday|In late July of 2025]] just days before her 18th Birthday realizing she is talentless and [[nigger|incapable of holding down a job]], Lil Tay announced she would be starting an [[OnlyFans]]. This instantly gave all the closeted [[Moderator|pedophile]] [[you|basement-dwelling]] [[redditors]] go manic, all wanting some of that barely legal [[jailbait]] [[chink|chi]][[wigger|gger]] [[pussy|cooch]]. Many social media platforms such as [[Twatter|Twitter]] responded by [[Banned|banning]] her which resulted in major [[Lulz|LULZ]].

As of now it is unclear if she is going to go through with this and start one or if she is just saying that for attention but she is intentionally dragging it out and farming all the attention she can out of this. One thing that is clear is that her dad clearly did not hit her enough growing up and she is addicted to the attention of strangers on the internet. A very common complication of [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome|GOTIS]] which she is known to have.

== See Also ==

* [[12-year-old girl|14-year-old girl]]
* [[Asperger's Syndrome]]
* [[Azn]]
* [[China]]
* [[Liar]]
* [[Loli]]
* [[Poseur]]
* [[Rap]]
* [[Shit]]

{{Aspies}}
{{azn}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Music}}
{{Rap}}
{{Social Media}}
{{ytseries}}
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[[Category:People]]

{{Timeline|Article of the Now August 11 and 12, [[2023]]|[[Pony Cum Jar Project]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Banned]]}}

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'''John William Money'''{{jew}} is a Child Molester and hero of the [[an hero|Trans Community]] from [[new zealand|down under]].From creating the word "gender" to being an expert consulted in the production of the beastiality documentary "[[Mr. Hands|Animal Passions]]" he accomplished many great things Dr. Josef Mengele never could. Dr. Money originally went to school for psychology mastering in the skill of manipulating the mentally ill and vulnerable of society. By 1945 he was teaching classes in the [[who cares|University of Otago]] where he gaslit his students to getting electric shock therapy, and insulin shock therapy. Realizing neither of these caused the irreversible harm needed to treat mental illness he realized that [[new zealand|New Zelda]] is for faggots and he was destined to go to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|land of the free]] to poison the country with his [[faggotry|jewish tranny bullshit]].

== Professor John Money ==
In 1947 at the age of 26, Money began teaching pediatric psychology as a professor and it was here where he discovered [[pedophile|his love of kids.]] It was around this time he discovered the wonders of disfiguring dicks and realized he must immediately make this normal. Unfortunately for John, not many people wanted to lose their manhood.(Shocker right?). The evidence didn't support what John believed and he did what any good scientist would... Make the evidence.

== David Reimer ==
In the 1960s, Professor Money got lucky when another kid didn't. David Reimer was an infant living with his twin brother in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] when he experienced complications after receiving a [[Circumcision|satanic jewish baptism]]. Since Canadians are fucking retards they decided to burn Davids foreskin off which went [[fail|as well as one would expect]]. Now without a Penis, Professor money had discovered his opportunity to put his skills of preying on the vulnerable to use.

# Convince parents to remove davids ball-sack
# Tell them that their kid needs to be raised as a girl for his own mental health
# When kid grows up and want's to do boy things, force him to perform sex acts on his brother (And photograph it)
# Kid grows up to have regrets, become addicted to drugs and overdose
# Twin brother commits suicide
# Write book declaring success of experiment
#????
#[[profit|PROFIT]]
== Penis Inspection Day ==
John Money also forced the [[children|dwarves]] to strip for "Genital inspections". Money would reportedly get aggressive and scream at the children should they not comply. This is not acceptable and should only be done by trusted professionals including but not limited to your parents, your doctor or your Boyscout leader.

== Aftermath ==
At the age of 14, David Reamer decided he was sick of being forced to be a girl to please his [[libtard|libtard parents]] and told them he was a guy and wanted to be called "David". Additionally he told them how he [[Asking for it|didn't enjoy getting molested by Money.]] Not long after he underwent surgeries to unfuck his penis (to as much of an extent was possible). This was an absolute blow to John Money as it ran directly against his belief that "Socially Constructed Gender Identity" and [[sex change|"Gender Reassignment Surgery"]] weren't completely fucking [[special|retarded]]. While some things were unfucked for david his mental state was about as one would expect of someone who was raped and mutilated. It was no surprise David would [[drugs|become another victim of Big Pharma, ending up on antidepressants.]]

== Publish it anyway ==
In the late 90s/early 2000s John Money published his [[lie|jewish]] [[truth|conspiracies]]. David and his brother tried to speak out against it however Money was very quickly to shut the [[indian|filthy]] goyim down with his [[mossad|lawyers]]. Between [[Rog & Tyrone|troubles in his marriage]] due to his broken penis and being silenced like some nigger bitch the brothers decided to set a trend that would become an absolute BANGER in the trans community. Brian overdosed on antidepressants and David sucked off [[shotgun|Kurt Cobain's Microphone]].

== See Also ==
* [[Gender]]
* [[Sick fuck|Sick Fuck]]
* [[Trannys]]
* [[Zionism]]

{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Faggotry}}
{{Psychology}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Sex}}

John Money

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'''John William Money'''{{jew}} is a Child Molester and hero of the [[an hero|Trans Community]] from [[new zealand|down under]].From creating the word "gender" to being an expert consulted in the production of the beastiality documentary "[[Mr. Hands|Animal Passions]]" he accomplished many great things Dr. Josef Mengele never could. Dr. Money originally went to school for psychology mastering in the skill of manipulating the mentally ill and vulnerable of society. By 1945 he was teaching classes in the [[who cares|University of Otago]] where he gaslit his students to getting electric shock therapy, and insulin shock therapy. Realizing neither of these caused the irreversible harm needed to treat mental illness he realized that [[new zealand|New Zelda]] is for faggots and he was destined to go to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|land of the free]] to poison the country with his [[faggotry|jewish tranny bullshit]].

== Professor John Money ==
In 1947 at the age of 26, Money began teaching pediatric psychology as a professor and it was here where he discovered [[pedophile|his love of kids.]] It was around this time he discovered the wonders of disfiguring dicks and realized he must immediately make this normal. Unfortunately for John, not many people wanted to lose their manhood.(Shocker right?). The evidence didn't support what John believed and he did what any good scientist would... Make the evidence.

== David Reimer ==
In the 1960s, Professor Money got lucky when another kid didn't. David Reimer was an infant living with his twin brother in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] when he experienced complications after receiving a [[Circumcision|satanic jewish baptism]]. Since Canadians are fucking retards they decided to burn Davids foreskin off which went [[fail|as well as one would expect]]. Now without a Penis, Professor money had discovered his opportunity to put his skills of preying on the vulnerable to use.

# Convince parents to remove davids ball-sack
# Tell them that their kid needs to be raised as a girl for his own mental health
# When kid grows up and want's to do boy things, force him to perform sex acts on his brother (And photograph it)
# Kid grows up to have regrets, become addicted to drugs and overdose
# Twin brother commits suicide
# Write book declaring success of experiment
#????
#[[profit|PROFIT]]
== Penis Inspection Day ==
John Money also forced the [[children|dwarves]] to strip for "Genital inspections". Money would reportedly get aggressive and scream at the children should they not comply. This is not acceptable and should only be done by trusted professionals including but not limited to your parents, your doctor or your Boyscout leader.

== Aftermath ==
At the age of 14, David Reamer decided he was sick of being forced to be a girl to please his [[libtard|libtard parents]] and told them he was a guy and wanted to be called "David". Additionally he told them how he [[Asking for it|didn't enjoy getting molested by Money.]] Not long after he underwent surgeries to unfuck his penis (to as much of an extent was possible). This was an absolute blow to John Money as it ran directly against his belief that "Socially Constructed Gender Identity" and [[sex change|"Gender Reassignment Surgery"]] weren't completely fucking [[special|retarded]]. While some things were unfucked for david his mental state was about as one would expect of someone who was raped and mutilated. It was no surprise David would [[drugs|become another victim of Big Pharma, ending up on antidepressants.]]

== Publish it anyway ==
In the late 90s/early 2000s John Money published his [[lie|jewish]] [[truth|conspiracies]]. David and his brother tried to speak out against it however Money was very quickly to shut the [[indian|filthy]] goyim down with his [[mossad|lawyers]]. Between [[Rog & Tyrone|troubles in his marriage]] due to his broken penis and being silenced like some nigger bitch the brothers decided to set a trend that would become an absolute BANGER in the trans community. Brian overdosed on antidepressants and David sucked off [[shotgun|Kurt Cobain's Microphone]].

== See Also ==
* [[Trannys|Tranny]]
* [[Israel|Zionism]]

{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Faggotry}}
{{Psychology}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Sex}}

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2025-08-01T09:38:41Z

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'''John William Money'''{{jew}} is a Child Molester and hero of the [[an hero|Trans Community]] from [[new zealand|down under]].From creating the word "gender" to being an expert consulted in the production of the beastiality documentary "[[Mr. Hands|Animal Passions]]" he accomplished many great things Dr. Josef Mengele never could. Dr. Money originally went to school for psychology mastering in the skill of manipulating the mentally ill and vulnerable of society. By 1945 he was teaching classes in the [[who cares|University of Otago]] where he gaslit his students to getting electric shock therapy, and insulin shock therapy. Realizing neither of these caused the irreversible harm needed to treat mental illness he realized that [[new zealand|New Zelda]] is for faggots and he was destined to go to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|land of the free]] to poison the country with his [[faggotry|jewish tranny bullshit]].

== Professor John Money ==
In 1947 at the age of 26, Money began teaching pediatric psychology as a professor and it was here where he discovered [[pedophile|his love of kids.]] It was around this time he discovered the wonders of disfiguring dicks and realized he must immediately make this normal. Unfortunately for John, not many people wanted to lose their manhood.(Shocker right?). The evidence didn't support what John believed and he did what any good scientist would... Make the evidence.

== David Reimer ==
In the 1960s, Professor Money got lucky when another kid didn't. David Reimer was an infant living with his twin brother in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] when he experienced complications after receiving a [[Circumcision|satanic jewish baptism]]. Since Canadians are fucking retards they decided to burn Davids foreskin off which went [[fail|as well as one would expect]]. Now without a Penis, Professor money had discovered his opportunity to put his skills of preying on the vulnerable to use.

# Convince parents to remove davids ball-sack
# Tell them that their kid needs to be raised as a girl for his own mental health
# When kid grows up and want's to do boy things, force him to perform sex acts on his brother (And photograph it)
# Kid grows up to have regrets, become addicted to drugs and overdose
# Twin brother commits suicide
# Write book declaring success of experiment
#????
#[[profit|PROFIT]]
== Penis Inspection Day ==
John Money also forced the [[children|dwarves]] to strip for "Genital inspections". Money would reportedly get aggressive and scream at the children should they not comply. This is not acceptable and should only be done by trusted professionals including but not limited to your parents, your doctor or your Boyscout leader.

== Aftermath ==
At the age of 14, David Reamer decided he was sick of being forced to be a girl to please his [[libtard|libtard parents]] and told them he was a guy and wanted to be called "David". Additionally he told them how he [[Asking for it|didn't enjoy getting molested by Money.]] Not long after he underwent surgeries to unfuck his penis (to as much of an extent was possible). This was an absolute blow to John Money as it ran directly against his belief that "Socially Constructed Gender Identity" and [[sex change|"Gender Reassignment Surgery"]] weren't completely fucking [[special|retarded]]. While some things were unfucked for david his mental state was about as one would expect of someone who was raped and mutilated. It was no surprise David would [[drugs|become another victim of Big Pharma, ending up on antidepressants.]]

== Publish it anyway ==
In the late 90s/early 2000s John Money published his [[lie|jewish]] [[truth|conspiracies]]. David and his brother tried to speak out against it however Money was very quickly to shut the [[indian|filthy]] goyim down with his [[mossad|lawyers]]. Between [[Rog & Tyrone|troubles in his marriage]] due to his broken penis and being silenced like some nigger bitch the brothers decided to set a trend that would become an absolute BANGER in the trans community. Brian overdosed on antidepressants and David sucked off [[shotgun|Kurt Cobain's Microphone]].

== See Also ==
* [[Trannys|Tranny]]
* [[Israel|Zionism]]

{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Faggotry}}
{{Psychology}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Sex}}

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2025 Midtown Shooting

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== Introduction ==
On July 28th of 2025 a [[nigger|Usual Suspect]] native to Hawaii by the name of [[Powerword|Shane Devon Tamura]] decided to shoot a bunch of [[Jews|Kikes]] and other people [[manhattan|in the city of Jew York]]. This sparked absolute media [[baw|BAWING]] since it wasn't [[chimpout|black on black violence]] and the loadout chosen by the player [[Assault rifle|was one that fit the narrative]]. The shooter managed to kill 4 people and injure 1 before he realized his ops were using cheats and [[an hero|rage quit]].

== Loadout ==
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| Ar-15 Style Ghost Gun || +10 Liberal Butt Hurt
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| Perk 1: Ghost Pro || Suspect is believed to be a white male, less likely to get shot by the police.
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| Example || Example
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[[Category:High Scores]]

Sheneequa

2025-07-31T22:30:38Z

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''For the disgraced ED sysop, see [[Ginger|here]].''
{{notice|[http://bossip.com/218087/smh-and-wtf-racist-humor-takes-aim-at-sheneequa-via-website/ Some website called "bossip" takes issue with this article, neglects to mention how much Sheneequa has done for her community]}}
[[Image:Jemima Mongler.jpg|frame|left|Her portrait.]]
[[File:Shaniquapost.jpg|thumb|[[NO U|Ah nah yoo di'ent]]!]]
[[Image:Sheneequa%27s_ED_salary.jpg|thumb|Her salary from slave owner [[Girlvinyl]].]]
[[Image:Waffle house shanequa.jpg|thumb|Sheneequa's day job]]
[[Image:Sheneequafursona.jpg|thumb|right|Sheneequa as seen by [[furfag]]s.]]
[[Image:lulzmammy.jpg|thumb|Shoopin' her daily woop.]]

[[Image:Sheniqua.jpg|thumb|Sheneequa trolling for sex in a public restroom.]]
'''Sheneequa''' is a name given to [[Over 9000|OVER 9,000]] [[black]] females all over the world. Sheneequas are identifiable by their long fake braids that look like degraded dayglo macramé and their staggering amounts of body [[fat]] resulting in tank asses and [[shitting dick nipples|saggy udders]] that existed since they slithered from their [[nigra|mother's]] flabby vagina. They are hopelessly obese and [[ugly]], and if you're [[Retard|still not convinced]], you will be when you actually see them. Do you really want to degrade your already pathetic [[cock]] by putting it into that? Shaneequa, contrary to what she thinks, is an repugnant, insolent whore and does not respect anyone (especially her myriad partners), has no job or education, and thinks that [[black people|black men]] should waste their time trying to domesticate or "work with" her, and that a "good" handsome 6-foot black man with a stable job and 13 and a half inch dick (or a [[whitey|maggot]] with the same qualifications) should become her slave fo' lyfe. Sadly, Black guys and even [[nigra|niggers]] always shun her so she ends up chasing after the lower rungs of maggots, the [[trailer trash]] and maggot shit and [[rednecks]] (mo' beer) that even 16 year old maggot whores won't touch with a 10 foot pole and taking more debasing treatment from them than she would get from a black guy, or even a nigger.

Although distinct, sheneequas are a part of the nigger community and thus share some traits. It is a well-known fact that sheneequas originated from Africa, but unlike maggots who have suffered genetic material loss from their original, robust physical black genotype due to freely [[rape|interbreeding]] with subhuman Neanderthals, her evolutionary degradation targeted her brain and now bitch done lost her mind. One common trait that sheneequas still share with their monkey relatives is the obnoxious way of communication. When they “holla” to their sistahs, they are simply using an evolved form of screaming and incomprehensible language that only they can understand, which originates with apes screaming on tree tops to communicate over large distances.

==Sheneequa Traits and Characteristics==
'''Sheneequas''' (otherwise spelt as '''Shaniquas''' and dozens of other ridiculous nigger variants) are required to have - at the minimum - 10 children (niglets or jigababbys), all with skin that is [[Bill Clinton|blacker than black]], all by different [[whore|fathers]]. A typical Sheneequa's [[food|diet]] consists of fried chicken, Kool-Aid, Watermelon, baked chicken, grits, bbq chicken, Funyuns, grape soda, and more fried chicken. Did we mention [[chikins|fried chicken]]? It is an open secret that all Sheneequas are really just wearing a disguise. Chisel off that make-up and take off the nylon wig, and you will find Martin Lawrence or a Wayans brother. However, the Sheneequa who is a sysop of ED isn't so much like that because she is very [[slut|'''well spoken''']].

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|<youtube>x7oEdLAR1ns</youtube> Sheneequa goes to the prom.
|<youtube>A4Rf3JKeNho</youtube> Her name is Sheneequa and wot?
|<youtube>pCdmiZyyGjQ</youtube> Sheneequa's friends.}}
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==Sheneequa Trivia==
[[File:Preg-prom.jpg|thumb|The beauty of being with child]]
*Sheneequa is a [[black]] name, often associated with [[Black chicks|fat, ugly, clap-riddled prostitutes, bitches and or hoes]], or nigresses in general.

*If a Sheneequa is over 400lbs, she is to be renamed "Sha'neequake."
*A Sheneequa will give her daughter(s) the name, '''Lalatifa Bonifa'''.
*Sheneequas are often poor and have no sense of [[lulz]] or dignity.
*Sheneequas, being [[black]], these [[fat]], [[ugly]], clap carrying, [[prostitute]]s are often found in cotton fields, smoking pot and/or crack, eating watermelons and/or deep fried chicken, or scouring city streets looking for sex.

*Sheneequa can most often be seen: pattin' her weave, gettin' her weave on, ripping Shawonda's weave out during a fight, gettin' her hurr did and her toes done up with her fingernails matchin.

*Occasionally you may come across a herd of Sheneequas; if this happens, make many a loud noise and raise your hands well above your head to scare them off (this tactic is not recommended for use with [[bear]]s!) In some cases this may incite a fight, the Sheneequa is known to flail about when making a valid argument. One effective strategy whenever facing a Sheneequa is to use lots of big words. LOUDLY say something like "get back in the field, vacuous, ignominious, recalcitrant harridan! Your visage is reminiscent of lacertilian excrement!" Note, however, that such a strategy is only effective in self-defense. There is no way a sane and civilized human being will win an argument with a Sheneequa, because whenever a Sheneequa feels opposed, she will call her sistahs to handle your ass.

*When you find this large group, be careful, some of the Sheneequas may actually be of the trisomy-afflicted subspecies Shawonda. Shawondas are even less effective at getting black [[cock]] than Sheneequas, and hang around them waiting for [[cum|leftovers]].

*Once in a Blue Niggamoon, when all the [[KFC|KFC's]] align on Friday the Nigteenth, you may encounter a niggette named Sheneequa that has a high paying job. This happens when they fuck or stab everyone on the corporate ladder. It can also happen if a whitey in a position of authority (as far as the nigra is concerned, that's pretty much all of them) looks around and sees that there are no black faces on their floor and they may have to hire one just to keep the NAACP out of their asshole.

*On October 13, 1997 [[Rapper|50 Cents']] then-girlfriend [[Whore|Shaniqua Tompkins]] gave birth to a son, Marquise Jackson. Tompkins later [[IM PRESSIN CHARGES|sued]] Jackson for $50 million dollars, [[Unrealistic Expectations|claiming that he said that he would take care of her for life]]; the suit, which includes 15 claims was later dismissed by a judge, [[Bribery|calling it]] "an unfortunate tale of a love relationship gone sour.

*She don't stay here no mo'.

*Sheneequas are most likely related to people known by any of the following names: LaQuanda, Sincere, Shaqueeka, Shanaynay, Cinamin, Treasure, Danita, Sharifa, Bunifa, FeeFiFoFum, Rosa Parks, LaLa, Quida, Glyshonda, Le-a, Shanelle LaQuida, Gurrleesha Shynénée LaFrique, ShaQuida, Nykita, or any word combined with the prefix "La", or "Sha".

*Sheneequa is a direct descendant of Thomas Jefferson.

*For [[moar]] information on Sheneequas, or to observe them in their natural habitat, visit the green room at the Maury show.

*American singer-songwriter Andrew Lee mentions Sheneequa, as well as her friends Ta'Neequa, LaKeesha, and Khaleesha, in his song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_VAHJML9M "Ethnic"].

==Famous Sheneequas==
*[[Jews]]
*[[You]]r mother
*[[Miss Landmine]]
*[[User:Sheneequa|Sheneequa]]
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==Gallery of Sheenequa==
<center><gallery>
Image:fartmammy.jpg|Fig bitters for flatulence.
Image:Shaniqua.jpg|Sheneequa poses with her newborn daughter, Quan'Tashianaqua Jones.
Image:Sheneequacut.jpg|'''Banned''' proclaiming his love.
Image:Fiftyinternets.jpg|MOAR IMAGES. [[North American Dong Party]] currency edition.

File:Sheniqua ebonics.jpg|Her alternative [[prostitution|job]].
File:Jennyhill.jpg|Sheneequa has big floppy tits.
File:Wtfwhitepenor.JPG|WTF M8??
File:MichaelO.jpg|WoAh you're a [[Man|MAN]]??!1
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Unwarranted self-importance]]
*[[Attention whore]]
*[[Tfo]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Slavery]]
*[[Black chicks]]
*[[Adria Richards]]
*[[Karen]] (The [[White|cracker]] version]]
*[[Negress]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.slate.com/id/2116449/ This article on charming ethnic names.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ/ moar charming ethnic names.]
*[http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=30 Some dude fucking with a Sheneequa]
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[[Category:People]]

Dog

2025-07-31T22:24:06Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* Dog myths */

[[File:Dog greetings.gif|thumb|right|300px|The calmest dog you'll see.]]
[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Four vicious, pack-hunting quadrupeds.]]
'''Dogs''' are a [[incest|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace.
Like wolves, they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat cats, young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[niggers]]/[[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend".
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==Working With Dogs==
[[image:Dramatic Stare Dog.gif|250px|right]]
[[Image:Pandaclipdog.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Ask your groomer for the panda clip]]
[[You]] can make some dough off this much [[raped|beloved]] family [[furry|pet]].
*'''Veterinarian''': A highly rewarding profession where you will have the chance to [[bestiality|stick thermometers and q-tips up dogs' asses]] and be exposed to [[Aids|multiple diseases that can be passed from animals to humans]]. On the plus side, you get to charge [[at least 100|a buttload]] of [[money]] by prescribing [[drugs]] meant for humans at twice the price to fucktard owners as well as be legally allowed to [[pwn|put dogs down]].
*'''Groomer''': A [[shit|great]] alternative if you're too stupid to pass Med school for animals. You'll have a fun-filled day of being [[guro|slashed]] bloody by newly cut nails, draining Fido's shit-clogged anal glands, and listening to the yapping of small purse dogs owned by [[whores|prominent female celebrities]]. You won't get paid fuck all, but the fun part is making dogs looking even more fucking [[retarded]] than they already are.
*'''Trainer''': Make shitloads of cash on people too fucking lazy to teach their own pet basic commands.
*'''Police''': Train big fucking dogs to maul [[niggers|criminals]] and to tell you who's carrying the best drugs.
*'''Breeder''': Dogs need human help doing such natural things as [[fucking]]. Make [[profit]] from purebreds and make even [[moar]] by mating two different types of dogs together to create a fun new hybrid with the worst traits of both parents. Because we all know there's not enough of these bastards on the streets.
*'''Nazism''': Train your dog to salute [[Hitler]] and become [[Nazi pug|internet famous.]]
*'''[[Azn]]''': Make a deal with your county pound by helping them get rid of strays while using them in your bulgogi.
*'''[[ATF|ATF Agent]]:''' Shoot other people's dogs.
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==Dog myths==
[[File:Found-dog.jpg|thumb|What to do if you find a dog]]
Unfortunately there are many [[lies| myths]] surrounding dogs, some of them are listed here:

'''''Myth #1 dogs are the most intelligent creatures on earth second only to humans!'''''

Fact: Contrary to popular belief, dogs are [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2396570/Pets-depressed-left-home-day-working-owners.html| not very intelligent]. There are many other animals with far superior intelligence, such as dolphins, Germans, crows and octopuses. This myth, that [[woman|dog-fucking, pro-bestiality furfags]] pulled out of their asses, refuses to die because it serves as a lazy and convenient plot device in family-friendly movies.

'''''Myth #2 dogs (especially females) are strong and independent'''''

Fact: Domestic dogs can't live without an owner in the streets, in fact they can barely take care of themselves at all! Unlike [[cat|cats]] they can't adapt to the wild and sooner or later they die; so unless you [[attention whore|take care of them 24/7]], they will either get [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2396570/Pets-depressed-left-home-day-working-owners.html| depressed] and harm themselves or they'll become hostile and destroy the whole goddamn house.

'''''Myth #3 they are friendly and loving'''''

Fact: Dogs only care about one thing: FOOD. As long as [[you|the owner]] provides them with food, care and shelter they don't give a shit about love, nor about how much money you have to spend for all these. In other words it's like having a autistic child, only louder (but somewhat lulzier if you can train it to maul or piss on guests on command). As for the "friendly" part, it's complete horseshit. Dogs are extremely territorial and they will [[rape| attack]] anyone who approaches their territory, even their owner. No wonder why dog owners never have guests in their homes. "''But isn't that a good thing?''" you may ask "''I mean they keep burglars away, right...?''"

WRONG FAGGOT! continue reading below

'''''Myth #4 dogs are excellent guards'''''

Fact: Excellent guards my ass, these neurotic bulimic fucks will eat [[shit|ANYTHING]]! So all you have to do is to throw them a tasty treat laced with poison and it's over. Besides we are not in 1880 any more, there are other more effective ways to protect your home from burglars such as cameras, Sig Sauer, and alarm systems.

'''''Myth #5 All Dogs Go To Heaven'''''

Fact: As many writers like James Joyce have pointed out, ''"Man was cleaver when he first started breeding the dog because it is the only creature that actually, actively, displays the divine attributes and were it not for their advocating, man would never enter Heaven's gates."'' 
Basically, when you buy property in Heaven, you don't have to worry about someone like [[Nigger|Michael Vick]] moving in and destroying your resale value. 

==Famous Dogs==
[[File:DOGRAPE.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Cartoon dogs]][[Image:Scoobydoorule34.jpg|thumb|200px|Rooby Rooby Roo!]]
*'''[[Kike Dog]]''': belgian malinois, IDF soldier, and jewish terrorist
*'''Cujo''': What most dogs aspire to be.
*'''[[Disney]]''': Likes to start fads with different dog breeds like the Cocker Spaniel in '''Lady And The Tramp''' or the Dalmation that becomes the popular dog breed to be destroyed for that year.
*'''[[Doge]]:''' Beloved [[Tumblr]] mascot.
*'''Goofy''': Retarded [[Disney]] character and [[Goofy Time|advocate of child abuse]]
*'''[[Japan|Hachiko]]:''' Favorite dog of the [[Weeaboo]] breed. Was an Akita that is known and celebrated in Japan for it's loyalty because it had nothing better to do and waited for over 9 years, for its masters return, after he died.
*'''Snoopy''': Has [[herpes]] of the mouth, which sucks because he likes to [[Pedophilia|lick little girls]]. Also a communist.
*'''[[Family Guy|Brian]]''': Alcoholic Snoopy copypaste,<s> now dead.</s> Resurrected.
*'''Balto''': Sled dog who proved dogs can do fucking anything, also a favorite movie of [[furries]] and [[wolfaboo]]s
*'''Scooby-Doo''': A retarded talking cartoon dog with a stonerfag sidekick.
*'''Marmaduke''': Scooby-Doo's asspie littermate
*'''[[Nazi pug]]''': Official mascot of [[pol/|/pol/]].
*'''Lassie''': Collie dog from an old TV show that got sick of Timmy falling into a well and was put down after she mauled his faggy ass.
*'''Rin Tin Tin''': Lassie, but with a [[dick]].
*'''Greyfriar's Bobby''': Some little [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcX4I_t2Ss0 faggot] dog from Scotland that went all [[emo]] when his owner drank himself to death.
*'''Toto''': Dorothy's companion in ''The Wizard of Oz'' that some [[Theresa_May|Wicked Witch]] wanted to rightfully and legally put down because he bit her. Best know for the first big pre-internet meme of, '''"Toto. I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."''' Also a band from the 70s and [[1980s]] that gave Patric Swayze his start in their Roseanna video and did the [[Dune]] soundtrack.
*'''Ren''': Psychotic [[rat]]-dog
*'''Pudsey''': the constantly-drooling [[Britain%27s_Got_No_Fucking_Talent|Britain's-Got-Talent]] winner and star of his own self-titled [http://entertainment.ie/movie-review/Pudsey-the-Dog-The-Movie/272055.htm| worst dog movie ever]
*'''[[Nigger (Dog)|Nigger]]''': Black-Lab Mascot of the #617 Squadron of the RAF. Dog who is most famous for inflicting [[butthurt]] upon SJWs.
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==Galleries==
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File:Boiled alive dogs asians.jpg|[[Azn|Asians]] are known for their special love of dogs
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File:Embarrassed Dog.jpg|A good way of abusing your dog is to dress him up like a [[steampunk|faggot]].
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File:Fryscream.jpg|The best way to defeat the dogs trying to stop Anonymous..
File:1276050082559.gif|Right after this one of course
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File:Chicken-joke.gif|Dogs love [[lulz]].
File:King Jowls II.jpg|Some dogs are stern and autocratic rulers.
File:SparkledogDA.jpg|General [[DevianTart]] consensus of what a dog looks like
File:ladytramp.gif|[[delicious cake|It is delicious dog, you must eat it.]]
File:FurryShepherd34.jpg|Furries [[raep|love]] dogs.
File:dogai.jpg|The wholesome career of dog breeding.
File:Pedobear_and_boo.png|[[Boo]] and a [[Plushie|Pedobear Plush]].
File:Giant george 04.jpg|Some dogs are huge. Like [[Giant George]]!
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File:Advice steal candy.jpg.JPG|[[Advice Dog]]
File:Broccolioriginal.jpg|[[Broccoli Dog]]
File:Creepy dog.gif|[[Cupcake Dog]]
File:Stoner-Dog-dude-wat.jpg|[[Stoner Dog]]
File:Apathydog282.jpg|[[Apathy Dog]]
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File:Big Dog.jpg|[[Big Dog]]
File:Ddkill.jpg|[[Depression Dog]]
File:Fapdoghandpregnant.jpg|[[Fap Dog]]
File:Goodadvicedog5.jpg|[[Good Advice Dog]]
File:OldAdvice1.png|[[Old Advice Dog]]
File:Racist chain.jpg|[[Racist Dog]]
File:Doge_full_image.jpg|[[Doge]]

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==Videos==
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== See Also ==

[[File:Dogs of gaming.gif|right]]

*[[Buy A Dog]]
*[[California Pet Laws 1/1/19]]
*[[Camhead|CamHead - KEEP YOUR DOGS AWAY FROM THIS PEDOPHILE]]
*[[Chihuahuas]]
*[[Isle Of Dogs]]
*[[On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog]]
*[[Adult Swim|Mr. Pickles]]
*[[Broccoli Dog]]
*[[Cupcake Dog]]
*[[Pirate Dog]]
*[[Phillip Savelli]]
*[[Doge]]
*[[LOLDoge]]
*[[Dogecoin]]
*[[Chevy the Therapy Dog]]
*[[Sombra The Drug Sniffing Dog]]

{{animals|abuse=0}}

[[Category:Dogs| ]]
[[Category:Furries]]

Dog

2025-07-31T22:20:37Z

Gaydolfjitler: Added ATF shout out

[[File:Dog greetings.gif|thumb|right|300px|The calmest dog you'll see.]]
[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Four vicious, pack-hunting quadrupeds.]]
'''Dogs''' are a [[incest|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace.
Like wolves, they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat cats, young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[niggers]]/[[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend".
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==Working With Dogs==
[[image:Dramatic Stare Dog.gif|250px|right]]
[[Image:Pandaclipdog.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Ask your groomer for the panda clip]]
[[You]] can make some dough off this much [[raped|beloved]] family [[furry|pet]].
*'''Veterinarian''': A highly rewarding profession where you will have the chance to [[bestiality|stick thermometers and q-tips up dogs' asses]] and be exposed to [[Aids|multiple diseases that can be passed from animals to humans]]. On the plus side, you get to charge [[at least 100|a buttload]] of [[money]] by prescribing [[drugs]] meant for humans at twice the price to fucktard owners as well as be legally allowed to [[pwn|put dogs down]].
*'''Groomer''': A [[shit|great]] alternative if you're too stupid to pass Med school for animals. You'll have a fun-filled day of being [[guro|slashed]] bloody by newly cut nails, draining Fido's shit-clogged anal glands, and listening to the yapping of small purse dogs owned by [[whores|prominent female celebrities]]. You won't get paid fuck all, but the fun part is making dogs looking even more fucking [[retarded]] than they already are.
*'''Trainer''': Make shitloads of cash on people too fucking lazy to teach their own pet basic commands.
*'''Police''': Train big fucking dogs to maul [[niggers|criminals]] and to tell you who's carrying the best drugs.
*'''Breeder''': Dogs need human help doing such natural things as [[fucking]]. Make [[profit]] from purebreds and make even [[moar]] by mating two different types of dogs together to create a fun new hybrid with the worst traits of both parents. Because we all know there's not enough of these bastards on the streets.
*'''Nazism''': Train your dog to salute [[Hitler]] and become [[Nazi pug|internet famous.]]
*'''[[Azn]]''': Make a deal with your county pound by helping them get rid of strays while using them in your bulgogi.
*'''[[ATF|ATF Agent]]:''' Shoot other people's dogs.
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==Dog myths==
[[File:Found-dog.jpg|thumb|What to do if you find a dog]]
Unfortunately there are many [[lies| myths]] surrounding dogs, some of them are listed here:

'''''Myth #1 dogs are the most intelligent creatures on earth second only to humans!'''''

Fact: Contrary to popular belief, dogs are [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2396570/Pets-depressed-left-home-day-working-owners.html| not very intelligent]. There are many other animals with far superior intelligence, such as dolphins, Germans, crows and octopuses. This myth, that dog-fucking, pro-bestiality furfags pulled out of their asses, refuses to die because it serves as a lazy and convenient plot device in family-friendly movies.

'''''Myth #2 dogs (especially females) are strong and independent'''''

Fact: Domestic dogs can't live without an owner in the streets, in fact they can barely take care of themselves at all! Unlike [[cat|cats]] they can't adapt to the wild and sooner or later they die; so unless you [[attention whore|take care of them 24/7]], they will either get [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2396570/Pets-depressed-left-home-day-working-owners.html| depressed] and harm themselves or they'll become hostile and destroy the whole goddamn house.

'''''Myth #3 they are friendly and loving'''''

Fact: Dogs only care about one thing: FOOD. As long as [[you|the owner]] provides them with food, care and shelter they don't give a shit about love, nor about how much money you have to spend for all these. In other words it's like having a autistic child, only louder (but somewhat lulzier if you can train it to maul or piss on guests on command). As for the "friendly" part, it's complete horseshit. Dogs are extremely territorial and they will [[rape| attack]] anyone who approaches their territory, even their owner. No wonder why dog owners never have guests in their homes. "''But isn't that a good thing?''" you may ask "''I mean they keep burglars away, right...?''"

WRONG FAGGOT! continue reading below

'''''Myth #4 dogs are excellent guards'''''

Fact: Excellent guards my ass, these neurotic bulimic fucks will eat [[shit|ANYTHING]]! So all you have to do is to throw them a tasty treat laced with poison and it's over. Besides we are not in 1880 any more, there are other more effective ways to protect your home from burglars such as cameras, Sig Sauer, and alarm systems.

'''''Myth #5 All Dogs Go To Heaven'''''

Fact: As many writers like James Joyce have pointed out, ''"Man was cleaver when he first started breeding the dog because it is the only creature that actually, actively, displays the divine attributes and were it not for their advocating, man would never enter Heaven's gates."'' 
Basically, when you buy property in Heaven, you don't have to worry about someone like [[Nigger|Michael Vick]] moving in and destroying your resale value. 

==Famous Dogs==
[[File:DOGRAPE.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Cartoon dogs]][[Image:Scoobydoorule34.jpg|thumb|200px|Rooby Rooby Roo!]]
*'''[[Kike Dog]]''': belgian malinois, IDF soldier, and jewish terrorist
*'''Cujo''': What most dogs aspire to be.
*'''[[Disney]]''': Likes to start fads with different dog breeds like the Cocker Spaniel in '''Lady And The Tramp''' or the Dalmation that becomes the popular dog breed to be destroyed for that year.
*'''[[Doge]]:''' Beloved [[Tumblr]] mascot.
*'''Goofy''': Retarded [[Disney]] character and [[Goofy Time|advocate of child abuse]]
*'''[[Japan|Hachiko]]:''' Favorite dog of the [[Weeaboo]] breed. Was an Akita that is known and celebrated in Japan for it's loyalty because it had nothing better to do and waited for over 9 years, for its masters return, after he died.
*'''Snoopy''': Has [[herpes]] of the mouth, which sucks because he likes to [[Pedophilia|lick little girls]]. Also a communist.
*'''[[Family Guy|Brian]]''': Alcoholic Snoopy copypaste,<s> now dead.</s> Resurrected.
*'''Balto''': Sled dog who proved dogs can do fucking anything, also a favorite movie of [[furries]] and [[wolfaboo]]s
*'''Scooby-Doo''': A retarded talking cartoon dog with a stonerfag sidekick.
*'''Marmaduke''': Scooby-Doo's asspie littermate
*'''[[Nazi pug]]''': Official mascot of [[pol/|/pol/]].
*'''Lassie''': Collie dog from an old TV show that got sick of Timmy falling into a well and was put down after she mauled his faggy ass.
*'''Rin Tin Tin''': Lassie, but with a [[dick]].
*'''Greyfriar's Bobby''': Some little [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcX4I_t2Ss0 faggot] dog from Scotland that went all [[emo]] when his owner drank himself to death.
*'''Toto''': Dorothy's companion in ''The Wizard of Oz'' that some [[Theresa_May|Wicked Witch]] wanted to rightfully and legally put down because he bit her. Best know for the first big pre-internet meme of, '''"Toto. I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."''' Also a band from the 70s and [[1980s]] that gave Patric Swayze his start in their Roseanna video and did the [[Dune]] soundtrack.
*'''Ren''': Psychotic [[rat]]-dog
*'''Pudsey''': the constantly-drooling [[Britain%27s_Got_No_Fucking_Talent|Britain's-Got-Talent]] winner and star of his own self-titled [http://entertainment.ie/movie-review/Pudsey-the-Dog-The-Movie/272055.htm| worst dog movie ever]
*'''[[Nigger (Dog)|Nigger]]''': Black-Lab Mascot of the #617 Squadron of the RAF. Dog who is most famous for inflicting [[butthurt]] upon SJWs.
{{clear}}

==Galleries==
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File:Puppy kiss.gif
File:Rollingdog.gif|The guy that did that is fucking begging to have his eyeballs picked out and his teeth gouged out with a fucking screwdriver.
File:Lettuce dog.gif|Show that lettuce who's boss!
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File:Boiled alive dogs asians.jpg|[[Azn|Asians]] are known for their special love of dogs
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File:Embarrassed Dog.jpg|A good way of abusing your dog is to dress him up like a [[steampunk|faggot]].
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File:Chill out, I got this.jpg
File:Fryscream.jpg|The best way to defeat the dogs trying to stop Anonymous..
File:1276050082559.gif|Right after this one of course
File:Doitfaggot.puppybun.jpg
File:Hotdiggetydog.jpg
File:Chicken-joke.gif|Dogs love [[lulz]].
File:King Jowls II.jpg|Some dogs are stern and autocratic rulers.
File:SparkledogDA.jpg|General [[DevianTart]] consensus of what a dog looks like
File:ladytramp.gif|[[delicious cake|It is delicious dog, you must eat it.]]
File:FurryShepherd34.jpg|Furries [[raep|love]] dogs.
File:dogai.jpg|The wholesome career of dog breeding.
File:Pedobear_and_boo.png|[[Boo]] and a [[Plushie|Pedobear Plush]].
File:Giant george 04.jpg|Some dogs are huge. Like [[Giant George]]!
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File:Puppies for dummies.png
File:Doggie.jpg
File:Dog camo.jpg
File:Dog fear.jpg
File:Dog purse.jpg
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File:Dogs_-_Busted_Window.jpg
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File:Thosearemyshoes.jpg
File:Dogs_-_Found.jpg|Don't make it weird, bro.
File:Dogs_-_Sexy.jpg
File:Dogs_-_Steal_My_Poo.jpg|What's up with that?
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File:Advice steal candy.jpg.JPG|[[Advice Dog]]
File:Broccolioriginal.jpg|[[Broccoli Dog]]
File:Creepy dog.gif|[[Cupcake Dog]]
File:Stoner-Dog-dude-wat.jpg|[[Stoner Dog]]
File:Apathydog282.jpg|[[Apathy Dog]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Big Dog.jpg|[[Big Dog]]
File:Ddkill.jpg|[[Depression Dog]]
File:Fapdoghandpregnant.jpg|[[Fap Dog]]
File:Goodadvicedog5.jpg|[[Good Advice Dog]]
File:OldAdvice1.png|[[Old Advice Dog]]
File:Racist chain.jpg|[[Racist Dog]]
File:Doge_full_image.jpg|[[Doge]]

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==Videos==
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== See Also ==

[[File:Dogs of gaming.gif|right]]

*[[Buy A Dog]]
*[[California Pet Laws 1/1/19]]
*[[Camhead|CamHead - KEEP YOUR DOGS AWAY FROM THIS PEDOPHILE]]
*[[Chihuahuas]]
*[[Isle Of Dogs]]
*[[On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog]]
*[[Adult Swim|Mr. Pickles]]
*[[Broccoli Dog]]
*[[Cupcake Dog]]
*[[Pirate Dog]]
*[[Phillip Savelli]]
*[[Doge]]
*[[LOLDoge]]
*[[Dogecoin]]
*[[Chevy the Therapy Dog]]
*[[Sombra The Drug Sniffing Dog]]

{{animals|abuse=0}}

[[Category:Dogs| ]]
[[Category:Furries]]

2025 Midtown Shooting

2025-07-31T21:38:44Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* Introduction */

== Introduction ==
On July 28th of 2025 a [[nigger|Usual Suspect]] native to Hawaii decided to shoot a bunch of [[Jews|Kikes]] and other inhabitants [[manhattan|in the city of Jew York]]. This sparked absolute media [[baw|BAWING]] since it wasn't [[chimpout|black on black violence]] and the loadout chosen by the player [[Assault rifle|was one that fit the narrative]].

== Loadout ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Caption text
|-
! Item!! Accessories/Bonus
|-
| Ar-15 Style Ghost Gun || +10 Liberal Butt Hurt
|-
| Perk 1: Ghost Pro || Suspect is believed to be a white male, less likely to get shot by the police.
|-
| Example || Example
|-
| Example || Example
|}

== See Also ==
[[Category:High Scores]]

2025 Midtown Shooting

2025-07-31T21:37:14Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* Introduction */

== Introduction ==
On July 28th of 2025 a [[nigger|Usual Suspect]] decided to shoot a bunch of [[Jews|Kikes]] and other inhabitants [[manhattan|in the city of Jew York]]. This sparked absolute media [[baw|BAWING]] since it wasn't black on black violence and the loadout chosen by the player was one that fit the narrative.

== Loadout ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Caption text
|-
! Item!! Accessories/Bonus
|-
| Ar-15 Style Ghost Gun || +10 Liberal Butt Hurt
|-
| Perk 1: Ghost Pro || Suspect is believed to be a white male, less likely to get shot by the police.
|-
| Example || Example
|-
| Example || Example
|}

== See Also ==
[[Category:High Scores]]

2025 Midtown Shooting

2025-07-31T21:28:57Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* Introduction */

2025 Midtown Shooting

2025-07-31T21:15:14Z

Gaydolfjitler: Just the start

== Introduction ==
On July 28th of 2025 a Nigger decided to shoot a bunch of Kikes and other inhabitants in the city of Jew York. This sparked absolute media outrage since it wasn't black on black violence and the loadout chosing by the player was one that fit the narrative.

John Money

2025-07-31T21:10:11Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* Publish it anyway */

{{Potential}}
{{Tran hero}}
{{Pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
'''John William Money'''{{jew}} is a Child Molester and hero of the [[an hero|Trans Community]] from [[new zealand|down under]].From creating the word "gender" to being an expert consulted in the production of the beastiality documentary "[[Mr. Hands|Animal Passions]]" he accomplished many great things Dr. Josef Mengele never could. Dr. Money originally went to school for psychology mastering in the skill of manipulating the mentally ill and vulnerable of society. By 1945 he was teaching classes in the [[who cares|University of Otago]] where he gaslit his students to getting electric shock therapy, and insulin shock therapy. Realizing neither of these caused the irreversible harm needed to treat mental illness he realized that [[new zealand|New Zelda]] is for faggots and he was destined to go to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|land of the free]] to poison the country with his [[faggotry|jewish tranny bullshit]].

== Professor John Money ==
In 1947 at the age of 26, Money began teaching pediatric psychology as a professor and it was here where he discovered [[pedophile|his love of kids.]] It was around this time he discovered the wonders of disfiguring dicks and realized he must immediately make this normal. Unfortunately for John, not many people wanted to lose their manhood.(Shocker right?). The evidence didn't support what John believed and he did what any good scientist would... Make the evidence.

== David Reimer ==
In the 1960s, Professor Money got lucky when another kid didn't. David Reimer was an infant living with his twin brother in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] when he experienced complications after receiving a [[Circumcision|satanic jewish baptism]]. Since Canadians are fucking retards they decided to burn Davids foreskin off which went [[fail|as well as one would expect]]. Now without a Penis, Professor money had discovered his opportunity to put his skills of preying on the vulnerable to use.

# Convince parents to remove davids ball-sack
# Tell them that their kid needs to be raised as a girl for his own mental health
# When kid grows up and want's to do boy things, force him to perform sex acts on his brother (And photograph it)
# Kid grows up to have regrets, become addicted to drugs and overdose
# Twin brother commits suicide
# Write book declaring success of experiment
#????
#[[profit|PROFIT]]
== Penis Inspection Day ==
John Money also forced the [[children|dwarves]] to strip for "Genital inspections". Money would reportedly get aggressive and scream at the children should they not comply. This is not acceptable and should only be done by trusted professionals including but not limited to your parents, your doctor or your Boyscout leader.

== Aftermath ==
At the age of 14, David Reamer decided he was sick of being forced to be a girl to please his [[libtard|libtard parents]] and told them he was a guy and wanted to be called "David". Additionally he told them how he [[Asking for it|didn't enjoy getting molested by Money.]] Not long after he underwent surgeries to unfuck his penis (to as much of an extent was possible). This was an absolute blow to John Money as it ran directly against his belief that "Socially Constructed Gender Identity" and [[sex change|"Gender Reassignment Surgery"]] weren't completely fucking [[special|retarded]]. While some things were unfucked for david his mental state was about as one would expect of someone who was raped and mutilated. It was no surprise David would [[drugs|become another victim of Big Pharma, ending up on antidepressants.]]

== Publish it anyway ==
In the late 90s/early 2000s John Money published his [[lie|jewish]] [[truth|conspiracies]]. David and his brother tried to speak out against it however Money was very quickly to shut the [[indian|filthy]] goyim down with his [[mossad|lawyers]]. Between [[Rog & Tyrone|troubles in his marriage]] due to his broken penis and being silenced like some nigger bitch the brothers decided to set a trend that would become an absolute BANGER in the trans community. Brian overdosed on antidepressants and David sucked off [[shotgun|Kurt Cobain's Microphone]].

{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Faggotry}}
{{Psychology}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Sex}}

John Money

2025-07-31T21:07:19Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* Publish it anyway */

{{Potential}}
{{Tran hero}}
{{Pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
'''John William Money'''{{jew}} is a Child Molester and hero of the [[an hero|Trans Community]] from [[new zealand|down under]].From creating the word "gender" to being an expert consulted in the production of the beastiality documentary "[[Mr. Hands|Animal Passions]]" he accomplished many great things Dr. Josef Mengele never could. Dr. Money originally went to school for psychology mastering in the skill of manipulating the mentally ill and vulnerable of society. By 1945 he was teaching classes in the [[who cares|University of Otago]] where he gaslit his students to getting electric shock therapy, and insulin shock therapy. Realizing neither of these caused the irreversible harm needed to treat mental illness he realized that [[new zealand|New Zelda]] is for faggots and he was destined to go to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|land of the free]] to poison the country with his [[faggotry|jewish tranny bullshit]].

== Professor John Money ==
In 1947 at the age of 26, Money began teaching pediatric psychology as a professor and it was here where he discovered [[pedophile|his love of kids.]] It was around this time he discovered the wonders of disfiguring dicks and realized he must immediately make this normal. Unfortunately for John, not many people wanted to lose their manhood.(Shocker right?). The evidence didn't support what John believed and he did what any good scientist would... Make the evidence.

== David Reimer ==
In the 1960s, Professor Money got lucky when another kid didn't. David Reimer was an infant living with his twin brother in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] when he experienced complications after receiving a [[Circumcision|satanic jewish baptism]]. Since Canadians are fucking retards they decided to burn Davids foreskin off which went [[fail|as well as one would expect]]. Now without a Penis, Professor money had discovered his opportunity to put his skills of preying on the vulnerable to use.

# Convince parents to remove davids ball-sack
# Tell them that their kid needs to be raised as a girl for his own mental health
# When kid grows up and want's to do boy things, force him to perform sex acts on his brother (And photograph it)
# Kid grows up to have regrets, become addicted to drugs and overdose
# Twin brother commits suicide
# Write book declaring success of experiment
#????
#[[profit|PROFIT]]
== Penis Inspection Day ==
John Money also forced the [[children|dwarves]] to strip for "Genital inspections". Money would reportedly get aggressive and scream at the children should they not comply. This is not acceptable and should only be done by trusted professionals including but not limited to your parents, your doctor or your Boyscout leader.

== Aftermath ==
At the age of 14, David Reamer decided he was sick of being forced to be a girl to please his [[libtard|libtard parents]] and told them he was a guy and wanted to be called "David". Additionally he told them how he [[Asking for it|didn't enjoy getting molested by Money.]] Not long after he underwent surgeries to unfuck his penis (to as much of an extent was possible). This was an absolute blow to John Money as it ran directly against his belief that "Socially Constructed Gender Identity" and [[sex change|"Gender Reassignment Surgery"]] weren't completely fucking [[special|retarded]]. While some things were unfucked for david his mental state was about as one would expect of someone who was raped and mutilated. It was no surprise David would [[drugs|become another victim of Big Pharma, ending up on antidepressants.]]

== Publish it anyway ==
In the late 90s/early 2000s John Money published his jewish conspiracies. David and his brother tried to speak out against it however Money was very quickly to shut the filthy goyim down with his [[mossad|lawyers]]. Between troubles in his marriage due to his broken penis and being silenced like some nigger bitch the brothers decided to set a trend that would become an absolute BANGER in the trans community. Brian overdosed on antidepressants and David sucked off [[shotgun|Kurt Cobain's Microphone]].

{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Faggotry}}
{{Psychology}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Sex}}

John Money

2025-07-31T21:05:25Z

Gaydolfjitler: /* Penis Inspection Day */

{{Potential}}
{{Tran hero}}
{{Pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
'''John William Money'''{{jew}} is a Child Molester and hero of the [[an hero|Trans Community]] from [[new zealand|down under]].From creating the word "gender" to being an expert consulted in the production of the beastiality documentary "[[Mr. Hands|Animal Passions]]" he accomplished many great things Dr. Josef Mengele never could. Dr. Money originally went to school for psychology mastering in the skill of manipulating the mentally ill and vulnerable of society. By 1945 he was teaching classes in the [[who cares|University of Otago]] where he gaslit his students to getting electric shock therapy, and insulin shock therapy. Realizing neither of these caused the irreversible harm needed to treat mental illness he realized that [[new zealand|New Zelda]] is for faggots and he was destined to go to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|land of the free]] to poison the country with his [[faggotry|jewish tranny bullshit]].

== Professor John Money ==
In 1947 at the age of 26, Money began teaching pediatric psychology as a professor and it was here where he discovered [[pedophile|his love of kids.]] It was around this time he discovered the wonders of disfiguring dicks and realized he must immediately make this normal. Unfortunately for John, not many people wanted to lose their manhood.(Shocker right?). The evidence didn't support what John believed and he did what any good scientist would... Make the evidence.

== David Reimer ==
In the 1960s, Professor Money got lucky when another kid didn't. David Reimer was an infant living with his twin brother in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] when he experienced complications after receiving a [[Circumcision|satanic jewish baptism]]. Since Canadians are fucking retards they decided to burn Davids foreskin off which went [[fail|as well as one would expect]]. Now without a Penis, Professor money had discovered his opportunity to put his skills of preying on the vulnerable to use.

# Convince parents to remove davids ball-sack
# Tell them that their kid needs to be raised as a girl for his own mental health
# When kid grows up and want's to do boy things, force him to perform sex acts on his brother (And photograph it)
# Kid grows up to have regrets, become addicted to drugs and overdose
# Twin brother commits suicide
# Write book declaring success of experiment
#????
#[[profit|PROFIT]]
== Penis Inspection Day ==
John Money also forced the [[children|dwarves]] to strip for "Genital inspections". Money would reportedly get aggressive and scream at the children should they not comply. This is not acceptable and should only be done by trusted professionals including but not limited to your parents, your doctor or your Boyscout leader.

== Aftermath ==
At the age of 14, David Reamer decided he was sick of being forced to be a girl to please his [[libtard|libtard parents]] and told them he was a guy and wanted to be called "David". Additionally he told them how he [[Asking for it|didn't enjoy getting molested by Money.]] Not long after he underwent surgeries to unfuck his penis (to as much of an extent was possible). This was an absolute blow to John Money as it ran directly against his belief that "Socially Constructed Gender Identity" and [[sex change|"Gender Reassignment Surgery"]] weren't completely fucking [[special|retarded]]. While some things were unfucked for david his mental state was about as one would expect of someone who was raped and mutilated. It was no surprise David would [[drugs|become another victim of Big Pharma, ending up on antidepressants.]]

== Publish it anyway ==
In the late 90s/early 2000s John Money published his jewish conspiracies. David and his brother tried to speak out against it however Money was very quickly to shut the filthy goyim down with his [[mossad|lawyers]]. Between troubles in his marriage due to his broken penis and being silenced like some nigger bitch the brothers decided to set a trend that would become an absolute BANGER in the trans community. Brian overdosed on antidepressants and David sucked off a Kurt Cobain's Microphone.

{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Faggotry}}
{{Psychology}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Sex}}

John Money

2025-07-31T21:03:48Z

Gaydolfjitler: Added

{{Potential}}
{{Tran hero}}
{{Pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
'''John William Money'''{{jew}} is a Child Molester and hero of the [[an hero|Trans Community]] from [[new zealand|down under]].From creating the word "gender" to being an expert consulted in the production of the beastiality documentary "[[Mr. Hands|Animal Passions]]" he accomplished many great things Dr. Josef Mengele never could. Dr. Money originally went to school for psychology mastering in the skill of manipulating the mentally ill and vulnerable of society. By 1945 he was teaching classes in the [[who cares|University of Otago]] where he gaslit his students to getting electric shock therapy, and insulin shock therapy. Realizing neither of these caused the irreversible harm needed to treat mental illness he realized that [[new zealand|New Zelda]] is for faggots and he was destined to go to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|land of the free]] to poison the country with his [[faggotry|jewish tranny bullshit]].

== Professor John Money ==
In 1947 at the age of 26, Money began teaching pediatric psychology as a professor and it was here where he discovered [[pedophile|his love of kids.]] It was around this time he discovered the wonders of disfiguring dicks and realized he must immediately make this normal. Unfortunately for John, not many people wanted to lose their manhood.(Shocker right?). The evidence didn't support what John believed and he did what any good scientist would... Make the evidence.

== David Reimer ==
In the 1960s, Professor Money got lucky when another kid didn't. David Reimer was an infant living with his twin brother in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] when he experienced complications after receiving a [[Circumcision|satanic jewish baptism]]. Since Canadians are fucking retards they decided to burn Davids foreskin off which went [[fail|as well as one would expect]]. Now without a Penis, Professor money had discovered his opportunity to put his skills of preying on the vulnerable to use.

# Convince parents to remove davids ball-sack
# Tell them that their kid needs to be raised as a girl for his own mental health
# When kid grows up and want's to do boy things, force him to perform sex acts on his brother (And photograph it)
# Kid grows up to have regrets, become addicted to drugs and overdose
# Twin brother commits suicide
# Write book declaring success of experiment
#????
#[[profit|PROFIT]]
== Penis Inspection Day ==
John Money also forced the [[children|dwarves]] to strip for "Genital inspections". Money would reportedly get aggressive and scream at the children should they not comply.

== Aftermath ==
At the age of 14, David Reamer decided he was sick of being forced to be a girl to please his [[libtard|libtard parents]] and told them he was a guy and wanted to be called "David". Additionally he told them how he [[Asking for it|didn't enjoy getting molested by Money.]] Not long after he underwent surgeries to unfuck his penis (to as much of an extent was possible). This was an absolute blow to John Money as it ran directly against his belief that "Socially Constructed Gender Identity" and [[sex change|"Gender Reassignment Surgery"]] weren't completely fucking [[special|retarded]]. While some things were unfucked for david his mental state was about as one would expect of someone who was raped and mutilated. It was no surprise David would [[drugs|become another victim of Big Pharma, ending up on antidepressants.]]

== Publish it anyway ==
In the late 90s/early 2000s John Money published his jewish conspiracies. David and his brother tried to speak out against it however Money was very quickly to shut the filthy goyim down with his [[mossad|lawyers]]. Between troubles in his marriage due to his broken penis and being silenced like some nigger bitch the brothers decided to set a trend that would become an absolute BANGER in the trans community. Brian overdosed on antidepressants and David sucked off a Kurt Cobain's Microphone.

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{{Faggotry}}
{{Psychology}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Sex}}

Cum

2025-07-31T19:55:34Z

Gaydolfjitler: brotein

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[[File:Semen balloons.gif|310px|right]]

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'''Cum''' also known as "[[powerword|brotein]]" is a slang term indicating either the act of ejaculating or the slippery by-products of said act. Recent scientific breakthroughs have uncovered that cumming is twice as good when it is the end product of [[rape]]. Especially if the 'rape victim' gets pregnant and bonus if the offspring looks like you so it can remind the rapee of that wonderful night.

In persons with [[cock]], the verb (To Cum/Ejaculate) refers to the overtly obvious ''twitch n' spurt.'' For people who don't want to become [[pregnant]] and hate having to use [[condoms]], pulling out before you cum is a reliable method of birth control, and there is a [[Fact|100%]] chance that you have avoided becoming a parent. For [[you]], this occurs about ten seconds before you close your browser window and cry yourself to sleep. Or, get all [[butthurt]] because you blew your load right when the camera panned to a dude's face.

==Semen==
[[Image:Niggerfacial.jpg|thumb|Cum is an excellent source of nutrients.]]
'''Semen''', also known as High Fructose Porn Syrup, is a white-ish liquid that ejaculates from a male [[penis]] when stimulated. Following this, a man is generally exhausted and fulfilled making him easily malleable to the manipulative will of his partner. Often an excellent time for a woman to ask for money.

The nutritional value of semen largely equates to that of egg whites, therefore it is a high-protein and low-carb food ideal for the [[prostitute|woman on-the-go]]. It is powered by 2-5 milligrams of fructose per 1 milliliter of sticky cum. The average ejaculation, or serving size, is about a tablespoon which equals about fifteen calories. This can vary by man, and ejaculatory conditions.

==A Woman's Best Friend==
[[File:Cinnabun earrings.jpg|thumb|right|Guess how the "icing" was made.]]
It often believed that women don't like semen. This is a gross misconception as the adjoining photo shows. Any woman who refuses to swallow is most likely a whiny, shallow, money-grubbing ice princess, self-empowered [[BitingBeaver|feminist]] who has a [[Tumblr]], or if you're lucky simply a [[whore|Succubus]] out to drag your mortal body into the bowels of [[hell]] to burn for all eternity.

*'''Ladies take note!''' It is an established fact that there is no greater sign of love than a woman who gulps down her man's hot, creamy load.
*'''On a diet?''' Semen is 15 calories per average "serving"! Now, if you chose to burn off those calories with a bit of effort at the time, I'm sure that wouldn't be a problem.
*'''Need extra oomph?''' [[klarawagner|Klara Wagner]] enjoys several healthy helpings of semen every day and swears by its energizing powers.
*'''Can't get enough of the good stuff?''' Ask a man if you can suck his [[sausage]] and chances are he'll happily oblige.

==Female Ejaculation==
{{main|Squirting}}
Women can have orgasms too, but they are much less obvious since there is no external ejaculation. No, not really. In reality, women do not have orgasms at all. If your girlfriend, wife, or rape victim tells you that she had an orgasm, she is lying. In the entire history of the human race, not a single woman has ever had an orgasm. Female orgasms are a myth and a lie created to make men feel better about their "sexual skills" in hopes that feeding a man's ego will result in him buying more stuff for them and rubbing their feet more often.

==Gallery==
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Image:Jap cum bath.gif|Imagine the smell...
Image:jizztini.jpg|Cum makes for a [[Jizztini|delicious cocktail]]
Image:Cockwaffle.jpg|All [[furries]] eat cum for breakfast.
Image:Lost sperm.jpg
Image:Skittles.gif|Some people ejaculate Skittles
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Cumpro.gif
Image:Semen-collector.jpg|A device for collecting semen
Image:Bigcumshot.gif|Cum in action
Image:Ejaculation.gif|Cum like the best.
Image:happywoman.jpg
File:God Tier Cum.jpg
Image:Spermy.jpg|Where to apply semen
Image:Unicum.jpg|In the [[USA]], semen is drunk as a liquor
Image:Mastsriusly3.jpg|THE PIPES, THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT CAPTAIN!
Image:Splurge.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT |Cum where it's supposed to be]].
Image:Facial Regret.jpg|An unenthusiastic cum target.
Image:Claudia-thorn-bukkake.JPG|[[Dorian Thorn|Claudia Thorn]] enjoys wearing complete strangers' cum.
Image:TheGamingGoose.jpg|DO NOT WANT!!!
Image:Dicksleeves.jpg
Image:Lady J facepainter.jpg|this Lady J photo of a cum tribute is a good example of face painting.
Image:Cumdump.jpg| Ass rape aftermath
Image:Drip.jpg | RIP, [[Erik Rhodes]]
Image: Cum_fountain.gif|An ungrateful fag wasting his lunch.
Image:Feeding_02.gif
Image:Titphonesex.gif
Image:Tunnelvision.gif
Image:Bukkake03.jpg
Image:Ejaculate_Blood.gif‎|How it's done.
Image:Porn-gif-amateur-facial-cumshot-1.gif
Image:Spermies.jpg|Now in candy form.
Image:Wonkasplooge.gif|Willy [[Wanker|Wonka]] sneaks one up on unsuspecting child and mother.
Image:Femalecockmongler.jpg|The fruits of your labor.
Image:CreamyCumCrepes.jpg|You can cook with semen as well!
Image:Sunscreen.gif
Image:Sperm-egg.jpg|What sperm looks like [[IRL]]. Since they look like [[frog|tadpoles]], this is sure to arouse the [[furfag]]s who extend their fetish to non-mammals.
Image:Cum_-_Come_At_Me_Bro.jpg
Image:Cum_-_Computer_Sperm.jpg
Image:Cum_-_Super_Sperm.jpg
Image:Cum_-_Cock_Yogurt.jpg
File:Cumshotattack.gif|How to properly greet a lady.
Image:Cumbag.jpg
Image:Bathinginmale-tears.jpg|Water is more cleaner for bathing than my [[Male tears]] just sayin'
Image:Cumshots in mouth.gif|How to properly dispose of cum.
File:Oozinator.gif
Image:cum gag.gif|A [[Whore|young, aspiring actress]] learns the hard way about [[Nigger|African American]] cum.
</gallery>}}

==Videos==
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==See Also==
[[Image:1915_1608_Hilton-Paris-120703-400-lo.jpg|thumb|Semen, [[Paris Hilton]]'s favorite drink]]
*[[Fap]]
*[[I Came]]
*[[Jizztini]]
*[[Male Tears]] - What feminists call cum
*People Who Love Cum
**[[Britney Spears]]
**[[Dakota Fanning]]'s belly button
**[[CumOnPrintedPics.Com]]
**[[Dorian Thorn]]
**[[Faggots]]
**[[Paris Hilton]]
**[[Miley Cyrus]]
**[[Male tears]] [[Jezebel|drinking]] and [[Jessica Valenti|bathing]] [[SJW|aficionados]]
**[[Your mom]]
**[[You]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[Cum collector]]
*[[Face-painter]]
*[[Bukkake]]
*[[The Money Shot]]
*[[Bukkake Milk]]

==External Links==
[[File:Glory.gif|310px|right]]
*[http://www.cookingwithcum.com/ Cooking With Cum] Looking for that extra something in your crepes? A whole book dedicated to the fine art of cooking with semen
*[http://www.dontspitswallow.com/ Don't Spit, Swallow!] - Swallowing hints, advice, and tips.
*[http://ejacu.com/ejaculation/001.html Ejaculation Pictures] - Free archive of different types of semen expressions and emissions.
*[http://advancedmasturbation.com/ejaculation/01.html Masturbation Ejaculation Techniques] - Different ways to shoot semen with facts, instructions, and pictures.
*[[Wikipedia:Cummingtonite]] Cumming rocks
*[http://www.beautifulagony.com/feck_subaff/redirect.php?id=f981d7a4 Come faces]
*[http://www.spermfortickets.com/ Sperm for music festival tickets? it's more common than you think]
*[http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=147697 Great ideas for disposing of manmilk]
*[http://www.wowomg.com Website to make you cum]
*[http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/4956212 How to cook with cum]
*[http://www.freedonr.com/sdcatalog.html Here's an entire CATALOG of sperm donors to choose from!]
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[[Category:Sex]]

Harambe

2025-07-31T19:51:50Z

Gaydolfjitler:

{{forced}}
[[File:Michelle+Deonne.jpg|thumb|These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe. Black on black crime is real.]]
'''Harambe''' was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street [[nigger]]. He [[dindu nuffin]] and had just celebrated his [[Trayvon Martin|17th birthday.]] Lo and behold, some dumb negress named '''Michelle Gregg''' threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than '''Deonne Dickerson''', [[lol|who was mysteriously absent]]. At least Harambe didn't spend his life attending [[prison|Nigger University]] because he was a [[retard]]ed, [[Tautogram|drug dealing degenerate darkie]]. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress' juicy fat sore covered social security farming [[booty|sow ass]] while he did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing [[negress|felon factory]], an obvious threat to the [[niglet|lil' niglet]]. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the [[Womyn]] and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her [[personal army]] and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent.
Later, this brave [[African-American|primate]] was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate.
It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “[[Dicks out for Harambe|all pull together]]” in Swahili. (more like "[[Faggotry|all pull your dicks out together]]")

<table border="1" align="center">
<tr>
<th colspan="5">Clinton/Trump/Harambe</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td rowspan="2"></td>
<th rowspan="2">Base</th>
<th colspan="3">Clinton/Trump H2H</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Hillary Clinton</th>
<th>Donald Trump</th>
<th>Unsure</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Hillary Clinton</th>
<th>48%</th>
<td>94%</td>
<td>1%</td>
<td>2%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Donald Trump</th>
<th>43%</th>
<td>1%</td>
<td>95%</td>
<td>3%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Harambe</th>
<th>5%</th>
<td>3%</td>
<td>2%</td>
<td>47%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Unsure</th>
<th>4%</th>
<td>2%</td>
<td>2%</td>
<td>49%</td>
</tr>
</table>

==Dicks out for Harambe==
<center><youtube>nXw6EMVRv3M</youtube></center> 

===Danny Trejo knows===
And who the fuck are you to disagree with Mr. Trejo?
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==Gallery==
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<gallery perrow="5">
File:Harambe and kid 1.jpg|PROTECTING
File:Harambe and kid 2.jpg|PROTECTING
File:Harambe Senseless Death.jpg|<nowiki>#Blacklivesmatter</nowiki>
File:Harambe Bronze Statue.jpg|It should be made of the finest gold
File:Harambe In Loving Memory.jpg|RIP Sweet Prince
</gallery>
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<gallery perrow="5">
File:Harambe Memorial.jpg|Sadface
File:Harambe_AccidentsHappen.jpg|Accidents Happen.
File:Harambe Killers 1.jpg|She ate the rest of the furniture?
File:Harambe Killers 2.jpg|How can you look more like an ape than an actual ape?
File:Trump harambe.jpg
File:Harambemcharambeface.jpg
File:Rememberharambe.png|Coming to a theater near you!
File:Harambeheaven.jpg|Harambe in heaven..
File:HarambeForPrez.jpg
File:Harambe 2016.jpg
File:HarambeTRUMP.png
File:HarambeHOPE.jpg
File:Im With Harambe.jpg
File:Harambe Obongo.jpg
File:Harambe Ticks Out.jpg
File:Harambe Vote For.jpg
File:Harambe Vote4ngiga.png
File:harambetwittersoytroons.jpg|[[unfunny]] [[Twitter]] [[Tranny|troons]] posthumously mocking the fallen silverback nigger and his [[ethiopian]] relatives.
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*''[[Overwatch]]'' - Has a gorilla that should be renamed Harambe.
*[[Chimpout]]
*[[Fembusters/Leslie_Jones_Getting_Hacked|Leslie Jones]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Tatiana the Tiger]]
*[[Vader]]
*[[Walter Palmer]]
*[[2022 Monkeypox outbreak|Monkeypox]]

==External links==
*[http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/technology/science/animal-behaviour-expert-says-silverback-gorilla-harambe-was-not-trying-to-harm-defenceless-child/news-story/94d83332fbb86df234989f66ae621d67 Daily Telegraph with POWER WORD]
*[https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-make-harambe-a-pok%C3%A9mon Petition to make him a Pokemon]
*[http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/62167/? Fallout: New Vegas mod changes Raul's battle cry with original voice actor Danny Trejo saying "Dicks out for Harambe"]
*[http://www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/5158/? Close enough mod for The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion]
*[http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8095 Jokes about Harambe deemed "racist".]
*[http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8065 White student union members] [[fap|self flagellate]] for Harambe.

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2025-07-31T18:27:07Z

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