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The Donald

2026-05-17T20:12:01Z

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:'''''The Donald''' redirects here. For the subreddit, check out '''[[TheDonald]]'''. ''
:'''''However,''' if you are a [[Faggot|liberal]] or a [[Racist|Neo]]-[[Faggot|Nazi]] in need of [[Srs bsns|serious]] [[Safe Space|truth]] about the God-Emperor, check out '''[[Donald Drumpf]]'''.''
{{spoiler|Another nigger missed lol}}
{{achtung|[[Cole Tomas Allen|COLE TOMAS ALLEN]] FAILED TO TAKE OUR GOD-EMPEROR AWAY FROM US! MAY HE LIVE ON FOREVER!}}
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[[File:EmperorTrump.png|right|300px|thumb|This Man has generated more [[butthurt]] than the rest of our political establishment, mass media and the one percent combined.]]
[[File:King Donald Trump.jpg|300px|thumb|Say My Name Bitch]]
[[File:Trump-sacred-meme.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The Sacred Trump Meme]]

'''His Grace, the Imperial Majesty on the Iron Throne, the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus "Pußygrabbin" I of the House of Trump''' will make [[Warhammer|Warhammer 40,000]] real. He is a [[pretty cool guy]] and the <s>[[2016 Presidential Elections|45th]]</s> [[2024 Presidential Elections|47th president]] of the [[United States]] and doesn't afraid of anything. Never half-piss around when President Trump is near cause He'll [[rape]] you for not fully pissing around, fire you for being unproductive, sue you for [[libel]], and pillage your clan of its cattle and [[whores|fertile women]]. Trump literally put an epic [[Death Note|Just As Planned]]: exactly at the time when Hillary was gloating over cheating and controlling the Polls, the Donald unleashed his secret superweapon, the Silent Majority who didn't participate in Clinton's rigged polls but revealed their support for Trump in the election. Before having the 2020 election stolen from him by [[Jews|(((them)))]], Trump was on the [[Game of Thrones|Iron Throne]], gloating [[Trollface|U mad SJWs?]] while Democrats were committing mass suicide while yelling "[[Planet of the Apes|You maniacs! You should have endorsed Bernie Sanders! Damn you, God Damn You All to Hell!!]]"
 

{{Quote|'''Donald Trump is a genius.'''|[https://www.thewrap.com/michael-moore-roseanne-totally-nuts-trump-evil-genius/ Michael Moore]}}

==2016 Nomination==
[[File:ChrisChanHatesTrump.PNG|thumb|right|360px|An [[Chris Chan|average U.S. citizen]]'s [[Butthurt|reaction]] to Donald Trump winning the elections.]]
[[File:Trump's goldfinger.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Hail the God Emperor]]
[[File:Making racism cool again.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Hang out the flags!]]
[[File:Love trump's hate.png|right|thumb|200px|A grammar Nazi is fine too]]
*Trump has won the nomination by default.
*The last of the republican nominees quit.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] was the last person left in His way, but He rose to power nonetheless.
*The establishment didn't want it.
*Leaders of the RNC didn't want it.
*Most of the mainstream media pundits didn't want it.
*Literally 100% of people polled didn't want it.
*Obama didn't want it.
*Comey didn't want it.
*Le epic liberal celebrities like [[John Oliver]], [[retard|Bill Maher]], [[Stephen Colbert]], and [[Jon Stewart]] didn't want it.
*Literally 100% of the media didn't want it, including [[Hollywood]].
*Goldman Sachs didn't want it.
*JP Morgan didn't want it.
*George Soros didn't want it.
*A shitload of other SJW apologists and globalist Muslim importers didn't want it.
*The overwhelming majority of elitist out-of-touch faggots colluding with the media didn't want it.
**But the postman delivering your mail wanted it.
**Your barber down the street wanted it.
**Your local plumber fixing your pipes wanted it.
**The hardworking coal miner who worked 20 hours a day to put his two kids through college wanted it.
**The man driving you on the bus wanted it.
**The people wanted it.

{{tinyrainbow|'''And the people won.'''}}
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=== Drama-whoring as political activism ===
[[File:Hurricane donald.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The calm at the center of the storm]]
[[File:New yorker editor denounces president-elect trump.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[TL;DR]] - [[BAWWW|"BAWWW!"]]]]
Prior to Trump winning the 2016 election, countless individuals across the Unites States vowed to become expatriates. Some throwers of said political tantrums are more noteworthy than others:

#[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]]
#Jimmy Kimmel
#[[The Daily Show|Trevor Noah]]
#[[Rosie O’Donnell]]
#Ashley "I'm A Nasty Woman" Judd
#Kathy Griffin [[White Trash|Unfunny Irish Catholic Soulless Ginger]]
#[[Amy Schumer]] and her fat vagina{{jew}}
#[[Lena Dunham|Lena]] [[Dyke|Dunham]]{{jew}}
#Alyssa Milano
#Chelsea Handler{{jew}}
#[[J.K. Rowling]]
#[[Miley Cyrus]]
#[[Whoopi Goldberg]]{{jew}}
#[[Stephen King]]
#Rob Reiner
#Samuel Jackson
#George Lopez
#George Clooney and his Muslim wife Amal
#[[Al Sharpton]]
#[[The Daily Show|Jon "Stewart" Leibowitz]]{{jew}}
#Eddie Griffin
#Cher
#Scarlett Johansson
#Raven-Symoné
#Barry Diller
#[[Katie Hopkins]]
#Omari Hardwick
#Bryan Cranston
#Katy Perry
#[[Joy Villa]] lied about supporting Trump for [[Scientology]]
#Madonna
#Chris Evans
#[[Star Wars|Mark Hamill]]
#[[Tara Strong]]{{jew}}
#[[Anita Sarkeesian]] wants more [[Patreon|victim]] bucks because of her feelings
#[[Brianna Wu]] blames [[GamerGate]] and wants to run for Congress in 2018
#Firecrotch
#Megyn Kelly
#Literally every crybaby liberal between the ages of 14-22

===Trump 'Make America Great Again' hat meme===
In 2015, President Trump introduced His campaign swag bearing the slogan 'Make America Great Again'.
Although Ronald Reagan was the original user of this legendary phrase, Trump was the first to put it on a hat.
By the end of 2016, everyone in America who wasn't an ISIS member or SJW was sporting the popular 'Make America Great Again' ballcap!!
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==[[2016 Presidential Election]]==
{{Spoilers|Donnie just won [[The game]], because of all the [[white|WHITE]] REDNECKS in flyover states that HATE AMERICA}}
{{achtung|'''[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Muslims|KEBABS]]. [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|BURN]] [[Feminists|FEMINISTS]]. [[Ban|DEPORT]] [[Spics|ILLEGALS]].''' ''' [[Warhammer|THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND PROTECTS ALL!]]'''}}
 
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[[File:General patton is donald trump.jpg|right|thumb|All-American heroes]]
[[File:Huffington_Post_on_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|If only pundits were as aware as this meme regarding Trump's rise.]]
[[File:Donald_Trump_RAPE.png|right|thumb|Self Explanatory.]]
[[File:Unstumpable_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|[[Mantrain|The Trump Train]] has no brakes!]]
[[File:America's new frontier trump wall.jpg|thumb|left|Sorry but we have cool shit back here.]]
[[File:Trumpvsbernie.jpg|right|thumb|150px|This is what [[Liberalism|liberals]] actually believe.]]
{{quote|To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a retarded neurosurgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of President Donald Trump — a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense.

That’s all they have to sell: fear. Hope and change meet pee and poo. The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked President Trump right off the bat about President Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”| --[http://www.salon.com/2015/08/08/bill_maher_unloads_on_nasty_boorish_sexist_ignorant_smug_donald_trump/ Bill Maher,] a typical lolbertarian who can't be more mature than "pee and poo."}}

{{quote|Sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.|[[Chris-chan]] [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/$50_for_a_video_holiday_greeting! stumps the Trump]. (Now that Chris-chan's a shemale, he's a leftist.)}}

After 18 months of relentless bitchfighting, constant bashing by the media to the point of obvious bias and collusion, literal loathing by leftists and extreme institutional corruption, Trump still won the 2016 United States Presidential election and became POTUS. GG. 
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=== Rick Wilson ===

[[File:RickWilson.jpg|right|thumb|250px|What goes around...]]

Within the frigid depths of January, [[2016]], Republican media consultant and adviser to multiple failed candidates Rick Wilson railed against Trump the only way he knew how. During a [[old media|television interview]], Wilson denounced Trump's younger supporters as "childless single men who masturbate to anime and will never amount to anything." Though none can deny the obvious truth of such a statement, said lack of refutation did nothing to deter something along the lines of [[CIA|blowback]].

Watchful and doubtlessly butthurt Trumpenkriegers almost immediately discovered that Wilson's son was a 19-year-old layabout whose primary activity was writing and publishing [https://web.archive.org/web/20170125082843/http://rachelvaltrexacote.kinja.com/when-a-gop-pundit-attacked-trolls-responded-what-they-1754204712 blatantly cringeworthy snuff and rape fapfiction]. In particular, Rick Wilson's son, Andrew Wilson, enjoys fantasizing about brutally beating and raping prostitutes and pissing down their throats. It appears as though Wilson has yet to realize the [[hypocrisy]] of the situation, as his own deviant wastrel is no better than the weeaboos he openly loathes.

Strangely enough, this is not the only time that Wilson's name has surfaced in connection with dodgy fiction about Trump and pissing prostitutes.
 
 
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===Grab Them By The Bush===
[[File:Ave trumpus maximus.jpg|thumb|right|230px|Trumpus [[Hugh Mungus|Maximus]]]]
It wouldn't be a Presidential election without an attempt to rig it being made by the Bush dynasty, and 2016 was no exception.

In October 2016, a tape emerged, in which The Donald is heard engaging in harmless banter about how He [[Fuck her right in the pussy|flirts with the laydees.]]

The libtard media naturally went apeshit over it, announcing it as [[GAME OVER YEAH|'game over']] for the touching-up-loving Tycoon.

What they missed was that {{archive|eT2XI|the source}} for the tape (recorded in 2005 and kept secret till now [[Obvious|for some reason]]) is the nephew of [[George Herbert Walker Bush|George HW Bush]] and therefore [[Jeb Bush]]'s cousin. Update: January 19, 2017. A day before Trump's inauguration, Grandpa Bush was taken into hospital, scheduled for release the day after the event. Obviously trying to establish [[I see what you did there|a water-tight alibi.]]

===Almost rapist===
Weeks before [[2016_Presidential_Election|election day]], multiple women came forward accusing The Donald of [[almost raped|almost rape]], over a year into His campaign, and years after the fact. One woman even accused the billionaire of kissing her on the lips! How the fuck does a [[Christian Grey|sexually aggressive billionaire in a suit]] keep getting away with it? What woman fantasizes about that? Women didn't buy [[Fifty Shades of Grey]], the fastest-selling paperback of all time. Thanks to Billy Bush, who was fired by the Today Show, we all know what kind of man Trump really is! What [[wimmins|woman]] would ever want a rich white guy to grab them by the pussy? Apparently, 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal, who allegedly had an affair with The Donald from 2005 to 2006 while He was married to Melania Trump. McDougal allegedly told her story to the National Enquirer a decade later for $150,000. But that's just tabloid garbage, like [[Bill Clinton]] supposedly having an affair with Gennifer Flowers for a dozen years, or Bill Clinton supposedly raping Juanita Broaddrick in 1987, or Bill Clinton supposedly settling with Paula Jones for $850,000, or [[Hillary Clinton]] flying to Orgy Island with Jeffrey Epstein at least 6 times. [[Amirite]]? The White House has standards people! You can't just put [[Democrat|some guy]] into the White House who's going to [[JFK|fuck Marilyn Monroe]] or [[Bill Clinton|get]] a [[fellatio|BJ]] in the Oval Office from a [[Monica Lewinsky|Jewish intern]] and stick a cigar up her cooch. Women will not stand for it!

==2025 Second Term==

He beat that [[retarded]] [[camwhore]] [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]] and will bring [[total nigger death]] and bring big titty [[goth]] girlfriends for every Aryan motherfucker on the planet.

==Achievements Unlocked==
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Make America Great Again!"|150G - Win the presidential election of the United States of America.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "YOUR Body, MY Choice!"|20G - Grab a woman by the [[Pussy|pussay]].|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Problem, Liberal?"|50G - Defeat Hillary Clinton on Veteran Difficulty.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Too Lulzy For You?"|40G - Defeat the mainstream media on all fronts.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "They're Eating The Dogs!"|10G - Announce to ban the Muslims.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}
 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "STANDO POWER-!!!"|50G - Survive a headshot.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}
 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "It's Too Much Winning!"|300G - Win the Presidency of the United States - again.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "And We'll Do it Again"|100G - Bomb Iran with the help of [[Israel|Bibi]].|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
 

=== Executive Order Meme ===

Trump began to sign many executive orders a few days after he got into power. As he was being recorded, he held up an open folder presenting the details for the camera in a professional way. Due to the exploitable nature of the footage, people immediately began to shit out a bunch of cancerous memes from the {{Youtube|9HKBPwuFCyQ|video}}:

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===Post-Donald chimpouts===
[[File:J20 naked fat fuck.jpg|thumb|200px|Tuck Frump!]]
[[File:CR8hHrlWoAAJ-mO.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical liberal hate art.]]
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=== Skills and XP points===
[[Image:Trumphair.jpg|left|thumb|150px||Sif's hair toupée.]]
*President Trump has the unique and awesome ability to dupe both [[Jews]] and [[You|goyim]] out of their money like a Chinaman.
*President Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though He continues to get older, His girlfriends never age beyond 23.
*Pissing off [[Liberal|libcucks]] and [[niggers]] by cutting their [[Holocaust|6 million]] [[Welfare|welfare programs]] and federal funding for studies of [[lesbian]] polar bears, all in order to [[pwn]] [[Muslim|Mudslimes]].
*Extra Points against [[Mexicans|Barbarians]]
*Can start a Golden Age (will consume the unit)
*[[You|Fags]] at ED stand behind Him every step of the way.
*President Trump can take a clean head shot and be unfazed.
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=== Known super powers===
* Capable of dodging bullets aimed at the back of his head from FBI snipers at ranges as close of 150 yards.

==Gallery of Greatness Again==
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===Make Trump Images Uploaded to ED Great Again===
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===Trumphammer 40,000===
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===Anon's Trump vs Hillary Comic===
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===MAGA Anime Girls===
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==In a nutshell==
 
 
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|<youtube>kvB4rBI4MtA</youtube> <center>'''Trump supporter telling it like it is!'''</center> 
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==Things The Donald LOVES==
[[File:Melania_trump_im_with_her_graffiti_by_lushsux.jpg|thumb|right|First Lady of the United States. Also a [[Brony|Pegasister]]]]
[[File:The wicked wall comic panels.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Liberal Spider-cuck versus the Donald. Stay tuned!]]
*[[Jim Traficant]] He was the original Trump that opened the door
* '''[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Islam|KEBAB]]'''
*[[Win|Winning]]
*[[Pussy]]
*Grabbing pussy
*[[Winner|You]]
*Your Mom
*His [[autist]]ic son [[Barron Trump]]
*Wounded soldiers
*China
*Wrong Wrong Wrong
*[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]
*Success
*More success
*The opposite of immigrants
*Pepe
*Anime
*Memes
*[[Dindus]], he loves their fried chicken
*[[Mexico]], he loves the Mexican "culture"
*[[Trumpwave]]

== Products and companies President Trump asks you to boycott ==
[[File:Trump Tweets.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Just another day on President Trump's Twitter account.]]
* '''[[Islam|Döner Kebab]]'''
* Oreo cookies
* <s>Carrier Air Conditioners</s>
* Pfizer Pharmaceuticals
* Starbucks
* [[Apple]]
* Mexican Drugs
* Chinese Products(except His hats)
* Taco Bell's Tex-Mex menu
* Pinatas
* The Democratic Party
* Sombreros

==His supporters==
[[file:MelaniaTrump.png|thumb|500px|Melania Trump (aka the First Lady) in an old Max pictorial.[[Fap]] [[Fap]] [[Fap]]]]
* Basket of deplorables (I hear they're all in the [[KKK]], much like the KKK's first Grand Dragon, Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest, who spoke at the 1868 Democratic National Convention)
* David Ernest Duke, convicted felon and former Grand Wizard of the actual Ku Klux Klan.
* Reverend William Owens of the Coalition of African American Pastors
* Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke
* U.S. Department of Homeland Security Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
* [[Riley34470]]
* [[Pepe|Frog]] lovers
* [[Pol|/pol/]]
* [[The South]]
* Some generals or some shit
* Some union having to do with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, responsible for dealing with wetbacks
* <s>Kirstie Alley</s>
* Chachi/Charles in Charge
* [[Peter Thiel]], who The Advocate said could not be gay as a result
* That fag [[Milo]]
* The [[Alt-right]]
* Ted Nugent
* [[NotMySuperbowlChamps|Tom Brady]]
* Former Yankee Paul O'Neill
* Former college basketball coach Bob Knight
* Baseball player Johnny Damon
* Mike Ditka
* Pro golfer Natalie Gulbis
* [[Mike Tyson]]
* Dennis Rodman
* [[Hulk Hogan]]
* Dana White
* [[Kid Rock]]
* [[Angelina Jolie]]'s dad Jon Voight
* [[Duck Dynasty]] star Willie Robertson
* People who hate women
* Omarosa Manigault
* Teresa Giudice
* Azealia Banks
* [[Tila Tequila]]
* Loretta Lynn
* [[Gary Busey]]
* Stephen Baldwin
* Aaron Carter
* Marxist philosopher Slavoj Zizek
* Wayne Newton
* [[Jesse James]]
* [[Ann Coulter]]
* Mike Cernovich
* [[Stefan Molyneux]]
* [[Obama|Obama's]] brother [[Malik Obama]]
* [[Dilbert]] creator Scott Adams
* [[Paul Joseph Watson]]
* [[Sargon of Akkad]]
* [[Jesus Christ]]
* [[Satan|Mormon Jesus]]
* All sane individuals
* Kanye West
* Steven Crowder
* Gavin McInnes
* Jeffrey Lorde
* [[Fox News]]
* [[Breitbart]].com
* [[Styxhexenhammer666]]
* Bill Belichik
* InfoWars
* Lack of Evidence
* Alternative Facts
* Kellyanne Conway
* Asra Nomani
* Jesse Ventura
* Hulk Hogan
* Israeli Zionists
* Conspiracy Theorists
* Nazis
* Richard Spencer
* White Supremacy
* James Comey
* Sean Hannity
* Bill O'Reilly
* Jesse Watters
* Bill Elliot
* Chase Elliot
* Nawaz Sharif
* Modi
* The Blacks
*Cubans
* [[You]] (Because you think he can [[Hentai|MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN]])

==President Trump's new best friends==
[[File:TrumpHorse.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Trio.]]
* <s>[[Steve Bannon|Bannon, Steve]]</s> YOU'RE FIRED
* [[Nigel Farage|Farage, Nigel]]
* [[Alex Jones|Jones, Alex]]
* <s>[[Theresa May|May, Theresa]]</s> YOU'RE FIRED
* [[Putin|Rasputin, Wladimir]]... if you're a snowflake

== See also ==
[[File:Jessica valenti bawwws over trump election.png|380px|thumb|right|[[Jessica Valenti|An airhead columnist]] who let her child live in feminist fantasy-land, and now has [[Shit that will never happen|some explaining to do.]] Such as why [[Irony|most women voted for Trump.]]]]

* [[Donald Drumpf|Trump article by shitlib faggots]]
* [[The Mueller Report]] - a TL;DR h8fic that disappointed libs around the world
* [[Uncle Dolan|''Dolan'' Trump]]
* [[Mike Pence]] - running mate and VP
* [[Barron Trump]] - youngest son who draws big-tittied cartoon girls and makes headlines for possibly being autistic
* [[Bernie Madoff]]
* [[Post Trump Stress Disorder]]
* [[Bernie Sanders]]
* [[Emperor]]
* [[Business]]
* [[Money]]
* [[Blaming China]]
* [[Correct the Record]]
* [[Otto Warmbier]] Obama's inaction killed him
* [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]: Better Known as '''''Ree Tardy Oswald''''' for his Inept, Kindergarten attempt at assassinating [[The Donald]]
* [[Fired]]
* [[God]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[He Will Not Divide Us]] - HWNDUs gonna HWNDU
* [[JD Vance]]
* [[Jim Traficant]] Before there was Trump there was Big Jim
* [[Jews]]
* [[Roseanne Barr]] The Donald is a fan
* [[Rosie]]
* [[The Man]]
* [[Ceiling Cat|The True God]]
* [[Trump Tower Climber]]
* [[Back to the Future]] - this is the alternative time line [[FUCK YEAH]]!
* [[Thomas Dimassimo]]
* [[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck]]
* [[Candice the Cuckslayer]]
* [[Khizr Khan]], token Muslim who Hillary brought to the DNC, supported terrorists in the 80s, had piss-drinking sex parties in the 90s, passed the torch on to the one who didn't die, prevents wife from talking

== External links ==
* [https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/putative Putative (Adj) ]
* [http://blog.dilbert.com/post/126589300371/clown-genius Trump the Master Persuader Wizard]
* <s>[http://stumptrump2016.com/ Now you too can stump the trump]</s> lol
* {{youtube|xGZaCnfNgLE|The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.}}
* [http://www.etonline.com/tv/news/38140/index.html Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama] - lol
* [https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-demand-a-nuclear-annihilation-of-the-ukraine-6ecbce68-adb6-47c8-aee1-7875e3eab135?recruiter=549171149&utm_source=petitions_show_components_action_panel_wrapper&utm_medium=copylink| Vote for Donald Trump to Make America Great Again]
* [http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Mountain-View-teacher-suspended-for-comparing-10610974.php The 'perfect storm'?] - [[Holohoax|Holocaust]] [[Jew|scholar]] teaches kids that [[Godwin's Law|Trump is like Hitler,]] school suspends him as a threat to their [[Safe Space|'safe space]]' (citing [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|traumatised chidren)]] and it sparks an [[Internet petition|internet petition.]]
* {{kym|memes/people/donald-trump Donald Trump}} - [[Know Your Meme]] is making cancer great again.

 

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User talk:Gaelstrym

2026-04-04T10:46:53Z

Gaelstrym: /* ok retard */

{{welcome}}
[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 19:22, 27 September 2024 (UTC)

==ok daddy==
who tf is [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] bro ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 14:11, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

KOSA

2026-03-30T07:43:03Z

Gaelstrym:

[[File:KOSA web-censorship law Logo.jpeg|320px|right]]

// FILE LOG: KOSA_Brief_vX //
 

// USER: [REDACTED] // Uplink Status: Compromised //
 

They say the Net is still free.
We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service.

But alas, the [[Jews|Yahudim]] seem to think that everything in life is a potential sheqel mint. And so, they drive another knife into the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short.
But we've seen this script before. [[CISPA]]. [[SOPA]]. PIPA. [[ACTA]]. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA.
Different names. Same boot.

Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... ''derivative''.

[[United Kingdom|Airstrip One]] passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity.

No more open web.
No more underground signals.
No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm.

==So how do we kill it before it kills the Net?==

You ask us like it’s easy! Unfortunately, it's not too simple.
First? People have to wake up. Shake off the dopamine fog and algorithmic lullabies. Hard, when the feed's designed to keep them docile.
If we're lucky then... Then, they flood the inboxes of their so-called representatives. Scream through the firewalls. Anons and Normies alike figuratively DDoS their comfort zones with the truth.

So... take to the streets Net Warrior. The Literal Fascist who wrote this bill lives in Bridgeport, Connecticut. The corrupt mate to his authoritarian little affair, meanwhile, has offices all over Tennessee. The people who wrote and support this bill have names and faces. They have offices, and physical addresses.

Or... you go full rogue.
Spam the system. Leak the flaws. Write, shout, code, fight.
They'll try to silence you, Block you, even Shadowban you.
Let them try.

Some of us were born in the static.
Some of us are the static.

== A little bit of History==

The story goes like this. In [[2021]], a righteous Ex-Worker of [[Facebook|the META MegaCorp]] leaked internal docs of the corporation's sick experiments on children. Their findings shouldn't surprise you: the Instagram dopamine faucet ran by the corporation caused brain damage. But [[Facebook|META]] wouldn't stop the flow. [[lolwut|They intended to use that tech for child brainwashing.]]

The publication of those findings led to a public uproar. Enough that the elected managers of the USA's surveillance police state caught wind of the situation. They wanted a piece of the action.

Then two members of the Amerikkkan National Sociocrat party, Richard Blumenthal and Marsha Blackburn, wrote up a bill demanding their turn at the cheap hole of Amerikkkan "democracy". Or so they want you to believe. Chances are it was written by an "intern"... a clout obsessed drone, brain fried by the very dopamine faucets he was supposed to regulate. Or it wasn't written by anyone in the building at all... out-sourced to a secretive law-drafting corp.

The internet killed the KOSA bill [[2021|then]]... but not completely! It lay dormant in the crevices of bloated corruption we call a government. Dick Blumenthal tried to bring it back repeatedly, like a desperate, cybernetic phallus at the lips of our sleeping electorate. He actually tried 4 different times. The latest introduction is simply another attempt at our lips around the base of something decrepit and rotting.

But we can no suck that cock no longer.

==So what does it even do?==
Murky origins beside, the law corrupts our very righteous own concerns about the state of our privacy in the future is now. It demands "safety measures" be implemented inviting the upload of unprecedented personal information into their databases, IDs for age confirmation, violating us like a helpless, teenage ex-girlfriend. Not only that, but you and I both know those databases aren't secure. It'll only take one leak to expose us all like perverts harder than the women of the Tea application.

What's more, it illegalizes the [[loli|free-est of our God-given right to expression]], and any and all other media claimed to "cause harm" to children. Who makes this judgment you ask? Simple: the very same technocrats at the [[FTC]] who literally raped Net Neutrality.

==External Nodes of Resistance:==
*[https://StopKOSA.com StopKOSA.com. The firewall starts here]
*[https://www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/censorship-wont-make-kids-safe/ Fight For the Future]
*[https://sahsponyexpress.com/125108/opinion-3/kosa-regulations-threaten-privacy-and-promote-online-censorship/ InfoDoc on the KOSA]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kids_Online_Safety_Act WikiTrash InfoDoc on the same data. if you really needed it...]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20230420142656/https://www.eff.org/search/site/kosa All InfoDocs on KOSA from the Electronic Freedom Foundation]

==See Also:==
*[[SOPA]]
*[[CISPA]]
*[[Section 230]]
*[[Censorship]]
*[[The Cost of Silence]]

 
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Your body, my choice.

2026-03-30T07:35:14Z

Gaelstrym: /* Quotes */

{{offended}}
"'''Your body, my choice.'''" are [[The Fourteen Words|four simple words]] that were used to successfully and brutally [[troll]] dumb [[obese]] [[feminists]] following [[Donald Trump]]'s resounding victory in the [[2024 USA Presidential Elections|2024 United States Presidential Election]].

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== Nick Fuentes Says It ==

[[File:YourBodyGroypersChoice.jpg|thumb|"''Your body, my choice.''"]]
[[File:YourBodyGroypersChoice2.jpg|thumb|200px|"''Suck it, bitch.''"]]

{{quote|Your body, my choice. Forever.|[[Nick Fuentes]], professional [[beaner]] white supremacist {{archive|zjiNr}}}}

{{clear}}

== Quotes ==

[[File:YourBodyMyFist.jpg|thumb|What [[commies|the left]] say they're gonna do about it. {{archive|Ap9N5}}]]

{{quote|"Your body, my choice" is a credible, immediate thrẹat of sẹxual vıolence and can be treated as such in terms of self defense.
I sincerely hope everyone who utters it is dealt with accordingly.|Witch Way to the Titty Skittles, a [[tranny]] witch {{archive|qbyqY}}}}

{{quote|You know those guys who think it's okay to say, "Your body, my choice" — I wonder how they'll feel when their cellmate says that.|David Gerrold, threatening to [[rape]] people over [[free speech]] {{archive|WXgEs}}}}

{{quote|"your body, my choice"
Your skull, my second amendment ❤️|Tanner Sagle, being an [[internet tough guy]] in an attempt to win some free [[pussy]] {{archive|PgB5X}}}}

{{quote|Women… all of a sudden I’m pro pew pew. There’s this “Your body. My choice” movement starting, and idc if anyone wants to play this off as a harmless joke. It’s not. So ladies… time to get those pew pews ready!|David Cantera, proving that we should send all the [[Mexicans]] back {{archive|Mx4sL}}}}

If that last quote annoyed you as much as it annoyed me, know that you aren't alone. Only someone fiercely autistic could say something so unfathomably [[cringe]].

== See Also ==

[[File:Abortion ad.jpeg|right|250px]]

* [[Nick Fuentes]]
* [[Andrew Tate]]
* [[Abortion]]
* [[Donald Trump]]
* [[The Fourteen Words]]

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User talk:Gaelstrym

2026-03-30T07:27:39Z

Gaelstrym: /* OH YEAH? */

{{welcome}}
[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 19:22, 27 September 2024 (UTC)

==RAPE ME==
I WANT YOU TO KICK MY ASS FAGGOT EDIT THIS SHIT IF YOU'RE A FAGGOT[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 14:11, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Gaelstrym

2026-03-20T19:43:30Z

Gaelstrym: /* SUCK MY COCK FAGGOT */

{{welcome}}
[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 19:22, 27 September 2024 (UTC)

==FUCK ME==
IM SUCH A FAGGOT FOR YOU OMGGGGG [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 14:11, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

User:Gaelstrym

2026-03-20T13:52:18Z

Gaelstrym:

{{天|'''fuck you nigga'''}}
Taoi ar [[Jews|leathanach]] nach [[Virgin|bhfuil ann-san fós.]]
 
Tánn cead a'd [[An Hero|imeacht]] anois.

'''God's love has limits.'''

User:Gdnigger2012

2026-03-20T13:48:43Z

Gaelstrym: sume shit

{{Retard|'''underage AI-generated furfag goyslop is my passion'''}}
do not interact with this '''nigger'''. save yourself and your brethren from this pajeet creature.

User:Gaelstrym

2025-12-22T21:13:45Z

Gaelstrym:

Taoi ar [[Jews|leathanach]] nach [[Virgin|bhfuil ann-san fós.]]
 
Tánn cead a'd [[An Hero|imeacht]] anois.

'''God's love has limits.'''

The Donald

2025-11-21T19:38:36Z

Gaelstrym: /* Achievements Unlocked */

:'''''The Donald''' redirects here. For the subreddit, check out '''[[TheDonald]]'''. ''
:'''''However,''' if you are a [[Faggot|liberal]] or a [[Racist|Neo]]-[[Faggot|Nazi]] in need of [[Srs bsns|serious]] [[Safe Space|truth]] about the God-Emperor, check out '''[[Donald Drumpf]]'''.''
{{spoiler|He pulled a Grover Cleveland}}
{{achtung|NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE DONALD}}
[[File:Donald trump hires jesus christ.jpg|center]]
 
[[File:EmperorTrump.png|right|300px|thumb|This Man has generated more [[butthurt]] than the rest of our political establishment, mass media and the one percent combined.]]
[[File:King Donald Trump.jpg|300px|thumb|Say My Name Bitch]]
[[File:Trump-sacred-meme.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The Sacred Trump Meme]]

'''His Grace, the Imperial Majesty on the Iron Throne, the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus "Pußygrabbin" I of the House of Trump''' will make [[Warhammer|Warhammer 40,000]] real. He is a [[pretty cool guy]] and the <s>[[2016 Presidential Elections|45th]]</s> [[2024 Presidential Elections|47th president]] of the [[United States]] and doesn't afraid of anything. Never half-piss around when President Trump is near cause He'll [[rape]] you for not fully pissing around, fire you for being unproductive, sue you for [[libel]], and pillage your clan of its cattle and [[whores|fertile women]]. Trump literally put an epic [[Death Note|Just As Planned]]: exactly at the time when Hillary was gloating over cheating and controlling the Polls, the Donald unleashed his secret superweapon, the Silent Majority who didn't participate in Clinton's rigged polls but revealed their support for Trump in the election. Before having the 2020 election stolen from him by [[Jews|(((them)))]], Trump was on the [[Game of Thrones|Iron Throne]], gloating [[Trollface|U mad SJWs?]] while Democrats were committing mass suicide while yelling "[[Planet of the Apes|You maniacs! You should have endorsed Bernie Sanders! Damn you, God Damn You All to Hell!!]]"
 

{{Quote|'''Donald Trump is a genius.'''|[https://www.thewrap.com/michael-moore-roseanne-totally-nuts-trump-evil-genius/ Michael Moore]}}

==2016 Nomination==
[[File:ChrisChanHatesTrump.PNG|thumb|right|360px|An [[Chris Chan|average U.S. citizen]]'s [[Butthurt|reaction]] to Donald Trump winning the elections.]]
[[File:Trump's goldfinger.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Hail the God Emperor]]
[[File:Making racism cool again.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Hang out the flags!]]
[[File:Love trump's hate.png|right|thumb|200px|A grammar Nazi is fine too]]
*Trump has won the nomination by default.
*The last of the republican nominees quit.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] was the last person left in His way, but He rose to power nonetheless.
*The establishment didn't want it.
*Leaders of the RNC didn't want it.
*Most of the mainstream media pundits didn't want it.
*Literally 100% of people polled didn't want it.
*Obama didn't want it.
*Comey didn't want it.
*Le epic liberal celebrities like [[John Oliver]], [[retard|Bill Maher]], [[Stephen Colbert]], and [[Jon Stewart]] didn't want it.
*Literally 100% of the media didn't want it, including [[Hollywood]].
*Goldman Sachs didn't want it.
*JP Morgan didn't want it.
*George Soros didn't want it.
*A shitload of other SJW apologists and globalist Muslim importers didn't want it.
*The overwhelming majority of elitist out-of-touch faggots colluding with the media didn't want it.
**But the postman delivering your mail wanted it.
**Your barber down the street wanted it.
**Your local plumber fixing your pipes wanted it.
**The hardworking coal miner who worked 20 hours a day to put his two kids through college wanted it.
**The man driving you on the bus wanted it.
**The people wanted it.

{{tinyrainbow|'''And the people won.'''}}
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=== Drama-whoring as political activism ===
[[File:Hurricane donald.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The calm at the center of the storm]]
[[File:New yorker editor denounces president-elect trump.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[TL;DR]] - [[BAWWW|"BAWWW!"]]]]
Prior to Trump winning the 2016 election, countless individuals across the Unites States vowed to become expatriates. Some throwers of said political tantrums are more noteworthy than others:

#[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]]
#Jimmy Kimmel
#[[The Daily Show|Trevor Noah]]
#[[Rosie O’Donnell]]
#Ashley "I'm A Nasty Woman" Judd
#Kathy Griffin [[White Trash|Unfunny Irish Catholic Soulless Ginger]]
#[[Amy Schumer]] and her fat vagina{{jew}}
#[[Lena Dunham|Lena]] [[Dyke|Dunham]]{{jew}}
#Alyssa Milano
#Chelsea Handler{{jew}}
#[[J.K. Rowling]]
#[[Miley Cyrus]]
#[[Whoopi Goldberg]]{{jew}}
#[[Stephen King]]
#Rob Reiner
#Samuel Jackson
#George Lopez
#George Clooney and his Muslim wife Amal
#[[Al Sharpton]]
#[[The Daily Show|Jon "Stewart" Leibowitz]]{{jew}}
#Eddie Griffin
#Cher
#Scarlett Johansson
#Raven-Symoné
#Barry Diller
#[[Katie Hopkins]]
#Omari Hardwick
#Bryan Cranston
#Katy Perry
#[[Joy Villa]] lied about supporting Trump for [[Scientology]]
#Madonna
#Chris Evans
#[[Star Wars|Mark Hamill]]
#[[Tara Strong]]{{jew}}
#[[Anita Sarkeesian]] wants more [[Patreon|victim]] bucks because of her feelings
#[[Brianna Wu]] blames [[GamerGate]] and wants to run for Congress in 2018
#Firecrotch
#Megyn Kelly
#Literally every crybaby liberal between the ages of 14-22

===Trump 'Make America Great Again' hat meme===
In 2015, President Trump introduced His campaign swag bearing the slogan 'Make America Great Again'.
Although Ronald Reagan was the original user of this legendary phrase, Trump was the first to put it on a hat.
By the end of 2016, everyone in America who wasn't an ISIS member or SJW was sporting the popular 'Make America Great Again' ballcap!!
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==[[2016 Presidential Election]]==
{{Spoilers|Donnie just won [[The game]], because of all the [[white|WHITE]] REDNECKS in flyover states that HATE AMERICA}}
{{achtung|'''[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Muslims|KEBABS]]. [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|BURN]] [[Feminists|FEMINISTS]]. [[Ban|DEPORT]] [[Spics|ILLEGALS]].''' ''' [[Warhammer|THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND PROTECTS ALL!]]'''}}
 
[[File:Trump ringside fist salute.gif|center]]
 
[[File:Warrior trump 345.jpg|center|450px]]
[[File:General patton is donald trump.jpg|right|thumb|All-American heroes]]
[[File:Huffington_Post_on_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|If only pundits were as aware as this meme regarding Trump's rise.]]
[[File:Donald_Trump_RAPE.png|right|thumb|Self Explanatory.]]
[[File:Unstumpable_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|[[Mantrain|The Trump Train]] has no brakes!]]
[[File:America's new frontier trump wall.jpg|thumb|left|Sorry but we have cool shit back here.]]
[[File:Trumpvsbernie.jpg|right|thumb|150px|This is what [[Liberalism|liberals]] actually believe.]]
{{quote|To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a retarded neurosurgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of President Donald Trump — a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense.

That’s all they have to sell: fear. Hope and change meet pee and poo. The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked President Trump right off the bat about President Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”| --[http://www.salon.com/2015/08/08/bill_maher_unloads_on_nasty_boorish_sexist_ignorant_smug_donald_trump/ Bill Maher,] a typical lolbertarian who can't be more mature than "pee and poo."}}

{{quote|Sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.|[[Chris-chan]] [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/$50_for_a_video_holiday_greeting! stumps the Trump]. (Now that Chris-chan's a shemale, he's a leftist.)}}

After 18 months of relentless bitchfighting, constant bashing by the media to the point of obvious bias and collusion, literal loathing by leftists and extreme institutional corruption, Trump still won the 2016 United States Presidential election and became POTUS. GG. 
[[File:Bill and hillary clinton are gracious in defeat.jpg|center|500px]] 
{{clear}}

=== Rick Wilson ===

[[File:RickWilson.jpg|right|thumb|250px|What goes around...]]

Within the frigid depths of January, [[2016]], Republican media consultant and adviser to multiple failed candidates Rick Wilson railed against Trump the only way he knew how. During a [[old media|television interview]], Wilson denounced Trump's younger supporters as "childless single men who masturbate to anime and will never amount to anything." Though none can deny the obvious truth of such a statement, said lack of refutation did nothing to deter something along the lines of [[CIA|blowback]].

Watchful and doubtlessly butthurt Trumpenkriegers almost immediately discovered that Wilson's son was a 19-year-old layabout whose primary activity was writing and publishing [https://web.archive.org/web/20170125082843/http://rachelvaltrexacote.kinja.com/when-a-gop-pundit-attacked-trolls-responded-what-they-1754204712 blatantly cringeworthy snuff and rape fapfiction]. In particular, Rick Wilson's son, Andrew Wilson, enjoys fantasizing about brutally beating and raping prostitutes and pissing down their throats. It appears as though Wilson has yet to realize the [[hypocrisy]] of the situation, as his own deviant wastrel is no better than the weeaboos he openly loathes.

Strangely enough, this is not the only time that Wilson's name has surfaced in connection with dodgy fiction about Trump and pissing prostitutes.
 
 
{{main|GoldenShowerGate}}
 

===Grab Them By The Bush===
[[File:Ave trumpus maximus.jpg|thumb|right|230px|Trumpus [[Hugh Mungus|Maximus]]]]
It wouldn't be a Presidential election without an attempt to rig it being made by the Bush dynasty, and 2016 was no exception.

In October 2016, a tape emerged, in which The Donald is heard engaging in harmless banter about how He [[Fuck her right in the pussy|flirts with the laydees.]]

The libtard media naturally went apeshit over it, announcing it as [[GAME OVER YEAH|'game over']] for the touching-up-loving Tycoon.

What they missed was that {{archive|eT2XI|the source}} for the tape (recorded in 2005 and kept secret till now [[Obvious|for some reason]]) is the nephew of [[George Herbert Walker Bush|George HW Bush]] and therefore [[Jeb Bush]]'s cousin. Update: January 19, 2017. A day before Trump's inauguration, Grandpa Bush was taken into hospital, scheduled for release the day after the event. Obviously trying to establish [[I see what you did there|a water-tight alibi.]]

===Almost rapist===
Weeks before [[2016_Presidential_Election|election day]], multiple women came forward accusing The Donald of [[almost raped|almost rape]], over a year into His campaign, and years after the fact. One woman even accused the billionaire of kissing her on the lips! How the fuck does a [[Christian Grey|sexually aggressive billionaire in a suit]] keep getting away with it? What woman fantasizes about that? Women didn't buy [[Fifty Shades of Grey]], the fastest-selling paperback of all time. Thanks to Billy Bush, who was fired by the Today Show, we all know what kind of man Trump really is! What [[wimmins|woman]] would ever want a rich white guy to grab them by the pussy? Apparently, 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal, who allegedly had an affair with The Donald from 2005 to 2006 while He was married to Melania Trump. McDougal allegedly told her story to the National Enquirer a decade later for $150,000. But that's just tabloid garbage, like [[Bill Clinton]] supposedly having an affair with Gennifer Flowers for a dozen years, or Bill Clinton supposedly raping Juanita Broaddrick in 1987, or Bill Clinton supposedly settling with Paula Jones for $850,000, or [[Hillary Clinton]] flying to Orgy Island with Jeffrey Epstein at least 6 times. [[Amirite]]? The White House has standards people! You can't just put [[Democrat|some guy]] into the White House who's going to [[JFK|fuck Marilyn Monroe]] or [[Bill Clinton|get]] a [[fellatio|BJ]] in the Oval Office from a [[Monica Lewinsky|Jewish intern]] and stick a cigar up her cooch. Women will not stand for it!

==2025 Second Term==

He beat that [[retarded]] [[camwhore]] [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]] and will bring [[total nigger death]] and bring big titty [[goth]] girlfriends for every Aryan motherfucker on the planet.

==Achievements Unlocked==
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Make America Great Again!"|150G - Win the presidential election of the United States of America.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "YOUR Body, MY Choice!"|20G - Grab a woman by the [[Pussy|pussay]].|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Problem, Liberal?"|50G - Defeat Hillary Clinton on Veteran Difficulty.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Too Lulzy For You?"|40G - Defeat the mainstream media on all fronts.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "They're Eating The Dogs!"|10G - Announce to ban the Muslims.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}
 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "STANDO POWER-!!!"|50G - Survive a headshot.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}
 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "It's Too Much Winning!"|300G - Win the Presidency of the United States - again.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 

=== Executive Order Meme ===

Trump began to sign many executive orders a few days after he got into power. As he was being recorded, he held up an open folder presenting the details for the camera in a professional way. Due to the exploitable nature of the footage, people immediately began to shit out a bunch of cancerous memes from the {{Youtube|9HKBPwuFCyQ|video}}:

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===Post-Donald chimpouts===
[[File:J20 naked fat fuck.jpg|thumb|200px|Tuck Frump!]]
[[File:CR8hHrlWoAAJ-mO.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical liberal hate art.]]
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|<youtube>PLr2kOrABN4</youtube> <center>'''A protestor shows off his [[micropenis]]'''</center> 
|<youtube>nKMSWAGTU0E</youtube> <center>'''Brought to you by [[Happy Merchant|George Soros]]'''</center> 
|<youtube>UVE0JekVvt0</youtube> <center>'''How to beat a Trump supporter in an argument,works every time'''</center> 
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=== Skills and XP points===
[[Image:Trumphair.jpg|left|thumb|150px||Sif's hair toupée.]]
*President Trump has the unique and awesome ability to dupe both [[Jews]] and [[You|goyim]] out of their money like a Chinaman.
*President Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though He continues to get older, His girlfriends never age beyond 23.
*Pissing off [[Liberal|libcucks]] and [[niggers]] by cutting their [[Holocaust|6 million]] [[Welfare|welfare programs]] and federal funding for studies of [[lesbian]] polar bears, all in order to [[pwn]] [[Muslim|Mudslimes]].
*Extra Points against [[Mexicans|Barbarians]]
*Can start a Golden Age (will consume the unit)
*[[You|Fags]] at ED stand behind Him every step of the way.
*President Trump can take a clean head shot and be unfazed.
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=== Known super powers===
* Capable of dodging bullets aimed at the back of his head from FBI snipers at ranges as close of 150 yards.

==Gallery of Greatness Again==
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===Make Trump Images Uploaded to ED Great Again===
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Image:TrumpWhiteHouse.JPG|Back to the Future Predicted Trump as President only off by 1 year. That's heavy.
Image:PresidentTrumpGTA5.JPG|My GTA 5 Online Character is now great again!
Image:Trump_Waifu.jpeg|Avoiding answering the hard questions like any insider politician.
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File:Trump becomes god face appears in clouds.png|Hosanna in excelsis!
File:GOP idiots.jpg
File:Election Night 2016.jpg|How to get rid of a hack
File:MevlutTrumpVSHillary.jpg|A hero rises for the people
Image:Trump_is_Jesus.jpg|People will literally die for Trump.
Image:Shitty_antiTrump_Meme.jpg|The inability to make good memes is why the leftists lost in 2016.
Image:Dtrumpmolest.jpg|Pre-gaming for the Bohemian Grove.
File:TrumpExploitable.png|[[Oh Exploitable!|Exploitable]] Trump.
File:Hillarytrumpwwe.gif
Image:King_Trump.jpg|President Trump with his personal staff.
File:Donald+Trump+Ivanka+daddy+daughter.jpg
Image:Trump.gif
File:Donaldtrumpggretweet.jpg|That moment when Trump retweets to [[GamerGate]]!
File:Trump will protect us.jpg
File:Facebook says ok to threaten trump murder, march 2016.png
File:Jews try to bring down trump.png
file:Donald j trump - the final solution?.png
File:Ae_trump.jpg|Lulz lobbyist who had a productive meeting with Trump
File:MOVEOVERJESUS.jpg
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===Trumphammer 40,000===
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===Anon's Trump vs Hillary Comic===
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===MAGA Anime Girls===
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File:Trumppillow.jpg|Weebs for Trump
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<center><big>For more images go to [[The Donald/images|The images section]]</big></center>

==In a nutshell==
 
 
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{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|Nutshelltrump1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>ZbM6WbUw7Bs</youtube> <center>'''Big In Japan'''</center> 
|<youtube>gUlF1naMr3Y</youtube> <center>'''MAGAMIX'''</center> 
|<youtube>4tXv_PJPycA</youtube> <center>'''Notice me, Trump [[Senpai]]'''</center> 
|<youtube>1WUVP6l9Das</youtube> <center>'''Trump's Lovemaking Theme.'''</center> 
|<youtube>IyPkshnIiyc</youtube> <center>'''Going for [[Orgasm|multiples]]'''</center> 
|<youtube>Ej8YpsIo4_g</youtube> <center>'''Russian edition'''</center> 
|<youtube>kvB4rBI4MtA</youtube> <center>'''Trump supporter telling it like it is!'''</center> 
|<youtube>ZC7aYLBqevc</youtube> <center>'''Trumphammer 40k'''</center> 
}}|border=white|background=white}}
|}</center>

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{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|Nutshelltrump2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>BeNEq0TWGdk</youtube> <center>'''Trump haters in a nutshell'''</center> 
|<youtube>7DRL6ocEK-M</youtube> <center>'''Trump Foreign Policy'''</center> 
|<youtube>yZNtYmdZ-4c</youtube> <center>'''Never come down'''</center> 
|<youtube>l4wY3C88oC0</youtube> <center>'''The Trump Rap'''</center> }}|border=white|background=white}}
|}</center>

==Things The Donald LOVES==
[[File:Melania_trump_im_with_her_graffiti_by_lushsux.jpg|thumb|right|First Lady of the United States. Also a [[Brony|Pegasister]]]]
[[File:The wicked wall comic panels.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Liberal Spider-cuck versus the Donald. Stay tuned!]]
*[[Jim Traficant]] He was the original Trump that opened the door
* '''[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Islam|KEBAB]]'''
*[[Win|Winning]]
*[[Pussy]]
*Grabbing pussy
*[[Winner|You]]
*Your Mom
*His [[autist]]ic son [[Barron Trump]]
*Wounded soldiers
*China
*Wrong Wrong Wrong
*[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]
*Success
*More success
*The opposite of immigrants
*Pepe
*Anime
*Memes
*[[Dindus]], he loves their fried chicken
*[[Mexico]], he loves the Mexican "culture"
*[[Trumpwave]]

== Products and companies President Trump asks you to boycott ==
[[File:Trump Tweets.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Just another day on President Trump's Twitter account.]]
* '''[[Islam|Döner Kebab]]'''
* Oreo cookies
* <s>Carrier Air Conditioners</s>
* Pfizer Pharmaceuticals
* Starbucks
* [[Apple]]
* Mexican Drugs
* Chinese Products(except His hats)
* Taco Bell's Tex-Mex menu
* Pinatas
* The Democratic Party
* Sombreros

==His supporters==
[[file:MelaniaTrump.png|thumb|500px|Melania Trump (aka the First Lady) in an old Max pictorial.[[Fap]] [[Fap]] [[Fap]]]]
* Basket of deplorables (I hear they're all in the [[KKK]], much like the KKK's first Grand Dragon, Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest, who spoke at the 1868 Democratic National Convention)
* David Ernest Duke, convicted felon and former Grand Wizard of the actual Ku Klux Klan.
* Reverend William Owens of the Coalition of African American Pastors
* Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke
* U.S. Department of Homeland Security Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
* [[Riley34470]]
* [[Pepe|Frog]] lovers
* [[Pol|/pol/]]
* [[The South]]
* Some generals or some shit
* Some union having to do with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, responsible for dealing with wetbacks
* <s>Kirstie Alley</s>
* Chachi/Charles in Charge
* [[Peter Thiel]], who The Advocate said could not be gay as a result
* That fag [[Milo]]
* The [[Alt-right]]
* Ted Nugent
* [[NotMySuperbowlChamps|Tom Brady]]
* Former Yankee Paul O'Neill
* Former college basketball coach Bob Knight
* Baseball player Johnny Damon
* Mike Ditka
* Pro golfer Natalie Gulbis
* [[Mike Tyson]]
* Dennis Rodman
* [[Hulk Hogan]]
* Dana White
* [[Kid Rock]]
* [[Angelina Jolie]]'s dad Jon Voight
* [[Duck Dynasty]] star Willie Robertson
* People who hate women
* Omarosa Manigault
* Teresa Giudice
* Azealia Banks
* [[Tila Tequila]]
* Loretta Lynn
* [[Gary Busey]]
* Stephen Baldwin
* Aaron Carter
* Marxist philosopher Slavoj Zizek
* Wayne Newton
* [[Jesse James]]
* [[Ann Coulter]]
* Mike Cernovich
* [[Stefan Molyneux]]
* [[Obama|Obama's]] brother [[Malik Obama]]
* [[Dilbert]] creator Scott Adams
* [[Paul Joseph Watson]]
* [[Sargon of Akkad]]
* [[Jesus Christ]]
* [[Satan|Mormon Jesus]]
* All sane individuals
* Kanye West
* Steven Crowder
* Gavin McInnes
* Jeffrey Lorde
* [[Fox News]]
* [[Breitbart]].com
* [[Styxhexenhammer666]]
* Bill Belichik
* InfoWars
* Lack of Evidence
* Alternative Facts
* Kellyanne Conway
* Asra Nomani
* Jesse Ventura
* Hulk Hogan
* Israeli Zionists
* Conspiracy Theorists
* Nazis
* Richard Spencer
* White Supremacy
* James Comey
* Sean Hannity
* Bill O'Reilly
* Jesse Watters
* Bill Elliot
* Chase Elliot
* Nawaz Sharif
* Modi
* The Blacks
*Cubans
* [[You]] (Because you think he can [[Hentai|MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN]])

==President Trump's new best friends==
[[File:TrumpHorse.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Trio.]]
* <s>[[Steve Bannon|Bannon, Steve]]</s> YOU'RE FIRED
* [[Nigel Farage|Farage, Nigel]]
* [[Alex Jones|Jones, Alex]]
* <s>[[Theresa May|May, Theresa]]</s> YOU'RE FIRED
* [[Putin|Rasputin, Wladimir]]... if you're a snowflake

== See also ==
[[File:Jessica valenti bawwws over trump election.png|380px|thumb|right|[[Jessica Valenti|An airhead columnist]] who let her child live in feminist fantasy-land, and now has [[Shit that will never happen|some explaining to do.]] Such as why [[Irony|most women voted for Trump.]]]]

* [[Donald Drumpf|Trump article by shitlib faggots]]
* [[The Mueller Report]] - a TL;DR h8fic that disappointed libs around the world
* [[Uncle Dolan|''Dolan'' Trump]]
* [[Mike Pence]] - running mate and VP
* [[Barron Trump]] - youngest son who draws big-tittied cartoon girls and makes headlines for possibly being autistic
* [[Bernie Madoff]]
* [[Post Trump Stress Disorder]]
* [[Bernie Sanders]]
* [[Emperor]]
* [[Business]]
* [[Money]]
* [[Blaming China]]
* [[Correct the Record]]
* [[Otto Warmbier]] Obama's inaction killed him
* [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]: Better Known as '''''Ree Tardy Oswald''''' for his Inept, Kindergarten attempt at assassinating [[The Donald]]
* [[Fired]]
* [[God]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[He Will Not Divide Us]] - HWNDUs gonna HWNDU
* [[JD Vance]]
* [[Jim Traficant]] Before there was Trump there was Big Jim
* [[Jews]]
* [[Roseanne Barr]] The Donald is a fan
* [[Rosie]]
* [[The Man]]
* [[Ceiling Cat|The True God]]
* [[Trump Tower Climber]]
* [[Back to the Future]] - this is the alternative time line [[FUCK YEAH]]!
* [[Thomas Dimassimo]]
* [[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck]]
* [[Candice the Cuckslayer]]
* [[Khizr Khan]], token Muslim who Hillary brought to the DNC, supported terrorists in the 80s, had piss-drinking sex parties in the 90s, passed the torch on to the one who didn't die, prevents wife from talking

== External links ==
* [https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/putative Putative (Adj) ]
* [http://blog.dilbert.com/post/126589300371/clown-genius Trump the Master Persuader Wizard]
* <s>[http://stumptrump2016.com/ Now you too can stump the trump]</s> lol
* {{youtube|xGZaCnfNgLE|The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.}}
* [http://www.etonline.com/tv/news/38140/index.html Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama] - lol
* [https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-demand-a-nuclear-annihilation-of-the-ukraine-6ecbce68-adb6-47c8-aee1-7875e3eab135?recruiter=549171149&utm_source=petitions_show_components_action_panel_wrapper&utm_medium=copylink| Vote for Donald Trump to Make America Great Again]
* [http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Mountain-View-teacher-suspended-for-comparing-10610974.php The 'perfect storm'?] - [[Holohoax|Holocaust]] [[Jew|scholar]] teaches kids that [[Godwin's Law|Trump is like Hitler,]] school suspends him as a threat to their [[Safe Space|'safe space]]' (citing [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|traumatised chidren)]] and it sparks an [[Internet petition|internet petition.]]
* {{kym|memes/people/donald-trump Donald Trump}} - [[Know Your Meme]] is making cancer great again.

 

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Bluesky

2025-11-09T18:11:26Z

Gaelstrym: Added some kek.

[[File:Bluesky Logo.svg|200px|thumb|the logo is shite, as expected.]]
The wise Robert Frost once said that [[Facts|"it is only through labor and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things."]] For those who have grown hateful toward the encroaching [[New World Order|conservative white demigod overlords]] taking over the internets, like [[Elon Musk]], they do not move on; instead they take to '''Bluesky''' (a.k.a. '''Bsky''', '''Bluesky Social''', '''Bluecry''', '''Shitter''', '''Retarded Butterfly App''' and '''Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter''') to [[cry some moar]] about the infestation of [[lulz]] in their internetz. Bluesky is a [[liberal]] internet [[hugbox]] and [[child pornography]] distribution platform that was launched in [[2023]] by former [[Twitter]] CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin [[cosplayer]] Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over aforementioned [[Elon Musk]]'s purchase of Twitter in late [[2022]].

Bluesky is a [[Plagiarism|1:1 perfect replica of Twitter in terms of features and design]] but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by [[morbidly obese]] blue-haired [[trannies]] and [[bald]]ing [[Pedophiles|male feminist]] [[hipster]]s to listen exclusively to the likes of [[BTS]] and [[Faggotry|BLACKPINK]]. In November, [[2024]], Bluesky saw an influx of angry [[Hollywood]] [[pedophile]] [[celebrities]] and [[BAWWW]]ING liberal retards who were fleeing [[Twitter]] en masse following [[Donald Trump]]'s [[epic win]] in the [[2024 USA Presidential Elections|2024 United States Presidential Election]]. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with [[hardcore]] [[child porn]] and crashing their servers. Given its [[faggot]] [[liberal]] alignment, it is to be said for certain, and [[Fact|apparent to the blind]], that Bluesky was directly involved behind the murder of [[Charlie Kirk]], the death of the late and great [[Dick Cheney]], the persistence of [[BLM]], and the propagation of [[War|general unrest]], [[faggotry]], [[incest]] and [[Pedophilia]] in the [[USA]] and the wider world.

'''Stay vigilant, soldier. Don't let [[AIDS|them]] get you.'''

==Skeeting==
Bluesky users have developed their own term for posting: [[skeet|skeeting]]. It’s a portmanteau of "sky" and "tweet". Any knowledgeable person knows that since the dawn of time "skeeting" has always been slang referring to the act of ejaculation, but that hasn’t stopped Bluesky users from using the term or the higher-ups from officially endorsing it. Users likely do a lot of real skeeting while they’re at it too.

== Bluesky MAPs ==

[[Truth|This world can make some truly horrifying monsters.]] Don't believe me? Look at these pictures.
[[File:BlueskyPedos.jpg|center|500px]]

[[File:BlueskyMoarMAPs.jpg|center|500px]]

[[File:BlueskyChildlover.jpg|center|500px]]

== How To Troll Bluesky Users ==
{{Warning|[[DO IT FAGGOT|Doing any of this will result in instant suspension.]]}}
* Tell them children can't consent.
* Tell them animals can't consent.
* Preach to them about the teachings of [[Jesus Christ]].
* [[You Will Never Be A Woman|Remind them they'll never be women]].
* Tell them nobody gives a fuck that they're boycotting Twitter.
* Simply say "[[Your body, my choice.]]" and watch them chimp out.
* Link them this article.{{cn}}
* Tell them that there are [[fact|only two genders]]
* Tell them RMTransit is better than [[NotJustBikes]]

== Retardation Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:Blueskypedo.png|[[Typical]]
File:Blueskypedo2.png|It's all so tiresome
File:Blueskyhrt.png|[[Bullshit|Sound medical advice]]
File:Blueskydiaperfag.png|Filthy little [[Diaperfag]]
File:Blueskytantrum.png|Encouraging adult-temper-tantrums because [[Drumpf]] won
File:Blueskyhamas.png|Troon wants to globalize a terrorist movement that would have his head cut off
File:Bluecry.jpg|Posting this on Bluesky will get you [[permabanned]].
File:SolomonBSPosts.png|
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
* [[Twitter]]
* [[Mastodon]] - Another Twitter knock-off for literally anything.
* [[NotJustBikes]] - typical BS user with severe anger issues.
* [[Solomon Henderson]] - Notable BS user

== External Links ==
*{{Kf|204745|Kiwi Farms thread on Bluesky}}
*{{Wikilink|Bluesky|Bluesky on Wikipedia}}

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Kingcobrajfs

2025-08-27T19:48:07Z

Gaelstrym:

{{needsmoar}}
[[File:kingcobrajfsside.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Kingcobra, |Chicks dig bad boy goths who sing and play guitar.]]
{{ytlink|we0L-FJ3Hkg|KingcobraJFS}} ('''Powerword:''' [[Powerword|Josh Saunders]]) was an [[autistic]] 'goth' [[YouTuber]] from Casper, [[Wyoming]]. Josh's 'content' mostly consisted of bad guitar playing, vocal covers of goth bands like Nickleback, cooking videos, drink reviews and the occasional outside video where he rides his green beach cruiser. Josh was very delusional and thought that he could sing like famous singers, play guitar extremely well and also that he had a big penis.

You'll notice that was in the past tense because he's dead now.

==The Documentary==

Josh is widely known for his documentary on YouTube by a filmmaker named Trappped. The documentary goes through an average day with Josh, drinking Jagermeister with his loser friends in Casper Wyoming. Josh discusses his drug habits, being bullied in high-school and the love of his life (who he lost shortly after the documentary because they were cheating on each other) Stephanie.

{{center|'''<big>Goth King Cobra by Trappped</big>'''}}
{{center|<youtube>CvhchxHUCA0</youtube>}}

==Gothickingcobra52==

[[File:KingCobraAtLevelOne.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Kingcobra, |Josh with a bowl haircut living with his parents.]]
Josh started making videos on his first account gothickingcobra52 in late 2011. In the beginning, Josh's videos were quite good, he would talk about being bullied in school for being a retard, perving on hot girls in his class, magic and his own religion. Josh has a tattoo of the 'S' symbol kids used to draw in school, but it looks like a dick. Josh talks a lot about being [goth|goth] in his videos, his favorite goth bands are Ozzy Osbourne, Nickleback and other shitty bands. Josh being a retard ended up getting his account deleted by trolls.

{{center| [[File:What is Goth.mp4|640px|frameless]]}}

==Guitar playing==

Josh is an amazing guitar player shown from this video. Josh autistically strums his guitar really fast and thinks he is really fucking good.

{{center|[[File:Bad ass guitar video 360p February 12- 2013 KingCobraJFS KingCobraJFS -CRQFlcVW6D4- DUNpi6DMM5w.mp4|640px|frameless|]]}}

Thankfully Josh usually ends up smashing his guitars in an autistic rage.

{{center|[[File:Smashing my guitar 2016-05-10.mp4|640px|frameless|center]]}}

==Mad Cooking Skillz==
Cobz is world famous for his ability as a master youtube chef. He specializes in Roach Burritos, Mountain Dew hardboiled eggs, fries cooked in motor oil, and any other concoction he can think up. He is male witch at his cauldron. Gordon Ramsay, eat your fucking heart out.

==Drunkard==
After moving into a trailer, he is constantly drunk and angry and he took comment privileges away from his fans, saying that they are "bullying" him. Boo hoo!

To be fair, harassing KingCobraJFS is cringe anti-lulz behavior because if he leaves cyberspace no one will be able to extract lulz from him anymore. Still, deactivating comments shows that he has no spine left.

He also cant decide if he wants to be transphobic or not because of hermaphrodite fetish. What a fucking racist nazi.

It is only a matter of time until he drinks himself to death like the hedonistic degenerate that he is.

Unless he starts caring about his health, but that ain't likely.

==Drank Himself To Death==
[[File:KingCobraJFS-deadArticle.png|300px|thumb|right|RIP IN PEACE]]Turns out caring about his health ''wasn't'' going to be likely, because come August 2025, he ended up dying. No official cause of death released yet, but apparently it was "Death by [[Ozzy Osbourne]]". Specifically, after Ozzy died, KingCobraJFS's health got worse than it actually was, and that tipped him over the edge to eventual liver damage.

Cobra's dad ended up making a video about the whole thing... it's some real shit:

<center><youtube>5ZrI3SVfAf0</youtube></center>

{{clear}}

He also managed to make the news with his death. A compilation of news articles will be compiled below.

*[https://archive.ph/c0dhZ]
*[https://archive.ph/tPpzY]
*[https://archive.ph/0hK62]

==Gallery of autism==
{{cg|KingCobraJFS|Sexy autistic goth|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:KingCobraAtLevelZero.jpg|Josh and his father
File:MommyCobra.jpg|Doxxing his own mother on stream
File:JoshBB.jpg|Doing his best [[Randy Robert Stair]] Impression
File:RoachBurrito.jpg|The infamous Roach burrito
File:KingCobraAtLevel33.jpg|What he looks like nowadays
File:JoshMagicWand.jpg|KingCobra plays with his little Cobra
File:KingCobraRedneck.jpg|Silas Robertson?
</gallery>}}

==Videos==
<youtube>mpgQDDfzneA</youtube>

==External links==
* {{yt|@|KingCobraJFS}}
* [https://archive.org/details/my-life-story-so-far/A+Fail+in+our+educational+system.mp4 Archive of over 100 ancient videos of his]
* {{Kf|22713|Kiwi Farms thread}}
* [https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/KingCobraJFS Wikitubia page]
* {{reddit|KingCobraJFS00}}
* [https://pholder.com/r/kingcobrajfs/| r/Kingcobrajfs archive] – r/kingcobrajfs was banned, here is an image archive.
* [https://archive.ph/HWgrg Journalism article from 2011 reporting on his antics]

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User:Gaelstrym

2025-07-31T13:35:19Z

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'''God's love has limits.'''

Slipknot

2025-07-23T10:16:26Z

Gaelstrym: sume shit

{{Spoilers|Slipknot is officially the biggest sellout band [[evar]]! They made a nightmare infested pile of shit trailer for their concert advertising rockstar energy drink, with the clown fag smashing rockstars with a baseball bat like a fucktard and pouring them all over his mask}}
{{quote|<big>its ''an'' metal band not rock</big>|An Slipknot fan, who should be [[an hero]] as well}}
[[Image:Slipknot-SicIcon.gif|frame|right|Typical behaviour]]
[[File:Funny,justin,bieber,slipknot-cae7e279b9a1a5e8c7d1a4244aa073ba m.jpg|thumb|Affiliated]]
[[File:Jj.jpg|thumb|Joey Jordison, king of [[faggot]] [[twinks]], and lacker of eyebrows. Seriously, where are his eyebrows?]]
[[File:Slipknotnosejerk.gif|thumb|At all concerts, you'll see half of the band members doing fuck all, and jerking off in front of thousands. Never change, boys.]]
[[Image:Stupid faggot.jpg|thumb|Slipknot's lead singer, Corey Taylor (Note the [[Hot Topic|"Nightmare Before Christmas" cap hand-knitted by members of Slipknot]])]]
[[Image:SLIPKNOTRULESGUY1.jpg|thumb|Facebook slipknot fanboy is offended.]]
[[Image:Slipknotfan.jpg|thumb|Typical Slipknot fan! (Timmy from [[unfunny|Whitest Kids U Know?]])]]
[[Image:Slippyknot.jpg|thumb|Not even [[God]] likes those flithy [[faggot|maggots]]!!! Curse them!!!!1!!11!]]
[[Image:Slipknot_message_to_fans.jpg|thumb|Because your band is only as hardcore as its fanbase.]]
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[[Image:Th gickrcom 0d152e1c-6c2f-4f64-6d9e-6c.gif|thumb|We have cool masks which means our music is [[Shit|TOTALLY AWESOME]]]]
'''Slipknot''' - (aka '''Slipcock, Slipcunt, Shitknot, Spitsnot, Skiplot, Slopkunt, I'd-Rather-Have-A-Blood-Clot, <s>Slapknut</s> Slaptit, SlapKock, SquidCock.''') is a '[[False|metal-metal]]' band that is usually listened to by 12 year old boys who want to be "SO COOL AND HARDCORE-DESU!!" . Originating in a [[Nazi mysticism|mystical]] land known as "Desu Moines [[Iowa]]", [https://web.archive.org/web/20051212151553/http://www.knitting-and-crochet-guild.org.uk/slipknot/index.html Slipknot] is a [[nerd rage|raging]] [[Nu metal|mallcore]] band who are favorites of [[16 year old girls]], [[poseur]] [[goths]], [[indiefucks]], [[7-11]] cashiers in their early to mid-20's, and other [[Hot Topic]] [[drama whore]]s. Consisting of 237 members (236 members as of 24 May 2010(Rest in Shit)) whose majority were unsuspecting victims randomly abducted off the street, Slipknot is fronted by singer Corey Toad Taylor, drummer Joey "[[Midget]]" Jordison (now dead thanks to [[Pwned|God crippling him from beyond]]), and token [[fat|fatass crow-fucker]] Shawn "[[Insane Clown Posse|Clown]]" Crahan. Their lyrics are typical angst-ridden shit, covering subjects such as RAAAAGGGGGEEE, getting revenge on something [[last thursday|long ago]], bitching and also swearing - lots of swearing. (steer clear, Christian mothers!) Don't forget about the whole, [[Lie|"We're not in it for the money, so go to Hot-Topic and buy a SlipKnoT bar stool, shot glass, hat, hoodie and T-Shirt, cause we're so not in it for the money!!!elevenone!!"]]. The crow-fucker Shawn Crahan also puts out the band's signature [[Shit no one cares about|Slipknot No. 9 Iowa Whiskey]], which is apparently pretty good, but whiskey is usually ass, so don't trust them.

All of the band members wear distinct masks and boilersuits (as part of their collective [[fetish]].) A common unfounded rumor is that they wear masks to hide the [[semen]] and [[Santorum]] stains on their faces. While this could very well be true, it's most likely because they're all so br00t4l.
As for the jumpsuits, Slipknot members have never gotten rid of this popular nerdy 70's trend. Or perhaps [[Facts| they still have a fetish for janitors from back at high school. Most likely, that.]]

When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "fucking brutal" they are , the band members can be found engaging in [[homosexual]] acts such as masturbating each other, whiffing dead animal mush like it's [[Cocaine| dat gud shit]], and vomiting on each other while masturbating each other.

Some [[niggers|fans]] claim the band [[the man|sold out]] with their latest release "Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses" (their fourth album). This, however, is false: the band became a bunch of sellouts the moment they made the band, because every single kid in the town went to the mall to buy that "br00tal music" lol. In truth, everyone knows that Corey Taylor listens to 'br00t4lz DEAthc0re muzak???'

Fans of Slipknot are called "[[faggots|maggots]]" (more liek [[faggots]] amirite??) because most of them are extremely fat, bad-smelling, slimy and [[white people|pale-skinned]], due to the fact that they never go outside.

Still, they are a <s>million times better than</s> Just as bad as [[ICP]].

===The Members of Slipknot===
There are [[over 9000]] members of Shitknot, though they are labeled #0-#8 (proving the band cannot even count up its own number of members), in hopes of making them seem less like [[homosexuals|Giant Flaming Retards]].

[[Srsly]], the band has so much members, [[Truth|they actually need a separate article for a list of their members on Wikipedia]]. That lineup changes [[Facts|more than you change your underwear, you putrid cunt.]]

* [[Ondore|Marquis Halim Ondore III]]
* Jesse "[[Double Nigger]]" Jackson
* <s>[[Black Metal|Varg Vikernes]]</s> LOLDEAD
* Captain Planet
* [[Zach Braff]]
* [[Jawsus]]
* [[Josef Fritzl]]
* [[SerialKillaC]]
* [[Jackass|Steve-O]]
* [[Reymon14]]
* [[Tool|Maynard James Keenan]]
* Chad Gray
* [[Hollywood Undead|Charlie Scene]]
* [[Fallout Boy]]

This list quickly reveals why the members of Shitknot wear masks: they are so embarrassed by their real [[fursona|identities]] that they must (unsuccessfully) hide their features, for fear of losing all their [[cunts|Fans]]. Most of the members say it's to show '[[Shit no one cares about|their true, radical, primal personalities!!1!!!111!]]', but we all know that's [[FALSE]], and that it's because Shawn, Mick, Jim and Chris are ashamed of their [[beards]]. <s>Jim's beard is alright though.</s>

===Things that are preferable to listening to Slipknot===
* Having your eyes ripped out and balls sliced off and having them switched
* Having a retarded monkey give you a lobotomy
* Gouging your own eyes out
* Choking on a razor blade
* Having your nipples cut off
* Being [[castration|castrated]]
* Slitting your throat down to your stomach
* Slowly being mutilated by a dull knife, while enjoying the fresh scent of [[Zyklon B]]
* [[Herpes]]
* In some severe cases <s>listening to [[My Chemical Romance]]</s> sorry, [[GONORRHEA]]
* [[1man1jar|A glass jar breaking in your ass]]
* Being [[Rubber Johnny]]
* Eating your own foot
* Experiencing uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea
* Having violent, arm-flailing seizures every time you see someone in a blue shirt
* Listening to minorities engage in asinine, IQ burning conversation on public transit
* Listening to someone talk on the phone during a movie.
* Eating dinner while perusing the [[Pain series]]
* <s>Taking up [[Scientology]]</s> No, Nothing is worse than that.
* Being hit in the face with projectile diarrhea
* Debugging
* Being [[Chris-chan]]
* Being [[DrMusic2]]
* Fucking a [[AIDS|syphilitic]] [[Your Mom|whore]]
* Anus burning diarrhea
* This list is TL;DR, anything is better than listening to Shitcock.

== We're not in it for the money ==
On Iowa Slipknot released an angsty br00tal pseudo-Satanic song for the little kids who want to piss off their parents called 'The Heretic Anthem'
"If you're 555 then I'm 666"
Which is considered to be the ultimate FUCK YOU to the record company who asked them to make a radio friendly album.
Ironically,immediately succeeding that album were two extremely radio friendly garbage pop albums which accomodate to the record company. LMAO!.
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== Typical Shitknot lyrics ==
[[Image:Slipknot StripClub.jpg||frame|center|'''Most of the lyrics are about how Corey Taylor always wanted to see a [[vagina]]''']]

'''[[Unfunny|Slipknot - Duality (parody)]]'''

I push my fingers into [[Your mom|my ass]].
It's the only thing, that slowly stops the itch.
And it's made of all, the things I have to shit.
If I lube it up, I'll push it back inside.
If the pain goes on, I'm gonna shit myself!

I have creamed until my balls collapsed
I've wanked until my wrist had snapped
Now all I do is play with my butt plug
I've fapped to Chris, I've been bitch slapped
I left behind this little fact
I cannot piss while I'm standing up
I've gotta scream when I hit the scene
Or my fans will all go away
But I can't promise you'll enjoy our noise
I guess I'll shave my balls with glass
My drummer seems to like my ass
You're left with me cause no one else eats dick

I push my fingers into my ass!
It's the only thing, that slowly stops the itch.
And it's made of all, the things I have to shit.
If I lube it up, I'll push it back inside.
If the pain goes on, I'm gonna shit myself!

Mick and I still wank together
and seperate our foreskin from our cock
Leave me with all your feces
Then I can improve my odour
Tell me that I was better than that
Anders son-of-a-bitch
But I found out the hard way....
BUTT SEX AIN'T WHAT IT SEEMS!

I push my fingers into MY ASSSSSS!
It's the only thing, that slowly stops the itch.
And it's made of all, the things I have to shit.
If I lube it up, I'll push it back inside.
If the pain goes on, I'm gonna shit myself!

ALL I GOT, ALL I GOT IS INCEST
ALL I GOT, ALL I GOT IS INCEST
ALL I GOT, ALL I GOT IS INCEST
ALL I GOT...

== Slipknot fans on the innuhnets ==

The Slipcock fans are mostly frustrated rappers, [[16-year-old girl|16-year-old girls]], emos who think DJs are metal, gay men, faggot nerds who think listening to them will make them cooler, and anime lovers (A.K.A. otakus) who think that mega-distorted guitars equal talent and that Joey Jordisson is da best drumma evar. Here's a typical chat session with a [[fucktard]] fag- I mean maggot:

Chat session in a metalheads room (notice how every real <s>metalhead</s> faggot shit on <s>slipknot</s> Slaptit)

<div style="color: black; background-color: white; width: 500px; border: thin black solid; padding: .5em;">
:'''[[Obvious troll|Slipknotfan666maggotforeva]]''':yo, everyone, what do you think about slipknot?
:'''Helhammer213''': Bunch of fucktards who think they're brutal and metal....pfft, losers.
:'''Samael666''':lol slipcock? man they FUCKING SUCK DICK!!
:'''necrosisxcannibal''': u mean slipkpop rite? they suck... oh man, what kind of retard can actually think they're metal? shit, Corey Taylor voice is laughable.
:'''Georgenecklessfisher15''': not again, that crappy band... go listen to atreyu and all of those gaycore crap you love, faggot.
:'''Slipknotfan666maggotforeva''': shut the fuck up slipknot is da best band eva heavies band and corey tayla is da best singa in da world, fuck you very much and fo fuck ya fatha, ya matha and ya dog, nigga, everyone is a fucking cock sucker filled with shit, shitheads fuck you and i will fucking rape you everyone the shit out of you, mothafuckas
:'''Helhammer213'''''':whatever...
:'''Slipknotfan666maggotforeva''' left the room.
</div>

===Another Shitknot fan===
[[File:Slipknotboobs.jpg|thumb|[[Lie|Maybe Slipknot fans aren't that bad afterall]]]]
Some random chatroom, a guy named "xxmaggotxx666xxxtremexx" entered the room.

<div style="color: black; background-color: white; width: 500px; border: thin black solid; padding: .5em;">
:'''xxmaggotxx666xxxtremexx''':hi
:'''LoGiNeT''': hey cock sucker
:'''xxmaggotxx666xxxtremexx''':fuck off nigga
:'''Goregrinderguy''': hey, you actually like that shitty weeaboo band?
:'''xxmaggotxx666xxxtremexx''': you ignorant fool, slipknot are so metal, know ya shit, nigga, they fucking heavy as hell
:'''Goregrinderguy''': uh.... right.... but, ever heard of something called METAL?
:'''LoGiNeT''': hahahahahahahahahaha good one
:'''Burzum_noble_philosopher''': you got owned faggot
:'''xxmaggotxx666xxxtremexx''': slipknot is da most meta band eva!
:'''Goregrinderguy''': yeah, just like 50 cent and maroon 5
:'''xxmaggotxx666xxxtremexx''': death metal sucks, just senseless noise, black metal sucks too, just.. noise! slipknot sings bout rel things, your metal is just noise xD xD xD
:'''Goregrinderguy''': well, yeah, real teenager angst ridden things i guess. Seriously, go fucking wait and bleed
:'''xxmaggotxx666xxxtremexx''': you all suck xD slipnot rulz fuckers xD they own ya soul xD fucking fuckers go fuck your mom and dad
:'''LordGore&Hammerfall''': oh, i think i need a hug, that was so mean and tough....
:'''TheUltimatedudE231222''': lmfao
:'''xxmaggotxx666xxxtremexx''' left the room.
</div>

==Burger King trolls Slipknot==
[[Last Thursday]], Burger King decided to make fun of Slipknot's shitty music and image by making [[parody|their own version of a shitty Slipknot song]]. Clearly pwned and butthurt, Slipknot tried to prove to their fans that they don't need welfare checks to pay for their food, and decided to sue Burger King. Burger King lulzed at them and then pwned them again in court.
The song consists of [[furries|guys in chicken costumes]] singing about eating [[shit|chicken fries]]. The whole song probably took all of a couple minutes to throw together, and it still managed to be [[over 9000|9,001]] times better than anything Slipknot ever shat out of their recording studios, srsly.
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==Reactions of nu metal freaks, otakus, metal maggots and n00bs==
[[Image:Look-out-buffalo-bill-slipknot-demotivational-poster-1271305712.jpg|thumb|Corey Taylor's everyday shit]]
"you're so close minded yo, slipknot ARE METAL asshole, take your brutal stuff and shove it, slipknot rulz biatch, they're da heaviest band eva, you bash them for the dj? hello! its the new millennium, djs and rap are a must have metal, you cant even play any kind of instrument, you suck and slipknot owns ya soul, nigga, they're so metal that they can be mixed with animes such as full metal alchemist, Naruto, and inuyasha"

"only [[Gay|straight]] people like slipknot you dick head. besides, your probably just a fat ass who doesnt move his god damn butt off the couch... or off your dad. and slipknot isnt even death metal genius! [[Grammar|there]] proven to be the number one METAL band in the world dumb ass! and your complaining slipknots too "cocky" or whatever your being a pussy about, Corey Taylor is in another band you douche bag! stone sour BITCH! Again, [[Faggots|MAGGOTS]] VS [[Faggots|FAGGOTS]]!"

this is a reaction of a well known emo/otaku [[YouTube]] user, Daniuzumaki metalheads sometimes say "hey, i think seiya is the best" an otaku says "you crazy?! andromeda is da best" "okay okay, youre the otaku, you know what youre talking about, thats ok" but otakus and slipknot fans, unfortunately arent the same case. "slipknot are so goddamn metal" "metal cannot have rap djs or such stupid guitar riffs" "shut up mothafucka, you dont kno anything bout metal, yo, slipknot is da shit, same with mudvayne and korn." For pop culture, slipknot sounds heavy, and real metal sounds just like rhytmless noise, and of course, they're scared and they desperately need [[buttsecks]]. Nuff said.

Below is a series of YouTube comments from a Slipknot fan who was trolled. Apparently he knows everything about metal, but doesn't know the difference between a comma and a period. (Note: This is the same YouTube user (TrashMetal25) who has been posted above in one of the images)

"you seriously dont know two shits about metal,
or music in general,
just stop trying,
your fucking pathetic,
you have no ear for music whatsoever,
probably goes hand in hand with how stupid you are,

if you cant find something its probably cuz your too stupid,
its a shit small genre,

they didnt scheme shit,
you dont know anything about slipknot,
you probably never even listened to them,

how is slipknot not metal,
and i delete comments cuz its totally pointless,
your not right,
im the one that doesnt know metal?
well you saying slipknot isnt metal baisically means you know a billion times less about it then i do,
stupid shit

trash metal is actually a subgenre to thrash,
there is only one band that is all TRASH metal,
a band called The Haunted,
some metal bands. including slipknot,
have songs that are trash metal,
its like a thrashy heavy metal,
there you go,

you dont find anything about trash metal because then it always gets mixed up and it says
did you mean THRASH metal?
so it takes a shitload of effort just to find what your looking for,
TrashMetal25

fucking gay ass fuck,
it is lol,
but you obiously dont know enough about music to know that," 
 
 
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"Oh, shit, he said Fuck, he must mean serious business, guys."
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Hey he looks a bit like the AHK ^^^

==The Death of Paul Gray==
[[Image:Dfew.jpg|thumb|Paul Gay,a drug addict, arrested for possession of cocaine(seriously!).]]
Sometime [[Last_Thursday|last Thursday]], the [[fail|bassist]] '''Paul Dedwick Gray (Moar like Paul DEADwick Gay [[amirite]]?)''' was found dead in a hotel room, in Urbandale, Iowa.

The exact cause of death, initially suspected to be [[Mr_Hands|death by horse dick,]] turned out to be a [[typical|overdose]] of [[opioids|morphine and fentanyl]], combined with [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|"significant" heart disease]]. How unimaginative. The [[nothing of value was lost|timely death]] of Paul Gay means that butthurt [[faggots|maggots]] will [[rage|lash out]] at any troll who veers his [[trollface|coolface/trollface]] in their direction(So catch them while they're still griefing).

One down, eight more to go.


==See also==
*[[Nu metal]] - The genre this crappy band belongs to
*[[Linkin Park]] - The pop version of Slipknot
*[[Tool]] - The prog version of Slipknot
*[[Wigger]]

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2025-07-23T09:56:17Z

Gaelstrym:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:[sic]}}

'''[''sic'']''' is a cool way of showing the internet you operate on a higher level of [[autism|discourse]]. Most often seen on the [[Interbutts]], [''sic''] is also prominent in print media. However, if you use [''sic''] [[IRL]], you [[an hero|deserve death]]. If you're a [[metalhead]] who doesn't go outside, you probably also recognise this as [[Slipknot]]'s song of the same name.
[[Image:Sicknight.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:Sickikaider.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:Goofy-goober-slipknot.mp4|thumb|YOU CAN'T SEE CALIFORNIA WITHOUT MARLON BRANDO'S EYES!!1!!1]]

== [[Etymology]] ==
=== [''sic''] ===
'''[''sic'']''' is a Latin word meaning 'thus', or loosely translated as 'look at this fucking [[retard]]', placed originally in hand-copied text to indicate that the copier found a spelling error in the original, but had enough sense to preserve that original rather than contribute to grammar nazism or diminish [[lulz]]. This proves that lulz have existed at least as far back as the dark ages, among early prototype wiki-vandals ([[MONGO]]'s distant ancestors). It has since carried over to the [[internets]], where it is used to deflect the [[intelligent people can spell|illiterate dumbass]] label to whomever is disagreeing with your [[politics|retarded opinions]].

'''[''sic'']''' is also a backronym for '''s'''pelled '''i'''n '''c'''ontext or '''s'''aid '''i'''n '''c'''opy.

=== SIC ===
An acronym for '''s'''pelling '''i'''s '''c'''onfusing. It is used to indicate that someone has misspelled a word in a manner that renders its meaning obscure. (This usage is extremely rare.)

=== S.I.C. ===
Stands for Super Imaginative Chogokin, basically darker crazier looking versions of Japanese superheroes in action figure form with interchangeable parts. They cost a shit load of money and only obsessive [[wapanese]] and the most shameful [[Japanese]] [[You|NEETs]] buy them.

=== C.I.S. ===
[[Nerd|Confederation of Independent Systems]].

=== C.S.I. ===
[[CSI|YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH]]

=== Seek ===
[[spic|'''Seek''']] eez whin [[jew]] are eeteeng too many tortillas. Ay caramba!

=== cis ===
See [[Tumblr]].

=== Suck ===
See [[fellatio]].

== How to use [''sic''] ==
During [[Flame wars|arguments]] on the [[internets]], replies will inevitably contain quoted portions of other posts. Though conventionally used to indicate what portion of a post is being responded to, it is more commonly used to remove text from its supporting context to [[Owned|own]] the poster and score points. Any time someone makes a spelling mistake or [[typo]], you should always append '''[''sic'']''' in bold, to show that you have included their ''mis''spelling in your quote. This demonstrates your [[NO U|rhetorical]], [[Nazi|philosophical]], and [[retard|intellectual]] [[lol-cow|superiority]] beyond a shadow of doubt. Remember, the point of [[arguing on the internet]] isn't to reach a more truthful consensus - it's to look the coolest by winning.

==[[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Notes]]==
* [''sic''] is a play by Melissa James Gibson.
* This article automatically loses, according to [[Godwin's Law]].

==Also See==
* [[(dic)]]
* [[your mom]]
* [[Why is there an article]]?

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2025-07-23T09:54:10Z

Gaelstrym:

Pinocchio been acting different lately.

Google Plus

2025-07-21T07:14:51Z

Gaelstrym: Part of a rehaul - this article still blows ass.

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[[File:GooglePlus Logo2011.png|thumb|right|alt=niggers|Remember this? No, of course not.]]
'''Google Plus''' (or more commonly referred to as '''G+''') was a site originally meant to rival that of '''Twitter''' and '''Facebook''', but was shut down due to the fact that [[Shit nobody cares about|no one used it]]. According to anthropologists, it was once a festering spot for [[autistic]] blogger-fags and [[SJWs]] alike, both sharing a mutual hatred for each other. Nowadays, the only people who talk about G+ are queer internet history-fags and the few shell-shocked elderly who were actually present on the site.

== Users ==
A website kept up this long (fucking somehow) has its fair share of users. Google Plus is no exception. From picture blogs to people just saying the word "black", this cesspool is a true character study. When talked about among each other, there are usually 6 groups discussed.

=== Normal People ===
The only part of their site that Google wants to show you, Normal People are the average blogger fag. From pictures of mountains to yelling at each other over Jesus' favorite community, these are the top layers of G+. Most of these people are somehow beyond simple, and are just glad to have a place to show a picture of a goddamn sunflower or an unironic impact-meme.

=== The "Dank" Memers ===
Under the top layer is a good amount of normie shit. Comparable to '''iFunny''' or '''r/Funny''', these are typically communities of individuals who steal memes off of '''Instagram''', such as the infamous '''DANK MEMES''' community, which was shut down mid-2018 following constant harassment. Though not being the worst of the worst, they're your average shitty 12-year-olds who want their Reddit and 4chan gods to respect them. Even when they post something "modern", it is either 6 months old and decaying in a shallow grave off the side of a Nevada highway, or an edgy joke.

=== The "Modern" Memers ===
These individuals are known for more contemporary memes and show much better understanding and use of irony. Typically either posting modern-impact memes, inside jokes between other G+ users, or saying actual gibberish, they are more respected in the larger community and even by some '''"Dank" Memers.''' Most have been using the website for some time, and for such reason have a better understanding of it. They usually separate their '''le epic funnies''' from their actual conversations by having different '''collections'''. They are the most common to fall into drama between each other, and are practically intertwined with the surprisingly large amount of artists on the platform. This group is more comparable to modern-meme subreddits and usually take heavy influence from them.

=== The SJWs ===
Though not as large as Tumblr, these groups are quite possibly the biggest laughing stalks of the whole community. From calling everything they don't agree with homophobic to actually respecting SonicFox as a person, the SJWs include characters such as the infamous Springbear452, who has gotten herself into too much controversy for her strong political views and attempting to come out as a transgender. They will not be missed.

=== The Indian Porn Bots ===
All across G+ live the '''Indian Porn Bots''', who have numbers that most likely make up half of the site's monthly users. Known for commenting on any posts possible, they will always say the word "SEX" around 7 times a post, most likely in a row.

=== The Cesspool ===
The rest of G+ is too large to cover, hence why it is referred to as the '''Cesspool'''. From yiffers to a guy who thinks he's god, G+ has a community for all. They're all actual dogshit, however.

{{Social Media}}

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2025-07-20T19:07:37Z

Gaelstrym:

Alien tech.

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2025-07-20T18:53:31Z

Gaelstrym:

Shit that no one remembers.

PissMommy420

2025-06-22T07:27:39Z

Gaelstrym: /* Cuts for attention */

{{crap}}
{{pedo}}
[[File:ScarTrans.png|thumb|PissMommy420 attempting to groom black children]]
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Scar "Sophia Mai" aka PissMommy420 is one of the world's many age-players and [[pedophile]]s who has a dirty [[piss]] kink. She runs a secret Discord server where she invites vulnerable minors to call her "mommy" and then exposes them to porn. She refers to them as her "children", and when she isn't begging middle-aged black men online for weed money, she's usually masturbating to piss videos or grooming children on her Discord server. It appears [[Jesus]] dying for our sins wasn't enough to save this one.

== Cuts for attention ==
Scar, being an [[Sick fuck|age-player]], is (to no-one's surprise) a carnal hoe who exclusively dates misguided [[faggot]]s online. When E-dating a [[tranny]] twink named Ethan, he (rightfully) refused to pee on cam for her. In response she unbound the MCR fangirl within herself and slit her wrists on cam to make him feel bad. The images, down below, capture her insanity on full display. Remember that the [[Internetz]] are forever, you stupid fucks.
[[File:Cutslutmeltdown1.PNG|thumb|]] [[File:ScarCut2.PNG|thumb|]]

== Grooming Allegations ==
[[Discord]] has shut down several servers Scar has made where she invites minors and rips them of their innocence for her own amusement, and has made new accounts every time her operations get busted. Her current server, titled "pawscord", is filled with HIV-ridden [[furries]] and rank diaperfags that could make an abattoir-worker blow lunch. The allegations of grooming against Scar are countably infinite, and her affiliations with known age-play enthusiasts like birthdaypixel a.k.a. "Jordyn the forehead" (NO idea who the fuck that is) have been well documented. She even convinced a naïve young [[British]] femboy to be her "cut clut" and cut himself for her in exchange for nudes. When Scar runs out of children to groom, she can be found in some other Discord server no one gives a fuck about, entitled "e-dgy", under the name "Deathmeow", where she looks for more lost young'uns to drag into the throes of depravity.

[[File:MommyPls.PNG|thumb|Part of the reason why God may have abandoned us.]] [[File:MommyMiss.PNG|thumb|]]

== Piss ==
Scar claims she has some sort of disability that causes her to randomly [[pee]] herself and that's why she can't work or hold down a job. Her parents pay for her to live rent free so she can smoke weed all day and talk to children on the internet. When asked what the name of this condition was she got defensive and said it only happens when she is anxious.

== The Telly Incident ==
Telly is a middle aged handicaped man in a wheelchair who is easily manipulated and was encouraged by scar to join her server to get "zapped". He gets really excited when PissMommy420 "eletrocutes him". He was given a special role in her server where she plays zapping sounds and posts AI of telly being electrocuted until he pees himself for her.

{{Pedoseries}}
[[Category:How Not To Live]]
[[Category:Horrorcows]]

PissMommy420

2025-06-22T07:27:10Z

Gaelstrym: /* Cuts for attention */

{{crap}}
{{pedo}}
[[File:ScarTrans.png|thumb|PissMommy420 attempting to groom black children]]
{{corner|bl|[[File:Pedobear_a.gif]]}}
Scar "Sophia Mai" aka PissMommy420 is one of the world's many age-players and [[pedophile]]s who has a dirty [[piss]] kink. She runs a secret Discord server where she invites vulnerable minors to call her "mommy" and then exposes them to porn. She refers to them as her "children", and when she isn't begging middle-aged black men online for weed money, she's usually masturbating to piss videos or grooming children on her Discord server. It appears [[Jesus]] dying for our sins wasn't enough to save this one.

== Cuts for attention ==
Scar, being an [[Sick fuck|age-player]]], is (to no-one's surprise) a carnal hoe who exclusively dates misguided [[faggot]]s online. When E-dating a [[tranny]] twink named Ethan, he (rightfully) refused to pee on cam for her. In response she unbound the MCR fangirl within herself and slit her wrists on cam to make him feel bad. The images, down below, capture her insanity on full display. Remember that the [[Internetz]] are forever, you stupid fucks.
[[File:Cutslutmeltdown1.PNG|thumb|]] [[File:ScarCut2.PNG|thumb|]]

== Grooming Allegations ==
[[Discord]] has shut down several servers Scar has made where she invites minors and rips them of their innocence for her own amusement, and has made new accounts every time her operations get busted. Her current server, titled "pawscord", is filled with HIV-ridden [[furries]] and rank diaperfags that could make an abattoir-worker blow lunch. The allegations of grooming against Scar are countably infinite, and her affiliations with known age-play enthusiasts like birthdaypixel a.k.a. "Jordyn the forehead" (NO idea who the fuck that is) have been well documented. She even convinced a naïve young [[British]] femboy to be her "cut clut" and cut himself for her in exchange for nudes. When Scar runs out of children to groom, she can be found in some other Discord server no one gives a fuck about, entitled "e-dgy", under the name "Deathmeow", where she looks for more lost young'uns to drag into the throes of depravity.

[[File:MommyPls.PNG|thumb|Part of the reason why God may have abandoned us.]] [[File:MommyMiss.PNG|thumb|]]

== Piss ==
Scar claims she has some sort of disability that causes her to randomly [[pee]] herself and that's why she can't work or hold down a job. Her parents pay for her to live rent free so she can smoke weed all day and talk to children on the internet. When asked what the name of this condition was she got defensive and said it only happens when she is anxious.

== The Telly Incident ==
Telly is a middle aged handicaped man in a wheelchair who is easily manipulated and was encouraged by scar to join her server to get "zapped". He gets really excited when PissMommy420 "eletrocutes him". He was given a special role in her server where she plays zapping sounds and posts AI of telly being electrocuted until he pees himself for her.

{{Pedoseries}}
[[Category:How Not To Live]]
[[Category:Horrorcows]]

PissMommy420

2025-06-22T07:21:59Z

Gaelstrym: /* Grooming Allegations */

{{crap}}
{{pedo}}
[[File:ScarTrans.png|thumb|PissMommy420 attempting to groom black children]]
{{corner|bl|[[File:Pedobear_a.gif]]}}
Scar "Sophia Mai" aka PissMommy420 is one of the world's many age-players and [[pedophile]]s who has a dirty [[piss]] kink. She runs a secret Discord server where she invites vulnerable minors to call her "mommy" and then exposes them to porn. She refers to them as her "children", and when she isn't begging middle-aged black men online for weed money, she's usually masturbating to piss videos or grooming children on her Discord server. It appears [[Jesus]] dying for our sins wasn't enough to save this one.

== Cuts for attention ==
Scar was E-dating a [[tranny]] twink named Ethan but when he refused to pee on cam for her she cut herself on cam to make him feel bad. The images are disgusting.
[[File:Cutslutmeltdown1.PNG|thumb|]] [[File:ScarCut2.PNG|thumb|]]

== Grooming Allegations ==
[[Discord]] has shut down several servers Scar has made where she invites minors and rips them of their innocence for her own amusement, and has made new accounts every time her operations get busted. Her current server, titled "pawscord", is filled with HIV-ridden [[furries]] and rank diaperfags that could make an abattoir-worker blow lunch. The allegations of grooming against Scar are countably infinite, and her affiliations with known age-play enthusiasts like birthdaypixel a.k.a. "Jordyn the forehead" (NO idea who the fuck that is) have been well documented. She even convinced a naïve young [[British]] femboy to be her "cut clut" and cut himself for her in exchange for nudes. When Scar runs out of children to groom, she can be found in some other Discord server no one gives a fuck about, entitled "e-dgy", under the name "Deathmeow", where she looks for more lost young'uns to drag into the throes of depravity.

[[File:MommyPls.PNG|thumb|Part of the reason why God may have abandoned us.]] [[File:MommyMiss.PNG|thumb|]]

== Piss ==
Scar claims she has some sort of disability that causes her to randomly [[pee]] herself and that's why she can't work or hold down a job. Her parents pay for her to live rent free so she can smoke weed all day and talk to children on the internet. When asked what the name of this condition was she got defensive and said it only happens when she is anxious.

== The Telly Incident ==
Telly is a middle aged handicaped man in a wheelchair who is easily manipulated and was encouraged by scar to join her server to get "zapped". He gets really excited when PissMommy420 "eletrocutes him". He was given a special role in her server where she plays zapping sounds and posts AI of telly being electrocuted until he pees himself for her.

{{Pedoseries}}
[[Category:How Not To Live]]
[[Category:Horrorcows]]

PissMommy420

2025-06-22T07:09:39Z

Gaelstrym:

{{crap}}
{{pedo}}
[[File:ScarTrans.png|thumb|PissMommy420 attempting to groom black children]]
{{corner|bl|[[File:Pedobear_a.gif]]}}
Scar "Sophia Mai" aka PissMommy420 is one of the world's many age-players and [[pedophile]]s who has a dirty [[piss]] kink. She runs a secret Discord server where she invites vulnerable minors to call her "mommy" and then exposes them to porn. She refers to them as her "children", and when she isn't begging middle-aged black men online for weed money, she's usually masturbating to piss videos or grooming children on her Discord server. It appears [[Jesus]] dying for our sins wasn't enough to save this one.

== Cuts for attention ==
Scar was E-dating a [[tranny]] twink named Ethan but when he refused to pee on cam for her she cut herself on cam to make him feel bad. The images are disgusting.
[[File:Cutslutmeltdown1.PNG|thumb|]] [[File:ScarCut2.PNG|thumb|]]

== Grooming Allegations ==
[[Discord]] has shut down several servers scar made where she invited minors and exposed them to porn for her own amusement. She has made several new accounts each time. Her current server is "pawscord" and it's filled with [[furries]] and diaperfags. The allegations of grooming against scar are numerous and her affiliations with known age play enthusiasts like birthdaypixel aka "Jordyn the forehead" have been well documented. She even convinced a naive young [[British]] femboy to be her "cut clut" and cut himself for her in exchange for nudes. When scar runs out of children to groom she can be found in the discord server e-dgy under the name "Deathmeow" trolling for more teens to pee for her.

[[File:MommyPls.PNG|thumb|]] [[File:MommyMiss.PNG|thumb|]]
== Piss ==
Scar claims she has some sort of disability that causes her to randomly [[pee]] herself and that's why she can't work or hold down a job. Her parents pay for her to live rent free so she can smoke weed all day and talk to children on the internet. When asked what the name of this condition was she got defensive and said it only happens when she is anxious.

== The Telly Incident ==
Telly is a middle aged handicaped man in a wheelchair who is easily manipulated and was encouraged by scar to join her server to get "zapped". He gets really excited when PissMommy420 "eletrocutes him". He was given a special role in her server where she plays zapping sounds and posts AI of telly being electrocuted until he pees himself for her.

{{Pedoseries}}
[[Category:How Not To Live]]
[[Category:Horrorcows]]

Nigger

2025-05-05T12:42:42Z

Gaelstrym:

{{Offended}}
 
{{Glined}}
 
{{achtung|THIS ARTICLE GOT US BANNED FROM [[Patreon|PATREON]] LOLOLOL}}
 
[[Image:Blacksrelax.jpg|thumb|Words of wisdom. Repeat after me, [[mormons|class]]!]]
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:SmallBlackDick4.jpg|thumb|[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Black men are known for their sexual prowess and their extremely large penises.]]]]
[[Image:Nigrobwimn.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the movie King Kong, real life monkeys don't let go once the white womenz is in their grasp]]
[[File:Reddit niggers.png|thumb|Nigger heaven – it's called [[Reddit]]. ]]
[[File:Reddit - they said they wouldn't read it!.png|thumb|So offensive that saying it on [[Reddit|Nigger Heaven]] will earn you an instant ban.]]

'''Niggers''' ''(Genus:'''Simius''', the Monkey; politically correct: '''Americanus Basketballensis''')'' are a species of apes devolved from interbreeding gorillas and orangutans (not bonobos/chimpanzees, higher life forms), and proof of the "Missing Link" theory in Evolutionary Biology as the more retarded simian cousins to the Neanderthal ancestors of our higher species ''[[White|Homo Sapiens]]''. Due to a lack of evolutionary pressure and incentives from their native environment, the Niggers were [[Mental retardation|unable to develop the IQ]] required for civilization due to mental retardation. Premature exposure to human civilization in fact overloads their cerebral cortexes, resulting in instinctive violence. This is known as a [[chimp out]] or a "Nigger Moment". This is why, when subjected to the stress of a human-dominated environment, a Great Ape specimen degenerates into the highly dangerous form known as the Nigger (example: what happened to [[Harambe]]). Niggers are [[poor]], retarded, so ugly that even animal lovers don't want to fuck them, and worse, they smell like a mixture of wild animal fur and a decayed old mop full of shit even after taking a shower. Having spent the last million years in the African jungle throwing spears at each other and swinging on vines, niggers are predisposed to crime and antisocial behavior due to their biology and (de)evolution.

Environments where a Human can observe how wild Niggers interact with Nature include: [[Africa]], [[KFC]], the [[Ghetto|Projects]] your local [[Prison|Zoo]], and getting [[Irony|executed for being a violent non-white monkey]]. Today, wild Niggers astray in Human environments are known to capture [[White|Human]] females and drag them back to their hives for breeding and/or lunch, though it is possible for a Human to condition the Nigger to temporarily conform to Human values via [[Slavery|specialized social rehabilitation techniques]]. For a [[Lulz|heart-warming end]] to your visit at the zoo, go to the primate enclosure and you may see some niggers spending some quality time with their relatives via their instinctive mating ritual of smearing each other with their pheromone-filled [[Shit|excrement]]. For this reason, [[Cops|zookeepers and professional veterinarians]] commonly mistake wild niggers for escaped chimpanzees and throw them into the chimp enclosure, where they quickly fit right in and [[Chimpout|fully revert to their monkey appearance]].

The diet of a nigger consists primarily of [[shit]] self-loathing and being a professional victim, fried chicken, watermelons, [[Kool-Aid]], [[Purple Drank]], malt liquor and cocaine with an extra topping of shit, all proven by science to have zero content of DHA necessary for human brain development. If the nigger is hungry, they will almost certainly resort to [[cannibalism]] and eat the closest monkey or niglet nearby. [[Ebola-chan]] was God's punishment for niggers eating each other alive and killing each other 100% of the time due to AIDS spreading from their rape. Niggers, like their tree-dwelling monkey forefathers, will almost always resort to their simian instincts, raping white women and throwing their own shit at other niggers due to their mental disability to comprehend abstract human values such as ethics, math, respect, and the Rule of Law. Because of the prevalence of violence in nigger territory, 9 out of 10 wild niggers are at risk of being captured by [[Cops|Animal Control]] and subjected to [[Lynching|Euthanasia]] before the age of three. Niggers also almost constantly make [[Rap|noise]] about raping Humans and stealing [[welfare]] checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to "pimp out" their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers stealing hubcaps from moving cars.

The [[Negress|Nigger women]] are the most dangerous species. They're also stupid, poor, ugly, and stinky, but most importantly, they're [[fat]] obnoxious assholes. Nigger women, also known as negresses, [[Nigra|nigras]], sheboons, or sows, are land-whales who will constantly talk, yell, and babble to each other in public at ridiculous volumes. When challenged, nigger women show their stupidity as well, by taking off their earrings, shoes, and bling before fighting, as their brains are not big enough to know this has no fucking effect whatsoever. If you confront a negress in public, beware, for she will surely call her sistahs to [[Buttsex|"handle yo ass."]] They are thought to be the ugliest form of multicellular life in the entire animal kingdom, which is why male niggers will [[Rape|mate with]] other species, most notably their fellow yet more highly evolved apes, the Chimpanzees (from which [[AIDS]] is derived). Until the superiorly built [[White|Human Race]] arrived, both prostitution and AIDS were the result of niggers raping chimp hoes. Also, nigras, unlike human females who possess vaginas, have only one posterior opening: the asshole, used for both shitting and expelling niglets. This is why freshly born niglets are infused with the color and stench of severe diarrhea.

Another distinguishing feature of them is how they process and translate the [[English]] language into a complete abomination in order to make it more understandable for their diminished cortexes: [[Ebonics]]. For an example of Ebonics, try provoking the aforementioned Negroid sheboon into aggression.

All niggers, especially wild niggers, are dangerous in groups, regardless of gender, and travel in packs. This is because they wish to buy a large bucket of KFC chicken and some white hoes to share amongst their tribe. No respectable [[White devil|white people]] should ever come into contact with a gang of niggers. If you are a white person who has had contact with a nigger-[[No one|wait, who are we kidding?]] [[Dumbass|Niggers don't know how to read anyway.]] If you come into contact with a nigger, it is advisable to immediately shower for at least four hours, lest the black taint [[Furry|assimilate you and transform you into one ofi them.]] Luckily, the nigger taint, not unlike those it infects, cannot stand the touch of hot water or soap. This is the reason niggers stink.

==The term and its meanings==

[[Image:Happy-family.jpg|thumb|High pedigree monkeys.]]

"Nigger" was, in fact, NOT an offensive term, for it was a derivative of the Latin word '''nigrum/nigra''', which simply meant "black". When the Spanish conquered the world after the Renaissance, it changed to ''negro'', which in Spanish simply meant "black", with no offensive intent whatsoever. Thus, "negro" (aka "nigger") was originally a positive, friendly term [[at least 100]] years ago (read [[Mark Twain]] books and [[E.S. Nigger Brown Stand]]).

Then it changed to have an archaic definition as a pejorative. This old usage was mostly localized to [[North America]] and meant, in general, people with dark skin. First, [[Civil War|Abe Lincoln]] let the apes loose. [[Some Argue|This was widely regarded as a bad move]] and has enraged [[White|many people]]. However, the apes weren't grateful: they were [[butthurt]] about losing their rightful place in the world. Due to said butthurt, they decided that all the old terms for their kind were suddenly offensive. Taking a cue from this, other races began to use "Nigger" as an insult. This archaic usage is still used by American blacks who haven't gotten over their [[victim complex]] and by American whites (often college professors) with the baggage of [[liberal guilt]].

Due to the linguistic requirements of [[ebonics]] and all niggers being dumped off at Lake Forest Middle, it is now considered a friendly term among blacks and a verbal request to be murdered if said by anyone else. The more specific terms "thug" or "gangsta" refer to a negroid who feels the need to act like a hard-ass all the time for no apparent reason. Such "street niggers" are the bane of all civilized people.

But let's [[Serious business|cut the bullshit and get down to the facts here]], people. "Nigger" can now refer to [[True|anyone of any skin color]], but let's be honest... it's more commonly used to refer to a piece of shit black "person" who spends all of his time standing on the street corner drinking malt liquor, smoking crack, and plotting how to kill you and take your stuff.

===Alternative terms===
Many niggers are offended by some of the terms referring to their race (but not if they are used by a nigger). If you choose from this list, you might find one that the niggers you're talking about don't mind hearing: '''African-American, afro-American, abomination, ape, Aunt Jemima, black, blackfella, bluegum, boy, buckwheat, chimpanzee, Chimp, colored person, coon, cotton picker, gator bait, jigaboo, jive talker, jungle bunny, mammy, monkey, moolie, Moor, mud person, murder monkey, muthafuckah, my man, nappy head, negro, negroid, nigga, nig, niggah, nigger, nig-nog, nigra, nigaboo, person of color, pickaninny, porch monkey, groid, Sambo, schwartze, schvoogie, sharecropper, shine, shooter, shitskin, slave, spade, spearchucker, spook, tar baby, token, Tyrone, Uncle Tom, welfare monkey, coons, cotton-pickers, dawgs, jungle monkeys, colored people, chimps, pavement apes, chocolate people, homies, porch monkeys, groids, spooks, darkies, shit-skins, spades, jigaboos, gorillas, blackies, nigras, welfare sloths, kaffirs, mooncrickets and Antique farming equipment.''' Look {{wayback|http://www.usgennet.org/family/smoot/terms.html|20071230030222|title=HERE}} There are many archaic terms for various shadings of the breed.

'''Remember kids:''' a half-nigger is called an OREO COOKIE. Ya know, like [[Black Jesus|Obama]].

==Outside America==

The term "nigger" is seldom heard in the wasteland that exists outside the [[Lol|shining]] shores of Jewmerica, because while Jewmerica is the only nation to ever elect a nigger leader without vote-rigging, the unwashed foreign hordes enjoy feeling superior to Americucks while simultaneously oppressing their own niggers. Paradoxically, the unwashed foreign hordes use words like '''boy''' casually, sending stuck up, ''' usually white''', Amerimutt nigger apologists into spasms of indignation. However, the close relative of the Nigger, the [[Sand Nigger]], has made a comeback in [[Britain]]. The [[Apartheid|superior white South Africans]] also call them "kaffir", which is derived from the [[Sand Nigger]] word kafir meaning [[Homosexuals|infidel]].

==History==
[[Image:Human-evolution-from-ape-to-black-to-white.jpg|thumb|right|[[Liberals| Liberal race-denialists]] fail to acknowledge the Nigger's correct place in the evolutionary process.]]
Our very drunk [[God]] invented [[Animal|Niggers]] after losing badly at a poker night with [[Buddha]], [[Satan]], and whatever deviant gods the towel-headed [[Arabs]] claim to worship in between camel [[buttsecks|buggering]]. The first niggers were created from turds taken from dingy, smelly peat bogs located around Dundee, [[Scotland]], to be used as slaves to make white people's lives easier and find a market for the [[watermelon]], a vegetable posing as a fruit that normal white people would never eat.

It is also believed that a big piece of shit, shoved up an orangutan's pussy before being fucked by a skunk, evolved into the [[Animal|nigger]] and subsequently the brown color of the species because of the genetic structure of the piece of shit combined with the skunk cum in the orangutan pussy. Soon, the [[Animal|niggers]] discovered ancient texts that taught them to use the dark side of the force. It corrupted them, giving them unspeakable power as well as their characteristic dark color and smell. For [[over 9000 years]], the white man recognized this threat and waged war on the [[animal|niggers]]. Utilizing its superior numbers, the [[white people|white man]] defeated nigger-kind and stripped it of its power. After three hundred years of deserved servitude, most niggers were freed by a coalition/conspiracy [[butthurt]] liberals ([[Abraham Lincoln]]) and accidentally [[Oxymoron|freed niggers]] (Martin Luther King) who took advantage of the Confederate States of America and the failure of ten million inbreds to keep five million [[Animal|niggers]] dumb and happy picking cotton and eating watermelon.

In the late twentieth century, the [[Animal|niggers]] renamed themselves niggas in an attempt to shed their truly shady past. It didn't work, as shown by the saying "you can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger." Niggers nowadays use their newfound freedom for constructive purposes, such as robbing liquor stores, shooting each other with Tec-9's, raping white women, and wearing clothes that are about ten sizes too big.

===Niggers in ancient times===
A lot of niggers believe that the ancient Egyptians were actually niggers. Yeah, right. Like a nigger can figure out how to mummify something. Or build a pyramid. Or make a chariot. (Though there are numerous hieroglyphic records of chariots being stolen by what the Egyptian cops called "baboon people," there are no records of niggas with Egyptian driver's licenses or chariot insurance. Some things never change.)

Another common nigger belief is that the ancient Greeks were just a bunch of fuck-tards until they stole the niggers' knowledge and got uppity. Nobody ever explained to the niggas that knowledge is not a physical, finite substance and that if somebody steals your knowledge, you still have it. There are no confirmed records of niggers ever having any knowledge at all, with the notable exception, during post-Civil War reconstruction, of knowing how to steal watermelons from Whitey's fields.

The [[Vikings]] referred to niggers as the [[Avatar (movie)|blue men]] because the words for "blue" and "black" were all messed up in their [[Swedish|silly hurdy-gurdy language]]. Some niggers even traveled with the Vikings (taking easily to the Viking career options of pillager, raider, [[rapist]] and thug) and married Viking wives (who were likely [[Aryan|pale skinned, blue-eyed, and blonde-haired]], demonstrating that niggers loved dem white wimminz even back then).

However, there is evidence that some Somali niggers were great pirates back in the day... Well, okay, that probably isn't too unrealistic once you think about it; looting ships armed with guns, swords, and knives, gangbanging white hookers and stealing gold and bling, [[No shit|it's not too surprising there]], g'noewatimsayun?

==Characteristics==
[[Image:Black Features.jpg|thumb|left|Features clearly visible]]
A Nigger is the long-sought-after "missing link" between man and ape. Their oversized lips, tight-curled hair, and love for fried [[chikins]], [[watermelons]], purple drank, [[Dat Ass|large asses]], jailhouses, crack rocks, and dat wyte pussay distinguish them.

The [[sheneequa|female]] version of this species of sub-human is the '''Nigress''', or "She-Nigger". They are known mostly for their completely oversized asses, their completely fucktarded names (Bix Nood, La'queesha, Tam'queesha, Mo'neeque, Mercades, LaFawnduh, Vazelineh etc), and their 6 inch long fake nails.

They tend to gravitate towards shiny things, which they call '''bling''', and cover their [[Bicycle|cars]] with them. They [[LOL WUT|believe]] that this makes them [[USI|special]], but in reality, it just makes them [[gay]] and [[retard|retarded]].
===Why niggers love watermelons and fried chicken===
Niggers are attracted to bright colors and large amounts of sugar, not unlike their cousins who swing from trees. Niggers get obsessed with trivial pleasures like watermelon, fried chicken, and bling because it stimulates a vestigial part of their primitive jungle brains. Niggers are, by their very nature, useless scroungers. They didn't grow anything, they didn't raise anything, and they didn't hunt anything. They've spent the last entire fucking millennium before captivity foraging for food on the jungle floor—minimizing their physical activity during the day and seeking to avoid predators during the night.

Ripe and rotting fruit was the mainstay of the Nigger diet in Da Muddaland. This was a huge bonus in terms of survival-easy to digest and rich in water and carbohydrates, it took very little energy to digest and assimilate.

Niggers today are still "Hard Wired" to get all excited over brightly colored fruit drinks, which is programmed into their DNA, and will invariably make a bee-line to the fruit punch and grape drink fountains in the cafeteria, thinking they've hit the jackpot!

Don't be fooled; niggers are still the same stupid, primitive apes they were 100,000 years ago. A few decades of MTV and Affirmative Action isn't going to change a damn thing!

==Types of Niggers==
[[File:Agdadgadgadggad.PNG|thumb|left|You'd best know [[Dead Nigger Storage|the difference]].]]
[[Image:Transnigger.png|280px|right|A [[wigger|transnigger]].]]
*'''[[Wigger|Wannabe Nig]]''': Someone who for unfathomable reasons seeks to become any of the other creatures on this list. May call themselves a "transnigger", "burned cracker" or many other Euphemisms.
*'''Quadroon''' ('''''Simius × sapiens'''''): A racial cocktail, consisting of one part mulatto, one part fat [[white trash]]. Shake well and incarcerate.
*'''The Nig''' ('''''Simius comis'''''): The Nig is essentially a nigger pretending to act civilized in order to rape your children. [[Obama|Obongo hisself]] is the most well-known Nig currently alive.
*'''The Negro''' ('''''Simius occidentalis'''''): The Negro is known for having all the basic traits of the nigger species. They share a fetish for fried chicken (most likely ''Church's Chicken'' because it's the cheapest kind) and purple drank (a fruit juice-cough medicine concoction, boiled sweets optional). Their attire includes clothes that are 10 sizes too big, fake gold chains, converse sneakers, flannel shirts that fit so god damn tight its [[gay|disgusting]], and custom baseball caps with flattened brims and the tags still on, cuz dey gotz dat sw@qq. Some niggers also are known to have dey dreds so deyz be lookz coolz n sheeit. These objects are not only retarded, but filthy and disease-ridden. If you see a nigger with dreadlocks walking toward you, [[rape|prepare your anus]].
*'''The [[Double Nigger]]''' ('''''Simius barbarus'''''): The Double Nigger makes up about [[over 9000|85]]% of crime in the U.S., as well as [[Occupy Wall Street|99%]] of all [[gangs]] . They're known for making JewTube videos in which they flash their 10 dollar bills while wearing their respective gang's "Cullaz", smoke blunts, and show off their Cerebral Palsy or some shit. The Double Nigger has been immortalized in Rockstar Game's Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
*'''The Niggest''' ('''''Simius africanus'''''): The Niggest are the indigenous niggers of Africa, a continent known for its [[AIDS]], and ass-backward society. Their skin is so black, that the only way you could possibly see them after dark would be if they [[trollface|showed their teeth]], but by then, it will be too late. This is the main cause of the spread of [[AIDS]] in [[Africa]], as it is in the nigger's (especially the Double Nigger and Niggest's) primal nature to [[rape]] anything that moves.

==Communication==
 
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[[Image:EBONICS.jpg|thumb|left|[[Black Jesus|Black Honor Student]]]]
Since all niggers are too lazy to learn proper English, it is practically impossible to understand them. Their [[Ebonics|"language"]] is in fact the epitome of laziness. An example in modern ebonics is "ackin" for "acting" because [[Lazy|it's just too much effort to move the tongue to the roof of the mouth to make a "t" sound]]. The nigger is sometimes simply too [[retarded|derro]] to learn proper English."Hello, my name is Jamie" converts to "YO YO YO wazzup bitches and bitchets, my name is Jamie C, respectaz or I'll pop a cap in yo' white ass foo'!" A typical nigger's burn consists of putting random words together. Examples include [[Goatse|"yo ol' burnt skittle lookin' azz"]] or [[Pain series|"poptart frostin' bald head."]] After the niggers burn on each other, every other nigger laughs as loud as possible for 20 minutes with their hands in front of their mouths in an idiotic way and then starts shooting each other over drugs. The last nigger standing will then take all the drugs in an epic win. Hopefully, he'll kill himself after realizing his homies are dead, causing lulz.

Not to be confused with [[English]], for whites, [[Engrish]], for Asians, [[Spanish|El English]], for [[Mexicans]], Nigger Speak is it's own form of language, containing many profanities and numerous nonsense/useless [[nonsense|slang]] words in a single sentence. On the internet, this stupidity is magnified [[at least 100|at least 100 times]] and usually leaves all other races in a [[wtf]] moment. Unlike [[Leetspeak|13375p34k]], where the words have a minor purpose, Nigger Speak has no use whatsoever and is the [[Nigger|Nigger's]] way of getting back at the white man. The normal conversation between two fluent in Nigger Speak goes something like this: "Smh, lmlmlml, dat sht hd mi rolin on duh fukin flor" "Omkfc, ikr."

See here for an example of the North American Nigger, in its native habitat:
 
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{{quote|Blastin' Them Bitches to Tha Floor,Five-O Mothafuckaz Dead By Tha Police Department Front Door, I Waz Here Before You Heard The Term Hardcore!|Some nigga rapper AKA Madd-Rippah}}

==Hobbies==
[[Image:Eating Pudding.gif|180px|thumb|right|Niglet preparing for its life of [[diabeetus]]]]
[[Image:Nigger KING.jpg|300px|right|thumb|The result of centuries of selective slave breeding and [[Jews|money hungry sports team owners.]]]]
[[File:Dirty niggers in nigger tent.png|300px|right|thumb|Awwww look at them, they look so happy in their niggers tent]]
*[[Attention Whores]] worse than a drag queen
*Caring what others think(but pretending not to)
*Playing the race card (niggers secret weapon)
*Intimidating other animals
*Loving their cars and motorcycles more than anything in this world(including wife and kids)
*Using humans for their own benefit
*Mocking other species
*Mechanophilia (fetish)
*Pretending
*Pretending having money (but you'd know better, unless you're a [[Retard]].)
*Even taking stupid photos of them with money in their mouths
*Raping white [[wimminz]]
*Bragging about [[lie|their massive cocks]] (Which they don't know how to use)
*Being so fucking loud at movie theaters and plays
*Stealing from [[whitey]]
*[[Riots|Rioting]]
*Whining about [[The Man]] keeping them down
*Driving expensive cars to the welfare office
*Collecting welfare checks
*Spending welfare checks on chicken and rims
*Eating [[KFC]]
*Eating shit in Europe
*Robbing local [[7/11|convenience stores]]
*Stealing [[Bike|bikes]]
*Being [[You|a useless waste of space in general]]
*[[Rodney King|Getting beat up by the cops]]
*Taking loads of [[The Crackhead|crack]]
*Ripping dumb whitey with [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scams]]
*Wasting precious carbon atoms
*Being [[Obama|fucking useless]]
*Pissing off [[Raptor Jesus|Jesus]]
*[[Ethiopia|Starving to death]]
*Fighting [[Africa|constant civil wars]]
*SHOOPED, NIGGA
*Shooting each other
*Stealing Air Jordans (nigger shoes)
*Joining gangs
*Eating watermelinz
*Becoming a whitey's [[slave|bitch]]
*Looking like [[shit]]
*Not going to school
*Sleeping in the streets
*Eating [[shit]]
*Spreading [[AIDS]]
*[[Fact|Getting thrown to jail for no reason]]
*Singing and clapping in church
*Tricking the Human race into thinking that they are one of us
*Performing drive-bys with an Uzi
*Shitting on your porch
*Being complete assholes
*Winning first place in a Monkey beauty pageant
*Stinking like shit
*Being negative influences on [[Wigger|dumb white kids]], [[Vietnam|even dumber, poorer asian kids]] and [[Spics]].
*Driving down the street and blasting shitty rap music out of their rusted out Cadillac/Chevy Caprice.
*Using Ebonics in the presence of intelligent white people, then getting pissed off when asked what the fuck they said.
*Tripping over their baggy pants as they run from the cops.

==Racial science==
[[File:DLemontruenegro.jpg|thumb|right|D'Lemonz shows off his pride on CNN]]

A brief, though multi-faceted encyclopedia entry on niggers was featured in the Swedish Nordic Family Encyclopedia Book, given out in 1913, which recounts the following:

{{quote|"The most important physical characteristics, by which these true niggers be separated from other ethnicities, art the following: 1) the strong prognathism of the cranium with a width index of 70-74 and abnormal thickness, which allows the nigger to endure blows, which unconditionally would crush a normal European skull /.../ 6) slender legs and wide, flat feet, with the big toe shaped almost like a "griptoe" and the flat heel protruding backwards. In mental respect, the nigger can be commonly said to stand at a child's standpoint with, as a rule, feeble aptitude and lively fantasy. He is happy and unconcerned, although occasionally ostensibly serious; he lacks power and endurance, commits to inspiration/impulses of the moment and swiftly altering moods, and is very sensitive with a distinctive sense for the comical. He is furthermore in possession of a rich inner life, can sometimes showcase distinctive friendliness, but acts, as a rule, shyly, leery and with a lack of any trace of mercy and compassion."}}

==Breeding Habits==
[[Image:Startyoung.gif|180px|thumb|left|WELL DEY HAFTA LEARN SUMTIME AND DA SOONA DA BETTA!]]
[[Image:Cock-pants.jpg|thumb|muh dik]]

Niggers are now required by Federal Law to breed only in [[Atlanta]] during Spring Break as part of efforts to keep the nigger population under control and reduce the need to buy riot gear and import watermelons from foreign sources. Not that they pay any attention to this law any more than they do to any other law. The act of niggers engaging in sexual reproduction with humans is classified as bestiality.

During the official nigger mating season, the nigger performs a fantastic mating ritual to locate a victim. First, said nigger smokes a shitload of weed. Then, the nigger hides in a mud puddle—years of evolution allow the nigger to simply blend in. After spotting the perfect white woman (niggers hate mating with their own kind, since all niggers secretly wish they weren't niggers), they jump out of the puddle and beat the innocent woman to the ground. After letting the woman beg to let her keep her virginity, the nigger proceeds to rape her in every possible opening, after which the nigger kills its forced mate for fear of its natural enemy, child support. If the said negro belongs to a hive, the nigger captures the woman and forcibly drags her to the hive for breeding.

Niggers fornicate heavily all year round. "Fornicating" with a nigger means raping respectable white women, fucking a dog in the ass instead of another nigger, or falling for a female's mating ritual. Niggers caught fucking a she-nig are cast out by their tribe of home-boys for breaking with tradition and being wack.

In spite of the U.S. breeding restrictions, many American Niggers simply go to other countries to spawn with humans and return with Nigger/humanoid hybrids. Hines Ward, Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver, is the product of one such case... his daddy was a nigger who enlisted in the army for free college and healthcare, and his momma was a South Korean woman (a nigger will fuck anything that moves except another nigger, even if it's a respectable citizen of an ally of the government they serve). Hines, instead of building TV sets in Seoul for two dollars a fucking week, is the highest-paid member of the most famous team in the NFL (Nigger Felony League). He can catch and hit hard like a nigger, but he runs elusively like a skittering little chink. The combination is deadly for opposing defenses.

==Natural Enemies==
[[Image:DEM20.jpg|thumb|left|300px| Introducing the nigger's natural predator, the [[Red Neck]]. One of the best means of [[Genocide|controlling this pest's population]].]]
Although the nigger seems like a powerful foe, it has many natural predators. In addition to child support, one of the more visible predators who actively hunt niggers is the common [[redneck]]. Niggers hate rednecks almost as much as rednecks hate niggers, although both have much in common. They're products of selective inbreeding, are significantly lacking in intelligence and common sense to an almost fatal level, listen to music that is offensive to the ears and damaging to the other senses, drink alcoholic concoctions that differ very little from urine, and practice poor hygiene almost as an art form.

Probably the most widespread natural enemies of niggers are the common street cops or sheriffs, also known as "pigs", "blue devils", "the Man", or "the police" (po'- leece, in Ebonics). Cops are known to hunt for niggers on a continual basis not because they are racist but because [[Over 9000|99.9]] percent of crime is done by—you guessed it—niggers. To a cop, trying to bust a non-nigga for a crime like shooting at a barrel full of fish in hopes of nailing a duck. Niggas are the broad side of a barn when it comes to violating the law.

Another natural predator is the [[KKK]], although everybody agrees that contrasting the KKK with rednecks is useless because, truth be told, there ain't no fucking difference between the two groups at all. Every Klansman is a redneck, and every redneck is a Klansman.

In a peculiar turn of nature and society, the nigga is often its own natural enemy. If a nigga is actually guilty of doing harm to other niggas, like shooting them, stealing their money, setting up crack houses in their neighborhoods, and so forth, the other niggas refuse all aid to the cops who are trying to end their oppression. This nigga "don't snitch" policy has two beneficial effects: first, it lets the perp keep shootin', stealin', and dealin' crack, which pushes the nigga community ever downward into the muck. Second, the absence of nigga prosecution witnesses in court encourages the legal system to incarcerate a shitload of niggas regardless of their guilt, resulting in a significant reduction in the number of niggas on our streets and in the breeding population. And that's a good thing.

==The Nigra Civil Rights Movement==
Despite the niggas' being freed by whitey, there was still tons of racism, especially in the American South following the end of the [[Civil War]]. Groups of [[rednecks|Confederate soldiers]], still seething in butthurt rage after taking a much-deserved ass-whooping from their Northern masters, didn't want their former pieces of property to get away too easily. Nobody can blame them entirely; who else could bear the loss of valuable human working machines forced to pick cotton and perform hard labor without pay? As a result, the KKK was formed, and Jim Crow laws were implemented. Anyway, niggers were lynched in the 1800's and early 1900's because they were well hung.

An important part of the Civil Rights movement was the NAACP, an organization famously started by white people, then taken over by the niggs. The original meaning of "NAACP," forged during the civil rights struggles of the 1950s and 1960s, was "Niggers Ain't Acting Like Colored People." There were too many lulz in it, so Sambo changed it.

===Black History Mumf===
In 1976, a group of niggaz decided to set aside a mumf (a month, in Standard English) to demonstrate to the world that Africans and peoples of African descent had contributed to the advancement of history. Knowing that there actually were no such contributions and that nobody would be interested if there were, the niggas chose February, the shortest, coldest, and most miserable month of the year.

Every February, schools, libraries, and other governmental offices put up displays purporting to honor nigga contributions. The actual contributions of the race (to brutal sports, popular music with filthy lyrics, and criminality of all sorts) are taboo, of course. Well-meaning white folk show off a few niggas who assisted Caucasian do-gooders in freeing the Nigga from slavery (BIG fucking mistake, Whitey!), the guy who invented the traffic light, the handful of niggas who knew how to write books, and a few other made-up stories about nigga accomplishments.

For 28 days, school kids and others laugh at the pathetic nature of the race, and at the end of the mumf, everything is put away for another year.

===Niggers try to Ban their own name===
On July 9th, 2007, a group of niggers at the NAACP believed that if they symbolically buried the word nigger, people would stop using it. As soon as this was broadcast, everyone in the world cried out "NIGGER!", proving that even stupid shit like this will not ban a word. Sorry niggers, you'll never win. Niggers try to ban their own names because they crash into each other and output poop to pull off a poop orgy.

By July 10th, the infamous n-word had resurrected and attached itself to people like Jesse, Sharpton, Michael Vick, Halle Berry, and others. That muthafucka's gonna be tough to take out!

==Confronting a Nigger==
[[Image:Curbstomp.gif|thumb|left|How to deal with niglets.]]
When confronting a nigger in everyday society while unarmed, it is best that you contact your nearest [[Skinhead]] or [[pigs|law enforcement official]]. As a safety precaution, if you are armed, shoot them on sight and immediately proceed to [[pwn|curbstomp]] the fuck out of them. See Edward Norton for tips on how to best handle a nigger). If unarmed, your only hope is to scream "[[Ebonics|OH LAWDZ IS DAT SUM CHIKUN?!]]" and use the distraction to avoid raep. Interacting with a nigger is highly discouraged as it is more than likely you will be immediately raep'd, robbed, and/or transferred [[AIDS|HIV/AIDS]].
[[Image:Burnt Nigger.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Kill it with fire|An example of how to properly end your conversation with a nigger after confrontation.]]]]

===Surviving a nigger attack===
As you walk or travel through nigger territory, and if you can not see more than 50 to 100 feet in front of you, call out every few minutes until you enter a clear area. Some people call out, others sing, some wear nigger-bells. The point is to make a lot of noise. In most cases, the nigger will run away in a state of confusion.

If you see a nigger, talk to the nigger; study and utilize the standard {{wayback|http://christianparty.net/niggerapology.htm|20071230030222|title=Nigger Apology}}. If this is ineffective and he begins speaking in retarded, low-pitched ebonics, talk to him in soothing tones about things he is familiar with, such as muh dick, [[watermelonz]], rap music, and bling. Don't talk too soothingly, or he may think you are trying to be all gay on him. Niggers are known for being very sensitive about their supposed "manhood". Make sure he sees you. Hold your arms high above your head. This will make you look like a much bigger person to him. Continue to talk and slowly back away. If you run, he will chase you. Niggers can run and jump extremely fast.

If the nigger lunges at you, jump into the water (niggers are horrible swimmers). If you are in an area without water (such as the ghetto or the desert plains of Africa), run in a zigzag motion towards a police station or the white part of town. This will surely confuse him. Whatever you do, DON'T climb a tree. Niggers have had plenty of practice at this sort of thing, as their tree-climbing instincts were honed to a razor edge deep in the jungles of Africa.

Another popular defense against niggers is to carry nigger spray. This has soap and water in it, which niggers hate. If you spray the nigger, he may change his mind or break off an attack, although he may become infuriated and enter a furious black rage. Stay away from niggers. Many tourists think they look cute and like to get close enough to take a picture. Do not be stupid. Also, remember that a niggress with baby niggers is very protective and dangerous and may attack even though you think you are a safe distance away.

No matter how much it begs, never give a nigger your change. This will only attract even more niggers. Many AIDS outbreaks have spread into otherwise clean areas just from niggers being attracted to the sound of loose change. Do your part to keep the epidemic down. Do not try to touch or pet niggers. Their behavior is unpredictable. They might [[Rape|bite]] and poison you with their sharp [[Rape Rodent|teeth]]. Only younger specimens can be trained to serve [[Slavery|a good cause]]. [[Suicide|DO NOT APPROACH THE HERD OF MORE THAN 2 NIGGERS!]] They might confuse you with a bucket of chicken, and [[Om nom nom nom|feed on you]].

=='''{{archive|XWs7t|How to be a Nigger}}'''==
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*Develop a Strong Sick Sense of Entitlement ( YOU YOU and YOU)
*Avoid Personal Responsibility( a must)
*Play Dumb ^
*Make other people tolerate your bad behavior(if not just say: That's racist )
*Be clueless
*Develop an Inferiority Complex (look angry)
*Manipulate the system (always)
*Make excuses and blame everybody for your miserable life (always)
*Be totally in denial
*Lie about how big your dick is all the time, and about how many white women you fucked while their husbands were away at work. This way, you feel wanted by someone other than law enforcement.
*Bounce as much as you can, bobble your head up & down and back & forth, and hold your crotch when you walk. Don't forget to lick your lips as much as possible.
*Wear the largest clothes you can find. Wear your cap backwards or sideways. Wear a bandana underneath the cap if possible.
*Screw as many fat negro sows as you can, this way your illegitimate children help the mothers bleed the government dry, and you can lie to yourself about what a "playa you is".
*When you get pulled over and arrested for the trunkful of weed in your Sedan deVille, yell racism and racial profiling (even if the cop is black, he's an oreo). Make sure the Nation of Islam and the NAACP hear about your case. Don't forget the ACLU.
*It doesn't matter how shitty your car is, put the biggest diameter rims on you can find, and the most expensive stereo system. Ride around in white neighborhoods at night and play rap music as loud as you can. We love the rattling trunk, we really, really do.
*Talk as loud as you can whenever you can. Especially in libraries or theaters. Black women, this is a perfect time for you to chimp out on your "boo". Remember, white folks invented home video just because of you.
*When begging for money, act offended at white folks who only give you a dime or a "solid quattah" instead of a five dollar bill. This is a reasonable means to attack or mug them. When you get caught, state your reason as "dey wuz white." The media and the ACLU will come to your rescue, so don't sweat it.
*Always whine about how the white man is keeping you down, and how you are owed slave reparations. Even though you've never been a slave and could never survive it because you're lazy.
*Wear a lot of fake gold around your neck and fingers. Go to the dentist and get those rotten teeth replaced with gold implants. Go ahead, you know you're going to stiff the dentist. If he keeps harrassing you about the bill, call the NAACP.
*Say stupid things like "YEEAAAAAAHHHHHH, BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!" or "BEEEEYYYYOOOOOOTTCHHH!!!!!" Use ebonics so you don't have to sound intelligent like white folks.
*Call the founding fathers racist slave owners so that public schools with names like 'George Washington High' or 'Thomas Jefferson High' are changed. Don't stop whining until every public school in America is named the following: 'Malcolm X High', 'Rosa Parks Middle School', 'Rodney King Elementary' and so on.
*Spread sexually transmitted diseases (to white girls if possible) and obsessively use drugs.
*Use "muthafucka" a lot when speaking, end everything with "knowwhumsain?". In certain instances, you may end sentences with "...n' shit". Knowwhumsain?
*Negroes are [[rape|very sexual]] (not in a good way). Fuck anyone or anything.... men, women, children, dogs..... if it has at least one hole, anything goes. Anything to get your freak on.
*When your girlfriend turns you in for roasting her 2 year old son in the oven, tell the police the truth.... he broke your Playstation 2. Don't worry, it should work.... you're black, after all.
*Black women do not need babysitters. Tuck your eight children into bed, go out to the clubs and get drunk and "freaked" by five or six negroes. When you return home at 8:45AM, you'll find that someone ratted you out to Child Protective Services. Blame it on your skin and say, "dey tryin' to take my kids cuz I black, dawg!!"
*To the negro, raping a white woman is the same as if she asked him to fuck her. Go tell your friends what a "playa you is".
*Most negroes should die violently by age 30 if they wish to have a legacy. Black women will grow old and teach their niglets lies about white people so they can carry on their practice of whining and recieving handouts, and so they can justify black-on-white crime.
*Black mothers, you will undoubtedly lose a son or two (or all eight), as a result of being gunned down by a police officer during a struggle over the officer's gun. Chimp out in front of the cameras, lie about how your "baby" was a hardworking, loving, caring son.... even though his rap sheet was long enough to wallpaper the complete interior of your project dwelling, and no matter how many times he beat even your ass on certain occasions.
*When two negroes are ready to fight each other, they should circle each other for approximately half an hour and tell each other how they are going to hurt each other. "We gonna strap, dawg!" or "do sumfin', muhfugga!"
*Speaking of fights, never attack a white person in packs of less than five. Even women, since you'll need at least one nigger to hold each limb while one is raping her.
*Always struggle with the police during your arrest. This way you'll get your 15 minutes of fame on COPS or AMERICA's MOST WANTED.
*The more a woman weighs, the sexier she is, black or white. 300lbs+ is what you should be looking for.
*Use an excessive amount of cologne or perfume to hide your foul odor. Though the cologne stinks, it is an improvement over your funk.
*When failing an IQ test for a promotion or a job application, sue the employer. They will cave in because you're black, and from pressure from the NAACP.
*Yell "Gibbe summa dat" and walk around with your hand out, palm up
*Incidentally, when failing any military IQ test and you are put on the front lines in war, claim that the white men want to kill you because you're black.
*As witnessed in New Orleans, negroes...um...Niggers should ignore warnings to evacuate cities due to incoming natural disasters. When stranded, blame the president and white rescue teams for being racist and abandoning them, even though they were warned they could be on their own for an unknown period of time. Negroes should always wait for the government to do everything for them.
*Negresses should kill their children, then blame the govenment for failing them and all blacks by not giving them enough welfare funds to properly care for the children. Lie about a medical condition, if possible.
*For teenage negresses who are afraid of telling their mothers they are pregnant (some are actually too stupid to tell or in denial), have the child and then abandon it in a trash dumpster, or sell him for a bag of crack cocaine.
*Niggers should covet the thug lifestyle. Act, look, and talk like a thug. When the police begin profiling the thug nigger, it should cry racism and police brutality.
*When niggers are arrested for assaulting or murdering someone, they should always lie and say, "he call me a nigger".

As you can see, being a Nigger is hard work. How do those monkeys even manage?

==Famous Niggers==
[[Image:2uzxbw6.jpg|thumb|right|Silly little nigger ]]
Look, there are 35 million niggers in the United States alone. Every level of government has a shitload of programs to help advance them in society, as does every company that does business with any one of those governments, every college and university, every professional sports team, and just about every enterprise with over three employees (and not just limited to shoe shine stands). But nearly every one of the 35 million niggers is either in jail, doing something that will land them in jail, [[Vandalism|fucking up the place they live in]], wasting thousands of dollars that Whitey spends to educate them, suing their employer for 'scrimmination, applying for government benefits, sellin' drugz, or some other worthless/antisocial pursuit. The ones in college are mostly majoring in Black Studies, which mainly fills their nappy, limited-capacity heads with stories of 500 years of slavery at the hands of the white man. This qualifies them to sue the people that hire them, to lobby for reparations, and to work for the release of every nigga in every prison everywhere.

In spite of this thoroughgoing worthlessness, [[Black Jesus|a few niggers]] [[Lol wut|manage to rise]] above the slime at the bottom of the cesspool and become known in the world of humans. All of them are listed below. Less than a hundred famous niggers out of a population of 35 million, and that's stretchin' it. These few heroes done threw off their chains an' BECOME somebody!

==Culture and Lih-trih-chur==
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08:58:03 <Leonidas> weev: Black culture is a result of affirmative action, segregation and poverty.
08:58:07 <weev> no
08:58:10 <weev> black culture is a result of NIGGERS
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Don't kid yourself, [[retard]]. Niggers are too fucking stupid to come up with anything resembling culture, and the only thing they can write, ever, is the word [[goatse|"motherfucker"]], preferably on the side of your house. Niggers have shown us only one example of anything resembling culture: in [[Jew|LA]], there is a nigger club called the Crips. They're [[truth|fucking dumb]]. So are their [[faggot|butt buddies]], the [[Pain series|Bloods]]. Any and all black "culture" was wiped out by 200 years of slavery, leaving freed niggers to choose between acting white or drinking 40z in after rape/murder sessions.

==The 13/50 Myth==
Conservatives will often remind you that despite comprising only 13% of the United States population, blacks commit 50% of murders. This is false; they actually commit 60.4% of murders.

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==Things Niggers Hate==

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Other than the usual fried chicken, welfare checks, shiny rims and gold 'n bling, there are plenty of things that the general nigger hates. Such examples include:
*Thinking (too much work)
*A clean house
*Physical Labor
*Holding jobs
*[[Cops|DA POOLEESE!]]
*Tasks that involve any kind of physical movement (since niggers are lazy as fuck)
*Courtrooms
*Acting like civilized human beings
*Country music
*[[FOX News]]
*Wearing condoms
*Paying child support
*Stormfront.org
*Paying anything
*Schooling
*[[Cats]]
*Personal hygiene
*Working
*Not blaming whitey for everything wrong in their lives
*[[You]]
*Swimming

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==Visual Guide to Niggers==
 
{{cg|Ooo Lawdy, I gots me uh Galleree|NiggerGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Tremayne Durham.jpg|Niggers are KFC buckets' natural predator...
File:KFC bucket hat.png|After the feast, the nigger displays its victim's carcass as a symbol of a successful hunt.
File:Oh_lawds_is_i_in_heaven2.png|Niggas love [[Watermelonz]]
File:Watermelon_Wreck.jpg|This is considered a [[shock image]] by niggers.
File:Blacksrelax.jpg|Words of Wisdom. '''{{Wikilink|Black_people_and_Mormonism|(What the Mormons use to abide by)}}'''
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File:Nigger king kong white pussy.jpg
File:Kindernigger.jpg
File:Sftrican starvin marvin facebook.jpg|The starvin marvin situation...
File:Nigger onion.jpg| A Nigger Onion
File:Rapistsworstjob.jpg|This nigga should have picked a different day job.
File:Nigger646.gif
File:Nigger mouth.gif
File:Albino nigger.jpg|An albino nigger.
File:This little nigga noodles.jpg|Azn food is not for niggers
File:nigger-in-a-box.jpg|Warning: Nigger may steal your bike, eat your chicken and watermelons, and may also rape your white wife!
File:47.jpg|Twice the volts, twice the fun!
File:Niggerpiggbank.jpg|Ask your great-grandmother if she's had one of these; and if she still has it, take it and sell it on eBay!
File:You Sir Are A Swine.jpg|As we can see from this painting, niggers have been around for [[at least 100]] years.
File:Niggaspeare.png|This portrait shows what niggers looked like in the Elizabethan era.
File:Giant_Black_Ass.jpg|[[DAT ASS]]
File:Nigger Ass.jpg
File:Nigger Dance.gif|Niggas got moves
File:Typicalnigger.jpg|An average Negro reaction to a Popeye's sale
File:Dos Niggers.jpeg|The only thing you and the most interesting man in the world have in common.
File:the-matrix.jpg|Good question.
File:You just activated my trap card.jpg|[[Niggers]] can whup yo' ass at [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]
File:Sniggersbar.jpg|A candy bar made for Negros
File:Popeyeswtf.gif|OH SHIIIIIIAAAAT!!!!!
File:KingKongedo38.jpg|A nigger captures a white woman, about to participate in glorious buttsecks. Citing the need to "control the negro", and "the frequent occurrence of the crime of rape by negro men upon white women."
File:Female popeyed.jpg|GO TO BED
File:Angry Nigger.jpg|Subject without KFC for 27 minutes
File:Mah Nigga.png|When a nigger makes this face, it is a sign that it looks upon you favorably
File:Niger.jpg|Ferreado.
File:MLK slaves.jpg
File:Boss Nigger Poster.jpg
File:BlackMan.png|Omnomnom
File:Spot_the_nigger.jpg|Who's the odd one out?
File:Nigganerd.jpg|It's okay to say nigga now right?
File:Nigga-kip.png|Yo, I herds you lieks [[mudkipz]]
File:WartyMelon Flava.gif|[[Disney]] know how to market to niggers.
File:Niggaproof basket.jpg|IS DAT SUM RACIAL OPPRESSION?
File:Beernigga.jpg|"OHH LAWDY; I dunt care 'bout no Hurracayne Kuhtreena, at least I gotz me sum free beer to drank!"
File:Back Of The Bus, Nigga.gif|As this educational toy for [[children]] shows, niggers belong at the back of the bus.
File:Bossnigger.jpg|A touching period piece showing the inner soul of an African American.
File:FatHoFrenz.png|Use this [[colorbar]] in your LJ for the [[irony]].
File:Bape.jpg|Niggas tend to walk around with guns & 35 lb. weights. WTF
File:Klan approved.png|This article is KKK Approved.
File:I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night.jpg|I am the terror that flaps in the night...
File:Bigasssandwich.jpg|Surprised it ain't fried chicken! Since when do niggaz eat hamburgers, anyway?
File:Niceass.jpg|A nigga's wet dream.
File:Regular day.gif|Just a regular day in da hood.
File:Never tell a nigger what he can't do.png|Never tell a nigger what he can't do.
File:Nigga get.jpg|You gotta get yourself one.
File:stolen-bikes.jpg|Black people have to steal at least 1 bike a day to stay alive.
File:Nigger You Gay.jpg| All niggers are fags considering they will screw anything.
File:NotMyBabyBitch.gif|Niggas are well known for their prowess on the dance floor.
File:OreoBarbie.jpg|Mattel is racist now OMFGZ!!!
File:Caps conversation.jpg|<s>Blinded me</s> Stole my [[bike]] with [[science]]!
File:Chickenfight.jpg|Truly a brave man.
File:Nigras.jpg|WTF
File:Abstractmoti.jpg
File:Gottahavecereal.gif|Cereal is probably soaked with chicken broth.
File:OH LAWD.jpg|Better than sex.
File:Afreakan.jpg|iFrican. Prolly stole it from [[Mitch Henderson]].
File:Black_History_Month_sale_on_cotton_balls.jpg‎|Walgreens shows off its cultural sensitivity during Black History Month.
File:Quite_serious_indeed.jpg|A typical black person, as he has no idea how to use his computer.
File:Singaporespecialjh1.jpg|A [[Nazi|properly configured]] nigger.
File:Nigger_-_Cereal.jpg|Finally, a cereal aimed at the urban demographic.
File:Nigger thread.jpg|This is a common occurrence on the internet.
File:Nigra.jpg|A nigga at a museum, showing that [[South Park]] can also be racist.
File:Kramer niggers.jpg|[[Kramer]]... not a fan of niggers...
File:Spartankicksnigga.gif|…neither is [[300|King Leonidas!]]
File:Coplove.jpg|[[Lie|Cops and Negroes always did get along well.]]
File:Watermelonsoda.jpg|Oh lawd...
File:Negro community.jpg
File:Nigga Wallpaper.png|If you're black, you must have this as your wallpaper. It's the law.
File:Black Monopoly.png|Discriminatory boardgames.
File:Nigga at game store.jpg|Even in [[Video games|gaming]] [[webcomic]]s.
File:Niggerbrown.jpg|Nigger is a nice sofa color.
File:Atleastimnotanigger.jpg
File:Fun nigger shit.jpg
File:Niggers use drugs while pregnant.jpg
File:Wheredawhitewomenat.jpg|Niggers love all women of other races, whether they are [[fat]] or [[Pro-ana|not]].
File:Niggerfoodstamps.jpg|A Nigger when not leaching off your tax dollars.
File:Confusednigger.gif|One confused Nigger.
File:Plankingnigs.jpg|A natural nigger gathering.
File:Damndirtyapes.jpg|POTA remake with rappers.
File:youngbucks.jpg|Booty niggers start early.
File:1315499363964.jpg| He just wants to bang on ''your'' drum all day.
File:ConfusedNigger.jpg|Fact: All niggers secretly wish they were white.
File:Fighting Monkeys.jpg
File:Niggers Wtf.gif|RAAAAWWWWRRR!!! AAAWWWWAAARRRR!!!
File:niggerfish.jpg|They even have a species of fish named after them.
File:blackmonopoly.jpg|They have their own special edition of Monopoly!
File:Fight_For_Your_Life.jpg|Every Nigger's fantasy... Stickin' it to THE MAN!!1
File:Clymer poster.jpg|1866 [[Democrat]] election poster accurately showing the niggers sloth.
File:Lawltrain.jpg|Typical nigger she-boon being loud as fuck.
File:Chippenfails.jpg|Niggers and [[Fags]] are mortal enemies
File:Kfcoutofbusiness.gif|OH LAWDS, NO!
File:Blacksad.gif|Sorry if we offended you, niglet!
File:CoonChickenInn.jpg|An accurate media representation of niggers.
File:Nigger magnet.jpg|thumb|Magnets proven 100% effective at luring hordes of niggers
File:Warner.jpg|thumb|right|Niggers are criminals by nature.
File:Negroid.jpg|thumb|right|The purest specimen ever captured.
File:The_Niggest.jpg|180px|thumb|right|A Challenger Approaches.
File:Black Lips.jpg|thumb|right|A National Geographic photo of a baboon taking a selfie.
File:Black_Fried_Chicken.jpg|thumb|right|Every nigger's kryptonite.
File:Niggerchickenwifeabuse.jpg|thumb|Common street niggers.
File:Agdadgadgadggad.PNG|thumb|right|You'd best know [[Dead Niggers|the difference]]
File:XzibitBuiltaNig.jpg|thumb|left|Niggers build the worst niggers
File:Crazycerealnigger.gif|thumb|left|A Nigger consuming his breakfast
File:1241249649172.jpg|thumb|left|Look at dem monkey, bra
File:CovetedChikkin.png|thumb|left|Two young negros revering their sacred fowl in a ritualistic display of drool and total faggotry.
File:Blackguywhitegirl.jpeg|thumb|right|After obtaining a pure white virgin drunk, the wild negro moves in for the kill.
File:Some bath.jpg
File:CCniggerx.png
File:Niggers math.png|A mathematical expression of niggers.
File:Pastry Nigger.jpg
File:Nig powers.gif
File:Romantic negro.gif
File:Alone in the Dark.jpg
File:That's a penis.gif
File:Nothing says gangsta like three scoops of ice cream.png
File:Negro rapeface.gif
File:My Trip to Chuck E Cheese's.jpg
File:Nigga thumb dance.gif
File:Niggerfag.jpg
File:Bread nigger.gif
File:No nigger.gif
File:Gorrilla and nigger.gif
File:Beach negro.gif
File:Scurry shit.gif
File:Cookie nigger.jpg
File:Exercise nigger.gif
File:Stare nigger.gif
File:French ass name.gif
File:Nigger bottle.jpg
File:Crossdressing nigger.gif
File:KFC thought.gif
File:Flexi-nigger.gif
File:Krispy Kreme nigger.gif
File:Nigger King.jpg
File:Pinata negro.gif
File:Nenecrazyface.gif
File:Nigger limbo.gif
File:Nigger wedding.jpg
File:Nigger dance.gif|Nigger mating ritual.
File:Birthday present.gif
File:Niggerer.jpg
File:Niggawaa.jpg
File:The-dream-lives-on.jpg|The dream lives on...
File:Black_People_-_Niger_Fried_Chicken.jpg
File:N_GGERS.jpg
File:Yumyumyum.gif | This is how niggers eat.
File:Niggers can't spell.jpg
File:Little nigger.jpg
File:Snake nigger.jpg
File:Black People - Chicken Wing Dispute.png
File:Average black.jpg|Rare "''negro insectus''" sub-species.
File:SLAVERY REINSTATED-Catch yourself a strong one.jpg|[[Slavery|We can only dream]].
File:Niggas_In_the_Wild!!.jpg|[[Black Jesus|January 20, 2009]]
File:TheDifferencebetweenaNiggerandaGangster.jpg |There is a crucial difference between niggers and gangsters
File:Nigger nipples.jpg
File:True Nigger.png|What a true nigger looks like. Not horse manure brown.
File:Niger_Please.gif
File:Planetwatermelon.jpg
File:Black_guy_in_KFC_trash_can.png
File:Niggajump.jpg
File:Nigger_tomb.jpg
File:Nigger_pm.gif
File:Niggers killed family.jpg|Niggers in distress will always call upon the [[welfare|assistance]] of the white man.
File:Black person selfie.jpg
File:Alabama Hates Niggers.jpg| Alabama hates Niggers.
File:Black Babies.gif
File:Nigguhman.png
File:Jenkem-stew.gif
File:Nigger Boy.JPG|I often wonder how it feels To be a nigger boy; If only I were black as ink, Life would be full of joy.
File:Nigger-sale.jpg|Bill of sale advertising products from the Darkie Continent
File:Darkey watermelon.jpg
File:Nigger-boy.jpg|Of all the sweets so full of joy the best of all is Nigger Boy
File:BD1.jpg|Black men lie about their real dick size
File:Jack the time traveller.jpg|Aren't mixed race children beautiful? (Jack the time traveler comic)
File:Blackmansuckthedickofawhiteman.gif
File:Thefreetimeactivityofablackman.jpg
File:Blackmanaremasculine.jpg
File:Blackmenarecuckolds.jpg
File:Blacktranny.jpg
File:PS2 LOL.gif
File:Zoobooks niggers.jpg
File:Blackmenaregay.jpg
File:BlackandAsianGay.jpg
File:Urophileniggers.gif
File:Bigbubblenigra.jpg
File:Nigger applez.jpg|Wuld sho' liek an applez on stik wid yabowlah!?
File:Skankz be fightin.gif
File:Negros have bigger.jpeg
File:Terry1.jpg|Isn't dat gangsta!?
File:Black motivator.jpg
File:FuckFirstDateBlack.jpg
File:So Black.jpg
File:BlackDickRape.jpg
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==Quotes==
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|These [[Negroes|Black Ones]] are the natives of countries in the South. As their countries are [[science|close to the sun]], they are sun-scorched and become black. [[Fact|By nature they are stupid]].| Japanese scholar, 18th century

|Promiscuous [[bestiality|coalition of Men and Animals]] took place, wherefore the regions of Africa produce for us so many monsters.| French savant Jean Bodin makes a terrible discovery

|Coon, coon, black baboon

Brutal, worthless, thieving goon

Often [[Weed|high]], thrives in jail

His [[welfare]] check is in the mail

Some 40 offsprings has been had

But none will ever call him "Dad"

And yet he hollers day to night

"I blames da cracka for muh pligyt

I'z him spreads trash all 'round muh shack

I'z him what makes me smoke dis crack

He push my kind to burn and loot

An sends de po-lice dat we shoot

But inch by inch we takin' hold,

Like when da white bread starts to mold

We'll overrun yo' homes and soon

Dey'll only be fit for de black baboon!"|Author A. Wyatt Man, date unknown

|[[Some argue|It is said]] that when the black slave is sated, he [[rape|fornicates]]; when he is hungry, he [[theft|steals]].| Arab historian Al-Abshibi should chastise his slaves

|When Negroes are accustomed to an [[white devils|overseer]], and you dispense with the services of one, they must be exposed to a great deal of [[Nigga stole my bike|temptation]], far more than they can resist. [[Time Cube|Education]] has not taught them the difference between right and wrong; at any rate, their ideas on the subject must be confused.| Words to the wise master, [[Nigger Manual|Farmer's Register]], 1837

|As for the [[Niggers|Zanj]], they are people of black color, flat noses, kinky hair, and [[no|little]] understanding or intelligence.| Arab geographer Al-Muqaddasi, 10th century

|The Negroes... lead a beastly kind of life, being utterly destitute of all reason, of dexteritie of wit, and of all [[Menstrual painting|arts]]. Yea, they so behave themselves, as if they had continually lived [[Detroit|in a Forrest among wilde beasts]]. They have great swarms of [[Sheneequa|Harlots]] among them; whereupon a man may easily conjecture their [[Antoine Dodson|manner of living]].| Leo [[irony|Africanus]], 15th century

|All fucking niggers must fucking hang!| Animal Mother speaks for the [[White devils|white people]]

|Not as black as one is painted| An idiom meaning "not as bad as one is said to be"

|They are as shocking and horrible as devils with their [[Transformers|iron faces and silver teeth]].| [[China|Manchu]] official meeting a [[Nigra]]

|[[Lulzy|Lawzy]], we gots to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!| Why you lying black slut!

|[[Africa]] is directly under the equator and the heat there is extreme. Therefore, the natives are black coloured. They are [[Travis the Killer Chimp|uncivilized and vicious]] in nature.| Japanese geography textbook

|[[Negroes|Their]] hair is burned by the sun and becomes frizzled but they are humans and not monkeys as [[some argue|some mistakenly think]].| A Japanese scholar's honest mistake

|Deeply stained with dirt; soiled dirty, foul... having dark or deadly purposes, malignant; pertaining to or involving death, deadly; baneful, disastrous, sinister... full of anger or hatred... tragic, harrowing, disastrous... evil, iniquitous, atrocious, wicked| The most common definitions of "black", Oxford English Dictionary

|Like the crow among mankind are the [[Blacks|Zanj]] for they are the worst of men and the [[truth|most vicious of creatures]] in character and temperament.| Arab polymath Al-Jahiz, 9th century

|I went down to de riber, I didn't mean to stay,

But dere I see so many galls, I [[rape|couldn't get away]].

[[Mosh Girl|Weel about and turn about and do jis so]],

Eb'ry time I weel about and jump Jim Crow.| The black man's anthem

|A negro will always be a [[nigger|negro]], carry him to [[Maryland|Greenland]], give him [[what|chalk]], [[watermelonz|feed]] and [[police brutality|manage]] him never so many ways.| A common complaint even in the 17th century

|We know that the [[Blacks|Zanj]] are the [[retard|least intelligent]] and the [[idiot|least discerning]] of mankind, and the least capable of understanding the consequences of their actions.| More [[constructive criticism]] by Al-Jahiz

|Some believe that Negroes are, like ourselves, the sons of [[Adam Savage|Adam]] and must, therefore, have like passions and wants and feelings and tempers in all respects. This we deny.| Edgar Allan Poe keeps the black man down

|Black men have no knowledge of God... they are very [[fat|greedy eaters]], and no less [[drug|drinkers]], and very [[pigs|swinish]], and much addicted to [[Tay Zonday|uncleanliness]].| An early English traveler visits Africa, or possibly Peckham

|The only people who deserve [[slavery]] are the Negroes, [[asking for it|owing to]] their [[Soulja Boy|low degree of humanity]] and their proximity to the animal stage. The Negroes are also the most stinking of [[animals|mankind]] in the armpits and sweat.| A very temperate and reasonable explanation by Ibn Khaldoum, 14th century

|The Blacks are [[truth|universally dim]] of intelligence... the moral characteristics found in their mentality are close to the instinctive characteristics found naturally in [[animals]].| An Arab scholar calls 'em as he sees 'em, 13th century

|The blackness of Negroes proceedeth of some [[GRIDS|natural infection]] of the first inhabitants of that country, and so all the whole progeny of them descended, are still polluted with the same blot of infection.| [George Best applies science to the problem, 1578

|I have observed the [[cock|capabilities]] of the Negro... It cannot be denied that the Africans are connoisseurs in cruelty, that [[OJ Simpson|murder]] is one of their [[deviantART|fine arts]].| A British gentleman admires the [[cock|Blacks]], 1873

|I don't smell like "Africa" or wet dog.| A black girl is mistaken on Yahoo! Answers
|u snitchy piece of shit talkin all shit behind my back bitch??? fuuuck mathafucka u dumb mathafucka u fukin fagget. ye thats what faggets do crackar. classic lil whity balless bitch. im not callin everyone a whity fag u liar small stick im only callin whity faggets that. i bet 5 bucks ur a fuckin queer. N yea ur fuckin racist callin me a nigga mathafucka. fuckin whity bitch come say that to my face n ill fuckin kill u 3 times fagget. 1 for me n 2 for my homies. now talk shit behind ma back again.| A black gentleman in the midst of a debate}}</center>

==Frequently Asked Questions About Black Folks==
Humans are genuinely curious about their close relatives the Niggas (but not that close, Nigga—keep your fucking distance!). Nigga and related terms consistently rank among the most frequently searched topics on Google, Ax.com and other search engines. Many universities have entire departments devoted to the study of Niggers and their ways, typically staffed with Niggas and a few white keepers/overseers.

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==Trolling niggers==
[[File:Nigger behave.gif|180px|thumb|right|Refuse a black man his fried chikins at your own risk]]
Because of their [[mental retardation|inferior intellectual abilities]], niggers are incredibly easy to troll. In fact, they even get mad when you are ''not'' trolling them.
*Inform them that not Whites or Arabs enslaved Blacks, but sub-Saharan Africans enslaved other sub-Saharan Africans and then sold them to Europeans and or Arabs.
*Tell them that former Slaves from the USA who were deported to Liberia enslaved the indigenous black Bush people.
*Inform them that the Ancient Egyptians and Sumerians were Middle Easterners and not Blacks
*Denied their slavery years (never happen)
*Act "gangsta" around them. Use their slang, wear their clothes and address them with "brother".
*Say something, ''anything'', against a black rights activist or a famous black person (niggers don't know the difference between the two things, anyway).
*Remind them that they are all welfare queens.
*Remind them that they all used to be slaves.
*Ask them whether their master allowed them to talk to a white person.
*Kindly remind them that you're not cotton.
*Ask why you're not allowed to say "nigga". Repeatedly.
*Offer them fried chicken.
*Call the police. The nigger '''will''' act like he just [[rape|raped]] a white, latin or asian girl, whether he did it recently or not.
*Hand the nigger a piece of soap. Tell him he looks like he needs it.
*Ask a nigger how to rap.
*Ask if it plays basketball.
*Talk like an intelligent person. Niggers hate intelligent persons, for obvious reasons.
*"Trayvon Martin deserved it."
*Inform them that "George Zimmerman" is of multiracial heritage and not white.
*[https://tour5m.ghettogaggers.com/index.php Show them this] and '''{{archive|Rpehe|that}}'''
*Wear jet black glasses and walk with a cane through any up and coming black neighborhood at night while shouting: "MASSA?! Where is you?!" Bonus points if you can pull off acting deaf and wear a hoodie simultaneously.
*Inform them that Uganda has a higher standard of living and knows NOT to eat da poo poo.
*Run after them with a noose and a burning lighter. Niggers are like cavemen, they are deathly afraid of fires that they didn't cause.
*Ask them if they know the difference between Dr. Seuss and Dr. Dre.
*Walk up with a calculator and ask if they have a problem. Even if they (inevitably) don't get this one, it results in a guaranteed chimpout.
*Ask them if they knew that James Earl Ray was actually Ray Charles.
*Tell them the following phrase: "In all sincerity, you blacks stole from Vanilla Ice. That man invented rap while you were banging spoons on Home Depot buckets for pocket change.... nigger."
*Ask them if the Crips are physically, or just mentally handicapped.
*Ask them if they ever saw the movie Jaws, and if it scared them. If they say "No, it didn't", inform them that since they are black, water scares them more than sharks.
*Tell them not all [[cops|Police officer]]s are racist gestapo hired just to kill them
*"[[George Floyd]] Deserved it"

Always remember, every nigger has a gun! A bullet proof vest is mandatory when trolling them. Alternatively, just hold a melon hostage. And call the cops! Cops love nothing more than to catch a nigger with his pants down.

==See Also==
{{nigdelude}}
*[[Aboriginal]]
*[[Africa]]
*[[Ebola virus]]
*[[Al Sharpton]]
*[[Angry]]
*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]]
*[[Thieves]]
*[[Poor people]]
*[[Barack Hussein Obama]]
*[[Killer]]
*[[Black People Love Us!]]
*[[Black Lives Splatter]]
*[[BLACKbusterCritic]]
*[[Bomani Armah]]
*[[Chocolate rain]]
*[[Dangerman]]
*[[Digital Blackface]]
*[[Chikins|Fried Chicken]]
*[[Herman Cain]]
*[[Jay Bundy]]
*[[Jena Six]]
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Kwanzaa]] - Nigger [[Christmas]].
*[[Lovely Peaches]] - Fat [[Instagram]] negress who abuses animals and children
*'''{{archive|nzNwP|Nigger Forum}}'''- Heavily active forum exclusively for niggers and nigger-lovers; troll for the lulz (especially that uppity '''Doby''' nigger)
*[[Mark Essex]] - Honky Pig Killer
*[[Mediatakeout]] - A blog made for niggers.
*[[Nigga Know Technology]] -- niggas also know how to write boring blogs.
*[[Nigger Manual]] -- A comprehensive guide to taming your very own nigger.
*[[NO NIGGERS]]
*[[P.A. Palace]]
*[[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]--A meme brilliantly illustrating what black people do after gobbling up some delicious chikinz and watermelonz.
*[[Slavery]]
*[[The Great Black Dick Hoax]]- Niggers are programmed to spread this hoax.
*[[There are no niggers on the Internet]]
*[[TightRope]]
*[[Vintage Black Americana]]
*[[Travis the Killer Chimp]]
*[[White Extinction]]
*[[Wrong Location Nigger]]
*[[Black Supremacy]]
*[[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]]
*[[OpFerguson]]
*[[Trayvon Martin]]
*[[2204355]]
*[[George Floyd]]

===Types of Nigger===

*[[Happy Negro]]
*[[Sheeeit Nigger]]
*[[ULTRANIGGER]]
*[[Black chicks]]
*[[The Batman Rapist]]
*[[Nigger pig]]
*[[Nigglypuff]]
*[[Black Diligent]]

Subscript text===Nigger Palette-Swaps===
*[[Ice niggers]] (''White people'' esp. Canadians and Northern Europeans)
*[[Potato niggers]] (''Irish'')
*[[Porridge niggers]] (''Scots'')
*[[Brits|Tea niggers]] (''Brits'')
*[[Wales|Sheep niggers]] (''Welshies'')
*[[Indonesia|Mangrove niggers]](''Indonesians'')
*[[Germany|Nazi niggers]] (''GERM-ans'')
*[[Jews|Gold niggers]] (''Jews'')
*[[Russia|Tundra niggers]] (''Rush-ans'')
*[[Wop|Spaghetti niggers]] (''Eye-talians'')
*[[Romania|Tuica niggers]] (''Romani people'')
*[[Sand niggers]] (esp. ''Arabs'', but also ''Middle Easterners'' (Turks, Kurds Iranians), Central Asians (Turkmens, Uzbeks,Tadjiks) and ''North Africans'' (Berbers,Tuareg))
*[[Prairie niggers|Casino niggers]] (''Injuns'')
*[[Curry niggers]] (''Indians'')
*[[Rice niggers]] (''Chinks'')
*[[Japanese|Anime niggers]](''Japs'')
*[[Sea niggers]] (''Aboriginals'')
*[[Mexicans|Nee-groes]] (''Latinos'' esp. [[Puerto Rico|Ricans]])
*[[Philippines|Asian niggers]] (''Fake Southeastern Asians'')
*[[New Zealand|Kiwi niggers]] (''Kiwis'')

==External links==
*'''{{archive|zlNIO|How to be a nigger}}'''
*'''{{archive|BVAFI|Omar's African Adventure}}''' - A Niggerian [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scammer]] gets 0wned
*'''{{archive|yBRMt|Chimpmania}}''' - Chronicling the Over-Glorified Apes in the Wild
*'''{{archive|qW764|Scientist claims black people are less intelligent than white people}}'''[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/6327171/Scientists-claim-black-people-less-intelligent-than-whites-in-Channel-4-show.html] - You don't really need a scientist to prove this. [[drugs|The]] [[africa|evidence]] [[gang|is]] [[Rap|all]] [[Chikins|around]] [[haiti|you]].
*'''{{archive|yi8H7|Niglet breeding school}}'''
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2025-05-05T12:40:44Z

Gaelstrym: /* Types of Niggers */

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'''Niggers''' ''(scientific name: '''Simius africanus''', the Black Monkey; politically correct: '''Americanus Basketballensis''')'' are a species of apes devolved from interbreeding gorillas and orangutans (not bonobos/chimpanzees, higher life forms), and proof of the "Missing Link" theory in Evolutionary Biology as the more retarded simian cousins to the Neanderthal ancestors of our higher species ''[[White|Homo Sapiens]]''. Due to a lack of evolutionary pressure and incentives from their native environment, the Niggers were [[Mental retardation|unable to develop the IQ]] required for civilization due to mental retardation. Premature exposure to human civilization in fact overloads their cerebral cortexes, resulting in instinctive violence. This is known as a [[chimp out]] or a "Nigger Moment". This is why, when subjected to the stress of a human-dominated environment, a Great Ape specimen degenerates into the highly dangerous form known as the Nigger (example: what happened to [[Harambe]]). Niggers are [[poor]], retarded, so ugly that even animal lovers don't want to fuck them, and worse, they smell like a mixture of wild animal fur and a decayed old mop full of shit even after taking a shower. Having spent the last million years in the African jungle throwing spears at each other and swinging on vines, niggers are predisposed to crime and antisocial behavior due to their biology and (de)evolution.

Environments where a Human can observe how wild Niggers interact with Nature include: [[Africa]], [[KFC]], the [[Ghetto|Projects]] your local [[Prison|Zoo]], and getting [[Irony|executed for being a violent non-white monkey]]. Today, wild Niggers astray in Human environments are known to capture [[White|Human]] females and drag them back to their hives for breeding and/or lunch, though it is possible for a Human to condition the Nigger to temporarily conform to Human values via [[Slavery|specialized social rehabilitation techniques]]. For a [[Lulz|heart-warming end]] to your visit at the zoo, go to the primate enclosure and you may see some niggers spending some quality time with their relatives via their instinctive mating ritual of smearing each other with their pheromone-filled [[Shit|excrement]]. For this reason, [[Cops|zookeepers and professional veterinarians]] commonly mistake wild niggers for escaped chimpanzees and throw them into the chimp enclosure, where they quickly fit right in and [[Chimpout|fully revert to their monkey appearance]].

The diet of a nigger consists primarily of [[shit]] self-loathing and being a professional victim, fried chicken, watermelons, [[Kool-Aid]], [[Purple Drank]], malt liquor and cocaine with an extra topping of shit, all proven by science to have zero content of DHA necessary for human brain development. If the nigger is hungry, they will almost certainly resort to [[cannibalism]] and eat the closest monkey or niglet nearby. [[Ebola-chan]] was God's punishment for niggers eating each other alive and killing each other 100% of the time due to AIDS spreading from their rape. Niggers, like their tree-dwelling monkey forefathers, will almost always resort to their simian instincts, raping white women and throwing their own shit at other niggers due to their mental disability to comprehend abstract human values such as ethics, math, respect, and the Rule of Law. Because of the prevalence of violence in nigger territory, 9 out of 10 wild niggers are at risk of being captured by [[Cops|Animal Control]] and subjected to [[Lynching|Euthanasia]] before the age of three. Niggers also almost constantly make [[Rap|noise]] about raping Humans and stealing [[welfare]] checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to "pimp out" their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers stealing hubcaps from moving cars.

The [[Negress|Nigger women]] are the most dangerous species. They're also stupid, poor, ugly, and stinky, but most importantly, they're [[fat]] obnoxious assholes. Nigger women, also known as negresses, [[Nigra|nigras]], sheboons, or sows, are land-whales who will constantly talk, yell, and babble to each other in public at ridiculous volumes. When challenged, nigger women show their stupidity as well, by taking off their earrings, shoes, and bling before fighting, as their brains are not big enough to know this has no fucking effect whatsoever. If you confront a negress in public, beware, for she will surely call her sistahs to [[Buttsex|"handle yo ass."]] They are thought to be the ugliest form of multicellular life in the entire animal kingdom, which is why male niggers will [[Rape|mate with]] other species, most notably their fellow yet more highly evolved apes, the Chimpanzees (from which [[AIDS]] is derived). Until the superiorly built [[White|Human Race]] arrived, both prostitution and AIDS were the result of niggers raping chimp hoes. Also, nigras, unlike human females who possess vaginas, have only one posterior opening: the asshole, used for both shitting and expelling niglets. This is why freshly born niglets are infused with the color and stench of severe diarrhea.

Another distinguishing feature of them is how they process and translate the [[English]] language into a complete abomination in order to make it more understandable for their diminished cortexes: [[Ebonics]]. For an example of Ebonics, try provoking the aforementioned Negroid sheboon into aggression.

All niggers, especially wild niggers, are dangerous in groups, regardless of gender, and travel in packs. This is because they wish to buy a large bucket of KFC chicken and some white hoes to share amongst their tribe. No respectable [[White devil|white people]] should ever come into contact with a gang of niggers. If you are a white person who has had contact with a nigger-[[No one|wait, who are we kidding?]] [[Dumbass|Niggers don't know how to read anyway.]] If you come into contact with a nigger, it is advisable to immediately shower for at least four hours, lest the black taint [[Furry|assimilate you and transform you into one ofi them.]] Luckily, the nigger taint, not unlike those it infects, cannot stand the touch of hot water or soap. This is the reason niggers stink.

==The term and its meanings==

[[Image:Happy-family.jpg|thumb|High pedigree monkeys.]]

"Nigger" was, in fact, NOT an offensive term, for it was a derivative of the Latin word '''nigrum/nigra''', which simply meant "black". When the Spanish conquered the world after the Renaissance, it changed to ''negro'', which in Spanish simply meant "black", with no offensive intent whatsoever. Thus, "negro" (aka "nigger") was originally a positive, friendly term [[at least 100]] years ago (read [[Mark Twain]] books and [[E.S. Nigger Brown Stand]]).

Then it changed to have an archaic definition as a pejorative. This old usage was mostly localized to [[North America]] and meant, in general, people with dark skin. First, [[Civil War|Abe Lincoln]] let the apes loose. [[Some Argue|This was widely regarded as a bad move]] and has enraged [[White|many people]]. However, the apes weren't grateful: they were [[butthurt]] about losing their rightful place in the world. Due to said butthurt, they decided that all the old terms for their kind were suddenly offensive. Taking a cue from this, other races began to use "Nigger" as an insult. This archaic usage is still used by American blacks who haven't gotten over their [[victim complex]] and by American whites (often college professors) with the baggage of [[liberal guilt]].

Due to the linguistic requirements of [[ebonics]] and all niggers being dumped off at Lake Forest Middle, it is now considered a friendly term among blacks and a verbal request to be murdered if said by anyone else. The more specific terms "thug" or "gangsta" refer to a negroid who feels the need to act like a hard-ass all the time for no apparent reason. Such "street niggers" are the bane of all civilized people.

But let's [[Serious business|cut the bullshit and get down to the facts here]], people. "Nigger" can now refer to [[True|anyone of any skin color]], but let's be honest... it's more commonly used to refer to a piece of shit black "person" who spends all of his time standing on the street corner drinking malt liquor, smoking crack, and plotting how to kill you and take your stuff.

===Alternative terms===
Many niggers are offended by some of the terms referring to their race (but not if they are used by a nigger). If you choose from this list, you might find one that the niggers you're talking about don't mind hearing: '''African-American, afro-American, abomination, ape, Aunt Jemima, black, blackfella, bluegum, boy, buckwheat, chimpanzee, Chimp, colored person, coon, cotton picker, gator bait, jigaboo, jive talker, jungle bunny, mammy, monkey, moolie, Moor, mud person, murder monkey, muthafuckah, my man, nappy head, negro, negroid, nigga, nig, niggah, nigger, nig-nog, nigra, nigaboo, person of color, pickaninny, porch monkey, groid, Sambo, schwartze, schvoogie, sharecropper, shine, shooter, shitskin, slave, spade, spearchucker, spook, tar baby, token, Tyrone, Uncle Tom, welfare monkey, coons, cotton-pickers, dawgs, jungle monkeys, colored people, chimps, pavement apes, chocolate people, homies, porch monkeys, groids, spooks, darkies, shit-skins, spades, jigaboos, gorillas, blackies, nigras, welfare sloths, kaffirs, mooncrickets and Antique farming equipment.''' Look {{wayback|http://www.usgennet.org/family/smoot/terms.html|20071230030222|title=HERE}} There are many archaic terms for various shadings of the breed.

'''Remember kids:''' a half-nigger is called an OREO COOKIE. Ya know, like [[Black Jesus|Obama]].

==Outside America==

The term "nigger" is seldom heard in the wasteland that exists outside the [[Lol|shining]] shores of Jewmerica, because while Jewmerica is the only nation to ever elect a nigger leader without vote-rigging, the unwashed foreign hordes enjoy feeling superior to Americucks while simultaneously oppressing their own niggers. Paradoxically, the unwashed foreign hordes use words like '''boy''' casually, sending stuck up, ''' usually white''', Amerimutt nigger apologists into spasms of indignation. However, the close relative of the Nigger, the [[Sand Nigger]], has made a comeback in [[Britain]]. The [[Apartheid|superior white South Africans]] also call them "kaffir", which is derived from the [[Sand Nigger]] word kafir meaning [[Homosexuals|infidel]].

==History==
[[Image:Human-evolution-from-ape-to-black-to-white.jpg|thumb|right|[[Liberals| Liberal race-denialists]] fail to acknowledge the Nigger's correct place in the evolutionary process.]]
Our very drunk [[God]] invented [[Animal|Niggers]] after losing badly at a poker night with [[Buddha]], [[Satan]], and whatever deviant gods the towel-headed [[Arabs]] claim to worship in between camel [[buttsecks|buggering]]. The first niggers were created from turds taken from dingy, smelly peat bogs located around Dundee, [[Scotland]], to be used as slaves to make white people's lives easier and find a market for the [[watermelon]], a vegetable posing as a fruit that normal white people would never eat.

It is also believed that a big piece of shit, shoved up an orangutan's pussy before being fucked by a skunk, evolved into the [[Animal|nigger]] and subsequently the brown color of the species because of the genetic structure of the piece of shit combined with the skunk cum in the orangutan pussy. Soon, the [[Animal|niggers]] discovered ancient texts that taught them to use the dark side of the force. It corrupted them, giving them unspeakable power as well as their characteristic dark color and smell. For [[over 9000 years]], the white man recognized this threat and waged war on the [[animal|niggers]]. Utilizing its superior numbers, the [[white people|white man]] defeated nigger-kind and stripped it of its power. After three hundred years of deserved servitude, most niggers were freed by a coalition/conspiracy [[butthurt]] liberals ([[Abraham Lincoln]]) and accidentally [[Oxymoron|freed niggers]] (Martin Luther King) who took advantage of the Confederate States of America and the failure of ten million inbreds to keep five million [[Animal|niggers]] dumb and happy picking cotton and eating watermelon.

In the late twentieth century, the [[Animal|niggers]] renamed themselves niggas in an attempt to shed their truly shady past. It didn't work, as shown by the saying "you can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger." Niggers nowadays use their newfound freedom for constructive purposes, such as robbing liquor stores, shooting each other with Tec-9's, raping white women, and wearing clothes that are about ten sizes too big.

===Niggers in ancient times===
A lot of niggers believe that the ancient Egyptians were actually niggers. Yeah, right. Like a nigger can figure out how to mummify something. Or build a pyramid. Or make a chariot. (Though there are numerous hieroglyphic records of chariots being stolen by what the Egyptian cops called "baboon people," there are no records of niggas with Egyptian driver's licenses or chariot insurance. Some things never change.)

Another common nigger belief is that the ancient Greeks were just a bunch of fuck-tards until they stole the niggers' knowledge and got uppity. Nobody ever explained to the niggas that knowledge is not a physical, finite substance and that if somebody steals your knowledge, you still have it. There are no confirmed records of niggers ever having any knowledge at all, with the notable exception, during post-Civil War reconstruction, of knowing how to steal watermelons from Whitey's fields.

The [[Vikings]] referred to niggers as the [[Avatar (movie)|blue men]] because the words for "blue" and "black" were all messed up in their [[Swedish|silly hurdy-gurdy language]]. Some niggers even traveled with the Vikings (taking easily to the Viking career options of pillager, raider, [[rapist]] and thug) and married Viking wives (who were likely [[Aryan|pale skinned, blue-eyed, and blonde-haired]], demonstrating that niggers loved dem white wimminz even back then).

However, there is evidence that some Somali niggers were great pirates back in the day... Well, okay, that probably isn't too unrealistic once you think about it; looting ships armed with guns, swords, and knives, gangbanging white hookers and stealing gold and bling, [[No shit|it's not too surprising there]], g'noewatimsayun?

==Characteristics==
[[Image:Black Features.jpg|thumb|left|Features clearly visible]]
A Nigger is the long-sought-after "missing link" between man and ape. Their oversized lips, tight-curled hair, and love for fried [[chikins]], [[watermelons]], purple drank, [[Dat Ass|large asses]], jailhouses, crack rocks, and dat wyte pussay distinguish them.

The [[sheneequa|female]] version of this species of sub-human is the '''Nigress''', or "She-Nigger". They are known mostly for their completely oversized asses, their completely fucktarded names (Bix Nood, La'queesha, Tam'queesha, Mo'neeque, Mercades, LaFawnduh, Vazelineh etc), and their 6 inch long fake nails.

They tend to gravitate towards shiny things, which they call '''bling''', and cover their [[Bicycle|cars]] with them. They [[LOL WUT|believe]] that this makes them [[USI|special]], but in reality, it just makes them [[gay]] and [[retard|retarded]].
===Why niggers love watermelons and fried chicken===
Niggers are attracted to bright colors and large amounts of sugar, not unlike their cousins who swing from trees. Niggers get obsessed with trivial pleasures like watermelon, fried chicken, and bling because it stimulates a vestigial part of their primitive jungle brains. Niggers are, by their very nature, useless scroungers. They didn't grow anything, they didn't raise anything, and they didn't hunt anything. They've spent the last entire fucking millennium before captivity foraging for food on the jungle floor—minimizing their physical activity during the day and seeking to avoid predators during the night.

Ripe and rotting fruit was the mainstay of the Nigger diet in Da Muddaland. This was a huge bonus in terms of survival-easy to digest and rich in water and carbohydrates, it took very little energy to digest and assimilate.

Niggers today are still "Hard Wired" to get all excited over brightly colored fruit drinks, which is programmed into their DNA, and will invariably make a bee-line to the fruit punch and grape drink fountains in the cafeteria, thinking they've hit the jackpot!

Don't be fooled; niggers are still the same stupid, primitive apes they were 100,000 years ago. A few decades of MTV and Affirmative Action isn't going to change a damn thing!

==Types of Niggers==
[[File:Agdadgadgadggad.PNG|thumb|left|You'd best know [[Dead Nigger Storage|the difference]].]]
[[Image:Transnigger.png|280px|right|A [[wigger|transnigger]].]]
*'''[[Wigger|Wannabe Nig]]''': Someone who for unfathomable reasons seeks to become any of the other creatures on this list. May call themselves a "transnigger", "burned cracker" or many other Euphemisms.
*'''Quadroon''' ('''''Simius × sapiens'''''): A racial cocktail, consisting of one part mulatto, one part fat [[white trash]]. Shake well and incarcerate.
*'''The Nig''' ('''''Simius comis'''''): The Nig is essentially a nigger pretending to act civilized in order to rape your children. [[Obama|Obongo hisself]] is the most well-known Nig currently alive.
*'''The Negro''' ('''''Simius occidentalis'''''): The Negro is known for having all the basic traits of the nigger species. They share a fetish for fried chicken (most likely ''Church's Chicken'' because it's the cheapest kind) and purple drank (a fruit juice-cough medicine concoction, boiled sweets optional). Their attire includes clothes that are 10 sizes too big, fake gold chains, converse sneakers, flannel shirts that fit so god damn tight its [[gay|disgusting]], and custom baseball caps with flattened brims and the tags still on, cuz dey gotz dat sw@qq. Some niggers also are known to have dey dreds so deyz be lookz coolz n sheeit. These objects are not only retarded, but filthy and disease-ridden. If you see a nigger with dreadlocks walking toward you, [[rape|prepare your anus]].
*'''The [[Double Nigger]]''' ('''''Simius barbarus'''''): The Double Nigger makes up about [[over 9000|85]]% of crime in the U.S., as well as [[Occupy Wall Street|99%]] of all [[gangs]] . They're known for making JewTube videos in which they flash their 10 dollar bills while wearing their respective gang's "Cullaz", smoke blunts, and show off their Cerebral Palsy or some shit. The Double Nigger has been immortalized in Rockstar Game's Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
*'''The Niggest''' ('''''Simius africanus'''''): The Niggest are the indigenous niggers of Africa, a continent known for its [[AIDS]], and ass-backward society. Their skin is so black, that the only way you could possibly see them after dark would be if they [[trollface|showed their teeth]], but by then, it will be too late. This is the main cause of the spread of [[AIDS]] in [[Africa]], as it is in the nigger's (especially the Double Nigger and Niggest's) primal nature to [[rape]] anything that moves.

==Communication==
 
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[[Image:EBONICS.jpg|thumb|left|[[Black Jesus|Black Honor Student]]]]
Since all niggers are too lazy to learn proper English, it is practically impossible to understand them. Their [[Ebonics|"language"]] is in fact the epitome of laziness. An example in modern ebonics is "ackin" for "acting" because [[Lazy|it's just too much effort to move the tongue to the roof of the mouth to make a "t" sound]]. The nigger is sometimes simply too [[retarded|derro]] to learn proper English."Hello, my name is Jamie" converts to "YO YO YO wazzup bitches and bitchets, my name is Jamie C, respectaz or I'll pop a cap in yo' white ass foo'!" A typical nigger's burn consists of putting random words together. Examples include [[Goatse|"yo ol' burnt skittle lookin' azz"]] or [[Pain series|"poptart frostin' bald head."]] After the niggers burn on each other, every other nigger laughs as loud as possible for 20 minutes with their hands in front of their mouths in an idiotic way and then starts shooting each other over drugs. The last nigger standing will then take all the drugs in an epic win. Hopefully, he'll kill himself after realizing his homies are dead, causing lulz.

Not to be confused with [[English]], for whites, [[Engrish]], for Asians, [[Spanish|El English]], for [[Mexicans]], Nigger Speak is it's own form of language, containing many profanities and numerous nonsense/useless [[nonsense|slang]] words in a single sentence. On the internet, this stupidity is magnified [[at least 100|at least 100 times]] and usually leaves all other races in a [[wtf]] moment. Unlike [[Leetspeak|13375p34k]], where the words have a minor purpose, Nigger Speak has no use whatsoever and is the [[Nigger|Nigger's]] way of getting back at the white man. The normal conversation between two fluent in Nigger Speak goes something like this: "Smh, lmlmlml, dat sht hd mi rolin on duh fukin flor" "Omkfc, ikr."

See here for an example of the North American Nigger, in its native habitat:
 
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{{quote|Blastin' Them Bitches to Tha Floor,Five-O Mothafuckaz Dead By Tha Police Department Front Door, I Waz Here Before You Heard The Term Hardcore!|Some nigga rapper AKA Madd-Rippah}}

==Hobbies==
[[Image:Eating Pudding.gif|180px|thumb|right|Niglet preparing for its life of [[diabeetus]]]]
[[Image:Nigger KING.jpg|300px|right|thumb|The result of centuries of selective slave breeding and [[Jews|money hungry sports team owners.]]]]
[[File:Dirty niggers in nigger tent.png|300px|right|thumb|Awwww look at them, they look so happy in their niggers tent]]
*[[Attention Whores]] worse than a drag queen
*Caring what others think(but pretending not to)
*Playing the race card (niggers secret weapon)
*Intimidating other animals
*Loving their cars and motorcycles more than anything in this world(including wife and kids)
*Using humans for their own benefit
*Mocking other species
*Mechanophilia (fetish)
*Pretending
*Pretending having money (but you'd know better, unless you're a [[Retard]].)
*Even taking stupid photos of them with money in their mouths
*Raping white [[wimminz]]
*Bragging about [[lie|their massive cocks]] (Which they don't know how to use)
*Being so fucking loud at movie theaters and plays
*Stealing from [[whitey]]
*[[Riots|Rioting]]
*Whining about [[The Man]] keeping them down
*Driving expensive cars to the welfare office
*Collecting welfare checks
*Spending welfare checks on chicken and rims
*Eating [[KFC]]
*Eating shit in Europe
*Robbing local [[7/11|convenience stores]]
*Stealing [[Bike|bikes]]
*Being [[You|a useless waste of space in general]]
*[[Rodney King|Getting beat up by the cops]]
*Taking loads of [[The Crackhead|crack]]
*Ripping dumb whitey with [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scams]]
*Wasting precious carbon atoms
*Being [[Obama|fucking useless]]
*Pissing off [[Raptor Jesus|Jesus]]
*[[Ethiopia|Starving to death]]
*Fighting [[Africa|constant civil wars]]
*SHOOPED, NIGGA
*Shooting each other
*Stealing Air Jordans (nigger shoes)
*Joining gangs
*Eating watermelinz
*Becoming a whitey's [[slave|bitch]]
*Looking like [[shit]]
*Not going to school
*Sleeping in the streets
*Eating [[shit]]
*Spreading [[AIDS]]
*[[Fact|Getting thrown to jail for no reason]]
*Singing and clapping in church
*Tricking the Human race into thinking that they are one of us
*Performing drive-bys with an Uzi
*Shitting on your porch
*Being complete assholes
*Winning first place in a Monkey beauty pageant
*Stinking like shit
*Being negative influences on [[Wigger|dumb white kids]], [[Vietnam|even dumber, poorer asian kids]] and [[Spics]].
*Driving down the street and blasting shitty rap music out of their rusted out Cadillac/Chevy Caprice.
*Using Ebonics in the presence of intelligent white people, then getting pissed off when asked what the fuck they said.
*Tripping over their baggy pants as they run from the cops.

==Racial science==
[[File:DLemontruenegro.jpg|thumb|right|D'Lemonz shows off his pride on CNN]]

A brief, though multi-faceted encyclopedia entry on niggers was featured in the Swedish Nordic Family Encyclopedia Book, given out in 1913, which recounts the following:

{{quote|"The most important physical characteristics, by which these true niggers be separated from other ethnicities, art the following: 1) the strong prognathism of the cranium with a width index of 70-74 and abnormal thickness, which allows the nigger to endure blows, which unconditionally would crush a normal European skull /.../ 6) slender legs and wide, flat feet, with the big toe shaped almost like a "griptoe" and the flat heel protruding backwards. In mental respect, the nigger can be commonly said to stand at a child's standpoint with, as a rule, feeble aptitude and lively fantasy. He is happy and unconcerned, although occasionally ostensibly serious; he lacks power and endurance, commits to inspiration/impulses of the moment and swiftly altering moods, and is very sensitive with a distinctive sense for the comical. He is furthermore in possession of a rich inner life, can sometimes showcase distinctive friendliness, but acts, as a rule, shyly, leery and with a lack of any trace of mercy and compassion."}}

==Breeding Habits==
[[Image:Startyoung.gif|180px|thumb|left|WELL DEY HAFTA LEARN SUMTIME AND DA SOONA DA BETTA!]]
[[Image:Cock-pants.jpg|thumb|muh dik]]

Niggers are now required by Federal Law to breed only in [[Atlanta]] during Spring Break as part of efforts to keep the nigger population under control and reduce the need to buy riot gear and import watermelons from foreign sources. Not that they pay any attention to this law any more than they do to any other law. The act of niggers engaging in sexual reproduction with humans is classified as bestiality.

During the official nigger mating season, the nigger performs a fantastic mating ritual to locate a victim. First, said nigger smokes a shitload of weed. Then, the nigger hides in a mud puddle—years of evolution allow the nigger to simply blend in. After spotting the perfect white woman (niggers hate mating with their own kind, since all niggers secretly wish they weren't niggers), they jump out of the puddle and beat the innocent woman to the ground. After letting the woman beg to let her keep her virginity, the nigger proceeds to rape her in every possible opening, after which the nigger kills its forced mate for fear of its natural enemy, child support. If the said negro belongs to a hive, the nigger captures the woman and forcibly drags her to the hive for breeding.

Niggers fornicate heavily all year round. "Fornicating" with a nigger means raping respectable white women, fucking a dog in the ass instead of another nigger, or falling for a female's mating ritual. Niggers caught fucking a she-nig are cast out by their tribe of home-boys for breaking with tradition and being wack.

In spite of the U.S. breeding restrictions, many American Niggers simply go to other countries to spawn with humans and return with Nigger/humanoid hybrids. Hines Ward, Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver, is the product of one such case... his daddy was a nigger who enlisted in the army for free college and healthcare, and his momma was a South Korean woman (a nigger will fuck anything that moves except another nigger, even if it's a respectable citizen of an ally of the government they serve). Hines, instead of building TV sets in Seoul for two dollars a fucking week, is the highest-paid member of the most famous team in the NFL (Nigger Felony League). He can catch and hit hard like a nigger, but he runs elusively like a skittering little chink. The combination is deadly for opposing defenses.

==Natural Enemies==
[[Image:DEM20.jpg|thumb|left|300px| Introducing the nigger's natural predator, the [[Red Neck]]. One of the best means of [[Genocide|controlling this pest's population]].]]
Although the nigger seems like a powerful foe, it has many natural predators. In addition to child support, one of the more visible predators who actively hunt niggers is the common [[redneck]]. Niggers hate rednecks almost as much as rednecks hate niggers, although both have much in common. They're products of selective inbreeding, are significantly lacking in intelligence and common sense to an almost fatal level, listen to music that is offensive to the ears and damaging to the other senses, drink alcoholic concoctions that differ very little from urine, and practice poor hygiene almost as an art form.

Probably the most widespread natural enemies of niggers are the common street cops or sheriffs, also known as "pigs", "blue devils", "the Man", or "the police" (po'- leece, in Ebonics). Cops are known to hunt for niggers on a continual basis not because they are racist but because [[Over 9000|99.9]] percent of crime is done by—you guessed it—niggers. To a cop, trying to bust a non-nigga for a crime like shooting at a barrel full of fish in hopes of nailing a duck. Niggas are the broad side of a barn when it comes to violating the law.

Another natural predator is the [[KKK]], although everybody agrees that contrasting the KKK with rednecks is useless because, truth be told, there ain't no fucking difference between the two groups at all. Every Klansman is a redneck, and every redneck is a Klansman.

In a peculiar turn of nature and society, the nigga is often its own natural enemy. If a nigga is actually guilty of doing harm to other niggas, like shooting them, stealing their money, setting up crack houses in their neighborhoods, and so forth, the other niggas refuse all aid to the cops who are trying to end their oppression. This nigga "don't snitch" policy has two beneficial effects: first, it lets the perp keep shootin', stealin', and dealin' crack, which pushes the nigga community ever downward into the muck. Second, the absence of nigga prosecution witnesses in court encourages the legal system to incarcerate a shitload of niggas regardless of their guilt, resulting in a significant reduction in the number of niggas on our streets and in the breeding population. And that's a good thing.

==The Nigra Civil Rights Movement==
Despite the niggas' being freed by whitey, there was still tons of racism, especially in the American South following the end of the [[Civil War]]. Groups of [[rednecks|Confederate soldiers]], still seething in butthurt rage after taking a much-deserved ass-whooping from their Northern masters, didn't want their former pieces of property to get away too easily. Nobody can blame them entirely; who else could bear the loss of valuable human working machines forced to pick cotton and perform hard labor without pay? As a result, the KKK was formed, and Jim Crow laws were implemented. Anyway, niggers were lynched in the 1800's and early 1900's because they were well hung.

An important part of the Civil Rights movement was the NAACP, an organization famously started by white people, then taken over by the niggs. The original meaning of "NAACP," forged during the civil rights struggles of the 1950s and 1960s, was "Niggers Ain't Acting Like Colored People." There were too many lulz in it, so Sambo changed it.

===Black History Mumf===
In 1976, a group of niggaz decided to set aside a mumf (a month, in Standard English) to demonstrate to the world that Africans and peoples of African descent had contributed to the advancement of history. Knowing that there actually were no such contributions and that nobody would be interested if there were, the niggas chose February, the shortest, coldest, and most miserable month of the year.

Every February, schools, libraries, and other governmental offices put up displays purporting to honor nigga contributions. The actual contributions of the race (to brutal sports, popular music with filthy lyrics, and criminality of all sorts) are taboo, of course. Well-meaning white folk show off a few niggas who assisted Caucasian do-gooders in freeing the Nigga from slavery (BIG fucking mistake, Whitey!), the guy who invented the traffic light, the handful of niggas who knew how to write books, and a few other made-up stories about nigga accomplishments.

For 28 days, school kids and others laugh at the pathetic nature of the race, and at the end of the mumf, everything is put away for another year.

===Niggers try to Ban their own name===
On July 9th, 2007, a group of niggers at the NAACP believed that if they symbolically buried the word nigger, people would stop using it. As soon as this was broadcast, everyone in the world cried out "NIGGER!", proving that even stupid shit like this will not ban a word. Sorry niggers, you'll never win. Niggers try to ban their own names because they crash into each other and output poop to pull off a poop orgy.

By July 10th, the infamous n-word had resurrected and attached itself to people like Jesse, Sharpton, Michael Vick, Halle Berry, and others. That muthafucka's gonna be tough to take out!

==Confronting a Nigger==
[[Image:Curbstomp.gif|thumb|left|How to deal with niglets.]]
When confronting a nigger in everyday society while unarmed, it is best that you contact your nearest [[Skinhead]] or [[pigs|law enforcement official]]. As a safety precaution, if you are armed, shoot them on sight and immediately proceed to [[pwn|curbstomp]] the fuck out of them. See Edward Norton for tips on how to best handle a nigger). If unarmed, your only hope is to scream "[[Ebonics|OH LAWDZ IS DAT SUM CHIKUN?!]]" and use the distraction to avoid raep. Interacting with a nigger is highly discouraged as it is more than likely you will be immediately raep'd, robbed, and/or transferred [[AIDS|HIV/AIDS]].
[[Image:Burnt Nigger.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Kill it with fire|An example of how to properly end your conversation with a nigger after confrontation.]]]]

===Surviving a nigger attack===
As you walk or travel through nigger territory, and if you can not see more than 50 to 100 feet in front of you, call out every few minutes until you enter a clear area. Some people call out, others sing, some wear nigger-bells. The point is to make a lot of noise. In most cases, the nigger will run away in a state of confusion.

If you see a nigger, talk to the nigger; study and utilize the standard {{wayback|http://christianparty.net/niggerapology.htm|20071230030222|title=Nigger Apology}}. If this is ineffective and he begins speaking in retarded, low-pitched ebonics, talk to him in soothing tones about things he is familiar with, such as muh dick, [[watermelonz]], rap music, and bling. Don't talk too soothingly, or he may think you are trying to be all gay on him. Niggers are known for being very sensitive about their supposed "manhood". Make sure he sees you. Hold your arms high above your head. This will make you look like a much bigger person to him. Continue to talk and slowly back away. If you run, he will chase you. Niggers can run and jump extremely fast.

If the nigger lunges at you, jump into the water (niggers are horrible swimmers). If you are in an area without water (such as the ghetto or the desert plains of Africa), run in a zigzag motion towards a police station or the white part of town. This will surely confuse him. Whatever you do, DON'T climb a tree. Niggers have had plenty of practice at this sort of thing, as their tree-climbing instincts were honed to a razor edge deep in the jungles of Africa.

Another popular defense against niggers is to carry nigger spray. This has soap and water in it, which niggers hate. If you spray the nigger, he may change his mind or break off an attack, although he may become infuriated and enter a furious black rage. Stay away from niggers. Many tourists think they look cute and like to get close enough to take a picture. Do not be stupid. Also, remember that a niggress with baby niggers is very protective and dangerous and may attack even though you think you are a safe distance away.

No matter how much it begs, never give a nigger your change. This will only attract even more niggers. Many AIDS outbreaks have spread into otherwise clean areas just from niggers being attracted to the sound of loose change. Do your part to keep the epidemic down. Do not try to touch or pet niggers. Their behavior is unpredictable. They might [[Rape|bite]] and poison you with their sharp [[Rape Rodent|teeth]]. Only younger specimens can be trained to serve [[Slavery|a good cause]]. [[Suicide|DO NOT APPROACH THE HERD OF MORE THAN 2 NIGGERS!]] They might confuse you with a bucket of chicken, and [[Om nom nom nom|feed on you]].

=='''{{archive|XWs7t|How to be a Nigger}}'''==
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*Develop a Strong Sick Sense of Entitlement ( YOU YOU and YOU)
*Avoid Personal Responsibility( a must)
*Play Dumb ^
*Make other people tolerate your bad behavior(if not just say: That's racist )
*Be clueless
*Develop an Inferiority Complex (look angry)
*Manipulate the system (always)
*Make excuses and blame everybody for your miserable life (always)
*Be totally in denial
*Lie about how big your dick is all the time, and about how many white women you fucked while their husbands were away at work. This way, you feel wanted by someone other than law enforcement.
*Bounce as much as you can, bobble your head up & down and back & forth, and hold your crotch when you walk. Don't forget to lick your lips as much as possible.
*Wear the largest clothes you can find. Wear your cap backwards or sideways. Wear a bandana underneath the cap if possible.
*Screw as many fat negro sows as you can, this way your illegitimate children help the mothers bleed the government dry, and you can lie to yourself about what a "playa you is".
*When you get pulled over and arrested for the trunkful of weed in your Sedan deVille, yell racism and racial profiling (even if the cop is black, he's an oreo). Make sure the Nation of Islam and the NAACP hear about your case. Don't forget the ACLU.
*It doesn't matter how shitty your car is, put the biggest diameter rims on you can find, and the most expensive stereo system. Ride around in white neighborhoods at night and play rap music as loud as you can. We love the rattling trunk, we really, really do.
*Talk as loud as you can whenever you can. Especially in libraries or theaters. Black women, this is a perfect time for you to chimp out on your "boo". Remember, white folks invented home video just because of you.
*When begging for money, act offended at white folks who only give you a dime or a "solid quattah" instead of a five dollar bill. This is a reasonable means to attack or mug them. When you get caught, state your reason as "dey wuz white." The media and the ACLU will come to your rescue, so don't sweat it.
*Always whine about how the white man is keeping you down, and how you are owed slave reparations. Even though you've never been a slave and could never survive it because you're lazy.
*Wear a lot of fake gold around your neck and fingers. Go to the dentist and get those rotten teeth replaced with gold implants. Go ahead, you know you're going to stiff the dentist. If he keeps harrassing you about the bill, call the NAACP.
*Say stupid things like "YEEAAAAAAHHHHHH, BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!" or "BEEEEYYYYOOOOOOTTCHHH!!!!!" Use ebonics so you don't have to sound intelligent like white folks.
*Call the founding fathers racist slave owners so that public schools with names like 'George Washington High' or 'Thomas Jefferson High' are changed. Don't stop whining until every public school in America is named the following: 'Malcolm X High', 'Rosa Parks Middle School', 'Rodney King Elementary' and so on.
*Spread sexually transmitted diseases (to white girls if possible) and obsessively use drugs.
*Use "muthafucka" a lot when speaking, end everything with "knowwhumsain?". In certain instances, you may end sentences with "...n' shit". Knowwhumsain?
*Negroes are [[rape|very sexual]] (not in a good way). Fuck anyone or anything.... men, women, children, dogs..... if it has at least one hole, anything goes. Anything to get your freak on.
*When your girlfriend turns you in for roasting her 2 year old son in the oven, tell the police the truth.... he broke your Playstation 2. Don't worry, it should work.... you're black, after all.
*Black women do not need babysitters. Tuck your eight children into bed, go out to the clubs and get drunk and "freaked" by five or six negroes. When you return home at 8:45AM, you'll find that someone ratted you out to Child Protective Services. Blame it on your skin and say, "dey tryin' to take my kids cuz I black, dawg!!"
*To the negro, raping a white woman is the same as if she asked him to fuck her. Go tell your friends what a "playa you is".
*Most negroes should die violently by age 30 if they wish to have a legacy. Black women will grow old and teach their niglets lies about white people so they can carry on their practice of whining and recieving handouts, and so they can justify black-on-white crime.
*Black mothers, you will undoubtedly lose a son or two (or all eight), as a result of being gunned down by a police officer during a struggle over the officer's gun. Chimp out in front of the cameras, lie about how your "baby" was a hardworking, loving, caring son.... even though his rap sheet was long enough to wallpaper the complete interior of your project dwelling, and no matter how many times he beat even your ass on certain occasions.
*When two negroes are ready to fight each other, they should circle each other for approximately half an hour and tell each other how they are going to hurt each other. "We gonna strap, dawg!" or "do sumfin', muhfugga!"
*Speaking of fights, never attack a white person in packs of less than five. Even women, since you'll need at least one nigger to hold each limb while one is raping her.
*Always struggle with the police during your arrest. This way you'll get your 15 minutes of fame on COPS or AMERICA's MOST WANTED.
*The more a woman weighs, the sexier she is, black or white. 300lbs+ is what you should be looking for.
*Use an excessive amount of cologne or perfume to hide your foul odor. Though the cologne stinks, it is an improvement over your funk.
*When failing an IQ test for a promotion or a job application, sue the employer. They will cave in because you're black, and from pressure from the NAACP.
*Yell "Gibbe summa dat" and walk around with your hand out, palm up
*Incidentally, when failing any military IQ test and you are put on the front lines in war, claim that the white men want to kill you because you're black.
*As witnessed in New Orleans, negroes...um...Niggers should ignore warnings to evacuate cities due to incoming natural disasters. When stranded, blame the president and white rescue teams for being racist and abandoning them, even though they were warned they could be on their own for an unknown period of time. Negroes should always wait for the government to do everything for them.
*Negresses should kill their children, then blame the govenment for failing them and all blacks by not giving them enough welfare funds to properly care for the children. Lie about a medical condition, if possible.
*For teenage negresses who are afraid of telling their mothers they are pregnant (some are actually too stupid to tell or in denial), have the child and then abandon it in a trash dumpster, or sell him for a bag of crack cocaine.
*Niggers should covet the thug lifestyle. Act, look, and talk like a thug. When the police begin profiling the thug nigger, it should cry racism and police brutality.
*When niggers are arrested for assaulting or murdering someone, they should always lie and say, "he call me a nigger".

As you can see, being a Nigger is hard work. How do those monkeys even manage?

==Famous Niggers==
[[Image:2uzxbw6.jpg|thumb|right|Silly little nigger ]]
Look, there are 35 million niggers in the United States alone. Every level of government has a shitload of programs to help advance them in society, as does every company that does business with any one of those governments, every college and university, every professional sports team, and just about every enterprise with over three employees (and not just limited to shoe shine stands). But nearly every one of the 35 million niggers is either in jail, doing something that will land them in jail, [[Vandalism|fucking up the place they live in]], wasting thousands of dollars that Whitey spends to educate them, suing their employer for 'scrimmination, applying for government benefits, sellin' drugz, or some other worthless/antisocial pursuit. The ones in college are mostly majoring in Black Studies, which mainly fills their nappy, limited-capacity heads with stories of 500 years of slavery at the hands of the white man. This qualifies them to sue the people that hire them, to lobby for reparations, and to work for the release of every nigga in every prison everywhere.

In spite of this thoroughgoing worthlessness, [[Black Jesus|a few niggers]] [[Lol wut|manage to rise]] above the slime at the bottom of the cesspool and become known in the world of humans. All of them are listed below. Less than a hundred famous niggers out of a population of 35 million, and that's stretchin' it. These few heroes done threw off their chains an' BECOME somebody!

==Culture and Lih-trih-chur==
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08:58:03 <Leonidas> weev: Black culture is a result of affirmative action, segregation and poverty.
08:58:07 <weev> no
08:58:10 <weev> black culture is a result of NIGGERS
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Don't kid yourself, [[retard]]. Niggers are too fucking stupid to come up with anything resembling culture, and the only thing they can write, ever, is the word [[goatse|"motherfucker"]], preferably on the side of your house. Niggers have shown us only one example of anything resembling culture: in [[Jew|LA]], there is a nigger club called the Crips. They're [[truth|fucking dumb]]. So are their [[faggot|butt buddies]], the [[Pain series|Bloods]]. Any and all black "culture" was wiped out by 200 years of slavery, leaving freed niggers to choose between acting white or drinking 40z in after rape/murder sessions.

==The 13/50 Myth==
Conservatives will often remind you that despite comprising only 13% of the United States population, blacks commit 50% of murders. This is false; they actually commit 60.4% of murders.

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==Things Niggers Hate==

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Other than the usual fried chicken, welfare checks, shiny rims and gold 'n bling, there are plenty of things that the general nigger hates. Such examples include:
*Thinking (too much work)
*A clean house
*Physical Labor
*Holding jobs
*[[Cops|DA POOLEESE!]]
*Tasks that involve any kind of physical movement (since niggers are lazy as fuck)
*Courtrooms
*Acting like civilized human beings
*Country music
*[[FOX News]]
*Wearing condoms
*Paying child support
*Stormfront.org
*Paying anything
*Schooling
*[[Cats]]
*Personal hygiene
*Working
*Not blaming whitey for everything wrong in their lives
*[[You]]
*Swimming

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==Visual Guide to Niggers==
 
{{cg|Ooo Lawdy, I gots me uh Galleree|NiggerGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Tremayne Durham.jpg|Niggers are KFC buckets' natural predator...
File:KFC bucket hat.png|After the feast, the nigger displays its victim's carcass as a symbol of a successful hunt.
File:Oh_lawds_is_i_in_heaven2.png|Niggas love [[Watermelonz]]
File:Watermelon_Wreck.jpg|This is considered a [[shock image]] by niggers.
File:Blacksrelax.jpg|Words of Wisdom. '''{{Wikilink|Black_people_and_Mormonism|(What the Mormons use to abide by)}}'''
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File:Nigger king kong white pussy.jpg
File:Kindernigger.jpg
File:Sftrican starvin marvin facebook.jpg|The starvin marvin situation...
File:Nigger onion.jpg| A Nigger Onion
File:Rapistsworstjob.jpg|This nigga should have picked a different day job.
File:Nigger646.gif
File:Nigger mouth.gif
File:Albino nigger.jpg|An albino nigger.
File:This little nigga noodles.jpg|Azn food is not for niggers
File:nigger-in-a-box.jpg|Warning: Nigger may steal your bike, eat your chicken and watermelons, and may also rape your white wife!
File:47.jpg|Twice the volts, twice the fun!
File:Niggerpiggbank.jpg|Ask your great-grandmother if she's had one of these; and if she still has it, take it and sell it on eBay!
File:You Sir Are A Swine.jpg|As we can see from this painting, niggers have been around for [[at least 100]] years.
File:Niggaspeare.png|This portrait shows what niggers looked like in the Elizabethan era.
File:Giant_Black_Ass.jpg|[[DAT ASS]]
File:Nigger Ass.jpg
File:Nigger Dance.gif|Niggas got moves
File:Typicalnigger.jpg|An average Negro reaction to a Popeye's sale
File:Dos Niggers.jpeg|The only thing you and the most interesting man in the world have in common.
File:the-matrix.jpg|Good question.
File:You just activated my trap card.jpg|[[Niggers]] can whup yo' ass at [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]
File:Sniggersbar.jpg|A candy bar made for Negros
File:Popeyeswtf.gif|OH SHIIIIIIAAAAT!!!!!
File:KingKongedo38.jpg|A nigger captures a white woman, about to participate in glorious buttsecks. Citing the need to "control the negro", and "the frequent occurrence of the crime of rape by negro men upon white women."
File:Female popeyed.jpg|GO TO BED
File:Angry Nigger.jpg|Subject without KFC for 27 minutes
File:Mah Nigga.png|When a nigger makes this face, it is a sign that it looks upon you favorably
File:Niger.jpg|Ferreado.
File:MLK slaves.jpg
File:Boss Nigger Poster.jpg
File:BlackMan.png|Omnomnom
File:Spot_the_nigger.jpg|Who's the odd one out?
File:Nigganerd.jpg|It's okay to say nigga now right?
File:Nigga-kip.png|Yo, I herds you lieks [[mudkipz]]
File:WartyMelon Flava.gif|[[Disney]] know how to market to niggers.
File:Niggaproof basket.jpg|IS DAT SUM RACIAL OPPRESSION?
File:Beernigga.jpg|"OHH LAWDY; I dunt care 'bout no Hurracayne Kuhtreena, at least I gotz me sum free beer to drank!"
File:Back Of The Bus, Nigga.gif|As this educational toy for [[children]] shows, niggers belong at the back of the bus.
File:Bossnigger.jpg|A touching period piece showing the inner soul of an African American.
File:FatHoFrenz.png|Use this [[colorbar]] in your LJ for the [[irony]].
File:Bape.jpg|Niggas tend to walk around with guns & 35 lb. weights. WTF
File:Klan approved.png|This article is KKK Approved.
File:I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night.jpg|I am the terror that flaps in the night...
File:Bigasssandwich.jpg|Surprised it ain't fried chicken! Since when do niggaz eat hamburgers, anyway?
File:Niceass.jpg|A nigga's wet dream.
File:Regular day.gif|Just a regular day in da hood.
File:Never tell a nigger what he can't do.png|Never tell a nigger what he can't do.
File:Nigga get.jpg|You gotta get yourself one.
File:stolen-bikes.jpg|Black people have to steal at least 1 bike a day to stay alive.
File:Nigger You Gay.jpg| All niggers are fags considering they will screw anything.
File:NotMyBabyBitch.gif|Niggas are well known for their prowess on the dance floor.
File:OreoBarbie.jpg|Mattel is racist now OMFGZ!!!
File:Caps conversation.jpg|<s>Blinded me</s> Stole my [[bike]] with [[science]]!
File:Chickenfight.jpg|Truly a brave man.
File:Nigras.jpg|WTF
File:Abstractmoti.jpg
File:Gottahavecereal.gif|Cereal is probably soaked with chicken broth.
File:OH LAWD.jpg|Better than sex.
File:Afreakan.jpg|iFrican. Prolly stole it from [[Mitch Henderson]].
File:Black_History_Month_sale_on_cotton_balls.jpg‎|Walgreens shows off its cultural sensitivity during Black History Month.
File:Quite_serious_indeed.jpg|A typical black person, as he has no idea how to use his computer.
File:Singaporespecialjh1.jpg|A [[Nazi|properly configured]] nigger.
File:Nigger_-_Cereal.jpg|Finally, a cereal aimed at the urban demographic.
File:Nigger thread.jpg|This is a common occurrence on the internet.
File:Nigra.jpg|A nigga at a museum, showing that [[South Park]] can also be racist.
File:Kramer niggers.jpg|[[Kramer]]... not a fan of niggers...
File:Spartankicksnigga.gif|…neither is [[300|King Leonidas!]]
File:Coplove.jpg|[[Lie|Cops and Negroes always did get along well.]]
File:Watermelonsoda.jpg|Oh lawd...
File:Negro community.jpg
File:Nigga Wallpaper.png|If you're black, you must have this as your wallpaper. It's the law.
File:Black Monopoly.png|Discriminatory boardgames.
File:Nigga at game store.jpg|Even in [[Video games|gaming]] [[webcomic]]s.
File:Niggerbrown.jpg|Nigger is a nice sofa color.
File:Atleastimnotanigger.jpg
File:Fun nigger shit.jpg
File:Niggers use drugs while pregnant.jpg
File:Wheredawhitewomenat.jpg|Niggers love all women of other races, whether they are [[fat]] or [[Pro-ana|not]].
File:Niggerfoodstamps.jpg|A Nigger when not leaching off your tax dollars.
File:Confusednigger.gif|One confused Nigger.
File:Plankingnigs.jpg|A natural nigger gathering.
File:Damndirtyapes.jpg|POTA remake with rappers.
File:youngbucks.jpg|Booty niggers start early.
File:1315499363964.jpg| He just wants to bang on ''your'' drum all day.
File:ConfusedNigger.jpg|Fact: All niggers secretly wish they were white.
File:Fighting Monkeys.jpg
File:Niggers Wtf.gif|RAAAAWWWWRRR!!! AAAWWWWAAARRRR!!!
File:niggerfish.jpg|They even have a species of fish named after them.
File:blackmonopoly.jpg|They have their own special edition of Monopoly!
File:Fight_For_Your_Life.jpg|Every Nigger's fantasy... Stickin' it to THE MAN!!1
File:Clymer poster.jpg|1866 [[Democrat]] election poster accurately showing the niggers sloth.
File:Lawltrain.jpg|Typical nigger she-boon being loud as fuck.
File:Chippenfails.jpg|Niggers and [[Fags]] are mortal enemies
File:Kfcoutofbusiness.gif|OH LAWDS, NO!
File:Blacksad.gif|Sorry if we offended you, niglet!
File:CoonChickenInn.jpg|An accurate media representation of niggers.
File:Nigger magnet.jpg|thumb|Magnets proven 100% effective at luring hordes of niggers
File:Warner.jpg|thumb|right|Niggers are criminals by nature.
File:Negroid.jpg|thumb|right|The purest specimen ever captured.
File:The_Niggest.jpg|180px|thumb|right|A Challenger Approaches.
File:Black Lips.jpg|thumb|right|A National Geographic photo of a baboon taking a selfie.
File:Black_Fried_Chicken.jpg|thumb|right|Every nigger's kryptonite.
File:Niggerchickenwifeabuse.jpg|thumb|Common street niggers.
File:Agdadgadgadggad.PNG|thumb|right|You'd best know [[Dead Niggers|the difference]]
File:XzibitBuiltaNig.jpg|thumb|left|Niggers build the worst niggers
File:Crazycerealnigger.gif|thumb|left|A Nigger consuming his breakfast
File:1241249649172.jpg|thumb|left|Look at dem monkey, bra
File:CovetedChikkin.png|thumb|left|Two young negros revering their sacred fowl in a ritualistic display of drool and total faggotry.
File:Blackguywhitegirl.jpeg|thumb|right|After obtaining a pure white virgin drunk, the wild negro moves in for the kill.
File:Some bath.jpg
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File:Niggers math.png|A mathematical expression of niggers.
File:Pastry Nigger.jpg
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File:Romantic negro.gif
File:Alone in the Dark.jpg
File:That's a penis.gif
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File:Negro rapeface.gif
File:My Trip to Chuck E Cheese's.jpg
File:Nigga thumb dance.gif
File:Niggerfag.jpg
File:Bread nigger.gif
File:No nigger.gif
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File:Beach negro.gif
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File:Nigger dance.gif|Nigger mating ritual.
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File:The-dream-lives-on.jpg|The dream lives on...
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File:Average black.jpg|Rare "''negro insectus''" sub-species.
File:SLAVERY REINSTATED-Catch yourself a strong one.jpg|[[Slavery|We can only dream]].
File:Niggas_In_the_Wild!!.jpg|[[Black Jesus|January 20, 2009]]
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File:Niggers killed family.jpg|Niggers in distress will always call upon the [[welfare|assistance]] of the white man.
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File:Alabama Hates Niggers.jpg| Alabama hates Niggers.
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File:Nigger Boy.JPG|I often wonder how it feels To be a nigger boy; If only I were black as ink, Life would be full of joy.
File:Nigger-sale.jpg|Bill of sale advertising products from the Darkie Continent
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File:Nigger-boy.jpg|Of all the sweets so full of joy the best of all is Nigger Boy
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==Quotes==
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|These [[Negroes|Black Ones]] are the natives of countries in the South. As their countries are [[science|close to the sun]], they are sun-scorched and become black. [[Fact|By nature they are stupid]].| Japanese scholar, 18th century

|Promiscuous [[bestiality|coalition of Men and Animals]] took place, wherefore the regions of Africa produce for us so many monsters.| French savant Jean Bodin makes a terrible discovery

|Coon, coon, black baboon

Brutal, worthless, thieving goon

Often [[Weed|high]], thrives in jail

His [[welfare]] check is in the mail

Some 40 offsprings has been had

But none will ever call him "Dad"

And yet he hollers day to night

"I blames da cracka for muh pligyt

I'z him spreads trash all 'round muh shack

I'z him what makes me smoke dis crack

He push my kind to burn and loot

An sends de po-lice dat we shoot

But inch by inch we takin' hold,

Like when da white bread starts to mold

We'll overrun yo' homes and soon

Dey'll only be fit for de black baboon!"|Author A. Wyatt Man, date unknown

|[[Some argue|It is said]] that when the black slave is sated, he [[rape|fornicates]]; when he is hungry, he [[theft|steals]].| Arab historian Al-Abshibi should chastise his slaves

|When Negroes are accustomed to an [[white devils|overseer]], and you dispense with the services of one, they must be exposed to a great deal of [[Nigga stole my bike|temptation]], far more than they can resist. [[Time Cube|Education]] has not taught them the difference between right and wrong; at any rate, their ideas on the subject must be confused.| Words to the wise master, [[Nigger Manual|Farmer's Register]], 1837

|As for the [[Niggers|Zanj]], they are people of black color, flat noses, kinky hair, and [[no|little]] understanding or intelligence.| Arab geographer Al-Muqaddasi, 10th century

|The Negroes... lead a beastly kind of life, being utterly destitute of all reason, of dexteritie of wit, and of all [[Menstrual painting|arts]]. Yea, they so behave themselves, as if they had continually lived [[Detroit|in a Forrest among wilde beasts]]. They have great swarms of [[Sheneequa|Harlots]] among them; whereupon a man may easily conjecture their [[Antoine Dodson|manner of living]].| Leo [[irony|Africanus]], 15th century

|All fucking niggers must fucking hang!| Animal Mother speaks for the [[White devils|white people]]

|Not as black as one is painted| An idiom meaning "not as bad as one is said to be"

|They are as shocking and horrible as devils with their [[Transformers|iron faces and silver teeth]].| [[China|Manchu]] official meeting a [[Nigra]]

|[[Lulzy|Lawzy]], we gots to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!| Why you lying black slut!

|[[Africa]] is directly under the equator and the heat there is extreme. Therefore, the natives are black coloured. They are [[Travis the Killer Chimp|uncivilized and vicious]] in nature.| Japanese geography textbook

|[[Negroes|Their]] hair is burned by the sun and becomes frizzled but they are humans and not monkeys as [[some argue|some mistakenly think]].| A Japanese scholar's honest mistake

|Deeply stained with dirt; soiled dirty, foul... having dark or deadly purposes, malignant; pertaining to or involving death, deadly; baneful, disastrous, sinister... full of anger or hatred... tragic, harrowing, disastrous... evil, iniquitous, atrocious, wicked| The most common definitions of "black", Oxford English Dictionary

|Like the crow among mankind are the [[Blacks|Zanj]] for they are the worst of men and the [[truth|most vicious of creatures]] in character and temperament.| Arab polymath Al-Jahiz, 9th century

|I went down to de riber, I didn't mean to stay,

But dere I see so many galls, I [[rape|couldn't get away]].

[[Mosh Girl|Weel about and turn about and do jis so]],

Eb'ry time I weel about and jump Jim Crow.| The black man's anthem

|A negro will always be a [[nigger|negro]], carry him to [[Maryland|Greenland]], give him [[what|chalk]], [[watermelonz|feed]] and [[police brutality|manage]] him never so many ways.| A common complaint even in the 17th century

|We know that the [[Blacks|Zanj]] are the [[retard|least intelligent]] and the [[idiot|least discerning]] of mankind, and the least capable of understanding the consequences of their actions.| More [[constructive criticism]] by Al-Jahiz

|Some believe that Negroes are, like ourselves, the sons of [[Adam Savage|Adam]] and must, therefore, have like passions and wants and feelings and tempers in all respects. This we deny.| Edgar Allan Poe keeps the black man down

|Black men have no knowledge of God... they are very [[fat|greedy eaters]], and no less [[drug|drinkers]], and very [[pigs|swinish]], and much addicted to [[Tay Zonday|uncleanliness]].| An early English traveler visits Africa, or possibly Peckham

|The only people who deserve [[slavery]] are the Negroes, [[asking for it|owing to]] their [[Soulja Boy|low degree of humanity]] and their proximity to the animal stage. The Negroes are also the most stinking of [[animals|mankind]] in the armpits and sweat.| A very temperate and reasonable explanation by Ibn Khaldoum, 14th century

|The Blacks are [[truth|universally dim]] of intelligence... the moral characteristics found in their mentality are close to the instinctive characteristics found naturally in [[animals]].| An Arab scholar calls 'em as he sees 'em, 13th century

|The blackness of Negroes proceedeth of some [[GRIDS|natural infection]] of the first inhabitants of that country, and so all the whole progeny of them descended, are still polluted with the same blot of infection.| [George Best applies science to the problem, 1578

|I have observed the [[cock|capabilities]] of the Negro... It cannot be denied that the Africans are connoisseurs in cruelty, that [[OJ Simpson|murder]] is one of their [[deviantART|fine arts]].| A British gentleman admires the [[cock|Blacks]], 1873

|I don't smell like "Africa" or wet dog.| A black girl is mistaken on Yahoo! Answers
|u snitchy piece of shit talkin all shit behind my back bitch??? fuuuck mathafucka u dumb mathafucka u fukin fagget. ye thats what faggets do crackar. classic lil whity balless bitch. im not callin everyone a whity fag u liar small stick im only callin whity faggets that. i bet 5 bucks ur a fuckin queer. N yea ur fuckin racist callin me a nigga mathafucka. fuckin whity bitch come say that to my face n ill fuckin kill u 3 times fagget. 1 for me n 2 for my homies. now talk shit behind ma back again.| A black gentleman in the midst of a debate}}</center>

==Frequently Asked Questions About Black Folks==
Humans are genuinely curious about their close relatives the Niggas (but not that close, Nigga—keep your fucking distance!). Nigga and related terms consistently rank among the most frequently searched topics on Google, Ax.com and other search engines. Many universities have entire departments devoted to the study of Niggers and their ways, typically staffed with Niggas and a few white keepers/overseers.

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==Trolling niggers==
[[File:Nigger behave.gif|180px|thumb|right|Refuse a black man his fried chikins at your own risk]]
Because of their [[mental retardation|inferior intellectual abilities]], niggers are incredibly easy to troll. In fact, they even get mad when you are ''not'' trolling them.
*Inform them that not Whites or Arabs enslaved Blacks, but sub-Saharan Africans enslaved other sub-Saharan Africans and then sold them to Europeans and or Arabs.
*Tell them that former Slaves from the USA who were deported to Liberia enslaved the indigenous black Bush people.
*Inform them that the Ancient Egyptians and Sumerians were Middle Easterners and not Blacks
*Denied their slavery years (never happen)
*Act "gangsta" around them. Use their slang, wear their clothes and address them with "brother".
*Say something, ''anything'', against a black rights activist or a famous black person (niggers don't know the difference between the two things, anyway).
*Remind them that they are all welfare queens.
*Remind them that they all used to be slaves.
*Ask them whether their master allowed them to talk to a white person.
*Kindly remind them that you're not cotton.
*Ask why you're not allowed to say "nigga". Repeatedly.
*Offer them fried chicken.
*Call the police. The nigger '''will''' act like he just [[rape|raped]] a white, latin or asian girl, whether he did it recently or not.
*Hand the nigger a piece of soap. Tell him he looks like he needs it.
*Ask a nigger how to rap.
*Ask if it plays basketball.
*Talk like an intelligent person. Niggers hate intelligent persons, for obvious reasons.
*"Trayvon Martin deserved it."
*Inform them that "George Zimmerman" is of multiracial heritage and not white.
*[https://tour5m.ghettogaggers.com/index.php Show them this] and '''{{archive|Rpehe|that}}'''
*Wear jet black glasses and walk with a cane through any up and coming black neighborhood at night while shouting: "MASSA?! Where is you?!" Bonus points if you can pull off acting deaf and wear a hoodie simultaneously.
*Inform them that Uganda has a higher standard of living and knows NOT to eat da poo poo.
*Run after them with a noose and a burning lighter. Niggers are like cavemen, they are deathly afraid of fires that they didn't cause.
*Ask them if they know the difference between Dr. Seuss and Dr. Dre.
*Walk up with a calculator and ask if they have a problem. Even if they (inevitably) don't get this one, it results in a guaranteed chimpout.
*Ask them if they knew that James Earl Ray was actually Ray Charles.
*Tell them the following phrase: "In all sincerity, you blacks stole from Vanilla Ice. That man invented rap while you were banging spoons on Home Depot buckets for pocket change.... nigger."
*Ask them if the Crips are physically, or just mentally handicapped.
*Ask them if they ever saw the movie Jaws, and if it scared them. If they say "No, it didn't", inform them that since they are black, water scares them more than sharks.
*Tell them not all [[cops|Police officer]]s are racist gestapo hired just to kill them
*"[[George Floyd]] Deserved it"

Always remember, every nigger has a gun! A bullet proof vest is mandatory when trolling them. Alternatively, just hold a melon hostage. And call the cops! Cops love nothing more than to catch a nigger with his pants down.

==See Also==
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*[[Aboriginal]]
*[[Africa]]
*[[Ebola virus]]
*[[Al Sharpton]]
*[[Angry]]
*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]]
*[[Thieves]]
*[[Poor people]]
*[[Barack Hussein Obama]]
*[[Killer]]
*[[Black People Love Us!]]
*[[Black Lives Splatter]]
*[[BLACKbusterCritic]]
*[[Bomani Armah]]
*[[Chocolate rain]]
*[[Dangerman]]
*[[Digital Blackface]]
*[[Chikins|Fried Chicken]]
*[[Herman Cain]]
*[[Jay Bundy]]
*[[Jena Six]]
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Kwanzaa]] - Nigger [[Christmas]].
*[[Lovely Peaches]] - Fat [[Instagram]] negress who abuses animals and children
*'''{{archive|nzNwP|Nigger Forum}}'''- Heavily active forum exclusively for niggers and nigger-lovers; troll for the lulz (especially that uppity '''Doby''' nigger)
*[[Mark Essex]] - Honky Pig Killer
*[[Mediatakeout]] - A blog made for niggers.
*[[Nigga Know Technology]] -- niggas also know how to write boring blogs.
*[[Nigger Manual]] -- A comprehensive guide to taming your very own nigger.
*[[NO NIGGERS]]
*[[P.A. Palace]]
*[[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]--A meme brilliantly illustrating what black people do after gobbling up some delicious chikinz and watermelonz.
*[[Slavery]]
*[[The Great Black Dick Hoax]]- Niggers are programmed to spread this hoax.
*[[There are no niggers on the Internet]]
*[[TightRope]]
*[[Vintage Black Americana]]
*[[Travis the Killer Chimp]]
*[[White Extinction]]
*[[Wrong Location Nigger]]
*[[Black Supremacy]]
*[[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]]
*[[OpFerguson]]
*[[Trayvon Martin]]
*[[2204355]]
*[[George Floyd]]

===Types of Nigger===

*[[Happy Negro]]
*[[Sheeeit Nigger]]
*[[ULTRANIGGER]]
*[[Black chicks]]
*[[The Batman Rapist]]
*[[Nigger pig]]
*[[Nigglypuff]]
*[[Black Diligent]]

Subscript text===Nigger Palette-Swaps===
*[[Ice niggers]] (''White people'' esp. Canadians and Northern Europeans)
*[[Potato niggers]] (''Irish'')
*[[Porridge niggers]] (''Scots'')
*[[Brits|Tea niggers]] (''Brits'')
*[[Wales|Sheep niggers]] (''Welshies'')
*[[Indonesia|Mangrove niggers]](''Indonesians'')
*[[Germany|Nazi niggers]] (''GERM-ans'')
*[[Jews|Gold niggers]] (''Jews'')
*[[Russia|Tundra niggers]] (''Rush-ans'')
*[[Wop|Spaghetti niggers]] (''Eye-talians'')
*[[Romania|Tuica niggers]] (''Romani people'')
*[[Sand niggers]] (esp. ''Arabs'', but also ''Middle Easterners'' (Turks, Kurds Iranians), Central Asians (Turkmens, Uzbeks,Tadjiks) and ''North Africans'' (Berbers,Tuareg))
*[[Prairie niggers|Casino niggers]] (''Injuns'')
*[[Curry niggers]] (''Indians'')
*[[Rice niggers]] (''Chinks'')
*[[Japanese|Anime niggers]](''Japs'')
*[[Sea niggers]] (''Aboriginals'')
*[[Mexicans|Nee-groes]] (''Latinos'' esp. [[Puerto Rico|Ricans]])
*[[Philippines|Asian niggers]] (''Fake Southeastern Asians'')
*[[New Zealand|Kiwi niggers]] (''Kiwis'')

==External links==
*'''{{archive|zlNIO|How to be a nigger}}'''
*'''{{archive|BVAFI|Omar's African Adventure}}''' - A Niggerian [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scammer]] gets 0wned
*'''{{archive|yBRMt|Chimpmania}}''' - Chronicling the Over-Glorified Apes in the Wild
*'''{{archive|qW764|Scientist claims black people are less intelligent than white people}}'''[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/6327171/Scientists-claim-black-people-less-intelligent-than-whites-in-Channel-4-show.html] - You don't really need a scientist to prove this. [[drugs|The]] [[africa|evidence]] [[gang|is]] [[Rap|all]] [[Chikins|around]] [[haiti|you]].
*'''{{archive|yi8H7|Niglet breeding school}}'''
*{{fb|thugreport}} - News From Da Hood
*[https://www.gizoogle.net/ Learn ta rap like a nizzle n' search fo' tha hizzle]
*{{wayback|http://trutube.tv/video/10932/What-Would-Zimmerman-Do|20140508035656|title=Cultural Enrichment Compilation}}
*'''{{archive|kRdme|Stuff Black People Don't Like: Urine detection system on buses}}''' ningnogs are pissed about not being able to piss in their seats.
*{{fb|Bigbryanbig}} - Talk to a real crack-dealing Detroit nigger
 
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Nigger

2025-05-05T12:24:58Z

Gaelstrym:

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[[Image:Blacksrelax.jpg|thumb|Words of wisdom. Repeat after me, [[mormons|class]]!]]
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:SmallBlackDick4.jpg|thumb|[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Black men are known for their sexual prowess and their extremely large penises.]]]]
[[Image:Nigrobwimn.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the movie King Kong, real life monkeys don't let go once the white womenz is in their grasp]]
[[File:Reddit niggers.png|thumb|Nigger heaven – it's called [[Reddit]]. ]]
[[File:Reddit - they said they wouldn't read it!.png|thumb|So offensive that saying it on [[Reddit|Nigger Heaven]] will earn you an instant ban.]]

'''Niggers''' ''(scientific name: '''Simius africanus''', the Black Monkey; politically correct: '''Americanus Basketballensis''')'' are a species of apes devolved from interbreeding gorillas and orangutans (not bonobos/chimpanzees, higher life forms), and proof of the "Missing Link" theory in Evolutionary Biology as the more retarded simian cousins to the Neanderthal ancestors of our higher species ''[[White|Homo Sapiens]]''. Due to a lack of evolutionary pressure and incentives from their native environment, the Niggers were [[Mental retardation|unable to develop the IQ]] required for civilization due to mental retardation. Premature exposure to human civilization in fact overloads their cerebral cortexes, resulting in instinctive violence. This is known as a [[chimp out]] or a "Nigger Moment". This is why, when subjected to the stress of a human-dominated environment, a Great Ape specimen degenerates into the highly dangerous form known as the Nigger (example: what happened to [[Harambe]]). Niggers are [[poor]], retarded, so ugly that even animal lovers don't want to fuck them, and worse, they smell like a mixture of wild animal fur and a decayed old mop full of shit even after taking a shower. Having spent the last million years in the African jungle throwing spears at each other and swinging on vines, niggers are predisposed to crime and antisocial behavior due to their biology and (de)evolution.

Environments where a Human can observe how wild Niggers interact with Nature include: [[Africa]], [[KFC]], the [[Ghetto|Projects]] your local [[Prison|Zoo]], and getting [[Irony|executed for being a violent non-white monkey]]. Today, wild Niggers astray in Human environments are known to capture [[White|Human]] females and drag them back to their hives for breeding and/or lunch, though it is possible for a Human to condition the Nigger to temporarily conform to Human values via [[Slavery|specialized social rehabilitation techniques]]. For a [[Lulz|heart-warming end]] to your visit at the zoo, go to the primate enclosure and you may see some niggers spending some quality time with their relatives via their instinctive mating ritual of smearing each other with their pheromone-filled [[Shit|excrement]]. For this reason, [[Cops|zookeepers and professional veterinarians]] commonly mistake wild niggers for escaped chimpanzees and throw them into the chimp enclosure, where they quickly fit right in and [[Chimpout|fully revert to their monkey appearance]].

The diet of a nigger consists primarily of [[shit]] self-loathing and being a professional victim, fried chicken, watermelons, [[Kool-Aid]], [[Purple Drank]], malt liquor and cocaine with an extra topping of shit, all proven by science to have zero content of DHA necessary for human brain development. If the nigger is hungry, they will almost certainly resort to [[cannibalism]] and eat the closest monkey or niglet nearby. [[Ebola-chan]] was God's punishment for niggers eating each other alive and killing each other 100% of the time due to AIDS spreading from their rape. Niggers, like their tree-dwelling monkey forefathers, will almost always resort to their simian instincts, raping white women and throwing their own shit at other niggers due to their mental disability to comprehend abstract human values such as ethics, math, respect, and the Rule of Law. Because of the prevalence of violence in nigger territory, 9 out of 10 wild niggers are at risk of being captured by [[Cops|Animal Control]] and subjected to [[Lynching|Euthanasia]] before the age of three. Niggers also almost constantly make [[Rap|noise]] about raping Humans and stealing [[welfare]] checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to "pimp out" their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers stealing hubcaps from moving cars.

The [[Negress|Nigger women]] are the most dangerous species. They're also stupid, poor, ugly, and stinky, but most importantly, they're [[fat]] obnoxious assholes. Nigger women, also known as negresses, [[Nigra|nigras]], sheboons, or sows, are land-whales who will constantly talk, yell, and babble to each other in public at ridiculous volumes. When challenged, nigger women show their stupidity as well, by taking off their earrings, shoes, and bling before fighting, as their brains are not big enough to know this has no fucking effect whatsoever. If you confront a negress in public, beware, for she will surely call her sistahs to [[Buttsex|"handle yo ass."]] They are thought to be the ugliest form of multicellular life in the entire animal kingdom, which is why male niggers will [[Rape|mate with]] other species, most notably their fellow yet more highly evolved apes, the Chimpanzees (from which [[AIDS]] is derived). Until the superiorly built [[White|Human Race]] arrived, both prostitution and AIDS were the result of niggers raping chimp hoes. Also, nigras, unlike human females who possess vaginas, have only one posterior opening: the asshole, used for both shitting and expelling niglets. This is why freshly born niglets are infused with the color and stench of severe diarrhea.

Another distinguishing feature of them is how they process and translate the [[English]] language into a complete abomination in order to make it more understandable for their diminished cortexes: [[Ebonics]]. For an example of Ebonics, try provoking the aforementioned Negroid sheboon into aggression.

All niggers, especially wild niggers, are dangerous in groups, regardless of gender, and travel in packs. This is because they wish to buy a large bucket of KFC chicken and some white hoes to share amongst their tribe. No respectable [[White devil|white people]] should ever come into contact with a gang of niggers. If you are a white person who has had contact with a nigger-[[No one|wait, who are we kidding?]] [[Dumbass|Niggers don't know how to read anyway.]] If you come into contact with a nigger, it is advisable to immediately shower for at least four hours, lest the black taint [[Furry|assimilate you and transform you into one ofi them.]] Luckily, the nigger taint, not unlike those it infects, cannot stand the touch of hot water or soap. This is the reason niggers stink.

==The term and its meanings==

[[Image:Happy-family.jpg|thumb|High pedigree monkeys.]]

"Nigger" was, in fact, NOT an offensive term, for it was a derivative of the Latin word '''nigrum/nigra''', which simply meant "black". When the Spanish conquered the world after the Renaissance, it changed to ''negro'', which in Spanish simply meant "black", with no offensive intent whatsoever. Thus, "negro" (aka "nigger") was originally a positive, friendly term [[at least 100]] years ago (read [[Mark Twain]] books and [[E.S. Nigger Brown Stand]]).

Then it changed to have an archaic definition as a pejorative. This old usage was mostly localized to [[North America]] and meant, in general, people with dark skin. First, [[Civil War|Abe Lincoln]] let the apes loose. [[Some Argue|This was widely regarded as a bad move]] and has enraged [[White|many people]]. However, the apes weren't grateful: they were [[butthurt]] about losing their rightful place in the world. Due to said butthurt, they decided that all the old terms for their kind were suddenly offensive. Taking a cue from this, other races began to use "Nigger" as an insult. This archaic usage is still used by American blacks who haven't gotten over their [[victim complex]] and by American whites (often college professors) with the baggage of [[liberal guilt]].

Due to the linguistic requirements of [[ebonics]] and all niggers being dumped off at Lake Forest Middle, it is now considered a friendly term among blacks and a verbal request to be murdered if said by anyone else. The more specific terms "thug" or "gangsta" refer to a negroid who feels the need to act like a hard-ass all the time for no apparent reason. Such "street niggers" are the bane of all civilized people.

But let's [[Serious business|cut the bullshit and get down to the facts here]], people. "Nigger" can now refer to [[True|anyone of any skin color]], but let's be honest... it's more commonly used to refer to a piece of shit black "person" who spends all of his time standing on the street corner drinking malt liquor, smoking crack, and plotting how to kill you and take your stuff.

===Alternative terms===
Many niggers are offended by some of the terms referring to their race (but not if they are used by a nigger). If you choose from this list, you might find one that the niggers you're talking about don't mind hearing: '''African-American, afro-American, abomination, ape, Aunt Jemima, black, blackfella, bluegum, boy, buckwheat, chimpanzee, Chimp, colored person, coon, cotton picker, gator bait, jigaboo, jive talker, jungle bunny, mammy, monkey, moolie, Moor, mud person, murder monkey, muthafuckah, my man, nappy head, negro, negroid, nigga, nig, niggah, nigger, nig-nog, nigra, nigaboo, person of color, pickaninny, porch monkey, groid, Sambo, schwartze, schvoogie, sharecropper, shine, shooter, shitskin, slave, spade, spearchucker, spook, tar baby, token, Tyrone, Uncle Tom, welfare monkey, coons, cotton-pickers, dawgs, jungle monkeys, colored people, chimps, pavement apes, chocolate people, homies, porch monkeys, groids, spooks, darkies, shit-skins, spades, jigaboos, gorillas, blackies, nigras, welfare sloths, kaffirs, mooncrickets and Antique farming equipment.''' Look {{wayback|http://www.usgennet.org/family/smoot/terms.html|20071230030222|title=HERE}} There are many archaic terms for various shadings of the breed.

'''Remember kids:''' a half-nigger is called an OREO COOKIE. Ya know, like [[Black Jesus|Obama]].

==Outside America==

The term "nigger" is seldom heard in the wasteland that exists outside the [[Lol|shining]] shores of Jewmerica, because while Jewmerica is the only nation to ever elect a nigger leader without vote-rigging, the unwashed foreign hordes enjoy feeling superior to Americucks while simultaneously oppressing their own niggers. Paradoxically, the unwashed foreign hordes use words like '''boy''' casually, sending stuck up, ''' usually white''', Amerimutt nigger apologists into spasms of indignation. However, the close relative of the Nigger, the [[Sand Nigger]], has made a comeback in [[Britain]]. The [[Apartheid|superior white South Africans]] also call them "kaffir", which is derived from the [[Sand Nigger]] word kafir meaning [[Homosexuals|infidel]].

==History==
[[Image:Human-evolution-from-ape-to-black-to-white.jpg|thumb|right|[[Liberals| Liberal race-denialists]] fail to acknowledge the Nigger's correct place in the evolutionary process.]]
Our very drunk [[God]] invented [[Animal|Niggers]] after losing badly at a poker night with [[Buddha]], [[Satan]], and whatever deviant gods the towel-headed [[Arabs]] claim to worship in between camel [[buttsecks|buggering]]. The first niggers were created from turds taken from dingy, smelly peat bogs located around Dundee, [[Scotland]], to be used as slaves to make white people's lives easier and find a market for the [[watermelon]], a vegetable posing as a fruit that normal white people would never eat.

It is also believed that a big piece of shit, shoved up an orangutan's pussy before being fucked by a skunk, evolved into the [[Animal|nigger]] and subsequently the brown color of the species because of the genetic structure of the piece of shit combined with the skunk cum in the orangutan pussy. Soon, the [[Animal|niggers]] discovered ancient texts that taught them to use the dark side of the force. It corrupted them, giving them unspeakable power as well as their characteristic dark color and smell. For [[over 9000 years]], the white man recognized this threat and waged war on the [[animal|niggers]]. Utilizing its superior numbers, the [[white people|white man]] defeated nigger-kind and stripped it of its power. After three hundred years of deserved servitude, most niggers were freed by a coalition/conspiracy [[butthurt]] liberals ([[Abraham Lincoln]]) and accidentally [[Oxymoron|freed niggers]] (Martin Luther King) who took advantage of the Confederate States of America and the failure of ten million inbreds to keep five million [[Animal|niggers]] dumb and happy picking cotton and eating watermelon.

In the late twentieth century, the [[Animal|niggers]] renamed themselves niggas in an attempt to shed their truly shady past. It didn't work, as shown by the saying "you can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger." Niggers nowadays use their newfound freedom for constructive purposes, such as robbing liquor stores, shooting each other with Tec-9's, raping white women, and wearing clothes that are about ten sizes too big.

===Niggers in ancient times===
A lot of niggers believe that the ancient Egyptians were actually niggers. Yeah, right. Like a nigger can figure out how to mummify something. Or build a pyramid. Or make a chariot. (Though there are numerous hieroglyphic records of chariots being stolen by what the Egyptian cops called "baboon people," there are no records of niggas with Egyptian driver's licenses or chariot insurance. Some things never change.)

Another common nigger belief is that the ancient Greeks were just a bunch of fuck-tards until they stole the niggers' knowledge and got uppity. Nobody ever explained to the niggas that knowledge is not a physical, finite substance and that if somebody steals your knowledge, you still have it. There are no confirmed records of niggers ever having any knowledge at all, with the notable exception, during post-Civil War reconstruction, of knowing how to steal watermelons from Whitey's fields.

The [[Vikings]] referred to niggers as the [[Avatar (movie)|blue men]] because the words for "blue" and "black" were all messed up in their [[Swedish|silly hurdy-gurdy language]]. Some niggers even traveled with the Vikings (taking easily to the Viking career options of pillager, raider, [[rapist]] and thug) and married Viking wives (who were likely [[Aryan|pale skinned, blue-eyed, and blonde-haired]], demonstrating that niggers loved dem white wimminz even back then).

However, there is evidence that some Somali niggers were great pirates back in the day... Well, okay, that probably isn't too unrealistic once you think about it; looting ships armed with guns, swords, and knives, gangbanging white hookers and stealing gold and bling, [[No shit|it's not too surprising there]], g'noewatimsayun?

==Characteristics==
[[Image:Black Features.jpg|thumb|left|Features clearly visible]]
A Nigger is the long-sought-after "missing link" between man and ape. Their oversized lips, tight-curled hair, and love for fried [[chikins]], [[watermelons]], purple drank, [[Dat Ass|large asses]], jailhouses, crack rocks, and dat wyte pussay distinguish them.

The [[sheneequa|female]] version of this species of sub-human is the '''Nigress''', or "She-Nigger". They are known mostly for their completely oversized asses, their completely fucktarded names (Bix Nood, La'queesha, Tam'queesha, Mo'neeque, Mercades, LaFawnduh, Vazelineh etc), and their 6 inch long fake nails.

They tend to gravitate towards shiny things, which they call '''bling''', and cover their [[Bicycle|cars]] with them. They [[LOL WUT|believe]] that this makes them [[USI|special]], but in reality, it just makes them [[gay]] and [[retard|retarded]].
===Why niggers love watermelons and fried chicken===
Niggers are attracted to bright colors and large amounts of sugar, not unlike their cousins who swing from trees. Niggers get obsessed with trivial pleasures like watermelon, fried chicken, and bling because it stimulates a vestigial part of their primitive jungle brains. Niggers are, by their very nature, useless scroungers. They didn't grow anything, they didn't raise anything, and they didn't hunt anything. They've spent the last entire fucking millennium before captivity foraging for food on the jungle floor—minimizing their physical activity during the day and seeking to avoid predators during the night.

Ripe and rotting fruit was the mainstay of the Nigger diet in Da Muddaland. This was a huge bonus in terms of survival-easy to digest and rich in water and carbohydrates, it took very little energy to digest and assimilate.

Niggers today are still "Hard Wired" to get all excited over brightly colored fruit drinks, which is programmed into their DNA, and will invariably make a bee-line to the fruit punch and grape drink fountains in the cafeteria, thinking they've hit the jackpot!

Don't be fooled; niggers are still the same stupid, primitive apes they were 100,000 years ago. A few decades of MTV and Affirmative Action isn't going to change a damn thing!

==Types of Niggers==
[[File:Agdadgadgadggad.PNG|thumb|left|You'd best know [[Dead Nigger Storage|the difference]].]]
[[Image:Transnigger.png|280px|right|A [[wigger|transnigger]].]]
*'''[[Wigger|Wannabe Nig]]''': Someone who for unfathomable reasons seeks to become any of the other creatures on this list. May call themselves a "transnigger", "burned cracker" or many other Euphemisms.
*'''Quadroon''': A racial cocktail, consisting of one part mulatto, one part fat [[white trash]]. Shake well and incarcerate.
*'''The Nig''': The Nig is essentially a nigger pretending to act civilized in order to rape your children. [[Obama|Obongo hisself]] is the most well-known Nig currently alive.
*'''The Negro''': The Negro is known for having all the basic traits of the nigger species. They share a fetish for fried chicken (most likely ''Church's Chicken'' because it's the cheapest kind) and purple drank (a fruit juice-cough medicine concoction, boiled sweets optional). Their attire includes clothes that are 10 sizes too big, fake gold chains, converse sneakers, flannel shirts that fit so god damn tight its [[gay|disgusting]], and custom baseball caps with flattened brims and the tags still on, cuz dey gotz dat sw@qq. Some niggers also are known to have dey dreds so deyz be lookz coolz n sheeit. These objects are not only retarded, but filthy and disease-ridden. If you see a nigger with dreadlocks walking toward you, [[rape|prepare your anus]].
*'''The [[Double Nigger]]''': The Double Nigger makes up about [[over 9000|85]]% of crime in the U.S., as well as [[Occupy Wall Street|99%]] of all [[gangs]] . They're known for making JewTube videos in which they flash their 10 dollar bills while wearing their respective gang's "Cullaz", smoke blunts, and show off their Cerebral Palsy or some shit. The Double Nigger has been immortalized in Rockstar Game's Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
*'''The Niggest''': The Niggest are the indigenous niggers of Africa, a continent known for its [[AIDS]], and ass-backward society. Their skin is so black, that the only way you could possibly see them after dark would be if they [[trollface|showed their teeth]], but by then, it will be too late. This is the main cause of the spread of [[AIDS]] in [[Africa]], as it is in the nigger's (especially the Double Nigger and Niggest's) primal nature to [[rape]] anything that moves.

==Communication==
 
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[[Image:EBONICS.jpg|thumb|left|[[Black Jesus|Black Honor Student]]]]
Since all niggers are too lazy to learn proper English, it is practically impossible to understand them. Their [[Ebonics|"language"]] is in fact the epitome of laziness. An example in modern ebonics is "ackin" for "acting" because [[Lazy|it's just too much effort to move the tongue to the roof of the mouth to make a "t" sound]]. The nigger is sometimes simply too [[retarded|derro]] to learn proper English."Hello, my name is Jamie" converts to "YO YO YO wazzup bitches and bitchets, my name is Jamie C, respectaz or I'll pop a cap in yo' white ass foo'!" A typical nigger's burn consists of putting random words together. Examples include [[Goatse|"yo ol' burnt skittle lookin' azz"]] or [[Pain series|"poptart frostin' bald head."]] After the niggers burn on each other, every other nigger laughs as loud as possible for 20 minutes with their hands in front of their mouths in an idiotic way and then starts shooting each other over drugs. The last nigger standing will then take all the drugs in an epic win. Hopefully, he'll kill himself after realizing his homies are dead, causing lulz.

Not to be confused with [[English]], for whites, [[Engrish]], for Asians, [[Spanish|El English]], for [[Mexicans]], Nigger Speak is it's own form of language, containing many profanities and numerous nonsense/useless [[nonsense|slang]] words in a single sentence. On the internet, this stupidity is magnified [[at least 100|at least 100 times]] and usually leaves all other races in a [[wtf]] moment. Unlike [[Leetspeak|13375p34k]], where the words have a minor purpose, Nigger Speak has no use whatsoever and is the [[Nigger|Nigger's]] way of getting back at the white man. The normal conversation between two fluent in Nigger Speak goes something like this: "Smh, lmlmlml, dat sht hd mi rolin on duh fukin flor" "Omkfc, ikr."

See here for an example of the North American Nigger, in its native habitat:
 
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{{quote|Blastin' Them Bitches to Tha Floor,Five-O Mothafuckaz Dead By Tha Police Department Front Door, I Waz Here Before You Heard The Term Hardcore!|Some nigga rapper AKA Madd-Rippah}}

==Hobbies==
[[Image:Eating Pudding.gif|180px|thumb|right|Niglet preparing for its life of [[diabeetus]]]]
[[Image:Nigger KING.jpg|300px|right|thumb|The result of centuries of selective slave breeding and [[Jews|money hungry sports team owners.]]]]
[[File:Dirty niggers in nigger tent.png|300px|right|thumb|Awwww look at them, they look so happy in their niggers tent]]
*[[Attention Whores]] worse than a drag queen
*Caring what others think(but pretending not to)
*Playing the race card (niggers secret weapon)
*Intimidating other animals
*Loving their cars and motorcycles more than anything in this world(including wife and kids)
*Using humans for their own benefit
*Mocking other species
*Mechanophilia (fetish)
*Pretending
*Pretending having money (but you'd know better, unless you're a [[Retard]].)
*Even taking stupid photos of them with money in their mouths
*Raping white [[wimminz]]
*Bragging about [[lie|their massive cocks]] (Which they don't know how to use)
*Being so fucking loud at movie theaters and plays
*Stealing from [[whitey]]
*[[Riots|Rioting]]
*Whining about [[The Man]] keeping them down
*Driving expensive cars to the welfare office
*Collecting welfare checks
*Spending welfare checks on chicken and rims
*Eating [[KFC]]
*Eating shit in Europe
*Robbing local [[7/11|convenience stores]]
*Stealing [[Bike|bikes]]
*Being [[You|a useless waste of space in general]]
*[[Rodney King|Getting beat up by the cops]]
*Taking loads of [[The Crackhead|crack]]
*Ripping dumb whitey with [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scams]]
*Wasting precious carbon atoms
*Being [[Obama|fucking useless]]
*Pissing off [[Raptor Jesus|Jesus]]
*[[Ethiopia|Starving to death]]
*Fighting [[Africa|constant civil wars]]
*SHOOPED, NIGGA
*Shooting each other
*Stealing Air Jordans (nigger shoes)
*Joining gangs
*Eating watermelinz
*Becoming a whitey's [[slave|bitch]]
*Looking like [[shit]]
*Not going to school
*Sleeping in the streets
*Eating [[shit]]
*Spreading [[AIDS]]
*[[Fact|Getting thrown to jail for no reason]]
*Singing and clapping in church
*Tricking the Human race into thinking that they are one of us
*Performing drive-bys with an Uzi
*Shitting on your porch
*Being complete assholes
*Winning first place in a Monkey beauty pageant
*Stinking like shit
*Being negative influences on [[Wigger|dumb white kids]], [[Vietnam|even dumber, poorer asian kids]] and [[Spics]].
*Driving down the street and blasting shitty rap music out of their rusted out Cadillac/Chevy Caprice.
*Using Ebonics in the presence of intelligent white people, then getting pissed off when asked what the fuck they said.
*Tripping over their baggy pants as they run from the cops.

==Racial science==
[[File:DLemontruenegro.jpg|thumb|right|D'Lemonz shows off his pride on CNN]]

A brief, though multi-faceted encyclopedia entry on niggers was featured in the Swedish Nordic Family Encyclopedia Book, given out in 1913, which recounts the following:

{{quote|"The most important physical characteristics, by which these true niggers be separated from other ethnicities, art the following: 1) the strong prognathism of the cranium with a width index of 70-74 and abnormal thickness, which allows the nigger to endure blows, which unconditionally would crush a normal European skull /.../ 6) slender legs and wide, flat feet, with the big toe shaped almost like a "griptoe" and the flat heel protruding backwards. In mental respect, the nigger can be commonly said to stand at a child's standpoint with, as a rule, feeble aptitude and lively fantasy. He is happy and unconcerned, although occasionally ostensibly serious; he lacks power and endurance, commits to inspiration/impulses of the moment and swiftly altering moods, and is very sensitive with a distinctive sense for the comical. He is furthermore in possession of a rich inner life, can sometimes showcase distinctive friendliness, but acts, as a rule, shyly, leery and with a lack of any trace of mercy and compassion."}}

==Breeding Habits==
[[Image:Startyoung.gif|180px|thumb|left|WELL DEY HAFTA LEARN SUMTIME AND DA SOONA DA BETTA!]]
[[Image:Cock-pants.jpg|thumb|muh dik]]

Niggers are now required by Federal Law to breed only in [[Atlanta]] during Spring Break as part of efforts to keep the nigger population under control and reduce the need to buy riot gear and import watermelons from foreign sources. Not that they pay any attention to this law any more than they do to any other law. The act of niggers engaging in sexual reproduction with humans is classified as bestiality.

During the official nigger mating season, the nigger performs a fantastic mating ritual to locate a victim. First, said nigger smokes a shitload of weed. Then, the nigger hides in a mud puddle—years of evolution allow the nigger to simply blend in. After spotting the perfect white woman (niggers hate mating with their own kind, since all niggers secretly wish they weren't niggers), they jump out of the puddle and beat the innocent woman to the ground. After letting the woman beg to let her keep her virginity, the nigger proceeds to rape her in every possible opening, after which the nigger kills its forced mate for fear of its natural enemy, child support. If the said negro belongs to a hive, the nigger captures the woman and forcibly drags her to the hive for breeding.

Niggers fornicate heavily all year round. "Fornicating" with a nigger means raping respectable white women, fucking a dog in the ass instead of another nigger, or falling for a female's mating ritual. Niggers caught fucking a she-nig are cast out by their tribe of home-boys for breaking with tradition and being wack.

In spite of the U.S. breeding restrictions, many American Niggers simply go to other countries to spawn with humans and return with Nigger/humanoid hybrids. Hines Ward, Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver, is the product of one such case... his daddy was a nigger who enlisted in the army for free college and healthcare, and his momma was a South Korean woman (a nigger will fuck anything that moves except another nigger, even if it's a respectable citizen of an ally of the government they serve). Hines, instead of building TV sets in Seoul for two dollars a fucking week, is the highest-paid member of the most famous team in the NFL (Nigger Felony League). He can catch and hit hard like a nigger, but he runs elusively like a skittering little chink. The combination is deadly for opposing defenses.

==Natural Enemies==
[[Image:DEM20.jpg|thumb|left|300px| Introducing the nigger's natural predator, the [[Red Neck]]. One of the best means of [[Genocide|controlling this pest's population]].]]
Although the nigger seems like a powerful foe, it has many natural predators. In addition to child support, one of the more visible predators who actively hunt niggers is the common [[redneck]]. Niggers hate rednecks almost as much as rednecks hate niggers, although both have much in common. They're products of selective inbreeding, are significantly lacking in intelligence and common sense to an almost fatal level, listen to music that is offensive to the ears and damaging to the other senses, drink alcoholic concoctions that differ very little from urine, and practice poor hygiene almost as an art form.

Probably the most widespread natural enemies of niggers are the common street cops or sheriffs, also known as "pigs", "blue devils", "the Man", or "the police" (po'- leece, in Ebonics). Cops are known to hunt for niggers on a continual basis not because they are racist but because [[Over 9000|99.9]] percent of crime is done by—you guessed it—niggers. To a cop, trying to bust a non-nigga for a crime like shooting at a barrel full of fish in hopes of nailing a duck. Niggas are the broad side of a barn when it comes to violating the law.

Another natural predator is the [[KKK]], although everybody agrees that contrasting the KKK with rednecks is useless because, truth be told, there ain't no fucking difference between the two groups at all. Every Klansman is a redneck, and every redneck is a Klansman.

In a peculiar turn of nature and society, the nigga is often its own natural enemy. If a nigga is actually guilty of doing harm to other niggas, like shooting them, stealing their money, setting up crack houses in their neighborhoods, and so forth, the other niggas refuse all aid to the cops who are trying to end their oppression. This nigga "don't snitch" policy has two beneficial effects: first, it lets the perp keep shootin', stealin', and dealin' crack, which pushes the nigga community ever downward into the muck. Second, the absence of nigga prosecution witnesses in court encourages the legal system to incarcerate a shitload of niggas regardless of their guilt, resulting in a significant reduction in the number of niggas on our streets and in the breeding population. And that's a good thing.

==The Nigra Civil Rights Movement==
Despite the niggas' being freed by whitey, there was still tons of racism, especially in the American South following the end of the [[Civil War]]. Groups of [[rednecks|Confederate soldiers]], still seething in butthurt rage after taking a much-deserved ass-whooping from their Northern masters, didn't want their former pieces of property to get away too easily. Nobody can blame them entirely; who else could bear the loss of valuable human working machines forced to pick cotton and perform hard labor without pay? As a result, the KKK was formed, and Jim Crow laws were implemented. Anyway, niggers were lynched in the 1800's and early 1900's because they were well hung.

An important part of the Civil Rights movement was the NAACP, an organization famously started by white people, then taken over by the niggs. The original meaning of "NAACP," forged during the civil rights struggles of the 1950s and 1960s, was "Niggers Ain't Acting Like Colored People." There were too many lulz in it, so Sambo changed it.

===Black History Mumf===
In 1976, a group of niggaz decided to set aside a mumf (a month, in Standard English) to demonstrate to the world that Africans and peoples of African descent had contributed to the advancement of history. Knowing that there actually were no such contributions and that nobody would be interested if there were, the niggas chose February, the shortest, coldest, and most miserable month of the year.

Every February, schools, libraries, and other governmental offices put up displays purporting to honor nigga contributions. The actual contributions of the race (to brutal sports, popular music with filthy lyrics, and criminality of all sorts) are taboo, of course. Well-meaning white folk show off a few niggas who assisted Caucasian do-gooders in freeing the Nigga from slavery (BIG fucking mistake, Whitey!), the guy who invented the traffic light, the handful of niggas who knew how to write books, and a few other made-up stories about nigga accomplishments.

For 28 days, school kids and others laugh at the pathetic nature of the race, and at the end of the mumf, everything is put away for another year.

===Niggers try to Ban their own name===
On July 9th, 2007, a group of niggers at the NAACP believed that if they symbolically buried the word nigger, people would stop using it. As soon as this was broadcast, everyone in the world cried out "NIGGER!", proving that even stupid shit like this will not ban a word. Sorry niggers, you'll never win. Niggers try to ban their own names because they crash into each other and output poop to pull off a poop orgy.

By July 10th, the infamous n-word had resurrected and attached itself to people like Jesse, Sharpton, Michael Vick, Halle Berry, and others. That muthafucka's gonna be tough to take out!

==Confronting a Nigger==
[[Image:Curbstomp.gif|thumb|left|How to deal with niglets.]]
When confronting a nigger in everyday society while unarmed, it is best that you contact your nearest [[Skinhead]] or [[pigs|law enforcement official]]. As a safety precaution, if you are armed, shoot them on sight and immediately proceed to [[pwn|curbstomp]] the fuck out of them. See Edward Norton for tips on how to best handle a nigger). If unarmed, your only hope is to scream "[[Ebonics|OH LAWDZ IS DAT SUM CHIKUN?!]]" and use the distraction to avoid raep. Interacting with a nigger is highly discouraged as it is more than likely you will be immediately raep'd, robbed, and/or transferred [[AIDS|HIV/AIDS]].
[[Image:Burnt Nigger.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Kill it with fire|An example of how to properly end your conversation with a nigger after confrontation.]]]]

===Surviving a nigger attack===
As you walk or travel through nigger territory, and if you can not see more than 50 to 100 feet in front of you, call out every few minutes until you enter a clear area. Some people call out, others sing, some wear nigger-bells. The point is to make a lot of noise. In most cases, the nigger will run away in a state of confusion.

If you see a nigger, talk to the nigger; study and utilize the standard {{wayback|http://christianparty.net/niggerapology.htm|20071230030222|title=Nigger Apology}}. If this is ineffective and he begins speaking in retarded, low-pitched ebonics, talk to him in soothing tones about things he is familiar with, such as muh dick, [[watermelonz]], rap music, and bling. Don't talk too soothingly, or he may think you are trying to be all gay on him. Niggers are known for being very sensitive about their supposed "manhood". Make sure he sees you. Hold your arms high above your head. This will make you look like a much bigger person to him. Continue to talk and slowly back away. If you run, he will chase you. Niggers can run and jump extremely fast.

If the nigger lunges at you, jump into the water (niggers are horrible swimmers). If you are in an area without water (such as the ghetto or the desert plains of Africa), run in a zigzag motion towards a police station or the white part of town. This will surely confuse him. Whatever you do, DON'T climb a tree. Niggers have had plenty of practice at this sort of thing, as their tree-climbing instincts were honed to a razor edge deep in the jungles of Africa.

Another popular defense against niggers is to carry nigger spray. This has soap and water in it, which niggers hate. If you spray the nigger, he may change his mind or break off an attack, although he may become infuriated and enter a furious black rage. Stay away from niggers. Many tourists think they look cute and like to get close enough to take a picture. Do not be stupid. Also, remember that a niggress with baby niggers is very protective and dangerous and may attack even though you think you are a safe distance away.

No matter how much it begs, never give a nigger your change. This will only attract even more niggers. Many AIDS outbreaks have spread into otherwise clean areas just from niggers being attracted to the sound of loose change. Do your part to keep the epidemic down. Do not try to touch or pet niggers. Their behavior is unpredictable. They might [[Rape|bite]] and poison you with their sharp [[Rape Rodent|teeth]]. Only younger specimens can be trained to serve [[Slavery|a good cause]]. [[Suicide|DO NOT APPROACH THE HERD OF MORE THAN 2 NIGGERS!]] They might confuse you with a bucket of chicken, and [[Om nom nom nom|feed on you]].

=='''{{archive|XWs7t|How to be a Nigger}}'''==
{{main|Wigger}}
[[Image:How to be black.jpg|200px|right]]
*Develop a Strong Sick Sense of Entitlement ( YOU YOU and YOU)
*Avoid Personal Responsibility( a must)
*Play Dumb ^
*Make other people tolerate your bad behavior(if not just say: That's racist )
*Be clueless
*Develop an Inferiority Complex (look angry)
*Manipulate the system (always)
*Make excuses and blame everybody for your miserable life (always)
*Be totally in denial
*Lie about how big your dick is all the time, and about how many white women you fucked while their husbands were away at work. This way, you feel wanted by someone other than law enforcement.
*Bounce as much as you can, bobble your head up & down and back & forth, and hold your crotch when you walk. Don't forget to lick your lips as much as possible.
*Wear the largest clothes you can find. Wear your cap backwards or sideways. Wear a bandana underneath the cap if possible.
*Screw as many fat negro sows as you can, this way your illegitimate children help the mothers bleed the government dry, and you can lie to yourself about what a "playa you is".
*When you get pulled over and arrested for the trunkful of weed in your Sedan deVille, yell racism and racial profiling (even if the cop is black, he's an oreo). Make sure the Nation of Islam and the NAACP hear about your case. Don't forget the ACLU.
*It doesn't matter how shitty your car is, put the biggest diameter rims on you can find, and the most expensive stereo system. Ride around in white neighborhoods at night and play rap music as loud as you can. We love the rattling trunk, we really, really do.
*Talk as loud as you can whenever you can. Especially in libraries or theaters. Black women, this is a perfect time for you to chimp out on your "boo". Remember, white folks invented home video just because of you.
*When begging for money, act offended at white folks who only give you a dime or a "solid quattah" instead of a five dollar bill. This is a reasonable means to attack or mug them. When you get caught, state your reason as "dey wuz white." The media and the ACLU will come to your rescue, so don't sweat it.
*Always whine about how the white man is keeping you down, and how you are owed slave reparations. Even though you've never been a slave and could never survive it because you're lazy.
*Wear a lot of fake gold around your neck and fingers. Go to the dentist and get those rotten teeth replaced with gold implants. Go ahead, you know you're going to stiff the dentist. If he keeps harrassing you about the bill, call the NAACP.
*Say stupid things like "YEEAAAAAAHHHHHH, BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!" or "BEEEEYYYYOOOOOOTTCHHH!!!!!" Use ebonics so you don't have to sound intelligent like white folks.
*Call the founding fathers racist slave owners so that public schools with names like 'George Washington High' or 'Thomas Jefferson High' are changed. Don't stop whining until every public school in America is named the following: 'Malcolm X High', 'Rosa Parks Middle School', 'Rodney King Elementary' and so on.
*Spread sexually transmitted diseases (to white girls if possible) and obsessively use drugs.
*Use "muthafucka" a lot when speaking, end everything with "knowwhumsain?". In certain instances, you may end sentences with "...n' shit". Knowwhumsain?
*Negroes are [[rape|very sexual]] (not in a good way). Fuck anyone or anything.... men, women, children, dogs..... if it has at least one hole, anything goes. Anything to get your freak on.
*When your girlfriend turns you in for roasting her 2 year old son in the oven, tell the police the truth.... he broke your Playstation 2. Don't worry, it should work.... you're black, after all.
*Black women do not need babysitters. Tuck your eight children into bed, go out to the clubs and get drunk and "freaked" by five or six negroes. When you return home at 8:45AM, you'll find that someone ratted you out to Child Protective Services. Blame it on your skin and say, "dey tryin' to take my kids cuz I black, dawg!!"
*To the negro, raping a white woman is the same as if she asked him to fuck her. Go tell your friends what a "playa you is".
*Most negroes should die violently by age 30 if they wish to have a legacy. Black women will grow old and teach their niglets lies about white people so they can carry on their practice of whining and recieving handouts, and so they can justify black-on-white crime.
*Black mothers, you will undoubtedly lose a son or two (or all eight), as a result of being gunned down by a police officer during a struggle over the officer's gun. Chimp out in front of the cameras, lie about how your "baby" was a hardworking, loving, caring son.... even though his rap sheet was long enough to wallpaper the complete interior of your project dwelling, and no matter how many times he beat even your ass on certain occasions.
*When two negroes are ready to fight each other, they should circle each other for approximately half an hour and tell each other how they are going to hurt each other. "We gonna strap, dawg!" or "do sumfin', muhfugga!"
*Speaking of fights, never attack a white person in packs of less than five. Even women, since you'll need at least one nigger to hold each limb while one is raping her.
*Always struggle with the police during your arrest. This way you'll get your 15 minutes of fame on COPS or AMERICA's MOST WANTED.
*The more a woman weighs, the sexier she is, black or white. 300lbs+ is what you should be looking for.
*Use an excessive amount of cologne or perfume to hide your foul odor. Though the cologne stinks, it is an improvement over your funk.
*When failing an IQ test for a promotion or a job application, sue the employer. They will cave in because you're black, and from pressure from the NAACP.
*Yell "Gibbe summa dat" and walk around with your hand out, palm up
*Incidentally, when failing any military IQ test and you are put on the front lines in war, claim that the white men want to kill you because you're black.
*As witnessed in New Orleans, negroes...um...Niggers should ignore warnings to evacuate cities due to incoming natural disasters. When stranded, blame the president and white rescue teams for being racist and abandoning them, even though they were warned they could be on their own for an unknown period of time. Negroes should always wait for the government to do everything for them.
*Negresses should kill their children, then blame the govenment for failing them and all blacks by not giving them enough welfare funds to properly care for the children. Lie about a medical condition, if possible.
*For teenage negresses who are afraid of telling their mothers they are pregnant (some are actually too stupid to tell or in denial), have the child and then abandon it in a trash dumpster, or sell him for a bag of crack cocaine.
*Niggers should covet the thug lifestyle. Act, look, and talk like a thug. When the police begin profiling the thug nigger, it should cry racism and police brutality.
*When niggers are arrested for assaulting or murdering someone, they should always lie and say, "he call me a nigger".

As you can see, being a Nigger is hard work. How do those monkeys even manage?

==Famous Niggers==
[[Image:2uzxbw6.jpg|thumb|right|Silly little nigger ]]
Look, there are 35 million niggers in the United States alone. Every level of government has a shitload of programs to help advance them in society, as does every company that does business with any one of those governments, every college and university, every professional sports team, and just about every enterprise with over three employees (and not just limited to shoe shine stands). But nearly every one of the 35 million niggers is either in jail, doing something that will land them in jail, [[Vandalism|fucking up the place they live in]], wasting thousands of dollars that Whitey spends to educate them, suing their employer for 'scrimmination, applying for government benefits, sellin' drugz, or some other worthless/antisocial pursuit. The ones in college are mostly majoring in Black Studies, which mainly fills their nappy, limited-capacity heads with stories of 500 years of slavery at the hands of the white man. This qualifies them to sue the people that hire them, to lobby for reparations, and to work for the release of every nigga in every prison everywhere.

In spite of this thoroughgoing worthlessness, [[Black Jesus|a few niggers]] [[Lol wut|manage to rise]] above the slime at the bottom of the cesspool and become known in the world of humans. All of them are listed below. Less than a hundred famous niggers out of a population of 35 million, and that's stretchin' it. These few heroes done threw off their chains an' BECOME somebody!

==Culture and Lih-trih-chur==
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08:58:03 <Leonidas> weev: Black culture is a result of affirmative action, segregation and poverty.
08:58:07 <weev> no
08:58:10 <weev> black culture is a result of NIGGERS
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Don't kid yourself, [[retard]]. Niggers are too fucking stupid to come up with anything resembling culture, and the only thing they can write, ever, is the word [[goatse|"motherfucker"]], preferably on the side of your house. Niggers have shown us only one example of anything resembling culture: in [[Jew|LA]], there is a nigger club called the Crips. They're [[truth|fucking dumb]]. So are their [[faggot|butt buddies]], the [[Pain series|Bloods]]. Any and all black "culture" was wiped out by 200 years of slavery, leaving freed niggers to choose between acting white or drinking 40z in after rape/murder sessions.

==The 13/50 Myth==
Conservatives will often remind you that despite comprising only 13% of the United States population, blacks commit 50% of murders. This is false; they actually commit 60.4% of murders.

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==Things Niggers Hate==

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Other than the usual fried chicken, welfare checks, shiny rims and gold 'n bling, there are plenty of things that the general nigger hates. Such examples include:
*Thinking (too much work)
*A clean house
*Physical Labor
*Holding jobs
*[[Cops|DA POOLEESE!]]
*Tasks that involve any kind of physical movement (since niggers are lazy as fuck)
*Courtrooms
*Acting like civilized human beings
*Country music
*[[FOX News]]
*Wearing condoms
*Paying child support
*Stormfront.org
*Paying anything
*Schooling
*[[Cats]]
*Personal hygiene
*Working
*Not blaming whitey for everything wrong in their lives
*[[You]]
*Swimming

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==Visual Guide to Niggers==
 
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File:Tremayne Durham.jpg|Niggers are KFC buckets' natural predator...
File:KFC bucket hat.png|After the feast, the nigger displays its victim's carcass as a symbol of a successful hunt.
File:Oh_lawds_is_i_in_heaven2.png|Niggas love [[Watermelonz]]
File:Watermelon_Wreck.jpg|This is considered a [[shock image]] by niggers.
File:Blacksrelax.jpg|Words of Wisdom. '''{{Wikilink|Black_people_and_Mormonism|(What the Mormons use to abide by)}}'''
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File:Nigger king kong white pussy.jpg
File:Kindernigger.jpg
File:Sftrican starvin marvin facebook.jpg|The starvin marvin situation...
File:Nigger onion.jpg| A Nigger Onion
File:Rapistsworstjob.jpg|This nigga should have picked a different day job.
File:Nigger646.gif
File:Nigger mouth.gif
File:Albino nigger.jpg|An albino nigger.
File:This little nigga noodles.jpg|Azn food is not for niggers
File:nigger-in-a-box.jpg|Warning: Nigger may steal your bike, eat your chicken and watermelons, and may also rape your white wife!
File:47.jpg|Twice the volts, twice the fun!
File:Niggerpiggbank.jpg|Ask your great-grandmother if she's had one of these; and if she still has it, take it and sell it on eBay!
File:You Sir Are A Swine.jpg|As we can see from this painting, niggers have been around for [[at least 100]] years.
File:Niggaspeare.png|This portrait shows what niggers looked like in the Elizabethan era.
File:Giant_Black_Ass.jpg|[[DAT ASS]]
File:Nigger Ass.jpg
File:Nigger Dance.gif|Niggas got moves
File:Typicalnigger.jpg|An average Negro reaction to a Popeye's sale
File:Dos Niggers.jpeg|The only thing you and the most interesting man in the world have in common.
File:the-matrix.jpg|Good question.
File:You just activated my trap card.jpg|[[Niggers]] can whup yo' ass at [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]
File:Sniggersbar.jpg|A candy bar made for Negros
File:Popeyeswtf.gif|OH SHIIIIIIAAAAT!!!!!
File:KingKongedo38.jpg|A nigger captures a white woman, about to participate in glorious buttsecks. Citing the need to "control the negro", and "the frequent occurrence of the crime of rape by negro men upon white women."
File:Female popeyed.jpg|GO TO BED
File:Angry Nigger.jpg|Subject without KFC for 27 minutes
File:Mah Nigga.png|When a nigger makes this face, it is a sign that it looks upon you favorably
File:Niger.jpg|Ferreado.
File:MLK slaves.jpg
File:Boss Nigger Poster.jpg
File:BlackMan.png|Omnomnom
File:Spot_the_nigger.jpg|Who's the odd one out?
File:Nigganerd.jpg|It's okay to say nigga now right?
File:Nigga-kip.png|Yo, I herds you lieks [[mudkipz]]
File:WartyMelon Flava.gif|[[Disney]] know how to market to niggers.
File:Niggaproof basket.jpg|IS DAT SUM RACIAL OPPRESSION?
File:Beernigga.jpg|"OHH LAWDY; I dunt care 'bout no Hurracayne Kuhtreena, at least I gotz me sum free beer to drank!"
File:Back Of The Bus, Nigga.gif|As this educational toy for [[children]] shows, niggers belong at the back of the bus.
File:Bossnigger.jpg|A touching period piece showing the inner soul of an African American.
File:FatHoFrenz.png|Use this [[colorbar]] in your LJ for the [[irony]].
File:Bape.jpg|Niggas tend to walk around with guns & 35 lb. weights. WTF
File:Klan approved.png|This article is KKK Approved.
File:I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night.jpg|I am the terror that flaps in the night...
File:Bigasssandwich.jpg|Surprised it ain't fried chicken! Since when do niggaz eat hamburgers, anyway?
File:Niceass.jpg|A nigga's wet dream.
File:Regular day.gif|Just a regular day in da hood.
File:Never tell a nigger what he can't do.png|Never tell a nigger what he can't do.
File:Nigga get.jpg|You gotta get yourself one.
File:stolen-bikes.jpg|Black people have to steal at least 1 bike a day to stay alive.
File:Nigger You Gay.jpg| All niggers are fags considering they will screw anything.
File:NotMyBabyBitch.gif|Niggas are well known for their prowess on the dance floor.
File:OreoBarbie.jpg|Mattel is racist now OMFGZ!!!
File:Caps conversation.jpg|<s>Blinded me</s> Stole my [[bike]] with [[science]]!
File:Chickenfight.jpg|Truly a brave man.
File:Nigras.jpg|WTF
File:Abstractmoti.jpg
File:Gottahavecereal.gif|Cereal is probably soaked with chicken broth.
File:OH LAWD.jpg|Better than sex.
File:Afreakan.jpg|iFrican. Prolly stole it from [[Mitch Henderson]].
File:Black_History_Month_sale_on_cotton_balls.jpg‎|Walgreens shows off its cultural sensitivity during Black History Month.
File:Quite_serious_indeed.jpg|A typical black person, as he has no idea how to use his computer.
File:Singaporespecialjh1.jpg|A [[Nazi|properly configured]] nigger.
File:Nigger_-_Cereal.jpg|Finally, a cereal aimed at the urban demographic.
File:Nigger thread.jpg|This is a common occurrence on the internet.
File:Nigra.jpg|A nigga at a museum, showing that [[South Park]] can also be racist.
File:Kramer niggers.jpg|[[Kramer]]... not a fan of niggers...
File:Spartankicksnigga.gif|…neither is [[300|King Leonidas!]]
File:Coplove.jpg|[[Lie|Cops and Negroes always did get along well.]]
File:Watermelonsoda.jpg|Oh lawd...
File:Negro community.jpg
File:Nigga Wallpaper.png|If you're black, you must have this as your wallpaper. It's the law.
File:Black Monopoly.png|Discriminatory boardgames.
File:Nigga at game store.jpg|Even in [[Video games|gaming]] [[webcomic]]s.
File:Niggerbrown.jpg|Nigger is a nice sofa color.
File:Atleastimnotanigger.jpg
File:Fun nigger shit.jpg
File:Niggers use drugs while pregnant.jpg
File:Wheredawhitewomenat.jpg|Niggers love all women of other races, whether they are [[fat]] or [[Pro-ana|not]].
File:Niggerfoodstamps.jpg|A Nigger when not leaching off your tax dollars.
File:Confusednigger.gif|One confused Nigger.
File:Plankingnigs.jpg|A natural nigger gathering.
File:Damndirtyapes.jpg|POTA remake with rappers.
File:youngbucks.jpg|Booty niggers start early.
File:1315499363964.jpg| He just wants to bang on ''your'' drum all day.
File:ConfusedNigger.jpg|Fact: All niggers secretly wish they were white.
File:Fighting Monkeys.jpg
File:Niggers Wtf.gif|RAAAAWWWWRRR!!! AAAWWWWAAARRRR!!!
File:niggerfish.jpg|They even have a species of fish named after them.
File:blackmonopoly.jpg|They have their own special edition of Monopoly!
File:Fight_For_Your_Life.jpg|Every Nigger's fantasy... Stickin' it to THE MAN!!1
File:Clymer poster.jpg|1866 [[Democrat]] election poster accurately showing the niggers sloth.
File:Lawltrain.jpg|Typical nigger she-boon being loud as fuck.
File:Chippenfails.jpg|Niggers and [[Fags]] are mortal enemies
File:Kfcoutofbusiness.gif|OH LAWDS, NO!
File:Blacksad.gif|Sorry if we offended you, niglet!
File:CoonChickenInn.jpg|An accurate media representation of niggers.
File:Nigger magnet.jpg|thumb|Magnets proven 100% effective at luring hordes of niggers
File:Warner.jpg|thumb|right|Niggers are criminals by nature.
File:Negroid.jpg|thumb|right|The purest specimen ever captured.
File:The_Niggest.jpg|180px|thumb|right|A Challenger Approaches.
File:Black Lips.jpg|thumb|right|A National Geographic photo of a baboon taking a selfie.
File:Black_Fried_Chicken.jpg|thumb|right|Every nigger's kryptonite.
File:Niggerchickenwifeabuse.jpg|thumb|Common street niggers.
File:Agdadgadgadggad.PNG|thumb|right|You'd best know [[Dead Niggers|the difference]]
File:XzibitBuiltaNig.jpg|thumb|left|Niggers build the worst niggers
File:Crazycerealnigger.gif|thumb|left|A Nigger consuming his breakfast
File:1241249649172.jpg|thumb|left|Look at dem monkey, bra
File:CovetedChikkin.png|thumb|left|Two young negros revering their sacred fowl in a ritualistic display of drool and total faggotry.
File:Blackguywhitegirl.jpeg|thumb|right|After obtaining a pure white virgin drunk, the wild negro moves in for the kill.
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File:Niggers math.png|A mathematical expression of niggers.
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File:Romantic negro.gif
File:Alone in the Dark.jpg
File:That's a penis.gif
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File:Negro rapeface.gif
File:My Trip to Chuck E Cheese's.jpg
File:Nigga thumb dance.gif
File:Niggerfag.jpg
File:Bread nigger.gif
File:No nigger.gif
File:Gorrilla and nigger.gif
File:Beach negro.gif
File:Scurry shit.gif
File:Cookie nigger.jpg
File:Exercise nigger.gif
File:Stare nigger.gif
File:French ass name.gif
File:Nigger bottle.jpg
File:Crossdressing nigger.gif
File:KFC thought.gif
File:Flexi-nigger.gif
File:Krispy Kreme nigger.gif
File:Nigger King.jpg
File:Pinata negro.gif
File:Nenecrazyface.gif
File:Nigger limbo.gif
File:Nigger wedding.jpg
File:Nigger dance.gif|Nigger mating ritual.
File:Birthday present.gif
File:Niggerer.jpg
File:Niggawaa.jpg
File:The-dream-lives-on.jpg|The dream lives on...
File:Black_People_-_Niger_Fried_Chicken.jpg
File:N_GGERS.jpg
File:Yumyumyum.gif | This is how niggers eat.
File:Niggers can't spell.jpg
File:Little nigger.jpg
File:Snake nigger.jpg
File:Black People - Chicken Wing Dispute.png
File:Average black.jpg|Rare "''negro insectus''" sub-species.
File:SLAVERY REINSTATED-Catch yourself a strong one.jpg|[[Slavery|We can only dream]].
File:Niggas_In_the_Wild!!.jpg|[[Black Jesus|January 20, 2009]]
File:TheDifferencebetweenaNiggerandaGangster.jpg |There is a crucial difference between niggers and gangsters
File:Nigger nipples.jpg
File:True Nigger.png|What a true nigger looks like. Not horse manure brown.
File:Niger_Please.gif
File:Planetwatermelon.jpg
File:Black_guy_in_KFC_trash_can.png
File:Niggajump.jpg
File:Nigger_tomb.jpg
File:Nigger_pm.gif
File:Niggers killed family.jpg|Niggers in distress will always call upon the [[welfare|assistance]] of the white man.
File:Black person selfie.jpg
File:Alabama Hates Niggers.jpg| Alabama hates Niggers.
File:Black Babies.gif
File:Nigguhman.png
File:Jenkem-stew.gif
File:Nigger Boy.JPG|I often wonder how it feels To be a nigger boy; If only I were black as ink, Life would be full of joy.
File:Nigger-sale.jpg|Bill of sale advertising products from the Darkie Continent
File:Darkey watermelon.jpg
File:Nigger-boy.jpg|Of all the sweets so full of joy the best of all is Nigger Boy
File:BD1.jpg|Black men lie about their real dick size
File:Jack the time traveller.jpg|Aren't mixed race children beautiful? (Jack the time traveler comic)
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File:Blackmanaremasculine.jpg
File:Blackmenarecuckolds.jpg
File:Blacktranny.jpg
File:PS2 LOL.gif
File:Zoobooks niggers.jpg
File:Blackmenaregay.jpg
File:BlackandAsianGay.jpg
File:Urophileniggers.gif
File:Bigbubblenigra.jpg
File:Nigger applez.jpg|Wuld sho' liek an applez on stik wid yabowlah!?
File:Skankz be fightin.gif
File:Negros have bigger.jpeg
File:Terry1.jpg|Isn't dat gangsta!?
File:Black motivator.jpg
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File:So Black.jpg
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==Quotes==
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|These [[Negroes|Black Ones]] are the natives of countries in the South. As their countries are [[science|close to the sun]], they are sun-scorched and become black. [[Fact|By nature they are stupid]].| Japanese scholar, 18th century

|Promiscuous [[bestiality|coalition of Men and Animals]] took place, wherefore the regions of Africa produce for us so many monsters.| French savant Jean Bodin makes a terrible discovery

|Coon, coon, black baboon

Brutal, worthless, thieving goon

Often [[Weed|high]], thrives in jail

His [[welfare]] check is in the mail

Some 40 offsprings has been had

But none will ever call him "Dad"

And yet he hollers day to night

"I blames da cracka for muh pligyt

I'z him spreads trash all 'round muh shack

I'z him what makes me smoke dis crack

He push my kind to burn and loot

An sends de po-lice dat we shoot

But inch by inch we takin' hold,

Like when da white bread starts to mold

We'll overrun yo' homes and soon

Dey'll only be fit for de black baboon!"|Author A. Wyatt Man, date unknown

|[[Some argue|It is said]] that when the black slave is sated, he [[rape|fornicates]]; when he is hungry, he [[theft|steals]].| Arab historian Al-Abshibi should chastise his slaves

|When Negroes are accustomed to an [[white devils|overseer]], and you dispense with the services of one, they must be exposed to a great deal of [[Nigga stole my bike|temptation]], far more than they can resist. [[Time Cube|Education]] has not taught them the difference between right and wrong; at any rate, their ideas on the subject must be confused.| Words to the wise master, [[Nigger Manual|Farmer's Register]], 1837

|As for the [[Niggers|Zanj]], they are people of black color, flat noses, kinky hair, and [[no|little]] understanding or intelligence.| Arab geographer Al-Muqaddasi, 10th century

|The Negroes... lead a beastly kind of life, being utterly destitute of all reason, of dexteritie of wit, and of all [[Menstrual painting|arts]]. Yea, they so behave themselves, as if they had continually lived [[Detroit|in a Forrest among wilde beasts]]. They have great swarms of [[Sheneequa|Harlots]] among them; whereupon a man may easily conjecture their [[Antoine Dodson|manner of living]].| Leo [[irony|Africanus]], 15th century

|All fucking niggers must fucking hang!| Animal Mother speaks for the [[White devils|white people]]

|Not as black as one is painted| An idiom meaning "not as bad as one is said to be"

|They are as shocking and horrible as devils with their [[Transformers|iron faces and silver teeth]].| [[China|Manchu]] official meeting a [[Nigra]]

|[[Lulzy|Lawzy]], we gots to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!| Why you lying black slut!

|[[Africa]] is directly under the equator and the heat there is extreme. Therefore, the natives are black coloured. They are [[Travis the Killer Chimp|uncivilized and vicious]] in nature.| Japanese geography textbook

|[[Negroes|Their]] hair is burned by the sun and becomes frizzled but they are humans and not monkeys as [[some argue|some mistakenly think]].| A Japanese scholar's honest mistake

|Deeply stained with dirt; soiled dirty, foul... having dark or deadly purposes, malignant; pertaining to or involving death, deadly; baneful, disastrous, sinister... full of anger or hatred... tragic, harrowing, disastrous... evil, iniquitous, atrocious, wicked| The most common definitions of "black", Oxford English Dictionary

|Like the crow among mankind are the [[Blacks|Zanj]] for they are the worst of men and the [[truth|most vicious of creatures]] in character and temperament.| Arab polymath Al-Jahiz, 9th century

|I went down to de riber, I didn't mean to stay,

But dere I see so many galls, I [[rape|couldn't get away]].

[[Mosh Girl|Weel about and turn about and do jis so]],

Eb'ry time I weel about and jump Jim Crow.| The black man's anthem

|A negro will always be a [[nigger|negro]], carry him to [[Maryland|Greenland]], give him [[what|chalk]], [[watermelonz|feed]] and [[police brutality|manage]] him never so many ways.| A common complaint even in the 17th century

|We know that the [[Blacks|Zanj]] are the [[retard|least intelligent]] and the [[idiot|least discerning]] of mankind, and the least capable of understanding the consequences of their actions.| More [[constructive criticism]] by Al-Jahiz

|Some believe that Negroes are, like ourselves, the sons of [[Adam Savage|Adam]] and must, therefore, have like passions and wants and feelings and tempers in all respects. This we deny.| Edgar Allan Poe keeps the black man down

|Black men have no knowledge of God... they are very [[fat|greedy eaters]], and no less [[drug|drinkers]], and very [[pigs|swinish]], and much addicted to [[Tay Zonday|uncleanliness]].| An early English traveler visits Africa, or possibly Peckham

|The only people who deserve [[slavery]] are the Negroes, [[asking for it|owing to]] their [[Soulja Boy|low degree of humanity]] and their proximity to the animal stage. The Negroes are also the most stinking of [[animals|mankind]] in the armpits and sweat.| A very temperate and reasonable explanation by Ibn Khaldoum, 14th century

|The Blacks are [[truth|universally dim]] of intelligence... the moral characteristics found in their mentality are close to the instinctive characteristics found naturally in [[animals]].| An Arab scholar calls 'em as he sees 'em, 13th century

|The blackness of Negroes proceedeth of some [[GRIDS|natural infection]] of the first inhabitants of that country, and so all the whole progeny of them descended, are still polluted with the same blot of infection.| [George Best applies science to the problem, 1578

|I have observed the [[cock|capabilities]] of the Negro... It cannot be denied that the Africans are connoisseurs in cruelty, that [[OJ Simpson|murder]] is one of their [[deviantART|fine arts]].| A British gentleman admires the [[cock|Blacks]], 1873

|I don't smell like "Africa" or wet dog.| A black girl is mistaken on Yahoo! Answers
|u snitchy piece of shit talkin all shit behind my back bitch??? fuuuck mathafucka u dumb mathafucka u fukin fagget. ye thats what faggets do crackar. classic lil whity balless bitch. im not callin everyone a whity fag u liar small stick im only callin whity faggets that. i bet 5 bucks ur a fuckin queer. N yea ur fuckin racist callin me a nigga mathafucka. fuckin whity bitch come say that to my face n ill fuckin kill u 3 times fagget. 1 for me n 2 for my homies. now talk shit behind ma back again.| A black gentleman in the midst of a debate}}</center>

==Frequently Asked Questions About Black Folks==
Humans are genuinely curious about their close relatives the Niggas (but not that close, Nigga—keep your fucking distance!). Nigga and related terms consistently rank among the most frequently searched topics on Google, Ax.com and other search engines. Many universities have entire departments devoted to the study of Niggers and their ways, typically staffed with Niggas and a few white keepers/overseers.

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==Trolling niggers==
[[File:Nigger behave.gif|180px|thumb|right|Refuse a black man his fried chikins at your own risk]]
Because of their [[mental retardation|inferior intellectual abilities]], niggers are incredibly easy to troll. In fact, they even get mad when you are ''not'' trolling them.
*Inform them that not Whites or Arabs enslaved Blacks, but sub-Saharan Africans enslaved other sub-Saharan Africans and then sold them to Europeans and or Arabs.
*Tell them that former Slaves from the USA who were deported to Liberia enslaved the indigenous black Bush people.
*Inform them that the Ancient Egyptians and Sumerians were Middle Easterners and not Blacks
*Denied their slavery years (never happen)
*Act "gangsta" around them. Use their slang, wear their clothes and address them with "brother".
*Say something, ''anything'', against a black rights activist or a famous black person (niggers don't know the difference between the two things, anyway).
*Remind them that they are all welfare queens.
*Remind them that they all used to be slaves.
*Ask them whether their master allowed them to talk to a white person.
*Kindly remind them that you're not cotton.
*Ask why you're not allowed to say "nigga". Repeatedly.
*Offer them fried chicken.
*Call the police. The nigger '''will''' act like he just [[rape|raped]] a white, latin or asian girl, whether he did it recently or not.
*Hand the nigger a piece of soap. Tell him he looks like he needs it.
*Ask a nigger how to rap.
*Ask if it plays basketball.
*Talk like an intelligent person. Niggers hate intelligent persons, for obvious reasons.
*"Trayvon Martin deserved it."
*Inform them that "George Zimmerman" is of multiracial heritage and not white.
*[https://tour5m.ghettogaggers.com/index.php Show them this] and '''{{archive|Rpehe|that}}'''
*Wear jet black glasses and walk with a cane through any up and coming black neighborhood at night while shouting: "MASSA?! Where is you?!" Bonus points if you can pull off acting deaf and wear a hoodie simultaneously.
*Inform them that Uganda has a higher standard of living and knows NOT to eat da poo poo.
*Run after them with a noose and a burning lighter. Niggers are like cavemen, they are deathly afraid of fires that they didn't cause.
*Ask them if they know the difference between Dr. Seuss and Dr. Dre.
*Walk up with a calculator and ask if they have a problem. Even if they (inevitably) don't get this one, it results in a guaranteed chimpout.
*Ask them if they knew that James Earl Ray was actually Ray Charles.
*Tell them the following phrase: "In all sincerity, you blacks stole from Vanilla Ice. That man invented rap while you were banging spoons on Home Depot buckets for pocket change.... nigger."
*Ask them if the Crips are physically, or just mentally handicapped.
*Ask them if they ever saw the movie Jaws, and if it scared them. If they say "No, it didn't", inform them that since they are black, water scares them more than sharks.
*Tell them not all [[cops|Police officer]]s are racist gestapo hired just to kill them
*"[[George Floyd]] Deserved it"

Always remember, every nigger has a gun! A bullet proof vest is mandatory when trolling them. Alternatively, just hold a melon hostage. And call the cops! Cops love nothing more than to catch a nigger with his pants down.

==See Also==
{{nigdelude}}
*[[Aboriginal]]
*[[Africa]]
*[[Ebola virus]]
*[[Al Sharpton]]
*[[Angry]]
*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]]
*[[Thieves]]
*[[Poor people]]
*[[Barack Hussein Obama]]
*[[Killer]]
*[[Black People Love Us!]]
*[[Black Lives Splatter]]
*[[BLACKbusterCritic]]
*[[Bomani Armah]]
*[[Chocolate rain]]
*[[Dangerman]]
*[[Digital Blackface]]
*[[Chikins|Fried Chicken]]
*[[Herman Cain]]
*[[Jay Bundy]]
*[[Jena Six]]
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Kwanzaa]] - Nigger [[Christmas]].
*[[Lovely Peaches]] - Fat [[Instagram]] negress who abuses animals and children
*'''{{archive|nzNwP|Nigger Forum}}'''- Heavily active forum exclusively for niggers and nigger-lovers; troll for the lulz (especially that uppity '''Doby''' nigger)
*[[Mark Essex]] - Honky Pig Killer
*[[Mediatakeout]] - A blog made for niggers.
*[[Nigga Know Technology]] -- niggas also know how to write boring blogs.
*[[Nigger Manual]] -- A comprehensive guide to taming your very own nigger.
*[[NO NIGGERS]]
*[[P.A. Palace]]
*[[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]--A meme brilliantly illustrating what black people do after gobbling up some delicious chikinz and watermelonz.
*[[Slavery]]
*[[The Great Black Dick Hoax]]- Niggers are programmed to spread this hoax.
*[[There are no niggers on the Internet]]
*[[TightRope]]
*[[Vintage Black Americana]]
*[[Travis the Killer Chimp]]
*[[White Extinction]]
*[[Wrong Location Nigger]]
*[[Black Supremacy]]
*[[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]]
*[[OpFerguson]]
*[[Trayvon Martin]]
*[[2204355]]
*[[George Floyd]]

===Types of Nigger===

*[[Happy Negro]]
*[[Sheeeit Nigger]]
*[[ULTRANIGGER]]
*[[Black chicks]]
*[[The Batman Rapist]]
*[[Nigger pig]]
*[[Nigglypuff]]
*[[Black Diligent]]

Subscript text===Nigger Palette-Swaps===
*[[Ice niggers]] (''White people'' esp. Canadians and Northern Europeans)
*[[Potato niggers]] (''Irish'')
*[[Porridge niggers]] (''Scots'')
*[[Brits|Tea niggers]] (''Brits'')
*[[Wales|Sheep niggers]] (''Welshies'')
*[[Indonesia|Mangrove niggers]](''Indonesians'')
*[[Germany|Nazi niggers]] (''GERM-ans'')
*[[Jews|Gold niggers]] (''Jews'')
*[[Russia|Tundra niggers]] (''Rush-ans'')
*[[Wop|Spaghetti niggers]] (''Eye-talians'')
*[[Romania|Tuica niggers]] (''Romani people'')
*[[Sand niggers]] (esp. ''Arabs'', but also ''Middle Easterners'' (Turks, Kurds Iranians), Central Asians (Turkmens, Uzbeks,Tadjiks) and ''North Africans'' (Berbers,Tuareg))
*[[Prairie niggers|Casino niggers]] (''Injuns'')
*[[Curry niggers]] (''Indians'')
*[[Rice niggers]] (''Chinks'')
*[[Japanese|Anime niggers]](''Japs'')
*[[Sea niggers]] (''Aboriginals'')
*[[Mexicans|Nee-groes]] (''Latinos'' esp. [[Puerto Rico|Ricans]])
*[[Philippines|Asian niggers]] (''Fake Southeastern Asians'')
*[[New Zealand|Kiwi niggers]] (''Kiwis'')

==External links==
*'''{{archive|zlNIO|How to be a nigger}}'''
*'''{{archive|BVAFI|Omar's African Adventure}}''' - A Niggerian [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scammer]] gets 0wned
*'''{{archive|yBRMt|Chimpmania}}''' - Chronicling the Over-Glorified Apes in the Wild
*'''{{archive|qW764|Scientist claims black people are less intelligent than white people}}'''[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/6327171/Scientists-claim-black-people-less-intelligent-than-whites-in-Channel-4-show.html] - You don't really need a scientist to prove this. [[drugs|The]] [[africa|evidence]] [[gang|is]] [[Rap|all]] [[Chikins|around]] [[haiti|you]].
*'''{{archive|yi8H7|Niglet breeding school}}'''
*{{fb|thugreport}} - News From Da Hood
*[https://www.gizoogle.net/ Learn ta rap like a nizzle n' search fo' tha hizzle]
*{{wayback|http://trutube.tv/video/10932/What-Would-Zimmerman-Do|20140508035656|title=Cultural Enrichment Compilation}}
*'''{{archive|kRdme|Stuff Black People Don't Like: Urine detection system on buses}}''' ningnogs are pissed about not being able to piss in their seats.
*{{fb|Bigbryanbig}} - Talk to a real crack-dealing Detroit nigger
 
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Yoon Suk Yeol

2025-03-30T20:13:46Z

Gaelstrym: Added some kek.

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[[Image:Yoon Suk Yeol peace sign.jpg|250px|thumb|right|And I'm Jessica The Coolest. [[war|Peace Y'all]]!]]
{{quote|I hereby declare emergency martial law.|Yoon casually committing [[crime|treason]]}}

If you thought [[South Korea|Samsung Land]] was a pretty little utopia full of hot [[chicks]], then you'd be wrong, because '''a)''' [[Azn]] chicks are hideous, and because '''b)''' [[South Korea|Samsung Land]] is, like every other country in the Far East, a [[Shit|landfill]]. For evidence backing up these [[Truth|OBSCENE]] claims, look no further than '''Yoon Suk Yeol'''; a [[sick fuck|clown]] [[Azn|Zipperhead]] currently serving as the impeached [[serious business|President]] of South Korea since 2022. He is walking proof that [[Gooks]] cannot be trusted with political power.

== What Happened ==
[[File:Yoon Suk Yeol declaring emergency martial law.mp4|thumb|Yoon basically [[drama|risking the death penalty over low approval ratings]]]]
Yong Suk Dick Yeol, like all Far Eastern politicians, has an inhumane obsession with controlling the masses due to his own insecurities over either his miniscule Azn [[Penis|pseudo-cock]] or over just being a [[Koreans|Koreaboo]]. On December 3, 2024, Yoon appeared to have gotten [[bored]] and decided that because he had [[Retarded|low approval ratings]] and his wife was being investigated for [[Poor people|tax evasion]], it would be a good idea to [[Serious fucking business|attempt to dictate his country by declaring martial law]]. This life-threatening decision would somehow be [[lulz|reversed]] by the [[An hero|Parliament]] just six hours later; one of the most top-kek '''epic fails''' in history. Later he made a [[TL;DR]] speech to the press saying that he [[Good guy Greg|meant no harm]] in order to try and mask his acute [[butthurt]] over taking the largest L in recent Azn politics. Yoon has since been [[lmao|impeached]] and now he's currently facing either [[jail|life imprisonment]] or the [[death penalty]]. The prime minister Han-Ducksoo would be elected as acting president but would get [[bruh|impeached only two weeks later for refusing to cooperate with the Constitutional Court]]. Oh, and his finance minister Kim Yong-hyun would [[coward|attempt suicide]] with his underwear to prevent going to prison. Did Yoon kill himself? HELL NO! He had the [[Courage Wolf|balls]] to turn himself in a few weeks later.

On the day of a court hearing, his remaining [[Retarded|supporters]] proceeded to raid the courtroom like that was gonna do them any good. On March 8th, prosecutors decided to release him for some fucking reason so he [[weirdo|went around parading in the streets]]. Oh, and Han Duck-soo was put back in office.

'''Koreans are the reason you can't have nice things anymore. Blame them.

==Lulz Gallery==
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==See also==
*{{Wikilink|2024_South_Korean_martial_law_crisis|Wikipedia}}
*[[I did it for the lulz]]

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Transgender

2025-02-24T15:09:33Z

Gaelstrym:

:''Tranny redirects here. You can also see [[Traps]] or [[Transvestite]].'' 
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{{ib|[[File:Transwoman injures penis when male partner dies during sex, then sues his widow.jpg|300px]]
"Transgender woman who suffered a broken penis when her lover had a fatal heart attack during sex sues the man's wife for damages". you know, you're gonna read this story}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Transgender'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Symptoms'''|Gender dysphoria [[Depression]] [[retard|Confused thinking]] [[Pedophilia|Wanting to teach kids about gender]] [[Terminological percipience disorder]] [[Moralfag]] behaviour}}
{{ibrow|'''Onset'''|Ages 13 to 30 (Rarely happens as early as <10 years of age, but that's likely caused by indoctrination. Also rare in seniors.)}}
{{ibrow|'''Duration'''|[https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/gender-dysphoria/symptoms-causes/syc-20475255 6 months-who the hell knows]}}
{{ibrow|'''Causes'''|Lack of either parental figure [[Video games]] or Sports Indoctrination/Grooming Birth defect [[Atheism]] Being a far-leftist}}
{{ibrow|'''Management'''|[[Deal with it]] faggot Get close to [[God]] Hormone therapy (done actually right) Transition surgery [[An hero]]}}
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A '''transgender''' "[[nope|person]]" or '''tranny''' is a [[man]] who believes he has the right to be a [[woman]], or less commonly, a woman who believes she has [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|the right to be a man]]. [[Liberal|Degenerates]] have also encouraged that insanity among children by letting them play dress up. They are a type of [[otherkin]] who, rather than believing themselves to be [[dragons]] or some other beastly organism, believe themselves to have been born with a brain whose gender differs from that the gender clearly defined by the chromosomes, hormones and genitals they possess. What this all boils down to when you subtract the [[bullshit|complicated science]] is that transexuality is caused when a regular [[homosexual]] has such severe [[homophobia]] that they literally aren't man enough to admit they're craving a deep dicking without making up an excuse, like
being "sort of" a woman.

Some transgendered persons are also '''transsexuals'''. These individuals may [[Cut|mutilate]] the shit out of their genitals in order to loosely approximate those of the opposite sex. Others just take hormones and either [[Castration|remove]] or cripple their nads, since you need to retain your [[penis]] to make it in today's competitive shemale [[porn]] industry.

Lately the population of so called transgenders has increased dramatically, largely as a result of "transtrenders" jumping on the pity party bandwagon, looking to obtain a coveted "victim card" to get them on into the Oppression Olympics. As well as from the vast population of cross-dressers who enjoy jacking their jollies off in women's underwear; who have found the movement as a convenient way of hiding their sick fuck fetish right in plain sight and trying to couch it in the guise of something more perceptively acceptable in society. Both of these types tend to put in the least amount of effort into trying to "pass" as the opposite gender, often looking like drag queen characters from the show "In Living Color"... only less funny and a lot more horrifying. This process can happen in the space of two weeks, from going from some seemingly normal guy to a knock-off [[Caitlyn Jenner]].

Recent evidence suggests that [[4chan]] users make up roughly 90% of all those who decide to take the plunge. The other 9.9% are borderline individuals with profound identity disturbance; the final 0.1% are made up of those who actually feel a deep-seated need to be a different gender. [[Tumblr]], [[Twatter]], and [[Reddit]] is also home to a vast number of [[16 year old]] trannies who are building up a [[social justice]] army based around the slogan "trans rights!", "trans rights are human rights", "[[no|Transwoman are woman]]", and "[[die cis scum]]".
[[Image:Disgise as female.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Ingenious disguise. '''They will suspect nothing!''']]
[[File:Y chromosome.jpg|thumb|right|Have fun reassigning this.]]

==Causes==
The leading factor influencing vulnerable people to become trannies is [[videogame]]s which enable players to control a character of the opposite sex. This explains the rapid rise of trannydom after the release of Ms. [[Pac-Man]] in 1981, and videogame [[faggotry]] only gets worse every year. Other major contributors to trannydom include [[Metroid]], Super [[Mario]] Bros. 2, [[Street Fighter 2]] and [[COMBO BREAKER|other fighting games]], the Mario Kart franchise, the [[Tomb Raider]] franchise, [[World of Warcraft]], [[The Sims|just about every life sim game]], and [[Skyrim|almost every RPG]]. There is an [[at least 100]]% chance that all trannies have played a videogame where they played as a character with a different gender than with what they were born, and this escapist roleplaying enables trannies and feeds their mental delusions. Much like these games offer the player the simple option to choose a pretty girl as their avatar and suddenly be showered with attention from desperate male coomers, many [[gamer|pathetic virgins]] believe (or at least desperately wish) in the real world that some quantity of estrogen tablets will make them into [[trap|Bridgette]] from [[Guilty Gear]] and then they will never have to be lonely again. Online hugbox communities have only exacerbated the issue, as these aforementioned losers will often present their new identities in coming out posts with photos of themselves wearing cheap shitty neon-colored wigs, only to find themselves inundated with fake love and positivity from adult men who call themselves Lilith. For many of these disallusioned individuals, this is the most loving treatment they have ever received in their entire lives.

In addition, psychologists have fanned the flames, especially when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria Gender Identity Disorder] was [[Leftard|renamed to "Gender Dysphoria" and rewritten to appear less harmful]]. They also go on to state that the disproportionately large amounts of anxiety, eating disorders, depression, and especially [[An Hero]] are caused by a lack of "acceptance", "equality", or other psychobabble thrown about by the Kikes that want to sterilize Generation Z via conversion surgeries. In addition, all of those listed mental illnesses which are correlated with being a tranny are often caused by chemical imbalances, which considering that the transgender brain is structured differently from birth, means that the claim that tranny depression is societal is false. With this in mind, one can say that trannies are like cheap phones: They're only focused on aesthetics, have a meltdown when you try to do something other than Tumblr, and are built to kill themselves well before they reach old age.

==The Imitation Game==
Trannies think [[Hahaha no|imitating a woman makes you a woman and imitating a man makes you a man]].

Just like:
[[File:American Male 2017.jpg|thumb|right|[[James Charles]]: Troon Edition.]]
* imitating a [[doctor]] makes you a doctor
* imitating a [[professor]] makes you a professor
* imitating a [[cop]] makes you a cop
* imitating a [[kid]] [[Clovergender|makes you a kid]]
* imitating a [[azn|masseuse]] makes you a masseuse
* imitating a [[scientist]] makes you a scientist
* imitating a health inspector makes you a health inspector
* imitating a [[pony]] makes you a [[Brony|pony]]
* imitating a [[Jew]] makes you a Judeo-convert Jew.
* imitating a [[Muslim]] makes you a Muslim. oh wait that's [[Islam#Becoming a Muslim|not enough]].
* imitating a [[dog]] makes you a [[Furfag|dog]]
* imitating a [[baby]] makes you a [[Infantilism|baby]]
* imitating a [[dinosaur]] makes you a dinosaur
* imitating a [[black people|black person]] makes you a [[wigger|black]] [[transnigger|person]]
* imitating an [[Australia]]n makes you an Australian
* imitating a [[whore]] turns a [[girl]] into her [[mother]].
* imitating a professional athlete makes you a professional athlete
* imitating [[Superman]] makes you bulletproof. Quick! Go try it out.
* imitating a [[vampire]] makes you a vampire
* imitating a [[virgin]] makes you a virgin
* imitating a [[dragon]] makes you a [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|dragon]]
* a [[fat]] person imitating a healthy person [[Fat Acceptance Movement|makes you a healthy person]]
* imitating a person who is 25 years younger makes you 25 years younger [https://translate.google.az/translate?hl=en&sl=nl&u=https://www.dagelijksestandaard.nl/2018/11/emile-ratelband-neemt-identiteitswaanzin-op-de-hak-leeftijd-wijzigen-want-gevoelskwestie/&prev=search Oh, wait]
* imitating a [[Japan]]ese makes you a [[Wapanese|Japanese]]
* imitating a plastic surgeon makes you a plastic surgeon
* imitating a CEO makes you a CEO
* imitating a senator makes you a senator
* imitating a [[Prime Minister]] makes you a Prime Minister
* imitating a [[President]] makes you a President
* imitating a [[king]] makes you a king
* imitating a [[Pope]] makes you a Pope
* imitating the [[LHC]] makes you the LHC

Just fake it til you make it. Nobody will evar be able to tell. A successful con is called "passing" according to trannies, and they get a rush of [[sick fuck|sick]] thrills the longer they can get away with their con, like shoplifters, who imitate paying customers as they walk out the fucking door.

Some argue this amounts to [[sockpuppet]]ry or [[Truth|fraud]] like a con-man, but not to trannies. I mean, women wear makeup so isn't trannydom [[No|the exact same thing]]? Trannydom is [[sarcasm|not]] fake, mimicry, camouflage, copy, hoax, counterfeit, impersonation, or impression. [[No|It's the genuine article]]. The real deal. Doesn't get any more real than that. No sir. No artificial colors or flavorings. All natural.

==Myths Busted by Trannies==
[[File:I heart being a woman.png|thumb|right|Women love not being you]]
Trannydom is a destructive mental illness which ironically destroys several myths laid out by the rest of the LGBT community in a [[lulzy]] fashion.

The LGB portion of the "community" argue that sex and gender are two different things, but trannies contend that females can be born with male brains and males can be born with female brains (implying there is such a thing as female brains and male brains and that gender within our species is an objective biological fact). LGBs say sexuality is not a choice, but trannies know better. Trannies say that not all transgendered people want to transition to the other sex through hormones or surgery, but that it's a choice to change your sexuality that every transperson makes themself. LGBs also dispute that a gender binary exists, but trannies know better. Post-op transsexuals are either [[MTF]] or [[FTM]].

Trannies also believe that the sex hormones testosterone makes someone a man and estrogen makes someone a woman, and that both can be supplemented in order to become fully man or woman. LGBs contend there is no "right way" to "act like a woman" nor "act like a man", but trannies know better. Trannies strongly believe in traditional gender roles where wearing dresses and makeup and having long hair makes someone a woman and wearing pants and not wearing makeup and having short hair makes someone a man. LGBs say conversion therapy and medical castration is a barbaric and ineffective practice that should be banned, but trannies know better. Trannies are confident that with castration and the proper hormones they can happily complete their conversion to another sexuality. LGBs say society should accept them for who they are and how they were born, but trannies know better. Trannies say society should accept them for who they want to be and who they change into after conversion.

Look, no trannies undergo surgery to "feel" more like a man or woman (or to be made "whole" or "complete"), because they were already born a man or a woman. They were just reincarnated and trapped in the wrong body with the wrong genitals, like all those episodes of Quantum Leap where [[Media:Quantum leap im retarded.gif|Sam Beckett]] leaped into a woman's body. And like Sam Beckett, trannies spend their life heroically trying to "put right what once went wrong" (aka LGB myths and their own genitals).

Like all delusional people, trannies reject your reality and substitute their own. After mutilating their bodies to finally become what they've always claimed to be, post-op trannies have a suicide rate 20 times higher than the general population. This is, of course, due to bullying, not because of a pre-existing body dysmorphic disorder, or inability to accept reality, or a plastic surgery nightmare that has no true rewind button.

==What Do Trannies Want?==
Trannydom is a convoluted scheme for a man or woman (but mostly [[MTF|men]], who are we kidding) to sneak into the opposite sex's restrooms, dressing rooms, locker rooms, showers, bars, brothels, and beauty pageants (or grope boobs all day), which would normally get them branded a [[sick fuck|pervert]]. This explains the predominance of [[MTF]] trannies over [[FTM]] trannies, because females are deeply enraged by rows of urinals. When told an area is "for women only", a determined tranny adamantly declares "but I ''am'' a woman." This intransigence is one of the defining features of trannies. Although genderbenders' unbending stubbornness is often mistaken for bravery by those who have never risked their own life to save others. Another reason MTFs outnumber FTMs is because becoming a woman is easy, you just have to cut off your dick and balls so you start bleeding between your legs, be histrionic, put on lipstick at least once, and take away reason and accountability. But becoming a man involves learning what logic is, not an easy task for a woman, as difficult as climbing a 25-foot rope with a backpack full of gear.

Inspired by the degenerate 1980s show ''Bosom Buddies'' where two men dress in drag to live in a female-only apartment because it has low rent, trannydom takes it to the next level by fully committing to the lie. On Bosom Buddies eventually all the women realize it was a [[troll|ruse]], but trannies hold fast to their pearl necklaces and boldly continue to deny everything like [[Woody Allen]]. Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. In any situation where the opposite sex appears to have a social advantage, a tranny can simply claim to be the opposite sex in order to obtain that advantage. And since a tranny's denial concerns a "personal identity", nobody can question their motives since they're the only one in the world who supposedly knows what's true on the subject. This is an extension of the "you don't know me!" posturing used on [[Jerry Springer]] by niggers, sluts, and landwhales (and trannies come to think of it), and the booing audience of society has become the bad guy (unless the person on stage is religious, now the booing audience is seen as the "tolerant" good guy). Each tranny becomes the sole authority on the truth of the matter, like every cult leader. They can then psychopathically bend others to their point of view with this reality distortion field. Trannies are cunning experts in reversal, like a tenth degree black belt judo master.

Trannydom is also useful for [[Bradley Manning|avoiding male prisons]], [[Robin Williams|becoming your estranged children's nanny]], [[attention whore|attention whoring]], [[Sceptre|regaining your rollback privileges]], as the crown jewel [[sob story]] in your [[victim complex]] tiara, silencing criticism, and [[Jeffrey Dahmer|picking up males in bars to take home and eat later]].

== Types of Trannies ==
[[Image:BlondeTV.jpg|thumb|A blonde tranny.]]
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===God Seriously Fucked Up===
Otherwise known as "mommy didn't have a happy pregnancy" or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorders_of_sex_development DSD], these types are genetic abominations, which ordinarily would have been rightly flushed out of the body by nature but thanks to the modern miracles of medical science we now have fantastic new ways to create "[[You|living abortions]]." Most of these types are born with incomplete sex organs or have genetic disorders that result in screwed up [[puberty|sexual development]] later in life.

===Doctor Seriously Fucked Up===
See: [[Circumcision]]

===Your [[jews|Government/Media/Education]] System Seriously Fucked up===
Your government is trying to indoctrinate your children about how transsexuals are super speshul god children of liberal prophecy, how they are persecuted, how they need our help, how we should help them accept their identity and how he/she wants to be of the reverse gender. They are doing this all over public schools and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m53lNTdyPg in media] and anyone who does not accept this will be given some taste of [[Liberal]] [[SJW]] "tolerance", which includes your children being expelled from school, ostracized, ridiculed and/or beaten by other classmates. Instead of spending money to fix the rotting infrastructure they pour all taxpayer dollars into this type of degenerate reeducation with the intention of turning your children into the next generation of developmentally delayed, dysfunctional, trained tranny clowns that can be controlled and manipulated like children well on into their adulthood. This type of brainless butt-puppet is largely comprised of "transtrenders", who have little to no actual dysphoria and are simply "along for the ride" to the [[Cult|cultists]] Kool Aid factory.

===Your Brain Seriously Fucked Up===
Despite being born with complete, natural sex organs your brain wound up wired wrong resulting in feelings of being a woman trapped in a mans body or vice versa. This is the result of [[batshit insane|mental psychosis]] rather than a true genetic or physiological problem. Like all forms of mental psychosis there is no "cure" there is only "treatment" which usually involves placating the nutball to a certain extent in order to try and keep them from sailing completely over the deep end and killing themselves while keeping them marginally productive as a human being.

===You Were Seriously Fucked Up... Literally===
A common slogan amongst trannies is to claim that they were raped. Now, you're probably thinking, "LOL WUT?!" and you're right, as a whole the transsexual population is largely unfuckable unless you're into boning the gender equivalent of abstract art or your standards are lower than a crack whore suckin dick for dime bags. No, what they really mean when they say they were raped is that they were sexually molested as a child and it was horribly traumatic.

Similar to [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]] basically any blunt force mental trauma, whether it's trolling or getting porked in the pooper as a kid can cause a significant level of psychosis which in turn will manifest in the form of body dysmorphic disorder. In a sense they basically learn to hate their bodies as a result of feeling shame and indignity which in turn leads them to a wanton desire to try and escape from that old/abused identity.

This differs from the before mentioned psychosis in that this form is unnatural and inflicted via environmental factors as opposed to genetic/biological failings.

===Psychologists Seriously Fucked Up===
[[File:Buffalo Bill.jpg|thumb|What trannies look like at home]]
This type is the bastard child of psychologists fucking up the previous types and, rather than attempt to treat the psychosis, they simply gave in completely to it. This eventually resulted in the [[Tumblr|inmates running the asylum]], a literal parade of crazy clowns claiming everything under the sun as a "gender" while babbling and screeching incoherently, injecting their personal brand of crazy into everything from feminism to furries. They are usually best recognized by their use of certain psycho/social babble buzz words like "social justice" and "social construct" as well as their inability to dress like normal people they are often seen wearing clown clothes, poorly applied makeup and brightly colored hair.

===You Seriously Fucked Yourself Up===
This last type is the result of continually soaking your head in lead acetate, a common ingredient in the hair dyes that liberal loonies enjoy molesting their melons with. In theory the dye is safe... so long as you don't have any cuts, abrasions, pimples or pretty much any amount of broken skin. If you do, well you're basically bleaching your brain in lead, which will lead to what's known as "Mad Hatter Syndrome". These types are usually the deranged looking lunatic variety of tranny with extremely horrible hygiene habits.

=== Fuckable Trannies ===

[[Sarina Valentina|You know you'd hit that.]] If [[you]] truly believe that you wouldn't, contact any [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] user in your area; they will gladly pump you full of [[drugs]], [[alcohol]] and [[steroids]] until you're willing to fuck anything that moves (or doesn't).

=== [[Failed|Botched]] trannies ===

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It is said that after these trannies have their sexual reassignment surgery, [[Pun|they feel hole inside.]]

=== [[Wannabe]] trannies ===
[[Drag queens]] are sometimes considered transgendered. However, expressing this viewpoint is only acceptable (i.e. ''not'' [[retarded]]) if it is used in the context of trolling.

[[Bullshit|It has been argued]] that these individuals are simply [[4chan]]ners that didn't get enough attention from the opposite sex and figured that they would try to get some as the other gender. Only someone who spends most of their life [[OTI]] would actually think this is a good idea.

== Infamous trannies ==
[[Image:Veryscary.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I'M A WOMAN!]]]]
[[Image:Drag King.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I'M A DUDE!]]]]
[[File:Tranny man.jpg|thumb|This guy]]
[[File:BriannaWu_admitting_trannies_are_just_retarded_men.jpg|thumb|right|Who could've guessed.]]

* [[ADF-Fuensalida]]
* [[Alexis Arquette]], an embarrassment to real trannies, which is a serious achievement.
* [[Audrey Hale]]
* [[Brianna Wu]]
* [[Bruce Jenner]]
* [[Catamorphism]]
* [[Chelsea Manning]], who told [[Wikileaks]] about US government [[helicopter]]s using cables to kill civilians.
* [[Chloe Sagal‎]]
* [[Chris-chan]]
* [[Chris Crocker]]
* [[Chyna]] - The pro wrestler who took so many steroids that her [[clit]] now resembles a [[micropenis]]. [[Seriously]].
* [[Darlie Brewster]] Canadian cartoonist in Hollywood, female impersonator extraordinaire
* [[Doopie DoOver]] Masturbation fodder and [[Waifu]] of [[Chris Chan]]. Likes to start [[Drama]]
* [http://dek-is-filthy.deviantart.com "Dek is Filthy"]
* [[Imma-The-Deer]]
* [[Jazz Jennings]]
* [[JDR]]
* [[Jeffree Star]]
* [[Keffals]]
* [[Kelly Martin]]
* [[Kim Petras]]
* [[Krimpet]]
* [[Lady Gaga]]
* [[Laura Kate Dale]]
* [[Leelah Alcorn]]
* [[Lila Perry]]
* [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
* [[Randy Stair]]
* [[Robert Wayne Stiles]]
* [[Sarah Butts]]
* [[Sarina Valentina]] - [[Purportedly]] the hottest trap [[EVAR]]!
* [[Sceptre|Saralicity]], aka Will/Sarah Noble.
* [[Scoutgender]]
* [[Sethisto]]
* [[Sleepykinq]]
* [[Stefonknee]]
* [[SweetNSour]] - The hormonal opposite of Chyna.
* [[Thomas Beatie]] - The world's first [[pregnant]] "[[man]]"; this is [[true]] [[attention whore]] [[bullshit]] however, as "he" never possessed a [[cock]].
* [[Trap-kun]]
* [[Yinepusayi]]
* [[Yuki Damon]]

==Trannydom Is Scientology For Fags Not Named John Travolta==
Transgenderism is the [[Scientology]] of the BLTG "community", and both are super scientific because they are victims of a haunting. Replace "body thetans" with "gender identity" and you have transgenderism. These dumbasses think they are possessed, and flags are involved for some fucking reason. A body thetan is supposedly the ghost of an alien, whereas a gender identity is supposedly the ghost of someone with different genitals. A tranny is a haunted fag, and faghauntings are only increasing because fads. Except trannies, also known as pretenders, don't want to rid their body of thetans, they want to use artificial means like plastic surgery and hormones to alter their appearance to match their inner thetan. Scientologists pay money to exorcism the demons inside them, whereas trannies pay money to resemble the demons inside them. Imagine if Scientologists spent all their money on plastic surgery to look like the thetans occupying their body. If you said "but then they would look like [[John Travolta]]," you'd be correct.

Much like the Scientology cult, trannydom cultists can advance higher and higher up the Batshit Insane Scale by paying more and more money to unlock stupid shit. Scientologists pay for more expensive ramblings of a bad scifi author sold by amoral scammers, whereas trannies pay for more expensive plastic surgeries sold by amoral scammers. If you refuse to use a tranny's snowflake pronouns or don't call a tranny by their thetan name, this is apparently a "hate crime" known as "misgendering", even though Mother Nature would have been the one who "misgendered" these idiotic sexual deviants. Instead of suing Mother Nature for perpetuating the original hate crime, trannies in [[Amerifat]] like Gavin Grimm sue school districts because their parents wouldn't stop feeding their fatass. Can you imagine what it would be like to never be allowed to use a school restroom your entire life? Neither can Gavin Grimm.

For a tranny to use the same restroom they used for the first half of their life is [[Hahaha no|discrimination]]. In fact, it's [[No|exactly]] like [[black]]s having to use separate water fountains which you would think would make for shorter lines but [[STFU|shut the fuck up]]. When trannies were in elementary school and told that boys use the boys' room and girls use the girls' room, this was obviously brainwashing, just like saying boys have a [[penis]] and girls have a [[vagina]], and the reason trannies didn't raise their hand and correct their teacher is because they didn't know any better. [[Sarcasm|Now they do]]. The people who put signs on multiple occupancy bathrooms are obviously hatemongers. This is related to [[feminist]]s objecting to signs with pictograms of women wearing dresses, although a [[MTF]] tranny is much more happy wearing a dress than a feminist ever would be. Basically, where a human pisses depends on their willingness to wear a dress. So we can blame the [[Scottish]] for starting this tranny bullshit.

==How To Tell If a Tranny is Lying==
[[File:Mrgarrison.jpg|thumb|Mrs Garrison, a perfect example of a "lesbian tranny"]]
Are they speaking? Suppose there is one man who claims to be a woman and really believes it because he is delusional, and another man who claims to be a woman and is consciously lying. How can you tell the difference? You can't. That's the point. A tranny's claims or motives can never be questioned, which is a huge advantage. This situation where truth and falsity are indistinguishable is extremely advantageous for anyone seeking any sort of credibility or respect. Simply claim to be the other sex, play the distraught victim, and label skeptics as hatemongers. Trannies believe nobody would ever lie about being transgender, because they view being transgender as a terrible affliction. And trannies who transition to transsexuals might claim nobody would ever undergo radical plastic surgery to present a false image to the world, but that's the whole point of plastic surgery.

Trannies are naturally truthful people, that's how they can lie to everyone around them for so long. So when a tranny speaks, you can know they are telling the truth. To display any skepticism towards trannies is to be labeled a [[transphobia|transphobic]] intolerant monster who deserves to have their entire livelihood destroyed. Even suggesting they take a lie detector test (or get a second opinion) will get you labeled a bigot. Skeptics are labeled bigots and doubt is labeled hatred. Often, these truthful MTF trannies will claim to be female ''and'' a lesbian. To question [[sex|their motives]] and [[implying|imply]] that they are doing it to get laid by [[Hot or Not|hot hot]] feminists is to speak with the tongue of the troll.

Each tranny speaks for all trannies. If you doubt one tranny's claims, then you must universally hate all trannies. And the proof of your hatred (not skepticism or doubt) is that you use the word "tranny."

==What do Trannies Prefer to be Called?==
It doesn't matter. Any new politically correct term will eventually be stigmatized anyway. It's a lose-lose situation. But suppose you start calling each tranny by their preferred first name, and preferred [[personal pronouns]], and preferred group identity. Their righteous indignation is always waiting to strike. Without becoming transgender yourself, you are always at the mercy of being labeled a hatemonger. If you are not one of them, they will say you cannot say anything about the subject. So trannies can only be destroyed from the inside, usually by hormone supplements or a plastic surgeon, or by new converts. To safely criticize trannies, you must become one (which is as easy as saying you are one). This is a major way trannies recruit normals. Being "transgender" is entirely based on the honor system (aka "trust system" for Britbongs). However, trannies can always disown any tranny critic and claim any critic is not a true tranny. So trannydom remains impregnable (except for that [[Thomas Beatie|pregnant woman with a mustache]]). Post-op trannies feel tranny-superior and like to set themselves up as tranny gurus, then the real freaks can keep out the fake freaks and false flag trannies. Disbelieving any tranny's claims is a hate crime against all trannies.

==Persecution==
[[File:Proud cisphobe.png|thumb|right]]
Although regular trannies are generally tolerated, fat trannies for some reason have endured huge amounts of [[Truth|government sponsored, public supported]] discrimination on a level not seen since [[Niggers|segregation]]. [[Wikipedia:Trans_fats#Public_response_and_regulation|In multiple countries and local municipalities trannies are well regulated.]] In [[New York City]] for instance, fat trannies are not allowed in nearly all restaurants. Perhaps this is an attempt to make them skinnier. Nevertheless, the silence that has greeted this mass destruction of human rights has been greatly concerning- to them. Nobody else really gives a damn.

Standard [[Pussy|bleeder]] organizations like the UN and the World Health Organization have not yet spoken out against this <s>grievous</s> understandable persecution.

More recently, much drama and lulz were created by Trump publicly telling trannies to GTFO the military, thus leaving him to sit back and laugh as he controls the news cycle for another week, the media scrambling to pick up the pieces before it's too late and he's at it again.

==Self-destruction==
Trannydom is self-destructive, that's why trannydom and suicide go hand in hand. Trannies not only destroy LGB myths, but also their own genitals, and often their own lives. Trannydom will eventually destroy itself. Some argue that's the entire goal of trannydom: to destroy your old self and transform into a new self. But trannies lack patience and jump the gun on the whole reincarnation thing. And altering outward appearances can't change who you are inside.

"Transgender acceptance" is an oxymoron. Trannydom is a rejection of one's body. So in order to accept trannies, one must also reject their bodies. It is those who hate and despise pre-op trannies who are truly on the tranny's side. "Your body disgusts me too." From a pre-op tranny's point of view, there is nothing worse than someone who loves them how they are without any artificial accoutrement. Since pre-op trannies hate their bodies, they need other people to hate their bodies too. After surgery, a tranny can gather more people who hate their bodies just as much as they once did. If there is no one left to loathe their body, a tranny dies. This explains the prevalence of post-op tranny suicide: once they stop hating their body, they had no more reason to live. If surgery fails to destroy their old self, suicide is always another option to finish the job the surgeon started.

== Things Tranny's Listen To ==

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== See Also ==
[[File:Memes are transgender.png|thumb|right|Is transgenderism a meme?]]
[[File:Paloma faith gender neutral child.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Some trannies have a head start in life]]
* [[Aiden Hale]] - When trannies got radicalized that they actually commit [[an hero]].
* [[Catfish]] - What most trannies have to do to get a relationship.
* [[CyberDemon531]]
* [[Dani_Willow]]
* [[Disorders]]
* [[Dorian Thorn]] - cut his dick off for attention.
* [[Feminism]] - Sometimes trannies clashes with [[feminazis]], debating are transwoman ''really'' woman or not.
* [[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]] - An attempt by trannies to [[outrage Culture|cancel]] that [[Harry Potter]] game, and anyone else who plays it.
* [[Jerry Springer]] - Common guests to embarrass their love ones in public television.
* [[JROCK]]
* [[Keffals]] - Mortal enemy of [[Kiwifarms]]
* [[Michael Jackson]]
* [[Mpreg]]
* [[Otherkin]]
* [[Pedophilia]] - The drag queen story hour thing, and the fact that they want to teach kids about gender explains it all.
* [[Personal Pronouns]]
* [[Pregnophile]] - Explains one possible origin of transsexuality/transgenderism
* [[Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme]]
* [[Tranders Breivik]]
* [[Transgender Day of Remembrance]] - Some people love these monsters.
* [[Transnigger]] - People who think they were born the wrong race.
* [[Transphobia]] - Normal people.
* [[Transtrender]]
* [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]
* [[Tumblr]]
* [[You Will Never Be A Woman]]

===Types of trannies===
* [[Crossdresser]]
* [[Dickgirl]]
* [[FTM]]
* [[MTF]]
* [[Trap]]

== External links ==
*[http://www.tranzwear.net/store.php/TranZwear/ct159601/for_parents_of_ftm_childrenteens Sick fuck trannies selling little dildos to little girls] - Sooooo [[liberalism|progressive]]. This is a sign that society is advancing and becoming more tolerant and inclusive.

===4chan===
*[https://archive.fo/Y0PoN Trap Thread #1] -The first epic trap thread.
*[https://archive.fo/W3Za2 Trap Thread #2] -The second epic trap thread.
*[https://archive.fo/ACaJX Trap Thread #3] - The third epic trap thread.
*[https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-red-light-district/201411/link-between-autism-and-gender-dysphoria Study linking autism and trannyism.]
*[http://archive.fo/RpsTC Study linking general batshit insanity and trannyism.]

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[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]

My Tiny Dick

2025-02-23T21:06:40Z

Gaelstrym: /* Could It Be You? */

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[[Image:Pdeopeeingincup.JPG|thumb|right|200px|[[Chris Forcand|BRB MYTINYDICK.NET]]]]

What would you do if you had been cursed with a penis so shriveled it literally inverted when you sat down? A penis so miniscule you would have to solicitit BJs from dust mites? A penis so small that daring to show it to another living being would cause them so much hilarity that Jesus laughs at it too and thus causing inevitable butthurt on your part? Well [[EDiots]], if [[you|you're]] anything like these guys, you'd just get [[your mom|your bitch]] to give you a hasty thumb job, slip on some tight denim hotpants like it was any other Tuesday and sign yourself up for an account!

== My Tiny Dick ==
The [http://www.mytinydick.net/ mytinydick.net] forum is a veritable cornucopia of inconsequential cocks, a myriad of mini members, and the primary gathering place of the [[suicide|micropenised retards]] who actively seek this shit out. With usernames such as [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=1309 smallbutcute], whose email is [[wapanese|shockingly]] chibimoon_boy@hotmail.com and [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=2357 juniorweewee], who loves to tell [[tl;dr]] stories about the action his little fella sees, it is not so hard to see why [[Girlvinyl|God]] afflicted them with such a terrible ailment. Although it's always good to put a positive spin on things, rite you guise?
[[Image:mytinydick1.jpg|right|thumb|[[Nope|An Extremely Highly Evolved Specimen]]]]

{{quote|I believe a small pink circumcised stump is a marker of a high level of human evolution.| A controversial little statement on Darwinism there from [http://mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=458 Drew], who stands at a [[lie|respectable]] 3.75ins erect}}

Our man Drew here has much to say on the subject of his miniature appendage:

{{quote|I get aroused knowing that while I'm having sex with my wife, who is a [[fatty|big woman]], she is permitting a really small dick to please her.| You're Goddamn right she is, Drew. Hang in there big fella}}

Despite the fact that '''every''' woman is a big woman when what you are packing most closely resembles a cork resting on a bird's nest, many of these men talk of their [[BBW]] partners, and many speak of [[homosexual]] tendencies. The one thing better than having a tiny, tiny penis, is having a tiny, tiny penis while playing with another tiny, tiny penis. Apparently.

==Drama==

Considering its subject matter, mytinydick has remarkably little notable drama. There are obviously a fair amount of [[trolls]], and plenty of people from the world of average sized [[loldongs|dongs]] who pop in to make their 5 inch penis feel mighty, but nothing truly [[lulzworthy]]. Some juicy [[IRL]] drama came about with the case of a [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313744,00.html man who tried (unsuccessfully) to defend himself against seven counts of flashing by claiming that his nano-cock is too small to expose.] Ya rly. In other news, it was revealed that [[Bernie Madoff]], the epic IRL investment fraud troll, was also afflicted with the tinydick. [http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/08/28/bernie-madoffs-small-endowment-down-there.htm See here] for details, and cue many endowment jokes [[for great justice]].

[[Image:Mytinydick2.jpg|right|thumb|His penis, perfectly framed there by the tiles, socks and [[fail]].]]

==Memorable People==
Every person is memorable on [http://www.mytinydick.net/ mytinydick], but the stories from users, specifically [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=2357 Juniorweewee] make for great reading, as almost every post involves him fucking some hot chick who leaves him somewhere along the line for someone who isn't a faggot.
{{squote|When I was 18, my dick was tiny and my sister at the time had just turned 13. I remeber that she used to want to see my penis and I would show it to her and she would always ask me why it was so small, but then I wondered how she even knew what was big and what was small. As it turned out she was a "Bad girl" and she and her friends started having sex at age 12 and 13. Her boyfriend was much bigger than me and well, that was it, until I met her new girl friend and found out that she was a virgin but didn't want to be but was scared of the size of most boys her age so remained a virgin, until my sister got this idea and asked me if I would be willing to "do her" the girl was georgeous and of course I said yes. I remember the night, she was scared to death and we had sex and as soon as she took a look and saw I was fully in her, she heaved a sigh of relief and I fuked her many times and she seemed to enjoy it. She said after 2 days that she loved me and we were great until about 11th. grade when she had sex with a high school boy in her class who was normal sized and she apparently really found out what a full on orgasm was all about and left me. I was devistated and wanted to die, but learned a lesson.|Cool story there from [[http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=2357 Juniorweewee]]|}}

{{squote| 18, tiny dick, [[Lie|hot bad girl sister]] sets me up with friend, I [[Pedo|fucked the 13yr old]] with my tiny dick, om nom nom, [[Bullshit|lasts 'til she is in 11th grade regardless of the fact I was 18 at the beginning of the tryst]], she found someone with a normal dick, I was devastated and wanted to die, but learned a lesson.| The not [[tl;dr]] synopsis of that [[epic]] romance}}

Now [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=2357 our friend Juniorweewee] has few posts all in all, but what he has is girthier than his tiny little member, but unfortunately, happens to be far less real.

User [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=1309 smallbutcute] is a 24 year old [[Australian]] and an [[animu]] fanboi who likes the taste of his own [[cum]]. He wears [[fag|tight denim shorts]] in order to [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/showthread.php?t=393 make his dick shrink down even further.] The burning question, is [[wtf|why?]]

Some of his more memorable quotes include

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|i also sit down when i pee, mostly becuase i wearing a skirt or a dress, i also wipe it like a girl too| smallbutcute there, demonstrating that having a small penis is not at all emasculating.
| I'm still a virgin at 24.| Shocking!
|I didn't come to this forum to shop for shoes| No motherfucker, no you did not.
|Does anyone know where I can order a dog tail butt plug?| Hmmm, try [[Amazon]]
|i do the self face shots sometime and drink my own cum, it has a nice taste to it :P | A nice taste you say? Really?
|i love it when girls see my tiny one, i love to know what they think of it | I think i can probably tell you what most girls are thinking...|}}</center>

==Psychology==

The main fetishes regarding small penises, or microphallises, to stick in a medical term in order to give weight to this ridiculous notion, usually slot quite neatly into three groups, each with their male and female/homo counterparts. These groups are as follows:

[[Image:YoungSissyBoy.jpg|right|thumb|The unsung 4th group of penis psychology? Cool [[French]] wax.]]

===Small Penis Worship===

As its name suggest, this group consists of those who worship those with a small penis, and the men with said minidick. Understandably rare, the small penis worshiping woman may have various reasons for wanting a (usually fat and old) man with no observable manhood.

* The woman may have been r'''æ'''ped, possibly by a big black cock, preferably violently. The resulting fear roots a penchant for things no more aggressive or bigger than baby mice.
* She may want to experience the joy of [[fucking|making love]] whilst retaining a tightness not usually afforded the average [[whore]].
* She may be on really good commission.
* If male, the adoring victim of a small penis may be trying to glorify his own member. The ''fart near a tramp'' method of demonstrable phallic insecurity.
* Small cock = Childlike quality? [[pedophile|Only you can decide]]

[...drew]'s opinion once again comes back to evolution in [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/showthread.php?t=111 this] thread on [http://www.mytinydick.net/ mytinydick forums], survival of the smallest maybe?

===Small Penis Humiliation===

"'''Now that's more fucking like it!'''" I hear you cry. [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!]] The exciting world of Small Penis Humiliation. Well allow me to indroduce you to [http://www.mistress-v.com/?p=33 Mistress V], [http://www.dominant-phone-sex.com/interviews/small-penis-humiliation.php Mistress Dominique] and many other "Mistresses" who want to rant at you for only $1.99 a minute. These horrendous women are utter shit, but the men who adore them, are where the [[lulz]] lie. 

==Could It Be You?==

If you, like many boys out there, are unsure whether your manhood fits the bill, then please don't hesitate to get out a ruler, whip out the old fella' and size yourself up against some (surely trustworthy) people from some (unknown and unverified) study that [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=48 this dude] has definitely not just completely made up. C'mon guys, it'll be [[fail|FUN!!]]

[[Image:Penissizechart.gif|border|600px|center]]

If they took the time to put it into a chart, then it must be true. Simple as. <s>'''TL;DR: yes, it could ''absolutely'' be you.'''</s>

==Other Quotes==
[[Image:Spiderman_smalldick.jpg|thumb|Spiderman has a very tiny dick.]]
[[Image:Banner12.gif|border|center|500px]]

<center>{{morphquote|mqtest|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|The reason why no one has responded is because no one with a tiny dick has ever given a woman great sex. It may feel good for you, but no woman will ever be moaning your name and begging you to stop because you've short circuited her clit from too many mind blowing orgasms.|Some chick named Valerie, stating the obvious.
|i carefully gouged out her left eye (with my ring finger) and barely skull-fucked her|GoochSauce4, [[failing|attempting to troll]]
|omg. what a fabulous cock there! one of the most perfect specimens, smaller than that puffy ball on the right! i think i just climaxed!| [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=458 Drew] again there, being a pillar of the community
| My clit is bigger than your dick.| The dick is fine, that black chick just has a fucking huge vagina.|lol}}</center>

==See Also==
*[[Penis]]
*[[Dying Alone]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Chris Forcand]]
*[[Andrew Quah]]
*[[Nick Chaleunphone]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.mytinydick.com/galleries/mgp/27/?id=1997242 MyTinyDick.com] ([[DO NOT WANT|Nothin' sadder than whores sinking to sex with a cockless, disgusting fatto]])

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{{Timeline|Featured article January 20, [[2010]]|[[Dick Neck]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Shadow]]}}

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Jimmy Carter

2025-02-23T20:58:59Z

Gaelstrym: /* Mr. President */

{{stub}}
{{Spoiler|He died}}
'''James Earl Carter Jr.''', better known as '''Jimmy Carter''', was a 100-year-old [[corpse]] and former peanut farmer who served as the 39th [[President]] of the [[Jewnited States]] between 1977 and 1981. A member of the [[Democrat]] party, Jimmy Carter was widely regarded as the worst President in modern U.S. history until [[Joe Biden]] was installed as [[Führer]] in [[2020 Presidential Elections|2020]]. Carter was notable for serving only one term and then getting brutally [[assrape]]d by actor [[Ronald Reagan]] in 1980.

==Life and Times==
===In the Beginning...===
[[File:JimmyCroakerintheNavy.png.png|thumb|alt=Fuck you peanut man.|Jimmy after graduating from being a [[Navy SEAL|Navy fag]] student. His whore wife is on the left.]]
Mr. Jimbob was born and raised in the """""city""""" of Plains, Georgia, in 1924, becoming the first U.S. [[President]] to be born in a hospital. Dropping out at 11th grade, he later went on to inherit an embarassingly small amount of farmland from his miserly father, and spent time farming peanuts like the [[Jew]] he was. Croaker also served time in the navy like the right [[patriot]] he was.

===Mr. President===
[[File:PeanutMan24.png|thumb|alt=No Jimbo pics for you, faggot.|Makes you wrinkle just by lookin at him.]]
Mister Peanut, during his stint as Prezzy, created the [[Education|Department of Education]], and thus is the ultimate catalyst for America's [[School Shooting]] pandemic. He also did some shit in the Camp David Accords between the [[Jews]] and [[Egyptians]]. He ''also'' also earned the [[Faggotry|Noobelle Piss]] Prize in 2002 for being a top-tier [[Democrat|Demofag]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Vintage Jimmy (Carter) Novelty Toy, The People's Peanut, Just Wind Him Up And Let Him Go! Made In Japan, Circa 1970s (21290941341).jpg
File:Jimmy Carter KYM - 929.jpeg
File:Carter as a Peanut img 3500.jpg
File:Jimmy Carter - Death at Vending Prize machine - meme.jpg
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==

* [[Joe Biden]]
* [[Ronald Reagan]]

{{Politics}}
{{Unitedstates}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2024]]

Jimmy Carter

2025-02-23T20:57:50Z

Gaelstrym:

{{stub}}
{{Spoiler|He died}}
'''James Earl Carter Jr.''', better known as '''Jimmy Carter''', was a 100-year-old [[corpse]] and former peanut farmer who served as the 39th [[President]] of the [[Jewnited States]] between 1977 and 1981. A member of the [[Democrat]] party, Jimmy Carter was widely regarded as the worst President in modern U.S. history until [[Joe Biden]] was installed as [[Führer]] in [[2020 Presidential Elections|2020]]. Carter was notable for serving only one term and then getting brutally [[assrape]]d by actor [[Ronald Reagan]] in 1980.

==Life and Times==
===In the Beginning...===
[[File:JimmyCroakerintheNavy.png.png|thumb|alt=Fuck you peanut man.|Jimmy after graduating from being a [[Navy SEAL|Navy fag]] student. His whore wife is on the left.]]
Mr. Jimbob was born and raised in the """""city""""" of Plains, Georgia, in 1924, becoming the first U.S. [[President]] to be born in a hospital. Dropping out at 11th grade, he later went on to inherit an embarassingly small amount of farmland from his miserly father, and spent time farming peanuts like the [[Jew]] he was. Croaker also served time in the navy like the right [[patriot]] he was.

===Mr. President===
[[File:PeanutMan24.png|thumb|alt=No Jimbo pics for you, faggot.|Makes you wrinkle just by lookin at him.]]
Mister Peanut, during his stint as Prezzy, created the [[Education|Department of Education]], and thus is the ultimate catalyst for America's [[School Shooting]] pandemic. He also did some shit in the Camp David Accords between the [[Jews]] and [[Egyptians]]. He also earned the Noobelle Piss Prize in 2002 for being a top-tier [[Democrat|Demofag]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Vintage Jimmy (Carter) Novelty Toy, The People's Peanut, Just Wind Him Up And Let Him Go! Made In Japan, Circa 1970s (21290941341).jpg
File:Jimmy Carter KYM - 929.jpeg
File:Carter as a Peanut img 3500.jpg
File:Jimmy Carter - Death at Vending Prize machine - meme.jpg
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==

* [[Joe Biden]]
* [[Ronald Reagan]]

{{Politics}}
{{Unitedstates}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2024]]

Jimmy Carter

2025-02-23T20:56:39Z

Gaelstrym:

{{stub}}
{{Spoiler|He died}}
'''James Earl Carter Jr.''', better known as '''Jimmy Carter''', was a 100-year-old [[corpse]] and former peanut farmer who served as the 39th [[President]] of the [[Jewnited States]] between 1977 and 1981. A member of the [[Democrat]] party, Jimmy Carter was widely regarded as the worst President in modern U.S. history until [[Joe Biden]] was installed as [[Führer]] in [[2020 Presidential Elections|2020]]. Carter was notable for serving only one term and then getting brutally [[assrape]]d by actor [[Ronald Reagan]] in 1980.

==Life before Politics==
[[File:JimmyCroakerintheNavy.png.png|thumb|alt=Fuck you peanut man.|Jimmy after graduating from being a [[Navy SEAL|Navy fag]] student. His whore wife is on the left.]]
Mr. Jimbob was born and raised in the """""city""""" of Plains, Georgia, in 1924, becoming the first U.S. [[President]] to be born in a hospital. Dropping out at 11th grade, he later went on to inherit an embarassingly small amount of farmland from his miserly father, and spent time farming peanuts like the [[Jew]] he was. Croaker also served time in the navy like the right [[patriot]] he was.

==Life as Mr. President==
[[File:PeanutMan24.png|thumb|alt=No Jimbo pics for you, faggot.|Makes you wrinkle just by lookin at him.]]
Mister Peanut, during his stint as Prezzy, created the [[Education|Department of Education]], and thus is the ultimate catalyst for America's [[School Shooting]] pandemic. He also did some shit in the Camp David Accords between the [[Jews]] and [[Egyptians]]. He also earned the Noobelle Piss Prize in 2002 for being a top-tier [[Democrat|Demofag]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Vintage Jimmy (Carter) Novelty Toy, The People's Peanut, Just Wind Him Up And Let Him Go! Made In Japan, Circa 1970s (21290941341).jpg
File:Jimmy Carter KYM - 929.jpeg
File:Carter as a Peanut img 3500.jpg
File:Jimmy Carter - Death at Vending Prize machine - meme.jpg
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==

* [[Joe Biden]]
* [[Ronald Reagan]]

{{Politics}}
{{Unitedstates}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2024]]

File:PeanutMan24.png

2025-02-23T20:47:26Z

Gaelstrym:

#2 worst Prezzy ever

File:JimmyCroakerintheNavy.png.png

2025-02-23T20:41:21Z

Gaelstrym:

Fuck this peanut cunt.

Homeless

2025-02-23T20:29:47Z

Gaelstrym:

[[Image:Negro_ninja.jpg‎|thumb|"Thanks, God Bless You"]]
[[File:Why there aren't very many homeless women.png|180px|right]]
'''The Homeless''' (''Mendicus pediculosus'') are a species of sentient, humanoid beings who seek to live a communal life free of modern society's crushing standards and suppressing morals; a society that can freely trade sexual favors for controlled substances, does not poison itself with soap, and prides itself on drinking irresponsibly. They are easily approachable and typically friendly, so ensure that you support their nutrition with donations for [[alcohol]] and [[heroin]]. If you ever feel threatened at all during an encounter, remember that they are quite flammable and also vulnerable to vehicles moving at highway speeds.

== Birth of a Hobo ==
The Homeless spawn from two main locations- Housing Projects and the [[Basement]]. Your standard bum was either born into poverty and was probably a crack baby thanks to the good parenting of the [[ghetto]], or as in the future case of [[you]], was a [[basement dweller]] who spent too much time fapping to [[guro]] on [[B|/b/]] and was finally kicked out of the house by mom and dad despite the fact that [[b/tard|after twenty-five years of existence you still haven't developed a single useful life skill]]. Upon hitting the streets the newly formed hobo will blame all of their shortcomings on their [[parents]], their [[pedophile|high school gym teacher]], [[Dubya]], and [[Jesus]], and then promptly develop a harrowing [[crack cocaine]] addiction, thus completing the transformation into a fully fledged bum and ensuring that they will [[oldfag|never be able to rejoin normal society again]].

== How to Spot ==
Hobos are generally fairly easy to spot as are even dirtier than your average [[white trash]]/black person specimen and also smell significantly worse. They have torn and tattered clothes, huge bushy beards, and bandannas tied in random places all over their body. Often seen carrying a sign explaining their predicament that [[bullshit|totally has nothing to do with drugs or alcohol]], or more likely, carrying around a brown paper bag with some sorta cheap whiskey in it. They also typically have a dog with them, but be warned; 9 times out of 10, said dog may have [[Disease|rabies]], or some other undiscovered [[Ebola virus|plague that you'd get off a coon faggot]].

[[Image:Vadar_homeless.jpg‎|thumb|Even the [[Dick Cheney|Dark Lord of the Sith]] can fall on hard times]]
== Common Activities of The Homeless ==
[[File:Homeless at night.jpg|thumb|right|250px|What you don't see happen at night]]
[[File:whiteprivilege.jpg|thumb|right|250px|A privileged white man in his natural habitat.]]
*Waiting outside of convenience stores to ambush people who buy smokes.
*Going to public parks and scaring children by killing and eating the ducks there.
*Dumpster Diving.
*Giving [[fellatio|blowjobs]] for rocks.
*Having a [[Fap|fat wank]] in broad daylight.
*Not getting a job.
*Attempting to clean your windshield at a stoplight but really just making it dirtier than it was before.
*Asking if you can spare some change or if they're the more adventurous type, holding up a sign that states "Will take verbal abuse for change".
*Collecting a bunch of aluminum cans,bottles,and other shit for recycling money.
*Telling you long winded stories about how their asshole husband kicked them out of the house even though he was the one who cheated on her and who beat her and always ate the food and was drunk all the time and was a lazy bum who never did any work unlike her but most importantly he took all her cigarettes so can I just bum a smoke please?
* Raping [[niggers]].
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tpAZObNZfI Getting killed by the pigs (police)]

== Dealing with the Homeless ==
*Run away
*[[Kill it with fire]]
*Just give them a damn cigarette
*Tell them you pay taxes
*Piss on them
*Micah 2:10. If that fails, [[Kill it with fire]].

== How to become a hobo ==
Becoming a hobo has many advantages, such as a smell which can be sensed by dogs from anywhere in the world, getting FREE food and feeling the nature's wrath more intensely. [[You]] are already doing all of them except the last one so [[you]] dont have to try too hard.
== See Also ==
[[File:Friendswillbefriends.jpg|thumb|You can be rest assured, when homeless you've got others to comfort you.]]
*[[Alcohol]]
*[[Bum]]
*[[Casey Serin]] - for a while was claiming to live "off the grid", i.e. [[fail|in his car]].
*[[Cocaine]]
*[[Drugs]]
*[[Jordan Neely]] - [[Black Lives Matter|BLM]] martyr and former homeless man.
*[[Bulletball|Marc Griffin]] - inventor of Bulletball and Bulletball Extreme.
*[[Poor]]
*[[The Great Depression]]
*[[Tramp anon]]
*[[Unemployment]]
*[[You]] (after [[your mom]] kicks your lazy ass out of [[basement-dweller|her basement]])
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Megan Thee Stallion

2025-02-21T10:16:11Z

Gaelstrym: /* Cultural Appropriation */

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Megan Thee Stallion'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 15, 1995 ({{age|1995|2|15}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Nigger|Milk Chocolate]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Female]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Rapper}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Megan Thee Stallion''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Megan Jovon Ruth Pete''') is a filthy whore with a big fat dimply ass looking like two whole loaves of lumpy bread attached to her backside and hyperactive sex drive that she loves to boast about, thus further marginalizing people with no sexual desires and pancake butts. She claims to be the hottest person on this planet while also looking like [[Kim Kardashian]] and King Kong had one big shit pile of a baby.

== Always willing to sexually assault our ears ==
We all know the phrase "sex sells," right? Well, Megan took that advice WAY too seriously by constantly singing about her ass and vagina trying to lure those losers who say they have a sickness for the [[fat|thiccness]] with her annoying "Ah" noises. It's funny how Megan claims to be against sexual harassment because the lyrics of her song would very likely be considered sexual harassment to our ears! We shit you not! Here are some examples of her skankiness!
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsm4poTWjMs</youtube> <center>'''Singing with [[Cardi B]] about their cum dripping coochies'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl5uV4NlaDg</youtube> <center>'''Wanting to have sex in front of the mirror'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USxIYOaIpig</youtube> <center>'''Cultural appropriation at its sluttiest!'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT_83vSP1es</youtube> <center>'''This song is about "dominating" the whore scene'''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Some people just don't know what to do when a woman is in control and taking ownership of her own body. I feel like for a long time men felt like they owned sex and now women are saying, 'Hey, this is for me. I want pleasure. This is how I want it or don't want it.'| Megan trying to excuse herself and Cardi for violating our ears.

|After a lot of self-reflection on the incident, I’ve realized that violence against women is not always connected to being in a relationship. Instead, it happens because too many men treat all women as objects, which helps them to justify inflicting abuse against us when we choose to exercise our own free will| Megan calling out objectifying women despite always singing about her pruney pussy

|I don’t do nothing but show love to everyone| Megan claims this while also making [[asexuality|some people feel like freaks of nature for not being interested in anything sexual]]|}}</center>

== Cultural Appropriation ==
In addition to her mighty narcissism and singing about her hypersexuality, Megan also appropriates Japanese culture as seen in the gallery.
 {{cg|'''Characters tainted by her sluttiness'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow=5>
File:Megantheeweeb1.png| Sailor Poon
File:Megantheeweeb2.png| Boa Hand-Me-Some-Cock
File:Megantheeweeb3.png| Gojo Fat-Assoru
File:Megantheeweeb4.png| Bruno Pussy's-Rotting
File:Megantheeweeb5.png| Kei Cum-Uno
File:Megantheeweeb6.png| Jolyne Ku-hoe
File:Megantheeweeb7.png| Suck-On-A (WAP)
File:Megantheeweeb8.png| Death To Asexuality
File:Megantheeweeb9.jpg| Shoto Hoe-doroki
File:Megantheeweeb10.png| Murky-Hoe
</gallery>
|}} 

== Sexually harassing the audience's eyes at a Kamala Harris rally ==
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKU-_1jC0A8</youtube></center>
As means to pander to all those feminazi whores, human chocolate truffles, and sexually devious people in general, [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]] thought it was brilliant to have Megan Thee Whorebag twerk on the stage dressed in a very slutty outfit. Of course, that made everyone except for the thicc loving losers whose hands stink of cum and vaginal fluids due to always fapping to Megan, uncomfortable. Even more shocking is that there were even [[pedo|CHILDREN]] at that rally. Is this what Kamala meant when she told [[asexuality| the people who don't catch sexual feelings for others]] to "just be normal"? Big fucking yikes!

== External Links ==
*[https://www.out.com/celebs/2022/8/26/megan-thee-stallion-says-shed-top-yung-miami Megan doesn't just crave dicks, apparently]

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{{niggers}}
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[[Category:People]]

Friday Night Funkin'

2024-11-18T20:39:15Z

Gaelstrym:

{{spoilers|text=THE UPDATE IS RELEASED}}
{{FactAlert|HOLY SHIT THE CREATOR OF FNF (ninjamuffin99) was a RACIST FUCK on his Twitter???}}
{{achtung|Null Object Reference}}
[[File:FNF-GOES-r63.jpeg|thumb|350px]]
[[File:Friday-night-funkin-fnf.gif|thumb|right|Average FNF gamer]]
'''''Friday Night Funkin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''''' is an [[AIDS]]-riddled rhythm game that is [[overrated]] in addition to being a shitty [[DDR]] and [[Parappa The Rapper|Parappa The Child Molester]] ripoff, complete with an [[women|obnoxious fanbase that never shuts up]]. It's already an [[Planned Parenthood|aborted fetus]] headed straight down the [[shithole]] of the interwebs forever, but not before a metric fuckton of pointless [[faggotry|bells and whistles]] get slapped on top of it in a desperate attempt to make the game "[[lie|better]]". It all started with [[unfunny]] [[jewgrounds]] [[retard|users]] ninjamuffun99 (Powerword: Cameron Taylor), PhantomArcade (David Brown), "kawaisprite" ([[Spic|Isaac Garcia]]), and evilsk8r teaming up together to create a game for Ludum Dare 47 in October 2020, wasting their whole time developing a game only to be awarded nothing. TL;DR: [[Shit nobody cares about|shit game with music that makes your skin crawl.]]

As the [[game]] [[overrated|skyrocketed]] up to the [[asshole]] of [[Newgrounds|Nu-Newgrounds]], and combined with [[13-year-old boys]] and [[Pedophilia|non-binary trans pedo-fags]] alike worshiping it, the 4 Newgrounds users began adding characters from 2000s because none had a single idea to think of one original character. First, they added "Pico" from that poorly-made [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|school-shooting related game]] called "Pico School" before adding "Tankman", a second mascot from Newgrounds. They only did that because it makes [[fantards]] feel nostalgia they didn't even grow up with (because [[Jewgrounds]] used to be based and fucked up) yet they're [[children|not even old enough]] to enter that [[shitty]] [[site]] (though you'd be a [[Loser|lost cause]] to ever want to).

One of the game's biggest contributions is reviving interest in a Newgrounds [[Adobe Flash|Flash]] series known as Madness Combat along with other nostalgic properties. Many game-mods attempt to cross-over the two series, the most famous of which is a mod featuring [[Tricky the Clown]] that has spawned a new wave of forced memes, as well as forever tarnishing the Madness series. Yes, this also means that Madness Combat has a smörgasbord's worth of mukbang videos, along with other game franchises that have been disgraced by the [[Pedophilia|FNF modding community.]]

This game is nothing more than the fad of the [[2020|year]] and will likely die a slow painful death much like [[Fall Guys]] and [[Among Us]]. The only thing keeping this game alive are the aforementioned mods, custom content, and [[Jewgrounds]] nostalgia within the fandom.

==Gameplay==
In order to get your love interest, you have to go through levels, which are called "Weeks" and it has a variety of opponents to challenge within singing and rapping contests. While you're ''actually'' [[fail|failing]] to rap in the game, you must press the key-binds: A, W, S, D, to mimic the notes while avoiding running out of health. Each level has different difficulties for [[newbies|newbz]], such as Easy, Normal and Hard, and each of these only includes increasing note speeds; So if you're a brainlet that can't focus enough to keep on pressing the notes in a high-speed, we recommend you to go Easy Mode on these.

If you're trying to play the game for more than five minutes, it gets [[boring]], as many users would often describe its' gameplay. You may also want to stop playing due to how [[Disgusting|DISGUSTING]] the songs (and espically the ""vocals"") are. Seriously, half of this shit sounds like that one song about beans that [[Kurt Cobain]] wrote.

'''[[TL;DR]]''': The gameplay is just [[Parappa The Rapper]] and [[Dance Dance Revolution]] combined and [[nobody cares about]] it, but these characters were unusual for many reasons.

{{center|{{fv|vg1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>vsnZyNyrU3s</youtube> '''''The extent of the [[circlejerk|"gameplay"]].'''''</center>
|<youtube>9OZJe8MWCG8</youtube> '''''The actual [[Cancer|game]], showcased via a mod. [[Lie|Absolute bangers back to back.]]'''''</center>
}}}}

==Popularity==
As Friday Night Funkin' skyrocketed to the top of the hill it earned more than [[what the fuck|10,000,000]] users who desperately played said game. Combine this with a fanbase that consists of [[autistic]] children and [[gooners]] in their 20s, the game gained a reputtaion for having the worst, most childish fanbase.

At this time, the creators don't have any ideas yet for a new game; So ,when you ''don't'' have an idea for a character to be in the game, just add at least 100 characters from [[Newgrounds]]. This is so that they can milk the characters right out of the gallon, which will also make the fanbase feel faux nostalgia that they didn't even grow up with, maybe because Newgrounds used to be [[sick fucks]] or maybe Newgrounds is too old a web-establisment for the youths to want to enter these days.
==Fanbase==
Some people, like we have mentioned in the first half, think it is usual to ship male characters in gay relationships. The most notable one being "Boyfriend and Pico". When you tried to make an actual point that, in fact, they're straight. You can cause a tsunami-wave of anorexic 13-year-olds attacking you in [[YouTube]] or [[Twitter]] and also [[TikTok]].
[[File:6GmQrDRoVIzvE21V.mp4|200px|thumb|This video sums up the FNF fanbase]]
Around the time when Week 7 was released. [[Twitter]] users noticed that Tankman made a school-shooting joke about Pico in the cutscene, which angered them out of their mind. This led some others to make fun of them for being soft bastards on the internet. It was first mentioned by a Twittard @EDGED__WINGS, who responded to the comments about her whining about it with a high-intelligent IQ, to which she responded:
[[File:Girl-screaming-and-crying-meme.jpg|thumb|right|Average FNF fan whenever someone hates FNF]]
{{Quote|"oh my GOOOODD I know what Pico’s school is. I knew what it was when I made the tweet and I don’t care. It’s still a school shooting joke. Get off my ass"|@EDGED__WINGS said in a very confident manner.}}

Like any other Twittard users that shares the same iq of 0, @sol_foxie commented
{{Quote|"honestly, why would they make a school shooting joke in FNF week 7?" We’re not edgy 12 year old kids anymore, news please cut that out."}}

This proves how humans on the internet wen't from being "normal" into being oversensitive idiots over some dumb joke. You might be asking why there isn't enough drama here, then why don't you fucking watch YouTube and search up "Friday Night Funkin drama" faggot.

===How to come up with an FNF vs===
# Take something current or shit like Among Us or some other [[Shit nobody cares about|carcinogenic bollocks]].
# ?
# [[Profit]]

===Mod Community===
Did you know that it also has a seperate community for mods that [[no one cares about]]? The game is now just known for creating such cancerous mods in a desperate attempt to make the entire franchise better. It all become popular when some people created the most hardest chart for mods that is completely unplayable for most newbs.

As for the OCs themselves, they range from utterly edgy and cringe-worthy (AGOTI) to downright retarded. Most mods tend to steal memes from whatever is current. Any amount of negative feedback can hurt the modder's fee fees as they are often either retarded manchildren or underage. FNF's community is also known for its groomer problem, which anyone with a pulse and a Twitter account would see coming from a mile away. The modding community's ego is so great that there is more fanart for the mods than actual in game characters since most of the fandom would rather treat their edgy OCs as canon characters. Look up any FNF [[fantard]] videos and there is a high chance that one of their OCs will show up on the video. Most OCs look more like [[Hazbin Hotel]] reject characters or 00s era gangsta stickers than actual FNF characters. Of course, there have been worse OCs from other fandoms, since these have original designs at the very least. Most backstories usually involve the rival character being an edgelord, hating on their girlfriend, and wanting revenge.

{{center|<youtube>o-B67xJm9BQ</youtube> '''''Just because your mod fucking sucks, doesn't mean you should commit suicide. Although we're not gonna mourn on your death for the lulz. It's your choice to become [[an hero]].'''''}}

{{center|<youtube>https://youtu.be/aFfziMUnlO4</youtube> '''''Oh and a fucking Brony mod'''''}}

Every drama/controversy happening in the FNF community makes no fucking sense half of the time. Due to the newborn and teens demographics of the batshit fanbase they'll very likely will ignore it and just want to play the shittest mods regardless.
{{center|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWaGOGzak9k&t=41s</youtube> '''''This so called controversy started out because the creator didn't like Rule 34 artists sexualizing the character. '''''}}

{{center|<youtube>https://youtu.be/Y2-nRUBkBuk</youtube> '''''And here's Monday Morning [[LiveLeak|LiveLeaking]]. Some of the most depraved of the FNF modding community decided to add some of our favorite [[an heroes]] to the game. Here you can watch [[Ronnie McNutt]], [[Shuaiby]], [[Budd Dwyer]], and more off themselves. [https://fnf-gore-mods.fandom.com/wiki/Monday_Morning_Live_Leakin%27 Thankfully, this mod is] [[pun|dead.]]'''''}}

{{videoframe|Shuaiby Bye Bye|background-color: ##FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>https://youtu.be/Ogg9hoqWAII</youtube> '''''[[Shuaiby]] again. This time it's a different version of the mod [[Stop Posting|(there's like 5 versions)]]'''''
|<youtube>https://youtu.be/V2bOV_9pvP4</youtube> '''''[[Shuaiby]] again. This time it's a different version of the mod [[Stop Posting|(there's like 5 versions)]]'''''}}

{{center|<youtube>https://youtu.be/m89fAQf7k-M</youtube> '''''Apparently this can somehow get worse: some [[sick fuck]] made a [[Daisy's Destruction|DAISY'S DESTRUCTION]] mod'''''}}

==Cancer Content==
Quite lately [[cancer]] content made by [[Jews]] has started showing up to make internet ad revenue. This trend started with [[Among Us]] but since then, these channels have found a new audience to get views from. They also believe that characters such as Matt that are from game-mods are canon and are part of FNF. This is an example of many of the trash YouTube videos you will find on YouTube Kids of all places often posted as spam. These videos are usually poorly animated, cringeworthy, have clickbait titles, feature several [[Original Character|OCs]] that the user did not make, and are viewbotted with fake [[Likes]].

{{center|{{fv|vg1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>mwH-ylqBy1k</youtube> '''''The extent of the SPAM. This is just depressing.'''''</center>
|<youtube>7wj1gsQobxE</youtube> '''''The mascot of Newgrounds is now fucking awful in general.'''''</center>
|<youtube>DgV_elZ7KP8</youtube> '''''Another boring comparison/argument about which unofficial character phase is better.'''''</center>
|<youtube>8M9aZzA1vpw</youtube> '''''Another similar example of mukbang content. Ok, but why would some people on JewTube want to watch the characters eat shit?'''''</center>
}}}}

==Development==
Ninjamuffin99, the [[jew]] that was credited for creating this [[AIDS]], formed a small team of jewgrounds creators, so they can develop its first prototype for Ludum Dare 47 on October 2020. It got nothing, but it got unexpected success for absolutely no reason. Ninjamuffin99 is also planning to get his [[autism]]-fueled audience to buy his [[shit]], where he makes some pointless merchandise and a full ass game because he only thinks that FNFfags are too much of a [[retard|dum-witted]] [[dumbass|brainless]] [[children]] to afford that expensive shit, so he can get thousand of [[jewgolds]] under his belt. In [[fact]], no one will ever buy that.

===NinjaMuffin99 Twitter moments===
NinjaMuffin not only hates his fanbase but also hates the niggers, trannys etc.!
[[File:EtpfM-2XMAErjcp.jpg|thumb|center|Should've stuck to this instead of FNF cancer]]
[[File:EtpfM-uWgAAnH5B.jpg|thumb|center|https://twitter.com/heartgummi1/status/1358506974002954246 - typical gamedev.]]
==Characters==
===Main Game===
*'''[[Midget|Boyfriend]]''': the [[dumbass]] who is the main [[Pedophile|protagonist]] in this game. The only point of him is to date his [[Girlfriend]] because he doesn't get a real one. Before you ask, yes, that is his real name. [[Lie|Prime originailty.]]
*'''[[Whore|Girlfriend]]''': Boyfriend's [[faghag|partner]] and is the first character to teach him how to sing shit. She is secretly born a demon as she was born to [[Milf|Mommy Mearest]] and Daddy Dearest, which are both [[Satan|Satans]] and probably of [[Irish]] descent, given that they're [[Satan|Satans]]. In all weeks, she appears at the top of the speaker while bopping to the music. Like the [[retard]] before her, "Girlfriend" is her real name.
*'''[[Nazi|Daddy Dearest]]''': Girlfriend's father, he is the first character to fuck over Boyfriend from dating his Girlfriend.
*'''Skid and Pump''': Annoying kids that you keep seeing every Halloween. These annoying characters were originally drawn by an unfunny bizarre animator '''[[Spic|Sr Pelo]]''', yes that retard who thinks screaming like a mentally deranged person and smashing tables is a better way to attract his [[basement-dwelling]] [[13-year-old boys|fans]].
*'''Pico''': Was Jewgrounds very first mascot. An [[ugly]] [[ginger|soulless ginger]] and a killer of edgy goths who thinks he's kewl while holding his [[gun]]. The character originated from Tom Fulp, the virgin who created [[Jewgrounds]]. After regaining popularity from this game, became the victim of many, many BF x Pico fujo fanart despite Pico is mostly paired with a asian chick and "Pico is a faggot" has always been a Newgrounds joke (but then again fujos take any non canon gay pairings as "canon").
*'''Mommy Mearest''': A [[milf]] and a mother of [[Girlfriend]].
*'''Senpai''': A complete [[fucktard]] from a dating simulator game that Girlfriend loves playing a lot. Boyfriend and Girlfriend both encountered this asshole after Daddy Dearest pushed them out. He gets pissed off when every-time Boyfriend beats him in singing, which led him to break character after the second song.
*'''[[ISIS|Tankman]]''': A character that [[fantards]] start [[simping]] over. He is the current mascot that replaced that [[ginger]].

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery of AIDS|gallery1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:fnffurry.png|The characters' true forms.
File:fnfhazbin.jpg
File:fnfdiaper.gif
File:funkinscat.png|Your average FNF fanart.
File:lemondemonkillsgf.png|The true ending.
File:FNF Twitter Interaction.jpeg|Totally reasonable response
File:FNF Twitter Porn Request.jpeg|This is what unrestricted screen time does to a fetus
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:fnfvore.png|Courtesy of DA.
File:fnfvore2.png|Proof God is dead.
File:fatgf.jpg|The reason why God killed himself.
File:FNFGoodart.jpeg|An example of “good” fanart.
File:Fnf cancer fanart.png
File:Fnfshit.png
File:Fnfbased.jpg
File:AWWWFNF.png
File:8b2ed01e768e98b313f393b8fbeccedf.gif
File:FNF Twitter Interaction Part 2.jpeg|The sequel
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[13-year-old boys]]
*[[Children]]
*[[Tricky the Clown]]
*[[Jewgrounds]]
==External Links==
*[https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/770371 Play it on Newgrounds].
*[https://fridaynightfunkin.fandom.com/wiki/Friday_Night_Funkin%27_Wiki It even has its own unofficial wiki].
*<s>[https://fridaynightfunking.fandom.com/wiki/Funkipedia_Mods_Wiki And another wiki dedicated to the large number of cancer content.]</s> fuck that.
*[https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/783006 Cartoon on Newgrounds gleefully shitting on this dumb game.]
*[https://friday-night-funkin-fanon.fandom.com/wiki/Friday_night_funkin_fanon_Wiki The shitty version of the FNF modding wiki]
*{{kf|89099| The entire drama documentary caused by the autistic modder community.}}
{{Portals|gaming|gay|memes|music|sex}}
{{timeline|Featured Article July 31 and August 1, [[2022]]|[[Animu]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Too lazy]]}}

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

2024-09-27T18:40:53Z

Gaelstrym: /* Plot */

[[File:Jojo63.jpg|thumb|Jotaro Kujo]]
[[Image:Araki.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The creator of JoJo's, Hirohiko Araki at age 84.]]

'''''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''''' is a [[manga]] created [[At least 100 years ago|sometime in the 1980s]] by some [[Azn|asian]] named Hirohiko Araki, because he had nothing better to do . This series is famous for [[Za Warudo|Dio Brando]]. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is Shounen Jump's second longest-running manga ever, and because it is the origin of two memes, [[za warudo]] and [[WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]], it is the only good manga to have ever been created. No exceptions (well maybe except for [[Fist of the North Star]]).

==Plot==

Each arc of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure follows the same plot, which consists of a member of the Joestar bloodline pissing off some faggot with at least one superhuman ability in some manner. It has nine arcs because Araki has [[ADHD]], and these arcs are:

*'''Phantom Blood''':
A rip off of [[Castlevania|Castlevania]] and Fist of North Star because Araki wrote this shit in the 80's proving he was just an untalented hack. A story about the beautiful gay love between Jonathan and [[god|Dio]]. Dio was born an asshole and raped by his dad so he killed JoJo's dog and raped his girlfriend. After getting his sissy British ass slapped by Jonathan's shit, Dio got butthurt and decided to become a [[Twilight|vampire]] by doing some sort of satanic sacrifice shit that requires a stone mask made by a faggot caveman around 100 millenia ago. Jonathan later beat Dio's ass by using some bullshit Kung Fu technique named after [[Fat|fat pig thighs]] but was ambushed later by Dio on a poorly made British ship, which it blows up, leaving [[necrophilia|Dio]] trapped inside a coffin with Jonathan's body for at least 100 years. Jonathan's bottom bitch Erina magically survived with an asspull.

*'''Battle Tendency''':
Araki, being the untalented hack he is, goes through his glamour magazine of things to rip off and rips off Indiana Jones. This time, Joseph Joestar, a swaglicious [[Nigger|gangster]] which, unlike his sissy grandfather is now facing off [[Mexican|evil vampire caveman of Aztec]] that created the mask. After learning the existence of those evil motherfucker from a guy who he just blown up with a bag of grenade, he went to Mexico to rescue his uncle SPEEEEDAWAGOOOON and met a fucking Nazi with a french accent, who later becomes a cyborg because GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!! Joseph later met a douchebag from Italy, who just happened to be the descendant of some [[Mario|Italian Kung Fu master]] from part 1. There is also a milf, who just happens to be Joseph's mom, which he jacked off to. Together, they had a typical [[boring|Naruto training arc]]. In the end, Kars, the leader of team rocket trio succeed his ultimate life form, which grants him everything in world but sex and use that power to rape Joseph. However, he was fucked off by an asspull and was sent to Mars. Joseph later fucked some bitch for a daughter and the daughter banged a small asian penis and fart out a boy, and that boy will be the protagonist in:

*'''Stardust Crusaders''':
Another shittastic sequel about some douchebag named Jotaro, who can [[Fisting|fist]] with his creepy [[Persona|ghost]] sturr planshurr. He is accompany by his granddad Joseph from part 2, who can use the kung fu technique from part 1 and some silly purple tentacles that could projectile pornography on TV screen. His friend Kakyoin, a weird autistic kid who likes to rerorerorerorero his cherry and rape people with his green tentacle ghost. Avdol, an sandnigger with a silly fire chicken ghost, Polnareff, a retarded french with shitty hair with a ghost that can use a sword, and Iggy, a dog that can fart on people. Together, they will engage in [[Mortal Kombat]] with Dio, who survived from part 1 and stole Jonathan's body to rape more wimminz. Only Jotaro is able to do anything because we all know protagonist likes to do asspull, even when facing off some vampire who can stop time and drops a fucking steamroller out of no where.
*'''[[erection|Diamond is Unbreakable]]''':
Also know as Duwang's bizarre translation. It's about some kid name Jewsuke, one of Joseph's offspring after he went around the globe and raped some people. Him and his gay ass ghost would go around causing trouble to stop people with superpowers, who were raped by some [[Dildo|magical arrow]]. They later would go fight a bomb terrorist named [[Death Note|Kira]] who loves sucking on hands and proceeds to him to The Pentagon. Kira was later raped by a bunch of hands in afterlife, after getting pwned by asspulls coming from some little girl and a dog he murdered.

*'''Vento Aureo (Italian for [[piss|"Golden Wind"]])''':
This arc is about Dio/Jonathan's disgusting race mixing meth baby named Gio, who is probably the worst Joestar since he had Jonathan's boring gene inside him. He is destined to become a pirate king/hokage/George Bush or some shit after saving a retard with gun. He joined a team of gangsta formed by some homo that licked him, who are all magic users that can either summon some silly airplane or create some super dangerous virus that can kill everything. Gio later killed the major antagonist name Diavolo with another asspull and becomes the pirate king/hokage/Geoff Knightly he always wanted.

*'''Stone Ocean''':
Also known as the [[Eva|Evangelion]] of the series. The daughter of Jotaro named Jolyne was left in the prison to get raped thanks to his douche bag father. She was suddenly told by him to get in the fucking robot because some nigger priest is going to destroy the world. After fighting some imaginary friend that can suck your soul, the priest succeeded by saying some gibberish to some ugly ass mutant baby and becomes god that can move in infinite speed, but was lose to some kid with another retarded asspull. [[mind fuck|Oh and frogs rain, snails running around, cartoon characters are out to suck yo souls, and time is speeding up. What the fuck is going on]].

*'''Steel Ball Run''':
A complete retcon of the series because Araki realized all his previous work is an unoriginal rip off of Fist of the North Star. This time, Johnny Joestar, a fucking cripple with daddy issue joined some stupid ass race named steel ball run because no one in American has an original idea but to host horse running race in eighteen-ninety-something. He joined the race because some Italian gold teeth swag name Gyro has a nice ass or something and it gives him the hard on to stand up. He would later fighting raptor Jesus, the actual french cyborg Stroheim and other retards, including the president of united states as final boss. Johnny later lost the fucking race to the same Dio from part 1, except Dio had his head turned into some sponges by a little girl with asspull. Because of that, [[a winner is you|some luckiest lazy nigger in the world was the winner]]. Oh and Johnny was later had his head crush by a rock. MOZZARELLA!

*'''Jojolion''':
Some pornographic fantasy featuring Araki's newly retcon'ed self insert Jo2uke. Basically Jo2uke had the memory and balls swapped with some dead guy who happened to be Kira from alternative reality. He met a dumb slut name Yasuho Hirose, whose mom is also a slut and he got adopted by some rich prick who he later treats them like shit. Jo2uke later runs up on some fucktards (and animals) with skin made of some Jo2uke and some other of his fellow [[Azn|rice niggers]] eviscerate. Jo2uke then goes on to live his best sex life.

*'''The JOJOLands''':
Like Vento Aureo, but set in [[Hawaii|Hawai'i]]. Follows faggot drug-possum Jodio Joestar and his tranny brother Dragona, along with a group of 3 other retards as they carry out the dirty work of their [[Fat|fat-fuck of a boss (and Jodio's school principal,)]] Meryl Mei Qi. After stealing from a [[Azn|rice nigger-mangaka]] and committing animal abuse, the quintet of faggots becomes the target of the HOWLER Company, which is run by the descendant of a [[Italy|pizza nigger]]. '''FYI, this part is unfinished,''' since Araki's workin' on it.

[[File:To be continued.png]] '''AND THAT'S ALL FAGGOTS!!!111'''

==Characters==
All the characters are [[bullshit|well-designed and realistic]]. The protagonist of each arc always has the term "Jo" somewhere in his/her name twice. Other characters are generally named after singers or bands, Italian food, or fashion companies. Sooner or later, they're going to be named after [[memes]]. Sometimes though, Araki decides to be a normal [[Azn]] and make their names [[Wapanese|Japanese]].
The main characters for each arc are as follows:

[[Image:C-Moon Bootylicious.jpg|thumb|right|100px|<s>Father Pucci's</s> Father Bootylicious's stand, C-Moon.]]

*'''[[Boring|Jonathan Joestar]]''' - Basically the [[OP]] of all the JoJos. [[Shit nobody cares about|No one cares about him]] because he got [[pwned]] by Dio when he was [[wut|a head in a jar]]. Also has a SHOCKING taste in fashion.

*'''Will Zeppeli''' - The guy who taught Jonathan the ripple. Gets chopped in half and transfers his life energy to Jonathan. Also a [[Italy|pizza nigger]]. ('''Note:''' you'll come to find there are a LOT of [[Italy|pizza niggers]] in this series.)

*'''[[Bitch|Robert E.O. Speedwagon]]''' - Once threw a hat at Jonathan and became his BFF after Johnathan beats the shit out of him. Later on [[Useless|all he really does for the rest of the series is shit himself when something scary happens..]] A bit of a [[Fucktard|bumbling buffoon]] and also a huge [[Faggot of the Year|fag]].

*'''[[God|Dio Brando]]''' - The first troll in the series. He one day decides to troll Johnathan until he gets trolled himself. Since he doesn't want to appear butthurt, he turns himself into a vampire and trolls the Joestar family even after he's dead. Canonically a [[Bisexual|bi-fag]] and also a proud [[Christian|Chris-Chan]]. Unfortunately, faggots are diluting his badassness by using "WRYYYY" as much as they quote Family Guy.

*'''Joseph Joestar''' - Usually regarded by [[fans]] as the rough equivalent of Chuck Norris. Reappears again in the 3rd and 4th series as an [[oldfag|old faggot]] with a stand that lets him [[tentacle rape]]. He is also well known for having the power of [[mindfuck|predicting what other people are about to say]]. He sides with Nazis and is generally a massive asshole, so it's no surprise that he's the most popular Jojo among [[Americans]].

*'''Caesar Zeppeli''' - So apparently Caesar had a kid, and then his kid had a kid, and they got more [[homosexual]] with each generation. His special abilities is to [[Fail|handle soap bubbles]], which sucks and was killed after being crushed by a [[Jesus|cross]].

*'''Rudolf Von Stronheim''' - [[Cyborg]] [[Nazi]]. Also the [[irony|inspiration]] for [[Guile]]. GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!

*'''[[fit|Pillar Men]]''' - Three swole old fucks named Kars, Esidisi, and Wammu. [[shit nobody cares about|There's also Santana but nobody gives a fuck about him.]] The leader Kars later evolves so much that [[asexual|sex is useless to him]], but was then thrown into outer space for the rest of the series, at least not until Father Niggerlicious made 36 copies of him on Mars.

*'''[[Yaoi|Jotaro Kujo]]''' - The JoJo who started the whole trend with stands in his arc. He's supposedly 17 when he's first introduced in the 3rd arc, but apparently looks like he's in his 30s, and every series he reappears in afterwards, he looks younger. [[Fangirls]] often make up [[Fan art|fan art]] and/or [[FanFiction|fanfic]] about him having [[sex]] with his buttbuddy, Kakyoin. He kills Dio with a [[Falcon Punch]] at the end of the 3rd series. His stand is a blue she-male called Star Platinum that can [[fisting||fingerblast you]] at the speed of light.

*'''Kakyoin Noriaki''' - Jotaro's 17 year old ass slave, is Part 3's Caesar. Gets his ass completed busted if Jotaro doesn't step with the safe word (Star Platinum) to wreck shit, get killed by Dio effortlessly, completely useless. Like cherries also. Rerorerorerorero~

*'''Yoshikage Kira / Kosaku Kawajiri''' - David Bowie. A virgin with a stand that can blow everything up, including [[9/11|2 buildings]]. He gets off to the Mona Lisa (and has done since he was a kid, which is fucked,) and decided to marry [[necrophilia|dead girls' hands]] without anyone noticing. He later did a plastic surgery because we all know how disgusting [[David Bowie]] looks and adopted a fuck up plant cat thing that can manipulate air. Unlike other villains, all he want was a quiet life; a dream promptly ruined when the JoJos fucked him up into a ghost. Kira did nothing wrong.

*'''Josuke Higashikata''' - Elvis Presley wannabe with <s>steak hair</s> a pompadour, and the money instincts of a Jew, which makes him the coolest JoJo out of all. He is apparently known for [[rage|flipping out]] on anyone who makes fun of his ridiculous hair. His stand can do [[Bullshit|fix shit]] and is also the biggest pussy because he's the only Jojo who doesn't have the balls to actually kill anyone. Though to be fair, he did [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Animetubgirl.jpg turn someone that pissed him off into a living toilet], which counts for something I guess. He is apparently Araki's #1 despite being the gayest jojo to ever exist.

*'''Okuyasu Nijimura''' - A fucking [[Retard|RETARD]]. Need more be said? Bears the ability to eviscerate ''anything'' with his Hand. Has a crush on a [[Necrophilia|literal ghost who is OLDER than him]] and let his slightly-less-retarded brother die to a fucking socket in the wall. THE BEST of the JoBros.

*'''Koichi Hirose''' - A midget who cheats at life. He starts off with a shit stand but through hax it evolves and becomes the funniest character in Part 4. The cheating little midget also gets a nice tsundere waifu and Jotaro's infinite respect.

*'''Giorno Giovanna''' - Dio's bastard child, which let him inherit some of Dio's [[win]]. Started out looking like a typical [[azn]], but as he grew stronger, [[Nazi|his hair turned yellow and his eyes became blue]]. His first stand was a weak piss-yellow bitch that did nothing but grow trees, but after it got stabbed by a magical arrow it gained the ability to [[divide by zero]].

*'''Bruno Bucciaratti''' - The world's best foster mom. Is a faggot weirdo with 5 adopted kids who [[Pedophilia|licks a 15 year old's (Giorno's) face]] upon a first encounter. Bears the ability to unzip literally anything he hits, like his dick. And yes, I mean HIS DICK. NOT his fly.

*'''Diavolo''' - A duo personality faggot who started the whole stands shit by shooting everyone with [[Skyrim|arrows in the knee]] for the lulz. Destined to be a true Italian gangster but was raped by GioGio and was cursed to be raped at every moment. He also has a stand that erase times, which made no fucking sense at all since not even the fans, or the author understand how it works. [[troll|It just works I guess?]] His other not important persona is Doppio, who is an autist that likes phone.

*'''Cioccolata''' - [[sick fuck|Crazy fucker]] who killed old men and made them go full [[An hero]] mode. Ends up getting his ass [[pwnt]] by Giorno and his corpse getting in a garbage [[Redneck|truck]]. Is probably also a [[Necrophilia||negrophile]], given he's a qualified surgeon.

*'''Jolyne Kujo''' - Was starred as the main heroine in the 6th series as a short break from the meat train of male JoJos, but due to his [[faggotry]], Araki drew her like a [[shemale|man]]. Thanks to her shitty dad Jotaro, she is a female prisoner wasting away in [[Florida||God's waiting room]], meaning she has been raped. Her boyfriend is a [[faggot|tranny]] and her stand is made of silly string.

*'''[[Black Jesus|Father/Enrico Pucci]]''' - Dio's butt-buddy who joins Dio after he offered him a bucket of [[nigger|fried chicken in a watermelon basket]]. He once trolled his funny hair brother Wes by calling the KKK on him because he was fucking his sister, [[lol|and hilarious shit happened because KKK also killed his sister for being a nigger]]. Being the nigger he is, he wields a Stand that steals your memories. He also bears 2 other Stands, but [[Shit nobody cares about||they're not plot-relevant, trust me.]] He is destined to destroy all great thing by reset the universe at least 36 times. [[OJ Simpson|Around blacks, never relax]]. Also know for having an impossible haircut and shit taste in fashion like every other characters in the series. Also ''ends the fucking world''. '''TWICE.'''

*'''Johnny Joestar/[[Pimp|Gyro Zeppeli]]''' - Take Johnathan and Will from the first arc, and then make them 10 times gayer. Nobody gives a fuck about either of them because Johnny is a cripple who shoots his nails at people, and Gyro is a gay cowboy. Obviously these two were created after Araki had seen [[Brokeback Mountain]] one too many times. They both have some stupid spin abilities which Araki made up by reading Wikipedia, similar to every stand he creates. While Gyro can shoot his two spinning balls, Johnny can shoot his finger nails. Later Johnny's stand got super that he becomes a rape machine and not only [[Gurren Lagann|spin through heaven]], but also teared the president of united states a new asshole.

*'''Diego Brando''' - The Dio in alternative universe thanks to nigger priest. He is a raptor Jesus and can apparently turning anything he touches into one of his reptilian cult. He has been shown dead at least 5 times due to some time paradox phenomenon mumbo jumbo. Also a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]].

*'''Funny Valentine''' - An American who had the gayest name with the gayest look and the gayest looking stand in the series. He is apparently the president of the united states despite being a homosexual in the 1890s. He got his power after he fucked a corpse in the desert, which allows him to access into other dimension to fuck his other selves also send anyone into other dimension will turn them into sponges if they collide. [[pedophile|He also attempt to rape a 14 year old girl]].

*'''Josuke Higashikata Again''' - Otherwise known as Jo2uke or Gappy. this guy wears a [[gay|sailor outfit]] and needs a serious case of [[dental plan]]. His stand, named [[Faggot|Soft and Wet]] of all things, has bubbles that steal more shit from your body than your average nigger. He is pretty autistic that he loves to be fucked by a mattress while sleeping and solving math in a matter of seconds(then again, he is an azn and all azn can do math). He also has four balls.

*'''Tooru''' - Like [[P Diddy]], but a [[Azn|pseudo-rice nigger]]. Is a silicon based lifeform who spent around 20 years ''living in a wasp's nest'' like the rest of his species. Grooms kids and is a qualified botanist, supposedly. Wields a Stand that gives you insanely bad luck if you stalk him. Fortunately, he and his Stand get deus-ex-machina'd into non-existence.

*'''Jodio Joestar''' - Is weed incarnate. Deals drugs under his principal, and is an [[Faggot|edgy Hawaiian kid.]] Like other characters in this series, he has a fucking HORRID taste in fashion. Bears the ability to make the rain pierce your skin like bullets.

*'''Dragona Joestar''' - A [[tranny]] and Jodio's older <s>brother</s> sister. Gets pulled over and molested by some [[Sick fuck|cops]]. Can summon little ugly robots that move shit around.

==Stands==
Stands are the physical manifestation of whatever super power each JoJo's character has. They first appeared in part three, and were given a name based on their color and the given tarot card. When he ran out of tarot cards, Araki started naming them after Egyptian gods. Later Araki got fucking lazy, so he decided to start naming them after songs/bands. It can be noted that Araki is a lazy fuck, and every final boss has a stand with some sort of time ability. At least 80% of these make no fucking sense without a tl;dr explanation. The final boss of part 6 involves speeding up time so fucking fast the universe resets. Meanwhile, living things don't get sped up, which leads to them getting pwnd by things as simple as automatic doors. The final boss of part 7 has a stand that allows the user to travel between dimensions.

==Other Memes of Note==
===It was me, DIO!===
Basically a Bait-and-switch that originated on [[tumblr]] from the Phantom Blood anime that goes like "You expected X, but it was me, DIO!"
===Even Speedwagon is afraid===
Another meme taken from the first part of the manga that has Speedwagon afraid of something because he's a little [[bitch]].
===To be continued===
Based off of the ending cliffhangers in original Jojo episodes, where the song “Roundabout” by Yes would play. This shit was being used by faggots that didn’t even know Jojo existed.

==Pictures==
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Image:CRAPPY_GUIDEBOOK.jpg‎|Oh, part six takes place in Florida. This is Annui, [[rage|discussing with Weather Report the lack of Disney characters in the Disney guidebook.]]
Image:Diavolo Footcrotch.png|Diavolo, the menacing villain from part five, with some dude's foot in his crotch (Risotto's).
Image:Dio_Maid.png|Dio Brando making his trademark [[WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY|sound.]]
Image:Josuke_lacy.jpg|The protagonist from part four. What's sad is that the weirdest part of this picture is his hair.</gallery>|



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Image:KakyoinJotaro Guro.jpg|I'm not sure if this is regular guro or necrophilia, really.
Image:KiraGirlfriend.png|Kira with his girlfriend.
Image:MistaGiorno.jpg|JESUS CHRIST IT'S A COCK
Image:MY URINE IS BLOODY.png|Just [[for the lulz]].
Image:NaranciaFugo Gangbang.jpg|The mafia initiation rites in part five.
Image:Polnareff kakyoin underwear.png|Fuck the speech bubble, look at the fucking epic flat-top.
Image:RisottoDoppio.gif|Because Risotto is still wearing pants, Doppio is [[doing it wrong]].
Image:SPEAK FRENCH.jpg|That's actually from the [[manga|mango]]. No editing. Seriously.
Image:TerunosukeEnigma Standcest.jpg|Standcest, the Rule 34 of stands and their users, is [[creepy|common.]]
Image:WHITEPEOPLE.jpg|Father Bootylicious is one of the only black person in [[anime|animu.]]
Image:Gyro Steel Ball Lick.png|[[obvious|Really, do I really have to say anything]]
Image:DioSaur.png|Dio's ultimate form is [[Raptor Jesus]].
Image:FUCK.jpg|[[WTF|An average scene in JoJo’s]].
Image:Gay avdol joseph.gif|typical moment in part 3.
Image:Joseph tranny mousepad.png|Fact: [[gay|all jojo fans have one of these]]
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==See Also==
*[[WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]]
*[[Za Warudo]]
*[[Ryulong]]

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