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Jason Thomas Nichols

2026-04-12T08:03:57Z

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{{Quote|Open the door now..or I'll fucking end you..do you understand me?}}
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-standingThere.jpg|thumb|right|300px|He's just standing there... ''menacingly'']]'''Jason Thomas Nichols''' is the hot new [[Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], and dressed in his finest [[Reddit]] moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:
* if you knew where your daughter was
* that this was ''his'' neighborhood
* if you could open the door
* his name was Harry Dresden

He was later arrested and charged with four felonies. But the story goes deeper...

==The Videos==
===The original door cam===
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-theVideo.mp4|center|700px]]

===After breaking inside===
<center><youtube>c42d9waGf4k</youtube></center>

==The Story (in case you're too lazy to actually watch the videos)==
As the videos show, Jason shows up to the house of the victim, wondering as to where the victim's daughter is. After poorly attempting to mog the camera, Jason somehow manages to break into the house. Jason would start opening up closet doors looking for a likely nonexistent young girl (in an attempt to stand up for her) and yelling for a "Victor" (also potentially nonexistent). After a tense standoff between Jason and the homeowner, the homeowner asked if Jason was military in order to calm them down. That's when the police arrived and arrested Jason.

Overzealous reddit mod, or psychotic breakdown? You be the judge.

==About Jason==
He was the subject of a number of books with titles like "Crazy Little Things Called Teens" and "Surviving Your Out-Of-Control Teen" written by his mom, Lisa Gay Nichols. Lisa's book "Holy Shit Writing These Books Aren't Doing Jack Shit To Help My Absolutely Fucking Insane Teenager, Send Help" was ultimately unreleased after Jason turned 20 and ceased being a "teenager".

Not much else is actually known about Jason other than what little has been revealed online. He might have been in the military, but who the fuck knows.

==Images==
{{cg|Wojason Gallery|wojasongallery|center|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-steelHisLook-Oddguy.jpg | Steal His Look
File:JasonThomasNichols-ednaMode.jpg | Edna Mode
File:JasonThomasNichols-HomeOwnersAssociation.jpg | <s>NWA</s> HOA
File:JasonThomasNichols-donnieTrump.jpg | This is my neighborhood, it's the best neighborhood
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-albumCover.jpg | Parental Advisory
</gallery>|}}

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==See More==
* [[Jason]] — see the other deranged Jasons
* [[Postal]]
* [[Patrick Crusius]]

==Links==
* {{kf|243327|"Where is your daughter!?" - Jason Thomas Nichols}}
* {{Reddit|Cr1TiKaL/comments/1shze67/more_video_from_the_reddit_mod_freaks_out_at|More video from the "Reddit Mod Freaks Out at Neighbor" video}} — raw indoor camera directly from the home owner (via a redditor friend)
* {{Facebook|jason.nichols.92798072|Jason Bluejay Nichols}}
* [https://shfinmatesearch.solanocounty.com/bookingcharges.aspx?OlxyZjydJMNaVRgHyiaL/w== Solano County inmate search for NICHOLS, JASON THOMAS] ([https://archive.is/LNvk9 archive])

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Jason Thomas Nichols

2026-04-11T17:29:03Z

Fleacollerindustry: /* The Story (in case you're too lazy to actually watch the videos) */

{{stub}}
{{Quote|Open the door now..or I'll fucking end you..do you understand me?}}
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-standingThere.jpg|thumb|right|300px|He's just standing there... ''menacingly'']]'''Jason Thomas Nichols''' is the hot new [[Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], and dressed in his finest Reddit moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:
* if you knew where your daughter was
* that this was ''his'' neighborhood
* if you could open the door
* his name was Harry Dresden

He was later arrested and charged with four felonies.

==The Videos==
===The original door cam===
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-theVideo.mp4|center|700px]]

===After breaking inside===
<center><youtube>c42d9waGf4k</youtube></center>

==The Story (in case you're too lazy to actually watch the videos)==
As the videos show, Jason shows up to the house of the victim, wondering as to where the victim's daughter is. After poorly attempting to mog the camera, Jason somehow manages to break into the house. Jason would start opening up closet doors looking for a likely nonexistent young girl (in an attempt to stand up for her) and yelling for a "Victor" (also potentially nonexistent). After a tense standoff between Jason and the homeowner, the homeowner asked if Jason was military in order to calm them down. That's when the police arrived and arrested Jason.

Overzealous reddit mod, or psychotic breakdown? You be the judge.

==About Jason==
He was the subject of a number of books with titles like "Crazy Little Things Called Teens" and "Surviving Your Out-Of-Control Teen" written by his mom, Lisa Gay Nichols. Lisa's book "Holy Shit Writing These Books Aren't Doing Jack Shit To Help My Absolutely Fucking Insane Teenager, Send Help" was ultimately unreleased after Jason turned 20 and ceased being a "teenager".

Not much else is actually known about Jason other than what little has been revealed online. He might have been in the military, but who the fuck knows.

==Images==
{{cg|Wojason Gallery|wojasongallery|center|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-steelHisLook-Oddguy.jpg | Steal His Look
File:JasonThomasNichols-ednaMode.jpg | Edna Mode
File:JasonThomasNichols-HomeOwnersAssociation.jpg | <s>NWA</s> HOA
File:JasonThomasNichols-donnieTrump.jpg | This is my neighborhood, it's the best neighborhood
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-albumCover.jpg | Parental Advisory
</gallery>|}}

{{cg|Jason Gallery|jasongallery|center|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-458087104_2867462843417847_3003042260507577154_n.jpg
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</gallery>|}}

==See More==
* [[Jason]] — see the other deranged Jasons
* [[Postal]]
* [[Patrick Crusius]]

==Links==
* {{kf|243327|"Where is your daughter!?" - Jason Thomas Nichols}}
* {{Reddit|Cr1TiKaL/comments/1shze67/more_video_from_the_reddit_mod_freaks_out_at|More video from the "Reddit Mod Freaks Out at Neighbor" video}} — raw indoor camera directly from the home owner (via a redditor friend)
* {{Facebook|jason.nichols.92798072|Jason Bluejay Nichols}}
* [https://shfinmatesearch.solanocounty.com/bookingcharges.aspx?OlxyZjydJMNaVRgHyiaL/w== Solano County inmate search for NICHOLS, JASON THOMAS] ([https://archive.is/LNvk9 archive])

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Jason Thomas Nichols

2026-04-11T17:23:01Z

Fleacollerindustry: /* Images */

{{stub}}
{{Quote|Open the door now..or I'll fucking end you..do you understand me?}}
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-standingThere.jpg|thumb|right|300px|He's just standing there... ''menacingly'']]'''Jason Thomas Nichols''' is the hot new [[Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], and dressed in his finest Reddit moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:
* if you knew where your daughter was
* that this was ''his'' neighborhood
* if you could open the door
* his name was Harry Dresden

He was later arrested and charged with four felonies.

==The Videos==
===The original door cam===
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-theVideo.mp4|center]]

===After breaking inside===
<center><youtube>c42d9waGf4k</youtube></center>

==The Story (in case you're too lazy to actually watch the videos)==
As the videos show, Jason shows up to the house of the victim, wondering as to where the victim's daughter is. After poorly attempting to mog the camera, Jason somehow manages to break into the house. After a tense standoff where Jason attempted to look through the house for a likely-nonexistent young girl (in an attempt to stand up for her), the homeowner asked if Jason was military in order to calm them down. That's when the police arrived and arrested Jason.

==About Jason==
He was the subject of a number of books with titles like "Crazy Little Things Called Teens" and "Surviving Your Out-Of-Control Teen" written by his mom, Lisa Gay Nichols. Lisa's book "Holy Shit Writing These Books Aren't Doing Jack Shit To Help My Absolutely Fucking Insane Teenager, Send Help" was ultimately unreleased after Jason turned 20 and ceased being a "teenager".

Not much else is actually known about Jason other than what little has been revealed online. He might have been in the military, but who the fuck knows.

==Images==
{{cg|Wojason Gallery|wojasongallery|center|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-steelHisLook-Oddguy.jpg | Steal His Look
File:JasonThomasNichols-ednaMode.jpg | Edna Mode
File:JasonThomasNichols-HomeOwnersAssociation.jpg | <s>NWA</s> HOA
File:JasonThomasNichols-donnieTrump.jpg | This is my neighborhood, it's the best neighborhood
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-albumCover.jpg | Parental Advisory
</gallery>|}}

{{cg|Jason Gallery|jasongallery|center|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-458087104_2867462843417847_3003042260507577154_n.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-461401362_2893927067438091_5768493970248486603_n.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-490907031_3091402301023899_987083633335197116_n.jpg
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File:JasonThomasNichols-494718404_3111723315658464_4925604791258160444_n.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-597607359_3360448537452606_1442939068169031862_n.jpg
</gallery>|}}

==See More==
* [[Jason]] — see the other deranged Jasons
* [[Postal]]
* [[Patrick Crusius]]

==Links==
* {{kf|243327|"Where is your daughter!?" - Jason Thomas Nichols}}
* {{Reddit|Cr1TiKaL/comments/1shze67/more_video_from_the_reddit_mod_freaks_out_at|More video from the "Reddit Mod Freaks Out at Neighbor" video}} — raw indoor camera directly from the home owner (via a redditor friend)
* {{Facebook|jason.nichols.92798072|Jason Bluejay Nichols}}
* [https://shfinmatesearch.solanocounty.com/bookingcharges.aspx?OlxyZjydJMNaVRgHyiaL/w== Solano County inmate search for NICHOLS, JASON THOMAS] ([https://archive.is/LNvk9 archive])

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Jason Thomas Nichols

2026-04-11T17:21:34Z

Fleacollerindustry:

{{stub}}
{{Quote|Open the door now..or I'll fucking end you..do you understand me?}}
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-standingThere.jpg|thumb|right|300px|He's just standing there... ''menacingly'']]'''Jason Thomas Nichols''' is the hot new [[Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], and dressed in his finest Reddit moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:
* if you knew where your daughter was
* that this was ''his'' neighborhood
* if you could open the door
* his name was Harry Dresden

He was later arrested and charged with four felonies.

==The Videos==
===The original door cam===
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-theVideo.mp4|center]]

===After breaking inside===
<center><youtube>c42d9waGf4k</youtube></center>

==The Story (in case you're too lazy to actually watch the videos)==
As the videos show, Jason shows up to the house of the victim, wondering as to where the victim's daughter is. After poorly attempting to mog the camera, Jason somehow manages to break into the house. After a tense standoff where Jason attempted to look through the house for a likely-nonexistent young girl (in an attempt to stand up for her), the homeowner asked if Jason was military in order to calm them down. That's when the police arrived and arrested Jason.

==About Jason==
He was the subject of a number of books with titles like "Crazy Little Things Called Teens" and "Surviving Your Out-Of-Control Teen" written by his mom, Lisa Gay Nichols. Lisa's book "Holy Shit Writing These Books Aren't Doing Jack Shit To Help My Absolutely Fucking Insane Teenager, Send Help" was ultimately unreleased after Jason turned 20 and ceased being a "teenager".

Not much else is actually known about Jason other than what little has been revealed online. He might have been in the military, but who the fuck knows.

==Images==
{{cg|Wojason Gallery|wojasongallery|center|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-steelHisLook-Oddguy.jpg | Steal His Look
File:JasonThomasNichols-ednaMode.jpg | Edna Mode
File:JasonThomasNichols-HomeOwnersAssociation.jpg | <s>NWA</s> HOA
File:JasonThomasNichols-donnieTrump.jpg | This is my neighborhood, it's the best neighborhood
File:JasonThomasNichols-albumCover.jpg | Parental Advisory
</gallery>|}}

{{cg|Jason Gallery|jasongallery|center|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-458087104_2867462843417847_3003042260507577154_n.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-461401362_2893927067438091_5768493970248486603_n.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-490907031_3091402301023899_987083633335197116_n.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-490920574_3091402227690573_8686821253709710912_n.jpg
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File:JasonThomasNichols-597607359_3360448537452606_1442939068169031862_n.jpg
</gallery>|}}

==See More==
* [[Jason]] — see the other deranged Jasons
* [[Postal]]
* [[Patrick Crusius]]

==Links==
* {{kf|243327|"Where is your daughter!?" - Jason Thomas Nichols}}
* {{Reddit|Cr1TiKaL/comments/1shze67/more_video_from_the_reddit_mod_freaks_out_at|More video from the "Reddit Mod Freaks Out at Neighbor" video}} — raw indoor camera directly from the home owner (via a redditor friend)
* {{Facebook|jason.nichols.92798072|Jason Bluejay Nichols}}
* [https://shfinmatesearch.solanocounty.com/bookingcharges.aspx?OlxyZjydJMNaVRgHyiaL/w== Solano County inmate search for NICHOLS, JASON THOMAS] ([https://archive.is/LNvk9 archive])

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Jason Thomas Nichols

2026-04-11T17:21:03Z

Fleacollerindustry: More skeleton fill out

{{stub}}
{{Quote|Open the door now..or I'll fucking end you..do you understand me?}}
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-standingThere.jpg|thumb|right|300px|He's just standing there... ''menacingly'']]'''Jason Thomas Nichols''' is the hot new [[Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], and dressed in his finest Reddit moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:
* if you knew where your daughter was
* that this was ''his'' neighborhood
* if you could open the door
* his name was Harry Dresden

He was later arrested and charged with four felonies.

==The Videos==
===The original door cam===
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-theVideo.mp4|center]]

===After breaking inside===
<center><youtube>c42d9waGf4k</youtube></center>

==The Story (in case you're too lazy to actually watch the videos)==
As the videos show, Jason shows up to the house of the victim, wondering as to where the victim's daughter is. After poorly attempting to mog the camera, Jason somehow manages to break into the house. After a tense standoff where Jason attempted to look through the house for a likely-nonexistent young girl (in an attempt to stand up for her), the homeowner asked if Jason was military in order to calm them down. That's when the police arrived and arrested Jason.

==About Jason==
He was the subject of a number of books with titles like "Crazy Little Things Called Teens" and "Surviving Your Out-Of-Control Teen" written by his mom, Lisa Gay Nichols. Lisa's book "Holy Shit Writing These Books Aren't Doing Jack Shit To Help My Absolutely Fucking Insane Teenager, Send Help" was ultimately unreleased after Jason turned 20 and ceased being a "teenager".

Not much else is actually known about Jason other than what little has been revealed online. He might have been in the military, but who the fuck knows.

==Images==
{{cg|Wojason Gallery|wojasongallery|center|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-steelHisLook-Oddguy.jpg | Steal His Look
File:JasonThomasNichols-ednaMode.jpg | Edna Mode
File:JasonThomasNichols-HomeOwnersAssociation.jpg | <s>NWA</s> HOA
File:JasonThomasNichols-donnieTrump.jpg | This is my neighborhood, it's the best neighborhood
File:JasonThomasNichols-albumCover.jpg | Parental Advisory
</gallery>|}}

{{cg|Jason Gallery|jasongallery|center|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-458087104_2867462843417847_3003042260507577154_n.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-461401362_2893927067438091_5768493970248486603_n.jpg
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File:JasonThomasNichols-490920574_3091402227690573_8686821253709710912_n.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-494718404_3111723315658464_4925604791258160444_n.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-597607359_3360448537452606_1442939068169031862_n.jpg
</gallery>

</gallery>|}}

==See More==
* [[Jason]] — see the other deranged Jasons
* [[Postal]]
* [[Patrick Crusius]]

==Links==
* {{kf|243327|"Where is your daughter!?" - Jason Thomas Nichols}}
* {{Reddit|Cr1TiKaL/comments/1shze67/more_video_from_the_reddit_mod_freaks_out_at|More video from the "Reddit Mod Freaks Out at Neighbor" video}} — raw indoor camera directly from the home owner (via a redditor friend)
* {{Facebook|jason.nichols.92798072|Jason Bluejay Nichols}}
* [https://shfinmatesearch.solanocounty.com/bookingcharges.aspx?OlxyZjydJMNaVRgHyiaL/w== Solano County inmate search for NICHOLS, JASON THOMAS] ([https://archive.is/LNvk9 archive])

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Jason

2026-04-11T05:50:35Z

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:'''''Jason''' is a name shared by:''

*[[Jason Aula]] - an online [[Failtroll|troll]] and sexual deviant
*[[Jason Ball]] - sick fuck hailing from [[Florida]]
*[[Jason Beghe]] - the first Hollywood celebrity to leave the [[Church of Scientology]]
*[[Jason Begin]] - another sick fuck
*[[Jason Dalton]] - spree killer
*[[Jason Fortuny]] - whined about [[LJ Abuse|Livejournal Abuse]] to the ''[[Old media|Washington Post]]''
*[[Jason Garrison]] - pedophile
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - presumed created of the [[Chris-Chan]] Encyclopedia Dramatica page
*[[Jason Rodriguez]] - a Mexican terrorist
*[[Jason Russell]] - director of ''[[Kony 2012]]'' and celebrated public [[Fap|masturbator]]
*[[Jason Steele]] - writer and animator of the ''[[Unicorn|Charlie the Unicorn]]'' series
*[[Jason Thomas Nichols]] - Reddit mod who escaped into real life
*[[Pirate Software]] - a.k.a. Jason "Thor" Hall, who worked for Blizzard for seven years

===See also===
*[[JasonRivera.com]] - retarded website
*[[Jasonspeaks]] - former EDiot and an embarrassment to even himself

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Jason Thomas Nichols

2026-04-11T05:38:35Z

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[[File:JasonThomasNichols-standingThere.jpg|thumb|right|300px|He's just standing there... ''menacingly'']]'''Jason Thomas Nichols''' is the hot new [[Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], Jason wanted to know:
* where your daughter is
* that this was ''his'' neighborhood
* his name was Harry Dresden

==The Video==
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-theVideo.mp4|center]]

==About Jason==
He was the subject of a number of books with titles like "Crazy Little Things Called Teens" and "Surviving Your Out-Of-Control Teen" written by his mom, Lisa Gay Nichols. Lisa's book "Holy Shit Writing These Books Aren't Doing Jack Shit To Help My Absolutely Fucking Insane Teenager, Send Help" was ultimately unreleased after Jason turned 20 and ceased being a "teenager".

==Images==
<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-steelHisLook-Oddguy.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-ednaMode.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-HomeOwnersAssociation.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-donnieTrump.jpg
File:JasonThomasNichols-albumCover.jpg
</gallery>

==See More==
* [[Jason]] — see the other deranged Jasons

==Links==
* {{kf|243327|"Where is your daughter!?" - Jason Thomas Nichols}}

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Jason

2026-04-11T05:26:54Z

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:'''''Jason''' is a name shared by:''

*[[Jason Aula]] - an online [[Failtroll|troll]] and sexual deviant
*[[Jason Ball]] - sick fuck hailing from [[Florida]]
*[[Jason Beghe]] - the first Hollywood celebrity to leave the [[Church of Scientology]]
*[[Jason Begin]] - another sick fuck
*[[Jason Dalton]] - spree killer
*[[Jason Fortuny]] - whined about [[LJ Abuse|Livejournal Abuse]] to the ''[[Old media|Washington Post]]''
*[[Jason Garrison]] - pedophile
*[[Pirate Software]] - aka Jason "Thor" Hall, who worked for Blizzard for seven years
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - presumed created of the [[Chris-Chan]] Encyclopedia Dramatica page
*[[Jason Thomas Nichols]] - reddit mod escaped into real life
*[[Jason Rodriguez]] - a Mexican terrorist
*[[Jason Russell]] - director of ''[[Kony 2012]]'' and celebrated public [[Fap|masturbator]]
*[[Jason Steele]] - writer and animator of the ''[[Unicorn|Charlie the Unicorn]]'' series

===See also===
:*''[[JasonRivera.com]] - retarded website''
:*''[[Jasonspeaks]] - former EDiot and an embarrassment to even himself''

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Jason Thomas Nichols

2026-04-11T05:17:56Z

Fleacollerindustry: Just filling out this skeleton outline while on my walk

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[[File:JasonThomasNichols-standingThere.jpg|thumb|right|300px|He's just standing there, menacingly]]'''Jason Thomas Nichols''' is the hot new [[Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], Jason wanted to know:
* where your daughter is
* that this was ''his'' neighborhood
* his name was Harry Dresden

==The Video==
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-theVideo.mp4|center]]

==External Links==
* [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/where-is-your-daughter-screams-deranged-man-during-an-attempted-home-invasion.243327/ Kiwifarms thread]

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'''Fembusters''' (also known as '''[[shit|Ghostbusters (2016)]]''' , '''[[Cis]]busters''', and '''Ghostbusters: [[Taking a shit|Answer The Call]]''') - original title: '''[https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/names/2015/06/22/casting-call-for-flapjack-ghostbusters/6veGeC82aJspiJ0BgfFagJ/story.html flapjack]''', is a sequel to ''White Chicks'' and ''Bridesmaids'' directed by '''[[Paul Feig]]'''{{jew}}, disguised as a [[too lazy|reboot]] of the [[1984]] classic, ''[[Ghostbusters]]'', only with a shittier plot, unlikable characters, laughable CGI and 400% more [[Feminism|FEMINISM!!!]]. Where the original Ghostbusters was somewhat tongue in cheek, and had subtle references to other horror films, the dyke version is now going into Disaster Movie territory by ripping off complete scenes, without even adding anything. It is funny because you have seen it before. Memes. Now if you think all this is a stupid idea, well FUCK YOU: you're actually sexist, a misogynist, and you hate all women. Report yourself to the nearest feminist so she can enjoy your delicious [[male tears]].

Just as Fembusters ignored the previous [[Ghostbusters]] films, the [[Ghostbusters (2020)|next Ghostbusters film]] will be ignoring Fembusters. Good.

[[File:Ghostbusters_photo-op_dying_intensifies_-7ifpqpS.jpg|thumb|After watching an advance screening.]]
[[File:Goatsebusters.jpg|thumb|This movie in a nutshell]]
[[File:Jew ghostbusters.jpg|thumb|Alternate reality]]

==How we got here==
[[File:PixelsMoviePoster.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Look at all that nostalgia! Such a winning formula for making millions of dollars!]]
===Ghostbusters 3===
For years after the release of ''Ghostbusters 2'', the original Ghostbusters cast and crew were kicking around the idea of doing a third Ghostbusters film. It was stalled for years because of shitty writing, as well as Bill Murray raking in mad amounts of hipster money by working on Wes Anderson movies, and thus he didn't want to mess that shit up. Eventually, efforts to make ''Ghostbusters 3'' finally reached a point where there was a script that everyone enjoyed, and things were ready to move forward. However, studio heads freaked out when Harold Ramis{{jew}}' movie ''Year One'' turned out to be a bomb and thus didn't trust him to work on the sequel. Then Harold Ramis had to die, and that was basically the end of that.

Before Ramis died, however, the original Ghostbusters cast did get to work on a new Ghostbusters video game, which was actually pretty good. Fans thus treated it as ''Ghostbusters 3'', meaning Sony Pictures (current owners of the Ghostbusters franchise) felt like they washed their hands in trying to make fans happy, and they therefore felt free to do whatever the fuck they wanted to with the next film.

Here's [[AVGN|James Rolfe]] explaining the whole Ghostbusters 3 deal in more detail:

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===Reboot time===
Sony Pictures has never been interested in making a GOOD movie, just a movie that makes lots of money. Apparently someone within Sony Pictures thinks that "good movie" and "money making movie" are mutually exclusive. Worse: now while any idiot knows that [[nostalgia]] sells big time, Sony Pictures thought that all they had to do to get some of that sweet nostalgia money was take someone who made a movie that made a ton of cash, insert some 80's nostalgia into the film, and it should TOTALLY make billions of dollars. RADICAL! And that's exactly what happened with this Ghostbusters film.

In 2011, Paul Feig made a movie called ''Bridesmaids'', starring Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy, which apparently did fairly well in the box office. Since ''Bridesmaids'' also involved ghosts, demons, and the supernatural, AND it had a very strong 1980's retro theme to it, Paul Feig was clearly a perfect fit to write and direct the new Ghostbusters. Upon getting the job, Paul Feig used his high quality writing abilities to take the original 1984 Ghostbusters script, erase "written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis", and write in "written by Paul Feig". Oh, and he also took the main characters and replaced them with female versions of them. Take a look for yourself:

[[File:Fembusters-OnSet.jpg|600px|thumb|center|See? It's LITERALLY Female-Winston, Female-Ray, Female-Peter, and Female-Egon.]]

But hey, don't dare bring this up to Paul Feig himself, or he'll get angry on Twitter.
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Once news got out about this, everyone started to complain about how having four female Ghostbusters [[Basement-dweller|ruins their childhood]] or whatever. But c'mon people, [[it's the current year]]! Hating on a movie just because it has women in it is SOOO Two-thousand-and-LATE! In fact, this is what you get for being so attached to a ''franchise'' who's entire objective is to bleed money from you.

In any case, the movie can't be as bad as you're making it sound. You're just over-reacting. It's STILL the Ghostbusters! And men or women, busting ghosts is ageless. Right?

==Build Up to Detonation==
After the initial shock of a new Ghostbusters film wore off, Sony was now tasked with the unenviable duty of trying to get people hyped up over a movie no one really asked for.

===Initial Promotion===
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Now one would think that the great Hollywood giant Sony would be able to promote a remake of a classic flick without fucking it up. One would be wrong. The Promotion subpage covers the epic missteps of the greatest media giant in the world. When you finish with that, you can get back on track here.

===STOP THE PRESSES: "Local Man Refuses To See Movie"===
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Now if this was any other movie, the idea that someone would NOT want to watch a movie is literally the most useless piece of news that anyone would want to report on. And yet with Fembusters, somehow it turned out to be one of the worst things anyone could ever do. But that is literally what happened when [[AVGN|James "AVGN" Rolfe]] posted a short little video explain why he doesn't plan on watching Fembusters at all. It was such a major problem that a centuries old and highly respected newspaper decided to report on what a lowly YouTuber thought.

===Sexism Evaluation: Criticism of Movie > Girls jumping on trampolines===
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On June 8th, 2016, the cast and crew of Fembusters appeared on an episode of ''Jimmy Kimmel Live'' to promote their film. Well, Feig and company were there willingly; Husdon and Murray were clearly there at gunpoint, while Akyroyd did his best impression of a 5 year old trying to keep his parents from divorcing one another.

==="[The Hate is] the greatest thing that ever happened"===
Meanwhile, chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment, Tom Rothman, made it clear that he was [http://screenrant.com/ghostbusters-reboot-hate/ intentionally fanning the flames] {{archive|DmWpk}} by saying that all the controversy surrounding the film was the best thing to ever happen to the film.
{{quote|It’s the greatest thing that ever happened. Are you kidding me? We’re in the national debate, thank you. Can we please get some more haters to say stupid things?|Tom Rothman, chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment, trying to pretend that the negative backlash against Fembusters was somehow a good thing}}

[[File:Fembusters-kimmelMurray.gif|251px|right|thumb|''"The good news is, you can feel the momentum of the movie. We had a thing last week where Bill Murray, who had just seen the movie, came out and said how great it was. You just could feel the cultural excitement."'']]OK, so, for the record:
* Sony Pictures Entertainment knew Fembusters was clearly shit from the get-go and won't do well on its own
* A false narrative was then hatched to troll people into talking about it
* To continue to get people to talk about it, Sony Pictures jerks the leash they have on the Ghostbusters cast and crew (and copyright holders) to make them taunt people into further rage
* Shame people into watching it by calling them 45-year old men who still live in their parent's basement (prove them wrong by supporting Feminism and buying a ticket!)
* [[????]]
* [[Profit|PROFIT!]]

Too bad we live in a reality where negative reaction to a media event is a BAD thing, but I guess this just shows how much these guys are experts on spinning shit to their apparent advantage. It doesn't always work all the time: when the article writer asked Tom about how much he thinks the movie would need to make in the box office in order for it to be considered a "hit", Tom said:
{{quote|Oh, I don’t know. I don’t comment about that.|Tom Rothman, chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment, totally revealing that he knows Fembusters is going to tank after the first week}}

The problem with all this is that this is the same Tom Rothman who, among all the other shitty executive decisions he's made, totally passed on Deadpool when he worked at Fox. The same Deadpool that made like $200 million at the box office. Tom thinks that for all the sexists they'll lose, they'll gain twice as many people who'll watch Fembusters as a political act... like, a stand against the patriarchy who'll otherwise keep female characters and actors down. However, Tom is underestimating how many people will actually watch it as a political statement: SJWs are the WORST people to pander to to try to get them to buy something, because SJWs have no concept of "speaking with their wallet". That is to say, they will NEVER reward anyone who does what they want them to with actual money, for they feel that a good deed is its own reward... Hollywood and Marvel Comics and everyone else is SUPPOSED to be politically correct and fighting for social justice, so there is no reason to reward them for doing what they're SUPPOSED to be doing in the first place. And thus, Tom shat on the people who WOULD pay to go see it over those who never will.

Oh, sure, it'll make SOME money, but not enough to justify all the shittalking Sony has done over the past year. Don't say we didn't warn you.

===Fembusters insider tries to free himself from ''The Narrative''===
On the other hand, the original director of the original Ghostbusters (and current producer of Fembusters), Ivan Reitman, [http://www.indiewire.com/2016/07/ghostbusters-ivan-reitman-backlash-reboot-sexism-kristen-wiig-melissa-mccarthy-kate-mckinnon-leslie-jones-1201701839/ said that]{{archive|065lQ}} maybe, just ''maybe'', the backlash against the reboot has nothing to do with sexism, but because of all of the passionate fans of the original.
{{quote|I think there’s way too much talk about gender [when it comes to this film]. ... I think that many of the people who were complaining were actually lovers of the [original] movie, not haters of women.|Ivan Reitman, director of Ghostbuters and producer of Fembusters, speaking the truth}}

Furthermore, Ivan actually [http://mashable.com/2016/06/30/ghostbusters-ivan-reitman-reboot-backlash/ disliked the first trailer]{{archive|9IZuN}} (who didn't?), which alone might be a major crack showing in the veneer... if he wasn't forced to adhere to The Narrative somehow...
{{quote|I think we got off to a bad start ... It wasn't so much that the trailer was bad or terrible. In its minute and a half, it couldn't represent what the movie actually is.|Ivan Reitman, producer of Fembusters, SAYING what Sony wants to hear, but secretly doing the equivalent of blinking in Morse Code "T-O-R-T-U-R-E"}}

[[File:Fembusters-hatersStillWillWatch.png|251px|right|thumb|Speaking of Fantastic Four, remember when we were told that the Haters will still watch the movie? HAHA where have we heard THAT before??]]If the movie wasn't a gigantic shit-fest, full of racist stereotypes and shitty cliches, what is it really? Besides, there are plenty of trailers which did a good job of "representing what the movie ACTUALLY is" about... like, I dunno, the original Star Wars? You can't tell me there wasn't a single person in 1977 who saw [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP_1T4ilm8M the trailer] and felt that like the movie DIDN'T deliver on the promises that the trailer represented. Or the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLamj-b0I8 trailer for Alien]? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bim7RtKXv90 Jurassic Park]? Shit, everyone who saw the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-BVs-KCSiA trailer for Fantastic Four (2015)] knew it was going to be shit... and guess what, it WAS. But hey, we get it Ivan. You want to talk shit about the movie, but are contractually obligated not to.

In any case, you would think that maybe since Ivan was one of the members involved in Fembusters, Fembusters fans might listen to him anyways. Because, CLEARLY he still supports Fembusters (I mean, he SAID he does!), so he's on THEIR side, right?

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In fact, so many different articles are trying to spin what he said into something totally different, or otherwise try to still cram that "it's REALLY about sexism!" bullshit down our throats. Here's my favorite one, from [https://www.yahoo.com/movies/ivan-reitman-says-ghostbusters-backlash-is-more-203756173.html Will Lerner]{{archive|I3lCB}} of Yahoo! Movies:
{{quote|Nostalgia is surely a reason for the backlash, but that brushes aside the fact that audiences are used to reboots by now. Name a franchise, and it’s probably been rebooted or soon will be. The fact is that the principal feature of this reboot is its all-female stars.

Take a stroll through the comment section of any Ghostbusters-related video or story item, and you’ll see unabashed sexism. Commenters refer to the cast as “feminazis” or claim “Women aren’t funny.” They’ll hide behind comments claiming they’re just criticizing the film, and that their opinions have nothing to do with misogyny. Their protests would be more believable if they had seen the movie — but it hasn’t been released yet!|Will Lerner of Yahoo! Movies, who clearly did not read ANY of the comments in ANY Fembusters-related video, and therefore missed the parts where people say basically the opposite in DROVES.}}

As a side note, once again you have another [[Nu-male|white dude]] trying to stick up for womankind by pushing The Narrative. These guys are so much easier to spot now, huh?

==Big franchise hustlaz==
Fembusters is nothing more than a shitty nostalgia cashgrab. Like, to UNNECESSARY levels. But as Paul Feig tries to spin in [http://www.vox.com/2016/6/30/12027882/ghostbusters-reboot-all-female-backlash-sexism-sony this article] {{archive|Etu3D}}:
{{quote|Everything ever made in Hollywood since the beginning of time is a cash grab. That’s why the original "Ghostbusters" existed. It wasn’t an altruistic thing. Studios make movies to make money, and filmmakers try to make something that will entertain an audience while trying to make money for the studio.|Paul Feig, trying to justify two wrongs making a right.}}

The problem with his rationale is... there's a very obvious difference between "making money on a piece of art" and "making art for the money". Does Paul Feig believe that, just because Bill Watterson made a living off [[Calvin & Hobbes]], that Calvin & Hobbes was a "cash grab"? Hell no; the difference between Feig and Watterson is that Watterson didn't accept putting Calvin's face on a slew of merchandise, no matter how much Watterson could make from the deal. See, trying to make a living off your art is not why everyone is calling Fembusters a "cash grab". Rather, it's making something that NO ONE FUCKING WANTED in the first place, all while thinking that they WILL want it JUST because it has things the producers THINK would appeal to them (like nostalgia)... and THEN shitting on them when they say they STILL don't want it (by calling them assholes or 45-year old manchilds who still live with their mother's basement, etc). THAT is a "cash grab".

But anyways, Sony spent all that money making a movie no one wanted, so they gotta make that money back somehow. Here's some of those ways.

===Gotta make that money man===
At the aforementioned [[Fembusters/Promotion#Ghostbusters_fan_day_at_Sony_HQ|fan event]], Sony Pictures announced that they were creating a new company, "[http://variety.com/2015/film/news/sony-sets-up-ghostbusters-branded-production-banner-ghost-corps-1201449205/ Ghost Corps]" {{archive|gOnyT}}, which will be tasked with the responsibility for expanding and extending the life of the Ghostbusters franchise. Because it's bad enough that Sony is doing this unnecessary nostalgia cash-grab, they won't be satisfied until the Ghostbusters franchise has been squeezed dry of any value and potential until it's a mere husk of its former self. We can only imagine what bullshit they'll produce, let alone if they'll try to use Ghost Corps to salvage whatever they can out of the final Fembusters movie.

However, seeing as the trajectory of Fembusters is going straight into the trashcan, we might actually be spared the torture of Ghost Corp and Sony Pictures destroying this once viable franchise. We can only hope, and pray.

===Ghostbusters fashion===
So some rapper named Nas is planning on releasing a [http://pitchfork.com/news/64514-nas-announces-ghostbusters-fashion-line/ Ghostbusters-inspired fashion line] {{archive|ct6Tl}}. Because when I think of Ghostbusters, {{ytlink|mjV3kM1ZMIc|We think of some rap guy named Nas.}}

===Ghostbusters LEGO toys===
[[File:Fembusters-LEGO2.jpg|201px|right|thumb| C'mon ladies, let's drive away from shitty writing and rehashed plots!]]Actually, this is perhaps the ''only'' iteration of Fembusters that might actually be worthwhile, as these Fembusters LEGO sets do a pretty good job of completely detaching the characters in the movie from the shitty elements of the movie itself. It's not hard to feel like the LEGO version of the main characters were actually newly created characters FOR these LEGO sets themselves, completely unburdened by someone else's shitty imagination (and Sony's executive meddling). And that's because of the very nature of LEGO toys themselves: it's all about being given a blank slate and the freedom to invent new stories with what you've created, with the end result being limited only by your own imagination.

[[File:Fembusters-LEGO1.png|401px|center|thumb|Who are we? We're whatever you want us to be, honey!]]

In other words, some 6 year old girl playing with these LEGO toys will probably come up with a far better (and considerably more unique) Fembusters movie than Paul Feig and company getting paid millions of dollars to simply rip off the original Ghostbusters movie.

===Video Game===
Not content enough to drive the Ghostbusters franchise into the ground with a shitty movie, the powers that be also created a shitty Ghostbusters video game. {{ytlink|2WkUEuC2C5E|Take a look at the trailer}}

But hey, if the idea of being a Ghostbuster in the game isn't enough to get you to buy it... preordering a copy of it will net you a free {{ytlink|VNtgaTSWKNw|copy of the Fembusters movie}}!!... when it's released in digital formats 6 months later, that is.

Remember Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime ? The game is just like that, except worse. Because now it features Torchlight graphics. But whereas Torchlight could run on a toaster, this disaster only manages 30 fps (barely) on [[Xbox One]] and the [[Playstation|PS4]], where you on [[PC Master Race|PC]] need a fucking GTX660 to run this game.
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'''Watch out Crysis, there's a new sheriff in town'''</center>
Okay, so it looks bad and it runs bad. But is it bad? Yes. Even [[Kotaku]] who has praised Fembusters hated this crap.
{{quote|Ghostbusters is a deplorable, cynical bit of licensed drivel that wouldn't be worth the $50 asking price if the instruction manual were printed on a $50 bill. I now find myself compelled to join the questionable mob calling for the Ghostbusters reboot to be canceled, but only because I think everything bearing the name should be quarantined, stuffed into a rocket and fired into the sun so that I never again have to risk thinking about this game.|http://archive.is/6bEKS|Polygon's Justin McElroy}}
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And to boot, nobody is playing this coop game. The following screenshot was taking on the {{archive|ZK7BX|14th of July}}:
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<center><big>Truly a ghost town.</big></center>

===OST featuring Fall Out Boy and Missy Elliot===
Somehow managing to outdo themselves in making this stinky turd even worse, they actually decided to let {{ytlink|2AQ44nPrRTM|Fall Out Boy and Missy Elliot do a cover version}} of the classic Ray Parker Jr. And how is it going to sound? It would actually be worse than [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1WLwEQPfx8 the Hoobastank cover]. The first [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVbNgZYnS58 song from the soundtrack was released] and despite featuring a woman (Elle King), has not been downvoted, mostly because it is okay. Unlike the movie. 
<center>[[File:Ghostbusters OST Fall Out Boy And Missy Elliot Cover.jpg|500px]] 
<big>Two worthless acts coming together. One being the [[Nickelback]] of music acts, the other not having released an album in {{Age|2005|7|4}} years </big>
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{{quote|Fall Out Boy decided its spookiness should sound like a deranged clown carnival. (In fact, I would more like to hear an Insane Clown Posse version of this.)|http://archive.is/P2lvc#selection-1375.134-1375.290|Even Jezebel hates it.}}

===NBA Finals Commercials===
Sony Pictures started to get the idea that Fembusters isn't doing too well, especially with potential male audiences. So Sony Pictures decided to kick off a short series of Ghostbusters-themed commercials starring {{ytlink|u17gNNgDJHE|NBA stars}} and {{ytlink|EX09TAJEHik|Spike Lee}}, which {{ytlink|JWnYJgFRqeY|were shown}} during the {{ytlink|G7lvZ7rEmjs|NBA Finals}}, in order to {{ytlink|yL2MKG8DDCA|generate interest}} in the movie from male fans. But wait, I thought all it took to get male fans interested in the film was to [[Fembusters/Jimmy Kimmel's Big Shillel|call them 45 year old manchildren]]??

What's funny is that these videos are being downvoted just the same---the Behind the Scenes video with Kobe Bryant has 322 Upvotes versus 483 Downvotes (a 60% downvote rating, compare with the [[Fembusters/Trailers|first trailer's]] 77% downvote rating). B-But... all these news articles keep telling us that men hate the movie because it stars women, and yet how could a video with a male Ghostbuster get downvotes just the same? It's almost as if the media is LYING to its readers to push some sort of agenda!

===Ghostbusters Action Figures===
[[File:Ghostbusters toy.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Keeping it classy.]]
[[File:Fembusters-toyClearance1.png|401px|center|thumb|[https://twitter.com/CthulhusGames/status/748694648642637826 source]]]

===Twitter Hashtag Logo===
In the lead up to the movie, Twitter decided to give the Ghostbusters [[hashtag]] a bit of extra flair by tacking on the Ghostbusters symbol next to it.

[[File:Fembusters-twitterHashtag.png|401px|center]]

Y'know, because GRRRLPOWER. No, seriously, it's like, the powers that be feel that they need to really drive home the point that THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING by doing this special thing that very few other hashtags in the history of Twitter have been afforded, because this is the PERFECT way to combat all the haters. YEAH GIRLPOWER

==Release==
[[File:Fembusters-feigGetsHis.jpg|401px|center|thumb|Paul Feig reveals his true desires: to be tied up and stomped up by "sexy" women]]

''Fembusters'' was released on July 15, 2016 in the US (the only region that matters). After months of speculation, people finally got to see how shitty it actually was. And boy howdy, it was shitty. Shit, even ''The Real Ghostbusters'' cartoon was better than it. In any case, you can see how shitty it was by reading the [[#Plot|Plot]] below, or torrenting a camrip on your favorite torrent server.

===Review Embargo===
Just because there is a review embargo placed on a film, it doesn't mean the movie will be bad. Some of the more recent films that had review embargoes placed on them by their studio include ''Pixels'', ''Superman v Batman: Dawn of Justice'', ''Warcraft'', and ''Fantastic Four'', and they ALL turned out to be '''GREAT''' movies!

Well Sony Pictures placed a review embargo on ''Fembusters'', which is one reason why the only articles about the movie have been about how sexist you are for disliking the movie. In fact, not only was there a {{ytlink|suma47LuAHI|review embargo}} placed on the film, but [http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/movie-tv/spinoff--sony-reportedly-extends-ghostbusters-review-embargo-to-day-of-release/64147683/ the embargo was EXTENDED]{{archive|Dbbde}} from the morning of Monday, July 11th, to later that evening, when the film is actually released in the UK.

[[File:Fembusters-embargoExtension.png|501px|center|[https://www.facebook.com/groups/midnightsedge/permalink/1259053387452582/?comment_id=1259055860785668&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D Source]{{archive|PHyo0}}]]

Of course, review embargoes aren't applied to anyone who has a GLOWING review of the movie, usually reviews which the studio paid for in order to get those review quotes used in their advertisements. For example:

[[File:Fembusters-glowingReview1.png|501px|center|thumb|[https://twitter.com/DanielRPK/status/750491444285145088 @DanielRPK]{{archive|h5REo}} won a free PS4 for his review!]]

[[File:Fembusters-freeTicket.jpg|151px|right|thumb|This coupon is worth $7.50 towards redeeming yourself from the sexist dudebro you once were, AND it'll [https://twitter.com/mundanematt/status/751546937535594496/ help increase our ticket sales]. It's win-win!]] But the fact that the number of reviews being released which break the embargo by being SUPER DUPER positive is basically zero... might spell a few things about the movie. But hey, don't let this suspicious situation stop you... you should be a good white male and purchase a ticket to the movie this Friday! Or better yet, why not just wait for a free ticket to come by in a box of your favorite cereal, pudding, or the Bluray packaging of the original Ghostbusters films?

[[File:Fembusters-freeTicket1.jpg|201px|center|thumb|Marketing 101: be sure to advertise your product on items that your target audience is interested in purchasing. In this case: lowfat yogurt has free tickets to see Ghostbusters, because clearly women enjoy yogurt.]]

See? Movies this good ''ALWAYS'' has people trying to give tickets away to see it.

===Final reviews of Fembusters===
[[File:Fembusters-overallScore.jpg|251px|center|thumb|Face it, this is the most fair description of the movie.]]

After the Review Embargo was lifted on Monday, July 11th, actual reviews started to pour in. You can watch [[#A_carefully_tailored_selection_of_review_videos|a carefully tailored selection of the review videos]] below, while some other reviews of particular note can be seen further down.
[[File:ArrowFeigMeme.jpg|151px|right|thumb|Oliver Queen's reaction after seeing this movie.]]
Basically the overall Reviews can be summed into three camps:
* Sony shills which gave the movie disproportionately high scores
* Anti-Sony warriors which deliberately gave the movie a poor score just to offset the high scores given by shills
* Even-headed reviewers that realized that this movie isn't ''BAD'', but is definitely a far cry from the original Ghostbusters.

As it turns out, the third camp is basically the consensus for the film. It's not as bad as people said it was, but it also isn't the SAVIOR OF FEMINISM that SJWs want it to be. It's about as good as [[#Ghostbusters_3|Pixels]], and just as memorable.

====A carefully tailored selection of review videos====
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<youtube>u-Pvk70Gx6c</youtube>The first proper review video ever, by Wreckless Eating |
<youtube>XmSX8AZMfrU</youtube>His other review |
<youtube>OEfmujvRcls</youtube>Review by some chick |
<youtube>CeCiTwuyWq0</youtube>Ghostbusters 2016 Review (I'm A Dude) |
<youtube>t84VGUzC35o</youtube>GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) REVIEW - A Terrible, Sexist Mess |
<youtube>nmWi_MOmWN4</youtube>Review by Harmful Opinions |
<youtube>dDG77i56QCo</youtube>Review by MVP MAGAZINE |
<youtube>yCDl70hik6M</youtube>Andre the Black Nerd's review |
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Long story short, these reviews basically confirmed a number of things we all knew, but also a few other things which are new to this story:
* It's shitty... I mean, it's REALLY shitty. REALLLLLY FUCKING SHITTY
* Men are stupid [[File:Fembusters-scoobyDoo.jpg|251px|right|thumb|Are these from the Scooby Doo TV show or a multi-million dollar AAA film?]]
:* Paul Feig is officially a [[nu-male]], because the entire film is nothing but man/self-hating nonsense
:* All the male characters are rude, crude, and/or otherwise irredeemable
:* Feminism = hating on men (because pushing men down means women are elevated)
* There is ZERO chemistry between the actresses
* The effects are straight out of Scooby-Doo
:* Greenscreens are used to a ridiculous degree
:* The Times Square scene literally looks like they're play fighting in front of said greenscreen
* There's barely any "ghostbusting".
* Even though the original film was about GHOSTS and the supernatural, it still all seemed plausible, and the film still treated the material seriously; frankly, that was part of what made it so funny. But in Fembusters, EVERYONE was "in on the joke": they all acted like they KNEW they were in a stupid situation and never took it seriously.
* Finally, while we all knew that [[#Plot|the Ghostbusters logo]] was going to be the bad guy, we DIDN'T know was that, to defeat it, it gets shot in the dick.

Speaking of the Ghostbusters logo getting shot in the dick... think back to the so-called [[Fembusters/Fan Days|Ghostbusters fan event]] Sony held, where the official video of the event had a ton of fans say ridiculous shit like ''"the franchise is in good hands; they honored its legacy"'', etc. And yet the movie had scenes like that where women are shooting the literal icon of the Ghostbusters franchise in the crotch. So it kinda puts what was said into perspective, huh? Paul Feig TRULY DOES honor the legacy of Ghostbusters. By shooting it in the dick. That'll show those other Ghostbusters fans for their passionate response to the changes in Fembusters!

Of course this shit shouldn't surprise anyone, considering that the filmmakers straight up publicized the fact that they've included at least one scene where they dig at reviewers and fans and other people IRL:

[[File:Fembusters-sceneHaters.png|401px|center|thumb|{{archive|ydtZp}}]]

That's right: instead of taking the higher road and just make a movie that stands on its own merit, they just HAD to throw in some of the most childish response to anyone giving them shit... by showing how much they AREN'T bothered by people giving them shit. THAT'LL show them how much they're not letting their haters get under their skin... those poopy-smelling 45-year old man children don't bother us one bit!!!!!

====Sony Gives Themselves A Positive Review====
One of the first positive reviews that appeared on YouTube was this review, by {{ytlink|ZLNCwoOQFdo|Island Arcade}}.

OK hey, sure, a positive review of the movie was almost an inevitability. And hey, maybe this guy legitimately enjoyed the film. No accounting for taste, but they do at least have the right to have their own opinions.

But some [[Autism|eagle eyed]] viewers at [http://furiousfanboys.com/2016/07/sony-may-produced-positive-ghostbusters-review-youtube/ Furious Fanboys] {{archive|W1mwp}} noticed a few issues with the video. Like how this person never actually reviewed another movie before. Or that the account was created right around when Fembusters started production. Or how the account only has 350-ish subscribers, but somehow managed to gain access to an official Sony screening of the movie. And there are pictures of the reviewer with Paul Feig on his Twitter.

That's right: Sony actually produced a positive review of the movie themselves. Yes, they are THAT desperate. This wasn't the first time Sony Pictures did something like this: they invented a critic by the name of David Manning in order to give Sony's movies positive quotes to use in their advertisements. Sony ultimately was sued over this and lost (no surprise).

====Critics vs. Audience====
[[File:Ghostbusters Critics vs Audience.png|301px|center|thumb|A basic summary of how things are going to be scored. (Click to read)]]

Meanwhile, until actual box office returns are made available for Fembusters, both sides will continue to try to paint Fembusters to be whatever they want it to be. Sony shills and SJWs will try to make Fembusters sound like it's better than the original Ghostbusters, while haters of the film will try to make it sound like it's the worst 1980's related movie since the ''Jem and the Holograms''.

Well, whatever the haters think, it doesn't change the fact that most of the high scoring reviews of Fembusters actually DO come from reviewers with a clear bias towards the movie, Sony, or against those who dislike the film. [[:File:Fembusters-shillingReviews.jpg|This reddit post]], which has since been deleted, started off with ''"Tldr all positive reviews are SJW feminist shills."'' and follows up with the story behind the reviews. Basically, anyone who previously defended the movie from "misogynist haters" or "otherwise [turned] it into a political issue" would NEVER give it a negative review in the slightest. For example:

* [http://time.com/4399395/review-the-new-ghostbusters/ Stephanie Zacharek (TIME)] {{archive|ugEXd}} wrote the article [http://time.com/4358061/ghostbusters-paul-feig/ Why Ghostbusters Is the Must-See Movie of the Summer Season] {{archive|VtCm2}}, and in it wrote:
::''"The misogynist outrage over the Ghostbusters remake has made it essential viewing"''

Long story short, pretty much all positive reviewers are from people who are biased from the beginning to give the film a high score, because their "official score"---which is based on their own opinion---proves that the haters were wrong. Obviously!

====How The IMDB Median Went From 2 to 7 In A Few Days====
On the {{archive|vYrJV|11th of July}}, the IMDB score for Ghostbusters was an average of {{archive|54YP9|4 and a median of 1}}, lulz. And for a good long while it stayed at a score around 4, around 5 higher than this shit deserves. But out the blue, and totally coincidental this movie went from a 2 to a 7. Nothing going on here.
{{Photoframe||background-color: #FFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Ghostbusters IMDB Score July 11.jpg|499px|thumb|center]]{{squote|'''A nice 4.'''}}
|[[File:Ghostbusters IMDB Score July 14.jpg|500px|thumb|center]]{{squote|'''Still a 4.'''}}
|[[File:Ghostbusters IMDB Score July 17.jpg|500px|thumb|center]]{{squote|'''Suddenly the median went from 2 to 6.'''}}
|[[File:Ghostbusters IMDB Score July 19.jpg|500px|thumb|center]]{{squote|'''Still climbing. Totally legit.'''}}
}}

===Empty theaters and weekend returns===
[[File:Fembusters-emptySeatsTwitter.jpg|right|thumb|A quick search on twitter of "#Ghostbusters empty" reveals a ton of tweets about this.]]OK so, maybe haters of Fembusters ARE nothing more than a bunch of 45-year old misogynist dudebros who still live at home. At least they won't be clogging up the theater and ruining your Fembusters experience when you finally get to watch it, right? Well, as it turns out, not only has there been no 45-year old misogynist dudebros clogging theaters, there also has been no ANYONES clogging theaters. Like, literally NO ONE has been lining up to watch Fembusters.
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Yep, that's right. For all the hard work SJWs and Feminists put into defending Ghostbusters from the legions of haters and dudebros, they ended up showed their support for the movie by.... staying home and not watching it at all. This is what artists, companies, etc, don't seem to understand, but it's been proven time and time again: there is NO reward in catering to SJWs and Feminists, because they have no concept of "voting with their wallet". They will NEVER reward you for doing the right thing, because---among other things---as far as they're concerned, that's what you're SUPPOSED to do in the first place, and so why reward someone for doing just that?

[[File:Fembusters-openSeating.png|401px|center|thumb|Showing how consistently empty showings of Fembusters have been across different times and locations. FYI, red dots denote seats which have been reserved, while grey dots represent open and available seating.]]

Anyways, because of ''all the tickets'' that SJWs and Feminists have bought, Fembusters made a [http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=daily&id=ghostbusters2016.htm mere $17.2 million on its first day], and is currently on track to make $45 million by the end of the weekend. This will NOT put it in first for the weekend, with ''The Secret Lives of Pets'' making more, despite it being in its second weekend. By the next weekend, Fembusters will likely fall further down the list, as movies like ''Star Trek Beyond'' (a movie made by a company that actually APPRECIATES their fans) and ''Ice Age: Collision Course'' (a movie with far more kid appeal than Fembusters' dick smashing jokes) will steal its spotlight. In fact, despite only costing $144 million to make, Paul Feig said that the movie would need to [http://www.vulture.com/2016/07/paul-feig-ghostbusters-reboot-c-v-r.html make $500 million]{{archive|mrjsd}} to be worth anything, let alone justify all their other plans, such as a sequel, a MCU-style multiverse film series, toys and merchandising deals, etc. At this rate, their $500 million goal will NEVER happen.

To put it in perspective, ''Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice'' made [http://www.boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/?sortdate=2016-03-25&track=superman2015.htm $81.5 million] on its first day, a total of $166 million over its first weekend, and a total of $330 million domestically... and it was STILL considered a failure. True, ''BvS'' cost $250 million, but it's still made more pound-for-pound than Fembusters has and probably ever will.

Now none of this should surprise anyone behind Fembusters: they created this outcome by shitting on their fans. They treated the movie as a zero-sum game---in order for women to win, men MUST lose---and they are merely reaping their rewards. But hey, at least they still have their honor and made the movie on THEIR terms without giving into the demands of the haters. GRRL POWER!!

===Final Theater Numbers===
Now that the movie has been out for almost a month now and almost weekeneds worth of numbers have been released for it, what is the final verdict for how well Fembusters did? Easy: [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ghostbusters-director-calls-movie-a-success_us_57a22ff1e4b0104052a0c0a5 IT'S A ROARING SUCCESS!!!!] {{archive|2sgW3}} ... Yep, the movie has had THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS of supportive people on social media send messages to Paul Feig about how much they liked it, little girls are dressing up as Ghostbusters (because it was PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE for a little girl to dress up in a Ghostbusters costume before Fembusters), and it has a good rating on Rotten Tomatoes... and that's all that matters, right? But all that aside, the ''most'' important way to gauge Fembusters' success is:

[[File:Fembusters-notAFlop.jpg|center|501px|thumb|Financial genius and [[Nu-male]] [http://www.houstonpress.com/arts/ghostbusters-remake-now-officially-not-a-flop-8622080 Jef Rouner of the Houston Press] {{archive|3GwCe}} thinks Fembusters is NOT a flop just because it made its ''budget'' back. Oh, my sweet summer child...]]

That's right! It took nearly three weeks to do it, but Fembusters FINALLY made back its entire budget, and so this movie is NOT a flop according to this definition! The haters have been BTFO!!

...I mean, this IS how movie finances work, right? Like, $144 million is the ONLY money Sony put into Fembusters from start to finish, right? It's not like Sony spent nearly the same amount of money on advertising Fembusters, like paying licensees to add Ghostbusters-related material into their products, or that movie theaters don't get a sizable cut of their ticket sales to, y'know, keep the theater in business, or that movie are supposed to make an actual profit, or international ticket sales are even more complex... naw, none of that is involved here. Sony made ALL of their money back on Fembusters, plus just a bit of profit to sweeten the deal... and that just means WOMEN WON and MEN LOST!!! EAT SHIT MEN!!! In fact, let's see what Paul Feig himself has to say about all the money Fembusters made (or needs to make) for his efforts to be worth while:

[[File:Fembusters-500million.png|center|501px|thumb| [http://www.vulture.com/2016/07/paul-feig-ghostbusters-reboot-c-v-r.html Well... $500 million isn't THAT hard to get], if it made $150 million in three weeks, then we just need to wait 9 more weeks and it'll make $500 million. Simple as that! {{archive|mrjsd}}]]

...uh... no, he's wrong. The movie is a success because I said so. Paul Feig doesn't know what he's talking about by saying that the movie would need to make at least $500 million for it to be at least SOMEWHAT worthwhile. This movie has been successful, and that's that!

But seriously though, with things going the way they're going now, they're not gonna make anywhere close to Feig's dream of $500 million. Let's look at the numbers:

First off, most films make about 45% of their total revenue within the first week of release, about 90% within the four weeks, and about 95% within six. Fembusters, as of August 6th, 2016, is nearing the end of Week 4 with $163 million. It had over 50% drops on Week 2 and 3, and lost [[OVER 9000|over 900]] theaters by Week 3, which is A LOT. Shit, it lost 6% of its theaters in Week TWO, which is something you don't see very often. Finally, its domestic/foreign split is about 70/30, which is usually something you see only with real stinkers. At the rate it's going, it'll probably reach around $180 million by the time it's finally pulled from all theaters. Of course, this is also not taking into account other money Sony dumped into Fembusters; advertising the money is NOT counted in its production budget, and tends to be about the same amount, if not more; some people have estimated as much as $200 million has been spent advertising Fembusters. There's also the fact that movie theaters themselves take around 25% of the ticket sales... which still isn't enough to keep the theaters in business, which is why popcorn and soda is so fucking expensive.

$180 million made from a $144 million budget. That's a $36 million, or 25%, profit. And Sony doesn't even get to pocket all of that to begin with. But hey, that guy up above to thinks a movie isn't a flop as long as it made its budget back might have point! In that case, let's look at a list of other ''successful'' movies which has made at least made their budget back:
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{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Name
! Year
! Budget
! Return
! $Dif       
! Dif%       
|- style="background:#FFF"
| Fantastic Four
| 2005
| $100m
| $330.6m
| $230.6m
| 230.6%
|- style="background:#c0c0c0"
| Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer    
| 2007
| $130m
| $289m
| $159m
| 122.3%
|- style="background:#FFF"
| Green Lantern
| 2011
| $200m
| $220m
| $20m
| 10%
|- style="background:#c0c0c0"
| The Amazing Spider-Man
| 2012
| $230m
| $757.9m
| $527.9m
| 229.52%
|- style="background:#FFF"
| Man of Steel
| 2013
| $225m
| $668m
| $443m
| 196.89%
|- style="background:#c0c0c0"
| The Amazing Spider-Man 2
| 2014
| $246.5m
| $709m
| $462.5m
| 187.63%
|- style="background:#FFF"
| Fantastic Four (FANT4STIC)
| 2015
| $120m
| $168m
| $48m
| 40%
|- style="background:#c0c0c0"
| Pixels
| 2015
| $129m
| $244.9m
| $115.9m
| 89.84%
|- style="background:#FFF"
| Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
| 2016
| $250m
| $872.7m
| $622.7m
| 249.08%
|- style="background:#c0c0c0"
| Ghostbusters
| 2016
| $144m
| $180m
| $36m
| 25%
|}
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YEEAAHHHHH!!! Take a look at all these successful movies!! NONE of them were flops, because they ALL made their budgets back! They all ended up becoming major multi-billion dollar franchises for their studios.... right?

Well, Sony is going to try to spin this to their advantage. That Houston Press article above certainly tried to; it tried to equate the ORIGINAL Ghostbusters' success to Fembusters' apparently rosy future:

[[File:Fembusters-optimism.png|center|301px]]

Yep, this is EXACTLY why the success of the Marvel Cinematic Universe has encouraged Sony to make ''The Amazing Spider-Man 3'', especially after the "rising tide" lifted the success of ''The Amazing Spider-Man 2''. Or Nintendo's success has lifted the success off ''Pixels'' so much that ''Pixels 2'' is sure to be an rousing success AND the start of a multi-billion dollar "Pixels" franchise. Ghostbusters is TOTALLY going to make Sony mad cash because all the success that.... two films made some 30 years ago has brought them.

Face it Fembusters Supporters, Fembusters isn't the SMASHING THE PATRIARCHY success you want it to be. It's also not the "WORST MOVIE EVER OF 20XX!". It's just a less-than-mediocre film which was meant to be easily consumed and forgotten like a bad meal. You guys shit all over Capitalism, but you don't realize how much of a shill you are for Sony; they only created that "MUH FEMINISM" angle just to trick people into watching an otherwise shitty film, and you got baited by them very easily, hook-line-and-sinker.

Speaking of Sony manipulating the situation to generate interest...

==So you've finally accepted that you're a sexist, misogynistic shitbag pissbaby dudebro man-child==
[[File:Fembusters-patriarchy.png|501px|thumb|center|Pack it up, men. This lesbian licking a phallic shaped weapon means we finally lost, once and for all.]]
As it has been mentioned, if you don't like this movie, you're sexist, you hate women, and all that wonderful stuff. Because as it turns out, Fembusters is ''finally'' a movie that has females in the lead roles, and all the negativity against the movie is because pissbaby dudebro man-children are finally feeling what it's like to have a movie NOT cater to male fans by having a male lead. Y'know, because there has [[Kill Bill|NEVER]] [[Alien|EVER]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Swan_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Million_Dollar_Baby EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Am%C3%A9lie EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gone_with_the_Wind_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulp_Fiction EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misery_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulholland_Drive_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Ever_Happened_to_Baby_Jane%3F_%281962_film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_%282003_film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gone_Girl_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_%28franchise%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_Dark_Thirty EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sucker_Punch_(2011_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underworld_(film_series) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil_(film_series) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Nightmare_on_Elm_Street EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween_(1978_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_the_13th_(1980_film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie%27s_Angels_(film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie%27s_Angels:_Full_Throttle EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Croft:_Tomb_Raider EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_Benjamin_(1980_film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Know_What_You_Did_Last_Summer EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scream_(franchise) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_(1976_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exorcist_(film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikita_(film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(2014_film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary's_Baby_(film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_the_Shell_(1995_film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Out_(2015_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Texas_Chain_Saw_Massacre EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie%27s_Choice_(film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_Without_My_Daughter_(film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_(2010_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Messenger:_The_Story_of_Joan_of_Arc EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pelican_Brief_(film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicario_(2015_film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quick_and_the_Dead_(1995_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_Girl_(film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_River_Wild EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Heights_(film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lights_Out_(2016_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erin_Brockovich_(film) EVER] been a movie with female leads that men can still enjoy none the less.

===Your comments are [[problematic]]===
Actually, as it so happens, this is actually the narrative that Sony Pictures and Paul Feig & Co. are ''intentionally'' trying to cultivate. Sony clearly ''knows'' Fembusters is utter shit, which is probably why they set up that "[[#Ghostbusters fan day at Sony HQ|fan-appreciation (read: propaganda) event]]" in the first place: to try to manipulate the opinions of Ghostbusters fans that ALL IS WELL. Too bad the shitty trailer has only convinced more Ghostbusters fans that the movie is fucked. So in order to gain sympathy from the only people Sony Pictures and Friends have left who ''might'' spend money on their shitty movie---namely [[Feminazi|Feminists]], [[tumblr|tumblrinas]], and other [[SJW|SJWs]]---they're doing whatever they can to really drive the point home that the only people who hate it are racists and sexists and other bad people.

Therefore, Sony has undertaken a massive social media engineering campaign in order to maintain the narrative that the only people who speak negatively of the film are blatant sexists, racists, or other negative-ists... thus implying that anyone who has anything negative to say about the movie is a morally corrupt person. One way of maintaining this narrative is by carefully deleting a shitton of comments on YouTube, leaving only the truly terrible comments which Sony hopes "speaks for themselves". So, if you happen to be:
* a female who thinks this movie is shit (bonus points if you're homosexual, TRANSEXUAL, or anyone else further down the Oppression Hierarchy and you ''still'' think the movie is shit)
* a Liberal male who openly loves female leads but simply didn't like the trailer
* a non-white person who thinks that they didn't go far enough in being progressive
* basically anyone who isn't otherwise [[NeoGAF|sucking Sony's dick]] by playing along with their charade ''(free PS4s for anyone who Upvotes the Trailer video and leaves a positive review!)''
...then you're going against the narrative that Sony and Company is trying to maintain, and you can thus guarantee that your comments will be eventually deleted. Enjoy it while it lasts! In any case, you shouldn't be posting those kinds of comments to begin with... why would you WANT to side with the racist sexist [[shitlords]]??
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The problem with this plan is that it's just too damned obvious. Just take a look at what other people have written about this plan:

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|[[File:Fembusters-SonyPlan1.jpg|601px|center]]|YouTuber R-PLAY
|[[File:Fembusters-SonyPlan2.jpg|601px|center]]|YouTuber featheon
|[[File:Fembusters-SonyPlan3.jpg|601px|center]]|YouTuber 1701EarlGrey
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This video further explains the plan and the rationale behind it in greater detail.

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As you can see, by doing this, Sony Pictures and Friends have an out; no matter how poorly the movie does, everyone involved in the movie will simply blame its failure on the Patriarchy holding them back. You see, by carefully deleting the comments that either goes against their narrative or tries to expose it, the remaining negative comments are all the misogynistic and racist ones (which there is no guarantee that social media engineers on Sony's payroll themselves didn't write those comments themselves), and so it becomes extremely easy to blame the Patriarchy for all their woes. I mean, don't you see how 100% of the negative comments on the trailer is misogynistic and racist?? Anyways, just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch it play out in this way.

Oh, and something else to consider: Youtube now has an automated system wherein, shorty after being posted, many comments are automatically flagged as spam and hidden and it is up to the owner of the video to choose whether they would like to unhide them. This means that for the critical comments to vanish and the offensive ones to remain (they way they seemingly are), someone at Sony would have to manually go over their spam inbox and hand pick all racist and misogynistic comments to have them be made visible again, while knowingly ignoring intelligent posts that the automatic system mistakenly marked as spam (or perhaps even going a step further to manually delete ones it didn't).

===You Lose with S-J-double-yoose===
But it's not like there's a million different reason why this movie sucks. Naw, it's totally because of all the pissbaby shitlord trolls who are afraid of strong women characters, and not because:
* this movie is obviously nothing more than an unnecessary nostalgia cash grab
* the lack of originality in writing (almost literally the same movie as the 1984 original, down to the same main characters)
* for all the talk about [[Lies|how progressive this movie is]], the main cast is still three white people saving the world AGAIN, along with their useless stereotypically sassy forced comic relief black friend
* the apparent hypocrisy of Feminists hating the "dumb female secretary" character type, only to love the "dumb male secretary" character type, as depicted by Chris Hemsworth in this film
* the very idea that Sony was going to [http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/12/shocking-new-reveals-from-sony-hack-j-law-pitt-clooney-and-comparing-fincher-to-hitler.html sue Bill Murray] {{archive|oeZ9u#selection-841.0-867.513}} if he didn't appear in a cameo ([[#APPEAR_OR_YOU.27LL_GET_SUED|click for more info]])
Yeah, none of those reasons plays a part in why people almost universally loathe this movie. Instead, it's TOTALLY because the Patriarchy hates women.

[[File:Fembusters-girlpower.png|401px|thumb|center|If you hate this movie, then that means you wish that ALL these women were beaten up and raped. Why would you want women to be raped, Shitlord?]]

Of course we all know that the stupid part in all this is that, it's a lost cause trying to appeal to Feminists, SJWs and their ilk to begin with. SJWs don't realize how much money influences things, so "speaking with their wallet" (that is, showing their support through the spending of their own money) is an utterly foreign concept to these people, unless they're supporting lazy idiots on [[Patreon]]. To make matters worse, these kind of people are never happy, always finding fault with every attempt to appeal to them. Like, you would think that a movie with 100% of the lead cast being women, the male supporting character is a dim-witted meathead, AND three other ways the Ghostbusters movie ''smashes'' the "Patriarchy", this would be something that EVERY feminist and their friends would love unconditionally, right? Nope.

[[File:Fembusters-patty.png|401px|thumb|center|See how racist this is? Even the original Ghostbusters movie had FOUR scientists!]]

You see? Patty---the ONLY non-white Ghostbuster---is depicted as nothing more than a stereotypical ghetto black woman, and not a scientist, and that's "[[problematic]]" to many people. And right there underlines the common thread in ANY attempt to appeal to Feminists, SJWs, and their ilk: even when 99% is exactly what they want, the 1% that is wrong is enough to encourage these people to criticize your efforts, maybe even boycott it outright. They will ALWAYS find something that they find "problematic" and not spend a single penny on that something as a way to signal their discontent.

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So instead of making a movie that wins over actual long time fans, creates new fans, AND generates more interest (and further sales) of the original Ghostbusters movies and TV series, Sony Pictures, Paul Feig and Friends are left with a movie that hardly a single Ghostbuster fan NOR a triggered SJW will spend a red cent on. By trying to appeal to SJWs, you fail by default, and no one wins in the end.

[[File:SonyNotoGay.png|400px|thumb|center|]]
As it turns out, Sony didn't like the idea of making Kate McKinnon's character [http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/ghostbusters-paul-feig-confirms-kate-mckinnon-character-jillian-holtzmann-is-gay-but-studio-stopped-a7136051.html a lesbian.] Because having a lesbo in a DESTROY-THE-PATRIARCHY movie is just too much.

==Plot==
{{Spoiler|You're about to read about Spoilers on Encyclopedia Dramatica}}
The first joke of the movie is a queef. No, we are not making that up. And of course, {{archive|LElZS|media hacks are praising this like it was fucking Citizen Kane of comedies.}}
Erin Gilbert (Kristen Wiig), a physics teacher at Empire State University, has her opportunity to receive tenure jeopardized when her old friend, amateur paranormal researcher Abby Yates (Melissa McCarthy), publishes a book they wrote together several years young, positing the existence of ghosts. Erin visits Abby and her new partner, nuclear researcher Jillian Holtzman (Kate McKinnon), to ask Abby to remove her name from the book, and is persuaded by Abby and Jillian to accompany them to the Aldridge Hotel to investigate claims of paranormal activity. Arriving there, the trio encounters the ghost of Madame Aldridge, the hotel's late owner, who [[unfunny|vomits ectoplasm]] on Erin. Abby records the encounter, with a Sony cam, gotta get that product placement in there, including a terrified Erin claiming that ghosts are real, and uploads it to YouTube and [[lame|reddit]], leading to Erin being fired. Abby then persuades Erin to join her and Jillian in opening a ghost-chasing business they call "Ghostbusters".

[[File:Fembuster-lazyGhostDesign.png|201px|thumb|right|THIS is the end ghost? REAL creative, Feig.]][[File:Fembusters-walkingLogo.png|201px|thumb|right|AND real original too.]]Meanwhile, subway worker Patty Tolan (Leslie Jones) runs into Rowan (Neil Casey), a nerd who got bullied hard, like the fans of the original Ghostbusters, who has created a machine that amplifies paranormal activity, intending to open a breach between the world of the living and the world of the dead and release an army of ghosts to destroy the human race. After an encounter with a ghost that Rowan releases on the subway system, Patty seeks the Ghostbusters and volunteers to become a member and lend her street-smarts to the team. They also hire a [[unfunny|dim-witted receptionist]], Kevin (Chris Hemsworth), and set up a base of operations in a Chinese restaurant and two vehicles, Ecto-1, a hearse lent to them by Patty's uncle; and Ecto-2, an old motorcycle.

Despite the government's attempts to discredit them, the Ghostbusters become increasingly popular as they capture more ghosts unleashed by Rowan, and ultimately confront Rowan himself, who chooses to commit suicide rather than let himself be captured. With his death, paranormal activity in NYC subsides, adding credence to the government's claims about the Ghostbusters. Going through Rowan's belongings, Erin and Abby learn Rowan attended the same school as them and his obsession with ghosts was born out of their own fascination with the subject.

Rowan returns as a ghost and swears revenge on the Ghostbusters, possessing Abby and attempting to kill Jillian. After [[Chimpout|Patty beats him]] out of Abby's body, Rowan possesses Kevin, steals the Ecto-2 and heads to Times Square, where he activates a second machine he had secretly built, opening a portal between the two worlds and raising an army of ghosts that begin wreaking havoc in New York City, while also powering up Rowan's ectoplasmic form. To display his dominance over them, Kevin/Rowan leads the ghosts in <s>a performance of "You Should Be Dancing" by the Bee Gees</s>. This was cut out in the final cut.

[[File:Fembusters-clicheEnding.png|201px|right|thumb]]The Ghostbusters intervene despite the government's attempts to stop them, venturing into the evacuated area in the Ecto-1, and Erin manages to exorcise Rowan out of Kevin's body. Rowan demands that the Ghostbusters choose a form for him, and Patty absent-mindely thinks of a spraypainted ghost she saw on the subway line. [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|Rowan becomes a towering version of the graffiti ghost]] and begins rampaging.

Did we mention that government actually believes the Fembusters, but are <s>cock</s>vagblocking them every step of the way for no other reason than the plot says so?

The Ghostbusters fail to defeat him by crossing their streams, and instead Erin and Abby venture into the portal, with ropes tied around their waists, and trick Rowan into directing his forces into the portal. Jillian and Patty then close it, but manage to pull Erin and Abby out, while Rowan and his army become trapped in the world of the dead and Rowan's machine is destroyed.

[[File:Fembusters Crotch Shot.gif|600px|center|thumb|[[South Park|You don't shoot a guy in the dick, Butters.]]]]

The government once again discredits the Ghostbusters and they don't receive any recognition for saving the city, but manage to use their savings to buy a new base of operations in an old firehouse. Erin and Kevin develop a relationship, and while analyzing tape recordings during the battle against Rowan, during which paranormal activity was at its peak, Patty finds several cryptic warning about the arrival of Zuul.

During the credits, the remainder of the Times Square dance scene, which the studio made Feig cut for time, is played out in full. Feig, being butthurt that his precious dance number had to get cut up, [[No|finally got the last laugh]].

===Characters===
*Erin Gilbert ''(Kristen Wiig)'' - A wooden cutout with a frowny face drawn on it, splattered with [[cum|mysterious goo]].
*Abby Yates ''([[fat|Melissa McCarthy]])'' - Playing every other role she has played previously. Only worser. Probably dethroned Jar-Jar Binks as most annoying movie character ever.
*Jillian Holtzman ''(Kate McKinnon)'' - Coke-addled lesbian. Oh wait, her character? Unfunny wannabe mad-scientist that constantly makes gross-out jokes like a [[13 year old boy|middle school kid]] who's just learned about human reproduction system because [[Lies|progressivism]].
*Patty Tolan ''(Leslie Jones)'' - A nigger who nigs. Despite this character flaw of being a nigger, is perhaps the most likeable person in this schlock.
*Kevin ''(Chris Hemsworth)'' - A radical femnazi's wet dream. A beefcake with no IQ points. He's also a brainless piece of eye candy written by sexists. Even worse, the film admits to this on screen.
*Rowan ''(Neil Casey)'' - A white male who is an asocial, literal-basement dwelling psychopath. Apparently the only kind of person that a white male can be, according to the filmmakers.

===Jokes===
*Dickshots
*Queefjokes
*Other bodily functions
*The weapon is TOO STRONK! Oh noes! (Done at least ''four times''.)
*Pointing out how dumb/useless the male characters are.
*Ripping off or "referencing" scenes from better movies
::*Ripping off the "The power of X compels you" from The Exorcist
::*Abby saying "Say hello to my little friend"
::*Slimer randomly appears in a food cart but has no backstory or anything onscreen so he's unfunny.

That's the jokes. Nothing but lowest common denominator. Even Adam Sandler & Michael Bay would be ashamed of this.

===Cameos===
In order to grab as much Jew gold as possible, the shills at Sony will need to drag as many idiots to the theaters to watch this shitshow on the silver screen for $10 a pop, instead of using it as background to [[Netflix and chill]] at home. This means offering the following rich people (except for the wise Rick Moranis and the dead Harold Ramis [[hookers and blow|unknown enticements]] to cameo, which apparently will cause [[nostalgia|nostalgic]] people to cough up ten dollars instead of staying home in droves:

*Bill Murray as a skeptic who questions the Ghostbusters on the news, and is killed by one of Rowan's ghosts.
*Dan Aykroyd as a taxi driver who refuses to obey the evacuation order during Rowan's attack, claiming "[[unfunny|I ain't afraid of no ghosts!]]"
*Ernie Hudson as Patty's uncle who lends the Ghostbusters the Ecto-1.
*Annie Potts as a receptionist at the hotel Rowan works, who answers calls by saying "whadoyawant".
*Sigourney Weaver as Jillian's disapproving mentor who comes to respect her career choice in the end.
*Harold Ramis will appear as an actual ghost.
*Slimer appears together with his new wife. Ms. Slimer.
*Rick Moranis was wise enough to back the fuck off this abortion, [http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/rick-moranis-reveals-why-he-829779 stating] {{archive|gr0GL}} "But it just makes no sense to me. Why would I do just one day of shooting on something I did 30 years ago?" For a tiny man in glasses he has some serious balls because Sony was willing to play dirty if the better film's stars did not do a cameo.

====APPEAR OR YOU'LL GET SUED====
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that the actual Ghostbusters had to appear in the movie, if they did not want to get their asses sued. An [https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/104704 e-mail got leaked by wikileaks], that clearly describes how they should appear in the movie, or else.

<center>'''RE: Ghostbusters/Murray - Litigation Counsel [CONFIDENTIAL]'''
''I think you are fine to stay out. Am sure len has it on his list for us to discuss at his 1-1 tomorrow''</center>

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From: Steinberg, David
Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2013 3:06 PM
To: Venger, Leonard; Weil, Leah
Cc: Yankelevits, Daniel
Subject: Ghostbusters/Murray - Litigation Counsel [CONFIDENTIAL]

In order to more fully evaluate our position if Bill Murray again declines to engage on “Ghostbusters”, AG requested that we identify “aggressive” litigation counsel with whom we can consult to evaluate our alternatives and strategize. [Harkening back to his prior employer, of course, raised the name of David Boies.]

Personally, while I’m fine with aggressive, I think we are in much worse shape if this goes public so seems to me we should look for someone who isn’t seeking the spotlight.

Can we discuss at some point soon to provide a suggestion or two?

Thanks.
</pre>|David Steinberg, throwing out the idea that they can use Bill Murray if he refuses to appear in the movie
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From: Venger, Leonard
Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2013 3:18 PM
To: Steinberg, David; Weil, Leah
Cc: Yankelevits, Daniel
Subject: RE: Ghostbusters/Murray - Litigation Counsel [CONFIDENTIAL]

I have some names in mind but will wait until we speak with Leah.
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|Leonard Venger, cool with the idea so long their Masters approve as well
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From: Steinberg, David
Sent: Thursday, October 31, 2013 5:29 PM
To: Venger, Leonard; Weil, Leah
Cc: Yankelevits, Daniel
Subject: RE: Ghostbusters/Murray - Litigation Counsel [CONFIDENTIAL]

FYI, apparently AG has some ideas (Harrison, of course). I’m trying to stay out of the middle of this one but let me know if there’s anything you need me to do.
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|David Steinberg, hoping he doesn't get caught suggesting such a spineless plan
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==Leslie Jones' Post-Film Funnies==
{{main|Fembusters/Leslie Jones' Twitter Meltdown}}
{{main|Fembusters/Leslie Jones Getting Hacked}}
Within months of the film's actual release, the fun-rollercoaster was still doing loop-de-loops, even though everyone knew the end was near. In fact the one person who had the most fun during the fallout was Leslie Jones, who just couldn't keep her mouth (or legs) closed. Check out those articles for more info.

==Now that the dust has settled, how well has Fembusters been remembered?==

[[File:Fembusters - DVD sales.jpg|thumb|center|401px|After all that hard work and shilling, Fembusters can't even outsell "50 Shades of Grey" for even $10 barely 2 years after release.]]

Don't worry, we'll get the woman hating toxic dude-bro manbabies AND their money [[Star Wars The Last Jedi|next time]]... [[No|right?]]

==And now for something completely different: Ghostbusters (2020)==
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Just when you thought Fembusters had finally disappeared from the headlines, talk about it returns upon the revelation that ''another'' [[Ghostbusters (2020)|Ghostbusters movie]] is officially in production. Only this time this movie will actually be a proper sequel to ''[[Ghostbusters|Ghostbusters 2]]'', and not some bullshit reboot like Fembusters was.

And so how did the pro-Fembusters media circuit take to this news?

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LOL. Turns out they think it's a bad idea! In fact they feel terrible that they are being left out, and that this new movie SHOULD include the Fembusters!

Sorry Fembusters fans, but to coin a phrase: this movie isn't for YOU. Sure we'll probably have a woman or two in the cast like in the Ghostbusters Extreme cartoon and they'll be more attractive than the Fembusters cast, but this is OUR movie and it belongs to the REAL fans. Besides, you still have your original Fembusters DVDs, Blu-Rays and related merchandise... just go enjoy ''those''! Fembusters is still a [[Shit|good]] movie, and this new movie won't take that away from you! So let us fans enjoy OUR movie now.

{{quote|[[Not really|I have so much respect for what Paul [Feig] created with those brilliant actresses, and would love to see more stories from them.]] However, this new movie will follow the trajectory of the original film.|Translation of Jason Reitman on Paul Feig: "You tried."}}

==Galleries==
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File:Fembusters-japan.png|An actual female Ghostbuster
File:Fembuster-youngFrankenstein.jpg|Still can't stop copying other ideas, can you, Feig?
File:Fembusters-ScoleriSisters.jpg|OH MY GOD It's the Scoleri Sisters!
File:Fembusters-tumblr.jpg|She sure showed us!
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File:Fembusters-comic.png|Even SJWs think Fembusters is bullshit
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File:Fembusters-trailerReview.jpg|A very adult review of the criticism levied against the trailer
File:Fembusters-hashtags.jpg|Twitter #hashtags about the trailer
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File:Fembusters-rule63a.jpg|Ghostbusters rule 63 proves fans always do it better than Hollywood
File:Fembusters-rule63b.jpg|Where's the black Ghostbuster? Racist
File:Fembusters-rule63c.jpg|Oh wait. There she is.
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File:Fembusters-thanksJews.jpg|Thanks Jews
File:Fembusters-Tapzilla.jpg|Female YouTuber changes her mind on the trailer after reality sinks in
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File:Fembusters-actionFigures.jpg|Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the REAL money from the movie is made!
File:Fembusters-toyClearance2.jpg | Toys on clearance... so much for merchandising making money, huh?
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File:Kristen Wiig pulling a Lynndie.gif|Wiig's character, [[Pulling a Lynndie|not glorifying the Abu Ghraib abuses at all]].
File:paulfeigcriticismresponse.jpg|Paul Feig responds to criticism, calls [[fans|geek culture]] assholes.
File:Fembusters-captionbot.png|Microsoft's CaptionBot knows what's up
File:Fembusters-itsOgre.png | It's Ogre
File:GhostBusty.jpg|GOOD Cosplay. You can tell she's a scientist because she's wearing glasses.
File:Fembusters-powerOfSlimer.jpg
File:Fembusters-intoTheTrashItGoes.jpg | What does this symbolize?
File:Fembusters-scenesFromABook.jpg | Quality writing
File:Fembusters-review01.png | First review, one of many.
File:Paulfeiganitasupporter.png|And what do you know? Paul Faig supports the greedy feminazi [[Anita Sarkeesian|Anita $arkee$ian]].
File:Paulfeigwhymenarentfunny.png|Paul being a [[cuck]] on why men are unfunny and [[GamerGate]] is fucked up.
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===Better Female Ghostbusters===
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===The better remake (The porn)===
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File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 1.gif|Better portrayal of relationships
File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 2.gif|Better secretary scenes
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File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 4.gif|Better acting and caring for the source material
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File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 5.gif|Better CGI
File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 6.gif|Even equipment that looks legit
File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 7.gif|Genuinely better effects
File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 8.gif|And Slimer
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==Videos==
===General videos about Fembusters, etc===
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<youtube>0d2bRaFcCb4</youtube> |
<youtube>nNFzbC0Rjr0</youtube>Ghostbusters Reboot: Production Trouble Rumors (Part 1)|
<youtube>rFCxUpGzbc4</youtube>Ghostbusters reboot: Story Leak and Damage Limitation (Part 2)|
<youtube>RPAklIlov-A</youtube>Ghostbusters reboot: How Sony hijacked Ghostbusters 3|
<youtube>6aQTJw1wlQ8</youtube>Ghostbusters Reboot: Sony Hits Back at Fan Backlash|
<youtube>EDMISFQq6d4</youtube>Probably a better Ghostbusters movie than Fembusters|
<youtube>xMCaxL7YRj0</youtube>spawn camping|
<youtube>F5lfpd-vNfc</youtube>Simpsons predicted the Fembusters' hospital visit by 20 years|
<youtube>KyHgEELYmqY</youtube>A better movie|
<youtube>kAboGO9MDsQ</youtube>A way better movie
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<youtube>e-zku5ap3wM</youtube>Another good summary of everything that is going on.|
<youtube>L-6VLuz75yw</youtube>Ghostbusters: The Controversies Behind the Movie; covers six angles of why this movie is shit|
<youtube>oZZW47ntEYI</youtube>why feminist pandering fails|
<youtube>PIwQPoywDeE</youtube>Featurette showing how the whiteboard math was written by an actual scientist/mathematician... too bad the math is VERY wrong
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===Reactions from original Ghostbusters cast and crew===
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<youtube>0Wvm3wmL3sQ</youtube>Bill Murray comments on new film; look into his eyes for the truth |
<youtube>uetYhrsb6po</youtube>Ernie Hudson got paid off to support the new movie, after previously [http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Why-Ernie-Hudson-Thinks-Women-Ghostbusters-Terrible-Idea-67629.html hating it] {{archive|qeJs7}}|
<youtube>yVef1w-cfGg</youtube>More backtracking by Ernie Hudson|
<youtube>8jTimCb06Sw</youtube>Dan Aykroyd trying to justify in his mind about what has been happening with Fembusters
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==See also==
*[[Ghostbusters]]
*[[Crystal Head Vodka]] - This movie is just a commercial for Dan's awful drinkable bleach in a gay bottle
*[[MST3K]] - Wait for their inevitable mockery of this failure
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] - Was harassed by the feminist media for daring to not see this movie
*[[The Big Bang Theory]] - Where they will get all their "jokes"
*[[Irate Gamer]] - His [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gprO2OGJEl4 Ghost Hunters] is more Ghostbusters than this

==External Links==
* {{kym|memes/events/ghostbusters-reboot-controversy|Ghostbusters 2016 Reboot Controversy}}
* {{archive|VmJL4|Brianna Wu: Ghostbusters is GamerGate's worst nightmare!}}
* {{archive|Z5kKe|Fembusters heading for $70M-Plus Loss, Sequel Unlikely}}
* [https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/64921 Leaked Sony Email detailing stupid musical number]
* [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/the-new-ghostbuster-trailer.24662/ ED Forum discussion about the trailer and film]
* [https://twitter.com/TuftsMedicalCtr/status/627543746654044160 Original Tufts Medical Center Tweet]
* [http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ghostbusters-denied-release-china-910563 No release in China.] Overseas BO will not bail this stinker out.
* [http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/ghostbusters-paul-feig-confirms-kate-mckinnon-character-jillian-holtzmann-is-gay-but-studio-stopped-a7136051.html Gay card played.]
* [https://www.buzzfeed.com/alannabennett/cant-bring-us-down?utm_term=.cfpg6VmJy#.jyZP6Dkpe Shitty Buzzfeed article telling people to spend a shitload of money to support this dogshit.]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1sMfgsGRrI Video summary of everything that went wrong with this movie and its production.]

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Fembusters

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'''Fembusters''' (also known as '''[[shit|Ghostbusters (2016)]]''' , '''[[Cis]]busters''', and '''Ghostbusters: [[Taking a shit|Answer The Call]]''') - original title: '''[https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/names/2015/06/22/casting-call-for-flapjack-ghostbusters/6veGeC82aJspiJ0BgfFagJ/story.html flapjack]''', is a sequel to ''White Chicks'' and ''Bridesmaids'' directed by '''[[Paul Feig]]'''{{jew}}, disguised as a [[too lazy|reboot]] of the [[1984]] classic, ''[[Ghostbusters]]'', only with a shittier plot, unlikable characters, laughable CGI and 400% more [[Feminism|FEMINISM!!!]]. Where the original Ghostbusters was somewhat tongue in cheek, and had subtle references to other horror films, the dyke version is now going into Disaster Movie territory by ripping off complete scenes, without even adding anything. It is funny because you have seen it before. Memes. Now if you think all this is a stupid idea, well FUCK YOU: you're actually sexist, a misogynist, and you hate all women. Report yourself to the nearest feminist so she can enjoy your delicious [[male tears]].

Just as Fembusters ignored the previous [[Ghostbusters]] films, the [[Ghostbusters (2020)|next Ghostbusters film]] will be ignoring Fembusters. Good.

[[File:Ghostbusters_photo-op_dying_intensifies_-7ifpqpS.jpg|thumb|After watching an advance screening.]]
[[File:Goatsebusters.jpg|thumb|This movie in a nutshell]]
[[File:Jew ghostbusters.jpg|thumb|Alternate reality]]

==How we got here==
[[File:PixelsMoviePoster.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Look at all that nostalgia! Such a winning formula for making millions of dollars!]]
===Ghostbusters 3===
For years after the release of ''Ghostbusters 2'', the original Ghostbusters cast and crew were kicking around the idea of doing a third Ghostbusters film. It was stalled for years because of shitty writing, as well as Bill Murray raking in mad amounts of hipster money by working on Wes Anderson movies, and thus he didn't want to mess that shit up. Eventually, efforts to make ''Ghostbusters 3'' finally reached a point where there was a script that everyone enjoyed, and things were ready to move forward. However, studio heads freaked out when Harold Ramis{{jew}}' movie ''Year One'' turned out to be a bomb and thus didn't trust him to work on the sequel. Then Harold Ramis had to die, and that was basically the end of that.

Before Ramis died, however, the original Ghostbusters cast did get to work on a new Ghostbusters video game, which was actually pretty good. Fans thus treated it as ''Ghostbusters 3'', meaning Sony Pictures (current owners of the Ghostbusters franchise) felt like they washed their hands in trying to make fans happy, and they therefore felt free to do whatever the fuck they wanted to with the next film.

Here's [[AVGN|James Rolfe]] explaining the whole Ghostbusters 3 deal in more detail:

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===Reboot time===
Sony Pictures has never been interested in making a GOOD movie, just a movie that makes lots of money. Apparently someone within Sony Pictures thinks that "good movie" and "money making movie" are mutually exclusive. Worse: now while any idiot knows that [[nostalgia]] sells big time, Sony Pictures thought that all they had to do to get some of that sweet nostalgia money was take someone who made a movie that made a ton of cash, insert some 80's nostalgia into the film, and it should TOTALLY make billions of dollars. RADICAL! And that's exactly what happened with this Ghostbusters film.

In 2011, Paul Feig made a movie called ''Bridesmaids'', starring Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy, which apparently did fairly well in the box office. Since ''Bridesmaids'' also involved ghosts, demons, and the supernatural, AND it had a very strong 1980's retro theme to it, Paul Feig was clearly a perfect fit to write and direct the new Ghostbusters. Upon getting the job, Paul Feig used his high quality writing abilities to take the original 1984 Ghostbusters script, erase "written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis", and write in "written by Paul Feig". Oh, and he also took the main characters and replaced them with female versions of them. Take a look for yourself:

[[File:Fembusters-OnSet.jpg|600px|thumb|center|See? It's LITERALLY Female-Winston, Female-Ray, Female-Peter, and Female-Egon.]]

But hey, don't dare bring this up to Paul Feig himself, or he'll get angry on Twitter.
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Once news got out about this, everyone started to complain about how having four female Ghostbusters [[Basement-dweller|ruins their childhood]] or whatever. But c'mon people, [[it's the current year]]! Hating on a movie just because it has women in it is SOOO Two-thousand-and-LATE! In fact, this is what you get for being so attached to a ''franchise'' who's entire objective is to bleed money from you.

In any case, the movie can't be as bad as you're making it sound. You're just over-reacting. It's STILL the Ghostbusters! And men or women, busting ghosts is ageless. Right?

==Build Up to Detonation==
After the initial shock of a new Ghostbusters film wore off, Sony was now tasked with the unenviable duty of trying to get people hyped up over a movie no one really asked for.

===Initial Promotion===
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Now one would think that the great Hollywood giant Sony would be able to promote a remake of a classic flick without fucking it up. One would be wrong. The Promotion subpage covers the epic missteps of the greatest media giant in the world. When you finish with that, you can get back on track here.

===STOP THE PRESSES: "Local Man Refuses To See Movie"===
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Now if this was any other movie, the idea that someone would NOT want to watch a movie is literally the most useless piece of news that anyone would want to report on. And yet with Fembusters, somehow it turned out to be one of the worst things anyone could ever do. But that is literally what happened when [[AVGN|James "AVGN" Rolfe]] posted a short little video explain why he doesn't plan on watching Fembusters at all. It was such a major problem that a centuries old and highly respected newspaper decided to report on what a lowly YouTuber thought.

===Sexism Evaluation: Criticism of Movie > Girls jumping on trampolines===
{{main|Fembusters/Jimmy Kimmel's Big Shillel}}
On June 8th, 2016, the cast and crew of Fembusters appeared on an episode of ''Jimmy Kimmel Live'' to promote their film. Well, Feig and company were there willingly; Husdon and Murray were clearly there at gunpoint, while Akyroyd did his best impression of a 5 year old trying to keep his parents from divorcing one another.

==="[The Hate is] the greatest thing that ever happened"===
Meanwhile, chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment, Tom Rothman, made it clear that he was [http://screenrant.com/ghostbusters-reboot-hate/ intentionally fanning the flames] {{archive|DmWpk}} by saying that all the controversy surrounding the film was the best thing to ever happen to the film.
{{quote|It’s the greatest thing that ever happened. Are you kidding me? We’re in the national debate, thank you. Can we please get some more haters to say stupid things?|Tom Rothman, chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment, trying to pretend that the negative backlash against Fembusters was somehow a good thing}}

[[File:Fembusters-kimmelMurray.gif|251px|right|thumb|''"The good news is, you can feel the momentum of the movie. We had a thing last week where Bill Murray, who had just seen the movie, came out and said how great it was. You just could feel the cultural excitement."'']]OK, so, for the record:
* Sony Pictures Entertainment knew Fembusters was clearly shit from the get-go and won't do well on its own
* A false narrative was then hatched to troll people into talking about it
* To continue to get people to talk about it, Sony Pictures jerks the leash they have on the Ghostbusters cast and crew (and copyright holders) to make them taunt people into further rage
* Shame people into watching it by calling them 45-year old men who still live in their parent's basement (prove them wrong by supporting Feminism and buying a ticket!)
* [[????]]
* [[Profit|PROFIT!]]

Too bad we live in a reality where negative reaction to a media event is a BAD thing, but I guess this just shows how much these guys are experts on spinning shit to their apparent advantage. It doesn't always work all the time: when the article writer asked Tom about how much he thinks the movie would need to make in the box office in order for it to be considered a "hit", Tom said:
{{quote|Oh, I don’t know. I don’t comment about that.|Tom Rothman, chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment, totally revealing that he knows Fembusters is going to tank after the first week}}

The problem with all this is that this is the same Tom Rothman who, among all the other shitty executive decisions he's made, totally passed on Deadpool when he worked at Fox. The same Deadpool that made like $200 million at the box office. Tom thinks that for all the sexists they'll lose, they'll gain twice as many people who'll watch Fembusters as a political act... like, a stand against the patriarchy who'll otherwise keep female characters and actors down. However, Tom is underestimating how many people will actually watch it as a political statement: SJWs are the WORST people to pander to to try to get them to buy something, because SJWs have no concept of "speaking with their wallet". That is to say, they will NEVER reward anyone who does what they want them to with actual money, for they feel that a good deed is its own reward... Hollywood and Marvel Comics and everyone else is SUPPOSED to be politically correct and fighting for social justice, so there is no reason to reward them for doing what they're SUPPOSED to be doing in the first place. And thus, Tom shat on the people who WOULD pay to go see it over those who never will.

Oh, sure, it'll make SOME money, but not enough to justify all the shittalking Sony has done over the past year. Don't say we didn't warn you.

===Fembusters insider tries to free himself from ''The Narrative''===
On the other hand, the original director of the original Ghostbusters (and current producer of Fembusters), Ivan Reitman, [http://www.indiewire.com/2016/07/ghostbusters-ivan-reitman-backlash-reboot-sexism-kristen-wiig-melissa-mccarthy-kate-mckinnon-leslie-jones-1201701839/ said that]{{archive|065lQ}} maybe, just ''maybe'', the backlash against the reboot has nothing to do with sexism, but because of all of the passionate fans of the original.
{{quote|I think there’s way too much talk about gender [when it comes to this film]. ... I think that many of the people who were complaining were actually lovers of the [original] movie, not haters of women.|Ivan Reitman, director of Ghostbuters and producer of Fembusters, speaking the truth}}

Furthermore, Ivan actually [http://mashable.com/2016/06/30/ghostbusters-ivan-reitman-reboot-backlash/ disliked the first trailer]{{archive|9IZuN}} (who didn't?), which alone might be a major crack showing in the veneer... if he wasn't forced to adhere to The Narrative somehow...
{{quote|I think we got off to a bad start ... It wasn't so much that the trailer was bad or terrible. In its minute and a half, it couldn't represent what the movie actually is.|Ivan Reitman, producer of Fembusters, SAYING what Sony wants to hear, but secretly doing the equivalent of blinking in Morse Code "T-O-R-T-U-R-E"}}

[[File:Fembusters-hatersStillWillWatch.png|251px|right|thumb|Speaking of Fantastic Four, remember when we were told that the Haters will still watch the movie? HAHA where have we heard THAT before??]]If the movie wasn't a gigantic shit-fest, full of racist stereotypes and shitty cliches, what is it really? Besides, there are plenty of trailers which did a good job of "representing what the movie ACTUALLY is" about... like, I dunno, the original Star Wars? You can't tell me there wasn't a single person in 1977 who saw [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP_1T4ilm8M the trailer] and felt that like the movie DIDN'T deliver on the promises that the trailer represented. Or the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLamj-b0I8 trailer for Alien]? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bim7RtKXv90 Jurassic Park]? Shit, everyone who saw the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-BVs-KCSiA trailer for Fantastic Four (2015)] knew it was going to be shit... and guess what, it WAS. But hey, we get it Ivan. You want to talk shit about the movie, but are contractually obligated not to.

In any case, you would think that maybe since Ivan was one of the members involved in Fembusters, Fembusters fans might listen to him anyways. Because, CLEARLY he still supports Fembusters (I mean, he SAID he does!), so he's on THEIR side, right?

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In fact, so many different articles are trying to spin what he said into something totally different, or otherwise try to still cram that "it's REALLY about sexism!" bullshit down our throats. Here's my favorite one, from [https://www.yahoo.com/movies/ivan-reitman-says-ghostbusters-backlash-is-more-203756173.html Will Lerner]{{archive|I3lCB}} of Yahoo! Movies:
{{quote|Nostalgia is surely a reason for the backlash, but that brushes aside the fact that audiences are used to reboots by now. Name a franchise, and it’s probably been rebooted or soon will be. The fact is that the principal feature of this reboot is its all-female stars.

Take a stroll through the comment section of any Ghostbusters-related video or story item, and you’ll see unabashed sexism. Commenters refer to the cast as “feminazis” or claim “Women aren’t funny.” They’ll hide behind comments claiming they’re just criticizing the film, and that their opinions have nothing to do with misogyny. Their protests would be more believable if they had seen the movie — but it hasn’t been released yet!|Will Lerner of Yahoo! Movies, who clearly did not read ANY of the comments in ANY Fembusters-related video, and therefore missed the parts where people say basically the opposite in DROVES.}}

As a side note, once again you have another [[Nu-male|white dude]] trying to stick up for womankind by pushing The Narrative. These guys are so much easier to spot now, huh?

==Big franchise hustlaz==
Fembusters is nothing more than a shitty nostalgia cashgrab. Like, to UNNECESSARY levels. But as Paul Feig tries to spin in [http://www.vox.com/2016/6/30/12027882/ghostbusters-reboot-all-female-backlash-sexism-sony this article] {{archive|Etu3D}}:
{{quote|Everything ever made in Hollywood since the beginning of time is a cash grab. That’s why the original "Ghostbusters" existed. It wasn’t an altruistic thing. Studios make movies to make money, and filmmakers try to make something that will entertain an audience while trying to make money for the studio.|Paul Feig, trying to justify two wrongs making a right.}}

The problem with his rationale is... there's a very obvious difference between "making money on a piece of art" and "making art for the money". Does Paul Feig believe that, just because Bill Watterson made a living off [[Calvin & Hobbes]], that Calvin & Hobbes was a "cash grab"? Hell no; the difference between Feig and Watterson is that Watterson didn't accept putting Calvin's face on a slew of merchandise, no matter how much Watterson could make from the deal. See, trying to make a living off your art is not why everyone is calling Fembusters a "cash grab". Rather, it's making something that NO ONE FUCKING WANTED in the first place, all while thinking that they WILL want it JUST because it has things the producers THINK would appeal to them (like nostalgia)... and THEN shitting on them when they say they STILL don't want it (by calling them assholes or 45-year old manchilds who still live with their mother's basement, etc). THAT is a "cash grab".

But anyways, Sony spent all that money making a movie no one wanted, so they gotta make that money back somehow. Here's some of those ways.

===Gotta make that money man===
At the aforementioned [[Fembusters/Promotion#Ghostbusters_fan_day_at_Sony_HQ|fan event]], Sony Pictures announced that they were creating a new company, "[http://variety.com/2015/film/news/sony-sets-up-ghostbusters-branded-production-banner-ghost-corps-1201449205/ Ghost Corps]" {{archive|gOnyT}}, which will be tasked with the responsibility for expanding and extending the life of the Ghostbusters franchise. Because it's bad enough that Sony is doing this unnecessary nostalgia cash-grab, they won't be satisfied until the Ghostbusters franchise has been squeezed dry of any value and potential until it's a mere husk of its former self. We can only imagine what bullshit they'll produce, let alone if they'll try to use Ghost Corps to salvage whatever they can out of the final Fembusters movie.

However, seeing as the trajectory of Fembusters is going straight into the trashcan, we might actually be spared the torture of Ghost Corp and Sony Pictures destroying this once viable franchise. We can only hope, and pray.

===Ghostbusters fashion===
So some rapper named Nas is planning on releasing a [http://pitchfork.com/news/64514-nas-announces-ghostbusters-fashion-line/ Ghostbusters-inspired fashion line] {{archive|ct6Tl}}. Because when I think of Ghostbusters, {{ytlink|mjV3kM1ZMIc|We think of some rap guy named Nas.}}

===Ghostbusters LEGO toys===
[[File:Fembusters-LEGO2.jpg|201px|right|thumb| C'mon ladies, let's drive away from shitty writing and rehashed plots!]]Actually, this is perhaps the ''only'' iteration of Fembusters that might actually be worthwhile, as these Fembusters LEGO sets do a pretty good job of completely detaching the characters in the movie from the shitty elements of the movie itself. It's not hard to feel like the LEGO version of the main characters were actually newly created characters FOR these LEGO sets themselves, completely unburdened by someone else's shitty imagination (and Sony's executive meddling). And that's because of the very nature of LEGO toys themselves: it's all about being given a blank slate and the freedom to invent new stories with what you've created, with the end result being limited only by your own imagination.

[[File:Fembusters-LEGO1.png|401px|center|thumb|Who are we? We're whatever you want us to be, honey!]]

In other words, some 6 year old girl playing with these LEGO toys will probably come up with a far better (and considerably more unique) Fembusters movie than Paul Feig and company getting paid millions of dollars to simply rip off the original Ghostbusters movie.

===Video Game===
Not content enough to drive the Ghostbusters franchise into the ground with a shitty movie, the powers that be also created a shitty Ghostbusters video game. {{ytlink|2WkUEuC2C5E|Take a look at the trailer}}

But hey, if the idea of being a Ghostbuster in the game isn't enough to get you to buy it... preordering a copy of it will net you a free {{ytlink|VNtgaTSWKNw|copy of the Fembusters movie}}!!... when it's released in digital formats 6 months later, that is.

Remember Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime ? The game is just like that, except worse. Because now it features Torchlight graphics. But whereas Torchlight could run on a toaster, this disaster only manages 30 fps (barely) on [[Xbox One]] and the [[Playstation|PS4]], where you on [[PC Master Race|PC]] need a fucking GTX660 to run this game.
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'''Watch out Crysis, there's a new sheriff in town'''</center>
Okay, so it looks bad and it runs bad. But is it bad? Yes. Even [[Kotaku]] who has praised Fembusters hated this crap.
{{quote|Ghostbusters is a deplorable, cynical bit of licensed drivel that wouldn't be worth the $50 asking price if the instruction manual were printed on a $50 bill. I now find myself compelled to join the questionable mob calling for the Ghostbusters reboot to be canceled, but only because I think everything bearing the name should be quarantined, stuffed into a rocket and fired into the sun so that I never again have to risk thinking about this game.|http://archive.is/6bEKS|Polygon's Justin McElroy}}
<center>[[File:Ghostbusters 2016 Video Game Polygon Review Score.jpg]]</center> 
And to boot, nobody is playing this coop game. The following screenshot was taking on the {{archive|ZK7BX|14th of July}}:
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<center><big>Truly a ghost town.</big></center>

===OST featuring Fall Out Boy and Missy Elliot===
Somehow managing to outdo themselves in making this stinky turd even worse, they actually decided to let {{ytlink|2AQ44nPrRTM|Fall Out Boy and Missy Elliot do a cover version}} of the classic Ray Parker Jr. And how is it going to sound? It would actually be worse than [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1WLwEQPfx8 the Hoobastank cover]. The first [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVbNgZYnS58 song from the soundtrack was released] and despite featuring a woman (Elle King), has not been downvoted, mostly because it is okay. Unlike the movie. 
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<big>Two worthless acts coming together. One being the [[Nickelback]] of music acts, the other not having released an album in {{Age|2005|7|4}} years </big>
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{{quote|Fall Out Boy decided its spookiness should sound like a deranged clown carnival. (In fact, I would more like to hear an Insane Clown Posse version of this.)|http://archive.is/P2lvc#selection-1375.134-1375.290|Even Jezebel hates it.}}

===NBA Finals Commercials===
Sony Pictures started to get the idea that Fembusters isn't doing too well, especially with potential male audiences. So Sony Pictures decided to kick off a short series of Ghostbusters-themed commercials starring {{ytlink|u17gNNgDJHE|NBA stars}} and {{ytlink|EX09TAJEHik|Spike Lee}}, which {{ytlink|JWnYJgFRqeY|were shown}} during the {{ytlink|G7lvZ7rEmjs|NBA Finals}}, in order to {{ytlink|yL2MKG8DDCA|generate interest}} in the movie from male fans. But wait, I thought all it took to get male fans interested in the film was to [[Fembusters/Jimmy Kimmel's Big Shillel|call them 45 year old manchildren]]??

What's funny is that these videos are being downvoted just the same---the Behind the Scenes video with Kobe Bryant has 322 Upvotes versus 483 Downvotes (a 60% downvote rating, compare with the [[Fembusters/Trailers|first trailer's]] 77% downvote rating). B-But... all these news articles keep telling us that men hate the movie because it stars women, and yet how could a video with a male Ghostbuster get downvotes just the same? It's almost as if the media is LYING to its readers to push some sort of agenda!

===Ghostbusters Action Figures===
[[File:Ghostbusters toy.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Keeping it classy.]]
[[File:Fembusters-toyClearance1.png|401px|center|thumb|[https://twitter.com/CthulhusGames/status/748694648642637826 source]]]

===Twitter Hashtag Logo===
In the lead up to the movie, Twitter decided to give the Ghostbusters [[hashtag]] a bit of extra flair by tacking on the Ghostbusters symbol next to it.

[[File:Fembusters-twitterHashtag.png|401px|center]]

Y'know, because GRRRLPOWER. No, seriously, it's like, the powers that be feel that they need to really drive home the point that THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING by doing this special thing that very few other hashtags in the history of Twitter have been afforded, because this is the PERFECT way to combat all the haters. YEAH GIRLPOWER

==Release==
[[File:Fembusters-feigGetsHis.jpg|401px|center|thumb|Paul Feig reveals his true desires: to be tied up and stomped up by "sexy" women]]

''Fembusters'' was released on July 15, 2016 in the US (the only region that matters). After months of speculation, people finally got to see how shitty it actually was. And boy howdy, it was shitty. Shit, even ''The Real Ghostbusters'' cartoon was better than it. In any case, you can see how shitty it was by reading the [[#Plot|Plot]] below, or torrenting a camrip on your favorite torrent server.

===Review Embargo===
Just because there is a review embargo placed on a film, it doesn't mean the movie will be bad. Some of the more recent films that had review embargoes placed on them by their studio include ''Pixels'', ''Superman v Batman: Dawn of Justice'', ''Warcraft'', and ''Fantastic Four'', and they ALL turned out to be '''GREAT''' movies!

Well Sony Pictures placed a review embargo on ''Fembusters'', which is one reason why the only articles about the movie have been about how sexist you are for disliking the movie. In fact, not only was there a {{ytlink|suma47LuAHI|review embargo}} placed on the film, but [http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/movie-tv/spinoff--sony-reportedly-extends-ghostbusters-review-embargo-to-day-of-release/64147683/ the embargo was EXTENDED]{{archive|Dbbde}} from the morning of Monday, July 11th, to later that evening, when the film is actually released in the UK.

[[File:Fembusters-embargoExtension.png|501px|center|[https://www.facebook.com/groups/midnightsedge/permalink/1259053387452582/?comment_id=1259055860785668&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D Source]{{archive|PHyo0}}]]

Of course, review embargoes aren't applied to anyone who has a GLOWING review of the movie, usually reviews which the studio paid for in order to get those review quotes used in their advertisements. For example:

[[File:Fembusters-glowingReview1.png|501px|center|thumb|[https://twitter.com/DanielRPK/status/750491444285145088 @DanielRPK]{{archive|h5REo}} won a free PS4 for his review!]]

[[File:Fembusters-freeTicket.jpg|151px|right|thumb|This coupon is worth $7.50 towards redeeming yourself from the sexist dudebro you once were, AND it'll [https://twitter.com/mundanematt/status/751546937535594496/ help increase our ticket sales]. It's win-win!]] But the fact that the number of reviews being released which break the embargo by being SUPER DUPER positive is basically zero... might spell a few things about the movie. But hey, don't let this suspicious situation stop you... you should be a good white male and purchase a ticket to the movie this Friday! Or better yet, why not just wait for a free ticket to come by in a box of your favorite cereal, pudding, or the Bluray packaging of the original Ghostbusters films?

[[File:Fembusters-freeTicket1.jpg|201px|center|thumb|Marketing 101: be sure to advertise your product on items that your target audience is interested in purchasing. In this case: lowfat yogurt has free tickets to see Ghostbusters, because clearly women enjoy yogurt.]]

See? Movies this good ''ALWAYS'' has people trying to give tickets away to see it.

===Final reviews of Fembusters===
[[File:Fembusters-overallScore.jpg|251px|center|thumb|Face it, this is the most fair description of the movie.]]

After the Review Embargo was lifted on Monday, July 11th, actual reviews started to pour in. You can watch [[#A_carefully_tailored_selection_of_review_videos|a carefully tailored selection of the review videos]] below, while some other reviews of particular note can be seen further down.
[[File:ArrowFeigMeme.jpg|151px|right|thumb|Oliver Queen's reaction after seeing this movie.]]
Basically the overall Reviews can be summed into three camps:
* Sony shills which gave the movie disproportionately high scores
* Anti-Sony warriors which deliberately gave the movie a poor score just to offset the high scores given by shills
* Even-headed reviewers that realized that this movie isn't ''BAD'', but is definitely a far cry from the original Ghostbusters.

As it turns out, the third camp is basically the consensus for the film. It's not as bad as people said it was, but it also isn't the SAVIOR OF FEMINISM that SJWs want it to be. It's about as good as [[#Ghostbusters_3|Pixels]], and just as memorable.

====A carefully tailored selection of review videos====
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<youtube>u-Pvk70Gx6c</youtube>The first proper review video ever, by Wreckless Eating |
<youtube>XmSX8AZMfrU</youtube>His other review |
<youtube>OEfmujvRcls</youtube>Review by some chick |
<youtube>CeCiTwuyWq0</youtube>Ghostbusters 2016 Review (I'm A Dude) |
<youtube>t84VGUzC35o</youtube>GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) REVIEW - A Terrible, Sexist Mess |
<youtube>nmWi_MOmWN4</youtube>Review by Harmful Opinions |
<youtube>dDG77i56QCo</youtube>Review by MVP MAGAZINE |
<youtube>yCDl70hik6M</youtube>Andre the Black Nerd's review
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Long story short, these reviews basically confirmed a number of things we all knew, but also a few other things which are new to this story:
* It's shitty... I mean, it's REALLY shitty. REALLLLLY FUCKING SHITTY
* Men are stupid [[File:Fembusters-scoobyDoo.jpg|251px|right|thumb|Are these from the Scooby Doo TV show or a multi-million dollar AAA film?]]
:* Paul Feig is officially a [[nu-male]], because the entire film is nothing but man/self-hating nonsense
:* All the male characters are rude, crude, and/or otherwise irredeemable
:* Feminism = hating on men (because pushing men down means women are elevated)
* There is ZERO chemistry between the actresses
* The effects are straight out of Scooby-Doo
:* Greenscreens are used to a ridiculous degree
:* The Times Square scene literally looks like they're play fighting in front of said greenscreen
* There's barely any "ghostbusting".
* Even though the original film was about GHOSTS and the supernatural, it still all seemed plausible, and the film still treated the material seriously; frankly, that was part of what made it so funny. But in Fembusters, EVERYONE was "in on the joke": they all acted like they KNEW they were in a stupid situation and never took it seriously.
* Finally, while we all knew that [[#Plot|the Ghostbusters logo]] was going to be the bad guy, we DIDN'T know was that, to defeat it, it gets shot in the dick.

Speaking of the Ghostbusters logo getting shot in the dick... think back to the so-called [[Fembusters/Fan Days|Ghostbusters fan event]] Sony held, where the official video of the event had a ton of fans say ridiculous shit like ''"the franchise is in good hands; they honored its legacy"'', etc. And yet the movie had scenes like that where women are shooting the literal icon of the Ghostbusters franchise in the crotch. So it kinda puts what was said into perspective, huh? Paul Feig TRULY DOES honor the legacy of Ghostbusters. By shooting it in the dick. That'll show those other Ghostbusters fans for their passionate response to the changes in Fembusters!

Of course this shit shouldn't surprise anyone, considering that the filmmakers straight up publicized the fact that they've included at least one scene where they dig at reviewers and fans and other people IRL:

[[File:Fembusters-sceneHaters.png|401px|center|thumb|{{archive|ydtZp}}]]

That's right: instead of taking the higher road and just make a movie that stands on its own merit, they just HAD to throw in some of the most childish response to anyone giving them shit... by showing how much they AREN'T bothered by people giving them shit. THAT'LL show them how much they're not letting their haters get under their skin... those poopy-smelling 45-year old man children don't bother us one bit!!!!!

====Sony Gives Themselves A Positive Review====
One of the first positive reviews that appeared on YouTube was this review, by {{ytlink|ZLNCwoOQFdo|Island Arcade}}.

OK hey, sure, a positive review of the movie was almost an inevitability. And hey, maybe this guy legitimately enjoyed the film. No accounting for taste, but they do at least have the right to have their own opinions.

But some [[Autism|eagle eyed]] viewers at [http://furiousfanboys.com/2016/07/sony-may-produced-positive-ghostbusters-review-youtube/ Furious Fanboys] {{archive|W1mwp}} noticed a few issues with the video. Like how this person never actually reviewed another movie before. Or that the account was created right around when Fembusters started production. Or how the account only has 350-ish subscribers, but somehow managed to gain access to an official Sony screening of the movie. And there are pictures of the reviewer with Paul Feig on his Twitter.

That's right: Sony actually produced a positive review of the movie themselves. Yes, they are THAT desperate. This wasn't the first time Sony Pictures did something like this: they invented a critic by the name of David Manning in order to give Sony's movies positive quotes to use in their advertisements. Sony ultimately was sued over this and lost (no surprise).

====Critics vs. Audience====
[[File:Ghostbusters Critics vs Audience.png|301px|center|thumb|A basic summary of how things are going to be scored. (Click to read)]]

Meanwhile, until actual box office returns are made available for Fembusters, both sides will continue to try to paint Fembusters to be whatever they want it to be. Sony shills and SJWs will try to make Fembusters sound like it's better than the original Ghostbusters, while haters of the film will try to make it sound like it's the worst 1980's related movie since the ''Jem and the Holograms''.

Well, whatever the haters think, it doesn't change the fact that most of the high scoring reviews of Fembusters actually DO come from reviewers with a clear bias towards the movie, Sony, or against those who dislike the film. [[:File:Fembusters-shillingReviews.jpg|This reddit post]], which has since been deleted, started off with ''"Tldr all positive reviews are SJW feminist shills."'' and follows up with the story behind the reviews. Basically, anyone who previously defended the movie from "misogynist haters" or "otherwise [turned] it into a political issue" would NEVER give it a negative review in the slightest. For example:

* [http://time.com/4399395/review-the-new-ghostbusters/ Stephanie Zacharek (TIME)] {{archive|ugEXd}} wrote the article [http://time.com/4358061/ghostbusters-paul-feig/ Why Ghostbusters Is the Must-See Movie of the Summer Season] {{archive|VtCm2}}, and in it wrote:
::''"The misogynist outrage over the Ghostbusters remake has made it essential viewing"''

Long story short, pretty much all positive reviewers are from people who are biased from the beginning to give the film a high score, because their "official score"---which is based on their own opinion---proves that the haters were wrong. Obviously!

====How The IMDB Median Went From 2 to 7 In A Few Days====
On the {{archive|vYrJV|11th of July}}, the IMDB score for Ghostbusters was an average of {{archive|54YP9|4 and a median of 1}}, lulz. And for a good long while it stayed at a score around 4, around 5 higher than this shit deserves. But out the blue, and totally coincidental this movie went from a 2 to a 7. Nothing going on here.
{{Photoframe||background-color: #FFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Ghostbusters IMDB Score July 11.jpg|499px|thumb|center]]{{squote|'''A nice 4.'''}}
|[[File:Ghostbusters IMDB Score July 14.jpg|500px|thumb|center]]{{squote|'''Still a 4.'''}}
|[[File:Ghostbusters IMDB Score July 17.jpg|500px|thumb|center]]{{squote|'''Suddenly the median went from 2 to 6.'''}}
|[[File:Ghostbusters IMDB Score July 19.jpg|500px|thumb|center]]{{squote|'''Still climbing. Totally legit.'''}}
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===Empty theaters and weekend returns===
[[File:Fembusters-emptySeatsTwitter.jpg|right|thumb|A quick search on twitter of "#Ghostbusters empty" reveals a ton of tweets about this.]]OK so, maybe haters of Fembusters ARE nothing more than a bunch of 45-year old misogynist dudebros who still live at home. At least they won't be clogging up the theater and ruining your Fembusters experience when you finally get to watch it, right? Well, as it turns out, not only has there been no 45-year old misogynist dudebros clogging theaters, there also has been no ANYONES clogging theaters. Like, literally NO ONE has been lining up to watch Fembusters.
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Yep, that's right. For all the hard work SJWs and Feminists put into defending Ghostbusters from the legions of haters and dudebros, they ended up showed their support for the movie by.... staying home and not watching it at all. This is what artists, companies, etc, don't seem to understand, but it's been proven time and time again: there is NO reward in catering to SJWs and Feminists, because they have no concept of "voting with their wallet". They will NEVER reward you for doing the right thing, because---among other things---as far as they're concerned, that's what you're SUPPOSED to do in the first place, and so why reward someone for doing just that?

[[File:Fembusters-openSeating.png|401px|center|thumb|Showing how consistently empty showings of Fembusters have been across different times and locations. FYI, red dots denote seats which have been reserved, while grey dots represent open and available seating.]]

Anyways, because of ''all the tickets'' that SJWs and Feminists have bought, Fembusters made a [http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=daily&id=ghostbusters2016.htm mere $17.2 million on its first day], and is currently on track to make $45 million by the end of the weekend. This will NOT put it in first for the weekend, with ''The Secret Lives of Pets'' making more, despite it being in its second weekend. By the next weekend, Fembusters will likely fall further down the list, as movies like ''Star Trek Beyond'' (a movie made by a company that actually APPRECIATES their fans) and ''Ice Age: Collision Course'' (a movie with far more kid appeal than Fembusters' dick smashing jokes) will steal its spotlight. In fact, despite only costing $144 million to make, Paul Feig said that the movie would need to [http://www.vulture.com/2016/07/paul-feig-ghostbusters-reboot-c-v-r.html make $500 million]{{archive|mrjsd}} to be worth anything, let alone justify all their other plans, such as a sequel, a MCU-style multiverse film series, toys and merchandising deals, etc. At this rate, their $500 million goal will NEVER happen.

To put it in perspective, ''Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice'' made [http://www.boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/?sortdate=2016-03-25&track=superman2015.htm $81.5 million] on its first day, a total of $166 million over its first weekend, and a total of $330 million domestically... and it was STILL considered a failure. True, ''BvS'' cost $250 million, but it's still made more pound-for-pound than Fembusters has and probably ever will.

Now none of this should surprise anyone behind Fembusters: they created this outcome by shitting on their fans. They treated the movie as a zero-sum game---in order for women to win, men MUST lose---and they are merely reaping their rewards. But hey, at least they still have their honor and made the movie on THEIR terms without giving into the demands of the haters. GRRL POWER!!

===Final Theater Numbers===
Now that the movie has been out for almost a month now and almost weekeneds worth of numbers have been released for it, what is the final verdict for how well Fembusters did? Easy: [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ghostbusters-director-calls-movie-a-success_us_57a22ff1e4b0104052a0c0a5 IT'S A ROARING SUCCESS!!!!] {{archive|2sgW3}} ... Yep, the movie has had THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS of supportive people on social media send messages to Paul Feig about how much they liked it, little girls are dressing up as Ghostbusters (because it was PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE for a little girl to dress up in a Ghostbusters costume before Fembusters), and it has a good rating on Rotten Tomatoes... and that's all that matters, right? But all that aside, the ''most'' important way to gauge Fembusters' success is:

[[File:Fembusters-notAFlop.jpg|center|501px|thumb|Financial genius and [[Nu-male]] [http://www.houstonpress.com/arts/ghostbusters-remake-now-officially-not-a-flop-8622080 Jef Rouner of the Houston Press] {{archive|3GwCe}} thinks Fembusters is NOT a flop just because it made its ''budget'' back. Oh, my sweet summer child...]]

That's right! It took nearly three weeks to do it, but Fembusters FINALLY made back its entire budget, and so this movie is NOT a flop according to this definition! The haters have been BTFO!!

...I mean, this IS how movie finances work, right? Like, $144 million is the ONLY money Sony put into Fembusters from start to finish, right? It's not like Sony spent nearly the same amount of money on advertising Fembusters, like paying licensees to add Ghostbusters-related material into their products, or that movie theaters don't get a sizable cut of their ticket sales to, y'know, keep the theater in business, or that movie are supposed to make an actual profit, or international ticket sales are even more complex... naw, none of that is involved here. Sony made ALL of their money back on Fembusters, plus just a bit of profit to sweeten the deal... and that just means WOMEN WON and MEN LOST!!! EAT SHIT MEN!!! In fact, let's see what Paul Feig himself has to say about all the money Fembusters made (or needs to make) for his efforts to be worth while:

[[File:Fembusters-500million.png|center|501px|thumb| [http://www.vulture.com/2016/07/paul-feig-ghostbusters-reboot-c-v-r.html Well... $500 million isn't THAT hard to get], if it made $150 million in three weeks, then we just need to wait 9 more weeks and it'll make $500 million. Simple as that! {{archive|mrjsd}}]]

...uh... no, he's wrong. The movie is a success because I said so. Paul Feig doesn't know what he's talking about by saying that the movie would need to make at least $500 million for it to be at least SOMEWHAT worthwhile. This movie has been successful, and that's that!

But seriously though, with things going the way they're going now, they're not gonna make anywhere close to Feig's dream of $500 million. Let's look at the numbers:

First off, most films make about 45% of their total revenue within the first week of release, about 90% within the four weeks, and about 95% within six. Fembusters, as of August 6th, 2016, is nearing the end of Week 4 with $163 million. It had over 50% drops on Week 2 and 3, and lost [[OVER 9000|over 900]] theaters by Week 3, which is A LOT. Shit, it lost 6% of its theaters in Week TWO, which is something you don't see very often. Finally, its domestic/foreign split is about 70/30, which is usually something you see only with real stinkers. At the rate it's going, it'll probably reach around $180 million by the time it's finally pulled from all theaters. Of course, this is also not taking into account other money Sony dumped into Fembusters; advertising the money is NOT counted in its production budget, and tends to be about the same amount, if not more; some people have estimated as much as $200 million has been spent advertising Fembusters. There's also the fact that movie theaters themselves take around 25% of the ticket sales... which still isn't enough to keep the theaters in business, which is why popcorn and soda is so fucking expensive.

$180 million made from a $144 million budget. That's a $36 million, or 25%, profit. And Sony doesn't even get to pocket all of that to begin with. But hey, that guy up above to thinks a movie isn't a flop as long as it made its budget back might have point! In that case, let's look at a list of other ''successful'' movies which has made at least made their budget back:
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{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Name
! Year
! Budget
! Return
! $Dif       
! Dif%       
|- style="background:#FFF"
| Fantastic Four
| 2005
| $100m
| $330.6m
| $230.6m
| 230.6%
|- style="background:#c0c0c0"
| Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer    
| 2007
| $130m
| $289m
| $159m
| 122.3%
|- style="background:#FFF"
| Green Lantern
| 2011
| $200m
| $220m
| $20m
| 10%
|- style="background:#c0c0c0"
| The Amazing Spider-Man
| 2012
| $230m
| $757.9m
| $527.9m
| 229.52%
|- style="background:#FFF"
| Man of Steel
| 2013
| $225m
| $668m
| $443m
| 196.89%
|- style="background:#c0c0c0"
| The Amazing Spider-Man 2
| 2014
| $246.5m
| $709m
| $462.5m
| 187.63%
|- style="background:#FFF"
| Fantastic Four (FANT4STIC)
| 2015
| $120m
| $168m
| $48m
| 40%
|- style="background:#c0c0c0"
| Pixels
| 2015
| $129m
| $244.9m
| $115.9m
| 89.84%
|- style="background:#FFF"
| Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
| 2016
| $250m
| $872.7m
| $622.7m
| 249.08%
|- style="background:#c0c0c0"
| Ghostbusters
| 2016
| $144m
| $180m
| $36m
| 25%
|}
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YEEAAHHHHH!!! Take a look at all these successful movies!! NONE of them were flops, because they ALL made their budgets back! They all ended up becoming major multi-billion dollar franchises for their studios.... right?

Well, Sony is going to try to spin this to their advantage. That Houston Press article above certainly tried to; it tried to equate the ORIGINAL Ghostbusters' success to Fembusters' apparently rosy future:

[[File:Fembusters-optimism.png|center|301px]]

Yep, this is EXACTLY why the success of the Marvel Cinematic Universe has encouraged Sony to make ''The Amazing Spider-Man 3'', especially after the "rising tide" lifted the success of ''The Amazing Spider-Man 2''. Or Nintendo's success has lifted the success off ''Pixels'' so much that ''Pixels 2'' is sure to be an rousing success AND the start of a multi-billion dollar "Pixels" franchise. Ghostbusters is TOTALLY going to make Sony mad cash because all the success that.... two films made some 30 years ago has brought them.

Face it Fembusters Supporters, Fembusters isn't the SMASHING THE PATRIARCHY success you want it to be. It's also not the "WORST MOVIE EVER OF 20XX!". It's just a less-than-mediocre film which was meant to be easily consumed and forgotten like a bad meal. You guys shit all over Capitalism, but you don't realize how much of a shill you are for Sony; they only created that "MUH FEMINISM" angle just to trick people into watching an otherwise shitty film, and you got baited by them very easily, hook-line-and-sinker.

Speaking of Sony manipulating the situation to generate interest...

==So you've finally accepted that you're a sexist, misogynistic shitbag pissbaby dudebro man-child==
[[File:Fembusters-patriarchy.png|501px|thumb|center|Pack it up, men. This lesbian licking a phallic shaped weapon means we finally lost, once and for all.]]
As it has been mentioned, if you don't like this movie, you're sexist, you hate women, and all that wonderful stuff. Because as it turns out, Fembusters is ''finally'' a movie that has females in the lead roles, and all the negativity against the movie is because pissbaby dudebro man-children are finally feeling what it's like to have a movie NOT cater to male fans by having a male lead. Y'know, because there has [[Kill Bill|NEVER]] [[Alien|EVER]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Swan_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Million_Dollar_Baby EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Am%C3%A9lie EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gone_with_the_Wind_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulp_Fiction EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misery_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulholland_Drive_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Ever_Happened_to_Baby_Jane%3F_%281962_film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_%282003_film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gone_Girl_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_%28franchise%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_%28film%29 EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_Dark_Thirty EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sucker_Punch_(2011_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underworld_(film_series) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil_(film_series) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Nightmare_on_Elm_Street EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween_(1978_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_the_13th_(1980_film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie%27s_Angels_(film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie%27s_Angels:_Full_Throttle EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Croft:_Tomb_Raider EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_Benjamin_(1980_film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Know_What_You_Did_Last_Summer EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scream_(franchise) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_(1976_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exorcist_(film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikita_(film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(2014_film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary's_Baby_(film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_the_Shell_(1995_film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Out_(2015_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Texas_Chain_Saw_Massacre EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie%27s_Choice_(film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_Without_My_Daughter_(film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_(2010_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Messenger:_The_Story_of_Joan_of_Arc EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pelican_Brief_(film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicario_(2015_film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quick_and_the_Dead_(1995_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_Girl_(film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_River_Wild EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Heights_(film) EVER]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lights_Out_(2016_film) EVER] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erin_Brockovich_(film) EVER] been a movie with female leads that men can still enjoy none the less.

===Your comments are [[problematic]]===
Actually, as it so happens, this is actually the narrative that Sony Pictures and Paul Feig & Co. are ''intentionally'' trying to cultivate. Sony clearly ''knows'' Fembusters is utter shit, which is probably why they set up that "[[#Ghostbusters fan day at Sony HQ|fan-appreciation (read: propaganda) event]]" in the first place: to try to manipulate the opinions of Ghostbusters fans that ALL IS WELL. Too bad the shitty trailer has only convinced more Ghostbusters fans that the movie is fucked. So in order to gain sympathy from the only people Sony Pictures and Friends have left who ''might'' spend money on their shitty movie---namely [[Feminazi|Feminists]], [[tumblr|tumblrinas]], and other [[SJW|SJWs]]---they're doing whatever they can to really drive the point home that the only people who hate it are racists and sexists and other bad people.

Therefore, Sony has undertaken a massive social media engineering campaign in order to maintain the narrative that the only people who speak negatively of the film are blatant sexists, racists, or other negative-ists... thus implying that anyone who has anything negative to say about the movie is a morally corrupt person. One way of maintaining this narrative is by carefully deleting a shitton of comments on YouTube, leaving only the truly terrible comments which Sony hopes "speaks for themselves". So, if you happen to be:
* a female who thinks this movie is shit (bonus points if you're homosexual, TRANSEXUAL, or anyone else further down the Oppression Hierarchy and you ''still'' think the movie is shit)
* a Liberal male who openly loves female leads but simply didn't like the trailer
* a non-white person who thinks that they didn't go far enough in being progressive
* basically anyone who isn't otherwise [[NeoGAF|sucking Sony's dick]] by playing along with their charade ''(free PS4s for anyone who Upvotes the Trailer video and leaves a positive review!)''
...then you're going against the narrative that Sony and Company is trying to maintain, and you can thus guarantee that your comments will be eventually deleted. Enjoy it while it lasts! In any case, you shouldn't be posting those kinds of comments to begin with... why would you WANT to side with the racist sexist [[shitlords]]??
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The problem with this plan is that it's just too damned obvious. Just take a look at what other people have written about this plan:

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|[[File:Fembusters-SonyPlan3.jpg|601px|center]]|YouTuber 1701EarlGrey
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This video further explains the plan and the rationale behind it in greater detail.

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As you can see, by doing this, Sony Pictures and Friends have an out; no matter how poorly the movie does, everyone involved in the movie will simply blame its failure on the Patriarchy holding them back. You see, by carefully deleting the comments that either goes against their narrative or tries to expose it, the remaining negative comments are all the misogynistic and racist ones (which there is no guarantee that social media engineers on Sony's payroll themselves didn't write those comments themselves), and so it becomes extremely easy to blame the Patriarchy for all their woes. I mean, don't you see how 100% of the negative comments on the trailer is misogynistic and racist?? Anyways, just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch it play out in this way.

Oh, and something else to consider: Youtube now has an automated system wherein, shorty after being posted, many comments are automatically flagged as spam and hidden and it is up to the owner of the video to choose whether they would like to unhide them. This means that for the critical comments to vanish and the offensive ones to remain (they way they seemingly are), someone at Sony would have to manually go over their spam inbox and hand pick all racist and misogynistic comments to have them be made visible again, while knowingly ignoring intelligent posts that the automatic system mistakenly marked as spam (or perhaps even going a step further to manually delete ones it didn't).

===You Lose with S-J-double-yoose===
But it's not like there's a million different reason why this movie sucks. Naw, it's totally because of all the pissbaby shitlord trolls who are afraid of strong women characters, and not because:
* this movie is obviously nothing more than an unnecessary nostalgia cash grab
* the lack of originality in writing (almost literally the same movie as the 1984 original, down to the same main characters)
* for all the talk about [[Lies|how progressive this movie is]], the main cast is still three white people saving the world AGAIN, along with their useless stereotypically sassy forced comic relief black friend
* the apparent hypocrisy of Feminists hating the "dumb female secretary" character type, only to love the "dumb male secretary" character type, as depicted by Chris Hemsworth in this film
* the very idea that Sony was going to [http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/12/shocking-new-reveals-from-sony-hack-j-law-pitt-clooney-and-comparing-fincher-to-hitler.html sue Bill Murray] {{archive|oeZ9u#selection-841.0-867.513}} if he didn't appear in a cameo ([[#APPEAR_OR_YOU.27LL_GET_SUED|click for more info]])
Yeah, none of those reasons plays a part in why people almost universally loathe this movie. Instead, it's TOTALLY because the Patriarchy hates women.

[[File:Fembusters-girlpower.png|401px|thumb|center|If you hate this movie, then that means you wish that ALL these women were beaten up and raped. Why would you want women to be raped, Shitlord?]]

Of course we all know that the stupid part in all this is that, it's a lost cause trying to appeal to Feminists, SJWs and their ilk to begin with. SJWs don't realize how much money influences things, so "speaking with their wallet" (that is, showing their support through the spending of their own money) is an utterly foreign concept to these people, unless they're supporting lazy idiots on [[Patreon]]. To make matters worse, these kind of people are never happy, always finding fault with every attempt to appeal to them. Like, you would think that a movie with 100% of the lead cast being women, the male supporting character is a dim-witted meathead, AND three other ways the Ghostbusters movie ''smashes'' the "Patriarchy", this would be something that EVERY feminist and their friends would love unconditionally, right? Nope.

[[File:Fembusters-patty.png|401px|thumb|center|See how racist this is? Even the original Ghostbusters movie had FOUR scientists!]]

You see? Patty---the ONLY non-white Ghostbuster---is depicted as nothing more than a stereotypical ghetto black woman, and not a scientist, and that's "[[problematic]]" to many people. And right there underlines the common thread in ANY attempt to appeal to Feminists, SJWs, and their ilk: even when 99% is exactly what they want, the 1% that is wrong is enough to encourage these people to criticize your efforts, maybe even boycott it outright. They will ALWAYS find something that they find "problematic" and not spend a single penny on that something as a way to signal their discontent.

[[File:Fembusters-unhappy.png|401px|thumb|center]]

So instead of making a movie that wins over actual long time fans, creates new fans, AND generates more interest (and further sales) of the original Ghostbusters movies and TV series, Sony Pictures, Paul Feig and Friends are left with a movie that hardly a single Ghostbuster fan NOR a triggered SJW will spend a red cent on. By trying to appeal to SJWs, you fail by default, and no one wins in the end.

[[File:SonyNotoGay.png|400px|thumb|center|]]
As it turns out, Sony didn't like the idea of making Kate McKinnon's character [http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/ghostbusters-paul-feig-confirms-kate-mckinnon-character-jillian-holtzmann-is-gay-but-studio-stopped-a7136051.html a lesbian.] Because having a lesbo in a DESTROY-THE-PATRIARCHY movie is just too much.

==Plot==
{{Spoiler|You're about to read about Spoilers on Encyclopedia Dramatica}}
The first joke of the movie is a queef. No, we are not making that up. And of course, {{archive|LElZS|media hacks are praising this like it was fucking Citizen Kane of comedies.}}
Erin Gilbert (Kristen Wiig), a physics teacher at Empire State University, has her opportunity to receive tenure jeopardized when her old friend, amateur paranormal researcher Abby Yates (Melissa McCarthy), publishes a book they wrote together several years young, positing the existence of ghosts. Erin visits Abby and her new partner, nuclear researcher Jillian Holtzman (Kate McKinnon), to ask Abby to remove her name from the book, and is persuaded by Abby and Jillian to accompany them to the Aldridge Hotel to investigate claims of paranormal activity. Arriving there, the trio encounters the ghost of Madame Aldridge, the hotel's late owner, who [[unfunny|vomits ectoplasm]] on Erin. Abby records the encounter, with a Sony cam, gotta get that product placement in there, including a terrified Erin claiming that ghosts are real, and uploads it to YouTube and [[lame|reddit]], leading to Erin being fired. Abby then persuades Erin to join her and Jillian in opening a ghost-chasing business they call "Ghostbusters".

[[File:Fembuster-lazyGhostDesign.png|201px|thumb|right|THIS is the end ghost? REAL creative, Feig.]][[File:Fembusters-walkingLogo.png|201px|thumb|right|AND real original too.]]Meanwhile, subway worker Patty Tolan (Leslie Jones) runs into Rowan (Neil Casey), a nerd who got bullied hard, like the fans of the original Ghostbusters, who has created a machine that amplifies paranormal activity, intending to open a breach between the world of the living and the world of the dead and release an army of ghosts to destroy the human race. After an encounter with a ghost that Rowan releases on the subway system, Patty seeks the Ghostbusters and volunteers to become a member and lend her street-smarts to the team. They also hire a [[unfunny|dim-witted receptionist]], Kevin (Chris Hemsworth), and set up a base of operations in a Chinese restaurant and two vehicles, Ecto-1, a hearse lent to them by Patty's uncle; and Ecto-2, an old motorcycle.

Despite the government's attempts to discredit them, the Ghostbusters become increasingly popular as they capture more ghosts unleashed by Rowan, and ultimately confront Rowan himself, who chooses to commit suicide rather than let himself be captured. With his death, paranormal activity in NYC subsides, adding credence to the government's claims about the Ghostbusters. Going through Rowan's belongings, Erin and Abby learn Rowan attended the same school as them and his obsession with ghosts was born out of their own fascination with the subject.

Rowan returns as a ghost and swears revenge on the Ghostbusters, possessing Abby and attempting to kill Jillian. After [[Chimpout|Patty beats him]] out of Abby's body, Rowan possesses Kevin, steals the Ecto-2 and heads to Times Square, where he activates a second machine he had secretly built, opening a portal between the two worlds and raising an army of ghosts that begin wreaking havoc in New York City, while also powering up Rowan's ectoplasmic form. To display his dominance over them, Kevin/Rowan leads the ghosts in <s>a performance of "You Should Be Dancing" by the Bee Gees</s>. This was cut out in the final cut.

[[File:Fembusters-clicheEnding.png|201px|right|thumb]]The Ghostbusters intervene despite the government's attempts to stop them, venturing into the evacuated area in the Ecto-1, and Erin manages to exorcise Rowan out of Kevin's body. Rowan demands that the Ghostbusters choose a form for him, and Patty absent-mindely thinks of a spraypainted ghost she saw on the subway line. [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|Rowan becomes a towering version of the graffiti ghost]] and begins rampaging.

Did we mention that government actually believes the Fembusters, but are <s>cock</s>vagblocking them every step of the way for no other reason than the plot says so?

The Ghostbusters fail to defeat him by crossing their streams, and instead Erin and Abby venture into the portal, with ropes tied around their waists, and trick Rowan into directing his forces into the portal. Jillian and Patty then close it, but manage to pull Erin and Abby out, while Rowan and his army become trapped in the world of the dead and Rowan's machine is destroyed.

[[File:Fembusters Crotch Shot.gif|600px|center|thumb|[[South Park|You don't shoot a guy in the dick, Butters.]]]]

The government once again discredits the Ghostbusters and they don't receive any recognition for saving the city, but manage to use their savings to buy a new base of operations in an old firehouse. Erin and Kevin develop a relationship, and while analyzing tape recordings during the battle against Rowan, during which paranormal activity was at its peak, Patty finds several cryptic warning about the arrival of Zuul.

During the credits, the remainder of the Times Square dance scene, which the studio made Feig cut for time, is played out in full. Feig, being butthurt that his precious dance number had to get cut up, [[No|finally got the last laugh]].

===Characters===
*Erin Gilbert ''(Kristen Wiig)'' - A wooden cutout with a frowny face drawn on it, splattered with [[cum|mysterious goo]].
*Abby Yates ''([[fat|Melissa McCarthy]])'' - Playing every other role she has played previously. Only worser. Probably dethroned Jar-Jar Binks as most annoying movie character ever.
*Jillian Holtzman ''(Kate McKinnon)'' - Coke-addled lesbian. Oh wait, her character? Unfunny wannabe mad-scientist that constantly makes gross-out jokes like a [[13 year old boy|middle school kid]] who's just learned about human reproduction system because [[Lies|progressivism]].
*Patty Tolan ''(Leslie Jones)'' - A nigger who nigs. Despite this character flaw of being a nigger, is perhaps the most likeable person in this schlock.
*Kevin ''(Chris Hemsworth)'' - A radical femnazi's wet dream. A beefcake with no IQ points. He's also a brainless piece of eye candy written by sexists. Even worse, the film admits to this on screen.
*Rowan ''(Neil Casey)'' - A white male who is an asocial, literal-basement dwelling psychopath. Apparently the only kind of person that a white male can be, according to the filmmakers.

===Jokes===
*Dickshots
*Queefjokes
*Other bodily functions
*The weapon is TOO STRONK! Oh noes! (Done at least ''four times''.)
*Pointing out how dumb/useless the male characters are.
*Ripping off or "referencing" scenes from better movies
::*Ripping off the "The power of X compels you" from The Exorcist
::*Abby saying "Say hello to my little friend"
::*Slimer randomly appears in a food cart but has no backstory or anything onscreen so he's unfunny.

That's the jokes. Nothing but lowest common denominator. Even Adam Sandler & Michael Bay would be ashamed of this.

===Cameos===
In order to grab as much Jew gold as possible, the shills at Sony will need to drag as many idiots to the theaters to watch this shitshow on the silver screen for $10 a pop, instead of using it as background to [[Netflix and chill]] at home. This means offering the following rich people (except for the wise Rick Moranis and the dead Harold Ramis [[hookers and blow|unknown enticements]] to cameo, which apparently will cause [[nostalgia|nostalgic]] people to cough up ten dollars instead of staying home in droves:

*Bill Murray as a skeptic who questions the Ghostbusters on the news, and is killed by one of Rowan's ghosts.
*Dan Aykroyd as a taxi driver who refuses to obey the evacuation order during Rowan's attack, claiming "[[unfunny|I ain't afraid of no ghosts!]]"
*Ernie Hudson as Patty's uncle who lends the Ghostbusters the Ecto-1.
*Annie Potts as a receptionist at the hotel Rowan works, who answers calls by saying "whadoyawant".
*Sigourney Weaver as Jillian's disapproving mentor who comes to respect her career choice in the end.
*Harold Ramis will appear as an actual ghost.
*Slimer appears together with his new wife. Ms. Slimer.
*Rick Moranis was wise enough to back the fuck off this abortion, [http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/rick-moranis-reveals-why-he-829779 stating] {{archive|gr0GL}} "But it just makes no sense to me. Why would I do just one day of shooting on something I did 30 years ago?" For a tiny man in glasses he has some serious balls because Sony was willing to play dirty if the better film's stars did not do a cameo.

====APPEAR OR YOU'LL GET SUED====
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that the actual Ghostbusters had to appear in the movie, if they did not want to get their asses sued. An [https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/104704 e-mail got leaked by wikileaks], that clearly describes how they should appear in the movie, or else.

<center>'''RE: Ghostbusters/Murray - Litigation Counsel [CONFIDENTIAL]'''
''I think you are fine to stay out. Am sure len has it on his list for us to discuss at his 1-1 tomorrow''</center>

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From: Steinberg, David
Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2013 3:06 PM
To: Venger, Leonard; Weil, Leah
Cc: Yankelevits, Daniel
Subject: Ghostbusters/Murray - Litigation Counsel [CONFIDENTIAL]

In order to more fully evaluate our position if Bill Murray again declines to engage on “Ghostbusters”, AG requested that we identify “aggressive” litigation counsel with whom we can consult to evaluate our alternatives and strategize. [Harkening back to his prior employer, of course, raised the name of David Boies.]

Personally, while I’m fine with aggressive, I think we are in much worse shape if this goes public so seems to me we should look for someone who isn’t seeking the spotlight.

Can we discuss at some point soon to provide a suggestion or two?

Thanks.
</pre>|David Steinberg, throwing out the idea that they can use Bill Murray if he refuses to appear in the movie
|<pre>
From: Venger, Leonard
Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2013 3:18 PM
To: Steinberg, David; Weil, Leah
Cc: Yankelevits, Daniel
Subject: RE: Ghostbusters/Murray - Litigation Counsel [CONFIDENTIAL]

I have some names in mind but will wait until we speak with Leah.
</pre>
|Leonard Venger, cool with the idea so long their Masters approve as well
|<pre>
From: Steinberg, David
Sent: Thursday, October 31, 2013 5:29 PM
To: Venger, Leonard; Weil, Leah
Cc: Yankelevits, Daniel
Subject: RE: Ghostbusters/Murray - Litigation Counsel [CONFIDENTIAL]

FYI, apparently AG has some ideas (Harrison, of course). I’m trying to stay out of the middle of this one but let me know if there’s anything you need me to do.
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|David Steinberg, hoping he doesn't get caught suggesting such a spineless plan
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==Leslie Jones' Post-Film Funnies==
{{main|Fembusters/Leslie Jones' Twitter Meltdown}}
{{main|Fembusters/Leslie Jones Getting Hacked}}
Within months of the film's actual release, the fun-rollercoaster was still doing loop-de-loops, even though everyone knew the end was near. In fact the one person who had the most fun during the fallout was Leslie Jones, who just couldn't keep her mouth (or legs) closed. Check out those articles for more info.

==Now that the dust has settled, how well has Fembusters been remembered?==

[[File:Fembusters - DVD sales.jpg|thumb|center|401px|After all that hard work and shilling, Fembusters can't even outsell "50 Shades of Grey" for even $10 barely 2 years after release.]]

Don't worry, we'll get the woman hating toxic dude-bro manbabies AND their money [[Star Wars The Last Jedi|next time]]... [[No|right?]]

==And now for something completely different: Ghostbusters (2020)==
{{main|Ghostbusters (2020)}}
Just when you thought Fembusters had finally disappeared from the headlines, talk about it returns upon the revelation that ''another'' [[Ghostbusters (2020)|Ghostbusters movie]] is officially in production. Only this time this movie will actually be a proper sequel to ''[[Ghostbusters|Ghostbusters 2]]'', and not some bullshit reboot like Fembusters was.

And so how did the pro-Fembusters media circuit take to this news?

<center>[[File:Gb2020-initialHate1s.png|301px]][[File:Gb2020-initialHate5s.png|301px]]</center>

LOL. Turns out they think it's a bad idea! In fact they feel terrible that they are being left out, and that this new movie SHOULD include the Fembusters!

Sorry Fembusters fans, but to coin a phrase: this movie isn't for YOU. Sure we'll probably have a woman or two in the cast like in the Ghostbusters Extreme cartoon and they'll be more attractive than the Fembusters cast, but this is OUR movie and it belongs to the REAL fans. Besides, you still have your original Fembusters DVDs, Blu-Rays and related merchandise... just go enjoy ''those''! Fembusters is still a [[Shit|good]] movie, and this new movie won't take that away from you! So let us fans enjoy OUR movie now.

{{quote|[[Not really|I have so much respect for what Paul [Feig] created with those brilliant actresses, and would love to see more stories from them.]] However, this new movie will follow the trajectory of the original film.|Translation of Jason Reitman on Paul Feig: "You tried."}}

==Galleries==
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File:Fembusters-japan.png|An actual female Ghostbuster
File:Fembuster-youngFrankenstein.jpg|Still can't stop copying other ideas, can you, Feig?
File:Fembusters-ScoleriSisters.jpg|OH MY GOD It's the Scoleri Sisters!
File:Fembusters-tumblr.jpg|She sure showed us!
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File:Fembusters-comic.png|Even SJWs think Fembusters is bullshit
File:Fembusters-tampon.png
File:Fembusters-trailerReview.jpg|A very adult review of the criticism levied against the trailer
File:Fembusters-hashtags.jpg|Twitter #hashtags about the trailer
File:Ghostbusters_Doom.png
File:Fembusters-rule63a.jpg|Ghostbusters rule 63 proves fans always do it better than Hollywood
File:Fembusters-rule63b.jpg|Where's the black Ghostbuster? Racist
File:Fembusters-rule63c.jpg|Oh wait. There she is.
File:Fembusters-filmation.jpg
File:Fembusters-thanksJews.jpg|Thanks Jews
File:Fembusters-Tapzilla.jpg|Female YouTuber changes her mind on the trailer after reality sinks in
File:Fembusters-peanuts.jpg
File:Fembusters-actionFigures.jpg|Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the REAL money from the movie is made!
File:Fembusters-toyClearance2.jpg | Toys on clearance... so much for merchandising making money, huh?
File:Fembusters-GozerRule34.jpg
File:Fembusters-rule34disgusting.jpg
File:Kristen Wiig pulling a Lynndie.gif|Wiig's character, [[Pulling a Lynndie|not glorifying the Abu Ghraib abuses at all]].
File:paulfeigcriticismresponse.jpg|Paul Feig responds to criticism, calls [[fans|geek culture]] assholes.
File:Fembusters-captionbot.png|Microsoft's CaptionBot knows what's up
File:Fembusters-itsOgre.png | It's Ogre
File:GhostBusty.jpg|GOOD Cosplay. You can tell she's a scientist because she's wearing glasses.
File:Fembusters-powerOfSlimer.jpg
File:Fembusters-intoTheTrashItGoes.jpg | What does this symbolize?
File:Fembusters-scenesFromABook.jpg | Quality writing
File:Fembusters-review01.png | First review, one of many.
File:Paulfeiganitasupporter.png|And what do you know? Paul Faig supports the greedy feminazi [[Anita Sarkeesian|Anita $arkee$ian]].
File:Paulfeigwhymenarentfunny.png|Paul being a [[cuck]] on why men are unfunny and [[GamerGate]] is fucked up.
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File:Fembusters-logo3.jpg
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File:Manbusters.jpg
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file:Fembusters-shillingReviews.jpg
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===Better Female Ghostbusters===
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===The better remake (The porn)===
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File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 1.gif|Better portrayal of relationships
File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 2.gif|Better secretary scenes
File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 3.gif|How did footage of the new black ghostbuster get in here?
File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 4.gif|Better acting and caring for the source material
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 5.gif|Better CGI
File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 6.gif|Even equipment that looks legit
File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 7.gif|Genuinely better effects
File:This is not Ghostbusters XXX 8.gif|And Slimer
</gallery>
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==Videos==
===General videos about Fembusters, etc===
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<youtube>0d2bRaFcCb4</youtube> |
<youtube>nNFzbC0Rjr0</youtube>Ghostbusters Reboot: Production Trouble Rumors (Part 1)|
<youtube>rFCxUpGzbc4</youtube>Ghostbusters reboot: Story Leak and Damage Limitation (Part 2)|
<youtube>RPAklIlov-A</youtube>Ghostbusters reboot: How Sony hijacked Ghostbusters 3|
<youtube>6aQTJw1wlQ8</youtube>Ghostbusters Reboot: Sony Hits Back at Fan Backlash|
<youtube>EDMISFQq6d4</youtube>Probably a better Ghostbusters movie than Fembusters|
<youtube>xMCaxL7YRj0</youtube>spawn camping|
<youtube>F5lfpd-vNfc</youtube>Simpsons predicted the Fembusters' hospital visit by 20 years|
<youtube>KyHgEELYmqY</youtube>A better movie|
<youtube>kAboGO9MDsQ</youtube>A way better movie
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{{frame|{{fv|FembustersGeneralVideos2|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>e-zku5ap3wM</youtube>Another good summary of everything that is going on.|
<youtube>L-6VLuz75yw</youtube>Ghostbusters: The Controversies Behind the Movie; covers six angles of why this movie is shit|
<youtube>oZZW47ntEYI</youtube>why feminist pandering fails|
<youtube>PIwQPoywDeE</youtube>Featurette showing how the whiteboard math was written by an actual scientist/mathematician... too bad the math is VERY wrong
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===Reactions from original Ghostbusters cast and crew===
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<youtube>0Wvm3wmL3sQ</youtube>Bill Murray comments on new film; look into his eyes for the truth |
<youtube>uetYhrsb6po</youtube>Ernie Hudson got paid off to support the new movie, after previously [http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Why-Ernie-Hudson-Thinks-Women-Ghostbusters-Terrible-Idea-67629.html hating it] {{archive|qeJs7}}|
<youtube>yVef1w-cfGg</youtube>More backtracking by Ernie Hudson|
<youtube>8jTimCb06Sw</youtube>Dan Aykroyd trying to justify in his mind about what has been happening with Fembusters
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==See also==
*[[Ghostbusters]]
*[[Crystal Head Vodka]] - This movie is just a commercial for Dan's awful drinkable bleach in a gay bottle
*[[MST3K]] - Wait for their inevitable mockery of this failure
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] - Was harassed by the feminist media for daring to not see this movie
*[[The Big Bang Theory]] - Where they will get all their "jokes"
*[[Irate Gamer]] - His [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gprO2OGJEl4 Ghost Hunters] is more Ghostbusters than this

==External Links==
* {{kym|memes/events/ghostbusters-reboot-controversy|Ghostbusters 2016 Reboot Controversy}}
* {{archive|VmJL4|Brianna Wu: Ghostbusters is GamerGate's worst nightmare!}}
* {{archive|Z5kKe|Fembusters heading for $70M-Plus Loss, Sequel Unlikely}}
* [https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/64921 Leaked Sony Email detailing stupid musical number]
* [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/the-new-ghostbuster-trailer.24662/ ED Forum discussion about the trailer and film]
* [https://twitter.com/TuftsMedicalCtr/status/627543746654044160 Original Tufts Medical Center Tweet]
* [http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ghostbusters-denied-release-china-910563 No release in China.] Overseas BO will not bail this stinker out.
* [http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/ghostbusters-paul-feig-confirms-kate-mckinnon-character-jillian-holtzmann-is-gay-but-studio-stopped-a7136051.html Gay card played.]
* [https://www.buzzfeed.com/alannabennett/cant-bring-us-down?utm_term=.cfpg6VmJy#.jyZP6Dkpe Shitty Buzzfeed article telling people to spend a shitload of money to support this dogshit.]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1sMfgsGRrI Video summary of everything that went wrong with this movie and its production.]

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2026-04-05T23:50:52Z

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Pathways: Game - Amelia

2026-01-28T03:28:26Z

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{{Lulzgames}}
'''''Pathways''''' is a choose-your-own-adventure [[visual novel]] propaganda game made by the [[Britain|Ministry of Truth]] and was supposed to teach young children about radicalization and [[racism]] and extremism and all that stupid jazz online and [[IRL]]. The game consists of you reading propaganda and picking dialogue to get the "right ending" which is pretty boring.

Of course, any sane person said, "Fuck that shit," and started violently masturbating to one of the supposed antagonists, a cute anti-immigration [[e-girls|e-goth girl]] named '''Amelia'''. This, of course, made Amelia the face of the anti-immigration movement and the right wing, so the UK government broke the game so it would no longer load past Amelia's first sequence, and apparently removed her main scenario entirely before taking game down to try (and fail) curb the shitstorm they caused.

TL;DR the UK government fails for the 500th time. lol.

==Gameplay==
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==External Links==
*[https://www.shoutoutuk.org/pathways/ Play it here at Shoutoutuk.org]
*{{KYM|memes/amelia-pathways|KYM article on Amelia}}
*{{Sw|Pathways|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}

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Talk:Lacari

2026-01-26T04:31:22Z

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==video links for later==
* https://youtu.be/Fc03poGNz0o -- [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 19:07, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
:lol you sure thats the right video? [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] 19:12, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
::absolutely; I was gonna use the section where the kid says "Mom Mom you don't get it at all ... it was a virus mom I got scared and and my pants slipped down a little and I was pulling them" as a reference when Lacari was using the same excuse that the links totally came from a virus and that he TOTALLY wasn't into that stuff!!! -- [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 04:31, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Talk:Lacari

2026-01-23T19:07:22Z

Fleacollerindustry: Created page with "==video links for later== * https://youtu.be/Fc03poGNz0o -- ~~~~"

==video links for later==
* https://youtu.be/Fc03poGNz0o
-- [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 19:07, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

Lacari

2026-01-23T19:06:47Z

Fleacollerindustry: Just building the page because it looks like it's getting worse and hilarious at the same time

{{stub}}
'''Lacari''' is a streamer who got caught with a Notepad full of links to some really awful gooner material, only to totally pull the "there was a virus Mom, and my pants just fell down!" ass argument.

Talk:Internets

2026-01-17T20:12:24Z

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Internets

2026-01-17T20:10:07Z

Fleacollerindustry: /* Videos */ removed old videos; no archive of them exist

[[File:Netizens.jpg|thumb|center|800px|An [[bullshit|idealized view]] of various [[basement dwellers]]. [[IRL|In reality,]] every one of these individuals would resemble the 4chan character.]]
 
[[File:Theuncver.png|thumb|center|600px|[[Truth|The Truth]].]]
 
The '''Internets''' is the largest collection of [[Docs|dossiers]] on the planet.

To put it simple, the internet is like an autisic AI program.

[[Image:TheInternetHistory.gif|thumb|right|Timeline of the Web's history]]
[[File:10bux.gif|thumb|The internet in a nutshell]]
[[Image:Desubucks2.jpg|thumb|Internet currency by some weeaboo/Asian with the penis size equivalent of a needle]]
[[Image:Ted stevens bayeux.png|thumb|Even in [[Bayeux Tapestry|olde tymes]], word of Ted Stevens' failure ran rampant.]]
[[Image:Surprize.jpg|thumb|A reaction to finding oneself on the Internet.]]
[[Image:Internetman.jpg|thumb|The internet has many [[Don't worry, I'm from the Internet|guardians]]]]

Invented by [[Al Gore|Al]] [[guro|Gore]] and pluralized by [[Dubya]], the [[internets]] have become the new center of world communication. [[boring|Technically speaking]], the WWWord '''Internets''' came into being during the 2004 presidential elections when [[Dubya]] spawned multiple clones of the Internet by saying "there are rumors on the Internets." Needless to say, like all [[fucktard|brilliant]] things Bush said, "Internets" became a reality.

However, according to the Bible:

:1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
:1:2 - And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
:1:3 - And God said, Let there be Internet: and there was Internet
:1:4 - And God saw the Internet, that it was kinda "[[meh]]": and so God divided the '''Internet''' from the '''Internets'''.

Since the dawn of the [[World Wide Web|time]], there have actually been '''''two''''' separate entities know as the Internet: the plain, old, boring [[NORP]]y Internet, where [[normalfag]]s who call themselves ''Netizens'' go to do shit like online banking, shop on [[Amazon]], play [[online poker]] and [[Ted Stevens|put stuff on like it was a truck]] and the Internets, (where you are now) where nerds, hackers and [[EDiots|haters]] go to [[lurk moar]], troll, [[flame]], post noodz and generally lulz it up. Obviously, the latter is much moar [[lulz|fun]], infinitely moar [[hammertime|interesting]] and a provides a home for a diverse crowd of [[basement dwellers|society's outcasts]] and [[anon|malignant narcissists]].

The parallel universes that are the Internet and teh Internets have very little in common, the exception being the Internets' primary directive which -as everybody knows- is the delivery of [[pr0n]].

Though immensely complex due to the large amount of tubes involved, there are a handful Internet Experts, most notably [[Kim Jong Il]].

==The Internets==

The '''Internets''' are a place where [[You|bored, lonely losers]] from all backgrounds and areas of society whine to each other about how they're not getting laid. It's not a big truck. It's a [[Ted Stevens|series of tubes]]. They are primarily used to transfer [[Porn|information]] between [[sick fuck|tech-savvy]] individuals across the planet. It is used as a giant [[dating]]/[[Comedy Central|comedy]] website by everyone else. The phrase itself was originally coined by the previous ruler of earth, [[Xenu]]. They have, in recent years, evolved into the greatest [[MMORPG]] of all time, where players choose one of two factions and compete for either [[lulz]] or [[anti-lulz]]. This of course divides into many smaller classes and such, each with their own culture, ideas, and often [[language]]. In fact, the Internets are basically an electronic version of Earth - who woulda' thunk it?

Who'd a thunk it? Well, originally, no one. But, they're catching on ...

At Kansas State University, an anthropology professor, Michael Wesch, {{yt|mwesch|link mwesch}} is approaching the "Internets" from an academic view. And he's doing very well.

Here is some of what his students have made:

*{{ytlink|hh01g9BSrh0|Trolls: Manipulating Identity}}

*{{ytlink|WHkFVdPstA4|The Evolution of Memes}}

== Facts about the internet ==
The internet is an alternate dimension, where all men have a penis bigger than average, all women are hot, and everyone can become an expert without needing to know anything about the subject they are talking about.

It is also the structure by which humankind will achieve the ultimate stage of civilization, in which there is no such thing as a face-to-face transaction with another human being and consequently there is no such thing as cash. This was [https://books.google.com.br/books?id=JJmdpqJwkwwC&pg=PA444&lpg=PA444&dq=karl+popper,+face+to+face+transaction&source=bl&ots=ar02odHuYV&sig=kAvYdvUVJWcrh9CVmFF4bawQ4NQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjwnPeR1dbTAhXDvZAKHXNlAF0Q6AEILDAB#v=onepage&q=karl%20popper%2C%20face%20to%20face%20transaction&f=false set out as society's secret goal] during the mid-20th Century and -- following the Government-assisted development of the [[So-called|"world wide web"]] -- is now nearly complete. You will be [[Not|surprised]] to learn that the architect of this scheme was a [[Jew|Jew.]]

{{main|George Soros}}

==Videos==
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== Internets Explained ==
The internet was invented by [[the United States]]. The internet was ruined by [[Al Gore]] when he wrote a check to some [[scientist]]s to make the first graphical web browser. With a [[GUI]] now available, [[retards|people on my main street]] could finally realize the limitless power of computing via [[AOL]] [[chatroom]]s. Though AOL is dead and is only used by [[women]] who haven't been forced by their boyfriends to use [[Firefox|a better browser]], it was the gate that let the [[retards]] in. Seizing upon these [[JB|inexperienced, confused, and curious]] users, [[Jews|crafty businessmen]] developed [[Web 2.0]], social networking, and [[original content|user generated content]] (the common cold that killed the [[AIDS]]-afflicted internet). Also, the internet is like a toilet, shit goes in and it never comes out.

== OMG NOBEL PRIZE FTW!!1 ==
[[Image:Pedobearnobel.jpg|thumb|"I'd like to thank the Commitee..."]]
[[Image:Akirao.jpg|thumb|The door to the Internets.]]
[[Image:Internet switch.jpg|thumb|How the Internet is controlled.]]
[[Image:Flaccid_wifi_got_you_down_enzyte_nyc.JPG|thumb|Is your Internet tube up to it? (Internet Mongler)]]On 9 March 2010, the [[Douchebags|Nobel Committee]] in [[Norway|Norway]] nominated "the internet" for the [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Nobel Peace Prize]]. '''{{archive|9wE4s|Srsly}}'''. The nomination for the internet is supported by 2003 Nobel Peace Prize winner [[terrorist|Shirin Ebadi]] and the founder of the [[$100_Laptop|$100 laptop]] project Nicholas Negroponte. The winner will be announced on 8 October, with a 10m [[lioncash|Swedish kronor]] ($1.4m) prize to be awarded to the winnars, presumably everyone who uses the internet. Dividing the $1.4M prize by the total number of internet users worldwide ([https://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm 1,733,993,741] as of 2009) means that [[no u|YOU]] will receive a check for 0.000807 cents from the Nobel Committee, along with your gold medal and framable certificate, should the internet win.

ICANN has decreed that Mr. Roy Harms, (aka [[Pedobear]]) will accept the prize on behalf of the internet if the global information infrastructure is named as the 2010 Nobel Laureate for Peace.

==History==

[[Image:The Original Internet.PNG|thumb|Now with twice as much [[shit]].]]

[[File:Map.png|thumb|Map of the Internets on the Orinoco River.]]

[[significant other|The Internets]] were developed by [[Al Gore]] at the request of the U.S. military in the early 1960s as an expedient means by which to share [[pornography]] between various installations in continental [[United States]] and later, in [[Europe]] and [[Asia]]. Pornography was largely [[illegal]] at the time and before the virtuous self-sacrifice of Larry Flynt, one could find a few tit shots here and there, but [[Pussy|pink]] and [[sex|penetration]] were considered criminal obscenity punishable by death, followed by castration. In order to evade mail searches by officious police and customs officials, Internet pornography was sent by means of kibbles n' bits n' bytes, which could only be deciphered by [[PC|powerful computers]]. One of the primary goals for the nascent system was that it be hardened enough to be available after a [[lulz|nuclear war]], at which point porn would help to pass the time waiting for your hair to fall out, and might even be exchangeable for [[money]] or (perversely) sex.

The Vietnam War spurred further development of the Internet, in order to both allow the transfer of high quality American pornography to the troops stationed in Asia, and allow fresh [[CP]] taken in Cambodia, [[Vietnam]], Laos, and [[Thailand]] to quickly be transferred back to the United States. In the 1972, the decision was made to extend Internet service to American research universities, after sources at the Pentagon determined that students at MIT had a copy of ''Deep Throat'' that they would upload if given the opportunity. Although it is still often referred to as the Interweb, a reference to the spider web which once carried optical signals, this term is now technically incorrect, as information is now passed through a series of tubes, more akin to a sewer system.

The Internets (formally known as the "Al Gore Experience"), a magical cloud of information that floats over your head in the stratosphere, was invented [[at least 100 years ago]] by [[Al Gore]] and pluralized by [[George W. Bush]]. At first it was used only by the Army, ensuring that in the event of nuclear war, officers could still view porn. Some time around 1981 or [[2007]] (if you're a [[fag|FAG]][[Oneoneone|!!!1!]]), some guy in his basement found that he could use his Atari 2600 with his 300 baud modem to steal the Internet for himself. Five years later, AOL streamlined this process and the Internets as we know them now were born. Only these days, there is way [[moar]] free pr0n and moar warez. It is rumoard there may be small pockets of useful information hidden deep in the bowels of the Internets. This has been proven to be false. Presently, scientists believe the Internets to be the greatest proof that most of our species is totally fucking [[batshit insane]], outdoing even the [[Holocaust]] and [[white people]].

The Internets is also unique to history in one way. Any person who uses the Internets has no idea what they're doing on it, with the exception of [[boxxy]], [[attention whores]], and people who use [[Facebook]]. Whereas most people who use a car know the basics of driving, no one on the Internets has a damn clue how to use the Internets. While the functional value of the Internet may be debated, its comedic value is off the charts. It has also been scientifically proven that the moar you use the Internets, the less you will get [[smex]].

The Internets are also the domain of [[Anonymous]], who believe it to be an [[IRL]] [[video game|VG]]. It has, however, been [[Liar|scientifically proven]] that this is not the case. However, nobody has bothered to tell Anonymous, even though we all know where they live. ([https://whyweprotest.net/ The official homepage of Anonymous. Dare not dispute this with your faggotry.]

{{ytlink|JvOjmwCARWA|}}

==Alternate History==
The internet is a worldwide electronic communications and multimedia network and was invented by Al Gore in 1998. It originally started as a more convenient way to circulate chain letters and advertisements, but has since evolved into a repository for pornography and educational information.

Contrary to popular belief, the internet is not a truck, but is, rather, a series of tubes. These tubes were first put in place by immigrant labor in the early 1900s, but credit for this innovation lies with the white people who toiled in hostile conditions for days on end, whipping the immigrants endlessly, and telling them to do it. When the internet first came online, it was very difficult for its users to come online as well. (Female users generally came later or not at all.) The tubes that made up the original framework had rusted considerably over the last century, and developed performance inhibiting bottlenecks where stray ones and zeros became tangled and matted together. This made it impossible to even approach the ranges of PPPs (Porn Picture Per Second) that could be considered fappable in modern society. In order to alleviate all that was backed up, in 1999 larger diameter tubes were ordered installed worldwide.

After this transition, the average users PPPs increased by an order of magnitude, which had the unintended effect of doubling both the divorce rate and instances of carpal tunnel syndrome, as well as tennis elbow and fappers thumb. Also of concern was the use of the internet by pedophiles and Nigerian con men.

As a measure against some of the more nefarious evildoers, in 2001 President Bush ordered all dark corners of the Internets to be cleared of lurkers. This is somewhat of a misstatement, though, as it is commonly known that the tubes are round, and thus free of corners. Regardless, congress promptly passed the Snake Act, which required that all tubes be periodically scraped and flushed of debris. The then popular web browser Mosaic was renamed Netscrape in honor of this glorious achievement.

Having solved all the problems with the internet in one fell swoop, users were now free to divulge their personal information with impunity through the use of social networking sites. However, additional complications have arisen subsequent to an Amendment to the Constitution that finally gave women the right to log on. One problematic effect of that controversial decision that remains even today is the inability to establish the actual gender of anonymous correspondents. This has led most users to adopt the edict, "Male until proven otherwise."

Additionally, the open nature of the internet and the lack of user education has led to many viruses infecting and propagating through cyberspace. While it is commonly known now that accessing the internet without protection is risky, the whole issue is complicated by a convoluted naming convention that labels some viruses "Trojans", which causes much confusion as to whether or not users need one, considering the internet has its own. This confusion has resulted in a number of illnesses that inhibit users' abilities to create original content.

The most notable is First! Syndrome, which has a 12% saturation at the time of this writing. Other examples include Playdooms Disorder and Blends Disease, although these have been shown to be curable with treatment. Unfortunately, First! Syndrome is still incurable and its victims are often ostracized when the fact of their infection becomes public. While a harsh practice, it is the only known effective method of curbing an ever climbing infection rate.

The internet continues to grow and enhance itself with the steady addition of newer, larger tubes, and shows no sign of slowing down. Although the internet remains troubled, most people do not think it is teh suck.

==What is the Internets?==

===The Internet is Serious Business===

[[Image:We've_Got_CookiesProz!.jpg|thumb|Wheelchair cyborgs and retards alike, we all can share the Internet.]]

[[Image:InternetsFlyBusiness.jpg|thumb|Internets: The [[keyboard]] is like a magic carpet ride to a land filled with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|knowledge]] and [[furry|pornography]]. Not featured in photograph: [[Pedobear]].]]

[[Image:InternetMonies.jpg|thumb|Right|Ill-gotten Internet monies.]]

[[Image:Picardinternets.jpg|thumb|right|Even Picard knows it's serouse business.]]

[[File:Deepweb2.jpg|thumb|You know you're a newfag when you don't know [[tor|how]] to get to the deep web.]]
[[File:Prizeforvisitingthedeepweb.jpg|thumb|This guy visited the deep web.]]

[[Serious business]] on the internet is the result of antisocial [[lusers]] suddenly having a means to communicate with each other through the magic of the tube truck, or whatever, and the collective realization that whatever happens online is more important than anything you will ever do IRL, because your life means nothing, and you are pretty pathetic overall. Thereby, whenever a conflict arises OL it's DAMN important. When you have nothing else to do with your day every slight, disagreement, or misunderstanding automatically becomes SERIOUS BUSINESS. When an entire culture is based around blowing things out of proportion, you can expect things to go awry on a [[XxPrincessPunkxx|fairly]] [[Paul Fetch|regular]] [[Intellectual Checkmate|basis]].

===A basic understanding===
The following message was first given when the internet was invented by the [[hivemind]].

"No one here likes you.

We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU, YOU (insert derogatory insult)!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming.
 
 
We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand.
 
 
Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed.
 
 
For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold.
 
 
Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you.
 
 
You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks", and faggots. Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "nigger", turning an insult around on itself to become a semi-serious badge of honor, so have we done.
 
 
But in the meanwhile, check out this, he's fat
 
 
"How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world.
 
 
Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them ... or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school.
 
 
Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands.
 
 
You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don't care. You come to the internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge.
 
 
"Who cares? The internet isn't real anyway!" This attitude is universally unacceptable. The internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how "real" is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of "real", anyway?
 
 
Do I sound arrogant? Sure ... to you. Because you probably don't get it yet.
 
 
If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice:
 
 
*1.) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

*2.) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys.

*3.) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you're performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people's hard drives? No? Then don't put your fucking picture on the internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website.

*4.) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken down. Those of us who run those sites LIVE to piss off people like you. Those of us who don't run those sites sometimes visit them just to read the hatemail from fools like you.

*5.) Oh, you say you're going to a lawyer? Be prepared for us to giggle with girlish delight, and for your lawyer to laugh in your face after he explains current copyright and parody law.

*6.) The worldwide web is not the internet. Stop referring to it that way.

*7.) We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up. and quit sending them to everyone on your email and instant messenger lists.

*8.) Don't reply to spam. You are not going to be "unsubscribed".

*9.) Don't ever use the term "cyberspace" (only William Gibson gets to say that, and even he hasn't really used it for two or three books now). Likewise, you prove yourself a marketing-hype victim if you ever use the term "surfing".

*10.) With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid, only ridiculed.

*11.) It's a hoax, not a virus warning, and no, you don't have to pay for good anti-virus.

*12.) The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else's.

*13.) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me.

*14.) Never insult someone who's been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back.

*15.) Never get comfortable and arrogant behind your supposed mask of anonymity. Don't be surprised when your name, address, and home phone number get thrown back in your smug face. Hell, some of us will snail-mail you a printed satellite photograph of your house to drive the point home. Realize that you are powerless if this happens ... it's all public information, and information is our stock and trade.

*16.) No one thinks you are as cool as you think you are.

*17.) You aren't going to win any argument that you start.

*18.) If you're on AOL or any form of dial-up, don't worry about anything I've said here. You're already a fucking laughing stock, and there's no hope for you.

*19.) If you can't take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW.

*20.) Your looks, age, wealth, and every trait about you doesn't matter on the internet. You are like everyone else on here, and how you act will show everyone how you are. You can still be a teenager and be mature, but guess what? The mature teenagers are the ones who's age is never found out, and boasting about how mature you are will show everyone that you are immature.
 
Pissed off? It's the TRUTH, not these words, that hurts your feelings. Don't ever even pretend like I've gone and hurt them.
 
We don't like you. We don't want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away."{{quote| |hivemind|on the internet,}}

===A Series of Tubes===
While [[Serial killer|digging a hole in his basement]], Chairman of the Senate Internets [[Pwn]]ing Committee, Senator [[Ted Stevens]] ([[Republican|R]]-[[Alaska]]) discovered that the [[Internets]] is not a [[penis|big truck]] after all but actually just a [[series of tubes|series of tubes]] {{wayback|http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/07/03/how-the-internet-works-by-ted-stevens/|20060706133545|title=[1]}} and that said tubes are thoroughly clogged up from all the [[spam]] and porn. Mr. Stevens plans to learn how to use a computer in order to test his theory, sometime after he stops smoking [[crack]] and gets out of rehab.

{{quote|Guess what, this is the Internets, people DON'T GIVE A FUCK.|[[Anonymous]], saying the truth.}}

=== Real Life Video Game ===
It was also discovered by [[Fox News]] that a group of [[Anonymous|domestic terrorists]] ([[Legion|hackers on steroids]]) had turned the [[web]] into a real-life video game. This game involves activities such as [[raid|sacking websites]], creating [[chaos]], blowing up yellow vans and [[Lulz|disrupting innocent people's lives]].

Fox News actually did some fucking research and went to [[4chan|eBaum's World]] and discovered that "the self-proclaimed internet home for people who lack a social conscience," and such was home to [[newfag|people]] playing [[IRL]] games, such as shouting out old memes in public and pretending to have a [[Chris-chan|girlfriend]] or [[you|friends]]

==How It Works==

[[Image:Internet-food-chain.png|thumb|Internet food chain.]]
[[File:Thought recorder.jpg|thumb|Simplified illustration]]
No one knows how the Internets work, nor do they care. Extensive research by [[Alan Turing]] shows that they can have intelligence and be indistinguishable from people but it has since been deciphered that they communicate in very different ways.

:Computers talk like this:
::ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ONE ZERO!
:People talk like this
::"[[Lollercoaster|LOLLERCOASTER]]!!!! [[Kawaii|^_________________^]] [[Asl|ASL]]"

Neither one makes any sense but sometimes the computers replace the ONE ZERO stuff with BEEPS and BOOPS like on non-cable modems (the phone kind, aka dial-up). Because that travels over speech wires. Cable Modems are faster because they travel over TV. The scrolling stuff at the bottom of CNN Headline News is fast like a cable modem.

Everybody likes to flame people for asking for illegal warez, but in [[truth]] EVERYTHING on the internet is illegal. That includes YouTube, mp3s, and anything on 4chan. There is no such thing as legal on the Internets.

It has also been speculated that the [[Armenians]] have used their [[magic]] powers to give birth to the internet [[at least 100]] years ago but this was dismissed as total [[bullshit]]. However, it was agreed that [[Jews did 9/11]], and that [[Turks|Turkish]] [[culture]] is an [[oxymoron]].

Also remember to think twice before you doing anything REALLY stupid because the Internet never forgets.

== How 2 Internet ==
[[File:Fisher price activity center covert pre-conditioning for first online generation.png|thumb|right|300px|How Teh Jew engineered you internet-compatible]]
[[Image:Internetofficer.jpg|thumb|Excuse me, WTF are you doing?]]
Just because you can hire an [[Virgin|underpaid lonely tech support guy to set up your internet]] and show you how to use [[Google]] doesn't mean you are using the internet correctly. Just because you can watch and post videos on [[Youtube]] doesn't mean you are using the internet correctly, and if you ARE posting videos on Youtube, chances are you AREN'T using the internet correctly. Here are some simple steps to properly use your new internet:

#Abandon all sense of self worth, realize you are worthless on the internet, regardless of [[DaxFlame|who]] [[you]] [[Chris-Chan|think]] [[DevianTART|you]] [[Trent Reznor|are]].
#[[ISP|Get internets]]
#Uninstall [[AOL]]
#Get [[Firefox]]
#[[Pirate]] an antivirus program
#Get [[porn]]
#Don't be a [[retard|fuckwit]]
#[[Troll|debate with like minded people]]
#View as many [[Shock sites]] as humanly possible to desensitize you.
#Don't be a [[nigger]]
#Get [[moar]] [[porn]].
#[[????]]
#[[Profit]] only if you're a [[Google|giant multinational corporation]]
#Don't be Jewish.
#Don't be a Mexican
#Don't be a [[Furry]]
#Don't be a [[Brony]]
If you do not want to be a pirate nor view shock sites, we suggest that you follow steps 1,2,3,and 4 and then stop being a nigger and quit the internet.

==Internet Phenomenon==

{{main|:Category:Internets Phenomena}}

The "internet phenomenon" is the tendency for suicide, murder, and rape to increase as people gain access to the internet. It is best described as an exponential curve which most developed countries are <s>[http://www.totalulz.com/ just starting to travel.]</s> (dead)

An internet phenomenon can also take the form of an annoying [[The game|game]] or [[meme]] that [[AIDS|spreads itself around]] the internet so much that it is considered a phenomenon.

==Anonymity==
[[Image:Privacy Tabs.JPG|thumb|Privacy is for babies.]]

{{Main|Internet Fuckwad Theory}}
It's been scientifically proven that the Internets instantly turns '''you''' into an ass. This is due to the fact that unlike [[IRL]], there are absolutely no social consequences to how you behave (e.g., using "internets" exclusively to refer to the internet, because it's "really funny" [in any context], and makes you a legitimate member of the community, with no subsequent mass slapdowns).

Anonymity also allows people to entertain bizarre notions that would otherwise be suppressed or dismissed as completely inappropriate for an intelligent human being. Prior to the invention of the Internets, geographic separation and social sensibility would have made people think twice before having a bowel movement in their under clothing. The Internets however has facilitated the formation of a [https://wetandmessy.org/ communities] where [[Furries|similarly]] [[Vore|damaged]] [[Adult Baby|individuals]] provide each other with mutual legitimization.

==Rumors on the Internets ==

[[Image:Internet.jpg|thumb|This is where the rumors are.]]

Besides helping [[pedophilia|pedophiles]] better locate prey and giving [[basement-dweller| basement-dwelling]] [[nerd]]s a place to feel cool, the Internets has successfully promulgated moar [[rumors]] than any other previous form of [[old media| media]]. Thanks to the Internets, if you can think of it, it probably has an associated rumor.

===Conspiracy Based===

[[Image:Its_a_conspiracy.jpg|thumb|]]

The most widely-known rumors are almost all "conspiracy-based," which is to say that they hinge upon an "[[we|us]] versus [[they| them]]" mindset (where "us" equals everything good and normal, and "them" equals everything wrong with the world). Some especially popular conspiracy rumors include:

*[[Conservatism|Conservative]] conspiracies
*[[Liberal]] conspiracies
*The [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] conspiracy
*[[Homosexual]] conspiracies (also known as the [[Homosexual agenda]])
*The [[worldwide Masonic conspiracy]]
*'''{{archive|KrT6M|The Anti Internet Activists}}'''
*Most importantly, '''{{archive|ePT2B|The Potato Conspiracy}}'''
*[[MONGO|The MONGO DID WTC conspiracy]]
*The black person conspiracy

===Non-Conspiracy Based===

[[Image:Omginternetsfoxcrop.jpg|thumb|OH NOES]]

[[Image:JenSrsBsnss.JPG|thumb|I have it on good authority that if you type "Google" into Google, you can break the internet.]]

Of course, not all rumors are conspiracy-oriented; many are just stories spread by various sources about certain individuals or groups. Common subjects of rumor, as well as those vectors and groups by which they are spread, include:

*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*#[[Insub]]
*[[IRC]]
*[[LiveJournal]]
*[[LJDrama]]
*[[Pornography]]
*[[Troll]]s
*[[Furries]]
*[[MySpace]]
*And most importantly [[Paris Hilton]]

==Side effects ==

As with all dangerous ideas created by humans, the internet and its hell-raising counterpart teh Internets do give users some side effects. Side effects include:

*Headache
*[[RAGE]]
*[[An hero| Suicide over something pointless and/or a stupid situation that you could have prevented yourself]]
*[[Rape| Being found by a pedophile online]], which will lead to you being [[Asking for it| left for dead in a ditch on the side of the road]].
*[[Internets English| Loss of your ability to spell words correctly]].
*[[Party Van| Being arrested because of something you did and/or said while online.]]

== In a nutshell ==
Welcome to the modern Internet of 2024!
<pre>
__________________________________________________________________________
| | | | | |
| ENLARGE PENIS WITH SNAKE OIL | | CSS | | Video AD |
|__________________________________| | | | CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| EIFEL TOWER HIT BY PLANE! | BUG | | OOOOOOOOOOOM BICH |
| | | |______________________|
| Article unavailable in your country. | LOL | |
| ___________________________________| |___ Prove you're a |
| | |_______| | human, click all |
| | We deeply care about your privacy <3 | images of type 2 |
| | | quasars. |
| | Will you allow us to use cookies for spying? | [*] [*] [*] [*] |
| | _____ ______ | [*] [*] [*] [*] |
| | | YES | | OK | | _________________ |
| | """"" """""" |_ | FUCK MATURE MOMS||
| |_______________________________________________| || IN 127.0.0.1 ||
| | || CHAT NOW !!! ||
| | Your browser was not updated since yesterday.|| ||
| | Update to newest version to view this site. ||*30 NEW MESSAGES*||
|_____|______________________________________________||_________________||
</pre>

==Videos==
 
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==Gallery==
 
{{cg|HOW DO I SHOT INTRAWEB?|internetgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Internet is back.jpg
Image:Internets.gif
Image:809882.JPG
Image:Deepweb.jpg|The parts of the internet [[newfag|you]] don't know about.
Image:GottaSaveTheInternets.jpg|The fate of the Internets rests in the hands of a [[fat|moonpig]] and his plastic [[gun|arsenal]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Whiskeybottleinpooper.jpg
Image:notinabook.jpg|The internet; because you wont find this in any books.
Image:2thingsthenetisfor.jpg|Usage for anything else will break the internet. In body and spirit.
Image:howeveritistubes.jpeg|Quick reference guide provided for ease of use.
Image:Cat Moar Internets.jpg
Image:Internetz in boxxoxxr.jpg|internets come in a box with a handy-dandy cat.
Image:Internetshopping.png|Shopping for the correct internet can sometimes prove to be an intimidating task, and professional assistance is usually recommended.
Image:The mystery-of-wireless.gif|The mystery of wireless, revealed.
Image:NTInternet.JPG|How to be a professional Internet-er. Note the letter of the correct answer.
Image:Hear serious internets.jpg|[[W]] knows about the serious business
Image:THIS WAY TO THE INTERNET gv.jpeg|THIS WAY TO THE <s>INTERNET</s> CHEESEBURGERS
Image:Smart internet dog.jpg|all hail teh internets dawg.
Image:Creeepy.jpg|59% of the Internet = Old men hunting for booty.
Image:Average internets user.jpg|Before the internets, this man was cordial
Image:Online communities.png|<s>Map of the internets.</s> About as accurate as Dianetics. /b/ware.
Image:Internet_Map_Ragum.PNG|Even less accurate map of the internet.
Image:Internet_Series_blackboardlrn.jpg|<s>[[For great justice]].</s> Only [[Fail|3 marks?]]
File:Internet Hitler Approval Rating.png
Image:Networktubes.jpg|Accurate depiction of the internet [[IRL]]. Note the [[tubes]].
Image:notabigtruck.jpg|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]]
Image:GoRonaldGo.gif|TO THE INTERNET!!
File:First Banner Ever.gif|the first banner evar
Image:Fyouinternet.jpg|Typical reaction to [[Rule 34]]
image:Pedobearsonneo.jpg|[[Pedobear]] is going to get you [[on the internet]].
Image:'Communitygame'.png
Image:Internets basement.jpg|Hey, is that [[your mom]]?
Image:OMGINTERNETS.jpg|OMG INTERNETS
Image:The internet once you post it that shit stays there forever2.jpg|PROTIP: Stupid shit you put of yourself on the Web stays there forever.
Image:Internetconversations.png|People do not use the internet to talk.
Image:NtIdlu.jpg|[[Native American|"Dank you fur giving moy people int-urnet. Furt, I doont lyke your, honey."]]
Image:Danginternet.png
Image:Danger Internet.jpg
Image:Web_Surfing_Curiosity.jpg
File:INTERNET.jpg
File:InternetBetter.jpg
File:I Spent 20 Minutes.gif
</gallery>}}
 
== See also ==
*[[CollabVM]]
*[[Eternal September]]
*[[Too cool for the Internet]]
*[[G.R.I.D.S.]]
*[[I heard it on the Internet]]
*[[Internrt]]
*[[Internet points]]
*[[Not Internet Relevant]]
*[[OTI]] vs. [[IRL]]
*[[Ruining The Internet]]
*[[Ted_Stevens|Series of Tubes]]
*[[The Dot.Com Bubble]]
*[[The Internet is serious business]]
*[[DMCA]]
*[[SOPA]]
*[[Ralph Breaks The Internet]]

== External links ==
*{{UkrED|Інтернет|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
*'''{{archive|RHUTR|It's time we admitted the internet is rubbish}}'''
*{{wayback|http://bestcomputeradvice.freehostia.com/guide_internet.html|20071104034549|title=About the internets}}
*[https://dagobah.net/flash/internet.swf Internet.swf]
*[https://internetometer.com/give/7494 Give Anon a Internet]
*'''{{archive|gMC9H|192.168.0.1}}'''

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{{FunShitposting}}{{pedo}}{{TL;DR}}
{{Quote|Just fuck all of you. I'm out. You're wasting your precious time. IT WASN'T INTERNATIONAL!!! I WAS PROTECTING MYSELF!!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?! I swear to you motherfuckers the next time you talk to me in any social media, I'll dox all of you. I wanna be alone and I deserved being blamed. I'm leaving. Never talk to me, again. I have life than you Miraheze scums.|Mar in his idiotic tard rage when exposed.}}
{{ib|[[File:Mar IRL.png|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|LUV UR PEDOSTACHE BRO}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|16th September 2000}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|Americunt}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Italy|Naples]], [[Florida]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Azn]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|Male}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Pedophile]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Mar8122, Mar9122, Ram2219 Wamingo123 ([[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]) WomblingAmber124 ([[Fun Shitposting Wiki|FSW]] and FSP Discord) Gasmask0217 KillerPyro SnakeFisher1989 (Alt Account) }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|College, learning computer shit and HTML Graduated Unemployed Basement Dweller Russian-style Spy on Discord Servers Secret Member of Lolicon Defense Task Force The Worst Admin on Recepshit Wikis Pedophilic Trash Gamer Youtuber
}}
{{Ibend}}
<s>'''Molester9122'''</s> '''Mar9122''', formerly known as [[WTF|'''WomblingAmber124''']], '''KillerPyro''' and '''SnakeFisher1989''' is a {{age|2000|09|16}}-year-old next-level attention-whore fag and the co-founder of [[The Outcast Network]]. He used to be the side bitch of the Autism-based network known as [[Reception Wikis|Qualitipedia]], but he gladly left because they are a bunch of [[snowflake]] [[SWJ]] [[niggers]] that no one with common sense would live there. Mar9112 went from his nerdy stage into a [[loser]] who [[faps]] into [[lolicon]] for a living, like Qualitipedia's [[schizophrenic]] founder Grust. Mar's creation, [[The Outcast Network]], was a troll group that was directed at [[Reception Wikis]] to make them spreg out their anger-ity. One of the retards to rip off ED to bitch on them, called [[Fun Shitposting Wiki]].
== Where can you find him? ==
If you were one of admins or the bureaucrats of The Outcast Network, you can meet this pedophile on [[Discord|Pisscord]] and [[Miraheze]] and he will likely to eventually groom you.

==Personal and [[boring]] life==
Mar9122 was born on 16th September 2000, to an [[Azn]] mom and an Cambodian father who both perhaps disowned him for seeing his lolicon DVDs from his closet, which is a place for him to come out as "pedophilia", and it will be based on his entire life forever.

==Affiliations==
=== Former Allies ===
*'''Mickey Mouse''' (user): a retarded sperg that became a foe to Mar, only because of his weird behavior.
*'''ChessPiece21''': a user with common sense unlike everyone involved.
*'''Inkster''': a [[sick fuck]] with a [[blueberry]] fetish and was accused of being groomed by Mar. He’s banned on the Reception Wikis, but that’s a different story.
*'''TheToonTrain''': an unfunny [[YouTube Poop|YTPfag]] and Bibleman fanboy who caused 3 flame wars on one video because [[Reception Wikis|Receptards]] are too much of a [[dumbass|dum-witted]] [[offended|snowflakes]] [[niggers]] to take a single joke.

===Defected===
*'''OldDirtyFoamer''' - his arch-nemesis boss
*'''Vicious187''' - because Seanbuscus2600 attacked him
*'''StarWarsBootlegToys''' - owner of Bad YouTubers Wiki
*'''PKMNLivesNew''' - RationalWiki [[SJW]]fag who fucked Reception Wikis
*'''Jordan Baumann/JJTA1211''' - a retard who started believing that hitler [[facts|did nothing wrong]]. He created shits like Atrocious FANDOM Wikis and Users Wiki and Incredible Wikis and Users Wiki, all of which he made possible.

==Carrer (TL;DR)==
During his college student days, he made a [[Facebook]] account in 2014, Because of how boring fuck is Failbook, he moves out to be none other than a DeviantArt artist, a writer, a Lego builder, and a gamer, until his hobbies eventually got into [[boredom]], so he decided to became a [[YouTube|JewTuber]] on September 16, 2015, but his content was clickbait-fueled bullshit and relied on vulgar videos. He keep doing this infinitely until he realized that his channel fucking died because of how much of an [[AIDS]] and [[fail]] he was. He then goes to FANDOM and create an account to enter Mass Effect Fan Film wiki founded by his favorite Jewtuber Revolution72. At the start, he is being a whiney editor mentioning shits that aren't even related. He keeps going to multiple wikis and never stfu ever since.

Mar8122 has relocated three times in the last year. He began on Awful YouTubers Wiki, before discovering Crappy Games Wiki, which he is one of the Basement-dwelling normies that have been editing full-time since March 2018.

Mar8122 started his job on his project when he worked with his friend Chaofun to make Atrocious YouTubers Wiki, and because of Mar8122's hatred of Bull Session's video about ReBoot The Guardian Code: Trailer, later he started to manage his wikis in a very small way, mainly for Halo, Ben 10, and Call of Duty videos and channels. Chaofun, who founded this wiki apologized to EezyCheesy that he didn't know there's another wiki called Atrocious YouTubers Wiki. Mar8122, who wanted to become an admin here was later realized thanks to FANDOM staff members. Later, some users were allowed to criticize YouTube's changes like disabling comments for videos with kids on it and entirely different channels like DaddyOFive. During the time when was working on Atrocious YouTubers Wiki, he wanted to come back to YouTube as a different channel.

In September 2018, with help from TaakoManTheGameMaster, he moved to Miraheze, in order to get fresh air and less censorship by SJW turd at FANDOM. at the same time, he started to import most pages from its rival, Bad YouTubers Wiki, which StarWarsBootlegToys apologized. ZaldyMacalalad later made a blog about his closure.

On July 25, 2018‎, Astral-New-X created the Amazing Youtubers Wiki on Fandom. his mission was to add users that were deemed good by his community. In December 2018, Mar8122 created the Amazing Youtubers Wiki... on Miraheze. The reason for this was because he doesn't fucking know whatever this wiki was removed or not (obviously not and it's still active to this day). On 18 June 2020‎, for whatever fucking reason, Pacsonic9000 decided to separate this wiki from The Outcast Network because they're tired of drama and ended up joining with CircleyDoesExtracter, leader of SRW (Scratch Reception Wikis) (thanks for editing this section).

In January-February 2019, Mar8122 collaborated with J-3047 to make Atrocious FANDOM Wikis and Users Wiki and Incredible Wikis and Users Wiki. Atrocious FANDOM Wikis and Users Wiki was one of a most controversial ones, mostly because it was a bad idea from start: if someone who criticizes the reception wiki, even if it was skeptical, was featured on his wiki, it would causing mass drama at the time. because of this, on 3 March 2019‎, J-3047 plugged off the Atrocious FANDOM Wikis and Users Wiki, and Mar8122 was not happy with that. At the time, Mar8122 still managed Youtubers Reception Wikis, except way more active.

==Horrid Reception Wikis Wiki Era (as Mar8122 --> Mar9122)==
On March 6, 2019, a shithole reception wikis reboot called [[Horrid Reception Wikis Wiki]] was born. Initially, they had low-quality pages, because Mar9122 itself can't make a better page. So, they decided to hire [[Oldie|OldDirtyFoamer]], but he banned it for mismanagement. Oops. At the time when he got banned from Horrid Reception Wikis Wiki, he still worked on many wikis. but because he starting to become a lolcow, Masson Thief decides to separate Atrocious YouTubers Wiki from the main Reception Wikis, and thus [[The Outcast Network]] was born.

On May 7, 2019, Mar9122 is back with injected secret serum. This time, he was very evil and powerful at the same time, able to kill OldDirtyFoamer from existence in his wiki's life.

Also, at the same time, Mar8122 was permanently renamed as Mar9122 (his alternate account) and created his own wiki called Mar9122 Wiki, to review things based on Mar8122's shit views. It was closed after he got lolcowed.

===Mar9122 vs. ToonTrain===
Boring drama that no one cares about. ([[TL;DR]]).
====First Flame War====
On November 12, 2018, a Christian YTP YouTuber called TheToonTrain was banned from Atrocious YouTubers Wiki and deleted Jenny the Robot page for NSFW reasons, because he was blamed Mar8122 for deleting his page and banned him, he decided to create a response video to Mar9122 called "I Strangle Mar91222" (goddamnit!).

When Mar watched the video, he was immediately enraged that he first thought he would report the video. Then, he tries to comment on him, but Toony blocked him because he never wanted to go-fuck-yourself mode from real life. So, they decided to use his "third" channel called Mar9122 the Revenge (now known as MAR the Vengeance), to put out the fire by making a video about it and made a page on Atrocious YouTubers Wiki. according to Mar8122, it was considered to be "bullying and harassment" which means it was "Baizuo videos" at all. later, Mar has managed to gang up thanks to this page. because of this, Toony immediately deleted the video and apologize to him. it only took one day and it was the first flame war that he experienced.
====Second Flame War====
On January 3, 2019, Toony was started to express his hatred of Sausage Party and Muslims on Awful Movies Wiki and Terrible TV Shows Wiki until he was blocked by Unnamedgoon. because of this, he went to Atrocious YouTubers Wiki to complain about his ban, but the admin itself said it was just "violated our rules". soon, he decided to make numerous sock accounts to talk to Unnamedgoon about religion, but it was everything was failed and gets blocked. so, they decided to complain even more about admins. soon, one of the admin tried to block TheToonTrain until Toony decided to stop and Portrock1566 removed his complaints.

Because he still blamed Mar9122 for any wrongdoings, he had one decision: reuploaded one video called "I Strangle Mar91222". later on, Mar started block Toony's sock accounts and started to declare war (as MAR the Vengeance), flaming each other in both videos' comment sections. Mar also asked his friends, such as Slob Six Zero and other Atrocious YouTubers Wiki members, for his assistance. meanwhile, Mar8122 started Hate Videos vs Hate Videos Challenge, an internet challenge to make hate videos about Toony itself.

Before then, Ayden Mowry (Angrybirdsfan) uploaded a hate video with a dead meme, Tide Pods. so, Mar uploaded his first "hate" video on Toony. On January 4, Toony deleted Mar's friends' comments on the reuploaded hate video of Mar, then blocked them, and made another hate video with Mar being run over by a train. Soon enough, Toony is now trying to convince his subscribers to defend and attack Mar. then, Toony made another hate video crushing Mar's precious hate video (Which was a scene from The Brave Little Toaster) and more. because of this, Mar decided to make better hate videos tomorrow on his new channel.

On January 5th, Portrock1566 made a rant video on Toon. The next day, Mar quickly uploaded three more hate videos of Toony. Soon, Pinky Malinky uploaded a deleted video on him, which wasn't a nutshell video, it was a review video of Avengers: Infinity War, but with a bonus featuring Toony and his reuploaded hate video of Mar. Later, Portrock1566 uploaded a video portraying how he destroyed Toony with his rant. Soon afterward, a few of Toony's subscribers started to attack Mar's channel by doxxing him, but Mar blocked them. However, he hasn't uploaded another hate video of Mar, because he is still busy in real life.

On January 6, Ayden Mowry made another hate video with some kind of singing app for iOS and Android devices called Ditty. Mar made one hate video, which took him eight hours, and he announced that it will be the last time making a hate video of Toony and will shift on logical rant videos, instead.

On January 7, Mar uploaded a pretty long rant video to compromise Toony. Later, Pinky Malinky wanted Toony to stop by ignoring him and stop making hate videos, but he had no response from Toony.

After long delays, on January 11, Toony decided to surrender to Portrock1566 and have a truce. When Mar came back to YouTube, he uploaded a video and said that the flame war between him and Toony is officially over for now. Afterward, Toony is now permanently off from this wiki and will not be given a second chance since the first flame war (which he lied to).

====Third Flame War====

After Second Flame War, Toony still keeps the hate videos of Mar and continues to harass Mar in the Community tab. Later, Toony decided to break the truce and uploaded the same hate video, twice, but with a different title, according to DoritoFan80. It's possible that he was still mad at Mar9122, again, because Mar (as Mar8122) uploaded a nutshell video that includes Toony in it. He then said in his Community tab that Mar and his friends did not won the flame war and wanted a rematch, and also calling them, SJWs. Mar and other gangs, however, decided to ignore him to not trying to cause a third flame war.

Toony continues to upload the exact same hate videos of Mar that he already had if it's like he ran out of ideas. It turns out he just wants to get attention. He did make another hate video that was not a reupload of the older versions, but after that, the two reupload hate videos and the one that wasn't a reupload got deleted. Later, Girla PurpleHeart Sucks UTTP suggests Toony that he should make a killing video on Mar, but Toony declined his suggestion.

On January 24, Toony went so far as to make a list about Mar and calling him ugly (as well as calling him a terrorist later on) in the Community tab. Four days later, this offended Mar that he had no choice but to declare on him, again, along with the Atrocious YouTubers Wiki gangs and one new member, MagnumFederal2. Before this, Ayden Mowry (Angrybirdsfan) made three videos of Toony.

On January 28, Mar8122 is planned to ditch the hate video ideas because he was tired of Toony shit and decided to use a hashtag called “#toonyleaveusalone”, flagging Toony’s videos and comments, and using DMCA to terminate Toony’s channel for good starting on February 10. However, Pinky Malinky told Mar that flagging doesn’t work. So, Mar changed the schedule that he’ll start using DMCA on February 3 to end the war, faster. Because of this, it affected Mar’s project, “Five Ways To Destroy PKMNLivesNew - Episode 5 - Revolution of FANDOM Wikia (Finale)”, that he had to put on the hold. While Mar was making a page about the third flame war, his friends were making hate videos of Toony without him (Mar8122), which is not what Mar has intended for.

Portrock1566 went made one hate video of Toony depicting as an alt-right. later, Pinky Malinky made two hate videos of Toony. Ayden Mowry made a Ditty video of Toony, which was inspired by Tomservo3's Ditty Video. Toony later planned not to make more hate videos of Mar to avoid being DMCA and instead complain in his Community tab. Despite having a thousand subscribers, they barely help him other than Girla PurpleHeart Sucks UTTP. He also made a video of Ayden Mowry flagging his video set to some unfitting music.

On January 29, Mar uploaded a video to promote #toonyleaveusalone. He also tried to call out Slob Six Zero, but he never came. Pinky Malinky later made three more rant/hate videos of Toony. While the Atrocious YouTubers Wiki gangs continue to upload more hate videos and Toony still complaining in his Community tab, C4dburys, an old friend of Mar9122, joined the bandwagon saying to Toony in a sarcastic manner. Girla PurpleHeart Sucks UTTP later defended Toony by planning to make killing videos soon.

On January 30, After Mar uploaded a "Gets Laid" video, he went to uncover Toony's old videos and found out Toony's identity. Portrock1566 uploaded another video of Toony proving that he's an alt-right, again.

On January 31, before Mar uploaded his last hate video of Toony and Portrock1566 uploading a nutshell video for this flame war, Toony claimed that there's shouldn't be a flame war just because he hates Mar. But most of the Atrocious YouTubers Wiki gangs didn't believe his hypocrisy.

On February 1, Mar made a "Last Warning" video to Toony that he'll DMCA his channel, while the rest of the Atrocious YouTubers Wiki gangs were too fatigued to continue to war. Toony, however, was feeling too worried that his channel is going downhill because of this flame war. So, he announced to his subscribers to save his videos before it's too late.

On February 2, C4dburys wasn't happy for Mar having a flame war with Toony. He made a response video saying that Toony is too young to be logical, unlike Mar, and wanted him to stop the flame war. However, he isn't sided with Toony nor Mar. To make matters worse, C4dburys_the_w0lf blocked Mar (including all of his other accounts) for believing that Mar didn't change. Regardless of the situation, Mar didn't get upset of him and rather be okay with that, because, you guessed, fuck you C4dburys!

Meanwhile, Toony started to become even more enraged and butthurt of Mar. First, he made another announcement by telling his subscribers to save his videos. Not only has he's started to falsely report Mar's videos, but also claiming that he's going to make a copyright complaint against Mar as well. Later, Angrybirdsfan2005 said "I hope you don't make an alt account" to Toony, and Toony confirmed he will make a new account, seeding another flame war for Mar9122.

On February 3th, in the early morning, Toony announced that he deleted the hate videos of Mar. When Mar checked his Community tab, he felt a bit wasted that he lost his old friend, C4dburys. So, he gave up (like the rest of the Atrocious YouTubers Wiki gangs), made one last video for Toony, and removing some spam comments from Toony. Mar also made an announcement in this wiki that the flame war has finally ended and gave a decisive victory to Toony. But regardless, Mar still keeps his hate videos of Toony for the article's sake. DoritoFan80 itself deletes his own comments from Toony's channel due to his tiredness.

Since Toony removed the hate videos, Mar decided to do the same, but he put all of the hate videos unlisted (not all of them, but only the first and last rant/hate videos as public) and put it all in the playlist.

In the evening, Toony uploaded a video of him having a victory over Mar and claims that it's not a hate video.

The war lasted 7 days and it ended with a failure to the Atrocious YouTubers Wiki gangs and Mar9122. According to Mar9122 on Horrid Reception Wikis Wiki, it could be considered a Vietnam War for The Outcast Network's history.

After the war, Toony was impressed by Mar's editing for making an image move, smoothly. Mar replied to his comment, but Toony didn't respond back. Regardless, when Mar tried to submit his truce to Toony as a sock account, Toony blocked Mar from being an enemy. He still celebrates his victory and taunting at the Atrocious YouTubers Wiki gangs, especially to Potrock1566. However, the Atrocious YouTubers Wiki gangs moved on due to their tiredness against Toony. Afterward, they learned their lesson that flame wars and drama are too much for them. For now, they'll be more censoring drama on The Outcast Network itself.

On February 12th, 2019, Girla PurpleHeart Sucks UTTP got hacked by MainstreamPopMusicSucks250 again.

====Last Chance in Horrid Reception Wikis Wiki====

On claustrophic late March 2019, TheToonTrain creates an article himself on Horrid Reception Wikis Wiki. because he made a page of himself, he's already aware that there's a page of himself. so, they decided to improve it by '''''vandalizing itself for goddamn fuck sake.''''' after that, he complained in Mar's community tab that the Atrocious YouTubers Wiki calls him a bigot and an SJW. later, he got banned.

===Mar9122 vs. Jordan Baumann/JJTA1211===
One day, in early May 2019, Mar makes an article about Jordan Baumann on Horrid Reception Wikis Wiki. when he finds about that page, he told Mar9122 on VidLii in a comment claiming he discovered his page and claimed the caption was the worst thing he ever saw. Then, he commented on Mar's profile that negative feedback is one of his weaknesses. Soon, he doxxed himself on his own website, and went on to make multiple attempts to delete the page as an unlogged user because that page was "controversial". Then, he went as far as to make a new sock and attack users and even vandalize his own page. Fortunately, it was failed.

==Reception Flame Wars Wiki==
After he renamed himself into Mar9122 permanently and declared that Horrid Reception Wikis Wiki was a mess, he decided to create another shithole with OldDirtyFoamer called Reception Flame Wars Wiki. Unlike Horrid Reception Wikis Wiki, it had less drama, but the drama still goes on with Vicious187.

===Se and Mar9122 vs. Vicious187===
Due to he Vicious187 banned innocent people and never learned his response, he contacted Se in other to win the drama, but Vicious187 snapped it before it's happening, so he decided to block Mar9122 and wants him to return to Atrocious Youtubers Wiki. Worse still, he decided to raid Rotten Websites Wiki with a batshit response to Vicious187.

===Fall===
Meanwhile, Mar9122 was having a problem again because his lolcowness itself grew into an entire Encylopedia Dramatica page, but because he already watched the entirety of Steven Universe and will come back to Stephen Universe Wiki to answers about what Blue Diamond's morality if they never got globally banned, his promises before getting banned on The Outcast Network (his own creation) because he is now a "main antagonist" (Nicholas05 deleted this, lol).

At the same time, he closed his Youtube channel, deleted Mar9122 Wiki and his Discord account, and decided to crying and rolling in bed 24/7.

==[[Fun Shitposting Wiki]]==
Before [[Christmas]], Mar decided to kill his current owner (at the time) OldDirtyFoamer, and so he decided to make an account on Kiwi Farms called GasMask0217. He was really planning to make his goddamn page about OldDirtyFoamer on Fun Shitposting Wiki. Because of this, he decided to make his account on Fun Shitposting Wiki called WobblingAmber271, and he really made a page about OldDirtyFoamer. Eiji was so mad that Eiji and PaperClip himself decided to enter Fun Shitposting Wiki to catch him, and this is why pep banned reception fags from entering here, very late later.

==Controversies==
in not-so-late Mid-2020, after he failed to rise in the Discord server, he has risen again as KillerPyro, this time he knows about a strategy how to successfully killed entire Discord people and how to hypnotize and propagandize to love lolis. For a long time, nobody knew he was actually Mar9122, except a few Fun Shitposting Wiki users knew about that, such as Inkster.

During December 2020, coincidentally on Pearl Harbor's 79th anniversary and death of Chuck Yeager (real people, not Strike Witches one), on December 7, 2020, it was revealed that <s>GroomerPedo</s> KillerPyro posted lolicon in his server, and Portrock revealed that GroomerPedo was actually Mar. we're still currently in the process of exposing him. two days later, he threw a whiny bitch-fit and threatened to leave the internet when he discovered this very page on this wiki, and a bunch of spies infiltrated both his discord servers. however, he didn't leave, so this is far from over. He did delete his YouTube account though.
==Videos==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyEH0q04XM4 Going to Feet Fetish Booru in Black Friday (NOT CLICKBAIT)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ-AyHc5FCM Proof that FANDOM Wikia is SJW (Remake)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7mHuWMTZuc [OUTDATED] Trying to take control Toxic Fandoms And Hatedoms Wiki of Miraheze it (FAILED)

==See Also==
* [[Azn]]
* [[Darren A. Nichols]] Someone from [[Indiana]] who is the same age as this fucker, the two share very much in common.
* [[Geoshea]] - Yet another ween who is the same age as him, he's from [[Pennsylvania]] by the way.
* [[Doggis|Diogo Mendes]] - A minor from [[Portugal]] who basically is Mar's lost son.
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - Some [[lolcow]] from [[Indiana]] who might be his idol.
* [[Reception Wikis]] - The retards who created this article. Watch them get butthurt over it.
* [[Lolicon]]
* [[Pedophile]]

==External Links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20191102044156/https://atrociousyoutubers.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Mar9122 His page on Atrocious YouTubers Wiki]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/mar9122 His (dead) DeviantArt account]
*[https://www.google.com/maps/place/26%C2%B037%2753.3%22N+81%C2%B057%2735.2%22W/@26.63147,-81.9619517,668m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d26.63147!4d-81.959763 Near campus, there is police department here...]
*[http://rottenwebsites.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page Shoutwiki version of RWW]
*[https://footfetishbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=account_profile&uname=Mar9122 Fucking no, he did post something on foot fetish website]

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Stranger Things

2026-01-09T08:05:47Z

Fleacollerindustry:

'''Stranger Things''' is the brand new autistic cash cow for the terrible streaming network, [[Netflix]]. It labels itself as a [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|sci-fi]] [[Saw|horror]] series that takes place in the 80's about some [[fag]] named Will who gets [[pwnt|pwned]] to [[hell|the Upside Down]]. So his 4 gay friends must find him. [[Shit no one cares about|Oh, and his mother and this police officer also try to find him and such, we dunno.]] It's about as asinine of a plot as you can get with a series about this.

Unfortunately, the show has a massive fanbase of [[Pedophile|fans]] that just won't let the show die, has a plethora of clothing and toys for idiots to show off their [[Over 9000|"ULTIMATE NURDINEZZ LOLOLOLOL"]], and even has its own Target Exclusive DVD/Blu-Ray box set of the first season. Why a Netflix show has that is beyond us.

There's now 5 seasons of this abomination, with no more on the way (except for [[Lies|totally real secret 9th episode of Season 5]]). Thankfully it's over now. Moar liek overrated, amirite?

== The [[No|Excellent]] Characters ==

[[Fag|Will Byers]] - Basically the nonbinary child who gets captured and sent to the Upside Down, and is not seen physically until the VERY END of Season 1. He does get a more prominent role in Season 2, but let's be honest: he should've been left out all together.

[[Psychopath|Joyce Byers]] - Keeps trying to talk to her son through lights, and keeps talking like a drug addict when trying to reach ahold her son.

[[Cops|Jim Hopper]] - A dumb but very fuckable cop who joins in on finding Will, and calls in a fucking search party to find him as if the whole fucking town cares about a child's disappearance.

[[Dungeons & Dragons|The Demogorgon]] - No, we're not joking. [[Theft|The people who made the show literally stole a character from Dungeons and Dragons]] and [[The_Human_Centipede|glued him into this]] show.

Mike Wheeler - No link for him because he's the most insipid character of the whole show. Has a [[ship|thing for Eleven]], and is the leader of the gang for finding Will.
[[Image:Eleven.jpg|150px|thumb|DA ULTIMATE FAEC OF EVILLLLLLL.]]

[[Mary Sue|Eleven]] - [[1337|D@ M0ST P0PUL3R CH@R@CTUR 1N D@ SH0WWWWWWW]]!!!! Basically the character that everyone loves to cosplay as. ''[[Sick fuck|(Even men.)]]'' Has [[Psion Guild|telekinetic]] powers, made a kid fucking piss himself, [[addict|has an obsession for Eggo-brand waffles]], is the key to finding Will, and dies at the end of Season 1, but comes back to life in Season 2.

'''TL;DR, she's basically your average Mary Sue but with the mind of [[Criss Angel]].'''

[[Fat|Dustin Henderson]] - HE HAS NO FRONT TEETH. HE HAS A FUNNY WAY OF TALKING. HE SAYS "SHIT" WRONG. '''LAUGH.'''

[[Nigger|Lucas Sinclair]] - The one token black kid 'cuz every gang of characters needs one. The one who's unsure about Eleven at first, but befriends her.

== The Fanbase ==
Yes, much like EVERY SINGLE FRICKIN' TV SHOW, the series has a rising fandom. Mostly comprised of [[Retro|people who grew up in the good ol' 1980s]], or [[Hot Topic|Hot Topic fangirls that love this shit]].

Tons of the merchandise exists at places like [[Wal-Mart|Target]], [[Goth|Hot Topic]], and other places. It's almost on par with [[Rick and Morty]] in that sense.

They can be found making bullshit conspiracy theories about the show, that are completely impossible to believe.

== The Homophobic Millie Bobby Brown Meme ==
In an attempt so [[lulz|lulzy]] that many people joined in on this trend, some faggot by the name of Kelsfiona on [[Twitter]] did the unthinkable: she made [[bitch|Millie Bobby Brown]], the actor for Eleven, to look like a [[homophobia|homophobe]]. This tweet got so popular enough to the point where almost everybody on Twitter joined in on the trend of making Millie look like a homophobe. On top of that, everybody was using the hashtag, #TakeDownMillieBobbyBrown.

Of course, the Stranger Things fanbase didn't take this shit lightly, and everybody screeched at the tweets, like unprofessional [[Asperger's Syndrome|autists]]. Many news reports claim that, and I quote "the fact that that fun is coming at the expense of a 14-year-old girl raises questions of whether this type of humor is also a form of bullying."
'''TL;DR, they're using the excuse that [[Matthew Davis|she's just a child]] and she needs to be protected from the "bad men".'''

Because of all the "hate" that Millie received over Twitter, she made the oh-so tough decision to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|close down her Twitter account]], causing the fanbase to screech louder than they can ever screech before.

==Holocaust==
[[File:FUAvkvDXoAAp5j6 stranger things lololol.jpg|thumb|right]]
Stranger Things season 4 was doomed from the beginning, since the actors looked way too old to be kids and teens at this point, but Netflix had a plan to distract people from the age of the actors and instead focus on something far more concerning: The Jews. Netflix decided to film this season 4 in Lukiškės prison, which was a Nazi death camp that imprisoned Jews specifically. Fans also started tattooing numbers on their arms, in reference to the characters in the show. The prison itself turned into a tourist destination where guests can stay in a “Stranger Things”-themed cell for $114 a night.

While most of the braindead audience were happily vacationing in a Nazi camp whilst branding themselves with fictional characters names, a minority of fans with functioning brains realised this was kind of fucked up and start calling out the "community", which lead to small little altercations all over twitter.

==Season 5==
Lol what a joke

Hey did you know there is a secret 9th episode?? If you keep refreshing Netflix, it'll show up.

== See also ==
[[Netflix]] - The ungodly slob of awfulness where this show comes from.

[[Rick and Morty]] - An equally terrible show, with an equally terrible fanbase.

[[Dungeons and Dragons]] - Where the Demogorgon comes from.

[[Retro]] - This show is basically eye candy for people born in the 1980s.

[[Hot Topic]] - Where most of the poorly made merchandise is sold.
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Stranger Things

2026-01-09T08:05:14Z

Fleacollerindustry:

'''Stranger Things''' is the brand new autistic cash cow for the terrible streaming network, [[Netflix]]. It labels itself as a [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|sci-fi]] [[Saw|horror]] series that takes place in the 80's about some [[fag]] named Will who gets [[pwnt|pwned]] to [[hell|the Upside Down]]. So his 4 gay friends must find him. [[Shit no one cares about|Oh, and his mother and this police officer also try to find him and such, we dunno.]] It's about as asinine of a plot as you can get with a series about this.

Unfortunately, the show has a massive fanbase of [[Pedophile|fans]] that just won't let the show die, has a plethora of clothing and toys for idiots to show off their [[Over 9000|"ULTIMATE NURDINEZZ LOLOLOLOL"]], and even has its own Target Exclusive DVD/Blu-Ray box set of the first season. Why a Netflix show has that is beyond us.

There's now 5 seasons of this abomination, with no more on the way (except for [[Lies|secret 9th episode of Season 5]]. Thankfully it's over now. Moar liek overrated, amirite?

== The [[No|Excellent]] Characters ==

[[Fag|Will Byers]] - Basically the nonbinary child who gets captured and sent to the Upside Down, and is not seen physically until the VERY END of Season 1. He does get a more prominent role in Season 2, but let's be honest: he should've been left out all together.

[[Psychopath|Joyce Byers]] - Keeps trying to talk to her son through lights, and keeps talking like a drug addict when trying to reach ahold her son.

[[Cops|Jim Hopper]] - A dumb but very fuckable cop who joins in on finding Will, and calls in a fucking search party to find him as if the whole fucking town cares about a child's disappearance.

[[Dungeons & Dragons|The Demogorgon]] - No, we're not joking. [[Theft|The people who made the show literally stole a character from Dungeons and Dragons]] and [[The_Human_Centipede|glued him into this]] show.

Mike Wheeler - No link for him because he's the most insipid character of the whole show. Has a [[ship|thing for Eleven]], and is the leader of the gang for finding Will.
[[Image:Eleven.jpg|150px|thumb|DA ULTIMATE FAEC OF EVILLLLLLL.]]

[[Mary Sue|Eleven]] - [[1337|D@ M0ST P0PUL3R CH@R@CTUR 1N D@ SH0WWWWWWW]]!!!! Basically the character that everyone loves to cosplay as. ''[[Sick fuck|(Even men.)]]'' Has [[Psion Guild|telekinetic]] powers, made a kid fucking piss himself, [[addict|has an obsession for Eggo-brand waffles]], is the key to finding Will, and dies at the end of Season 1, but comes back to life in Season 2.

'''TL;DR, she's basically your average Mary Sue but with the mind of [[Criss Angel]].'''

[[Fat|Dustin Henderson]] - HE HAS NO FRONT TEETH. HE HAS A FUNNY WAY OF TALKING. HE SAYS "SHIT" WRONG. '''LAUGH.'''

[[Nigger|Lucas Sinclair]] - The one token black kid 'cuz every gang of characters needs one. The one who's unsure about Eleven at first, but befriends her.

== The Fanbase ==
Yes, much like EVERY SINGLE FRICKIN' TV SHOW, the series has a rising fandom. Mostly comprised of [[Retro|people who grew up in the good ol' 1980s]], or [[Hot Topic|Hot Topic fangirls that love this shit]].

Tons of the merchandise exists at places like [[Wal-Mart|Target]], [[Goth|Hot Topic]], and other places. It's almost on par with [[Rick and Morty]] in that sense.

They can be found making bullshit conspiracy theories about the show, that are completely impossible to believe.

== The Homophobic Millie Bobby Brown Meme ==
In an attempt so [[lulz|lulzy]] that many people joined in on this trend, some faggot by the name of Kelsfiona on [[Twitter]] did the unthinkable: she made [[bitch|Millie Bobby Brown]], the actor for Eleven, to look like a [[homophobia|homophobe]]. This tweet got so popular enough to the point where almost everybody on Twitter joined in on the trend of making Millie look like a homophobe. On top of that, everybody was using the hashtag, #TakeDownMillieBobbyBrown.

Of course, the Stranger Things fanbase didn't take this shit lightly, and everybody screeched at the tweets, like unprofessional [[Asperger's Syndrome|autists]]. Many news reports claim that, and I quote "the fact that that fun is coming at the expense of a 14-year-old girl raises questions of whether this type of humor is also a form of bullying."
'''TL;DR, they're using the excuse that [[Matthew Davis|she's just a child]] and she needs to be protected from the "bad men".'''

Because of all the "hate" that Millie received over Twitter, she made the oh-so tough decision to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|close down her Twitter account]], causing the fanbase to screech louder than they can ever screech before.

==Holocaust==
[[File:FUAvkvDXoAAp5j6 stranger things lololol.jpg|thumb|right]]
Stranger Things season 4 was doomed from the beginning, since the actors looked way too old to be kids and teens at this point, but Netflix had a plan to distract people from the age of the actors and instead focus on something far more concerning: The Jews. Netflix decided to film this season 4 in Lukiškės prison, which was a Nazi death camp that imprisoned Jews specifically. Fans also started tattooing numbers on their arms, in reference to the characters in the show. The prison itself turned into a tourist destination where guests can stay in a “Stranger Things”-themed cell for $114 a night.

While most of the braindead audience were happily vacationing in a Nazi camp whilst branding themselves with fictional characters names, a minority of fans with functioning brains realised this was kind of fucked up and start calling out the "community", which lead to small little altercations all over twitter.

==Season 5==
Lol what a joke

Hey did you know there is a secret 9th episode?? If you keep refreshing Netflix, it'll show up.

== See also ==
[[Netflix]] - The ungodly slob of awfulness where this show comes from.

[[Rick and Morty]] - An equally terrible show, with an equally terrible fanbase.

[[Dungeons and Dragons]] - Where the Demogorgon comes from.

[[Retro]] - This show is basically eye candy for people born in the 1980s.

[[Hot Topic]] - Where most of the poorly made merchandise is sold.
{{TV}}

Stranger Things

2026-01-09T08:02:59Z

Fleacollerindustry: /* See also */ I think this should be updated with more info, but I dont watch the show

"Stranger Things" is the brand new autistic cash cow for the terrible streaming network, [[Netflix]]. It labels itself as a [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|sci-fi]] [[Saw|horror]] series that takes place in the 80's about some [[fag]] named Will who gets [[pwnt|pwned]] to [[hell|the Upside Down]]. So his 4 gay friends must find him. [[Shit no one cares about|Oh, and his mother and this police officer also try to find him and such, we dunno.]] It's about as asinine of a plot as you can get with a series about this.

Unfortunately, the show has a massive fanbase of [[Pedophile|fans]] that just won't let the show die, has a plethora of clothing and toys for idiots to show off their [[Over 9000|"ULTIMATE NURDINEZZ LOLOLOLOL"]], and even has its own Target Exclusive DVD/Blu-Ray box set of the first season. Why a Netflix show has that is beyond us.

There's currently 2 seasons of this abomination, with a third season on the way. Thankfully it'll end either on the fourth or fith seasons.

== The [[No|Excellent]] Characters ==

[[Fag|Will Byers]] - Basically the nonbinary child who gets captured and sent to the Upside Down, and is not seen physically until the VERY END of Season 1. He does get a more prominent role in Season 2, but let's be honest: he should've been left out all together.

[[Psychopath|Joyce Byers]] - Keeps trying to talk to her son through lights, and keeps talking like a drug addict when trying to reach ahold her son.

[[Cops|Jim Hopper]] - A dumb but very fuckable cop who joins in on finding Will, and calls in a fucking search party to find him as if the whole fucking town cares about a child's disappearance.

[[Dungeons & Dragons|The Demogorgon]] - No, we're not joking. [[Theft|The people who made the show literally stole a character from Dungeons and Dragons]] and [[The_Human_Centipede|glued him into this]] show.

Mike Wheeler - No link for him because he's the most insipid character of the whole show. Has a [[ship|thing for Eleven]], and is the leader of the gang for finding Will.
[[Image:Eleven.jpg|150px|thumb|DA ULTIMATE FAEC OF EVILLLLLLL.]]

[[Mary Sue|Eleven]] - [[1337|D@ M0ST P0PUL3R CH@R@CTUR 1N D@ SH0WWWWWWW]]!!!! Basically the character that everyone loves to cosplay as. ''[[Sick fuck|(Even men.)]]'' Has [[Psion Guild|telekinetic]] powers, made a kid fucking piss himself, [[addict|has an obsession for Eggo-brand waffles]], is the key to finding Will, and dies at the end of Season 1, but comes back to life in Season 2.

'''TL;DR, she's basically your average Mary Sue but with the mind of [[Criss Angel]].'''

[[Fat|Dustin Henderson]] - HE HAS NO FRONT TEETH. HE HAS A FUNNY WAY OF TALKING. HE SAYS "SHIT" WRONG. '''LAUGH.'''

[[Nigger|Lucas Sinclair]] - The one token black kid 'cuz every gang of characters needs one. The one who's unsure about Eleven at first, but befriends her.

== The Fanbase ==
Yes, much like EVERY SINGLE FRICKIN' TV SHOW, the series has a rising fandom. Mostly comprised of [[Retro|people who grew up in the good ol' 1980s]], or [[Hot Topic|Hot Topic fangirls that love this shit]].

Tons of the merchandise exists at places like [[Wal-Mart|Target]], [[Goth|Hot Topic]], and other places. It's almost on par with [[Rick and Morty]] in that sense.

They can be found making bullshit conspiracy theories about the show, that are completely impossible to believe.

== The Homophobic Millie Bobby Brown Meme ==
In an attempt so [[lulz|lulzy]] that many people joined in on this trend, some faggot by the name of Kelsfiona on [[Twitter]] did the unthinkable: she made [[bitch|Millie Bobby Brown]], the actor for Eleven, to look like a [[homophobia|homophobe]]. This tweet got so popular enough to the point where almost everybody on Twitter joined in on the trend of making Millie look like a homophobe. On top of that, everybody was using the hashtag, #TakeDownMillieBobbyBrown.

Of course, the Stranger Things fanbase didn't take this shit lightly, and everybody screeched at the tweets, like unprofessional [[Asperger's Syndrome|autists]]. Many news reports claim that, and I quote "the fact that that fun is coming at the expense of a 14-year-old girl raises questions of whether this type of humor is also a form of bullying."
'''TL;DR, they're using the excuse that [[Matthew Davis|she's just a child]] and she needs to be protected from the "bad men".'''

Because of all the "hate" that Millie received over Twitter, she made the oh-so tough decision to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|close down her Twitter account]], causing the fanbase to screech louder than they can ever screech before.

==Holocaust==
[[File:FUAvkvDXoAAp5j6 stranger things lololol.jpg|thumb|right]]
Stranger Things season 4 was doomed from the beginning, since the actors looked way too old to be kids and teens at this point, but Netflix had a plan to distract people from the age of the actors and instead focus on something far more concerning: The Jews. Netflix decided to film this season 4 in Lukiškės prison, which was a Nazi death camp that imprisoned Jews specifically. Fans also started tattooing numbers on their arms, in reference to the characters in the show. The prison itself turned into a tourist destination where guests can stay in a “Stranger Things”-themed cell for $114 a night.

While most of the braindead audience were happily vacationing in a Nazi camp whilst branding themselves with fictional characters names, a minority of fans with functioning brains realised this was kind of fucked up and start calling out the "community", which lead to small little altercations all over twitter.

==Season 5==
Lol what a joke

Hey did you know there is a secret 9th episode?? If you keep refreshing Netflix, it'll show up.

== See also ==
[[Netflix]] - The ungodly slob of awfulness where this show comes from.

[[Rick and Morty]] - An equally terrible show, with an equally terrible fanbase.

[[Dungeons and Dragons]] - Where the Demogorgon comes from.

[[Retro]] - This show is basically eye candy for people born in the 1980s.

[[Hot Topic]] - Where most of the poorly made merchandise is sold.
{{TV}}

Pirate Software

2026-01-07T06:01:42Z

Fleacollerindustry: /* His Career at Blizzard */

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{{quote|Pirate Software is the kind of guy who sounds smart until he covers a topic you know.|Sun Tzu}}

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pirate Software'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|Jason Thor Hall July 17, [[1980s|1987]] ({{age|1987|7|17}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]* ''(* status questionable)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Bug|Roach]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Race'''|[[Furry|Ferretkin]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Eye color'''|[[Shit|Brown]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Height'''|[[Manlet|"Unknown"]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|{{greentext|>Ex-Blizzard employee after working there for 7 years}} {{greentext|>[[l33t]] [[Haxor]] for the [[Glowfag|US Government]]}} {{greentext|>20 years of gaming industry "experience"}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Location'''|Rapidly Running Away From Your Position}}
{{Ibrow|'''Elevation'''|High off his own farts}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:PirateSoftware-roachSoftwareLogo.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Pirate Software Logo]]'''Pirate Software''' is the software developer company run by '''Thor''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jason Thor Hall''', not to be mistaken for [[Injun|Jason Thor nburg]]; born on July 17th, 1987). Also known as '''Roach Software''' and '''Jason GameEnds Ferrets''', <s>Thor</s> ''Jason'' is best known for having worked seven years for Blizzard, as well as a popular streaming channel where he gives friendly hints and tips covering his 20 whole years in the games industry. In fact, Jason chose "Pirate Software" in the hopes that when people googled "pirate software", his name would pop up. Too bad Jason has yet to actually release a game to pirate.

==About Jason==
[[File:PirateSoftware-happyJason.jpg|300px|thumb|left|What a happy fellow.]]You might have seen his videos online: a streamer with seven years of experience at [[Blizzard]] and 20 years of game development knowledge, sharing his knowledge and wisdom with his audience about how he was able to defend [[World of Warcraft]] servers from bots and hackers, working with the US government in trying to hack the bad guys, exposing shitty TV producers from stealing other people's hard cybersecurity work, sharing development and coding secrets, and being all-around supportive of everyone who wants to make a video game. He also grew up on sites like [[4chan]] and [[Something Awful]], so he knows the [[Troll]] playbook like the back of his hand. Experienced, calm, collected... seems like a pretty cool guy, huh? You might even think he was a pillar of the community, widely respected by his contemporaries ''and'' new game developers alike; he even won an industry award from his peers.

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<youtube>0dfYmzcrNzY</youtube>PirateSoftware WINS Best Software and Game Development Streamer award 2023|
<youtube>4rCP1tdNTY0</youtube>MS Paint Wins|
<youtube>Ny5vjwA-3hU</youtube>Jason teaching how anyone can be a master hacker|
<youtube>30xYWHLINbI</youtube>A completely agreeable take on how mobile ads should be done|
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Surely he will have a long and respectable career, and nothing bad will ever happen to him.

Actually, not quite. For all of Jason's apparent knowledge and experience, he's actually just a shell of that person. He is the programming equivalent of a Chocolate Easter Bunny; once you crack open the delicious veneer, all you get is a hollow person with just as much wisdom. But we'll cover how much he doesn't know in due time.

===Why the fuck is he 'Thor'?===
[[File:PirateSoftware-thorIsHisName.png|500px|center|thumb|As far as John Law is concerned, his middle name is Thor]]
Believe it or not, but one of the few times Jason isn't lying about himself is with his name. His middle name literally is "Thor". To be fair if that was my legal middle name I would be milking it too, and you'd be stupid not to yourself. Because honestly, who wants to be known as "Jason the Programmer"? It just sounds so pathetic...

That's the thing, tho: Jason really is just plain ol' "Jason the Programmer"... calling himself "THOR" for as long as he has clearly got to his brain and made him think he was a God amongst us ''mere'' mortals. However, he has done nothing to be worthy of that dignity, so "Jason the Programmer" he will forever remain.

===His so-called "Deep" Voice (aka "Going through Puberty Twice")===
Apparently Jason had a much higher voice that he currently has. He jokes about "going through puberty twice" which is now why his voice is deeper... but some people aren't buying it. What do you think?

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<youtube>vtAM3zMuyZ0</youtube>Voice Evolution|
<youtube>DZReXty6ZX0</youtube>Pirate Software's "Real Voice"|
<youtube>X1-h7VCX05M</youtube>xQc reacts to PirateSoftware FAKING His Voice 💀|
<youtube>VjUun6owSCE</youtube>Denver Comic Con 2017 - Pirate Software Interview
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In reality, he probably either uses a voice changer or has practiced speaking in a lower voice. But let's be honest: with how childish he's been acting, it doesn't seem like he even had a first puberty to go then through a second one.

==His Career at Blizzard==
{{quote|You can take the man out of Blizzard, but you can't take the Blizzard out of the man|Confucius}}

[[File:PirateSoftware-5yearsAtBlizzardAMA.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Jason has a reddit AMA about his then-five years at Blizzard, as if he was someone worth doing an AMA with]]As you might not know, Jason worked for [[Blizzard]] for seven years, doing QA testing. Did he get in because he got lucky with a "help wanted" ad? Did his company get purchased by Blizzard and they recognized the quality of his work? Nope: [[Nepobaby|his dad got him hired]]. However, Jason's time at Blizzard is largely unknown because he never talks about it:

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<youtube>Y03L5KlXDLg</youtube> PirateSoftware Never Talks About Blizzard (SUPERCUT)|
<youtube>d35RVLUcux8</youtube> Asmongold Reacts: PirateSoftware Never Talks About Blizzard (SUPERCUT)
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[[File:PirateSoftware-blizzardStream2.png|right|thumb|300px|He ''never'' talks about his time at Blizzard]][[File:PirateSoftware-blizzardStream1.png|right|thumb|300px|Well, maybe a ''little''...<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jason-thor-hall-piratesoftware-maldavius-figtree-darksphere-creations-maldavius-thorwich-witness-x-potatosec.197757/post-22182643</ref>]]For what it's worth, Jason treasured his time at Blizzard as the first second generation Blizzard employee and absolutely respects [[South Park#World_of_Warcraft_Episode_(2006)|his Dad]] for setting him on a path to game development greatness. In fact, it got to the point where the mere aura of his dad being a top dog at Blizzard was enough to keep him employed.

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<youtube>r-xJjiS4wcA</youtube> How Pirate Software treats his Dad that works at Blizzard.|
<youtube>WzPAePAFl58</youtube> I used to think people were being harsh on #PirateSoftware
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We can't say the same for any of his coworkers... as takes of Jason The Lolcow is starting to work its way through the internet, some of his Blizzard coworkers are sharing their tales of Jason during his seven years there.

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In fact, Quintheo had an interview with Aludiana, one of Jason's ex-coworkers from his Blizzard years (of which there those years measured seven). She claimed that:
* that coworker also had the last name "Hall, so everyone thought her and Jason were family, and thus she was given the responsibility of babysitting Jason
* Jason's dad kinda didn't do anything to support him, but at the same time, he was still protected by Blizzard staff because NONE OF THEM wanted to be known as "the guy who fired the son of Blizzard royalty"
* Jason couldn't get anything done he was asked to do, so Blizzard higher-ups placed Jason somewhere where he could do the least harm: bot detection
* of the work Jason actually did, it was maybe only about one whole backbreaking hour per day. The other seven hours were spend scrolling through reddit
* when Jason moved into her place, he was an absolute slob... she eventually had to kick him out. When she attempted to clean his room, the walls were caked in... let's just say spit. Lots and lots of spit.
* Jason yelled at her team during a charity gaming event to raise money for children (I guess Jason was upset that he wasn't gonna get any of those funds, no matter how much of a child he acted like)

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<youtube>aqKmYxtjTWM</youtube> Pirate Software’s Ex-Roommate Speaks Out - Quintheo
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So it's clear that Jason has never had to experience ''real'' consequences in life, and coasted through life like a hot potato... being tossed between one department or another and equating that as actual job growth. He's like a child of a brain surgeon thinking that ''they'' are the one operating only because they're in the same room.

===Other Jobs===
After his seven year stint at Blizzard, Jason branched off to work at [[Amazon|Amazon Game Studio]] and then the [[Glownigger|US Department of Energy]]. If you take everything Jason says about this time at face value, you would think he was a super L33T HAXOR... but in reality he was writing phishing emails and performed other bits of social engineering which basically amounted to ''"can you PWEEESE give us your password? kthx"''

==Degenerate Furry Years==
[[File:PirateSoftware-MaldaviusFigtree.png|300px|right|thumb|Maldavius Figtree furself]]In his early online years (between his time working for Blizzard for seven years), Jason had a second life on [[Second Life]], where he was a [[furry]] known as "Maldavious Figtree". This is apparently a source of considerable embarrassment for him and he has tried everything he could to silence all info about this. For example, he asked WikiFur and FurAffinity to blank out his pages... but here they are.

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PirateSoftware-WikiFurGone.png|lol nope
PirateSoftware-FurAffinity.png|[[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m|EPIC TEA SIPPAGE]]!! ''Yeah. ~Drink that tea~. -JUST- like -that-.....mmmmmm..... It's how I like it..... Oooooooh yeeeaaaaahhhh.''
PirateSoftware-dickSuckingFur.png|i hope dad is proud of me uwu
PirateSoftware-piratSoftware.jpg|piRAT Software (made with Jason's approval... uh ok)
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===Second Life===
Jason LOVED his time with [[Second Life]], except now he denies he ever had much to do with it. A lot of his time was spent with the [[Justice League Unlimited]] group (only to then crashout later), as well as a dick sucking or two with [[Windowlic Klaar]]. Of course Jason claims that his time with Second Life was instead just purely transactional: making mods and skins for a bunch of high rolling whales (the [[Money|money type]], the [[Furry|furry type]], and/or the [[Fat-fuck|size type]]... which were sometimes the same person).

It got to the point where any YouTube video covering his years yiffing on Second Life were all taken down by butthurt Maldavious Figtree, but we all know those videos still exist.

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There's plenty more to cover about his secret shame years, but here's a taste:

[[File:PirateSoftware-secondLifeMeeting.png|400px|center|thumb|Jason sure does know how to pick 'em.]]

===LyricWulf Chat Logs===
In June 2025, one of Jason's fabulous furry friends, LyricWulf, decided to leak all of the degenerate furry chats they had together from around 2018. Like, EVERY ''scintillating'' detail of their relationship was laid bare. Apparently things were going good between them until LyricWulf discovered Jason was married, and when Jason was confronted with this info, Jason ended their relationship and blocked LyricWulf.

The chatlogs includes bangers like:

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The crazy thing about this is: NONE OF THIS would've been revealed to be exploited if Jason didn’t keep kicking the hornet's nest over this past year. Even crazier: this isn't even the most fucked up thing Jason has done.

==World of Warcraft==
[[File:PirateSoftware-wowNoManaComic.png|right|300px|thumb|Rapidly Running Away From Your Position]]The funny thing is: everything up to this point in Jason's life had been properly sealed from his audience and otherwise unknown from the internet at large. All the furry accusations were buried, Jason's e-lover LyricWulf was thoroughly discredited (at least as far as Jason was concerned)... every individual controvery about his life prior to Pirate Software was in the rearview window. Bro ''absolutely'' lucked the fuck out to get millions of fans who knew jack squat about his degeneracy, and to get a second chance with a clean slate. Now his new career as an inspiring, wholesome game developer and all-around smart guy with seven years experience working for Blizzard was on the up-and-up. Nothing could go wrong!

===WOW Classic Hardcore & OnlyFangs===
Enter a little game called [[World of Warcraft]], which Jason had talked a lot about during his streams. Apparently he worked on catching bots, scammers and other miscreants in-game during his seven big years at Blizzard, so it would be fair to think that Jason was an expert on how the game worked and played. On top of that, Blizzard also had recently released a version of WOW called "World of Warcraft Classic", which replicated the game exactly as it was before the first expansion, and then added a "Hardcore" mode on top of that, which meant that once you died in-game, your character was permanently dead (unrevivable). The latter was absolutely breeding grounds for all kinds of crazy streaming shenanigans, and more and more people—including Jason—began to stream their WOW Classic Hardcore plays.

It got to the point where all the major Hardcore mode streamers decided to band together into a single streamer guild called "[[OnlyFans|OnlyFangs]]" and collectively battle dungeons and face other challenges. It was a fun time, but the ''real'' shot in the arm for the guild was when Jason joined up. Afterall, Jason was an expert player, he knew the game like the back of his hand! What better way help increase the profile and quality of gameplay by adding such a venerated WOW player to the guild?

===The Raid===
To cut a long and boring story short: four players of OnlyFangs plus Jason went on a raid to a particular dungeon, with one of them being the shotcaller/leader to call the plays. However, they went in a bit too deep into that particular dungeon and got a bit overwhelmed and the shotcaller said "Run, run!", which Jason interpreted as "[[Coward|every man for himself]]". Now, to be fair, you and I are noob players, so there's no shame in thinking the same thing... but Jason prided himself to be a professional Blizzard employee with seven years experience, so surely he would've known that "run!" ''might not'' have meant "run away". But hey, we all make mistakes, so I guess we can let that one slide.

It wasn't until he was called out by another player who asked "Bro why are you running?" when the excuses started to kick in: ''"Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you?"'' Instead of just saying "oh shit, I misheard, lemme head back", Jason decided that it was none of his problem and waddled off. Now it was true that he had low mana, but only because he wasted it on spells that benefitted him (such as a spell that made him [[Coward|run away faster]]). He also had a mana gem—something that could've refreshed his mana to help everyone else—but refused to use it. In the end, Jason's inability/unwillingness/panic prevented him from doing anything useful and two members of his team died. And since this was hardcore, their characters were ''permanently'' dead, with no resurrection possible.

But hey, again, we all make mistakes. Afterall, the other OnlyFangs members accepted that maybe they pulled to many enemies that overwhelmed them, or maybe they misspoke when they didn't give clear instructions, or botched a few spells themselves. Things definitely could've been better. And Jason agrees that it was their fault. In fact, he agrees SO MUCH that it was ''their'' fault that he doesn't think he did anything wrong. Even when the team confronted Jason about it, Jason was like "lol sux to be you, you should be a professional ex-Blizzard employee like me".

===The End===
[[File:PirateSoftware-manaGem.jpg|400px|center|thumb|He was saving it for next time!]]

Of course this would not end well for Jason. In fact, the only ''ONLY'' reason '''''any''''' of this has happened to Jason is simply because he refused to admit any degree of regret and culpability for his actions. If he had simply said "oops, sorry, my bad guys", he wouldn't be having his massive crashout right now. Honestly it's kinda hilarious knowing that a single mana gem cost Jason thousands of dollars. But hey, things can't get that much worse for him... right??

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<youtube>WzYgMEdwbIU</youtube>Pirate Software's Toxic Ego - Dev|
<youtube>wySIfdGqz3k</youtube>PirateSoftware Drama Animated - WoW Classic Hardcore - "PiRAT Roachware"|
<youtube>zdhgz_xrX1s</youtube>🎵 Just Run (The PirateSoftware Situation) 🎵
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[[File:PirateSoftware-doubleDown.jpg|center|400px|thumb|Not even KFC has doubled down as much as Jason had]]

==The Rise of Pirate Software==
If you aren't already aware, Jason spent seven years as an employee at Blizzard before he realized that he hated the corpo life and quit to make his own game. Afterall, with his 20 years of gaming experience, it should be a breeze for him to make a game. Now with what money he had to take years off before the sweet sweet streaming dosh came in... who knows? But he was able to stream and code regularly since 2016, and that is where you probably first discovered Jason on your feed. And it worked! Credit where credit is due: he spent several years hustling and it finally paid off big time:

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Of course, as we all know by now, he clearly spent more time trying to increase his subscriber/follower counts than he did on actually working on himself; the guy grew big, but he didn't grow up.

===Streaming Career===
What brought Jason into the limelight and internet stardom after working at Blizzard for seven years was not only his actual Twitch streams where he would share useful advice covering his 20 year career in gaming, but having clips of his streams appear on YouTube. He was a rising star, and even won a streaming award in 2023. In fact, Jason (and his audience) shattered the Twitch "Hype Train" record, reaching Level 106 on April 1st, 2024. Good job!

Oh, wait... not so fast: it does appear that he MIGHT have faked this most recent hype train using one of his mods, KhronosVII, going under one of their alt accounts ("SerendipitousBean"). The chat covering it flashed up on the screen for just a sec, but the internet remembers. Of course the stream that this appeared on has disappeared, but it doesn't mean people haven't recovered the info:

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Uh oh! Having a mod pay for a donation AND expecting 82% back in compensation? That might be against Twitch TOS!

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<youtube>1YYNAruSye4</youtube>Pirate Software Just Got Caught - Quintheo|
<youtube>9z4-6pnN_T0</youtube>Pirate Software Twitch FRAUD Allegations - Legal Mindset
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But good news: those guys are ALL wrong about this! This is totally all just normal Twitch stuff that happens on Twitch... a so-called "nothing burger". So I guess we'll just see what happens, huh?

That said, PROTIP: if you're on a stream, just leave your Twitch and Discord chat window on a ''separate'' monitor.

===Champions of Breakfast===
Apparently not a bad game. Truly an abberation. However, Jason mentioned that this game has "unpiratable DRM"... but, we all know that wasn't true.

===Heartbound===
[[File:PirateSoftware-heartboundBecauseIBelieve.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Because I believe this game will be released in my lifetime]]Jason's next game, Heartbound, would be his magnus opus. Not only would it be an [[Undertale]] killer, but it would have the same trauma dumping themes as well. It was announced in 2016 and finally released on December 2017, as planned. Heartbound later went on to have two ''highly'' successful sequels: Mindbound which was released in 2018, and Soulbound which was released 2021 (though slightly delayed due to Covid). The Heartbound Trilogy is highly lauded in the Indie Gaming scene, and Jason has inspired many people with his wholesome "ANYONE can make a video game!" attitude.

[[File:PirateSoftware-heartbound2016.png|400px|center|thumb|Heartbound in 2016, to be released [[Vaporware|very soon]]!]]

lol jk Heartbound hasn't even been released yet. It WAS supposed to be released by December 2017... but it's been over eight years and he's still working on it.

====Quality Assurance====
Jason announced Heartbound in 2016, but he might have been coding it a bit beforehand. Now you may not believe it when I tell you, but between you and me: we aren't the same person with the same skill level after ten years. In Jason's case, it fucking shows: his coding is ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT for someone who's been "in the industry" for 20ish years. I did a touch of C++ coding when I was in college and his code looks exactly like my coding as a freshman. The difference: I don't claim to have decades of industry experience.

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Anyways, people who DO have the proper industry experience took one look at Jason's code and had a field day. Remember, this all happened after the whole World of Warcraft roach-out AND the the Stop Killing Games crashout: Jason could've avoided ALL OF THIS.

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<youtube>HHwhiz0s2x8</youtube>"I reviewed Pirate Software's code. Oh boy..." - Coding Jesus|
<youtube>Q6aRA0szfiI</youtube>"Pirate Software responded to my code review..." - Coding Jesus|
<youtube>jDB49s7Naww</youtube>"I reviewed Pirate Software's OFF-STREAM code. It's even worse." - Coding Jesus|
<youtube>6KtzADIW0tg</youtube>"Developer Examines PirateSoftware - Part 2" - Slop News Network|
<youtube>WOjwwUO2x14</youtube>"Fridgegate: Pirate Software caught lying to his audience (again)." - Coding Jesus
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First off, "Jesus vs. Thor" wasn't a headline anyone was expecting this year. Secondly, here's a fun fact: Jason doesn't actually code live on stream! All the videos of Jason with code in the background? That's just exposition, he's not actually editing any of that. I mean, maybe he is NOW, now that his ass is in the spotlight. But go back over his pre-SKG streams and you'll be hard pressed to find much code editing. In fact, you'll get nothing but excuses on why he hasn't been able to release much of anything over the last 8 years:

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[[File:PirateSoftware-thePapaGutNoCodingLive.mp4|640px|center|thumb|No Code November]]

Maybe the best example of Jason's shitty coding skills is with the lighting system. Now if you're not some random programmer who worked for Blizzard for seven years, you might not realize how shitty Jason's lightning system is. Think of it this way: one way to properly program a lightning system in a game would be to effectively have all light sources basically act like an inverted mask... the environment itself has a dark overlay, and the light system simply cuts a hole into that overlay. Easy peasy. Jason's lighting system is to take a light source graphic (spotlight, street light, etc) and literally poll EVERY SINGLE PIXEL of that graphic file and ask "is it on? YES/NO, then move to the next pixel". A simple 100x100 image file means that polling is done 10,000 times EVERY SINGLE FRAME.

And that was just ONE example of his shitty bits of programming. There are tons of other examples that I just don't have the mana to cover right now.

Perhaps the most apt comparison of Jason's code would be that of [[YandereDev]], who also has been spending years to make one game... the difference however is that YandereDev didn't claim 20ish years experience in the gaming industry.

====What's It All About====
OK hey, the game can be ''coded'' like shit... but it doesn't matter if the game is good, fun and engaging... right? I mean, [[Undertale]] and the [[Pokémon]] games have shit code but it would be a stretch for anyone to consider them "bad, unengaging games" right? So let's watch Heartbound in action and judge for ourselves!

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<youtube>-BNWD5IibOc</youtube>Pirate Software's Game is WORSE Than You Could Imagine - Lord Frogmire|
<youtube>HGkHGg9Oe9g</youtube>Heartbound - A Waste of Effort and Time - MangaKamen|
<youtube>lI2grAlKM9E</youtube>Is PirateSoftware's Game that Bad? - Boss Door|
<youtube>xBiivlAiXps</youtube>Pirate Software's Game is Trash - HeyPalski|
<youtube>lale5Rw1BpE</youtube>Pirate Software's Game Is Genuinely Awful - Clinic|
<youtube>qw7QfmCiWDg</youtube>Heartbound - A Total Unfinished Disaster - Dumbsville
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''EEGGGHHHHHHHH.'' OK this game thinks it's hot shit but it's just cold diarrhea.

As mentioned, Heartbound is simply one of your typical trauma dumping, mental health games (like Undertale, OMORI, [[Gamergate|Depression Quest]], etc)... although calling Heartbound a "game" is far too generous than it deserves. The "gameplay" itself consists of:
* talking to NPC
* walking to this location
* talking to more NPCs
* walking to that location
* talking to your talking dog
* choosing between one of three scenarios
* talking to characters who seem important but will never appear again
* walking between two really obvious locations in the "puzzle" sections
* talking to an enemy who instigates one of like three actual battles (if you've ever played Simon, the computer controlled game of following lights and flashes, then you've already played Heartbound's battles)
* playing a falling item puzzle
* reading awful [[Reddit]]-tier [[I'm so random|random-access humor]] dialogue that was already cringe last decade
* slogging through puzzles that aren't explained at all

[[File:PirateSoftware-cryingKid.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Heartbound in a nutshell: a little kid having to deal with the fact that bad things in real life happen]]There is no character motivation beyond "where's my dog", no tension, no payoff... it just... it's a walking simulator. Also, the Mom is the bad guy in one of the three scenarios, even though she's only ever shown once prior to her BIG REVEAL (and barely at that). ''"...you're only going to hurt them..." "Delicious food pods!"'' It reads like a 15 year old girl wrote this, not someone who spent seven years working for Blizzard. In fact, the trauma dumping makes a hell of a lot more sense when you learn more about Jason's life and discover that everything about this game has ties to his life. For example, you play as the character "Lore", which sounds an awful like "Thor". Hmmmm....

The three scenarios of the game (thus far) are:
* '''Act 2 - The Tower''': this represents a "deteriorating office building in an empty void", where Lore has to sit at cubicles, performing mindless chores, and eventually meet the BOSS of the whole office building: his Mother.
:* Compare with Jason's life at Blizzard, where he eventually quit because he felt corpo life was boring and unfulfilling (undoubtedly "forcing" him to perform "mindless chores") and one of the top execs of the whole company was is Dad.
* '''Act 3 - Animus''': this is a "village of anthropomorphic animals", where they talk, and talk, and talk and talk and talk and talk...
:* Compare with Jason's life as a furry, who also liked to talk and talk and talk and talk about UWUs and their nuzzles
* '''Act 4 - Jotunheim''': depending on how [[Gay|curious]] you are, you can get sent to one of two places. However, this act remains unfinished and unplayable.
:* Compare with Jason's obvious bi-curiosity, his desire to gamify his life, including the fact that he is incapable of finishing anything. Super meta.

So in essence: Heartbound is actually just "Jason the Video Game", programmed by "Jason the Programmer". I made an actual game with actual gameplay back in college using OpenGL, and that technically makes me a more successful game developer than Jason. How about that?

====The Next Undertale??====
You can love Heartbound, you can hate it. But whatever you do, do NOT call it "the next Undertale" like [[MatPat]] did.

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Toby Fox was insulted that MatPat didn't link to Heartbound during the review video, but I wanna think Toby Fox was embarrassed to have Undertale be compared to Heartbound.

====So Now What====
Since Coding Jesus put a big fat target on Jason for his shitty programming, Jason has started doing minor tweaks to Heartbound. Compunding matters is that Valve auto-noticed that Heartbound hasn't been updated in like 13 months, and put a big fat notice to everyone about it:

[[File:PirateSoftware-abandonedHeartbound.png|400px|center|thumb|Lies, Jason said he was coding Heartbound every day.]]

Thanksfully Jason discovered a cheatcode: all he has to do is change a bit of useless code here, tweak a few unnecessary graphic files there, and ''TADAH!'' he's pushed out a new patch update. See, he IS coding afterall!

Will Heartbound ever be finished? Maybe, maybe not. But one thing is for sure: the Undertale audience Jason was aiming for has grown up and moved on. Too bad he hasn't.

[[File:PirateSoftware-heartboundYouTube.jpg|400px|center|thumb|That little girl is more of an adult than Jason is.]]

====Wikipedia Article Removed====
Recently on [[Wikipedia]], the article for Heartbound was removed after fierce debate<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Heartbound_(video_game)</ref>, as it simply is not notable. In fact, one user [[ragequit]] from Wikipedia editing due to "[[Fag|wikistress]]".

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If you don't have time to read the arguments for or against deletion, basically it boiled down to:
* '''KEEP:''' Look at all these third party articles that gush about Heartbound!
* '''DELETE:''' lol no they're all interviews with Jason; they don't count as independent third party sources... also no one plays the game

Surely Jason has friends of friends who can "independently" verify his work for him to therefore make it worthy of inclusion, right? Afterall, he worked in the gaming industry for 20 years (7 of which were at Blizzard) so unless he [[Tom Preston|overinflated]] his achievements, then he must have people who can write enough puff pieces about him!

* '''UPDATE:''' His Heartbound article was UN-deleted
* '''UPDATE 2:''' The Heartbound article was turned into a redirect to a section about it on his primary "Pirate Software" article
* '''UPDATE 3:''' That Pirate Software article is also nominated for deletion.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Pirate_Software</ref>

[[File:PirateSoftware-wikipediaArticle5.png|400px|center|thumb|Current Vote: "Delete and Salt"]]

* '''UPDATE 4:''' The Pirate Softwate article has also been deleted. Meaning THIS article is the ONLY wiki-adjacent source for Jason!

[[File:PirateSoftware-wikipediaArticle6.png|400px|center|thumb|Article has been Deleted and Salted]]

===Offbrand Games===
He was working with this third party but had to quit because the Stop Killing Games people were being mean to him :(

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==Idle Streaming Bonanza==
So there's this game on Steam called "Idle Streaming Bonanza" about idle streaming or something, and as a joke the developer did a mockup of a roach-like character with Jason's voice and posted it on Reddit.

[[File:PirateSoftware-idleStreamingBonanza.png|400px|center|thumb|WITH WIZARD HAT!]]

Jason got [[butthurt]] about it and attempted to sue the developer. Of course the jokes is that it never was in the game, it was a mockup... but Jason was just SOOOOO butthurt that the only solution was to threaten a lawsuit.

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<youtube>dXrV7D3OMAM</youtube>I added Pirate Software to my indie game! (He DMCA'd my game!!!)|
<youtube>Rzdz8lT-mio</youtube>Pirate Software Almost Killed My Indie Game Idle Streaming Bonanza|
<youtube>31JIIPlsm-g</youtube>PirateSoftware False DMCA'd Indie Dev and Threatened to Sue
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==Stop Killing Games==
[[File:PirateSoftware-autisticScreeching.png|400px|thumb|right|Stop Killing Games vs. Jason Hall, in a nutshell]][[File:StopKillingGames-pirateSoftwareBadDreams.jpg|400px|right]]Here's the thing, even after the World of Warcraft thing happened, the fallout from that was limited solely to them turbonerds who play WOW, not the normal, regular people who were Jason's audience. As far as his audience was concerned, Jason was still the same wholesome seven-year employee of Blizzard he's always been. At least, that was the case before Jason threw his hat into the whole [[Stop Killing Games]] initiative.

So around August 2024, Jason shared two videos about how he grossly misunderstood SKG's goals. Now, ''US GAMERS RISING UP!!'' movements tends to be [[GamerGate|pretty cringe]] because that shit never goes anywhere... but Jason's shitty views were ''so cringe'' that it somehow made SKG look like a Holy Mission from God by comparison. But the thing is, Jason made those videos before his WOW roach-out, so they not only flew under the radar of most people, but it actually encouraged his audience to just accept his backwards opinions at face-value. Afterall, Jason worked for Blizzard for seven years and outsmarted the writers of ''Mr. Robot''... surely his opinions are as educated as Thor's Hammer itself is earth-shatteringly powerful!

However, once his WOW roach-out AND his refusal to take any accountability from it got Jason digging himself into a deeper and deeper and deeper hole, it ensured that all the other hot takes he tried to bury would be dug up as well. Enter Ross, creator of the SKG initiative: he posted a video in late June 2025 about how the SKG initiative was woefully undersigned, and at that current rate it probably wouldn't get the necessary signatures in time for it's 31st July 2025 deadline in Europe... and that Jason's videos about it probably doomed it.

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<youtube>HIfRLujXtUo</youtube>The end of Stop Killing Games - June 23, 2025|
<youtube>cmkCQJrc9n4</youtube>Big update on Stop Killing Games! - July 3, 2025
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If there was ''anything'' that Jason did that put a gigantic spotlight onto him, it was this. Not the degenerate gay furry shit, not the fact that Heartbound has taken eight years to program (and it's still not even finished), and not even the turbonerd World of Warcraft shit. This moment is when Jason's wholesome mask came off and the roach was revealed.

But hey, maybe we were all wrong, maybe Jason got a whiff of something and mistakenly misunderstood the whole thing. We can make mistakes, right? Especially considering that the last couple years of Jason's YouTube shorts showed him to be a smart, intelligent, experienced person who understand the value of game preservation and trying to ensure unemployed gamers can keep playing the same games they bought 40 years ago while they're living in their mother's basement. That's where two of the most influential YouTubers—Charlie (penguinz0) and Mutahar (SomeOrdinaryGamers)—got into a chat with Jason, just to talk some sense into him. It's a good thing they did because that was enough to convince Jason the errors of his way.

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<youtube>6sJpTCitKqw</youtube>Stop Killing Games - penguinz0|
<youtube>GuTp4Am51i0</youtube>PirateSoftware Situation - penguinz0|
<youtube>YmU5gcttf1c</youtube>Stop Killing Games... - SomeOrdinaryGamers|
<youtube>6oRG5k-DcQc</youtube>Why PirateSoftware Is Wrong About Stop Killing Games... - SomeOrdinaryGamers|
<youtube>ySAGV639z_4</youtube>Pirate Software is a very unlikable person - RGOnax
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[[File:PirateSoftware-aggressivelyMisunderstand.jpg|right|300px]]lol of course not, you should know by know that Jason isn't going to "bend at the knee" and apologize just to appease the unwashed masses. He's a man of principle: Jason will gladly die on the hill of "I'm right, you're not", and he's not gonna let ''anyone'' tell him he's wrong about anything! Let alone Ross, who Jason refused to talk to in order to make sure they understood one another... even tho Jason said that he was open to a discussion about SKG. Hell, Jason will just outright ban users who barely sneeze anything about SKG: he even has a running counter for every user banned over it. What a wholesome guy... who would've thought an ex-Blizzard employee with seven years experience there would be such an asshole?

What's ironic in all this is: Jason not only—at best—misinterpreted SKG's goals, but he still outright stated that he would do everything he could to STOP it. And he might've gotten away with it too if it weren't for the pesky fact that Jason simply cannot stop engaging with the mob. For someone so "logical", he has ''no clue'' how much engaging with his ops creates a feedback loop. Jason got people SO PISSED OFF that they managed to go from barely over 400k signatures in late-June to nearly 1.4 million by mid-July. Take a look!

[[File:StopKillingGames-graphOfSignatures.png|500px|center|thumb|Holy interest spike, Batman!]]

Of course everyone was expecting Jason to claim victory, like how this was actually a 5D chess move to be the villian SKG needed to help signal boost it to new heights... but naw, Jason isn't THAT smart (despite his seven years of real world experiences from working at Blizzard). Jason's most recent statement on the matter ultimately was the following, but it did little to help his refresh his image... not that he cares:

{{quote|I'm gonna be honest with you: I hope your initiative gets everything you asked for, but nothing you wanted.|Jason Hall, butthurt after the initiative passed 1 million signatures.}}

[[File:PirateSoftware-iWasTheVillian.png|center|400px|thumb|Actually lol he did give himself a gold star for his part in trying to tear SKG down.]]

==The Fall of Pirate Software==
[[File:PirateSoftware-streamersAreBeingFed.jpg|300px|right|thumb|SLOPTUBERS ARE EATING WELL]]We're still seeing the full effects of Jason's growing lolcow status, but it's clear it's starting to take a toll. But who knows how low he can go! Maybe he'll claim that peanut butter doesn't exist. But hey, if you're a reaction and/or commentary streamer, then you have been EATING WELL! I pray Jason keeps being a lolcow for your sake.

[[File:PirateSoftware-lolcowGoesMoo.jpg|400px|thumb|center|Looks like flesh is back on the menu, boys!]]

===What Did It Cost You? Everything===
[[File:PirateSoftware-losingFans.jpg|300px|right|thumb|It can't get worse than this, right?]]As of late, Jason has had almost daily sloptuber videos made of him, completely overshadowing any legitimate good that he had championed. His wholesome "anyone can make games!" message, his [[Rape|ferret rescue]], his reputation... everything that took him years to build up was torn down in six months. But to be fair, it's all our fault for making this an issue for him: if we didn't hold his feet to the fire for the things he did, then he'd still have his reputation. We should all be ashamed for ourselves.

But at least he has his pride.

====Channel Traffic====
Ever since the WOW drama, his views/subscribers/followers have taken a serious hit. He was ''almost'' about to recover from that until the [[Stop Killing Games]] thing happened, and all hope for a recovery was lost. Now Jason may not lose ''all'' of his audience, but at this point he is definitely stuck with only the sickest of sycophants willing to feed his delusions... and pay for Jason's inevitible [[OnlyFans]] saga.

So how much of the normie vote did Jason lose? Well, take a look:

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Uh-oh, spaghetti-ohs! In fact, by one calculation, his revenue stream in July was cut to just 25% of what he was earning in April:

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Oops.

====Ferret <s>Farm</s> Rescue====
[[File:PirateSoftware-jasonGamendsFerrets.jpg|400px|center|thumb|Jason GameEnds Ferrets]]
[[File:PirateSoftware-ferretFursona.png|300px|thumb|right|stupid sexy ferrets]]Whatever Jason does with his ferrets is between him and his furry friends. However, he ostensibly runs a Ferret Rescue where he rescues ferrets from awful situations, and all of his donations from Twitch and elsewhere goes to supporting this rescue. The problem here is that apparently his rescue is less of an ACTUAL rescue and more of a "cat lady hoard": it seems like the ferrets aren't actually being placed in a proper facility that follows the animal welfare laws of the State of Washington but instead just... exist.

Unfortunately, it appears that the reduction in his revenue stream will hurt the poor ferrets, and it's all our fault. The thing is, in one of the interviews Jason did with Dr. K, Dr. K mentioned that it's a poor tactic to counter criticism with something that no one can argue against, for the express purpose of manipulating the discussion against criticsm. Like, if someone tells you "I like the color green", and you respond with "yeah well my grandmother died after touching grass: do you want to support the color green now??" There is no way you can be like "well, I still like the color green" without coming off as also supporting dead grandmothers as well. And by the looks of things, that is one of the things Jason has been doing to manipulate the narrative around him: "if you stop supporting me and keep making shitty videos criticizing me, then you're taking money away from my employees and my ferrets, and that's not cool"... but without any awareness that his actions brought this upon himself. It's like blaming the tsunami that washed away the house you had built on sand.

Well, hopefully the poor ferrets could end up in a place that actually cares for them instead of in Jason's basement.

Incidentally, if you wanna know the official state of the ferrets under his care, check out these spredsheets:

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====Jason's Game Jam====
Jason ran regular Game Jams where people could just jam together and program video games. Unfortunately there has been dwindling numbers since January 2025, and the latest Jam got a paltry number of submissions.

[[File:PirateSoftware-GameJam17.png|center|400px|thumb|419 whole entries]]
[[File:PirateSoftware-GameJam15and16.jpg|center|400px|thumb|Even #16 had less than #15]]

If you're lucky, you might win Game Jam #18! If only because you were the only entry and therefore won by default.

====Taking a break, then DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING====
Normally Jason takes stream breaks on Thursdays (aka Thor's Day... get it?????), but one day he decided to take a break from it all.

[[File:PirateSoftware-takingABreak.png|400px|thumb|center|Yes, a vacation is what you need. Everything will go away as soon as you do.]]
[[File:PirateSoftware-noStreamSince2025July29.png|400px|thumb|center|Don't worry, he'll be back soon!]]

Not that this wasn't already accurately predicted by others:

[[File:PirateSoftware-breakPredicted.png|400px|thumb|center|NOOOOO shit]]

During this downtime, Jason used it to clear his mind, relax, take a breather... and then [[Delete fucking everything|removed all of his livestreams from YouTube and Twitch]]. That's 22 million views wiped out in a snap.

[[File:PirateSoftware-DELETEFUCKINGEVERYTHING-youtube.png|500px|center|thumb|w-why would he do that? I thought he was innocent!!]]

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Of course, seeing as Jason grew up on 4chan and Something Awful, [[Lie|it's a surprise]] that he would make such a rookie mistake by deleting all of his livestreams, as if that they haven't already been archived. But, naw, it'll be fine: ''obviously'' no one archived any of those livestreams, so all of the secrets that were in them are forever lost to time, thus protecting Jason from further harm. Whew!!

====CURRENT STATUS: Almost to 1 million!====
Back in October 2025, Jason reached a milestone: 999,999 followers on Twitch! If he works hard he'll reach 1 million!

==So What's His Major Malfunction?==
He's a fuckin' insecure immature egotist who never had to suffer the consequences of his own actions. .... Thank you for listening to my TED Talk, be sure to tip your valet.

===But seriously...===
[[File:PirateSoftware-theyreAllIdiots.png|400px|thumb|right|How Jason sees the world]]Jason clearly is a person who built their entire identity on being right, admired, and/or in-control, despite never actually having done anything to earn those accolades. But this in turn created an insecure <s>man</s> child who can never admit he is wrong, simply because he's never had anyone push back against his bullshit. He then feels the need to lash out when that image is threatened, or risk mentally shutting down... but regardless of either case, he is driven by a deep fear of vulnerability which he tries to disguise as authority. And as "logical" as he claims to be, he never sussed out a "Plan B" for when his apparent authority becomes challenged. He has been propped up in a sort of eternal croud surf by random chatters and people clicking "Like" on his shorts that he reached a point where be began to believe his own bullshit that his knowledge is factually unchallengeable.

And for a while it worked! For many years Jason ''was'' treated as the authority on a number of topics, and any criticism about him was poo-poo'd away as being from someone who was jealous or simply couldn't accept Jason's experience was beyond their own. But little by little, as Jason reached the limits of his actual ''real world'' experiences... that's when the cracks began to form. First it was a few slip ups and lapses in judgement. Then it became a recurring pattern of defensiveness and poor communication when called out. Now it's exploded into toxic behavior like banning people in chat (and thinking it's a win), attempting to dominate debates, and—the most classic of egotistical behavior—refusing to apologize for anything he's ever said only to DOUBLE DOWN, despite how the lack of apologizing actually undermines his credibility.

The thing is, there is ''nothing wrong'' with Jason himself, at least when it comes his skillset. There is nothing wrong with having a successful father who got you a foot into the door to start your career. There is nothing wrong with writing shitty code and taking eight years to produce something. There is nothing wrong with simply being a QA person who never actually developed a video game. Shit, there's nothing wrong with using MS Paint to illustrate your ideas to your audience. The real problem comes from building up this persona of someone who has never done that, could never do that, and is above all that... only to then double down when a push come to shove when ''actual'' experts in the field call you out. If Jason had simply been "yeah, I guess I wasn't all that", he would not only stop the bleeding but also give his audience something they can work together with.

Complicating matters is that his behavior is attracting a massive mob against him. He could've still doubled down and refused to "bend at the knee" by giving an apology... but if he simply shut up about it and not engage with the mob who want a "pound of flesh" from him... none of this would've been a problem. The crazy thing about this is, as "logical" as Jason claims to be, he still hasn't figure this shit out. He hasn't realize that humans are NOT logical by default and the human condition is rooted in emotions. Jason doesn't even realize that HIS OWN ACTIONS—refusing to apologize, <s>doubling</s> <s>tripling</s> <s>quadrupling</s> <s>quintupling</s> ''sextupling'' down, feeling attacked—are ''absolutely'' emotional, not logical. Otherwise he would've quickly reasoned out that the mob reaction against him was proportionally and directly connected to his own actions. All he had to do was '''SHUT UP''', but he refused to. But hey, it's everyone else's fault, not his, so he doesn't have to do anything. Good luck with that, bro!

===Don't Be A Jason===
You can't change Jason, he's clearly a lost cause. But YOU can change yourself! Of course you can trust this Encyclopedia Dramatica article to explain ALL of your problems, but if you want to avoid becoming a Jason yourself and thus ensure you don't lose in one month what has taken you years to build up... then try these simple solutions:

* '''DON'T become defensive when your identity is challenged!''' — this doesn't mean becoming a doormat, but there is nothing wrong in accepting that maybe you don't know as much as you thought you knew, and instead be open to learning something new ''(maybe even about yourself!)''
* '''DON'T double down on your stance instead of apologizing.''' — you can have values you stand up for, but if it doesn't survive scrutiny, then maybe you should find some other hill to die on.
* '''DON'T use power moves—like banning dissenting voices—to retain control.''' — we aren't always in control, not even in our own lives. You can try to control others to keep them in your life, but you also give them no reason for them to want to stick around.
* '''DON'T claim expertise to reinforce authority or prestige, even if evidence is lacking.''' — even rocket scientists and brain surgeons can be wrong about things. Know the limits of your craft and either push through it with the help of others, or accept that someone else may know more than you. Nothing wrong with either!
* '''ACCEPT we are all emotional beings.''' — learn that being online involves a lot of pushback for percieved wrongs from others, or others feeling jilted that the person they looked up to as a smart and caring person was anything but that. If you're in that situation, SHUT UP and move on... and the mob will eventually disappear (let alone feel compelled to write an Encyclopedia Dramatica article about you).
* '''BE OPEN to push back.''' — Complacency breeds contempt; be wary of people who gush over your work with no other real input. Instead, you NEED people in your life to push back against you, even if as a Devil's Advocate, just so you can be sure you're on the right path.

===A Professional Psychiatrist Tries To Convince Jason Has Problems (any% speedrun: IMPOSSIBLE)===
If you want a more in depth look at just what the fuck is wrong with this guy, feel free to watch Jason's interviews with Dr. K, a fully licensed and practising psychiatrist:
{{center|{{frame|{{fv|PirateSoftware-Psychology|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>UT4fcCeqwWc</youtube>Dr. K Tells Pirate Software He’s Arrogant (clip)|
<youtube>rr4LjzbFd1o</youtube>Dr. K Talks With ‪@PirateSoftware‬ (FULL INTERVIEW; May 24, 2024)|
<youtube>7jDPsBh2AyQ</youtube>An Honest Conversation With @PirateSoftware (with Dr. K; May 2, 2025)
}}|border=#3a3a3a|background=#902936}}}}

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|PirateSoftware-Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:PirateSoftware-iWillOwnNothing.png|Worked at Blizzard Award
File:StopKillingGames-cartoon.jpg|The only conversation between Ross and Jason
File:PirateSoftware-anonHatesJason.png|How much anon hates Jason
File:PirateSoftware-lordOfTheOnlyFangz.jpg|Pirate Software the Brown
File:PirateSoftware-programmingSkillz.png|How Jason programs a function to determine if a number is odd or even
File:PirateSoftware-notchDunksOnJason.jpg|[[Minecraft]]'s [[Notch]] dunks on Jason
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:PirateSoftware-margaritaDiaryPostAboutJason.png
File:PirateSoftware-isSoft.jpg
File:PirateSoftware-whats2plus2.png
File:PirateSoftware-eatMyWholeAss.jpg|Someone made this. We report, you decide.
File:PirateSoftware-michaelJacksonCode.jpg|Jason's Michael Jackson meme code
File:PirateSoftware-meatcanyon.png|MeatCanyon's Jason
File:PirateSoftware-vsDarkSydePhil.jpg|The Immovable Force VS. the Immovable Force
File:PirateSoftware-vsDarkSydePhil2.png|Game doesn't recognize game
File:PirateSoftware-slopTuber.png|Make that bag, sweetie
File:PirateSoftware-meVSyou.png
File:PirateSoftware-iMadeThis.png
File:PirateSoftware-jasonPlaysUno.jpg
File:PirateSoftware-hackerman.jpg
</gallery>}}

==Videos==
===Video Essays===
{{center|{{frame|{{fv|PirateSoftware-VideoEssays|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>vRj7RmTobJU</youtube>The Deserved Downfall of Pirate Software - Internet Anarchist|
<youtube>TnuofQt7GTI</youtube>Pirate Software: Criticism Not Welcome - [[Turkey Tom]]|
<youtube>OYGh07D8QBU</youtube>A Deep Dive Into The Violent Unravelling of PirateSoftware - Mujin|
<youtube>BbklnkgzqSQ</youtube>Pirate Software Just Got Exposed Big Time.. - MorePegasus|
<youtube>dddxNHJcad4</youtube>Pirate Software Is Destroying His Career LIVE.. - Atozy|
<youtube>rWoxDoDn44I</youtube>Pirate Software, the Most Delusional Twitch Streamer - Fearfultears
}}|border=#3a3a3a|background=#902936}}}}

===Random Videos===
{{center|{{frame|{{fv|PirateSoftware-Random|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>HjQ587Cn-sA</youtube>Pirate Software when he tries to apologise to the entire gaming community|
[[File:PirateSoftware-tedsCabinVideo.mp4|640px|center]]PirateSoftware: The Streamer Who Faked His GameDev Career - Ted's Cabin (archived<ref>https://preservetube.com/watch?v=B-6Nq58POko</ref>)|
<youtube>ytEo3ppAoBY</youtube>A Deep Dive Into PirateSoftware's Game... - SomeOrdinaryGamers|
<youtube>JWaZo8uT9gg</youtube>Banned by Pirate Software World Record (Maybe) 7.55 Seconds|
<youtube>t0RgOWnhcO4</youtube>‪@PirateSoftware‬ fighting Shaye over a piece of wood for half an hour
}}|border=#3a3a3a|background=#902936}}}}

===Music===
{{center|{{frame|{{fv|PirateSoftware-Music|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>1oEsrc1biSg</youtube>The Salt Miser (A Tribute To Pirate Software) - Bounding Into Comics
}}|border=#3a3a3a|background=#902936}}}}

===Animations===
{{center|{{frame|{{fv|PirateSoftware-Anime|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>noNJfGeRuE8</youtube>This Streamer’s Never Wrong… - PapaMeat/MeatCanyon|
<youtube>K3gBljnfbZQ</youtube>PirateSoftwares Demise - Frame Goblin|
<youtube>wySIfdGqz3k</youtube>PirateSoftware Drama Animated - WoW Classic Hardcore - "PiRAT Roachware" - AlequeVision|
<youtube>ObIkob9Rtm8</youtube>PirateSoftware Drama Animated Episode 2 - AlequeVision|
<youtube>8-U4F8hNazE</youtube>PirateSoftware Drama Animated - "Stop Killing PirateSoftware" - AlequeVision
}}|border=#3a3a3a|background=#902936}}}}

==See Also==
* [[Tom Preston]] — someone else who refused to admit he was ever wrong about anything and that he had nothing to learn from anyone, only to double down until his career crashed and burned.

==Links==
* {{yt|@|piratesoftware|Pirate Software}} — you might have seen his shorts
* {{twitter|PirateSoftware|Pirate Software}}
* {{twitch|piratesoftware|Pirate Software}}
* {{steamid|PirateSoftware|Pirate Software}}
* {{linkedin|jason-hall-628b4a9|Jason Hall (He/Him)}} — Captain at Pirate Software
* [https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Main_Page Pirate Software Wiki] — why he would need a wiki, who knows
* [https://gopiratesoftware.com/ GoPirateSoftware.com] — main developer website
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20160918052804/http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maldavius/ Fur Affinity (archive)] — see the EPIC TEA SIPPAGE for yourself
* [https://piratesoftware.sucks/ PirateSoftware.sucks] — LyricWulf's FULL ARCHIVE of his gay, degenerate furry chats with Jason
* {{kf|197757|Jason Thor Hall}} aka PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec
* {{kf|225242|Maldavius Figtree (Jason "thor" Hall) memes}} Thread dedicated to memes mocking piratesoftware - Do you see my memes? What am I supposed to do for you? Insane behavior
* [https://doxbin.com/upload/ThorPirateSoftware DoxBin for Jason Thor Hall] — go there for all your doxing needs
* [https://streamscharts.com/channels/piratesoftware/ Stream Charts for Pirate Software] — he'll come back to stream sooner or later...!

==References==
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Tubgirl

2026-01-07T05:42:22Z

Fleacollerindustry: /* A motherfucking challenger appears */ Scratch that, I found the original video and reuploaded it.

[[image:tubgirl.jpg|center]]
{{shock}}
[[Image:Howtubgirlworks.jpg|thumb|left|THE PIC v2.0 prototype]]
[[Image:Tubgirl.jpg|thumb| A classic tubgirl image]]
[[Image:Tubgirl2.jpg|thumb| The Koren Tubgirl.jpg Is much more artsy.]]

A series of images, purportedly from Japan, depicting a [[fat]] Asian [[woman]] wearing a superhero [[gmask|mask]] and shooting orange liquid from her anus. Supporting the idea of Japan as the origin, her [[vulva]] is censored while her [[asshole]] shooting a fountain of liquid horror is not. Interestingly enough, the orange liquid is in fact orange juice. THE PIC's sickly sweet shit-nectar is rumored to be the only cure for [[anti-lulz]].

THE PIC has inspired legions of nubile young [[sick fuck]] women into this fast-growing but yet-to-be-named sexual fad.
The Japanese have a word for it! It's called Milk Shake with a twist of lemon.

See also [[goatse]], [[lemonparty]], [[hai2u]], and [[meatspin]] (all members of [[The Power 5]], and Power 5 satellite shock pic [[eel girl]].

THE PIC v2.0 was released in [[2007]]. You fucking missed it. Nobody saved it, and now you'll never know the joy of gazing into that forbidden geyser of unholiness. Fortunately for you, we've just located [http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=f409e24d3abf5389ff79 her most recent video]. You'll want to crank the volume up.

==Patrice O'Neal's reaction==

<youtube>QPcVFZmg7uI</youtube>

{{clear}}

==Weebl==
{{quote|Oh I love [[Internets]], Provides us with the best Films of drunken idiots burning their own faces off. [[Star Wars Kid|Fat kids playing at Star Wars]] [[Tay Zonday|Singers with a real deep voice]] Cute kittens doing kung-fu, Tubgirl coats herself in poo.}}
<center><youtube>0VKhfnbhW44</youtube></center>

==Tub Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Poopgirl1.jpg|'''Just like tubgirl!''' Except with moar [[crap|solid waste]]!
Image:Animetubgirl.jpg|Tubgirl drawn in [[Anime]].
Image:Tubboy.jpg|It seems that this [[sick fuck]] sex fad isn't only reserved for women.
Image:Milkgirl.jpg|tubgirls sister, milk girl.
Image:Tubgirl tattoo.jpg|Tubgirl tattoo. Hopefully done for the [[lulz]].
Image:Tubgirlfinalform.jpg|A form of tubgirl. Possibly one of many amazing mutations.
Image:Tubgirlbreakfast.png|Tubgirl Breakfast.
Image:Tubbob.jpg|[[Spongebob]] version
Image:Tubcake.jpg|[[Delicious Cake]]
Image:Tubchu.jpg|Tubchu the Kaji-chu version
Image:Tubbattle.png|An epic fight...
File:Dreams do come true.jpg
File:Holyshitmuhammad.jpg|He married a 6 year old so this sort of behaviour shouldn't come as a surprise.
File:Dead Tubgirl.jpg|The dead version of Tubgirl which plagues /v/ a lot
Image:Boadwee_Homage_to_Nauman_2008.jpg|Homage to Nauman, by artist [[Keith Boadwee]].
File:Shitting_Rainbows_-_17.jpg|More colours, same great taste.
</gallery></center>

==A motherfucking challenger appears==
<youtube>a2vxcEKoWs8</youtube>

==See Also==
*[[2girls1cup|2 Girls 1 Cup]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Shitmeister]]
*[[Chocolate Rain]]

{{azn}}

{{sex}}

{{oldweb}}

[[Category: Internets Phenomena]]

Tubgirl

2026-01-07T05:28:52Z

Fleacollerindustry: /* A motherfucking challenger appears */ swapped out old YouTube URL 6DBuk91phkI

[[image:tubgirl.jpg|center]]
{{shock}}
[[Image:Howtubgirlworks.jpg|thumb|left|THE PIC v2.0 prototype]]
[[Image:Tubgirl.jpg|thumb| A classic tubgirl image]]
[[Image:Tubgirl2.jpg|thumb| The Koren Tubgirl.jpg Is much more artsy.]]

A series of images, purportedly from Japan, depicting a [[fat]] Asian [[woman]] wearing a superhero [[gmask|mask]] and shooting orange liquid from her anus. Supporting the idea of Japan as the origin, her [[vulva]] is censored while her [[asshole]] shooting a fountain of liquid horror is not. Interestingly enough, the orange liquid is in fact orange juice. THE PIC's sickly sweet shit-nectar is rumored to be the only cure for [[anti-lulz]].

THE PIC has inspired legions of nubile young [[sick fuck]] women into this fast-growing but yet-to-be-named sexual fad.
The Japanese have a word for it! It's called Milk Shake with a twist of lemon.

See also [[goatse]], [[lemonparty]], [[hai2u]], and [[meatspin]] (all members of [[The Power 5]], and Power 5 satellite shock pic [[eel girl]].

THE PIC v2.0 was released in [[2007]]. You fucking missed it. Nobody saved it, and now you'll never know the joy of gazing into that forbidden geyser of unholiness. Fortunately for you, we've just located [http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=f409e24d3abf5389ff79 her most recent video]. You'll want to crank the volume up.

==Patrice O'Neal's reaction==

<youtube>QPcVFZmg7uI</youtube>

{{clear}}

==Weebl==
{{quote|Oh I love [[Internets]], Provides us with the best Films of drunken idiots burning their own faces off. [[Star Wars Kid|Fat kids playing at Star Wars]] [[Tay Zonday|Singers with a real deep voice]] Cute kittens doing kung-fu, Tubgirl coats herself in poo.}}
<center><youtube>0VKhfnbhW44</youtube></center>

==Tub Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Poopgirl1.jpg|'''Just like tubgirl!''' Except with moar [[crap|solid waste]]!
Image:Animetubgirl.jpg|Tubgirl drawn in [[Anime]].
Image:Tubboy.jpg|It seems that this [[sick fuck]] sex fad isn't only reserved for women.
Image:Milkgirl.jpg|tubgirls sister, milk girl.
Image:Tubgirl tattoo.jpg|Tubgirl tattoo. Hopefully done for the [[lulz]].
Image:Tubgirlfinalform.jpg|A form of tubgirl. Possibly one of many amazing mutations.
Image:Tubgirlbreakfast.png|Tubgirl Breakfast.
Image:Tubbob.jpg|[[Spongebob]] version
Image:Tubcake.jpg|[[Delicious Cake]]
Image:Tubchu.jpg|Tubchu the Kaji-chu version
Image:Tubbattle.png|An epic fight...
File:Dreams do come true.jpg
File:Holyshitmuhammad.jpg|He married a 6 year old so this sort of behaviour shouldn't come as a surprise.
File:Dead Tubgirl.jpg|The dead version of Tubgirl which plagues /v/ a lot
Image:Boadwee_Homage_to_Nauman_2008.jpg|Homage to Nauman, by artist [[Keith Boadwee]].
File:Shitting_Rainbows_-_17.jpg|More colours, same great taste.
</gallery></center>

==A motherfucking challenger appears==
<youtube>VN2SEsudxPo</youtube>

==See Also==
*[[2girls1cup|2 Girls 1 Cup]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Shitmeister]]
*[[Chocolate Rain]]

{{azn}}

{{sex}}

{{oldweb}}

[[Category: Internets Phenomena]]

Tubgirl

2026-01-07T05:15:34Z

Fleacollerindustry: /* Patrice O'Neal's reaction */ fixed old video link

[[image:tubgirl.jpg|center]]
{{shock}}
[[Image:Howtubgirlworks.jpg|thumb|left|THE PIC v2.0 prototype]]
[[Image:Tubgirl.jpg|thumb| A classic tubgirl image]]
[[Image:Tubgirl2.jpg|thumb| The Koren Tubgirl.jpg Is much more artsy.]]

A series of images, purportedly from Japan, depicting a [[fat]] Asian [[woman]] wearing a superhero [[gmask|mask]] and shooting orange liquid from her anus. Supporting the idea of Japan as the origin, her [[vulva]] is censored while her [[asshole]] shooting a fountain of liquid horror is not. Interestingly enough, the orange liquid is in fact orange juice. THE PIC's sickly sweet shit-nectar is rumored to be the only cure for [[anti-lulz]].

THE PIC has inspired legions of nubile young [[sick fuck]] women into this fast-growing but yet-to-be-named sexual fad.
The Japanese have a word for it! It's called Milk Shake with a twist of lemon.

See also [[goatse]], [[lemonparty]], [[hai2u]], and [[meatspin]] (all members of [[The Power 5]], and Power 5 satellite shock pic [[eel girl]].

THE PIC v2.0 was released in [[2007]]. You fucking missed it. Nobody saved it, and now you'll never know the joy of gazing into that forbidden geyser of unholiness. Fortunately for you, we've just located [http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=f409e24d3abf5389ff79 her most recent video]. You'll want to crank the volume up.

==Patrice O'Neal's reaction==

<youtube>QPcVFZmg7uI</youtube>

{{clear}}

==Weebl==
{{quote|Oh I love [[Internets]], Provides us with the best Films of drunken idiots burning their own faces off. [[Star Wars Kid|Fat kids playing at Star Wars]] [[Tay Zonday|Singers with a real deep voice]] Cute kittens doing kung-fu, Tubgirl coats herself in poo.}}
<center><youtube>0VKhfnbhW44</youtube></center>

==Tub Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Poopgirl1.jpg|'''Just like tubgirl!''' Except with moar [[crap|solid waste]]!
Image:Animetubgirl.jpg|Tubgirl drawn in [[Anime]].
Image:Tubboy.jpg|It seems that this [[sick fuck]] sex fad isn't only reserved for women.
Image:Milkgirl.jpg|tubgirls sister, milk girl.
Image:Tubgirl tattoo.jpg|Tubgirl tattoo. Hopefully done for the [[lulz]].
Image:Tubgirlfinalform.jpg|A form of tubgirl. Possibly one of many amazing mutations.
Image:Tubgirlbreakfast.png|Tubgirl Breakfast.
Image:Tubbob.jpg|[[Spongebob]] version
Image:Tubcake.jpg|[[Delicious Cake]]
Image:Tubchu.jpg|Tubchu the Kaji-chu version
Image:Tubbattle.png|An epic fight...
File:Dreams do come true.jpg
File:Holyshitmuhammad.jpg|He married a 6 year old so this sort of behaviour shouldn't come as a surprise.
File:Dead Tubgirl.jpg|The dead version of Tubgirl which plagues /v/ a lot
Image:Boadwee_Homage_to_Nauman_2008.jpg|Homage to Nauman, by artist [[Keith Boadwee]].
File:Shitting_Rainbows_-_17.jpg|More colours, same great taste.
</gallery></center>

==A motherfucking challenger appears==

'''Tub Monkey'''
<youtube>6DBuk91phkI</youtube>

==See Also==
*[[2girls1cup|2 Girls 1 Cup]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Shitmeister]]
*[[Chocolate Rain]]

{{azn}}

{{sex}}

{{oldweb}}

[[Category: Internets Phenomena]]

User:Fleacollerindustry

2026-01-02T07:50:53Z

Fleacollerindustry:

'''UPDATE:''' I pay for the server that hosts ED, so I guess that means I own it. My secret 12 year plan has finally come to fruition.

...

=Old Bits=

Hello. My name is fleacollerindustry, but you can call me Jae-kwang Kim (김재광).

''Nonon is love''

''Nonon is life''

==Signatures==
[[File:Fleacollerindustrysig3.png]]
[[File:Fleacollerindustrysig3.gif]]
[[File:EDF_number_2_poker_player.png‎]]

==Places you can find me==
* [http://fleacollerindustry.deviantart.com deviantART (main)]
* [http://eviltomp.deviantart.com deviantART ("Evil Tom Preston")]
* [https://www.facebook.com/fleacollerindustry Facebook]
* [https://twitter.com/fleacollerindus Twitter]

==VD==
{{Vdwinner|April|2016|the awesome Fembusters shit}}

{{EDGov}}

The Great Ubisoft Hack of 2025

2025-12-29T00:24:00Z

Fleacollerindustry: Created page with "{{stub}} The '''Great Ubisoft Hack of 2025''' is still ongoing... but long story short: * Rainbow Six Siege servers were hacked, where the hackers gifted some US$300-400 trillion worth of ingame currency to every user (at least 30 million active users) * Ubisoft's development archives—some 900 GB worth of data, covering nearly all games released since the 1990s AND upcoming unreleased games—will be leaked online if Ubisoft doesn't pay the hackers' ransom File:grea..."

{{stub}}
The '''Great Ubisoft Hack of 2025''' is still ongoing... but long story short:
* Rainbow Six Siege servers were hacked, where the hackers gifted some US$300-400 trillion worth of ingame currency to every user (at least 30 million active users)
* Ubisoft's development archives—some 900 GB worth of data, covering nearly all games released since the 1990s AND upcoming unreleased games—will be leaked online if Ubisoft doesn't pay the hackers' ransom

[[File:great-ubisoft-hack-of-2025-main-outline.png|500px|center|thumb|Just the tip of the iceberg]]

==More Info==
* {{Reddit|fuckubisoft/comments/1pxzxst/ubi_hack_they_stole_the_source_code_of_every_ubi/|UBI HACK: They stole the source code of every Ubi game from 1990 🤣🤣🤣}}

{{Gaming}}

File:Great-ubisoft-hack-of-2025-main-outline.png

2025-12-29T00:21:19Z

Fleacollerindustry: File uploaded with MsUpload

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Ubisoft

2025-12-29T00:17:37Z

Fleacollerindustry: /* External Links */ Added link to new news worth of its own article

[[Image:UbisoftNewLogo.jpg|right|thumb|Ubisoft gets a new logo!]]
[[Image:Cryingman.jpg|right|thumb|A Ubisoft employee, worrying that somewhere a woman is feeling marginalized or underpowered.]]
[[Image:creedjerusalem.jpg|right|thumb|A corrupted leak of ''[[Assassin's Creed]]'' didn't allow playing past Jerusalem, thus this meme was born from twisted and perverse mind of Mr. Quackers/Cosmo Starbuck.]]
[[Image:Jade raymond.jpg|thumb|right|[[fap]],[[fap]],[[fap]],[[fap]],]]
'''Ubisoft''' is a game company best known for releasing over [[9000]] motherfucking Tom Clancy games every month, and for their fawning, creepy obsession with [[women]]. Nobody quite knows why they act like a bunch of easily offended, politically correct [[emo]] students trying to impress a girl at a party. Some theorize that they are an [[Marcab|alien invasion fleet]] sent from the planet [[Womyn]] to manipulate men and destroy the industry. The less prosaic simply accept that Yves Guillemot started the company in a desperate attempt to get [[laid]].

Conversely, Occam's Razor states that the most likely explanation for their being such utter pussies is that they're fucking [[French]]. Or [[virgin]]s. Probably both.

== Jade Raymond ==

Jade Raymond is supposedly a "[[Prostitute|video game programmer]]" working for Ubisoft [[Canada|Montreal]]. Ubisoft, apparently having realized that most gamers are [[you|raging hormonal virgins]], decided that in order to sell their new game, ''[[Assassin's Creed]]'', they would have Jade front it. Essentially, Jade functions as eye candy so that you will be so distracted by her [[Boob|feminine charms]] and your desire to rape her repeatedly that you will spend more Jewgolds and this will increase her sales. She is quite probably under the impression that she has been hired due to talent of some sort but in reality it is so that she can be fapped over. She may be only moderately good looking but she is considered prime [[fap|fapping]] material for computer [[Geek|geeks]] due to the association with gaming. This association leads the hordes of [[basement dweller]]s to believe that she is somehow more attainable. For the moment this is not true but as soon as the internet has prematurely aged her she will quite probably launch a whirlwind tour of the country, sucking cocks at truckstops for heroin money.

=== Jade haet satire ===
At 11:23 AM, Monday, November 12, 2007 the artist from Chugworth Academy comics posted a comic '''satirizing''' Jade's contribution position advertising the game. The comic shows Jade sucking cock to promote the game. Essentially her job is to add sex appeal to the game so the comic benefits from the delicious irony of being not far wrong. Evidently Jade would disagree.

This comic was linked to from the [[SA|Something Awful]] forums. Somehow Ubisoft were informed of this fact and they came down with an extreme case of the [[butthurt]]s leading the Ubisoft [[lolsuit|lawyers]] to issue a Cease and Desist order to the [[SA]] forum admin. In that order the following hilarious demands were made.[http://pc.qj.net/Ubisoft-to-sue-website-over-fake-Jade-Raymond-picture/pg/49/aid/107822]
* Permanently remove the Image from your Site, databases and servers and prevent any further uploading or display thereof
* Permanently cease and desist all unauthorized use and hosting of images using the ''Assassin's Creed'' mark and Ms. Raymond's name and/or [[Boobs|likeness]]
* Provide us with the name and contact information of the person who originally created and/or posted the image
* Complete, execute, and return to me the enclosed Declaration by November 16, 2007 to confirm that you are complying with Ubisoft's [[rape|demand]]

SA's answer was essentially a giant fuck you. Ubisoft appear to essentially be saying that [[the Internet is serious business]] and that by posting the comic they were somehow engaging in unfair business. They also threatened federal lawsuits would follow. As one can imagine the lulz-o-meter went off the scale at this point.

=== Aftermath ===
None. Ubisoft, possibly realizing that America has some law about freedom of speech and protection of satire slinked away to focus on earning moar jewgold. Jade now quite probably spends the free time she has between [[Prostitute|selling her body as a marketing tool]] googling frantically to find out whether the internet hates her yet. In a deliciously ironic twist this worry may prematurely age her and result in Ubisoft discarding her shriveled husk of a body when she reaches 35.

==other games ubi made==
Assassin's Creed: [[Assassin's Creed|theres aready an article for that.]]

Rayman: a [[gay]] platformer where you play as a limb-less faggot with no dick beating the ever lasting fuck out of everyone because there are no laws stoping fags. said limb-less fag sleeps for a billion years so eveyone can relax until the next game where the limb-less fag strikes back in a next game that is more or less the same shit as the last.

Silent Hill: a shitty resident evil rip-off that is less scary than FANAF (if thats even possible).

=== The moar you know... ===
[[File:Ubisoft Programming.png|thumb|right|Ubisoft programming]]
Apparently, according to Jade's "[[lolwut|official unofficial website]]"[http://www.jade-raymond.com/] she "''is a new [[Paris Hilton|modern icon]] and she is taking the videogame industry by [[cock|storm]]. Her name, Jade Raymond, game producer. How not to [[rape|fall in love]] with this new gaming icon? Well, first of all, you got to admit it, she's [[lie|very beautiful... strikingly beautiful]]. Her beauty is just the tip of the iceberg though, there's alot more to her, that is her wonderful personnality''(lol spelling)) ''and her immense [[Boob|charisma]].''"

She apparently presents on G4 TechTv and was offered the job after "''Victor Lucas, the co-host and executive producer of the popular G4 TechTV's show called The Electric Playground came up to her and asked her to join the crew along with Tommy Tallarico, Julie Stoffer and Geoff Keighley.''" Essentially, in exchange for round after round of [[stick it in her pooper|cum being dumped in her pooper]] she was offered a job as eye candy for the show.

=== Angry [[Copypasta]]: ===
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I finally figured out where all the ASSASSINS CREED hate is coming from. It's not trolls, its not fanboys, *being released on everything* it's fucking /v/irgins - Yeah, Virgins.. each and everyone of you bash assassins creed because the producer is a woman and attractive.

Don't feel bad though it's not just you, when i was with my girlfriend to pick it up two neck-beards were spewing the same shit /v/ does and it was pathetic because i could see the envy and sadness in their eyes when they looked at me and my beautiful girlfriend WHO ACTUALLY WAS THE ONE THAT WANTED TO GO PICK IT UP AHAHAHAHA.

It really is pathetic you all would bash a game because an attractive female is synonymous with it, but i do see a bright side because this won't always be the case with you when you all finally get laid and get a loving girlfriend you won't hate women so much, they really are lovely creatures.

I bet if i asked you to sketch a {{wordfilter|text=VAGINA|color=#00cc00|background=#ff88cc}} right now you would probably draw an xbox, it is downright embarrassing how clueless you all are about yourselves - you are willing to take a beautiful and intelligent person like Jade and bring her down by not even wanting to play or buy the game just because she had something to do with it.
|}

== The Fragdolls ==

[[Image:Fragdolllogo.jpg|300px|right]]

The Fragdolls are an entirely manufactured gaming clan set up in order to prove that women should not have to gb2kitchen; presumably as part of a sales plan codenamed "Operation Completely Humiliating Fucking Disaster Waiting To Happen."

Sadly (predictably), they have their own forums full of fawning fans and endless ten minute [[JewTube]] snorefest literally caked with rapidly-cooling and coagulating praise from people who think that they may one day sleep with one. They even have a special team for such faggots called "The Bomb Squad". The Bomb Squad are male virgins who actually pay for plane tickets to conventions where the Fraggles will be appearing, and then VOLUNTEER TO HELP THEM GET PAID BY UBISOFT TO PROMOTE RAINBOW SIX.

Sadly (predictably), due to the fact that they were hiring [[16 year old girl|girls that use the internets,]] it was inevitable that one of them would turn out to have posted her noodz online.

Sadly (predictably), the whole affair has had exactly zero impact on the company's public image, as even [[b|/b/]] [[DO NOT WANT]] the pictures below.

{{cg|Fragdolls|Fragdolls01|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Fragdolls1.jpg|The original Fragdolls. Known from left to right as Would, Would, Would, Would, Maybe and Probably.
Image:Fragdolls2.jpg|The French Frigdolls. Notice how almost half of them are [[AZN]], because the French are so ugly.
Image:Ubisoft_bondage_1.jpg|The UK Fragdolls. Dunno their names. The redhead is called Jam, though, that's the only one you have to remember.
Image:Ubisoft_bondage_2.jpg|Seductive.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Ubisoft_bondage_3.jpg|MOM!?
Image:Ubisoft_bondage_4.jpg|TITS OR [[GTFO]]
Image:Ubisoft_bondage_5.jpg|That's more like it.
Image:Ubisoft_bondage_6.jpg|NEKKID!
Image:Ubisoft_bondage_7.jpg|Getting bored now. Vagoo or [[GTFO]]
Image:Ubisoft_bondage_8.jpg|''Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Beef Curtains''
Image:Ubisoft_bondage_9.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:fgp1ky7.jpg|[[Weegee|You-a-gonna die!]]
Image:fgp2tl7.jpg|Duct tape, [[bff]] of /b/tards everywhere
Image:fgp3bm4.jpg|[[chav|WAYNE!]] COME AN' 'AVE YER DINNER! IT'S YER FAVORITE! CHICKEN NUGGETS!
</gallery>}}

== Pulling Is Rabbit (Or: Award-Winning Nintendo DS Furry Loli Female Masturbation Simulator)==

[[Image:Lapisbunnycreator.jpg|thumb|right|HAWT]]

Heather Kelley is another lulzy female employee of Ubisoft, [[Canada|Montreal]] division. She has never stripped for the camera, and for that we can all sleep easier. However, in 2005 she won the [[Shit nobody cares about|2005 Game Summit Game Design Challenge]] contest for writing a Nintendo DS game designed to teach [[loli|little girls]] how to [[masturbate|frig themselves]].

No.

[[srsly|Seriously]].

{{quote|Ideas I rejected. "Feeling Around In The Dark: An Audio-Only Orgy simulation." Interesting idea, but not really a game per se. Gimmicky."|Heather Kelley}}

=== Gameplay ===

[[Image:Heatheranddorks.jpg|thumb|right|She's 15 years older than me, but maybe if I pretend to have read ''The Wrongs Of Womyn'' she'll suck my cock!]]

{{quote|I wanted to design a game that would improve actual sex in the world, and for an undeserved population. The DS is already a popular platform with females. Nintendogs, Tamagotchi and other upcoming female-friendly titles (Animal Crossing) should ensure that there is a good (large) consumer base. The touch screen and audio input features are crucial for tactile, intimate gameplay. The portability means you can take the game anywhere ? including OUT of the living room, into the bedroom. Reasonable price point means players probably have their own DS and aren’t sharing with another family member. In other words, I want my game to teach techniques of female sexual gratification to a target audience of females.

SO! What is this game? Lapis - A magical pet adventure (And… a stealthy primer on female sexual pleasure.) The way you play with the bunnies in order to win is patterned after the VARIETY of female sexual response. This is the overall pattern but it can’t be achieved in the same way every time - different things work for different bunnies, at different stages of the game. For instance you may need to use tickling at first, and then humming into the ears. But after a while that stops having an effect, and you have to start tapping on its nose.

Players manipulate the creature (bunny) on the touchscreen, which gives them magical energy to fly. You can touch the bunny in different ways ? stroking, scratching, tickling, etc Also can use the microphone to talk, sing to, blow on the fur…|Heather Explains It All}}

=== [[TLDR|TL;DR]] Version ===

*To get a woman turned on, sing to it and [[pwn|scratch]] it.
*If this fails to work, remove its underwear and try blowing up it.
*If it complains, cover your ears and hum.
*If any of this stops working, you should resort to [[domestic violence|tapping it on the nose.]]
*This is what happens when you hire women to be taken [[srsly]].

=== Gallery of "Perfect Lappiness" ===
{{cg|Gallery|Lappiness01|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Lapisbunny1.jpg|Heather's rejected ideas. Ten out of ten for realizing nobody want to jill to a fish and monkey's asses, Sherlock.
Image:Lapisbunny2.jpg|Fails at spelling
Image:Lapisbunny3.jpg|"Target Audience" picture. O LAWD IS DAT SUM [[loli|LOLI]]
Image:Lapisbunny4.jpg|Technological precedents. Translation: Is a [[furry]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Lapisbunny5.jpg|If you can get off playing MYST, a DS game about furry masturbation is probably the last thing you need.
Image:Lapisbunny6.jpg|"Inspirations" - anything involving little girls with big, [[cock|phallic things]] jammed between their legs, a giant six-legged [[pussy]] and [[Harry Potter]].
Image:Lapisbunny7.jpg|The Cuntbunny.
Image:Lapisbunny8.jpg|OH GOD THAT'S SO HOT
Image:Femalemasturbation1.jpg|Memo to Ubisoft: This is what female masturbation is meant to look like.
Image:Femalemasturbation2.jpg|Not this.
</gallery>}}

=== Put Hsu On Head ===
[[Image:Danhsu1.jpg|left|thumb|SEXAH!]]
[[Image:Danhsu3.jpg|right|thumb|The [[Penny Arcade|PA]] cartoon that completely failed to start it all]]

Dan Hsu is a whiny media whore who happens to have a superb talent for making video game companies bawwwwww like butthurt little girls with his reviews. To date one company, one division and one gaming franchise (Ubisoft, Sony Sports and ''Mortal Kombat'', respectively) have completely banned him and EGM (which he was editing at the time) from covering their products as a result of getting unfavorable reviews. In Ubi's case, it was as a result of his [[raping|surprise buttsexing]] of Jade's Game (see above).

{{quote|For the time being, you'll get little, late, or no coverage of the following products: anything Mortal Kombat (they didn't like our reviews), anything from Sony's sports department (ditto), and now, anything from Ubisoft (it seems our coverage of Assassin's Creed was the last straw). So in case you're wondering why you're seeing so little of these games in our magazines and on our websites, now you know.|Dan "Shoe" Hsu}}

Dan's career in taking candy from babies has been going strong since 2005, when he baited [[Sony|Sony's]] Peter Moore regarding the [[Chad Warden|laughing stock ]] that would become the [[Playstation 3|PS Triple]]. ''[[Penny Arcade]]'' made a reasonably good effort regarding the interview (pictured right), and "The Glowing Balls Of Dan Hsu" would probably have been a pretty good [[meme]]. However, it was [[GTFO|disqualified]] from the [[internet]] due to its source (see also [[Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich]]).

=== The Hsu-Faux-Greer Theory Of Ubisoft ===
[[Image:Danhsu2.jpg|right|thumb|HOW DO I MILKED PUBLICITY?]]
The Hsu-Faux-Greer Theory Of Ubisoft is best illustrated by the following simile. Let's assume you're at a party, and a big, boorish lout of a scoundrel confronts you and your ladyfriend. Naturally you're too shitscared to invite him into the parking facilities for a round of fisticuffs by the Marquis of Queensbury's rules, so you need a [[bullshit|Plan B]] to avoid looking like a wimp.

Plan B is to leap onto your transgendered high horse and claim that one is obviously above such barbaric behavior and posit that a lady should not have to be witness to such loutish balderdash. Come, James, hail me a handsome cab to my Kensington rooms and don't spare the horses! Your female companion then swoons, says that you're the nicest and most intelligent guy she's ever met, and goes and has eight hours of jungle [[buttsex]] with [[Cooldude]].

Put simply, the entire corporate history and every one of their contributions to the gaming industry amount to a fevered attempt to fool every woman in the world into thinking that they are liberated, sympathetic quasi-feminists in order to draw attention away from what complete and utter walking [[vagina|vaginas]] they are. Should this theory prove to be true, it will mean that constitute the biggest and most expensive single attempt to get off the [[Ladder theory|friend ladder]] in history.
{{clear}}

== Ubi Gets A New Logo ==
In May of 2017 Ubisoft decided to double down in dumpy design and shat out this epic masterpiece of a load, that looks like 90s era clip art bitched off a [http://www.nospec.com/ NO!SPEC] abusing community contest; where the winner was awarded with a participation trophy and a trunk full of trash games.
[[Image:UbisoftNewLogo2.jpg|center]]

==The Great Ubisoft Hack of 2025==
{{Main|The Great Ubisoft Hack of 2025}}
While playing [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 4|Rainbow Six Siege]], users started to notice tons of users being banned and suddently they got tons of in-game currency in their account. Little did anyone realize at first, but the Rainbow Six Siege servers were hacked. But it's looking like that was a bit of a red herring because while the Rainbow Six Siege servers were being shut down, the hackers revealed that they had gotten into Ubisoft's main servers and dumped the game code to pretty much every single game they've ever released since 1990.

== External Links ==
[[File:Ubisoft parasol proof.png|thumb]]

===Jade===

*[http://chugworth.com/crap/jadecomic.jpg Original Comic Location]
*[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2686438 Thread in response to Cease and Desist]
*[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2686438&userid=0&pagenumber=2#post335932099 Response to C&D]
*[http://forums.gametrailers.com/showthread.php?t=36693 A survey in which 500 nerds confess they fap over her]
*[http://www.jade-raymond.com/ Jade's official unofficial website]

===Fragdolls===

*http://fragdolls.co.uk/ Jam's blog.
*http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/frm/f/7661041353 Fragdoll UK Forums. Be sure to drop by and give them an invaluable glimpse into the [[cunt|private life]] of their idol.
*Jam's Gamertag: Jam FDUK
*Jam's PSN ID: Jam_FDUK
*Jam's Wii friend code: 2305 4633 5573 1648
*http://youtube.com/user/FragDollsUK Fragdolls YouTube account. Comments welcome!

===Rampant Rabbit===

*http://www.moboid.com/lapis/LapisPres.htm Review Heather's [[LOL WUT|award-winning]] presentation
*http://www.moboid.com/lapis/LapisDemo.htm Click here to play ''Lapis The Bunny''!

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