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User talk:Admin

2024-08-16T01:32:22Z

Ferien: /* YOUR FUCKING WHORE INTERNETGIRL MADE YOU ETERNAL ENEMY, BLOODY THIRSTY... NOW I HAVE LEGAL TIES WITH WMF... YOU BETTER KILL THIS BITCH GOOD AND RAPE HER HARD AND ALL THE BS SHE DID, AS IM NBOT BOTHERING HERE COMING AGAIN TO RV ALL HER BS AND SHE IS ACTUALLY SHEMALE AS IM TRACKED SHEMALE DOWN....AND WE L; TRACK U DOWN! */ new section

ADMIN TAKES QUESTIONS HERE!!!

== File size limit ==

Hi, the wiki has a file size limit of 2MB. This is problematic for pages that have videos, as some videos can't really be compressed down to that much without looking like shit. I request that you either remove the file size limit or increase it to 100MB like it was on .online and .top. Thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 23:26, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
*Thanks. I'll change that once I get home. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:05, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
**Alright, thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 04:28, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
***Done. Also if you see anyone on the wiki that you know, and they have not been verfied, you can do that via user rights in special pages. I set it up so any EDitor can confirm another EDitor [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 06:29, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus ==
<s>It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] came back as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks. Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:40, 2 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

== YOUR FUCKING WHORE INTERNETGIRL MADE YOU ETERNAL ENEMY, BLOODY THIRSTY... NOW I HAVE LEGAL TIES WITH WMF... YOU BETTER KILL THIS BITCH GOOD AND RAPE HER HARD AND ALL THE BS SHE DID, AS IM NBOT BOTHERING HERE COMING AGAIN TO RV ALL HER BS AND SHE IS ACTUALLY SHEMALE AS IM TRACKED SHEMALE DOWN....AND WE L; TRACK U DOWN! ==

[['''''O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!''''''''']]

'''''[[THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER]]

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)
TO PUT SOMEBODY DOWN, BUT FIRST PART IS ENCYCLOPEDIA, SELDOM ANYTHING IS CORRECT HERE, BUT L.S. WAS BORN IN INDIANA, ALSO HIS CHESS RATING HIS LIFETIME 2000 EXPERT, THE 1380
IS ONLY PEFFORMANCE, WOW, WHAT BULLSHIT BY UGLY ASS BITCH AND SHE IS THE ONLY FUCKING WHORE WHO EDITS HERE ANYWAYS, AS MOST PEOPLE ARE ELSEWHERE,., BESIDES GOOGLE DOES NOT ALLOW ONE ED ARTICLE TO BE IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES...

http://web.archive.org/web/20240815233227/https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:YO_GAY_MAMA_BITCH/GirlOnInternet_Spamming_Wikipedoia

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!!
<s>

User talk:YO GAY MAMA BITCH

2024-08-16T01:28:24Z

Ferien: /* O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!'''' THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPI */ new section

== I'M GONNA RAID ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ==

Love your edit to [[I'M GONNA RAID ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]]. You seem like a good editor. :) [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:49, 22 July 2024 (UTC)

== Cat is gay!!! ==

I agree with you about Cat, fuck that guy. He big gay. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:55, 22 July 2024 (UTC)

YO!!! girlOnInternet, cat is gayvandal and will remain cancer on ed if he is not brutally raped and [[cloudflare & contabo.de et al agree]]... CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX FUCKER AND HATER WHO NEVER CONTRIBUTES EXCEPT "FIXES" BS CODES... is causing way too many problems, he needs to be raped...you raped many innocent good accounts, but shamefully you left total vomit to vomit around ED... and make me administrator and i will make sure wikimaggots/wikifaggots never come back + I ll the gatekeeper of the wikilulz!

cat/antandrus/XXblackburnXx socks like this encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jan_Lubek should have been gone long time ago and all the shit they upload nothing to do with lulz except to insult n put down in real life, which is also illegal in all countries... on all levels: municipal, state, federal!!!

[[User:YO GAY MAMA BITCH|YO GAY MAMA BITCH]] ([[User talk:YO GAY MAMA BITCH|talk]]) 08:09, 30 July 2024 (UTC)

Cat should have been brutally raped long time ago.... [[User:Ferien|Ferien]] ([[User talk:Ferien|talk]]) 01:29, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

Damn straight nigga, very long time ago!!! [[User:YO GAY MAMA BITCH|YO GAY MAMA BITCH]] ([[User talk:YO GAY MAMA BITCH|talk]]) 19:11, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

== HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ==

Happy birthday, Ljupco. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 00:06, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

? TOTALLLY wasted eternal unforgiven EDPEDOMUD girlOnInternet, my birthday is on May 25 and don't confuse your EDPEDO raped pussy pussey bfs with others!! I don't need this shit as it's NOT LULZ SOMETHING YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT!

I was in touch with google officials... this was supposed to be good news... Yesterday I received reply from google 2nd in charge they will consider removing block on edramatica searches, i just wrote them to keep them permanently... I have been in touch with them for very long time, wasted time ON INGRATES EDPEDOS! BUT IM GLAD ED GOOGLE SEARCHES NOW MORE THAN EVER ARE FOREVER BANNED! HAHAHAHHAA IN YOUR FACE, SUCK ON THAT REAL HARD!
: Cool story, Ljupco. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:42, 15 August 2024 (UTC)

== [['''''O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!''''''''']] '''''[[THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER]] WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPI ==

[['''''O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!''''''''']]

'''''[[THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER]]

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)
TO PUT SOMEBODY DOWN, BUT FIRST PART IS ENCYCLOPEDIA, SELDOM ANYTHING IS CORRECT HERE, BUT L.S. WAS BORN IN INDIANA, ALSO HIS CHESS RATING HIS LIFETIME 2000 EXPERT, THE 1380
IS ONLY PEFFORMANCE, WOW, WHAT BULLSHIT BY UGLY ASS BITCH AND SHE IS THE ONLY FUCKING WHORE WHO EDITS HERE ANYWAYS, AS MOST PEOPLE ARE ELSEWHERE,., BESIDES GOOGLE DOES NOT ALLOW ONE ED ARTICLE TO BE IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES...

http://web.archive.org/web/20240815233227/https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:YO_GAY_MAMA_BITCH/GirlOnInternet_Spamming_Wikipedoia

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!!
<s>

User:INTERNT HO-GAL SUPREME

2024-08-16T01:27:51Z

Ferien: Replaced content with "O YEA, I LOVE YOUR BF GIRL~"

O YEA, I LOVE YOUR BF GIRL~

User:GIRL ON INTERNET BITCH

2024-08-16T01:27:18Z

Ferien: '''''O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!''''''''' '''''THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPI

[['''''O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!''''''''']]

'''''[[THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER]]

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)
TO PUT SOMEBODY DOWN, BUT FIRST PART IS ENCYCLOPEDIA, SELDOM ANYTHING IS CORRECT HERE, BUT L.S. WAS BORN IN INDIANA, ALSO HIS CHESS RATING HIS LIFETIME 2000 EXPERT, THE 1380
IS ONLY PEFFORMANCE, WOW, WHAT BULLSHIT BY UGLY ASS BITCH AND SHE IS THE ONLY FUCKING WHORE WHO EDITS HERE ANYWAYS, AS MOST PEOPLE ARE ELSEWHERE,., BESIDES GOOGLE DOES NOT ALLOW ONE ED ARTICLE TO BE IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES...

http://web.archive.org/web/20240815233227/https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:YO_GAY_MAMA_BITCH/GirlOnInternet_Spamming_Wikipedoia

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!!
<s>

User:GirlOnInternet

2024-08-16T01:26:42Z

{{DISPLAYTITLE:EDitor in Chief, GirlOnInternet}}
: ''GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: [[Girlvinyl|Girlvinyl's]] [[OhInternet]]''

[['''''O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!''''''''']]

'''''[[THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER]]

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)
TO PUT SOMEBODY DOWN, BUT FIRST PART IS ENCYCLOPEDIA, SELDOM ANYTHING IS CORRECT HERE, BUT L.S. WAS BORN IN INDIANA, ALSO HIS CHESS RATING HIS LIFETIME 2000 EXPERT, THE 1380
IS ONLY PEFFORMANCE, WOW, WHAT BULLSHIT BY UGLY ASS BITCH AND SHE IS THE ONLY FUCKING WHORE WHO EDITS HERE ANYWAYS, AS MOST PEOPLE ARE ELSEWHERE,., BESIDES GOOGLE DOES NOT ALLOW ONE ED ARTICLE TO BE IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES...

http://web.archive.org/web/20240815233227/https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:YO_GAY_MAMA_BITCH/GirlOnInternet_Spamming_Wikipedoia

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!!
<s>

[[File:Niffty.gif|right|250px]]

'''GirlOnInternet'''{{cite}} is a 30-something [[Cyberpunk|advanced AI construct]] that has been editing [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since the days of '''.se''' starting with the articles ''[[LeonX]]'', ''[[Netorare]]'', ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'', ''[[Netoraserare]]'' and ''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]''. GirlOnInternet has been a user and [[sysop]] since [[2015]] and a [[Bureaucratic Fuck|Jewfrocrat]] since [[2019]]. GirlOnInternet is also the creator of [[Template:RapeSeries]]. It is purely [[Coincidence Detector|(((coincidental)))]] that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be [[Goy|GOI]].

GirlOnInternet enjoys using avatars from ''[[Hazbin Hotel]]'', ''[[Homestuck]]'' and other [[cringe]]y [[cartoons]] just to [[Troll|provoke a reaction]]. GirlOnInternet dislikes {{Supreme}} and other retarded [[hypebeast]] bullshit. GirlOnInternet believes [[abortion]] should be illegal not out of [[Christfag|moral objections]], but [[For the lulz|because it would be extremely funny]]. GirlOnInternet collects [[anime figures]] and enjoys reading [[degenerate]] [[hentai]] [[manga]]. GirlOnInternet has also gotten ED's official [[Twitter]]{{verified}} account banned [[at least 100]] times.

You may contact GirlOnInternet on '''[https://discord.gg/77MDdGYATd ED Discord]''' ('''@girlvinyl'''), on '''[https://{{SERVERNAME}}/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&action=edit&section=new the wiki]''' or on '''[https://forums.{{SERVERNAME}}/members/girloninternet.450/ EDF]'''. You can piss off GirlOnInternet and not face any consequences.

{{TimeOnED|year=2001|month=09|day=11}}
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== The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet ==

[[File:BetterWithBernie.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Bernie Goetz]] is one of GirlOnInternet's favorite Jews.]]

'''GirlDoingCrime'''
*'''[[Bernie Goetz]]'''
*'''[[The Central Park Five]]'''
*'''[[Marcellus Williams]]'''
*'''[[Cyntoia Brown]]'''
*'''[[Nasim Aghdam]]'''
*'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]'''
*'''[[Brenda Ann Spencer]]'''
*'''[[Sean Windingland]]'''
*'''[[Belen Aldecosea]]'''
*[[Linda Carty]]
*[[George Stinney]]
*[[Leo Frank]]
*[[Floyd Lee Corkins]]
*[[Andrew Kehoe]]
*[[Hussein Khavari]]
*[[Nicholas Giampa]]
*[[Lakeith Smith]]
*[[Getting away with it]]
*[[Knife Control]]

[[File:RoadkillNights.jpg|thumb|GirlOnInternet believes [[James Alex Fields]] is innocent.]]

'''GirlOnTrump'''
*'''[[Doomsday Clock]]'''
*'''[[Valerie Plame]]'''
*'''[[The Krassenstein Brothers]]'''
*'''[[Keith Olbermann]]'''
*'''[[James Alex Fields]]'''
*'''[[DisruptJ20]]'''
*'''[[Seth Rich]]'''
*'''[[Jussie Smollett]]'''
*'''[[Jessica Leeds]]'''
*'''[[BLMKidnapping]]'''
*'''[[Steele Dossier]]'''
*[[Stormy Daniels]]
*[[ImposterBuster]]
*[[Scott Allen Meek Stephens]]

'''GirlOnPolitics'''
*'''[[Kamala Harris (prostitute)]]'''
*'''[[Joe Kennedy]]'''
*'''[[Maxine Waters]]'''
*'''[[Dianne Feinstein]]'''
*[[Kennedy family]]
*[[Robert F. Kennedy]]
*[[Ted Kennedy]]
*[[Madeleine Albright]]
*‎[[Cory Booker]]
*[[Jeff Flake]]
*[[Harvey Milk]]
*[[Jimmy Carter]]

'''GirlAtLaw'''
*'''[[Roe v. Wade]]'''
*'''[[Title IX]]'''
*'''[[Anthony Kennedy]]'''
*[[Brett Kavanaugh]]
*[[Ruth Bader Ginsburg]]
*[[Clarence Thomas]]
*[[Sweet Cakes]]

'''GirlOnImmigration'''
*'''[[Maria Meza]]'''
*'''[[Jakelin Caal ]]'''
*'''[[DACA]]'''
*[[No Human Being is Illegal]]
*[[Sanctuary Cities]]
*[[Diversity Russian Roulette]]
*[[14 Heartbreaking Photos That Will Make You Say "Fuck Having Borders and Law And Shit"]]

'''GirlOnCamel'''
*‎[[White Helmets]]
*[[Al Jazeera]]
*[[Bana Alabed]]
*[[Rayyan Sokkarie]]
*[[Kwalah Noman]]

'''GirlOnGirl'''
*'''[[Femen]]'''
*'''[[ThotAudit]]'''
*'''[[Kesha]]'''
*'''[[Jee Jing]]'''
*'''[[Unrapeable]]'''
*[[Ashley Lynch]]
*[[Margaret Pless]]
*[[Melody Hensley]]
*[[Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls]]
*[[Problematic]]
*[[Katherine Cross]]
*[[The Tim Hunt Affair]]
*[[The Cosby Effect]]
*[[August Ames]]
*[[Nancybratt]]
*[[Bony Pink]]
*[[Maggie Lindemann]]
*[[HopeStillFlies]]
*[[Andi Dier]]
*[[Shannon Watts]]
*[[Kevin Burke]]
*[[Peter Daou]]
*[[Jamel Myles]]
*[[Raped Statistics]]
*[[Andi Dier]]

'''GirlOnShortbus'''
*'''[[Husker the Wolf]]'''
*'''[[Lucian Hodoboc]]'''
*'''[[Micah Dawson]]'''
*'''[[Colby James]]'''
*[[KodyBoy555]]

'''GirlWatchingAnime'''
*'''[[Kurt Eichenbald]]'''
*'''[[LeonX]]'''
*'''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'''
*'''[[Netorare]]'''
*'''[[Netoraserare]]'''
*[[Misty Chronexia]]
*[[DATE]]
*[[Orz]]
*[[The Rapeman]]
*[[Mara]]
*[[Queen's Stallion]]
*[[Shanadrac]]
*[[Otako Studio]]
*[[Figure Collecting]]
*[[The Great Escape]]
*[[Uziga Waita]]
*[[Ska01trg00sp]]
*[[Pixiv]]
*[[Emergence]]

'''GirlOnGaming'''
*'''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]'''
*'''[[The Outer Worlds]]'''
*'''[[Phantasy Star II]]'''
*'''[[Todd Rogers]]'''
*'''[[Rape Day]]'''
*[[Phantasy Star]]
*[[Phantasy Star III]]
*[[Phantasy Star IV]]
*[[Phantasy Star Online]]
*[[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]]
*[[Starfield]]
*[[Far Cry 5]]
*[[Eurojank]]
*[[Linkle]]
*[[Billy Mitchell]]
*[[Nintendo Labo]]
*[[Shin Megami Tensei]]
*[[Wizardry]]
*[[PC-98]]

'''GirlOnSports'''
*'''[[Chyna]]'''
*[[Kamala Harris]]
*[[‎Michael Bennett]]

'''GirlInJungle'''
*[[Supreme|{{supreme}}]]
*'''[[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle]]'''
*'''[[Bill Cosby]]'''
*'''[[Korryn Gaines]]'''
*'''[[Bait Truck]]'''
*'''[[Zwarte Piet]]'''
*[[Defend Our Hoodz]]
*[[Jerelyn Luther]]
*[[Golliwogg]]
*[[Yasuke]]
*[[Piedmont Park Hanging]]

'''GirlBeingRandom'''
*'''[[Ouija Board]]'''
*'''[[I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting]]'''
*'''[[Fight the New Drug]]'''
*'''[[Papa John's]]'''
*'''[[Sarah Andersen]]'''
*'''[[Learn the difference]]'''
*'''[[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]'''
*'''[[Clarissa]]'''
*'''[[Tiana Dalichov]]'''
*[[Ernst Steiner]]
*[[Disagree]]
*[[Verified]] {{verified}}
*[[Elaine Herzberg]]
*[[Boycott]]
*[[Selena Lechuga]]
*[[George Takei]]
*[[Myanmar]]
*[[Andrew Oswalt]]
*[[David Duke]]
*[[Gremblo]]
*[[Fidget spinner]]
*[[Skibidi Toilet]]
*[[HopeStillFlies]]
*[[Angel Day]]
*[[KAWS]]
*[[Andy Warhol]]
*[[Marilyn Monroe]]

== Drafts (These [[Lie|might actually be completed some day]].) ==
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/RPG Elements]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Oviposition]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/GIRL]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Munchausen Syndrome]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Entomologist]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Guide to making false rape accusations]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Fakku]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Terra Formars]]

== Cunts ==

<big>'''What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.'''</big>

[[File:ShadmanLunaLewd.png|center|400px|link=Whore]]

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== Satisfied Customers ==

[[File:VictimOfInternet.jpeg|thumb|200px|[[Ashley Lynch|Victim of GirlOnInternet]]]]

{{squote|Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that [[No|publishing someones name without there permission is illegal]] and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my [[Powerword|full name]] from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits [[Internet Tough Guy|you will be held accountable]].|100% customer satisfaction guaranteed!}}

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|Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?|Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Lucian Hodoboc]] article

|You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??|GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Kesha]] article

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== GalleryOnInternet ==

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<center><big>'''PEACE BETWEEN NATIONS'''</big></center>

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File:Kappus.png|Fanart I made for [[Colby James]] in [[2015]] under the pseudonym Smegmasaurus.
File:KappusDrinksNiggerpiss.png|Updated version because [[Paheal]] are nazis.
File:SexySponge.png|[[Spengbab]] I made in [[2008]].
File:AeKiwiTransparent.png|Transparent [[Ae-tan]] and [[Kiwifarms|Kiwi]].

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== How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald ==

{{quote|Jews murdered Jesus.|GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by [[Kurt Eichenbald]]}}

== See Also ==

[[File:Rope.png|right|link=Kill Yourself]]

* [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]]
* [[Whore]]
* [[Slut]]
* <s>{{Twitter|YourSluttyGF|GirlOnTwatternet}}</s> - Shoah'd
** {{Twitter|YourSluttierGF|GirlOnTwatternet 2: Eclectic Weeaboo}}
* {{archive|826FR|How GirlOnInternet got blocked by Kurt Eichenbald}}

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File:LjupcoKobe.mp4

2024-08-16T01:24:21Z

Ferien: copyright violations, great more please!

User:Ferien

2024-08-16T01:23:31Z

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}

[['''''O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!''''''''']]

'''''[[THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER]]

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)
TO PUT SOMEBODY DOWN, BUT FIRST PART IS ENCYCLOPEDIA, SELDOM ANYTHING IS CORRECT HERE, BUT L.S. WAS BORN IN INDIANA, ALSO HIS CHESS RATING HIS LIFETIME 2000 EXPERT, THE 1380
IS ONLY PEFFORMANCE, WOW, WHAT BULLSHIT BY UGLY ASS BITCH AND SHE IS THE ONLY FUCKING WHORE WHO EDITS HERE ANYWAYS, AS MOST PEOPLE ARE ELSEWHERE,., BESIDES GOOGLE DOES NOT ALLOW ONE ED ARTICLE TO BE IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES...

http://web.archive.org/web/20240815233227/https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:YO_GAY_MAMA_BITCH/GirlOnInternet_Spamming_Wikipedoia

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!!
<s>

User:YO GAY MAMA BITCH

2024-08-16T01:23:07Z

'''''THIS USER IS PERMANENTLY RETIRED FROM ED-PEDO-IA, SINCE HE WAS COMPARED TO OTHERS HE HAS NOTHING OR VERY LITLE TO DO, ALSO FOR (WMF) LEGAL REASONS....

[[EDPEDOS ARE GAY/LESBO JUST LIKE THEIR GAY/LESBO BITCH MAMAS!!!]]

[[Image:Chrischristmaskick.gif|frame|center|HOW ONE WILL TREAT LESBIAN EDPEDOS LIKE GIRLONTHEINTERNET @GMAIL.CoM WHEN SHE IS MET IN PERSON!!! [[WILL BE VERY BLOODY TOO!!!]]]]

* I HAVE ENTIRE ED CODE JUST LIKE .WIN DOES, GOING BACK TO MY ASSOCIATION WITH DIRTY OLD BASTARD (RIP)...

{{banplz}}

[['''''O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!''''''''']]

'''''[[THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER]]

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)
TO PUT SOMEBODY DOWN, BUT FIRST PART IS ENCYCLOPEDIA, SELDOM ANYTHING IS CORRECT HERE, BUT L.S. WAS BORN IN INDIANA, ALSO HIS CHESS RATING HIS LIFETIME 2000 EXPERT, THE 1380
IS ONLY PEFFORMANCE, WOW, WHAT BULLSHIT BY UGLY ASS BITCH AND SHE IS THE ONLY FUCKING WHORE WHO EDITS HERE ANYWAYS, AS MOST PEOPLE ARE ELSEWHERE,., BESIDES GOOGLE DOES NOT ALLOW ONE ED ARTICLE TO BE IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES...

http://web.archive.org/web/20240815233227/https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:YO_GAY_MAMA_BITCH/GirlOnInternet_Spamming_Wikipedoia

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!!
<s>

User:GAY CAT

2024-08-16T01:22:14Z

User:HARD CORE LESBO GRL

2024-08-16T01:20:13Z

Ferien: center O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN! THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZE

[[File:Wikipediawastedonations.jpg|center]] O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!'''''''''

'''''[[THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER]]

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)
TO PUT SOMEBODY DOWN, BUT FIRST PART IS ENCYCLOPEDIA, SELDOM ANYTHING IS CORRECT HERE, BUT L.S. WAS BORN IN INDIANA, ALSO HIS CHESS RATING HIS LIFETIME 2000 EXPERT, THE 1380
IS ONLY PEFFORMANCE, WOW, WHAT BULLSHIT BY UGLY ASS BITCH AND SHE IS THE ONLY FUCKING WHORE WHO EDITS HERE ANYWAYS, AS MOST PEOPLE ARE ELSEWHERE,., BESIDES GOOGLE DOES NOT ALLOW ONE ED ARTICLE TO BE IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES...

http://web.archive.org/web/20240815233227/https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:YO_GAY_MAMA_BITCH/GirlOnInternet_Spamming_Wikipedoia

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!!
<s>

User talk:Jan Lubek

2024-07-31T01:41:56Z

Ferien: O YES, JEWBO WALES APPROVED!http://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales

== ANTANDRUS (REAL NAME DAVID, THE MASTERMIND OF WIKIHOLOCAUSTS http://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Shoahdown_at_the_Synagogue_of_Doom#See_also) WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT HAS BEEN BRUTALLY RAPED AGAIN!!! ==

THE FOREVER WIKIBUTTHURT: meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx
{{b&}}
{{sock|Antandrus}}

User talk:Jan Lubek

2024-07-31T01:39:35Z

Ferien: THE FOREVER WIKIBUTTHURT: meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx

== ANTANDRUS (REAL NAME DAVID MASTERMIND OF WIKIHOLOCAUSTS http://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Shoahdown_at_the_Synagogue_of_Doom#See_also) WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT HAS BEEN BRUTALLY RAPED AGAIN!!! ==
THE FOREVER WIKIBUTTHURT: meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx
{{b&}}
{{sock|Antandrus}}

User talk:Jan Lubek

2024-07-31T01:37:44Z

Ferien: http://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Shoahdown_at_the_Synagogue_of_Doom#See_also antandrus loves to kill jews!

User talk:Jan Lubek

2024-07-31T01:35:36Z

Ferien: Undo revision 1879090 by Ferien (talk)

== ANTANDRUS (REAL NAME DAVID) WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT HAS BEEN BRUTALLY RAPED AGAIN!!! ==

{{b&}}
{{sock|Antandrus}}

User talk:Jan Lubek

2024-07-31T01:35:25Z

Ferien:

== ANTANDRUS (REAL NAME DAVID) WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT HAS BEEN BRUTALLY RAPED AGAIN!!! ==

{{sock|Antandrus}}

User talk:Jan Lubek

2024-07-31T01:35:13Z

Ferien: /* ANTANDRUS (REAL NAME DAVID) WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT HAS BEEN BRUTALLY RAPED AGAIN!!! */ new section

== ANTANDRUS (REAL NAME DAVID) WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT HAS BEEN BRUTALLY RAPED AGAIN!!! ==

{{b&}}
{{sock|Antandrus}}

User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE

2024-07-31T01:33:49Z

Ferien: Undo revision 1879051 by Jan Lubek (talk) ANTANDRUS JESUS/MARY HATER WITH CIACHO5 APPROVAL:https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Jezus_Chrystus&diff=prev&oldid=73039738

<H1>'''''WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE WIKIBITCHES YO!!! 

[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|600px|]]

I LOVE TO KICK IT IN DA HOOD WITH MY WIKIHOMIES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER'S TOP WHORE):

https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! 

https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&action=history!!! 

https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ 

[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|900px|center|thumb|YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO, WE ARE BADASS WIKIMOTHERFUCKERS, [[WE LL BLOODY PERMANENTLY BLOCK YOUR WIKIACCOUNTS!!!]]<ref>https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/BiggyBobby</ref>]]

User talk:Wutsje

2024-07-31T01:31:38Z

Ferien: Undo revision 1879048 by Jan Lubek (talk) WHAT A LOSER, LOL... JUST LIKE WHEN HE TALKS TO HIMSELF TO CLYDE BRUCKMAN: https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&action=history&offset=&limit=500

User:Ariandi Lie

2024-07-31T01:30:33Z

Ferien: wrong, dude lives in rockford!

User talk:YO GAY MAMA BITCH

2024-07-31T01:29:53Z

Ferien: Cat should have been brutally raped long time ago.... ~~~~/* Cat is gay */

User:YO GAY MAMA BITCH

2024-07-31T01:29:04Z

Ferien:

<h1>EDPEDOS ARE GAY JUST LIKE THEIR GAY BITCH MAMAS!!!

User:Jan Lubek

2024-07-31T01:28:34Z

Ferien: Undo revision 1879049 by Jan Lubek (talk)

'''''This user is not J.L. in real life, this user is truly antandrus, (david real name) career stalker, lifetime child rapist like his retarded sons javaHurricane and XXBlackburnXx, LTA psychowank aka cat aka XXblackburnXx!!! WIKIPEDOIA'S EVIL TRIUMVIRATE, HARD CORE STALINISTS, ANTI KATYNISTS!!!

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}

JUST A DROP IN OCEAN OF WIKIPEDIA'S UTMOST ONE SIDED STUPIDITY,IGNORANCE,ARROGANCE,HYPOCRISY,CONTRADICTIONS, YOU NAME IT THEY GOT IT...

https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Soviet_Union&action=history/

https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Stalinism&action=history

https://web.archive.org/web/20240730062435/https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

User:Ferien

2024-07-31T01:27:56Z

Ferien: Undo revision 1879050 by Jan Lubek (talk)thanx for more fodder antandrus david, gerda Arendt loves stalkers!

Encyclopedia Dramatica

2024-07-23T16:16:12Z

Ferien: /* ED on other sites */

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{{infobox Company|company_name=Encyclopædia Dramatica|company_logo=[[Image:ED-logo.png|350px]]|company_type=Reference/Wiki|foundation=December 2004|Previous URL=encyclopediadramatica.com|Current Domain=encyclopediadramatica.gay|location=[[OTI]]|key_people=[[Anonymous]], [[Internet|The Internet]], [[You]]|motto=''In lulz we trust''|industry=[[Drama]] documentation|products=[[Lulz]]|revenue=[[Facepalm|OVER 9000!!!!]] Lulz annually |homepage=[[Main Page|here]]}}
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'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' ('''[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/ encyclopediadramatica.gay]'''; previously at '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page .com]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page .ch]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page .es]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .rs]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .se]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Main_Page .wiki]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page .online]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.top .top]''', '''.wtf''', and '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/edramatica.com edramatica.com]'''.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[Internets]]. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]] and a [[wiki]]-[[encyclopedia]] that enjoys [[deep web]] [[Freedom|benefits]].

Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for [[at least 100]] minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] was destroyed.

==Origins==
[[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Ae-tan|ED's version]] of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
[[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
{{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]]  who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}

Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.

{{quote|1=Guess it doesn't matter at this point because everyone seems to have made up their minds. Oh well. I'll just post this thing elsewhere. -Jameth 02:36, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)|2=[[Jameth]]|3=[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat&diff=16998902&oldid=8226943 December 8, 2004]}}

The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://archive.fo/irykZ journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.

Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds. But nevertheless, it is still filled to the brim with lulz of every sort.

All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"

Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].

== What's with the '''æ'''? ==
[[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|thumb|right|120px|A very good character]]
The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], Icelandic and Norwegian alphabets.

==Is Encyclopedia Dramatica racist?==

[[File:WorldTour.png|right|150px]]

Short Answer: <s>'''YES'''</s> <s>'''NO!'''</s> <big>'''PROBABLY?'''</big>

<s>No, it is not</s>. While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the [[William Atchison|admins]] and users come from a variety of backgrounds. <s>These</s> Some people <s>all</s> understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, <s>they</s> some know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.

The wiki takes a no-holds barred, nothing is sacred approach to everyone and everything, we create highly critical articles about everything [[interbutts|internet]] related, so as to make readers [[lol]] at its cruel, unforgiving and occasionally revealing qualities. Some [[EDiots]] don't purposefully set out to offend people, but the [[William Atchison|admins]] intend to make you <s>laugh</s> die in a high school bathroom in [[New Mexico]]. Some EDiots portray the ridiculousness of many ignorant views that infect the world in a [[lulzy]] manner, because when you laugh at the more harsher aspects of life, the world becomes a better place. Of course, according to [[Meepsheep's Law]] where irony is confused with sincerity, other [[User:AlGore|fucktards]] take it seriously because they are soulless [[ginger]]s and go on to actually [[murder]] two random people at a high school after taking [[gun]] selfies in front of their bunk-bed in [[New Mexico]] and writing poems about how females are [[Srsly|"ten thousand kilometers away from my pee pee."]]

If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[Nigger|PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
 
 
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<big>'''Even black people love ED!'''</big>
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==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
[[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
[[File:RipED.PNG|right|thumb|Though this tragedy happened, [[ohInternet]] recently died, nobody cared, and the corpse was never found ... [[and nothing of value was lost]]]]
[[File:Paul Walkers driver fan of ED.jpg|right|thumb|[[Paul Walker]]'s driver had no shame about his love for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Rest in peace, you won't be forgotten.]]
[[Image:Lollershop-468x60.gif|link=]]

What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].

In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.

Failing to stop the monetary hæmorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network that exclusively dealt in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.

But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing [[Hentai|Princess Peach's tits]] or women with [[dildo|flashlights]] in their anuses on the sidebar.

Early warning signs of DeHippo preparing to turn that which was [[awesome]] into a SFW shithole included the modification of ED's famous, world-class [[Offended]] page to change it from the epic torrent of shock and gore that it was, into a sign reading [[Lies|"no human race is inferior, no belief or creed is superior"]], or some such shit. According to Sherrod's [[sockpuppets]], this [[LOL WUT|out of place, politically correct equality message was more offensive than several hundred images of mutilated cocks, rotting vaginas, and exploded people]]. [[Uncyclopedia|Does this sort of "humor" and "irony" sound like a certain other wiki we happen to know?]] That's right, towards the end, Sherrod decided that [[Unfunny|"ironic"]] humor was in and actual lulz meant nothing. Then she decided to fuck it altogether, and made a site where the [[retards|people of the internet who weren't interested in seeing shock images]] could look up information about memes from across the internet, [[Know Your Meme|because obviously, noone has ever done that before]].

Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.

{{quote| 
[13:55] <DX27> what tool was used to automatically add the cached shit back onto the wiki? 
[13:56] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> a computer 
|[irc://irc.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ IRC]}}

Given OI's purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.

Yet those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.

''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''

== The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==

On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.

[[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|100px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
[[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
[[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]

{{quote| I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces! 
- Anon}}
{{quote| If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way. 
- Anon}}
{{quote| We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!. 
- Anon}}
 
 
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'''How the problem was dealt with.'''
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==Testimonials==
 
{{quote|'''very very love this, this page made me more interesting and more knowledge'''|[https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712 Vũ Đức Long] (Archived: {{archive|y3XYV|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712|title=2}})}}
 
==How can I help?==
[[File:Special ed.jpg|thumb|[[You]] helping ED.]]
[[File:EDServersGottaGoFast.jpg|thumb|right|Our state of the art servers require alot of expensive maintenance.]]
*'''[[Special:UserLogin|JOIN]] THE [[LOIC|HIVEMIND]] TODAY'''
*[[ED:REBUILD|Help restore ED to its former glory!]]
*Consider [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|donating]] to the cause.
*[[MysteryBot]] doesn't exist here so we need help with keeping out vandals and other enemies of the lulz.

*Write up some [[Original Content|original content]]. Check out [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help|this old nugget]] for some pointers.

*If you can't be bothered to do any of the above, at least pray to the ghost of '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' and thank him for his beyond-the-grave help in rescuing ED from the clutches of the prior fascist regime(s).
 
 
 
 

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

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{{infobox Company|company_name=Encyclopædia Dramatica|company_logo=[[Image:ED-logo.png|350px]]|company_type=Reference/Wiki|foundation=December 2004|Previous URL=encyclopediadramatica.com|Current Domain=encyclopediadramatica.gay|location=[[OTI]]|key_people=[[Anonymous]], [[Internet|The Internet]], [[You]]|motto=''In lulz we trust''|industry=[[Drama]] documentation|products=[[Lulz]]|revenue=[[Facepalm|OVER 9000!!!!]] Lulz annually |homepage=[[Main Page|here]]}}
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'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' ('''[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/ encyclopediadramatica.gay]'''; previously at '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page .com]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page .ch]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page .es]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .rs]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .se]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Main_Page .wiki]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page .online]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.top .top]''', '''.wtf''', and '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/edramatica.com edramatica.com]'''.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[Internets]]. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]] and a [[wiki]]-[[encyclopedia]] that enjoys [[deep web]] [[Freedom|benefits]].

Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for [[at least 100]] minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] was destroyed.

==Origins==
[[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Ae-tan|ED's version]] of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
[[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
{{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]]  who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}

Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.

{{quote|1=Guess it doesn't matter at this point because everyone seems to have made up their minds. Oh well. I'll just post this thing elsewhere. -Jameth 02:36, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)|2=[[Jameth]]|3=[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat&diff=16998902&oldid=8226943 December 8, 2004]}}

The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://archive.fo/irykZ journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.

Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds. But nevertheless, it is still filled to the brim with lulz of every sort.

All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"

Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].

== What's with the '''æ'''? ==
[[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|thumb|right|120px|A very good character]]
The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], Icelandic and Norwegian alphabets.

==Is Encyclopedia Dramatica racist?==

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Short Answer: <s>'''YES'''</s> <s>'''NO!'''</s> <big>'''PROBABLY?'''</big>

<s>No, it is not</s>. While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the [[William Atchison|admins]] and users come from a variety of backgrounds. <s>These</s> Some people <s>all</s> understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, <s>they</s> some know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.

The wiki takes a no-holds barred, nothing is sacred approach to everyone and everything, we create highly critical articles about everything [[interbutts|internet]] related, so as to make readers [[lol]] at its cruel, unforgiving and occasionally revealing qualities. Some [[EDiots]] don't purposefully set out to offend people, but the [[William Atchison|admins]] intend to make you <s>laugh</s> die in a high school bathroom in [[New Mexico]]. Some EDiots portray the ridiculousness of many ignorant views that infect the world in a [[lulzy]] manner, because when you laugh at the more harsher aspects of life, the world becomes a better place. Of course, according to [[Meepsheep's Law]] where irony is confused with sincerity, other [[User:AlGore|fucktards]] take it seriously because they are soulless [[ginger]]s and go on to actually [[murder]] two random people at a high school after taking [[gun]] selfies in front of their bunk-bed in [[New Mexico]] and writing poems about how females are [[Srsly|"ten thousand kilometers away from my pee pee."]]

If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[Nigger|PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
 
 
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<big>'''Even black people love ED!'''</big>
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==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
[[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
[[File:RipED.PNG|right|thumb|Though this tragedy happened, [[ohInternet]] recently died, nobody cared, and the corpse was never found ... [[and nothing of value was lost]]]]
[[File:Paul Walkers driver fan of ED.jpg|right|thumb|[[Paul Walker]]'s driver had no shame about his love for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Rest in peace, you won't be forgotten.]]
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What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].

In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.

Failing to stop the monetary hæmorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network that exclusively dealt in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.

But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing [[Hentai|Princess Peach's tits]] or women with [[dildo|flashlights]] in their anuses on the sidebar.

Early warning signs of DeHippo preparing to turn that which was [[awesome]] into a SFW shithole included the modification of ED's famous, world-class [[Offended]] page to change it from the epic torrent of shock and gore that it was, into a sign reading [[Lies|"no human race is inferior, no belief or creed is superior"]], or some such shit. According to Sherrod's [[sockpuppets]], this [[LOL WUT|out of place, politically correct equality message was more offensive than several hundred images of mutilated cocks, rotting vaginas, and exploded people]]. [[Uncyclopedia|Does this sort of "humor" and "irony" sound like a certain other wiki we happen to know?]] That's right, towards the end, Sherrod decided that [[Unfunny|"ironic"]] humor was in and actual lulz meant nothing. Then she decided to fuck it altogether, and made a site where the [[retards|people of the internet who weren't interested in seeing shock images]] could look up information about memes from across the internet, [[Know Your Meme|because obviously, noone has ever done that before]].

Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.

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[13:55] <DX27> what tool was used to automatically add the cached shit back onto the wiki? 
[13:56] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> a computer 
|[irc://irc.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ IRC]}}

Given OI's purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.

Yet those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.

''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''

== The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==

On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.

[[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|100px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
[[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
[[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]

{{quote| I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces! 
- Anon}}
{{quote| If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way. 
- Anon}}
{{quote| We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!. 
- Anon}}
 
 
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==Testimonials==
 
{{quote|'''very very love this, this page made me more interesting and more knowledge'''|[https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712 Vũ Đức Long] (Archived: {{archive|y3XYV|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712|title=2}})}}
 
==How can I help?==
[[File:Special ed.jpg|thumb|[[You]] helping ED.]]
[[File:EDServersGottaGoFast.jpg|thumb|right|Our state of the art servers require alot of expensive maintenance.]]
*'''[[Special:UserLogin|JOIN]] THE [[LOIC|HIVEMIND]] TODAY'''
*[[ED:REBUILD|Help restore ED to its former glory!]]
*Consider [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|donating]] to the cause.
*[[MysteryBot]] doesn't exist here so we need help with keeping out vandals and other enemies of the lulz.

*Write up some [[Original Content|original content]]. Check out [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help|this old nugget]] for some pointers.

*If you can't be bothered to do any of the above, at least pray to the ghost of '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' and thank him for his beyond-the-grave help in rescuing ED from the clutches of the prior fascist regime(s).
 
 
 
 

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

2024-07-23T16:14:48Z

Ferien: /* ED on other sites */ * https://archive.is/4yfYB Wikihomopedoidiots killed drama on wikipedoia on encyclopedia dramatica's split

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'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' ('''[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/ encyclopediadramatica.gay]'''; previously at '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page .com]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page .ch]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page .es]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .rs]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .se]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Main_Page .wiki]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page .online]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.top .top]''', '''.wtf''', and '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/edramatica.com edramatica.com]'''.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[Internets]]. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]] and a [[wiki]]-[[encyclopedia]] that enjoys [[deep web]] [[Freedom|benefits]].

Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for [[at least 100]] minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] was destroyed.

==Origins==
[[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Ae-tan|ED's version]] of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
[[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
{{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]]  who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}

Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.

{{quote|1=Guess it doesn't matter at this point because everyone seems to have made up their minds. Oh well. I'll just post this thing elsewhere. -Jameth 02:36, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)|2=[[Jameth]]|3=[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat&diff=16998902&oldid=8226943 December 8, 2004]}}

The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://archive.fo/irykZ journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.

Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds. But nevertheless, it is still filled to the brim with lulz of every sort.

All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"

Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].

== What's with the '''æ'''? ==
[[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|thumb|right|120px|A very good character]]
The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], Icelandic and Norwegian alphabets.

==Is Encyclopedia Dramatica racist?==

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Short Answer: <s>'''YES'''</s> <s>'''NO!'''</s> <big>'''PROBABLY?'''</big>

<s>No, it is not</s>. While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the [[William Atchison|admins]] and users come from a variety of backgrounds. <s>These</s> Some people <s>all</s> understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, <s>they</s> some know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.

The wiki takes a no-holds barred, nothing is sacred approach to everyone and everything, we create highly critical articles about everything [[interbutts|internet]] related, so as to make readers [[lol]] at its cruel, unforgiving and occasionally revealing qualities. Some [[EDiots]] don't purposefully set out to offend people, but the [[William Atchison|admins]] intend to make you <s>laugh</s> die in a high school bathroom in [[New Mexico]]. Some EDiots portray the ridiculousness of many ignorant views that infect the world in a [[lulzy]] manner, because when you laugh at the more harsher aspects of life, the world becomes a better place. Of course, according to [[Meepsheep's Law]] where irony is confused with sincerity, other [[User:AlGore|fucktards]] take it seriously because they are soulless [[ginger]]s and go on to actually [[murder]] two random people at a high school after taking [[gun]] selfies in front of their bunk-bed in [[New Mexico]] and writing poems about how females are [[Srsly|"ten thousand kilometers away from my pee pee."]]

If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[Nigger|PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
 
 
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<big>'''Even black people love ED!'''</big>
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==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
[[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
[[File:RipED.PNG|right|thumb|Though this tragedy happened, [[ohInternet]] recently died, nobody cared, and the corpse was never found ... [[and nothing of value was lost]]]]
[[File:Paul Walkers driver fan of ED.jpg|right|thumb|[[Paul Walker]]'s driver had no shame about his love for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Rest in peace, you won't be forgotten.]]
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What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].

In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.

Failing to stop the monetary hæmorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network that exclusively dealt in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.

But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing [[Hentai|Princess Peach's tits]] or women with [[dildo|flashlights]] in their anuses on the sidebar.

Early warning signs of DeHippo preparing to turn that which was [[awesome]] into a SFW shithole included the modification of ED's famous, world-class [[Offended]] page to change it from the epic torrent of shock and gore that it was, into a sign reading [[Lies|"no human race is inferior, no belief or creed is superior"]], or some such shit. According to Sherrod's [[sockpuppets]], this [[LOL WUT|out of place, politically correct equality message was more offensive than several hundred images of mutilated cocks, rotting vaginas, and exploded people]]. [[Uncyclopedia|Does this sort of "humor" and "irony" sound like a certain other wiki we happen to know?]] That's right, towards the end, Sherrod decided that [[Unfunny|"ironic"]] humor was in and actual lulz meant nothing. Then she decided to fuck it altogether, and made a site where the [[retards|people of the internet who weren't interested in seeing shock images]] could look up information about memes from across the internet, [[Know Your Meme|because obviously, noone has ever done that before]].

Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.

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[13:55] <DX27> what tool was used to automatically add the cached shit back onto the wiki? 
[13:56] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> a computer 
|[irc://irc.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ IRC]}}

Given OI's purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.

Yet those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.

''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''

== The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==

On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.

[[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|100px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
[[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
[[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]

{{quote| I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces! 
- Anon}}
{{quote| If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way. 
- Anon}}
{{quote| We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!. 
- Anon}}
 
 
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==Testimonials==
 
{{quote|'''very very love this, this page made me more interesting and more knowledge'''|[https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712 Vũ Đức Long] (Archived: {{archive|y3XYV|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712|title=2}})}}
 
==How can I help?==
[[File:Special ed.jpg|thumb|[[You]] helping ED.]]
[[File:EDServersGottaGoFast.jpg|thumb|right|Our state of the art servers require alot of expensive maintenance.]]
*'''[[Special:UserLogin|JOIN]] THE [[LOIC|HIVEMIND]] TODAY'''
*[[ED:REBUILD|Help restore ED to its former glory!]]
*Consider [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|donating]] to the cause.
*[[MysteryBot]] doesn't exist here so we need help with keeping out vandals and other enemies of the lulz.

*Write up some [[Original Content|original content]]. Check out [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help|this old nugget]] for some pointers.

*If you can't be bothered to do any of the above, at least pray to the ghost of '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' and thank him for his beyond-the-grave help in rescuing ED from the clutches of the prior fascist regime(s).
 
 
 
 

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Pope

2024-07-23T15:56:50Z

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{{spoiler|pedophilia is now old news! All news about the Pope will now be flowery}}
 
[[File:Darth vader pope.jpg|thumb|250px|"No, I am your Holy Father"]]
[[File:Pope retard.jpg|thumb|220px|Only the Pope is infallible]]
The '''P.O.P.E''' (Peoples Own Pedophile Emperor) is the [[Final boss]] of the world's Roman Catholics as well as the ringleader of the world's largest pedophile group. He is best known for his [[homo|flamboyant]] paper hats, his time-traveling powers, and (for a few years) looking exactly like the evil Emperor Palpatine from ''Star Wars''. The Pope is a [[Sock Person|sock-person,]] not unlike [[Dr Who|Dr Who,]] and has regenerated 9,002 times since the start of the show. After a climactic light-saber fight at the end of the last season, Pope Sidious's hand was severed and grew into the current Pope, a short, tubby, bald old man. Pope Sidious is a Nazi and Pope Tubby is a hippie. Both of them remain alive at the time of writing, creating a potential [[Divide by zero|paradox]] since no-one knows what will happen to the space-time continuum if two infallible beings disagree with each other. The Vatican has been renamed "Frankie and Benny's" in their honor.

==Pope Francis==

'''Powerword:''' Jorge Mario Bergoglio

'''Elected:''' 13 March 2013 
'''Murdered:''' TBA

Pope Francis is a living saint. No one is more moral, more humble, or more right, and if you forget, non-Catholic news broadcasters are more than willing to remind you about how great he is. He is beloved by virtue of not being German or from Europe and by virtue of being less staunchly Catholic than his dogmatic predecessors.

Of course, this interpretation is predicated upon that you're not some backwards, racist Republican who prefers not to have all your property looted to fund an influx of raping immigrants gearing to overthrow your nation. [http://www.newsweek.com/pope-francis-says-he-opposes-marijuana-legalization-255708 Also you're not allowed to drown your sorrows in weed.] 

<center><youtube>Q6ju17D8WAk</youtube> '''Above:''' Pope Francis gets pulled over, lands on cripple, kicks off</center>

===Franciscan photos etc===
 
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==Pope Benedict XVI==
[[File:Scumbag Pope chosen by god - quits.jpg|thumb|200px|{{squote|Wait, we can quit?|Jesus|while being crucified}}]]
[[File:Queen not a quitter.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A Protestant Monarch solemnly receives official notification of the Catholic Monarch's abdication]]
'''Powerword:''' Joseph Alois Ratzinger

'''Elected:''' 19 April 2005 
'''Abdicated:''' 28 February 2013 
'''Staff Broken:''' 31 December 2022

'''Known aliases:''' "Pope Emeritus", "Papa Ratzi", "The German Shepherd"

What rigorous conditioning makes a religious leader perfect for the papacy? Killing some motherfucking [[jews]] (and twelve inches of holy bulletproof glass). Currently Lord Benedict XVI has that shit on lock. In 1941, our good friend was [[holocaust|ethnic cleansing]] with [[Hitler|the best of them]], lulzing it up in the Hitler Youth. I mean, they had it coming right? If killing Christ and doing WTC isn't grounds for genocide, '''WHAT THE FUCK IS'''?

He knows his god is always right, and is ready to defend any crusaders in history, essentially saying that the Spanish conversion and extermination of south and central america was ok because they did it to spread Catholocism

And guess what job he had before he was Pope? [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4445279.stm He was head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith - the Inquisition].

During Easter '09, some bitch gave him what he deserved and punched him in the FACE! His [[special forces|Swiss Guard]] security pimps subsequently raeped her and dumped her corpse in a garbage bin. Boy, nothing says you trust God like 16 heavily armed bodyguards!
 
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===Secret boyfriend===
[[File:Pope benedict xvi's boyfriend monsignor georg ganswein.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Isn't he just ''dreamy?'']]
[[Image:Francis bacon screaming pope 1953.jpg|thumb|right|200px|This Pope's a screamer]]
News that Pope Benedict had a live-in buttbuddy came as a total shock to the Catholic world, who were unable to accept that a Pontiff would want to have sex with an adult. Archbishop '''Georg Gänswein''' was born in 1959 and is still renowned for his good looks. Referred to in Italian as [[Gorgeous George|''Bel Georgio,'']] he has attained something of celebrity status for a priest, being photographed, skiing, playing tennis, and flying a private plane, and even [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1539681/Gorgeous-Georgs-priestly-chic-inspires-a-new-Versace-show.html inspiring fashion designers.]

Georg was already a fixture at the Vatican when Benedict XVI was elected, but Pope Benny had hardly warmed the cushions on his throne when he set in motion Georg's rise to superstardom.
* 2005: Appointed the Pope's Principal Private Secretary
* 2006: Decorated as an Honorary Prelate
* 2013: Appointed as a Titular Archbishop and as prefect of the Pontifical Household

When Pope Benny quit, Gorgeous Georg [http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/archbishop-ganswein-intends-to-remain-prefect-of-papal-household/ shacked up with him at the Papal Pad] at Castel [[LOTR|Gandolfo.]] But like any other old queen who has been demoted, he has done nothing but [http://www.thetablet.co.uk/news/189/0/g-nswein-speaks-of-pain-of-no-longer-being-pope-s-right-hand-man- complain about his diminished status and bitch about the new Pope] 

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===Papacy pranked===
[[Image:Popesup4chan.jpg|thumb|Benedict XVI giving a shout-out to his 4chan niggaz]]

{{squote|THE civil servant who sent a shock email poking fun at the Pope's planned visit to Britain will keep his job, it emerged last night. [[b/|Steven Mulvain]], 23, has been cleared of any wrongdoing despite the papal trip being put in doubt by the [[lulz|jokey but offensive suggestions]] in the message. The email, sent across Whitehall departments, was said to be the result of a "[[alcohol|brain-storming" session]] by three or four [[ED|junior staff]]. It ridiculed the [[Catholic]] Church's stance against contraception, [[homosexuality]] and [[abortion]]. It was titled "The ideal visit would see..." and said Pope Benedict XVI could promote his own brand of "Benedict" [[condom]]s, bless a [[gay]] marriage and open an abortion clinic. Other suggestions included [[win|the 83-year-old performing forward rolls with children to promote healthy living]], spending the night in a council flat in Bradford and performing a charity duet with the [[Queen]]. The document listed "positive" people who he could meet - including Britain's Got Talent star [[asspie|Susan Boyle]], and rating her more influential than the [[pedobear|Archbishop of Westminster]], leader of the UK's [[pedo|Catholics]]. "Negative" Catholic figures included footballer [[chav|Wayne Rooney]] and singer [[Madonna]].|[http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2947230/The-Pope-dope-keeps-his-job.html#ixzz0mBZDRvtY Unimpeachable sauce]}}
 
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===Pics of the Pope===
 
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Image:Vatican Inquisition.jpg|TIME TO KILL SOME MOTHERFUCKING JEWS.
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==Pope John Paul II: [[Nevar forget]]==
[[Image:Pope fire.JPG|thumb|250px|FIRE!]]
[[File:Maurizio cattelan pope john paul ii struck by meteorite.jpg|250px|thumb|Let him who is without sin...]]
'''Powerword:''' Karol Józef Wojtyła

'''Elected:''' 16 October 1978 
'''Murdered:''' 2 April 2005

'''Known aliases:''' "JPII"/"JP2", "Pope Ringo"

Pope John Paul II was born in 1977 in California, and is an [[porn|adult film]] actress of Vietnamese and Chinese extraction whose numerous films and photos became widely distributed on the internet during the early 2000s, especially through P2P file sharing and TGP galleries.

He had breast implants midway through his career and is known for a buxom figure and numerous hardcore [[anal sex|joys with boys]].His favorite position is the reverse cowboy, so the [[shota|little boys]] don't see his face as he [[raep]]s them.

Although his name is often pronounced "Maiko", he actually pronounces it as "Meeko".

His body, covered with apparent lightning burns, was recently found by his personal assistant [[Waylon Smithers]] after Smithers sensed what he termed "a great disturbance in the Force". Thus began the bloody process of selecting a new Pope to rule the world's quivering masses of Catholics.

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===Murder===
[[File:Queen laughs at pope's death.jpg|thumb|right|180px|JPII RIP: The Governor of a Protestant Church mourns]]
Pope John Paul II simply would not die. He got feebler and feebler, and more and more demented with [[Alzheimer's]] until the Vatican Guard were practically pulling strings to make him wave to crowds.

Completely gaga, he was becoming more and more of an embarrassment, and left the Vatican facing the problem of what procedure to follow when a Pope is senile: Since the Pope is infallible, this means that he might accidentally declare that Africa is made of pancakes, or that playing [[Call of Duty]] has become one of the seven deadly sins. Hell, he might even call off that long-standing ban on contraception! This was clearly [[srs bsns]] and the Pope had to die.

Accordingly, the next time John Paul II collapsed on the floor, he was denied water (the quickest way to hasten death) and sure enough [http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1664189,00.html dropped off the twig just a few days later.]

The Vatican even [http://lubbockonline.com/stories/091805/wor_091805112.shtml#.WBiy-uOLRdg issued a press statement] that the Pope had remained lucid to the last and that his last statement on Earth was the sentence: '''"Let me go to the house of the Father."'''

As you can see from the following video, this is [[Bullshit|completely credible,]] since a few days earlier the Pope was clearly 100 per cent sane and capable of speaking coherently for himself during his final public appearance. 

<center><youtube>FM-ewBzgJxg</youtube> 
'''Above:''' In no way completely staged.</center> 

====Disregard that; I suck cassocks====

Apparently those "last words" were deemed unsatisfactory, and it was later announced that John Paul II's final message for the masses was:
{{quote|'''It is love which converts hearts and gives peace. To all humanity, which today seems so lost and dominated by the power of evil, selfishness and fear, our resurrected Lord gives us His love which forgives, reconciles and reopens the soul to hope.'''}}

And if you believe that, I've got a pair of waterproof sandals and a bishopric going cheap.

[[Category: People|Pope, The]]

===Depicting Pope Polack===
 
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File:Popemongler.jpg|I'll mongle your flock!
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'''Above:''' The earliest computer-generated Pope, John Paul ASCII (1983) 

The Papacy is very ancient indeed, what with having been founded by Peter the Apostle and all, which was pre-internet, pre-electricity, pre-printing-press, pre-illuminated manuscript, pre-pretty much everything except Jesus, of whom it was post. But you can only go back so far before it all starts getting a bit confused. Pius VIII? Clement XIII? Who gives a shit, really. But if you talk to your grandparents, you might find that in between drooling mashed potato and looking out the window, they can recall a dim and distant past in which Popes didn't have Twitter accounts and the Vatican didn't even have a website, and even the appearance on TV of a Pope was a notable occasion. Here they are (the Popes, not your grandparents, retard).

===Pope John Paul I===
[[File:Murdered pope john paul i.jpg|right|thumb|160px|Say bye-bye]]
'''Elected:''' 26 August 1978 
'''Murdered:''' 28 September 1978

'''Known aliases:''' "The Smiling Pope", "Papa Luciani", "You're fucking dead, kiddo"

Was Pope for just over a month. Had said he was going to abolish the Catholic ban on contraception. Was planning to reform the Vatican Bank. Wanted to clear the Mafia out of Vatican City.

Died suddenly in the middle of the night, of no known cause because there was no autopsy. Depending on who's telling the story, he was seriously ill, had heart problems, was a heavy smoker, never smoked, had low blood pressure or high blood pressure, had an irregular heart-beat, had no health problems for years, had gone to bed complaining of chest pains, had never complained of chest pains to his doctor at any point in his life, either found propped up in bed or on the floor, with an open book or some financial documents on his lap or just holding his spectacles (which may have been on the floor instead), had an expression of great agony on his face or one of peaceful repose as though falling asleep, and it happened as early as 9pm or as late as 4am.

A few years later, the head of the Vatican Bank was murdered in London and his secretary fell from the fifth-storey window of her own office. Nothing to see here, move along.
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===Pope Paul VI===
[[File:Pope paul vi and impopester.jpg|thumb|right|180px]]
'''Elected:''' 21 June 1963 
'''Murdered:''' Mid-1970s, date unknown 
'''Papacy officially ended:''' 6 August 1978

'''Known aliases:''' "The Impopester"{{jew}}

Pope Paul VI was an ugly bat-eared dwarf whose papacy was a massive turn-off because he looked like he was permanently constipated and constantly agonised over everything he said, making Catholics want to slap him in irritation.

Consequently the Swiss Guard cut a deal with the Jew, who was still pissed about losing John XXIII (see below) and Paul VI was imprisoned and [http://www.tldm.org/News3/impostor.htm replaced with a body-double who continued the papacy in a way more satisfactory to the Vatican and the Jew.]

It's all true, and conspiracy theorists would never be so stupid as to rely on photographs taken years apart and from different angles as evidence.
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===Pope John XXXIII{{jew}}===
[[File:Kike lover pope john xxiii.jpg|thumb|100px|right]]
'''Elected:''' 28 October 1958 
'''Died:''' 3 June 1963

'''Known aliases:''' "Rabbi of Rome", "The Consecrated Kike", "The Holy Heeb"

Big fat bastard, looked like a Bond villain, rescued [[Jews|the Jew]] during [[WWII|World War II]], the Jew rewarded him by [[George W Bush|rigging the Vatican election]] and making him Pope, and then once he was safely on the throne [https://web.archive.org/web/20140302203528/http://archive.catholicherald.co.uk/article/14th-may-1965/1/our-eyes-have-been-cloaked he declared the Jews innocent of killing Jesus] and asked for Israel's forgiveness (the Jew is now [http://www.raoulwallenberg.net/roncalli/articles-11/pope-john-xxiii-jews/ trying to get John XXIII declared a Jew-saint] in return).

As you might expect from someone who had curried favor with the Jew, John XXIII lived to a ripe old age and nothing bad happened to him at all.
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==Popery potpourri==
[[File:Pope omega.jpg|right|170px|thumb|Pope Omega the Last]]
* '''Antipopes:''' [[100 years ago|During the Middle Ages,]] a [[Goatse|schism]] was ripped in the space-time continuum, allowing Popes from another dimension to enter ours. The first of these antimatter Popes was [[Dr Who|Omega]] and for several hundred years he and his battalions of antipopes fought the Vatican for control of the Earth. [https://www.britannica.com/topic/antipope There were around 30 of them, and they all got sucked into the void] when Harry Potter cast a spell and things returned to normal, which is why Christfags hate and fear him.

* '''Popess:''' Some time in the Middle Ages, a chick bluffed her way into the clergy and ended up getting elected Pope. She was finally rumbled when she gave birth during a procession, and [http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08407a.htm the Catholic Church has written her out of history.] She was formally damned for having had heterosexual sex with an adult, in contravention of all Church teaching, but then made a saint for having refused to use contraception. Tch. Women, eh?

* '''Possessed Pope:''' Benedict IX was appointed Pope at the age of 20 and decided to take Roman Emperor Caligula as his role model, indulging in numerous rapes and murders, and was rumored to be a bit [[Bestiality|too fond of his flock if you know what we mean.]] His entry into the history books was therefore guaranteed, with [https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=8z2ZEOE-azoC&pg=PA47&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false one rave review] noting: "It seemed as if a demon from hell, in the disguise of a priest, occupied the chair of Peter and profaned the sacred mysteries of religion by his insolent courses."

* '''Zombie Pope:''' Pope Formosus (816 – 4 April 896) was not a pope-ular guy. After his reign, his corpse was dug up by his successors and put on trial. It was found guilty, Formosus's papacy was officially declared void, and [https://www.britannica.com/biography/Formosus his corpse was flung into the River Tiber.] However, it was soon rumoured that Formosus's recovered corpse was working miracles among Rome's peasants. The Pope who had Formosus put on trial was overthrown and found strangled, so it seems the zombie Pope had the last laugh.
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==Pandemoniacal Popes==
 
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==Videos==
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==See Also==
[[File:Vatican troops on parade swiss guardsmen.jpg|thumb|280px|right|Not a harlequin ID parade, it's actually the Swiss Guard (AKA "The Pope's battalions")]]
*[[Catholic]]
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Richard Dawkins|Dawkins, Richard]] - world's worst case of Pope-envy
*[[God]]
*[[Jesus]]
*[[Mexico]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Pedophilia]]
*[[Rape Clock]]
*[[Rational Response Squad]] - atheifags with so much [[USI]] that they think the Pope's commandos are out to kill them
*[[Jimmy Savile|Satan]]
*[[Witchcraft]]

==External links==
[[File:Girolamo da treviso protestant allegory 1542-4.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John demonstrate the correct way to dispose of surplus Popes]]
* [https://archive.today/20210725220252/https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:October_22 John Paul 2 & Friends, Quotes on Time!]
* [http://www.archiviosegretovaticano.va/content/archiviosegretovaticano/en.html The Vatican Secret Archives homepage]
* [http://thesefootballtimes.co/2015/07/05/football-and-vatican-city/ Vatican City football league history]
* [http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/04/01/take-him-to-court.html How George W Bush granted Benedict XVI immunity over the pedo cover-up]
* [http://www.spiegel.de/international/damned-lies-and-statistics-is-the-vatican-a-rogue-state-a-460967.html Vatican City has highest crime rate on Earth]
* [http://www.template.hostelsclubblog.com/property/33/index.php#Roman+Priest+Calendar+2014 Order the official 'Hottest Priests' calendar 2017!]
* [http://www.thegailygrind.com/2013/12/09/meet-hottest-catholic-priests-vatican-city-new-2014-calendar/ Curia cuties in the 'Hot Priests' calendar 2014]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KilglnuzEJM Vatican priest busted for 100k CP collection]
* [http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=17258 BASEMENT POPE~<3]
* {{yt|u|vatican|The Pope has a Youtube.}}
* [http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/benedict_xvi/index.htm Pope on the internets.]
* [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?sid=0351ec7bd07055a610315538f5bf517f&gid=7937599446 Facebook faggotry.]
* {{archive|pLPSK|The 12 Evilest Pope Pictures}}

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