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Shadman

2024-07-24T15:10:34Z

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{{Breakingnews|[https://www.the-sun.com/news/4052389/youtuber-shadman-arrested-assault-deadly-weapon/ Shadman has been V& for "assault with a deadly weapon"]}}
{{SickFuck}}
[[File:Rayman.JPG|thumb|Some of Shadman's more milder art]]
[[File:Bowserbutt.jpg|thumb|And here is something that will make you want to clean your brain with acid.]]
Do you have a fetish that would make you a pariah in the public eye? Do you want to find porn of perhaps the vaguest characters used in vague movies you saw 6 years ago? Do you want to be on a blog where you can find [[sick fuck]]s in the comments section? Then look no further! '''[[Powerword|Shaddai Prejean]]''', also known as '''Shadman''', is here to put all those questions to rest.

Essentially, if you think of a porn category, Shadman has probably done it. [[Scat]]? C'mon now, think harder. [[Guro]]? Yep, you're getting there. [[WTF|Intestinal sex starring]] [https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1169097 a female Boo out of Super Mario]? Now you're getting the idea! You think of it, Shad has probably drawn it.

Risen to infamy among [[12 years old|13-year olds]] and [[you|30-year-old virgins]], Shad fills in the holes of [[Rule 34]] that most porn artists wouldn't go near.

He's half-[[Nigger|black]] and from [[Switzerland]], the latter being interesting because his name doesn't sound like a [[Italy|dago]] or [[France|frogeater]]. He got [[Pwn3d|disowned]] by his mother after she found [https://archive.fo/8xRqh porn he drew of her]; ironic that that is what it took to be disowned, and versus all the porn of furries pooping into each other's mouths that he did. Oh well, no accounting for taste.

==General Style==

[[File:Shadbaseart.png|thumb|Did you think I was joking?]]

He mainly focused on ruining the brain-dead shit on TV you used to watch as a kid, with bad anatomy, unfunny humor attempts, shitty color palettes, and always going for shock value.

Unsurprisingly, almost every piece of "art" drawn has a common variation: no-dicks or [[trap|dicks]] i.e. there will be the same drawing done twice, the difference being that one has a dick, for all those [[basement dwellers]] who can't admit they're gay yet.

This [[internet]]-[[goatse|hellhole]] used to be split up into two parts: shadbase and shagbase, with shagbase where you can find all the pictures which need [[scat|an acquired taste]]. It was because Shadman [[retard|genuinely believed]] that Google Adsense wouldn't notice a thing if he kept the more hardcore stuff to shagbase. Now, you can find absolutely everything on Shadbase from Bowser Scat Porn to Satsuki Kiryuin amputation.

Occasionally, Shadman will create a comic series which he never will complete. He often starts a comic series with several pages worth of boring exposition. Then, just when it starts getting good, he will stop working on the series and will spend the next few weeks working on shitty (sometimes literally) images that no one wanted to see.

==Track Record==

[[File:A hat in time shadbase porn twitter.png|right|240px]]

Here's a list of things Shad has ruined:
* A Hat in Time
*[[Danny Phantom]]
*[[Eddsworld]] (No, this isn't a joke)
*[[Fallout]] (His OC "Vault Girl" seems to be his favorite character from this)
*[[Cartoon Network|Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]] (Bet that took you back some years, now there's porn of it)
*[[Gravity Falls]]
*Hotel Transylvania
*Incredibles
*Inside Out (Yes, the [[Pixar]] film)
*[[Kim Possible]]
*[[Love Live!]] (specifically the Hit or Miss meme by nyanyancosplay)
*[[Cuphead]] (why not Bendy the shitty game instead? Why Cuphead?)
*[[Kill la Kill]] (at least it's something jappy though)
*[[Metal Gear Solid]]
*[[MLP]] (thank god)
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Super Mario]] characters (surprisingly, not Mario himself though)
*[[Splatoon]] (this stuff is more fucked up though)
*[[Teen Titans]]
*Whatever the latest Disney film is

*Literally loads more not mentioned here
*????
*[[Profit]]

==Drama==
Shadman has always been a drama magnet, even since his first day, due to the disgusting shit he draws, and also to his inability to make anything interesting beyond mere shock value. Which he both welcomes, since his whole publicity plan is based on controversy, and bitches about to no end when it causes him the slightest discomfort.

In November 2016, he attracted quite a lot of infamy for drawing real-life children. He was mainly scorned for drawing [http://www.shadbase.com/not-to-keen/ Keemstar's daughter]. At first, there was also a drawing of her blowing off [[Donald Trump]], but now he deleted it and denies he ever drew porn of her. He also drew child youtuber [http://www.shadbase.com/ltwhorebitch/ soph] (formerly LtCorbis), in a quite sexual setting. There was also some depiction of Dafne Keen, a child actress who portrayed Laura in ''Logan'', for which he received a cease and desist from her lawyers.

On March 30th, 2017, Shadman's site was taken down because his host got butthurt by his content. He joked about it being related to Roblox content he posted, but that was just for fun. His website got suspended because of the degenerate shit he keeps drawing.

As of now, it's back up. In Mid July 2018, a bunch of people started calling him out on his pedophilic artwork. In response to this, Shad used the "It's just a joke" & "Muh free speech" excuses, despite drawing sexually suggestive pics of real-life underage girls and other underage characters.
[[File:Shadman's computer.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Shadman's computer]]
In October 2021 Shadman was revealed to be addicted to heroin when he started posting weird shit on Twitter, including drug paraphernalia on top of a filthy, shattered computer. Photos of him unmasked were also shared. He looks like [[Richard Ramirez]] and his apartment is all full of broken shit and trash. He hadn't been drawing for some time so he is expected to have sold his 24 inch Wacom tablet to buy drugs and simply can't adjust to a smaller [[Dildo|tablet]]. He has complained that it is extremely heavy and a bitch to move, but Wacom says it weighs 16 pounds, so Shadman is probably weaker than the kids he likes to draw. [[An Hero]] via Drug overdose is expected.

==Shadman 'n Friends==

Shad usually shares his website with {{yt|u|Spazkidin3D}}, who really creates the vague porn e.g. [[Why|Him out of Power Puff Girls]]. Shadman is also known by such people as OneyNG (that guy who did Leo and Satan you watched when you were 12) and [[Arin Hanson|EgoRaptor]] (that guy who looks like a thumb).

==Shadman, Imprisoned!==
After a multiple week long battle with mental instability that he subsequently chronicled on Twitter; Shadman, also known as SHADDAI PREJEAN was arrested on October 28, 2021 for “assault with a deadly weapon."
This psychotic break was probably brought on due to a lack of drawing simulated child pr0n.

== Gallery ==
{{center|<gallery>
File:Elizabeth (Shadman) 1.jpeg|[[BioShock Infinite|Elizabeth - BioShock Infinite]]
File:Elizabeth (Shadman) 2.jpeg
File:Elizabeth (Shadman) 3.jpeg
File:shadman_bsi.jpg
Image:FreshVaultMeat.jpg|[[Fallout 4|Fallout OC]]
Image:VaultDickgirl.jpg
File:Shadman Fallout Porn2.jpeg|[[Goatse]] addiction
File:OverseersOrdersPreggoDick.jpg|[[Pregnophile|Pregnophilia]]
File:Shadman Disney.jpg|[[Disney]]
File:Shadman Pokemon.jpeg|[[Pokémon]]
File:ShadmanColumbine.jpg|[[Columbine]]
</gallery>}}

== Misc Gallery ==
{{center|<gallery>
File:Shadman Super Soyan.jpg|[[Nintendo Switch]]
File:Nintendo Switch Shadman.jpg
File:Otaku Translator.jpg|A handy guide to [[Otaku|otaku-speak]].
File:Nostalgia Critic Meets His Fans.jpg|Shadbase speaking the truth.
File:ShadmanLunaLewd.png|link=Whore|[[The Loud House|Luna - The Loud House]]
File:Projared Shadman Sketch.jpg
File:You're Gonna Have a Bad Time - Sans drawing by Karl Cros.jpg
File:Sex diary2.jpg|[[Anne Frank]]
File:Shad jailbreak.png|[[Emoji|The Emoji Movie]]
File:Skullgirls Shadman.jpg|[[Skullgirls]]
File:Shadbasebelle.jpg|[[Belle Delphine]]
File:Shadbasebelletrap.jpg|Belle Delphine [[trap]]
File:Cuckjune 01.png|[[Armoured Skeptic|Pregory]] likes Shadman's cartoons on twitter.
File:Arin's Hypocracy.jpg|[[Egoraptor|Arin and his feminist wife also like Shadman.]]
File:Goose moretemer.JPG|Arin's feminist SJW wife Suzy in a Shadbase shirt, courtesy of fanstuff section of Shadbase.
File:REALSHADJAILBAIT.png|[[I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting|A t-shirt design.]]
</gallery>}}

{{cg|Everything Else|gallery1|center||<gallery perrow="15">
File:Shadman TMNT.jpeg
File:Shadman Teen Titans.jpeg
File:Shadman twincest.jpg
File:Kim Fuckable 14.jpg
File:Patreaonporn.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="15">
</gallery>}}

== Videos ==
<center>
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvYqovEgsj0</youtube>
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td6MbJQavjs</youtube>
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MFXS_Vybpg</youtube>
</center>

==Related Articles==
*[[Btard]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Incest]]
*[[Kharisma Jati]]
*[[Loli]]
*[[Necrophilia]]
*[[Scat]]
*[[Shota]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Sociopath]]
*[[Teen Titans]]
*[[Trap]]

==External sites==
* [http://anonym.to/http://shadbase.com/ Official Shadbase website] - In the footer it says everyone is over eighteen [[lie|so you won't get arrested]]
* [https://archive.is/1Twtl Wayback Machine Official Shadbase website]
* [https://dailystandard.co.nz/2017/03/30/shaddai-shadman-prejean-shuts-shadbase-legal-problems/ Daily Standard] - Article discussing his possible jailtime
* [http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Sh%C3%A4dbase BadWebcomicsWiki Review] - Remember when Shadbase used to be a webcomics? It sucked, too.
* {{facebook|shadbase}}
* {{instagram|the_shadbase}}
* {{reddit|Shadman}}: A Fan Reddit
* {{tumblr|therealshadman}}
* {{twitch|shadbasemurdertv}}
* {{twitter|shadbase}}
* {{youtube|TheRealShadman}}
* [http://www.newgrounds.com/art/tag/shadman On Newgrounds]
* [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/shadman On Steam Community]
* [http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/TheRealShadman/profile On Hentai Foundry]
* [https://picarto.tv/SHADBASEmurderTV On Picarto]
* [http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=6070235 On Pixiv]

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{{Timeline|Article of the Now November 12 & 13, [[2021]]|[[The Loud House]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Undertale]]}}
[[Category:People|Shadman]][[Category:Web Comics]]

Requests for adminship

2024-07-24T13:11:43Z

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{{needsmoar|pix}}
<div style="text-align:center; color:grey; font-weight:bold; border-top:1px solid grey; border-bottom:1px solid grey; padding:.1em; margin:.2em 0 .1em 0;">There are no current nominations.</div>

{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship|Requests for adminship}}, ("[[Wikipedese|WP:RFA]]") is a page on Wikipedia where [[you]] too can become a basement-dwelling [[administrator]]. When requesting to level up, be sure you have enough experience points.

==What happens==
<br>{{quote| I think perhaps I'll go through semi-willy-nilly and make a bunch of people who have been around for awhile sysops. I want to dispel the aura of "authority" around the position. It's merely a technical matter that the powers given to sysops are not given out to everyone.|[[Jimbo Wales]]}}<br>
Typically, a user [[Masturbate|nominates themselves]] or [[fellatio|sucks a current admin's cock]] for a nomination. Any wannabe who runs this gauntlet will get raped and abused in every way imaginable. [[Assrape|Every single cavity is probed]]. This goes on for seven days, which is known as "Hell Week" among the Wikipedos, however some chicken out before this. If the newfag survives this then they are promoted to Sysop for the further pleasure of the Wikipedophiles. Some sick fucks enjoy this, however most end up scarred for life. As such, RFA is a good trolling tactic for harassing your enemies while maintaining the appearance of being amicable.

RFA is typically a battle ground where users fight over who gets to have high power users in their guild. Perennial discussion topics on the talk page include crying a river over the fact that the pool of Wikipedos are getting more and more infested with AIDS causing editors and admins to quit, and screaming that the world will end because there are no newfags on the chopping block, and sacrificing babies in [[Grawp|Satan's name]] to prevent this from happening. As this is a popular meme on the RFA page, one can improve their chances by running when it is empty.

At the end of a RFA, a bureaucratic fuck judges if the user is pleasureful enough to promote to an admin. Sometimes, a full tribunal is held. If the user has been raped more than 80 times, the RFA will most likely pass. Generally, if the user was gangbanged 70-80 times the RFA will pass, however if it is around 70 the bureaucratic fuck must use their discretion, by taking them out for a spin themselves. This standard has changed over time, and got lower over the years.

==A typical RFA==
===Support===
*'''Support''' All of the below

===Oppose===
All of the below do not matter at all. In fact, fuck the rules! YOU'RE ALL ADMINS!
*'''Oppose''' [[DougsTech|Too many admins currently]].
*'''Oppose''' Does not meet [[USI|my criteria]]. User has only 3999 edits. I would like to see at least 4000.
*'''Oppose''' [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|I view self-noms as prima facie evidence of power hunger.]]
*'''Oppose''' '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/SoWhy#Oppose|Offensive user box}}'''.
*'''Oppose''' Per answer to Question #69.

==Requests for Bureaucratship (RfB)==
Hosted on the same page is a page where users can become "Bureaucrats" [sic]. 'Nuff said. It is harder to pass, and users who pass get to decide the outcomes of RFAs as shown above.

==Notable enemies of the state==
Every now and then, a user makes votes with logic too advanced for the TOW users. This leads to conflict between the users who want to censor them and those who defend their freedom of speech, sparking much butthurt, votes for banning, etc.

*{{wpul|Kmweber}} was a user who added the vote <code>'''Oppose''' — I view self-noms as ''prima facie'' evidence of power hunger.</code> to every self nom. This impeccable logic sparked the rage and bullying of the TOW admins. Kmweber was driven off but eventually came back.
*{{wpul|DougsTech}} was a user who spammed <code>'''Oppose''' — Too many admins lately</code> on every single RFA. See the [[DougsTech|ED page]] for more details.
*{{wpul|Keepscases~enwiki}} was a troll who opposed every atheist for displaying "offensive userboxes" on their page.

==The Plan==
#[[Huggle|Revert vandalism]]
#Join [[IRC|#wikipedia]]
#Suck teh admin [[cock]]
#[[????]]
#[[Profit!]]
==Tips==
[[At least 100]] RFA's fail per year because of personal vendettas and the inherent risk of an [[eBay]] sale. Also, getting in a argument with someone pretty much guarantees that they'll pop in your RFA with and [[NO U|make an oppose vote]]. So when working towards a [[sock]] admin account, [[divide by zero|one must not make enemies]].

==Infamous RFAs==
*TL;DR
*'''[[Angela]]''' '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Angela|wut}}'''

*{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Chzz|Chzz}} is a user who ''almost'' passed despite suspicions that he had been using sock puppets, however in what was probably the most stupid move a Wikipedo could make, [[Fail|he edited his own RFA using an abusive sock he had been using]]. His RFA immediately tanked, even his nominator withdrew his support. Chzz's sock was blocked, but Chzz was allowed to continue editing. We missed out on all the lulz he would have made if this sock wielding wikipedo did become an admin. See Pastor Theo and Law below.

*{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Enigmaman_2|Enigmaman 2}} This [[wikipedo]] decided to [[vandalism|vandalise]] whilst not logging in. Unfortunately for him [[Bureaucratic Fuck]] {{wpul|Deskana}} [[raep|check user'd his IP]]. This resulted in much [[lulz]] and [[drama]].
:[[PROTIP]]: Next time use a proxy.

*{{wpul|Flying_Toaster|Flying Toaster}} declared she wrote [[over 9000|more than 150 articles]]. After a [[win|successful]] RFA another [[wikipedo]] found out all the articles were [[Cuntpaste|cunt-pasted]] from websites.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Dihydrogen_Monoxide_3&oldid=216942444 '''Giggy''' (formerly known as Dihydrogen Monoxide)] got an unprecedented [[over 9000|300 support votes]] yet he [[wikicide|withdrew]] after the nominator got [[butthurt]]. The user felt so much butthurt he decided to [[lol|change his name and blank his RFA]].

*{{wpul|Senator_Palpatine|Senator Palpatine}} is someone who failed epically at the aforementioned plan.

*{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Pastor_Theo|Pastor Theo}} was a sock of the banned user Ecoleetage and passed RFA, presumably because Pastors and TOW admins [[pedophile|have common ground on Wikipedia]]. Pastor Theo used another sock account {{wpul|Mrs._Wolpoff|Mrs. Wolpoff}} to [[lulz|abusively win AfD debates]]. This was uncovered by a sock check on the former account, leading to the desysop and blocking of the account. See also [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee/Noticeboard&diff=313992740&oldid=313674007 Arbcom statement].

*{{wpul|Law}} was successfully nominated for RFA by {{wpul|GlassCobra}}. However, it was discovered that Law was actually {{wpul|The_Undertow|The Undertow}}, a banned ex-admin; GlassCobra later acknowledged he was aware of the sock account when he put the RFA forward. Law was promptly blocked while GlassCobra had his tools ripped out for being the first admin to knowingly nominate a sockpuppet for adminship; however, GlassCobra's adminship was restored four months later following a direct appeal to Arbcom. [[LaraLove]] also had her admin rights yanked for helping her BFF Law win RFA.

*{{wpul|Wiki_Greek_Basketball|Wiki Greek Basketball}} an editor with over 35,000 edits and over 100 created articles managed an epic troll of the ANI boards in retaliation for '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Wiki_Greek_Basketball|his failed RFA}}'''. The then-17-year-old admin {{wpul|Coffee}} apparently made the mistake of pissing him off at his RFA. What ensued was an epic hall of fame troll of the ANI board which began [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&oldid=333965198#User:Wiki_Greek_Basketball here] and grew so big that they had to give him his own '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/Wiki_Greek_Basketball|pages to}}''' '''{{wikilink|User:DangerousPanda/WGB|troll}}'''.

*{{wpul|Eostrix}}, an editor who was exposed as being a sock of the banned user {{wpul|Icewhiz}} during the course of '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Eostrix|his RFA}}''' which then subsequently failed despite it receiving only 1 oppose.

*{{wpul|Lourdes}}. After this editor's '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Lourdes_2|RFA}}''' had passed, they proceeded to '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard/Archive_37#Request|cause a lot of lulz}}''' because apparently they had asked the bureaucrats to hold off from granting the admin bit, something that {{wpul|Acalamari}} had failed to acknowledge, which Lourdes's remark invoked a lot of [[butthurt]]. It would take several months before the sysop bit was '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard/Archive_38#Resysop_request_(Lourdes)|eventually granted}}'''. '''5 YEARS''' later, they had confessed to being a sock of {{wpul|Wifione}}.

*{{wpul|力}}, this user's '''{{wikilink|Special:PermanentLink/1062023486|RFA}}''' failed spectacularly with many Wikipedos being butthurt over his username not being in English and others just following along with {{wpul|El_C}}'s reasoning for opposing. A couple months later, 力 decided to [[wikicide]], but not before [[deleting fucking everything]] '''{{wikilink|Special:Diff/1085344261|from his RFA}}'''. Not surprisingly, [[Bbb23]] '''{{wikilink|Special:Diff/1085345933|stepped in to revert the blanking}}''' and, under the rather wrongful assumption of it being vandalism, '''{{wikilink|Special:Diff/1085346263|gave 力 a "final" warning}}'''. Oh, Bbb23, you never fail to disappoint.

And then there are of course those RFAs where the editor [[Ragequit|ragequits]] from Wikipedia completely as soon as their RFA fails, such as {{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Ifnord|Ifnord}}, {{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/MB|MB}} and {{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Infrangible|Infrangible}}.

==See Also==
*[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
*[[Politics]]
*[[VFD]]
*[[r|/r/]]

==External Links==
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship|Where all the magic happens}}'''
*'''{{wikilink|User:Bibliomaniac15/A_history_of_RFA|The history}}'''
<br>{{WP}}
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]

Requests for adminship

2024-07-05T14:09:39Z

Encyclopedia Dramatіca:

{{needsmoar|pix}}
<div style="text-align:center; color:grey; font-weight:bold; border-top:1px solid grey; border-bottom:1px solid grey; padding:.1em; margin:.2em 0 .1em 0;">There are no current nominations.</div>

{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship|Requests for adminship}}, ("[[Wikipedese|WP:RFA]]") is a page on Wikipedia where [[you]] too can become a basement-dwelling [[administrator]]. When requesting to level up, be sure you have enough experience points.

==What happens==
<br>{{quote| I think perhaps I'll go through semi-willy-nilly and make a bunch of people who have been around for awhile sysops. I want to dispel the aura of "authority" around the position. It's merely a technical matter that the powers given to sysops are not given out to everyone.|[[Jimbo Wales]]}}<br>
Typically, a user [[Masturbate|nominates themselves]] or [[fellatio|sucks a current admin's cock]] for a nomination. Any wannabe who runs this gauntlet will get raped and abused in every way imaginable. [[Assrape|Every single cavity is probed]]. This goes on for seven days, which is known as "Hell Week" among the Wikipedos, however some chicken out before this. If the newfag survives this then they are promoted to Sysop for the further pleasure of the Wikipedophiles. Some sick fucks enjoy this, however most end up scarred for life. As such, RFA is a good trolling tactic for harassing your enemies while maintaining the appearance of being amicable.

RFA is typically a battle ground where users fight over who gets to have high power users in their guild. Perennial discussion topics on the talk page include crying a river over the fact that the pool of Wikipedos are getting more and more infested with AIDS causing editors and admins to quit, and screaming that the world will end because there are no newfags on the chopping block, and sacrificing babies in [[Grawp|Satan's name]] to prevent this from happening. As this is a popular meme on the RFA page, one can improve their chances by running when it is empty.

At the end of a RFA, a bureaucratic fuck judges if the user is pleasureful enough to promote to an admin. Sometimes, a full tribunal is held. If the user has been raped more than 80 times, the RFA will most likely pass. Generally, if the user was gangbanged 70-80 times the RFA will pass, however if it is around 70 the bureaucratic fuck must use their discretion, by taking them out for a spin themselves. This standard has changed over time, and got lower over the years.

==A typical RFA==
===Support===
*'''Support''' All of the below

===Oppose===
All of the below do not matter at all. In fact, fuck the rules! YOU'RE ALL ADMINS!
*'''Oppose''' [[DougsTech|Too many admins currently]].
*'''Oppose''' Does not meet [[USI|my criteria]]. User has only 3999 edits. I would like to see at least 4000.
*'''Oppose''' [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|I view self-noms as prima facie evidence of power hunger.]]
*'''Oppose''' '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/SoWhy#Oppose|Offensive user box}}'''.
*'''Oppose''' Per answer to Question #69.

==Requests for Bureaucratship (RfB)==
Hosted on the same page is a page where users can become "Bureaucrats" [sic]. 'Nuff said. It is harder to pass, and users who pass get to decide the outcomes of RFAs as shown above.

==Notable enemies of the state==
Every now and then, a user makes votes with logic too advanced for the TOW users. This leads to conflict between the users who want to censor them and those who defend their freedom of speech, sparking much butthurt, votes for banning, etc.

*{{wpul|Kmweber}} was a user who added the vote <code>'''Oppose''' — I view self-noms as ''prima facie'' evidence of power hunger.</code> to every self nom. This impeccable logic sparked the rage and bullying of the TOW admins. Kmweber was driven off but eventually came back.
*{{wpul|DougsTech}} was a user who spammed <code>'''Oppose''' — Too many admins lately</code> on every single RFA. See the [[DougsTech|ED page]] for more details.
*{{wpul|Keepscases~enwiki}} was a troll who opposed every atheist for displaying "offensive userboxes" on their page.

==The Plan==
#[[Huggle|Revert vandalism]]
#Join [[IRC|#wikipedia]]
#Suck teh admin [[cock]]
#[[????]]
#[[Profit!]]
==Tips==
[[At least 100]] RFA's fail per year because of personal vendettas and the inherent risk of an [[eBay]] sale. Also, getting in a argument with someone pretty much guarantees that they'll pop in your RFA with and [[NO U|make an oppose vote]]. So when working towards a [[sock]] admin account, [[divide by zero|one must not make enemies]].

==Infamous RFAs==
*TL;DR
*'''[[Angela]]''' '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Angela|wut}}'''

*{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Chzz|Chzz}} is a user who ''almost'' passed despite suspicions that he had been using sock puppets, however in what was probably the most stupid move a Wikipedo could make, [[Fail|he edited his own RFA using an abusive sock he had been using]]. His RFA immediately tanked, even his nominator withdrew his support. Chzz's sock was blocked, but Chzz was allowed to continue editing. We missed out on all the lulz he would have made if this sock wielding wikipedo did become an admin. See Pastor Theo and Law below.

*{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Enigmaman_2|Enigmaman 2}} This [[wikipedo]] decided to [[vandalism|vandalise]] whilst not logging in. Unfortunately for him [[Bureaucratic Fuck]] {{wpul|Deskana}} [[raep|check user'd his IP]]. This resulted in much [[lulz]] and [[drama]].
:[[PROTIP]]: Next time use a proxy.

*{{wpul|Flying_Toaster|Flying Toaster}} declared she wrote [[over 9000|more than 150 articles]]. After a [[win|successful]] RFA another [[wikipedo]] found out all the articles were [[Cuntpaste|cunt-pasted]] from websites.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Dihydrogen_Monoxide_3&oldid=216942444 '''Giggy''' (formerly known as Dihydrogen Monoxide)] got an unprecedented [[over 9000|300 support votes]] yet he [[wikicide|withdrew]] after the nominator got [[butthurt]]. The user felt so much butthurt he decided to [[lol|change his name and blank his RFA]].

*{{wpul|Senator_Palpatine|Senator Palpatine}} is someone who failed epically at the aforementioned plan.

*{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Pastor_Theo|Pastor Theo}} was a sock of the banned user Ecoleetage and passed RFA, presumably because Pastors and TOW admins [[pedophile|have common ground on Wikipedia]]. Pastor Theo used another sock account {{wpul|Mrs._Wolpoff|Mrs. Wolpoff}} to [[lulz|abusively win AfD debates]]. This was uncovered by a sock check on the former account, leading to the desysop and blocking of the account. See also [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee/Noticeboard&diff=313992740&oldid=313674007 Arbcom statement].

*{{wpul|Law}} was successfully nominated for RFA by {{wpul|GlassCobra}}. However, it was discovered that Law was actually {{wpul|The_Undertow|The Undertow}}, a banned ex-admin; GlassCobra later acknowledged he was aware of the sock account when he put the RFA forward. Law was promptly blocked while GlassCobra had his tools ripped out for being the first admin to knowingly nominate a sockpuppet for adminship; however, GlassCobra's adminship was restored four months later following a direct appeal to Arbcom. [[LaraLove]] also had her admin rights yanked for helping her BFF Law win RFA.

*{{wpul|Wiki_Greek_Basketball|Wiki Greek Basketball}} an editor with over 35,000 edits and over 100 created articles managed an epic troll of the ANI boards in retaliation for '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Wiki_Greek_Basketball|his failed RFA}}'''. The then-17-year-old admin {{wpul|Coffee}} apparently made the mistake of pissing him off at his RFA. What ensued was an epic hall of fame troll of the ANI board which began [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&oldid=333965198#User:Wiki_Greek_Basketball here] and grew so big that they had to give him his own '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/Wiki_Greek_Basketball|pages to}}''' '''{{wikilink|User:DangerousPanda/WGB|troll}}'''.

*{{wpul|Eostrix}}, an editor who was exposed as being a sock of the banned user {{wpul|Icewhiz}} during the course of '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Eostrix|his RFA}}''' which then subsequently failed despite it receiving only 1 oppose.

*{{wpul|Lourdes}}. After this editor's '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Lourdes_2|RFA}}''' had passed, they proceeded to '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard/Archive_37#Request|cause a lot of lulz}}''' because apparently they had asked the bureaucrats to hold off from granting the admin bit, something that {{wpul|Acalamari}} had failed to acknowledge, which Lourdes's remark invoked a lot of [[butthurt]]. It would take several months before the sysop bit was '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard/Archive_38#Resysop_request_(Lourdes)|eventually granted}}'''. 5 YEARS later, they had confessed to being a sock of {{wpul|Wifione}}.

And then there are of course those RFAs where the editor [[Ragequit|ragequits]] from Wikipedia completely as soon as their RFA fails, such as {{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Ifnord|Ifnord}}, {{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/MB|MB}} and {{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Infrangible|Infrangible}}.

==See Also==
*[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
*[[Politics]]
*[[VFD]]
*[[r|/r/]]

==External Links==
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship|Where all the magic happens}}'''
*'''{{wikilink|User:Bibliomaniac15/A_history_of_RFA|The history}}'''
<br>{{WP}}
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]

FTX

2024-06-24T09:12:14Z

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{{spoiler|FTX COLLAPSED BECAUSE OF FRAUD ON THEIR OWN END, NOT BINANCE}}
{{withjews|investment}}
[[File:FTX logo fixed.png|thumb|Fixed.]]
'''FTX''' was a [[Bitcoin|crypto]] exchange (the second largest exchange, behind Binance) run by '''[[Powerword|Sam Bankman-Fried]]'''{{jew}} (SBF, [[Amirite|moar like '''Scam Bankrupt-Fraud''']]), an [[America]]n [[League of Legends]] player living in the Bahamas. Founded in 2019, it managed to scam investors out of billions of dollars; before suddenly filing for bankruptcy. With FTX's collapse happening almost overnight, detectives started to investigate the real cause as to why FTX went bankrupt.

'''Spoiler alert:''' it was fraud.

==What Was Actually Going On==
[[File:Caroline Ellison.jpg|200px|thumb|The crypto kike's GF and CEO of Alameda]]
Behind the curtain, FTX was playing a game of "let's put customer funds wherever we want". Sam was using FTX customer funds to have [[orgy|orgies]] with the other FTX staff, but he was also using them to assist his own crypto hedge fund, '''Alameda Research'''. Sam was the founder and CEO of Alameda; but after starting FTX, he transferred ownership of Alameda to [[Fugly|Caroline Ellison]], his own girlfriend (yes, Sam doesn't know that women belong [[in the kitchen]]).

Most of FTX's value came from Sam's own [[shit]]coin, the FTX Token (FTT). FTX could print more FTT whenever they wanted, which also ranked up the value of the company. Not only did FTX's value mostly consist of FTT, but Sam was also using Alameda as a secondary bank for FTT tokens.

===Money Laundering===
Not only was FTX playing with customer funds, they were also laundering money to the [[Democrats]]. The way they did it was quite simple: the US government would use American tax money to assist [[Ukraine]] (since they/are currently at war with [[Russia]]), Ukraine would deposit said tax dollars into FTX, and then FTX would deposit the Ukranian money into Democrat super PACs. At one point, Sam was the second-largest Democrat donor, just behind the globalist kike [[George Soros]].

After getting away with fraud and money laundering for about 3 years, their main rival found out about their scam. Which brings us to the collapse of FTX.

==The Collapse==
On November 6, 2022, [[Chink|Changpeng Zhao]], CEO of Binance, announced that Binance was liquidating its entire stock of FTT due to "recent revelations". Soon after, investors rushed to withdraw their FTT; not only causing the value of FTT to crash, but also causing FTX to crash. '''Hard.'''

With FTX crashing and burning, Binance pursued an acquisition of FTX; but after the company found out about FTX's scam, they cancelled the offer. On November 11, 2022, FTX, Alameda Research and related entities all filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Sam stepped down as CEO of FTX and was replaced by John Ray III, a restructuring expert who was Enron's CEO post-bankruptcy. Since then, the actual exchange has ceased existing; and both exchanges (the international one, FTX.com, and the American one, FTX.US) now redirect to [https://restructuring.ra.kroll.com/FTX/ some boring restructuring site] {{archive|yVoIG}}.

==SBF Gets Arrested==
About a month after the collapse, the American government ordered John Ray III (FTX's new CEO post-bankruptcy) and Sam to testify about the fall of FTX. Soon after, Bahamian authorities arrested Sam; who is currently being extradited to the US in order to testify.

If Sam is found guilty, he could be facing 115 years in prison; which is effectively a life sentence, just like [[Bernie Madoff]]'s.
{{WantedLevel|6}}
<center>'''Too much victims, Need more investment.'''</center>
==Gallery==
{{cg|'''The Charles Ponzi of cryptocurrency'''|FTXgallery|center|<gallery perrow="6">
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==See Also==
*[[Bernie Madoff]]
*[[Bitcoin]]
*[[League of Legends]] - Sam's favorite game.

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Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Video of the Now

2024-06-21T17:22:44Z

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== Joe Biden Channels Terry Davis ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QmdKQF81k [[User:Reverandshitstain|Reverandshitstain]] ([[User talk:Reverandshitstain|talk]]) 11:45, 18 April 2021 (EDT)

== Troller of Everything ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCcucQ8c6A
[[User:Kleetus K.|Kleetus K.]] ([[User talk:Kleetus K.|talk]]) 15:25, 19 April 2021 (EDT)

== Funny Drew Man ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-lpfly11k
22:06, 25 August 2021 (EDT)

== you and your homie send pictures of your balls to each others? ==

https://youtu.be/aM2tpobjllI [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:38, 26 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thicc Omni man ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEIIJNbycQ

== yo ==

<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbAjUorW_c</youtube></center>

Mario's Nightmare 07:49 6 September 2021 (EDT)

== Undertale Sucks ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw
[[User:Dildo Baggins|Dildo Baggins]] ([[User talk:Dildo Baggins|talk]]) 13:32, 19 September 2021 (EDT)

== sandy marton - camel by camel (instrumental) ==

no comment [https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA] - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:51, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== bad apple ==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8
[[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 14:04, 17 October 2021 (EDT)branman65

==Russian hip hop song that is famous all over the fucking world==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2BFRqsoG_g
[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:32, 14 December 2021 (EST)

==Ram Ranch (song about gay sex)==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD24TG33w2E [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:44, 29 December 2021 (EST)

== When they play your PS4/Xbox parties in court ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpL2Vi3c56k [[User:HurricaneIV|HurricaneIV]] ([[User talk:HurricaneIV|talk]]) 21:45, 14 January 2022 (EST)

== therapiss ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8IWQY0IOM [[User:Jackinabox]] [[User talk:Jackinabox|(talk)]] 20:00 11 March 2022 (AEDT)

== the history of gnaa ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn2WE93p3E [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 13:52, 11 April 2022 (EDT)
== The (possible) changes of twitter after elon musk bought it ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZN27sTi2h4 [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 10:23, 28 April 2022 (EDT)

== Why do Reddit Mods Always Look Like This? ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE [[User:Solear|Solear]] ([[User talk:Solear|talk]]) 22:08, 7 May 2022 (EDT)

== blackpink jennie nudes leaked ==

[[File:Jennie-blackpink-nude-porn.mp4]]
:No pr0n allowed fgt.[[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 12:24, 15 May 2022 (EDT)
I was properly excepting a trap, but this is good while we wait :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== We Are Young ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/DfkrXNTVC8Y?t=13</youtube>
--[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 04:20, 30 June 2022 (EDT)

== i'm going to be arrested for this ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzc0Zn6Fdfk</youtube></center>

[[User:VALVENiggerkiller|VALVENiggerkiller]] ([[User talk:VALVENiggerkiller|talk]]) 06:40, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== red sun in the sky ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E</youtube>
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 02:00, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== BBC Queen mourn floss ==
[[File:Queenfloss.mp4|240px]]
--[[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 19:38, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

== Low Tier God's Speech but it's with Images ==

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNoqXsIp8V8 https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8] or alternatively the AI art version: Low Tier God's Speech but it's with AI generated images [https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQPfS75tZuw https://youtu.be/IQPfS75tZuw]

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 11:08, 25 December 2022 (EST)

== Craftmine or Peter Griffin N word ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtt6g8mvHA</youtube></center>
[[File:Peter Griffin saying the N-word (full.mp4]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:24, 8 February 2023 (EST)

== Gay Frogs Holiday House decorations ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/eRhSt11geFM?si=JD8X7wwsU6R4GpkH</youtube> [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 13:47, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Comrade Trump ==

<youtube>Ge_GWAJAiVM</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:42, 20 October 2023 (EDT)

== Collapse of Burgundy ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwL303SDkZk [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 00:08, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== Alex Jones video game ==

<youtube>5HgYHNP17dE</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 10:40, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Zionist literature ==

<youtube>pyRqstSA-ug</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 12:46, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== The Art of Trolling ==

<youtube>AHqGV5WjS4w</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:31, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Santa pedo cabal ==

<youtube>JC89gFM_rjc</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 16:16, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile ==

<youtube>-XSB4sQGT_4</youtube> --[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:01, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== no comment ==

<youtube>q-RvplNbmvM</youtube>
[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 09:16, 4 January 2024 (EST)

== “You Will Own Nothing, And You Will Be Happy!” ==

Also known as [[Klaus Schwab]]'s wet dream:

[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4]]

Not sure if it is "fagoon" or "fagman" reality tunnel.

[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 06:07, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== its 2011 all over again ==

<youtube>IwLSrNu1ppI</youtube><br/>[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:13, 26 February 2024 (EST)

== suggesting a similar outcome for politicians would be considered terrorism ==

<youtube>OU1FesR10fM</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 16:03, 4 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Nigel Farage]] making a [[lolcow]] out of himself thanks to being on Cameo ==

<youtube>E4W7BpwOoL0</youtube> [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 17:22, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

TheMysteriousMrEnter

2024-06-20T17:02:48Z

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|I put it simply: "Perfect Chemistry" is the best modern SpongeBob Episode. And you know the funniest thing about it? It is entirely made out of fart jokes!|MrEnter's ''Admirable Animation #25: "Top 25 Modern SpongeBob Episodes"''
|You spend your first twenty years preparing to waste your next fifty, and then the world forgets about you. If you attempt to break away from this cycle the harness of reality shoves you back into your role like a product on a storefront shelf etched out of place. As far as I can tell, that's the way it's always been; that's the way it'll always be; and no one will ever have a problem with it.|MrEnter describing the life of [[Psycho|Robert]] in his work "Little Cassie"}}
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|powerword = Johnathan Rozanski
|occupation = [[YouTube]] ranter, writer
|gender = Male
|years active = 2013-present
|nationality = [[American]]
|website = [https://www.mysteriousmisterenter.com Manchildcave]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/user/TheMysteriousMrEnter JewTube channel]}}
'''TheMysteriousMrEnter''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Johnathan Rozanski''') is a {{age|1992|07|21}}-year-old [[impotent|"asexual"]] [[manchild|self-admitted Aspie who reviews cartoons on The Internet]]. Considering that he is the living embodiment of the aphorism "he who can, does; he who cannot, teaches", it is thankful that he won't reproduce. And due to being dull as shit, his entertainment value for women, among trolls, is low. But, he doesn't review kids' cartoons because he raises children or has written a successful TV show himself (although he is [[Fail|trying]]), but because he still identifies with the [[manchild|target audience]]. Furthermore, while he pretends to fight for the quality of kids' shows, he praises fart and masturbation jokes. MrEnter has admitted that other parts of his life have never really "panned out" before and that [[Wow|reviewing cartoons is his only real talent]]. Unsurprisingly, he was frequently bullied in school, and seen as a mistake by his parents, resulting in him having [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|special snowflake syndrome]]. Mr. Enter is generally egocentric, unhealthily ignoring anyone who negatively criticizes him on the Internet (See ''[[Shit|Growing Around]]'' and blocking everyone who [[Normal|disagreed with him and believed that trolls and cyberbullies were different]] in a comments section), and is not above giving his [[Neckbeard|fanboys]] a page of 87 "[[Random|Random Facts about me]]" on Deviant Art. It should also be noted that his [[Hitler|"abusive" childhood]] causes him to get extremely butthurt whenever a cartoon--exclusively Family Guy--centers around abuse. He refuses to further his education because he hated school, A.K.A no one acknowledged his existence, and read somewhere that 1 out of 5 college students are [[Ræp|raped]] and/or assaulted on campus.

[[File:MysteriousMrEnter.jpg|230px|thumb|The faggot and his boyfriend Patrick IRL]] [[File:Smokeweedeveryday.jpg|230px|thumb|Oy vey iz mir!]]
[[File:MtEnterhead.png|230px|thumb|Created by fans for fans!]]

Mr. Enter is oblivious to the fact that children should watch as few cartoons as possible, which makes it even more fortunate that he doesn't have any [[Aspergers|offspring]]. Common hypotheses regarding the origins of his obsession with raving about children's cartoons for a living include his abusive childhood, [[Aspergers|inability to grow up]], and/or a coping mechanism suggested by his therapist.

At first, he got into reviewing episodes of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' in order to prove himself to the [[Neckbeard|Brony]] fanbase. These videos are a big chunk of his view count on [[YouTube]], and why [[fantard|Enter's fans]] are his lickspits in the first place.

He later started reviewing episodes of his all-time favorite show, ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', before further branching out to review episodes of other shows 90's kids hate, and occasionally bad animated movies. At first he called this show ''Infamous Animation'', but since that name was already taken, he changed it to ''Animated Atrocities''.

Most people are too retarded to realize that he's actually a ripoff of the [[Nostalgia Critic]], even when he directly rips off his clips to substitute for his lack of humor. Additionally, unlike the [[Irate Gamer]], Mr. Enter is able to convince people that he is an artist. He also has over 100,000 [[Reddit]] user drones subscribed to his YouTube channel, and if you don't agree with him, his living [[Fanboys|fans]] will [[Hitler|accuse you]] of being a kid who doesn't appreciate good animation and is too stupid to follow the plots of [[Rick and Morty|shows he likes]]. His fans will also get butthurt when you criticize him, or call him out on his [[bullshit]], as most fanfags do.

Mr. Enter predominantly claims that networks like Nick don't "put [[children]] [(including himself)] first" and his followers believe that modern cartoons [[Gun|"destroy kids' brains"]] and that [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|we've failed as a species for allowing them to exist]]. Considering that he has never gotten laid and has admittedly gotten shunned by anyone who couldn't put up with his shit,
[[You|i.e. Everyone]], I think we're doing just fine. And at the same time he [[SJW]]s kid's cartoons, he can't explain why children '''shouldn't''' enjoy cheap jokes, while he, himself enjoyed masturbation jokes at the [[edgy|age of 16]], and still has an odd fascination with [[Eproctophilia|toilet humor]]. Because of this, his arguments bounce between "cartoons have to be deep and meaningful" if he doesn't like the humor, and "cartoons are good as long as they make you laugh" if he does.

Enter additionally is seemingly unaware of the concept of a lolcow, believing all of his criticism to stem from fans of things he criticizes and critics of things he praises. [[Autism|This will totally not inevitably serve to feed the trolls ad infinitum.]]

==This article as a video==

<center><youtube>WI0wqhZUMuM</youtube></center>

==Before becoming the Faggot he is today==
[[File:Rat on the parentally abused.png|thumb|[[Furfag|Rat]] on how Enter thinks his abusive childhood makes him a [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|special snowflake]]]]
Mr. Enter was born in Chicopee, [[Massachusetts]], a town that [[Shit Nobody Cares About|no one cares about]]. He [[Lie|claims]] to have been [[Hitler|abused by his parents]], and has even claimed that he was [[Chris-chan|pepper sprayed]] by some [[Leafy|bullies]] in his childhood, but so far, nobody has actually proven this. He has a half brother and two half sisters, who are all ashamed of him and don't want jackshit to do with him. His mother is a jackal and his estranged father pulled a Eminem's Dad on him, though he is believed to have died in 2009 while pulling a Carradine, lucite heels and all. His current location is unknown, as he claimed to live in New York for his shitty Kickstarter. Probably the retard forgot.

Before moaning about the garbage America's youth watches today, Johnathan was a [[Faggot|let's player]] called [[Bro]][[Castlevania|vania]].

He had the idea of playing every game mentioned in ''1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Die'' because he has no original ideas, but gave up shortly after because, as it turned out, he had to play games that weren't about ponies or [[Bestiality|fucking your dog]]. His most famous LPs feature him raging over kids' games Donkey Kong and Spyro the Dragon, dying [[fail|repeatedly]] and having trouble concentrating on [[ADHD|playing and commenting at the same time]]. He abandoned the name [[Idiot|Brovania]] in favor of a much more [[Loser|mysterious]] one, and began reviewing cartoons in hopes of [[Pedo|getting more 11-year-olds]] to watch his crap.

It should also be noted that he named his dog after the retarded starfish from [[SpongeBob]], an action he regrets to this day.

[[File:enterreviewsheet.png|thumb|If the characters are treated like shit in an episode, he will get asshurt. Boo-hoo.]]

==Animated Atrocities==
[[File:Impossibly high standards for writing.png|thumb|300px|How Enter's reviews usually go.]]
[[File:Duh MrEnter.png|thumb|Why Duh MysteriousMrEnter, we can already tell because your show is called Animated Atrocities]][[File:Dududuudud.jpg|thumb|[[Pussy|This caused him to vomit the first time he saw it. Truly a man.]]]][[File:Bobtrocities.png|thumb|Every single SpongeBob episode that has made this guy so butthurt. 118 atrocities according to Hoyle. So much for using that remote control to change the channel. He wouldn't even reach for it if a can of Mountain Dew was directly next to it.]]

Animated Atrocities is a review series in which Mr. Enter reviews animated children's shows he considers "bad." Surprisingly, it was a big hit, and Mr. Enter decided he was going to make it into a series in which [[Hipster|he criticizes any show that wasn't made in the 90's]]. Most of the time, he just goes after SpongeBob episodes that were made after the movie because according to him, any episode that was made after the movie was [[TheMysteriousMrEnter|trash]]. When he talks about Spongebob, he likes to use the terms "modern" and "classic" Spongebob, as if he were talking about Picasso. However, di-syllabic words are not enough to show off your dictionary [[Duck|boner]] to everyone. The voice he puts on in his reviews is pretentious and [[Buttsex|stuck-up]]; it's clear that he is putting this voice on to give the impression that he is sophisticated and intelligent, when, in reality, he is pedantic. He goes after every predecessor to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic due to not having unpony-like designs and basically not being [[Pony|FiM]]. Every episode of Animated Atrocities up until The Powerpuff Girls "Town and Out" was originally called "Infamous Animation," but someone else on YouTube by the name of "[[asshole|ShogunGin0]]" was already using that name for his series. He fails to realize, however, that someone else on YouTube by the name of [[Fatass|BigMan]]X already used the name "Animated Atrocities" for a series in which they reviewed shows they didn't like.

He also has a [[Patreon]], where he begs people with actual jobs to give him their hard-earned, well-deserved [[money]] so he can make more Internet reviews. Despite receiving thousands of dollars through this [[scam]], his videos look like they cost barely anything to make and he uses Windows Movie Maker--a freeware program-- to produce them. The quality of his videos is shit, mediocre at best: with half-assed text edited in post; mic clipping; mostly repeating sequences of animation over and over again and full of elementary mistakes, like audio cut outs, that could be fixed if you gave the slightest fuck. It seems as if he believes nobody will notice. So, the question arises: where does the money go? [[Zoophilia.net|That may best be left unanswered.]]

His worst Animated Atrocity reviews are of adult cartoons Ren and Stimpy APC's "Ren Seeks Help" and Family Guy's "Screams of Silence: Story of Brenda Q". He claims that the former, which was actually considered ''good'' prior to his review, has too much disturbing content (actually just some basic cartoon-ish violence) and will destroy all hope and innocence in the world. The latter, on the other hand, made the real-word issue of abusive relationships even worse, apparently because [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|it diverts attention from real victims]] by creating a fictional one. On a related note, one time he claimed he got depression from [[Pony|My Little Pony]], and garnered sympathy from his idiot fans which could better be spent on people with actual depression. He also acts like he's an expert on how to handle abuse, even though not everyone has Asperger's and people have different ways of coping with it, and yet, he can't even handle simple trolling. He also shoots down all of Family Guy's attempts to address the affliction, even when they're making a fair point. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KivLBsmizq4 Here's someone who actually has dealt with abuse give him what for.]

In his [[Over 9000|100th]] Animated Atrocity review, he took on the Drawn Together movie, and it was more or less the same as every other review, only cranked [[TV Tropes|up to eleven]]. It basically has the same maturity and volume as a [[SammyClassicSonicFan]] video, but without the justification of being made by a 10-year-old boy, although his behavior is hardly an indicator. The whole thing is a mess, consisting of him claiming [[wut|prologues never work]], whining about [[Tara Strong]] "reusing" her [[Sexy|Twilight Sparkle]] voice and swearing (despite this coming out first, way to go, due diligence), [[Woman|bitching about Flash]] (though admittedly, the movie does look weird compared to the series), calling [[Seth MacFarlane]] [[You|unfunny]], hating on [[Faggot|Wooldoor]] for showing his [[penis]], advocating [[censorship]] because he doesn't like a product, irrelevant bitching about [[SpongeBob]], taking many gags completely seriously, failing to realize he is not the intended audience, and finally, declaring that the movie fails at comedy because it "broke da rules", despite comedy being subjective. After this review, some of his fans actually gave up on him, but [[Hipster|others started hating on Drawn Together]]. He compares the show negatively to [[South Park]], and shows a clip from the episode "Safe Space," which ironically is making fun of people exactly like him. Sadly, after the [[Nothing|"horror"]] he went through, he has not considered [[Suicide|retiring]].

Despite all of this, he has clearly never heard of the term "don't like, don't watch." And "shaving cream".

[[File:MrPrincess.png|200px|thumb|Well... at least he has a sense of self-irony]]

===What Makes Him Butthurt===
[[File:EnterCriesLikeaBitch.png|thumb|Mr Enter cries like a bitch]]
[[File:EnterCriesLikeaBitch2.png|thumb|Mr Enter cries like a bitch]]
[[File:EnterCriesLikeaBitch3.png|thumb|Mr Enter cries like a bitch]]
[[File:EnterCriesLikeaBitch4.png|thumb|Mr Enter cries like a bitch]]
[[File:EnterCriesLikeaBitch5.png|thumb|Mr Enter cries like a bitch]]
* [[Humor|Mean spiritedness]]
* Grotesque things
* People who don't worship him
* Asking him if he smokes [[weed]]
* Telling him that the infamous [[Chris-chan|Chris Chandler]] is both a Brony and an Aspie as well.
* Touching Newspaper
* Drool
* Honesty
* Anything that even remotely brings joy or happiness to another person
* College
* Education in general
* Teachers
* His parents (we feel bad for them)
* Any drink that isn't soda
* Doing research for reviews
* His forehead
* Art styles that look gross (even ''Pig Goat Banana Cricket'', which has very detailed backgrounds, varied designs, and pretty much more creativity put into its art style than ''[[Adventure Time]]'')
* Identifying with bullied cartoon characters... what happens more often than he admits.
* Continuity errors, even in cartoons with minimal regards to continuity
* People being negative towards ''[[My Little Pony]]''. Fun fact: A [[No|surprisingly]] high amount of Bronies have Aspergers.
* Telling him [[Truth|that the world is not fucked up because today's cartoons are bad]].
* Suggesting he go outside and breathe some fresh air
* Suggesting that he should actually do something with the life he has been given
* Telling him that [[truth|cartoons are not motherfucking serious business]], especially those that fall under comedy.
* Asking him to suck your dick ([[Fairly Oddparents|or any mention of love in general]])
* Telling him how funny he looked when he yelled at his computer
* Suggesting him to read a good book instead.
* Touching his [[neckbeard|beard]]
* [[Roger Ebert]], because he gave both Cars 2 and [[Seth MacFarlane|Ted]] 3.5 stars and he thought that video games would never be a true form of art.
* Leonard Maltin (Ebert's evil twin), for giving [[DreamWorks|Shark Tale]], [[Bestiality|Bee Movie]], [[GOTTA GO FAST|Turbo]], and Ted (again) 3 stars. Also, for being a better animation/film expert.
* [[Pan Pizza]], because he likes Teen Titans Go, has actual friends in the animation industry, and is a better reviewer/artist than he is or ever will be.
* Other Critics that aren't [[Doug Walker]].
* School
* Sports and exercise
* Telling him to get a real job instead of e-begging
* Freedom of speech (except his)
* Live-action sitcoms
* Anything that has the names of Zeus Cervas (aka The Evil King of Atlantis) and Casey Alexander on them.
* [[Nickelodeon]]
* [[Pervert|Johnny Bravo]]
* Anyone who works for Nickelodeon
* [[King of the Hill]], especially its depictions of [[Canadians]] and [[kidnapping]] of [[Mexican]] girls.
* [[Atheism|Brian Griffin]]
* [[Rapist|Quagmire]]
* [[The Nutshack]]
* Any episode (of any show) with themes of [[abuse]] in relationships.
* Telling him he should at least try to find some positive qualities in the episodes he reviews.
* Telling him he needs to calm down and stop freaking out over small trivial things
* [[Curry nigger|Sanjay and Craig]]
* [[Gay|Fanboy and Chum Chum]]
* Breadwinners
* [[Family Guy]]
* [[Seth MacFarlane]] and anything his name is attached to
* Teen Titans Go! (for not being like the original show and/or Young Justice)
* Johnny Test
* Disney's Cars & Planes
* [[Fairly Oddparents]]
* [[Viacom]]
* [[Fox]]
* [[Nickelodeon]]
* [[School|Wayside]]
* Copyright
* CartoonFreak666, Jinbo17, Shota, SpongeBat1, and MilesLuigi, five guys who got sick of his shit
* [[Clay Claymore]], another guy who got sick of his shit and makes commentary videos on him. A lot of Enterbots frequently tell him he's [[Irony|"immature" and "can't handle an opinion"]].
* [[My Little Pony: Equestria Girls|Flash Sentry]]
* [[Shit no one cares about|Charlotte Fullerton]]
* [[SpongeBob|Merriwether Williams]]
* Sean Charmatz
* Derek Iversen
* [[John Kricfalusi]]. Ironically, Enter is almost exactly like John K., the main difference being John actually had talent.
* Mocking critics
* Anyone who has the balls to argue with his fanboys
* [[Canada]] (even though that's where his precious MLP is made, and he gets extremely offended when any show makes fun of Canada)
* [[Texas]] (no, not the SpongeBob episode fucktard)
* Incest jokes
* Anything made on a low budget (especially [[MS Paint|12 oz. Mouse]])
* [[Rednecks]] and trailer trash
* Any element he considers to be a cliché (like a stereotypical nerd character, or an old man acting like a teenager)
* References in cartoons he doesn't get
* References in cartoons others may not get
* [[Goatse|Dog anuses]]
* [[Irony|Pedo jokes]]
* [[Mary Sues]] (even though his own character Sally is arguably one)
* People who actually do things with their lives instead of bitching about kid's shows
* [[Bitch|The Great and Powerful Trixie]], [[Sethisto|Sethisto's]] pony [[waifu]] he keeps in his bed.
* [[Hank Hill]]
* [[Slut|Peggy Hill]]
* [[Whore|Lois]] from [[Breaking Bad|Malcolm in the Middle]]
* Anyone who doesn't agree with him
* Anything that anyone else finds funny
* [[Retard|Patrick Star]]
* [[Satan|Richard Pursel]]
* Paul Tibbitt, even though he's worked on SpongeBob since Season 1.
* Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon - which he called pure evil for showing some animated insects being killed in Ren Seeks Help
* [[Stupid|Mega Babies]]
* Old people
* Any MLP predecessors to FiM
* MoBrosStudios - because he's jealous that He came up with Squidward Torture Porn before he did.
* Direct-to-Video Sequels
* [[Bestiality|Puppy in My Pocket]]
* [[Drawn Together]], which he claims is the worst thing in existence for daring to suggest that offensive vulgar humor doesn't need to have a point
* [[Funny|Shock humor]]
* 1970s and 80s Saturday Morning Cartoons
* [[Ausfag|Pixel Pinkie]]
* Saying [[truth|"it's for kids"]]
* Saying trolling and cyberbullying are actually different things
* [[Racism]] and racist jokes.
* [[Sex]] and sexual jokes.
* [[J-pop|HiHi Puffy Ami Yumi Show]]
* [[Kirby|Kirby Right Back At Ya!]]
* [[Eddie Murphy]]
* Book adaptations, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ieL_0fBT0 despite the fact he wrote a book about Growing Around for a "proof of concept" that has a second grader amount of grammar errors]
* The fact that his gay lover [[loser|PieGuyRulz]] has a girlfriend (who's fugly and obese) while Enter never will.
* Flash animation (even though that's what his precious MLP is made with)
* Anyone who disagrees with his fanboys
* [[YouTube Poop]]
* Hobbies that don't include sitting on his ass and watching cartoons
* TV executives who look for talent on the internet
* [[Trailer Park Boys|Any show that doesn't have a perfect moral]]
* [[PlayStation|Spyro the Dragon]]
* [[Seth MacFarlane|Cleveland Brown]]
* [[Ghetto|The Cleveland Show]]
* [[Disney|Pickle and Peanut]]
* [[Art|Pig Goat Banana Cricket]]
* [[Where the Dead Go to Die]], which he refuses to review to this day.
* [[Poop]] and [[fart]] jokes
* [[Minions]]
* [[1990s|Rocket Power]]
* [[wrong|Allen Gregory]]
* [[annoying|Bubsy]]
* [[16-year-old girl|Doodletones]]
* [[Adult Swim]], except for <s>[[Rick and Morty]]</s> nah that makes him butthurt too now.
* [[Seth Rogen|Sausage Party]]
* [[Black Lives Matter|The Legend of Chamberlain Heights]]
* [[Modern Art|Postmodernism]]
* Loud or repetitive noises
* Flashing colors
* [[M. Night Shyamalan|Sudden twist endings]]
* Possibly James Arnold Taylor
* Successful people
* [[bestiality|Almost Naked Animals]]
* [[Christmas|Rapsittie Street Kids]]
* [[Dan Schneider|Child Abuse]]
* Making fun of [[homosexuality]]
* Jokes about [[AIDS]] and [[herpes]]
* Anything meant to be disturbing or gross
* Anyone who has a sense of humor
* Anyone who likes the shows he reviews
* Trolling in general
* Cartoon theme songs that shout the title repeatedly
* Cartoon theme songs that are instrumentals only and don't have lyrics
* "Imitation anime" cartoons
* Comparing anime with cartoons
* Asking him to review anime
* Asking him to review anything
* [[My Little Pony|Putting Your Hoof Down]]
* Calling him out on his hypocrisy
* Buck Cluck from Chicken Little (as well as Chicken Little in general)
* Probably the movie "The Power of One".
* Telling people like him to [[STFU]] and accept that something is the way it is (i.e. Teen Titans Go's Let's Get Serious and Return of Slade)
* People defending anything he doesn't like (this is why he hates Drawn Together)
* Telling him to shave his disgusting [[neckbeard]]
* Telling him Growing Around [[truth|has no chance of being televised]]
* Questioning him about the unclear backstory and/or unfortunate implications of ''Growing Around''
* Being told he needs to grow up.
* Being told "internet critic" is not "a real job"
* Being told he needs a social life
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]]
* ''[[Emoji|The Emoji Movie]]''
* Edgy stuff
* The theme song from ''[[The Nutshack]]'' as well as the meme that spawned out of it and the show it is from.
* His editors that got fired by him.
* ''[[Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong Country]]''
* ''[[Totally Spies]]''
* [[Kiwi Farms]] because some user on the site owned by [[Joshua Moon|another pedo]] named [[Pickles|PickleGuy]] called him a [[pedophile]].
* Not getting honest criticism.
* Getting honest criticism.
* [[Nigger|MarsReviews]], because he called him out on his bullshit.
* Calling him [[Adolf Hitler]] or a [[Nazi]]
* [[Matthew Davis]] and [[BrandontheMovieGuy]] for being brony-hating ''Family Guy'' fans
* [[Silent Rob]] for being extremely strongly against bronies
* [[Professor Kuhtoons]] for making rant videos on him, his fans, and for just having an all-around hatred for the stuff Enter likes as well.
* When his fans don't give him money.
* Corona-Chan.
* Wearing a mask, because the idea of paper rubbing his [[neckbeard]] is Hell on Earth.
* Pinging him on Discord.
* His own balls.
* Kaz Prapuolenis (because of Jizz Lemonade)
* Movies set in the early 2000s that don't mention 9/11
* Bart Simpson in general, which is why [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yVlA7K6CB4 he will never review the episode The Boys of Bummer], or any other Bart torture episode.

P.S. All of his fanboys will defend most of this with his Asperger's Syndrome or his "abusive" childhood, neither of which are valid excuses.

[[File:HyoocriticalEnter.jpg| thumb |200px|He's such a Picasso! Note the [[neckbeard]]]]

==Growing Around==
An abomination of a show that only a MotherDucker can love.
{{Main|Growing Around}}<br />

===Other Series===
[[File:Mr. Enter Avatar.jpg|thumb|200px|Too late for being mysterious because you already revealed your identity and now look like a [[pedophile]] which you allegedly are]]
*[[Seizure|Admirable]] Animation - A show where he says his [[Shitty|precious]] childhood shows are better than [[Clarence|brain-rotting modern shows]]. Even though the title "Admirable Animation" suggests that this video series might be positive, he still sounds as bitchy and cynical as ever in it.
*MLP Review - A show where he reviews MLP to [[Basement dwellers|those who give a fuck]].
*Debates - A collab project where he debates other autists, like [[Asperger's Syndrome|PIEGUYRULZ]], who watch animation for children well into their twenties, and care enough to defend their favorite episodes of Spongebob and shit on the ones they hate.
*1001 Animations to See Before You Die - A deviantART series where he determines what kinds of animation are [[Jews|Kosher]]. He plans to actually publish this into a book after a while, which is sure to be a hit with all the [[manchildren]] out there. However, he's likely to get sued by the creators of the real [http://www.1001beforeyoudie.com/ "1001 (blank) Before You Die"] series.
*Advice Videos- He had made advice journals in the past, but now he's doing videos. He assumes, as someone who has never made a cartoon before, that he OBVIOUSLY knows how it's done, and those people at Nickelodeon who do it for a day job don't know jack shit.
[[File:MrEnterBronyNeckbeard.PNG | thumb | 200px| He has a [[furfag|Pony OC]] too. Note the [[Fedora | Mountain Dew]].]]
[[File:Enterhypocrite2.png|thumb|200px|Enter being a smug prick bitching about college in a private message.]]
*Technocrazy - A series of shitty documentaries on how [[the man]] owns us all. It's nothing you haven't heard explained better and more researched by [[Jim Sterling|someone else]].
*Nick-O Rama: What was supposed to be his version of [[Doug Walker|"Disneycember"]], turned into the biggest disaster his channel has seen. Since he barely watched the shows he was critiquing and he cared more about [[Fallout 76|rushing out reviews to meet the deadline]], people were quick to point out the flaws of his reviews and made response videos debunking all of his points. The series is back for a season 2 and though he did watch the shows longer, it's still typical of the shit Enter usually makes.

===His Spawn===
[[File:Fuckhead.PNG |thumb|200px| One of Enter's fanboys expressing wishes to kill innocent people for their master.]]
Many people on deviantART follow in his footsteps as well,and make bitchy criticisms about animations because he uploaded a frame for other people to make Animated Atrocities title cards. Their reviews are typically of episodes and/or movies Mr. Enter and/or The Nostalgia Critic already reviewed. The people who do this most likely think they are as good as [[Hitler|their precious lord and savior]], which is actually true, considering he's a basement dwelling shit. None of his fanboys can respect whenever someone likes something they don't. t

Mr. Enter also had his fans spam the account of a guy on [[TV Tropes]] named [[Stalin|Shota]], who posted comments of [[Soviet|agreement on negative reviews of Enter's work]]. It got to the point where Shota had to abandon his account, yet Enter had absolutely no remorse over it, claiming he was [[Bullshit|"playing the victim."]] On the subject of TV Tropes, his page was once nothing but a hugbox that praised him, though with the recent addition of Wall Banger and Dethroning Moment pages, it seems his fans have finally started to see through his crap.

One of his [[faggots|fanboys]] went so far to soothe Mr. Enter's anus that he blanked this article because it had allegedly "revealed personal information." despite literally none of his family members being named and only using common knowledge information Mr Enter had given us. However, it got reverted in an instant, and he cried to his idol's [[DeviantArt]] about it, and nobody gave a fuck shortly after.

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File:AnadratedbyMeta.png|Even cereal commercials are considered "Aniamted Atrocities" by his fantards.
File:Animated atrocities foodfight by maxed32-d7dtihu.jpg|Haven't you heard the news, Jontron and The Nostalgia Critic already reviewed it.
File:Little mermaid atrocity.png|Not even ''good'' movies are safe.
File:Sailor moon atrocity.png|Fun fact: this Entard ''really'' likes [[Hentai|Sailor Moon]], some might say obsessed. And he never shuts up about how [[Dick|DiC]] [[Weeaboo|"ruined"]] his precious animu.
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File:MasterCringecard.jpg|A notebook as if it were done by an autistic 4 year old
File:EDCARD.jpg|A butthurt Enter-fanboy's opinion of this website 5 seconds after seeing this article
File:TJD.jpg|A butthurt Enter-fanboy's opinion of an admin of Kiwi Farms that opposes his beliefs
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Children's cartoons. Serious business.

==Enter's [[Nazi|Hypocrisy and Other Idiocy]]==
[[File:Angrymob.png|thumb|Kill them! Kill them with fire!]]
[[File:Enter's ego.png|right|thumb|200px|Enter bitching about some guy not liking him, showing his massive [[ego]] and refusing to accept somebody not liking and disagreeing with him. He has since deleted this post but you get the point.]]
Like most online critics, Enter is quite the [[hypocrisy|hypocrite]] when it comes to criticism. He'll happily tear any given animation to shreds, but if anyone so much as DARES disagree with him, he'll burst into tears and his [[white knighting|white knights]] will treat you worse than a murderer because he has Aspergers. He claims to constantly "[[No|improve]]" his videos, yet his videos have not seen any improvement in quality. Interestingly, he claims that the critic obviously doesn't know how hard it is to make reviews and therefore [[hypocrite|shouldn't complain]]. In addition, in his review of "Twilight's Kingdom," he acknowledges that nitpicking and exaggerating flaws in anything is bad, despite doing exactly that in his reviews. Despite loathing when cartoons play [[abuse]] for laughs (especially Family Guy), yet in his Fairly OddPet review, he portrays a Nickelodeon executive as an abusive parent for a cheap laugh. He also says music is subjective, but comedy isn't. He also bitches about people nitpicking FiM, yet he nitpicks everything he hates.

He also claims to hold old Nick shows from the 90's to the same standards as current ones, but has failed to back this up. Only twice has he done an animated atrocity on an old Nick show (and even then, they're nowhere near as long as his ten to fifteen minute reviews of modern ones), and he spent most of his Nickelodeon month bitching about how it used to be [[Nostalgia|"so much better"]] to the point that he refused to continue classifying it as a kids' channel.

Enter hold all shows to the same standard, he would actually hold a show like Dora The Explorer to the same standards as a show like Breaking Bad. He doesn't understand what a TARGET AUDIENCE is.

Additionally, Enter takes continuity way too seriously. One of the largest examples of this is during the Patrick's a Prick countdown, in which his top pick was over one line that he applied to the entirety of Spongebob's cannon. Despite this, he has admitted that it's okay for a show to not feature continuity between episodes.

Apparently, it doesn't cross his mind that children enjoy these shows. For instance, he was shocked to discover that Breadwinners was the number one kids' show in its fifth week. This made him FURIOUS at the fact that people are allowed to enjoy things that he does not like! He also bitches and moans about the fact that Nick <abbr title="Which isn't entirely true as to Breadwinners' origins. One of the creators made a completely unrelated short for Nick, they liked it, and they decided together to remake his shitty pilot to be less shitty.">looks for talent on the internet</abbr> and doesn't pick up "quality programming" that comes straight to its door, like [[Hentai|The Modifyers]], even though he'd probably be calling it an Atrocity if it were picked up. Enter has apparently never heard of a target audience.
[[File:Enterbots mad.png|thumb|A group of Enterbots refuse to accept blame for influencing the toxic behavior of today's animation fans.]]
He also likes to call Zeus Cervas, Casey Alexander, Sean Charmatz, Richard Pursel, and Derek Iversen poor excuses for human beings just because they wrote for the new SpongeBob episodes, but what he fails to realize is that three of those people also worked on his precious, holy seasons 1-3 of SpongeBob and other shows he likes. Furthermore, he's far kinder to Aaron Springer and Mr. Lawrence, despite their hit-and-miss track records. He also treats people like [[Seth MacFarlane]], everyone at Nickelodeon, the Teen Titans Go! writers, or [[Lesbian|Charlotte Fullerton]] as being inferior beings to himself just because they wrote episodes that weren't up to his standards. In fact, in his "Pet Sitter Pat" review, he showed screencaps of [[Victim|Casey's]] [[Twitter]] where he reveals his fondness of [[Bestiality|A Pal for Gary]], while Enter insults him. His fans later invaded Casey's Twitter and made several mean tweets at his expense, all for writing some fucking cartoon episodes that one manchild didn't like. He later remade some of his videos that called out [[Pretty cool guy|Casey]], removing the offending comments, as well as deleting the old videos in an attempt to cover his ass, and some of his friends want the old versions back because they like seeing innocent people get harassed. In his re-review of "Pet Sitter Pat", he told his fanboys to stop harassing the writers, but that was obviously a lie because the manchild then stated that his opinion of the episode and the writers hasn't changed. This proves that he hasn't learned his lesson and probably never will. If that's not enough, one of Mr. Enter's fanboys recently started a petition on [[Tumblr]] to harass the writers of Teen Titans GO! until they kill themselves. Seriously. Kill themselves. It should perhaps come as no surprise that harassment of writers and animators became increasingly commonplace after Enter's sperging out over SpongeBob episodes led to the aforementioned Casey incident. Unsurprisingly, Enter has refused to accept responsibility for his [[TV Tropes|unwitting instigation of doom]] and his blind fans refuse to believe he is even partially to blame for influencing the animation fandom's spoiled, entitled behavior.

In addition, his bitching about TV networks looking for talent on the internet is hypocritical itself, as he wants to pitch his own show, [[Incest|Growing Around]], to a TV network, and he could be considered as internet [[Shit|"talent"]] (however, nobody is going to pick up his show because it's [[stupid]], [[gay]], and a [[rip-off]] of a [[Disney]] short he claims had "potential"). Despite the fact that he bitches about fart jokes all the time in his atrocity reviews, one of his Growing Around scripts, [[Brony|My Pretty Pony]] (yes, that's really the name) had some fart jokes in it as well. As of February 9, 2015, he updated it in order to cover his ass from people rightfully calling him a hypocrite. There's also the fact that Growing Around is some of the laziest, blandest, most generic, most unoriginal tripe ever conjured by the human mind. Maybe even more so than the shows he whines about all the time. Enter however still thinks that his show will be amazing, and that children will love him! But however all the lackluster writing that he puts into Fucking Around won't do him any decency, the show isn't going to be picked up by Disney any time soon, giving Enter a lot more time to cry over Breadwinners.

His constant focus on the negative suggests a severe case of Masochism, especially if you consider the vast amount of free time he spends to watch, review and upload said cartoons. Much free time, indeed. Furthermore, he named his own pet after a moronic starfish- and never considered to change this. It seems like he '''needs''' kids shows to feel smarter than he [[Manchild|actually is]]. The best word to describe this is "hypocrite". However, we at ED encourage you to find out for yourself.

He also made a video stating that he doesn't like getting requests. How did he approach this, you may ask? [[Lol wut|By reviewing an episode of a show he got a lot of requests for]]. And he spent most of it ranting about how he doesn't like requests, instead of, you know, ignoring the requests. On top of that, one of the comments on that video was saying that Enter's degraded in quality and that he can't take criticism, and asking why he didn't just ignore the requests. Enter's response was basically [[Facepalm|"Because people requested it"]], and he ignored the rest of the comment, further proving that he can't take criticism.

In one of his videos, Enter raged about [[creepy|12 oz. Mouse]], claiming its animation style and voice acting had no effort put in at all. What he fails to realize (or what he probably refuses to acknowledge) is that the show is designed to look badly drawn on purpose for comedic effect! The creators used the style of animation because they thought it looked funny, not because they were lazy. According to Enter, any visual styles that don't look extremely expensive are garbage. And I'm pretty sure that it's the quality of a show's substance that really matters, not the visual style. He also fails to notice that the show has an [[2deep4u|in depth plot]] that even a [[retard|moron]] could pick up if they actually watched the show [[lazy|from beginning to end]]. About the "lazy" voice acting, the show's dialogue is based on improv and has no real script. There are also some really good jokes in the dialogue that Enter fails to pick up on because he has no sense of humor. Another show on Adult Swim that was famous for using improv and low-budget animation was [[1990s|Home Movies]], which was widely acclaimed by critics, but Enter would almost certainly hate it if he knew about it. Let's pray he never finds out.

It should be noted that for someone who claims to promote media being appropriate for children and having good morality, [[Hitler|Enter absolutely LOVES angrily dropping F-bombs every other word and teaching his viewers unhelpful lessons about life that sound completely ignorant due to his warped view on reality]]. Not to mention that his obsession with morals and belief that Breadwinners and Teen Titans Go will turn kids into brainwashed retards suggests that he believes children are idiots who will believe anything they see or hear on TV, and as such only wants them to hear what he wants them to. Now who would you rather have deciding what kids should watch? The parents, or some arrogant, hypocritical, potty-mouthed manchild with even less respect for them than those shows allegedly have?

== More [[Nazi|Hypocrisy]] ==
[[File:Idiocy.jpeg | thumb |200px| *Facepalm*]]
The peak of irony was reached, when he reviewed his never finished self-made game "[[Liar|EPIC]]-The Humorous RPG", which can be watched on Youtube. Quote from Episode 1: "For once I can't yell at the writer for doing something stupid". What stupidity exactly? Well, look at this humorous dialogue (Minute 8 : 20):

''(inside a cave)''

'''Player:''' What are you doing here?

'''Old man:''' [[Masturbating]]

Note the [[Hypocrisy|laugh]] of Mr. Enter after reading this in his "Let's Play" and compare this to his positions in "Animated Atrocities". How highbrow his [[Abortions|brainchilds]] are! How much [[Shit|taste]] he has! But if you think about it... the very same person absolutely loves fart jokes. Unsurprisingly, he got dissed by his own character in the end...

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==MoBrosStudios==
[[File:MoBrosStudios avatar.png|230px|thumb|MoBrosStudios is not pleased with your copying of him]]Besides The Nostalgia Critic, Mr. Enter probably takes some of his inspirations from this YouTube Poop maker. In fact this is where he got the phrase Squidward Torture Porn from, and his idiot fanboys think that Mr. Enter was the creator of the phrase. Whenever he does a SpongeBob episode, he often goes after ones that [[Copypasta|MoBrosStudios already reviewed in both of his countdowns and for the most part have the same criticisms]], despite the fact that he doesn't review anything that The Nostalgia Critic or JonTron already covered. Obviously the SpongeBob videos by MoBrosStudios are infinitely better than Mr. Enter's shit, because MoBrosStudios actually has a sense of humor and states his arguments maturely. Ever since then MysteriousMrEnter and MoBrosStudios have been enemies. Even though MoBrosStudios created Squidward Torture Porn, MysteriousMrEnter has more subscribers than him.
Many suspect that this rivalry continues to this day because MoBrosStudios creates videos that aren't made in Windows Movie Maker, fueling MME into a jealous rage.
What's really unfair is that MoBrosStudios's SpongeBob videos have been removed by Viacom, while Mr. Enter's shitty videos are still up, which gives Enter's fanboys the false impression that Enter is the hero who made the world aware of bad episodes, when MoBros was obviously that hero. Even then, MoBros deleted his "Worst SpongeBob Episodes" videos because they were so fucking stupid, while Enter has yet to get this through his thick skull. In the years since, MoBros has reinvented himself as "Anim8ball" and gives far less butthurt reviews, while Enter is still the same whiny, fragile-egoed pussy we know and hate.

==Kiwi Farms, the Entersphere, and Enter Related Drama==
[[File:SuckthatDuckie.jpg|left|85px]]

{{Main|TheMysteriousMrEnter Spergfest Bandwagon}}<br />

==Copyright Claims==
Not even someone as [[special]] as Mr. Enter is safe from [[copyright]]. One of the earliest instances was Shout Factory taking down one of his pony videos. (Even though Shout technically doesn't have the rights to do that, that's Hasbro's job. Shout only puts the show on DVD.) Much later, somebody at [[Viacom]] saw his Breadwinners review, and decided it was the biggest bunch of bullshit they had ever seen. Wanting to protect their company from unfair criticisms, Viacom filed a copyright claim and the video was removed (along with [[Pedophile|Rebeltaxi's]] negative but still [[Truth|miles better than Enter's]] review of Breadwinners). Enter later got it put back up because it falls under fair use as a <abbr title="Except the video isn't really much of a review. It's mostly [[Hitler|20% bitching]], [[Hitler|20% whining]], [[Hitler|20% nitpicking]], 30% calling Nick the worst company ever, 9% failing to realize he is not Nick's target demographic, and 1% valid criticisms.">"review"</abbr>, [[Seriously|while Rebeltaxi's is still down]].

<s>Later, FOX decided they were sick of his bullshit and took down his [[Vimeo]] account (where he posts his reviews of [[Family Guy]], [[The Simpsons]], [[King of the Hill]], and [[Gay|Allen Gregory]] because FOX would be able to find it easier on YouTube). Enter has yet to get it taken care of, but for now, everyone is thankful that they don't have to listen to him bitch about FOX, since his reviews of their shows are the only thing worse than the shows themselves.</s> LOL BACK UP

Viacom struck back once again with having several of his most popular videos, all SpongeBob related of course, taken down. His channel as of January 12, 2015 has been completely terminated from YouTube as a result of these copyright claims.

[[File:Enterfightingtroll.png|230px|thumb|Mr. Enter returning to Youtube and stopping trolls in the process]]

[[File:Enter creeping on kids.jpg|230px|thumb|Mr. Enter doesn't appreciate kids watching Teen Titans Go.]]

Unfortunately, the manchild got his YouTube page back by some [[Hacker|miraculous chance]]. On the flip side, the video evidence of his faggotry can be displayed on ED again. We all REALLY wish [[WWII|he would die already and get the hell off the internet]]. He keeps violating copyright laws over and over again but STILL won't get terminated! He must be a hacker. We urge all of you to report all his videos to every agency possible and try to get him terminated for copyright infringement.

== "We need to talk" ==

Enter seemed to have finally realised how the backlash from all the shit he caused over the years got to him, and thus made an <s>apology</s> self-pitying video in which he begged his fans for sympathy and talked for 35 minutes about how he couldn't take responsibility for his own actions, and how he couldn't handle the [[cyberbullying]] that almost everyone else with a solid channel on [[Youtube]] has to deal with. Of course, the [[Retards|impressionable]] fanbase, or rather his autistic cult that could never think for themselves, ate it all up. Too bad that none of them told Enter that he's a fucking [[beta|pussy]], and [[Fact|if he really has a serious problem with the criticism he got over the things he had full control over and still said in the past, then he should just get off the Internet.]] Also, Enter has officially stated that he needs to take a break from making videos because of cyberbullying for the what-are-you-doing-with-your-lifeth time.
<center><youtube>ov8HHPuW6GU</youtube>'''[[Irony|"Guise, teh internet is a toxic place!"]]'''</center>

Later on he made a similar journal on Deviantart. [http://archive.is/QRoqS]

==Mr. Enter Angers SJW Scumbags (Mr. Enter becomes a Dead Horse)==

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|<youtube>0aP5pn_QzXA</youtube><br /><center>'''Mr. Enter attacks High Guardian Spice causing regressives to get triggered'''</center>
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After making enough reviews, he has made SJWs mad by simply not being far-left or progressive enough despite the fact that he has constantly pandered to SJWs over and over again proving people that SJWs are not anyone's attention and that you would make a better quality product just by yelling nigger at their face. Mr. Enter had angered SJWs when he had made fun of the Legend of Korra calling it lesbian trash for regressives. He also once had people from Tumblr join the Entersphere during its final days attempting to troll Mr. Enter so this would not be the first time Mr. Enter has angered SJWs. Since Mr. Enter is a cuck himself, he took down the Korra video and apologized when he shouldn't have but it has since been re-uploaded to his channel. Not learning the first time that SJWs are worthless pieces of trash that should be gassed or worth anyone's time, he decided to piss off his shitty core audience once again by associating himself with Comicsgate just by not being left wing enough. These two videos where he attacks High Guardian Spice for being worthless pandering to the SJW movement and Ok-Ko for making an episode about gun control that is forced and pure cancer. Many of Enter's fake fans would go on a rampage about how mean, bigoted, and sexist he is. A user by the name of Quintex96 would be the most notable individual to attack him. He would make tons of sock accounts just to drive Enter to the edge and the best part about this is that he succeeded at trolling Enter when that was not his goal. Quintex96 and some other nobody from the YouTube Commentary Community named Turkey Tom would be the straws that finally broke Mr. Enter's back.

<center>{{cg|SJW Salt|SJWsalt|center|<gallery>
File:SoyboyNPCtriggered.png|Mr. Enter is part of Comicsgate like all SJW NPC NORPs they call their opposition retarded.
File:SoyboyNPCtriggered2.png|The NPC lies about how diversity can't contribute to a movie flopping.
File:SoyboyNPCtriggered3.png|According to this NPC, any criticism that is from the alt-right or like minded people who have a higher IQ than this college campus fucktard.
File:SoyboyNPCtriggered4.png|The NPC fucktard gets triggered.
File:SoyboyNPCtriggered5.png|Mr. Enter has never stated that he hated women characters. The NPC is making up shit since like the rest of Enter's fans xir is retarded.
File:HCShannonCriesLikeaBitch.png|A SJW virtue signals about how he hates Trump as much as Mr. Enter.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:SoyboysAttackEnter.png|thumb|Enter tells Quintex96 to stop attacking him.
File:SoyboysAttackEnter2.png|thumb|The commentator gets flagged for spam
File:SoyboysAttackEnter3.png|thumb|Quintex becomes a joke among the Enterbots.
File:SJWProjection.png|thumb|After getting caught for blatant A-Logging, Quintex feels sorry.
File:SJWProjection2.png|thumb|Quintex calls America a shithole
</gallery>}}</center>

==Stuff He's Stolen From Other Reviewers==
[[File:Review title card squid wood vs the thing by mrenter-d7a7mr5.png|230px|thumb|Look at this drawing, it looks like a preschooler did this in MS Paint.]]
*Squidward Torture Porn from [[Butthurt|MoBrosStudios]].
*[[Doug Walker#Running_Gags|Memes made by]] [[Doug Walker]].
*[[Redundant|Repeating the same clip over and over]].
*[[Baby|Bitching and moaning]].
*Countdowns
*Reviewing many of the same shows [[Pan Pizza]] (host of the RebelTaxi channel) already reviewed, including ''[[The Nutshack]]''.
*Lingo from [[TV Tropes]]

== Lulz ==
Enter being all butthurt over [[Troll|99% of people on the interwebs]].

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Said he was gonna block people who disagreed with him, [[It was a social experiment|then 180s and says that doing that would prevent people from seeing their ignorance]].
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Around the 5:33 mark in this review, he mentions Encyclopedia Dramatica ([[shit no one cares about|shows what he really thinks of the site]]).
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And debating kids' shows. Serious business!

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==Galleries==
===His Fapping Time Gallery===
<center>{{cg|He has to reproduce asexually... With his hand.|mrentergal1|center|<gallery>
File:National Lampoon Death Issue.jpg|He doesn't care if the poor doggie dies, because doggie likes the new episodes of SpongeBob.
File:Relax Time by the butch x-d6ke33l.png|[[Pedo|He wants to get in there with them while they are naked in the hot tub]].
File:MLP - Humor - 17.jpg
File:Aint Nothing Wrong About Licking Pussy.gif
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File:Cast-of-spongebob.jpg|What he claims as the "good" SpongeBob.
File:Brother Bear Gay Scene.png|A scene from Brother Bear that he masturbates to everyday.
File:Courage the cowardly dog wallpaper 1 by an7hro-d4t98fo.jpg|He dreams about this every night.
File:BenTheLooney Pinkie Pie Sex.jpg|He loves seeing [[Benthelooney]] [[rape]] Pinkie Pie.
File:CUMWILDNC.jpg
File:Rescuers 34 3.png
File:Spongebob OP.gif
File:Todandcopperbecomefastfriends.jpg|The Fox and The Hound.
File:Watership down.jpg|Seriously, Mr. Enter?
File:Fast Times At Ridgemont High Phoebe Cates Bikini.jpg|He wishes he could get laid to someone like this but we all know that won't ever happen.
File:Twilight sparkle pantyshot.jpg|[[Pedo|PEDO]] ALERT!!!
File:Lion king guro.jpg
File:Gravity falls wendy squeeze.gif
File:Regular_Show_(Mordecai_63_and_Rigby_3).jpeg
File:Adventure Time 2.jpg
File:SU-Context.png
File:Com wanda by twisted persona-d53dijh.png|He wishes he could have some of this nice body.
File:Flame princess burns down nickelodeon studios by spongekid1999-d7nkn12.jpg|THIS IS WHAT MR. ENTER ACTUALLY BELIEVES! IT LOOKS LIKE A NINE YEAR OLD DID THIS!
File:Kate-Upton-kate-upton-31121006-1440-900.jpg|He wishes he could put his dick in this.
File:Crazedg lola.png|His goal in life is to stick his wiener in that, but we all know it will never happen.
File:Bronysexdoll.jpg|Ah, who are we kidding? He faps with this every night before bed.
</gallery>}}</center>

===His Lost Erection Gallery===
<center>{{cg|These are the stuff that make him lose his boner.|mrentergal2|center|<gallery>
File:Powerful summer by the butch x-d7scsxh.png|He would fap, if was any other pony than Trixie reading bikini magazines but anyways let's just move on.
File:Breadwinners.jpg|Not going to comment on this...
File:Sanjay-craig-111-full-episode-16x9.jpg|..nor that.
File:A pal for gary screenshot.jpg|He knew something is going to happen that will scar him for life in a few scenes later.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Dark Castle Dragon.png|That dragon secretly freaks him out.
File:FanboyChumChum.jpg|No comment, you'll find out why.
File:Teen titans go!.jpg|Even though it doesn't even have any relation with the original show, he still complains about how it sucks compared to the original.
File:MoBrosStudios.png|His arch-nemesis MoBrosStudios
File:Charlotte+Fullerton+Paley+Center+Media+PaleyFest+Fzbaabd6Jrhl.jpg|Charlotte Fullerton
File:Derek Iversen.jpg|Derek Iversen, an innocent man that he likes to call a poor excuse for a human being.
File:Meriwether Williams.png|Meriwether Williams, a former SpongeBob writer and a current MLP writer and he utterly despises her.
File:Sethmacfarlane000.jpg|[[Seth MacFarlane]], a regular (albeit a little crazy) [[Cultural Marxism|liberal]] guy he and all his fans think is the antichrist.
File:Hateblockers by coonfoot-d7i6tvk.jpg|The fact that the show has defenders was enough to send this guy into a state of shock. Even when it was Nickelodeon's #1 show.
File:Batfire by theedministrator765-d7acv7e.jpg|He was going to fap to this, but it's a reference to a Teen Titans Go episode, and he HAAAAAAAAATES that show.
File:v of doom.png|The company that put an end to his bullshit (though to be fair, nobody else likes them either).
File:expand enter.png|He can't handle the truth.
File:Reaction to animated atrocities 100 by scobionicle99.png|An ex-Enter fan doesn't approve of his bullshit Drawn Together review. Yes, it's so bad, not even a FAN will defend it or him.
</gallery>}}</center>

===Fanart===
<center>{{cg|Yes, people make fanart of this faggot. You can panic now.|mrentergal3|center|<gallery>
File:Mr enter a k a my current favourite guy online by majoragirl-d7vzu60.png|The difference between this picture and the real-life Enter is similar to the difference between [[Chris-chan]] and his self-portrait, except Enter didn't make this and it looks like it was made in some shitty [[Doll Bases|avatar creator]].
File:Mr enter and pieguyrulz by scobionicle99-d7qico7.png|With his gay lover [[Jew|PieGuyRulz]].
File:My second vector of mr e version two by flutterflyraptor-d726q1q.png|No no, this is all wrong. Everyone knows he's never happy!
File:Enter the dragon by talonsoficeandfire-d7vwodz.png|[[Nostalgia]] fag+[[dragon]] [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon|fag]]=ULTIMATE CRINGE
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Mr enter vs rebel taxi by jedipolice-d728p74.png|Enter meets [[Pervert|Pan-Pizza]], a better reviewer than he could ever hope to be.
File:MrEnter and PIEGUYRULZ KKK.jpg|MrEnter, PieGuyRulz, and Nayolfa (co-creator of Growing Around) in their [[Ku Klux Klan]] uniforms.
File:Paul tibbitt are these yours by toon o clock-d82mna7.jpg|[[No|Yep, he sure does seem like a cool guy.]]
File:teen titans no.png|Pony Enter gives [[Baby|mature]], [[Butthurt|fair]] [[Bullying|criticism]] to Teen Titans Go.
File:ENTERHATESALL.png|All the cartoons that trigger him
File:Entermiracles.png|All the cartoons that make him and his fans happy
File:Enterhatesallnick.png|Enter throwing a fit over one network
File:Enterposter.jpg|Enter trying to look cool
File:DDFantitlecard.jpg|Fanmade title card of one of his many shitty reviews
File:ENTERGOD.png|Enter giving wise words to his fans
File:TeeshirtEnter.png|A fanmade T-shirt idea from a fan
File:ENTERGIVESTHEFINGER.jpg|Enter giving the finger to those who criticize him
</gallery>}}</center>

===Gallery of 1001 Animations made by him and his fanboys===
Get as many 1001 Animations as you can to put in this gallery (whether it's made by him or not).

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File:1001 animations fear of a krabby patty by appleg2014-d7ll6fr.png
File:1001 animations you must see before you die 3 by silverdude64-d7z6ucv.png
File:1001 animations the shell by lordodarkness84-d82892i.png
File:1001 animations the swan princess by hewylewis-d7b1kkb.png|They probably wouldn't have made this had they known the Nostalgia Critic reviewed it.
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File:1001 animations equestria girls rainbow rocks by bronyhaterslayer-d84ugtg.png
File:1001 animations you must see before you die 5 by silverdude64-d85uzux.png
File:Admirable animation krusty towers by predator56-d7b4s1k.png
File:1001 animations the simpsons already did it by ragameechu-d7rpunm.png
File:1001 animations the last unicorn by mrenter-d7awcsr.png
File:1001 animations watership down by mrenter-d7b7f63.png
File:1001 animations felidae by mrenter-d7bqctk.png
File:1001 animations last of the starmakers by mrenter-d7anoyi.png
File:1001 animations the jungle book by mrenter-d7b0ji4.jpg
File:1001 animations snow white and the seven dwarfs by mrenter-d7b2bu6.png
File:1001 animations steamboat willie by mrenter-d7b52ii.png
File:1001 animations the adventures of prince achmed by herodeablazingcarpet-d7tz1qv.jpg
File:1001 animations balto by jeremyx2000-d8c8htt.png
File:1001 animations i m just a bill by mrenter-d7bypon.png
File:1001 animations the plague dogs by appleg2014-d7y6qua.png
File:1001 animations rango by mrenter-d7bd1jh.jpg
File:1001 animaitons sleeping beauty by mrenter-d7b2fgq.png
File:1001 animations 101 dalmations by mrenter-d7bfm1m.jpg
File:1001 animations frozen by mrenter-d7ay6r7.png
File:1001 animations how the grinch stole christmas by mrenter-d7aw6ro.png
File:1001 animations krusty krab training video by mrenter-d7avo1i.png|Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little cartoon, right? Ha ha, WRONG!
File:1001 animations pizza delivery by mrenter-d7avfg1.png|KRUSTY KRAEAEA-AEAEAE-AEAEAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, YE-AH, FOR YOU AND- MEEEE-HEEE-HEEE!!!
File:1001 animations thief and the cobbler recobbled by mrenter-d7b4qy4.png
File:1001 animations wreck it ralph by mrenter-d7avxtx.png
File:1001 animations gertie the dinosaur by mrenter-d7b9dna.jpg
File:1001 animations just another manic mojo by mrenter-d7ccagl.png
File:1001 animations sand castles in the sand by mrenter-d7b49gb.png
File:1001 animations the band concert by mrenter-d7b4y9u.png
File:1001 animations the land before time by mrenter-d7b3oqb.png
File:1001 animations the powerpuff girls movie by mrenter-d7bd9bl.jpg
File:1001 animations what s opera doc by mrenter-d7b2f02.jpg
File:1001 animations the lorax the original special by jimx86000-d7sj6ue.jpg
File:1001 animations freddie as fr07 by spongey444-d8c8pl5.png|Probably the only one that recommends seeing something because it's BAD.
File:1001 animations skill crane by mrenter-d7b4k91.png
File:1001 animations the spongebob squarepants movie by mrenter-d7avqe5.png
File:1001 animations big hero 6 by jimx86000-d87qrf8.png|On a scale of 1 to 10, how much did this article hurt you?
File:1001 animations cinderella by mrenter-d7bf890.png
File:1001 animations lady and the tramp by mrenter-d7b3tuz.jpg
File:1001 animations pinocchio by mrenter-d7b2bna.png
File:1001 animations shrek 2 by mrenter-d7b8u47.png|Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
File:1001 animations shrek by mrenter-d7bhjrt.jpg|THIS IS MY SWAMP
File:1001 animations the lion king by mrenter-d7ay7ki.jpg
File:1001 animations the little mermaid by mrenter-d7b0lex.jpg|Try telling that to the guy above...
File:1001 animations plane crazy by teamrocketrockin-d800lqd.png
File:1001 animations Sponge Out of Water.png|Even when praising SpongeBob, they still gotta pick on poor Patrick.
File:1001 animations dr seuss the cat in the hat by michaelsar-d7x4pxh.png
File:1001 animations madagascar by michaelsar-d7osajz.png
File:1001 animations aladdin by mrenter-d7b40ql.png
File:1001 animations castle in the sky by mrenter-d7b0gc1.png
File:1001 animations spirited away by mrenter-d7b0h5y.png
File:1001 animations many adventures of winnie the pooh by mrenter-d7bfjm8.jpg
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==External links==
*[https://www.mysteriousmisterenter.com His offical website]
'''Brovania Accounts'''

*{{yt|Brovania|His previous YouTube account}}
*{{dauser|Brovania|Original deviantART account.}}
*{{twitter|Brovania|Old Twitter}}
*{{fb|johnathan.rozanski|His rarely used personal Facebook profile.}}
*[http://videogameideas.wikia.com/wiki/User:Speculara His idiotic game ideas.]

'''Relevant Accounts'''

*{{yt|TheMysteriousMrEnter}}
*{{dauser|MrEnter}}
*{{fb|John.enter.7|His Facebook fanpage. Hasn't been touched since 2013}}
*{{twitter|MysteriousEnter|Current Twitter}}
*{{tumblr|MrEnter|His Tumblr. Inactive}}
*[http://www.patreon.com/user?u=53137 He's counting on his sheep.]
*[http://www.dailymotion.com/dm_521ab692ab615#video=x16dt36 His Dailymotion.]
*[http://www.zippcast.com/user/TheMysteriousMisterEnter His ZippCast account, made to replace his Vimeo account. Currently the most popular user on the damn site.]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter TV Tropes article.]
*[http://eventful.com/performers/the-mysterious-mr-enter-/P0-001-014202494-5 Request a live show]
*[https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/16039513.John_Enter?from_search=true His GoodReads profile] Abandoned!
*[https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/themysteriousmrenter/realtime Watch him lose followers]
*[mailto:mysteriousmrenter@gmail.com mysteriousmrenter@gmail.com] - call him the new Irate Gamer for the things he did.
*[http://the-mysterious-mr-enter.wikia.com/wiki/The_Mysterious_Mr_Enter_Wiki A shitty database wiki revolving around MrEnter.]

==See Also==

* [[SpongeBob Squarepants]] - His least favorite show he goes after a lot on his Animated Atrocities show
* [[TheMysteriousMrEnter Spergfest Bandwagon|The Entersphere]] - A defunct board that collapsed due to the community being unable to handle the autism of various Entersergs.
* [[Family Guy]] - His second least favorite show
* [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] - A show he treats like a god and says nothing negative about
* [[That Guy With The Glasses]] - His inspiration and who he rips off a lot
* [[Benthelooney]]
* [[Hacking Team]] - a company that he hires to [[stalk]] his haters
* [[03bgood]] - Both him and 03bgood want to make cartoons, LOL!
* [[Internet Tough Guy]]
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
* [[RebelTaxi]] - [[Loveshy]] [[lolicon]] who is somehow more competent at making videos than him.
* [[Brony]]
* {{kf|cartoonfreak666-damien-hall.9957|CartoonFreak666}} - The man who created this very ED page and was the catalyst for various flame wars involving Mr. Enter.
* [[Joe Crusher Pickles]] - Has a ridiculously autistic obsession for one of Mr. Enter's fanboys.
* [[Irate Gamer]] - A lot like this person
* [[Tom Preston]] - They are similarly hypocritical and criticism-sensitive
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Mario

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{{Spoiler|mario's not a plumber anymore}}
{{Spoiler|The last 24 games were exactly the same [[File:Mario Animated Run.gif]]}}
[[File:Messiarioh.png|thumb|centre|[[Press_F_to_Pay_Respects|He died for our sins.]]]]
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{{Ibrow|<center>'''Race'''</center>|<center>[[Guido]]</center>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Occupation'''</center>|<center>[[Unemployed|???]]</center>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Developer'''</center>|<center>[[Nintendo]]</center>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Designer'''</center>|<center>[[Chink|Shigeru Miyamoto]]</center>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Series'''</center>|<center>''Mario''</center>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Platforms'''</center>|<center>[[NES]]<br>[[SNES]]<br>[[Game Boy]]<br>[[GameCube]]<br>[[Nintendo#DS|DS]]<br>[[Wii]]<br>[[Nintendo#DS|3DS]]<br>[[Nintendo#Wii_U|Wii U]]<br>[[Nintendo Switch|Switch]]</center>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Release'''</center>|<center>1985</center>}}
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'''Mario''' is the [[fat]], greasy, [[wop]] mascot for [[Nintendo]], and has starred in [[Over 9000|roughly 90%]] of their games due to Shigeru Miyamoto's insatiable shroom fetish. Mario is known throughout the world for his habit of breaking [[bricks|blocks]], collecting [[coin]]s, throwing [[pyro|fire balls]], getting high off shrooms, getting pwned by [[TMNT|turtles]] and [[guido|Goombas]], and saving [[whores]].

==[[The game]]s==

[[Image:Allah.gif|thumb|250px|More evidence that Mario is [[JEWS DID WTC|actually Jewish]].]]
[[File:Peach Koopa Reality.jpg|thumb|300px|Typical [[Winning|game over]] screen.]]

===''Donkey Kong''===

[[Lie|Totally not related to King Kong in anyway]], this game has <s>Mario</s> [[Megaman|JUMPMAN]] saving the [[Fail|helpless]] [[Missing White Womyn Syndrome|Pauline]] from [[Rape|the clutches]] of a [[ronery]] [[ape]]. [[Rapist|Although he's a very nice guy sometimes.]]

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===''Super Mario Bros.''===
Mario and his brother [[Weegee|Luigi]] save the Princess from a [[Blastoise|giant turtle]]. To [[AIDS|aid]] them on their quest, they have a variety of power-ups, such as [[weed|Fire Flowers]] (which cause flames to erupt from Mario's fingertips), Mushrooms (which make everything look smaller), and [[ecstasy|Super Stars]] (which cause enemies to have seizures on contact). I wish I was joking, but this is the staple of the average Mario game.

===''Super Mario Bros 2''===
Mario, Luigi, that fucking annoying mushroom-midget thing, and that whore Peach who does nothing but scream and fly around using her ability to queef at high speeds, team up to battle a [[frog]]. They [[Kill it with fire|kill it with vegetables]], but not really, because [[spoiler|IT WAS ALL A DREAM LOL!]]

It's a [[cuntpaste|cuntpasted]] version of another game called ''[[durka durka|Doki Doki]] [[jihad|Panic]]''. The original sequel was thought to be too hard for dumbass [[American]] [[Fail|gamers]] like [[you]]rself.

===Dian Shi Ma Li===

[[Image:Fortran.png|thumb|PUSH START TO RICH]]
[[File:Mario for Fingers.jpg|thumb|Of course, Mario isn't for everyone...]]
[[File:ThwompTheVotePoster.jpg|thumb|Sibling rivalry.]]

A <s>pirate game</s> shittier game compared to the main games of the series, [[Chinese|Dian Shi Ma Li]] is a spinoff featuring a Mario clone named [[4chan|Fortran]] - who happens to be the illegitimate father of Weegee and Malleo. The purpose of this game is to use [[communism|imaginary moneys]] and to [[Engrish|PUSH START TO RICH]]. Unlike the other Mario games, there is no end to this one. Ever.

It's a shame that this particularly [[awesome]] Mario game was overshadowed by another, shittier one.

===''Super Mario Bros. 3''===
Considered by the fandom to be the BEST GAME EVAR, Mario and Luigi have to save seven kings who, along with being kidnapped, had their seven [[cock|MAGIK WANDS]] stolen and were turned into [[furry|animals]] by each of the seven [[coon]]s. However, in [[at least 100|World Seven]], Mario finds out that those seven [[rape|kidnappings]] were ''all just a distraction'' so Bowser could nab [[Madeleine McCann|Princess Toad]][[shit]]. Seven seven seven.

Bowser isn't the brightest bulb in the [[box]], but he at least deserves a [[GG|Gold Star]] for effort... that is until you see what faggotty plans Bowser comes up with in the future. Then it's torn off like an old Band-Aid.

===''Super Mario World''===
The same game as ''3'', but for the [[Super Nintendo]]. The only difference is that this time you get to ride a [[dinosaur]] named Yoshi AND [[Shit nobody cares about|OMG YOU GET A CAPE INSTEAD OF A TAIL!1]]

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[[Image:Nigga stole my yoshi.gif|thumb|Nigga stole my Yoshi!]]
[[Image:Lolpeta.jpg|thumb|[[PETA]] haets Mario.]]
[[Image:SMW secret level.JPG|thumb|OMG SECRET LEVEL]]
[[Image:Merigol.png|thumb|Merigo]]

===''Mario Kart''===
[[Image:Mario-jeremy.jpg|thumb|Luigi finds out that his brother is actually [[Ron Jeremy]].]]
Mario and his friends skid around various tracks in cardboard go-karts and throw shit at each other for [[You win the prize|trophies]]. The original was supposed to have [[2girls1cup|two female characters and one cup]], but Nintendo decided they were too badass for more than one chick. There have been sequels, but it's the same general concept of Mario and his friends throwing shit at each other.<br /><br />
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===''Super Mario [[RPG]]''===
By far, the most overrated Mario game to date. The starting plot is the same as the original ''Super Mario Bros.'' game, but then this giant [[Cock|Sword]] rams into Bowser's crib and his shit goes flying everywhere and he has to hire an army of [[Mexicans]] to fix it.

So, Mario has to find some PVC glue bottles that look like bits of stars to reassemble some retarded magical dildo or some shit like that and look for the Princess. It's like ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' (it was made by the same company, go figure), but HE KNOWS ABOUT TIMED HITS which can be used for [[Massive damage|MASSIVE DAMAGE]]. This game has spawned an ungodly amount of fanboys who practically live on praying to their God for giving them this game. Let's not forget that this game is incredibly boring since Mario can only jump in the overworld and that the puzzelda were practically made <s>for</s> by three year-olds or people with [[down syndrome]]. Also the source of Geno, who is a fucking living puppet, and [[Kirby|Mallow]], but nobody cares about him.

===''Mario is Missing''===

Bowser is up to no good again, so Mario must put a stop to his [[AC/DC|dirty deeds]]!!!!111[[Oneoneone]].

What poorly-made plan has Bowser cooked up this time to steal the Princess? None. Thank God.

Instead, Bowser has set up base in the Antarctic and he plans to flood the Earth by melting it with ''hairdryers'' (yes, you read that correctly. Unless you read it as Hard Drivers, in which case, get some glasses you blind fuck). When Mario tries to stop Bowser's <s>hilarious</s> nefarious scheme, he gets his ass caught. Luigi then has to travel around the world and answer trivia questions to save his brother. It's exactly as entertaining as it sounds.

Melting Antarctica with ''hairdryers''? Bowser must be a cheap-ass nigger.

The PC version of the game gave birth to the [[meme]] known as [[Weegee]].

===''Super Mario [[69]]''===
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You get a sexy letter from princess peach and she says some shit about [[Delicious cake|cake]]. At this point you should know that the cake is a lie because women can't write letters. Bowser takes over the Princess's castle (which is nothing but an [[art]] gallery) and hides [[Easter egg|Power Stars]] in various painting worlds instead of actually doing anything with them. In this AMAZING 64-BIT [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|ADVENTURE]] (which just boils down to low poly low tris shit that was on the computer for years), you run around collecting the Power Stars that, coincidentally, do nothing but let you progress, and fight Bowser [[less than 100|at least 69]] times (each battle the fucking same thing which becomes way too easy). The excellent control scheme handles like [[your mom]].

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===''[[PAPER MARIO SCREENCAP|Paper Mario]]''===
Same as ''SMRPG'' but every character is a fucking piece of [[Paperlilies|paper]]. Bowser steals a Star Rod, gets sued by [[Kirby]] for copyright infringement, [[Charlie Sheen|wins]], and decides to use it for himself. Peach invites Mario and Luigi to a party at the castle, during which the whole castle rises up in the sky and Bowser [[pwns]] the shit out of Mario with his Star [[Penis|Rod]]. OMFG! So now Mario has to free some shit star spirits to re-own Bowser and his damn Star Rod, with the help of all his [[buttsecks|partners]]. He has several of these partners to help him out on his contrived quest, but they are hardly notable and very shitty. The series has also spawned two equally formulaic sequels of collecting seven shiny pieces of shit to kill somebody. Hoorays!

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===''[[Super Smash Bros.]]''===
[[Image:Japanstache.gif|thumb|If you play ''Mario'' games, you instantly become a dirty Italian.]]
[[File:Mario Arrested Drugs.gif|thumb|It's a fair cop...]]
A Nintendo [[fanboy]]'s wet dream come to life. The game is basically a giant [[circlejerk]] of various Nintendo characters beating the shit out of each other. So, essentially, it's fucking [[awesome]]. It's also [[at least 100|one of the many]] games subject to [[tourneyfag]] drama.

===''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door''===
The world is once again turned into [[shit|paper]], and now it's up to Mario to go collect OMFGJESUSCHRIST [[Moar|EVEN MORE!!!!!!!]] fucking Stars. [[Obvious|That's right, and seven of them!]] Who would've thought? But there's a twist: You can die in the overworld! OMG!!! Nintendo is really pushing the limits! There's also a fucking guy with a fishbowl for a head who wants them so he can stick em up his ass or some other form of faggotry like that. Of course, Mario also has [[Life partner|his bitches]] that join him, because apparently Mario's too [[fail]] to kick ass without help. Mario's [[bitches]], in this game, are all [[Aboriginal]]...let's see...

* [[Oompa Loompas|Goombella]], a PMS-ing, useless, excessive, and unwanted bitch.
* [[Fag|Koops]], a pussy.
* [[Fat|Flurrie]], a nudist (and attractive women are NEVER nudist, are they? No, it's always the big fat fucking [[lolcow|cows]]). Unfortunately for Mario, she wants inside his pants.
* A [[Shota|Yoshi]], whom you get to name after you get him. Acts like a [[W|total douche]] the entire game.
* [[Trap|Vivian]], a prostitute-like shadow-freaky lady who wants inside Mario's pants ([[lol wut|but in Japan she's a boy]]).
* [[Pedophile|Captain Bobbery]], an old pedophile who [[terrorist|blows himself up]], and is [[An Hero|emo]] for his dead wife. He desperately wants to die. [[PROTIP]]: This is the only character you will use in this game.
* [[Furry|Ms. Mowz]], a random convict who wants inside Mario's pants.

Yes, every [[whore|female]] (and possibly [[Gay|male]]) wants inside Mario's pants, desperately (cause Italians are [[smex]]y :3). This fact is made painfully obvious throughout the game.

===''Super Mario Sunshine''===
[[Image:Super-mario-compact-disco.jpg|thumb|Ginzo's are a lot like [[niggers]].]]
Set shortly after Mario's successful [[Islam|Jihad]] in ''Super Mario World'' where he destroys several buildings, Mario boards a plane headed to a distant tropical island where he attempts to hijack and crash it into a high-rise skyscraper. With Mario's [[Final solution|final terrorist plot]] foiled, he is captured and labeled an [[Terrorist|enemy combatant]] and sent to [[Cuba|Guantanamo Bay]]. The rest of the game is spent with Mario being [[Raped|interrogated]] by eating cock-meat sandwiches and getting asshamered by [[the Man]]. During his testimony, when asked why he intended to kill so many [[Asking for it|innocent civilians]], he stated that he "[[I did it for the lulz|did it for teh lulz!]]"

After being [[torture]]d half to death by freaks, Mario is subjected to [[at least 100]] hours of community service in the form of cleaning up the town that the residents shit all over. Mario gets a [[penis|water cannon]] and uses it to [[cum|spray]] on everything [[porn|dirty]].

Oh, yeah, and [[Yiff|Bowser]]'s in a bathtub [[Fatass|this entire time]]. And apparently he has a [[Shitstain|kid]] too.

===s<u>U</u>pe<u>R</u> <u>M</u>a<u>R</u>io <u>G</u>al<u>A</u>x<u>Y</u>===

[[Image:Mario rape yoshi.jpg|thumb|Mario [[buttsex|ass-fucks]] Yoshi and fills him with [[cum]], as Yoshi spits it out on the other end.]]

Waggle and jump around on tiny space-rocks, following a linear path to the star, jumping around on cartoony levels to appeal to the younger crowds.

...that's it. Going from point A to point B [[over 9000|9,003]] times, occasionally stopping to collect shit or take part in <s>epic</s> tedious boss fights.

After collecting all 120 stars, what do you get? YOU GET TO DO IT ALL AGAIN! But as [[Weegee]], who jumps higher but seems to have had his shoes dunked in anal lube, which makes him slippery as fuck. What do you get after beating the game again? You get to go back to the starting level of the game and collect purple coins! Fuck yes!

If you look closely at the title look at the letters that have stars. they spell out "U R MR GAY" lol

[[Lie|Easily the best ''Mario'' game ever made]]. Because of this and the fact that ever since [[space|Neil Armstrong]] landed on the [[Moon]], every [[Americunt]] got a space [[fetish]], there's a sequel that appeals to [[at least 100]] percent of [[nostalgia]]fags and rips off every other 3D Mario game [[No|SINCE NOSTALGIA'S COOL, RIGHT?]]. Yoshi's in this one and eats radioactive berries that give it superpowers. And its cover says "YA I M R U?"

===''Mario & [[Sonic]] at the [[LOLympic Games|Special Olympics]]''===
[[Image:SpecialOlympics.jpg|thumb|left]]
Mario and his friends find some [[furfags]] and a fat scientist, and then they compete in the fucking [[Special Olympics]]. Nobody gives a shit about this game now, due to Sonic in ''Brawl''- [[wut|HOLY SHIT! THOSE BASTARDS ARE MAKING ANOTHER ONE!]]

Then they actually went on to create even [[moar]] of this shit, including ''Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games'' and ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. There's also ''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'', if you just needed to play as Mario or Sonic snowboarding.
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===''Super Paper Mario''===
Same old [[shit|story]] as the first two, except in this game, Mario gets partners that [[bisexual|aren't necessarily gay, but they aren't heterosexual either]]. This time around, he gets to team up with [[Cutter|Tippi]], [[Lesbian|Princess Peach]], [[Weegee|Luigi]], and [[Troll|Bowser]]. Together, they fight [[Glenn Beck|Count Bleck]], [[Basement Dweller|Nastasia]], [[Chuck|O'Chunks]], [[Whore|Mimi]], [[Fag|Dimentio]], and [[ZA WARUDO|Mr. L]]. It's different from the other two ''Paper Mario'' games in that there's less turnbased combat and more of the [[No U|awesome]] platforming.

Instead of Mario's, most of the [[wimmins|female characters]] go for [[emo|Count Bleck]]'s pants since he's the supreme god of all emos. Bleck also [[epic fail|doesn't succeed in destroying the universe]] and reveals the power of [[buttsecks|friendship]].

===New Super Mario Bros===
It's like every other 2D ''Mario'' game, but [[noob|new]]! There's also this [[midget|little]] version of Bowser that you fight [[OVER 9,000]] times who sounds like [[you]].

As quoted from Luigi, "Go, [[Weegee]]!"

===''[[Electric Boogaloo|New Super Mario Bros.]]''===

[[image:shitmariowii.jpg|thumb|Itsa meeeeee!]]
[[File:Mario64.jpg|thumb|Can ''you'' spot the [[Copypasta|difference]]?]]
[[File:ChuyMario.jpg|thumb|Mario as portrayed by a fabulous spic-midget.]]

So it's Mario's bitch's birthday and a HUEG [[Delicious Cake|cake]] comes in from nowhere, everyone is pleased at the arrival of the cake but then.....[[Typical|Bowser's kids]] come out of nowhere and put the whore in the cake and take off with it! It all boils down to a [[lemonparty]] of all the old 2D games, but in [[lie|3D]]!

===Super Mario 3D Land===

It's ''New Super Mario Bros'' [[Unorginality|but in 3D]]. Also tanooki suit is back for [[nostalgiafags]] which made [[PETA]] go pussy and make a [[Adobe Flash|shitty flash game]] based on it.

===''[[Jew|New Super Mario Bros. 2]]''===
Same exact thing as the first, but with lots moar coins. After Mario gets 1,000,000 coins in total, being the self-centered asshole he is, spends it on a GIANT GOLDEN STATUE OF HIMSELF that doesn't do shit.

===''Mario & Luigi: [[Ghey|Superstar]] Saga''===
This time, instead of the Mushroom Kingdom being in peril, the [[Beaners|Beanish]] people of the [[Mexico|BeanBean Kingdom]] ask [[Wops|Mario and Luigi]] to stop [[Batshit Insane|Cackletta]], [[Nerd|Fawful]], and the Koopalings from terrorizing the BeanBean Kingdom. [[Shit nobody cares about|In this game, the battle system is exactly the same as Paper Mario, except you can do combos and Bros Attacks]].
Some say [[pigs|Americans]] butchered the localized version by fucking up the monsters' stats. The Koopa Kids' HP are greatly reduced, making each of them able to be [[wat|killed in 1 hit]], while the final boss's HP is doubled to drag out a boring ass fight even further.

It has sequels on the [[DS]] that include [[time]] travel and [[vore]] and [[pedophile|baby]] sockpuppets of the two. [[O RLY|Ya, rly]].

===''Mario & Luigi: [[Incest|Partners in Time]]''===
Mario and Luigi go back and forth in time to [[Baby fuck|have sex with their baby selves]] while [[Missing_white_woman_syndrome|Peach is yet again kidnapped]], this time by the [[mushroom|shroobs]], who are purple alien toads that have evil expression on their face and talk in [[l33t]] speak. You jerk around doing utter bullshit and find Peach after weeks of gameplay. You battle Princess Shroob to find out she's got a sister who was locked away in [[shit nobody cares about]] and rape her shit in a battle that lasts [[srsly|an hour]].

===''Mario & Luigi: Bowser's [[vore|Inside]] Story'' ([[Inflation]]: [[The Game]])===
Fawful returns, [[butthurt]] over Cackletta's death in the first game, and plots to take over the Mushroom Kingdom by giving everyone [[Mcdonalds|weird mushrooms]] that [[Inflation_art|bloat]] them up to [[fat|immobility]]. Then he feeds Bowser a "Vacuum Shroom" that makes him [[vore|inhale]] the princess and the Mario brothers. The rest of the game is about tending to Bowser's [[butthurt]] for Fawful turning his castle into a [[gay bar|theater]] and you have to do shit with Mario and Luigi like going into Bowser's ass to restore his life by anally ravaging him. Srsly.

There's also a moment where Boos [[Inflation art|force feed]] Bowser until [[Fat furry|immobility]]. [[NO|Yeah]].

===''Mario & Luigi: [[Wet dream|Dream]] Team''===
[[File:Mario and Luigi Dream Team.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Gay.]]
I hope you love learning stuff, cause this piece of shit is roughly [[TL;DR|75% tutorials]], 25% gameplay. Mario and Luigi go on a vacation to [[Body Pillow|Pi'illo]] Island, where it is discovered that Luigi can open [[Glory holes|portals]] into his retarded dreams whenever he decides to be a lazy fuck. Mario travels back and forth between [[IRL|reality]] and the [[OTI|Dream world]] in order to mentally scar his brother with imagery of his 2-inch cock. Hell, we even get one of the characters cosplaying as a carrot attempting to [[Pedo|lure]] a rabbit to suck his dick. No jokes.

Some emo fag named Antasma decides to [[Buttbuddies|partner-up]] with Bowser for great lulz, only for Bowser to be a dick and betray him. Some other weird shit happens, Bowser obtains the [[Jewgold|Dream Stone]] and becomes [[God]] but the Mario brothers inevitably fuck him up the ass and end up [[And nothing of value was lost|destroying the Dream Stone]]. No one gives a shit, and then the game ends.

===''Mario & Luigi: [[Drawn Sex|Paper Jam]]''===
All of the characters in the Mario series have sex with their paper counterparts which fall out of one of Peach's [[Fifty Shades of Grey|dirty book]]s hidden in her library. The plot for this game was likely conceived by a bunch of closeted [[DeviantART|DeviantFags]].

TL;DR Version - Crossover of the two shittiest Mario series in existence.

===''Super Mario [[Copypasta|D.I.Y.]]''===
Also known as ''Super Mario Maker'', a game where Nintendo basically said "Fuck it, we'll let the players make their own version of ''New Super Mario Bros.'' since we've made the same goddamn game like fifty times already!" The game released on [[9/11]]!

===''Super Mario Odyssey''===
First Mario game for the [[Nintendo Switch]]. In this game, Bowser goes through with his plan to marry and raep Peach and it's up to you to indulge in a worthless collectathon. That's all you do. Mario can explore new kingdoms to collect moons, such as a Spic inspired sand world and a city that looks worse than GTA4. After eating Bowser's ass for the billionth time, the game allows you to collect some more moons so you can get some special shit afterwards. Did I mention that there's like [[OVER 9000|800]] moons? You can also refight the same shitty bosses but with low gravity. BUT IT'S AN AMAZING GAME SINCE IT'S LIKE 64!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!one!!

===''Super Mario [[Copypasta|D.I.Y. 2]]''===

Also known as ''Super Mario Maker 2'', a game where Nintendo basically said "Fuck it, we'll let the players make their own version of ''New Super Mario Bros.'' since we've made the same goddamn game like fifty times already!" again with more content. They released an update which lets you create your own games as Nintendo are too lazy to come up with original ideas.

===Other games===

[[File:Fat Princess Peach.jpg|right|185px]]

Keep in mind, the above mentioned games only make up a small percentage of the games in which Mario has starred. Mario has also been featured in [[at least 100]] other games (no exaggeration), all of which can be viewed [[Shit nobody cares about|here]].

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==Furry==

[[File:8050a92e186900334c1206a1c63ea2ab.jpg|thumb|Awwwright!]]

[[Last Thursday|In 1990]], the public was beginning to suspect Mario of being part of the [[furry]] community. Mario denied these claims when asked. These suspicions were brought on by the fact that Mario was seen dressing up like a [[Pun Raccoon|raccoon]]. Mario stated that he wore this costume not because he was a furry, but because he liked being able to float around and get more coins. However, suspicions were further aroused when he was also caught dressing up like a tanuki and later, a frog. When asked, Mario just stated that he was sort of a furry, but only in that he was fascinated by those creatures and was not aroused by them at all. These rumors went away after a while, but then they were brought back and confirmed when an anonymous source noticed that Yoshi, the dinosaur that Mario rode around, wore shoes. A picture was then found of someone who followed Yoshi to his house and discovered that Yoshi was actually a fat furry dressing up like a dinosaur. Mario said that he didn't realize that he was riding another man, but eventually Peach came out and stated to the press that Mario really was a furry. Mario then [[bawww|cried]] and threatened to [[an hero|kill himself]]. After disappearing for many years, Mario returned to the public accepting that he was a furry. Mario has since been seen at many furry conventions dressed as a penguin with overalls. He has yet been banned from [[Deviantart]] 4 times.

==[[THIS IS SPARTA|IT'S WAR]]!==
[[File:Mario Boo Lovers.jpg|thumb|Trouble in paradise?]]
During the [[90s]], Mario gained competiton as Sega introduced their newest mascot, [[Sonic]] the Hedgehog. [[Shit no one cares about|The game proved to be popular and resulted in many lulz. Nintendo had the SNES and Sega had the Genesis, basement dwellers and fanboys on both sides droped their cum stained controllers to bitch at which was better]]. This soon became the [[Flame Wars|Great Console Wars of the 90's]]. This was a [[war]] that was [[over 9000]] better than [[WW2]]. The stage is set between two companies in a [[shoop da woop]] of [[oil]], [[period|blood]], 16-bit, name calling, plastic, shrapnel, [[fire]], [[The Ring|rings]], [[money|coins]], [[Client 9|sex scandals]], extortion, and [[jizz]]. Yet in 2001, SEGA found themselves kissing Nintendo's ass after they dropped out of the hardware business due to a little scuffle with SONY. Sonic is now played on all platforms, shamed by his transition to multi platform. In the end, Sonic never got his revenge while being invited to participate in and confirmed for ''Super Smash Bros. Brawl'' either. With his venture to Nintendo, Sonic has got the shit beaten out of him by Mario's fat wop dego ass, while his rings got stolen, then Mario [[murder|killed Luigi]], and has had [[threesome]]s with Peach and Daisy possibly getting them [[pregnant]]. Sonic now plays with Tails's penis daily all for the [[lulz]] and the cost of never making a good game again.

==Child Soldiers - The Shocking (link [[No]]) Story of the Koopalings==
The Koopalings who were the original 7 sons of Bower (link [[occult]] and [[Satan]]), including the new child of Bowser known as Bowser Jr. (link baby). Teaching society to send their children to die in War since 1987 and especially the upcoming WW3 than hate children, about the time of the release of Super Mario Bros. 3. (link [[The Hunger Games]]) Bellow is [[shit nobody cares about]].

==Mario [[Wiggers|niggers]]==
<center>'''Mario is from [[Jew York|New York]] and that automatically makes him a [[Jew|Nigger]]'''</center>

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File:Mario Dollar.PNG|[[Lioncash|Mariocash]]
File:Truefaces.png|This is what Mario and Bowser actually look like.
File:Mario-imgonnarapeyou.jpg|Don't play this game!
File:daisymariosoap.PNG|Play this game instead! (But keep in mind that Daisy [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2125 will also rape you to death.)]
File:awesome_mario.jpg|[[AWESOME]]
File:Mario Shrooms.jpg
File:Mariom.jpg|Mario's Mexican brother, Celio.
File:Awesome_Mario_is_Awesome.jpg|He will drink your pee
File:Jesuit.jpg|Super Mario Christ
File:Joyridestudiosyoshifigure.jpg‎ |Making Yoshi his bitch once again
File:Marioandgoomba.jpg|Mario, doing what he does best.
File:Mariorabbit.jpg|Mario at the peak of stardom.
File:Mario trollface.jpg|Mario and company show some emotions.
File:MOARIO.jpg|[[MOAR]] MARIO PLZTHNX.
File:Meximario.jpg|At one time, Mario was just an American immigrant.
File:Super Mario hardcore.jpg|Mario goes to San Francisco.
File:Infantmario.jpg|A star is born.
File:Miyamoto.jpg|FLAWLESS VICTORY
File:Mariocrap6.png|The exciting story of a typical ''Mario'' game.
File:BetrayedByMario.jpg|Mario betrays his "[[friends]]" constantly.
File:Sexchangemario1.JPG|An artist's impression of what Mario looked like during these days, edited from a [[misleading thumbnail]].
File:SuperMarioMoonshine.jpg|Mario in his latest hit game, ''Mario Moonshine''.
File:Mariotwins.jpg|[[Incest|Brotherly love.]]
File:BlackMarioWTF.gif|At one point, Mario was a black person.
File:Mariocomic.jpg|Mario becomes [[an hero]].
File:Mariodetail.jpg|''Super Mario Bros.'' in all its graphic detail.
File:Mario Real 2.jpg|[[Drugs|I'M TRIPPIN BALLS, MAN!]]
File:Mario Real 3.jpg|What the game would look like [[IRL]].
File:Sadmario.jpg|Mario gets no play.
File:Lolwutmario.gif|[[LOL WUT]]
File:Mario_1.jpg|Mario before 10 A.M.
File:Triforcifixion.jpg|The Triforcifixion, when Mario died for all mankind.
File:SUPERMARIOCAEK.jpg|IT IS [[Delicious Cake|DELICIOUS CAEK]]. YOU MUST EAT IT.
File:papermarioboobies.jpg|An example of ''Mario'' games' [[serious]] dialogue.
File:papermariotor.jpg|Not only is Mario against Torrent downloading, he is also [[an hero]].
File:Luigi turntable.jpg|[[Weegee]]'s bout to lay down some hot beats.
File:Delicious Mario Cake.png|[[Delicious Cake|IT IS DELICIOUS CAEK]]
File:Mario can't be hurt.jpg|AHAHAHAHAHAHA
File:Mario fanart 1.png|Somehow, the Internet manages to make everything gayer.
File:Mario fanart 2.jpg|Who the fuck takes their time to draw this shit?
File:Gow bettar than gay.jpg|NERD RAAAAAAAAGE
File:1998jeepwrangleryoshi.jpg|Making money from whoring is fun.
File:MarioGTFO.gif|GTFO
File:DK Barrel Roll.gif|MS Paint Relationship Comic depicting [[Barrel Roll]].
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Mario in his [[Communist|true form]].
File:Fat mario head.png|Again, Mario is fucking fat.
File:Chuckle Brothers.jpg|''Super Mario Bros.'' [[IRL]]
File:Mario Cat.gif|[[Nyancat|Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario]] ''etc''...
File:Mario_Boo_Me_Gusta.gif|[[Me Gusta|Peek-a-boo]]!
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File:Mario1.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince|Game over]]
File:SupaMarioirl.jpg|[[IRL|Reality Edition]]
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File:Mario_-_Birdo.jpg|Ready for your blow job?
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File:ShigeruMiyamoto.gif|Mario's creator
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File:Mariosausage.png|Piranha Plant wants Mario's italian sausage!
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File:Mario-boner.jpg|He's gonna fix your plumbing!
File:Mariots.gif|[[Goatse|Goatse 64]]
File:Mario 63.jpg|[[Rule 63]]
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File:BowserandPeach Caught.jpg|O SHI-
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File:Hi Im Daisy rape.jpg|Raep
File:Marioluigipeach34.jpg|Luigi wants some peaches too
File:This hurts me as much as it hurts you.jpg|Wait, [[Is This Battletoads|anyone remember this game]]?
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File:Mariko2.jpg|Yep, at fucking last, Mario [[Rape|raeped]] Peach.
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File:A Toad is born.jpg|[[How is babby formed?|How is Toadd formed? How Peach get pragnent?]]
File:PrincessPeachparty.jpg|The Mushroom Kingdom has many exotic creatures.
File:Hi I'm Daisy rape Yoshi.jpg|Moar Raep
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File:MarioRelaxing.jpg|Mario taking a break.
File:DaisyPron.jpg
File:Kellywhoring8.jpg|Failed because [[Kelly_Kalogerakos|she]] has smaller boobs than Mario.
File:Kellywhoring13.jpg|And even close-up they don't get any bigger.
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<center>more images: [http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=Mario][http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mario][http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mario]</center>

==See also==

[[Image:Realmario.jpg|220px|thumb|He knows where you sleep...]]

*[[345rv5]]
*[[Braid]]
*[[Digibutter.nerr]]
*[[gallantmon8]]
*[[Hotel Mario]]
*[[Mario Fan Games Galaxy]]
*''[[Mario Paint]]''
*[[Moviebob]]
*[[Mushroom Kingdom Fusion]]
*[[Nintendo]]
*''[[Pikmin]]''
*[[Ron Jeremy]]
*[[Sonic]]
*[[Waluigis-girl]]
*[[Wario]]
*[[Weegee]]

==External links==
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/mario.html Mario on Newgrounds]- MARRYO VERSUS VEGETA OMGGG
*[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy ''Zero Punctuation'' review of ''Super Mario Galaxy'']

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NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS

2024-06-20T16:34:58Z

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[[File:ED_Admin_At_Work.jpg|thumb|An ED admin forgets to set the AotN because he's too busy [[fapping]] to [[Hentai|anime porn]] and having [[diabeetus]].]]

Encyclopædia Dramatica prides itself on being maintained by an elite group of [[you|lazy cunts]] who [[Kill yourself|can't do anything right]]. Sometimes these faggots, who are known as [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|admins]] and [[Special:ListUsers/Editors|EDitors]], can't even remember to set the [[Original Content|featured content]] for the main page of the site – an oversight that results in the wiki's [[Grawp|main page being broken]] <s>and [[Mantequilla]] bitching about the fact that '''NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS'''</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, ZAIGER SUCKS COCKS]].

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[[Category:In Jokes]]

Big Chungus

2024-06-20T16:34:38Z

Encyclopedia Dramatіca:

{{Forced Meme}}

[[File: Big Chungus.jpg|right]]

'''''Big Chungus''''' is game [[PlayStation 4]] released in [[2018]] by the developers of $60 dollar scam [[No Man's Sky]]. It features Dante from the [[Devil May Cry]] series. Like most other [[communism|exclusives]] it contains no actually gameplay, and is just an interactive movie. The game has no plot as their's no beginning or end, nothing exist except Big Chungus and will exist for rest of eternity. You can't beat the game as it's infinite.

[[TL;DR]] '''Big Chungus''' is a meme of an [[obese]] [[Bunny|Bugs Bunny]] from a [[unfunny|Looney Tunes]] cartoon from the [[WWII|1940s]] were he taunts [[Animal Abuse|Elmer Fludd]] over his failure to catch him. This meme was picked by [[the internet]] in late [[2018]], and was spammed to death by unfunny normies, and became the biggest forced meme since [[Ugandan Knuckles]] and plagued the internet through early [[2019]].

==Development==

[[File:Big Chungus leak.jpg|240px|right]]

In [[2012]] nerd British scum known as [[Jim Sterling]], first coined a game called "Chungus" on [[Destructoid]]. A user on Urban Dictionary was dumb enough to look at Jim Sterling and made a dictionary entry about. The Urban Dictionary users are known for high amounts of [[anti-lulz]], due to the ever single user is universally hated by everyone else. The users typed [[nothing|"everything and anything"]].

On [[thanksgiving|November]] 27th, [[2016]]. When someone on [[iFunny]] posted a screenshot from [[Second Life]] titled "Big Chungus".

In [[2017]] someone on [[4chan]] [[/lit/]] posted unfunny bullshit with a picture of a fat Bugs Bunny, 4channers responded to thread not giving a shit about literature and instead focused on a fat Bugs Bunny the idiots they are.

==Prank==

On [[Santa Claus|December]] [[1|1st]], [[2018]] Somebody thought it was [[no|good idea]] to ask for a copy of [[made up|Big Chungus for PS4]]. He phoned [[GameStop]] as an attempt to [[Is this Battletoads|save the Battletoads]]. A GameStop employee who lucky hasn't seen the Battletoads meme ([[truth|and while working at a dying store, still has more of a life than these basement-dwellers]]) [[your a fucking idiot|actually thought it was real]]. This created the only lulz from the meme.

[[File:Big Chungus Prank.jpg|center]]

==Other Versions==

[[File:Big Chungus level.jpg|420px]]

===Ugandan Chungus===

Somebody saw the two worst memes of [[2018]], and decided to merge them for abomination to spread. Ugandan Chungus is the ultimate form cancer that spread across the internet in [[2019]] to make Big Chungus even more insufferable. [[Shit|VR Chat]] users wanted it's last share of relevance and trolled a bunch of users with the avatar.

===Karen Chungus===

Some one saw an image of some random [[Karen]] on the internet and saw the [[Anti Vaxxer]] memes, and the level 100 mafia boss meme to artificially give the meme more life time by combing it with other cancerous memes. Since nobody has a sense of lulz, it was spammed across the internet. Thankfully this was the last of Big Chungus.

==The US Army honors Big Chungus==

As a spree to get likes on Instagram, they US army names artillery canon after Big Chungus. This like they thought blew the post up.

[[File: Big Chungus Artillery Canon.png|center]]

==Gallery==

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==See Also==

*[[God of War]]

*[[Uncharted]]

*[[Ugandan Knuckles]]

*[[Is This Battletoads]]

*[[Nigel Farage]]

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Nigel Farage

2024-06-20T16:34:17Z

Encyclopedia Dramatіca:

{{spoiler|you can't barrage the farage! He's simultaneously pissing off Libtards, the EU, the Conservatives, health freaks, feminists, sjws, Remain Voters, his own MP, and the rest of the World too}}
{{quote|When people stand up and talk about the great success that the EU has been, I'm not sure anybody saying it really believes it themselves anymore.|Nigel Farage}}
<br>
[[File:Donald trump and nigel farage gold elevator.jpg|right|thumb|Straight to the top]]
[[File:NigelPint.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Nigel respects traditional British values, like drinking traditional British beer]]
[[File:I'll fight farage headline strabane chronicle 30 jun 2016.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Putting the 'ire' into 'Ireland']]

'''Nigel Farage''' is the Savior of the Anglo race, defending them from tyrannical [[Liberals]], filthy [[Rapefugees|Immigrants]], corrupt [[EU|European Politicians]] and many other threats to modern society. First coming to prominence at around [[2010]], Nigel was often mocked by the political elite for his "hilarious and stupid" dream of getting Britain safely out of the the European Union and back into a position of power. He was often called a racist, politically stupid, and a fascist by the [[Old Media]], as they were scared that their propaganda and brainwashing of the people may become less effective.

Nigel also is the leader of (M)U(D)KIP, who's sole purpose is to get Britain out of the EU. UKIP is feared by the other political parties as they might change the status quo of the Conservatives getting into power, ruining Britain, Labour getting into power, ruining Britain and the Conservatives getting back into power, and so the cycle would continue.

Nigel considers himself a extremist, as someone who isn't completely fucking retarded in politics is now classed as extreme.

==The Rise of the Savior==
[[File:Nigel farage mini me actor profile.jpg|thumb|Nigel's schooldays]]
His promise was spotted at an early age, when he caused a row at his school by standing to become a [[Mod|prefect.]] One of his no-good leftist union-loving teachers was so butthurt that she wrote to the deputy headmaster complaining that [http://www.channel4.com/news/nigel-farage-ukip-letter-school-concerns-racism-fascism young Nigel was a 'fascist' and a 'racist'.] The school went ahead and made him a prefect anyway, with the deputy headmaster later commenting: "The staff were fed up with his cheekiness and rudeness. They wanted me to expel him, but I saw his potential, made him a prefect, [[Problem?|and I was proved right."]]

Years later, the British electorate would wholeheartedly endorse the headmaster's wisdom in a similar manner.

In between 2010 and 2015, Nigel had slowly showing the British people that they did not need to be enslaved by unelected officials anymore, and more importantly that they didn't have to feel guilty about not wanting the endless hordes of immigrants infesting Britain with disease and crime.

In 2015, Nigel had gained enough power to stand to the General Election but lost due to every other party [[jews|scheming]] with each other to make sure that this didn't happen. However, he had gained a foothold into British politics, and the people who previously laughed at him started shitting themselves.

On 24th June 2016, Nigel's dream had come true, and for the first time in what felt like forever, the British people stood up to the the political elite and told them to fuck off.

==Nigel's Victory over the Elite==

As the public were sick of [[Romanians|poor europeans]] coming into the country and turning it into [[Romania|a shithole]], Prime Minister [[David Cameron]] pledged that if he was voted in for the 2015 General Election, he would allow for an In/Out EU referendum, believing that the public [[German|liked being shat all over,]] and would vote Remain.

As this would likely be his only opportunity to get Britain out of the the EU, Nigel worked long and hard to win over any people who weren't sure and showed them undeniable truths about the EU, such as [[truth|corruption and mass unemployment]]. He also showed them how corrupt the EU was, the negative effect it was having on the legal system, the economy, immigration and the fact they were being done over by Brussels.

However, on the big day the UK, the EU and the rest of the world were in for a massive shock, as the British people sided with Nigel and said '''NO''' to the corrupt politicians, [[Jew|zionist]] businesses and retarded economists.

Nigel received worldwide recognition for standing up to the EU, and gave hope to many other countries that are part of the EU that also wanted to leave. The EU made a poor attempt at trying to say that [[Brexit]] had fucked up the economy, as no more than 3 days later the British economy started to regain balance but due to the EU being economically shit, none of the other countries improved, and [[Italy|Italy's]] banks had collapsed, indicating that Britain had left just in time before they would have to bail out another country again.

==Revenge of the Liberals==

Despite losing the referendum fairly and democratically, [[Liberal]] [[retards]] are doing anything and everything they can to stop Britain leaving the EU, blaming it on older voters not caring about the future, despite the fact about 3/4 of young people didn't even bother to fucking vote.

Unsuccessful attempts include:
* Starting a petition for a second referendum (this got hijacked by [[4chan]])
* Smear campaigns against Nigel Farage
* Trying to cause a riot at Westminster
* Trying to guilt trip people into doing their shit for them
* Not much else, they'll probably give up after a week and just go back to smoking [[weed]]

==The Elite fight back==

[[File:NicolaSturgeon.jpg|right|200px|thumb|The sworn enemy of Nigel Farage, who wants to destroy the UK and simply goes by the name "That Scottish Bitch"]]
After experiencing a crushing defeat, many of the major political parties in the UK spiraled into chaos, the David Cameron ragequitting and the Labour Party throwing out their leader, [[Jeremy Corbyn]], for doing fuck all.
All that stands in the way of Nigel Farage getting an independent Britain is Scotland, who for some reason almost completely voted remain. After being owned by England by voting to stay in the UK, and then their vote didn't matter in the EU referendum, they are now threatening to leave the UK (again).

Even though the last Scottish/UK referendum was meant to mean that the result would be for forever, the Scottish are pissed that they once again got done over by the English, and in retaliation want to destroy the UK, because [[unrealistic_expectations|they think they're strong enough to survive with England]].

English politics is likely to completely change now due to losing their grip on the public, and will now likely do whatever they can to stop Nigel from getting into Westminster, as if that happens then it would truly be the end of their regime.

==The Day Freedom Won==

On 4 July 2016, Farage stepped down as leader of the Ukips. His reasoning was that he had achieved what he set out to do all those years ago, and wanted to enjoy the rest of his life. On the other hand, [http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/04/nigel-farage-resigns-as-ukip-leader he remains a Euro-MP and intends to take part in the Brexit divorce proceedings,] so a grateful nation, if not world, has undoubtedly not seen the last of The Great Man.

==Video of Nigel Farage verbally destroying the EU==
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<center>'''Nigel putting the EU in its place, notice the fat guy behind him nodding in agreement'''</center>

==And now the punchline==

He's going to [http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/03/nigel-farage-wont-give-up-his-73000-eu-pension-7128440/ keep] his MEP pension of £73k p/a after Britain leaves the EU. So he's trolled Brexit supporters, too! (Archived: {{archive|GStH3|1}} {{wayback|http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/03/nigel-farage-wont-give-up-his-73000-eu-pension-7128440/|title=2}})

== Rage Against The Machine Cease And Desist Letter ==

[[File:Farage.jpg|thumb|right|250px]]

{{Quote|Nigel Farage brazenly and unlawfully exploits our client’s name and logo and the implication of any endorsement by our client of you or your policies is particularly abhorrent.

RATM has publicly denounced the type of right-wing ideology you espouse for decades; in fact, that has been an integral part of the band’s identity and purpose.

Your anti-immigrant rhetoric, lack of social compassion and barely disguised racism and xenophobia are the antithesis of what RATM stands for.

Stop using RATM’s name and logo, change the name of your podcast and find some other target to troll. We suggest President Trump.|[https://www.sickchirpse.com/rage-against-the-machine-are-suing-n Rage Against The Machine]}}

==Gallery of a Great Briton==
<br>
{{cg||brexit|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Nigel farage angry face.jpg|We shall fight them on the beaches
File:Nigel farage in the presence of enoch powell.jpg|The torch is passed
File:Nigel farage drinks to a greater britain.jpg|Freedom tastes so good
File:Farage in council of europe bar day after brexit.jpg|At the Council of Europe, the day after Brexit, cool af
File:Nigel farage white power selfie.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Nigel farage in 1997.jpg|The boyish charm of young Nigel
File:Farage's face when.jpg|Well, so would you be if...
File:Nigel farage testicle quote 1.jpg|... this happened
File:Nigel farage testicle quote 2.jpg|[[Hitler|HE IS RISEN!]]
File:Farage as hitler brexit remain unpublished poster.jpg|Unreleased propaganda by euroquislings
File:Nigel farage international fuck ambassador.jpg|Studly performer
File:Nigel farage so many women pregnant.jpg|The old dog!
File:Brexit remain campaign don't wake up with farage.jpg|How'd you like them apples?
File:Kerrie webb's nigel farage tattoo.png|A groupie
File:Nigel says relax.jpg
File:Nigel farage presents the wetherspoons forecast.jpg|The outlook is mild
File:Nigel farage in turkish smoking jacket.jpg|Ding, dong. Well, hello.
File:2000AD comic Farage character Bilious Barrage.jpg|The Savior is traduced by cultural Marxist youth propaganda
File:Nigel Farage Immigrants.jpg
File:Nigel farage thinks you're a cunt.jpg
File:Nigel farage quote on barack obama.jpg|Send 'em barack
File:Nigel farage euromongler face.jpg|He'll mongle your union
File:Niggerl farage in plane crash wardance.jpg
File:Farage Wake.jpg
File:Nigel farage fw immigrants drown.jpg
File:A wild rootnigel appears.jpg|A wild [[Rootbrian|Rootnigel]] appears!
File:Nigel farage hitler finger moustache.jpg|The way ahead with Nigel is clear
File:Nigel farage fights for you propaganda.jpg
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}}<br>

==See Also==
[[File:Eddie hitler.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Nigel's successor, UKIP leader Paul Nutcase, courting the 18-24 Green voter demographic]]

* [[Brexit]]
* [[European Union]]
* '''[[GET OUT]]'''
* [[Great Britain]]
* [[Boris Johnson]] - Conservative ponce who helped out during Brexit
* [[David Cameron]] - the Prime Minister that he politically wrecked
* [[Rapefugees]] - if your name is Mushtaq, it's time to go back
* [[Paul Joseph Watson]]
* [[Count Dankula]]
* [[Big Chungus]]

{{Britfags}}
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New Zealand

2024-06-18T12:03:26Z

Encyclopedia Dramatіca:

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{{achtung|[https://edition.cnn.com/2019/03/14/asia/christchurch-mosque-shooting-intl/index.html KEBAB STATUS: 51 REMOVED!]}}
[[Image:New Zealand Australia's Bitch.jpg|thumb|330px|The irony being most Australians aren't aware of New Zealand's existence. The relationship between both countries is similar to that of the [[USA]] and [[Nobody cares|Guam]].]]
[[Image:Zewnealand.jpg|thumb|The entire New Zealand Army on their annual military parade.]]
'''New Zealand''' ([[Shit no one cares about|'''''Aotearoa''''' in Mando'a]]), '''[[Maury Povich|Maori]]land''', or '''Australia's Underwear''', is that small, forgetable skidmark that is smeared under the country of [[Australia]].

It is a so-called "nation" that [[Some_argue|some argue]] is a state of [[Australia]], when it is in fact a pocket dimension. Scientists are also increasingly supporting the theory that NZ is in fact a crossbreed between Australia, [[Wales]] and lands of the [[Otherkin]]. However, since the average [[Americunt]] [[Miss_South_Carolina|struggles to identify America on a world map]], their chances of identifying New Zealand are next to none, leading some to question whether [[Nobody_gives_a_fuck|anyone gives a fuck]]. This was further reinforced upon the removal of New Zealand from more recently published world maps, which was expected to cause much controversy, but it turned out that either nobody noticed or [[Nobody_Cares|nobody cared]].

There are more sheep than people there, a [[fact]] which those inclined towards [[bestiality]] take full advantage of. An interesting parallel can be drawn here between New Zealand and wales. Who are outnumbered 3 to 1 with there sheeps friends.

General hobbies of the inhabitants of New Zealand include fucking sheep, being shitty at sports, bitching constantly, committing violent crime and attempting to copy Australian culture in any way possible (which they most fail at).

It should be noted that the majority of Kiwis are self-hating and insecure as they secretly hate their home country with a passion and really want to be Australian.

Long story short, New Zealand is Australia's version of Canada.

==History==
New Zealand doesn't exist. In the early 1900s New Zealand [[scientist]]s invented a way to avoid being involved in international concerns - a ''chronogometre''. Ingeniously utilizing the metric system and banning nuclear power, scientists managed to force New Zealand's geographic location to appear twelve hours ahead of Greenwich Mean Time. This put them on the cutting edge of history, and has resulted in futuristic inventions such as the disposable [[syringe]], electric fencing, and animal themed housing. Top shit!
[[Image:Nzaus.jpg|thumb|The hemisphere centered on New Zealand province, Austrailia]]

Other notable New Zealand moments in History include the Treaty of Waitangi, basically when whiteys saved the <strike>[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori]</strike> animals from cooking each other in a traditional "Hangi" (roasted snot and smegma, maybe some tuatara semen as well cooked under the ground. It's a miracle the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris] figured out how to get it back out of the dirt.)

==The People==
[[Image:Neil.jpg|thumb|One of the many Asians that come for a better lifestyle...]]
[[Image:NZAnon.jpg|thumb|[[Anonymous]], New Zealand style.]]
[[Image:Jait.jpg|thumb|I'm not insecure. Not at all..]]
FACT - [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris] are not people.

Over 80 percent of New Zealanders are heavy drinkers and alcoholics, also with a wide range of drug addicts and wife bashers. Many of these people like to get drunk off cheap New Zealand beer that has more added sugars and chemicals in it than in a porn star's cleavage. Most people in New Zealand are very dumb due to the poor education system and killing off their brain cells from their cheap beer and drugs. [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris] rarely speak MAORI, and now days you can commonly hear them speak a mix of swear words, grunts, and broken English.

[[Shit_nobody_cares_about|New Zealand has a long history as a tourist attraction. Stone cairns attest to it being visited at least 150 years ago by the Vikings, and ruins indicate that Polynesians made at least one trip to take in the sun before finally settling it some time during the 1500s. Some historians believe that it may have even been visited BCE by Minoans.]]

New Zealand’s national emblem is a three foot high flightless bird, the most exciting animal that lives in the whole country (apart from sheep, which are very exciting). New Zealanders refer to themselves as kiwis. Kiwis are delicious when you club them to death to tenderize and deep fry them. In fact many Australians enjoy Kiwi clubbing - this angers the New Zealanders but there is nothing they can do about it because they are sheep fuckers.

New Zealand is also home to many azns who flee to New Zealand as refugees from their cruel, communist homelands seeking a better lifestyle and to steal more of the economy's income becoming doctors (Indians...dot, not feather) or accountants (azns). It is believed by the year 2020 120% of New Zealand will be azn and 4/5th's of stores will sell noodles.

==Major Cities==
===Auckland===
Founded in 1903 on top of 48 active volcanoes, Auckland was New Zealand's biggest city until 1985 when French terrorists detonated a nuclear device which set off a volcanic reaction that destroyed most of the city and filled in the Hauraki Gulf. Not one Aucklander lost their life that day because they were all queuing at the Kopu Bridge on the way to the Coromandel. Every insurance company in New Zealand went bankrupt after paying out only 5.3% of claims. Those who were paid insurance founded Hauraki City in the centre of the former gulf, the others live in a shanty town that surrounds it. Hideous mutants live in the badlands to the east and kidnappings are frequent in the new CBD after dark. It is expected that the sprawl of self made shelters will swallow the towns of Thames and Paeroa by 2025.
===South Auckland===
Although located in Auckland, South Auckland is an entirely different city. Fun Fact: The world record for quickest time to steal a bike, is 0.543 seconds, set in the Otara markets. The record holder: a local boy called Sione, overweight, was wearing a limited edition 2006-07 LA Lakers Jersey from the local Dollar Store, also stolen. There are no Asians or white people here, hence why the locals only have cracked iPhone 3's, there is no one with anything better to steal. When walking down the streets, make sure you choose which gang you affiliate with correctly, putting "B's up" may upset the Crips, and putting a "C up" may offend the Bloods, either way, you will get your head cracked in by an angry Tongan man wielding a complimentary KFC frisbee that came a meal of his choice which fed his family of 18 for 6 minutes. Another fun fact: the average hygiene grade for a family owned store is a "C" , this tactic is employed to attracted the previously mentioned "Cripz" as they have lots of coins, which were found floating in a nearby Marae (NZ Centre of Aids/HIV). All though South Auckland is the cheapest place to live in New Zealand, the average family income ranges from however much is left after Uncle buys his ciggies and beer from the weekly dole payment to minimum wage.

===Bulls===
The worst place in New Zealand goes by the tantalising and evocative name of Bulls, population [[homosexual|two men]] and a dog. It has achieved its dubious distinction by having the bones of stranded hitch hikers scattered along all points of egress. It is a genuine shithole; if you manage to escape it within five hours of having entered it, you can count yourself very lucky indeed.
===Hamilton===
Hamilton is a strange place - very foggy in winter, and not in Canada (or Connecticut). If you are hitch hiking in the area and somebody offers you a lift "as far as Hamilton", you can guarantee you will end up walking from one side of town to the other, which will<br>
* take about two hours and
* not endear you to any part of the stinky, boring, flat, green Waikato plains.

===Wellington===
This is the Capital of New Zealand, which is really boring and windy so don't go there. It is claimed that the wind is generated by all the politicians that live there.
===Bondi===
The fourth largest New Zealand city is called Bondi, a suburb of Sydney. It has more New Zealanders in it than Hamilton.
===Taupo===
Lake Taupo, situated in the centre of the North Island, is very big, but smaller than Texas, and has less guns but more trout.
===Christchurch===
Christchurch is the shittiest excuse for a city [[ALL CAPS|EVER]], as it was built, [[at least 100|at least 100 years ago]], on a swampy pisshole by drunken [[Britfags]] too lazy and [[retarded|cognitively unfortunate]] to go and build a real city in the hills. Accordingly, this abomination unto [[Cthulhu|God]] has been [[PWNT]] by Jesus with [[over 9000]] earthquakes and now floods that will return Christchurch to its [[shit|natural state]]. Meanwhile, CHCH council has continued the proud Western tradition of [[Jews|Jewing]] it's inhabitants out of [[Jewgold]].

===Te Awamutu===
The home of Crowded House and Split Enz. Also the reason Split Enz split and why Neil Finn now lives in Melbourne.

==Deadly Tourist Traps==
[[Image:Nz_lp.jpg|thumb|Fact: The bottle is really filled with poisonous [[centipede]]s.]]
Today New Zealand carries on the tradition of tourism by mandating that every town have a ridiculous gimmick in order to trap foreign money in a cycle of must-see-sites. There are seven in total.

'''Paeroa''', grew out of a Jew camp on present day Nahum St under the shadow of Primrose Hill. It was surrounded by an unpassable swamp and the only way in or out was by a Waka taxi that was provided by local gang, Blackpower. They were always paid in Canadian Club and Waikato Draught.

The first lemon tree in the area was planted by Captain Hook in 1779 after having just sailed from the planet Mercury. Lemon trees grew wild for the next 100 years until the Jew settlers arrived. The jews found lemon juice to be refreshing when put through a Soda Stream. Paeroa who forged an entire identity on this delicious drink, then built a monolithic tribute to their own creation. The cruel [[god]] of Paeroa demands [[blood]] from a tourist every two months which gives him power for terrorist attacks against [[Justin Bieber]].

Resting on top of an innocent looking Fish & Chip shop, '''Kaikoura''''s giant crayfish was actually thought to be a Taniwha at first and is over 1000 years old, It's diet mainly consisted of fur seals from the colony to the East. In July 1973 It ate an entire busload of Japanese Tourists and ruined Kaikouras reputation as a tourist destination, The locals then held a raffle and the winner was given sticks of dynamite the throw at it. Kaikoura still holds the world record for the biggest Seafood Chowder. Kaikoura has a proud history of whale hunting and most buildings and made from whale bones.

Most tourists to New Zealand are arseholes from Japan and Australia who are then eaten by fat shit [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris].

The most notorious Deadly New Zealand Trap is the Sky Tower. The Jews who own it lure you in with gold-plated food, views and the "sky walk", once on the sky walk, the Jews release a pack of Indians stolen from Sandringham, and rape your daughters, before pushing you off the edge, dropping 320 metres into more Jewry, AKA the casino, where you figuratively rape your daughters again by wasting your petrol money on the "Jackpot" of 887 bowling alley prize tickets

== Brutal Natives, Sickly Visitors, and Rape ==
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[[Image:Idiot222.jpg|thumb|left|A typical New Zealand [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori].]]
[[Image:Toi.jpg|thumb|[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] [[loli]] with traditional nunchaku weapons.]]
[[Image:Wardance.jpg|thumb|Who let the dogs out? WHO WHO WHO WHO]]
[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris] are a bunch of no hoper dark skinsm, they very much enjoy raping sickly visitors
The native people of New Zealand are the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] (or Moari, like who even cares anyway). The [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] language doesn't have an 's', so it makes them very irate if you refer to them as [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris], because they can't say that word. Their main hobbies are [[KFC]]. Fighting for their rights (charging companies for use of -their- land and whatnot), regardless of the fact that the Europeans gave them medicine, technology and [[porn]]. Trying to be as much like the typical American black person as possible, and playing the same three chords in the exact same pattern on nylon string accoustic guitars made by their ancestors in China for every song that they write at their communal meetings, speaking generally about FITTYCENT, Fish 'n' Chips and how to be a [[Nazi]] supremacist. [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] myth has it that their ancestor Maui, a demigod, fished up the North Island with a bone hook from his canoe, the South Island. If someone squints hard enough at a map of New Zealand then they'll see a vague resemblance to a manta-ray and a log of wood.

The [[British]] eventually arrived in New Zealand in double-masted plague ships to [[rape]] the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori]. The expedition was led by Captain Hook - a man universally known within New Zealand, but virtually unknown everywhere else except for the obscure island on which he was murdered and eaten. The British were relatively pleasant to the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori], having already had their arses kicked by half the world's jigaboos, and after a brief bout of scuffles known affectionately as the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] Land Wars a treaty was signed between the two granting many incredible gifts to the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] such as immortality, Harley-Davidson motorcycles and gem-studded rims.

Unfortunately Mando'a (the language of the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori]) was a boring language to learn, so the treaty actually differs vastly between the English and the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] translations. What the English intended to promise were actually [[centipede]]s and all the moss that the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] could eat. This is still a bitter topic, and merely mentioning it to a [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] will earn you a terrifying war-dance. No, seriously. Almost every [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] has emigrated to Australia because New Zealand is an utter shithole and is under threat of being flooded because of global warming.

Modern New Zealanders are the result of much mixed breeding between the two races, as the pale British were overwhelmed by the aesthetics of the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori's] natural tendency to store fat on the hips and belly, presenting an exact imitation of high-born British royalty. New Zealanders are also horribly inbred and have been known to have two heads and three eyes, even tails. The IQ of a typical New Zealander is around 110 with lowest reportedly 67. This is primarily the fault of their notoriously poor educational system, which prides itself on it's shithole island than any real world facts (this is a common problem of foreign countries but NZ seems to do it even worse). In the end this resulted in possibly the highest count of a chemically imbalanced population of any nation in the world; proving the fact that New Zealand has no mental hospitals for the insane walk the streets. Common sights report people screaming at the air, losing their shoe and staring at it for ten minutes and fucked up laughs that sound like they have asthma.

[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori's] are known to gather in Social Clubs known affectionately as "Gangs". Ancient [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] protocol states on sight of these groups one must yell "g fuckn run it str8 nigga!!!" "SIEG Blar SEIG!!!" to properly respect their culture (these words are also adopted by the Polynesian community.) The [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris] gangs also gather for weekly meetings inside "Maraes" which is [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] for "thief-hall".

New Zealand is also the furthest place on the globe from [[Israel]]. Thus it's the opposite of the [[Palestine|Holy Land]], which explains some of the [[lie|not]] [[rape|holy]] things going on over there. The city of whangarei is the complete opposite of Mecca so muslims pray away from this evil shit hole6

== Politics ==
=== [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] Party ===
[[Image:Maori_Party_Meeting.jpg|thumb|200px|[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] Party Ministers in Parliament]]
[[Image:Pita_Sharples_Leader.jpg|thumb|200px|Future leader of New Zealand, Oh shit..]]
The [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] party is a group of unemployed Sea [[niggers|Nigras]] who wanted more of the sweet sweet [[Kentucky_Fried_Chicken|chickens]] from Captain Hooks descendant's.<br />
They seek to bring back the ideals of [[theft|[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori]dom]] by stealing land from farmers, making it compulsory that [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris] control
[[unrealistic_expectations|90% of the world]] and to have succulent white man flesh cooked every [[Thursday]].<br />
The ironic part is, with all their requests to go back to how things were [[At_least_100_years_ago|over 100 years ago]],
they still want to keep all the [[porn|white man technology]].<br />
To join the [[niggers|party]] you must be a full blooded [[nigger|[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori]]] (which means have 1/16 [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] blood in you) and have at least [[incest|50 brothers
and sisters]], half of which must be in gangs, and give 20 bead necklaces, 4 blankets and $2 per year for membership [[http://www.maoriparty.org/upload/membeship_form.doc no really...]].<br />

Their policies include:-

# Entrenching [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] seats that only [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris] can apply for and [[Racist|only [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris] can vote for]] (currently 7 exist).
# Making it so [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris] can only apply for jobs (ironic since all [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris] are unemployed).
# Making [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] language [[raep|compulsory]] in schools (can you say fuka, tanga and kiora? congratulations - you just learnt [[nigger|Maori]]).
# <del>Cut Down</del> Increase family domestic violence, to protect the [http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/724120 bruva's.]
# Charge monies for silly war dances that look like a down syndrome group krumping.
# Selling land at ridiculous prices and then make a treaty claim saying you got ripped off so you have to give you back your land.
# Making you pay more for stuff so you get [[unrealistic_expectations|Taniwha protection]].
<br />

'''Leaders'''

'''Peter Sharples'''<br />
A fat chief from the waifuckamoocow tribe who likes to [[raep]] little asian boys in-between chucking spears in parliament and complaining about [[shit_nobody_cares_about|how his ancestors were ripped off]] .<br />

'''Tariana Turia'''<br />
A traditional [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] [[kitchen|wimmin]] who has had [[incest|over 20 children]] (only 10 of which she ate afterwards) who got legislation passed to
have a [[Kentucky_Fried_Chicken|KFC]] stand set up in parliament.

{{quote|
- [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] have no skills or qualifications;<br />
- [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] participation in the labour market;<br />
- [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] privately and collectively owned business growth;<br />
- Aligning [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] resources with regional driver industries and invest in opportunities for partnerships, joint ventures and other economic development collaborations.|A typical [[Apartheid|fair policy]] from the party}}

=== National Party ===
Currently the government. A bunch of right wing dickheads, intent of reducing inflation to 0-2% per annum by taking away everybody's money until nobody can afford anything, so prices don't go up. Simple? Rumour has it, so too is the Minister of Finance.

=== Labour Party ===
The Main Opposition. A bunch of right wing dickheads, who used to be a bunch of left wing dickheads until 1984 when, rumour has it, their souls were all sold to the Business Round Table (Mafia). We don't believe this, no no no, not at all. But it's worth repeating.

=== McGilicuddy Serious ===
Scottish Monarchist Regressionists, intent in re-establishing the Jacobite line to supreme executive office, then disassembling all the trappings of modern technology (internal combustion engines, guttering systems, Unix, etc) and living a life of pastoral, clan-oriented bliss. It is interesting to note that New Zealand has no formal constitution and only one house of Parliament. So, if The McGillicuddy Serious Party is elected, it can do all this quite legally.

Some of their policies include.

* Sending out intelligence agents around the world to wipe New Zealand off published maps, thus ensuring that no-one could invade the country.
* Replacing money with chocolate fish or with sand as legal tender.
* Standing a dog for parliament in the Hobson seat in Northland. Her policies included the abolition of cars, and turning a meat-works into an organic flea-powder factory.
* Raising the school leaving-age to sixty-five
* Full unemployment
* Full employment through [[slavery]]
* Using [[beer]] as a National Defence strategy: leaving many bottles of beer on all beaches, so that any invading army would abandon its attack and get drunk instead while the broken bottles would prevent the army advancing any further anyway.
* The demolition of the Auckland CBD to create a giant sundial, using the Sky Tower as the pointer.
* Limiting the speed of light to 100km/h: 50km/h in Mt Roskill, (Auckland's Bible Belt), because folks there preferred to stay less enlightened.
* Linking the North Island and South Island by bulldozing the Southern Alps into Cook Strait.
* Mandatory homosexuality for 33% of the population.
* Free castrations
* Good weather (but only if voters behaved).

==Sheep==
New Zealand is a country where for every one human, there is at least TEN other sheep. Australians, who are highly annoyed by their fucked up neighbors, often refer to New Zealanders as "Sheep Shaggers" and "Ram Rooters" being the most popular insults.
Within the normal New Zealander family, there is a pet sheep. Rooting such sheep is a popular pastime for the males of the family. New Zealanders see no reason to pay for hookers when they can just run into the next paddock and do it with a certain woolly mammal.
It is not uncommon for young sheep to be married off to prospective husbands who can offer a suitable dowry.

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Image:Sheepprolapse.jpg|This is New Zealand's main export.
Image:2007 black sheep.jpg|Plucky Kiwis help to defend the British Empire against the Japanese in [[World War II|WW2]].
Image:Sheep.gif|They'll never learn.
</gallery></center>

==Language==
[[Image:NZCondomad.jpg|thumb|left|New Zealand promotes safe sex]]
[[Image:Kiwipoo.jpg|thumb|right|Kiwi Poo - Created for the first royal visit of the Queen of the USA in 1902.]]
==[[Nigger|Maori]] Alphabet==

[[ALL CAPS|THE [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich MAORI] ALPHABET AS SHOWN BELOW.]]

[[Health_Care_Rage|A.C.C.]]

[[welfare|D.P.B.]]

[[KFC|K.F.C.]]

[[beer|D.B.]]

[[Poker|T.A.B.]]

[[lolwut|D.I.C]]

[[welfare|W.I.N.Z]]....

NOW I KNOW MY [[retard|A.B.C.]]
[[Unrealistic Expectations|I WANT TO CLAIM THE WHOLE COUNTRY!]]

== Cultural contributions ==
* Shortland Street. A show created as a vehicle for the phrase "You're not in [[Guatemala]] now, Dr. Ropata!".
* Most of LotR was filmed there, if you would call that a cultural contribution.
* Back of the Y Masterpiece Television -- wank jokes.
* Kiwi Poo.
* Steinlager Beer: a cross between faggot American watered down beer and apple cider.

== National Sport ==
Rugby is the only sport that New Zealand are not entirely shitty at! Sorry for them it's a [[true|faggot sport]]. If you start shit with one of their players then you are guaranteed to wake up with Vaseline farts and a size-9 poop chute. Most players have been abused by steroids and estrogen just for the lulz. [[Lies|The Haka will make anyone shit there little Y fronts and die]].

== Notable New Zealanders ==

* THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING FROM NEW ZEALAND IS THE "BEACHED AS, BRO" WHALE [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA]

'''PLEASE IGNORE THE FOLLOWING THEY ARE ALL NEW ZEALAND [[Faggotry|PROPAGANDA]]'''
* [[Sheld999|Sheld999 aka the daebomb kid]] is a retard who can barely complete a sentence and exclaims loudly the word "DAE"
* Ernest Rutherford got famous for discovering the atomic nucleus [[at least 100 years ago]]. Then the government [[ban]]ned all use of his discoveries, but people in [[Germany]] liked these discoveries and used them to discover nuclear fission and nuclear fusion.
* Gin Wigmore became famous by singing like a slut on ecstasy and trying to sound like Amy Winehouse.
* <strike>Britney Spears</strike>
* [[Feminazi|Katherine Mansfield]] blogged about [[Lulz|womyn's rights]] extensively.
* Sir Edmund Hillary was the first human to ascend Mount Everest in 1953 with a dead [[drag queen]].
* [[The Man]] pwned the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maoris] and made them white man's bitch.
* [[Antonie Dixon]] was pwned by a circle of dancing gremlins leading to spectacular fail.
* Temuera Morrison, an actor who played the critically-praised and universally remembered role of Jango Fett in the colossal craptacular shitfest that was the ''Star Wars'' prequels. Climbed to fame on his terrifying performance as an average suburban [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] family man 'Jake the Muz' in the movies 'Once were Warriors' and 'What becomes of the broken hearted'.
*The Flight of the Conchords are pretty much what happens when you [[Divide by zero]].
* Lee Tamahori, kinky movie director whose career hit a wall when he was arrested in Hollywood offering blowjobs for money while dressed in drag as a street hooker (note: may have been hoping to discover what Hugh Grant's cock tasted like- apparently the 'Tamahori Method' is the easiest way to find out). Proof that that you can take a kiwi out of New Zealand, but you can't take the New Zealand out of a Kiwi. Oh, his films? Um, ''Die Another Day''...''Along Came A Spider''...Mulholland Falls, and some flick about a drunken psychopath who continually beats the shit out of everything and everyone, including his missus...Oh yeah, ''Once Were Warriors''.
* [[Peter Wadams]] (known by his [[wigger]] name "[[P Money]]") - Notable for forcefully sticking his cock into a teenage girl's face and telling her to kiss his balls. Then, he not only escaped conviction, but got the judge to impose a nationwide rule to pretend the whole thing never happened.
* Russell Crowe, musical genius, world champion tantrum chucker, occasional actor, and functional(ly) Australian. Is noted for his ability to look in two directions at once, and maintain dignity while being led out of New York hotels in handcuffs.
* Crowded House (aka the Brothers Finn). Proto-emos who sing about Te Awamutu and other places that utterly nobody gives a flying fuck about.
* Peter Jackson, movie director obsessed with blood, vomit, dismemberment, puppets, ghosts, giant apes and making impossible trilogies that make you want to claw your eyes out at the pathos of a boat full of failfags and midgets sailing over the edge of the world.
* Andrew Kepple, creator of many [[Animutation|Fanimutations]] on [[Albino Blacksheep]]. Currently a refugee in Canada.
* Brian Tamaki, unconvicted [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Maury_Povich Maori] cult leader and lover of Bishop Eddie Long
*[[Crocoduck|Ray Comfort]]. Known as the bananaman, possibly because he teamed up with [[TheAmazingAtheist]] and had a banana-in-butt party. Or because he has the intelligence of a rotten God-made banana.
*Steven Adams, a basketballer probably more notable for being an inspiration to the little homeless kids in Rotorua who currently can only play "Beat-the-ball", a game played by Uncle Mahe, who beats the fat little cunts. He is the highest paid New Zealand sports player, for no real reason other than his team have no better players to put in.
*[[Brenton Tarrant|Brenton Tarrant]], a true kebab remover who assaulted a mosque and caused 51 sandniggers to meet their [[Allah|Allah]]. Now he's got the [[High Score|highest score]] of the year 2019 and 4th highest overall.

==Copypasta==
{{cs2|testSectionTwo|Click for text|Their rugby All Blacks thing is a bit overdone. They load it with more than it can rightfully carry. Is it rugby that makes them emotionally autistic, or is it emotional autism that drives them to the escape of rugby?

The narrow emotional ledge on which the nation squats does indeed have a grand view, but its population must suspect that it's possible not merely to squat but to launch oneself into space, to spread one's wings and fly. But that quiet, friendly, hard-working Protestant modesty holds them fast.

The women seem very confident. The girls can be outrageous, rushing at you while waving a chunk of fast-food, squealing inanely, and lots of them have lesbian haircuts and they don't do cleavage. But however high-spirited, it all takes place somehow in slow motion.

There is something androgynous in the look of the Kiwis . . . and you don't see skinny people either. Hairlessness, chubbiness, androgynousness are also features of the Pacific Islanders, so maybe it has something to do with the geography, which gets to everyone eventually, regardless of genetic origins.

Taupo is a holiday encampment extending for miles in a bleak, lunar suburbia. There is something repulsive too about the lake, which is harsh and steely. And beyond, hideous vistas of dust where they've harvested pine trees, an endless nuclear-blasted death to the limits of the horizon.|0}}

==See Also==
*[[Bestiality]]
*[[Native]]
*[[New Zealand Fail Guy]]
*[[TruthfulChristian]]
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]

==External links==
*[http://www.nzchan.org New Zealand's official website]
*[http://www.focb.co.nz/humour/soc.culture.new-zealand_FAQ.html soc.culture.new-zealand official FAQ]

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2024-06-18T11:44:06Z

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Regular Show

2024-06-18T08:12:16Z

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<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px; margin: 1em;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, <br /><font size="4">'''HOLY SHIT THEY GO INTO SPACE, POPS HAS AN EVIL TWIN AND PERMA B&S HIMSELF AND HIS BROTHER AND EVERYONE FUCKS EACH OTHER SPAWNING FURRY ABOMINATIONS!!!!1111!</font></div>

'''''Regular Show''''' is a boring-as-fuck [[Nostalgiafag|80's-based]] show for [[furfag]] [[stoners]] which airs on Cartoon Network. The show revolves around the lives of two useless hipster dweebs named "[[Bird|Mordecai]]" and "[[Furry|Rigby]]", who fail at their jobs every day. The vast majority of episodes in ''Regular Show'' are exceptionally ''[[Autistic|irregular]]'', and can be summarised as "two furries fighting over whatever the writers <s>pulled out of their ass that week</s> (implies that the writers could make something worthwhile if they actually used their brain) pulled out of their untalented brain", and sometimes the above with [[FanFiction|shipping]].

What was originally mean't to be a show about a human zoo tended by animals, Cartoon Network spotted the potential original idea and shut it down, as they cannot allow an original idea to broadcast on their channel and, probably, because the original series would have spawned more hardcore furry porn and autism than the entirety of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] franchise. Even though people on the internet are now desensitised to hardcore furry porn as there is so much of it.

''Regular Show'' was developed by James Quintel, an [[artfag]] whose mediocre cartoons are the main source of ''Cartoon Network's'' death, this show has [[TL;DW|eight fucking seasons]] and yet Quintel has never realized how boring-as-fuck and repetitive the entire series has become over time, to the point where no one really gives a shit anymore.

==Plot==
[[File:Death grips regular show.png|thumb|250px|right]]

{{quote|(00:51) @mrbraindead: this is not for kids

(00:51) @mrbraindead: this is the ren and stimpy for kids who are in MENSA}}

'''Regular Show''' somehow manages to have less effort placed unto it's plot than most cartoons which have aired since the mid-2000s, as even though the world gets nearly destroyed in most of the episodes, it's never referenced to again. So it's nice to know that the show's creators possess the same attention-span as [[stoners|its fanbase]].

[[At least 100|99%]] of the show's episodes follow this formula:

'''1.''' The two main characters make a huge fuck-up.

'''2.''' Resort to some bullshit insane restoration technique that almost always causes a huge fucking catastrophe.

'''3.''' Always desperately seeks out Step #2 to avoid getting their lazy asses fired from their dweeb boss.

'''4.''' Repeat Step #1.

The closest thing Regular Show has to offer that resembles a plot is [[pussy-whipped|Mordecai]]'s crush on a slutty waitress named "Margaret", despite it being an obvious [[cumdumpster]] as it appeared to have a new boyfriend in every episode it was in. In recent episodes though, Margaret has revealed to be single and is warming up on Mordecai. Why should I give a fuck and what's with the "it" and not "she" you may ask? Well, you see how Margaret is red? In reality, only ''male'' robins carry red feathers, [[Gay|making Mordecai]]...

==Characters==
[[File:Regular Show Characters.PNG|thumb|250px|right]]

'''Regular Show's''' concept and cast show that they were made by Quintel's art [[college]] years; it's just boring [[furries]] doing boring things.

* '''[[Mary Sue|Mordecai]] and [[ADHD|Rigby]]''': Rigby is an overzealous raccoon who is Mordecai's only friend. Even though the little shit's stupidities are the only thing that keep the episode's plot moving forward, that doesn't change the fact that he's the most annoying character in the show. Mordecai is the boring one. Together they're employed as park groundskeepers, but being an [[artfag|art college graduate]], he even sucks at that. Rigby became a bit more bearable as the show goes on while Mordecai remains a whiny little faggot. Eventually the show trolls its fanbase killing each other over who Mordecai puts his beak into only for him to end up with some random bat girl in the end.

* '''[[serious business|Benson]]''': A bipolar gumball machine who, aside from being a shitty boss for not even being able to handle the two morons, is notable for his [[rage]] fits and penchant for [[V/|ruining any potential fun]] his underlings may be having.

* '''[[Olchai|Pops]]''': A senile [[Pedophile|lollipop man]] whose [[British|Britfag]] accent and 5-year-old mentality earn him the title of being the biggest fag in the show. At some time, he was apparently a somewhat more functional being, until the duo crushed him with a golf cart and gave him brain damage. Becomes [[an hero]] in the finale to kill his twin brother. We're supposed to care about this even though he spent the entirety of the show being nothing but a comic relief character who spouted non-sequiturs.

* '''[[Jackass|Muscle Man]]''': A green hulk-like midget who's [[Powerword|real name]] is [[Jew|Mitch Sorrenstein]]{{Jew}}. [[Some Argue|Arguably]] the ''only thing'' stupider than Rigby, as he [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|considers himself to be superior to everyone]] despite being a dumbass comedy hack that always cracks "[[Fail|My]] mom!" [[Unfunny|jokes]]. His best friend is a ghost with a hand sticking out of its head in high-five position, creatively named Hi-Five Ghost. He uses his ghostly hand to fist Muscle Man in the RV every night.

* '''[[Useless|Hi-Five Ghost]]''': Muscle Man's bisexual [[butt buddy]]. Is by far the most useless of the main characters and barely ever talks, let alone gets involved in the plot. In recent episodes, the creators seem to have remembered that he exists, and have given him a bit of backstory as well as a (human, for some reason) girlfriend, but by this point it's just [[shit nobody cares about]].

* '''[[Ape|Skips]]''': A [[homosexual|bodybuilding]] Yeti who cleans up after Mordecai and Rigby's shit.

* '''[[Whore|Margaret]]''': A [[Trap|Female]] robin that fucks human men and is a [[hipster|coffee shop mistress]]. Her only purpose was to be Mordecai's love interest. Went to college and dumped Mordecai. Came back to make more unnecessary drama.

* '''[[Rule 63|Starla]]''': Muscle Man's fatass of a girlfriend who looks and acts like [[Rule 63|a female version of him]]. She's by far the most hated character in the show, as not even the most hardcore autistic fans of the show like her.

* '''[[Skank|CJ]]''': A cloud or smoke or something, and is a [[hipster|coffee shop mistress]]. Her only purpose is to be Mordecai's love interest after Margaret dumps him.

* '''[[Dork|Eileen]]''': She's to Rigby as Margaret is to Mordecai, but while Margaret has the personality of cardboard box, Eileen has the personality of a Styrofoam crate. While she is supposed to be a mole, she looks like a human more than anything for [[Closet Furry|some strange reason]].

* '''[[Goatse|Thomas]]''': Originally the Meg Griffin of Regular Show, then turned into a James Bond Russian Spy rip-off after the writers forgot he was a character. Furries shat their pants in anger after he left the show.

* '''[[Billy Mitchell|Garrett Bobby Ferguson]]''': A character clearly based on Billy Mitchell, who actually sued Cartoon Network over this character.

* '''Pam''': A clear knock-off of [[Adventure Time|Betty Grof]], except without having experienced ''any'' magic, madness or sadness so is incredibly boring.

* '''Death''': Similar to the [[Family Guy]] character of the same name but a whole lot worse!

* '''[[Five Nights at Freddy's|Dominic, Amelia and Louie]]''': They are the animatronics of the so-called "Capicola Gang" that some people somehow ''genuinely'' believe predicted Five Nights at Freddy's. I kid you not.

==Episodes==
:''See [[Regular Show/Episode Guide]]''

:There's also a [[Anime|special]] called 「[[Anime|Ｂｒｉｌｌｉａｎｔ　Ｃｅｎｔｕｒｙ　Ｄｕｃｋ　Ｃｒｉｓｉｓ　Ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ]]」; otherwise known as "Every mecha anime ever, go yoai yourselves desu".

:They have a movie too. In it Rigby gets rejected from "[[Redundant|College University]]" even though everyone ever gets into that school and it was a record year for how little people applied, so he gets Mordecai kicked out as well.

==Galleries==
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File:Regular Show cosplay 3.jpg|Don't mind them, that's just their blowjob-face.
File:Regular Show (Mordecai 63 and Rigby 3).jpeg|Some people really will fap to anything.
File:Regular Show cosplay.jpg|Typical Regular Show fantards.
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File:Regular Show 5.jpg|That's a tail, you [[Furfag|pervert]].
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File:Benson 4.png|How [[you]] see your boss.
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File:Benson 2.jpg|Words cannot describe the stupidity of these couples.
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File:Regular Show shipping 3.png|Give the fans some credit. They just ''had'' to work hard to make couples this stupid.
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File:Suck my Mordecock.gif|[[Fail|Jehovah's Witnesses]]
File:WhoTheFuckInTheirRightMind.png|Well, you have to hand it to these people, at least they try to make [[Science|biologically-correct]] porn.
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File:From the desk of J G Quintel.jpg
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==See Also==
* [[Furfag]]
* ''[[Adventure Time]]''
* [[deviantART]]
* [[Drugs]]
* [[FurAffinity]]
* [[Hipsters]]
* [[Tumblr]]

==External Links==
* <s>{{ytlink|4U44qN3n0pk|A Regular Show fanboy's generic butthurt response to this article}}</s> BALEETED!

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Bubba Copeland

2024-06-18T08:05:00Z

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{{quote|To say I was a stalker would be a bit of an understatement''| Bubba [[cry|COPE]]land}}
[[File:Bubbacopeland.png|thumb|right|He was also very ugly]]
'''Fred L. "Bubba" Copeland''', also known as "''Brittney Blaire Summerlin''"{{trans}} was a weirdo, creep, gooner, fat fuck, and [[tranny]] and [[lie|upstanding christian conservative]] who was elected mayor of some bullshit yeehaw redneck shithole named Smiths Station in [[Alabama]]. After years of doing literally nothing as mayor, Bubba was exposed as a cross-dressing [[faggot]]. After his whole trailer park goat-fucker community heckled and ridiculed him for dressing up in his wife's clothes, Bubba hilariously [[an hero|an hero'd himself]]. However, his death was positively received after it was discovered that he was a severe creep, just like any other troon that ever existed.

A supposed "Republican", "Christian" and "Conservative", Bubba followed the [[Republican]] practice of preaching about fags going to hell, but also being a huge homo at the same time. We know that most anti-gay Republicans are secretly gay, but this butterball is the most rainbow-covered greasy shemale to walk through the [[incest|cousin-diddling]] state of Alabama.

== Autogynephelia ==
[[File:Bubbacopelandinstagrampage.png|thumb|right|He says it was for "humor", but his Instagram says otherwise]]
[[File:Bubbacopeland2.jpg|thumb|left|[[DO NOT WANT]]]]
On November 1, 2023, blueberry Bubba was exposed as a crossdresser. The reptiles who work at [[fake news|1819news]] decided to find some dirt on the mayor just to get their kicks. They found his secret [[Reddit]] and other social media accounts, where he would steal his wife's dresses and take ugly pictures of himself. Some pictures were just typical dresses, but other ones were of women's underwear that barely fit him at all, which is absolutely funny to laugh at. Bubba would upload the pictures of himself, thinking that he was "sexy" and often labeling himself as "curvy", although we all know what the BMI of the average Republican is (Bubba is an example). Hilariously, Bubba also worked as a pastor, which means he would switch between his clerical suit and his dress depending on the day.

Now after 1819news decided to fuck his life over (for [[lulz]]), Bubba publicaly stated: [[fail|''"Yes, I have taken pictures with my wife in the privacy of our home in an attempt at humor because I know I'm not a handsome man nor a beautiful woman, either."'']]. However, his humor excuse would crash down on him worse than all the donuts he filled his gut with. His posts on Reddit proved that he was considering "transitioning" into a female (which is impossible), and he would positively encourage taking HRT, thinking that it will magically turn him into some kind of [[HAWT CHICK]].

== Creep ==

Bubba would write his own fiction under his gooner persona, where he would steal the names of real life people living in his town to write erotica. That's right, he wrote sexual fanfiction about the actual residents who elected him to do nothing as mayor except eat burgers. In one story, he would talk about [[stalker|using security cameras to stalk random female citizens]]. It only gets worse from there. One of his writings was about murdering a real life woman in his area, and then assuming her identity. Since we already know the fat fuck is a creep, there's a chance this wasn't even fiction.
In fact, it appears every single thing posted online by fatbody was insane, creepy, and often borderline [[law|illegal]]:

*Bubba found a picture of two random kids, a boy and a girl, and then posted the caption [[groomer|"Take the shots, get implants, become the whore."]]. [https://al-news.transforms.svdcdn.com/production/images/Copeland-meme-1.jpg?w=840&q=90&auto=format&fit=crop&dm=1699037373&s=febf9f8ee83abe63989eea4d93bc7be1 Proof]
*He would post pictures of minors to his social media account and [[groomer|muse about them transitioning]].
*[[groomer|Told kids online to get HRT]]
*Owned porn accounts, where he would scare off the users by uploading a picture of himself, but he also stole pictures of unsuspecting citizens and then posted them on those porn websites.
*Bragged about using security cameras to [[you|stalk women in his town]].
*The shitty story below is Bubba fantasizing about murdering a real life woman in his area, and then assuming her identity. By the way, he used a real name of a woman living in his area.
=== Dangerous Obsession by Bubba Copeland ===
{{story|<pre>
Chapter One:

I wanted her life! Staring at her on the latest Social Media
Application, all I could think about was how amazing it must be to be
her. Now! I realize that no one's life is perfect however from all her
internet post she portrayed the life of perfection! At 29 years old,
married, and due to gastric bypass surgery had lost a lot of weight, she
looked on top of the world. Blonde hair perfectly styled, incredible
makeup, one would think she could grace the cover of any magazine. She
wore the latest in trendy boutique clothes and shoes. Heels, Ankle
boots, thigh high boots, flats, and Sneakers. Fashion was her "game,"
and she was great at it. Married for six years, they were examples of
the perfect American couple. She was everything I wish I could be!
Sadly, as a 32-year-old male computer nerd, I was left with nothing more
than my dreams.

Across town; Sydney Summers sat waiting on her next client. She thought
"If people only knew how being late to a hair appointment, can disrupt
the beautician's whole day." She scanned her phone looking and scrolling
in hopes to pass the time. "I haven't eaten all day," however since her
surgery, she always seemed hungry. Snapping a selfie to post, she was
aware that the forty pounds she had lost in the past three months, she
was cautious to eat anything. Image was important to Sydney, for years
she had struggled with her weight, before last year every picture that
she took reminded her of her flaws.

In my cubicle I scanned her page. "She posted a new picture!" Excited I
screenshot it to add to my ever-growing collection. To say I was a
stalker would be a bit of an understatement. Every post she made I
studied it, analyzing and taking notes of her daily routine. What she
ate, what she drank, from her favorite coffee to her favorite alcoholic
drink. Her life had become my obsession.

Taking a sip of her coffee, the customer spoke, "Girl let me tell you!"
Sydney listened to the latest gossip as she worked patiently putting
foil in her hair. She thought, "The best part of my job is, being the
hub for all the latest gossip!" The young lady in the chair had just
shared, that she had been having an affair with her boss for the last
three months, and she wasn't sure how to keep it from her husband.
Sydney finished the fantastic cut and color, grabs her phone and takes a
picture with the customer.

Finishing up my work for the day, I close my laptop and head home. Like
always I ride by her Beauty salon "Sydney's Shoppe of Beauty" in hopes
that I can see her through the glass. The shop is a cute little Boutique
and Salon. Painted a perfect teal and pink. The clothing part was on the
left side of the building packed with all the latest fashions and
jewelry. "No luck" another wasted trip, "O well, maybe tomorrow morning
when I head to work."

"Business is great," she thought as she looked at the Six chairs all
full of women getting their hair cut by one of the girls in the salon.
Each one had their different personality. Most beauticians were unique,
to begin with; however, her girls were like family. All dressed in the
latest fashions complimented with a personalized monogrammed apron for
each one. A must! "If you work at Sydney's." The stories she heard
inside these walls would make a sailor blush. Tales of swinging couples,
girls experimenting with each other, and even the occasional sorted
affair. Yes, her shop was the place to be! And Sydney loved it.

Being a loner with nothing to do, I called a friend and invited her to
dinner. Arriving early at a local Mexican restaurant, I sat down and
ordered a Margarita, and enjoyed the Chips and Salsa. People watching
has always been a joy of mine. When people come and go I wonder about
their lives, "is that his wife!?" Or maybe "it's his girlfriend?" Or
maybe "why in the world would someone wear that in public?"

My friend Hanna showed up fashionably late as always, walking in like a
tornado she flopped down took my Margarita and took a huge swallow.
"Whew, what a day!" Hanna was an up and coming real estate agent, and in
high demand. "The market is on fire and between closings, open houses
and client meetings I am having the hardest time keeping up!" feeling
her frustration I said, "I can imagine." "Some days I just think if
there were two of me, I could get so much more done." Her words hit me
like a ton of bricks! "If there were two- if there were two, why can't
there be two?" I thought. "Surely I can recreate myself and become an
exact twin of Sidney's "That's it!" I will transition to become Sydney
2.0

After dinner, I rushed home to devise and work on my plan. I knew one
thing about myself, "If I put my mind into something, nothing can stop
me from making it happen." It was not going to be easy but "people
transition every day." After a quick Internet search and studying
several Reddit messages, I found out how to purchase a feminization
hormone regiment. Opening a secret file on my computer, I gazed at my
enormous picture collection of her, and begin to take detailed notes on
the girl I was about to become.

"I absolutely love these!" she said holding a pair of metallic gold
Sandals. "How much?" Sydney asked the clerk. "One Hundred and fifty
dollars." she knew money was not an option when it comes to fashion, she
replied, "I'll take them!" Sydney had a problem; she is what you would
call "high maintenance." From her Audi R8, to her designer handbag she
worked hard for her money, and she drove it, wore it, and spent it.
"Caramel Macchiato, with skim milk and sugar-free whipped cream,
PLEASE," Sydney said to the barista. Being a little "extra" was her
thing, with a sweet personality and a side of bitch she gave off the
Aire of a confident socialite.

Chapter Two

The package arrived as expected, and I couldn't wait to get started! As
my favorite quote goes "today is the first day of the rest of your life"
quickly I opened the package spilling the contents out on the counter
top. Organizing the two prescriptions into distinct piles, I examined
what laid before me. An anti-androgen plus an estrogen pill, and I knew
this was the first steps to becoming "Sydney Summers."

"White?" I didn't know White, is a fingernail color? I quickly searched
Amazon and found the exact brand OPI brand, "Chiffon on my mind."
Nothing missed my eye, when it came to detail! I had already ordered the
last seven outfits she wore, along with shoes. My diet consisted of
salads, and very little more; in an effort, hopefully, to get down to
her size. At 5'9" I wasn't sure how I was going to match her 4'11"
frame, but that was relative at this point, my only focus was becoming
as close as possible.

"Beep, beep, beep" Sydney rolled over to the sound of her alarm. Wiping
honey colors tresses out of her face, she turned over and banged the
alarm clock, wishing for ten more minutes. Lying there thinking of all
the things on her to-do list, at this moment she just didn't have the
will to do it. As the covers Rustled next to her, she quietly rolled
over and slid her petite frame next to her husband. Rubbing the little
hairs on his chest, she slowly worked her way down his stomach, reaching
into his boxers finding the prize she wanted! Her husband's magic stick!

I wonder does she take a shower or a bath? Does she shave every day? Do
her panties and bra match all the time? These are thoughts that plague
my mind. Being a relatively good hacker, I had to figure out a way to
install some code or Spyware on her devices. Quickly scanning Reddit and
a few other message boards I had found my answer. I could offer to build
an app for the shop. “Suggest” that it would be a way for her customers
to access an appointment calendar, and find daily deals on fashions from
her boutique. By writing the code, I could install a camera and location
hack that would allow me access to anyone that would download the
application “Especially Sydney.” Sending off a quick email to her main
shop address, I offered my services "at a highly discounted rate." Then
waited for her to take the bait.

Panting after an incredible orgasm, she fell back into her pillows
grabbed her phone and began to check emails, and social media. “nothing,
nothing, OH that outfits cute! What is this?” "Dear Sydney's Shoppe of
beauty, I am an app developer in the area, and noticed that you did not
have an app, I would be more than willing to develop an app to help you
promote your business. Sincerely Jacob Johnson." Always wanting an app
to go with her turn key operation, her interest was peeked. Until this
point, it was just way too expensive. Reading the email once again, she
thought, "For Seventy-five dollars, it's a no brainer." But she was a
little scared of just going off an email, rattling off a return email,
she jumped out of bed and headed quickly to the shower. Throwing off her
over-sized Pink T-shirt, thinking, “I'm going to be so late."

“Ding” My phone beeped notifying me that I had received an email.
Nervously, I swiped to see that the email was from her. "Dear Jacob, I
am extremely interested in your offer. However, I would feel much more
at ease if we were to meet face to face. Please feel free to stop by the
shop sometime this week, and I will be sure to take five minutes, to
work you in my schedule. Hugs Sydney." “YESSS...” My plan may work,
after all, there is no way I can go today, that would make me look too
aggressive. I will just have to wait a day or two, swing by and sell her
my genius idea.

Several days later I swung by the shop, to give my best sales pitch, I
had the hardest time focusing just being in her presence. After dazzling
all the girls in the shop with all the bells and whistles I could add to
the app, it was easy to get Sydney to agree to let me build it. After
two days, I had the app up and running available to download on any
mobile device.

From this point forward anyone that downloaded the app would give me
access to everything on their phone. Calling Sydney; Hey Syd the app is
ready for download... “Great thank you so much, please be sure to email
me the invoice, and I will make sure you are paid” not fifteen seconds
later the first person to download the app was? You guessed it...
Sydney! Within 30 seconds I had full access to her phone.

Chapter Three

Staring in the mirror, I could tell a huge difference in my body.
Between the weight loss and hormones, I was developing a great figure. I
began yoga and light cardio to sculpt a more feminine frame. All my
dedication had rewarded me with beautiful little breast; I was now
sporting a cute little B cup.

One night I carefully broke into her shop and Installed a malware
tracker on her personal notebook. I could now view all her credit card
purchases, and email traffic. Following her online shopping habits, has
enabled me to figure out her favorite lingerie, perfume, makeup, and
hair products. While there I successfully hacked her video feed as well,
which has allowed me to pick up on her personality, body
characteristics, and voice.

Entering this new world allowed me to find out just what kind of person
she really was. Customers thought she was the perfection of a southern
belle, always happy and pleasant. Smiling and complimentary to every one
of them. However, to the girls in the shop, she was nothing more than a
tyrant! She expected a level of professionalism, and she got it.

Any girl that went against her found themselves without a job! Chair-
rent was to be paid on the first of the month, late by the fifth and if
the girls were past due, Sydney would cancel all their appointments. “In
the boutique,” it was no different the girls had to be young, energetic,
and photogenic. Daily social media fashion shows were a must in the
boutique, and if any girl didn’t do their part she was gone! Sydney only
hired girls with a thousand or more social media followers; they had to
live up to the image she wanted to create.

Chapter Four

Sydney sat in the dermatologist chair discussing Botox and fillers,
after sixty total pounds of weight loss, tummy tuck and breast implants
she was now ready to enhance her facial features. “approaching 30, I
will do anything to keep my youthful appearance.” Dr. Bob and she both
decided on two CCs of Juvederm to be placed into her upper and lower lip
enhancing her overall appearance. A few more injections in her laugh
line and forehead made for a perfect youthful look.

In the office, my changes were beginning to draw attention, so I devised
a plan and made an appointment to talk with my boss. Entering his
office, I hoped he would agree to my elaborate plan. Working from home
is the only way I could continue my feminization.

The hormones have done an amazing, under my shirt an ace bandage held my
C cup breast. Everyday keeping my hair pulled up into a man bun, I felt
that I was about to cross the line and would cause serious problems at
work. Beginning to plead my case “Mr. Lansdon, I firmly believe I could
save the company money and be more productive if I worked from home.
Surely cutting the cost of my office and secretary would save us money
on the bottom line, I firmly believe this move will prove to be
beneficial.” Leaning back in his chair... “I have had HR run the numbers
on doing what you are thinking, and data shows that you may be correct.
"To see just how it works, I will let you do a Six-month trial run.”
Beginning the first of the month, we will start the “work from home
study” and see how it works.” Doing my best to hide my excitement, and
not wanting to appear unprofessional I said: “Thank you, sir!”

Things began to move quickly from this point. With an appointment to get
my breast done and liposuction in the next two weeks, I began to
research any surgical procedure that could reduce someone’s height.
After an extensive internet search, I found an experimental surgery
performed by a doctor in Germany. His Web page said his method would cut
the patients femur and remove several vertebrae in the back thus making
he or she any height they desired. Being an experimental surgery, I was
nervous but emailed his office anyway, in no time I received a reply and
began my plans to become four feet eleven inches.

“No turning back now!” Holding a mirror between my legs as tears rolled
down my face I looked at my new man-made vagina. Just six hours earlier
I was asked if I was 100% sure, I wanted to go through with this?
Without hesitation, I said: "Yes, absolutely!" Now another step closer
to being her, my heart was happy. “Sure” it is going to be a long road
of healing, but it "so" worth it!

Chapter Five

The worst thing possible has happened! After successfully working from
home for the past six months, my boss wants to see me in his office! I
am in huge trouble; my perfectly curled blonde hair is now down my back,
I have also had several surgical procedures. There is no way I can hide
this body under by any male clothes. Without a doubt, I was about to
lose my job. Left with no choice, I emailed my boss and made an
appointment.

Waking early the next morning I showered, shaved my legs, and took time
contouring and highlighting my face. Making an extra effort in making my
eyes look dramatic, I added lash extensions to complete my makeup.
Picking out the cutest knee length floral dress, and nude pumps, My
appearance was perfect. Glancing in the mirror, “looking back” was a
beautiful woman! Not the woman I was to become, but closer than I have
ever been. “In for a penny in for a pound.” If Mr. Lansdon wanted to see
me, he was going to get the very best of the new... me.

Well, that didn’t take long! After the initial shock wore off, Mr.
Lansdon politely told me that he felt the company was going in a
different "direction" and let me go. Thankfully I was given a severance
package, it and my 401k would have to tie me over until I could take
over her life.

Chapter Six

“OMG,” I am in pain! “Nurse! Nurse!” I was encased in a full body cast
with my face bandaged. Left with nothing but time after being laid off,
I was taking my next steps to becoming “Sydney's” twin. Body shortening
surgery was first, and while being in the operating theater, I decided
to go ahead with my facial feminization. The doctor warned me that
having so much done at one time could be taxing on the body. "However,"
with nothing left to lose, I was a determined woman!

The bandages come off today, and after being completely immobile for two
weeks, I was more than ready to get on with my life. The doctor began
cutting gauze and casting material off my body. “Young lady, you have
healed very well, it looks like the surgery has been a success.” In the
next couple of days, I want you to work on getting to the bathroom on
your own, and then as your strength improves walk down the hall.”

The first thing I noticed was everything was much taller! Just getting
out of the bed, I could tell my feet hung a good foot from the floor.
Noticing as the nurse helped me out of bed, she was a giant next to me.
“How tall are you?” “Five feet six inches,” smiling she said, “your new
height will take some getting used to."

As we made our way to the bathroom, I sat down to find my feet didn’t
touch the floor there either. Well, I thought “One step closer to
completing my dream.” Looking in the mirror, I could tell my face was
nothing like before. However, with the bruising and swelling it would be
a while before I could tell how close I resembled my "muse." Making my
way back to my bed, I performed a quick internet search to find beauty
school classes back home. If I was to pull this off, I had to learn the
hair and beauty trade as well.

Chapter Seven

Looking at my pictures "Head to toe" I was the spitting image of Sydney
Summers, the bitchy hair stylist, and boutique owner. Half way through
beauty school, my skills were amazing, I had perfected my ability to
recreate modern hair styles and was a wiz at matching a color. Applying
my Sydney sweet... personality, friends came easy, and I was enjoying my
new life.

After a late dinner and gossip session with my new friends, I started my
daily research into what Sydney had been up too? A new video, three
selfies, hundreds of texts-to and from friends, just her regular daily
activity. Looking at her credit card receipts, she had also purchased
several outfits and shoes. Quickly I jumped on the shopping website and
ordered the matching "lot."

“I have to move on to the next step!” It’s time to put my disguise to
the test. Data gathered from every girl that worked in the Shop,
accessed after they downloaded the app... my plan was to make an
appearance in a couple of places where they would be. Cautiously I made
sure to watch Sydney's location as well, I "definitely" didn’t want us
showing up somewhere at the same time.

Several of the younger girls made plans to go to a club Saturday night.
The plan was set, putting a cute outfit on, I headed out. I watched from
my car; you could see they had been drinking before coming downtown.
Hopping out of the car I walked straight towards them. Once we were
within earshot, they saw me, “SYD!” one of the girls screamed! “HEY” I
rushed to kiss each one on the cheek, being so short they towered over
me. They each wore heels and looked perfectly amazing. “What are you
doing down here?" one of the girls asked. “I've been to dinner with an
old friend and was heading back to my car.” Hoping they would not ask a
lot of questions, the tall Brunette said, “We're headed to club 30, you
have to come!” Doing my best at acting like I wasn’t sure, they grabbed
my hands, and I we headed off. Tucking my perfectly styled hair behind
my ear, I smiled. “Perfect! Just perfect!”

Chapter Eight

I kept my pattern the same for the next several months. Randomly showing
up places the girls were. Birthday parties, Weddings, Girls night outs.
I covered the entire circuit, not once did anyone question if I was the
real Sydney. Always careful to never be in the pictures, I sure didn’t
want my secret out before I could put a plan in place to take over.

Could you imagine the conversations had at the shop? Confusing
conversations about fun nights with the girls, meanwhile Sydney saying;
"I wasn’t there?" and the girls saying, "Sure you were!"

My ultimate test came one-morning several weeks later. Following her
daily patterns, I knew every Saturday she would get coffee and go
antiquing with a friend. After her car pulled out, I quickly entered her
house, Quietly I found my way to the bedroom, careful not to wake “our”
husband up. Cautiously getting undresses, I slid the Pajamas on she had
worn the night before. Pulling my hair into a top knot, I climbed into
bed with our sleeping husband.

He spoke softly, “I thought you went out." “I did but, changed my mind,
because I want you!” Rolling over grabbing around my waist, he began to
kiss my ear. Pulling my shirt off, he sucked each breast as my nipples
grew rock hard. I put my hand inside his boxers and began stroking him
ever so softly up and down. Until this point, the only thing that I’ve
used on my vagina, was a few toys and a dilator.

To say a female orgasm is incredible would be like saying the Grand
Canyon is a hole. Wave after wave of intense pleasure came over me as he
fucked me in several positions. Missionary, Doggie Style, Reverse
Cowgirl, the pleasure just didn’t stop. We were both sweating, out of
breath, and spent from our love making. Falling into each other's arms,
“I had just passed the ultimate test.” He rolled over to sleep, as I
quickly eased out bed making sure to return everything as I found it.
Satisfied that I had left no trace, I bounded out the back steps.

Chapter Nine

“I must take over her life, and do it now!” Quickly I am running out of
money and with very little room left on my credit cards I had to speed
things up. Turning ideas over in my head, I logged into her phone
scanning for information of any plans. I discovered that she was making
plans to take several girls, on a cruise as an employee appreciation
gift. Right then I made up my mind what I had to do. With the last bit
of room, on my credit cards, I booked the smallest economy cabin on the
exact ship the girls were to go on.

Packing as a female is a whole lot different than packing as a male.
"Especially when you are as High maintenance, as I have become." Careful
to pack her favorite outfits along with beauty products, I couldn’t
afford to screw up now. Several suitcases and travel bags later I loaded
everything into the car and headed south.

Driving always allowed me time to think, “This was really about to
happen!” Everything I have worked so hard for is about to become a
reality!” What am I losing? “Nothing,” My mother and father had long
since passed away, with no job and no girlfriend, I was about to leave
this lonely life behind, and step into being the woman of my dreams.

Chapter Ten

Leaving my car in the ship terminal parking lot, I left the keys in the
seat there was no sense in worrying about that piece of Junk anymore.
Paying close attention to what I was wearing when boarding the ship, I
wanted to be as incognito as possible. Huge Sun glasses, oversize
hoodie, and a baseball cap; made up my ensemble, just in case, I ran
into the girls. Fortunately, I didn't see anyone I knew as I made my way
quickly to the cabin.

Hanging up all the clothes, and putting my shoes away, I set up the
little desk in my room as surveillance central. Quickly I turned on all
mics, cameras, and GPS to the girl's phones, carefully writing down
plans they had for the trip. Each night they partied, drinking and
dancing with as many guys as possible. Sleeping late every day, they
would skip breakfast, then waste the afternoon away sunbathing on the
top deck. One interesting thing I discovered about Sydney's behavior
was, for the past three nights she would slip out and stand on the top
rail of the ship. She would stand there Staring off into the darkness,
literally for no reason, just a simple reflective stare. Closing my
laptop, I decided “tomorrow night would be the night!” as soon as she
takes her evening stroll, I will be waiting!

Chapter Eleven

Watching her walk around the top deck, now was the perfect time to take
over her life. I quickly removed the scarf covering my hair, which I had
carefully put up in a fishtail braid just like hers. Then I Removed the
bulky, oversized sweater covering the exact size, and style of floral
romper she had on. Checking to make sure my stack of bracelets was all
in place; I approached her!

"Hey Syd," I said in my male voice. She gasped! She had just come face
to face with her exact twin.

She had heard several times that everyone has one or two people that
look exactly like them, but this was different! This imposter had the
"exact" same outfit and even smelled like her. Head to toe, this
doppelganger looked just like her, and she was scared!

I saw the bewilderment on her face, I spoke again in my old voice,
Remember me? “NO!" And why would I? and why do you look exactly like
me!?” "I'm Jacob... Jacob Johnson, the guy that designed the app for the
store." Sadly... there is nothing left of that man, just a carbon copy
of you.

The look of anger and uncertainty was evident on her face. Using my
Sydney's voice, “I have spent everything I have and every waking moment
to become you." “Seriously this is sick!” she yelled.

“No, no mimicking her voice, this is the greatest compliment anyone
could ever give to another person” For a moment she just stared. Every
movement of the head I mirrored her, every eye movement, hand motion I
followed her, it was almost like a game, but after years of practice, I
was a professional. You could see, she had become lost in her thoughts,
so I decided to continue the conversation.

Well, Syd, it seems we have a conundrum, there can’t be two of you
walking around... "So, with that said; I know you won't be OK with me
having your life, so it seems one of us have to go” “What do you mean?”
with fear in her voice. In my best impersonation of her, I said...there
can only be One Sydney Summers.

At that moment, I quickly grabbed her by her arm guiding her to the
rail! The loss of height and weight made me quickly realize that this
was not going to be easy. Grabbing her by her left hand, I had to get
one last piece of her to complete my plan. Doing her best to fight me, I
had to get her wedding set! Those two rings had become the object of my
desire!

I quickly got the wedding band off; putting it in my mouth, not to lose
it. I had to get the engagement ring! That three caret thing of
beauty... was all I wanted. We both fell to the ground; rolling over and
over wrestling for the one thing each of us wanted. I am sure it was a
sight to see, two beautiful women looking exactly alike flopping around
on the ground. However, in the darkness of the night, there was no one
there but the two of us. "FINALLY," the engagement ring slipped off her
hand, and I placed it on my perfectly manicured hand.

"Screaming" she was yelling for help! But with the sound of the wind and
propulsion from the ship, no one was going to come. Quickly I ran
grabbing her by her hair and the hem of her romper. We headed towards
the rail, 13 stories up on one of the biggest cruise ships in the sea,
we both looked over the rail into the darkness. Reaching down I kissed
her. "Enhanced lip to enhanced lip; then whispering in her ear. “Thank
you for your life.”

No one heard a thing. As the real Sydney hit the water, Lost forever!

Smiling, I Looked around searching the deck for any sign of struggle.
“nothing” rushing to the nearest bathroom to collect myself and check my
makeup, I Looked at the beautiful face I had created and spoke, “Hi I’m
Sydney.”

This life is all I have ever wanted, and finally, it was all mine!

Hearing Purple Rain playing in the 80's themed bar. I quickly headed
back to where the real Sydney left her entourage, half an hour ago. The
girls asked, "what took so long? Where have you been?" Faking a touch of
stomach nausea, I grabbed Sydney's signature Vodka and cranberry.
Holding it up to all the girls calling for a toast, saying “Just because
the past didn't turn out as you wanted it to, doesn't mean the future
can't be better than you ever imagined.” "CHEERS."
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== An hero ==
After seething too hard about being exposed as a tranny, Bubba [[an hero|killed himself]]. He was malding over a police car following him on the road, so he decided to walk out of his own car and blow his small brains out with a handgun. He has now joined the 41% of trannies who kill themselves. Bubba's family knew that the town would piss on this creeps grave, so he was cremated. However, the cremation process probably took a long time since he was approximately 300 lbs of [[fat|lard]].

== See Also ==
*{{kf|tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/post-17099498|Kiwi Farms thread on Bubba's deserved downfall}}
*[[Cyber Bullying]]
*[[Twitter]]
*[[Tranny]]
*[[Loser]]
*[[Fat]]

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Regular Show

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<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px; margin: 1em;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, <br /><font size="4">'''HOLY SHIT THEY GO INTO SPACE, POPS HAS AN EVIL TWIN AND PERMA B&S HIMSELF AND HIS BROTHER AND EVERYONE FUCKS EACH OTHER SPAWNING FURRY ABOMINATIONS!!!!1111!</font></div>

'''''Regular Show''''' is a boring-as-fuck [[Nostalgiafag|80's-based]] show for [[furfag]] [[stoners]] which airs on Cartoon Network. The show revolves around the lives of two useless hipster dweebs named "[[Bird|Mordecai]]" and "[[Furry|Rigby]]", who fail at their jobs every day. The vast majority of episodes in ''Regular Show'' are exceptionally ''[[Autistic|irregular]]'', and can be summarised as "two furries fighting over whatever the writers <s>pulled out of their ass that week</s> (implies that the writers could make something worthwhile if they actually used their brain) pulled out of their untalented brain", and sometimes the above with [[FanFiction|shipping]].

What was originally mean't to be a show about a human zoo tended by animals, Cartoon Network spotted the potential original idea and shut it down, as they cannot allow an original idea to broadcast on their channel and, probably, because the original series would have spawned more hardcore furry porn and autism than the entirety of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] franchise. Even though people on the internet are now desensitised to hardcore furry porn as there is so much of it.

''Regular Show'' was developed by James Quintel, an [[artfag]] whose mediocre cartoons are the main source of ''Cartoon Network's'' death, this show has [[TL;DW|eight fucking seasons]] and yet Quintel has never realized how boring-as-fuck and repetitive the entire series has become over time, to the point where no one really gives a shit anymore.

==Plot==
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{{quote|(00:51) @mrbraindead: this is not for kids

(00:51) @mrbraindead: this is the ren and stimpy for kids who are in MENSA}}

'''Regular Show''' somehow manages to have less effort placed unto it's plot than most cartoons which have aired since the mid-2000s, as even though the world gets nearly destroyed in most of the episodes, it's never referenced to again. So it's nice to know that the show's creators possess the same attention-span as [[stoners|its fanbase]].

[[At least 100|99%]] of the show's episodes follow this formula:

'''1.''' The two main characters make a huge fuck-up.

'''2.''' Resort to some bullshit insane restoration technique that almost always causes a huge fucking catastrophe.

'''3.''' Always desperately seeks out Step #2 to avoid getting their lazy asses fired from their dweeb boss.

'''4.''' Repeat Step #1.

The closest thing Regular Show has to offer that resembles a plot is [[pussy-whipped|Mordecai]]'s crush on a slutty waitress named "Margaret", despite it being an obvious [[cumdumpster]] as it appeared to have a new boyfriend in every episode it was in. In recent episodes though, Margaret has revealed to be single and is warming up on Mordecai. Why should I give a fuck and what's with the "it" and not "she" you may ask? Well, you see how Margaret is red? In reality, only ''male'' robins carry red feathers, [[Gay|making Mordecai]]...

==Characters==
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'''Regular Show's''' concept and cast show that they were made by Quintel's art [[college]] years; it's just boring [[furries]] doing boring things.

* '''[[Mary Sue|Mordecai]] and [[ADHD|Rigby]]''': Rigby is an overzealous raccoon who is Mordecai's only friend. Even though the little shit's stupidities are the only thing that keep the episode's plot moving forward, that doesn't change the fact that he's the most annoying character in the show. Mordecai is the boring one. Together they're employed as park groundskeepers, but being an [[artfag|art college graduate]], he even sucks at that. Rigby became a bit more bearable as the show goes on while Mordecai remains a whiny little faggot. Eventually the show trolls its fanbase killing each other over who Mordecai puts his beak into only for him to end up with some random bat girl in the end.

* '''[[serious business|Benson]]''': A bipolar gumball machine who, aside from being a shitty boss for not even being able to handle the two morons, is notable for his [[rage]] fits and penchant for [[V/|ruining any potential fun]] his underlings may be having.

* '''[[Olchai|Pops]]''': A senile [[Pedophile|lollipop man]] whose [[British|Britfag]] accent and 5-year-old mentality earn him the title of being the biggest fag in the show. At some time, he was apparently a somewhat more functional being, until the duo crushed him with a golf cart and gave him brain damage. Becomes [[an hero]] in the finale to kill his twin brother. We're supposed to care about this even though he spent the entirety of the show being nothing but a comic relief character who spouted non-sequiturs.

* '''[[Jackass|Muscle Man]]''': A green hulk-like midget who's [[Powerword|real name]] is [[Jew|Mitch Sorrenstein]]{{Jew}}. [[Some Argue|Arguably]] the ''only thing'' stupider than Rigby, as he [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|considers himself to be superior to everyone]] despite being a dumbass comedy hack that always cracks "[[Fail|My]] mom!" [[Unfunny|jokes]]. His best friend is a ghost with a hand sticking out of its head in high-five position, creatively named Hi-Five Ghost. He uses his ghostly hand to fist Muscle Man in the RV every night.

* '''[[Useless|Hi-Five Ghost]]''': Muscle Man's bisexual [[butt buddy]]. Is by far the most useless of the main characters and barely ever talks, let alone gets involved in the plot. In recent episodes, the creators seem to have remembered that he exists, and have given him a bit of backstory as well as a (human, for some reason) girlfriend, but by this point it's just [[shit nobody cares about]].

* '''[[Ape|Skips]]''': A [[homosexual|bodybuilding]] Yeti who cleans up after Mordecai and Rigby's shit.

* '''[[Whore|Margaret]]''': A [[Trap|Female]] robin that fucks human men and is a [[hipster|coffee shop mistress]]. Her only purpose was to be Mordecai's love interest. Went to college and dumped Mordecai. Came back to make more unnecessary drama.

* '''[[Rule 63|Starla]]''': Muscle Man's fatass of a girlfriend who looks and acts like [[Rule 63|a female version of him]]. She's by far the most hated character in the show, as not even the most hardcore autistic fans of the show like her.

* '''[[Skank|CJ]]''': A cloud or smoke or something, and is a [[hipster|coffee shop mistress]]. Her only purpose is to be Mordecai's love interest after Margaret dumps him.

* '''[[Dork|Eileen]]''': She's to Rigby as Margaret is to Mordecai, but while Margaret has the personality of cardboard box, Eileen has the personality of a Styrofoam crate. While she is supposed to be a mole, she looks like a human more than anything for [[Closet Furry|some strange reason]].

* '''[[Goatse|Thomas]]''': Originally the Meg Griffin of Regular Show, then turned into a James Bond Russian Spy rip-off after the writers forgot he was a character. Furries shat their pants in anger after he left the show.

* '''[[Billy Mitchell|Garrett Bobby Ferguson]]''': A character clearly based on Billy Mitchell, who actually sued Cartoon Network over this character.

* '''Pam''': A clear knock-off of [[Adventure Time|Betty Grof]], except without having experienced ''any'' magic, madness or sadness so is incredibly boring.

* '''Death''': Similar to the [[Family Guy]] character of the same name but a whole lot worse!

==Episodes==
:''See [[Regular Show/Episode Guide]]''

:There's also a [[Anime|special]] called 「[[Anime|Ｂｒｉｌｌｉａｎｔ　Ｃｅｎｔｕｒｙ　Ｄｕｃｋ　Ｃｒｉｓｉｓ　Ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ]]」; otherwise known as "Every mecha anime ever, go yoai yourselves desu".

:They have a movie too. In it Rigby gets rejected from "[[Redundant|College University]]" even though everyone ever gets into that school and it was a record year for how little people applied, so he gets Mordecai kicked out as well.

==Galleries==
{{Collapsegallery|Different Faggots. Same Faggotry.|Cosplay and Bad Fanart Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Regular Show cosplay 3.jpg|Don't mind them, that's just their blowjob-face.
File:Regular Show (Mordecai 63 and Rigby 3).jpeg|Some people really will fap to anything.
File:Regular Show cosplay.jpg|Typical Regular Show fantards.
File:Pops cosplay.jpg
File:Regular Show 5.jpg|That's a tail, you [[Furfag|pervert]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Regular Show (Benson).PNG
File:Regular Show 6.jpg
File:Regular Show.png
File:Benson 4.png|How [[you]] see your boss.
File:Benson 1.JPG
File:Benson 3.jpg
File:Benson 2.jpg|Words cannot describe the stupidity of these couples.
File:Regular Show shipping.png
File:Lemongrab and Rigby shipping.png
File:Regular Show 8.png
File:Regular Show shipping 3.png|Give the fans some credit. They just ''had'' to work hard to make couples this stupid.
File:Regular Show 34 3.png
File:Regular Show Coprophagia.jpg
File:Regular Show 34 2.jpg
File:Regular Show 34 4.jpg
File:Suck my Mordecock.gif|[[Fail|Jehovah's Witnesses]]
File:WhoTheFuckInTheirRightMind.png|Well, you have to hand it to these people, at least they try to make [[Science|biologically-correct]] porn.
File:Regular_Show_relationship_scam_Ad.png
File:From the desk of J G Quintel.jpg
File:Adventure Time 34 1.png
File:Mordecai.jpg
File:Regular Show Death.png
File:Regular show Porn.jpg
File:Mordecai masturbating.gif
File:Regular Show elbow strike.gif
File:Mordecai flasher.jpg
File:Regular Show Everything is better with a bag of weed.jpg
File:Regular Show Pops.gif
File:Regular Show High Score.JPG
File:Regular Show High Score reuploaded.JPG
File:Regular Show cosplay 2.jpg
</gallery>}}<br>

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==See Also==
* [[Furfag]]
* ''[[Adventure Time]]''
* [[deviantART]]
* [[Drugs]]
* [[FurAffinity]]
* [[Hipsters]]
* [[Tumblr]]

==External Links==
* <s>{{ytlink|4U44qN3n0pk|A Regular Show fanboy's generic butthurt response to this article}}</s> BALEETED!

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Regular Show

2024-06-13T14:38:38Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Regular Show''}}
[[File:RegularShowTitle.jpg|thumb|300px|right]]

<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px; margin: 1em;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, <br /><font size="4">'''HOLY SHIT THEY GO INTO SPACE, POPS HAS AN EVIL TWIN AND PERMA B&S HIMSELF AND HIS BROTHER AND EVERYONE FUCKS EACH OTHER SPAWNING FURRY ABOMINATIONS!!!!1111!</font></div>

'''''Regular Show''''' is a boring-as-fuck [[Nostalgiafag|80's-based]] show for [[furfag]] [[stoners]] which airs on Cartoon Network. The show revolves around the lives of two useless hipster dweebs named "[[Bird|Mordecai]]" and "[[Furry|Rigby]]", who fail at their jobs every day. The vast majority of episodes in ''Regular Show'' are exceptionally ''[[Autistic|irregular]]'', and can be summarised as "two furries fighting over whatever the writers <s>pulled out of their ass that week</s> (implies that the writers could make something worthwhile if they actually used their brain) pulled out of their untalented brain", and sometimes the above with [[FanFiction|shipping]].

What was originally mean't to be a show about a human zoo tended by animals, Cartoon Network spotted the potential original idea and shut it down, as they cannot allow an original idea to broadcast on their channel and, probably, because the original series would have spawned more hardcore furry porn and autism than the entirety of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] franchise. Even though people on the internet are now desensitised to hardcore furry porn as there is so much of it.

''Regular Show'' was developed by James Quintel, an [[artfag]] whose mediocre cartoons are the main source of ''Cartoon Network's'' death, this show has [[TL;DW|eight fucking seasons]] and yet Quintel has never realized how boring-as-fuck and repetitive the entire series has become over time, to the point where no one really gives a shit anymore.

==Plot==
[[File:Death grips regular show.png|thumb|250px|right]]

{{quote|(00:51) @mrbraindead: this is not for kids

(00:51) @mrbraindead: this is the ren and stimpy for kids who are in MENSA}}

'''Regular Show''' somehow manages to have less effort placed unto it's plot than most cartoons which have aired since the mid-2000s, as even though the world gets nearly destroyed in most of the episodes, it's never referenced to again. So it's nice to know that the show's creators possess the same attention-span as [[stoners|its fanbase]].

[[At least 100|99%]] of the show's episodes follow this formula:

'''1.''' The two main characters make a huge fuck-up.

'''2.''' Resort to some bullshit insane restoration technique that almost always causes a huge fucking catastrophe.

'''3.''' Always desperately seeks out Step #2 to avoid getting their lazy asses fired from their dweeb boss.

'''4.''' Repeat Step #1.

The closest thing Regular Show has to offer that resembles a plot is [[pussy-whipped|Mordecai]]'s crush on a slutty waitress named "Margaret", despite it being an obvious [[cumdumpster]] as it appeared to have a new boyfriend in every episode it was in. In recent episodes though, Margaret has revealed to be single and is warming up on Mordecai. Why should I give a fuck and what's with the "it" and not "she" you may ask? Well, you see how Margaret is red? In reality, only ''male'' robins carry red feathers, [[Gay|making Mordecai]]...

==Characters==
[[File:Regular Show Characters.PNG|thumb|250px|right]]

'''Regular Show's''' concept and cast show that they were made by Quintel's art [[college]] years; it's just boring [[furries]] doing boring things.

* '''[[Mary Sue|Mordecai]] and [[ADHD|Rigby]]''': Rigby is an overzealous raccoon who is Mordecai's only friend. Even though the little shit's stupidities are the only thing that keep the episode's plot moving forward, that doesn't change the fact that he's the most annoying character in the show. Mordecai is the boring one. Together they're employed as park groundskeepers, but being an [[artfag|art college graduate]], he even sucks at that. Rigby became a bit more bearable as the show goes on while Mordecai remains a whiny little faggot. Eventually the show trolls its fanbase killing each other over who Mordecai puts his beak into only for him to end up with some random bat girl in the end.

* '''[[serious business|Benson]]''': A bipolar gumball machine who, aside from being a shitty boss for not even being able to handle the two morons, is notable for his [[rage]] fits and penchant for [[V/|ruining any potential fun]] his underlings may be having.

* '''[[Olchai|Pops]]''': A senile [[Pedophile|lollipop man]] whose [[British|Britfag]] accent and 5-year-old mentality earn him the title of being the biggest fag in the show. At some time, he was apparently a somewhat more functional being, until the duo crushed him with a golf cart and gave him brain damage. Becomes [[an hero]] in the finale to kill his twin brother. We're supposed to care about this even though he spent the entirety of the show being nothing but a comic relief character who spouted non-sequiturs.

* '''[[Jackass|Muscle Man]]''': A green hulk-like midget who's [[Powerword|real name]] is [[Jew|Mitch Sorrenstein]]{{Jew}}. [[Some Argue|Arguably]] the ''only thing'' stupider than Rigby, as he [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|considers himself to be superior to everyone]] despite being a dumbass comedy hack that always cracks "[[Fail|My]] mom!" [[Unfunny|jokes]]. His best friend is a ghost with a hand sticking out of its head in high-five position, creatively named Hi-Five Ghost. He uses his ghostly hand to fist Muscle Man in the RV every night.

* '''[[Useless|Hi-Five Ghost]]''': Muscle Man's bisexual [[butt buddy]]. Is by far the most useless of the main characters and barely ever talks, let alone gets involved in the plot. In recent episodes, the creators seem to have remembered that he exists, and have given him a bit of backstory as well as a (human, for some reason) girlfriend, but by this point it's just [[shit nobody cares about]].

* '''[[Ape|Skips]]''': A [[homosexual|bodybuilding]] Yeti who cleans up after Mordecai and Rigby's shit.

* '''[[Whore|Margaret]]''': A [[Trap|Female]] robin that fucks human men and is a [[hipster|coffee shop mistress]]. Her only purpose was to be Mordecai's love interest. Went to college and dumped Mordecai. Came back to make more unnecessary drama.

* '''[[Rule 63|Starla]]''': Muscle Man's fatass of a girlfriend who looks and acts like [[Rule 63|a female version of him]]. She's by far the most hated character in the show, as not even the most hardcore autistic fans of the show like her.

* '''[[Skank|CJ]]''': A cloud or smoke or something, and is a [[hipster|coffee shop mistress]]. Her only purpose is to be Mordecai's love interest after Margaret dumps him.

* '''[[Dork|Eileen]]''': She's to Rigby as Margaret is to Mordecai, but while Margaret has the personality of cardboard box, Eileen has the personality of a Styrofoam crate. While she is supposed to be a mole, she looks like a human more than anything for [[Closet Furry|some strange reason]].

* '''[[Goatse|Thomas]]''': Originally the Meg Griffin of Regular Show, then turned into a James Bond Russian Spy rip-off after the writers forgot he was a character. Furries shat their pants in anger after he left the show.

* '''[[Billy Mitchell|Garrett Bobby Ferguson]]''': A character clearly based on Billy Mitchell, who actually sued Cartoon Network over this character.

* '''Pam''': A clear knock-off of [[Adventure Time|Betty Grof]], except without having experienced ''any'' magic, madness or sadness so is incredibly boring.

* '''Death''': Similar to the [[Family Guy]] character of the same name but a whole lot worse!

==Episodes==
:''See [[Regular Show/Episode Guide]]''

:There's also a [[Anime|special]] called 「[[Anime|Ｂｒｉｌｌｉａｎｔ　Ｃｅｎｔｕｒｙ　Ｄｕｃｋ　Ｃｒｉｓｉｓ　Ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ]]」; otherwise known as "Every mecha anime ever, go yoai yourselves desu".

:They have a movie too. In it Rigby gets rejected from "[[Redundant|College University]]" even though everyone ever gets into that school and it was a record year for how little people applied, so he gets Mordecai kicked out as well.

==Galleries==
{{Collapsegallery|Different Faggots. Same Faggotry.|Cosplay and Bad Fanart Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Regular Show cosplay 3.jpg|Don't mind them, that's just their blowjob-face.
File:Regular Show (Mordecai 63 and Rigby 3).jpeg|Some people really will fap to anything.
File:Regular Show cosplay.jpg|Typical Regular Show fantards.
File:Pops cosplay.jpg
File:Regular Show 5.jpg|That's a tail, you [[Furfag|pervert]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Regular Show (Benson).PNG
File:Regular Show 6.jpg
File:Regular Show.png
File:Benson 4.png|How [[you]] see your boss.
File:Benson 1.JPG
File:Benson 3.jpg
File:Benson 2.jpg|Words cannot describe the stupidity of these couples.
File:Regular Show shipping.png
File:Lemongrab and Rigby shipping.png
File:Regular Show 8.png
File:Regular Show shipping 3.png|Give the fans some credit. They just ''had'' to work hard to make couples this stupid.
File:Regular Show 34 3.png
File:Regular Show Coprophagia.jpg
File:Regular Show 34 2.jpg
File:Regular Show 34 4.jpg
File:Suck my Mordecock.gif|[[Fail|Jehovah's Witnesses]]
File:WhoTheFuckInTheirRightMind.png|Well, you have to hand it to these people, at least they try to make [[Science|biologically-correct]] porn.
File:Regular_Show_relationship_scam_Ad.png
File:From the desk of J G Quintel.jpg
File:Adventure Time 34 1.png
File:Mordecai.jpg
File:Regular Show Death.png
File:Regular show Porn.jpg
File:Mordecai masturbating.gif
File:Regular Show elbow strike.gif
File:Mordecai flasher.jpg
File:Regular Show Everything is better with a bag of weed.jpg
File:Regular Show Pops.gif
File:Regular Show High Score.JPG
File:Regular Show High Score reuploaded.JPG
File:Regular Show cosplay 2.jpg
</gallery>}}<br>

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==See Also==
* [[Furfag]]
* ''[[Adventure Time]]''
* [[deviantART]]
* [[Drugs]]
* [[FurAffinity]]
* [[Hipsters]]
* [[Tumblr]]

==External Links==
* <s>{{ytlink|4U44qN3n0pk|A Regular Show fanboy's generic butthurt response to this article}}</s> BALEETED!

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{{Cartoons}}
{{indie}}
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2024-06-13T14:27:39Z

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Please submit articles for AOTN that are ''current'' and ''relevant''. Nobody cares about shit that happened 13 years ago.

== [[JaSonic]] ==

Suggesting this article as i have made a lot of recent edits and we are currently conducting a few covert trolling operations on this degenerate yiffer, one of which has already taken place, others are free to join in the fun too as i have put up a lot more info about him on the article which pretty much makes it open season on his ass. --[[User:Moshe Finkberg|Moshe Finkberg]] ([[User talk:Moshe Finkberg|talk]]) 03:38, 2 April 2022 (EDT)

== [[JellyBean]] ==

I think this article should be on Article of the Now. They're an annoying Mexican redneck bastard who was born in America but their first language was fucking [[Spain|Spanish]]!
Do it soon please and get them on the now!
JUST FEATURE THEM!
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 20:34, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] or [[Vivienne Medrano]] ==
Vizieshit made it a TV series for fame and money. Now it's paid. Fuck her. And she can't take criticism. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 20:51, 14 January 2024 (EST)

== Justin Bieber ==

I mean just look at that shit:

[[File:1654962725884.jpg|thumb|none]]

[[User:Quex01|Quex01]] ([[User talk:Quex01|talk]]) 07:27, 13 June 2022 (EDT)

==[[Amanda Todd]]==
Seeing the dead hoe nearly got ED Baleeted, it seems fitting to have her as AOTN.
--[[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 05:02, 24 June 2022 (EDT)

== Final Fantasy XIV ==

[[File:Rain nc billboard.jpg|500px]]

This image of an actual fucking billboard for an online ERP community created some drama that would make it absolutely perfect for Article of the Now status.

[[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 13:41, 6 July 2022 (EDT)

== [[TV Tropes]] ==

They call everything a [[Moralfag|'morality trope']], ruin their "jerk" tropes, [[Suicide|and keep on ruining themselves.]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:12, 31 July 2022 (EDT)

== [[Alex Jones]]==

[[File:Koolaid_Jones.png]]
[[User:Ohgoofy|Ohgoofy]] ([[User talk:Ohgoofy|talk]]) 19:49, 8 August 2022 (EDT)

== [[keffals]] ==

I'm lazy and its easy views. Don't fuck with it. September is wide open. and whoever set the vegas shooter a month before the anniversay you kinda fucked that up for us all

--[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 20:16, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== [[Grand Theft Auto]] ==

Game footage was leaked from a group of hackers.
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 00:08, 20 September, 2022 (EDT)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] ==

First it was made by no other thab that [[Stupid|stupid]] [[Spics|Salvadoran]] [[Redneck|redneck]], [[Vivienne Medrano]], and second of all, this shit is ruining itself even more by becoming a TV series on a channel run by a poorly received and badly executed studio, A24.
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 16:14, 1 November 2022 (EDT)

== [[soyjak.party]] ==

/qa/ was locked a year ago and the 'party is rapidly growing. [[User:Lawiki1534|Lawiki1534]] ([[User talk:Lawiki1534|talk]]) 00:25, 3 November 2022 (EDT)

== [[icze4r]] ==

I just updated the article with his real info. Please AOTN it as an early birthday gift for my beloved husband Icze4r. Thank u <3 [[User:Rachel Rogers|Rachel Rogers]] ([[User talk:Rachel Rogers|talk]]) 15:33, 16 November 2022 (EST)

== Dilbert ==

No need to explain. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:27, 27 February 2023 (EST)

== [[Mar9122]] ==

Sorry I came up with so much [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 11:52, 5 March 2023 (EST)

== [[Tennessee]] ==

Need we explain why? [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:02, 28 March 2023 (EDT)
:why <span style="font-size:16px;background:#000;font-family:Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:bold;font-stretch:condensed">[[User:MarioMario456|<span style="color:#fff">MarioMario456</span>]]</span> <sup>([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]])</sup> 17:23, 28 March 2023 (EDT)
I tell y'all [[Nigger|niggas]] why. The [[Audrey Hale]] incident.
Though I see she's going to be featured. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 01:16, 30 March 2023 (EDT)

== [[Asperger's Syndrome]] ==

Because the shitty Sperg month [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:51, 2 April 2023 (EDT)

== [[iDubbbzTV]] ==

Yeah, the drama going on! I am heavily editing the article. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:41, 23 May 2023 (EDT)

== [[Louis C.K.]] ==

Some guy on twitter managed to get [https://twitter.com/NotlouisCk verified with a fake Louis CK account] and [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxNtPiiacAEGek3?format=jpg&name=large fooled Elon Musk LMAO]

[[User:Dthegreat|"I smoke weed with a feminist chick one time and put crack in her blunt and then she bacame a crackhead afterwards . Dats how you get rid of feminist" - SpaceGhostPurrp, 2018]] ([[User talk:Dthegreat|talk]]) 14:22, 28 May 2023 (EDT)

== [[Homosexuality]] ==

So [[Liar|I'm proud of them!]] I fucking hate them! No positive limelight! [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:35, 3 June 2023 (EDT)

== [[OceanGate]] ==
[[File:OceanGate-harry_fletcher_vile_submarine_memes.png|right|450px|Harry Fletcher is a humorless pussy.]][[OceanGate]] should be the AOTN, at least once I'm done ironing it out and it's ready for showtime. Why? Because:
* it's super relevant right now and making it AOTN will increase synergy and maintain high traffic to the site from people who want to know Encyclopedia Dramatica's handle on the situation (or at least because we're a repository of all the "vile" memes about it); and/or,
* you're not a faggot
Preferably both. — [[User:Fleacollerindustry2|Fleacollerindustry2]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry2|talk]]) 12:15, 22 June 2023 (EDT)

== Hunter Avallone ==

[[Hunter Avallone]] is a youtuber known for his corruption arc from an anti-sjw into a libtard. This spiral into career failure is rife with betrayals, grifting, fedora-tipping atheism, and butthurt on his part. There's fresh drama of him literally becoming the cuck he accused his red-pill/right wing opponents of being. After all the shit he's pulled and the times he tried to use his then-existing family as a political bludgeon, there's nobody who deserves to get laughed at more. [[User:BasedBlackMan|BasedBlackMan]] ([[User talk:BasedBlackMan|talk]]) 18:36, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== [[IShowSpeed]] ==
IShowSpeed is a youtuber known for getting caught up in the controversies and dramas throughout his career. This controversy/drama he managed to show his [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] on STREAM to thousands of audiences watching his stream. Whole twitter, social media, and other shit began to report and roast his dumbassery for his disgusting unwashed [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] shown to the world [[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 21:53, 16 August 2023 (EDT)

== [[TomSka]] ==

Yeah. Fuck that Britfag! He makes the unfunniest videos, ones that are clearly the British counterpart of [[Hazbin Hotel|Brandon Rogers]]'s already [[Unfunny|unlulzy humor]]. Plus he's probably [[Homosexuality|gay]]. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:51, 17 August 2023 (EDT)

== Donald Trump ==

Tried formatting for a new article and it wouldn't fucking work. Yes, I do have privs for that.

Today is the day Trump surrendered, they even took a mugshot ([[Media:Donald Trump mugshot.jpg]]). I was going to use [[Donald Drumpf]] since that article is against Trump and it seems more fitting for his arrest than [[The Donald]].

''If anyone unretarded can set the article it would be great.''

The image should be the mugshot one I linked, and the double bracket quote thing as "I SURRENDER!!" or something similar.

[[File:Pedobear head outline.png|33px]]<big>[[User:4ourty|<span style="color:orange">'''4ourtyskin'''</span>]]</big> 11:04, 25 August 2023 (EDT)

:Are you sure you put all the vertical lines in, especially the one between the pic and the article because that will mess up an article. Also make sure that the pic is just file name (dot) whatever format it is. That also ruins an article real fast if you copy and paste and leave file in.

:[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:58, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

::Yeah I tried all that, I even checked the previous AoTN sources. Still no success. DAMN YOU WIKI FORMATTING.
::[[File:Pedobear head outline.png|33px]]<big>[[User:4ourty|<span style="color:orange">'''4ourtyskin'''</span>]]</big> 10:21, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

:::It's dangerous to go alone! Take [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:A User's Guide to Article Building|this]] with you! --[[User:Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 16:36, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

Got it up! It's set on the 27th though, because I couldn't edit the other days below that - only above. It tells me that it is protected because of "cascading" protections with ''Main Page'' and some of the others say with ''Main Page/tomorrow''.

Also, if i've done something incorrect with the AOTN, please tell me. thx [[File:Pedobear head outline.png|33px]]<big>[[User:4ourty|<span style="color:orange">'''4ourtyskin'''</span>]]</big> 19:52, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

== [[Roblox]] ==

It's time. An impersonator of Vinndiction named Vinndict was ended up getting RDC cancelled by him (impersonating a girl) threatening to shoot people there, so we need to put this article up. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 08:05, 12 September 2023 (EDT)

==[[Turkey]]==

[https://www.reuters.com/world/turkey-says-eu-is-unjust-biased-membership-bid-2023-11-09/| Turkey can't into EU] [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 01:22, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== [[Dream]] ==

[https://twitter.com/DreamEv33233/status/1736995857822626237 this] [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:13, 20 November 2023 (EST)

== [[Shane Dawson]] ==

He's actually a pedophile. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 14:19, 11 December 2023 (EST)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] ==

Now is the time. Because of it coming out next month. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:19, 13 December 2023 (EST)

== [[Angry Birds]] ==

Apparently the official fucktard account on [[TikTok]] made some shitty [[Secks|Smash or Pass]] videos, when [[Pedophilia|it's a kids' franchise]]. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:47, 18 December 2023 (EST)

== [[Dream]] ==

He's a toxic man, and we gotta feature this [[faggot]]. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 12:08, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== [[JellyBean]] ==

This sicko always pissed me off. They're a pan weirdo. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 13:12, 2 January 2024 (EST)

== [[Billy Mitchell]] ==

Considering that his lawsuit against Twin Galaxies has now just recently ended (at the time of writing this), and that he still thinks he "won" as his scores were reinstated (though only on a Wayback Machine-like list on Twin Galaxies). Now is the time IMO. [[User:YourSay|YourSay]] ([[User talk:YourSay|talk]]) 13:02, 17 January 2024 (EST)
:Considering featuring this article, but I'll have to find some new images (the old images didn't survive ED 2.0's death in August 2019). [[User:MarioMario456|<span style="font-size:16px;background:#000;color:#fff;font-family:Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:bold;font-stretch:condensed">MarioMario456</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]])</sup> 14:20, 17 January 2024 (EST)

== [[Verbalase]] ==

Take a guess why.--[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:16, 18 January 2024 (EST)
:The Hazbin Hotel self-insert porn, of course. [[User:MarioMario456|<span style="font-size:16px;background:#000;color:#fff;font-family:Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:bold;font-stretch:condensed">MarioMario456</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]])</sup> 08:57, 18 January 2024 (EST)

== Mamamax ==

He is becoming more and more of a lolcow with each day, and has been a lulzy source of JewTube drama lately, with him getting into pissy fights with other e-celebs, threatening to sue anyone that makes fun of him, and keeping up the LARP of an edgy online vigilante. <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:16px"><samp>[[User:C0mp|<span style="color:#fff">C:\c0mp</span>]]<span style="color:#fff">\</span>[[User talk:C0mp|<span style="color:#fff">talk.exe</span>]]</samp></span> 01:53, 19 January 2024 (EST)

== No doubts. ==

[[Nigger]] needs to be on here. —[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 17:43, 2 February 2024 (EST)

== [[nigger]] ==

BHM after all. -[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 08:25, 7 February 2024 (EST)

== [[Aaron Bushnell]] ==

[[File:Self-immolation of Aaron Bushnell.jpg|thumb|Screenshot from livestream]]
This is a U.S. serviceman in the airforce who 3 days ago livestreamed himself committing suicide outside of the Israeli embassy in Washington whilst shouting “Free Palestine” in protest of the current Israel-Hamas war, it is sparking alot of lulz currently and is a fairly prominent news event at the moment. I think it should be AOTN. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 16:43, 28 February 2024 (EST)

== [[StoneToss]] ==

What can we say about a half-Jew half-Puerto Rican artist who got doxxed? —[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 14:23, 13 March 2024 (EDT)

== [[Roblox]] ==

Considering all the drama going on Roblox, the platform deserves to have its article featured on here. —[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 11:36, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== [[Transgender]] ==

Trans day.—[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 12:09, 31 March 2024 (EDT)

== [[Battle for Dream Island]] ==

Yeah. Despite how that little [[Nigger|niglet]] that got Taylor Grodin from [[Inanimate Insanity]]'s former cast fired, the niglet said transphobic shit and got fired himself from BFDI's cast.—[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 10:30, 2 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Hazbin Hotel]] ==

Remember the creator gave her show to a fucking Zionist SJW company.--[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 21:29, 7 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Family Guy]] ==

For May 7 and 8. Just because. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 12:17, 2 May 2024 (EDT)

== [[Regular Show]] ==

Per [https://redd.it/1de7nuj this]. No idea why this show just can't stay dead. Oh well. [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 14:27, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

Gravity Falls

2024-06-12T21:49:12Z

Encyclopedia Dramatіca:

{{spoiler|Grunkle Stan has a twin brother who is the author of the journals. Bill Cipher is defeated when he mistakenly enters Stanley's mind instead of Stanford's. Stanley's mind is erased but he regains his memories after looking at Dipper and Mabel's fucking scrapbook.<br><br>And this show is dead forever!!!1}}
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'''''Gravity Falls''''' is an [[American]] [[cartoon|animated]] [[comedy]] [[creepypasta|horror]] television series created by Alex Hirsch{{Jew}}. It features two [[incest|twins]]: a boy named Dipper who [[shit no one cares about|nobody gives half a shit about]], and a generic girl named Mabel who is obsessed with [[vampires]], [[pigs]], [[homosexual|glitter]], and other girly necessities. [[The Legend of Korra|Like]] [[Steven Universe|any]] [[My Little Pony|other]] [[Adventure Time and Regular Show|cartoon]] [[The Loud House|created]] in the last decade, it generated a huge [[fantard]] following consisting of 13-year-old boys, [[tumblr]] 16-year-olds and /[[co]]/'s usual base of [[sick fucks]] and/or [[manchildren]], usually finding Mabel as [[Pedo Baiting|jacking off material]].

[[File:Gravity gang.png|600px|right]]
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==Plot==
[[File:Gravity falls wendy squeeze.gif|thumb|250px|right|A typical episode.]]
Dipper and his twin sister, Mabel, are sent to the town of [[Portland|Gravity Falls]] to visit their great uncle Stan who forces them into doing [[slavery|child labor]] because he's too busy creating schemes to [[Jew|rip people off]] (the perfect summer). There, Dipper finds a book describing many of the town's secrets. After that, the series presents [[no|genius plot twists]], such as rainbow-barfing gnomes, [[spics|Mexican mermaids]] and [[W|retarded Presidents]], and Dipper using the book's knowledge to impress Wendy, an employee of his great-uncle's workplace, who, despite being a blatant town bicycle, is not so dumb as to fall into such obvious [[pedobaiting]].

Then, after over 9,000 episodes fighting against monsters and trying to make Dipper get into Wendy's pants, the Pines family lose the ownership of Stan's shack to their archnemesis, a fat kid named Gideon who is horswipped by the citizens of Gravity Falls like he was the second coming of Jesus. It is revealed that Gideon has a similar book to Dipper's, and he has been looking for other ones as they hold a mysterious source of great power. After Gideon finds out that Dipper has one of the books, an ultimate fight begins between him and the twins which involves [[Transformers|a giant robot]] and a [[Crazy Bus|bus chase]], which ends with Gideon been exposed as a fraud and a criminal to the whole town, making him get arrested more of pure butthurt of the town community after learning their idol conned them the entire time rather than the fact that he attempted to kill two children.

[[File:Mabel pig fun.jpeg|350px|thumb|left|Soos says: A pig’s penis is corkscrew shaped. really. You can look it up, dude.]]

The first season of this show then ends with the revelation that Stan is also interested in the mysterious books, as he snatched Dipper and Gideon's books and took them to a hideout below the shack, where a [[goatse|strange gate]] resides. Stan uses the books to activate the gate, and the episode ends much to the uproar and shock of the audience. We then find out that Stan has a long lost twin and then some shit about Bill Cipher who totally destroys the world and makes it look like Mad Max!

==Characters==
* '''[[ADHD|Mabel Pines]]''': Dipper's sister. Mabel lives in a world of preteen novels (most are about vampires), funding her hopes of finding her one true love - which tend to land her in situations which require her brother's help, because if there's one thing that [[Twilight|vampire novels]] teach, it's how to be an [[cuck|independent]] [[SJW|woman]]. Since she's so 'quirky', everyone loves her.

* '''[[Aspergers|Dipper Pines]]''': Since Alex based Mabel off his own sister, this naturally means that Dipper is his [[Mary Sue]]. You know the drill, if one of the twins is a full-o-[[drugs|happy pills]] girl, the other one has to be a paranoid, skeptic baby dick. Gets the chance to fuck his crush Wendy in Bill Cipher's [[LSD|Weirdmaghedon]] world but would [[Incest|rather save his sister]] than feed Wendy his [[Cock|cock]].

* '''[[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Bill Cipher]]''': [[Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier|Kids these days, love demons.]] A [[Batshit Insane|batshit insane]] triangle who is an [[Mary Sue|all powerful dream demon who knows everything]]. Internet fucktards and real world idiots like Kanye West use this as absolute proof that Disney is owned by the [[Illuminati]] and using their programs to send out secret messages to its members. Wants to take the [[LiveJournal|journals]] and bring forth the <s>apocalypse</s> [[apocalypse|Weirdmaggeddon]] for [[I did it for the lulz|massive lulz]]. Got pwned by Stan in the last episode [[Fail|after being tricked into his mind.]]

* '''[[Ginger|Wendy Corduroy]]''': Besides the ''oh so'' necessary crush that Dipper has on her, Wendy provides [[16-year-old girl|15-year-old girl]] tits and ass to cover up the fact that the fans only care for Mabel's [[12 year old girl|12-year-old girl]] [[boobs|tits]] and [[booty|ass]]. Probably the biggest lesbian in a kids' cartoon since Buttercup from ''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]''. Rather clever that she is named after a material no-one would voluntarily wear and that she remains [[virgin|untouched]] through the show.

* '''[[Jew|Grunkle Stan]]''': Dipper and Mabel's great uncle. A creepy old fuck with a creepy old shit museum that houses many of the series' plot devices. He is wanted by the feds because cliche demands that in the case of twins one must be evil so before he opened the museum Grunkle Stan was robbing old ladies out of their life savings and running ponzi schemes. Some people actually think this character is sexy somehow.

* '''[[Rick and Morty|Great Uncle Ford]]''': Grunkle Stan's brother. A freak with six fingers on each hand who Bill tricked into building a portal to his world so he could begin [[Apocalypse|Weirdmaggeddon]]. Voiced by that same guy who played the white power Nazi rapist in the prison show ''Oz''. A lot of kids jack off to the image of this old fuck and also ship him with his brother.

* '''[[Retard|Soos]]''': If [[SpongeBob Squarepants|Patrick Star]] were a human, he'd still be a more dignified character than Soos. At least Patrick's most notable characteristic isn't believing that the mailman is a werewolf. Really shines when it comes to his stupidity when he is granted one wish, anything like becoming a god, power, women, every single piece of Jew gold on the planet and he, like most users of the Internet, [[fat|thinks only of his stomach]] and wishes for a never ending slice of pizza.

* '''[[Girlvinyl|Gideon]]''': Your typical American obese kid who turns out to be [[cult|Gravity Falls's beloved savior]] and the sworn enemy of Stan and Dipper, as well as another creepy fuck that wants to take Mabel for his wife. He has a book similar Dipper's, and tries to use it to make the Pines' existence miserable as much as he can.

* '''[[Goth|Robbie]]''': An asshole douchebag who, like Dipper, loves Wendy - and of course, since he also loves Wendy, he has to be a complete asshole to Dipper. A shitty [[emo]] who thinks he's better than everyone and even claims that he's the bigest emo to ever emo with a razor blade and a Cure album because his parents own a funeral parlor where he had his first sexual experience when both the prom queen and king died.

* '''[[Whore|Pacifica Northwest]]''': '''OMG LOL ROTFLMAO''' You don't get it. [[Sarcasm|It's so clever]]. They live in the North West Pacific region of the United States and her name is Pacifica Northwest. [[Meh|Genius]] Mabel's rival who is more popular than her and is also one year older. She has perkier breasts and her [[pussy|clam]] would have a beard if she wasn't getting it waxed at the behest of her father. Loves to cock tease Dipper and like the [[bitch]] in all animated stories, she wants the main male character of the show (Dipper) to fuck her dizzy and leave a number of dried up maps of Pacific Island chains on her back and stomach but Dipper is too blind/dumb to see it even when Pacifica goes for broke by shoving her hands down his pants, saying her hands are cold when a thermometer behind them is showing that it's 110° Fahrenheit outside.

* '''[[Azn|Candy Chiu]]''': You half expect a rim shot after this name. The obligatory Asian girl in every cartoon now a days. She's supposed to be [[China|Chinese]] but her name doesn't sound like someone dropped a wok down a flight of stairs. She is one of Mabel's friends and fans like shipping her with Dipper because she had a short lived crush on him and because hating Pacifica has become so popular because fangirls see Pacifica as that mean girl in school they hate and Candy as being someone who represents them.

* '''[[Tranny|Grenda Grendinator]]''': Mabel's transexual friend that is an obvious boy but because of being trolled on the Internet and [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|T.I.T.S]] he thinks that he's a girl now. Represents the average male fan of the show.

==''Rick and Morty''==

Because the creators of both ''Gravity Falls'' and ''[[Rick and Morty]]'' are friends and reference each other in their works, fans think there is some big connection between the two and are expecting a crossover episode. For instance:

* In one episode of ''Gravity Falls'' Stan loses a mug with a question mark on it, a notepad and a pen in a portal and in ''Rick and Morty'' when Rick opens a portal, these exact items come out. <br>
* In ''Rick and Morty'' when Beth and Jerry go to counseling an image of Bill Cipher can be seen on a computer monitor.
* When Morty takes Summer to the area where all the universe's Rick and Mortys hide, a Morty can be seen wearing Dipper's hat and another can be seen wearing Mabel's sweater.<br>
* In the ''Gravity Falls'' official version of Journal 3, if you translate a code on one of the pages it will read, ''"Rick Was Here."''

So far the creators of both haven't claimed anything of importance or connection between the shows. It is probably being done between the two for fun or a way to [[troll]] their fans. Unfortunately, since both fanbases consists of the same [[fat|overweight]] fanboys with way too much time on their hands that never tire of creating [[Conspiracy Theory|conspiracy theories]] to connect both shows than look inside and ask themselves why they are afraid to go [[outside]] and talk to a [[girl]] there is way too much info to be found about this on the Internet.

==Episode guide==

''[[Gravity Falls/Episode Guide]]''

==Fandom==
[[File:Typical GF fanfiction.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Your average ''Gravity Falls'' fanfiction.]]
[[File:A_typical_Gravity_Falls_fan.png|200px|right|thumb|TL;DR - Retarded accidentally shows porn of this show to his underage cousin and [[pwned|gets party vanned by his own family]]. ]]

As was already explained in the introduction, ''Gravity Falls'' is getting notorious for gathering pretty much [[faggot|the usual kind]] that infects any fandom of any animated series that was created recently and got insanely popular, which, in other words, are:

*Retards who do nothing but spam [[unfunny]] memes and gifs related with this show all over the [[Internets]]
*Sexual deviants who very likely suffer of mommy/daddy issues given how much they waste their time [[fapping]] to characters in a [[cartoon]] aimed at [[children]]
*[[shipping|Shippers]]
*People who genuinely think the 'grunkles' are hot and sexy despite being elderly men and jack off to it

[[File:Grunkle stan xxxx.gif|200px|thumb|right]]

Unfortunately, the fandom of this series is also getting so huge that its immense faggotry is spreading like cancer, with Tumblr being the easiest example of what kind of place you can find the atrocities committed by the so-called fans.

===Wikia===
The most infamous portion of this entire ''fandom.'' The people running the wiki are drama whores who, like all other wikias, help fund the gigantic vagina whore that is Wikia. The wiki boards are filled with furries, [[furfags]], and [[manchildren]], as well as more popularly, 12-to-15-year-old [[faggots]] with an obvious addiction of cumming on their computer screens and [[Heterosexuality|bragging about their girlfriend]]. These gay faggots have no life and will [[dox]] your ass all they want while witch-hunting for those who aren't even teenagers yet (which is actually good, considering children around this age are extremely dumb despite how their faggot parents brag for them to be). Also, if you have an account and log into the chat, don't be surprised when you stumble upon any of those shitty anime-obsessed friendless [[weeaboos]]. Oh, and they force to you to log one edit in your contribs before entering into chat, though ironically, you can easily set up a spambot to spam the entire wiki (or rather, the whole [[Wikia|Shitia]] network) and generate hundreds of edits in a single day. If you got banned for being a faggot, you can also pretend to be a different person while posing under a sock so the shit ain't workin' first of all.

== Typical fanfiction ==
{{story|'''Dipper goes to Taco Bell'''

It was a normal day in Gravity Falls, Oregon. Well, as normal as Gravity Falls gets, anyways. Dipper Pines was reading his book, and Mabel, his twin sister, was wondering what he was doing.
"Dipper, are you gonna keep your nose buired in that strange book of yours all summer? You gotta go out, have an adventure!" Mabel exclamd.
"Not now," Dipper said quietly. "I'm trying to decode this."
He was looking at a cryptogram that said, "XSLFA QBE QXZL YBII". Dipper was offically stumped. He could not figure out what it meant. And it seemd very mysterious to him.
"Grunkle Stan is gonna take us to the diner for lunch, Dipper!" Mabel exclames.
Dipper, however, was not in the mood for the diner. He was publicy humiliated the last time he went, and he thougt the food wasn't very good anyway.
"Mabel, I don't want to go to the diner," Dipper said solemmly. "I want to go somewhere else."
"But there is really nothing else in town, ulness you count the Taco Bell near the forest." Mabel replied.
"Taco Bell?" Dipper's ears perked up. He had never eaten at Taco Bell before, and ever since last week, he had a craving for mexican food for some reason.
"Why don't we go to Taco Bell today?" Dipper asked.
"Taco Bell?" Grunkle Stan questioned. "Why d'you wanna go THERE? It smells like the bathroom when it gets clogged."
"I had my heart set on pancakes, Mabel moaned."
"Listen, you can go to Taco Bell if you want to, but don't come crying to me when you smell like expired onions."
"Fine, I Will." Dipper said harshly.
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out," Grunkle Stan said. But as he was exiting the Mystery Shack, the door hit him on the way out.
"AH HA HA HA HA HA!" said Grunkle Stan. He was laughing.
So anyways, Mabel and Grunkle Stan went to the diner, while Dipper tried to find the Taco Bell. He had brought with him his book and a couple bucks. But finding the Taco Bell was harder than he had previously thought. He had been looking around town for what seemed like days. The Mysteru Book wasn't helping him either. Until he saw a flicker of a sign in the forest. He went into the forest.
"Why would there be a Taco Bell in the forest?" Dipped asked himself.
After hiking for about an hour, Dipper finally got to the Taco Bell. But it sure didn't look like any Taco Bell he'd ever seen. It was surrounded by a barrage of giant Oak trees, in an open field, completely different from the rugged terrain of the Oregon forest. The open field was covered with at least three layers of pine needles, which got the attention of Dipper. He stuck his hand into the pine needles.
"OW!" Dipper shouted. A pine needle poked him. It hurts.
The resturant, Taco Bell, looked like a silo, sort of. Well, it was very cylindrical. The outside had rusty picnic tables, and looked like no one used them at all. Dipper walked up to the resturant's door.
"Should I go in there?" Dipper asked himself. "I'm starting to have second thoughts. Why is there a small, desolate, Taco Bell in this forest, miles from the nearest road? But I guess it's my only option. Mabel and Grunkle Stan are probably don with lunch right now."
And they were. Mabel wondered why Dipper hadn't come back yet, but Grunkle Stan didn't give a damn.
So Dipper entered the resturant. But he was relieved to see that the interior was normal, except for its high celing. There were also no customers inside, but Dipper thought that was normal, considering how the franchise was so isolated.
He went up to the counter. There was only one cashier working the registers. A very old, slightly deaf, bored out of his skull cashier.
Dipper decided what he wanted to order, than approached the register.
"Excuse me, I'll hav—"
"WE ONLY GOT TACOS!" the cashier interrupted.
"Ok, I guess I'll have a taco, then." Diper said.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" the cashier yelled.
"I SAID I WANT A TACO." Dipper yelled back.
"Ok, then." The cahier said, then went in the back for a few minutes. When he came out, he was carrying dippers taco.
"That'll one dolla," the cashier said. Dipper gave him the money, and went to sit down at the least grimiest table.
He bit into the hot, spicy, juicy taco, filled with thick, pure, meat, mild, tantalizing black beans, and sour, fluffy, sour cream. He enjoyed the single bite of that perfectly cooked taco, and still tasted it in his mouth after he swallowed it.
But as he was about to bite into it a second time, he felt a churning movement inside his body, something that he had felt often.
"Uh oh." Dipper said, than rushed to find the lavatory.
"Man, that really went through me," Dipper said to himself.
For some reason, the bathrooms were hidden in a corner, far from the counter, and far from the table he was sitting at.
When he walked in, he found that the bathrooms were surprisingly clean, for a fast food resturant, anyway. And Dipper found this suspisicious. All of the stalls were full, and no one was using the urinals.
But, right on cue, someone walked out of one of the stalls. Dipper didn't pay much attention to who was walking out, but he was wearing all black, and had a plastic bag with him. Dipper just had to go.
Unfortunaly, he didn't make it in time. He checked his pants and found the worst of all.
"Diarreah." Dipper said. "Yeegh."
He was about to leave the stal when he noticed a bulge in his pants.
He touched the bulge, and once he touched it, he knew excatly what it was. It was an erection.
He found himself completely aroused after touching it, and started to do it some more. Eventually, he was ready to hardcore masturbate. He didn't know what was arousing him, but he knew he was aroused.
He took off his blue shorts and his soiled underwear, revealing his medium-sized, but not small, penis. The tip was bright and red, like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Dipper started to yank his Johnson harder and faster. The five-incher was getting pumped. Dipper's soiled hands started to feel bits of pre-cum on his dry fingers.
Eventually, the medium-sized dick couldn't take it anymore, and burst in an explosion of cum. The cum got all over the walls and toilet, and Dipper felt proud. He had creamed himself for the first time, but he was upset that it was not over Wendy.
"No," Dipper thought. "All this is not enough for me. I need to release all of this!"
With his erection still active, Dipper began yanking his penis again. It was much quicker, and Dipper cummed quicker. It was a bigger release than last time, and it began to rain Dipper's seed.
Dipper felt more proud than last time, his heart about to burst from all the droplets of cum falling down from the celing. He felt as happy as he felt on the day of the first snowfall of the year.
He stuck out his tongue to tast the cum, shiny from the faulty flourescent lighting in the bathroom. He tasted it, and he thought it was the one of the best tastinf things in the world, better than the largest chocolate bar, better than the rarest pig, and better than the taco he was having earlier.
By now, he couldn't stop. He couldn't leave now and miss out on this great masturbation adventure. He wanted to taste the cum. He scraped a handfull of it off of the stall and put it in his dirty, wet, mouth.
He grabed another, and another, and another. He was getting more aroused by consuming the cum, and he released another load.
"So that's where it's all coming from," Dipper said to himself, cum all over his face and teeth.
Dipper came up with a solution to get a more hardcore, adult, masturbation expierience. He was going to put it into action.
He tilted his head down, sat down on the cum-covered ground, grabbed his hardened Johnson, and stuck it in his mouth.
Once it was firmly in, Dipper began to suck on the very hard rod. He sucked it like the lollipop he got a the county fair a while back. It taste alot like it to.
The legs were so expertly over his shoulder that he could've been a gymnast. The more he sucked on his hard dick, the more his aroused legs shook.
Eventually, just when he was going to give out, he came in his mouth. It was the best thing he ever expierienced, and kept on performing fellatio on himself.
As he was stimulating himself orally, he accidentally fell over to his side. He broke from his his penis and cummed on the floor. The floor was covered in so much of Dipper's cum that he started to make a snow angel in the cum, or, a cum angel. He was eating som in the process.
But then he looked to his side, and immediately became so hard that the red tip was touching his short pubic hair.
He saw what was causing it.
He saw his underwear, covered in dark brown feces.
He held up his underwear, which was covered in the cum-filled floor, and marveled at its erotic beauty. The feces were so beautifully ejaculated, so smooth in its sticky browness, so perfect they felt in Dipper's white hands.
He wanted his shit.
He held the brown underwear like a fish on a lure, and put his sticky white lips into the sticky brown feces.
His tongue was rubbing the crap all over his tighty whites, making his mouth all a brownish-white mess. He was biting into the shit and sucked it in his mouth. It was more stimulating than ever before. He now knew that he didn't need Wendy, or Mabel, or any of the other girls in Gravity Falls. All he needed was a big pile of his shit.
He tok a scoop of the feces (He had a lot of diarrea) and began to spread it over his dick. Every time he spread the crap, he was getting more and more aroused. Once his dick was completely brown, he came again.
It filled up all the spots in the stall that weren't covered in Dipper's cum. Once again, Dipper took big scoops of cum and consumed it in large gulps.
Now Dipper had to put the brown sticky feces all over his penis again, and boy, did he do a good job. The brown stuff was all over his external genitals, and his testicles. He had cummed a few times here and there.
Now, his beautiful, brown genitals, needed to be cleaned. But Dipper didn't have any cleaning supplies, so he had to suck the shit off.
He brung his erection up to his mouth, and began to suck. This time he made it very clear to lick the feces off with his tongue, and as soon as the tongue touched his dick, he cummed.
He was having the most fun he ever had in that bathroom stall and forgot who he was, where he lived, where he was, or what he was eating. All that was on his mind was his sweet cum.
He just thought of a great idea.
Dipper took a scoopful of diarreah and a scoopful of cum, and put it in the toilet.
He flushed it, but before it want all the way down, he grabbed the wet pile of shit and cum, and stuck it in his mouth.
Dipper was consuming all of the shit, cum, and toilet water, and it tasted great. He kept on doing it for god knows how long, and one of the times, he hit his head against the toilet rim.
Dipper's brain must've been knocked out of place at that time, because this time, instead of putting the shit and cum in his food hole, he started to lather it on his penis again.
He wanted more of his Johnson, but that would be a fatal mistake.
Once it was covered again, he put it in his mouth and began sucking. But did it too hard.
As he was sucking and cumming, he accidentally bit on his dick.
As soon as he tasted the blood, he broke out of coitus, and saw his lacerated penis.
He saw a mix of blood and cum coming out of it, like aa lava, and his erectile muscle pointing out.
Dipper grabbed it and grimaced in pain. He winced at it, and looked horrified. He snapped out of it all, and tried to figure out a solution to the castration.
He put some more diarrhea and cum on it, but that didn't stop the bleeding.
Dipper spit out the piece of dick that he bit off, and tried to reapply it, but it didn't work.
No matter how many times he tried to reattach it, they all failed.
He put more of his reproductive fluids on the castrarion, but they only made the penis swell up, like the Goodyear blimp.
Dipper was licking the blood off the try to stop it, but the blood was coming faster than he could lick.
He was now in ultimate pain, and felt nothing like this. He screamed, as loud as he could, and felt like no one could hear him. He was screaming louder and louder, saying, "HALP! I BIT MY DICK OFF!"
He was going insane. He started to bang against the stall, screaming "HELP!" as loud as he could yell. After a full 5 minutes, with a large mix of blood, cum, and feces on the floor, he was banging his head against the stall.
The banging was louder than the loudest thunderstorm, and yet no one came for help.
Dipper was alone in the bathroom, alone in the stall, alone with his beloved dick, now to near death, and unfortunately, he was near death.
After one final blow to the head, the now-screaming Dipper was now as silent as Christmas Eve. He felk to the floor, eyes turned skyward, and fell in a mix of his own blood, cum, and feces.
At the Mystery Shack, Mable was feeling very worried about Dipper, so she went off and tried to find him. She went off into the forest first, (She knew where it was) and, suprinsignly, got there in less time than Dipper.
As she entered the newly cleaned doors, she immediately noticed the once-bitten taco on one of the tables, and immediately knew it was Dipper's.
Mabel rushed into the men's bathroom, (she liked to use the urinalls) and rushed into a random stalls.
It was her brother's.
Mabel looked at how messy the stall was, and how it was used to do the deed. Her pink sneakerswere sticky from stepping into the reddish-brown mess of fluids.
She walked around the messy stall for a bit, but then saw the most horrid sight she could imagine.
Dipper's corpse.
Mabel was welled up in tears at the sight of it, and began to cry.
As she was crying, she sat down in a pile of the blood, feces, and cum and looked at Dipper's lifeless face.
It was beautiful, as his smooth facial features complimented his circle of cum around his lips.
"Oh, Dipper," Mabel said through her tears, "Let me clean the white stuff off of your lips."
Mabel brought Dipper's head up to hers, and she kissed him.
After pulling out of the kiss, Mabel enjoyed it, and so she kissed him again.
She didn't want to let go of Dipper, not now. Not when he had just died. He was her brother, after all!
She held Dipper's naked corpse in her arms, and she felt a tingling feeling in herself, an secret dirty side.
"No one would care if we just did it, right? He is dead, and know 1 would know in this restroom stall…" Mabel thought.
She immediately came up with an answer. She pulled Dipper's head up to her head, and kissed him again, only it was a french kiss.
Once Mabel was done, she put the body on the floor, then Mabel got down on the fluid-covered floor, too.
Mabel started to go on a kiss-krazy frenzy with Dipper, that made it lok like Dipper was alive. Tongue went into Dipper's deceased mouth, scraping the feces and cum off of the roof of Dipper's mouth.
Mabel was shaking even more now, that her tongue was touching Dipper's. She unzipped her jeans, slowly slid them off, and then threw them at the wall. They stuck there from the cum.
Mabel revealed her nice, clean, exposed, virgin, vagina. She took Dipper's corpse, not noticing the eternally bleeding penis, and brung it closer to the cervix.
She rubbed her clitoris for arousal perposes before she stuck it in, and once the dick was firmly in, she finally felt joy in her life.
She loved the feeling of losing it to her dead brother's body, and started to get the oddest feeling.
She lost it. She finally lost it.
She squealed in happyness, and started to french kiss Dipper harder. Her tongue almost touched Dipper's uvula.
She kept holding on to his lacerated dick in her vagina, and sloshing her tongue all around Dipper's mouth.
She kept pulling in an out with Dipper's stick. Blood was getting on her urethra walls, not noticing one bit. She did not want to leave the body, not now. She would kill herself if it could mean they'd be in coitus forever.
If only Dipper could kiss her back.
After what seemd like hours, it wouldn't fit in. Mabel finally looked down at the now pretty messed up penis.
Mabel couldn't look away at it.
It was now swollen to the size of her head, a whole mix of rainbow colors, and still spewing lifeless cum.
Mabel vomited on it, which only made it worse. It grew bigger and bigger.
"Oh, Dipper," she said soflty.
Then Mabel started to scream.
She was horrorfied at the sight of it, and started to barf again. She tried to put a giant mix of blood, cum, vomit, and feces on the dick, but it didn't work. She tries to suck it all off, but found herself enjoying the sucking and the taste of Dipper's penis blood.
She kept on sucking on it, tasting the blood, and touching and fondling Dipper's dead erectile muscle.
She was esctatic. She was more happy than she ever had been. More happy than she was before.
As she was squealing with delight, the stall door started to open a crack. Mabel took notice of this.
"Huh?" she asked. The door started to open more (It wasn't locked).
Mabel started to get nervous. She didn't want to go to jail for necrophilia, she was only a child, who bit off more than she could chew. She got too ahead of herself, after lusting after her twin brother for so long. If it was the police, she had no hope. She hoped it was just another Taco Bell employee, who would listen to her and help her out.
The stall door finally burst open. Standing in front of it, was a man dressed in black. He had a Taco Bell logo sewn on the left of his fleece jacket. He was wearing squeaky shoes, that squeaked across the bathroom floor, He was wearing dark sunglasses.
The mysterious man walked up to the two of them slowly. Mabel stood up on her feet, fear and blood on her face.
The man stared at Mabel for a long time, until he finally said, "Are you supposed to be in this bathroom, young lady?"
Mabel was shaking in horror, now. She turned to face Dipper's naked, violated, dead body, and turned to face the man again.
"M-mist-ter, I-idin-din't inten-nd to do t-this to m-my br-bro-brother," Mabel said, shaking with tears in her eyes.
The man brought himself closer to Mabel's face.
"S-sir, your, your, your, in m-my p-p-per-ersonal spa-ace," Mabel tried to manage.
The man was inspecting a red spot on Mabel's cheek. After several seconds, the man touched the spot, trailed his finger in it, and put the finger in his mouth.
"Blood," the man whispered to himself.
"W-what did y-you s-sa-say, S-sir?" Mabel asked him, not understanding what he was saying.
"Little girl, do you know what that is on your cheek?" the man asked.
Mabel repeated what the mysterious man did to her cheek, and said back to him, "I-It's bl-blood."
"And with the blood being on your cheek, have you developed, shall we say, a desired taste for it?" the man asked back. Mabel did not notice the retractable chisel in his right hand.
"Um, uh, y-y-y-y-ye-ye-yes? I didn't m-mean to, I j-jus—"
"Ssssh," the man quieted her. "If you like the addicting taste of it, why didn't you say so?" and, without warning, the man cut her across the chest with the chisel.
She screamed at the pain of it. Blood started to pour out of the diagonal cut fast, almost covering her stomach.
"You can lick that up. Your blood probably tastes better than that kid's," the man said pointing to Dipper. Then the man gave another cut, across her face.
She screamed again, louder this time.
"Now you can get the blood close to your face. And just to make sure your silent," the man then slit her across the neck.
She could not scream this time.
The man went into her neck, and pulled out three vocal chords. The man streched the chords out, and he jumped rope with them, while slashing Mabel across the face several times.
When her face was cut so many times that her nose fell off, the man decided it was time for the scalping. He took out a bigger knife, and slammed it right above Mabel's eyebrows.
The man gripped the knife's handle, still in her face, and began to make a deep cut. The man put all his strength into it, because he decided to make the hardest part, first. He tried to do it right on the skin, but sadly, did not do the job he liked.
Mabel's head was now topless, the top of her skull exposed and violently cut, so that you could see her brain inside the skull.
Tge pieces of muscle and flesh were still attached to Mabel's hairy scalp, so the man cut them off. The scalp was now thin as skin, and still full of Mable's hair. He hung the scalped scalp up on the hoor on the door. It would be his prize, something he kept for himself.
Now the man prepared for the rest of the body,
What he wanted to do next was to make it rain. Not water as you may think. He wanted it to rain something else.
He got down to Mabel's blood covered slashed chest, grabbed her not fully developed breasts, and began to cut off Mabel's nipples.
Once he was done, the blood started to come out, like Old Faithful Geyser. He was amazed by the sight of the fountain of blood, and began to dance around in the stall, stepping in all the fluids that were on the floor.
When the blood was starting to flow a little less slowly, the man moved on to the legs. The man hung Mabel's nipples next to the scalp (the nips were his prize too), and started to cut Mabel's legs.
He started to cut faster than a race car driver on a smooth asphalt track. Teh cuts kept on appearing on her kneecaps until the capbone was exposed. By that time, her lower legs and her body were only attached by a thin string of cartilage.
Then the guy moved on to her toes. With the knife as sharp as knife, he cut every one of her little toes off.
Mabel body was losing so much blood that she started to flatten out. The place where it was mostly coming out of, was her toes. The toe blood was making a sea of red on the floor.
The man, now with his Taco Bell fleece jacket splattered with red on it, now dug the knife into Mabel's left foot. He began to make another cut, similar to what he did to her scalp, and began to cut ths skin off of the foot. The cut was much better than what he did to the scalp.
He did the same to the other foot, and then hung the skin up next to the scalp.
Mabel's feet were now just a big mess of flesh, muscle, blood and nerves, Mabel (who was still alive)'s face was now completely exposed to all the cuts she was getting, he mouth hanging open like a gaping person.
The blood was already covering her chest, and since the man actually had a soul, he didn't want to subject the little girl to the misery she was about to endure. So he took the long knife, and stabbed her in the middle of her chest, where her heart was. Blood poured out of it more than her cut off nipples did.
Once most of the blood was done spewing, the man got down near Mabel's bloody vagina.
He very carefully took his knife, got down near the cervix, and stuck the knife's blade up the hole.
While in Mabel's cock cave, the man was rotating the knife, cutting up the walls of Mabel's egg chamber. The tip of it got finally inside it, and, very carefully, snipped every one of Mabel's fallopians.
It was a hard job. He had to be very careful. He had done it many times before, but today wasn't his best day. He accidentally slit some of the sides of Mabel's vagina, cutting into the muscle surrounding it. The man was very embarrassed.
"Shit, hopefully no one will notice that," he said to himself. He took the knife out of Mabel's hole, with ovaries and two Fallopian's on the blood-covered blade.
The man got out a big plastic trash bag, and scraped the knife on it, making the contents on it go into the bag.
But since the knife's handle was covered in more blood than it usually was, he accidentally let it slip, and it dug into Mabel's right shoulder.
"Perfect," the man said ominously.
The man got out a pair of vinyl gloves and put them on his hands. He gripped the knife tightly, wanting a deeper cut than he had before. After a while, after digging and digging and digging, the man's knife got throught to the other side.
Once the man saw the job he did, he threw the arm in his trash bag. He felt great pride, and felt that he could easily achieve his goal now.
So he went to the other side of Mabel's nearly skinned body and began to cut that arm off.
It was easier to do than the other one, suprisingly, and once he was done with that, he threw that arm into the garbage bag.
Mabel's body was now almost flat, due to all the blood loss. The man tasted some of it, and thought that he should get a jar four later.
Now for the legs. The man did the same with her legs, and they felt like they were getting easier to cut off each time.
The legs were off, and the man threw it in the bag. Mabel's body was flat now. Almost all the blood from her body was gone.
Embracing Mabel's dismembered body, he hugged it, licked the remaining blood off, and put the body in the bag.
The man, now, had just noticed Dipper on the floor, and figured, "He must've caused all this on the walls."
"Another one couldn't hurt," the man said to himself, and started to cut off Dipper's appendages.
He did it in the same order and same manner as Mabel's. It was done quickly, and put all of it in the bag as well.
Now it was time to clean up. As you can imagine, the bathroom stall was a big mess of fluids.
The man got out a big chisel, and started to chisel the cum off of the walls and into the bag. It took a long while, about 2 or 3 hours.
Once it was done, he needed to clean the floor, so he went outside the stall, and got a mop that he had with him the whole time.
He mopped the whole mess of things up off the floor and into the bag, until the floors and wall looked respectable, for a fast-food bathroom, anyway.
The man got out some toilet cleaner and cleaned the toilet, because it was way more messier than the stall itself. After a few minutes, the toilet cleaning was over, and the stall was a clean as a new car. It smelled like it too.
The man left the bathroom, and the stall waited, ready for it's next victim.
The man got out of the bathroom, and went into the back kitchen of the Taco Bell.
He got near a machine. It was an odd looking machine. It had a crank on the side, a funnel on the top, an something shaped like a taco on the side, near a conveyer belt.
"Why do I have to do everything myself?" the man questioned.
He hung up his blood-stained jacket and sunglasses, revealing his Taco Bell employee uniform. It was spotless.
The man took the bag, and, one by one, started to put the body parts into the funnel.
Once the bag was half-empty, he kept on putting more parts in, only this time, he turned the crank. Once the bag was empty, out popped out two tacos. They weren't really tacos, really. They were actually human body parts in the shape of tacos.
They went down the conveyer belt, and the employee, using spray cans, began to spray paint the body parts. Once they got to the Taco Bell tissue paper at the end of the conveyer belt, they looked like genuine tacos.
The man grabbed one of the 'tacos', wrapped it in tissue paper, and went to the front of the counter. He handed it to the old man cashier, then went back into the depths of the kitchen.
"Here's your TACO, SIR!" the cashier said to the fat customer.
"You're welcome," Soos said, handing the cashier the money.}}

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==See also==
*''[[Adventure Time]]'' - Another shitty show in which Mabel's voice actress played a character.
*''[[American Dad|Bob's Burgers]]'' - Yet another shitty show Mabel's voice actress plays in except it's an obvious ''[[King of the Hill]]''/''[[American Dad]]'' ripoff.
*[[Disney]]
*''[[Kim Possible]]''
*[[Oregon]]
*[[Pedophilia]]
*''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''
*''[[Ralph Breaks The Internet]]''
*''[[Regular Show]]''
*''[[Rick and Morty]]'' - Another shitty show in which Blendin's voice actor played a character.
*''[[Star vs. the Forces of Evil]]''
*''[[Steven Universe]]''
*''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius]]''
*''[[The Fairly OddParents]]''
* ''[[The Owl House]]''

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And nothing of value was lost

2024-06-11T20:03:22Z

Encyclopedia Dramatіca:

'''And nothing of value was lost''' is a term used when [[Shit nobody cares about|an event]] such as [[OhInternet]] going down for good occurs. The phrase originates from an episode of [[Faux|The Critic]].

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*[[Harvey Weinstein|Weinstein, Harvey]]
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==External Links==
*[https://www.4chan.org/news?all#118 moot retires from 4chan] {{archive|TB6l9}}

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The Amazing World of Gumball

2024-06-11T20:02:32Z

Encyclopedia Dramatіca:

{{Spoiler|Penny is actually a fairy-like creature underneath her shell and not a [[furfag|deer]]}}
[[File:The-Amazing-World-of-Gumball.jpg|thumb|right|The Watterson family.]]
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[[File:Gumball_-_TV_Dead.jpg|thumb|right|This show and many others are responsible for the death and decay of animation.]]
'''The Retarded World of Cumball''' is another step towards the furrification of [[Cartoon Network]]. Featuring a family of cats, rabbits and a fish, mixed in with stop-motion, green-screen, photography/Google Image ripped backgrounds, and a conglomerate of clashing animation styles and a battalion-size character list of people no one gave a shit about, it's one of the more confusing furry shows to be aired. It got so bad that they mocked themselves with one of their characters being [[LOL|sent to an interdimensional prison where bad ideas were sent cause they were too boring, stupid, dysfunctional and all around fucked up]], where shows like [[Uncle Grandpa]] and The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack went.

The show follows an autistic furry cub and his naïve, mutant pet fish as they wreck peoples lives, suffer through whatever the universe felt like that day, and from Season 2 onward, lose all positive values they had left and become annoying little dipshits who suffer from [[USI]]; even more so for [[Retard|Gumball]]. The show rips off many other shows and video games, like [[Family Guy]] and [[Street Fighter]] and dedicates entire episodes to finding [[No|entertaining]] ways to make an anthropomorphic cat cry while [[Child Abuse|his family simply ignores him]].

As expected of a European show, Gumball is shown [[CP|naked]] many times throughout the first season and is a frequent [[Trap|crossdresser]], proving that Europe doesn't give a fuck about [[CP]] laws. And no, the censors don't help your case. The fanbase, as a result of this revelation, is now grown to be largely composed of pedophilic, incestuous furfags.

Searching [[FurAffinity]] with the title name will net you at least one full page of incest and rape. In a rare case, the majority of /co/ Gumball fans are surprisingly difficult to troll, especially since the most successful proven methods will get you [[b&]] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors possibly v&] depending on your location.

They even entertain themselves by triggering the shitstorms that engulf Adventure Time and Regular Show threads when they're not fapping to Richard getting [[Cuckold|cucked]] again, which is also surprising, which almost but not quite redeems the fact that they are all [[furries]] anyway, so that point is moot. Note that the "WoGs" generally dislike Adventure Time a lot more than Regular Show, as Adventure Time lacks furry characters.

This show, despite promoting furfaggotry, also netted a shitload of awards from the Annecy International Animated Film Festival award for Best Television Production back in 2011 and multiple British Academy Children's Awards as well, nominations included. It has also been renewed for a fourth and fifth season. Shows what an influence this piece has, eh?

==The Main Characters==
[[File:D207324fad00d030c288ef83d17e3727.jpg|thumb|175px|right|Somehow a rip-off created a bigger MILF than the original.]]

All of the major characters are furries, except for the retarded ones like Sussie, which is just an upside-down human mouth with googly-eyes glued on the chin. Yes, they think THAT is an original design. A list of major characters would be:

*'''[[Furry|Gumball]]''': The little, unloved sibling that enjoys watching Adventure Time and Regular Show wade in shit. A young [[furry]] who is a retarded smart-ass, and acts selfish and self-entitled. Title character, and the universe hates him, for good reason.

*'''[[Nigger|Darwin]]''': Gumball's underage butt pirate. He wasn't even a part of the family until this fish grew arms and legs when he was fed nuclear fish pellets, with a [[Fred]]-like high-pitched screaming voice at times. A common example of an [[virgin|innocent boy]], despite them [[Srsly|kissing on]] [[Gay|the lips]] while the treehouse they were in collapsed. He epitomizes the theory of evolution therefore angering [[At least 100|at least 100]] retarded [[Christianity|Christians]].

*'''[[Rule 34|Nicole]]''': Gumball's MILF of a mother. Total neatfreak, suffers from OCD and probably a [[lesbian]] cause she works in a rainbow factory of all places. [[LOL WUT|She's also in her 50's, but for some reason can use her professional acrobatic skills to help her retarded children in the time of need.]]

*'''[[Obese|Richard]]''': Gumball's retarded father. Does nothing around the house and eats everything in sight. Had a job, but the show demanded that he must be a worthless dumbass or else the [[Divide by Zero|universe would implode, glitch out and hit the reset button]]. AKA furry [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. [[Molestation|Always cucked by his MILF with her own kids and total strangers alike.]]

*'''[[Babyfur|Anais]]''': Gumball's little sister and is smarter than everyone else on this show. The voice of reason behind the family, even though Richard rapes her every night due to suffering the consequences of being cucked.

*'''[[Loli|Penny]]''': Gumball's love interest and a peanut with antlers. <s>Underneath her shell is a deer, according to [[Rule 34|fanart]].</s> One day, [[Chris Brown|Gumball accidentally hit her which resulted in the cracking of her shell]] and a brief and pointless fight ensued, but in the end, she got back together with him because she realized that [[Fail|she was who she was underneath the shell and no one could tell her otherwise, not even her douchebag father]].

Everyone else is expendable, especially Rachel Wilson, who is the biggest [[nobody]] in the entire show and who had been completely discarded by the producers, thankfully [[And nothing of value was lost|nothing of value was lost]].

==The Formula==
*Most episodes are based around Gumball and Darwin finding out about some shit, and trying to revert, expand, find, or shit on said subject.
*Every title must always include "THE" in them (eg., The Dress, [[Minecraft|The End]], The Quest, The Rapture) depending on what the episode is about, like it's an episode of [[Seinfeld]].
*Every episode must have some irrelevant pop-culture humour and at least one out of place comparison to something that someone [[batshit insane]] would think of.
*The main characters must forget the lesson the show attempted to have them learn, if any.
*Every episode must have at least one joke about someone's ass. Hell, we got an episode where its main joke were three literal asses talking to each other.

==The Videos==
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<youtube>gs_oOxjeLh4</youtube>'''Bootleg for some Chinese infant formula'''

<youtube>ZRDJ1AT5lhg</youtube>'''What the Hell is this?'''

<youtube>Z581kGBp1F4</youtube>'''يمارس الجنس مع هذا القرف'''

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==The Galleries==
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Image:BananaJoePorn.jpg|...and this.
Image:GumballDarwinGay.png|Spoiler: They kiss, because it has to be progressive.
Image:UpskirtGumball.jpg|"Kids show."

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File:SausagePen.PNG|Richard holds a [[penis]], because why not?
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Image:Gumball-ORANGED.jpg|[[BLACKED|ORANGED]]
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Image:Gumball_-_No_Relevance.jpg|Because [[nobody cares]]! :D
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File:Gomball by mannyg86-d5gx3hx.png|Lo que uno se encuentra en Youtube .. EXITO
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Image:1837510 - Nicole Watterson PerryStudios The Amazing World of Gumball.jpg|Gotcha red-handed!
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Image:Teri papercraft model.jpg|Teri [[IRL]].
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==See also==
[[File:873736 - Penny Fitzgerald The Amazing World of Gumball artguy.jpg|thumb|200px|right|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince|R.I.P. deer Penny.]]]]
*[[Adventure Time]]
*[[Furry]]
*[[Regular Show]]
*[[Star vs. the Forces of Evil]]
*[[Steven Universe]]
*[[Unfunny]]

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