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User:GirlOnInternet

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: ''GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: [[Girlvinyl|Girlvinyl's]] [[OhInternet]]''

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'''GirlOnInternet'''{{cite}} is a 30-something [[Cyberpunk|advanced AI construct]] that has been editing [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since the days of '''.se''' starting with the articles ''[[LeonX]]'', ''[[Netorare]]'', ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'', ''[[Netoraserare]]'' and ''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]''. GirlOnInternet has been a user and [[sysop]] since [[2015]] and a [[Bureaucratic Fuck|Jewfrocrat]] since [[2019]]. GirlOnInternet is also the creator of [[Template:RapeSeries]]. It is purely [[Coincidence Detector|(((coincidental)))]] that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be [[Goy|GOI]].

GirlOnInternet enjoys using avatars from ''[[Hazbin Hotel]]'', ''[[Homestuck]]'' and other [[cringe]]y [[cartoons]] just to [[Troll|provoke a reaction]]. GirlOnInternet dislikes {{Supreme}} and other retarded [[hypebeast]] bullshit. GirlOnInternet believes [[abortion]] should be illegal not out of [[Christfag|moral objections]], but [[For the lulz|because it would be extremely funny]]. GirlOnInternet collects [[anime figures]] and enjoys reading [[degenerate]] [[hentai]] [[manga]]. GirlOnInternet has also gotten ED's official [[Twitter]]{{verified}} account banned [[at least 100]] times.

You may contact GirlOnInternet on '''[https://discord.gg/77MDdGYATd ED Discord]''' ('''@girlvinyl'''), on '''[https://{{SERVERNAME}}/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&action=edit&section=new the wiki]''' or on '''[https://forums.{{SERVERNAME}}/members/girloninternet.450/ EDF]'''. Do not piss off GirlOnInternet.

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== The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet ==

[[File:BetterWithBernie.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Bernie Goetz]] is one of GirlOnInternet's favorite Jews.]]

'''GirlDoingCrime'''
*'''[[Bernie Goetz]]'''
*'''[[The Central Park Five]]'''
*'''[[Marcellus Williams]]'''
*'''[[Cyntoia Brown]]'''
*'''[[Nasim Aghdam]]'''
*'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]'''
*'''[[Brenda Ann Spencer]]'''
*'''[[Sean Windingland]]'''
*'''[[Belen Aldecosea]]'''
*[[Linda Carty]]
*[[George Stinney]]
*[[Leo Frank]]
*[[Floyd Lee Corkins]]
*[[Andrew Kehoe]]
*[[Hussein Khavari]]
*[[Nicholas Giampa]]
*[[Lakeith Smith]]
*[[Getting away with it]]
*[[Knife Control]]

[[File:RoadkillNights.jpg|thumb|GirlOnInternet believes [[James Alex Fields]] is innocent.]]

'''GirlOnTrump'''
*'''[[Doomsday Clock]]'''
*'''[[Valerie Plame]]'''
*'''[[The Krassenstein Brothers]]'''
*'''[[Keith Olbermann]]'''
*'''[[James Alex Fields]]'''
*'''[[DisruptJ20]]'''
*'''[[Seth Rich]]'''
*'''[[Jussie Smollett]]'''
*'''[[Jessica Leeds]]'''
*'''[[BLMKidnapping]]'''
*'''[[Steele Dossier]]'''
*[[Stormy Daniels]]
*[[ImposterBuster]]
*[[Scott Allen Meek Stephens]]

'''GirlOnPolitics'''
*'''[[Kamala Harris (prostitute)]]'''
*'''[[Joe Kennedy]]'''
*'''[[Maxine Waters]]'''
*'''[[Dianne Feinstein]]'''
*[[Kennedy family]]
*[[Robert F. Kennedy]]
*[[Ted Kennedy]]
*[[Madeleine Albright]]
*‎[[Cory Booker]]
*[[Jeff Flake]]
*[[Harvey Milk]]
*[[Jimmy Carter]]

'''GirlAtLaw'''
*'''[[Roe v. Wade]]'''
*'''[[Title IX]]'''
*'''[[Anthony Kennedy]]'''
*[[Brett Kavanaugh]]
*[[Ruth Bader Ginsburg]]
*[[Clarence Thomas]]
*[[Sweet Cakes]]

'''GirlOnImmigration'''
*'''[[Maria Meza]]'''
*'''[[Jakelin Caal ]]'''
*'''[[DACA]]'''
*[[No Human Being is Illegal]]
*[[Sanctuary Cities]]
*[[Diversity Russian Roulette]]
*[[14 Heartbreaking Photos That Will Make You Say "Fuck Having Borders and Law And Shit"]]

'''GirlOnCamel'''
*‎[[White Helmets]]
*[[Al Jazeera]]
*[[Bana Alabed]]
*[[Rayyan Sokkarie]]
*[[Kwalah Noman]]

'''GirlOnGirl'''
*'''[[Femen]]'''
*'''[[ThotAudit]]'''
*'''[[Kesha]]'''
*'''[[Jee Jing]]'''
*'''[[Unrapeable]]'''
*[[Ashley Lynch]]
*[[Margaret Pless]]
*[[Melody Hensley]]
*[[Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls]]
*[[Problematic]]
*[[Katherine Cross]]
*[[The Tim Hunt Affair]]
*[[The Cosby Effect]]
*[[August Ames]]
*[[Nancybratt]]
*[[Bony Pink]]
*[[Maggie Lindemann]]
*[[HopeStillFlies]]
*[[Andi Dier]]
*[[Shannon Watts]]
*[[Kevin Burke]]
*[[Peter Daou]]
*[[Jamel Myles]]
*[[Raped Statistics]]
*[[Andi Dier]]

'''GirlOnShortbus'''
*'''[[Husker the Wolf]]'''
*'''[[Lucian Hodoboc]]'''
*'''[[Micah Dawson]]'''
*'''[[Colby James]]'''
*[[KodyBoy555]]

'''GirlWatchingAnime'''
*'''[[Kurt Eichenbald]]'''
*'''[[LeonX]]'''
*'''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'''
*'''[[Netorare]]'''
*'''[[Netoraserare]]'''
*[[Misty Chronexia]]
*[[DATE]]
*[[Orz]]
*[[The Rapeman]]
*[[Mara]]
*[[Queen's Stallion]]
*[[Shanadrac]]
*[[Otako Studio]]
*[[Figure Collecting]]
*[[The Great Escape]]
*[[Uziga Waita]]
*[[Ska01trg00sp]]
*[[Pixiv]]
*[[Emergence]]

'''GirlOnGaming'''
*'''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]'''
*'''[[The Outer Worlds]]'''
*'''[[Phantasy Star II]]'''
*'''[[Todd Rogers]]'''
*'''[[Rape Day]]'''
*[[Phantasy Star]]
*[[Phantasy Star III]]
*[[Phantasy Star IV]]
*[[Phantasy Star Online]]
*[[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]]
*[[Starfield]]
*[[Far Cry 5]]
*[[Eurojank]]
*[[Linkle]]
*[[Billy Mitchell]]
*[[Nintendo Labo]]
*[[Shin Megami Tensei]]
*[[Wizardry]]
*[[PC-98]]

'''GirlOnSports'''
*'''[[Chyna]]'''
*[[Kamala Harris]]
*[[‎Michael Bennett]]

'''GirlInJungle'''
*[[Supreme|{{supreme}}]]
*'''[[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle]]'''
*'''[[Bill Cosby]]'''
*'''[[Korryn Gaines]]'''
*'''[[Bait Truck]]'''
*'''[[Zwarte Piet]]'''
*[[Defend Our Hoodz]]
*[[Jerelyn Luther]]
*[[Golliwogg]]
*[[Yasuke]]
*[[Piedmont Park Hanging]]

'''GirlBeingRandom'''
*'''[[Ouija Board]]'''
*'''[[I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting]]'''
*'''[[Fight the New Drug]]'''
*'''[[Papa John's]]'''
*'''[[Sarah Andersen]]'''
*'''[[Learn the difference]]'''
*'''[[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]'''
*'''[[Clarissa]]'''
*'''[[Tiana Dalichov]]'''
*[[Ernst Steiner]]
*[[Disagree]]
*[[Verified]] {{verified}}
*[[Elaine Herzberg]]
*[[Boycott]]
*[[Selena Lechuga]]
*[[George Takei]]
*[[Myanmar]]
*[[Andrew Oswalt]]
*[[David Duke]]
*[[Gremblo]]
*[[Fidget spinner]]
*[[Skibidi Toilet]]
*[[HopeStillFlies]]
*[[Angel Day]]
*[[KAWS]]
*[[Andy Warhol]]
*[[Marilyn Monroe]]

== Drafts (These [[Lie|might actually be completed some day]].) ==
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/RPG Elements]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Oviposition]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/GIRL]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Munchausen Syndrome]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Entomologist]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Guide to making false rape accusations]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Fakku]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Terra Formars]]

== Cunts ==

<big>'''What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.'''</big>

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== Satisfied Customers ==

[[File:VictimOfInternet.jpeg|thumb|200px|[[Ashley Lynch|Victim of GirlOnInternet]]]]

{{squote|Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that [[No|publishing someones name without there permission is illegal]] and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my [[Powerword|full name]] from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits [[Internet Tough Guy|you will be held accountable]].|100% customer satisfaction guaranteed!}}

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|Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?|Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Lucian Hodoboc]] article

|You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??|GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Kesha]] article

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== GalleryOnInternet ==

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<center><big>'''PEACE BETWEEN NATIONS'''</big></center>

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File:Kappus.png|Fanart I made for [[Colby James]] in [[2015]] under the pseudonym Smegmasaurus.
File:KappusDrinksNiggerpiss.png|Updated version because [[Paheal]] are nazis.
File:SexySponge.png|[[Spengbab]] I made in [[2008]].

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== How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald ==

{{quote|Jews murdered Jesus.|GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by [[Kurt Eichenbald]]}}

== See Also ==

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* [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]]
* [[Whore]]
* [[Slut]]
* <s>{{Twitter|YourSluttyGF|GirlOnTwatternet}}</s> - Shoah'd
** {{Twitter|YourSluttierGF|GirlOnTwatternet 2: Eclectic Weeaboo}}
* {{archive|826FR|How GirlOnInternet got blocked by Kurt Eichenbald}}

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Harvey Milk

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[[File:HarveyMilkBW.jpg|thumb|Professional [[Faggot|poofter]] and [[JFK|human target]] Harvey Milk.]]

'''Harvey Bernard Milk'''{{Jew}} was a fudge-packing [[homosexual]] [[Jewish]] [[pedophile]] who, in 1977, became the first [[Redundant|gay elected official]] in [[California]] history when he was elected as a member of the ''[[Shit nobody cares about|San Francisco Board of Supervisors]]''. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would ultimately only end up [[69|holding this position]] for under a year before [[Comedy|tragedy]], the [[Allah|wrath of a virulently heterosexual God]], and an angry man high on Twinkies would [[Death|strike him down]] in a hail of gunfire along with the [[wop]] Mayor of [[San Francisco]].

Harvey Milk is remembered as an [[LGBT]][[WTF]][[BBQ]] and [[Pedophile|MAP]] [[Human rights|rights]] [[activist]] and a [[Annoying|pretentious]] [[pseudo-intellectual]] who, much like [[Andy Warhol]], absolutely [[Asking for it|deserved]] to be fucking shot. When not getting gunned down by a deranged man on a snack cake bender, Harvey could usually be found [[grooming]] and [[molesting]] [[13-year-old boy|16-year-old runaways]] that he [[Prostitution|picked up off the streets]].

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== Early Life ==

[[File:LilMilk.jpg|thumb|150px|Harvey and his older brother playing [[Ram Ranch]] in 1934.]]

Harvey Milk was born in [[Jew York]] on May 22, 1930, to [[Lithuania]]n [[Jewish]] parents '''William Milk''' and '''Minerva Karns'''. During his childhood Harvey would regularly play [[Brokeback Mountain]] with his older brother Robert.

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== Pedophilia ==

[[File:PedoMilk.jpg|thumb|250px|34-year-old Harvey Milk with his 16-year-old victim. Harvey is the smaller one.]]

In 1962, when Milk was 34 and living in Greenwich Village, he took in and began "''[[Molesting|dating]]''" a 16-year-old runaway named '''John Galen "Jack" McKinley'''. This is hardly surprising since of course the first thing that a typical [[degenerate]] [[homosexual]] [[faggot]] would do upon finding a [[Madeleine McCann|lost child]] would be to [[Babyfuck|stick his dick in it]].

{{quote|All young people, regardless of sexual orientation or identity, deserve a safe and supportive environment in which to achieve their full potential.|Harvey Milk}}

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== Milk & Twinkies ==

[[File:DanWhite.jpg|thumb|220px|Dan White - Devourer of Twinkies, Slayer of Homos]]

'''Daniel James White''', a fellow member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors and known [[Christfag]], resigned from the board on November 10, 1978, following multiple [[disagree]]ments with Milk. Within days, however, White realized he had [[Jessi Slaughter|dun goofed]] and went crawling back to [[San Francisco]] mayor '''George Richard Moscone''' to [[Whine|beg]] for his job back. While Moscone initially agreed, Milk and the other [[libtards]] on the board decided to [[bitch]] about how they'd rather have a [[Retarded|genderqueer non-binary]] [[transnigger]] on the board to help reflect San Francisco's growing [[diversity]] and [[Faggotry|tolerance]] – an act that eventually made Moscone relent and agree to bring in a dumb diversity hire rather than accepting an experienced person like Dan White back onto the board.

On November 27, 1978, after developing [[depression]] and downing a metric fuckton of Hostess [[Twinkies]], Dan White grabbed his [[gun|Smith & Wesson revolver]] and went to San Francisco City Hall where he [[High score|gunned down]] both Mayor Moscone and Harvey Milk. Following the shooting, '''[[Dianne Feinstein]]'''—the President of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors—[[Schlick|fingered]] Harvey Milk's bullet wound and then went on live [[TV]] while still covered in his [[AIDS]]-infested blood to [[Sob story|announce to the people of San Francisco that the mayor and some stupid homo were both dead]].

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Dan White was later convicted of the lesser charge of [[Win|manslaughter]] after convincing a jury of twelve [[Redundant|dumbfucks from San Francisco]] that he had only killed the two men because he was [[High|under the influence]] of [[Twinkies|depression-inducing Hostess pastries]] in what would become known as the "''[[Habeeb it|Twinkie Defense]]''". Despite getting away nearly scot-free after originally being charged with two counts of [[Death penalty|capital]] [[murder]], Dan White still ended up [[Suicide|killing himself]] less than two years after his release from prison by giving his car a [[blowjob]] and [[swallow]]ing too much [[Cum|carbon monoxide]].

{{quote|If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door.|Harvey Milk}}

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== School Board Bans Harvey Milk ==

[[File:HarveyMilkGroomerBook.jpg|thumb|A children's book celebrating a pedophile.]]

{{quote|My question is, why even mention a pedophile?|Joseph Komrosky, asking why Harvey Milk is in books for kids}}

{{quote|My remarks about Mr. Milk are not based upon being a homosexual, but rather, based upon an adult having a sexual relationship with a minor.|Joseph Komrosky}}

{{quote|Harvey Milk was not a pedophile, period. People who use that word ought to look it up in the dictionary. It’s been a slander against gay people for a long time. Pedophilia is about prepubescent children.|[[AIDS]] activist Cleve Jones defends 30-year-olds fucking teenagers}}

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== See Also ==

* [[Dianne Feinstein]]

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Axel Muganwa Rudakubana

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{{Spoiler|Axel Muganwa Rudakubanigger is autistic! As if being black wasn't bad enough!}}
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{{ib|[[File:Axel Rudakubana.jpg|250px]] They'll say that the stabbing spree wasn't racially motivated, but we know better.}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Axel Muganwa Rudakubana'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 7, 2006 ({{age|2006|8|7}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Rwanda]]n-[[Britfag]]  [[File:Rw.gif.png]]  [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 10}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
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{{Quote|<center>It’s like something from America, not like sunny Southport.|Colin Parry</center>}}

'''Axel Muganwa Rudakubana''', a [[DangerDan|dangerous]] immigrant from the [[Nigger pig|African]] country of [[Rwanda]], is just your average [[Nigger|black person]] that vehemently despised [[Taylor Swift]]'s music because she is a living representative of the [[white devils]] that enslaved millions of lazy blacks and doesn't [[Dead|bury]] her songs under a 1-2 beat or have unnecessary [[rap]]ping in the middle of a song because [[Woman|she]] is trying to get a friend a [[music]] contract.

Coming from Banks, Lancashire, England, [[incel]] Axel Rudakubana woke up one day and decided that July 29, [[2024]] was the day that he'd mindlessly strike out against the "English man" by declaring [[war]] against [[Loli|little girls too young]] to fight against him and have their deaths serve as an example for all the racist crimes inflicted upon him and his black brothers.

Having been born with the disability of living in [[England]] and it being a country that is well-known for having some of the strictest gun control laws in the [[Earth|world]], Axel was at a disadvantage when he went into a [[Tranquility Bay|yoga and dance studio]] mostly populated by [[Kid Rock|children]] during a Taylor Swift summer dance party. Being absolutely [[Insane|sane]], like most of us, he wanted the [[satan]]ic [[Music|songs]] of Taylor Swift, where she [[Truth|pontificates]] on and on about all the [[boyfriend]]s she has dumped, halted immediately. Being black and unable to dictate the agony he was suffering as the yoga/dance studio kept playing the [[Jerk|shallow]] lyrics and uninspired sounds of her background music, all he was able to do was make [[Chimpmania|chimp]] sounds, grab a [[knife]], and go on a stabbing spree.

Being [[NIGGER MANUAL|black]] and incapable of thinking more than [[Rape Clock|5 seconds]] into the future or beyond the rewards of [[Masturbate|instant gratification]], Axel ran into the yoga/dance studio, waving his knife around like he was Deathstroke from a [[Batman]] comic. He killed 3 little girls and wounded 8 (plus 2 adults), surpassing the [[Couch Cuck]] by 1 kill.

== [[Stephan Balliet|Cucked by a Door]] ==

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{{Quote|<center>Black guy murders 3 little white girls, not motivated by race at all.</center>}}

[[File:Axel Muganwa Rudakubana Toilet cuck .jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>As dark as the ace of spades.</center>]]

Leanne Lucas and co-[[School|teacher]] Heidi Barlow, both white, were able to think clearly and sought to protect as many children as possible once the [[attack]] started.

Leanne Lucas, who gave more and is in [[BPL|critical condition]] after the attack, sought to save as many children as possible by taking them out the [[fire]] door and hoped that she would trigger an alarm that would alert the [[Pigs|police]] to the carnage that was going on.

Heidi Brown, obviosly not made of the stern materials that her [[superior]] is, only received minor injuries as she locked herself in a bathroom with a single child.

Together, Lucas selflessly saved a total of 15 children through her harrowing act of putting herself in danger to rescue as many [[Children]] as possible. Brown, on the other hand, being [[coward]]ly and being made of weak material and a rubber [[Black Lives Splatter|spine]], sought more to save herself, looking for cover but knowing that if she didn't at least try to save someone her cowardice would be brought up. Choosing the [[bathroom]] as her hiding place, Brown grabbed a single child and quickly locked the door behind herself. For all that is said about English [[Courage Wolf|courage]], Heidi Brown is proof that [[stereotypes]] aren't always that accurate.

== Taylor Swift ==

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Much like every piece of [[shit]] celebrity that worships [[Xenu]] and would suck the [[air]] out of your lungs just to watch you die for [[Lulz|shits and giggles]] if they had that kind of [[Power Rangers|power]], [[Bitch|Taylor Swift]] quickly called up her public relations [[South Park|guy]] and wanted to know how quickly she could make this English version Of The [[Knife Game|stabbing game]] all about her, or even have this event named after her and get people to refer to it as the '''Taylor Swift stabbing''' as a way to sell her brand.

Running straight to [[Social networking sites|social media]], as fast as her [[Slave|assistant]] could, Taylor Swift demanded that she write a heart wrenching post that would show readers that she has a beating heart and not a [[Vagina|black hole]] in her chest and might even quell the rumors that she [[Cannibalism|eats human flesh]].

{{Quote|<center>The horror of yesterday's attack in Southport is washing over me continuously, and I'm just completely in shock. The loss of life and the innocence, and the horrendous trauma inflicted on everyone who was there, the families, and first responders. These were just little kids at a dance class. I am at a complete loss for how to ever convey my sympathies to these families.|{{twitter|taylorswift13|Taylor Swift}} responding to what will be known as the Taylor Swift stabbing</center>}}

Unaware of the [[Brain|mind]] fuckery she has over her fans, there was really no need for her to play to her fans that have named themselves [[Retard|Swifties]]. Because they follow her blindly due to the [[Hypnosis|self hypnosis]] they perform on themselves bi-monthly, fans took it upon themselves to begin a fundraising campaign in her name.

Two members of the Taylor Swift UK & EU Facebook group, Cristina Jones and Holly Goldring, working with Alder Hey Children’s Hospital, set up a [[Money|fundraiser]] that made over £275,000 in 2 days. The Swifties', goal is to, in Taylor Swift's name, help the families affected by this attack and fund the funeral expenses for the families of the three young girls that were senselessly murdered for no reason.

*'''Alice Dasilva Aguiar''', 9 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]

*'''Elsie Dot Stancombe''', 7 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]

*'''Bebe King''', 6 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]

Three tiny, innocent, angelic little [[Girl IRL|girl]]s that [[Dead|died]] for no reason because a white-hating, inferior-brained, [[Nigger Kike Jew Jar|racist black man]] decided to kill them [[simp]]ly for the color of their skin.

== The Slippery Slope ==

[[File:Kitchen knife cutting board.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>They can take my cutlery from my cold, dead hands.</center>]]

Following the [[Thomas Hamilton|Dunblane school shooting]] in Scotland on March 13, 1996 that resulted in the deaths of 16 children and their teacher, the UK, having no balls, thinking about the children and wanting to give up all of their freedom the next time [[Germany]] attacks or the monarchy decides to get rid of what little bits of [[Demockery|democracy]] they have left, passed the Firearms (Amendment) (No. 2) Act 1997, which banned pistols in Great Britain.

No longer having [[Gun|handguns]] and resorting to the cutlery section of [[Walmart]] to arm themselves for attacks, English [[Star Citizen|citizens]] now blame an increasing knife culture for the recent rise in knife crime, which has led to calls for the government to do more to clamp down on and protect them from bladed weapons. Because they don't see any future problems with having nothing to cut an overcooked English steak with during dinner, they are willing to give up their knives and look at a future where [[France|French]] chefs in [[London]] will have to use plastic cutlery to prepare meals.

== Autism Diagnosis ==

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Shortly after the chimp's name was revealed, the [[Jews|news]] revealed to the British public that this poor little child killer, that you should feel sorry for and [[Crybaby|emotionally]] bond with, is in fact a victim of the horrific mind virus known as [[autism]] and is possibly also [[gay]], with neighbors describing this tree-climbing ape as being [[fag|a quiet choir boy]] who was a part of a school drama group and took part in a show in the Shaftesbury Theatre. Some have even gone on record saying that he [[virgin|never left his house]]. A textbook case of autism, but [[you]] would know that, [[4chan|wouldn't]] [[Basement-dweller|you]]?

While he sat, rocking back and forth and hitting the wall with the back of his head as he heard the charges laid against him with a smile on his face, [[autism]] support groups' hearts broke. If it wasn't for this crime, they said, no one would even know that he existed.

This, of course, totally excuses him from killing [[loli|three little white girls]], because autism is a [[unwarranted self-importance|seriously misunderstood condition]] that causes people suffering from it to not understand social cues or the laws that have been put in place to define what is considered right and wrong in society. It is a well-known [[fact]] that anyone who suffers from this condition [[Chris-chan|should always get off the hook]] because they're completely innocent. This case is a perfect excuse for a [[DINDUNUFFIN|dindu]] defense.

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|3|10 injured|5| |10|Trolled one specific female singer like fellow Britfag high scorer [[Salman Abedi]]|10|Far-righters started riots over a nigger stabbing cracker lolis|0|No bonus, just a typical [[refugee]] at work|28|F-|[[Thug posting|Axel in Southport]]}}

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== See Also ==
* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Another Hack'N'Slash player who got 3 kills.
* [[Couch Cuck]]
* [[England]]
* [[Knife]]
* [[Knife Control]]
* [[Murder]]
* [[Nigger]]
* [[School]]
* [[Yakub]]

==External Links==

*{{Wikilink|2024_Southport_stabbing|TOW coverage}}

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{{Timeline|Featured article August 5 & August 6, [[2024]]|[[You Will Never Be A Woman]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Florida]]}}

Ska01trg00sp

2024-08-15T19:55:50Z

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[[File:ShitImageboard.jpg|thumb|Abandon hope all ye who enter here.]]

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'''ska01trg00sp''' a.k.a. '''hy01skatrg-de00''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Minoru Arimaki''', [[Moonspeak]]: '''有巻稔''') is an average [[Japanese]] [[man]] who is most notable for being the creator of the now defunct '''フィギュア塗糞系画像掲示板''' (literally "''Smearing Anime Figures With Shit Imageboard''") and for his hundreds of videos and photos of himself shitting all over his stupidly expensive [[anime figures]].

{{quote|A delinquent company destroyer who has suddenly developed a penchant for smearing feces on figures.|Translation of Minoru's biography}}

== See Also ==

* [[Figure Collecting]]
* [[2chan]]
* [[4chan]]
* [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] - A huge fan of spamming ska01trg00sp images on Discord.

== External Links ==

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20111120133044/http://ska01trg00.x.fc2.com/skatrg_003.htm http://ska01trg00.x.fc2.com/skatrg_003.htm]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20111120132735/http://ska01trg00.dtiblog.com http://ska01trg00.dtiblog.com]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20080416133252/http://ska00trg00.s1.x-beat.com/picbbs/fspbbs.htm http://ska00trg00.s1.x-beat.com/picbbs/fspbbs.htm] - The first board.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20160217044038/http://ska01trg00sp.bbs.fc2.com http://ska01trg00sp.bbs.fc2.com] - The second board.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20221127024624/https://ska01trg00sp.bbs.2nt.com https://ska01trg00sp.bbs.2nt.com] - The third board.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120427232204/http://ska01trg00.x.fc2.com/skatrg_004.htm http://ska01trg00.x.fc2.com/skatrg_004.htm] - List of his vids.
* [mailto:hy01skatrg-de00＠hotmail.co.jp hy01skatrg-de00＠hotmail.co.jp] - His email.

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Angel Day

2024-08-15T19:55:29Z

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An '''Angel Day''' or '''Angelversary''' is a most joyous occasion that is often celebrated by the childless, middle-aged [[women]] who [[Memorial Page Tourism|enjoy browsing FindAGrave.com]]. An Angel Day is the celebration of the day that someone (usually a child who was brutally murdered) is sent to join [[Allah|God's]] harem in Heaven. In layman's terms, an Angel Day is '''the anniversary of the day that someone died''' – Nope, [[Lie|that's not creepy at all]]!

== Important Angel Days ==

'''July 25th, 1988''' - Judith Eva Barsi, the girl who voiced Ducky in [[Dinosaurs|The Land Before Time]], got her head blown off by her daddy.

'''September 11th, 2001''' - The day that a [[JEWS DID WTC|Zionist-orchestrated act of war]] created a traffic-jam of angels.

'''April 20th, 2006''' - [[Mitchell Henderson|An Hero Day]]

'''October 31st, 2006''' - [[16-year-old girl|Nikki Catsouras]] went faster than a speeding [[1chan|locomotive]] and became Porsche Girl.

'''May 3rd, 2007''' - [[Madeleine McCann]]'s Angel Day, although it's usually referred to by her parents as "[[Lulz|Holy shit! We managed to get away with it for another whole year!]]"

== Quotes ==

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{{morphquote|FuckYouAndFuckYourAngelDay|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;

|It's the day her son died. She thinks he became an angel that day. Angels are not humans who died, though. Angels were created as angels. We don't change from humans to angels when we die any more than animals would change to a different species.|SC, explaining that angels are created as angels

|Today is what [[Faggots|some people]] call my son’s “Angel Day,” a [[Gay|floaty]] euphemism which I find completely [[Retarded|annoying]].|sixtymilemama, having the courage to stand up and say that angel days are stupid

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
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== External Links ==

* [https://www.facebook.com/inmemoryofthechildren "In memory of all murdered children" group on Facebook]

* [http://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/10-years-ago-today-28827582/ Aaliyah wasn't young or white enough to become an angel.]

* [http://tpcmom.blogspot.com/2010/07/3-year-angel-day.html My gangsta son was murdered. Happy 3rd Angel Day!]

* [https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150722035407AAJGN5v WTF is an Angel Day?] - From [[Yahoo Answers]]

== See Also ==

* [[An Hero]] - A term of endearment given to [[Teenagers|slightly older children]] who [[Suicide|send themselves to God]].
* [[Madeleine McCann]] - Sent to Heaven by her parents.
* [[Lake Angel]] - Didn't quite make it to Heaven and ended up in a lake instead.

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[[File:AngelRight.gif]] '''[[Abortion|Happy Angel Day!]]''' [[File:AngelLeft.gif]]
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Marilyn Monroe

2024-08-15T19:54:47Z

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'''Marilyn Monroe''' was a [[Fat|chubby]], [[Dumb|blonde]] [[Hollywood]] [[whore]] who is best known for [[Fucking|banging]] and getting [[murdered]] by [[John F. Kennedy|John]] and [[Robert F. Kennedy]] on August 4, 1962.

== Gallery ==
{{cg|'''Marlyyn <s>Manson</s> Monroe Gallery'''|mcgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:MMbefortits.jpg|Her natural state
Image:MMwithtits.jpg|Got some bolt-ons
Image:MMbeaver.jpg|You know you want to eat that muffin
Image:MMready.jpg|She's ready for you
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== See Also ==

* [[John F. Kennedy]]
* [[Robert F. Kennedy]]
* [[Andy Warhol]]

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Robert F. Kennedy

2024-08-15T19:54:26Z

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'''Robert Francis Kennedy''' was an [[Americunt]] [[politician]] who is notable for being the younger brother of [[President]] [[John F. Kennedy]], [[Nepotism|serving as attorney general under his own brother]], [[murder]]ing [[Marilyn Monroe]] with the help of his brother, and eventually getting [[assassinated]] by the [[CIA]] who then successfully pinned the crime on a dumb [[Palestinian]] kid.

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== See Also ==

* [[John F. Kennedy]]
* [[Ted Kennedy]]
* [[Joe Kennedy]]
* [[Marilyn Monroe]]

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Ted Kennedy

2024-08-15T19:54:05Z

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'''Edward Moore Kennedy''', better known as '''Ted Kennedy''', was an [[Americunt]] [[politician]] who is notable for being the younger brother of [[John F. Kennedy]] and [[Robert F. Kennedy]], murdering Mary Jo Kopechne in [[Nice|1969]], and being the only Kennedy brother to not end up getting dispatched by the [[CIA]].

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== See Also ==

* [[John F. Kennedy]]
* [[Robert F. Kennedy]]

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Total Nigger Death

2024-08-15T19:53:47Z

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[[File:TotalNiggerDeathPF.jpg|thumb|200px|"''Total Nigger Death''" is a catchphrase commonly used by [[feds]] and [[gays]].]]

'''Total Nigger Death''' or '''TND''' is a catchphrase that originated on [[4chan]]'s [[pol/|/pol/]] board in [[2017]]. As one [[Obvious|could probably infer from the phrase itself]], Total Nigger Death implies that [[You|the poster]] wishes to commit a second [[Holocaust]] - except this time it will be real and the victims will be [[Niggers|those of African descent]] instead of [[Jews]]. The phrase is largely associated with [[chud]]s and [[soyjak]]s and serves as a stark reminder that 4chan hasn't had a good [[meme]] since [[2004]] and their [[13-year-old boy|edgy userbase]] has been reduced to a point where they're more obsessed with [[niggers]] than the average college-age [[white]] [[woman]] is.

The only people who are known to use the phrase "''Total Nigger Death''" [[Irony|unironically]] are [[fed|federal agents]] (typically [[CIA]] or [[FBI]]) and [[AlGore|edgy beta cuck faggots with aspirations of being America's Next Top School Shooter]].

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== The Copypasta ==

{{quote|Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.|Anonymous}}

==Endorsed by [[The Donald]]==
[[File:Trump TND.mp4|640px|center]]

== Parodies ==

<Center>{{morphquote|MUTIES|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
|Kill Mutant. Behead Mutants. Roundhouse kick a Mutant into the concrete. Slam dunk a Mutant baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Mutants Defecate in a Mutants food. Launch Mutant into the sun. Stir fry Mutant in a wok. Toss Mutants into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Mutant bonus check. Judo throw Mutant into an Mirror Bay Farm. Twist Mutant heads off. Report Mutant to the IRS. Karate chop Mutant in half. Curb stomp pregnant Mutant Women. Trap Mutant in quicksand. Crush Mutant in the trash compactor. Liquefy Mutant in a vat of acid. Eat Mutant . Dissect Mutants. Exterminate Mutant in the gas chamber. Stomp Mutant skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Mutants in the oven. Lobotomize Muntants. Mandatory abortions for Mutants Grind Mutant fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Muntant Traitors in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Mutant Scum with a ray gun. Kick old mutants Scientists down the stairs. Feed mutants to alligators. Slice Mutants children with a katana. I hate muties|[[Fallout|Frank Horrigan]]

|Kill xenos. Behead xenos. Roundhouse kick a xenos into the concrete. Slam dunk a xeno baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy xenos. Defecate in a xenos food. Launch xenos into the sun. Stir fry xenos in a wok. Toss xenos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a xenos gas tank. Judo throw xenos into a wood chipper. Twist xenos heads off. Report xenos to the IRS. Karate chop xenos in half. Curb stomp pregnant xenos. Trap xenos in quicksand. Crush xenos in the trash compactor. Liquefy xenos in a vat of acid. Eat xenos. Dissect xenos. Exterminate xenos in the gas chamber. Stomp xenos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate xenos in the oven. Lobotomize xenos. Mandatory abortions for xenos. Grind xenos fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown xenos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize xenos with a ray gun. Kick old xenos down the stairs. Feed xenos to devouring swarm. Slice xenos with a katana. I hate xenos |[[Warhammer 40,000|Space Marine]]
}}</center>

==See Also==
*[[Genocide]]
*[[Holocaust]]
*[[Dead Nigger Storage]]
*[[Chud]]
*[[Soyjak]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]

==External Links==

* [https://lawreform.nsw.gov.au/documents/Current-projects/s93z/prelim-subs/SV07_-_Jumbunna_Institute_and_National_Justice_Project.pdf The Aussies bitching over the copypasta.]

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Kennedy family

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The '''Kennedy family''' are a clan of gross [[ginger]] [[mick]]s who have been corrupting [[American]] [[politics]] for [[at least 100 years]]. The Kennedys are known for [[murder]]ing multiple [[women]] whose names all begin with "''Ma''", regularly [[cheating]] on their wives, and [[Assassination|attracting a suspiciously large amounts of bullets]] that definitely weren't fired by members of the [[Central Intelligence Agency]].

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== List of Kennedys ==

* <s>[[John F. Kennedy]]</s> - President, dispatched my the CIA
** <s>[[John F. Kennedy Jr.]]</s> - Pilot, died from not being a good pilot.
* <s>[[Robert F. Kennedy]]</s> - Senator and Presidential candidate, dispatched my the CIA
** [[Robert F. Kennedy Jr.]] - Batshit crazy person who's running third-party against Donald Trump.
*** [[Joe Kennedy III]]
* <s>[[Ted Kennedy]]</s> - Senator, died of chronic old.

== Victims ==

* [[Marilyn Monroe]] - Murdered by John and Robert.
* [[Ted Kennedy|Mary Jo Kopechne]] - Murdered by Ted.
* [[Jailbait|Martha Moxley]] - Murdered by one of the Kennedy family's cousins.

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Fiveish

2024-08-15T19:53:11Z

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[[File:FiveishClose.jpg|thumb|Fiveish]]
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'''Fiveish'''{{Jew}} is an extremely [[Ae-tan|lovable mascot character]] in the vein of [[Barney the Dinosaur]] who currently serves as the mascot for '''Oorah''', a [[Jewish]] organization from [[New Jersey]]. Fiveish is designed to appeal to [[Jewish]] [[children]] and, as such, he is designed as a giant, [[anthropomorphic]] [[U.S.]] [[Dollar|five dollar bill]]. No, we are [[Srsly|not kidding]]. The Jews actually used giant fucking [[money]] to appeal to their Jewlings.

As a Jew, Fiveish can typically be found celebrating [[Friday|Shabbos]] or [[Hanukkah|Chanukah]] when he's not out committing [[Fraud|financial crimes]]. Fiveish also stars in several horrifying [[CGI]] animated segments in Oorah's '''SHMORG'''.

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== Oorah ==

'''Oorah Kiruv Rechokim, Inc''' ([[Hebrew]]: '''עורה קירבו רחוקים''') was founded in Lakewood Township, [[New Jersey]], in [[1980]] by [[Rabbi]] Chaim Mintz. The organization's name can be translated as "''Awaken and bring in those who are far.''" and it exists with the goal of "''awakening Jewish children and their families to their heritage.''"

== See Also ==

* [[Farfour]] - Fiveish's enemy.
* [[Abraham Lincoln]]
* [[Barney the Dinosaur]]
* [[Robin Williams|Death to Smoochy]]
* [[Clippy]]

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Boykisser

2024-08-15T19:52:49Z

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''This article is about a gay-ass meme known as "boykisser". If you were looking for older men who like sissified young boys, see: [[Boylove]].''
[[File:Pedobear boykisser.png|thumb]]
[[File:Uliekmudkipzdontyou.png|thumb|You liek kissing mudkipz, don't you?]]
'''Boykisser''' (sometimes known as '''[[creepy|Little Boykisser]]''') is a meme featuring a white fluffy animal of indefinite species that [[globohomo|hypnotises the beholder into becoming gay]]. In its essence, it is very comparable to the older and more iconic meme known as [[Pedobear]] (or perhaps even more strikingly to [[Shotacat]]), except whereas Pedobear is used in mocking respite of deranged pedophiles on the internet, boykisser actually is used by and for deranged pedophiles on the internet, 'cause leave it to only a pedophile to euthanize the blatant term "pedophile" into something slightly more innocent yet still extremely faggotty. If boy kisser were to be canonized into the ranks of the [[Pedopals]], he would infallibly become their patron saint of [[femboys]]. Since boykisser is both a [[some argue|cute]] mascot and clearly an LGBT icon, its no wonder that it is mostly popular with a particular sect of homosexuality involving teenagers that wear high-thigh stockings and skirts in an attempt to appear and feel cute.

==r/littleboykisser==
r/littleboykisser is a [[subreddit]] dedicated to this meme and is filled with [[artfag|faggy artists]] and 13-year old boys shearing their stories of how they had their first kiss with another boy. This subreddit is probably the 2nd largest grooming site and little boy concubine supply chain for boykisser enthusiasts aside from [[Discord]] itself.

==See Also==
*[[Furluminati]]
*[[Little Boy Lover Forum]]
*[[Thug Hunters]]

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Open world

2024-08-15T19:52:27Z

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[[File:GTADefinitiveMap.jpg|thumb|This is what counted as "''open world''" in [[2004]].]]

'''Open world''' games are [[video games]] that let [[you]] go anywhere and [[Lie|do anything]]. Open world games are often incredibly overambitious and filled up the ass with [[bugs]].

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== True Open World ==

* [[Grand Theft Auto V]]
* [[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind]]
* [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]]
* [[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]]
* [[Fallout 3]]
* [[Fallout: New Vegas]]
* [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]
* [[Far Cry 5]]
* [[Shit|Far Cry 6]]
* [[Cyberpunk 2077]]

== Closed Open World ==

* [[Grand Theft Auto III]]
* [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]
* [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]
* [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]
* Far Cry 2
* Far Cry 3
* Far Cry 4
* Far Cry Primal
* [[Elden Ring]]
* [[The Witcher|The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt]]
* Sniper Ghost Warrior 3

== Open Area/Segmented ==

* [[The Outer Worlds]]
* [[Fable]]
* [[Fable 2]]

== See Also ==

* [[Grand Theft Auto]]
* [[Eurojank]]

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Project 2025

2024-08-15T19:51:52Z

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'''Project 2025''' or the '''Presidential Transition Project''' is a [[fan fiction|hypothetical roadmap]] for the future of the [[Jewnited States]] that was created by [[conservative]] spunk tank '''The Heritage Foundation''' in order to more easily [[masturbate]] to their [[Unrealistic expectations|absurd fantasies]] about what [[Donald Trump]]'s second term as [[President]] of the Jewnited States will entail.

== What Project 2025 Entails ==

idk some conservative bullshit

== What Leftards Think Project 2025 Entails ==

Leftards, being as braindead and divorced from reality as they are, believe that Project 2025 will entail the following:

* Donald Trump will personally exterminate all the [[niggers|black people]].
* Donald Trump will give the nuclear codes to [[Putin]].
* Liberals will be sent to death camps.
* Trans genocide
* Hitler is resurrected

== Heritage Foundation Gets Hacked by Furfags ==

<pre>
Mike Howell:
This is Mike Howell of the Heritage Foundations Oversight Project
I'd like to chat
Would you be willing to have a call or some other means of communication

vio:
hello! unfortunately im not able to call, i can only stick to text communication. if you have another platform youd prefer, i'm open to adapting how i can.

Mike Howell:
This platform is fine
What is that you are seeking or threatening?

vio:
we want to make a message and shine light on who exactly supports the heritage foundation. we dont want anything more than that, not money and not fame. we're strongly against Project 2025 and everything the heritage foundation stands for.

Mike Howell:
That's why you hacked us?
Just for that?

vio:
yes. it should be obvious thats all we want based on our history as a hacktivist group, we dont seek money.

Mike Howell:
Ok listen to me closely
We are in the process of identifying and outting members of your group

Reputations and lives will be destroyed

Closeted Furries will be presented to the world for the degenerate perverts they are

You cannot hide
Your means are miniscule compared to mine. You now can either turn yourself in or you can cooperate

vio:
none of our members will be identified or outted by your organisation built on hatred. the only ones deserving of a destroyed life are those within your organisation.
you want me to cooperate? with what, spreading misinformation and hatred? we wont turn against our own people.

Mike Howell:
Your own people turned against nature. We will only accelerate the cycle.

vio:
nature has no defined set of rules, no authority, just like it should be. humans can do what they want and yet you choose to support an organisation to harm innocent people. why? how can you justify this to yourself, knowing youre threatening the rights and lives of other human lives? the people you hate could be anyone, your friend, your mom, your sibling.

Mike Howell:
God created nature, and nature's laws are vicious. It is why you have to put on a perverted animal costume to satisfy your sexual deviances. It is why you are forced to hide like a coward
You violated our rights and broke the law. You have no standing to discuss such matters

vio:
the rights your org violates will be 10x worse than any crime ive committed. you do not follow god if you use religion as a crutch to hate people. while i hide behind a screen to fight for my rights, you hide behind religion to attack the rights of others.

Mike Howell:
Would you like to meet virtually or send an emissary to meet in person

vio:
i would like to be left alone without my rights being threatened.

Mike Howell:
Are you aware that you won't be able to wear a furry tiger costume when you're getting pounded in the ass in the federal prison I put you in next year?

vio:
such unprofessional language from an executive director, would you mind if i shared this? :3

Mike Howell:
Please share widely. I hope the word spreads as fast as the STDs do in your degenerate furry community.

vio:
meow :3
(image of cat :3)

Mike Howell:
Bestiality is a weird sin. It shows you've gone a "few clicks" too far in trying to satiate your deviant appetite.

vio:
whats ur opinion on vore

Mike Howell:
My advice is that you get out of mommy's basement, iron your shirt, buy a girl a drink, and ask her out instead of googling new deviances for you to fixate on

vio:
brb im writing a post about you. would you like me to immediately post your dox publicly or tease it for a little while first? :D

Mike Howell:
whatever you prefer, i'm tied up with the fbi issuing a 2702 order on your social media.
you arent that sneaky for your line of work
(screenshot of our bitcoin wallet's transactions)

vio:
omg you learned how to look up the public history of my bitcoin address!!! good job pal im proud of you :D
</pre>

== What Trump Will Actually Do ==

* Lower inflation.
* Lower taxes.
* Death camps for beaners.
* Suck [[Israel]]'s circumcised dick for 4 more years.

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Elphaba Orion Doherty

2024-08-15T19:51:30Z

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[[File:OnionDohurty .jpg|thumb]]

Not to be confused with: <s>Elphaba Thropp.</s>
''Elphaba Orion Doherty'' aka '''Onion Dohurty''' is a desperate fake-trans wannabe content creator on TikTok who live streams at all hours of the day.

Elphaba, has made their way into dramaville after they were caught by many of her ex-followers for faking Tourettes, Seizures and other conditions such as autism.

Social media users began pulling many videos where they speculated that Elphaba was just pretending to have diseases, to gain more attention and followers. It's pretty clear the one condition Elphaba has, Foetal Alcohol Syndrome, is the one they denied having the most.

Elphaba has been banned several times from Tiktok, but like a flea infestation, it's hard to get rid of and keeps coming back worse than before.

{{quote|“It's not the fucking Corona Virus, scabies cannot fucking kill you. Scabies is a very unpleasant thing to have, and no there was no one pregnant near me okay? No one was pregnant near me. I said to the people beside me I am recovering from scabies, I have the cream on!”|Elphaba - ScabiesGate}}

Elphaba is nothing more than a British [[lulzcow]] who buys her followers, likes and views. You may be asking, “How the fuck does one become like Elphaba on TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a smartphone or a web browser, some level of mental handicap, no ability to sing and then you can feast on all the vulnerable people's income that you can eat. If you want to create some TikTok's like Elphaba's, follow these steps:

#Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
#Do a shit on live or screech out a song or make a loud obnoxious sound at 2:34am
#???
#PROFIT!

= LolCow Behaviour =

For some unknown reason, With only a few exceptions, Elphaba cannot break the cycle and regain their humanity. Some of the best examples of Elphaba are when they initially tried to set themselves up as a formidable internet entity, a singer and entertainer.
Ironically, over extended periods of well deserved trolling, Elphaba start taking on the traits of those that torment them. Whether this is a coping mechanism, a side effect of spending too long on Tiktok, or because Elphaba lost all their real friends and only have the trolls to relate to is something that warrants further research.

Elphaba regularly likes to remind people on lives that they are "more pretty" than you, have more friends than you, is better at make up than you and more people like her and is way richer than you at the same time Elphaba in lives often realises that that no one gives a shit, and no one likes them, so decides to cry about it and lash out in some spectacular fashion all while on a live just to have someone to BAAAAAW to, about their problems.

If Elphaba had anywhere near as much money as they claimed they could easily afford a therapist weekly or every other week and wouldn't need to regularly go to A&E and demand to be seen sooner just because "I am Elphaba".

= Transgender Queries =

Elphaba has scammed many people on TikTok claiming the money is going to supposed surgery funds. Elphaba has claimed this for over five years now and still has not spoken to a private clinic for hormones and has not even legally changed their name. Elphaba has admitted they just want money and have no intention of transitioning on multiple occasions. They genuinely endanger women and other genuine transpeople but by filming in women's toilets which is fucked up and puts us at risk.

{{quote|“You can't just put on lipstick then go and shit in the women's bathroom.”|Joe Rogan - Burn The Boats.}}

= Other Characters In The Elphaba Universe =

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Elphaba's Dad got out when the going was good and hasn't been with Elphaba growing up. He was largely an enigma until Elphaba dropped all his contact information one day in a livestream including his YouTube channel. He appears to indulge in metal detecting around the country. On his youtube channel and there are a few videos showing photos of him which appeared the a few days after Elphaba dropped his details on a live without his consent and without discussing it with him first and how he'd feel about that.

Maria, Elphaba's mother, is a conspiracy theorist of the highest degree. She believes that governments have a secret facility where they are breeding and cloning dinosaurs such as velociraptors which were then released. She posted it on her Facebook trying to convince friends and family of this too.

= Scandals=

Some of Elphaba's top ten scandals as ranked by Jake Baz:

# Entering Autism's Got Talent and winning, without having autism.
# Changing her subscriber fee from £5 to £50 which automatically billed people without notification.
# Taking money for gender transitioning which Elphaba has confirmed isn't happening and filming in women's toilets
# Faking diagnosis of Autism, Tourettes and Seizures.
# Contactless card payments for photos in nightclubs.
# Begging for gifts, but only the big gifts not small payment gifts.
# Not following through on charity work, not donating to food banks when promised.
# Blatant racism and inappropriate use of AAV#
# Elphaba getting ticks and fleas but owns no pets or animals.
# Skiddie boxers.

Phonefags

2024-08-15T19:51:11Z

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[[File:phonefags.png|thumb|right|Beware of Romanians]]
'''Phonefags''' (or more politely '''phone collectors''') may seem like an irrelevant group of [[Asperger's Syndrome|speds]] online, and that's exactly what they are. They are a subspecies of [[Europe|Euromonkeys]] that typically hang around in [[Hugbox|hugboxes]] online, and occasionally visit autistic websites like [[BonziWORLD]]. They have 500 constantly changing factions that hate each other over nothing, while also being the exact same thing. This likely comes from their origins, as most phonefags are from the [[Balkans]], and the ones that aren't are from underdeveloped Eastern European countries, meaning they already have a natural hatred towards fellow phonefags. This combined with the fact that [[ESL|none of them can fucking into speak English is are properly]], so they can't understand each other, means it's no wonder that they are constantly in some internet sissy fight. One thing that unites them all is that they have huge collections of phones that they brag about, and all of them are severely autistic, making them previously decent [[lolcows]] that have now been milked dry.
==Language==
If you're gonna interact with a phonefag, you need to know what they're talking about. Linguists around the world have been trying to solve this mystery, and this is the closest they have gotten to deciphering the incantations used by phonefags. Grammar is not needed, you just need to guess where the words were supposed to go.
*Taci - It is believed to mean "shut up" in [[Romanian]], but in phonefag-ish it means "pwease swtawp bwullying mwe".
*Pula - Used at random, means "dick" in Romanian.
*Beach - Perhaps the most infamous phonefag word. [[Swearing|Mommy said no bad words.]]
*ROMphonix - [[Phonefags#ROMphonix|More on this one l8r.]]
*Fard - A [[Eproctophilia|fetish]] most phonefags have.
*🤡 - Not a word, but phonefags speak in hieroglyphics. This one is a form of punctuation.
*And like a billion more
With this in mind, here's an example of a phonefag sentence:
"RACIST PULA BEACH STOP SAYING N WORD 🤡🤡🤡 TACI BEACH I BET YOU USE SAMSUNG SNWRUOE284 MODEL🤡🤡🤡"
=="Relevant" members==
Of course, there's no such thing as a relevant phonefag, that would be a paradox, but within the 6 million different circlejerks of these faggots there are bound to be some local micro-celebrities. Many of these people are gone, most likely of natural causes since the countries they live in usually have a life expectancy of 23 seconds. Note that most of these people probably hate every other person on this list for doing the exact same shit they themselves do.
===Saytaiyrsh===
The [[Russian]] nigger who "coined" (stole) 99% of the phonefag words. He doesn't know Romanian so nobody knows why so many of the words are used by [[Theft|Romanians]]. It may be possible that he is a closet gypsy. He is the rotten asshole of the community and, despite inventing the phonefag language, everyone shits on him except the 3 bots that worship him. He will also treat you as a [[Vyond|tier 5 bad user]] if you say the evil nigger word, making him extremely easy to troll if he doesn't block you instantly.
===Felix Celepota===
A [[Turkish]] border hopper cockroach who currently infests [[Austria]]. His whole gimmick is sending videos of speedtests where his Turkcell niggernet gets 0.00001 RPM, and talking about how rich he is (which '''he is not''' BTW). Aside from recording himself testing his dial up speed Wi-Fi, he also talks about how heckin' bad and le evil the [[EU]] is, while also saying Toorkey is the greatest country on Earth. He is rejected by most of the other phonefags but as you'd expect, he has some devout followers who worship him and would probably sacrifice babies to him.
===[[David Egan]]===
David John Egan IV, also known as SgtPepperArc360 or David Eggman, is the '''only''' confirmed non-European phonefag. As phonefags do, he is in an internet sissy fight with another phonefag called SgtDanielArc360 (a.k.a. [[BonziWORLD#Onute_Saulute|Jabba]], the master of JabbaScript hax and David's arch nemesis). His biggest contribution to the world is a video where he bitches about Jabba for 10 straight minutes and says "2023 is NOT my year". Tragically, he baleeted the original.
===Randumbship (Ran)===
Ran is not relevant to phonefags, but he is the true epitome of a phonefag. He's a Romanian gypsy negro and one of the biggest phonefag lolcows. His hobbies include reporting Pisscord servers where the owner's account has been banned (anarchy servers) and uhhhhh.... Ran is also an [[attention whore]] who thinks he's super relevant and contributes so many meaningful things to the internet. In fact, Ran holds up the very foundation of the universe we live in, and without his pula taci beachings we would all not exist. He also hung around with a circlejerk that trolls [[Diogo]] and sends CP similarly to Diogo. The image at the top of this article is a representation of Ran.
===Other faggots===
*David Khoa - Records autistic phonefag videos of him shoving the Samsung Model HCBFR Pro Plus Edition up his prolapsed rectum or something.
*Jabba Saulute - The fat Lithuanian script kiddie who cannot into the English at all. He is more well known for his activity on [[BonziWORLD]] but he is still a phonefag, shown by his huge boner for something called Samsung Fun Club. Despite his horrendous grammar and nonsensical insults he is taken very seriously by other phonefags.
*Maren - The least autistic phonefag, which isn't saying much. Previously made a phonefag article but it sucked ass and got [[Baleet|baleeted]]. He is hated by Jabba, making him a bad hippo user dragon.
*Doctor Virus - Some sperg who claims to have a "joking disease" and died of rage when some troll made a shitty bot with his name and profile pic that would spew nonsense every few seconds.

==ROMphonix==
ROMphonix is where phonefags go after they die and get to be with the divine LG KikePhone 2923. In reality it's some shitty [[Discord|Jewcord]] server, and while writing about Pisscord servers is not lulzy, ROMphonix must be mentioned due to it being the center of phonefaggotry and effectively a phonefag [[Jews|synagogue]]. Phonefags typically threaten eachother with "I WILL GET YOU BANNED FROM ROMPHONIX YOU TIKI BEACH🤡🤡🤡". If a phonefag is actually banned from ROMphonix, they are 99% guaranteed to become [[an hero]]. ROMphonix admins are also hailed as gods across the whole community. The sewer itself is not autistic, it's just some faggots collecting old ROMs or something, but it attracts autists just like your local KFC attracts [[George Floyd]].

==Videos==
As with almost every other herd of lolcows, phonefags have a presence on YouTube. So do some of their trolls. Jabba is perhaps the biggest one (both a lolcow and troll) who hasn't baleeted all of his videos yet, so you might see him being over-represented.
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==External Links==
*[http://www.romphonix.org/ ROMphonix Website] - ('''NOTE''': They haven't figured out HTTPS yet so you'll totally get [[Hacker|haxed]])
*[http://jabba.gay/ Jabba's Website] - Probably the best website in Lithuania ('''NOTE''': It logs your IP so turn your [[VPN]]s on)

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NekoRikiRawrr

2024-08-15T19:50:31Z

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Well, I made this page, you get to edit it. Feel free to remove this text while you're at it. 
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For starters, Shade Amburgey, also known as NekoRikiRawrr, is a [[16-year-old girl| 16 year old]] [[scene|scenfag]], [[Asperger's Syndrome|asspie]], and [[Furry|furfag]] all in one who somehow has the delusion that [[Agent Smith]] has a crush on her. Most of her faggotry occurs on [[deviantART]], however people have reported sighting her elsewhere[[File:checkers.jpg|thumb|A [[sarcasm|skillfully drawn]] picture of herself. ]] 

Unsurprisingly, she is also a [[Linkin Park]] fangirl.

===Her "art" ===
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File:freakonaleash.jpg|Of course this faggot is an [[Invader Zim]] fangirl
File:seizureinducing.jpg|An alleged [[Neopets|xweetok]], complete with seizure inducing colors
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[[File:catkilla.jpg|She has the balls to make merchandise of her "art"
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===External Links===
*[https://nekorikirawrr.deviantart.com] Her deviantART
*[https://www.friendproject.net/view_profile.php?member_id=350543] Her FriendProject account. It's like [[MySpace]] for faggots

===See also===
*[[Attention Whore]]

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Gleb Korablev

2024-08-15T19:50:01Z

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablev'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 13, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 17, 2019 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Russian]]  [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Moscow, [[Russia]]}}
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'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablev''' (September 13, 2001 - October 17, 2019; 18 years old at time of death) was a [[Ruskie]] [[Loser|failure at life]] that decided to become [[an hero]] on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]) by shooting himself in the head with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun. After a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled '''1444''', the video cemented its place on teh [[internets]] as the Ruskie version of [[Ronnie McNutt]].

==The Video==
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==See Also==
*[[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG live an hero.
*[[Shuaiby]] - The [[sandnigger]] predecessor.
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - The [[Americunt]] successor.

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Oskar Dirlewanger

2024-08-15T19:49:37Z

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[[Image:Dirlewanger.jpg|left|thumb|Dirlewanger's [[No|pretty]] little mug.]]

Ever had a [[Murder|violent]] or otherwise [[Rape|antisocial]] urge that the [[Jews|confines of society]] didn't let you fulfill? Did you then proceed to fight for your country in a brutal trench war only to get wounded to the point where you're quote "40% disabled?" Did you then proceed to get kicked out of a school for [[Awesome|being too antisemitic for 1920s Germany]], pursue a [[LOL|political science degree]], join the nascent Nazi party, fuck [[Jailbait|a 14 year old]] and proceed to then fight in WW2 and rape, murder and loot your way through [[Poland|eastern]] [[Belarus|europe]]? No? Well this motherfucker has. [[Trannies|Ladies]] and gentlemen, give it up for the one and only '''Oskar Dirlewanger!'''

==Humble beginnings==
[[Image:Dirlefat.jpg|left|thumb|Rape sum facking poles!]]
Dirlewanger was born in the [[Oldfag|19th century]] only to proceed to sign up for the meatgrinder that was world war 1. There he fought with [[Awesome|surprising courage]], getting heavily wounded in the process. Many [[Jews|historians]] theorise that the wounds themselves were likely what tipped Oskar over the edge, but the leading theory on the internet is that dirlewanger turned into a rapist to make up for his [[Incel|involuntary celibacy]] during his adolescence. That's right, despite being 6 foot and born into a fairly well situated family Dirlewanger [[Fail|never married]], which is grounds for speculation that Dirlewanger's motivations were those of a [[virgin with rage]].
Despite this minor setback, though, Dirlewanger managed to get his life somewhat back on track after the first world war. Described as [[Ethan Ralph|"a mentally unstable, violent fanatic and alcoholic, who had the habit of erupting into violence under the influence of drugs"]], Dirlewanger [[Awesome|joined the Freikorps to fight communists]] and studied at a commercial school from which he was discharged for antisemitism. His commie-bashing exploits were very successful, earning him hero status in one city (a comedic foreshadowing of things to come, perhaps?) and he even managed to study at a university, earning a [[LOL|political science]] degree and commanding a Nazi-[[Theft|liberated]] jewish textile factory.
This is where his first foray into child molestation begins, as he was convinced for, [[LOL|among other things]], "contributing to the delinquency of a minor with whom he was sexually involved." Dirlewanger also fought in the spanish civil war, where he got wounded AGAIN and made it out alive AGAIN.

==World war 2==
By luck or divine providence Oskar had a friend that bailed him out of everything in the form of Gottlob Berger, who managed to get him a snazzy SS brigade of his own, the '''SS-Sturmbrigade Dirlewanger.''' Oskar wasted no time and immediately started rounding up all the [[Trolls|rapists, murderers, mentally ill, faggots and other assorted scum of the earth]] to help him in his [[Trolling|noble endeavors]] in eastern europe. His trolling clique was kept in line through beatings and murder to make sure maximum rape was achieved, and the brigade of "troops" happily waltzed their way through the eastern front.
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[[Image:Dirlejoker.jpg|left|thumb|Wanna know how <s>I</s> she got these scars?]]
===Poland===
Dirlewanger was deployed to quell the Warsaw uprising and quickly brutalised the population so much that [[Troll's remorse|other german units demanded his withdrawal]]. OsKKKar didn't give a shit though, and managed to rack up a kill tally of [[Over 9000|over '''40000''' civillians]] in a little over TWO DAYS. Quoting [[TOW]]: "In the defeat of the Uprising, it was reported that the Dirlewanger Brigade burned prisoners alive with gasoline, [[Baby Fuck|impaled babies]] on bayonets and stuck them out of windows and hung women upside down from balconies".
===Choice exploits, [[LOL|most directly quoted from TOW]]===
* Dirlewanger burned three hospitals with patients inside while the nurses were "whipped, gang-raped and finally hanged naked, together with the doctors" to the accompaniment of the popular song "In München steht ein Hofbräuhaus"
* Dirlewanger took a baby from a woman who was standing in the crowd in the street. He lifted the child high and then threw it into the fire. Then he shot the mother.
* He massacred roughly 350 children by shooting them and slamming rifle butts into their heads
* Dirlewanger also had a habit of hanging people every Thursday, whether it be Poles or [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|his own men]], often being the one to kick the chair out from underneath them
* Injected jewish women with strychnine to watch them convulse
* Described as "an expert in extermination and a devotee of sadism and necrophilia"
* [[Pedobear|Raped children regardless of their gender]]
==The end?==
[[Image:Dirletrollface.jpg|left|thumb|U mad, bro?]]
If by the end of this article any [[Atheism|faggot atheists]] dare to question the existence of God they will be raped by the vengeful ghost of dirlewanger himself, because dirlewanger sustained 12 injuries JUST IN ww2 and managed to live throughout the entire war, proving himself once and for all to be [[Satan|God's]] chosen champion. His post war accounts wary, with some saying that he was beaten to death after his [[BME|testicles were obliterated]] by polish guards, while others say that he [[U MAD|managed to escape]] and either joined the french foreign legion or escaped to Egypt.
All in all, you have to admire the motherfucker's tenacity. After all, when life gave him bullets and shrapnel, [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder|he made rapenade]].

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