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Palestine

2025-06-07T05:02:04Z

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:[[Image:Merge-arrows.gif]] ''[[some argue|It has been suggested]] that this country should be merged with [[Israel]]. Please promote the peace process by giving all your Jew-gold to AIPAC.''
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{{ibrow|'''Name'''|State of Palestine<br>دولة فلسطين‎ (Arabic)<br><s>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל‎ (Hebrew)</s>}}
{{ibrow|'''National Anthem'''|<s>''Kike Poem''</s><br>''Fida'i''}}
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>[[Islam#Sharia Law|Islamic Theocracy]] Emirate</s><br>Semi-Presidental Republic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Capital'''|Jerussalem (de Facto)}}
{{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|November 15, 1998}}
{{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Mahmoud Abbas (President) <br>Mohammad Shtayyeh (Prime Minister)}}
{{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Palestinian Arabs <br>'''Minority''': Palestinian Jews}}
{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|None<br>Egyptian Pound<br>Israeli Shekel <br> Jordanian Dinar <br>}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Islam]]<br>[[Christianity]]<br>[[Judaism]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|5 Million}}
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'''Palestine''' (Arabic: '''فلسطين'''), also known as '''Fuck-You-I-Was-Here-First-Land''' is the drama headquarters of the world; no single place in the world has generated this much drama since [[Nazi]] [[Germany]]. Palestine continually gets [[pwned]] by [[Israel]] (Palestinians are Israel's experemental labmice), and Palestinians, due to their racial handicap, are prone to [[An hero|spontaneous detonation]], causing much annoyance and [[I did it for the lulz|lulz]]. The Palestinians lived in Palestine since the [[Muslim]]s raped the [[Greece|Byzantines]], while the Jews lived there since before [[lolita|lolitas]] were invented. According to [[Rachel Corrie]], this makes the Palestinians the indigenous, native people of the land. Most recently, Palestinians in [[Gaza War|Gaza]] generated enormous drama on the world stage. It has been suggested that Palestinians have just as much of a persecution complex as do [[Jews]].

==Islamic Jihad==
Muslims of all variations believe in one thing: That [[Nazi|Jews should be killed]] and [[Israel]] should be [[Londonistan|taken over by Muslims]]. Therefore, in [[1990s|1997]] the "Jihad" was founded. [[Jihad Jane|Jihad]] (Arabic for ''[[Bro|clubhouse]]''), is a [[Terrorist|community]] center in [[Secks|Ram]][[allah]] where [[Nazi|absolutely no Jews are allowed!]] Some Jew once attempted to [[Secks|enter]] Jihad, but [[NO U|they were turned away promptly]]. Smaller "Jihad" franchises are popping up all over the world. It is estimated that by [[Future|2017]], [[Good|all Palestinians will have died]] due to attempting to [[Indian|operate Slurpee machines]] using only one arm. Recently, [[GOTIS|Internet Jihadis]] have been pwned. See [[jihadunspun.com]].

== Palestine and [[Statistics]] ==
The Palestinians as a nation owe their existence to a paradox in statistics. Consider this:
* If you say that [[Arabs]] lost about 1% of their turf - the part which has absolutely no oil - it doesn't sound like much.
* But if you say that the [[Arabs|Palestinians]] were bestolen half their precious homeland, it suddenly sounds like a lot, even though it's only half of nothing. It's like that time when you found that ex-boyfriend of yours two-timing with that tranny whore.
* Thus, some of the Arabs now call themselves "Palestinians". This makes their claim to the land called "Palestine" fully justified, and international [[Rachel Corrie | solidarity]] follows.

The only reason why those camel fuckers call themselves "Palestinians" is so that their claim to the Holy Land of Israel would appear legit to morons. In plain English, Palestinians are towelhead camel-fucking whining poverty-stricken sub-human parasites camped out on the Israelis' front lawn trying to drum up enough of a pity party to hold back the bulldozers from trashing their Occupy Batshit Crazy Religious Landmarks protest.


== History ==
[[Image:Vespasian.jpg|right|thumb|Emperor Vespasian took the [[Jews]] out of Palestine and gave it to the Muslims in the name of [[Lulz]] and [[Allah]]]]

===Summary===
Canaanites were the first to happily inhabit Palestine, but then Hell summoned the Jews, and lulz ensued: the Israelites raped the Canaanites, the Assyrians raped the Israelites, the Babylonians raped the Assyrians, the Persians raped the Babylonians (and [[epic fail|freed the Jews]]), the Greeks raped the Persians, the Jews raped the Greeks, the Romans raped the Jews ([[gangbang|various times]]), the Byzantines also raped the Jews, the Sunni Arabs raped the Byzantines, the Shia Arabs raped the Sunni Arabs, the Crusaders raped the Arabs, the Mamelucks raped the Crusaders, the Ottomans raped the Mamelucks, the British raped the Ottomans, the British [[loser|left]], the neo-Jews raped the Palestinians, and the Palestinians raped themselfs (see [[suicide bomber]]).

===Roman period===

Jews lived in the land before Islam even existed. When the [[Roman Empire|Romans]] invaded ancient Israel [[at least 100 years ago|at least 2,000 years ago]], the Jews were afraid. They were petrified, and thought the [[wops]] were there to stay. Then they spent so many nights thinking how the Romans did them wrong, and thought that they grew strong and that they knew how to get along. Shortly after killing [[Jesus|the Lord and savior of all mankind]] [[divide by zero|in cooperation with the Roman state]], they tried to kick the Romans out, but of course most of them did not survive and were subsequently punished with 2,000 years of [[epic fail]]. In fact the Roman Emperor Vespasian said [[All Your Base|"ALL YOUR LAND ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!"]] and sent the legions along with a healthy contingent of Arab mercenaries.

After severely [[Pwnt|pwning]] the Jews he took two thirds of the population and scattered them all across [[Europe]] [[for the lulz]]. To thank the Arab Muslims for their help, he let them settle Israel and call it "Palestine". And that’s how [[Allah]] gave the holy land to the [[Muslims]]. If you say Palestine belongs to Jews, you hate Allah and you disrespect the great Roman emperor. This is why [[LOL WUT|if somebody ever took something from you even though Allah or Emperor Vespasian told you it's yours, you've been Palestined]].

=== Palestine Remembered ===
[[Image:Palestine division.png|thumb|right|200px|How Palestine should have been divided.]]
The British Mandate of Palestine was established in 1922 and included today's Israel and Jordan (called Transjordan back in the day). Both Jews and Arabs lived in Palestine long before that happened. First the Arabs got Jordan, then they got the so-called "Palestinian territories" Judea, Samaria and Gaza, and now they want the rest of Israel too.

There is also a Palestine organisation called "Palestine Remembered", who remember Palestine as a sort of country which Jews invaded in 1948. Never mind that this never actually happened - what they are doing is similar to how your theRapist helps you "remember" that you were molested as a child. Although it's probably true in [[you | your case]].

=== Gaza Blockade ===
Why do the Jews actually bother doing that blockade crap when they could spend their time polishing [[Jew Gold]] instead? The thing is, Gaza is ruled by Hamas [[Allah|mudslime]], and they insist on playing with Quassam fireworks in the Israel's backyard. This seriously scares the Jew dogs (dogs are really scared of fireworks [[BTW]]), and so to stop them, Jews decided to wage a real war, permabanning about 1,000 Hamas supporters. Hamas still insists on playing with their fireworks and they are still planning to permaban all of Israel one day. The latter actually does worry the Jews, because who knows how things will be in 50 or 100 years? They could very well end up back in [[Germany|Holocaust]] or [[Russia|Gulag]].

Nothing short of a [[Holocaust|final permaban]] of all Palestinians would stop the fireworks, and even the Jews thought that that would be a little disproportionate. So instead, they decided to shut off Gaza from everything except food, hoping that Hamas would eventually [[Ragequit|get tired of playing and leave]].

In a more recent development, Jews decided to [[Pwn|permaban]] the Hamas fireworks chief [[Moonspeak|Abdullah Aikillal Yehudim]]. This resulted in a joyous Palestinian mob firing all of their fireworks at once, ensuring that the lulz will continue for decades to come. However, thanks to the sharp eyes, quick reflexes, and keen detective work of the [[JIDF|Israeli Defense Force]], only [[over 9,000|12,000]] fireworks have crossed the border into Palestine, which still makes them more effective than the [[Sheriff Joseph M. Arpaio|American border patrol]] and their [[War on Drugs]].

There was also some drama when a bunch of [[Terrorist|peace-loving Muslim Brotherhood hippies]] tried to jump the Gaza blockade and replenish Gaza's fireworks supply. Jew commandos managed to stop them, but not before discovering that, like most Palestinians, these "peace-loving" muslims were actually armed with pipes and batons. As the common saying "don't bring a pipe to a gunfight" doesn't translate well into Arabic, [[Moar]] lulz ensued.

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==How to make a HAMAS Hero!==
When [[babyfuck|the child is ready]], the Palestinian parent will send him to learn how to be [[an hero]]. Here is what the children will learn at the [[Nazi|HAMAS]] camp:
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Or, if you live in [[England|England]] and you are an [[Nambla|activist]], as well as [[Shit|musical talent]] you can make a crappy song about how evil [[God|Israel]] is and gain some [[Rape|awards]] for it, and you can become a [[Nazi|hero]] as well once it becomes [[Shit|good]].
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Or if you're an [[Iraq|Iraqi]] attention whore in [[Soviet Canuckistan|Canuckistan]] who's only form of employment is trying (and [[Fail|failing) to "troll"]] those Zionists at [[Protest|protests]], you can make a [[Rap|crappy rap song]] and feel self-important while the local Jews laugh at you.
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If [[Tom and Jerry#Don't you belive it!|you don't belive it]], try this yourself!

[[File:Palestinian Playground.jpg|thumb|center|Typical kids' playground on the Gaza Strip. These sliding boards were intended for use by Jewish kids, but the Model Rocketry Club plays here a lot lately.]]
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== Kid's TV ==
=== Denmark ===
This shit is as real as Marilyn Manson is ugly. In this video, the fluffy pink bunny and the cute little girl tell children to go to [[Denmark]] and kill a few people. Encyclopedia Dramatica supports this message 100% (that is unless it interferes with the output of [[Muhammad cartoons]]). When the DVD is released, you should buy it for your own child, along with a one-way ticket to Copenhagen.
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(Confirmation in a [http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/05/10/mideast.mouse/index.html CNN article], [http://www.vg.no/nyheter/utenriks/midtosten/artikkel.php?artid=502522 Norwegian newspaper article])

===Other Stuff===
Other examples of how children are brainwashed for hatred by a fascist regime.

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== Mein Summer Kampf ==
Also known as the [[Jihad]] summer camp. Nuff said. Oh, and it's funded by the UN.
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== The Catastrophe ==
[[Image:dinosaurextinction.jpg|130px|thumb|The granddaddy of all Palestinians]]
Guess which one of the following events is called "the catastrophe" by the Palestinians:
* Chernobyl Catastrophe <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span>
* The Great Irish Famine <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span>
* Khmer Rouge Cambodian Genocide <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span>
* Halabja poison gas attack, Anfal Genocide <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NOPE</span>
* Holocaust [[Lolocaust | <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">LOLOLOLOL</span>]]
* Triassic–Jurassic mass extinction event <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span>
* The Palestinians decided to walk about 50 km in 1948. <span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">YES!</span>

Yes, the Arab word for catastrophe or calamity is "Al-Naqba", and the Palestinians use it exclusively for that one hike in '48.

== Apartheid Wall ==
Keeping the Palestinians separated from the Jews with a wall is Apartheid, because the Palestinians like to blow up Jews just as much as those damn niggas wanted to vote.

== Fun Facts ==
[[image:Catbollah vs dograel.jpg|thumb|Fighting the good fight.]]

* [[Truth|Palestinians are a made-up race]], like [[Star Trek|the Vulcans]]. In essence, they're just Jordanians gone wrong.
* According to the [[United Nations]] and the ''Boston Globe'', the average resident of Gaza requires a [http://sandbox.blog-city.com/gaza_buried_in_flour.htm half a ton of flour daily to survive.] Man, those motherfuckers can [[OM NOM NOM NOM|eat]]!
* [[History|About 700,000 Arabs were punted out of Israel in 1948]]. They immediately started fucking like wild animals and now number about four million. It's like leaving a rabbit cage unattended, goddamnit.
* Were they kicked out or were they actually stupid enough to leave voluntarily? The Jews claim that "The faggots left [[Israel]] so that their [[pussy]] [[Arab]] friends could go kill [[Jews|teh j00s]]" [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Palestine&diff=1998289895&oldid=1998239149]. Be what may, the result is [[Over 9000|six million]] subsisting on a GDP roughly equaling the value of Oskar Schindler's watch. With no access to oil or social security checks, Arabs have no way out of poverty.
* [[Palestinians]] are [[Fact|known to be]] the biggest [[Waaaambulance|emotional blackmailers]] on the face of the Earth.
* Palestine is less a state, and more [[Truth|the world's biggest high-security prison for terrorists]], with Israeli settlers acting as prison guards.
* [[IRL Troll|The Palestinian Authority]] have [http://www.terrorism-info.org.il/en/article/18129| named a street in Ramallah AND a street in Jenin after prolific terrorist Yahya Ayyash], a man who killed [[At least 100|101]] [[Israeli]] citizens and injured another 338 [[1990s|between 1993 and 1996]].
* The only way for Arab-Jew conflict to end is for the Jews to exterminate roughly 6 million Muslim Arabs.
* The Palestinians are living proof the [[Leftards]] would have been 100% A-OK with [[The Holocaust]], had [[Germany|The Nazis]] not been [[White Devils|white]].
* '''DO IT YOU FAGGOTS, [[do it faggot| DO IT]]!!!'''

=== Other stuff Palestinians don't want you to know about ===
* Palestinians were kicked out of [[Kuwait]] for supporting [[Saddam Hussein]], they were kicked out of [[Jordan]] for trying to set up state within a state, they were nearly kicked out of [[Lebanon]] (for starting a civil war), and are generally disliked in the Arab countries. So it's kinda the same status as Jews enjoyed in Europe circa 1930.
* [[Over 9000|Between 800,000 to 1,000,000]] Jews left the Arab countries and moved to Israel, which is more than the number of Arabs who left Israel. So why do we only ever hear about the "Palestinians"? It's simple, they actually outdid the Jews in [[Waaaambulance|bitching about it]].
* The Palestinians are actually filthy [[Greeks]] who invaded the Levant around 1100 BC, which comes at least 900 years after the appearance of the covetous [[Jews|Hebrews]] from which lineage we now enjoy our modern oligarchy of investment banking overlords.
* After Israel built a fence to keep the Palestinians out, [[Egypt]] had to do the exact some thing on their side because they started suicide bombing them instead of the Jews. This in spite of the fact that Egypt gives them money.

=== To whom does Palestine belong? ===
To the [[Jews]], ever since they turned it into [[Israel]].

But wait! According to Jewish scriptures and Torah Law, no, the Jews shouldn't have a country until the Messiah comes, which is the King, and must be from the lineage of King David, combined with the fact that the founders of the [[Zionist]] state are [[Atheists]], and since it becomes a [[rapist]] and [[pedophile]] haven as of 2016, then Palestine belongs to Palestinian Arab Muslims, as well Christians, and Jews (no Israel nationality).



==[[Trolling]] Palestinians and Their [[Leftards|Western Groupies]]==
* If engaged in a boring conversation about '''Palestine''' with a [[liberal]], act confused and [[Lol|ask them to point out the country on a map for you]].
* If engaged with said Arab/Liberal ask them to explain why [[Jordan]] isn't for Palestinians and then watch them stutter and bullshit and ridicule them as they do so.
* Ask them if the suffering of other, non-Palestinian [[Islamic]] citizens (like those of [[Sudan|Darfur]]) is anywhere as important as [[Good|the suffering of Palestinian people]]. You might want to read "[[Wikipedia:Genocide in Darfur]]" first, because the conflict is heavily shushed in the [[bullshit|Arab Media]] and most of those [[Leftards|fucktards]] haven't even heard of the place.
* Americans have been known to engage in [[Rachel Corrie|Israeli bulldozer tag]] but seem unfamiliar with the [[rules]].
* If an [[Arab]] starts bitching about the [[fundies|Christian Palestinians]] whom the evil Jews forced to flee to the United States, point out that at least over 90% of Israelis of all ethnic groups are dreaming of emigrating to the United States. The main motivation for this also shared by all ethnic groups, and it is to get away from the (other) Arabs.
* Interpret their faggotry "in the wrong ways." Say you understand their desire to reclaim their country and ways because you support [[The Donald|Trump's]] wall and anti-immigrant policies. Use the idea of an Israeli ceasefire as an example of the Paradox Of Tolerance. Pretend to be "on their side" but just say "yeah, like I said" and repeat yourself every time they correct you.
=== Solving the Palestinian problem===
# Temporarily convert all the Palestinians to [[Jews|Judaism]]
# Palestinians now can go back to Israel and claim their lost lands
# ?????
# [[PROFIT!]]

== Gallery ==
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Image:Palestinian buss children israeli comments.jpg.jpeg|Failistinian butthurt ensues
Image:Diana alzeer a palestinian lie.png
Image:Subaru-israel-jerusalem palestinian-children-run-over ad.jpg|Subaru - official anti-terrorist car
Image:Palestinians.jpg|Typical plaestinians
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File:Israelpalestinecomic.gif
File:Israelvspalestine.jpg
Image:Hamas_motorcycle_different_angle.jpg|Fair justice from a different angle
Image:Palestinian buss children israeli comments.jpg.jpeg
File:KFC Gaza Strips.jpg|KFC Gaza Strips
File:Suicide Squad Logo.jpg|Gaza's new blockbuster!
Image:Pissprocess.JPG|[[For great justice]]]]
Image:Palestinians burn US flag.jpg|[[Ironically]], <s>Palestine</s> [[Syria]] is the largest producer of American flags in the world
Image:Palestinian army.jpg|Palestinian Liberation Army, special unit Delta.
Image:palestinianpeople.png|What the lefties want you to believe. [[PROTIP | Pro tip]]: no, they are [[Arabs]].
Image:Palestine_Bomb_Israel_Lighter.jpg|Israelis and Palestinians work together to keep the [[drama]] going
Image:Jihadcat.jpg|National [[Animal]] of Palestine.
File:Yasser arafat assassination - the final (polonium) solution.png|"More tea to warm you up, Yasser?"
image:Palknife.jpeg|Palestinian fashion 2016]]
File:Ramallah Lynching.png|[[terrorists|Palestinians]] love peace, but they ''prefer'' this. ( [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Ramallah_lynching sauce] )
Image:Kikepoem.jpg|Palestine's national anthem
File:swiftjustice.jpg|Hamas killing a dude, ostensibly because he snitched.
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=== [[epic fail|Palestinian faggot tries to throw a molotov, instead sets himself on fire]] ===
As you can see in the last 2 pictures he gets beaten by his buddies for doing a shit job.

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== Videos to troll Palestinians with ==
[[Image:Revised Whining Scale.png|thumb|250px|center|Palestinians give kikes a run for their money, when it comes to [[butthurt]].]]
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==Who Are You Talking To?==

Know with whom [[you]] are conversing.

* If the person says "Palestine", she is a [[liberal]] [[leftard]] who supports [[terrorism]].
* If the person says "[[Israel]]", she is an Jew [[Neocon|neoconservative fuck]].
* If the person says "I am neutral about this matter", she is a liberal [[Commie]] or possibly a [[hippie]].
* If the person says "I don't care", she is not a liberal or conservative and does not care about [[kikes]] or [[Arab]]. In accordance with [[common knowledge]], we can deduce she is a [[Why do you hate America?|freedom hating fascist]].
* If the person says "I think [[Russia]] should arm [[Iran]] to [[nuke]] all of Israel and Palestine" she is a [[Nazi]].
* If the person says "The [[Middle East]]", she <strike>doesn't know what she is talking about</strike> is American and should be ridiculed immediately by a seasoned professional ridiculer.
* If the person says "I am not a she", she is most certainly a she.
* If the person persists that she is not a she, she should be be ridiculed immediately by a seasoned professional ridiculer.
* If [[Kelly Martin|she]] is a [[Rebecca|he]], [[it's a trap]].

== See Also ==
* [[Freedom Flotilla]]
* [[Islam]]
* [[Israel]]
* [[Jordan]]
* [[Lebanon]]
* [[Rachel Corrie]]
* [[Suicide]]
* [[Syria]]

===Famous Palestinians===
*[[Izzi (Sileas)]] - A Palestinian [[internet celebrity]], whose blog was [[DESU|raped]] and removed.
*[[Carlos Latuff]] - At least he ''thinks'' he is.
*[[DJ Khaled]] - Srsly.
*[[Samia]] - Only half.
*[[Liberal|Liberal community]] - They wish.
*[http://www.dampalestine.com/ DAM] - Palestinian rap group. Palestine + rap = [[LMFAO]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-c6lbFGC4]- Mickey Mouse from Hamas' kids tv
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luttif_Afif Luttif Afif] - A really nice guy.

==External Links==
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476393 Raid Gaza and show off your Supreme Skills]
*[http://swfchan.com/11/51305/?Raid+Gaza%21.swf A Mirror Link can be found Here]
*[http://encyclopediasupreme.org/herokhaliljabarin.png Young jihadist wants to impress bitches he is da man]

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Palestine

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DingDong782: Added a music video from a shitty sandnigger "rapper" living in Toronto

:[[Image:Merge-arrows.gif]] ''[[some argue|It has been suggested]] that this country should be merged with [[Israel]]. Please promote the peace process by giving all your Jew-gold to AIPAC.''
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{{ibhead|<big>'''Palestine'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|State of Palestine<br>دولة فلسطين‎ (Arabic)<br><s>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל‎ (Hebrew)</s>}}
{{ibrow|'''National Anthem'''|<s>''Kike Poem''</s><br>''Fida'i''}}
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>[[Islam#Sharia Law|Islamic Theocracy]] Emirate</s><br>Semi-Presidental Republic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Capital'''|Jerussalem (de Facto)}}
{{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|November 15, 1998}}
{{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Mahmoud Abbas (President) <br>Mohammad Shtayyeh (Prime Minister)}}
{{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Palestinian Arabs <br>'''Minority''': Palestinian Jews}}
{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|None<br>Egyptian Pound<br>Israeli Shekel <br> Jordanian Dinar <br>}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Islam]]<br>[[Christianity]]<br>[[Judaism]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|5 Million}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Palestine''' (Arabic: '''فلسطين'''), also known as '''Fuck-You-I-Was-Here-First-Land''' is the drama headquarters of the world; no single place in the world has generated this much drama since [[Nazi]] [[Germany]]. Palestine continually gets [[pwned]] by [[Israel]] (Palestinians are Israel's experemental labmice), and Palestinians, due to their racial handicap, are prone to [[An hero|spontaneous detonation]], causing much annoyance and [[I did it for the lulz|lulz]]. The Palestinians lived in Palestine since the [[Muslim]]s raped the [[Greece|Byzantines]], while the Jews lived there since before [[lolita|lolitas]] were invented. According to [[Rachel Corrie]], this makes the Palestinians the indigenous, native people of the land. Most recently, Palestinians in [[Gaza War|Gaza]] generated enormous drama on the world stage. It has been suggested that Palestinians have just as much of a persecution complex as do [[Jews]].

==Islamic Jihad==
Muslims of all variations believe in one thing: That [[Nazi|Jews should be killed]] and [[Israel]] should be [[Londonistan|taken over by Muslims]]. Therefore, in [[1990s|1997]] the "Jihad" was founded. [[Jihad Jane|Jihad]] (Arabic for ''[[Bro|clubhouse]]''), is a [[Terrorist|community]] center in [[Secks|Ram]][[allah]] where [[Nazi|absolutely no Jews are allowed!]] Some Jew once attempted to [[Secks|enter]] Jihad, but [[NO U|they were turned away promptly]]. Smaller "Jihad" franchises are popping up all over the world. It is estimated that by [[Future|2017]], [[Good|all Palestinians will have died]] due to attempting to [[Indian|operate Slurpee machines]] using only one arm. Recently, [[GOTIS|Internet Jihadis]] have been pwned. See [[jihadunspun.com]].

== Palestine and [[Statistics]] ==
The Palestinians as a nation owe their existence to a paradox in statistics. Consider this:
* If you say that [[Arabs]] lost about 1% of their turf - the part which has absolutely no oil - it doesn't sound like much.
* But if you say that the [[Arabs|Palestinians]] were bestolen half their precious homeland, it suddenly sounds like a lot, even though it's only half of nothing. It's like that time when you found that ex-boyfriend of yours two-timing with that tranny whore.
* Thus, some of the Arabs now call themselves "Palestinians". This makes their claim to the land called "Palestine" fully justified, and international [[Rachel Corrie | solidarity]] follows.

The only reason why those camel fuckers call themselves "Palestinians" is so that their claim to the Holy Land of Israel would appear legit to morons. In plain English, Palestinians are towelhead camel-fucking whining poverty-stricken sub-human parasites camped out on the Israelis' front lawn trying to drum up enough of a pity party to hold back the bulldozers from trashing their Occupy Batshit Crazy Religious Landmarks protest.


== History ==
[[Image:Vespasian.jpg|right|thumb|Emperor Vespasian took the [[Jews]] out of Palestine and gave it to the Muslims in the name of [[Lulz]] and [[Allah]]]]

===Summary===
Canaanites were the first to happily inhabit Palestine, but then Hell summoned the Jews, and lulz ensued: the Israelites raped the Canaanites, the Assyrians raped the Israelites, the Babylonians raped the Assyrians, the Persians raped the Babylonians (and [[epic fail|freed the Jews]]), the Greeks raped the Persians, the Jews raped the Greeks, the Romans raped the Jews ([[gangbang|various times]]), the Byzantines also raped the Jews, the Sunni Arabs raped the Byzantines, the Shia Arabs raped the Sunni Arabs, the Crusaders raped the Arabs, the Mamelucks raped the Crusaders, the Ottomans raped the Mamelucks, the British raped the Ottomans, the British [[loser|left]], the neo-Jews raped the Palestinians, and the Palestinians raped themselfs (see [[suicide bomber]]).

===Roman period===

Jews lived in the land before Islam even existed. When the [[Roman Empire|Romans]] invaded ancient Israel [[at least 100 years ago|at least 2,000 years ago]], the Jews were afraid. They were petrified, and thought the [[wops]] were there to stay. Then they spent so many nights thinking how the Romans did them wrong, and thought that they grew strong and that they knew how to get along. Shortly after killing [[Jesus|the Lord and savior of all mankind]] [[divide by zero|in cooperation with the Roman state]], they tried to kick the Romans out, but of course most of them did not survive and were subsequently punished with 2,000 years of [[epic fail]]. In fact the Roman Emperor Vespasian said [[All Your Base|"ALL YOUR LAND ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!"]] and sent the legions along with a healthy contingent of Arab mercenaries.

After severely [[Pwnt|pwning]] the Jews he took two thirds of the population and scattered them all across [[Europe]] [[for the lulz]]. To thank the Arab Muslims for their help, he let them settle Israel and call it "Palestine". And that’s how [[Allah]] gave the holy land to the [[Muslims]]. If you say Palestine belongs to Jews, you hate Allah and you disrespect the great Roman emperor. This is why [[LOL WUT|if somebody ever took something from you even though Allah or Emperor Vespasian told you it's yours, you've been Palestined]].

=== Palestine Remembered ===
[[Image:Palestine division.png|thumb|right|200px|How Palestine should have been divided.]]
The British Mandate of Palestine was established in 1922 and included today's Israel and Jordan (called Transjordan back in the day). Both Jews and Arabs lived in Palestine long before that happened. First the Arabs got Jordan, then they got the so-called "Palestinian territories" Judea, Samaria and Gaza, and now they want the rest of Israel too.

There is also a Palestine organisation called "Palestine Remembered", who remember Palestine as a sort of country which Jews invaded in 1948. Never mind that this never actually happened - what they are doing is similar to how your theRapist helps you "remember" that you were molested as a child. Although it's probably true in [[you | your case]].

=== Gaza Blockade ===
Why do the Jews actually bother doing that blockade crap when they could spend their time polishing [[Jew Gold]] instead? The thing is, Gaza is ruled by Hamas [[Allah|mudslime]], and they insist on playing with Quassam fireworks in the Israel's backyard. This seriously scares the Jew dogs (dogs are really scared of fireworks [[BTW]]), and so to stop them, Jews decided to wage a real war, permabanning about 1,000 Hamas supporters. Hamas still insists on playing with their fireworks and they are still planning to permaban all of Israel one day. The latter actually does worry the Jews, because who knows how things will be in 50 or 100 years? They could very well end up back in [[Germany|Holocaust]] or [[Russia|Gulag]].

Nothing short of a [[Holocaust|final permaban]] of all Palestinians would stop the fireworks, and even the Jews thought that that would be a little disproportionate. So instead, they decided to shut off Gaza from everything except food, hoping that Hamas would eventually [[Ragequit|get tired of playing and leave]].

In a more recent development, Jews decided to [[Pwn|permaban]] the Hamas fireworks chief [[Moonspeak|Abdullah Aikillal Yehudim]]. This resulted in a joyous Palestinian mob firing all of their fireworks at once, ensuring that the lulz will continue for decades to come. However, thanks to the sharp eyes, quick reflexes, and keen detective work of the [[JIDF|Israeli Defense Force]], only [[over 9,000|12,000]] fireworks have crossed the border into Palestine, which still makes them more effective than the [[Sheriff Joseph M. Arpaio|American border patrol]] and their [[War on Drugs]].

There was also some drama when a bunch of [[Terrorist|peace-loving Muslim Brotherhood hippies]] tried to jump the Gaza blockade and replenish Gaza's fireworks supply. Jew commandos managed to stop them, but not before discovering that, like most Palestinians, these "peace-loving" muslims were actually armed with pipes and batons. As the common saying "don't bring a pipe to a gunfight" doesn't translate well into Arabic, [[Moar]] lulz ensued.

{{Main|Freedom Flotilla }} 
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The people of Gaza are in a dire situation indeed.</center>

==How to make a HAMAS Hero!==
When [[babyfuck|the child is ready]], the Palestinian parent will send him to learn how to be [[an hero]]. Here is what the children will learn at the [[Nazi|HAMAS]] camp:
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Or, if you live in [[England|England]] and you are an [[Nambla|activist]], as well as [[Shit|musical talent]] you can make a crappy song about how evil [[God|Israel]] is and gain some [[Rape|awards]] for it, and you can become a [[Nazi|hero]] as well once it becomes [[Shit|good]].
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Or if you're an [[Iraq|Iraqi]] attention whore in [[Soviet Canuckistan|Canuckistan]] who's only form of employment is trying (and [[Fail|failing) to "troll"]] those Zionists at [[Protest|protests]], you can make a [[Rap|crappy rap song]] and feel self-important while the local Jews laugh at you.
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If [[Tom and Jerry#Don't you belive it!|you don't belive it]], try this yourself!

[[File:Palestinian Playground.jpg|thumb|center|Typical kids' playground on the Gaza Strip. These sliding boards were intended for use by Jewish kids, but the Model Rocketry Club plays here a lot lately.]]
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== Kid's TV ==
=== Denmark ===
This shit is as real as Marilyn Manson is ugly. In this video, the fluffy pink bunny and the cute little girl tell children to go to [[Denmark]] and kill a few people. Encyclopedia Dramatica supports this message 100% (that is unless it interferes with the output of [[Muhammad cartoons]]). When the DVD is released, you should buy it for your own child, along with a one-way ticket to Copenhagen.
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(Confirmation in a [http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/05/10/mideast.mouse/index.html CNN article], [http://www.vg.no/nyheter/utenriks/midtosten/artikkel.php?artid=502522 Norwegian newspaper article])

===Other Stuff===
Other examples of how children are brainwashed for hatred by a fascist regime.

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== Mein Summer Kampf ==
Also known as the [[Jihad]] summer camp. Nuff said. Oh, and it's funded by the UN.
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<center>The best lulz start around @15:00</center>

== The Catastrophe ==
[[Image:dinosaurextinction.jpg|130px|thumb|The granddaddy of all Palestinians]]
Guess which one of the following events is called "the catastrophe" by the Palestinians:
* Chernobyl Catastrophe <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span>
* The Great Irish Famine <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span>
* Khmer Rouge Cambodian Genocide <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span>
* Halabja poison gas attack, Anfal Genocide <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NOPE</span>
* Holocaust [[Lolocaust | <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">LOLOLOLOL</span>]]
* Triassic–Jurassic mass extinction event <span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">NO</span>
* The Palestinians decided to walk about 50 km in 1948. <span style="color:green;font-weight:bold">YES!</span>

Yes, the Arab word for catastrophe or calamity is "Al-Naqba", and the Palestinians use it exclusively for that one hike in '48.

== Apartheid Wall ==
Keeping the Palestinians separated from the Jews with a wall is Apartheid, because the Palestinians like to blow up Jews just as much as those damn niggas wanted to vote.

== Fun Facts ==
[[image:Catbollah vs dograel.jpg|thumb|Fighting the good fight.]]

* [[Truth|Palestinians are a made-up race]], like [[Star Trek|the Vulcans]]. In essence, they're just Jordanians gone wrong.
* According to the [[United Nations]] and the ''Boston Globe'', the average resident of Gaza requires a [http://sandbox.blog-city.com/gaza_buried_in_flour.htm half a ton of flour daily to survive.] Man, those motherfuckers can [[OM NOM NOM NOM|eat]]!
* [[History|About 700,000 Arabs were punted out of Israel in 1948]]. They immediately started fucking like wild animals and now number about four million. It's like leaving a rabbit cage unattended, goddamnit.
* Were they kicked out or were they actually stupid enough to leave voluntarily? The Jews claim that "The faggots left [[Israel]] so that their [[pussy]] [[Arab]] friends could go kill [[Jews|teh j00s]]" [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Palestine&diff=1998289895&oldid=1998239149]. Be what may, the result is [[Over 9000|six million]] subsisting on a GDP roughly equaling the value of Oskar Schindler's watch. With no access to oil or social security checks, Arabs have no way out of poverty.
* [[Palestinians]] are [[Fact|known to be]] the biggest [[Waaaambulance|emotional blackmailers]] on the face of the Earth.
* Palestine is less a state, and more [[Truth|the world's biggest high-security prison for terrorists]], with Israeli settlers acting as prison guards.
* [[IRL Troll|The Palestinian Authority]] have [http://www.terrorism-info.org.il/en/article/18129| named a street in Ramallah AND a street in Jenin after prolific terrorist Yahya Ayyash], a man who killed [[At least 100|101]] [[Israeli]] citizens and injured another 338 [[1990s|between 1993 and 1996]].
* The only way for Arab-Jew conflict to end is for the Jews to exterminate roughly 6 million Muslim Arabs.
* The Palestinians are living proof the [[Leftards]] would have been 100% A-OK with [[The Holocaust]], had [[Germany|The Nazis]] not been [[White Devils|white]].
* '''DO IT YOU FAGGOTS, [[do it faggot| DO IT]]!!!'''

=== Other stuff Palestinians don't want you to know about ===
* Palestinians were kicked out of [[Kuwait]] for supporting [[Saddam Hussein]], they were kicked out of [[Jordan]] for trying to set up state within a state, they were nearly kicked out of [[Lebanon]] (for starting a civil war), and are generally disliked in the Arab countries. So it's kinda the same status as Jews enjoyed in Europe circa 1930.
* [[Over 9000|Between 800,000 to 1,000,000]] Jews left the Arab countries and moved to Israel, which is more than the number of Arabs who left Israel. So why do we only ever hear about the "Palestinians"? It's simple, they actually outdid the Jews in [[Waaaambulance|bitching about it]].
* The Palestinians are actually filthy [[Greeks]] who invaded the Levant around 1100 BC, which comes at least 900 years after the appearance of the covetous [[Jews|Hebrews]] from which lineage we now enjoy our modern oligarchy of investment banking overlords.
* After Israel built a fence to keep the Palestinians out, [[Egypt]] had to do the exact some thing on their side because they started suicide bombing them instead of the Jews. This in spite of the fact that Egypt gives them money.

=== To whom does Palestine belong? ===
To the [[Jews]], ever since they turned it into [[Israel]].

But wait! According to Jewish scriptures and Torah Law, no, the Jews shouldn't have a country until the Messiah comes, which is the King, and must be from the lineage of King David, combined with the fact that the founders of the [[Zionist]] state are [[Atheists]], and since it becomes a [[rapist]] and [[pedophile]] haven as of 2016, then Palestine belongs to Palestinian Arab Muslims, as well Christians, and Jews (no Israel nationality).



==[[Trolling]] Palestinians and Their [[Leftards|Western Groupies]]==
* If engaged in a boring conversation about '''Palestine''' with a [[liberal]], act confused and [[Lol|ask them to point out the country on a map for you]].
* If engaged with said Arab/Liberal ask them to explain why [[Jordan]] isn't for Palestinians and then watch them stutter and bullshit and ridicule them as they do so.
* Ask them if the suffering of other, non-Palestinian [[Islamic]] citizens (like those of [[Sudan|Darfur]]) is anywhere as important as [[Good|the suffering of Palestinian people]]. You might want to read "[[Wikipedia:Genocide in Darfur]]" first, because the conflict is heavily shushed in the [[bullshit|Arab Media]] and most of those [[Leftards|fucktards]] haven't even heard of the place.
* Americans have been known to engage in [[Rachel Corrie|Israeli bulldozer tag]] but seem unfamiliar with the [[rules]].
* If an [[Arab]] starts bitching about the [[fundies|Christian Palestinians]] whom the evil Jews forced to flee to the United States, point out that at least over 90% of Israelis of all ethnic groups are dreaming of emigrating to the United States. The main motivation for this also shared by all ethnic groups, and it is to get away from the (other) Arabs.
* Interpret their faggotry "in the wrong ways." Say you understand their desire to reclaim their country and ways because you support [[The Donald|Trump's]] wall and anti-immigrant policies. Use the idea of an Israeli ceasefire as an example of the Paradox Of Tolerance. Pretend to be "on their side" but just say "yeah, like I said" and repeat yourself every time they correct you.
=== Solving the Palestinian problem===
# Temporarily convert all the Palestinians to [[Jews|Judaism]]
# Palestinians now can go back to Israel and claim their lost lands
# ?????
# [[PROFIT!]]

== Gallery ==
{{cg||palestinegallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Palestinian buss children israeli comments.jpg.jpeg|Failistinian butthurt ensues
Image:Diana alzeer a palestinian lie.png
Image:Subaru-israel-jerusalem palestinian-children-run-over ad.jpg|Subaru - official anti-terrorist car
Image:Palestinians.jpg|Typical plaestinians
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
File:Israelpalestinecomic.gif
File:Israelvspalestine.jpg
Image:Hamas_motorcycle_different_angle.jpg|Fair justice from a different angle
Image:Palestinian buss children israeli comments.jpg.jpeg
File:KFC Gaza Strips.jpg|KFC Gaza Strips
File:Suicide Squad Logo.jpg|Gaza's new blockbuster!
Image:Pissprocess.JPG|[[For great justice]]]]
Image:Palestinians burn US flag.jpg|[[Ironically]], <s>Palestine</s> [[Syria]] is the largest producer of American flags in the world
Image:Palestinian army.jpg|Palestinian Liberation Army, special unit Delta.
Image:palestinianpeople.png|What the lefties want you to believe. [[PROTIP | Pro tip]]: no, they are [[Arabs]].
Image:Palestine_Bomb_Israel_Lighter.jpg|Israelis and Palestinians work together to keep the [[drama]] going
Image:Jihadcat.jpg|National [[Animal]] of Palestine.
File:Yasser arafat assassination - the final (polonium) solution.png|"More tea to warm you up, Yasser?"
image:Palknife.jpeg|Palestinian fashion 2016]]
File:Ramallah Lynching.png|[[terrorists|Palestinians]] love peace, but they ''prefer'' this. ( [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Ramallah_lynching sauce] )
Image:Kikepoem.jpg|Palestine's national anthem
File:swiftjustice.jpg|Hamas killing a dude, ostensibly because he snitched.
</gallery>|}}

=== [[epic fail|Palestinian faggot tries to throw a molotov, instead sets himself on fire]] ===
As you can see in the last 2 pictures he gets beaten by his buddies for doing a shit job.

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== Videos to troll Palestinians with ==
[[Image:Revised Whining Scale.png|thumb|250px|center|Palestinians give kikes a run for their money, when it comes to [[butthurt]].]]
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<youtube>HnL-7x4n4d8</youtube> <br/> <b>Discaimer </b>No palestinians were harmed during the making of this commercial. Damn. |
}} </center>



==Who Are You Talking To?==

Know with whom [[you]] are conversing.

* If the person says "Palestine", she is a [[liberal]] [[leftard]] who supports [[terrorism]].
* If the person says "[[Israel]]", she is an Jew [[Neocon|neoconservative fuck]].
* If the person says "I am neutral about this matter", she is a liberal [[Commie]] or possibly a [[hippie]].
* If the person says "I don't care", she is not a liberal or conservative and does not care about [[kikes]] or [[Arab]]. In accordance with [[common knowledge]], we can deduce she is a [[Why do you hate America?|freedom hating fascist]].
* If the person says "I think [[Russia]] should arm [[Iran]] to [[nuke]] all of Israel and Palestine" she is a [[Nazi]].
* If the person says "The [[Middle East]]", she <strike>doesn't know what she is talking about</strike> is American and should be ridiculed immediately by a seasoned professional ridiculer.
* If the person says "I am not a she", she is most certainly a she.
* If the person persists that she is not a she, she should be be ridiculed immediately by a seasoned professional ridiculer.
* If [[Kelly Martin|she]] is a [[Rebecca|he]], [[it's a trap]].

== See Also ==
* [[Freedom Flotilla]]
* [[Islam]]
* [[Israel]]
* [[Jordan]]
* [[Lebanon]]
* [[Rachel Corrie]]
* [[Suicide]]
* [[Syria]]

===Famous Palestinians===
*[[Izzi (Sileas)]] - A Palestinian [[internet celebrity]], whose blog was [[DESU|raped]] and removed.
*[[Carlos Latuff]] - At least he ''thinks'' he is.
*[[DJ Khaled]] - Srsly.
*[[Samia]] - Only half.
*[[Liberal|Liberal community]] - They wish.
*[http://www.dampalestine.com/ DAM] - Palestinian rap group. Palestine + rap = [[LMFAO]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-c6lbFGC4]- Mickey Mouse from Hamas' kids tv
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luttif_Afif Luttif Afif] - A really nice guy.

==External Links==
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476393 Raid Gaza and show off your Supreme Skills]
*[http://swfchan.com/11/51305/?Raid+Gaza%21.swf A Mirror Link can be found Here]
*[http://encyclopediasupreme.org/herokhaliljabarin.png Young jihadist wants to impress bitches he is da man]

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File:Keffieyeh Day Out - Keffieyeh Clooney.mp4

2025-06-07T01:14:06Z

DingDong782: Added the link to a censored version that the lowcow uploaded to YouTube

Powerword: Hamood Ahmed Al-Waili

Known muzzie & pro-Pali protestor, unemployed and failed rapper in Toronto, Canada

Later uploaded a censored version of the music video onto YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvIPz_sPvNc

https://www.youtube.com/@hamooood1953
https://twitter.com/ahmedalwaili
https://www.instagram.com/keffieyeh_clooney/
https://www.tiktok.com/@keffieyeh_clooney/
https://www.facebook.com/ahmed.a.462103/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ahmed-al-waili/

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Video of the Now

2025-06-06T21:26:28Z

DingDong782: Uploaded the official music video for Kanye West (Ye)'s song Cousins. It's basically ED-type visuals to a degree.

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Suggest Video of the Nows here...GO!
<div style="color: #F00; font-size: 30px; text-decoration: blink;padding-top:0.5em;">v How to make a suggestion v</div>
#Log in
#'''[https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Video_of_the_Now&action=edit Click here to start a new section at the bottom of this page]'''
#Type the name of the video in the Subject/headline box
#Paste a direct link to the video in the next box
#'''Sign your motherfucking post''' with four tildes (seriously, it's not [[Rocket Science]], just <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>)
#Press the "SHOW PREVIEW" button so you can make sure you didn't fuck up
#Save Page
#?????
#PROFIT!!!!

As a side note, '''don't embed the video''' because when that is done enough, the page becomes slow as fuck. Furthermore, submit content that is ''relevant'' to the present; something ''current'' and ''fresh''.

<div style="font-size:30px;color:red;text-decoration:blink;padding-bottom:0.5em;">^ READ THIS SHIT ^</div>

== Joe Biden Channels Terry Davis ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QmdKQF81k [[User:Reverandshitstain|Reverandshitstain]] ([[User talk:Reverandshitstain|talk]]) 11:45, 18 April 2021 (EDT)

== Troller of Everything ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCcucQ8c6A
[[User:Kleetus K.|Kleetus K.]] ([[User talk:Kleetus K.|talk]]) 15:25, 19 April 2021 (EDT)

== Funny Drew Man ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-lpfly11k
22:06, 25 August 2021 (EDT)

== you and your homie send pictures of your balls to each others? ==

https://youtu.be/aM2tpobjllI [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:38, 26 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thicc Omni man ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEIIJNbycQ

== yo ==

<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbAjUorW_c</youtube></center>

Mario's Nightmare 07:49 6 September 2021 (EDT)

== Undertale Sucks ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw
[[User:Dildo Baggins|Dildo Baggins]] ([[User talk:Dildo Baggins|talk]]) 13:32, 19 September 2021 (EDT)

== sandy marton - camel by camel (instrumental) ==

no comment [https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA] - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:51, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== bad apple ==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8
[[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 14:04, 17 October 2021 (EDT)branman65

==Russian hip hop song that is famous all over the fucking world==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2BFRqsoG_g
[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:32, 14 December 2021 (EST)

==Ram Ranch (song about gay sex)==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD24TG33w2E [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:44, 29 December 2021 (EST)

== When they play your PS4/Xbox parties in court ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpL2Vi3c56k [[User:HurricaneIV|HurricaneIV]] ([[User talk:HurricaneIV|talk]]) 21:45, 14 January 2022 (EST)

== therapiss ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8IWQY0IOM [[User:Jackinabox]] [[User talk:Jackinabox|(talk)]] 20:00 11 March 2022 (AEDT)

== the history of gnaa ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn2WE93p3E [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 13:52, 11 April 2022 (EDT)
== The (possible) changes of twitter after elon musk bought it ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZN27sTi2h4 [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 10:23, 28 April 2022 (EDT)

== Why do Reddit Mods Always Look Like This? ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE [[User:Solear|Solear]] ([[User talk:Solear|talk]]) 22:08, 7 May 2022 (EDT)

== blackpink jennie nudes leaked ==

[[File:Jennie-blackpink-nude-porn.mp4]]
:No pr0n allowed fgt.[[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 12:24, 15 May 2022 (EDT)
I was properly excepting a trap, but this is good while we wait :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== We Are Young ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/DfkrXNTVC8Y?t=13</youtube>
--[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 04:20, 30 June 2022 (EDT)

== i'm going to be arrested for this ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzc0Zn6Fdfk</youtube></center>

[[User:VALVENiggerkiller|VALVENiggerkiller]] ([[User talk:VALVENiggerkiller|talk]]) 06:40, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== red sun in the sky ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E</youtube>
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 02:00, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== BBC Queen mourn floss ==
[[File:Queenfloss.mp4|240px]]
--[[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 19:38, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

== Low Tier God's Speech but it's with Images ==

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNoqXsIp8V8 https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8] or alternatively the AI art version: Low Tier God's Speech but it's with AI generated images [https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQPfS75tZuw https://youtu.be/IQPfS75tZuw]

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 11:08, 25 December 2022 (EST)

== Craftmine or Peter Griffin N word ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtt6g8mvHA</youtube></center>
[[File:Peter Griffin saying the N-word (full.mp4]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:24, 8 February 2023 (EST)

== Gay Frogs Holiday House decorations ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/eRhSt11geFM?si=JD8X7wwsU6R4GpkH</youtube> [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 13:47, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Comrade Trump ==

<youtube>Ge_GWAJAiVM</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:42, 20 October 2023 (EDT)

== Collapse of Burgundy ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwL303SDkZk [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 00:08, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== Alex Jones video game ==

<youtube>5HgYHNP17dE</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 10:40, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Zionist literature ==

<youtube>pyRqstSA-ug</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 12:46, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== The Art of Trolling ==

<youtube>AHqGV5WjS4w</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:31, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Santa pedo cabal ==

<youtube>JC89gFM_rjc</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 16:16, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile ==

<youtube>-XSB4sQGT_4</youtube> --[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:01, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== no comment ==

<youtube>q-RvplNbmvM</youtube>
[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 09:16, 4 January 2024 (EST)

== “You Will Own Nothing, And You Will Be Happy!” ==

Also known as [[Klaus Schwab]]'s wet dream:

[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4]]

Not sure if it is "fagoon" or "fagman" reality tunnel.

[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 06:07, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== its 2011 all over again ==

<youtube>IwLSrNu1ppI</youtube><br/>[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:13, 26 February 2024 (EST)

== suggesting a similar outcome for politicians would be considered terrorism ==

<youtube>OU1FesR10fM</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 16:03, 4 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Nigel Farage]] making a [[lolcow]] out of himself thanks to being on Cameo ==

<youtube>E4W7BpwOoL0</youtube> [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 17:22, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Charlie Kirk ==

<youtube>OVBJA5L6xEk</youtube>
[[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) 3:39, 9 July 2024 (EDT)

== bitches be fakin' multiple personality disorder ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nut83SIoR_0&ab_channel=Bigbunjeeeeee
([[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] july 17th 12:09 2024

== You know what would be even more lulz compared to the current VOTN? The actual original unedited Bloo Me video, of course! ==
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-109591995_456239070
[[User:YaroslavTV +1|YaroslavTV +1]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV +1|talk]]) 13:13, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== Frank Hassle annoys a tranny ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbaC7TZiMg8</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:54 PM 2024-08-06

== A very lulzy video from [[GabaLeth|the one and only!]] ==
<youtube>7vnT8uCIa9U</youtube>
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 22:59, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

== get a job nigger ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6yTq_gPAg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:17 29 august 2024.

== guilt simulator ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/TnkTNrbHeZA?si=qTrbEIGBQeVx410e</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:26 29 august 2024.

== We’re costco guys ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/X6OowkRjVLc?si=tyRGvC1y1F9dn5zg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:30 PM 29 august 2024.

== story of family guy ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/c19N8QAV1F0?si=a8w7_KyPqLdH2VGD</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:44 PM 29 august 2024.

== THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN (2024) - OFFICIAL TRAILER ==
Yes, this is actually a real movie based on a [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-feces-thrower-caught-1.5374792 few shit-throwing incidents that actually happened in Toronto, Canada in 2019]:

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMY5I4Iylo</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:21, 25 September 2024 (UTC)

== The Original Skibidi, Russia's Gangnam Style ==
The original Skibidi, released years before that [https://edramatica.com/Skibidi_Toilet ungodly Russian-Georgian creation that is "Skibidi Toilet"]

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDFBTdToRmw</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:14, 30 September 2024 (UTC)

== the goys season 4 sucks ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWLmr0TeWrg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 12:13 PM, october 10th 2024

== Emperor Xi's World COVID Conquest ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/0FfBFuZTI_A</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 16:36, 5 October 2024 (UTC)

== KSI's "Lunchly Song" that's getting memed to no end right now ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 03:22, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Done
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:19, 30 March 2025 (UTC)

== Sick Of It (KSI LUNCHLY THICK OF IT PARODY) ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/BtOB3XHWLi8</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 03:27, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

== SiMP | FULL OFFiCiAL MOViE | 4K ==

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdF58rzDSCg</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 00:51, 13 October 2024 (UTC)

==Ronnie McNutt is Santa Claus==
I don't really have anywhere to put this, maybe it can be the VOTN? It's thematic after all.
[[File:Christmas Ronnie.mp4|thumb]]

[[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 15:32, 24 December 2024 (UTC)

==Thug Nasheed==

Found this on discord, needs to be the VOTN soon.
[[File:Thugnasheed.mp4]]

== Minor lolcow "Progah" films video of himself before arrest ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_LYVE_Kj0M&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fedramatica.com%2F
[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 02:57, 13 February 2025 (UTC)

==4chan is kill==
[[File:4ch_pwnt.mp4]]
Official video from the sharty

--[[User:Spazmaphobia|Spazmaphobia]] ([[User talk:Spazmaphobia|talk]]) 10:29, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

== The most inbred women ever ==

I mean cmon look at this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fjc_sJj3Cg [[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]] ([[User talk:Number9999999|talk]]) 22:58, 30 April 2025 (UTC)[[User:Number9999999]]

== Keffieyeh Day Out - Keffieyeh Clooney ==

Powerword: Hamood Ahmed Al-Waili

[https://www.youtube.com/@hamooood1953 Known] [https://twitter.com/ahmedalwaili muzzie & pro-Pali protestor], [https://www.linkedin.com/in/ahmed-al-waili/ unemployed] [https://www.instagram.com/keffieyeh_clooney/ and failed] [https://www.tiktok.com/@keffieyeh_clooney/ rapper in] [https://www.facebook.com/ahmed.a.462103/ Toronto, Canada]. Known as a lowcow among the kike community and lives somewhere in Thornhill, north of Toronto. This is his terrible attempt at a "rap song".

[[File:Keffieyeh Day Out - Keffieyeh Clooney.mp4]]

--[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 18:46, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

== YOU ARE IN THE WRONG YEAR ==

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBTW7BxTxQ</youtube>

--[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 04:35, 26 May 2025 (UTC)

== YE - COUSINS (Official Music Video) ==

The high definition version of famous black autistic nazi Kanye West (Ye)'s music video for his song "Cousins" where he sings about him and his cousin doing nasty stuff when he was a kid. [https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1914327204495864145 He uploaded a lower quality version on his Twitter (X)] and the [https://music.apple.com/us/music-video/cousins/1810311888 HD version was released on Apple Music]. ([https://t.me/Derp28/3 had to compress it to fit the upload]).

[[File:Kanye West Cousins HQ Music Video.mp4]]

--[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:26, 6 June 2025 (UTC)

File:Kanye West Cousins HQ Music Video.mp4

2025-06-06T21:16:06Z

DingDong782: Added a download link for the original video file

The high definition version of Kanye West (Ye)'s music video for his song "Cousins" where he sings about him and his cousin doing nasty stuff when he was a kid. He uploaded a lower quality version on his Twitter (X) and the HD version was released on Apple Music. (had to compress it to fit the upload)

Low Quality on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1914327204495864145

Apple Music version:
https://music.apple.com/us/music-video/cousins/1810311888

Original file is 125MB and can be downloaded here:
https://t.me/Derp28/3

File:Kanye West Cousins HQ Music Video.mp4

2025-06-06T21:12:40Z

DingDong782:

Freedom Flotilla

2025-05-26T23:01:08Z

DingDong782: Replaced a mirror of the Flotilla parody video with the original upload from Latma TV

{{Spoiler|[[BP]] DID GAZA FLOTILLA TO DIVERT ATTENTION FROM [[Deepwater Horizon|DEEPWATER HORIZON]]. 9 EVIL TURKS SLAIN FOR GREAT JUSTICE}}

'''Freedom Flotilla''' was a bunch of boats full of batshit insane [[Islam|Islamists]] who were trying to deliver [[Al Qaeda|"humanitarian AIDS"]] through a [[Asking for it|totally justified]] Israeli [[blockade]] of Gaza. Howver, IDF just said [[no]].

The Turks insisted on pushing it in, and IDF commandos armed with [http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=3092125 paintball guns] and pistols fast-roped from helicopters onto the boats. Turk thugs, mistaking the commandos to be [[Armenians]] (most likely due to the [[Tsimfuckis|hook noses]]), attacked the [[gay|brave men of the IDF]] with kebab skewers, knifes and metal clubs.

The casualties included the 9 dead terrorists, 60 terrorist-huggers injured and 10 brave Israeli warriors hurt. Psychological damage included wounded pride of the previously unstoppable IDF men, who had their guns jacked by the [[batshit insane]] Turks.

With the situation quickly brought [[not|under control]] and everybody with the flotilla being safe and sound in Israeli [[jail|comfort stations]] (except for the dead terrorists), an Everest-sized meteor of [[butt-hurt]] was about to hit the planet.
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Video that clearly shows that the "peace activists" tried to start a pogrom. Soldiers remember that they have real guns about a minute into the clip.
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==History==
[[Image:Fastroping101.jpg|250px|thumb|fast roping 101]]

The '''Freedom Flotilla''' was the brainchild of the pro-Palestine international [[troll]] organisation called '''[http://www.freegaza.org/ The Free Gaza Movement]''' who are dedicated to freeing all the crazy [[Hamas]] terrorists that call the [[Palestine|Gaza Strip]] home so they can [[rape]], pillage and plunder Israel, and the IHH, who are dedicated to human rights whenever Jews are involved.

While Hamas are the democratically elected [[Final Boss]]es of [[Gaza]], this is not quite the kind of freedom our great W envisioned. Since the [[Iranian]] sponsored Hamas are terrorists who have vowed to wipe Israel off the map, create a second [[Holocaust]], and wipe out the infidel non-Muslims of the world, Bush and his [[Egyptian]] allies [[DISREGARD|refused to recognise them as legit leaders]] and it was agreed that Israel and Egypt wall them in and cut them off from pretty much everyone -especially their Iranian and Syrian arms dealing pals. Since then, Israel has policed Gaza with all the subtlety of a rabid pitbull.

Among other righteous measures they denied access to anyone wishing to enter or leave, hoping that regular everyday Gazans would get sick of living in a [[poor]] shithole and maybe vote for someone nicer next time. To give this process a push, they [[Gaza War|bombed the shit out of Gaza in 2008/9]]. This did little to stop Hamas or their followers, who are still hell-bound on shelling Israeli civilians with Qassam rockets and eventually eradicating the Jewish state. It may appear that the only solution Israelis have is to build a really giant [[killdozer]] and [[Holocaust | wipe all]] that [[Palestinians | human garbage]] out of the way, but even the Heebs consider this solution a tad disproportionate.

To add isult to the injury, the Gaza war and the blockade did not sit well with the socialist hippies of the planet. They gathered a global horde of twats who are too dumb to consider the long-term effects of letting the Islamsits make southern Israel unlivable for Jewish civilians. Together they proceeded to slander Israel with such labels as slaughtering civilians, running a [[concentration camp]], and being an [[apartheid]] state. Meanwhile, Israel has countered with a statement that everyone except anti-semites knows is true, "[[asking for it|Israel has a right to defend itself]]". In response, a lot of [[liberals|people with too much time on their hands]] have been calling for a boycott of Israel, along with periodic attempts to break the Israeli naval blockade and get Hamas aid and comfort. And that brings us to the Freedom Flotilla.

The video below clearly shows that the '''Freedom Flotilla''' was nothing more than a thinly veiled [[IRL troll]]ing mission with the express intent to provoke [[Israel]] into reacting with [[permab&|lethal force]] to make Israel look bad. The consummate professionals of the Israeli army willingly obliged and [[don't feed the trolls|fed the trolls]] hot lead.

[[tl;dr]]: The [[IDF]] were totally justified in defending themselves against a bunch of [[batshit insane]] [[trying too hard|wannabe]] [[an hero|martyrs]].

<center><youtube>QxaDmAyt84g</youtube></center>
<center>The flotilla supplies were desperately needed. According to reports, the Orange Julius stand at the Gaza Mall was running dangerously low on crushed ice.</center>

==The Heroic Raid==
{{quote|EAT LEAD, HEATHEN GOYIM!|2=Anon IDF Commando}}
[http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&t=h&msa=0&msid=116970983657577589705.00046d83aa1782994bdf1&ll=33.063924,34.123535&spn=5.155045,9.865723&z=7 Flotilla Google Map]

<center>{{fv|flotillavids|background-color:#B8B8B8;|font-weight:bold;|'''IDF Version'''<br><youtube>qKOmLP4yHb4</youtube>|<br><youtube>Z2duPV9MQIc</youtube>|<br><youtube>XAMFnu8ZBwk</youtube>|<br><youtube>0LulDJh4fWI</youtube>|<br><youtube>td8WsdsY0FY</youtube>}}</center>

Daybreak, International Waters:

The flotilla was on its way. Turkey had heard the cries of Hamas and it had answered.

The IDF told them that they could go to Israel and unload their shit there, where it would be inspected and transferred to Gaza. The activists were appalled by the possibility of touching one piece of Jew territory, so they REALLY put those IDF men in their place and told them Jews to march on back to the ovens. OWNED!

When this happened, it was decided that the flotilla would be stopped once and for all. As the flotilla steamed to Gaza, three IDF frigates carrying commandos, helicopters, and speedboats then showed up to break up the party. The IDF commandos then roped down onto the ships from helicopters, while others boarded from [[condom|rubber]] speedboats. It was sort of like Black Hawk Down, except the enemy was far more dangerous than mere [[niggers]]. The unsuspecting Jewish stormtroopers were were greeted by a wave of savage Turks, ululating and wielding scimitars, metal poles, knives, and slingshots. They were inhuman berserkers, fueled by Hashish and Islam. They began to savagely pummel and stab the commandos, and a couple of them even grabbed the leader and threw him off deck head first, giving him [[retard|severe brain damage]]. The IDF troopers were eventually forced to whip out their pistols and shoot the batshit savages and drive them off, so they could regroup. Then, the savage Turks regrouped and started charging the IDF commandos as they advanced towards the bridge, giving unearthly shrieks and foaming at the mouths. The commandos then shot into the charging mass of hate, emptying clip after clip upon the Jihadis. The drug-fuelled fanatical Turks had almost superhuman endurance, taking dozens of rounds each to bring down. When it was over, the commandos took the ship over and stopped it. The IDF then attacked the other five ships. This time, some of the activists formed human chains to try to stop the troops, and got a healthy and well-deserved dose of beatings, tear-gas, and electric shocks. commandos beat up and tased the rowdy ones, and cuffed everyone. Once under IDF control, the ships were taken to Ashdod, and everyone on board was stuffed into [[prison|comfort boxes]]. For several days, before being given the boot to their home countries, the Turks enjoyed the best of traditional Israeli hospitality: ruthless interrogation by security pimps, shitty food, constant video surveillance, dirty clothes, and the Jewish version of [[Bubba]]. Being Turks, though, this was simply akin to one of their traditional wedding receptions.

<center>{{fv|flotillavids2|background-color:#B8B8B8;|font-weight:bold;|'''Terrorists POV'''<br><youtube>FOGG_osOoVg</youtube>|<br><youtube>DSFwyWyVo74</youtube>}}</center>

==Background==

Although Turkey and Israel are key [[US]] allies in the [[Middle East]] and had played nice together in the past, the relationship had become strained in recent years. In [[2009]], the Turkish ambassador to [[Israel]] had been summoned to explain himself after Turkey had begun to air anti-Semitic propaganda in the form of [[Soap Operas]] with Jews killing Palestinians. To shame him, the Israeli diplomats made the Turkish guy sit on a kids's chair and refused to place a Turkish flag next to the Israeli one. This was akin to making the Turks look like [[Jews|lesser 'men']] invited to dinner but seated at the kids' table. In a game of [[troll|tit-for-tat]], the Turks then pulled out of the planned joint US/Israeli/Turkish war games causing the US to pull the plug on the whole thing.

=== What is really happening ===
Islamists are slowly gaining power in Turkey due to long-term population trends. Current elected Government, being Islamist, needed to create some kind of propaganda event to gain moral upper hand against the military elites who are trying to keep their country secular. Hence freedom flotilla, another
symptom that secular, European-ish Turkey has gone bye-bye.

Now before you get your ass full of [[cock|schadenfreude]], mind that the rest of Europe is well underway down that same drain.

==Fallout==

{{ytplus|Lone Jew successfully trolls|<youtube>ABjE_7uwA0I</youtube>|Allahu Akbar|Butthurt terrorist}}

[http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-israel-protesters-slain-20100531,0,1737319,full.story International butthurt ensued].

Israel's [[BFF]], [[Murka]] was all up in the shit and [http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2010/05/white-house-working-to-understand-israeli-attack.html issued a statement] that they were [[i'm 12-years-old|working to understand]] the [[raid]]. In response, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu [[troll's remorse|cancelled his meeting]] with President Obama set for the White House on Tuesday, deciding to head home to deal with an ongoing drama. Prolly a good idea, since this whole [[shitstorm]] has totally ruined [[Black Jesus]]' Memorial Day [[BBQ]].

Turkey immediately [[butthurt|recalled its ambassador to Israel]], calling the incident tantamount to [[piracy]], and canceled a youth soccer match planned between Turkey and Israel in Tel Aviv. Turkey also canceled three future joint military exercises with Israel and [[serious business|demanded Israel be punished]]. Greece suspended a military exercise with Israel and postponed a visit by Israel's air force chief. This highlights Israel's masterpiece of IRL trolling in which they pissed off Greece and Turkey so much that Greece and Turkey put aside centuries of faggoty bickering and agreed that they hate Israel moar than they hate each other!

[http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/israeli-raid-condemned/article1586309/ Other fallout included] condemnations from France, Germany, the [[EU]] and the UN’s Mideast envoy. [[Armenia]] issued a statement reading "lol Turks".

Since the majority of the terrorist-huggers on the boats were Turkish, about [[over 9000|10,000]] butthurt Turks marched on Israel's embassy in Istanbul shouting slogans dissing Israel. The protesters earlier Monday tried storm the consulate building but were [[blocked]] by police.

Meanwhile, cowardly Jewish newspaper editors/colluders [http://www.haaretz.com/blogs/a-special-place-in-hell/a-special-place-in-hell-the-second-gaza-war-israel-lost-at-sea-1.293246 showed their sympathy for the terrorists] by condemning the raid and calling Gaza "Israel's [[Vietnam]]".

As word spread of the raid, [[flashmob]] protests started to hit the streets of major cities around the world and [[Palestinians]] around the West Bank and Gaza started going nuts. It remains to be seen how strongly the larger Arab world will react to the [[pwn]]age, but [[Hezbollah]] is [http://www.haaretz.com/several-israeli-arab-protesters-arrested-in-mass-rallies-over-gaza-flotilla-deaths-1.293199 already calling for blood]. Arab-Israeli meembers of the Knesset also chimed in.

{{quote|Congratulations on your decisive victory of the army of [[pirates]] over the flotilla of civil liberty|MK Mohammed Barakeh|to Defense Minister Ehud Barak}}

{{quote|This has exposed the ugly face of Zionism, the violence and aggression of the government of Israel. [[Godwin's Law|This event proves you don't have to be a German to be a Nazi]].|MK Taleb al-Sana}}

{{quote|The pirate military operation was an act of crime which goes against international law.|MK Haneen Zoubi}}

{{quote|They speak of Israel's right to "defend itself" from humanitarian workers brutally murdered in international waters by the equivalent of modern-day pirates.|MK Ahmed Tibi}}

As per usual, a hilarious [[edit war]] immediately broke out on [[TOW]] leading to a complete lockdown of [[wikipedia:Gaza_flotilla_clash|the page]] by the [[Wikipedia Jews]]. But the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gaza_flotilla_clash talk page battle] raged on between terrorist huggers and Jewish editors. And [[shitter]] was all atwitter with [http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23freedomflotilla #freedomflotilla], [http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23flotilla #flotilla] and [http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23gaza #gaza] trending off the charts.

{{quote|@SaminaLindstrom I understand the Israeli fear of catapults. It worked for King David.|[http://twitter.com/fredgarnett fredgarnett]}}

It should be noted that catapults are [[SFB|no laughing matter]]. You can put an eye out with one of them.

{{quote|[12:12p] gnol: the israeli army is way overrated<br>
[12:13p] gnol: they got their shit beat by hippies with folding chairs|[[ED:IRC]]|on [[Freedom Flotilla]]}}

After inspecting the cargo of the flotilla for weapons, the Jews tried to deliver it to Gaza. Hamas just said no, however [http://sputniknews.com/world/20100602/159275308.html].

== End of the lulz? ==
On December 7th, 2010 Israel agreed to apologize and pay moneys to the Turks [http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/news/israel-turkey-diplomatic-crisis-nears-its-end-1.329232]. Fucking pussies. Although, the same day Egyptian Intelligence discovered that Israel is attacking Egypt with man-eating sharks, which partly makes up for the loss [http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/12/07/egyptian-official-believes-israel-deadly-shark-attack/].

==Casualties==
A total of 9 evil Turks died aboard the Flotilla: Ibrahim Bilgen (61, An Islamist politician who, at the tender age of 61, preferred 72 virgins over his graying wife), Ali Haydar Bengi (39, Leader of the terrorist group [[Moonspeak|Aydinlik Yarinlar Icin hak ve Ozgurlukler Egitim Kultur ve Dayanisma Dernegi]]), Cevdet Kiliclar (38, A Pali-hugging reporter, and a website manager for the IHH), Furkan Dogan (19, A sexxxy Turk with U.S. citizenship who wrote that he wanted to be a martyr. Wish granted), Cetin Topcuoglu (53, A [[martial arts|Tae Kwon Do]] champion. Nuff said), Necdet Yildirim (32, IHH pimp who also competed in the roughest games at the Istanbul sports center to achieve martyrdom), Fahri Yaldiz (43, Former security guard for the IHH, and a bodyguard for the mayor of Adiyaman. Nuff said), Cengiz Songur (47, An everyday merchant whose only notability is having been an IHH beserker), and Cengiz Akyuz (42, Also an IHH terrorist, nothing else about him worth talking about). Notice how the Turks whine that IDF commandos indiscriminately fired onto the ship, and shot defenseless people, yet all the dead were Turkish males of fighting age aboard a ship with people from dozens of countries, as well as women and children. Dozens more activists, many who had almost fatal wounds, were saved when they were airlifted to Israel, and were taken into hospitals despite their clear issues with Jews. The Turks then tried to show Israel how angry it was by sending a doctor to peek over the shoulders of Jewish doctors, saying that [[Internet Tough Guy|"We won't leave them to the mercy of anyone"]]. Israel eventually sent them home for the Turks to take care of them.

Seven IDF [[vagoo|warriors]] were also wounded during the raid by excessive beating and stabbing. Some Kosher Boys participating in the raid also had to be treated for psychological problems due to the evil looks and drug-fuelled rage they encountered aboard the supposed love boat. Of course, those Peace Activists deny it despite overwhelming video evidence of IDF casualties, which would hint that the IDF attacked its own men and [[fag|poofed]] all those improvised weapons out of thin air.

==If at first you don't succeed, try try again!==
[[Rachel Corrie]] was a stupid Americunt bitch who got smashed by an IDF bulldozer as she desperately tried to stop it from demolishing a terrorists home. To commemorate her, the Flotilla named one of its rustbucket cargo ships the ''MV Rachel Corrie''. It was due to sail with them, but thanks to sabotage by the Israeli secret service it got delayed, and when it sailed again it was all alone. This vessel came straight from [[Ireland]], and instead of Turks, everyone on board was [[drunk|Irish]]. Now, it was Ireland's turn to flabble about its precious ship, but that didn't stop the Israelis. They forced the ship to [[France|surrender]] after threatening it with a giant floating bulldozer.

==List of items on the Flotilla the Israelis have seized==

#[[Cum|Cement]] - The Israelis tried to deliver it to Gaza, but Hamas did not want it. So the Turkish cement ended up being used to construct new settlements in the West Bank. [[GG|Good for them]]!
#[[Weed|Hashish]]
#[[Sage]]
#[[Shit|halva]]
#Burqas
#Stones - Hey, you need something to beat the brains out of those women who refuse to wear the Burqas
#[[Crack|Rocks]] - They would have all be thrown at Israel anyway.
#[[Mein Kampf|Korans]]
#[[jizz|Seeds]] and [[ball|nuts]].
#Dried fruit - <strike>Then again who the fuck wants to eat dried fruit?</strike> Fuck you, Turkish apricots are fucking delicious.
#[[Sex toys|Toys]]
#[[Goatse|Goats]] - Sought out by Palestinians and Turks as a means of sexual release.
#Donkeys - Same as above.
#[[Turkey]]s
#Instant coffee
#Crayons
#Iron and Steel - Perfect for making <s>bunkers and reinforced rocket emplacements</s> daycare centers, hospitals, and baby milk factories.
#[[Emo|Razors]] - Perfect for cutting a Jew's throat, I mean those early-morning hairs! Wait, does Islam even allow shaving?
#A4 paper - Shit is dangerous... you could paper cut a helpless Jew to death with it.
#Slingshots - The perfect gift for a Palestinian child.
#Ballistic Vests - Apparently, they didn't work.
#Night-vision goggles - [[O rly|Only to help the ship see through the dark, not for Hamas]].
#[[Gas mask girl|Gas Masks]] - Either to help to poo poo Palestinians withstand IDF chemical attacks (despite the fact Israel never used gas weapons before, the Jews have this thing with poison gas), or to help shield themselves from the fumes as they exterminate the Jews.

For more see [http://thekickinghorse.wordpress.com/2010/06/02/partial-list-of-banned-items-to-gaza-strip/ here]

== Jurisprudentia ==
The raid generated great drama among the legal scholars. Some of them claim that it was a perfectly legal international maritime blockade enforcing, similar to the blockades of Cuba and Yugoslavia back in the day. These were enforced in international waters without much drama.

Legal scholars such as [[Alan Dershowitz]]{{jew}} and Israeli government lawyers said that enforcing a blockade in international waters was confirmed legal by the [[Shit nobody cares about|San Remo Manual on International Law Applicable to Armed Conflicts at Sea]], adopted in [[Last Thursday|1994]] by the International Institute of Humanitarian Law after a series of round table discussions by naval and legal experts who also concluded that if you are still reading this overly long and boring monstrosity of a sentence then you are lame-ass virgin faggot.

[[Ahmadinejad | Others]] claim that the well-established international customary law of ''lex blamethejew'' provides a great excuse for another Holocaust.
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== Conclusion ==
A bunch of Turks stereotypically brought [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|knives to a gun fight]].

==External Links==
*[http://witnessgaza.com/ The Freedom Flotilla site]
*[http://twitter.com/freegazaorg Free Gaza @shitter]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/freegaza/ Free Gaza's flickr]
*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2365573794 Free Gaza Facebook group]
*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2365573794#!/IDFSpokesperson IDF Facebook page]
*[http://www.freegaza.org/ The Free Gaza Movement]
*[http://www.youtube.com/gazafriends Free Gaza Youtube]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/idfnadesk?blend=3&ob=4 IDF's Youtube]
*[http://twitter.com/idfspokesperson IDF @shitter]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/idfspokesperson/ IDF's flickr]
*[http://www.mfa.gov.il/MFA Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs]
*[http://dover.idf.il/IDF/English/ The IDF Site]
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/middle_east/10203333.stm Israeli convoy raid: What went wrong] - BBC News tries to throw dirt at the Israeli heroes.

==See Also==
*[[Jesus Tortilla|Freedom Tortilla]]
*[[Gaza War]]
*[[Rachel Corrie]]
*[[JIDF]]
*[[Cuba]]
*[[Apartheid]]
*[[Victim Complex]]
*[[Trolling IRL]]
* [[Gaza]]
* [[Islam]]
* [[Israel]]
* [[Turkey]]
* [[France]] (surrended to both Turkey and Israel)

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== Current PoTN (2/16/2022) ==

Why is a picture of NikocadoAvocado's [[DO NOT WANT|nude landwhale body]] with his shriveled micropenis visible selected as the PoTN? Isn't there a rule against having porn selected for the Picture of the Now?

And how is that nude photo relevant right now? {{unsigned|7271712417}}

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[[File:Bowlingballejaculating.gif|300px]][[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 12:28, 10 April 2022 (EDT)

== Ultra pride ==

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[[File:Technoblade if he real.png]]

I think this stolen meme deserves to be the picture of the now.
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== Flashing Banana ==

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==The Yiddish Catacombs==

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==Palestinian History In A Nutshell==

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[[File:Nazicrap.png|300px|thumb|This yellow chink who has a horrible voice is a neo nazi]]

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[[File:KaiWei's hate shrine to Genshin Impact.jpeg|300px]]

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== ED giga chud ==
[[File:ED chad.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|snuegliffer returns]] 3:32 pm, october 23rd 2024.

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== Hotel Hell ==
[[File:HotelHell.png|thumb|left]]
[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] 11:00 AM, December 8th 2024.

== The 3 Horsemen Of January 1st, 2025 ==

original art by [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 19:26, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

[[File:The 3 Horsemen of January 1st, 2025.jpeg|thumb]]

== Butthurt report ==

[[File:Butthurt report.gif|300px]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 22:49, 12 March 2025 (UTC)

Oh, that's good
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 21:07, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

== "Fuck lawyers" - [[Karl Jobst]] ==

[[File:Fucklawyers.jpg|300px]]
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== Assburger King ==

[[File:Assburger King.jpg|300px]]
[[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 8:21 PM, 2 April 2025

== "Still locked?" - Stonetoss ==

[[File:Stonetoss 4chan still down.jpg|600px]]

--[[User:Spazmaphobia|Spazmaphobia]] ([[User talk:Spazmaphobia|talk]]) 14:53, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

== Splatoon - Nazi Swastika Eyes ==

[[File:Splatoon - Nazi Swastika Eyes.jpg|600px]]

--[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 16:04, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

== Splatoon - Nazi Swastika Eyes 2.0 ==

[[File:Splatoon nazi swastika eyes by pizzasonic94 djt5wbu-pre.jpg|600px]]

Poor chad had to remove the original version. Luckily that version is immortalized.

--[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 04:31, 24 May 2025 (UTC)

== "Dark Squid in Prison" Squid Girl drops the soap ==

[[File:Dark Squid in Prison by shadowfromsicily.jpg|600px]]

White squid girl about to get the BBC

--[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 05:12, 24 May 2025 (UTC)

File:Dark Squid in Prison by shadowfromsicily.jpg

2025-05-24T05:07:34Z

DingDong782:

The "Dark Squid" girl (only dark because of tentacle color, not because of skin color) getting the BBC from a nig squid.

Character owned by an SMG4 wannabe:
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https://youtube.com/@alexspider
https://www.instagram.com/alexspideryt/
https://www.deviantart.com/aspider25
https://www.tiktok.com/@alexspiderofficial
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Powerword: Hamood Ahmed Al-Waili

Known muzzie & pro-Pali protestor, unemployed and failed rapper in Toronto, Canada

https://www.youtube.com/@hamooood1953
https://twitter.com/ahmedalwaili
https://www.instagram.com/keffieyeh_clooney/
https://www.tiktok.com/@keffieyeh_clooney/
https://www.facebook.com/ahmed.a.462103/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ahmed-al-waili/

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== Cow Tools. 10/22/21 ==

[[File:Cow Tools cartoon.png|300px]]
[[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 19:22, 22 October 2021 (EDT)

== Pictureofthenow Maskposting/Hunter's Halloween 4/29/21 ==

[[File:Hunter's Halloween.png|300px]]
'''<sup><small>This is the part where you boogie
</small></sup>
'''
'''<sup><small>this is the part where you smoke the crack rocks</small></sup>
'''

[[User:Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia|Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia]] ([[User talk:Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia|talk]]) 11:44, 21 April 2021 (EDT)

== Trololololololol ==

[[File:AssNapkin911.jpg]]

== EDP445 Got Caught being a Pedo. 5/11/21 ==

[[File:Hegotcaught.jpg|300px]]

[[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 10:41, 11 May 2021 (EDT)

==UNITED WE SUCK==

[[File:United-we-care.jpg]]

[[User:Unlikely shitcock|Unlikely shitcock]] ([[User talk:Unlikely shitcock|talk]]) 01:54, 2 June 2021 (EDT)

== Goatse Track ==

[[File:GoatseTrack.jpg|300px]]<br>
New Zealand encourages people to spread out and open themselves up during the [[Coronavirus|Chinkypox]] outbreak <span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 20:20, 18 June 2021 (EDT)

== Speaks for itself, really ==

[[File:CoronaVirusMadeInChina.jpg|300px]]<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 19:15, 30 June 2021 (EDT)

== This Is The Cool Stickman Guy That I Drew All By Myself And I Am Very Proud And Would Like To Share With You Guys ==

[[File:This Is The Cool Stickman Guy That I Drew .png|300px]]

[[User:Will|Will]] ([[User talk:Will|talk]]) 22:40, 1 August 2021 (EDT)
22:40, 1 August 2021 (EDT)

== #JusticeforBernie ==

[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|300px|center]]
--[[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 02:20, 20 August 2021 (EDT)

== Make this the POTN soon please soon ==

[[File:911goatse.gif|thumb|300px|center]]
DO IT FAGGOTZ!!!! [[User:Tariq Nasneed|Tariq Nasneed's Weave and Deceive]] 03:46 21 August 2021 (EDT)

--lol naaaah go back to 8kun [[User:Unlikely shitcock|Unlikely shitcock]] ([[User talk:Unlikely shitcock|talk]]) 20:37, 7 September 2021 (EDT)

== Pepsi Threatens Suicide ==

[[File:Pepsi Threatens Suicide.jpeg|300px|center]]

-- [[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] 15:02, 6 September 2021 (PT)

== thoust am going to snort an mp3 [[User:Basicallybad|Basicallybad]] ([[User talk:Basicallybad|talk]]) 07:40, 9 December 2021 (EST) ==

[[File:thoust am going to snort an mp3.png|558px]]

== Maddox's Bedroom ==

[[File:Maddoxbed.jpg|300px|left|frameless]]
[[Maddox]] cries himself to sleep here each night... [[Maddox#Slimegate|No I'm not kidding either]] <span style="background-color: purple; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; font-family: Impact; padding: 2px 2px 2px 2px;">[[User:BigMeatHuggins22|<span style="color: chartreuse">'''BigMeat'''</span><span style="color:gold">'''Huggins</span>]]</span> 09:53, 21 December 2021 (EST)

== Alec Klebold 1999 ==

[[File:Alec columbine.jpg|300px|]] I didn't pull the trigger

[[User:Reimu2hu|Reimu2hu]] ([[User talk:Reimu2hu|talk]]) 20:49, 8 January 2022 (EST)

== epicfail.jpg ==
[[File:1636744215281.png|thumb|none]]
[[User:JohnStHelens4444|JohnStHelens4444]] ([[User talk:JohnStHelens4444|talk]]) 23:23, 21 January 2022 (EST)

== Nigger loves killin but hate gunzzz ==

[[file:Iza_luv_killin_white_folks.jpeg]]
[[User:LugsDev|[[user:Lugsdev|Lugsdev]]]] ([[User talk:LugsDev|talk]]) 09:10, 16 February 2022 (EST)
:too much text <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px">[[User:.wil|<span style="color:#fc3">.wil</span>]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]]</span> 09:20, 16 February 2022 (EST)

== Current PoTN (2/16/2022) ==

Why is a picture of NikocadoAvocado's [[DO NOT WANT|nude landwhale body]] with his shriveled micropenis visible selected as the PoTN? Isn't there a rule against having porn selected for the Picture of the Now?

And how is that nude photo relevant right now? {{unsigned|7271712417}}

:it's art, but yes you are correct. I'm changing it <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px">[[User:.wil|<span style="color:#fc3">.wil</span>]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]]</span> 10:30, 16 February 2022 (EST)

[[File:Bowlingballejaculating.gif|300px]][[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 12:28, 10 April 2022 (EDT)

== Ultra pride ==

[[File:ultrapride.jpeg|thumb|none]][[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 10:57, 22 April 2022 (EDT)

== #ArmenianGenocide #NeverForget ==

[[File:mgf.png|thumb|none]]

[[User:Tuberculosis|Tuberculosis]] ([[User talk:Tuberculosis|talk]]) 19:22, 25 April 2022

== technoblade if he real ==

[[File:Technoblade if he real.png]]

I think this stolen meme deserves to be the picture of the now.
[[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 11:45, 1 July 2022 (EDT)

== America has fallen ==

[[File:biden2022.jpg|500px]]

[[User:Boibob|Boibob]] ([[User talk:Boibob|talk]]) 04:08, 26 July 2022 (EDT)

== Found a photo of ol' Uncle Snuffles as a kid! ==

[[File:UncleSnufflesDeliverance.jpg|300px]]<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 17:27, 28 July 2022 (EDT)

==Andy Has An Idea==
[[File:Andy-ToyStory-MLP-jar.jpg|400px]]

[[User:CheetahCat7|CheetahCat7]] ([[User talk:CheetahCat7|talk]]) 10:32, 16 September 2022 (EDT)

== LGTV pride ==
[[File:LGTV.jpg|300px]]
--[[User:BirdPhone98|BirdPhone98]] ([[User talk:BirdPhone98|talk]]) 22:43, 19 September 2022 (EDT)

== New Netflix series! ==
[[File:AlfredENigga.jpg|300px]]
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 17:00, 13 October 2022 (EDT)

== This should prove to be an entertaining few weeks ==
[[File:TheBirdIsFree.jpg|300px]]<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 18:15, 28 October 2022 (EDT)
== He is curious ==
[[File:Squidward's free time.png|300px]]<br>
--[[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 5:58, 5 October 2022 (EDT)

== Let the mayhem... begin ==
[[File:TrumpBackToTwitter.jpg|300px]]<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 23:18, 19 November 2022 (EST)

== AI Talks about ED ==
[[File:Ai.png|300px]]<br>
[[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 07:06, 20 April 2023 (EDT)

== CWC and Ye ==

[[File:CWC and Ye.jpg|300px]]

[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 10:06, 5 May 2023 (EDT)

== Speaking of CWC... ==

[[File:ChrisChanItWeAgree.jpg|400px|frameless]]<br>
Now that it's out of the pokey, I'm gonna leave this here, for the next time dear, sweet Chris does something special.<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 16:20, 12 May 2023 (EDT)

== Ebony and Ivory ==

[[File:ebony_and_ivory_prom.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:22, 13 May 2023 (EDT)

== $250,000 ==

[[File:oceansgate.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 01:24, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

== Smugler ==
[[File:Smugler.png|300px]]
Gen Αlpha begins. [[User:AntarcticBear|AntarcticBear]] ([[User talk:AntarcticBear|talk]]) 22:43, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

[[File:nazi.astolfo.png|300px]]

== nazi femboy ==

[[File:nazi.astolfo.png|300px]]

== Flashing Banana ==

[[File:Flashybanana.jpg|thumb]]
[[User:Thumb|Thumb]] ([[User talk:Thumb|talk]]) 22:17, 24 October 2023 (EDT)

[[File:Nigger monkey.jpg|thumb]]

== Damn, Dilbert. ==

[[File:DAMN DILBERT.gif|thumb|none]]

== Brianna Wu defends publishers in Internet Archive lolsuit.jpg ==

[[File:Brianna Wu defends publishers in Internet Archive lolsuit.png]] [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 06:59, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Rate my setup ==

[[File:Cheap_desk_setup.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 10:30, 31 December 2023 (EST)

== Nice shirt ==

[[File:Eat sleep rape repeat.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 15:29, 1 January 2024 (EST)

==Stephen Hawking on Epstein Island==

[[File:Stephen Hawking Epstein Island oil painting.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 18:51, 5 January 2024 (EST)

==The Yiddish Catacombs==

[[File:The Yiddish Catacombs.jpg|300px]]

==Palestinian History In A Nutshell==

[[File:PalestinianHistory.jpg|300px]]<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 02:17, 28 January 2024 (EST)

== Freaky bob ==

[[File:freakybob.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:13, 5 April 2024 (EDT)

== Shoe hat. ==

[[File:Circlejerk Shoe Hat.png|500px]][[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 19:42, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Mein Waifu ==

[[File:Nazicrap.png|300px|thumb|This yellow chink who has a horrible voice is a neo nazi]]

AlpaniaBall--[[User:AlpaniaBall|AlpaniaBall]] ([[User talk:AlpaniaBall|talk]]) 05:45, 6 August 2024 (UTC)

== take a seat ==
[[File:Takeaseat2024.jpg]]

[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:17 AM, 13 August 2024

== A literal Genshin Impact hate shrine ==

[[File:KaiWei's hate shrine to Genshin Impact.jpeg|300px]]

[[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 11:41 PM, 1 October 2024

== Liam Payne ==

d2s7j0g-50af8373-7eda-41d8-a297-887c31673225

== ED giga chud ==
[[File:ED chad.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|snuegliffer returns]] 3:32 pm, october 23rd 2024.

== alt right kid ==
[[File:Altrightkid.png|thumb|left]]
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|snuegliffer returns]] 11:02 pm, october 29th 2024.

== Hotel Hell ==
[[File:HotelHell.png|thumb|left]]
[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] 11:00 AM, December 8th 2024.

== The 3 Horsemen Of January 1st, 2025 ==

original art by [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 19:26, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

[[File:The 3 Horsemen of January 1st, 2025.jpeg|thumb]]

== Butthurt report ==

[[File:Butthurt report.gif|300px]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 22:49, 12 March 2025 (UTC)

Oh, that's good
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 21:07, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

== "Fuck lawyers" - [[Karl Jobst]] ==

[[File:Fucklawyers.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 10:06, 5 April 2025 (UTC)

== Assburger King ==

[[File:Assburger King.jpg|300px]]
[[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 8:21 PM, 2 April 2025

== "Still locked?" - Stonetoss ==

[[File:Stonetoss 4chan still down.jpg|600px]]

--[[User:Spazmaphobia|Spazmaphobia]] ([[User talk:Spazmaphobia|talk]]) 14:53, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

== Splatoon - Nazi Swastika Eyes ==

[[File:Splatoon - Nazi Swastika Eyes.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 16:04, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

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Suggest a Picture of the Now here...GO!

<div class="blink" style="color: #F00; font-size: 30px; padding-top:0.5em;">v How to make a suggestion v</div>
#Log in. Have a picture ready (one that '''doesn't suck, isn't a screencap of an all-text post''' (That shit can be [[QOTN]]) and '''does not contain nudity''').
#'''[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Picture_of_the_Now&action=edit&section=new Click here] to start a new section at the bottom of this page'''
#Give your picture a name in the Subject/headline box
#Type the file name of your '''resized''' picture in the next box. For example, if your photo is titled Limecat2.jpg, you would type <nowiki>[[File:Limecat2.jpg|300px]]</nowiki>
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{{Notice|Don't use GIFs, porn or gore. Image dimensions must be square or marginally greater vertically than horizontally in size so it doesn't fuck up the main page. Also, we want pictures that are current and topical; picture of the '''NOW'''}}
== Cow Tools. 10/22/21 ==

[[File:Cow Tools cartoon.png|300px]]
[[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 19:22, 22 October 2021 (EDT)

== Pictureofthenow Maskposting/Hunter's Halloween 4/29/21 ==

[[File:Hunter's Halloween.png|300px]]
'''<sup><small>This is the part where you boogie
</small></sup>
'''
'''<sup><small>this is the part where you smoke the crack rocks</small></sup>
'''

[[User:Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia|Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia]] ([[User talk:Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia|talk]]) 11:44, 21 April 2021 (EDT)

== Trololololololol ==

[[File:AssNapkin911.jpg]]

== EDP445 Got Caught being a Pedo. 5/11/21 ==

[[File:Hegotcaught.jpg|300px]]

[[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 10:41, 11 May 2021 (EDT)

==UNITED WE SUCK==

[[File:United-we-care.jpg]]

[[User:Unlikely shitcock|Unlikely shitcock]] ([[User talk:Unlikely shitcock|talk]]) 01:54, 2 June 2021 (EDT)

== Goatse Track ==

[[File:GoatseTrack.jpg|300px]]<br>
New Zealand encourages people to spread out and open themselves up during the [[Coronavirus|Chinkypox]] outbreak <span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 20:20, 18 June 2021 (EDT)

== Speaks for itself, really ==

[[File:CoronaVirusMadeInChina.jpg|300px]]<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 19:15, 30 June 2021 (EDT)

== This Is The Cool Stickman Guy That I Drew All By Myself And I Am Very Proud And Would Like To Share With You Guys ==

[[File:This Is The Cool Stickman Guy That I Drew .png|300px]]

[[User:Will|Will]] ([[User talk:Will|talk]]) 22:40, 1 August 2021 (EDT)
22:40, 1 August 2021 (EDT)

== #JusticeforBernie ==

[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|300px|center]]
--[[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 02:20, 20 August 2021 (EDT)

== Make this the POTN soon please soon ==

[[File:911goatse.gif|thumb|300px|center]]
DO IT FAGGOTZ!!!! [[User:Tariq Nasneed|Tariq Nasneed's Weave and Deceive]] 03:46 21 August 2021 (EDT)

--lol naaaah go back to 8kun [[User:Unlikely shitcock|Unlikely shitcock]] ([[User talk:Unlikely shitcock|talk]]) 20:37, 7 September 2021 (EDT)

== Pepsi Threatens Suicide ==

[[File:Pepsi Threatens Suicide.jpeg|300px|center]]

-- [[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] 15:02, 6 September 2021 (PT)

== thoust am going to snort an mp3 [[User:Basicallybad|Basicallybad]] ([[User talk:Basicallybad|talk]]) 07:40, 9 December 2021 (EST) ==

[[File:thoust am going to snort an mp3.png|558px]]

== Maddox's Bedroom ==

[[File:Maddoxbed.jpg|300px|left|frameless]]
[[Maddox]] cries himself to sleep here each night... [[Maddox#Slimegate|No I'm not kidding either]] <span style="background-color: purple; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; font-family: Impact; padding: 2px 2px 2px 2px;">[[User:BigMeatHuggins22|<span style="color: chartreuse">'''BigMeat'''</span><span style="color:gold">'''Huggins</span>]]</span> 09:53, 21 December 2021 (EST)

== Alec Klebold 1999 ==

[[File:Alec columbine.jpg|300px|]] I didn't pull the trigger

[[User:Reimu2hu|Reimu2hu]] ([[User talk:Reimu2hu|talk]]) 20:49, 8 January 2022 (EST)

== epicfail.jpg ==
[[File:1636744215281.png|thumb|none]]
[[User:JohnStHelens4444|JohnStHelens4444]] ([[User talk:JohnStHelens4444|talk]]) 23:23, 21 January 2022 (EST)

== Nigger loves killin but hate gunzzz ==

[[file:Iza_luv_killin_white_folks.jpeg]]
[[User:LugsDev|[[user:Lugsdev|Lugsdev]]]] ([[User talk:LugsDev|talk]]) 09:10, 16 February 2022 (EST)
:too much text <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px">[[User:.wil|<span style="color:#fc3">.wil</span>]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]]</span> 09:20, 16 February 2022 (EST)

== Current PoTN (2/16/2022) ==

Why is a picture of NikocadoAvocado's [[DO NOT WANT|nude landwhale body]] with his shriveled micropenis visible selected as the PoTN? Isn't there a rule against having porn selected for the Picture of the Now?

And how is that nude photo relevant right now? {{unsigned|7271712417}}

:it's art, but yes you are correct. I'm changing it <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px">[[User:.wil|<span style="color:#fc3">.wil</span>]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]]</span> 10:30, 16 February 2022 (EST)

[[File:Bowlingballejaculating.gif|300px]][[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 12:28, 10 April 2022 (EDT)

== Ultra pride ==

[[File:ultrapride.jpeg|thumb|none]][[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 10:57, 22 April 2022 (EDT)

== #ArmenianGenocide #NeverForget ==

[[File:mgf.png|thumb|none]]

[[User:Tuberculosis|Tuberculosis]] ([[User talk:Tuberculosis|talk]]) 19:22, 25 April 2022

== technoblade if he real ==

[[File:Technoblade if he real.png]]

I think this stolen meme deserves to be the picture of the now.
[[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 11:45, 1 July 2022 (EDT)

== America has fallen ==

[[File:biden2022.jpg|500px]]

[[User:Boibob|Boibob]] ([[User talk:Boibob|talk]]) 04:08, 26 July 2022 (EDT)

== Found a photo of ol' Uncle Snuffles as a kid! ==

[[File:UncleSnufflesDeliverance.jpg|300px]]<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 17:27, 28 July 2022 (EDT)

==Andy Has An Idea==
[[File:Andy-ToyStory-MLP-jar.jpg|400px]]

[[User:CheetahCat7|CheetahCat7]] ([[User talk:CheetahCat7|talk]]) 10:32, 16 September 2022 (EDT)

== LGTV pride ==
[[File:LGTV.jpg|300px]]
--[[User:BirdPhone98|BirdPhone98]] ([[User talk:BirdPhone98|talk]]) 22:43, 19 September 2022 (EDT)

== New Netflix series! ==
[[File:AlfredENigga.jpg|300px]]
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 17:00, 13 October 2022 (EDT)

== This should prove to be an entertaining few weeks ==
[[File:TheBirdIsFree.jpg|300px]]<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 18:15, 28 October 2022 (EDT)
== He is curious ==
[[File:Squidward's free time.png|300px]]<br>
--[[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 5:58, 5 October 2022 (EDT)

== Let the mayhem... begin ==
[[File:TrumpBackToTwitter.jpg|300px]]<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 23:18, 19 November 2022 (EST)

== AI Talks about ED ==
[[File:Ai.png|300px]]<br>
[[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 07:06, 20 April 2023 (EDT)

== CWC and Ye ==

[[File:CWC and Ye.jpg|300px]]

[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 10:06, 5 May 2023 (EDT)

== Speaking of CWC... ==

[[File:ChrisChanItWeAgree.jpg|400px|frameless]]<br>
Now that it's out of the pokey, I'm gonna leave this here, for the next time dear, sweet Chris does something special.<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 16:20, 12 May 2023 (EDT)

== Ebony and Ivory ==

[[File:ebony_and_ivory_prom.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:22, 13 May 2023 (EDT)

== $250,000 ==

[[File:oceansgate.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 01:24, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

== Smugler ==
[[File:Smugler.png|300px]]
Gen Αlpha begins. [[User:AntarcticBear|AntarcticBear]] ([[User talk:AntarcticBear|talk]]) 22:43, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

[[File:nazi.astolfo.png|300px]]

== nazi femboy ==

[[File:nazi.astolfo.png|300px]]

== Flashing Banana ==

[[File:Flashybanana.jpg|thumb]]
[[User:Thumb|Thumb]] ([[User talk:Thumb|talk]]) 22:17, 24 October 2023 (EDT)

[[File:Nigger monkey.jpg|thumb]]

== Damn, Dilbert. ==

[[File:DAMN DILBERT.gif|thumb|none]]

== Brianna Wu defends publishers in Internet Archive lolsuit.jpg ==

[[File:Brianna Wu defends publishers in Internet Archive lolsuit.png]] [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 06:59, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Rate my setup ==

[[File:Cheap_desk_setup.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 10:30, 31 December 2023 (EST)

== Nice shirt ==

[[File:Eat sleep rape repeat.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 15:29, 1 January 2024 (EST)

==Stephen Hawking on Epstein Island==

[[File:Stephen Hawking Epstein Island oil painting.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 18:51, 5 January 2024 (EST)

==The Yiddish Catacombs==

[[File:The Yiddish Catacombs.jpg|300px]]

==Palestinian History In A Nutshell==

[[File:PalestinianHistory.jpg|300px]]<br>
<span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 02:17, 28 January 2024 (EST)

== Freaky bob ==

[[File:freakybob.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:13, 5 April 2024 (EDT)

== Shoe hat. ==

[[File:Circlejerk Shoe Hat.png|500px]][[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 19:42, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Mein Waifu ==

[[File:Nazicrap.png|300px|thumb|This yellow chink who has a horrible voice is a neo nazi]]

AlpaniaBall--[[User:AlpaniaBall|AlpaniaBall]] ([[User talk:AlpaniaBall|talk]]) 05:45, 6 August 2024 (UTC)

== take a seat ==
[[File:Takeaseat2024.jpg]]

[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:17 AM, 13 August 2024

== A literal Genshin Impact hate shrine ==

[[File:KaiWei's hate shrine to Genshin Impact.jpeg|300px]]

[[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 11:41 PM, 1 October 2024

== Liam Payne ==

d2s7j0g-50af8373-7eda-41d8-a297-887c31673225

== ED giga chud ==
[[File:ED chad.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|snuegliffer returns]] 3:32 pm, october 23rd 2024.

== alt right kid ==
[[File:Altrightkid.png|thumb|left]]
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|snuegliffer returns]] 11:02 pm, october 29th 2024.

== Hotel Hell ==
[[File:HotelHell.png|thumb|left]]
[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] 11:00 AM, December 8th 2024.

== The 3 Horsemen Of January 1st, 2025 ==

original art by [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 19:26, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

[[File:The 3 Horsemen of January 1st, 2025.jpeg|thumb]]

== Butthurt report ==

[[File:Butthurt report.gif|300px]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 22:49, 12 March 2025 (UTC)

Oh, that's good
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 21:07, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

== "Fuck lawyers" - [[Karl Jobst]] ==

[[File:Fucklawyers.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 10:06, 5 April 2025 (UTC)

== Assburger King ==

[[File:Assburger King.jpg|300px]]
[[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 8:21 PM, 2 April 2025

== "Still locked?" - Stonetoss ==

[[File:Stonetoss 4chan still down.jpg|600px]]

--[[User:Spazmaphobia|Spazmaphobia]] ([[User talk:Spazmaphobia|talk]]) 14:53, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

== Splatoon - Nazi Swastika Eyes ==

[[File:Splatoon - Nazi Swastika Eyes.jpg|300px]]
--[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 16:04, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

File:Splatoon - Nazi Swastika Eyes.jpg

2025-05-22T15:53:03Z

DingDong782:

https://www.deviantart.com/pizzasonic94/art/Splatoon-Nazi-Swastika-Eyes-1174167275

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Video of the Now

2024-10-13T00:51:05Z

DingDong782: Added the link to a newly released indie horror comedy film on YouTube (official link) called "SiMP"

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Suggest Video of the Nows here...GO!
<div style="color: #F00; font-size: 30px; text-decoration: blink;padding-top:0.5em;">v How to make a suggestion v</div>
#Log in
#'''[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Video_of_the_Now&action=edit Click here to start a new section at the bottom of this page]'''
#Type the name of the video in the Subject/headline box
#Paste a direct link to the video in the next box
#'''Sign your motherfucking post''' with four tildes (seriously, it's not [[Rocket Science]], just <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>)
#Press the "SHOW PREVIEW" button so you can make sure you didn't fuck up
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#PROFIT!!!!

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== Joe Biden Channels Terry Davis ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QmdKQF81k [[User:Reverandshitstain|Reverandshitstain]] ([[User talk:Reverandshitstain|talk]]) 11:45, 18 April 2021 (EDT)

== Troller of Everything ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCcucQ8c6A
[[User:Kleetus K.|Kleetus K.]] ([[User talk:Kleetus K.|talk]]) 15:25, 19 April 2021 (EDT)

== Funny Drew Man ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-lpfly11k
22:06, 25 August 2021 (EDT)

== you and your homie send pictures of your balls to each others? ==

https://youtu.be/aM2tpobjllI [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:38, 26 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thicc Omni man ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEIIJNbycQ

== yo ==

<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbAjUorW_c</youtube></center>

Mario's Nightmare 07:49 6 September 2021 (EDT)

== Undertale Sucks ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw
[[User:Dildo Baggins|Dildo Baggins]] ([[User talk:Dildo Baggins|talk]]) 13:32, 19 September 2021 (EDT)

== sandy marton - camel by camel (instrumental) ==

no comment [https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA] - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:51, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== bad apple ==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8
[[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 14:04, 17 October 2021 (EDT)branman65

==Russian hip hop song that is famous all over the fucking world==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2BFRqsoG_g
[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:32, 14 December 2021 (EST)

==Ram Ranch (song about gay sex)==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD24TG33w2E [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:44, 29 December 2021 (EST)

== When they play your PS4/Xbox parties in court ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpL2Vi3c56k [[User:HurricaneIV|HurricaneIV]] ([[User talk:HurricaneIV|talk]]) 21:45, 14 January 2022 (EST)

== therapiss ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8IWQY0IOM [[User:Jackinabox]] [[User talk:Jackinabox|(talk)]] 20:00 11 March 2022 (AEDT)

== the history of gnaa ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn2WE93p3E [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 13:52, 11 April 2022 (EDT)
== The (possible) changes of twitter after elon musk bought it ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZN27sTi2h4 [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 10:23, 28 April 2022 (EDT)

== Why do Reddit Mods Always Look Like This? ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE [[User:Solear|Solear]] ([[User talk:Solear|talk]]) 22:08, 7 May 2022 (EDT)

== blackpink jennie nudes leaked ==

[[File:Jennie-blackpink-nude-porn.mp4]]
:No pr0n allowed fgt.[[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 12:24, 15 May 2022 (EDT)
I was properly excepting a trap, but this is good while we wait :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== We Are Young ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/DfkrXNTVC8Y?t=13</youtube>
--[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 04:20, 30 June 2022 (EDT)

== i'm going to be arrested for this ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzc0Zn6Fdfk</youtube></center>

[[User:VALVENiggerkiller|VALVENiggerkiller]] ([[User talk:VALVENiggerkiller|talk]]) 06:40, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== red sun in the sky ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E</youtube>
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 02:00, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== BBC Queen mourn floss ==
[[File:Queenfloss.mp4|240px]]
--[[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 19:38, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

== Low Tier God's Speech but it's with Images ==

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNoqXsIp8V8 https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8] or alternatively the AI art version: Low Tier God's Speech but it's with AI generated images [https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQPfS75tZuw https://youtu.be/IQPfS75tZuw]

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 11:08, 25 December 2022 (EST)

== Craftmine or Peter Griffin N word ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtt6g8mvHA</youtube></center>
[[File:Peter Griffin saying the N-word (full.mp4]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:24, 8 February 2023 (EST)

== Gay Frogs Holiday House decorations ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/eRhSt11geFM?si=JD8X7wwsU6R4GpkH</youtube> [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 13:47, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Comrade Trump ==

<youtube>Ge_GWAJAiVM</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:42, 20 October 2023 (EDT)

== Collapse of Burgundy ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwL303SDkZk [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 00:08, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== Alex Jones video game ==

<youtube>5HgYHNP17dE</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 10:40, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Zionist literature ==

<youtube>pyRqstSA-ug</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 12:46, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== The Art of Trolling ==

<youtube>AHqGV5WjS4w</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:31, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Santa pedo cabal ==

<youtube>JC89gFM_rjc</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 16:16, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile ==

<youtube>-XSB4sQGT_4</youtube> --[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:01, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== no comment ==

<youtube>q-RvplNbmvM</youtube>
[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 09:16, 4 January 2024 (EST)

== “You Will Own Nothing, And You Will Be Happy!” ==

Also known as [[Klaus Schwab]]'s wet dream:

[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4]]

Not sure if it is "fagoon" or "fagman" reality tunnel.

[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 06:07, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== its 2011 all over again ==

<youtube>IwLSrNu1ppI</youtube><br/>[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:13, 26 February 2024 (EST)

== suggesting a similar outcome for politicians would be considered terrorism ==

<youtube>OU1FesR10fM</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 16:03, 4 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Nigel Farage]] making a [[lolcow]] out of himself thanks to being on Cameo ==

<youtube>E4W7BpwOoL0</youtube> [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 17:22, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Charlie Kirk ==

<youtube>OVBJA5L6xEk</youtube>
[[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) 3:39, 9 July 2024 (EDT)

== bitches be fakin' multiple personality disorder ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nut83SIoR_0&ab_channel=Bigbunjeeeeee
([[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] july 17th 12:09 2024

== You know what would be even more lulz compared to the current VOTN? The actual original unedited Bloo Me video, of course! ==
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-109591995_456239070
[[User:YaroslavTV +1|YaroslavTV +1]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV +1|talk]]) 13:13, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== Frank Hassle annoys a tranny ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbaC7TZiMg8</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:54 PM 2024-08-06

== A very lulzy video from [[GabaLeth|the one and only!]] ==
<youtube>7vnT8uCIa9U</youtube>
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 22:59, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

== get a job nigger ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6yTq_gPAg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:17 29 august 2024.

== guilt simulator ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/TnkTNrbHeZA?si=qTrbEIGBQeVx410e</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:26 29 august 2024.

== We’re costco guys ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/X6OowkRjVLc?si=tyRGvC1y1F9dn5zg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:30 PM 29 august 2024.

== story of family guy ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/c19N8QAV1F0?si=a8w7_KyPqLdH2VGD</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:44 PM 29 august 2024.

== THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN (2024) - OFFICIAL TRAILER ==
Yes, this is actually a real movie based on a [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-feces-thrower-caught-1.5374792 few shit-throwing incidents that actually happened in Toronto, Canada in 2019]:

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMY5I4Iylo</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:21, 25 September 2024 (UTC)

== The Original Skibidi, Russia's Gangnam Style ==
The original Skibidi, released years before that [https://edramatica.com/Skibidi_Toilet ungodly Russian-Georgian creation that is "Skibidi Toilet"]

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDFBTdToRmw</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:14, 30 September 2024 (UTC)

== the goys season 4 sucks ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWLmr0TeWrg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 12:13 PM, october 10th 2024

== Emperor Xi's World COVID Conquest ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/0FfBFuZTI_A</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 16:36, 5 October 2024 (UTC)

== KSI's "Lunchly Song" that's getting memed to no end right now ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 03:22, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

== Sick Of It (KSI LUNCHLY THICK OF IT PARODY) ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/BtOB3XHWLi8</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 03:27, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

== SiMP | FULL OFFiCiAL MOViE | 4K ==

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdF58rzDSCg</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 00:51, 13 October 2024 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Video of the Now

2024-10-09T03:27:24Z

DingDong782: Also submitted the AI parody version of KSI's "lunchly" song

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== Joe Biden Channels Terry Davis ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QmdKQF81k [[User:Reverandshitstain|Reverandshitstain]] ([[User talk:Reverandshitstain|talk]]) 11:45, 18 April 2021 (EDT)

== Troller of Everything ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCcucQ8c6A
[[User:Kleetus K.|Kleetus K.]] ([[User talk:Kleetus K.|talk]]) 15:25, 19 April 2021 (EDT)

== Funny Drew Man ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-lpfly11k
22:06, 25 August 2021 (EDT)

== you and your homie send pictures of your balls to each others? ==

https://youtu.be/aM2tpobjllI [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:38, 26 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thicc Omni man ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEIIJNbycQ

== yo ==

<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbAjUorW_c</youtube></center>

Mario's Nightmare 07:49 6 September 2021 (EDT)

== Undertale Sucks ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw
[[User:Dildo Baggins|Dildo Baggins]] ([[User talk:Dildo Baggins|talk]]) 13:32, 19 September 2021 (EDT)

== sandy marton - camel by camel (instrumental) ==

no comment [https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA] - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:51, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== bad apple ==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8
[[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 14:04, 17 October 2021 (EDT)branman65

==Russian hip hop song that is famous all over the fucking world==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2BFRqsoG_g
[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:32, 14 December 2021 (EST)

==Ram Ranch (song about gay sex)==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD24TG33w2E [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:44, 29 December 2021 (EST)

== When they play your PS4/Xbox parties in court ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpL2Vi3c56k [[User:HurricaneIV|HurricaneIV]] ([[User talk:HurricaneIV|talk]]) 21:45, 14 January 2022 (EST)

== therapiss ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8IWQY0IOM [[User:Jackinabox]] [[User talk:Jackinabox|(talk)]] 20:00 11 March 2022 (AEDT)

== the history of gnaa ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn2WE93p3E [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 13:52, 11 April 2022 (EDT)
== The (possible) changes of twitter after elon musk bought it ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZN27sTi2h4 [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 10:23, 28 April 2022 (EDT)

== Why do Reddit Mods Always Look Like This? ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE [[User:Solear|Solear]] ([[User talk:Solear|talk]]) 22:08, 7 May 2022 (EDT)

== blackpink jennie nudes leaked ==

[[File:Jennie-blackpink-nude-porn.mp4]]
:No pr0n allowed fgt.[[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 12:24, 15 May 2022 (EDT)
I was properly excepting a trap, but this is good while we wait :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== We Are Young ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/DfkrXNTVC8Y?t=13</youtube>
--[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 04:20, 30 June 2022 (EDT)

== i'm going to be arrested for this ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzc0Zn6Fdfk</youtube></center>

[[User:VALVENiggerkiller|VALVENiggerkiller]] ([[User talk:VALVENiggerkiller|talk]]) 06:40, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== red sun in the sky ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E</youtube>
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 02:00, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== BBC Queen mourn floss ==
[[File:Queenfloss.mp4|240px]]
--[[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 19:38, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

== Low Tier God's Speech but it's with Images ==

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNoqXsIp8V8 https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8] or alternatively the AI art version: Low Tier God's Speech but it's with AI generated images [https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQPfS75tZuw https://youtu.be/IQPfS75tZuw]

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 11:08, 25 December 2022 (EST)

== Craftmine or Peter Griffin N word ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtt6g8mvHA</youtube></center>
[[File:Peter Griffin saying the N-word (full.mp4]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:24, 8 February 2023 (EST)

== Gay Frogs Holiday House decorations ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/eRhSt11geFM?si=JD8X7wwsU6R4GpkH</youtube> [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 13:47, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Comrade Trump ==

<youtube>Ge_GWAJAiVM</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:42, 20 October 2023 (EDT)

== Collapse of Burgundy ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwL303SDkZk [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 00:08, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== Alex Jones video game ==

<youtube>5HgYHNP17dE</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 10:40, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Zionist literature ==

<youtube>pyRqstSA-ug</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 12:46, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== The Art of Trolling ==

<youtube>AHqGV5WjS4w</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:31, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Santa pedo cabal ==

<youtube>JC89gFM_rjc</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 16:16, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile ==

<youtube>-XSB4sQGT_4</youtube> --[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:01, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== no comment ==

<youtube>q-RvplNbmvM</youtube>
[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 09:16, 4 January 2024 (EST)

== “You Will Own Nothing, And You Will Be Happy!” ==

Also known as [[Klaus Schwab]]'s wet dream:

[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4]]

Not sure if it is "fagoon" or "fagman" reality tunnel.

[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 06:07, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== its 2011 all over again ==

<youtube>IwLSrNu1ppI</youtube><br/>[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:13, 26 February 2024 (EST)

== suggesting a similar outcome for politicians would be considered terrorism ==

<youtube>OU1FesR10fM</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 16:03, 4 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Nigel Farage]] making a [[lolcow]] out of himself thanks to being on Cameo ==

<youtube>E4W7BpwOoL0</youtube> [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 17:22, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Charlie Kirk ==

<youtube>OVBJA5L6xEk</youtube>
[[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) 3:39, 9 July 2024 (EDT)

== bitches be fakin' multiple personality disorder ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nut83SIoR_0&ab_channel=Bigbunjeeeeee
([[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] july 17th 12:09 2024

== You know what would be even more lulz compared to the current VOTN? The actual original unedited Bloo Me video, of course! ==
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-109591995_456239070
[[User:YaroslavTV +1|YaroslavTV +1]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV +1|talk]]) 13:13, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== Frank Hassle annoys a tranny ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbaC7TZiMg8</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:54 PM 2024-08-06

== A very lulzy video from [[GabaLeth|the one and only!]] ==
<youtube>7vnT8uCIa9U</youtube>
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 22:59, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

== get a job nigger ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6yTq_gPAg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:17 29 august 2024.

== guilt simulator ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/TnkTNrbHeZA?si=qTrbEIGBQeVx410e</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:26 29 august 2024.

== We’re costco guys ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/X6OowkRjVLc?si=tyRGvC1y1F9dn5zg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:30 PM 29 august 2024.

== story of family guy ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/c19N8QAV1F0?si=a8w7_KyPqLdH2VGD</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:44 PM 29 august 2024.

== THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN (2024) - OFFICIAL TRAILER ==
Yes, this is actually a real movie based on a [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-feces-thrower-caught-1.5374792 few shit-throwing incidents that actually happened in Toronto, Canada in 2019]:

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMY5I4Iylo</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:21, 25 September 2024 (UTC)

== The Original Skibidi, Russia's Gangnam Style ==
The original Skibidi, released years before that [https://edramatica.com/Skibidi_Toilet ungodly Russian-Georgian creation that is "Skibidi Toilet"]

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDFBTdToRmw</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:14, 30 September 2024 (UTC)

== the goys season 4 sucks ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWLmr0TeWrg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 12:13 PM, october 10th 2024

== Emperor Xi's World COVID Conquest ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/0FfBFuZTI_A</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 16:36, 5 October 2024 (UTC)

== KSI's "Lunchly Song" that's getting memed to no end right now ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 03:22, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

== Sick Of It (KSI LUNCHLY THICK OF IT PARODY) ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/BtOB3XHWLi8</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 03:27, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Video of the Now

2024-10-05T16:36:21Z

DingDong782: Added a HOI4 meme video describing Emperor Xi's world communist covid conquest

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== Joe Biden Channels Terry Davis ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QmdKQF81k [[User:Reverandshitstain|Reverandshitstain]] ([[User talk:Reverandshitstain|talk]]) 11:45, 18 April 2021 (EDT)

== Troller of Everything ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCcucQ8c6A
[[User:Kleetus K.|Kleetus K.]] ([[User talk:Kleetus K.|talk]]) 15:25, 19 April 2021 (EDT)

== Funny Drew Man ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-lpfly11k
22:06, 25 August 2021 (EDT)

== you and your homie send pictures of your balls to each others? ==

https://youtu.be/aM2tpobjllI [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:38, 26 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thicc Omni man ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEIIJNbycQ

== yo ==

<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbAjUorW_c</youtube></center>

Mario's Nightmare 07:49 6 September 2021 (EDT)

== Undertale Sucks ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw
[[User:Dildo Baggins|Dildo Baggins]] ([[User talk:Dildo Baggins|talk]]) 13:32, 19 September 2021 (EDT)

== sandy marton - camel by camel (instrumental) ==

no comment [https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA] - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:51, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== bad apple ==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8
[[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 14:04, 17 October 2021 (EDT)branman65

==Russian hip hop song that is famous all over the fucking world==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2BFRqsoG_g
[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:32, 14 December 2021 (EST)

==Ram Ranch (song about gay sex)==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD24TG33w2E [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:44, 29 December 2021 (EST)

== When they play your PS4/Xbox parties in court ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpL2Vi3c56k [[User:HurricaneIV|HurricaneIV]] ([[User talk:HurricaneIV|talk]]) 21:45, 14 January 2022 (EST)

== therapiss ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8IWQY0IOM [[User:Jackinabox]] [[User talk:Jackinabox|(talk)]] 20:00 11 March 2022 (AEDT)

== the history of gnaa ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn2WE93p3E [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 13:52, 11 April 2022 (EDT)
== The (possible) changes of twitter after elon musk bought it ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZN27sTi2h4 [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 10:23, 28 April 2022 (EDT)

== Why do Reddit Mods Always Look Like This? ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE [[User:Solear|Solear]] ([[User talk:Solear|talk]]) 22:08, 7 May 2022 (EDT)

== blackpink jennie nudes leaked ==

[[File:Jennie-blackpink-nude-porn.mp4]]
:No pr0n allowed fgt.[[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 12:24, 15 May 2022 (EDT)
I was properly excepting a trap, but this is good while we wait :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== We Are Young ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/DfkrXNTVC8Y?t=13</youtube>
--[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 04:20, 30 June 2022 (EDT)

== i'm going to be arrested for this ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzc0Zn6Fdfk</youtube></center>

[[User:VALVENiggerkiller|VALVENiggerkiller]] ([[User talk:VALVENiggerkiller|talk]]) 06:40, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== red sun in the sky ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E</youtube>
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 02:00, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== BBC Queen mourn floss ==
[[File:Queenfloss.mp4|240px]]
--[[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 19:38, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

== Low Tier God's Speech but it's with Images ==

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNoqXsIp8V8 https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8] or alternatively the AI art version: Low Tier God's Speech but it's with AI generated images [https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQPfS75tZuw https://youtu.be/IQPfS75tZuw]

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 11:08, 25 December 2022 (EST)

== Craftmine or Peter Griffin N word ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtt6g8mvHA</youtube></center>
[[File:Peter Griffin saying the N-word (full.mp4]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:24, 8 February 2023 (EST)

== Gay Frogs Holiday House decorations ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/eRhSt11geFM?si=JD8X7wwsU6R4GpkH</youtube> [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 13:47, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Comrade Trump ==

<youtube>Ge_GWAJAiVM</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:42, 20 October 2023 (EDT)

== Collapse of Burgundy ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwL303SDkZk [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 00:08, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== Alex Jones video game ==

<youtube>5HgYHNP17dE</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 10:40, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Zionist literature ==

<youtube>pyRqstSA-ug</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 12:46, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== The Art of Trolling ==

<youtube>AHqGV5WjS4w</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:31, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Santa pedo cabal ==

<youtube>JC89gFM_rjc</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 16:16, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile ==

<youtube>-XSB4sQGT_4</youtube> --[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:01, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== no comment ==

<youtube>q-RvplNbmvM</youtube>
[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 09:16, 4 January 2024 (EST)

== “You Will Own Nothing, And You Will Be Happy!” ==

Also known as [[Klaus Schwab]]'s wet dream:

[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4]]

Not sure if it is "fagoon" or "fagman" reality tunnel.

[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 06:07, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== its 2011 all over again ==

<youtube>IwLSrNu1ppI</youtube><br/>[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:13, 26 February 2024 (EST)

== suggesting a similar outcome for politicians would be considered terrorism ==

<youtube>OU1FesR10fM</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 16:03, 4 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Nigel Farage]] making a [[lolcow]] out of himself thanks to being on Cameo ==

<youtube>E4W7BpwOoL0</youtube> [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 17:22, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Charlie Kirk ==

<youtube>OVBJA5L6xEk</youtube>
[[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) 3:39, 9 July 2024 (EDT)

== bitches be fakin' multiple personality disorder ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nut83SIoR_0&ab_channel=Bigbunjeeeeee
([[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] july 17th 12:09 2024

== You know what would be even more lulz compared to the current VOTN? The actual original unedited Bloo Me video, of course! ==
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-109591995_456239070
[[User:YaroslavTV +1|YaroslavTV +1]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV +1|talk]]) 13:13, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== Frank Hassle annoys a tranny ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbaC7TZiMg8</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:54 PM 2024-08-06

== A very lulzy video from [[GabaLeth|the one and only!]] ==
<youtube>7vnT8uCIa9U</youtube>
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 22:59, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

== get a job nigger ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6yTq_gPAg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:17 29 august 2024.

== guilt simulator ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/TnkTNrbHeZA?si=qTrbEIGBQeVx410e</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:26 29 august 2024.

== We’re costco guys ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/X6OowkRjVLc?si=tyRGvC1y1F9dn5zg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:30 PM 29 august 2024.

== story of family guy ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/c19N8QAV1F0?si=a8w7_KyPqLdH2VGD</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:44 PM 29 august 2024.

== THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN (2024) - OFFICIAL TRAILER ==
Yes, this is actually a real movie based on a [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-feces-thrower-caught-1.5374792 few shit-throwing incidents that actually happened in Toronto, Canada in 2019]:

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMY5I4Iylo</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:21, 25 September 2024 (UTC)

== The Original Skibidi, Russia's Gangnam Style ==
The original Skibidi, released years before that [https://edramatica.com/Skibidi_Toilet ungodly Russian-Georgian creation that is "Skibidi Toilet"]

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDFBTdToRmw</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:14, 30 September 2024 (UTC)

== the goys season 4 sucks ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWLmr0TeWrg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 12:13 PM, october 10th 2024

== Emperor Xi's World COVID Conquest ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/0FfBFuZTI_A</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 16:36, 5 October 2024 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Video of the Now

2024-10-01T03:59:46Z

DingDong782: Fixed an error in hyperlinks

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== Joe Biden Channels Terry Davis ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QmdKQF81k [[User:Reverandshitstain|Reverandshitstain]] ([[User talk:Reverandshitstain|talk]]) 11:45, 18 April 2021 (EDT)

== Troller of Everything ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCcucQ8c6A
[[User:Kleetus K.|Kleetus K.]] ([[User talk:Kleetus K.|talk]]) 15:25, 19 April 2021 (EDT)

== Funny Drew Man ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-lpfly11k
22:06, 25 August 2021 (EDT)

== you and your homie send pictures of your balls to each others? ==

https://youtu.be/aM2tpobjllI [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:38, 26 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thicc Omni man ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEIIJNbycQ

== yo ==

<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbAjUorW_c</youtube></center>

Mario's Nightmare 07:49 6 September 2021 (EDT)

== Undertale Sucks ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw
[[User:Dildo Baggins|Dildo Baggins]] ([[User talk:Dildo Baggins|talk]]) 13:32, 19 September 2021 (EDT)

== sandy marton - camel by camel (instrumental) ==

no comment [https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA] - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:51, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== bad apple ==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8
[[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 14:04, 17 October 2021 (EDT)branman65

==Russian hip hop song that is famous all over the fucking world==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2BFRqsoG_g
[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:32, 14 December 2021 (EST)

==Ram Ranch (song about gay sex)==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD24TG33w2E [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:44, 29 December 2021 (EST)

== When they play your PS4/Xbox parties in court ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpL2Vi3c56k [[User:HurricaneIV|HurricaneIV]] ([[User talk:HurricaneIV|talk]]) 21:45, 14 January 2022 (EST)

== therapiss ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8IWQY0IOM [[User:Jackinabox]] [[User talk:Jackinabox|(talk)]] 20:00 11 March 2022 (AEDT)

== the history of gnaa ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn2WE93p3E [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 13:52, 11 April 2022 (EDT)
== The (possible) changes of twitter after elon musk bought it ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZN27sTi2h4 [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 10:23, 28 April 2022 (EDT)

== Why do Reddit Mods Always Look Like This? ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE [[User:Solear|Solear]] ([[User talk:Solear|talk]]) 22:08, 7 May 2022 (EDT)

== blackpink jennie nudes leaked ==

[[File:Jennie-blackpink-nude-porn.mp4]]
:No pr0n allowed fgt.[[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 12:24, 15 May 2022 (EDT)
I was properly excepting a trap, but this is good while we wait :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== We Are Young ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/DfkrXNTVC8Y?t=13</youtube>
--[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 04:20, 30 June 2022 (EDT)

== i'm going to be arrested for this ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzc0Zn6Fdfk</youtube></center>

[[User:VALVENiggerkiller|VALVENiggerkiller]] ([[User talk:VALVENiggerkiller|talk]]) 06:40, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== red sun in the sky ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E</youtube>
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 02:00, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== BBC Queen mourn floss ==
[[File:Queenfloss.mp4|240px]]
--[[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 19:38, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

== Low Tier God's Speech but it's with Images ==

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNoqXsIp8V8 https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8] or alternatively the AI art version: Low Tier God's Speech but it's with AI generated images [https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQPfS75tZuw https://youtu.be/IQPfS75tZuw]

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 11:08, 25 December 2022 (EST)

== Craftmine or Peter Griffin N word ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtt6g8mvHA</youtube></center>
[[File:Peter Griffin saying the N-word (full.mp4]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:24, 8 February 2023 (EST)

== Gay Frogs Holiday House decorations ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/eRhSt11geFM?si=JD8X7wwsU6R4GpkH</youtube> [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 13:47, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Comrade Trump ==

<youtube>Ge_GWAJAiVM</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:42, 20 October 2023 (EDT)

== Collapse of Burgundy ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwL303SDkZk [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 00:08, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== Alex Jones video game ==

<youtube>5HgYHNP17dE</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 10:40, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Zionist literature ==

<youtube>pyRqstSA-ug</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 12:46, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== The Art of Trolling ==

<youtube>AHqGV5WjS4w</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:31, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Santa pedo cabal ==

<youtube>JC89gFM_rjc</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 16:16, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile ==

<youtube>-XSB4sQGT_4</youtube> --[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:01, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== no comment ==

<youtube>q-RvplNbmvM</youtube>
[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 09:16, 4 January 2024 (EST)

== “You Will Own Nothing, And You Will Be Happy!” ==

Also known as [[Klaus Schwab]]'s wet dream:

[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4]]

Not sure if it is "fagoon" or "fagman" reality tunnel.

[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 06:07, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== its 2011 all over again ==

<youtube>IwLSrNu1ppI</youtube><br/>[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:13, 26 February 2024 (EST)

== suggesting a similar outcome for politicians would be considered terrorism ==

<youtube>OU1FesR10fM</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 16:03, 4 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Nigel Farage]] making a [[lolcow]] out of himself thanks to being on Cameo ==

<youtube>E4W7BpwOoL0</youtube> [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 17:22, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Charlie Kirk ==

<youtube>OVBJA5L6xEk</youtube>
[[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) 3:39, 9 July 2024 (EDT)

== bitches be fakin' multiple personality disorder ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nut83SIoR_0&ab_channel=Bigbunjeeeeee
([[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] july 17th 12:09 2024

== You know what would be even more lulz compared to the current VOTN? The actual original unedited Bloo Me video, of course! ==
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-109591995_456239070
[[User:YaroslavTV +1|YaroslavTV +1]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV +1|talk]]) 13:13, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== Frank Hassle annoys a tranny ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbaC7TZiMg8</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:54 PM 2024-08-06

== A very lulzy video from [[GabaLeth|the one and only!]] ==
<youtube>7vnT8uCIa9U</youtube>
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 22:59, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

== get a job nigger ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6yTq_gPAg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:17 29 august 2024.

== guilt simulator ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/TnkTNrbHeZA?si=qTrbEIGBQeVx410e</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:26 29 august 2024.

== We’re costco guys ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/X6OowkRjVLc?si=tyRGvC1y1F9dn5zg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:30 PM 29 august 2024.

== story of family guy ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/c19N8QAV1F0?si=a8w7_KyPqLdH2VGD</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:44 PM 29 august 2024.

== THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN (2024) - OFFICIAL TRAILER ==
Yes, this is actually a real movie based on a [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-feces-thrower-caught-1.5374792 few shit-throwing incidents that actually happened in Toronto, Canada in 2019]:

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMY5I4Iylo</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:21, 25 September 2024 (UTC)

== The Original Skibidi, Russia's Gangnam Style ==
The original Skibidi, released years before that [https://edramatica.com/Skibidi_Toilet ungodly Russian-Georgian creation that is "Skibidi Toilet"]

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDFBTdToRmw</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:14, 30 September 2024 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Video of the Now

2024-09-30T21:14:22Z

DingDong782: Added the original Skibidi video to the VOTN suggestions

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== Joe Biden Channels Terry Davis ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QmdKQF81k [[User:Reverandshitstain|Reverandshitstain]] ([[User talk:Reverandshitstain|talk]]) 11:45, 18 April 2021 (EDT)

== Troller of Everything ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCcucQ8c6A
[[User:Kleetus K.|Kleetus K.]] ([[User talk:Kleetus K.|talk]]) 15:25, 19 April 2021 (EDT)

== Funny Drew Man ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-lpfly11k
22:06, 25 August 2021 (EDT)

== you and your homie send pictures of your balls to each others? ==

https://youtu.be/aM2tpobjllI [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:38, 26 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thicc Omni man ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEIIJNbycQ

== yo ==

<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbAjUorW_c</youtube></center>

Mario's Nightmare 07:49 6 September 2021 (EDT)

== Undertale Sucks ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw
[[User:Dildo Baggins|Dildo Baggins]] ([[User talk:Dildo Baggins|talk]]) 13:32, 19 September 2021 (EDT)

== sandy marton - camel by camel (instrumental) ==

no comment [https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA] - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:51, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== bad apple ==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8
[[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 14:04, 17 October 2021 (EDT)branman65

==Russian hip hop song that is famous all over the fucking world==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2BFRqsoG_g
[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:32, 14 December 2021 (EST)

==Ram Ranch (song about gay sex)==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD24TG33w2E [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:44, 29 December 2021 (EST)

== When they play your PS4/Xbox parties in court ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpL2Vi3c56k [[User:HurricaneIV|HurricaneIV]] ([[User talk:HurricaneIV|talk]]) 21:45, 14 January 2022 (EST)

== therapiss ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8IWQY0IOM [[User:Jackinabox]] [[User talk:Jackinabox|(talk)]] 20:00 11 March 2022 (AEDT)

== the history of gnaa ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn2WE93p3E [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 13:52, 11 April 2022 (EDT)
== The (possible) changes of twitter after elon musk bought it ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZN27sTi2h4 [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 10:23, 28 April 2022 (EDT)

== Why do Reddit Mods Always Look Like This? ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE [[User:Solear|Solear]] ([[User talk:Solear|talk]]) 22:08, 7 May 2022 (EDT)

== blackpink jennie nudes leaked ==

[[File:Jennie-blackpink-nude-porn.mp4]]
:No pr0n allowed fgt.[[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 12:24, 15 May 2022 (EDT)
I was properly excepting a trap, but this is good while we wait :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== We Are Young ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/DfkrXNTVC8Y?t=13</youtube>
--[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 04:20, 30 June 2022 (EDT)

== i'm going to be arrested for this ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzc0Zn6Fdfk</youtube></center>

[[User:VALVENiggerkiller|VALVENiggerkiller]] ([[User talk:VALVENiggerkiller|talk]]) 06:40, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== red sun in the sky ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E</youtube>
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 02:00, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== BBC Queen mourn floss ==
[[File:Queenfloss.mp4|240px]]
--[[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 19:38, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

== Low Tier God's Speech but it's with Images ==

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNoqXsIp8V8 https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8] or alternatively the AI art version: Low Tier God's Speech but it's with AI generated images [https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQPfS75tZuw https://youtu.be/IQPfS75tZuw]

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 11:08, 25 December 2022 (EST)

== Craftmine or Peter Griffin N word ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtt6g8mvHA</youtube></center>
[[File:Peter Griffin saying the N-word (full.mp4]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:24, 8 February 2023 (EST)

== Gay Frogs Holiday House decorations ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/eRhSt11geFM?si=JD8X7wwsU6R4GpkH</youtube> [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 13:47, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Comrade Trump ==

<youtube>Ge_GWAJAiVM</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:42, 20 October 2023 (EDT)

== Collapse of Burgundy ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwL303SDkZk [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 00:08, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== Alex Jones video game ==

<youtube>5HgYHNP17dE</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 10:40, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Zionist literature ==

<youtube>pyRqstSA-ug</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 12:46, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== The Art of Trolling ==

<youtube>AHqGV5WjS4w</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:31, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Santa pedo cabal ==

<youtube>JC89gFM_rjc</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 16:16, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile ==

<youtube>-XSB4sQGT_4</youtube> --[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:01, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== no comment ==

<youtube>q-RvplNbmvM</youtube>
[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 09:16, 4 January 2024 (EST)

== “You Will Own Nothing, And You Will Be Happy!” ==

Also known as [[Klaus Schwab]]'s wet dream:

[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4]]

Not sure if it is "fagoon" or "fagman" reality tunnel.

[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 06:07, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== its 2011 all over again ==

<youtube>IwLSrNu1ppI</youtube><br/>[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:13, 26 February 2024 (EST)

== suggesting a similar outcome for politicians would be considered terrorism ==

<youtube>OU1FesR10fM</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 16:03, 4 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Nigel Farage]] making a [[lolcow]] out of himself thanks to being on Cameo ==

<youtube>E4W7BpwOoL0</youtube> [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 17:22, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Charlie Kirk ==

<youtube>OVBJA5L6xEk</youtube>
[[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) 3:39, 9 July 2024 (EDT)

== bitches be fakin' multiple personality disorder ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nut83SIoR_0&ab_channel=Bigbunjeeeeee
([[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] july 17th 12:09 2024

== You know what would be even more lulz compared to the current VOTN? The actual original unedited Bloo Me video, of course! ==
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-109591995_456239070
[[User:YaroslavTV +1|YaroslavTV +1]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV +1|talk]]) 13:13, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== Frank Hassle annoys a tranny ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbaC7TZiMg8</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:54 PM 2024-08-06

== A very lulzy video from [[GabaLeth|the one and only!]] ==
<youtube>7vnT8uCIa9U</youtube>
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 22:59, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

== get a job nigger ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6yTq_gPAg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:17 29 august 2024.

== guilt simulator ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/TnkTNrbHeZA?si=qTrbEIGBQeVx410e</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:26 29 august 2024.

== We’re costco guys ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/X6OowkRjVLc?si=tyRGvC1y1F9dn5zg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:30 PM 29 august 2024.

== story of family guy ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/c19N8QAV1F0?si=a8w7_KyPqLdH2VGD</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:44 PM 29 august 2024.

== THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN (2024) - OFFICIAL TRAILER ==
Yes, this is actually a real movie based on a [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-feces-thrower-caught-1.5374792 few shit-throwing incidents that actually happened in Toronto, Canada in 2019]:

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMY5I4Iylo</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:21, 25 September 2024 (UTC)

== The Original Skibidi, Russia's Gangnam Style ==
The original Skibidi, released years before that [ungodly Russian-Georgian creation that is "Skibidi Toilet https://edramatica.com/Skibidi_Toilet]

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDFBTdToRmw</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:14, 30 September 2024 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Video of the Now

2024-09-25T21:22:35Z

DingDong782: Added the trailer for a "shitty" movie to the Video of the Now suggestions.

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Suggest Video of the Nows here...GO!
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#Type the name of the video in the Subject/headline box
#Paste a direct link to the video in the next box
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== Joe Biden Channels Terry Davis ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QmdKQF81k [[User:Reverandshitstain|Reverandshitstain]] ([[User talk:Reverandshitstain|talk]]) 11:45, 18 April 2021 (EDT)

== Troller of Everything ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCcucQ8c6A
[[User:Kleetus K.|Kleetus K.]] ([[User talk:Kleetus K.|talk]]) 15:25, 19 April 2021 (EDT)

== Funny Drew Man ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-lpfly11k
22:06, 25 August 2021 (EDT)

== you and your homie send pictures of your balls to each others? ==

https://youtu.be/aM2tpobjllI [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:38, 26 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thicc Omni man ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEIIJNbycQ

== yo ==

<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbAjUorW_c</youtube></center>

Mario's Nightmare 07:49 6 September 2021 (EDT)

== Undertale Sucks ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw
[[User:Dildo Baggins|Dildo Baggins]] ([[User talk:Dildo Baggins|talk]]) 13:32, 19 September 2021 (EDT)

== sandy marton - camel by camel (instrumental) ==

no comment [https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA] - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:51, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== bad apple ==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8
[[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 14:04, 17 October 2021 (EDT)branman65

==Russian hip hop song that is famous all over the fucking world==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2BFRqsoG_g
[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:32, 14 December 2021 (EST)

==Ram Ranch (song about gay sex)==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD24TG33w2E [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:44, 29 December 2021 (EST)

== When they play your PS4/Xbox parties in court ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpL2Vi3c56k [[User:HurricaneIV|HurricaneIV]] ([[User talk:HurricaneIV|talk]]) 21:45, 14 January 2022 (EST)

== therapiss ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8IWQY0IOM [[User:Jackinabox]] [[User talk:Jackinabox|(talk)]] 20:00 11 March 2022 (AEDT)

== the history of gnaa ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn2WE93p3E [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 13:52, 11 April 2022 (EDT)
== The (possible) changes of twitter after elon musk bought it ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZN27sTi2h4 [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 10:23, 28 April 2022 (EDT)

== Why do Reddit Mods Always Look Like This? ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE [[User:Solear|Solear]] ([[User talk:Solear|talk]]) 22:08, 7 May 2022 (EDT)

== blackpink jennie nudes leaked ==

[[File:Jennie-blackpink-nude-porn.mp4]]
:No pr0n allowed fgt.[[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 12:24, 15 May 2022 (EDT)
I was properly excepting a trap, but this is good while we wait :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== We Are Young ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/DfkrXNTVC8Y?t=13</youtube>
--[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 04:20, 30 June 2022 (EDT)

== i'm going to be arrested for this ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzc0Zn6Fdfk</youtube></center>

[[User:VALVENiggerkiller|VALVENiggerkiller]] ([[User talk:VALVENiggerkiller|talk]]) 06:40, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== red sun in the sky ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E</youtube>
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 02:00, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== BBC Queen mourn floss ==
[[File:Queenfloss.mp4|240px]]
--[[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 19:38, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

== Low Tier God's Speech but it's with Images ==

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNoqXsIp8V8 https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8] or alternatively the AI art version: Low Tier God's Speech but it's with AI generated images [https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQPfS75tZuw https://youtu.be/IQPfS75tZuw]

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 11:08, 25 December 2022 (EST)

== Craftmine or Peter Griffin N word ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtt6g8mvHA</youtube></center>
[[File:Peter Griffin saying the N-word (full.mp4]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:24, 8 February 2023 (EST)

== Gay Frogs Holiday House decorations ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/eRhSt11geFM?si=JD8X7wwsU6R4GpkH</youtube> [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 13:47, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Comrade Trump ==

<youtube>Ge_GWAJAiVM</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:42, 20 October 2023 (EDT)

== Collapse of Burgundy ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwL303SDkZk [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 00:08, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== Alex Jones video game ==

<youtube>5HgYHNP17dE</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 10:40, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Zionist literature ==

<youtube>pyRqstSA-ug</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 12:46, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== The Art of Trolling ==

<youtube>AHqGV5WjS4w</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:31, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Santa pedo cabal ==

<youtube>JC89gFM_rjc</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 16:16, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile ==

<youtube>-XSB4sQGT_4</youtube> --[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:01, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== no comment ==

<youtube>q-RvplNbmvM</youtube>
[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 09:16, 4 January 2024 (EST)

== “You Will Own Nothing, And You Will Be Happy!” ==

Also known as [[Klaus Schwab]]'s wet dream:

[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4]]

Not sure if it is "fagoon" or "fagman" reality tunnel.

[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 06:07, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== its 2011 all over again ==

<youtube>IwLSrNu1ppI</youtube><br/>[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:13, 26 February 2024 (EST)

== suggesting a similar outcome for politicians would be considered terrorism ==

<youtube>OU1FesR10fM</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 16:03, 4 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Nigel Farage]] making a [[lolcow]] out of himself thanks to being on Cameo ==

<youtube>E4W7BpwOoL0</youtube> [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 17:22, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Charlie Kirk ==

<youtube>OVBJA5L6xEk</youtube>
[[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) 3:39, 9 July 2024 (EDT)

== bitches be fakin' multiple personality disorder ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nut83SIoR_0&ab_channel=Bigbunjeeeeee
([[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] july 17th 12:09 2024

== You know what would be even more lulz compared to the current VOTN? The actual original unedited Bloo Me video, of course! ==
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-109591995_456239070
[[User:YaroslavTV +1|YaroslavTV +1]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV +1|talk]]) 13:13, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== Frank Hassle annoys a tranny ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbaC7TZiMg8</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:54 PM 2024-08-06

== A very lulzy video from [[GabaLeth|the one and only!]] ==
<youtube>7vnT8uCIa9U</youtube>
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 22:59, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

== get a job nigger ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6yTq_gPAg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:17 29 august 2024.

== guilt simulator ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/TnkTNrbHeZA?si=qTrbEIGBQeVx410e</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:26 29 august 2024.

== We’re costco guys ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/X6OowkRjVLc?si=tyRGvC1y1F9dn5zg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:30 PM 29 august 2024.

== story of family guy ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/c19N8QAV1F0?si=a8w7_KyPqLdH2VGD</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:44 PM 29 august 2024.

== THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN (2024) - OFFICIAL TRAILER ==
Yes, this is actually a real movie based on a [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-feces-thrower-caught-1.5374792 few shit-throwing incidents that actually happened in Toronto, Canada in 2019]:

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMY5I4Iylo</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:21, 25 September 2024 (UTC)