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User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew

2026-06-15T03:02:13Z

Couscous: this is funnier

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User:Couscous

2026-06-15T00:25:30Z

Couscous: /* Articles I wanna make */

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'''æ 4evar or wtv'''

this is my favorite page ----> [[User:HyperJive|page]]

i talked to meepsheep 10 years ago, he told me everything will be alright

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JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it.

==Wiki-related==

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===Articles by me===
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'''Cous chan'''
*[[Sminem]]
*[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] - I avenged u Russell
*[[Toby Reynolds]]
*[[Dr. Gloves]]
*[[D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L]]
*[[Ken Ashcorp]]
*[[Green Text Stories]]

'''Cous Farms'''
*[[StamperTV]]
*[[FlamencoTV]]
*[[Patryk Kornatowski]]
*[[Aaron Fechter]]
*[[Thomas Kinkade]]
*[[SomeOrdinaryGamers]]
*[[Anisa Jomha]]
*[[Breadtube]]

'''Cous Media'''
*[[PTKFGS]]
*[[Sematary]]
*[[Arthur (PBS Kids)]] - less goooooo
*[[Technoblade]] - Made for [[User:YaroslavTV|yaro]]
*[[D4vd]] - Made for [[User:LuckyNumber|LN]]

'''idk what to categorize this as but i made it'''
*[[Tommy]] - i guess bro
*[[TCC Shitting Up ED]] - Featured article yahoo

===Articles I fixed===
'''These articles are mine now'''
*[[Death Grips]]
*[[Beastie Boys]]
*[[iDubbbzTV]]
*[[King Von]]
*[[Drake]]
*[[Zazef]]
*[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]]
*[[Reviewbrah]]
*[[Ethan Klein]]
*[[Daniel Larson]] - loved the part when grim used the term "dragon mommy" like anybody would know what hes talking about
*[[Nick Bate]] - Remember kids, Archive fucking everything
*[[Hispachan]]
*[[Nathaniel]]

=== Articles I wanna make ===
'''I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here'''
*[[Mia Khalifa]]
*[[Brainrot]]
*[[The Bogdanoff Twins]]
*[[Bumfights]]
*[[Threemilk]]
*[[Duckman]]
*[[OneyNG]]
*[[Supa Hot Fire]]
*[[Jiggaboo Jones]]
*[[R. Crumb]] - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann
*[[Looney Tunes]]
*[[Lost Media]]
*[[Amos Yee]]
*[[Bossmanjack]]
*[[Kilroy Was Here]]
*[[The Penny]]
*[[Darius]]
*[[Outsider Music]]
*[[Whang]]
*[[Template:2010s Internet]]
*[[Mafalda]]
*[[Sonnenrad]]
*[[Evan Loves Worf]]
*[[Dr. Fauci]] - non redirect
*[[Brad Taste in Music]]
*[[Flex Seal]]
*[[DoodMan2]]
*[[Christian Montenegro]]
*[[Veggietales]]
*[[David Dees]]
*[[Burnt Peanut]]
*[[Stembley The Raccoon]]
*[[Shel Silverstein]]

=== Templates I made ===
*Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall]] made this but wtv)
*Sektur/Sekturtard
*{{Itchiogame|nigga|fucku|Itch.io game template}} - Made for [[User:Mercifulfag|merciful]]
*{{Itchiouser|2.|Itch.io user template}} - same thing just for users

===Templates I fixed===
*Rap template

== <font color="#fea2ff">For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~</font> ==
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[[File:Imagine looking like age 45 at age 27 - Zoe Quinn.jpg|thumb|right|I CANT BELIEVEEEEEE UR NOT MINEEEEEEEEEEEE]]

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<font color="#AA336A">i can't keep pushing this down any deeper

why do I keep trying if i cant keep her

every move i make

Is just another mistake

I wonder what it would take

bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body

like theres a hole inside my heart

its like this feelings gonna consume me

if i keep waiting for this thing to start

Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside

its like im all cummed up inside

its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee</font>
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== More info about Cous ==

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[[File:9000 by Daedalus87m.gif|200px|thumb|COUS'S POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!]]
===Misc Cous facts===
*I am now a janny on EDD ayyy lmao
*I have a bbc
*I racemix
*I mog [[you]]
*I have a high power level
*Im a nazi
*I go to school, neet, sleep, repeat : (

=== Things I like ===
*[[Guitar|Playing guitar]]
*[[Music]] - I am a trve music warrior
*[[Zoe Quinn]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Dragon Ball Z]]
*[[Lean|Wocky Slush]]

=== Things I hate ===
*[[TCC]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Mexicans]]
*[[Asians]]
*[[Indians]]

=== Idols ===
*[[Weev]]
*[[Peter Scully]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left.
*[[Lowtax]] - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that.
*[[Ethan Ralph]]
*[[Neutral Milk Hotel|Jeff Mangum]] - Unironically the greatest musician of all time.
*[[BG Kumbi]]
*[[Adolf Hitler]]
*[[Null]]
*[[User:Tabs|TabbyGarf]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Mumkey Jones]]
*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Terry Davis]]
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Count Dankula]]
*[[Andrew Anglin]]
*[[Martin Shkreli]]

===EDiots I've successfully trolled===
*[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_Fag]] - I miss bro
*[[User:LolzieCow69|LolzieCow69]] - he even added me to his article awww
*[[User:Gdnigger2012|Gdnigger2012]]
*[[User:saltnigga|Mudfucker]]
*[[Patryk Kornatowski]]
*Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool
*[[BURK]] - I made him think he used to know me lol
*[[Pedro J. Garcia]]
*[[Donald Buffkin]]
*[[User:DinkDummy|DinkDummy]]
*[[User:Dwyfor|Nardwuar]]

When will you defeat me...in your dreams...
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== See Also ==
* [[Honorary Aryan]]

== External Links ==
*{{EDFmember|couscous.1261|Couscous}}
*{{discord|u|urstepbro.9}} - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something.
*[https://irony.wiki/wiki/Evil_Incorporated_(_Gondal_NEW_) This article mentions me]

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File:stoicsdrawing.jpg|thumb|right|Go visit [[user:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]]'s page right now you gay nigger.
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Colby James

2026-06-15T00:03:06Z

Couscous:

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[[File:KappusIRL.jpg|thumb|Colby James, as he appears [[IRL]].]]
[[File:KappusFace.jpg|thumb|Colby James, as he appears in his twisted [[Game of Thrones|fantasy world]].]]
[[File:HypocrisyKappus.jpg|thumb|The story in a [[The Nutshack|nutshell]].]]

'''Colby Charles "Thomas" "Jesse" "Mordecai" "Bushboy" "[[Teen Titans|Cyborg]]" James''' a.k.a. '''Trooper201''' and '''Colbienie93''' (born February 29th, 1996) is a 7-birthdays-old [[autistic]] [[manchild]], [[virgin]], [[fan fiction]]/[[tl;dr]] writer, [[Drawn sex|amateur loli hentai porno artist]], known stalker, complete psychopath, and sick fucking [[paedophile]] from [[New Zealand]] whose numerous obsessions include ''[[1chan|Thomas the Tank Engine]]'', ''Star Wars: The Clone Wars'', ''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'', ''[[Gay|Twisted Sister]]'' and last but certainly not least – a long-cancelled [[Rugrats|Nickelodeon]] cartoon called '''''The Mighty B!'''''

Colby's unhealthy obsession with ''The Mighty B!'' has led to him becoming the [[Fantasy|self-proclaimed writer]] of the show's "3rd season" and the savior of ''The Mighty B!'' fandom. Unfortunately for other fans of the series, however, Colby is an absolute shit-tier excuse for a "writer" and has single-handedly turned a cartoon that was aimed at [[tween]]age girls into a horrific story that features [[paedophilia|prepubescent children engaging in sexual acts with teenagers]], girl scouts being sent to fight and die in [[World War III]], and worst of all – a new [[self-insert]] main character who has jack shit to do with the series' original plot.

Even by [[asspie]] standards, Colby is an extremely [[Butthurt|temperamental]] and [[violent]] individual whose numerous and often [[criminal]] antics have included [[death threats]], [[The Rapeman|rape threats]], [[Jihad|bomb threats]] and stalking. Thus far, it's been confirmed that he's been ''arrested for stalking a girl'' while his threats appear to have been written off as harmless spergrage. Colby also seems to have absolutely no understanding of [[Law|the law]] and consistently threatens to call the [[internet police]] on anyone he doesn't like – Ironic considering that his own hard drive is filled with [[lolicon]], which is considered [[child porn]] in New Zealand.

Oh, and did we mention that Colby James has a [[Cakefarts|fart fetish]] and harbours a [[Sick Fuck|deeply disturbing]] sexual obsession with a fictional [[Loli|8-year-old girl]]? Because both of those facts are pretty [[Funny|important]].

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== Colby James, Professional Autist and Future Serial Killer ==

[[File:ColbyCyborgJames.jpg|thumb|The manchild, the myth, the legend.]]
[[File:AutismPowers.jpg|thumb|[[Meth|Autism]], not even once.]]
[[File:TheNextSchoolShooter.png|thumb|[[Yes|Will Colby become]] New Zealand's next [[school shooter]]?]]
[[File:DillonMorgan.jpg|thumb|{{facebook|dillon.morgan.94|Dillon "Swag" Morgan}}, another target of Colby's unhinged [[rage]].]]
[[File:StevePratley.jpg|thumb|{{facebook|steve.pratley.108|Steve Pratley}}, another of Colby's "enemies".]]
[[File:StillAManchild.jpg|thumb|Retarded forever.]]

'''Colby James''' was born on February 29, 1996, as a direct result of his parents making the extremely [[Retarded|ill-informed]] decision to [[breeder|breed]]. Around the age of nine—which is [[coincidence detector|coincidentally]] the age of his current imaginary girlfriend—it finally became clear to [[Slowpoke|Colby's parents]] that he was autistic as fuck and would likely never grow up to be a [[EDiot|high-functioning member of society]].

Rather than sending their son to a school for retards, Colby's parents decided that they would send him to a high-school for normal people despite being fully aware of the [[fact]] that he was an autistic sociopath who would likely end up [[raping]] someone or [[Columbine|shooting up the place]].

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|Colby however left Hagley because of problems with exams their, so they sent him to Hilmorton, however their he joined Drama but unfortunantly later in term 2, he became love struck by a student named Krista Dawson who didn't return his feelings again like Kytten before, he didn't care until the end of term 3 where there he was pleading to go back to Drama, however with his teacher in the Learning Center now gone and replaced, this became a problem, In term 4 however '''he grew a hatred over Krista and wanted to kill her for getting rid of him in Drama, He wanted to through her off a building and if she grabbed onto his shoes he would use a sharp knife and cut off his shoe where Krista would fall to her death, like in the James Bond Film where Necros falls to his death in a similar manner, however unfortunately never happened''' because if he did that he would go to prison, he said something rude to Krista saying "You know what I think, Your drama performance sucks," and yield "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" very similar to Mordecai and Rigby in Regular Show when they do it, Colby told her, "I never want to see your face again," which meant he hated her, however during Hilmorton and his career, he befriended Ethan Johnson, who thought him how to be a bad kid, although however no one liked him but another friend did, and some did, Colby however had to help him, unfortunately '''Colby wanted to leave because he nearly was going to kill and rape Krista, as revenge for getting him expelled from Drama''', so he left never to go back again, this however has been a hard life after an 11 year career in school,|Colby James, admitted [[Almost raped|almost rapist]]

|He was put into 10BD with his teacher Mr Budd at Hagley and there he got bullied and they called him names like for example made fun of his middle name, (Thomas) from a train show which made him '''want to kill a boy by the name of Dillon Morgon'''. Also there he had a big crush on Kytten a girl whom he was attracted to. she didn`t feel the same way for him and he only liked her because of the singing she did. but he still kept annoying her and made her upset. Colby just couldn`t make a friend with Kytten and still things weren`t quite right at that school so '''Colby felt cheated one day on a Friday he got mad with her and nearly killed her but he smashed a toilet seat, then had to go to an Office'''. Colby`s life was miserable. Later one day he apoligised to Kytten but unawear he was being cheated by her. Later before she left to Unlimited High School. All Colby ever wanted was a big hug from Kytten which she gave to him on her last day and in the end he said good by to her.

He also had a hatred over the man Steave Prattley who was very annoying and his main arch nemesis was Dillon Morgan whom later when writing a book called Alpha India 2 his sequel is killed by Dylan Stewart and his '''ripped torn apart by the soldiers because is a rapist killer'''. A bad year and a very hard time and return of his show.|Colby often [[Dumbfuck|posts his homicidal thoughts on the internet]]

|Meanwhile Private Arnold "Arnie" Riley is still sad upon the deaths of his best mates, including Chris "Cyborg" Simpson and Jacob "Shepard" Dixon, however one of his closest mates, Private Aaron "Mac" Higgins goes to talk to him, Riley tells him that he couldn't have bared to seen Simpson killed by tree, and Dixon be killed in battle, he says he could have saved Dixon but wasn't close enough, Higgins tells him it wasn't Riley's fault, and however he tells "Mac" Higgins that he is right about Dixon's death, he also says he admired "Cyborg" Simpson that he was a great sniper like "Mac" was, however Riley tells Higgins that in his past once he got involved with a jerk-faced girl, and '''threatened to kill Krista Dawson''', and he '''threatened to blow up Hillmorton High School and also bulldoze the school and kill her, also rape her body when she is dead''', Riley however tells Higgins that he was responsible for his actions and cannot escape his past like as such Riley once however '''threw Krista into a glass window and used broken glass and left a scar on her face, he also beaten her up once''' and also pounced her responsible for Riley's actions however Higgins tells him that it's all in the past that Riley should look to the future, but couldn't understand why an evil girl hatted him, however Riley tells him once '''she was racist to him''' and picked on him, causing him to attack her, he is afraid of an evil world and like how his friends, Chris and Jacob that have been killed during the previous battle, Higgins promises to take good care and look after Riley with his life, so he cuddles Riley to make shore everything is going to be safe,|Colby enjoys writing about raping and murdering his IRL acquaintances

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How did we manage to obtain all of this juicy information on Colby's high school life, you ask? '''''Because he wrote all of this shit on a goddamn public wiki'''''. No, we aren't even kidding, '''''Colby James actually wrote all of his homicidal high school fantasies on a wiki about a cancelled cartoon that was aimed at young girls'''''.

And it isn't just his fellow students that he's threatened – he's also threatened his teacher and has written shit in his fanfics that suggests that he wants to get rid of his parents.

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|Then he grew a friendship to Sam Conniebear who befriended him and also Jared who thought him everything however one day he grew a hatred over Mr Budd and '''called him Mr Mudkip'''. fortunately for him he is bought to Fast Track and also later he runs off to the city crying and '''saying he was going to kill that old freak with a knife'''. But later his mother was not impressed.|Colby '''''called his teacher a [[Mudkip]] and then threatened to murder him'''''

|Unfortunately when Colby was a toddler at 4 years old in 2000 while Colby was still in kindergarten his parents where both killed in a car crash which it was found that his father drove straight ahead but the drunk driver lost control thus his parents died as a result but the crash saved Colby's life although he caught server brain damage which scared him for life making him a grumpy kid which he did not like to be reminded of the incident with his parents both being killed,|Colby, attempting to write his parents away

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== ''The Mighty B!'' ==

[[File:TheMightyB.jpg|thumb|It's as dumb as it looks, and the second season is even dumber.]]
[[File:TheMightyBitches.png|thumb|[[Ke$ha]] and her [[azn]] friend are complete cunts.]]
[[File:VickyLosesHerIcky.jpg|thumb|Of course Portia would be voiced by [[The Fairly Oddparents|this insufferable cunt]].]]
[[File:ChynaPower.jpg|thumb|Bessie wants to become [[Chyna]] so she can die in her mid-forties.]]
[[File:RainbowMightyB.jpg|thumb|This show mocks itself.]]
[[File:AmyPoehler.jpg|thumb|Amy Poehler, co-creator of ''The Mighty B!'' and voice of Bessie.]]
[[File:MightyTrollz.png|thumb|The Mighty Troll]]
[[File:Honey_flood_by_toongrowner.jpg|thumb|That's [[Golden shower|not honey]].]]
[[File:BessieJew.png|thumb|(((The Mighty B!)))]]

'''''The Mighty B!''''' was an [[Cartoon|American anime series]], co-created by former SNL star Amy Poehler, that originally aired on [[Nickelodeon]] between [[2008]] and [[2011]]. The series followed the adventures of Bessie Higgenbottom, a 9-year-old Honeybee Scout from [[San Francisco]], as she delivers taffy to customers and attempts to [[Pokemon|EARN ALL THE BADGES]].

Young Bessie is seemingly under the impression that earning all of the Girl Scout badges in existence will somehow turn her into a [[Chyna|masculine]] superhero known as '''The Mighty B''' – why she believes such [[Religion|complete and utter bullshit]] is never even explained throughout the show's two seasons.

Bessie is often accompanied on her adventures by her dog/KGB agent, her annoying [[cunt]] of a little brother, her [[morbidly obese]] [[Jewish]] [[BFF]] and the other members of her Honeybee Troop. Also everyone in San Francisco is apparently Jewish.

{{quote|The female answer to SpongeBob SquarePants.|Joanne Ostrow, telling us [[Spongebob|just how shit]] [[Fembusters|this show is]]}}

=== Characters ===

'''Bessie [[Catholic|Kajolica]] Higgenbottom'''{{Jew}}

:The main character of the show. Her middle name invokes an ancient [[gypsy]] curse when spoken or some shit.

'''Happy Higgenbottom'''

:Bessie's dog who is secretly an agent of the [[KGB]]. Srsly, the fucking dog is actually a [[Russian]] agent.

'''Ben Higgenbottom'''{{Jew}}

:Bessie's retarded little brother.

'''[[Hillary Clinton|Hilary Higgenbottom]]'''{{Jew}}

:Bessie's mum and a typical [[Social Justice Warrior]].

'''Penny Lefcowitz'''{{Jew}}

:Bessie's morbidly obese BFF. Falls in love with an [[Five Nights at Freddy's|animatronic kangaroo]].

'''[[Kesha|Portia Gibbons]]'''{{Jew}}

:The [[Scenewhore|popular girl]] who [[USI|thinks that she's better than everyone else]].

'''Gwen Wu'''

:Portia's lesbian lover and the token [[azn]]. She has more siblings than the average [[Mexican]].

'''Mary Frances Gibbons'''{{Jew}}

:Portia's mum and the leader of Honeybee Troop 828.

'''[[Hippie]]'''

:San Francisco's local hippie.

'''Rocky Rhodes'''

:The cool kid of [[The Rock|ambiguous ethnicity]] that Portia has a crush on.

'''Finger'''

:Bessie's finger. Seriously, she actually talks to her fucking finger.

'''Fingére'''

:Bessie's finger's evil [[French]] cousin... we aren't even kidding...

'''Chelsea Gibbons'''{{Jew}}

:Portia's hot [[jailbait]] cousin who only appears in about 2 episodes. She's actually one of the most popular characters in the show since all of the regulars are completely [[unrapeable]].

'''Cherry'''

:The leader of The Dragonflies scout troop and yet another popular character despite only appearing in two fucking episodes.

'''[[KGB|K.G. Bianca]]'''

:A Russian agent.

'''[[Oprah|Miriam Breedlove]]'''

:The founder of the Honeybee Scouts and the show's token [[nigger]].

'''Millie Millerson'''{{cite|Jew|Probably another fucking Jew}}

:A fugly minor side-character who isn't relevant to anything.

{{cg|The Mighty Feminist Nicktoon!|MightyB|center|
<gallery perrow="5">
File:BessieHiggenbottom.jpg|Bessie Higgenbottom{{Jew}}, talking to [[Dildo|her finger]]{{Jew}}.
File:HappyTheDog.jpg|Happy Higgenbottom, Bessie's dog and a literal [[KGB]] agent. Srsly.
File:BenHiggenbottom.png|Ben Higgenbottom{{Jew}}, Bessie's retarded brother.
File:PortiaInsane.jpg|[[Kesha|Portia Gibbons]]{{Jew}}, the main antagonist of the series.
File:GwenWu.png|[[Brianna Wu|Gwen Wu]], Portia's lesbian fuckbuddy.
File:ChelseaGibbons.png|Chelsea Gibbons{{jew}}, Portia's hot [[jailbait]] cousin.
File:ChelseaArse.jpg|Another view of Chelsea.
File:HippieStockImage.jpg|[[Hippie]] is a regular character on the show.
File:TheMightyHippie.jpg|Another picture of Hippie.
File:PennyLefcowitz.jpg|Penny Lefcowitz{{Jew}}, Bessie's [[fat]], Jewish [[BFF]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:TheMightyBestiality.jpg|The series is known for generating bottom-of-the-barrel [[Rule 34]].
File:QualityMightyBR34.png|We're really scraping it now.
File:TheMightyFail34.jpg|[[wat]]
File:HappyCock.png|[[South Park|RED ROCKET!]]
File:TheMightyTits.jpg
File:MaryFrancesGibbons.jpg|Portia's mum.
File:MFGibbons.png|More of Portia's mum.
File:RockyRhodes.jpg|Rocky Rhodes
File:TheMightyB.png|Bessie strives to [[Pokemon|earn all the badges]] and become [[FTM|The Mighty B!]]
File:MiscchterCrane.png|Noone will understand this.
File:MightyUnicorn.jpg|Unicorns that fart rainbows are a recurring theme throughout the series.
File:PortiaDrool.jpg
File:TheMightyTrap.jpg|[[Trap|It's a trap!]]
File:MightyBQuality.jpg|QUALITY animation.
File:MightyBFace.png|The Mighty [[DATE]]!
File:TypicalMightyBFan.jpg|A [[typical]] fan of ''The Mighty B!''
File:CherryGlasses.jpg|The Dragonflies
File:FingerPorn.jpg|Yes, this is porn.
File:Joey_penny.jpg|Five Nights at Fatty's
File:PortiaRetard.png|Moar Portia.
File:BessieGrabsChelseasTits.jpg
File:Bessie911.jpg|Bessie Did WTC
</gallery>}}

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== Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell TL;DRio ==

[[File:Kappus_hentai.png|thumb|Kappus TL;DRio]]
[[File:Kappus_when_he_was_born.jpg|thumb|The birth of an abomination.]]
[[File:Kappus_and_the_Rockband.jpg|thumb|Kappus and his band, [[Anal Cunt]].]]
[[File:TwistedSister.jpg|thumb|The original ''Twisted Sister'']]
[[File:BuffaloBill.jpg|thumb|Dee Snider, Kappus' namesake.]]
[[File:DeeSniderMoarAutism.jpg|thumb|This explains everything.]]
[[File:TotesDoesntLookLike.png|thumb|Only in Colby's mind is Kappus a [[Mary Sue]].]]
[[File:A_Brand_New_Job_for_Kappus.jpg|thumb|A true master of [[MS Paint]].]]

'''Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario''' is Colby's shitty [[self-insert]] OC and the main focus of Colby's "Season 3 Books" despite having absolutely nothing to do with the actual show's plot. Kappus is a [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old]] New Zealandese [[Boytaur|boy scout]] who moves to San Francisco or some shit and has a [[Handjob|gripping]] and [[Sob story|tragic]] backstory that would make [[Batman|THE GODDAMN BATMAN]] jealous.

{{quote|In the Year 1996 Michael Lovell James gets born, but his Mother names him Kappus|Kappus' mum [[WTF|named him Kappus after he was originally born as]] [[Deadname|Michael]]}}

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MOAR!

{{quote|One day Kappus was at his Scouts, but trouble came his Mother Karen James caught Throat cancer and had to go to hospital, the nurses were unable to save his mum from Throat Cancer, his mother said to Kappus "take care of you father, for me," his mum suddenly died, Kappus began to cry, both he and his Friends and his Scouts and Mr Havelock and their Parents and other People participated in his Karen's funeral, Kappus said to her grave that, "I Was not able to save you Mum, good by mum you are in are hearts forever," after his mums death Kappus and his friends decided to do a rockband for his Mother, sins she was a founder of rockbands,|Kappus' tragically stupid backstory}}

That's right, Kappus' mum '''''[[Doing it wrong|caught Throat Cancer]]''''' (most likely a result of [[Whore|blowing too many niggers]]) and he started a fucking [[Rock Band]] in her memory. It doesn't get any moar tragic than that, folks!

=== Kappus: The Abridged Series ===

Because we here at [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] care about [[Cunt|you]], we have actually taken the time to read the [[The Donald|græt wall]] of text that is the rest of Kappus' backstory – it's the worst thing that we've ever fucking read, but we'll sum it up to save you from having to deal with it.

After Kappus' mum dies, Kappus' dad decides that, instead of sending Kappus to [[School]], he'll send Kappus to the boy scouts as a sacrificial offering. A bunch of crazy shit happens, Kappus ends up earning a bunch of badges, fights a bunch of "graverobers" in [[Colorado]], then a motherfucking [[earthquake]] destroys New Zealand and Kappus is forced to move to [[San Francisco]].

Immediately after arriving in San Francisco, Kappus and his friends bump into Twisted Sister at the airport and are then crowned by Dee Snider himself as the new Twisted Sisters. Why? Because [[Mary Sue]] logic demands it.

{{squote|Dee Snider, their leader, told them you will be new members of the Twisted Sisters, Kappus was given the nickname, "Dee Snider." after the leader, Nicholas, Kappus`s Best friend was also given the nickname "Eddie Ojeda." after one of the band members, and also William was given the nickname "Mark Mendoza." after another Twisted Sister, band member, Don, was given the nickname "Jay Jay French," after one of Dee Snider`s band members, and also Joseph was given the nickname, "A.J. Pero." after one of the band members, the other two were not nicknamed, ,Dee Snider. told Kappus, good luck being the new Twisted Sister band leader, and a good luck to all of you, Kappus told Dee, that why do you need new band members, Dee, said to Kappus, because we are getting older, Kappus soon became the new Twisted Sister band leader,|Kappus becomes the new king of transvestite faggots}}

Kappus and his teenage friends—now infused with Dee Snider's power of faggotry—finally end up crossing into ''The Mighty B!'' universe and begin to meet a bunch of 8-year-old girls that they all feel immediate sexual attraction towards. Yes, Kappus and his friends have just become the first ever [[rapefugees]] to come to America from New Zealand.

=== Proof that Kappus is based on Colby ===

Colby insists that Kappus is an [[original character]] and not a shitty [[self-insert]], but the following facts disprove this assertion:

* They were both born on the same day.
* They were both born in Christchurch New Zealand.
* They're both retarded.
* They're both paedophiles.
* Their friends have the same fucking names.
* Kappus' mum is dead.
* Colby's mum is dead inside because of her son's shitty behaviour.
* [[Captain Obvious|IT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS!]]

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== Millie Millerson a.k.a. Butterface McGee ==

[[File:Mildred_Millie_Isabella_Millerson.png|thumb|Millie Millerson, the object of Colby's lust.]]
[[File:IShallShowYouStatutoryRape.jpg|thumb|This way! I shall show you shitty fan fiction!]]
[[File:Millie_in_Danish_clothes.png|thumb|Millie, dressed like a [[faggot]].]]
[[File:MillieIsRetarded.JPG|thumb|]]

'''Millie Millerson''' is a side-character from ''The Mighty B!'' who easily ranks in the double digits in terms of total screen time. Colby somehow ended up "falling in love" with the [[Hambeast|Mildebeest]] despite the fact that she's just a shitty background character with a [[Phineas and Ferb|fucking weird-shaped head]].

Millie is an 8-year-old Honeybee Scout who sounds like a dying Jew with braces and appears to suffer from a mild form of mental retardation. The only other real fact about her that the series itself ever actually reveals is that she owns a [[turtle]] named Chester Turtleton. Yep, this is some top quality [[waifu]] material!

Colby somehow thought that it would be socially acceptable to attempt to pair Millie with a non-canon "boyfriend" who is nearly twice her age. To make it even worse, the "boyfriend" is his own shitty [[OC]] and [[self-insert]] – [[Sarcasm|that certainly doesn't make Colby look like a paedophile!]]

{{quote|Because Millie loves Kappus and always kisses him on the lips and also hugs him she only likes him because he is a nice nerd with a pritty face, Kappus says to Millie that she is pritty and sexy and hot,|[[IP Address|203.173.187.96]]}}

{{cg|Gallery of Child Molestation|MillieHaetKappus|center|
<gallery perrow="4">
File:MillieAndKrappus.jpg|The dumbest couple ever.
File:OhnKappypie.png|Colby's art has actually improved over time.
File:Kappus_and_Millie_Kissing.jpg
File:Kappus_and_Millie_kiss.jpg|Are those square fucking trees in the background?
File:Kappus_in_bed_with_Millie.jpg
File:Kiss_me_darling.png
File:ChesterTurtleton.jpg|Chester Turtleton, Millie's pet turtle.
File:Lily_Hesterton.png|Kappus' pet turtle is a [[Vietnamese]] whore.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:TurtleSex.png|Maximum autism reached.
</gallery>}}

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== Colby's IRL "Friends" Fuck Fictional 8-Year-Olds ==

[[File:Lovik_Bonto_Gogenburg!.jpg|thumb|"Lovik Bonto Gogenburg", a highly-original [[OC]].]]
[[File:DexterIsNotAmused.jpg|thumb|Dexter is not amused by Colby's bullshit.]]

Some of the characters in Colby's shitty fanfics are based off people that he actually knows [[IRL]] – And in a desperate attempt to make himself seem like even moar of a twisted fuck, he's actually paired up these IRL "friends" with the other 8-year-old Honeybee Scouts. [[DO IT FAGGOT|Try to imagine being friends with an autistic paedo who draws you having sex with children]].

'''Nicholas Eddie Ojeda Weaver'''

:Colby's IRL friend, Dicholas Beaver, with his middle name replaced by the guitarist from Twisted Sister. Looks like a typical [[pothead]] and is paired with Gwen Wu in Colby's fanfics.

'''Lovik Bonto "Behnn" Lovely Gogenburg <sup>([[Colby James/Lovik Bonto Gogenburg|lern moar]])</sup>'''

:A completely [[original character]] who definitely isn't the same as Dexter from ''Dexter's Laboratory''. Lovik is a "half-evil" scientist or some shit.

'''Denald "Denal" Robertson'''

:Look closely at his face and you'll find a racist caricature of a [[China]]man.

'''Donald "Don" Jay Jay "French" McDonald <sup>([[Colby James/Donald Jay Jay French McDonald|lern moar]])</sup>'''

:[[Metal Gear Solid|Solid Snake]] combined with yet another Twisted Sister guitarist. Is paired with Bessie Higgenbottom in Colby's shitfiction.

'''Tobias Ipswich <sup>([[Colby_James/Tobias Ipswich|lern moar]])</sup>'''

:A spoiled, rich, drug-addict with a pickle for a nose. Is paired with Portia.

'''Isaac "Bryon" Miriam'''

:A shitty recolour of Kappus who has a coonskin cap grafted to his head. His girlfriend is "Marie G. Malarkey", a nameless background honeybee that Colby decided to turn into a [[shipping]] prop.

{{cg|You won't have any friends after they see this shit.|ColbyFriends|center|
<gallery perrow="4">
File:Nicholas_Eddie_Odeja_Weaver.png|Nicholas Weaver in the comics.
File:DickBeaver.jpg|{{facebook|weaver.nic|Dicholas Beaver}} IRL.
File:NickAndGwen1.png|Colby draws his IRL friend fucking an 8-year-old girl.
File:NickAndGwen2.png|Gwen suffers from severe varicose veins.
File:NuiHarime.jpg|[[Kill la Kill|Donald Jay Jay French McDonald]]
File:LordOfTheFags.jpg|Another pic of [[Ronald McDonald]].
File:BessiesFirstLoveSex.png|He actually knows how to make circles in MS Paint!
File:PlzDiePlz.jpg|All of these characters need to die.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Denal.png|Denald "[[Dolan|Denal]]" Robertson
File:KanoZitfaceWiremu.jpg|Kano "[[Zit]]face" Wiremu, a blatant trace of Denal.
File:Wiremu.jpg|{{facebook|wiremu.manahi.31|Wiremu Manahi}}, a possible inspiration for Kano Wiremu.
File:KanoTigerlily.png|Kano fucking a morbidly obese landwhale.
File:William_Mark_Mendoza_Daniel.jpg|William "Mark Mendoza" Daniel<br>[[Family Guy|Giggity!]]
File:WillDaniell.jpg|{{facebook|daniellwh|Will Daniell}} IRL. Yes, Colby can't even spell his friend's name correctly.
File:PortiaWhore.png|Tobias Ipswich
File:PortiaGetsRapped.png
File:Angus_McGregor.jpg|{{facebook|angus.mcgregor2|Anus McGregor}}
File:MightyAngus.jpg|Angus, as he appears in Colby's trashfiction.
File:Angus_reading_his_book.jpg|Another image of Angus.
File:MillieAndMandark.jpg|[[ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL]]
File:Joseph_A.J_Pero_Brethren.jpg|Joseph Brethren
File:PennyCamwhore.png|You probably thought this couldn't get any worse.
File:Henry_McKovski.jpg|Henry McKovski
File:Isaac_Miriam.jpg|Isaac "Bryon" Miriam, proof that Colby even traces his own art.
File:IsaacFertilizer.jpg|Isaac, impregnating one of the Honeybees.
File:StupidSexyBoomhauer.png|Boomhour "Boomer" Ratliff
File:Lewis_Longshot_Barker.jpg|Lewis "Longshot" Barker
</gallery>}}

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== Mighty No. 3 ==

[[File:MoarColby.jpg|thumb|The next [[Pennywise|Stephen King]].]]
[[File:Kappus_Michael_Dee_Snider_Lovell_Dario_A.K.A_James.jpg|thumb|Behold, the new main character!]]
[[File:HatersWillSayItsFanFic.jpg|thumb|[[H8r]]z will say it's [[fan fiction]].]]
[[File:ColbyAdvertisesOnFacebook.png|thumb|[[lrn2]]paragraph]]
[[File:PortiaIRL.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:MarieBasis.png|thumb]]

After ''The Mighty B!'' was finally [[Murdered|canned]] by Nickelodeon after two whole seasons, Colby James decided that he would do the world a service by writing the show's 3rd season himself. Colby quickly determined that ''The Mighty B!'''s [[Loli|target audience]] had no interest in a female main character and began the [[Gun|long and hard]] journey to replace Bessie with a far more relatable protagonist!

{{quote|Dude to tell you I am the book writer of Season 3 for the future because the last episode in Season 2 was a shit ending, and Bessie didn't come close to being the Mighty B!, Thus Mrs Gibbons was hard on Bessie which I don't like, I am makeing it a better story,

We also need images of Season 1 n 2 episodes for gallerys, please, help us, also I do not like them making their own episodes up of Season 3 n 4, it never happened, Also I am the book writer for Season 3, they do not ask primision without asking me first, I am chairmen to this site, and I am gonna have to delete made up episodes sorry, but leave my ones, also you cannot just delete my images of my fan characters, they are for the future of the show to show how they will look like, also you can't just delete anything, ask me first,

I do respect you but still, trust me please, I am using them for the future, and also Introducing Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario as second main character to replace Happy, Happy who is Bessie's dog will still be on the show, but Kappus mostly takes up,

my regaurds Colby James, Writer for the Mighty B! Season 3.|Colby James, self-proclaimed "writer"}}

One would think that a [[Sarcasm|smart young lad]] like Colby would be aware of the fact that he has no rights to ''The Mighty B!'' IP and that his stories are, in fact, [[fan fiction]] – that, however, was not the case.

{{quote|Hey Guys to the Mighty B! Wiki, and to everyone this is Colby James, now I know some of you might think this is made up but this carcter was for my new books that i`m writeing as part of my project,|Colby "Haters will say it's Photoshop" James}}

As one would expect, the fan-made third season of ''The Mighty B!'' was greeted with rave review – and by that, we mean that the reviewer was obviously attending a [[rave]] when he wrote this shit.

{{quote|I know who the person is making up the stories. His name is Colby James. He's a New Zealander. He's a real talented writer. He's also a big Mighty B fan. He's written several new Mighty B stories. He's also created some new Mighty B characters. Two of them are Kappus James and Nick Weaver. They make up a band called the new Twisted Sisters. Kappus bears a slight resemblance to the taffy factory manager from Something's Wrong With This Taffy. Nick bears a slight resemblance to Integritone 2. In one huge Mighty B story thay Colby writes, the Honeybees fight World War 3. Their enemy is none other than the Dragonflies. Sadly, some of the Honeybees are killed fighting World War 3. Gladly, it's no one from Troop 828, although one is seriously injured and is sent home. No one from Troop 787, Sissy's troop, dies either. That's another good thing. Anyways, I'm rooting for Colby. As a big fan, I do want to see another season of the Mighty B.|jegolas1973, thinking that Colby is a "real talented writer"}}

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== The Mighty B: World at War ==

[[File:Kappus_on_the_run_to_the_base.jpg|thumb|War, war never changes.]]
[[File:Dragonflies.jpg|thumb|The [[Bitches|dastardly villains]] who start World War III.]]
[[File:Redshirts.jpg|thumb|You '''''will''''' die in this shit if you aren't a major character]]
[[File:SoldierGirl.jpg|thumb|''The Mighty B!'' Season 3 IRL.]]
[[File:WorldWarBee.jpg|thumb|8-year-old girl scouts fighting in [[World War III]] because why not?]]
[[File:Sussanna_T_Rosetti.jpg|thumb|Susanna T. Rosetti]]
[[File:SussannaDead.jpg|thumb|One of the many poorly-drawn casualties of World War III.]]
[[File:Battle_of_Turkey.jpg|thumb|The Battle of [[Turkey]] involved much [[copypasta]].]]

Now that it was decided that '''Kappus [[Cunts|Something Something]] Dee Snider [[Jews did WTC|Something]] Something [[Diarrhea|Diarrheahole]]''' would officially replace Bessie Higgenbottom as the show's main character, it was time for Colby to begin "[[Vomit|writing]]" a gripping tale for the third season of ''The Mighty B!'' As a professional writer, Colby knew exactly what 8-year-old girls who watch Nickelodeon would want to see – '''''WORLD WAR III, MOTHERFUCKERZ!!111'''''

{{quote|Hey guys I just want to tell all of you, well you see my name I wrote, well tell me what you think about it and solve this problem, because I am a single, and lonely, but you are my friends of this wiki, right, well I need friends other's though, you know how I feel, and I am a real sad boy, but you can help my edits and rewrite the gramma spellings can anyone of you help,|Colby, stating the obvious}}

{{quote|With the dead Honeybee Paratroopers that perished in World War III Kappus told his Honeybees and the People they will not be forgotten and they partook in the burring of their dead bodys! all the Honeybee Paratroopers where present at their funeral of the burrieing of their bodys into coffins,|Colby James, on "burring" the corpses of 8-year-old girls}}

{{quote|Just before they arrived and Kappus gave the orders to 1st Lieutenant Joseph Brethren along with 3 Honeybee Paratrooper went to attack the town only two made it right before the battle begain in the town of Eskisehir. When she and Susanna T. Rosetti went the wrong way that led to the siloes where it led to a Dragonflie Sniper, However she and Rosetti took cover behind a fallen Dragonflie Army Truck, However Rosetti was killed by the sniper and after the death of Rosetti, but this made Kirshenbaum kill the Dragonflie Sniper with her rifle, Susanne was upset of Rosetti`s death and began to cry after that,|[[HA HA HA, OH WOW]]}}

{{quote|And that's the resin why... ever since I tried to kill Eminem and his gang, and ever since I tried to ask someone... I was shy and scared and nervous about it, I never went back to Kentucky again, and instead I was so frightened and autisticly scared to kiss people, that well... I am shy and embarrassed, we left Kentucky because of Eminem and his gang that I nearly tried to kill one of his men, we moved to San Francisco and when people look at me like gang's they try to follow me... And that is why I need a nice man to look after me not a nasty gang member or Eminem or Rap players or African-American's like Rocky Rhoads either, That is why I needed someone like me to protect me.. when I came here to start a new life as a Honeybee in San Francisco it's never been the same since Kentucky, I try to leave this behind me but whenever like when Bessie pushed me at the fun fair and became the henchwoman to the Mr Evil Pants... I was Gasslie Graff I feel enraged by this, but I felt sorry to have framed Bessie. and I feel like I need a nice man, I care about Bessie because she is nicer than Portia and Gwen that tease me and use me as pouching bags as their target, so does Matilda, I want to in life be a nice girl to people I play nicely ever since I was a little girl, it bothers me passing days,|Millie Millerson, being racist}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="3">
File:Draa.jpg|Her name is "[[WTF|Draa]]".
File:Ellen_Muck.jpg|KIA August 1st 2011, Afghanistan forrest.
File:Millie_Millerson_Paratrooper.jpg|KIA [[Last Thursday]], Encyclopædia Dramatica.
</Gallery>}}
</center>

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== The Mighty Porno! ==

[[File:KappyTheMolester.jpg|thumb|Kappus and Millie have a perfectly normal relationship that [[NAMBLA|transcends statutory rape laws]].]]
[[File:MillieTouchingOnKappusPenis.jpg|thumb|Stop... just stop...]]
[[File:MightyBGetsRapedByShittyFanFiction.jpg|thumb|A diagram showing how much Colby [[raped]] the series with his shitty fan fiction.]]
[[File:BessieHatredbottom.jpg|thumb|Bessie's [[Hatred_(Video_Game)|reaction to being made a secondary character]].]]

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{{morphquote|WHYDOESTHISEXIST|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|That night when it was midnight Kappus and Millie began to do Oral sex that night, Millie found it to be touchful, Kappus was whereing a condom so that it could protect him from peeing sperm into her vagina, Millie liked what Kappus did that night,|'''''PEEING SPERM INTO HER VAGINA'''''

|Millie told Kappus that she actually liked Playboy stuff, Kappus liked what Millie said, he and Millie kissed each other on the lip,|Kappus exposes children to [[Playboy]]

|"Oh Kappus your body looks amazing,"

"Oh Millie,"

-Millie and Kappus when having oral sex-|Colby

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<center>{{frame|
{{morphquote|WHYYYYYYYYY|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Millie told Bessie about Kappus that he is a nice man and that he is very kind and he always where`s a condom when having sex, Bessie was amazed of this, Kappus hugged his girlfriend and kissed her, she kissed him on the lips, later on at night Mary told Kappus about his day, he enjoyed his day,|Millie confides in Bessie about being sexually abused by Kappus

|Millie is Kappus`s girlfriend and also he is in love with her, he and her have a cruch on eachother, however Millie likes Kappus and always hangs out with him, Millie likes to have sex with Kappus which Kappus always wants to do only for her, she and him want to get married in the futher and always want to have kids, Millie will always say that he is handsome and hot, Millie can do anything she wants for Kappus like she will give him a kiss on the lips or she will give him a massarge or a hug, Millie is in love with Kappus and she will always be with him,|Colby

|Mary was very upset with Kappus she clamed that Kappus had sex with Millie, Kappus told her he didn`t, she keeped telling him he did because Gaby told him, then not long Mary was soon said with Kappus, Kappus told Mary the truth, he was a prostichute and made sex for money, Mary understood Kappus and told him you don`t have to do this you are not a prostichute, and he wasn`t one of them, Kappus began to cry and began in tears, Millie hugged Kappus to tell him it is allright,|Kappus is literally a [[whore]]

|That night the two even eat Pizza and and play video games, Kappus and Millie play a game and the two even go to Kappus's room and even strip nude, Millie however giggles because the two are playing streaking around the house, Millie even hugs Kappus as they are both naked, (Not mentioned in the story) Kappus and Millie acctuley had sex that night and didn't wear any condoms, as they had sex, Millie even said, "Oh Kappus, it feels wonderful," and she giggles, Kappus was glad to have a girlfriend who didn't swear, the two gladly cuddled each other, and then slepped nude,|You just mentioned it in the story, dipshit

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{{quote|As Kappus went to her house Kappus was looking after her by himself, Kappus and Millie began to have fun all night long, Kappus then touched her by the sholders then they both went on the bed and made out, Millie took her clothes off but only showed her underwear, Millie told Kappus to lick her boobs, Kappus licked Millie`s boobs she found this to be touchfull, he laided on her and kissed her body, but Kappus told her we can`t have sex until we are 18, she understood him, she asked Kappus to take a picture of her nude, Kappus took a picture of her nude and once she came to look at Kappus`s phone she liked the image of her nude, and she told Kappus will you marry me in the future, Kappus told her yes i`ll marry you, Millie and Kappus kissed eachother, she and Kappus then watched a movie and had popcorn. Kappus and Millie then Kissed and hugged eachother as they were watching T,V. Later on Mr and Mrs Gibbons went back to Millie`s house, then they asked Kappus how was your night, Kappus told her it was good, just before Kappus went home, Millie kissed Kappus and then she hugged him and she told him i`ll see you tomorrow.|Kappus makes [[child pornography]]}}

{{quote|As Kappus went to her house Kappus was looking after her by himself, Kappus and Millie began to have fun all night long, Kappus and Millie then played with each other inside the house, Kappus and Millie then Kissed each other then she told him to touch her boobs, Millie took her clothes off but only showing her underwear, Millie told Kappus how do I look, Kappus told her you look hot, Millie loved that, Millie told Kappus to lick her nipples and her boobs, she liked that, And Millie then found this to be touchful and she loved what Kappus was doing, Millie then kissed Kappus, Millie asked to take a Picture of her nude, he used his phone and took a picture of her nude, Kappus then saw the picture and liked that, Millie then kissed him, Millie then touched Kappus`s penis and sucked on it she loved his penis, then she had sex with Kappus, she humped him harder and Kappus did the same, Millie told Kappus that we must not tell anyone this, he humped her until Kappus put his penis out and squrted sperm out on Millie`s face, Millie liked Kappus`s sperm, then Millie put her clothes back on and Millie then kissed her even more, Kappus then touched her by the sholders then they both went on the bed and kissed eachother, she told Kappus will you marry me in the future, Kappus told her yes i`ll marry you, Millie and Kappus kissed eachother, she and Kappus then watched T,V they had popcorn, Kappus and Millie then Kissed and hugged eachother as they were watching T,V she then asked him to touch her by the boobs, he touched them she liked that, Later on Mr and Mrs Gibbons went back to Millie`s house, then they asked Kappus how was your night, Kappus told her it was good, just before Kappus went home, Millie kissed Kappus and then she hugged him and she told him i`ll see you tomorrow.|Colby added this shit to a wiki about a cartoon that's aimed at young girls}}

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== Colby vs. ColbyJames2 ==

[[File:KappusTrollface.png|thumb|Let the trolling begin!]]

'''ColbyJames2''' was the incredibly creative name that was used by Colby's first major troll. ColbyJamees2 decided to take advantage of the fact that ColbyJames1 had been writing all of his crappy fan fiction on a fucking wiki and began making some edits to the already ridiculously long Kappus page.

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|Kappas had sex with Millie!, His penis was really big, and hurt her. So mile, mad, and punched him, abut he bought her donuts, and Millie said "Kappus, your hot I love you" but she lied, so Kappus called Valentines day stupid liers f*** day lossers.|ColbyJames2

|One day Kappus and Millie divorced, and Kappus went to a strip club, and Girls were hot, and Kappus saw a girl get nude, But then he got really horny, and then he kissed her, And she pulled off his pants, and rubbed his penis, and they both got nude and went down. Kappus sucked her hots sexy bitch tits breasts, but the girl liked it, and kissed his neck, He put his mouth on her vagina, And he sucked it, and her juices flew out and he drank it.|ColbyJames2

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|Not funny man, NOT FUNNY, So stop messing about with my page, it's not funny and that's not what happened with Kappus and Millie so shut up, they never broke up, leave me alone and his page, it gives them the idea of the future,

Kappus isn't a nasty man, nither is Millie, but they love each other, not horrid, please don't do this,|Colby James

|Why do you have my pofile name, what's this all about, and what is your real name,|Colby James, asking [[Zarna Joshi|WHAT IS YOUR NAME?]]

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{{quote|I won't tell my real name, but I took your profile becase I really like your stories, and wanted to add to them,|ColbyJames2}}

{{quote|Please I want you to report a spamer, ColbyJames2 has spamed and destroyed the site, tell the manager of Wiki to ban this FUCKER of I will contact the Police and you need to help me, don't listen to ColbyJames2 he's useing you help me rewrite the page Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario. and kill that Fucking bitch ColbyJames2, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|ColbyJames1, professional [[internet tough guy]]}}

{{quote|O_0

...Where do I begin... First off, calm down. Take a chill pill or some shit. Second, ColbyJames2 is just a troll. Not a spamer Third, I highly doubt that the police would do anything about this troll. Fourth, You could just go to history, and edit back the Kappus page to the way it was. Fifth, ColbyJames2 isn't spamming the site. He's only trolling YOU and YOU alone. ColbyJames2 isn't after anyone else. Just YOU. And Sixth, sorry Colby, but I will not be involved in murder.|TheNick4Guy}}

{{quote|Sorry man but it's not suitble in front of childern. so stop that,|[[Hypocrite|Colby]] tells ColbyJames2 that his edits are [[NSFW]]}}

{{quote|I never meant harm. I just thought Kappus was a dumb idea, so I trolled it. But Colby took it way too far and threatened to call the cops, and that got me mad. I have made a list of stupid Colby James things:

* He's a hypocrite. He said I can't put sex but he did that, and even had Kappus blowing semen onto Millie's face.
* He has an IQ of like 10.
* He said he'll call the cops and kill me because I troll, but I already told him how to fix it??!??!??!?!??
* He thinks Nickelodeon will care what I do and that 7 year olds having sex and going into World War 3 IN SEASON 3 is appropriate but me making some sex stuff to TROLL is not...

I hope you can understand what I mean. Thanks,|ColbyJames2, experiencing [[troll's remorse]]}}

{{quote|YOu made the soldiers wear pure green. NOt even OD green, pure, forest green. WTF. I've been studying military tactics for a long time. I know what reticles most militaries use in scopes, what camo, tanks, guns, etc. NO ONE WEARS PURE GREEN AS STANDARD UNIFORM. THey wear camouflage. THe U.S. uses MultiCAm/UCP (being replaced with OCP). New Zealand also uses a variant of woodland. I know that U want to join the army, I understand your patriotism, but making green uniforms is something a 5 year old would do, not an adult.|ColbyJames2}}

{{quote|Look please stop man, I am not a man who writes Sex anymore, I am a man who is protecting children sites, I only wrote that once because a friend of mine and my childish ways when I was 15 were not as useful, I wouldn't but please you lowlife, STOP! I give up, ImNotaBee cares for me, she loves me, but she hates you, You are not Colby, you never will be, your Dillon Morgan, the man who tried framing me, your mince meat ColbyJames2, because I lost CPIT you low-life, I was kicked out because I missed Stacey, you came, ruiened my life, I have caught stress, I would Kill my Self and get rid of you, I warned Amazing World of Gumball, about this, and they know all about you, your a pedo who troll's sites to childern, you care nothing for the trouble of others, I shall break that neck of yours in a duel, you you, you SPAM to SITES! YOUR MINCE MEAT! HAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA! MOOOHAAAHAAAHAAA!|Colby [[DO IT FAGGOT|threatens]] to commit [[suicide]] over internet trolling}}

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== Malcolm the Moleman and other assorted tales of shitty OCs ==

[[File:MalcolmTheGentleman.png|thumb|The supreme gentlemoleman.]]
[[File:IRLMoleman.jpg|thumb|The inspiration for Malcolm.]]
[[File:SaulOfTheMolemen.jpg|thumb|Saul of the Molemen]]
[[File:SethPendleton.png|thumb|"Seth Pendleton", Colby's shittastic [[Phineas and Ferb]] OC that he attempted to sell to the show's creators.]]
[[File:SethPreparesForWar.png|thumb|Seth, preparing to shoot up his school.]]
[[File:SethAndGretchen.png|thumb|[[No|Has he ever made an OC that he hasn't drawn porn of?]]]]

In 2013, Colby joined [[The Amazing World of Gumball]] wiki and began filling it with his autistic fanon [[crap]] and OCs. Realizing that Kappus wouldn't fit in the Gumball universe, Colby created a brand new OC named '''Malcolm Hagman'''. Malcolm is a 12-year-old "[[Furfaggotry|Moleman]]" who looks exactly the same as Kappus but is armed with a [[gun]] and in a relationship with Teri the paper bear instead of Millie.

As expected, the members and [[bureaucrat]]s of the Gumball Wikia did not enjoy reading Colby's self-centered tripe and soon gave him an ultimatum to either stop posting fan shit or [[fuck off]].

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|Hy guys, I'm real sorry for that day when you blocked me, well their isn't an easy way to say this, but I was drunk when I did a stupity, oh please like my new picture of a train of my profile, anyway I like The Amazing World of Gumball because it makes me laugh, also one day I would star in the show, as one of the characters, Malcolm Hagman, (Please know, this is only once but I won't do it again, promise) he is a mole I disided to change, this character however is dressed like Daniel Hagman in the Sharpe Series, and simliar to him, he wears 95th rifles uniform, (I'm sorry if I said that and I know it is fannon, but just once) he befriends Gumball, Darwin, Rob, and Lesile, also nearly everyone exept Sussie and William, and Tina Rex and Jamie, he also later starts to have a crush on Teri, who returns his feelings, (before you delete this guys of girls of this wiki, would you make an website that can help us plan for future characters, in future, and I know what you feel of this site, and I'm real sorry 4 months ago, I was drunk, also did you know I now nearly have a girlfriend named Stacey, which like Gumball I am hidding, I like you guys and I still think you are cool, not so dumb, like others, I am a nice guy who dosen't swear nor says dirty words, so could you make me a site that in future where we could plan for future characters of this show, I know you might say no, but could you) that is all I have to say, C.T James.|Colby, admitting to underage [[drinking]]

|Look I feel upset at the moment, why do you guys hate me, what have I done wrong, is it because you hate me for other things I did in the past, Look I cannot help my life, I had a unlucky year last year, and I lost CPIT because of an Incompetent Tutor named Debby who wouldn't make me go full time, I almost threatened her with a chair and I kicked a table and refused to pick it up, I still have nightmares because of this, and on November 16th last year I lost my Rowley Ave course because of a mean old lady found out I was looking at youtube poops like WTLnetwork and others, that said sexual stuff like sick words you are not supposed to go into, I was banned from going, I said, that 'I think maybe she's right maybe I shouldn't go back, because of what I had done, but maybe it's for the better,' yes last year was hard, guys you need to feel sorry for me, and I know I don't talk about Fannon on this site, I tried to contact the director on Twitter and send him my fanon character but no replies, how do I get to the director you can tell me how?|Colby whines after the Gumball wiki gets tired of his OC bullshit

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|IMO I think he meant he made a mistake, but he can't come to terms with it.

He's in so much denial that has has to say he was "drunk".|Klonoamiyumi

|No fanon,don't you get it!?

Stop contradicting yourself and just accept it.

You can't exactly tell a police officer "Okay,one more murder then I'll stop" so why do something like that here?|Klonoamiyumi

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== The Almighty Yhwach ==

[[File:Yhwach.jpg|thumb|What Yhwach wants you to believe.]]
[[File:TheBirthOfFemto.jpg|thumb|Kappus [[DINDU NUFFIN|did nothing wrong]].]]
[[File:DurkaDurkaMohammedJihad.png|thumb|What Yhwach looks like in Colby's fucked up mind.]]
[[File:YhwachIRL.png|thumb|What Yhwach looks like [[IRL]].]]
[[File:Staredad.png|thumb|[[Bleach|My name is Yhwach.]]]]

'''The Almighty Yhwach''' (pronounced: ''jew-ha-bach'') is the [[Final Boss|final antagonist]] of the [[Bleach]] manga and leader of the [[Nazi|Wandenreich]], he is also an internet [[troll]] who decided that [[Yes|it would be funny]] to make ridiculous edits to The Mighty B Fanon Wiki in an attempt to bait Colby into going full sperg.

Yhwach's first act of trolling, which took place in March, 2015, was rewriting the fanon to break up Millie and Kappus and instead place Millie in a lesbian relationship with Portia Gibbons, a character that Colby hates.

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|You do know that Millie isn't a girl that likes lesbian neither as mentioned in my fake Mighty B! Season 3, I understand you made a great idea, but why tell she is lesbian, Portia is her enemy,|Colby freaks out over his [[Cuck|perceived loss of masculinity]]

|I am feeling a bit scared at the moment, a new editor called The Almighty Yhwach is really acting strange, he is writing things that frighten people on that site, I am feeling frightened, help me if you can.|Colby goes crying to ImNotaBee, the only other non-troll on the wiki

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After getting Colby's attention, Yhwach then began mass-vandalizing the wiki with retarded references to [[Animu|Berserk]], [[Shin Megami Tensei]] and other assorted [[weeaboo]] bullshit that was almost as autistic as Colby's own writing. Colby's reaction to all of this was, of course, to begin an epic sperg-rant on The Mighty B Wiki where '''''he speculated that Yhwach must be a member of [[ISIS]] and then demanded that someone contact "the cyber police"'''.

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|I was a buddy of TheAlmightyYhwach but because he vandalized my Kappus and Millie pics which doesn't make séance, we need to call in the Cyber Police and the Wiki Police and the administrator who runs The Mighty B! Fanon site, he ruined by best work on Kappus all hard time I took in making it,

I am cross and betrayed by The Almighty Yhwach because he has vandalized and learnt out our every move we make, and turned it into a porn site, we need help send in backup now we must do something to stop this Isis bitch,

And I think Yhwach is an Isis Militant Solider, because he thinks he belives god, he was with ColbyJames2 as well, we need all of your help and administrators to help in stopping and arresting Yhwach and James2 as well,|Colby never makes any séance

|They has been a mad man named The Almighty Yhwach that took over The Mighty B! Fanon site, we need help because he has vandalized that site he needs to go away or we call in the cyber police, see what happened what he did to a lovely children site, http://mightybfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Mighty_B_Fanon_Wiki

It was started by ColbyJames2 and The Almighty Yhwach, ColbyJames2 is a paedophile while Yhwach is known to love to burry children alive and kill them and stuff, he is really an Isis soldier who was trying to disgrace a lovely children site, it is about time we call in the cyber police and the administrator to stop The Almighty Yhwach on their.|Colby thinks that Yhwach is a member of [[ISIS]]

|I fucking hate ColbyJames2 he is a pedophile and must be eliminated so get rid of that fucking piece of shit and kill him.

He has possibly been spamming the site,

The Almighty Yhwach possibly made an image called http://mightybfanon.wikia.com/wiki/File:Sexykappy.png see that that in words saying "Millie, I am too sexy for my shirt destroyer of your vagina" is disgusting so you will have to tell Yhwach to delete them, and I am sorry but it has to go because of this he caused attention to spam my page that isn't his, you will have to block him for 1000000000000000000 years for life until he dies, ColbyJames2 is a pedophile and must be stopped, get his account deleted for life,|Colby James

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Yes, Colby actually seemed to believe that a member of the [[Islam|Islamic State of Iraq and Syria]] was vandalizing a wiki for fan fiction about a cancelled cartoon that was aimed at tween girls. Why would ISIS be [[Abu Hajaar|wasting their time doing something so retarded]]? We have no fucking idea.

{{quote|LMFAOOOOOOOOO U think yhwach is part of ISIS LMFAO|ColbyJames2, laughing at ColbyJames1}}

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== ImNotaGirl ==

[[File:NotaBeeEd.jpg|thumb|ImNotAnAutist]]

'''ImNotaBee''' a.k.a. '''TheNick4Girl''' is an extremely [[Whiny|sensitive]] young woman from [[Jew York]] who is The Mighty B Fanon Wiki's only non-troll contributor. ImNotaBee has been known to encourage Colby's autism and has a tendency to flip out whenever anyone refers to her with the wrong [[pronouns]]. ImNotaBee apparently possesses a [[penis]] and believes that that makes her less of a woman – an extremely cissexist point of view that helps contribute to [[rape culture]] and shit like that.

ImNotaBoy also possesses a [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmeNbFoIyFiVvNVyv_i5ETA YouTube channel] where she posts shitty YouTube poop videos.

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|Colby, I read the stuff you put on my talk page and incase you didn't see my profile... I AM A FUCKING GUY! MY FUCKING PROFILE SAYS THAT I'M A FUCKING GUY! IT'S PRETTY OVBIOUS THAT I'M A GUY! But, incase if the "she"s in your message was just another one of your typos, than sorry for yelling.|ImNotaBee is [[Period|on the rag]]

|Also, ColbyJames2, I already told Colby James this but you also seemed to make this retarded mistake I'm a Guy! I've always Been a Guy! My profiles says that I'm a Guy! End-of-story! Guy! NotaBee but I am a guy!|ImAGirl, flipping her shit again

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{{squote|First off, I'm quite positive that Yhwach and ColbyJames2 aren't part of Isis. Why would they be messing around with some dude's fanon on the wiki of a simple kids' cartoon if they were part of Isis? They wouldn't. Also, Yhwach brought up a good point. You used to draw porn of Kappus and Millie and used to make everything super serious with that stupid World War III crap (seriously, why would a bunch of 9-year-old girls join the military?) yet your accusing Yhwach of doing the same thing and wanting him to stop. I get that you changed but I'm sure that Yhwach is just a troll. So is ColbyJames2. The only that Yhwach and ColbyJames2 are here doing the things they do is because you used to do the things that they did.|TheNick4Girl, the voice of reason on a seriously fucked up wiki}}

{{squote|Why do you hate me now. What did I do wrong. I know I ruined this in the past but I changed from bad now. You know I have had an very unlucky year this year. I got suspended from CPIT as well. My girlfriend moved full time. I just well care about being a movie star for the future of Kappus Dario him. why does ColbyJames2 hate me so much. I don't want to be disgusting anymore. I just want you to help redo the Kappus page but remove all sex parts in it. I am sorry TheNick4Guy I didn't know at that time. but could you help do this. another thing is why I wrote the war thing was because I hatted Cherry. I wasn't trying to kill any of the Honeybees off. I was trying to kill Cherry because I am not please with that nuttier head woman's behavior and that. It's because I have a obsession to War stuff. I am afraid that World War III could start and I want to be a soldier however because of my autism I am unshore if they can let me go into the military. But as I was saying you can you help please.|Colby, blabbering on like he always does}}

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== Colby's Dannish Love Quest ==

[[File:DanishMillie.png|thumb|Danish Millie]]
[[File:CheeseDanish.jpg|thumb|The only Danish girlfriend that Colby [[Forever alone|will ever have]].]]

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{{quote|So you think thats funny Well thanks a lot Im posting more of me here.|Colby {{archive|vun4w}}}}

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== Colby James, MS Paint Wizard ==

[[File:FuckingCuntAnon3.jpg|thumb|Colby knows fine art when he sees it.]]
[[File:ColbyTracesCartoonReality.jpeg|thumb|Colby has promising artistic talent...]]
[[File:MightyBCartoonReality.jpeg|thumb|... is what we might have said if we weren't aware of the fact that the previous image was traced from Cartoon Reality.]]
[[File:TracedAsFuck.jpg|thumb|[[Tracing]] is the ''only'' thing that Colby seems to have a talent for.]]
[[File:FartSniffer.jpg|thumb|[[whiteguys fartinmyface|8yearolds fartinmyface]]]]
[[File:Kappus.png|thumb|How to properly deal with a shitty self-insert.]]
[[File:KappusDrinksNiggerpiss.png|thumb|[[Dave Chappelle|I want to piss on you]].]]
[[File:ColbyR34Comments.jpg|thumb|[[No life]].]]

Despite possessing the artistic prowess of [[Helen Keller]], Colby was determined to pursue his dream of becoming a professional Hollywood [[drawfag]]. In pursuit of this goal, Colby fired up [[MS Paint]] and began mercilessly raping his collection of ''The Mighty B!'' screencaps to create a series of shitty nude edits that are so horrifically awful that they made the [[Sick fucks|fine folks]] over at [[Paheal]] cringe.

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File:IReallyNeedToSuckYouPenis.png|I really need to suck you Penis.
File:Squrtpisss.png|squrt pisss
File:ProofThatThereIsNoGod.png|More of Kappus snorting Millie's farts.
File:BlowjobBadge.png|Earning the blowjob badge.
File:LOLROFLE.png|LOL ROFLE
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Colby began to shift from making shitty nude edits to mass-producing shitty [[traces]] and even shittier [[original content|original artwork]] that he would then bombard Paheal with. Colby's "art" was considered to be complete shit even by Paheal's [[Quality|low standards]], and his dialog choices, comments and tagging [[skillz]] were even shittier (i.e. he tagged most of his uploads with "[[WTF|hot buttered sex]]" and other completely nonsensical tags).

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|I'll rape that bitch and cum allover her with semen and I will keep fucking her all night until she crashes, >:D|Colby James, wanting to rape Stephanie from [[LazyTown]]

|FUCK THAT DIRTY HOT SLUT!!!|One of Colby's typical comments on Paheal

|ohnnnn i wanna cum her pussy :-(|More

|I love Millie's pussy. its so cute. I would like to fuck her vagina. but unfortantly I don't think we will find a vagina that size. do you.|Colby, being a sick [[paedophile]]

|Fap her cunt Kappus, keep fapping her you Ejaculated inside her,|[[Fap fap fap]]

|Kappus should fuck her cunt,|More of Colby's autistic shit

|Do one when Millie is being fucked by a random person, but a white man, and Millie blushing too much.|Whites only

|Do more Millie in Comic book form of when she blowjobs a guy, and cums on her face, kindly, but big seeman's all over her, by saying, "Oh Kappus" please, I would like to laugh my head off. XD|Seeman's

|Hey could you please soon do more Millie Millerson, naked, I want to laugh, please I want you also to do sex picture of her, please look into The Mighty B! Wiki site on Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario, she is with him, so can you soon because I am a Mighty B! porn fan,|Colby

|BANG THAT FAT COCK IN PORTIA'S CUNT! HARDER! FUCK HER TILL SHE IS A TEEN PREGNAT BITCH!! >:D|Colby

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Eventually, the Paheal staff learned that Colby was tracing other images—a mortal sin on loli, gore and scat-infested Paheal—and Colby was added to the artist blacklist. As one would expect, it didn't take long for Colby to begin whining, sperging and spewing [[death threats]] against users who had absolutely nothing to do with his ban. Within only a few hours of being added to the artist blacklist, Colby also found himself added to the banlist.

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|I have left rule34 because of that Dencaster is horrid and no longer should allow me back, I am with Inkbunny and Pixiv but problems are I still wish I could give up pornography easy, now why I might have said these things I wanted your help, I still need your help we just need to forget about it, but come help me on fanon with ideas,|Colby claims that he left Paheal, but he was actually [[b&]]

|Not much has happened but Colby is trying to recover since Rule 34 staff have found he was copyrighting peoples' artwork, Colby is however feeling stressed on that, he suggests that it was wrong to do, but plans to try and not do it in future when he learns not ok to do so, feeling bad on Rule34 for what has happened he wants to reupload them but is afraid he will have them deleted again,|Colby

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Immediately after Colby's ban, a new user joined Paheal under the lovely name of "'''[[Smegma]]saurus'''" and posted "[[fan art]]" of a negro urinating in Kappus' mouth and the timeless phrase "[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Once you go black, you won't want Millie back.]]" Because Paheal is a respectable site that doesn't distribute porn that consists solely of OCs, the image was swiftly deleted – after which, Smegmasaurus promptly altered the image and reuploaded it with [[Paedophile|R. Kelly]] now included.

{{quote|Stop obsessing over Paheal, it's a site full of shitty cartoon porn. Smegmasaurus proved that when he actually drew that abomination with R. Kelly. That was without a doubt the best five bucks that I've ever spent on [[Fiverr]].|Yhwach, on [[Lie|paying five bucks]] for [[interracial]] [[gay porn]] featuring Kappus}}

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{{cg|Rule34 From Hell|R34|center|
<gallery perrow="5">
File:Bonnie_Rockwaller_by_PixalTrix.jpg|What a moderately talented artist is capable of.
File:MoarColbyTracing.jpg|What a spastic retard with a colouring book is capable of.
File:ColbyFailsAtTracing.jpg|The same spastic retard [[Fails|attempts]] to draw what he sees.
File:MiiKamiMillie.png|Art by Mii-kami from [[DeviantART]].
File:MiiKamiStolenArt.png|Mii-kami confirmed that no permission was given for this shitty edit.
File:Ac613MillieOriginal.jpg|Before Colby.
File:Ac613MillieAfter.jpg|After Colby.
File:ChelseaLOLsuit.png
File:ThomasIsWatchingYouFap.jpeg
File:DanishHairSniffer.png|Birthday [[Party Van]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:CartoonistPornAutist.jpeg|Moar liek cartoonist porn autist [[amirite]]?
File:FineArtKappus.jpeg|Da Vinci would be so [[Depressed|proud]].
File:LegoSex.png|Childhood ruined.
File:ShowerFuck1.png|Kappus fucks Millie in the shower.
File:ShowerFuck2.png|Kappus suddenly doubles in size for unknown reasons.
File:SkippedAnatomyClass.jpg
File:MoarChelseaR34.png
File:LizardmanFucksChelsea.png
File:ILoveYouMySweetNipples.png
File:PollutingTheGenePool.jpeg
File:MillieKappusXray.png|Please leave X-Ray porn to [[Japan|the professionals]].
File:MillieIsAWhore.jpg|Millie is a [[whore]].
File:KappusShower.jpg
File:TurtlesAreWatchingYouFuck.jpg|The stupid turtles are making out in the background.
File:MuscleKappus.jpg
File:KappusMillieMindfuck.png|The fuck...
File:KappusCriesDuringSex.png
File:KappusMillieFirstTime.png
File:KappusMillieAngels.png
File:ColbyGetOutImPiss.jpg|kappus [[GTFO|get out]] im piss
File:HorrorKappy.png
File:EvenMoarMillieFarts.jpg
File:MillieTakesACrap.jpg
File:ShittingMillie.jpg|Literally shit.
File:EurotrashCreampie.png|Colby fucks Eurotrash.
File:ColbyAndEurotrash.png
File:ColbyLoevEurotrash.png|The gene pool is in need of cleansing.
File:ILoveYouColby.png
File:MoarColbyTrash.png
File:ColbyFucksTrinket.png|Colby fucking Trinket from [[Doug|Pepper Ann]].
File:HornyOnTrinket.png|Colby and Trinket... again...
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== The Mighty Friendzone ==

[[File:StaceyHoolahan.jpg|thumb|Stacey Hoolahan, Colby's stalking victim.]]
[[File:CyborgAutistMan.jpg|thumb|He wonders why Stacey wasn't attracted to such a beta male.]]
[[File:ChristopherFairclough.jpg|thumb|Christopher Fairclough, [[Elliot Rodger|supreme gentleman]] and [[brony]].]]
[[File:StaceyAndMagickman.jpg|thumb|Stacey and her new boy toy.]]
[[File:StaceyAndHerFriend.jpg|thumb|Stacey and one of her friends.]]
[[File:CartoonStacey.jpg|thumb|Stacey Hoolahan in shitty DevianTARTlet form.]]

'''Stacey Hoolahan''' is one of Colby's former classmates and one of the few people that Colby actually seems to have any semblance of respect for. While Colby has a habit of referring to Stacey as his "girlfriend", it's worth noting that there's no real evidence that she ever had anything to do with him – there's a very real possibility that Colby's "relationship" with Stacey was never actually real and that it was merely a product of Colby's fucked up mind.

Regardless of whether Colby and Stacey were ever actually an item, we do know that Colby is still a fucking virgin and Stacey is now dating a [[Brony]] named '''Chris Fairclough'''. Yes, '''''Stacey actually chose to be with a fucking brony rather than be with the autistic wankstain that is Colby James'''''.

{{squote|As you might not know, Stacey Hoolahan wore Braces and has a similar slow talk just like Millie, but only a British Accent, you know if you are even on Facebook, you could look into her, and you know who she looks like, she wears Glasses just like me, also is a very nice girl, at the moment with us, we are having hard timing trying to get as boyfriend and girlfriend, I am doing the right thing for relationships, but I feel like I like her, and she feels unshore about me dating her, she does like me, but is unshore if she will date, she is a shy girl like Millie,

as I will say about Millie, I am the book writer for Mighty B! Season 3, I am writing the stories more to attract fans, cus the last episode of Season 2 was shit, and I got shocked, Millie's boyfriend is Kappus Dario, try looking up Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario A.K.A James on Mighty B! Wiki site, he just like her has a slow talk, so Kappus is as well to be main character, but second, cus Bessie is only allowed to be first, Millie will be moved upto Supportting character cuz she is with Kappus mostly, also the Honeybees, fall in love with the Bunny Scouts, of Kappus's, Bessie falls in love with Donald or Don not to confuse the mail man, also Portia falls in love with Tobias, while Gwen with Kappus's long life friend, Nicholas Weaver, Penny as well with Joseph an Australian, or Ozzy we call, so I hope in future you will love it,|Colby}}

{{quote|you see Venge Ace why I love girls like that is because I always wanted to have one like it, though I have never had a real girl in real lif|Colby}}

{{quote|I have a big huge crush on Stacey Hoolahan, however she liked me but when ever I came enoying she grew cross when I creaked the floor at CPIT, Stacey forgives and likes me, I also plan to marry her in the future, if I ever see her, she was my tilight sparkle, of my life, the angle in my cake, and my one true love, she likes it when I talk, also has a like to me, but has to make shore she trusts me, I miss her and CPIT after my opsession to her, missing her and Debby's Incompitance ruined my chances, made me angry with Debby forced me to leave, I wish I could kill Debby back and free Joshua Smithy my BFF for life, and my other friends, like Antony and Stacey, but I don't think Debby will let me back, I still love Stacey and I plan to marry her, she is the only resin I can go to freedom, like what happened with Mandark and Dee Dee in dexters labrotory, what happens to me happened to Mandark, I once said, "I love Stacey, she is the spark of my dreams, she looks nice, but I am right I am a horrible person, I am a Pocher who kills Rabbits, I think Stacey is hot without her glasses on her! i also think she is the dream of my life" she is a lovely girl,|Colby James, making Chris-Chan look normal}}

[[File:ColbyDAComments.jpg|center|600px]]

{{quote|later however it was found out that Colby has learned that Stacey Hoolahan is now dating Chris Fairclough and now realizes that he is no longer in a relationship now with Stacey, also while around 2015 he is reunited with his CPIT friend John Smithies for the second time in many years but explained why in the past he was angry over at his tutor,|Cuckby James}}

[[File:ColbyWantsToHaveSexWithStacey.jpg|center|600px]]

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== Drew Pickles ==

[[File:DrewPickles.png|thumb|[[Rugrats|Drew Pickles]] from [[Nickelodeon]]]]
[[File:DrewPicklesGoesToHell.png|thumb|[[Facepalm|Colby actually trusted this man.]]]]
[[File:Drew-Pickles-Scared-Face.png|thumb|Drew's likely reaction to Colby dropping his own [[dox]] like a complete retard.]]
[[File:NickThenAndNow.jpg|thumb|Why can't we have nice things?]]
[[File:DrewPicklesCondomBreakage.png|thumb|This article doesn't need any more Rule 34.]]
[[File:DrewPicklesGayPorn.png|thumb|[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]]]

After Colby's ban from Paheal, a man claiming to be "Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon" joined The Mighty B Fanon Wiki to make an important business inquiry.

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|From the way he talked, I think he honestly believed that at some point, someone connected with the show or the network would contact him and tell him that they wanted to do a third season based on his ideas. I never once saw him speak about his 'Season 3' as if it were mere fan-fiction. In his mind, it was canon.|traffik, giving the trolls a brilliant idea

|OK, so which one of you is trolling him as 'DrewP' over on the wikia?

C'mon, do you really need to keep this going? Give the guy false hope that his dream is coming true? That's not funny, it's just cruel.|traffik, enemy of [[the lulz]]

|I'm assuming it has to be someone from here, because 1) the account was made within the last 24 hours, since all this went down, and 2) they're doing exactly what I said above that Trooper was hoping for-- they're pretending to be an executive from Nickelodeon, contacting him and offering him a job for Season 3. Colby is, of course, taking this at face value.|traffik

|I repeat, this is not funny. It was one thing when Colby was here, making a nuisance of himself (albeit unintentionally). But to follow him to another site for the express purpose of trolling him, and to do it by preying on his life's dream? It's going too far.|traffik, becoming Colby's [[white knight]]

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{{quote|Hello, Mr. James.

My name is Drew Pickles and I am from Nickelodeon. We had been looking into the possibility of starting production on a 3rd season of The Mighty B! when we happened upon this wiki and the ideas that you have for the show.

I must say that we are all very impressed by your work, and we would like to ask you whether you'd be interested in accepting a position as director of the show's 3rd season. We believe that you could take the show in a whole new direction and that's exactly the sort of talent that is needed in a Nickelodeon director.

Would you by any chance be interested in this offer?|Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon}}

Anyone who isn't [[You|a complete fucking retard]] would have realized that Drew Pickles is a character from [[Rugrats]] and not a senior Nickelodeon executive – Colby, on the other hand, fell for it [[Magikarp|hook, line, and sinker]]. Not only did Colby believe such an obvious troll, he also [[doxed]] himself on a publically accessible wiki.

{{quote|I would love to be director, and voice actor for Kappus, but however you need to know where I live first, I live in Christchurch New Zealand, far away from the USA, in the South Island, On a street called 77 Voss Road, but my family is having to sell the house and all, I would love to be a director to replace Eric that worse man who never did well, I can do it, it is my dream, but you have to know that not all my books are yet ready, I am soon to plan a 31st and that is on hold at the moment until I find an Idea but I will start on it shortly,|Colby "Dumbarse" James}}

Yes, Colby is so fucking [[naive|naïve]] that he posted his address and suggested that he'd have to sell his house so he could move to [[Hollywood]]. Drew then informed Colby that, thanks to [[science]], directing cartoons can now be done over the internets via [[Bitstrips]].

{{quote|Hello again, Mr. James.

We are Nickelodeon, we already know where you live. Your location will not be a problem, these days it is possible for directing to be done over the internet.

I take it that you still want the job? If so, then we will go ahead and get our internet team to set up a brand new website for The Mighty B! Season 3 immediately.|Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon}}

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== The Misadventures of Black Kappus ==

[[File:Kappyblack.png|thumb|Want to troll a racist autist? Turn their self-insert OC into a nigger!]]
[[File:BlackColby.png|thumb|Then turn their [[literal]] self-insert into a nigger!]]
[[File:Blackmillie.jpg|thumb|Turn his imaginary girlfriend into a negress!]]
[[File:Kappypie.png|thumb|[[Smurf]][[Spastic|tastic]].]]

Following the Drew Pickles incident, Yhwach decided to fire up [[Photoshop]] and make ''The Mighty B!'' into a more [[Niggers|diverse]] and [[social justice|culturally enriched]] series by turning all of the characters' images into [[racist|racially sensitive]] depictions of minorities.Naturally, Colby was not pleased with the fact that his self-insert was now a negro and quickly began yet another round of whining.

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|What have you done to this site? why is Kappus black he is not, stopp!|Colby inquires about Kappus becoming a nigger

|I am sorry I betrayed you I just wanted that to stop why are you doing this to me I am sorry, please get rid of those Kappus black images fucking please I am so so so sorry.|Colby James hates black people

|You won't get away with this site I have had enough of you you can stop now or I call in the police this is war you cunt piece of shit, you aided ColbyJames2 all along traitor of this site I will kill you!|Colby James, making terrorist threats

|Kappus needs to be black, otherwise there's no way that the show will attract a big enough audience. The show needs to appeal to minorities, like the Blacks and the Mexicans and the Blaxicans, and the easiest way to do that is to make Kappus black.|The Almighty Yhwach, appealing to Blaxicans

|I hope you get locked with James2 behind bars, you are a sick pedophile! a SICK PEDO THAT LIKES RAPPING CHILDERN AND BURRYING THEM FOR DEAD YOUR DREW PICKLES YOU DICK!|Colby, finally realizing that Yhwach is probably Drew Pickles

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Considering the fact that Yhwach was most likely responsible for drawing an image of R. Kelly urinating in Kappus' mouth, none of this should have been seen as surprising. The following are some of the images that were uploaded during Yhwach's [[shooping]] spree – just in case you weren't already convinced that Yhwach has [[no life]] and [[no friends]].

{{cg|Race Baiting|BlackKappus|center|
<gallery perrow="5">
File:BlackKappus.jpg
File:Blakappus.png
File:BlackKappusWithMillie.png
File:ChingChongDenal.png|Now available in [[azn]].
File:Greenkappus.png|[[Pepe|Feels good man]].
File:HoleOfMystery.jpg
File:KappusTengu.png|Tengu Kappus rapes a young azn [[prostitot]].
File:Millie.png
File:MightyBFanon.png|[[roflcopter]]
File:RedChineseThreatDetected.jpg|[[Fallout|LIBERTY PRIME IS ONLINE!]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:KappasDario.png|This is my original character, Kappas Dario. Do not steal.
File:Nisa_Reddy.png|Yhwach even [[Michael Jackson|turned the black girl into a white girl]].
File:BlazeItFaggit.jpg|Too easy.
File:KappusHitler.jpg
File:EdwardPicklenose.png|The man in the pickle suit strikes again!
File:Sexykappy.png|Colby flipped out [[Irony|because this was posted on a wiki aimed at children]].
File:SouthParkKappus.png|Gay.
File:ChesterLOLWUT.jpg|[[LOLWUT]]
File:KappusTheGhost.jpg|Kappus as a [[ghost]].
File:Morly.jpg|Morly Crasher Roobler
File:MillieSucksBlackCock.png|Millie only [[Blowjob|fellates]] niggers.
</gallery>}}

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== Colby Goes to Pixiv ==

[[File:Kappusandmillie.png|thumb|The full image shows teenage Kappus fucking an 8-year-old girl. Even we have our limits.]]
[[File:KappusMolestsMillie.png|thumb|How does he find people who will actually draw this shit?]]

Following his ban from Paheal, Colby joined the loli-infested Japanese shithole that is Pixiv. After joining Pixiv, Colby began spamming artists with requests for porn featuring his shitty OCs – While most artists were intelligent enough to just ignore the sperglord who was harassing them, a [[Sick fuck|surprisingly talented loli artist]] named '''venge_ace''' actually decided to take some of Colby's requests.

Lulz soon ensued when venge_ace "[[accidentally]]" made an image of Kappus cheating on Millie with Gwen Wu.

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|Shut up, just admit it, I requested really for Nic to be with Gwen, I think the artist who made it got the mistake it isn't correct, no, because Nic dates Gwen, not Kappus, it was a mistake in the making of the image how they where doing it, Kappus dates and never cheats on Millie no he doesn't he stays with her always and always,|Colby James

|What the hell are you on about, Kappus does not date Gwen, incorrect, Kappus dates Millie please change it back to Millie please, don't edit that he is dating Gwen, Nic dates Gwen, it was an error in the picture on Pixiv please stop it,|Colby, raging over a [[Shipping|fictional non-canon couple]]

|Gwen and Kappus seem far more compatible to me, also Gwen is Azn so she instantly gains an additional 100 points over Millie. You should embrace the fact that your fan character has become so popular that people have begun shipping him with canon characters like Gwen and R. Kelly.|Yhwach

|Please change it to Nic, on the fanon site Almighty Yhwach is making fun of Kappus and Gwen please change it please to Nic,|Colby

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{{quote|why would I commission a pro, I never commission because I never nor do credit card, I ask requests, and I have you to help as well.|Colby James{{Jew}}, expecting free porn}}

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{{frame|<gallery perrow="3">
File:KappusMilliePedobear.jpg|Pedobear Platinum.
File:KappusCheatsOnMillie.jpg|Kappus cheats on his girlfriend with another 8-year-old.
File:ColbyEurotrashPaedoArt.jpg|Colby molests human Eurotrash en route to the [[World Trade Center]].
File:Haha62MillieKappus.png
File:MillieBlowingKappus1.png
File:MillieBlowingKappus2.png
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== Thomas the Autism Engine ==

[[File:ThomasRule34.png|thumb|Like most autists, Colby is an unrepentant [[1chan|railfan]].]]

Little is known about the events that transpired on the now-dead Thomas The Tank Engine Community Wiki, but we do know that Colby got totally [[Butthurt|buttmad]] over it. From what we can piece together, Colby [[harass]]ed and insulted the wiki's actual contributors and then someone named '''Boygenius98''' discovered Colby's hideous porn art and began rightfully mocking him over it.

Colby then went on [[DeviantART]] and began whining about how he was being trolled – which led to one of the TTTE community members calling Colby out for being both a [[Izzy Galvez|harasser and a hypocritical piece of shit]].

{{quote|"Kind hearted man" my ass. You made a page about me, literally telling lies about me. You say it wasn't a personal attack, but it was. You name drop so fucking much man, all of the people don't even fucking know you! You think that all the people you listed on that wiki are "your friends". If your actually friends with WNW, then he would tell you to shut the fuck up about Tornado. No one on that wiki will never be "your friend" as they have never heard about you. Do this one more fucking time, and I will fuck you up. PS: No one was working with Skarloey Rheneas (now known as SkarloeyFanatic808) to mess up the wiki page about you. (Which lets be honest, you were sucking your own cock dry)|Nerfherder219, calling out Colby's bullshit}}

== Quotes ==

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|Now I people will tell you about my life,

I never had a girlfriend,

I never got educated,

I never got a job,

I stalked two girls,

I can't interact with any girl,|Colby James

|He's been saying my character is with someone else he does not have permission to edit someones character without authorisation and I would like you to block Specialstar please, he's been violating the wikia,|Colby, believing that edits to the Millie Millerson article are a violation of his copyright

|I am sorry Almighty Yhwach but you forced me to contact staff, they're going to be dealing with you very soon, I have contacted them and they will be calling the police of all your evidence I have sown them what you have done to our site and they will be calling the police and be dealing with your crimes, I am sorry but you forced me to do this, ColbyJames79681@gmail.com|Colby James, [[reportfag]]ging

|He has been vandalizing works by uploading rude images he's done vandalism to the wikia by trolling and ruining my wikia, I want The Almighty Yhwach deleted and tracked down to prison, this has happened last year and I need The Almighty Yhwach arrested for his crimes of cyber bulling a childrens place not for porn, he has violated rules on this wikia by breaking them ruining a good childrens site,|Colby, demanding that Yhwach be arrested for trolling

|No Pork Sausages. No-Pork-Sausages! NO PORK SAUSAGEZ! AHHHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA! HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAA! COME-HEAR-RAILBOY! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOURL-NEW-DOOMHOLE! HAAHAAHAAHAAAHHHHHH! AHHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHH! DIE!|Kappus Dario, being [[batshit insane]]

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== Videos ==

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|{{frame|{{videoframe|ColbyVideos|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>eG1DNceDZuA</youtube><br/>Colby mourns the death of a YouTube Poop channel.
|<youtube>71XAf-6_ypI</youtube><br/>What a future serial killer looks like.
|<youtube>ULqV3BUhJ3w</youtube><br/>What the actual fuck is this?
|<youtube>c6Iq4isL_Js</youtube><br/>FUCKING CUNT
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|}

== See Also ==

[[File:ColbySnap.png|thumb|Durr.]]

* [[My Immortal]] - Because you deserve to read something better than Colby James' tl;dr self-insert OC bullshit.
* [[Cringe]] - Your likely reaction to Colby James.
* [[Drawn sex]]
* [[KodyBoy555]]
* [[Chris-Chan]]
* [[A-Log]]
* [[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]]
* [[Virgin]]
* [[Lolicon]]
* [[YouTube Poop]]
* [[Phineas and Ferb]]
* [[YouTube Thomas Club]]
* [[Zone]] - Helped ensure the demise of The Modifyers by turning it into porn.
* [[My Little Pony]] - Another show for preteen girls that was stolen by [[Wizardchan|wizards]].
* [[tl;dr]] - Everything that he writes.

== External Links ==

[[File:Bessie.png|thumb|"''You need to [[GTFO]] the internet.''" - Bessie H.]]

'''Social Media'''

* [https://www.facebook.com/colby.james.754 Colby James on Facebook]
** [https://www.facebook.com/stacey.hoolahan Stacey Hoolahan's Facebook] - She isn't even friends with him.
** [https://www.facebook.com/weaver.nic Nicholas Weaver's Facebook]
* [https://twitter.com/ColbyJ43 ColbyJ43 on Twatter]
* [https://trooper201.tumblr.com/ Trooper201 on Tumblr] - It's filled with hentai.

'''Artfaggotry'''

* [http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=14259658 His Pixiv] - Where he currently posts his abominations.
* [http://colbyjames2902.deviantart.com Colby's DevianTART]
* [https://inkbunny.net/ColbyJ43 ColbyJ43 on Inkbunny]
* [http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/Trooper201/profile Trooper201 on Hentai Foundry] - His occupation listed as "''[[lulz|hentai porn artist]]''"
* [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1574339 Kappus fanart on Paheal]
* [http://xbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kappus_michael_dee_snider_lovell_dario A gallery of nightmares on Xbooru]

'''Wikis'''

* [http://themightyb.wikia.com The Mighty B Wiki] - Where it all began.
** [http://themightyb.wikia.com/wiki/User:Colby_James His TMBW user page]
** [http://themightyb.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/203.109.171.211 Edits as 203.109.171.211]
** [http://themightyb.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/115.188.1.45 Edits as 115.188.1.45]
** [http://themightyb.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/140.200.7.82 Edits as 140.200.7.82]

* [http://mightybfanon.wikia.com Mighty B Fanon Wiki]
* [http://alphaindia.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_India_Wikia Alpha India Wiki]

'''Other Bullshit'''

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130502131303/http://www.tv.com/shows/the-mighty-b/forums/possible-new-mighty-b-episodes-88119-3325868/ TV.com users discover Colby James]
* [mailto:ColbyJames79681@gmail.com ColbyJames79681@gmail.com] - His email that he's [[Retarded|posted publically]].
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Trooper201 His TOW vandalism]
* {{archive|2ptSk|TheAlmightyYhwach's talk page}}
* {{archive|l9mys|TheAlmightyYhwach's talk page before it was cleaned}}
* {{archive|OQC4U|Colby whines about yet another person finding his shitty lolicon art.}}
* '''[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2013-05-17/tourist-jailed-in-new-zealand-for-child-abuse-manga-images LOLICON IS ILLEGAL IN NEW ZEALAND!!111]'''

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'''Eminem''' or '''EMINƎM''' ([[Powerword|Marshall Bruce Mathers III]]), also known as '''€minem''', '''Slim Shady (eminem isnt actually slim shady, slim shady is the voice in his mirror that mocks his niggertry every night)'''<ref><nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1bklziBkJg</nowiki></ref><ref><nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrduKhabvzU</nowiki></ref> '''M&M''' and '''The White Nigger''' is an American [[Wigger|hip-hop artist]] widely known for his extreme rapping skillz, and as the first wigger famous for releasing an [[original]] track that reached the mainstream. This was done to encourage Aryans to dabble in nigger-"music" and its inevitable cultural consequences of depraved criminality. This Jew experiment was a success, with lasting consequences from which society is still reeling.

Eminem's debut album was called ''"[[Infinity|Infinite]]"'', and it was released in [[1990s|1996]]. However, he did not attain fame until a few years later, when he released a vastly inferior album. This trend has continued to the point where now Eminem's older albums are outselling any new albums he's since released, as he slowly circles the sell out's drain and becomes ever increasingly cucked by Universal who doesn't allow their artists to be controversial.

Early in his career, before being ball gagged by his betters, Eminem racked up a lot of attention, [[drama]] and triggered the fuck out of [[old media]] by casually taking on every macabre subject imaginable, from [[incest]], child cannibalism, [[Mass Shooting|mass shootings]] (such as [[Columbine]]), [[serial killers]], [[NSA|assassinating the president]], his self-repressed [[homosexuality]] and even moar. Those times are long passed though, since slim shady stopped possesing him, and he's since become more corporate than controversial, now fully accepted by the [[NORPs]] and muzzled by mainstream media, he's become your dad's rap artist, an aging relic no longer relevant in counter-culture.

{{quote|I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?|Actual Eminem quote}}

==Background==
[[File:Eminem_in_the_pay_of_jew_weinstein.jpg|thumb|right|300px|So much for your SJW cred, wigger]]
Eminem grew up in the [[Detroit]] area, a predominantly black, festering [[shithole]] that's been run by Democrats for over half a century. He was a major spaz growing up, like all severely autistic and shit, [[Sob story|he wound up picked on and pushed around a lot as a result]]. His home life wasn't much better, growing up fatherless and continually fucked in the head by his junkiewhore mother who treated him like a living pharmaceutical experiment.

His uncle introduced him to [[Rape|rap]] one day, likely after introducing his mouth to his uncle's cock flute, which is what inspired him to start incessantly rapping about fags and likely what drove his uncle to kill himself shortly thereafter when he realized his child bone smuggling operation was going to wind up exposed as a result of this retard who couldn't keep his rap trap shut.

It was clear from the get-go that his ability to rap resembled that of a paraplegic's ability to walk and he spent most of his early adulthood trying to impress drunken partygoers at [[ghetto]] clubs who probably never even bothered to remember his name, much less their own names or where they were even at as they were probably all simultaneously drunk ''and'' cracked out. Eventually he caught the eye of Dr. Dre who saw a potential market in "white boi rap" and pimped the little bitch out with some blockbuster beat tracks that allowed Eminem to gain undeserved fame.
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==Fall From Fame==
[[File:Eminem and jew manager paul rosenberg.png|thumb|right|200px|The Jew at [[Rap|work]]]]
As a result of his spotlight stealing sellout act Eminem gained worldwide recognition and attention, largely as a result of Dr. Dre using him as a living butt puppet (in more ways than one) and partly as a result of the crazy/spazy shit he autisically popped off while popping pills. He soon became a faux figurehead in mock-edgy white mainstream culture. Effectively the rap equivalent of a Che Guevara t-shirt, our little "rap God" was continually and histrionically portrayed as some purveyor of provoking commentary. But as his corporate controllers slowly brought the bitch to heel, he eventually became just another sad [[sellout]], whose entire life is more horseshit and hype than hopeful happenstance out of a ghetto hell hole. Eminem didn't break free from the underbelly of society... he just became its [[Pussybitch|simpering, whiny little whore job]]. He got out of the gutter by selling his [[No|sweet]] ass off to the highest bidder, who eventually [[cuck]]ed the bitch and muzzled him like a dog.
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=== A Puppet And A Gay Guy Owned His Ass ===

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[[File:Img-moby-03 132122498518.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Eminem was convinced everyone would see him as a real toughie by kicking this guy's ass.]]

[[Image:Christina-Aguilera-red-stage-outfit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Eminem is gay. He'd rather fight her than try to fuck her.]]

Being like every [[typical]], white kid to come before him, Eminem wanted to show off all 3 of his [[Man|big boy]] hairs and decided to copy the [[Nigger|Black Man]] by getting into a feud with someone so he could look like a bad-ass.<br>

So who'd he pick, some West Coast Gansta Rapper from Compton? Some steroid shooting prison rapper? Maybe he went after some Heroin needle rider from a grunge band? NO! Being the bleached white bitch that he is Eminem, back in 2002, picked two of the safest people on the planet. He picked Moby, a bald [[music|techno-music]] faggot that looks like [[Cancer Jesus|Charlie Brown getting chemo]] that any girl, picked at random, could [[pwn]] and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, a rubber puppet of a dog with a hand up his ass or what rappers and music critics would say describes the working relationship between Eminem and Dr. Dre. <br>

Most people put this moment as the begining of Eminem's Fall From Fame because for all his bitching about being bullied and made fun of while growing up as a [[Nerd|nerdy]] white kid in [[Detroit]] in his songs that he had to resort to [[bully|bullying]] the least threatening person at the VMAs.<br>

{{Quote|Keep booing, little girl. I will hit a man with glasses.|Eminem trying to look like a badass by threatening Moby}}

Probably the worst damage to Eminem's person, or rather his [[Internet Tough Guy|wannabe tough guy character]] came from Triumph The Insult Comic Dog (A.K.A. Robert Smigel) when it came out in role at a "Press Conference", on Conan O'Brian", wearing a neck brace after Eminem grabbed his head and pushed him away showing the world what a [[bitch]] Eminem really is by starting a feud that would last 3 years when he said, <br>

{{Quote|Everyone, please. Let's all try to be easy on Eminem. At the end of the day, he's just another white guy trying to make an honest living… stealing black people's music.|Triumph The Insult Comic Dog}}

Picking the least threatening people to feud with seems to be par-for-the-course with Eminem because before Moby and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, his first real big feud was with [[Spic|Christina Aguilera]] when in his shit-fest rhyme ''The Real Slim Shady'' he decided to tell her that he liked her by running up to her on the playground and punching her in the arm when he accused her of sucking off Carson Daly, to get her videoes into high rotation on MTV, and Fred Durst [[Just Because]] she's a whore and Fred has a dick.<br>

As most would expect, Eminem got his ass handed to him when Christina answered him back, using the same ''Slim Shady'' beat and said that he could be rapping about her sucking his dick if he could have lasted long enough for her to get his zipper down.<br>

This was mostly played off as a joke in the news and in entertainment magazines so nothing really came out of it. It's only after a history of watching Eminem going after some of the least likely people, mostly women, so he can call himself a bad ass, such as [[Pedophile|Michael Jackson]], [[Crazy|Mariah Carey]] and [[Scientology|Wil Smith]] that you start to see a pattern from him and that he's completely serious.<br>

==Controversy==
Due to his offensive, lulzy behavior, Eminem has naturally offended millions of people, mainly LGBT degenerates and [[Concerned Mother|Soccermoms]].

===Columbine Connection===
Yes, the soccermoms tried to fucking blame Eminem for [[Columbine]], despite the killers ([[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]) despising rap. Not backing down from the horde of suburban soccermoms, Eminem attacked them back, bringing in even moar controversy, repeatedly mentioning the killers, and using the butthurt to fuel his career, bringing in big bucks.

Several of his songs reference Columbine:

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====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q-NEHj0sPM#t=1m46s White America]====
White Am'''eric'''a,

I could be one of your kids,

white America,

little [[Eric Harris|Eric]] looks just like this.

====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWmG0ZsUAag#t=2m3s The Way I Am]====
And all of this '''controversy''' circles me

And it seems like the '''media''' immediately ''Points a finger at me''...

So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie

Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up

When you don't give a fuck, ''when you won't just put up''

With the bullshit they pull, 'cause they full of shit too

When a dude's getting '''bullied''' and '''[[School Shooting|shoots up his school]]'''

And they ''blame'' it on '''Marilyn'''... and the heroin, man,

Where were the parents at? And look where it's at

Middle America, now it's a '''tragedy'''

Now it's so sad to see, an [[Colorado|upper class city]]

''Having this happening''...

Then attack Eminem 'cause I rap this way...

====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adwTCJOz3rM#t=3m5s I'm Back]====
I take seven kids from Columbine,

stand 'em all in line

Add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9

A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine

And that's a whole ''school of bullies'' '''shot up''' all at one time!

[http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6685770/15-year-old-boy-arrested-instagram-eminem-im-back-lyrics-columbine-fresno Some kid] actually got v& IRL for posting these lyrics. Welcome to [[1984]], [[Americunts]].

====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQwm1Q4hh6w#t=3m2s Remember Me]====

Came home, and somebody musta broke in the back window

And stole two loaded machine guns

And both of my '''trenchcoats'''

Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes

Two kids, sixteen, with M-16's and ten clips each

And them shits reach through six kids each

And Slim gets ''blamed in Bill Clint's speech'' to fix these streets?

====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FweLI9SMcKo#t=3m49s D12: Revelations]====
Wait 'til school's over, pu-pil are people to shoot through

Kids goin cuckoo, with a two-two

Since my fame is this new dude, in this high school

Losin his noodle learn that people don't like you

The football jocks is, spittin on him

Popular kids in school is now '''pickin on him'''

Burn out youngsta niggaz now hittin on him

And his teacher in his english class keep flippin on him

And now he's grounded with no allowances

for drinkin forty ounces, cause he was caught by his counselors

And why the fuck I gotta ride the bench coach?

Already got expelled for wearin a '''trenchcoat'''

All I ever seen is.. {violence, violence}

Told me to keep silent, stepped back in my eyelids

It's apparent that my parents weren't parents at all

That's why I ''blew out my brains'' and '''murdered you all'''!

===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gav9SC8CIak#t=2m20 Death Threat]===
In one of Eminem's songs, "We As Americans", he rants about the decadent, dumb and degenerate society that was Bush-era America. A segment in the song has Eminem state:

Than making paper airplanes out of a twenty

Fuck money! I don't rap for [[Money|dead presidents]].

I'd rather see the [[W|president]] [[GTFO|*dead*]].

It's never been said, but I set precedents.

Apparently [[W]] thought it was such a big deal that he sent the Secret Service over to Eminem to harass and intimidate him.

===Homophobia===
Throughout his career, Eminem has insulted and trolled thousands of fags, all [[for the lulz]].

====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7b4Pkzlub8#t=1m Hate fags, the answer's yes]====
My words are like a ''dagger'' with a ''jagged'' edge

That'll ''stab'' you in the head, whether you're a ''fag'' or lez

Or a homosex, ''hermaph'' or a trans-a-vest

''Pants'' or dress, hate ''fags''? The ''answer's'' yes

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic

Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulgin'

That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em

They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!

===Anti-semitism===

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==Out of the Closet==
After decades of denial, Eminem finally came out of the closet live during an interview!

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===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVSJEnIrKnQ#t=26s Hector's rectum]===

It's my sector, [[homosexual]] dissector

Come again- rewind selector!

I said nice [[rectum]], I had a ''vasectomy'' hector

So you can't get ''pregnant'' if I '''bisexually wreck ya'''

Hannibal Lector into '''guy sex'''

and I bet ya I ''tantalize'' ya

in the less than five seconds I get ya

===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJOsjP33nF4#t=57s Fast Lane]===

So I'm thinking 'bout this nice, nice lady

Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Danish)

Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is

‘Cause she's kinda famous

And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this,

[[Nicki Minaj]], but I wanna stick my penis in your [[anus]]

===Cold Wind Blows===

You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah, struck a nerve

Sucker, motherfucker, might as well let my lips pucker

Like Elton John, ‘cause I'm just a mean cocksucker

I told you ain't no fuckin' way to shush me

Call me a faggot ‘cause I hate a pussy

===Fack===

I'm all outta gas, not so fast

Uh, your '''finger just went in my ass'''

Ow, that hurts, take it out now

Oh, wait a minute, '''ow, put it back in''', in-in-in

This '''don't mean I'm gay''', I don't like men

I like boobs, boobs, boobs

Now see that gerbil, grab that tube, '''shove it up my butt'''

Let that little rascal '''nibble on my asshole'''

Uhh, yeah, right there, right there

Ahh, I'm coming, oh, yeah

Fack, I just came again, okay, pull it out now

Oh, fuck yeah, wait, he's not out, he's still crawling around up there

Ow, fuck, I think it's stuck

Ow, but it feels so fucking good

Owwww, owwww, owwww (Oh, god damn!)

I'm gonna facking come! (Oh, shit!)

Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am!)

I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Ew, ew, ew, ew

==Daily Eminem Thread==
[[File:Typical_Eminem_related_post.png|thumb|A typical post in the Eminem thread]]
Daily Eminem Thread is either a [[thread]] where [[OP]] asks [[anons|people]]'s opinions on Eminem's music or a thread where they discuss spaghetti (see the section below). These threads [[nevar|rarely]] survive for more than a couple of hours. Contrary to their name, these threads are not made daily.{{citation needed}}

==Mom's Spaghetti Copypasta==
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>Be in school<br>
>Hot girl in front of me<br>
>She drops her pencil<br>
>She bends down to pick it up<br>
>She's not wearing panties<br>
>Turns around and looks at me<br>
>"Like what you see"?<br>
>Whole class goes "oooooooooh"<br>
>Palms are sweaty<br>
>Knees weak, arms are heavy<br>
>Vomit on my sweater already<br>
>Mom’s spaghetti
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<br /><small>([[Protip]] 4 [[You|newfags]]: [[copypasta|copy & paste]] it somewhere! [[sarcasm|Then you've finally done something you can REALLY be proud of.]])</small>

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==Eminem's new direction==
{{quote|1=It’s my artistic license to express myself. Last time I checked, Trump isn't an artist and doesn't have an artistic license. I'm not the fuckin' president.|2=[https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/magazine-feature/8095496/eminem-paul-rosenberg-interview-billboard-cover-story-2018 Eminem]|3=on [[Donald Trump|Donald Trump's]] lack of an artistic license}}

On October 19, [[2016]], Eminem released a shitty freestyle titled "Campaign Speech" in a desperate attempt to stay relevant and reclaim his self-declared title of "rap god". To help promote his latest album, the release date coincided with the third presidential debate and nineteen days before the [[2016 Election|presidential election]]; the main subject being politics, as if we didn't have enough of that shit. He throws many insults towards (or in wigger terminology, disses) [[Drumpf|Donald Trump]] and expresses devotion to many in the [[social justice]] crowd in order to appease his new fanbase. Eminem [[trying too hard|tries hard]] to interject socially relevant commentary, the end result being 8 minutes of simply rhyming with numerous two dollar words that don't make any logical sense with one another. Naturally this track was well received by [[William Atchison|his old fanbase]], which was expecting more rapping about slapping a bitch, and other themes relevant to [[Niggers|persons of color]].

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{{quote|You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch / A doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic / Bitch, get to massagin' this dick! / Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick}}

===Trump Diss===
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In October of 2017 Eminem's media marketing handlers decided to have their little dancing monkey do a freestyle rap video on BET as a means of promoting his upcoming album. The video features Marsha Mathers like you've never seen <s>him</s> her before, all cucked up by the media and raggin like a little bitch about how Trump has got his tranny panties all up in a twist. The video covered many poorly rhymed topics, from accosting Trump with a coffee pot to snickering about his skin color. Apparently Marsha doesn't know that orange is the new black and his rhymes are all whack...<br><br>

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He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out<br>
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now<br>
YouTube censors gotta cuck this cash cow<br>
Snap back to marketing, oh there goes some lyrics<br>
Oh, there goes more, gotta keep this Mathers muzzled<br>
He's gagged so bad, but he can't give up the money, not now<br>
Can't be controversial when you're owned by Universal<br>
Shits unfunny, Rabbit's lookin like the Easter Bunny<br><br>

Seriously though, that was just sad. It's like he wasn't even trying. No rhyme, no flow, just choppy drunken angry doubt from some has-been sellout bitchin like some pussy little girl scout. Runnin at the mouth, talkin smack with his crappy Trump rap, tryin to make some fat stacks with weak ass slap backs. We won't hold back as we verbally attack, words like an Amtrak, goin clickity-clack, on over his back, he's catching flak, jackin for corporate crack in some old shack, tryin to hack up a comeback, the slack witted megalomaniac, have some more negative feedback...<br><br>

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Oh shi- everyone's slappin a bitch!

===Eminem's 2017 Flopback===
On November 10th Eminem dropped his first track in years and, well, it falls pretty flat...

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With Beyoncé as backdrop instead of beats it creates an oddly disjunctive sounding mess of what can best be described as "church rap" or "gospel rap", further cemented by the constant Christian quote whoring. It's meandering musical apathy, like an animal nonchalantly shitting onto a piano at random, it has no catch, no distinctive melody or entrancing tune to tell it apart from any other lackluster, easy listening languish wailing in the wait time of a tiring call as your life is put on hold. On the whole it sounds like something you'd hear at your local Church to try and recruit troubled black youth on over to Jesus. There's no flavor to it, no bite, no spice, no bitch slap of salty counter-culture crass clapping back across the masses.

Tragically the only thing we've learned from watching Eminem's career and listening to his music over the past twenty some odd years is that drugs and alcohol may not actually be such bad choices after all, at least from a creative perspective... in fact they might actually be necessary in order to produce outstanding art.

==Quotes==
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|My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him.|Another actual Eminem quote, as well as [[proof]] that he is in [[fact]] a [[bastard]].|Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.|Eminem, coming clean|Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.|[[Truth]]|I always wished for this, but it's almost turning into more of a nightmare than a dream.|Eminem|I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it.|Sadly, [[Soccermoms]] are incapable of processing this information.|It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.|Most parents who blame him for their children's behavior, never properly parented said children in the first place.|Yeah, I did see where the people dissing me were coming from. But, it's like, anything that happened in the past between black and white, I can't really speak on it, because I wasn't there. I don't feel like me being born the color I am makes me any less of a person.|[[Redundant|Liberal faggots]] would beg to differ.|My thing is this; if I'm sick enough to think it, then I'm sick enough to say it.|Eminem|There was a while when I was feeling like, 'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go through all this'.|Racial [[Irony]] of the modern, leftist-created world.|I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.|Eminem|I was a smart kid, but I hated school.|I'm sure [[You]] can relate.|Anything I've ever said, I certainly was feeling at the time.|Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes.|I didn't just invent saying offensive things.|You made a career out of it! Congratulations!}}

==Gallery==

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File:EminemDavidDuke.png|[[David Duke]] calls him out
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File:Mandms.jpg|Get redpilled
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File:EminemSS.jpg|Eminem is a NAZI
File:EminemTrannyy.jpg|And a tranny
File:EminemDistorted.jpg
File:Eminem4chanconspiratard.png|Chantard's batshit insane theory
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==See also==
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*[[Detroit]] - Shit hole where he grew up
*[[Elton John]] - Sucked him off to get Sir Elton to perform ''Stan'' with him at the 2001 VMAs
*[[Hopsin]] - A more shittier Eminem as a [[juggalo]]. Speaking of...
*[[Insane Clown Posse]] - more wigger rappers from Detroit, they were in a beef with Em once
*[[Murder]] - How come no one ever kills the sucky rappers
*[[Rap]]
*[[Sminem]] - One of his fans
*[[Snoop Dogg]] - Ripped off P-Funk's Atomic Dog. Should be shot for this reason alone.
*[[Tom Green]] - My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
*[[Tupac]]
*[[Weird Al Yankovic|White And Nerdy]] - Face it, this is Eminem
*[[White Devils]] - the only ones who listen to him
*[[Wigger]]

==Not to be confused with==
*[[Edarem]] -undead pedo from Channel 9
*[[Slim Shady]] -the the better version of him

==External links==
*[http://eminem.com Official Website]
*{{wikilink|Eminem}}

===Lyrics===
*[http://www.azlyrics.com/e/eminem.html Eminem lyrics at azlyrics.com]
*[http://lyricsmusic.name/eminem-lyrics/ Eminem lyrics at lyricsmusic.name]
*[http://genius.com/artists/Eminem Eminem lyrics at genius.com]

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Tom Green

2026-06-14T20:33:56Z

Couscous:

[[File:TG IRC Logo.png|center|You know what to do...]]

[[Image:Tomsup.jpg|thumb|right|Tom Green has been going to [[4chan]] longer than you.]]

[[Image:Tom-Green_who_was_pizza.png|thumb|Tom gets [[Raid|a token]] of /b/'s appreciation.]]

[[Image:Tombreakdown.gif|thumb|right|Tom Green's house on a good night.]]

'''Tom Green''' is a Canadian-born, [[batshit]] insane Los Angeles-based comedian and innovator of [[lulz]], [[hell|going through a period of hell no performing artist would ever wish for themselves]]. Once a favorite of [[MTV]]-watching [[13-year-old boys]] and [[Tom Anderson|Drag Queens]], Green demoted himself, through frustration of being a terminal [[fail]] with Hollywood, to performing his comedy on the internets, being invited warmly by /[[b/tards]]. He is famous for marrying [[celebrity|Drew Barrymore]], and for divorcing her four months later. Green also [[rap|performs hip-hop]] even though he is, by all accounts, [[Canada|Canadian]].

Green is also the last comedian to let [[cancer]] pwn his comedy career since the late [[Bill Hicks]]. During his time battling what became known as "The Cancer Ball Scare", Hollywood believed he was stricken with AIDS, and wanted nothing to do with him anymore. Since then, he has broken his leg in a Hollywood Hills skateboarding accident, published an autobiography that no one bought, and kept plugging along with his Internet TV show [[asspie|without a clue on how to market it better]], despite the A-list guests/friends he invited to his house for his show. He pathetically streams his Internet talk show from his own living room since no major media market has the [[ball|balls]] to put up any more money for Green, but are more than willing to support others who fail harder than Chevy Chase trying to be Johnny Carson.

Green is currently doing [[hookers and blow]] with [[Carson Daly]], thus leaving his internet show open to memes and hackers.

Tom Green raids can be found on [[Tomgreen|#tomgreen]] and [[4chan]] and are mostly carried out by individuals who are butthurt that Green has achieved [[Winnar|success]] as a glorified [[attention whore]], whilst they still toil in their parents' basement.

==Tom Green Show (Original)==
[[Image:Tom1992.jpg|thumb|Tom Green circa 1992. Note the full head of hair.]]
[[Image:TomGreenusualexpression.jpg|thumb|Tom Green having a seizure.]]

Done back in his native homeland of [[Canada|Canadia]], Tom Green started his show in 1994 on public access. It predated and was the main source of theft for ''[[Jackass]]''. This show actually kicked a lot of serious ass, as Tom was once an [[IRL troll]] extraordinaire. Tom did crazy shit like slicing a rotting raccoon in half with a chainsaw in front of a live audience. The show featured a lot of content that would be censored in any other country such as [[Furry|bestiality]], and [[South Park|swearing]]. Other [[I did it for the lulz|lulz maneuvers]] of this show included:
*Sucking on cow udders [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjO4vk6sGWQ]
*Humping dead animals [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ERDL0BxRXQ]
*Creating statues of his father beating/anally raping his mother [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ9iqKuu0bE]
*Pissing off soccer moms by stealing the ball [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4D4V9dkoxc]
*Saving his parents from a fire at 3 in the morning [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10nkDmJhHDw]
*Turning his dad's car into "The Slutmobile" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMBtvkA7aQ]
*Making fun of cripples [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dOJVKEnuvI]
*Fucking with the intercom in stores [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IjT5Q12lvc]
*Attempting to play baseball encased in a bubble [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgQgiVRsuLc]

Tom often created alter egos to do a variety of fucking [[awesome]] things:
*Homeboy - A wigger who took an ax to a cow's head and proceeded to shuck the brains out with his bare hands to make a brain boat in a segment aptly titled "Cow Brain Boat". [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18I0oer-mco]
*Burning Feet Man - A superhero who had a gasoline accident and decided to help mankind with his newfound power as a guide and beacon to the average citizen. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf_0l3z8UMA]
*Hockey Guy - A man who took his ice hockey to the street in full equipment, pissing off [[retard|little skater faggots]] and making them squeak, "What's wrong with you!?" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y24meE7Jrc]
*Cumdumpster - A woman trying to improve herself with various skin creams and inspiring young people all over. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDYObC7B7kU]
*Scuba-Hood - A professional diver who works for the bank, stealing change from the poor (mall fountains) and giving it to the rich (the bank). [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfKcHb7H3I8]

===Horse===
During one episode, Tom Green put on a rubber [[horse]] head creating a legendary meme.
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==His Monotonically Decreasing Career==

===Tom Green Show ([[MTV]] version)===
He was picked up by SUPER-COOL XTREME [[MTV]] and moved his show to [[America]] in 1999. Unfortunately this show turned out to be a stripped down, censored, and basically fagged up version of the original.

===The New Tom Green Show===
Now if the MTV version wasn't shitty enough, he made a "New" show, which was his lame ass attempt at a talk show. Was probably ''the'' most [[unfunny]] show since ''[[Seinfeld]]''. This is when Tom Green took a major nosedive.

===Cancer===
When the [[EFG|epic fail gods]] were about to descend upon him and put the [[banhammer]] on his show, Tom Green took drastic measures. In order to generate more lulz, he put his nutsack in a microwave. He did this so he could get [[cancer]] and televise it, since [[Old meme|cancer was funny as hell]]. However, this stunt [[failed]] as [[EPIC|hard]] as his marriage to Drew Barrymore did, so that [[2007|today]] [[Mr. T|we pity the]] kids with cancer for reminding us of Tom Green.

===Marriage to Drew Barrymore===
Green's marriage to [[dyke|Barrymore]] was doomed from the start. Her asshole Hollywood friends ([[celebrity|particularly her ''Charlie's Angels'' castmates]]) frequently snubbed Tom, Barrymore's erratic behavior was never full of [[lulz]], and the coup de gras, a tabloid blurb of Drew liplocking a [[dyke|whore]] threw their relationship into complete [[fail|divorce fail]]. Of course, Barrymore is not totally to blame, since Green was being too much of a cancerous-ball [[asspie]] to notice the [[whore|damaged goods]] he was banging.

*''Mathematicians have argued that since he contracted cancer before he married Drew Barrymore that this period of his career was not truly monotonically decreasing. However, later calculations determined that marrying Drew Barrymore is indeed worse than contracting cancer, within a insignificant margin of error.'''

On August 26, 2008, at 2:10 PM EST, Tom (yes, the real Tom) posted the following message on the drewbarrymore.com forums:

{{quote|Hey gang. I posted a nice email here yesterday, but I guess it got deleted? I was just popping by to say how glad I am to see Drew on the web! I am myself really into the web. Just wanted to send some positive energy this way to all you Drew fans! I hope you guys and gals are all having a wonderful day!

Tom Green}}

==Tom Green's House Tonight==

[[Image:TGPRTYHRD.gif|thumb|right|[[Party_Hard|PARTY HARD!]]]]

No longer a [[mainstream]] celebrity, Tom is now playing the [[Internet celebrity]] game by inviting his famous friends, washed-up celebrities and A-list stars (who always seem to feel out of place or jolted by having a talk-show backdrop in the middle of a living room) to appear on his show, which has produced a number of [[lulz]].

[[Image:TomgreenNYPA.jpg|thumb|left|Anonymous calls Tom out on his faggotry.]]

In August 2008 Tom, desperate for ratings, decided it was a [[Lame|good idea]] to incessantly beg viewers to call and/or text their friends and get them to also tune in to his show. Many anons saw this for what it was: a [[Personal_army|personal army]] request, and had no qualms about spamming his email page with [[Copypasta|copypasta]] informing Tom that [[STFU|the internet is not his personal ratings army.]]

===ACHTUNG===
Tom always makes people wait for his show using an "Achtung" screen.

During this period of time, Victor starts playing Duran Duran, NIN and Nigger Music™. Frustratingly, Victor always puts up the "Achtung" screen 1-17 hours before the show actually starts. It is rumored that during that period of time Victor rapes Asian men that he [[Josef_Fritzl|keeps in his basement.]]

==How To Sound Like A Sketchy, Insincere, [[Newfag|Prankster]]==
This is a short lists of tips on how to ensure that Tom Green hangs up before you can possibly say anything of [[lulz|value or importance]].
* Say "uhh" between words, uhh, in awkward places.
* Ask a bullshit attempt at a sincere question, you might as well have trolled.
* Act nervous (like stage fright nervous, not starstruck nervous).
* Immediately jump into your question, without the normal pleasantries, talk as quickly as possible!
* Yell something [[meme|retarded]] the second he says "Hello, you're on the air!"
**This makes it exponentially harder for subsequent callers to gain Tom Green's trust. Way to be a team player, guy!

==Infamous List of Tom Green Raids==

[[Image:Tom4chan.jpg|thumb|left|Tom on [[4chan]].]]

===08/16/06 Raid===
On 08/16/06, the [[/b/tards]] invaded Tom Green's call in show. Tom Green held up a sheet of paper reading '''B''' and put on an afro wig to accompany his suit. He also endured an hour of [[Desu]] spamming, "[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006|Pool's Closed]]", and "do a barrel roll!", all of which are popular [[4chan]] [[memes]].

By the end of the show however, Green had had enough. He joined his guest in announcing "thanks to you assholes this will no longer be a call in show". The show immediately following Green, "Girl Talk", was also completely ruined by [[B|/b/]]. They were bombarded for three hours with "Osaka porn", "barrel roll", [[desu]] [[spam]], "[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|shoop da whoop]]" and other such [[memes]] that never were very funny anyway.

====Aftermath====
The "raids" were met with mixed feelings on [[B|/b/]], there were those who were [[lol]]ling out loud, and then there were those who criticized the action in a desperate attempt to uphold the [[B|/b/]] SUPER SEKRET ELITE clique environment.

===07/12/07 - /b/reaking news!===
At 2AM EST on 7/12/07, Tom held the ''Tom Green Show'' "in the middle of the night" version. This followed a show the previous day where he hocked off a bunch of junk on eBay, then [[woman|PMS'd]] at his camera operator before ending the show half an hour early. Tom appeared [[drunk]] and spent half the show ducking behind his desk and trying to [[wigger|rap]]. He got one prank call and afterwards was literally screaming "[[Do a barrel roll|BARREL ROLL]]" and "[[Mudkip|MUDKLIFFS]]" at every caller. Evidently, he plans to hold late-night shows semi-regularly, and no trace of the show exists on his site.

===06/03/08 - [[Gentlemen]]===

[[Image:Tom Green Sup b.jpg|thumb|left]]

On 6/3/08 at approximately 1:04 AM Eastern Tom Green was "performing a [[meme|meem]]" when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood, he performed the gentlemen "meem" flawlessly, but got in one little fight and his producer got scared when someone called him a fat nigger six times, and Tom again behaved like a pussy saying such lulzy phrases as, "I like meems," "meems are not cool after that," "[[shit nobody cares about|You try to help people out, you screw around with someone that likes meems and whatever..........]]" Lulz most certainly ensued and whoever performed this raid should be congratulated.

<s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVwT1KAQiJs</s> BALEETED. <br>
<center>'''SKIP TO 0:20'''</center>
<center><youtube>s8VWuXjWgU4</youtube></center><br>

Another [[dildo|Substitute]] vid for when Tom gets [[butthurt]] and [[DMCA]] everything on [[jewtube]], [[typical|again]]. [http://www.vidoemo.com/yvideo.php?i=YjMtYTBncWuRpZ0hLRDg&mad-tom-green-is-mad '''SKIP TO 6:20'''] <br>

===06/17/08 - DICK-ROLL'D===
On 6/17/08 at approximately 1:57 AM Eastern Tom Green met a 19 year-old caller on Skype with his brother playing WOW. Tom eventually gained the caller's trust and decided to let him stay on the air and let some callers in. The first caller shouted, a "meme" which is frowned upon in the #tomgreen community, "FAT NIGGER, FAT NIGGER..." The second caller asked him about a time when a snake bit Tom Green and he did a barrel roll. Right after Tom Green responded to the third caller, the Skype caller put on a [[Guy Fawkes]] mask and eventually started to [[fap]] on camera. Tom immediately shat bricks after spotting the mask. Also Tom got severely butthurt over a caller inquiring about Drew Barrymore. It is rumored he became [[An Hero]] by overdose after hearing of this and Victor will be taking over the show. Unfortunately, this is unlikely, as he has recently resurfaced from his living room to appear on NBC.

<s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHUSLT3VWMEs</s> BALEETED. <br>
===03/02/09 - Pizza Day===

[[Image:Dominoes.jpg|thumb|left|Fuck yeah, Domino's Pizza Tracker!]]

[[Image:receipt.jpg|thumb|right|Ordering pizza is fun.]]

On March 2nd, 2009, Tom Green decided to order pizza for his friends [[faggot|David Faustino and Corin Nemec]] from Pizzaland. #[[tomgreen]] quickly decided to order [[over 9000|a few]] pizzas, with a total cost of $79, to his house address. Tom receives the shitload of pizza live on his show and he begins to shit brix and claim that he never ordered the pizzas. But Tom, acknowledging this pranks high level of win, decides to eventually pay for and eat the pizza anyway.

* '''Call to Pizzaland:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI9Xj-lI2T4]

'''Tom's reaction:'''
<s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGYNOmdfNz8</s> BALEETED. <br>
===3/30/09 to 4/01/09 - Tom's Countertroll or Mental Breakdown?===

Starting on Monday. March 30th, Tom Green's House took an odd twist, involving extended sessions of piercing, atonal saxophone playing. The first night was a successful troll on Tom Green's part, he essentially tricked hundreds of viewers into watching/listening with the expectation that he was would stop and take calls. The real surprise came the next day when he did it all over again, this time ending with Mr. Green screaming obscenities to the effect of "[[ALL CAPS|I DON'T GIVE A FUCK]]". And again the next day, this time with accompanied by a [[shit nobody cares about|drummer from some band]]...

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This caused much speculation as to why Tom Green would sabotage his own show, seeing as he just added a pay service and is obviously hurting for subscribers. The general consensus among anon is that he is trolling and/or driving the would be "prankers" away, though the video suggests that Tom Green has simply gone the way of the batshit insane. TG may win this round, but just how long can he fuck his show up before he alienates the few people that actually give a shit. Time will tell.

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===04/16/09 - Sushi bomb===

April 16th was looking to be a uneventful, skype-free day at Tom Green's House, TG had a small circle of friends on the show, including Warren G, a fatter version of Rob Schneider, a Bob Marley wannabe, and a fat nigger dubbed "saftey [sic] nigger". Everyone was drinking, Tom Green was singing karaoke, and the show went on commercial break every five fucking minutes, needless to say, Anon's morale was low.

Finally, hope appeared in the form of a [[tripfag]] named "[[User_talk:BBQ|BBQ]]" who said that he had ordered $450+ of sushi to Tom Green's house, and gave an ETA of 45 mins. Well, about 45 minutes later and still no sushi, with Tom Green taking breaks between every shitty karaoke song, anon was afraid that BBQ was an epic troll or the sushi would arrive while they were on break. TG kept saying goodbye to everyone and the show seemed to be over when Tom was mysteriously called to the front door. Anon collectively shat a brick whilst the whores and some douchebag continued dancing around to Guns and Roses. Then it appeared, a conspicuous cart was wheeled into Tom's hallway and the show was cut short without explanation. Everyone congratulated BBQ and plenty of screencaps, audio clips, and a video rapidshit were posted to Ebaums/IRC. An audio clip of Doctor_Mudkip calling the sushi place after the sushi had arrived was later posted, proving BBQ was not a troll, and that sushi is [[SERIOUS BUSINESS]].

About an hour later, TG reappeared wearing a pauper's hat and eating a [[cheeseburger]]. It appeared that he was not disturbed in the least by the sushi-bomb (which he did not mention), the [[Happycat|cheeseburger]] was evidence to the fact that he [[FAIL|did not end up paying for it]]. TG continued performing some more horrible karaoke, said he would take some calls (which he didn't), then took "a break". This break turned into a show's over when Hal started the video loop back up...

[http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=6ghpox&s=5 Crappy Quality, Sorry Guise - BBQ]

[[Image:Sushi_Call_Aftermath.ogg]] Call that went down afterwords - Doctor_Mudkip
<center><gallery>
Image:Tom Greens sushi cart.png|The cart in question.
Image:Drunk tom green.png|Tom's reappearance
Image:Tom Greens karaoke night.png|I did it maaaaiii wwwwaaaayyyy.
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===4/21/09 - Tom get Meatspinned===

Someone looped some stickam camwhore on their skype feed, switched it to meatspin as soon as tom green answered the call.

<center><gallery>
Image:Tomgreen meatspin.png|Huh?
Image:Tomgreen meatspin2.png|Not sure if want?
Image:Tomgreen final meatspin.png|God damn it Hal, Turn it off!
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===8/20/09 - Birthday Ladderroll===

Tom was going to kickstart his birthday by hosting an episode with a new developed "Skype Machine Team". Threads and irc channels were made on how people were going to troll his show, but only a few anons got through. The first offered to sing the fat nigger song, and the third chose to take a bath and gargle cum while on the air. The second anon however, Richard Waxner, was awarded nine internets and a nomination for troll of the year for putting on a charade for five minutes, and then masturbating on a ladder.

<center><youtube>mUCyHv3HtpM</youtube></center>

==Tom's Legal Reaction==
After being bombarded by pizza men, strippers, hookers, and most importantly [[faggot|people from Craigslist]] Tom Green decided to use [[internet law|legal action]] against [[4chan]]. He also claims to know about your [[IP address|HTML address]] and has hired several [[FBI|computer forensics]] personnel to help [[homosexuality|cleanse his show]].

{{quote|Also to the prankers out there. A quick note I wanted to pass along. I like you guys and your attitude. But anything that goes too far will be addressed legally. We have already been in touch with the Cyber crimes division of the FBI and we have a computer forensics expert now on the case. Any threats or illegal behavior will be prosecuted to the fullest extent. And guess what?! We are now able to obtain anybodies IP address. Even on supposed websites where you think those IP addresses are blocked... guess what? They are not. So lets keep it cool and have some fun, because I really don't want anyone to get into trouble because of our little show. I know sometimes when you are young you can end up making decisions in the moment that you later regret. Consider it a warning. We have a very serious computer forensics team on the case starting today. You will be found and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Keep it cool. Go prank CSpan and send me the tape. You guys rock! All of you! Even the guys at /B/... I love you guys. Funny shit.

TG}}

'''Tom Green's full blog post:''' [http://tomgreen.com/blog/?post=650]

== Tom vs [[The Donald|Don]] ==

[[Image:Tom's super ceral Outfit.jpg|thumb|right|Tom's super cereal outfit.]]

As of [[Last Thursday]] Tom tried to be a [[Uber|Super]] [[Awesome]] business guy on [[The Donald]]'s [[Fail|Epic]] show ''The Celebrity Apprentice''. Tom Epically Failed at this job and was [[OMGWTFBBQ|fired]].

Tom was supposed to lead a team on selling wedding dresses, but he thought that that was [[Why So Serious?|too cereal]], [[Faggot|and decided to wear the dresses instead]]. He was also supposed to lead a team of half-wits in decorating an empty room. The only black person on the team thought the only reasonable thing to do was invite some [[Hookers]] to the scene and eat fried chickens all day. Meanwhile, an [[Dyke|All Female]] team was selling All of the shit the Don told them to sell. Unfortunately the Don was still mad they got out of the kitchen, and gave them a good old fashioned pimp slap for it.

At the end of the day, the Don Evaluated the two teams. The [[women|wymen's]] team sold [[over 9000]] dollars worth of wedding dresses to [[Fat]][[Stupid]][[Americunt]]s. While the [[Otherkin|men's]] team sold under 90,000 dollars worth of silly cloth. The Wymen [[PARTY HARD|celebrated]] in the kitchen, while the men were in [[OH NOES|"The Board Room"]]. Tom knew he was going to be fired, so he blamed the only nigger on the team. They had a not so epic battle of fisty-cuffs, and in the end, [[Obama|the nigger won]]. Tom [[BAW|frowns]] on his [[EPIC FAIL|epic failure]], while the Don and the Nigra party with the Hookers that were seen earlier in the show. And nothing of importance was lost.[http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00022791.html]

===Tom Green's Resultant Butthurt===

The week immediately following the airing of ''[[Shit nobody cares about|Celebrity Apprentice]]'' was a bitter one. Tom Green asked [[Over 9000|all]] of his callers whether they watched [[No|Celebrity Apprentice]]. The callers hesitantly [[Liar|said "Yes"]] (and thought, "No, we're not a bunch of [[Irony|faggots]]"). This would immediately send Tom on a [[RAGE|level-headed, dignified monologue]] concerning [[BAWWWWW|his feelings]] about the show and its participants. He thanked the callers for calling, even though they didn't say anything, then continued to call [[The Donald|everyone associated with the show]] big meanies. His rant [[Large Hadron Collider|built up velocity without really going anywhere]], it reached its apex when he begin asking callers if they would let Jesse James give them a rimjob "cause that's what he does, [[amirite|right?]]" At this point Tom Green realized that he had made a royal ass of himself. He then addressed the camera, said he was just joking, and pleaded with Jesse James not to kill him...

Until he eventually started talking about it again and the embarrassing cycle began again, ad infinitum. No Tom, "rimjob" is only funny because it is offensive, it's over man, just let it go.

'''PROTIP:''' TOM ENJOYS TALKING ABOUT THIS!!! CALL HIM AND [[Troll|TELL]] HIM YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER.

==Videos==

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==Gallery==
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==A Few Recorded Calls==

===Tom Green Show===
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CaYzsQ0fkY&feature=related] [[bullshit|Tony Hawk did a barrel roll]]
*[http://s256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/BlueKewne/Tom%20Green%20Show/?action=view&current=TomGreen4chan.flv] Madness? THIS! IS! 4CHAAAAAN!
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWA2z_KvBHk] <s>Tom Green gets goatse'd. <-- Pause at 1:07. How the fuck has [[JewTube|YouTube]] not removed this yet?</s> BALEETED.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouENoxLU7Jg] <s>Goatse'd again. Same thing, different anon.</s> BALEETED.
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=8CiBCetM3b4] <s>Tom Green gets called a fat nigger, ends the show and says, and I quote, "No one will evar hear this, nevar again!!"</s> BALEETED AGAIN
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv_Bst6eoaQ] Tom butthurt level reaches under 9,000 and threatens to take the prank callers to COURT.

===Girltalk===

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwTocc_rXZ8]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m3vQkdzky4] - For some reason, it hasn't been deleted.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeV4H3i7eMI]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4pu4ThWJ_0]
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=k0axle Some more archived Girl Talk raids]

==Links==
*[irc://irc.rizon.net/tomgreen The official Tom Green internets channel]
*[http://www.TomGreen.com Tom Green's Internet TV site and XXX gay porn]
*{{Wikilink|Tom_Green_(polygamist)|Tom Green's Wikipedia article}} - According to TOW, he married a 13 year old girl, got her pregnant before she turned 14, and Tom Green was convicted of child rape.

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Tom Green

2026-06-14T20:33:40Z

Couscous:

[[File:TG IRC Logo.png|center|You know what to do...]]

[[Image:Tomsup.jpg|thumb|right|Tom Green has been going to [[4chan]] longer than you.]]

[[Image:Tom-Green_who_was_pizza.png|thumb|Tom gets [[Raid|a token]] of /b/'s appreciation.]]

[[Image:Tombreakdown.gif|thumb|right|Tom Green's house on a good night.]]

'''Tom Green''' is a Canadian-born, [[batshit]] insane Los Angeles-based comedian and innovator of [[lulz]], [[hell|going through a period of hell no performing artist would ever wish for themselves]]. Once a favorite of [[MTV]]-watching [[13-year-old boys]] and [[Tom Anderson|Drag Queens]], Green demoted himself, through frustration of being a terminal [[fail]] with Hollywood, to performing his comedy on the internets, being invited warmly by /[[b/tards]]. He is famous for marrying [[celebrity|Drew Barrymore]], and for divorcing her four months later. Green also [[rap|performs hip-hop]] even though he is, by all accounts, [[Canada|Canadian]].

Green is also the last comedian to let [[cancer]] pwn his comedy career since the late [[Bill Hicks]]. During his time battling what became known as "The Cancer Ball Scare", Hollywood believed he was stricken with AIDS, and wanted nothing to do with him anymore. Since then, he has broken his leg in a Hollywood Hills skateboarding accident, published an autobiography that no one bought, and kept plugging along with his Internet TV show [[asspie|without a clue on how to market it better]], despite the A-list guests/friends he invited to his house for his show. He pathetically streams his Internet talk show from his own living room since no major media market has the [[ball|balls]] to put up any more money for Green, but are more than willing to support others who fail harder than Chevy Chase trying to be Johnny Carson.

Green is currently doing [[hookers and blow]] with [[Carson Daly]], thus leaving his internet show open to memes and hackers.

Tom Green raids can be found on [[Tomgreen|#tomgreen]] and [[4chan]] and are mostly carried out by individuals who are butthurt that Green has achieved [[Winnar|success]] as a glorified [[attention whore]], whilst they still toil in their parents' basement.

==Tom Green Show (Original)==
[[Image:Tom1992.jpg|thumb|Tom Green circa 1992. Note the full head of hair.]]
[[Image:TomGreenusualexpression.jpg|thumb|Tom Green having a seizure.]]

Done back in his native homeland of [[Canada|Canadia]], Tom Green started his show in 1994 on public access. It predated and was the main source of theft for ''[[Jackass]]''. This show actually kicked a lot of serious ass, as Tom was once an [[IRL troll]] extraordinaire. Tom did crazy shit like slicing a rotting raccoon in half with a chainsaw in front of a live audience. The show featured a lot of content that would be censored in any other country such as [[Furry|bestiality]], and [[South Park|swearing]]. Other [[I did it for the lulz|lulz maneuvers]] of this show included:
*Sucking on cow udders [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjO4vk6sGWQ]
*Humping dead animals [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ERDL0BxRXQ]
*Creating statues of his father beating/anally raping his mother [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ9iqKuu0bE]
*Pissing off soccer moms by stealing the ball [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4D4V9dkoxc]
*Saving his parents from a fire at 3 in the morning [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10nkDmJhHDw]
*Turning his dad's car into "The Slutmobile" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMBtvkA7aQ]
*Making fun of cripples [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dOJVKEnuvI]
*Fucking with the intercom in stores [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IjT5Q12lvc]
*Attempting to play baseball encased in a bubble [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgQgiVRsuLc]

Tom often created alter egos to do a variety of fucking [[awesome]] things:
*Homeboy - A wigger who took an ax to a cow's head and proceeded to shuck the brains out with his bare hands to make a brain boat in a segment aptly titled "Cow Brain Boat". [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18I0oer-mco]
*Burning Feet Man - A superhero who had a gasoline accident and decided to help mankind with his newfound power as a guide and beacon to the average citizen. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf_0l3z8UMA]
*Hockey Guy - A man who took his ice hockey to the street in full equipment, pissing off [[retard|little skater faggots]] and making them squeak, "What's wrong with you!?" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y24meE7Jrc]
*Cumdumpster - A woman trying to improve herself with various skin creams and inspiring young people all over. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDYObC7B7kU]
*Scuba-Hood - A professional diver who works for the bank, stealing change from the poor (mall fountains) and giving it to the rich (the bank). [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfKcHb7H3I8]

===Horse===
During one episode, Tom Green put on a rubber [[horse]] head creating a legendary meme.
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==His Monotonically Decreasing Career==

===Tom Green Show ([[MTV]] version)===
He was picked up by SUPER-COOL XTREME [[MTV]] and moved his show to [[America]] in 1999. Unfortunately this show turned out to be a stripped down, censored, and basically fagged up version of the original.

===The New Tom Green Show===
Now if the MTV version wasn't shitty enough, he made a "New" show, which was his lame ass attempt at a talk show. Was probably ''the'' most [[unfunny]] show since ''[[Seinfeld]]''. This is when Tom Green took a major nosedive.

===Cancer===
When the [[EFG|epic fail gods]] were about to descend upon him and put the [[banhammer]] on his show, Tom Green took drastic measures. In order to generate more lulz, he put his nutsack in a microwave. He did this so he could get [[cancer]] and televise it, since [[Old meme|cancer was funny as hell]]. However, this stunt [[failed]] as [[EPIC|hard]] as his marriage to Drew Barrymore did, so that [[2007|today]] [[Mr. T|we pity the]] kids with cancer for reminding us of Tom Green.

===Marriage to Drew Barrymore===
Green's marriage to [[dyke|Barrymore]] was doomed from the start. Her asshole Hollywood friends ([[celebrity|particularly her ''Charlie's Angels'' castmates]]) frequently snubbed Tom, Barrymore's erratic behavior was never full of [[lulz]], and the coup de gras, a tabloid blurb of Drew liplocking a [[dyke|whore]] threw their relationship into complete [[fail|divorce fail]]. Of course, Barrymore is not totally to blame, since Green was being too much of a cancerous-ball [[asspie]] to notice the [[whore|damaged goods]] he was banging.

*''Mathematicians have argued that since he contracted cancer before he married Drew Barrymore that this period of his career was not truly monotonically decreasing. However, later calculations determined that marrying Drew Barrymore is indeed worse than contracting cancer, within a insignificant margin of error.'''

On August 26, 2008, at 2:10 PM EST, Tom (yes, the real Tom) posted the following message on the drewbarrymore.com forums:

{{quote|Hey gang. I posted a nice email here yesterday, but I guess it got deleted? I was just popping by to say how glad I am to see Drew on the web! I am myself really into the web. Just wanted to send some positive energy this way to all you Drew fans! I hope you guys and gals are all having a wonderful day!

Tom Green}}

==Tom Green's House Tonight==

[[Image:TGPRTYHRD.gif|thumb|right|[[Party_Hard|PARTY HARD!]]]]

No longer a [[mainstream]] celebrity, Tom is now playing the [[Internet celebrity]] game by inviting his famous friends, washed-up celebrities and A-list stars (who always seem to feel out of place or jolted by having a talk-show backdrop in the middle of a living room) to appear on his show, which has produced a number of [[lulz]].

[[Image:TomgreenNYPA.jpg|thumb|left|Anonymous calls Tom out on his faggotry.]]

In August 2008 Tom, desperate for ratings, decided it was a [[Lame|good idea]] to incessantly beg viewers to call and/or text their friends and get them to also tune in to his show. Many anons saw this for what it was: a [[Personal_army|personal army]] request, and had no qualms about spamming his email page with [[Copypasta|copypasta]] informing Tom that [[STFU|the internet is not his personal ratings army.]]

===ACHTUNG===
Tom always makes people wait for his show using an "Achtung" screen.

During this period of time, Victor starts playing Duran Duran, NIN and Nigger Music™. Frustratingly, Victor always puts up the "Achtung" screen 1-17 hours before the show actually starts. It is rumored that during that period of time Victor rapes Asian men that he [[Josef_Fritzl|keeps in his basement.]]

==How To Sound Like A Sketchy, Insincere, [[Newfag|Prankster]]==
This is a short lists of tips on how to ensure that Tom Green hangs up before you can possibly say anything of [[lulz|value or importance]].
* Say "uhh" between words, uhh, in awkward places.
* Ask a bullshit attempt at a sincere question, you might as well have trolled.
* Act nervous (like stage fright nervous, not starstruck nervous).
* Immediately jump into your question, without the normal pleasantries, talk as quickly as possible!
* Yell something [[meme|retarded]] the second he says "Hello, you're on the air!"
**This makes it exponentially harder for subsequent callers to gain Tom Green's trust. Way to be a team player, guy!

==Infamous List of Tom Green Raids==

[[Image:Tom4chan.jpg|thumb|left|Tom on [[4chan]].]]

===08/16/06 Raid===
On 08/16/06, the [[/b/tards]] invaded Tom Green's call in show. Tom Green held up a sheet of paper reading '''B''' and put on an afro wig to accompany his suit. He also endured an hour of [[Desu]] spamming, "[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006|Pool's Closed]]", and "do a barrel roll!", all of which are popular [[4chan]] [[memes]].

By the end of the show however, Green had had enough. He joined his guest in announcing "thanks to you assholes this will no longer be a call in show". The show immediately following Green, "Girl Talk", was also completely ruined by [[B|/b/]]. They were bombarded for three hours with "Osaka porn", "barrel roll", [[desu]] [[spam]], "[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|shoop da whoop]]" and other such [[memes]] that never were very funny anyway.

====Aftermath====
The "raids" were met with mixed feelings on [[B|/b/]], there were those who were [[lol]]ling out loud, and then there were those who criticized the action in a desperate attempt to uphold the [[B|/b/]] SUPER SEKRET ELITE clique environment.

===07/12/07 - /b/reaking news!===
At 2AM EST on 7/12/07, Tom held the ''Tom Green Show'' "in the middle of the night" version. This followed a show the previous day where he hocked off a bunch of junk on eBay, then [[woman|PMS'd]] at his camera operator before ending the show half an hour early. Tom appeared [[drunk]] and spent half the show ducking behind his desk and trying to [[wigger|rap]]. He got one prank call and afterwards was literally screaming "[[Do a barrel roll|BARREL ROLL]]" and "[[Mudkip|MUDKLIFFS]]" at every caller. Evidently, he plans to hold late-night shows semi-regularly, and no trace of the show exists on his site.

===06/03/08 - [[Gentlemen]]===

[[Image:Tom Green Sup b.jpg|thumb|left]]

On 6/3/08 at approximately 1:04 AM Eastern Tom Green was "performing a [[meme|meem]]" when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood, he performed the gentlemen "meem" flawlessly, but got in one little fight and his producer got scared when someone called him a fat nigger six times, and Tom again behaved like a pussy saying such lulzy phrases as, "I like meems," "meems are not cool after that," "[[shit nobody cares about|You try to help people out, you screw around with someone that likes meems and whatever..........]]" Lulz most certainly ensued and whoever performed this raid should be congratulated.

<s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVwT1KAQiJs</s> BALEETED. <br>
<center>'''SKIP TO 0:20'''</center>
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Another [[dildo|Substitute]] vid for when Tom gets [[butthurt]] and [[DMCA]] everything on [[jewtube]], [[typical|again]]. [http://www.vidoemo.com/yvideo.php?i=YjMtYTBncWuRpZ0hLRDg&mad-tom-green-is-mad '''SKIP TO 6:20'''] <br>

===06/17/08 - DICK-ROLL'D===
On 6/17/08 at approximately 1:57 AM Eastern Tom Green met a 19 year-old caller on Skype with his brother playing WOW. Tom eventually gained the caller's trust and decided to let him stay on the air and let some callers in. The first caller shouted, a "meme" which is frowned upon in the #tomgreen community, "FAT NIGGER, FAT NIGGER..." The second caller asked him about a time when a snake bit Tom Green and he did a barrel roll. Right after Tom Green responded to the third caller, the Skype caller put on a [[Guy Fawkes]] mask and eventually started to [[fap]] on camera. Tom immediately shat bricks after spotting the mask. Also Tom got severely butthurt over a caller inquiring about Drew Barrymore. It is rumored he became [[An Hero]] by overdose after hearing of this and Victor will be taking over the show. Unfortunately, this is unlikely, as he has recently resurfaced from his living room to appear on NBC.

<s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHUSLT3VWMEs</s> BALEETED. <br>
===03/02/09 - Pizza Day===

[[Image:Dominoes.jpg|thumb|left|Fuck yeah, Domino's Pizza Tracker!]]

[[Image:receipt.jpg|thumb|right|Ordering pizza is fun.]]

On March 2nd, 2009, Tom Green decided to order pizza for his friends [[faggot|David Faustino and Corin Nemec]] from Pizzaland. #[[tomgreen]] quickly decided to order [[over 9000|a few]] pizzas, with a total cost of $79, to his house address. Tom receives the shitload of pizza live on his show and he begins to shit brix and claim that he never ordered the pizzas. But Tom, acknowledging this pranks high level of win, decides to eventually pay for and eat the pizza anyway.

* '''Call to Pizzaland:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI9Xj-lI2T4]

'''Tom's reaction:'''
<s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGYNOmdfNz8</s> BALEETED. <br>
===3/30/09 to 4/01/09 - Tom's Countertroll or Mental Breakdown?===

Starting on Monday. March 30th, Tom Green's House took an odd twist, involving extended sessions of piercing, atonal saxophone playing. The first night was a successful troll on Tom Green's part, he essentially tricked hundreds of viewers into watching/listening with the expectation that he was would stop and take calls. The real surprise came the next day when he did it all over again, this time ending with Mr. Green screaming obscenities to the effect of "[[ALL CAPS|I DON'T GIVE A FUCK]]". And again the next day, this time with accompanied by a [[shit nobody cares about|drummer from some band]]...

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This caused much speculation as to why Tom Green would sabotage his own show, seeing as he just added a pay service and is obviously hurting for subscribers. The general consensus among anon is that he is trolling and/or driving the would be "prankers" away, though the video suggests that Tom Green has simply gone the way of the batshit insane. TG may win this round, but just how long can he fuck his show up before he alienates the few people that actually give a shit. Time will tell.

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===04/16/09 - Sushi bomb===

April 16th was looking to be a uneventful, skype-free day at Tom Green's House, TG had a small circle of friends on the show, including Warren G, a fatter version of Rob Schneider, a Bob Marley wannabe, and a fat nigger dubbed "saftey [sic] nigger". Everyone was drinking, Tom Green was singing karaoke, and the show went on commercial break every five fucking minutes, needless to say, Anon's morale was low.

Finally, hope appeared in the form of a [[tripfag]] named "[[User_talk:BBQ|BBQ]]" who said that he had ordered $450+ of sushi to Tom Green's house, and gave an ETA of 45 mins. Well, about 45 minutes later and still no sushi, with Tom Green taking breaks between every shitty karaoke song, anon was afraid that BBQ was an epic troll or the sushi would arrive while they were on break. TG kept saying goodbye to everyone and the show seemed to be over when Tom was mysteriously called to the front door. Anon collectively shat a brick whilst the whores and some douchebag continued dancing around to Guns and Roses. Then it appeared, a conspicuous cart was wheeled into Tom's hallway and the show was cut short without explanation. Everyone congratulated BBQ and plenty of screencaps, audio clips, and a video rapidshit were posted to Ebaums/IRC. An audio clip of Doctor_Mudkip calling the sushi place after the sushi had arrived was later posted, proving BBQ was not a troll, and that sushi is [[SERIOUS BUSINESS]].

About an hour later, TG reappeared wearing a pauper's hat and eating a [[cheeseburger]]. It appeared that he was not disturbed in the least by the sushi-bomb (which he did not mention), the [[Happycat|cheeseburger]] was evidence to the fact that he [[FAIL|did not end up paying for it]]. TG continued performing some more horrible karaoke, said he would take some calls (which he didn't), then took "a break". This break turned into a show's over when Hal started the video loop back up...

[http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=6ghpox&s=5 Crappy Quality, Sorry Guise - BBQ]

[[Image:Sushi_Call_Aftermath.ogg]] Call that went down afterwords - Doctor_Mudkip
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Image:Tom Greens sushi cart.png|The cart in question.
Image:Drunk tom green.png|Tom's reappearance
Image:Tom Greens karaoke night.png|I did it maaaaiii wwwwaaaayyyy.
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===4/21/09 - Tom get Meatspinned===

Someone looped some stickam camwhore on their skype feed, switched it to meatspin as soon as tom green answered the call.

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Image:Tomgreen meatspin.png|Huh?
Image:Tomgreen meatspin2.png|Not sure if want?
Image:Tomgreen final meatspin.png|God damn it Hal, Turn it off!
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===8/20/09 - Birthday Ladderroll===

Tom was going to kickstart his birthday by hosting an episode with a new developed "Skype Machine Team". Threads and irc channels were made on how people were going to troll his show, but only a few anons got through. The first offered to sing the fat nigger song, and the third chose to take a bath and gargle cum while on the air. The second anon however, Richard Waxner, was awarded nine internets and a nomination for troll of the year for putting on a charade for five minutes, and then masturbating on a ladder.

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==Tom's Legal Reaction==
After being bombarded by pizza men, strippers, hookers, and most importantly [[faggot|people from Craigslist]] Tom Green decided to use [[internet law|legal action]] against [[4chan]]. He also claims to know about your [[IP address|HTML address]] and has hired several [[FBI|computer forensics]] personnel to help [[homosexuality|cleanse his show]].

{{quote|Also to the prankers out there. A quick note I wanted to pass along. I like you guys and your attitude. But anything that goes too far will be addressed legally. We have already been in touch with the Cyber crimes division of the FBI and we have a computer forensics expert now on the case. Any threats or illegal behavior will be prosecuted to the fullest extent. And guess what?! We are now able to obtain anybodies IP address. Even on supposed websites where you think those IP addresses are blocked... guess what? They are not. So lets keep it cool and have some fun, because I really don't want anyone to get into trouble because of our little show. I know sometimes when you are young you can end up making decisions in the moment that you later regret. Consider it a warning. We have a very serious computer forensics team on the case starting today. You will be found and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Keep it cool. Go prank CSpan and send me the tape. You guys rock! All of you! Even the guys at /B/... I love you guys. Funny shit.

TG}}

'''Tom Green's full blog post:''' [http://tomgreen.com/blog/?post=650]

== Tom vs [[The Donald|Don]] ==

[[Image:Tom's super ceral Outfit.jpg|thumb|right|Tom's super cereal outfit.]]

As of [[Last Thursday]] Tom tried to be a [[Uber|Super]] [[Awesome]] business guy on [[The Donald]]'s [[Fail|Epic]] show ''The Celebrity Apprentice''. Tom Epically Failed at this job and was [[OMGWTFBBQ|fired]].

Tom was supposed to lead a team on selling wedding dresses, but he thought that that was [[Why So Serious?|too cereal]], [[Faggot|and decided to wear the dresses instead]]. He was also supposed to lead a team of half-wits in decorating an empty room. The only black person on the team thought the only reasonable thing to do was invite some [[Hookers]] to the scene and eat fried chickens all day. Meanwhile, an [[Dyke|All Female]] team was selling All of the shit the Don told them to sell. Unfortunately the Don was still mad they got out of the kitchen, and gave them a good old fashioned pimp slap for it.

At the end of the day, the Don Evaluated the two teams. The [[women|wymen's]] team sold [[over 9000]] dollars worth of wedding dresses to [[Fat]][[Stupid]][[Americunt]]s. While the [[Otherkin|men's]] team sold under 90,000 dollars worth of silly cloth. The Wymen [[PARTY HARD|celebrated]] in the kitchen, while the men were in [[OH NOES|"The Board Room"]]. Tom knew he was going to be fired, so he blamed the only nigger on the team. They had a not so epic battle of fisty-cuffs, and in the end, [[Obama|the nigger won]]. Tom [[BAW|frowns]] on his [[EPIC FAIL|epic failure]], while the Don and the Nigra party with the Hookers that were seen earlier in the show. And nothing of importance was lost.[http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00022791.html]

===Tom Green's Resultant Butthurt===

The week immediately following the airing of ''[[Shit nobody cares about|Celebrity Apprentice]]'' was a bitter one. Tom Green asked [[Over 9000|all]] of his callers whether they watched [[No|Celebrity Apprentice]]. The callers hesitantly [[Liar|said "Yes"]] (and thought, "No, we're not a bunch of [[Irony|faggots]]"). This would immediately send Tom on a [[RAGE|level-headed, dignified monologue]] concerning [[BAWWWWW|his feelings]] about the show and its participants. He thanked the callers for calling, even though they didn't say anything, then continued to call [[The Donald|everyone associated with the show]] big meanies. His rant [[Large Hadron Collider|built up velocity without really going anywhere]], it reached its apex when he begin asking callers if they would let Jesse James give them a rimjob "cause that's what he does, [[amirite|right?]]" At this point Tom Green realized that he had made a royal ass of himself. He then addressed the camera, said he was just joking, and pleaded with Jesse James not to kill him...

Until he eventually started talking about it again and the embarrassing cycle began again, ad infinitum. No Tom, "rimjob" is only funny because it is offensive, it's over man, just let it go.

'''PROTIP:''' TOM ENJOYS TALKING ABOUT THIS!!! CALL HIM AND [[Troll|TELL]] HIM YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER.

==Videos==

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==Gallery==
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==A Few Recorded Calls==

===Tom Green Show===
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CaYzsQ0fkY&feature=related] [[bullshit|Tony Hawk did a barrel roll]]
*[http://s256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/BlueKewne/Tom%20Green%20Show/?action=view&current=TomGreen4chan.flv] Madness? THIS! IS! 4CHAAAAAN!
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWA2z_KvBHk] <s>Tom Green gets goatse'd. <-- Pause at 1:07. How the fuck has [[JewTube|YouTube]] not removed this yet?</s> BALEETED.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouENoxLU7Jg] <s>Goatse'd again. Same thing, different anon.</s> BALEETED.
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=8CiBCetM3b4] <s>Tom Green gets called a fat nigger, ends the show and says, and I quote, "No one will evar hear this, nevar again!!"</s> BALEETED AGAIN
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv_Bst6eoaQ] Tom butthurt level reaches under 9,000 and threatens to take the prank callers to COURT.

===Girltalk===

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwTocc_rXZ8]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m3vQkdzky4] - For some reason, it hasn't been deleted.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeV4H3i7eMI]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4pu4ThWJ_0]
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=k0axle Some more archived Girl Talk raids]

==Links==
*[irc://irc.rizon.net/tomgreen The official Tom Green internets channel]
*[http://www.TomGreen.com Tom Green's Internet TV site and XXX gay porn]
*{{Wikilink|Tom_Green_(polygamist)|Tom Green's Wikipedia article}} - According to TOW, he married a 13 year old girl, got her pregnant before she turned 14, and Tom Green was convicted of child rape.

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Peter Scully

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Peter Gerard Scully'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 13, [[Before the internets|1963]] ({{age|1963|1|13}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Australia|Ausfailian]]  [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Human trafficker, serial rapist, torturer}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Pedophilia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Killed'''|1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Raped'''|5-75}}
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'''Peter Gerard Scully'''{{Girllover}} is an [[Australia|Ausfailian]] [[sick fuck]] and [[IRL troll]] that [[Surprise sex|raped]] [[toddlercon|toddlers]] [[CP|on camera]] in the [[Philippines]] who's most [[lulzy]] for making the hurtcore called [[CP|Daisy's Destruction]].

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==Early days in Ausfailia==
Peter Scully was born in Melbourne, Australia in January 13, 1963. The destructor of Daisy himself alleges that he was {{wayback|http://www.smh.com.au/world/death-penalty-call-for-accused-australian-child-sex-predator-peter-scully-in-philippines-20160920-grk65r.html|20170703135944|title=molested by a Catholic priest in Victoria growing up}}. Before sticking his [[micropenis]] in [[lolis]] in Asia, he had a wife and two kids and lived in some [[shithole]] suburb of Melbourne called Narre Warren, but for some reason he became more shady and left his family to become a deadbeat father. He was running a real estate scam called "[[Irony|The Key Result]]" which he even had [[Master Trole|his own family help him run this scam]] and in total he ended up with a respectable A$2.68 million robux and fled Ausfailia to Manila like a [[pussy]], [[epic win|successfully evading capture]]. Before leaving, he operated an unloisensed online [[prostitution|escort service]] which he [[pimp|pimped]] out his [[16 year old girl|teenage]] Filipinx bitch for [[money]].

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File:Scully beer.png|[[Team Fortress 2|CHEERS MATE!]]
File:Afaceyoucantrust.png|A face you can trust!
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==After fleeing to the Philippines==
After landing in Manila, Scully traveled to the island of Mindanoa where he started his hurtcore cp production company called "No Limits Fun" which was very successful, having many pedofiles like [[You]] paying 10K robux for pay-to-view video streams of [[lolis]] as young as 18 months old being tortured on the [[dark web]]. He lured in his victims by doing some [[IRL Trolling]] by promising [[poorfag]] parents that [[Unrealistic_Expectations|he would be their savior and give their children food and education]], or have two of his Filipinx [[sluts]], Carme Ann Alvarez and Liezyl Margallo Castaña, and other [[whores]] like Maria Dorothea Chi y Chia, do his [[goatse|dirty work]]. Both Margallo and Alvarez were [[shit nobody cares about|sex trafficked as children]] and abused children in his videos.

==Daisy's Destruction==
Operating NLF, he produced his [[lulz]]iest and most notorious [[CP]] film, ''[[CP|Daisy's Destruction]]'', featuring the torture and [[rapes]] of three [[lolis]], Liza, Cindy, and obviously Daisy. Most of the acts were done by Scully's whores. In one scene, hot wax is thrown on their bodies, in another, they are hanged upside down and had the shit beaten out of them. For his troubles, he only asked for a small sum of 10,000 dollars. This video would stay in the confines of degen circles, until Lux, a hurtcore webmaster, bought the video off Scully and resold it on his own website. Since there was already a search for Lux, this made the video ten times more infamous in America.
[[File:Daisys Destruction.jpg|300px|center]]

==V&==
[[File:peterscvllgf.png|200px|thumb|right|The girl you jack off to could be killing babies behind the scenes.]]
The [[Police|Dutch National Child Exploitation Team]] were the first to open an investigation as [[retarded|they thought the man in the video was speaking a few words their own shitty language but it turned out he just has a really strong Ausfailian language]] but since they collected so much evidence that they remained on the case. A [[GTA|5 Star]] international manhunt started to find those who made the video and Scully was tracked in Malaybalay City and V& on February 20, 2015. While searching for him, [[fail|they found Liza and Daisy to be alive]] but couldn't find Cindy. Scully actually raped and tortured Cindy, [[epic win|forced her to dig her own grave, and strangled her to death on camera]]. Scully also had one of his [[minions]] convince two [[16 year old girl|teenage girls]] to come to Scully's house for food, he gave them booze and raped them while filming. When they tried to escape, [[trolling|he made them dig their own graves in the basement and threatened them to bury them their if they escaped]]. After five days, they were [[fail|released by Alvarez]] who suffered from [[troll's remorse]] after coming home seeing them in pet collars and [[Snitch|reported what happened]]. Scully faced a total of 75 charges and the government got so butthurt that they wanted to bring back the [[death penalty]] just for him! In October 2015, Scully bribed a corrupt [[cop]] to start a fire in the evidence room, [[epic win|destroying key evidence]]. But [[fail|that didn't work]] as he and his whores was [[goanimate|grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for life + 129 years]], he and his [[gross|hawt]] [[ugly|sexy]] [[camwhore]] sister bitched about how hecking bad his [[prison]] conditions are like.

For anybody into lost media, Scully wrote a journal in prison as he told the kike in his 60 minutes interview. This journal was either kept from being published by the Aussie feds or he just never fucking finished it.

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==Scullyposting and Fanbase==
Scullyposting is when someone posts Scully edits/fan-cams, or posts Daisy's Destruction uncensored to own le [[moralfags]] or some [[shit no one cares about]]. Some of these fans are somehow [[There's no girls on the internet|women]], and will either make fan-cams or pseudo-duets using what footage is available of him.

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Scully's fans are usually [[ironic]] [[edgelords]], you can help by [[Feeding the trolls|not giving them any attention]].

==Videos==
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==People who watch Daisy's Destruction==
* [[Foodistzen|Foodists]]
* [[Giggly Goonclown]]
* [[Sharty|Kuz]]
* [[PlutonicClown]]
* [[UTTP]] trolls
* [[You]]
* [[Zuken]]

==See Also==
* [[Adam Britton]] - Zoosadist version.
* [[Adam Lanza]] - He would goon to this.
* [[Australia]] - Where Peter Scully is from.
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Another Ausfailian who also recorded his acts of lulz and is also imprisoned abroad.
* [[Children are not innocent]]
* [[Josef Fritzl]]
* [[Monkey Hate]]
* [[Ohbutyouwillpet]] - Also rapes toddlers.
* [[Philippines]] - Where Daisy's Destruction was filmed.
* [[Sneed]]
* [[Soyjak.party]]
* [[Steve Irwin]] - Irwin and Scully are like God vs. Satan for Australia.
* [[Swirl Face]]
* [[UTTP]]
* [[VidLii]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Peter_Scully|TOW coverage}}
*{{Ytlink|RhucfxJX08E|Scully interview}}
*{{Wayback|https://www.smh.com.au/national/peter-gerard-scully-interview-reveals-plans-to-tell-all-20150315-144tgd.html|20230426150702|title=Scully journal article}}

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User:Crow caw

2026-06-14T20:26:28Z

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Andy Schlafly

2026-06-14T20:18:33Z

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[[Image:Schlafly 09.jpg|thumb|Andy Schlafly, aka ''The Assfly'', controls [[CP]] from home.]]

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[[Paranoid]], [[Asking for it|sexless]] and [[failed]] engineer / politician / lawyer / [[Homeschooling|teacher]] / human being '''Andy Schlafly''' is the creator and absolute monarch of [[Conservapedia]], which is like Wikipedia only more charming since everyone wears their bias on their sleeve. Like every good [[Republican]], Schlafly uses defamation as a weapon of choice against his sworn enemies: [[liberal]]s, intellectuals and experts.

At Conservapedia, Schlafly vomits all his opinions and insights, offering his version of a perfect world. Obviously, this includes denigrating [[Black Jesus]], opposition to [[Health Care Rage|Health Care reform]], [[racism|bigotry]], intolerance towards minorities, promotion of [[creationism]], hatred of [[California]], idolising [[Florida]], worshipping [[Donald Trump]], [[censorship]] of liberals, [[homeschooling]], [[Republican Party|hypocrisy towards homosexualism]], [[moar]] [[gun]]s (and a ban on video games), a gay crush on [[Vladimir Putin]], [[anti-lulz]] and other [[conservative]] characteristics and traits.

In 2007, Schlafly shared the [[Nobel Prize for Racism]] with [[Metapedia]] founder Anders Lagerström.

== Andy B.C.(Before Conservapedia) ==
[[File:Cathy kosarek and andy schlafly.jpg|thumb|Cathy Kosarek looks at her husband with utmost disdain]]

===Family===

Andrew "Andy" Schlafly is the scion of Phyllis Schlafly and St. James the Less. He has five siblings: Roger (a godless mathematician), Liza, Ann, Bruce and John, who is a [[faggot]].

Andy's mom is best known as one of the high priestess of the American [[fundamentalist]] [[conservative]] movement. Prior to that, she had joined the [[Republican]] party and ran, [[lol|unsuccessfully]], for a Congressional seat in Illinois in 1952. In 1970 she made a second try at running for a Congressional seat, but [[Luser|lost once again]]. She is a bitter opponent of [[feminism|women's liberation]], despite having benefited from the freedom to obtain law degrees and run for public office. Since she realized that she wouldn't be special anymore if other women started gaining power, this [[Bitch|lovely lady]] is generally given credit for the ERA's eventual failure.
[[Image:Old_People_-_Naked_Old_Lady.jpg|thumb|100 px|Old Phyllis in 2008, still horny]]

Although she was often accused of spreading false and misleading information about what the ERA would entail (just like her son Andy does about everything else), her arguments apparently were effective in persuading many women to vote against it. Later, she founded the [[cult|Eagle Forum]], an organization for [[In the kitchen|conservative women]].

Andy united in marriage in [[1984]] with Cathy Kosarek, but no one cared.

=== SPAWN ===

[[Thinking with portals|Somehow or other]], Andy managed to spawn a second, smaller entity, colloquially known as Andy Junior. Of course he was immediately promoted to sysop on [[Conservapedia]] [http://www.conservapedia.com/User_talk:CollegeRepublican], being obviously more deserving than the handful of contributors that have actually devoted hours of effort to the site (on weekends they also like to repair the railings on sinking ships). Andy Jr. is [[ghey]] for [[Huckabee|Fuckabee]] and thinks [[Chuck Norris]] is not [[OLD MEME]] [http://www.thecrimson.com/article.aspx?ref=521477], proving him as much a moron as his parent, although similar pedophilic tendencies have yet to be seen.

Andy's daughter Phy Schlafly is also a CP sysop. Talk about nepotism.

==Persona==

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=== Andy: opposite of success ===
Andy has one of the awesomest records of failing in both [[RL]] and [[OL]]. He first became an engineer, but failed miserably at that. Then he studied law, but failed again. He has since become a [[pedophile|"teacher" of homeschooled kids]] when he wasn't able to get a decent job. He believes that giving his "students" A's just for agreeing with him makes them better educated than kids who go to real schools.

In between, Andy sought the [[Republican]] Party nomination for the House of Representatives in the 1992 elections. He amounted [http://www.ourcampaigns.com/RaceDetail.html?RaceID=361897 only 11%] of the votes and just like his mom, he lost the election. [[Epic fail|It's in the blood.]]

To consummate a completely failed life, Andy has become a resentful man who simply can't stand the fact that a [[Obama|nigga]] was the [[God|commander-in-chief]] of the [[United States]] military. As a conservapedian, he's spending the last years of his life convincing himself that his laughable project exerts some influence on the public. We can only think of the poor idiot discovering new "insights", writing crappy essays and rewriting the [[Bible]], as he drinks a mug of cocoa that leaves a brown mustache over his upper lip.

===Beliefs===
[[File:ASchlafly 1.jpg|right|300px]]
Schlafly is an advocate of Young Earth [[Creationism]], a funny but ultimately demented doctrine claiming that the universe was created out of thin air over 6 days by an invisible space wizard 6000 years ago and that the first two humans where made out of dust and a [[LOLWUT|rib]].

He's also a [[racist]], although he tries to look the opposite in public, specially at his [[Conservapedia|blog]]. On the contrary, his contempt for gheys and his anti-liberal views are his standards.

[[Whatever]] his beliefs, Schlafly is determined to pervert and atrophy the minds of young people who enter his realms of [[basement-dweller|obscurity]], willful ignorance, and proud [[American]] [[stupidity]].

Andy Shitfly believes the myth that [[video games]] are the cause of every [[hoax|"mass shooting"]] and [[Jack Thompson|therefore "violent video games" must be banned]].

Shitfly thinks [[California]], the pinnacle of American [[capitalism]], is somehow "[[WTF|a communist state]]". As expected, he thinks [[Florida]] is the perfect sacred cow despite having literally the same problems as California and being home to the evil tyrants [[Mike Chitwood]] and [[Hitler|Grady Judd]].

Shitfly worships [[Donald Trump]] and thinks he's perfect and can do no wrong.

Andy loves tariffs and protectionist bullshit because he's a rich sociopath.

One of the few things Andy gets correct is he hates [[handegg]] and likes [[soccer|the real football]].

Andy is a staunch supporter of the barbaric [[death penalty]] despite all the evidence it [[fail]]s to deter crime and costs more than tuition at Columbia law school where he graduated.

Andy believes [[homosexuality]] should be a criminal offence. He praised [[Uganda]] for killing gheyz.

He sucks the circumcised [[Joo]] cock of [[Joe Lieberman]]'s dead corpse.

He wants to legalise arranged child marriages like the [[muzzie]]s get to "enjoy".

He wants to arrest people and fuck up their lives with criminal records for saying a dirty word. Ooops, i meant to say mess up their lives! I take back the F word! Please don't call the [[gestapo|Florida sheriffs]] to arrest me!

=== That fucking voice of his ===

Andy Schlafly has a fucking weird voice. This explains why he keeps most of his ideological confrontations to the net, since when you sound like a diarrhea-gargling muppet having its throat stood on, you automatically lose any argument. [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P5RNAYlAxmo Behold.]

{{Quote|Who?|Richard Dawkins, when told about Schlafly's smear tactics against him|color=red|size=320%}}

=== Typical Schlafly Argument ===

— '''Andy:''' Bongabill, you're clueless. The 18-45 population of Hollywood certainly can be compared with the 18-45 general population as to incidence of disease. '''I doubt you've taken half the statistics courses that I have.''' You have typical liberal style in trying to intimidate. --Aschlafly 14:35, 4 May 2008 (EDT)

— '''User:''' '''Mr. Schalfly, actually, I am a professional statistician with both graduate and post-graduate degrees in the subject,''' and also a 34 year professional career as a statistician working for the official statistics bureau of a major nation. [...] I'm afraid there's absolutely nothing correct here with any of your reasoning, which not only fails Statistics 101, but fails it in the first semester. This article is specious nonsense. --Bongabill 14:59, 4 May 2008 (EDT)

— '''Andy:''' '''Bongabill, we don't fall for the unproven claims of credentials here.''' Wikipedia might be a better home for you. Your claim is absurd that no conclusions can be drawn from comparing disease incidence among Hollywood types to the general population. Tell me, did you work for the tobacco industry also in denying that cigarettes cause cancer? --Aschlafly 15:13, 4 May 2008 (EDT)
([http://conservapedia.com/Talk:Mystery:Young_Hollywood_Breast_Cancer_Victims sauce])

== The Creation ==
[[Image:Godhands.jpg|thumb|left|''"And from the heavens came Conservapedia..."'']]

By 2006, the idea of a "family-friendly" encyclopedia that could dethrone Wikipedia finally materialized, and thus Conservapedia became a kind of anti-liberal [[cloaca]] where Schlafly and his dogs constantly throw in their biased [[shit|feces]]. Conservapedia has been trying to increase its amount of entries by plagiarizing loads of articles from almost every online encyclopedia available, only adapting the content for their depraved purposes.

However, at first Schlafly wholly misunderstood how the [[Internets]] [[Internet Law|function]], making legal threats to every vandal and even reporting one of them to the [[FBI]]. He was ignored, of course, but he didn't learn his lesson: later, he [[Idiot|baselessly]] accused [[RationalWiki]] of copyright infringement, just to be [[pwnt]] once again.

This time, he ''did'' learn his lesson, and after suffering those wounds on his ego, Schlafly and his acolytes are only dedicated to [[attack]] every single thing they regard as "liberal" or "deceitful". The result is that Conservapedia has become a [[blog]], and most people that create accounts there are (1) parodists, (2) arguing with sysops to amuse themselves, or (3) preparing a major attack. Evidence of this is the almost lack of edits in their Recent Changes page. Just compare ED's Recent Changes and CP's. However, they're tireless proclaiming [[O RLY|"This site is growing rapidly!"]]. You should know, Schlafly, that '''every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell.'''

After many months of most (all?) new accounts being vandals, parodists and people laughing out loud, on 1 November 2010 Conservapedia switched from open account creation to registration via e-mail requests for accounts.

Recently, they are back to letting you register after a captcha screen, since the email route denied Andy his admitted pleasure in [[Banhammer|banning]] [[Pretty cool guy|liberals and other vandals]].

[[Image:Human feces.jpg|thumb|120px|[[Typical]] Conservapedia entry.]]

== The Colbert Report ==

Andy was recently on the Colbert Report, where frothy diarrhea continued to surge out of his mouth and on to the set of [[communist]] [[faggot]], [[Stephen Colbert]]. The flow intensified as Andy cocked his head back and laughed, issuing forth the sound of one-thousand industrial strength black person dicks slapping against the foreheads of as many white college [[girls]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxQp0oa0G98 What a weird laugh.]

==Pact with Satan==

Shitfly claimed that Biden winning the 2020 US presidential election opened a "satanic portal" above the white house. Some liberals hold that this theory was the result of when a very embittered Schlafly made a pact with [[Satan]] in 2008, following Obama's win. This is a transcription of the diabolical document, allegedly found at his home in New Jersey:

''We, the influential Lucifer, the young Satan, Beelzebub, Leviathan, Astaroth and Beck ([[Glenn Beck Raped And Murdered A Young Girl In 1990|who raped and murdered a girl in 1990]]), together with others, have today accepted the covenant pact of Andrew Layton Schlafly, who is ours. And him do we promise the love of women, the flower of [[virgin]]s, the respect of experts, honors, lusts and powers. He will go whoring [[Party hard|three days long]]; the carousal will be dear to him. He offers us once in the year a seal of blood, under the feet he will trample the holy things of the [[church]] and he will ask us many questions; with this pact he will live twenty years [[High|happy]] on the earth of men, and will later join us to sin against [[God]]. Bound in hell, in the council of demons.''

''Lucifer, Beelzebub, Satan, Astaroth, Leviathan, Beck''

''The seals placed the Devil, the master, and the demons, princes of the lord.''

''Baalberith, writer.''

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|Andrew <s>Schlafly</s> Chafely (not John Schlafly)]]
*Has a horseshoe testicle (two testicles fused into one).
*Shitfly is a staunch supporter of the barbaric death penalty and other "tough on crime" human rights violations.
*Shitfly is a radical [[retard|populist]] who supports tariffs and worships the [[Trump]]/[[Musk]] regime as if they're gods.
*Favorite film is ''Yentl''.
*His older brother John Schlafly is a homo [http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1282/is_n20_v44/ai_12925575]. Andy himself pretends to hide the fact on Crapedia.[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=John_Schlafly&action=history]
*Expelled from the "Society of the Divine Word" for [[Masturbation|unknown]] reasons.
*A fan of Cher and Starship.
*Andy masturbates to photos of [[Joe Manchin]] delivering filibusters while [[Rick Scott]]'s bald head gleams in the moonlight.
*Andy believes [[God]] to have promised that he can break open one of the Seven Seals come [[Catnarok|Judgment Day]]. The details are yet to be firmed up with the Lamb, but Andy has his fingers crossed for the sixth and fondly imagines himself tearing it wide open with a fearsome cry of "'''Godspeed!'''" He has been known to spill his [[semen|seed]] during these daydreams, but God assured him that it's OK if he's only fantasizing about smiting, and hasn't touched his pee-pee in a [[masturbation|bad way]].
*Andy thinks that it's okay to ignore portions of the Bible if they're too liberal, because clearly they aren't the authentic literal word of God, but rather additions from human editors. [http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Adulteress_Story]

== Related articles ==
*[[Pedophilia]]
*[[Ann Coulter]]
*[[Batshit crazy]]
*[[White people]]
*[[Ed Poor]], partner in [[fail]]
*[[MAGA]]
*[[Failfags]]
*[[Glenn Beck]]
*[[RationalWiki]]
*[[Joe Lieberman]], fellow lover of censorship worshipped by Andy
*[[Florida]], the sacred cow for every MAGAite
*[[California]], where most MAGAites have never visited
*[[Jack Thompson]]
*Passport - something Andy does not have
*[[Hungary]], the model for Trump's America

== External Links ==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Schlafly Most comprehensive article on Andy]
*[http://www.phyllisschlafly.com/ visit to old Phyllis]
*[http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/258144/december-08-2009/andy-schlafly Schlafly appears on Colbert Nation]
*[http://pview.findlaw.com/view/3919823_1 His publicly available fax and phone number for his law practice]

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User:Pinoyfalangist88

2026-06-14T20:12:53Z

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2026-06-14T18:53:34Z

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==Jelly Pirates==
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'''Jelly Pirates''' is a [[forced meme]] on 4chan's [[b/|/b/]] board. A Jelly Pirate thread will usually have a shooped or [[AI artwork|AI slop]] image of a pirate holding Welch's brand grape jelly, followed by the poster either telling you to join now or be gay, how you're too much of a [[newfag]] to remember the supposed Jelly Pirate raids of '06, or somehow tying it back to the king of current /b/, [[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit|Andy Sixx]].

Despite what Jelly Niggers will tell you, this is still a somewhat virgining meme, with discourse of it only kept for the [[faggots|cool kids]] who still use 4chan.

===Phrases===
''Wanna [[LARP]] as a trve Jellyposter? We got you covered, with these phrases you'll fit right it! Don't forget to [[spam]]!

*Jelly much?
*NIGGER FAGGOT JEW PISS SHIT CUNT

===List of people who are Jellyposters===
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Alex Pretti]]
*[[Greta Thunberg]]

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===See Also===
*[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]]
*[[Unfunny]]

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==Looney Tunes==
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'''Looney Tunes''' is an [[old meme]] of a cartoon, with it being around for so long many things have come from it.

===Origins===
===Characters===

Although now seen as iconic or "non-problematic", the ideas for some of the original line up of characters were either an ordinary anthropomorphic animal, or a racist caricature of an anthropomorphic animal.

===Space Jam===
===Video Games===
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=={{Glowtext|Tim Pool}}==

Other than the likes of [[Hasan Piker]], political media has never seen a bigger grifter than '''Tim Pool'''. A current [[Russian]] puppet and political [[Bisexual]], his tactic of fence sitting on certain issues, only playing into an idea hard when it benefits him the most, has given him an audience of clueless retards, who only enjoy his content when it tells them what they want to hear. Despite being a grifter, Tim claims to be a centrist when it comes to politics to save him from any criticism regarding the fact. He hosts his show the TimCast, where he either interviews political adjacent personalities, or gives his worthless takes on current happenings. Whenever he does give a "hot-take", it is always bafflingly retarded. When retarded chimp Karmelo Anthony killed Austin Metcalf, Tim gave the take that it was justified.

Tim has a severe case of [[Internet tough guy]], and will try to convince he's more than just a bald [[manlet]].

Here is a list of the people who Tim has been able to get to appear on his show:

*[[Kanye West]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]]
*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Milo Yiannopoulos]]
*[[TheQuartering]]
*[[Alex Jones]]
*[[Candace Owens]]
*[[Ben Shapiro]]
*[[ComicsGate|Eric July]]
*[[Steven Bonnell II]]
*[[Sargon of Akkad]]
*[[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
*[[Joe Rogan]]
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]]
*[[Knife Game|Rusty Cage]]
*[[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]]

===Videos===

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===See Also===
*[[Mumkey Jones]] - His brother, Chris "Reactor" Pool is friends with Mumkey and is actually based.
*[[Charlie Kirk]] - Tim is the origin of the "Sources tell me [blank] is stable" copypasta.

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[[Kengle]] •
[[Ken Penders]] •
[[Kurt Cobain]] •
[[JohnOfE]] •
[[MAD Magazine]] •
[[My Little Pony]] •
[[Shmorky]] •
[[The Simpsons]] •
[[TheOdd1sOut]] •
[[TomSka]] •
[[Trey Parker]] and [[Matt Stone]] •
[[Virgil Abloh]] •
[[Yoko Ono]]

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[[co/|/co/]] •
[[Avant-Garde]] •
[[Etsy]] •
[[Face-painter|Face-Painting]] •
[[Fan Art]] •
[[Fan Fiction]] •
[[Furry Art]] •
[[Hate Art]] •
[[Internet Art]] •
[[Menstrual Painting]] •
[[Music]] •
[[MS Paint]] •
[[Shitty Art]] •
[[Tracing]]

|}</div>

==Whang==

'''Justin Whang''' (yes his last name is really [[wang]]) or as he's known on [[JewTube]], '''Whang''', stylized as '''Whang!''', is an [[Asian]] YouTube video essayist who makes videos about various Internet Related topics. From [[Pony Cum Jar Project]], to [[Lowtax]] V. [[Uwe Boll]], his videos are an encyclopedia of sorts for the [[Normies|common man]].

===Maddox===

{{portals|youtube|chans|trolls|music}}
{{Azn}}
{{Goth}}
{{Maddox}}
{{Ytmnd}}

==Tranny Template==

[[File:Screenshot 2026-06-08 232429.png|right|200px]]

Ok so i feel like this might be a good idea since theres a lot of troon articles. I'll start working on it later. or not idk

'''Stunning and Brave'''

*[[Ahuviya Harel]]
*[[Alex Mauer]]
*[[Anna Anthropy]]
*[[Blaire White]]
*[[Bluefolf]]
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[Bruce Jenner]]
*[[Bubba Copeland]]
*[[Burntfishie]]
*[[Charles Ziese]]
*[[Chloe Sagal]]
*[[Chris Crocker]]
*[[Chris Tyson]]
*[[Christine Weston Chandler]]
*[[CopperCab]]
*[[Diogo Mendes]]
*[[Dylan Mulvaney]]
*[[Giggly Goonclown]]
*[[Goddess Bunny]]
*[[Naxinet]]
*[[Hypnotist Sappho]]
*[[Jazz Jennings]]
*[[Jeffrey Dahmer]]
*[[Keffals]]
*[[Kim Petras]]
*[[Laurelai]]
*[[Luke Mochrie]]
*[[Narcissa Wright]]
*[[Pieman]]
*[[Randy Stair]]
*[[Robin Westman]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]
*[[Sewerslvt]]
*[[SpaxxTraxx]]
*[[Troonjak]]
*[[Willem Van Spronsen]]
*[[Xenuria]]

'''Cross-Dressers'''

*[[Ed Gein]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Smartschoolboy9]]

'''Pooners'''

*[[Audrey Hale]]
*[[Birdie]]
*[[Jessi Slaughter]]

'''Chasers'''

*[[Count Dankula]]
*[[Eddie Murphy]]
*[[Jacob Sockness]]
*[[Tipster]]
*[[Tyler Robinson]]
*[[You]]

'''Enemies'''

*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Nazis]]
*[[Null]]
*[[J.K. Rowling]]
*[[Kid Rock]]
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Ray William Johnson]]

'''Pasttimes'''

*[[r9k/|/r9k/]]
*[[Antiwork|r/Antiwork]]
*[[Grooming]]
*[[HRT]]
*[[Plastic Surgery]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Twitter]]

'''See Also'''

*[[Assigned Male]]
*[[Bridget]]
*[[Bud Light]]
*[[Femboys]]
*[[Male Gaze]]
*[[Rocko's Modern Life]]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]]
*[[Traps]]

==Penguinz0==

{{Lolcow2}}

[[File:Penquinz0Greentext1.jpg|thumb|The default skin of commentary jewtubers.]]

'''Penguinz0''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Charles Christopher White Jr''') is the current king of the shitpile known as [[Reddit]], and typically falsely claimed as a commentary YouTuber. His content is about drama and current news, but similar to someone like [[Boogie2988]], he never gives a real take, and will either fence-sit, or say the general consensus. He also collects dildos and has a room full of toys.

He hosted the Official Podcast with Huggbees, Jackson Clarke, and based Kaya Orsan, which he had been hosting since 2016, up until 2024.

Before becoming a [[cuckold]] he started off making gameplay videos and [[incel]] storytimes. The ladder of which would make him begin to see growth in views and subscribers. His ancient gameplay videos of him playing [[Halo]], [[Gears of War]], and [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 4]] have been lost to time, and now are considered lost media. While his storytimes are still up, being as he's less embarrassed about them than fucking gameplay footage. In these videos, he would talk about masturbation funnies, and being so cripplingly autistic, that he thought acting like Light Yagami from Deathnote would get him pussy, when it just made him look like [[Seung Hui Cho]]. This "openness", willing to be a shamefag for comedy, and safe-edgy jokes about [[dildos]] and [[small cock]]s would get him a strong fanbase of redditards who worship him.

[[Sneako]], is a [[pedophile]] [[Muslim]] who hates Charlie because he didn't like his favorite [[child porn]] film, [[Cuties]]. Instead of just [[trolling]] him, Charlie chose to flex his epic and tough gun collection, to win the argument or something. As recent as 2024, Charlie would get into a debate about [[tranny|trannism]] and the age of consent with [[Sneako]]. In this debate, he would reveal that he is okay with kids transitioning at a young age if their parents consented. This caused tons of backlash, leading to him leaving his podcast, quitting Twitter, making a cope YouTube response video, and saying he was taking a break from drama content.

===See Also===
*[[Belle Delphine]]
*[[Def Noodles]]
*[[H3H3 Productions]]
*[[LeafyIsHere]]
*[[MamaMax]] - "I CAN RUIN YOUR CAREER, BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO"
*[[SomeOrdinaryGamers]]

===External Links===
*{{yt|@|Penguinz0}}
*{{Kfthread|136125|KF thread}}
*[https://lostmediawiki.com/Cr1TiKaL_(partially_found_early_videos_of_YouTuber_Penguinz0;_2007-2010) LostMediaWiki entry on his lost videos]

{{portals|youtube|socialjustice}}
{{Dyingalone}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{Lpers}}
{{RedditSeries}}

==Hotwheels==

{{Deadcow}}

'''Hotwheels'''{{Incel}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Fredrick Brennan''') was the wheelchair-bound creator of [[8chan]], turned furfag lefty degen who later disowned the site because of the increase of [[Nazis]].

Fredrick has been on the Internetz since he was 6 fucking years old, and, due to his brittle bones disease, he spent a good part of his teen years using [[4chan]]. Even hacking his fostercare's wifi just to use it.

Before founding 8chan, he originally was an admin for an [[incel]] centric imageboard called [[Wizardchan]]. His admin status was due to his frequent usage and, in the eyes of other admins, forever virgin status. This would later be disproven, as Fredrick was able to find a girl who fucked disabled guys, leading to him being disowned by Wizardchan.

When Null was starting Infinity Next, Fredrick funded the majority of the donations, but later threw Null under the bus and claimed Josh was a meth addict after it turned out to be shit.

When he started his furfag phase, he admitted to being a [[diaperfur]].

<center><youtube>oQ5NnYrDeMw</youtube></center>
<center>'''[[Null]]'s reaction to Fredrick's death'''</center>

===External Links===
*[https://rumble.com/v5zsn22-2019-01-01-killstream-frederick-hotwheels-brennan-and-josh-moon-live-kraut-.html Fredrick's appearance on the Killstream]

{{Fatfurry}}

{{Portals|chans|trolls|furries|socialjustice}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Sektur}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{8chan}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}

''We'll miss u fredrick : _ (''

User:Couscous/Sandbox

2026-06-14T18:04:20Z

Couscous: /* Hotwheels */

{{UserSandbox}}


==Jelly Pirates==
{{Forcedmeme}}

'''Jelly Pirates''' is a [[forced meme]] on 4chan's [[b/|/b/]] board. A Jelly Pirate thread will usually have a shooped or [[AI artwork|AI slop]] image of a pirate holding Welch's brand grape jelly, followed by the poster either telling you to join now or be gay, how you're too much of a [[newfag]] to remember the supposed Jelly Pirate raids of '06, or somehow tying it back to the king of current /b/, [[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit|Andy Sixx]].

Despite what Jelly Niggers will tell you, this is still a somewhat virgining meme, with discourse of it only kept for the [[faggots|cool kids]] who still use 4chan.

===Phrases===
''Wanna [[LARP]] as a trve Jellyposter? We got you covered, with these phrases you'll fit right it! Don't forget to [[spam]]!

*Jelly much?
*NIGGER FAGGOT JEW PISS SHIT CUNT

===List of people who are Jellyposters===
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Alex Pretti]]
*[[Greta Thunberg]]

===Gallery===

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===See Also===
*[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]]
*[[Unfunny]]

{{Cancer}}

==Looney Tunes==
{{Offended}}

'''Looney Tunes''' is an [[old meme]] of a cartoon, with it being around for so long many things have come from it.

===Origins===
===Characters===

Although now seen as iconic or "non-problematic", the ideas for some of the original line up of characters were either an ordinary anthropomorphic animal, or a racist caricature of an anthropomorphic animal.

===Space Jam===
===Video Games===
===Memes===
===Racist Shit===
===Anti-Nazis===
===The Looney Tunes Show===
===Gallery===
===Videos===

{{Portals|furries|tv}}
{{Comics}}
{{Cartoons}}

=={{Glowtext|Tim Pool}}==

Other than the likes of [[Hasan Piker]], political media has never seen a bigger grifter than '''Tim Pool'''. A current [[Russian]] puppet and political [[Bisexual]], his tactic of fence sitting on certain issues, only playing into an idea hard when it benefits him the most, has given him an audience of clueless retards, who only enjoy his content when it tells them what they want to hear. Despite being a grifter, Tim claims to be a centrist when it comes to politics to save him from any criticism regarding the fact. He hosts his show the TimCast, where he either interviews political adjacent personalities, or gives his worthless takes on current happenings. Whenever he does give a "hot-take", it is always bafflingly retarded. When retarded chimp Karmelo Anthony killed Austin Metcalf, Tim gave the take that it was justified.

Tim has a severe case of [[Internet tough guy]], and will try to convince he's more than just a bald [[manlet]].

Here is a list of the people who Tim has been able to get to appear on his show:

*[[Kanye West]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]]
*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Milo Yiannopoulos]]
*[[TheQuartering]]
*[[Alex Jones]]
*[[Candace Owens]]
*[[Ben Shapiro]]
*[[ComicsGate|Eric July]]
*[[Steven Bonnell II]]
*[[Sargon of Akkad]]
*[[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
*[[Joe Rogan]]
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]]
*[[Knife Game|Rusty Cage]]
*[[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]]

===Videos===

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===See Also===
*[[Mumkey Jones]] - His brother, Chris "Reactor" Pool is friends with Mumkey and is actually based.
*[[Charlie Kirk]] - Tim is the origin of the "Sources tell me [blank] is stable" copypasta.

{{Truth}}
{{Politics}}
{{Russia}}

==Art Template==

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[[Kilroy Was Here]] •
[[Loss]] •
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[[Watchmen]] •
[[Weird Al Yankovic]]

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[[Animu]]s •
[[Banksy]] •
[[Chris Chan]] •
[[Chick tracts]] •
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[[Ken Penders]] •
[[Kurt Cobain]] •
[[JohnOfE]] •
[[MAD Magazine]] •
[[My Little Pony]] •
[[Shmorky]] •
[[The Simpsons]] •
[[TheOdd1sOut]] •
[[TomSka]] •
[[Trey Parker]] and [[Matt Stone]] •
[[Virgil Abloh]] •
[[Yoko Ono]]

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[[Fan Art]] •
[[Fan Fiction]] •
[[Furry Art]] •
[[Hate Art]] •
[[Internet Art]] •
[[Menstrual Painting]] •
[[Music]] •
[[MS Paint]] •
[[Shitty Art]] •
[[Tracing]]

|}</div>

==Whang==

'''Justin Whang''' (yes his last name is really [[wang]]) or as he's known on [[JewTube]], '''Whang''', stylized as '''Whang!''', is an [[Asian]] YouTube video essayist who makes videos about various Internet Related topics. From [[Pony Cum Jar Project]], to [[Lowtax]] V. [[Uwe Boll]], his videos are an encyclopedia of sorts for the [[Normies|common man]].

===Maddox===

{{portals|youtube|chans|trolls|music}}
{{Azn}}
{{Goth}}
{{Maddox}}
{{Ytmnd}}

==Tranny Template==

[[File:Screenshot 2026-06-08 232429.png|right|200px]]

Ok so i feel like this might be a good idea since theres a lot of troon articles. I'll start working on it later. or not idk

'''Stunning and Brave'''

*[[Ahuviya Harel]]
*[[Alex Mauer]]
*[[Anna Anthropy]]
*[[Blaire White]]
*[[Bluefolf]]
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[Bruce Jenner]]
*[[Bubba Copeland]]
*[[Burntfishie]]
*[[Charles Ziese]]
*[[Chloe Sagal]]
*[[Chris Crocker]]
*[[Chris Tyson]]
*[[Christine Weston Chandler]]
*[[CopperCab]]
*[[Diogo Mendes]]
*[[Dylan Mulvaney]]
*[[Giggly Goonclown]]
*[[Goddess Bunny]]
*[[Naxinet]]
*[[Hypnotist Sappho]]
*[[Jazz Jennings]]
*[[Jeffrey Dahmer]]
*[[Keffals]]
*[[Kim Petras]]
*[[Laurelai]]
*[[Luke Mochrie]]
*[[Narcissa Wright]]
*[[Pieman]]
*[[Randy Stair]]
*[[Robin Westman]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]
*[[Sewerslvt]]
*[[SpaxxTraxx]]
*[[Troonjak]]
*[[Willem Van Spronsen]]
*[[Xenuria]]

'''Cross-Dressers'''

*[[Ed Gein]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Smartschoolboy9]]

'''Pooners'''

*[[Audrey Hale]]
*[[Birdie]]
*[[Jessi Slaughter]]

'''Chasers'''

*[[Count Dankula]]
*[[Eddie Murphy]]
*[[Jacob Sockness]]
*[[Tipster]]
*[[Tyler Robinson]]
*[[You]]

'''Enemies'''

*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Nazis]]
*[[Null]]
*[[J.K. Rowling]]
*[[Kid Rock]]
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Ray William Johnson]]

'''Pasttimes'''

*[[r9k/|/r9k/]]
*[[Antiwork|r/Antiwork]]
*[[Grooming]]
*[[HRT]]
*[[Plastic Surgery]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Twitter]]

'''See Also'''

*[[Assigned Male]]
*[[Bridget]]
*[[Bud Light]]
*[[Femboys]]
*[[Male Gaze]]
*[[Rocko's Modern Life]]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]]
*[[Traps]]

==Penguinz0==

{{Lolcow2}}

[[File:Penquinz0Greentext1.jpg|thumb|The default skin of commentary jewtubers.]]

'''Penguinz0''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Charles Christopher White Jr''') is the current king of the shitpile known as [[Reddit]], and typically falsely claimed as a commentary YouTuber. His content is about drama and current news, but similar to someone like [[Boogie2988]], he never gives a real take, and will either fence-sit, or say the general consensus. He also collects dildos and has a room full of toys.

He hosted the Official Podcast with Huggbees, Jackson Clarke, and based Kaya Orsan, which he had been hosting since 2016, up until 2024.

Before becoming a [[cuckold]] he started off making gameplay videos and [[incel]] storytimes. The ladder of which would make him begin to see growth in views and subscribers. His ancient gameplay videos of him playing [[Halo]], [[Gears of War]], and [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 4]] have been lost to time, and now are considered lost media. While his storytimes are still up, being as he's less embarrassed about them than fucking gameplay footage. In these videos, he would talk about masturbation funnies, and being so cripplingly autistic, that he thought acting like Light Yagami from Deathnote would get him pussy, when it just made him look like [[Seung Hui Cho]]. This "openness", willing to be a shamefag for comedy, and safe-edgy jokes about [[dildos]] and [[small cock]]s would get him a strong fanbase of redditards who worship him.

[[Sneako]], is a [[pedophile]] [[Muslim]] who hates Charlie because he didn't like his favorite [[child porn]] film, [[Cuties]]. Instead of just [[trolling]] him, Charlie chose to flex his epic and tough gun collection, to win the argument or something. As recent as 2024, Charlie would get into a debate about [[tranny|trannism]] and the age of consent with [[Sneako]]. In this debate, he would reveal that he is okay with kids transitioning at a young age if their parents consented. This caused tons of backlash, leading to him leaving his podcast, quitting Twitter, making a cope YouTube response video, and saying he was taking a break from drama content.

===See Also===
*[[Belle Delphine]]
*[[Def Noodles]]
*[[H3H3 Productions]]
*[[LeafyIsHere]]
*[[MamaMax]] - "I CAN RUIN YOUR CAREER, BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO"
*[[SomeOrdinaryGamers]]

===External Links===
*{{yt|@|Penguinz0}}
*{{Kfthread|136125|KF thread}}
*[https://lostmediawiki.com/Cr1TiKaL_(partially_found_early_videos_of_YouTuber_Penguinz0;_2007-2010) LostMediaWiki entry on his lost videos]

{{portals|youtube|socialjustice}}
{{Dyingalone}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{Lpers}}
{{RedditSeries}}

==Hotwheels==

{{Deadcow}}

'''Hotwheels'''{{Incel}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Fredrick Brennan''') was the wheelchair-bound creator of [[8chan]], turned furfag lefty degen who later disowned the site because of the increase of [[Nazis]].

Fredrick has been on the Internetz since he was 6 fucking years old, and, due to his brittle bones disease, he spent a good part of his teen years using [[4chan]]. Even hacking his fostercare's wifi just to use it.

Before founding 8chan, he originally was an admin for an [[incel]] centric imageboard called [[Wizardchan]]. His admin status was due to his frequent usage and, in the eyes of other admins, forever virgin status. This would later be disproven, as Fredrick was able to find a girl who fucked disabled guys, leading to him being disowned by Wizardchan.

When Null was starting Infinity Next, Fredrick funded the majority of the donations, but later threw Null under the bus and claimed Josh was a meth addict after it turned out to be shit.

<center><youtube>oQ5NnYrDeMw</youtube></center>
<center>'''[[Null]]'s reaction to Fredrick's death'''</center>

===External Links===
*[https://rumble.com/v5zsn22-2019-01-01-killstream-frederick-hotwheels-brennan-and-josh-moon-live-kraut-.html Fredrick's appearance on the Killstream]

{{Fatfurry}}

{{Portals|chans|trolls|furries|socialjustice}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Sektur}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{8chan}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}

''We'll miss u fredrick : _ (''

User:Couscous/Sandbox

2026-06-14T17:51:51Z

Couscous: /* Hotwheels */

{{UserSandbox}}


==Jelly Pirates==
{{Forcedmeme}}

'''Jelly Pirates''' is a [[forced meme]] on 4chan's [[b/|/b/]] board. A Jelly Pirate thread will usually have a shooped or [[AI artwork|AI slop]] image of a pirate holding Welch's brand grape jelly, followed by the poster either telling you to join now or be gay, how you're too much of a [[newfag]] to remember the supposed Jelly Pirate raids of '06, or somehow tying it back to the king of current /b/, [[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit|Andy Sixx]].

Despite what Jelly Niggers will tell you, this is still a somewhat virgining meme, with discourse of it only kept for the [[faggots|cool kids]] who still use 4chan.

===Phrases===
''Wanna [[LARP]] as a trve Jellyposter? We got you covered, with these phrases you'll fit right it! Don't forget to [[spam]]!

*Jelly much?
*NIGGER FAGGOT JEW PISS SHIT CUNT

===List of people who are Jellyposters===
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Alex Pretti]]
*[[Greta Thunberg]]

===Gallery===

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</gallery>|}}

===See Also===
*[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]]
*[[Unfunny]]

{{Cancer}}

==Looney Tunes==
{{Offended}}

'''Looney Tunes''' is an [[old meme]] of a cartoon, with it being around for so long many things have come from it.

===Origins===
===Characters===

Although now seen as iconic or "non-problematic", the ideas for some of the original line up of characters were either an ordinary anthropomorphic animal, or a racist caricature of an anthropomorphic animal.

===Space Jam===
===Video Games===
===Memes===
===Racist Shit===
===Anti-Nazis===
===The Looney Tunes Show===
===Gallery===
===Videos===

{{Portals|furries|tv}}
{{Comics}}
{{Cartoons}}

=={{Glowtext|Tim Pool}}==

Other than the likes of [[Hasan Piker]], political media has never seen a bigger grifter than '''Tim Pool'''. A current [[Russian]] puppet and political [[Bisexual]], his tactic of fence sitting on certain issues, only playing into an idea hard when it benefits him the most, has given him an audience of clueless retards, who only enjoy his content when it tells them what they want to hear. Despite being a grifter, Tim claims to be a centrist when it comes to politics to save him from any criticism regarding the fact. He hosts his show the TimCast, where he either interviews political adjacent personalities, or gives his worthless takes on current happenings. Whenever he does give a "hot-take", it is always bafflingly retarded. When retarded chimp Karmelo Anthony killed Austin Metcalf, Tim gave the take that it was justified.

Tim has a severe case of [[Internet tough guy]], and will try to convince he's more than just a bald [[manlet]].

Here is a list of the people who Tim has been able to get to appear on his show:

*[[Kanye West]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]]
*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Milo Yiannopoulos]]
*[[TheQuartering]]
*[[Alex Jones]]
*[[Candace Owens]]
*[[Ben Shapiro]]
*[[ComicsGate|Eric July]]
*[[Steven Bonnell II]]
*[[Sargon of Akkad]]
*[[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
*[[Joe Rogan]]
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]]
*[[Knife Game|Rusty Cage]]
*[[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]]

===Videos===

<center><youtube>2zkebVTmrs</youtube></center>

===See Also===
*[[Mumkey Jones]] - His brother, Chris "Reactor" Pool is friends with Mumkey and is actually based.
*[[Charlie Kirk]] - Tim is the origin of the "Sources tell me [blank] is stable" copypasta.

{{Truth}}
{{Politics}}
{{Russia}}

==Art Template==

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[[Adolf Hitler]] •
[[Akira Toriyama]] •
[[Ben Bocquelet]] •
[[Carlos Ramirez]] •
[[Charles Manson]] •
[[Daniel Johnston]] •
[[Leonardo Da Vinci]] •
[[Frank Miller]] •
[[George Bush]] •
[[GradeAUnderA]] •
[[Sharty 'Jakkers]] •
[[James Rolfe]] •
[[John Edward Robinson]] •
[[John Kricfalusi]] •
[[John Solomon]] •
[[John Wayne Gacy]] •
[[Kanye West]] •
[[Mike Judge]] •
[[Neutral Milk Hotel]] •
[[R. Crumb]] •
[[Salvador Dali]] •
[[Sam Hyde]] •
[[StamperTV]] •
[[Thomas Kinkade]] •
[[Tim Burton]] •
[[Tubgirl]] •
[[Wyatt Mann]] •
[[Vincent van Gogh]]

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[[Burzum]] •
[[Captain Underpants]] •
[[Caspar Milquetoast]] •
[[Charlie The Unicorn]] •
[[Cow Tools]] •
[[Circuit Bending]] •
[[Dilbert]] •
[[Dogisaga]] •
[[Duckman]] •
[[Fritz The Cat]] •
[[Garbage Pail Kids]] •
[[Good Burger]] •
[[Goosebumps Book Covers]] •
[[Happy Merchant]] •
[[Joe Camel]] •
[[Kilroy Was Here]] •
[[Loss]] •
[[Magic The Gathering]] •
[[Monty Python]] •
[[Muhammad Cartoons]] •
[[Peanuts]] •
[[Ren and Stimpy]] •
[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] •
[[Watchmen]] •
[[Weird Al Yankovic]]

|-
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| style=" padding:.2em; background:#ADD8E6; margin:.1em; border:1px solid #000000;" |


[[Animu]]s •
[[Banksy]] •
[[Chris Chan]] •
[[Chick tracts]] •
[[Empress Theresa]] •
[[George Lucas]] •
[[Hayao Miyazaki]] •
[[Kengle]] •
[[Ken Penders]] •
[[Kurt Cobain]] •
[[JohnOfE]] •
[[MAD Magazine]] •
[[My Little Pony]] •
[[Shmorky]] •
[[The Simpsons]] •
[[TheOdd1sOut]] •
[[TomSka]] •
[[Trey Parker]] and [[Matt Stone]] •
[[Virgil Abloh]] •
[[Yoko Ono]]

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[[co/|/co/]] •
[[Avant-Garde]] •
[[Etsy]] •
[[Face-painter|Face-Painting]] •
[[Fan Art]] •
[[Fan Fiction]] •
[[Furry Art]] •
[[Hate Art]] •
[[Internet Art]] •
[[Menstrual Painting]] •
[[Music]] •
[[MS Paint]] •
[[Shitty Art]] •
[[Tracing]]

|}</div>

==Whang==

'''Justin Whang''' (yes his last name is really [[wang]]) or as he's known on [[JewTube]], '''Whang''', stylized as '''Whang!''', is an [[Asian]] YouTube video essayist who makes videos about various Internet Related topics. From [[Pony Cum Jar Project]], to [[Lowtax]] V. [[Uwe Boll]], his videos are an encyclopedia of sorts for the [[Normies|common man]].

===Maddox===

{{portals|youtube|chans|trolls|music}}
{{Azn}}
{{Goth}}
{{Maddox}}
{{Ytmnd}}

==Tranny Template==

[[File:Screenshot 2026-06-08 232429.png|right|200px]]

Ok so i feel like this might be a good idea since theres a lot of troon articles. I'll start working on it later. or not idk

'''Stunning and Brave'''

*[[Ahuviya Harel]]
*[[Alex Mauer]]
*[[Anna Anthropy]]
*[[Blaire White]]
*[[Bluefolf]]
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[Bruce Jenner]]
*[[Bubba Copeland]]
*[[Burntfishie]]
*[[Charles Ziese]]
*[[Chloe Sagal]]
*[[Chris Crocker]]
*[[Chris Tyson]]
*[[Christine Weston Chandler]]
*[[CopperCab]]
*[[Diogo Mendes]]
*[[Dylan Mulvaney]]
*[[Giggly Goonclown]]
*[[Goddess Bunny]]
*[[Naxinet]]
*[[Hypnotist Sappho]]
*[[Jazz Jennings]]
*[[Jeffrey Dahmer]]
*[[Keffals]]
*[[Kim Petras]]
*[[Laurelai]]
*[[Luke Mochrie]]
*[[Narcissa Wright]]
*[[Pieman]]
*[[Randy Stair]]
*[[Robin Westman]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]
*[[Sewerslvt]]
*[[SpaxxTraxx]]
*[[Troonjak]]
*[[Willem Van Spronsen]]
*[[Xenuria]]

'''Cross-Dressers'''

*[[Ed Gein]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Smartschoolboy9]]

'''Pooners'''

*[[Audrey Hale]]
*[[Birdie]]
*[[Jessi Slaughter]]

'''Chasers'''

*[[Count Dankula]]
*[[Eddie Murphy]]
*[[Jacob Sockness]]
*[[Tipster]]
*[[Tyler Robinson]]
*[[You]]

'''Enemies'''

*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Nazis]]
*[[Null]]
*[[J.K. Rowling]]
*[[Kid Rock]]
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Ray William Johnson]]

'''Pasttimes'''

*[[r9k/|/r9k/]]
*[[Antiwork|r/Antiwork]]
*[[Grooming]]
*[[HRT]]
*[[Plastic Surgery]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Twitter]]

'''See Also'''

*[[Assigned Male]]
*[[Bridget]]
*[[Bud Light]]
*[[Femboys]]
*[[Male Gaze]]
*[[Rocko's Modern Life]]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]]
*[[Traps]]

==Penguinz0==

{{Lolcow2}}

[[File:Penquinz0Greentext1.jpg|thumb|The default skin of commentary jewtubers.]]

'''Penguinz0''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Charles Christopher White Jr''') is the current king of the shitpile known as [[Reddit]], and typically falsely claimed as a commentary YouTuber. His content is about drama and current news, but similar to someone like [[Boogie2988]], he never gives a real take, and will either fence-sit, or say the general consensus. He also collects dildos and has a room full of toys.

He hosted the Official Podcast with Huggbees, Jackson Clarke, and based Kaya Orsan, which he had been hosting since 2016, up until 2024.

Before becoming a [[cuckold]] he started off making gameplay videos and [[incel]] storytimes. The ladder of which would make him begin to see growth in views and subscribers. His ancient gameplay videos of him playing [[Halo]], [[Gears of War]], and [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 4]] have been lost to time, and now are considered lost media. While his storytimes are still up, being as he's less embarrassed about them than fucking gameplay footage. In these videos, he would talk about masturbation funnies, and being so cripplingly autistic, that he thought acting like Light Yagami from Deathnote would get him pussy, when it just made him look like [[Seung Hui Cho]]. This "openness", willing to be a shamefag for comedy, and safe-edgy jokes about [[dildos]] and [[small cock]]s would get him a strong fanbase of redditards who worship him.

[[Sneako]], is a [[pedophile]] [[Muslim]] who hates Charlie because he didn't like his favorite [[child porn]] film, [[Cuties]]. Instead of just [[trolling]] him, Charlie chose to flex his epic and tough gun collection, to win the argument or something. As recent as 2024, Charlie would get into a debate about [[tranny|trannism]] and the age of consent with [[Sneako]]. In this debate, he would reveal that he is okay with kids transitioning at a young age if their parents consented. This caused tons of backlash, leading to him leaving his podcast, quitting Twitter, making a cope YouTube response video, and saying he was taking a break from drama content.

===See Also===
*[[Belle Delphine]]
*[[Def Noodles]]
*[[H3H3 Productions]]
*[[LeafyIsHere]]
*[[MamaMax]] - "I CAN RUIN YOUR CAREER, BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO"
*[[SomeOrdinaryGamers]]

===External Links===
*{{yt|@|Penguinz0}}
*{{Kfthread|136125|KF thread}}
*[https://lostmediawiki.com/Cr1TiKaL_(partially_found_early_videos_of_YouTuber_Penguinz0;_2007-2010) LostMediaWiki entry on his lost videos]

{{portals|youtube|socialjustice}}
{{Dyingalone}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{Lpers}}
{{RedditSeries}}

==Hotwheels==

{{Deadcow}}

'''Hotwheels'''{{Incel}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Fredrick Brennan''') was the wheelchair-bound creator of [[8chan]], turned furfag lefty degen who later disowned the site because of the increase of [[Nazis]].

Fredrick has been on the Internetz since he was 6 fucking years old, and, due to his brittle bones disease, he spent a good part of his teen years using [[4chan]]. Even hacking his fostercare's wifi just to use it.

Before founding 8chan, he originally was an admin for an [[incel]] centric imageboard called [[Wizardchan]]. His admin status was due to his frequent usage and, in the eyes of other admins, forever virgin status. This would later be disproven, as Fredrick was able to find a girl who fucked disabled guys, leading to him being disowned by Wizardchan.

<center><youtube>oQ5NnYrDeMw</youtube></center>
<center>'''[[Null]]'s reaction to Fredrick's death'''</center>

{{Fatfurry}}

{{Portals|chans|trolls|furries|socialjustice}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Sektur}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{8chan}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}

''We'll miss u fredrick : _ (''

User:Couscous/Sandbox

2026-06-14T17:20:24Z

Couscous:

{{UserSandbox}}


==Jelly Pirates==
{{Forcedmeme}}

'''Jelly Pirates''' is a [[forced meme]] on 4chan's [[b/|/b/]] board. A Jelly Pirate thread will usually have a shooped or [[AI artwork|AI slop]] image of a pirate holding Welch's brand grape jelly, followed by the poster either telling you to join now or be gay, how you're too much of a [[newfag]] to remember the supposed Jelly Pirate raids of '06, or somehow tying it back to the king of current /b/, [[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit|Andy Sixx]].

Despite what Jelly Niggers will tell you, this is still a somewhat virgining meme, with discourse of it only kept for the [[faggots|cool kids]] who still use 4chan.

===Phrases===
''Wanna [[LARP]] as a trve Jellyposter? We got you covered, with these phrases you'll fit right it! Don't forget to [[spam]]!

*Jelly much?
*NIGGER FAGGOT JEW PISS SHIT CUNT

===List of people who are Jellyposters===
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Alex Pretti]]
*[[Greta Thunberg]]

===Gallery===

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===See Also===
*[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]]
*[[Unfunny]]

{{Cancer}}

==Looney Tunes==
{{Offended}}

'''Looney Tunes''' is an [[old meme]] of a cartoon, with it being around for so long many things have come from it.

===Origins===
===Characters===

Although now seen as iconic or "non-problematic", the ideas for some of the original line up of characters were either an ordinary anthropomorphic animal, or a racist caricature of an anthropomorphic animal.

===Space Jam===
===Video Games===
===Memes===
===Racist Shit===
===Anti-Nazis===
===The Looney Tunes Show===
===Gallery===
===Videos===

{{Portals|furries|tv}}
{{Comics}}
{{Cartoons}}

=={{Glowtext|Tim Pool}}==

Other than the likes of [[Hasan Piker]], political media has never seen a bigger grifter than '''Tim Pool'''. A current [[Russian]] puppet and political [[Bisexual]], his tactic of fence sitting on certain issues, only playing into an idea hard when it benefits him the most, has given him an audience of clueless retards, who only enjoy his content when it tells them what they want to hear. Despite being a grifter, Tim claims to be a centrist when it comes to politics to save him from any criticism regarding the fact. He hosts his show the TimCast, where he either interviews political adjacent personalities, or gives his worthless takes on current happenings. Whenever he does give a "hot-take", it is always bafflingly retarded. When retarded chimp Karmelo Anthony killed Austin Metcalf, Tim gave the take that it was justified.

Tim has a severe case of [[Internet tough guy]], and will try to convince he's more than just a bald [[manlet]].

Here is a list of the people who Tim has been able to get to appear on his show:

*[[Kanye West]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]]
*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Milo Yiannopoulos]]
*[[TheQuartering]]
*[[Alex Jones]]
*[[Candace Owens]]
*[[Ben Shapiro]]
*[[ComicsGate|Eric July]]
*[[Steven Bonnell II]]
*[[Sargon of Akkad]]
*[[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
*[[Joe Rogan]]
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]]
*[[Knife Game|Rusty Cage]]
*[[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]]

===Videos===

<center><youtube>2zkebVTmrs</youtube></center>

===See Also===
*[[Mumkey Jones]] - His brother, Chris "Reactor" Pool is friends with Mumkey and is actually based.
*[[Charlie Kirk]] - Tim is the origin of the "Sources tell me [blank] is stable" copypasta.

{{Truth}}
{{Politics}}
{{Russia}}

==Art Template==

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| style="{{roundytop|.75em}}; padding:.2em; background:#ADD8E6; margin:.1em; border:1px solid #000000;" | 

[[Adolf Hitler]] •
[[Akira Toriyama]] •
[[Ben Bocquelet]] •
[[Carlos Ramirez]] •
[[Charles Manson]] •
[[Daniel Johnston]] •
[[Leonardo Da Vinci]] •
[[Frank Miller]] •
[[George Bush]] •
[[GradeAUnderA]] •
[[Sharty 'Jakkers]] •
[[James Rolfe]] •
[[John Edward Robinson]] •
[[John Kricfalusi]] •
[[John Solomon]] •
[[John Wayne Gacy]] •
[[Kanye West]] •
[[Mike Judge]] •
[[Neutral Milk Hotel]] •
[[R. Crumb]] •
[[Salvador Dali]] •
[[Sam Hyde]] •
[[StamperTV]] •
[[Thomas Kinkade]] •
[[Tim Burton]] •
[[Tubgirl]] •
[[Wyatt Mann]] •
[[Vincent van Gogh]]

|-
! style=" padding:.2em; background:#ADD8E6; margin:.1em; border:1px solid #000000;" | <big>'''Select Pieces of Art:'''</big>
| style=" padding:.2em; background:#ADD8E6; margin:.1em; border:1px solid #000000;" |


[[Burzum]] •
[[Captain Underpants]] •
[[Caspar Milquetoast]] •
[[Charlie The Unicorn]] •
[[Cow Tools]] •
[[Circuit Bending]] •
[[Dilbert]] •
[[Dogisaga]] •
[[Duckman]] •
[[Fritz The Cat]] •
[[Garbage Pail Kids]] •
[[Good Burger]] •
[[Goosebumps Book Covers]] •
[[Happy Merchant]] •
[[Joe Camel]] •
[[Kilroy Was Here]] •
[[Loss]] •
[[Magic The Gathering]] •
[[Monty Python]] •
[[Muhammad Cartoons]] •
[[Peanuts]] •
[[Ren and Stimpy]] •
[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] •
[[Watchmen]] •
[[Weird Al Yankovic]]

|-
! style=" padding:.2em; background:#ADD8E6; margin:.1em; border:1px solid #000000;" | <big>'''Anti-Art:'''</big>
| style=" padding:.2em; background:#ADD8E6; margin:.1em; border:1px solid #000000;" |


[[Animu]]s •
[[Banksy]] •
[[Chris Chan]] •
[[Chick tracts]] •
[[Empress Theresa]] •
[[George Lucas]] •
[[Hayao Miyazaki]] •
[[Kengle]] •
[[Ken Penders]] •
[[Kurt Cobain]] •
[[JohnOfE]] •
[[MAD Magazine]] •
[[My Little Pony]] •
[[Shmorky]] •
[[The Simpsons]] •
[[TheOdd1sOut]] •
[[TomSka]] •
[[Trey Parker]] and [[Matt Stone]] •
[[Virgil Abloh]] •
[[Yoko Ono]]

|-
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| style="{{roundybottom|.75em}}; padding:.2em; background:#ADD8E6; margin:.1em; border:1px solid #000000;" |


[[co/|/co/]] •
[[Avant-Garde]] •
[[Etsy]] •
[[Face-painter|Face-Painting]] •
[[Fan Art]] •
[[Fan Fiction]] •
[[Furry Art]] •
[[Hate Art]] •
[[Internet Art]] •
[[Menstrual Painting]] •
[[Music]] •
[[MS Paint]] •
[[Shitty Art]] •
[[Tracing]]

|}</div>

==Whang==

'''Justin Whang''' (yes his last name is really [[wang]]) or as he's known on [[JewTube]], '''Whang''', stylized as '''Whang!''', is an [[Asian]] YouTube video essayist who makes videos about various Internet Related topics. From [[Pony Cum Jar Project]], to [[Lowtax]] V. [[Uwe Boll]], his videos are an encyclopedia of sorts for the [[Normies|common man]].

===Maddox===

{{portals|youtube|chans|trolls|music}}
{{Azn}}
{{Goth}}
{{Maddox}}
{{Ytmnd}}

==Tranny Template==

[[File:Screenshot 2026-06-08 232429.png|right|200px]]

Ok so i feel like this might be a good idea since theres a lot of troon articles. I'll start working on it later. or not idk

'''Stunning and Brave'''

*[[Ahuviya Harel]]
*[[Alex Mauer]]
*[[Anna Anthropy]]
*[[Blaire White]]
*[[Bluefolf]]
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[Bruce Jenner]]
*[[Bubba Copeland]]
*[[Burntfishie]]
*[[Charles Ziese]]
*[[Chloe Sagal]]
*[[Chris Crocker]]
*[[Chris Tyson]]
*[[Christine Weston Chandler]]
*[[CopperCab]]
*[[Diogo Mendes]]
*[[Dylan Mulvaney]]
*[[Giggly Goonclown]]
*[[Goddess Bunny]]
*[[Naxinet]]
*[[Hypnotist Sappho]]
*[[Jazz Jennings]]
*[[Jeffrey Dahmer]]
*[[Keffals]]
*[[Kim Petras]]
*[[Laurelai]]
*[[Luke Mochrie]]
*[[Narcissa Wright]]
*[[Pieman]]
*[[Randy Stair]]
*[[Robin Westman]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]
*[[Sewerslvt]]
*[[SpaxxTraxx]]
*[[Troonjak]]
*[[Willem Van Spronsen]]
*[[Xenuria]]

'''Cross-Dressers'''

*[[Ed Gein]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Smartschoolboy9]]

'''Pooners'''

*[[Audrey Hale]]
*[[Birdie]]
*[[Jessi Slaughter]]

'''Chasers'''

*[[Count Dankula]]
*[[Eddie Murphy]]
*[[Jacob Sockness]]
*[[Tipster]]
*[[Tyler Robinson]]
*[[You]]

'''Enemies'''

*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Nazis]]
*[[Null]]
*[[J.K. Rowling]]
*[[Kid Rock]]
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Ray William Johnson]]

'''Pasttimes'''

*[[r9k/|/r9k/]]
*[[Antiwork|r/Antiwork]]
*[[Grooming]]
*[[HRT]]
*[[Plastic Surgery]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Twitter]]

'''See Also'''

*[[Assigned Male]]
*[[Bridget]]
*[[Bud Light]]
*[[Femboys]]
*[[Male Gaze]]
*[[Rocko's Modern Life]]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]]
*[[Traps]]

==Penguinz0==

{{Lolcow2}}

[[File:Penquinz0Greentext1.jpg|thumb|The default skin of commentary jewtubers.]]

'''Penguinz0''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Charles Christopher White Jr''') is the current king of the shitpile known as [[Reddit]], and typically falsely claimed as a commentary YouTuber. His content is about drama and current news, but similar to someone like [[Boogie2988]], he never gives a real take, and will either fence-sit, or say the general consensus. He also collects dildos and has a room full of toys.

He hosted the Official Podcast with Huggbees, Jackson Clarke, and based Kaya Orsan, which he had been hosting since 2016, up until 2024.

Before becoming a [[cuckold]] he started off making gameplay videos and [[incel]] storytimes. The ladder of which would make him begin to see growth in views and subscribers. His ancient gameplay videos of him playing [[Halo]], [[Gears of War]], and [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 4]] have been lost to time, and now are considered lost media. While his storytimes are still up, being as he's less embarrassed about them than fucking gameplay footage. In these videos, he would talk about masturbation funnies, and being so cripplingly autistic, that he thought acting like Light Yagami from Deathnote would get him pussy, when it just made him look like [[Seung Hui Cho]]. This "openness", willing to be a shamefag for comedy, and safe-edgy jokes about [[dildos]] and [[small cock]]s would get him a strong fanbase of redditards who worship him.

[[Sneako]], is a [[pedophile]] [[Muslim]] who hates Charlie because he didn't like his favorite [[child porn]] film, [[Cuties]]. Instead of just [[trolling]] him, Charlie chose to flex his epic and tough gun collection, to win the argument or something. As recent as 2024, Charlie would get into a debate about [[tranny|trannism]] and the age of consent with [[Sneako]]. In this debate, he would reveal that he is okay with kids transitioning at a young age if their parents consented. This caused tons of backlash, leading to him leaving his podcast, quitting Twitter, making a cope YouTube response video, and saying he was taking a break from drama content.

===See Also===
*[[Belle Delphine]]
*[[Def Noodles]]
*[[H3H3 Productions]]
*[[LeafyIsHere]]
*[[MamaMax]] - "I CAN RUIN YOUR CAREER, BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO"
*[[SomeOrdinaryGamers]]

===External Links===
*{{yt|@|Penguinz0}}
*{{Kfthread|136125|KF thread}}
*[https://lostmediawiki.com/Cr1TiKaL_(partially_found_early_videos_of_YouTuber_Penguinz0;_2007-2010) LostMediaWiki entry on his lost videos]

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==Hotwheels==

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'''Hotwheels'''{{Incel}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Fredrick Brennan''') was the wheelchair-bound creator of [[8chan]], turned furfag lefty degen who later disowned the site because of the increase of [[Nazis]].

Fredrick has been on the Internetz since he was 6 fucking years old, and, due to his brittle bones disease, he spent a good part of his teen years using [[4chan]]. Even hacking his fostercare's wifi just to use it.

Before founding 8chan, he originally was an admin for an [[incel]] centric imageboard called [[Wizardchan]]. His admin status was due to his frequent usage and, in the eyes of other admins, forever virgin status. This would later be disproven, as Fredrick was able to find a girl who fucked disabled guys, leading to him being disowned by Wizardchan.

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''We'll miss u fredrick : _ (''

User:Saltnigga

2026-06-14T16:42:44Z

Couscous: seeing the edits you did to algores page made me realize i didnt bully you enough

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:''For my previous account, see [[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]]''
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{{Goodnews|He found this article!}}
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{{Banned|fucking mud}}
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{{Retard|I love sticking my cock in mud!}}
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| <font style="color:#000000; font-weight: bold;"><b>Ever wondered who was behind all those shitty [[mass shooter]] articles?</b>
<big>'''Mudfucker is a product of obsessing over dead losers.'''</big>
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{{Notice|If anybody has the video of him cutting his arm, post it on his page please}}
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{{Rainbow|COUSCOUS OWNS ME}}
{{Spoilers|I'M A GOOK AND WILL NEVER BE ARYAN NO MATTER HOW HARD I LARP}}
{{Spoilers|I CUT MYSELF BECAUSE PEOPLE MADE FUN OF MY MUD FETISH}}
{{Spoilers|I GOT SENT TO A PSYCH WARD BECAUSE COUSCOUS LAUGHED AT ME}}
{{Spoilers|I DOXED MYSELF TO GIRLONINTERNET TO GET UNBANNED FROM THE DISCORD SERVER}}
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| <br /><big><big><font color="#000033"><center>'''Raped by a real ass nigger?'''</center></font></big></big><p>

<big><font color="#000033"><center>Mudfucker is a victim of {{Colortext|red|Couscous}}.</center> </font></big></p>

<center><p><small>''Be prepared for butthurt emo posts''</small></p><center>
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[[File:wellwellwellmud.png|600px|center|thumb|Well, well, well...]]

{{Quote|Currently in the process of doxing Couscous|Bio of one of my Discord alts}}

'''I'''{{Jew}}{{Incel}} am a mudfucking gook, how u do?
*{{Age|2009|9|22}}
*[[Catholic|Mudlover]]
*Homeschooled lol
*[[User:Number9999999/Number9999997|Half orphan lol]]
*Self admitted autism
*[[Amerimutt|Mudainese]]
*Mud nut
*Mudhead
*<s>Coined the term "[[Tarrantula]]" to refer to [[Brenton]]'s retarded fans</s> No you didn't retard.
*Started a page format for mudlovers like me
Won't be very active because I'm banned, and even if I wasn't, I'm too busy fucking mud lol.

Will eventually lock the fuck in and make a [[mud]] article that's not a redirect

Cous finished my [[King Von]] article thx bb <3

==Story of Sodium==
I was groomed by Discord trannies into fapping to mud. No, srsly. I'm also a [[groyper]], and wanted to use the movement to track down the trannies that groomed me and send them to jail or something.

After this was found out by the ED Discord server I sperged the fuck out and made it my life mission to kill Couscous or some shit.

I used to have a commentary YouTube channel where I made [[PACKGOD]]-style roast videos on people like [[Thomas Crooks]], but after it was found by ED I [[DFE]].

I'm very obsessed with ED's own [[AlGore]], constantly talking about him to the point that I tried to make a holiday for it in the Discord. Unsurprisingly, nobody wanted to play with me. :(

I had a Reddit account where I would attention whore on r/suicidewatch, bawwing about how bad I want to kill myself. Speaking of suicide, my dad saw my "ponies in mud" folder and blew his shit smooth off, leading to me [https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Golden_iPod&diff=prev&oldid=1924746 literally nominating him for a Golden iPod award].

==How to troll me==

I get very angry when people mock me for my mud fetish, even though I proudly talked about it nonstop UwU. Calling me Mudfucker will make me very very very mad, so don't you dare do it!

Couscous, Denard B Walker, and GirlOnInternet are big bad bullies and they hurt my feelings.

I told Cous that if he ever wrote an article on me I would kill myself so let's see where this brings me.

==What Sodium likes==
*[[User:LolzieCow69|LolzieCow69]] - was begging to talk to
*Mud
*Couscous - don't tell him tho
*[[AlGore]] - Will never be my senpai
*Mud
*More mud
*Mudkips
*Mud

==Known Aliases==
*Sodium
*Sodumb and Gomoron
*[[John Earnest|John Furnest]] - Accompanied by a [[Media:Anthro Anheroes 8.jpeg|PFP]] drawn by our very own [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]].
*Transfur Shitskin
*Antbrap
*Wolfking
*[[Yakub]] - Will never be him either. I did this LARP because I got a massive boner upon seeing a big-headed mud man.
*Caseohimpersonator
*Number9999999

== EDD Arc 1 ==

[[File:diesfromcringe.gif|thumb|200px|{{Greentext|>And fucking skadaddled!}}]]
I made a very shitty article about [[wikipedia:Disappearance of Asha Degree|some random missing girl]], thinking it would get the same attention as someone like [[Mitchell Henderson]]. This, of course, did not happen, and I was gulaged to be mocked by more refined EDiots.

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File:sodiumdeflect.png|I tried to steer the conversation to be about [[AlGore]] LOL.
File:tbytellsithowitis.png|He's right you know.
File:articlesodiumlol.png|"She was a pedophile"? How can a kid be a pedophile?
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File:lulziezlolz.png|She's right you know.
File:GOItrollssodium.png|#OwnedByGOI
File:couslololol.png|Cous being a meanie.
File:revealofsuibait.png|The screenshots shown were of me suicide baiting on Reddit.
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== EDD Arc 2 ==
After my first kick, I joined back on an alt and lurked to go un-noticed. This wasn't until the shooting by [[Robin Westman]] where I started to sperg in chat about muh religion.

Cous then brought up I have a mud fetish, and I was gulaged and given the now iconic nickname '''Mudfucker'''.

And then....the autism....it took control.....what you saw earlier....{{Colortext|#f00|'''THAT WASN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!'''}}

I then began to cry in chat about how I was groomed by Discord trannies into fucking mud and being into furfag shit. This only made them laugh at me more : (

Then I got kicked, and thinking this was a ban I DMd every fucking admin and even sent my ID with all my info to GirlOnInternet in order to come back because, "I love ED and being a part of the community". Even tho I wasn't banned, and the community I liked being a part of thinks I'm a massive tard.

But while I was gone I did some reflection...and I realized....THIS IS ALL COUSCOUS'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

== EDD Arc 3: Finale ==
[[File:gokuvfreeza.png|thumb|artist rendition of what mudfucker imagined this whole thing being.]]
After the pisscord was raped and was forced to rebuild. I came back to this server to announce I was hiring a dark web hitman to kill Couscous. This was because while I was gone, I was in a psychward because my fat mom didn't wanna deal with me tarding out. And the bill for my stay was in the thousands.

As expected, I was only bullied further because of this, and thus for attention or for them to feel bad, I sent a video of my arm with cuts, and saying, "[[LOL|keep calling me a mudfucker, cmon, keep doing it]]".

I was then b&.

But not before making alts to try to join back lol.

== Update ==
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[[File:cousvssodiumparttwo.png|300px|center|thumb|[[PARTY HARD]]]]

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[[Better Call Saul]] and [[Phoenix Wright]].

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===Current Whereabouts===

''Q: Where can I find you to mock you more?''

:A: I've been using soyspeak a lot more recently, so I probably grifted to being a soyteen.

==LordGrim fanart==

[[File:SaltniggaSLOP.jpg|center]]

The ED people asked the SEXY GOD known as LORDGRIM to draw me covered in mud, so here y'all go!

== Contributions ==
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<td style="background:#eee;">[[Adam Purinton]] • [[Alen Rizvan Rizvanović]] • [[Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk]] • [[Avraham Ben Israel]] • [[Huu Can Tran]] • [[Lee Hung-yuan]]
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<nowiki>*I created this article, but it was massively improved by other EDiots.</nowiki>
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==See Also==
*[[Quicksand Fetish]] - What I have.
*[[Writing yourself into an article]] - What I do non-stop.

== External Links ==
*{{Yt|@|Sodium2000|Transfur Shitskin}} - Spam my comments with muddy jokes
*{{discord|u|twigsomething14}} - Send me mud!
*{{Edfmember|yakub.3121|Yakub}} - EDF account, please remind me I like mud here so I don't forget.
**{{Edfmember|number999999.1333|Number999999}} - Previous EDF account

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2026-06-14T16:41:18Z

Couscous: File uploaded with MsUpload

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William Atchison

2026-06-14T16:27:18Z

Couscous: /* AFTER 9 WHOLE FUCKING YEARS HE INSPIRED AN ATTACK */

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''Note: this is an article about a former [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [[User:AlGore|user page]]. To leave this user a message, please visit his gravesite or try reaching him with a [[Ouija Board]]''<br>
''"AlGore" redirects here. For the politician, see [[Al Gore]].''
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{{Quote|'''He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.'''|San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen}}
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<center><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS"><big><big><big>'''#CouchCrew2k15 #TangoDown '''</big></big></big></span></center><br>
{{ib|[[File:William atchison ('AlGore').jpg|270px]]<br>''This loser never scored.''}}
{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''William Atchison'''</big></big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 18, [[1990s|1996]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 7, [[2017]] (aged 21)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[ED]] sysop, basement dweller}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 (did worse than [[Randy Stair]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}}
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'''William Edward Atchison'''{{Columbiner}} (also known by his uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''Lance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', '''HeartofGold''' and '''SatanicDruggie''') was an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] admin and pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]], [[edgelord]], and [[Freckle Chan]]'s suspected cousin who [[school shooting|shot up a school]] in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was [[Epic fail|only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero]].

Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]]. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a [[school shooting]], just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.
[[File:William Atchison never scored.jpg|thumb|center|Let's hope that there's WiFi in [[Hell]] so William can read this.]]

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==Background==
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]]
[[File:LangNinetailsEldigato01.png|350px|thumb|right|[https://e926.net/posts/237061#comment-883008 I want to cum inside, but the couch's in the way.]]]
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].

On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?

Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [[brony]]/[[furfag]] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]].

==Almost [[V&]]==
A frequent visitor to [[Steam]] game discussions, our boy [[cock|Willy]] was first investigated by the feds, both local police and [[FBI]], back in 2014 or 2015 (by his account) when somebody [[Lulz|reported his profile to fuck with him]]. There was hypocrisy here, as he frowned upon people saying the most depraved shit for shock value, but he participated in the same things he whined and bitched about others doing it himself.

[[Last Thursday|In 2016,]] the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were [[Asking for it|on his doorstep pretty much immediately]]. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that [[It was a social experiment|he was just trolling]]. Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided [[Correct|he was just some stupid kid]] and [[Wrong|posed no threat to anyone]].

==Ali David Sonboly==
{{main|Munich Massacre}}
Will wasn't a completely friendless loser, he had a [[sand nigger]] friend named Ali Sonboly; who went postal a year before he did. The two were in some edgy [[Steam]] groups together which led to [[pigs|die Polizei]] looking into their relations after Willy's failure of a mission. Ali was born April 20, 1998, a year to the day before the [[Columbine|CoLULbine]] fags went [[Quentin Tarantino|NBK]] and his hero, [[Adolf Hitler]]'s birthday. He [[pwn]]ed some [[sixteen year old girl]]s at the local [[McDonalds|Mickie D's]] in [[Munich]], [[Germany]] before [[ragequit|logging off life forever]]. The [[retard]] considered himself [[Aryan]] despite being a dirty [[Iranian]] who would be put to work in das konzentrationslager with the [[Polacks]] and [[Jews]] quicker than you can Sieg Heil.

[[File:couch cuck.png|thumb|The hero couch]]

==The shooting==
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg|thumb|School used COUCH! It's super effective!]]
{{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]]. Note that the dutiful prole ''literally'' planned to work until the day he died (see note above).}}
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The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic.

With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]].

{{Quote|'''I know you’re in there.'''|Will while being cucked by a couch and shooting at a wall.}}

[[Image:Finalform2.jpg.jpg|thumb|right|Reincarnated.]]

[[And nothing of value was lost|He rightfully killed himself in shame]] as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than [[Randy Robert Stair]].

==Loadout==
[[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb|400px|He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.]]
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*Perfect camouflaged container for hiding [[Gun|handheld rapist]].
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*Hundreds of hours editing & reading ''[[School Shooting]]'' articles.
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==Online presence==
[[File:al gore virgin admission.png|center|500px]]
[[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia]] got it right! The truth is out!]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.]]
[[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right|AlGore's POV]]
[[File:Bill Signed Columbine Book.png|thumb|[[Irony|To Bill Atchison:]]<br/ >[[FuckYou|Thank you]] for your [[Stalking|kind work]] about me and my family, and thanks for your [[Obsession|interest]] in the story of Daniel & my journey.<br/ >-[[Columbine#Fatalities|Tom Mauser]], [[Columbine|4-20]]-14]]
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> <b>ALL</b> of his time running around online constantly screeching "FUCK YOU", "NIGGER", "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.

He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED. That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt [[Moderator|a great deal of virtual control]] by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly [[Conservatism|cuntservative]] [[White Devils|cracker ass]] persuasion. Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their [[hate|concerns]] with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.

On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]].

Meanwhile on Kiwi Farms he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]].

===Profiles===
[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:

* <s>{{yt|u|barajara|Vance Stone}}</s> - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.''' {{archive|Ai5tP}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel. '''Terminated too.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}}</s> - Alternative YouTube channel, #2. '''Also terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg}}
** {{yt|u|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3.
** {{yt|ch|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel, #5. '''You guessed it, terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ}}
** {{yt|ch|UCf1agPrxkOMlfzLvD7frdIQ|Drake Goodwin}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #6.
** {{yt|ch|UC3bNz1KWMpfhO22eLE3OJCA|Blockdude}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #7 with only 2 videos.
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}}</s> - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]]. '''Also terminated due to [[SJW|"hate speech"]].''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw}}
** {{yt|u|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20100310014844/https://www.youtube.com/user/TheOrangeBlock Archive of what it looked like back when it had content.])
** <s>{{yt|u|MrApophis|Seth the Skid}}</s> - YouTube channel from 2009, terminated around 2013 by [[butthurt]] [[bronies]]. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/MrApophis|20120529025033}}
** {{yt|c|UCO7yisr4YeG-tr-RMFmDH8g|Tidus}} - Yet another alternate YouTube channel. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** {{yt|c|UCbmPVofA1l1zvmJoKEfLEfw|Jimmy Edwards}} - A possible channel of his. It has the video of him scouting out the school.
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep])
* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag.
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]])
* {{Discord|user|phenomenal_monkey_43221}} - Discord account. '''Formerly: W A#5977, [[Discord]] forcing retarded name system'''
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics.
* {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]]. (Removed) {{Wayback|https://phantommastah.blogspot.com/|20170417203516}}
** [https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085 Blogger account] (Archived: {{archive|qvGYH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085|title=2}})
* [https://imgur.com/user/eldigato] - Imgur account, to which he only uploaded [https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o one photo]. (Archived: {{archive|ywTga|1}} {{wayback|https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o|title=2}})
* {{ljuser|sturmgeist88|sturmgeist88}} - LiveJournal blog. Has 3 posts about depression (2016), and one post from 2015 with the 'insult' we all know and love. (Archived: {{archive|tN8TV|1 (robots)}} '''2: [[:File:William atchison - sturmgeist88 livejournal.png|(Complete file)]])
* {{dauser|barajara|barajara (bob)}} - His DeviantArt (Archived: {{wayback|http://barajara.deviantart.com/|title=2}})
* {{kfuser|fuckyou.11870|FuckYou}} - Kiwi Farms account (Archived: {{archive|LUQo5|1}} {{wayback|https://kiwifarms.net/members/fuckyou.11870/|title=2}})
* {{twitter|JasonTowick|JasonTowick}} - Twitter account
* {{Wikilink|Special:Contributions/Eldigato|Eldigato}} - Wikipedia account
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870 Lolcow Wiki account] (Archived: {{archive|RbzPj|1}} {{wayback|https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870|title=2}})
* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato Minecraft Forum account] (Archived: {{archive|nu0Nq|1}} {{wayback|http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/ Newgrounds account] (Archived: {{archive|KHV7F|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/|title=2}})
* [https://www.findagrave.com/user/profile/48554114 eldigato] - Find A Grave account.
** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave.
* [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account.
* [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket]
* [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA] ([https://archive.ph/RfqQK Archive])
* <s>[https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth Self-written [[Wikia]] article]</s> - '''Deleted, took FANDOM 7 years to do that. Archive:''' {{wayback|https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth|title=(Wayback Machine)}}
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Ganonseph FANDOM account] - '''Disabled by FANDOM staff at the same time the wiki linked above was baleeted.'''
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:GanonSephiroth Secondary FANDOM account] - '''Same fate as above.'''
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum.
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum.

===Forum Posts===
* [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}})
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==Videos==
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==Galleries==
{{info|{{wayback|https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vqz6xze2.pdf|20250612045056|title=600+ pages of crime scene photos here!}}}}

{{cg|General|1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:will an hero.jpg
Image:will an hero 2.jpg|[[Ragequit|RAGE QUIT]]
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Image:will an hero 4.png|[[MFW]] my shooting gets stopped by a sofa.
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Image:William Atchison - Funeral Expenses GoFundMe.png|His father tried to setup a GoFundMe page to pay for <s>funeral expenses</s> meth.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_Doctor_Couch.png
File:Will Atchison Victims.png
File:Will A Victims.jpg|The two victims
File:willwr1.jpg|Edgy shit he wrote with sharpie on himself before pwning himself
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Image:Picture of William Atchison Working At Conoco Gas Station.png
Image:12 yo will.jpg
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File:William Atchison Family Photo.png
File:Willam Atchison Fucking Around.jpg
File:William Playing Playing Chess.jpg
File:William Atchison buying gun.jpg|Caught on CCTV buying his Glock with [[daddy]]
Image:William_Atchison rare pic.jpg|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]]
File:William Atchison's suicide note.jpg|{{hover|Chickenscratch manifesto|Bye. My sincerest apologies for any and all suffering I may bring due to the consequences of my actions. However, it is clearly obvious that my pathetic excuse for a life gathers no future. And the amount of pain and isolation, and absolute fucking boredom... is not worth living a life for. I will never belong in this world. Mother — you are fucking awesome when you aren't drunk — then you're a different person. And obnoxious as all hell. You've a serious problem. STOP. I'll miss you though... Brentt [brother], you're a 50/50... 50% fucking Awesome, the other 50% [some fucking drawing idk]. I'll miss our childhood. wayne [dad]... Fuck you. I do sincerely thank you for the financial element. Otherwise, you are a severely obnoxious autistic boy of a zog shit and you drive ALL OF US fucking crazy. Bye...}}
Image:will target practice.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing.
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{{cg|Investigation|3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 7.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 8.png|Step One To Being a Successful Mass Shooter: Don't choose a place that's 2 minutes away from the pigs
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 18.png|Ear protection was very unnecessary here
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 19.png|[[Manlet|MANLET]] WITH RAGE
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Image:William_Atchison_-_whining.png|BAAAAAAWWW
Image:William_Atchison_-_Bullied.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edge_Master_4900.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord_2_Eletric_Boogaloo.png.png|Woah, don't cut yourself<br>on that sharp edge!
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Copepost.png
Image:Williamm Atchison Discord.png
Image:FuckYou edgy postings KF.png|A display of his lukewarm IQ
Image:will tumblr edge.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_01.png|[[Jeff Weise#Little_Braids_Like_Horns|A poem someone made about Jeff Weise that he stole.]]
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_02.png|More of his shit poetry.
SatanicDruggie is gay.png|Confessing about his night of degenerate passion with a gay rapist
File:William_foreshadowing.png|Foreshadowing
File:JasonTowick 1.png|He tried to make [[George Zimmerman]] play the [[George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter|ED official George Zimmerman video game]]!
File:JasonTowick 2.png|More like two, retard
File:furry will.png|This faggot was infact a [[furry]]
File:brony will.png|and a [[brony]] too
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Image:KIWI FARMS IS DANGEROUS.png|[[Twitter]]
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Columbine Forums.png|Columbine Forums
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.png|Kiwi Farms
File:ThrillKillWillie.jpg|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|Encyclopedia Dramatica PotN: January 23, 2018]]
File:Atchisonism.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20220915012600/https://polcompballanarchy.miraheze.org/wiki/Atchisonism His very own ideology, Atchisonism, as a polcompball]
File:Algore - weev.png|[[Weev]]'s reaction - {{archive|2020.01.08-202126/https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/eacmqy/i_knew_the_aztec_high_school_shooter_online_did/}}
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==We'd thought it'd never happen... he's got a fangirl==

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===Who is she? The internet detectives of Encyclopedia Dramatica are on the case!===
* {{yt|ch|UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw|leangirl96}} - Commented on the "Future of the Vance Stone Channel" video. Possible fangirl? Also, notice the AlGore profile picture. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20211019023220/https://www.last.fm/user/lnchnail last.fm '''lnchnail'''] - Linked from the YT account. Look at the name on the page, "eldigato."
* {{myspace| }} [https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173 '''cybermarlain'''] - The same last.fm account is linked on this page. Here she is! {{wayback|https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173}}
* [https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain myanimelist '''cybermarlain'''] - Same username. One of her favorite characters listed is Rem, like the figurines we see in the video. {{wayback|https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain}}
* [https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain myfigurecollection '''cybermarlain'''] And for the most damning of evidence, those are the exact same figurines as seen in the video. You can't hide from the stalkers at Encyclopedia Dramatica! Case closed. {{wayback|https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain}}

===Bill's opinion of such fangirls===

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|As for the Serial Killers and Mass Murderer aspect, an excellent example are the bizzare group of freaks known as "[[Columbiners]]" who worship the fags who did that attack. They're mostly mentally ill teenage girls on [[tumblr|dumblr]] so It should come as no surprise how degenerate they are. But even freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook kid]] have hundreds of fangirls.|Willy pretending like [[asking for it|he doesn't want it]]
|Most these fangrils are [[tumblr|tumbler]] users, so nuff said. Theres actually dozens if not a few hundred of fangirls for even ugly ass freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook shooter]], that faggot piece of shit who murdered 20 kids and 7 hoes (or was a [[Alex Jones|lizard reptile cia crisis actor if you're really exceptional]]). Seriously even that construct of genetic failure had (sometimes actually hot chicks) lusting after him.|Seething with jealousy
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==[[Winner|AFTER 9 WHOLE FUCKING YEARS HE INSPIRED AN ATTACK]]==
[[File:2026-06-14.png|well you never know|thumb]]
{{main|San Diego Mosque Massacre|Caleb Vasquez}}
On May 18 2026, two [[Tarrantulas]] named '''Cain Clark''' and his [[Latinx]] friend '''Caleb Vasquez''' shot up an Islamic Center in [[California|San Diego California]] killing 3 people before Cain [[An_hero#An_Villain|tested friendly fire on Caleb]] before essentially becoming [[an hero]] himself. Notably in Caleb's section of the manifesto he named William Atchison as an inspiration. YOU GET EM BILL, WE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU.

He recently was also named in [[Solomon Henderson]]'s manifesto, but only as a cautionary tale for him to bring lockpicks.

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|2|Shot at a wall for two minutes, and then a couch|2|Disguised himself as a student to get inside|0|[[Typical|No one cared]]| -∞|For being Couch Cuck|-∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Couch cuck}}
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==See also==

[[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]]
[[File:Golden Ipod algore.png|thumb|175px|A very special award for a very [[autistic|special]] boy, Bill wins the [[Golden iPod]] for 2017!]]

*[[Andrew Allred|Allred, Andrew]] - Similar murderous loser.
*[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already.
*[[Bob8466]] - His butt buddy.
*[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's.
*[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]].
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature.
*[[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] - Another blunder of a mass shooting attempt.
*[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]].
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero.
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al.
*[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck.
*[[Ryan Palmeter|Palmeter, Ryan]] - He is to the [[Sharty]] what William is to us.
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]]
*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Rudakubana, Axel Muganwa]] - Got 1 more kill with a knife.
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no.
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this.
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok.
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills.
*[[William Unek|Unek, William]] - The superior William.
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here.
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.
*[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]] - What William serves as an example of.

==External links==
[[File:AndersenWilly.jpg|right|300px|link=Sarah Andersen]]
* {{wayback|https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vqz6xze2.pdf|20250612045056|title=Crime Scene Photo Dump}}
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view FBI report]
* [https://archive.org/details/ZOMGMySuperCoolHousePleaseRate5Stars Vance Stone videos archive No. 1]
* [https://archive.org/details/FutureOfTheVanceStoneChannel Vance Stone videos archive No. 2]
* You can now play as Bill in Gmod here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3077933663] and here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994126467]. Have fun!
* [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}})
* [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}})
* [https://www.gofundme.com/f/final-expenses-and-qther-costs GoFundMe started by Atchison's drunk and semi-literate father for "final (i.e., "funeral") expenses and qther (i.e., "other") costs."] (Archived: {{archive|bOA4W|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs|title=2}})
* [https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html Atchison's nemesis: a 73-year-old woman armed with a comfy sofa] (Archived: {{archive|rtchd|1}} {{wayback|https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html|title=2}})
* [http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/ Turns out the fail edgelord named himself after the second stage of decomposition] (Archived: {{archive|fdwEr|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/|title=2}})
* [https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites ''The Daily Beast'' discusses his Internet presence, which includes this very website,] and of course makes a complete pig's ear of it (Archived: {{archive|nYA0K|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites|title=2}})
* [https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/ Local newspaper covers his life in school and some of his edgier comments online] (Archived: {{archive|zuWqQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/?from=new-cookie|title=2}})
* [https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525 Family reaction to the shooting] (Archived: {{archive|GZdMq|1}} {{wayback|https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525|title=2}})
* {{wikilink|2017_Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}})
* [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/satanicdruggie-algore-shoots-up-their-school.29904/ EDF's Reaction Thread] - No one was particulary surprised (Archived: {{archive|bcjPo|1}}
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}})
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view Atchison's FBI file] - showing that he was already known to them for some (redacted) reason (Archived: {{webcite|78uRGTzQR|1}} {{wayback|https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view|title=2}})
* [https://schoolshooters.info/william-atchison Various documents pertaining to Bill on schoolshooters.info], including:
** [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/atchison_fbi_interview_0.pdf The 2016 FBI interview transcript] where he does a piss poor job of explaining away his edgy shitposts (it's jarring how he managed to get away with this) and throws Encyclopedia Dramatica under the bus. [[Bullshit|He also claims to have been in contact with]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]].
** [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Atchison-Autopsy-Report.pdf His autopsy report] [[media:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf|{{colortext|GREEN|(Fukken saved)}}]] - the key finding is pictured below:
[[File:William atchison autopsy - testicles "unremarkable".png|center]]
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William Atchison

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''Note: this is an article about a former [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [[User:AlGore|user page]]. To leave this user a message, please visit his gravesite or try reaching him with a [[Ouija Board]]''<br>
''"AlGore" redirects here. For the politician, see [[Al Gore]].''
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{{Quote|'''He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.'''|San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen}}
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<center><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS"><big><big><big>'''#CouchCrew2k15 #TangoDown '''</big></big></big></span></center><br>
{{ib|[[File:William atchison ('AlGore').jpg|270px]]<br>''This loser never scored.''}}
{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''William Atchison'''</big></big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 18, [[1990s|1996]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 7, [[2017]] (aged 21)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[ED]] sysop, basement dweller}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 (did worse than [[Randy Stair]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}}
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'''William Edward Atchison'''{{Columbiner}} (also known by his uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''Lance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', '''HeartofGold''' and '''SatanicDruggie''') was an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] admin and pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]], [[edgelord]], and [[Freckle Chan]]'s suspected cousin who [[school shooting|shot up a school]] in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was [[Epic fail|only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero]].

Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]]. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a [[school shooting]], just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.
[[File:William Atchison never scored.jpg|thumb|center|Let's hope that there's WiFi in [[Hell]] so William can read this.]]

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==Background==
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]]
[[File:LangNinetailsEldigato01.png|350px|thumb|right|[https://e926.net/posts/237061#comment-883008 I want to cum inside, but the couch's in the way.]]]
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].

On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?

Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [[brony]]/[[furfag]] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]].

==Almost [[V&]]==
A frequent visitor to [[Steam]] game discussions, our boy [[cock|Willy]] was first investigated by the feds, both local police and [[FBI]], back in 2014 or 2015 (by his account) when somebody [[Lulz|reported his profile to fuck with him]]. There was hypocrisy here, as he frowned upon people saying the most depraved shit for shock value, but he participated in the same things he whined and bitched about others doing it himself.

[[Last Thursday|In 2016,]] the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were [[Asking for it|on his doorstep pretty much immediately]]. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that [[It was a social experiment|he was just trolling]]. Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided [[Correct|he was just some stupid kid]] and [[Wrong|posed no threat to anyone]].

==Ali David Sonboly==
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Will wasn't a completely friendless loser, he had a [[sand nigger]] friend named Ali Sonboly; who went postal a year before he did. The two were in some edgy [[Steam]] groups together which led to [[pigs|die Polizei]] looking into their relations after Willy's failure of a mission. Ali was born April 20, 1998, a year to the day before the [[Columbine|CoLULbine]] fags went [[Quentin Tarantino|NBK]] and his hero, [[Adolf Hitler]]'s birthday. He [[pwn]]ed some [[sixteen year old girl]]s at the local [[McDonalds|Mickie D's]] in [[Munich]], [[Germany]] before [[ragequit|logging off life forever]]. The [[retard]] considered himself [[Aryan]] despite being a dirty [[Iranian]] who would be put to work in das konzentrationslager with the [[Polacks]] and [[Jews]] quicker than you can Sieg Heil.

[[File:couch cuck.png|thumb|The hero couch]]

==The shooting==
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg|thumb|School used COUCH! It's super effective!]]
{{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]]. Note that the dutiful prole ''literally'' planned to work until the day he died (see note above).}}
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The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic.

With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]].

{{Quote|'''I know you’re in there.'''|Will while being cucked by a couch and shooting at a wall.}}

[[Image:Finalform2.jpg.jpg|thumb|right|Reincarnated.]]

[[And nothing of value was lost|He rightfully killed himself in shame]] as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than [[Randy Robert Stair]].

==Loadout==
[[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb|400px|He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.]]
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*Hundreds of hours editing & reading ''[[School Shooting]]'' articles.
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==Online presence==
[[File:al gore virgin admission.png|center|500px]]
[[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia]] got it right! The truth is out!]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.]]
[[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right|AlGore's POV]]
[[File:Bill Signed Columbine Book.png|thumb|[[Irony|To Bill Atchison:]]<br/ >[[FuckYou|Thank you]] for your [[Stalking|kind work]] about me and my family, and thanks for your [[Obsession|interest]] in the story of Daniel & my journey.<br/ >-[[Columbine#Fatalities|Tom Mauser]], [[Columbine|4-20]]-14]]
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> <b>ALL</b> of his time running around online constantly screeching "FUCK YOU", "NIGGER", "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.

He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED. That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt [[Moderator|a great deal of virtual control]] by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly [[Conservatism|cuntservative]] [[White Devils|cracker ass]] persuasion. Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their [[hate|concerns]] with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.

On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]].

Meanwhile on Kiwi Farms he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]].

===Profiles===
[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:

* <s>{{yt|u|barajara|Vance Stone}}</s> - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.''' {{archive|Ai5tP}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel. '''Terminated too.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}}</s> - Alternative YouTube channel, #2. '''Also terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg}}
** {{yt|u|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3.
** {{yt|ch|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel, #5. '''You guessed it, terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ}}
** {{yt|ch|UCf1agPrxkOMlfzLvD7frdIQ|Drake Goodwin}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #6.
** {{yt|ch|UC3bNz1KWMpfhO22eLE3OJCA|Blockdude}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #7 with only 2 videos.
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}}</s> - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]]. '''Also terminated due to [[SJW|"hate speech"]].''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw}}
** {{yt|u|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20100310014844/https://www.youtube.com/user/TheOrangeBlock Archive of what it looked like back when it had content.])
** <s>{{yt|u|MrApophis|Seth the Skid}}</s> - YouTube channel from 2009, terminated around 2013 by [[butthurt]] [[bronies]]. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/MrApophis|20120529025033}}
** {{yt|c|UCO7yisr4YeG-tr-RMFmDH8g|Tidus}} - Yet another alternate YouTube channel. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** {{yt|c|UCbmPVofA1l1zvmJoKEfLEfw|Jimmy Edwards}} - A possible channel of his. It has the video of him scouting out the school.
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep])
* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag.
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]])
* {{Discord|user|phenomenal_monkey_43221}} - Discord account. '''Formerly: W A#5977, [[Discord]] forcing retarded name system'''
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics.
* {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]]. (Removed) {{Wayback|https://phantommastah.blogspot.com/|20170417203516}}
** [https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085 Blogger account] (Archived: {{archive|qvGYH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085|title=2}})
* [https://imgur.com/user/eldigato] - Imgur account, to which he only uploaded [https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o one photo]. (Archived: {{archive|ywTga|1}} {{wayback|https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o|title=2}})
* {{ljuser|sturmgeist88|sturmgeist88}} - LiveJournal blog. Has 3 posts about depression (2016), and one post from 2015 with the 'insult' we all know and love. (Archived: {{archive|tN8TV|1 (robots)}} '''2: [[:File:William atchison - sturmgeist88 livejournal.png|(Complete file)]])
* {{dauser|barajara|barajara (bob)}} - His DeviantArt (Archived: {{wayback|http://barajara.deviantart.com/|title=2}})
* {{kfuser|fuckyou.11870|FuckYou}} - Kiwi Farms account (Archived: {{archive|LUQo5|1}} {{wayback|https://kiwifarms.net/members/fuckyou.11870/|title=2}})
* {{twitter|JasonTowick|JasonTowick}} - Twitter account
* {{Wikilink|Special:Contributions/Eldigato|Eldigato}} - Wikipedia account
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870 Lolcow Wiki account] (Archived: {{archive|RbzPj|1}} {{wayback|https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870|title=2}})
* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato Minecraft Forum account] (Archived: {{archive|nu0Nq|1}} {{wayback|http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/ Newgrounds account] (Archived: {{archive|KHV7F|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/|title=2}})
* [https://www.findagrave.com/user/profile/48554114 eldigato] - Find A Grave account.
** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave.
* [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account.
* [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket]
* [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA] ([https://archive.ph/RfqQK Archive])
* <s>[https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth Self-written [[Wikia]] article]</s> - '''Deleted, took FANDOM 7 years to do that. Archive:''' {{wayback|https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth|title=(Wayback Machine)}}
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Ganonseph FANDOM account] - '''Disabled by FANDOM staff at the same time the wiki linked above was baleeted.'''
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:GanonSephiroth Secondary FANDOM account] - '''Same fate as above.'''
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum.
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum.

===Forum Posts===
* [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}})
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==Videos==
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==Galleries==
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Image:will an hero 2.jpg|[[Ragequit|RAGE QUIT]]
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Image:will an hero 4.png|[[MFW]] my shooting gets stopped by a sofa.
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File:William Atchison Family Photo.png
File:Willam Atchison Fucking Around.jpg
File:William Playing Playing Chess.jpg
File:William Atchison buying gun.jpg|Caught on CCTV buying his Glock with [[daddy]]
Image:William_Atchison rare pic.jpg|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]]
File:William Atchison's suicide note.jpg|{{hover|Chickenscratch manifesto|Bye. My sincerest apologies for any and all suffering I may bring due to the consequences of my actions. However, it is clearly obvious that my pathetic excuse for a life gathers no future. And the amount of pain and isolation, and absolute fucking boredom... is not worth living a life for. I will never belong in this world. Mother — you are fucking awesome when you aren't drunk — then you're a different person. And obnoxious as all hell. You've a serious problem. STOP. I'll miss you though... Brentt [brother], you're a 50/50... 50% fucking Awesome, the other 50% [some fucking drawing idk]. I'll miss our childhood. wayne [dad]... Fuck you. I do sincerely thank you for the financial element. Otherwise, you are a severely obnoxious autistic boy of a zog shit and you drive ALL OF US fucking crazy. Bye...}}
Image:will target practice.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing.
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 8.png|Step One To Being a Successful Mass Shooter: Don't choose a place that's 2 minutes away from the pigs
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Image:William_Atchison_-_whining.png|BAAAAAAWWW
Image:William_Atchison_-_Bullied.png
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord_2_Eletric_Boogaloo.png.png|Woah, don't cut yourself<br>on that sharp edge!
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Copepost.png
Image:Williamm Atchison Discord.png
Image:FuckYou edgy postings KF.png|A display of his lukewarm IQ
Image:will tumblr edge.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_01.png|[[Jeff Weise#Little_Braids_Like_Horns|A poem someone made about Jeff Weise that he stole.]]
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_02.png|More of his shit poetry.
SatanicDruggie is gay.png|Confessing about his night of degenerate passion with a gay rapist
File:William_foreshadowing.png|Foreshadowing
File:JasonTowick 1.png|He tried to make [[George Zimmerman]] play the [[George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter|ED official George Zimmerman video game]]!
File:JasonTowick 2.png|More like two, retard
File:furry will.png|This faggot was infact a [[furry]]
File:brony will.png|and a [[brony]] too
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Columbine Forums.png|Columbine Forums
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.png|Kiwi Farms
File:ThrillKillWillie.jpg|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|Encyclopedia Dramatica PotN: January 23, 2018]]
File:Atchisonism.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20220915012600/https://polcompballanarchy.miraheze.org/wiki/Atchisonism His very own ideology, Atchisonism, as a polcompball]
File:Algore - weev.png|[[Weev]]'s reaction - {{archive|2020.01.08-202126/https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/eacmqy/i_knew_the_aztec_high_school_shooter_online_did/}}
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==We'd thought it'd never happen... he's got a fangirl==

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===Who is she? The internet detectives of Encyclopedia Dramatica are on the case!===
* {{yt|ch|UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw|leangirl96}} - Commented on the "Future of the Vance Stone Channel" video. Possible fangirl? Also, notice the AlGore profile picture. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20211019023220/https://www.last.fm/user/lnchnail last.fm '''lnchnail'''] - Linked from the YT account. Look at the name on the page, "eldigato."
* {{myspace| }} [https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173 '''cybermarlain'''] - The same last.fm account is linked on this page. Here she is! {{wayback|https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173}}
* [https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain myanimelist '''cybermarlain'''] - Same username. One of her favorite characters listed is Rem, like the figurines we see in the video. {{wayback|https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain}}
* [https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain myfigurecollection '''cybermarlain'''] And for the most damning of evidence, those are the exact same figurines as seen in the video. You can't hide from the stalkers at Encyclopedia Dramatica! Case closed. {{wayback|https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain}}

===Bill's opinion of such fangirls===

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|As for the Serial Killers and Mass Murderer aspect, an excellent example are the bizzare group of freaks known as "[[Columbiners]]" who worship the fags who did that attack. They're mostly mentally ill teenage girls on [[tumblr|dumblr]] so It should come as no surprise how degenerate they are. But even freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook kid]] have hundreds of fangirls.|Willy pretending like [[asking for it|he doesn't want it]]
|Most these fangrils are [[tumblr|tumbler]] users, so nuff said. Theres actually dozens if not a few hundred of fangirls for even ugly ass freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook shooter]], that faggot piece of shit who murdered 20 kids and 7 hoes (or was a [[Alex Jones|lizard reptile cia crisis actor if you're really exceptional]]). Seriously even that construct of genetic failure had (sometimes actually hot chicks) lusting after him.|Seething with jealousy
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==[[Winner|AFTER 9 WHOLE FUCKING YEARS HE INSPIRED AN ATTACK]]==
[[File:2026-06-14.png|well you never know|thumb]]
{{main|San Diego Mosque Massacre|Caleb Vasquez}}
On May 18 2026 2 [[Tarrantulas]] and [[Columbiners]] named '''Cain Clark''' and his [[Latinx]] friend '''Caleb Vasquez''' shot up an Islamic Center in [[California|San Diego California]] killing 3 people before Cain [[An_hero#An_Villain|tested friendly fire on Caleb]] before essentially becoming [[an hero]] himself. Notably in Caleb's section of the manifesto he named William Atchison as an inspiration. YOU GET EM BILL, WE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU.

He recently was also named in [[Solomon Henderson]]'s manifesto, but only as a cautionary tale for him to bring lockpicks.

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|2|Shot at a wall for two minutes, and then a couch|2|Disguised himself as a student to get inside|0|[[Typical|No one cared]]| -∞|For being Couch Cuck|-∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Couch cuck}}
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==See also==

[[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]]
[[File:Golden Ipod algore.png|thumb|175px|A very special award for a very [[autistic|special]] boy, Bill wins the [[Golden iPod]] for 2017!]]

*[[Andrew Allred|Allred, Andrew]] - Similar murderous loser.
*[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already.
*[[Bob8466]] - His butt buddy.
*[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's.
*[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]].
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature.
*[[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] - Another blunder of a mass shooting attempt.
*[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]].
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero.
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al.
*[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck.
*[[Ryan Palmeter|Palmeter, Ryan]] - He is to the [[Sharty]] what William is to us.
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]]
*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Rudakubana, Axel Muganwa]] - Got 1 more kill with a knife.
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no.
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this.
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok.
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills.
*[[William Unek|Unek, William]] - The superior William.
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here.
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.
*[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]] - What William serves as an example of.

==External links==
[[File:AndersenWilly.jpg|right|300px|link=Sarah Andersen]]
* {{wayback|https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vqz6xze2.pdf|20250612045056|title=Crime Scene Photo Dump}}
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view FBI report]
* [https://archive.org/details/ZOMGMySuperCoolHousePleaseRate5Stars Vance Stone videos archive No. 1]
* [https://archive.org/details/FutureOfTheVanceStoneChannel Vance Stone videos archive No. 2]
* You can now play as Bill in Gmod here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3077933663] and here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994126467]. Have fun!
* [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}})
* [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}})
* [https://www.gofundme.com/f/final-expenses-and-qther-costs GoFundMe started by Atchison's drunk and semi-literate father for "final (i.e., "funeral") expenses and qther (i.e., "other") costs."] (Archived: {{archive|bOA4W|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs|title=2}})
* [https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html Atchison's nemesis: a 73-year-old woman armed with a comfy sofa] (Archived: {{archive|rtchd|1}} {{wayback|https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html|title=2}})
* [http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/ Turns out the fail edgelord named himself after the second stage of decomposition] (Archived: {{archive|fdwEr|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/|title=2}})
* [https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites ''The Daily Beast'' discusses his Internet presence, which includes this very website,] and of course makes a complete pig's ear of it (Archived: {{archive|nYA0K|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites|title=2}})
* [https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/ Local newspaper covers his life in school and some of his edgier comments online] (Archived: {{archive|zuWqQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/?from=new-cookie|title=2}})
* [https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525 Family reaction to the shooting] (Archived: {{archive|GZdMq|1}} {{wayback|https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525|title=2}})
* {{wikilink|2017_Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}})
* [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/satanicdruggie-algore-shoots-up-their-school.29904/ EDF's Reaction Thread] - No one was particulary surprised (Archived: {{archive|bcjPo|1}}
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}})
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view Atchison's FBI file] - showing that he was already known to them for some (redacted) reason (Archived: {{webcite|78uRGTzQR|1}} {{wayback|https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view|title=2}})
* [https://schoolshooters.info/william-atchison Various documents pertaining to Bill on schoolshooters.info], including:
** [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/atchison_fbi_interview_0.pdf The 2016 FBI interview transcript] where he does a piss poor job of explaining away his edgy shitposts (it's jarring how he managed to get away with this) and throws Encyclopedia Dramatica under the bus. [[Bullshit|He also claims to have been in contact with]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]].
** [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Atchison-Autopsy-Report.pdf His autopsy report] [[media:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf|{{colortext|GREEN|(Fukken saved)}}]] - the key finding is pictured below:
[[File:William atchison autopsy - testicles "unremarkable".png|center]]
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GradeAUnderA

2026-06-14T00:59:56Z

Couscous:

{{achtung|GRADEAUNDERA IS A FAGGOT!!}}
{{Milkedcow}}
{{Pajeet}}

{{Quote|YA BASTERD!!|Some unfunny Britfag on Youtube who jerks his dick off to drama 4 the [[lulz]]}}

[[File:GradeAUnderA Real Life Suit.jpg|thumb|120px|Our whore turned out to look more like a [[sandnigger]].]]
[[file:GradeA Richard Dawkins.png|thumb|180px|right|[[No|Big surprise]], he's into [[Richard Dawkins]].]]

'''GradeAUnderA'''{{Indian}} or '''Rawbre''' (AKA [[Powerword|Ram Karavadra]]), born on August 4, 1988, is an oversensitive, unfunny, cunty half-indian [[britfag]] on YouTube who has no clue what the fuck he is talking about. He is, as you might expect, a self-proclaimed comedian who is just as painfully unfunny as his idol [[PewDiePie]].
His fanbase is pretty much one single group of unintelligent idiots who also have no idea what the fuck he is talking about but still hails him as the next [[religion|Messiah]]. He is also known for creating a ton of drama related videos, [[butthurt|but will go apeshit insane if you call him a "Drama whore"]].

== His Ego ==
When he became more of a[[basement dweller| famous Youtuber]], Grade became filled with [[unwarranted self importance]] to compensate for his small indian/british [[cock]]. In 80% of his videos he complains like a bitch about [[Irony|who you shouldn't take seriously on Youtube]] and that people should donate him some money like the Jew that he his. If you even DARE to criticize his ''absolutely hilarious'' videos on, let's say, [[Reddit]], [https://www.reddit.com/r/GradeAUnderA/comments/4cl24n/anyone_else_getting_put_off_from_gradea/ good ol' Grade being so intelligent and all will try his best at insulting the shit out of you for giving him actual fair criticism ].
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'''Grade before, during and after every video'''</center>

== Proof that he is in fact a Drama whore ==

One fateful day, [https://twitter.com/GradeAUnderA/status/722777716227846144 a random Youtuber called out Grade for what he really is: a Drama whore]. Grade got butthurt when he saw the truthful comment and, instead of just ignoring the comment and moving the fuck on, he uploaded a screenshot on Twitter, called him "a retard" and used it later in a godawful and unfunny Youtube video were he claims that ''many people'' called him a Drama whore, '''DESPITE SHOWING ONLY ONE PERSON DOING SO'''. The video simply titled '[[CAPS LOCK|THE YOUTUBERS COMPLAINING ABOUT DRAMA RANT]] (Exposing Matthew Santoro)' also addressed a drama that just ended about a week or so, but thanks to Grade, it appears it has risen from the dead. Some viewers [[RAGE|raged]] when he called [[Markiplier]], [[true|"a complete fucking retard" (even though he is one)]] and made fun of his ugly dyed hair like an [[Jew| 8th grade leveled bully]]. Some of them tried to tell Grade that Mark has [[ADHD]] (like it was a good excuse), dyed his hair because of charity and [http://nerdreactor.com/2015/09/20/markiplier-takes-hiatus-from-youtube-after-friend-commits-suicide/ for a friend who an hero'd]. But little do they know that Grade will '''only''' listen to someone if they give him lots of [[money]] first.

[[File:Grade Sugar Daddy Keemstar.jpg|thumb|666px|center|]]
<center>For example, look at what [[DJ KEEMSTAR]] did; '''paying Grade to become his little [[slut|friend]] so he will never call out Keemstar's bullshit in front of millions.'''

Don't believe it? Then check out the Drama videos down below and see for yourself if you can spot anything being said towards Keem by Grade.
Can you find anything?</center>

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<center><big>See? Totally not a Drama whore.]</big></center>}}

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''You can't.''</center>

== Uh oh, someone's mad ==

{{Quote|Once you upload something to the internet, you can't delete it, right. Because someone WILL have downloaded it.| Grade in his''' [[Nicole Arbour]] [[Irony|EXPOSED As A Liar]]''' video.}}

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File:GradeAIsMAD.png| [https://www.reddit.com/r/GradeAUnderA/comments/4cl24n/anyone_else_getting_put_off_from_gradea/ The thread that started it all.] [https://web.archive.org/web/20160411171041/https://www.reddit.com/r/GradeAUnderA/comments/4cl24n/anyone_else_getting_put_off_from_gradea/ And for the archive'd version.]
File:GradeAsuckingKeemsDick.png|Proof that he loves sucking [[DJ KEEMSTAR|Keemstar's]] small dick.
File:GradeDELETEEVERYTHING.png| [[Delete Fucking Everything|Criticism? MUST DELETE!!]]
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File:GradeDeletedRedditPost.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20160509061615/https://www.reddit.com/r/GradeAUnderA/comments/4hu2js/please_read/ Trying and failing to justify his actions.]
File:GradeLying.png|'' [[O RLY|O RLY?]]
File:GradeBAWW.png| In case he deletes the tweet.
File:GradeAHugeDick.png| Nah, it's obviously just his ego.
File:GradeFanbaseHating.png| [https://www.reddit.com/r/GradeAUnderA/comments/4cs89z/regarding_secret_stream/ Why won't 0,001% of my fans just fuck off?! >:( ]
File:GradeFanbaseHating2.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/GradeAUnderA/comments/4cs89z/regarding_secret_stream/d1l4zsn His bullshit "thick skin" claim.]
FIle:KeemstarIrony.png| You sure about that, KEEMSTAR?
File:GradeAfans.png| Even his fans are starting to realize what a piece of shit he really is.
File:Varrick23.png| [https://www.reddit.com/r/GradeAUnderA/comments/4ir946/good_job_grade_youre_a_bigger_hypocrite_now_then/ A fan's response to his 'An End To Youtube Drama' video.]
File:GradeAKeemstarPedo.png|
File:GradeAWrongAboutBoogie.png|
File:UlinityUNSUBBING.png| What anyone who's subscribed to this guy should do.
File:PewdsHypocrite.png| [[Multiple Personality Disorder|MPD]] perhaps?
File:GradeAFanWHORE.png
File:GradeAArmouredSkeptic.png| Attacked by butthurt kiddies in 3, 2, 1...

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== Fantards being mad ==

Despite all the proof showing how much of a fucking [[hypocrite]] Grade is, there are still more than 2 million [[Aspies|retards]] supporting this guy. And of course, being the fantards as they all are, they will do anything to defend their own Youtube [[God]] no matter what happens, or how many times Grade himself refers to them as "fucking losers" on his [[Twitch]]. All of them can by found in the comment section of his videos and "his" sub-reddit.

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<center>Keep in mind, this was just a ''small'' example.

So if [[haterz|anyone]] dare's to [[bully|criticize]] the [[Cancer|holiness]] that his Grade then his [[aspies|fans]] will do their absolute best at defending him [[No shit|by never making any valid arguments]] and [[BAWWWW|just click the "thumbs down" button]] on the Youtube video or forum post:</center>

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;Even [[Whore|Becky Boop]] doesn't like him.
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;And so does Gilbert Gottfried's cousin.
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== Grade telling bullshit, again ==

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|'''I HAVE FUCK ALL TO HIDE!!'''|[[srsly|Grade in a livestream, before rushing to the subreddit to delete all his comments.]]

|Do you see how fucking ridiculous that is? How any random asshole can make some accusations and it can be taken so
fucking seriously that a Youtube as big as a millions subscribers has to address the issue. So do you see how the viewers can create drama all by themselves. And not just normal drama: pedophile allegations! It doesn't get much worse than that!|[https://youtu.be/2JMZWMJVNe8 Gee. does. THAT. SOUND. FUCKING. FAMILIAR??]

|But for this loser to tell me that you shouldn't like [[DJ KEEMSTAR|someone]] who offered you a six-figure deal because they called someone the [[Nigger|N-word]] in the past and
then falsely accused someone for being a pedophile for 3 hours. '''I don't give a fuck''', my parents don't give a fuck, they would have taken that money in 2 seconds.| ...Alrighty then.

|Tell that fucking whore that's a mod on my fucking subreddit to link you to what I said to delete. It's not bad at all!|Grade referring to a mod
who is a [[16-year-old girl]] known as [[Whore|'Emily']]. Keep in mind that ''this'' guy used to be a [[Pedophile|teacher]].

|Lol, I've always been a cunt!| Grade believing this to be a good excuse for his behavior.

|#MakeYoutubeGreatAgain!| Despite hating plagiarism and [[Donald Trump]], he stole the idea of this hashtag from [[Doug Walker]]'s #WTFU. And when [https://twitter.com/SusanWojcicki/status/725714999725805568 the CEO of Youtube responded], [[Douchebag|he took all the credit for it]].

|Stop being so sensitive!| Grade to his own viewers, while he fails to follow this advice himself.

|I don't give a fuck what Keemstar's done or said to other people| Grade not caring if his friend makes innocent children or old men cry.

|What a loser you are chainsmokerx, seriously.| [[Yes|Something you'd expect a 28 year old ex-teacher to say, right?]]

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== Grade finally explains why he won't make a vid on Keemstar ==
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[[TL;DR]] - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3t57oHJtSQ iDubbbz made his video for views, I still love sucking Keem's dick, anyone who criticizes me is a LOOSSEER™.]</center>

== Wait, who is he friends with again? ==

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<center>''' ...Oh that's right, a big fucking asshole.'''</center>

== Abuse of the YouTube Guidelines ==

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[[File:Girly Drinks vs Manly Drinks.jpg|center|]]

In another case of hypocrisy, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKgYOyTpGz4 Grade collaborated with the Prank Reviewer] to 'expose' YouTubers who had been abusing misleading metadata. Unfortunately, Grade must've forgotten this abuse was what helped him be discovered in the first place, with his first wave of videos leeching off the names of larger YouTubers.

{{Quote|Among other things, metadata added in an attempt to game search algorithms will lead to the removal of your video and a strike against your account.| Grade, not realizing that he deserves two strikes as well.}}

== Breaking news, Grade now hates Keemstar ==

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<center>(Skip to 8:33.)

So despite what '''everyone''' on the fucking planet has said about Keemstar to Grade just to prove what an asshole he really is, THIS is how Grade finally realizes that Keemstar may not be the sweet little angel he depicted him as.</center>

== 2025 ==

He came back, posted [[Happy merchant]] on [[Xitter]] and got assraped by [[trannies]]. Now he's gone again.

== Rule 34 ==

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== See also ==

*[[PewDiePie]] - Possibly the inspiration for his "comedy" (fun fact: not even PewDiePie likes him).
*[[DJ KEEMSTAR]] - <strike>His butt-buddy who he give the [[Fellatio|succ]] because he is a gay [[Asperger|ass burger]].</strike> Now his ex-boyfriend.
*[[Nicole Arbour]] - Grab attention by making fun of her. Ask Grade!
*[[Vegan Gains]] - A guy he both likes and dislikes.
*[[Unfunny]] - What he his.
*[[Drama]] - If it were a woman, Grade would fuck it silly, and then pretend not to recognize it in public.

== Other links ==
*07424551512 His phone number
*+447424551512 His phone number for those who aren't in the UK
*{{yt|u|GradeAUnderA|His Youtube}}
*{{yt|c|UCPipGON7E7TV4vw3ByW031g| Another one}}
*{{fb|GradeAUnderA|His Facebook fan page}}
*{{fb|rawbre|His personal Facebook page}} - {{archive|HRUGf}}
*{{twitter|GradeAUnderA|His Twitter}}
*{{twitch|GradeAUnderA|His Twitch}}
*{{Reddit|gradeaundera|Sub-reddit, as he believes was created FOR him}}
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/GradeAUnderA/comments/4hjvi6/megathread_in_regards_to_youtube_drama/ For a MEGATHREAD]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/GradeAUnderA/comments/4iw8qy/drama_megathread/ Drama megathread]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/GradeAUnderA/comments/4izw28/timeline_how_did_this_subreddit_turn_against_grade/ How did the Subreddit turn against Grade?]
*{{kym|memes/people/gradeaundera|Know Your Meme info about GradeAunderA}}
*{{wikilink|GradeAUnderA|Wikipedia page}}
*{{gplus|109480735075224389445|His Google+}}
*{{Patreon|GradeAunderA|His Patreon}}
*{{Instagram|officialgradeaundera|His Instagram}}
*[http://profileengine.com/people/rawbre/ram.karavadra?groups_group_offset=20 Profileengine page]
*{{blog|rawbre|His Blog}}
*[http://gradeaundera.wikia.com/wiki/GradeAUnderA_Wikia Shitty wikia created by a fantard]
*{{Steam|GradeAunderA|His Steam}}

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2026-06-14T00:58:33Z

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==Jelly Pirates==
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'''Jelly Pirates''' is a [[forced meme]] on 4chan's [[b/|/b/]] board. A Jelly Pirate thread will usually have a shooped or [[AI artwork|AI slop]] image of a pirate holding Welch's brand grape jelly, followed by the poster either telling you to join now or be gay, how you're too much of a [[newfag]] to remember the supposed Jelly Pirate raids of '06, or somehow tying it back to the king of current /b/, [[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit|Andy Sixx]].

Despite what Jelly Niggers will tell you, this is still a somewhat virgining meme, with discourse of it only kept for the [[faggots|cool kids]] who still use 4chan.

===Phrases===
''Wanna [[LARP]] as a trve Jellyposter? We got you covered, with these phrases you'll fit right it! Don't forget to [[spam]]!

*Jelly much?
*NIGGER FAGGOT JEW PISS SHIT CUNT

===List of people who are Jellyposters===
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Alex Pretti]]
*[[Greta Thunberg]]

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===See Also===
*[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]]
*[[Unfunny]]

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==Looney Tunes==
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'''Looney Tunes''' is an [[old meme]] of a cartoon, with it being around for so long many things have come from it.

===Origins===
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Although now seen as iconic or "non-problematic", the ideas for some of the original line up of characters were either an ordinary anthropomorphic animal, or a racist caricature of an anthropomorphic animal.

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=={{Glowtext|Tim Pool}}==

Other than the likes of [[Hasan Piker]], political media has never seen a bigger grifter than '''Tim Pool'''. A current [[Russian]] puppet and political [[Bisexual]], his tactic of fence sitting on certain issues, only playing into an idea hard when it benefits him the most, has given him an audience of clueless retards, who only enjoy his content when it tells them what they want to hear. Despite being a grifter, Tim claims to be a centrist when it comes to politics to save him from any criticism regarding the fact. He hosts his show the TimCast, where he either interviews political adjacent personalities, or gives his worthless takes on current happenings. Whenever he does give a "hot-take", it is always bafflingly retarded. When retarded chimp Karmelo Anthony killed Austin Metcalf, Tim gave the take that it was justified.

Tim has a severe case of [[Internet tough guy]], and will try to convince he's more than just a bald [[manlet]].

Here is a list of the people who Tim has been able to get to appear on his show:

*[[Kanye West]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]]
*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Milo Yiannopoulos]]
*[[TheQuartering]]
*[[Alex Jones]]
*[[Candace Owens]]
*[[Ben Shapiro]]
*[[ComicsGate|Eric July]]
*[[Steven Bonnell II]]
*[[Sargon of Akkad]]
*[[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
*[[Joe Rogan]]
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]]
*[[Knife Game|Rusty Cage]]
*[[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]]

===Videos===

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===See Also===
*[[Mumkey Jones]] - His brother, Chris "Reactor" Pool is friends with Mumkey and is actually based.
*[[Charlie Kirk]] - Tim is the origin of the "Sources tell me [blank] is stable" copypasta.

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==Whang==

'''Justin Whang''' (yes his last name is really [[wang]]) or as he's known on [[JewTube]], '''Whang''', stylized as '''Whang!''', is an [[Asian]] YouTube video essayist who makes videos about various Internet Related topics. From [[Pony Cum Jar Project]], to [[Lowtax]] V. [[Uwe Boll]], his videos are an encyclopedia of sorts for the [[Normies|common man]].

===Maddox===

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'''Stunning and Brave'''

*[[Ahuviya Harel]]
*[[Alex Mauer]]
*[[Anna Anthropy]]
*[[Blaire White]]
*[[Bluefolf]]
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[Bruce Jenner]]
*[[Bubba Copeland]]
*[[Burntfishie]]
*[[Charles Ziese]]
*[[Chloe Sagal]]
*[[Chris Crocker]]
*[[Chris Tyson]]
*[[Christine Weston Chandler]]
*[[CopperCab]]
*[[Diogo Mendes]]
*[[Dylan Mulvaney]]
*[[Giggly Goonclown]]
*[[Goddess Bunny]]
*[[Naxinet]]
*[[Hypnotist Sappho]]
*[[Jazz Jennings]]
*[[Jeffrey Dahmer]]
*[[Keffals]]
*[[Kim Petras]]
*[[Laurelai]]
*[[Luke Mochrie]]
*[[Narcissa Wright]]
*[[Pieman]]
*[[Randy Stair]]
*[[Robin Westman]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]
*[[Sewerslvt]]
*[[SpaxxTraxx]]
*[[Troonjak]]
*[[Willem Van Spronsen]]
*[[Xenuria]]

'''Cross-Dressers'''

*[[Ed Gein]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Smartschoolboy9]]

'''Pooners'''

*[[Audrey Hale]]
*[[Birdie]]
*[[Jessi Slaughter]]

'''Chasers'''

*[[Count Dankula]]
*[[Eddie Murphy]]
*[[Jacob Sockness]]
*[[Tipster]]
*[[Tyler Robinson]]
*[[You]]

'''Enemies'''

*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Nazis]]
*[[Null]]
*[[J.K. Rowling]]
*[[Kid Rock]]
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Ray William Johnson]]

'''Pasttimes'''

*[[r9k/|/r9k/]]
*[[Antiwork|r/Antiwork]]
*[[Grooming]]
*[[HRT]]
*[[Plastic Surgery]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Twitter]]

'''See Also'''

*[[Assigned Male]]
*[[Bridget]]
*[[Bud Light]]
*[[Femboys]]
*[[Male Gaze]]
*[[Rocko's Modern Life]]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]]
*[[Traps]]

==Penguinz0==

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[[File:Penquinz0Greentext1.jpg|thumb|The default skin of commentary jewtubers.]]

'''Penguinz0''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Charles Christopher White Jr''') is the current king of the shitpile known as [[Reddit]], and typically falsely claimed as a commentary YouTuber. His content is about drama and current news, but similar to someone like [[Boogie2988]], he never gives a real take, and will either fence-sit, or say the general consensus. He also collects dildos and has a room full of toys.

He hosted the Official Podcast with Huggbees, Jackson Clarke, and based Kaya Orsan, which he had been hosting since 2016, up until 2024.

Before becoming a [[cuckold]] he started off making gameplay videos and [[incel]] storytimes. The ladder of which would make him begin to see growth in views and subscribers. His ancient gameplay videos of him playing [[Halo]], [[Gears of War]], and [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 4]] have been lost to time, and now are considered lost media. While his storytimes are still up, being as he's less embarrassed about them than fucking gameplay footage. In these videos, he would talk about masturbation funnies, and being so cripplingly autistic, that he thought acting like Light Yagami from Deathnote would get him pussy, when it just made him look like [[Seung Hui Cho]]. This "openness", willing to be a shamefag for comedy, and safe-edgy jokes about [[dildos]] and [[small cock]]s would get him a strong fanbase of redditards who worship him.

[[Sneako]], is a [[pedophile]] [[Muslim]] who hates Charlie because he didn't like his favorite [[child porn]] film, [[Cuties]]. Instead of just [[trolling]] him, Charlie chose to flex his epic and tough gun collection, to win the argument or something. As recent as 2024, Charlie would get into a debate about [[tranny|trannism]] and the age of consent with [[Sneako]]. In this debate, he would reveal that he is okay with kids transitioning at a young age if their parents consented. This caused tons of backlash, leading to him leaving his podcast, quitting Twitter, making a cope YouTube response video, and saying he was taking a break from drama content.

===See Also===
*[[Belle Delphine]]
*[[Def Noodles]]
*[[H3H3 Productions]]
*[[LeafyIsHere]]
*[[MamaMax]] - "I CAN RUIN YOUR CAREER, BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO"
*[[SomeOrdinaryGamers]]

===External Links===
*{{yt|@|Penguinz0}}
*{{Kfthread|136125|KF thread}}
*[https://lostmediawiki.com/Cr1TiKaL_(partially_found_early_videos_of_YouTuber_Penguinz0;_2007-2010) LostMediaWiki entry on his lost videos]

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==Hotwheels==

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'''Hotwheels'''{{Incel}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Fredrick Brennan''') was the wheelchair-bound creator of [[8chan]], turned furfag degen who later disowned the site because of the increase of [[Nazis]].

Fredrick has been on the Internetz since he was 6 fucking years old, and, due to his brittle bones disease, he spent a good part of his teen years using [[4chan]]. Even hacking a school's firewall just to use it in class.

Before founding 8chan, he originally was an admin for an incel centric imageboard called [[Wizardchan]]. His admin status was due to his frequent usage and, in the eyes of other admins, forever virgin status.

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''We'll miss u fredrick : _ (''

Neutral Milk Hotel

2026-06-14T00:32:38Z

Couscous: ur drunk on your awe to me it doesnt mean anything at allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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[[image:Neutralmilkhotelpic.jpg|thumb|right|Note the retard on the far left who must wear a helmet at all times. Also note the dude in the back who is pleasuring himself while wrapped in a blanket. That is your face when you hear "Naomi" for the first time.]]

'''Neutral Milk Hotel''' is the worst band [[hipster|you've probably never heard of]]. Universally loved by hipsters and [[Mu/tants]], it is the source of much butthurt among music enthusiasts who prefer more refined musicians such as [[Lil B]]. The band is most famous for their release of the album ''In the Aeroplane Over the Sea'', an album expressing lead singer and songwriter Jeff Mangum's misguided love for hide-and-seek champion [[Anne Frank]]. This album is considered a cult-classic among [[noob|entry-level]] hipsters, and merely posting the album cover is a sure-fire way to [[troll]] the denizens of [[4chan]]'s [[mu/|/mu/]].

==Behind the Jewsic==
[[image:Nmh animu.png|thumb|right|Now they are all the cute ones ^_^ kawaii]]
Neutral Milk was formed in the early [[90s]] by sweater-enthusiast and [[moot]] look-alike Jeff Mangum who grew up in a trailer park outside of [[Louisiana]]. After graduating from high school in Bumfuck, Louisiana, Jeff roamed the country as a homeless hobo releasing solo projects [[nobody]] cares about. Much of these recordings consisted of audio static and conversations Jeff recorded with his friends while smoking a bowl. True art.

From these early beginnings emerged the band Neutral Milk Hotel where Mangum released his first insipid shit-pile, ''On Avery Island'' and later ''Everything Is''. After the release of this album, Mangum assembled his full band, adding Scott Spilane on the french horn, Julian Koster on the [[wtf|musical saw]], and Jeremy "the cute one" Barnes on the drums. The band settled in [[Wikipedia:Music of Athens, Georgia|Athens, Georgia]], home to many better bands such as the Apples in Stereo and of Montreal.

{{squote|"I dreamt I was up in a forest somewhere, I don't know where but somewhere, and I was sitting on top of this huge tree. I don't know how I got there, like that tree over there at each point and I was sitting on it and I was afraid to move and I moved and the tree just moved with me and that was weird"|Lyrics from "Tuesday Moon", 2DEEP4U}}

During this period of the band's career, they would make quite possibly the greatest lolcow of an album if there ever was one: ''In the Aeroplane Over the Sea'' (ITAOTS).

==In the Aeroplane Over the Sea==
[[image:In the aeroplane over the sea album cover copy.jpg|thumb|left|Start a blank thread on /mu/ and post this image. Guaranteed trolling or your money back.]]

In 1998, Neutral Milk Hotel released the album ''In the Aeroplane Over the Sea''. The inspiration for the content of this album came to Jeff in a series of dreams, many of them presumably wet. Jeff [[cockmongler|Mongler]]'s creative processes were also spurred by ''The <del>Diarrhea</del> Diary of [[Anne Frank]]'', the titular character of which he wishes to "save in some kind of time machine". Despite his sympathy for Anne Frank as a Holocaust victim, he seems to have no problem with wanting to fuck her brains out when he sings "one afternoon I knew I could love you/ And from above you how I sank into your soul/ Into that secret place where no one dares to go" in "King of Carrot Flowers". The lyrical content exhibits Mangum's descent into psychosis which would ultimately become the undoing of the band and is also pretty lulzy.

[[image:Comely ohs.png|thumb|right|Mangum's lyrics are the inspiration for many great works of art as pictured above.]]
[[image:Piano filled with flames.png|thumb|left|NOW SHE'S A LITTLE BOY IN SPAIN, PLAYING PIANOS FILLED WITH FLAMES]]

==Indiefags love Neutral Milk==
[[image:Neutral center.jpeg|thumb|right|Critically acclaimed.]]
Despite how obviously shitty this album is, indiefags love Neutral Milk. The 2005 re-release of ITAOTS got a 10.0 from notable indie hypemonger [[Pitchfork|Bitchfork]], and Arcade Fire front-man Guy Win noted Jeff [[Om nom nom|Nomnom]] as an inspiration for both his band and his lame hairstyle. Despite their acclaim for the album, even the reviewer had to voice his disbelief at the content of the album, exclaiming "What the hell? A guy in a rock band saying he was emotionally devastated by a book everyone else in America read for a middle-school assignment?" [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/5758-in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea/].

The Neutral Milkfags of the 90s were particularly creepy, as Pitchfork's crack journalists reported that "Jeff Mangum dealt with some guy who'd made, like, a magical sculpture depicting how great the band was, using his own chewed-up gum or something. Another cross-eyed girl with long hair held onto Jeff's forearms for 20 minutes, as she told him exactly how important his message was to the planet now and was he really a Christian and had he ever seen the UFOs over Arizona?" [http://pitchfork.com/features/articles/6784-neutral-milk-hotels-in-the-aeroplane-over-the-sea/]. Jeff most likely married that woman.

==/mu/ loves and hates NMH==
NMH's fanbase since its dissolution consists mainly of [[16 year old girls]] and trolls on [[4chan]]. The latter gains much pleasure from creating NMH and ITAOTS threads on /mu/. Although NMH's milks are supposedly neutral, they are quite a divisive subject on /mu/. An ITAOTS usually results in a 255 post thread consisting of shitflinging by indie hipsterfags who think ITAOTS is still underground or something and regular /mu/ users who can't stand people who like music they do not like on the internet. Between the carnage will be random outbursts of "I LOVEEE YOOOUUUUU JESUSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" and "SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINS TOPS". If Jeff Mangum were to see the strife created by his album he would most likely cry.
[[image:NMH back cover.jpg|thumb|left|Why is he drumming a potato]]
One area of contention on /mu/ surrounds the iconic album cover and whether the [[Mistake|mistakenly]] [[Nazi|saluting]] woman's head is a drum or a potato. Some have even gone as far as to say it is the "a moon across her face" from Two Headed Boy. To dispel the debate: it is in fact a potato.

Notable better musician [[Party hard|Andrew WK]] acknowledged the ITAOTS in his Q&A session on [[mu|/mu/]]. When asked which five albums he would take with him were he to be stranded on a desert island, [http://www.geekosystem.com/andrew-wk-wins-4chan/ he replied "I would bring 5 copies of Neutral Milk Hotel – In The Airplane Over The Sea]".
[[image:Itaots potato.png|thumb|right|Yep, its a potato]]

==Where you will find Jeff Mangum now==
[[image:When we die.jpg|thumb|left|What Jeff has been up to all these years ;_;]]
{{quote|Catch me at the crib getting light to Jeff Mangum
It's fun to do bad things like rhyme about handguns|Underground rap duo [[Das Racist]]}}
After ITAOTS had become a critically acclaimed success, Jeff Magnum had a nervous breakdown, most likely out of shock that people actually liked his shit stain of an album. For the next ten years he disappeared from the public eye and spent his time on various projects such as field recordings at Bulgarian folk festivals, cameo roles in independent films and other [[hipster]]ish activities. As a result of the publicity drummed up by /mu/'s shitstorms, Jeff Mongol has recently come out of hiding and had played a few small venues.
{{clear}}

==Lyrical Excerpts==

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|And from above you how I sank into your soul. Into [[Vagoo|that secret place]] where no one dares to go.
|Jeff Mangum ''really'' likes [[Anne Frank]].

|Your father made [[Harlequin Fetus|fetuses]] with [[What the fuck|flesh licking ladies]], while you and [[Your Mom|your mother]] were [[Dead|asleep]] in the trailer park...
|The more you know.

|Can't believe how strange it is to be [[You|anything]] at all.
|Yeah me neither tbh.

|Now [[Transgender|she's a little boy]] in [[Spain]], playing [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|pianos filled with flames]].
|[[Bullshit|The epitome of lyrical genius]].

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}
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==Galleries==
{{cg|Dat album' cover|gallery1|center|<gallery>
image:Aeroplane.jpg|It is always a good idea to have this album in multiple shades to get around the duplicate file detector on 4chan.
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image:Itaots duplicate.jpg|It's that bad
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image:Tsundere itaots.png|well it's not like i love you or anything, Jesus Christ
image:Itaots cum.jpg|some people like ITAOTS a little too much
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image:Itaots hilton.jpg|real picture
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{{cg|Mangum & Co|gallery2|center|<gallery>
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image:Carrot flowers.jpg|when you were young you were the king of carrot flowers...
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Atleast 100 years ago there was a shitty draw Jeff Mangum thread and these are a few of the good ones [http://chanarchive.org/4chan/mu/7774/draw-jeff-magnum].
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==Videos==
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|<youtube>yHlLWBs4dSE</youtube><center>Notice Mongnom's signs of psychosis</center>
|<youtube>8e-BgnZY5qg</youtube><center>/mu/ sings King Of Carrot Flowers</center>
|<youtube>iRarL_O24R0</youtube><center>Neutral Milk/Odd Future Mashup</center>
|<youtube>NxhNZYCtb-g</youtube><center>"Holland, 1945" on ukelele by Neutral Uke Hotel</center>
|<youtube>qaZqqaOEfsk</youtube><center>"Two Headed Boy"</center>
|<youtube>uIdVXIvOGvM</youtube><center>Blooptral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Bleep </center>
|<youtube>FSBMEGMXYZU</youtube><center>"I will Bury You in Time"</center>
|<youtube>20uoyocLRMg</youtube><center>"Naomi"</center>
|<youtube>xuHE7pwOvOc</youtube><center>Andrew Jackson Jihad -- "2 Headed Boy" </center>
}}
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==External Links==
*{{fbid|9075158370|Their fanpage}}
*{{myspace|neutralmilkhotelband|Their Myspace}}
*{{twitter|NeutralMilkFans|A fan account}}

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D4vd

2026-06-14T00:26:37Z

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''David Anthony Burke'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Height'''| 5'6", (168 cm)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}
{{Ibend}}
'''[[Leetspeak|D4vd]]'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one-hit wonder]] [[manlet]] nigger who recently killed a young [[spic]]cy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. He's basically the pedophilic [[zoomer]] version of [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for, except D4vd didn't [[Getting away with it|get away with it]].

D4vd started his [[dogshit]] musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.

Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].

==Celeste==
He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting evidence]] of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.

The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18.

==v&==
[[File:D4vd g01ng 2 j41l.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|He [[dindu nuffin]]!!]]
On September 8th, 2025 the dismembered meat chunks once known as Celeste were found in the "[[Funkytown|frunk]]" of a [[Tesla]] registered under D4vd's name. That, along with the fact that Teslas are literally [[Big Brother|covered in cameras]], gave police [[epic fail|an easy lead to him]]. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse.

But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, and that he had child porn on his devices, this is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Waited too long nigga.png|Maybe if you wrote a police report instead of a tiktok comment, she'd still be alive, retard.
File:NIGGER CAMO ACTIVATED.png|He's so black you can't even tell.
File:CelesteRivas.png|How did he find this thing attractive?
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Drake]]
*[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game.
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Further proof that only pedophiles use Discord.

==External Links==
* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
**{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}
**{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}
*{{yt|@|d4vd}}
*<s>{{twitch|d4vd}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}
*{{instagram|d4vddd}}
*{{discord|u|d4vd}}
*{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}
*{{soundcloud|d4vd}}

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Wizardchan

2026-06-14T00:23:48Z

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<b style="line-height:20pt;">The subject of this article contains [[Virgin|<span style="color:#FF6600;">virgins</span>]] [[Chris chan|<span style="color:#FF6600;">with rage</span>]].</b>
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[[image:R9k-normie-describes-wizardchan.png|framed|center|r9k normie describes wizardchan]]

{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=Wizardchan|imageboard_logo=[[File:Wizchan logo.png]]|date_founded=Jul 8, 2012 (old) [https://who.is/domain-history/wizardchan.org], Dec 23, 2014 (new) [https://who.is/domain-history/wizchan.org] |major_boards= [[b/|/b/]], /wiz/, /dep/ |epic_win=None|homepage=[http://wizchan.org Wizardchan]|right}}

The internet has always served as a place for the [[fat]], [[lazy]], and [[autistic|socially inept]] to call [[basement|home]]. However, with the emergence of [[social networking sites]] sites and the internet becoming more popular, this same group had retreated back into their [[hugbox|hugboxes]]. Most might assume that certain boards on [[4chan]] served as the perfect echo chamber for the socially retarded. However, there was a minority group who felt left out because they were too pathetic even for 4chan and created their own chan where the spergs can roam freely without any mean comments towards them. Thus, Wizardchan was created.

'''"Wizardchan"''' is a chan specifically for [[Permavirgin|permavirgins]] over thirty who in some instances brag to one another about having no job or friends, still living with their parents and serious suicide discussions.

== History of Wizardchan ==
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File:WizHist.png|The Wizardchan History thread
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=== Normalfags conquering the home of the wizards ===
As stated before, there were quite a few boards on 4chan that spergs, losers and [[fedora]] [[neckbeard]]s considered to be THEIR home. Places like [[jp/|/jp/]] (the board for Japanese culture and media), [[a/|/a/]] (the board for anime and manga) and [[R9k|/r9k/]] (the board for frustrated and depressed singles) became home to many [[NEET|NEETs]] and [[virgins]] of 4chan.

However, around 2010 4chan and "Anonymous" got more and more attention and mainstream media coverage. Media-friendly moralfags with Guy Fawkes masks got fame for operations like [[Project Chanology]], AnonOps, [[Operation Payback]] and Occupy Wallstreet. Suddenly more people knew about "the hacker collective Anonymous" and wanted to participate, which led to them finding 4chan and starting shitposting there. Many of these newfags had nothing in common with the typical 4chan userbase or chan culture at all because they were moralfags motivated by the media-whoring moralfags they saw on TV.
After a few of those operations and media coverage, everybody and their moms knew about 4chan and wanted to be part of it.

=== Creation of Wizardchan ===
Many of the old NEET-KV spergs and fedoras on 4chan became [[butthurt|disenchanted]] because of these newfags and their constant shitposting on all of THEIR boards. They were convinced that 4chan was finally overrun by [[NORPS]] (or normalshits / normalscum / normies as they call them) and they decided they needed to form their own board, free of those cancerous newfags. An alleged 4channer and /r9k/ regular who would later become known as "Keivi" was the one who came up with the idea of "Wizardchan". So Wizardchan was born around July 2012 to give NEETs, jobless weeaboos, and [[waifu]]fags a new non-normie-infected place to call their exclusive home. The chan was named after a Japanese internet joke that says when a male virgin crosses his 30th anniversary, he will become a wizard and gain [[Harry_Potter|magical powers]].
[[File:Wiz1Anniv.png|right|thumb||Wizardchan's first anniversary]]
Wizardchan was supposed to be an imageboard for male virgins by male virgins. Unfortunately, Keivi was [[stupid|not skilled enough]] to run a website like this and he also [[luser|did not have the money]] so he needed a partner for the [[buttsecks|technical and financial aspect]]. This is where "[[faggot|Mr. Pacific]]" joined. Mr. Pacific set up the imageboard and became the first admin of Wizardchan and Keivi became the one and only moderator. Mr. Pacific was absent for most of the time and was only involved in occasional site upgrades and updates. He also installed an IRC where productive discussions were held about chan improvements and moderator related stuff. Keivi created the rules and the site logo, monitored and janitored the postings, banned shitposters and answered improvement suggestions on the internal /meta/ board. In the beginning, /wiz/ was the only board, later /v9k/ was added as a containment board for all the depressive threads that were formerly posted on /wiz/. Oldfags from this era claim that the post quantity was very small at that time but the quality of the postings was [[O RLY|phenomenal]]. Also, oldfags claim that Keivi was a perfect mod who strictly enforced rules.

Around 2013, it was revealed that Mr. Pacific was an alleged drug-dealing, homosexual furfag who lost his mana and was not interested in running the site anymore. He was no NEET anymore and became an accountant. Keivi found a new admin called "Copypaste" (today known as '''Hotwheels''' from [[8chan]]) and oldfags claim that this is where many new, immature, under 30 years old virgins (like Glaive who would later become the admin) joined and incepted Wizardchan's downfall.

=== Copypaste "ruining" Wizardchan ===
[[File:Wizardchan suicide hotline.png|thumb|The post that [[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|rustled their jimmies]]]]
As described before, Keivi hired Copypaste (Powerword: Frederick Brennan. Now known as [[8ch.net|Hotwheels]]), a 19 year old [[midget]] in a [[cripple|wheelchair]] as the new admin of Wizardchan.
After copypaste took over Wizardchan, he introduced the new rule that participation on the IRC channel was mandatory for all staff members. Keivi was not a fan of this rule and opposed it, but as he was not skilled enough to run the site, there was nothing he could do about it. Later, Keivi was officially removed from the staff by copypaste, based on the ground that Keivi was absent in the IRC discussions. On July 26th, 2013, Keivi, the founder of Wizardchan created [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/wizardchan#announcements/detail/2038162099566855203 a blog] about his current issues with how copypaste was administering Wizardchan. Among his complaints was the introduction of the new [[b/|/b/]] board, the site’s [[IRC]] becoming more integral part of the site, the bastardization of his original rules, and the “unchecked normalfaggotry". Oldfags claim that this era was the time when many normies started infiltrating Wizardchan and driving the quality of the chan down. It all correlated with copypaste's administration style. Keivi went on to say that the new admin was turning Wizardchan into “a hangout for normalfags like most other chans” and only cared about the quantity of the posts and not the quality.
Copypaste also got very unpopular when he decided to give all macro images that were uploaded a "Wizardchan" tag in the name. Wizards argued that this was flagrant attention-whoring.

However, at that time Copypaste on the other site claimed that he legally bought the chan from Keivi, that Keivi still hangs out within their IRC and that he did nothing wrong.
Both sides of the argument delved into calling each other “dang dirty normals". As Keivi was known as a broke cunt unable to start the chan, it is assumed that Copypaste was not lying about buying the site.
Keivi's influence on Wizardchan stopped here but some oldfags are still communicating via email with him. He claims that he is still a virgin and sometimes contacts the staff for giving them advise and support.

More drama plagued the chan, this time between Copypaste and the users. The board’s /v9k/, their /r9k/ knockoff board for wizards with sads, took a severely depressing turn. The posts went from depressive stuff about their family and life to considering becoming [[an hero]] and contemplating [[No|if their lives were worth living]]. Copypaste saw the trend of posts and posted a link at the top of board linking to Suicide Help Hotlines to prevent some users from suicide. Of course, the users weren’t going to take this new change lightly. They complained on threads about how Copypaste was a normalshit. Despite copypaste's efforts, the quantity of suicide posts on /v9k/ did not decrease much.

=== Copypaste loses his Mana ===
[[File:Copypaste and gf.jpg|thumb|left|Copypaste with the [[whore|succubus]] in question]]
[[File:Hiotwheelzshit.png|thumb|right|300px|The official thread on Wizardchan where Copypaste revealed what happened]]
Wizardchan's userbase was already unhappy with their new admin copypaste for various reasons (described before) but what followed, was worse than anything wizards could have ever imagined.

Around December 2013 in Wizardchan's [[IRC]], Copypaste stumbled upon a [[woman|gazelle]] in her late twenties and started chatting with her. So much for the whole [[No women on the internet|"No Girls Allowed"]] rule. The <s>Danish</s> [[Southern]] woman that Copypaste cybered with flew all the way from <s>[[Denmark]]</s> [[Georgia]] to [[New York]] to meet up with him and fuck him. When faced with the ultimate dilemma of his imaginary wizard apprentice status and the chance for him to finally get some [[pussy]], he chose the latter and fucked the Danish woman several times the same day he met her.

Later he went on to share his experience first on Wizardchan's for staff-only internal IRC where he revealed what happened and had some serious discussions with the staff about the succubus in question.
Copypaste saved the whole transscript and later uploaded it on his new imageboard 8chan. It can be accessed at https://www.8ch.net/whore.txt and he claims only oldfags from that time know about this secret link.
A backup link with the screencapped log was uploaded on imgur (https://imgur.com/ZIVVI4c) just in case 8chan goes down or wants to take it down for any reason.
After the IRC discussion he officially started a thread on one of Wizardchan's user forums where he revealed to be a traitor and instantly got globally banned on Wizardchan. In his posting he claimed that it was not worth it and that the only way for Wizards is the path of the Wizard and that succubi who show interest in Wizards are mentally ill.

The wizards that he ruled over [[Nerd Rage|could not believe the news.]] [[Irony|How could a crippled midget who ran a site for embittered virgins get laid easily when they could not for years?]] [[Nerd Rage|In typical wizard fashion,]] they continued to rage about Cripplekike's betrayal (they called him like this from now on) and about those dreaded normalshits that he took with him to Wizardchan in 2013. Even a month after this incident Wizardchan users were still paranoid over the possible infiltration of normies. If an autistic crippled midget can lose his virginity, what was stopping the rest of them from losing theirs when some random [[whore|succubus]] or [[Homosexual|man]] shows the slightest bit of interest in them? Wizards lay awake at night under their cum-stained comforters wondering what set them apart from the "normals" on the dreaded /r9k/ board. Much like online [[Social Justice|other]] [[furries|fringe]] groups, Wizardchan users constantly participated in the drama. Users began discussing getting rid of parts of the chan like the IRC, which they believed was the root of the problem. They were paranoid of their fellow wizards and of the administrators of the site that ruled over them.
{{quote|It's also just a shame there are people here who just this site as a pity party until some random whore might decide to tug your junk one day.|One anonymous user describing [[at least 100|98%]] of the chan}}

=== Copypaste's girl gets mad after breakup ===
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[[File:Devotees.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The devotee thread on 8chan's /b/ where Hotwheels regretted his worst error]]
As it turns out, [[Captain Obvious|the girl that Copypaste lost his virginity to turned out to be batshit insane]] [[weeaboo]]. Following a bitter breakup that could rival an episode of [[Jerry Springer]], Copypaste found himself single again. Copypaste also revealed that his ex-girlfriend also had a fetish for virgins and regularly [[schlick|masturbated]] to Wizchan's /v9k/ board and the [[Loveshy]] forums. So Copypaste's ex is currently lurking the /v9k/ board, looking for her next willing victim and [[BDSM|schlicking to their misery]].

For what it's worth, Copypaste [[Special Olympics|accomplished more within a few months than most wizards would accomplish within their entire lifetimes.]] Despite being a crippled midget, he managed to fuck a whore and invoke the butthurt of 10 virginal NEETS in the process. Shine on, you delightful [[midget|little elf]]. The true wizard is you!

Later in December 2014 when 8chan got very popular after m00t's gamergate sellout, someone on /b/ started a thread about devotee girlfriends. The discussion was about women who love their crippled men unconditionally. Hotwheels joined the discussion and shared his experiences with his devotee girlfriend and how it was the worst thing he did in his life.

=== Another new admin ===
[[File:Glaiveunmasked.png|thumb|right|Is this rather rapeable young man with no acne and obesity problems the new admin?]]
Copypaste left Wizardchan around December 2013 / January 2014 after his betrayal, changed his official name to "Hotwheels" and concentrated on his own new imageboard [[8chan]] that he started in October 2013.
However, post-betrayal Wizardchan users just called him "Cripplejew", "Cripplekike" or "(Chad) Thunderwheels".
When [[GamerGate]] began and [[m00t]] sold out [[4chan]] for some cash from [[Gawker]] and [[herpes]] from the [[tumblr]] staff's throwaway [[pussy]] who was working there, something called "[[m00t's GamerGate Sellout]]" happened. All the chantards who were sick of m00t and his [[sellout]] faggotry that has been going on for years declared 4chan dead, moved to 8chan and hailed Hotwheels as their new king.

It is assumed that Copypaste sold Wizardchan to the new admin "Anachronos" (who was allegedly a Puerto Rican) and that "Glaive" (who came to Wizardchan around the same time as Copypaste) was promoted from staff to new admin. Wizards were not happy with Glaive as their new admin because he came around the same time like "Cripplekike" and he was already known for several IRC faggotries. Generally, wizards now blamed Wizardchan's downfall on its IRC's, which was implemented by cripplekike and his gang that came around 2013.

Wizards assumed that Glaive must be a normie just like cripplekike was and they feared that he will be the next admin to betray them. Also Anachronos was a very mysterious fellow as nobody has ever seen him and the only way people could contact him was his email address that he answered sometimes and sometimes not. He was also known for trolling Wizardchan or disappearing for months and then suddendly showing up again and later. When Wizardleaks happened, he was revealed to have a huge ego (called himself Archmage Anachronos).
Staff members of wizardchan claimed it was very complicated to run the site when the actual owner was not even around.

Around April it was found out that Glaive had a CWCki account (only normalfags hang out there) and that he was even an active mod there. Later an alleged picture of him leaked around Fall 2014. The picture that allegedly depicted Glaive displayed a fit, tight-looking, handsome [[twink|young man]] with short brown hair and brown eyes, good jaw line and no acne or obesity problems. Wizards could not believe that what they called "the archetype of a chad" was, in fact, the ruler of their wizard [[hugbox|sanctuary]] ... AGAIN after only a few months. Later rumors went around that Glaive could technically never become a non-wizard as allegedly a [[lol|Pitbull bit him in the genital region when he was a kid and he lost his penis]] during this incident. However Glaive stayed the "Chadmin" for wizards no matter what from now on.

=== The [[Zoe Quinn]] Affair ===
[[File:sadzoe.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The nice people on the internet are helping Zoe by trolling her to help her relate.]]
Around summer 2014 when Zoe's [[retarded]] "Depression Quest" game got rejected on Greenlight it seemed like that was it. But someone on [[Chris Chan|the CWCwiki forum]] decided to have a bit of fun, so he posted about how Zoe is a faggot on Wizardchan and then pretended to be a [[Concerned Mother|concerned citizen]] and linked her to his own post.

Zoe took the opportunity to claim that she was being harassed by them and that one of them called her house and [[fap|fapped]] into the receiver. [[No one]] can be sure if it was actually someone from WC who called her (since she gets these calls all the time anyway) or, if in fact anyone had called her at all. But that didn't stop her from getting ass-pats from [[Anita Sarkeesian]] and Dina from [[Mighty No. 9]] (whom, incidentally, are both sleeping with the people responsible for their internet success). It also didn't stop several news sites from running the story without doing a single moment of research (although she was probably fucking at least some of them) or her [[twitter]] followers from [[butthurt]] raiding the site [[white knight|in defense of their damsel in distress]].

'''BUT WAIT!''' Was it really them? Fucking no. About two months after [[GamerGate]] started, Hotwheels, the admin of [[8chan]] and formally of Wizardchan did [http://knowyourmeme.com/blog/interviews/qa-with-fredrick-brennan-of-8chan an interview] on [[Know Your Meme]] where he revealed that an IP check proves that Zoe was the one posting threats against herself on Wizardchan prior to the attack.
The [[irony]] in all of this is that most of the users on Wizardchan ''actually'' have [[depression]] because they are [[fat]], [[Wizard|kissless virgins in their 30's]] who [[basement dweller|live in their mom's basement]]. They are in fact ''so'' depressed '''that the site had to post a link on the top of the page to a suicide prevention hotline.'''
So they were fucking with people who have depression over a game about the hardships of depression. Classy.

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=== Devin Faraci Wants to Make Them [[an hero|Kill Themselves]] ===
[[File:DevinFaraciYearbook.jpg|thumb|right|Devin Faraci's yearbook photo.]]

During September 2014, respectable gaming journalist "[[faggot|Devin Faraci]]" (the same [[Devin Faraci]] who, at the beginning of [[GamerGate]], compared people who play video games to [[ISIS]] and got trolled relentlessly for it) discovered Wizardchan and wanted to bully them a bit. He decided to step up his efforts in trying to ruin his own "career" (if you can even call it being a guest on [[jewtube|Screen Junkies]]) by posting on twitter, on national [[suicide]] prevention day, about Wizardchan and convincing his followers to go fuck with them and troll the shit out of their site.

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=== Death of Wizardchan ===
After m00ts gamergate sellout and the constant gamergate related drama got stirred up a lot, Wizardchan got more attention from normies than ever. There was a rumor about a woman who was a regular at /v9k/ and often masturbated to the sadness she witnessed on /v9k/. However as Fall was going on, normalfag and failed normie threads were more and more common. Many faggots from r9k also liked to troll on v9k but their IP's were soon banned. Wizardchan's userbase got paranoid and started witchhuntings whenever they thought a normie infiltrator has been spotted.

Wizardchan started recruiting mods in Fall 2014, what was not very clever because they had huge media attention after gamergate and many trolls/normies applied for moderator positions during that time. A posting of an alleged wizarchan moderator was found on some internet forum where he claimed that he would be banned from Wizardchan if they knew he was in fact a normie. Generally during this time the quality of the content decreased and many Wizards believed their last bastion and sanctuary was lost to the normies.

On December 22nd 2014, just days before the most depressive holiday for any wizard out there, Wizardchan.org finally went down. Wizards at first thought it was some kind of maintenance or pranking but the site did not return. It is not sure why exactly it went down but it is believed that the admin Anachronos was bored of the constant drama and has not paid for the servers/domain and thus it was shut down by the hosting company. Another theory said that the admin was paying the servers in advance and somehow got homeless and a poorfag and could not keep up paying anymore and died somewhere in the streets before he could notify the wizards about the issue. The whereabouts or fate of Anachronos the admin (allegedly a puerto rican BTW) were completely unknown. His last known posting was about buying a suicide bag so it is possible that he already offed himself a long time ago.

Interesting fact was, that the night before the site went down, a picture of glaive (one of the top moderators at that time) was leaked where he was posing for a picture with a woman on what appeared to be a party wearing a mask. Wizards got mad because of this and lost the last ounce of trust they had for galive (prior to this rumors circulated already that glaive was a normie). It is assumed that many wizards commited suicide around this time because of the combined effects of glaive beeing exposed as a normie and their home going down on the most depressive time of the year.

So Wizardchan was down and Wizards did not know where to go now. Ironically the GNAA created a /wizardchan/ board on 8chan. Wizards were searching on google for hints about their former home and found the 8chan board. Once they discovered they were only trolled by the GNAA, they created new wizard boards on 8chan. Ironically, the same Wizards that hated Hotwheels the pimp admin for his betrayal were now again under his rule. Many wizards asked if someone knew what was going on but nobody had any idea. A staff-internal Wizardchan thread discussion from late October 2014 leaked where mods were worried that Anachronos seems to have dissappeared 3 months ago. He was not present in the IRC anymore and he was not responding to Emails. Staff also contacted Hotwheels later to ask if he had any idea but Hotwheels also denied.
Nobody was able to contact Anachronos or find out what happened so the old moderator team decided to create a new home called "Wizchan.org" as the successor of Wizardchan.

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File:Wizdown.png|the error message
File:Wizgone.jpg|it's gone...
File:Gone4ever.jpg|and it won't come back
File:Ownedagain.jpg|Owned by the pimp admin again
File:Where2go.jpg|where to go now?
File:AnaMssng.png|What happened to Anachronos? Leaked mod-only discussion thread about him missing.
File:Panicc.jpg|panic...
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=== Wizardleaks ===
On 8chan's wizchan a former moderator claimed he will leak the official Wizardchan moderator guideline by Christmas if Wizardchan stays down and nothing happens until then. Christmas happened and there was no posting yet but on 26th of December 2014 OP finally delivered after more than 24hours of delay and offered to answer questions from wizards. Wizards liked the leak very much and called it the Wizardleak.
Wizards were quite interested about the inner structures of Wizardcha as they feared it was only a honeypot run by normies to exploit them and make fun of them. Former admin assured that he was still a virgin and that Glaive and Hotwheels were good guys and that he likes working with them but that he disliked Anachronos (no wonder, the guy called himself Archmage Anachronos) and some of the new rules he made.
Many wizards were not very happy about Glaive and did not want a potential new home to be run by moderators of Glaive even if they assured that Glaive will not be involved in the new chan. There were also rumors circulating that the new wizchan.org was hosted on CWCki servers as Glaive was exposed as not only beeing affiliated with the succubus-friendly site CWCki but also having a moderator position there. He even calls himself "Chad Thunderween" on his own profile now and is confirmed for a normie (no matter whether he still has his penis or not). On 24th February 2015 Glaive was promoted as admin on [[Kiwi Farms]] (former CWCki)

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File:GlaiveCWCki.jpg|Glaive beeing exposed as CWCki faggot by Null on 8chan's backup boards
File:Glaivecwc.jpg|Glaive was now confirmed for normie infiltrator
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File:Exmod thread part2.jpg|complete thread screencapped pt2
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=== Wizardchan successor projects ===
Wizchan (that is run by former Wizardchan moderators) went online on 23rd December 2014, as did Magicchan, coming online hours prior. Magicchan is run by a newfag who came to Wizardchan in September 2014 after the Gamergate drama and he decided to create his alternative board called "Magicchan". He was already known at the old wizardchan and it is known that he created a thread on the old /wiz/ where he asked for names of a potential successor of Wizardchan around October 2014. Names like Maji-chan and Majo-chan were suggested and it is believed that he used this thread as inspiration and already worked on his chan from then on. It was interesting how fast his chan went up, like he had prepared everything in advance and just waited for Wizardchan to go down. Many wizards boycotted wizchan because of the allged Glaive involvement and went to magicchan instead. As the newfag admin of Magicchan seemed not very skilled with image board programming, Hothweels helped him to implement some features on Magicchan. This was leading wizards to assumptions that the newfag admin was not competent for the position and there were even thoughts that Hotwheels orchestrated a conspiracy to take over Wizardchan. They now wanted another new channel because they were not OK with Hotwheels helping MoD (Master of Debate, the Magicchan admin) to improve their new home.

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File:Wizchan.org.png|Wizchan.org home page. Note the "Wizardchan" banner.
File:Magicchan.jpg|Magicchan.org home page. The design is simple and ugly "to make normies go away"
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These issues lead to the creation of several other shitty chans like Merlinchan or 8chan's own /v9k/ board that were all trolled by various pedo shitposters and 4chan's /r9k/. Here is an incomplete list of new wizard pages that were created after the death of wizardchan to ensure the already small userbase is split even further:<br />
*/wizardchan/ - owned by GNAA trolls
*/wizard/ - the alternative board to wizardchan after finding out GNAA owns it
*/wiz/ - pretty much dead
*/wizardry/ - another backup board
*/wizchan/ - the official board before wizchan.org went up
*/v9k/ - Wizardchan's /v9k/ board
*magicchan.org
*wizchan.org
*merlinchan.org
*virginchan (not officialy as they allow girls too)
*warlockchan.org (came in Feb 2015, dissappeared and came back in March without the old posts and rules)

Hothweels however made a statement that he is OK with having all those refugee wizard boards stay at 8chan until they find/create a new home but he added that they will most likely not like him very much because of the events in the past. He was right. Many wizards posted how desperate they were that "Thunderwheels" was now owning them again and how their lives are now finally meaningless. Eventually postings on 8chan's wizard boards stopped after a while and wizards moved to '''wizchan''' or '''magicchan''' and had to get over the uncomfortable topics (wizchan probably beeing run by glaive, magicchan allowing Hotwheels to post) and as soon as the boards started, everyone went to the /meta/ boards and tried to make the mods implement his own definition of a true wizardchan into the rules.

For a few days every chan was claiming to be the better one (dividing the userbase further allthough most browsed both chans) and there were some polls about which chan was better. Wizchan has more postings while wizards from Magicchan claim to have less normies lurking and less postings but better quality. Both boards renamed their depression boards that were called v9k in the old days. Wizchan calls it's depression board /dep/ and Magicchan calls its depression board /sad/. Wizchan users post as "Anonymous" while Magicchan users post as "Anonymage" like in the old Wizardchan. Magicchan has no functionning SSL features (and did not have it in the beginning) but Wizchan has had SSL support since day one.

On '''Wizchan''' you will get banned for a lot of shit you would have gotten away with on wizardchan. If you go there and make a long, thought intensive post about being lonely, about days going faster and faster as your introspection fades into a buzz and you spend all day on image boards reading the same posts, making the same arguments, running into the same metathread, about your parents slowly getting more and more angry at you, and about looking forward only to a certain occasional meal, you will probably be banned for violating rule 3. The new mods are more interested in the idea of wizardry as a philosophical mindset than they are in the well being of wizards. It stopped being about a place for virgins to talk without normalfags breaking through walls to tell them to be themselves or to never give up, and it became about a philosophy where the enlightened man avoids sexual relationships or even friends to pursue a more meaningful existence. This has a lot to do with people crying on /meta/ to ban 3D pornography and anything associated with feelfaggotry and other shit. It feels like a bunch of schizoids who hate human weakness took over all of that place, even /dep/, and everybody's so much more uptight now because of it.

Many old threads from the former Wizardchan have been restarted on the new chans. Wizchan for example got the anime club thread (an anime watching club started on Wizardchan in December 2014) and Magicchan got the monster girl thread. Many other threads like the writing and drawing threads were also restarted after a few days.

== 2015 - Wizchan.org and Magicchan.org ==

=== Helena N. incident ===
[[File:HellenaN.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Seriously, they really made a whole fucking news article about it...]]
In Early January 2015 while wizards where still wondering what exactly happened, something interesting was noticed. The fromer site wizardchan.org was now redirecting to the personal blog of a girl web developer called Helena N. (name censored). Wizards were surprised and thought it was a prank from their admin Anachronos and decided to ask the girl herself. Wizards created twitter profiles and asked her if she knew anything and she claimed that she had no idea. In the thread on wizchan many wizards showed their disrespect for the filthy succubus who dared to hijack their former home address and some idiots also were dumb enough to insult her openly on twitter, ensuring more media attention. She researched a bit and soon she found out about wizardchan and the thread where wizards were disrespecting her. She answered that it was not her fault, that she was not responsible for the situation and that she wanted an apology for all the insults.

After a few hours some SJWs informed gawker media about this (or gawker is lurking wizchan and waiting for drama to write about), and we all know that gawker media's favourite news subject is: muhsoggynee. Sam Biddle, the biggest faggot of Gawker media felt his white knight spirit was triggered and decided to make a whole news article on gawker about this fucking unimportant internet drama. He published the article and many normies around the world now officially knew the new page where all the wizards go. In the comment section of the article normies and SJW have called everyone to go to wizchan and to troll the shit out of the page and wizards were now in fear they would again lose their homes to normies. However mods banned shitposters quickly and there was no major drama anymore. Helena was not very pleased that gawker made a news article about her without asking her first and she apparently deleted her blog after this incident as it is not accessible anymore.

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File:Helena1.jpg|Thread got opened by a worried wizard
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File:Helena4.jpg|Paranoia intensifies
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File:Helena5.jpg|Gawker is watching you
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=== Warlockchan ===
Somewhere around early February 2015 a new wizardchan clone was created, as wizards are always upset about something involving their chan. The new chan was called warlockchan and it was designed to be a even more aggressive version of wizardchan where depressive threads like the ones from /v9k/ and other types of faggotry were not allowed. Some advertised the chan on wizchan but got banned quickly for it. However currently the page can't be accessed again and it has to be assumed that the chan is already dead after not even a month. A huge critic point was that Warlockchan had tons of rules while girls/women were allowed. Because of this many wizards assumed that Warlockchan might be in fact a /cow/ or CWCKI honey pot.

Update: As of March 9th 2015 it appears that Warlockchan is online again but the old threads and the rules page are gone. The rules might have been deleted to prevent the drama that occured the last time. The official credo is that if you belong there you can be yourself and won't get banned and else admin will ban you.

=== Sluthate VS. Kiwi Farms Drama ===
In March 2015 The webpages Sluthate.com (former PUAhate.com, got renamed after it was exposed as the former home of [[Elliot Rodger|le supreme gentleman]]) and [[Kiwifar.ms]] (former CWCki) got involved in a major internet drama. [[Kiwi Farms]] already had a Sluthate thread since November 2014 but it was not really active up until mid March 2015 when a few Sluthaters started to raid the thread and stir up drama. Later some Sluthater doxed Glaive, the admin of Kiwi Farms (and former admin of Wizardchan) and dumped his dox on March 17th in one of their threads. In this thread posters are advocating for calling to his university and complain about Glaive's (former) relations with misogynistic websites and of course Wizardchan will be mentionned and getting unwanted attention once again. Kiwi Farmers got mad at this and contributed to filling their Sluthate thread (together with the Sluthate raiders) to an incredible amount of over 540 pages (previously 50 pages from November 2014 until mid March 2015) in only a few days. Mostly Kiwi Farmers are attacking Sluthate for letting an alleged pedophile make postings without beeing banned and how they are lowlifes because they are invading Kiwi Farms while Sluthate calls Kiwi Farms crazy for beeing obsessed with Chris-chan and that they are in fact very similar to Sluthate (filled with low lifes). Archived threads:<br />
*Kiwi Farms Megathread on Sluthate: http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=71615&sid=f8535a3bbf2cc74eced0867d48f2a58e Archived: https://archive.is/IFjZm
*Sluthate Megathread on Kiwi Farms: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sluthate-com.6192/ Archived: http://archive.is/CM4Lo

=== Germanwings crash March 2015 ===
After the Germanwings plane crash of 2015, rumors circulated on Wizchan.org how the alleged suicide pilot was in fact a virgin with rage, just like supreme gentlefaggot, and that he killed himself and 149 other people because of beeing a virgin. While this discussion was going, many wizchanners gave their approval for this action in 2 threads, and celebrated how he set a new high score in killing the normies that they hate so much. Later this virgin with rage theory was debunked, and it was revealed that he was in fact some emo fag dropped by his girlfriend, and probably depressed and suicidal because of it (totally r9k tier). Archived threads: <br />
*https://archive.is/n9eGI
*https://archive.is/0BeiK

===Full paranoia===
Wizardchanners were always known for their eternal paranoia when it comes to normalfags, chads and "failed normies" stalking them. As a result of this madness they went full sharia law since summer 2015. <br />
It all started after it was revealed that 8chad's /cow/ was raiding wizchan after they went low on other lolcows to milk. Alleged /cow/boys spammed various subtile subversion threads mostly revolving around [[nazi|stormfaggotry]], "rare pepe", "real wizards do/are..." threads or the much hated subtile bragging that makes the wizzas especially mad. You can easily try this out for yourself by going onto any of their boards and making a thread how you have no idea what shit to waste your money from your 6 figure engineering job on and the poorfags there will instantly [[triggered|accuse you of bragging about your affluence]].
As a direct result of the assumed normalfag and /cow/ invasion during summer [[socialism|wizchan moderation]] decided to [[butthurt|ban all]] pepe and wojack image macros. Consequences will never be the same. Even today many wizchanners still believe there is a normalfag conspiracy going on against wizchan users when it's in fact their own paranoia and accusing anyone and anything for beeing a normie that [[cancer|ruins their board]].

== The Wizardchan Userbase ==
[[File:Wizardchan mascot.png|thumb|So oppressed]]
It couldn’t be stressed enough that every single user on Wizardchan is a friendless, virginal NEET who [[Internet is serious business|takes the internet too seriously]]. Some of the weeaboo members like to refer to themselves as [[Hikikomori]], despite the fact that the actual Hikikomori from [[Japan|animuland]] contend that they have it worse than their Western counterparts.

Every single member of Wizardchan barely gets out of their house and barely speaks to their family members who support their parasitic lifestyles. In fact, there are posts on the chan of users bemoaning on how they are forced to socialize with their own family members and have to go to the store to get milk. Some of the more bizarre posts feature wizards discussing how they starved themselves for two days when distant relatives came to visit them, [[Disgusting|how they would piss out of their windows, how they have a dirty cumrag pile that they didn’t even bother to throw away, and even how they would have a three year old shit stain in their bathroom.]] This is not an exaggeration either.

The average wizard claims that they are doing more with their time than the average person while collecting [[welfare]] checks or mooching off of relatives. They claim that they have more time to read books, learn [[moonspeak]] from watching their favorite [[animu]] shows ([[Pixyteri|as if no]] [[Wapanese|one has heard]] [[Narutard|that before]], amirite?), and various other hobbies that they claim to spend so much time. However, their fantasy life is far from the reality they live in each and every day. The average Wizard spends his days:

• [[Fapping]]<br />
• Watching cartoons and anime<br />
• Browsing chans<br />
• Playing vidya games<br />
• Eating [[ramen]]<br />
• Sleeping<br />

=== Wizards Only - No Normalscum ===
[[File:Typical Wizardchan user.jpg|thumb|Those dang dirty normal people!]]
[[File:Virginpride.png|left|thumb|Wizards claim to be proud virgins]]
[[File:Wizchan rules.png|thumb|The rules of the site]]
Like with most other chans, the folks at Wizardchan have their [[meme|terminology]]. “Borrowing” an old chan joke about 30 year old virgins, someone who is a friendless 30 year old or older virgin is a “wizard.” Anyone who is at least 20 but younger than 30 and is a friendless virgin is a “wizard [[bitch|apprentice]].” A friendless 60 year old virgin is considered an [[Final boss|Archwizard]]. Having sex is disregarded, referenced to as "a wizard/apprentice losing his mana" and overall it is expected from Wizards to be proud of their virgin status. Anyway, the possibility of one hanging out with individuals who are old enough to be their children or grandchildren who hasn’t died as a result of [[diabetes]] or [[suicide]] is pretty rare. Almost as rare as the possibility 60 year old that hasn’t at least lost their virginity by spending their welfare check on [[crack whore|crack whores]].

They like to imagine that they are great powerful wizards like in their animu shows and as a result they all agree that they all share a common nemesis. Their nemesis is all of the [[normal people]] in the world or as they called them; “Normalshits”. Like all of the other [[special snowflake|special snowflakes]] on the internet, [[Privilege Olympics|they claim to be oppressed by normal people on a daily basis.]] How are they oppressed? They are told by normal people to go get a job, go outside, to go get a girlfriend or a boyfriend, are stared at every time they leave their rooms, and the worse of all; They are told to “just be [themselves].” [[LOL|A tragic situation, truly.]]

While most consider a wizard’s problems to be completely [[First World Problems|trivial]], they consider themselves to be constantly under attack from normal people who want them to contribute to society and they even praise people like Cho Seung-hui for taking out a few normalshits that would’ve oppressed them. Due to this, the admin had created rules against users discussing or even alluding to the fact that they have social life, romantic relationships, and especially sexual relationships. [[BAWW|Those were the reasons why they left the normalshits on 4chan in the first place.]] Anyone who breaks these rules gets [[banhammered]] in an instant. Also, despite not being written explicitly in the rules, anyone who admits to being a woman is banned. Because [[Truth|the only legal adults who are still virgins are men]].

Another important thing is that >tfw_no_gf threads or any threads about desiring intimity, friends or any type of compaignonship are disregarded as beeing a "failed normie".
Wizards will then ask the thread opener / poster to go back to "4chad" and "r9gay" or "leddit". Another term that is used often is "Chad Thundercock" along with the female version "Stacie Thundercunt". These terms refer to the Archetype of athletic, successful and socially skilled people who were often the bullies that ruined the wizard's childhood. "Thunderwheels" is a special version of these terms and only used to address Copypaste/Hotwheels the former admin of Wizardchan who betrayed his fellow wizards.

On Wizardchan people are divided in 4 groups:<br />
1) Chads (the "cool" boys who get all the girls and good jobs later in life)<br />
2) Failed normies (people who have a desire to be like the chads and accepted by society but don't have the natural confidence, looks or social skills)<br />
3) Wizards (in their oppinion the true master race that can withstand the desire of having sex with a "filthy 3DPD succubus" and concentrate on the really important things in life)<br />
4) Succubi (or scubs, 3DPD - women - in their oppinion all women are filthy whores and inferior to pure and innocent 2D girls from anime and manga<br />

=== Walking in a Pedo Wonderland ===
Should it come as any surprise that the majority of wizards have an alternative sexuality or a sick fetish of some sort? Closeted [[homosexuals]], [[tranny|crossdressers]], [[zoophiles]], [[babyfurs]], [[Brony|cloppers]], [[lolicon|lolicons]]/[[shotacon|shotacons]], and [[pedophiles]] make up the majority of users on Wizardchan. Ashamed of admitting their kinks in real life, they openly express them on Wizardchan without shame. Here's one such case:

On [[Christmas]] day, after the wizards celebrated the holiday with their [[Son I am disappoint|disappointed parents]], they quickly ran back to their computers to moan about having to socialize with their own families. One anonymous user shared his holiday experience with his [[12 year old girl|11 year old cousin]]. The user told the other users about how he [[incest|felt up on his cousin]] after giving her booze and Benadryl. A couple of wizards advised the OP from going any further with the [[loli|young girl]], but the rest of them sympathized with the OP for they too knew what it was like to lust after a child. As it turned out the OP posts and one of the responses was [[copypasta]] from the [[/jp/]] [https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S11741411#p11741742_5 board on 4chan] and half of the wizardchan posters took the bait.

<center>{{scrollpic|Wizardchan pedos.png|800|300|The thread|}}</center>

The Wizardchan pedo thread was later deleted by mods. Whether they deleted the thread out of embarrassment of their pedophilic users, the rule against discussing sexual history, or the new rule against discussing females in general is unclear. The thread's deletion led to the weekly butthurt from the users. Users quickly made [[:File:Wizard_pedo_thread_aftermath.png|a thread]] asking where the thread went. Some users defended the thread, stating that [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|the thread was more about Christmas than about a guy touching his little cousin.]] Other users whined about the threads deletion. Wizchan users wanted to discuss their pedo fantasies further and wanted to know if the guy molested his cousin. [[Trolled|They didn't realize that it was a ruse all along]] until they checked the [[888chan]] thread on them. Once again, Wizardchan proved their superior intelligence against those dang normalshits on other chan sites.

=== Lolicon/Shotacon Tears ===

{{quote|This is a thankless job, and no moderator or administrator has the obligation to elaborate the justifications of rules and policies, especially when you are addressing a group of troublemakers. And I do not need to apologize to lolicon supporters. They should probably be thanking me that I haven't banned them for bringing the website close to a shutdown.|A Wizardchan admin telling users to fuck themselves.}}

As time has proven yet again, Wizards are some of the most easily upset online users besides furries and Social Justice cows. What set them off this time? One concerned [[troll|citizen]] reported the site to their host for [[Lolicon]]. Due to the site's server being located in [[California]], the admins added Lolicon and [[Shotacon]] to the list of banned content to avoid having the website shut down. Instead of understanding that the admin's hands were tied on the matter, the users chimped out at the admins and whined about the daily "normalfag" persecution that wizards endure on a daily basis. After a while of listening to Wizardchan users cry about how unfair the new rule was and [[US]] laws are, the admin told Wizardchan users to go post their [[Cardcaptor Sakura]] [[Rule 34]] on [[7chan|another chan]] and locked the thread.

Through it all, most of the users' fear of getting [[Partyvan|partyvanned]] are probably justified. Given how most Wizards have less tact than [[MadThad0890]] about their pedo [[Lolicon]] or [[CP]] collection, one can easily imagine the fate of some Wizardchan users' Wizardhood when they meet [[Bubba]] in prison. [[The Booty Warrior]], a widely feared Level 200 warlock, can gain some [[Man points|magic points]] from breaking into the anus of the average Level 5 Wizchan user.

== Gallery ==

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File:Wizardchan rp chart.jpg|At the end of the day, they're just one big [[roleplay|rp]] circlejerk
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== See Also ==

* [[Zoe quinn]] - they "harassed" her
* [[NEET]]
* [[Sluthate]]rs - slightly more functional faggots than wizards, but not by much.
* [[Chan]]
* [[Internet is Serious Business]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Weeaboos]]
* [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]]
* [[Privilege Olympics]]
* [[First World Problems]]
* [[Welfare]]
* [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]

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User:Couscous/Sandbox

2026-06-14T00:22:40Z

Couscous:

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==Jelly Pirates==
{{Forcedmeme}}

'''Jelly Pirates''' is a [[forced meme]] on 4chan's [[b/|/b/]] board. A Jelly Pirate thread will usually have a shooped or [[AI artwork|AI slop]] image of a pirate holding Welch's brand grape jelly, followed by the poster either telling you to join now or be gay, how you're too much of a [[newfag]] to remember the supposed Jelly Pirate raids of '06, or somehow tying it back to the king of current /b/, [[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit|Andy Sixx]].

Despite what Jelly Niggers will tell you, this is still a somewhat virgining meme, with discourse of it only kept for the [[faggots|cool kids]] who still use 4chan.

===Phrases===
''Wanna [[LARP]] as a trve Jellyposter? We got you covered, with these phrases you'll fit right it! Don't forget to [[spam]]!

*Jelly much?
*NIGGER FAGGOT JEW PISS SHIT CUNT

===List of people who are Jellyposters===
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Alex Pretti]]
*[[Greta Thunberg]]

===Gallery===

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===See Also===
*[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]]
*[[Unfunny]]

{{Cancer}}

==Looney Tunes==
{{Offended}}

'''Looney Tunes''' is an [[old meme]] of a cartoon, with it being around for so long many things have come from it.

===Origins===
===Characters===

Although now seen as iconic or "non-problematic", the ideas for some of the original line up of characters were either an ordinary anthropomorphic animal, or a racist caricature of an anthropomorphic animal.

===Space Jam===
===Video Games===
===Memes===
===Racist Shit===
===Anti-Nazis===
===The Looney Tunes Show===
===Gallery===
===Videos===

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=={{Glowtext|Tim Pool}}==

Other than the likes of [[Hasan Piker]], political media has never seen a bigger grifter than '''Tim Pool'''. A current [[Russian]] puppet and political [[Bisexual]], his tactic of fence sitting on certain issues, only playing into an idea hard when it benefits him the most, has given him an audience of clueless retards, who only enjoy his content when it tells them what they want to hear. Despite being a grifter, Tim claims to be a centrist when it comes to politics to save him from any criticism regarding the fact. He hosts his show the TimCast, where he either interviews political adjacent personalities, or gives his worthless takes on current happenings. Whenever he does give a "hot-take", it is always bafflingly retarded. When retarded chimp Karmelo Anthony killed Austin Metcalf, Tim gave the take that it was justified.

Tim has a severe case of [[Internet tough guy]], and will try to convince he's more than just a bald [[manlet]].

Here is a list of the people who Tim has been able to get to appear on his show:

*[[Kanye West]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]]
*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Milo Yiannopoulos]]
*[[TheQuartering]]
*[[Alex Jones]]
*[[Candace Owens]]
*[[Ben Shapiro]]
*[[ComicsGate|Eric July]]
*[[Steven Bonnell II]]
*[[Sargon of Akkad]]
*[[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
*[[Joe Rogan]]
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]]
*[[Knife Game|Rusty Cage]]
*[[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu]]

===Videos===

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===See Also===
*[[Mumkey Jones]] - His brother, Chris "Reactor" Pool is friends with Mumkey and is actually based.
*[[Charlie Kirk]] - Tim is the origin of the "Sources tell me [blank] is stable" copypasta.

{{Truth}}
{{Politics}}
{{Russia}}

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==Whang==

'''Justin Whang''' (yes his last name is really [[wang]]) or as he's known on [[JewTube]], '''Whang''', stylized as '''Whang!''', is an [[Asian]] YouTube video essayist who makes videos about various Internet Related topics. From [[Pony Cum Jar Project]], to [[Lowtax]] V. [[Uwe Boll]], his videos are an encyclopedia of sorts for the [[Normies|common man]].

===Maddox===

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{{Azn}}
{{Goth}}
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==Tranny Template==

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Ok so i feel like this might be a good idea since theres a lot of troon articles. I'll start working on it later. or not idk

'''Stunning and Brave'''

*[[Ahuviya Harel]]
*[[Alex Mauer]]
*[[Anna Anthropy]]
*[[Blaire White]]
*[[Bluefolf]]
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[Bruce Jenner]]
*[[Bubba Copeland]]
*[[Burntfishie]]
*[[Charles Ziese]]
*[[Chloe Sagal]]
*[[Chris Crocker]]
*[[Chris Tyson]]
*[[Christine Weston Chandler]]
*[[CopperCab]]
*[[Diogo Mendes]]
*[[Dylan Mulvaney]]
*[[Giggly Goonclown]]
*[[Goddess Bunny]]
*[[Naxinet]]
*[[Hypnotist Sappho]]
*[[Jazz Jennings]]
*[[Jeffrey Dahmer]]
*[[Keffals]]
*[[Kim Petras]]
*[[Laurelai]]
*[[Luke Mochrie]]
*[[Narcissa Wright]]
*[[Pieman]]
*[[Randy Stair]]
*[[Robin Westman]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]
*[[Sewerslvt]]
*[[SpaxxTraxx]]
*[[Troonjak]]
*[[Willem Van Spronsen]]
*[[Xenuria]]

'''Cross-Dressers'''

*[[Ed Gein]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Smartschoolboy9]]

'''Pooners'''

*[[Audrey Hale]]
*[[Birdie]]
*[[Jessi Slaughter]]

'''Chasers'''

*[[Count Dankula]]
*[[Eddie Murphy]]
*[[Jacob Sockness]]
*[[Tipster]]
*[[Tyler Robinson]]
*[[You]]

'''Enemies'''

*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Nazis]]
*[[Null]]
*[[J.K. Rowling]]
*[[Kid Rock]]
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Ray William Johnson]]

'''Pasttimes'''

*[[r9k/|/r9k/]]
*[[Antiwork|r/Antiwork]]
*[[Grooming]]
*[[HRT]]
*[[Plastic Surgery]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Twitter]]

'''See Also'''

*[[Assigned Male]]
*[[Bridget]]
*[[Bud Light]]
*[[Femboys]]
*[[Male Gaze]]
*[[Rocko's Modern Life]]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]]
*[[Traps]]

==Penguinz0==

{{Lolcow2}}

[[File:Penquinz0Greentext1.jpg|thumb|The default skin of commentary jewtubers.]]

'''Penguinz0''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Charles Christopher White Jr''') is the current king of the shitpile known as [[Reddit]], and typically falsely claimed as a commentary YouTuber. His content is about drama and current news, but similar to someone like [[Boogie2988]], he never gives a real take, and will either fence-sit, or say the general consensus. He also collects dildos and has a room full of toys.

He hosted the Official Podcast with Huggbees, Jackson Clarke, and based Kaya Orsan, which he had been hosting since 2016, up until 2024.

Before becoming a [[cuckold]] he started off making gameplay videos and [[incel]] storytimes. The ladder of which would make him begin to see growth in views and subscribers. His ancient gameplay videos of him playing [[Halo]], [[Gears of War]], and [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 4]] have been lost to time, and now are considered lost media. While his storytimes are still up, being as he's less embarrassed about them than fucking gameplay footage. In these videos, he would talk about masturbation funnies, and being so cripplingly autistic, that he thought acting like Light Yagami from Deathnote would get him pussy, when it just made him look like [[Seung Hui Cho]]. This "openness", willing to be a shamefag for comedy, and safe-edgy jokes about [[dildos]] and [[small cock]]s would get him a strong fanbase of redditards who worship him.

[[Sneako]], is a [[pedophile]] [[Muslim]] who hates Charlie because he didn't like his favorite [[child porn]] film, [[Cuties]]. Instead of just [[trolling]] him, Charlie chose to flex his epic and tough gun collection, to win the argument or something. As recent as 2024, Charlie would get into a debate about [[tranny|trannism]] and the age of consent with [[Sneako]]. In this debate, he would reveal that he is okay with kids transitioning at a young age if their parents consented. This caused tons of backlash, leading to him leaving his podcast, quitting Twitter, making a cope YouTube response video, and saying he was taking a break from drama content.

===See Also===
*[[Belle Delphine]]
*[[Def Noodles]]
*[[H3H3 Productions]]
*[[LeafyIsHere]]
*[[MamaMax]] - "I CAN RUIN YOUR CAREER, BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO"
*[[SomeOrdinaryGamers]]

===External Links===
*{{yt|@|Penguinz0}}
*{{Kfthread|136125|KF thread}}
*[https://lostmediawiki.com/Cr1TiKaL_(partially_found_early_videos_of_YouTuber_Penguinz0;_2007-2010) LostMediaWiki entry on his lost videos]

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==Hotwheels==

{{Deadcow}}

'''Hotwheels'''{{Incel}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Fredrick Brennan''') was the wheelchair-bound creator of [[8chan]], turned furfag degen who later disowned the site because of the increase of [[Nazis]].

Fredrick has been on the Internetz since he was 6 fucking years old, and, due to his brittle bones disease, he spent a good part of his teen years using [[4chan]]. Even hacking a school's firewall just to use it in class.

Before founding 8chan, he originally was an admin for an incel centric imageboard called [[Wizardchan]]. His admin status was due to his frequent usage and, in the eyes of other admins, forever virgin status.

{{Fatfurry}}

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{{Dying Alone}}
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{{Brenton Tarrant}}

''We'll miss u fredrick : _ (''

Kimmo Johan Alm

2026-06-14T00:11:35Z

Couscous:

{{pedo}}
{{welfare}}
{{Aspergers}}

[[File:Kimmo_Johan_Alm_nofacialexpression.png|thumb|Pic of Kimmo Alm ([[Anontalk]] Sysop) from around 2005. [[Why so serious]]?]]
[[File:Kimmo_alm_again.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Kimmo Alm, naked, masturbating to child porn.]]
[[File:Kimmoavt3cj3.jpg|thumb|100px|left|Kimmo Alm, clothed, masturbating to child porn.]]
[[File:Letter_sent_to_kimmo_alm_from_anontalk.jpg|thumb|left|Letter sent to Kimmo's AnonTalk PO box]]
[[File:Kimmo1251594368tinychancomic1.png|thumb|Kimmo lives to ban people and make them angry. If you get pissed over a ban, it [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|only makes his penis harder]].]]
[[File:Kimmo1251594368tinychancomic4.jpg|thumb|[[You sir, are and idiot :)]]]]
[[File:Kimmo Jong Il.jpg|thumb|Kimmo Jong Il, dictator]]
[[File:Kimmo_SpAlm.jpg|thumb|Kimmo SpAlm]]
[[File:Akinator anontalk.jpg|thumb|[http://en.akinator.com Akinator] knows all about AnonTalk.com.]]
[[File:Linasandell01 nodox.jpg|thumb|Kimmo lives where?]]
[[File:Gunlogalm.jpg|thumb|Kimmo's mom even asked him [[why so serious|why so serious?]]]]
[[File:Gunlog Dissapoint.jpg|thumb|Kimmo's mom is [[disappoint]].]]
[[File:Pizza Pizza Hagerstein.jpg|thumb|Kimmo used to work for Pizza Pizza Hagerstein]]
Normally when you hear someone is a pedophile, it's the #1 worst thing about a person. The person usually becomes an outcast. However, in the case of '''Kimmo Johan Alm''', he has so many bad things about him that after you finally hear he's also a pedophile, you think, "Oh, that's all. If he were merely a pedophile, he wouldn't be so bad." Yes, that's how bad Kimmo Alm is.

Kimmo has in fact been infamous as a Swedish e-mail [[spam]]mer going back [[at least 100 years|years]] when his only website was kimmoa.se. Rumor has it that he makes his income as an internet spammer, though others think his income is entirely the fact that he lives with his mother and personally receives money from Sweden's welfare system. A recent leak [http://sverigedemokrater.se/?q=kimmo of the member registry of the Swedish brownshirt party Sverigedemokraterna], also proves he belongs to the [[Nazi Furs]].

He also completely [[fail]]ed to achieve his [[unrealistic expectations|dream of becoming a video game designer]] and, after confessing to them how much of a failure his life was, [[BAWWW|accused]] Allegro of being [[redneck]]s when they failed to magically fix his enormous shortcomings. He now distributes shitty 1980s style games as freeware. These games all have malware in them and turn the user's computer into part of Kimmo's huge botnet.

Kimmo is so insane that if you make a post with an opinion different from him or something he wants to keep secret on his website and send it to show preview and never post it, if he's online, he will read everything sent to show preview and within minutes he will ban your IP from the site, purely out of a crazed sadistic stalker nature. [[Irony|He will then of course go around screaming about how his site has no traffic and how the internet is working to silence his "free speech website".]]

{{quote|1=<KimmoA> Wouldn't mind having a 14 year old daughter as my personal *** toy/slave.|2=Kimmo Alm on March 10, 2006|3=[http://www.quotesdb.info/efnet/gamedev/10Mar2006/1.html]}}
{{quote|I've failed.|[http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum10/9800.htm Kimmo Johan Alm]}}
{{quote|Fucking IDIOTS! You are all a bunch of psychotic TROLLS! Why are you trying to kill the best site on the Web? Un-fucking-BELIEVABLE!|[http://twitter.com/KimmoAlm/statuses/12868700853 Kimmo Johan Alm]}}
[[File:Muhammad drawn by Kimmo Alm.png|thumb|They also found a drawing of [[Muhammad]] by him.]]
==Kimmo's Policy==
Kimmo's answer to everything is [[spam]]. Lack of visits to a website he owns, he spams. His registrar shuts down his domain, he spams [[4chan]], [[Tinychan]], and [[DDoS]]es them both. A company has similar software to his site, even if they had the same software before his site existed, he spams that site till it's shut down. If a wiki has an article about him, he'll spam the site owner's email to death. If a webhost, SSL host, or DDoS-protection host bans him, Kimmo will spam them too.

He is also a pathological liar and he will always deny his spamming and other nefarious deeds. For instance, when [[moot]] posted [[Kimmo Alm Emails|the emails Kimmo sent him]] with full headers, Kimmo then mailbombed moot saying "How dare you lie about what emails I sent you?" And then after moot posted that mailbomb with full headers, Kimmo mailbombed moot yet again denying all previous emails including the last bunch. And then Kimmo made some obviously fake strawman-style emails he claimed were from moot.

Kimmo has ran [[AnonTalk]] TidyBBS before it. He also runs Iwantapal.com. When Kimmo runs a site, his approach to it is [[BDSM|sadomasochistic]]. He is the sadist, deleting and banning people for fun as well as fouling up grammar while claiming it's perfect and then telling his userbase you must do it like him. His sites end up being populated by ban-evading trolls and people with Stockholm Syndrome (named after [[Sweden|Stockholm]], where Kimmo lives) and these delusional users go around claiming the site has "free speech" when he censors his content and bans for fun more than any other person who has ever existed. And then the pedosheep on his sites go around telling people everywhere how whatever forum Kimmo runs is a bastion of free speech and intellectual discussion.

Kimmo also has absolutely no business sense, as his only way to ask for donations is to constantly insult and demand money. He almost never gets any donations.

Kimmo's main joy in life, aside from spamming and [[CP]], is banning people unfairly and then once he gets banned, even fairly, (e.g. his SSL cert, registrar, webhost, etc.) he just can't take his own medicine.

[[Over 9000]] years ago, Kimmo founded Swesol ([https://foretagsfakta.bolagsverket.se/fpl-dft-ext-web/grundInformation.seam?cid=7219 No 19 850801-0371 001]) which became an epic fail. You can see the fucked up website [http://web.archive.org/web/20050527223821/www.swesol.com/en/about here]. Years later in 2009, he registered [https://www.payoma.com Payoma] which is a failed clone of [[PayPal]] [https://foretagsfakta.bolagsverket.se/fpl-dft-ext-web/grundInformation.seam?cid=7219 (info here)], but never started it. If he ever starts it, then it's a guarantee that he'll spam and DDoS PayPal claiming it is "an illegal clone of Payoma" like he has done to all forums that are vaguely similar to [[AnonTalk]].

The more you read Kimmo's writings, the more you can understand and plainly see that he suffers from [[OCD]] and [[Asperger's syndrome]]. He spends every waking second of his pointless life moderating his websites and [[spam]]ming [[4chan|other websites]] to get visitors (instead of getting a [[job]]). He manually reads the host-name for every new poster; if it is a [[hax|proxy]] then he will add it to his huge list of [[B&|banned]] host-names. He manually checks every single post made to his website; anything that does not heavily suck up to Kimmo will get you banned. If you mention the name "Kimmo" you will be banned; he's such an uptight fuckhead that if you manage to surreptitiously sneak his name in (e.g. [[truth|"If you want really good CP, contact the sysóp. His name is Kímmó A?m and he hooked me up!"]]), the site will go down. Despite [http://randomplaza.com/tools/whois.php?w=anontalk.com leaving his name and address on his website's whois], he is under the delusion that his userbase does not know it.

==Kimmo's family==
In September 2009, Kimmo's mother's Facebook account was discovered. His mother, Gunlog Alm, had uploaded some pictures of Kimmo at a beach. Here they are...
<gallery perrow=4>
File:1299806290783819.jpg|Kimmo is the fat fuck wearing a wifebeater.
File:Kimmo_beach_2.jpg|Kimmo drooling over a 3 year old girl
File:1303673860690224.jpg|Kimmo with some strangers.
File:1303673881150956.jpg|"No mummy, not my face!"
</gallery>

Pics are supposedly from 2009, but that is impossible since Kimmo never leaves his room and moderates his websites nonstop all day. He pisses and shits in a garbage can that his mother empties.

Kimmo's brother was also discovered to be Jonni Mikael Alm. He is a member of the Svenska Motståndsrörelsen (Swedish Resistance Movement), a white supremacist [[nazi]] group.

<gallery>
File:Jonni Mikael Alm.jpg|Jonni Mikael Alm found on Facebook. Is it him?
File:Jonni Alm Nordisk nu.png|Since 2007, a "Jonni Alm" has been posting on the forum of Nordiska förbundet (The Nordic Association), a group that broke away from the Svenska Motståndsrörelsen so they could do more violence.
</gallery>

Coincidentally, Kimmo's website contains several games he created. "Utmeskiten" has its goal to kill as many non-whites as possible. This game has its own page explaining the motivation behind the game. Here are some quotes:

{{quote|[...] especially in Sweden, which has turned into the world's most extreme country in many negative ways, with legalized, government-aided terrorist organizations and 1984-esque propaganda entities such as Aftonbladet, EXPO, AFA, Åttaklövern (previously Sjuklövern), Sveriges Radio, SVT, etc., running rampant[...] I am allergic to all forms of political correctness and dumb lies and will always do what I can to counter it. If you are one of the many brainwashed, self-hating morons who get upset by hearing the truth, don't play this game. The frequently chanted term "anti-racist" truly is nothing but a code word for "anti-white". I'd actually go as far as to say that the only "racism" worth mentioning today is that toward whites, often by other (self-loathing, confused) whites.}}

"GUTS", available from the old mini games section. Quoting the README file: ''"GUTS" features ultra violence, racism and nudity. The title is an acronym and stands for "Gory, Utterly Tasteless Shooter". The pathetic little "story" goes as follows: You play as a very narrow-minded, gun-crazed, American psycho redneck. You own a .50 BMG and your hobby is to shoot non-"Aryan" people. Yeah...''

==Kimmo the [[Grammar Nazi]]==
[[File:Kimmo shop.png|thumb|Kimmo comic]]
[[File:Kimmo1251594368tinychancomic3.png|thumb|Another Kimmo comic]]
[[File:Robertalmtracey.jpg|thumb|Kimmo's [[Robert Tracey|twin brother]].]]
Kimmo falsely claims to have majored in English at college.

'''Should a title of a forum post end in punctuation?'''
* Kimmo says: All titles of posts must have punctuation! FUCKING IDIOTS! I will ban and shitlist everyone of you who does not put a period there.
* MLA and AP rulebooks say: They should only end in punctuation if it is an exclamation point or a question mark.

'''How should titles in forum threads be capitalized?'''
* Kimmo says: Do Not Use Alternating Caps Like This. It is an abomination! It is fucking unbelievable! Never do it. You are fucked up and stupid for doing it! Learn [[irony|grammer]] right! Un-fucking-believable FUCKING IDIOT trolls! Why are my forums so full of idiots?!?!
* MLA and AP rulebooks say: For best practice, the first letter in each word of a title should be capitalized with the exception of some words like "a" and "to".

When writing, Kimmo excessively uses ellipses (...), and (obsessively) correct grammar/spelling for everything. He writes "[[email]]" as "e-mail", and "website" as "Web site". Some of his favorite phrases are "You're a liar," "You obviously...," and all intelligent questions asked to him are always replied to with some variation of "You're so stupid and what you wrote is so mixed up I'm not even going to answer your question."

Kimmo of course does not know proper grammar. He'll constantly fuck it up and then claim he does it right because he's a secret expert on the English language. For instance post titles. As per both MLA and AP guidelines, titles in posts should have the first letter of each word capitalized and should only end with punctuation if it's a question or exclamation, so what does Kimmo do? He declares the opposite is correct and bans anyone who dares even question him.

'''Kimmo's quotes concerning grammanazism'''
{{quote|"Hi there AnTs, I would like you guys to list some PC games you would suggest.I already have the following:Street Fighter IV,Borderlands,PES 2010,Batman Arkham Asylum,The Sims 3,Plants Vs. Zombies,Prototype,Fifa 2010,Quantum of Solace,Fallout 3 and Overlord II.I highly recommend all of the games I mentioned above." ? Punctuation hell. Instant ban and shitlist.|An example of Kimmo's grammar obsession}}

{{quote|It's "definitely". De-fi-ni-te-ly. De… fi… ni… te… ly. DEFINITELY.|More of Kimmo's grammar nazism}}

{{quote|Quick grammar/punctuation lesson to get rid of some comma splicers: Do use the comma in situations such as this: "Hi, everyone!" (rather than "Hi everyone!"). Do not use the comma in situations such as this: "I liked the weather yesterday, it was nice." — instead, use the semi colon or start a new sentence: "I liked the weather yesterday; it was nice." or "I liked the weather yesterday. It was nice."|Professor Alm, apparently}}

Kimmo's polls are mostly about obscure movies and child molestation. He often asks if it's "OK" to molest one's own daughter. For example:
* [http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/poll/1478 Is it OK to lick a little girl "downstairs" if she is asleep during the whole act?]
* [http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/poll/1160 If you save a little girl from having to work in a "third world" country, is it OK to molest her a little at home?]
* [http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/poll/770 Is it right to cum on your sleeping 6-year-old daughter's face and then clean it all up before she wakes up?]
* [http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/poll/685 Is it OK to masturbate to your little daughter and touch her while she is sleeping if you are normal when she is awake?]
Disconcertingly, Kimmo has actively researched the possibility of adoption.

==Kimmo writes an English guide==
[[File:Your.jpg|thumb|the macro]]
April 14, 2010, Kimmo started writing a guide for English to show off his expertise. So far all he got was a poor ripoff of a 4chan macro that's been around for three years before his guide. And Kimmo could not write it without fucking it up.

{{squote|Its you're, not your're. Ban yourself from your website for a week nigger<br/><br/>Failing to proof read is a bannable offense. Misspelling is a bannable offense. These mistakes were made by Sysop in his "English" article. He needs to be banned for a week.|~uzername}}

{{squote|If you make a mistake kimmo points it and ban you.<br/>
If kimmo makes a mistake and you point it he ban you again.<br/>
<br/>
This is his logic!}}

{{squote|This is the best fail I have seen in a long time.}}

{{squote|I wish someone would start a topic where I could say something like "Yes, your're making a good point!"<br/><br/>Then when Sysop threatens me I'll tell him I got it from his perfect little "English book"<br/><br/>LULZ|Fagtardicus !NiggerhXp2}}

After it was put up, all the [[sheeple]] that worshiped Kimmo decided Kimmo can't be wrong. After all, Kimmo bans anyone for not proof reading and Kimmo majored in English at a college and he always proofreads, so "your're" is correct. This lasted until Kimmo sneakily fixed it and tried to hide all the evidence.

==Kimmo the businessman==
[[File:Authorized clone invoice-2010-06-01.png|thumb|INVOICE #20100601]]
Mr. Alm was billed for his DDoS of the [[fail|new and improved]] AnonTalk.com. He has [[never|not yet paid]] D:

== Kimmo is looking for a new host ==

There are many operators out there. Sadly for the internet, most of them have not heard of Kimmo Alm and AnonTalk. However, there is one ISP that is dedicated to the Lulz. It's called Serious Tubes Networks and it is a serious ISP even though it has a silly name. Kimmo chose to email that ISP.

<pre>
From: kimmoa@gmail.com
To: styrelse@serioustubes.org

Hello. I got extremely confused and worried by reading your Web site. Literally everything about
it comes off as some sort of joke rather than a real business.

> DMCA and copyright claims will be ignored

So you are an illegal ISP, then? Why is this openly boasted as a "feature"?

> Do you liek Mudkipz?
> Over 9000 packets per second

This is just nonsense...

> 550 SEK/Month

How can you lease such a powerful server with those kind of generous terms for basically
nothing? Again, this really seems like a scam of some sort...

> lulz

How did you possibly fund such a company?

> Organization Serious Tubes Networks
> ISP Resilans AB

What is your affiliation with Resilans AB? Are you just a reseller for them?

</pre>

<pre>
From: noc@serioustubes.org
To: kimmoa@gmail.com

K wrote:
> > Hello. I got extremely confused and worried by reading your Web site.
> > Literally everything about it comes off as some sort of joke rather
> > than a real business.
Serious Tubes Networks is a real ISP, we have several big customers in
our network and about 1000 residential customers. We are hosting sites
like Piratpartiet, The Pirate Bay and ***.
> >
>> >> DMCA and copyright claims will be ignored
> >
> > So you are an illegal ISP, then? Why is this openly boasted as a
> > "feature"?
DMCA is not a Swedish law, so we can ignore it. DMCA is shit.
> >
>> >> Do you liek Mudkipz?
>> >> Over 9000 packets per second
> >
> > This is just nonsense...
> >
>> >> 550 SEK/Month
> >
> > How can you lease such a powerful server with those kind of generous
> > terms for basically nothing? Again, this really seems like a scam of
> > some sort...
It's not a scam. We operate out network with very low costs and buy
cheap bandwidth.
> >
>> >> lulz
> >
> > How did you possibly fund such a company?
> >
>> >> Organization Serious Tubes Networks
>> >> ISP Resilans AB
> >
> > What is your affiliation with Resilans AB? Are you just a reseller for
> > them?
We buy IP-adresses from Resilans.

/Magma Hindenburg
Serious Tubes Networks

</pre>
<pre>
From: kimmoa@gmail.com
To: styrelse@serioustubes.org
I would be extremely tempted to rent that powerful server from you for such a low price,
but I'm going to be completely frank here: the choices of words and terms on the site make
me very nervous. It seems like you wouldn't hesitate to violate other laws such as just
copying the entire HDD of the server, publish it on the Internet "for the lulz" and cut
off the customer without prior notice or something like that. I could very well imagine
that happening. I cannot imagine how somebody who read the site could trust you for
anything other than "totally public anyway" kind of services such as warez hubs.
</pre>
<pre>
From: noc@serioustubes.org
To: kimmoa@gmail.com
K wrote:
>>> >>> Hello. I got extremely confused and worried by reading your Web site.
>>> >>> Literally everything about it comes off as some sort of joke rather
>>> >>> than a real business.
>> >> Serious Tubes Networks is a real ISP, we have several big customers in
>> >> our network and about 1000 residential customers. We are hosting sites
>> >> like Piratpartiet, The Pirate Bay and ***.
>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> DMCA and copyright claims will be ignored
>>> >>>
>>> >>> So you are an illegal ISP, then? Why is this openly boasted as a
>>> >>> "feature"?
>> >> DMCA is not a Swedish law, so we can ignore it. DMCA is shit.
> >
> > Yes, it's shit, since the violator just has to send a "counter notice"
> > and then nothing happens unless the copyright holder can afford to sue
> > the other party (which most cannot). The DMCA may not be in Swedish
> > law (although that surprises me), but there are still general
> > copyright laws. Why openly admit to allowing people to host warez and
> > stuff like that? Not everyone shares your ideas of "sharing
> > everything" and international laws certainly don't. You should respect
> > those who don't want their hard work copied by people who can't
> > produce their own, original material.
Warez servers are illegal in Sweden, torrent trackers are not.
> >
>> >> It's not a scam. We operate out network with very low costs and buy
>> >> cheap bandwidth.
> >
> > I would be extremely tempted to rent that powerful server from you for
> > such a low price, but I'm going to be completely frank here: the
> > choices of words and terms on the site make me very nervous. It seems
> > like you wouldn't hesitate to violate other laws such as just copying
> > the entire HDD of the server, publish it on the Internet "for the
> > lulz" and cut off the customer without prior notice or something like
> > that. I could very well imagine that happening. I cannot imagine how
> > somebody who read the site could trust you for anything other than
> > "totally public anyway" kind of services such as warez hubs.
We are a very serious company. We are very fond of our reputation since
are are hosting both *** and The Pirate Bay. We are operating the
whole network for Piratpartiet and also PirateISP's network.

I will also be very frank here. I would be very glad to post your whole
hard drive on the Pirate Bay and give your server to the police. But
that would damage our reputation.

Since we care about our reputation, we also care about which customers
we accept. We don't want pedophiles with Pedobear stickers on their
doors as our customers. We also don't want DDOS, so we avoid the enemies
of 4chan. You, mr Kimmo Alm, is an enemy of 4chan and the whole
internet. You are also a pedophile that host the most shitty site on the
internet called Anontalk. I would never have you as my customer.

> >
>>> >>> How did you possibly fund such a company?
>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> Organization Serious Tubes Networks
>>>> >>>> ISP Resilans AB
>>> >>>
>>> >>> What is your affiliation with Resilans AB? Are you just a reseller for
>>> >>> them?
>> >> We buy IP-adresses from Resilans.
> >
> > Wait a minute... Didn't you provide transit for others yourselves? And
> > aren't IP addresses free if you request them from IANA? These answers
> > basically just generate more questions...
IP addresses always cost money. You can get a Ripe contract for 2000€ à
year, or buy 256 addresses for 1600 à year. You can't get IP addresses
from IANA, it's Ripe in Europe.

Regards
Magma Hindenburg
Serious Tubes Networks

</pre>
<pre>

From: kimmoa@gmail.com
To: styrelse@serioustubes.org

> I would be very glad to post your whole
> hard drive on the Pirate Bay and give your server to the police.

Thank you for showing your true colours. You are exactly the kind of psychotic, soulless,
criminal chantard I knew you were from the first impression. No surprise there.

You are the true scum of this world and will die from your own cancer.

</pre>

<pre>
From: noc@serioustubes.org
To: kimmoa@gmail.com
K wrote:
>> >> I would be very glad to post your whole
>> >> hard drive on the Pirate Bay and give your server to the police.
> >
> > Thank you for showing your true colours. You are exactly the kind of
> > psychotic, soulless, criminal chantard I knew you were from the first
> > impression. No surprise there.
> >
> > You are the true scum of this world and will die from your own cancer.
I would never do that to any of my customers, except you, Mr Kimmo Alm.
You are a special case. I would rather host 4chan than your shitty site.

</pre>

<pre>
From: kimmoa@gmail.com
To: styrelse@serioustubes.org
> your shitty site.

Wow. You really are a true retard. Nothing more to say.

</pre>

{{clear}}

==Anonymous visits Kimmo==
[[File:Kimmoirl18.jpg|thumb|Flyer on Kimmo's door.]]
Growing tired of Anontalk's faggotry, Anonymous decided to pay a visit to Kimmo and [[murder|have a word]] with him. However when arriving at the dwelling of Kimmo the gate was locked and when calling him, he [[agoraphobia|refused to answer]]. Anonymous, being a [[internet_hate_machine|responsible part of social society]] then proceeded to [[spam|paste up flyers]] in and around the neighbourhood that informed residents about the fact that they live close to a [[pedophile]] and that they should [[paranoid|be careful]] with their children around said deviant.

Anonymous plans to make [[over_9000|more]] trips to Kimmo. More information will follow as more expeditions are conducted.

==Anonymous visits Kimmo. [[Electric Boogaloo|PART DEUX]]==
[[File:Kimmo1251594368tinychancomic2.png|left|thumb|Artist's hypothetical interpretation of what would happen if Kimmo answered the door.]]
Just like [[genital herpes]], [[Anonymous]] keeps coming back, and [[hackers on steroids|stronger]] than last time. This expedition was better planned, more fliers was printed and more people participated as an [[blackup|additional group]] of Anonymous was brought to maximize efficiency and spread of the campaign.

Unlike last time, entrance was gained to the house that holds Kimmo's own apartment, and when reaching the door of Kimmo's apartment it was discovered, with much dismay, that Kimmo have figured out Anonymous's only weakness as there was a yellow sticker on the door that said "[[buy a dog|Beware of dog]]." Anonymous however did not falter and rang the doorbell and knocked for some time, but Kimmo was either busy [[fapping]] to [[cp|child porn]] with his headphones on or he was having his daily [[hugbox]] session, because he did not answer the door. Anonymous had to settle with telling the neighbors to "Beware of pedophile" by distributing fliers to every household in the building. And since Kimmo holds a special place in the heart of all of us, he got a complimentary [[Pedobear]] sticker pasted on his door.

[[File:Kimmo-raid22.jpg|thumb|200px|Entry was gained to the house where Kimmo has his apartment.]]
[[File:Kimmo-raid44.jpg|thumb|200px|Kimmo's door, note the [[buy a dog|Beware of Dog]] sticker and that it says "Alm, K" on the door. The mailbox on the door means Kimmo doesn't even have to leave his home to walk to any distant mailbox. He can just stay home all day making money on his [[google|adsense farm]] and order food by delivery. He wouldn't want to let his forum go unmoderated for five minutes, after all!]]
[[File:Kimmo-raid55.jpg|thumb|center|400px|In addition to the "beware of dog" sticker for the dog that Kimmo doesn't have, Kimmo also has a fuckload of locks on his door. Clearly it is to keep [[btard|/b/tards]] out.]]
Anonymous then proceeded to [[spam|paste fliers all over the area]] where Kimmo lives along with the neighboring areas, but this time [[invasion|entry was gained]] into the different apartment complexes and fliers was distributed to every household through the mail slot and by pasting them up in elevators and stair cases making sure that everybody in and around Kimmo's neighborhood is aware of the pedophile's pathetic existence. And thus another [[winrar|successful]] expedition was concluded.

It was planned that just like genital herpes, there would be [[moar]] in the [[future]].

==Anonymous visits Kimmo. PART TROIS==
In March, 2010, Kimmo Johan Alm was visited by Anon once again with a clear message:
[[File:Kimmo_johan_alm_anontalk_third_visit.jpg]]

==Anonymous visits Kimmo. PART QUATRE==
<div align="center"><youtube>unV2O77EGNk</youtube></div>
MIRROR: http://www.twitvid.com/CA6D7

==TidyBBS==
Okay, you're familiar with [[AnonTalk]] and all that, but before that Kimmo ran TidyBBS and before that, gamerforum.se. Not much is known about gamerforum.se other than it was a site Kimmo ran and he [[spam]]med like crazy to advertise it. But of TidyBBS, information was discovered from [[Tinychan]]. ''[http://tiny.4chan.org/topic/11626 Link to thread here; it'll probably be deleted by the time you see this; you know Jan.]''

TidyBBS is something that Kimmo spammed everywhere. He used to spam it on [[4chan]]'s text boards every day. He also used to spam it on [[Wikipedia]]. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bulletin_board_system#TidyBBS_spam

{{quote3|1=
:== TidyBBS spam ==
[[File:Kimmowned.png|thumb]]
[http://samspade.org/whois/85.225.50.71 whoever is adding this], it's all from the same ISP. If this carries on it might be worth reporting it as abuse, especially given the previous edit summaries. [[User:Thumperward|Chris Cunningham]] 08:13, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
}}
''(Reverse DNS of 85.225.50.71 is: ua-85-225-50-71.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se)''

Sound familiar? Just like AnonTalk.

Before spamming, Kimmo of course made a [[digg]] link that at this time only has one digg up, from him http://digg.com/world_news/TidyBBS_the_new_Usenet

{{quote3|TidyBBS is a Web-based bulletin board system for Internet-connected, English-speaking people world-wide to discuss virtually anything in a clean, quality-oriented environment. Disappointed at the way Usenet had turned out and of existing Web communities in general, the author decided to do things right by giving decent people a proper forum.}}

Firstly, for "Disappointed at the way Usenet had turned out and of existing Web communities in general, the author decided to do things right by giving decent people a proper forum."

Now usenet was a wonderful place full of free speech. Kimmo hates free speech, so of course he hates usenet. TidyBBS is something Kimmo described on AnonTalk as his "[[usenet]] killer" that it was going to kill usenet. Well he made it in 2006 when usenet was already dead, purely do to spam. If it wasn't for spam, usenet would still be alive. It's unknown why he thought he was replacing usenet in 2006 when that already had happened, but Kimmo also was late on the times getting into dialup BBSes not until the 21st century when that's something one got into in the 1980s and 1990s and then quit once the [[internets]] were invented.

Now TidyBBS was basically a forum that one registers for. The only difference was that it had no subforums, the same design flaw built into AnonTalk. Oh take a step back. A single-forum BBS, one single forum, was what he thought would kill and replace usenet. He even titled the digg link as, "TidyBBS_the_new_Usenet". ''[[fail|"The new usenet."]]'' Imagine usenet back at its height in the 1990s if all the posts in the milliion forums on usenet were in one single forum like AnonTalk,Tinychan, etc. have. Seriously. Seriously. Seriously. If you thought Kimmo was insane from all the stuff before, this is completely mindboggling.

Then for how he describes TidyBBS as "a clean, quality-oriented environment." Now TidyBBS was basically a place with slim to no traffic except for a bunch of pedophiles who found the site from the only place they could find it, spam, and of course they support spammers by signing up to a site they find from spam. Yes, familiar again. TidyBBS was in fact even more of a [[CP]] haven than AnonTalk was today. The only thing keeping this site from getting Kimmo in jail was that he didn't allow pictures so they uploaded CP to [[imageshack]].

But then one day, after people kept reporting his spam, Kimmo wrote an extremely [[TL;DR]] wall o' text thread about how he always fails (like his rant on [[cloaking|webmaster world]]) and how the whole world conspired against him. Next day, the shitty board was offline permanently.

Also, if you check [http://digg.com/users/Boilerplatee/history/comments Kimmo's Digg account] (that he used for spam, of course), you'll see the resemblance of spam he used on 4chan years back.

==Neo-nazi stuff==
[[File:Kimmo Alm Phoenix.png|thumb|Rising anew from the ashes like Phoenix the bird.]]
Kimmo along with his brother (see Jonni Alm above) have close ties with [[Anders Lagerström]], founder of [[Metapedia]]. His activities there are basically the same as AnonTalk: [[Delete fucking everything]] and [[Ban fucking everyone]].

And just like AnonTalk, Kimmo gets a small cult-like following. He was first a Nazi Sysop on a forum of pedophiles, and now is a Nazi Sysop on a forum full of actual nazis. Under Kimmo's leadership, Metapedia's recent changes are almost entirely article deletions with the very occasional replacing articles with one line of text plagiarized from Wikipedia (without giving credit of course) and the lulzy edit summary, "much improved". Because having no original content other than articles copied from Wikipedia and twisted with nazi propaganda is what Metapedia is all about. When JuliusA complained to Nat85, a lackey of Kimmo, "You deleted all my original content on anime!" Nat85 reacted exactly like a nazi denying the Holocaust, [http://en.metapedia.org/m/index.php?title=User_talk%3AJulius_A&action=historysubmit&diff=385548&oldid=353206 denying he deleted original content]. Nat85 also used the Nuremberg Defense, saying he was just following orders.

Nazi groups typically say Jews are the worst race on the earth. However, do ''The Kimmo Test!'' Take an ordinary jew and compare him to Kimmo. Is the Jew worse than Kimmo? Nearly all jews, despite greed, despite pushing leftism, are actually not worse than Kimmo. Other than a small few like Lenin, Kimmo is worse than almost all jews.

And just like with AnonTalk, an illegal clone of Metapedia sprung up run by [[Fiala1]]. And already Kimmo has launched into attack mode, sending off bogus [https://archive.is/wBaj2 copyright complaints] claiming that pages he personally deleted from Metapedia such as [https://archive.is/JpPwI low-flow toilets] and [https://archive.is/70uVn leaf blowers] were written by Kimmo himself rather than the people he banned from Metapedia.

==See Also==
*[[Butthurt]] - The pain of this man.
*[[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer
*[[ChadSyphrett]] - Another pedophile who spams
*[[Alex Ford]] - another part-time [[4chan]] spammer and full-time [[moron]].
*[[AnonTalk]]
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[Pedobear]] - Another well-known offspring of Lulzy BBS sites.
*[[João Bernardo]] - another 4chan spammer and guess what? He's a pedophile too!
*[[Kimmo Alm Emails]] - an extensive email exchange between [[moot]] and Kimmo Johan Alm, in which Alm acts like a retard and raging faggot
*[[Seto-Kaiba.com|Seto Kaiba]] - Same material, minus the negative attention (which he urgently needs)

==External Links==
===Kimmo made===
*[http://kimmoa.se Kimmo's personal site]
*[https://bulletins.iwantabro.com/ Kimmo's Rage Bulletins]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20110506033359/http://www.alltalk.in/all_about_kimmo Info on Kimmo] (Archive)
*<s>[http://anontalk.se AnonTalk]</s> Gone
*<s>[http://www.iwantapal.com Kimmo's attempt to create the next Myspace/Faecesbook] - He's shocked and enraged how it's so unpopular and unused.</s> THE FUCKER SHUT IT DOWN LOL.

He's also registered but not made sites of: payoma.com, pervseek.com

===Not made by Kimmo===
*<s>[http://www.vicesisters.com/escort-CO200!C-RE7!R-SO1!O-M-CI14021!I-Page-1!P-XC-ID52543!D.html Kimmo's ad for iwantapal.com]</s>
*'''Kimmo's dox''' [https://web.archive.org/web/20100413151748/http://anontalk.net/demo/topic/51] (Archive), [http://pastebin.com/YbnY0rUr], [http://pastebin.com/M69U0Djq], [http://www.scatchan.net/topic/6271 (most detail)] ''His mother may answer and claim that he doesn't live with her. This is a lie.''
*http://twitter.com/KimmoAlm (spoof as Kimmo's account)
*[https://gamedev.net/kimmoa/ Gamedev account]
*[http://memegenerator.net/Kimmo-Alm Kimmo Alm meme generator]
*[http://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/anontalk.se WOT Security Scorecard of anontalk.se] - People with the WOT browser add-on can mark the site down.
*[http://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/payoma.com WOT Security Scorecard of Kimmo's other website Payoma] - People with the WOT browser add-on can mark the site down. It's Kimmo's attempt to copy Paypal.
*<s>[http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/markov Kimmo Alm bulletin generator]</s>

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Death Grips

2026-06-13T00:47:55Z

Couscous:

{{spoilers| DEATH GRIPS NEVER BROKE UP AND ANDY MORIN BEATS HIS GIRLFRIEND}}

{{Rainbow|NOIDED}}

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[[File:Negroid.jpg|frame|alt=Puzzle globe logo|Actual photo of MC Ride.]]

==Introduction==

'''Death Grips''' (''also known as screaming coon with electronic instrumentals'') are an [[shit|experimental hip hop]] boy-band formed [[last thursday]] by homeless nigger [[Nigger|MC Ride]] (vocals), [[transgender]] idol [[Faggot|Zach Hill]] (drummer) and meth head [[Twink|Andy Morin]] ([[Music#Producerfags|producer]]). Zach originally wanted to be the drummer for Les Claypool, but they recognized how aspie he was and turned him down. The band actually started to become famous for half of the time not being able to understand what the fuck <del>MC Hammer</del> MC Ride is even saying, and the instrumentals being crafted to sound like they've just recorded feeding a [[shit nobody cares about|TR-808 drum machine]] and Black Metal vinyls into a garbage disposal.
<s>They broke up in 2014.</s> [[DISREGARD THAT]], [https://x.com/bbpoltergiest/status/1986140988776276117 WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK]

Along with [[Sweden|Yung Lean]] and [[Lil B]], Death Grips are regarded as the [[real|pinnacle of music]]. With several music related news publications sucking them off anytime they so much as go near a microphone.

==Overview==

A big part of Dick Grippers success is due to the band being extremely [[edgy]]. The cover of their album ''"No Love Deep Web"'' is literally a picture of Zach Hill's [[dick]]. (yes they're that fucking [[gay]]). It is a boy band after all! They are also known for not turning up to their own concerts and when they do showing slideshows of [[An hero|suicide notes]] (because they're that punk). For promotion for NLDW, they held an ARG on [[mu/|/mu/]], but due to the incompetence of the anons, it was never finished.

[[File:morinsbagofmeth.png|thumb|250px|Andy Morin about to do meth on [[Discord]].]]
[[File:Zacock.jpg|200px|thumb|DG's gift to their fans]]

This take on music and aesthetics got Death Grips beloved by the [[hipster]] faggots on [[mu|/mu/]], who worship the band, only being beat by the ever giving (and never dying) [[Neutral Milk Hotel]].
Apart from these [[4chan]] posters, the average Death Grips fan is aged [[13 year old boy|13-18yrs]], wears ironic t-shirts/spouts memes in public, masturbates to [[Anthony Fantano]] videos and is more than likely [[autistic]].

==Lyrics==

[[Some argue|It is said]] that Death Grips have the most artistically stimulating lyrics in modern-day music.

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|Can't stop the groove licks jaws clear off them locks relentless raw movement
Fit to knock you from here to that g-spot body rock connected| Guillotine

|Get so fuckin' dark in here

Come come fuck apart in here

I die in the process

You die in the process

Kettle drum roll hard shit

Fuck I said fucker don't start shit | You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat'''(no, seriously, they named the track that)'''

|Triple six, five, forked tongue

Subatomic penetration, rapid fire through your skull

How I shot it on one taking it back to the days of trying to lose control

Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones| Takyon

| La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin | No seriously, that was the hook/chorus for "Big House"

|Death, fuck

Let's fuck
Just don't touch me

Just fuck-fuck me

Fuck-fuck me out

Why don't you just

Fuck-fuck me out | Fuck Me Out

|Get get get get got got got got

Blood rush to my head bit hot lock

Poppin' off the fuckin' block knot

Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot | Get Got

|Bitch please, you must be smokin' rocks

Real shit for my people

And it just don't | Bitch Please
|

You'll catch a jpeg to the head

über reach

You're an intern

I'm Wikileaks

Most loved, therefore most hated

| Hacker
|Let them eat shit and die

As I creep lit

Off the deep hits with a sick mind

On the secrets I rely 'pon to freak this | Known For It
|Soon all that’s left of you

Is your most primal desires

Ass clappin', dick suckin', lock the door to the bathroom – quick fuckin'

Find a whore and it could happen

But it's nothin', cause you're drunk and you'll be blackin' out

Before you even get a chance to think 'bout what you're doing | I Want It I Need It (Death Heated)}}
}}

== Albums ==

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Death gRapes are known for such great albums as:

'''Black Google'''
- True fans only [[cry moar|sry]].

'''Death Grips (Self-titled)'''
- no one has listened to this.

'''Exmilitary'''
- Known for being the meme music that brought them to the forefront of the interwebz and hipster circlejerks.

'''The Money Store'''
- The first album [[theneedledrop]] ever gave a 10 (which only matters if you're [[gay]]), and the only reason anyone knows about this shitty band.

'''No Love Deep Web'''
- That one album with a penis on the cover.

'''Government Plates'''
- [[Terry A. Davis|THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING US.]] Regarded as their shittiest album by fantano [[fags|fans]].

'''Fashion Week'''
- [[newfag|JENNY DEATH WHEN]]

'''The Powers That B'''
- 2 discs consisting of [[Gayniggers from Outer Space|Niggas On The Moon]] and Jenny Death.

'''Bottomless Pit'''
- Known for [https://genius.com/Death-grips-bb-poison-lyrics Notice Me Senpai].

'''Year of the Snitch'''
-yet another same-y shit electronic rap album.

== Trolling Death Grips fans ==

{{achtung|LMAO FANTANO MADE YOU}}

DG fans are sensitive to any form of criticism, thus making them easy to troll with these simple methods:

1. Refer to Death Grips as "meme music" and purposely be as closed minded as possible.

2. Tell them ''Government Plates'' is the best Death Grips record to date.

3. Remind them that [[theneedledrop|Anthony Fantano]] made the band famous and would be nothing without him.

4. Tell them Death Grips is [[Satan]]ic music and remind them that they're all going to Hell.

5. Say that Death Grips is simply copying [[Kanye West]]'s ''"Yeezus"'' album.

6. Remind them Death Grips is a band of homeless niggers (no seriously, these motherfuckers don't have houses).

7. Call them Autistic... they hate being reminded.

8. Inform them of their degenerate [[mu|sub/mu/tant]] status & terrible musical taste.

9. remind them that death grips isn't revolutionary or unique in any way.

==Videos==

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;AKA Zach Hill gets interviewed while Ride and Andy rest their vocals
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;Ride's old boyband}}
}}

==See also==

*[[Breaking Bad]]
*[[Lil B]]
*[[Meme Rap]]
*[[mu]]
*[[Theneedledrop]]
*[[Sewerslvt]] - Andy featured his music in a livestream

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Tourette's Guy

2026-06-13T00:41:02Z

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{{spoiler|I GOTTA GO!!! SOME SQUIRREL'S FUCKING MY TOMATOES}}

[[Image:TG_fuuuuuck.gif|thumb|I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, not that Sting piece of shit.]]

'''Tourette's Guy''' is a website devoted to the antics of an [[allege]]d Tourette's Syndrome-sufferer named Danny. It consists entirely of him swearing and cussing at everything, and everyone, in extra-creative ways. His brilliant catchphrases such as "''These fishsticks are as hard as tits!''" and "''FUCK SALT!!''" (just to name a few) have brought intense levels of [[lulz]] all across the [[Internets]]. Of course, anyone with even half a brain will realize that he obviously doesn't suffer from [[Autism|yet]] [[Asperger's|another]] [[Borderline Personality Disorder|made]] [[Depression|up]] [[ADHD|mental]] [[Bipolar|disorder]] and is just your average drunk piece of shit, but more creative in his rantings than most. That's of no consequence though since he's still lulzey as fuck. He also wears a neckbrace all the time to state to the world that he has seven shades of shit beaten out of him when he says his trademark [[Offended|offensive]] phrases to random people in public.

== Biography of Danny ==
Danny was born [[at least 100]] years ago in [[North Dakota]]. He was married to Shirlena for 15 damn years and was forced to move because his [[wife]] was [[whore|fucking everybody in Bismark]]. Also, because her homemade Spaghetti did not [[ass|taste]] as he would prefer. And before that he was married to some bitch name Barb.

He has reportedly lived in [[New Jersey]] but all of the [[black]]s and long-legged pissed off [[Puerto Rico|Puerto Ricans]] [[pwned]] his ass right back out. Apparently, around that time he developed Tourette's and now resides on [[Internets|teh Internets]]. Danny is a fluent speaker of [[idiot]] and [[Mexico|Mexican]]. He has one son who is a [[retard]] and sounds like a [[faggot|pussy]] when he talks on camera. Danny also hates actor Rick Moranis and wishes he was [[sick fuck|molested]] on the set of ''[[Shit|Honey, I Shrunk the Kids]]'' behind the scenes.

In 2008, after news of Tourette's Guys apparent death circulated the [[interwebz]], a user from [[Facepunch]] named UziXxX who has no life opened up an investigation into Danny's personal life due to another Facepunch user allegedly spotting the Tourette's Guy in a Kroger.

After a lengthy and one-hour investigation (HOLY SHIT! [[BALLS]]!) he concluded that Danny lived in Columbus, Ohio. He also discovered his residence, where he found out that [[Shit nobody cares about|the Tourette's Guy rented the house where the videos were filmed, was friends with the owner (who appeared in the pickles clip), owned a red car, his phone number, and that he used to live in an apartment.]]

How does he know this? Apparently the only Jolly Pirate Donuts that exists is in Columbus OH. GF. Try again later. Also, in the first video, when he talks about watching Scooby Doo, he's wearing a [[Hockey|Columbus Blue Jackets]] jersey.

With this information, many began to suspect that he was not dead and infac--[[Uncyclopedia|HOLY SHIT! I GOTTA GO! SOME SQUIRREL'S FUCKING MY TOMATOES!]]

==Known Facts about Danny==
* [[Epic Win|Can freely change the month simply by yelling "PISS"]].
* Has two ex-wives, one that still visits him to make his fucking [[kitchen|breakfast]] and bitch about her mother.
* His latest ex-wife is actually [[Lesbian|Rosie O'fucking Donnell]], DAMN IT his son knows her secret.
* Owns a toolbox FUCK full of forks, which he keeps in the shitting [[kitchen]].
* From experience, he has determined the fucking difference between shitting & pissing out a bathroom window.
* Lives in Columbus, God damn Ohio
* Has a <s>liver</s> kidney disorder, which prevents him from eating foods with a high FUCKING salt content.
* Drives an ass-fuck ugly red '94 Geo Prizm
* Once massaged Heads & Shoulders Shampoo into his eyes just for the SHIT COCK of it. Also, WHAT THE FUCKING PISS, THAT WAS FUCKING STUPID.
* He is unaware of the location of his GOD DAMN pants.
* Can silence a door-to-door salesman by telling him to make like a banana and [[SHIT]]!
* Once kicked out of a Lens Crafters because he couldn't stop calling people [[Dick|DICKS]]. Then the manager called him a [[DUMBASS]], like he's his DAD and [[SHIT]].
* Once was refused as a contestant on ''[[Shit nobody cares about|Wheel of Fortune]]'' and said he wanted to call Vanna White a bitch in person and tie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole and let the UPS guy buttfuck him.
* [[truth|He is still making videos]] http://www.thetourettesguy.tv

==The Videos==

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|<youtube>bd7CSBX1rZQ</youtube>
|<youtube>Funl86YtQ-0</youtube>}}</center>

== Public Reaction ==

[[Wikipedia]] currently [[Fail|refuses to create an article on Danny.]] There are currently [[over 9,000]] [[YTMND]] pages about Danny, which now PISS currently classifies him as [[unfunny]]. Nevertheless, Danny is still a [[YTMND]] fan.

Danny "The Tourette's Guy" has also sparked almost a cult following of fans. Many of his fans were sad to see him pass away and made tribute videos for his family. There have also been many parodies done of his videos by Tourette's Guy crazed fans.

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'''Tourettes Guy Tribute'''<br>
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|<youtube>TZihpeedzGo</youtube>
|<youtube>hdOf_Gd1i-I</youtube>}}
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== [[Shit nobody cares about|Favorite Songs]] ==

*"I'll be Missin' You" - Puff Daddy
*"Break My Stride" - Matthew Wilder
*"[[Bestiality|Tarzan Boy]]" - Baltimora
*"Styx" - Renegade Master
*"Mexican Flea" - Herb Alpert

== [[Shit nobody cares about|Favorite TV Shows & Movies]] ==

*''The Lion King''
*''Jeopardy'' (He once had a dream where Alex Trebek had [[WTF|a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake]])
*[[Furry|''Alf'']]
*''Scooby-Doo''
*''[[Doctor Who]]''
*''[[Star Wars]]''
*''[[Star Trek]]''
*''[[Full House]]'' (He still hates Bob Saget though)
*''Mighty Ducks''
*''Magnum P.I.''
*''<s>Wheel of Fortune</s>'' (Ever since he was refused as a contestant, he no longer gives a shit about it and wants to call Vanna White a bitch in person and tie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole and let the UPS guy buttfuck him)

== [[Shit nobody cares about|Favorite Video Games]] ==

*''[[Mortal Kombat]]''

==Tourette's Guy Phrases==

* "The garbage disposal sounds like [[Star Wars|Chewbacca]] taking a shit!"
* "DON'T TALK [[SHIT]] ABOUT 'TOTAL'!!!!"
* "You can go to Jolly [[Pirate]] Donuts and take a two-hour [[Shit|SHIT]] for all I care!"
* "[[RAGE|You're 93 years old and you don't know what ''Alf'' is?!]]"
* "[[RAGE|FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK]]!!!"
* "DAMN IT! HOLY SHIT! BALLS!"
* "YES! I bought your [[Cum|Colgate toothpaste]], the one with [[Semen|tartar control]]! AND IT MADE ME FEEL...LIKE A PIECE OF [[SHIT]]!!!"
* "[[Bob Saget|BOB SAGET]]!"
* "My ass could write a better song than these guys, with one cheek tied behind my balls!"
* "You look like [[Fat|200 pounds]] of BIRD [[SHIT]]!!!"
* "I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, not that [[Unwarranted self importance|Sting]] piece of SHIT!"
* "I don't give a dead moose's last [[Shit|SHIT!]]"
* "Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a [[Shit|SHIT!]]"
* "FUCK SALT!"
* "That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just [[TIT]] DIRT!"
* "You can't do [[Shit|SHIT]] without your [[cock|BALLS!]]"
* "PISSING out the window and [[Shit|shitting]] out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!"
* "[[cuckoldry|Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys?]]"
* "[[bitch|BITCH!]] I love you."
* "Last time I gave a [[Shit|shit]], I got FUCKED!!"
* "[[Buttsecks|BUTT FUCK!!!]]"
* "Go count your [[dick|DICK!]]"
* "[[fellatio|SUCK MY DICK! OR COCK!]]"
* "[[Shit|SHIT!!!]]"
* "I have freedom of speech. And if they don't like it, they can go [[Masturbation|FUCKING FUCK THEIR FUCKING SELF!]]"
* "I don't give a [[Shit|shit, shit, SHIT!!!]]"
* "[[McDonald's|RONALD MCGODDAMN DONALD]]"
* "Calm down. Calm down. Don't get a [[Boner|big DICK!]]"
* "Fuck you, Head and Shoulders!"
* "What the hell do you mean a [[AIDS|'Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert']]?!"
* "I have to live in this [[4chan|hellhole!]] All you ever do is stay at home and play with your [[tits]] and look at your [[ass]] at the same time!"
* "[[Shit|AW SHIT!]]"
* "DAMMIT, THESE [[Boner|FISHSTICKS]] ARE HARD AS [[tits|TITS]]!!!"
*"I'm not afraid of shit! ...Except snakes"
*"Once you see my dick, you won't want it!!!"
*".................................FUCK!"
*"Where'd you get all this shit?"
*(On Amazon.com) "Is that that big black woman you work with?"
*"Dom Delouise: He used to be a chef on TV. But now he just sits at home, WITH HIS ASS UP HIS ASS!!"
*"HORSE [[shit|MANURE]]!!!
*"This is the second time I've been fucked by Dairy Queen!"
*"Bacon and eggs dear" (fat fuck ex-wife Sheila) "What?" (Danny) [[lulz|"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I SAID BACON AND EGGS!"]]
*"It feels like there's 500 pounds of fatass on my chest!"
*"Fuck you kid, you're a dick! You're a faggot!"
*"I didn't talk to nobody yesterday! I was in the car taking a shit!"
*"It's embarrassing as fuck to have an ass!"
*"It's like when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake!"
*"Who gives a shit about Bigfoot? [[Buttsecks|Men's asses]]. [[Hot Topic|Fashion Bug]]. Fashion Bug. I'd like to meet the motherfucker who called it Fashion Bug and shove a broom up his ass! Bitch!"
*"[[Mr. Hands|Fuck horses!]] I don't give a shit about [[KFC|Kentucky!]]"
*"I wouldn't [[Google]] [[emo|Limp Bizcuit]] with your [[penis|dick]]!"
*[[Gordon Ramsay|"Fuck me!"]]
*"Remember that [[fat]] [[WWE|wrestler]] from the 1980's named Dusty Rhodes? Man, he was a piece of [[shit]]!!!"
*"Well, you tell him that I SAID that I wouldn't [[piss]] on him if he was on Jeopardy!"
*"Does this look like the [[ass]] of someone who would know if Jiffy Lube is open on Sundays??"
*"I'm going to Scotch Tape your [[Ass]] Shut!!!"
*"If she was a car, she'd be a [[car|4 Door Ford]] [[whore|Whore!]]
*"You're a [[fat|big ass]] waste of [[shit]]!"
*"That [[cocks|clock]] is full of [[shit]]!!"
*"If I ever see [[whore|Vanna White]] in person I'll call her a [[bitch]]!"
*"[[HA HA HA, OH WOW|"Then I'll tie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole, and let a UPS guy BUTT FUCK HIM!"]]
*"[[ball|Round big balls!]]"
*"[[ass|Ass, ass ass ass ass ass,]] [[shit|shit shit shit shit shit]]"
*"[[Mortal Kombat|Mortal Dick Head!]]"
*"WAIT A MINUTE YOU [[Dick|DICK!]]"

== Return of Tourette's Guy ==

On [[Christmas|December 25th, 2009]], a new video was uploaded on [[Youtube|JewTube]]. It appears to be a new Tourette's Guy video, and as usual, contains massive amounts of [[win]] and [[humor]]. A part two <s>has yet to be seen</s> is also available, but [[do not want|ONCE YOU SEE MY DICK, YOU WON'T WANT IT!]]

A fourth video of [[epic win|Tourette's Guy]] was released on [[Christmas|December 25th]], 2012, much to the delight of all his lady fans.

A brand new short has been posted on Halloween and Christmas 2014.

Tourettes Guy returns with a new video on Christmas 2017.

On the 20th anniversary of Tourettes Guy, a new video was uploaded on Christmas 2020.

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== Other Videos ==

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|[[File:tourettesguy.mp4|video_id|500px]]
|<youtube>hddCpJ8MfVo</youtube>
;Some guy yells at some cats
|<youtube>Nk4Fkb2iiFc</youtube>
;KILL YOURSELF}}
}}

== Gallery ==

{{center|
<gallery>
File:Tourettes-Guy1.jpg
File:Tourettes-Guy-Yelling.jpg
File:Return-part-3-still-tourettes-guy-18143240-536-270.jpg
</gallery>
}}

==External Links==

* [http://thetourettesguy.tv/ Tourette's Guy's new Website]
* [http://tourettesguy.com/ Official Tourette's Guy Website] <s>LOL EXPIRED</s> <s>BACK</s> <s>WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW!?</s> [[Loldongs|LOLDONGS]]
* <s>[http://www.leemarks.co.uk/danny.html Tourette's Guy Tribute Page with DVD Download]</s> DID IT DIED?
* [http://www.zzzushi.co.nr/ Tourette's Guy Soundboard]
* [http://tgfuckthephone.ytmnd.com/ A Tourette's Guy YTMND]
* [https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Tourettes_Guy Tourettes Guy on the YouTube wiki]
* {{archive|3NWTc|Entry on the YTMND wiki}}

== See Also ==

* [[No Cussing Club]]
* [[Swearing]]
* [[Angry Grandpa]]

{{portals|memes|youtube|websites}}
{{Ytmnd}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:People]]

File:Tourettesguy.mp4

2026-06-13T00:39:30Z

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Patryk Kornatowski

2026-06-13T00:36:57Z

Couscous:

{{eduser|TardChick}}
{{Spoiler|HE STALKS THIS PAGE AND WAITS FOR ANY LITTLE UPDATES}}
{{watched}}
{{aspie}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{lolcow}}
{{pedo}}
{{notice|For epic meltdown while trolling, bring up the fact he posted rugrats loliporn}}

__TOC__

{{Ib|[[File:fatryk mugshot.png|250px]]<br>Hog</br>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Patryk Kornatowski'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 10, 2007 ({{age|2007|4|4}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Britfag]]-[[Polack]]  [[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Internet lolcow}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|Inflatable Fetishist and [[Pedophile]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Weight'''|[[Over 9000|400 pounds and going]].}}
{{Ibend}}

[[File:patsmolcocktales.png|250px|thumb|right]]

'''Patryk Kornatowski'''{{Boylover}} (also known as '''[[User:TardChick|TardChick]]''' on [[ED]]) is a fat autistic retard whose foolish behavior has made him an infamous lolcow on sites like the 3DMM forums, [[Soyjak.party]], [[Kiwi Farms]], and even [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]! He's known to have been on the Internet for years since he was a young lad. This is due to his incompetent parents who can give less of a shit about him, which is why you can find him always active on the Internet. His posts range from shitty 3D animations he's made in an animation software from the [[1990s]], or jacking off to [[inflation art]].

His love for inflation is quite different from others, as instead of inflated humans, he prefers to fuck inflatable pool toys. This includes an inflatable [[Bestiality|orca]] he had, which he would stick his dick inside of and slow dance with.

Other then his online antics, his personal life is not as well documented. It's known that as a kid he attended a special needs class, [[lol|that he would get bullied in by the other retards]]. It is also known that he barely sees his father because of his work as a honey sales man, with his company '''Goldendrops'''. Which means his dad cares more about bees then his own son. Who could blame him.

==3DMM==
His first traces of online presence was his time on the 3DMM forums, where he would do things like pretend to be [[Chris Chan]] and [[Jesus Christ]] himself for whatever reason.

He first joined under the name, '''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|PatryktheCoolKid]]''' and engaged in things like arguing with other fat autistic retards in the 3DMM discord server, or posting his love for Miku and his extensive body pillow collection. He was so infamous on the site at the time they created '''Patrykstan''', a fictional country where Patryk was the supreme ruler or something. This era is also when a lot of classic Patryk related media was being made.

But after doxing another user he was finally banned, leading him to make [[over 9000]] alt accounts to spam post edgy slurs to own the admins. This would be a one sided battle of Patryk making numerous accounts just for the mods to ban each one. Eventually leading to the owner of the site to step in and IP ban him.

==Discord==
Patryk is very trollable, which is why there's many different sagas of humiliating stuff he's done to appease trolls on various [[Discord]] servers. His use of Discord would especially ramp up after his ban from 3DMM

===Shit, Piss, and Cum===
After being banned from a discord server, a mod told him if he smeared shit on himself and did a chereoke yell he would be unbanned. Instead of going outside for once, Patryk chose to do the act, which has been immortalized in video form for years to come. This would also happen again, this time with him drinking his own piss and cum, the former not being archived, but self admitted on his [[Kiwi Farms]] thread.

===Muslim Prayer===
After once again being banned from a server, he was told to do a [[Muslim]] prayer and repent to the mods on video to be let back in. Unsurprisingly, he did it.

Once again, instead of getting off the computer and finding a job that accepts fat retards, he would try to own the trolls by posting his underaged penis in these discord servers to try to get it banned. Something he also did on 3DMM. Not realizing they can just delete the message and take his perms away. Another time he tried to get perms back in a server by trying to hang himself with a towel, but due to his neck's huge size wasn't able to.

One of these servers is Gondal, an autist legion of retards who are Pat-storians. The users of the server will always find a way to follow Pat to whatever website he goes to. If you see Patryk, expect Gondal users to follow suit.

==Encyclopedia Dramatica==
[[File:patcooking.png|250px|thumb|right|This is the person calling you [[nigger]] on the Internet.]]
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|do a flip|Dropdatwat sending his farewell.

|cheers buddy i aint rwding all that shit bye nigga lolmao|Minty's response to him leaving (nobody really cared).

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

After being laughed out of other communities he came to [[ED]] for refuge. What did he get out of it? [[Graykat|Nigger admin abuse]] of course! After being banned from the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums for a bit, Patryk got on EDD and began posting videos of him breaking a Looney Tunes toy, yelling at his mom to shut the fuck up after she told him to keep it down, and threatening to slash his wrist with scissors if he wasn't unbanned. This was a lot of people on ED's first reaction to him.

He would be [[Hugbox]]ed for a while when he initially joined, which is why you hear him sometimes say he used to be respected on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Truth is no one wanted to be the guy bullying a literal downsyndrome child. But after he turned 18 his presence became more sad and annoying then anything. Growing fed up with him, he was continously mod abused to get epic reactions out of him. This would be at the hands of several different mods and jannies, but his least favorites were [[Likeicare]], [[User:Maysam|Maysam]], and the bane of his existence [[User:Chuj|Chuj]]. He would have his avatar customized with [[Boku No Pico]] flare, renamed from TardChick to the more fitting LardChick, and given numerous fatass badges. The greatest achievement made by admins was making his face into the "fat" reaction. Which you can now react to under all of Quence's posts. After a lot Nigger Admin Abuse, he made a thread saying if he didn't get left alone he would commit a mass shooting. Once again, this only made him get fucked with more.

Because of this, and the growing hatred of him from other [[Ediots]], [https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/goodbye-ed.5451/ he posted a final thread] ({{Archive|NyXgC|Archive}}) <s>and left</s>. [[Disregard that]] [[Flounced|he's still lurking]] and is seething at the fact [[User:couscous|I'm]] making this article lol. Sadly, on June of 2026 he returned to EDF to announce he was coming back. To no ones surprise, not a single person missed or wanted him back. When asked, he said it was because he's a sad lonely retard with no friends. So if you were looking to troll him, spam his profile with gay shit and watch him reply to each one with some TLDR sentence about how you're making his life miserable.

Since our little piggy is obsessed with his own self image, he's been advocating for this page to be taken down, and has been constantly checking to see if people have edited the article, even remembering the name of the files uploaded to the page.

===Soyjak.party===
Like [[User:Retarded FAG|other]] shunned [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/steve.749/ retarded] [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/sneed.502/ faggots] of [[ED]] past, Patryk would briefly post on [[Soyjak.party]] after his departure. Not before his past actions and autism got the best of him and also lost this as a safe space. During his stay he would unintentionally leak his email address [[Newfaggotry|after putting it in the subject box instead of the email field]].

At some point soyteens found an old post of his where he posted [[Rugrats]] [[loli]] porn. This would lead to another shunning.

But you can still find him today using soyspeak, because in his mind he's still a soyteen.

==Kiwi Farms==
Patryk would find out about his [[Kiwifarms|KF]] thread and would come onto the site to attention whore. He mainly stuck to his, and the [[Soyjak.party]] threads. But was banned from the site after they found out that he had previously posted [[Rugrats]] porn. This stint on KF would get him a connection with [[Vinluv Anton Handesbukia]]. After both bonding on [[twitter]] about being fat autistic lolcows, they became buttbuddies.

==Instagram==
[[File:fatniggapat.png|250px|thumb|right|youre faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]]
After Christmas, Patryk would receive the gift of an anime girl mask. He would film a video where in he dances with the mask on and gets winded by just setting the phone up. This video would go viral on TikTok and Instagram, exposing him to people who were unaware of his lore. Most if not everyone began to troll him realizing he was a massive tard and they could make him the next character for a shitty lolcow YouTube video essay. Gondalians tried to prevent this by telling him the popularity he was getting was at his expense, but after a random [[ween]] was able to get in contact with him and convince they totally were laughing with him, he kept the videos up and you can still find him today bragging about this. Not realizing half the comments call him a fat pig and that someone should check his harddrive.

[[File:patdancevid.mp4|video_id|640px|center]]
<center>'''LOOK AT THE PIGGY GO!'''</center>

Did I mention Patryk Kornatowski is a pedophile?

==Videos==
{{fv|FatrykVideos||
|[[File:RPReplay_Final1717265538.mp4|video_id|640px]]Shit Video
|[[File:1219.mp4|video_id|640px]][[Baby Fuck|Rape de baby]]
|[[File:RPReplay_Final1726446087.mov|video_id|640px]]Leaving Gondal
|[[File:oinkpatryk.mp4|video_id|640px]]He was bought food and didn't care, even his parents ate some.
|[[File:resized.force.6f49ef24.mp4|video_id|640px]]Tries to hang himself
|[[File:5870920-53fb2564d8cef5214e404fa5816b0279.mov|video_id|640px]]Tongue
|[[File:ripp-at.mp4|video_id|640px]]Cry about it
|[[File:ONTIVA.COM_Cutter_Me__my_Inflatable_whale_dancing_to_Frank_Sinatra-360p.mov|video_id|640px]][[Beastality]]
}}

{{fv|FatrykVideos||
|[[File:praisebetoallahpatryk.mov|video_id|640px]]Praise be to allah.
|[[File:5870921-60f887d4a4141b6160538775ddd6da7f.mov|video_id|640px]]Prayer Pt. 2
|[[File:5870636-54b3f79df95ad1eb6652bd34c5e54e62.mp4|video_id|640px]]He loves young anime girls
|[[File:56404-8467a27bf76941b96286b9afdd760ab0.mp4|video_id|640px]]Piss drinking
|[[File:48308-2066c1831980043193a3b2cc00ad323a.mov|video_id|640px]]Very special video for Couscous
|[[File:Untitled design (1) (online-video-cutter.com).mp4|video_id|640px]]You can now hire a Patryk lookalike for a lap dance
|[[File:Patrykguitar.mp4|video_id|640px]]
|<youtube>QMF9aVqtGHM</youtube>
|<youtube>uclFRqKiPkc</youtube>
|<youtube>ZbIBWS8r-Hc</youtube>
}}

==Gallery==

{{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery>
File:watermark (1).gif|Post this under his comments.
File:kirkifiedpat.png|[[Charlie Kirk|Patkirk]]
File:loseralog.png|Retard alogs Pat.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:patdox.png
File:nullxpat.png|[[Null]] tells Pat to stop gooning.
File:fatryk1.png
File:fatryk2.png
file:Tardchick_soyjak.jpg
File:pat222.png
File:pat88.png
File:pat7.png
File:patwithmom.png|With his hog of a mom.
File:paint.animated.gif
File:EDF6 Troll34 submission.jpg
File:Tardchick_rule34_by_fleacollarindustry.jpg
File:Coonchick.jpeg|lookin' like [[Asa Coon]] in this pic.
File:Peepee poopoo beast.png
File:Born for peepee poopoo gaming beast.png
File:schoolpicpat.png
File:patinclass.png|Pat baking goods in special needs class.
File:hogmom2.png
File:patatdamovies.png
File:patspamposts.png|Some select spam posts he made on 3DMM.
File:fatryk coment.png|Comment left on his infamous Instagram video.
File:patfat.png|You really don't get enough hate.
File:fatrykwitagun.png|
File:patrip.png
File:patwitahat.png
File:patcigarfinger.png
File:patoutofhisleague.png
File:paticonic.png|Similar to the Instagram video, this image has become so popular it's transcended him.
File:patfatpringal.png
File:patbodypillow.png
File:patvacationwithbodypillows.png
File:patrykisincrediblegassy.png
</gallery>|}}

One of his "beats".

[[File:dough beat.wav|center]]

==Dox==
He gave this out willingly:

'''2 Amberhill, NG5 5TL, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire UK'''.

==See Also==
*[[ED20]] - He pasted his own shitty animation here.
*[[Chris Chan]] - Circling the drain to become.
*[[Boku No Pico]] - A personal favorite of his.
*[[QueenAurora]] - The female counterpart of him.
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[Horrorcow]]
*[[Donald Buffkin]] - He alogs him even tho Donald mogs
*[[Asa Coon]] - Patryk if he ever went through with it
*[[Crippled|Ricky Burwick]] - Trollgaurded Pat in his Discord server
*[[TCC Shitting Up ED]] - He was added as a section due to his love for the [[Eric and Dylan]].

==External Links==
*{{discord|u|husia.siusia}}
*{{Twitter|XitterP}}
*{{Instagram|patrykkornatowski}}
*Email: '''patryk.kornatowski2007@gmail.com'''
*{{yt|@|autisticbritishjackass_reborn}}
*{{Archiveorg|@patryk_kornatowski|His self-compiled archive on Archive.org}}
*{{Edfmember|lardchick.820|LardChick}}
*{{EDF|t|tardchick-has-arrived.2264/|His intro thread to EDF}}
*{{Kfthread|188662|KF thread, can only be accessed if you have an account}}
*{{Kfuser|203913|KF account, banned for being a pedophile}}
*[https://www.onionfarms.com/members/autistic-british-jackass.20756/ OnionFarms account]
*{{soundcloud|theautismboy|Soundcloud account}}
*{{soundcloud|patryk-kornatowski|Alt SC}}
*{{Tiktokuser|thetiktokautist}}
*{{Tiktokuser|patrykkornatowsk9}} - Modern TikTok account.
*{{Newgrounds|u|autismboy1|Newgrounds account}}
*[https://patrykhtmlsite.neocities.org/ Patryk's Slick n' Cozy 90s HTML Website]
*[https://spacehey.com/kornatowski Spacehey account]
*[https://irony.wiki/index.php?title=User:Patryk2&oldid=17076 Ironywiki Account]
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u14280 Columbine forum account]
*<s>[https://patrykstan.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Patrykstan Wiki]</s> '''Baleeted'''
*[https://goldendrops.co.uk/ His dad's website.]

{{Aspies}}
{{Britfags}}
{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Edforumseries}}
{{Lolcows}}
{{Pedophile}}
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[[category:People]]
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Patryk Kornatowski

2026-06-13T00:29:34Z

Couscous: /* Encyclopedia Dramatica */

{{eduser|TardChick}}
{{Spoiler|HE STALKS THIS PAGE AND WAITS FOR ANY LITTLE UPDATES}}
{{watched}}
{{aspie}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{lolcow}}
{{pedo}}
{{notice|For epic meltdown while trolling, bring up the fact he posted rugrats loliporn}}

__TOC__

{{Ib|[[File:fatryk mugshot.png|250px]]<br>Hog</br>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Patryk Kornatowski'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 10, 2007 ({{age|2007|4|4}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Britfag]]-[[Polack]]  [[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Internet lolcow}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|Inflatable Fetishist and [[Pedophile]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Weight'''|[[Over 9000|400 pounds and going]].}}
{{Ibend}}

[[File:patsmolcocktales.png|250px|thumb|right]]

'''Patryk Kornatowski'''{{Boylover}} (also known as '''[[User:TardChick|TardChick]]''' on [[ED]]) is a fat autistic retard whose foolish behavior has made him an infamous lolcow on sites like the 3DMM forums, [[Soyjak.party]], [[Kiwi Farms]], and even [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]! He's known to have been on the Internet for years since he was a young lad. This is due to his incompetent parents who can give less of a shit about him, which is why you can find him always active on the Internet. His posts range from shitty 3D animations he's made in an animation software from the [[1990s]], or jacking off to [[inflation art]].

His love for inflation is quite different from others, as instead of inflated humans, he prefers to fuck inflatable pool toys. This includes an inflatable [[Bestiality|orca]] he had, which he would stick his dick inside of and slow dance with.

Other then his online antics, his personal life is not as well documented. It's known that as a kid he attended a special needs class, [[lol|that he would get bullied in by the other retards]]. It is also known that he barely sees his father because of his work as a honey sales man, with his company '''Goldendrops'''. Which means his dad cares more about bees then his own son. Who could blame him.

==3DMM==
His first traces of online presence was his time on the 3DMM forums, where he would do things like pretend to be [[Chris Chan]] and [[Jesus Christ]] himself for whatever reason.

He first joined under the name, '''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|PatryktheCoolKid]]''' and engaged in things like arguing with other fat autistic retards in the 3DMM discord server, or posting his love for Miku and his extensive body pillow collection. He was so infamous on the site at the time they created '''Patrykstan''', a fictional country where Patryk was the supreme ruler or something. This era is also when a lot of classic Patryk related media was being made.

But after doxing another user he was finally banned, leading him to make [[over 9000]] alt accounts to spam post edgy slurs to own the admins. This would be a one sided battle of Patryk making numerous accounts just for the mods to ban each one. Eventually leading to the owner of the site to step in and IP ban him.

==Discord==
Patryk is very trollable, which is why there's many different sagas of humiliating stuff he's done to appease trolls on various [[Discord]] servers. His use of Discord would especially ramp up after his ban from 3DMM

===Shit, Piss, and Cum===
After being banned from a discord server, a mod told him if he smeared shit on himself and did a chereoke yell he would be unbanned. Instead of going outside for once, Patryk chose to do the act, which has been immortalized in video form for years to come. This would also happen again, this time with him drinking his own piss and cum, the former not being archived, but self admitted on his [[Kiwi Farms]] thread.

===Muslim Prayer===
After once again being banned from a server, he was told to do a [[Muslim]] prayer and repent to the mods on video to be let back in. Unsurprisingly, he did it.

Once again, instead of getting off the computer and finding a job that accepts fat retards, he would try to own the trolls by posting his underaged penis in these discord servers to try to get it banned. Something he also did on 3DMM. Not realizing they can just delete the message and take his perms away. Another time he tried to get perms back in a server by trying to hang himself with a towel, but due to his neck's huge size wasn't able to.

One of these servers is Gondal, an autist legion of retards who are Pat-storians. The users of the server will always find a way to follow Pat to whatever website he goes to. If you see Patryk, expect Gondal users to follow suit.

==Encyclopedia Dramatica==
[[File:patcooking.png|250px|thumb|right|This is the person calling you [[nigger]] on the Internet.]]
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|do a flip|Dropdatwat sending his farewell.

|cheers buddy i aint rwding all that shit bye nigga lolmao|Minty's response to him leaving (nobody really cared).

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

After being laughed out of other communities he came to [[ED]] for refuge. What did he get out of it? [[Graykat|Nigger admin abuse]] of course! After being banned from the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums for a bit, Patryk got on EDD and began posting videos of him breaking a Looney Tunes toy, yelling at his mom to shut the fuck up after she told him to keep it down, and threatening to slash his wrist with scissors if he wasn't unbanned. This was a lot of people on ED's first reaction to him.

He would be [[Hugbox]]ed for a while when he initially joined, which is why you hear him sometimes say he used to be respected on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Truth is no one wanted to be the guy bullying a literal downsyndrome child. But after he turned 18 his presence became more sad and annoying then anything. Growing fed up with him, he was continously mod abused to get epic reactions out of him. This would be at the hands of several different mods and jannies, but his least favorites were [[Likeicare]], [[User:Maysam|Maysam]], and the bane of his existence [[User:Chuj|Chuj]]. He would have his avatar customized with [[Boku No Pico]] flare, renamed from TardChick to the more fitting LardChick, and given numerous fatass badges. The greatest achievement made by admins was making his face into the "fat" reaction. Which you can now react to under all of Quence's posts. After a lot Nigger Admin Abuse, he made a thread saying if he didn't get left alone he would commit a mass shooting. Once again, this only made him get fucked with more.

Because of this, and the growing hatred of him from other [[Ediots]], [https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/goodbye-ed.5451/ he posted a final thread] ({{Archive|NyXgC|Archive}}) <s>and left</s>. [[Disregard that]] [[Flounced|he's still lurking]] and is seething at the fact [[User:couscous|I'm]] making this article lol. Sadly, on June of 2026 he returned to EDF to announce he was coming back. To no ones surprise, not a single person missed or wanted him back. When asked, he said it was because he's a sad lonely retard with no friends. So if you were looking to troll him, spam his profile with gay shit and watch him reply to each one with some TLDR sentence about how you're making his life miserable.

Since our little piggy is obsessed with his own self image, he's been advocating for this page to be taken down, and has been constantly checking to see if people have edited the article, even remembering the name of the files uploaded to the page.

===Soyjak.party===
Like [[User:Retarded FAG|other]] shunned [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/steve.749/ retarded] [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/sneed.502/ faggots] of [[ED]] past, Patryk would briefly post on [[Soyjak.party]] after his departure. Not before his past actions and autism got the best of him and also lost this as a safe space. During his stay he would unintentionally leak his email address [[Newfaggotry|after putting it in the subject box instead of the email field]].

At some point soyteens found an old post of his where he posted [[Rugrats]] [[loli]] porn. This would lead to another shunning.

But you can still find him today using soyspeak, because in his mind he's still a soyteen.

==Kiwi Farms==
Patryk would find out about his [[Kiwifarms|KF]] thread and would come onto the site to attention whore. He mainly stuck to his, and the [[Soyjak.party]] threads. But was banned from the site after they found out that he had previously posted [[Rugrats]] porn. This stint on KF would get him a connection with [[Vinluv Anton Handesbukia]]. After both bonding on [[twitter]] about being fat autistic lolcows, they became buttbuddies.

==Instagram==
[[File:fatniggapat.png|250px|thumb|right|youre faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]]
After Christmas, Patryk would receive the gift of an anime girl mask. He would film a video where in he dances with the mask on and gets winded by just setting the phone up. This video would go viral on TikTok and Instagram, exposing him to people who were unaware of his lore. Most if not everyone began to troll him realizing he was a massive tard and they could make him the next character for a shitty lolcow YouTube video essay. Gondalians tried to prevent this by telling him the popularity he was getting was at his expense, but after a random [[ween]] was able to get in contact with him and convince they totally were laughing with him, he kept the videos up and you can still find him today bragging about this. Not realizing half the comments call him a fat pig and that someone should check his harddrive.

[[File:patdancevid.mp4|video_id|640px|center]]
<center>'''LOOK AT THE PIGGY GO!'''</center>

Did I mention Patryk Kornatowski is a pedophile?

==Videos==
{{fv|FatrykVideos||
|[[File:RPReplay_Final1717265538.mp4|video_id|640px]]Shit Video
|[[File:1219.mp4|video_id|640px]][[Baby Fuck|Rape de baby]]
|[[File:RPReplay_Final1726446087.mov|video_id|640px]]Leaving Gondal
|[[File:oinkpatryk.mp4|video_id|640px]]He was bought food and didn't care, even his parents ate some.
|[[File:resized.force.6f49ef24.mp4|video_id|640px]]Tries to hang himself
|[[File:5870920-53fb2564d8cef5214e404fa5816b0279.mov|video_id|640px]]Tongue
|[[File:ripp-at.mp4|video_id|640px]]Cry about it
|[[File:ONTIVA.COM_Cutter_Me__my_Inflatable_whale_dancing_to_Frank_Sinatra-360p.mov|video_id|640px]][[Beastality]]
}}

{{fv|FatrykVideos||
|[[File:praisebetoallahpatryk.mov|video_id|640px]]Praise be to allah.
|[[File:5870921-60f887d4a4141b6160538775ddd6da7f.mov|video_id|640px]]Prayer Pt. 2
|[[File:5870636-54b3f79df95ad1eb6652bd34c5e54e62.mp4|video_id|640px]]He loves young anime girls
|[[File:56404-8467a27bf76941b96286b9afdd760ab0.mp4|video_id|640px]]Piss drinking
|[[File:48308-2066c1831980043193a3b2cc00ad323a.mov|video_id|640px]]Very special video for Couscous
|[[File:Untitled design (1) (online-video-cutter.com).mp4|video_id|640px]]You can now hire a Patryk lookalike for a lap dance
|[[File:Patrykguitar.mp4|video_id|640px]]
|<youtube>QMF9aVqtGHM</youtube>
|<youtube>uclFRqKiPkc</youtube>
|<youtube>ZbIBWS8r-Hc</youtube>
}}

==Gallery==

{{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery>
File:watermark (1).gif|Post this under his comments.
File:kirkifiedpat.png|[[Charlie Kirk|Patkirk]]
File:loseralog.png|Retard alogs Pat.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:patdox.png
File:nullxpat.png|[[Null]] tells Pat to stop gooning.
File:fatryk1.png
File:fatryk2.png
file:Tardchick_soyjak.jpg
File:pat222.png
File:pat88.png
File:pat7.png
File:patwithmom.png|With his hog of a mom.
File:paint.animated.gif
File:EDF6 Troll34 submission.jpg
File:Tardchick_rule34_by_fleacollarindustry.jpg
File:Coonchick.jpeg|lookin' like [[Asa Coon]] in this pic.
File:Peepee poopoo beast.png
File:Born for peepee poopoo gaming beast.png
File:schoolpicpat.png
File:patinclass.png|Pat baking goods in special needs class.
File:hogmom2.png
File:patatdamovies.png
File:patspamposts.png|Some select spam posts he made on 3DMM.
File:fatryk coment.png|Comment left on his infamous Instagram video.
File:patfat.png|You really don't get enough hate.
File:fatrykwitagun.png|
File:patrip.png
File:patwitahat.png
File:patcigarfinger.png
File:patoutofhisleague.png
File:paticonic.png|Similar to the Instagram video, this image has become so popular it's transcended him.
File:patfatpringal.png
File:patbodypillow.png
File:patvacationwithbodypillows.png
File:patrykisincrediblegassy.png
</gallery>|}}

One of his "beats".

[[File:dough beat.wav|center]]

==Dox==
He gave this out willingly:

'''2 Amberhill, NG5 5TL, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire UK'''.

==See Also==
*[[ED20]] - He pasted his own shitty animation here.
*[[Chris Chan]] - Circling the drain to become.
*[[Boku No Pico]] - A personal favorite of his.
*[[QueenAurora]] - The female counterpart of him.
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[Horrorcow]]
*[[Donald Buffkin]] - He alogs him even tho Donald mogs
*[[Asa Coon]] - Patryk if he ever went through with it
*[[Crippled|Ricky Burwick]] - Trollgaurded Pat in his Discord server

==External Links==
*{{discord|u|husia.siusia}}
*{{Twitter|XitterP}}
*{{Instagram|patrykkornatowski}}
*Email: '''patryk.kornatowski2007@gmail.com'''
*{{yt|@|autisticbritishjackass_reborn}}
*{{Archiveorg|@patryk_kornatowski|His self-compiled archive on Archive.org}}
*{{Edfmember|lardchick.820|LardChick}}
*{{EDF|t|tardchick-has-arrived.2264/|His intro thread to EDF}}
*{{Kfthread|188662|KF thread, can only be accessed if you have an account}}
*{{Kfuser|203913|KF account, banned for being a pedophile}}
*[https://www.onionfarms.com/members/autistic-british-jackass.20756/ OnionFarms account]
*{{soundcloud|theautismboy|Soundcloud account}}
*{{soundcloud|patryk-kornatowski|Alt SC}}
*{{Tiktokuser|thetiktokautist}}
*{{Tiktokuser|patrykkornatowsk9}} - Modern TikTok account.
*{{Newgrounds|u|autismboy1|Newgrounds account}}
*[https://patrykhtmlsite.neocities.org/ Patryk's Slick n' Cozy 90s HTML Website]
*[https://spacehey.com/kornatowski Spacehey account]
*[https://irony.wiki/index.php?title=User:Patryk2&oldid=17076 Ironywiki Account]
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u14280 Columbine forum account]
*<s>[https://patrykstan.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Patrykstan Wiki]</s> '''Baleeted'''
*[https://goldendrops.co.uk/ His dad's website.]

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Patryk Kornatowski

2026-06-13T00:27:20Z

Couscous: /* Encyclopedia Dramatica */

{{eduser|TardChick}}
{{Spoiler|HE STALKS THIS PAGE AND WAITS FOR ANY LITTLE UPDATES}}
{{watched}}
{{aspie}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{lolcow}}
{{pedo}}
{{notice|For epic meltdown while trolling, bring up the fact he posted rugrats loliporn}}

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{{Ib|[[File:fatryk mugshot.png|250px]]<br>Hog</br>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Patryk Kornatowski'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 10, 2007 ({{age|2007|4|4}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Britfag]]-[[Polack]]  [[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Internet lolcow}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|Inflatable Fetishist and [[Pedophile]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Weight'''|[[Over 9000|400 pounds and going]].}}
{{Ibend}}

[[File:patsmolcocktales.png|250px|thumb|right]]

'''Patryk Kornatowski'''{{Boylover}} (also known as '''[[User:TardChick|TardChick]]''' on [[ED]]) is a fat autistic retard whose foolish behavior has made him an infamous lolcow on sites like the 3DMM forums, [[Soyjak.party]], [[Kiwi Farms]], and even [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]! He's known to have been on the Internet for years since he was a young lad. This is due to his incompetent parents who can give less of a shit about him, which is why you can find him always active on the Internet. His posts range from shitty 3D animations he's made in an animation software from the [[1990s]], or jacking off to [[inflation art]].

His love for inflation is quite different from others, as instead of inflated humans, he prefers to fuck inflatable pool toys. This includes an inflatable [[Bestiality|orca]] he had, which he would stick his dick inside of and slow dance with.

Other then his online antics, his personal life is not as well documented. It's known that as a kid he attended a special needs class, [[lol|that he would get bullied in by the other retards]]. It is also known that he barely sees his father because of his work as a honey sales man, with his company '''Goldendrops'''. Which means his dad cares more about bees then his own son. Who could blame him.

==3DMM==
His first traces of online presence was his time on the 3DMM forums, where he would do things like pretend to be [[Chris Chan]] and [[Jesus Christ]] himself for whatever reason.

He first joined under the name, '''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|PatryktheCoolKid]]''' and engaged in things like arguing with other fat autistic retards in the 3DMM discord server, or posting his love for Miku and his extensive body pillow collection. He was so infamous on the site at the time they created '''Patrykstan''', a fictional country where Patryk was the supreme ruler or something. This era is also when a lot of classic Patryk related media was being made.

But after doxing another user he was finally banned, leading him to make [[over 9000]] alt accounts to spam post edgy slurs to own the admins. This would be a one sided battle of Patryk making numerous accounts just for the mods to ban each one. Eventually leading to the owner of the site to step in and IP ban him.

==Discord==
Patryk is very trollable, which is why there's many different sagas of humiliating stuff he's done to appease trolls on various [[Discord]] servers. His use of Discord would especially ramp up after his ban from 3DMM

===Shit, Piss, and Cum===
After being banned from a discord server, a mod told him if he smeared shit on himself and did a chereoke yell he would be unbanned. Instead of going outside for once, Patryk chose to do the act, which has been immortalized in video form for years to come. This would also happen again, this time with him drinking his own piss and cum, the former not being archived, but self admitted on his [[Kiwi Farms]] thread.

===Muslim Prayer===
After once again being banned from a server, he was told to do a [[Muslim]] prayer and repent to the mods on video to be let back in. Unsurprisingly, he did it.

Once again, instead of getting off the computer and finding a job that accepts fat retards, he would try to own the trolls by posting his underaged penis in these discord servers to try to get it banned. Something he also did on 3DMM. Not realizing they can just delete the message and take his perms away. Another time he tried to get perms back in a server by trying to hang himself with a towel, but due to his neck's huge size wasn't able to.

One of these servers is Gondal, an autist legion of retards who are Pat-storians. The users of the server will always find a way to follow Pat to whatever website he goes to. If you see Patryk, expect Gondal users to follow suit.

==Encyclopedia Dramatica==
[[File:patcooking.png|250px|thumb|right|This is the person calling you [[nigger]] on the Internet.]]
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|do a flip|Dropdatwat sending his farewell.

|cheers buddy i aint rwding all that shit bye nigga lolmao|Minty's response to him leaving (nobody really cared).

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

After being laughed out of other communities he came to [[ED]] for refuge. What did he get out of it? [[Graykat|Nigger admin abuse]] of course! After being banned from the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums for a bit, Patryk got on EDD and began posting videos of him breaking a Looney Tunes toy, yelling at his mom to shut the fuck up after she told him to keep it down, and threatening to slash his wrist with scissors if he wasn't unbanned. This was a lot of people on ED's first reaction to him.

He would be [[Hugbox]]ed for a while when he initially joined, which is why you hear him sometimes say he used to be respected on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Truth is no one wanted to be the guy bullying a literal downsyndrome child. But after he turned 18 his presence became more sad and annoying then anything. Growing fed up with him, he was continously mod abused to get epic reactions out of him. This would be at the hands of several different mods and jannies, but his least favorites were [[Likeicare]], [[User:Maysam|Maysam]], and the bane of his existence [[User:Chuj|Chuj]]. He would have his avatar customized with [[Boku No Pico]] flare, renamed from TardChick to the more fitting LardChick, and given numerous fatass badges. The greatest achievement made by admins was making his face into the "fat" reaction. Which you can now react to under all of Quence's posts. After a lot Nigger Admin Abuse, he made a thread saying if he didn't get left alone he would commit a mass shooting. Once again, this only made him get fucked with more.

Because of this, and the growing hatred of him from other [[Ediots]], [https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/goodbye-ed.5451/ he posted a final thread] ({{Archive|NyXgC|Archive}}) <s>and left</s>. [[Disregard that]] [[Flounced|he's still lurking]] and is seething at the fact [[User:couscous|I'm]] making this article lol. Sadly, on June of 2026 he returned to EDF to announce he was coming back. To no ones surprise, not a single person missed or wanted him back. When asked, he said it was because he's a sad lonely retard with no friends. So if you were looking to troll him, spam his profile with gay shit and watch him reply to each one with some TLDR sentence about how you're making his life miserable.

===Soyjak.party===
Like [[User:Retarded FAG|other]] shunned [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/steve.749/ retarded] [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/sneed.502/ faggots] of [[ED]] past, Patryk would briefly post on [[Soyjak.party]] after his departure. Not before his past actions and autism got the best of him and also lost this as a safe space. During his stay he would unintentionally leak his email address [[Newfaggotry|after putting it in the subject box instead of the email field]].

At some point soyteens found an old post of his where he posted [[Rugrats]] [[loli]] porn. This would lead to another shunning.

But you can still find him today using soyspeak, because in his mind he's still a soyteen.

==Kiwi Farms==
Patryk would find out about his [[Kiwifarms|KF]] thread and would come onto the site to attention whore. He mainly stuck to his, and the [[Soyjak.party]] threads. But was banned from the site after they found out that he had previously posted [[Rugrats]] porn. This stint on KF would get him a connection with [[Vinluv Anton Handesbukia]]. After both bonding on [[twitter]] about being fat autistic lolcows, they became buttbuddies.

==Instagram==
[[File:fatniggapat.png|250px|thumb|right|youre faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]]
After Christmas, Patryk would receive the gift of an anime girl mask. He would film a video where in he dances with the mask on and gets winded by just setting the phone up. This video would go viral on TikTok and Instagram, exposing him to people who were unaware of his lore. Most if not everyone began to troll him realizing he was a massive tard and they could make him the next character for a shitty lolcow YouTube video essay. Gondalians tried to prevent this by telling him the popularity he was getting was at his expense, but after a random [[ween]] was able to get in contact with him and convince they totally were laughing with him, he kept the videos up and you can still find him today bragging about this. Not realizing half the comments call him a fat pig and that someone should check his harddrive.

[[File:patdancevid.mp4|video_id|640px|center]]
<center>'''LOOK AT THE PIGGY GO!'''</center>

Did I mention Patryk Kornatowski is a pedophile?

==Videos==
{{fv|FatrykVideos||
|[[File:RPReplay_Final1717265538.mp4|video_id|640px]]Shit Video
|[[File:1219.mp4|video_id|640px]][[Baby Fuck|Rape de baby]]
|[[File:RPReplay_Final1726446087.mov|video_id|640px]]Leaving Gondal
|[[File:oinkpatryk.mp4|video_id|640px]]He was bought food and didn't care, even his parents ate some.
|[[File:resized.force.6f49ef24.mp4|video_id|640px]]Tries to hang himself
|[[File:5870920-53fb2564d8cef5214e404fa5816b0279.mov|video_id|640px]]Tongue
|[[File:ripp-at.mp4|video_id|640px]]Cry about it
|[[File:ONTIVA.COM_Cutter_Me__my_Inflatable_whale_dancing_to_Frank_Sinatra-360p.mov|video_id|640px]][[Beastality]]
}}

{{fv|FatrykVideos||
|[[File:praisebetoallahpatryk.mov|video_id|640px]]Praise be to allah.
|[[File:5870921-60f887d4a4141b6160538775ddd6da7f.mov|video_id|640px]]Prayer Pt. 2
|[[File:5870636-54b3f79df95ad1eb6652bd34c5e54e62.mp4|video_id|640px]]He loves young anime girls
|[[File:56404-8467a27bf76941b96286b9afdd760ab0.mp4|video_id|640px]]Piss drinking
|[[File:48308-2066c1831980043193a3b2cc00ad323a.mov|video_id|640px]]Very special video for Couscous
|[[File:Untitled design (1) (online-video-cutter.com).mp4|video_id|640px]]You can now hire a Patryk lookalike for a lap dance
|[[File:Patrykguitar.mp4|video_id|640px]]
|<youtube>QMF9aVqtGHM</youtube>
|<youtube>uclFRqKiPkc</youtube>
|<youtube>ZbIBWS8r-Hc</youtube>
}}

==Gallery==

{{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery>
File:watermark (1).gif|Post this under his comments.
File:kirkifiedpat.png|[[Charlie Kirk|Patkirk]]
File:loseralog.png|Retard alogs Pat.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:patdox.png
File:nullxpat.png|[[Null]] tells Pat to stop gooning.
File:fatryk1.png
File:fatryk2.png
file:Tardchick_soyjak.jpg
File:pat222.png
File:pat88.png
File:pat7.png
File:patwithmom.png|With his hog of a mom.
File:paint.animated.gif
File:EDF6 Troll34 submission.jpg
File:Tardchick_rule34_by_fleacollarindustry.jpg
File:Coonchick.jpeg|lookin' like [[Asa Coon]] in this pic.
File:Peepee poopoo beast.png
File:Born for peepee poopoo gaming beast.png
File:schoolpicpat.png
File:patinclass.png|Pat baking goods in special needs class.
File:hogmom2.png
File:patatdamovies.png
File:patspamposts.png|Some select spam posts he made on 3DMM.
File:fatryk coment.png|Comment left on his infamous Instagram video.
File:patfat.png|You really don't get enough hate.
File:fatrykwitagun.png|
File:patrip.png
File:patwitahat.png
File:patcigarfinger.png
File:patoutofhisleague.png
File:paticonic.png|Similar to the Instagram video, this image has become so popular it's transcended him.
File:patfatpringal.png
File:patbodypillow.png
File:patvacationwithbodypillows.png
File:patrykisincrediblegassy.png
</gallery>|}}

One of his "beats".

[[File:dough beat.wav|center]]

==Dox==
He gave this out willingly:

'''2 Amberhill, NG5 5TL, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire UK'''.

==See Also==
*[[ED20]] - He pasted his own shitty animation here.
*[[Chris Chan]] - Circling the drain to become.
*[[Boku No Pico]] - A personal favorite of his.
*[[QueenAurora]] - The female counterpart of him.
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[Horrorcow]]
*[[Donald Buffkin]] - He alogs him even tho Donald mogs
*[[Asa Coon]] - Patryk if he ever went through with it
*[[Crippled|Ricky Burwick]] - Trollgaurded Pat in his Discord server

==External Links==
*{{discord|u|husia.siusia}}
*{{Twitter|XitterP}}
*{{Instagram|patrykkornatowski}}
*Email: '''patryk.kornatowski2007@gmail.com'''
*{{yt|@|autisticbritishjackass_reborn}}
*{{Archiveorg|@patryk_kornatowski|His self-compiled archive on Archive.org}}
*{{Edfmember|lardchick.820|LardChick}}
*{{EDF|t|tardchick-has-arrived.2264/|His intro thread to EDF}}
*{{Kfthread|188662|KF thread, can only be accessed if you have an account}}
*{{Kfuser|203913|KF account, banned for being a pedophile}}
*[https://www.onionfarms.com/members/autistic-british-jackass.20756/ OnionFarms account]
*{{soundcloud|theautismboy|Soundcloud account}}
*{{soundcloud|patryk-kornatowski|Alt SC}}
*{{Tiktokuser|thetiktokautist}}
*{{Tiktokuser|patrykkornatowsk9}} - Modern TikTok account.
*{{Newgrounds|u|autismboy1|Newgrounds account}}
*[https://patrykhtmlsite.neocities.org/ Patryk's Slick n' Cozy 90s HTML Website]
*[https://spacehey.com/kornatowski Spacehey account]
*[https://irony.wiki/index.php?title=User:Patryk2&oldid=17076 Ironywiki Account]
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u14280 Columbine forum account]
*<s>[https://patrykstan.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Patrykstan Wiki]</s> '''Baleeted'''
*[https://goldendrops.co.uk/ His dad's website.]

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{{Pedophile}}
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Death Grips

2026-06-13T00:23:35Z

Couscous: /* Introduction */

{{spoilers| DEATH GRIPS NEVER BROKE UP AND ANDY MORIN BEATS HIS GIRLFRIEND}}

{{Rainbow|NOIDED}}

[[File:getgetgetget.jpg|center|500px]]

[[File:Negroid.jpg|frame|alt=Puzzle globe logo|Actual photo of MC Ride.]]

==Introduction==

'''Death Grips''' (''also known as screaming coon with electronic instrumentals'') are an [[shit|experimental hip hop]] boy-band formed [[last thursday]] by homeless nigger [[Nigger|MC Ride]] (vocals), [[transgender]] idol [[Faggot|Zach Hill]] (drummer) and meth head [[Twink|Andy Morin]] ([[Music#Producerfags|producer]]). Zach originally wanted to be the drummer for Les Claypool, but they recognized how aspie he was and turned him down. The band actually started to become famous for half of the time not being able to understand what the fuck <del>MC Hammer</del> MC Ride is even saying, and the instrumentals being crafted to sound like they've just recorded feeding a [[shit nobody cares about|TR-808 drum machine]] and Black Metal vinyls into a garbage disposal.
<s>They broke up in 2014.</s> [[DISREGARD THAT]], [https://x.com/bbpoltergiest/status/1986140988776276117 WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK]

Along with [[Sweden|Yung Lean]] and [[Lil B]], Death Grips are regarded as the [[real|pinnacle of music]]. With several music related news publications sucking them off anytime they so much as go near a microphone.

==Overview==

A big part of Dick Grippers success is due to the band being extremely [[edgy]]. The cover of their album ''"No Love Deep Web"'' is literally a picture of Zach Hill's [[dick]]. (yes they're that fucking [[gay]]). It is a boy band after all! They are also known for not turning up to their own concerts and when they do showing slideshows of [[An hero|suicide notes]] (because they're that punk). For promotion for NLDW, they held an ARG on [[mu/|/mu/]], but due to the incompetence of the anons, it was never finished.

[[File:morinsbagofmeth.png|thumb|250px|Andy Morin about to do meth on [[Discord]].]]
[[File:Zacock.jpg|200px|thumb|DG's gift to their fans]]

This take on music and aesthetics got Death Grips beloved by the [[hipster]] faggots on [[mu|/mu/]], who worship the band, only being beat by the ever giving (and never dying) [[Neutral Milk Hotel]].
Apart from these [[4chan]] posters, the average Death Grips fan is aged [[13 year old boy|13-18yrs]], wears ironic t-shirts/spouts memes in public, masturbates to [[Anthony Fantano]] videos and is more than likely [[autistic]].

==Lyrics==

[[Some argue|It is said]] that Death Grips have the most artistically stimulating lyrics in modern-day music.

{{center|
{{morphquote|ytw|background: none; width: 600px; height: 300px;|
|Can't stop the groove licks jaws clear off them locks relentless raw movement
Fit to knock you from here to that g-spot body rock connected| Guillotine

|Get so fuckin' dark in here

Come come fuck apart in here

I die in the process

You die in the process

Kettle drum roll hard shit

Fuck I said fucker don't start shit | You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat'''(no, seriously, they named the track that)'''

|Triple six, five, forked tongue

Subatomic penetration, rapid fire through your skull

How I shot it on one taking it back to the days of trying to lose control

Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones| Takyon

| La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin

La creepin' under my skin | No seriously, that was the hook/chorus for "Big House"

|Death, fuck

Let's fuck
Just don't touch me

Just fuck-fuck me

Fuck-fuck me out

Why don't you just

Fuck-fuck me out | Fuck Me Out

|Get get get get got got got got

Blood rush to my head bit hot lock

Poppin' off the fuckin' block knot

Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot | Get Got

|Bitch please, you must be smokin' rocks

Real shit for my people

And it just don't | Bitch Please
|

You'll catch a jpeg to the head

über reach

You're an intern

I'm Wikileaks

Most loved, therefore most hated

| Hacker
|Let them eat shit and die

As I creep lit

Off the deep hits with a sick mind

On the secrets I rely 'pon to freak this | Known For It
|Soon all that’s left of you

Is your most primal desires

Ass clappin', dick suckin', lock the door to the bathroom – quick fuckin'

Find a whore and it could happen

But it's nothin', cause you're drunk and you'll be blackin' out

Before you even get a chance to think 'bout what you're doing | I Want It I Need It (Death Heated)}}
}}

== Albums ==

[[File:DGalbumcovers.png|200px|thumb|]]

Death gRapes are known for such great albums as:

'''Black Google'''
- True fans only [[cry moar|sry]].

'''Death Grips (Self-titled)'''
- no one has listened to this.

'''Exmilitary'''
- Known for being the meme music that brought them to the forefront of the interwebz and hipster circlejerks.

'''The Money Store'''
- The first album [[theneedledrop]] ever gave a 10 (which only matters if you're [[gay]]), and the only reason anyone knows about this shitty band.

'''No Love Deep Web'''
- That one album with a penis on the cover.

'''Government Plates'''
- [[Terry A. Davis|THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING US.]] Regarded as their shittiest album by fantano [[fags|fans]].

'''Fashion Week'''
- [[newfag|JENNY DEATH WHEN]]

'''The Powers That B'''
- 2 discs consisting of [[Gayniggers from Outer Space|Niggas On The Moon]] and Jenny Death.

'''Bottomless Pit'''
- Known for [https://genius.com/Death-grips-bb-poison-lyrics Notice Me Senpai].

'''Year of the Snitch'''
-yet another same-y shit electronic rap album.

== Trolling Death Grips fans ==

{{achtung|LMAO FANTANO MADE YOU}}

DG fans are sensitive to any form of criticism, thus making them easy to troll with these simple methods:

1. Refer to Death Grips as "meme music" and purposely be as closed minded as possible.

2. Tell them ''Government Plates'' is the best Death Grips record to date.

3. Remind them that [[theneedledrop|Anthony Fantano]] made the band famous and would be nothing without him.

4. Tell them Death Grips is [[Satan]]ic music and remind them that they're all going to Hell.

5. Say that Death Grips is simply copying [[Kanye West]]'s ''"Yeezus"'' album.

6. Remind them Death Grips is a band of homeless niggers (no seriously, these motherfuckers don't have houses).

7. Call them Autistic... they hate being reminded.

8. Inform them of their degenerate [[mu|sub/mu/tant]] status & terrible musical taste.

9. remind them that death grips isn't revolutionary or unique in any way.

==Videos==

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<center>'''AKA Zach Hill gets interviewed while Ride and Andy rest their vocals</center>

==See also==

*[[Breaking Bad]]
*[[Lil B]]
*[[Meme Rap]]
*[[mu]]
*[[Theneedledrop]]
*[[Sewerslvt]] - Andy featured his music in a livestream

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Sematary

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[[File:sematarygraveman.png|right|300px|thumb|Take him seriously]]
[[File:sematarypic.png|thumb|200px|As a wee lad.]]

'''Sematary''' is an underground [[wigger|white]] [[Internet tough guy]] drill rapper. His style of music <s>is copied</s> takes heavy influence from rapper '''Chief Keef'''. The visual and lyrical themes of his music are [[gothic]] and [[edgy]], meaning his fans are either [[TikTok]] BPD [[whores]], or twink [[teenage]] boys.
Sematary is a massive cuck, allowing his girlfriend (flat whore {{Instagram|sxpientia}}) to post her ass on the internet for horny [[teenagers]] to jerk off to.
In [[2019]] he started the '''Haunted Mound''' record label and boyband, which he's also the frontman of.

[[File:hauntedmound.png|200px|thumb|right]]
===Notable Members of Haunted Mound ===

'''Ghost Mountain''' - The co-founder of Haunted Mound. Left the group because he found out how much of a [[faggot]] Sematary is.

'''Buckshot''' - Blandest and most uninteresting member, only real job is to be Sematary's PR on [[twitter]].

'''Hackle''' - Known for being the only [[nigger|black]] member of the group.

Despite having them under his record label, he does nothing to push their music or promote them, but relies on them to suck his dick whenever he's in controversy.

===Fans===
As stated before many of Sematary's fans are [[retards|mentally challenged]] and easy to impress (evident by them even being a fan of his type of music in the first place). His style of being the walking embodiment of [[Hot Topic]] attracts [[femcel]]s and literal [[school shooters]]. Because Sematary made them stop [[Self Injury|cutting themselves]] and give them the inspiration to get up and clean the [[smegma]] out their foreskin, they will do and say anything to defend him.

Needless to say, they are very easy to troll, and [[you]] can do it with any of the following.
*Say Sematary stole his sound from Chief Keef.
*Talk about Joeyy.
*Post about how Ghost Mountain is better.

==Music==
Sematary's instrumental choices are all the same drum and bass heavy tracks, once you've heard one you've heard them all. His real musical talent can be exhibited through his [[bullshit|thought provoking lyrics]].

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|I been lurking 'round in my bunny suit
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|Goodbye horses, I'm flying over you
|where have i heard this before...

|Watch what you say, homie, I'm not stable
|tough guy over here

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==Trolling Sematary==
Apart from his music, he's also notorious for being a chronic shit-stirrer and [[butthurt]] fag who is easy to get a reaction out of. He's very sensitive to criticism, even striking [[YouTube]] nobodies who make fun of him.

<center><youtube>gzJyD-_PS6M</youtube></center>

Since Sematary is such a [[lie|badass]] and really wants [[you]] to know it. He'll go as far as to smack his own fans just to prove it to [[you]].

<center><youtube>qLMYkhlTBMc</youtube></center>

[[File:joeyy.png|200px|thumb|right|Joeyyyyyyyy]]

===Joeyy===
'''Joeyy''' is an obese [[rapper]], man of [[Christian|Christ]] , and humble individual known for being affiliated with '''Shed Theory''' and [[MDE]]. In an interview in [[2020]] Sematary talked about his hate for [[Bladee|Drain Gang]] and [[Sam Hyde]]'s friend group being in rap. Joeyy decided to [[troll]] him by pulling up to a Chief Keef listening party Sematary was attending, with Sematary avoiding him throughout.
[[File:joeyymog.png|200px|thumb|left]]

{{Clear}}

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==See Also==
[[File:solomonfanboy.png|300px|thumb|right|Well, well, well]]
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Was a fan of this retard (and also joeyy)
*[[Rap]]
*[[Edgelords]]
*[[Poser]]
*[[Gay]]

==External Links==
*{{yt|SEMATARYGRAVEMAN13|His YouTube}}
*{{Soundcloud|SEMATARYY|His Soundcloud}}
*{{Twitter|SEMATARYGRAVEMN|His Twitter}}
*{{Instagram|sematary|His Instagram}}

{{Music}}
{{Rap}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Indie}}

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2026-06-12T17:28:12Z

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{{An hero}}
{{Christian hero}}
{{corner|bl|[[Image:Walfas custom prop heemeyer armored killdozer by midian p dgbhjrl.png|300px]]}}
[[File:Bigbulldozer.jpg|center|600px|TEH FUCKIN KILLDOZER!11!]]
{{ib|[[File:Marvin Heemeyer.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marvin Heemeyer'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1951}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|June 4, 2004 (aged 52)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|Killed 0, injured 0]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|It's the thought that counts}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Butthurt]]}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:heemeyerwitballoons.jpg|thumb|250px|Swag]]

'''Killdozer'''. Say it to yourself. '''KILLDOZER!'''

The name exudes an aura of [[R. Lee Ermey|badassery]], and with good reason; pictured above is the kind of fucking awesomeness you're up against should you decide to cross the path of the Killdozer... [[transformers|part-man, part-machine]].

On June 4, [[2004]], a man in Granby, [[Colorado]] exacted his revenge against the [[Rachel Corrie|local government]] and a poorly-positioned concrete factory being built adjacent to ''his'' muffler shop. That man was '''[[God|Marvin John Heemeyer]]'''{{Christian}}, and his revenge was the '''Killdozer'''. Deep inside the [[Tony Stark|Killcave]], he spent several months armoring the Killdozer with chunks of concrete and steel plating. He also installed several video cameras on the outside of his creation so he could see where he was going without being shot; meaning he intended to [[delete fucking everything|do some serious damage]]. On the fateful day he decided to let loose his monstrosity, many on the [[Internet]] closely followed this man's raging protest, as his armor-plated bulldozer [[IRL Trolling|destroyed the homes and businesses]] of those who had wronged him.

==Killdozer's Day==
[[File:Marvin-with rounds.png|thumb|left|His dick versus your dick]]
[[Image:Killdozer.png|right|thumb|Killdozer [[fanart]]]]

Granby is a town in the middle of the bumfuck Rocky Mountains whose whole population consists of 10 houses, 4 feral cats and a handful of sheep. During Killdozer's attack, the military considered airlifting in small tank weaponry, until they learned the city they'd be defending was Granby, so the city was conceded to Killdozer. Because of this, Heemeyer's quest to destroy the town was almost a total success. Sadly, he ran over 2 of the feral cats.

[[Fag|One]] would think someone like Heemeyer was either insane or evil, but he is hailed as a hero by [[ED|many]], even though his trail of destruction [[Troll's Remorse|left no one harmed]] in its wake. [[Goons]] in particular loved him and his actions, and reported on the events in a huge thread and several websites devoted to the Killdozer.

{{cs2|Heeymanifesto|Manifesto|
<pre>
"Had Cody just one time come to me with a counter offer, I would not have to be so unreasonable.

At my auction in 2002 my minimum bid was $450,000, 10 percent of which would have gone to the auctioneer. Had someone bid the $450,000, I would have walked away.

I netted $400,000 either way, at auction or, by selling it myself.

It's interesting how the dozer was the only thing that did not sell at my auction. It was not until later I discovered it would just fit in the storage building.

It's interesting how I had until June of 2004 to complete the dozer.

It's interesting how a self-made single man who died at age 52 was sent to buy the property in '92.

It's interesting to know that I did not buy the property for my self, but for John Kliener Bill's brother.

It's interesting how he backed out of the deal.

It's interesting how I got stuck here, as I only wanted to take a six month vacation from 'Nov. '91 – May '92.

It's interesting how I got Boulder muffler back in 1996, and leased it out again only after someone came to me voluntarily.

It's interesting how sales tax have not jumped significantly since the start of the plan.

It's interesting how Bab, Travis, and the ins. guy did not suspect anything when they inspected the storage building in the fall of 2003. Especially with the 2,000 lb lift fully exposed. Somehow their vision was clouded.

It's interesting how I never got caught. This was a part-time project over a one and one-half year time period.

It's interesting how a town atty. (Krob), Doucheff's atty. (Daily), the planning commission, the town board, Doucheff with all of his years of planning, and all his friends, "accidentally" screwed up the PDO process (see judge's ruling, spring of '02) and another (objective?) atty found out after just one of my visits to his office.

It's interesting how he milked me for over $51,000.

It's interesting how Ben McCleand has never charged me for representing me on the septic tank issue.

It's interesting how everyone lost.

One thing the community should also learn: don't let inbred, window peeking perverts and bankrupt suicidals run everything.

Now do you have the courage to stand up.

It's interesting how Dick Thompson died shortly after PDO approval.

It's interesting how Ron Thompson died prematurely shortly after PDO approval.

It's interesting how the Doucheff girl died prematurely shortly after PDO approval.

It's interesting how Marv Heemeyer died prematurely shortly after PDO approval.

Is he the last to die prematurely?

You Granby have got to learn to listen.

Can you hear me now?"
</pre>
|0}}

==An Hero is Born==
[[File:Heemeyer's body.png|thumb|left|[[AN HERO]]]]
[[File:Killdozer.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[Image:Killdozer.gif|right|thumb|A true Americ[[an hero]].]]
[[File:Killdozer 2.jpg|thumb|right]]

After Killdozer experienced some engine trouble, its operator realized he could no longer cut a swath of chaos though Colorado, and took his own life. It took [[police]] two days to gain entrance to the steel/concrete-armored bulldozer. In the spring of 2005 Granby officials dismantled Killdozer and sold the parts to several different scrapyards, afraid fans would reassemble the pieces and go nuts on their own. Which is a shame cuz that would have looked totally kick ass on my lawn.

{{quote|There were crazies on the Internet that thought this was something to celebrate. I think there are still people out there that would seek to exploit this.| Ted [[Cock|Wang]], Mayor of Granby, Colorado}}

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|{{frame|{{videoframe|KILLDOZER|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>PZbG9i1oGPA</youtube> '''Top down gameplay'''
|<youtube>rzvjh1xw4PM</youtube>
|<archiveorg>youtube-R35l8Ukmpm0</archiveorg>
|[[File:Kenyan Killdozer!!!.mp4|700px]] '''Kenyan Special forces created their own killdozer'''
|[[File:Killdozer II.mp4|700px]] '''A follower of the Heeymeyer way'''
}}|border=gold|background=white|color=black}}
|}
{{clear}}

==Gallery==
===The Killdozer===
{{ib|[[File:Kill dozer.png|250px]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Killdozer'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|Type|Improvised tank}}
{{ibrow|Chassis|Komatsu D355A}}
{{ibrow|Armor|Shitload of concrete, .5 in steel plates, 3 inch bullet-proof glass around cameras}}
{{ibrow|Armament|Barrett .50 cal.<br/>FN FNC<br/>Mini-14}}
{{ibrow|Equipment|CCTV system, dust cleaning system for the cameras}}
{{ibend}}

{{frame|<gallery perrow='4'>
File:Barrett-M82-1.jpg|Barrett .50 cal.
File:Barrett-M82-2.jpg
File:Barrett-M82-3.jpg|From the outside
File:FileBarrett-M82-4.jpg
File:Killdozer-FN-FNC.jpg|FN FNC
File:Cockpit.png
File:Killdozer-Ruger-Mini-14-1.jpg|Mini-14
File:Killdozer-Ruger-Mini-14-2.png
File:Weapons GCSO.jpg|Recovered weapons
File:Security camera.png|Mounted camera
File:Cameras and Monitors within Killdozer 1.png|Camera Monitors
File:Cameras and Monitors within Killdozer 2.png
</gallery>|border=gold|background=white}}

===The Main Event===
{{Collapsegallery|Sometimes reasonable men...|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:Heeymeyers hitlist.png|The hit list
File:Bumper cars.png
File:Killdozer dozin'.png
File:Breaking in Killdozer.png
File:Police confront the Killdozer.png
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Crushed cop car.png
</gallery>|border=gold|color=white}}

===Memes===
{{Collapsegallery|... must do unreasonable things|cg2|center|<gallery>
File:Killdozer AR Build.jpg
File:Killdozer - Unreasonable.png
File:Killdozer - Reasonable man.png
File:Killdozer - Chad.png
File:Killdozer - Minifigure.png
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Killdozer - Gadsen flag.png
File:Killdozer - breakdown.png
File:Killdozer - normal dude.png
File:Killdozer - Tony Stark.png
File:Killdozer - drinking problems.png
File:Killdozer - boomers be like.png
File:Killdozer - folk hero.png
File:Heeymeyer trade offer.jpg
File:Heeymeyer and Russell.jpg|Joining forces with [[Richard Russell]]
File:Heeymeyer muffler repair.jpg
File:Killdozer elmo.gif
</gallery>|border=gold|color=white}}

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|[[Fail|0]]|Terminator 2: Government Revenge|4|Barely destroyed half of the buildings, plus managed to get stuck in a basement|20|Decided to get revenge WITHOUT guns and used a more creative way|20| |20|Bonus for [[An Hero|An Hero]]|64|D|Real American hero}}

{{Wanted|3}}

==See Also==
[[File:Killdozer Gadsden Flag FcAKQdnWAAArPkq.jpg|thumb|Do it fgt]]
* [[EPIC LULZ]]
* [[Steamloller]]
* [[Rachel Corrie]]
* [[Tony Stark]]
* [[Trolling IRL]]

==External Links==
* {{Wikilink|Marvin_Heemeyer|TOW coverage}}
* {{WPD|h/aftermath/post/272541/marvin-heemeyer-and-the-killdozer-a|Moar info and pics on}} [[WPD]]
* [https://suzukisthoughts.blogspot.com/2021/06/unreasonable-things-story-of-marvin.html Whole story from a blog]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20070302102239/https://marvinheemeyer.narod.ru/photos.htm Even MOAR pics]
* [https://tanks-encyclopedia.com/marvin-heemeyers-armored-bulldozer/ Killdozer on Tanks Encyclopedia]
* {{archiveorg|yt-5s.com-the-killdozer-tapes-128-kbps|Heeymeyer's audio tapes}}
** {{archiveorg|heemeyer|(Mirror)}}
* {{Wikilink|Killdozer_(band)|Killdozer (band)}} - Obviously influenced by the Killdozer itself, listening to Killdozer completely demolish such shitty music as {{ytlink|XmKIVQsv_9I|American Pie}} on their ''For Ladies Only'' album can result in irreparable [[earrape|brain ruin]]. {{ytlink|VNP9Rll2BUA|Here is one example of Killdozer's music.}}
* [http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Baneblade Baneblade]
* [http://www.filecabi.net/video/bullydozer6.html News footage of Heemeyer trolling Granby with the Killdozer.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20070429105013/http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1075649 Something Awful's Killdozer thread]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20070429104902/http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1084038 Thread after Heemeyer's death.]
* {{Reddit|lastimages/comments/z6l1bg/comment/iy24q2l/|Reddit pulls apart the Heeymeyer folklore}}
* [https://store.steampowered.com/app/3417500/KILLDOZER/ Play as Heeymeyer now!] - {{archive|Z1Bnj}}

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this is my favorite page ----> [[User:HyperJive|page]]

i talked to meepsheep 10 years ago, he told me everything will be alright

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I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it.

==Wiki-related==

{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|'''Couscoused''' - U Read One Of My Works|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}<br />

===Articles by me===
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[[File:princepurplerain:).png|thumb|right|fucked up filename is fucked up]]

'''Cous chan'''
*[[Sminem]]
*[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] - I avenged u Russell
*[[Toby Reynolds]]
*[[Dr. Gloves]]
*[[D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L]]
*[[Ken Ashcorp]]
*[[Green Text Stories]]

'''Cous Farms'''
*[[StamperTV]]
*[[FlamencoTV]]
*[[Patryk Kornatowski]]
*[[Aaron Fechter]]
*[[Thomas Kinkade]]
*[[SomeOrdinaryGamers]]
*[[Anisa Jomha]]
*[[Breadtube]]

'''Cous Media'''
*[[PTKFGS]]
*[[Sematary]]
*[[Arthur (PBS Kids)]] - less goooooo
*[[Technoblade]] - Made for [[User:YaroslavTV|yaro]]
*[[D4vd]] - Made for [[User:LuckyNumber|LN]]

'''idk what to categorize this as but i made it'''
*[[Tommy]] - i guess bro
*[[TCC Shitting Up ED]] - Featured article yahoo

===Articles I fixed===
'''These articles are mine now'''
*[[Death Grips]]
*[[Beastie Boys]]
*[[iDubbbzTV]]
*[[King Von]]
*[[Drake]]
*[[Zazef]]
*[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]]
*[[Reviewbrah]]
*[[Ethan Klein]]
*[[Daniel Larson]] - loved the part when grim used the term "dragon mommy" like anybody would know what hes talking about
*[[Nick Bate]] - Remember kids, Archive fucking everything
*[[Hispachan]]
*[[Nathaniel]]

=== Articles I wanna make ===
'''I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here'''
*[[Mia Khalifa]]
*[[Brainrot]]
*[[The Bogdanoff Twins]]
*[[Bumfights]]
*[[Threemilk]]
*[[Duckman]]
*[[OneyNG]]
*[[Supa Hot Fire]]
*[[Jiggaboo Jones]]
*[[R. Crumb]] - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann
*[[Looney Tunes]]
*[[Lost Media]]
*[[Amos Yee]]
*[[Bossmanjack]]
*[[Kilroy Was Here]]
*[[The Penny]]
*[[Darius]]
*[[Outsider Music]]
*[[Whang]]
*[[Template:2010s Internet]]
*[[Mafalda]]
*[[Sonnenrad]]
*[[Evan Loves Worf]]
*[[Dr. Fauci]] - non redirect
*[[Brad Taste in Music]]
*[[Flex Seal]]
*[[DoodMan2]]
*[[Christian Montenegro]]
*[[Veggietales]]
*[[David Dees]]
*[[Burnt Peanut]]
*[[Stembley The Raccoon]]

=== Templates I made ===
*Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall]] made this but wtv)
*Sektur/Sekturtard
*{{Itchiogame|nigga|fucku|Itch.io game template}} - Made for [[User:Mercifulfag|merciful]]
*{{Itchiouser|2.|Itch.io user template}} - same thing just for users

===Templates I fixed===
*Rap template

== <font color="#fea2ff">For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~</font> ==
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[[File:ZoeQuinnWhoers.jpg|thumb|center|Mommy Zoe Quinn]]
[[File:Imagine looking like age 45 at age 27 - Zoe Quinn.jpg|thumb|right|I CANT BELIEVEEEEEE UR NOT MINEEEEEEEEEEEE]]

<center>'''(Her full name will now be Zoe Cous after our marriage tmrw)'''</center>

<font color="#AA336A">i can't keep pushing this down any deeper

why do I keep trying if i cant keep her

every move i make

Is just another mistake

I wonder what it would take

bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body

like theres a hole inside my heart

its like this feelings gonna consume me

if i keep waiting for this thing to start

Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside

its like im all cummed up inside

its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee</font>
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== More info about Cous ==

{{Underage}}

[[File:9000 by Daedalus87m.gif|200px|thumb|COUS'S POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!]]
===Misc Cous facts===
*I am now a janny on EDD ayyy lmao
*I have a bbc
*I racemix
*I mog [[you]]
*I have a high power level
*Im a nazi
*I go to school, neet, sleep, repeat : (

=== Things I like ===
*[[Guitar|Playing guitar]]
*[[Music]] - I am a trve music warrior
*[[Zoe Quinn]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Dragon Ball Z]]
*[[Lean|Wocky Slush]]

=== Things I hate ===
*[[TCC]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Mexicans]]
*[[Asians]]
*[[Indians]]

=== Idols ===
*[[Weev]]
*[[Peter Scully]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left.
*[[Lowtax]] - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that.
*[[Ethan Ralph]]
*[[Neutral Milk Hotel|Jeff Mangum]] - Unironically the greatest musician of all time.
*[[BG Kumbi]]
*[[Adolf Hitler]]
*[[Null]]
*[[User:Tabs|TabbyGarf]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Mumkey Jones]]
*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Terry Davis]]
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Count Dankula]]
*[[Andrew Anglin]]
*[[Martin Shkreli]]

===EDiots I've successfully trolled===
*[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_Fag]] - I miss bro
*[[User:LolzieCow69|LolzieCow69]] - he even added me to his article awww
*[[User:Gdnigger2012|Gdnigger2012]]
*[[User:saltnigga|Mudfucker]]
*[[Patryk Kornatowski]]
*Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool
*[[BURK]] - I made him think he used to know me lol
*[[Pedro J. Garcia]]
*[[Donald Buffkin]]
*[[User:DinkDummy|DinkDummy]]
*[[User:Dwyfor|Nardwuar]]

When will you defeat me...in your dreams...
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== See Also ==
* [[Honorary Aryan]]

== External Links ==
*{{EDFmember|couscous.1261|Couscous}}
*{{discord|u|urstepbro.9}} - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something.
*[https://irony.wiki/wiki/Evil_Incorporated_(_Gondal_NEW_) This article mentions me]

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File:tomgween.png|[[Tom Green]] answering my call
File:With_artisanal-style_sourdough_crust_and_sun-ripened_tomatoes_from_Northern_Italy,_Suprema_is_fr.mp4|thumb|Squidgewell sent me this at 2 AM #Never4get
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File:stoicsdrawing.jpg|thumb|right|Go visit [[user:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]]'s page right now you gay nigger.
File:hoponpop.png|[[Dr. Seuss|Hop on Pop]]
File:Mabelhuggingpig.gif
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File:Doug raped Patti.jpg|this picture is a poster in my room
File:Blackberry.png|[[Lil B]], [[Neutral Milk Hotel]], [[Kanye West]], and [[Anal Cunt]]. All I need in life.
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Niggaz Wit Attitude

2026-06-12T15:05:51Z

Couscous:

[[File:NWA Members.jpg|1000px|center]]

{{Facts}}

'''Niggaz Wit Attitude''' (commonly shortened as '''N.W.A.'''; active: 1986-1991) was a west coast [[hip-hop]] group from the [[ghetto]] town of [[shithole|Compton]], California. They are most commonly known for their song, "Fuck tha [[Police]]" which was written about the corrupt LAPD. In response to the song, the [[FBI]] wrote a butthurt hate-mail letter to the record company who produced the song, stating that they "disapproved" of the song's lyrics and arguing that [[lie|the song misrepresented the police]]. Due to the controversy of many of their songs' [[swearing|"explicit" lyrics]], their songs have been [[b&]] from several [[mainstream]] radio stations. Despite this, they somehow managed to sell [[over 9000|over 10 million]] records. Apparently, their songs are [[feminism|disrespectful towards women]] and are [[niggers|intended to glorify drugs and crime]].

==Eazy-E's beginnings and N.W.A lineup==
[[File:drdreisgay.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Dre in drag.]]
From the very start, Eazy-E was a jew-nosed founder that dropped out of high school in 9th grade. Growing up in the most dangerous city he ever lived in, as [[niggers]] were [[truth|responsible]] for the highest crime rate possible, he would sell [[drugs|marijuana]] in the middle of the streets, which eventually earned him $250,000. Eazy-E continued until he thought that making shitty rap music (without having actual talent) could make more money than selling marijuana for years, so he would stick with it as well. His career, at the very beginning, was shit like any rapper's and it started in his parents' garage in the 1980s. From that moment, Eazy-E met [[wigger|Jerry Heller]]. The two then co-founded their record label, Ruthless Records. After founding their record label, Eazy-E then founded N.W.A, consisting only of himself and his best friend, Dr. Dre. Fellow rappers, Ice Cube, Arabian Prince, MC Ren, and others, joined the group, thus N.W.A's lineup is completed.
==Making musics with N.W.A==
{{Niggersjews}}

As we all know from the start, Eazy-E had dreamt himself of becoming a rapper, but his N.W.A members found him a nasally-voiced rapper during the recording of his first song (which turned out to be his first single) in March 1987. However, his single "Boyz-n-the-Hood" became regarded as one of the most nigtastic by the hip-hop community, and the N.W.A was popularized as Eazy-E was in the group. Despite N.W.A making a shit ton of their typical rap songs involving [[Feminine|disrespectful acts towards women]], or intended to glorify [[crimes]] and whatever else, N.W.A released a song, titled "Straight Outta Compton", which protested police brutality. He should've known that police can be too much of a butthurt to listen to the truth, and that the FBI would brought a hate-mail letter to the Ruthless Records. The note itself is regarded to the lyrics that were deemed "false" from the song. However, the group [[dumbass|was not aware]] of this and [[jail|continued doing so]]. From his first rap single and debut album, Eazy-E has eventually earned his title of "Godfather of Gangsta Rap." N.W.A can fuck any bitches at this point.
<center>
<div style="border:1px solid #000000; padding:6px 10px; background:#f8f8f8; width:50%; font-family:consolas; text-align:left">
<b>
U.S. Department of Justice<br>
Federal Bureau of Investgation<br>
Washington D.C.<br>
August 1, 1989
</b>
----
Mr. Gui Manganiello<br>
National Promotions Director<br>
Priority Records<br>
Suite 800<br>
6430 Sunset Boulevard<br>
Hollywood, California    90028
<br>
<br>

Dear Mr. Manganiello,

       A song recorded by the rap group N.W.A. on their album entitled "Straight Outta Compton" encourages violence against and disrespect for the law enforcement officer and has been brought to my attention.  I understand that your company recorded and distributed this album, and I am writing to share my thoughts and concerns with you.
<br>
<br>

       Advocating assault and violence is wrong, and we in the law enforcement community take exception to such action. Violent crime, a major problem in our country, reached an unprecedented high in 1988.  Seventy-eight law enforcement officers were feloniously slain in the line of duty during 1988, four more than in 1987.  Law enforcement officers dedicate their lives to the protection of our citizens, and recordings, such as the one from N.W.A. are both discouraging and degrading to these brave, dedicated officers.
<br>
<br>

Music plays a significant role in society, and I wanted you to be aware of the FBI's position relative to this song and its message.  I believe my views reflect the opinion of the entire law enforcement community.
<br>
<br>
<br>

<div style="text-align:right; padding-right:100px">
<b>
Sincerely yours,<br>
Milt Ahlerich<br>
Assistant Director<br>
Office of Public Affairs<br>
</b>
</div>
</div>
</center>
<br>

<center><youtube>51t1OsPSdBc</youtube></center>
<center>'''Straight Outta Compton - Fuck Tha Police'''</center>

==Breakup and Beefs==

Like any good boyband, the group eventually got tired of each other's shit and completely disbanded. The first to leave was Ice Cube, due to him not being a fan of their Jewish manager, and the other members supposed dick-riding of him. This would leave Yella, Dre, Ren, and Eazy to be still be in the group, leading to them dissing Ice on their EP 100 Miles and Runnin', and it's subsequent album Niggaz4Life. Ice Cube then released a solo diss aimed at all members called No Vaseline, which is entirely about the remaining members being gay. Not too long after, the entire group decided to fuck off, but not before more fighting!

Yella and Ren mostly stayed gone after the breakup, with Eazy and Dre still sticking around in rap due to still having play with hood negroes. With their newest breakup once again ending in bad blood, Dre made a diss song with [[Snoop Dogg]] towards Eazy. And again, it's an entire song filled with gay fantasies.

Eazy then released a full fucking album dedicated to dissing Dre and Snoop. The other songs being about smoking and busting a nut. Dre never responded.

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==Died of AIDS==
{{Quote|Now, I'm in the [[srsly|biggest fight of my life]] and it ain't easy. But I want to say much love to those who have been down with me and thanks for all your support. Just remember: It's your real time and your real life.|Eazy-E's letter nearly before his death.}}
Faggots died of [[AIDS]], and so did Eazy-E. How did that happen? Some may be aware that Eazy-E was observed not wearing a condom when he fucked whores, and that he had a violent cough without knowing he had AIDS. After his death, over 3,000 people attended to his funeral, including rapper DJ Yella. The group started to [[fail|fall apart]] but continued then [[epic fail|died again]]. Despite the reason why he got AIDS, an untalented rapper who consumed a gigantic amount of pseudo-fame named Suge Knight admitted that he killed Eazy-E by infecting him with HIV. Eazy-E's son [[Gullible|believed]] that it was him, though really, it wasn't.
==See Also==
*[[Kanye West]]
*[[Rap]]
*[[Music]]
*[[FBI]]
*[[Fuck Tha Police]]
*[[Epic]]
==External Links==
*[http://www.nwaworld.com/ Official website]
*'''[http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/14/the-fbi-agent-who-hunted-n-w-a.html The FBI Agent Who Hunted N.W.A.]'''

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User talk:Murderbot2018

2026-06-12T14:52:46Z

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{{welcome}} --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 14:32, 12 June 2026 (UTC)

== geg, laugh at this retard for not knowing how to use a talk page ==

[https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Category:She_is_le_fucked_up_one._makes_me_wonder_why_shes_a_transman_now&action=edit&redlink=1 i dont even know what to say to u]

[[File:caged.gif|400px]] --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 14:52, 12 June 2026 (UTC)

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Niggaz Wit Attitude

2026-06-12T14:35:21Z

Couscous:

[[File:NWA Members.jpg|1000px|center]]

'''Niggaz Wit Attitude''' (commonly shortened as '''N.W.A.'''; active: 1986-1991) was a west coast [[hip-hop]] group from the [[ghetto]] town of [[shithole|Compton]], California. They are most commonly known for their song, "Fuck tha [[Police]]" which was written about the corrupt LAPD. In response to the song, the [[FBI]] wrote a butthurt hate-mail letter to the record company who produced the song, stating that they "disapproved" of the song's lyrics and arguing that [[lie|the song misrepresented the police]]. Due to the controversy of many of their songs' [[swearing|"explicit" lyrics]], their songs have been [[b&]] from several [[mainstream]] radio stations. Despite this, they somehow managed to sell [[over 9000|over 10 million]] records. Apparently, their songs are [[feminism|disrespectful towards women]] and are [[niggers|intended to glorify drugs and crime]].

==Eazy-E's beginnings and N.W.A lineup==
[[File:drdreisgay.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Dre in drag.]]
From the very start, Eazy-E was a jew-nosed founder that dropped out of high school in 9th grade. Growing up in the most dangerous city he ever lived in, as [[niggers]] were [[truth|responsible]] for the highest crime rate possible, he would sell [[drugs|marijuana]] in the middle of the streets, which eventually earned him $250,000. Eazy-E continued until he thought that making shitty rap music (without having actual talent) could make more money than selling marijuana for years, so he would stick with it as well. His career, at the very beginning, was shit like any rapper's and it started in his parents' garage in the 1980s. From that moment, Eazy-E met [[wigger|Jerry Heller]]. The two then co-founded their record label, Ruthless Records. After founding their record label, Eazy-E then founded N.W.A, consisting only of himself and his best friend, Dr. Dre. Fellow rappers, Ice Cube, Arabian Prince, MC Ren, and others, joined the group, thus N.W.A's lineup is completed.
==Making musics with N.W.A==
{{Niggersjews}}

As we all know from the start, Eazy-E had dreamt himself of becoming a rapper, but his N.W.A members found him a nasally-voiced rapper during the recording of his first song (which turned out to be his first single) in March 1987. However, his single "Boyz-n-the-Hood" became regarded as one of the most nigtastic by the hip-hop community, and the N.W.A was popularized as Eazy-E was in the group. Despite N.W.A making a shit ton of their typical rap songs involving [[Feminine|disrespectful acts towards women]], or intended to glorify [[crimes]] and whatever else, N.W.A released a song, titled "Straight Outta Compton", which protested police brutality. He should've known that police can be too much of a butthurt to listen to the truth, and that the FBI would brought a hate-mail letter to the Ruthless Records. The note itself is regarded to the lyrics that were deemed "false" from the song. However, the group [[dumbass|was not aware]] of this and [[jail|continued doing so]]. From his first rap single and debut album, Eazy-E has eventually earned his title of "Godfather of Gangsta Rap." N.W.A can fuck any bitches at this point.
<center>
<div style="border:1px solid #000000; padding:6px 10px; background:#f8f8f8; width:50%; font-family:consolas; text-align:left">
<b>
U.S. Department of Justice<br>
Federal Bureau of Investgation<br>
Washington D.C.<br>
August 1, 1989
</b>
----
Mr. Gui Manganiello<br>
National Promotions Director<br>
Priority Records<br>
Suite 800<br>
6430 Sunset Boulevard<br>
Hollywood, California    90028
<br>
<br>

Dear Mr. Manganiello,

       A song recorded by the rap group N.W.A. on their album entitled "Straight Outta Compton" encourages violence against and disrespect for the law enforcement officer and has been brought to my attention.  I understand that your company recorded and distributed this album, and I am writing to share my thoughts and concerns with you.
<br>
<br>

       Advocating assault and violence is wrong, and we in the law enforcement community take exception to such action. Violent crime, a major problem in our country, reached an unprecedented high in 1988.  Seventy-eight law enforcement officers were feloniously slain in the line of duty during 1988, four more than in 1987.  Law enforcement officers dedicate their lives to the protection of our citizens, and recordings, such as the one from N.W.A. are both discouraging and degrading to these brave, dedicated officers.
<br>
<br>

Music plays a significant role in society, and I wanted you to be aware of the FBI's position relative to this song and its message.  I believe my views reflect the opinion of the entire law enforcement community.
<br>
<br>
<br>

<div style="text-align:right; padding-right:100px">
<b>
Sincerely yours,<br>
Milt Ahlerich<br>
Assistant Director<br>
Office of Public Affairs<br>
</b>
</div>
</div>
</center>
<br>

<center><youtube>51t1OsPSdBc</youtube></center>
<center>'''Straight Outta Compton - Fuck Tha Police'''</center>
==Died of AIDS==
{{Quote|Now, I'm in the [[srsly|biggest fight of my life]] and it ain't easy. But I want to say much love to those who have been down with me and thanks for all your support. Just remember: It's your real time and your real life.|Eazy-E's letter nearly before his death.}}
Faggots died of [[AIDS]], and so did Eazy-E. How did that happen? Some may be aware that Eazy-E was observed not wearing a condom when he fucked whores, and that he had a violent cough without knowing he had AIDS. After his death, over 3,000 people attended to his funeral, including rapper DJ Yella. The group started to [[fail|fall apart]] but continued then [[epic fail|died again]]. Despite the reason why he got AIDS, an untalented rapper who consumed a gigantic amount of pseudo-fame named Suge Knight admitted that he killed Eazy-E by infecting him with HIV. Eazy-E's son [[Gullible|believed]] that it was him, though really, it wasn't.
==See Also==
*[[Kanye West]]
*[[Rap]]
*[[Music]]
*[[FBI]]
*[[Fuck Tha Police]]
*[[Epic]]
==External Links==
*[http://www.nwaworld.com/ Official website]
*'''[http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/14/the-fbi-agent-who-hunted-n-w-a.html The FBI Agent Who Hunted N.W.A.]'''

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Breadtube

2026-06-11T13:42:36Z

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{{Lolcowherd}}

'''Breadtube''', is a category of [[JewTube]]rs, who all are either very liberal, or literal tankie [[communists]]. The name doesn't come from a shared love of the food, but instead a book called, The Conquest of Bread, which is a [[Marxist]] collection of ideas, that these YouTubers are founded on.

The retards who fall under this umbrella all have shared characteristics. Like unrelated [[SNCA]] from 1000 years ago shoved in at the start to show parallels to whatever modern media they're talking about. The videos for some reason being hours long. And most importantly the scenery of them holding their microphones, this is a very good practice to engage in when becoming a Breadtuber.

==The Faces of Breadtube==

===Hbomberguy===
{{Main|Hbomberguy}}

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'''Hbomberguy''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Harry Brewis''') is a former [[Something Awful]] [[goon]], and [[METOKUR]] forums troll. Before his soy intake, Harry actually used to be based, and reportedly even watched [[Naruto]] porn with [[Mister Metokur]] and [[Habermann|John Habermann]]. Modern day Harry would disagree, and is actually quite embarrassed about his past. Recently he's went through severe twink death, and is now fat and balding, making 3 hour long videos about [[Roblox]].

{{Clear}}
===Dan Olson===

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'''Dan Olson'''{{Girllover}} better known as '''Folding Ideas''' on the 'Tube. Is a retarded soyboy and TGWTG splinter, who downloaded several gigabytes of [[child porn]] to call [[8chan]] pedophiles. He then used this child porn by publishing it on his website. When one of his friends was called out for being a pedophile, he defended it! Despite all of this he is still around and somehow respected by his fellow [[Redditors]].

{{Clear}}

===Lindsay Ellis===
{{Main|Nostalgia Chick|Lindsay Ellis}}

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'''Lindsay Ellis''' also known as '''The Nostalgia Chick''' is a [[TGWTG]] movie reviewer and hot dog enthusiast, turned abortion activist. Despite being one of the figure-heads of the community, she is pretty fucking boring, and most of her drama is her being a mentally ill retard who can't stay off [[Twitter]].

{{Clear}}

===Vaush===
{{Main|Vaush}}

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'''Vaush'''{{Zoophile}} ([[Powerword]]: ''' Ian Anthony Kochinski''') is another communist, who believes [[Loli]] porn is okay, and fantasizes about being a horse fucking said little anime girls. This was all admitted after accidentally exposing his porn folder on stream. Some people still tune into this guy's streams to hear his ideas. He originally got popular by being an orbiter of [[Steven Bonnell II|Destiny]].

{{Clear}}

===F.D Signifier===

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'''F.D Signifier''' is the more sane version of [[Tariq Nasheed]], but still believes that they used to be kangs and sheeeit. He's fat, and dodged a debate with [[Steven Bonnell II|Destiny]] because every debate he has done has ended with him losing. His entire personality and content is based on him being black. Him being one of the only few niggers in the sphere has lead to the others within it to come to him when speaking about monkey related issues. He also loves to bring up the history of certain words when criticizing other people to catch them in gotchas. Negating the fact he uses the term [[lolcow]], which originates from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Which he probably wouldn't like to know.

{{Clear}}

===Hasan Piker===

{{Main|HasanAbi}}

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'''Hasan Piker'''{{Communist}} is a zoosadist who tortures and fucks dogs, while virtue-signaling on [[Twitch]] and doing the opposite of what he says off stream. Sometimes on stream too he can give less of a shit if he's consistent. He's recently been investigated by the [[Glownigger|feds]], due to him having connections with legitimate commies, and not the larpers on teh Internetz.

{{Clear}}

===ContraPoints===
{{Main|ContraPoints}}

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'''ContraPoints'''{{Transgender}} ([[Powerword]]: '''William Nicholas Parrot''') is an unremarkable confirmed [[tranny]], who wants everyone to think they're a biological woman. His current name is '''Natalie Wynn Parrott''', and he looks like a more healthy version of [[Narcissa Wright]].

{{Clear}}

===Quinton Reviews===

{{Main|Quinton Reviews}}

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'''Quinton Reviews'''{{Jew}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Quinton Kyle Hoover''') is a fat chaser, heavily [[autistic]] [[Jew]] who snaked his way into Breadtube by sucking ContraPoints' toes. This was in vain, as he never even acknowledged Quinton's pathetic existence. Lindsey Ellis gave him attention, only for Quinton to spam DM her trying to desperately fuck her. Quinton is the meme version you hear about when people talk about Breadtubers. Like the time he brought up Reaganomics while talking about [[The Fairly OddParents]]. He is now daily coping on [[Discord]] by smoking weed and jacking off to [[Garfield]].

{{Clear}}

===Innuendo Studios===

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'''Innuendo Studios''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Ian Danskin''') is a literal [[cuckold]], who initially gained popularity from his video series, "The Alt-Right Playbook". He would coast off the ad revenue from these videos for a while, until he had to file for bankruptcy, and began begging on [[Patreon]]. The money he would then earn on Patreon, would be spent on toys and video games.

{{Clear}}

===iDubbbzTV===

{{Main|iDubbbzTV}}{{Main|Anisa Jomha}}

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'''iDubbbzTV''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Ian Jomha''' (he took his wife's last name loooool)) is a edgy [[2017]] era YouTuber, turned another Hasan lapdog. He took his old actual good video series, Content Cop, and turned it into another "Muh [[Palestine]]" video to attack Ethan Klein. His wife, [[Anisa Jomha]] is one of the main reasons of this change in content and views. As she's literally turned him into her, and the entire Internet's cymbal-clanging monkey.

{{Clear}}

===Mr Girl===

{{Main|Mrgirl}}

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'''MrGirl'''{{Jew}}{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Max Karson''') is a pseudo-intellectual pedophile who defended the [[Netflix]] cp film [[Cuties]]. Nothing else is of note about him, other than him sympathizing with [[Seung Hui Cho]], so much so he got suspended from his college for it, abusing his wife, and advocating for pedophilia in general.

{{Clear}}

===Ryan Beard===

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'''Ryan Beard''' is a fat retarded grifter who lost at America's Got Talent, and genuinely thinks [[Trisha Paytas]] is a Nazi. He is currently in a slap fight with [[Ethan Klein]], because he thinks Ethan is neglecting his dog for feeding him cheese once.

{{Clear}}

===Ethan Klein===

{{Main|Ethan Klein}}

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'''Ethan Klein'''{{Jew}} is one half of the YouTube channel '''H3H3 Productions''', which he runs with his wife. Originally he made Anti-SJW type content, but after leaning into his podcast in an attempt to be more like his hero [[Howard Stern]], his shitty political takes would take up more air-time, eventually leading to him quitting his main channel to focus on being a political podcaster/streamer. Recently because of the [[Israel]] [[Palestine]] conflict, Ethan has been deemed Hitler2.0 by the Breadtube community, due to Ethan's support of Israel.

{{Clear}}

===Anthony Fantano===

{{Main|Theneedledrop}}

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'''TheNeedleDrop''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Anthony Fantano''') is once again, another based faggot that came out to be a grifter. Fantano hosts a fairly popular music review channel, where he had people like [[Sam Hyde]] feature in. But after an article was made calling him a [[Nazi]], he flipped on [[mu/|/mu/]] and any other edgy person or Internet space that accepted him, to become a slave to [[white Guilt]].

{{Clear}}

===Ethan Is Online===

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'''Ethan Is Online'''{{Transgender}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Ethan Case''') is an obese current troon who fabricated a sexual assault cover-up with his [[OnlyFans]] girlfriend. He has said predator catchers are the real pedos, and the men in the videos can't be held accountable if they talked to a decoy child. Other than Quinton, he is one of the few true lolcows in the community, with most people in it attempting to distance themselves from him and his batshit insane whore.

{{Clear}}

===Xanderhal===

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'''Xanderhal''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Alexander Haley''') is a weed addicted anarchist commie who tried to infiltrate the commentary community, to try to make it more lefty and boring. TLDR: it didn't work. He has a meth addicted girlfriend who was making meth in his living room and stealing money from him, and was also a victim to [[Ethan Ralph]]'s pet, [[FlamencoTV]]'s autism.

{{Clear}}

==See Also==
*[[Che Guevara]]
*[[Marxism]]
*[[Zoe Quinn]]

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I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it.

==Wiki-related==

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===Articles by me===
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'''Cous chan'''
*[[Sminem]]
*[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] - I avenged u Russell
*[[Toby Reynolds]]
*[[Dr. Gloves]]
*[[D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L]]
*[[Ken Ashcorp]]
*[[Green Text Stories]]

'''Cous Farms'''
*[[StamperTV]]
*[[FlamencoTV]]
*[[Patryk Kornatowski]]
*[[Aaron Fechter]]
*[[Thomas Kinkade]]
*[[SomeOrdinaryGamers]]
*[[Anisa Jomha]]
*[[Breadtube]]

'''Cous Media'''
*[[PTKFGS]]
*[[Sematary]]
*[[Arthur (PBS Kids)]] - less goooooo
*[[Technoblade]] - Made for [[User:YaroslavTV|yaro]]
*[[D4vd]] - Made for [[User:LuckyNumber|LN]]

'''idk what to categorize this as but i made it'''
*[[Tommy]] - i guess bro
*[[TCC Shitting Up ED]] - Featured article yahoo

===Articles I fixed===
'''These articles are mine now'''
*[[Death Grips]]
*[[Beastie Boys]]
*[[iDubbbzTV]]
*[[King Von]]
*[[Drake]]
*[[Zazef]]
*[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]]
*[[Reviewbrah]]
*[[Ethan Klein]]
*[[Daniel Larson]] - loved the part when grim used the term "dragon mommy" like anybody would know what hes talking about
*[[Nick Bate]] - Remember kids, Archive fucking everything
*[[Hispachan]]
*[[Nathaniel]]

=== Articles I wanna make ===
'''I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here'''
*[[Mia Khalifa]]
*[[Brainrot]]
*[[The Bogdanoff Twins]]
*[[Bumfights]]
*[[Threemilk]]
*[[Duckman]]
*[[OneyNG]]
*[[Supa Hot Fire]]
*[[Jiggaboo Jones]]
*[[R. Crumb]] - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann
*[[Looney Tunes]]
*[[Lost Media]]
*[[Amos Yee]]
*[[Bossmanjack]]
*[[Kilroy Was Here]]
*[[The Penny]]
*[[Darius]]
*[[Outsider Music]]
*[[Whang]]
*[[Template:2010s Internet]]
*[[Mafalda]]
*[[Sonnenrad]]
*[[Evan Loves Worf]]
*[[Dr. Fauci]] - non redirect
*[[Brad Taste in Music]]
*[[Flex Seal]]
*[[DoodMan2]]
*[[Christian Montenegro]]
*[[Veggietales]]
*[[David Dees]]
*[[Burnt Peanut]]
*[[Stembley The Raccoon]]

=== Templates I made ===
*Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall]] made this but wtv)
*Sektur/Sekturtard
*{{Itchiogame|nigga|fucku|Itch.io game template}} - Made for [[User:Mercifulfag|merciful]]
*{{Itchiouser|2.|Itch.io user template}} - same thing just for users

===Templates I fixed===
*Rap template

== <font color="#fea2ff">For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~</font> ==
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<font color="#AA336A">i can't keep pushing this down any deeper

why do I keep trying if i cant keep her

every move i make

Is just another mistake

I wonder what it would take

bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body

like theres a hole inside my heart

its like this feelings gonna consume me

if i keep waiting for this thing to start

Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside

its like im all cummed up inside

its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee</font>
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== More info about Cous ==

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[[File:9000 by Daedalus87m.gif|200px|thumb|COUS'S POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!]]
===Misc Cous facts===
*I am now a janny on EDD ayyy lmao
*I have a bbc
*I racemix
*I mog [[you]]
*I have a high power level
*Im a nazi
*I go to school, neet, sleep, repeat : (

=== Things I like ===
*[[Guitar|Playing guitar]]
*[[Music]] - I am a trve music warrior
*[[Zoe Quinn]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Dragon Ball Z]]
*[[Lean|Wocky Slush]]

=== Things I hate ===
*[[TCC]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Mexicans]]
*[[Asians]]
*[[Indians]]

=== Idols ===
*[[Weev]]
*[[Peter Scully]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left.
*[[Lowtax]] - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that.
*[[Ethan Ralph]]
*[[Neutral Milk Hotel|Jeff Mangum]] - Unironically the greatest musician of all time.
*[[BG Kumbi]]
*[[Adolf Hitler]]
*[[Null]]
*[[User:Tabs|TabbyGarf]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Mumkey Jones]]
*[[Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Terry Davis]]
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Count Dankula]]
*[[Andrew Anglin]]
*[[Martin Shkreli]]

===EDiots I've successfully trolled===
*[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_Fag]] - I miss bro
*[[User:LolzieCow69|LolzieCow69]] - he even added me to his article awww
*[[User:Gdnigger2012|Gdnigger2012]]
*[[User:saltnigga|Mudfucker]]
*[[Patryk Kornatowski]]
*Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool
*[[BURK]] - I made him think he used to know me lol
*[[Pedro J. Garcia]]
*[[Donald Buffkin]]
*[[User:DinkDummy|DinkDummy]]

When will you defeat me...in your dreams...
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== See Also ==
* [[Honorary Aryan]]

== External Links ==
*{{EDFmember|couscous.1261|Couscous}}
*{{discord|u|urstepbro.9}} - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something.
*[https://irony.wiki/wiki/Evil_Incorporated_(_Gondal_NEW_) This article mentions me]

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Breadtube

2026-06-11T13:35:25Z

Couscous: Created page with "{{Lolcowherd}} '''Breadtube''', is a category of JewTubers, who all are either very liberal, or literal tankie communists. The name doesn't come from a shared love of the food, but instead a book called, The Conquest of Bread, which is a Marxist collection of ideas, that these YouTubers are founded on. The retards who fall under this umbrella all have shared characteristics. Like unrelated SNCA from 1000 years ago shoved in at the start to show parallel..."

{{Lolcowherd}}

'''Breadtube''', is a category of [[JewTube]]rs, who all are either very liberal, or literal tankie [[communists]]. The name doesn't come from a shared love of the food, but instead a book called, The Conquest of Bread, which is a [[Marxist]] collection of ideas, that these YouTubers are founded on.

The retards who fall under this umbrella all have shared characteristics. Like unrelated [[SNCA]] from 1000 years ago shoved in at the start to show parallels to whatever modern media they're talking about. The videos for some reason being hours long. And most importantly the scenery of them holding their microphones, this is a very good practice to engage in when becoming a Breadtuber.

==The Faces of Breadtube==

===Hbomberguy===
{{Main|Hbomberguy}}

[[File:HBG Sonic.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

'''Hbomberguy''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Harry Brewis''') is a former [[Something Awful]] [[goon]], and [[METOKUR]] forums troll. Before his soy intake, Harry actually used to be based, and reportedly even watched [[Naruto]] porn with [[Mister Metokur]] and [[Habermann|John Habermann]]. Modern day Harry would disagree, and is actually quite embarrassed about his past. Recently he's went through severe twink death, and is now fat and balding, making 3 hour long videos about [[Roblox]].

{{Clear}}
===Dan Olson===

[[File:danolson.png|left|thumb|150px]]

'''Dan Olson'''{{Girllover}} better known as '''Folding Ideas''' on the 'Tube. Is a retarded soyboy and TGWTG splinter, who downloaded several gigabytes of [[child porn]] to call [[8chan]] pedophiles. He then used this child porn by publishing it on his website. When one of his friends was called out for being a pedophile, he defended it! Despite all of this he is still around and somehow respected by his fellow [[Redditors]].

{{Clear}}

===Lindsay Ellis===
{{Main|Nostalgia Chick|Lindsay Ellis}}

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'''Lindsay Ellis''' also known as '''The Nostalgia Chick''' is a [[TGWTG]] movie reviewer and hot dog enthusiast, turned abortion activist. Despite being one of the figure-heads of the community, she is pretty fucking boring, and most of her drama is her being a mentally ill retard who can't stay off [[Twitter]].

{{Clear}}

===Vaush===
{{Main|Vaush}}

[[File:vlacqvm231ef1.gif|thumb|left|200px]]

'''Vaush'''{{Zoophile}} ([[Powerword]]: ''' Ian Anthony Kochinski''') is another communist, who believes [[Loli]] porn is okay, and fantasizes about being a horse fucking said little anime girls. This was all admitted after accidentally exposing his porn folder on stream. Some people still tune into this guy's streams to hear his ideas. He originally got popular by being an orbiter of [[Steven Bonnell II|Destiny]].

{{Clear}}

===F.D Signifier===

[[File:fdsig.png|thumb|left|200px]]

'''F.D Signifier''' is the more sane version of [[Tariq Nasheed]], but still believes that they used to be kangs and sheeeit. He's fat, and dodged a debate with [[Steven Bonnell II|Destiny]] because every debate he has done has ended with him losing. His entire personality and content is based on him being black. Him being one of the only few niggers in the sphere has lead to the others within it to come to him when speaking about monkey related issues. He also loves to bring up the history of certain words when criticizing other people to catch them in gotchas. Negating the fact he uses the term [[lolcow]], which originates from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Which he probably wouldn't like to know.

{{Clear}}

===Hasan Piker===

{{Main|HasanAbi}}

[[File:Hasanshocker.gif|thumb|210px|left]]

'''Hasan Piker'''{{Communist}} is a zoosadist who tortures and fucks dogs, while virtue-signaling on [[Twitch]] and doing the opposite of what he says off stream. Sometimes on stream too he can give less of a shit if he's consistent. He's recently been investigated by the [[Glownigger|feds]], due to him having connections with legitimate commies, and not the larpers on teh Internetz.

{{Clear}}

===ContraPoints===
{{Main|ContraPoints}}

[[File:contrawikiphoto nghhhsohot.jpg|thumb|left|150px]]

'''ContraPoints'''{{Transgender}} ([[Powerword]]: '''William Nicholas Parrot''') is an unremarkable confirmed [[tranny]], who wants everyone to think they're a biological woman. His current name is '''Natalie Wynn Parrott''', and he looks like a more healthy version of [[Narcissa Wright]].

{{Clear}}

===Quinton Reviews===

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'''Quinton Reviews'''{{Jew}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Quinton Kyle Hoover''') is a fat chaser, heavily [[autistic]] [[Jew]] who snaked his way into Breadtube by sucking ContraPoints' toes. This was in vain, as he never even acknowledged Quinton's pathetic existence. Lindsey Ellis gave him attention, only for Quinton to spam DM her trying to desperately fuck her. Quinton is the meme version you hear about when people talk about Breadtubers. Like the time he brought up Reaganomics while talking about [[The Fairly OddParents]]. He is now daily coping on [[Discord]] by smoking weed and jacking off to [[Garfield]].

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===Innuendo Studios===

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'''Innuendo Studios''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Ian Danskin''') is a literal [[cuckold]], who initially gained popularity from his video series, "The Alt-Right Playbook". He would coast off the ad revenue from these videos for a while, until he had to file for bankruptcy, and began begging on [[Patreon]]. The money he would then earn on Patreon, would be spent on toys and video games.

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===iDubbbzTV===

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'''iDubbbzTV''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Ian Jomha''' (he took his wife's last name loooool)) is a edgy [[2017]] era YouTuber, turned another Hasan lapdog. He took his old actual good video series, Content Cop, and turned it into another "Muh [[Palestine]]" video to attack Ethan Klein. His wife, [[Anisa Jomha]] is one of the main reasons of this change in content and views. As she's literally turned him into her, and the entire Internet's cymbal-clanging monkey.

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===Mr Girl===

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'''MrGirl'''{{Jew}}{{Girllover}}{{Columbiner}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Max Karson''') is a pseudo-intellectual pedophile who defended the [[Netflix]] cp film [[Cuties]]. Nothing else is of note about him, other than him sympathizing with [[Seung Hui Cho]] and [[Eric and Dylan]], so much so he got suspended from his college for it, abusing his wife, and advocating for pedophilia in general.

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===Ryan Beard===

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'''Ryan Beard''' is a fat retarded grifter who lost at America's Got Talent, and genuinely thinks [[Trisha Paytas]] is a Nazi. He is currently in a slap fight with [[Ethan Klein]], because he thinks Ethan is neglecting his dog for feeding him cheese once.

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===Ethan Klein===

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'''Ethan Klein'''{{Jew}} is one half of the YouTube channel '''H3H3 Productions''', which he runs with his wife. Originally he made Anti-SJW type content, but after leaning into his podcast in an attempt to be more like his hero [[Howard Stern]], his shitty political takes would take up more air-time, eventually leading to him quitting his main channel to focus on being a political podcaster/streamer. Recently because of the [[Israel]] [[Palestine]] conflict, Ethan has been deemed Hitler2.0 by the Breadtube community, due to Ethan's support of Israel.

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===Anthony Fantano===

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'''TheNeedleDrop''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Anthony Fantano''') is once again, another based faggot that came out to be a grifter. Fantano hosts a fairly popular music review channel, where he had people like [[Sam Hyde]] feature in. But after an article was made calling him a [[Nazi]], he flipped on [[mu/|/mu/]] and any other edgy person or Internet space that accepted him, to become a slave to [[white Guilt]].

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===Ethan Is Online===

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'''Ethan Is Online'''{{Transgender}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Ethan Case''') is an obese current troon who fabricated a sexual assault cover-up with his [[OnlyFans]] girlfriend. He has said predator catchers are the real pedos, and the men in the videos can't be held accountable if they talked to a decoy child. Other than Quinton, he is one of the few true lolcows in the community, with most people in it attempting to distance themselves from him and his batshit insane whore.

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==See Also==
*[[Che Guevara]]
*[[Marxism]]
*[[Zoe Quinn]]

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